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Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
Thought For The Day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Oh Dear .......wife's Home Early !!
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, Iwant a divorce!"The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened""Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since
Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back, my husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter as
The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.
Well I Finally Did It
Went today an got Summer's hair done told her if she did I'd do the same in return so now my hair is to the shoulders,, (sniff sniff) wasn't to happy but being a good mother as I am... You know?... Anyways I'll hopefully get some new pictures soon to show it off to you all....
The Dark Dancefloor
Saturday night. I wanted to drink, I wanted to dance, and I wanted to play. As I approached the wide double doors to the club, I knew eyes were on me. And why shouldn’t they have been looking at me? I was dressed for attention. My black leather boots covered my toes, sitting on a three inch heal, and curled up my legs strait to my knees. My black leather skirt only reached mid thy, giving onlookers a wonderful view of my fishnet stockings before they slipped beneath my boots. I had chosen to wear my red and black corset, partially because of my love of red, and partially because I knew it was sexy, and I wanted that power. My black spiked choker was firmly in place around my neck, my bangles at my wrists, and my lips were painted a dark, ruby red. My eye lids were dark, my eyes shinning beneath. The closer I got to the club, the louder the music got, and the quicker my heart raced. I felt it in my blood, the pound of the beat, the sweet call of release. I pass
who ever thought being sick could be so strange. really haven't done much today due to this cold which burdens me. been listening to slow and melancholy music all day, now I feel down and lonely. that song by counting crows, you know the one, colour blind. damn that song gets to me. went to the supermarket today. had the strangest feeling for a while. ever felt like you're walking somewhere and you're getting no where, like stuck on a treadmill. you walk faster but your legs end up moving slower and slower till everything around you just about stops. I had that feeling today. I saw my father in the supermarket. he stood in the fruit section for five minutes trying to decide whether to buy green or red apples. I stood around the corner in the dairy isl, just watching him, making sure he could not see me. he looked so normal, he just blended into the mess of faces. he no longer looked like the monster I knew. as I watched this man I found myself clenching my fists. for a moment
Let Me Introduce You To My Fiance!
Here he is! Yes he too has a Cherry Tap Profile! The Lon Man ~Master of Sunshine@ CherryTAP Show him some luv too!
You Just Gotta Love Kids.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you? "Eight,"the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Easier Said Than Done
Daily OM June 14, 2007 Demolishing Anger’s Walls Resentment Anger, when channeled into the pursuit of change, can be a useful tool in our emotional palette. Anger is experienced by most people, some more than others. It is when anger has no outlet and morphs into resentment that it carries with it the potential to cause great turmoil. Allowing us to assign blame for the pain we are feeling, thereby easing it, resentment tends to smolder relentlessly just below the surface of our awareness, eroding our peace of mind. The target of our resentment grows ever more wicked in our minds and we rue the day we first encountered them. But resentment is merely another hue on the emotional palette and therefore within the realm of our conscious control. We can choose to let go of our resentment and to move on with our lives, no matter how painful the event that incited it. Hanging onto resentment in our hearts does not serve us in any way. Successfully divesting ourselves of resentful
Dammit All...
Here we go again...more people nailing my you have nothing better to do? If you don't like it don't fucking's not even people that got nailed this time just my zodiac...grow up!!!! Remove yourself from my friends list, let me know who it is so I can remove you since you obviously have far too sensitive tastes to be on my list!!!
***Taken from a friends Bulletin!*** Rating stashes during Happy Hour is one of the fastest ways to gain points! Each Thumbs Up equals 2 points for you and 2 points for the owner of the stash! Below is a list of my friends with large stashes. Check out your own friends too! It's interesting to see what you do or do not have in common with your friends! Be sure and hit the small ones too! They rate out quickly and you can move on to another one! ~~MY HALO IS SLIPPING~~RATE/FAN/ADD~~ QUICK POINTS DOUBLE DURING HAPPY HOUR 4000 ITEMS IN MY STASH@ CherryTAP 4070+ Thedarkone@ CherryTAP 2730+ Lotta Metal videos in there :-) AUSSIE ASSASSIN@ CherryTAP 2600+ ¸¸.·*´¯`~Mystikal~´¯`*·.¸¸Mistress of Beggars and Lepers of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ CherryTAP 2320+ ~Neptunes Human~@ CherryTAP 1700 in stash - 2400 pix ~Tima~I.B.I.C.~DarkMoonFamily~@ CherryTAP 2130+ Pamela, Check out the LEGO stadium in Pamela's stash! 2090+ ~~Oklahoma Cherok
Love's Secret By William Blake
Never seek to tell thy love, Love that never told can be; For the gentle wind doth move Silently, invisibly. I told my love, I told my love, I told her all my heart, Trembling, cold, in ghastly fears. Ah! she did depart! Soon after she was gone from me, A traveller came by, Silently, invisibly: He took her with a sigh.
Just Thinking...
So far this year has been a strange one. It started off on a low and by my birthday I was a living dead girl. I had completly died inside and it really does take falling to your lowest of the lows before you can pick yourself up. I have met some amazing people so far.. people who have made a huge impact in my life. I have lost someone who I thought was one of my best friends.. I was the kind of girl that ran to a friend with every problem I had.. and my friends did the same with me but now i've learned to support myself. Sometimes I find I am the one putting all effort into a friendship/relationship.. I get shit on alot after giving most people my everything. I have come to realise that Sometimes you have to be strong for yourself. You have to know that you are a good person, and a good friend. What is meant to be will end up good, and what is not, wont. Relationships are worth fighting for; but sometimes you can't be the only one fighting. At times, people need to fight for you. If
Don't Let Go
Intoxicating Bait
You reel me in Then push me away This is no sin But hear what I say You broke my heart once before Killing me slowly But I'll have it no more Though you probably dont believe me I cant do this anymore I do detest And thats for sure Its time for my heart to rest It hurts too much to think about What we could have been No wanting to sit and pout Only to think what I wanted then But I want no part of you now Because it would only hurt I dont want that, no way no how It only makes me feel less then dirt So if breaking my heart was your goal Congratulations though you dont know too well That though you left you have my soul But I have to leave I've nothing more to tell
Tots68 And Lazer1963 Would Like To See You Here!!!
You are cordially invited to our Wedding. We hope to see you there... Wont you join us for our Vows, Click The Wedding
A Year Of My Love
she's on for a kiss new year's day overcomes and sings on King's day looks for a sledride on groundhog day Free on Pres day Buy me flowers for Valentines I pick shamrocks and bring her wine two days after the Ides on Easter we go 2 church and resurrect our faith and I drink Corona with her on May 5 my mommy and mami celebrate on their day she's a trooper and salute her on Memorial Day I give florals in June and soon she brings me Father's Day balloons and under the moon we watch fireworks and a cpl days later a party 4 me dont hurt it's August and we renew august dreams cookout for our labor will come soon and she turns out harvesting a hot halloween costume giving candy b4 we make love and i thank God 4 her thru year Santa Claus is coming near and I know I have my baby each year and it's clear ....that it's cool.
What did we do wrong? Who was the one who made the mistake? Why couldn't we have stayed okay? I thought what we had was perfect Now I yearn for yesterday If only I could go back in time And stop all the pain you caused They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger But I don't believe in that any longer Because I can't seem to move on with the courage I once had How can something so good turn out so bad? Now my plastic fake world has shattered Leaving only the harsh reality behind I can't get over the fact that you're gone If I could turn back the clock To the time when the sun was still shining But why am I trying to fool myself? I can't rewrite the past, it has already been said and done They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger But I don't believe in that any longer Because I can't seem to move on with the courage I once had How can something so good turn out so bad? I have to find a way to get over this heartache I used to feel so strong, b
Think Before You Scream......
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. > >> > >> Dear Dad: > >> > >> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope > >>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom > >>and >you. > >> > >> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. > >> > >> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her > >>piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is > >>much older >than > >>I am. > >> > >> But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. > >> > >> Stacy said that we will be very happy. > >> > >> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for > >>the whole winter. > >> > >>
My Tears I Cry
Every body sees my tears that i cry i cry ro my self . not for no man! i do it for myself !
To Close My Eye
to close my eyes for a moment or two and just remember the good you do to remember the smile you gave to me the first time i said dad please come and see was it all just a waste did you even care did you realize the value in one word we share i called you my dad even tho you were not but i think those values you must have forgot never tell a lie was the lesson you taught but that first lesson yourself you forgot our whole relationship itself based on a lie only confessed when yu knew yu would die did it hurt you to write all the things that you wrote did you even realize the bond that you broke did you wonder if deep down i loved you at all as you took your last pill and took the big fall in case you dont know as you rest your mind the love i had you again just wont find you took that away with one stroke of your pen confessions and lies mean no love again done by christine
So I'm seriously considering deleting this account and starting a new one. I guess I'm just getting sick of all the guys who think they can perv me. I know this site is all about T&A, and the pick up theme, but it's getting old to me. Where are all the good people at? I just think it would be easier to delete the whole thing and start fresh, rather than go through my friends list and try to delete the folks that bother me. What would you do? Should I just suck it up and deal with the shit? or Should I start all over, and be more careful who I add?
Best Smile Contest
Hey all come help me out please and click my pic and leave some love comments. Am in this contest for once and need all the comments I can get to win, if not at least one of the top 5!! As my friend Sir Jim said, I always vote for everyone the least they could do is the same for me!! Come on all, tell ur friends and everyone on ur lists, repost for me etc!! COME ON!!!!
Summer Fun
To All My Empolyees
If u don't show up for work right now and tommrrow u are fired and banned no execuse u all knew
Keeping Myself Sane 6
Redemption, I begged Vindication, your cry Absolution, I pleaded My damnation, your joy Oblivion, I crave Isolation, my friend Your passion, your love illusions, never mind Communion, I now mourn Contrition, hell, no more Revolution, my own Destination unknown
Cell Is Working Now
I lost your # if I had it. So text me if you have mine with your name in the text so I can readd you. Thanks
~~why They Use Roadside Bombs~~
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new
Some Say Things Good, Some Say Bad
This is my newest entry and it's been a wild ride thus far in my journey to happiness. Truth is that I have not found it. There has been many times to where I thought I did find it, but unfortunately it was just a mirage. As my life currently goes I have been brought to many conclusions to know and see that most women go for looks and unfortunately most men go for looks as well. This world is so far into appearance is everything. It is so sad to see the past of what this world use to be, to what this world is turning into. From Ole Fashion to Hard Rock Abusive People we use to call MEN!!! The world is going to Hell and nobody seems to care. I use to be one of those types and then a bad "could've been fatal" accident sends my senses and my careless hatred away and I turn into who I am now. Right when you think my life couldn't get any worse, I realize the gift that I recieved a second chance at life and love. It made me realize that everything can be better, as long as you ch
One Way Or Another
I'll Be There For You
What Symbol Are You?
You scored as Ankh, The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh100% Biohazard81% Skull69% Cross44% Swastika13% What's your symbol?created with
Dear Friends
My Dear Online Friend.....Got this from someone...It is so true.......Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care.
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Crispy Fillet Of Flounder Light (dinner For Two)
4 slices fillet of flounder (may be substituted with other fish) 1/2 c. skim milk 2 c. corn flakes 4 tbsp. butter Preheat oven at 450 degrees. Rinse the fish with cold water. Use a glass baking pan or Corningware dish. Add the 1/2 cup skim milk so that the fish will not stick to the pan and will keep the fish nice and moist. Melt the 4 tablespoons of butter and pour over top of the fish. Crush the 2 cups of corn flakes with your hands as you sprinkle over the top of the fish. Place in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, then serve.
Hungarian Chicken Paprikash
5 lbs. chicken pieces 4 1/2 tbsp. butter, melted 3 tsp. paprika 1 lb. wide noodles Lemon 4 onions 1 pt. sour cream Parsley (optional) Rub chicken with salt and cut lemon. Slice onions and wilt them in butter over high heat. Lower heat and add paprika. Add chicken. Cover and simmer on low for 30 minutes. Add sour cream. Serve over noodles that have been dressing with butter and chopped parsley.
I Am Done!!!
I know that I have helped several people on CT with contests and I know that everyone on this list has helped several people too. But where is the help when we ask for it? I am only speakin for myself, but I think this is crazy. All that is being asked for is a few comments to help out the contests. We are not askin for blood or your right arm. If you have anything to say, direct it to me, not anyone else on this list. So will you please go and bomb the hell out of these guys?!?!!? Thanks Carrie Alan-Sexiest Eyes contest-Ends June 20 Julie best cleavage ends June 26 VIC GIVEAWAY 15000 comments Tracy VIC GIVEAWAY 15000 comments 3 Day Blast 6000 comments Carrie - 3 day blast- 6000 comments VIC GIVEAWAY 15000 comments James-3 Day blast-6000 comments
Tell Me Now!!!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU... I want to know 33 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! =) SEND ME A REPLY!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact abo
I just want everyone I normally talk to know that I may act stranger than normal for the next little bit. Earlier tonight someone sent me a shout and told me where I catch the bus when I leave my apartment. He knew what I had been wearing and who was with me last time I went out. This guy has been sending me shouts for four days and using lines from a video game a friend of mine had a hand in writing. St first I thought it was my friend messing with me. Tonight proved it's not. I know where my friend was when I went out Friday. I am very freaked out at the moment. I just wanted to explain why to all my friends.
So , There have been a couple people that have rated my pictures 1's. I think it's great that they are honest. ( If they really are honest. ) I think if't funny, the one's recently have been kinda ugly people. So yah, I think it's kinda ironic. But maybe not so much. Maybe they do what's been done to them, or they are projecting their feelings. I know, it's meant to make fun of ugly people, even bitter ugly people. Maybe these people just ned more friends, or a hug or something?? So my new idea is to add all these people as friends. Maybe they are just lonly and mean and bitter, and hate life and so they go around rating people's pictures 1's. Or maybe they really hated my picture. ther are a few pictures I have up that I wouldn't be too surprised if they were rated 1's. However, the pictures I have posted as display pictures, maybe not being perfect, It's unexpected to me that they suck that bad. It seems like they would be a 2 or 3 atleast. lol. Maybe these people ar
New Member
Modeling Contest & Yahoo Group
please vote for me!! This will only take a few mins of your time if that! please help me become Miss June in the Calendar contest. I will get 5 points for every person I get to join using my recruiter ID# 457!! just sign up and upload 2 pics of your self and your done and don't even need to use it if you don't want to. it really means alot to me if you could take the time to help me out. thank you very much and have a great day ;)!! make sure you use my recruiter id#457 when you join otherwise I won't get the 5 points:( click here to join Tri-state Hotties please vote for me daily or as much as you can:)!! 5 is HOT and 1 is NOT here the link to me Click to join TaraLynnsgroup thank youxoxoxoxoxo
Daddy Do It Very Well
You Know You Are From Alabama When...
*I identify with too much of this. lol* You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football. You go to Gulf Shores every summer. You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama. You would much rather visit Florida than California. You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?" A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke. You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart. You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again." You can properly pronounce Arab, Eufaula, Opelika, Loachapoka, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta. You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway. You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are s
Stand Back Up
Stand Back Up Sugarland Go ahead and take your best shot, Let 'er rip, give it all you've got, I'm laid out on the floor, but I've been here before, I may stumble, yeah I might fall, Only human aren't we all? I might lose my way, but hear me when i say, I will stand back up, Youll know just the moment when ive have enough, Sometimes im afraid, and i dont feel that tough, But I'll stand back up, I've been beaten up and bruised, I've been kicked right off my shoes, Been down on my knees more times than youd believe, When the darkness tries to get me, Theres a light that just wont let me, It might take my pride, and my tears may fill my eyes, But I'll stand back up, I've weathered all these stroms, But i just turn them into wind, so i can fly, What dont kill you makes you stronger, When I take my last breath, Thats when I'll just give up, So, go ahead to take your best shot, Let 'er rip, give it all you've got, You might win this round but you cant keep
Ten Times Normal Size
The 7th grade teacher, Ms. Baker, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" -- No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking seventh-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" -- Ms. Baker ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" -- Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" -- The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" -- Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." -- Ms. Baker said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your
Just Had To Blog This One...
->looking in...: you gonna bore us to death? fuckwit ->looking in...: whats that then? looking in...: dont make us take out your country next looking in...: not at all im friom america u know what we are capable of ->looking in...: ROFL is that the best you have little boy? looking in...: it is a mumm now so shut up old prune
Nickelback - 'if Everyone Cared' #2
Hold The Hand Of Your Best Friend!!
When passion's lost, and all the trust is gone, way too far for way too long. Children crying, cast out and neglected... only in a world so cold, only in a world this cold. Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes, then watch them drift away. Some might say we've done the wrong things for way too long, for way too long... Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us. Keep your thorns, cause I'm running away. Away from the games (fucking head games) Away from the space (hate this head space) The circumstances of a world so cold... Burning whispers remind me of the days. I was left alone in a world this cold. Guilty of the same things, provoked by the cause. I'm left alone in a world so cold! Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Caus
That Proved It!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I went to hang out with Chris. So I got the ice cream store to get us some ice cream and what not. Anyway as I'm entering the store some random jackass who's sitting outside with his WIFE AND CHILDREN tries to hit on me. Some men are fucking scum.
Trying To Hard
Me and my best friend were recently talking and she was telling me how her and her boyfriend got into this huge fight and he told her that she tries to hard in their relationship. We are a little confused. Is it good to try to hard in a relationship to make sure that the other person is happy or not? Atleast shes trying to hard and not hard enough....right?
Jalepeno Poppers In Beer Batter
15-20 jalapeños 8 oz cream cheese 1/2 cup shredded white cheddar 1/2 cup shredded Monterey Jack batter: 1 bottle of your favorite beer an equal amount of all purpose flour 1/2 tsp paprika (optional) You may want to wear latex gloves when you gut your peppers, a small metal 1/4 tsp spoon also comes in handy. Soften the cream cheese to room temperature. Slice each pepper from the tip to the stem and gently "gut" it removing the seeds and pith. After you have removed as much of the pith and seeds as you can, rinse under COLD water. Leave the stems intact, they make great handles for pulling the poppers out of the oil. After the cream cheese is softened, gently mix in the shredded cheeses until everything is uniformly combined. Stuff the jalapeños. I do it by hand or with a baggie with a corner cut off. Make sure that the pepper can close most of the way after it's stuffed. Preheat the deep fryer, and remember that the oil that you use for this shouldn't be used fo
Survey Thingie
1. what highway do you drive on the most? I-95 2. when was the last time you bought a bathing suit? a long ass time ago 3. would you consider yourself a flirt? nope :) 4. what color is your boss's hair? blond 5. what are your siblings middle names? bro - kumar sis - diann 6. whats a song that puts you in the mood to dance/party? none 7. where are you going on your next vacation? salem 8. do you get paid weekly or bi-weekly? weekly 9. what color are your pillows? idk 10. who are your closest friends? lis, di, tierre, nati, mandy, chris, mikey, cory 11. favorite aunts name? titi olga (RIP) 12. what hours do you work? ......stalker 13. are you superstitious? yes 14. whose motorcycle were you last on? no thanks! 15. do you have any friends who have an std? um, NO. 16. if the one person your mom despised but you liked died tomorrow, would you attend their wake and funeral? hell no. Mami can be lethal. 17.
The New Job
Jack had been out of work for 6 months, and while he was searching for something permanent he was doing temporary work for a staffing company. On this day Jack was helping with an office move. The company had only requested one person; they wanted to move some files into a storage area. It was a Saturday, and Jack wasn’t seeing his children this weekend so he jumped at the opportunity. The staffing company told him to report to Jay Andrews, the office manager. Jack arrived at the office a little early and a female was in the lobby area. When she asked Jack if she could help him, he replied no, he was waiting for someone. She stayed in the lobby, possibly waiting for a delivery. The lady kept checking her watch and was looking more and more annoyed by the second. At 9:00 am which was the time the position was supposed to start, Jack asked the lady if she knew what Jay Andrews looked like and if he was in yet. She smiled, and coyly said that yes she did know who Jay was, and she wou
Litha ~ Midsummer Night
Litha Also known as: Alban Heruin (Druid), Alban Hefin (Caledonii), Summer Solstice, Midsummer, Midsummer Night, Midsummer Night's Eve, Gathering Day, and Feil-Sheathain (Pecti-Wita ~ July 5) Date: Summer Solstice, usually around June 21 Symbols: Solar Disk, Mistletoe, Feathers, Blades Colors: Green, Gold, Yellow Herbs: chamomile, cinquefoil, elder flower, fennel, lavender, mugwort, thyme, and vervain may be burned; hemp, larkspur, pine, rose, St John's Wort, and wisteria may be decorations. litha line *Midsummer is the time when the sun reaches the peak of its power, the earth is green and holds the promise of a bountiful harvest. The Mother Goddess is viewed as heavily pregnant, and the God is at the apex of his manhood and is honored in his guise as the supreme sun. But don't overlook the Celtic Sun Goddesses in your celebration. The Celts are one of several cultures known to also have female deities to reperesent the power of the sun. The Celtic languages
Stuffed Bell Peppers With Meat Gravy
8 Bell peppers, lg. for stuffing 3 tbsp. bacon grease 1 lb. ham cubes, chopped in food processor 1 c. Bell pepper, chopped 5 stalks celery, chopped 2 bunches green onions, chopped 1/2 c. elephant garlic, chopped 3 lbs. ground round or tip roast 2 lbs. med. shrimp, cleaned, chopped sm. 10 inch loaf French bread, soaked torn in sm. pieces 1/2 tsp. thyme leaves 1/2 tsp. oregano leaves 1/4 tsp. allspice 1/2 tsp. white pepper 1 tsp. salt 3 tbsp. olive oil 2 cans tomato sauce 1 can Cajun stewed tomatoes 3 cans water Angel hair pasta Parmesan cheese Cut tops of Bell peppers off, clean out inside and wash. In very large pot filled with water, boil the Bell peppers for 20 minutes or until just tender- crisp. Do not over cook or the peppers will split up the sides. Drain peppers and set aside. In large deep saucepan, heat bacon grease. Add ham and cook for 5 minutes. Remove 2 tablespoons of Bell pepper, onion, celery, green pepper, onion, celery, green onions and garlic to
You Might Be A Blueneck If
...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!) ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave. ...Awesome! ...You've never had an RC Cola. ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ...You have no idea what a polecat is. ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ...You drink
To Be Treated Right
No shame looks down from the sky Walking down the desert's dream No more weary eyes looses it's soul When a friend brings faith to life on a cold, silver nite And on the wind that everyone will be treated right Whisper names through Heaven's gaze, and we all see the sun shine down upon the plane Beyond the judgement, outside the hate Love leaves its answers inside Based on the faith that everyone will be treated right When Everyone Is Treated Right
Breaking News
Two naked people dead after 4-story fall in downtown Columbia From Staff Reports Two people died early this morning after they apparently fell off a four-story building across the street from Finlay Park, Columbia police say. A taxi driver found a man and a woman in their early 20s - neither wearing any clothes - lying in the street in front of the building in the 900 block of Laurel Street, police spokeswoman, Sgt. Florence McCants said. The victims were alive when rescue workers arrived at the scene, McCants said, and were taken to Palmetto Richland, where they were pronounced dead a short time later. "It appears as if the two individuals were on the roof and could have accidentally fallen off the roof, onto the street," McCants said. There was no indication of foul play. The two fell about 50 to 60 feet, McCants said. Police found clothing for two people on the roof of the building at 900 Laurel Street, McCants said, and nothing else. She said police can only specul
Baby Johnny
Rest in Paradise baby Johnny, because you are with angels. We will look forward to the day when we will dance with you in Heaven. You will never hurt again, nor cry another tear, Just watch down from above and know how much you will always be loved.Good Night baby Johnny!
I Need To Talk To Some One
A Question Of Heaven
The time is close now, the end is near My walk through the valley, trails of fear I feel empty, my penance overdue, I guess it's too late now to be with you I'm extremely frightened of what will surely be I sold myself, the death of me I know you can't forgive me I know I'm on my own, I've betrayed you I walk alone What exactly is the meaning of this Just pawns in your twisted game Severe pain for the lie I'm livin' For a love I never could betray [Bridge] Question me not say the lord unto thee You have chosen your own fate and your own destiny Denied of this life is what you are to be You have chosen your own fate and your own destiny Lord I pound my fists at you Won't you just let me die Would I not suffer enough No inner peace no after life [Repeat Bridge] I did what I thought was right All for the love of my life I know it's sad but true Something is very wrong Condemned to suffer so long For a love so true The question that lies within Is s
A Lil About Me
A lil about me A survey i a lil about me... 1.)Q. Can you cook? KINDA SORTA 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? PLAYING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? I WISH I COULD LICK MY ELBOW 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? VODKA TONIC, OR YINGLING 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? CORN 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? SOMETHING BY TOM CLANCY 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? GEMINI 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 1 TATTO ON MY BACK 9.)Q. Worst Habit? LAZYNESS, SMOKING 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? IF I KNEW WHO U WHERE AND LIKED YOU YEA...IF NOT THEN NO 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? BASEBALL 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? BOTH...CUZ I GOT SKILL 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? WAIT A LIL BIT THEN WAIT SOME MORE 14.)Q. Worst t
Good Morning
good morning all of my awsome friends i hope you all have a wonderfull day and remember to keep smileing love you all muahhhh
For The Last Time. =)
Arrested Helppppppppppp
Huli Huli Chicken Marinade
1/4 c. white wine or apple juice 3/4 c. soy sauce 1-1 1/2 tsp. ginger 1 clove crushed garlic 2 tbsp. sugar Mix ingredients together. Marinade 2 hours or overnight. (For up to 3 pounds chicken.) Especially good on barbeque.
Brain Tattoo (adult Sensual)
Sweetness, you've been busy You've been neglecting me. I know you are...required, so I've waited patiently. Tonight belongs to us and we're here all alone, There will be no distractions, once I disconnect the phone. Have you forgotton me? I'll make you remember. We can re-ignite our fire that has become an ember. So honey close your eyes relax and be in me. Let me lead you on the way to our night of ecstasy. Are those restraints to tight? You know they're made of silk. I want to show you pleasures everyone is free of guilt. Now I'll place the blindfold over your sexy eyes. It's not time for you to see, just feel me in your mind. As I explore your mouth my taste buds come alive. You taste so warm and sweet, like honey from a hive. My lips move on your chest I taste your salty skin. You moan as I move lower be prepared to moan again. I lie between your legs and nibble on your thighs. I watch as your desire grows right before my eyes.
Shagg Live At Bullfrog Sponcered By 101.1 Wrif
Friday, June 22nd, we (Shagg Nasty) will be playing at The Bullfrog in Redford,Michigan with our boys Maryz Eyez.101.1WRIF will be there broadcasting live. If you cant make it to the show, you can log on to and listen to the live radio broadcast. I just heard the comercial on the radio a few minuts ago.Boy am I smiling right now.You can log on now and should hear the comercial or just log on tommorrow night at 9:00 eastern time and he he enjoy. Hopefully you will be able to hear us on the radio. SSSSGonna be a kick ass show. PEACE!!!!! Oh and you can log on to for more listings and I hear they have a myspace page. or
"Now you know the hard part about being part of this team is not risking your own life, it's watching your friends take chances with theirs'. Congratulations. Now you really are one of us.". Lt.Col. Cameron Mitchell
A Lifetime Alone
When I first felt you pulling away Sadness immediately filled my heart The pain of knowing that you're moving on and that we'll be spending out lives apart It seems like only yesterday when you and I first met My life was forever changed a moment I will never forget We've had many ups and downs but managed to get through them together Now I have to learn to live without you I guess good things don't last forever I guess I knew a part of you was unhappy but to hear it caught me by surprise Since you told me this and walked away nothing but tears have filled these eyes I will always want what is best for you but you leaving still breaks my heart Never did I think in my wildest dreams that you and I would spend our lives apart.
Mary Mary, He Aint Doin Right
can anyone tell me what a freekin fook is?
What Each Kiss Means,
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Last Night At Southport's
there we were, about to start the first gig. First live show. Will, The band's front man was having anxiety, as were the rest of the guys .. Stew, Cale, Andres and Dewayne. But when they fired off with the first song, Puddle of mud's She F#ckin' hates me, Well, The whole place just came to life then. The bar staff said they'd never seen Southport's food and spirits with that many people in there on a fridaynight. By the end of that first set, Everyone had loosened up a bit and let the music flow forth. I was on the sound board for the band. Trying to balance everything out tro give them the best sound I could. Everyone was satisfied with my mixing. I think I'm the ONLY member of the group who didn't drink lastnight. Kim, Will's wife, got f*ckin' SMASHED! it was a great time there for everyone. To all those who showed up to see Ashes of Eden, YOU make the band what they are. YOU will make them who they will become. Thank you. Ded Mike, sound and tech support for Ashes of
Eddie Murphy
Veal Scaloppine With Eggplant
4 slices eggplant (about 5-6" wide) 1 lb. veal scaloppine, cut into 12 pieces 1 cup flour, for dredging 3 tablespoons seasoned Italian bread crumbs 4 very thinly sliced proscuitto (optional) 3 tablespoons fresh parsley, minced 1/4 teaspoon each garlic and onion powder 4 slices each mozzarella and provolone cheese Parmesan, for sprinkling 1/2 cup dry white wine freshly ground black pepper, to taste pats of butter, to serve 1/2 cup any tomato-based pasta sauce Lightly salt eggplant and sandwich it between two food-safe paper towels. Place under a weight such as a heavy frying pan and leave for 30 minutes. (This extracts the bitter juices from the eggplant). In a shallow tray, stir together flour, bread crumbs, minced parsley, and garlic and onion powder until well combined. Lightly dredge the veal in the seasoned flour. Melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a skillet and saute several pieces of veal at a time until lightly browned, adding butter as needed. (A combination of
Application To Date Me!!
Application for permission to date ME This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. Name ___________________ Date of birth ___________ 2. Height __________ Weight _________ I.Q _________ G. P. A _______ 3. Social Security # ___________ Drivers License # _____________ 4. Boy Scout Rank __________________ 5. Home Address _________________ City/State ______________ Zip _____________ 6. Do you have one Male and one Female parent? ______ if not, Explain __________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________ 8. Do you own a van _____ A truck with oversized tires______ A waterbed _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring ______ A tattoo ______ (if "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises.) 9. In 50 words or less,
Where The Heart Is
Training Continued
Well I'm up to 2km for my run now, and I have no clue what I'm biking, but I'm feeling great and on Sunday I get to meet with a trainer to help me get ready for the half iron man next year. I'm so excited!!! I might be crazy, but damn i will be in awesome shape!!! LOL
Me Nsfw... On A Dare
Posted a quick snapshot of me naked a couple days ago on a request. Not really the type of thing I would usually do, but hey, whatever right? Anyways, I was told I didn't have the guts to make it open to my whole friends list and announce it. Well here's the announcement. It'll be open to my friends list for about a day. Don't go there unless you wanna see me naked... you've been warned, I don't wanna hear any complaints.
I love my wife very much! I really do. I get frustrated with her though. She does not like sex all that much. Last night we were watching the movie "Click." It was just after one of the scenes where he fast forwarded through sex. And my wife says, "I wish I could fast forward through the sex." Now how does she expect her husband (that would be me) of 20 years to take that? Our sex life is almost nonexistent(sp) and forget about oral sex. It seems like all she wants to do anymore is cuddle. Don't get me wrong. I love to cuddle, but part of being married is having sex. Drives me nutts.
Freinds Near Me
Are there any out there who are interested in getting together to hang out? I am a very lonely person and would like to meet some friends. I don't like to go out alone. Anyone interested, please let me know. I want to find more than the guys who want to get into my pants. Thanks, Leigh Anne
Some people sit, some people try; Some people laugh, some people cry; Some people will, some people won't; Some people do, some people don't. Some people believe, and develop a plan; Some people doubt, never think that they can; Some people face hurdles and give it their best; Some people back down when faced with a test. Some people complain of their miserable lot; Some people are thankful for all that they've got; And when it's all over, when it comes to an end; Some people lose out, and some people win. We all have a choice, we all have a say; We are spectators in life, or we get in and play; Whichever we choose, how we handle life's game; The choices are ours, no one else is to blame.
My Sexual Zodiac;
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at
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Dark Greetings Unto You
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Fruited Pot Roast
4 lb. chuck roast or pot roast 2 tbsp. butter 1 1/2 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1 c. apple juice 1 c. dried apricots 1 c. pitted prunes 1 c. tart apples, pared and sliced 2 cinnamon sticks or 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon Brown meat in butter. Pour off the drippings. Season with salt and pepper. Add the apple juice and cinnamon. Cover and simmer in Dutch oven (or bake at 350 degrees) for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until tender. Turn meat over and add fruit. Continue cooking for 30 minutes or until apples are tender. Serve on a warm platter.
Ultimate Intimacy Is ...
Thoughts and ideas about what ultimate intimacy is really like.. Walking down a crowded street, my hand in his, palm to palm is so beautiful. But he won't let me completely push my hand into his - a small blade he holds separates us, and it is up to me to find the balance between the flesh-to-flesh, and avoiding the blade. A lesson in self-control for me, balanced by the intimacy of fingers and bones touching. Comfortable silence with another person Seeing the tears The casual easy smile when you catch each other's eye. The one that says "there's no need to talk, all's well, as you were". Warm and naked, silent, kissing, closed and tear-filled eyes Being able to not hold back and be yourself Laying curled up in his arms, looking up through my lashes into his eyes while he strokes my face and tells me that he loves me. Our bodies pressed together, his arms wrapped tightly around me; our legs entwined, feeling each others heartbeats, the warmth of his breath on my
Need Y'alls Help
I'm trying to win a blast yo...hook it up and go here Tell them CrazieCrunchie sent ya!
WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide. Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department said the three were found at their home about 2:30 p.m., but refused to release details. Pope said results of autopsies on Benoit, his wife Nancy, and 7-year-old son Daniel were expected Tuesday. Benoit, 40, was a former world heavyweight champion, Intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles over his career. "WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the federation said in a statement on its Web site. Benoit was scheduled to perform at the "Vengeance" pay-per-view event Sunday night in Houston, but was replaced at the last minute because of what announcer Jim Ross called "personal reasons." Benoit, a Canadian native, maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the def
Two Added In The Giveaway To Help Out Tranquil Angel 5 Thanks
Here are two more added to help out TranquailangeL5 both wants to show they love and care about her and the family. they want her to smile thanks for the adding of these pics for her a mansion and if i have enough left over more than a mansion will update it when stuff comes in
The 911 Call
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?" Submitted by Sparky R. Avant Jr.
You Might Be A City Girl If...
You Might be a City Girl If.. You believed that the car was REALLY out of gas. You've never tried a chaw of Red Man. You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants. You won't bait your own hook because worms are "icky". You do all of your gardening in barrels on the patio. You get to park your car in the garage because your husband doesn't own ANY old tractors. You've never gotten a jar of Bag Balm as a gift. You don't like country ham. You've never even heard of red-eye gravy. You know how to make quiche, and your husband actually likes it. You think pork butts are part of a pigs ass. You've never been to a tractor pull. Your boyfriend took you to a tractor pull and you DIDN'T like it. You think that wind mill in the cow pasture is there to keep the cows cool. Your boyfriend's truck was made in Japan. Your kids play soccer instead of baseball. You like deer because they have pretty brown eyes. You saw the vet preg-c
Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it
Im Looking At You!
WOOO HOOOOO i just levelled up.... firstly I want to thank my BABY NIGHT VIXEN for doing the final honor of pushing me up...second i want to thank the surveys...2 came in yesterday at happy hour LMAO easy 40,000 points there....and last but by NO MEANS LEAST...i want to THANK ALL of my FRIENDS who have cared enough and been a true friend...thanks for ALL the rates and comments and Compliments on my art work...I love making morphs and editing pictures.....and a Final note to my BRO ROB...LMAOOO told you id level from 20 to 21 in under a MONTH...wanna go double or nothing. Peace out my friend God Bless Each and every one of YOU
Me And Men
Why is it that I have so many problems finding a really man. I am married but to a man that treats me as a slave and an object not as his wife or as a person. The only men i seem to meet or that want anything to do with me just want sex. I have thought about it alot lately am I never to be happy or find the one that treats me with respect and wants me for me. I have been working hard on bettering my life and my kids' lives. And yes i know i don't need a man to make me happy but it would be nice to know that there is someone that truely loves me and that is not feeding full of bullshit just to get what they want. There is alot more to me then that.
Garlic-lime Soup
Ingredients for chicken stock: 4- to 5-lb. whole chicken, rinsed 16 cups cold water 1 onion, cut in half 1 carrot 1 celery stalk 2 green bell peppers, roasted 2 large tomatoes, roasted 1 bay leaf For the soup: 1/4 cup olive oil 1/4 medium Spanish onion, chopped 20 cloves garlic, sliced 5 limes, 4 juiced and 1 thinly sliced 8 cups chicken stock Salt and pepper to taste 3 small radishes, thinly sliced 1 avocado, peeled, pitted, and diced Preparation: To make stock, place whole chicken in large, heavy stockpot and cover with cold water. Bring water to boil, then reduce to simmer and cook 30 minutes. Skim off residue. Add onion, carrot, celery, peppers, tomatoes, and bay leaf. Continue simmering approximately 3 hours, adding water if needed to keep chicken covered. Strain stock into clean bowl. To make soup, in heavy stockpot heat olive oil over medium heat until hot but not smoking, add onion, and cook until translucent, about 3 minutes. Add sliced garlic and saut
The Musings Of A Mother
I believe that there needs to be a license for people to have children. Yesterday, I was in a store and heard a mother talking to her child, who couldn't have been any older than a year. She was telling the child to 'Shut the f up you little bastard.' And so on and so forth. What would pursue a mother who loves thier children to speak to them in such a manner? Even if I was having the worst of days, or if Brandon was acting out, I would NEVER call him such names. Perhaps it is due to my situation. I personally know what it feels like to be called names and how it feels. Against my calmer judgement, I went up to the woman with Olivia and Brandon beside me, and I told her something. "Excuse me....I just have to say that you have a beautiful son." She thanked me, now acting like the proper mother now...which really pissed me off. Looking at her square in the eye, I then asked her something. "What would make you call him the 'b' word?" Her face palled, knowing that s
Another Down Rater...
This rude hag rated my default pic a 2. Why don't you guys stop by and show her some love ;). (the following is not clickable...I guess you'll have to do a search) Since, she blocked me afer she rated (what a piece of shit!)I couldn't get a link. alwaysbemybaby29
And Hopefully That Fixes That.
I just uploaded some images of the puerto rican flag. so. let's stop asking me if i'm persian. k? *smooches*
Metabolism Boosters
Metabolism is the motor that keeps us running – when we have a strong metabolism, we have a lot of energy. But as we age, our metabolism dips, and it’s more difficult to burn calories. Because of this, we gain weight, and slow down. Fortunately, there are a lot of things we can do to boost our metabolism, and keep that engine purring along! Here are some tips: -Eat a good breakfast. The word “breakfast” comes from breaking the fast that we’ve had overnight as we sleep. This morning meal gives us the energy we need to start the day. Without it, our body goes into starvation mode, so our metabolism goes way down and we burn fewer calories. A recent study showed that people who skip breakfast were 4 ½ times more likely to be obese than those we ate breakfast. -Take your vitamins. Vitamin C in particular is important in helping to burn fat. -Take some time in the sun. Light increases serotonin, which helps us to feel more awake and energized. -Take move-around breaks at wor
For Trey Hale R.i.p
Her young life a mystery to me. To be thirteen is something she'll never see. Her life taken away when she was so young. Erased for all time before it had begun. What kind of god can take away so precious and new. And how many lives will regret not ever knowing you.
Never Forget You
Try This Again
Yeah, i like that song, deal with it :P I posted this once and CT deletd it for some reason, so here it is again lol I feel blah. I need some excitement. OC will be fun I'm hot, i dont like summer. And I have to go to work. ugh. Andy Roddick needs to stop being a pussy and beat the taiwan guy ugh. it's a tie breaker in the third set. Have a fabulous day! ♥
Last Day Guys Can You Show Me Some Luv??????
Here is the link ot the contest that i am in, Prettiest Plus Size Cherrytap Lady. I know that i am so far behind that i will not win but would like to have an honorable mention anyway lol so can you please go and rate and comment my pic? I would really appreciate it, and for all of my friends that have already done so much love to you guys and anytime you need it i am here for you. you can count on me.
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and so they try hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexican put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the coppers pull him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies Mexican eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks wha
The Love Of My Life
This is REALLY true; we will be married soon. I am very in love with her and much more I am not at liberty to say yet. Except that we are taking things slow; as everyone should.
Okay.. This Is New To Me
Okay, I am posting my first blog.. ;-) not really sure what to say but here goes... Anything you wnat to ask me, ask away.. will usually answer.. always truthfully. If you are a liar, cheater, are a complete player... or jack ass... don't bother contacting me... I don't have time for that. But here... let's lighten up... hope to talk with you soon....
Been Said Before, Needs To Be Said Again...
GET A FUCKING LIFE! seriously folks, you get entirely TOO wapped up in this site, and many other sites like it. cliques, caring about what people think of you, if you get a low rating, fussing and feuding, "ct marriages", get fucking real. the REAL world is too big and too beautiful to be concerned with an over abundance of petty and simple minds on this site. GO REALIZE THAT!
Leather Teddies, Bustiers And More!!
Selling the Leather inventory on Ebay, starting below Wholesale!! Pass this along to everyone you know please!!
"dragon Sightings."
"Dragon sightings." Sightings. From pre-Christian times until the late 17th century, dragons roamed all over Europe. They have been observed by knights, historians and naturalists. 1. Scandinavia: Recorded in 1572, a dragon inhabited the area north of Lapland. The region was so desolate that the dragon was reduced to a diet of mice. 2. London, England: On November 30, 1222, dragons were seen over the city. The flight preceded - and may have caused thunderstorms and severe flooding. 3.Henham, Essex, England: An amphiptiere nine feet long was discovered on a hillock near the town in 1669. The terrifying serpent remained in the area for some months but inflicted no actual harm. 4. Ireland: According to legends, Tristan of Lyonesse slew a dragon here in the 11th century. The commentator Giraldus Cambrensis, however, announced in 1188 that Ireland was free from all dragons, possibly from the intervention of Saint Patrick in the 5th century. 5. P
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Double Chocolate Mint Dessert
1 c. all-purpose flour 1 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter, softened 4 eggs 1 1/2 c. Hershey's syrup Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease rectangular pan, 13 x 9 x 2 inch. In large mixer bowl, beat flour, sugar, butter, eggs, and syrup until smooth. Pour into prepared pan; bake 25 to 30 minutes or until top springs back when lightly touched. (Top may still appear wet.) Cool completely in pan. Spread Mint Cream Layer on cake (see below); chill. Pour Chocolate Topping over dessert (see below). Cover and chill. Mint Cream Layer: In small bowl of mixer, combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter (softened), 1 tablespoon water, 1/2 teaspoon mint extract, and 3 drops green food color (optional); beat until smooth. Chocolate Topping: In small microwave-proof bowl, melt 6 tablespoons butter and 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips at high (100 percent) for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or just until chips are melted and mixture is smooth when stirred.
Pimpin Aint Easy....
Please Read --- Fire Warning -- Are You Using This Product?
This is one of those e-mails that if you don't send it, rest assured someone on your list will suffer for not reading it. The original message was written by a lady whose brother and wife learned a hard lesson this past week. Their house burnt down.. nothing left but ashes. They have good insurance so the house will be replaced and most of the contents. That is the good news. However, they were sick when they found out the cause of the fire. The insurance investigator sifted through the ashes for several hours. He had the cause of the fire traced to the master bathroom. He asked her sister-in-law what she had plugged in the bathroom. She listed the normal things.... curling iron, blow dryer. He kept saying to her, "No, this would be something that would disintegrate at high temperatures". Then her sister-in-law remembered she had a Glade Plug-In, in the bathroom. The investigator had one of those "Aha" moments. He said that was the cause of the fire. He said he has seen more
~ Elvis - American Trilogy ~
The Best at his Best
Cajun Shrimp Skillet Supper
1 box Chicken Rice-a-Roni 20 to 30 small canned, fresh or frozen shrimp (thawed) add 2 1/4 cup chopped onion 1/4 cup chopped celery 1/4 cup chopped bell pepper 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 to 3 teaspoons extra spicy Mrs. Dash (to taste) Sauté Rice-a-Roni in oil in skillet with onion, celery, bell pepper and shrimp until golden brown. Add 2 1/3 cups hot water and stir in seasoning pack from Rice-a-Roni and Mrs. Dash. Bring to a boil, cover and simmer 20 minutes. Serves 4.
Punishing His Slave
I woke up and stretched loving the feel of silk against my naked skin. My eyes still closed I could feel the sun on my eyelids. I knew Master was gone; His warmth no longer surrounded me. Last night was the first night He had allowed me to share His bed for the whole night. Usually I slept on the soft carpet at the foot of His bed. But last night He had said that I was doing so well in my training that as a special treat I would be allowed to share His bed. The smile was still firmly in place as I rose from that bed and made my way to the bathroom. I took off the golden collar that enclosed my neck before stepping into the shower. Master had left no special instructions so I took a quick shower and shaved making sure there was no hair on my body just like Master liked it. Stepping out of the shower, I quickly dried my skin and stood in front of the full length mirror. I turned my petite frame to either side, enjoying the sight of several bruises on my hips. They were in the shape of
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Six Flags Tragedy," Please Repost"
A terrible tragedy has happened the other day June 21, 2007 @ the amusement park Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom. Like around 4:45pm est the ride Superman aka hellivator malfunctioned. The ride takes you up about 177ft in the air and you free fall going about 56mph. On the descend a cable breaks and from the force of wind it wraps around BOTH legs of a 13 yr old girl from right above the ankles and litterally RIPS them off. As of right now I don't know the current condition of the little girl. She's been in surgery for a few hours. I'm asking everyone to pray for this girl and her family. This is no hoax. You can go to our local station and read all about it. THE ARTICLE IS CALLED "Inspection begins after girl's legs severed". Please pray for her and her family. Post this as much as you can so everyone on cherrytap can eventually read this and say a prayer. I felt compelled to do this so I am. Thank you all!! SIGN UR NAME BELOW AND REPOST. 1.Jaime AKA Beauty Of A Tattoo'
I'm Not Crazy
You think I'm crazy but I'll let you know the truth Darkness is around the world where you can't see But I see it all the time rush into you when you close your eyes It likes the brain to be just right for the feast Where am I in this world of the cockroaches They will never die when humanity becomes roadkill I wish I was a bug so I didn't have to die But I'm not good enough for the darkness They don't like my brain for some reason I like the nice walls that surround me So soft and worth my time than fighting the darkness. Go ahead and don't believe the truth I speak Isolation is the best medicine in our world today Laugh all you want but I watch them go inside you Can you see the marks on you that people mention Birth marks are a sign of the feast by them You can laugh but I know what happens much later Everyone will die but I know the cockroaches will like me But if I was a bug and not this pile of flesh They would let me know the ultimate secrets to survival Fo
My History 01. Raised in: Bremerton... yes, I know. 02. Planned baby: Don't think so. 03. Birth date: December 28, 1983 04. Any siblings:4 sisters, 2 step-brothers, and a step-sister. 05. Younger or older? I am the oldest. 06. Hair color: Can't remember... 09. Eye color: Green and weird gold colors. 10. Shoe size: 7 1/2. 11. Mood: Sleepy. 12. Smell: Chocolate chip candle. 13. Height: 5'3. 14. Lefty/righty: Righty. LOVE LIFE: 01. Do you remember your first relationship: Kid named Robin down the street. I was 9. 02. Do you believe in love: I've felt it so I guess I do. 03. Why did your last relationship fail: Because I hate that guy. 04. Shortest relationship: Not sure. 05. Have you ever been heartbroken: Oh yes. 07. Have you ever fallen for your best friend: Yes. 08. Have you ever told them: Yes. 09. Are you afraid of commitment: No. I am afraid of nothing. 10. You ever had a secret admirer: Actually, when I was pregna
i wish i understood men more they drive me crazy with this shit about thinking a woman should be able to read their mind and then they get mad when we cant god i dont know what to do i want to choke them sometimes...
Underwear Is Important!!
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was stan
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Potato Spinach Sausage Casserole
1 1/2 Tablespoons unsalted butter, plus extra to grease the baking dish 2 teaspoons of olive oil 8 oz fresh spinach, washed, dried, and stemmed 1/2 lb of Italian sausage (we like 1/2 sweet and 1/2 hot Italian sausage), broken out of casing into small pieces 1 large red onion (about 3/4 lb), peeled and sliced thin 1 small garlic clove, minced 1 1/2 pounds russet potatoes (about 3 medium sized potatoes), peeled and cut into 1-inch chuncks 1/4 cup heavy cream 2 Tablespoons chicken broth 1 Tablespoon cider vinegar dash of nutmeg 3/8 teaspoon of salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 cup of shredded Gruyere or Swiss cheese 1 Preheat oven to 400°F. Butter a 6x9 or 8x8 inch baking dish. 2 Heat one of the teaspoons of olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat until shimmering. Add spinach and cook, stirring often, until wilted, about 3 minutes. Transfer spinach to strainer and drain. When cool, squeeze out liquid and roughly chop the spinach. 3 Wipe skillet clean. Add sausag
No Mystery
No Mystery by Gothic You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman.
The Dream
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gent
We Control No Other.
There are as many ways to live and grow, as there are people. Our own ways are the only ways that should matter to us. --Evelyn Mandel Wanting to control other people, to make them live as we'd have them live, makes the attainment of serenity impossible. And serenity is the goal we are seeking in this life. We are each powerless over others, which relieves us of a great burden. Controlling our own behavior is a big enough job. Learning to behave responsibly takes practice. Most of us have behaved irresponsibly in our lives. Emotional immaturity is slow to depart, but every responsible action we take gives us the courage for another - and then another. Our own fulfillment is the by-product of the accumulation of our own responsible actions. Others' actions need not concern us. Today, I will weigh my behavior carefully. Responsible behavior builds gladness of heart.
Fresh Strawberry Pie
2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1/2 cup butter, reduced-calorie 2 cups fresh strawberries, sliced 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch 4 packages Sweet 'n Low sweetener, or Equal 3/4 cup unsweetened pineapple juice Melt butter over low heat. Add graham cracker crumbs. Mix well. Press mixture on bottom and sides of 9-inch pie pan that has been sprayed with vegetable spray. Wash and slice strawberries. Mix cornstarch with 1/4 cup pineapple juice. Cook over low heat until thickened and clear, stirring constantly. Add remaining pineapple juice and stir until thick. Remove from heat and add Equal. Stir in fruit. Spoon into graham cracker crust. Chill. Serve with low-calorie whipped topping, if desired. 8 servings. Serving Size: 8
About The Sexy Military Salute Contest
Not sure what is going on... No one can get in to comment or rate unless on his friends list. All the pics of the contestants except one has been marked NSFW. The contest holder isnt on line right now, so waiting til he comes back online to see what happens. Dont give up on us though... we are just sitting back and waiting lol patiently lol it is the internet and just relaxing and having fun Just rest your fingers for when it is back up Love you guys !!! Muahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!!!!!! I have been asked to enter into the Sexiest Military Salute Contest. So Come On Out And Show Your Luv And Support THANK YOU IN ADVANCE This Contest Goes For 7 Days. 1 RATE = 10 POINTS SO PLZ RATE!! 1 COMMENT = 1 POINT Here Is The Link To My Salute To Our Military GOD BLESS OUR MILITARIES!!!! The Main Prize Is A 1 Month VIC or 30 Day Blast... Need Your Help Please Repost
Have You Had Enough ?? I Sure Have
It's a lot to read, but it is a must read.... Where Have All the Leaders Gone? by Lee Iacocca Iacocca, the bestselling author and former president of Ford and Chrysler, is back to sound a howl of anger against the sad state of leadership in the U.S. today. From Chapter 1: Had Enough? Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course." Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out! You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and
After The Moment Has Passed...
Better-tasting Cum
Why Swallow? Cum Swallowing Tips How to Practice Swallowing Is Swallowing Cum Safe? Better Tasting Cum Cum Nutritional Facts Reader Tips The Joy of Swallowing 100 Swallowing Tips The Joy of Deep Throating Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better. You Cum What You Eat Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the nex
Chicken Francese
This is a recipe that folks email me for on a weekly basis, but you are never going to find it in an Italian cookbook. : Serves 4 Thin slices of chicken are dipped in an egg and cheese mixture, are then fried golden brown and topped with a delicious lemon, butter sauce. Francese means,"in the French" manner, and it involves coating something in flour, then in beaten eggs and frying it. Often it is topped with a sauce as this dish does. Although there are some ingredients found in Italian cuisine that are prepared in this manner, thin slices of chicken are commonly not, and cheese would not be added to the cheese mixture as it is in this recipe. The cheese does however add a unique flavor when combined with the lemon sauce. Apparently, this dish evolved from Italian American restaurants, particularly those in and around New York city. I was given this recipe from a good friend who lived in New York for many years. It is quite easy to make, although I will warn you it definitely is
Ct Football Vote Team Boss N
Wut it do to all the cherries.....come on by and vote for the team...Boss n U....we wanna take the Football
Five Minutes
Well this is it. a couple things to do and i am gone. 5 minutes should do it.
My First Attempt At A Rock Lyric From One My Old Poems
Good enough for a laugh esp when someone said it be great for a singer name Pink, got get updated on these new rock artist i tell ya have no clue just mostly a country girl think i will stick with writing country/blues Goddess Of Dreams little to much budlight that day or bored to death lol edit a old poem, made into rock lyrics On a reflection of moonbeams I dance across the stars to enter his dream passion sparkling in my eyes Enticing him with a whispering sigh ( c) Baby, you want me Here I am My touch will set you On fire Lets burn baby Beneath the sheets Fulfilled dreams Making your night So sweet (v) Darling awake to my caress Let my touch brand your flesh My kiss sear your sweet lips As we melt together from hip to hip ( C) Baby, you want me Here I am My touch will set you On fire Lets burn baby Beneath the sheets Fulfilled dreams making your night So sweet (v) Building an unco
Kids Don't Do Drugs
Boredom Sets In Once Again
im bored, anyone up who wants to talk? i should sleep but im in the mood to socialize so come say hi, tell me a story, or just sit there looking silly lol
Yes, I Am A Dreamer
I usually prefer to post my own words rather than someone else's, but this simple little poem was too likeable to pass up. I'm starting to think that somewhere inside my pessimistic shell is an optimist just dying to break free. i used to think that i was standing on the brink of insanity but i came to find that all my fear was in my mind and so i just threw it away and i started a new day and now i'm through it and dreams they used to be everything to me but some they don't come true but i don't let that make me blue i still believe in love and dreams yes, i'm a dreamer and i know that sometimes the sun never seems to shine in my life but i choose to see the light that shines inside of me and so i just keep moving on and i keep getting strong and i will make it ***I think that there must be an optimist somewhere inside us that tends to prod us into continuing on a task that we find either impossible or extremely difficult. I tend to get throug
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Jail Time
Claybunny925 will go to jail for ... Indecent exposure at a child’s birthday party 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
From My Heart To The Pen...
Ideas come to me, a piece of paper I find. Jotting them down before they leave me, word for word from my mind. Some time goes by, and another is written down. up and down, criss crossed, everyone of them are made to remind. Wrinkles on the small sheet, telling me of it's use and torture. Use from me picking it up and laying it down, torture from my heart all you have bestowed on me. All I want to do is understand and work it out, if there's even such a dream. All I have is hope, is there even such a thing? Every morning is something different, ever night is somewhat the same. You go to your corner and me in mine, I hope to see you again before we're out of line. It will soon begin for us, another blow up and more pain. It's going to be over something stupid like always, I want to bite my tongue and live once again in your embrace. You were my first love, no other woman has ever looked at me the way you do. I have come before many of times, looking
Y Does Every Man I Open Myself Up To Leav Me Like This?
Telling me to go, But hands beg me to stay. Your lips say that you love, Your eyes say that you hate. There's truth in your lies, Doubt in your faith. What you build you lay to waste. There's truth in your lies, Doubt in your faith. All I've got's what you didn't take. So I, I won't be the one, Be the one to leave this, In pieces. And you, you will be alone, Alone with all your secrets, And regrets. Don't lie. You promised me the sky, Then tossed me like a stone. You wrap me in your arms, [In Pieces lyrics on] And chill me to the bone. There's truth in your lies, Doubt in your faith. All I've got's what you didn't take. So I, I won't be the one, Be the one to leave this, In pieces. And you, you will be alone, Alone with all your secrets, And regrets. Don't lie. [Guitar solo] So I, I won't be the one, Be the one to leave this, In pieces. And you, you will be alone, Alone with all your secrets, And regrets.
thank you for the gifts but you all dont have to buy gifts for me just feeling the love on my page is good enough love you all you all are awsome
What X-men Would You Be?
You scored as Professor X, Professor X ordinarily possesses vast psionic powers, including telepathy; the ability to induce in others mental illusions, temporary mental or physical paralysis, and loss of specific memories or total amnesia; the projection of "mental bolts" to stun or render a person unconscious; astral projection; and the ability to sense other superhuman mutants within a small radius. At present Xavier is unable to use his psionic powersProfessor X81% Cyclops75% Nightcrawler75% Gambit69% Wolverine63% IceMan63% Colossus50% What X-Men would you be?created with
sometimes when there is love there is also pain! we find the love and we create the pain! why do we torture ourselves so? why do we hurt the ones we love? why do we do the dumb things we do? We love uncontrolably! We love with everything we have! We love because its the best feeling in the world! Unfortunatly though we also hurt! Hurt in love and you feel the pain forever! hurt in love and you know what its like to be lost! Pain is bred from love! If i must feel pain in order to have love then so be it the more pain the better! Im in love and thats the way it should be! I only hope she will see that i love her with all that i am!
What I Like About Rpgs
i was thinking about this for days now but when i was little i always got lost in role playing game's story lines, couldn't really explain what was so drawing about them, but i think i've noticed that the key elements are always the strength of love and friendship. for instance the story always starts with an (outcast /loner)who was orphaned by society in some way "who cant relate to that right?" who because of his selfless nature takes on a task that sets him on a path towards finding his fate. along the way he useually meets (unbeknown to him) a princess who is just looking to be excepted for who she is not what she is expected to be "tell me this doesn't hit close to home" they suffer many trials and hardships together, that teach them about them selves and each other they feel exposed and push away from each other and they both eventually come to terms with the pains of there sorted pasts and run to each other with the relization that one person had given them
Yeehaw My First Promo Liner And The Great Shawn Harvey Singing My Song The Legend Of Texas Tornado And Sheriff Kay Written With James Odle Jr And Mark
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I Need More Teddy Bears Plz!
7/1/07: Time....
“Just cause you don't understand what's going on don't mean it don't make no sense And just cause you don't like it, don't mean it ain't no good And let me tell you something; Before you go taking a walk in my world You better take a look at the real world Cause this ain't no Mister Roger's Neighborhood Can you say "feel like shit"? Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit I ain't happy 'bout it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit! And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry... But maybe you need to be offended But here's my apology and one more thing...fuck you!” -- Suicidal Tendencies, “You Can’t Bring Me Down” One of the best metal songs in history, and it perfectly describes how I feel toward idiots how want to sit back and take potshots at my lifestyle from the safety of the sheepherd. Things will turn out okay… I hear and say that a lot when conditions for myself or someone else become adverse. I believe in it, but sometime I wonder if they eve
When A Guy Misses You
When a girl misses you, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that you're not hers anymore. When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later. When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's hoping that you're hers and only hers (it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie) When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing you will be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, " sh
What's The Point In Life??
Time and time again people ask themselves what the point of life is. At this point of MY life I am here asking myself that very same question. What is the point of life? People say that everyone has a destiny. Do they really? I mean if thats true than no matter what I do, I will always end up with the same outcome, right? I will always end up doing what I am 'meant' to do. But then you ask yourself, what if I get into an accident tomorrow and die? Then does that mean that thats all I was meant to do? Or was God's plan for me foiled by a drunk driver? It kind of gives me a headache. But I dont believe that everyone is 'destined' to do one thing in thier life. I dont believe that at all. Destiny is bullshit. Some people say that the point of life is to be successful. Others say its to find love and have a family. Now, after hearing everyones way of putting it and thinking about it for the time I have been out here ALONE for three months by myself.....I think I've found the answer to the
How To Get The Women On Cherrytap
Hi, guys - Dr. Don here with some timely information on how to impress women online here at CherryTAP and other community websites! Make sure you read ALL of my advice before posting a reply. It's a good idea to create your profile with as much fiction and fantasy as possible. Do NOT let her get to know the REAL you, epecially if you are married, attached and so on. Operating this way will ensure you have built yourself up into the ultimate catch and you can toy with her emotions with abandon. At the very least, if you can't create your profile in this fashion then outright lie and make excuses. Be sure to track your excuses and stories somewhere handy where your wife or girlfriend can't find them for future reference when stalking your online prey. Women have a way of noticing when you change your story, so track your correspondence separately for each girl - don't miss the shoutbox, this is very important. Women LOVE it when you make comments on their profile and pictures
Dear Alcohol...
Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and som
Marinated Tri-tip Roast With Mushrooms And Garlic
Marinade: The cloves (20-30 cloves) from 4 heads of garlic, separated from the base, but not peeled (there is a lot of flavor in the papery skin) 1 fresh jalapeño chili pepper, stem removed, the rest left whole Juice of one lime 2 cups warm water 1/2 teaspoon salt Tri tip and sauce: One tri tip roast, about 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 pounds, with a layer of fat on one side left on Olive oil 8 ounces fresh shiitake mushrooms, sliced 6-8 large cloves garlic, peeled and sliced 1 red onion, chopped 1 to 2 cups fine dry red wine, such as a Cabernet Salt and pepper 1 Prepare the marinade by putting the marinade ingredients into a blender, and blend for 10 to 15 seconds until well blended. Place meat and marinade in a airtight plastic bag or plastic container. Place in refrigerator and let marinate overnight. 2 Remove meat from refrigerator and still wrapped, let come to room temperature. 3 Pre-heat oven to 500°F. Rub olive oil all over the roast surface. Place on a roasting pan,
Hot Dang !! My Prince Shawn Heading In Soon
Look out Ladies will be promoting one of the hottest men i know!!! he will be joining us at Cherry tap, the Awesome Rock-a-Billy Prince the great Shawn Harvey from the UK , He is so dang sexy has had me running for some ice a few times with his hot pictures and sweet sexy voice :) o hell yea !!! so go enjoy My Sexy Prince he is in my fans of give him a big Cherry Tap welcome !!!!!
Apple Cranberry Currant Crumble Pie
1/4 cup brandy 1/4 cup dried currants 1 1/2 cups fresh or thawed frozen cranberries, rinsed and drained 1 cup granulated sugar 6 Tbsp plus 1 cup of all-purpose flour 1 Tbsp finely grated orange zest 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon salt 6 cups sliced peeled Granny Smith apples (about 2 1/4 pounds) 10-inch pie pastry for a single-crust pie 2/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into chunks 1 Combine the brandy and the currants in a small bowl. Let sit for at least an hour, until currants are plump. 2 Preheat oven to 375°F. In a large bowl mix 1 cup white sugar with 6 Tbsp flour, orange zest, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Use a slotted spoon to transfer currants from brandy (reserve the brandy) to the sugar mixture. Add cranberries and apples and mix well. Pour filling into unbaked pie pastry and drizzle with the reserved brandy. 3 In another bowl mix 1 cup flour with 2/3 cup of brown sugar. Add the but
Smackdown 6/29/07
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Love U Demonstar! What Better Way 2 Say I Love U Than A Teddy??
LOVE U DEMONSTAR! WHAT BETTER WAY 2 SAY I LOVE U THAN A TEDDY?? Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Always And Never
This was my fate, giving in To your lips, to your eyes I should have known It would come back to haunt me Crooked smile, the reflection in your eyes That shows my weakness for Beautiful mistakes, Something that I know you've seen before, I'm not the first Set the trap, I'm falling for it every time I can't believe Everyone knew from the start This would come back to haunt me I can't stand to see you now! How could I ever trust you? Take it back to the streets, I'll start again I'll never look back, I'll never look back, back How do you feel? I bet you don't feel anything! Don't have a heart attack Don't have a heart attack But I won't stop you Flying high, razor blades make perfect lines, On just about anything you want Broken pores spill out, everything you want to say, It shows my weakness for Falling in love with My wallowing despair that shines in black It consumes me, I'll take it back I'll build it back to what it was I can't believe ev
omg you all are so awsome ty for makeing me feel pretty kisses and huggs to all my friends
John Cena Battle Rap
The Stargate Mumm
well it was voted on and Stargate SG-1 beat out Stargate Atlantis so Stargate SG-1 is the better :) which Stargate is better? created @ 2007-06-26 21:21:30 -- mum expired. okay so i love watching Stargate SG-1 but i never really got into Stargate alantis which do yall think is better 51 votes 143 views 9 comments Stargate SG-1 84.3% (43 votes) Stargate Alantis 15.7% (8 votes)
What Color Bikini Should You Wear?
You Should Wear A Black Bikini You're too sophisticated to be a typical beach bunny... But you may need a bikini to wear to a swanky pool party! What Color Bikini Should You Wear?
Do You Fight Fair?
You Mostly Fight Fair When you fight, you tend to remember your end goal of resolving conflict. However, you can get a little too wrapped up in your own feelings. Remember that there are two sides to every argument. And even if you think you're totally right, you should take more time to hear your partner out. Do You Fight Fair?
In The Past
in the past i have tryed to over dose on pills people dont understand bipolar,you realy have physical pain,i know what people think she is just this crazy bitch who wants attention well you know what thats not it at all people isnt educated about mental illness and some are scared but when i over dose i was in a comma and that was when my second ex left me so you see there is alway some one worse off then you,some of you have a great life,some have a ok life and some dont have any,so thats why i say dont take anything for granted you always loose
Woo Hoo This One Is For You, John :-)
so i feel like i've been stuck on uber cherry forever. it sure feels that way anyways. i'm ready for a level up....i still have a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng way to go. 416,000 plus some....i've been doin my damnedest to comment my butt off, rate pictures, fan, rate profiles, add, rating stashes, adding stash & pics of my own....Im almost tempted to give up lol. Oh well...Back to commenting on my contest pic.
Mitchy013 Is A Downrater
Rated my pic a 1 & wanted to let ya'll know she's doing the "I'm bored" rating people. mitchy013@ CherryTAP Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz †
~ Supertramp - The Logical Song ~
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
Random Thoughts And Quotes On Makeing Love
Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. There is no need for dice in role-playing. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio. You can lie down during a one-night stand. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth. A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make. If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over. A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff, that's a pawn shop. Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a church. If she says "doggy style," Do NOT whip on down to the local ASPCA center. Kama Sutra is
Beware The Intimate Internet
Beware the intimate Internet! Beware the chatrooms with closed doors Where naked names cruise midnight shores And fall in love before they've met. Beware, O wives and husbands real, The lonely rivals virtual Whose words, or chaste or sexual, May from your beds affections steal. Beware the posh imagination, More vivid far than earthly flesh. Beware the way two dreams can mesh In ecstasy beyond sensation. Beware the fantasy that speaks, The vague ideal that springs a soul. No marriage can avoid the shoal That lies beneath such sun-drenched peaks. No love but may retreat to stone As sirens sad the heart entice. Two names entwine in paradise While here two lovers lie alone.
American Independence Day
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Haters In The Mumms! Once Again
Ok I made a mumm today about SHISH KABOBS it got flagged, I made a mumm the other day is FAT THE SAME AS THICK, it got REPORTED TOO---when does CT hire a REAL REPORTING TEAM or the madness STOP? I understand PEOPLE out there are JEALOUS they can not be ME! but damn.... I WILL FLAG ALL MY MUMMS FOR HERE ON OUT!
Sound Your Drums...
Polynesian Chicken Wings And Pineapple
Ingredients * 1/2 cup unsweetened pineapple juice * 1/4 cup honey * 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1 Tbsp. grated fresh ginger or 1 tsp. ground ginger * 1 tsp. salt * 12 chicken wings (about 2-1/2 lb.) * 1 fresh pineapple, cored, halved lengthwise, and cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices Directions 1. For marinade, in a small saucepan stir together pineapple juice, honey, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, ginger, and salt. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, about 12 minutes or until the marinade is reduced to 1/2 cup, stirring occasionally. Let mixture cool to room temperature. 2. Cut each chicken wing at the large joint (you will get 2 portions from each wing). Place chicken pieces in a plastic bag set in a shallow dish. Pour marinade over chicken pieces; seal bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for at least 6 hours or up to 24 hours, turning bag occasionally. Drain chicken pieces, reserving marin
What Dreams May Come
“What Dreams May Come” (taken from the movie) by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear, 2000 Published 19 March 2004 :: Poetry Read more by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear What may I ask Will become of us now As these tears I shed As these fears I have bled What may I ask Happens when the sun May no longer shines When our souls no longer beat When my eyes I close For the final time Sometimes when you win You lose When you love You hate (hurt inside) When I live You die When I see . . . What may I ask Does my nightmares do After they have made me strong After I have slit my wrists Broken your heart Destroyed our love Sometimes you'd say When I lose You win Well. . . Did you You lost your love and heart to me Only for me to set you a fire In return for all the joy you gave to me What may I ask Will become of us When this light I end And poem I cease When this state I flee In fear of What I believe No. . .What I know What may I ask Will beco
Phoebe And Cole
Artist: Incubus Album: Make Yourself Title: Drive Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear And I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer It's driven me before, it seems to have a vague Haunting mass appeal Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh It's driven me before, it seems to be the way That everyone else get around Lately, I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my light is found Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there Would you choose water over wine Hold the wheel and drive Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be ther
Thong Bikini Of The Day 7-5
Make Me Miss July! I'm on the bottom of the first page.;o( I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for July!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Please Help Nothing Is Impossible
This is a friend of mine and I want all of you to go help him out! Go to this site and rate this video and let them know what you think... Also his myspace url is Go show some love and help him out .. This is what Brandon wrote: Hey I need you to pass the word on to every one you know and go to on the miller lite go pro for my video its titled Nothing's Impossible. My user name is blee34 and let me know what you think. I need you to vote everyday until July 26! Let me know you honest opinion! It would be greatly appreciated!
Breathe No More
Title: Breathe No More - Evanescence [Piano Solo Opening] I've been looking in the mirror for so long. That I've come to believe my souls on the other side. Oh the little pieces falling, shatter. Shards of me, To sharp to put back together. To small to matter, But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces. If I try to touch her, And I bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe no more. Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well. Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child. Lie to me, Convince me that I've been sick forever. And all of this, Will make sense when I get better. I know the difference, Between myself and my reflection. I just can't help but to wonder, Which of us do you love. So I bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe now... Bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe, I breathe- I breathe no more. [Piano Solo Ending]
I Haven't Been On Here Much
If you are rating me and fanning or whatnot please have patience I am trying to get to everyone!. I have been ill lately and just haven't been around as much and that makes it hard to keep up! Thanks xoxo
No Title
Can you hear my heart When you wrap your arms around me? Do you feel me get weak When you kiss me? Have you seen my eyes Every time you walk near If you could hear my heart Would you want to know All the things that it would have to say All the things it would have to show? Would you want to see my soul melt Every time you touch my skin? I am powerless in your arms If you'd only let me in. My heart is yours - if you want it to have Just listen... it's beating for you. 6-9-05
thanks for the gifts guys that was verry nice of you all
they say stress is a killer they arnt jokeing,when your stressed out alot of physical things could go wrong like your heart blood pressure sugar,high cholestral,it is all ways good when you can vent your frustration out on a friend cause iff you dont vent you will become illmaybe even bipolar,i have bean through alot,abuse,looseing people you love,rape,divorce twice,in relationships that is hard to get out of cause you bean told for along time that you cant find someone better then me,it is sad that a person can have that kind of hold on another,i was married for 20 years the first time and for the most part of the marrage was verry abusive,i remeber one time my ex had me againts the wall with his hands around my neck and my daughter pick up an apple and through it at him hitting him in the head,why am im telling people on the internet alot of people that are in abusive situations end up comming on the internet for suport and something that they are missing and that is self asteem,i kn
Slow Cooker Upside-down Chicken Pot Pie
No, you don't have to turn your slow cooker upside down to enjoy this savory pot pie. Pop biscuits in the oven about 30 minutes before it's done, then serve the chicken mixture over the biscuits. Bottoms up! Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:10 hr 25 min Makes:8 servings (3/4 cup each)1 1/4 pounds boneless skinless chicken thighs 1 tablespoon instant chopped onion 1 dried bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 jar (18 oz) chicken gravy 2 medium celery stalks, cut into 1/2-inch slices 2 1/4 cups Original Bisquick® mix 2/3 cup milk 1 bag (1 lb) Green Giant® frozen mixed vegetables 1. Place chicken in 3 1/2- to 4-quart slow cooker. Top with onion, bay leaf, pepper and gravy. Place celery on gravy. 2. Cover and cook on Low heat setting 8 to 10 hours. 3. About 30 minutes before serving, make and bake 8 biscuits using Bisquick mix and milk as directed on package. 4. Meanwhile, gently stir frozen vegetables into chicken mixture. Increase heat setting to High. Cover and cook 15 minut
What a great way to wake up, I am laying here and I just get to hear a fight, where my name is used while I am not present, and I seriously wonder what all is said about me while I'm away at college. People ask why I don't like my family, its because I don't trust them. Shit like this they just talking shit about me I'm seriously done, fucking 11:30am and I'm waking up in a shit mood. Fucking hell, I just got through smoking and now I'm getting blamed for shit like I shouldn't be helping my mom and step dad out with bills, when I'm putting more stress on them and I'm being responsible about it, hell I was working two jobs and going to school, I was running myself ragged. I swear all this shit isn't worth it, and this is half the reason I left my family and went to the other side of the country for school. I never really got along with people here and just wore a smile and said I did. Hell the only person I get along with is my little niece because she has no judgement on anyone and she
Freedom Is Not Free!
PLEASE RIP AND REPOST!!!!!! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.... I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be- Please support all of the troops defending our Country. And God Bless our Military who are protecting our Country for our freedom. Thanks to them, and their sacrifices we can celebrate the 4th of July! We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful. I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How man
Great Savings Plan
GREAT SAVINGS PLAN (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland > Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to
I'm A Sucker For My Wife!
OK, y'all! Ya know I dig y'all sumpin' fierce, but the greatest woman in my life...the woman who's put up with me and bore three children for me...has just put a little guest book on her profile. If ya get the chance, stop by and sign in...I say she's groovier than me! (and that's pretty damn groovy!) Meleka ~ Your Angel@ CherryTAP
Now Hiring
NOW HIRING The Children's Protection Services is now hiring. In order to qualify for employment you must meet the following requirements. 1. You must not know any of the Constitution. 2. If you do, you must forget it. It is not needed in this field. We don't acknowledge it 3. You must be able to select your own victims, sorry we meant cases. 4. You must select poor, single, disabled, or grandparents, no 2 parent homes, no one with an income over 35,000 and absolutely NO ONE who can afford a lawyer. 5. You must be able to lie on demand, it doesn't matter what you say, we have guardian ad litems to back you up. 6. You must not be afraid to lie to the police, tell them you have a warrant to remove a child even if you don't. Don't worry they know the game too. 7. we prefer you read and write well, but if not that's ok, we have standard forms you can fill out and pick and choose what reasons you would like to use for removing a child. 8. You must make
Chapter 3
screaming loudly as her clothes are cut away,,she feel a set of hands on both her thighs as she struggles against the chains, feeling the chain bite into her ankles looking rapidly around the table, she can only watch as all the men decend on the table,,suddenly her breasts are being groped and squeezed hard bringing tears to her eyes, her nipples being tweaked and pinched, rough hands squeezing her thighs as they move all over her legs,,suddenly she screams louder then before as she is roughly penetrated by several fingers and forcefully finger fucked. thrashing about as she is violated, turning her head to the side she looks over and sees Mr Kramer, her gaze captivated as her body is being raped. Mr Kramer slowly walks over to the table , running his hand along jaclyns cheek for a moment, making a motion with his hand, all the men stop and step back away from the table, Mr Kramer reaches over and unchains her arms and legs, leaveing the chain lease hanging from her neck.
Happy Birthday Dale
Cherry Tap Bible
TOP 6 QUESTIONS: 1. What is CherryTAP? CherryTAP is the first online pub: a place to meet people and hang out with your friends online. Our unique Cherry Alert System will constantly let you know such things as when your friends are online, when you have received messages, when your friends have updated their photos, etc. Unlike other networking sites, our alert system is constantly updating during your CherryTAP browsing experience. CherryTAP members will receive the biggest benefits by leaving CherryTAP as an open web browser window even when they are done browsing. CherryTAP members earn Cherry Bucks and Cherry Points for interacting on the site which allows you to raise your level and to purchase fun and exciting virtual gifts for family and friends. Every new level you open gives you more functionality and features on the site. 2. How do I change my personal information? Your personal information can be changed by going to your Home Page and into the Profile lin
Linda My Best Friend
Nookie Greene
A man goes to confession in the small town's only Catholic Church... "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest asks the sinner, "Who is Nookie Green?" The sinner says, "She's the new woman who moved into town" The Priest says, "Well fornication is a sin, so you must stay away from her. Now go out and say three Our Fathers, five hail Mary's, and resolve not to do that again, and your sins are forgiven." Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is this Nookie Green?" "She's the most beautiful new woman in the whole town," the sinner replies. "Very well", sighs the priest. "Stop doing that and go and say ten Hail Mary's." At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous,
Come See The Whales!
I just uploaded a few pics of hump back whatles feeding on Caplin (a small fish) at Middle Cove (near St. John's) Beach in Newfoundland. My Father took them yesterday. Many of you have never seen whales in the wild and they are a sight to behold. Great memories as a kid watching them.
A Pome By Me
I think I have too many people on my family members list. Must rectify this!!!!
Sign My Guest Book
can people sign my guest book i updared my page derekxxxxxxx
Close To You
I feel all the old feelings, come rushing in making me wish I could put an end, to all the madness that keeps creeping in, to my life of sadness Why do I let you into my heart its been nothing but bad right from the start I get tired of hurting my heart and my life of sadness Letting you go is so hard to do Love like this is so far and few reaching for dreams that aren't all of you and my life of sadness the sun will shine bright through out the night all will be right including my life of sadness Is it my fault?
Cant You Hear Me Knockin
Good Morning
good morning to all my awsome friends,hope you have a great day dont forget to smile love you all susan
My First Contest
To My Angel.. Re-write
My secret is out, For everyone to see. As to who she is, That had such an Impact on me. When I met her, I didn't have a clue. She alone was my answer, I now know what to do. To enrich her smile, Along with her heart. To leave her in comfort, Whenever we're apart. To make her happy, Anyway I possibly can. To make her not want or wonder, About any other man. Myself on bended knee, Before me she stands. For she is my angel, And in my heart forever her man.
Love Is Gone
'Tis sad when love has gone astray And trustfulness just melts away. No more longing for days of old, Only sorrow that life can hold Destruction of an inner soul Now desolate, filled with turmoil.
What I'm Feeling
All the things you've done to me I can't get out of my mind I loved the way you pulled me close and whispered in my ear And when I cried you held me close and wiped away the tears You looked my body up and down desire in your eyes Kissing my shoulders as your hands fell in-between my thighs I felt my hands across your back and wrapped my legs around your waist I really loved the way you felt as sweat trickled down your back And as we kissed oh how you wished that I would give you a sign As you held me from behind begging to come inside And moments later as it rained we tried to do it again I turned around opened my mouth and slowly sat you down Continued kissing and licking your body down and around As you learned over me I felt a burst of heat Slowly you started to glide and speeded up the pace And as you came I saw it written all over your face We looked into each others eyes with intense desire Holding each other tight cherishing the moments we spent We knew we both
Well, Transformers is an amazing movie. It was far more adult than I expected, which was a good thing. Lots of innuendo and whatnot. Kinda funny though, the 'black' Autobot 'Jazz' was the only one that died. Had to kill the token black guy, eh? One thing I noticed about California...In Virginia, I'd occasionally say "Man, it's a really nice day out." Here, every day is a pretty, nice day. Kinda weird for me, but I'm not complaining.
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Sexiest Morph Contest Now Open
SEXIEST MORPH CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED!!!YOU HAVE EXACTLY 1 WEEK !!! SO GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!! HERE ARE YOU CONTESTANTS!!! The RULES are 1. Morph must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m NAUGHTY BROWN EYED GIRL Canadian Bad Boy Web Developer Of Team Shocker Chain Gang Bitch Redneck Bitch Superman's Wiccanangel ~*Wifey to Superman*~ of Shady's S*U*P* SEXYNAUGHTYMILF llittleasianhottie butterflyowner of butterfly angels lounge and native american lounge fire dragon sxyicegrl_cali
In this special moment in YOUR life . . . Think freely. Practice patience. Smile often. Savor the moment. Make a new friend. Rediscover old ones. Tell those you love that you do. Feel deeply. Forget troubles. Forgive an enemy. Hope. Grow. Be crazy. Count your blessings. Observe miracles. Make someone happy. Discard worry. Give. Give in. Trust enough to take. Pick some flowers. Share them. Keep a promise. Look for a rainbow. Gaze at stars. See beauty everywhere. Work hard. Be wise. Try to understand. Take time for people. Make time for yourself. Laugh heartily. Spread joy. Take a chance. Reach out. Let someone in. Try something new. Slow down. Be soft sometimes. Believe in yourself. Trust another. See a sunrise. Enjoy a sunset. Listen to the rain. Reminisce. Cry if you need to. Trust life. Have faith. Enjoy nature. Comfort a friend. Make some mistakes. Learn from them. Celebrate YOUR life!
Sunday Laugh
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!'" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the litt
Should I Keep Going?
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
My Sexy Friend
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No One Cares
I love how you become a member of a lounge and when u least exspect it you are removed. I had never done nothing to no one except being a friend. But it is like that is not enough for some this days. So now I am gonna walk the nights alone and without a care. Everyone wants to be rated and yet they treat others like dirt. For those who care if you want to find me, look for the blood moon.
Little One
Little one wipe away your tears come close let me hold you tight. Little one don't be scared, he's watching you from above. Little one daddy loved you and knows your heart is breaking. Little one daddy loves you, he's sorry he had to go away, but his job called him far away. Little one dry those tears because daddy isnt gone, he's with you everyday. Everyday you go out and play, every night you go to bed. He watches you from up above. Little one dry those tears you'll see daddy again someday when heavens doors open, he'll be waiting for you with arms open wide. So little one dry those tears put on a smile look up and know daddy's looking down at you, and he's proud of you little one. wipe away those tears little one.
You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
To All My Friends!!! And Family!!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
I Need Advice!
theres this guy that liked me and i dident know so i blew him off and i havent seen him in awhile so should i try to talk to him or just forget bout it. guys i need ur help lol i know this is dorky but yea love ya lots and thanks for the help. kisses:)
Fuck This...
Nobody Is Allowed To Touch Me Till I Lose A Ton Of Weight. Not Even Hug Me. I Hate How Words Hurt Worse Than Physical Shit Does @ Times.
i need 2844 more points to level up and need all your help so please rate and bomb me as much as u want would be greatly appreciated
Reprinted Without Permission
This is something that I came across today while, of all things, waiting to get a haircut (this is an article from ESPN the Mag). Now I'll be the first person to admit to rolling my eyes when I'm flipping through the tv and seeing money-vangelists like Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn and the lot. I'm still in a very weird place regarding my own faith and how much of it I could still contain after my experiences and knowing what is happening in the Third World. But reading this, I don't know. You can just hear alot of truth in what this guy says. I think we can all agree that at least minimally, its a touching fable that coincidentally happened. Enjoy. 'I'm proof that hope is never lost' by Josh Hamilton "To let you know how far I've come, let me tell you where I've been. Not that long ago, there were nights I went to sleep in strange places praying I wouldn't wake up. After another night of bad decisions, I'd lie down with my heart speeding inside my chest like it was abou
Do I Belong
Does it have to be, What's the purpose of all the things I see What could it be they want from me? Is it bravery or consistancy? Is this a game That started years befor I Came are all the rules still the same? If I'm insane,Who's to blame? Can I play the way I want or am I the pawn? Can I make the moves and decide what is right and wrong Do I belong,Do I belong What's going on? Will I have the chance to change the song? Befor my bodies dead and gone? Will it belong befor the dawn? Are all of my dreams Nothing more then some worthless scheme? Is my body just some cold machine? What does it mean?,CanI redeem? Jimbo/Copyright/7/07
Raven + Dark Funeral, Daarth & Naglfar!
October, 22 2007 At The Bluebird Theater in Denver, Colorado: DARK FUNERAL, DAARTH & NAGLFAR (Raven television and raven's eggs & kegs show will be doing some coverage and interviews)
Do It (real Good)
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
~The universe has a plan. So do you. The question is, where do they coincide and where do they diverge? The truth is that the more you're aligned with your true purpose, the more the universe will support you.~ Well good morning!! It is very funny that this was todays horoscope. I spent part of my evening talking to a friend about this very thing!! Her and I both are wondering how closely what we want, and what we are suppose to have is lined up... We have both made the decision to just relax and let things happen the way they are suppose to. For me, that is the only way to be sure that it is REALLY what is suppose to be! If I get in the middle of things and try to make things happen, or try to force issues that shouldn't be forced, then I will totally screw things up. Sometimes I just have to get out of my head, and stop worrying about things. I know that the powers that be will take care of me, but when I try to take control and don't let them things really become a
Still Need Contest Help...attention All Earth Angels!
Headed off to work, but I'll be back later this afternoon! I hope while I'm gone that everyone will come in and drop some bomb comments on my contest pict. 1531 comments more to take over 5th place! COME ON GUYS...I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! EARTH ANGELS...I could sure use your help, and I know what you can get accomplished when you need to, so me out! I've got more contest myself to get back to when I get back be assured...those I've been helping out...that I'll be back! THANKS....for ALL your help!
I Am Bisexual, Love Men And Women
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Thai Shrimp Stir-fry With Tomatoes And Basil - Slimmed
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 10 minutes Yield: 4 servings You won't have to sacrifice taste or satisfaction to save calories with our Thai Shrimp Stir-fry. With 400 fewer calories than a similar sized serving of Shrimp Scampi, this is a dish worth trying. 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon water 2 teaspoons Southeast Asian fish sauce 4 teaspoons light brown sugar 3 tablespoons peanut oil 3 cloves garlic, chopped 1 tablespoon grated, peeled, fresh ginger 1/2 to 1 teaspoon red chile flakes 1 pound large shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/2 medium red onion, cut in 1-inch dice 1 medium yellow pepper, seeded, cut in 1-inch dice 1 jalapeno chile, thinly sliced into rounds 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 3/4 cup torn fresh basil leaves 1/4 cup torn fresh mint leaves 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lime juice Serving suggestion: Jasmine rice In a small bowl, combine the soy sauce, water, fish sauce, and sugar; set aside. Heat the oil in a large non-st
Middle Eastern Chicken Sloppy Joe
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Yield: 4 servings tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 1 bunch scallions (white and green parts separate), thinly sliced 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper to taste 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 medium tomatoes, diced 1/4 cup golden raisins 1 pound lean ground chicken 1/4 cup plain low-fat yogurt 1/3 cup pine nuts, toasted 4 (4-inch) whole wheat pitas with pockets, tops trimmed and warmed Suggested servings: sliced tomato and cucumbers Heat olive oil in a medium skillet over medium heat, add the scallion whites cinnamon, salt, and pepper, and cook until tender, about 5 minutes. Stir in the garlic, tomato, and raisins and cook over high heat until mixture is almost dry, about 6 minutes. Add the chicken and cook stirring until meat is cooked through, about 5 to 6 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the green part of the scallions, yogurt, and pine nuts. Serve mixture
I Have Prayed
I have prayed everyday for God to protect you and keep you safe. I have prayed everyday for your safe return home. I have prayed for God to wipe away your tears and hold you close. I have prayed everyday for God to give you strength. I wont ever forget the price you paid, or the pain you go through. I pray everyday for everyone for all the soldiers and their families you are always in my heart. I pray everyday for the ones who have lost their lives you will never be forgotten. I will continue to pray for your safe return home.
Hamburger Casserole
1/2 small onion 1 tbsp. olive oil 1/4 lb. ground beef 1 small tomato, peeled and cut up 1/4 green bell pepper, chopped 1/2 stalk celery, chopped Salt and pepper 1/2 tsp. sweet basil 1/2 small zucchini, thinly sliced Chop onion. Cook in skillet with 1 tbsp. olive oil. Add hamburger to onion and brown to taste. Add tomato. Add pepper and celery. Season to taste with salt and pepper and 1/2 tsp. sweet basil. Fry until almost cooked. Add zucchini, sliced thin. Barely heat through. Serve with cooked rice. Makes 2 medium servings.
~ Charlie Daniels Band - Devil Went Down To Georgia ~
Love For One Day
This is what happened: A few weeks ago i met a girl. Very nice, blonde with green eyes. She is 22. We met in a paradoxical way, at the gay parade. I was there with some of my cousin's friends whose are gay. We had fun, a lot of fun, more than i expected. In the meanwhile we were drinking beer, of course. We kept drinking for about 3 hours. Honestly i was a little tipsy. Then i met this girl, she was the nephew of one of the friends. Being tipsy is not so bad as it may seems, because it wipe away all your shyness. We started talking, (i was talking an unexpected fluent english!!! lol) then at the end of the parade we went into a bar. There, a Margarita gave us the coup de grace. We walked into a club (a gay club!!but that day there were people of any orientation). Everybody was dancing. The place was very dark, enlightened by flash lights and the music was very loud. Premise: i hadnt been dancing by years. But we were there, so i started dancing in a goofy way. It took me only fe
Sweetwaters United.
hey all u wonderful cherries out there. just wanted to throw this out, My boys and i have created a lounge for all the peeps who like to party and we dont have alot of members yet so come and join and dont for get to check out my page. lots of love ppl
Drunk And I'll Be Home By 11
anyone wanna hang with me when i get home???
More Sh*t I Can't Put In My Stash. Lol
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Looking For A Queen !
Ladies...should I Continue This? Part 1
Ladies...would you like me to continue this erotic story...your rates and comments will decide! Mmmmmmmmm..... It was raining outside, falling softly in the waning summer evening. You were standing at the window, mesmerized by the flowing rivulets of water gently caressing the window pane. You did not notice that I have walked quietly into the room. You feel my arms slide around your waist and my lips softly kiss your neck. I pull you in close to me…feeling the warmth of your body. Your neck is so soft and inviting, I kiss it lovingly. Irun my tongue lightly up your neck to your ear and I nibble on it gently. I hear you exhale with pleasure. Slowly I turn you towards me. I gaze into your eyes as I move to kiss you. I move my lips close to your but only barely touching…just a slight tickle, making you yearn for my kiss. You feel the warm of my lips as I kiss you , lips parting and our tongues timidly exploring each others mouth. Growing more bold our tongues delve more deep
Lobster Casserole
2 tbsp. chopped onion 1/2 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 can Cheddar cheese soup 1 (3-oz.) can sliced mushrooms, drained 1/4 cup milk 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. minced parsley 1 1/2 cups cooked lobster 1/2 cup frozen peas, cooked and drained 1 tbsp. buttered soft bread crumbs Sauté onion and garlic in butter in skillet until tender. DO NOT brown. Add soup and mushrooms; mix well. Add milk, sherry and parsley gradually; mix well. Add lobster and peas. Cook until heated through, stirring constantly. Spoon into 2 (1-cup) casseroles. Top each with crumbs. Bake at 350ºF. for 25 minutes or until golden. Serves 2
Linguine With Mushroom And Garlic Sauce
3 tbsp. butter 8-ozs. mushrooms, sliced 3 medium garlic cloves, minced 1/2 tsp. dried rosemary, crumbled freshly ground pepper 1/2 cup whipping cream Salt 4-ozs. dried linguine 2-ozs. mozzarella, cut into small cubes Chopped fresh parsley Melt butter in heavy large skillet over medium-low heat. Add mushrooms, garlic, rosemary and generous amount of pepper. Cook until mushrooms exude their juices, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes. Add cream and simmer until sauce thickens slightly, about 3 minutes. Season with salt. Meanwhile, cook pasta in large pot of boiling salted water. Drain well. Add pasta and cheese to sauce and stir until cheese melts. Sprinkle with parsley and serve. Yield: 2 servings
Good News And A Day I Hope I Make It Through Okay
The doctor's cleared me to go back to work on Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am ready; or at least as ready as I'll be; I've got my brace and we're working with medications that are finally killing the pain; but I have to take the less strong ones for work so I can do my job. I wish I could tell you all more about what I do but I can't; the SEC won't allow it. Anyway, that's the good news; now for the day I'm dreading. Saturday we're finally burying Mom; and I'm not sure how well I'm gonna handle it. It won't be as bas as a year ago when we had the service, I know that, but still it's not going to be easy. I know that it will give me the sense that things are finally at a rest; plus we'll be able to take care of her grave and make it look nice and clean all the time. Sue's got this really neat solar powered cross that we're going to put up; it glows with a bluish-white light all night and then looks like a regular cross during the day; I know Mom's going to love it because i
Losing A Friend
I was thinking about something that I did, or should I more correctly say forgot to do, for a friend: I forgot to be there for her. She had lost a friend in Iraq, but I was too pigheaded to understand how close a friend that person was to her. I got so wrapped up in the whole military coldness that I hurt a person that I cared deeply about. I blame that event on losing her as a dear friend. I go into surgery on Tuesday and I had to register with the hospital today. The administrator asked me who would be the next to kin to which I replied "In order to call for care or to pick up the corpse?" To my surprise, she laughed at that. I thought that she would be mortified at that statement, but I am glad that there are others with a morbid sense of humor.It made me think today that I have not cultivated a friend in my life that would mourn for me so were I to pass. I wonder where and when I became so self-destructive.
The other night I had a dream it was so weird. I was standing on a cliff looking down at the world watching people fight. Thay were just killing. There was blood every were. Then a guy came up behind me and put his arms around me. I have no clue who he was I have never meet him in my life. He told me he would make sure im safe and that I never get hurt. I wish I could say and thay lived a happy ending but my dreams never end that way fuck there not even dreams there nightmares. Then I slipped and I was hanging on to the cliff screaming for my life. He took my and and told me to close my eyes. He let go and I fell into hell.
The Knob
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
Games For When We Are Older
1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember ,if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I Just Feel Like It...
*LOVE & HUGS...babygirl!* SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothe
Update On Me
Well I havn't blogged in quite a while, so I thought I'd do so. Where to begin...Well I started cosmotology school June 19th. That's going great. It's nice that my career path is finally falling in place for me, and I think I've finally found my niche. Plus I love my class. They are an awesome group of girl (oh and one guy). It's only been a few weeks, but I have a feeling I'm making some great lifelong friends, which is super nice. Hmm...Job. It's a job? I like it for the most part, it's good pay and not completely terrible. Moving on, I'm coming to some realizations lately. People don't change. Shady people only get shadier, Liars only lie more, losers only get more "loser-y"...I guess what I'm trying to say is I've finally opened my eyes. People need to live with their decisions and how they have effected other people. Anyways, I guess I'm not going to talk about that anymore. But yea, I'm moving home month-end. Not completely thrilled about that, but I can't
Wow...this Is A New Level
I am watching a movie called the Park is Mine from 1985. Tommy Lee Jones is in it and, well hell I dont know who else. I have reached a new level in boredum! Now if I can find the movie Blue Thunder, I will be set!
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
So we are lying on the beach on a lazy Sunday are lying on your stomach and I am slowly rubbing lotion on your back....massaging your shoulders...down your long, legs ...arms.....lower back....more lotion and now my hands move down your thighs... look up and see me lying there. so you move up and lie next to me ...the sun is warm and sensuous on our bodies....the waves roll up and gently pound the beach....You stroke My cheek and reach over and kiss me softly...I open My eyes and are so incredibly sexy...I could look at you forever...we lie there for awhile...enjoying the sound of the ocean...enjoying each others company...How about a swim?. I stand and pull you up as we walk hand in hand to the water...I pull you into the surf with me...the wave's crash against our warm bodies. cool and refreshing as we make our way to deeper water....we make our way past the breakers and float on the gentle rolls...I disappear under the water and surface
Special Traits In Names And Numbers
Special Traits of Names and Numbers Current mood: tired Category: Dreams and the Supernatural To refresh your memory, the Special Traits (talents) numbers are the numbers that that repeat an average or above average number of times in your name. Once again here is the chart that you will use to find the value equivalencies to the letters of your full name. 1 = A, J, S 2 = B, K, T 3 = C, L, U 4 = D, M, V 5 = E, N, W 6 = F, O, X 7 = G, P, Y 8 = H, Q, Z 9 = I, R Also for your reference here is the table that shows you what the average equivalence is for each number in a name. Number 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Average 3 1 2 1 4 2 1 1 3 Occurrence: Occurrences _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ In My Name: Simply count up the letters in your name and compare them to the chart above to figure out which of your equivalences is your average and/or above average numbers. Then refer to the int
Little Johnny
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother. "If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
A Question About Love....
I've been pondering a question for days now, and its not the first time Ive thought about it over my life, but this time I don't seem to have an answer...which I know for me is weird..I always seem to have an answer or find one quickly...and usually I'm dead on.. but I'm a little off I guess lol.. so I propose the question to you, my friends... So here goes... Can you fall in love with someone or love someone you don't know, or just had met...whether it be through a picture and typing conversation, phone, etc.. or unexpectly run into someone in a unplanned manner while doing whatever it is your doing and instantly just click..and the rest is history? I mean is fate really there? I mean does she know right then that this person is the one that is for you? I mean, doesn't love need time to grow, or can there be something between two people, a special connection, a certain aurora of the two, that you just know, you can't explain it .. but you just know?
~ Ville Valo & Natalia Avelon - Summer Wine ~
I Want Some Soft Pussy To Eat
I really want a girl to come over and show me a good time tonight, wanna go down on you all night:P
Sacramento. Tomorrow. Listen Up, Peeps!
So, tomorrow is Second Saturday here in Downtown Sacramento. So this means that all you lovely local people need to come out and have a good time! Support your downtown art galleries and amazing local artists, and say hi to yours truly! Both of our galleries will be open with severely extended hours, so goddamnit, come out tomorrow!! If you don't know where K Street Gallery (mine) and Smith Gallery (our flagship gallery) are located, well, just msg me and I'll hook up the details. See you tomorrow!!
Lemon Pudding Cake
1 egg, separated 1/2 c. sugar 1/3 c. milk 2 T. all-purpose flour 2 T. lemon juice 1 t. grated lemon peel 1/8 t. salt Whipped cream, optional In a mixing bowl, beat egg yolk. Add sugar, milk, flour, lemon juice, peel and salt; beat until smooth. Beat egg white until stiff peaks form; gently fold into lemon mixture. Pour into two ungreased 6-oz. custard cups (cups will be very full). Place the cups in an 8-in. square baking pan. Pour boiling water into pan to a depth of 1 in. Bake at 325 for 40-45 min. or until a knife inserted comes out clean and top is golden. Serve with whipped cream if desired. 2 servings
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Warrior Queen Boudica On The History Channel...
I've seen many previews for this show, and am intimately intrigued, as I, myself, am of Celtic heritage, and quite familiar with Boudica. What really strikes me about this show is that the actress portraying Boudica looks amazingly like my ex-girlfriend Monika (who is dead now, due to overdose - knowing her, I think the medical examiner's diagnosis is wrong, but that's not what I'm debating here). I just keep seeing these previews on all of the Discovery networks, and every time I see it, I can't help but think the actress playing Boudica looks amazingly like my ex-girlfriend (and close friend) Monika. Just a thought... I needed to get it out somewhere.
My Contest
Well, guess I'll just try and reach everyone this way. Some of you may have noticed, if you tried to go in and leave comments for me, in the contest, that you could not get to the picture. Apparently, from what I've been told by the person holding the contest, that due to some "drama"...between some contestants, she was forced to close the contest early. It was not due to be over till the 19th. I wanted to take the time to thank everyone who stuck beside me through this. We really did kick some hiney, in posting conments. When I left for work this morning, I was just a little over 200 comments away, 257 to be exact, from taking over the 5th place. I guess I'll just use some wishful thinking, and just assume that I had made it there, before the contest was closed. I would like to think that those few comments that I needed, came in, in time to count. Thank you all again so much for helping. It is a shame that the actions of a few, spoiled all the fun for the rest of us t
3 Am And 8 Hours To Go
I feel like a zombie; nothing seems real and nothing seems solid; I know it's because I'm trying to be a lot braver than I was a year ago when I totally fell apart at the funeral but all this is doing is ripping my heart out and hurting worse than when she died. I figured that I needed to get these feelings down now and no wait until the last minute. It hurts so bad; I knew it would but why does it have to hurt this much? I've got to keep it under control since i'm going back to work in a day. I'll write more later; I just needed to get something down and in cold hard print. Hope that you all have a great weekend!
OUTHOUSE CONFESSION Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad repl
Have We Forgotten
u know i admit that i have forgotten some of my friends on here and i feel like crap 4 it. and i apologize 4 it. but i know im not the only one either. their r people i have been friends with since i got on here and since they have been on here, but it seems that i have gone 2 their page rated all their stash and photos but have they returned the favor, of course not. i have had friends on here that have and i am thankful 4 them. it just seems that some people r forgotten on here. so if u have friends that u havent talked 2 on here n a while or rated their stuff and u have the time plese do so i know they will b thankful 4 it. nad let them know that u havent forgotten about them. yall have a great day.
Watch You Rise, Watch Me Fall...
Watch you Rise, Watch me Fall... It’s like you want me to fail Is that what it is? Want to see me fall That way you can save me? You would like that wouldn’t you? Watch me sink and crumble So I can run to you saying “Yes! Yes! I need you!” Show me the way to happiness “Guide me please oh great one.” Yet you never do this for me You act like you need no one. And why would you? You are perfection at its finest, right? Oh indeed, that is what you are. No need to tell someone you’re right For you are so perfect that you already know How nice it must be to KNOW everything To be better then everyone else I am sure you can walk on water Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if you floated Ya know, I think you’re just far to good for me I will never measure up Damn me and my independence right? How stupid I am for not acting needy Maybe you should teach me a lesson and leave me Save face, because I'm sure the hell leaving you!! Writen 7/14/07
Update On Contest !!( 11)
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I can not see you but, I know you are there. I can not feel you but, you have touched me. I can not hear you but, I amlistening. I can not taste you but, you are sweet.
Hi Everyone
Hi all my fellow cherries on my list. I would like to get to know a little more about all of my friends. Tell me a little more about you. You know what kinda person you are? What types of things you like? Your interests? What you like to do for fun? leave some comments and also rate it also thx everyone and i look forward to getting to know each one of my cherries better :D
Stick With You
"Stickwitu" I don't wanna go another day, So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind. Seems like everybody's breaking up Throwing their love away, But I know I got a good thing right here That's why I say (Hey) [Chorus:] Nobody gonna love me better I must stick with you forever. Nobody gonna take me higher I must stick with you. You know how to appreciate me I must stick with you, my baby. Nobody ever made me feel this way I must stick with you. I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind. See the way we ride in our private lives, Ain't nobody getting in between. I want you to know that you're the only one for me (one for me) And I say [Chorus] And now Ain't nothing else I can need (nothing else I can need) And now I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me. I got you, We'll be making love endlessly. I'm with you (baby, I'm with you) Baby, you're with me (Baby, you're with me) So don't you worry about People ha
His Wants
There he stands in my bedroom waiting..... Here I stand in my bedroom wanting..... My heart pounding so hard my body quivers..... His eyes leading me into him..... He grabs me and pulls me into his arms..... His lips and tougne on my neck..... He whispers his intentions in my ear..... I feel my pussy getting moist from his words..... He pulls my hair and bites my neck..... Harder and harder he bites and I lust more..... He stops and I get weak at the knees..... He rips off my blouse and my bra..... He pulls me to him by my nipple chains..... Ooooo my goodness this feels soooo good..... He pulls harder n harder and I see his want..... He pulls me to my knees as I beg for more..... I unzip his pants and pull them to his ankle..... His cock so hard, so ready, so wet..... I lick up and down to taste his desire..... I wrap my teeth around his cock..... From the tremble I know he wants..... I suck up to his shaft using my teeth..
Sexy ~Tony Martinez Most think sexy And see the outside Not me, I see so much more Dont get me wrong my angel I could stare at your eyes Til the end of time You smile melts my heart I am pudding in your hands when you bite your lip You whole body will always get a rise out of me But your sexiness is so much more Your heart shines through brighter than anything else Your voice soothes even my deepest hurt Even if I was to go blind You still would be the sexiest angel that I've ever known I love you My angel
any females out there wanna chat my husband and i are looking for a female to have a threesome with us sometime
im pretty sure i just posted an OD that made little to no sense for anyone that would happen to stumble across it... im also pretty sure i really could give a rats ass. cuz instead of being that jigsaw puzzle thats only missing a piece here or the jigsaw thats been thrown up in the air during a windstorm... so. uhm. yeah.
Quote For July 16
Part of every misery is, so to speak, the misery's shadow or reflection: the fact that you don't merely suffer but have to keep on thinking about the fact that you suffer. I not only live each endless day in grief, but live each day thinking about living each day in grief. -- C.S. Lewis Bonus Quote: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny' -- Isaac Asimov This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
Losing Myself
im losing myself im extremely depressed i really need some help pulling my soul back together because right now its dead what is my purpose?? do i have one? all i ever do is disappoint people someone please help me
Darkness isnt as many think for there isnt total darkness persay. The sliver cold light from the reflections of many suns brighten eveb the darkest night. In the belifes of many the Dark time of the year is from September thur Feberary, I was born on the shortest day of the year the darkest time of all during the dark time of the year. It is a s[ecal time for me and I see a lot of sliver and darklight. And there is no teadem in the path I walk Sislcy can voich for that . Darkness is a time to reflect on the chaos that all came out of in time long past. Anyone who protects or serves has to use their dark side to limit harm and mayham. When you are looked to for guidance , and consoling you hear of the dark side of human nature and if you did not enbrace the cool sliver light you could easly give in to the darkness. Many things walk the night not all bad, and the veals are thin giving insight and clamnest to troubled souls. A warren of the old ways Old Dragon
How Hot Am I?
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!
Welcome To Hell...meth
EvEn If YoU hAvE rEaD tHiS b4 ScRoLL dOwN tO tHe BoTtOm, PoSt YoUr NaMe AnD pOsT oN uR pAgE. jUsT cAuSe U hAvE rEaD iT dOsEn'T mEaN eVeRyOnE hAs!! I destroy homes – I tear families apart. I take your children and that’s just a start. I’m more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I’m easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I’m made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child’s closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death, then it certainly should. I have many names. But there’s one you’ll know best. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awesome, try me, you’ll see. But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go. But if
Strawberry Pretzel Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 55 min Makes: 20 servings, one square each 2 cups finely crushed pretzels 1/2 cup sugar, divided 2/3 cup butter or margarine, melted 1-1/2 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 2 Tbsp. milk 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 2 cups boiling water 1 pkg. (8-serving size) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin 1-1/2 cups cold water 1 qt. (4 cups) strawberries, sliced PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix pretzel crumbs, 1/4 cup of the sugar and the butter. Press onto bottom of 13x9-inch baking pan. Bake 10 min. Cool. BEAT cream cheese, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the milk until well blended. Gently stir in whipped topping. Spread over crust. Refrigerate until ready to use. MEANWHILE, stir boiling water into dry gelatin mix in large bowl at least 2 min. until completely dissolved. Stir in cold water. Refrigerate 1-1/2 hours or until thickened (spoon drawn through leaves definite impression). Stir in strawberrie
You Are An Invisible Ex You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!What Type of Ex Are You?
Someone pick out a default pic for me
I Love You
I love you, my darling, and you know it's true I thank God in Heaven for someone like you. I never knew how empty my life really could be But this is what I lived before He gave you to me. Whole is my life for you are here now To continue without you I do not know how. So be with me forever my heart needs your stay 'It would stop its rhythm if you ever went away. I know this love for you will last You are my future, my now, my past.
1:30 Am
It's 1:30 am here in my home. This entails many things on many nights. THIS night I found myself on my bed jotting down idea's and surfing CT. I had just put a pot of coffee on (It's summer, I'm on vacation...why the fuck not?) and slouched back on my bed. Teletubbies mumble and squeal in the background and Emma snores softly beside me. Hmmmm smoke time. As I walk down the hall my pink so thin it barely exists skirt floats about my ankles. Into the kitchen I go and pick up a pack of Marlboro Lights. Rainbow happy cup in hand i stop at the doorway into my computer room. And stare. To my immediate left is Toph. Hen picking at the computer. His pointer fingers working as furiously as they can possibly go. I sip my cup and look further into the room. There sit's my sister. Long hair tied up in a pony. Her fingers make a loud TAPTAPTAPTAP noise as she types uncannily fast. I sip again. "We're all crack addicts" They both look up at me. My sister laughs and rais
Best Moments In Life
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being a part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. 17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 18. Having a great time with your friends. 19. Seeing the one you love happy. 20. Wearing the shirt of a person y
This Is Too Funny...a Must Read
Subject: chinese proverbs hilarious!!!!! Message: Message: CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* ~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I feel bad that all my friends have been making tags and things for me lately, and I can't give tags back. All I can do are make things that other websites provide(((those blinky things..etc!))). :( I miss having my photoshop.
Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. If you read this and don't donate... save me the trouble of deleting you from my friends list. My donation website:
Sad And Lonley
hey guys this is how i feel atm just sad and lonley and just seeing everyone elses makes me happy but also makes me sad in a way because i always wonder why cant i be that when i start talkin to a guy he says i cant be with you your like my sister or your just not my type... i just wanna be happy i wanna smile i wanna make love too why cant i and everyone else can just really erks me really bad because i wanna be happy too i dont wanna be alone all my life i mean yeah im 20 but i have lived me party life and my kid life i wanna seattle down and be with someone for them not what they or or how they are...but im gonna just stop while im at it and shit ♥ Cassie
My Zodiac Symbol
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This Is The Truth
FAKE FRIENDS Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS Would sit next to you sayin ’Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!’ FAKE FRIENDS never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS cry with you FAKE FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS Walk right in and say ’I’M HOME!’ FAKE FRIENDS Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS W
Working Like A Nut Now
got a job with a coke warehouse no not the drug the pop or soda.worked 10 1/2 hrs yesterday now they tell me they want me to run the night shift whenever i get used to the way this guess i'll only be on wknds or before i start my shift.oh well friends have a few for me and will catch u all sooner or later.
What Mixed Drink Am I
You Are a Margarita You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party! You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?
New Bully Made By Katelynn :)
Breathe (2 Am)
2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe May he turn 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it. Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button
The Ringmaster
ICP's second Joker's Card which features a very kick-ass gold clown with long, sharp claws and a top hat. It came after Carnival Of Carnage and before The Riddle Box. If someone made a black sweatshirt with The Ringmaster on the front instead of The Riddle Box, I'd totally buy it.
The Riddlebox
The 3rd Jokers Card released by Insane Clown Posse. The Riddlebox is an awesome album.
walking a path of beauty with such peacefullness to the waterfall the green leaves of trees rustling in the wind a deer spooked by a noise runs for safety you faintly begin to hear water crashing upon stone as you move closer smiles on the faces of passers ascending down brings a smile to you of anticipation without realizing you've walked more than a mile across the bridge, your goal standing in front you are completely awstruck tiny goose bumps form while sprinkles of water touch you the power of the water smashing down wind brushes your hair back ever so slightly your eyes close you feel as one the water, the wind, the noise fully awake, only mentally asleep in your mind you believe here i am always free at the waterfall.
After And Befor
I settle with my weight on her Though her body quivers still Our hips can’t help but stir Completely without will Moaning comes less frequently As A lexis begins to form Breathing with a rhythm Still nothing close to norm The face that was but moments ago Twisted, stretched and tormented Softens with a transformation The sweet pain has relented Eyes smiling as they open She’s breathing now slow and softly Her syllables they begin to form Recanting words from her dreams so lofty We talk about the things we liked And the things we like to do What was that you did to me? And what I did to you I tell her of my love so grand We nuzzle with smiling faces Smiling lips put smiling kisses In all our smiling places We hold and caress each other Giggle, cause we were so bad Sigh with this sweet exhaustion We marvel at the strength we had Surely this will satisfy We both smile and agree This time was the best we’ve had We devoured so greedily We l
Faith In You
When I LOST FAITH You BELIEVED in Me When I STUMBLED You were RIGHT there For EVERY Act of Love You have done I OWE YOU ONE There were HARD TIMES I knew I would have SURVIVED Just BECAUSE You Stayed by My Side Just like a PRAYER That I sent ABOVE Asking for ONLY That You ALWAYS be by My Side!! ** Dedicated to My LOVE ~ TATTMNDO69
New Kitten; His Name Is Bailey
hi, everyone. hope you are having a wonderful thursday. my friend amamnda finally dropped off my new kitten. his name is bailey. he is aorable, but also a terror. especially at like 3am, when he decides he wants to attack my toes. he still has his claws. he is about 13 weeks old.
You Touch Me
You touch the certain parts of me That makes my body shake You have me crawling up the wall Having my insides ache You lay me down on the bed Taking off my cloths Kissing ever inch of me My anticipation quickly grows I feel all you finger And your hand grabbing at my thigh I feel you tongue upon me now Feeling as you rise Your kisses now pure delight Longing for my touch Slowing down our beating hearts To come at such a rush Quickly loosing train of thought I flip you under me Ripping off all your cloths To set your body free My hands just seem to know you Touching every spot I feel your rising pleasure Your bodies getting hot Wetter by the moment Tugging at my hair Your body seems so endless Exploring everywhere I slip my fingers deep in you Hearing as you cry Getting louder every push Your moans you try to hide Harder ever second Deeper as I go Feeling every inch of you Lic
what the hell? CT changed to this is wierd, any one know why the hell it changed? when i first joined the site it was something else, then it changed to Cherry tap, now its dude what the hell? why doese it keep changing?
Contest Idea
Alright I got a couple day jobs and thinking about doing a contest for a VIP first place prize, now this contest idea is going to be the I'm number one contest. basic rules: 1. Lowest rate wins 2. in case of tie in rating score most number of rates wins of the tie 3. in case of continue tie lowest number of comments win. you are encouraged to go to other's pictures and rate high and comment if you like, but you want to rate your picture low. this idea came about because i'm tired of people complaining about getting a 1 or less and this is to be fun, because i know for a fact that not one person on this site has given a perfect ten to everyone they come across. so if you are interested in seeing this contest become fact just leave a comment and when i get the money if you want in i'll let you know i'll be holding it and get the preparations started, so FU if you steal this idea it's a bats original
~ The Zombies - Time Of The Season ~
You Cant Have A Rainbow With Out Some Rain
Sometimes a little rain must fall. It doesn't make us weaker it makes us stronger. and sometimes we get blind sighted and let our guard down and others in. Sometimes it a good choice sometimes its a poor choice. But for whatever memories you make with your poor choices and as much as you want to forget them cause it hurts, they stick with you no matter what. It makes you feel like shit and when the one person who never let you down is gone. Where do you turn? You put your walls back up, you don't take them down, and you walk the other way. Leaving a past behind you and future to work towards. As easy as it would be to turn and end it all, thats a selfish turn in life, and time waits for no one. But for me, ive stopped time and stopped dealing and stopped couping and just put it on the back burner. A spot where no one will find it, where no one will ever hear it. Ive learned a valuable lesson in all this, i trust only in myself and very few in others.
Talk Talk - Talk Talk
Hey hey hey What did I tell you before when I was up Anxiety was bringing me down I'm tired of listening to you talking in rhymes Twisting round to make me think you're straight down the line All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk If every sign that I see is complete Then I'm a fool in your game And all you want to do is tell me your lies Won't show the other side you're just wasting my time All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk When every choice that I make is yours Keep telling me what's right and what's wrong Don't you ever stop to think about me I'm not that blind to see that you've been cheating on me And here you laugh at me when I'm up I see you when you're crying for me when I'm down I see you when you're laughing at me when I'm up I see you when you're crying for me All
So The Babble Continues!
I have finally pinpointed some traits that I would really like to find in a significant other. By no means does anyone have to be all of these, difference brings uniqueness to a relationship and keeps things exciting and interesting. A person that can appreciate my interest in photography, art, history, museums, and good food. Someone that would kiss me in the rain or kiss me just because. A person that would take a moment out of their day to call me just because they missed my voice. A guy that believes in romance. Someone that is just as nerdy as me and will play video games with me. A person that appreciates when the girl brings him breakfast in bed or has a candlelit dinner waiting for him when he comes home. A person that is honest and intelligent Someone that realizes I am not going to change for anyone and loves me just the way I am.
What Is My Sexual Catch-phrase?? Lol
ANGEE's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Party-on" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at
What Will My Sexual Business Card Say?
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Maybe this is how the "Le" and "La" in French was created ...... You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3)Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4)Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5)Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6)Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7)Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8)Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9)Hammer -- Male,
Ghost Riders In The Sky
Why Canadians Are So Tired...
Here's why: The population of Canada is 30 million. 11 million are retired,that leaves 19 million to do the work. There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work. Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work. 1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing Terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work. Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work. At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare.That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
To All My Friends I Just Can't Pick Just 5 Wish For All
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE. You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. If not your life will stay the same as it has always been. Just be nice & pass it on....May we all be loved so much. Friend if I don't get this back I can take a hint! How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!! Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you know that yo
Mass Delete For Fumail (from One Of The Fubar Bouncers)
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. :) Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol :-S YotD">
My Day Of Excitment
Hey my sexxy Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR) Friends! Ok first off I HATE THE NAME!! I was ok with it changing too CT but FUBAR! WTF name is that.... Anyways! Just leaving a Note. My family is coming into town this morning soo Ill be pretty busy all weekend... Im sooooo excited! As many of you know I finally moved back to AZ. Loving it... Ive been here about a month.. Anyways!! I better get going. I have to be out the door in an hour to meet my mom and dad a the park! WOOT (Yep im a daddy's girl.. I hope everyone has a great weekend!@!! MUCH LOVE JEN
Vampires And Other Bloodsuckers
Inapertwa Questions 1) If someone ‘eats your soul’, it means what to you? 2) Would you die if someone consumed your soul? 3) What does ‘enthralled’ mean to you? 4) What do you consider abuse? 5) Have you ever heard of ‘emotional vampirism’? (A person that feeds on the strong emotions of others, usually fear, despair, or panic.) 6) What would you consider more evil, an abusive person, or a person that drains you emotionally in purpose? Why? 7) Of the two kinds of people described above, which one would you fear the most, and why? 8) How would you describe Hell? (Be as specific as you can!) 9) What kind of people do you think would willingly become vampires? 10) How do you think becoming a vampire would change a person’s personality? 11) How do you think a village/town would function if it is run by a vampire? 12) How do you think the traditional vampire can be made more evil and repulsive? 13) Who or what would a vampire take as pets or even mates? 14) In a society wh
Would You
Warmerthan Is Hot Stuff
And he is a hell of a friend too :D Me and Mark met him on our long lost home Camera Cafe many years ago. NOW.. hes here and hes got some awesome pics he has made.. you really should check em out! warmerthan@ fubar Hes also a very talented singer! Check his page and this song too! xoxo Go show him some love and repost too please :D
A certain situation seems, well, a little funky. Play detective. Don't rest (and most importantly, don't make a final decision) until you've turned over every piece of evidence and looked in every corner. ok, well this is todays horoscope, and I don't know what it is suppose to mean!!!! LOL No more detective work for me!!!! Decisions have already been made, and I am not second guessing anything anymore. Life is to damn short. I am just going to enjoy everyday as it comes. LMAO
You've reached your limit you can't take anymore All these years feel wasted You feel like your heart is sore You don't think for yourself there are others in need too They need you to be strong You must decide one day what to do I too am in a choice do I say it or not I want to be happy It is you that I want Life's too short for misery but the pain of leaving is hard We've endured the suffering this long Our hearts being locked behind bars You've slipped me a key into my eyes you feel secure My arms are here to hold you my love is true and pure I hold in my hand the key to your hearts door I unlock all the chains To me, it's "for rich or for poor" It's funny how it happened two souls longing for another Take away our pressures and fears let us be happy together
Ravens Song
Raven’s Song. Can you hear the melody? Can you see the beauty? Darkness never looked this beautiful Darkness never felt this pure. Raven’s song, Raven’s song Can you not hear the melody of the darkness? Can you not feel the beauty of this pureness? Raven’s song, Raven’s song Finally I can open my wings out And sore into the beauty of darkness. Ill omen, bird of sorrow, Must they be so cruel to I? Can they not see the beauty? Can they not hear the melody? Raven’s song, Raven’s song Can they not hear the melody of the darkness? Can they not feel the beauty of this pureness? Raven’s song, Raven’s song Finally the bird of sorrow, is the bid of joy And Ill omen is to be no more. The melody sings And the beauty is beheld Now they can hear Now you can feel Raven’s song, Raven’s song Now they hear the melody of darkness Now you feel the beauty of this pureness Raven’s song, Raven’s song Finally we can all open our wings And sore out into this beauty of
A Day Away
Woke up at 3 this morning to loud crashes of thunder and lots of beautiful bolts! Thought about taking some pictures, but damn I was tired and had to get up early today as we were going on a little road trip. We drove 4.5 hours north-east to Show Low, AZ. It was beautiful, all the pine trees and green everywhere. Not to mention the temp. it was 71 degrees at 1pm! It only got up to around 84 by 4pm. We had light scattered showers too. We didn't stay long, and the trip home we got hit HARD by rain....all the way until we hit our city line, then nada! Nothing that is except dust, dust and more dust! So much you couldn't see a cars length in front of you. However when we got out of the van it was so nice outside. The kind of weather you would want to sit outside in. So the little road trip was because our friend had his 3rd interview up there and we are sure he has the job, we just want to make sure they can afford to live up there. We're actually thinking about making the move
Lol..some Of Us Need This..just Kidding
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Have I Gone Completely Bonkers??!!
Have you gone bonkers? I took this quiz- Have you gone bonkers?My Result Was: You still have some sanity left and haven't gone completely bonkers as yet. Take this quiz- Have you gone bonkers? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics. WELL THATS A RELIEF LOL!!!!
I Have A New Favorite Song Lol
Livin' Our Love Song VideoLivin' Our Love Song lyrics - Jason Michael Carroll lyricsJason Michael Carroll Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Livin Our Love Song Jason Michael Carroll Baby when I look at you with your hair fallin' down and your baby blues Standing there across the room I get so lost in the way you move It makes me reminisce back to years ago on a night like this Teary eyed as you took my hand and I told you that I'd be your man So many have come so many things have gone one thing that's stayed the same is our love is still growing strong Baby just look at us all this time and we're still in love Something like this just don't exist Between a backwoods boy and a fairy tale princess People said it would never work out Living our dreams has shattered all doubts It feels good to prove 'em wrong Living our love song Oh darling would you look at me With my heart beating fast and my shaking knees It's pretty hard to believe after all these yea
The Apocalype Family is starting to pick up the pace. If we want to prove that a contest CAN be won by someone with a "bombing family" behind them, we need all the help we can get. This is not for me, this is for my good friend Bats. If you have time, please help :D
Top Jokes 22/07/07
what do you get if you cross a midget with dracula? teethmarks in your knees. what howls at the moon in its y-fronts? an underwearwolf. if you were surrounded by dracula, frankensteins monster, a wearwolf and a ghost, where would you want to be? at a fancy dress party. waiter- "would you like to try some of our bullet salad sir? diner-"tve never heard of such a thing before. why do you call it that?" waiter-"because there are slugs in it,sir." diner-"waiter! there are two flies splashing about in my coffee!" waiter-"not splashing about,sir- there swimming for the cup!" diner-"waiter! my teeth are stuck in a bit of steak!" waiter-"dont you mean a bit of steak has stuck in your teeth?2 diner-"no- my faulse teeth stuck in the steak-look,there they are on the plate, beside the lettuce!" diner-"waiter,bring me a plate of spaghetti, and step on it!" waiter-"oh,no,sir,ill spoil my new shoes!" diner-"do you play tennis?" waiter-"yes,sir!" diner-"then get some co
Given Up
aking to sweat again Another day's been laid to waste In my disgrace Stuck in my head again Feels like I'll never leave this place There's no escape I'm my own worst enemy I've given up... I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I'm suffocating! Tell me what the fuck is Wrong with me! I don't know what to take Thought I was focused but I'm scared I'm not prepared I hyperventalate. Looking for hope somehow somewhere And noone cares I'm my own worst enemy I've given up... I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I'm suffocating! Tell me what the fuck is Wrong with me! GOD! Put me out of my misery Put me out of my misery Put me out of my... Put me out of my fucking misery! I've given up... I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I'm suffocating! Tell me what the fuck is Wrong with me!
Bombers Needed
We are looking for a select few members to be a part of a real bombing group. The squads we have been a part of have been disapointing always helping never being helped. Our squad we be dedicated to our members and your friends. we are not completly set up but if your interesed in be a member of a true bomber squad just let me know.. There are only 2 rules 1) Bomb when you can but bomb 2) Rate all members pictures and stash at your convenience
Four Men And Thier Dogs...
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff." T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your d
In Sweet Surrender
In Sweet Surrender soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
No More Internet Bye Bye
I wont be on an i know i havnt been online either but i've completly lost my internet now so dont think im ignoring anyone....i just dont have an internet connection so i guess i wont be on till take care of somethings.
The Way I Feel
by Skye Alone in the day after you left me that morning, i felt like i was missing a part of me. When nothing can distract me, i think of you constantly. Everything i see reminds me of you, and why i miss you. Every love song reminds me of you, and why i love you. No-one understands what we have, locked up in our little world, our arms around each other. My heart longs for you, my arms feel empty without you in them, when i remember the long hours we spent together. I feel so sad and lonely, i once cried inside but now its filling my eyes with tears. I count down the hours until i can see you again, the days feel like years
Time To Watch Your Kids! Pedophiles Flock to Skype Posted May 7th 2007 11:48AM by Joshua Fruhlinger According to a report from the Times Online, sexual predators have found a new playground. They are now flocking to Skype, a voice and text chat service that lets you make free calls to other Skype members and low-cost calls to regular phones. Unlike similar chat services such as MSN Messenger and AOL Instant Messenger, Skype uses what's called a peer-to-peer connection, meaning that callers are connected directly -- there is no intermediary between the chatting parties. MSN and AOL, on the other hand, uses centralized servers that allow the service to not only block problematic users, but also monitor conversations in cases of criminal activity. Unfortunately, sexual predators appear to know about this loophole. According to an article by the U.K.'s Times Online, reporters who posed as minors under 16 on Skype were approached by a plethor
Thank You!
I just wanted to thank everyone for their help in comment bombing on my contest. I won!! YEAH!! Hugs go out to BigSexy Bombers, Earth Angels Stash Club, CT Mafia and everyone else that helped! If any of you ever need help let me know! hugs Carrie
Some Cherry Tappers crack my up... ( fubars suck..) You see them hit your site so you go check em out... Every frigging album is marked PRIVATE... How the hell ya suppose to know if ya want to get to know this person if ya cannot even tell what the heck they look like?? I actually had an awesome encounter today. I noticed this good looking lass hit my site, so I do what I always do, and hit theirs back to see what is shaking... Well, being shy like I am I still decided to chat and got the courage up to ask where they came to come to my area and check me out... She hit the "I'm Bored" button and they took her to me... So I guess that either means I am boring... Or She is my next human sacrifice for the volcano I need to build in my backyard.... Cat
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Sorceress has returned home from another long trip, she is happy to be back, she has missed all her friends. She notices that her friends have taken very good care of the castle, they have kept it alive and warm. She ascends the stairs and waves her hand over the crystal ball. It has been a very tiring few days and she would like just to sleep, but her work is far from done. She makes the castle a blueish green, very calm and relaxing. She turns the knob and enters her room and she checks on scorp.It is just about time for him to awaken , and take a bite out of the real world. She wishes that she could fly with scorp, but she just doesnt have the strength,she will miss him. She knows he will be back, for they are old dear friends, she trusts him with her life. scorp you are very special to me and will let no harm come to you.I will keep you safe. She strolls over to the window and opens it so that scorp can escape into the deep dark shadows of the night. She walks over to his safe
True Love..
I have always wanted to see what true love is like. But to me it is like a fairytal. I always go out with the ass holes. My boyfriend is so sweet. But like eny other guy he has a dirty mind. But he is there for me through all the bad times. I hope that I get to soon see and feel true love. And have it no more be a fairytal.
Can't Let Go
Can't Let GoBy Mariah CareyBest Video Codes
I Think This Speaks For Itself...
I'm Movin' On
I'm movin' on by rascal flatts ------------------------------------------------------------------- I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons finally content with a past i regret I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness for once i'm at peace with myself i've been burdened with blame trapped in the past for too long i'm movin' on i've lived in this place and i know all the faces each one is different but they're always the same they mean me no harm but it's time that i face it they'll never allow me to change but i never dreamed home would end up where i don't belong i'm movin' on i'm movin' on at last i can see life has been patiently waiting for me and i know there's no guarantees but i'm not alone there comes a time in everyones life where all you can see are the years passing by and i have made up my mind that those days are gone... i sold what i could and packed what i couldn't stopped to fill up on my way
Am Going To Ucuk
this is britains top chat all british am gonna get them to go here be busy qa couple of days just imagne all british and american we could sent cables under the sea laid by amry underwater and you could buy everything off us make a profit there derek
Make Sure you read this before you look at the picture or it won't make any sense!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation. No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation Never take life seriously.
i've learned when i'm tired, cranky, and just BLEH i cannot spell... soooo i don't make sense.... deal lol
Lol Willy Warmer
Well If...
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? -George Carlin
Real Or Fake What Are You ???
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink
I Want To Know
Everything about my friends and family here on Fubar . Oh and if someone want's to ask something leave me a comment or send mi pm . :)
work sucks! my feet hurt. i went tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever today. it was nice. the heat felt good on my back muscles. i tan good outside but a friend offered to pay and i was like ah what the hell ill give it a try. i have to work again tomorrow. but thats it again til sunday! woot! thursday im buying the new harry potter book. i cannot wait! its late, im tired. bye!
The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet you know You make a first impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide
Dear Lord
Dear Lord I pray but tell me why you don't answer me You answer through power of prayer but I don't here it so clearly I've prayed non-stop for you to end all this pain Elijah prayed once and you gave him rain You don't answer prayers if we ask and our intentions are for our own pleasures I thought that’s why we pray is for you to take away the pain and forgive us for our evil gestures I'm confused; I thought the Bible said if we ask we shall receive Well I've asked and my heart is still feeling the grief I'm not saying I've lost faith, but if prayer makes a difference where is the change I've prayed for the love that I lost but I still feel the pain Things are so unclear to me, you answered my prayer for love but it came blinded by bad timing Then you took him away, so I'm praying for his return but you're not replying I failed the test you gave me and I have many regrets for that So how long do you plan to make me suffer for this act? I've learned my lesson well, now I'
Nuclear Power Conversation!!
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. " The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first; A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
An Angel
There was a short time in my life When my problems were more than my ex. When all of a sudden this angel popped in It was love at first site you could tell by my grin Her hair was as golden as the brightest summer sun For a while there, I was actually having fun Her eyes were as blue as the purest blue ocean And comfortable I was even without any motion My Angel, I wanted to keep her When we were together I had no more pain Her beauty was breathtaking please let me explain With her in my arms I melted like ice She was gorgeous and smart and incredibly nice Well now that you know the way that I felt Let me tell you about the hand I was dealt She came with her friend who was not even dating And then she flew home to her boyfriend who was waiting My Angel, I want to keep her Oh well
Rack 'em Up.
I glanced across the bar casually & set my drink down. Running my hands over my dress, I smoothed the glossy material taut over my hips. Satisfied, I slowly walked towards the pool table, aware of the lustful gazes directed at me; my dress barely covering my ass & clinging to every part of my torso tantalizingly. The pool table was ready for it's next game, so grabbing a cue, I weighed it in my hands. A shadow fell across the table & the man I'd been watching most of the night stepped forward. He'd beaten every challenger at the table so far. Smiling, I inclined my head towards him, but he indicated I should break. Slowly, I bent over the table, fully aware that my dress was riding up, exposing my ass to everyone behind me. I moved one leg back slightly & cocked my hip giving a tantalizing view of my pussy & ass. In one fluid movement, I bought my cue forward & took my shot, remaining bent over slightly longer than necessary. The man moved round the table, watching as the balls
I Promise You!!
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Your the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! All the best... .......
Iron Sheik
God Im So Dang Close
ok im so close to my level up its like sex i want it so bad pleaseeeeeeee yall hit me 614 to go
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? -George Carlin
Thou Shalt...
Thou shalt not kill. Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. All you have to do...all you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take "Thou Shalt Not Kill." The more devout they are...the more devout they are, the more they see murder as's negotiable. It depends, you know? It depends, it depends on who's doing the killing, and who's getting killed. -George Carlin
One Love
One look One smile One touch One embrace One kiss One love Two people Two minds Two souls Two destinies One road One journey One ending Together.
Pervs On Fubar
Why is goodness name would you come on these websites and have a default picture of your private part..or someone elses..or your kid. This is a social network site. We are here to have fun and make adult friends. This is not AFF or SLS or none of them where your supposed to have those nudie pics. And leave the kids out of it! I understand your a proud parent but we are in a virtual BAR. Do you actually bring your kid to a bar? If you want to show off your kids then join Cafe Mom. Put on your parent hat and pretty up that page with pics of your children and meet other parents. When your done being a parent come back here put in your party hat, hang out a while and meet party friends. I came here thinking we had mature people here. Guess I'm wrong. Society will never change even in the virtual world. I'm going to have a damn virtual beer. Where's that keg? Oh and Fubar bouncers. I marked this NSFW because everything we seem to do isn't safe for work..but why are we on this si
The Lost Of A Loved Friend
why is it that all the ppl that are so dear to me and my friend just have to go... they are here one day and then gone the next.... i knew this great guy he was funnny happy sweet every thing u could ask for in a freind ..... never a dule moment around him he had always been there to hear me when i need someone to talk to and i feel so bad becouse i wasnt there for him when he got on his motocycle and drove away we never knew that that nite would be the last time we seen him smile laugh or even give us a hugg hello or goodbye.. i will be missin my drinken buddy my laughing partner my best friend kenny Foreman those of us that hung out with him knew him well and love him and always will we will be missin u but still loveing you all the same kenny... thanks for viewing ~ Edith~
How We Do It In The Midwest
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of informal ion guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 6. If that c
Just Say It! (by Shanel)
Say it Say it if you want to say it! Or hold it Hold your tongue, wish you had, and live in fear! Fear that what you might say may hurt someone’s heart, or worse push them away! So hold it! Hold it and fake it. Fake your friendship, your love affair, your marriage, your smile…fake it., Sit in there face! Portray a state of happiness, while all the while inside your chest is bursting, with anger, an opinion, a secret love, or worse an apology! Go home and lie with it, think, think, think!!!! And then when you’re done, think, think, think! It doesn’t stop. Let it out! Say it if you want to say it. If they leave, you’ll be free, free from the torment and burning stress! Or maybe you should leave! Leave if you want to leave! Pretend they are full of shit, and blame someone else. Crawl in a whole, and live in shame, hide behind yourself While all the while inside your crying, crying for love crying for happiness, and hugging the pity pot! After all, if you’ve been holdin
Tick Warning (hehehe)
Tick Warning I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times, but this one is important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. ************************************************ If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and turn around with your arms up... DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked... I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
Mia Milfman
well everyone. so sorry i havnt been actively skulking around as much. work and family crap has kept my internet time to a minimum. just in case anybody cares, im doing a 900 mile road trip tomorrow for work. so i wont be on probably until monday, so thats where ill be. i hope everyone has a great weekend, ill be on the road most of tomorrow, if ya needs me, calls me. toodles kids. you dont have to go home, but you cant stay here.
Take A Peek At My Soon To Come Videos...
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Dell Pushes Linux
SITE: Engadget Linux has been around for a good number of years. Paving the way for many new technologies, Most of which you have seen on your Windows based Computer. Lets Go over some basics before we get into advantages of Linux / Windows. Linux, DOS, Windows, UNIX, Solaris, FreeBSD, OS/2 are all different Operating Systems (OS). All an OS does (by definition) is gather a computer's resources to be used by programming for the sake of completing a task, chore or job of some sort. Resources being memory, Hard drive space, external drives, and CPU. Programing being things like Notepad, Wordpad, Office Tools, web-browsers, games, and instant messengers. Some would say "Oh no, I only know how to use windows." This is not true. You know how to use a GUI layer on top of a windows kernel. (Kernel = the engine that runs an OS), (GUI = Graphic User Interface). How is Linux different? Well in many ways, it is. But from a user standpoint, nothing. Lets do some Comparisons shall we?
Do You Believe...
Do you believe in God? No. Boom! Dead. Do you believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in MY God? No. Boom! Dead. My God has a bigger dick than your God! -George Carlin
Never Good Enough....
Why isn't anything ever good enough for you? No matter what goes on or how much I give, you always need more. I give you a flower. You want a garden. I give you a star. You want the sky. I give you the moon. You want the sun. And for some reason, I gave you my heart, my soul, and my innocence; and you are yet to be satisfied. You have to make things so complicated when they could be so simple. And God could only say why I'm still holding on after all this time. Although I would do almost anything for you, there are still a few small things that I hold dear to me, and a few responsibilities that I'm not ready to deal with yet. Even though you get so pissed when I won't do as you ask every once in a while; I still beg and plead for you not to be upset. And, for some reason, that pisses you off even more. Forgive me for trying to hold on to the one thing I truly love in this world! Don't tell me that I'm not good to you. Don't tell me that I'm not there for you. Do
Hes Back In
"which Wolf Wins?"
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resntment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith. The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which Wolf Wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed" I just got this from my newly adopted 17 year old daughter.
Tru Luv
wassup peeps.. i jus writin this becuz i have finally found tru luv, and its great. lol. except i found it when i wasnt even lookin and i never thought i would. But when i did, i was proven wrong, and luv be like whoa. lol.. i realize how i cant think of nothing but her. how when she not around i feel like half of me is missing. i miss her all the time. i never ever wanted to get married or have kids, but after i met her i changed my mind. i never knew love would be so powerful, and its lovely.i love her.
Thoughts Of Abundance
The abundance in your life is precisely what you think it is. It can be great or small, meaningful or useless, conditional or unlimited, based on how you imagine it to be. Why do some people seem to enjoy extraordinarily good fortune? Because they realize how truly fortunate they are. You receive all the abundance you are willing to accept and allow. When you long for anything, that is your way of telling yourself to stop fighting it and to let it be. What you desire has always been yours. You can live it and fulfill its reality whenever you choose. You are already immersed in much more abundance than you could ever need or desire. The abundance you're able to make use of is the abundance you choose to see and to accept. Consistently focus your thoughts on the best you can imagine. The ability to make it real has always been yours. -- Ralph Marston
Hey ya'll. I know I've been talkin' about moving. I pickup up the travel trailer I bought today, I will start living in it in about a month. For the time being, to save money, I'm gonna stay with my grandparents for a month, get the trailer the way I want it and all. I won't be able to be on as much I usually am, but I will when I can. I'm moving my stuff this weekend out of the house. After I post this, I will pack up my computer and be using my grandfathers computer until I move into the trailer. Ya'll be good or be good at it. Redneck
Phenomenal Woman
PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm
The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us
Does Anybody Else Have This Much Bad Luck?
All this within 1 week. A Friend died. 1 gyu that I've been talking to off and on and asked me for a date is all of a sudden in a damn relationship and his defualt pic is of them kissing and his status changed to In a Relationship. Yeah so me being the nice person I am I sent him a nice email :D I thanked him properly for leading me on. Thanksed him for the game hwas playing. I also told him to have a nice life :D I didn't hear back from him. At least have the damn balls to say "hey I'm sorry this other chick I've been talking to and I are gonna try to make things work" ok fine but don't hide the shit from me. Another guy and I decided things wouldn't work between us and we'll just be friends. His son was mad and very upset about it. He's ok now. He's 15 so yeah hard to deal with. His son not the guy.Yeah I doubt that would have worked to begin with. I'm on my way to the gas station o get gas for the lawn mower. My tire blew. I don't know how to change a tire. It rarely happens

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