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A Master's 12 Days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... A sub tied to a pair tree. On the second day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... Two matching floggers... And a sub tied to a pair tree. On the third day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... 3 French ticklers... Two matching floggers... And a sub tied to a pair tree. On the forth day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... Four rings a piercing... 3 French ticklers... Two matching floggers... And a sub tied to a pair tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... FIRE PLAY with Sir Kane!!!... Four rings a piercing... 3 French ticklers... Two matching floggers... And a sub tied to a pair tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my true slave gave to me... Six different nipple clamps.... FIRE PLAY with Sir Kane!!!... Four rings a piercing... 3 French ticklers... Two matching floggers... And a sub tied to a pair tree. On the seventh day of Christmas my true slave gave to
Lost At Sea
Can we try to salvage what we can From the weight of water and sand And lifts us up again Well this world is spinning out of control I'm bracing just to keep hold As the clouds move in With a driving wind so strong Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far What a lonely way to be Lost at sea Like a star in a night filled with tears Make the sadness disappear 'Cause you're all that I hold dear Well you walk Never ever looking back One defends and one attacks There's a thousand reasons to begin again Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far Take my hand, come to me Save a life, rescue you, rescue me Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the s
I Am The...
i am the shit. bitches dont need to hate cause the man you love wants me more. fuck you all. mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!! why dont you just get the fuck over it?!!! cant walk the walk then dont talk the talk cause fake ass bitches get outlined in chalk! FUCKERS!!
Things I Hate
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking
So Amazing....whatever!
Yanno...people just really get me with their way of thinking....tell me does a guy who says he is so deeply and madly in love with his fiance find that he wants to have sex with another woman? ... maybe I am just fucked up in the head or something! I mean how come guys want their woman to be sooooo true to them and not have sex with another man but have no second thought on getting some himself???.... well to say the least...I am alittle pissed and confused finish this off....buddy I hope the woman of your dreams fucks you over royally! Karma is such a will get what you deserve in the end for sure...but as for life is too busy to give you my time anymore! Keep sailing your ship and get out of my damn harbour! And friends believe me that this is just for one person out there...someone new who drifted into my universe... This doesn't include my friends that I have had for some time now... I had to vent and this is where I do it....I try not t
The Ugly Frog...
THE UGLY FROG..... > An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she > needed a pet to keep her > company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She > searched and searched. None > of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except > this ugly frog. As she > walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he > winked at her. > >> He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE > ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T > EVER BE SORRY." >> > The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't > found anything else. So, > she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on > the front seat beside > her. >> > As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog > whispered to her "KISS ME > AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." >> > So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed > the frog. > > > IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely > gorgeous, sexy, young, > handsome prince. > > THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. > > SUDDENLY THE OL
Here's An Important Health Bulletin.
Here's an important health bulletin. The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract ( WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Blues Jam In The 213 Area Code
Everybody is someone else’s freak Think about it Sit at home with the television on Watch some people burn shit down from thousands of miles away Look at those freaks, there something. Must be rough over there Outside, a killer is checking you out Thinking to himself about the freak Propped up in front of the television set That’s you Everybody is someone else’s joke You laugh all the time You’re always up for a laugh Point your Finger and laugh Put it all below you Meanwhile The monkeys are laughing at you from their cages From their glass boxes You laugh back and throw excrement You go back and forth and laugh and throw But it gets to you You wonder what’s so funny What’s the matter can’t take a joke? Tag, you’re it He’s laughing his ass off You do look funny with the gun at the side of your head And his cock in your mouth Who’s the freak now? You’re on one of those bad trips One of those things you’ve read about Don’t bite You might get shot in the hea
Erotic Story Made For Me
This was written for Me... by a charming gentleman.. who has Me very interested. Enjoy. I’m sitting home alone at my computer when I hear a key slide into my front door lock & the latch turn. I’m momentarily startled & then pleasantly surprised. I wasn’t expecting you. Smiling & leaping to my feet I blurt out, “Wonderful to see you, Madame. How was work?” “Don’t ask,” you reply curtly. “Come.” Immediately I move to comply, following behind you as you seat yourself on my leather couch. I kneel before you, hands clasped behind my back. “At your feet, Madame.” “That would be a good place to start,” you say, bringing the tip of one of your shiny, black heels up under my chin & giving me a playful little nudge. Feeling my arousal beginning to grow, I grasp your outstretched nylon-stockinged ankle & kiss your knee. Working my way slowly down your leg, I gently slip your shoe off. Kissing softly, gently your ankle, the top of your foot, and the tips of your toes. Loving th
Robert Charlebois: Quebec Love
The Plasmatics: Going Wild
Him-join Me In Death
"Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby
SOOOO I think instead of a boyfriend... I just want my gun... and I'm going to name him, um, John. LMAO SO, I went to the range tonight... and WOW... i feel SOOO much better. I was WWWAAYYY over due... it's like, when you're horny and need sex, except worse... lol the one really hot guy up there was like "gotta get your fix".... damnit, they understand!!! *sigh* SO, forget men, guns... thats where its at... because WOW.... you just wont get it unless you do it... YAY! so, wow, when andrew broke up with me i should have done this a lot more... because, wow, i feel SOOOO fucking much better!! so, there...
Speeding Ticket
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of you
Sweep The Leg
For fans of great music and "The Karate Kid". The "Sweep the Leg" music video is for the first single by a new band No More Kings. The video features the cast of the original "Karate Kid" including Johnny (the bad guy), Daniel-son (the good guy), Sensei Kreese (the evil sensei), the original Cobra Kai (the cronies), and another special guest (can you guess who the pizza guy is?). Watch the video, leave a comment, and help spread the word! Thanks for the support.
121907 Dilbert
Little Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco . The pastor of the church was looking over the lawn when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got Him at church." "And why did you take Him?" The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it." MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
Ffubar Please Fix Yourself
I was told by fubar that I had to verify my email address so that I can level up and it doesn't work!!! Talk about frustrating!!! I hope that fubar realizes that this is a pain in the rump. And that's all folks. Just needed to vent
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would sta
Dedicated To The Men In My Shout Box
Forget Everything 'bout Him
Forget his name, forget his face, Forget his kiss and warm embrace. Forget the time you spent together. Forget it all he is gone forever. Forget the fact that he once cared. Forget the love that he once shared. Forget his love that once was true. Remember now there is someone new. Forget you cried all night long, Forget him when they play your song. Forget how close you once were. Remember how he chose her. Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the way he talked. Forget the times he made you mad. Remember how he made you feel so sad. Forget the thrills when he said, Hi! Forget the times he made you cry. Forget the way he said your name. Remember now he is not the same. Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget his gentle and teasing way. Forget the things you had planned to do. Remember now he is not with you. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget it all it is in the past. Forget he said, I'll leave you never. Remember now he is gone for
How can things be so unclear How can things seem so wrong Why do things have to be so confuseing Is there an anwser to what has happened How can things be so unclear How can things seem so wrong Why do things have to be so confuseing Can something or someone clear the air How can things be so unclear How can things seem so wrong Why do things have to be so confuseing Is there hope for dreams to come true How can things be so unclear How can things seem so wrong Why do things have to be so confuseing Can anyone make things clear How can things be so unclear How can things seem so wrong Why do things have to be so confuseing The darkness makes it hard to see the clouds are to thick the light cant get through can someone anyone clear the air
Merry Christmas To Everyone
Yeah, It's Been A While
Yeah, I haven't been on again for a while. What is boils down to is that my grandmother passed away at the first of this month. I had to go and arrange things for her and serve as executor of her estate. Believe it or not, I do plan on being back folks, just give me a chance to finish up that, work, and other things going on. I think all of ya'll are great, and I hope to talk to everyone soon. Signing off from the hell that is my life....
Angry Words.. ( Phoenix)
feel me I'm cold, trembling with fright the feelings you caused in me just don't feel right. I'm angry , I hurt, chest feels tight I have a hole in my soul I can not sew shut my mind and my heart tearing inside, each trying to fight what i believe can be right lest we lose sight the love that we share hold on through the night making my mind race this just isn't fair why can't we bear the truth as it is seeing through my eyes No more despair. I need you, I want you my heart I gave you yet.... you just don't seem to care.... The Dark Tower Tet Contents
Bruised But Not Broken
Run Run Rudolph
Tgif Indeed
I just got back from having my staples removed (ouchie) and also found out the tumor was benign. Yes folks... I am cancer free. Yay *does a happy dance* Hugs to those that sent all their positive energies. It will indeed be a Merry Christmas.
Beating Hearts Baby
(Beating Hearts Baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating Hearts Baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of your heart, baby (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of you heart, baby You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] I, I don't know what to do with you 'cause you don't know what you do to me [Chorus:] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel The beating of your heart baby The beating of your heart, baby [repeat] Girl, you really got your hold on me [x2] Girl, you gotta get away from me 'Cause you want nothing to do with me [Chorus (x2)] In spite of you Even out of view Still I love all of you I do, yeah [repeat] You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel Your Beating Hearts Baby The beating of your heart baby [2x] (Beating hearts baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating hearts baby) Y
made ya look! Imbored.... thats all
Damn...I lost another crush. *sniff* what am I to do. lmfao Considering that I don't have any idea who my "fubar crushes" are it's not big deal. I see people asking for crushes all the time. I'll put it this way. I don't care if you crush me or not. If you think I'm great fine crush me, if you think i'm "cute, adorable......etc" fine crush me... I am not one to worry about who has a crush on me ... now I have used my "crush"...and I can and have put it on whomever I want. So....I lost a crush ... LOL OH WELL!!
Random 130a Thoughts
Wow... its 130 in the morning. I should be cleaning right now. I need to clean my bedroom, bbuutt, i guess i will in a bit. I have to wake up at 10... and i need to be in bed by 3. thats 7 hours of sleep more than i've gotten recently. Although, i'm not complaining by any means. I've gotten to spend a lot of awesome time talking to and being with Adam, so it's worth it to me. He is so amazing. He makes me so happy. I dunno. I can't really put into words what is going through my mind. Right now, I'm just, confused. About a lot of things. Andrew. I am questioning truly if I even loved him. Or if, I just, loved the idea of being in love and having someone to love me. Because, I wasn't happy with him. Everyday I was upset with him, or something he was doing (or NOT doing...) I spent more time pissed off... I kept trying to change who he was... the drinking... the drugs... the video games, everything. The person he was... wasn't what I wanted. I loved the fact that we had so much in
Nirvana Unplugged
the dvd. its rad. except it has a copy right protection. thats gay.
Merry Christmas
Just a short note to all my Fubar friends wishing everyone a great holiday. I'm home with my family in the Creek and am off and on 'til Wednesday so if I miss your shouts, forgive me...but I wish y'all peace, love and alot of naughtiness...oops, I meant happiness! And if your happy comes in the form of naughty, you lucky things! Be safe!
Deep Fried Southern Style Turkey
Help Me!!
Hi You guys! I need your major help here! ok so here's the deal. I need you to pick 1 picture of me in which you would consider that I have a really nice smile. Its really important so please help me :D thank you!!!
Nice Vote · dear rated your photo a '4'! 3 min ago (NOT)
A Good Woman
I keep seeing women asking where are all the good men. Well im asking where are all the good women. Where are the ones who just dont take? who dont spend up all your money? who dont fuck around on you while your working to provide a good life for them? where are the ones that actually acknowledge the sacrifices we men make for them? what im trying to say show some love to your man, dont take him for granit because the grass is not greener on the other side. If you think it is then you should go and graze in that pasture and let a brother be. there is way to many people out there to unhappy with one. so what im saying is there is good men and women you just have to look and not settle for one just because your comfortable. ONE LOVE
100% Slut
I am no longer Kinkyslave I am 100% fulltime slut. I want this because I love to be used good and hard and want to be humiliated. I am proud to be my Masters slut, to have him do with me as he will whether it’s having other guys use me or other females. I find this very erotic and pleasurable. I wish to further explore my sexual desires and have sex with whom my Master chooses. I've had the fantasy of being a real slut: giving myself to a complete stranger (or strangers). I'll do it in a VERY HOT way (you will be able to check it with your own fingers) cause I'm insolently slutty. I love to pleasure people and also have someone pleasure me. I love to be spanked and bitten and for my nipples to be twisted very tightly. This I find truly erotic.
Death By Chocolate
It was a sorry end. Cut down in his prime, the cunning thief lay on the slab, his cold body offering pathologist Brett Gartrell no outward sign of how he had met his maker. Once Gartrell had wielded his scalpel, however, the cause became clear: a belly stuffed with sticky brown gunk. Diagnosis? Death by chocolate. Divine - yes. Delicious - absolutely. But deadly? For some it certainly is. The corpse on Gartrell's slab belonged not to a human but to a kea, an endangered New Zealand parrot. Like many animals, keas are acutely sensitive to chemicals in chocolate that are harmless to humans in all but huge doses. Scientists are now studying these chemicals, along with other substances in cocoa, hoping to exploit their toxic effects to control pests or microbes. If you're reading this after scoffing your fifteenth chocolate Santa, don't panic: we humans have been safely enjoying the beans of the cacao plant, Theobroma cacao, for millennia. Theobroma is Greek for "food of the gods", reflecti
Why Is Beauty Pick Of Pesonlity?
I find life somewhat one side within love and compassion, we seem to live for money and looks, but do we dare to stop and look within the mere image within the mirror to see..... Come within the light of new day... Looks are not always the same. Even with all the little niks and tucks with plastic surgery, you will still be the ugly person on the outside, if you can't not truely be whole within your heart and soul. Come within the darkness of night.... Looks matters not as long as love, passion and desire makes you soar where nothing can seems to ever bring you down from heaven ever again. So is it not better to love or care for someone with more depth? For is not better to know them by their personality than looks. Personlity is more better than love and care about some is deeper than looks, yet when beauty fades is it not depth of those, we love for their personlity keeps us strong and true to our true pathway with love and completeness? Is not the be
My Fubar Family
Fubar Family Please Visit My Photo Album and Rip your Christmas Gift that I asked Stixx to make for each of you. Also if you haven't yet watch this video. It is a crack up Sir Dave
My Celebrity Look Alikes
Life Goes On
I wonder if this is stupid to write here. Like ppl give a shit. The guy from yesterday added me to his hot list on aff. I decided to just let it go and move on. I'm lucky enuff that I'm attractive enuff for myself to realize I can do better. I could do far better personality-wise. Just don't know why guys can't be men. I used to be gay. I have always wanted to be female. It's pretty hard to want something that ppl just can't see in me or understand. The feel of a man's hand between my legs and nothing is there. I long for that. I do like having what I have to a degree, but I would prefer my body matched my feelings, but that will have to wait. I've noticed how some guys get so uptight if I look at them. I don't freak out when a chick looks at my goodies. Why are men such weaklings with same sex crap?? Men you guys ought to get a clue. No one can say they don't like someone w/o trying it. Personally I wouldn't want a straight guy. Firstly, because I want him to accept me all t
Please Help
Hey out there to all me friends, dur to some snafu this weekend i lost over 665 thousand points. So here is the call to all my friends, bomb the hell of me and get me back please!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas to all my friends!! Christmas Comments | Online Mall
Kanye Ft J. Fox - Gold Digger
Its Back...
Its back ..that old familiar bondage of addiction. It seemed I had escaped its deadly tendrils for a season, but somehow it has found me again. I dream of it at night. During the day at work, I can almost smell the rich fragrance of sweat and leather. I feel the wind in my face. I’m 12 years old again…nothing can catch me, I can fly like the birds that follow us from tree to tree…at times, almost within my arm’s reach. Squirrels scuttle across our path, oblivious to our presence. I hear the creek rippling across the rocks, before its flow becomes a puddle, just beyond the small beaver dam. The whole world looks just a little different from this higher perspective…you see things you just don’t see when your feet are on the ground. Before dozing off to sleep at day’s end, I relax with a tack or farm supply catalog…as excited at the sight of saddle pads, leather and riding boots as most girls are with a Spiegel or Victoria’s Secret catalog. Yeah, I feel it even now, possessing my
If 'a Christmas Story' Had Been Filmed Today
If ’A Christmas Story’ had been released today! I started off to write a review of 'A Christmas Story' because several people have told me that I should watch it. Since I didn't have anything better to do today, I watched it. I enjoyed it, but as I watched, I realized how much of a politically incorrect movie it is by today's idiotic PC standards, so I watched the movie again, and wrote: If 'A Christmas Story' had been filmed today... Ralphie would have been sent to counceling for even wanting a BB gun, and would have been made to write a 1000 word essay on why guns are evil. After the kid got his tongue stuck on the pole, the class would have been made to watch 'An Inconveinent Truth' to show the kids that they caused global warming due to the carbon footprint left as a result of the fire department and police department having to be called...And, the school would have been put on lockdown. When the leg lamp was delivered, Ralphie and his brother would have been
My Jewish Friends
To My Jewish Friends Happy Late Hanukha God Bless
My Fubar / Friends / Family / Bouncers
To All My Fubar / Friends / Family / Bouncers
Bye Bye Baby...
I am writing this in loving memory of Desiray Anne Diorio or Todd Anthony Diorio, II... miscarried December 21, 2007. Their birthday was supposed to be in August of 2008. I was scared of course when I found out I was pregnant, but i realized it could be a new start to my life. I knew some how some way I could make my baby's life special and so full of love the they would never feel alone or neglected, always have a mom that would always be there. I miss her/him terrible, but also know that he/she is in heaven with lots of people who will watch out for him/her until i get to make the journey to meet him/her and that there is no sickness there. I love you my special baby and one day we'll meet in heaven. Just know that mommy is still thinking about you and missing you everyday. Love, Mommy... PS... as for the other things going on, I am going to the breast clinic this friday, so pray for me... and thank you for all your prayers already, they are really helping. Love,
Well, I've been asleep most of the day. Mainly because I'm exhuasted. The past few weeks mysleeping habits have been erratic. For a long of reasons. Thinking mostly. So i slept A LOT today. And i'll sleep a lot tonight... yay me. So, anyways... Yesterday/ last night, I spent a lot of time on the phone with Adam. The more I talk to him, and the more I get to know him, and all the little things about him. He is so amazing. I just feel like, he belongs in my life. He makes me happy. When I'm with him, I feel something I've never felt in my entire life. I'm comfortable. I feel safe, I'm happy. Like, everything in the world will be ok. He means so much to me... and he's so important to me. I really dont know what I would do with out him. I mean, honestly, he's the most amazing man I've ever known. He takes care of all of my emotional needs... as far as, attention, and the annoying little reassurances, and things like that. He's increcible. I'm in aw of how insanely lucky I got to have
Moon Brite
MOON BRITE The moon is out and brite The moon lights up the dark sky The moon is brite it makes a brite grey light The moon is full and when the moon is full and brite it makes for a cold night The brite moon light makes everything look like a black and white photograph The moon is out ever so brite The moon light is brite enough to walk,sit,talk,and see by The moon is out full and ever so brite ~ Scorpio 2007 ~
Nearly Unnoticed he is lonely Even though you can't tell he is reaching out For what, he doesn't know he will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across him and all of his emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise he will have drifted too far And he may let go Of whatever grasp of the world he has As he slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed
All In 1 Minute
All In 1 Minute I look at the clock, it says 1:41, I know thinking of you, I will never be done. You run through my mind, and occupy all my time, wondering why you're gone, and why you're not still mine. I think of you constantly, for some reason I cant stop, knowing that for always you'll forever have my heart, My days go by so slow, cause you run through my head, i said I'd love you forever, isn't that enough said? You also haunt my dreams, if you know what I mean, i wake up often, with sweats and screams, Why do I sleep by myself, I'm alone in my bed, I know I'll be thinking of you, till the day i am dead, Now still all these thoughts, just run through my brain, cannot stop thinking of you, I think I'm going insane, I feel I wanna kill myself, people say thats not what to do, but I turn and look at the clock, and it says it's only 1:42... gmw2007, ouch
Morman Temple!!
so i went to the mormen temple tonight and for those of u who dont know what im talknig about its like a church but the decorate it with millions of lights every yr and add more every year and some missonary guy started to ask us about things u know but the funniest thing was he was talknig about how god put us here for good and bad desiisions or something like that and i said out loud to him i like to have a good medium of good and evil!! then he asked us if we had any friends we would like to reffer to the religion and first thing that poped in my head was my bitch of an ex roomate and i wanted to do it but i thought to my self its called karma dont do it amy be the bigger person out of the both of us!! i just thought i would share that lol!!
Just Letting Some Friends Know...
In case anyone notices that I have deleted everything off my page, no, I'm not deleting my account or anything. Over the few days I will be redoing my whole page. I removed everything to start over. I know most never look, but the few who do, I didn't want them to think I was leaving FUBAR or anything. Thanks for your time guys & gals... I just hope I can do a better job with my page, make it new & fresh and maybe just a little different too. Have a great day out there in FUBAR LAND !!!
Ur Smile
UR SMILE Your smile is a general my heart a soldier
Your eyes, your smile. Your touch, your kiss. Your promise, your words. Our everlasting bliss.
Expensive Loser Wanted!!!,to Funny
Expensive Loser Wanted!!! Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning. 2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours! 3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible because you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot Graffias bong you call "chewbongka". Please have no furniture except a pool table and a kegerator. Yo
Winds Of Change
Winds of Change “Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become.” This is probably one of the most apt quotes for all of us to live by. Yet for all the good things that come out of change, and for the amount of people who understand that sometimes change is important, why are so many people reluctant to embrace the concept of change? I thought about this today- as there have been many things that have been changing in my own life. I thought back over the last few years, and realize that there have been many changes that I have been through. I have adapted, and shown a strong amount of resilience even when the changes have not been good. It got me on this particular topic. I have said numerous times about how important it is that we learn to be dynamic and more accepting of the various things that come in our lives. But I rarely talk about personal change. I know its a simple concept- I understand that change is necessary. But ev
Things You'll Never Hear A Man/woman Say
Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 6) We never talk anymore. Things you'll never hear a woman say: 1) What do you mean today's our anniversary? 2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big! 4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress. 6) Hey, pull my finger!
Keeping The Flu Away
They Say: 1. Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. 2. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. 3. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. 4. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. 5. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. 6. Get plenty of rest. 7. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR ... You can take the doctor's office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs! So... 1. Walk to the liquor store = exercise. 2. Put a lime in your Corona = fruit. 3. Put some celery in your Bloody Mary = veggies. 4. Drink on the bar patio = fresh air. 5. Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh = elimina
Screaming Frustration
My head it is screaming what my heart wants to say, I think my eyes defy me, They give the game away. My lips just won't say it, Won't admit that you're right Because admitting defeat Is like loosing the fight. And as much as I want it, As bad as I crave, The feelings I hold here, Go with me to the grave. I speak lies to deceive you, You see right through me, I ask you to leave now, And leave my heart be. I'm frustrated at myself, In what I'm trying to say, I don't want to loose you, But I can't walk away. And I know when we meet, The end would be near, For you are the reason, I now shed this tear. With you I can't be, You're close yet so far, But know that I'll love you, Wherever you are.
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Herman Brood And His Wild Romance
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No Guts, No Glory
It has been said many ways: No guts, no glory. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Life is full of chances and opportunities. But to take a chance .. to reach for an opportunity ... there is risk involved. Some people like to play it safe. They don't want to take a risk. They have been hurt before and are afraid of being hurt again. That is totally understandable. I have taken many risks in my life, and I have been hurt. The question one has to ask themselves is, "is the risk worth the reward?" I have always answered this question, "yes!" Because I know that the reward is the best thing I would ever dream of, and I have said that I will go through anything to get that. And if I quit, then all that I have gone through in the past would be for nothing. But sometimes ... I waver in this. My courage begins to falter. Sometimes I think, "Not again. I don't want to do this anymore. It's too much." Then I try to take a deep breath,
If You Had Me...
Cant You See
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder Beauty is in all things. Beauty is in the sky. Beauty is in the water ever so blue. Beauty is the winter when trees are covered with snow. Beauty is the summer when you smell and see the flowers grow. Beauty is all things big and little. Beauty is in all things, Black and white. Beauty is in all things, you and me. Beauty is all around us...can't you see?
Becasue Im Feeling...
Naughty. I feel like writing about my likes and dislikes of sexual pleasures. ha. Dislikes first(so I can end with the goods!): -anal teasing, keep it away haha -choking.. i like breathing, yep. i like it a lot. -feet fetishes. Just stay away. -talking. Unless you are moanin or groanin, im not listening. Therefore I prolly wont respond the way you like haha. -Too hard bites. Sometimes it goes from pleasure to just pain and that sucks :[. -I dont care for stomach action either, i.e. biting or kissin on the stomach. Now for some likes: -Playful biting. -Soft, small kisses. -Spank me. -Hold me. -DAMNIT, CUDDLE AFTERWARDS. -Build up, I want to be teased before pleased. -Neck kisses. umm thats all i can think of for now.. I'll add more one day hahaha. ENJOY rubbin one out now lmfao
Mum Ball Or Sex
please vote on my mum ball and sex. it is a newyears mum
Have You Ever Really Known You Were In Love?
I love you all, sometimes said in a cliche way, I think; almost an afterthought, maybe a duty. But it is true, in my heart I love each of you as God dwells in my heart, that I can't help. Some of you have profound ideas, some creative words and art. Others have a beauty outside matched by their tender heart. Regardless though, you touch my life profoundly and I am grateful for the way you brighten my days. My life would be significantly lessened in quality without you and in this new year my hope is we share laughs, loves and tears at times. That is after all what friends are for isn't it? But one can love, and love deeply, without being in love. This is the lesson God reveals in the life, death, resurrection and ascension of Jesus the Christ. What is the difference, you may ask? Walk with me if you will thru the posts in this blog that I write today. Some of you have walked alongside me for these past months, commented at a change you heard in me as November gave way to Advent
Letter To A Lost Love
I write this hoping that somehow. someway you read this. I do not think you lied, I think that you thought you were in love with me. I begged for another chance. I would have done whatever you wanted. I just think that when you love somebody you give them another chance. You said all I gave you were words. At the same time, all you gave me were words. You did not care enough to try. You act as if I did something that was so unforgivable. When all I did was love you. I am sorry you can't see that Cindy. Now the only place I hold you is in my dreams where we grow old together on the porch.
Name My Pussy! (hosted By Me)
Ok, just for fun... and also cuz I'm at a loss. Can someone please help me name my pussy?! I'm willing to put up 10,000 Fu-bucks to the winner. Just click the pic and leave comments. My 13 yr old and 4 yr old daughters will be the judges so y'all know that I'm not playing favorites to anyone. I will have them pick next Friday afternoon. Gives y'all a week. Thanks! A little history. It's a female cat. She came to me on Yule. She only really likes me, would only come up to me. She's not mean to my kids and she's warming up to them. She will follow me to the mailbox and back home. She's an all around great little kitty. Now she just needs to warm up to the neighbors' chihuahua and older cat. But she's young yet, I estimate her to be about 8 or 9 months old. (I'm a Vet Tech, I learned these things.)
If I Could Stay
If I could stay just one more day To wipe away your tears and chase away all your fears. You know if i could i would. Wish i could fly high in the sky to be close to you just one more day, If i could stay just one more day, To share my hope and dreams I would cross that stream if i knew it would bring me closer to you my friend. If i could stay just one more day, to let you know i care, If i could spare one more moment just to be near you you know i would If i could. If i could stay just one more day. If i could you know i would. If i could feel just for a moment, to help you heal you know i would if i could. If i could stay just one more day, to make you smile, I would go a mile, just to see you smile. you know i would if i could. If i could stay just one more day, to to make that frown turn upside down, If i could you know i would. If only i could stay just one more day. I say goodbye with a sigh, cause i know i must fly. I will see you again in other
Help Me Win A 1 Month Vip
I need 10,000 comments to win a 1 month vip in 2 weeks can anyone help me please
Me A New Update Pic
Just remember this in 2008 Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
My Music
I want to let every one know that I have the same taste in music as the former DJ Love and he has sent me everything that I didn't have that he likes so you will be hearing alot of his music on here because I like it! I have listened to former DJ Loves shows and I thought he was a really killer DJ and well people on here drove him to quit, I am working on trying to get him to DJ for me from time to time if he will cause I don't have alot of time to sit here and DJ I got other things i have to do too and they come first!
Joke 2
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire. A: See you next month. (this joke it courtesy of grillmore)
she asked to be wrapped, so I cuffed her and put her leg irons on, attaching her steel chain to her collar and irons, put her into the bed of the truck and drove for miles into the woods.. I yanked her out of the truck.."come girl". Making My way through the woods I found the tree that I wanted, and began wrapping her against it with wire.. the barbs slowly pressing deep as I wrapped her tight against this tree. I wondered if the tree was really thinking about all this. Actually I could have cared less about any of it, especially her. she began screaming as the wire ripped and tore her skin..breasts..I tightened down more..I left her there..screaming
People generally suck. Your next reincarnation is no different. He'll probably be a shitbag. Why would anybody resist fun and enjoyment so that some asshole stranger in the future can be born into a good life? Just because we have the same soul doesn't make us friends. He can earn his own god damn karma. I'm going to do what I want and kill whatever creatures I want and treat the universe like the shit harvest it is. It's so stupid when girls are like, "Don't harm that spider, it's a living thing." What else am I gunna do? Harm a dead thing? It's so annoying, I hate it. So I grab the spider and rip its legs off. And I use the legs to make a tally of how much I hate whoever idiot is trying to preach compassion on me. People are like, "Don't dropkick that ferret, it'll give you bad karma." I know for a fact that I'm going to die and be reincarnated into a shitbrick loser who laughs at sitcoms and wears Frank Zappa shirts. Why should I ruin my life for that ass? In fact, I'm
Please Read Before Requesting To Be A Bad Girl
Yes I Have Said It Before And Will Say It Again..This Is NOT A Group..But Due To Some Problems With Other "Groups"...If You Are In A Group PLEASE MAKE SURE You Are Allowed To Join Sarge's Bad Girls Before You Request To Be Added As A Bad Girl..Thanks In Advance Sgt. Raider (Promoter For Sarge's Bad Girls)
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 79: Nemesis. Chuck "iceman" Liddell Vs Wanderlei "axe Murderer" Silva
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i almost think it would be easier to hear something so horrible to me that it just makes me numb or sad at first and then allows me to become so i angry i cant care as much oh god i hate this why cant i just be the way i used to be... heartless ..i would give a shitload to be that way again
My New Years Res
Have more sex! lol All that needs to be said!!!
Being A Slave
Because a slave uses the same soul as the Owner, the Owner develops and "forces" the slave to be used only in those ways that the soul is fulfilled, in actions that are only the result of moral certainty, to accomplish only the Creator's intended purpose, without egotistic pollution from either the slave or the Owner. Destiny is about doing the Creator's work. Faith is accepting that when we do, that same Creator will take care of our needs, so we don't have to. The slave has been responsible for egotistically developing the part that she is of the Owner so that it is prepared to accept its destiny. Make an examination of the feelings that would be normal for someone who is occupying the body, mind, heart, and soul of another. Examine them closely. Determine if you can conclude that those are the same feelings as what you are experiencing. If the same, there is another clue that you are slave. This is probably the most powerful and precise clue about your slavery. The concept, an
2012 The Odyssey
With a New Year starting, I sit and think about life. I think about my souls level and what more needs to be done in that area of growth. I have left a few things and people behind, they would not fit into my new year or to the new person I have become from past things that have occured. I have no room for people who can not forgive, or want to say what someone else does is right and everything I do is wrong. I have no room for people who have done nothing but make me unhappy. I still love these people with all my heart, but I can't have the negativity anymore. I think about my beliefs, and know that it is the best thing for all.If I were not such a spiritual person, I would want to act like they do. It is very hard to keep yourself a level above other souls. It is something that you wake up everyday and work on with all the negative crap that happens. I read a lot of spiritual books and articles. In 2006 I ran across the armeaggdon that is to happen in the world in 2012. Some of you
Directed and produced by Juliusz Machulski. Yes, it's another Polish film. You'll have to read subtitles if you do not understand the language. Sci-Fi comedy set in a futuristic society that developed long after war. Two men volunteer to be cryogenically frozen for the sake of science and are unthawed hundreds of years later by an underground culture of women. Most of which have never seen a man before, because the male gene was extinguished by biological warefare used against them. Now only females are born through test tubes. Fear of radiation keeps them underground so food is made in a lab, and the women take a mysterious pill like clockwork. They wear skimpy clothing with gloves that restrict the sensation of touch, and do not fear being naked around each other. (Yes there are shower scenes.) They study the recently thawed men, and try to decide what to do with them. One, the macho type, the other a studious quiet type. Definitely worth watching!
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Lazarus@ fubar This fool juss rated my default picture an 8...Watch out for this damn loser\\
Jan 3, 2008
January 3, 2008 Quote of the Day "The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being unacceptable." – Paul Tillich
Breath (live)
Breaking Benjamin Lyrics "Breath" I see nothing in your eyes And the more I see the less I like Is it over yet? In my head I know nothing of your kind And I won't reveal your evil mind Is it over yet? I can't win So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find The fire in your eyes I'm going all the way Get away please [Chorus] You take the breath right out of me You left a hole where my heart should be You got to fight just to make it through Cause I will be the death of you This will be all over soon Pour the salt into the open wound Is it over yet? Let me in So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find The fire in your eyes I'm going all the way Go away please [Chorus] You take the breath right out of me You left a hole where my heart should be You got to fight just to make it through Cause I will be the death of you [Bridge] I'm waiting I'm praying Realize Start hating [Ch
Ok, Who Can Explain The Fubar Relationships To Me?
Hey folks, I see folks that have in their handles things like "Fubar Wife" or "Fubar Hubby" and now I want to know a wee bit more about it. Those of you that have done this, what is deal? What does Fubar marriages mean to you? I'm not in any way putting it down. I am just trying to figure out what the deal is. After all, should I be looking for a Fu-Honey?? Well, looking is all well and good, but is there a Fu-Honey that is interested in me? Oh well, its all in fun, right? Hope you all are having a great day @};-
A Step Up
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life
When You Kiss Me By Shania Twain
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ok, what's da deal here?!?! Why all da women I might wanna spend time with, get ta know, maybe date or be with gotta live so far away? Why can't there be someone near me for me? This really sux. How am I sposed ta find a decent woman ta spend time( an maybe more) with if there aren't any near me! Sheesh! If anyone happens ta know any, or maybe a suga-mama for me, lol, send em my way. lmao.
Going To Alabama
So, I'm about a month and a half away from my move down to Alabama and I'd really like to meet some kick ass people to make it fun, like break me in to the area, so im posting this just to inform anyone who may read it and is down that way!
Juggalo Hommies
Do U Know These Facts
Ø Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair Ø The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.. Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Ø The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.. Ø When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.. Ø Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his Wife or mother because they were both deaf. Ø "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language Ø Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." Ø The smallest unit of
What A Night....
I went to karaoke last night....and something happened. I don't know what, but i only had four beers and a shot, and i was DONE!!!! Usually i can drink like a fish, but one of my best friends said "maybe you got drugged" and i was like ok. How do you know if you were drugged? I mean i couldn't hardly walk last night, i was tired by midnight, i barely remembering singing any songs last night. I also did eat a very very big meal before i went there to sing, so you think it could have been that as well? Hell i have no fucking clue what just happened to me. Can you all give me some info on what it's like to be drugged if you ever have been, WHICH I HOPE IS NEVER!!! I just can't believe someone would do this to me, if they did drug me...I'm one of the nicest guys you could possibly meet. What the hell happened to me last night???
New Ideas?
okay? the !! sweet !! the pinewood derby car/ i asked?..anybody have any new designs??????
What Happened One Night...
Ok, to understand this you have to know two things first. 1. In Germany you are only allowed to let your car idle for 1 minute. After that you are supposed to turn it off. 2. This happened in OCT. 2001, when US forces in Germany were still on high alert after 9/11. There was a lot of false sightings and "noises in the woods" calls, so everyone was watching around more than normal. Like all good Army stories, it starts like this: There I was, no scheise (look it up it's German), driving on patrol in an MP vehicle (Chevy Corsica) at night near Frankfurt Germany. As I drove around in circles.....before I got my free doughnuts and nightly nap LOL j/k , I saw a silver in color 2000 Jeep Cherokee running in a parking lot near base with its parking lights on. I didnt notice it much then since it was a US vehicle in a US Housing Area. Later on though, I passed it again and it was still running.. (REFERENCE : 12 hours driving in BIG circles) then I got really curious because now it
Hitman/hitwoman Name
Fire CrotchPeople Iced:FortyCar Bombs Planted:ElevenFavorite WeaponStillettoArms Broken:TwentyEyes Gouged:Twenty FiveTongues Cut Off:TwoBiggest Enemy:Joey Big-LipsGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Um, I was wondering if you could fan me if you haven't. Help me out a little. Please?
Action May Not Bring Happiness...
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action- Benjamin Disraeli So...It's been about a month of heartache and finally tonight i had this overwhelming feeling that things are starting to heal themselves. That I am going through yet another transformation of myself and that in some way I am being reborn again. Lately, i have been looking for anything or anyone to lean upon to give me guidance in a world that lately I have looked at as an unfamilar place and an existance in where I didn't feel I didn't feel I could be apart of any longer. I have been told by a few that my desicions over the past month or two have not necessarly been bad, but have been too quickly judged and jumped into. To some extent I agree... but I have never been one to sit around and let life pass me by allowing for the change for me to ask myself "what if?" So, on a gloomy day, which I have been having many, I decided to look up some insirational quotes to possibly hang aro
Goodbye Because I Love You
Would you leave me because you love me? Because I'm your one and only? Because I make your life complete? Would you leave me then? Would I leave you because I love you? Because I know you love me too? Because you're all that I'm living for? Would I leave you then? I wouldn't leave because I love you. Because I know you love me too. Because you're all I'm living for. I wouldn't leave you then. But, You would leave me because you love me. Because I'm your one and only. Because I make your life complete. Yes, You would leave me then. Written By: Kearra Gurule 12/6/06
New Blaupunkt Portable Speakers...
Read More About: PC Speakers • CES Portable Blaupunkt Speakers Also Plug into Car Velocity 2Go debuts at CES, offering double duty as portable speakers and a car subwoofer. Dan Nystedt, IDG News Service Sunday, January 06, 2008 7:00 AM PST Recommend this story?Yes 0 VotesNo 0 VotesPlease Wait... LAS VEGAS -- Stereo speaker maker Blaupunkt will show off portable speakers that can also double as a powered subwoofer for a car stereo system at the International Consumer Electronics Show here, the company said Saturday. Music devices can be hooked up to the speakers, named Velocity 2Go, through a 3.5-millimeter headphone input jack, the company said. There are also rear-panel RCA inputs for use with a home stereo, preamplifier, TV set, or other audio device. Velocity 2Go's built-in amplifiers are capable of up to 160 watts of power when plugged in or using a standard 12-volt car battery, and 60 watts of power when using eight standard rechargeable AA batteries. Vel
Tech 2008
The Technology Coming to a Gadget Near You By Dan Tynan, PC World Tech gear in 2008 will be cleaner, greener, and more connected than ever. Here's a peek at what's coming around the corner. When it comes to the "next big thing," I'm usually pretty skeptical. (It's from all those years I've spent trying to get gear to work as advertised.) But in 2008, we will see some long-promised technologies--like the connected home, truly smart "smart phones," and environmentally friendly tech--start to bloom. And even if they don't live up to all the hype, they'll make life a lot more interesting. In 2008 you'll see more devices connecting to the Internet and to one another. Expect your next portable media player to have a browser and Wi-Fi built in, à la the iPod Touch or the Archos 605, says analyst Rob Enderle, principal for The Enderle Group. "If a gadget needs to grab data from somewhere and doesn't have an Internet connection, you're using last year's model," he adds. _______________
Faces that make relatives not want to talk to you Having to tolerate family on Christmas time is easy to get around. All you have to do is practice. When you make eye contact with one of your extended family, briefly motion them to fuck off. If the look is subtle enough, they won't know what's going on and turn away. Your disinterest will register in their brain subconsciously. This'll make them feel like it's their fault. That way they keep sending you checks every season. Bad. Too tired. Old people love asking young people "What's wrong?" Bad. Too angry. They'll think you're joking. Bad. Too dumb. Everyone will wanna talk to you because you look like the kind of guy who will laugh really loud at every pathetic joke they'll say. Bad. Having a triangular face is bad news. Instead of giving you money for Christmas, your grandpa will buy you a razor protractor. Bad. Too thoughtful. Gazing blankly attracts all the blowhard old people who ask what you're think
Xbox To Become Center Of Digital Home
Xbox Becoming Centerpiece Of The Digital Living Room In a fierce competition with Sony's PlayStation 3 and Nintendo's Wii, Microsoft said it needed something new to set it apart. By J. Nicholas Hoover InformationWeek January 7, 2008 01:00 PM Think the Xbox is just for games? Think again. Microsoft (NSDQ: MSFT) announced at the Consumer Electronics Show on Sunday that the Xbox 360 is about to become your set top box and one-stop shopping for digital downloads. During a keynote address on Sunday night, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates and Microsoft entertainment and device division president Robbie Bach announced that British Telecom would soon be offering consumers the choice of using their Xbox 360 as a set-top box for IPTV. Whispers of such a development were heard as early as last July's Financial Analyst Meeting, though details and confirmation were scarce at that time. Microsoft also said that the Xbox would bolster its position in the digital downloads game, ann
I am getting tired of having such an empty list of friends...not sure why so many want to add me in the first place! Well for any who still read my blogs that I posted...I cleaned my list....and am going to do it again I am afraid! I have met some really cool people here but have also met some that aren't...all in all seems I will become more of a the friends that love to keep in touch and take their time in getting to know me...much love to u! Anyways seems I need to get packed and get on the trying for a second time to test for my license...if i pass and get the higher class that I am seeking, I will get the promotion I want!!!! and if so...I have a date with a certain bike!!!! gonna see the mountains yet!!!! If ya'll want leave me sweet love and msg me! let me know u still out there!!! Light and Love Always, Paulette
Sandy Denny: The Northstar Grassman & The Ravens
Pink Floyd: Saucerful Of Secrets
Robert Frost - The Road Not Taken
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5 Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, 10 And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. 15 I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. 20
The Certificates are located here In this Album
Friendship . . . . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your
Haircut Request
When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. "Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear." The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that." The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"
I Am Just A Lonesome Cowboy
I am just a lonesome cowboy And I'm travelling all alone I ain't even got a nickel To call my baby on the phone Just beyond the mountain lies a city And I hear it calling me Saddle up and ride you lonesome cowboy Here is where you'll find your destiny In my dreams the lights shine bright and pretty Near to me and yet so far Will I always be a lonesome cowboy Am I only reaching for a star Ride. Ride, ride, ride along cowboy Sing, sing, sing, sing a song cowboy Will I ever leave this lonesome valley Really see the lights that shine Gotta find what lies beyond the mountain Gotta rope and tie that dream of mine I am just a lonesome cowboy And I'm travelling all alone If you don't call me baby Then I'm never coming home
Do I Say It Enough?
Just in Case – if I do not say it… What do you say when you think “I love you” is not powerful enough to convey what you truly feel for the person receiving the words? How many times is too many to say “I Love you?” One, One Hundred, or One Thousand? Are there never enough times to remind the one(s) we love that we do love them? Well, after much deliberation, I must tell you that “I love you!” Not just a little, but bunches and bunches, and it just seems to be growing. I sometimes find myself sitting, and staring off into space, I know I know, me spacing out, what a ridiculous statement; but for many that know me, very rarely can see inside these hazel, sometimes green, and even more rare, blue eyes of mine. The love that I have inside me, does not feel pressured, pushed, or even worries me that I have this for you. It feels as if the love I do have for you; that it has been here my whole life, no memory of it forming, no memory of it taking shape, as if I have always
My heart beat quckening as you stroak your palm on my thigh my breath faster and deeper as you kiss me and all I want is for you to touch me, sure but I beg you to stop before Im screaming back for more SO wet I am before you take me away theres too many emotional feelings which always persuades me to stay and all I want is to feel you inside again give me all the things that I want I just want to see your eyes looking back at me I thought Id given up on this I wish I had you kiss my neck once again all I want is to hear the words "I love you" I wish I wasnt a stupid little girl but I just want my fantasy my fairytale to come true.
Im Sick....
I really hate being throat is killing me...and im getting sick of hot tea (no matter how good it taste) my friend says im sick cause college football season i over lol and cause USC didnt go to the championship game lol..hes a freaking nerd...snyways...this is how i am enjoying my days off...staying in my pajamas, curling up in my blankets, drinking tea, sleeping or reading some huh?? Good way to start off the new year so far....hmmm...oh also if you read my last blog then i should let you know i solved the issue...IM SINGLE!!! lol yeah good stuff....when you cheat you dont deserve 2nd chances, he thought he did but he was mistaken, I dont like to play im on the prowl again....ready for some action so to speak lol.... its a new year and im ready for some new adventures.....
Greek/Roman The recent Disney animated feature Hercules got it wrong: Hades did not buy souls and he was not regarded as evil as Christians, Muslims, and Jews regard Satan as evil. Greeks feared him simply because he brought death, an inevitable consequence of being born. Hades ("the unseen") was part of the Olympian family of gods that included Zeus, Poseidon, Hera, Demeter, and Hestia. Following the coup d'etat that deposed the pedophage Kronos, the male gods divided the universe among themselves, giving the sky to Zeus, the sea to Poseidon, and the underworld to Hades. (The earth, itself, was to be shared.) The place where souls went after death came to be known by the name of the god. To distinguish him, the Greeks called him Polydegmon, "the one who receives many guests" because of the steady stream of departed spirits who crossed the River Styx to abide in his sepulchral hostel. He allowed no one to leave his realm (though Sisysphus contrived to escape returning to the
Glitch Could Cause Some Tv's To Go Blank In 2009
WASHINGTON - Owners of thousands of small television stations that reach rural populations or specialize in community affairs and minority programming are worried the digital transition is going to leave their audiences watching a blank screen. It's all because of a little-noticed exemption in the congressionally ordered, nationwide migration of the television industry to digital broadcasting. On Feb. 17, 2009, owners of full-power television stations will turn off their old-technology analog signals and broadcast in digital only. Viewers who receive their signals through an antenna who don't have a digital-ready TV will have to buy a converter box. But here's the wrinkle: the mandate to go digital applies only to the roughly 1,760 "full-power" stations in the U.S. There are more than 2,900 low-power television stations and about 4,400 signal-relay stations known as "translators" that will not be required to go digital by the deadline. Those low-power stations provide servi
The Rain
I open my window to the rain splashing upon the window pane. i look down to see the raindrops dancing in a puddle of reflective light on the street i feel the breeze brush along my face as a gentle hand to wipe away my tears. but it is raining so no one can really tell the difference of the saddened fallen tear or the happy dancing raindrop upon my face. do you think hte raindrops know they're happy? i hide behind my window as i watch them fall gently wherever the wind pushes them Some down to the happy lil' dancing puddle on the street, some to my window glass, sliding down so slowly and gently like a lovers touch. i like the rain. it cleanses and refreshes the world around us like the tears do with our souls.
Nsfw Kiss My Fatness Where The Sun Does Not Shine
I HAD ANOTHER person on my friends list mark one of my pictures not safe for work.. i wish wich ever one of you fart knockers is doing it would block me and get off of my friggen list on your own. KISS MY FUCKING FAT ASS!!!
Feb 2007. A Surgical Update.
28th February 2007 It is time for an update. So here we are 44 weeks after surgery and now 100% again. It helped having a holiday in Goa two weeks ago and a holiday I will never forget. It was the best one ever had, everything just went like clockwork. I had many Indian Head Massages from people who knew what they were doing that is. One was a barber and the experience in the barber's chair was the closest anyone could say they came to making love legally in public with a perfect stranger. It was uplifting. The beach massage left me floating and the masseur had been fully trained in Bombay. So not only did he have the gift of the third eye he also knew all about the Chakras, meridians, how to do reflexology and how to massage a head avoiding the areas that needed avoiding without being asked. He was wonderful. All the head massages certainly cleared any last remaining gunge that lurked, because prior to going to India my head was exploding due to the High Atmospheric Pressur
What Love Is Not
love is not the result of a thunderbolt crashing down on you, rendering you speachless and wilting you by the magnitude of the love energy. It is not a purely physical attraction that makes one feel so in love. No, ita a multitude of little things that constitute that feeling of romantic love Wayne Dyer This guy is my hero!!
Steppenwolf: Snowblind Friend
Rates For Fubucks?
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011008 Homer Simpson Quote
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Giveaway Update!
I now have until 01/12/08, to get 10,584 more comments and rates! Please help if you are willing!
True Friendship. Lol
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Have a great day
This Time
This time i cant wipe the tears away, you had to go away. This time i cant kiss your hurt away. This time I cant pick you up when you have fallen, even though I can hear you calling. This time I had to close the door. This time is the end I cannot mend your broken heart, we knew it from the start. This time I cant chase away your fears, cause you are not here. It is so hard but now I am so scarred. I tried to guide you, If you only knew, The pain you have caused. You had to grow up, you couldnt climb to the top. This time i couldnt be there. I wish upon a star you are so far. I fall to my knees as i say a prayer. This time the pain is so deep, can't you hear me weep. This time I had to close the door, i had to end this war. in my mind i couldnt find, I was so blind. This time i had to say goodbye. tried not to cry, but i can only wonder why. This time i cant wipe your tears away, cant kiss the hurt away, cant stop the pain or make the rain stop. This
i don't know what makes me tick on a daily basis, i don't know what mkaes me happy, i don't know what i'm good at, i don't know what i have to offer the human race. I can only state that im 27 and am stuck in a rut in my life. I only know that i need to get on the ball and find myself. I have no friends that live near me, the have all move on to bigger and better things. I also wondeirng what i have to offer a women, i know i ahve a good heart and a good head on my shoulder, but i aslo seem to fuck up in the end. There are many things i do wrong , but i do some right things along the way as well. these are just random thought of mine, so look into them as you wish. I don't have anyone to really vent to these day, so i bottle up everything that is throw my way and sometimes i don't know what to do with them. Well good day to everyone
One of the characteristics of psychopaths is their ability and willingness to deceive others - they are pathological liars who think nothing of manipulating and deceiving others for their own gain or drama. This pathological lying, coupled with superficial charm and inability to feel guilt or remorse, makes a psychopath a particularly dangerous and unpleasant individual. Yes, It can be someone you've known for twenty years or more...who were like family to you. Psychopaths who become obsessively vindictive are literally insane people. OMG, What makes people so vindictive and hate filled? What happens when someone over dramatizes that they've been victimized and yet can not accept responsibility for their own actions? Such as playing the upper hand for two years and seeking revenge on a person. They've turned a blind eye to their own actions and can't change what they've done Time to move on... Quit whining about it..... now that you can't get even........ Revenge was
We All Matter !!!
In the end, we all matter. In the end, we all share one common thread a gift that God gives us in our beginning ...Feelings. Some of us as is everything else in life; are better in our usages of our feelings than others are. It could also be said that some people simply refuse to share their feelings, or are simply unaware on how to do such a thing. The power of such a small word, a seven-letter word. Its strength can both build a community and destroy a nation. I remember reading a BLOG that said JUST LEAVE,the blogs subject matter was written in response to a prior blog by a different fubar author with the topic" I am leaving fubar". Ok now you want the honest CJ so I will give it to you honestly. I was laughing. I had not yet read the person that was leaving; I was reading the one that was sick of reading the whys ... I remember laughing at the blog, the angry blogger and the people involved in the drama. I had no friends and not a care in the world on fubar. I was free to do as
Enough! Damn!
Ya know this is just fucking old same shit on here the whining bitching moaning oh he blocked me deleted me blah blah blah same old shit different person it comes down to a little fucking thing called respect hell if you dont like someone why the fuck do you add them? better yet if you arent going to talk to them or at least return a fucking rating again why add them? im so sick of the so called legends "not all just most" who wont even give you a simple comment back on your page. fucking point whores i swear..... another thing the mumms wtf is so hard about what it stands for make up my mind its not a place for videos or stash items cry about how bad your day is in the bulletins or blogs lol like this i guess oh well just ranting yeah its marked nsfw since the last fucktard marked me one for saying bitch in it... fucking childish i thought this was a fucking bar meaning adults.....
Russian Progress Launch Moved Up; Atlantis Retargeted For Feb. 7; Station Spacewalk On Tap
Russian space managers have agreed to move up the launch of an unmanned Progress supply ship to the International Space Station by two days to Feb. 5, clearing the way for NASA to retarget launch of the shuttle Atlantis on a twice-delayed space station assembly mission for Feb. 7. Image Above: A Russian M1-10 rocket will launch an unmanned Progress supply ship to the ISS from Baikonur launch pad in Kazakhstan in Feb 5th. Image Above: Russian unmanned Progress supply ship on approach to dock with the ISS Image Above: Expedition 16 Commander Peggy Whitson, at left, and Flight Engineer Dan Tani work in the Inter National Space Stations Destiny laboratory. Also part of the Expedition 16 crew is Russian Cosmonaut Yuri Malenchenko (not shown). Image credit: NASA TV Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton 1-12-08 NASA managers made the decision Thursday
My Life
Michelle, My life began when we met online, And will not end until we part. Hearing your voice keeps me alive, Until we meet again. Mere thoughts of you lift my spirits, Drawing me into a world of love and laughter. Truly meant for each other, Not a fantasy nor distortion of reality, But a gift from above. Love means exposing yourself to another, Being vulnerable and helpless. Our love is a breath of fresh mountain air, Effortlessly giving, expanding slowly and patiently, A constant flow of passion. Our shadows blend slowly into one another, Forming a bond of pure friendship. Unselfish commitment for the purpose, Filling life with a sense of completeness. Tomorrow means so much, Because I have you today. I can’t imagine my life without you. All of my love, Forever, Michael
Slideshow By Lovemeforwhoiam
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Im Sleepy...
...God im going to die today....just like that...imgoing to sleep now... wat a ugly day!!!!.....fog fog fog....just like in my mind....
A Man's Guide To Surviving Valentine's Day
***A MAN'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING VALENTINE'S DAY* *By Robert Kirby, The Salt Lake Tribune, The following is a basic guide to Valentine's Day survival for men, STEP ONE: The minimum requirement is to let the woman know you care. The least expensive way is to look at her -- preferably somewhere on her face -- and say, "I love you, [her name here]." If you forget her name, don't bother with the rest of the steps. You're dead. STEP TWO: A Valentine card is an acceptable nonverbal token of appreciation. Best of all, it's cheap. Good Valentines are pink with lots of lace and have cute words such as "I'll love my sugar bunny forever and ever and ever and ... " Bad Valentine cards say, "Good for one free quart of motor oil." STEP THREE: Candy. For some scientific reason that makes no sense, women regard chocolate the same way men view beer. While a handful of M&Ms is OK, women tend to expect something a bit nicer. Wrapped for starters. STEP FOUR: Jewellery. A bi
Shitty Shirt Pictures....
you know, i maybe sick right now. I maybe passed out in my bed not feeling good, but to know that you went to my pictures and gave them some love. That would be awesome, cause i always love reading what you have to say about my pictures. Sometimes a comment can go a LONG WAY to making a person feel a lot better :D
Skills Wrap Up 2006
Broken Hearts & Dim Stars!
how is everyone? i personally am bored as hell and am waiting for Paranormal State to start. i know it's going to freak me out but i like the show lol. p.s. thanks sweetlilangel!
Fat Bitch
"Fat Bitch!"? That's all you got? I eat "fat bitch" like a cookie, the crunchy sweetness satisfying all the way down... with a nice sugar buzz when it hits my bloodstream. Yeah, I'm a fat bitch, alright. I won't get out of your way. I won't change myself to make you feel better. I won't take your shit. And I most assuredly won't feel ashamed. I'm a fat bitch who holds her head high and knows who I am and is not intimidated by some small-minded bully trying to intimidate with hate and ignorance. I'm a fat bitch who eats what she likes and makes love when she wants and lives and loves OUT LOUD. I'm a fat bitch who won't shut up or get out of your way. "Fat Bitch!"? Why thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not here to please you. Your opinion of me is not my concern. This fat bitch is here to live MY life on MY terms. Fat Bitch, indeed. Kathy Barron, copyright 2006
Ripping Pictures
Ok, I seriously DO NOT mind having stuff ripped, otherwise i would block rips. But ya know, if you liked it enough to rip it, at least rate it first, that's common courtesy. I get sick of people coming to my profile, ripping pictures, and not even bothering to rate them.
Love Cannot Be Bound
Love cannot be bound to one person. people like us need to share our love with all those we care about OR WE WILL DIE."TO BE HAPPY IS TO BE LOVED."
Does God See Color??
Does God See Color? Does God see color? Some say He doesn’t, And therefore, we should all be color-blind; Yet, His creation has a vast rainbow Of people of color of every kind. Was it always this way? Back in the day, The world was one race that spoke the same words, But by divine design, we grew apart, And throughout the world, we scattered like birds. Through the years, the world’s people multiplied, And our once-common language disappeared; Isolated in our clans and cultures, We learned that differences should be feared. Our differences have many aspects, Such as gender, creed or religious sect; In this day and age, the hue of one’s skin Is the difference that we least respect. It is the most visible difference; This makes it the easiest to assume Whatever stereotypes we adopt When someone “different” enters the room. It colors our very first impressions And governs the tone of our reactions, Giving each person more of a reason To distrust all
New Soul Train List Updated Today Total Passengers Are 77
A Must See Video..
Good Morning. I had a huge morning letter just waiting to be written in my mind on how government is interfering in Baseball as we know it today and how can we can ourselves not a communist country when government is controlling sports… But I was stopped dead in my tracks. Two things did that. The hard felt need to reply to a questionnaire sent by a marvelous email bud and then another sent by an equally marvelous bud. I say buds because in this day and age Harems are not legal in 49 states. So if you are called a bud, a friend or heavens just receiving anything from me, you are thought to be good as gold and will always… Always share a special place in my heart. That is who I am… plane and simple you can thank my mother for that god rest her soul in forever peace. Naturally everyone has received a get to know your buddy, friend email partners in crime and most of use have done them or looked laughed and deleted them… I admit I have done all of the above, but always feel compelled to s
Best Family!!!!
Come Join the Fu-Bombers !!! Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? Since joining the FU-Bombers, I have leveled key values of fam. I have also become very close with some of family members. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request and be one with the best bombing family around. Here is the link to the family website. What is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments. Click The Picture For Link To Main Page Of the Fu-Bomber Family
New Pics
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Mitt Romney Defends Against Allegations Of Tolerance
Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance
Lent Approacheth
So, erm, it's less than three weeks until the Christian tradition of Lent, in which to mark the time Christ spent in the desert being tempted prior to his ministry, some Christians give up some chocolate or something. For the past few years I've drawn up a big list of stuff I give up, mainly of the food variety, which not only does me a bit of good on the self-denial front and hopefully lets me focus a bit on religious stuff, but has also seen me usually drop a stone every year. Mmmmmm, slim kins.... Anyway, I mention it only to draw attention to the fact that I quit social use of the internet over the same period, esp. "Social Networking" sites. So, urm, I'm not gonna be about after a couple of weeks ... if anyone cares...
Stream Of Life...
Im Out Of Comments Help Me
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The King's Highway
Once upon a time, a king had a great highway built for the people who lived in his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many of his subjects as desired to participate. The challenge was to see who could travel the highway the best, and the winner was to receive a box of gold. On the day of the contest, all the people came. Some of them had fine chariots, some had fine clothing and fancy food to make the trip a luxurious journey. Some wore their sturdiest shoes and ran along the highway on their feet to show their skill. All day they traveled the highway, and each one, when he arrived at the end, complained to the king about a large pile of rocks and debris that had been left almost blocking the road at one point, and that got in their way and hindered their travel. At the end of the day, a lone traveler crossed the finish line warily and walked over to the king. He was tired and dirty, but he a
I Need Some Help
You Might Be....
You Might Be a Member of the Taliban if... 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 9. You own a $1000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 8. You have more wives than teeth. 7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. 4. You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my a$$ look fat?" 3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 2. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
Gather round children, pull up a seat by the fire and get comfortable, because Uncle Scott is going to tell you a story.... Understand, this is not a happy story, and the moral it conveys may shock the sensibilities of those less steeled to the realities of our existance, but it is a story nonetheless and by definition, stories must be told... Tonight's story concerns a group of odd creatures that inhabit this planet called earth; creatures that move about us all and, often times, go unnoticed by the majority of us. There are people who talk in the little picture boxes who would tell you that these creatures are just the same as you and I, and that we are no better than they. Now, don't be fooled children, these creatures are a dangerous lot, and they lay in wait for any opportunity to perform their nefarious purposes. I speak, of course, of the Americanus Forensis Solvo Agri Nitwiticus, or North American Free Range Nitwit, thought by many to be endangered and therefore
Should I Be Happy ???
i was 385pounds now i am 355pounds i want to be at or under 300 pounds thats my goal but why am i not happy with me losing 30pounds ? i havent been 355pounds in 2years whats wrong with me ???comments
The Journey By Train.
In life ,it is as if we are all on a slow moving train, going towards tomorrow... there is But One Ticket Master and He decides when we can get off, and go Home...Being IN Love Is , very much the same... we meet someone and begin our ride into what may be... if we are lucky, Our station comes in to view and we disembark with that special someone and settle down into our own world filled with ups and downs and trials and tribulations BUT with Love helping us to keep smiling and growing becoming one with every moment we share ...the good times and the bad , for the love is strong enought to carry us thru to the new day and help us enjoy all that we share along the way... I even thought , maybe Foolishly , But I thought my station was around the next bend ... it now seems I may have been blinded by wanting to find it and thought it was there when it is still somewhere down the tract... SO HERE I AM AGAIN , ONCE MORE LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO SHARE THE RIDE AND HOPING WE FI
He Wantsa Raise. Here Are The Arguments.
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. Yo
Dishes ( Lol )
He watched her, so sexy & beautiful, as she moved around the kitchen, wearing nothing but one of his old t-shirts and a skimpy pair of panties... He could feel the desire building as he watched her from the sofa. Finally she stopped at the sink to wash a few dishes. He got up, walked to her and slipped his arms around her waist and kissed the side of her neck “MMM ‘she said as she leaned her head back on his shoulder “I’ll be done in a minute” “That’s ok. Don’t mind me “he replied as he gently sucked her ear lobe causing her to shiver, he slid his hands up to cup her breasts, his thumbs caressing her nipples through the fabric and smiled as they became stiff peaks. “You aren’t gonna let me finish the dishes are you?” she asked playfully “Told you don’t mind me you go ahead’ he whispered in her ear. He slid one hand down over her stomach, under the hem of the t-shirt into her panties, while moving his mouth to the other side of his neck nibbling & kissing. He pressed his knee between h
Rip Steven-love And Prayers Dave-repost
It is with great sadness, that i have to tell you that Steven passed away at 6.10 pm GMT. It was very quick and he didnt suffer at all. As people know Steven has battled against Cancer, he had caught a very bed chest infection which got the better of him tonight. We can be grateful in a way that steven will be sufferihg no more. I want to thank everybody for the love and prayers they have shown lately Thank you for the bottom of my heart Dave DAVE LOVE AND PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU FRIEND AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE FOR YOU imikimi - Customize Your World STOP BY AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR OUR GREAT FRIEND DAVE -Crazydave FU Owned by Summer - Brit Bomber 6@ fubar
Loving You
running my hand along her thigh nibbling at her ear, she writhes in my arms, as the thought of you floods my mind. stolen kisses, complete darkness, finding each other by feel, knowing where the other is in our hearts. completing one another, filling the voids. existing to love loving to exist.
light after darkness light after darkness gain after loss crown after cross sweet after bitter song after fears home after wondering praise after tears sheaves after sowing sun after rain light after mystery peace after pain joy after sorrow calm after blast rest after weariness sweet rest at last near after distant gleam after gloom love after loneliness life after tomb after long agony rapture of bliss right was the pathway leading to this
A Poem A Friend Sent To Me
An original poem written by Robert > > > Beauty within your heart > > > > > > Close your eyes, touch your heart > > > Do you feel the beat of my heart > > > For within your heart it resides > > > Just a starting point of my love > > > > > > Your beauty goes beyond looks alone > > > It has a lasting foundation within > > > It is the fondness of your words > > > The sweetness and caring of your gaze > > > The fondness of your words > > > The warmth and passion of your smile > > > All this and more makes your heart > > > So special to me > > > > > > Take my heart and we will begin > > > A wonderful journey together > > > My heart has been taken by yours > > > Once they were two, now merged into one > > > Always and forever, a heartbeat for all time
Poem Don Wrote Me
Don wrote this for me. It is the most beautiful poem I have read. Thanks sweetheart When I lay in bed after a long day I think, I fear and I pray She will always be ok She is my friend She is my dear friend She is my sweet friend She is my best friend My friend yes so true But she is my sweetheart too She is so shy and very coy To just kiss her is pure joy She's a thief in the night She stole my heart But that's all right She's my friend That is for sure And that friendship will forever endure
A Deepening Sorrow
Times are hard for everyone and I just keep thinking things will get better but they aren't. Due to health reasons I had to move back home with my folks. Things were fine and then my sister and her two kids moved in. She wont work to support her kids and my parents slaeries take care of all the expenses, 2 kids and two grown adults. I want to work but the doctors say I can't. She's able and wont. Now mom has lost her job and unemployment only last for so long. My disability is delayed and they cut off my funds. So now my dads check supports us all. Last night I cried myself to sleep and my lupus flaired up for the first time in weeks. My love life sucks and it used to be good. I would never do it basically cause I know folks who would kill me if I tried, but haven't you ever just though about ending it all, just because you thought it would help? That's how I feel today, like maybe if I just end my life, my family will be ok. NO I wont do it and this isn't for attention
Rules For Tha Flamming Hearts
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless it's for a memeber of the Flamming Heart and it does not interfere with us leveling. 4) All newbies will go through Latina69. No exceptions. Always send new recruits to her. If she is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find an Enforcer. They are here to help you out! If one is not avaible you can then look for managment. 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling p
Kind Of Dog I Would Be:
ADAPTABLE The adaptable dog is easy to handle and cooperative. His submissive nature will have him continually looking to his master for leadership. This pup is easy to train, reliable with children, and though he lacks self confidence makes a high quality family pet. He is usually less extroverted than an outgoing pup but his demeanor is gentle and affectionate. • Pug • Basenji • Boston Terrier • Bulldog • Lhasa Apso • Welsh Corgi • Scottish Terrier
These Guys Never Had Toy Cars As Kids And They"re Makeing Up For It Now
Thought Everyone Could Use A Good Laugh..
How Do You Catch a Unique Wabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Wabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13.! What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Righ
The Writer's Strike Continues.. But Who Is The Real Losers?
Good Morning and Hello there from Snowy Michigan. Where today many, many schools are closed. How ya doing? I am good, finally over the Packers lack luster showing, YUCK!!!! Ok, I am better…I think. You know I was thinking last night while I waited to see the next weeks previews of medium and was surprised when it was announced that medium will be on again in four weeks. I should not have been surprised due to the writers strike being in it’s 4 or 5th month and who knows perhaps even longer. Then it hit me. You know, I have found other things to do to occupy my time instead of watching TV at night and I think others have if they are not beginning to already do so. I think the real test will be if and when they resolve this writers strike, will the people come back to watching and how quick will they be turned off if when the writers do start putting together shows that are sub par or less entertaining will the people just be gone totally? My thoughts are this. I think we will have a q
Be assured It is no glamorous thing Dirt and sweat Blood and tears Ammo and camouflage Bullets and blood Tears and pain Danger and death These are the makings Of a hero A hero does not boast or brag He is strong and silent He works swiftly and with skill Amidst turmoil With bullets flying all around him He looks past the danger
This War Is Real
Muslims, terrorist and the USA: A different spin on Iraq Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it. Our country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII). The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means. First, let's examine a few basics: 1. When did the threat to us start? Many will say September 11, 2001. The answer as far as the United States is concerned is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us: * Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979; * Beirut , Lebanon Embassy 1983; * Beirut , Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983; * Lockerbie , Scotland Pan-Am flight to New York 1988; * First New York World Trade Center attack 1993; * Dhahran , Saudi Arabia Khobar To
Thanks For Your Time
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it," Mom told
Vip/blast/happyhour Me
If you aren not already on my fmaily and want to be, please buy me a VIP or a Blast, or Happy Hour and I will gladly add you. Thanks
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Michael Edwin Pettrey (April 21, 1973 - January 20, 2008) Sign Guest Book | Send Private Condolences Michael Edwin Pettrey, 34 of Princeton died Sunday, January 20, 2008. Born April 21, 1973 in Princeton. He was the son of Sandra and Wayne Hylton and Reverend Eddie and Penny Pettrey all of Princeton. Michael loved to play a guitar and sing which he was very talented. He was preceded in death by paternal grandparents, Oliver and Muriel Pettrey and maternal grandfathers, Opie Thomas and Victor “Pepaw” Argabright. Survivors in addition to his parents include Two Sisters Annette Inscore and husband Earl of King, NC Olivia Jones and husband Harold of Princeton. One Brother Jeffrey Pettrey and friend Pam Hagy of Princeton. Fiancé Robin Justice of Princeton Nephews EW and Eddie Inscore and Derek Roope Nieces Kiera Roope, Emily Coleman and Hannah Jones. A host of aunts, uncles and cousins who loved him and will miss him very much. Funeral services will be held 7:00 PM on Thursday, Ja
From The Mind Of Timothy Leary
"I gave way to delight, as mystics have for centuries when they peeked through the curtains and discovered that this world- so manifestly real was actually a tiny stage set constructed by the mind. We discover abruptly that everything we accept as reality is just social fabrications. - Timothy Leary, 1966
Special Kisses
Greeting you seduction in my eyes, walking towards you licking my lips, Kissing you Oh God Baby electricity as our tongues entwine, Moving my mouth slowly down your neck letting my tongue leave a wet trail down your neck my breath so hot on your skin, Looking into your eyes as I allow my mouth to move down your chest, Your breathing harder baby and your heart is pounding, I am lowering myself to my knees now baby, Do you want it baby? those kisses that take you to the edge, Moans escape your lips as I work my way down your tummy, Allowing my tongue to sensually lick down your happy trail, Do you want it baby? These hot lips so anxious to please you, I have reached your pants baby, Is it okay for me to continue? You let your hands answer as you run your fingers through my hair, Now the seduction really begins as I unzip your pants with my teeth, Sliding them down from your hips your male hardness finally free, Licking it all over baby I want to pl
Carnival: Read More About It
CARNIVAL: READ MORE ABOUT IT One of the best things about Carnival is that it can be appreciated on so many different levels. There are of course the street parties and the parades to enjoy, but there are also volumes of cultural history that have been written about the celebration and its origins, which can be studied and enjoyed. Here are some Carnival works to consider. BOOKS IN WIDESPREAD CIRCULATION: Mardi Gras New Orleans Henri Schindler Flammarion 1997 Mardi Gras Treasures: Invitations of the Golden Age Mardi Gras Treasures: Float Designs of the Golden Age Mardi Gras Treasures: Costume Designs of the Golden Age Mardi Gras Treasures: Jewelry of the Golden Age Henri Schindler Pelican Publishing
A Heart Of Stone
A heart should not be made to hide from all its many pains or kept well under lock and key to come out only when it rains. A heart should not be hardened or hid behind a wall for hearts of gold to wither would be the death of all. I once gave all I could give to those who came my way now I'm faced with all this anger that makes this heart of stone today....
The Questions Haunting Me
Well I've lived my life ashamed of who I am, and I've tried so hard to make people understand that before my life gets better, I have to believe in who I am and what i can be. So many people tell me that I can succeed If I just try and maybe just believe. That i can be and do almost anything, than my soul will be at ease. Yet the thought of success kinda frightens me, I'm afraid of what I will become, will I still be, the person I am now or will I become someone that I don't want to be. Will people befriend me cuz they need a friend, or will it be more users in the end. One thing I know is I must accomplish one big goal, before this life kills me and I'm dead. When I die will I have been someone to anyone, who really cares about me for me. Or will I die never knowing true love at all, these are questions haunting me
It Strikes Again!
Once again, I was amazed by the stupidity of people. I went out today to buy smokes at a tobacco shop in Kentucky (they're much cheaper there), and while I was inside, making my purchase, something happens. No, not inside the store, but outside. I go back out to leave, and to my surprise, I'm stuck in my parking space. Why? Because some idiot can't park. Rather than take a few extra seconds to back up and pull into the space properly, they decide to leave their truck where it sits. Now, they've pulled into the space in such a way that they almost hit my car as it is... less than 4 inches between their front bumper and the side of my car, and if that's not bad enough, they're a good 4 feet away from the front of the parking space. I was nice. I approached the passenger in the truck and asked if they could please back up their vehicle so that I could get my car out and be on my way. I was told to mind my own damn business and wait. Meanwhile, driver of said vehicle is inside the stor
Releasing Splinters
You can keep pushing me down, but all I'm going to do is brush that dirt off and keep standing and get stronger. Nothing you say really suprises me. I've been through almost all you can put me through. I know you think you can blind me with the mud, but it'll wash off as soon as it rains.
Take Flight!
Once you've tasted flight, You'll forever walk the earth With eyes turned skyward, For there you're been and There you'll always long to Return Da Vinci
Staying -
Chicken Recipe
Good Chicken Recipe Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that! When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me who just aren't sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. roasting chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with Stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's behind blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And you thought I couldn't cook.
Generation Gap
Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Steam appears as I run the hot tap, water ripples as it flows to the top. There’s a bottle of bubble bath on the shelf which I gently pour under the water while it runs. I watch the water get higher and swish it around to even the temperature. My clothes lay on the floor and I dip my feet in, the heat catches my toes and they go all red and stiff. I sit in the bath and let the water rush over me leaving my body feeling hot. Laying there I close my eyes and start to think erotic thoughts, my hands feel around my body as I let water roam free. With my eyes closed I listen to my heart beat which is strong and loud, my body tingles and feels heavy, I feel myself being taken somewhere else. I’m wearing a black dress, and perfume that simulates every sense and fibre of his well being, I could sense his desires were welling up like a volcano, desires which seemed to of been there for a millennium. I could see he wanted me, he wanted to kiss me, he wanted to touch me like I’d never been to
Need Washing??
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child, came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice s so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, 'Mom let's run through the rain,' she said. 'What?' Mom asked. 'Lets run through the rain!' She repeated. 'No, honey. We'll wait until it slows d
Snuffed out in Pasadena Sitting at my desk, staring at the screen, typing out the next great article that will keep the readers drooling for more, I realized that I have lost one of the most important parts of my creative toolbox. Four weeks or so ago, I smoked my last cigarette. WTF was I thinking? I quit for something like five different reasons, the main one being that Maryland raised the tax on a pack of cigarettes by a dollar. A pack will cost you just about five dollar now. Common sense and my absolute hate for the liberal government of this state, was motivation enough to put the lighter down. Cigarettes now cost about as much as they do in NYC and we just aren’t quite chic enough to pull of that kind of price. Quite honestly, the state government here is just trying to make the people of this state do what they feel is right by taxing the smokers out of making the habit affordable. Its f*ing ridiculous. One of the reasons they give was to recoup funds the state paid out i
Every day Fubar brings me a little a little joy somewhere along the line, this morning it came early and to my shoutbox. Meet Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man as he likes to be called it seems. Anyway I have never spoken to Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man or his wife, but I must have touched a nerve or two I think as that’s quite a bold and stinging statement to issue on a whim. So I thought I would take a look at Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man and see if I could work out why I had managed to anger him so much. shoutbox message “You and your camel fucking jackass of a friend are both a hacker’s dream. I think it will be funny when you piss off the wrong person and they fry your shit so you carn’t get online and talk shit while hiding behi
Next To Gullible In The Dictionary Is Your Picture
I don't fucking get it. The whole online love/dating thing. I've never understood it. How is it possible to develop feelings for a person you've never met, seen, touched, laughed with, experienced life with??? How? I'm talking serious "I wanna marry this person" love/feelings. You're not in love with that person. You're in love with the IDEA of that person. In my experience, a majority of people I've met online are wearing a facade, a mask, if you will. They can tell you whatever the hell they want and you would never be the wiser. Online, people are sharks and vultures. The sharks prey on the weak and the vultures swoop in to take advantage of the aftermath which in hindsight turns them into sharks. To open yourself up and your heart to someone 500 miles away is a tragedy waiting to happen. Don't be so gullible. People are awsome actors and some deserve a fucking OSCAR nomination. So before you express your e-love for your e-boyfriend and have an e-wedding and have your e-chi
The Law
shouldnt the law be change that unlawful doings ie murder stealing etc are only unlawful if caught? if you dont get caught then it wasnt illegal
Lost Cherry Scroll
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1’s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your ratin
To some i am a Best friend. to some im only a friend, and to some im no one. just because i wont let them add me for the points or because i couldnt help with things. i dont need the craziness in my life. i tried ive to give all of my true friends as much attention as i could in the last few weeks, but some dont see it that way. Im tired of all the all the drama from people who bellyache because i wont add them or because i couldnt or wont help them. I have enough going on in my life with my health and with hte health of my family. im tired of friends who only talk to me when ever they want help leveling up or to get a vip or etc etc but when it comes to them helping me they are no where to be found..... now this isnt directed at anyone person... if it pisses you off so be it... That means your not a true friend. If you remove your self from my friends list then your not a true friend. now if you want to stay a friend thats fine. butif you dont please dont waste mine and
January 27,2008
Hey All Happy Sunday hope you all have an awesome day......One of the changes is that the blog will be posted on MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS AND SUNDAYS IT WILL HAVE ENOUGH UP FOR THE 2 DAYS....And if all the people have leveled then i will work on a new one....Also if you have worked on any of them PLEASE let me know DJ Phucker~DSC~Bada Bings CAPO and Terrifying Terrorist ~FU Engaged to his Cherished Purpleroses~@ fubar anthony70085@ fubar Puerto Rican Princess@ fubar FuTuRe Ex GiRlFrIeNd ~ BaRtEnDeR @ sOuThErN HiDeAwAy@ fubar Nyha ♥ Mari's Fu~Fiancee ♥ **DJ 4 PyRat**@ fubar ~DolphinLover~R/L daughter to "Tigerprincess"~@ fubar
911 Loose Change (full-length)
911 Loose Change (full-length)
I have not the money to get a V.I.P. card and I was wondering if u guys or girls would help me out please and thank u
If U Missed It
DAREOLOGY Would you dance in your underwear for 800 dollars? I have before…LOL…:) Would you jump off a bridge for a thousand dollars? Where is the bridge? Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? idk Would you never use any technology again for 500 dollars? Heck no Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? NO Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Damn right I would TECHNOLOGY Number of contacts in your cell phone? Idk and I am not looking How many televisions are in your house? 2 BIOLOGY Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right What’s your best feature? My ass Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Yea 2 children Which of your five senses do you think is neediest? seeing When was the last time you had a cavity? Damn what kind of question is that? I can’t recall. What is the heaviest item you lifted last? A can of soda…yea it ha
Are You Crying For Yourself Or For Another?
Are you crying for yourself or for another? When you lose someone you love you shed tears – are your tears for yourself or for the one who is dead? Are you crying for yourself or for another? Have you ever cried for another? Have you ever cried for your son who was killed on the battlefield? You have cried, but do those tears come out of self-pity or have you cried because a human being has been killed? J. Krishnamurti Freedom from the Known p. 83 © 1969 by Krishnamurti Foundation Trust Limited
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I Am Right Brained.
You are right brained. Right brained people are imaginative, and creative. They are "big picture" oriented, good with philosophy and religion, and have excellent spatial perception. Right brainers are risk takers and dreamers.
Not Such A Mywasteofspace After All.
For all the maligning it has to be said that Myspace is more user-friendly in respect of pickuploads. I mean picture up loads. I have loaded about six on there today with only two fluffed efforts which was my fault so that is a record. After six attempts on Fubar I gave up trying to load just one, maybe it is me. Mywasteofspace seem to have got their act together, so, much thought is going into the future filing system. Having managed to get rid of Slap and Tickle I thought I had found a new home and figured where the light switches were located but it seems the aggravation of pouncy bouncy bouncers outweighs and overshadows the light convivial atmosphere here so perhaps it is time to have a Gin Sling My Hook, shaken but not stirred, switch the light off and start again. Who can say maybe in the cold light of day I will see better and the sun might be shining too.
I am having problems with my health. I have severe asthma problems.So going to meet a lung specialist soon. tho i will make a short visit to here. hope you all having a fine day.
Oh, Sweet, New England!!! Lmao
Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler -December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! -December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! -December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas woul
Something Very Important
Over the past years the Juggalo Family has grown into a loyal representation of 100,000 plus ninjas. All of us can relate to each other's personal lives. However, as we have grown some of us have placed a higher emphasis on their own point of views than on our Unity as a Family. Thus, certain groups have begun to alienate themselves from the rest of the Family. On November 5th, 2002 the Almighty Sixth Joker's Card dropped and The Wraith showed us that now more is the time to start functioning as a is the time to stop hiding. Now is the time to show the world that we are a Family, and a Community, and we deserve to be treated as such. The Dark Carnival as a Faith became more clear to us. The mission of the Fellowship of Juggalos is to give back what greed has taken; and to Unite the Family once more. To prove to the world that strength comes in numbers. To show our voice of Peace to those who are open-minded enough to hear it. The Fellowship made a commitment to
My Beautiful Friends....
This is why I only believe a few of my friends when they tell me I am beautiful...Thank you so much my precious Lady Victoria...((hugs)) May we all strive to see the beauty we all have! Light and Love Always, Paulette
Please Pray She Gets Better Soon
My babygirl Is sick. Shes just not feeling good at all if you can go by her page and wish her well I'd be greatful. Hell drop her some chicken soup or a get well card. Thank you very much and have a great night
Parade Schedule For Jan 30-feb 1 2008
Wed. Jan. 30 Druids Uptown 6 p.m. Pygmalion Uptown 6:45 p.m. Thor Metairie 6:30 p.m. Cleopatra Algiers 6:30 p.m. Thurs. Jan. 31 Babylon Uptown 5:45 p.m. Chaos Uptown 6:30 p.m. Muses Uptown 7 p.m. Fri. Feb. 1 Hermes Uptown 6 p.m. Krewe d'Etat Uptown 6:30 p.m. Morpheus Uptown 7:45 p.m. Selene Slidell 6:30 p.m. Orpheus Mandeville 7 p.m. Aquila Metairie 7 p.m. Aphrodite Houma 6:30 p.m.
Teaching Husbandry...???
Good Morning….. Here’s the deal, I was to a point in mellow, mellow land where I had decided just to write good morning down. Mostly do to lack of. Well, not what you think but I like your way of thinking, keeps me frisky, but, more so on lack of good stuff to critic. I mean this writer’s strike is and has been my best ally and here is my thought process in that little tidbit of misfortune. I know that the writers strike really is only based around TV and Movies and really doesn’t stretch over to News Articles or Magazines.. But, with that said, it looks like sorcerer’s of the type written word are taking it into their own to write more garbage articles then we can digest in one sitting. Here is the latest. I also feel like a nincompoop by the way they write the article, or is it the dog gone producers and editors? I feel they feel we are too stupid to understand news worthy items so they throw goofy crap our way. Today’s slice of goofy crap is this. It was found under the tab : ALSO
Sweet Oblivion
You've gotta love oblivious people! I just went out to Starbucks and there were two men in line engrossed in conversation. They were completely unaware of anything going on around them. First, they were standing out in the middle of the aisle so that people coming in the door had to squeeze their way around to get in line. When it was the men's turn to order, the guy behind the counter had to attempt to get their attention 3 times before they ordered. Then, while they were ordering, they spread themselves out over the whole counter. The girl at the other register asked if they were all set and they completely ignored her. I had to squeeze past them to place my order. Then, I saw that they had positioned themselves directly in front of the counter where they had the cream and sugar while they were waiting for their order. Other people had to squeeze around to get to the counter. If you are going out to a restaurant/coffee shop, have some courtesy for the other customers!
Save A Baby And Read The Blog Mentioned Here. I Cannot Get The Pictures Copied So The Link Is Mentioned. PLEASE READ - this is important and is for .. I Love Sporks she writes in her original bulletin ... I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone this includes the news report video The News Report, please watch this is a picture of the man who murdered my baby... Another pic of him here These next lot are from another bulletin about
Want To See How Bacom Is Made ? No ? Well To Bad
Fu Wedding For Wicked Rayden & Army At Heart
People Take Things Too Serious On Here
Ok so i have been making comments on some mumm's today and i come across to one where we had the option on what we want to see on fubar people with belly's or not so i made a comment and said well no i dont like guts even though it was a joke type of comment .. im never serious when i make commments anyways but the husband of the mummer got all pissy and stated that i had offended his wife and that i made everyone downgrade her pictures because of what i said ...that started some kind of stuff but i told the husband that i was not the first and second it was a joke and if she cant take a joke then obviously she has issues and that is not really my problem if she take things too seriously so i went ahead and blocked him and her so they go on and report the mumm that i had posted as an nswf just to get revenge on what i said talk about immaturity people need to relax stop taking things so fucking seriously maybe she needs a hormone check
Join The C-squad Girls!!!!!
.....stupid To Trust Someone You Meet Online
yes i know this is true but it doesnt seem to have stopped me for falling for someone that i cant touch. he lives in florida and i thought i could trust him, went a month without talking to him and i thought he was dead until i went on his profile and found out that hes with someone fault? yes, yes it is. if you see something to good to be true...then its to good to be true and yet i know that since i've made this mistake time and time again i'm bound to fall for it many times to come. i loved him and i thought we'd be together but....he was just a face on the screen.
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Click This To Own Me!
2008 Super Bowl Gatorade Commercial
my days extended to the wee hours of the morning hoping for a sign something thats says you care about me i guess i'm just grasping at straws i give and u take i should have known better again how stupid can i be
Four Balls For A Ball
I am an evolutionary phenomenon. I have 4 testicles. Yes, four. A Quad-Baller. Of course I can not provide proof of the goods, but nobody has concrete evidence of Big-Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, UFO’s, God, or Canadians being rude; yet these mythical creatures have fascinated nerds for centuries. Being gifted with a sack of rocks has meant I must make minor changes to my life. For instance: I don’t have a ‘left’ and ‘right’ ball – instead I have a North, South, East and West. Or sometimes if I sleep weird, I’ll wake to a misaligned marble. When this happens I put algebra to use and say something like “My ball in Quadrant IV has gone rogue!”, then carefully bitch slap it back into place. Still, these are small prices to pay for being able to walk proud, knowing I pack more heat than the US Army. But girls could be freaked out by the Barrage-O’-Balls. They could probably handle a 3rd nut, it’s like buying a box of Count Chocula with 50 percent extra marshmallows. But
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I c
Cleaning My Page
ok ppl i have tons of ppl on my page that i dont talk whit .im sorry but if i dont talk whit you im deleteing you .if you want two stay let me know on this blog ok .if not it was nice knowing you
Well, Adam and I kinda broke up. But, we got back together. I haven't been able to blog about it, because, well, I haven't been home. And when I have been home I've been with the girls and playing with them.... SO i haven't had time... So, here's what happened. We had plans to hang out, him me and the girls. His cousin was coming into town. HE KNEW ahead of time him cousin was coming to town and said he didn't wanna go hang out. Well, as he got off work, his cousin called, and he decided to ditch hanging out with me and the girls, and then go to hooters with his cousin. I was pissed. Yeah, of course, I told him to just go... cuz, well, I'm like that. I understood he wanted to see his cousin, but, he KNEW he was coming to town and had no right to just DITCH our plans... and it made lexi cry, cuz lexi wanted to see him.... Up until this point in my life, I've never brought the girls into any relationship I've had... Too much bullshit and drama with dennis, and just SHIT. Well, Dennis
My friend John is in a contest for the sexiest ass..please bomb him good..
Funny Sex Quotes
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." ....Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ....Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." ....Drew Carey "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." ....Woody Allen "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ....Unknown "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." ....Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." ....Bill Kelly "As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." ....Rev. Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ....Woody Allen "Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burden
Coward Of The County
Lounge Name
I wanna make a new lounge and i need a real good name for it so i can have alot of members to come in alot.So can you think of a name and comment it for me.And see which name i would like.
What Should I Do?
Well I guess I am going to be single for Valentines Day. It sucks I havent been single for the love day in a long ass time. There are two men right now that I would love to be in a relationship with. One of them more than the other but I dont know. I dont think either of them like that much. I love being single but I love what relationships have to offer. Many people tell me that I am hot, sexy, beautiful and on and on. I dont know what I should do wait and see if one of these two guys come around to asking me to be theirs or just say screw it. Any advice is wanted.
American Accent I Have:
Northern Accent Your accent is specific to New York State, the Great Lakes Area, and Western New England.
Tag , You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My favorite colors are purple, teal and maroon. 2) I love to eat just a big spoon of pnut butter!lol. 3) toilet paper has to be over not under! lol. 4)I love classic cars, old architecture and old movies. 5) I've never been on a plane. 6) I collect knives and lighthouses or things with lighthouses in them like photo's n artwork. 7) I love snakes, respect wolves and have 4 dogs that all have wolf in them ( and respect all animals ) 8) I live around 30 mins. from my first real love! lol. 9) Best thing that ever happened to me was falling in love and having a son with that man. 10) I love spinach an
I’m Driving To Heaven
I’m driving to heaven And there’s no way back home I wanted to stay Everyone was pale and faded Zero is hesitated When it was time to turn on I wanted to stop My eyes were so dilated The traffic seemed syncopated And my car turned me on I’m driving to heaven And there’s no way back home I wanted to breathe The air had been confiscated The ground was unrelated And the light turned me on I’m driving to heaven And there’s no way back home
Who Wants A Salute(by Ppp)
A True Soldier is tough indeed standing tall and strong when there is a need A Soldier also feels sadness, pain, and sorrow Sometimes not looking forward to the trials of tomorrow When a Soldier is wounded in battle the nerves of his buddies it does rattle When news reaches friends and family at home how their worries and minds begin to roam A wounded Soldier feels inadequate at best stopping him from much needed healing rest A wounded Soldiers wonders will he ever be alright, trusting in God that he'll make it through the night. When a Soldier is wounded far beyond repair the loss and pain felt can not compare The Cost of a Soldier is set so very high they assure our freedom will always apply To stand beside a Soldier and walk through his pain will humble a civilian, no longer to complain Love, patience, trust and hope is what a Soldier needs to get them through some very treacherous deeds Dear Lord please watch over our Military today as they work to k
Studio 54 Contest For Blast
Contest rules for 3 day blast. 1) you MUST be a member of studio 54 2) you MUST rate ALL my pics (including nsfw) 3) you MUST comment "i want the blast" on EVERY PIC. The deadline is Friday Feb. 8th at 6pm (mountain standard time). Once the contest is over, I will review who has rated and commented and then I will choose the winner. The winner will be notified by a privite message from me. GOOD LUCK TO ALL.
Walter Mondale & Mark Dayton Support New 9/11 Investigation
Walter Mondale & Mark Dayton Support New 9/11 Investigation ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: We Are Change NYC Date: 06 Feb 2008, 19:11 Nate ClarkWe Are Change MinnesotaMark Dayton and Walter Mondale both gave their support to a new investigation of 9/11 after today’s Hillary Clinton rally at Augsburg College in Minneapolis. When asked the question, “Do you support a new investigation of 9/11?,” former vice president Walter Mondale replied, “Yeah. Why did it happen? We need that ‘phase two’. They never did it.”—identifying the insufficiency of the official findings and calling for a subsequent phase of investigation.When asked the same question, Mark Dayton replied, “You know, I’m not a senator anymore, but I would support one.” When asked if he had heard the evidence of a cover-up, he replied, “Uh, nothing I would hear would surprise me.” His response should be expected in light of his public scrutiny of the nature of the official account of the
Getting To Know Me. 25 Questions!
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? home 2. Who are you in love with? nobody right now 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? no 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? probably 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? last week 6. Are you wearing socks right now? yes, its cold here! 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? hell yes! 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? about 2 weeks ago, just to pick my dad up at the air port lol 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? nope 10. Are you hot? im ok now 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? tea 12. What are you wearing right now? black play boy bunny sweats 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? i always wash my car, dont really trust the car wash... 14. Last food that you ate? chocolate lol 15. Where were you last week at this time? home 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? nope
How Good I Am In Bed:
You're a sex machine! Watch out, Le Sex Master. The last thing you need to halt your sex drive is a trip to the slammer! Don't have people labeling you a creeper now, ya hear?
Topless Women Mouse Over
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Happy V Day
imikimi - Customize Your World
Fubucks For Rates **dates Have Changed**
I made this music player at More colors. Hey everyone! I have a deal for you and it starts on Saturday! Starting Feb 9th @10 am CST to Feb 15th @10 am CST.(this has changed from the previous dates that were set, if all goes well I will extend it) I will pay you FuBucks for your ratings. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. I will open it Feb 9th @10 am CST. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shout box, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. 3. All will be verified. Remember everyone gets more points at Happy Hour! $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Looking forward to seeing you all on February 9th! Make sure you are on my f
Q&a: Bloody Sunday Inquiry
Q&A: Bloody Sunday inquiry This week it was revealed that the cost for the Bloody Sunday inquiry now stood at £181.2m, making it the longest and most costly in British legal history. The BBC's Ireland correspondent Denis Murray looks at Lord Saville's probe into events in Northern Ireland more than 30 years ago. Why is the inquiry taking place? The Bloody Sunday enquiry was set up in 1998 by then Prime Minister Tony Blair to re-examine the events of 30 January 1972, when soldiers of the Parachute Regiment shot dead 14 people attending a civil rights march in Londonderry. The tribunal chairman is Lord Saville of Newdigate, alongside two other judges from Australia and Canada. Bloody Sunday is one of the best-remembered events in the entire history of the Northern Ireland Troubles. It was regarded certainly by the Catholic population as no less than mass murder, and badly damaged Britain's reputation abroad. The British Embassy in Dublin was burned to the ground by r
For All The Stalkers On Fubar!
I hope I don't offend anyone that reads this and it is not meant for any of my friends. I have come to the conclusion that Fubar is for lonely and somewhat pathetic people. I have come across a lot of men that all they want to do is get off to your pictures and somehow think that if you leave a nice comment on one of their pictures like "cute" or any kind of compliment at all, that you are all of the sudden wanting to either fuck them or are in love with them! Get a clue! I can tease with the best of them, just know that it is just that....teasing. Also, I know the same goes for the women. I know that if men give most of these ladies a compliment, they think they are in love with them! Then, they come stalking anyone that comes into your profile. I have had trouble with 2 different women. Not trouble really, just more annoyance than anything. I thought I got rid of one of the stalkers but....she came into my profile again last night. They are freaks! Just because the guy s
Insecure Women Need To Get A Life
Woman on this site that are involved in a relationship, need to get a grip on what kind of site they and their man are on!! If you are so jealous of flirty type comments on your man profile or pictures, you DO NOT need to be on this site then. First of all, its only a flirt, letting your man know he is hot. And in most cases, your man & you live IN ANOTHER STATE!!!! What the hell do you think is going to happen?? Do you really think, some woman is going to get on a fucking plane and fly out to fuck your man?? If you do, then you need medicine lady!!! LOL As for me, if your man is hot and he is going to hold his cock in one of his pictures, then I'm going to leave a comment to that. And guess what lady, it means NOTHING!!!! If your that insecure about your relationship that you can not handle a harmless flirt, then get the fuck off this site. And get some type of counseling with your man because there is something wrong with your relationship that I did NOT CAUSE..........
The Vetran
It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN, who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran, who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. I don't know if you saw this in the news but it really impressed me. Funny, our US Senate/House took 2 days off as they couldn't work because of the expected storm. On the ABC evening news, it was reported tonight that, because of the dangers from Hurricane Isabelle approaching Washington DC, the military members assigned the
Things I've Learned Today...
qualifications for a good lover 1 do you understand the pleasure zones of a womans body 2 do you know what foreplay is and its rewards and benefits 3 do you belive in shareing in eachtoheres pleasures not only of yourself 4 do you think its just as important for the guy to explore a womans body 5 are you willing to be open and experiment with your partner 6 do you belive its important for both males and females sexualy to acheieve orgams of equal feelings and emotions 7 are you the type that thinks wining and dining a woman will get you in their pants easier? 8 do you think its important for both partners to share in the openess of exploring each others wants and desires to be happy with each other totally 9 what is your opinion of a woman that is very sexual do you find this arrousing or worry you cant keep up 10 if so to above would you be open to her haveing her pleasures fullfilled 11 do you know how improtant it is to make a woman feel special
Dragonlance: Dragons Of Autumn Twilight
oh my, The Dragonlance movie has finally arrived! This is the animated feature film version of the first book in the Chronicles series. Starring Kiefer Sutherland, Lucy Lawless, and Michael Rosenbaum. THe movie is a mixture of 2D/3D and i can't wait to see it. All the Dragonlance fans have been waiting for this one for a very very long time.
Tag You're It! 10 Things...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm adopted. 2: I have to eat m&m's, mints, any small candy in even numbers. 3: I'm afraid of the dark. 4: I'm claustrophobic. 5: The smell of tequila makes me vomit. 6: I've had stomach problems my entire life. 7: I'm deathly allergic to cantelope. 8: I'm allergic to gold. 9: I played softball for 10years. 10: I donate on a regular basis. REL
It Was Time To Say Good Bye
Today we pull the plug on my gandma now she in a better place. She die with no pain.:( Plz pray for my family
More Stupid.
i aint taggin anyone else. cause i said. 1. i have a four year college degree. 2. i LOVE 7-11 slurpees and drive almost 45 minutes sometimes (one way) to get one. 3. i like burning things. fire rules. 4. im definitely not 'normal'. 5. the carpet matches the drapes. 6. i enjoy the company of some you fubarians more than i do 'real' humans. 7. if i didnt concentrate on not giving a shit, id have some serious OCD problems. 8. rocknroll is religion. 9. FUCK valetines day. 10. i drive sometimes up to 6 hours or so away to see a band play....usually by myself. im awesome. bow down to the greatness that is I.
Artist And Early History
Artist and early history Leonardo da Vinci began painting the Mona Lisa in 1502 (during the Italian Renaissance) and, according to Vasari, "after he had lingered over it four years, left it unfinished...." He is thought to have continued to work on it for three years after he moved to France and to have finished shortly before he died in 1519. Leonardo took the painting from Italy to France in 1516 when King François I invited the painter to work at the Clos Lucé near the king's castle in Amboise. The King bought the painting for 4,000 écus and kept it at Fontainebleau, where it remained until given to Louis XIV. Louis XIV moved the painting to the Palace of Versailles. After the French Revolution, it was moved to the Louvre. Napoleon I had it moved to his bedroom in the Tuileries Palace; later it was returned to the Louvre. During the Franco-Prussian War of 1870–1871, it was moved from the Louvre to a hiding place elsewhere in France. The painting was not well-known until t
A White Russian At 5:18 Am
And a crock pot full of 5 strip loin steaks, potatoes and carrots, ready to eat at waking time. This is the day I become a man.
Why Women Love Assholes Part Two- Be An Asshole ~ Read And Listen!!!!
Sometimes in life there are things you have to do even if you don't want too. This is one of those things. A reality of life is that women don't want the nice guy. The problem is, most guys at the heart of it, really are nice. Balancing being an the asshole every girl wants with being sweet enough to her to keep her from leaving is some tough shit. Here is how you get it done from asshole 1. - Make your time precious: When dealing with your woman, you have to give her the impression that every second you dedicate to her is a gift. When you are on the phone, always be the one to end the call. When you are out, be the one to say its time to leave first. Be the master of what time you spend with her and it will make her want to get more out of you. Abruptly ending an evening or a phone conversation will make the girl feel like she is not a top priority and she will fight to be one. - Always make the plans: Say Friday night is open. She wants the two of you to go dancing with her fri
Kinda Sad
.... to hear that Roy Scheider died. I thought he was a good actor. Too bad the only thing anyone really remembers him for was Jaws. He did a lot of good movies.
I Hate Being Sick
GAWDS I HATE BEING SICK had this damned cold/flu since last weekend started out small now its keeping awake and no sleep.....wish i could just keel over and die, i know thats bad today for i have family and friends who would definitely miss me, but i am miserable...absolutely miserable! coughing sore sore right now i think id prolly lose my voice if anything else.
Proud To Be An It Engineer
ok, what i learned since i work in it, (1984....) is that when you don't think for the users, you go wrong. For exemple, when you ask someone to give a date, think as if you were speaking: if you say , "i am in holidays on 4th", it means you talk about the current month, and you don't need to say more... if you say i'll take the plane on March 5, ok, it's obvious you mean this year, not march 5, 2011 so in my softwares, if some type a date "4" it means "2/4/2007" if he types "4/2" or "04 2" or "4.02" or whatever it's feb 4 2007 (i am french, dates are given in dd/mm/aaaa) so i had a big laugh when i added descrptions about some trips i made in the past year when dates were asked : i replied in the only way possible : dd/mm/yy so i am glad to know i'll still be alive at that day and enjoy these trips !!! LOL
The New Puppys Passedaway !!!
my tracys babys robby and trixie both new puppys passed away only 2days old r i p ...
Evil Scotsman Tune
Please Lend A Hand
Please help
Alyssa Lies~~stop Child Abuse
Rana's Poetry (waheed) "my Love My Life"
Buy Me.
Auction Time!!!!! That's Right, It's Real. The Rules Are Simple. You Can Bid Whatever You Want. FuBucks, Blasts, VIPS, Happy Hour. Anything You Want! Just Click My Picture Below And Bid On Me. You Know That You Want To Own Me. :D
What's Gnu?
How is everyone's week going? Got any plans for Consumerist-oriented, Shallow Interpretation of Romance Day? Still cold here. Wouldn't mind so much if I had a warm body to cuddle up against, lol. Hope everyone is doing well. Stop by and give me a shout if ya want.
Peekaboo Peepsicles!
I just want to say HELLO to anyone who reads this. I am fairly new to Fubar, and hope to make it home. :D
New Kid In Town By < Eagles >
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (dj Muzik-al's Crazy Mix)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (DJ Muzik-AL's Crazy Mix) My 6.17min remix To listen/download for FREE[]
Yesterday's Job Interview
I don't think Yesterday's interview went well. Nice people, nice organization, but they wanted to test me on some techie stuff, and while I knew all the principles that make the system run, they wanted names and details. I know some friends that have told me that they had interviews they thought went great, but didn't get the job, but other interviews where they thought they sucked, they were hired. So, until I hear otherwise, it's still possible, perhaps even probable. I guess one thing in my favor is that for the particular system they want expertise, they are paying half or less than what others are paying for that position. I figured that because I'm out of practice on that particular stuff, I would have a chance. We will see!!
To Apply Copy/paste/fill Out/email
To apply for a position as a sub you must copy/paste/fill out and email this application to this fubar account. Do NOT leave any question unanswered and add all the details you can. This application will NOT be shared with anyone but the Master and Mistress. If you do not understand a question or are unsure how to answer then simply state so. You will not be discounted as long as you do your best to complete the application. 1) Do you understand what it is to be submissive? 2) Are you ready, willing and able to fulfill the obligations of a submissive? 3) Do you fully understand and accept the Dom's role in your online experience? 4) Are you willing to submit yourself to the Dom's control completely and totally trusting in the rules of the relationship? 5) Do you own a web cam and are you completely willing to subject yourself to full viewing by the Dom? 6) Are you 18 years of age or older and willing to provide proof of this fact? 7) What type of sub
Taker42069 N Takerzangel... Fuckt Up Convo Between Hubby & Wifey
from: taker42069 date: 2008-02-05 11:33:47 subject: RE: busted read receipt: No replied: No block user what ever dude you went onto one of my profiles and fuckin found out info about me and who i have been talking to which really is none of your fuckin business thats pretty fuckin stalkerific...why look for companionship elsewhere, because I CANT TRUST YOU you are a worthless lying bitch who cant fucking be a good mother or a good wife...Leslie I dont want to be with you, i dont want to go to marriage counseling with you, i dont need to do that shit, u are never going to change, you may change for like a month or so but then you are goin to revert back to your worthles controlling bitchy fucking worthless self and i am not going to deal with that shit for the rest of my life...GET IT THROUGH YOU THICK FUCKING SKULL LESLIE THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND< YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME EXCEPT MY SOON TO BE EX-WIFE GET THAT SHIT STRAIGHT RIGHT you can wait until h
Happy Valentines.
In all honesty I do this with laziness, in the midst of this Valentines craziness. To many posts I'de have to make, to many friends my heart to take. No candy, no flowers no cards to do, my simple thoughts I give to all of you. A wish of happiness I bring to you all, even after the sun from this day dims and falls. Happy Valentines Day I say to all my friends, now this rhyme will come to an end.
Valentine's Day With Cupid And His Arrow
Why Valentine's Day 2008 Is So Difficult For Me...
Today is a hard day for me. I'm going to explain that in detail. One - Valentine's Day every year is not easy for me. They came up with Singles Awareness day - but in the end it's just sad. I was engaged one month ago to the DAY. The 15th of January is when we broke up cause she was unfaithful. It's hard making that transition from not single to being single. I liked it better being engaged. And then there's something that doesn't even have anything to do with the holiday. Six months ago, my aunt, Katherine M. Ludwick (I called her Aunt Kathy) killed herself by drug overdose. I was insanely close to my aunt. So close in fact that her death hit me especially hard. She was so depressed she decided to take her own life. *cries* I still miss her horribly...
Fuck! I Got Tagged! Ten Things...
1. My music is my life, more than anything. 2. I've been married and divorced. 3. I'm actually a shy motherfucker. 4. I drink vodka when I'm depressed. 5. I'm addicted to Starbucks' caramel mocchiato. 6. I died in DEC 2006. Can't keep this bastard down! 7. I hate Colorado. Passionately. 8. I've got a hell of a potty mouth. 9. My friends are like family to me. 10. I've got sixteen tattoos, and I'm about to leave so I can go get another one! I'm tagging everyone who reads this motherfucker. -Chappell
For My Master
Did you ever want someone so much; need them so much that you thought you couldn’t breathe without them? That’s what Master makes me feel. The fact that I can feel anything after the countless years of bullshit and wasted time on energy draining people is amazing. But to feel something this intense is beyond any dream. I met Master about a year ago. I was alive in the technical sense but not in the mental or spiritual sense. Everyday seemed to be a repeat of the day before, just the different levels of crap that I had to wade through varied. I was taking a writing class at the local college when I met him. The moment he entered the room he commanded everyone’s attention. The way he carried himself, it wasn’t arrogance but confidence. He sat next to me. Our attraction to each other was instant. At first I was afraid of my intense feelings for him. Never had any man made me feel like this. I thought about him constantly. Our love affair started slowly, with the traditional dating and
Fubar The Cyber Bar
Ok so after an evening of drinking like a fish, two things have become apparent; I blog like a king when I've drank, and I'm really hung over! Thanks for understanding my way of thinking, and I'm back and ready to make shit real uncomfortable around here and raise as much hell as humanly possible! Now..... On to what I do best!!!!! CLUB Fubar: I have come to view the social scene here on Fubar as one big giant bar. There are so many complexities to meeting people on line, and I have found a way to liken it all the things we do, say, and act like when we go to a real bar. Did you pay your cover? Well order a beer and lets walk around this place together and see what the fuck is going on. Welcome to Club Fubar. The Opening Line = The First Fubar Email: These are actually very similar to one another. This is where you just try and say, "Hey, whats up?" but do it in some kind of original way if you hope on getting a response. But some tools, just like at
Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Chaos-mute Math
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs... They call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love... They call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way... They call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it... I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so b
So, This Is Puppy Love ?? Lmao
My Love
yone is wondering how things are going between me and Shawn "Everdreamer"..Yes, we met on Fubar and I have been living here in Michigan with him for a month now..we celebrated our first Valentine's Day together this month together..has it been perfect? Well..NO...he comes from a much different world/ background than I do..He was raised by much older parents/ very strict and old fashioned as me...well...I am more carefree and open-minded...Opposites attract they say...and I guess that is true..He is trying so desperately to break that bad ass Jersey attitude I have sometimes lol....yeah, we have a bad attitude about some things...oh well..nothing is perfect....I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!!
Pain In The Neck
Well it looks like I will be having cervical spine surgery as all signs, MRI, CT scans are pointing that way. Am I worried, no not for me. But for my son. He idolizes me and I think this will be when he realizes Dad isn't the superman he thinks I am. I think we all go through that awakening when we see that our parents had their flaws and nuances. At 8 though is too young of an age. I'll be honest and up front as I think that is best for the most part. We'll see where that goes. If I disappear for a few, worry not. It just means I am enjoing the friendship of fatherhood. Tossing a baseball, watching a movie or something. Anything that gives me time with my son. Enjoy all
He Had Me From Hello..
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because
A Year Ago Today
a year ago today i was sitting at home when i got the shock of my life. i was watching the fox national news and saw that a friend of mine had shot and killed three people. i did not want to beleive this had happened but when the state police call you and ask you if your friend had tried to contact you it sinks in that it is true. if you knew this person you would have never beleived that this happend. he was one of the best friends i ever had.
Hunter Needs 27,000 To Godfather
Stop by and help him be our next GodFather.Show him some love.Hes so close too being our next GodFather.. Thank you for helping him get there. ~hunter~owner of~Thcknluvit~ & fu-owned by {D.S.C} COME LUV ME-DSC -Leveling Lover@ fubar
What's A Girl To Do?
I had an unusual valentines day this year. In past years me and my friends would get together and have an Anti Valentine's day party and bash on it, etc. Yet this year I'm able to say that I couldn't have asked for a better series of events to have happened. I'm glad that I went out instead of doing the usual. And at the same time. I'm hoping that my guard really hasn't fallen that easily. I hate not having that guard up because it means I'm not longer really in complete control of my surroundings and situations. *sighs* Edit: Cancel that last thought... Valentines has been demoted to just another day and one night stand.
What An "inspiration" Tee Hee
What is more inspirational than a sweet ride, on a hot bike, with a sexy ass guy flying down the back roads? I know the experience moved ME tonight. I am really looking forward to our next ride...assuming of course, that you will be WANTING to give me another ride (wink) Of course the part where we were lying snuggled up, on a sleeping bag, talking, kissing, giggling like school kids, in the woods, by the lake, under the moonlight was pretty damn inspirational too. tee hee HUGS to ya... you know who ya are! (MUAH)
Tv Advertising Blows!
Commercials. There are commercials that make me cringe everytime I see them. Not just the manditory vagina freshener or cooch pillows (with wings) ads. I'm talking about the ones that are just plain annoying, disturbing, retarded, etc. Redbull, It gives you wings. Red Eagle would be a more suitable name for that slogan. Hell, even Red Pigeon. I mean, how the heck does that name have anything to do with giving you wings? Unless of course you drink too much and overdose and then you might get wings (and a halo). How about "Red Bull: Go Fuck Shit Up" or even "Red Bull: Just Add Vodka". The King from Burger King ads. There is something seriously wrong with the people who thought this would make you want their product. Or is it really a threat? "Buy our food or this freak will stalk you relentlessly and/or kill you in your sleep." I think he might even be a molestor. He just has that look. AFLAC!!!! AFLAC!!! It sends a twitch through me. The kind of twitch th
I live in a prison of my own making Soul ripped out.......vultures partaking Standing in a torrential downpour Weeping senselessly What's happened to the person I used to be? I gave of my heart, tried to be wise You turned me into someone you loved to despise Did my love destroy you? Is that what you see? A person so calculated and cold? I live in the nightmare Of a love that failed My soul bought, destroyed and sold Tormented in living, condemned in death The words " I love you" Stealing my final breath
The Time Between Times
This poem is inspired by the past and overshadows the present. Time Between Times In the time between times silence descends, Suns moment hangs on expectant breath, time suspends formality, and waits. Suns rays warm earth's ancient bones arranged by the hand of mans longing. Earth below naked feet resonates, vibrating and awakening life's song, Imperceptible energies warm forgotten nerves. Eyes close awaiting life's procession. Sunflower blossom fills my vision I breathe. Green sent fills my senses, a shadow flits, the green man moves through the unsuspecting Some turn to mark his passing unseen, Years bounty awaits, life pulses, a heady current birds sing insects buzz on natures unseen errands. The sun rises and the Raven moves ever westward knowing his time has come, his wings spread wider as days progress, ever he quests. The sun kisses iridesc
Famliy List
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So, someone explain what good is reality. Most people who think its good, confuse it with fiction. It would say most people don't understand reality at all, (my opinion of course.) You might say, "well, do you?" And i would say, "better than most." Call me crazy, most who better understand reality usually are. Ignorance really is bliss. At least the pain of knowledge is much easier when shared with someone special. Lucky for me that I found her. You know who you are.
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Shy One
I am a very shy girl but i like to have fun too heh
To My Friends
The Rodeo Position!
The Rodeo Position! > > > Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. > > One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." > > "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" > > "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend on all fours, mount her from behind, and reach around and cup her breasts in your hands. Then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's,' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds."
Beauty Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.
1,000th Member Bling Give-away!
Wow! What an interesting week last week. It was my 2nd full week of DJing on the Blue Orion Lounge (and ever!) lol.. I am having so much fun learning about the world as a DJ and meeting so many new folks each and every day. Blue Orion Lounge did something different on Sunday and did a give-away contest during DJ Mantis' show. Wow! We packed them in and rocked the Lounge charts. Who would have thought!!! We were ecstatic about the results....and we are still growing fast and strong. I am only airing twice this week -- THURS 5-8p CST and FRI 2-5p CST as I have a mandatory workshop that I must attend on Saturday. I am going to miss not doing it on Saturday because I oh so love the audience that arrives on Saturday; we had such a blast last Saturday with all the special requests that were coming in as well. I would sooooo love to see that we rock the charts during my show as well. Come one, come all. We play 80's to current music. I am playing a little bit of
Really Long Article
The American Penis: In Circumcision We Trust by Paul A. In the mid 20th century the vast majority of males in the English speaking world were circumcised shortly after birth. By the end of the century the percentage (excepting the U.S.) hovered in the single digits. In New Zealand and Britain the neo-natal circumcision rate is below one percent. It is a stunning reversal, a medical about-face in the same league as Thalidomide. But it didn't happen overnight. It happened in different times and places for different reasons. In Britain, the procedure was de-listed by the National Health Service (NHS), following the publication of Douglas Gairdner's article, The Fate of the Foreskin, which was perhaps the first substantive criticism of prophylactic circumcision. The rate of circumcision dropped sharply after the NHS stopped subsidizing it, suggesting that while parents might have been comfortable with hacking a chunk from their baby's penis, they weren't actually prepared to pay
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Never Forget...9-11-2001
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Searching For Light In The Darkness Of Insanity
So I have met one of the nicest people on fubar outside of my RL friends LaLa & Marine... he goes by 'SEARCHING FOR LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF INSANITY' or 'JAYROXHARD', and he is absolutely amazing. within less than a half an hour of chatting, this man spoiled me rotten! buying me a blast, and 5 different bling items, including a puppy & a keety that I will never have to feed! (or smell cat litter, yay!) so this is just my little THANK YOU SO MUCH to him, be sure to find him in my family and ADD/FAN/RATE & all that love. He deserves it! Oh yes, and I'm naming my bling... My Keety shall be: Kaylee and my puppy: Blaze be jelous, my bling is so much more hardcore than your bling! *blows tounge* hehe. I ¢¾ you all! ~Crystal aka Cemetary Sinner // Cabare¢Ó
Where I'm At?
I'm taking a break from all online communication for a while. The stress on my life is starting to get to me and before I implode I think it's best I take time to try and get my head straight. It seems that nothing is working as it should. I got a college degree that won't by me a cup of coffee, a job that won't pay the bills, a son that I love who asks for advise and ignores it when I try t help. It just pisses me off to care so much about things that aren't within my ability to change when those who should care and could do something about then don't give a fuck. This world has turned into a toilet and we are all just along for the ride. What happened to the would I grew up in? I'm going to get tore up from the floor up. That way I won't give a damn either. I'll be back after I calm down. To a couple of good friends who may think this is good bye. Think again. I'm not that easy to get rid of. lol Eddy
The Blind Walmart Associate
A sailors wife walked into Wal-Mart to buy her husband a rod and reel for his birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says,"It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh that sounds like a Master Card," he says, She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is
Rumor Has It... Wet T-shirt At Ihs Come Take A Look
Joker is putting a contest together for all female memebers in the iron horse saloon a "WET TEE SHIRT CONTEST " if your not a memeber please join before march 1st to enter. And you will need to have a salute pic. To join the IHS just click on the pic and it will take you there. The contest will start on march 1st to march 7th. There is 4 judges that will judge the pics. To submit pic please send it to JOker in his fumail and he will tell you how to do the rest. There is going to be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners that will be paid in fupaypal. The amount of the prizes will be told on the 1st before the contest opens up. If you have anymore questions about entering feel free to ask Joker by clicking on his pic below. Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"@ fubar (repost of original by '"MG" the angel and head promoter in IHS' on '2008-02-20 11:54:44') (repost of original by 'Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"' on '2008-02-20 12:26:02')
Living Life Backwards
MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an o
I Imagine creating pleasure Together till daybreak It starts with a thought In the dreams we partake Share with mutual desires Where passions blend Using our imaginations Nights together we spend As firelight sets the mood With a dreamy design Romance we embrace With candlelight and wine As the embers burn bright Desire stirs the heat With inhibitions shed Its within dreams we meet
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - VIRGO - The PerfectionistDominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive.Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships.
New Name
Haha this is the 1st I been on my old name since I changed.. will be the last I contacted fubar support to delete.. but hmm its still here If you still want to be my friend my name name is at hit me up ! :) would be happy to have you as a friend again!
So both Chris and I have been sick this past week. I on the other hand am feeling a tad better , but I fail to say the same thing for tatoe..poor little thing:( anywho I hunted this down and thought this fits perfectly!! Also..
When Men Don't Tell The Whole Story!!!!
I recently got into it with a female friend on here because she was showing alot. We were dating (real life) and I mentioned the fact that I didnt like it. She claims that she'd "loose" points or wouldnt even get as much if she didnt show her goods to ppl on here. NOW, i'm thinking about adding some NSFW...Should I do it??? This was recently posted by my x and I just happened to come across it. He so forgot to mention so many other parts of this story. For instance, I NEVER said that I wouldn't gain points if I didnt show NSFW and for another, we were NEVER "DATING" we were barely friends with benifits because this idiot wouldn't know how to treat a woman if I wrote him an instruction manual. He is a low life liar and it is really sad that he tried and in some ways succeeded to make me look like a whore. Sucks to be you Joey!!!! Get a life ~ JD ~@ fubar this would be him!
Truck With Dog At Wheel Backs Thru Traffic Unscathed
Police said Charles McCowan parked his pickup in front of a mini-mart Wednesday, leaving his 80-pound Boxer named Max in the passenger seat. When he came out, the truck and Max were gone. McCowan called police, assuming the truck had been stolen. When officers arrived, they found the pickup across the street in a fast-food parking lot but had no idea how it got there. In security video shown Thursday on KCAL-TV, the truck can be seen rolling backward out of the store lot and across the street, threading its way through traffic and out of view. Police said that after McCowan left the truck, Max knocked the vehicle out of gear and sent it rolling backward. Both the dog and the truck emerged without a scratch
Freakin Sweet!!!
So last night I got my ass kicked at work...I just got home like 5 minutes ago. My whole body aches and im ready to pass out but I had to write this blog first....... I got my first evaluation last night and I did great infact that I got a 40 cent raise!!!! Im making $10.50 now...I ve never had a job before that paid this well....Im so freaking happy and my plans can move on for the future...go back to school in the fall, get my own apartment, and get that brand new car!!! Sweet im so proud of myself and excited!! To some people it may not be alot but for a job that I actually love doing, its great!! ok just had to share the good news!!!
Galaxies Caught Mangling Starlight-p2
The fact that the tortured light is genuinely from more distant galaxies and not part of the middle-ground galaxies is easily sorted out by looking at the "red shifts" of their light. This is the shifting of telltale element lines in the spectrum of light toward the red side of the rainbow. The higher the red shift, the further the object. "People have used this technique to see galaxies 20 to 30 times fainter" than would otherwise be visible to current telescopes, Capak told Discovery News. That means those rings and arcs are magnified light from galaxies that has taken more then 10 billion years to reach Earth. And if the sky is actually loaded with hundreds of thousands of these galactic lenses, there's a lot of information about early galaxies out there just waiting to be collected. Another use for the gravitational lenses is in weighing the nearer galaxies that are doing the lensing. Since the lensing effect is caused by gravity, and gravity is directly related to matter,
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A Spanking Interview With Masterblack
How did you become interested in spanking? I was looking for ways to enhance my sexuality and was drawn into BDSM & kink. Spanking caught my attention as a way to both dominate & connect intimately with my subs. How, if at all, does a spanking lead to sex? Describe any intimacy that might or does occur. For me, spankings are always given in the context of sexual activity, sometimes during sex, sometimes as a warm-up or as a punishment for disobedience. I am a sexual Dom, and often combine spanking with oral or body worship, either bound or unbound. Have you ever been involved with spanking clubs? If so, please list their names (if any), describe what happens there, how often you go and the types of partners you bring or meet there. I've taken my sub to a local kink club, and found the locale/people somewhat interesting. It was way too smoky, and I prefer to spank in more private situations. Describe the kinds of in
Little Old Ladies & Used Cars
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? 'Heavens no, we bought it.' 'Then why don't you drive it away.' We can't drive.' Then why did you buy it?' 'We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed we're just waiting.
Bios - Clark Kent / Superman Voiced By: George Newbern First Appearance: "Secret Origins" Position: Justice League Member Bio: Living up to being the legendary Superman would be a burden for most men, but Clark Kent's shoulders are more than broad enough to carry the load. While his incredible physical strength comes from his home planet of Krypton, his moral strength comes from his simple Kansas upbringing. But he's no longer the farm boy from Smallville. After seeing more of the universe than any of us can imagine, he maintains a firm sense of right and wrong. he is more complex than his reputation as a big blue Boy Scout. When he talks about Truth, Justice and Freedom, everyone senses his deep commitment to these ideals. The natural leader of the Justice League, Superman leads by example and steadies this volatile group. With so many super-egos involved, there are often major clashes in style. And when clashes inevitably occur, he is often the peacemaker.
You have no clue what you have done to me If I have my way you will never see Anger and pain I no longer show the true me you will never know you told me you loved me, just another lie for you i have no tears left to cry you said you loved me and had no fear just more of your lies I was willing to hear No more games, I don't have the time thats the last time I put my heart one the line I no longer have the strength to fight As much as I hurt, I know I'm doing whats right I wish you could see what your lies have cost but in the end your the one that has lost Now that I'm done with my rhyme your nothing but a memory lost in time I have cut you out of my life like a festering wound with a dull knife No longer willing to hurt, no longer willing to cry As mush as it kills me, I have to say GOODBYE
Creeped Out
its always a good idea to start discussing paranormal activity before starting an 8 hour graveyard shift at a secluded hotel. oh, well. it is 1am, and it is a full moon. its blood red and huge, making it even more weird. For the first time i wish there were annoying humans here in the lobby, or any signs of life. Instead, there are creepy noises from the ice machine.Grrr...
Thinking about days of the past Back into the shadows I am cast back to a time when life was grand then fate stepped in and dealt us a shitty hand A rain of bullets took his life that thought, still cuts open my wounds like a knife As his blood pooled on the cold hard ground I tried to scream but made no sound I held him in my arms as he took his last breath that night my heart was stolen by DEATH I wouldn't let him go, they had to rip his body free He'd still be alive it is wasn't for me He never knew I loved him, I was just a stupid Kid Because I was a coward, My feelings well Hid Now I stand at his grave, alone with my sarrow with out him alone, I face tomorrow selfishness cost me his life, a debt I cant repay So I live with my guilt day after day Slowly Im starting to live again Maybe I will find forgiveness, but I don't know when So I walk alone into the night and cry out in silence by the full moons Light DLK
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Weekend 2-23 & 2-24 08
well it was a fun weekend for me i guess, i spent friday night with lori and went to see kartune and C3 at evans roadhouse, then slide, lol on over to the roads end on broad street, lol but not after makeing a pit stop on 5th and broad (yeah, thats right, i did it again in the street,lol) and can't forget going to amore's for food that night, lol. omg 2 hours of sleep then helping at the toy show at the sugarloaf firehouse. man how did i get stuck parking cars in the cold????? saturday night was fun too, went with mu cousin and her boyfriend to the woodlands ( my first time there) omg dollar drink night and the drinks were strong WOW! well after watching some hotties shake it we went up to spurs in pittston and finished the night off watching more hotties country line dance... wow, good band up there too (homegrown) and a nice bar.... all in all i enjoyed myself and got a little crazy and drunk too. oh well, lets see what next weekend brings!
I'm Done
well its done its over I have officially resigned from the sexiest kiss contest thanks to all who did drop by and helped out as much as they could trust me I know who you are and I will repay for all that you did
So Much Pain...
so.. as if i am not stressed out enough as it is, Ive been suffering from probably THE worst toothache of my life the past couple days. I was hurting so bad I barely slept last night, and when I got up this morning, the left side of my face was all puffy and hot and throbbing... oh yes.. gotta love mouth infections. One thing I am so lucky for though, is the fact that my insurance has no copays. I found a new urgent care and was in and out in like an hour and a half (which for those of you who havent been to an urgent care - is REALLY good). Now, I wait for the pain meds to kick in so I can hopefully get some rest before my next nervous breakdown. My point... dental care should be cheaper and easier to get so people don't have to suffer from this kinda crap. My insurance only covers dental emergencies and usually just means they'll yank whatever tooth is causing the problem. I need my teeth darnit!
Needing A Kick In The Keester
My last doctors visit was in December ( for my endocrinologist) and i go back on March 5th .. im a little anxious about this visit as they'll be doing more damn blood work and checking my levels keeping tabs more or less on my sugar levels and all those other wonderful levels we'll be watching .. I've dropped about 32 pounds since see'ing her the last time and i feel this isnt enough to have lost in this amount of time .. so im kicking myself in the ass cuz I know i could have done better if i'd only walked thru the snow more ( burnt more calories) went for the plain ol' water instead of the flavor'd stuff .. ( yeah its still sugarless but even still ) I wanted so badly to be down 80 pounds by my birthday in August .. im asking my friends to virtually kick me in the keester to help keep myself on track .. I've gotta get a bit more strict with myself . instead of driving to work i can walk . its only a little over a mile .. and the walk will do me good .. I can do one more hour of
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Marilyn Monroe, A Driving Dog And An Impatient Man It Has To Be Monday
Good Morning. Did anyone see that security video of a truck backing through traffic to end up in a fast food joint and an astonished truck owner who thought his truck and dog had been stolen? Police found the truck and dog across the street unscathed and lucky to be that way. Apparently the man did not apply the emergency brake tight enough. Or perhaps the dog just was impatient and wanted to go. In other news… a Man from Vegas, thought he found a naked photo of Marilyn Monroe that had never been seen before and summoned reporters to view it. All thought the photo was real until one person looked it over and said: “ That’s not Marilyn Monroe, that is Madonna!” The man who started this whole thing out a 73 year old man rummaging through a trunk of a car which had been dropped off for service and not picked up. The Man Lawrence Nicastro claimed it was truly Marilyn Monroe until one reporter pointed out it was a Naked Madonna hitch hiking with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Lawre
Good Night
Sweet dreams I won't say could be too loud, Have a good weekend is safe not thrown out. I think of you when your no where close, memory of my eyes then you fix your hose. Come in my office pull the blinds down, now with the light dimmed put your arms around. Whisper to you Good Night my sweet Hold on I'm almost there, Feel the power in my palm Feel too good to not stare. Amazing seed grows strong especialy when we find what has been lost, everyone knows but runs away in total fear of the cost. Start me up verbally its OK, Its clear there is only one way. Finish me up in your dreams, its late this is just as it seems.
A New Life...
So things got out of hand in Vegas, and yesterday I jumped on a plane headed for Mississippi to start over and begin the life I truly want... Vegas wasn't what it was supposed to be, and I learned real quick that I just didn't belong... But now, for the first time in years, I truly feel at home...I am here with the Love of my Life, my soulmate, who has been so good to me, 10 minutes from the beach :D already lined up for a damn good job...not to mention, I will be attending school in the Fall to complete my degree in Journalism... I am so blessed to not only have a man by my side who supports me and takes damn good care of me, but a couple new friends who have saved me from the torment I was battling in Vegas... I felt bad leaving my Mom, but she was pushing for me to go, she knew how stressful the situation with her & Mike had been on me, and how badly I needed to find my own path, start my own life...I'm 24, I think it's time I start looking forward instead of living each
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Fun Facts About Me And Random Thoughts
Im stealing this idea from my former shrink Dr. Joe. I loved the detail and depth he shared and felt compelled to do so as well. So here goes * Editors Note * The following content is the views and opinions of one castle0417. The views expressed here are his and his alone and do not reflect the staff of FUBAR. 1. Im 27 and i still collect comic books and action figures. 2. I ve served in the Marine Corp and The Army for a total of 9 yrs and in all honesty felt the Marine Corp was a waste of time. I could have harnessed repressed feelings of anger and alcoholism at college. 3. Im an insomniac. Some Dr.'s speculate from Post Traumatic Stress but I would never confirm or deny either. 4. Im divorced and remarried. Once again when I think about the first memory I sometimes forget if it was a dream or a Memory. Perhaps another reason I dont sleep at night (hint hint). 5. I havent tried drugs...I always had the oppurtunity but in all honesty was too chicken shit to give in.
So Damn Proud !~
I am just Elated today .. Mike as most of you know is taking some college courses and he's loving it I havnt seen him this interested in any type of schooling for some years now ..Anyway today when he came back home from his World History II Class he told me his professor told everyone their grades as of this point in the semister and he's in the TOP 5% *Cheering* Wohoo'ing* Proud* I have always been proud of him more than I think he'll ever really know but this just put a Flower on my ol' bonnet ... Well I just wanted to share my happy news for the day .. back to Cleaning the Fish tank and getting the Dog vacuumed .. and waiting on the lady from the insurance company to come over and give the car a once over before *Crossing fingers* Cutting me a check so i can get it fixed .. The jeep conked out the Day after mike accident and that just cost me a pretty penny .. freakin over 500 bucks Youch ! that camping fund is getting smaller and smaller .. :( Anyway I wish you all
A Real Cowboy
A Real Cowboy An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked 'How many?' The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.' The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex.' The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.
Here I Stain At The End
World At Wit's End I'm not just disgruntled, it's not just some fucked up phase, Walked on broken bottles and tripped over all my strays. I'm not dead and I'm not bored, I'm fucking discontent. With that said, one more word from me and I will beg for breath. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that bends. I'm in a world of shit. I'm in a world at wit's end. My label says "Smoker," I can't see what your tag reads, Guess it must be "Choker," guess we all need air to breathe. Guess we all need labels, guess we all need numbers too. And we'll all follow fables dumbed down for the stupid few. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that bends. I'm in a world of shit. I'm in a world at wit's end. I'm not in a red state and I'm not in a blue state. I'm in the state of rage that is my only true state. I'm also a drinker, a drone of the Working Dead, A daydreaming, night-scheming hotheaded hellbent godsend. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that b
In the deep of the night, I dream of your soft and unbridled. Nothing is more beautiful to me than dreaming of you....wearing nothing but moonlight and my kisses....kisses along your spine, your inner thighs, your neck. I can feel your fiery passion begging to be shared....A passion that leaves us breathless....begging to be released....begging to become one with each other. A begging that only exists with you.
Blonde in a Round Room How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
I like my boobs. Theyre not big but they look sooo good. I like boobs in general.
now i know some peolpe might read this and some wow what a sorry sob. or bastard. but its bout that time i vent my feelings out. well i met some one on here n i thought things was goin well. but this person had told me some thigns n stuff n really didnt think nothign of it and crap but then when i come up n voice my feelings n crap its like f u and moves on to some one. ever have some one tell u that they love you then come up and say that same line to another guy aqnd then blame things on u. wel that is what happen here she blames things on me when in fact she should balme herself for takign what i said the wrong way. i feel that things wasnt goint o go good and that i was a rest stop sorta speak for her til she got with the man she really wanted. well then come to find out she changed things on her page n im like mmmm she was saying oh i love you day b4 valentines day the nextr thing i know she saying to another guy. then i get blocked n i asked her wth was goin on and she comes up a
Original Thought For The Day
"...Give one your heart and soul...but give many people your love." -Loquatious Mime Thanks Mike...
Pieces From 'the Oubliette
‘The Oubliette’ ©2007 Lady Soliloque Published 2007 White Space Rb2 Rb8 Victor slams the car door behind him; the storm that is brewing in the north bears down on them as the lightening brightens up the Charlotte skyline, briefly transforming the night into blinding flashes of daylight. "Damn Victor," Eric whispers. "This is some spooky shit." Eric's words echo throughout the parking lot and ring into silence as he turns and stares into the darkness. A soft chuckle drifts across the parking lot; he turns slowly back toward the cathedral as a figure disengages from within the shadows. Christian stands on the uppermost step, blocking the door, and looks down upon them his lips turned into a pretentious smirk as he leans casually against the stone. "Indeed." Christian says sarcastically. "Why, hello Michael, so nice of you to join us." Michael's eyes widen in fear as he faces Christian for the first time since that night. The reality of Christian is far more effec
Part 1 And A Half?
From behind I feel you move closer, anticipation races through my viens quicker than the wine could ever do. You lean over and remove my hand from the wine glass and turn me to face you. As you take your hands and move them up to my face, you whisper 'kiss me'. I dont know what took me over, your eyes or your lips as they spoke to me, iI did as you asked. Anyone in the bar would have thought you my lover already from the way you kissed me. Not an over indulgence, tongue raping kiss, but rather a soft, sensual, knowing kiss. As you broke away from the kiss, I realized that I didnt even know your name. To my amazement, I realized that I had just kissed a perfect stranger, in front of a group of perfect strangers. But rather than embarrassment, all I could feel was arousal. My lips felt swollen with need, not to mention the rest of my body's reaction. All else was forgotten as you took my hand to lead me onto the tiny dance floor. Of course, normally I would never let a stranger go a
Diary Of A Demented Snow Shoveler
December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas w
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When I Look To The Sky
When it rains it pours and opens doors that flood the floors we thought would always keep us safe and dry And in the midst of sailing ships we sink our lips into the ones we love That have to say goodbye And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that won’t seem to let me go Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make everything alright And when I feel like I’m lost something tells me you’re here with me And I can always find my way when you are here And every word I didn’t say that caught up in some busy day And every dance on the kitchen floor we didn’t have before Every sunset that we’ll miss I’ll wrap them all up in a kiss Pick you up in all of this when I sail away While I float upon this ocean I can feel you like a notion that I hope will never leave Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make everything alright When I feel like I’m lost something tells
Rules Of The Moment
Typically most people see BDSM in different light. Just like someone would see a painting, or photograph or even interpret a poem. That holds true for any local community that you might come across. Everyone having their own set of rules but for any intense and purpose, most have standards that are included. At the risk of sounding cliche', the first one rings true for pretty much everyone and everywhere: What happens at a party, munch or gathering, stays there. To most, that would be a given, but you would be surprised how many have ignored that rule and embarrassed themselves by blabbing about so and so's attendance at this party THEY were at!? How smart is that? Another real strong rule that I feel is crucial is that most people, when playing in a group environment SHOULD not only bring their own toys, but maybe someone to use them on?! It is considered a taboo, unless you are handed the implement by the owner, to reach for something that doesn't belong to you. Whi
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I'm A Loafer
You Are Loafers You are confident, powerful, and successful. Hard working and business like, you always dress and act appropriately. You are consistent and a bit conservative. You aren't really susceptible to trends, although you always dress well. While you tend to be formal, you know how to adapt to your surroundings. So are professional at work... but more laid back when your with your friends. You should live: In a huge city You should work: In a competitive field where you can rise to the top What Kind of Shoe Are You?
Here Jay... Answer This
Why dont guys care about the girl's feelings? Why do guys "feel the same way" about multiple girls at the same time? but its not called playing the girl... hmmmmm
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Freaking Stood Up!
So I wanted to meet this guy off here and he was all cool like yeah i will meet u up my house. Im like no ill meet you at the bar. Im not dumb. So I went to this bar, walked around in a banging outfit, got some other dudes number and still didnt see the freaking guy. He keep texting me and I just turned my phone off. BOYS ARE SO DUMB!!!
Leaders Of The Free World.
I'm sitting at home, sipping on some coffee, and watching President Bush's last ever State of The Union address and I must say, short of his address in 2002, this is about as entertaining as it gets for something as eyeball gougingly boring as political fluff can be. I am in essence...listening to Bush lie through his teeth as only he can do so eloquently, i.e. (as best his staff of speech writers can think tank ways to make a monkey of a man not sound like a complete and total buffoon). However, watching the faces of the presidential hopefuls as they burn little holes through Bush's flesh is so entertaining, I'm gripping my coffee mug and paying so much more attention to what isn't being talked about in the room, than what Bush is blathering on about. "Oh wow, did you see the face Hillary just made!?" Wait....what did he just lie about? something about how he actually supports earth friendly energy resources?....oh well "HA! Look at Kennedy and Obama sitting next to
Letter From My Chronic Illness And My Reply!
To whom it may concern: Congratulations! You have been selected to be the host for Fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue, chronic migraines, and insomnia. You will begin to experience many or all of these symptoms -- and may even deal with several of them at the same time. --Pain can be anywhere you can imagine. We are equal opportunity destroyers, therefore we will choose many places for you to experience pain. We have even devised many different types of pain -- it could be aching, stabbing, throbbing, tingling, burning, gripping, or cramping. We are continually improving our repertoire of pain categories, so updates are to be expected. --Dizziness. This can be accompanied by nausea, mental confusion, ringing in the ears, vomiting, loss of coordination, and sensations of spinning, rocking, or shaking. We try to simulate the experience of riding a never-ending roller coaster to satisfy your adventurous spirit. No safety harnesses required, and you have no choice of when the coaster r
It's True
Our relationship is rarely normal, so why continue now, right? I decided that since leap day only comes around once every four years, I would take advantage of the tradition of women proposing to their men. It's official. I will be Mrs. Cuddlepants. When, I don't know for sure. But I'm really excited about what the future holds for us. This is bad news for all you women out there, I know. He is the best catch a woman could find. Somehow, while I was blindly stumbling through life, I found my light and he fills me with more joy and warmth than anyone or anything ever could.
Meatloaf - Anything For Love
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back, I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact. But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way, And I would do anything for love, But I won't do that, No I won't do that. And some days it don't come easy, And some days it don't come hard, Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end, And some nights you're breathing fire, And some nights you're carved in ice, Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again, And maybe I'm crazy, Oh it's crazy and it's true, I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you. As long as the planets are turning, As long as the stars are burning, As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it! And I would do anything for love, Oh, I would do anything for love, Oh, I would do anything for love, But I won't do that, No, I won't do th
Can't Say I Love You
Can't say I love you Melissa Kenyon 2008 I'm not going to say I love you Cause I don't say those words I can't say something that I don't mean That is not fair to you or me Don't get me wrong I do like you But the words I love you are just to hard to say Please don't hate me Cause I just can't say those words I can't say the words cus you want me to I need to be in love with you to say the words So that is why I am not going to say I love you Just give me time To try to figure my life out I need to get to know me And then maybe one day I can say the words that you want to hear so much But till that day please forgive me for what I can't say
Wanting You
Wanting you Melissa Kenyon 2005 The closer I get to losing you The more I know I love you I stay awake at night Crying over you Just when I think I get to hold you Someone tells me its time to go Now I am wondering why My life is so messed up And I can't live with out you Wanting you back more and more But they just won't let me have you back I drift away into my own space Hoping I will soon be with you again Knowing you'll grow up with out me in your life is just not right Trying not to cry anymore But the tears just won't stop
What Can You See?
Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible.
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New Lounge Being Created
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Happy? By Mudvayne
In this hole That is me The dead are rolling over In this hole Thickening Dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me So overwhelmed Oh, this pressured center rising My life overturned Unfair the despair All these scars keep ripping open Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? In this hole That is me A life that's growing feeble In this hole So limiting The sun has set; all darkens Buried underneath Hands slip off the wheel Internal path-way to contention Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? Are you HAPPY? Are you HAPPY? Are you feeling happy? In this hole That is me Left with a heart exhausted What's my release?? What sets me free? Do you pull me up just to push me down again? Peel me from the skin Tear me from
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Sometimes-written By Cheyenne
Sometimes I imagine... Happily sailing through life you and me walking hand in hand able to face each problem and strife experiencing a love that understands Where I can rest all my anxiety in your comforting arms conquer every goal and see victory and not come across despair or harm Sometimes I wonder... If you think about me and share the same feeling or am I just a quiet breeze that comes and goes not affecting Do you desire the same love which echoes within my heart thoughts of me do you just shove and let my memories depart Sometimes I just wish... To be lost in you and in your passion bathe in your tenderness and rejoice to drown in the sea of your affection and float in bliss listening to your voice Sometimes I miss you and want you here wishing for much more wishing for you will you come to know or ever come near and hold this heart of mine that longs for you..
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The 4'9" Rule...
Good Morning and hello there and how are ya? The gal Idol’s were ok last night. I still think the Nurse rocker should go, but she did well last night. Carley was awesome to say the least, she should win… enough Idol chat. Ok, I heard this on the way into work today and it’s a safety notice, law what ever one may call it and perhaps just plain good sense to do it, but…when the object of a law crosses over into another category that is where I like to step in. The law is the safety seat for children. I agree with it and lord knows you have to have something in place or people will abuse it… oh before I herd off into another direction, I best give you the law I am referring to. “ Children under the height of 4’9” need to be in a booster, safety seat” So here is my thought process, most amusement parks will not allow a child under I believe it to me the 40” mark to ride there rides… you know the roller coaster thing-a-ma-bob that trusts one around and around until ya need a vomit bag or
Boyfriend Requirements
Boyfriend Requirements: You must be willing to do all of the following: 1- Shower me with attention! 2- Be sweet and give me lots of flowers, but be a devil in the bedroom :) 3- Be with me for ME, not because it's convenient for you. 4- NO LYING! Be honest...don't be a dick 5- Must be willing to devote at least 40 hours to me during the week, and 60 hours on weekends...MINIMUM! 6- Return phone calls even if it's only because of PMS 7- Express feeling when necessary. No whiney bitches...I can do that myself. MOST IMPORTANTLY----- Love me for me, let me be me, and love all of my quirks. :) Prove that your not like other men, you're different. Stole this from Beautifully disturbed's blog... awesome huh?? lol although, i changed the hours, i apparently need more attention than her lmao
Yahoo Tries To Delay Microsoft Showdown
SAN FRANCISCO - Slumping Internet pioneer Yahoo Inc. on Wednesday postponed a key deadline in a looming battle with spurned suitor Microsoft Corp., hoping to gain more wiggle room as it tries to escape a takeover. The Sunnyvale-based company's maneuver means that March 14 is no longer the deadline for Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) to nominate a slate of candidates to replace Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people )'s current board - the 10 directors who rejected the world's largest software maker's initial takeover offer of $44.6 billion. Microsoft had already signaled it was prepared to oust the board if Yahoo didn't come to the negotiating table before March 14. Yahoo hasn't offered a new nominating deadline. It will be set once Yahoo announces the date of its annual shareholders meeting. Microsoft will have up to 10 days after the public notice to nominate directors and begin what's known as a "proxy" battle. "Our objective here is to enable our board to cont
A Special Friend Like You
A Special Friend Like You A special friend is an absolute must, always to be there, on them you can trust. When you need them, they're never far away, even if you just want to tell them about your day. A special friend will listen and hear, always willing to lend an ear. You can tell them what is on your mind, and against you no fault will they find. When you need a hug you know where to turn, for arms that will wrap around you nice and firm. A strong embrace to comfort and soothe, whenever your day has not gone smooth. A special friend can be such fun, and keep you smiling till the day is done. They will make you laugh until you can't see, through all the tears of joy and glee. A special friend will keep you on your toes, to the point that you never know which way to go. Keeping your mind going round and round, so that you never know which way is up or down. I have a special friend you see, and he is just perfect for me. He will say the funniest thin
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AS TH DRAMA CONTINUES.. SHE STILL CANT RESIST COMING TO MY PAGE AND STARTING SHIT.. SO AS i ALWAYS SAY.. THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING SO HERE IT IS.. it's very simple, keep shit off my page and you wont have to see your lame shit posted and mud in your poor drama looking faces!! haha Now let me add Ryot girl & hot pink whatever to the list.. like I said, you bring it to my page? atleast have some guts to say something, or wait, my bad, you all cant only "act tough" in little flocks...thats right! Cant handle the heat? Tell your fire chiefy he needs a bigger hose! LOL
Lisa Is A Little Over 6k Away.
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The Puzzle
THE PUZZLE Like the pieces of a puzzle Thing can just come together From the realm of chaos They can fit one another It is one grand design Painting a pretty picture But not for all time If ones not careful It shatters and fades away Back to the realm of chaos It again falls that way Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle Things can just come together Things can fade away If ones not careful
Freedom Isnt Free
WE stand everyday and we are all proud to be free a lot of people dont really know what that means.This country has been through a lot to be able to say we are free men have died time and time again for the freedom of this country.One of the proudest days of my life was the day i raised my hand and swore to defend this country joining the military,Y es it was only the national guard i inlisted in paople always kidding calling me weekend warrior.back then it was funny to them but i dont think its so funny any more they dont see army national guard any more they just see what it says on the uniform us.armyI f you walk into a cemetary you see graves of people who were killed or died of sicknessor it was just their time to go When you walk into a place like arlington cemetary you know what everyperson in those graves died of and thats being a heroe and dying for this country we call free my hat is off to every man and woman who is serving or has ever served in the military because of all o
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