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I Believe
I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I believe- that heroes

Lifetime
Lifetime We're not going to die young, we're going to grow old together. And our love for each other will be forever and eternally. We are connected as one. This lifetime will not be enough for me. I want to spend as many lifetimes with you as much as I possibly can. My love for you gets stronger each passing day. It's an adrenaline rush seepin' through my veins, wantin' me to stay alive only for you, my Mouse. I love you with all my smiles, breath and tears. **11-17-06** Dedicated to: Trevor Lee Myers Written by: Linsey Kate Schnepper

Honestly..
do I, in any way, bring a reason for people to be so incredibly rude to me? Something happened on here yesterday that makes me think that I do attract the rudeness in people, and egg them on somehow. Below is the letter that resulted from the incident that I sent to Support, detailing it. I did marr the name of the offensive (in my opinion) member, so that the rare occasion comes that someone wants to send him hate mail or mean comments, it will be harder for them to do so. Because, yes, he is still on here, and the I don't believe that anything was done about it... Please, my dear reader, take a moment and read the message I sent below, and tell me what I should have done differently and what I did to attract his ultmost aggravating behavior... ------------------------------------------------- Okay, here's the issue. I made a mum about possible contest ideas that I could put into action. Link: http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=5637 There was another member (Di***ne) who com

Santa's Pissed!
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think -

Im Out!
I deleted my sticky bulletin: Thanks to the Few Friends who helped me out in the Goddess contest!!! PlayfulGod(love ya baby) t0mmy(you rawk Sweetie) Dawn(You are my girl muahzzzz) Jelly(I loves ya!) Radisome Mainer in Exile Sensitive Guy DolphinSinger You guys Rawk! And Anyone i Missed ...Thanks so much for all the help. To all 1900 something who didnt Im just sad :( Anyhow I am just posting this to say dont worry about voting for me now. One chick has close to 4000 comment i have around 1800 and I dont wanna waste anyones time at this point. So anyhow Thanks to all who helped me out!!! Love ya lots!!! xoxoxoox Angel (Not a Goddess :( waaaaaaaaa)

Burning Inside
Static-X f/C.Burton Bell of Fear Factory. (Mmm, Fear Factory...) Will these dreams still follow me Out of dark obscurity? Can't you see it up in the sky As it kicks you in the face and sucks you dry You never had the answers And now you tell me the facts of life I really couldn't be bothered with you Get out of my face and watch me die Burning inside! Burning inside! Absolution and a frozen room Are the dreams of men below I try to grab it but the touch is hot The mirror collapses, but the image came not I'm scared of the darkness in the light I scare myself because I know I'm right I see the evil in your savage eye As it cuts right through the sky Burning inside! Burning inside! Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin For the demons within I feel the pain is the death and decay But the lesson never fades away Too little shadows, turn away You throw the man through the window pane Another slave and a victim of fate Another lesson in hate Burning insi

New
Just registered for this thing today. It really is a lot better than another site I know of but won't say here haha. I think you know what I mean anyway. Anywho, I'm testing all the features on this thing, and I'm liking it so far. :)

Emotions
Wow you know I knew most times I can keep my emotions in check or I'm not very emotional. Just came to be today that I've ignored a big part of me and that is my emotions. Typically I won't care about a lot of things but with today's manifesting day the emotions around me have doubled in how I feel. Whether it's happiness, anger, frustration or everything else I've had today it has been twice what it usually would be in intensity. This has helped me realize that I'm more complex then I thought I was since I ignored and didn't think I could have all these intense feelings. I want to thank all my friends who have supported me recently.

New Music, Devil Doll
Blame it on Trix, i have decided to play the Queen of Pain album by devil doll for the next few weeks on my profile. Odds are you havent heard of them, but they are a great band, throaty burlesque shite. I reccomend if you listen to no other tracks, St. Christopher or Bourbon in your eyes.

Closer
Closer Winter is gone, Spring is here. I've gained another year. Years pass by my life. Have I done allright? Lessons learned, people met, What's for me yet? God granted me another day. Plenty more I do pray. Thoughts of yesterday, Make a better man today. Years I've tried so hard, Few rewards, seems so barred. I wake up every day, Gods given me one more way. One more day to reach my goal, Before my maker takes my soul. One step closer, it seems To live my dreams. John Vincent Mattiuz Copyright ©2006 John Vincent Mattiuz

Witches
I saw this today in a bulletin: WITCHES We are not evil We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at t.v. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humour. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you--to live in peace. We are much more than you think. Author Unknown And it sparked a few memories... and some thoughts. I would call myself Agnostic, if someone asked me what religion I am. If someone then pressed it, I would say I am Agnostic, leaning to Wicca. If someone could actually understand what Wicca is, and makes a comment along the lines of Wicca being a new-age Paganism, and how they are not into crystals and whatnot... I would tell them, I am Agno

What Kind Of Person Are You?
What kind of person are you really? NormalYou fit into the mold of what people think a person should be. You have your quirks, but you can blend in easily and can get lost in the crowd if you choose to. You are normal, but that does not mean that you are mundane. What is normal anyway? Take this test

Getting Ready
I'm in the process of getting ready for work. After tonight I have off for a while again. I'll be busy though while I'm off. I'm gunna try to take pics in the forest this time when I go to my parent's house. My mom should be calling me tonight I think.. I don't remember. Anyway, Yea.. I'm excited to go to work. I've been having a lot of fun again. I still need to find another job though. We need the money. I do believe Steavie is spending the night tomorrow.. at least that's what I think she said in her comment lol. I should really call her and just talk to her. I feel weird asking her online in and informal way.. ya know? Ugh.. my hair needs to dry a lil faster. I can't mouse it til it's damp.. and it's still pretty wet. Judy I do believe is fixing my pants. My button flew off at Keeva's head one day lol. I got some buttons for it so hopefully they will work. I don't know if I'm gunna wear my spanx today or not. I love those fucking things. I just feel unmotivated t

Comfort Me
Comfort Me I place my head against your breast, and feel your kiss against my brow. Then close my eyes that I might rest in the comfort that you give me now. A calm comes over troubled spirit, warmth envelopes head to toe. I feel your strength and reach out to it, peace of mind I soon shall know. I take your hand and walk through meadow, feel gentle wind against my face. The sun shines bright and castes our shadow, across the path that we shall take. Lifetime of friendship and respect with the lovely one I know. Feelings shared with one select, upon whose heart I do bestow.... this poetry with love. Kevin F. Dustin

Love Is A Privilege!
It is more than a gift. It is much more than an opportunity and far more than just a moment in time. Love is a privilege. Love is the purest form of praise. Love is the echo of God's wanting us to be more. It is a part of our obligation to live life fully. To find something in living that gives us such fulfillment and satisfaction that we leave with it a piece of who we are and take from it the essence of ever being near. To love even a little is to be even more than we could possibly be on our own. Love need not be passionate. Love need not be romantic. Love needs only to fill the gap between the longing for and the finding. To love a child is to nuture God's plans for the future, to make fertile the seed of hope He has planted. To love a man is a challenge. Men do not open that door too easily. To be loved means he has discovered in you the part that was missing in him. Completeness is the goal. To love a woman is like a glimpe of h

The Place
There is a place few dare to go, A place dark as the night. It is a place that must be traveled by faith, and not by sight. It is not a place for the faint of heart, or those controlled by fear, or those who can only accept what they can see, or feel, or hear. It is a place that lies deep within the human heart, A place that many of us only know in part. For some it is a place of refuge and of peace, For some it is A place where the noise and turmoil cease. For some it is a place of love and ecstasy, For some it is a place of heartache and misery. For some it is a place where they confront their greatest fears, For some it is a place where they shed a millions tears. For some it is a place where battles are won and lost, For some it is a place to be avoided at any cost. For it is in silence where we confront ourselves one on one, And decide what we are going to do and deal with what we have done

Ok So Yeah
Wow, OK. There are alot of annoying things about this site in general. One of them is that this site makes way too much noise for it's own good. Secondly, I just got logged out of my blog and lost all my initial data. These are things I feel need to be fixed. However, overall, this site is pretty OK. Anyway, I'm going to write in my real blog now. That's located at www.asmodaeus.com. Check it out YO.

Somebody Wake Me From This Nightmare
I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell (This animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this anima

Give Me Your Smile
Give Me Your Smile Give me your smile That offers hope In my moments of loneliness a smile that fills me up with happiness In my days of *darkness*... A smile bright, clear and diaphanous As my day since I could see The look of your eyes... Give me your smile That illuminates the uncertain way Of my walk, when everything Seems to go unlikely Give me your smile only And and I will find the place Where the light of a new day Returns to shine... Without ending... gabe* Thanks my love for help me With the poem! And with your smile and for make me very happy!

Too Effin Funny!!!
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. "Who represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com 2 . "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com < BR>3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than " Pen Island " at http://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at http://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the "Italian Power Generator" company, http://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the "Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales , http://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for "IP computer software", there's always. http://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The " First Cumming Methodist Church " Web site is h

Emotions--know Who You Are.
Tucked away in a corner Of a darkened room I can't see very far Past all this doom & gloom Somebody please save me Take this blackness away Don't leave me alone here now I'm begging for you to stay I sense you all around me But not close enough to touch Never in my life Have I wanted someone so much Far across in the distance I see a little shiny white light It's as bright as the stars On a cold and cloudless night If only I could step outside Just one foot out the door As the first ones the hardest This I know for sure Feeling caged like an animal Trapped inside these four walls This inner internal turmoil Spiralling me downwards for a fall All the tears that I've cried Have left tracks upon my face You see if you look very closely You'll see I was in a dark place Come show me the way Put me on the right path So I can be happy once again And smile with you and laugh No more depression now New beginnings

Addiction
To have seen her is to know addiction. The insatiable drive for more. More anything. More moments to watch her graceful movements. More time being lulled by her musical voice. More time standing in the air though which she has just passed, breathing her in.

Witches
WITCHES We are not evil We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at t.v. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humour. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you--to live in peace. We are much more than you think. Author Unknown

Stop By And Be A Friend And Drop A Ten
C'mon ladies stop by and check out my site. Plenty of pics. I have morre just need to post em. stop by and add me amd drop a 10 i will do the sam for you. I will reciprocate anything you stop by and do for me. Rayden

First Day On, And Already Censored.
Well, I knew it was inevitable. I opened this cherrytap account with the intention of meeting and networking with others who share my views and beliefs. However, in this era of white apologists who want everyone to "just get along" (read: Bow down to the colored man and give him whatever he wants 'cause we're scared of him and what he might do to us,) I knew it would be only a matter of time before the attacks against me would begin. In this particular circumstance it took the form of censorship. Or at least, attempted censorship. You see, when I opened this account, I uploaded a logo as my default picture. It was a simple black and white logo that featured a celtic cross with the words "White Pride World Wide." Nothing sexual. Nothing that promoted hate or violence. Really, nothing inappropriate at all. Just four simple words and a simple celtic cross. It was up for probably about fifteen minutes before it was "flagged" as being "nsfw." So it was removed as my profile picture. It'

Moment's
Take these Fears And Feed them into The Echoing Doors Slamming Tight Dripping Tears Of longing Fall on tinted silver Pipes Music runs its Lingering Melody I'm Sorry Don't run amuck in my Mind Don't Say those two-bit words That steal the heart and mind Of lovers Blind Soooo Sorry For all the Endless Good-byes Count the ways I've fallen The Bracken on the ground Doesn't cover my Shame But grows with Every new Pain Include the sadness of Years torn apart From hallways lit By torches light on The cold blue Embers Of the ash colored Night See the sand drown Out the time we have Left to escape This deluded image of mine Don't kill my dreams tonight Wait for that endless Sunshine that glows in Your eyes Bring to Life the wishes Of childhood Meanings Steal the hearts Of many to lift the Memories Of sweet Lullabies Here we leave a Bitter taste Of loneliness That weighs the heart down Of darkness Condescending We leave A story

Thanksgiving: A Native American View
Thanksgiving: A Native American View by Jacqueline Keeler I celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving. This may surprise those people who wonder what Native Americans think of this official U.S. celebration of the survival of early arrivals in a European invasion that culminated in the death of 10 to 30 million native people. Thanksgiving to me has never been about Pilgrims. When I was six, my mother, a woman of the Dineh nation, told my sister and me not to sing "Land of the Pilgrim's pride" in "America the Beautiful." Our people, she said, had been here much longer and taken much better care of the land. We were to sing "Land of the Indian's pride" instead. I was proud to sing the new lyrics in school, but I sang softly. It was enough for me to know the difference. At six, I felt I had learned something very important. As a child of a Native American family, you are part of a very select group of survivors, and I learned that my family possessed some "inside" knowledge of

What Gender Is Your Brain Quiz
Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?

Ok So Here Is What I Have All Together
They had been together for going on three years when they finally started talking about taking their relationship to the next step. It was going to be their third Valentine’s Day together and Damion wanted to make it special. He wasn’t sure how yet but he knew he had to find a way to make it a Valentine’s that Precious would never forget. After thinking about it for a while and talking it over with some friends, he decided he would take Precious out to dinner at her favorite restaurant, to a movie, and then out to the high school couple hang out. He told Precious to keep the entire evening free because he had something special planned for her. She kept begging him to tell her what he had planned but all he would tell her was that she would never forget that night. So on Valentine’s night Damion picked Precious up at her house at six and took her out to dinner. On the way there they talked a lot about their relationship and what they seen in the future for them as a couple. Ev

The Garden Of Eden
Im working on a collage Trying to bring together in my opinion the sexiest women on lc together!!! If you dont mind me ripping a pic or if you could send one I would greatly appreciate it. You can also email me at villan212002@yahoo.com Thank you

Southern's
Southernness Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... As in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" Is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add

Living The American Dream
It's A good thing yes it is THANK YOU REAL AMERICAN TROOP'S WHO ARE OVER SEA'S !!!!!!!!!!!! because of them I am able to stay here and be A slave to the rich and stay poor but I am making lead way to get out of death valley that I live in yeah this is an ADULT PLAY GROUND not a place for raising children or having A relationship ether so while I'm here I will make the best and live it up until I get snaged and have A desent lady again this time I'm not looking I just want female friend's so hey give A shout maybe we can hang out do somthing yeah IT'S ALL GOOD

If You From Hawaii.............
IF YOU FROM HAWAII, DEN YOU GET ALL DIS: You can understand and speak PIDGIN english. You go to dinner and "make one plate" with all the extra food leftover. You automatically take off your shoes/slippers in people's homes. You learned to play the ukulele in elementary school. You wear rubber slippers. You eat rice every single day. It's "shave ice" not"snow cones". You think 70 degrees is freezing cold . You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you. "You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner. You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki. You eat coconuts straight from the shell - and drink the juice. You know where all the creepy places (like burial sites) are on the island You eat Arare. You know what "tutu" means. It's SHOYU, not soy sauce. To you, sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH! You eat malasadas You have

Sept 11 2001 (looking Back)
September 11 2001 Like most of the rest of America, I have my fair share of stories from the days following September 11, 2001. I had moved to the NYC area in August 2001, and had really only just settled into my cushy Army desk job when the attack occurred. I remember the engineers in the next cube over from me watching it on their computer. I remember watching the second plane hit with them. As the building burned, and they talked about the number of people in those buildings, I desperately tried to think of some way to get those people out. I thought of the helicopters on base and went to my boss to ask if they could be used. He told me the grim facts about helicopters and buildings. He also told me that they would probably be useless by the time they got there. He was right, the buildings collapsed long before they would have been of use. I got sent home, where I tried to make sense of it all. I remember calling my family and telling them I was ok. Looking

How American Are You?
You Are 76% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

Alva B. Lovejoy
A lva B. Lovejoy, 95, died, Thursday, Nov. 23, 2006, at Presidential Oaks in Concord after a period of declining health. She was born in Concord on December 22, 1910, a daughter of Alma and Carl Bergstrom. Alva lived most of her entire life in Concord. She was a 1928 graduate of Concord High School. She was a volunteer librarian for many years at Conant Elementary School. She also worked for a number of years at Evans Printing Co. in Concord. Alva was a longtime member of St. Paul's Church in Concord. She was a big fan of sports - especially watching her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren participating and playing, particularly hockey, all over New England. She was predeceased by her husband, Edward L. Lovejoy, in 2004 after 66 years of marriage. She was also predeceased by her daughter Barbara L. Shackett in 1995, son-in-law Ralph Shackett in March 2006 and son-in-law Bill DeBonte in 1999. She is survived by two sons, Edward L. Lovejoy Jr. and his

What Flower Is Your Personality
What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)? RoseYou are a Rose! You are very high maintnence and expect a lot out of people. You are a hopeless romantic and enjoys company of the opposite sex!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Nypd Bullet Kills Groom On Wedding Day
You want to see liberal bias in the news? Read this story online… See how the writer tries to say the police are guilty of a crime without actually saying it. How the writer keeps making references to how only God knows why the mean police shot this man dead. Hey dumb ass! They tried to run the police over with their car!! AGRAVATED ASSUALT warrants the police to open fire you jerk!! I hate liberals…

Between Sleep And Dream
It lies just between sleep and dream That world where anything can happen Where you can almost touch reality But also do anything your heart desires That is where I wait It lays between breath and birthday candles That world where wishes come true Where you hope beyond hope And anything you want seems possible That is where I wait It lies in the space of a hug The world with no pain Where all that is known is another’s warmth And you never want to let go That is where I wait It lies in the breath of a kiss Where the world disappears Where all you feel is the taste of another And time loses all meaning That is where I wait for you

The Night Before Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Clement Clarke Moore Tweaked by TILTED 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, they were all drunk and soused; The stockings were hung by that ho over there, In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon find HIS pair The kids were asleep, Nyquil gone to their heads, While visions of excess kept them in their beds; And mamma in her teddy, climbed in my lap, We had just settled down for a long winter's *cough* nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew flashing my ass, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my traumatized eyes should appear, But Santa bent over, exposing his rear, That jolly old boozehound, so nauseous and sick, I knew by the stagger it must be St

Friends List ?!?!?!?
Well to let everyone know. that i have gone through my friends list and fans of list and deleted people out that don't talk to me or anything. I went from 379 friends down to 220. and my fans of list is down to 189. If you were on my list and read this and want to be back on, go read my profile first before asking to be put back on. To the ones that are on my friends list. You all are the greatest friends I have ever known. Thank you for being there for me. As you all know i have been there for you in one way or another, wether it was reposting a level up for you, helping you to level up or helping a friend of yours that you post a bulletin about that needs help.

Change; Accept It And Understand It
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 26 2006 8:33 AM Happy is he who learns what he cannot change. Know and understand; there really is nothing permanent except change. Many people look at change as a scary and a dark place. Unable to accept or deal with any type of change in there life. I personally welcome change and look at it as a good thing. Without change how can one live. Everything changes around us. You need to keep up or you will get lost in your own world of confusion. Don't miss the bus. So often we try to alter circumstances to suit ourselves, instead of letting them alter us, which is what they are meant to do. If you can realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold onto. If you keep thinking to yourself I can't change you won't. Life is a change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. We cannot change anything unless we accept it. If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. A positive at

Cutting The Strings
I've danced to their music, I've danced to the beat; I felt like a puppet With strings on my feet. But I've grown tired of trying to please And acting their way; I've put down the strings And am walking away. I know it's going to be tough, But that's what I'm going to do; Have you ever met someone Who actually liked you for you? © VICKI JOINER 2004-09-22 13:12:58

Taurus
Gemini- I'm a whore? Cancer - i'm a pimp Leo - I can make u love me!! Virgo- i have great lips to kiss!! Libra - I can have sex all night LONG!!!!! Scorpio - i'm sexy as hell Sagittarius - im the best at sex Taurus -i'm great in bed! Capricorn - I fuck like no other! Aquarius - I LOVE SEX! Pisces - i fuck betta than u!!! Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type Since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex life unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject of whatever your sign

Monday Mornin' (hagw)
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary Wilson Little We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on. - Richard Feynman To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. - Franklin P. Adams

So Yall...
Look at my blogs...which I understand is utter nonsense most of the time. But thats it you just LOOK. You dont comment me and that makes bunny cry. Are they that BAD? :( If i have your attention...Are you my fan..cuz if your not well...you should be..heres why! TOP 10 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE MY FAN 1. I am kinda Cute 2. I am smart 3. I make cool things and you may get one... 4. My blog kicks ass..well maybe not but hey... 5. Did i mention Im kinda cute? 6. I dont show naked pics...REPSECT it 7. Ill hax0r j00 8. I will fan you back 9. I have cool friends 10. I am kinda cute I post cute pics of bunnehs And I have flying monkeys... That is all!

Speaka De English
> NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH > A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated > conversation. > > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention > is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: > > "Emma come first. > Den I come. > Den two asses come together. > I come once-a-more! . > Two asses, they come together again. > I come again and pee twice. > Then I come one lasta time" > > The lady can't take this any more, > > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," > she retorted indignantly. > > "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex > lives. > > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man > > "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell > 'Mississippi'." > > $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

A Gurl's Guide To Condoms
Picture Images @ Bopmyspace.com WARNING: Boys cannot read this. If you are a boy and are reading this, stop immediately. The following article is chock-full of highly intimate girl secrets that will be 10 times more embarrassing than any TV commercial for feminine-hygiene products you've ever seen. So quit it. I mean it. You'll be sorry. Condoms Demystified There are basically three kinds of condoms: unlubricated latex, lubricated latex, and lambskin. The lambskins are no good because they haven't been proven to be a barrier to infection. Anyway, they're really made of lambies and that makes us sad, especially around Easter time. (The real reason we don't like them is that they actually smell like lamb. One is tempted to lubricate them with mint jelly.) There are variations on the basic latex condoms. Some condoms are prelubricated, with spermicidal jelly, even. Others are not. Strictly B.Y.O.K.Y. The strangest variation by far is the ribbed latex condom. Why are these

Something Funny
It's been rough lately...I have so much to do with school that I'm losing touch with people and it isn't because I want to. But this made me feel loads better...I just needed a good laugh I guess! lol FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY 1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "whereʼs the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage

By The Time The Lord Made Woman
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel mov

Muh Man
You mean more to me than you will ever know. With a passion that keeps growing, as the days come and go. You are more precious to me, than the stars in the sky. You make me more happy than any other guy! I cant wait to be in your arms my love, to kiss, talk, make love, and dance. Your my world, my heart my soul. Just to be near you is my ultimate goal. You have a special place in my life. And for the first time in a very long time, I have actually though of being a wife. I love you Baby, you may actually never know how much, but I will show you each day, with each kiss, and our every touch.

Politics Of Sorrow
What happened before Only repeats on Your memory screen The things you’ve Gone without Whether lost Or never found Linger inside Taking crazy For a drive If it could Only be This Or had gone Another way You would still Be yourself You’d be Living this day It occurred For a reason Take that as You may If you can Find trust It resets Life’s game

Old Time Sex
> >The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first > >time we had sex together over fifty years ago? > > > > > >We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back > >fence and I made love to you." > > > > > >"Yes, she says, "I remember it well." > > > >"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we > >can >do > >it for old time¹s sake?" > > > > > >"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" > > > > > >T here's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all > >this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see > >these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an > >eye >on > >them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. > > > > > >They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by > >walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make >their > >way to the fence. The old lady lifts her

I Am Raven
RAVEN Magic, Healing, Creation If a raven totem has come into our life, magic is at play. Raven activates the energy of magic and links it to our will and intention. With this totem, we can make great changes in our life; the ability to take the unformed thought and make it reality. The raven shows us how to go into the dark of our inner self and bring out the light of our true self; resolving inner conflicts which are long been buried. This is the deepest power of healing we can possess.

Princess Charming
You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Mellow Yellow
Well the weekend is upon us..I'm staying in all weekend I must kick this cold !!! Practice has been cancelled this weekend .. Nice how this works out I'm doing percussion and backup singing for this band ... Had a great day in the salon ..I wish it was a saloon but I'm sure I don't need the liquor. That brandy in the cupboards is very tempting..Little honey little lemon hot tea.. yum!! Be right back....Yes I do say that does hit the spot ...Its just past high tea time so Im not too late lol.. A friend has called, Donovan is playing close by..Should I go? I don't know most don't even know who he is anymore but us true beatnick's will never forget him..lol. Why now of all times I have the cough from hell and I would hate to cough all over everyones good time..Its settled I stay home I've seen him a few times.. This is just a very small place to see him a perfect setting, oh well...I guess I will stay home and drink tea and watch the TV or maybe I'll play a little..Im kinda hyper so I

Rate
Hey everyone!...So im in a semi good mood semi bad mood...So i guess thats better than a 100% bad mood!..Anyways im really bored and i need something to do...So Why not rate each others pics?..Sounds GREAT to me :D.. So yeah...If any of you nice wonderful people decide to do that leave me a user comment so i know its you and i can return the favor!!...Thanks Lovlies x0x0x -Ash

A Friends Promise
cute myspace layout *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* *hug*hug*hug*hug*hug*hug* Your A friend..... And I hope you know thats true.... No matter what happens.... I wiill stand by you... Whenever you need me to lend a hand... To do a good deed... So call on me... Whenever you need me... I will always be there.... Even to to bitter end.... This is a promise to all my friends...

Almost Everything You Wanted To Know About Me
SURVEY 1 If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Height? 6'3" 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope 3. Do you own a gun? Nope 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Ugh, if everyone actually knew what was in them 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Can't choose just one 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water or Starbuck White Chocolate Mocha with a shot of raspberry 9. Can you do push ups? Yeah but it's not pretty 10. Is your bathroom clean? I hate cleaning the bathroom but it's good enough for me. 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Ankh pendant I have 12. Do you like painkillers? They are good when I needed them. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? No 16. Middle Name? Robert 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. This is a damn long survey. Do I really want to go the gym this morning? H

12 - 03 - 06
Just to let all my friends know that i still can't rate stashes at this very moment. I don't know how long i have i have to wait before it resets. I hit my limit last night and it hasn't let me rate stashes at all today.

The New Census: An All-out Assault On Your Privacy
THE NEW CENSUS: An All-Out Assault On Your Privacy The federal government has quietly begun using an incredibly intrusive new census form called "The American Community Survey." Up to 1 million households a year will receive this form. This new "census" form is 24-pages long, and demands that you lay bare every detail of your life, including how much you earn, what your home is worth, details of your health, when you leave for work, previous addresses, pregnancies, monies received from government, and on and on. I say demand because you can be fined up to $1,000 for each of the 72 questions you don�t answer or which you answer "incorrectly." However, so far no one has been fined for not answering, nor are they likely to be if public resistance is strong. The ways the government could use this information to harm you are mind-boggling. For instance, any financial discrepancy with IRS or Social Security records could result in your criminal prosecution. Knowing when yo

Friends
There r many types of friends n this world, tha one that r yr friends becuz u got sumthin ta give them, then there tha one's r yr friends cuz who u know, & there tha one's that r cool in yr face & talk shit behind yr bac.There r true friends & fake friends, know who yr friends r if they've been down wit u from day one & have yr best intrest at heart then those r yr real friends!

Triplets
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing w

Work!!
wholesalers!! I am so mad at mine. on the verge of a fucking break, I do not need this crap! ok, so many of you know, my sis and I own a small business that sells japanese snacks and anime things. we have a convention we are due to sell at coming up in January. anyway, we placed an order with our supplier and tonight recieve an email back saying they have "changed policy" and need us to basically DOUBLE our order to fill it because of the new "minimum order" requirements. FUCK WHAT?? ummm no? that would not be good for us. so, great, tonight I get to spend looking for deals here and there at other places. This order has to be made by Wednesday, no later than Wednesday morning. AHHHH I am so damn frustrated right now, I cannot believe this is happening at this point. so I know that a lot of you are thinking "big deal, buy it elsewhere".. it is not that simple. these are things that are technically considered imports. it's like the difference between buying a Coors light and a Guinne

Pics
alright guys and girls...since ive gotten quite a few messages about my "family album", im going to open it up to friends too. it will only be open for a few hours tomorrow, so look out for it! its like a contest or something! =P good luck!

Know 1's Self
We learn about ourselves by bumpin up against sumthin solid. By throwin ourselves into a project, meetin an obstacle we cant overcum, perhaps makin sum mistakes, we learn what we r capable of & what we r not. We r not here 2 live a comfortable & placid life. Our task iz 2 grow & learn, 2 make a contribution, & 2 have sum tranquility while we do. Tha only way we can achieve those goals iz 2 assert ourselves, find out where tha solid limits r, & assert our right 2 make mistakes n tha process. When we first learn 2 drive a car, we oversteer & hit tha brakes too hard or too softiy. N tha process we learn how 2 feel what iz just right. When we r learnin 2 ask 4 what we need & 2 make a place 4 ourselves, we may ask too demandingly at times. That iz not bad. It iz how we will learn 2 do it well.

Mamma I Love You
Mamma I Love You You are my, life my heart. I've always loved you, and I never did or do stop loving you. either though I don't show it to you that much like i should. Your always in my thoughts when i go to sleep and wakeup in the mornings. When thoughs years we could'nt see each other the more you was on my mind. there were times that I would just start to cry anywhere and not know why I was crying. There's Times that I would cry in my sleep . Either though I was Not around you that much till like almost 9 years now. And till this day mamma I will always Love You Forever!!!!! Written By Bessie Marie Meadows

Where Am I????
Ok...this is for ALL the people I have gotten messages from asking me where the hell I am. Let me give you a glance into the world of retail while coming into this gloriously celebrated holiday season....... 1. THere is NOOO such thing as a social life right now. 2. Working 60-70 hrs+ is a normal work week 3. Only 3 days off till Christmas 4. The only days off I have are full and packed (Christmas shopping/baking for one, Boyfriends Dad's family Christmas is two, and the third is for the boyfriends graduation from the police academy. 5. Sleep is a MUST! So...when I get home from work its usually eat dinner and go to bed!!! Sorry that I wont be around much guys!! I will try to make it up to all of you when I have once again reclaimed my life!

Lost Cherry Alert!! Cum Find It And Vote
OMG..YUP IM BLONDE PLEASE GO VOTE ADN LEAVE A SMAL COMMENT ON THIS LINK, ALSO FEEL FREE TO VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WOULD LIKE WHICH I HOPE IS ALOT ..MWAHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..THE LINK IS BELOW ADN PASS THIS TO UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=2773692492

Something For The 3 Or 4 That May Read This
The song is called "Love will make you Beautiful" by The Afters. Time is slipping away Days go by, fade away With one eye opened, one closed I think you know Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful Thoughts swirl, spinning around Weary, falling down When out of the darkness a hand Reach out Hold fast ~Chorus~ Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful Turn round this time Love is there to find Lift your head and see Open uo your eyes Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful

Friends
You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. If you get this back from: Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend!

Defining D/s
By Master Len o BDSM - Bondage Discipline Sado Masochism o DS - Dominance Submission o Dominant - a personality trait o Submissive - a personality trait o Master - owner o Slave - consented to be owned o Sadist - enjoys other’s pain o Masochist - enjoys pain o Bondage - tying with rope o Discipline - punishment o Top - the whipper o Bottom - the whippee It is my intention to make clear definitions for some terms that will allow for better discussion and debate, as well as better understanding. The definitions are my own and you may choose to use them or not. You may give these words different definitions or you my use other words to describe the same thing. Perhaps some other person will add a list of synonyms to the list. I have lived a lifestyle for over 20 years that has given me much insight into what many of the terms represent and have a good understanding of the difficulties in discussing the many ways that people live an alternate lifestyle. I am not

Yes You.. Faker
This is a first time for me.. But, Thank you little miss faker. Without your low self esteem and bad looks i wouldnt have found my Soul Mate and love of my life. He'll be home to me soon, date is set and ticket is bought. I've NEVER thanked a fake before but for all of this that i've been blessed with in my life... THANK YOU!

Naughty Or Nice?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand whilst your halo shines in the sun. Ah, we're just taking the mickey. But you are awfully good. Certainly, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stay in the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and- nude-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Organise a practical joke. Go to a strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! your Naughty! wild thing! Are you Naughty or nice

Waiting On A Woman
Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been Waitin' on a woman When I picked her up for our first date I told her I'd be there at eight And she came down the stairs at eight-thirty She said I'm sorry that I took so long Didn't like a thing that I tried on But let me tell you son she sure looked pretty Yeah she'll take her time but I don't mind Waitin' on a woman He said the wedding took a year to plan You talk about an anxious man, I was nervous Waitin' on a woman And then he nudged my arm like old men do And said, I'll say this about the honeymoon, it was worth it Waitin' on a woman And I don't guess we've been anywhere She hasn't made us late I swear Sometimes she does it just 'cause she can do it Boy it's just a fact of life It'll be the same with your young wife Might as well go on and get used to it She'll tak

Quoted For Truth!
In time you will find that to be happy with someone else, you first need to not need that person, you will find also that the person you love, or think you love, who doesn't want to have anything to do with you, is not the person for your life. You will learn to like yourself, to take care of yourself, principally to like who likes you. The secret is not to chase after butterflies; it's to take care of the garden so that they come to you. In the end, you will find not who you were looking for, but who was looking for you. I love just who likes me!!!

Back Where I Started From
I feel as if im walkin in a circle riding a fawkin rollercoaster life is going up and down just when i feel like things are going good something in my life brings me back to the ground guess im not meant for all this shit but there is one thing that keeps me around thats what i need to focus on now as soon as i get my health back in order get back on my feet then this circle will start all over again i will be on an emotional high so now ill sit here doing anything anything i can to get better doing what i can to get by but im here alone once again right back where i started from guess some fools just never learn fawk it.. just the story of my life give this chapter of the book a turn...

Hey Everyone
hey y'all .....i live in texas and i'm new to this whole cherry thing....i'm engaged to a wonderful man. i'm bisexual so really i'm only lookin for cool people to kick it with and/or be friends with.... anyone interested?

Santa Humor
sometimes santa just has to be honest.......... deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ____________________________________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ____________________________________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen

Fdny
Let us never forget that day,We lost 343 brothers that day including Chief of Dept Peter Ganci Jr.They all went in the same way they did every day but this time it was there final call.Thet all served with honor.They gave there lives in the line of duty we thank them all.You will never be forgtten.God bless you,your families.God bless FDNY and all who serve her.

If Only
If only i could find a way to say the words I've kept for a long time Oh if only i could stay to make you Feel the way i do With us not parting i can If only i could let you know I love you so Oh i love you so much Oh if only i could find a way To say it easily Oh god, please let it be If only we could have more time To learn, to love, to know our feelings If only time could slow down and in every minute We are in each other's arms Oh if only Oh if only i can

Cool Test
This test is based on how cool you were in High School and what crowd you ran with, etc................., but it's still pretty accurate by today's standards. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. LET'S SEE, ARE YOU A STILL A COOL PERSON? Cool Person Test - Click Link below... http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm )

First One!
YAY! My firstest blog on here! Yay me! I'm just in a writing mood tonight. I'm in a sort of reflection stage at this point. I guess it's because of the new year that is upon us. It's got me thinkin about how I feel about THIS year. I'm happy. I can honestly say right now I'm happy. I'm getting older, and not so scared of that anymore. I started a new job, created some great friendships, strenghtened family ties... and met an amazing person (LOVER!) Of course, I've had my fair share of heartbreaks... but this year it just seems that I've been able to let most roll off my back. I'm in a happy place. My heart is at ease, and full of love. I can smile, and know that it's no longer the plastered image of what others want to see. I can't wait to see what next year brings to my friends, my family, myself... and everyone out there! I digress... lol. Anywho, today has been very frusturating for me. For some reason, I just can't sleep well lately. I just completely passed out last night, but

Bubba
Bubba There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Bubba says "Yes I do!" so Bubba's boss says "Well prove it!" then Bubba says "Pick someone... and I know them!" Well Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Bubba says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, p

Internet Gangs Hire Students For Cybercrime
By Reuters http://news.com.com/Internet+gangs+hire+students+for+cybercrime/21w-M7348_3-6141989.html Story last modified Fri Dec 08 06:07:15 PST 2006 Organized gangs have adopted "KGB-style" tactics to hire high-flying computer students to commit Internet crime, a report said on Friday. Criminals are targeting universities, computer clubs and online forums to find undergraduates, according to Internet security firm McAfee. Some gangs have sponsored promising students from other disciplines to attend computer courses before planting them in businesses as "sleepers." McAfee said the students write computer viruses, commit identity theft and launder money in a multibillion-dollar industry that is more lucrative than the drug trade. The gangs' tactics echo the way Russian agents sought out experts at trade conferences or universities during the Cold War, the company said in an annual report. "Although organized criminals may have less of the expertise and access needed

Letters To Santa
Dear Santa, Do you see us when were sleeping? Do you really know when were awake, like in that song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that guillible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whinney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa Dear Santa I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a

Writing On The Shower Door....
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open, my closet monster is nocturnal 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Depends on if they are a decent brand 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel? I've done more than "it" 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No, it was afraid of heights and jumped from the pole into my arms....mean ol' highway department! 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? I'm wearing a dress made entirely of post-it notes right now 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? sometimes, but then again...I just like to cut things 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? I would rather be attacked by a swarm of Dawn worshipping groupies 9. Do you always smile for pictures? Nope, I hate having my pic taken 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? People who don't respect others 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I'm not allow

Christmas In East Haven
This song was banned on the radio here! It offened Italian americans...I am the latter and it doesnt offend me. I love this song:) So listen to it and tell me what ya think! Don't hit and run just hang out and listen to the whole song! EAST HAVEN — Christmas still will be celebrated in town this year, but for some people the holiday just isn’t the same — for better or for worse. That’s because after nine years as one of the hallmarks of the holiday season in Greater New Haven, "Christmas in East Haven" — maybe you know it as "Christmas Time in ’Staven" — isn’t on the radio this year. Hamden-based KC101, the Top 40 radio station, created the song in 1996 and ever since has fended off criticism from some offended locals, as well as from the likes of the Washington-based National Italian American Foundation. This year, the station, at 101.3 on the FM dial, retired the song.

From Dave Barry - Funny!
Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn-by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious and political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant

Thank You
Thanks to everyone who have made me so welcome to the site. Unfortunately I've not been able to reply to all of you as I'm having difficulty viewing the site properly. Hopefully it can be resolved. Until then, sending some good warm wishes back to you all. E x

He's Just Not That Into You.
"Maybe he's just not that into you." says my friend Meredith. Okay, so no one likes to hear that. But that's why she's my friend. And as she listens to me cry, gush, rant and rave about my dating adventures (misadventures?) she offers me this very sound comment that is truly becoming the light bulb that goes off in my mind. So where am I going with this? Okay, since many of the guys I've dated, am currently dating or may in the future be dating are on here, I won't use real names- they'll know who they are. Okay so let's first address the women: You know how when you're dating someone you're excited about you can't wait to talk to them again, can't wait to see them again, love spending time with them, do nice little things for them, etc. You typically make it obvious that you're interested. Not so with guys. So there's this one guy. I wouldn't even really say we've dated. Mostly just slept together (yeah, I get what I deserve I guess). Well, we went out a few months ago for th

A. A. A. D. D,
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decid

New Rocky Movie
Now i know Rocky was one of the all time great great movies. Actually Some of Sly's better films but dont you think it is time to retire the legacy. Hey dont get me wrong i know i will be going to see it. But still after Rocky 2 none of the other movies quite lived up to the name. I Just hope that this one is better then the last.

Seven World Dissapointments
Seven World Disappointments Current mood: angry BEWARE!!! IT'S SAPPY! I wrote this for a certain someone. i know i'm not the first person to feel or wonder these things. hope you enjoy. Seven World Wonders One: I wonder what's under those cloths Two: I wonder how those hands would feel in mine Three: I wonder how they would feel on my body Four: I wonder how it would feel to fall asleep next to him Five: I wonder how it would feel to make love to him Six: I wonder how it would feel to kiss his lips Seven: I wonder how I'm gonna get him One: Nothing Two: They were cold Three: They gave me hypothermia Four: We were miles apart Five: It wasn't that great Six: They were dry Seven: I never will

Tuesday, August 8,2006
today at uab well we are here in birmingham, alabama alan's surgery went well. we should know something about his results in about 2 weeks.he will be wheelchair bound also for the next two weeks. he is sleeping right now, and has been for most of the day. everyone up here has been really good. alan really enjoyed his nurse julie. i have a picture of him and julie that i will post once we get back home.well just wanted to let everyone know how he was doing.

Free Money!!!!! Lol
ok,,guess i need a link here,,lol ok,,so one of my friends placed me in a contest,,,and im getting severly crushed,,lol,,im not too big on these,,but hopefully a couple will help out this canuck,,lol http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=399407&albumid=138049&i=2930800527

Untitled 6
9-14-03 Untitled 6 By: Travis Smith So I sit here all alone like a dog In its pen who was told it couldn't be seen again Trying to recall my past only To have lost it at last in my shame I no longer feel pain My head is split while my feet are dry Why is it that I have to cry? I will never know exactly why

I Believe
I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - ....that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - . . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter

Mercy
The feeling of the velvet backing of the blindfold as it slips across your eyes and face sends a shiver down your spine every time you are blindfolded by this man. You know you are going to submit and yield and feel pleasure like you have never felt, every time it seems to be greater, seems to get more intense (you couldn't walk for almost an hour after the last time he got his hands on you), and tonight will be even greater. You feel his hands brush your arms as he reaches for the leather restraints fastened to your wrists you hear the padlock click as he locks your wrists together behind your back. You stick your chest out, displaying your hard nipples and your heavy breasts begging for his attention for his touch upon your flesh you feel his hands brush your knees and calves as he spreads your legs making you stand with them wide apart. You hear the clinking of the metal as the spreader bar is placed between your legs and the soft click of the pad lock as it is locked in place, hold

Cock-a-leeky Soup
Cock-a-Leeky Soup This is a very simple warming soup. Made from the staples of the scottish diet, all the ingredients should be easy to source. Cock-a-Leeky Soup Ingredients: 1 small chicken (2-3lbs) 1 Chopped Onion 6 Leeks, cut into inch long pieces 2oz long grain rice 1 Small Carrot (grated) 1 Teaspoon salt 3 Pints Water Salt & Pepper to taste 1 Tablespoon chopped parsley Method: Place the chicken, giblets and onion in a large saucepan. Add the water and bring to the boil. Cover and simmer for 1 & 1/2 hours until the chicken is tender. Remove from the heat and skim off any white scum. Take out the giblets and discard. Take out the chicken and strip the meat from the bones. Discard the bones Return the meat to the stock, then add the leeks, rice and grated carrot. Bring back to the boil, cover and simmer for a further 30 minutes. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Add the parsley before serving. Serves 4 - 6

Radom Thoughts...
Well ok this is my first blog on here...not exactly my first blog I have a couple on myspace...anyways lets see I guess Im new on the Cherry tap it seems alright pretty fun. Well heres so additional info on me so if I ramble deal. OK well Im 22 Female Im in the process of attempting to get a divorce my dearest soon to be x husband isnt being exactly cooperative more like a pain in the ass... Even though I am getting divorced please dont sending me messages asking to get together or meet or anything along those lines I am not in the mood for anything now other then friends who I can joke and have a good time with. I have a beautiful 2 year old boy he is the love of my life hes the cutest baby ever obviously you can look at my photos and see for your self. So well umm I guess basically Im a soon to be single mom and im looking to meet people who will respect the fact that I am on a just friend status and want to talk to me anyways......Technically I am in a I hate men mode no offense 1 r

How Do U Communicate?
You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communicate?

For My Master
You enter the room And I kneel at Your feet So beautifully Dominant It takes my breath away! I look up at You Eyes shining brightly Total trust and security in Your love of me It takes my breath away! You lay Your hand Upon my skin Soft as a summer breeze And passion ignites my blood Taking my breath away! You take me in Your arms And hold me tightly against You Tears fill my eyes as I give thanks To the stars above for You And an overwhelming gratitude Takes my breath away!

King Of All Excuses-staind
"King Of All Excuses" You, I trusted your intentions a trust you took advantage of now you are sitting in the hole that you dug around yourself. You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? Is she your partner in deception caught inside the web you've spun? Did you forget that you were family, the damage you have done? You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? I trusted you. I trusted in you. This time you're gonna get it All the things you've done coming back to you This time you're gonna feel it Your conscience slowly suffocating you In time you will regret it Say goodbye to all the things you've gotten used to Life will find a way to bring this karma to you Life will find a way to bring this karma to you You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth

Everything Is Wrong-crossfade
"Everything's Wrong" It hurts to be alone in the cell I call my home. But it heals me in my mind without you by my side. I feel so down and out and you never knew that about me. When you fought this all away and now I know it was no mistake. But it's all gone. Nothing feels good anymore, everything's wrong yeah! Nothing feels right anymore. I'm a slave to my anger, everything holds me down, so I wont try anymore. But it's all right. I left without a plan, I knew you would not understand. It all builds up to this day, made it too hard along the way. I felt so full of doubt at the thought of running out kills me. And I kept it close to home but I love being all alone. When it's all gone. Nothing feels good anymore, everything's wrong yeah. Nothing feels right anymore. Im a slave to my anger, everything holds me down. So I wont try anymore. And im still hanging on and I tried so hard for you. And im still holding on and I've tried my best for you.

Silverchair-freak
No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sitting on a ball In the middle of the Andes Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak Try to be different Well get a different disease Seems it's in fashion To need the coldsore cream Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak I don't really know How to put on a "cool" show As boring as they come Just tell me where to go If only I could be as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you body and soul im a freak, im a freak body and soul im a freak, im a freak Freak --------------- Silverchair - FreakMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Top 10 Thoughts Of 2006
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00??? Number 2 In the 60s, people took 'Acid' to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take 'Prozac' to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know

Spooky Stuff Going On
Last night I was in a lot of pain like I usally am but last night it got so bad I passed out.Well while I was out my fiance dead sister entered my body and told him to call his mom.He thought it was me but when I came to I told him I had passed out and we figured out what happened.I am really tired today and still in pain.I am afradi this will happen again because he is refusing to call his mom.Please no negative feedback I know not everyone believes in stuff like this.

Your Love Life Secrets Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

10 Things That Ruin A Relationship
10 Things that Ruin Relationships 1. Secrets — You fear the consequences of telling your partner something you are ashamed about, and therefore cut off lines of communication. 2. Egotism — Thinking of yourself before thinking of your partner or the relationship diminishes the importance of your partner. 3. Pettiness — Blowing the little things up into big things when there is probably something else that is going on results in avoidance of the real issue. 4. Power — Always needing to be in control and trying to control your partner does not allow your partner his or her own indepedence. 5. Priorities — Doing everything else in your life before putting effort into the relationship tells your partner that his or her needs don't equal yours. 6. Selfishness — Using the relationship to feel good rather than just trying to be a good person in your relationship. 7. Excuses — Not accepting your responsibility for your mistakes and owning up to them shows a lack of maturity. 8

Job Part 2
Well I have seen my schedule for next week. And guess what they did to me? If you guessed that they put me down as that i am suppose to work next saturday you are right. They are fucking me over on my schedule. I told them when i got hired in I don't work on sundays. Well guess what they had me on the schedule to work this sunday from 2 pm to 11 pm. I'm not working it, they can kiss my ass. Bad enough I have to work tomorrow from 8 to 5 and they are in for a surprise tomorrow when i leave at 4:30. I am not taking an hour for lunch. I can't stand taking an hour for lunch. It drives me up the wall. Bad enough I am going to be standing around tomorrow with my thumb up my ass for 8 hours. Well Monday hours isn't bad i work 7 to 3. Wednesday i work 9 to 5 and friday 9 to 5. I am hoping they change those 2 days also to 7 to 3. I hate working to 5 feels like my day is shot. Okay well I ranted enough about my job. I will be happy if I can make it through next week without walking out.

Why You Need South Dakota Friends...
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food South Dakota FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. South Dakota FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. South Dakota FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. South Dakota FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. South Dakota FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. South Dakota FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. South Dakota FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. South Dakota FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. Sout

Umm Yeah
I see we are the only couple downrated in the contest. I am sorry some people are jealous. I have a good idea of who did the downrating though. Thanks to whoevers voting. Im kinda sick atm so ill be back tomorrow. Love to all Please Vote for us! D-N-A This is our 3rd Xmas together soooooooo make us the cutest couple on CT!! Thisis a comment bomb contest so bomb the heck outta us!!Click the link Below to Rate and vote your butts off...I will help whoever votes for us out anyway i can!!

Rick's Top 10 Ct Cherry's
I'm looking for the 10 hottest women on CT If your a family member, friend or fan message me and I will add your profile link directly to my page and will fan you to bulletins, 3 times a week. Graphics by Rick's Top Ten Featured Cherrys will also be eligible for a series of desktop wallpapers commissioned by me and will have your profile promoted to my 8 yahoo model groups which currently have 3500 members. so don't hesitate, if you want to be in my top 10 then contact me asap....re-post this to all your friends this is an offer open to all sexy ladies of CT.

Best Lips Contest
I am holding a Best Lips On Cherry contest... I will be accepting 25 pics to be voted on... Please rip and send pictures to me before Sunday December 19. Contest Starts Monday December 18 @ 12:00 Pm CST and ends Monday December 25 @ 12:00 PM CST. Please rip photos and get them to me ASAP.. Lets make this work guys!!!!!! Prizes will be determined at a later time.....

Its My Story, The Real Surprise? Its All True... Word For Word
one day, he took me to the beach, the sun was setting and it was beautiful... i looked at the guys working on the trees, and then they fell silent... i turned around........ **** he was on one knee, on the sand... the sun was behind him... **** he asked me if i would spend forever with him, and he gave me this ring... i was speechless... **** i said yes....... and yes i cried.... he held me until the sun when down... **** the guys behind us honked and cheered, then resumed working... how nice of them to turn off their engines, and machines, to make that day absolutely perfect... **** he didn't know at the time, but 1 year later i told him... when i was younger, that is how i imagined i would be proposed to, that is exactly how i wanted it... on top of that, he gave me a ring so perfect, it is hard to believe that he picked it out by himself...

Poem 3
Life Poem The Road I Have Traveled © By Stephen The road I have Traveled. Bridges I have crossed. I've gone the extra mile, I've come to many stops. I had a few road blocks, toward what I thought, could be the end. But had to be brought back a mile or two again. So when closure comes, I do know what it will mean. I'll finally have peace of mind, I'll be able to feel,think, and breathe I probably won't believe it. I'll think it is all a dream. And although the journey will have ended. I'll never forget What I've learned along the way, or how I learned to take it day by day.

5 Openings Left For Top 10 Babes ...
I'm looking for the 10 hottest women on CT If your a family member, friend or fan message me and I will add your profile link directly to my page and will fan you to bulletins, 3 times a week. Graphics by Rick's Top Ten Featured Cherrys will also be eligible for a series of desktop wallpapers commissioned by me and will have your profile promoted to my 8 yahoo model groups which currently have 3500 members. so don't hesitate, if you want to be in my top 10 then contact me asap....re-post this to all your friends this is an offer open to all sexy ladies of CT. please re-post this blog so that all concerned may take advantage of this offer. looking for the hottest cherry's on CT!!!

~~speed Traps In The Usa~~
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT. Sign You're Driving Too Fast........ This one is destined to become a classic, If this doesn't make you laugh or at least smile ... you need to think seriously about getting professional assistance.

Life Sucks Most Days
I wish my brother wasnt 2 hours away. I miss gettin to hang out with him. I love my sister nlaw to death, and I love when they come in because we always get along, and she is one person who doesnt judge me, no matter what it is I have to say. And my brother, well he likes corrupting me LOL. There is nothin like family. unless you are married into the friggin chaos I did. so damned tired of bs, ppl not feelin I'm good enough for anything, i'm too fat, i'm too much of a bitch, i have an attitude, I work to much, I play on the computer too much, I dont run after everyone and kiss their ass enough, my bills were late so i'm a horible person, I let my daughter run around with chocolate on her face so i'm a bad mom now. WTF ppl GET OFF MY DAMN BACK. I'm at my breaking point that the other day I found myself thinkin if it wasnt a sin and I'd go to hell for it, I'd blow my own, or someone else's head off. Aint that somethin? I cant say I've ever been to the edge of insanity like that. Tha

Cards For The "not So Good" Relationship!
Cards for the "not so good" relationship! LOL Body: I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I never believed in hell until I met you. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking? As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly ass. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that nwe've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys. I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

Depswa-silhouette
Sometimes Mixed emotions they ramble on inside For a false sense of reality So I try to escape From this place that brings me down Cause I feel there's nothing else Left inside me anymore And I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you Here in my mind again I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you But now I can't find you anymore And I try to erase all these feelings that I have Of that happy perfect life There's just a cold and darkened memory And i have to pretend that you're here for awhile But I know that's just a wishful temporary remedy And I want to There's a need to To believe in something Something that won't leave me heartless And I want to There's a need to Know that there's something Something that won't pass me by And I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you Here in my mind again I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you But now I can't find you anymore I know that there's reasons to forget what was had To

Changing
I know some people read my first blog and I'm sure I scared them a little about what I wrote... The thing is, I had to lose my anger and I'm glad I did. I feel better now after I posted that blog. I just don't understand that my honesty is not appreciated. I had the chance, I told the truth and BANG! Gone, just like that... All I can say is it's sad that person made that choice. I think it's the wrong one, but I'm not the one asking to reconsider. It's up to her. Anyway I deleted it because it's no use keeping it up. Enough with the hurting, the lies and the arguments. Time to make a change. And I'm ready to do so. I'm glad someone is with me to get me through this. You know who you are... And I love you for that, and much more...

15 To 19 - Loves Labours Lost
I am so sure there was already a piece of genius entitled 15. Maybe it was flagged nsfw by some weirdo, cos it said bum or cos my name is nobby i don't know. Anyway I digress... What have I been up to and what is todays theme? I have no plan so I will make it up as I go a long, which invariably means it will be pap. Suggestion 1. Late teens, as these are the windows to open (into my mind, woooo) Ok then, this is kind of like a little biog-blog. At 15 I was in love, with a girl, myself, all kinds of inebriation and sport. At 16 I was in love with a different girl, different ways to get inebriated and the same sports. At 17 I was still in love with the same girl (if memory serves me) and finished school with a glowing set of grades, skipped going to uni to do a dull engineering degree and went to play cricket in australia. At 18 I was still in love with the same girl, still getting inebriated but ever so slightly less in love with sport but still suitably in love with myself

Happy Holidays
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I Woke Up Today
and realized I was pushing through air. Pushing past molecules and dust towards the night. I looked outside and realized my own mortality, piggybacked on a metal frame attached to wheels. Like a patient in the hospital worried about the doctorspeak outside the hallway I heard the air whip like language telling me I would die one day. I opened a book and read this is normal. Humancondition... not to worry. And we shall overcome. My head tells me I'm not so sure. My heart tells me to look into others as no one looks into mine. I look inside and tell her she is beautiful. Not in the commercial fake esteem boost. Not in the commercial reality therof. Not in textbook paradigm way. Not in the cop out falsed feigning compliment... half truthed, but Beautiful. Even if she didn't visualize it herself. I lay down tonight and shall see tomorrow what daydream nightlife/daylife nightdream may come.

Damn!!! I'm Hot!!!
ok, so i know I am not hot, but it got your attention did it not? I love reading peoples profiles and seeing where they say I am hot. Who says you are hot? Just because you flaunt naked pictures of yourself does not make you hot nor does saying you are hot make you hot. Too me, hot is someone who is just themselves without having to try and act like something or someone that they are not. Seems too like the ones that say they are hot, dont' even post pictures of themselves cause they dont' like what they look like. Now, don't get me wrong there are a lot of people out there that are hot and they don't flaunt it or try to act any better than anyone else. i am sure that i have stepped on some toes and pissed some people off, but come on people, everyone of us is good looking in our way.

No Matter What
were or how far we are from each other we will always be the best friends on this earth. no mater what you look like on the outside all that should really mater is what you fell inside you heart. no mater what other people think of you. just think how specail you are inside you, thats what counts the most of all.

Cop. Lol
Body: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

Greater Poetry
She Walks in Beauty She walks in beauty like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow’d to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair’d the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Of softly lightens o’er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that check, and o’er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! Lord byron http://www.angelfire.com/co3/NevermoreKeep/byron.html Copy this link for more of his work

What Piercing R U?
You scored as Belly Button Piercing. People who get this are usually really annoying. No I'm just kidding, I'm sure you're really nice. Well, no, you probably are kinda annoying. But in a good way. It's cute, really. Lots and lots of cute...Belly Button Piercing100%Cartilage Piercing90%Dirty Piercings70%Tongue Piercing70%Earlobe Piercing60%Nose Piercing60%Nipples60%Labret Piercing60%Lip Piercing0%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

New Pics
So i have some recently added pics in my Mrs.Flyhead Album, Me And Jennie Album And Things Made For Me Album..If You Haven't Already Plz Stop By My Page And Rate/Comment...Thanks :) PS. My boyfriend is a idiot.He made me a sandwich with the crust part of the bread :(

Mississippi Mud Pie
Ingredients: ***CRUST*** 1/2 cup pecans -- roasted, chopped 1/2 cup walnuts -- roasted, chopped 2 pie crusts (9 inch size) ***FILLING*** 16 ounces cream cheese 8 ounces sour cream 8 ounces powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 cup sugar ***TOPPING*** 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/4 cup cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup skim milk 3 egg yolks -- beaten 2 cups skim milk 3/4 cup sugar 1 tablespoon margarine 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon almond extract Directions: CRUST: Mix pecans and walnuts and add to your favorite pie crust recipe, or use 2 frozen pie crusts, baked according to package instructions, with nuts divided evenly over bottom of crusts. Set aside to cool. FILLING: Mix cream cheese, sour cream, powdered sugar and vanilla with food processor until well blended. Divide evenly between pie crusts. Refrigerate for 2 hours or longer. TOPPING: In a bowl, blend 1/4 cup sugar, cornstarch, flour, cocoa, sa

So Help Me
OK i have been on Cherry Tap since October and i am so hooked i have found a great bunch of nice and sweet people who are my friends who i love talking too not to mention they are all HOT and rate more than a 10 in my book but i need suggestions my lovely friends. I am so hooked and i have made it to a respectable level i think in a short amount of time but now i am stuck so how do i proceed to get higher what can i do. any suggestions i would love thanks to all you wonderful people and i hope all of you have a happy and safe holiday "MUAH"

Golden Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. Sh

Gold Wrapping Paper"
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and

Is 2 Minutes The Same Lenght Of Time Outisde Of The Us?
So, I'm on the fucking phone w/Dell....I'm so fucking pissed w/ them right now!! Anyway, I got some guy named Kevin on the phone. I can say his name, b/c we all know by his accent there is no way in Hell that his real name is Kevin. Anyway...he says, "Can I put you on hold for 2 minutes?" Well....7 minutes later I'm still listening to their to loud, annoying ass fucking elevator on hold music! Damn bastards!! BUY HP!!

I Make Copies...interested???
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ''Agreement'') is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that ''lovemaking'' shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is No, so dont ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the ''backup,'' unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparis

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Waiting On Me
Waiting On me It’s been a long day at work… so hard out in the world But in the mist of it all…I am thinking of you every chance I get I get aroused at the slightest thought of you… My mind drifts off to what possibly could be waiting on me Waiting on me to get home… As I pull up in the driveway… my heart beats with excitement She is home… all alone Wasting no time I find myself… fumbling for my keys Finally I slide the key into the hole… as the door opens The scent of candles alerts my senses… the misty darkness throughout the house Candles ignite the mood of the evening soon to take place… I sit my briefcase down… as I loosen my tie with a undone button R. Kelly… singing… telling me to step in my room But when I do… I find you lying on the couch reading a book My eyes pierce your body… you are dressed loosely Robe hanging over the side of the couch… thighs showing with an invitation An invitation I sensed… you peek over the edge of the book… only to see your eyes

Why Is It So Hard?
one would think that making a simple writing of ones thoughts would be easy, right? so why is it so dang hard for me to keep a journal? could it possibly be that i don't have anything going on in my life worth talking about or that i doubt seriously that anyone would want to read about the few things i do have going? probably so, because i doubt i would want to read my own thoughts in a few days so why would anyone else care. could it be that i just can't remember to write the dang thing before turning the puter off and going to bed? again probably so, as i only have 10 million other things to do in a day, so by the time i turn the puter off i am pretty much running on fumes anyway and really don't have the active brain cells working to remember or write it. so why would a person after knowing all this still expect a journal to read in the morning? hmmmmmmmm well perhaps he thinks one day miraculously i'll get it together and be the good lil subbie he wants me to be and remember it

Finally Got My Computer Fixed..
Well, after e-mailing Dell, calling them to leave them a message. e-mailing my Dell rep at work, and finally calling them as though it was a new issue just to get someone on the phone I finally got the thing fixed! When I finally got someone on the phone and told him that I wanted to speak to his manager, things went smoothly after that. He told me his manager was in a meeting and couldn't come to the phone (BS I'm sure), but his manager did have him contact the Protocol department...who called me directly. They called the technician to find that he was just getting ready to come by my place. The technician showed up, fixed it, and it's all happy now. Later in the evening my Dell rep at work e-mailed me back (she was out of the office all day visiting customers.) She said that they escalated my call internally....so, eventually I got a good response from people. Sometimes you just have to bitch and moan I guess.

Decision
With nice little twist, I slit my wrist... Not waiting life to kill, rather my own blood I spill... It's my own choice, I have no fears, only pain, in eyes some unshed tears... On the floor, blood making stains, slowly releasing me from my pains... Bloody stains, stains like in my soul, caused by all the pain, this life so foul... Vision finally fading away, soon it's all done, staring darkness, oh so black, soon it's all gone... Soon I'm released, free from this pain, suffering and life, it was all just in vain... Thought, funny how blood makes difference between life and death, farewell life, so painful, so useless, gonna take my last breath... by SorrowMan

Tainted
With a few words, my heart is torn, from my pain, only sorrow is born... Finally, behind the lies, my life I can see, dreams collapsed, there is no hope for me... Words of love, tarnished - lie, all they burn, once love - now gone, forever, ashes to turn... All those lies, in front of my eye, now flashes, what once were my love, now only remain in ashes... Tainted ashes of love, only feed the seeds of lie, blown in the wind, to seek a victim, a heart to die... by SorrowMan

Why Do You Love Me The Way You Do?
why do you love me the way you do? how can she love an old fool like me? mere reason can not help me solve this just how can you love me the way you do? why do you love me the way you do? how can I be such a lucky man the reason still elude me somehow but I know you love me the way you do why do you love me the way you do? how can I be such a lucky man the reason still elude me somehow but I know you love me the way you do why do you love me the way you do? how can I ever thank you enough for all the joy you bring to me so freely that's just how you love me the way you do maybe I should stop searching for a reason and just let your love roll over me and accept the gift you give just to me and know why you love me the way you do

Contests .... And Bombing
Seeing that there are a Lot of Contests going on .. and Im sure this trend will continue thru the upcoming year.... Im going to do this .. If you are on my friends List .. and are in a Contest .. Contact me Personally via prvt message or Shoutbox . and I will Bomb your contest pic .. If I've two people ( or more ) contact me for the same contest I will Bomb the First person to Contact me .. ( I think this is only fair) .. although I will Send 50 Comments to the Second ... Third .. and so on .. When giving the Contest you are Entered in . Please give the Start and End of said Contest .. thanks . This also applies for Friends who have Friends in Contests .. The Only thing I ask for in return for these bombings .. is a simple thank you .. .. Wishing you all Good Luck with Contests running now and Future Contests .. Wendy :)

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Travis Said It Best
Daddy was a wild man when he was younger everybody told my momma he'd be hard to tame full of himself, said "sir" to nobody but yu ought to see him come running when momma calls his name where would we be without the love of a woman standing behind her man even when he's wrong the true pure undying love of a woman makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone A man goes crazy trying to catch his feelings too much pride and maybe the words come out wrong that's okay, cause he's still her hero steady as a rock her love keeps rolling along where would we be without the love of a woman standing behind her man even when he's wrong the true pure undying love of a woman makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone

Today
TODAY Tonight I heard a child laugh, And I felt pain. Tonight I saw a man smile, And I felt anger. Tonight I heard a woman speak, And I felt sorrow. For today I saw a plane fly, And I felt fear. Today I saw a building collapse, And I felt shock. Today I watched a woman dance, And I felt shame. Today we watched our world change, And we felt lost. Today we saw innocence die, And we felt confusion. Today I saw humanity itself, And I felt hopeless. But, Today I saw a helping hand, And I felt hope. Today I saw a child’s tears, And I felt strength. Today I saw a world united, And I felt proud. Written 9-11-2001 Laura Lee McAllister

Bah Humbug!
Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas You can't really get into the Christmas spirit... But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday. What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Magical Storm
Courtesy of MsTags.com Running through the raindrops, every minute counts. Crackling thunder, blinding lightning, skies are brightening, heartbeats skip. Get a grip, I tell myself, won't be long untill you're home. To his warm and sleeping figure crawl, as the layers peel and fall. Body shivers and I quiver and the thunderbolts explode outside. Like rumbles in the clouds so my want for him unfolds. Ever gently do I crawl, under cover by his side; trembling lightly do I turn, watch him in his sleep and sigh. With each lightning bolt outside, I can see the one I yearn....mmm each day his ways I learn. Quietly my fingers roam, tracing all the parts I love, as he stirrs and comes alive, holds me close and warms my soul. So my body comes alive, and I turn and mold to his. Oh the raindrops start again and the thunder rolls above, so our bodies start to dance to the magic of the storm.

Words Of Wisdom
Perhaps some of the greatest words of advice, written by a flight attendant: "We take a lot for granted in this life. Try not to. This holiday season, breathe deeply, love freely and laugh as much as you possibly can — simply because you can."

This Blade, My Best Friend
This blade im holding Is my only friend I dont need to talk I might just go for a lill walk This blade im holding Is here for me I can say whateva i want It wount rush me Its here for me It will help me Then y cant i cutt more becuz i am numb I fell so dumb I cant move As i see the blood I want more and more Intell these things get out of my head.........

What Will Be In Your Stocking?
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

As 2006 Closes...
...and 2007 comes clearly into view now is the time to reflect on what I want to do with my life and what direction I would like to see it go. So I am gonna comprise a Do's and Donts list of things I would like to accomplish and drop in my life. DOs: I want to continue to provide for my son and be an example of what a father should be. DONT: I am really losing the desire to smoke cigarettes, so I hope that 2007 will bring me the extra will power to cut down and eventually stop this nasty habit. DOs: I want to finally start living my dream and go back to school for Web/Graphics Design. It is time to get my hustle into full effect and I mean a legitimate hustle. DONTs: I wish to stop procratinating. I see that as a disease in my life because it is highly addicting to not do anything. DOs: Since I want to stop procrastination I really want to start going to the gym and getting back into shape. I have seen men as they get older they get heavier and the shape changes from fi

Untitled
Icy daggers pierce through my heart, I’m torn inside out wondering what it’s about. A single tear slips down my cheek, All these memories I will not keep. I’m frozen in fear, unable to move, In my life this pain won’t improve. Slice this blade across my wrist, Slip into a painless bliss. The blood’ll drip down my hand, It shall stain this thirsty land. A peaceful quiet passes over us all, Now that I’m gone you won’t see me fall.

Naughty Or Nice ??
HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE THIS YEAR? CHECK YOURSELF AGAINST SANTA'S HANDY CHART !! NICE: 1. Giving Santa some cookies 2. Calling your Mom 3. Getting Dad's slippers for him 4. Opening a door for a woman 5. Bake cookies for the less fortunate 6. Helping an old lady across the street 7. Taking chicken soup to a sick friend 8. Making a donation to a charity NAUGHTY: 1. Giving Santa some bourbon 2. Calling your mom collect 3. Telling Dad to get his own damn slippers 4. Opening a door for a woman, then sneaking a peek at her butt 5. Play hooky with the less fortunate 6. Crossing in front of an old lady in the street 7. Giving avian flu to a sick friend 8. Making a donation to Tom Delay NAUGHTIEST: 1. Giving Santa the finger 2. Calling your mom for phone sex 3. Leaving a steaming present in Dad's slippers 4. Opening a door for a woman, then demanding sex in return 5. Make dookie on the less fortunate 6. Giving an old lady a piggyback ride in the middle of a

Life
The Ultimate Question!!! How can you prove that we exist? Maybe we dont exist. Are we just a part of the cycle of dreams or maybe a past life? This is the question that Scientists these days cant answer. Is it possible that we are not living at all? maybe we are dead, and we think we are alive. Be honest with yourself, What is the point of waking up, to slowly age and die that day? Day by day, we are slowly dying. Maybe we arent dying at all. Maybe we are leaving the so called "Living World" to enter another realm. Could This other realm, be without hate, war, and poverty? Could it really be peaceful on the other side? Since there is NO proof, no one can really answer this. But ask yourself one question "What is the meaning of Life?" Do you enjoy waking up, and dying slowly, just to help shape the future? This is the shit that keeps me awake at night, Not knowing what is instore for me in the future.

Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first chil

Going Home
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?

Hang On To That Driver's License!!
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God -- I still have my driver's license. ((COMMENTARY -- BTW...It never stated that they could still drive!! hee hee....))

A Few Years Old
Life Wonder fills the day at hand the joy of living fills the land Hope springs eternal and justice is done food in abundance, enough for everyone The elderly not forgotten and Sickness is cared for peace on this planet no one dies in needless war Free to live and work for the betterment of all none to be made useless and left out for a fall No need to escape the day and avoid life's trial If this was our world would we know enough to smile If every day was a joy to behold without suffering and pain would we take the time to enjoy it or just go insane ? Maybe the sadness and heart aches we have had just help us to know when the world is not that bad Maybe we need to see all this to know that life is for living and it isn't a show Just maybe we can find enough gratitude inside the rhyme to help us make this world better for all one day at a time By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Suddenly
SUDDENLY We live in changing times When certain thoughts are now a crime Power flows through an evil pen And freedom's light in growing dim One day if suddenly, I'm forced to take my leave Will you still carry on, with the things that we believe? One day if suddenly, they take my life away Will you still be fighting to win a bright new day? The people who've stood against us They seem to be above the law With the power to listen into private moments in our lives And the power to come kick down your door Our strength has come from ideals many years' old A strength that has survived within our blood A strength our foe has recognized, and sworn to drag it down He wants to drag our people through the mud

Love
LOVE, ADHESIVE LOVE wake you in the morning Planting kisses 'cross your brow. Plowing fertile dreamscapes, You rest, and this allow: Put your lovely hair down, And move yourself in close. I think that he may leave you; Where he leaves off, suppose I bring you hints of heaven To help expunge this hell. The droughts he left are blinding, While my river longs to swell. I feel your whetted rhythm; Pageantry behind your breast, And listen to gentle music With the rapture it suggests. You come with gifts and glory, A young princess in her prime; A heart so overflowing, The excess enters mine. Our concavities are fading With each movement we create. Our prison erupts in chaos, With the absence of a gate. We toast on milk and honey, And we feast on sensual grape. Outside the rain commences, To fill our empty lake.

Hahaha
... Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did y

75 Year Old Man......
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened,and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing. Then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

Ode To Oral Sex
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what revenge, your on the rag.

The Farmer's Rooster
This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood. He names him Jimmy. That first day Jimmy lays every hen on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Jimmy trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, "You've gotta slow down or you're going to kill yourself!" The next day Jimmy lays every hen again, and at the end of the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it with his cow. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, "I told you, you better slow down or you're going to kill yourself." The following morning Jimmy lays every hen again, but this time, he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds all his animals passed out from exhaustion. In the middle of all his animals is Jimmy, laying with his legs sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head. The farmer walks

Korn-open Up
What were you thinking I guess I'll never know See your eyes blinking Pupils begin to grow Drilling you softly Pulling you in Making your mind up What's sick or a sin [Chorus] Open up now Let it all go I'm quite certain Say it aint so You're corrupted by Some sick fuck Oh no Open up now Head in the sky Pierce the tongue that Keeps telling lies Feelings in my mouth You breathe in but can't breathe out What you've been taking It makes you talk Real slow How come I'm thinking You'd be the last To know (You'd be the last to know) Choking you gently Gaining control Hand you the shovel To dig your own hole [Chorus] Choking you gently Gaining control Hand you the shovel To dig your own hole Open up now Let it all go Open up now Let it all go Open up now Head in the sky Pierce the tongue that Keeps telling lies Feelings in my mouth You breathe in but can't breathe out You breathe in but can't breathe out Another great by Ko

About Me
:::About Me::: ...I Don't Like Many People... ...I Can Be Your Best Friend... ...You're Better Off Not Talking To Me... ...I Get Angry Easily... ...I Don't Do Drugs... ...I Barely Drink... ...I Love Pop... ...I Hate Sour Things... ...I Love Black And Brown... ...I Don't Like Liars... ...I Love Talking To People When They Are Drunk... ...Orange Is Gross... ...I Hate The Cold... ...I Hate The Heat... ...I Like Fall And Spring... ...I Like Family Guy And The Simpsons... ...I Like Taking Pictures... ...I Sing Sometimes... ...I DON'T Sing In The Shower... ...I Prefer Msn Over Yahoo... ...I Don't Like The Dark... ...I DO Have A Green Nightlight..lol... ...I Love Music... ...I Hate Classical... ...Ares Is Better Than Limewire... ...I Miss Edmonton... ...I Miss The Old Days... ...I'm Afraid To Die... ...I'm Afraid Of HOW I Am Going To Die... ...I Like Hot Guys... ...I Like So-So Guys... ...I Hate Bad Attitudes... ...I Hate Prissy Attitudes... ...I Hate People

Auld Lang Syne
Auld Lang Syne On New Year's Eve, the most common song for most people across the world to sing is Auld Lang Syne. "Auld Lang Syne" is an extremely old Scottish song from the 1700s 'We'll take a Cup of Kindness yet' - translate to a drink shared by men and women to symbolise friendship. Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of Auld Lang Syne. Chorus: For Auld Lang Syne, my dear, for Auld Lang Syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet for Auld Lang Syne. And surely ye'll be your pint stowp! And surely I'll be mine! And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Chorus We twa hae run about the braes, And pou'd the gowans fine; But we've wander'd mony a weary fit, Sin' auld lang syne. Chorus We twa hae paidl'd in the burn, Frae morning sun till dine; But seas between us braid hae roar'd. Sin' auld lang syne. Chorus And there's a hand, my trusty fere! And gie's a han

Not Sure About This One
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Biting83%Whips83%Chains/Handcuffs33%Blood17%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Numbed Lies
Your lies seem to have numbed me. Your actions made me a believer Of the love that No longer Exists inside of you. You're full of Guilt, lies and hate. Your greed has only gotten you ignorance only brought Stupidity. So in your busy schedual of Ignorance, stupidity, nonsence and rudness Does kindness , maturity and love fall in? Oh, Nevermind you think and love no one but yourself.

Update...on Shadows Poem
Just a update..Found out today I won the Editors Choice Award for Shadows, I'm totally blown away.I never dreamed it would do this good. Thank you to all my friends for you support and encouragement.

What If??
What If? What if fat was healthy because fat people had some cushioning and some reserve food stores to live on, and skinny people were said to be putting themselves at risk, and stigmatized for making this stupid health decision? What if people went up to skinny girls in the street and said "Oh, you’d be beautiful if you’d just gain weight!" Or "You’re thin, but you’re beautiful on the inside!" Or looked at me like I was in some way sick and disgusting? What if all clothes below size 10 came in girly pastels, with the reasoning that small women are underdeveloped and childish? What if they were called ‘minus sizes’? What if thin people had to go to special stores to buy clothes, because none of the regular stores wanted to stock clothes for them, saying that they’re disgusting and their patrons wouldn’t want to look at them? What if all models were a size 16 or above, but every once in a while you’d see a "minus size" model in a size 8 cut to make her look larger? W

The Soldier's Girl
The Soldier's Girl They had a good life up until now. Dating for a year, they hung out on the weekends and thought about possibly planning a future together. They talked about what their future may hold, if they are meant to be together, and what tomorrow may bring. Neither wanted to really talk about reality, if they could commit. I mean really commit. Who wants to get married nowadays anyways when living together is comfortable? They had both been married, had kids, and divorced. And who wants that again. He never really knew his ex-wife deep down. He thought he did, of course. He liked this girl, a lot. She was funny, smart, great in bed, and just fun to be around. But just because she is around today doesn't mean she will be around tomorrow. They were just living in the moment. Because all anyone really has is now. He opened the mail just like on any other day. Once in a while he would receive a piece of mail with her first name but his last name. They had received a free ba

How Kinky I Am
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky60%A Sicko30%Average20%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

12/28/06
So cherries, Chritmas has come and gone, I can say that it was better than I had anticipated my daughter was with me almost the whole week prior to Christmas, and in the morning on Christmas day. I will have her starting tomorrow all the way till Monday (new years day, I think my wife, wants to party, and I totally ok with that, this way I get to be my daughter, it may also help me on getting more parental time with her) I want to wish all a Happy New Year and many blessings in 2007.

Please Help
Hello everyone, Im going to be helping out the Special Olympics by participating in the Polar Plunge. Please follow this link and help. The site is secure and no money come to me or goes through my hands. The record or an ind. male is $2,800 so i want to try and beat that. if there are any questions please feel free to send me a message. http://www.specialolympicswisconsin.org/pp07/pledge.asp?ID_p=18 Thanks again Dallas

Come To My Profile
hey for all my friends and family, I have a few pics that no one has rated or commented on but alot of you have been commented and rated by me so come on by check out my pics, and guys beware my private pics you probably wouldn't wanna check out LOL k later everyone and have fun

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do

I Guess It's Really Over
I guess it's really over. I just can't believe that he won't tell me what I did. How can he intentionally hurt me like this? He has to know that he is hurting me by not talking to me. OMG... I just don't know what to do... How am I supposed to handle this? Why did I ever make him so important to me?

Celebrity Skin
Celeberity Skin -hole Oh, make me over I'm all i wanna be a walking study in demonology Hey, so glad you could make it Yeah, now you really made it Hey, so glad you could make it now Oh look at my face my name is might have been my name is never was my name's forgotten Hey, so glad you could make it Yeah, now you really made it Hey, there's only us left now When I wake up In my makeup its too early for that dress wilted and faded somewhere in Hollywood I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh no second billing, cause you're a star now Oh, Cinderella they aren't sluts like you Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses can you stand up or will you just fall down? You better watch out what you wish for it better be worth it so much to die for Hey, so glad you could make it Yeah, now you really made it Hey, there's only us left now When I wake up, in my makeup have you ever felt so used up as this it's all so sugarless hooker waitress, mo

Sry I Haven't Been On....
hey ya'll, sorry i haven't been on 4 a while, but i just wrote this to tell u i still check this place out, lol.So yea well u guys if you wanna' give me a shout that'd be cool anyway bye ya'll :) luv,emm

Good News
So i got a call back from the school today, and found out I got accepted back in :D I'm happy. Get my damn generals done maybe a degree if I can quickly and transfer to Georgia or Florida and get a real art degree. I completely forgot to mention the girl I kinda went on a date with last night is a part time professor there for a credit I need :D

How To Make Love
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Restitution
by Rose Thornwell ((Femdom, spanking, anal)) This young wife knows just how to keep her straying husband in line! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veronica – Ronnie – is my second wife. She wasn’t aware of all the problems from my first marriage at the time of our own nuptials. Oh, I had been quick to tell her how Suzanne could be such a bitch and how she had eventually turned into the Mother of all icebergs on me a year before the divorce, but I had managed to leave out a few salient details. Like how I was fucking two different secretaries at work, and her baby sister Erica, to boot. It wasn’t that I wanted to lie to Ronnie, or start out under this dark cloud. It’s just that I loved her so much—she’s smart, beautiful, together, savvy, and everything else, and I just didn’t want it ruined by the past. I swore to myself I would change, making my lies one day become truth. I didn’t feel great about it—but a desperate m

New Year Contest
I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A NEW CONTEST..."SEXIEST NEW YEAR CHERRY 2007". THIS CONTEST WILL CONSIST OF BOTH MALE AND FEMALE. THERE WILL BE PRIZES FOR 1ST THRU 3RD IN BOTH CATAGORIES. THE CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 10 ENTRIES FOR BOTH SEXES. SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ENTERED, PLEASE SEND ME THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE TO MY MESSEGES....(NSFW).....I HOLD VERY FAIR CONTESTS..NO COMMENT BOMBING IN ROUND 1....I RATE AND 1 COMMENT PER CONTESTANT......GIVES EVERYONE A CHANCE TO GO TO ROUND 2....TOP 5 PROCEED TO ROUND 2...THEN IT IS NO HOLES BARRED..HOWEVER, YOU CANNOT BOMB YOURSELF..IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED....SO COME ONE AND ALL AND LET'S GET THE NEW YEAR STARTED RIGHT. Your CT Casanova@ CherryTAP

Easy Tiger
My stomach calmed after being tortured with a day of only crackers and chicken strips. I came home and drove Ericka to get two more holes in her head. She was a laughing trooper. I picked up dinner and very carefully ate it while watching three more episodes of Angel and fell into a deep sleep next to Mr. Destroy Them All In Video Games. He needs a better title. I slept around 10 hours. I needed it.

Actual Church Bulletins:
1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. 7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. 9. Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lew

My Dial Up
To all of you on my cherry tap friends list, I'm sorry I haven't been commenting. I have dial up on my computer and this page is extremlly slow. I am trying to get some of your pics rated and yourprofiles...when it lets me. As soon as I can get my dsl I promise to start talking to you and commenting back :) If you can be patient with me I'd appriciate it. You guys are great and I hope to get rid of this dial up soon so I can actually start chatting with all of you. I do have yahoo messanger if any of you want to chat with me on there my screen name is angeclchick_1022 and on MSN I am angelchick022@hotmail.com. Thanx again Laterz all. Erin

Bitch Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A HUBBY OR WiFE - REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATiON" BOYS TiTLE iT "WiiFEY APPLiCATiON" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... .. 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm sexy? 19. If you could change anything about me -would you? 21.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 22

Burgandy Satin
Lying here alone in the bed, I grow tired. Restless. My pale, cold skin enveloped in burgandy satin. My slender finger tips reach for the other side of the bed. I can feel the heated impression you have left behind, even though it’s been days since you were last here. In the silence of the night, I recall the last time you were here. I gave into you completely. Stripped naked before you, you demand of me, “To turn and bend over the bed.” I move without hesitation. My feet on the floor, my ass in the air, my body on the bed. You grab my hands and bind them behind my back. My cunt floods with wetness. You kick my feet apart and grab my hips, holding me in place. My petite form leaves just my toes touching the ground. Your hard cock finds my cunt and pounds into me again and again. I am helpless. Your hands hold me in place as you ram your cock over and over. I moan in pleasure. Your hand fists my hair in an instant and pulls my head back towards you. My neck stre

Happy New Year!
happy fucking new year, it has already started out rather nice. stuck in a bar full of rude drunk people, best of all these assholes will come into subway on tuesday and wonder for the life of them why I will refuse to serve them. yeah it took alot for me tonight not to go up the bar and order a good shot of whiskey. fuck, they know me too well and know certin members of my family who have warned them about serving me, even had some big tough lookin guy sitting by me most of the night watching to make sure I wasn't drinking. at midnight when I turned down the champain he was watchin to make sure I'd say no. every fattie there thought she was a princess. all the women thought they were playboy's next centerfold. all full of drity looks and more then ready to push you out their way whatever. drunk or not ya don't beahave like that. people are just so fucking rude, I have had it. I only go out 3 times a year and now I don't care if I ever get to go out agian. I hate this town I hate th

Which Greek Goddess Are You.. Fem Only
You scored as Hera. You are Hera - goddess of marriage; consort of ZeusHera90%Aphrodite80%Athena70%Artemis50%What Greek goddess are you? (Females Only) (PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

#1 Crush By Garbage
I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart And tear it apart I will lie for you Beg and steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all the love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living You will believe in me And I can never be ignored I would die for you I would kill for you I will steal for you I'd do time for you I would wait for you I'd make room for you I'd sail ships for you To be close to you To be a

Worldwide Happy New Year
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A Great Porn Flick Can't Go Without A Great Name, Such As...
A great porn flick can't go without a great name, such as... Got Milk? The Dykes of Hazzard Group Therapy You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang Feels Like The First Time I know Who You Did Last Summer Bust A Nut Knocking On Betty's Back Door Make My Kitty Purr Sleeping with Seattle Bent-Over Backwards Filling Up Frances Making Mona Moan No Butts About It The Cunning Linguist Driving Mistress Daisy Must Be This Tall To Ride All You Can Eat Dirrrty Laundry Handcuffed Hos Humping Helen I Love Loosely Masturbation Mansion Mount Rush More Rough Rider Screwed Shitless Southern Hospitality Taste The Rainbow Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me Backdoor Sluts Daddy Does Dallas Finger Lickin' Good Nuttin Honey The Loin King Barbie Meets Dick and Bob Everything Is Bigger In Texas Next! Swallow 'Til The Last Drop That's A Lot Of Pounding Whole Lotta Rosie Wonka's Willy and the Hershey Highway 2 Handed Fister 3 Men And A Kitty All Up In Y

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You scored as Fallen Angel. You have fallen from grace into something deeper whether it is a state of confusion, or an unaccepted form of enlightenment. You have been hurt most likely, and you tend to dwell on it in your purgatory. Your thinking will make you wiser, but don't worry too much; especially about what stupid people think of you.Fallen Angel77%Archangel63%Guardian Angel58%Demoness54%The Anti-Heroine52%Archetype44%The Angel of Death31%Archdemoness21%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sum Poems I Wrote
mistakes What have i become Not a care No cure for my soul Need rest Need luv careless with my behaviors always running away No More I will be strong I will succeed I care now I will never be that gurl again My life is importent I will try harder I am golden So please forgive me For all i've done But today is a new day I will start over I lov myself way to much To lose my self again by wanda amaro anxiety Heart pounding eyes blurry trying to get away hide runaway trembles of nerves rush ur body mind racing thoughts of death when its over you thank god he didn't take u anxiety is scary You'll never feel pain like this When u feel the world may end How funny how ur body plays u Not knowing when the next will happen Waiting to freak again Nothing can cure this Only u So my advice Stay strong It will get better soon by wanda amaro

Part 13
At this time Shannon glides from the doorway. She’s now wearing a short pink negligee that is just long enough to cover her butt. The color compliments her complexion. She stands on the X holding the front of the gown down. The crowd goes wild, catcalls, whistling, hooting and hollering. She blushes at the well-deserved reception. “Ok, settle down,” Mike regains order. “This is the way we’ll do it. When everyone arrived they received a number. Shannon will have a 4x4 stencil, take it and mark off an area.” He walks over to her with a hat. Releasing the bottom of her negligee with only one hand she reaches in and pulls a number out. These new events have thrown in new possibilities. The guests are part of the game they all know what’s going on. Mike defiantly plans on doing more. The stencil will allow everyone to touch her and that turns me on. I figure after everyone has marked an area they’ll take her into the house and latter bring out some roast beef. Peopl

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I'm looking for a woman whom loves and needs to touch,feel,kiss,and taste daily and then some .....preferably a unattached ,woman who desires and needs a man whom can and does provide these.Although,I tend to get bored easy! Its a big turn on to flirt,excite,tease ,kiss, lick and taste...talk ,laugh ! get to know the wants, needs and fantasies of the person,honesty,and being up front are important.

Righteousness In Him
Isaiah 1:18 “Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.” Every rebel has a reason for his or her actions. You’ve probably heard a young person say, “Well, my dad drinks, so I smoke pot.” Do you know what kind of reasoning that is? Brute beast reasoning, like Peter mentions in 2 Peter 2:12. This young person doesn’t think he has to obey his father. And he further reasons, “Well, he’s not worthy of my obedience.” Do you know the only people who can demand perfect parents? Perfect children. The only person who can demand a perfect pastor is a perfect church member. The only person who can demand a perfect politician is a perfect citizen! There is never a license for rebellion. There are ways to reason together in a church, home, and government. A spirit of rebellion will bring a nation to its knees. Jesus gave His life for

In Memory Of A Little Guy
Thanks for the prayers Our Little Braylon fought a good fight but he is now in Heaven in Gods arms As I sit here tears slowing running down my cheeks I wonder why did this little guy suffer for the last 11 months... Then I think he didnt suffer as much as we have ...He has two wonderful parents and A world of friends They turned off his life support after the Doctors said he had suffered from a massive brain hemorage confirmed by CAT Scan Its might seem horrible to post this .. Its my tribute to a wee baby who needs to be remembered for his strength and his smile and joy he has brought thank you all for a brief moment your prayers were heard ..The final out come was the best one him finally resting and in no more pain God Be With You All Of Your Days Aunt Linda

This Is How It Should Be Done
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you want...it's all about preference...but for future info it's easier to make us cum w/our lips spread. So you have easier acces

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You may be a Correctional Officer IF... - -You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. - -You believe that 95% of people are a waste of skin - -Your idea of a good time is a "33" at shift change. - -You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you. - -Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. - -You can identify, a negative "teeth to tattoo" ratio just by looking at person. - -You find humor in other people's stupidity. - -You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see. - -You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest. - -You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. - -You plan what you're going to have for dinner while striping your duty belt - -You believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it sure is quiet around here." - -You refer to your OC as an "attitude adjustor" - -Your diet consists of food

Feeling Kinda Down
I wrote last night that it was too quiet since I took my son home. He had been here since Christmas Day. He is 11. And he is my whole world. Well today felt just as quiet and empty. I wish he was here all the time. I told my best friend I feel guilty for leaving him. Sometimes I think it would have been best if I had stayed and ignored everything that went on. Maybe it would have been different had I fought hard to keep him. But I didn't. When I left I was too depressed, and needed to heal. I didn't have the will to fight for more. After years of abuse, you kind of feel you are not worth it. Yeah, guys get abused too. Problem is we know even less how to deal with it and where to turn. After a lot of healing, I Do know it was best to leave. But I still have that guilt for leaving him. I just try to be a good Dad when I have him. And go to allhis activities. But I still have that empty spot when he is gone.

Souls Unknown
Your voice is music in my ears With you I let go of all past fears I am free to express every thing I desire To let you know how hot burns my inner fire My thoughts of our love making drive me insane I have spoken of what I would do so plain To make the sweetest love only to you blue eyed woman you’re the one who made life new Boldly my soul cries out to be with you there To take you in my arms and show how I care To caress you and kiss you so deep and so long To listen to the melody of our sweet song To make our passion last through our whole life Being without you cuts deeper than any knife I am commanded by god to give in all fight Live as he desires and do what is right My soul and yours are one in sweet joy You make this man blush like a little boy All my desires I wish to see in your eyes sweet love For you are a wonder sent from heaven above I think you I want you I lust you sweet dream I wish for our love making and passion scream To

~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Is Now Open ~~
~~ Okay Everybody ~~ I'm opening the Sexy Couple On CT Contest Now instead of tommorrow morning cause i won't be around only back and fourth cause i got to work! So everyone start comment bombing and again let's have fun! Good Luck Everyone! ~ Maria ~

Meet The Members Of The Highland Ghost Hunters
I have been searching the internet for things that I think our blog readers would be interested in reading about. I haven't come up with a whole lot. Then it dawned on me…maybe we should share a bit about ourselves. Tell you our stories. Let you, as our readers and friends, get to know us! So here goes… We are a newly formed paranormal investigative team based out of Oakland County, Michigan. We conduct searches for true hard evidence of paranormal activity and the spiritual world. Our goal is to perform investigations to determine the probability of life after death. We also help spirits with any unresolved issues they may have and encourage them to cross over to where there suppose to be. We are meant to help people with our compassion and understanding, along with providing help to the spiritual world when possible. Our investigations are held anywhere from public cemeteries to private residential areas. When we first started our investigations in October of 2005, we had no id

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From: Blount County Animal Rescue Effort " Blount CARE" and Citizens United for a Better Blount County "CUBBC" COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT - PLEASE READ ! ! Some of you may not be aware of what is going on with the Blount County Commission and the animal control / animal shelter issue. As of Jan. 1st. 2007 Blount County residents no longer has animal control / shelter services. It has come to my attention through calls to our Blount County Animal Rescue Effort phone line that a large part of our Blount County citizens themselves are still in the dark about this. So many people that I spoke with have no idea what is going on. They haven’t heard anything about the animal control funding problems, or that the citizens of Blount County no longer have any animal control / animal shelter service. They have no idea that as far as our County Government is concerned, we will remain in this situation for between 6-18 months or more. At this time County gove

Bdsm Basics
BDSM basics I have received a fair amount of general questions about dominance, submission and the like. I won't claim to be an expert, but I will share a few things I've learned over the years via study and experience. BDSM - Part IBasic Terminology (wikipedia links included for your convenience)B ondageD ominanceS adismM asochismWithin this broad spectrum there are various relationships. Bondage/Discipline (B&D), Dominance/submission (D&S) also known as master/slave in some circles, Sadism/Masochism (or Sadomasochism) (S&M). These relationships can occur separately or in a mixed bag variety between partners.The first and foremost "rule" of BDSM is that play (or scening) is SAFE, SANE and CONSENSUAL (safe, sane and consensual). BDSM is NOT abuse. In BDSM play informed consent the basis and a key distinction that separates "play in scening" from abuse. Please see Risk-aware consensual kink for more information. For example husband that hits, beats or gives his partner a blac

Steroids.....cocaine....haha
You opened it & you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week, unless you repost this within the next 5 minutes, calling it: X-pills If you're single & Havin Fun! Jack Daniels: If you're single & whatever happens, happens. Meth: If you like someone but you don't know if they like you. Steroids: If you're taken. Cocaine: If you're taken & loving it. Vodka: If you Like someone who doesn't Like you back. Porn: If u are confused about someone Shrooms: If you feel like giving up on love all together. Captain Morgan: If you like someone and they like you back. Still single but not really. Weed: You're just a pimpin gangsta with attitude

Beware!!
Police Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICE WARNING!! POLICE WARNING!! POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Plea

True Friendship..hard To Come By
""If one day u feel like crying... call me. I don't promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away -- don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask u to stop.... but i can run with u. If one day u don't want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but i also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call me....... and there's no answer........ come fast to see me. Prehaps i need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Did u know... There are 20 angels in the world, 10 are sleeping, 9are playing, 1 is reading this. Send this to 10 friends (including me) via profile c

What Is Your Love
¢¾What Is Your Love?¢¾ ¢¾Your Kiss Is: Breath Taking¢¾Your Hugs Are: To Die For¢¾Your eyes: Twinkle in the moonlight¢¾Your Touch Is: Unbelievable¢¾Your Smell Is: Exotic¢¾Your Smile Is: Encouraging¢¾Your Love Is: EternalTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Make Meaning
Wednesday, January 3, 2007 Make meaning You have the opportunity, right now, to make today mean something. Instead of just getting through this day, you can live it in such a way that it positively transforms your life and your world. There is an essential part of you that longs to make a difference. Underneath all the superficial comings and goings of daily life, there is a driving purpose that is your life. Whatever you may be doing on the outside, there is a way to express the purpose that lives on the inside. The more you discover, explore and stay connected to that purpose, the more rich and fulfilling your life will be. You can make real and lasting meaning out of the smallest, most seemingly insignificant moment. In this day there are countless chances to do so. Remember often the wondrous miracle that is your life. Let your thoughts, words and actions flow freely from the valuable, authentic person you are, and great things will surely happen. This is a day

God
Why do some refuse to believe in the Lord? Is it because they have no one that believes in them? No! Is it because they have no one that preaches to them? No! Is it simply because they don't want to? Yes! Why do some refuse to love the Lord? Is it because God refuses to love them? There's no way! Is it because their hearts are shut? Maybe! Is it because they do not want to love Him? Exactly! Why do some refuse? Without God there would be no you! Without Him there would be no earth? Without Him there's no love, sorrow, life, or death! One question remains, If God made us who made God? There is an answer, he wasn't made. He may have spent, millions, even billions of years Alone not knowing what to do, but he was there. He created us to show his love, show it back, Love Him. LaKesha Meaux Copyright ©2007 LaKesha Meaux

Stress
I can't wait to get home and relax! All day one thing after the next, one problem after the next, one more thing that has to be done right now! My problem is with Canadien vendors today and hippie ass earth crunchy customers! I just need a vacation already! Happy friggin New Year huh? Wow! Okay now, deep breaths and nice thoughts! LoL I am good! Venting rocks! I am definitely going to play the lottery tonight!

Now That's What I Call Fishing
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A Key
Your soul is a key, A key opens a door. Your heart is your feet. Feet walk on the floor. Will is the floor, leading to the door. So used your heart, to free your mind, Then walk into love. And leave the bad behind [This was written specifically for my good friend Demos who helped me with so many of my inner struggles. I love him to death and I know for a fact so does Nikki, lmao]

Poll Shows Support For Democrats' Goals
Poll Shows Support for Democrats' Goals Incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., second from left, accompanied by her husband Paul, left, pauses to pay her respects by the casket of former President Gerald Ford in the Capitol Rotunda on Capitol Hill in Washington Monday, Jan. 1, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) By DARLENE SUPERVILLE Associated Press Writer January 2, 2007 WASHINGTON — People overwhelmingly support two of the Democrats' top goals _ increasing the minimum wage and making it easier to buy prescription drugs from other countries _ as the party takes control of Congress for the first time in a dozen years. By a smaller margin, the public also favors relaxing restrictions on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, a third issue Democrats have promised to tackle during their first 100 hours in charge. The jury is out on incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Most people say they do not know enough yet to have an opinion about the Califor

Freedom
I think I just wanna be on my own Wish every boy would leave me alone stop coming around and chasing me this is the way it's gonna be I'm gonna do - what I wanna do don't want anyone to answer to I can stay out real late almost til dawn I can sleep on my couch with my tv on don't have to check in if I'm gonna be late There's no one home to worry and wait I can act real silly without a care And that's ok, cause there's no one there I wanna have the time of my life nobody's girlfriend, nobody's wife so I think I'll just stay on my own Tell those boys to leave me alone. .......Shawn C

Strength
today, I sat alone and cried so many emotions bottled up inside a mixture of weakness, uncertainty, pain and fear filled up in every shed tear I want to be strength and adventure and laughter I want to live happily ever after we are together but I'm always alone then why am I so afraid to walk on my own why have I chosen to be so blind why cant I move on and leave you behind there are so many things I wish I could erase so many painful memories I want to replace I dont want to run and hide I want to share the feelings I have inside. my heart now, abused and scarred to tell you how it hurts me has become so hard when will I have the strength to finally see what I need to do and set myself free? Do I face life alone trapped by my own sorrow? Do I look to another to get me through tomorrow to know that answer would be sublime until then one day at a time.

Time Off And Kids
so time off has been really nice but im ready to go back to work cause i really miss my kids, well some of them at least hahah ... for those of you who dont know which would be be all except for 3 or 4 hahah ima swim teacher ages 3months-adults i love it ...it can be really really stressfull but alot of the time its really fun. hahah people always ask me how many kids i have and i giggle and say 3 godsons but none of my own and they seem shocked and then i tell them im 18 and there all oh well thats good youll make a great mom someday , and that if im ever having an off day you cant tell because im all smiles lol which i know isnt true especially when i feel really bad but i try. basically when im having the shittiest day ever i come into work and get in the water and pretend its all ok but when i leave i feel shittier and cry usually when im sick hhahahah but its good to know they dont really notice. i work with a lot of people with disabilities and its hard but i learn to deal with

Baghdad, Iraq
BAGHDAD, Iraq - The person believed to have recorded Saddam Hussein's raucous execution on a cell phone camera was arrested Wednesday, an adviser to Iraq's prime minister said. ADVERTISEMENT A U.S. military spokesman, meanwhile, said the United States would have handled the execution differently had it been in charge. The adviser to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the media, did not identify the person. But he said it was "an official who supervised the execution" and who is "now under investigation." "In the past few hours, the government has arrested the person who made the video of Saddam's execution," the adviser said. Iraqi state television broadcast an official video of Saturday's hanging, which had no audio and never showed Saddam's actual death. But the leaked cell phone video showed the deposed leader being taunted in his final moments, with witnesses shouting "Go to hell!" before he

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had do ne. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. ! 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Jun! ior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off

A True Juggalo
friend vs. Juggalo: -Friend: Is polite when they walk in your house ~Juggalo: Will go right to the kitchen and eat all your < food. -Friend: Calls your parents Mr. or Mrs. ~Juggalo: Calls your parents Mom or Dad. -Friend: Has never seen you cry. ~Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. -Friend: Asks you for your number. ~Juggalo: Asks you for their number. -Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. ~Juggalo: Always has your back. -Friend: Runs for help in a fight. ~Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. -Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. ~Juggalo: Will be sittin right next to you saying that was fucking awesome. -Friend: Will help you move out of a house. ~Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. -Friend: Bums you a cigarette ~Juggalo: Bums you his last pack -Friend: Is there when you need them ~Juggalo: Is there even when you don’t need them -F

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

Firemen Heroes Who Serve Public
Doug is a great friend of mind and he wrote this in 1988 Firemen heroes who serve public There is a sinking felling inside of me today . A person I did not know died in a tragic accident last night, yet the grief I feel is like I've lost someone very close. There's a certain link a journalist develops with the people he meets on the beat. They laugh together , sometimes they argue with each other, but mostly they respect each other. When a fireman joins the department he realizes when the fire horn blares he responds. Often the fireman doesn't even know the full nature of the alarm he speeds to until he gets there. Whenever he responds, it a game of poker, except the stake he antes is his life . The firefighter doesn't know when the beam from the burning house or the wall from the collapsed building is ging to fall on him, making him a victim along with the one he's trying to save. He often doesn't know when the chemical spill he's responding t

Bush To Seek Billions, 20,000 More Troops For Iraq
Bush to seek billions, 20,000 more troops for Iraq President set outline 'New Way Forward' strategy shift in speech next week PrintE-mailDisable live quotesRSSDigg itDel.icio.usBy MarketWatch Last Update: 1:23 AM ET Jan 5, 2007 SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- President Bush's new strategy for the war in Iraq will include requests for billions more in economic aid and 20,000 more solders to secure Baghdad, according to media reports Friday. The requests are expected to be part of Bush's "The New Way Forward," which the president will describe in a speech that likely will come Wednesday, according to the reports. The administration's strategy shift also includes diplomatic, national security and military changes, according reports in online editions of The Wall Street Journal, New York Times and Washington Post. See Wall Street Journal story (subscription required) Bush's measures are certain to be controversial and could set him on a collision course with Democrats who took

A Life Without Black People-anyone One Know If This Is Complete And Accurate (names&inventions?)
A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land. 1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system. 2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors. 3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge

New
Well the name's Mike I am new at this so give me sometime to get use to it and then maybe I will know what to say or do . If you have any ideas on what I can talk about on here just let me know and I will work on it. Mike

People Piss Me Off... Really..grow Up
all every1 does is bash on eachother..call eachother names..talk behind eachothers back.. but what u dont relize is that u have eachother..someone to lean on someone to be there for u.. but u guys are to busy trying to find the next insult.. im not saying i havent done it.. but some of u are grown ass adults... me still being young is not an excuse but atleast i can realize when i did something wrong.. this is not directed to a certian person or group of people...this is for everyone.. im sick of it.. i have been called almost every name in the book.. but i dont care.. i know there is something wrong with every1 i am friends with.. but u dont see me spreading it around or making fun of them for it.. yea i joke around but i know when to stop.. i know i have fucked up but atleast im trying to turn myself around... i know im only 18 and barly know anything... but i do know something.. this world would be better off if every1 would grow up and stop acting childish... i love my friends.. th

Slept On The Streets Of La
so i slept on the streets nothing new ive done it before but never in la mostly in santa ana and random places out in the desert. snata ana winds were ice cold i had a trash bag on my legs and a little fleece blanketlined up on a sidwalk with about 300 people it was an experience ..oh yea i went on the price is right it was kool too bob barker is fucking funny anyways i might do it once a week hahaha now that earls isnt open all the time and rocky moved i might as well bounce around from the price is right to raving hahahah what do you think

This Is Rediculous!!!
OK, WELL I WAS TOLD THAT THIS SITE DIDNT HAVE ANY DRAMA!!! BULLSHIT!( SORRY SWEETIE!) I WISH EVERYONE WOULD GROW THE FUCK UP AND JUST HAVE SOME FUN!! I DUNNO ABOUT ANY OF YOU GUYS, BUT IM HERE TO MAKE REAL FRIENDS....IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF..ITS NOT WELCOME HERE! I SEE THERE ARE ALOT OF JEALOUS FEMALES OUT THERE..WHICH IS A SHAME...YOU BITCHES SHOULD REALLY TRY GETTING A LIFE AND STOP TRYING TO STEAL MINE!! AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, YOU ARE WELCOME TO STOP BY ANYTIME!!

The Time You Find
The Time You Find Simplifying Your Schedule For many, life is a hodgepodge of never-ending commitments. Yet few of us can be truly healthy or happy without regular periods of downtime. While there is nothing inherently wrong with busyness, those of us who over-commit or over-extend ourselves potentially face exhaustion and burnout. When you feel overwhelmed by your commitments, examining your motivation for taking on so many obligations can help you understand why you feel compelled to do so much. You may discover that you are being driven by fear that no one else will do the job or guilt that you aren’t doing enough. To regain your equilibrium and clear the clutter from your calendar, simplify your life by establishing limits regarding what you will and will not do based on your personal priorities. Determining where your priorities lie can be as easy as making two lists: one that outlines all those obligations that are vital to your wellbeing, such as work, meditation, and exe

White House Uses Secret Memo To Fight Court Order 05 Jan 2007 The White House And The Secret Service Quietly Signed An Agreement Last Spring In The Mi
Please use the box to your left to rate this blog. White House uses secret memo to fight court order 05 Jan 2007 The White House and the Secret Service quietly signed an agreement last spring in the midst of the Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal declaring records identifying visitors to the White House are not open to the public. The Bush regime did not reveal the existence of the memorandum of understanding until last fall.

Why Are The Good Guys Made To Suffer?
Time and Time again I find myself on the recieving end of pain. When I was with Megan.....she cheated on me towards the end of the relationship buthints came up that she was cheating during. And now Kristi...with her hesitation that leaves me resentful. My head is in the clouds. That was the wording she chose. That I'm a Momma's Boy. I am..at least I can depend on her. But anytime I have ever asked for help i had the best intenetions for Kristi and jerran and i.....but still buy stuff for myself. There hasnt been a moment where i havent thought of her well being. Her condition, her state of mind. And she constantly reminds me that it was her fault...but she says it in such a way that says to me shut up and go away im busy. I don't even know how I could have loved her after knowing all of this. I had the blinders on I guess. I should have been scared. I should have told her to fuck off when she first imed me. I should have called her every dirty word in the book

You Are Mine
As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a queen, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here.

Perfect You
My eyes beheld a sky one night, It seems so long ago, A perfectly painted portrait, Be-speckled with blue and gold. As I sit and ponder more, It strikes me that you were there, And it was truly your simple beauty, That gave the stars their perfect glare.

30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man 1. i've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle. 4. You know, they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow. and your feet are so big! 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if i squeeze? 10. Oh no....a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if I water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least it won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes. 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first...... 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air

I Am Consumed
Why is it that some people who find love, handle it with such carelessness? Some people search for love all their lives. When it is found, why put it down and forget about it, only to realize how much it meant when it is gone? When you find love, hold on to it, celebrate its feelings, drown in them every day, be consumed by them... I am consumed by you ( name ). I will never set aside my love. I will never look for it only when it is lost. I love you. I will show you and tell you every day.

Overflowing Pride
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss, fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with you forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real

..poetic Sex..
..poetic sex.. poet don't you leave me now your tortures are so sensual and how poet don't you dare go i need your sexy poetry so rip off another smooth line binds me to your magnificent mind chains me to you in poetry tied to your philosophy bare me with your naked song knowing it won't take too long licking up your eloquence sucking on your oral innocence thrust your deepest causerie in slam your rock hard rhymin up into that G spot tone make the tempo faster, moan searing me with your satire quick branding me with your sharpest wit pierce me with your hot metaphor tattoo me one perfect word, i implore begging to suck your syllables tasting your ink aphrodisiac edibles climaxing your diction and meter within swallowing every precious drop of your... pen saturate me in your poetry, overdose drench me with your high-pressure prose i do patiently wait to sensually, mentally satiate...

Two Are One
We were one before this place and time Made for each other in the sublime Time after time we find each anew Time after time I belong only to you Meant for a love that is always to be I belong to you and you belong to me No one can ever stand in the way our love will last and is always to stay Two are one and must be together so true That is why my mind and heart beat only for you On tara I build my life as it must always be I was made for you and you were for me By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Boston
In the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begun... Oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed, This world you must've crossed... you said... You don't know me, you don't even care, She said You don't know me, you don't wear my chains... Essential yet appealed, carry all your thoughts across An open field, When flowers gaze at you... they're not the only ones who cry When they see you You said... You don't know me, you don't even care, She said You don't know me, you don't wear my chains... She said I think I'll go to Boston... I think I'll start a new life, I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name, I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather, I think I'll get a lover and fly em out to Spain... I think I'll go to Boston, I think that I'm just tired I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind... I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of the sunset, I hear it's nice in the Summer, some snow would be nice..

~~ Come On Everyone Let's Vote On These Babies ~~
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New Years Is Just A Number
Why do people make such a big deal out of new years? It's just a different number every year, nothing more. People think "Oh this year is gonna be greater than the last" And maybe it is for some people... "SOME" But other ppl its shittier. To me, it all feels the same. No year feels better or worse than the last. All I need in my new year to survive is my friends, family and laughter. I just don't get it sometimes.

Ponder
How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws!

Sex
really, the good start would be at your ears. gently kissing them. working my way to the neck to lick and kiss it. then down slowly to u'r breasts. licking, kissing, sucking the nipples one by one. Gently nibbling them and pulling them with my mouth. Then slowly, making my way down your stomach to the belly button, lingering there to tease you by licking around the edge. Finally getting to that sweet pussy. licking gently around the edge of the lips. kissing the clit, and slowly taking it in my mouth to roll it on my tongue ring while i suck it. As I let go of your clit long enough to suck the outer lips then slowly slide my tongue deep inside your pussy and tongue-fuck the hole. Reaching deep inside and finding that spot to make you gush forth your juices all over my tongue. It would be a never ending cycle...from pussy hole, to lips, to clit, and back to the pussy hole....fucking you with my tongue as I reach under your sexy ass and slide two fingers deep up inside your

What Sin Are You
table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#003366"> Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Sin? MY RESULT:Pride You can’t take your eyes off of yourself. Not that we can blame you. (You are preeeeety good-looking, we have to admit.) Still, there’s a lot more out there worth paying attention to than just your reflection. Like other hotties. So do yourself a favor and spend a little time babe-watching. We think you’ll find that it’s a nice change of pace (and a lot more fun). Take This Quiz!

This Could Happen To You.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

History Of Wicca
Witches should be aware of their roots; aware of how and why the persecutions came about, for instance, and where and when the reemergence took place. There is a great deal to be learned from the past. It is true that much of history can seem dry and boring to many of us, but that is far from so with the history of Witchcraft. It is very much alive and filled with excitement. Twenty-five thousand years ago Paleolithic people depended upon hunting to survive. Only by success in the hunt could there be food to eat, skins for warmth and shelter, bones to fashion into tools and weapons. In those day’s people believed in a multitude of gods. Nature was overwhelming. Out of awe and respect for gusting wind, the violent lightning, the rushing stream, people ascribed to each spirit, made each a deity….a god. This is what we call animism. A god controlled the wind. A god controlled the sky. A god controlled the waters. But most of all, a god controlled the all important hunt….the god of hunting

Bear Fruit
John 15:1-2 “I am the true vine, and My Father is the Husbandman. Every branch in Me that bears not fruit He takes away: and every branch that bears fruit, He purges it, that it may bring forth more fruit.” When Solomon built his temple, he employed eighty thousand stonecutters. They chipped and shaped those stones in the quarry before bringing them to the temple mound. Why? Because Solomon didn’t want the sound of the hammers and chisels heard on the temple mound. In the same way, you are part of the living stones of His temple and God is shaping you down here in the quarry called “Earth.” Part of your shaping is in the form of persecution. So, don’t look at your persecutors as enemies, but as God’s stonecutters. Next time someone criticizes, mocks, or reviles you, offer this prayer: “Thank you God for bringing me another stonecutter.” God is shaping you to be what you ought to be. DID YOU KNOW! You have been accused of accepting Jesus Christ as your

~~ Best Tattoo On Ct Contest ~~
~~ Okay tattoo contest to open on 1/11 thur 1/18~~ Come and enter. So far I have 2 tattoos..... got a tattoo pic to enter send to my inbox and i'll enter it. Now since Baby J lifted the spam thing the contest can go back to normal. thanks ~ maria ~

This Guy Downvotes Pictures
I just wanted to tell everyone that a black man with the name of tay G downvotes. He voted my pictures 1's. 3's. 8's. 6's. A very seldom few he voted 10... Just wanted to warn ya. I blocked him lol.

~~ Sexy Lady On Ct Contest Closed ~~
~~ Winners For The Sexy Lady On CT Are....... 1st Place...... Wins a Rolex With 1331 comments 2nd Place...... wins a diamond ring With 525 comments 3rd Place...... wins earrings With 326 comments I want to thank everyone it was a good contest and we had fun! thank you ~ Maria ~

Opinionated Love
Some people have different views, On this feeling we call love. Some may call it harsh; a waste of time, Others say beautiful; symbolic to a dove. So should we treat it valued? Should we treat it nice? Should we give up everything to obtain it, A whole lost world of sacrifice? Some say yes and some say no, To let this feeling in. The forgotten feelings could always fade, And yet come right back again. It does not take forever long, To make a brand-new start. It only takes the burning desire, To try with all your heart. © By Kasey Beggs

Stabbing Babies In The Face...
....it's wrong. that's all i wanted to say. perhaps i'll go into descriptive detail as to why stabbing babies in the face is wrong some other time...but for now, i think i'll settle for this nice, cozy, tiny blog. indeed. bye. p.s. have an oliver.

Tribal
The Tribal Bee… Bees are very tribal creatures. They live in hives just as the native people live in bands and tribes. The queen is at the center of the hive, just as the grandmother is the wisdom and center of tribal communities. Bees are dancers like tribal people of the world. A single bee can travel many miles away from the hive and find a field of flowers. It collects samples of the nectar and brings it back to the hive. All the other bees gather around the one and sample the nectar. If the nectar is acceptable to the hive, the one bee does a dance that tells all the other harvester bees exactly where the field of flowers is. In the same way, the hunter-gatherers of tribal people do this when they make a find for the band. There are warrior bees that protect the hive from any threat at all costs. If a bear comes to steal the honey, the warrior bees dance themselves into frenzy. The warriors will sting the bear with wave after wave of stings until they drive him off. If a heav

~~ Baby Contest On Ct Score Updates~~
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Only Illusion
its a shame you gave it all for such a little back and forth each night stuck in the middle I feel the loss pain and confusion fall down and pray beg for retribution broken pieces of the mirror drawing lines theyre getting clearer live each day an institution find a way only illusion never need a reason to cry kiss the hand of death a memory dies

T-shirt Contest Day 3
HEY EVERYBODY, JUST WANTED TO GIVE AN UPDATE ON MY T-SHIRT CONTEST!!! AFTER 3 FULL DAYS OF VOTING Mikey IS STILL IN THE LEAD. CAN HE HOLD ON TO HIS #1 SPOT AND TAKE HOME THE GOLD? (OK ITS NOT GOLD ITS A 3-DAY CHERRY BLAST!LOL!) I WANNA BE YOUR SUPERMAN LOVER IS STILL HOLDING STRONG IN SECOND PLACE, BUT DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO OVERTAKE FIRST? BUT!!Blood of a Slave~Heart of a King!!!, mobetta, baltimorevibe, AND dre ARE NOT TOO FAR BEHIND, ANY ONE OF THEM CAN STILL COME FROM BEHIND AND BLOW THEM ALL AWAY! I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE A 1-DAY CHERRY BLAST TO THE SECOND PLACE WINNER SO KEEP THE RATES AND COMMENTS COMING!! THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, ANYONE CAN WIN!!! I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE PARTICIPATION SO FAR. CONTESTANTS PLEASE PROMOTE PROMOTE PROMOTE! AND FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS PLEASE CHECK IT OUT TOO, THERE ARE SOME REALLY COOL T-SHIRTS. YOU GUYS CAN VOTE TOO :) THERE'S EVEN ONE GIRL IN A T-SHIRT! ANYWAYS I REALL

Tuesday Thoughts
"First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity." - Martin Myers "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates "I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure." - John D. Rockefeller

Did Ya Vote For Me Again ;0)
Hey everyone! I want to think you so much for your votes! I'm in 2nd place still! WHOOHOO! I'm so excited, never been this high in any of Cyrix's contests in the 3 years I've been participating. If you get bored today would you mind stopping and voting for me again? Thanks so much! Remember you can vote once a day! http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme/vote.pl XOXO, Aimeelynn

Friendship Requests
Ok, obviously nothing I say means anything. I just accepted a bunch of friendship requests (most of which people obviously never read my blast or profile). I guess we'll see what kind of friend you are going to be now and how many will be deleted in a couple of weeks when you can't come and talk to me. I doubt that you bother to read this. Remember, you made the offer for the friendship so you are now on trial. If you fail to show the qualities of a friendship (i.e. chat with me, rate photos, check out blasts, etc....), you will cease being on my friends list.

You May Be Living In 2007 If............
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice th

Words Women Use
FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised

You're Not Alone
♥♥♥ I'll always be here, No matter what you say, Don't let go, It's gonna be ok. Don't hold back, I'm here for you, Take my hand, I'll pull you through. I need you, Just like you need me, You can't let go, I couldn't set you free. You're like my little sister, You mean a lot to my heart, I'm always gonna be there, When you fall apart. If you start to slip, I start to slip too, Because it kills me, To know of the pain you go through. I'd take it all away, And live it today, You say you want to go, But I think you should stay. I have full faith in you, I know you can hold on, Take some of my strength, Don't cry all alone. I'll dry your tears, Hold you for a while, I can't promise to make you laugh, But I can try to help you smile. You're my precious gem, Part of my whole life, You're there when I need you most, Helping me through my strife. And I wanna be there for you, So baby, please hold on? Because you ha

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touc h with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice the

Spell Caster
What Kind of Spell Caster are You? (anime pictures) You are a priestess. You are kind and loving. You are devoted to others and serving others is your way of life. You are generous and kind and hate to see people in pain. You only use your powers to help others by doing such things as healing and helping to grow food.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You are a priestess. You are kind and loving. You are devoted to others and serving others is your way of life. You are generous and kind and hate to see people in pain. You only use your powers to help others by doing such things as healing and helping to grow food.

Funny
Blonde.... Okay I know this is a typical blonde joke but for the record and to not affend some of my friends and family, not all blondes are dumb....thanks, amanda. ------------------------------- A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!

Isn't Life Grand?
Isn't Life Grand? by Travis Teeter Nights alone in the world, searching for all the answers.. Staring into a half empty glass, glancing at the exotic dancers.. I'm sick of things the way they are, nothing stands out.. I'd rather be on the phone, singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout.." Money changes hands, as I get another drink. I smile, and feel warm.. But thats just the booze, it'll wear off before I get back to the dorm.. I just want someone to laugh with, have a good ol' time.. A pretty face to look at, that I don't have to give every dime.. Get tired of doing nothing good, just wasting away in a self-made hell.. It should be fun, but I'm bored. What more is there to tell? Was I better off a child, not knowing? Just continuing on as always? Or better off coming up short. Wasting my life away, by the days.. Its not easy being me, I'm not perfect by any real means.. But atleast I'm not one of those idiots, crying, fucking teens.. Think they've got it

Seriously Messed Up
PLEASE PASS THIS ON....VERY IMPORTANT WARNING!!!!! Very Important please read This is seriously fucked up, and anyone caught doing this should be shot. Anyone who knows who my myspace profile is will realise the irony in this however what you are about to read is fucked up. THIS ACTAULLY HAPPENED IN UXBRIDGE - IN ROYALES BE CAREFUL!!! A woman at a night-club on Saturday night was taken by 5 men who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes and along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, was Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilise large animals. Rumour has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the gi

~~ Winners For The Sexy Couple Contest Are....~~
~ Sexy Couple On CT Contest Now Closed ~ The Winners are...... 1st Place...... Wins A Mans Ring with 600 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins Earrings with 100 comments Thanks again everyone did a good job! ~ Maria ~

~~ To All My New Friends ~~
~ Ok ~ To all the new people i added today .... I need some help please rate my page and my pics plz comment my page and my pics.... and i will come by ur page and return the favor once u get pics up. thank u so much ~ Maria ~

What Is Said In Your Eyes!
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion67%Eyes full of Pain50%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

To All Moms
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K."....... Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?". "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...... The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?" GOD answered...... "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without com

It Hurts To See Him...my Brother.
Fellow CherryTappers, I am in the mood to blog. I was looking at a picture of my oldest brother, Adam. I felt as if I were about to cry. He isn't the same any more. He is a young 36-year-old man who took for granted his health. Adam had a stroke back in March of '06. He left Hemet, CA to Sacramento, CA on Valentine's Day and we trusted that he'd be fine. He never took good enough care of his diabetes and hypertension/high blood pressure, just shrugging it off, you know? And, now, he's paying the price for his carelessness. Its like looking at an empty room; there's nothing there. He used to wisecrack all the time, with his New York accent...oh, how he sounded slick with the streak of city life in him. And now, he can barely talk. He's like...mentally impaired. Mentally retarded....and it kills me so much. Its just life if he died. My brother isn't my brother any more. We can't talk like we used to. I miss him so much. I am so sad because I look at him while he's barely trying to unders

Sweetest Poison
I lay here staring at the ceiling Thinking...that’s driving me mad Because the only thing I can think of Is the sweetest poison I’ve ever had I loved you once but that dissolved And now there is nothing I can do Because the thing that’s getting so bitter Is the sweetest poison of you No matter how hard I try I will never have you back Because I no longer hear your voice It’s the sweetest poison that I lack I will never forget you Or my feelings that some how lack I loved you so much baby I just want my sweetest poison back!

Intensified Combat On Baghdad Streets Likely --plan Puts U.s. Troops In The Sort Of Urban Fight That War Planners Strove To Avoid In 2003 Invasion.
Intensified Combat on Baghdad Streets Likely --Plan puts U.S. troops in the sort of urban fight that war planners strove to avoid in 2003 invasion. 11 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush's plan to send tens of thousands of U.S. and Iraqi reinforcements to Baghdad to jointly confront Sunni 'insurgents' and Shiite militias is likely to touch off a more dangerous phase of the war, featuring months of fighting in the streets of the Iraqi capital, current and former military officials warned. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011002581

My Sillyness
guess everyone is to busy to talk to me or angry at me. I see how it is. (weeping)....... All i ask is a little friendship and you all just ignore me. (crying crazy style) I just want you all to know.. I love you!!! (bottle of jack in my hands)...(sob sob) you people are great!!!! all of you that are reading this....(switches to 151)... wait you werent there for my band practice and never showed up at my fancy partys!!!! (lights cig taking a few more big swigs off the 151) Hey !!!! thats right!!!!! you know who you are!!!!(more healthy swiggs) HEY!!!! I SHWEAR THAT YOUSH GUYSH SHOME TIMESH CAN BE A BITSCH!!!(Polishes off the bottle of 151 chasing it with the rest of the bottle of jack)............... . . . . . . . . . . . . . FUCSH ALLSH OF YOUSHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 90 mins later in the hospital getting his stomach pumped!!! (quietly) wait...... wait... doc.... doc... come closer..... send some one to my house and have them press post!!!!!!

Naughty Girl 3some
I'm feeling a little buzzed...you, my man, smile at me. You know how horny I get when I'm buzzing. Looking on the opposite side of me, you wink at our companion. She's someone new to me. You brought her home tonight. She is a visitor from out of town; business with your company has brought her here. You invited her to join us for dinner...and I'm not sure what else. She is beautiful. Her name is Denise. She has spellbinding green eyes, and gorgeous auburn hair. I find myself staring at her longer than I should, my gaze sometimes dropping to her chest...she looks like a D cup! My curiousity is aroused. You know I have a thing for women...we know we will explore this, but not sure when... I also study her long legs... she is taller than I; at 5'2" I am short. She towers over me, and appears to be only a few inchest shorter than you, who stands six feet tall. I smile sexily at you, several drinks going to my head. I'm not sure how many I've had, but I am not completely drunk. Our

Freak Test I Scored 335
1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts) 2.Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5 pts) Receiving (5pts) 3.Licked an ass? (5pts) 4.Had your ass licked? (5pts) 5.Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts) 6.Swallowed Cum? (5pts) 7.Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? (5pts) 8.Had anal sex? (5pts) 9.Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts) 10.Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts) 11.Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts) 12.Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts) 13.Did a threesome? (5pts) 14.Did a foursome? (5pts) 15.Been in an Orgy? (5pts) 16.Been in a gangbang? (5pts) 17.Had sex in public? (5pts) 18.Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts) 19.Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts) 20.Licked or sucked someone's toes? (5pts) 21.Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts) 22.Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts) 23.Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts) 24.Reached an orgasm? (5pts)

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~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ 1st Place is...... with 1729 comments 2nd Place is...... with 539 comments 3rd Place is...... with 498 comments 4th Place is...... with 314 comments 5th Place is...... with 53 comments 6th Place is...... with 24 comments 7th Place is...... with 17 comments 8th Place is...... with 7 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria

Boycott Starbucks
Heck I prefer Dunkin' Donuts personally but here it is: NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fightin g street et-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the sam

I Give Up
well i have made up my mind,i have given up on finding mr.right there is no such thing,at least not for a girl like me.i thought i would find one on the internet but i did'nt.but i have met alot of good friends and thats cool,can never have to many friends.

Proud Service Personnel
My husband and I are both in a contest for military members. If you get a chance, stop on by for a vote! I don't really have a chance of winning, so please disregard mine, and just drop a comment or two on my husbands. Currently, as of 1-17-07 @ 0850 , he is in 3rd place. The contest ends tomorrow. I'd rather have him win than me any day. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Blast At U.s. Embassy Called 'terrorism'
Blast at U.S. embassy called 'terrorism' 12 Jan 2007 A rocket was fired at the U.S. embassy early Friday, striking the front of the building but causing no injuries. A senior police official said the blast was an act of terrorism. [Oh, but when the *B U.S. H* attacks an embassy or consulate - that's called 'targeting suspected al-Qaeda figures.'] http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070112/ap_on_re_eu/greece_us_embassy

Bush's Legacy: The President Who Cried Wolf --olbermann:
Bush's legacy: The president who cried wolf --Olbermann: Bush's strategy fails because it depends on his credibility By Keith Olbermann 11 Jan 2007 Only this president, only in this time, only with this dangerous, even messianic certitude, could answer a country demanding an exit strategy from Iraq, by offering an entrance strategy for Iran...This is diplomacy by skimming; it is internationalism by drawing pictures of Superman in the margins of the text books; it is a presidency of Cliff Notes... We are going to put 17,500 more troops into Baghdad and 4,000 more into Anbar Province to give the Iraqi government "breathing space." In and of itself that is an awful and insulting term. The lives of 21,500 more Americans endangered, to give "breathing space" to a government that just turned the first and perhaps the most sober act of any democracy — the capital punishment of an ousted dictator — into a vengeance lynching so barbaric and so lacking in the solemnities necessary f

Company From Maine
I was so excited when I got a phone call Tuesday from my boys grandmother that lives in Maine. She told me she was here in Florida and wanted to come visit the boys & I and also meet Karl. This is my x-mother in law I am talking about but I still refer to her as my mother in law. She is a sweetheart and I love her to pieces. Of course I love my new mother in law too :-) Yvette will always be a mother in law to me even if I'm not married to her son any longer. I have to admit that I am very lucky to have mother in laws that I can actually say that I love and I get along great with them !! How many people can say they love their mother in law ? LOL Yvette got here in Ocala yesterday. Karl & I went to meet up with her and her sister Irene so they could follow us to the boys house. My boys havent seen their grandmother now in 10 years. So it was very special to be able to surprise them with her arrival :-) A couple of pictures that I took last night :-) Jeff & Scott with Grammie Yv

Half Naked
IM JUST BROWSING AROUND ON CHERRY TAP AND COME TO REALIZE SOMETHING...WELL ITS OBVIOUS.NOW NO DISRESPECT TO THESE PEOPLE AT ALL SO PLEASE DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY I JUST LIKE TO SAY IT HOW IT IS.I WONDER IF I SHOULD POST SOME PROACITIV PICTURES OF ME ON HERE JUST SO I CAN BE ON A HIGH LEVEL. I DO HAVE SOME YA KNOW. DO I REALLY CARE? NOT REALLY BUT JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN..HE HE.WHY NOT? I KNOW DAM WELL IF I DID I WOULD BE OFF THE CHAIN ...NO DOUBTING THAT. :) MAYBE ON THE DAYS WHERE I FEEL DOWN ON MY SELF, SELF CONSCIENCE OR JUST FUCKED UP HORMONES I CAN REFER TO MY CHERRY TAP PAGE AND "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" GET MY GOODIES WAY UP! LOL! IM SORRY I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY AS HELL. I LIKE COMPLIMENTS DONT GET ME WRONG WHO DOESNT BUT THAT JUST CRACKS ME UP.ANYWAYS I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE A FEW ON MY PAGE THOUGH CAUSE IM STILL A ROOKIE....LMAO!!!!!! ....ANYONE WHO WANTS TO ACTUALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER THOUGH LET ME KNOW AND MAYBE I WILL SHO

12 Jan 07 - Friday
12 Jan 07 - Friday 1737 John Hancock patriot (1st to sign Declaration of Independence) 1906 Tex Ritter Texas, country singer (5 Star Jubilee, The Wayward Wind) 1926 Ray Price country singer (For The Good Times) 1939 William Lee Golden Brewton AL, country singer (Oak Ridge Boys) 1943 Ray Manzarek rock pianist (Doors-Light my Fire, People are Strange) 1944 Joe Frazier Beaufort SC, heavyweight champion boxer (Olympics-gold-1964)/champ (1968-73) 1952 Ricky Van Shelton Danville VA, country musician (Somebody Lied, From a Jack to a King, Rockin' Years) 1954 Howard Stern Roosevelt NY, "Radio's Bad Boy" (WKRK, WYSP, WJFK) 1966 Luna Vachon WWF 1974 Melanie Jayne Chisholm "Sporty Spice", Widnes, vocalist (Spice Girls) 1816 France decrees Bonaparte family excluded from the country forever 1863 President Davis delivers his "State of the Confederacy" address 1903 Harry Houdini performs at Rembrandt theater, Amsterdam 1915 House of Representatives rejects proposal to give women th

What Is Your Power Colour... Find Out Yours..
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

I Do Still Believe In Love, But I Think The Rest Of Y’all Are In Trouble…
The debate continues all across America, but I am not referring to the presidential debates, or even the question that Miller Lite beer raises of 'tastes great' as opposed to 'less filling'. This issue is the hot button question for the new millenium. I ask you all which you prefer - a friend with benefits or, a fuck buddy? Before you answer that question let's examine the candidates… FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS… An FWB is something of a 90's phenomenon inspired by the hit television show F.R.I.E.N.D.S. An FWB is supposed to be able to help fill in for a boyfriend/girlfriend on several accounts. An FWB has a full account of your friends and family. An FWB may even occasionally have to shake your boyfriend's hand or kiss your girlfriend on her cheek. FWB's are also supposed to be able to help you shop for that same boyfriend/girlfriend. The benefit in being an FWB is the sexual intimacy. The intimacy is also supposed to be unplanned and unscheduled(for you ladies, the comment "oops,

If I Could Go Back Change Things In My Life
I could turn time back I would have went to College stead of getting married right out of High school. I probably married the girl that I had a crush on back in high school her name was Emily that I really like her alot god I miss her. I probably been a country signer or a pro basketball player that was my dream stead of working on a pig farm.