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How Spicy Are You?
Your Spicy Score: Medium You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination! How Spicy Are You?

Dead Tired
skinny white boy from the burbs but mutha fucka these ain't just words not afraid to come up on the target pull out the desert e, then spark it get it buck and wild here the shots poppin off for miles here the screams of your family goin wild screamin and callin for help as your body lay still, gaspin, gettin pale i told you stupid mutha fuckers i was fuckin dead tired but you still took me for a sucker now looks who's retired better yet your ass is expired i'm here to steal your life pull up with just a ski mask and a knife feel it pierce your spine now you know its the end of your time hop in the ride, police close behind like bone, still no surrender drive faster, hit a couple cars, but they just fender benders put the piece out the window, shoot out the po po tires hopin they just crash and burn i'm dead tired comin to the end of the road put the pedal to the floor see the bricks straight ahead hit 120, s

Satan's Goal
feelin the pain just relax let it take ya brain let this consume your mind let the blood drop like rain and soon you will find everything don't seem to be what it is you always see i lay back take it as it comes and relax just feel and watch me not once will i plead the death of me is all i guarantee sinister shit from my thoughts death is coming i can smell the rott it's comin under the door floating to my soul ready to take my body as a whole satans ultimate goal

Why We Cry
we cry for those that have left us . we cry for htose that care about and us for them . we cry for those we lost . we cry for those that have hurt us ans us them . we cry because we care about someone . we cry because of things we might have done to hurt someone. we cry because where happy. we cry when where sad . we cry when where glad . we cry for those we love or those that we had loved . we cry because it makes us feel a littel better but most of we cry because we can .

Sex And Calories
sex and calories Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8

Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true. Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing. For you, falling in love has never been easy. You can only fall for someone who is very patient and persistent. Inside the Room of Your Soul

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

Why I Love Bananas
Subject: Bananas No wonder that I like bananas! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make

More War Veterans Suffering From Stress
By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press WASHINGTON -- More than one-third of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans seeking medical treatment from the Veterans Health Administration report symptoms of stress or other mental disorders -- a tenfold increase in the last 18 months, according to an agency study. The dramatic jump in cases -- coming as more troops face multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan -- has triggered concern among some veterans groups that the agency may not be able to meet the demand. They say veterans have had to deal with long waits for doctor appointments, staffing shortages and lack of equipment at medical centers run by the Veterans Affairs Department. Contributing to the higher levels of stress are the long and often repeated tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. In Iraq, troops also face unpredictable daily attacks and roadside bombings as they battle the stubborn insurgency. Veterans and Defense Department officials said the increase in soldiers complaining of

Upadate On Kadence
Kadence is doing good today. I called this morning and they said her weight was 4lbs 3.4oz and that they checked her glucose and it was 82. So she's doing great. They moved her up to 14 cc's of breast milk. It's hard to believe my little angel will be 2 weeks old tomorrow. We are going to talk to the doctors up there this weekend and see if we can't get her transfered back down here to this hospital.

~*~what A Kiss Means~*~
*Kiss on the stomach--¢¾--"Lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead --¢¾--"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear --¢¾--"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek --¢¾--"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand --¢¾--"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck --¢¾--"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder --¢¾--"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips --¢¾--"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands --¢¾--"We can learn to love each other" *Slap on the Butt --¢¾--"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear --¢¾--"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight --¢¾--"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes --¢¾--"Don't leave me" *Playing with Hair on Head --¢¾--"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist --¢¾--"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing --¢¾--"I am completely Comfortable with you" ~¢¾~Advice~¢¾~ * Dont ask for a kiss, TAKE ONE. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like). *Do what you feel inside dont hold back *GO BIG OR

Hello
Hi....yea you...Hi. Thank you for joining me in my blog. Anything knew with you? NO?? hmm ok. Kill anyone today??? hmm No? really? why not? I wanted to but don't have time to hide bodies. .....hmm......Your boring. Well thanks for stopping by. Yea...you can go now. Bye.

Verizon .. New Customer Service
Upon my DSL fawkin up Yet again .. I called Verizon for some Tech Support .. they should have my number on all of their Cubby's by now .. waiting on my next call .. But as usual I had to go thru the Entire List of What to do in case of Tech Problems Via an Automated voice .. Press one if you have Windows XP .. Press two if Youve got a Mac .. Press three if Your on the librarys Computer .. and Press four if Youve Given up hope of ever speaking to an Actual person ...Well After all of my Pressing numbers I finally got someone .. who was speaking so soft I had to keep on with Excuse me Sir ??? and Could you say that again Please ... The normal Im tryin to be nice so you dont Spit in on my Cheesburger type of polite ...So .. after doing all he said Type 1234567890.. into the address bar .. Yes Maam I said Type .. 1234567890 . Excuse me ? did you say.. ......... Ok .. we get there .. reboot my Modem ..Then my Computer once the dsl light stays solid . Yayyyy we've got Power ..*Cheers now com

Panic Attacks
To everyone out there ,that has ever had a panic attack I feel you. I had one the other night, so bad that i thought i was going to die. I thought i was going to see hell before my time, "Sheww",, lol any way, i have suffered them for years. but yet like a dumb ass i am. i thought i could go off my paxil and everything would be just fine and dandy. oh hell no it was anything but fine and dandy, your body goes numb, your heart feels like its going to pound out of your chest, you feel like a 400lb person is sitting on your chest, but yet u cant tell them to get off. and yea, you perspire like a mother fucker, which is so grand. i mean i am happy to be alive. but dam. i hate panic attacks.. so to all that have never had one.. be proud that u don't have them, your lucky.. wild spirit

Cannibals
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

B.c Here Comes Roxy!
Well am getting ready for my big move across Canada!! Am really excited to meet my husband's mom and her husband.. Also My husbands Uncle Mike. I Have Talked To My Husbands Mom Over The Internet For Almost 3 Years,, And I Have Been Dying To Meet Her!! It's Also Great That Scarlett Gets To Meet Her Other Grandma!! And I Also Think The Change Of Area Will Help All 3 Of Us Out,, A Fresh Start In A New Place Is What We Need!! Sooo Oct 1 We Are All Off To Fort St John B.C!!! The Trip Will Be Interesting LOL

Going Insane
I dont know what do do with myself. I'm single, and have NOTHING TO DO!! I work 2 jobs and I'm new to the area. I was living in California with my ex boyfriend. He turned out to be a LOSER so I came home. I'm tired of dating guys who are losers. I need to find me a really nice guy that is a hard worker, but loves to spend time with his girl. I'm going to go now!

Usa Cares Gets $2.5 Million Boost
By Samantha L. Quigley American Forces Press Service WASHINGTON, Sept. 27, 2006 â€“ USA Cares recently received a $2.5 million grant to further its mission of assisting servicemembers and their families, organization officials said. â€œI canâ€™t explain how happy we are about it. Weâ€™re just beyond thrilled,â€ Barbara Yaw, USA Caresâ€™ director of communications, said. â€œWeâ€™re very blessed.â€ The grant came from the Iraq Afghanistan Deployment Impact Fund administered by the California Community Foundation. The foundation is a leading charitable organization in Los Angeles County, managing over $1 billion in assets. The California Community Foundation surprised the Radcliff, Ky., organization last year as well, Yaw said. â€œIt was actually a surprise for us, the last week of December 2005, to open up this plain envelope and see $1 million donation sitting there,â€ she said. â€œIt seemed every day to them, and it was an amazing, shocking thing for us here in t

Mexican Pork Steaks
Preparation Time: 5 minutes Cooking Time: 15 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 1 tsp. vegetable oil 4 pork blade steaks, 1/2 inch thick 1 cup chunky style prepared salsa 1/3 cup water 2 Tbsps. lemon juice 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1/4 cup cilantro, chopped Instructions Heat oil in a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Brown pork steaks on both sides. Combine remaining ingredients, except cilantro, in a bowl. Season with salt to taste. Pour mixture over chops. Cover and simmer 10-12 minutes. Sprinkle with cilantro and serve.

Mexican Oven-fried Chicken
Preparation Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 50 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter 1 cup buttermilk baking mix 1-1/2 tsps. paprika 2 Tbsps. cornmeal 1 Tbsp. chili powder 2-1/4 lbs. frying chickens, cut up Instructions Preheat oven to temperature 425°F. Melt butter in a 9x13 inch pan in oven until melted. Combine baking mix, next 3 ingredients and salt and pepper to taste in a shallow bowl. Coat chicken. Place skin sides down in pan. Bake 35 minutes uncovered. Turn, and bake about 15 minutes more, until chicken is cooked through.

The Path
The past the present the future Yesterday today tomorrow Age’s apart time slips away A vast amount of space In a minimal amount of time Time is of the essence Yet we have all the time in the world Yesterday we remember what we did in times long ago Today we play the part We take the path that will lead us to tomorrow Tomorrow we don’t yet know What will happen until the path of today is played out However when today becomes tomorrow Tomorrow will be today

When I'm Feeling Down
Aggression oppression depression To many of lifes hard lessons Cut me down, destroyed my heart Nothing left to impart No more want to be me No more want to be free Lost and lonely sad to be No more know my home Lost all I called my own Wheres the power to be strong Yesterday it all seamed wrong Wheres the light around the bend Hows to trust and hows a friend Funny world when all is told Never stood so very bold Found the hole in the clouds Speak to me speak out loud Find a way to deal with life Find a way to deal with strife Cant hope on a prity face Cant expect to win the race Got to walk at your own pace Pull yourself up today and face All Your demons and your fears Dont forget your friends have ears Weve all been there weve all been scared Lost are heads and lost are way When Im feeling down Lost and lonely with a frown I Wright and Wright and Wright Till again I want to fight Lost and loved, Loved and lost So much time so much cost Mend my hea

A Feeling Of An Incomplete Life
my whole life i have known that i was adopted. i also have known that my "parents" adopted me to fill a void due to the lose of twins during birth. my "mom and dad" have always told me that if i wanted to look for my biological mother they were behind me 100%. well, my 18th birthday came and i told them that i wanted to find her. they told me no. they said to wait until i graduated highschool. that came and once again i told them that i wanted to find her. they once again said NO. they said i had to wait until i graduated college. well, i should be graduating this coming spring, but i got married and put my college on hold. i feel like i am incomplete without knowing who the fuck my mom is. i have so many questions for her. why did she put me up for adoption? does she regret it? what is my nationality? what is my heritage? where is my biological father? do you want me in your life? WHY?! WHY DID YOU PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION?! what did i do wrong to not know my tr

What Kind Of Choclate R U?
You are Milk Chocolate A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds. You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life. Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago. What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Picto-personality Test
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very calm and kind. You go out of your way to help people who need your help.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are adventurous, always up to do the most extreme things. You have a certain recklessness that makes people very attracted to you.In the future you will be wise and healthy.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

I Am So Irritated At The Lc Right Now
nothing is working for me on it today so im irritated at it....so im going to sign off for a little before i get so pissed that i throw my comp thru the window....so peace ya'll dont be too sad ill be back in a little bit...much luv... luv always---mary

Apple Cinnamon Coffee Cake
* 2-1/2 cups all purpose flour * 1 cup brown sugar, firmly packed * 3/4 cup sugar * 1 tsp. baking soda * 1 tsp. baking powder * 3/4 tsp. salt (necessary) * 1/2 tsp. ground ginger * 1 Tbs. plus 1 tsp. ground cinnamon * 3/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 lb. Granny Smith apples, or other tart green apples, peeled, cored, chopped * 1 cup buttermilk * 1 tsp. vanilla extract * 1 large egg Preheat oven to 325°F. Butter and flour a round baking pan. Mix first 7 ingredients and 2-1/2 tsp. cinnamon in a food processor or bowl. Add oil and process until mixture resembles coarse meal. Transfer 3/4 cup of mixture to a smaller bowl and stir in remaining cinnamon. Set aside and reserve for topping. Add remaining ingredients to mixture in processor and process until just combined. Pour batter into prepared pan. Sprinkle reserved topping over top and bake about 1 hour 20 minutes, or until tester comes out clean when inserted into center. Transfer t

Quick Chocolate Cake
Prep: 15 min, Cook: 30 min, plus cooling time. * 1 package swiss chocolate cake mix * 1-1/3 cups water * 1/2 cup oil * 3 eggs * 1 cup raspberries and cream frosting Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour 2 8 or 9 inch round or 1 9x13 inch cake pan. Set aside. Combine first 4 ingredients in a bowl. Using an electric mixer, beat on low speed 30 seconds. Increase speed to medium and beat 2 minutes. Pour batter into prepared pans and bake 30-35 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean when inserted in center. Cool in pan on a rack 15 minutes before turning out onto a serving dish. Cool completely. Spread frosting over top of cake. Place remaining cake layer (if using) over top and spread frosting over top and sides to cover. This recipe serves 12 people. Due to the nature of this recipe, it adjusts the number of servings in multiples of 12 only. Per serving: calories 206, fat 14.8g, 64% calories from fat, cholesterol 51mg, protein 1.7g, carbohydrates

Recipes From Durango, Colo.
Crab Cakes Chez Grand-mere Created by Durango chef Michel Poumay, these crab cakes have become a favorite at his restaurant. Serves 4 as an entree, 8 as an appetizer. Ingredients 1 pound fresh jumbo lump crab meat 1 finely diced shallot 1 finely diced garlic clove 1 teaspoon baking powder 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro 2 eggs, separated (save egg whites) 6-8 sea (not bay) scallops 2 tablespoons heavy cream Pinch salt Pinch white pepper 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 tablespoon vegetable oil Directions Preheat oven to 375. In a mixing bowl, combine crab meat, shallot, garlic, baking powder, cilantro and egg yolks with a rubber spatula. In a blender or food processor combine scallops, egg whites and cream, salt and pepper. Purée for 2 minutes. Combine crab meat and scallop mixture and form crab cakes. In a nonstick fry pan melt butter and oil and pan fry cakes on each side to a lightly golden brown. Place cakes on a cookie shee

The Storm
The skies slowly hazed over to a dark shade of gray as a storm started to roll into the valley. Rain began to finally pour and thunder and lightning echoed off in the distance. It was a lovely day by her standards. She loved storms. She hummed softly to herself as she stood in her bathroom getting ready to go to work. She was a clerk at a convenience store and was looking forward to her night. She grinned to herself as she thought, "I feel like I am getting ready for a date, not work." She got dressed, put on her makeup and her best smelling perfume. Of course her annoying husband had come home early that day and he had given her a hard time about the outfit she had chosen to wear to work. Disgusted, she replied to him, "I can wear whatever I want." She left it at that and then got dropped off down the street, forgetting all about her husband the minute she walked through the doors of the store and saw her very sexy assistant manager. He was one of those tall, dark, handsom

Maybe.....
Maybe... God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe.. .when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe... it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.Maybe... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of and want to do. Maybe... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much t hat you just want to pick them from your

For He Fears Nothing Now
FOR HE FEARS NOTHING NOW a> As I sit in the dark, tears streaming down my face. He cannot move, he barley breaths. Fate has hurt him, for he is dying in my hands. While the night grows colder, he is fading farther away. He slips in and out of consciousness, he is unable to move. I speak softly to him, I try to comfort him in what looks to be his final hours. After hours of hope & love, he is coming back around. While he's fully aware and moving fine, fate strikes him down even harder this time. For she has killed him. He is cold and lifeless. I cried a river of tears last night, for I lost my friend. My Spike, I miss him so........ I looked into his eyes one last time. As I looked deep into his big brown eyes, they clouded up. I have sent you to rest under my black roses you loved so much. Though some may not think much of you, I raised you. I will always love my G-Piggy, the suto circus lion you always wanted to be. By: Biker REDS

The White Queen
The White Queen a> She lives among us, no one the wiser as to who she is. A woman of grace, beauty, & power. She commands all which is frozen & barren. Fore everything she touches freezes solid. She is destined to be alone in this world, for no human could handle her touch. The feeling of sorrow comes over her as she begins to cry. Thus is when the snow comes from. When she is distraught & bitter, the blizzards come hard and long. Fore she is The White Queen, ruler of the North. By: BikerREDS

Posting
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LC. I can't comment on my friends site, or their photos. i keep getting the same error message: your time has expired. what the hell is this. i haven't been able to do anything for two days. WHY! Someone please tell me what the hell is going on. thank you

Sour Cream Chocolate Chip Cookies
2 C. all-purpose flour 1 t. baking soda 1 t. salt 3/4 C. butter, softened 1 C. granulated sugar 1/2 C. firmly packed dark brown sugar 1 T. vanilla 2 eggs 1/2 C. sour cream 1 C. raisins 1 C. coarsely chopped toasted walnuts (see note) 12 oz. bittersweet bar chocolate, chopped into 1/4-inch or smaller pieces Position 2 racks near the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 375° F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or foil. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt into a medium bowl. Set aside. In the bowl of an electric mixer, using the paddle attachment, beat the butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla at medium speed until creamy, about 2 minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition and scraping down the sides of the bowl as necessary. Add the sour cream, mixing until blended. At low speed, add the dry ingredients, mixing just until combined. Using a wooden spoon, stir in the raisins, nuts

Jackass 2
Yup me n Chaz went to see that last night. It was the shortest 2 hour movie I've ever seen. It was hilarious, but also really disgusting. Party boy drank some horse semen and this other guy ate horse shit for $200. We got to see Bam Margera cry cuz he got cornered in a horse trailer with a king cobra, and he's terrified of snakes. Overall, it's an awesome movie. So if you guys are into these kind of movies, it's a must-see movie!

Shrimp And Vegetable Salad With Roast-tomato Vinaigrette
4 large heirloom tomatoes, halved 1/4 cup olive oil 6 cups fresh arugula 3 cups yellow and green wax beans, blanched and cut into 1/2-inch pieces 3 cups fresh corn, shaved from the cob 3 cups diced red bell peppers 3 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 2 cups cooked shrimp 2 tbsp champagne vinegar 1 tbsp finely diced shallot 1 tsp fresh parsley, chopped Heat oven to 350°F. Place tomatoes on a cookie sheet and brush lightly with oil. Roast 20 minutes, then puree in a blender and strain. Cool puree. Combine next 6 ingredients in a chilled bowl and toss. Add vinegar to tomato puree and whisk in remaining oil, shallot and parsley. Drip 1/2 cup vinaigrette on the inside rim of bowl, then toss salad again. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. The Dish: 191 calories per serving, 4.7 g fat (0.7 g saturated), 7.2 g fiber, 29.2 g carbs, 13.3 g protein Makes 6 servings.

More Friends Stuff!!
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. Remember: "A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... WE screwed up, but we had fun! " Proud to be your Friend! ? Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and do not skip ahead I have learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I have learned ....that we should be glad God does not give us everything we ask for. I have learned...that money does not buy class. I have learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I have learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I have learned...that the Lord did not do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I have learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I have learned...th

Wedding Ring And The Finger The Ring Is On!!!
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger ?? Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle( this is from a chinese excerpt) 1. Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back 2. Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips 3. Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split 4. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open cause all human does go thru sick and dead. Which is our parents will leave us one day 5. Pls close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too 6. Now close up your second finger, open up your little finer, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live 7. Nevertheless, close up your little finer, try to open your fourth finger which

People
it is really something to think we actually may know someone.. but honestly do we ever really? everyone has secrets they will never tell.. see even as blunt and honest as i am, i still have things i hide. and as much as a bitch that i am i still have a hard time not helping others i get taken advantage of and i shouldn't. as a mother i find i have taken quite well to nurturing and it makes me wanna help others, but at the same time i am leary to being hurt so i hide away. now some people have good honest hearts, and others have only cruel intent, how do we tell them apart? see i believe observation is the key, when you watch the people talk and act you can pick up little cues and instead of telling yourself it isn't true, believe your head not your heart. i too have done things i am not proud of, but the difference is i learned from it and choose not to do it again.

I Write Sins Not Tragedys- Panic At The Disco
Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing

Men's Tools
Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, c

Betion
BEFORE YOU SAY ANY THING YOU MUST THINK MANY TIME BEFORE YOU HURT ANY ONE SO HAVE SOME BETION AND LOOK FOR THE PROBLEM AND TRY TO FIXED IT I TELL THAT FOR EVERY ONE ON THE L.C THERE ARE MANY GOOD PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD WE MUST TRUST THEM I LOVE ALL OF YOU LOST CHERRIES TRIBLE_XXX-ALFA-FOX-99

Beef Stew Italiano
Preparation Time: 15 minutes Cooking Time: 45 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 1-1/3 cups chicken stock 1-1/3 cups water 1-1/3 cups long grain rice 1-1/2 Tbsps. olive oil 1-1/4 lbs. boneless beef for stew, cut into 1 inch cubes 4 cloves garlic, minced 2 cups Italian style peeled tomatoes, chopped 1 Tbsp. tomato paste 1/2 cup dry white wine or chicken stock 1/2 tsp. rosemary, or 2 Tbs. fresh, chopped Instructions Combine stock and water in a saucepan and bring to a boil over high heat. Stir in rice and return to a boil. Immediately reduce heat to low. Cover pan and simmer 20-25 minutes or until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed. Heat oil in a saucepan over medium high heat. Sauté beef, stirring frequently, 3-5 minutes or until browned evenly. Reduce heat to low. Add garlic and sauté 1 minute. Stir in tomatoes, tomato paste, wine, rosemary, and salt and pepper to taste. Cover and simmer 40-45 minutes or until beef is tender. Serve beef stew over rice.

Rice Cooker Seafood Risotto
Preparation Time: 15 minutes Cooking Time: 30 minutes Serves: 2 Ingredients 2-1/2 cups chicken stock 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter 1 Tbsp. olive oil 1/2 cup onioncooked, finely chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1 cup Arborio or short grain rice 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 Tbsp. lemon juice 1/2 tsp. tarragon 1 Tbsp. parsley flakes, or 2 Tbs. 1/8 tsp. red chili pepper flakes 1/4 lb. small shrimp, peeled and deveined, patted dry 1/4 lb. scallops, washed and trimmed, patted dry Instructions Bring chicken stock to a boil on top of stove or in microwave, and hold at simmering. Spray rice cooker pan with nonstick cooking spray. Turn cooker on and add butter and oil until melted. Stir in onion and garlic and cook 1-2 minutes. Add rice and stir to coat well with butter mixture. Stir in next 5 ingredients. Slowly add hot stock, about 1/3 cup at a time, stirring constantly. When liquid has been absorbed, slowly add more hot stock in same manner. Continue this process about 15 minute

Rice Fritters
I use a light oil for frying as I find olive oil adds too much of it’s own flavor to these delicate tasting fritters. 4 Cups Milk 6 Tablespoons Granulated Sugar 2 Tablespoons Sweet Butter Grated Zest of 1 Lemon 1 Teaspoons Vanilla Extract 1 1/2 Cups of Arborio Rice 2 Eggs, Separated 5 Cups of Oil For Frying Combine the milk, sugar, butter, vanilla and lemon zest in a medium sized pot and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to simmer and cook, stirring occasionally until the rice is tender and the milk is absorbed. Let cool to room temperature. Add the egg yolks and mix well. Whip the egg whites until stiff peaks form, and fold into the rice mixture. In a heavy pot, fry in oil that has been heated to 375 degrees F. until golden brown. It takes only a few minutes, so watch carefully. Remove to a plate covered with paper towels to absorb the oil. Sprinkle with a little more granulated sugar, and serve warm.

Bar Talk Definitions -- Funny!!
HERE ARE ALL THE DEFINITIONS OF THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR AT A BAR AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN: "No, really, I'm OK to drive." -- I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with. "I'm not used to these darts." -- I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed. "Let's go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (male to female) -- You would look great face down in my lap. "You get this one, next round is on me." -- We won't be here long enough to get another round. "I'll get this one, next one is on you." -- Happy hour is about to end.... now beers are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop. "I haven't seen you around here for a long time." -- You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends?? "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" -- I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position. "Let's get out of here." -- I just

School
Ok so school really rocked last night! I arrived there to find out that keyboarding class was cancelled due to of all things a virus! LMAO! So all I had to do was go in to take 3 small tests watch the audionym tape for lesson 6 and then I was done. So, class was from 5:00 to 6:45! whooo hooooo! Got to go home early and have a decent dinner for once!

Read This Before You Go Out....goosebumps
Here is a poem that just might give you a bit of goosebumps. Something to think about before you go out. Later everyone and have a great day. A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God , please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then fireme

A Woman's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Random Verses Not Connected
m your victim im your prize i am no-one in your eyes im a prophet im a beast im the star that shines in the east nobody ever told me how am i supossed to know i,ll spend this life alone ill spend it with my soul cuz one day u will realize that u where never meant to be so slit your wrists and walk with me this is my broken dream Our minds are torn apart by jealousy and broken trust my hate i give to u .. my soul i do intrust my way is to forgive you my wish is to see u die my state is to enlighten you my life will make u cry someday when u find out i tryed and got found out so open ur mind to the answers and let my death set u free im sorry that i left you but i just dont want to be me in love and death -stoned-

Vote For My Booty As The Best
hey everyone come and vote me the best booty iam in the lead and need to keep it that way so i get the prize of havin the guru as my prize lmao.....so everyone get to my pic and vote me and leave me comments thnx all much love http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=77642&albumid=45060&i=30574739

I Would Like Some Advice From Some Friends Before I Make My Mind Up Plz
I have 2 dreams and i love both .. 1. Do you think i have the looks to model ?? 2. Should i become a photographer ?? what do you think ?? i would love some opinions but not rude ones thanks

Thursday Night
Man i havern't really done much tonight. I had a couple of friends come over and that's about it. My roommate and I have just chilled and watched TV all night. I'm lookin foward to tonight though. Party time lol. I just got invited to a keg on facebook. You already know i'm goin lol : p

You Save Me - Kenny Chesney
This goes out to someone very special to me!! Every now and then I get a little lost My strings all get tangled, my wires all get crossed Every now and then I'm right up on the edge Dangling my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you're here 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun 'Cause when I'm a firecracker comin' undone Or when I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It's hard lovin' a man that's got a gypsy soul I don't know how you do it, I'm not sure how you know The perfect thing to say to save me from myself You're the angel that moves me like nobody else And I thank God you do 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun When I'm a firecracker coming undone When I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me I know I don't tell you nearly enough That I couldn't live one day without your love When I'm

Pecan Pie Bars I
Prep Time: 20 Minutes Cook Time: 45 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour 5 Minutes Servings: 36 INGREDIENTS: * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 cup margarine * 4 eggs * 1 1/2 cups light corn syrup * 1 1/2 cups white sugar * 3 tablespoons margarine, melted * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 1/2 cups chopped pecans DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10x15 inch jellyroll pan. 2. In a large bowl, stir together the flour, 1/2 cup sugar, and salt. Cut in 1 cup of margarine until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Sprinkle the mixture evenly over the prepared pan, and press in firmly. 3. Bake for 20 minutes in the preheated oven. 4. While the crust is baking, prepare the filling. In a large bowl mix together the eggs, corn syrup, 1 1/2 cups sugar, 3 tablespoons margarine, and vanilla until smooth. Stir in the chopped pecans.

Sour Cream And Chive Rolls
"Herb dinner rolls, these go with everything!" Original recipe yield: 50 crescent rolls. Servings: 50 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup sour cream * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1/2 cup butter, melted * 2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast * 2 eggs * 4 cups all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup chopped fresh chives * 1/2 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C) DIRECTIONS: 1. In a small saucepan, heat sour cream until very hot. Add salt, sugar, and melted butter or margarine. Cool until lukewarm. 2. In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Mix in sour cream mixture, eggs, flour, and chives. Cover, and refrigerate overnight. 3. Divide dough into 4 parts. Knead and roll each part into a 10 inch circle. Cut into thin pie-shaped pieces. Roll each piece from flat end to point. Place on greased baking sheets. Allow to rise until doubled in size. 4. Bake at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) for 12 to 15 minut

Kadence
To all my friends. I will talk to you hopefully tomorrow and be able to tell you that Kadence is finally home with mommy and daddy. Tonight is the first night since she has been in this world that we get to spend the night with her. Take care and have a great weekend.

Within This Sacred Space
By the light of the moon We witches three, Create enchantments for all to see Crafting our spell we chant by the fire Watching the flames flickering higher and higher. Summoning spirits to hear our call Cloaked by darkness, safe from all. Three times we hear the ringing of the bell We drift into the elemental realm. Forces unseen by the natural eye A gift to those in the craft of the wise. Knowledge unleashed Imbued in the spirit. Mysteries to teach For those who will hear it. We ascend into the air while still entranced Elementals lead us into our spiral dance. Faster and Faster we increase the pace. While dancing within this sacred place. The fire of the dance, reaches our very core. Power is unleashed forever more. A blinding light as our spirits ground. The echoes of "So Mote It Be" all around. Upon this night, with spirits we danced. We were given the sight Our gifts enhanced. Touched by the gods With knowledge and grace. We give honor within this

Good Night, Sleep Tight ~ A Childs Prayer
Now I lay me down this night The Goddess protect me from all fright. She hovers near to guide with love and encircles my bed with light from above. Her peace and beauty are serene, She stands close by me while I dream. She wears the stars upon her head, And keeps me safe in my little bed. I know in my heart that she loves me, So goodnight, sleep tight and Blessed Be. And Blessed Be to All Children and Adults alike.

Poems, Prose And Poetry
Whispers She Whispered, And the sun's fire quickened. She Whispered, And the seas answered. She Whispered, And the lands rose; And the mountains rose; And in the sky the moon rose. She Whispered, And there was life. She Whispered, And we were born. She Whispered, And we head her call. And we answered; And we rejoiced; And we sang; And we lived with Her. She Whispered, And we followed; She Whispered And fewer heard. She Whispered And some were hunted. And then some turned, And some fled, And some hid; And some died. She Whispered, And few heard. She Yelled, She Screamed, She cried, And still few heard. And then She was silent. And we stopped; And we listened; And we looked; And inside of us we found Her. And we listened very closely, And we heard Her whispering; And we Whispered back. And She sang, And we sang with Her. The Triple Goddess As the Maiden, I saw through your eyes as a child Spring rains, green forests, and animals wild! I s

Hollow
(this is from the heart and mind of a broken man as i sit and write) Do i care like i say or is this all a game Would i even take you back if you came i empty i am sick iam am tired of the lies we both know what would happen if you looked in my eyes you are scared so you write only trying to prove to yourself because anyone who knows you knows you dont know what to do with yourself and i cant say a word cause it only stokes the fire because every word you write i want to scream at you lier you say i cant change but niether have you tried i am willing to because without you id have died you saved me forever you gave me a chance you showed me what true love was you showed me romance do i regret the things that i did i say live and let live cause you got away with worse but i still did forgive but you only show your side and make me look so pathetic but every word you speak you'll live to regret it because if are love is truly lo

Sleep...
Sleep, my lovely, sleep, rest your eyes, as you rest your weary head upon my chest, let me comfort you, protect you, and watch over you, as you journey far away, to a better world, where your dreams are full of miles and miles of joy and smiles, and everything you've ever wished for. Sleep, my lovely, sleep, let the worries flow from your brow, and let them rest upon my strong body, let me carry your cares for you, so that you might be free. Sleep, my lovely, sleep, so that you might wake tomorrow, and find me here, holding you, caressing you, waking you with love...

Sex
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds67%Whips50%Biting50%Bondage33%Blood0%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

The Performer
April was here and then, in the morning of the world, In the morning of marriages, Performing gardens, And orchids, And other magic for our delight… That hour at midnight When we could not sleep, The touch of hands The unexpected rapture. Those late breakfasts, Our eyes meeting, speaking Without speech of something Always being lost And always being found. And April is here now, In the morning of gardens, And in the morning of orchards, Performing weddings.

Party Wings Or Buffalo Wings
1 (5 lb.) bag wings (party wings) 1 lb. flour Fat free oil 1 stick butter Meat tenderizer Garlic and pepper salt 1 bottle barbecue sauce, mild or spicy 1/2 c. hot sauce and ketchup Place wings in drainer; let dry. Put about 2-4 cups flour in paper bag. Add wings and shake up in bag until battered. Preheat cooking oil. Once hot, place wings into pan. Cook until golden brown. Once completed, place party wings into saucepan. Add 1 bottle barbecue sauce, 1/2 cup hot sauce and 1/2 cup ketchup. Once entire pan of chicken is covered, place into preheated oven and cook for about 20-35 minutes. Remove from oven.

Party Salad
container Cool Whip, thawed 1 can cherry pie filling 1 can crushed pineapple, drained 1 can Eagle Brand condensed milk Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Let chill for about 2 hours. Very good for outdoor parties or whatever.

Cherry Nut Party Cake
1/2 c. Swift'ning 1/2 c. sugar 4 egg whites 1/2 c. sugar 2 1/2 c. sifted cake flour 1 tbsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 2/3 c. milk 1/3 c. maraschino cherry juice 1/2 c. finely chopped maraschino cherries 1/2 c. chopped nuts Beat egg whites until frothy. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar. Beat until peaks form, set aside. Cream Swift'ning and 1/2 cup sugar. Add sifted dry ingredients alternately with liquids. Add cherries and nuts. Fold in meringue. Pour into lined pans. Bake in 375 degree oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Yields: two 9-inch layers.

Crab Meat And Almond Party Spread
8 oz. cream cheese 8 oz. crab meat Slivered almonds 4 tbsp. butter 4 tbsp. chives Worcestershire sauce Soften cheese and butter, add crab, chives, and almonds. Mix well. Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes. Serve with melba rounds.

Elegant Party Cake
1 pkg. yellow cake mix 1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding 1 c. milk 8 oz. cream cheese 9 oz. Cool Whip 1 lg. can crushed pineapple 1 can coconut Crushed walnuts & cherry halves Prepare cake as directed on package and bake in greased and floured 12"x17" cookie sheet with sides at 350 degrees until done, 15 or 20 minutes. Cool 5 minutes then invert on rack or foil covered cardboard. Dissolve pudding with milk (1 cup); set aside. Cream the cream cheese, add Cool Whip and beat. Add pudding. Beat again. Texture should be light whipped cream. Spread over cooled cake. Drain pineapple well and spread over icing. Sprinkle with coconut and walnuts. Garnish with cherry halves if desired. Serving for 20.

Somethings Never Change
Can someone help me out and explain to me why it is so hard to let go of the one thing that hurts you the most. And how that one person that you love so much can turn around a crush your heart. And at the same time make you look like a totally idiot. Like you should have known what was coming. I just don't get it. I'm completely and utterly shocked at myself that i still continue to let myself get sucked back into a hole. A hole in my heart that wont close no matter how hard you try. The reality of it all is that no matter how hard yout try oLike i said I just don't get it. We need a switch that can turn off the love portion of our heart and brain when we are done using them. Wow! how great would that be. We would have no broken hearted females. Sorry guys, don't know to many of you that let yourself get that involved emotional with anyone to get hurt. So if any girl finds that switch before i do please let me know where it is. I'd pay for that relief. You should never re

Seafood Au Gratin
This is delicious and well worth the effort! Make sure the seafood is very fresh. Best if served in individual baking dishes, but can be made in one larger dish if they are not available." Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 35 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 50 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 pound fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1 pound bay or sea scallops, rinsed and drained * 3 tablespoons butter * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 2 cups hot chicken broth * 3 tablespoons chopped shallots * 1 (4 ounce) can button mushrooms, drained * 1/2 cup white wine * 1 pound cooked crab meat * 2 cups shredded provolone cheese * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly butter 8 small baking dishes. 2. In a large skillet, heat olive oil over medium high heat. Saute shrimp and scallops unt

Lips Of An Angel - Hinder
honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why are you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips

Smoked Salmon Cheesecake
A smoked salmon cream cheese mixture is baked in a springform pan just like a cheesecake and served at room temperature." Original recipe yield: 12 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 2 Hrs 40 Min READY IN 3 Hrs 10 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese * 2 tablespoons fine dry bread crumbs * 3 tablespoons butter * 1 cup chopped onion * 1 cup chopped green bell pepper * 28 ounces cream cheese, softened * 4 egg * 1/3 cup heavy cream * 1/2 pound smoked salmon, chopped * 1/2 cup shredded Swiss cheese * 3 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese * salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Lightly butter an 8 inch springform pan. Mix 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese with the breadcrumbs. Sprinkle this mixture into the pan; turn and tap pan to coat inside of pan. Wrap a large piece of foil underneath and up the sides of the pan. Be careful not to tear an

All About Me... I Need Help.
[sighs] Who am I? I don't even know anymore. I've lost myself along the way when I was somebody who cared about everything into a person who didn't care about anything. I'm still lost. I don't know where to begin into the process of getting myself back. I feel alone in the dark. Nobody to reach out. I feel like slicing my wrists so deep that the blood runs and soaks the carpet then die a slow, painful death alone. I really have no idea what to do. I feel like I've hurt everyone in my life. I don't want to be the person who hurts everyone. I want to be the person who's nice and cares about everyone. I can do it but I don't have the heart to actually turn myself around. Every day I scream for help but all that comes out of my mouth is silence. Everybody is always all around me but nobody hears me because I'm screaming in silence. I really want to hurt myself but the person who is the closest to me won't let me. I guess If I did then the new friends I make won't know me at all because I w

Blonde
Blonde Joke A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO- PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITI

Didn't Say Quote Of The Day Meant Only "one" Quote...lol
Did I mention that I love Nietzsche...lol ---------------------------- He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146 German philosopher (1844 - 1900)

Where Do We Go From Here?
Since I am documenting all the crazy opinions and ideas I've been feeling over the last month, I would like to continue with a few predictions I have for the near future. We will all be able to come back to them and see how right I am. Some will be safe bets, others a bit more daring. 1) There will be a black male president before a woman or hispanic. Give Barak Obama (spelling?) ten years. 2) Nobody will ever figure out what to call the decade from 2000-2010. Aughts? Zeros? First Decade of the 21st Century? 3) Blue will become the new black. 4) The movie going experience will become extinct in the next 15 years. 5) Skynet will become independent at 1:31 pm August 7th 2085. 6) Someone will create a computer virus that actually infect Macintosh computers. 7) McDonalds will become synonymous with good nutrition after a 200 million marketing campaign that gets its food established as a public school cafeteria staple. 8) The moon will go missing for two weeks and return with a very

Untitled Poem 2
I'm hoping you are what I think you are. The person that I want to be with for the rest of my life. Is that to much to dream of or even hope for? It feels like I can connect with you more easily than I ever had with anyone else. You're all I ever wanted. You're all I ever needed. You are blissfully perfect in my eyes. Linsey **10-10-2006** Need help with a title on this one too. And yup talkin' about the person on this one as well.

I Almost Said Ass
To those who would cut, feast, and clean my slit wrists, I fall into slave’s position, and scream “hail to the vicious”. Nothing is enough, I always need more, clean my gore off the abattoir floor. Hiss in my ear, as my veins pour, that I am most beautiful, as a sweet and abused whore. Although I’m not into verbal abuse, I’ve been known to talk crass, I talk serious shit when I get fucked in my… Hahahahahahahah, dubious Hello dear friend, dance through my head, smear red. The spider to my web, I seem to be stuck.

He Made It Clear
We finaly spoke on the phone and you said what I didnt want to hear.Of course you like and care about me but only as a friend.You are such a speacial guy that it made me sad to hear it.Now i sit here and cry thinking about what we could have had.

Slipping
God help me Im slipping fast My life is filling up with poison from others Telling me Ill never be good enough You know how hard I tried Keeping everyone happy but myself How can I keep doing it Pleasing everyone else Bit by bit numbness is setting in again Soon Ill be gone Someone save me Pull me close Hold me now, Im slipping away Feeling is too much to handle Keeping pushing me back Hitting me hard I cant take much more Someone please help me Tell me what to do How do I keep myself whole Without pushing everyone else away I know who I am Where I come from Dont know how much longer I can keep myself from slipping away Pinch me Wake me up Do something to let me know Im still living This feels and looks like hell to me This pain is unbearable It breaks me down Pushes me back to where I was in control Numbness is the key To make me not hurt I want to feel I want to live Im afraid I cant do it alone Im not strong enough I need to b

Love Is
Love is sharing caring daring laughing smiling crying friends family children endless timeless enduring classic new fresh different unusal Love is two people two ideas two different views values But Love is true pure innocent Love is Unconditional

Inamous First Post
the boredom has gotten to me. after weeks of being buried at work, things have slowed down and i don't know what to do with myself. fortunately, i have access to the 'net... more to come soon. have a fantabulous day, dear reader!

Todays Rant Dont Not Comment Just B/c You're Democrat People.
President bushs' decision to let North Korea nuke any country it sees fit, at their own descretion, us being FIRST on their must kill list...pisses me the fuck off. He's spending too much time studing ways to increase his bank account rather then working for the people paying him and who gave him his job. He as we speak is acting the equivalent of police letting a serial killer go and saying they will spend their time finding the person stealing radios out of cars. Its fucking retarded and I would be willing to vote democrat next election if it wasn't for hillary being the democrates next supported canidate...and so I encourage everyone to vote third party. He may be a little nutso but...he'll do things the way the true majority wants it done. Furthermore, anyone voting for hillary let me know so I can take you off my friends list. No one should be president that can't control the things that go on in their own household if you can run a house you can't run a fucking country...this has

Missing You
I close my eyes Think of you And falls a tender tear. I wish my words My silent Prayers Were loud enough to hear. You closed the door Shut me away I feel I cannot survivee. Your warmth, your love Your sweet gentle smile For this I solemnly strive.

Icp Fans
I am not a hater, but yet I am not a fan. They are ok music, but can anyone who is or isnt an ICP fan explain why I see so many of you guys springing up all over the place... And since they have so many Loyal fans, why isnt JCW and their music careers still alive... Or is this like the fans who loved 2Pac after he died and the numerous Marley/Hendrix fans of today...

Puffy Omelet With Canadian Bacon Filling
Ingredients: 4 egg whites 4 egg yolks 3 ounces sliced Canadian-style bacon, cut into thin strips 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (1 ounce) 1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh basil OR 1/4 teaspoon dried basil 1/4 teaspoon white pepper 5 teaspoons butter or margarine 1/2 cup fresh mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped green pepper 1 large tomato, peeled, seeded and chopped Servings: 2 Minutes of prep time: 30 Nutritional analysis per serving: calories: 390 grams of fat: 28 mg. cholesterol: 606 mg. sodium: 908 Instructions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Beat egg whites until stiff peaks form. Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon-colored; stir in Canadian-style bacon, cheese, half of the basil, and pepper. Fold yolk mixture into egg whites. In a 10-inch skillet with oven-proof handle, heat 2 teaspoons of the butter over medium heat till a drop of water sizzles. Spoon egg mixture into skillet, gently smoothing surface. Reduce heat to low; cook for 7 to 8 minutes or until the bo

Salsa De Tomatillo
Original recipe yield: 2 cups PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 10 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 10 tomatillos, husked * 1 small onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, chopped * 2 jalapeno peppers, chopped * 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro * salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Place tomatillos in a nonreactive saucepan with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil. Simmer until tomatillos soften and begin to burst, about 10 minutes. 2. Drain tomatillos and place in a food processor or blender with onion, garlic, jalapeno peppers, cilantro, salt and pepper. Blend to desired consistency. Servings Per Recipe: 16 Amount Per Serving Calories: 10 * Total Fat: 0.2g * Cholesterol: 0mg * Sodium: < 1mg * Total Carbs: 1.9g * Dietary Fiber: 0.6g * Protein: 0.3g

How To Write A Poem
OPEN THE WINDOW AT NIGHT AND INVITE HIM IN. BARE YOUR THROAT AND LET HIM DRINK HIS FILL. DREAM UNTIL HE STOPS, THEN WRITE ABOUT THE DREAM. TO YOU THE WORDS WILL SEEM FLAT BUT THOSE WHO KNOW WILL KNOW, REMEMBERING THEIR OWN NIGHTS OF CRIMSON DREAMING BY LAWRENCE SCHIMEL

Live Life!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back... Roses have different meanings, what rose would you send me? (repost of original by 'crazysane' on '2006-10-12 17:26:11')

The Superstition Behind Friday The 13th
It's strange how society has come to accept "superstition" so plainly and unquestioning. Go to every hotel in the States and there is almost never a floor with the number 13 in it. However, if you should venture to a hotel in Italy, you will indeed find that 13 is not skipped over. In fact, a gold charm of the number is given to Italian infants to ensure good luck and prosperity in their developing life. Why then, is there such suspicion surrounding 13? Furthermore, ever wonder what makes Friday the 13th so "evil"? (Note: Friday the 13th was considered a day of bad luck and evil long before the movies came out!) There are various theories surrounding 13. Since Christianity has had a extremely large influence on all societies as a whole, we shall look there first. At the "Final Supper" or "Last Supper" (whoever you chose to term it) there were 13 guests. Some believe Jesus to be the 13th at feast, occurring just before he was Crucified. This is a largely debatable theory, however. How

Heh.
It's not fair. I didn't ask for it. So why rub it in my face. I didn't say, hey you should give me away, or any other type of shit, so why should i be punished. You call yourself a christian and you preach god to me every fucking day, how much of a hippocrite are you. Don't you realize what you're doing to me, isnt very christian like, now is it. Im sick of it all i really am. I make myself happy. I have to be. Other wise id be depressed all the time. But i hate depression so i don't allow myself to go there. Everyday i hear are you okay, or is everything alright, and if the people that truly cared would understand, im female, im never okay, and when i say im fine, i don't mean it. Give me a break. My brothers went to PA for the night. I got puppy duty. Pleasent isnt it. Whatever. Im done :)

:)
SO CONFUSED YOU HAVE ME SO CONFUSED I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR DO IM AFRAID ILL DO THE WRONG THING AND UPSET YOU IT SEEMS AS IF ALL WE EVER DO IS FIGHT YOU HAVE ME SO CONFUSED I DONT KNOW WRONG FROM RIGHT THE DECISIONS I MAKE REVOLVE AROUND YOU THINGS YOU WANT ME TO SAY AND THINGS YOU WANT ME TO DO IM NOT SURE WHERE I STAND WITH YOU OR HOW YOU FEEL IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR IF IM NO BIG DEAL EVERYONE TELLS ME IM JUST SOMEONE WHO IS THERE THAT YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AND YOULL PROBABLY NEVER CARE WELL TELL ME NOW BEFORE THINGS GET ANYMORE OUT OF HAND JUST LET ME KNOW WHERE THE HELL I STAND AM I FIGHTING A BATTLE I CAN NEVER WIN DO YOU JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS JUST LET ME KNOW SHOULD I HOLD ON OR SHOULD I LET GO []

The Internal Winter
I need the silence of my pain, I have written words upon words. Silly me, save them for here. Saying them only exposes you to their scorn. you were never worth the trouble. So I sit lost in the water, drifting on the wind. Breathing. It takes so much effort to hold the world up. No one knows how hard, it can really be, being strong. I need to be less. To blurr between the lines. To not be seen. Where I am at peace. then to lay back, wrapped in spiders silk, and await the approaching fall. Letting the leaves burry me. Hide me from the cold. Lay down and listen, I can hear winter calling me already. I need the quiet of winter right now. the internal winter is growing too bitter.

God's Own Soul Meets Mother Nature
Stars crash in the sea of my imagination. Eyes gaze the skys for my god. Have I been forgotten. Another lost soul,. how cliched. I am not someone to assume I am forgotten. I am too great, No that is not ego, that is faith. He had a plan for me, that is why I am here. I know my lessons learned hard over years. I learned love, as well as hate. You have turned your back on me, called me "helpless" I am not. I just refuse to help those, who cannot help themselves. I cannot save you, you cannot save me. We have to save ourselves. Shooting stars, full moon. the ocean licking my toes. Keeps me grounded to the mother earth. My only mother. the only one I know in physical form. I worship her as a teen age daughter does. Boldly with unflinching adoration in my eyes. I am surrounded by her nature. Watching her show. Stars darting across the night sky. My peace before the storm of the soul. God Grant me the serenity I see here now. I carry it always in me. How I

Ten Minutes Too Late
I weep and scream. I claw my skin raw. I bleed and die. My hair is torn from my head. No I am not crazed, or at least i wasn't. the abilty of my words is fading. I do not meet with your approval. You mean shit to me. Fuck you and your judgement. I need to write for me. Without it I am driven to blood. To bleed the hurt out of me, to feel something besides the flow of ink and blood are linked. The two could kill me I choose the ink. Write damn you write. I cannot be stonic and still. I could die, prove you live. HEART BEAT. I am paniced and crying. PLEASE do not leave me skills. My hands grow weak. Cut arms cannot hold the pen. If you push down too hard, you slice the muscles. I read that somewhere. then it hits. Inspiration, hard between the chest. My reason to live Ten minutes too late.

Show My Brother Who's New The The Site Some Lc Love, Please!
Everyone, please take a moment and welcome my brother (yes real brother in blood lol, not a friend term) to the LC!! please visit his page and leave him a few comments and votes!! Let's show him just how awesome this place is! shorty@ LostCherry

Hubby Needs Friends
My hubby needs help and lovin from the cherry love line. He is hardly got friends showing him love. So all you cherry lovers please feel free to show him some love. http://lostcherry.com/timberwolf6 Big Bad Wolf

Which Disney Character Is Your Alter Ego?
You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella100%Goofy81%Ariel75%Peter Pan75%The Beast63%Donald Duck63%Cruella De Ville56%Sleeping Beauty38%Snow White25%Pinocchio13%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

How Purple Am I... It Is My Fav Color....
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?

Hehe
ok so, I used to be like a serious pothead but,Im a good girl now...anyways so, every once in awhile when Im like stressed I dream that Im smoking...well last night I dreamed that I was smoking but, the funny part is I was smoking with the skateboarder BAM magera....let me tell you I love him!!! OMG!!!! granted if I had to deal with him on the daily basis I would end up hurting someone but, isnt that the way it always goes....I just thought I would share that because I thought it was really funny and it made me wake up smiling for a change....

Wow This Really Is The Diamond I Want...
Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Heart Diamond! You wear your heart on your sleeve, so of course you should also wear it on your ring. A heart diamond is the perfect choice for highlighting your passionate disposition. Only a true romantic can get away with wearing this ring. Luckily, that's you. And only a true romantic can give you this ring, so make sure you find him...! What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?

Pop Your Cherry
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Mia
My name is MIA I am eternal. I've fought in every war since the beginning of time. Most often I have been found and taken home. But in Korea I was not. I was marched in the bitter cold and the snow. I was taken to North Korea where I was brain washed and lost my way. Yet I know I am different from those around me, but I do not know my name. I was taken to China to be a slave labor, they have forgotten we were once allies and tried to save their land. I fell and could not get up and they shot me where I lay. I fell, got up and continued my work. I was taken to Russia to the cold Siberian snows. There I perished, but they will not tell you where I am. In Vietnam I was again lost. I was kept in a cage in the dark wet jungle. I also was killed and buried in that same jungle. I was marched to Hanoi where I was used as a propaganda tool. I was taken to the killing fields of Cambodia. I was again taken to China as slave labor. In the Mi

Dale Jr
I'LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!! DALE EARNDAHRT JR IS A PANSIE HE THINKS HE IS LIKE HIS DAD WAS WHEN IN FCT ALL HE DOES IS CRY AND HE ISN'T WORTH A HAIR OFF THE CRACK OF HIS DADS ASS!!!!!!!

Let The Drinkin Begin...
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Really Hate Dickens...
Which Famous Novel Are You? (Pictures) A Christmas Carol(By: Charles Dickens) You can't find anything better than a classic book. You are fascinated by the writers back then and always want to find more. You are smart and clever.

Past Part 7
6-7-06 Current mood: happy Ok I went out to try and catch up with the two I met on Monday , Ringmaster was with me. We went to the place I met them. No luck. Well after all they both had boyfriends. We hung out there for a drink. Wednesdays are odd here. If it's one of your days off your out. If it's not your a serious barfly. . We left after the drink and on our way down the street the place has a street front area that is open. As we walked passed we spotted two girls wearing togas. I kept one of them in my vision as we walked passed and she did the same., I gave a smile and she returned it. 3 steps out of their vision and me and ringmaster looked at each other and said in unison "Yeah". we turned around and started to talk to them. We invited them down to our regular hang out. But they were torn between our invite and a party they had to go to... hence the togas. We got to our place and chilled. Now being separated I let my soon to be ex-wife live in our house because she has

New Input On My Votin For My Tattoo Pic
Thnx to my friend on here Saucy for the input on my voting of my tattoo....how stupid could i be and just wanna say ty hun for the advice on that.... So here ya go all go and vote my tattoo as the best one hehe

First And Last
EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS: FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Alena FIRST CELL PHONE: nokia FIRST FUNERAL: some dude my parents knew FIRST PET: Rex(wolf mix was angry dog bit my ancles. fyi) FIRST BIG TRIP: What does that mean? Black Sea is that big? FIRST FIGHT: i was 10 beat up a kid for buggin my little bro. FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: omg lmao some dude that played aramis in three musketeers ca 1980s FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY: I was 7 FIRST JOB: Wendy's FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND: lma Sergey of course EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS: LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: Dan LAST CAR RIDE: went to work this morning LAST TIME YOU CRIED: a few days ago LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Hocus Pocus lol LAST FOOD YOU ATE: stuffed pepers yumm LAST ITEM BOUGHT:sweater LAST SHIRT WORN: black and grey stripped one LAST PHONE CALL: mom ughhh LAST KISS: I think it was Zack LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: nouse LAST FUNERAL: my 3rd cousin

When Is It Going To End?
okay enough is enough i thinkwe get the point and to Fat Sonny do u think people on here care what u have to say or what u are going to do???PLEASE they don't care and this is really sad i hate to have to see another bulletin on this subject u do what ur going to do and be done with thank you maria > > > > > > MY NEW POLICY IS GONNA BE THIS: > > ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT PLAYED BOTH SIDES WHEN THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU THERE IS GONNA BE A LOT OF DELETES ON MY LIST > AND TO ALL OF THE ONES THAT TOOK FAMILY OFF YOUR NAME, HEY I DON'T BLAME YOU AT ALL, BUT I FEEL IT WAS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ME AND BIG TYME, TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE BUT SHOWS THE COWARDNESS IN YOUR HEARTS. YOU ALL WANTED TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY AND FLY THE FLAG BUT AS SOON AS IT GOT HOT BAMM YOU JUMPED SHIP! A FEW OF YOU I ASKED TO REMOVE IT CAUSE YOU COULDN'T TAKE SHIT LIKE THAT AND I DIDN'T WANNA SEE YOU HAVE TO AGAIN JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY FAMILY. > > THIS SITE IS LOADED WITH HATERS

Passion Predictor
Tom, you're a Thoroughbred! Is pickiness next to godliness? This motto might actually work for you. Perhaps it explains why you have a long line of hopefuls trying to capture your heart. Your inclination to hold out for nothing but the best has served you well so far. And that goes for everything in your life, not just relationships. By not jumping at any looker that comes your way, you've maintained a sense of mystery. That's why potential lovers find you wildly alluring, like a movie star. You could win an Oscar for playing hard to get. Sure, you keep your guard up, but it's just protecting the heart of gold inside. In your quest for love, remember to carry with you the immortal words of Mother Teresa: "If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Chakra Test
Tom, your most positive energy is flowing from your Seventh Chakra This chakra is located at the crown of your head and represents the seat of the soul. The seventh chakra is associated with your connection to your spiritual self and to the divine. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to feel a greater bond with the spiritual world. You're probably also more able to live in the moment than most other people are. The seventh chakra is the chakra of highest spiritual evolution.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships. You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

So Um Yeah...
this class i am in right now really sucks.. please.. tell me there is someone out there who cares enough about me... (hint hin wink wink.. you know who i mean) COME KIDNAP ME FROM THIS CRAZY PLACE... TAKE ME FAR FAR AWAY! PLEASE i will love you forever if you do.. and make sure wherever you take me there is a shot of jack waiting! ;) lol love me!

What Is Ur Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

Damn.....
i haTe when i read a comment or somethin i posted and i notice that i either a) mispelled something or b) was thinking faster than i typed and totally forgot a word in the sentence. DAH! it annoys me...then i just feel stupid

A Friend Did This For Me :)
Blonde Goddess of the Ocean Chance cyber meeting and introduction Her beauty unrenowned and trancscending human comprehension Her warm heart and loving touch Breeches the core of his being Eyes of seduction piercing his “walls of Jericho Her cyber “touch” of purpose and focus tingles his every spot He wants her, she him Finally the night at the beach Holding hands warmly Goddess of the Sea caressing them Moistening them Bringing love’s touch to their being As he lights a small bonfire In their private cove of ecstasy She lays their blanket of pleasure out The moon dances on the waves The Goddess speaks through the crashing of the waves On the shores touch Slowly Kissing with seduction and desire Holding, caressing deeper and warmer Slowly disrobing The goddess’ breath caressing their naked skin to rock hardness Of Grand Sexual proportions Moans of intense love and desire pierce the night sky Gently laying her on the blanket Methodical oral worshi

The Gospel
I was talking to someone and they told me this..its somewhere in the bible and one of those thumpers would know, I do not. Anyways it says something like this, Ignorant people are innocent. Until they have heard the gospel, everything they have done in the past can be forgiven. So, I wait, with my infinite amount of patience for that lightbulb to go off and he realizes just what he had, and who he really is. I have seen the real man inside him. The man who put family before himself. It was rare, but it is there. I wait, ready to forgive everything done in the past. And to let go of it. I wait...

Get Over It
ok i know a hurricane wiped the town out i also know that a majority of the people that are bitching about the government not paying for thier own mistake by living in a town 2 foot under sea level near the gulf were living off of the government anyway and now we have to send our Military in to help with the crime?? wtf i have friends down there that believe it or not WORKED for a living and are managing to get thier shit together and rebuild and get on with life i also know that Texas put up an effort to help some of these people to find jobs they had 7 tour buses lined up and ONE person showed up to go look for work billing there=over $7000 come on get real one person talking about it said "it was like an ancient memory...like we had been put up on the auction block" when talking about being rescued the nerve to compare something you couldve avoided to what the slaves went through!!! im sorry it just pisses me off take responsability for your own actions!! p.s. I

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Hate Collection Agencies
I have a debt from my ex wife to our local telephone company and i tried to talk to the telus people that i am in disablility and can only pay $xx.xx amount of moneies per month and they referred me to the collection agency that has my account from long ago and i tried calling them and they werent open i though t there was a statute of limitaions on debts but i cannot find them on the web or get a page that does not havie anything to do with them the company is Alliance1 ( or one )not sure of typing if anyone has info on them please let me know Ross

Your Turn On Is
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting100%Whips67%Blood58%Blind Folds58%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

I Am James Howlett
You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.Wolverine95%Rogue85%Jean Grey80%Colossus75%Nightcrawler75%Beast70%Storm65%Emma Frost60%Iceman55%Gambit45%Cyclops

Whooopie
Sooo, some divine intervention happened today the wrong number dialed some yada yada yada between the him and the wrong dialer he called me we went out we talked and as of right now we are back WHOPPPIIIEEE Never give up Never give in Never stop believing God has a plan put your burden into his hands and He shall lead the way and if you can't tell I am so FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Some times the Universe does give a shit what you want and knows what you need

I'm May Be Leaving Wisconsin, For Good!
I'm may be leaving Wisconsin, FOR GOOD! It hurt me alot to say this but I'm may be leaving Wisconsin, for either 5 to 10 years or FOR GOOD. Theres too much pain and memories here having to due with my ex chris simpson. Not only that, I cant seem to get anywhere here. (La Crosse) I have an ex girlfriend tiffiny moore who still loves me and i still love her. She very well could be the one person to make me happy again (but most of all) get me out of this "endless funk" I've been in. I'm homeless now (living out on the street) as i am typing this letter. I am NOT repeat, NOT spending the entire COLD ASS FREEZING WINTER in La Crosse OUTSIDE! I will DIE, and I am sorry but staying in LA Crosse is NOT worth DEATH. ( I don't care WHO YOU ARE! ) Its just been reallshitty here for me since I have been here. I had a shitty ass 3 1/2 year ojon which i QUIT in august 11th 2006. Boss treated me horribly AND gave all MY WELL DESERVED HOURS to newbies, treated me worse tahn everyone else there,

Oye.
Im not ready to be awake. I only got like 45 mins sleep. Im tired but i got a ton of shit to do today. So i need to drink coffee, but i dont want the nasty tasting after taste cause today it might make me barf. All i have to say is fucking ouch. Haha. I got the sniffles. Its all windy. Rawr. Good morning to all. Yeah haha It was good. < 3

What Style Of Butt Sex You Like?
1 Do you like it from people who are "bigger" than you? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 2 Do you like to eat alot? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 3 Do you like to Scream and yell when having buttsex? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 4 Do you like getting crushed by a large amount of weight? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 5 Do you like rap music? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 6 Do you like animals? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 7 Do you like to let others know about your buttsex? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 8 Do you like to see the carpet? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 9 Having your legs up is something you enjoy? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 10 Do you like to be on your stomach? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 11 Do you like moving at high rates of speed while having buttsex? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :) 12 Do you like being on your knees and legs? NOT MY BUTTSEX MY BUTTSEX :)

Lazing On A Sunny Afternoooon...
In the summertime. 3 scrambled eggs. 15 slices of tomato. 6,045 grains of pepper. 7,001 flecks of salt. 1 terrible show blazing on the cathode ray tube.(CRT) 5 needles. 2 pins. 1 empty stomach. 0 fair maiden(s). Who can explain it?

20 Years
Wow.. 20 years passed .. I can still remember walking to school every morning in all sorts of weather .. not really caring what was going to happen at school just as long as I could hang out with my friends and have some fun .. and now here I am 20 years later . .and I get my notification from Classmates.com .. Damn .. and we are spread out all over the place . not that I thought we'd all stay in Connecticut forever .. I do still keep in touch with a few people . My First and Best friend Heidi .. and another of my best friends Maura .. both of whom I adore ..it just floors me how fast the time flies .. We were the Platt Panthers.. and Every year on thanksgiving . we'd do our yearly battle with the Maloney Trojans .. So .. for our 20th . they want us all to come to the Field wearing our Blue and Gold in support of the team .. I wont be going .. but Ill be there in Spirit .. and Cherring them on all the way .. I can still see the bus of Football players coming down the street hor

It's All About Me!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: BECKY Birthday:03/06/1972 Birthplace: ALABAMA Current Location:COMPUTER AT WORK DON'T TELL NOBODY THOUGH Eye Color:BROWN Hair Color: BROWN Height: 5'11" Right Handed or Left Handed:RIGHT Your Heritage: WHITE The Shoes You Wore Today:BROWN CLOGS Your Weakness:MY SWEETIE Your Fears:SPIDERS Your Perfect Pizza:MEATLOVERS Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL OMG Thoughts First Waking Up: WHERE IS MY PEPSI Your Best Physical Feature:YOU DECIDE Your Bedtime: WHENEVER I GET A CHANCE TO GO Your Most Missed Memory: UMMMMMMMM MUST HAVE NOT BEEN TOO IMPORTANT I CAN'T REMEMBER Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI OF COURSE MacDonalds or Burger King:MCDONALDS Single or Group Dates:GROUP TO START SINGLE LATER Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON Chocolate or Vanilla:BOTH Cappuccino or Coffee:YUCK NEITHER Do you Smoke: NOPE Do you Swear: SO

Friends
I just realized that i never really told my true friends how much they mean to me so now i am.There are a hand full of people that have been there for me through thick and thin and im useing this to let them all know that im really glad that i have them i dont have time to name them all but they better know who they are lol and to close im gonna leave this quote "A good friend will bail you out of jail but a great friend will be sitting next to you going man that was fun"

Depressed..
OK TO ALL MY NEW LC BUDDIES IVE NEVER CREATED A BLOG ON HERE OR ANHWHERE FOR THAT MATTER BUT JUS WANTED TO TELL U ALL THAT MY FEELINS ARE SO FUCKIN LOW RIGHT NOW I THINK IF I CAN KEEP THIS DAILY YU WILL KNOW EXACTLY HOW STACYS FEELIN DAY TO DAY .....TODAY IAM VERY DEPRESSED AND CONFUSED BOUT MY LIFE IN GENERAL....

Hawaiian Herman Cake
1 1/2 c. brown sugar 2 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. ginger 1/2 c. chopped walnuts 1/4 c. chopped macadamia nuts 1/2 c. bread crumbs 1 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. vegetable shortening 2 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 3 c. flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1 c. Herman 1 c. (8 1/2 oz. can) crushed pineapple, drained 1/4 c. rum 1/2 c. melted butter Combine brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, walnuts, macadamia nuts and bread crumbs; mix well and set aside. Cream together sugar, butter and vegetable oil. Add eggs and vanilla and beat until fluffy. Add flour, baking powder, salt and Herman; beat until smooth. Spoon half batter into well greased and floured 9x13 inch baking pan. Spoon half reserved brown sugar over batter and sprinkle with pineapple. Smooth remaining batter on top and sprinkle with remaining brown sugar mixture. Sprinkle with rum and pour melted butter over all. Bake 375 degrees for 25-30 minutes. Serve warm. Makes 12 to 15 servings.

Gumbo Louisiana Style
2 stewing chickens 3 lb. smoked sausage (seasoned with salt, pepper, accent, garlic powder), sliced in thin pieces 2 lb. crab legs 2 or 3 cans oysters 1 c. diced green pepper 1 c. diced celery 3 tbsp. garlic powder 2 tbsp. black pepper 1 tsp. red pepper 2 tbsp. salt 2 tbsp. basil 2 tbsp. rosemary 2 tbsp. accent ROUX MIX: 2 1/2 c. flour 1 c. cooking oil Heat oil in heavy skillet until very hot. Add flour a little at a time stirring constantly until it forms a paste like consistency. Lower heat and continue to stir until dark brown. Do not burn. Turn heat off and continue to stir until mixture stops bubbling. In large gumbo pot fill to 1/2 full with water. Add seasoned chicken, basil, rosemary, green pepper, onion, sausage, crab legs and roux. Bring to full boil stirring to keep roux from sticking to bottom of pot. Reduce heat and simmer until chicken is tender about 2 1/2 hours. Then add shrimp, simmer about 1/2 hour longer. Add oysters cook 5 minutes more. Serv

Baked Chicken With Vegetables
Ingredients: 4 sliced potatoes 6 sliced carrots 1 large quartered onion 1 raw chicken - cleaned and cut into pieces, skin removed 1/2 cup water 1 teaspoon thyme 1/4 teaspoon pepper Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 2. Place potatoes, carrots and onions in a large roasting pan. 3. Put chicken pieces on top of the vegetables. 4. Mix water, thyme and pepper. Pour over chicken and vegetables. 5. Spoon juices over chicken once or twice during cooking. 6. Bake at 400 degrees for one hour or more until browned and tender. Nutritional Information: 160 Calories; 32g Total Carbohydrates; 2g Total Fat; 0g Saturated Fat; 15mg Cholesterol; 6g Protein; 310mg Sodium; 5 g Fiber

And Here We Are Again..
Yeah.. So I have been in an on-again-off-again relationship for about a year and a half now.. Which has more so become a freinds with benefits type of thing. So today I was informed that on Tuesday he will have a new girlfriend so our whatever you want to call it will be ending. So now I have to deal with him basically raping me (not in the good way) until tuesday and whenever he is around me. So I can be his dirty little secret. Then while I am chatting with some of my friends online, he drops the bomb that he has been having phone sex (again) with one of my "friends". Heh, atleast this time we weren't "together" when they decided to do this. So my day was spent getting fucked by him, litterally and then getting fucked by him, metophorically.

Damnit!!!
I FUCKIN MISS HIM! I MISS JOHN! today has been fuckin horrible! its on days like today that i would run and talk to john and he'd make everything so much fucking better! DAMNIT!!!!! I FUCKING MISS HIM!!! WHY!??! WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO GO PLAY FUCKIN SOLDIER?! *~*DEAD INSIDE*~*

Good Morning Lc !
Well it is another fine day this Monday morning. At 6:53 am im sure most people are still in bed having wet dreams of some sort. LOL But im digressing, Halloween is coming around the corner and i dont know about y' all but im ready for it. So how bout it folks you ready to get your freak on! Courtesy of MsTags.com

Irritated
Creeping, Crawling, Dying, Cry... Looks into my eyes. Does it lokk like I'm lieing? I wanna scream at you for what you've done... But then again for you it's half the fun. I don't know what to do. I don't even know what say But something in me is creeping up. Hope it has a little more luck. So look at me and smile away cause very soon it'll be my day. The thoughts in your head will soon be mine... Look at me I don't give a Fuck!

Message From Violent J
-JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows. That's BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel the pain I

This Is So True
You scored as Paranoid. Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant. They usually shift blame to other people and tend to carry long grudges. Paranoid90%Avoidant70%Histronic70%Dependant70%Borderline55%Schizoid50%Antisocial45%Narcissistic40%Obsessive-Compulsive35%Schizotypal.

This Is Kinda Sorta How I Feel Currently...
girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta

Fuck Up
Well... over the weekend a few friends and myself decided to play the wonderful drinking game called Fuck Up. It's a fairly easy game to play and it really messes you up and you get to act like a complete idiot while doing it. The rules are simple. First of all you need to have a deck of cards and remove the Jokers. Each card has a specific meaning and they are as follows Ace ~ Take one Two ~ Give Two (Can be divided between players) Three ~ Give Three Four ~ Make a rule/Take a rule (the only thing that applies to this is you can't change any of the other cards whoever doesn't follow the new rules has to take one for each rule broken) Five ~ Question (You have to talk in questions whoever fucks up takes one) Six ~ Rhyme Time (The person that draws this card picks a word and you have to come up with another word that rhymes. Cannot use Orange, purple or silver) Seven ~ Fuck You (this one is hard to explain but here goes... the person who draws this card starts the count

More Dorkyness
The most socially aware amine on the toon network.. bestides justice league unlimited! I want to write a story for the jlu.. hmmmmmm capture from the kidnap opera episode.. man that was so wrong on so many levels.. hehe what was he thinking..?

I Want To Get To Know You Pls
If you're on my friends' list... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. do you go to church? 8. Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of LC? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 5. What is your favorite memory of us? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? 11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would you drive across country with me? 14. Do you think I'm attractive? 15. If

I Had A Weird Dream =(
That i was being chased by a serial killer. Then he started to kill all my friends and tried to kill my family and then out of no where the killer took off their mask and it was me. so i guess im a serial killer. what the..i was about to burst out in tears i was sad,i feel like a weirdo..haha well i hate this.its just a dream. well im gonna go get better and im gonna go eat my soup and take my medicine bye bye,tina

To Every Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To eve

Be The Head!
Ephesians 5:21 “Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.” First Corinthians 11:3 says that “the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.” Sometimes we get confused about what it means to be the “head” of the family. Anything with no head is dead and anything with two heads is abnormal. Just because the man is the head doesn’t mean that the wife is inferior. Both men and women bear the image of God. Both are heirs of the grace of life. Both are equal before God. But while male and female are equal, God has given them different roles. In the family, men have been given the role of leader. How would our world function if no one was in charge? How would your body function without your head? Pray for leaders in your home, community, church, state, and nation.

Whatever.........
WHAT EVER THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY .BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE.YOUR DAMNED IF YA DO AND DAMNED IF YA DONT.SEEMS LIKE ALL THERE IS OUT THERE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE JST SUCKING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME.I CANT SEEM TO MAKE ANYONE HAPPY AND YA KNOW WHAT I REALLY DONT CARE ANY MORE. I WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR MY KIDS.AT LEAST NO MATTER WHAT AT THE END OF THE DAY I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND KNOW THEY LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT.THERE IS NOTHING MORE EASY ON THE EARS THAN YOUR CHILD SAYING TO YOU DADDY I LOVE YOU.SO BITCH FUCK YOU,WHORE FUCK YOU ,CHEAT FUCK YOU THE CUNT DOWN THE STREET FUCK YOU TO MY BUDDYS GIRL FRIEND THAT IS SUCKING THE LIFE FROM HIM BIG FUCK YOU,TO MY SIS FUCK YOU ,TO MY AUNT FUCK YOU TOO,THE CASHIER AT PUBLIX FUCK YOU,TO THE SHIT ASS WHORE THAT GAVE ME THE FINGER FOR LETTIN HER IN THE LINE FUCK YOU,AND THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU TO YOU JENN.SRY THIS IS NOT MENT TO OFFEND ANY ONE HERE AT CHERRY LAND I AM REALLY A NICE GUY JST GETTING THE RUN AROUND AND AM TIRED .GUESS ITS MY OWN FAU

Sleepy
omg im so tired im almost falling alseep infront of the computer... nwo im gonna brush my teeth and go to bed. atleast i got to lvl 54 with my night elf rogue in world of warcraft.... yes sorry im addicted to that shit :P but i love it.... tomorrow im gopnns sleeeeep until i wake up no alarmclocks nothing :P welll off to bed.

My Quiz For How In Saine I Am
You scored as Narcissistic. Congratulations, you are a self-centered ass.Narcissistic75%Paranoid63%Schizoid63%Histrionic44%Antisocial38%Borderline31%Schizotypal13%Which Personality Disorder Do You Havecreated with QuizFarm.com

An Open Door
John 10:9 I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he WILL be saved, and WILL go in and out and find pasture. At some time in your life you have relied on a system of perception called faith. You may say, "I am a rationalist; I am a empiricists." But you did not begin discovering the world through reason or experience. You began as a child using faith as your basic system of perception. You were told the sky is blue, the grass is green. A dog was a dog and a cat was a cat, because someone identified them for you. You accepted facts on faith. This is the way EVERYONE begins the learning process, since faith is the basic system of perception. Even though Christ has opened the door, we may choose to walk through. Walking away from sin in our lives takes an act of positive volition on our part. We leave our own decisions. That is why the Scripture says "believe." Salvation has been freely provided by Jesus Christ, but we must accept it by faith alone. John 1:1

"name Me One Thing"
This guy in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian who is waiting for her date. He just won't take no for an answer. The lesbian smirks and says. "Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" This guy thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

Fisrt Date Faux-pas
Accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates" Your first date faux pas is accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates". Okay - so you're a serial killer, but it doesn't need to be known on the first date, right? Keep stuff like that private until the third date. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Difficult Things...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing...

Missing Kids - Please Repost
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Oct 28 2006 11:40 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Children Of Deadbeat Parents Date: Oct 28 2006 11:25 AM Other Ongoing Amber Alerts EDWIN SANCHES GONZALEZ TRENTON DUCKETT Joliet Cedano DANIELLE JIMENEZ ANALYCE GUERRA Reachelle Smith ELIAN MAJANO

An Angel
what im about to say you might not believe but I saw what I saw. when I was 11(im 14 now)I was afraid of the dark because I was afraid that I would see a ghost(go figure)I woke up for some reason around 5:30 am and for some reason something was telling me to look at my door so what do I do? I look at my door to see a little girl she was about 5ft white gown,I couldn't see her face but she her face was all pale I couldn't c any eyes mouth etc.anyways so yea I woke up to c her at in my doorway and being a frady cat I got scared and hid under the blankets and my night light makes a click when u turn it on and off and yea and like 5 seconds after I heard my night life go off. and after that I poked my head from under the blankets to see no light at all what s ever it was pitch black in my room and I was the only one at home.ever since that night I can hear ppl talking upstairs(my bedroom is downstairs)like just mumbling I cant understand what there saying what

Ham And Cheese Tortilla Roll-ups
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:10 min Makes:5 servings 1 1/2 cups reduced-fat shredded Cheddar cheese (6 ounces) 1/4 cup reduced-fat mayonnaise or salad dressing 1/4 cup fat-free sour cream 1 can (11 ounces) whole kernel corn or corn with red and green peppers, drained 10 fat-free flour tortillas (6 to 8 inches in diameter) 10 slices (1 ounce each) deli fully cooked ham Cilantro sprig, if desired 1. Mix cheese, mayonnaise, sour cream and corn. 2. Top each tortilla with 1 slice ham. Spread 2 tablespoons corn mixture over ham. Top with cilantro. Roll up. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 300 (Calories from Fat 80 ); Total Fat 9 g (Saturated Fat 3 g); Cholesterol 40 mg; Sodium 1190 mg; Total Carbohydrate 33 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g); Protein 23 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 6 %; Vitamin C 12 %; Calcium 20 %; Iron 12 % Exchanges: 2 Starch; 2 1/2 Lean Meat *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

What's Your Costume
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot! You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night. Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Grateful...
Your fingertips explore all of my body Learning what it longs for, what it craves Discovering my imperfections and savouring every inch Taking in every texture, sight, and scent Worshipping every curve Appreciating every touch Longing for every inch of my body and soul Feeling your fingertips I long for your arms around me I long for your body close up against me I long for you inside me, exploring Understanding what I need, you give me what I crave Slowly you find your way inside me Pleasure rushes through Passionately you explore the depths of my body Appreciating, my body tremours Every part of me feels my body heat rise Warm satisfaction flows out of my body Every drop grateful for its release.

Good Directions-billy Currington
Artist/Band: Billy Currington Lyrics for Song: Good Directions Lyrics for Album: Doin' Somethin' Right Good Directions I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from” She had Hollywood written on her license plate She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job [Chorus] I told her way up yonder past the caution light There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea Then a left will take you to the interstate But a right will bring you right back here to me I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love” I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down She probably didn’t like me anyhow So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust. [Chorus]

Mmilitary Vs Civilian Life So True It Is Scary Ty Just Me
To those who are serving or who have served. THANK YOU!!! Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're ce! ll phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. H

Me
I made a choice in life,a long time ago And now is the time you should know I live a life of insanity so others can live without misery I prefer to live this way So people can have a better day people may judge me,but I don't care Cause I wanna ease the pain people bare I don't do this to be a better man I do it cause I can I would give my life for the hurt even give away my only shirt If you can't understand this,don't bother with me Cause this is the way I choose to be

I Met You...
I met you just a few days ago When you stole away that black crow You picked me up when I was down Now you deserve to be treated with a crown You cheered me up and made me smile I knew it would only take awhile Till I saw what you were My heart needed your cure Now im there and yours to keep Stay with me in this everlasting sleep

Till The End
Everytime I see your face It brings me back to this special place My breathing gets shallow and my heart beats fast God I hope this feeling lasts Not just for a moment or two But I hope for an eternity with you It's not just the things you do It's everytime I look at you When I see you smile and when I see you frown I'll pick you up when your feeling down I'll cheer you up and make you smile I know it will only be awhile Till the day your feeling fine Till the day I make you mine

With You
As I stare up at this beautiful moon I know it will only be all too soon I'll look you in the eyes And promise you i'll never to commit any such lies I'll be the one who holds you tight Everytime your alone at night You'll always know im always there Even if it's just to mess up your hair Keep you warm When your cold Be with you Till your growing old Moments now And moments then We'll be together Till the very end Good times Bad times I dont care All i know is I'll always be there To hold you close Every night You'll never be alone For any fight by your side I'll always be near From this moment on You'll have nothing to fear

Spinach And Pine Nut Meat Loaf
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 40 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef 1/4 cup pine nuts or slivered almonds, toasted 1 cup milk 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons chopped fresh basil leaves or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 garlic clove, finely chopped, or 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 egg 3 slices bread, torn into small pieces 1 small onion, chopped (1/4 cup) 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to drain 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Mix all ingredients. Spread mixture in ungreased loaf pan, 8 1/2x4 1/2x2 1/2 or 9x5x3 inches, or shape into 9x5-inch loaf in ungreased rectangular pan, 13x9x2 inches. 2. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in center of loaf. Bake uncovered 1 to 1 1/4 hours or until thermometer reads 160°F (170°F if ground pork is used). Let stand 5 minutes; remove from pan. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 345 (Calories

Wanting
I want you when the shades of eve are falling And purpling shadows drift across the land; When sleepy birds to loving mates are calling— I want the soothing softness of your hand. I want you when the stars shine up above me, And Heaven's flooded with the bright moonlight; I want you with your arms and lips to love me Throughout the wonder watches of the night. I want you when in dreams I still remember The ling'ring of your kiss-for old times' sake— With all your gentle ways, so sweetly tender, I want you in the morning when I wake. I want you when the day is at its noontime, Sun-steeped and quiet, or drenched with sheets of rain; I want you when the roses bloom in June-time; I want you when the violets come again. I want you when my soul is thrilled with passion; I want you when I'm weary and depressed; I want you when in lazy, slumbrous fashion .My senses need the haven of your breast. I want you when through field and wood I'm roaming, I want you when I

God's Flower
Like a flower growing wild, in the middle of the field; I need no tending from man, for my worth & beauty to yield. Unlike clay that requires shaping, God has already formed my face. He made each with special talents, as proof of His Divine Grace. Unlike buildings made to order, people have their own design. The Master was the planner, I won't argue with His mind! Every petal on God's flowers, has a beauty all their own. No one questions their creation, merely enjoying what is shown.

Former Special Agents Of The Fbi.
S amuel Thomas Roedell, 91, died Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006, at Presidential Oaks after a period of failing health. He was formerly a long time resident of Rum Hill Road in Concord. Mr. Roedell was born in St. Paul, Ind., on May 5, 1915, to William and Rebecca (Thomas) Roedell. After spending his childhood in St. Paul, he graduated from Butler University in Indianapolis. Mr. Roedell served in the Navy in World War II. He was with the FBI for 34 years, retiring in 1969 after spending 17 years as Senior Resident Special Agent in the Concord Office. He was a longtime member of Concordia Lutheran Church and the Society of Former Special Agents of the FBI. During his retirement years, he enjoyed spending time with his family, reading and smoking cigars. He spent many summers in his beloved hometown of St. Paul, Ind. Mr. Roedell was predeceased by his wife of 47 years, Laura (Kessler) Roedell who passed away in 1987. He is survived by his son S. Thomas Roedell Jr. of Concord;

Adopted
omg i just found out i m adopted.. omg this is fucken freaky... and omg i like victoria as my middle name no rene. and my last name was soo great barry but i found out my last name is lindsey.. omg so like who are my parents ?????? *looks confussed* and my birthday isn't nov. 27 its jan 27 omg omg omg omg omg........and that i have sister and a brother!!!! why would someone slit a family like that ?? *crys* *cys* so my mother didn't want me? how depressing omg ... and who is my dad???? omg this is just soo to much

What Kind Of Pagan Are You?
You scored as Celtic Pantheonic Pagan. Your answers leaned very close to that of the Celtic Pantheon. Very popular now among pagans, the Celtic Gods seem to draw those who are sensitive and insightful, but also very passionate about their beliefs. Many Pagan Holidays are named for this pantheon and here is where you'll find many stories on Horned God, Green Man, and Druids. You likely either have been or want to visit Stonehenge one day. Many Arthurian legnds include references to the Celtic faith, as well. Celtic Pantheonic Pagan85%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan75%Ecclectic Pagan75%Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)70%Zoroastrian Pagan65%Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans60%Shamanic Pagan60%Eastern Pagan55%Kabbalistic Pagan45%Greek Pantheonic Pagan

Lord Genocyde's Days Off
TESTIFYING ONCE and FOR ALL By Cathy O’Brien 12-05 www.ForReasonsOfNationalSecurity.com Testifying before the US Congress regarding torture is exactly what I should be doing right now. Experience taught me all I know, and it is enough to prove once and for all that torture is inhumane, to say the least. I am a fully rehabilitated US Government White House/Pentagon level mind control survivor whose testimony for the US Congressional Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Oversight was censored for so-called “Reasons of National Security”. Upon the advice of an attorney in 1995, this testimony was released en masse in book form, aptly entitled TRANCE Formation of America, to bring truth to light and survive whistle blowing on US Government tortures. Despite media censorship and death threats and attempts, these proven, documented facts have now reached over 48 countries, been licensed and translated into 8 languages, and are in major universities worldwide such as the

We Must Never Forget
I know this only too well, from first hand experience. I will never let this happen to my brothers and sisters who are proudly fighting Bush's illegal blood for oil war. They are only following orders from Washington D.C. and have no voice in the matter. Blame Bush, not our brave troops. This is why my profile picture is my Purple Heart. I have that and a Bronze Star, yet when I came back to the real world, I was spit on, called baby killer, denied a decent job, denied decent housing, denied V.A. health care, denied my right to free speech, and generally I was lost in a hateful and resentful society. To this day, the stigma of being a 2 time Vietnam veteran still follows me. I will never allow this to happen to these troops. NEVER! Randy (aka The Old Geezer) Thank you very much and kudos to Veterans PTSD Portal for bringing this to the attention of America. Please ... REPOST Yahoo news Older vets reach out to younger troops By ELLIOTT MINOR, Associated Press Writ

Hehe!! I Like This One!!
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100%Mermaid75%Demon59%Faerie58%Angel33%Dragon33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Chicken Marsala
4 Tbsp. butter 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, pounded to 1/4-inch thickness 4 shallots, finely chopped (or about a 1/4 cup finely chopped onion) 1/2 pound mushrooms, sliced 1/4 cup dry Marsala 1/2 cup heavy cream 1 teaspoon lemon juice Salt and freshly gound pepper In a large frying pan, melt 2 Tbsp of the butter over medium heat. Add chicken and saute, turning once, until lightly browned, about 2 minutes on each side. Remove and set aside. Melt remaining butter in pan. Ad shallots and mushrooms. Cook until mushrooms are lightly browned, 3 to 5 minutes. Add Marsala and bring to a boil, scraping up any browned bits from bottom of pan. Add cream and lemon juice and return to a boil. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Return chicken to pan and cook, turning in sauce, for about 3 minutes to reheat and finish cooking.

Strawberry Shortcake
2 cups all-purpose flour 4 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 2 to 4 tsps. sugar 1/3 cup butter or margarine 3/4 cup milk strawberries Heavy cream, half-n-half or Cool Whip Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Hull, cut up, lightly sugar berries to taste, and slightly crush. Set aside while shortcake is baking. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Cut or rub in butter and add milk, mixing with a fork as you add. Toss and knead briefly (no more than 10 - 12 kneads) on a floured board. Pat out (do not roll) to fit a deep, round pie pan. Bake for about 15 minutes, or until browning on top. Remove from oven, cool slightly, split, and if desired, butter rounds. Pour berries over bottom half of shortcake, top with second layer and pour more berries over. Top with your favorite topping. You may cut shortcake into wedges before building layers and put together in individual bowls, if you like. This is also wonderful made with raspberries.

My Glimpse Of Eternity
Testimony Below you will find a short description of Ian's experience. For a fuller account, there are several possibilities - Go to one of his meetings (see the schedule) Get hold of a tape of one of his meetings from one of the sources on the Resources page Listen to Ian's testimony by clicking here (mp3 format) Listen to 'part 2' of Ian's testimony by clicking here (mp3 format) Watch a video version of Ian's testimony from this site www.spiritlessons.com (Windows Media Format) Download a book by Jenny Sharkie (120kB) in Microsoft Word format. If you wish to view this file click here (It should fire up within your browser if you have Microsoft Word or the Word Viewer registered on your machine, or else bring up a "Save File" dialog box. If you do not have Microsoft Word on your computer, you can download the free Microsoft Word Document Viewer from here.) A Chinese (Mandarin) version of this testimony can be seen by clicking here. (It is in Adobe pdf format, and yo

Fire Truck Birthday Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 14 servings 3 pkg. (10 oz. each) frozen pound cake, thawed 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 4 to 6 drops red or yellow food coloring 6 miniature sugar cake donuts 12 thin pretzel sticks 2 black string licorice 16 assorted jelly or hard candies TRIM rounded tops off pound cakes. Stack 2 of the cakes together using whipped topping in between the layers to hold together. (This is the back of the fire truck.) CUT 1/3 off the end of the remaining cake. Lay the 2/3 portion of cake in front of and level with the bottom of stacked pound cakes. Place the 1/3 portion vertically on top to form an L-shape against the 2 stacked cakes. (This will form the cab of the truck and be slightly higher than the 2 stacked pound cakes. See photograph.) TINT whipped topping with red or yellow food coloring until desired color is achieved. Frost entire fire truck. Attach 3 donuts on each side of the truck for wheels.

Easy Carrot Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 16 servings 1 cup KRAFT Mayo Real Mayonnaise 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 4 eggs 2-1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 2 cups finely grated carrots 1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Walnut Pieces BEAT mayo, cake mix, eggs, 1/4 cup water and cinnamon in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed for 3 minutes. Stir in carrots and walnuts. POUR into greased 13x9-inch baking pan. BAKE at 350°F for 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Frost cake if desired. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, except substitute KRAFT Mayo Light Mayonnaise. Take a Shortcut Instead of frosting the cake, sprinkle with powdered sugar. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 290 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 3g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 310mg Carbohydrate 28g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars 19g Protein 3g Vitamin A 80%DV Vitamin C 2%DV

Chicken Cannelloni
3/4 c. thinly sliced celery 1/2 c. thinly sliced carrot 1/2 c. sliced fresh mushrooms 1 sm. onion, sliced 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. cooking oil 1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce 1 (7 1/2 oz.) can tomatoes, cut up 3/4 tsp. sugar 3 whole med. chicken breasts (about 2 1/4 lbs.), skinned, boned and halved lengthwise 1/2 c. Ricotta cheese 3 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1 tbsp. sliced green onion 1/2 tsp. Italian seasoning 2 oz. Mozzarella cheese 1 tsp. Italian seasoning For sauce, cook celery, carrot, mushrooms, onion and garlic in hot oil until onion is tender. Stir in tomato sauce, undrained tomatoes, the 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning and sugar. Bring to boiling. Reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, for 20 minutes. Place each chicken piece, boned side up, between two pieces of clear plastic wrap. Working from center to edges, lightly pound the chicken with the fine-toothed or flat side of a meat mallet to 1/4 inch thickness. Remove plastic wrap. Stir together Ricotta ch

View From Above
Romans 8:29 “For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son, that He might be the firstborn among many brethren.” God’s wisdom is supreme. Now, we know after the fact, but God knows before the fact. The word “foreknow” is from the Greek word proginosko. God’s foreknowledge can be illustrated in a limited way like the viewing of a parade. If you watch a parade from the ground level, you will see the floats as they come past one at a time. But suppose you could go up in a 30-story building and look down upon the parade? Then, you would not only see the float directly in front, but quite possibly the first and last float. You now have a different vantage point. We live in history. We see events as they come by one at a time. But, God dwells in eternity. He sees everything. He sees the beginning, the end, and everything in between. But, more than that He has foreknowledge of everything that happens.

Welcome To The Circus!
Welcome to the Circus. I would just like to point out that there are exits towards to the left and right of the tent. Please, do not feed the animals, as they are man-eaters. Litterialy, they eat men. Thats why all of our animal handlers are women. Anyway, please, only get up during the intermissions, as it will distract our actors. And please, PLEASE, keep your hands and feet inside the tent at all times, because there is a crazy miniac, circling the tent at this very moment, looking for limbs to cut off with his shiney new chainsaw. Please, just ignore him, do not stick any limbs out to see if he is there, because, he is. (A kid in the back row sticks leg out laughing with friends) HEY! KID! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Kid begins screaming and yanks what is left of his bloody mess of a leg inside the tent) YOU SEE PEOPLE! I TOLD YOU! KEEP YOUR LIMBS INSIDE THE TENT!!!! Anyway, it is now time for the show. I read Go Ask Alice, today, it was kick ass. I wish I could write something like tha

Things I Truely Believe...
there are a few things i truely believe about this planet heres a couple off the top of my head...... 1.the power inside a person is truely immesurable for example> take a lil tiny broad like my sister in law allie or my wife.... now if the ever god forbid got into a car accident and the kids were trapped in the car.. they could ripp the door rite off the hinges and get those kids out! or another 1, there was a story in the paper about a small boy and his dad playing in the water at the beach when an 8 ft bull shark came along and grabbed the boy by the hand! the father grabbed onto that shark and DRAGGED IT ASHORE! and fought that shark untill it let go of his son, the boy did lose his hand- but lived to tell about it....the reason why i think this is possible is because i believe the "spark" of life inside us all is a little fraction of gods spirit.....and kinda like green lantern taps into the central battery on Oa to power his ring... we can tap into that power when we need t

Cobb Salad
* 2 eggs * 10 ounces packaged fresh spinach * 1 head lettuce, torn into bite size pieces * 1/4 cup blue cheese, crumbled * 1-1/2 cups cooked turkey or chicken, shredded * 1 avocado, sliced * 1/2 cup bottled real bacon pieces * 1/2 cup fat-free lemon herb dressing Place eggs in a saucepan with water to cover. Bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium low and cook 10 minutes. Transfer eggs to a bowl of cold water to cool. Peel and quarter eggs and set aside. Line serving plates with spinach and top with lettuce. Layer cheese, turkey, avocado, bacon pieces and eggs over top. Drizzle dressing over salad and serve. Per serving: calories 372, fat 23.2g, 55% calories from fat, cholesterol 153mg, protein 29.4g, carbohydrates 13.4g, fiber 7.4g, sugar 6.3g, sodium 1004mg, diet points 8.4. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 1.2, Fruit: 0.3, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 3.5, Fat: 2.6, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Easy Strawberry Tarts
Prep: 5 min, Marinate: 10 min. * 2 cups strawberries, hulled, coarsely chopped * 1/2 cup sugar * 2 tsp. lemon juice * 4 sponge cake shells * 1 cup lowfat vanilla yogurt Combine first 3 ingredients in a bowl. Set aside 10 minutes, stirring occasionally to dissolve sugar. Fill sponge cake shells with fruit. Top with a dollop of yogurt. Per serving: calories 282, fat 2.1g, 6% calories from fat, cholesterol 42mg, protein 5.8g, carbohydrates 62.2g, fiber 2.0g, sugar 53.6g, sodium 134mg, diet points 5.9. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 0.4, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.2, Sugar: 3.6, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Chances
To be together is to like eachother, To be there for one another, and to most of all trust. It's hard to trust when you've been hurt. You're afraid to express yourself, scared to show emotion. You won't open up right away and hide everything inside. You know they love you, but you dont know if they will hurt you. So you dare not say you love them back. But when you feel its time, and learn to trust that person. You may be able to let them in. Love is about taking chances. If you miss the chance, you may regret it. If you take the chance you have two outcomes, you open up and are able to trust once again, or you get hurt and heart broken. Remember that no matter how many times you may get hurt and fall,there will always be someone there to pick you up.

Things That Bug Ya
Over a year ago I accepted an invitation from a good friend to share her vacation with her, and her mom in the poconos where she has a time share, we had a great time, and it took a litte time since I have never had the experience before but lo and behold there were BEDBUGS! I went to the office, and boy did i get some looks because I had had an allergic reaction and was covered in ugly, red, welts all over me. Security and management were horrified, and wanted me to go to the hospital, I just said no, but get me some benedryl, which I had to pay for myself!! well today i get an email from my friend,seems the complaint is finally being taken care of,i think thats great because we should have gotten the money back for the rental, the inconvience of moving everything a couple of days before vacation was over, but the last days were ruined, I would not go swimming or anywhere because i was scaring ppl lol. those are some really humdinger pics of myself let me tell ya, maybe i should have

New York Style Steak With Mushroom Saute
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 11 min Makes: 6 servings 1 boneless top beef sirloin steak, 3/4 inch thick (1-1/2 lb.) 3/4 cup A.1. STEAKHOUSE Marinade New York Steakhouse, divided 4 cups sliced fresh mushrooms 1 cup halved onion slices 2 tsp. minced garlic PLACE steak and 1/2 cup of the marinade in large resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak. Refrigerate 30 min. to marinate. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Remove steak from bag; discard bag and marinade. Grill steak 13 to 16 min. for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally. Remove steak from grill; cover with foil to keep warm. Let stand 10 min. MEANWHILE, cook and stir mushrooms, onion and garlic in large skillet on medium-high heat 5 min. Stir in remaining 1/4 cup marinade. Reduce heat to low; simmer 5 min. Serve over the steak. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make it Easy Use an egg slicer to cut the mushrooms into slices. NUTRITION INFORM

Texas Ribeye
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 17 min Makes: 8 servings, 1/2 steak each 2/3 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp. ground cumin 1/4 tsp. ground red pepper (cayenne) 4 boneless beef ribeye steaks (8 oz. each) PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix steak sauce, garlic, cumin and pepper until well blended. GRILL steaks 4 to 6 min. on each side or until cooked through, brushing frequently with the steak sauce mixture. CUT each steak in half to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Round Out The Meal Serve with a cooked crisp green vegetable, such as broccoli, and a glass of fat free milk. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using bone-in beef ribeye steaks, increasing the grilling time if necessary. Use Your Broiler NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 240 Total fat 14g Saturated fat 5g Cholesterol 105mg Sodium 410mg Carbohydrate 4g Dietary fiber 0g Sugars 3g

Jump The Broom (3rd Revision)
The plan, walk clockwise around her holding a candle which burns like it has life, the moment draws nearer when my loneliness will be at an end and I'll be a husband paired to my wife With she as my bride & me as her groom, The time drawn near when we shall jump the broom. From history's own admission I've taken this slave honored tradition It was time & distance which kept us apart, The feelings born for her have always resided here in my heart. I Love, Miss, & Need her dearly these are facts I need for her to see clearly I hope she knows and is aware I promise to be the best friend & Husband I can be, Beyond compare I promise to remain in her heart & by her side and provide passion that refuses to subside Like anxious children on Christmas Eve, we can hardly wait, Until it's our Love, our Marriage, our Union that we consummate. Will we be patient or under stress as we take the time to undress, Will we be drawn into the flames of passion as we caress ??? We kis

The Memories
Playing in the corn fileds Walking through the orchard Pickin black berries for my Grandmotherto bake us a pie As I grow older my memories are fading but as long as I write them down they will be here forever Never let go of what is dear to you for that is who you are

Into Your Safe Keeping
all my life, i've searched never knowing what urged me i just knew that somewhere something waited... all my life i've hungered for what, i didn't know only that my soul ached and my heart was empty... all my life, i've yearned for the taste of reality trying to find it in the mundane yet always needing more... all my life, i've settled for what was presented never daring to believe what was possible... now my life is different filled with magic of a sort i never dreamed a feeling of wholeness... now my life is moving in directions undreamed along a new path holding Your hand... now my life is fulfilled in giving up the one thing i always jealously guarded and kept locked up in my soul... now my life is complete with You at the center as i hold Your hand and give my soul... into Your safe keeping

Taxes (from Bullitin)
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table. At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes. Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him kno w That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receiva

More Info About Me, And Yes I Am Bored 2day
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid100%WereWolf67%Angel59%Dragon42%Faerie34%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Kahlua Bowl Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 1 chocolate cake, 13 x 9-inches, cooled, cut in cubes * 1/2 cup Kahlua * 1 package chocolate instant pudding, prepared * 12 ounces Cool Whip * 1 chocolate toffee candy bar (Skor) PREPARATION: Assemble in a 2-quart bowl: Put half of the cake cubes in the bottom of the bowl then pour half of the Kahlua over the cake. Spread half of the pudding over the cake and Kahlua then spread half of the Cool Whip over the pudding. Repeat layers then break the Skor bar up and sprinkle pieces over the top.

Rant
I feel like shit, my stomach hurts, i'm tired, my head is soo stuffed up..I HATE when the weather gets cold..Im always sick..I need to start taking more vitamins..Blahh..I need a shower..I need to do my hair..i NEED a beer..My house is freezing..my cat is annoying me..i smoke too much...my lip hurts... my eyes hurt..i think i got onion juice in it..lol..Im addicted to this site and i need more points so i can level and start my contest..someone needs to throw ice water on me..The End.

Re: A Open Letter To Jon Carry From A Soldier From Iraq
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Nov 3 2006 5:09 PM Soldeirs are murdering rapists according to John Kerry This is something that should be all over the media!!!!! Abby {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq” So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of sev

Movies You Never Really Wanted To See!
Okay, uhm, I'm going to post something here I wrote a few years back. This is going to give you all a glimpse into my fucked-up sense of humor. lol Remember, this was written a few years back. (Not on here, on paper . . .one night . . . for lack of sleep . . . ) ~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't ask me where any of this came from. I got bored, and just started writing. THIS is the result: "And So . . . " said the Man With the Green Hat, as he turned and fell off of the mountain. "WAIT!!" said the Fat Man as he turned to leave. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Martha was having a nice hot cup of jove. And, as the White Masked Man rode off into the sunset on his Great Black Steed, he turned to wave at all the townsfolk who came to bid him farewell . . . and feel off his horse, and got trampled underfoot. So endeth this tale of The White Masked Man and his Great Black Steed. Please join us next week for another episode of . . . Movies You NEVER Really Wanted to See! And

I Was A Lowly Delivery Driver At One Time . . .
ME: ::knocks on the door:: There is a bunch of whooping and hollaring of "Yes! The food's here!" on the other side of the closed door. Which, incidentally, belongs to a room filled with drunk, and not to mention STUPID, college kids. CUSTOMER: ::drunk as he can be, wavering back and forth in the doorway as he stares blankly at the bags of food in my hands:: Hey! it's the food! ME: Yes, it's the food. ::false smile:: Coop DeVille. The total comes to . . . ::glances at the ticket:: $43.75. CUSTOMER: How much did you say again? ::as he stumbles off to find his wallet:: ME: $43.75. At this point, the bags are ripped from my hands as 9 men and women grab for boxes of chicken wings and start devouring them . . . like the putrid, unholy, disgusting animals they are. CUSTOMER: ::comes back with a handfull of bills and starts counting out EXACT FUCKING CHANGE:: Here, ya go . . . ::belch:: 43.75 . . . ::closes the door in my face:: At this point, a fantasy starts runn

Shrimp With Pasta
Angel hair pasta with shrimp and garlicINGREDIENTS: * 1/4 lb angel hair pasta * 2 TB butter * 2 TB olive oil * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 10 med shrimp - cleaned * pinch salt * pinch pepper * 1 1/2 TB parsley * 1/8 cup Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Cook spaghetti per package directions. Meanwhile, heat butter and olive oil over medium heat. Add garlic, cook until golden. Discard garlic. In garlic oil, add shrimp, salt, pepper, 1 TB parsley. Cook over medium heat until shrimp turn pink.Remove saucepan from heat. Toss with drained spaghetti, Parmesan and remaining parsley. Serve immediately with garlic cheese bread. Serves 2.

Stupid People.
Ya know. Its intresting at how people judge you when they only talk to you for like 5mins. I hate when the ignorant folks ot the world do that. Where is it thier place to judge? Who the fuck do they think they are. None the less, i dont get to pissed at that, but when someone decides to talk about someone cheating when they know not a GOOD GOD DAMN THING about shit. But thats fine. Its thier loss to not know a great person that I am. I talk about anything at all. I and my other half have a good relationship. And when someone decides to put their ignorant two cents into it and call one half of this a cheater when they dont know the story. that shows me how shallow and stupid they are. Whatever, your loss and you will learn. The sad thing is when they ask to see the shit. bah.. ignorant fucking people listen to me for just a second. GO FUCKING JUMP OFF A BUILDING!! HELP THE WORLD OUT!!

The Turkey
Of all the Thanksgiving symbols the Turkey has become the most well known. The wild turkey is native to northern Mexico and the eastern United States The turkey has brown features with buff-colored feathers on the tips of the wing and on the tail. The male turkey is called a Tom and, as with most birds, is bigger and has brighter and more colorful plumage. The female is called a Hen and is generally smaller and drab in color. The Tom turkey has a long wattle (a fleshy, wrinkled, brightly colored fold of skin hanging from the neck or throat) at the base of its bill and additional wattles on the neck, as well as a prominent tuft of bristles resembling a beard projecting downward from its chest. The turkey was originally domesticated in Mexico, and was brought into Europe early in the 16th century. Since that time, turkeys have been extensively raised because of the excellent quality of their meat and eggs. Some of the common breeds of turkey in the United States are the Bronze, Narr

Not My Words
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and

Untitled Poem(if You Can Think Of A Good Title Let Me Know)
Sittin here with nothing to do so i thought id write you, It's more of a poem of that you can see, To let you know what you mean to me. We've become so close in so little time, You've become a very special friend of mine. We share a very special bond you see, This closeness between you and me. We've both had heartaches and pain in our life, We understand each others strife. When you need me I'll be there for you, When i need you the same is true.. written by: angel

Bad Day By: Daniel Pawter
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you need a blue sky holiday? The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you g

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Dog Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dog

How To Say I Love You In 100 Lauanges
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore

Once
Once someone hurt me. Yes Master... more than once. Once nobody loved me. Yes Master... not even me. Once this one was lost. Yes Master... hiding too. Once she never cried. Yes Master.... now I do. Once this one was nothing. Yes Master... Yes Master... Dont make this one say it please. Yes Master... now she is everything. Your everything. A broken heart cries endless tears... of joy.

Star Kisses
the girl wakes... darkness so complete for a moment she cant remember where she is ...then... like a small child who seeks out a parents bed in the frightening night.... she quietly slips from her room.... through the window a beam of golden moon creeps across the floor ...her bare toes feel the puddle of light...she closes her eyes and breathes slow lifting her arms....the sky people embrace her ...dark meadows and rivers blend and blur into woods and mountains below.....she stops... held suspended by twinkling colors ...they wrap and spiral around her like a blanket from the cold... as she moves slowly toward the sleeping man. is it possible for a man to lay in beauties slumber.... an arm thrown up over his head.... one fist clutches the edge of a pillow and she hears him moan in his sleep .....she holds her breath not wanting the vision to fade ....the girl watches his mouth....intently....held spell bound.....waiting...... and then a sound...one word spoken so so

Quiz 6
just a few more i promise You scored as Invisibility. Invisibility, now there's a handy power. Whether sneaking into the girls locker room or ninja-ing your way through a dangerous situation, you've got it all covered.Invisibility95%Teleportation80%Telepathy/Telekinesis80%Super Strength75%Super Speed70%Energy Projection65%Flight50%Invulnerability35%What Super Power Is Best for You?created with QuizFarm.com

Self Loathers/passive People
I'm sorry but I absolutely can't stand these fuckin people anymore. No matter what I do or how good they truely are they can never fuckin see it. Why are people so god damn afraid of confronting something they think is wrong. That's the problem with the world these days everyone will wine and bitch but never do anything about it. I'm tired of that shit I swear if I ever see a cutter sliceing at there wrist thigh or whatever the fuck I'm going to run over and hit them sqare in the jaw so they can understand there are pains far worse in the world then what they feel. Fuckin suck it up and walk off all you emotional problems do you really think sympahty is going to help you any. If you want help you have to help yourself and that's just how the fuckin cold cruel world is.

Dry Your Eyes
In one single moment your whole life can turn ’round I stand there for a minute starin’ straight into the ground Lookin’ to the left slightly, then lookin’ back down World feels like it’s caved in - proper sorry frown Please let me show you where we could only just be, for us I can change and I can grow or we could adjust The wicked thing about us is we always have trust We can even have an open relationship, if you must I look at her she stares almost straight back at me But her eyes glaze over like she’s lookin’ straight through me Then her eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity When they open up she’s lookin’ down at her feet Dry your eyes mate I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up There’s plenty more fish in the sea Dry your eyes mate I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts But you’ve got to walk away now It’s over So then I move my hand up from down by my side It’s shakin’, my life is crashin’ before my eyes Turn

Another One Of My Poems
WHO AM I? I AM THE GUY WHO HOLDS THE KEY 2 YOUR HEART EVEN IF WERE NOT TOGETHER WE'LL NEVER BE APART YOU CAN BE MORE THAN A 100 MILES AWAY BUT IN MY HEART IS WHERE YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY I'LL LOVE YOU TILL MY HEART BEATS NO MORE JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER GET MAD AND WALK OUT THAT DOOR I'LL TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU NEED TO BE JUST PROMISE THAT YOU'LL LOVE ME FOR ME SO I WILL LOVE YOU MY DEAR FROM THE VERY START CAUSE I'M THE GUY WHO HOLDS THE KEY 2 YOUR HEART

My Cold Feet.
I put my cold feet on the floor to discover how much colder I become. I shiver from lack of circulation throughout my body and I start to notice the lines between the cracks of vinyl tile flooring. So cold, so dark leaving me to shiver in coldness. It ironically seemed to abtractly display my life in something most people don't even glance at. Knowing this I find myself thinking too much and should go find someone so I can end my loneliness forever. --Xonus

To My Darling Husband
To My Darling Husband: Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your Loving Wife. XXXOOO See picture below.

New Destination
yes after all this drama the past days i've now desided to still go to canada just with a new destination. im going to Banff. im gonna learn snowboarding go out walk amoung the moutanis ... and dog sleding and snowmobiling .. what ever that is ;) but for that i need snow so i called my mom today asked if it was 100% i got money for b-day and christmas.and she just giggled at me and said "if you dotn want real stuff you can see the trip to canada as out gift to you" i dont know how to take that answer but i hope its good :) luv muh mommy! she is the best mommy int the world always making me smile. just a few weeks til im going down to here place fo christmas. well anyhow going to Banff! thats the new plans. im going to fly to Calgary gonna grab some food with Jay and then Jay are gonna give me a ride to Banff to Lennon & Amandas apartment. goign back to calgary soemtime buring my visit to go watch a movie and have dinner with jay. i've promiced him that now when im so close to ca

61 Things About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! Most of this is true girls....read it!!! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9.

Gratitude (short Story)
So I'm walking briskly down the hall, wanting to get OUT of the hospital, as I've completed the interview. I dislike hospitals even as I cherish and appreciate those who heal and who are healed. They just seem to reek of old pains which stain the walls like a subtle scent that one can't track. I walk past the rooms, avoiding people in white and soldiers in camouflage, as they stride purposefully with clipboards and IV bags and other implements of healing. My boots make an annoying squeaking noise every time my right foot hits the ground, and I find my thoughts silently chanting cadences to the rhythm produced. I pass open doors, I glancing in curiously, always wondering if I'll see someone I know, yet hoping not. I peer into this one room and I stutter-step in surprise. There are bright crayon drawings all over the walls and a young man lying propped up against starched white pillows in the bed. But what catches my eye is the short blond with the ponytail lying sideways across th

One More Day
I get my test results tomorrow and I am scared to death now.it is never fun going to the doctor alone when you will get results such as these.I will also be able to tell you when they are doing my surgery.Thanks to those that care.

A Balanced Stone
Turquoise Whether seen as a bridge between water and sky, or a piece of the sky itself, turquoise has captured the imagination of generations. Revered by cultures from across the globe, this smooth, blue gem remains a talisman of health, wealth, good luck, and protection from sickness. In the ancient Middle East, turquoise was believed to change color when its wearer was ill and the stone was considered sacred and powerful by the Egyptians, the Aztecs, and Native Americans. Traditionally, the stone, either set into jewelry or loose, was carried as protection to ward away the evil eye. Today, turquoise is still considered an effective means of healing the body and soul. Its presence is said to benefit the entire body and to deflect negative energy that might be harmful. The stone can also have a positive affect on your mind, increasing your creativity, empathy, wisdom, and serenity. Turquoise, which simply means Turkish stone, comes in many colors, ranging from intense sky blue to

Cajun Catfish
4 Catfish fillets (4 oz. each 1 oz Wheat flakes cereal 1 tb Paprika 1/4 ts Salt 1/4 ts Onion powder 1/4 ts Garlic powder 1/2 ts Cayenne pepper 1/2 ts Black pepper 1/2 ts White pepper 1/2 ts Thyme 1 tb Oil Wash the fish fillets and pat dry. In a bowl mix the ground wheat flakes and all the seasonings. Pour the dry mixture onto a piece of foil or wax paper, and dip the fillets into the seasoning, coating both sides. 3. In a heavy cast iron fry pan heat the oil. Fry the fillets for 2 minutes on each side. Lay the fillets on a plate lined with a paper towel, cover with another paper towel, and pat to remove excess oil.

Fruit Salad
4 navel oranges 2-3 apples 2 bananas walnuts sweet cream sugar lemon juice 1 kiwifruit, optional diced pineapple, optional Pare and cut fruits in little pieces. Crack walnuts and put them all in a bowl. Add a little bit of sweet cream, sugar and lemon juice depending on taste.

Womd
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know that men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor.... and these are the people we have sent into Iraq to search for hidden weapons of mass destruction? I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in. Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a gram of dope. Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and notice when a quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mother can smell alcohol on your breath before you get your k

Ruling By Judge William Young U.s. District Court.
Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge William Young U.S. District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general. January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 th

Religion.
You know what Religion is the fall of man. It always has beena nd always shall be. It is what is tearing society apart. Sure you people of many faiths say your raised not to judge others. But let's face it there are countless exaples of your fatihfull judgeing people. Christians you by far are the worest. You judge any who aren't of your faith and yet you say your judgement is in placement for god. Fuck you and your god. You can say god will send me to hell what the fuck ever. I'm Atheist so let your god come to me and we shall see who is true. Stop saying gay's are wrong. Stop saying people of other faiths are wrong. Learn to accept difference because that is what makes this god damn world worth liveing in.

Snow White
Snow White by bradley_stoke © Snow White was feeling wretched and miserable as she lay naked in the shadows of the tall forest trees, as well she might after her unexpected rape at the hands of the forester. It had seemed such a jolly idea at first when he suggested walking into the woods with her ostensibly to show her what he did for a living, and the fact it was sanctioned by her usually unsympathetic stepmother and guardian made it an especial treat. But then he turned on her, beating her about the face, pulling off her clothes, and then forcing himself on her. At first, Snow White had no idea what was happening to her, but it soon became clear when he pulled down his britches, pulled out his erect penis and violated her. Whether the rape was to be all that she was to endure she didn’t know, but in the struggle she managed to loosen his grip and ran deep into the woods. She had no idea where she was or whether the forester was still running after her, but the pain she felt

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under

Hey Everybody I'm A Grandmother
HEY EVERYBODY JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY NEW GRANDSON GOT HERE ABOUT 4:44 AM THIS MORNING HE WEIGH IN AT 6PDS 13 OZS AND 18 1/2 INCHES LONG JUST WANTED TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ON CHERRYTAP THE GOOD NEWS. SO THANKS FRO BEING GOOD FRIENDS LOVE YOU ALL.

Elections
Did anyone else notice today that Bush admitted he'd lied to the American people about whether or not Rumsfeld would stay or go? I'm so happy about the elections, I'm as giddy as a school girl after her first fuck. and if we get the senate too, well.....lol

Indulgence
I am done with this indulgent Self pitting bullshit. I unbind myself from my emotional chains. I walk away from the dulling drugs. the flask is left full. Spiders scatter from my arms, webbing hangs from my form. Left long sitting where i was left. Inchs of dust take to flight, like images in some forgotten dream. I walk on uncertain feet, but on my own. I do not need your hands. You had what you needed from me. USed and left where I was dropped. I am no longer your doll. I was your fool, but those words bleed from my eyes. Clear and salt. I am purified. Jaundace fades like ice cream in heat. Eyes see the weakness in you. I keep walking, One foot then the other. A trail left behind me of rubber chains, hallow promises, and broken hearts. A warning fired across the space between you and me. I turn and look at you with a smirk. you think you have me till my hands press the door. Suddenly I am bathed in brilliant light. It falls on me and the dirt is gone. I a

Tonight, I Miss You.
The night, spent crouched at you bed. Watching the moonlight move across you, Memories of tasting your lips. Of feeling you. TOnight I just miss you. Crouched in the doorway of your world. I know as you're still you can feel me. No place to go but to remain here. The night my blanket, cast darker without the light of your eyes. No one understands, you were the only one. Who when it was darkest turned on the light. All within a single kill stolen. One I never asked for back but gave a thousand times over. In your comfort it was real. The bleeding heart stopped. Tonight, I miss you. I trace your name everywhere of you bed. Remembered your laughter, your smell still lingers, so long gone. Even in the dead of the winter, without you I am naked. lain bare before the worlds eyes. My heart worn outside my chest, beating and broken, like everything else. But it was you who taught me to glare back. I was Perfection. Complex. Complete and you breathed me in. But t

Foundation
strong an true can withstand the wind won't shake or fold it is yours to hold my love for you will be here for you standing through time to be yours an mine for it ours to take the first step is hardest to take for it is only chance

Hurting.
Do you ever feel like this sometimes? Walking down the street, Looking through my window, Lying alone at night Memories come pouring back to me. Some good, some bad. Some happy, some sad. Some hurt, some heartbreaking. Some angry, some frustrated. Words from others so comforting, Yet words from within so hurting. (C) Copyright. Angel

Fireplace Magick
The fireplace has long been regarded as the magickal portal of a home. It was through this opening that Witches were said to fly away on their broomsticks, and in modern mythology it is the opening through which Santa Claus comes and goes. The fireplace once was the center of home life. In it food was cooked, clothes washed, and by its light, families gathered to visit and tell stories. Due to its vital importance, people developed ways to protect the fireplace, such as tossing a handful of oak leaves, cloves, holly, rosemary, frankincense, cinnamon, or nettles onto the already smoldering fire. Setting a Witch's besom (broom) near the fireplace or crossing the andirons were also ways of blocking negativity from entering the house. Keeping a cauldron boiling on the hearth was another. Some fireplaces were decorated with three concentric circles above the opening. This probably harkens back to a very old belief that the Triple Goddess protected any home wherein a fire was kindled. Th

The Halloween Surprise Party
The Halloween Surprise Party by ABradleyLewis © He knew it would be a shocking surprise. In the last few weeks, he'd made contact with an old high school flame -- the only true love of his life. While they had both gone their separate ways and were each married to other people, neither was very happy with their respective situation. Or so he'd discovered when he called her out of the blue. Within minutes of hearing the warmth in her greeting, the sparks were flying. The magical connection was still there -- hotter that hell even after 30 years. She had mentioned that she and her husband always threw a huge Halloween party every year -- and then she had jokingly invited him to attend. Naturally, he demurred -- work, the long drive, etc., but he couldn't get that thought out of his mind. Then he received a suggestive invitation in the mail -- a computer-enhanced photo of her and the husband in outlandish, sexy poses. That did it! He decided then and there he'd give her the sur

The Phone Call
I think many of us have had that horrible moment of sheer panic when the ringing of a telephone awakens us in the early morning hours from a deep sleep. This is the only time we truly wish for it to be a "wrong number". Unfortunately, this poem was inspired by an all-too-real, life-altering incident. The call that comes in darkest sleep Awakens with a fright For 2 am the silence breaks The peaceful calm of night When only moments earlier I dreamt of visions fair Of light and love and happiness Till ringing filled the air It beckoned me from deepest sleep And drew me from my daze I shook my head to clear my mind Find focus through this haze How long has this been ringing? As I reach to find the light I steal a glance toward the clock And now my heart takes flight! 'Tis many hours before the dawn Yet all should be in bed My loved ones faces fill the night My heart is filled with dread I struggle for composure as I reach to grab the phone My s

Halloween Treat
Halloween Treat by feverkiss © Storms had lashed the area all day. That was typical for this time of year though, the end of October seemed to bring out the worst of the weather. Maybe it was the evil spirits lurking around in anticipation of Halloween. Fred didn't know, he only knew he and Peggy were going to a Halloween party tonight and that was enough to put him in a good mood. They hadn't shared what costumes they would be wearing this evening and they were to meet at the party, both coming straight from work. That meant Fred had no idea what Peggy would look like, although he was sure it would be sexy, it always was. Peggy didn't know the details of Fred's costume either but each time she had asked him about it he just laughed and grinned while walking away. Following work Fred put his costume on in his office. When he opened the door he was met with a chorus of gasps from the women who were still there. "Oh my God" his secretary screamed, "is that really you?" "Every

Whorehouse
A little boy hears the word "whorehouse" in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time." The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young. Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a good time," not knowing the little boy is following them. After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he too wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady, she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave. Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been. "IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly. "WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?" "I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last one."

Invincible-cold
"Invincible" I memorized all the words for you But if you only knew How much that's just not like me I wait up late every night Just to hear your voice But you don't know that's nothing like me You know I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time i've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You come and happen to me I want to make sure everything is perfect for you If you only knew That's not like me to follow through Maybe even give up all these dead end dreams Just to be with you But you don't know that's nothing like me Hey yeah I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time i've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You com

Strange
You know what I really find strange? Is these competitions.... Yes they are great and in most cases a nice way to gage something. Best smile ect. And there are alot of them around. I have even Entered one myself. A Fall picture competition. But I was browsing my bulletins and someone was asking for votes in a Comp that they where in. Fair enough. I checked it out and of the few contestants one couple (best couple on CT) where about 9000 votes ahead. Now this is the first time I have heard of it at all and it is nearly finished and the few couples I know on this site are no where to been seen. I have some close friends on here that are absolutley gorgeous people, they actually care about the people you are and not that you got a cute lil fishy pic.... Now it seems to me that this one is definatley a set us to make them feel better about themselves... If this is the case then they should go on tv to Dr. Phil cause they have issues. To win a competition this way with no real resul

My First.........
1. Who was your first prom date? 2. Who was your first roommate? 3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? 4. What was your first job? 5. What was your first car? 6. When did you go to your first funeral? 7. Where was your first kiss? 8. Who was your first grade teacher? 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with and how old were you? 11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with? 12. Where was your first sleepover? 13. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning? 14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? 15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? 16. What was the first concert you ever went to? 17. First tattoo or piercing? 18. First celebrity crush? 19. First crush 20. When was your first detention?

Kids
kids can be so adorable and yet so evil at the same time. my daughter is 7 months old and she is adorable, funny and so mischeif at times i feel like i am going to go mad. she was crawling on the floor this morning and tried to eat my boot laces, then she went after her daddys boots. she must be at that age where she just wants to explore everything. i am glad i have decided that one is enough not that i dont love having her it is just that i dont think i could handel another one. i already have 2 im good.

Gone Away
GOOD MORNING JUST A BRIEF NOTE TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE THAT I WILL BE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER TODAY (GOIN OUT RIDIN!) THE REST OF THE WEEKEND (BABYSITTING MY GRANDKIDS) AND ALL OF NEXT WEEK (GOIN TO KENTUCKY TO PICK UP MY DAUGHTER’S BELONGINGS) HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK, WILL MIS YA ALL. KEEP THE LUV COMING HUGZZ

Special Message
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, " they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2006), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today .

Pain Of A Mother
I can see him there just lying on the couch, He may look dead to anyone but hes just strung out. Let me tell you about the life of a junky, I promise it won't be to long, How it all happens is very fast, so many things gone wrong. He was such a bright young man whos days went by ever so slow, The brightest one in his class always the star of the show. Everything he touched just instantly turned to high polished gold, His future was so bright he would still be popular even during his days of old. But one day the bright sky of blue started to give way to the darkness of night, The flames of his passions were not there, he started to stray from the light. He came home one day and looked like his life had been bled dry from his body, He stopped caring for things, he never bothered finishing his black belt for karate. His eyes were an unnatural color of dark crimson red, He stopped putting up his shades, he never got out of bed. He dropped out of sc

Kind Of Girl I Like
You scored as Nymphomaniac. Nymphomaniacs are the kind of girl you would want most, if you don't know what that means, look it up or just look at the picture but I'm pretty sure you already know what kind of girl you want just from the way you answered the questions. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Nymphomaniac78%Personality/Nice69%Tease66%Cute/Shy59%Hotties59%What kind of girl do you love? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Halloween Mistake...
Halloween Mistake... by satinlvr_mwf © Our neighbor’s Halloween party last month was one that I shall never forget. The theme was dressing for a fairy tale, so my husband wore a furry wolf costume, and I wore a very provocative Red Riding Hood costume. It was made of red satin, with a full, flippy skirt that only went down to my mid-thigh, 4-inch red patent leather spike heels, and a red bodice that showed ample cleavage for my 34C breasts. I painted my nails blood red, wore red lipstick, and placed a red ribbon in my hair. To top it off, I pulled on a red satin cape, down to the hem of my skirt. My husband took one look at me and whistled. I pushed him off, for now! We got to the party and it was in full swing. We mingled with other couples, noticing the different costumes, and we even saw a few couples with the same furry wolf costumes as my husband! We snacked a little, had a few drinks and danced a few numbers. My husband then excused himself to use the restroom, and I deci

Halloween At St. Etienne
Halloween At St. Etienne by agezinder © Halloween at St. Etienne ...enter Evangeline… It felt like only yesterday, yet it seemed so long ago. The darkness engulfed me like the hot torrid flames of an uncontrollable inferno. And through the windows the scant light from the candles served as stars in this dark universe. The scent was unmistakably musty with a hint of…blood, old blood. How peculiar. The cold driving rain hit my face like piercing needles. But I didn't mind. I love the rain. I came to this place to find him. I received his invitation several weeks back, a sort of riddle as you may. He had made references to all things dark and to come to his Halloween soiree. To come to St. Etienne, an abandoned cathedral on the outskirts of the city. I arrived drenched and tired, coming a long way to get here. The rain had fallen in steady streams of melancholy, pouring the sorrows of the world upon my scalp. Solitary and determined, with a dash of apprehension mixed in

I Fell Down The Stairs Today
Today is a horrible day. I got my fucking rag, I feel like shit, I'm not in a good mood, and I fell down the stairs. Too bad I didn't snap my fucking neck. Today is a day I wish I didn't exist.... Jenner

Girls Machiavelian
You Are The Opposite of Machiavellian You don't have a cynical, power hungry bone in your body. Honest and kind, you believe being a good person is the most important thing. While your upstanding morals should be admired, be careful! You're at risk for being manipulated and toyed with. How Machiavellian Are You?

Damn I Got Issues
L.O.V.E. L is for the lust that I had for you O is for the only love that I knew V is for the various times I cried And E is for every time I died Kill me once shame on you kill me twice what did i do Kill me thrice I'm to blame I didn't realize we were playing a game My heart's been shattered like a broken mirror Reflect memories of pain just a little bit clearer My souls been ripped from the false infatuation And sent to burn in a lovers damnation I stood there in horror, not a sound watching the pieces of my heart hit the ground Sweep them away under the rug I've fell in the hole your hate has dug You had my love in your hand and you squeezed it dry and time after time I'd ask myself why do i go on living this lie and why the fuck can't I tell you goodbye becuase i need you, I love you, you are the one to abuse me and make me swallow this gun pull the trigger and set me free because the truth is bitch you never loved me I was like a puppet a

Sorry
Sorry is a word that has to be used more often than most other words. Question is why? Why do we feel we need to tell someone sorry? Is it because as a person you feel guilty or inadequate and think that you have let someone else down? Why is it when you just meet someone they will tell you sorry if for some reason they got another phone call or couldn't meet you? Is it out of being polite or what is it that we truly sorry about? I looked up the definition of the word sorry and here is what it means: feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc., wretched, poor, useless, or pitiful Those are pretty strong words but yet we will constantly say sorry as a member in society. Do you even mean it half the time you say it? Guessing most people don't but actually feel obligated to say the word. If you don't feel sorry then just don't say anything. Be honest, be truthful, be yourself. Don't ever truly be sorry unless you've hurt someone that you didn't mean to. Be so

What Is A Veteran?
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36 Upfront Questions
Answer and repost as 36 Upfront Questions 1. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CONSUMED ALCOHOL? 2. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS? 3. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A SLUT? 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 5.WHERE WERE U ON VALENTINES DAY? 6. WHAT IS THE LAST THING SOMEONE SAID TO YOU? 7. DO YOU HATE BEING POKED? 8. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE OUT? 9. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? 10. LAST TIME YOU FELT GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DID? 11. WHAT IS THE LAST MAGAZINE YOU READ? 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(s 13. IS THERE A PLASMA AND A BIG SCREEN IN YOUR HOUSE? 14. DO YOU WATCH MUSIC VIDEOS IN THE MORNING 15. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU? 16. DO YOU STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOMETOWN? 17. WHAT SEASON WERE YOU BORN IN? 18. WHAT ETHINICITY IS YOUR GRANDMA 19. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR TONIGHT? 20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHADE OF PINK? 21. DO YOU WATCH FLAVOR OF LOVE? 22.

Instead Of A Quote For The Day...here Is This :)
A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery...Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news.That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing.......At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature...Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs."I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could..."There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one"..Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived...She would never walk, she would never talk, sh

Passion
I often sit and think about your beauty The way your hair cast waves in the wind Soft cheeks that are always flushed in rich color Your mouth moist and inviting Enough to drive any man's heart pounding The full roundness of the beautiful swells of your breast The soft texture of your skin The way it feels when my hands caress them The sweet taste when my mouth will do the same The memory of the first time I saw your beauty is like no other It will remain with me forever I get shivers just thinking about us Our passion, our unbridled lust to be It will start with stolen kisses and long embraces Continuing with soft, delicate tongue traces Our first experience will be slow, erotic and filled with a need to explore Leaving us both begging for more I would love to see you, and hear you react with such pleasure The power of our explosions coming together The night will be long but time for us will endure With the hunger of our passions will last forever.

Looking
12-6-05 Looking By: Travis Smith Look to the heavens Look to the skies I wait for you Yes, I wait for you Looking for hope Looking for change Feeling the burn Trying to hide the pain Rescue me, comfort me Pick me up, turn around You be you, me be me We'll live together just being happy People put us down They don't understand What it is that we've found Leave us and let it be Still I look to the heavens Looking towards the sky Waiting for you I'm still waiting for you

Like A Perpetual Valentine's Day
this place... I'm making some comment tags up in photoshop and I'm hit with this realization as I try to come up with something clever to add to a picture of a devil driving a hotrod... It's like being in grade school and going around to everyone's neatly decorated shoe-boxes and dropping in little notes, gifts, cards... I always loved that day. Feb.14th around here would have to be enough to make your head explode ;)

From The New England Journal Of Medicine.
From the New England Journal of Medicine. Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improve blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthi

How The Internet Began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from h

Never Forget To Meet With Chairman Of The Armed Services Com
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Nov 12 2006 4:13 PM To all my NEVER FORGET Members and Families and Friends of our Soldiers. Now that the elections are over and in complete control of the Democrats, I have made a decision to become political in the fight to bring our soldiers home. By doing so I am asking everyone who agrees with this to please support this cause. With that said I will soon be contacting Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan, the incoming chairman of the Armed Services Committee, who is a personal friend of mine, to urged him to begin formulating an exit strategy of our troops within the next four to six months. I shall keep you informed of my meeting and any progress I make with Sen. Carl Levin. Please give me your thoughts on this subject. Thank You NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT

To Whom It May Concern: A Poem To My Crew And The Capt. Of The Screaming O
To Whom It May Concern: Tryst was late for school again, she didn't sleep well last night. She spent the night in battle, between her heart and what was right. She didn't finish her homework, her mind was lost in thought; over truth, and justice, and love, and arguments she fought. Tryst will not be in today, she had a nasty fall; her bodies fine, her heart is bruised, but it doesn't show at all. Tryst has moved today you see, she won't be back next fall; she placed her trust in the wrong place, and someone dropped the ball. They say she's happier now, she smiles, laughs, and plays; but she dreams of times, when people had kinder ways. To Whom It May Concern: She said she's sorry, but she had to go, and she loves you very much; but too much has happened, and her trust you cannot touch. She hates to leave you all behind, but it has to be this way; for people are not careful, of exactly what they say. Her outsides are perfection,

My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tall Single Looking For Partner
I am a tall single woman, and I meet thousands of tall single in a tall club. They are very good! This is a free community to specially designed for tall singles, tall girl, tall men, tall women. Join to find on line relationship, romantic dating, friendship, love, marriage. Want to have a look? http://grtall342girls.bravehost.com

Scabies
melancholy I wish I could everlast the long darkness of three Ay eM. Believe that I am blind to the curvature of one's spine directly against mine Hands that become crossed, fingers crooked, legs folded unto one another and a pause... Wait for breath... And, fluid heartbeat recedes slowly to normal. Asleep. Long division brings you back towards zero, and that, well, that's just how the world works itself out. Pleased, red, blue, white, all colors of a blind eye A blight that leaves one suppressed Into a shy quiet. Into an awkward silence. I wish my armor weren't so chinked and rusted. Or perhaps it just ain't so, little Joey. And that, well, that's just how I fight against the fury of the tide.

The Last Flower
Alone in the night No one in sight Eyes fill with tears Mind fills with fears Heart fills with pain Nothing left to gain A soul torn apart Nothing left of the heart No where to go Nothing left to show Too much pain Slowly going insane Nothing but lies The last flower dies

Moving On
Your memories will haunt you Of a life you had in the past When all you had to do Was make the love last Betrayal is what you chose This now must come to a close Hurt too many times By all your lies So I sit here wondering why You sit back and let my heart die The choices you made Will never fade I once believed in you Now I must move on too My pieces I will put back together But I will always remember The ones who betrayed me Now I will set myself free From the ones who hurt me deeply It's time for me to live freely So go on with my life I will Never again to sit still

Emotions
I'M EMOTIONAL TODAY! END OF STORY. LAST NIGHT I WAS TALKING TO MY CLOSE FRIEND AND JUST STARTED BALLING MY EYES OUT. WENT TO BED AND CRIED FOR LIKE 20 MINS. TILL I FELL ASLEEP. THERE IS JUST SO MUCH ON MY MIND THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT. THEN TODAY I WENT TO THE MAILBOX AND MAILED OUT A LETTER TO MY CLOSE FRIEND THATS IN IRAQ AND WHEN MY MOM BROUGHT MY MAIL TO ME LATER ON TODAY, I GOT THE LETTER HE HAD SENT ME. I WAS READING IT AND ALL EXCITED, THEN ABOUT HALF WAY IN I START CRYING. I HATE SO MUCH THAT SOMEONE I LOVE IS IN THIS WAR AND FIGHTING. I ALSO JUST HAD A FRIEND RETURN HOME YESTERDAY. I AM SO THANKFUL HE GOT TO COME HOME TO HIS FAMILY SAFE. I HAVE YET ANOTHER FRIEND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME THIS WEEK BUT HAS BEEN SET BACK FOR TWO MORE WEEKS BEFORE HE GETS HOME. AND ON THE 2ND I HAD A FRIEND TO DIE RIGHT BEFORE HE GOT TO COME HOME TO HIS FAMILY THAT WAS IN IRAQ. ALONG WITH ALL THIS, I HAVE SO MUCH OTHER STUFF ON MY MIND. MY KIDS AND THEIR PROBS WITH THE SCHOOL, MY

Your Kiss
For DJ 11-13-06 I live for your kiss The want in your eyes I long for your touch The need builds inside I live for you kiss I want noone else You make me whole Im nothing myself I need to feel you to complete my life I long for your touch And you by my side I live for your kiss And to wake up in your arms I miss you so much and that makes me sad You my sweet baby the best i have had I live for your kiss long for your touch I need you right now to hold me tonite I miss you so much And not much I can do Hope for the time til I can be with you I live for your kiss Ill die in your arms I love you so much I will try to be strong

My Roommate
My Roommate by Dingy_Jo © It was late, almost midnight and I was cybering away with some guy who was telling me what he could [or would like to] do to me. It was almost working, I was wet as hell, fingering away but I just couldn't get to the point that makes you gasp, your toes curl and your eyes roll back into your head. There was a big wet stain on the towel I had spread over my chair and I was completely nude except for my famous long T-shirt which was pulled up around my middle. I heard a noise in the living room, told my online lover that I would be right back and went to see what was happening. It was Lisa my roommate. She was obviously a little tipsy and had a tall handsome stranger in tow that was in worse condition. At 33 Lisa was 10 years my junior and in appearance quite a bit different. I was tall and slim with very light brown, almost blond hair and blue eyes while she was short, a little heavy with black hair and eyes. My 36c breasts couldn't hold a candle to her

Let Me Show You Death
Let me show you death Let me take you on a journey Come with me up the path Take my hand if you are scared Stop now if you want This image can’t be un-done Final chance as we approach the barn I push the door open There it is hanging Life less and still with no soul Something that could have been so much more Now it has been wasted An image you will never forget As you watch it hang, as you see.... A burnt piece of toast

Angel Of Death
The angel of death has visited me this day, Whispering in my ear what shall come my way. The angel whispers dark unimaginable things in my ear, Releasing from me all of my darkest fears. But there is nothing I can do to stop this from coming to my door, So I guess till it all comes about I'm deaths little whore. I tell the angel to get the fuck out of my sight, I am staying right here and I'm going to put up a fight. With eyes of fire, smile of pure evil delight, The angel of death told me of my final plight. Words of hate began to fill my ears, As they do I can feel them bring forth tears. I try to ignore this ungodly angel of death, I promise to fight this fucker till my very last breath. He trys to bear down and attack my mind, But I gather all my power and leave him far behind. Angel of death you fucken piece of shit I scream, You are nothing to me but a horrible dream. I spit on your words and I spit in your face, If you don't leave now I will

Soft Lights
frustrated from her day nothing going right finally reaching home' tears falling down her face remembering the fight that started her day opening the door seeing candles brightly burning a note on the mantle adressed to her my love follow the rose petals to reach me follow a path that leads to their room seeing her man dressed in a robe baby undress this is your night shyly she undresses laying on the bed grabbing some rubbing oil he softly massages her sholders feeling the tension fall away moving down her back taking his time hearing her purr so sweet an devine cuddles up to her holding her tight falling asleep together loves perfect pair

Please Help...it Will Only Take A Minute
I'm in the Best Smile contest. All I need for you to do is go and rate my pic, and two of my friend's pics a 10. And if you'd like you can ask one of your friends to do the same. Thanks so much! Thanks so much! Let me know how I can repay you.

: Military :
The photos beg we comply Pray for our Military...please "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one

Every Girl Should Have A Friend Named Betty
Every Girl Should Have a Friend Named Betty by Penelope Street © "Bradford, Brown, and Wetherby," announced the receptionist. "How may I direct your call?" "Michelle Franklin, please." "May I tell her who is calling?" "This is Jeff." "One moment please." Jeff managed two solid breaths before Miss Franklin responded, "This is Michelle." "Hey, Michelle, it's Jeff. I, uh, hope I'm not bothering you at work." Michelle leaned back in her chair, propping her feet up on her desk. "Nope. I wouldn't have given you my number if I didn't want you to call me here. What's up?" "I tried calling you at home last night, actually the last few nights." Jeff paused to gulp as he considered his next sentence, dreading many of the possible replies. "I was wondering when I might see you again?" Michelle smiled, though no one could see it. "You mean you didn't succeed?" "I beg your pardon?" "You said you tried to call?" Jeff rolled his eyes. "Ok, I succeeded. I guess y

High And Low
12-20-05 High and Low By: Travis Smith Riding high against the wind Fast cars, fast money, fast girls You never want it to end Taking the ride of your life Took the turn, unable to stop Screeching, sliding, out of control Didn't see it coming Feeling really scared Crash, impact, hurt Seeing the blood, feeling the pain Reaching out for help Yet no one came Here I am in this box Everyone comes to look at me But I can't speak to them For they take me down the road On a day that's so cold They lay me out in the ground Fresh dirt is placed around me People stutter, cuss, and cry Wondering why I had to die

Garden Romp
Garden Romp by Therapie © I walk into the house and look around, but you are no where to be found. I am feeling so hot for your touch and can feel myself pulsing and skin prickling just to feel you touch me. I walk through the kitchen, hands up my shirt idly playing with my nipples through my bra as I search. Finally I walk into the backyard and find you there. It is so hot and I look up, shielding my eyes from the sun with my left hand, right still in my shirt. You look at me and grin. I walk over to you and we embrace. What should be a hello kiss deepens and I twirl my tongue around yours, loving the way it goes hard and soft against my lips and cheeks. You run your nails down my back, raking them as you kiss me, you know how I love that. I tilt my head back and you kiss around my neck to that spot that melts my insides. I turn my back to you, giving you better access to my neck. I lean back, putting my arms around your neck, smoothing my body backward and you gaze down at my

What Elemental Dragon I Am
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics) Fire DragonRage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

The Reaper
the reapers come, hes raised his schythe hes here for me to end my life i beg and plead, im far to young in the reapers eye, im the perfect one he moves in closer and lifts his blade he casts a dark and ghastly shade the blade swings down, and takes my soul my future now the reaper holds i see my body painfully twisted to the reapers hand ive been enlisted i watch as my flesh rots away nothing but bones were left to stay a cloud of smoke surrounds the many pieces and just then the reaper releases my soul is moving toward the cloud but i cant stop it i cant move now into the darkness is where i go i dont know where i am all i feel is cold the cloud is gone and i look down im wearing the reapers pure black gown in my hand i hold the schythe and with it the power to end all life i look ahead and the reapers gone my mortal life had not been long but as death i will continue to live on

Dead On Arrival
the reaper cast his evil eye upon me now cursed by a diabolical nature the angel of death painted in black comes for my soul late at night i have a death warrant he says i am to meet my maker and depart this ungrateful world the king of terrors humming a death song demon voices inside my head angels crying bloody murder echos rolling on like thunder the keeper finishes off my life t'was a bloodshed massacre a carnage at the gates of hell

I Wont Forget You
I wont forget you even though i should and could i just never will you have done so many things for me and took such good care of me. You were there for me when no one else was you were the one who took care of me for many years when no one else did. You were there to listen and understand when there was no one else to talk to. you was always there through good times and bad times now your gone. I have no one else to turn to but my self and the one up above. I am so lost and so confused and so lonely but yet i am still dealing with this drama that i was left to deal with. My life is falling apart i am falling apart and lost the only two people who i ever really truely loved and can never have one person back ever again until the day comes that i am gone to the after life. The other person well who knows but what ever life goes on and i am moving on. I will never forget my friends or loved ones at all ever not even if they dont talk to me or anything.. There was a third person tha

Request For A Raise
Request for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe n

Silly Quizzes
The Strange Questions SurveyHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:no What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date:4 yrs Ever been in a car wreck?:yes Were you popular in high school?:tried to be Have you ever been on a blind date?:no Are looks important?:no Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:yes mostly By what age would you like to be married?:was at 28 but like to be again in the next decade Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:no Have you ever made a mistake?:yes Are you a good tipper?:yes What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:15 Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:no Have you ever peed in public?:yes What song do you want played at your funeral?:hel i dunno whatever is fitting Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:yes What would your last meal be before getting executed?:a handfull of percoset Beatles or Stones?:beatles If you had to pick one

Adventurous Intimacy: 6 Do's And Don'ts Of Anal Sex
Adventurous Intimacy: 6 Do's and Don'ts of Anal Sex Anal Sex. Just hearing those words makes many people uncomfortable, but according to women in a recent iVillage poll, it's the number one position that male partners ask them to try. Whether you're just curious at this stage or already willing to indulge your adventurous side, take a look at these six simple guidelines. DO'S: 1. Be sure you really want it. It's important to decide jointly that this is something that you wish to explore with your partner. 2. Relax. The second thing that I tell clients who ask for technique tips is to b-r-e-a-t-h-e into the experience. The anal sphincter muscles are tight bands that encircle the anal opening and control your bowel functions. If you try to penetrate them without breathing deeply, it will most likely cause you pain. In fact, I always suggest that couples insert a well-lubed fingertip first, allowing the sphincter muscles to gradually dilate to the size of the penetrating ob

A Beautiful Thought
I really like this! >>> >> >>> >>>This is awsome!!! Try imagining this. >>> >>>> >>> >>>> >You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to >>> >>>> >the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when >>> >>>> >suddenly a sound unlike any you've ever heard fills >>> >>>> >the air. >>> >>>> >The sound is high above you. >>> >>>> >A trumpet? >>> >>>> >A choir? >>> >>>> >A choir of trumpets? >>> >>>> >You don't know, but you want to know. >>> >>>> > >>> >>>> >So you pull over, get out of your car, and look up. As >>> >>>> >you do, you see you aren't the only curious one. The >>> >>>> >roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, >>> >>>> >and people are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing >>> >>>> >out of the grocery store. >>> >>>> >The Little League baseball game across the street has >>> >>>> >come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the >>> >>>> >clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never >>> >>>> >before been seen. >>>

Lost
where are you now? My secret passion, my muse that drove me. I cannot feel you anymore. I used to know your hands. now the words confuse me. Once we were close, now i feel the cold. I put some hope in you, and I think you took it. You grew strong. and now you're gone, But where are you?

The Down Fall Of The Dark Haired God Part 4.
After i smack you, i claw you some more. You try to get free but can't. Then I take out some candles nd start pouring hot wax on you. You moan in to your gag. I just laugh. i start to clean it of,you twitch. After your cleaned off, I start to hit your body with a crop. Starting with your chest,your fight to get free. I laugh then move to your legs. I start tohit them hard with the crop. Then I stop just as soon as i started. I start to kiss,nibble your nipples.

If I Can Make One Person Stop And Think Today, Then I'll Be A Happy Bunny..x
I read a weblog earlier reminding people how not everyone is happy at Christmas. That it can be a really hard time for a lot of people for many different reasons. People may have a smile on their face but a deep down sadness for lost children, fathers, all kinds of situations and reasons, sometimes feelings that get hidden behind smiley faces, but the feelings are there. I responded to her post with a story about what happened here one year as it seemed fitting, but I thought I would also post it here because...well...it just feels right. There's a family that lives close to us who just constantly seem to have an extra rough time of things and nothing but the worst kinds of luck no matter how they try. Christmas Eve I got a small package together of christmasy foods, a couple of toys for their little girl, while my kids were asking what I was doing. I just said "Just watch and see." We snuck down, as I told them it was for the family across the road, left it on their doorstep, kn

Which Reindeer Are You?
You Are Cupid A total romantic, you're always crushing on a new reindeer. Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other. Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

What???
Some people are just such something! You're there for them thru thick and thin,try to get them away for a weekend,be there so they don't get beat by their "ex",lier,THEN put a pfa on you,get you fired from your job of 3 years,yhen have the balls to put in a blog that they won't have you arrested if you talk to them,and tell their "ex" how you made them do things!!! Wow! I guess they forgot to mention how they ripped my pants open the first time we did it,got the pants with the missing clasp,but make up lies to tell their "ex",wich I knew he wasn't since she did him alot. Balls on some peolpe,big BALLS!!!!!!!!!