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How Good Am I In The Bed?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?
"why do boys fall in love with girls?" (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after
Turning 50 This Month And Feeling Old
~ Sending Packages, Notes To Troops ~
http://www.troopcarepackage.com/index.html Q. What information do you need from me to sponsor a troop? A. I obtain your name, email address, location and the number of troops you would like to sponsor. I use your email address to send you the information about your troop(s). Q. How does this work? A. Once I receive your request, I will send you the names and addresses for the amount of troops you want to sponsor. Then it is up to you to send them care packages, letters, cards or emails throughout their deployment. You take care of all shipping costs. Q. What is a "Troop"? A. When I say "sponsor a troop", that means 1 person. I cannot say soldier because many of the troops are not soldiers. I have airmen, sailors and marines. So I say, "troop" to classify all of them. A Platoon or Unit consists of more than one person. I have platoons and units as little as 5 people and as many as a few hundred. Q. How long does it take to receive a troop to sponsor? A
The Three Little Pigs Have Dinner
There were three little pigs that went to a restaurant for dinner. The waiter came to the table and asked if they would like something to drink. The first piggy said, "I would like a Dr. Pepper." The second piggy said, "I would like a glass of tea," The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the waiter brought the drinks, he asked if they were ready to order. The first piggy said, would like a Hamburger." The second piggy said, "I would like a Steak." The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the piggies were finished eating, the waiter asked if they would like some dessert. The first piggy said, "I would like a hot fudge sundae." The second piggy said, "I would like a banana split." The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the piggies were finished with dessert, the waiter brought their check. Before he left the table, he asked the third little piggy why he only ordered water. (No groans pleas
I Hate Reading The Newspaper
EVERYDAY I PICK UP THE NEWSPAPER AND READ IT FROM FRONT TO BACK..AND EVERYDAY THERE IS ONE OR MORE THINGS I READ THAT EITHER MAKE ME MAD OR MAKE ME CRY. TODAY I LEARNED THAT A 23 MONTH OLD WAS FOUND WRAPPED IN A BLANKET A LIL SWEATER AND A DIAPER ONLY IN FREEZING WEATHER IN AN ABANDONED PLAYGROUND DEAD..A FATHER AND HIS 3 YOUNG CHILDREN WERE SHOT TO DEATH. AND A YOUNG MARINE VET OF THE IRAQ WAR HAS COMMITTED SUICIDE. THEY SPEND ALL THAT TIME TRAINING FOR WAR BUT WHAT THEY DONT TRAIN U FOR IS THE TRANSITION FROM WAR TO REALITY BACK AT HOME. HE CRIED OUT FOR HELP AND NO ONE PAYED NO MIND TO HIS CRY FOR HELP..I SALUTE THIS UNKNOWN SOLDIER MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIS FAMILY.. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE FEELINGS THAT GO THROUGH ALL THESE SOLDIERS MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO SEE FRIENDS WHO ARE LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS DYING AMONG OTHER THINGS...I AM LEFT SPEECHLESS WHEN IT COMES TO THESE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN. I CAN NEVER THANK YOU OR REPAY U FORTHE SAC
Placebo Heart Wound
I have memories I was told Would not exist I can feel you Thinking of me I do not know Who I’ve become I do realize My throne is gone But I still have Places to sit My heart’s the same As yesterday My brain is just In the way With thoughts Of the past And excuses Of now But anyhow As remarkable as It may seem I feel I’m living In a dream As reality throws Me to sleep And relief I’m still the leader Of a parade Dragging all the Floats I made It is just good to be Back on the streets Hoping to locate Stories to share Maybe even Someone who cares And wants to hear All about My release From what had Trapped me Beneath What I used to Rise above And help understand The meaning Of a love
Where'd You Go--fort Minor Inspiration
i wonder sometimes if i'm lost or found it's not like you to be not around all day long i sit and i stare and i wait but that doesn't help the feelings to abate all the anger that i'm holding all the rage that i'm keepin all the questions that i can't quite ask you cuz i don't know how like why aren't you here n why do you always gotta be gone or why is your shit more important than the love we had it's so cold here surrounded and still alone i know i should leave but it's still you i wanna hear on the phone every time it rings and every time it's not you i die a little more inside how long you gonna do this how long do i have to stay i'm tired of killin myself each and every day bein happy when you call worryin myself sick about you when you don't what'd happen if i did this to you left when you needed me gave you the cold shoulder when you finally decided to love me callin every now and then just to say i love you just hopin that you're there but never unders
Tears And Anger(protestors At My Friend's Funeral)
The newspaper wrote a lovely article over him. He was an amazing friend and man. Never EVER argued about going to iraq. I think the only think most said was "I want to be home. I miss it there. " that was the total amoun of words said in his protest. But at his funeral yesterday (which i was unable to attend but would have gotten national news if i had been there due to beating someone down) there were protestors. People were unhappy that he was dead. I was too but i wouldn't protest. I was pissed because they didn't give him the burial he wanted. It was hard to know that while people were mourning his death and laying him to rest in his final place others were doing something to make him turn in his caskit. But none the less they wrote a beautiful article about his funeral. -City salutes fallen hero, son buried- Sig Christenson Express-News Military Writer Pastor Timothy Hoke stood silently at the podium at Faith Presbyterian Church, collecting his thoughts on a s
Kids
Feed them once and they expect it again for the next 18 years. jeez...some nerve.
Cat Contest New Cat Added
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 1 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 1 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1 comments 4th Cat is...... with 1 comments 5th Cat is...... with 1 comments 6th Cat is...... with 1 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
C Word, Male Species
It starts off With words The same as Any story But it becomes Visions Seen by you Only Pleasure yourself To fantasy Pretending how They'd feel You drift deeper Into dreamland Wishing this Was real Get those smooth Lines ready Just in case They ever chat Even with another Someone, really there You find you're Still playing in Your empty vat You'll feel alone Forever No one wonders About that dedicated to the chach's and their desperate early AM 'can I PLEASE come over' calls. When told 'NO', it is ALWAYS her fault!
A Man
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."
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The Onion 1
I have decided to periodically post stories that I find from the Onion, to be just fabulous. Here is the first...Seriously, Ladies, There Have Been Noise Complaints..How are you this evening, ladies? My name's Officer Randy. I'm a hard-bodied beat cop and I'm looking for Elizabeth Bender, please. Ms. Bender? I understand you're getting married tomorrow, but tonight you're in big trouble, ma'am. You see, we've been receiving calls from neighbors that you ladies are getting a little too rowdy in here, so HQ sent me over to take care of you. And that's exactly what I'm about to do.Just as soon as we go over some of the local ordinances regarding noise levels.As you may or may not be aware, Middlesex County and the state of New Jersey prohibit any loud disturbance in a residential area between the hours of 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. on weekdays and from 10 p.m. to 9 a.m. on weekends. Not to mention, you're living in an apartment building, and I'm sure your landlord has his own similar set of rule
Your Resting Place
I’m sorry it took so long To find your resting place We’ve swam through sorrow Filled with anger and disgrace Sad times and mad times With oh so many tears We’ve taken off our goggles Been stripped of life’s veneers I’m writing you this poem With hope in my heart That you’ll try and forgive us For stalling from your depart You see it’s all so very new No matter what the calendar reads And I want you to know Why I feel it’s my place To bless this site magical Your final resting place
Ok Dont F@@@ing Read This
to all my wonderful friends and family .I am currently working on everyones pics,stash rating them all.Tonite i reached my limit on rating about I can comment.so I will be just commenting.Please let me know If I have missed you or i havent done you yet.I want to show my love to everyone.You have all been wonderful.just a note If you are on my friends list and i havent heard from you then you will be gone and I will no longer be a fan either.I am not doing this to be a bitch but enought is enough.To all those that have .LOVE YOU ALL
If You Would Like To Have Some Fun
Hello my name is Amanda and I work for Pajama Parties. This is a company that is an in-home party plan featuring luxurious lotions, massage oils & gels, sensual bedroom accessories, lingerie and educational books. I'd like to meet anyone interested in BRINGING THEIR SEXY BACK! When we become girlfriends, wives and mothers we tend to forget that we are still women with beauty, desire and sensuality. We have needs and our partners have needs. A healthy sensual life can help to relieve a lot of our daily stresses and keep us happier, and it's very important to take care of our sensual lives by keeping the Passion in the Bedroom - and I have some products that can help. I get paid to inspire women and I LOVE IT! Every time I leave for work I end up at a party! My shows are done with TASTE, CLASS and SENSITIVITY to the audience. I help to BRING YOUR SEXY BACK! If you are interested in having a Party.. don't be shy. Email and I will give your more info - confidentially. I would love
Violet Wand
Violet Wand One of the safer electrical devices used in S&M play is the violet wand. Violet wands are definitely one of the most desirable toys available. They are incredibly versatile, providing many different levels of intensity, technique and sensations. They can provide an incredible range of sensations, from lush tingles to sharp shocks to simulating the feelings of burning and cutting. You will be limited only by your imagination. Statistically, violet wands are the safest electrical sex toy next to vibrators, and you can do a whole lot more with them. They pretty much feel like a jolt of static electricity and the spark jumps to your skin. But violet wands are adjustable, so it can go from erotic tingles that feel like you are in an alka-seltzer bath, with the sparks fizzing lushly over your skin, all the way up to sharp shocks. There is a wide range of physical sensations you can achieve, depending on the setting, technique used and accessories, so they can feel like soft bu
Friendship Quotes #3
Friendship Quote # 3 Friends are like credit cards, we need them forever... - Dorothy Taylor
Friendship Quotes #8
Friendship Quote # 8 Parents start you off on life but friends get you through it. - Dee Chou -
Family Pic Contest Come And Join.....
~~ Okay I'm doing a Family Contest ~~ What I want is a family pic like parents with kids or grandpraents with grandkids a family photo. Winners will get both gifts again.....1 VIP gift and 1 VIC gift. 1st Family is...... with 1 comments 2nd Family is..... with 1 comments 3rd Family is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins. Rates breaks ties. Send me your pic in my inbox and i'll add you to the contest! Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will run 2/9 thur 2/16 thanks maria Click on pic to enter! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Ummm...
This is taking alot of getting use to right now! Almost overwhelming with all the stuff on here lol ummmmmm...... I cant wait to move to VA ASAP!!!!!!! Need to get the damn money saved up first though! WEEEE... ok so I think I am done...
Since It's Nearly Valentine's...a Poem
Rings My salt tears cause A reflection to be broken Like my heart crying out The ripples are a token Outwards they travel As do my cries Never reaching anywhere And so the cry dies Let the ripple in the water Reach the edge of the pond And the cries from my soul Will reach you and beyond Hosted by CherryTagz.com
Please Im Begging!!!!
For those of you that havent please!!! Rate this pic! Time is running out!!!
Dead Flower
Cryptic images running through her head Sadistic tones in the words he said Cuts of anger spread down her leg Now she lays there with nothing left to dread Puddles of her blood form upon the floor Hurt and anger she can no longer ignore Through life she dealt with all those words of hate Just to wake up each morning with a life she contemplates Sinister thoughts deep down in her heart A shaky hand guides the razor as it tears her skin apart Smiling through tears as she causes her body harm, A stream of crimson trails down her ivory arm Softly she whispers to herself in the dead of night "See you finally accomplished something right.." A simple girls life had secrets never to be told As shallow breaths come from a body that slowly grows cold.
Cookie Face
Cookie Jar Cookie Butter Cookie Marshmellows Cookie Dough Cookie Umm thats about it Muahahaha
Slavegirl's Body Affirmations
slave’s Face exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, For him to kiss, for him to cum on, for him to stroke slave’s Hair exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, for him to pull on, For him to lead slave by, For him to pull as he cums in me slave’s Eyes exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, so slave can watch him, so slave can stare at what he demands slave’s Nose exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, To smell his scent, to press into his stomach while I suck his cock slave’s Mouth exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, For him to kiss, for him to cum in, so slave can suck his cock, to receive his gag slave’s Ears exists for Master's pleasure To Hear his commands, to nibble on, To make his slave squirm using his tongue within slave’s Cheeks exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, for him to cum on, to rub his cock against slave’s Neck exists for Master's pleasure
I Just Got Hurt Again
thanks alot for hurting me i am very sick with a bad cold and my throught hurt so bad so i am upset cause i just got hurt again and i am cring and my throught hurts so bad Brenda
Replacement Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,..... namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Just Added
IN THE ABOUT ME SECTION ON MY PAGE I ADDED A GUESTBOOK MAP PLEASE GO ADD YOURSELF TO IT..I APPRECIATE IT !! XOXOX love text
New Job.
so i got a new job today. at a car dealership. do you KNOW how depressing it will be to take the bus to work at a car dealership? ugh.
Productivly Drunk
Productively Drunk sometimes when nothing rhymes. And your bent and battered, from the stress of life. When you seem to be loosing inspite of if fighting the good fight. When no answer is furnished, by intellects might. When the hallway is closed. AT both ends. No way out, and no way in. The only option. When laying on the bottom. Is to get well and truly. to the point of unruly. Productively drunk. Unabashedly skunked, Completely, and totally fucked It didn't solve a thang . And sunlight brings pain. For the yesterdays sin. But id do it again. Because, Sometimes. The only relief, From life's grief. IS to get, thoroughly, un-regrettably. Productively. DRUNK
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In Need For More Comments And Ratings
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Amazed
Night falls, passions ignite. Orgasmic pleasures await me tonight. Slowly he removes my shirt. Begins to nibble, lick, kiss my neck. As his hand runs under my skirt. Fingering me gently at first, then fast and hard. Scratching the vinyl of the backseat of his car. Slowly he enters me, I take every inch of him. Moans escape, the hunger coursing through my body so intense. Losing all control my head falls back, eyes closed. My mouth opened slightly, his name softly spoke. My back arching as ecstasy takes its hold. Faster, harder, longer, more. He takes me as no man has before. Ramming me, pounding me, making me scream; taking me as I've only dreamed. Thrusting harder he sends me beyond anything I've experienced before. Thrashing, orgasmic pleasures filling me to the core. I float back down to earth, still trembling, I stare into his eyes... simply amazed.
My First Contest!!!
Fuck
I FUCKING HATE MY BOYFRIEND...HE NEEDS TO JUMP OUT MY 3 STORY WINDOW. IM GOING TO LAY DOWN GOOD DAY :)
Embracing The Darkness ...
Embracing The Darkness ... I'm slipping in to the darkness Losing myself in the shadows Running from the pain Hiding from the heartbreak Lost within my thoughts Drifting out of reach Watching my world crumble Crashing down right before my eyes The tears began to fall The feeling of betrayl sneaks in The loneliness consumes my heart My soul gets lost within the pain & confusion Love so far out of reach, there's no going back Lost within the darkness Standing alone in the shadows My tear stained face searching the night My cries for help falling on deaf ears No one noticing, no one caring People passing by without a second glance Lost within my pain deep inside my heart Feeling so empty without my soul Looking for a way out Only to see I'm slipping further in No more fighting to believe Resigning to my biggest fear Knowing, being alone, was ment for me I've no more trust, been hurt too much I know it's unfair to others But good Lord I've lost so much I can
As Long As You Come To Me....
I don't mind where you come from As long as you come to me I don't like illusions I can't see Them clearly I don't care no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually What you'll do I don't mind... I don't care... As long as you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come And in between it always seems too long All of a sudden And I have the skill, yeah I have the will To breathe you in while I can However long you stay Is all that I am I don't mind... I don't care... As long as you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all o
Boyfriend
I Think Im Leaving Him. I'm Really Starting To See What A Rotten Person He Is.
Starting And Ending Dates..
the sexiest man w/o a shirt contest will start on feb 11th at 12pm Central Time. this contest will run 7 days and will end on Feb. 18th at 12 am...please dont forget to comment bomb and promote ur own contest... ill send u all ur link and u take care of ur own.. good luck to all ~sarah
Saturday, A Moms Nite!!!
day off ya right?? i did a full week, and then a weekend off, YA RIGHTTTTT!!!!! i did so much housework!!! but i am relaxed, and happy!!! have a great saturday nite all! this momma's sitting back and going with the flow!!! lol!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com
Wooot
Ok - So I reached my cherry goal of becoming a Cherry Rockstar. Now I can spend my time helping everyone else with stuff when I can.Anyways - I'm goin back to bed. Where I should have been an hour ago lol. Sweet Dreams
Saying What I Need To
[INTRO] I Know He Won't Always Keep Me Happy, But As Long As He Tries I Really Don't Care. [BODY] you say so many things that you love me that you care that the feelings i have we share you say so many things but it's my turn to talk i want you to know i love you i want you to know i care know that no matter what i'll always be there you're there for me && you always have been I'm here for you && i always will be I Hope you'll always be mine I'll love you as long as the stars in the sky shine you're not perfect but thats okay You are my fallen angel && i love you nite && day Only Once Before you had i seen so clearly through my broken view How could you love a girl like me?? how can it be me that you see?? when you look in my eyes can you see the pain?? Can you see all the past blood go down the drain?? Can you see all the hurt from past years?? Can you see all my terrible fears?? All my flaws && my insecurity?? Do You think that we're
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Sweet Valentine (poem)
Our lives our blessed with romance This day I won't miss my chance To show you all of my love And give you kisses and hugs I'll give gifts to show I care Surprise you with teddy bears We'll share some heart shaped candy Send you a card that's dandy Cause this is our special day So I really want to say That I want you to be mine I love you sweet valentine * feel free to give this to your Valentine :)
Girls R Us
i don't want to grow up i'm a girls-r-us kids a million miles of girls are there for us to play with there red ones, blonde ones, brunette ones too oh boy, what joy i want to be a girls-r-us boy
Wow! My First Blog!
So. This is the part where I post nude pictures and sexotic stuff right? Man you are in for a let down... I don't do that shit... You can wish I did, you can hope I do.. but it just ain't happening.... I know what I can do for you though... Tell you about my "fetish" Okay so it's not a fetish.. it's more like total lunacy in a camera.... You know what? I'm just gonna show you.... what better way to find out right? My Left Foot! It's a sick obsession really... I'm trying to grow out of it.... I'm trying to cure it.... You can see that I've posted one picture with my right foot in it.... Sure it's off to the side and all... but it's a start right? I'll get better someday.... hopefully soon.... but for the sake of my left foot.... I'm hoping.... not too soon... That is all Katelynn
Ok Yeah...
OK. So last night, I had this dream that I dyed my hair light pink with purple streaks. In my dream, I loved it, and my mom hated it. My two fav things in the world! I also had this wig. It was dark pink with blue streaks. It was kinda weird. I put the wig on and was asking what people thought with my hair like that. Most loved it, a few hated it. Then I'd wip it off and revel the lighter colors my hair actually was now, and they'd either be plesently surprised or alost have a heart attack. I also remember swiming in the dream. And I was at this hotel that often appears in my dreams. I don't think it actually exists, but in my dream world, it reappears often. It's not actually that great of a hotel. Kinda crappy actually. One side doesn't even have an elevator, just a tall ass ladder. Anyway. I was bored so I thought I'd share...
My Seductive Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Are You A Good Kisser ???
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Ask. I Tell.
Everyone wonder's how us military wive's do this job of our's. You all ask if it is hard, easy, depressing, etc. Well, I'll tell you. It is a hard life, but we don't mind it. We don't mind it, because we are use to it. We knew what our husbands/wives did, before we married them. It's not an easy task. We wonder, worry, and pray every day and night for their safe return home. Nothing in our lives is easy, and everyone has to see that. Especially if you were a military brat! It become's depressing, because you never know when your getting that phone call, or that knock on your door. You never know how your conversation is going to be. You never know if your going to cry on the phone with the one you love because you want him or her home. I am not saying my life with my husband is 100% perfect. Because it isn't. No one's is. That is all part of the military. Our men and women are always going to be thinking of stupid shit, and wonder if it is true or not. Some people have also asked m
Come Vote And Leave Comment
Today is the last day for the best looking cock contest please g to my photos under big Daddy album and cote and leave comment trying to hit 100 comments
Oregon
Yuh Got to Love Them Oregonians > > > John the owner of a golf course in Oregon was confused >about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary, Carol, for >some mathematical help. He called Carol into his office and said, "You >graduated from the University of Oregon, and I need some help. If I were >to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" > Carol thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." > >You gotta love those women from Oregon >============================================== > > A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired >off in twos for the day. > That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone, >staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. > "Where's Wade?" the others asked. > "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles >back up the trail," the successful Steve replied. > "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they >inquired. > "A tough call," nodded
Stalkers Kinda Suck....
So if You keep looking at my fucking page,than get a fucking life bitch. KThkx
Inuendos.
Post some inuendos in comments. (For the people who don't know what an inuendo is, it's taking a normal phrase and make it sound really dirty and sexual. ex: "I'd love to give your dog a bone.")
Movie Reviews Lol
We have watched a few movies in the last week or so: The Marine: This was a really good movie. John Cena did a great job -- as well as his own stunts. There are a few comical parts in the movie. Overall, it was good. Employee of the Month: This was more of a romantic comedy than a comedy. It wasn't as funny as we'd thought it would be. Not a bad movie though. Feast: Here's one for those of you who like blood and gore, as long as you don't mind hungry monsters who are also very horny. LOL. The movie made no sense -- the monsters were just there -- no idea where the came from or how they came to be. Yes, it was more funny than scary.
Sex
have you ever really thought about it,I mean,just the word "sex"personally I don't even like the word but does not mean I do not enjoy it,sex/love makes people or breaks people.sex is just sex when said like this,a piece of ass,with no feelings or emotions involved.I Rather prefer the term of "making love" as opposed to sex.wouldnt you rather make love??? than just sex,so next time you hear someone use the word sex,stop and listen,and think and maybe you can find an more appropriate term than sex.
Sunshines First Blog
New to this if you have any hints of advice for me just let me know so i can figure this shit out im so confused lol this thing is crazy!
I Believe Its Monday
I believe its monday... Good morning people. Ever heard of the studio tan? It's the suntan that you don't get when you are in the recording studio all the time!! You can tell the guys who are 'in the studio' cos they start to get this translucent white color!! I think I'm getting a studio tan! Today is another day of writing. I'm also working on putting some finishing touches on a V-Blog that i've been promising for like 4-ever! I'm going to try to start making them a weekly thing. But don't hold me to that but I'll try.... Also here are some answers to e-mails that we have been getting. We are have some mail problems again but I told it will be fixed soon. Stacy- LA shows for LSR will be happening soon. Jay - If "BDM" starts to do well at radio we will most likely film a video for it. When that happens if we need extras I'll send something out on myspace. It would be great to have some of our friends on here in the video. Jezzi - Great question! My favourite book would
Love Is Magic
Love is just like Magic... ...Magic, is just an illusion
Who's The Sick Twist?
I keep seeing pictures of cats all colored up with paint/ WTF, is that all about??
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I hate waiting for my phone to ring.
Look I"m Bored Someone Call Me...lol
this is no jk..this is my number....541-733-0560...I dont care who you are just say who you are and if your on my friends list then call me lol..I dont care
Religion
Call On Me! Current mood: Blessed Category: Blessed Religion and Philosophy When the world gets You down, Know that I am always around. Just call on My Name, and feel My Loving arms around You. When deep in the Vally and can't see the way out, just call out My Name, then reach up for My hand, for It will be there for You to hold, as I guide the way out. When You have been Blessed, with Rich's and Health, call out My name with Praise, For I am Your Father, I will be with You, threw Vally's and Hills and Blessing galour. With every step You take, along the path of life, I will be beside You, to help guide the way, threw good times and bad, for the rest of Your days. For no matter what, I will Always Love You, You are My children, one and all, sing out my praise's threw it all. written by, ~Cheryl~
St Valentines Day ( Continued)
both young and old.can demonstrate their special love and shout it to the world.The giving of a gift such as a single rose,sweet gold or silver heart or a ring of love is a symbol of that great affection to one another for the whole world to see. Romance is in the air,Love is such a Wonderful thing. LET US CELEBRATE WITH IT ALL THE JOY AND HAPPINESS IT DESERVES IN THE WORDS OF THE SONG " LOVE IS ALL WE NEED "
Irritated With Men!!
So for almost a year now I have pt up with constantly being second best to a friggin race car and finally i said ENOUGH and broke up with my boyfriend. the day before valentines day even and just 2 weeks away from our one year anniversary. I kept telling myself that after the novelty of the new car wore off things would get better....then he went out and bought a new race car and loved that one even more!! So i am the one that broke up with him but yet i am the one crying and feeling shitty...he didnt even try to argue with me or ask me to stay!! talk about amking me feel even better!!! ( drips with sarcasm there ) I just want to bitch bear with me!! Before that I was married to bruce for about 3 1/2 years and he and i realized that we work so much better as friends! I am seriously thinking about joining a convent so i dont have to deal with the pains of teh heart anymore!!
Masked Angel
Masked Angel I am the Masked Angel,for I will never reveal my face. On the wings of a white dove is my place. Sent from Heaven with a white gown trimmed in gold, my mission on Earth only Heaven knows. Above the clouds on my dove I will fly, as I look down on Earth I see many cry. I will come back for my calling is near, I can hear there songs ringing in my ears. I shall return to you one day, all you have to do is watch and pray. For I am the Masked Angel hear my call, "I will be back to save you all." Kelly Whitehead Copyright ©2007 Kelly Whitehead
The Genie
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. so... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed,
Funny,....
I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard Walgreens has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried. Oh yeah there is one more thing i forgot to tell you....I'm on the wrong damn page sorry [send this to 10 of your friends to make them laugh]
Hello From David
Hi everyone! A lot has been going on , BTW: forgive the lack of content as I will be starting to roll out all kinds of things, but in the mean time I wanted to ask all of you what you would like to hear & see from us. In the coming weeks you'll start to see V-blogs ,podcasts as well as live clips start to appear on this site as well as myspace. We have had a busy week writing and recording as well as a couple shows. Also thank you for ALL the feedback for the different versions of "BDM". We got around 500 e-mails in the 1st day plus a bunch of comments. As you may or may not know based on your feedback thats the version that will get played on radio. love david
Sexiest Piercing Contest...
show me some love and bomb the hell outta my pic!! a gift to everyone who gives 100 bombs. :DD thank you!! muuuah!
Joke3
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately. He was in a six-man ward rather than a private room, his meals were too cold or not served to suit his taste, the light needed to be adjusted to his demands, the nighttime activities interfered with his rest... and on, and on. One afternoon an orderly entered the room. "Time to take your temperature, General." After growling at the orderly, the general opened his mouth to accept the thermometer. "Sorry, General, but for this test we need your temperature from the other end." A whole new barrage of verbal abuse followed, but the orderly was insistent that a rectal temperature was what the test called for. The general at last rolled over, bared his rear, and allowed the orderly to proceed. The orderly then
Joke4
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long"! The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket. "He also said he wants to screw me all night long"!! By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table. "He said he wants to drink beer from my pussy all night"!!! The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer. His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table. The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, - but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer"!
Joke9
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds around the rest of the jail, they get to the cafeteria. In one corner, he sees a group of elderly men laughing hysterically. Interested, he watches them while the older warden gets his food. One of the men shouts out "63!" and the entire table bursts out laughing. The new warden is totally baffled by the behavior of them. "74!", again a chorus of guffaws ring out. The old warden comes back to the table where the new warden sits staring, and the new warden asks "What are those elderly men doing." The old warden smirks, and says, "Oh, those are the life timers. They've been in here so long, they just number their jokes." Meanwhile another one calls out "2!". Nobody laughs. The new warden leans over and asks, "What happened?" To this the old warden replied, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
Breathe Easy
I can breathe easy now about Linguistics! My mentor (one of three that is) got my email and emailed me back. Thank God she knows me well enough to know that I wouldnt miss class unless something happened. She was completely understand and was happy to hear from me! Yay!!! So, I'm good to go for Thursday! Now the only class I have to worry about is Fridays Math, but even then, I dont have too much to worry about since I'll be getting help. I think this semester is finally going to be okay!
The Last Poem (not) But Styll Thats What Its Called So Deal With It Lol
THE LAST POEM (NOT) BUT STYLL THATS WHAT ITS CALLED SO DEAL WITH IT LOL In a little home, all alone; there once lived a girl,beautiful, five feet seven, her hairs had lovely curls.She loved a guy, more than she ever loved her life,and waited for the day to be recognized as his wife.She treated him like a gift sent from heavens above,& often said, he taught her the real meaning of love.She longed to be in his arms and hold onto his hand,he was everything to her - a lover and a best friend.He also loved that girl from the bottom of his heart,he had a strong belief, that none can do them part.Only obstacle he had was, he was too far from her,maybe 530 miles, I'm unsure what the numbers were.At times she talked to him about one of her friends,said he's the one on whom she can always depend.He asked her, "Oh! Well, then who am I to you???"She replied "You've made my dreams come true.You're the one whom I think of all day and night,you've filled my life with the happiness and delight.W
Im Online
HEY EVERYONE THAT ONLINE TONIGHT IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME IM ONLINE AND WILL TALK TO YOU HIT ME UP
Meaningless Drivel
I'll probably use this blog for meaningless drivel, so you can find more out about me. So I was home today, due to the weather, and decided to do some cooking. I had this recipe for a great dessert. I started getting out the ingredients, and came up with this amazing plan. In my cupboard I have 20 some little tiny plastic containers (some people call it Tupperware, but that would be a trademark violation). I never use them. They came with sets of other, more useful containers. But I hate to throw them away. I finally figured out what they were good for. Holding ingredients! I measured everything out, and put them in these containers and set them on the counter. Then, when I went to start cooking, I wasn't futzing around measuring stuff on the go. I also didn't have a million soup bowls with ingredients in them. Having everything measured out is pretty important when you're doing things like melting sugar, heating up butter, or doing stuff to specific times. Th
Xs And Os
No, I am not talking football or basketball...I am talking hugs and kisses. I may not always find myself alone on Valentine's Day, but this year it sure feels like it. I don't know how things work out that way, but this year it is bothering me. So in an effort not to think about that I thought I'd think about the men that have been in my life and what I learned from them. In no particular order...and without any names to protect the innocent, or whores as it may be! RH~my first. Older than me of course and receiver of my virginity at the young age of 14. Too young to know what 'real' love was I was found myself infatuated with a male whore and never had the courage to get out of that relationship because I thought my reputation was as tainted as he was. We almost had a child together but I'm thankful for unlucky accidents. What I learned from him was: if it smells like shit, its probably shit. And he made me never trust another man fully again. AV~after the final release of
Brain Teaser
3 MEN GO INTO A HOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30 SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25 SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27 ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
Dedicated To My Daughter Star Rip
When children are littel valentines day is usually a big event in a family. Thenas they get older and everyone gets busier, it seems to loose some of it's importance. But when you have a daughter who grows up to be a woman just like you, valentines day it still just as importnant as it ever was. thats because it gives me an opportunity to tell you just how much you mean to me. It gives me the chance to thank you for all the thoughtful things you do and for all the times you go out of your way to show you care. and it gives me the chance to let you know just how much I love you. I miss you star, and love you very much R.I.P!
Oxymoron
Subject: Oxymoron's: (sounds like George Carlin snuck in there somewhere) 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is
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In Silence
In the candle's gentle glow, I lay with my head on your chest. Words go unspoken, and I hear nothing, Except the beat of your heart in the silence. And there's a notion that I get, As you idly stroke my hair, That time is crawling by, If only for us two here, Stopping completely as our eyes meet. Your eyes shine brighter now, And I see everything just for me. I wonder if you always knew somehow, That look could bring me to my knees. But no, I can't be that transparent. Though here in the fading twilight, I wonder if you can see right through me. Because now, I'm not hiding anything. With a peace I haven't known in years, I bare my soul for only you, Content just to have you here. The moon shines bright outside your window, Making ours a world apart. Your gentle smile puts me at ease, As I fall asleep to the beat of your heart.
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Kinda Pathetic
is it bad that all the "guys" on my friends list have no crushes on them but almost all of us have crushes on someone else? i know it only takes the showing of a bit of skin (yes that got me) to make it happen. wonder if i bitched in the bulletins if that would get me enough attention to get a chick or a *homo (they can have crushes too) to have a crush on me? *homo's please don't take offense at above comments i am just being a sarcastic jackass. although i do like the legislative action against the non-homos for shooting down your marriage chinga.
Cherrytap
WHY IS IT I CAN TYPE MESSAGES TO SOME MEMBERS BUT NOT OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Parent Left Behind
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) 1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT 3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33. 4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. 5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. 7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. 8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
Sexy Smile Contest !
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
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Ok so far this is like myspace with spice lol I like it so far just thought I would blog about that lol love peace and hair gress fuckers lol
Humm..i Actually Feel Like This Some Days
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives... By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!!!!!!
The Democrat Strategy On Iraq Is Finally Clear.
We've known all along that they want to cut and run before the job is done. But they've been afraid to confront President Bush directly. Today, Democrat Rep. John Murtha let slip what he and Nancy Pelosi really intend to do, and it is genuinely frightening. They call it their 'slow-bleed' plan. Instead of supporting the troops in Iraq, or simply bringing them home, the Democrats intend to gradually make it harder and harder for them to do their jobs. They will introduce riders onto bills to prevent certain units from deploying. They will try to limit the President's constitutional power to determine the length and number of deployments. They will attempt to keep the Pentagon from replacing troops who rotate out of Iraq. They may even try to limit how our troops operate by, for example, prohibiting our armed forces from creating and operating bases in Iraq. 'Slow-bleed' is exactly the right name for this incredibly irresponsible and dangerous strategy. Cutting and running is bad e
Another Riddle...lol
I saw a wonderful creature carrying Light plunder between its horns. Curved lamp of the air, cunningly formed, It fetched home its booty from the day's raid And plotted to build in its castle if it could, A night-chamber brightly adorned. Then over the east wall came another creature Well known to earth-dwellers. Wonderful as well, It seized back its booty and sent the plunderer home Like an unwilling wanderer. The wretch went west, Moved morosely and murderously on. Dust rose to the heavens, dew fell on earth-- Night moved on. Afterwards no one In the world knew where the wanderer had gone.
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Hunger
The world comes at you, and asks, "what do you want?" "What do you want?" It is rough to reply, you don't know. Love? Joy? Wealth? All these things seem possible, all these things are there. But want? Desire, for want of these things, seems like mere hunger, and desire for a non - animilastic nature, suggests better. Is it all hunger? am I merely a shark? Because I can be fed, and I can keep swimming, survival talented shark I am. Is this what defines me? I reject this, I reject hunger for the sake of hunger, I will forgo joy, if it is mere reaction, I will give up happiness, if it is only consumption. Let me always be ravenous.
What Is Your Icecream Flavor?
Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan! You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind! What is your Icecream Flavour? Find out at Go Quiz
Which Crystal Or Gemstone Best Represents You?
Which Crystal or Gemstone best represents you? Rose QuartzYou are the lovley Rose Quartz, Adonis the lover of Aphrodite, was attacked by Ares, god of war, in the form of a baor. Aphrodite rushed to save him and caught herself on a briar bush. Their mingled blood stained the white quartz pink. Zeus took pity on them and restored Adonis to Aphrodite for six months of the year. Thats why it is known as the stone of Love. It eases pain or tension, cuts or bruises. The incenses and oils are Vervain, echinacea, feverfew, gernaium, mugwort, strawberry and ylang ylang. The flowers for this is Apple blossom, daisy, lilac and rose.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Morph's...
damnit i want a morph.....can anybody out there in cherry land help me get a morph of my picture done!!!! This is a matter of life and death...actually not really, but it would nice to have!!!!
Ok, This Really Made Me Say Hmmmm...
So...I just wonder if this was a field trip or what? lol
Nursery Rhymes Updated
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stubborn
Overly stubborn people is very annoying. It feels like you talking to the wall so save your breath and moving on!
A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my
Survey
Food/Drink McDonalds or Burger King? Mickey D's Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi Sierra Mist or Sprite? Sierra Mist -- it has caffiene Dominos or Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut but we live next door to Dominos . . . Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? ,Fridays Pancakes or waffles? waffles Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeseburgers Meat or veggies? Veggies with Meat Vanilla or chocolate? cookie dough Clothing Abercrombie or Hollister? dunno i am a thrift store shopper Boxers or briefs? on me or him???? Collar: popped or regular? None Jeans or skirt? Skirt Sneakers or flip-flops? sneakers Music *NYSNC or Backstreet Boys? Ugghh Neither 50 Cent or 2pac? either 2Pac Country or rap? Rap but i do like some country Rob Thomas or Maroon 5? who? Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20? Goo Goo Dolls Definetly! Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;) What? The Other Sex Face or body? face Chest or heinie? Butt Hair: short or long? depends what it looks like Brunette or blonde? don't matter Can
Sexy Smile Contest
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 4th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 5th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
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People suck ♥ Seriously i don't get why people think they know it all, caus really they don't ♥ I smell all good though, just took a prettyful shower! ♥ Mhmm so how is everyone? Comments = ♥ Rate this blog please
Pandeism And Sexuality
The Sexuality of PanDeism I think I'm safe in saying that Religion and Sexuality generally don't mix.... when religion enters the picture, it's usually as a wet blanket, a dampener, providing a set of thuo-shalt-nots restricting sex to persons in the kind of relationship authorized by the church, and even restricting sex acts to those deemed "pleasing" to God (i.e. husband on submissive wife, penis-in-vagina missionary position, with the lights out, for the purposes of procreation).... Sadly, most conventional religions do not appear poised to lift themselves from the false dogma of sexual negativity -- certainly they are long way from accepting masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, homosexuality (for those who are so inclined), partner swapping, and all other activities consensually maximizing sexual variety, as the gifts from God in the way that PanDeism embraces these pleasures!! PanDeism may well be said to be the most sex-positive of all religious beliefs.... indeed, the sac
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The Story Of The Missippian (cherokee)
It’s dawn. You wake up thinking this is going to be a busy day. Relatives are coming-people from your mother’s clan, the Wolf clan. And today is the New Green Corn Festival. After months of dry cornmeal, you can already taste the season’s first ripe kernels bursting beneath your teeth. The new turtle shell rattles you made sound crisp and ready for the Green Corn Dance. But first you must greet this day as you greet every day. Your whole village gathers on the banks of the Oconaluftee. All enter the water, face east, and pray to the seven directions the four cardinal points, the sky, the earth, and the center or spirit. You give thanks for the new day, and wash away any feelings separating you from your family, neighbors, or the Creator. This is duyuktv ‘the right way,’ the Cherokee Way. When you visit Cherokee, North Carolina, you can almost imagine yourself living this way. Here, the same mountains where the Cherokees have maintained their traditions for generations surround yo
February 17, 2007: Remail
Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered. employee: "Jim isn't responding to my email requests to shut down the Hope Creek nuclear power plant before the East shore of New Jersey is a radioactive wasteland." boss: "Well, remail him. Maybe he's just busy."
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Who Wants To Win A Sexy Salute???
Only 387 Comments to go.. Whom ever get me the 15,000 comment tonight.. Wins a Sexy Salute or a Silver MotorCycle , which ever you want!! Make Sure you email me if you get it!!! and let me know you got me the 15,000 comment! Have Fun.. Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~
Life
Yeah well hummm life is going. Not great but getting better. Kinds sucks when people stab you in the back but yeah they think they own you well you got another thing comeing. And yeah life will move on BUT I have this to say to ANYONE that stabs me in the back in the future..... Watch your back because I belive in returning the favor. Oh and while your back there stabing me in the back do me one more favor KISS MY FUCKIN ASS And aim for the middle . I am tierd of beeing shit on my people and I have learned a little something If you don't put your foot down then you'll get stepped on first. Either put your foot down or UP there ass. But anyway I think I have bloen off enough stem for one blog.
Things To Think About.
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restau
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Bald Britney Gets New Tattoo In L.a.
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald. Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo — a pair of red and pink lips. "She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist." Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside. "She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up." The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab. Larry Rudolph, Spears' ma
Random Thoughts
sitting here thinking of you, wondering if this is real, what we feel. afrad its not, afraid its all a dream. what am i going ot do if it is? how willi cope. all alone again, no one there.who will want me, who will need me. Wanting to be with you, and not knowing how that will happen. lost. bored.scared.i guess ill find out soon enough......
Beating The System
The year was 1970. I had been drafted into the army and I was looking for a way to keep my ass out of Vietnam short of going to jail or trying to convince the military that I was queer. Stinnet was a country boy, from Kentucky I think. He was a quiet guy, sort of likable, and he always had a plug of tobacco in his cheek. After six weeks of basic training, he and I ended up in the same Advanced Individual Training platoon in the mortar squad. On the first day of AIT, we were sent for a preliminary coordination test to see if we could adjust the cant of the mortar tube by rotating a sleeve on the bi-pod while turning a crank with our right hand to zero in on a target. Unless you had some sort of severe brain dysfunction, it was a pretty simple test. After the test, each trainee went over to a desk where the Lieutenant would ask a series of questions. "You wanna to be a mortar man?" Of course, the answer was always, "No." Nobody in his right mind wanted to go into comba
Go To San Onofre, They Said. It's Great For Beginners They Said...
Go to San Onofre, they said. It's great for beginners they said.... ...Well I certainly beg to differ. "Old Mans, the spot for beginners and geezers. Perfect for longboarders with a mellow, mushy wave that breaks three to five hundred meters out. Yeah Fucking Right!!! Well in all fairness we never actually made it to Old Mans. There was a long line that wasn't moving and somehow we ended up in Trestles, also known as Lowers, otherwise known as a great spot for experienced surfers and not great for some noobs on their soft top long boards, as I later discovered after doing some research and talking to more seasoned surfers. Jonathan, Simea and I woke up at 7:00 am, left around 8:30 am, an hour and a half off schedule. After the longest drive of our lives, and claustraphobia, that started making me feel like a caged animal, we were finaly there. A Pair of GIGANTIC tits mark the entrance of SanO, the tits are the Nucular power plant that lies at the entrance of the state park
Aww Pinay Baby
Sex Revised
Sex Revised you kiss me softly in the hollow of my neck. Your lips send shivers down my spine making me want you making me w e t. I pull at your shirt And in a graceful rush we strip. staring... you at me I at you. I make my move. touch you where I know you like it. kiss you where I know you crave it. tease you where I know it aches. your hands run over my flesh. Every inch you know there is nothing left to explore. yet everything is new. You lay me down. The sheets feel fresh and smell clean. Your fingers move in rhythm with my breathing. Your tongue explores between my lips. You ask me to close my eyes. I hold my breath. I can hear everything. I can feel you near. And then there is nothing. nothing. nothing. complete and utter darkness, silence. I wait. I worry. I wimper I beg. I plead. I cry... silently. Inside its a miracle I explode. I feel you I gasp for air I've forgotten how to breathe.
That's Me In The Corner...
A little break from the slew of music that helps pass the time for me at least. Things have improved last time I reared my ugly head. I don't think I ever finished the last entry I attempted. It's hard to express myself right now because of all the apparent things bothering me, telling me to just shut up and get back to work. I live with these thoughts everyday, but I never bitch to anyone because misery loves company and it's too easy to whine about life. So, 3 years into college, just moved 3 hours away from lehigh valley campus to the main campus in state college and it has it's ups and downs. My roommates, whom I never met previously, like to party a lot which leaves me finding places to escape to study. I already failed my first chem test cause of it so let's get our shit in gear, mmk? In all honesty, it's my fault too cause I knew what I was getting into. I love to party like everyone else, but not when there's work to do. Unfortunately, I have to study twice as hard si
Dead
Dead is the feelings inside me, Nothing can make me believe, That everything will be okay, Just as if nothing happened the other day, Life was stricken from one I love, Now they fly around in the form of a dove, With tear filled eyes I stood, Endurring all that I knew I could, Untill I was broken like the rest, I know now no one is ever the best, So let me sleep with my loved kin, Fore I am the bastard son of sin.
What Is.......
What is truly ment by the word "LOVE"? There are so many different forms of love so how you decided between the two. Is "true love" when u can look at someone, know you want to spend the rest of ur life with them, no matter what they put you through or what "quercks" they have? Or is True Love just the IDEA of that? Love is a word that is thrown around so much in todays society that it loses its true meaning. Love is a word that has been removed from my vocabulary unless it is towards, my daughter, my mother, my father, and my closest friends who are like family. Remember when you use the word love, make sure you mean it. Dont just say it, cause u think it will make someone happy. Use it wisely. NEVER LIE, CHEAT, OR STEAL. but if you must lie, lye in the arms of the one you love that loves you back, if you must cheat, cheat death and live life to the fullest, and if you must steal, steal a monkey
Tbr
I've been trying to do some research on (moto) trail bike beginner racing. Adelanto Grand Prix has it. I'd qualify clear across the rule board ...except... I'm 6 years too old lol! How shitty is that?! I might contact the Vipers and ask them if they can lead me in the right direction because I KNOW we have other trail bike racing around here for all different ages. It'd be nice to race my Suzuki a little next year. I'm competitive as hell and appearantly my friends know it because they are just waiting for me to start racing. So, if anyone here knows where I can try to find some information let me know please! I have tried Google with no luck.
I Want To Thank You All....
Thanks to my friend scott for buying me the birthday blast...I loved it and met so many new friends, Seemed that 7 days went by sooo fast for me ..WAY TO FAST...I enjoyed the whole people coming to say hello to me it was fun and maybe sometime i will do it for myself...But again i want to thank all who came by and made me a new friend...I hope to keep up with all of you who did..>And my friends who have been there Thank you for coming by and wishing me a Happy Birthday on Valentines day...Thank you soo much!!
I Will Have Another You By Tommorrow.
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This Is Because Of The Whining And Bickering I Saw...
Unafraid 101
I lost the rules To this game But I still Recall how To play I just love you And hope You do the same I know that You want to But you still feel Restrained But you should Just do it Shatter those Chains That is how We begin Then react As things change Excuses are for The weak Fear is not An ally If this does Not last long Yes It may sting A bit Truthfully spoken It will most likely Hurt like shit But we’d have A reason The truth of Our tale We created our Garden To see what Shall grow And planted our Hearts Now we see How it goes
Nothing Less Than Everything
Nothing Less Than Everything Come Offer yourself to me Your all I will accept nothing less than everything Open your mind, your body to me Lay bare your deepest fantasies And I will take the task to hand I will urge you beyond the realms of your reality Having you abandon that which you have been told is immoral Seize the moment Revel in the pleasure of your body And as your mind screams for me not to stop You will not know who is inside of whom The pleasure of your giving as strong as my taking I will accept nothing less than everything Your all Offer yourself to me Come
"your Side Of The Stars"
Gazing up into the night of a star filled sky Visions of you are in my mind's eye For your love has touched my imagination With feelings of wonder and total fascination Looking up at the stars that I see Sets my mind in motion to wander free Free to wander places near and far As I love you through the stars Whether we are one or thousands of miles apart Through the stars I love you with all my heart Oh, how they glow like my thoughts of you When you look up you will see my love shining through And when you see them twinkling ever so bright Your heart will know I'm thinking of you tonight No matter where you may be, yes wherever you are My love will find you on your side of the stars
Come.....take My Eyes
Take My eyes That’s my gift To you my Love Take my eyes and see the Beauty you have missed The trees and the Flowers The skies the sun and the moon The stars shining through The window of Your soul Take my eyes and see the birds Soar through the blue clouds Of your heart Take my eyes and Drip a tear For the one that you love Take my eyes look deeply And you’ll see my Memories My hopes and dreams of what Your love and devotion Means to me Take my heart and feel the pain Feel the sadness deep inside that Burdens the weight in My soul Take my heart and feel the Happiness Birthed by the touch of your Hand and your lips upon Mine Take my soul Look deep into the window of Truth Blazing with eternal love A captive soul a Be
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To Las Vegas
I have an Buisness Meeting out in Vegas so I'm Leaving in the begining of March and I get back on the Third of March so I won't upload the pics till I get back just like the saying "What happens in Vegas. Stays in Vegas" Vash
For My Friends.
I cannot ease your aching heart, nor take your pain away; but let me BE YOUR FRIEND AND I WILL TRY TO COMFORT YOU IN MY OWN WAY, and you can trust and brace onto me, I will listen to your problems, give a little advice, or stay and talk with you today. I'll listen when you need to write or talk, I'll give you comfort in words AND PICS, help to dry or KEEP away your tears; I'll HELP YOU FORGET your worries when they come, and I'll help you face your fears with comfort. i promise to be a strong and faithful friend to all who're my friends.
A Kreative Thought... Downloading
Lately, the MPAA, RIAA, and various other organizations backed by a select few big ticket Hollywood actors have began a campaign against what they call “internet piracy”. Since they have made such a big thing about it, I thought they might want to know why the people download. First things first: it is just media. They are not killing people. There are real criminals, murderers and rapists, running the streets. There is also a war going on. People who download are not what is wrong with this world. They aren’t even in the top million of the worst types of criminals. Shoplifters are of a worse ilk then they are. Jaywalkers have more evil in their hearts. The old grandma who tries to sneak an extra item through the express lane is more malicious than folks who download. Despite what the MPAA and RIAA will tell you, it is a victimless “crime”. I have never seen a dead body in the street because someone downloaded the latest Family Guy episode. How many kids had to go without Christm
Our Relationship...
Pt.1 It started when i was 14yrs old. My father told me, "son, you're gonna see some crazy shit in highschool. Dont join a gang, dont fight over girls(or dumb shit...its highschool!!! EVERYTHING IS DUMBSHIT!!!), and dont do drugs on school property. "Come home and i will get you high." Well,he did. He taught me how to grow and cultivate, curring,short cropping,whatever. 87% of smokers say they dont smoke schwag-bullshit!!! i'm a pothead like Kobe Tai is a porn star. i dont like to smoke garbage but i will if i have no option. Hey, thanx 4 reading this!! more of this to come but i'm tryin' to get high now!!!!!later.........
Creators Of Day And Night
Shadows of night Who may bring the creators to life under the moon light sky’s For they may bring you out of your body to play in the darkest of nights for the moon light does not shine Shadows of day Where all the living come out to work and to play Who are the daylight creators who do all the work of the light From witch the sun heats them up or the rain cools them down Who are yet to awaken to the night creators whom Rome the night streets of the earth Date wrote 21-02-07 By Aj Rich
Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes !
Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a the
After Thought!
I FINALLY DECIDED WHAT MY TATTOO WILL BE A VAMPIER BITE I LOVE VAMPIERS SO ITS SEXY AND CRAZY .....WANTED SOMETHING DIFRENT AND NO ONE I KNOW HAS IT!!
Spring Cleaning
so i've begun that horrid task that i've noticed many other users going through. the deleting of useless friends. oh, how i regret adding anyone who requested, even without talking to them first. that's 450 so and sos i have to go back and delete now. sorry if you get cut!
Limits
sick of them
Arseholes
I am fucking sick to my back teeth of arseholes. With no fucking respect and no fucking clue! If there is any men out there that can hold a sensible conversation, without gratuitous sexual content, fuks sake add me as a friend! I need sanity!!! ARGHHHHHHH
If Your On My List Take A Look Plz!!
!!!!FAN ME!!!!! SEEMS THAT i Am FANN OF.. (310) BUT MY FANS (265) I HAVE (548) FRIENDS.AND (22) FAMILY MEMBERS..NOW I AM ASKING YOU IF YOU HAVENT FANNED ME PLZ DO SO THESE NUMBERS ARENT MATCHING UP IT ONLY TAKES ONE CLICK DONT BE SO LAZY.. ITS NOT LIKE I AM ASKING YOU TO RATE EVERY THING ON MY PROFILE..NOW GOOD MORNING CHERRY TAPPERS AND HAVE A HAPPY HUMPDAY! SMOOCHES LADY KAOS Lil Troy Wanna Be A Baller
What Famous People Think About Sex
" I believe sex is the most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing money can buy"-- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ n
My Nickname If I Joined The Army
Kids Say The Darnedest Things
My daughter is 12 years old. The other morning on the way to school, I was telling her about something I heard on the news. A teenage boy had died in a house fire, after going in three times to save the children in the home. I told her that was such a beautiful thing to do, to give your life for a child. She said, "Well, mommy, grown-ups are like that. Once you get to ADULTERY, you've pretty much lived your life." I'm thinking she hit the nail right on the head with that one! Christine
A True Friend....
A friend like you is hard to come by,because you truly are one of a kind.It's nice knowing I have..... A true friend I can count on to always think of what is best for me when I am not always so sure. A true friend who isn't afraid to express her opinion when she thinks I am wrong A true friend who whips up a quick pot of chicken soup and brings it over when your sick. A true friend who comes over and tidies up a mess because you had to leave in a hurry and didn't have the time. A true friend who takes you for a drive just to get away A true friend who is always there not just in good times but in the worst of times. A true friend who picks up ur child when it is raining so they don't catch a cold or get soaked. A true friend who out of the blue does something nice for you just to make you smile. Written by: Lesley.A.G Dedicated to: Helena
Around
Crying tonight doesn't help I don't feel nothing You never come around And I never sleep The silence keeps my awake Haven't touched my pipe Since last night Time to toke up I'm getting sober Such a god awful feeling The river runs red With the blood of mine Calloused hands scrape away The paint Uncovering a new layer A brand new life You get to this point Theres no one beside you What we lost here Is better off to be left alone No use in opening more This time I did myself in Never thought things Would get this bad Things should never Get this bad And its my fault I blame myself [If anyone had a heart, it wasn't you] For my mistakes The only thing In my life That I did right Laying stretched out On the bedroom floor My corpse is cold But I stand back But I stand back And to myself I realize Why you never come around I want you to know I'm sorry Sorry for hurting you I shouldn't have let Things get this bad
Check Them Out
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I Hate It, But Ti's So True. Lol!!!
John
I REALLY DONT LIKE MY BROTHER IN LAW HE JUST MOVED BACK HERE FROM FLORIDA AND HES ALREADY STARTING SHIT WITH EVER ONE HE TREID BREAKING UP HIS COUSINS MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE THE CHICK HES MARRIED TO SAYING THAT SHES A LOW LIFE AND WHAT NOT HE THINKS HES SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHEN IN FACT HES THE LOW LIFE HES MARRIED AND IS HAVING AFFARS LEFT AND RIGHT GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES HAD AND THEN HE LIKES TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE HE SAYS THAT IM FAT AND WHAT NOT BUT I THINK THATS ENOUGH BITCHING RIGHT NOW LOL
Uphoriaa My Band
Hello all i was just sending out my music to share let me know what you all think of my music if you care to listen to them if you have a myspace account and you can add me as well if you like and look for other names on my friends list look for the name killadoc productions which soon will be changed to cruiz productions add all my sites if ya like one is for a friend i made for him after he passed on his wish to me before he died was to have his music heard so im out to fulfill his death wish to have his music heard his band name was dreemwich so look for killadoc for dreemwich and give it a listen also listen to the song without your love and lonely child they rock the other page is just my reg cruiz3r page has all my production info on it ect but it wont open right now for im changing the name of my company and if you know anyone thats looking for a promoter ect please leave a message and add me i usually do the promos for free but for friends i will do promos for free unless its a
A Pampers Existence
Giving advice is easy. Sticking with folks, and continuing to try and help them is a little harder. You can flash a light on the path to even a perfect stranger. Just tell them what you feel is the best way to accomplish things. What they do with this guidance is up to them. I remember back, 10 years or so, I was having a conversation with my buddy Christy, who at the time was 2 ½. She was sitting on her training potty, and I spoke to her at length about how wonderful things would be if she would always use the bathroom instead of her pants. She looked me straight in the eyes during my entire monologue. I felt a connection. When I had finished, she leaned forward and hugged me. She truly appreciated the effort. During the embrace is when I received a moment of clarity. She loved me, and was glad I was there trying to help her, but she would continue to crap her pants until she remembered not to. And all the speeches and attempts to change her behavior would be mute points, because in t
Adult Jokes.
Adult Jokes. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.. Q.What is the difference betw
One Last Goodbye
My mind ponder on memories of you and me, My heart will cry theses tears you’ll never see. I’ll show them my wonderful smile, I’ll tell them I’m over my trials. Show them everything is okay, When really I regret the pain I feel everyday. I’ll pretend I have moved on, That our world we had is gone. When really the fire is only a spark, That will forever burn in my heart. I can tell you all I want that I’m fine, That this is only another day in my timeline. You have left behind scars, But I’ll move on to remember the stars. The ones that sparkled and shined in your eyes, The pain will always be in that last goodbye. But it will soon pass you, And you won’t remember what we went through. I will fade away like the sun in the sky, If not please at least try. You don’t need the pain or misery, Its not that important for you to shed tears over me. One day soon I’ll see you with another girl, And all I’ll be is another person in this mysterious worl
Sendin Some Luv
Staying Alive
I was once in this reserve (which will remain nameless) to realign a satellite dish. I stayed at the lodge that was the only one available. Ay about 11pm I hear people talking outdoors from my room. It sounded like 2 guys and a girl. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but the seemed to have a very lengthy conversation. I was the only person staying in the lodge, so it was a lot like a scene from 'The Shining'. I shut off the light to the hallway and snuck to each room to see if I could see anything out of the windows of each lodge room. I was too dark. My room was the last room at the end of the hall. I slowly made my way to the lobby and then into another hallway , which led to a room containing a mechanics/carpenters/plumberls work bench. Then I heard someone crawling through a window that wasn't locked. I grabbed a 2x4, but then I realized 'this guy could have a nail gun for all I know', so I made my way to the closest room which gave me a limited view of the lobby
February 23, 2007: Wagwan
Bastardization of "What's going on?" Wagwan my brotha
Passion With No Limit
Passion With No Limit Teasing lips and tantalizing eyes The sweetest face but a mind of lies You pull me close and kiss me sweet And speak of love as our eyes meet Is this a true love, one that's real? You touch me and my heart you steal My body aches for you to be close So you pull me near you as a toast As our souls do become as one with each other Our hearts start a fire that never will smother A passion hotter than the hottest flame A fire out of control with just us to blame
New World Order...world War Iii
"When the prophecies-within-prophecies are deciphered, the hidden timeline of World War III is revealed." In May 2005, members of the Italian National Library in Rome made an amazing discovery. Buried in their archives was an unknown manuscript written by the famed prophet Michel de Nostradame, or Nostradamus (1503-1566). This manuscript was handed down to his son and later donated to Pope Urban VIII. It did not surface again until now, almost four hundred years later. Using cutting-edge data mining techniques, Dr. Rathford sifted this complex word puzzle searching for significant patterns and relationships. Almost immediately, he came up with the predictive model known as The Nostradamus Code. When the prophecies-within-prophecies are deciphered, the hidden timeline of World War III is revealed. A sample of the new predictions include: A conflict between the US and Iran The next major terrorist attack on the US Osama Bin Laden The nuclear destruction of Rome ---
Love Is Like
Love is like an unsheathed sword. When two are trying to keep it bright, One pulls the grip, One holds the sharp blade tight Like it's the best reward. It's strange, But all can change. You are the one with the handle. And you will not pity your partner clenching cold steel. Even seeing his bleeding skin, you won't feel. Why? Don't you remember your hands on the blade? When there was no help, no mercy, no aid. Don't you remember your own pain, And your suffering in vain? You should have to remember. But it's like the old ember, From the fire of the gone passion, And your partner won't get your compassion.
Upon Her Skin.
I gaze upon the amazing beauty of her architecture and wonder if the candlelight is jealous when my lips join in that magical waltz upon her skin.
I Hope This Works I Should Be Live
Express Yourself LIVE
Scramble For Iraq's Oil Begins As Troops Start To Pull Out --bp, Shell, Exxon And Conocophillips Want To Enter Iraq
Scramble for Iraq's oil begins as troops start to pull out --BP, Shell, Exxon and ConocoPhillips want to enter Iraq 23 Feb 2007 We are about to find out if the invasion of Iraq really was a war for oil. The country is on the verge of Scramble for Iraq's oil begins as troops start to pull out --BP, Shell, Exxon and ConocoPhillips want to enter Iraq 23 Feb 2007 We are about to find out if the invasion of Iraq really was a war for oil. The country is on the verge of passing a petroleum law, which will set down rules for investing in its oil industry. That will set off a race among the foreign oil giants, scrambling for their slice of Iraq's vast oil riches.passing a petroleum law, which will set down rules for investing in its oil industry. That will set off a race among the foreign oil giants, scrambling for their slice of Iraq's vast oil riches. http://news.independent.co.uk/business/analysis_and_features/article2296884.ece
For My Sis, Lily
Sis; with every beat I pray you find yours!! I LOVE YOU !
This Should Be Remembered.
AIGHT, SEEN ALOT OF DRAMA ON HERE TODAY, BUNCH OF PEOPLE NOT FEELING WELL, OR HATING LIFE. SO HERE'S SOME MUSIC, AND I HOPE IT HELPS!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND OVERLY HAPPY.
The Descent
as the darkness descended, i knew that my time was running out. when the darkness closed in, i knew that i had lost. i can't take back yesterday, but i know in my heart that i did all i could. i can't take back the words, i'm not sure that i really want to i love you with all my heart, and i hope that one day, you could love me too. i feel the darkness closing in this is not love, i felt love once, is this hate? or is it death?
"how-to" Rant
With self-help books everywhere, one would think there would be a how-to book on mending a broken heart, or suviving the loss of a love. How about "How to Live after Rape?" No, of course not. Or "How to Glue Your Heart Back Together After The One You Love Shatters It" ?. Nah. Just "How to Build a Bridge" and "How to Mend a Fence." How about one entitled "How to Fix Your Life" ?
Trust
I close my eyes You hold out Your hand to me After a few tries I open my eyes dance with me You say to me Neither question, Nor command. My heart fills With such trust And tender love. I reach for you Slowly, afraid you Might vanish. Your solid hand Never wavering Ever present, visible Grips onto mine Pulling me to my feet And holding me So close to you Bodies connecting I am now home And we are one.
Gothic Lolita - Emilie Autumn
How old are you? I'm older than you'll ever be I've been dead a thousand years And lived only two or three I don't mind telling you My life was ended by your hand The kind of murder where nobody dies But I don't suppose you'd understand Call off the search We've found her If I am Lolita Then you are a criminal And you should be killed By an army of little girls The law won't arrest you The world won't detest you You never did anything Any man wouldn't do I'm Gothic Lolita And you are a criminal I'm not even legal I'm just a dead little girl But ruffles and laces And candy sweet faces Directed your furtive hand I perfectly understand So it's my fault? No, Gothic Lolita Thank you, kind sirs You've made me what I am today A bundle of broken nerves A mouthful of words I'm still afraid to say I don't mind telling you Now that I'm old enough to love I couldn't begin to even if My pretty life depended on it And funny thing, it does Call off the search
Cutest Dog Contest!
C Diddy is entering his 1st ever CT Contest! This contest is for the Cutest Dog! Please help mine win by rating and commenting! I think She'll be very thankful and happy that you did! Click the pic of Suzie Q below to show her some CT Love!
My Pet In Contest
A Joke Chris Said To Me
Ok so after I cooked dinner chris came upstairs while I folded laundry and said mama i gotta joke for you, and I said ok. and he says to me knock knock,and You have to reply with who's there. so he said knock knock again and I replied again and this went on about 5 mins, and he then said mom and I said yes, and after the final who's there he said I love you for putting up with my knock knock jokes. It was very cute. and then I had to put one of my long sleeve shirts on him and tie the arms around him like a mini straight jacket and tickle torture him. and said nooooooooo more knock knock jokes today, so then the lil shit said ma..maa..guesss what and i said... im guessing your gonna run before the claw comes out to tickle torture you again :D when he was a baby.....
Sharing My Thoughts On "cheating"
Okay...here are my thoughts on "cheating" and I know that a lot of people will not agree with me because most people are brought up to believe that you are meant for ONE person and ONE person only. I was brought up this way. I firmly believed this for a long time. However, I have changed my mind... I believe that people have desires/needs/cravings and that these things need to be attended to in order to keep the happiness. Obviously you need to be with a person that believes the same thing or your relationship will never last and eventually turn to complete shit. But let me tell you...if YOU love this person you are with...and YOU see that this person is not getting what he/she wants and/or needs from you...why wouldn't YOU want to give them what makes them happy? It doesn't mean that he/she thinks any less of YOU...they wouldn't be with YOU if they didn't love YOU. It has nothing to do with love really...they know who they want to come home to every night. They know who
Wonderful World Of Makeovers
So I decided to highlight my hair, well I am licensed to do so, but being sunday and being very annoyed i bought a good over the counter highlighting kit..... we shall call it verbal assences lol shush. now for those who know me know i have blood red hair not like blood when it hits air like dark bloody color it took many attempts to make this color my own. so i do as the box says now it says the contents are bright blue so u can see where it is on your hair but u wont see results till u wipe off the blue okay fine. i waited the 25 min u should (30 but whos counting) rinsed to only find I know have this wretched color in my hair not only is it not the color on the box but its just not what i was going for now should i contact the company and bugg out on them for having a crap product (because obviously the coloring was not packaged right) or the store i got it from?? who knows but now instead of cool blonde (light blonde) highlights i have red stripes that resemble my friend eds natu
False
False though she be to me and love, I'll ne'er pursue revenge; For still the charmer I approve, Though I deplore her change. In hours of bliss we oft have met; They could not always last; And though the present I regret, I'm grateful for the past.
Fuck
TOO ALL OF THOSE WHO DO NOT WORK !!! IF YOUR HEALTHY AND JUST WANT TO STAY AT HOME, FINE ...BUT GET A PART TIME JOB IT DRIVES YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER INSANE TO GO TO WORK AND KNOWING THAT UR SITTIN ON UR ASS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING !!! SO, GET UP AND GET A JOB !!! FUCK, IM TIRED OF WORKING AND I STILL HAVE NOTHING BUT THATS HOW I AFFORD TO GO OUT AND DO FUCKIN THINGS AND HAVE FUN!!!! AND ALL MY VACATIONS THAT IM ABLE TO TAKE GET A FUCKIN JOB !!!!
Gonna Shoot My Computer!
Well after having a lovely weekend w/my best bud that I have known since 4th grade I come home unable to turn on my barely over one year old Compaq Presario. Did all the troubleshooting to no avail. Had to hook up old Dell in order to get online and am only able to upgrade to certain versions of IE, flash, media player, etc., so not everything on CT is working for me which included the little cherries to rate someone. I also don't have yahoo messenger or iTunes so I can't update my iPod which REALLY infuriates me!!!! Just want everyone to know as don't know how serious an issue this will be and how long I'll be out of pocket on yahoo. I can comment folks but no rates but if you are a true friend..that shouldn't matter anyway! KWIM? If there are any wonderful computer gurus out there with any pearls of wisdom I am all ears!!! I am also posting this as bulletin. Hugs, Lavendyr
You're Invited!!!!
YA'LL.. HELP ME OUT!! CONTEST RUNS THRU MARCH 6TH, I'D LOVE TO WIN A BLAST!!!!! hahah.. is this cute or WHAT?!?!? YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!! WHAT: KILLER BLUE EYEZ CONTEST (COMMENT BOMB ME, PLEASE!!!) WHEN: NOW THRU MARCH 6TH WHERE: JUST CLICK ON THIS PIC, AND YOU'LL BE THERE RSVP: NO NEED!!! JUST COMMENT BOMB ME, AND PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
Pornnnnn
It's like a drug, I can't get enough of it!! I'd love to make my own some time.
Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Ben Afleck Loses...sweet
wow wat a cool add. Ben Afleck Loses - Watch the top videos of the week here
Wanna Trade?
ok ive had alot of people beggin me and askin me if i have naughtier pics.. well this is ur chance to see one of those. for everyone that can send me a naughty story that turns me on..to deadlycherryangel@yahoo.com along with their email address will recieve a pic. it has to be a story U wrote.. not one u found someplace online or in a mag. if u think this is a good trade then send away. i look forward to hearing ur stories. (hint: include details and make it believeable)
Be Real Not Fake
Create your own message at BlingyBlob.com
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Why
Why did you hurt me so Why is it fair? Why did i bother loving you when it really wasnt there. Now i am away , a soldier fighting a war And you decide to show your true form what you really are. You used me abused me. Lied to my face you lied to my family You lied to yours Mom cried because of what you are doing. I hope you are happy, being with him, i hope he hurts you like you have me. Karma can be funny that way. It doesnt really care, it will hit you like a ton of bricks when you least expect. You'll deserve that i promise you, Because bitch... Karma bites back
Bowl Full Of Food
i walk by the bowland check the bowl everyday,but its still full,reminding me its been days since you left,its not the first time,youve always been a whore,but this is the longest,hard part is not knowing,wondering if a sweet old lady took you in,or if you just didnt make it across the street on time?tried to make you stay in ,but you love you freedom,how could i deny that,but i thinkthat day has come your not comin back , i miss you
Im In A Contest
come help me out lol i always lose anyways
Edge Of A Broken Heart - Vixen
I can't believe I could've been so blind, but love is strange I thought about it for a long long time, but the truth remains I don't need another lonely night to dry my tears The answer's plain as black and white, and I can see the picture very clear I been living on the edge of a broken heart I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna crawl I been living on the edge of a broken heart Don't you wonder why I gotta say goodbye It isn't like you never had the chance to change your tune Did you think that I'm a dime a dance, well the dance is through I been doing things your way too long, but baby that's over (baby that's over) It won't be easy, but I gotta be strong And if I wanna cry I don't need your shoulder I'll find someone else who's nothing like you And who can play the game as well And you're gonna be sorry baby - when it's over I been doing things your way too long, baby that's over (baby that's over) It won't be easy, but I've got to be
Love
L.O.V.E M.E
Love Poem
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.
Looky Look
$$$$$$$$ ENDS TOMORROW(WED. 12 MIDNITE EST)$$$$$$ *** SEXIEST PLAYMATE CONTEST ENDS 2/28 *** GO SHOW YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE LUV !! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED !!! ~~STARTS FEB.16 1 PM EST AND WILL END FEB.28 MIDNIGHT EST ~~ ** DURING HAPPY HOUR YOU CAN MAKE ALOT OF POINTS ** MR. JANUARY.. I.D.G.A.F. MR.FEBRUARY..ARTISAN69(LARRY) MIZZ MARCH..VENUS(SAXXY) MR.APRIL .. DJ LOONEY MR.MAY.. THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER MR.JUNE.. BEN DOVER MIZZ JULY.. MARIA MR.AUGUST..HANDICAP MIKE MIZZ SEPTEMBER..TATTOOGIRL MIZZ OCTOBER..HONEY MR.NOVEMBER.. HSTREET MR.DECEMBER... TIGER
F This
FUCK THIS LIFE I AM DONE!!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT ME ANYWAYS!!! I GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE WELL ITS TIME TO TAKE!!! AND WITH THIS I SAY GOOD BYE!!!
Plato
A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men. Plato All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. Plato All things will be produced in superior quantity and quality, and with greater ease, when each man works at a single occupation, in accordance with his natural gifts, and at the right moment, without meddling with anything else. Plato Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good, You cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation. Plato At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. Plato Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. Plato Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. Plato Courage is a kind of salvation. Plato Courage i
My Sex Survey!!!
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on the mood.. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Why not both.. best of both worlds.. How often do you like to have sex?: As much as I can.. Is sex a top priority for you?: Not alwaysDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: I love watching his/her faceHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Ewies.. never.. Gotta be safe about it at least.. How do you feel about one night stands?: Been there done that..How many one night stands have you had?: 3What's your favorite position?: I LOVE being on topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: Rough=Public Sensual=Anywhere with candlelightDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Refer to question 1Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Until I can no longer hold backDo you get off first or do they?: Depends...Do
Mr.postman
No Blog Title Specified, Sucka
once, through a crowd i stopped and gazed 2 lovers grasping each other through wind-swept-rain was me? yearning for love-like-that sunset falling winds away i am holding you as moon kissed tide caresses sandy beach shoals Envy speaks, love, like, that.
"freinds"
Amazing how you never seem to stick around. Who was I kidding?
Unfortunatelly
Saturday night and the weather agrees All of the pieces form into one whole Warm open sky bears a beckoning breeze Bringing the universe into my soul New Moon-bright stars wink at me through the trees Magic is sparkling around me tonight I was born just for such moments as these Here from the womb of the transfigured night This is the cure for my lonely disease For you are with me wherever you are Flashing around me elusive firefly The moon veils her face revealing a star I never would have noticed had she shone Finding you finding myself not alone
Rules For Contest!!!
OK here are the rules 1. NO HARASSING the other contestants otherwise you will be booted IMMEDIATELY! 2. IF you have nothing good to say....then say NOTHING AT ALL!! 3. MOST RATES gets FIRST place 4. HIGHEST RATING gets SECOND place 5. MOST COMMENTS gets THIRD place 6. You can only win ONE so if the person with the highest number of rates also has the highest number of comments then the person with the second highest number of comments will win second place etc. If you don't understand what I mean plz msg me and I will explain further! 7. Pic MUST be SAFE FOR WORK!!! 8. NO DOWNRATING BY OTHER CONTESTANTS! If you are a contestant you may rate the others but DO NOT downrate them otherwise that will be a violation of my rules and you will be KICKED OUT! 9. NO CHEATING. For those who don't know what I mean...well here it is! DO NOT make multiple accounts and rate/comment yourself. If I find you doing that you will be kicked out! PERIOD! 10. Co
Congrats ! Congrats ! Congrats !!
THE WINNER OF "SEXIEST PLAYMATE" CONTEST IS DJ LOONEY WITH 11,369 VOTES !! WAY TO GO LOONEY ! THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BULLETIN WITH WHAT HE WON ! AND THANKS TO ALL THAT ENTERED AND VOTED,RATED,COMMENTED !! VERY MUCH APPRECIATED !! THERE ARE SUM PRETTY KICK A$$ CHERRIEZ ON HERE. MAD LUV TO ALL ! XOXO
Lil Boys (way Too Cute)
Gotta love little boys.... To all my friends who have sons.....and those who don't..... it seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Women's Bumper Stickers...
WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS... 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
Hyper
Im extremly hyper and yah....who wants to talk to meeeeeeeeeeee?????????... send me a shout :D
26 Nocturnal Confessions
I WAKE TO THE GLOW OF YOUR CIGARETTE I WATCH AS YOU BLOW SMOKE RINGS AROUND THE MOON CONSTELLATIONS PALE AS YOU SIT BENEATH THEM I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE MY HEAD A SYMPHONY OF INSPIRATION YOU CREATE WORDS FAIL ME ON HOW YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE JIBBERISH IS THE ONLY SOUNDS I CAN MAKE AS YOU WALK SLOWLY TOWARDS ME I REACH FOR YOU YOU SLIDE YOUR SLENDER HAND IN MINE IN MY ARMS AS SAFE AS A SONG IN A DREAM MOMENTS ARE LOST IN THE DARKNESS TONIGHT YOU HOLD ME CLOSE, CLOSER THAN A BREATH I TASTE YOU LIKE A NARCOTIC IN MY VEINS WE FALL TOGETHER UNDER THE SHEETS A TANGLE OF COLORS IN A TAPESTRY OF SHADE
"bodies" Drowning Pool
"Bodies" Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Skin against skin blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor
Ya Gotta See This....
HEY YALL, THIS TAG NEEDS YOUR RATINGS... PLEASE HELP FIREMAN 7 OUT.. THANKS 2 EVRY1. > JUST CLICK AND RATE MUAH! KISSES & HUGZ NiGhT AnGeL
Springtime In French
Printemps. On entend monter furtivement les feuilles dans les marronniers.
Figuring Stuff Out....
I am still trying to figure out how to do my page and all the different features on here. if anyone has any ideas or sugestions I would really appricate them as I know nothing bout this website.
Hmmm...
My Shoutbox IrishBull: where you from? IrishBull: know so ->IrishBull: you think so? IrishBull: you need to find the right guy ->IrishBull: yep IrishBull: really ->IrishBull: no I hate it IrishBull: yes you do, you love to fuck don't you ->IrishBull: yeah? IrishBull: you look naughty Amber Do people think they're actually going to get somewhere with this??
The Way We Live By Third Kind Ft Sabac Red
Part Of My Vampire Novel... Oooo Vampires....
I hate December. I hate the Christmas decorations I hate that Holiday cheer and most of all I hate the shopping season. I had a simple plan for the day I was supposed to go and pick up a new snazzy outfit to wear to the awards banquet. Apparently I was being honored for something dealing with the Miller case. I didn’t want to go; everyone however suggested that I go. “Think of the good Press” several of my colleagues at bewitched said, think about no. I decided I would go to the banquet stay for five minutes and then leave. I was never good at playing any type of politics. So far my plans for the day had been ruined by marry Christmas shoppers and bad holiday muzak to the point where if I hear Kenny G playing winter wonderland one more time I was going to lose what little bit of a mind I had left. I couldn’t deal with it I could only take so much holiday cheer. Especially after recent tragedies, I could only look on the bright side that thanks to Ms. Bianca Kennedy my list of gifts
I Hope You Dance
Sometimes I Amaze Myself
Today has been fucked in the 10h degree of fuckdome.Name something that coulda went wrong n it did. My car decided to catch on fire while I was driveing the fucker. It just had to start storming n not put out said fire but drench me as I'm walking to find someplace...any place that my cell well pick up signel to call for help. And I got into it with the lady I'm trying to impress...who also happens to be a flatmate of mine. Now she isn't speaking to me.*sigh* Top it all off with went to rehurse with the band...we go in the warehouse to find all our gere is under water & worst...rave's bass is missing. No,It couldn't be the cheep one. We're talking the one that's worth a great deal of cash. Telling her it's gone was taking my life in my hands esp since she's home from the hospital and moody due to haveing to stay in bed 2 weeks. I did. to my shock she just went"it's good n gone huh?" I went"your to calme" n I was told "ummm is this the bass in question?" and hells bells! the ver
Alright! I'm 32 Again! Woohoo!
I know, I'm teasing Cherrytap about the age glitch that made everyone a year older than they really were. I tease when I'm playful. Get over it.
Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes !
Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a the
April 22
Fun for me starting 4/22/07. Will you be my partner for the week?
Dj Contest
~~ Best DJ On CT Contest ~~ Looking for dj's for my contest. 1st three winners get 2 gifts 1 VIP and 1 VIC. rest of the winners get 1 gift each. 1st DJ is...... with 100 comments 2nd DJ is...... with 1 comments 3rd DJ is...... with 0 comments Most Comments wins! Contest will start 2/28 thur 3/7 Ones that want to enter place send me a link to ur pic to my inbox! Thanks Maria click the pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria~*~.....~*~ Angel Family *~~ (Founder)@ CherryTAP
Been Busy
Hello To all My friends..I have been very busy..and not getting online much....I hope you all are doing well.....I do miss and love you all.. EVIL
This Sucks
I get up over 100000 points then, I get knocked back to 91000. I haven't bothered to post an acceptable salute picture yet. I plan to some time but, it's not a real high priority. Bout ready to find another site!!
My Love *poem*
My Love To feel your lips on mine Would help me feel a love so strong to look into your beautiful eyes Would show me a love so pure Too much distance in between It seems as if fate can be so mean To show us a love meant from above Yet so many things get in our way to me you are the perfect one Too perfect to be all for me the love that you have shown seems only to grow to feel your arms around me would be heaven to my heart when I hear the sweet whispers They sound like a symphony of great love The passion in your eyes I've seen in no other one I hope you truly see how much you mean to me © Alicia Marin
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Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes
Boys
some guys need to go take a bath and wash there mouths out with soup nasty nasty boys -hides-
Important Info For All That Need To Know
hello all i am Lost In The Dark and i am i think the onnly CT Pastor that performe ceramony's all night long if you would like to be married levae me a privite message and i will get back to u a.s.a.p and give the link to my lounge so i can marry you thank you, Lost In The Dark (al to his freinds)
Full Circle....
What does it mean when you say: "It has come full circle"? For me the following came to mind- Well, It happened for someone and I, In our hearts we just can't deny. Our friendship has become better for it now, Everyday wanting to express it somehow. Sure we both need space and freedom- But continuous worry and love for them. Respect and honor are earned not given, Life's love lessons are harder being taught than learned. I love my friend so deeply and true, That one day I hope that it means more to me and you. We have our dark sides and our demons within, We wouldn't be able to rely on each other and tell the other what is going on if we weren't friends. I have a lot of respect for him and he for me, Our friendship is not just based on love you see. I love you forever and always... to you and to me that will be in our hearts and minds. (just joking... sex does make it better) written by: Becky aka naughtyBBWnurse 3/4/07
Sometimes
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
Whispers!!!
Whispers After you fall asleep I enter our room I stand there and watch you sleep knowing that I am on your mind by the way you smile I pull back the covers and I see that you are hard waiting for me I softly lay down beside you I start giving you soft kisses every where but your special spot is calling me so I give in and take you in my mouth I hear you moan in your sleep I wonder how long you will stay asleep I kiss and lick your cock and balls I feel them building in my mouth To my surprise you grab me and roll me over You smack my ass alittle Then you tease my opening with your cock then you plunge into me I met you thrust for thrust I feel myself dripping down your balls I begin to cum and feel as if I would collapse You are holding me up as you continue to thrust into me Suddenly you let out a moan One final thrust I feel your cum shooting deep into me I start to move again Yes I greedy and want all your sweet milk You lean forwar
The Penis Game!
Okay.... this should be a blast... lets see how many people we can get to play... The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!! Connor- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Penis Marissa~ A Penis to Remember Desiree~Dr. Suess's: How The Penis Stole Christmas ¢¾Heather~ Willy Wonka and the Penis Factory Kimmy~ Honey I Shrunk The Penis ¢¾Heather¢¾~~Lord of the penis Pooler ~ Million Dollar Penis Disaster ~ Snakes on a Penis Lisa ~ Penis of Dreams Michelle~ Pirates of the Penis Jessie~The Good, The Bad, The Penis wendy~save the last penis Jen~ The Sweetest Penis Bill~ The Penis of Hazzard Abby~ The Penis Before Time Dennis~ star wars- the penis strikes back Adam~ Shes all penis Jack~ Penis Outlaws Ryan ~ Travis Pastrana and the Penis Circus L
Conformity
www.hostdrjack.com MY THOUGHTS A PENDULUM OF DARK AND LIGHT, WRAPPED IN A STRAIGHT JACKET OF CONFORMITY, MY SPIRIT WITHERING SLOWLY INTO A HOLLOW EYED EXISTANCE, ALIVE BUT NOT LIVING, SCREAMING TO BE SET FREE, A LONGING FOR RELEASE, MY FACE SET IN A MASK OF CONTENTMENT BUT WAS ONLY A CLOAK FOR THE CYNICISM WITHIN, DROWNING IN A BLACK SEA OF EXPECTATION, YOU LOOKED INTO MY HOLLOW EYES, YOU REMOVED THE HEAVY CLOAK THAT HAD WEIGHTED ME FOR SO LONG AND YOU NOURISHED MY WITHERED SPIRIT, IN THE DARKNESS WE MERGED AND SHARED A SWEET WICKED PLEASURE, AND IN THE LIGHT WE MERGED TO FORM MEMORIES TO TREASURE.
Dred
dredCourtesy of MsTags.comsrc="/imgs/tn_nophoto.jpg">@ CherryTAP
"truth Is A Pathless Land.
Man cannot come to it through any organization, through any creed, through any dogma, priest or ritual, nor through any philosophic knowledge or psychological technique. He has to find it through the mirror of relationship, through the understanding of the contents of his own mind, through observation and not through intellectual analysis or introspective dissection. Man has built in himself images as a fence of security - religious, political, personal. These manifest as symbols, ideas, beliefs. The burden of these images dominates man's thinking, his relationships and his daily life. These images are the causes of our problems for they divide man from man. His perception of life is shaped by the concepts already established in his mind. The content of his consciousness is his entire existence. This content is common to all humanity. The individuality is the name, the form and superficial culture he acquires from traditio
Why A Wussy Can't Attract Women
Why A Wussy Can't Attract Women Hey! What's the fastest way to learn about the secret psychology of ATTRACTION... and how to trigger it inside of women? Go here and download my online ebook "Attraction Isn't A Choice"... http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/AttractionBook/ ***QUESTION*** Dave, I got your book and I've read it twice. It's helped me to pinpoint areas where I need to improve and basically understand some of why women do what they do. However I have a situation. Normally, I'm a smart ass, I'm always making smart comments, and a general joker. The problem is, when I go to a club or a bar, with gorgeous HBs (Hot Babes), my mind goes blank. It's almost like my brain locks and all i can do is look without anything to say. Needless to say it frustrates the hell outta me. Any advice? Should I do some affirmations? How do I overcome this? Signed, Pissed off in DC >>>MY COMMENTS: I think your problem is really pretty simpl
How To "warm Up" A Cold Woman
How To "Warm Up" A Cold Woman >I can remember when I first started learning how to overcome fear, approach women, get numbers, and dates, etc. I have to say, there's NOTHING that will get your blood pumping like being able to walk up to any attractive woman, start a quick conversation, and walk away with her number. If you'd like to learn my best secrets on how to approach women, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/ApproachingWomen/ ***QUESTION*** Honestly Dave, I think you need more caution, and warning signs on your products, before some knucklehead tries to sue you for loading his life with more women than the poor soul knows how to handle.lol I've followed your newsletter, purchased your Ebook, and Advanced Series. Totally Incredible stuff. I dated my High School sweetheart for the better portion of 5 years, and honestly if I knew way back then what I know now it probably wouldn't have lasted 5 months. S
The Other Woman - Poetry
I have to tell you something I think you should know I saw you last night At the late show I watched her with you But nobody knew I watched her dance Move her body for you Her sweet scent came with her Part innocence, part lust I watched you touch her And knew you must But after you left, she still remained And I moved from my shadows Touched her lips stained She smiled so softly And her smile joined mine We gazed at each other Our arms intertwined I moved in her eyes That deep velvet green I touched her neck softly The movement unseen She whispered my name Into my heavy hair I whispered hers With longing and care Her fingers trailed gently Lightly brushing my breast My breath was a tremble I let go of the rest Her blouse dropped so slowly Like caught in the time I gazed with lover's eyes I felt the heat climb She shrugged off my touches Still wanting to tease She smiled again sweetly I dropped to my knees My hands found her sides My nails gentl
Get Over Yourself
And quit stalking my page already. Grow up and get a life. That goes for both the silly slut that had to run to her mommy AND her mommy.
Ok The Crush Feature On Here Is Driving Me Crazy
I know it's very middle school-ish but it really does drive me crazy. Not knowing who has them then in the past couple days I have lost two crushes...why does it matter? Why do I care???? I shouldn't but grrrrr
Guess The Body Part Game - Win A Rolex!
Guess which body part of mine these are! -None of them are in the bikini area/no NSFW content. -Most correct guesses gets a Rolex! -Second place guesser gets a Ring of choice! -Next four best guessers each get a Platinum Cherry! -Everyone who puts in a guess for each picture gets a Dozen Roses. -Contest will last one week. -If any pictures have no correct guesses after three days, a hint will be given for each. And you can take another guess. -Repost my bulletin! :) Thanks and have fun!
Father Daughter Pic Contest!!!!!
LINK IS HERE GO VOTE BOMB WhATEVER PLEASE!! KK THANKS!
Watch This Shizz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfilLgPB5Sk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D5614315%26MyToken%3D4a955386%2Dba16%2D4c7f%2Da3f3%2D watch that
"a True Soul Mate"
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you
Grand Canyon Chili
GRAND CANYON CHILI Ingredients: 2 lbs. ROUND STEAK, cubed 2 Tbsp. OIL 1 lg. RED ONION, diced 1 tsp. SALT 1 tsp. CHILI POWDER 1 cup WATER 1 tsp. DRIED OREGANO 1 tsp. GROUND CUMIN 1 can (16 oz.) STEWED TOMATOES 1 clove GARLIC, minced 1 tsp. FRESH GROUND PEPPER 2 cans (16 oz. ea.) RED KIDNEY BEANS, drained In a large pot, brown meat in the oil. Add the rest of the ingredients except beans. Cover the pot and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. Skim off fat and add beans. Simmer for an additional 30 minutes. Serving suggestion: Cornbread is perfect with this dish Serves 6
Registration For Ob
March 6th- I had my registration appointment in OB today. I am calculated to be at 8weeks 6 days and my due date is October 9th. I also talked to her about possibly going up to Alaska to deliver and thought she was extremely nice. I have heard a lot of bad stories about the OB here with a few good ones. So far so good with me. I would like the male soldiers who are obviously not pregnant and not with a pregnant lady to NOT park in the expectant mother parking spots. Theres about 20 of them and there was maybe 4 in the OB department. They also took 6 viles of blood for different tests and a urine sample. I remember when I was pregnant with Isabelle I was sooooo terrified of needles and was dreading every time I had to give blood. Well now that this is my 3rd pregnancy and I'm so used to being poked and prodded I am no longer afraid of the blood draw. Infact I can even point out which vein on which arm is the best stick! ;) Maybe by the 4th pregnancy I can draw it myself, lol!
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SATISFACTION GARANTEED BUT BE SURE AND READ THE FINE PRINT CAN I JUGGLE ONE MORE CHAINSAW SLEEPING IN A LION'S DEN PIECES OF ME SCATTERED SUNDOWN AND I'M SHATTERED THE ROAD HOME IS IN YOUR EYES TO PARADISE AND BACK AGAIN IN YOUR ARMS IS THAT MY DESTINY IN YOUR MOUTH IS THE SOUND OF ANGELS WINGS WASH OVER ME WITH YOUR WARMTH AND I AM AT PEACE NOW THE DEEPEST SLEEP IS WHERE I LAY NOW GOODNIGHT SWEET DREAMS MY ANGEL
Starbucks Coffee Break March 15th
Starbucks Coffee Break March 15th Next Thursday, March 15th, plan on stopping by your local Starbucks between 10am and 12 noon. During that time, Starbucks will be holding is 2nd annual Coffee Break. All company-operated and licensed Starbucks stores in the U.S., Canada, New Zealand, Australia, Thailand, Malaysia, the Philippines, Indonesia and Greater China will be giving away free Tall (12-ounce) cups of coffee to anyone who drops by. Starbucks Coffee Masters clad in black aprons will be present during each of the coffee breaks to kick off the company's spring brewing sale and to answer any questions you might have about the coffee or coffee brewing. Last year, many stores used the coffee break period to sample some of their pastries out to customers waiting in line, as well. For the location of the nearest Starbucks, you can look at their website or text your zip code to "MYSBUX" (697289) for a return of the three nearest stores.
What Kind Of Dancer ..r You
Your Stripper Song Is I Touch Myself by The Divinyls "I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself" A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To?
Only Sex
sexy men free going with all
Touch Me When We're Dancing
My Guestbook
Hi All I just added a Guestbook to my CT profile. So please add yourself to it if you want to. Thanks Willie
Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 19 - The Crucifixion.
Self explanatory.
Urinealysis
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
Kiss Me.......................................
FeelThe love whispered through my breath and my gentle touch that took away painLet me kiss your lips and bring warmth to your heartLet me falter so I can look into your healing eyes Let me fallso you can pick me upLet me hold your handand wrap you in my arms Smile and melt my heartKiss meand take away my breathDance with me and forever play our song
Sex Survey! Also Taken From The Ben Hehe :p
- Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both depends on the mood - Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite - How often do you like to have sex?: Daily! lol - Is sex a top priority for you?: no but i really love having it lol -Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes - How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never lol' - How do you feel about one night stands?: not for me - How many one night stands have you had?: none - What's your favorite position?: me on top :P - Where's your favorite place to have sex?: in the shower - Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: making love - Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: no - How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: as long as it takes - Do you get off first or do they?: i cum many times hehe - Do you like kissing during sex?: yes!! - Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?: yes and i breathe heavily
Apart We're Broken
Confused Ideas Mistaken thoughts Sayings of what ifs And others of what nots Scared to ask you About the truth Not knowing what to expect What excuse you might use Torn apart By the love we share Knowing all to well That we both care Thoughts of pain Fill our head Making us show The tears we shed Im not giving up On you and me I wont give in Until we are free
Depending On Love
I love you God, What dont you see Im in love with you You say ur in love with me Dont push me away Dont shove me around If I decide to stay It wont be entirely sound Dont ask me to stay Dont tell me you care If you already know You arent gonna be there I want to love you And I want to share In everything I do And show how much I care To be so far apart Unable to see you Is tearing out my heart And I dont know what to do I will not live Without you there Its my heart to give Your're my breath of fresh air
Next Lyric.. Might Be Harder...
Here's the second installment of guess the lyric: I'm a lifelong fan of this artist, so it isn't hard for me, but might be for others: You can try to stop me, but it won't do a thing No matter what you do, I'm still gonna be here Through all your lies and silly games I'm a still remain the same, I'm unbreakable
Always Remember That!!!
I was alone on this journey You came along to comfort me Everything i want in life is right here You were the first to touch my heart Made everything right again With your extraordinary love I get so weak When you look at me I get lost inside your eyes Sometimes the magic is hard to believe But you're here before my weary eyes You brought joy to my world I want you to understand You are every breath that i breathe From the very first time that we kissed I knew that i just couldn't let you go at all From this day on, remember this: That you're the only one that i adore and most of all, the one that I LOVE VERY MUCH..
I Guess?
You Are a Mermaid You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.What Mythological Creature Are You?
Travelers These Days
whats up with people today i was driving back from tifton ga last night and cars and truck were about to run all over me and i was doing 75 mph they are getting crazier or just plain stupid.
Voice Comments
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3596068. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com XXXOOOXXXOOO THANX!
Stinkeye Radio In Goshen Indiana March 24, It's Gonna
What: Stinkeye Radio Presents Local Musicians Musicians Performing: Money Bags., On Pointt, Prefents, reezle, BeeEz, Chaos, & Stank Where: Travelodge. 1375 lincolnway East, Goshen Indiana. Time: 8pm -12am Ticket Prices: 10$ Advance / $15 at the door For Tickets call 1-574-329-3872 and ask for Jay 21 & Over Show!
Special Love
IN A PATH WHERE I DID SO WELL I MET A BOY I LOVED SO WELL HE CAME IN TO MY HEART BY ME BUT NOW THIS BOY HAS SET ME FREE HE TOOK THIS GIRL UPON HIS KNEE AND TOLD HER THINGS HE NEVER TOLD ME FOR THIS I KNOW THE REASON WHY FOR THIS GIRL WAS MUCH PRETTIER THAN I I WENT HOME LAST NIGHT AND CRIED ON BED AND NOT A WORD TO MY MOTHER WAS SAID MY FATHER CAME HOME LATER THAT NIGHT THERE THERE THROUGH THE DOOR,HE HAD BROKEN DOWN AND SAW ME HANGING WITHOUT A FROWN ON THE BEDSIDE THIS NOTE WAS FOUND AND IN THIS NOTE THESE WORDS WERE BOUND: DIG A HOLE DIG IT DEEP IN A MARBLE TOMB FROM HEAD TO FEET AND ON THE TOMB PLEASE PLACE A DOVE AND TELL THE WORLD I DIED FOR LOVE
Ughhh Grrr Oreh54yuhst
am soooooo freaking sick of not having enough crap to keep my mind busy!!!!!!! Being bored staring at the walls seriously is enough to drive me insane! I feel idle all the time. I seriously need something to do with my time. That is the only reason I get online, it stimulates my mind in more ways then TV does or the walls of this house! I need an escape, a realse!!!!! I hate having so much blank spots in my schedule. People like to call me lazy but thats because there is nothing to do. I am actually a very motivated person. I hate sitting around doing nothing. I hate staring at the pc screen for hours because there is nothing else to do. I get bored soooo easily with things that I seriously need another person to keep me on task or I get bored with it fast! There are times where I wish I was still at Dom's place with him. Atleast there I could turn on the TV and go about the house cleaning everything in site. Atleast there I could sit and watch the fish tanks and mak
Poem = Bleeding
Emptiness swells like a festering wound upon my soul- Lifes varied contradictions havev taken there toll - Im reaching towards the outside world of sanity - As I lay here bleeding from deep within... Layout Codes and Myspace Graphics Layout Graphics Dark Comment Images
I Am
I am a poet writing of my pain. I am a person living a life of shame. I am your daughter hiding my depression. I am your sister making a good impression. I am your friend acting like I'm fine. I am a wisher wishing this life was not mine. I am a girl who thinks of suicide. I am a teenager pushing her tears aside. I am a student who doesn't have a clue. I am the one asking you to care. I am your best friend hoping you will be there. I am a girl sitting next to you.
;-)
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note, "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"
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Night time city heat Floresent neon aglow Cruising on the strip Copywrite info: These are all original Dark Hiaku and thus the sole property of the writer Do not use them in any part or whole with out my writen permission Thank you Dark
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Blood flowing sweet thick Life beating fading ending No pain no tears... bye Copywrite info: These are all original Dark Hiaku and thus the sole property of the writer Do not use them in any part or whole with out my writen permission Thank you Dark
Turned To Glass
I know that I'll be here waiting for you and oneday, you'll come home to me and you will see that I"m not the man you thought I'd be I've mellowed out and calmed myself down just the way you said that I should Please look closer cast your gaze deep into my eyes and you will see that mine have turned to glass.
Sometimes....dates Suck
Ok...so the other night I hooked up with an old friend from years ago. I haven't seen her in about 2 years, or even talked to her in months. But, she comes into town, and through freak coincidence we manage to hang out. Now....I'm not one to dwell on the past, not in the least; however, from what I can remember of (lets call her) Suzy, it's going to be a great night. From my memory, we had some hot nights. She had some tricks, let me tell you what...and a deep, deep appreciation for some of my tricks. All in all, we had fun. Lots of fun. And when I ran into her, that glint in her eyes said she remembered what I did to her, and the smile on her lips said she remembered what she did to me. So immediately there is tension...this is a good thing, I'm expecting to get laid. I'll try to condense the evening for you all...check this out: 1st - movie. Great way to start off...right? Maybe some groping going on in the theatre, we used to always do that. So she decides to see Wild Hogs...the
Counterpoint
I put the gun up to my face Sweet gunpowder kisses on my tongue... blistering sex on my fingertips. Sweet seduction of my mind. Fucking me up. Fucking me up beyond all recognition. Piss whipping my cortex like my last lover's cat-o-nine. Painting my walls a fresh new color for spring. The voices in my head tell me to put my body in strange holes. Stranger holes. Tell me there's no God but ecstasy. I'm inclined to agree as I lick sweet nectar, tangy jam Thigh flavored mindfuck. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm bad. Spit on my face... rub my nose in what I did wrong. Just don't tell me you love me. Pins in my nipples... screws in my lovehandles... papercuts on my tongue... all with the cool detachment of burning trash. Of burying victims. Of driving those black stilletos into my irreplaceables. Tell me how you really feel. Drown me in hate. Tear the flesh from my bones in long strips... like curly fries of skin. Fill the wounds with ink and salt to leave a m
What Are You Going To Do?
If you and I were being locked up in a room,What is it going to happen? What willyou like to say about this? Let me have your comment if you were real. Love you all
What If?
FOOD FOR THOUGHT What if... 1. I died: 2. I kissed you on the lips: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Lips: 13. Family: WOULD YOU 14. Help me hide a body? 15. Keep a secret if I told you one? 16. Hold my hand? 17. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? 21: Get freaky with me? HAVE YOU EVER 22. Lied to make me feel better? 23. Wanted to kiss me? 24. Wanted to kill me? 25. Broken my heart? 26. Kept something important from me? 27. Thought I was unbearably annoying? 28. Who are you? 29. Are we friends? 30. When and how did we meet? 31. Describe me in three words: 32. What was your first impression? 33. Do you still think that way about me now? 34. What reminds you of me? 35. If you could give me anyth
Update
Just so you know, I havent dropped off the face of the earth. I've been putting in a lot of overtime lately. In fact its my day off and I volunteered to pull 10 hours to sit with a resident who is in the hospital. We've been short staffed and they have to have an officer stationed with the kid 24/7. So more money for me :D On top of that, my little girl has been battling Strep and Scarlet Fever going on 2 weeks now. She has been a sick little girl. So between work and her, I've not been on a whole lot. But I still get on here and there, at least once a day to check to see if anyone has said hi LOL. SO look for me :) I miss all of ya I talk to on a regular basis.
March 12, 2007: Dst-lag
The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect. "Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."
What Is Your Sexual Catchphrase?
Lucia's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Do you feel lucky... Punk?" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
This Is Me Help Me Win !!!!
Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground
The above video is for my best friend. But I decided to share this with YOU too. I made these today. The lighting on the first one is waay better. FOR YOU GUYS AT CHERRY TAP!
A New Dom
! have been living in a kink nightmare,lol.I have met a dom that wants to make his sub.Something that this person(meaning me)has a hard time believing cuz I don't like to give up control.That would definatly be a first for me.I ain't going to lie,something I have been curious about as well. I noticed since I joined this community for all types of fetishes/kink,I have meet alot of people.People like me that have fetishes,of all types.Something I can appericate for sure. Yet with the death of my beloved grandfather and work,not to mention my love Vampire Heart.Would I be cheating on him.Something I serious have to think about.I do know that we both can switch,so I am thinking I will want and explore the dom/sub relationship with him.Something about being tied up by the one you love does something for me,means more if that makes sense. TTYL
Fans
I have 777 fans. That makes me god, doesn't it? It should, because I'm fucking pretty.
Thanks
Thanks to those of you who rated me tonight. In 3 hours I gained over 5,000 points. Y'all rock!
Newbe
hi there my name is sarah im 25 and a mum to 4 with a 5th on the way i love being a mum and love life in general don't get me wrong i have had more than my share of heart break but i dont stay don for long pls come along and say hello
Help This Sorry Bastard Out!!!
AIGHT SO I'M IN THE "HOLY FUCK I'M HAVING A CONTEST!!" CONTEST. APPARENTLY MY ASS IS HATED CAUSE I GOT 10 VOTES ALREADY, AND I'M AT 7.7 IN THE RATING. LOL. IT'S COMMENTS AND RATES, SO HELP MY SORRY ASS OUT. BOOZE AND RANTS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPS ME OUT. THANKS MUCH IN ADVANCE. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND LOSING!!!!! HELP THE SORRY BASTARD BELOW!!!
Waa Waa Waa
all i have to say is "cry me a river you fat fucking baby". Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes
The Little Girl And The Cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
Ashes To Ashes
Horse Fucker !!!
pull the moss over my eyes only after i pay the price do i wonder if it was mine the price of sight, as it turns out is fairly high love of self can sometimes be a mistake degredation is an aquired taste gargle with vein-spray to rinse the shit and piss off my namesake overstuffed alligator suitcase misappropriation of my disgrace follow the lines and shadows of the clock face the craters and valleys in the moon phases getting lost in mapped mazes crown out of an inuterin salvation hush little monster it's allright you don't have to scream tonight you need your rest to keep up the fight when you war with yourself it takes its toll on both sides with an equal number of lost lives so curl up tight and try not to cry you need to listen to the bags under your eyes no fucking way, not even when i'm dead rigor mortis will keep my muscles flexed i need a sparring partner not a pillow for my head I AM WICKED ! THERE IS NO REST !
Am I Your Friend?
Am I Your Friend ??? I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to think before you speak to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... My presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to thank me for everything I do for you! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to say sorry for everything you don't do! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to ask me for favours! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think I would not be curious to know your new philosophy of Life! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You go by what I say and do not understand what I don't say! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that I do not remember the first time I met! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You don't real
Ok
Ok I got a phone call this afternoon from the suregns office...they finally decide to call me....so i get this snotty bitch who sounded like she needed a tree stump removed from her ass...this twit had the nerve to say well if we make the appointment are you gonna keep it since last time you cancelled...I was like listen you dumb douchebag rag whore i only cancel it for 2 reasons 1 i was feeling good and 2 i didn't have a way to get to your office...and since it was your idiots boss fault for not fixing me the right way i suggest you shut the fuck up and make the damn appointment...so the twit did so i get to see him on March 27th...I know some of you are like umm why so long to wait...thats the best date to have they were talking about sometime in april...i was like oh hell no make it sooner then that...so that is the latest news of my fucked up life Smile I am
Left Him Forever
I left my exhuband after he hit me in the mouth, the ribs, and then thew me into the wall and then tried to choke me. That was the day I told him it was over between us for good and I never wanted to see him or speak to him again. The next day I got to move out, because the night before he hided my car's keys from me. What hurt me the most was to see he didn't love me. and he probably never love me. That is what hurts the most.
Net Gangs?
Seriously wtf...some of these people are 30+ years old and in a "CT Mafia/group" whatever the fuck they wanna call it. What is the whole purpose of them? I really don't get it...maybe someone can shed some light on their stupidity. As you can all tell I write blogs early in the morning and i'm not really a pleasant person to deal with, but if you don't like it...click the pretty little red X in your right hand corner. k thnx bye :)
Thanks Ctaf Squad
I'D LIKE TO THANK THOSE OF YOU WHO COMMENT BOMBED MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST I AM IN.I REALLY APPRECIATE IT MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.I GUESS YOU FIND OUT WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE....... THANKS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. GOD BLESS!!!!!!! TEJANA
More Songs And Memories
More songs and memories for today… Goo Goo Dolls – Iris This makes me think of both my first year of college and my first year in CA. When I hear this song though I see both my dorm room at Tech, the one I had to myself and the set of Terminator the Musical. It even brings back the smells and little things I forget otherwise. That year was a good one for me, even if I was on academic probation after it. Nirvana – Nevermind I remember days in band where we’d have a substitute and we’d all just hang around in groups and chat. I remember a bunch of us talking about this song while watching the guys play hacky sack. Ah, the joys of high school. Pearl Jam – Jeremy Again, this brings to mind another Trigun AMV. I’m such a geek. A-Ha – Take On Me This one is associated with riding with Zach and friends in the Malk-Mobile singing at the top of our lungs. The only problem was that the only part that most of them knew was the high pitched note “two”. So you heard a lot of sort-
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
Your Leprechaun Name Is: Plucky Rainbowchaser What's Your Leprechaun Name?
More Nasties
THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE 10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." 9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide." 8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." 3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
Two Leprechauns
(a little risque) Two leprechauns have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprechaun!" The firt Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?" "No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size." "Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?" "No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size." "Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?" "No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the world that are your size!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Good morning/good afternoon, everyone! Hope everyone is having a good one. My quiet day has turned into a very busy one, lol! I have a client to treat at 9 a.m. Then I watch the store from 10 to 2, followed by two more clients. Not bad for a Saturday, lol! Maybe I won't be going out tonight after all!! Everyone have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day! Drink a couple for me, please, lmao! Much love and warm hugs one and all! Blessings all over the world to all my friends! Later!
Sexy Harry Potter Shoot
I was asked to do a sexy harry potter shoot, LOL I was like wah? LOL But they will provide me with all of the HP clothing I guess people take advantage of the popularity of things every chance they get! Hey, when I'm done with my clothes I'll likely give them to my daughter who is the big Harry Potter fan I just thought it was a really strange photoshoot to do what do you think?
Is It Wrong
is it wrong to say i dont give a rats ass anymore about anything because yes friends and so called friends i could care less what happens anymore in life or anywhere so u know fuck it some will say this is a plea for attention while others just sit backand ask what the hell does that mean? everyone of u sit back and think about it the only time anybody wants to talk to me is when is convenient to them but if ur on bored or im on bored u dont have time for a so called friend what good friends i have....oh btw thanks to all of u for being my friends i really appreciate it and u know i just wouldnt be able to live with friends that want nothing to do with me....ahhh what a fucking joke here i thought friends actually existed wasnt i stupid for thinking this.
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Moving Part 2
Just thought id let all know that im take up the offer from a friend for some help on gettin a moblehome. Will be pickin one out soon. Im excited/worried/nervous an stuff, but i guess thats exspected when u get/buy a home.
Looking To Wards You (poem)
for as I look towards you eyes I bring my heart to a stand still for it will stand still and till I feel you in my arms as we hold our hearts as one for you will never die to me you will be for ever my true lover in my heart and soul for as you will bring a whole new meaning to my life as I will to your life Date wrote 17-03-07 By Aj Rich
I Want...
Sooo Hmm
ok so this guy named joe. was talking to me. like saying really sweet things to me.but who doesnt.(not trying to sound conceited)but then i notice like some other girl.soo i like visit her page and he;s pretty much saying the same things to her as he was to me... i mean wtf..so im thinking to myself.wtf im so stupid for believeing him. and then we talk and then he tells me all this stuff and then like yeah hes still talking to her oh fucking well i dont care anymore.. and he said she looked at my profile and got jealous.but ya other than that i really hate getting my emotion toyed with like that...wtfever..
St Paddy's Day Apology
Good Morning my friends... I just want to take this opportunity to apologize for anything I did last night... it was the Jose Cuervo talking not me... Jose is a bad bad man and he lies.... I am gonna go lay down now. Hangover Kisses to you! Jillie
Just Because
just because im divorcing him doesnt mean i dont stilve or care for him. i understand people out there cring abut what happens with me but i care about what happens to him too. he is in georgia homeless with no insulin or money ad noone will send him a bus ticket to come back , reguardless he will be going to jail when he gets back but at least in jail he wont die on the streets they will treat his diabetes there... im just babbling but i dont know what i can do. and i dontknow why someone has to be angry with me because i care about people
My Dearest Friend
My Dearest Friend Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine . Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You Thank You My Dearest Friend Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf
Little Fairy
Crash, a little fairy lying on the ground, under the big oak tree. Tears flood her eyes, because she has found herself in time, alone and scared. Your wings that once gotten you to fly, are now as delicate as a rose in winter. Little Fairy, when the world is done with you, Remember me! For I will be the whisper in your ear saying that every thing will get better in time. I will be the voice in your head telling you "YOU CAN DO IT" and "I BELIEVE IN YOU" No matter where you go or how far you want to get away. Little Fairy, you live in my heart. Little Fairy, just because the door close, does not mean I do not care. For Little Fairy, this chapter in mine and yours life is close. But Little Fairy, the book will never close because you live in my heart. So Little Fairy, go out and enjoy what is out there and when you find yourself down. Remember me. And that, my arms are wide open, so fly in every once in a while to let me kn
The White Bride And The Black One
A woman was walking about the fields with her daughter and her step-daughter cutting fodder, when the Lord came towards them in the form of a poor man, and asked, "Which is the way into the village?" "If you want to know," said the mother, "seek it for yourself," and the daughter added, "If you are afraid you will not find it, take a guide with you." But the step-daughter said, "Poor man, I will take you there, come with me." Then God was angry with the mother and daughter, and turned His back on them, and wished that they should become as black as night and as ugly as sin. To the poor step-daughter, however, God was gracious, and went with her, and when they were near the village, He said a blessing over her, and spoke, "Choose three things for yourself, and I will grant them to you." Then said the maiden, "I should like to be as beautiful and fair as the sun," and instantly she was white and fair as day. "Then I should like to have a purse of money which would never grow empty." T
Simeli Mountain
There were once two brothers, the one rich, the other poor. The rich one, however, gave nothing to the poor one, and he gained a scanty living by trading in corn, and often did so badly that he had no bread for his wife and children. Once when he was wheeling a barrow through the forest he saw, on one side of him, a great, bare, naked-looking mountain, and as he had never seen it before, he stood still and stared at it with amazement. While he was thus standing he saw twelve great, wild men coming towards him, and as he believed they were robbers he pushed his barrow into the thicket, climbed up a tree, and waited to see what would happen. The twelve men, however, went to the mountain and cried, semsi mountain, semsi mountain, open up, and immediately the barren mountain opened down the middle, and the twelve went into it, and as soon as they were within, it shut. After a short time, it opened again, and the men came forth carrying heavy sacks on their shoulders, and when they were all
The Sparrow And His Four Children
A sparrow had four young ones in a swallow's nest. When they were fledged, some naughty boys pulled out the nest, but fortunately all the birds got safely away in the high wind. Then the old bird was grieved that as his sons had all gone out into the world, he had not first warned them of every kind of danger, and given them good instruction how to deal with each. In the autumn a great many sparrows assembled together in a wheatfield, and there the old bird met his four children again, and full of joy took them home with him. Ah, my dear sons, how I have been worrying about you all through the summer, because you got away in the wind without my teaching. Listen to my words, obey your father, and be well on your guard. Little birds have to encounter great dangers. And then he asked the eldest where he had spent the summer, and how he had supported himself. I stayed in the gardens, and looked for caterpillars and small worms, until the cherries were ripe. Ah, my son, said the father, tit
Old Rinkrank
There was once upon a time a king who had a daughter, and he caused a glass mountain to be made, and said that whosoever could cross to the other side of it without falling should have his daughter to wife. Then there was one who loved the king's daughter, and he asked the king if he might have her. Yes, said the king, if you can cross the mountain without falling, you shall have her. And the princess said she would go over it with him, and would hold him if he were about to fall. So they set out together to go over it, and when they were half way up the princess slipped and fell, and the glass mountain opened and shut her up inside it, and her betrothed could not see where she had gone, for the mountain closed immediately. Then he wept and lamented much, and the king was miserable too, and ordered the mountain to be broken open where she had been lost, and thought he would be able to get her out again, but they could not find the place into which she had fallen. Meanwhile the king'
The Three Green Twigs
There was once upon a time a hermit who lived in a forest at the foot of a mountain, and passed his time in prayer and good works, and every evening he carried, to the glory of God, two pails of water up the mountain. Many a beast drank of it, and many a plant was refreshed by it, for on the heights above, a strong wind blew continually, which dried the air and the ground, and the wild birds which dread mankind wheel about there, and with their sharp eyes search for a drink. And because the hermit was so pious, an angel of God, visible to his eyes, went up with him, counted his steps, and when the work was completed, brought him his food, even as the prophet of old was by God's command fed by the raven. When the hermit in his piety had already reached a great age, it happened that he once saw from afar a poor sinner being taken to the gallows. He said carelessly to himself, there, that one is getting his deserts. In the evening, when he was carrying the water up the mountain, the angel
The Fisherman And His Wife
There was once upon a time a fisherman who lived with his wife in a pig-stye close by the sea, and every day he went out fishing. And he fished, and he fished. And once he was sitting with his rod, looking at the clear water, and he sat and he sat. Then his line suddenly went down, far down below, and when he drew it up again, he brought out a large flounder. Then the flounder said to him, hark, you fisherman, I pray you, let me live, I am no flounder really, but an enchanted prince. What good will it do you to kill me. I should not be good to eat, put me in the water again, and let me go. Come, said the fisherman, there is no need for so many words about it - a fish that can talk I should certainly let go, anyhow. And with that he put him back again into the clear water, and the flounder went to the bottom, leaving a long streak of blood behind him. Then the fisherman got up and went home to his wife in the pig-stye. Husband, said the woman, have you caught nothing to-day. No, said
The Mouse, The Bird, And The Sausage
Once upon a time a mouse, a bird, and a sausage became companions, kept house together, lived well and happily in peace, and wonderfully increased their possessions. The bird's work was to fly every day into the forest and bring back wood. The mouse had to carry water, light the fire, and lay the table, but the sausage had to cook. He who is too well off is always longing for something new. One day the bird met with another bird, to whom it related its excellent circumstances and boasted of them. The other bird, however, called it a poor simpleton for his hard work, but said that the two at home had good times. For when the mouse had made her fire and carried her water, she went into her little room to rest until they called her to lay the table. The sausage stayed by the pot, saw that the food was cooking well, and, when it was nearly time for dinner, it rolled itself once or twice through the broth or vegetables and then they were buttered, salted, and ready. When the bird came home
Impressive.child.
im always astounded by childhood observation abilities. it makes me increasingly curious as to where they pick up their knowledge...and perception. i asked Peanut if she had to use the bathroom before bed. she said 'no' as she always does. i said 'are you sure' as i always do. she said 'yeeeesss'. so i tickled her and asked her if she was positive. she quips with 'only fools are positive' good sauce. i completely heart it when my children continue to amaze me.
The Hot Tub / From The Swimming Pool
It was late when she got home. Work was keeping her busy these days and getting home at 10pm each night. She dropped her keys on the hall table and glanced thru the mail, nothing that couldn't wait. She headed to the kitchen to mix a drink. Next she hung her clothes up in the closet one at a time. She picked up her drink and headed to the back deck, there she turned on the soft music and hot tub. Gingerly she stepped into the tub, ummm hot steam and the smell of lilac hit her face as she did so. She rubbed her nipples and leaned her head back as the hot water soothed her tense body. She began to pinch her nipples roughly as she was getting excited. She found her clit and began a rhythmic thrum, she sighed, if only she had someone to play with in her water fantasy. She then positioned herself on the strong pulsing jet, rubbing her titties on the edge of the tub as she rode to ecstasy. She was so into the rhythm of her body she never heard him approach he entered the tub and just as she
Falling In Love
Falling In Love! I'm thinking about you, a little more each day. Holding on a little tighter, to all the words you say. Every day I miss you, more than the day before. Our time together I love; and I'm wanting even more. I used to dream of you, as I lay in bed each night. Now you are my dreams, even through the daylight. I felt a flutter in my heart, whenever I saw you online. Today my heart is glowing; filled with a brilliant shine. I was shy to tell everything, which I was feeling inside. Now I feel so free to share, with nothing I want to hide. I thought you were special, from the moment we met. And each day a little further, into my heart you would get. I could always feel a bond, everytime our hearts shared. When our souls bonded also, I realized how much I cared. I find my heart needing yours; cherishing all that you do. Now, I'm not scared to admit, I am falling in love with you.
Looking Up
My heart, My soul The one that makes me whole Never giving up, Never letting go Going to do everything I can to let it show To make sure that you know Always will you be Forever, a part of me.
Heros
OK THIS IS BULLSHIT WHO EVER DONT THINK FIREFITGHER,POLICE AND EMS ARE NOT HEROS JUST REMEMBER WHAT HAPEN ON SEP 11 2001!!!!!!! I wrote this as I watched in horror the day our world changed. I heard the angels screaming as they saw what was to come Someone killed God's daughters they also killed his sons The angels were there waiting for the people on those planes The angels were there waiting so our people felt no pain. the whole world was on their knees and crying As we watched so many hurt and dying The angels were there waiting, even in the flame The angels were their so God's children felt no pain Worse than any movie ever made Our memories will never fade To remember such a tragic day That changed our lives in every way But the angels are saddened by such a senseless loss To see so many murdered, as Jesus on the cross. It' hard to understand such evil can exist So many families changed so many will be missed Thanks to many hero's on flig
Homelessness Trash???
Please see my "My Fox Blog" entitled, "Homelessness Trash". It just seems so senseless.....
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600+ stash and less than 10K til level 14
Myspace Loser...
some fuckwit on myspace has stolen my pictures and is claiming to be me. I've contacted myspace and hopefully it will be deleted, but until then, does anyone feel like spamming his blog?? this is the link to his myspace blog. I've already responded to his blog letting him know he will be deleted http://www.myspace.com/jasonsett
Naughty
This Marine Has Fallen To Second Lets Get His Lead Back
OK IF YOU ARE A TRUE SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS YOU WILL PUT SOME COMMENT DOWN ON THIS MARINE. HE HAS FALLEN TO SECOND AND WE ARE CALLING ALL OF YOU TO AT LEAST SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT FOR A US MARINE, AND HELP HIM WIN THIS CONTSEST. SO COME ON AND GET VOTING. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW
A Kiss
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Head; Your my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; I like you. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
The Best Thing Ever In Life Is....
I remember when my father used to get this in the mail when I was a kid. It would take me forever to read that damn paragraph on the front, but to  be honest we really looked at it for the gruesome pics on the cover!   Enjoy!   Best Thing Ever!
Incapable Love
The Five Stages Of Chocolate
This is me today. Oh the irony....
Thought This Was Funny
Weight loss joke A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see what they think they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two
Ok Everyone Lil Over 24 Hrs To Go
I AM BEHIND BY ABOUT 1000 PTS NOT TO BAD CONSIDERING I WAS OVER 1300 LAST NIGHT AND CRAWLED AHEAD OF THE LEADER THIS AM BY ALMOST 200. SO COMMENT BOMB ME GOOD.. JUST REMEMBER NAIL ME GOOD I LIKE IT HARD N FAST... PINK STOP LAUGHING AT ME. WE ALREADY KNOW I AIN'T RIGHT...LMAO!!! WE GOT A LIL OVER 24 HRS TO GO THANK GOD I SWEAR I AINT ENTERING ANOTHER CONTEST UNLESS ITS A WORTH WHILE ONE. THANKS BUNCHES YOU ALL ROCK!!!
My Love
is like a river it flows on forever! whoooa not really i think i hate everyone!! im really freakin bored!!!!! and this is pointless!!!!!
Mans Biological Clock Lol
Attention My Freaks....
I will be going out of town tomorrow after work until Monday afternoon. For those of you with my number...feel fee to use it. This trip ia a MUCH needed get away....to see my Sista... PS...last time i saw her i was bad...so maybe if you all pray enough i will be bad again and there will be more pictures...lol Yeah yeah so i kiss girls when i am hammered...get over it...or watch im awe...your choice!
First Time Lol
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Attention...attention...amber Alert
Tennessee state police have issued a State wide amber alert. There is a missing child named Andrea Montoya. She went missing at 2:45pm yesterday. and she was last seen in Gatlinburg at the river terris hotel in the laundry room wearing a purple coat and grey jogging pants. she is 3 ft tall and weighs 96 lbs. She is originally from florida and is here on vacation with her grandma and mother. a white jeep cherokee with florida sunshine license plate was seen circling the area. Please Repost this... She was kidnapped just yesterday. it will take 5 seconds to repost.. What if someone sees this that knows something and a grandma and mother get their kid back. how great would that be? so please just take 5 seconds out of your day to read and repost
See What Yours Says
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Someone Shared This
Through The Storms..... I did not know His love before, The way I know it now. I could not see my need for Him, My pride would not allow. I had it all, without a care, The "Self-sufficient" lie. My path was smooth, my sea was still, Not a cloud was in my sky. I thought I knew His love for me, I thought I'd seen His grace, I thought I did not need to grow, I thought I'd found my place. But then the way grew rough and dark, The storm clouds quickly rolled; The waves began to rock my ship, My anchor would not hold. The ship that I had built myself Was made of foolish pride. It fell apart and left me bare, With nowhere else to hide. I had no strength or faith to face The trials that lay ahead, And so I simply prayed to Him And bowed my weary head. His loving arms enveloped me, And then He helped me stand. He said, "You still must face this storm, But I will hold your hand." So through the dark and lonely night He guided me through pain. I could n
3-22-07 22nd Entry
Check it out, 22nd entry on the 22nd lol. I know, what a weirdo. I can't help it. I have to be a little bit weird even in a blah mood. Sooo, I saw the Sleep Apnea doctor today. I actually may have it in some form! 1 in 20 people does have sleep apenea. Ya never know, if your a snorer, go tell your doctor! Snoring is one of the major telling signals (not everyone that snores has sleep apnea, but go get yourself checked just to be safe.) Sleep apnea for the most part is where your tongue etc slides back and blocks your airway so you actually stop breathing for 10 to 90 seconds! It can happen 100's of times a night too! Here are a few sites you can use if you would like to learn more.....www.ninds.nih.gov .....www.sleepapnea.org .....www.sleepfoundation.org. Now I havn't checked these sites out myself as of yet but I got them out of the pamplet I got at the sleep office. I intend to study more about it. So anywhoo, back to the story. I went to the doctor today. Got my
True Friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
Thief In The Night
Thief In The Night I've been up all night, Trying to figure out just what went wrong You know its been rather quiet, Kind of like the calm before the storm. But my thoughts keep taking me back Way back to yesterday When i read your note that simply said "Your going away"... Your a thief in the night You stole my heart away Your a robber of love Making sure that you always get away Taking with you all my tomorrows.. Leaving only the hurt I feel today... Your a thief in the night... You stole my heart away. How could i have known you'd hide dark clouds behind your smile A true game it was to you Loving me, just was'nt your style no ones ever gonna hurt you.. At least thats what you always used to say I gave you my heart And now i see the price i had to pay Your a thief in the night You stole my heart away Your a robber of love Making sure that you always get away Taking with you all my tomorrows.. Leaving only the hurt I feel today... Your a t
If We Had Sex,..
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply TO MY INBOX so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you multiple orgasms? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked/sucked you? 20. Would you date me? 21. Would you do it tod
The Best Comeback Line Ever!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. This a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: ! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even tou
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Hopefully This Is Less True Than It Used To Be...
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Mysterious75%Passion50%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
No More Making A Thug Cry!
He says he loves me He shows me in ways That only he could His happy is in his eyes His love is in his heart He shows the best of him to me And I don’t ever want to be apart He kisses me with passion The heat from a thousand Suns I wonder where I was before him My life started with his hello I gave him my forever He asked me to be his I said yes Quick Like a Bunny I’m a quirky girl He’s a funny boi We match in ways That make other jealous We will walk the world Hand in hand With each other Like we’ve only had one another Our past is void Our future is bright We’ll love till the end And won’t ever notice the time It will feel like the first time every time In the blink of the eye we will have had Our life Together Laughing Loving Kissing Hugging He is my forever I am his for always
Attn: Angel Family Members Plz Read.....
I need help to win this contest! SeX SlAvE or Is It CyBeR QuEen You pick...lmao I need comment bombs! If i win big party at the lounge with anything goes...woot! Thanks luv yea Maria click on pic to comment bomb! I need help to win this contest! SeX SlAvE or Is It CyBeR QuEen You pick...lmao I need comment bombs! If i win big party at the lounge with anything goes...woot! Thanks luv yea Maria click on pic to comment bomb!
Letter Excuse Stash !!
Hi all It's already Saturday morning here in the UK, so my weekend is off to a start :o) I hope you have a great weekend !! I've done a stash which is letters from parents to their childrens schools to explain absences. Now these excuses are supposed to be real but i've put them in the joke section cos i thought they were funny. Please stop by and show some luv !! Enjoy ! Lin xx
Friends.....
You know who you are...I love you GIRL...Always and Forever, and whenever you need anything don't hesitate to call me!!!
Tribute To Tina
Tina Davis harshly died of cancer. She was a wonderful person and loved everyone. She first discovered she had cancer on her monthly doctor visit. She was sent to Vanderbilt University Medical Center. The doctors told her they could most likely help her. After a couple months of chemo, the cancer was gone. She was sent home. Friends and family were so happy. But then about three months later, the cancer was back. This news was more devastating than the first. She was put through chemo again. And remained in the hospital for about six months. All of her hair had fallen out, she continued to cry and cry, but worst of all, she didn't believe she would get any better. Doctors told her she would and not to worry. They again sent her home hoping for the best. Within two months, the cancer was back for a third time. There was nothing the doctors could do. She couldn't take chemo again. Her body was not strong enough. She really did go through a lot. She was so strong. She truly was a fighter.
Pocket Of Love
Pocket of love I have a pocket of love in my heart, It's lasting, and it is forever, I love you all the time you see, I wish you well too in your endeavors. My pocket of Love is always with me I carry it where ever I go My love overflows to my spirit and soul, I love you I want you to know. yours mohammad.
As Time Goes By
Pyschoanalysis & Synopsis Of Haters Rating 1s To Pics
The Pyschoanalysis and Synopsis of Giving Low Ratings, Negative Comments or Bombing Its Actual A Good Positive Thing!!!!!! If you come to my page and rate me a 1, remember I still get points and level up. You are more than welcome to rate me 1 if you like. Rating means NOTHING to me and shows how important I am to you and how much of an impact I have over you. I personally don't need a group, clan, posse or to create multiple accounts to gang up on anyone. Anyone that does that is demonstrating their cowardness and weakness. As for me, I stand alone on my own with no backing up of anyone. That is proof of REAL courage, being FEARLESS and show that my mentality is strong and levelheaded. You can have or create 10+ multiple screen names or friends to torpedo my site. Any comments or rating of 1s, is still POINTS to level up and with 10+ or more screen names you create or have your gang of friends, come 1, come all, help me level up FAST!!! I welcome it, since rating 1 or 10, giv
Ok,more Feelings.
I mean, I just don't know how to feel or what to feel right now. I feel as if the whole damn world has taken a shit on me and I can't get the damn shit off of me. I mean everything I say or do I end up geting hurt one way or another. I'm sick of everyone keeping the true feeling from me and i'm sick of everyone thinking they know who i truely am better then myself, I worked my ass of to stand on my two feet and i feel like someone has cut them off. I mean my life is so fucked up right now that I'm shocked it has taken me this long to reach the point of not haveing faith or reason any more. Like what the hell am I to do. It's like damn if I do and damn if i don't. Just so sick of this shit, I'm sick of geting knocked around when I'm at my lowest. I mean what the fuck,it's like I care about all these damn people and none of them give a shit about me or my feelings.
Hiding Behind The Mask
The net is an interesting place to witness human nature. Are we what we claim to be or are we hiding behind a mask, being only want we want to be. Allowing people only seeing what we want them to see. Replacing something that is missing in real life, trying to find it here. It seems some feel they can be, do or say anything with out regrets, that we are only pixels of their imagination, forgetting that there is a real person on the other side of the monitor. I sit here at time in amazement of things I have witness, you think after all these years of chatting things would not amaze me but they do. But realizing for some this is just a fantasy world, a place for them to escape their reality. But for others this is their reality, out there in real is just a fantasy of what they wish it could be, but have gotten so caught up in here that real has now become nothing more than a fantasy. I have had those that have tried to drag me into their delusional world. Which I refuse to do. I gu
The Hardy Armwarmers
My sons will have their other DX shirts and their armwarmers just in time For Wrestlemania..which is a huge event in our household..they are so happy.. I love making them smile
Sexxii Older Man
RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Rubia's Sexxii Older Male Contest THE CONTEST ENDIN SUNDAY AT 12PM EST Winning Prizes: 1st-Rolex 2nd-Mens ring 3rd-Mens bracklet Contestants and Voters can comment bomb theirself. Please no fake accounts or bots. (repost of original by 'TheRH ( Ladies Suductive Look Contest-Now Open)' on '2007-03-25 10:38:48')
Used To
"Used To" You used to talk to me like I was the only one around. You used to lean on me like The only other choice was falling down. You used to walk with me like We had nowhere we needed to go, Nice and slow, to no place in particular. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to know. At least there's you, and at least there's me. Can we get this back? Can we get this back to how it used to be? I used to reach for you when I got lost along the way. I used to listen. You always had just the right thing to say. I used to follow you. Never really cared where we would go, Fast or slow, to anywhere at all. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to kno
Butterfly Drive-
I WANT TO THIK A FEW PPL. SO FAR WE HAVE FLORIDA, NEW YORK, NORTH CAROLINA, UNITED KINGDOM, VIRGINA, AND A FEW OTHERS THAT I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMER UT I WAT MORE PLEASE. Some of my friends and I came up with this Idea. > > Its quite possibly a long stretch do get it done but I would be honoured If this Idea actually does come about. > > > I would like everyones help to make a handicapped childs smile beam so proudly and make others feel her warmth and love. > > Part of her life story is in my blogs under Raven. Here is a little back ground story. > > May do not know I have a severely Handicapped daughter . I contracted toxoplasmosis no it is not a old wives tale it is something VERY real. It is a bug in laymans terms that inflicts itself on the host and if pregant the unborn child normally killing that child. > Its contracted from feral or outside cats that eat birds and other things to live. Not common but can be found in indoor cats as well. > > With th
Best Couples Contest
My Sex Slave contest is just bout done. So with that being said. Onward with the upcoming. I'd like to throw some spice into this, My intentions of this contest is to have a team of men, a tesm of females. The most comments too them shall decide whom is the winner of the sexes. The winner is then therfor considered the couple an shall be rewarded with a gift thereafter. To be honest, I have no intentions of scamming you, But the gift should be an estimate value of 10 or 20 thousand cherrybucks for the fact I'm poor. So i apologise.
Brooklyn Stand Up By Stimuli
Evanescence--bring Me To Life
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Guns N Roses--welcome To The Jungle
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Boyfriend Gets Stuck In A Car Accident
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help," he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover yourself with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help! Help! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."
What The Meaning Of My True Love Is!!
What the meaning of love is to me, and what I want outta it!! Ya know sometimes people have a different picture of what they want or think love is, and I am one of em, true love isn't something you work on like alot of people say.... true love is something that just happens and is very effortless!! So why do people think that for your true love to happen, they will fall into your lap, and then you have to work on it, and arguments and fights are normal, yes they are normal, in a way........but true love you would be able to sit down together and talk about the problems you are having with an effortless way of doing it...... So here it goes this is what I want and why it is so hard to find what I call and want true love to be in my life!! True love is a very passionate love, doesn't matter if you have 3 children and she has 3 children, or you have none..... True love is when I want to race home from work everyday of my life to get to her, not wanting to work any overtime whats
Drove To Kentucky For A Rock.
Seriously, what a damn waste! Drove all the way to Paducah just to get there, find a cool lookin rock on the ground and go in to the dentist's office only to be told "Sorry we are no longer accepting IDPA insurance. We stopped taking it last friday." WTF?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah, the next closest oral surgeon that accepts my insurance is in CHICAGO! GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMOTHERFUCKINGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Then we picked up a couple of hitchhikers and their cute hitchhiker dog named D.O.G. hehe *sigh* Get home to find that my dog tore up trash allllll over my living room AND shit in my floor! What's next
Master
Master I will trust to you, My heart, my soul, my form, I trust you to take care of them, And do no lasting harm, To use the many tools you have, And bend me to your will, Take me through pain to pleasure, With artistry and skill. Master I will yield to you, My body's yours to own, A plaything and an instrument - Sweet music of my moans. My skin is but a canvas, To paint with stripe and bruise, I give to you my fullest trust, And pray it's not abused. Master tie me now with ropes, And send me to sub-space, Away from harsh reality, To my private, inner place; I give to you my mind and form, And this of my free will, For you to cherish as your own, And do no harm nor ill.
Kitty Hospital
My kitty had to be taken to the emergency vet tonight. He has a blockage in his bladder & intestines. Going to be over $2500 to getting him feeling better. We're hoping he won't need surgery. Please say a little prayer for him. I've had Nibbler since he was 3 wks old. Tnx!
Love Speaks
A quiet pace of life Leads you to an intimate feeling An emotion to lead you To a greater adventure of the heart The heart makes mistake And becomes numb on a certain point of event But be sensitive if it feels the sincerity of one’s heart And makes it a wonderful start Being in-love is so easy But keeping it makes it difficult to maintain For the love needs to be nurture Like a plant in the garden Which, needs constant touch of love And watering of one’s sincerity Love don’t need to demand It just flows in the heart And give voluntary action That makes both happy And nourish each one’s heart You don’t need to talk much Just listen to your heart And be gentle When love speaks… Posted by piscesean Jay | Permalink
Global Warming
Justin Rood Reports: Bush administration officials throughout the government have engaged in White House-directed efforts to stifle, delay or dampen the release of climate change research that casts the White House or its policies in a bad light, says a new report that purports to be the most comprehensive assessment to date of the subject. Researchers for the non-profit watchdog Government Accountability Project reviewed thousands of e-mails, memos and other documents obtained through Freedom of Information Act requests and from government whistle-blowers and conducted dozens of interviews with public affairs staff, scientists, reporters and others. The group says it has identified hundreds of instances where White House-appointed officials interfered with government scientists' efforts to convey their research findings to the public, at the behest of top administration officials. The report is slated to be released tomorrow at a hearing before the House Science Committee
Your Old Stand By
Sexxy Man Contest 1st Place Wins Blast!
~~ Sexy Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need Men for my contest! With shirt or without! 1st Place will win a blast! 1st Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 4th Person is...... with 1 comments 5th Person is...... with 1 comments! 6th Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd & 3rd gets V.I.P. gifts from CT Shop! Contest starts 3/29 thur 4/6 Want to enter send me your pic in my messages and i will enter you! you can comment bomb yourself! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~ Cyber * Mama~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~ArchAngel~*~ Of Angel Family~*~@ CherryTAP
News From My Cousin Cliff
well i got just got word today that my cousin cliff is stationed in Fallujah and he just told his mom that he had to kill some one. he said that he was on patrol and there was a pick up truck coming at him so he fired a warning shot but the truck kept coming so he shot the truck up and killed the person driving. thats all i know for now i will try to put up more when i get it. he dose seem to be doing well after that from what i hear so i hope he is going to be safe and all of the troops will be safe till the fighting is finished. until next time.
My Band Name
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My Man Tooo Hor*ey
Not to complain, I'm sure other people don't have my problem or soo none of my friends do. My Husband is the horniest male I have ever met Its constant. If I wernt on birth control I'm sure we would of had 7 kids by now We have been married 6 years and the fire has never gone out. I'm sure i will regret the day it starts but for now i feel like a mechanical bull. He is loving sweet and cherises me We don't fight much at all and life is great. We don't make tons of money and sometimes we have to get a loan till the next pay day but none of that seems to damper his sex drive. Anyone out there with the same problem give me a hollar i'd like to know how you cope :)
Numb
I sit here looking out at the world today. I ask my self what has happen to make this world change as much as it has. I tell my self no one cares like they use to. When was the last time you spoke to your new neighbor down the road that just moved in ? Had to think didnt you you have never talked to them. Unless you are one of the few that grow up like I did where no matter what you still ask people how they are and really care about how they are and acctully take the time to pause in this fast paced world and listen to them and i dont mean just listen but you hear there words feel there words....When I was growing up everyone watched everyones kids now days you cant do that because you do not know who or what is in you neighbor hood this world is so full of hate what happen to that one ten comandment that say love they neighbor not hate them or cause problems. I am not just talking about the neighbors right next door to you either I do mean the ones over seas to the ones we are fight
Fear
A COCOPHONY OF SWIRLING THOUGHTS BRING AN URGE FOR FLIGHT, TRUST, DISTRUST, AN URGENCY TO FAVOR THE VIOLENT ONES, RUN, RUN, THE VOICE SAYS AS MY FOOT LIFTS FROM THE FLOOR TO RESPOND, ONLY TO BE LOWERED BY UNCERTAINTY, DO NOT GIVE YOUR HEART AGAIN IT SAYS , REMEMBER THE LAST TIME , YOU SLUMPED TO YOUR BED DEFEATED AND IN PAIN AND YOUR SPIRIT WITHERED, A WOUND YOU SWORE NEVER TO BEAR AGAIN, DON'T GET CLOSE, SHARE YOUR LUST BUT NOT YOUR HEART AND SOUL, FOR IT IS ONLY IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL THAT THE MORTAL WOUNDS ARE INFLICTED. TO LOWER YOU TO THE FLOOR IN A POOL OF PAIN TO ENSURE A LONG ,SLOW SUFFERING,
Just A ? Maybe Someone Has A Answer
Aight...Im not trying to bring no one down or nothing like that But I jus wanna know..Why is it woman(Most Not All) Always say they want love and Commitment when they always go for the Billy Badass's that always hurt them....I was always told Never sail ya ship backwards U will never see the sun rise nor set but damn has my ship sunk...Is there not one woman looking for someone decent or vice versa
About Last Night....
Last night I posted quite the pessimistic blog and I woke up this morning wanting to delete it. I have a tendency to get a little over dramatic when I have been let down, lied to or just over all disappointed in people. That all has subsided, however, I felt as though I would leave it up just to remind myself that there are better ways of handling things. The root of my anger stemmed from my teenage daughters...I swear they are going to be the death of me! They decided to go to a friends house for the night and I assumed the girl lived in our neighborhood....well, what do they say about assuming? You look like a fool! My girls took it upon themselves to take a bus to the light rail station to Downtown Denver, then catch another bus to half way to Boulder! I was pissed!! They are only 13 years old for crying out loud!! I got in the car and went and picked them up at 8 pm. I refuse to be one of those parents that allows their children to run wild all over the city. I was so upset last
Plug Me In (swan Song Of Society)
Plug Me In (or 'Swan Song of Society') Line me up to that long list of multiple redundancy where we are all the same and feed from the same bottle Take us where we are supposed to go by law, by social proper Plug me in into the pestilence of society Here is my life bleed my pocket dry meet me, date me, rape me, kill me show me what we're all equally entitled to experience Join the circle of the same, of the rule and guideline teach me what I already know mold my talents into what this society this pestilence will accept with open arms slave to the fool puppet to perversion clone among clones on the mass production line Plug me in deep way inside society Give me that mantle that dorm, that diploma all the stress you have to offer hand me the keys to complexity let me boost my problems high and higher add to the blood debt give to the blood bank suck me to the last drop of my individuality let me be hindered by standards on all levels so
10 Ways To Put Passion Back In The Bedroom
Are you ready to take your passion to a new level? These tips are sure to take just about any relationship from ho-hum to WOW! Some ideas may seem like basic romance… but let's be honest… when was the last time you ACTUALLY did them? That's right… the only way for this to work is to put the ideas into practice. Try all 10 and see what happens! Take a hot shower or bath together. When you are in the bath or shower, keep close physical contact. Wash each other and whisper in their ear the things you specifically love about making love to them. Share a romantic dinner in front of the fireplace. Nothing speaks romance like sharing a meal in front of the glow of a burning fire. It's even better if you're nude or barely covered with lace and silk. Make sure the dinner you share is conducive to a romantic setting. Food that can easily be eaten with the least amount of utensils is usually your best bet! Keep constant close physical contact when you are not at home. Keeping
Lol
Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Omg
ok i sit here pondering what to do i am in the middle with out you if i had you in my arms then i would have be with you i am person who is no one specail i woul dkill to have my heart in one peace agin i urn for love but and never get it in retrun you say you want me and i hope it is true i sit here thinking about you i know i can sit her etyping till i turn blue but for now all i want is you if you can see it then i am screwed but i hope yousee that i want you
If You Want To Live Off Of Smog, Then Take A Breath
Paint the circumference in my manifesto Seep through the bullet holes Try to collect the free-fall over-flow Dimensional transcendence the wormhole looks dangerous Stupid not courageous Infamous not famous Enraged and contagious Aggressively pursue the evasive The fort is only makeshift, we’re awaiting a replacement Hold up the mud hut pining for correspondence Conspire without an accomplice Retire service of cowardice The apparent absurdness and irreverence is herding us Delusionary luminance and false generosity Roll up tight in the bile-spit of hypocrisy The ends will justify the mediocrity Detachable mandible bone soup is now a delicacy Get caught in the fluid spill of the intangible trinity Unimaginable virility hampering functionality Unattainable grip on the trick against my sanity Unavoidable slip as I scream for you to come back to me Unreliable company of imaginative self-loathing Assurances reverberate off the revilement of my intoxicant Redress the
3d Stockcar Screensaver Featuring The Voices Of Jeff Hammond And Kenny Wallace! Free Demo Download!
3D Stockcar Screensaver featuring the voices of Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace! Download the Demo now!"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A Racin' Fan's Ass!" The first ever 3D Stockcar Screensaver featuring the voices of Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace! ScreenRacer is a 3D Race car screensaver experience like no other! It runs on Microsoft's DirectX technology using an advanced physics system to drive the vehicles. Each racecar uses a ridged racing AI system that will keep you glued to your monitor. You will never see the same race twice, because the program is AI driven. This program is a must for any racing fan! A FREE Demo version of ScreenRacer will be available for download off the new LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™ NASCAR Driver prank call album/Interactive CD. * Included almost 150 audio clips from Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace. * Enable/Disable all sounds, if you want to run the screensaver silent. * Scalable settings allow users with slower computers to run the
Friday Night Lights
I don't watch NBC a lot so I can understand why I wasn't aware of this show. Have you watched Friday Night Lights, which is filmed here in Austin, TX???
A Friend For Mummville
Please help my friend get to level 5 ASAP so she can join us in Mummville. satiakat@ CherryTAP Rate her, fan her, add her, and all that good stuff. She is a friend of mine and she is a real sweetheart. Repost this too. GreyHawk
Cheater
Cheater: I once dreamed of you and I, It was hard for me to say goodbye. I fell in love with you the day we met, You were the one; I had my heart set. I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you by my side, Until the day I found out you had lied. You took her back to the bed I slept in with you, When I found out I wasn’t sure what to do. I jumped in my car and drove mile after mile, Not wanting to scream but that’s my style. I was scared that and upset that I lost you that day, Six months later I still don’t know the words to say. I love you yet but hate you for what you put me through, I did nothing except love and spoil you. It’s over for good that much I know, All because you cheated on me with that dirty ho. I don’t know your number or where you are anymore, But that’s a good thing; keep your pregnant little whore.
Jaded-ness
this home... love is gone from this place only alarms scheduals and organization remain... a chill replaces the warmth rumors replace truth past replaces future a stone replaces the heart memories are lost and sacrificed on the altar of efficacy in order to forget... everything denial and apathy replace knowledge and affirmation... I could go on, but the exhaustion of gravity has replaced the stamina of weightlessness t redfearn
Sick Of It
why is it that everytime i become happy someone makes me sad? when i am excited someone makes me mad i let the words of truth roll off my tongue and my finger tips but sometimes i am doubted as if they never left my lips what have i done to get treated this way to have someone tear me apart every single day i am sick of being walked on like i dont fucking exist sick of everyone purposely trying to get me pissed tired of the person i care about the most taking back the things he has said that made me feel like i meant something to someone for once tired of feeling whole again and having someone take it away so i can feel lonely again like i did all those months afraid of never being good enough and time and time again i get proved right i guess its the end because i dont have the strength to keep putting up a fight i have a hard time coping with people that lie to me and i am sick of being mind fucked i should have realized a long time ago that i will aways have bad luck

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