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Where Are We Living...1st Blog
Something not to laugh about If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.. The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called bef

Time
Time is a curious thing I never stops no matter what Like life it just continues moving forever onward never stopping I sit and wonder what would happen if just once time stopped moving And all the world just took a moment to reflect on all they've done Time what a curious thing Never breaking for an instant If only time were infinite for me oh what I could do then But would I want to? Yes time is a curious thing

Jake's Unanswered Prayer
Jake's Unanswered Prayer Jake, the rancher, went one day to fix a distant fence. The wind was cold and gusty and the clouds rolled, gray and dense. As he pounded the last staples in and gathered tools to go, The temperature had fallen and the snow began to blow. When he finally reached his pickup, he felt a heavy heart, From the sound of that ignition, he knew it wouldn't start. So Jake did what most of us would do, if we'd have been there. He humbly bowed his balding head and sent aloft a prayer. As he turned the key for the last time, he softly cursed his luck. They found him three days later, frozen stiff in that old truck. Now Jake had been around in life, and done his share of roamin'. But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked-it looked just like Wyomin'. Of all the saints in Heaven, his favorite was St. Peter. [Now, this line, it ain't needed but it helps with rhyme and meter.] So they set and talked a spell or two, or maybe it was three, Nobody was keepin' scor

Ummm.....santa A Female???
The Truth, as We All Know . . . . . . . I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate c

Making Life Yours
Making Life Yours Perception There is no secret recipe for happiness and contentment. The individuals who move through life joyously have not necessarily been blessed with lives of abundance, love, success, and prosperity. Such people have, however, been blessed with the ability to take the circumstances they've been handed and make them into something great. Our individual realities are colored by perception-delight and despair come from within rather than without. Situations we regard as fortuitous please us while situations we judge inauspicious cause us no end of grief. Yet if we can look at all we have accomplished without dwelling on our perceived misfortune and make each new circumstance our own, the world as a whole becomes a brighter place. A simple shift in attitude can help us recognize and unearth the hidden potential for personal and outer world fulfillment in every event, every relationship, every duty, and every setback. The universe is often an unpredictable and

Star To Dark
Lifes a crock and then you die so why dont you just pass me bye you stop and stare and say how sad you must be so lonely down there in your dark little world you call a life so come up and join me in the light

Dark Fire
dark fire smoldering within my soul starving for fuel to make it whole hot, searing heat within my veins needing to give receiving only pain dark and lonely it hungers for care someone to feed the fire in there dark and evil striving to be seen buried as if just a bad dream scorching me with silent heat knowing I will never meet a soul with fire such as mine a soul with passion as dark and divine longing, needing to share the flame with he who smolders just the same unable to speak or to cry out buried inside a silent shout do i have enough strength to try? no, deep inside me the embers die fire turns to ice in my heart crystals forming ripping me apart building up those icy walls protecting me from scary falls walls of ice as strong as stone protecting me keeping me alone content in my prison my walls, my jail making my own living hell no hope no giving why do i go on living? small embers of flame protected by ice

Sean Bell
NEW YORK (AP) -- Police fired 50 rounds Saturday at a car of unarmed men leaving a bachelor party at a strip club, killing the groom on his wedding day in a shooting that drew a furious outcry from family members and community leaders. The spray of bullets hit the car 21 times, after the vehicle rammed into an undercover officer and then an unmarked NYPD minivan twice, police said. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly would not say if the collisions were what prompted police to open fire. It was too early to say whether the shooting was justified, Kelly said. (Watch questions raised by groom's shooting ) Police thought one of the men in the car might have had a gun. But police found no weapons. "Although it is too early to draw conclusions about this morning's shootings ... we know that the NYPD officers on the scene had reason to believe that an altercation involving a firearm was about to happen and were trying to stop it," Mayor Michael Bloomberg said in a statement. Kel

Lets See How Smart You Cherries Are!
IQ TEST Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready ? What is the time? Start. 1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? ____________________ 2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? ____________________ 3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? ____________________ 4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?____________________ 5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? ___________________ 6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater,

What Past Life Animal Were You?
You Were a Swan You are a spiritual soul who sees into the future. You are also good at interpreting dreams - those of yourself and others. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Hi Everyone What's Up Info On Me
Hi my name is Tina i live in Tennessee! im 19 year's old. i have a fiance his name is John i belong to a loving family called sanction lowrider's aka SLR. I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY FIANCE MY FRIENDS,MY FAMILY, I LOVE CHILLING WITH FRIENDS, PARTYING,CLUBBING,DRINKING LISTENIN TO MUSIC,CAMPING,FISHING,LISTENING TO MUSIC,WATCHING MOVIES,SWIMMING,DANCING,TALKING ON THE PHONE AND ON THE INTERNET I LOVE YAHOO AND MYSPACE.AND I REALLY HOPE YALL WILL ADD ME AND BE MY FRIEND CAUSE I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE EVERY DAY THANKS TJ

Selling A Car
Selling your car illegally A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 m

Contact Blue Demon...hottest Guy Contest.
ladies help me out .... must find the best guys blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)' on '2006-12-15 18:13:30')

Long Lost Love.......
Wherever you are tonight I am thinking of you. even if your so far away, It doesn't mean I can't close my hands and pray; that your safe and happy, and hopeing I'll find you again someday. All that I have are my dreams the memories of you and me. the walks along the beach, laughing and swimming in the sea. our long talks, while looking in your beautiful eyes, learning about each others lives. time between you and I was quickly passing by, then came the tears because I had to say goodbye. Wherever you are now were sitting underneath the same big sky, we can even be wishing on the same star tonight that we'll find one another, but untill that day comes I'll be waiting for you forever My Long Lost Love.

10 Things
Things that will probably elude me my entire life. -Rock hard abs! (It has to be said with an exclamation mark doesn't it?) -Appreciation for Rachel Ray. -A winning lottery ticket. -A taste for cottage cheese (blech). -A scifi style ray gun (I've wanted one since I was 8) -A trip to the rings of Saturn. -That one Residents album I can't seem to find anywhere. -A pair of contact lenses that don't cause me 30 seconds of agony every time I put them in. -A method of extracting beer from thin air. -A group of people I can refer to as 'my minions'.

Wow.
I have never felt so hurt in my life. And i swear if someone says to me im a big girl get over it, or shit happens im gonna punch them. I dont want your sympathy i just want to fucking rant. I can't believe i didnt put 2 and 2 together earlier. Im being fucking lied to dude, and i was to dumb to realize it until today. For fucks sake. Just holy fucking wow. Wanta talk about a slap in the face, that sure the fuck was one. I should have figured it out sooner. I SERIOUSLY should have. But i didn't. And for that im the moron. Icon of the day go fuck yourself. Today i do. Jesus fuck monkeys. I work to much, but now i wont mind it so much, cause i have literally NOTHING to worry about. Because im done caring :) Im done being used, im done feeling like shit when i cant make everyone happy, im done being little miss helpful and little miss do everything for fucking everyone. You're grown ups now, do it YOURSELF. And thats just what they are is "boys" ♥ But its f

After All.
After all those excuses, pushing me away. trying to get rid of me, having it your own way. why do i still think about you? After all those times we were together, enjoying ourselves, being there with you. why cant i put it behind me? After all the anger, confusion, and sorrows. the tears i wept for you. the feelings, why do i feel i miss you? After parting from you, why do i still think about you? why cant i put everything behind me? why do i feel i still miss you? why do i feel the way i do? (C) Copyright. Angel

Passionate
You Are 86% Passionate, 14% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

So So
Exams are over, what a relief, I have my grades, so no stressing over those. Ravenspedigree came to visit me yesterday, we goofed off and did some pictures, and he's gonna fix them up to make me pretty... Sadly I had to cut our shoot for today because I had a terrible headache, I still do, and my eyes are sore...O_o...but hopefully I can plan to go visit him soon and we'll do even more! I had fun except for the whole cold part...grr, or should I say brr? But yea...now to find ways to end my boredom in productive ways...it feels sooo weird to not have something to do, no assignments, no papers, no tests to study for...just freedom, sweet freedom...lol Ok, so yea, I'll update you on the photography progress...if I can't update much (as I am now on dial-up...grr) then you all have a Merry Christmas!!!

Review - The Fast And The Furious - Tokyo Drift
Cliches make me nauseas. Seriously, there is something about cliches that make me feel physically ill. And after watching this movie for about ten minutes, I had begun considering whether or not to visit the local chemist for a home pregnancy test. The only reason I watched this sad endictment of modern film was because a)my housemate rented it, so I didn't have to pay for it; and b) I read somewhere that, despite the two previous films in the "Fast & The Furious" trilogy being utter butt-phlegm, this one was meant to be okay. "Okay". This is the worst call ever to be made by a human being. I haven't even seen the first two, but I can say with all authority even if they are as horrible as this reality-defyingly bad piece of bathroom-rubbish-bin-scum, that still doesn't warrant the naming of this film to be anything higher than "fucking bullshit". To describe this "film" to you in any greater detail would be giving it too much credit. I love bad films, but this goes beyond any

Options Other Than Ct
Don't know about the rest of you but getting pretty sick of CT getting all parental on us. Now we have to be careful of the comments we post else we get banned. Hey if I post a x rated comment you can be damn sure I know the person and they like that. So I am thinking of moving on. Have tried xpeeps but while it is the perfect adult social network it's pretty lame on abilities. Tagged seems too prudish even more than CT Anyone got alternatives that they have tried?

New Store
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Hooah!
WOO HOO!!! IM HAPPY! Current mood: ecstatic so dispite the shit in the last few blogs, i am in a great mood! My life is TOTALLY looking up! david and i went to talk to the recruiters today. IM JOINING THE ARMY! i'm going to go active duty. i havent signed anything yet, but im stoked about it! this is something that i have wanted to do for awhile now. the thing that was holding me back was honestly the lack of support. my parents didnt support me when i told them that i was going to just talk to the af recruiters when i was back in NC. but guess what mom and dad? my husband supports me 10000000000% and he knows that i can do it! anyone who knows me knows that once i put my mind to something i can get the shit done with perfection! i want to get stationed at fort campbell and i more than likely will, but we will see. i have to go back on the 27th to talk to the female recruiter. i gotta get back in shape. i am hoping that i get all the crap done with before my baby red

A Poem From The Heart
Please let this one dream come true. . . She walks along in the rain on a cold November day She looks up so the rain can wash away her tears Shaking and shivering she knocks on the door Hoping someone on the other side will give a damn! Praying to god that she won’t be left alone again Waiting for what seems an eternity without an answer She falls to her knees sobbing Fighting with her self knowing that there is at least one person who cares And for him she keeps going Keeps eating at least one meal a day Stops sliding that sharp little blade Across a wrist that remembers a kiss That is attached to a mind that dreams of sunrises and warm beds And lying next to the one she loves until small voices call from the other room Dreams of loving kisses and sweet smiles of children that she worked so hard for Straining with every inch to give them a chance to breath in life With him by her side she is not afraid All to soon she realizes she is still alone in the cold rai

Poetry
My life is a story that is untold. But soon the anwsers will unfold. Inside the pages of my book. If you care to take a look. A tale of emptiness, sadness,suspence and love. Truely a tale of a angel blessed from above. She walked into other peoples lives. Blessing them with her light. Fornification was her greatest sin. How she temepted the minds of men. Now she awaits judgement day. A debt she will have to repay. That thought often scares her so. Just enough to dullen her glow. She gets on her knees to pray. That god fogives her everyday. Will he allow her to come home? Or lock the gate and leave her alone. Her life was nothing but one big game. A race for glory to claim the flame. Till the day she met one just like she. To her surprise it was a he. The battle of the sex"es has begain. Her mind races to make her plan. Was he sent as a dream come true? Or for her to save him too. Save him from the things in his head. Wicked thoughts cleared with her in his

How Often Do You Fly?
Someone just sent me a photo or an airplane that doesn't appear to be getting the proper maintenance. You should be able to tell by the planes colors what company it is… Personally if I saw a crack in a window this large, I would be reaching for a parachute… http://www.winthelotto.net/airplane_window_crack.jpg

So Where The Hell Have I Been???
Geesh, life seems to be beating the hell out of me these days. I don't think I actually know whether I am coming or going. Most of the time I don't think I even care. I did go back home to West Virginia. I was there for a whole three weeks and now I am back in NC.......... happy, happy fucking joy! I really felt I had to come back for the time being though. I had a good time being back home. It was nice waking up to the train going thru town every morning. Some would probably find it annoying, but I had really missed it. Momma Beth and I got out and went shopping quite a bit though she just wasn't much up to dealing with alot with Jayson gone this year. She has actually been quite sick this holiday season and I worry about her. Millisa did bring in the kids Thanksgiving week though and it was so nice to see the joy in momma's face the first time she got to hold Breanna. She is such a beautiful baby girl. There is so much of Jayson in her smile and her twinkling little eyes.

Heart Shaped Locket (poem)
Hidden in my coat pocket I keep a heart shaped locket Inside is an worn photo Of a pretty girl I know Beautiful in black and white With a star filled sky at night A moment captured in time Taken when she was still mine I remember her embrace Brings a smile to my face Also a tear to my eye So I close it with a sigh I pray we will reunite For just one more moonlit night

Wish.........
They say to make a wish on the first star you see at night. As for me, the wish I want to make, I'm afraid I can't make come true. I'd wish for you to love me; I'd wish for you to stay with me, but deep down, I know I can't make it happen. I don't know how you truly feel, or what YOU really want. Now for me to make that wish would only be foolish. My one actual wish would be to make your main wish come true. I can't make you love me, nor can I make you stay, but I can wish, 'cause a wish is actaully a dream and some dreams come true, as for one of mine already did...you. I can make all the wishes I want, but none of them can change reality. My ONLY wish I really want is for you to be happy. star light, start bright, The first star I see tonight, May I have this wish I wished tonight?

Scared Santa Pics???
LOL.. I have a bunch of pictures of my daughter on Santa's lap throughout the years, but I don't ever remember her being scared. That being said, take a look at these pictures posted by the readers of the Austin American Statesman. Just a word of caution.... not all of the children were scared.... or scarred for life! It does look like some of the children had a great time having their Santa Photo's taken!! :D

Irresistible
I see you looking at me; I know you want to walk my way You see me looking with your approach I await what you have to say. Full eye contact as smile meets smile I’ll have you wanting to make time with me last a while. I won’t tell you that I want to kick it with you It’s not easy to get with me, to that I always hold true See if you’re about games or all about me Test drive your notions, read into you and analyze what I see. Give you a sample of how I’d be your lady Walk away leaving you with a maybe Give you a wink and a nod to look me up See if you have what it takes to step up Can you handle being with a girl like me No strings attached and so full of energy. Are you spontaneous enough to keep my attention; Can you keep up and are clear of deception? Are you capable to love me more than the day before? Break my trust or my heart I’ll gladly show you the door. After my evaluation is tested and approved I’ll be tempted to give back and make my move. This time I’ll

Poem By Me
MOTHER NATURE I KNOW A MOTHER WHOSE LIKE NO OTHER SHE CAN BE WARM AND KIND THEN THERES TIMES WHEN SHE IS SAD AND MAD SHE GIVES US BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO SEE THEN WHY DO WE POLLUTE HER SEAS? SHE IS ALWAYS FAIR THEN WHY DO WE POLLUTE HER AIR? SHE LENDS A HELPING HAND THEN WHY DO WE DESTOY HER LAND?

Gotta Have Fun
You are 74% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Mint-chocolate Truffles
Ingredients: 1/3 cup semi-sweet mint chocolate chips 4 ounces less fat cream cheese -- softened 1 bag (16 ounce size) powdered sugar -- sifted 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 1/4 cup sifted powdered sugar 2 tablespoons semisweet mint chocolate chips Directions: Place 1/3 cup chips in a glass bowl. Microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until almost melted; stir until smooth. Cool. Add cheese to melted chips; beat at medium speed of a mixer until smooth. Add powdered sugar to cheese mixture; beat until well-blended. Press mixture into a 6-inch square on plastic wrap; cover with additional plastic wrap. Chill at least 1 hour. Remove top sheet of plastic wrap; cut mixture into 48 squares. Roll each square into a ball; place on wax paper. Roll half of balls in cocoa; roll remaining balls in 1/4 cup powdered sugar. Place 2 tablespoons chips in a heavy-duty zip-top plastic bag; microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until soft. Knead bag until smooth. Snip a tiny hole in corner of bag; drizzle cho

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
Ingredients: 1 pound fresh chestnuts Directions: Preheat oven to 400ºF. Select fresh chestnuts that are heavy, glossy and firm, with smooth shells. Using a paring knife, cut a small cross on one side of each shell to allow steam to escape and to make nuts easier to peel. Place nuts in a single layer in a heavy oven-proof skillet or roasting pan. Roast 15 to 20 minutes. Wrap hot chestnuts in a towel and squeeze to crush the shells. Keep nuts wrapped for 5 minutes before removing. Shell the chestnuts by removing both the hard outer shell and the thin brown skin inside. Be careful not to burn your fingers. This recipe for Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire serves/makes 2 cups

If You Love Who You Are Wsith Dont Play With Their Heads, This Is What Happens
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta

I Would Like To Ask All My Family & Friends To Go Vote For Me.
TheUnLoved® sends his LUV your way! I would like to ask all my family & friends to go vote for me. This will be my first actual contest. So Please show ME LUV! And Remember! IT’S A RACE TO 5000 COMMENTS! SO PLEASE, HOOK ME UP FAST! COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE! Just Click Pick Pic Link Below To Vote! TheUnLoved® THANKS YOU FOR YOUR VOTE!

Never Give Up On Yourself
My life has been good That I must admit But there were times When I did want to quit But I always had someone Telling me don't give in Because when you don't give your all That is the real sin If you are blessed with abilities That others do not posess Then you must always give all And strive to do your best Living life is no secret It's as plain to see as the sky Those who are successful Are the ones who are willing to try And when things go wrong As they sometimes do That when people watch you close To see just what you'll do And if what they thought About you is true A little setback Will never stop you So never give up trying Giving up is a sign of those who fail And to give up on yourself Is a sign of self-betrayal

Nightmares
To those of you that don't know lately I haven't been sleeping well. So here is something that I wrote to get some of the negative energy out. Hopefully soon I will be able to sleep again. Nightmares What is it to sleep without fear of what may come? To fall into a black hole of oblivion Not to worry of the monsters that will haunt you while you sleep Or memories of your horrible life Or the terrible things that no one thinks of when awake What is it to sleep and not wake many times through the night? To find peace during sleep To relax enough to fall asleep To be able to fall asleep fast To be able to stay asleep all night What is normal sleep? I live with pain every waking moment I sleep with pain I have my past nibbling at my heels I have my fear come to life at night Nightmares causes to lose sleep To worry about why we dream them To fret over not falling into the black hole of sleep To have fear of the night To throw you into a depressive

Dear Wife:):):):)
Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have > > > certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. Sincerely, Your Husband I'll be home before midnight. When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up. Your Wife ------

2112 Is A Palindrome
Just cos today's date is a palindrome I thought I would indulge myslef with a little wordplay, so see if I can conjure up some horseplay. Here is an ancient one: S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S Very clever! Or funny too: Shopkeeper (Michael Palin): (having said the customer was in Ipswich instead of Bolton) It was a pun. Customer (John Cleese): A pun? Shopkeeper: No, no, not a pun, no. What's the other thing which reads the same backwards as forwards? Customer: A palindrome? Shopkeeper: Yeah, yeah. Customer: It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob. It don't work. Or just plain spandanglily mahusive ! World's Longest Palindrome Here are some goodies for you: I prefer pi. Flesh--saw Mom wash self! Was it a car or a cat I saw? Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat. Flower Ewoks K.O. werewolf Bob mixes sex, I'm Bob Butt raft, fart tub. Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh. and that Daily Mail anti coffee

I Wish I Was A Donut
I wish I was a donut And get eaten every day To stick on someone's fingers In a most delightful way I wish I was a donut Sugar coated just for fun Full and round for easy grip And a hole to put your tongue I wish I was a donut Long and filled with custard cream Delicious on the taste buds A succulent silken dream

Take Time Out For Yourself..........
Around the Holidays it is not hard to get stressed out. After all there is so much to do get the decorations out, and put them up, make decorations with the kids, The cooking and the baking, sending and receiving Christmas Cards to people you know and some you don't know, Receiving Christmas cards from people you barely know cuz Christmas is the only time you hear from them is Christmas time. and the list can go on and on. I think that is so important for us to take time out for ourselves and treat ourselves around this time of the year. It is not being selfish to do so. And it can put us in better health. Weather we realize it or not. I think that when we take time for out for ourselves we tend to be a lot less stressed and it makes our lives better. We spend our time doing things for others and pleasing others that we forget about the things that we want. And sometimes we have that voice in our heads that says "I don't want to be selfish so I am not going to take the ti

Memories
felt it would be better not to remember you, to never entertain the thought of your kiss upon my soul, but I long to feel the fire of your hot, hungering lips, lovingly pressed on my lips, the tender whispers you uttered softly in the night, once filled a part of my life I was a prisoner harnessed by your smile, led by your eyes, moved by your touch, and totally captivated by your being, but still, we couldn't make it through the storm, So now that things have changed, there will always be a special place you will hold deep in my heart, and I will cherish in my memories, the smile in your eyes, the softness of your lips, the sensuality in your walk I guess there will never by any describing, indescribably you.

Dark Betrayal
Dark Betrayal Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart. It slays me, and darkly my essence drips to the broken ground. In pain I cry out, Why?! while Hell surrounds me. Now alone, my cry of mercy falls upon uncaring eyes. This is because of you by me..

Comeback
A physics professor was very strict about attendance, and despised tardiness. Every student caught arriving to class late (especially those interrupting his lecture) was quickly reprimanded in front of the whole class. Students were quick to comment on the professor's genetics. One day a student entered through the front doors of the lecture hall, while the professor was writing notes on the chalkboard. The professor caught the student out of the corner of his eye (this acute sense of peripheral vision, further supported the rumors of his evolution), and turned to face the student. He demanded, "What do you think you're doing?" Being a science student, one naturally thinks quickly, so the student snapped up and replied, "I came down from the back to get a better look at the board."

Do You Know
DO YOU KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT A BROKEN HEART IN THIS FOR MY HUSBAND..BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN I'M NOT? WE HAD 20 WONDERFUL YEARS TOGETHER,EVEN THOUGH I DO MISS HIM EVERYDAY AND THATS NOT GOING TO CHANGE..ITS BEEN REAL HARD DURING THESE HOLIDAYS,BUT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING ALONG..BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT HE WOULD TELL ME TO GET UP AND NOT TO PLAY DEAD..SO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO LOOK FORWARD INSTEAD OF LOOKING BACK..HE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT..WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER WAS GREAT!! EVEN THE ARGUMENTS..LOL..BUT REALLY IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE THERE ARE GOING TO BE DISAGREEMENTS..THATS JUST LIFE..ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T ARGUE ONE TIME THE FIRST YEAR WE WERE TOGETHER..BUT THEN HE MADE A BAD,BAD MISTAKE HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT I WOULDN'T ARGUE WITH HIM..I MADE UP FOR LOST TIME AFTER THAT!!! LMAO!! I WISH MY FRIENDS ON HERE COULD HAVE MET HIM EVEN IF IT WAS ONLINE.. BUT ANYWAY THIS IS MY GOODBYE TO VERNON..HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND,LOVER,HUSBAND AND I WILL ALWAYS

Things That Currently Annoy Me.
I have been waiting to write this for a long time thinking maybe I was just being harsh or irrational and eventually the feeling of annoyance would pass. I gotta say..so far..NO LUCK! Maybe you will find something here (or add something to it) that annoys you as well. 1.LostCherry- Nobody likes change but it annoys me when I see tags for comments that still say "Lostcherry" its annoying. The new people that usually get the "welcome to lostcherry" comments, are confused, people!! Consider Lost Cherry, Lost and move on! 2.Ratings- You see all over the place "add me, fan me, rate me and i'll return the favor" then bulletins because its usually one sided..Yes its a nice thing to do, and its the polite, right thing to do, if someone rates you, you should rate them as well, however it is a "favor" That means its voluntary, not manditory. Consider it the way you do when you loan someone money. You should never really expect it back..its a bonus if you ever see it again lol. Rate people,

4 Different Types Of Girlz
A nigga has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always be loved, and he never wants to see her with another man. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. , ... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, And Boo either gets replaced with another Bitch, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there. 4) Hoes.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or

To The Ladies...if I Were Santa......
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do; I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you, and deliver some things just inside your front door, things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair, before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted, so things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back until you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin, so you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells and you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes; no searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny from a doctor who thinks you're

And Im Broke Again
well i thought i was gonna start saving money but i guess not quite yet. i got my phone bill, and since it has a bunch of service charges for starting my internet and stuff it came out to 200 which i wasnt expecting. i knew it would be around a hundred but that seems a bit high. so ya im broke now, im pretty sure ill have enough for my rent tho. i wanted to pay off all of the damage deposit next month but i dont think ill be able to, i guess ill just have to keep paying 100 of it at a time, s'pose itll still be paid off in 2 months anyways. i donno, ill see how big my next paycheck is, should be bigger then the last which was a pretty good one, and ill be getting a tax return in a few months, i should get like 600 back or so i would hope but im not going to count on any return, because i dont want to go oh shit if i dont get one or as much as i expected. im tired :/

This Is What I Think
Here's the fucking deal people. Y'all make such a big deal out of the NSFW bullshit and people that are in top 10 all the time.Now he sets up an anti-spam code and y'all go fucking ballistic! Y'all rag on Baby Jesus, but what's the real reason?? He fucking keeps this site going and all you guys can do is fucking bitch and complain, and whine and moan and piss about it. FUCKING STOP! This is fucking RIDICULOUS! He does everything he can to keep this site up and running, and all everyone does on here is bitch moan and groan. If you don't like it, go back to myspace, friendster, facebook, hi5, or tagged!!! I mean seriously people, you claim to be adults, so why not act like one??? DJ Bad Ass Cowgirl

Double Standards In The Legal System
DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM Why is it that in America we are taught to think freely when in reality were are told not to. Teachers tell students from a young age that their opinions matter and that they are free to have feelings and express those feelings with others, but it turns out when you get older you are expected to follow the pack and never question anything that is said. In the time of which we live young white males are being persecuted for hate thoughts when no action has even taken place. It turns out that if a white person gets into any type of confrontation with a person from another race the white is automatically tagged as a racists and the district attorney’s office is quick to bring charges of a hate crime on him. Whatever happened to the olden days where people would get into fights no charges would be brought upon them and the worst punishment they would receive would be a night in county lock up and a warning. Those days have gone the way of segreg

Will U Shower Me????
Shower Application- Name: Age: Location: What time of day do you shower? Will you wash my hair? will you let me wash yours? Will you wash my back? Hot water or warm? will we shower and get out or play? What type of soap do you use ( scented or non): What will you use to wash me ( wash cloth, bare hands or scrunchy): How will you dry me off? what will we do afterwords? Reply in private and repost. see who wants to be your shower buddy. you might be surprised

Dr. Seuss On Aging (sorry)
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping I have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass

I Hate You For What You Have Done
My eyes are blind to love as is love blind to my eyes I'm still lonely sitting here today, just as i was when i was with you your body here, your mind not thinking of our other lover, the one you truly love, even though everyday you would Say u loved me you faked your love with me, and i so clueless, i believed, even started to feel like i loved you you stabbed my heart a billion times over tell no blood or love was left inside me only pain then after a while the anger over what you done swamped inside i hate you you for what you've done i so dearly want to show you I'm over you but I'm so scared, that the next man will see the scars and pain you gave me and rip them open all over again you are my weakness the. you are my weakness now forever you shall be

Captive
Held captive by emotions. Held captive by your feelings. You cry. You shout. You shed thousands…many…of tears. They don’t understand. They may understand some, but not as much as you want them to. How do you explain this?!? You can’t just say how you feel… Mad. Frustrated. Angry. Want to give up. But you keep goin’…keep movin’ up that hill. Keep trudgin’ on rain, sleet, shine, or snow. You keep one foot in front of the other Switching off, every step of the way.

Quiz Time----what Vamp Clan Are U
Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Rapture: Parts 1 - 4
This is a short story/novella/novel/graphic novel in progress. Rapture Part 1: And in a second, she was upon me. Her teeth teasing my neck, her hot breath drawing my blood to the surface. And I waited. Waited to feel the first slice of pain as the tender skin was pierced by the razors that were her teeth. I felt not unlike a virgin being bedded by her first lover. The desire, the need for the act, the violation. Awaiting the rapture that was promised me if I would but submit to her need and bear the pain that it would inflict. Her bloodlust. A promise that was whispered then screamed. The fear heightened my senses, my excitement. I felt the tension upon my skin increase. I sighed. My eyes closed. And still I waited. Her mouth closed slightly--her lips caressed my inflamed skin. A single moan escaped my lips. The maidenhead of my mortality was being taken--slowly, painfully, maddeningly, blissfully. And then her teeth broke thru my skin's resistance and I was hers. All

Merry Christmas!!
I am thankful every single day of my life for Jesus Christ dying for my sins... I am thankful for the person who created this FANTASTIC forum that attracts so many nice people... I am thankful for the job I have even though I am on vacation and was called at 11pm Christmas Eve and ordered to work today... I am thankful for the friends and family that will stop over today for dinner and say "Where's Tom?" To each of you who I have called friend and even more so those I am a fan of.... May God Bless You and Your family and it is my prayer you are all able to gather again a year from now AGAIN to celebrate the birthday of Jesus Christ - the Messiah!! Love Tom... p.s. If you expected to get a giggle and a laugh just go read some of my other posts... :)

Something About You
Now How can it be That a love Carved out of caring Fashioned by fate Could suffer so hard From the games Played once too often But making mistakes Is a part Of life’s imperfections Born of the years Is it so wrong To be human after all Drawn into the stream Of undefined illusion Those diamond dreams They can’t disguise the truth That there is something about you Baby so right I wouldn’t be without you Baby tonight If ever our love Was concealed No one can say that We didn’t feel A million things And a perfect dream of life Gone Fragile but free We remain Tender together If not so in love And it’s not so wrong We’re only human after all These changing years They add to your confusion Oh and you need to hear The time that told the truth You know there’s something about you Baby so right I wouldn’t be without you Baby tonight Because there’s something about you Baby so right I couldn’t live without you Baby tonight (counter melody)

Someone
Someone cares a lot for you, Someone cares a lot for you, Where ever you are, Whatever you do Cares if your troubled, ill or sad Cares if your happy, well or glad, Somebody loves your voice, your smile, The touch of your hand that makes life worth while, And someday as the years roll by You'll look behind the years gone by, Then you'll discover by and by, The someone caring so much was I

Troops
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the s

Be Careful Of Those Southern Grandmas!! :)
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal rel

A Lil Past Lil Rock
I had to leave my life in Dallas That town will always be you In every crowd, on every corner In every face I'd see you So with nothin' more than a tank of gas I drove away without lookin' back And I guess that's how I got where I am And goin' anywhere as fast as I can And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down the line Too soon to know what's up ahead Too late to change my mind I gotta keep my heart out of this and both hands on the wheel I'm learnin' more with every mile just how leavin' feels It's a lonely stretch of blacktop out into the blue Don't know where I'll go or what I'll do I'm a little past Little Rock But a long way from over you These headlights on the highway Disappear into the dark And if I could have my way I'd go back to where you are Oh, but I can't turn this thing around And nothing short of breaking down Is gonna get me off this road I'm on Oh, and I'm still a far cry from gone And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down th

Heidi Here
Hey! Im Heidi and I have no idea how to use this damn website Im kinda too busy with stressing about my divorce to sit here and figure this thing out. SO I found out my ex husband is into s&m and whips and chains and Im not and it got in the way of our relationship I was all excited about christmas andmaking a family tradition for us to start and go with and pass on to our kids (if that were to ever happen) But Hes into bondage and men SO im not going to put up with im going to find a man who deserves me and my love. ALot of my time is going to gowards me and things i need to focous in in my life Like getting into school and getting a good job and my dissability pay. But i just wanted to get some feelings out- I need somestuff to get me through this like the complete idiots guide to surving divorce. Inface im going to go look for some books online that might help me. Pezz

Wake Up Call Part 7 Of Tresspassing Enoy
slept soundly until I heard the doorbell ring at about 11:00AM the next morning. I knew I'd have to answer it myself, since my parents and brother would have left for work before 8:00AM, so I crawled out of bed, put on a robe, and walked towards the disturbance of my slumber. I opened the door to discover the bright smiles of Kellie and Lauren, with mischievous glints in their eyes. "Good morning sleepy head, " came Lauren's cheerful greeting. "Looks like we kept him up too late, " Kellie laughed. "Well, aren't you going to invite us in?" Lauren chimed. Still without saying a word, I opened the door the rest of the way and granted them access to the living room. They both looked around curiously, and complimented my mother's choice in furnishings and the like. Then, apparently noticing for the first time that I hadn't said a word, Kellie asked with genuine concern, "Rick, what's wrong?" "I think maybe he's still in shock about last night. Maybe he thinks it was a dre

How To Use "sexual Tension" With Women
How To Use "Sexual Tension" With Women >Do you like the idea of using your Body Language, voice tone, and communication to create and amplify ATTRACTION with women... rather than spending money, giving gifts, and wasting all of your time and energy? If you want to learn MY personal secrets, then check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ NOTE: Somewhere in this newsletter I reveal to you an almost "magical" technique... This particular technique is one of those "gems" that you can use in many situations with women... one that has the power to instantly transform the energy between you and a woman into an almost INSTANT ATTRACTION... Here's an interesting thought: Ask 100 attractive women if they know what the words "Chemistry" and "Sexual Tension" mean, they'll all nod their heads and say "Of course!". Ask 100 guys off the street if they know what the words "Chemistry" and "Sexual Tension" mean, and about 98 of

A Candle For Aeliyah
LITTLE AELIYAH'S FUNERAL IS BEING HELD TOMORROW 12/27/06...PLEASE RIP THE PICTURE FROM MY PHOTO GALLERY AND USE IT AS YOUR PRIMARY PIC TOMORROW TO SUPPORT THE FAMILY IN THIS TIME OF SORROW... THANK YOU TO ALL WHO SUPPORT THEM... HUGS, MOMMA P.S. YOU WILL FIND THE CANDLE IN MY AELIYAH PHOTO ALBUM...

Happy Friggin Humpday...heehee
HEY YOU ALL I AM SENDING A GENERIC HUMPDAY COMMENT BECAUSE I GOT TOO MANY FRIENDS IT WILL TAKE ME THE REST OF TODAY AND THEN SOME TO SEND ONE TO YOU ALL...LOVE YOU ALL MY CHERRY PALS....TAMMYxoxoxoxox pimpfarmer.com

My Future
I have been thinking lately that I enjoy taking pictures. Not ordinary "day in the park" pictures but more on the erotic side. But the dilemma I have come across is that I enjoy taking the pictures just as much as I enjoy being in the pictures. So, I don't know if I were to have someone take the pictures if they would have the same idea I would want. I mean they could see things differently than I would but it wouldnt mean it would be better. I don't know... I have to see what Im going to do. But pretty soon most of my pictures will be on deviantart.com and we'll see what happens from there.

Police Warning To Myspace Users This Is Important
This is an urban legend and has been going round since "2000" just do a search on those two user names and see for yourselfs.. See all the things that get posted for use to fall victims too? I check a lot of things out.. including missing children yes tons of those are urban legends too.. if you have doubts check out the information! Peace and love everyone _________________________________ POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instan

"to The Nice Guys"
To the nice guys To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. T

A Little Help
Just thought I would reach out and ask if there is anyone who could suggest a few webpages for Cherrytap backgrounds, comments, etc. And if you would be so kind a little advice on where to put the codes. Thanks

No More Eden
Fog, heavy as the winter cloak of charcoal wolf fur, crawled upon the land with boulder legs, hiding the earth within its jealous cover. The moisture lusted for the green leaves of trees which had long before been forgotten by the cold limbs; love before had been stolen from their sun- worshipping branches like indulgences taken from a suicide sinner. The plains, once fertile with grass, lay raped and wasted as a corner from the cities of sin, as Babylon; now home to rocks stained with the last tears of mourning from the sky. The fog had come to replenish those tears and bring sterile hopes for the planting of seeds that will never grow in the heart of this dead, wretched place. The Garden of Eden has been laid to waste. Yes, God had kept his faithful promise to Humanity; the Earth had been reduced to a barren dust bowl, frozen in orbit around a a nickel core of dense matter we had once called the "Sun." Our Eden, Earth, no longer exists as a fo

Freak In The Bed Test, I Got A 62
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF T

To All The Girls Who Look Past The Nice Guys!!!
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when you

Help Me
my kids will be with me this weekend...YAY!! I figured all my sweet friends on here could help me make a great bedtime story...my kids are 5 and 3...write a line and I will read to to them for bed tommorow night...the sillier the better...thanks my lovely Cherries...I will start the the ever famous... ONCE UPON A TIME!!!!

Saddam Still In Us Custody
Skip to Main Content Skip to Channels ComcastnewsApplicationsMailRadioPhotosVideoSecuritySign InAsk Comcast Search the Web: More... Search WebVideoImagesNewsShopping User Options Welcome, Guest! Go to Express Help My Account Top StoriesOfficials: Saddam Still in U.S. Custody By LAUREN FRAYER, Associated Press Writer Saddam Hussein listens to the judges during his trial ... BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein's half brothers visited him in his jail cell and he gave them his will, Iraqi officials said Friday, indicating his execution may be approaching. But they said he had yet to be transferred to Iraqi custody. The former president is being held at Camp Cropper, an American military prison where he is expected to remain until the day of his execution, at which point he is to be transferred to Iraqi authorities. On Tuesday, an Iraqi appeals court upheld Saddam's death sentence for the killing of 148 people who were detained after an attempt to assassinate him in

Why Do I Love You?
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? Because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with YOU forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, How that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real. I MIS

Rules Of Drunk Dialing:
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this sa

Neurontin
WELL IT HAS BEEN A LITTLE OVER 2 WEEKS SINCE ALAN HAS STARTED TAKING THE PAIN MEDS. HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE HAVING MUCH PAIN NOW. I HAVE PUT SOME PICTURES OF ALAN IN A FOLDER CALLED GIANT AXONAL NEUROPATHY. THESE PICS WERE TAKEN RECENTLY. I USUALLY TRY AND TAKE PICS OF HIM EVERY 2 TO 3 MONTHS, SO I CAN COMPARE THE CHANGE IN HIM. SO IF ANYONE IS WONDERING WHY THEIR ARE DIFFERENT POSES OF HIM..THAT IS WHY. OTHER THAN THAT, ALAN SEEMS TO BE DOING OK. OTHER THAN THE USUAL STUFF GOING ON.

Dildo Diaries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU This is fucking awesome! cant put it in my stash though, it might be viewed as NSFW. and i just had a mummm taken off that was thought of as that. I dont agree with that, it was only a question on if i should continue looking for another guy to add to our poly family to make it a quad. oh well...injoy the vid.

Happy New Years!!!!!
1. Worked at McDonalds? No 2. Ever slept in a girlfriend's bed? Yes 3. Snuck into a movie theater? No 4. Made out in the woods? Yes, but only once lol 5. Thought your cousin was hot? Yes, but not in the sense of me wanting to sleep with him lol 6. Cut corn off the cob? No 7. Slept upside-down? If you mean sleeping with my head at the foot of the bed ... yep that happened. 8. Said hi to a stranger? lol yes I do that, if they stare at me on the street :P 9. Gone over the speed limit? I dont drive, but I did with my moped as teenager lol 10. Painted your room? Nope 11. Drove a car? Yes 12. Fell in public? Yeah :S I can be a bit clumsy sometimes 13. Watched the TV show Charmed? Yessssss love it 14. Been dumped? Several times 15. Stole money from a friend? No way. 16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes, in Italy 17. Been in a fist fight? Nope, I hate violence 18. Snuck out of your house? Nope, I could be honest

Nothing Is As It Seems
Blood splatters all over the wall, it gets colder then the feeling of hands wrapped around your throat Slammed so hard the breath gets shoved out of the lungs and the bruises last for weeks There is no pain felt for it has all been washed away with the tears mixed in with the blood covering the wall Dark skies fill the room Shadows are not what they seem Reality is just a dream Memories fade away and there is nothing left to forgive

Help
There is a cherry tap member that is in hospital and not feeling well at all. Please sign this get well card. ---------------------------------------------------- To Annonymous Cherry Tapper we wish the best of luck and hope you get well soon. 1 Jason (Wolf) 2 catherine (Baby Bear) 3 Tim (tmiller) 4 Kent (A Kiss So Deadly) 5 Mary (Lady Enticing) 6 LYNN (THE ORGINAL TAZZ) 7Adriana 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17

Happy New Year My Cherries
just wishing my cherry tap friends a happy new year some of us will ring in the new year before others and as i'm irish and this is my first new years of work in a while i may be to tipsy to see the key board later and as i'm seven hours ahead i would just like to toast you all 'Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo arís.' May we be alive at this time next year. 'Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit!' A prosperous New Year! In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship but never in want. its an old irish toast love bee. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Me
Whats up people my name is Jed but everyone calls me slimm I am a 26 y-o whte/italian male livin in vinton Va. Im in to goin out havin a good time chillen at the bar playin pool holla if ya got game Im also in to just sittin at the crib blazn and playin madden

Sit And Ponder
While I sit and ponder watching life go by.... Just breathing, trying to release the tension built inside feeling like I am going to burst with this pounding in my head, never ceasing the flood of words from the past... whispered so gently on the wind reminding me of where i was so long ago only yesterday... why does this continue to haunt me... why do peoples words cause so much harm? racking my body one minute, with streaming tears and anger the next peace..with a comforting teasing grin.. why do most men come and go from my life... but the true ones i can not let go of the ones I want and can never have.. are the ones i seem to treasure the most.. maybe because they truly see me accept me, and encourge me..... ignoring my faults and loving me in some fashion anyways and then again maybe i have already met the next in this treasured line but maybe I can have this one.... if I could only separate the pain and tears from my past and future I may finally win the

"my Love For You"
My Love For You My love for you is as cool as the ocean as we walked through the waves with love and devotion my love for you is not as complex its not just your looks its your personality that shines to me being with you shows what love can be. I look at the picture that you sent me knowing your waiting makes me happy all the times were spent together I just hope the good times can last forever and ever I never want anyone to tear us apart a piece of you will always be in my heart・

Poetry, Sex, Funny
FUCK! Fuck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in the English language. Fuck is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, and love. Fuck comes from the German word, "frikon". In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. Fuck can be used as a verb both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (she was fucked by him). a active verb (he really gives a fuck), a passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (she is fucking interested in him) and a noun (she is a fine fuck). an adjective (she is fucking beautiful). As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It pops up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: GREETING - How the fuck are you? FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook; DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!; TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!; CONFUSION - What the fuck?!; AGGRESSION - "Fuck you!"; DISGUS

Between Despair And Hope
The night is never complete There is always since I say it Since I affirm it At the end of sorrow an open window An enlightened window It ya always a dream which takes care Desire to fill hunger to be satisfied A generous hear A tended hand an open hand Attentive eyes

Starting The New Year Off On A Positive Note
Hello All.. And Happy New Year to each and every one of you .. Ive decided to start my new year of a positive note .. and Jump on the Band Wagon for the Free Hugs Campaign .. After finding the Video on You tube .. about a man named Juan Mann....who was giving out Free Hugs and was at one point Banned from giving out free hugs due to his lack of a license for Insureance in case someone got hurt during said hugs ... well .. They started a petition and got the required 10,000 signitures .. and Now Juan's Free Hug Campaign is going strong .. video's are being posted from all over the world .. The Song you'll hear is by the band "Sick Puppies" .. called "All the Same" . So come on everyone .. Jump on the wagon with me and Give out those hugs .. make someones day a lil brighter .. maybe share a smile.. Below im posting both the Youtube site and the Sick Puppies Myspace page . I hope you all enjoy and for petes sake .. Give a hug today !!!! it'll make you and your hugee feel better

Man Laws
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At

Happy New Year Everyone!
Happy New year everyone! date: 2007-01-01 14:09:57 Continue to show my pix love and my profile, become my fan! and pending friend request please accept!! New pix soon, got a digi cam 4 christmas!!!

More Then Passion
More Than Passion Silently she awakes and gazes upon him there. She sees him sleeping peacefully and longs to hold him near. She reaches out her trembling hand to gently touch his face. Remembering short hours ago, sharing love's embrace. He stirs just then and spies her tender. loving stare. Then places his hand over hers, stunned at the extent of her care. Their eyes never leave each other as she caresses his soft skin. She smiles at him slightly as she moves closer to him. He takes her in his arms placing a kiss upon her cheek. She turns her head slowly, his lips for her to seek. A subtle moan escapes her as his hand explores anew. Passions kiss intensifies as their rhythmic dance ensues. He proclaims his love for her as he kisses her wanting neck. She moves her hands over him finally to rest upon his chest. Feeling her velvet secret engulf him again and again, And feels her building climax escaping from her then. She arches back, catches his eyes adoring their al

Sweet Taste Of Love
The Sweet Taste Of Love The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of

Ready For Love
Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

See You At The Punishment Divine...
Yes 'tis week 7 of song of the week and this weeks song is one of my faves and has one of the best bits of singing that I've ever heard, this weeks song is PUNISHMENT DIVINE by Blind Guardian Song Name - Punishment Divine Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opers Song Number - 9 of 11 Song Length - 5:45 Lyrics It's warm and tender But very soon it turn cold Shadows stare down from the walls Out of the mist It's coming closer now It never rains It pours on me So let the saints Set up the courtyard The unpleasant cage The obvious point is I'm insane Was I aware Whom I had slain I fear I was the faceless The Nameless The bush set on fire No one ever dared to speak "Shame on me I don't believe The here and now Is all we're living for" Joyful it seems But then suddenly By one false move It's blown away Joyful it seems But then suddenly Their voices cease It's gone away Vanished To the point of no return Vanished To the poin

Oven Fried Chicken Drumsticks
INGREDIENTS: * 20 to 24 chicken drumsticks * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 2 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper * 2 teaspoons paprika * 1 teaspoon curry powder * 2 teaspoons poultry seasoning * 1/2 cup butter PREPARATION: Heat oven to 450° In a food storage bag, combine flour, salt, pepper, paprika, curry powder, and poultry seasoning. Line 2 13x9-inch pans with heavy duty foil.. Place 1/4 cup butter in each pan. Place pans in oven to melt butter.Coat chicken with seasoned flour mixture, shaking about 3 legs at a time in the bag. Place chicken in prepared pans in the melted butter. Bake, uncovered, for 30 minutes. Turn over and bake 15 to 20 minutes longer, or until tender and nicely browned. Serves 8.

Warning...adult Content..a *breath
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

Page Jumpers
Bitch bitch bitch.... Yep, Butt I aint the only one who bitches about this... I see this lots now at people’s pages when you go to them… Stuff like… DON’T POST YOUR MUSIC CRAP IN MY COMMENTS And stuff like that… It is at the point that I hate going to friend’s pages to even post a comment… Do you realize with all your graphics and sound and video clips it is like playing an arcade game to post a comment because the page jumps all over the place?? Go try to post a comment on your own page and share the frustration we do… Now if you are one of my normal friends and you do not do these crappy things – sorry to bother ya…. Love, The Cat… ( please!! ) :)

True Or False
TRUE OR FALSE: I am shorter than 5'4": FALSE (WHEN I REMEMBER TO STAND UP STRAIGHT) I have many scars: TRUE I tan easily: FALSE Burn easily: TRUE I wish my hair was a different color: FALSE I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: TRUE I've had/have braces: FALSE I wear glasses or contacts: TRUE I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger: TRUE I have more than 5 piercings: FALSE I have/had piercings in places besides my ears: TRUE I have freckles: TRUE Some Disney movies make me cry: TRUE I've laughed so hard I've cried: TRUE I've glued my hand to something: TRUE I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: TRUE I've had my pants rip/drop in public: TRUE I was born with a disease/impairment: TRUE I've sat in a doctors office with a friend: TRUE I've had my wisdom teeth removed: BOTH I've had surgery: TRUE I've had chicken pox: TRUE

Popping Off At The Jaw
Death touch, husking rotten lust Blue flesh fuck, cold tongues Severed in two, oozing green goo Stroked by the maggots crawling through Putrid Fingernails get caught, fall off Flaking fingertips maul with fright Might Skin hangs lose In some places, pulled tight This was why I got up out of my grave Howl at the moon and perpetuate A zombiotic gene strain Diseased stain Bony fingers twitch, a hip bone cracks The fuck becomes a fist, as organs detach In the open mouthed kiss the worms are passed The taste in the air is dead wrath Earth cracks, wide open Coagulated ejaculation Pre-festered rejuvenation Flowing through embalming fluids

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant N

The Cat In The Hat On Aging!!!
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine They have always had cable. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.! They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter Do you feel old yet?

Between My
between my legs his tongue makes the wet signs that mark me as his and he lifts me to his mouth until my arms have nothing to hold other than the measure of a wingspan across the pillows he closes his eyes and hums there for me in the dark singing of voices we'll never hear and a moon too young to see and when he tastes deeper for the salt and grief of me he takes from my throat the cries a woman can only make in the guise of a great bird racing upward through bronze trees dreaming of light dancing along her very own curve of earth

Dance With Me To The End Of Love
Dance with me in love Dance with me in life When did enduring love begin? The day we became man and wife There is patience and understanding We try to be unselfish and kind Though not a fairy-tale romance No greater love will we find Sharing dreams, passions, and desires Building each other up when we fall We've learned to say I'm sorry And I love you through it all Our two hearts beat as one Cherishing what we have from above Dance with me forever Dance me to the end of love

Meeting My Man
well my man is coming to see me for the first time on 10th jan. im totally in love with him and he says hes the same with me but im scared he will change his mind when he meets me in person. wish i had more confidence :(

Wisdom
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned tha

This Site
this site is wierd but then again i am too...lol... i am a mother of 1 and am married to a wonderful man who loves me dearly..so if u think i am going to get on here and cheat then u are wrong...but i wouln't mind a few g friends?

My Fantasy Of You
As I lie here on my back in my lonely bed, I think of things that you have written. Certain desires, needs and actions that make you who you are. I see you in my mind, the loving and sexy man that you are. The heart and soul that lies inside of you and my body aches to know you. I can feel your soft and sweet lips on mine. The way your silky tongue outlines my lips and the gentle nibble from your teeth. The way your tongue slides deep into my mouth and tastes the hunger I have building for you. The way your tongue surrounds mine and the sweet exchange of your saliva mingled with mine. I can feel your hot mouth as it moves to my ear and the heat of the tip of your tongue as it darts quickly inside. The soft whisper of my name brings a rush of cum just inside my sweet pussy and your mouth moves on down to my hard and erect nipples. Slowly your tongue circles the left nipple and you blow so gently and close your mouth over the reactive hardness and I moan. My right hand st

The L;ong Scientific Personlity Test
ISFJ-The ProtectorYou scored 36% I to E, 68% N to S, 47% F to T, and 42% J to P! The protector type is called such because you feel your life is best used to protect those you love from the pitfalls of life, to see to their safety and security. You belong to the larger group called guardians. You find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden. You are not talkative with strangers, but you can chat tirelessly with those you trust. You have a good solid work ethic. You are thorough and very likely frugal. You do not like to be in a place of authority, and will delegate poorly if forced into a lead position. You share your type with 10% of the population.As a romantic partner, you are generous and gentle. Occasionally you may be taken for granted because of this fact. You are tireless in providing acts of service for your loved ones. You run the risk of always being exhausted because you won't say no to your partner. You are sensitive to criticism and will withdraw rather than f

The Devil's Promise - By Amanda Kathryn
Dance tonight and flee tomorrow, a promise easily made by you. But a waltz from you is all you could offer. If the choice was yours, would you have been so deceived? Take my hand now love, sail me across Night's ballroom. Let me remember this evening, for as long as we both shall live. Let violin conciertos forever play, and my heart shant be forsaken. For love this is the Devil's promise, to have one dance and not forget, the night where you and I first met.

The Slave Begs
I have given of myself My fragile being To you...my Master. What is your will for it? On bended knees With Bounded hands I bow before you And heed your call. I am yours Now and for eternity. Do you place me at your altar? I have given, I have taken I have recieved For you...my Master The sacrifices never ending And I do indulge freely Awaiting your rewards A simple touch Ravenous yet benign Intoxicates me I am your slave Do I please you Master? The tears streak my face Folds become moist Eagerness, anticipation For your bounty, I pray I am worthy. Hands tighten In mounds of hair A touch, your gift to me For obedience and loyalty I am here to serve you Do with me as you will Use me and then praise me Devour and make whole Tyrannize and liberate me This....I beg of you. I am for your pleasure A slave to you....Master. written by Cherie copywrite 2006

First Entry! Lol!!
Pinching my nipples while typing because there is nothing else to do. I am soooo bored. Also 'chewing' on them! Yes, they are that big! Would love to be fucked till my eyes fall out! Then put a blindfold on to keep them in and continue to fuck! I care for a man who is terminally ill and at tims it get boring here. Have to do something to entertain myself!

What Type Of Friend Are You!!!
What type of friend are you!!! CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don’t get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and the Mrs. FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an Escape & Evasion route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuf

Fucking Pissed
IM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BITCHES ON THIS SITE TRYING TO GET WITH MY HUSBAND. I DONT CARE IF THEY LIVE OUTTA STATE OR NOT! THE POINT IS IS THAT HE IS FUCKING MARRIED! IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT ON HERE MORE THAN LIKELY BECAUSE IM SICK OF THE ISSUES THAT IT IS CAUSING. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS AS IT IS! FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Gurlfriend App...
Girlfriend Application: Basic Information: Name- Age- Sexual Orientation- Height- Eyes- Body Type- Smoke- Drink- Virgin- Rate yourself 1-10- Location- Single or Taken- About you: What do you look for in a guy? Why did you and your last boyfriend break up? Would you ever cheat? What would you consider cheating? Describe the perfect date. Are you good in bed? When was the last time you cried, and why? When was the last time you were truly happy, why? What do you think about most while in a relationship? Ever loved someone who didn't love you back? Last time you watched a sunset? Do you like to cuddle? Do you like cuddling better after sex? What was your longest relationship? Do you want to get married someday? Have kids? Do you like to get naked? Do you like to party? About me: How well do you know me? What do you like about me? What's one thing you would change about me? What would we do on a rain

What An Asshole!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying, "Hello". I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheer

The Underneath Movie @ Devine Txrose's
Tonight's Venue - Round Three "The Underneath" (1994) Starring Peter Gallagher, Elisabeth Shue, and Joe Don Baker Basic Synopsis - Provocative tale of Crime, passion, and punishment. (If you watch this movie there are lots of Texas scenes portrayed in this movie.) Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - Kettle Popcorn (still have some left) Soda of your choice Activities - While writing my short story - Renaissance Loves Sorry, this is now ended. :( Do you have a pick for Round Four?????

Out Here In The Water By Rebecca Lynn Howard
You hold the pole and i'll try to net him I'll wade out up to my waist Been standin' on the bank all day hot and sweaty We can't let this one get away Take your time,let the line sink to the bottom Cause we sure don't want it to break But if the fish stop bittin' and it gets hotter It sure feels good out here in the water Baby just come on and jump in here with me You can leave your clothes on or underneath that tree It's a whole lot cooler,i really think you oughta It sure feels good,feels good out here in the water Just tie him off to the hitch on the bumper Let that bad boy fight himself If he gets loose then we'll hook another But while we've got a little daylight left Forget the fish,we can dish all of our troubles Right here in this lake It gets deeper out a bit further It sure feels good out here in the water Baby just come on and jump in here with me You can leave your clothes on Or underneath that tree It's a whole lot cooler I really think you

Sometimes I Wonder
Sometimes I wonder why the hell I bother with people. Most days it isnt worth gettin out of bed to talk to them LOL. Only thing good right now is my daughter. She's my reason for being, and I do everything I can to make sure she is happy. I love my sweet angel bear so much. She's so rotten though. My mom took me and her out to lunch for 'girls day' and our waiter was really good lookin. My 2 yr old looks at him as he's comin towards us and says "ooooooooooo thats nice you like that mommy?" I swear my face turned 15 shades of red LMAO. He just smiled and gave her a bowl of ice cream LOL. What a ham :)

Growing Day By Day
Becoming A Better Person At some point in our lives, many of us find ourselves overcome with the desire to become better people. While we are all uniquely capable of navigating this world, we may nonetheless feel driven to grow, expand, and change. This innate need for personal expansion can lead us down many paths as we develop within the context of our individual lives. Yet the initial steps that can put us on the road to evolution are not always clear. We understand that we want to be better but have no clear definition of “better.” To ease this often frustrating uncertainty, we can take small steps, keeping our own concept of growth in mind rather than allowing others to direct the course of our journey. And we should accept that change won’t happen overnight—we may not recognize the transformations taking place within us at first. Becoming a better person in your own eyes is a whole-life project, and thus you should focus your step-by-step efforts on multiple areas of your e

Please Tell Me Why
Please tell me why... when you look at me, you act as if you see a demon in me? Please tell me why... You yell and strike me? Please tell me why... You always look down on me? Please tell me why... You forget I learn from the things I hear and see? Please tell me why... I am punished...for acting like the rest of this family?

How To Block
Do you have a pesky hater that has already blocked you but still comes by YOUR page and hassles you? here is how you block them even if you cant reach their page....... Copy this link: http://www.lostcherry.com/blockuser.php?block_id=##### into a new window and replace the ##### with the users number that you saw in the url line of the window with the error message and hit go. This should take care of it....I got the link from Sketelboom if you know who that is...a bouncer. hope this helps clear some things up.

Hi Pls Help Me!! I Really Need It
hi all i like to ask u to pls help me out as i have entered in a contest from a friend and i dont know why. so i need all your help and for all u out there that i have made comments on all or most of your pics i love to see u help me out. thanks all that help. bill [ CherryTAP.com photo: 440680726 ]

The Eagles Vs. The Nyg
HELLO 2 ALL, YES, I'M A EAGLES FAN ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE FOOTBALL GAME SUNDAY. JEFF GARCIA IS DOING A GR888 @ QUARTERBACK 4 THE EAGLES. THE WHOLE TEAM HAS PLAYED GR888 SINCE GARCIA BEEN PLAYING!!!!!! GR8888 JOB GARCIA!! FLY,EAGLES,FLY TO THE ROAD TO VICTORYYYY!!!!!!!! SHOCKY IS GOING TO GET THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE WHEN THE EAGLES GIVE THEM THIS BEAT DOWNNN.~_* CAN THEY GO ALL THE WAY???

~kids Today Have It So Easy~
~Kids Today Have It So Easy~ When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year snow; carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But.... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine +, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't kn

My Sign...
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

How's Your Karma?
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

Hip-hop Is Immortal
hip-hop will never die but in a sense i feel what nas said about hip-hop being dead the fact money is the main reason alot of rappers get in the game does fuck it up and he also said we as artist should realize music is not to be made for money but for the love of music money is just a added bonus which i agree with a 100%. and monie love is a idiot who stated that nas was saying the south killed hip-hop the south didn't kill hip-hop look at some of the acts from the south that are real hip-hop little brother, stat quo, joe scudda, the justice league all real hip-hop hip-hop is a culture and lifestyle rap is what we do wake up and open ya eyes and ears hip-hop has been going 35 years strong its not going anywhere forever hip-hop will live in my heart if you have the same passion for it as i do it will never die we just need to make people realize what real hip-hop is and expose them to more than just mainstream and show them underground the roots and basis hip-hop was built on

Daily Feast
January 6 - Daily Feast Volume II What have we of life's beautiful things? A rainbow's shimmering hues when a shower has ended? A warm brown puppy in the sunlight? A mockingbird singing while a thin veil of clouds is drawn like misty curtains across the face of the moon; a playhouse where string is stretched from tree to tree to shut out invaders; children's laughter and the fluttering of bird wings in a tiny flowing stream? The best of beautiful things are still free. They are bits and pieces of joyful things that become part of us - a child in a field of daisies, a friendly hand, a smile, a whispered prayer. What are we that is not a fragment from a past happiness - a i yu quu -v hna i - to hi dv, a moment of peace? ~ When we see the changes of day and night, the sun, moon, and stars in the sky, and the changing seasons upon the earth.... Anyone must realize that it is the work of someone more powerful than man. ~ CHASED-BY-BEARS - SANTEE SIOUX "A Cherokee Feast of

Devotions
December 26 - Daily Feast Early winter mornings have a special quality, a clarity where long thin shadows and ice crystals in emerald and topaz lie on the grasses. With the exception of a chortling blue jay there is little noise - as though everything bedded down last night and it reluctant to come out. A red tail hawk in search of breakfast rides the air currents far overhead where it can spot anything moving. It is strange that nature pays so little attention to what we think is beautiful in their domain - but it is equally strange that we are so oblivious to the supernatural that waits on us to recognize it. ~ The Great Spirit is our fathers, but the earth is our mother. She nourishes us, and what we put into the ground, she returns to us. ~ BEDAGI - WABANKI, 1900 'A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II' by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - December 26 "The way of knowledge is like our old way of hunting. You begin with a mere trai

Please Watch Out!!!
Please be on the watch for this guy. I accepted a friend request from him many months ago. I have had to since block him because of rude and suggestive comments he has made to me. Even though he is blocked he has visited my page just about every night or early morning. I have contacted a bouncer and there is nothing more I can do. Since you are on my friends list I want to make you he does not become a problem for you as well. XO Amity yanks4ever@ CherryTAP

This Is Me
Well here I am, on yet another site to post my rants and raves. If anyone is my myspace friend then be my friend here. If you've never seen my myspace profile check it out and then hit me up here. The link to myspace is http://myspace.com/icemantrucker hope to here from anybody who might read my rants

Edible Flowers
Edible Flowers: 20 of the Tastiest and Most Versatile Flowers have been used as a delicate food among many cultures for thousands of years. Romans commonly used violets in their dishes, Hispanic cultures ate stuffed squash blossoms, Asian Indians used rose petals, and the French liqueur Chartreuse contains carnation petals. Today, edible flowers are usually reserved for chic restaurants and wedding cakes, not your typical meal at home. But, edible flowers can be quite tasty, and they make a welcome addition raw in salads, cooked with an appetizer or main course, infused into sauces or added to desserts. Because edible flowers are so delicate, they don't keep well in the refrigerator (if you must store them, put them between two moist paper towels, wrap the package in plastic wrap, the put it in the fridge). Instead, they're best cooked as soon as you get them home, after carefully rinsing them in cold water. Edible flowers can be found at gourmet food shops, specialty ma

Haha
Today I learned what a "car service " actually was . I told my friend where to stay at here. Then I said.. My car was dirty.. so .. I'd clean it. Then my friend says.. oh.. will you take me to the car service? geeeeeeeez hehe I dunno if i'm ready for my friend to show up. I thought she meant rent a car.. lmao

The Game Of 40 Questions
THE GAME OF 40 QUESTIONS: 1. Does anyone know your password to your myspace? hope not 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? no idea! but as its me probably mcflurry and fries 3. Are you an emotional person? very 4. Do you like your name? yeah 5. Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah i think so 6. Ever felt jealous of your friend? yes 7. What was the last thing you did? had cup a soup 8. Who is right next to you? no body 9. Who was the last person you ate with? my dad 10. What song are you listening to right now? I Just Wanna Live (remix) - Good Charlotte 11. Hows the weather right now? cold and wet 12. Last person who called you today? my dad 13. Last person who emailed you? see tickets 14. Last song you sang? the river 15. Do you like anyone? yes 16. Lost a friendship over something stupid? yes 17. Last thing you drank? orange juice 18. Last thing you ate? cup a soup 19. What did you do

Pictures.
These lies told, again and again, so easy, stories all, all another day, back in the day or so you say. These roads, gone down in different times, revisted now, just for the sake of travel. These times, go on, go on again, those times, go on go on again. Flip that album on open, look at the pictures of yesterday, it won't come around again, it isn't happening today. It is never as bright as today.

Poor Reba
Umm, I know ya'll are gonna laugh, but this is for real serious!! One of my pregnant goats, Reba (I named her after my mother-in-law), is dying. I gave her a penecillin shot earlier to try to help her, but as of right now, she's really having trouble breathing. I made a call to our vet to see if I could give her oxygen or something...just until the kid(s) are born. Now the vet (which has known me for probably 15 years) REALLY thinks I have lost it. I'm calling for a second opinion tomorrow if poor Reba is still living. There has to be something I can do to save the unborn child here. Sigh...maybe I should just go do a C-section. Any suggestions???

What Does Family Mean!
by BlueWolf © F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly no

Last Week On Craig Ferguson
I of course tivo him and watch him every week. Here is the funny sketches he did on the show last week http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/ I love when he does the Prince Charles late late show..he's so frightening it's hilarious. Did ya'll hear about the guy that saved the person on the subway in NY that fell onto the tracks while having a seizure! OMG that was just crazy! It's nice to see there are still heros out there! http://www.feed24.com/go/38638983 for those of you who didn't hear it..there is the link. I saw on craig ferguson that the clearance between the ground and train is 21". The size of the teenager and the hero was 20.5". Talk about someone smiling on them! Anything could have snagged his shirt or anything and they could have been seriously hurt or worse! Truly amazing to me!

Since No One Ever Reads Any Of My Bulletins
Today I turned 50 and I thought I'd post a bulletin...not one person has seen fit to read it...oh well...I'm writing this too...can't brag enough about turning 50 :P Anyway, have a great night everyone!

Animal I Have Become
Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace I can't escape this hell So many times I've tried But I'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (this animal x's 2) I can't escape myself So many times I've lied But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this cell This Animal x's 7 So what if you can see The d

Spicy Chicken And Shrimp Recipe
Note: You can easily omit the shrimp from this recipe. Just increase the amount of chicken to one pound for a full recipe. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup uncooked rice * 1/2 pound boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, cut into 3/4-inch pieces * 2 medium frsh jalapeno chile peppers, seeded and minced * 1 medium yellow bell pepper chopped (1 cup) * 1 Tablespoon olive or vegetable oil * 1/2 tetaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper * 1/2 pound uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and cleaned * 2 large tomatoes, chopped (2 cups) PREPARATION: Cook rice as directed on package, keep warm. 3. Combine chicken, peppers, olive oil, salt, pepper, and crushed red pwpper in 12-inch skillet over medium-high; heat 4 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Stir in shrimp. Cook 2 to 3 minutes, stirring frequently., until shrimp are pink and firm. Do not overcook. Stir in tomatoes. Cook abo

Last Night........
Ok so I get a call from my teacher yesterday that class was canceled due to her not feeling well, but I decided to go home early anyway, and just hang out and watch movies in bed. Low and behold I get a text message from one of my ex's and he wants me to come over and hang out with him and watch movies. I went over there and low and behold the movie he has in is Blood Rayne (vampire movie). Of course, this is an immediate turn on for me. So I am laying there on the floor trying to be totally cool about it and watch the movie without letting him know that I am totally turned on by watching the movie while he is sitting up on the couch. Next thing I know I hear him moving around and feel him come lay down behind me on the floor. Again, trying to be totally cool, I didn't say anything to him just kept watching the movie. I felt him reach over and move my hair away from my neck and again I am just trying to relax and not pay any attention to what is going on because after all it i

Scooby-do Creator Dies
(Well this is sad news) ----------- Iwao Takamoto, the animator who designed the cartoon canine Scooby-Doo as well as characters on such shows as The Flintstones and The Jetsons, died Jan. 8 after suffering a massive coronary, a spokesman told the Reuters news service. He was 81. Takamoto died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was being treated for respiratory problems, said Gary Miereanu, a spokesman for Warner Brothers Animation. Takamoto designed Scooby-Doo, his equally famished and cowardly master Shaggy, and their pals Velma, Daphne and Fred in the late 1960s while working at the Hanna-Barbera animation studio. The Great Dane's name was inspired by an improvised line at the end of Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night." He also designed the snickering dog Muttley, who was featured in a number of productions, and Astro, the family dog on The Jetsons. For The Flintstones, he created the Great Gazoo, a green alien. Takamoto's death comes

No Help
In a world I live in the only help ig et is from the friends i meet on the intrenet and my two best friends that I can't see that much. I wonder why my life gets so shity that I need help. I don't care what happens most the time but then something that brings me over the edge happens...and most the time theres no one there that came physically help me *sighs*

Insanity
Twenty Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it, "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with, "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To Go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put

Who Killed It By Nas (a Great Story Had To Post The Lyrics)
[Nas] Look here see Pretty Mike shanked Two-Face Al over some gal Found the body dead in the isles Death by strangulation Microphone cord, a dirty broad Guess they'll never play it again Sam Damn that was my jam Now she's on the lamb She made it out with 200 grand What a scam While these two compete on who's the star of the show Golden legs there makes off with the dough I read the paper there with Joe the Butcher He said one glance is all it took ya She's a real looker They say her old mans a bootlegger Transporting in any weather And at this rate we'll never get her Fellas, think it's time to call it a night All this talk of this mystery dame's gettin' me tight Thought I saw her in my eyesight, right Hate to spoil the party What are you guys havin', the same? Waiter another round for the gang It's strange how I always felt outta place Joe The Butcher's my ace, but in comes Freckle Face So I said see you later 'Fore I hurt him and his two ugly thumb breaker

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Daily Devotional 1/9/07
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler When someone slings a dart, a comment that hurts, we want to hit back. The indignity of an attack for no reason is beyond our understanding. Persons with no conscience sling arrows without thought of where they hit. Their desire is to hit something. What we have not known is that we can turn them back. We don't have to accept everything that is said. The quickest way to deflate the egotist is to see him as not important enough to take into account. His type of disease is contagious, and you should never expose yourself to such painful maladies. ~ You have compelled us to do that which makes us ashamed. ~ CORNPLANT - SENECA CHIEF 1781 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 9 "So, with the Native way, it's not whether people find out about what you've done or not... that's not nearly as strong as having your source of morality within you, hav

A Very Interesting Read!
FINDING MR.RIGHT He wasn’t tall and he didn’t make a lot of money. His shoes, when he wasn’t wearing sneakers, were ugly brown nerdy boats. His clothes were boring and out of date, often ill-fitting. I noticed all this much later, because when I first heard his voice on the phone, the sun came out and I turned my face to it and closed my eyes. He was relaxed and warm. We laughed a lot. The first time we spoke was a Sunday afternoon in March. We made a date to meet in the city two weeks from the coming Tuesday. Before we met, we would speak several times, the last time from midnight to 4 a.m. the night before our date. I had answered his ad with a letter which I didn’t mail for almost a month. I carried it around in my briefcase because while I still had the letter, anything was possible. Once I mailed it, I could be rejected, I could never hear from him, or he could turn out to be a dud. We met near the information booth in Grand Central Terminal. I was nearly an hour la

100 Facts About Chuck Norris
Are you ready for America's new favorite show? That's right, It's time for: ONE-HUNDRED RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!!!!! You are about to experience One Hundred (awesome) random facts about Chuck Norris. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

The Backstory
“I like to watch,” my girlfriend Elle said and stuck her chin up and out like she always does when she feels like she wants to challenge me or flirt with me or both. “I’d like to watch you with another man,” she said to me her chin still up, her eyes going all sparkly. We were, I recall, making a late breakfast. Elle held a cantaloupe in her hand. I held a mug of coffee in mine. Elle’s chin jutting and her assertion, “I’d like to watch”; that was how it started. It wasn’t like I hadn’t been with a guy before; it was just that I hadn’t been with one recently. Elle knew my history—the late nights of heavy drinking and minor drugging with my college theatre group that would inevitably devolve into the splintering couples of various configurations and sexes, each of us pairing—or sometimes tripling— with another and traipsing off all tipply into the night. She knew that I’d been manhandled, that I’d done some manhandling, and that I liked it. She knew too that I hadn’t done it in

True Friends
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you. - Dave Stout -

Whiskey Cake Recipe
1 box white cake mix 1 package instant vanilla pudding (3 oz) 1 oz whiskey 4 eggs 1 cup milk 1/4 cup oil 1 cup finely chopped walnuts 2 tsp flour 1/4 lb butter or margarine 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup whiskey (Note: this is a make ahead. Must be baked at least one day before serving) Combine cake and pudding mixes with whiskey and eggs, beating well. Beat in milk and oil. Toss walnuts with flour then fold into cake mixture. Pour into a greased and floured ten-inch tube pan and bake at 350 degrees about 55 to 60 minutes, until cake tests done. Leave cake in pan while you prepare glaze. To make glaze, heat together the butter, sugar and 1/2 cup whiskey until mixture is bubbling and butter melted. Pour hot mixture over hot cake in pan, then let cool in pan for at least 2 hours or more. You will need to put the cake back in the oven at 325 degrees for about 15/20 minutes to get outta pan. For extra "punch" add a shot or 2 into the cake.

"coal: Evidence For A Young Earth"
"Coal: Evidence for a Young Earth" Abstract: Evolutionary theory requires millions of years in the formation of coal in order to afford time for the development of living organisms whose fossils are found in coal deposits. However, laboratory and field research has demonstrated that coal is formed rapidly and in vast quantities. These vast coal deposits are unsullied by other material. The conclusion is drawn that actual research indicates a young age to the Earth that contains such coalified materials. Introduction "If coal takes millions and millions of years of heat and pressure to form, how is it possible that creationists are teaching that the earth is only a few thousand years old?" This is a commonly asked question among individuals seeking answers about the age of the earth and the universe. Research has been done by several creation organizations, as well as independent scientists, in order to answer such questions. The evidence actually shows that coal does not ta

Mum
I hate the way you always lie, you do it yourself, then wonder why. The way I deal with things, I’ve learnt from you, I know you don’t believe me, but yes, it’s true. You expect me to do things right when you’ve only shown me the wrong. I wish it could be different, bit you’ve waited far too long, you wonder why I act this way, I’ve learnt it form you, and now I don’t want to stay. You think you know me, but you don’t, you think I’ll tell you, "No, I won’t!" If you really loved me, you’d be willing to find out, but because you’re hypocritical, I just want to scream and shout. I wish you’d stop, just for me, I really shouldn’t have to plead, I only know what I’ve been taught, don’t deny it, you’ve been caught. You see what I do, I know you don’t like it, but you should see you. Now you’ve shown me way too much, I don’t want to learn, I’ve had enough! I’m not going to repeat after you, I’m going to be different, because I want to. If I listen to you, I might do someth

Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Horny Girl's Fantasy
I stand before everyone in the room, nude. There are about 20 people, wearing only robes...men and women, all around me, sitting in chairs. Watching. Waiting. A lot of things are going through my mind... feeling a little scared. A little nervous. Curious. But excitement was the main thing. I was very excited. And more than ready. I am here to do whatever I am told. "Who's first?" I hear a male voice behind me ask. A tall man comes forward, standing in front of me. He has muscular shoulders and upper arms; but still a slight belly. He appears to be in his late 30's or early 40's. Behind him, a tall blonde woman appears. She is slim and tan. I look up at both of them. "Us first," she says softly, hand touching my face and placing my hair behind my ear. I shiver slightly at the contact. She bends down, and kisses my neck. Her man moves around her, and removes her robe. She backs away from me slightly, allowing it to fall around her. I sigh as she continues kissing my neck, her

Cupid
In Roman mythology, Cupid (Latin Cupido) is the god of erotic love. He is equated with the Greek God Eros and another one of his Latin names Amor (cognate with Kama). Cupid's lineageThere are differing stories about his parentage. Cicero provides three different lineages: son of Mercury (Hermes) and Diana (Artemis), son of Mercury and Venus (Aphrodite), and son of Mars (Ares in Greek mythology) and Venus. Plato mentions two of these, and Hesiod's Theogony, the most ancient Greek theoography, says that Cupid was created coevally with Chaos and the earth. Throughout ancient mythological writing, there appear to be either two Cupids or two sides to the figure of Cupid. One is the son of Jupiter (Zeus) and Venus. He is a lively youth who delights in pranks and spreading love. The other is a son of Nyx and Erebus, known for riotous debauchery. Cult Sleeping Cupid by Battistello Caracciolo, c.1616, Whitfield Fine Art Cupid's cult was closely associated with that of Venus, with Cupid

Which Tarot Card Card Are You?
You Are The Emperor You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do. You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea. You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone. Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well. Your fortune: In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love. This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you. It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person. You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?

Life
Today I started working YAY WHAT SOME FUN!... I finally got my little sister out of shelter care but I did double thoughts maybe she should have just stayed there til her time was up. But I have my daddys big heart. So its all good. Quitting smoking is going pretty good. I found diffent ways to not have the cravings. Other then that nothing really going on. I hope I have off Saturday so I can sit home relax an drink hehe. Wont know more til tomorrow of course. Well time to take this single women with a migain to bed (Yup thats me)

The Sin Sayer
It walks alone at night . it feeds on the innocent and the weak. It preys upon the ones who have no soul. The ones who do not see the needs of others. It waits in the shadows patiently stalking them. hoping that one comes close. Close enough to be in its reach. Once it has them in its clutches its too late. It takes from them what it needs, feeding on the sins of everyone. Gaining power from the evil it finds in each one . Each night it grows more hungry, never quenching its thirst for sins. Never feeling full on the flesh of redemption. Its eyes are unseen and its face unknown. It will never stop searching for fulfillment. Never reaching its destination. It can never stop looking for the soul it lacks, and can never end its pain.

Rimbaud
'A Season In Hell - 2' From my ancestors the Gauls I have pale blue eyes, a narrow brain, and awkwardness in competition. I think my clothes are as barbaric as theirs. But I don't butter my hair. The Gauls were the most stupid hide-flayers and hay-burners of their time. From them, I inherit: idolatry, and love of sacrelige; - oh! all sorts of vice, anger, lechery, - terrific stuff, lechery; - lying, above all, and laziness. I have a horror of all trades and crafts. Bosses and workers, all of them peasants, and common. The hand that holds the pen is as good as the one that holds the plow. - What a century for hands! - I'll never learn to use my hands. And then, domesticity goes too far. The propriety of beggary shames me. Criminals are as disgusting as men without balls: I'm intact, and I don't care. But! who has made my tongue so treacherous, that until now it has counseled and kept me in idleness? I have not used even my body to get along. Out-idling the sleepy toad

Realionship Over
Hello all. It has been aloing time sence I hat talked. I am sorry. So much has happend. For startes afer ten years of marege. It is over. It ended December 27ty. I got siced of his lies. His lies to me and the lies to theme who I resecte. I do not like lies. I can not stand them. And he would keep things from me. and thing that I fet were inporant like the fat we were mared away from them who I though should know. A lot of time I would have to tell them myfelf. And it would make them mand. and my husband mad. But I fet like I had to do that. I felt like he did not realy wan t me wen he did that. I did not leave any childen behind. Jut two dogs. But that is ok. Now I am with the one man I hould have been with a long time agao. But I was too busy ting to make things work with my hasband I. I shuld have been gone a long time agao. But now I am. And I am ting to be friends with him. But the lies stell have not stoped. He is ting to get me back. But I am not welling to go and be with somon

Anger Management For Ladies Lol
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. (Oh man , now that's JUST WRONG!)

American Schools
An excerpt from Oprah's excellent elitism - By Ilana Mercer And it's not just the inner-city children. Despite being the best-funded school system in the world, American public schools graduate the thickest kids in the developed world. Paradoxically, while our high-school students score near the bottom in international competitions, when asked to rate themselves, they consistently give themselves top marks. But then so do their parents and teachers. Thanks to constant, unwarranted worship, and no moral or rigorous intellectual instruction, American schools are full of lame and lazy megalomaniacs.

Friends
OK - I dont kow if this has been seen by all my list so I thought I would try it in a blog. I am gonna be doing some cleaning on my friends list in a few days - I kow there is a bunch on there that never come by my page and I dont make it their page either - So I am gonna clean it up. - Let me know if you want to stay on my list ok. - just send me a message or comment or what ever - I hope to hear from you soon. TTYL

Daily Devotional 1/12/07
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler As time goes by we learn it isn't the speed with which we do our work, but the quality of time that makes life an accomplishment. How much do we enjoy working, or playing, or just resting? Schedules and deadlines take up most of what we do. We seldom have time to enjoy something for the sake of doing it. If we feel pressured, we have little incentive to enjoy doing anything, much less doing it well. Many who have to sit all day are bored and have nothing to think about except how unhappy they are or how they feel physically. More time is not the answer. We need a better quality of life, i ga osi, deeper rest, and it begins with quality attitudes. What we have or what we do not have should never dictate the quality of our lives or our capacity to simply enjoy. ~ Some pass without recognition, the grandest of all..... ~ SONG OF LOVE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Medit

Three Women
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, > > were sitting naked in a sauna. > > > > Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman > > pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. > > The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my > > pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin > > of my arm." > > > > A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young > > woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, > > she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a > > microchip in my hand." > > > > The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out > > done, she decided she had to do something just as > > impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to > > the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet > > paper hanging >from her rear end. The others raised > > their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman > > finally said......... > > > > "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax." >

Only For Those Who Can Handle The Truth:
The Pope says that jihad violence is against God's nature, and officials fear that in response, Muslims enraged by this insult will commit... jihad violence. *Muslims murder 3,000 innocents in New York and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 202 tourists in Bali and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 333 schoolchildren and their teachers in Beslan and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 292 innocents, mainly Kenyans and Tanzanians at two US Embassies and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 241 US and 58 French peacekeepers in Beirut and expect no criticism. *Muslims fire 4,000 Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel killing over 50 innocent civilians and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 52 in London and 191 in Madrid and e xpect no criticism. *Muslims murder 200 in Mumbai and expect no criticism. *Muslims behead Western hostages in Iraq, Buddhist monks in Thailand and Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia and expect no criticism. *Muslims

Puter Issues
im having computer issues.. so if im slow at responding .. promise ill get there, just not sure whats up. i get activex messages on this site and java issues on watchin videos. im ready to throw it away lol so bear with me!! im slow not ignoring PROMISE!!!!

Nothing More
i would like nothing more then to actually go to sleep not black out from deprivation at 5 a.m. not recline and stare and kill myself with my mind the mood swings are fine but the timing fuck the goddamn timing

In The Wee Hours
being an insomniac is an awful thing....especially when you add having a kid into the mix. i get few oppurtunites to sleep, and find myself physically impossible to take advantage most of the time. i would give a finger to be able to sleep for more than four consecutive hours on a regular basis. to all of you who aren't up reading this, but in your third dream right now, i'm so fucking jealous!

Daily Reading For The Day
from the book of john chapter 3 verse 16-21 for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believe in him should not perish but have everlasting life,17for god sent his son into the world to condemn the world,but that the world through him might be saved,18 he that believeth on him is not condemned:but he that believeth not is condemned already,because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten son of god,19 and this is the condemnation that the light is come into the world,and men loved darkness rather then light,becasue of there deeds were evil,20 for every one that doeth evil hteth the light,neither cometh to the light,lest his deeds should be reproved,21 but he that doeth truth cometh to the light,that his deeds may be made manifest,that they are wrought in god,amen wado pastor cougarmoon

Glorious Saturday, Everyone!!
Just a note for those I was unable to greet this morning! I'm working today - again! Not a bad thing, actually! I will be back on probably late afternoon. Everyone, please have a glorious Saturday! Hope all is well with each and every one of you. Much love and hugs to all! Blessings all around!! Later!

Kill Me/bend To
you are the heart of the problem the splinter in my side the face of thousand sins hypocritical non-sentimental you never knew what it was to be child you wanna kill me you wanna kill me you wanna kill me then come on kill me kill kill kill between the money and the power its all that you know because the world will go more sour as stay in control pro-psychotic sub-hypnotic you wanna know what it feels like to be a god you wanna kill me you wanna kill me you wanna kill me then come on kill me kill kill kill kill kill kill kill killllllll there are no gods to fear but ourselves the only truth is what you get when you place your hope and soul in something that fails you over and over again the proof is shoved right up your ass but you wanna bend you wanna bend to youre just sheep youre fucking hopeless i bow to nothing i will bend for no one nobody knows what happens when you die so why the fuck you wanna waste your life when youre bullshit pray

I Get It, Okay?
I had a dream last night that just cemented everything: I lived with my family on this huge plot of land with gardens and houses and a few small businesses. I decided I was going to be more helpful, so I went out to weed the front garden. I accidentally pulled up a few flowers, but since I got everything by the roots I was able to carefully put them back in the soil. My mom and dad walked by, and my dad went all ballistic: "What the HELL are you doing? You pulled up all my ground cover! Some of these plants are going to die without this!" I started crying and went to the main kitchen to mop the floor. Part way through my mom came in: "You need to stop now. We can't be working in here with the floors wet like this." I took my mop and bucket to the small restaurant nearby, thinking I could help them because their floors are always so dirty. The woman working there started yelling at me in Spanish as I scrubbed layers of dirt off the floor. I told her I only know E

Have You Ever Wanted?
Have you ever wanted to sit outside in a light mist of rain? To feel it fall lightly on your skin? Have you ever wanted to kiss someone so deeply that you could feel yourself consuming them? Have you ever wanted to feel anothers touch so badly that your skin burned from the ache? Have you ever wanted to be completly lost in someones eyes? Have you ever wanted someone so much that you could taste them? Have you ever wanted someone to be there to kiss your tears away? I Have By Mary Lee

What Is This Picture?
WHAT IS THIS PICTURE? Obviously, it's a picture in a cemetery. What cemetery and whose grave? Sadly, it's the grave of Casey Sheehan. After two years, and a DoD payment of $250,000 to the "Peace Mom", Cindy Sheehan has not had the time or bothered to have a headstone placed on this young hero's grave. And, she doesn't even have to pay for one, the DoD will provide one: "The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) furnishes upon request, at no charge to the applicant, a government headstone or marker for the grave of any deceased eligible veteran in any cemetery around the world. For all deaths occurring before September 11, 2001, the VA may provide a headstone or marker! only for graves that are not marked with a private headstone. Flat markers in granite, marble, and bronze and upright headstones in granite and marble are available. The style chosen must be consistent with existing monuments at the place of burial. Niche markers are also available to mark columbaria used

Save The Cheerleader, Save The World
So I have become obsessed with "Heroes", on Fox. If anybody else loves that show, talk to me! also, I'm trying to start a band here in spokane. if you're genuinely talented and interested, talk to me!

New Pic Ideas !
Me and My girls are haded out later today to take some new shots.Our idea,If goes as planned,will be dark angels in a old cemetary.We are excited and I hope to be able to post and share these photos on my page tomorrow!So keep an eye out for them!

Official Holiday Freestyle "from The Heart"
i spit dis shit from my heart dark art who fuck wit dis liquid get quick wit not a damn one dark art i dragged ur face along tha ground cause sparks burn out tha rubber ya chick screamin holiday you da man holla back boy at 20 grand flat thats 20 stacks 20 facts wit plenty of ways to get my pockets fat but i saty true to da art hip-hop got my heart not tha corporate thugs get filled wit slugs confused ya switch up directions get hit wit da smith n wesson lear a valuable lesson before they catch tha death hand a socialist political nigga rappin hardcore they all ask what happened to my mans ya mans had to spit ill cuz if i didn't they was goin to kill what i love had to stop tha bullshit before i went to my dressed n grabbed da four fifth dat dese niggaz can kick wit no holdin me back i came i conquered just like crack

Advice
Advice ~ So you may sleap at nite Forgive them For the sake of your soul Speak truth So you are not forgotten Stand up For the sake of the world Believe Aarron Laidig~ becoming more of a fan of his work

16 Signs U Like Someone
SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO:

Good Bye
so, it is that she has left me, alone, broken. i love her. she said she did me. i'll never know. maybe a part of her did.... questions unanswered, was it my fault? did i ruin us? she thinks so. maybe so do i. a darkness returns. i once again feel like the fool. a moron, trickin by feelings into believing. i have been hurt again. i miss her already. what happened? i asked about something she wrote, just to make conversation. than i wrote about someone else. it had nothing to do with her. the past, someone from my past. not my rachel. but another... and it ruined me. now once again i feel nothing, alone. and never at a worse time, my alyissas date of murder is at hand, her, our child, killed. when i needed her the most, i'm left alone. good bye rachel, i love you.

The Fox, A Bush, And The Police
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 Current mood: Outraged! We start with Fox News: A memo from senior Fox News vice-president saying for anchors to adjust the news towards a conservative political slant. Coincidentaly a few hours later, Fox News says that Iraqi's are cheering in the streets after the Democrats victory and Rumsfeld's resignation. Next we have President Bush - "We'll succeed unless we quit." So says President Bush as he visited the country of Vietnam. Obviously, President Bush needs a history lesson and a reality check. The American Public has already stated their opinions with the mid-term election. Leaving Vietnam did not cause the end of the world, neither will leaving Iraq. We have paid enough in blood. The Winner: UCLA Campus Police, who tazered a UCLA student at least 4 times at a UCLA library for not producing an ID card even after the student attempted to leave after he was asked to. Excessive force much? UCLA Campus Police, Today's Worst Persons

Once Again
Well i thought i would check this site out.. figure i may leave a bitch in this one too....so here we go... I think i may hate humans...absolutely abhor them.. i found out a guy i used to be with decided to delete HIS friends that are friends of mine because i sent him and add request... heres the kicker i did not know who it was.. it was frankenstein profile and at the time i was wanting to check out the profile and it was on private so i sent an add.. what a dick... I hope his ex he went back to after i left cheats on him... just for karma purposes...

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you let Me Cum inside of you? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

~ Angel Family Rules ~
~ Rules Of The Angel Family ~ 1. we do level ups 2. we do rates 3. we do repost 4. we do user comments 5. when asked for help in contest we can help with comments! Meaning of the Family! We help each other and stand by each other. But we will not have drama if a problem comes up please contact me or Wolf and we will deal with it. As with any family problems will arise every once in a while as we will settle it the adult way! I opened the Angels On CherryTap cause no where else can you feel loved and cared about as you would with us. We will take care of our own and welcome the newcomers. show everyone there can be love and caring on CherryTap. Wolf has made a logo for our family members and it will sent out to their inbox when it is done. I won't put it in the family folder cause anyone can steal it and claim they are a member and give us all a bad name. you can put it somewhere on your page or put it in your pics. Directions....

Just Dreaming
Last night I dreamt of you and me. We went to Hawaii and swam in the sea. We went to the movies, and you held my hand. We drove down a winding road, in the country land. You made me dinner. You were such a great cook. You told me you loved me, Like it was straight from the book. Last night I dreamt That you were mine. As long as we were together, everything was fine. We went to Majic Mountain, and went on all the rides. I told you my secrets, 'cause in you I could confide. I woke up this morning, not quite the same, 'cause I came to realize you don't even know my name.

More Questions
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yanno i cant even think who it was and probably no 2. What song describes your relationship status? I'm gonna have to say landing in london 3. How much does your dog weigh? i dont have a dog 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee? the breakee 5. Ever waxed your legs? no i dont want that pain 6. Earrings or necklaces? necklaces 7. Who have you talked to most today? Daniela or Jen and Dustin 10. Color of your shirt? black 11. How many years have you taken a language? 4 years 12. Who's on speed dial 2? i dont use speed dial 13. What color is your background on your computer mainly? black 14. Do you wish on 11:11? no, i direct my wishes to the loved ones i've lost they watch over me 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? Don't set up camp in a Bull field! 16. Are you a bad influence? not really 17. What color are your eyes? blue 18. Would you rather have your name or y

The Work Of Gods
I know the draw, I’ve danced in the war I can show you how to draw water out of dirt Re-maul old scars belly crawl across fragmented stars Wake up a wretch and lay down a god Who’s ready to stand up and admit they’re a god? That all your suffering is part of a divine dogma Question all decisions all the time But regret is something with which I do not bother My only regret is that I could have been harder Create more scars then my current marring Deeper carvings Longer periods of sleep deprivation and starvings In love with my torment I became a messiah once I recognized my martyrdom From then on every act of self defilement has become an act of self prayer Finding ways to pull food for my soul out of thin air Never enough to make me smile But enough to keep me alive if only for a while Even if it did take a fair bit of error and trial And a number of years of denial Here’s a tip to disinfect suet Make decisions as a god, be absolute Turn every action and choic

Friends
If there is one ingredient which adds warmth and love to our lives... it is friendship. If there is one relationship to help us through all the others... it is friendship. Friends surround us with the beauty of their caring. With friends we can share what we see, what we feel, and what we love. Friends help us with our problems because they listen. And as they listen we begin to hear the language of... our own hearts. With friends we can walk along the remembered paths of our lives and completely share our experiences. With friends we can work the soil of forgotten dreams that needed to be tended and nurtured once again. With friends we can plant the seed of new dreams in our hearts. We can always return to a friend like going back to a special place... and find the same warm feeling unchanged by time or distance. Life gives us friends so we can share the precious times and memorable moments of being children, and teenagers, and adults, and

Blames Others For His Feelings
THE BATTERER WILL TELL THE WOMAN, "YOU MADE ME MAD," OR "I CAN'T HELP BEING ANGRY" HE ACTUALLY MAKES THE DECISION ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS AND FEELS, BUT HE USES THOSE FEELINGS TO MANIPULATE THE WOMAN.

Wife Tossing In Buenos Aires
(1998, Buenos Aires) Did he win the argument? It happened in February 1998 in a working-class Boedo neighborhood. During a heated marital dispute, a 25-year-old man picked up his 20-year-old wife and threw her off their eighth-floor apartment balcony. To his dismay, she became tangled in the power lines below. He immediately leapt from the balcony and fell towards his wife. We can only speculate as to his reasons. Was he angrily trying to finish the job, or was he remorsefully hoping to rescue her? He did not accomplish either goal. He missed the power lines completely, and plunged to his death. The woman managed to swing over to a nearby balcony and was saved. (18 May 1999, Panama City) In a similar story, a Dominican woman exacted her dying revenge on her boyfriend, who tossed her off their third-floor balcony, by dragging him down with her. Maria Mendez, 32, was killed instantly in the fall. Her boyfriend, Luis Alberto Camargo, was rushed to a nearby hospital in serious condi

Halloween Pumpkin Award
31 October 1998, Canada) For Halloween this year, a Canadian man named Gary dressed as a mummy by wrapping himself from head to toe in fluffy cotton batting. The cotton was taped at the wrists and ankles, and white gloves and running shoes completed his fashionable ensemble. As the mummy was waiting in the kitchen for his girlfriend to dress for pictures of their costumes, he carelessly lit a cigarette... and burst into flames, as the flammable costume ignited. His girlfriend rushed into the kitchen and dragged him into the yard before calling the fire department. An appalled group of trick-or-treaters learned the reason for flame-retardant costumes right there on the lawn of his grilfriend's Orillia home. Firefighters arrived within minutes, and found his entire costume reduced to ashes, right down to the white coveralls underneath. Gary was covered with second- and third-degree burns. He was conscious and kept repeating, "It's my fault," apparently aware of his own role in th

Kind Of Sex I Like
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Did Some Work On My Page
well i put new pics on my page eberyone so come take a look and let me know what u think of it . to all the new people rate me and my pics and my profile. well bye for now love hotchick3

Think You Got What It Takes?
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?

Im New Here So Here Is A Intro To ... Me
well my name is dustin i live in hendersonville tn with my parents ... yea that sux. i have no car and no job. im a generaly all around nice guy which usualy gets me in trouble... i like having fun and am always lookinf for people to hang out and have fun with ... yes i know i look 15 but i promis you i am 18 i have a id to prove it. if any of you actualy read this that rocks and maby we could get to know eachother... how ever you take that it is up to you. well that is all i have to say for now messege me and shyt make me popular and i swear i will be on as much a possible. also if you would like to actualy talk to me like on the phone im cool with that but not untill i have decided your not a stalker so on and so fourth

Fuck Me
IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS, YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU'RE 45. NO JOKE. PUT: MAKEOUT -- (if you're taken) KISSING IS FUN -- (if you like someone but waiting to find out how they feel about you) S-E-X -- (if you're in love wit sum1 u feel is worth ur affection) FUCK ME-- (if your single) BLOODY ROSE -- (if you're about to give up) PECK ON THE LIPS -- (if you rape spidermonkeys) :] -- (if you have a crush on some one) :[ --(if there's no point in liking the person you like) WEED-- (if ur just taking life as it comes) WHITE ROSE--(if ur a pirate) BIG BOOBS -- (if your a ninja) SEXY-- (If youre taken and loven them) SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AT 11:30am TOMORROW

Waters Edge ( Poem)
Here I sit On the river bank listening to the wind as it blows through the weeping willows. Here I sit on the river banks Watchign the current pass the waterstones. Waitng for soemthing in the cold. On these banks I sit alone recalling the days that have long ago gone. On the river bank I wait for more, but still in its emptiness I sit alone. Will she come? Will I die? Will the seasons pass and lose me in ice? Will the love arise to draw me out? To give me new life with clear wide eyes? I can not say all I can do is wait Pretend a dream of her coming to me. To hold me to love me to sheild my heart. to comfort my love in the dark. The Waters pass the seasons change. The wind grow cool, and I sit as though I am chained. The snow begins to fall it builds up a wall. soon there is nothing but true closing dark. The lights in my head they fade away. Where am I going? I am lost to ........

I Am Back
Hey cherries how are you all hopefully doin okay? please forgive me for not bein on in the last week or so buti have had probs getting on this site was modem settings so spent 1 hour & a half with Technical support fixed it all this morning. Have missed you guys terribly Hi Bee Stephilicious imp Tazzy Travelin Bob Mystic snow tiger the list goes on will get to you all soon once again am sorry. luv you all MUAHHs Jovichick

Wtf Is Going On On Myspace?
MySpace sued in wake of sexual assault 6/20/2006 3:58:59 PM, by Eric Bangeman A Texas 14-year-old and her mother have sued MySpace for US$30 million after she was raped by a man she met on the social networking site. Pete Solis, who faces felony sexual assault charges, courted the girl via her MySpace profile. They proceded to exchange phone calls and e-mails prior to meeting in May. Solis reportedly picked her up at school, took her to dinner and a movie, and then sexually assaulted her at a South Austin, TX apartment complex. MySpace's age verification practices come under attack by the plaintiff's attorneys. The site requires users to be at least 14 years old, asking for name, date of birth, e-mail address, sex, and country of residence. However, it does not attempt to verify the information, which is the basis for the lawsuit. In a statement, MySpace chief security officer Hemanshu Nigam said that the site takes "aggressive measures" to protect its members and encourage

Sleepytime
MySpace Comments Graphics GOODNIGHT EVERYONE! BEFORE I GO THOUGH - PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VISIT THESE PAGES AND LEAVE A COMMENT OR TWO ON THE FOLLOWING PICTURES FOR THESE CONTESTS! THESE PEOPLE ARE AMAZING IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

More Ways Of Seeing Life As A Whole
These days we as a people quicken to fast to anger and hatred and are to slow to seek out peace, kindness, and further more mutualism. It saddens me we all as a people let things like religion and politics and further more minor differances seperate us at the core and we as a people seek war and revenge to many times. We as a people should listen to our faith for all faiths no matter what you be, so have it be any of the following, Christian, Catholic, Jew, Muslim, hindu, pagan and so forth they all call for peace not WAR. So let it be our differances that join us together may OUR differances blend together in mutualism so we may join in the song of PEACE. Theres times I watch the news and see the wars and pain and all the killing and all of it is made by the need for revenge, and it saddens me. I say to you as the Great wise Ghandi said *eye for an eye will make a world blind* for this he was speaking of the beauties of forgiveness through the actions of forgiveness it brings us t

Catch Your Breath!
Catch your breath....pinch your wrist... Oh my God....I do exist!!! You know...sometimes... Games are fun....and the story gets wild..... But right now.... The truth is...I am no longer a child.

Wow !!! Been Awhile...
Well this past few weeks have been rough on me with the pregnacy...been having morining sickness, but now easien off slowly. Started back to school...it is almost half way thought the quarter Mid terms are next week can you believe it. I know I can't. Well tonight has been awhile since Me and Mike have been out so we are going out tonight depending on how I feel. We are 9 weeks pregnate there is an ultsound of the baby up. Sorry about the pictures we are so busy to take anymore pics. We are going to take some while we are out tonight. If there is anything else you want to know...just ask me or Mike.

Winter Quarter
Well this quarter I am taking English 151, Math 101, and Public Speaking. I have my first paper due for English this Tuesday. It is a true story about what happened to me as a child. Math I don't have any grades yet just homework so far...I will post more about it later. Public Speaking I have my first speach comeing up and I am doing it on How to make a Pumpkin Roll. The week comeing up is week 5 all ready half way thought the quarter. Wow going fast!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Cookie Monster Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Daily Devotional 1/19/07
January 19 - Daily Feast Volume II Rigid routine, rigid thought, can make rigid bodies. Turn off the paved path and put your foot on the earth. Feel the pulse, the life, the clean earth. If there are things that keep you from seeing the horizon, look straight up. The sky is there above the smoke, the smog, the haze that would hide the blue. Reach out and lay your fingers in the flow of any little stream - clean water is there behind the chemicals, beyond the things that would pollute. Lift your spirit above the sirens and shrill voices and ugliness of graceless personalities. Pause for even a minute in an attitude of worship. It is your day. ~ Each soul must meet the morning sun, the new sweet earth and the Great Silence alone. ~ OHIYSA - SANTEE DAKOTA "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 19 "Heal yourself - your physical and spiritual bodies. Regenerate yourself with light, and then

How Well Do You Know Classic Disney?...and Half Of This I Had To Guess...
How well do you know classic Disney? Disney Classic CrazyWOAH! You know just about everything there is to know. You\'ve probably even seen the Black Cauldron. Disney is amazing, be proud! Take this test

Unable To Use Cherrytap Till End Of This Month
some how Cheery tap uses a huge down load or bandwidth which has used up my Service alloction og 15 Gig down load limit ,so my server here In Australia hasa policy to not cut off net access but reduce speed ,to the Basic Dail up ,,so with that in place Cherry tap pages fail to load Time out so to Any of my Fantastic Friends rwading this Please Firgive be Neglecting my normal Enjoyment Of visiting your pages /photos and Dropping my Comments and Compliments to all I DO MISS being able to use Cherry tap Vety Much Gary

If You Know Me You Will Love Me!
Well hello everyone i am new to this well i been on here since last year but still new cause i never had a reason to come on here but i guess now i do... I want to meet new people and make new friends i am really great at being a friend to everyone i can keep a friend for a long time. I have no enemies at all to speak of... IF you know me you will love me just because of my heart it is open to everyone and i love each and every person equally as friends.... I dont run around spillin my guts if someone told me a secret.... i am a loyal and true friend to everyone i also have 2 beautiful kids my son and daughter they are my life... i also am single so i migth meet mr right someday but for now i am happy being single...... well if you like what i wrote please feel free to leave a message and i will get back to you later *hugs*

Mexican Chicken Casserole
A Mexican chicken casserole recipe with chicken, taco sauce, and seasonings, along with taco chips and cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked, cubed * 1 can tomatoes with green chilies * 1 can cream of mushroom soup * 1 can cream of chicken soup * 1 can (4 ounces) taco sauce * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1 package taco chips or Doritos * 1/2 to 3/4 cup grated American cheese, Mexican blend, or Classic Melts blend PREPARATION: In a saucepan, combine and heat tomatoes, soups, taco sauce and broth. Line bottom of casserole dish with taco chips. Add mixture of chicken and sauce. Top with grated cheese. Bake at 350° until bubbly and hot. Serves 4.

Confution....
So... I found out that my ex who i had moved from NY to Arizona for had indeed cheated on me. Not that i should be surprised all the signs had been there, And i picked up on them but ignored them as my heart would not allow me to believe she did anything more then keep close friends. All the hard work i had done over the last few days to get my self control back was just ruined in one foul swoop. In black and white she wrote "I have cheated in my past relationship alright! I know how it feels to be cheated on and to cheat on another person" Her last relationship had been with me.... It ended because i was and still am a soldier and i did not bring in the knid of money she wanted and since daddy owns a dealership i could not compete with a 5 and 6 number salery... Hell i could only wish i made such money. But i was a good and loyal mate, no one ever cought my eye and no one else had my heart when her and i were together. But yet now i feel worse because the fact i have

My Eternal Rose
my eternal rose black as midnights stony kiss a petal head of cold abyss forever motionless as they stand embeded in the muddy sand without a mind without a thought my roses truth forever lost and as i sail away from this dream going home as it may seem i look back to the banks below forever haunted by my eternal rose

Sex Quiz
You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex94%Normal Sex94%Anal Sex67%Phone Sex55%Gay Sex55%Cyber Sex34%Orgy33%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

I Want This Man
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to

Black Rain .
Black Rain Black rain bits my window frame, like the cold I feel confined To this enclosed of stone & steel. Its loneliness penetrates my soul to its very core, caged line an animal I now reside, like the zoo they keep me locked in. Animal I may be its only survive in the environment that made me. Black rain it beats on my head and shoulders as if to drive me insane, it Slowly erodes the humanity that’s already damaged in me. Black rain brings with it suffering and pain never once letting up , never going away. Only rarely in my life have I found shelter from its soul rending pain only in life have I found shelter that blocked Black Rain and it abated and let the sunshine again.. By T>S>Z

Jan 22 Dea "pill Bottle Dump" At Your Local Federal Building
RE: Jan 22 DEA "Pill Bottle Dump" at your local federal building ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jack Herer Date: Jan 22, 2007 1:15 AM Monday, January 22nd, patients and advocates will gather at their local federal buildings to demand an end to federal raids on medical cannabis patients and providers. Ask the DEA to Help You Find Your Medical Marijuana! Be part of the January 22 DEA "Pill Bottle Dump" at your local federal building! Medical cannabis patients and providers are under attack! Over the past month, the DEA conducted raids on three dispensaries and several medical cannabis grow facilities across California, restricting safe access to cannabis for bona-fide patients statewide. In response, ASA is organizing a national day of action on Monday, January 22nd, 2007. When the 110th Congress convenes, patients and advocates nationwide will assemble at their local federal buildings to demand an end to DEA raids on patients and providers

Tracks
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them

Letting Go
Letting Go How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way

Kink Test
A friend sent me this link last night. LOL.Check to see just how kinky you are!! I am a kinky player..giggle. http://www.hotlanta.com/KinkTest.asp?SessionID=3545648 I think I'll post this as a bulletin!!!

Sanctity Of Human Life Week
January 21 - 28, 2007, is Sanctity of Human Life Week It happens every day. Over 3,000 pregnant and scared young women choose to end their babies' lives. Abortion has become America's holocaust and the sad fact is many women simply do not know all of their pregnancy options. They have not been told the truth that abortion hurts women and unfortunately many have bought the lie that abortion is just another routine medical procedure. Care Net has learned that one of the most cost effective ways to reach pregnant women is through the use of the Internet. Care Net utilizes a dedicated website to lead women to a secure place where they can learn their options, talk to loving counselors, and find a local Pregnancy Counseling Center in their area. With the help of the LifeDonor Network, Care Net was able to directly communicate to over 80,000 women in the past few months because of their internet initiatives. They have also introduced instant messaging this past year, which has a

Juvenile Procedures Paper
Robin Cropper Juvenile Procedures Monday Night;1830-2100 L.Jobes## Last night I read The Child Called "It" and The Lost Boy. Although I had previously read the book, I had not read it while being a parent. I think that changed my perspective on the book, a lot. While reading through the first few chapters, I had trouble imagining how any mother could put her child through such torture. What made this woman snap? She was a wonderful mom, just on top of the world. Then almost overnight, she began horrifically abusing her son. I cannot imagine what was going through her mind, or how she got any sick twisted pleasure out of torturing her own child. The boy’s father would not even help him. I can not imagine how he felt, abused by his mother and neglected by his father. Then, after he was "freed" from her, he began bouncing from foster home to foster home and getting in trouble, while still longing for his mother's warm embrace. As he put it, he kept waiting to hear thos

Women Jokes About Men
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A Widow Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Looking For Shane Dewitt Walker,very Urgent!!!!
hi my son dewitt shane walker whom i love so much was born oct 7th 1990 he is 16 yrs old. i just want to find him i didnt think cancer would be going this fast his dad has him in hiding i just want to hold him and love him and say goodbye..i need so much help i want this dream so much to come true SHANE,I AM A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHERS,SHE HAS CANCER AND IS DYING.HER CONDITIONS WORSENS EVERY DAY!!! SHE IS JUST HOLDING ON PRAYING TO GOD TO SEE YOU ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DIES.I DON'T KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR PAST,BUT I DO KNOW YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO SEE YOU ONE LAST TIME.PLEASE IF YOU SEE THIS,PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME,ITS VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY URGENT!!! SHE WROTE THIS TOP PART HERSELF TO ME.

Lady,a Message From A Bleeding Heart.
Lady, all I need is you in my life, My life changed when I first met you eight years ago, You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you are reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is You set my heart ablaze. Your love lies in the center of my heart, Where can I begin to express all the wonderful feeling that lye in my heart, I will begin by letting you know that you are a part of me, You are the companion to my dreams, When you come to me in my dreams all I can feel is the love I feel for you travel throughout my body I will always love you, You are a part of me. You are

I Remember
I Remember Not So Long Ago, Before My Son Became A Man I'd Take Him To The Park, We'd Walk Hand And Hand I Can't Really Remember Where, The Time Has Came And Went I Just Recall, How I Thought My Son Was Heaven Sent Time Stands Still For No One As I Look At The Man Who's My Son The Son That's Sailed Away Upon The Sea Never Again Will That Boy Return To Me So I Tell You This If Your Son Is Small Take The Time To Watch As He Grows Tall I Can't Get Back The Moments That Are Like Dreams Little Boys Grow Up Far Too Fast It Seems Chris

A True Friend
A true freind is one who is always there. Be it rain or shine. Good times or bad. Always there to help you pick up the pieces. Or celerate the biggest victories. A true friend never questions why and always asks why not? They're the one person Who knows you better than anybody else A true friend is someone who will never hide anything from you. Yet bet the first to forgive you should you. A true friend will pat your shoulder one minute and pull you from a fight the next. A true friend will have your back forever and ask for nothing in return.

A Young Reporter
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"

Please Help
today is a day were i need all the help i can get so that me and my baby girl can be together we are both so sad that we can not be together sha posted her first blog to day here is what she said in it. (posted by my baby girl)==I'M SO FUCKIN SICK OF BULL SHIT..I JUST WANT TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE AND WITH THE PERSON I LOVE!! I NEED TO FIND A WAY AND I NEED TO FIND ONE QUICK!! SOMEONE WHO HATES ME SO MUCH WANTS TO KEEP ME SOMEWHEE WHERE I AM HATED WHY? JUST LET ME GO LET ME BE FREE...LET ME BE WITH THE ONE I LOVE AND BE HAPPY...GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM TX AND MY PHSCHO EX WHO WANTS TO SLAP ON ME AND CLAIM HE LOVES ME!! I'M SO SICK OF THE FUCKING BULL SHIT...I CAN'T LIVE WITH PAIN ANYMORE PLZ HELP ME GET TO THE ONE I LOVE!!!!. i am out of idea's i need help so that way we maybe together forever please help me get my baby here to be with me. thank you

Sweetest Smile Contest...help!!!!
HEY THERE ALL MY 1900 FRIENDS/FANS/FAMILY..I NEED HELP..PLEASE COMMENT BOMB THIS PIC FOR ME..IM BEHIND BY LIKE 8 VOTES..I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO WIN THIS CONTEST..ITS FOR THE SWEETEST SMILE...I WOULD LIKE TO WIN, BECAUSE I THINK I DO HAVE THE SWEETEST SMILE...MUAHHHH... TY IN ADVANCE.. KISSES, CHRISTINE http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=543969&albumid=196038&i=1520690581

As I Touch
search within complex dreams For the love whom I long to be with The enigma that took a hold of me And infiltrated into my very core With his Talismanic attributes He continually rules my soul Reaching across landscapes of my mind As he touches emotional spheres With invisible hands he caresses me With silent words he speaks with me Our synergies dance upon a breeze And then carried across widespread planes Over mountainous terrains and hilltops Through canyons, dips and vales Gushing effusively like raging rivers Flowing fluidly along meandering streams Reaching the shores of evolving desires A touch awakens me from my dream As my hand reaches towards my cheek A cool moistness I feel upon my flesh Is it but a splash from the wilful waves? Or tears which surreptitiously egressed?

Something To Offend Everyone Part I (good Stuff)
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Be

Dictionary For Decoding Women's English:
Here It Goes * Yes........................No * No.........................Yes * Maybe......................No * We need....................I want * I am sorry.................You'll be sorry * We need to talk............You're in trouble * Sure, go ahead.............You better not * Do what you want...........You will pay for this later * I am not upset.............Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight...Is sex all you ever think about?

The Dream Catchers Legend
An ancient Chippewa tradition The dream net has been made For many generations Where spirit dreams have played. Hung above the cradle board, Or in the lodge up high, The dream net catches bad dreams, While good dreams slip on by. Bad dreams become entangled Among the sinew thread. Good dreams slip through the center hole, While you dream upon your bed. This is an ancient legend, Since dreams will never cease, Hang this dream net above your bed, Dream on, and be at peace.

Today And Tomorrow
Today Today i told you how i felt and today you broke my heart Today i put my soul out to see and you decided to put it out to hang insted. Today i told you the truth and you gave me lines from a page of a book i've heard read again and again. No more lines I will not have them I will not hear excuses I will not hear i am sorry again. Sorry does not cut it anymore Sorry is something someone says when they hit your sore toe. Not when you rip out their heart. Today , i was honest with you Today you see was my last day No more days now, now i'm gone to never see again. No more days. No more days like todays. Never Today Always tomorrow Because tomorrow is a far farther away from you.

Hummmmm... Wanna See Sexxxy ???
BOMBERS NEEDED !!! OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

6 Weird Things About Me
This is suppose to continue down the friends chain so take a stab at it! I am suppose to name 6 weird things about me. I am not sure if they are suppose to be things no one knows or not. I am pretty much an open book though, so there isnt much that you guys wont already know. You know how weird I am.. Thats why you love me! lol Ok, so here it goes... 1. I like pickles and peanut butter. Yes together and no I am not pregnant. Yeah I know Im weird, thats the point of this blog, remember? 2. I am good acquaintences with the girl my ex left me for. She actually just so happens to be one of my friends here on MySpace. This would be Daniels daddy that I am referring to. Dont ask why, it works. I think mostly for our children we have (or that is on the way) by him. 3. The one thing that instantly makes me happy no matter what mood I am in, is when I get mail. It doesnt matter if it is junk or a bill or a letter, I LOVE getting mail. It is the highlight of my day, to eithe

Hero ~ Mariah Carey
There's a hero If you look inside your heart You don't have to be afraid Of what you are There's an answer If you reach into your soul And the sorrow that you know Will melt away And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you It's a long road When you face the world alone No one reaches out a hand For you to hold You can find love If you search within yourself And the emptiness you felt Will disappear And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you Lord knows Dreams are hard to follow But don't let anyone Tear them away Hold on There will be tomorrow In time You'll find the way And then a h

The Forbidden Words
I long to tell you how I feel But instead keep them hidden Of how I really feel deep inside I willingly give you my body For our pleasure we must create But it’s my heart that I must keep Wrapped and hidden from view To tell you I love you and that I care Is something that I must not do For you are married to another As we meet hidden from view Drawing each other near, in a lovers embrace I dream of you as I sleep Dreams of forbidden fruit As we love and as we lie Providing each with the pleasure we need That we are unable to get from others So I keep these thoughts to myself Until such a time I can share them with the world Of what lies within my heart and soul Enjoying what time we share together Keeping the memories of it oh so close To sustain me in the dead of the night By Delta Bluemoon Copyright 2007

A Real Man
Honest, truthful, respectable Funny, and lovable Are characteristics that makes a man A real man Comforting me and holding me Making me feel safe Now that's a date Reel in the bait Loving me and only me Will not make me flee Just being around you Makes me realize That our love will never be through This is only proof That a man can have sex with a thousand women But only A REAL MAN Can make love to one woman a thousand times Done By Christine

The Letter
One weeks gone by, its not perfect but I'm looking at the colours turn like my stomach.I'm hesitating, should I do this, will she hate me? Will she hate this? I'll put the pen and paper together, I'll put this in motion tonight. The train could be a wreck, or just over turned. Emotions displayed, she'd never known, but his face was shown so when she saw his words, what he felt came out after all. She saw what he wrote, she couldn't believe this, this man. This best friend, this e-mail found its way to her that night. Did she cry? What would her replay be from that night? Time answered him in the next day, and in her reply he saw what he already had. Not too sure earlier on what was in his mind.

9-6-06 6th Entry
September 07, 2006, 01:11:am I'm in a rather odd mood tonight. I have no idea what-so-ever whats gonna come out of these fingers but I need to write. Might be another book length entry, might only be a few paragraphs. Ya never know with me lol. Have you ever wished things in your life would have been different but at the same time you'd never change it? I'm in this bit of a quandry. I hate how my life has been but I'd not change it for the most part. I bet you may be thinking if this is supposed to be a journal concerning my path to getting thin again, you must remember one thing. Our lives affect us completly, totally and utterly. Every little thing that has happend in my life has lead to this quest to be thin again. Notice I don't use the word skinny. Goddess, I hate that word lol. I don't want to be skinny. I want my curves, not bones protruding. Anywho, pulling another SideTrackedKatt ;) I've no clue why my mood is so strange. Its like I'm trapped but at the same tim

9-16-06 9th Entry (part 2)
September 16, 2006, 01:59:am Ok so I'm in the mood to talk about some of my goal reward type things. Not really sure I should call them rewards but the things I will do when I get the weight off. I'm definatly going to be getting a complete full new wardrobe. I'm actually gonna have clothes for each season again too. Not just wear what I have until they are threadbare and holey. I want JEANS lol, and leather and skirts and shorts and nice shoes and jewelery and omg there are so many things I want. When I was thin I was a clothes horse big time lol. I'm gonna be worse this time. I want to look good in clothes and make clothes look good lol. Well its true! The clothes make the purrson while the purrson makes the clothes! I'm gonna be one hot mamma hehe. Another thing I am going to get is a motorcycle. Sue is going to take the money she saves from quitting smoking with me to save for a bike. She got me interested lol so I'm gonna do the same. I've always wanted a harley. I've onl

I Am The Man
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to

Should 'the Drunk One' Stop Drinking?
Should 'the drunk one' Stop Drinking? People have been telling me lately that I should stop drinking. Thereore I have been pondering over wether or not I should stop. Top Ten Reasons to Stop 1. The hangovers. Inever get hangovers so this doesn't apply to me. 2. Legally forced too. Doesn't apply to me. 3. Mean when you drink. Not me I am very loveable and funny when I drink. 4. Medical Reason. I'm in tip top shape. 5. Keep waking up next to the coyote ugly. Never happened to me I never get that drunk. 6. Keep loosing your car. I always walk to the bar or drink at home, so I always know where it is. 7. Always over sleeping. I actually get up earlier if I've been drinking. 8. Really high bar tab. I get alot of my drinks for free. 9. The bar tender gets you your drink before you even sit down. That's a problem, huh I thought it was a good thing. 10. If you don't drink for a day the bar loses money. I don't think that has ever happ

I'm This Guy
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to

War
I openly admit that I have a considerable reputation and image as a woman that is not to be offended or irritated under any circumstances though I would like to assure you I only react within a hostile manner when justifiably provoked. If you do not provoke me I will not harm you. The concept is simple to grasp. So why I ask myself does every car driver on the road feel compelled to attempt to wipe me out? Harleys are NOT small bikes by any standard and the typical excuse "I didn't see you" is NOT acceptable!!! If those of you that drive as though you are void of any intelligence or care for harley and bike riders want a war I'll give you a damn war!!! I am NOT a happy camper today!!! Please allow me to explain. I was traveling home on my bike (a 1340 C.C. Dyna Wide Glide Harley Davidson.) I was traveling at 80 mph though cars were still passing me as though I was completely stationary. A BMW drew up alongside me. Despite my irritance I ignored it and continued down the motorway. Then

Tasting Tears
Rage fills my body From the lies I have been told For they took the life I knew before They took the truths that I hold I want to get them back Make them pay for what they've done Have them suffer for their torture Let them know they haven't won But I can't express my anger For it soon would show my fears So instead I lay here crying I lay here tasting tears

Drop It Like Its Hot!
CLICK THIS PIC AND COMMENT BOMB ME PLEASE!!! I REALLY WANNA WIN THIS ONE! COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN... I WILL DO WHAT I CAN FOR U. A MORPH, FLASH PIC, WHATEVER IT MAY BE! THANKS IN ADVANCE!

January 29, 2007: Urban Amish
n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer. I'm going to Ohio for a visit with the Urban Amish relatives. Where's my Gameboy?

Thank You Lost Cherry
So the webside GODS Decided to Delete my last blog and threaten to delete me for a post they considered NSFW. Maybe thats why I dont promote the site on my LiveJournal or spam my address book to get them more hits. So I will check the little NSFW box now to make sure I am protected. I wonder how open our speech here on these blogs are actually open and free? My Dear Fan Tweety, why don't you just flutter away someplace else to be a pain to someone else? Of course now with you being a Fan, you are alerted to every change my site overcomes. I'm sure you can find some other hobby. I just spent a Cruise to the Turks and Caicos with the Barenaked Ladies, and I have to say that the websites I met everyone from and the folks on the cruise, top notch and no drama.

Don’t Be A Doormat
Don’t be a doormat Blistering words from the One’s that speak. As they kneel to their feet . Twisting their thoughts to make them their own. Leavening them sitting like a dog with a bone. Their brains are on wash with narrow-minded detergent Starting on spin overdrive, loosing themselves and their souls. Broken with out a trace of life left on their face. For these are not what I’m about . Respecting the human with no doubt. With a growing soul I will plant the seed. all will be learning indeed. With honor I will protect. Will sing songs of self respect . Do not plunder yourself to please Serving should be at ease, let nature take its course and you will see Teasing and tantalizing each others minds will Create a rhythm and bodies in time Thinking for yourself with a willingness to please Keeping the fire will always please Expressing yourself and your desires will just make us both grow higher So if you sit at my feet, know that is your choice as our e

Writings On The Wall
Writing on the walls WRITING ON THE WALLS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. -------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. -----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas Express Lane: Five beers or less. ------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's You're too good for him. ----Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics No wonder you always go home alone. -----Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. -------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If you voted for Bush in the last election, you ca

Her First Time..
Tender, firm flesh, 37 years of age at the most. She was led into the dungeon cloaked in black. Her hair flowing free. Gliding through the air, the ruffling black robe draping her body, fitting her every curve. A collar around her neck, the black leash attached, being held by her Dom. He was roughly 35, with hazel eyes. One could not see his face as it was covered in a black leather mask with a leather Celtic cross stitched on the back of it. He stood about six feet tall, leather pants tight in all the right places. No shirt, just a leather vest, his well built frame was displayed. He walked her over to the cross, unleashed her and told her to clean the cross. She did as she was told. He started to unpack his bag, sitting it next to the cross on a table. As he did this, he asked her what is her safety word. She turned his way and said red. After a moment, he asked her if she understood what they were about to do. She said yes. He asked her if she was okay with it. Again she repl

If You Seek
If you seek to find the Love you once knew It will prove itself elusive If you seek to find the Passion you once felt It will prove itself deceased If you seek to find the Friendship you once shared It will prove itself lost If you seek to find the Devotion you once gave It will prove itself gone If you seek to find something that once was You have already found it to be extinct If you seek to find the Fear you now hold It will show you it's face, Dismiss the Fear you feel simply because You can It will prove to be a battle Once the Fear is destroyed You will prove Yourself worthy Friendship will grow from Within Devotion will pour from you heart Passion will radiate from your soul, Love will be evident to All ~~~~~~author: Cynthia Jefferys 2003

Friendship
A generous soul, so rich and so pure Twas lucky for me, to meet you for sure. How blessed am I, to have as a friend Someone as loyal, on whom I depend. You lift my spirits up on high. You are the best, and this is why Your happiness is important everyday, A friend to you forever I'll stay!! A.Boudreaux 2004

Ghosts
I think I have a ghost following me. I say this in all seriousness. Let me explain a bit. Last night I decided to make some chapattis when I got home. (it’s a flatbread that I learned to make in Kenya. Very addictive when slathered in butter.) So I make up the dough, roll ‘em out till I have a lot of flat pieces and then I started dropping them in the frying pan one by one until they puffed up and turned the right color. It was in the middle of me bending over the frying pan that I smelled it. It wasn’t the smell of the stove or the bread that was slowly turning tan. It wasn’t the smell of the fresh made ones coated in butter next to me. Instead it was a sweet/musty smell. Like an incense or cologne, but it was something I knew even though I hadn’t smelled it in ages. I know that I used to associate it with a person or place or time or all three but for the life of me I can’t place it. I kept smelling it all while I made that bread but not when I cooked dinner.

Another Untitled Poem
These memories, these faces are all faded. It makes me feel kind of jaded, its kind of hard to say, its almost hard to speak. I waited to feel good, now I sit and listen, its like noone knows me. Could you teach me these lessons or can you see through me? We're all running round in circles. For who does this bell ring? Why does it ring, why does it change anything? My road calls me closer as it gets closer to the end, I can see the apocalypse coming. Its not scaring me, I'll send myself into the darkness, sacrifice myself and save everyone else from meeting the same fate as me. Your face is cut,I'll watch you bleed, my vision is red,soon I'll see visions of the dead.

Chicken With Mole Negro
Chicken with Mole Negro, simplified This is a very much simplified version of the famous Mexican dish. See also our more authentic recipe. Ingredients 3 tablespoons corn oil 8 whole chicken legs with tights attached 2 cups hot salsa (Mexican or Tex-Mex) 1 cup chicken broth 1 sweet pepper, chopped 6 sundried tomatoes, soaked in hot water 4 tablespoons raisins 4 tablespoons peanut butter 1 corn tortilla 1 teaspoon ground cumin ½ teaspoon ground pepper ½ teaspoons cinnamon ½ teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon salt 2 oz bittersweet chocolate 3 tablespoons sesame seeds, roasted Method 1. Cook the chicken legs in corn oil. 2. In a blender mix salsa or tomatoes, sweet pepper, sundried tomatoes, raisins, peanut butter, tortilla, chicken broth, salt and spices, and puree on high speed. 3. Heat the sauce, add chocolate and mix well. 4. Add more salt or spices as needed. 5. Cook the chicken legs in the sauce at low heat until tender, approximately one

And,the Moonflower !
Breathtakingly beautiful Is the glowing of moonflowers When the night awakes And fills the earth with darkness But a greater taker of breaths Is the beautiful look aglow On a woman’s face When her man awakes During the still of night And fills her world With moonlit visions Of falling forever in love with him Magical is the way moonflowers Quickly open up at night And remain open, until touched On its dark green leaves By rays of morning sunshine But more magical Is the way a woman's heart Slowly opens up over time For her man And will remain open for him As long as he shines His love-light upon her Tonight I will tie up my woman With moonflower vines And hold her captive While I make captivating love unto her From the rising of the moon Until the moment, the flowery vines She is held captive with Gives up its glow To the morning sunshine

Older Women
older women Body: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining abo ut it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and

Flowers For Algernon.
50 Off The Wall Questions 1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? FUCK, IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER. 2. Do You Own An Ipod? HELL NO. 3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most? UUUUMMMM, SHAUN, OR TONY RECENTLY. 4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? IT VARIES. 5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? NAH, TO MUCH DRAMA. 6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold? NEVER WEAR FLIP FLOPS. 7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? BOTH ARE FINE. 8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? CLERKS II. I'M TAKING PORCH MONKEY BACK BITCHES!! 9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children? UNFORTUNATLY. 10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? NOT A DAY GOES BY..... 11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? NAH, WASTE OF MONEY. 12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player? SWAGGER BY FLOGGING MOLLY. 13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? NEITHER, MILK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. 14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week? I'

Coming Home
Hopefully, bf will be coming home from the hospital today. They ran ONE test that he could have done as a walk-in. He is going to talk to the doctors about Atlanta and how much it hurts him traveling to and from there. Also will decide if he goes for his treatment on Thursday. I doubt it due to the freeze that is on its way to Atlanta Thursday morning. Waiting for a phone call or him walking through the door. It is freezing here and my feet, ankles are frozen! Have had a slight relaps from my illness. Not as bad since I am on computer. This frigid air does not help my bones any! Gonna try to endure this cold as the gas bill was over $200 for this month! I need to go to a thrift store as I have one pair of pants that fit. All the others practically fall to my ankles. I was told there was one on Mt. Megis(Sp), but it is still too cold to walk...and I do not have the strength! Wet dreams everyone!

Altering Reality
these are some of the things i would do if i could alter reality Help humankind evolve to where fatal diseases would no longer be fatal... just annoying for a short period like the cold and could eventually be cured with antiseptics make it so that when men attempted to rape someone, their sex organs would change and they would have female sex organs. If they got violent their arms and legs would stop working and would stay that way until they stopped being violent (their female sex organs are permanent though) All plastic surgery would become permanent. Breast implants would become real, Sex Changes would be permanent and real and functioning. etc I would resurrect painters and requisition paintings for my personal collection. in nations where there was not food ... there would be more food that people could do with and people would become healthy enough to eat it. these are some things ... there are more... i just have to think of them

Need Some Help Please!
I have had a problem with my sex life at home lately and to all those who I have chtted with know what I am talking about. So I am not going to go into alot of detail about that, but I do have to share this with someone and get some opinions here. So Anyhow, my g/f at home has been totally holding out on me lately and she finally decided she was ready to get some last nite. So after not getting any for quite some time now, I gladly accepted the situatioon. We were having some great fun and of course, if you know me, I made sure she came really good and well before I even tried to get mine. So now it was my turn and things were going really good. (just for a little background, this happened a little bit ago and she told me to hurry up cuz she was losing interest and wanted me to get done. Nice huh?) I kept doing my thing making sure she was enjoying it and she actually was this time. Then the worst thing was coming into effect. I was losing my interest this time. I could feel myself get

A Mother's Love
I Felt wanting to do this now,I dont know why. Maybe i missed her? There is no love, like a mother's love, no stronger bond on earth... like the precious bond that comes from God, to a mother, when she gives birth. A mother's love is forever strong, never changing for all time... and when her children need her most, a mother's love will shine. God bless these special mothers, God bless them every one... for all the tears and heartache, and for the special work they've done. When her days on earth are over, a mother's love lives on... through many generations, with God's blessings on each one. Be thankful for our mothers, for they love with a higher love... from the power God has given, and the strength from up above.

Ok So There's A Few Things I Just Gotta Say
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My God With God
1.yes i do own a stanton leavey satanic bible 2.yes i do read a page or two a day 3.yes i feel its disrepectful to preach 4.no i dont give one shit or a blief in other SO-CALLED satanic bibles... they are rip offs, full of bullshit, and the person who wrote it just did it for money and fam 5. sacrificing animals is WRONG why i decided to fallow throught by converting with satanism... the truth is i was getting sick and tired of all these fakes saying they were satanist... so i researched started fallowing through with it and the bliefs i have were just totally have the same incommon

No Lying
NO LYING SURVEY! SEVEN have you's: 7. Have you ever dated someone twice? No 6. Have you ever been cheated on? yep 5. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? haha yea 4. Have you ever fallen in love? yea 3. Have you ever lost someone? Yes 2. Have you ever been depressed? yes. 1. Have you ever had a heartbreak? yep SIX things you did in the last three days: 6. Went to school: no 5. Went to work: yep 4. Colored: umm no 3. Got drunk: nope 2. Had sex: I wish... 1. Hurt yourself: no List FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything: 1. w00t 2. booboo 3. Dwayne 4. Jay 5. my sis...sometimes THIS YEAR... Fallen out of love- no Laughed until you cried- yea Met someone who changed your life- hmmm...maybe Found out who your true friends were- no I alreay know WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 1. Gay marriage? meh it's not me so go ahead 2. Who is the best hugger that you know? Dwayne 3. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope 4. Is there s

Comlete
With you I am mesmerized. Just a look in your eyes to realize. This is where I want to be. Next to you. In your space. Within your beautiful heart. The place I find comfort and peace. Since you came into my life a lot has been better. You come to me in dreams. Revealing a promise of truth. One of the same love I share with you. No more worries. Just taking this one day at a time. Wanting to hold you close. To sleep in your embrace. Im beginning to realize so much. All at once. In a sense it feels like you complete me. I have never smiled as much as I do. With you.

Dear To Dream
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com You may get a lot of negative feedback from others, and so much happens in life to block the road you wish to travel. But you must dream anyway and cherish your dreams as they come from your soul and are the blueprint of who you are. What's more, they represent the direction you should take on earth. Let your heart set your goals and remain dedicated to them

A Long Goodbye
Graphics & Layouts I WROTE THIS WHEN HUBBY AND ME WAS HAVEN PROBLEMS BUT WHERE GOOD NOW =) A LONG GOODBYE by kelli j HERE I SIT WITH TEAR FILLED EYES WACHING U FLY AWAY BUT YET HERE IS SIT WATCHING NOT SAYING A WORD.BUT IN SIDE IAM SAY NO, PLZ, DONT GO, BUT ALL THE WHILE U ARE TELLING ME U LOVES ME.BUT HERE IAM PUSHING U AWAY SPEAKING OF SEPERATION AND NOW DEVORCE BUT IN SIDE IAM SAY NO,PLZ,DONT GO.YOUR TELLING ME I ONLY WANT U,BUT YET HERE IAM TELLING U TO FIND SOMEONE NEW ALL THE WHILE MY HEART BREAKING IN TWO STILL SAYING NO,PLZ,DONT GO.AND AS I WATCH YOU SITING ACROSS THE ROOM,KNOWING IN MY MIND I COULD LOSE YOU 4 FOREVER BUT YET STILL SAYING NO ,PLZ,DONT GO.AND KNOWING YOU WITH ANOTHER KILLS ME INSIDE BUT...I DONT SAY NOTHING.YOU ASK ME IF I LOVE YOU.IN REPLY I SAY NO,BUT IN SIDE IAM TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU MORE THEN U KNOW BUT YET I DONT SAY NOTHING LEADING U TO BELIVE I DONT LOVE YOU ANY MORE. BUT YET HERE I GO ONCE MORE NO,PLZ.DONT GO.THEN I ASK MYSELF WHY? CAN I BE

Stupid Fucking Bears
MIAMI—The owners, coaching staff, and equipment managers of the Chicago Bears continue to vehemently deny ownership of the 12 commercial-grade snowmaking machines and six fog generators that somehow appeared on the sidelines of Dolphin Stadium late Tuesday. "I have never seen these machines before, nor has the Chicago Bears organization ever needed to use such things in the course of football operations, as our home stadium is usually well-supplied with both snow and fog," barely discernible Bears head coach Lovie Smith said while standing hip-deep in a snowdrift during his Wednesday-night press conference. "The point is they're here now and we'll just have to learn to live with it—football players, journalists, and prissy indoor-team members alike." Coach Smith went on to say that he would file a formal protest with the league to remove the domed roof that mysteriously appeared on the top of Dolphin Stadium Wednesday morning.

Cu Study: Shampoo Makes Boys Grow Breasts
CU Study: Shampoo Makes Boys Grow Breasts Lavender, Tea Tree Oil May Affect Boys' Hormones BOSTON -- Lavender and tea tree oils found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can temporarily leave boys with enlarged breasts in rare cases, apparently by disrupting their hormonal balance, a preliminary study suggests. While advising parents to consider the possible risk, several hormone experts emphasized that the problem appears to happen infrequently and clears up when the oils are no longer used. None of those interviewed called for a ban on sales. The study reported on the condition, gynecomastia, in three boys ages 4, 7 and 10. They all went back to normal when they stopped using skin lotions, hair gel, shampoo or soap with the natural oils. Click here to find out more! It's unclear how often this problem might crop up in other young children. These plant oils, sometimes called "essential oils," are added to many health-care products, usually for their scent. The oils ar

Yes!!!
Sometime in the next two months I get to go to one of those really nice restaurants. I finally get to use one of my gorgeous dresses that just sit in my closet with unhappy faces on them! ...now which one?

I Can Wear The Pants And The Rest Of Your Clothes
They don't call it a Blow JOB for nothing Look.. I am all about the giving of the oral sex.. In fact, I love giving head..but I don't think you guys out there truly realize the work that goes into giving a good bj.. A good one mind you.. Not a slack jawed, teeth dragging, limp assed blow job.. I am talking the real deal.. tensed up jaw, no teeth in sight, and the back of your throat open from here to kingdom come.. Grant it I am sure you men appreciate the effort.. and love the conclusion of a good bj..But DAMN it's work..And I MEAN WORK! Your jaw feels like it's gonna fall off.. TMJ starts kicking in.. and you can hear your jaw clicking.. it feels like your ears are gonna explode from having your mouth so damn wide open.. and on top of that.. you are combating the gag reflex that likes to rear it's ugly head from time to time.. You are trying to make sure that your teeth aren't dragging, that your hands are in the right places, that there isn't a cold breeze on the buddies down

I Feel Wecome
I want to thank everyone for their comments and pic comments,I feel very welcome,I am sure I will make some good friends on here,if I dont get right back to you,it is just I am new at this and I got to learn all the things on here,just bare with me,and ty again,hugs to all of you,you seem like sweet people,hugs

Mind Boggling Questions
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about. Hope everyone has a great weekend! ~Jillie Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in bino

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me?????
This is way too funny. You boot my mumms because some little shit has a beef against me. You take their side in the matter & don't offer the opportunity to post my side of the story. You prevent me from posting any future mumms. But now you want me to promote your site? LOL Is this a joke? Am I being Punked? Well I got some words for you. GO SUCK A LOAD! Fucking Hypocrites! Dear thIck_c0ck_0n_c@m(nsfw), Sorry to bother you - I know you have better things to do than to read this lame, self-serving message. I also know that it's uncool to be begging like this... But, I really need your help! I don't need much, and I certainly am not asking for money. But in order to keep this site running, I need more people to join!!! If you like CherryTAP and you can spare just a couple minutes, just send at the very least an email to your friends about our site. I promise not to nag you again for at least a couple of weeks. I will give you 500 points for every referral that s

Until You
I didn’t know what it felt like to be beautiful Until you I didn’t know what it felt like to be needed Until you called me just to hear my voice I didn’t know what it felt like to be wanted Until you I didn’t know what it felt like to be special Until you promised me forever I didn’t know what it felt like to be loved Until I met you

A True Passion
Sometimes a woman needs a hero out of time. There are bogus pledges out there in this great big world. Hedges placed around the flower of love, while unfeigned passion is hurled. Cast Into the broad space of the spirit world, a heart lies broken by a lurking troll. His true image masked by a token smile void of any true compassionate goal. Her souls blindness was bolstered by her need to be loved through sordid taste. Wasting inside, the trolls outer case hides narcissistic human waste. The trolls image has the appearance of an angelic man. Brutally handsome, yet his eyes reveal a latent clan, harboring a perverse plan. All is not lost, for our new hero makes haste, crossing the mirrored bridge of mystic embrace. No man must venture across with doubt, for a honest heart will always win out, so with a great shout our hero, famed Michael, dismounts his horse; venturing forth with a

Ex-wife To Marry Her Own 1st Cousin
Yes all you have read it correctly no sooner the the divorced finalized from my evil ex-bitch she sent me some emails. before you read the clips of email that she sent me let me give you a little back info. When you see the name Andy she is speaking about her boyfriend/ 1st cousin. Yes i said her FIRST COUSIN. their is alot of stuff running threw my head at the moment. If you didnt figure out that i am seeing Andy. dont ask i dont know it just happened. now i know what feels so wrong about me and andy i cant say what but for some reason i worked things out with andy and we are getting married june 1st. so i decided to go ahead and tie the not a 3rd and final time. Ok Now that you have read that let me give you the rest of the story. On June 1st of this year me the evil ex split up. So after looking back long on things I now know who she was fucking when we split up. And i mean talk about backwards ass almost sister fuckin freaks. I mean i have done some w

One Day After School
So check out this story, I went to school one day wearing a shortened whip as a belt I really was just wearing it to let anyone who pays attention to me what I am into and the way I do things and of course to be doing something different. Well midway into the day a teacher of mine noticed it and thought that it maybe used as a weapon so she sent me to see the dean of discipline. Well let’s shed a little light on this lady 40 years of age or so red hair and so fucking hot it was a wonder she did not choose a different path of employment. Anyways back to the story so I go and see her well the first thing she asked was why I was wearing such a belt anyway well I explained to her it was a lifestyle statement and that she would not have any idea of what I was talking about (little did I know what was in store for me later that very day) and I assured her it was nothing of the sort meaning was not meant as a weapon. So she told me that was fine and she believed me to leave the belt with her

The Crushes
Ok I love these cause it's nice to know you are liked but dang it!!! I wish the people would tell me who they are....I told my sexy sexy sexy man crush I had one on him (he pretty much already knew)

This For Anderw, Nichole, And Linda...
This is how much you 3 mean to me... 15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5.Every night SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone you don't enough know exists loves you. 10. Whe you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look; you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself... sooner or later you will get

Why I Was Gone....
Long story short why i was gone from this world. Computer i was uesing was a rental, had to turn back in to save some money for a while. Well in the time i was gone, i was able to save enough money, an was able to gain money to help me w/other things to. As you can see im back on line know, have computer back (tho its not the same one i had, but its ok) I Own this one. WooHoo I did miss chattin w/everyone that i chatted with. Some of you i kept in contect w/ when i was able to get to a computer. Hopfully will chat again w/u all again soon.

Love=paim
all my life love an pain has been one and the same,how long can i stand it before it all shuts down again.is it better to no care.shield your heart with meaningless fucks,with outer souls.who have hiddin there hearts in anfortress made of stone. spending each day in pointless masterbation in an affert to feel really alive

Hallen-weltmeisterschaften Von 1938 – 2005
Hallen-Weltmeisterschaften von 1938 – 2005 1938 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND 1954 in Schweden - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1958 in der DDR - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1961 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1964 in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1967 in Schweden - Weltmeister: TSCHECHOSLOWAKEI 1970 in Frankreich - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1974 in der DDR - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1978 in Dänemark - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND 1982 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: UdSSR 1986 in der Schweiz - Weltmeister: JUGOSLAWIEN 1990 in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1993 in Schweden - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND 1995 auf Island - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH 1997 in Japan - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND 1999 in Ägypten - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 2001 in Frankreich - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH 2003 in Portugal - Weltmeister: KROATIEN 2005 in Tunesien - Weltmeister: SPANIEN

I Need All The Help I Can Get
I'm still way behind, my friends. The contest goes on until Feb. 14th, but I have a lot of catching up to do. I thank all those who have been helping me out with votes, comment bombs, and rates. I just need more support. Please repost this bulletin or create your own post to support me. Thanks so much. Click my pic below to vote:

Im In The News Paper
Lee's life about to take new flight Former Washington athlete set to join Air Force By KEVIN TRAVIS Sports Editor Not all high school athletes will go on to play at the next level. In fact, most won't. Once their playing days are over, when they put down the baseball bat or volleyball for the final time, they are faced with the decision of what to do next. Several will enroll at college. For Misti Lee, a former standout athlete at Washington High School, she spent many grueling hours trying to come up with a game plan -- a game plan for her life. Lee decided that her best course will be to join the Air Force. Although she's fully aware of the war in Iraq, Lee thinks her game plan will lead to some great rewards. "I decided to join the Air Force so that I know I will have a successful future," Lee said. "The Air Force will pay for my education, give me a job and a place to live. This way I know that I will be stable in life and, at my age, it's hard to get started. "I will be t

~4 My Babe Roush~
If I could capture all my love this, I tell u, I would do... I'd put it in a keepsake bottle made especially for u! U'd never, ever have 2 be blue, 'cause u'd have plenty love 2 last all da year through! So, here is a special bottle, though not all my love would fit, I still stuffed tons of hugs & kisses down inside of it!

The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
Once again, you've probably heard this before (or perhaps a little different version like I have), but it does bear repeating.... The MAYONNAISE JAR and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next

If We Had Sex
If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if I liked you? 20

U.s. Navy Oath Of Enlistment
I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English speaking world, using words like "deck,bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttle and head when I really mean "floor, wall, hat,candy, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other se

Im Naked..... Wanna Touch?
Then go help him out and maybe ill post a revealing pic...... Show him some sweet CT love for me yall!!!! And repost this so even if you dont your friends might! ♥Mel _DRAMA_KILLER_~addicted to super girl~@ CherryTAP