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A New Game Im Working On
what would you to me if you had me for a week? if i came and saw you and you had a week with me what would you do to me or with me in that time period let me know and i'll return the favor to you in your inbox. come and have fun with this.
Disssapointments And Decissions
for a while now i have been comptemplating reinlisting in the army, or perhaps i should go for a commmission as an officer or a warrent officer. the problem is, wwhile i still believce in what the army is doing in the middle-east, i'm not sure i still believe in what the army has become. Ifind myself surrounded by an organization where hard work and effort are only looked at as to how they can make someone else look good. i have seen several ases where a superior gets awards bassed on what those underneith them have achieved, all awhile doing thier best to discredit that other persons contribution. I went into the reinlistment office the other day at my camp in Kuait and asked for a good reason to reinlist. the best the young Staff Sergeant could offer me is a 7500$ bonus for 3 more years or 15000 for 6, if im looking for a reason to still believe in the chioces i made 5 years ago, 2500 a year, even if it is tax free as long as i am over here, jsut is not going to do it. I did not join
Lol My Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
The Joys Of Allergies
I guess that no matter where I go I will always have to deal with my allergies...yesterday I couldn't stop sneezing and today my nose is itchy and stuffy....I hate having allergies!!!
Could-Be's by James Gaspard You could be mine, The taste of your skin rolling Gliding over my senses. Erotic fantasies flashing over In my mind, to let me know how Much they don't compare to you. I can almost feel the soft press of Your body, warm, firm, molding with Mine to form a perfect being. Nimble fingers and hands working Their spell over my desires. We could be one, you know that, We could become trapped in our Fancies staying tied down in our Own little play world held back by A thirst that can't be quenched. I could be yours, wrapped in clear Blanket on display for your amusement To show everyone the catch you've made The servant you're found, the lover you choose. We could be ours.
A Toast...
May all our dreams be met as we explore LC and the world wide for our life partner, friend, mate, soul mate, or friends..... Whether we find it though the LC...or the mere synchronicity of our lives together, may all our dreams come true..... Here is to you and you... and you! :D Your friend, Kat, aka TxRose, aka the Devine Tx Rose!! :D
I Love You
my certain people i always talk to and always give me the best of advice... thank you and i love you soooo much! you are the greatest! i will never forget my choice ones! xoxoxoxo love you and goodnight!
Latenight Thoughts
Late night thoughts. — Saturday, October 21, 2006 Yah friday night, once again. I say " fuckit " One day isn't much different than the next. Ordinarilly I'd say I should be doing something fun because it's friday night. But why let the days control our lives? It's just another day, no more depressing than the previous one, or the one before that. ( No more depressing than the previous one especially since how I didn't have to go to school today, so lastnight was kind of like a friday anyway ) Why feel any worse for not having fun one day than another? It seems kinda discriminatory to wednesdays not to be as depressed on them. lol Here's another of my various thoughts for the week. I seem to have some contradicory talents/behaviors or skills that happen or something like that. Laughter and Fear. I make people laugh a lot, but people are often afraid of me. Sometimes I think it's the same people, just not at the same time. It's like people will laugh, and the
Long Distance Intimacy Starters
by J. Good Below is a list of questions geared to enhance the intimacy in your online or long distance relationship. One of the largest relationship problem areas in these types of relationships is the lack of intimacy and closeness that an "in person" relationship brings. This list should help bridge that gap. To enhance the romantic mood, make sure you have at least an hour to spend with each other. Pop in a romantic CD, light a few candles and enjoy each other's company. Questions: Describe your dream vacation? What are five attributes do you admire most in your love? Share three areas of your life you want to improve. What three ways is your love most helpful and supportive to you? Tell your partner about a time when you felt them sending love to you non-verbally. Describe your dream car. Describe what your perfect birthday celebration would be. Describe your dream house. Share five things you want to accomplish or do in the next few years. What
How Can Something Feel So Right Yet Be So Wrong?
I can't help but think about you and I'm not sure what to do You understand me like no one ever could I want to kiss you but don't think I should Seems risk out weighs the gain yet my feelings drive me insane Why couldn't we have met at another time When these feelings wouldn't be considered a crime We are both in love with another yet have feelings for each other or perhaps I am alone for these feelings you cannot condone I can't seem to ignore my feelings anymore I find you in my dreams almost every night it seems I ask myself what should I do for I can't stop these feelings I have for you I know it's wrong but it is for you I long My mind and heart seem two worlds apart My heart says yes my mind says no which way should I go? I tell myself "you'll lose it all" but then again who has to know?
It seems that every time I turn the corner there's another guy. Just another loser attempting to make the best out of making me cry. I don't wanna be on a run away train with a loser. I don't wanna be with just another love abuser. I hate it, why can't I just forget that I am just a queen. When you hold my hand you don't wanna be caught in the scene. I just wanna forget...That I have an empty space inside my heart.
Dearest Father Above...
I wake each morning with a smile Because u're there to guide me. I know u're love is pure and strong I know u're always beside me. U're always there to gently whisper Or nudge with sincere encouragement U're there to remind me of my strengths And uplift through any discouragement. Thank u, Lord, every day; for each blessing and gift u give. Thank u, Lord, for every moment for the love in which I live. May God bless u all my cherry friends and fans too. And remember he is the only one u can always trust for everything.
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Evanescence Cloud Nine Lyrics
If you want to live, let live. If you want to go, let go. I'm not afraid to dream, to sleep, sleep forever. I don't need to touch the sky. I just want to feel that high, And you refuse to lift me. Guess it wasn't real after all. Guess it wasn't real all along. If I fall and all is lost, It's where I belong. If you want to live, let live. If you want to go, let go. I'm never gonna be your sweet, sweet surrender. Guess it wasn't real after all. Guess it wasn't real all along. If I fall and all is lost, No light to lead the way, Remember that all alone is where I belong. In a dream, Will you give your love to me? Beg my broken heart to beat, Save my life, change my mind. If I fall and all is lost. No light to lead the way. Remember that all alone is where I belong.
~*. Women Terms .*~
1. Fine This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. Incidentally, never use the word "fine" to describe how she looks. It will lead to one of the arguments mentioned above. 2. Five minutes These words actually mean half an hour. It is the equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade. 3. Nothing The word "nothing" means something and you should be on your guard immediately on hearing it uttered. It is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" is signal for an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with the word "fine". 4. Go Ahead (Raised eyebrow) Said in conjunction with raised eyebrows, it actually means the opposite. The words "go ahead" are not permission to do somethi
In A Different Light
You gave another look when the glass hit the floor, How your eyes fluttered then. (You always were the cynic) Mark that on your calendar; ground within the mortar. I’m a woman with other wishes. She read it in the tea leaves.
Being A Christian
Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall!
Tasty Pork Chops And Rice
5-6 pork chops season all (or seasoning to your taste) worcestershire sauce 1 can cream of chicken soup 4 oz tomatoe sauce (1/2 of an 8 oz can) 1 beef bouillon cube 2 cups boiling water 3/4 cup uncooked rice In large skillet brown the pork chops, covering them with Season-All to taste and Worcestershire sauce (I use the tines of a fork to pierce the chops so the sauce soaks through). While chops are browning, dissolve the beef cube in the boiling water. In a bowl, mix with the remaining ingredients. Remove chops from the skillet and set aside. Turn the heat down to low. Pour the rice mixture into the skillet; place the chops on top. Cover the skillet with a lid, immer on low heat 45 minutes, or until done. During the cooking, add water as needed to keep the mixture from drying out. When the rice is done and the chops are tender, serve.
Sept 10th 2k6
WOW. Is all I can come up with right now. Im still waiting till my ears stop ringing but thats not bitchen ... dont get it wrong......... My favorite band of all time and I have been lucky enough to see them twice now. I LOVE LYNYRD SKYNYRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you C, it was a great birthday present and well worth 4 months wait!!!!!!!!!!! I love you too ......................:) I hope the band has a good break and I'll be there when they come back for another show.
October 5 2k6
This is something I dont think I would do normally but sence I will never get the chance to tell this bastard in person in court so that he can be punished I thought maybe I could get these words out and it will help me to heal some. JERMEY (the guy who killed Ashley) I wonder if the events of March 11th 2006 replay over and over in your head driving you insain? I wonder if you still take your life for granted? I wonder if you look at your family and think about what your actions have done to Ashleys family. Do you go threw hell everyday or have you blocked it from your mind like it never happend at all to keep from loosing it? Did you get out of your car and hold our baby girl and try to give comfort till help came or were you mad as hell for her being there and just let her lay on the cold pavement and die? There are so many questions I wish I could get ancers to. This isnt forgiveness or to make you feel any better and I dont expect a responds. Im writing this to you to ho
How Powerful?
Your Power Level is: 83% You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally. You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?
My Eq (emotional Quotient)
Your EQ is 153 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
How Sarcastic Am I ?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Light And Easy Mandarin Orange Cake
1 box Duncan Hines yellow butter cake mix 1 can mandarin oranges with juice 1/2 c. Crisco oil 4 eggs ICING: 1 lg. can crushed pineapple with juice 1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding mix 1 (9 oz.) carton Cool Whip Sift cake mix into large bowl. Add mandarin oranges with juice and Crisco oil. Add eggs one at a time, beating after each one until well blended. Bake in 350 degree oven. For 3 (9 inch) layers 25 to 30 minutes. For 9 x 13 inch pan 45 to 55 minutes. For icing: Mix crushed pineapple with juice and instant vanilla pudding mix, stir with spoon until thick. Fold in Cool Whip. Spread on cooled cake.
Re The New Kid
Damn it..I've reached my faily photo rating limit but I only have 1600 points to go!! AHHH! Dammit! An thanks to everyone who helped and got me down like 4000 points! Its amazing! Thanks so much!
" Attraction "
From birth weakness has become me... young in mind and soul but bones of am old man.. why wasn't I told? does it make a difference? Oh how I long to smile and release my inner joy only a smile can... But my weakness is my strenght for I have found the key to life and thats living each min as it's ur last..why do I worry and chase things that are meaningless? But I will myself to think different, I live on the secret of attraction... For if u think positive things u attract positive energy..negativity kills the soul faster than u can blink... I now focus on things that I want; other than things I don't want...cuz the things u focus ur energy and mind mostly on is exactly what awaits you......
Lost In Love
When you fall so fast into love there's no time to see how the ending may be a fog covers your vision while you ride loves waves with its ups and its downs you get lost in the haze the fog is lifted and your left without love it wasn't worth the time you spent or the tears you've shed you think to your self every time your in bed that your so stupid that your so dumb you feel miserable now your life's done
Chicken Breast Stuffed With Spinach And Cheese
1/2 a Chicken Breast per serving. Ingredients: Serving Size: 1/2 a chicken breast 4 Boneless, skinless chicken breast Pinch Pepper 4 oz Fresh or Frozen Spinach 4 slices Low Salt Swiss Cheese 6 cups Water Instructions: Using a mallet or meat tenderizer, pound the chicken breasts until the meat is flat and even. Season the chicken with pepper. Add a layer of spinach and a slice of Swiss cheese. Roll each breast tightly to ensure that the filling cannot escape. Wrap each breast tightly in plastic wrap. Water must not go inside. In a deep pan, bring the water to a boil. Place the wrapped breasts into the water. Use a heat-proof plate to weigh the chicken breasts down and keep them completely submerged in the water. Allow them to simmer in the water for 20–25 minutes, or until the chicken is completely done. Remove the chicken from the water and let it cool for 5 minutes before serving. Nutritional Information: Per Serving: 346 Calories; 17g Fat (45.4% cal
I love dragonflies but am not having an easy time finding pics i'm looking to my loverly friends for help..I want to put a dragonfly album while you're online..would you mind helping me find dragonfly pics? they can be actual pictures or coomputer graphics..i just want some!!
Consecration Of A New Book Of Shadows
Materials: 4 votive candles, 1 taper candle, a chalice with salt-water, a bowl of sand, a cone of sandalwood incense, matches. Place the object in the middle of your alter. Create a Pentacle around it with the corresponding votive candles, Yellow-East-Air, Red-South-Fire, Blue-West-Water, Green-North-Earth. Then at the top of the Pentacle place on taper candle of Purple or Black-Akasha-Spirit. Off to the right center of alter place the bowl of sand, the chalice, and the incense. Light the taper candle saying: "I place before you my Book of Shadows and ask the elements to assist my consecration." Remove the taper candle from its holder and light the green votive, from its flame, saying, "I consecrate with the element of Earth." Place the bowl of sand atop your BOS. Light the blue votive, saying, "I consecrate thee with the element of water." With your fingers sprinkle a little salt-water on the BOS, and then add some to the bowl of sand. Light the red votiv
The Present
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Ginger Mustard Pork Chops
Ingredients: 4 boneless pork loin chops, 1/2-inch thick 2 tablespoons flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoons ground black pepper 1 teaspoon butter 3/4 cup chicken broth 2 teaspoons grated fresh ginger root 2 teaspoons Dijon-style mustard 2 teaspoons coarse-grained mustard 4 green onions, minced Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste Instructions: In small bowl stir together flour with salt and pepper. Dust chops lightly with seasoned flour. Melt butter in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat; brown chops, about 2-3 minutes on each side. Remove chops and keep warm. Pour broth into skillet, increase heat and deglaze skillet by scraping loose browned bits on bottom of pan. Add ginger and cook, stirring frequently, 2 minutes. Stir in mustards and green onions. Season with salt and pepper. Spoon sauce around chops and serve. Nutritional Information: Calories: 210 Fat: 8 grams Cholesterol: 80 milligrams Carbohydrates: 5 grams Protein: 28 gram
Mmmm Not Sure
My score on The Lover Style Profile Test: The Surprising Lover(81% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness)Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover. The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner g
How Good Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM60%A Romantic55%Virgin55%Sex God50%How are you in bedcreated with
Hung Like A Baby
A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel tile wedding, it'd be fine by him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a
Words As Jazz
words as jazz the heart of poetic writing for me becomes a thing much like jazz there is the give and take as the words mix with muse in hand the ebb and flow no predetermined direction as the words go where the words go and take me along for the ride within the lines are connections of pure heart and hand…where soul thoughts become ink immortal and jazz in words play on tjs2k61024
It's One Of My Favorite Colors As Well...
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue82%Pink50%White46%Black39%Yellow39%Red29%Orange21%Green21%Purple21%~What colour is your heart?~created with
Help This Girl
This girl has been trying very hard to level over the past few days... Lets all help her out and show her some good ol' cherry loving... rate her pics Fan her Add her and leave wonderful comments Sexy Alpha Female Wolf@ LostCherry
International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal, are a lawyer or politician, work for an insurance agency or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine. You're fucking special...
Crystal Care
CRYSTAL CARE Many crystals are fragile or friable.Crystals that are layered or clustered Can separate. Crystals such as Selenite are water soluble.Polished sufaces or naturel points are very easily marked or damaged. Tumbled stones are more hard wearing. Endless hours turning in fine grit gives them a hard surface. You can keep tumbled in a bag of silk maybe. But other crystals should be kept apart. When not in use store your crystals in silk or a satin wraps to prevent sratching and damage and protects the crystals from absorbing foreign emanations. Crystals need to be cleansed when you buy them and after using them for healing/or wearing them. Always cleanse jewellery that comes to you from someone else and it can hold their negative energys that could be passed on you, A few crystals never need cleansing. Citrine , kyanite, and Azeztuilite are self-cleaning. Clear Quartz and Carnelian cleanse other crystals and very useful for delicate and friable stones but may need cleaning
Lol, I Would Have Figured It'd Be Penis
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face92%Penis58%Abs/Stomach42%Boobs42%Butt8%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with
Finally Getting My Shit Together After All These Years...
So far so good & yes at times a struggle. At present I have been cigarette free for 3 days, I've been off & on with the soda thing, I need to stay consistant with that. I've been taking my suppliments at least 90% of the time, being more mindful of what, when, how & how much I eat, & I went for my first of many walks 2 days ago. today I will go for my walk about 6 or so...I prefer the night time anyway. After this week it will be once per day, then eventually both breaks at work & one long walk a day on my days off. I can't keep living the way I have for 30+ years. I'd rather go down fighting anyway, whether fighting to live, to change, to grow yeah, whatever but I have not been very responsible towards my health & I am working on the reasons behind that as well. I mean, when you realize you take care of your CAR more than yourself that is just sad.....
What Would Women Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......
Only Time Will Tell ~~~ Nelson
The Soldier!
the soldier Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in battle... in lust... in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he
Here’s to the men of the red, white and blue; Whose patriot’s hearts burned high ... To the women who served us on land and on sea, Some even in the sky. I’d like to say, "Thank you, that we’ll never know The outcome if you had not gone," And to tell you, "I’ll never forget your deed, As long as my life lingers on." For, I was a child, when the great war came, And you just a dozen years more. Some of you fought on a distant beach. Some died on a foreign shore. I’d hate to forget those heroes of old, From the 'War to end all wars'. Korea, Vietnam, and Desert Storm Proved that men fight evermore. God, help us all when brave men say, "Not today. Let’s just wait and see." For, tyrants come in so many ways And I’ve heard of complacency. When integrity falls in the dust by the way, When conviction fails to command, When there’s no one to bugle or carry the flag, What will become of our land? So, here’s to the heroes and heroines true! Here’s to the brave
The Story Of Adar (so Far)
My name is Adar. I am the childe of Yanna. I walk the Road of Humanity. Now then, I'm sure I've already lost you in some way or another. When I say that I am the childe of Yanna I don't mean that I came from her whom, no, I was not born of her, I was reborn of her blood. I am a Cainite, what you would call a vampire. For 1400 and some odd years, I have stalked the night. But wait wait, I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My life began in the year 545, I was born, I grew up, blah, blah, blah, When I was 14 I was already the best hunter in my Germanic village. At 15 the Romans came. I was taken from my village and made into a slave. That didn't last too long though. My owner was a Roman general who didn't believe in letting a strong arm go to waste when being attacked. Did you know that to go from a foreign tent slave to a "soldier of little pay" all you have to do is kill a few more foreigners? Yeah, they let you right in. Well back to the story. So I was allowed into the
Your Song By Elton John
It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but, boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again no Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song yeah, and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but, now that it's done, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses, well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever se
I'm Finaly Done ...... Well Almost Anyway
Hello ... Finaly I am done ... well almost anyway with the big upload of my latest pictures. Here is the link to thealbum. I hope everyone likes one or two of them atleast. Anyway if you visit my photo site please post an entry in my guest book just to say hi or tell me what mystakes im making.. what picture is your fav. The guest book link i think is on the left hand bottom corner of the album page ... hmmm now i need to find models .....ummm local??? ... lol besides myself.. I suck ;) or is it lick.... or both.... I wish....
Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor !
Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor! by John Dryden (1631 - 1700) Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.
My Birthday Quiz
You scored as JULY. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends.Waits for friends. Never looks for friends.JULY100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%June0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%AUGUST
Life For Me ( Whinning )
I've been sitting here realizing that I have no private life any more..I didnt realize how much I missed peace and quiet until it was gone. Its 10 pm at night got the extra kid here for the next few days isnt mine the fathers in bed sleeping the mother in laws bitchin every 5 mins at her, hubbys out of town and my kids are in bed.. I ask myself wheres your quiet time.. I realized I dont have it any more. I so miss having the house to myself during hunting season, cause It was my alone time, my time to chill with my girls and do fun stuff with just us.. and now I have to drag 2/3 other people with us and it kinda sucks.. I work alot and when I get home I really would love to sit and watch a movie with my kids or something but I am lucky to find a spot to sit on the couch until after 10pm and by this time I am so tired I cant keep my eyes open. I guess what I am saying is ... dont take in your family members to live with you cause it cost ya more than you ever know.. Not only money b
More Updatez On Me
Thursday, well still have that damn headache and I don't feel to good either.. So I am not going to do anything at all this weekend expet my mom wedding she is getting married Saturday.. I am hoping I could take my cousin Trick or treat on the 31 on October she really wants to go so bad.. Now she said she wants to be a lady bug for halloween and now she wants to be a witch lol she can't either make up her mind.. I told her that I am going trick or treat with her.. LOL I know I am to old for it but I am never to old for anything.. Well I hope I could feel better but till than I will give you all update on me ok.. Virgo24
Donating Clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
True Eternity...
Reaching out to depths of your glass world Seeking what's hidden from most Reading into what you allow me to view Living your painted reality of life Your fantasy of all eternity A life of long happiness and love One that see's you for you Taking you as the real person you are Wanting to absorb everything Thoughts of unspoken words Voices of playful memories from your past Hidden expressions you keep deep Touching every part of you that's blocked Walls that keep you from hurt Dreams of never truly being happy A heart that has just mended with bricks Showing your glass world I won't hurt Kind feathers brushing to create a smile once more Words that come dear from the heart of honesty An "Angel's" promise to give only heaven..... Take me as I am and you shall seek your "heaven" ~Angel~
Geography Of Women And Men......
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN... Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wis! dom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN........ B
These Tests Arent At All What Theyre "quacked" Up To Be!!! Hehe
You scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Donald Duck75%Peter Pan69%Goofy63%The Beast44%Cruella De Ville44%Sleeping Beauty44%Ariel38%Cinderella38%Pinocchio31%Snow White31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
Every Time...
Every Time Every time you fail, you hide… You add another brick to the wall. And every time you close off your inner self… You push father away from those you love. When you feel you don’t belong, And refuse to reveal your emotions… Not only do you turn those you care most about away, But you lose a piece of yourself as well… You forget yourself… Turn into a reflection of your surroundings, Leaving your soul empty and sad within… Creating a void of envy for all of eternity, For those who reveal themselves with certainty! ~ Rhiannon 2/14/97 revised 3/27/04
I Need Someone
Why won't the pain go away? I feel it everyday. I feel as if my world has crushed. I feel as if I've lost everyone's trust. To get up in the morning each and every day, Is as painful as seeing my life in a rainy way. To live this life is the question, To make me know the true confession. Shall I go or shall I stay? Should I take this life away? Would people care to see me gone... To see me lie dead at the break of dawn? Would anyone care, would anyone cry? Or would they just turn away and sigh? Does anyone know my pain, can they say they've been there too? Does anyone feel as lonely adna s broken as I do? Could someone rub my back for me, And tell me everything will be ok? Could someone sit beside me, And tell me I'll make it through the day? I need someone to tell me I'm strong. I need someone to tell me that my heart will go on. I want someone beside me to tell me they love me so. I'll be happy to give my all to them, as long as they won't go. Too
Simple Signals
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
Haunted Auctions
Check this site out for real haunted items lol
Irishmen Hit Paydirt Selling Soil To The New World
Irishmen hit paydirt selling soil to the New World By Kevin Smith Fri Oct 27, 8:49 AM ET Two down-to-earth Irishmen have set up a business selling soil to nostalgic Irish Americans who want a handful of "the mother country" on their graves. Pat Burke, 27, and Alan Jenkins, 65, have just shipped their first $1 million (about 528,000 pounds) load of "official" Irish soil to New York -- at $15 per 0.75 lb bag -- and confidently expect it will be followed by many more. "The demand has been absolutely phenomenal," Burke, an agricultural scientist from County Tipperary, said on Friday. "We knew it would take off but not in our wildest dreams did we expect the reaction we've had so far." Burke, who has patented a way of processing the soil so it passes strict U.S. import regulations, said the pair were in talks with "one of the world's largest retailers" and with a U.S. shopping channel. "We're looking at going worldwide," he added. For more than a century Irish peo
Home-style Chicken Dinner
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:4 servings 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 1/4 pounds) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper, if desired 3/4 cup water 1 envelope (0.87 ounce) chicken gravy mix 1 bag (14 ounces) frozen baby whole potatoes, broccoli, carrots, baby corn and red pepper strips 1 jar (4.5 ounces) Green Giant® sliced mushrooms, drained Chopped fresh chives or parsley, if desired 1. Melt butter in 10-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat. Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper. Cook chicken in butter 15 to 20 minutes, turning once, until juice is no longer pink when centers of thickest pieces are cut. Remove chicken from skillet; keep warm. 2. Mix water and gravy mix (dry) in small bowl; pour into same skillet. Stir in frozen vegetables and mushrooms. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer uncovered about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until largest pieces of potatoes are hot. Add chicken; cover and s
Theif's Cant Stand Um
So Everyone know's this girl is ripping pics and putting them on her on profile page wanted ya'll to have the heads up so you dont have the same problem bi crazae@ CherryTAP
Ok, Please Read
I come into the bedroom to see love from all my cherries. It took me two and a half hours to send love to all my cherries for Halloween today (in a form of a comment, I'm sure you all received it, the skeletons fucking around, the video and then my tag) I do take the time to show love to all my friends, because I appreciate each and every one. If I could, I would have you all as my family. You all cheer me up, and lately I've needed it. I'm not gonna say why because I don't want pity, and I want this to stand on it's own two feet, not with some other bullshit tagged on. So I became friends with Love Sex n Death and thought he was so great I made a sign and held it and took a pic for him because he asked me to, about his band (LSD). He was in my family list. Enough said. So I go through all the trouble of sending everyone halloween greeting and this is what I get as my comment. It's still on my page if you don't belive me: Love Sex n Death 2006-10-28 20:29:28 WHAT THE FUCK
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Elmo Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Tuff Gurl Am I
I'm sure you've all seen muh new pix.... Just wanted to give a full explanation...... I was NOT beaten up by a guy.... well persay. I was in a fight yes, with a guy yes.... I had a run in with the creepy atalker tonight. It was not fun and I would rather not have had to do what I did. I climbed out my bedroom window and walked around in the snow for 2 hrs came home and he was till lurking,, so I took matters into my own hands. Simple as that. I shouldn't have done it and I payed the price ..... BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIM! MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY LOVES N LOVERS
Come join us where the nights are long and the air is still... Where the trees weep and the creatures whisper... Where bonfires ablaze and a voice in the distance beckons you near, "Come into the realm where darkness is light and dreams are reality... where good and evil are one, and nothing may be taken for granted...... WELCOME..."
(poem I Wrote For Someone Special) Title: A Poem For You
I wanted to write you a poem So you could know just how i feel, I want you to know you are needed Even when you are far away, I want you to know you are thought of Every second of everyday. You make me happy, you make me smile, you make the waiting worth my while. I hold tight to each amazing dream of you, I hope that one day we can make them come true. A special place I'll keep for you in my heart, A life without you I could never start. I could never get over you and just move on It would only hurt me more To know that you were gone. Simple love I call it. Not needing or asking for much Just knowing that you care With only words, without the touch. Like I've said many times before, It makes no difference where you are. You could be here beside me Or you could be miles and miles afar. Every minute and every moment I fill with thoughts of you Thinking of places we'll go And all the things we'll do. You're my "Perfect Man" I could not ask for anythi
Met This Great Woman
i met this really great woman whom i get along great with. she is very funny,smart,caring,loving and very beautiful.i feel we have this connection with one another. we always have something to talk about and she always makes me smile. i cant wait to meet her and spend time getting to know the real her.
Guns N' Roses November Rain Lyrics
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you Don't you know I feel the same 'Cause nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain We've been through this auch a long long time Just tryin' to kill the pain But lovers always come and lovers always go An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today Walking away If we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine All mine So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain Do you need some time...on your own Do you need some time...all alone Everybody needs some time... on their own Don't you know you need some time...all alone I know it's hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm you But if you could heal a broken heart Wouldn't time be out to charm you Sometimes I need
Hot-and-sweet Apricot Chicken
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:30 min Makes:6 servings 1 can (15 1/4 ounces) apricot halves in juice, drained and juice reserved 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 teaspoon five-spice powder 2 teaspoons reduced-sodium soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper 2 teaspoons chili or vegetable oil 1 pound boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 2x1/4-inch slices 1 tablespoon finely chopped gingerroot 1 pound asparagus, cut into 1-inch pieces 4 medium green onions, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 can (8 ounces) pineapple chunks in juice, drained 6 cups hot cooked brown rice 1. Chop apricots. Mix reserved juice, the cornstarch, five-spice powder, soy sauce and red pepper. 2. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. Add chicken and gingerroot; stir-fry about 2 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in center. Add asparagus and onions; stir-fry about 2 minutes or until asparagus is crisp-tender. 3. Stir in juice mixture, apricots and pineapple.
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 20% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You've Been Everything To Me
You've been everything to me: a father, Teacher, playmate, model, conscience, friend. Sometimes I'm not certain why you bother, If your feelings on my words depend. I know I haven't been the child I should: Far from it, and I really can't say why. I know exactly what I'd label good, But in the real world something goes awry. Underneath my actions there is love, Gratitude, respect, and admiration. Sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking of, But I thank God you're in for the duration. I'm sorry, sorry for the things I do, But please believe I cherish Mom and you.
Just My Love
One stary night, I made a wish But not in spite, Of a dream that won't come true Because I am falling in love with you, but you won't take me Even after every plea, My love is true Can't you see? I do love you We started out just as friends, And my feelings grew and grew Until finally I loved you, Your feelings aren't as strong as mine For me I guess that is fine, As long as you have some Your touches make my body numb, That night we had was so much fun Just one chance with me please? Open your heart with the keys.
Magical Mystery Microwave S'mores Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 6 servings 1 cup BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunks, divided 2 eggs 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1-1/2 cups HONEY MAID Graham Cracker Crumbs 1/2 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows RESERVE 2 Tbsp. chocolate chunks; set aside. BEAT eggs in large bowl with fork. Add whipped topping, crumbs and remaining chocolate chunks; stir just until blended. Spread into greased 1-1/2- or 2-quart microwavable round dish at least 2 inches deep. MICROWAVE on MEDIUM (50%) 5 minutes. Rotate dish half turn. Microwave on HIGH 4-1/2 to 5-1/2 minutes or until cake starts to pull away from side of dish and is just slightly moist. PLACE serving plate on top of dish; invert cake at once. Remove pan. Sprinkle hot cake with marshmallows and reserved chocolate chunks. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Note Microwave ovens vary; cooking time is approximate. Storage Know-How Store leftover cake wrapped tightly in plastic
A Dentist's Revenge
More Poems....warning Some May Make You Guyshard Haha
A Sister Like You Someone who will understand Who knows the way I feel In every situation Her concern is very real Someone who has walked my ways Who knows my every need Times when she would see me cry Her heart would nearly bleed Everyone should have a sister Just the way I do Richly blessed is what I am To have a sister like you --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 A Brother Just Like You I just want to let you know You mean the world to me Only a heart as dear as yours Would give so unselfishly The many things you've done All the times that you were there Help me know deep down inside How much you really care Even though I might not say I appreciate all you do Richly blessed is how I feel Having a brother just like you ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4 Today if i died tommorow would you cry today if i d
Danger - Wife Has Tools
Please Don't
Please don't: Ask to see private pix Put music in your comments on my page Randomly pick me to put a stupid glitter graphic on my comment page Advertise your band/myspace/porn site etc in my comments Ask me to add you or rate you, especially as a complete stranger and in my damn shout box If you want me to rate you/fan you/pimp you etc. You actually have to TALK to me and make friends. =) Do not assume because I a added you that you will see private pix. I delete friends at ramdom. If you've been deleted it means you've added me and never contacted me, asked about my private pix too much or just fucking annoyed me. Don't request friendship again if I have deleted you. I did it for a reason, dumbshit. I only post this because I keep getting the same old shit and I am sick of it. I am not a drama starter. I don't cause problems, complain or bitch. So this is wehre I GET to tell you how it is. If you don't like it, delete me. I'll have 5 new friend requests before I am even
I Just Called ~~~ Stevie Wonder
Love Sick
The air is thick with lies, I can't breathe Can you hear my cries, can you see What you've done to me, how I crawl My emotions are scrambled and sprawled I see you smile as I continue to squirm Your twisted pleasure as my soul burns The passion was hotter than any fire It was all a game and you still conspire Burn my skin with wax from your candle Place my exausted heart on your mantle I jump through your hoops at command Broken to pieces I have no strength to stand I find myself chained to the pillars of your bed I can feel your words crawl through my head A puppet on your strings, stringing me along Tap dancing to your sick and cruel love song Your body and mind has made me your slave The temptation of your skin hits me like a wave If I could just reach out and have a taste Every moment precious, not one to waste When it's over I feel half of what I was I can feel your finger corse through my blood The whips, the chai
Jag Söp En Bäver Full På Bensin
"Livet är miserabelt helvete utan dess like, det gäller bara att ta sig igenom skiten, sen dör man"
Check This Out!!!!!!!!
In 2 days we are opening a new shop, so in honor of the event we have slashed our prices in our Designs Out Of Mind Shop. Just check the new prices and you will see!!!! This is the perfect opportunity to start your Christmas Shopping early! And save a lot of money...and don't forget the coupon code to save an additional $5 off of a $20 order... Now this is a 24 hour sale...and prices will go back up...we have to pay the bills :) but today is the day to SAVE SAVE SAVE Example Black Tshirts normally $22.99 now priced at $19.99...use the $5.00 coupon also and get the shirt for $14.99 ... Value Tshirts reg $14.99 now $9.99 and don't forget the coupon to get and extra $5.00 off your purchase! And its not too late to win the $100 in free shirts so sign up for the newsletter to get special deals that noone else can get and as long as you are a member you are automatically entered to win every single contest! So take a look...lots of new items and will not
Happy Hell-o-weenie
Hey everyone. I just wanted to wish you all a Happy, Horny, Halloween. Take care, be safe, and have a blast. :D
Good News
I MAY HAVE A JOB GO GO GO ME!!! and I AM OUT OF REHAB( Friday night meetings for 3 hrs once a week) GO ME GO ME but still on probation for 3 yrs and 100 more community service hours. GO ME GO ME!!!
Omg! I Totaly Agree For A Change :p
Your Lust Quotient: 79% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
There Where Two Snakes Talking.
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
hello all just wanted to let you know i have updated some new photos to my gallery and was wondering when you got some time you could plz take a look at them and maybe rate some of them and also make some comments on them.. thank you so much means alot to me and i will be sure to return the favour and also if you could rate my profile as well that would be so cool.. thanx again
Food, And Sex And Stuff
EAting harassment? — Tuesday, October 31, 2006 As I was walking to my math class, I passed a bulliton board thing. It had a poster talking about sexual harrassment. ( I didn't read it ) But I was thinking, that's about the only part of life you "can't "talk about at work without haveing risk of getting in trouble. We actually seem to incourage people to get upset over certain things. No more sticks and stones theory. What's the difference between that and eating? If you talk about what you ate for dinner, and someone over hears it, and doesn't like hearing it, it's going to be very diffficult for them to get you in trouble. But ( in most policies I know of ) if someone over-hears you talking about sex, Then that's sexuall harrassment, if they don't appreciate it. If you ask someone what they had for dinner lastnight, they will probably tell you without thinking about it. If you ask someone what they did for sex lastnight, there's a chance the get all upset. lol. Wh
What I've Decided.
(continued from last blog) Im just going to tell myself im beautiful everyday and work towards my goal of losing weight. I dont have a ugly face...I actually think im pretty that way.. But i hate my body.. Things WILL get better.
A Rose
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!
Viva Revolution
i walk with a weapon, cause i talk with a weapon dead end compitition, let'em step in my direction viva revolution via institution, pick a side cause when its time im comin out shooting
Day After Halloween
so my day was SLOW. plus last night was too much fun. we watched all 4 scary movies and ate candy (which we still have a ton of). my sis and her friends were here too. julia, kenny's lil sis, my sis' best friend was there, and philip, and langston...and apperantly (i missed this sadly) philip was a fairy princess. my mom said he made a really good girl. lol i laughed hard. langston remembers me! i'm happy cuz none of my sis' friends remember me and to be honest i was really surprised. we (my friends and i) slept in the basement. the clocks were all wrong and wierd. it was like 7:30 and we felt like it was 10 or something. we finished the movies like, after midnight i think and went to sleep. by then it was a struggle to keep our eyes open (toooooo much sugar!!). i have discovered that the aerobed is much more comfy than my bed. i actually SLEPT on the aerobed and like refused to move in the morning when my mom called us. Half my class skipped until break i think c
What Cuss Words Really Mean
Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing. The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and
Never Seen
once again at the crossroads once again invisible once again set up for failure once again responsible control nothing except myself forget the way to be free ill be left once again for someone else better than me dangle freedom in my sight throwing me a bone much to your delight ill be once again alone ill take the easy way out once again competition is something I refuse to be in so everyone who meets me but isnt sure will lose out on my kindness and loyalty thats pure I dont think im all that much I think that im just me I believe that i have a purpose and someone somewhere will shine their love upon me
Observing Evolution - Allowing Others To Walk Their Paths
Watching a loved one or a peer traverse a path littered with stumbling blocks can be immensely painful. We instinctively want to guide them toward a safer track and share with them the wisdom we have acquired through experience. Yet all human beings have the right to carve their own paths without being unduly influenced by outside interference. To deny them that right is to deny them enlightenment, as true insight cannot be conveyed in lectures. Rather, each individual must earn independence and illumination by making decisions and reflecting upon the consequences of each choice. In allowing others to walk their paths freely, you honor their right to express their humanity in whatever way they see fit. Though you may not agree with or identify with their choices, understand that each person must learn in their own way and at their own pace. The events and circumstances that shape our lives are unique because each of us is unique. What touches one person deeply may do nothing more t
So So So Unfair
I love Halloween, I enjoyed it...right up until I got sick. You read right, I got sick...on one of my three fave holidays. SO NOT AWESOME I am still currently recovering...until I do fully recover though there will probably be a slight lack of Stina on leave me love and comments and messages to come back to. Love you guys, promise I will try to get better soon!!!
Private Message
rubys friends if u want to get my (jeff) email and get updates how rubys doing in the hospital private message me and ill give my email. ruby loves u all so send her some love. ~jeff (rubys brother)
Letter To John Kerry
{This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq” So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few
Deviled Angel Cake With Fruit Topping
Prep Time: 40 min Total Time: 1 hr 25 min Makes: 14 servings 1 pkg. (14-1/2 oz.) angel food cake mix 1 pkg. (7-3/4 oz.) SNACKWELL'S Reduced Fat Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, coarsely chopped 3-1/2 cups sliced mixed fruit (strawberries, kiwi fruit, mango and blackberries) Strawberry Sauce (recipe follows) PREPARE cake batter as directed on package; gently stir in chopped cookies. Pour into 12-cup tube pan or fluted tube pan. Bake as directed on package. Cool completely. CUT cake into 14 slices. Serve each slice topped with 1/4 cup fruit and 2 Tbsp. Strawberry Sauce. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Special Extra Garnish with fresh mint sprigs. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Tempt yourself with this delicious treat, and still feel angelic afterwards. Choose a fruit mixture with kiwi and strawberries for an excellent source of vitamin C. Diet Exchange: 2 Fruit,1-1/2 Starch Nutrition (per serving) Calories 230 Total fat 3.5g Saturated fa
Thought For The Day.... Lol (repost)
Thought for the day.... lol (repost) (repost of original by 'she199' on '2006-11-03 01:21:25')
I Just Can't Take It Anymore
I want to cry I need to scream I want someone's ass to ream I feel so alone I feel so tired wallowing in what's transpired I need to cry but life calls I'm getting clausterphobic by the closing in walls I can't take it not anymore I am done My heart is sore.
Goign To Dcm's Tonight ??
who has been to the most rocking nightclub in sydney ???? WEll im goign tonight
Necrosadistic Warning
Hordes of the rotting dead surround the villagers Unwary victims mangled and battered Once buried warriors have risen to kill again Signs of their wickedness left for a warning Mutilate Disembowel Amputate Kill and rape Gratification achieved by dismemberment Unnatural legions ravage the carcasses Open wounds targets for evil defilers Seed of iniquity covers the body parts Necrosadistic warning You will not rest in peace Violate Death so foul Ejaculate Pieces raped Bound with intestines the body is held upright Travelers encounter the gruesome monition Terrorized realization of coming death They will be next for the army of killers Necrosadistic warning You will not rest in peace Necrosadistic warning Remains are on display Necrosadistic warning You will not rest in peace Necrosadistic warning Molested corpses hang Undead Molest Defile Kill them Butcher Then fuck Necrosadistic warning You will not rest in peace Necrosadistic warning
The One Flaw In A Woman
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched t
Soo Upset
So i have this really awesome friend on here...He does everything he can to help me out...And hes always made me feel good about myself..But today i started feeling really really sick and i had to drop out of his contest before it even opened....i feel terrible..this is really upsetting me..Im almost in tears...I hate dissapointing people or letting them down..I feel like such a terrible friend :'(.
Night after night i sit at home, No one visits no one calls my phone. Lonilieness seems to rule my life, Time at home is full of stryfe. To wonder why is the hardest thing, Why life treats other like they're the king. When I work so hard and just fall short, With no one to give sad my report. Others have the things i seek, And barely even earn their keep. Love they take and brush aside, Others choose to run and hide. Hurt from the past keeps them at bay, While all my dreams wither away. They look out for number one, And do nothing but think of fun. No reason at all no answer why, The good guys sit and slowly die. When I have plans and plots in mind, And search for things I'll NEVER find. And why how ask can this be so, The answer simple: I just don't know. A family, a job, a home, a wife, Are all the things I want in life. I have but two to call my own, And with I spend my time alone. No one cares and no one sees, The hole inside that consumes me. But you'll
Famous Last Words (repost)
FAMOUS LAST WORDS (repost) The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. Their findings were surprising: In 38 of the 50 states, the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" But that wasn't the surprising part. In the the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, things were much different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'."
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
You Are Broccoli Casserole Soda Vegetarians taste better! What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at
True Love
True love is a sacred flame that burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones and hears with gentle ears. True love gives with open heart and true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh neither rules nor binds; And true love holds with gentle hands the hearts that it entwines.
Soil's Song
Falls The dream is so far Come and take the consequence Feel things are as certain Winter stays Oppress it away Evacuate Assemble here Soil's song In your throat Future death In your reach Who's first Okay Relax your face will heal in Keep your last words in your hand Fall in will open up Time to go Realistical Falls The dream is so far
Cheap Vodka
From the album When the Kite String Pops I blew my last five on a cheap fifth of vodka Gonna kill somethin' There ain't nothing gonna stop us tonight I know about confusion Lets start a riot Lets start a war Everybody that you know is a whore Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, I don't care If there's gonna be blood, we'll be there I know about confusion Turn on all the lights So I can watch it die I'm gonna taste some blood Before they close my eyes Because I got the answer One bullet I know you feel Cut out my eyes...So I can't see The cold thing that's swallowing me We're meat and that's it So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Steroid Breast Stroke
Steroid Breast Stroke A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
Feeling Down Today
No Love To Start by Jason V Brown Seems like people sure can talk, but none listen And words become a time of where they've been Why do we have friends if they never fulfill their job But expect you to be there at the sound of their first sob They can't seem to think for themselves, they are lost The savior in me comes to the rescue at all cost Yet when my ship is sinking, they sail away Leaving me for dead without a word to say Even when new beginnings emerge, it's just a flicker Like an hallucination from absolutely too much liqour I'm supposed to be level headed, even when I'm forgotten The odd man out, the man left at the bottom Make plan that I'm not included in and leave me behind Like the child I once was that everyone denied I guess to be honest, I'm as scared as ever That the love that was meant will come back never And that the love & emotion that fills me Will fade away in solitude and will never be Maybe I shouldnt have arisen from th
How could i ever be so stupid,to be torn over you,you always put me off for hos,Never thought that I knew. Tryna hide the obvious,like im just some other chick,go tell that shit to your hos, that be all on your dick. Mighty strange how shit just seems to happen to u, Its called Karma baby,damn wat the fuck did you do? Everytime I turn around you getting fucked in the game,Seems like you got so many hos,you cant remember they names. Don’t get me caught up in ya shit,I don’t have time for your lies,Lied to me and said you loved me,looked me straight in my eyes. Wonderin about ya puta,you fucked up in your past,you gonna fuck with the wrong 1,and get a foot in your ass. Everybody try to tell you,you to stupid to listen,and your brains a fuckin puzzle,and some pieces is missin. One day you’ll understand,but now you playin with life,you’ll learn your lesson,when a bitch is at your throat with a knife. Looks like you got alot of growin up to do,im movin on to someone better,im not fu
i describe my self creative imaginitive ambitous artistic eclektik highly elevated state of mind unique gifted blessed from the above knowledge wisdom down to earth open minded awake to the truth, in my zone nobody matterz to me but the true in my circle no time for demonz in disguise filled with lies and deceat tryin to bury me 6 feet deep before i recieve true enlightment from jehovah with the key he gave us a gift to a place of everlasting life and freedom from the beast 's reach only (ha-wah)'z true knowledge and wisdom can open our eyes to see the things that are to become i stand against ignorance its only true stupidity to deny the truth in the scriptures of the true master, father and son only the elighten ones will know where im coming from those who stand out from others and dont fall into the deception of the wicked one and his followers for my life will be tough so i must maintain alert at all times and not let the persecution of the wordly engulf me and let me fall for i s
Happy Ever After
god will wipe away all the tears from my eyes .i will rest in gods almighty heaven one day. heaven is where god and my mom and dad live .and one day heaven will be my home.i will not be sad.ever one will believe in me. and i will not be in pain any more .i will be happy ever after. Courtesy of
A Wish For You
Creamed Turkey
This creamed turkey can be served with rice, toast, puff pastry shells or rectangles, or your own favorite ideas. INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons butter * 3/4 cup sliced mushrooms * 3 tablespoons flour * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1/2 cup hot chicken broth * 1 small jar (2 ounces) diced pimiento, drained * 4 cups diced cooked turkey or chicken * seasoned salt, to taste * ground black or white pepper, to taste PREPARATION: Melt butter over medium-low heat. Sauté mushrooms until golden and tender. Add flour; stir until smooth. Slowly our on milk and stock, stirring constantly, and thickened and bubbly. Add pimiento, chicken, and seasoned salt and pepper. Cook until heated through, but do not boil. Serves 6 to 8.
Pissed Off
Well He's Gone Back
*Sigh* dropped him off @ the airport, sat with him untill he had to go through to the boarding area then I can home. The appartment is just so empty, quite and lonely now....I did most all my crying this morning and some @ the airpost so for now I am done. It is going to take me acouple of days to get use to him not sleeping next to me and just not being here. It was so wonderful to have him home...but tomarrow he goes in and the talk to him andout a treatment pane and how long, so hopefully we will know how soon he will be home to stay. Right now the dogs are whinning cause of him not comeing back with me and Kelsi has been wandering around the house looking for him. I'm sure the dogs know what happened, but Kelsi does not. Well back to me eatting canned or frozen stuff, I hate to cook for just me so I normaly dont. Dont get me wronge I love to cook, but for just one person I just dont see the point. I do have left overs that will probbly last me a week so thats good. Well lo
Thank You
This poem was dedicated to my best friend, she got me into poetry Times like this you were there for me, Showed me how much you really cared for me, I dont have enough love to give back to you, I feel like I owe you a million plus two, You showed me what true love really meant, It came from the heart, Not from the head, When people left you kept me close, Didnt make me feel like I was a ghost, Talked to me about things you wanted to, Made me feel free an that was true, All these times I been hurtin inside, Your the one true person who kept me alive, I dont have much to give, But I can give you this, All for you which is no one else's This poem I dedicate to you comes from the heart, Like your friendship we were friends from the start.
Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont Care........
weeeeeeee and wooooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhh and oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i think im done on that one..... anyways just here given some screams out........ so...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! wait this blog is pointless.. oh well time for sleep!!! i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did writing it :) thank you and good night
We're Not Worthy!!
And the winner is... Jillicious!!!! Jillicious!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP With 2015 comment Jillicious won the title of Queen for the Day and a diamond ring. Please go and show her plenty of love. She only has 4201 til she levels! Thanks to everyone who voted and entered!!
Lets Make This Completely Clear..
I dont mind(believe it or not) if my girlfriends have friends(guys or girls) I dont mind if they hang out with them for the whole freaking day! I dont mind if they spend a weekend out for fun, together!(As long as its not JUST guys) I MIND if my gf is telling her guy friends how much she loves them more often than she tells me I MIND if my gf flirts with other guys or misleads them... She can do what she wants, but, I'll be jealous Hey, I'm a jealous guy... Am I the first? Am I the last? I heard a funny saying.. "Being jealous only means that your great" Or something like that I'm an angry guy... I've tried help, but, it didnt help in the least, I tried reaching out to God, thats not helping... My hatred and mistrust only quells and grows, each day, for people, in general... I'm not proud of myself, nor am I proud of my fellow human I seek dedication, in a relationship... I've never strayed, in my mind or my heart, in a loving relationship, yet... Its always bee
This Is The Very Reason We Have To Support Our Troops!!
Social Security
THERE IS AN ELECTION IN 2006. I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2006. LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY FORWARDING TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue!! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be! an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits we
Sometimes, I Wonder Why Work???
Especially on days like today where it looks like more than a week's worth of income is going to be spent in one day (hopefully just one day) getting repairs on the car???? Auugghghghgh.... Still hoping that when I take my nap this afternoon, it will all be but a dream!!! Well.... one can hope and dream, can't they???
I So Abhore Violence...
and I am listening to fighting and yelling going on upstairs... it sounds like they are going to fall down in my apartment.... Police have been called.... Auughhghgh... What a day! What a day! Guess it might have been meant to be my day to stay home... so sad. K PS - Freaky... I wish it were my cats. I live in apartments. :(
Your love struggles to please the one you love. And so does he struggles to love you too. But it don't matter what obstacles comes between you two. Yours and his love are so strong that it can't be broken. Some people wishes they had that kind love. And some may want to brake that love, that you guys have for each other. But as they try hard to brake that love. They won't be able to brake it. 'Cause you guys are meant to be with each other.
New Pics
Updated the pics on the profile today with a bunch of new sexy ones. Come check and rate and comment them!
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A few random things that best describe my Twisted Existence: I am a techno-maniac. I love money. I love work. I work too much. My world is not as fragile as people think it is. I do not hold grudges. I do not take shit from people. I will sugarcoat the truth if it serves my purpose. I will not do it to protect the feelings of others. I want material possessions. I want to be remembered. I will not live forever. I have blonde hair. I have blue eyes. I am not an Aryan. I do like alcohol. I smoke. I drink. I cuss. I have sex. I am not Christian. I am me. I do what I want unless someone is paying me not to. I like my body. I like my life. I make waves. I live for chaos. I hate typos. I like Scrabble. I like math. I like physics. I like chemistry. I hate conformity and uniformity. Don't question my actions because you won't like the answer. I AM WHO I AM! AM I? WHO AM I? -Robert
Hello All
just a little note to let you all know i might take some time from the site for a while but i will be back soon..
fear on a face distorted... the trace of a smile aborted... recognition dawned... for a terror unknown... now i know the ultimate horror... when i looked into the mirror... for as i stared into my own eyes... i see eternal damnation undisguised...
standing there in the shadow...shielded by the night...i watched you frolicking under the moonlight...stopping by the edge of the brought out your pan flute...and my heart bled as i recognise the sorrowful tune...remembering time long gone by...when we used to make love in the rain...when we used to be as one... he was like the serpent in the garden of eden...enticing me to taste the forbidden fruit...opened up a whole new world of what i thought was magic...only to find corruptions and decay...breaking your heart as you watched helplessly while i drifted away...abandoning you...shunning you...the creature with the horns and hoofs...half man...half beast... stepping into the moonlight...i walked towards you...saw the surprise on your face...i ripped open my chest, tore out my heart and with my trembling palms...i offered my bleeding heart to you...the beast with a human heart...
Chicken Breasts With Almonds
A baked chicken recipe with chicken breasts and almonds. INGREDIENTS: * salt and pepper to taste * 4 to 6 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves * 4 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 can cream of mushroom soup, undiluted * 1/2 cup cooking sherry * 1/4 cup grated Cheddar cheese * 3 tablespoon minced onion * 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce * 1/2 cup slivered almonds PREPARATION: Salt and pepper chicken; brown in oil. Place browned chicken in baking dish. Combine soup, sherry, cheese, onion and Worcestershire sauce; pour over chicken. Sprinkle almonds on top. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 45 minutes. Recipe for chicken with almonds serves 4 to 6.
Sometimes The Tough Have To Get Going...
I'm my line of work (however less prestigious then others) there is a good chance that opening your mouth at the wrong time can get you in heaps of trouble. I have this employee, you see - She's a bit of a pain in the ass and quite jealous that I've only worked for the company, she's been there 1 1/2 years, and I got the Asst. Mngr. position. Now, I'm not one to toss stones from a glass house, but this chick is an outright nasty fuck! She likes to tell customers about her yeast infection, how bloody her labor was, and my personal fave! How her medication is fucking up her sex drive. HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE - My point is - I can't just look at her and say "She the hell up you stupid skank!!!!!! I'd get my ass fired. So - What do I do - Cut her hours? Yes - Make her clean the Bathrooms? Yes - But she still doesn't wanna quit - Maybe I'll hide come cocain in her locker and call Head of Security down there....Hmmm
What Feels Right?
Would someone please tell me why is it so wrong to fall for someone you meet on the internet, yet when with them it feels like heaven!? I know not alot of people in my family, friends, church are happy with me right now. And yes I may still have alot of open wounds in my life that need healin before I want to move on with my life and be happy. Yes his name is Keith, yes I met him via online, yes I fell in love with him, yes we did much more, yes he lives out of the country, yes IT FEELS RIGHT, YES i NEED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE LORD HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE!!! (other than my children) Why can't Michele be happy for once in her life!!? Why can't she make her own decisions and not get judged by them from ANYONE, and if they do make me change my mind!? ALL I WANT IF FOR ME TO BE HAPPY, AND MY CHILDREN!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! THE POWER OF PRAYER DOES WONDERS, TRY IT SOMETIME HE WILL LISTEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT.
Girl Asked Her Mother
A little girl asked her mother one day if when she dies she goes to heaven with her legs up in the air. Her mother replied, no. Why do you ask? The little girl says, that when she walked past the maids room she saw the maid on the bed with her legs up in the air saying " Oh god I'm coming.", and that she would have went if daddy was'nt on top of her holding her down.
Pregnant Lady
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I lau
Husband Taps Wife
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
R.i.p Dube
R.I.P MY GOOD FRIEND SPC. JAMES DUBE!! This is my friend and fallen soldier spc. James Dube he was only 21yrs old and a good man. . . well last night he was killed in a hit an run the jaws of life were used to get to him but it was already to late because he had died at impact. . . . fortunately the son of a bitch that killed him was caught sometime today. . . . what is so hard to believe is that for 18mos we fought everyday in Iraq to stay alive so we can all come home to our family and loved one and then have his life taken away 6mos after we all come home from fighting the war on terror and the one place ("HOME") that should have been safe for him wasn't. . . . . this is a sad day for me and all who cared and knew my boy Dube. . . . i ask that my cherry tap family keep his family and loved ones in their prayers i thank you all for your support!!!!
Update On Voting
here are yer instructions for those of you unfamiliar with the voting process.. they come to my profile after 12 central time tonight and click on my pics and rd 2 "THE ORIGINAL WHITE TIGER" LOOK FOR HIM ON THE BULLETINS.... OH YEAH HAPPY VOTING I LOVE YOU!!
For That Price I'll Take 17!!!
I am an army of one made up of Swedish People, so I never venture outside my house or do anything. Aha! Well not that anyone cares, but I passed my audit and then my Regional Manager called and didn't realize it was my birthday so when I scolded him he asked if I turned 21...! I got home in enough time to enough the final 3 hours of my birthday...hooray. :-/ Better luck next year I suppose. LOL -Robert
Bella Morte - Whispers
Bella Morte - Whispers I've waited long. For a day. That I pray will come to me. I want nothing more. My needs are small. As you rest here at my side. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. I love you now, As I will when the longest day is through. Know this is true. Place your heart within this one who lives for you. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Just sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight e
Principles Of Wiccan Belief
Principles of Wiccan Belief Found at 1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the moon and the Seasonal Quarters and Cross-Quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility towards our environment. We seek to live in harmony with nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary it is sometimes called "supernatural", but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifest through polarity -- as masculine and feminine -- and that same Creative power lies in all people, and functions through the interaction of masculine and feminine. We value neither above the other, knowing each to be supportive to
A couple go on a winter a log cabin The morning they arrive the man goes out choppin logs... he comes back and says to his girlfiend his hands are freezing so she says put them between my warm up.. After lunch he goes out chopping again.. and the same happens. After tea off he goes again when he gets back he says his hands are freezing again.. This time the girlfriend says.. dont ya fuckin ears EVER get cold?
What Is Your Amazing Mental Ability?
cutekitty6969's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can divide by zero (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at
Love Tea
Exotic Love Tea 1 cups water 1/4 cup honey 1 cup apple juice 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6 Celestial Seasonings Cranberry Cove Tea Bags Bring water and juice to a boil. Stir in honey and cinnamon. Add the tea bags. Remove from heat. Let stand for one hour. Add 6 cups cold water Pour into glasses with ice. Sit back, sip and fall in love. Can be stored in the refrigerator for three days .
What Animal Are You During Sex
What animal are you during sex? Moose Take this quiz at
Queen For A Day Results
Well folks, Jillicious has been dethroned! It was a very tight race but TAZMANS Angel won!! With 8,431 comments she takes the title. TAZMANS Angel ~2nd in Charge of~ The Rednecks of C.T.@ CherryTAP Jillicious came in second with 7,426 comments. Queen For A Day Winner (Jillicious)@ CherryTAP And a big thanks to everyone who participated! TAZMANS Angel will be recieving a diamond ring! And the title of Queen for the Day!! P.S. I'm also going to be having a King contest, because every Queen deserves a King! I have 4 guys already and would like a couple more! Would like to start it this afternoon!! So if interested send me a message!! Sweet Potata@ CherryTAP
Lover Application Rofl
seen this in a bulletin, and thought what the hell why not post it here see what people would say I\'m gonna just put general answers in.. truthful ones, but I don\'t remember who I took this off of, so I can\'t answer them right. yanno? name: Dustin Location: Highland, IL Height: 6\'0\" Hair (color and style): dark brown/short Eyes: dark brown Piercings/tattoos: none, but wanting a tattoo OTHER: Where would we go on dates? dinner and a movie.. I\'m old fashioned and kinda broke lol Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Disturbed/Lacuna Coil/Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Do you drink/smoke?? I drink sometimes, but I don\'t smoke Do you like the beach? yes I do, I loved the beach when I lived in Oregon If so...would you go with me late at night? the only thing better than the beach at day, is the beach at night. Do you play an instrument? no.. If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? yup =) Ho
Womans Sexiest Back Tatoo Contest
There is a new contest that will start 11-13-06. Here are the basic rules of this contest: 1) Must be a photo of you 2) The voting will be held by by comments. This is to keep it fair. 3) You can have more than 1 comment by a person. If they want to vote 100 times, they can. 4) Pimp yourself and the contest out at your own discretion. Get those votes pouring in. Get your friends to help. 5) First 15 females to submit thier photos will be entered into contest. 6) I reserve the right to refuse any entry. GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS!! GET EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK TO ONE AND ALL. To enter contest, PVT message me with pernission to rip your photo or send me a copy of your tattoo pic to my in box. Any question write or shout me.
Everyone Can Win
Real peace comes from the inside. Let it freely flow out from you. The more peace you offer, the more you will have. Take the time to understand, and you will in turn be better understood. Improve your interactions with the people around you by raising your expectations of them. Genuinely respect the diverse opinions and perspectives of others, and you will gain their respect as well. Keep confrontation as your very last resort rather than your first approach. Set the tone by being respectful and pleasant, and you'll find yourself getting much accomplished. Just because people disagree with you does not make them your enemies. Take the time to listen, and you might even learn something of real value from them. There is infinitely more to be gained through cooperation than through confrontation. Make yourself a real winner by bringing out the winning qualities in those around you. With such an approach, everyone can win.
I like this site. It is soooo much faster than myspace! whoo!! The people are nice too! I can't wait to actually do things on here. I have to get points and stuff before I can do much of anything, but I am willing! If you wanna chat, just message me!
Happy Hump Day Biatches!
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hey all my good friend on cherry tap im in need of some serious lovin i have been crying all week and would like to smile its been a bad week so if you are a good friend you will show some love thanks to all of you who do and have a great day
What You've Become
Marred by your lies, You've taken what is mine. A dream to end all dreams. The silence beckons, Tempting. A dream to end all dreams. Nevermore shall I whisper, Those words, into your ears. A dream to end all dreams. Grieving mothers wander, In search of blissful things. A dream to end all dreams. Lost in the world, I yearn for what I've lost. A dream to end all dreams. Finding nothing, All is gone. A dream to end all dreams. Broken-hearted, Enraged, unloved. A dream to end all dreams. Eternal suffering, Inside, enclosed. A dream to end all dreams. Inner turmoil, Maimed tranquility. A dream to end all dreams. I'll never let you see, What you've done to me. A dream to end all dreams. You tore out my heart, Mangled it, unaware, A dream to end all dreams. Clues of your meaning, Lie next to you there. A dream to end all dreams.
Smackable Asses...
Muse Me
You are my dark muse, the master at my skill. I have just discovered the physical body, that is you. You're behind me. front to my back, a long arm around my shoulder across my neck, a tumb rubs the juggular. Sending images and passion. I am filled with words, becasue of you. dark hair falling over me, to shield me as I muse. I write a flurry of words. all in your pressence. A silence gift passed over distance. I can feel you now. heating my back, flowing through my fingers. Touching me, as my words touch you. I beg you to stop, but desire to keep going. Work through me and all I am is offered to you, my dark god, I fall willingly to your feet. I bare my soul, as a whore does her treasure. And before your eyes. I become, my art, my angel, my words
My Sexual Zodiak
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Crappy Friends...
Can anyone explain to my why some people are just fucking assholes? I let 2 of my so called best friends move in with me. One of which, i didnt know was moving in untill he showed up at my house with all his stuff. Nither of them really any payed rent or bills(i got 60 bucks from them) and they barely helped out with house work. So why am i the bad one for kicking them out?? I thought friends weren't suppost to use each other?
Invoking Nature
Each plant, animal, rock, and other entity has a spirit (consciousness resonance matrix). These spirits can join together, in a hive-mind, as a spirit of an area. Nature spirits include real biological intelligences, are psychically powerful, and are much less abstract and controllable than the Elementals that many magical people who perform all of their rituals indoors are familiar with. They can be extremely powerful allies. It is possible to sense nature spirits, to determine if they are receptive to a ritual planned, and to have them actively participate in magical workings if they are. CALLING NATURE SPIRITS: To make the most out of working magical ritual in the wild, one should find power spots where nature spirits are receptive to the ritual planned and approach the spirits with respect, as equals. In my experience, the most effective power spots for working with the living intelligences of nature are located in wild areas with diverse, active ecologies. When entering a w
I Saw A Rainbow Last Night...
he appears to me, with his long hair all wet and soft..he takes my hand and leads me to an open door, entwined with flowers of sparkling hues, fairies and fireflies dancing underneath a million stars, raining stardusts of purple, blue and gold to bathe us all...beyond the door i see a rainbow...amidst clouds of the softest cotton. he looks at me and guides me across the rainbow and what i find at the end of the rainbow isn't a pot of gold but a beautiful waterfall, cascading like the silky hair of a goddess, into a pool with gold and siver leaves twirling lazily on top. as he lays me down i feel soft strong hands lifting me up and i look into his face, the face of an won't matter if my life ends there and then, when he bends and presses his lips onto mine, i feel an angel smiles..,the sweetness of a kiss i've never known before...surreality takes over...then i wake up, alas, it's only a dream...
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Oh By The Way
I didnt write any of the poems I recently posted, they all came from The Book of Counted Sorrows. If you have ever read Dean Koontz you will know what I am talking about.
How Angry Are You?
You Are 82% Angry You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it. While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered... What you're really feeling is anger. While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?
Figured You Out
"Figured You Out" I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self-respect While you passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know who you are It wasn't
At first I thought, the more and more we talked, that you could be mine. I whispered sweet words of love that dripped from my lips like nectar to fall onto the flower of your heart to bloom in beautiful colors of love. Or so I thought. In one night, that dream was shattered, the true side of love being shown, that sharp double-edged sword that rips you apart and leaves your soul to bleed. New scars crisscrossing across old scars in my heart in a kaleidoscope of bloodand pain. No more will I believe in "happily ever after" or "true love" for now that I know what love REALLY is, it's something I want no part of
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On t
If You Could Have One Super Power What Would It Be?
If you were granted one super power for the rest of your life what would it be and why. Leave a comment and let me know, something I have always wanted to randomly ask people.
What Is Your Total???
Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relat
Bc Cops Blow Dead Goats
well as it is my wifey got arrested two days ago she was in wrong place wrong time. she was with a couple guys (aparently known to cops) they arrested her put an order in affect she can not go near either one of them guys she has an 8 pm curfew they found nothing on her they confiscated her phone saying that they feel she is a drug pusher and more and because her record is clean and first ever arrest they went lookin her up all the way in ontario for criminal shit and found nothing...but yet because she was still with them they are pressing charges.....i can get more info but i am looking for some help with personal info on things that can b done on this, i know they found nothing on her its not her style she's a momma like me and alllll about her kids. if anyone can give any helpful info pleeeeeeeease it is i think i am gonna contact mla and see what i can do on that part and go from there.
I Can Only Imagine
I can only imagine What it will be like When I walk By your side I can only imagine What my eyes will see When your face Is before me I can only imagine CHORUS: Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel Will I dance for you Jesus or in awe of you be still Will I stand in your presence or to my knees will I fall Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all I can only imagine I can only imagine When that day comes And I find myself Standing in the Son I can only imagine When all I will do Is forever Forever worship You I can only imagine
Ok I Need More Help Here....
Your secrets you can testify lay your head down on my chest for you to cry our relationship intensifies grows wings and start to fly a new beginning starts the first page of new lovers your love has me drunk like midnight clubbers keep you warm and secure like bed covers your so unique with your attractive physique hold your hand in marriage so I can practice what I preach I want our bodies to be stuck like a leach your love flow from the love below juices sweeter than a Georgia peach my slurred speech still make me nervous when I enter the chamber of secrets the first time I still remember it was at the end of October or the beginning of November you melted my heart like it was being simmered our night class where candle lights flash we worked out like Richard Simmons this relationship was earned and not given to the past I can say good riddens all the dirt I did is no longer hidden
Damn Games
I'm starting to think she's just playing games. I don't know what she could have gained from it, but something is definitely "rotten in Denmark."
Im Getting A Little Upset!
Why is dat some poeple give out so much love to certain people and yet they dont get any in return? I thought we all should support each other but we have poepl who dont even care about given some love back. Some people have their head up their butt and stuck on theirself. Just a simple thax for rating me or even a couple of point towards their profile but no what do u get nothing. I know myself i gave so much love and raraly get any in return. Now dat i have vented on the issue ill be kool for the rest of the day! Cuz plently of poeple are sick of given and not getting nothing in return like we are too busy.
1 question 1 chance. 1 answer. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) any one question, no matter how crazy it is. ANY 1 question!! Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and Ill answer it honestly The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you. So go for it get P.S. If you ask me a question, i can ask you any question and you have to answer it honestly anyone scared..
Listen Now, Hear Me Later...
The music i make is real but will u ever understand it ?? maybe not, but i don't worry about it, cuz' when my catalog of music is done u will discover it and u will seek it out like a drug. what i make it more then just Hop HOp like DeadPrez put it it's Bigger than Hip Hop. see i luv my Black ppl more than anything but i understand now most of u are asleep in the mind chasing fool gold as older ppl would say. Far too often ppl other than Black ppl come to me and tell me how they feel my music and they even peep out the tiny message in it that i would hope my ppl would get...... whether they get it or they don't? it's hard to say. So i've come to a point where i will not make bullshit music...( i.e.. my money ,bicthes,cars and other crap like that) i will give it to u raw music u can relax, chill and party too but mostly music that will hopefully make u think . And then let's see if u wake the FUCK UP.... The corporations of America are tryin to make a dummy out u ,like
No Freedom
Trapped in a cage with nowhere to go wake up in the morning and this how my day go walk from corner to corner and sit down wanting to know what others are doing, I’m so down tears roll down my face I want to be like them to breath the fresh air and sing songs from a limb not knowing how it feels to spread my wings to soar in the sky and feel the fresh air of spring since day one the owner clipped my wings So I don’t know how it is to fly I sit in my cage, beg for crackers and cry from time to time I get amused by the kids they making silly faces trying to make me chirp again I feel tortured and abused in the bottom of my cage I can only read the news sadly I chirp this song, the no freedom blues
Ok Here It Is!!
South Louisiana Shrimp Rémoulade
South Louisiana Shrimp Rémoulade PREP TIME: 30 Minutes SERVES: 6 COMMENT: Rémoulade sauce may be found in any restaurant in South Louisiana, and in many versions. The rémoulades of New Orleans are normally Creole mustard-based and highly seasoned. This, however, is the River Road version. INGREDIENTS FOR BOILING: · 3 dozen (21-25 count) shrimp, peeled and deveined · 2 quarts cold water · 1 diced onion · ½ cup diced celery · 2 tbsps cracked black pepper · 3 bay leaves · ¼ cup lemonjuice · 1 sliced lemon · 4 tbsps salt METHOD: In a 4-quart stock pot over medium-high heat, add water and all seasoning ingredients. Bring to a rolling boil, reduce to simmer and allow to cook 15 minutes for flavors to develop. Bring mixture back to a rolling boil, add shrimp and stir approximately 3-5 minutes. At this point, shrimp should be pink and curled. Test for doneness, being careful not to over-cook. Once water returns to a boil, shrimp should be perfectly done. Pour off b
Pan Roasted Steak Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr 5 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. well-trimmed boneless beef sirloin steak, 1 inch thick 1/2 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing, divided 1/2 tsp. pepper 1 medium onion, chopped 3 cups small broccoli florets 1-1/2 cups very thinly sliced carrots (4 large carrots) 1-1/2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked PLACE steak in resealable plastic bag. Pour 1/4 cup of the dressing over steak; refrigerate at least 30 min. to marinate. PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Spray large nonstick skillet with cooking spray; heat on medium-high heat until hot. Remove steak from bag; discard marinade in bag. Place steak in hot skillet; sprinkle with pepper. Place onions around steak. Cook 3 min. or until bottom of steak is well browned. Turn steak over; turn off heat. Combine broccoli, carrots and remaining 1/4 cup dressing; mix with onions. Wrap handle of skillet in heavy-duty foil. Place skillet in oven. BAKE 18 to 20 min. or until s
Bjork & Pj Harvey- I Can't Get No Satisfaction
This is awesome!
Please Vote For Me
=== 'SEXIEST FEMALE'S ON CHERRYTAP CONTEST' spewed forth the following at '2006-11-12 16:03:35'.. > > Thanks kisses Alyse
Wisdom Without Words
Animal Spirit Guides Native Americans have long believed the search for true wisdom is aided by unseen forces that walk the earth with us. They believe animals not only have healing and inspirational powers, but they possess knowledge that humans have forgotten. Animal spirit guides can teach you many things, if you're attuned to their message. Shamans also use the knowledge and energy of the animal kingdom to center themselves and perform healing rituals. Through meditation, they draw on the unique energy of the animals to strengthen their own. Each animal, from the sparrow to the trout to the tiniest insect, has its own strengths and specialties. Because of this, the shaman can draw upon specific animal powers for assistance in many situations. The rabbit deals well with fear, and demonstrates quick thinking, humility and creativity; while the cunning mountain lion flaunts his authority without ego. Even the common housefly sees the world in many different ways and is adaptab
Our Country
Our Country We as Americans need to unite. Stand up, show love, and fight. For what we believe to be right. Our Country, always in God's sight. Our flag, flying high says it all. Freedom shall prevail and stand tall. With everyone's help, large or small. Our Country, U.S.A. will not fall. The wounds of everyone are so real. Lives lost, hearts broken, only time can heal. Heroes and volunteers, so much grief to feel. Our Country, with all, is as strong as steel. One Nation under God is what we are. This will pass, hopefully without a scar. Wishing peace and hope to all near and far. our Country, God Bless, You are the star. This poem was writtten by Debra A. Nagel(My Mom)one week after that tragic day. For all those poeple that lost their lives and loved ones, you are in our prayers everyday. May we all remain together fighting this as one.
we are not what we see but ...what we want to see Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away. 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won`t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn`t love you the way you want them to, doesn`t mean they don`t love you with all they have. 4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can`t have them 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don`t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn`t willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet theperson,
Level Up
PLease help me
When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you , Everyone is ignoring you , and people are jellous of you , You should really ask yourself.... AM I TOO SEXY ?
Rain When I Die
This is one of my favourite Alice in Chains song Artist: Alice In Chains Album: Dirt Title: Rain When I Die Is she ready to know my frustration? What she slippin' inside, slow castration I'm a riddle so strong, you can't break me Did she come here to try, try to take me Did she call my name? I think it's gonna rain When I die Was it something I said, held against me? Ain't no life on the run, slowly climbing Caught in ice so she stares, stares at nothing I can help her but won't, now she hates me She won't let me hide She don't want me to cry Will she keep on the ground, trying to ground me Slowly forgive my lie, lying to save me Could she love me again, or will she hate me Prob'ly not, I know why, can't explain me Did she call my name? I think it's gonna rain When I die
Moist Caramel Apple Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 35 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla or French Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 cup water 4 eggs 1/3 cup oil 3 medium Granny Smith apples, peeled, coarsely chopped 20 KRAFT Caramels, unwrapped 3 Tbsp. milk PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 12-cup fluted tube pan or 10-inch tube pan. Beat cake mix, dry pudding mix, water, eggs and oil in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed until blended. Beat on high speed 2 min. Gently stir in apples. Pour into prepared pan. BAKE 50 min. to 1 hour or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 20 min.; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. MICROWAVE caramels and milk in microwaveable bowl on HIGH 1-1/2 min., stirring every 30 sec. until blended. Cool 10 min. until slightly thickened. Drizzle over cake. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Cooking Know-How Do not use cake mix wit
4 Years Is Along Time
hey everybody whats up. Well i just started talking to my middle sis again after 4 years. We had alot of things happen in the family and we all quit talking and there was no contract and well my babysis found her online and they started talking and now me and her are talking and i got to meet my wonderful 2 nephews and my neice and they are so cute and i have miss out on alot but i will make up for it and i hope the rest of my family can forgive and become whole again because family is the most important people in life and its short to be fighting.
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Just Like Frank
JUST LIKE FRANK A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank " Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time." Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time" Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fus
It was one of those casual mid week deals. Our new neighbors had gotten settled and invited us over for a glass of wine and conversation one Wednesday evening. We met them a month or so earlier at a house warming and ever since been exchanging what we call "The Neighborhood Benediction", those drive by waves and smiles we all exchange around here. Of course I had a few conversations with Andy – the male member of the household – as we took care of outdoor chores, and found him interesting and likeable. Julia greeted us at the door that evening with a big smile. She wasn't especially pretty, but when she smiled the room just lit up. We – that is, Barbara and I (I'm Jack) learned they, like us, had two active careers going. Even more surprising is we all had bandages on our arms: we were all frequent blood donors and happened to do that deed again that very day -- we missed seeing each other at the Red Cross Donor Center by less than an hour. Too bad, we could have started cocktails
Jeanette Juggalette's Juggahoe Rap
I die for the Carnival And live with the pledge To never give in an always live on edge Runnin around with a fully loaded Hatchet Better watch your fuckin mouth or you might just Catch it. Lodged in ya skull Sadistic smile on my face No need for friends, I got a clown to take your place! No time for a funeral bitch we gotta Party to throw And she didn't really Matter either man, that bitch was a JUGGAHOE! ~*~ Thats it, please do not copy without my permission, these are my thoughts, please do not rape me of them. Thank you~*~
This Is Scary!!!!
Short Story Im Working On.
I wasn’t but three years when I was found precariously outside in a bone yard in a near by stream wrapped and left along the banks, I was discovered by a group of fisher man who had heard my screams and thought I was being torn to shreds by some beast, When they found me they found the only thing attacking me was the elements of the crude weather and nearby in the wet mud that I lay in. hopelessly and afraid to wander anywhere I was taken to a hospital where I was diagnosed with hypothermia and a very extreme case of Amnesia which had obviously been the effect of a fever. I was five years old when I finally recovered and when they managed to find at least my last name and a pendant I wore when I was found .I began to become a healthy young boy and I would play with the other unfortunates like myself who sat in the hospital waiting for some kind family to take me to a new home. As I grew I saw girls and boys go to a new mother and father, we would line up as the prospective parents wou
Which One Would You Pick? Lol
Let's meet contestant number one. He's a serial killer who works for the Dark Carnival. He says Women love his sexy smile. Let's see if his charm will work on Sharon. Contestant number one, I like a man who will make a good first impression. If we were to go out, what would you do to make the night special? #1: Let's see, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux HA! but I doubt it I'd prob'ly just show up naked like I always do and look yo mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would prob'ly start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKING lip It's dinnertime, we're hearing grace from your mother I take the 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that your dad would try to jump again only this time I'd put the 4
Bananas - Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Ane
Apocalyptica- The Unforgiven
What Do You Have
All I want to see is tits and ass.
Want To See Social Security Fixed?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue!! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOCIAL SECURITY! SOCIAL SECURITY: Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congress persons do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments. This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman Whi
What Is Your Elf Name?
Your Elf Name Is... Floppy Mince Meat What's Your Elf Name?
39 1/2 Weeks
So, I'm 39 weeks, 4 days pregnant. I can't believe I've even made it this far. Everyone in my family thought this lil girl would be out of me 2 weeks ago! I guess she's stubborn. My son came out right on time - born on his due date even! I know she will come out when she's ready - orr by force when my doctor decides it's time to just open the jaws of life and go in after her (lol) but I've finally reached the extremely uncomfortable stage. Nothing has worked either to naturally induce myself. No amount of sex, walking, spicy foods, jumping jacks or stain climbing has done me any good! So, I've pretty much given up and resulted to sitting around, counting the days and enjoying what's left of having her inside of me the best I can.
Im A Sexy Panguin Lmao
What's You're REAL Label? (detailed results and pics) Gotcha!Ok, truth is, labels suck. Do you really want to be told who you are? And by some quiz you're taking? Life is about origniality and living it to the fullest. How can you do that when you're restricted to the friends you make, to the clothes you wear, to where you shop, to what colors you're allowed to like.Just stop!Labels are started by people and people can end it. Want to know how?Just shut up and accept the shy girl in the corner of the room who's wearing black. The girl in the front of the room in the pink skirt can have a terrible life and just grin and bear it.Appearances should have no indication as to who you're friends with, how depressed you are, and what your favorite color is. If you want to know what your label is then here it is:Human.Are you happy now?I promised some pictures, but I'm gonna give you icons instead:have a good day!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quiz
5-minute Southwest Layered Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 5 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-1/2 cups each 6 cups torn romaine lettuce 1 can (15 oz.) black beans, rinsed, drained 1 cup frozen corn, thawed 3/4 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa 1/2 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing 1 cup tortilla chips, broken ARRANGE lettuce in bottom of glass serving bowl or on serving plate. LAYER beans, corn, salsa and cheese evenly over top. DRIZZLE with dressing; sprinkle with chips. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Substitute 1/2 cup KRAFT Natural Sharp Cheddar Cheese Crumbles for the shredded cheese. Substitute You can substitute any type of canned beans for the black beans. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 300 Total fat 13g Saturated fat 4g Cholesterol 15mg Sodium 600mg Carbohydrate 37g Dietary fiber 9g Sugars 5g Protein 12g Vitamin A 60%DV Vita
Why are people so cruel. They play with your feelings and then change their minds about being your friend. Well it FUCKIN HURTS!!!!!! If you don't really like me then, do not bother to have phone sex, oral sex, great sex and accept my friendship at all. SORRY I JUST HAD TO UNLOAD MY BAGGAGE!!!!!!!
The Dilldo Song Again
A Pagan's Amazing Grace
The song is sung to the tune of Amazing Grace. Enjoy! Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore a witch like me! I once was burned, now I survive, was hung and now I sing. T'was grace that drew down the moon and grace that raised the seas. The magic in the people's will will set our Mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds that move across this earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane our breath will bring forth the change. Turn towards the South and feel the fire that burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again and burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash in tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love will cleanse and heal the earth. Reach into the North and know your roots down deep ancestral caves. We find the wisdom of the Crone, Of circles we are made. Amazing earth, enduring life, from death into rebirth. T'is earth I am and earth I love
The River:
The River: Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
Life is short, there's not much time But still I keep these feelings inside I don't speak my feelings, but write them on paper And find myself asking the Lord for a favor Please give me strength, courage, and time And I promise I'll put my heart on the line First I need time, time to decide How to release these feelings bottled up inside Second I need strength to walk up to the door And explain to him what i'm there for That's where the courage comes into place Because I need to look him straight in the face As I tell him how I teally feel My heart feels better, it's started to heal He gives me a hug and I start to cry He smiles as he wipes the tears from my eyes He tells me he's known from the start And I have always owned his heart He tells me he can't live without me The tears fall again as he gets on one knee He takes my hand and declares his love I pray and I thank the Lord high above Down the road we'l say our "I do's" Forevers not long enough to
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The Buzz On Vibrators
The Buzz on Vibrators Question: I've seen so many posts about women who use vibrators and how they can help women who haven't had orgasms. For that reason, I went out and bought a vibrator designed just for clitoral stimulation, and I've used it a lot, but still I feel nothing. I've tried masturbating, but don't feel anything from that either. So I'm wondering what kind of vibrator I should use to get to that orgasmic point. Answer: Essentially, you'll want to experiment with what feels best to you. There are many different types of vibrators on the market today, giving you a wide and, at times, somewhat confusing and even overwhelming array of products to choose from. To start, I suggest you buy a battery-powered dildo model, which is a penis-shaped vibrating dildo designed for insertion into your vagina. Some models even have little appendages on the end designed to literally tickle your clitoris. Another vibrator design is not intended for insertion but rather to pleasa
To All
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
How I Feel At The Moment
Every once and a wile im just not myself these are of of these times heres lyrics to put that in to what a feel Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need
Turkey & Ranch Bagel Club
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 10 min Makes: 1 serving, one sandwich 1 whole wheat bagel, split, toasted 1 Tbsp. KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing 1 lettuce leaf 5 slices OSCAR MAYER Thin Sliced Smoked Turkey Breast 1 slice OSCAR MAYER Turkey Bacon, cooked, cut in half 1 slice tomato SPREAD cut sides of bagel with dressing. PLACE lettuce on bottom half of bagel; top with the turkey, bacon and tomato. COVER with top of bagel. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Prepare as directed, mixing 1/2 tsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard with the dressing before spreading onto bagel halves. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Help your friends and family eat right with this delicious sandwich. As a bonus, the whole wheat bagel provides a good source of iron! Diet Exchange: 3 Starch,1 Meat (VL),1 Fat Nutrition (per serving) Calories 320 Total fat 7g Saturated fat 1.5g Cholesterol 35mg Sodium 1370mg
To All My Friends. (for The Weekend Of 11-17)
I hope you are have a great weekend doing something fun, sexy and awesome...or a collection of all three. Keep it safe, don't get arrested doing something stupid (unless it involves sex, then go for it), and don't throw up on your friend's new couch. He/she are still making payments on it. :D Okay...that's my crazy little non-sensical rant for the weekend. Hope you enjoyed it. As always, keep it sexy. :D
An Introduction To The Seductive Art Of French Kissing.
Difficulty: Easy Time Required: N/A Here's How: 1. Set the scene. Make sure that the mood and time are right. 2. Relax! Take a deep breath and let go of any tension in your neck and shoulders. 3. Put your arms around the person you want to kiss. 4. Start off with a normal kiss, not too firm, not too aggressive. Closing your eyes is optional. 5. In mid kiss, gently open your mouth and softly nudge the other persons mouth open using your tongue. 6. Again, not too aggressively, move your tongue inside the other persons mouth and playfully touch their tounge. 7. Read the other persons body language, if they seem tense or start to pull away, stop what you are doing. 8. If they open their mouth more or otherwise indicate they like the kiss, keep on doing what you have been only with a little more passion. 9. As the kissing gets going saliva build up can be a problem, don't forget to swallow. 10. Make sure you keep your tongues relaxed but your lips tight (saliva again), you d
Freddy Fender Tribute...and Also Maybe Meant For Someone
Si te quiere de verdad y te da felicidad te deseo lo mas bueno para los dos Pero si te hace llorar a mi me puedes hablar Y estar contigo cuando triste esta
Nature’s Jewels: Native American Corn Necklaces
Nature’s Jewels: Native American Corn Necklaces - How To A friend recently showed up at a gathering wearing a gorgeous amber bead necklace which was admired by all. I thought the beautiful thing was from some expensive amber-selling jewelry store, but it was made from Native American corn! “I have other corn necklaces at home," she told me. "One looks just like garnet and another like carnelian. And they‘re unbelievably easy to make.” Find out how to make your own necklaces from nature’s colorful--and inexpensive--jewels. Children adore this project, too! 1. Find a few ears of beautifully-colored dried Native American corn at your favorite market or roadside stand. 2. Break the ears in half and use both hands to twist the kernels off the cob into a bowl. 3. Cover kernels with boiling water and allow them to soak for at least one hour. 4. Using a sturdy needle and thread or dental floss, string the kernels one at a time into a necklace, being sure to make it long enou
Female Sexiest Smile Contest... You Love Me Don't You:-)
I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe of her. When we first met I was impressed, By her bizarre behavior. That day I had a date with friends, We met to have some lunch. Mae had come along with them, All in all . . . a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups. Except for Mae who circumvented, And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops. I was not sure my ears heard right, And the others were aghast. Along with heated apple pie, Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, As if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I did not enjoy mine. I could not take my eyes off Mae, As her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay, They ate their lunches silently, and frowned. Well, the next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. My lunch contained white tuna meat, She ordered a parfait. I smiled when her dish I vie
Cheers To The Geeks!
OK now this is just cool...cheers to all the geeks out there! Posted By:JustinGet this video and more at
He Speaks
He speaks to me from lands unseen. He even haunts my nightly dream. Who is this man that captured my heart? It's as if he knew me right from the start. He says the things I long to hear. He makes me smile from ear to ear. He lightens my heart and eases my mind. I feel the walls crumble as I begin to unwind. Will he be the one that takes me away? The one who will love me every day? Is he a dream or a dream come true? Does he mean it when he says I love you? Shall I put away the hurt from the past? Shall I chance a love that might last? Shall I place my heart in his caring hand? Or alone in the darkness shall I stand? I will give love one last chance. I will let it lead me into the dance. Whether I stand or whether I fall, At least I would have loved with all.
Kind Of Bra
You Are a Lace Bra! Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome With a softer side that only you can draw out What Kind of Bra Are You?
Private Pain
Private Pain All alone I sit once again My tears, a constant stream An outflow of the pain the resides deep within An outward expression of that... private pain My Lord and Saviour pops in and tells me that it will be ok That this is only the growing pains that I must feelto reach the Glory he has for me Yet privately the desperation grows Feelings of inadequacy and unworthiness creep in Feeling now like I am not worthy to breathe this air in my lungs What is this thing that has a hold on me? Lord won't you save me from this? Why must I feel this way? The pain kept private and held deep within Nobody else can see Everyone else is above me So why would they bother with someone like me? I try to maintain my strength My composure My lust for life and lord Why must I lose sight of all that I love in this? Nothing can escape this darkness that has befallen me Yet I know tomorrow once again the light will come and tarry for awhile Only to once again be overcome by this co
Daddy Went Away...the Reason...
the poem was based on my friend alicia...yes it is true....the things that happen really did....and i thought i'd write something about becouse i just want to make a point....all the crime and hate and all the other shit thats going on right now such as the war......we really dont need it.....everyone really need to get together and try to find someway of letting the world know how we feel...let them know that the crimes need to step...let the world know that its familys out here who need their kids....brothers....sisters....moms...dads etc etc home and not in no war....sorry but i dont like gorge bush and if i had a choice i would deff. end all of this shit...and i now that our people at war want to come home but dont want to do so with out knowing they have won....but...right about now its the best thing to do....just end it and come will never know when it will be your last time to see a loved one again...well godbless all!!..
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BUCKEYES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nitey Nite...
I'm headed off to bed.. I'm going to be holding a CherryTap contest of my own as soon as I level up. Which should hopefully be in the next day or two. If you know of any guys with sexxxxxxxxy chests - have them send me a private message here or direct them to this blog, and have them comment on it. I'll post more details tomorrow sometime. I'll be offline till the afternoon or evening time - depending on when I finish getting veggies and stuff chopped and peeled etc. for Thursday.
Can anyone answer me a question or two or three? lol Why is it that people want you to honest with them. Yet when you are they get upset, mad, pissed off whatever you want to call it. Some one please tell. Cause the past 3 weeks have been like a disastor for me. I have lost my best friend for what I still don't understand. Well maybe I just don't want to I do not know. I slept with a friend I should not have and felt like a heel and get cussed out. Why because I was honest, and up front about it. What should I be like all men and fuck you men that may read this and get pissed off. Cause some of us MEN want more than just a piece of ass. My mind is so boggled right now, I just don't know what to think or say. Someone tells you something and you say something to the person(not the one telling you). And this person does not have enough guts to say anything to you. Like, I know or just stay out of it. No, they forward messages and make a mountain out of a mole hill. I mean
A Quizzz - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, just as a gag 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watche
You Will Like This 1. Go to the above web site 2. Type in your name (just your first name or nickname) 3. Be patient and wait a second (watch till the skiier gets to the end of the run).
Thanksgiving Divorice...
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
New, And Lost
I am new to the site, and looking for someone, and cannot figure out the search to find her... conseqently,, I am frustrated...
This Song.
This song reminds me of my boyfriend...I need to make him listen to it. Maria Mena | Just Hold MeUploaded by phatt
Busy Night
Well when i got in, i thought there was a bit f a frosty reception from the new female chargehand because i didn't say yes to covering saturday. Well that soon disappeared but i don't think she was too happy for going to the other depot we have to cover. Still we all get paid the same, so she has no choice. Though the way the night went i think i'd sooner have changed with her and let her stay. Damn did it end up a busy night for some reason, still I'd sooner have it busy that waiting around for work. So the ride home was good, caught all the traffic lights on green and hardly any traffic, just wish it wasn't so cold. Then again it isn't winter yet and it will get colder LOL. I suppose i should get back to programming but i think i'll leave that till later, after some sleep. I am just not in the mood at the moment. Of course if it was a job or i was dependant on it then things would be different. As i don't then i can leave it for a few hours when i will be refreshed and start wi
How To Observe Thanksgiving.
HOW TO OBSERVE THANKSGIVING. Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your friends instead of your foes. Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears. Count your full years instead of your lean; Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. Count your health instead of your wealth; Count on God instead of yourself.
i cant believe the school board aloud this website to go through but any ways wat up
To All My Friends And Fans
This may be my last post as of tomorrow I may go to jail for protecting 3 innocent kids from an abusive father. If I don't come back her tomorrow sometime then i will have been placed in jail for a few months and will not be back til after the first of the year. Please keep my family and me in your thoughts and prayers tomorrow as i go infront of the judge. May the gods show some mercy and do whats right. Love and light to all, Vampiraskiss25
I got 2 new pix! They are the banners I made promoting myself for Damage Inc Radio... Click the pictures and go comment/rate them for me please??
Celebration Chocolate Cake
Ingredients: * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1 cup boiling water * 1/2 cup (1 stick)plus 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 2 cups sugar * 3 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup milk * 1/4 cup dairy sour cream Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease three 9-inch round baking pans. Line bottoms with wax paper; grease and flour paper. Mix cocoa with boiling water in small bowl; stir until smooth. Set aside to cool. 2. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in vanilla. Gradually add cocoa mixture, beating well. 3. Stir together flour, baking soda and salt; add alternately with milk and sour cream to butter mixture, beating until blended. Pour batter into prepared pans. 4. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 min
Embrace Ur Imperfect Life;
PAIN .... I can't believe this .. You've just ripped out my heart ..I've always told you the truth .. Right form the start ..I told you how I was .. Who I was .. I never held anything back.. I thought you were the same .. I didn't know this was just a game ..I felt my love for you grow .. I wanted to know how you felt about me I just had to Know ..I was afraid to know the truth .. I was afraid if I pushed you,you would go away... And I would be left here feeling this pain that I am feeling now..You got so close to me .. And to my kids .. what was you thinking ..How could you not see how this was going to hurt us all...You didn't really feel any love for me right ..I know you said those words ( I love you San ) I can still hear them now ..I feel like I can't breath .. Tears flooding my eyes I can't stop the crying .... Or the pain in my heart .. How could loving you lead to feeling this way .. Wanting to die inside .. Having to wake up to face another day .. Alone ..So much more alon
How Long Does Love Last
How Long Does Love Last (@)}---'--,--'--, As Long As ... The Pain Of Normal Life Is Being Eased. As Long As ... Our Hearts Are Pure And True. As Long As ... There Are Good Times And Bad Times To Share. As Long As ... This Crazy World Keeps Us Sitting On The Hood . As Long As ... I Need You and You Need Me . As Long As ... We Are Both Happy (@)}----'--,--'--, ***Babyyy***
Happy Thanksgiving
I Miss You
i miss you ? you know who you are you are all i think of every night and day right now i am cring cause i miss you so much and i wish i could hug you YOUR LOVETHING
Ok I am bored and this is a work of FICTION. None relates to me or my life nor anyone else's. If I mispell words, sorry, but sometimes I type way too fast and i dont spell ck as I should. I hope u enjoy. I dont do this much......... Long day at work. I cant wait to get home. My kids are at my mom's and it's just my husband and I. He dont know it yet, but I got off work early today. Went to lovers lane and bought a school girl outfit for him. hehe That has been his fantasy for so long. He deserves it. He is a hard working man. He takes care of me in everyway. Our sex life, mmmm let's just say I am very satisfied. As I drive up or street, I think how far we have come. Beautiful neighborhood. Trees line the sreet. Turning colors now as fall is fast approaching. Children riding thier bikes outside laughing and playing. Little girls playing hop scotch. The air is warm, but not hot. Has that beautiful fall smell. I think to myself how lucky I am. Married
Did You Know (face Study)
Subject: Did You Know A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies in this area have been canceled
Lyrics I Like Lately
True friends stab you in the front Keep you from getting what you want When one more fix could kill you They help you realize that You're more and less than you first had believed You've so much to give and there's so much you need Shortcuts through graveyards and a brand new way to breathe Three thousand miles just to learn, All that's gold does not all shine... And helping words aren't always kind, when one more kiss could kill you, They help you realize that -Thrice- The Beltsville Crucible Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight, I'll Put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light, just Don't forget to Think about me, and I Won't forget you "I'll write you once a week," she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off? And if young love is just a game, then I must have missed the kick-off Don't depend on me to Ever follow through on Anything but I'd go through Hell for you and I haven't been this scared In
Contest Open
The Contest for Cutest Couple is now open... Rules are as Follows... 1. Winner Will be decided by the amount of Comments You will only be allowed to leave five comments on one pic.. 2. If Anyone Cheats They will be taken out of the contest... >>>>>>>>>>> Couples
Good Day
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My Son Date Of Death
jesse Location of Death: Addison, IL Date of Death: 11/23/2036 1:05:19 AM Last Person Called: Wilfredo Last Number Dialed: (517) 252-485* Autoposy Performed: None Performed Date of Autoposy: N/A Cause of Death: Medical malpractice See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game
Gun In Mouth (poem)
Life's simple joys have all faded Each day I only grow more jaded There is no joy, I can only be sad Don't tell me it really isn't so bad Or that I should move on and try When I have no reason to stay alive For I no longer have the will This loneliness is all I can feel My decision has been made, you see No one can ever save me from me This life is finished, I'm done I hold the means to my end, a gun So many attempts I've lost track Pull the trigger, it all goes black
Epiphany---forget All The Things I Should Have Said
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My Fishing Luck !!!
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap ??????"
How Emtionally Mature Are You Test
You Are 71% Grown Up, 29% Kid Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
Hear God's Call!
Love is the meaning we're alive! Love shares so others may survive! Love cares for this world, lost souls and all! So it lives to hear God's call! Love lifts the spirits just to bless! Love's gifts grant more than happiness! They won't make us sinners doomed to fall! For love lives to hear God's call! Any wisdom love learns pure gold That's meant not just for one to hold! Love's like a kiss upon your lips! Love's touch is more than fingertips! Yet love's sure, here's the first great truth of all! So love lives to hear God's call!
"here I Stand, Empty Hands.wishing My Wrists Were Bleeding, To Stop The Pain From The Beatings."--lacey Mosley Adore This Woman!
Could I Ask For Some Help From My Friends?
I havent asked anyone for help before but here goes.... I need 91 more points to reach the next level. All of you helped get this far. So now I m comin straight out and askin for help. Foxy Lady
Ticklish Knowledge Test
My score on The Ticklish Knowledge Test: Dare Devil(You scored 100 %Ticklishness, 100& Experience, 100% Bondage, and 100% Spontaneity!)CONGRATULATIONS! Wow! You are a fire work in motion! There's no telling what you'll do! No denying that your super ticklish and love to be tickled out of your mind. You also enjoy tickling others too in fact you think it's mandatory that they get tickled back! You've had tons of experience and enjoy types of bondage. you like they idea of being helpless. Your a dare devil and there is nothing in tickling that you won't explore! Your very spontaneous and you would try almost anything once. Congrats you a rare breed but none the less your fun! Link: The Ticklish Knowledge Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
Help My Boy Out..he's New
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Life's A Changin'
LIFE'S A CHANGIN' Life's a changin' It's amazing how quickly things can change. How people can change. For the good, and for the bad. It's amazing how God works. How he has these images we totally pass by. We do things that we shouldn't even though God tells us we shouldn't. I've made quite a few bad decisions in life, but he's still here. I'm moving away, to my grandma's, and somehow even though people see different, I have comfort in it. I do really think it's going to be a good thing. It's been so awesome going through all of the "stuff" my grandma has kept over the years and seeing how the littlest thing brought so much joy. I'm very excited for what is to come of the relationship I'm on the road to build. I know that it is going to be a big change. But things are changing, and I am so greatful for the grace God has givin me through all the crap that I've been through and the things I've created.
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't
Just Becky
a sweet friend a beautiful lady wonderful spirit pure lady a friend forever
Thanks Giving
Happy Turkey Day everyone.Hope you had a good one. I held fast to my new ,wine ,and more wine. So it was pretty good for me any ways. See ya around. marz
More Quotes
*~a million words would not bring you back, i no, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried *Love is friendship set on fire *Love is a never ending feeling *Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost, sometimes unrecognized, but in the end, always found with no regrets, forever valued and kept treasured. *Guys are like Stars, there are millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true! *Love isn't who you can see yourself with, but who you can see yourelf without. *You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye. *You can say you love me but until you prove it, the words mean nothing to me. *The First time I saw you, I knew that it was true, That I'd love you forever and that's what I'll do. You don't know what you do to to me, You don't have a clue, you don;t know what its it's like being me looking at you!! *I do believe that God above created me for you to love, he picked you out among the rest cuz he knew I'd
Missing You
My love for you is so strong. My nights are long Since you have been gone. I miss our time we use to share. My heart's not the same since you have gone. I lay awake at night thinking of all the things we shared. I miss you oh so very much. I pray that you will come back I miss you. as the days go by Without you here I realize Just what you mean to me And how much I love you. You are my life, my world, my everything. I miss you
do you eat a lot of junk food? no fast food? no do you eat fruits and veggies? yes are you healthy or overweight/underweight? healthy do you exercise? yes do you bite you nails? nope any bad habits? no drink/drug/smoke in excess? Nope do destructive things? nope cut/harm yourself? nope are you an attention whore? no or a loner? yes do you brag a lot? No like to show off? no does it annoy you when other people do? YES. do you crack you knuckles or other parts? Yes do you love porn? I don't love it, but I like it. are you a sports fanatic? yes are you obsessive? no have you had unprotected sex? more than once? yes/yes are you a shopaholic? no do you keep up with trends? no cat or dog person? Dog [last questions] do you plan on going to college? went if not will you be happy making minimum wage? College doesn't promise a better job, dumbass. do you have any regrets? yes
Lame Survey
Are there really more fish in the sea:: Sure When do you think the next eclipse happen:: i dunno Do you know the true meaning of dork:: a nerd Has someone you know ever had their leg amputated:: yes Do you know anyone famous:: No Have you ever had shark:: ew? Do you think most things taste like chicken:: No How many yearbooks do you have:: 5 Who's that one gurl who sings "Everytime":: Britney Spears How many times does it say Welcome in your house:: a couple Have you ever gone to a news station:: yeah What time is it:: 4:28 p.m. What's the last song you've heard:: The Kill-30STM Is there a stop sign out your window:: yes Are you really the sharpest tool in the shed:: yes The brightest crayon in the box:: yes Do you have A.D.D:: nope Is that why you're not paying attention to the screen:: What street do you live on:: I don't live on a street Now what time is it:: 4:29 p.m. What kind of computer do you have:: Acer How many speakers:: 3 Does your Dads' brothers' wi
Helloooo To U
Hey there people. I'll post more crap and crap when I feel more inclined. Other then that Helllllooooo to U..:)
50 Questions 1. What color is your trash can?: one is blue and one is black 2. What was the largest amount of money you've ever found on the ground?: $20 3. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to?: i dunno 4. What is your AIM font color?: blue 5. What color are the shoes you wore today?: black 6. What was the longest amount of time you've ever spent standing in line?: 9 hours 7. What were you waiting to do?: concert 8. What is your shoe size?: 9 1/2-11 9. Can you tell the difference between a regular wrench and a monkey wrench?: no 10. Have you ever owned a chinchilla?: nope 11. What is your locker combination?: don't have one 12. Is there a glue stick anywhere near you?: yes 13. How about an animal of any kind?: my dog 14. Do you like oatmeal?:yes 15. Have you ever played the version of UNO where the machine spits cards at you?: no 16. What is your favorite flavor of Gatorade?: the blue one 17. Do you know where the name "Gatorade" comes from?: no 18. How many
Good Night To All
Letter To John Kerry From A Sergeant In Iraq
I fully Agree with this Letter Subject: FW: Letter to John Kerry from a Sergeant in Iraq Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:25 -0500 Soldiers are murdering rapists according to John Kerry This is something that should be all over the media!!!!! {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree
Just Chat
shar@ CherryTAP
Bodyscape by Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner
The Music Of Love
The Music of Love By Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 Bodies warm with passion's heat pressed together in hungry embrace. Intertwined we move as one, synchronizing to the inner beat of desire's baton. The erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody that steals its way from the depths of our most primitive selves. A harmony of sounds unintelligible, voiced only by passionate lovers. Bodies warm with passion's heat, hard dancing to the music of love.
2 Contest Please Go Vote
Hi there my friends!! just asking you for your time to read this! one of my friends has entered 2 contests. he's a very great friend for he always votes and repost any of his friends bulletins. A PERSON WITH THE TRUE CHERRY SPIRIT!!!!!! if you don't mind will you show your cherryspirit aswell and click on both links to rate and leave a few comments??? he def does the same for you!!! show this sweet guy some love back ok??? THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR TIME!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND MUCH LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL THAT ARE WILLING TO HELP A FRIEND CHERRYSTYLE!!!! Marina
Twisted Beginnings
I have realized in the past that my first opinion of someone is never wrong. I would stress that alot of people, especially those of us on the internet have forgotten our manners, and have just plain went crazy. We say things we would not say in real life and do things we would not do in real life. I say be who you are because nobody else is like you. You are one of a kind and that can never be taken away. Fight for what you believe in, and always be honest in all that you do. Life is life and it has a funny way of smacking you in the face once in a while and litterally knocking you on your ass. Life is to short for grudges, anger and bitterness. It all ends after a while, and we all end sooner or later. I have learned that if you live with twisted beginnings you will become twisted in the end.So instead see what is before you and love those who hate you and hold your children nearer to your heart everyday. Love is the way to conquer all fear, hate, and bitterness. LOVE is t
Fuck Buddy Contract!!
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
lyrics - h What's coming through is alive. What's holding up is a mirror. But what's singing songs is a snake Looking to turn this piss to wine. They're both totally void of hate, But killing me just the same. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. Considerately. Venomous voice, tempts me, Drains me, bleeds me, Leaves me cracked and empty. Drags me down like some sweet gravity. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. I am too connected to you to Slip away, to fade away. Days away I still feel you Touching me, changing me, And considerately killing me. Without the skin, Beneath the storm, Under these tears The walls came down. And the snake is drowned and As I look in his eyes, My fear begins to fade
If I Could, I'd, Stick A Knife In
You crawled away from me. Slipped away from me. I tried to keep ahold, but there was nothing I could say. You slid and crept away and there was nothing I could say. So what you're trying to say is you don't wanna play. But what you want and what you need doesn't mean fuck to me. Because I can see your back is turning. If I could I'd stick the knife in. This is love. This is my love for you. Get up. Now. Say you won't go.
lyrics - jerk-off Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. but I'm tired of waiting. Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD, and shoot you myself.* Because I'm tired of waiting. Consequences dictate our course of action and it doesn't matter what's right. It's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD and shoot you myself.* I'm very tired of waiting. I should kick you, beat you, fuck you, and then shoot you in your fucking head.*
An Other Celeb Look Alike Thinger....
I'll Miss My Friend
My friends funeral is today... I will always miss her.. My love and prayers to all her family. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by you will always live in our hearts my friend. Jim (the oldbiker)
No Rest...
Wow. Last night I had the most insane dreams about time traveling and it was quite distressful. I woke up in a sweat and I definitely didn't get any rest at all last night. I'm skipping school and going back to sleep....
“new California Rules”
“NEW CALIFORNIA RULES” THE NEW 2004 CALIFORNIA STATE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK By: Arnold Schwarzenegger “SICK DAYS” We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. “PERSONAL DAYS” Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. “LUNCH BREAK” Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast. “DRESS CODE” It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer cl
I find it very interesting how people create fantasies and how they can engulf you and almost become a reality. I looked up the definition of fantasy. A fantasy is imaginative power, a mental image or dream, or it can be explained as a creation of mental images or even an impractical idea. So is it really unrealistic to try and live out fantasies? or are they better left to the imagination? My whole question is can you really contain your desires when emotions are involved? Fantasies are also a release for ourselves in response to an ungratified need. What can you do to bring that need back into your life? I have created so many fantasies...and I have to be honest, have carried out a few. But reality sets in and things may have been left better in the mind...however, I wouldnt change anything! I ask myself about that line between reality and fantasy and it really is so you think it is ok to cross? Answer any of these question if you dare...just thinking out
“sagging Feeling”
“Sagging Feeling” Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
“too Stupid”
“Too Stupid” \"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?\" \"Yes, well, I\'m having trouble with WordPerfect.\" \"What sort of trouble?\" \"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.\" \"Went away?\" \"They disappeared.\" \"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Nothing?\" \"It\'s blank; it won\'t accept anything when I type.\" \"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?\" \"How do I tell?\" [Uh-oh. Well, let\'s give it a try anyway.] \"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?\" \"What\'s a sea-prompt?\" [Uh-huh, thought so. Let\'s try a different tack.] \"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?\" \"There isn\'t any cursor: I told you, it won\'t accept anything I type.\" [Ah--at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he\'s kicked out his/her monitor\'s power plug?] \"Does your monitor have a power indicator?\" \"
Top 17 Country Songs
Top 17 Country Songs 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song --- 1. I Ain't Never
Fake Profiles
Sooooooo whats up with all the fake people on this site? People using other pics other than their own! That really pisses me off!!!!!!!!!! If you don't look that good go to the gym or something! Diet, walk, run or something! But posing as other people is shamefull and childish! I thought we were all adults here! Lets act like it! I know not all the people do this but there are far more than needs to be!
“down With The Clown”
“Down With The Clown” This one goes out to the ninjas That’s been down since Carnival of Carnage Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats Nah, fuck that, since Basement Cuts, motherfucker [Violent J] How long will the juggalos be down with me? How long till they forget me? Check it out What if I grew another fucking head? And his name was Violent Ed? And he head butt me every time I cussed? I would need two microphones when I bust Would you show me love even with another head Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"? Or what if I sold out like a bitch? And took the make-up off and went soft? Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover And put my ugly ass face on the album cover With R & B top ten hits And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (aaahhhh!!!!) Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo So don't forget me like you did with Menudo [Chorus (1x)] What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (d
“Homies” [Mike EClark Mix] Homies [Mike EClark Mix] - Insane Clown Posse Homies yeah that’s my dog Homies cause were down by law Homies everything that we are Homies yeah that’s my dog Remix! Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much, Why don't they just call a muthafucka? If you wasn't blood would you still have love Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here, But my Homies are family too, third cousins get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over you car And then felt worse than you about the shit in the morning? Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?) Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?) I don't
“lil' Somethin' Somethin'”
“Lil' Somethin' Somethin'” "Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about? Well I've heard about those parties, they're immoral. Mr. Jackson, I thought you were respectable gentlemen. Now, don't give me that respectable gentlemen bullshit, You little bitch." Mr. Jackson? "Now, stop playing dumb, you dizzy cunt." Hey baby, I heard you like to freak Then come out to play with me [Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey, what's up, I'm new in town I work for the circus, Shaggy the Clown Anyway, ole girl, I seen you around I guess I'm trying to say that I wanna be down, hey We had ice cream, sat in the park I walked her all the way home when it got dark She took me inside and when the door shut Next thing ya know I had my nuts in her butt, hey [Violent J] I wanna bitch whose down to fuck right away And even does my homies if it's okay A little bitch that's down for a quickie I love chicky chicky, I ain't being picky though So you might be a little bit fat You might even stink a bi
“old School Pervert”
“Old School Pervert” If I licked your pussy Would you suck my dick? I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out Cause I'm the old school pervert You know what I be all about I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips And some nice hips A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits Baby you're the bomb And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy Well what I wanna know are you a freak? Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep? Move, what I gotta prove girl? You heard the song your pussy is my weakness And I'm feelin cock strong Like He-Man, so who do I be man? You callin me sick But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl After she sucked my dick Playin role games, when my dick swang I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang Fuckin that cunt like a maniac Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac Aphrodisiac, spanish fly in you
What Girl Group
You Should Be In The Donnas You've got that a bit of an edge to you The bad girl that all the good boys want!What Girl Group Should You Be In?
Sex, What Else?
Urinating during sex is only gross when the woman does it. Roughly 17 out of 100 sexual encouters involve urination. That's at least 15%. I made a bar graph putting it into perspective. Right now you're probably thinking how gross it is to piss on somebody. I agree. It's disgusting. But after being married for twenty years, you've had every possible kind of sex that the human body is capable of. You even start taking yoga classes to gain enough flexibility to try something new. Trust me, I've been there. No I haven't. But I think about it all the time. Most guys come to the conclusion, "Screw it, I'll just piss on her." And from that point on, his world will never be the same. Before a man gets married, this is his rating scale for women: 10:Doesn't Exist 9:Absolutely Gorgeous 8:Very Beautiful 7:Yeah Definately 6:Gimme A Drink 5:Gimme A Bag 4:Gimme 2 Bags and a drink 3:Probably Never 2:No fucking Way 1:Okay once for the experience Then he gets married and real
Just For Today
JUST FOR TODAY I'll focus on the good and not on regrets Just for today, I'll be thankful for the sun rise and sunsets Just For Today I'm going to be thankful for what I've got For the job I have and the things I've bought Just For oday I'll smile at a stranger I pass on my way I'll hope, the stranger gives my smile away Just For Today I'm going to tell people I love how much I care That my life without them would be bare Just For Today When, I lie down and say a prayer I'm going to be thankful God still cares Chris K
But I'm Still Kaged Inside...
I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell (This animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this anima
Fairy Tales (my Own)
So now I live here, in an abandoned castle in the Forgotten Forest. It turns out not to be too far from the Isle of Avalon. I reside here in secret so that I may try to unravel the mysteries of my re-birth and possibly the resurrection of my "love". I believe that all of this has happened for a reason and am hoping it becomes clear soon. To just have woken up here as if I fell asleep one night and awoke the next morning is so strange a feeling. For I know it was hundreds of years later. How did I get here? Who helped put me here? Is it all just magic? I want to know the secrets of this mystery for it haunts me in my dreams. . .
Through The Darkness By Demonrobber
Through The Darkness I lived in darkness Withdrawn from modern life My mind was full of negativity And my mood was depressed I can relate to the melancholic poets And the gothic literature of Edgar Allan Poe These lost souls are misunderstood This is not a quest for evil But a search for positive energy I will come out of this stronger Wiser and more sympathetic I felt so restrained by modernity By the pressure to conform and look good I took a razor and cut through the superficial layer To get in touch with my soul I had to risk losing my life To realise how precious it is Now I am fully restored A cloak of darkness surrounds me I see the world in crystal clear vision Droplets of blood fall from my eyes A memory of the sadness I endured A bright new spirit guides me But the darkness will always be there To remind me how bright these days are
The Gift Of Knowing You
There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.
Leaving Cherry Tap
YEP, YOU definately heard me right. Im sorry but I have to leave. I want to thank all of you for showing me such love and support. You will be missed so very much. My departure date is 12.01.06 To those of u I speak to on a daily basis I will continue to do so via phone n messenger. Here's to making good friends, laughter, and LOVE. Always Your Night Angel Miss. Savannah
My Thoughts
I know that there has been alot of crap going on between my friends and some ppl that used to call themselves freinds. Well enough is enough. Ash you asked my husband why he deleted you well let me tell you why, because you are bitter and consumed by hatred and he has no time for that kind of crap. You talk nothing but trash and blame other people for your mistakes. The grown up thing to do would be to admit your wrong and that you had a place in it to and leave it at that. This cannot continue and i will not be party to it anymore. I have enough things to worry about without all your rantings and bitching. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IT IS TIME TO END THIS AND BEHAVE LIKE WE ARE MATURE ADULTS. Cora you need to stop putting my stuff on your blogs I will report you for it and have your accout deleted.
Please Help!
I Am There
I Am There Do you need me? I am there. You cannot see me, yet, I am the light you see by. You cannot hear Me, yet, I speak through your voice. You cannot feel Me, yet, I am the power at work through your hands. I am at work, though you do not understand my ways. I am at work, though you do not recognize my works. I am not strange visions. I am no mystery. Only in absolute stillness, beyond self, can you know Me as I am ~ then but as a feeling and as a faith. Yet, I am here. Yet, I hear. Yet, I answer. When you need Me, I am there. Even if you deny Me I am there. Even in your fears, I am there. Even in your pain, I am there. I am there when you pray and when you do not pray. I am in you and you are in Me. Only in your mind can you feel separate from Me, for only in your mind are the myths of "yours" and "mine." Yet only in your mind can you know Me and experience Me. Empty your heart of empty fears. When you get yourself out of the way, I am there. You can of yourself do nothing, but
Dads Dating Rules.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place
It´s Only Human;-))
On The Lighter Side...
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton------ Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house war
Huh Huh Humbug
Beavis And Butthead - CHRISTMAS Special Christmas With Beavis &Add to My Profile | More Videos
Good gawd . I went thru my Entire Self Pic album .. fixed the NSFW labels .. updated the LAST one . and the freakin thing says .. Im sorry you cant use a NSFW pic as your primary .. WTH its my Face damnit . Arghhhh . has this happened to anyone else ??
Pass It On
90# on the telephone >PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW > >I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying >himself as an AT&T Service technician who was conducting a test on >telephone lines. He stated that to complete the test I should touch nine >(9), zero (0), the pound sign (#), and then hang up. >Luckily, I was suspicious and refused. > >Upon contacting the telephone company, I was informed that by pushing >90#, you give the requesting individual full access to your telephone >line, which enables them to place long distance calls billed to your >home phone number. >I was further informed that this scam has been originating from many >local jails/prisons. I have also verified this information with UCB >Telecom, Pacific Bell, MCI, Bell Atlantic and GTE. Please beware. > >DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. > >The GTE Security Department requested that I share this information with >EVERYONE I KNOW. >PLEASE pass this on to everyone YOU know. >If you
Modern Consumerism
Not to put a damper on things... but the whole concept of cherrytap is pretty disturbing to me. Firstly, the whole concept of paying to have your profile viewed. It seems to me to be pure vanity... a waste. If one were able to create content that were actually viewable, then one would turn a profit on it, not pay for it. We are people, not products to be sold--like dirty whores. Anyway, I digress. until later
Why I Would Go 2 Jail
Carie will go to jail for ... Sunbathing naked without sunscreen 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Bored This Morning
Clearly I was very bored this morning... so there's a bunch of new pics. They're all of me before I hauled my ass out of bed. They're not nudes or anything, but Maddox prolly ain't gonna be into them. ;) Rate em if that's your thing... I'd appreciate it!
Passion Storm
She lay back into the chair as she could hear the door opening and closing behind her. His soft foot prints push against the floorboards making them groan slightly The atmosphere in the room was dark and mysterious. The wind howled outside and from an open window flew a breeze chilling her. Or was it the person coming up behind her, she felt unusual. Was it the cold of the breeze, invisibly penetrating the fabric of her cloths, or was it the mans intentions towards her as she felt his attraction like a thundering train slowly moving towards her. She shuddered slightly as his hands rested on her shoulders and his fingertips brushed slightly against the side of her neck. His large mass began to move slowly behind her as he lowered himself and crouched down behind her. as she sat on the chair facing away from him out of the window. The wind was howling outside and a clap of thunder illuminated the sky for one loud moment and all was quiet once more, save for the howling wind She
Day From Hell
Hell started at about midnight. I usually love December. Argument, me leaving, crying all night. I'm a stupid girl. I didn't get enough sleep. I nearly got into a car accident. I braced myself so hard for impact that I had a splitting headache for three hours. I took my car in for the stereo at 3 after not finding any of the right gifts I was looking for. They said it would take until 5 to be done. I walk around. Work calls me. Jessica is sick and the TWO keyholders I have there are refusing to stay. I can't go anywhere, Best Buy has my car. I lie and say it's being "worked on". They call and call. I lie and say I can't get there until 7 at least. Fuck. I sat on a bench and cried. I was woozy from not being able to eat all day. Some girl found me and bought me juice and talked to me for two hours while they finished my car. I come home and find out someone Puerto Rican mami -impress me, read my profile@ CherryTAP is using MY graphic of ME to thank peop
Question For All My Friends
Should I open up all my pics so that anyone, not just family, can see them?
Your eyes shine so bright I think about them all day And dream about them at night Your smile makes me weak at the knees It makes me want to move mountains And sail the seas Your kiss drags me romanticlly deep Your lips are pure gold Nothing at all cheap You've invaded my heart And left some magic in my soul You've taken up the empty space Filled that vacant hole You're completly perfect to me I wouldn't change a thing Just let you be I want to be held by you Hugged Trustes And loved too You are everything impossibly Perfect You're perfect Baby Perfect to me
Getting Smaller
shew, since i have had my gastic bypass surgery done, I have gone from 318 pounds to 246 pounds in just 3 months. Im so happy i had it done. Im down from size 28/30 to a size 20 im so happy, I can't wait to buy all the sexy outfits.. and drive you guys crazy on here.. lmao jk any ways thanks to all of u that care. wild spirit.
Diet Dr. Pepper
I just saw the new diet Dr. Pepper commercial and it invites you to "get buried in cream". That sounds so would make a good name for a porn flick though......
Call Me A Slut All Night
This is a fun way to find out when your friend's birthdays are... :) Choose your birth month and day to get the subject of your bulletin post! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-because i am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-whil
Christmas Tag
hey y'all help my friend out in the christmas tag contest bomb her pic with comments show some love please
Men (ladies You'll Love This One)
Enjoy! > > > > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to > > wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into > > the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I > > use on the washing machine?" > > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your > > shirt?" > > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." > > > > And they say blondes are dumb... > > > > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going > > to make you the happiest woman in the world." The > > woman replies, "I'll miss you.." > > > > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says > > as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you > > think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn > > like this?" > > > > "Probably that I married you for your money," she > > replied. > > > > > > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, > > sensitive man? > > A: A rumor > > > > A PRAYER.... > > > > Dear Lord, > > I pray for Wisdom
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
Where Anything Can Be
When you’re dreaming of me Don’t believe the images you see I am the ultimate fantasy Where truths try to hide the lies Show me the way if you can Of where we can hold hands I can’t feeeeeeeeeeeel It’s so hard for meeeeeee Treating the reality around me As if it were the fantasy An anchor A love beholden Of winged in flight butterflies Travelling the rays of moonlight You are to me The things that keep me sane In a world that makes no sense Where clouds can cry Hooooooooooooold meeeeeeeeeeee Please Just hold me Be for me, what I need to be And I’ll show you dreaming fantasy Where anything can be
The Real Jiminy Cricket Please Stand Up
Titus 1:15 “Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.” Have you ever heard someone say, “Let your conscience be your guide?” Well, that is not always the best saying because a conscience can be defiled. I heard that a Christian American Indian said this about our conscience: “In my heart there is an arrowhead with three points to it. If I do wrong, the arrowhead turns, and cuts me. If I do wrong too much, I wear out the points and it doesn’t hurt me quite so much. But when the pain is gone, watch out!” A person can be numb or blinded to what he has done, thereby making him oblivious to his wrongdoing. You can only let your conscience be your guide, when God guides your conscience. Live today knowing that the eyes of the Lord are upon you. At the end of the day, ask yourself, “Did I find grace in the eyes of the Lord by the way I talked, the things I did, and
i saw you dance once twice it was poetry in motion you were everything i wanted to be you were perfect my how the tables have turned rows of black sit and weep the dance progresses none see it we remember you we remember your smile your laughter gorgeous innocent beautiful like your dance eternal like your memory i saw you dance once twice
I was all right for a while I could smile for a while But I saw you last night You held my hand so tight As you stopped to say hello Aw, you wished me well You couldn`t tell That I`d been crying over you Crying over you Then you said, so long Left me standing all alone Alone and crying Crying, crying, crying It`s hard to understand But the touch of your hand Can start me crying I thought that I was over you But it`s true, so true I love you even more Than I did before But darling, what can I do For you don`t love me And I`ll always be Crying over you, crying over you Yes, now you`re gone And from this moment on I`ll be crying, crying, crying, crying Yeah, crying, crying, over you
Not A Joke This Time
Well, we THOUGHT we were out of heating oil for the past 3 weeks, but it turns out we had 60 gallons, I had rapped on the tank and it sounded empty. So we got a full tank now, but still no heat till about 11 tomorrow when the heater repair guy who was already scheduled to show up anyway comes to check our whole system and rebuild the firing chamber. By the time he leaves we're guarenteed to have heat. It's been getting down to 8-9 degrees at night and we still have snow on the ground. My roommate got money back today, since the tank only took 45 gallons, and she'd prepaid for 100, she got $140 back and went christmas shopping. So now we have christmas lights up around my two new front windows and she bought a fake tree and ornaments. The tree came with it's own lights. So now it kinda looks like christmas around here. Today christmas lights, tomorrow, HEAT. And today I found out that within a week or two I will have $4000 AND I also got notified that the class action suit
Slippin By Dmx
Makes Me Hungry!
The Chinese Newlyweds A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have heard about ..numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...chicken wiff broccori?
Why when someone asks for you to look at something and you tell them what you htink they complain casue its not what they wanted to hear.
So like if your using IE some of our profiles look like ass!! GET FIREFOX and look at them kthx..
Candida, I Still Remember (poem)
This was the first poem I wrote about a year and half ago. I still remember Our first summer together The warm days We hoped would last forever That evening when it rained You were cold and shivered Looked at me through eyes of blue That sparkled like the sun on a river I pray to forget Though I still remember Our first Christmas together When we watched the snow that December You were so precious to me You could never be replaced I still remember your smile, The beauty of your face The softness of you skin, sweetness of your kiss During the times I held you close I’m left with a stem of thorns Now that you’ve wilted, my rose Sometimes, I still expect you to walk through the door When I hear a creak, and it opens Just the wind, nothing less, nothing more They say time heals all wounds But, it’s not my life they lead You’re loss cut deep To this day, I still bleed It’s been so long since you were here Could it be the same lifetime? Wh
Fucked Up
Life is so fucked up! Why do people insist upon lying and being cheap nasty bastards? I don't get how people can lie to your face and then turn around and pretend that it never happened and that you are the one with the fucked up fucking problem! It pisses me off royally! I can't believe my yahoo messenger is down right now. Apparently they are working on it. wtf! I am so bored right now! When will the silence break?
When A Woman Cries
When a woman cries she can wash your world away When storms fill her eyes You never know just what to say Don't say a word Don't say anything She don't need your truth or lies Just hold her close And love her When A woman cries When A Woman cries There is no sadder song So you apologize Even if you Don't know what You've done wrong But if you really Want to make her happy To stop her sobbing And her sighs Just hold her close And love her When a Woman cries Now don't waste your Time thinking About the right Thing to say Just put your arms Around her Til the Clouds Roll away When a woman cries She can tear your Dreams apart When storms fill her eyes It can break a man's heart If you find that You are crying too Don't let it come As no surprise Just hold her close And love her When Your woman Cries.
~in The Dark~
There are times when I'm inconsolable when the world around me becomes too much and my demons come out to feast on me again There are times when I'm hopeless when I'm too lost to return home and I don't need your comforting touch I just need to be left alone to sit quietly in the dark Don't offer me a friendly hand nor a tender embrace of love Just let me surround myself with shadows and let my troubles eat me whole Don't try to save me when I can't be saved and keep your tender words for another day a day when the tides of my heart have changed and my soul flows the other way But until that time remember that I love you and that you're still the keeper of my heart but for the moment love is not my friend and your tender touch and sweetest smile are like poison to my aching soul So let me be Let me sit alone in the dark Let me find comfort in forgotten lusts Let me bandage my heart with solitude and dry my tears with time I know that you understand and
Plz Comment Bomb Me!
plz comment bomb me i am not able to no more i reached my limit for my level! so i need some help. thanks maria click on my pic!
The Sea
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Endless Passion
Endless Passion The soothing sound of your heartbeat, each moment you are near. The sound of your breathing, whispers softly, to my soul so deeply. Gladness fills to total abandonment, in the joy of blissful feelings, Endless passion... on the verge of explosion. With every ounce within me, I give all I am to you, and so much more. I will always belong to you... Now and forever.
The Flu Sux
Damn I hate being sick & even a simple flu bug gets me down. Nothing like a warm body to keep me feeling better but since the bash at the club the nite before last, nobody's been around. Not that I'm really up for anything right now, other than the ministrations of an Earth mother right about now anyway. C'est la vie!
Yanno Guys...
Ok I see its time for the weekly reminder... I am starting a list. You ask for privates or to see em you make the list! LAST TIME This is CherryTAP This is ME There is my HMMM folder! I HAVE NO NAKED PICS ANY QUESTIONS? Reposting this: Hello Newer Friendly type people. Heres a few things you should know about me. I am 30 years old. I have four children. I DO NOT HAVE ANY DAMN NAKED PICS SO FFS PLEASE QUIT ASKING! I joined this site for FRIENDS not to partake in the Meat Factory that some ppl think this place is. I have been here nearly six months and in the last 2 months I have gotten the private pics question at least 5 times a day. MY "PRIVATE" folder is an animated avatar that I upped for my friend Krista. It is Private because I dont want points for her pic. Now If you would like to be a person I want to talk to and associate with on a regular basis treat me as a lady and not your one way ticket to boobs and ass. I am a good girl. I dont put up anything I wou
Hospital Food Sux
Monday morning I found myself in the hospital with some nasty chest pains. Yup they thought I had either had a heart attack or some severe angina abut to lead to that conclusion. I spent all week going back and forth between the Peter Lougheed Center hospital and the Foothills hospital. I never spent so much time in an ambulance in my entire life. a grand total of 9 trips in 6 days. Thank God for Socialized medicine ::whew:: they did thallium tests and stress tests finally doing an angiogram.. that was interesting. They pierced an artery in my right arm and pushed a snakelike tube down my arm and into my heart. Then dye was injected and my entire body flushed hot for a few seconds as my heart pumped the dye through my entire circulatory system. All tduring this I was awake and watching the action in good old black and white. It's interesting to see your own heart beating and pumping blood and dye through your body. After taking a few pics of my heart, and a video they told me
My New Soundtrack To Life
N.F.B. by Anthrax We fell in love at first sight I can't explain the feelings When i first saw you We were so so happy A life of love sweet honey child You'll always be mine But then i played the fool I never meant to hurt you Or sleep with all your friends We reconciled we found ourselves Our love was meant to be Oh baby can't you see You left me standing in the mud Crying to myself A heart so full of pain But we fell in love again This time forever True love prevails over all She got hit by a truck -Robert
I fall asleep in this world, dreaming these dreams, hope, realization, something other. Perhaps these are dreams of love, loss, forgetfulness, empty of content. Perhaps these are dreams of wanting, more, a collection of what I think I need. Perhaps these dreams are nothing, just dreams, and finally I am asleep.
Decorating the tree, with stringed, ripped out fingernails This year everyone’s getting fistfuls of my ripped out hair Leaving Santa regurgitated eggnog and cookies I’M GONNA BLEED ALL OVER THE FUCKING TURKEY Get piss drunk and bitch around, just to anger my family And talk enough shit to make my dad punch me in the mouth Swerve the car off the road, and maybe mow down a hitchhiker Grabbing cats by the necks and throwing them at the tree IT STINKS IN HERE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLASTIC TREE? So fucking sick of Christian calendar slavery After grace I’m jumping on the table And screaming Happy Halloween
Worth It
True Colors
I haven't posted lyrics to my songs in a while... the three that I just posted.. I felt an absolute need to include lyrics.. Go to my page..and enjoy!! True Cyndi Lauper You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged Oh I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all And the darkness inside you Can make you feel so small But I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow Show me a smile then, Don't be unhappy, can't remember When I last saw you laughing If this world makes you crazy And you've taken all you can bear You call me up Because you know I'll be there And I'll see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow
I Cant Belive This
I Cant Belive this I cant belive you did this to me.IM stupied for beliving all that shit youve said about me. I wish i can go back and never like him because all he did was play with my heart.So aguss you had fun playen me like a fool and breaking this girls heart.but now i really dont want to know if you are going out with my ex best friend both of you are wrong i hope you know how bad both of you guys have hurt
One Nite Stand
One Nite Stand Look what we did In our blind insanity We didn't... did we? I didn't know What would come of This ordeal I can't believe Any of this at all I have to go One kiss Goodbye You're still asleep... Goodbye, I had fun, Don't Forget Me...
December 11, 2006
This site rocks! I want to wish everyone a merry christmas, happy hanukkah (sp), happy new year! Thank you all sooo much for the love shown, for being fans, for the gifts, picture ratings! You guys are awesome! God bless! Debbie P.S. Stop by and say hi! Keep showing the love!
New To Site
hey everyone i am new here so help me out
Sleepy Time
MySpace Comments Graphics Good Night - Sweet Dreams!
Thanks Ya'll!!
Thank you to all of you that sent me comments and gifts for my Birthday!!! It means alot that my online friends take time to make my special day even more special. Hugs, kisses and humpies to you all!!!!
Ok This Is Me To A Tee Lol
You Should Have Been Born Under: Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny. You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective. Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished. You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life. You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
Last Night Dream
Last night I had a dream Full of lust and cream. Your touch of desire, had my p*ssy on fire. Your throbbing hard c*ck, had my thighs in a lock. With our bodies as one, Your member, a loaded gun. My fingers run through your hair, you whisper, "take me,if you dare". "Oh baby, we've not yet begun", "now sit back, relax, and enjoy the fun". With both hands on your d*ck, It's now my candy, I want to l*ck. I s*ck you up, down, and all around. Listening to the moaning of your every sound. Slidingup to your face, Our hearts beat in rhythmatic pace. As your tongue slips inside, you're in for one h*ll of a ride. Twitching and squirming, my n*pples are firming. Rolling me over onto my back, brushing my body against your s*ck. The time has now come, "Oh baby, make me c*m!" Dripping in sweat, now our toungues, they have met. Pushing your way in, A place you've once been. With my p*ussy so wet and tight, the feelings, oh so right. Pounding harder and fast, to b
Not For Love
Explanations for the 'that' that Hall & Oates won't go for and that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love. -Dress as a 19th century railroad tycoon (Specifically Leland Stanford). -Put down incorrect U.S. Census information. -Sculpt in Velveeta cheese food product. -Tape over any of their collection of 'Blossom' on VHS. -Miss a chance to see Cats live. -Give foot massage. ...... (From my Livejournal)
Excuses for cannibalism -Trapped on elevator for more then 4 hours. -Sale on Carl Buddig thin sliced lunch meat ended. -Accidentally spilled barbque sauce on friend at cook out. -Confused by cow costume on Halloween. -Couldn't resist bacon smell coming off of sunbathing neighbor. -Hand in jar at lab was 'just sitting there unused'. -Told them to turn the damn music down. ....... (Again, from my livejournal)
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If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, YOU'RE THE FAMILY DOG
Trading Yesterday
About this piece: This was made for a member of the GCNaptown messageboard. Until Next Time... "Live, Laugh, Love, and Represent"
Those who imagine that the world is against them have generally conspired to make it true. - Sydney J. Harris
Light A Candle To Help Aids Patients
Bristol-Myers Squibb is donating a dollar to AIDS every time someone goes to their website and moves the match to the candle and lights it. It only takes a second and is for an excellent cause. Be sure to pass this message on.
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. - Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. - Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots or your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and so
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The Smell Of Arcrid Smoke And Horses Breath
Youll take my life but Ill take yours too Youll fire you musket but Ill run you through So when your waiting for the next attack Youd better stand theres no turning back The bugle sounds as the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of arcrid smoke and horses breath As you plunge into a certain death The horse he sweats with fear we break to run The mighty roar of the russian guns And as we race towards the human wall The screams of pain as my comrades fall We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the russians fire another round We get so near yet so far away We wont live to fight another day We get so close near enough to fight When a russian gets me in his sights He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A burst of rounds take my horse below And as I lay there gazing at the sky My bodys numb and my throat is dry And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a tear I draw my parting groan
His Eyes Are Ablaze See The Madman In His Gaze
As the sun breaks above the ground An old man stands on the hill As the ground warms to the first rays of light A birdsong shatters the still His eyes are ablaze See the madman in his gaze Fly on your way like an eagle Fly as high as the sun On your wings like an eagle Fly and touch the sun Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears Look the old man in his eyes As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd In the name of God my father I fly His eyes seem so glazed As he flies on the wings of a dream Now he knows his father betrayed Now his wings burn to ashes to ashes his grave Fly on your way like an eagle Fly as high as the sun On your wings like an eagle Fly and touch the sun
New To Cherry Tap
ok ill be working on my page soon. untill then hold tight.
My Boyfriend
So Hanukkah starts tomorrow at sundown and last night I while attempting to get a hint about what Frank got me I was informed that he hasn't bought me anything...hrm. Now he wanted to put a JBL sound system in my car which is super cool, but more a gift for him then for me. Plus it would have been free! Maybe I want a gift that is just for me! What is it with guys and buying gifts that are actually gifts for them? I don't want a sound system, I don't want anything for my car at all, I don't want a new tv, and I certainly did not want new couches!! I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY! or of course my damn NINTENDO Wii! Is there anything wrong with that? I don't think I'm being selfish I give him gift certificate to buy tools in stuff. That in no way benefits me. However Frank seems to think that putting a free system in my car is an appropriate gift...uhh no. Just like you didn't need to put rims on my car, again free. Do I not deserve something nice? Something just for me. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
My 1st Mum
My 1st mum went well, thank you all. The choice, was having fruitcake or 1 month old Eggnog. Eggnog won, that tell you just how fucked up fruitcake is!
Daffodil Principle
The Daffodil Principle Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead. "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's just a f
To my my friends family and fans.. i wont be on much tomorrow because my 2 yr old daughter has problems with her ears and she had alot of ear infections in the the past, so tomorrow her dr. will put another set of ear tubes in her ears and remove her adnoids ttul take care love allways Gloria
Finals Over
Yeah Yeah!!!!!!!!! I took my last final today for this semester.. I am counting on my much needed and well deserved christmas break......I just feel happy and wanted to share the joy. Persha

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