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I long to be free of this It hurts to me near this Why can't I get away from this? Help me get rid of this Inside I burn with cold fire Inside flames like a pyre Icy blue and cold Inside I feel so old Cold and numb I sit Why can't I end this Fear and pain hold me Death or love are all I see I'm sinking into this Pull me out of this The stone drags me down here I'm afraid i'm going to drown here My soul screams to heaven My body pulled to hell I reach for something I feel for nothing
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Did you think you were worth it? Were you expecting me to give you my time? You were nothing but a free toy Played with and thrown out I've played with so many Discarded so much Given up all that could have made me whole I don't deserve the rewards To make myself feel I must make you all sting I write and bleed, die and need Love is something to fear I won't fear it anymore To have is to hold Keep it all away I'm the one you want You'll never have me
World Coming Down: Inside The End
I can smell what you are, innocence I can hear what you will become, tainted Why does this have to come to pass now? It makes me sick to see you fallen down I saw you get behind me, to protect me? I felt your boot smash my spine, why? I've been crippled by those I loved I've been erased by the visions I saw What brought us back to this point here? I can't see anymore, down in this hole I'm sick of emotion, I cut the nerves No feeling now, numb inside and out I'm starting to see the end to my beginnings Thunder roars in my ears, deafening me I'm blinded by what I cannot see, you It twists me inside, I'm starting to like it "It's My World, You Will Fall Here"
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Dancing Sitting here watching raindrops on my window Drifting away, lost in space and time Only a few know and can enter this place Thunder and lightning a backdrop to my private world Eerie shadows created by lightning Dance to the roar of thunder This place of magic, this place of freedom The child slowly emerges afraid to be seen For a moment in time, she forget her fears She begins to dance and run in merriment Her giggles echo like tinkling bells upon the wind Soaring to exhilarated heights with total abandonment She relishes these unknown feelings Something she’s craved but never found Suddenly the fears crash into her, throwing her back Uncontrollable tears as she convulses in pain Running back into the shadows to the safety of the darkness She hides in her little corner xxx xxxxx Copyright ©2008 xxx xxxxx
Full Circle
Full Circle As the circle slowly turns, Fear of the unknown engulfs you. What is this path you have stumbled onto? Excitement and wonder quickens your step. Deep warmth encompasses you. Joy and amazement consume every waking hour. But slowly the light begins to fade, A chill overcomes the warmth. Wonderment and awe turn into sadness and loss. Fear and nervousness once again engulf you, As love turns the full circle xxx x xxxxx Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
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You Can Rise Above Reality.
Your Daily Motivation – You Can Rise Above Reality. Thursday January 29, 2009 YOU CAN RISE ABOVE REALITY. Courage is the power to face your difficulties. It comes from the reserves of your mind that are more powerful than any of your outside circumstances. When you recognize that you are bigger than your problems, you gain the courage necessary to overcome anything. Your obstacles will look large or small to you according to whether you are large or small. Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. It gives you the ability to rise above reality. You are more important than any of your problems. Copyright 2008 Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the rest of your organs. You should do what you can to protect and nurture your skin because your skin protect
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Spread your eyes to see clearly the reality to make this real. Let focus go from your deceiving eyes to know whats be conceived. Toxic engaged into the memory of rational systematic denial of the crystal light. Fist full of Novocain. Relapse controlled by the output. Cut your eyes out to see clearly, the reality to make this real. To see the hidden word, we've all been blinded, subjects of a sacred world, to see the fine grain. Void of life in illusion filtered to this frail substance. Take the first out, examined systematic one thing at a time. The harder you pull, the tighter the cord becomes. Except the initial verse and let the pain go. Let this become reality, oh what a fool you have been. Misinformation in translation, the context in the index slipping through the hands of only a human mistake. Settle in the completion of this disintegration. Ruin in the collapse. In the valley of light there is dust, in the depths of the shadow, there is light. Squint your eyes to see clearly, t
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The Time For Action Is Today.
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Humor At My Expense
Have you ever had one of those days where no matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to keep your eyeballs open? Well, that’s the kind of day I’m having. So, in an effort to not become one with my keyboard at work, I’m listening to live Metallica. The Chicago January 27th show to be exact. The show where the a$$hole not only fell on my head but later proceeded to kick me in it. Ah…drunk *&!#(@ that think you wanna hold them up as they body surf. Anyhoo…so I’m thrashing about my lil’ cube here when I suddenly burst out laughing. No, my last good nerve didn’t finally snap. I had been trying to remember what song was playing when my head got thudded. Yeah…it was BROKEN BEATEN & SCARRED! Ahhhh...only me, I swear!
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My Mind
My mind is a fountain full of knowledgeable words pouring out on the imagination of life. Flowing out to all imaginative minds causing pleasure and inevitable strife. These words float out onto the world like a bottle floating out on a sea of searching souls. Looking for that one like mind to read a message and set itself to new goals. As these words pour from my mind, body and soul on down to my willing fingertips. Placing my thoughts into the minds of their beholder sending them on a journey of imaginary trips. These words are brought about on the knowledge I hold coming to life with every pen stroke. As I write these words down invoking new life looking for like minds to provoke. Seducing your mind as the unsuspecting voyeur, bringing about a variety of sensations. Set forth to awaken senses within a soul with every temptation. I write these words with every birth of thought that comes to me. For I am a poet and my words breath life into dead sheets of paper to inspi
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Long Time..?
I used to frequent #philosophy on dalnet in IRC a while back, and today out of boredom decided to join again. Reading through my logs I realized there is a lot of good stuff in there! So I decided to blog it. Here is an excerpt from today :) Session Start: Tue Feb 17 12:19:07 2009 Session Ident: #philosophy * Now talking in #philosophy * Topic is 'Seven signs of current evolution:' * Set by hughw on Thu Feb 12 18:48:01 #philosophy url is !topic -The_Oracle- Welcome to #Philosophy. Visit our website at Topic: What is time? - man.. I haven't been in this room since... * Aeloi checks logs hi sep of '07.. how did I go all of '08 without any #philosophy chit-chat? * Aeloi sighs heavilly 2008 was a dark age for me apparently measurement of time depends on change didn't we discuss
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Ok. Here is my skinny on my situation with Sinfest: When we started Sinfest our goal was to provide Houston with an alternative to the DareWare events. We felt they were not friendly enough to the true community -- opting instead to go with the glamourous Stand And Model crowd. [Which - to be fair - are their friends] With HPEP unable to produce the annual ball, we knew we could offer a party that would be similar but not the same. Something more truly community driven and inspired than DW, but without all the community participation/support of a committee. It has yet to be truly profitable for us. Doing an event where you generally need a commitee due to the size of the venture with just two women is HARD. It took up so much of my time and had very little return. The first year I made $700 profit but we only worked on it for about four months. The second year it was less than $1000 and I worked dilligently for over a year on it. It means I worked for less than a dollar a day
The Composition Of A Kiss
Lately, I have been waking up with words or bits of phrases in my mind. "What is in a kiss?" is the operative result of this afternoon's accidental nap. Title:The Composition of a Kiss Written: 11/28/07 Style: Prose What is in a kiss? What parts are there that compose one? Pray tell, good sir, so that I may know... Is it a mix of passion and lust, or perhaps love? Is it fierce or gentle, soft or strong? Pray tell, good sir, so that I may know... Is it a thing you give away, or something you take? Is it shared with all the fairest, or a secret kept for two? Pray tell, good sir, so that I may know... Does doing it, feeling it, lips upon lips, carry you to heaven? Is being without it a torment, the cruelest type of torture? Pray tell, good sir, so that I may know... I yearn to hear of it, so that I may imagine what it would be like to kiss you, And so that I might understand why it is you will not kiss me... Pray tell, good sir, so that I may know...
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Pride Is A Lonely Blanket (when We Speak)
We can't seem to sleep With a heart so over-rested We see stars Long live the start of the moment That lasts when we hold it We can't seem to speak With a tongue So roped...and twisted We are part of the moment That lasts when we hold it When we speak but our words Won't let us say so And we wished we'd let it all show We started falling apart at the heart We will be broken until the end We can't even breathe With lungs So black and deflated Goodbye To all of the moments that die when we forget
The Place Of Refuge
THE PLACE OF REFUGELying wide awake... then.... my inner eye shuts....Drifting far away..... to where the razor cuts...Wilting within here there's no feeling..Then my day begins .....but strangly I can feel the end....End to this fu*ked up world... world that we live in...Where people are so caught up within themselves time for no one else..Frozen Spirits we have become....We have entered into that place of no return......Where the darkness... has become our light.. and nothing else matters ...when we're inside... We're seeking that place of refuge...where numbness has become our friend... Cold within but its our freedom.....Together we can be one in unity..Just you and our darkened place where our souls are free... Letting go of what all the world has given....Misconceptions, illusions and lies to why we're living.....Telling us we're of the seed of an enemy.... When not realizing without us they could not see...Falling short of what life has promised to give
The Shade...
I've tried to make it through each day There's something in my way All the broken pieces you left behind for me I've cut myself so much on these shards Take all this away from me I'm the hollow shell deflated by your teeth I hid for so long in the room Tried to put my pain away I've met with resistance Tired of banging my head on the walls I've built I lit a candle to see Snuffed it when I burned my hands Stumble around through my wasteland I take my pills to kill my pain Drink liquid fire to ease my mind So damned tired of looking for salvation The only one who can save me is myself I gave up trying a lifetime ago You all should do the same Don't dare to touch me Lay hands on me and leave with a scar Better than you have tried to bring me up They all left with broken hopes I think I'll stay the shade...
Un Burden
un burden your self un to me, let me carry the baggage you have. let me walk through the sea of faceless people. can you let me care? un burden your self un to me, let me run away with your problems let me remove the ribons which bound you here. can you let me care? un burden your self un to me, let me shade you from HATE the you know. let me protect you for the big bad world. can you let me care? i un burden myself un to you, can i show how i juggel two lives? can i let you in to this emotional mind? will you let me share? i un burden myself un to you. if i show how i feel will you care? if i give you the key to my soul will you keep it? will you take me there? i un burden myself un to you. can you manage my baggage as well as your own? can you keep what is shown to you locke deep in YOUR SOUL? do i even dare to share ?
My Dream
This night I had a dream A dream about you I tight you up on the bed And we could feel the steam You had to surrender Let me lead Making my way down Hearing your breath Breathing become screaming you let me in You whisper in my ear Whispering the words I wanna hear We move faster and faster No notice of the world around us One last scream I wake up... I love those dreams
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Somehow between watching children, buying cars and preparing my household for immanent broke-dom, we managed to fit in a couple of trips to the Bull. To dance, laugh and shoot a few rounds of pool. I have only found the time, once this week, to write. And I snuck it too. My house has been crazy, but happy. Filled with family, food and laughter. Messes, belated valentines and not enough down time. In the twelve days that we have had guests, my house was turned up side down. We had four dogs barking, runnng and pooping. Four kids hopping and yelling and laughing. And three adults smiling..but bewildered by it all. I have known Melanie for god knows how many years, we met when we were twelve. Her children are mine, and vice versa. When we are both in the house, our children have two mammas. It seems she was here longer then 12 days, so much has happened. On the last day she was here, we took a long drive out to see my daddy, and her grandparents. There was grass,
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so i hear everytime a bell rings and angel gets its wings well i'd like to think everytime a balloon pops a clown dies just the thought of that makes me happy I do not fear alot of things but women with more hair on their lip than I have on mine and clowns I don't even really remember what caused the fear of clowns for me I remember Tim Curry from IT being the straw that broke the camels back though even the cheesy ass clown movie where they turn all the bodies into cotton candy cocoons scard the living shit out of me I don't know what it is but I clam up and stay as far as fuck away from a clown as i can and if it backs me into a corner it is fight time I was working karaoke at some bar one night and this guy comes in dressed as a clown one night because he did birthday parties and shit like that on the side for money and i guess he thought it would be cool to come to the bar and be all clowned up and he started walking my way I froze thank god susan stopped him in his tracks like
Where I Sat & Wept
I swallow the hurt ,once swallowed the soul in me and weakly bite the lips of pain that bit me where I scream an echo cracking these walls . From glass they are made & permanent to words a noise they make as they sharply kiss the ground rhyming like the tunes of my heart shattering around. Around that red river where I sat for long and wept the river where my tears & misery once fell & there been kept.. where the air chills the renewed tears on my cheeks crawling from brown eyes tired, lost in what to seek.. Now this river joins another & another until far from my sight they all merge rapidly toward That unseen.. How I wish for my tears to run just as far & farther just as far that I forget all that now seems to matter to forget all black memories & walls they've built the unbearable weights they threw & I have held.. How I wish my memory to forget and forget just as fast as the flow of the river changing the water of that past.. How I strongly bite still these
Laying There.....july 2002
July 2002 Laying there. When he took you from me I wanted to go with you They say everyone goes But why you? Why so young? If he can take you away from me, I can take myself, Take myself away from this demented life, Take myself away from all the bullshit in life, Take myself away from all this that which is a lie, And be with you again, So I lay here, With my arms to my side, Watching the brilliant color and shades of red, As it dances around my sides, Flowing free like how I am about to be, But will u be there waiting for me? Its too late now, I feel the coldness through my body, As I lay here shivering, Its too late.......... by: Malissa M. Watkins
Be My Baby
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Yes I'm Ready
To All My Friends On Fubar!
So here it is. I am going to be going through profiles in the next week and if you do not have a salute I will delete you but you are more than welcome to add me if you do post a salute
Going To The Chapel
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Regresa A Mi--il Divo..from My Lady Angelface
Regresa A Mi (Unbreak My Heart) - Il Divo
Happy St Patty's Day
**CHEERS**Just a cute St. Patty's Day Poem :)The Wearin' O' the Green Today is the day fer the wearin' o' the green.Today is the day when the little people are seen.Today is St. Patrick's Day, so if ye'r Irish me lad,Join the celebratin' fer the grandest time ta' be had.Ya' put yer hand up in the air, the other hand on your hip.Ya' tap yer toe, ya' tap yer heel, ya' bounce yer knee a wee bit.Ya' prance 'n dance around the room, n' circle one two three.The saints be praised, I must admit, ya' all look Irish ta' me.Much love to you and may you have some Good Luck today, Yours Truely, Radiant Gloom
Who Are You?
You Are Investigative You don't let anyone sway your view without a sound argument. You have an investigative characteristic and you constantly ask questions. You may want to major in Engineering, Information Technology, or in any of the Sciences. You want to be a Biochemist, Engineer, or Information Scientist. Who Are You? MySpace Quizzes at
Child Abuse
A very close friend of mine told me last night of a situation where a child lost their life because of the daddys being a fucking bastard. I won't disclose names I want those who suffered to find peace. This rant is for the cock suckers who i hope i get to run into in hell. If this rant offends someone they can fucking leave and jump off a fucking cliff. It plan and simply strikes a nerve when I hear some punk ass man or some ass taking cunt end the life of a child because their life is a fucking waste. I highly suggest we institute a law that they get there fucking reproductive organs ripped the fuck out of them. Maybe we can clone Jack The Ripper for this mission. All my life i have dated women that couldnt have children for one reason or another. So I took that as a sign that I may never have a child of my own. I came to terms with that a long time ago. So i have my nieces, nephews and children of friends that I can spoil. To me NOTHING beats the feeling of coming to a
Subject: Party In Alaska
Jack had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Jack, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'. 'Not a problem' says Jack. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks ag
I Am
The Way It Is
A poem about me. WAR War is like hell, After the bullet went through my chest, I felt the touch of death, Listening to bombs hitting the ground, Corpses hitting the surface beside me, I thought I was dying, Being dragged into a Hummby, Medics fixed me up, Back to the front I had to go, Watch my men run into minefields, Havoc, Horror, Pain is all I see around me, Soldiers and civilians fighting as one, Hand grenades flying in the air, I hated war but I was back for the 3rd time, Too many head shots to count, No hole big enough to put the bodies, No lake big enough to store the spilt blood, We ran out of places to put the wounded, Day after day, Night after night, The war raged on, The man who always fought beside me, He had enough, He put a bullet through his head, After two years, The last bullet was fired, The last bomb was dropped, The last civilian killed, I was the last man standing, Then I yelled out, War
Playing For Change: Song Around The World "stand By Me"
Evanescence "my Immortal"
Waiting For Tonight--j Lo
I'm Getting Really Tired Of Saying This
Look I don't know how many times I have to say this, but if you don't read my profile and say something besides "hi" in the friend request it's going to be denied. I personally don't care how big your tits are, how much skin you show in your primary photo, or who you are on this site, whether your a level 1 or a level 30, you are NO different then anybody else. I try and read profiles of people I plan on sending a request to, and I expect the same consideration in return. So from now on theres going to be a word on my profile that you MUST include in the friend request, if I don't see this word somewhere in the friend request, it will be denied. Thank you, please drive through.
Hannibal Rising My Immortal
Your Choice
"You are no one's slave, dog, slut, or sub until you give them that right. Only you can give it. No one can take or assume it without your permission." --Jack Rinella
The Rose
The rose is often used to show your affectionate love to that someone special in your life. The (R) in the word rose represents The radiance of beauty of the rose. For no flower can compare. For you are like the rose my love and compare to none. The (O) represents the outstanding depths of color of each petal of the rose. It's like the outstanding depths of color that sparkle in your beautiful eyes. The (S) represents the softness of each petal of the rose. For your lips are like the petals of a rose, soft and sweet to each kiss. The (E) represents the everlasting beauty of the rose, for the rose soon fades and dies. But the everlasting beauty of it stays in the eye of your mind forever for you are like the rose my love, for your beauty is everlasting neither fades nor dies in the eyes of the one that loves you. By:William Bean
A Friend
A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow. A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room. A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows. A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. In loving memory of Rusty.
Published Writer??
Okay so my interviews have been published, Popular Underground Magazine out of Chicago, but it's online and I didn't get paid. I emailed my Disturbed interview from last year and my recently transcribed DJ Skribble, which I formatted in the preferred article style with quotes thrown in to Military Times Magazine. Interesting enough, I received the email address from one of my interview subjects. Anyways, I received an email this morning from their senior staff writer. He is passing on my writing to the editor. So far so good! Hope everyone is having a great Monday.
Mar-7/8-09 Peasantvision
peasantvision Television channels you get without cable or satellite TV subscription. I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with my rabbit ears on peasantvision.
Mar-11-09 Bipodding
biPodding Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud; the other person takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving. They biPodded down the street; Jane had the left earpiece, Sarah the right.
I was watching tv while cleaning up my place, and it struck me how fast this society is going down. While people are griping about lack of morals, tv is infiltrated with garbage like Rock of Love, Girls Gone Wild, Real Housewives, Real Chance of Love, The Bachelor, etc. Its pathetic to watch those brainless excuses for human beings act like pathetic baboons at the zoo. And its not the producers' fault that they come out with that crap; its the general public that enjoys watching those fucktards. As I watched the previews for Girls Gone Wild, it was disgusting to see those barely adolescent skanks yap in ridiculously annoying voices about their bellybuttons. I am not chastising them because they are naked. I am definitely the last person to talk. The issue is their complete lack of brains. I would not call Venus of Milo a skanky bitch, or Madonna (the painting), or anyone else that wants to show off what they have while having at least half a brain. However, in this case, I
Please read the whole thing,,, You'll love it I am reminded that "God Works in Mysterious Ways" Tampons (A TRUE STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq . My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them from the ladies auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a female care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, he shares it with Marine X. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up t
If giving up is so easy, than why am I so hurt? I try to make things better, turns out i make them worse. I never thought I'd do this, only because i care a lot I'm gonna tell you that we are done and nothing can make me stop. I'm tired of all the lies you've told I'm tired of faking smiles I'm done for good this time theres no more "break up for a while"s If you know exactly what you put me through if you know the pain I'm in then why are you repeatedly doing this to me, I'm sick of giving in. Being with you, my biggest regret "I love you" your biggest lie. I'm not gonna act all depressed and moody 'cause guess what? i don't wanna die. i have things i wanna do in life, theres people i wanna see, places i wanna go i have in mind what i wanna be i may not be the smartest but I'm smarter, so much smarter than you loving you used to be a priority, Another thing i don't have to do i know it'll hurt me more, more and more each day but my heart is healing from the cu
Her Face
HER FACE Her face could launch a thousand ships, So I am at the port, To see the beauty that she is, And give my own report. I see the mystery in her eyes, And watch her silly grin, And just the way she moves her head, It leaves me in a spin. The way she walks, the way she talks, It leaves me mesmerized, And then the way she looks at me, It takes me by surprise. For somehow she has noticed me, I beckon to her call, I’d give her everything I have, I’d give my very all. I wonder why this wondrous thing, Would ever notice me, I’m nervous as I contemplate, Which makes me want to flee. But then I see her gentle side, And feel her loving touch, The way she pampers me with love, A thing I need so much. And now I’m living on the shore, As mighty ships sail past, And though her face could launch them all, I know our love will last. copyright jas 2007
My First And Last Auction !!! Going On Now.
Soo its times for my first auction!!   heres the link to it which has already started I think a couple hours ago.   all the fubucks if any that I win are going to Sugas spotlight fund cus I dont really do shit with them anywho.   so heres the link! take a peek atleast people:P   later days!
It's been a while since I've posted something that said I didn't have anything to say. Mainly cause I don't have anything to say about not having anything to say. Somehow I could see this becoming a vicious loop. I'm not going to put a lot of effort into this, as you can tell. I'm mainly typing now so I look busy at work. I get a new office soon. If I still have my job. I'm bored. I'm moving this weekend. You guys don't really care. So I'm gonna find friends who do! *sobs*
Ocean Of Love
Ocean of Love When one is in the ocean of love and can look into her eyes and see the sea of her soul then you have sailed the waters to her heart ~ After all it is her heart that steers the boat in the ocean of love. By Michael Dougherty
Have been texting a friend on  yahoo for just over a year... i have known him for many years.... a mutual attraction that was never spoken util a year ago.... He has had a crush on me for a very long time... and i knew that the first time i felt his body brush against mine! We have chatted online sexually for the last year and have done live cam only once with any intensity.... we have spoken often about for real... just life has been in the way... well life is moving out of the way!!!! MMMMM Lust... for REAL.... cant wait
The Last 2 Days
So, it feels like I'm going to be dead soon.  I'm sick as a dog, you see?  My temp has been spiking over 103...which is higher than you think seeing as how my normal body temp is 2 degrees lower than average.  I don't understand why they wouldn't do anything for this.  I mean, I understand the virus part of it can't be touched by any kind of antibiotic, but why have I been left in this world of hurt and pain?  This isn't a fun kind of hurt and pain...  No, this is the kind that has had me waking up crying and  crying out for someone to make this stop or begging to know why I hurt.  In any case, I must go now.  I'm going to hop in the shower in the hopes of bringing my temp down a bit, plus I need to be clean for the doc.  See y'all later...
My Mistake Im Sorry
  MY MISTAKE IM SORRYmade some very bad choices this weekend.I made some mistakes! and im sorry.i was so depressed and sad and confused about everything going on in my life right now that i just did it!im may seem like i have it good. and i know i do compared to alotta other people.but that doesnt mean that it doesnt hurtit hurts.i couldnt deal with my problems any other wayi couldnt run anywhere elsei should have thought about it before i did itbut i was just too sadi couldnt think.i did what i didand im sorry!im gonna regret what i did and id do anything to erase that nightbut i did what i did. i must face it. but people make mistakesi made a mistake and im sorry.i will live with iti'll live another day...facing my problems a different waycuz i have learned my lessonnext time i will think before i drinki'll talk to someone..i'll deal a different wayim sorryim sorry for putting you through that that nightim sorry for putting me through that that nightim sorry i made
Seasons Of Love
SEASONS OF LOVEEarly in the Autumn when the leaves are turning golden,And the frost is on the pumpkin and a chill is in the air,I will think about the Springtime when I once again will see you,And you’ll hold me to your bosom, or as close as you will dare.And I’ll dream about the passion we will share throughout the Summer,In the moonlight of the evenings on those warm and sultry nights,And as Summer turns to Autumn and the Autumn turns to Winter,You will hold me ever closer under dancing Northern Lights.In the Autumn and the Winter, in the Spring and in the Summer,I will love you now and ever, all my love will be for you,For in Spring I learned to love you and in Summer love did blossom,In the Autumn it was strengthened, so in Winter I’ll be true.copyright jas 2007
To Whom It Concerns
TO WHOM IT CONCERNSI've made my mistakesto go forward and make many moreI can't write any wrongsI could go into detailjust know that it doesn't mean anythingand if I were to see any of you tomorrowit would be a welcome experienceand perhaps one could clarify ...explain one's way out of confusionif you can think backthose reading this open letteranother jerk that was beside himselfnever short for words always entertaininga bit hazy never quite knew the wayyet was easier for him to follow instead of leadyeah it's me againwithout a plan just going along with lifeand wherever it leads melittle has changed over the yearstrying to take things into controlI can't complainyet still that perfectionistof which nothing will ever be rightor as it could beand though that appears to be a familiar themepart of the reason that you'd hate me nowit allows me to live with myselfnever truly apologeticnever one for the illusions and grandeur eitherI thought I'd comment on thingsthoughts that cross through
Sex Journal
For all you fu-perverts, I have a sex journal located at If you'd like to read my true, lengthly, and amazing adventures... let me know and I'll give you the info.     I'm so happy my husband is a sex god.  I couldn't ask for anything more :]
Stupid Fvcking Rent-a-cops
I met Fangbanger [Crystal] along with my ex [her bf] Dannie. I picked something up to steal, then ditched it... and the manager saw me pick it up... then found the packaging for it. I did not walk out of the store with ANYTHING.  They found all the merchandise intact in the store.  I was told that I was not going to get security called on me and the only punishment I was to have was not entering that store again. I walk out and security escorts me and my friends scoot off.  I get fucking arrested for nothing.  It's complete bullshit. I was so upset, I puked twice.   Now, I can't even go to the food court to buy my lunch.  I can only go to my store and my store alone. Fucking bullshit.   I'm so pissed.   :[   Bling would make me feel better though.
things right now are going ok an all...but threre is this one person that is tryen to fuck my life up an he is not going to cuz i know wht the word no means dont make ppl do wht you want them to cuz they say the word NO get use to no one wants you SAND NIGGER,,,,
Pomoting The Bar
Lets face it were all addicted to this site because we have fun, There will be other sites that will come and go but this is our home, As any other thing we love we will protect it and incourage others to come join the fubar site. We at Radio Storm have invented ways to make this task easier to build this place to the hilt, through clever advertizing and marketing schemes. Radio is a very powerful tool in ads reaching far beyond the relmes of comments and simple buy a block on some website ad lol. When implimenting these tools to do others a favor FOR FREE it was rejected, Why you ask? well lets bring it down to a simple anology is a hungry dog going to care what color the bowl is or is he gonna eat the food? he doesnt care how you got the food he cares about the fact the food is there so lets just eat??!!
Speeding Ticket
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.   She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
The Christmas Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Che
Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
 You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend." - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don't need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug  You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Saturday, June 10, 2006  random Current mood:  bored Trails twisted into darkness Paths lit by millions of pin pricks As it shoots out befor us With unseen ventures ahead And eyes upon the canopy That never guides but spys Lost on the road We can always hope But knowing ensures Believe and all works out that is the original post date
Why Not A Lust After Option
I think a lust after choice would be more fitting than a crush option
Werk Week F'sho
so yeah.....just finished workn coachella this weekend...and kik'd ass so th@s good..... not to mention Stagecoach comin up this weekend.... the kuntry music fest.,,, sew its gonna be a busy week.....and the best part is is th@ melissa n i r going to louisiana in may for like 3-4 days....then we're goin somewhere...we havnt decided yet...but it'll be fun.   ill put up all the pics next week...or after we get back from look forward to some awesome pics and some funnyass shizzle...   well....gotta run... its like early i  want to get the day started....   l8r fukrs.   RP
The Demon Whore
Only a fool would ever dare to tread on the den of scorpions while she is protecting her own. I scorpio woman is the worst one to piss off. Don't you all realize and see through the lies of the decietful one that has corrupted your minds into a sweltering pool of putrid maggot infested bloody guts? She has corrupted you all and turned you into lustful savage obedient souls that what for the day of wrathful judgement. This crosses I bear right know will be a crown of truimph when I am through getting my due justice against that slutuneous demon whore of satan. My day will come and when it does you will truely be seen for the gluttonous vial slut you are. You whore yourself amongst the beasts of Babylon and writh your sinful body in the pit of the sorrowful until they all start to feel your siren call. You shall be slain by the two-edged sword that I weld in my hand and be thrown back down into the deepest pits of hell while you shall rot and die a thousand deaths even worse then you can
Women's Ass Size
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY   There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world 
And In Between...
On a clear day I look to the west And see the beauty of a sunrise A new day dawning On a clear day I look to the east And see the beauty of a sunset The pink purple of a day gone by But what about in between Do we notice the warmth of the sun Falling in the day upon our face The gentleness of it all? Do we notice the coolness The stillness of the night And the beauty of the stars in the sky? Life's little blessings There to be enjoyed. Are you taking advantage of it?  
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Auction I'm In
i'm in an auction plz come rate and comment me
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New Pick Up Line...
"so you wanna come back to my moms house and watch my collection of scat porn?" the response should be something along the lines of fuck no you fucking creep... "so i take it you're not into that, how about you come back to my place and show me what you do like" :) it also weeds out the truly nasty freaks at the bar.. think i may try it out tonight... just saying
People And Places
I had great fun doing a TV interview for Sunrise TV3 New Zealand. They basically put me in the BEST spa in Auckland and sent a camera crew and presenter to conduct the interview during the treatments. All at 7am! The East Day Spa is by far the best spa I have ever seen in my life! The girls there started doing these awesome massages just as the bloke started asking questions. “So, Janey, what makes you funny?” I was melting slowly into the soft sofa all tucked up with warm blankets and having chocolate and rose oil painted into my face looked slightly racist but with a good smell. I could hardly speak! All I could do was moan, then we got foot and hand and head massages...I wanted to punch the presenter and lie there to enjoy the relaxing feelings. I have had the worst period of my life and needed the good vibes and therapy, not some TV bloke interrupting me constantly. He was lovely though and I am looking forward to seeing the show on DVD.Last night we did the 5 sta
Gangsta On The Outside Afith In The Inside
        Sorry I don’t got a hook for this Check check one   You got what you deserved it about time Imma take everything from you, youre baby mama shes mine,just kiddin you dudes better leap off the world is mine and imma take it with my dick im hung like lion so all you girls would want to run with this cat’,im a chink them shorties crazy they said “I know it’s only our first day but I want to feel you without the hat” naah get of my bed get  going you problyly got aids so get going and act dead imma take the world but what I ment by it was imma use my skills to spit and act like I got a little intelligence
Of Cosmic Truths - Love
Shall there be a single moment, Throughout the course of your short life, Where you can glimpse, however briefly, The measure of small wondrous truths? And, having seen such gleamings, Could you say, with blatant disregard
Another Attempt To Get People On Irc
K I'm only doing this oone more time. Since #fubar was fail because it was never full enough for people to stick around, go here. Go there immediately. There are people. Really. People. There are PEOPLE. Go there. Now. Go there. Go there. GO THERE AND GET ONTO IRC AND CHAT WITH ME DAMNIT, I CAN'T STAND THE F'ING SHOUTBOX. K? K.
The Best Night Of Monkey Sex I Ever Had!
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I'm Here!
Sorry I was gone for over 3 weeks but some morons screwed up the internet here and I've been going nutz w/o it. While I was gone 2 bad things happened too. 12 days ago the enemy hit us with some rockets. Nobody got hurt fortunately, but its still unnerving when they hit. Right before that I found out that my older brother, Gregory, died at age 62. I had not seen or spoken to him in over 10 years (his fault, not mine) and he was cremated by the time I was told he was dead. He was a nere-do-well, but I loved him anyway and I'll miss him always. I'm gonna get a tattoo for him when I go on leave in July. I don't have any and now getting one seems like a good thing to do. i hope someone here reads this and shows me they are happy I'm here again!
Songs Through The Years (1979 Top-100
1. My Sharona, The Knack2. Bad Girls, Donna Summer3. Le Freak, Chic4. Da Ya Think I'm Sexy, Rod Stewart5. Reunited, Peaches and Herb6. I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor7. Hot Stuff, Donna Summer8. Y.M.C.A., Village People9. Ring My Bell, Anita Ward10. Sad Eyes, Robert John11. Too Much Heaven, Bee Gees12. MacArthur Park, Donna Summer13. When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman, Dr. Hook14. Makin' It, David Naughton15. Fire, Pointer Sisters16. Tragedy, Bee Gees17. A Little More Love, Olivia Newton-John18. Heart Of Glass, Blondie19. What A Fool Believes, Doobie Brothers20. Good Times, Chic21. You Don't Bring Me Flowers, Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond22. Knock On Wood, Amii Stewart23. Stumblin' In, Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman24. Lead Me On, Maxine Nightingale25. Shake Your Body, Jacksons26. Don't Cry Out Loud, Melissa Manchester27. The Logical Song, Supertramp28. My Life, Billy Joel29. Just When I Needed You Most, Randy Vanwarmer30. You Can't Change That, Raydio31. Shake Your Groove Thin
The Book Of Uterus 1;5
A jug of wine, A leg of lamb And thou! Beside me, Whistling in the darkness. Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...   The Book of Uterus 1;5
Video Blog-school Rant
Looks like I can't embed on here, so here's the link
The Revelation
THE BIRTH OF THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT - THE REVELATION Just prior to the decade of the nineteen-sixties, when Sputnik was alone and new, and about the time that Ken Kesey took his first acid trip as a medical volunteer; before underground newspapers, Viet Nam, and talk of a second American Revolution; in the comparative quiet of the late nineteen- fifties, just before the idea of RENAISSANCE became relevant.... Two young Californians, known later as Omar Ravenhurst and Malaclypse the Younger, were indulging in their habit of sipping coffee at an all night bowling alley and generally solving the world's problems. This particular evening the main subject of discussion was discord and they were complaining to each other of the personal confusion they felt in their respective lives. "Solve the problem of discord," said one, "and all other problems will vanish." "Indeed," said the other, "chaos and strife are the roots of all confusion." FIRST I MUST SPRINKLE YOU WITH FAIRY DUST
Its Not How Much!!!!!!!!!
It's not how much you have that makes people look up to you, it's who you are.
Why Some People Vote Democratic
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away In ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I voted Democrat because I'm not
The First Step
I take her and make my mark as the pack leader of wolves makes his mark upon his chosen mate. I fight and conquer any male or beast to protect her. Firmly holding her neck, she feels the thrust of a rocketship. Rocketships continually take off with major thrursts. The pack of wolves gather around in a circle. Her eyes roll into the back of her head. She shakes as if having convulsions. Sweat flies off both. Unable to determine where one's skin ends and the other's begin. Then the mushroom capped rocketship becomes a massive Roman candle.  Massive muscle.   (Work in progress.)
Wow, Need To See
Charm School
So Sean and I started watching this show Carm School with Ricki Lake.  When the show first started we each picked a girl we thought would last the longest... My girl is K.O.  HOWEVER....  when Sean chose his girl we didn't know their names and the girl he chose has piercings in her dimples, so he said "I'll choose Nipples"  Geeeee what do you think he was thinking????  LMAO!
A call from the past from that which didn't last blindsided me with a buried desire stirring ashes where once was a fire.Yet I feel nothing.Evil lurks in the shadow of beauty, death always follows life and love has become a modern day strife. To suffer those eyes, lonely night cries and a glimmering promise of sugar covered lies,Yet I feel nothing.Darkness stares from a mirrored glance as thoughts of lust instead of romance filled the image looking back at me, void of life, void of glee.And yet...I feel nothing.
Letting Go
** You came into my life when I list expected you. At first I was reluctant to accept you but as we became closer, I had no other choice but to fall for you. Many were not favor of this relationship, for what reason, I don’t know. So I promised myself to win this battle no matter what. ***It was very hard to adjust since I’m new with this kind of commitment. I tried everything to become perfect one for you. I had given you everything, my heart, my mind and my soul. You’ve always been my priority. I had set aside my family, my friends and yes, even myself. That’s how I LOVE YOU! *** I was preparing for our 18th monthsary then, when I woke up one morning only to find out that you were gone. You left me without giving me a reason. You abandoned me without giving a damn! I couldn’t explain the feeling that enveloped me during those times. I wanted to shout, I wanted to cry and I wanted to die. I didn’t know where to start. You’re my world and I did
I've Learned That
I've learned that ... "I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do.I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it.I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.I've learned that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think.I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.I've learned that you can keep going long
Wow Just Wow
monday sunshine so high it's hard to see through the sunday clouds still lingering how you wound up in the sea spinning above while burning inside further you go and deeper you dive don't mean to deceive but it's they who believe they fall in love with the girl they perceive not you blind them with kindness until they are reminding they're lonely and desperate and you have a secret it's something they all think they need spinning above and burning inside further you go and deeper you dive don't mean to deceive but it's they who believe they fall in love with the girl they perceive not you they see what they want in you they get what they need from you they take advantage of you they would be nothing without you
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 8
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 8 More Advanced Techniques:The G-SpotThis does exist. And in over half of the women out there, it works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. The original name is the Grafenberg spot, after a doctor, Earnest Grafenberg, who documented the area (which may have been known by people here and there throughout history) in the fifties.This "spot" is a small "mound" of tissue inside the vagina, between a penny and quarter in size, which responds to being pressed upon. It's almost certainly not the skenes glands, (which are located around the urethra, which is behind the G-spot area), as has been suggested by a few people. In fact, the G-Spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves, and produces hormones similar to those made by the male's prostate gland.A sort of map to the area -- Imagine your lover lying on her back, legs spread. Your position is between
Another Example Of The Many Interesting People I Encounter...
My past experience working with veterinarians has introduced me to beat...people :)   Phone rings at an ungodly hour this morning. It's a fax machine  ~ already, my day isn't beginning very well. Anyone who knows me knows I am NOT a morning person and I don't appreciate some bullshit phone call to a wrong number...before the sun is up at that! So, I drag my ass out of a very nice sleep and do my thing to get ready for work. As I approach the interstate what do I see? A TRAIN! Of course, why wouldn't I? I think good ole Murphy was tailgating me. I stop at Circle K to get some coffee...with one eye open I push the button --- ah the delicious aroma of convenience store coffee *sighs* Adding one of those nifty little Stok shots, I make my way to the register to check out. The credit card machine eats my receipt; while this does not bother me, it seems to leave the attendant dumbfounded......I simply asked that she not worry about it as I do have to make my way to work. She fr
Mama Wrote About Me
"JEFFREY" I will miss your smile                           your funny face feeling sad in this new place.I miss your kissesand your big bear hugs.I miss you slidingacross the rugs.Time goes slowerwhen you want it to go fast.I paced the floor.Watched the hours past.I love you baby,           Son of mine.
Here's my redo blog after the epic failure of a blog earlier. Ok, it's not really a blog so much as a shameless self-promotion. I was coerced into getting a snapvine with promises of singing comments and british accents. I has the british accent comment, buuut, so far that's it. So please, leave me stuff. I'd have posted the widget, but for some reason the code wouldn't work properly. I dunno.
Now Teaching Summer Beginning Ballroom Classes:
I am going to begin teaching Beginning Ballroom Dancing classes this summer. The following is a list of my experience:3 1/2 years dance classes including college courses in Ballroom Dances such as swing, rhumba, waltz, foxtrot, salsa, and tango.3 years of experience as a teaching assistant in Ballroom Dance classes.2 years experience teaching Ballroom Dancing workshops in the community.1 year experience for Dance performance with International Dance Theatre.The cost will be $10/ hour per couple,Bring a friend, family member, or neighbor, and let's Dance!!!Just send me a message to schedule an appointment.~Thank you,
With fingers lingering over tempted flesh, you kiss my lips tenderly,Our tongues become one as we slowly tease and taunt each other...taking each other in deeper and deeper..drinking in the sweet nectar. Feeling your lips and tongue caress my neck,my shoulders and my breasts, you lightly brush them with kisses.You tease me with little nibbles here and there, making my skin tingle and long for more. With a brush of your hand, you tease me in such a way that awakens a part in me that i never knew was there. Stroking, nibbling, teasing, tasting each other...We explore every inch of our bodies together..only to heighten what will come. In an instant you have me arching my back, moaning and quivering as the heights of orgasmic wave hits me over and over again. I beg for you to stop, but with an evil grin and a seductive look in your eyes that i knew what i was in for,You kept going and never stopping. You bring me to that peek time after time, untill i am in a little ball shaking and quiver
Tragedy Of Empty Streets
Now buildings are starting to fall, bricks beginning to break. Your steps are leaving cracks in the sidewalks leaving trials of empty streets. And I'm going blind from staring at your eyes because they release the fire of a thousand suns, but I've become so numb I can barely shed a tear, even if you cut the strings that hold my head up. You're pulling teeth, ripping flesh so you can lick the blood from your fingers, so brake these bones; taste my skin, let my death sing the end of it. So you can do no more damage, so you collect no more trophies. Let me be the last, let no one feel how I feel. This tragedy began with me, so let it end with me. From your hell I've become this numb and I wish this pain on no one, behind your smile, beneath your lungs, I hope your darkness comes This tragedy began with me, so let it end with me. I tried to be what you wanted me to be, and I'm sorry that I can never be perfect for you, but every time I look in the mirror I see your eyes starring back at
Why Are People Obsessed With Points On Here?
I tend to work quite a bit so I don't get out much, so I like to come on fubar and some other sites and meet people.  I do like this site quite a bit but what's with the obsession with the points? It just seems like you can't meet people on here cause all everyone wants is you to rate their photos and fan them.  Maybe it's just me though, am I the only one experiencing this? Jer
♦HAPPINESS keeps you SWEET♦♥TRIALS keep You STRONG ♥♦SORROWS keep You HUMAN♦♥ FAILURES keep You HUMBLE ♥♦SUCCESS keeps You GLOWING♦♥ But only GOD keeps You GOING ♥
Without You Hinder
I just wanna be alone tonight I just wanna take a little breather Cause lately all we do is fight And every time it cuts me deeper Cause something’s changed You’ve been acting so strange And its taking its toll on me Its safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I watched you walk away Well I never thought id say I’m fine Without you Called you up cause’ it’s been long enough And you said that you were so much better We have done a lot of growing up We were never meant to be together Cause something changed, you were acting so strange And it’s taken its toll on me It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it
True Lies
I see through youI see through youTrue lies and so she goes and takes another lifeI try but nothing can stop her living a lieTrue lies and so she goes and takes another lifeDespise her madness eats her up from insideSo it starts about a girl who's dying to be seenBlood stains her soul, she feels so uncleanShe was unnoticed and unattached from the worldA loser, a freak who was pretty much ignoredShe pops in the cd by that one wicked bitchThat helps release all of her anger and that built up stressBut not this time she couldn't cope with the pain no moreSo she takes it upon herself this time to settle the scoreWith all the people in her life who only put her downAnd made her feel so worthless but the time is nowShe goes downstairs grabs her mother's hair she ain't scaredSlits her fuckin' throat and into her eyes she deadly staresTrue lies and so she goes and takes another lifeI try but nothing can stop her living a lieTrue lies and so she goes and takes another lifeDespise her madness ea
Resurrection Undone
Kill, kill, kill the SaviorKill, kill, kill the SaviorIf He rises in three days we'll put Him back againIf He rises in three days we'll put Him back againKill, kill, kill the SaviorKill, kill, kill the SaviorIf He rises in three days we'll put Him back againIf He rises in three days we'll put Him back againIf Jesus was alive you know we'd kill Him againRope around His neck and throw Him off a ledgeWatch His body hang just like Saddam HusseinAs the minions and disciples dance around and praise the Devils nameIf Jesus was alive what would I have to sayYou're a hypocrit bitch and tell your Father the sameWho the fuck is He and who the fuck are youTo judge my life, my thoughts and everything that I doIf Jesus was alive I'd make Him fuck Mary in her assWhile I'm jacking off SickTanicK during Sunday MassIf Jesus was alive I'd tie Him to a fenceLike Matthew Shepherd beat Him senseless and leave that fagot for deadKill, kill, kill the SaviorKill, kill, kill the SaviorIf He rises in three days
First Offering
Here it comes I'm stuck between Heaven or HellAm I dead or alive or am I trapped in a cellFor many years they all doubtedBut now very little I startedI just busted my ass and kept on moving through the hatredI guess it kept me alive just had to show them I could make itTwo years ago today man I'll never forget itHow you laughed at my face, how you tried to shut me downLet's see who's laughing now and who's making a frownI've been through Hell and back and I'm here to stayEvery chance I got I will come out to playThis music shit is my life, no way in Hell did I leave itRather keep on going, than calling it quitsSee I feel like Jesus, crucify me on the crossYou got to kill me off, I'll be back at all costTo support the genre and put it where it need to beAnd then maybe one day I will be set freeThis is my first offering with plenty more to goCall me horror, call me soft, just as long as you knowThat The PreQuel won't stop till he reached the topSee I don't really care if this album flops
Flip That Cross
Bitch, I'm a basketcaseThat'll blast your faceNine times with these wicked rhymesWhile I masturbate all over girls pretty tittiesAnd a face for a hacker up all itty and bitty, and trashed the placeBack the fuck off of me you's a damn jokeThat's why Karkus wrapped that wire right around your throatWatch you choke as I finish recording all of my shit, kidIf you was smart never fuck with us lunaticsNow you fucked welcome to hell, sonWe laughing and drinkin' while you're suckin' the barrel of a gunWe havin' fun, partying in your girls guts runnin' a trainThe pain, that bitch gonna need novacaine while she's givin' me brainPourin' cheap beer on dead bitches titties and pussy holesRippin' out they guts just to make some hooka holesPack that pussy full of nubs pull it through and start to puffYou know this crew is fuckin' nuts so save yourself and give on upYou know we out our fuckin' minds, another place, another timeBitches screamin', bodies bleeding, mixed with sadistic rhymesWhen food is
My Thoughts
there are times in my life that fill me with such overwhelming thoughts that i cannot find the words to speak but my lip trembles tears do slide down my face sometimes i wonder why is it i cannot speak its as if my mouth goes dry my voice has left me am i encapable of such thoughts to possess the words to describe them as they slam into me i can feel each thought on my skin in my pores   sinking deep within me but yet to speak one word at those times i cannot do so instead i let it ride me with a fierceness that leaves me breathless pleading for more i tried once to write during that time but i couldnt fathom how to hold a pen i find myself alot of those times laying upon my bed as my body rocks to an unheard music are my thoughts so foreign to me   are they even my thoughts to begin with they feel like hands touching me everywhere but never leaving me as if the very thought of those hands leaving me is unheard of as i lay here curled up sweat covered
Take This Pain
Take this pain from my life Stab me with a knife let me bleed As long as I need Take my sorrow So I may have a tomorrow I stand here and my heart dies As I listen to all your lies I don't want this pain anymore So cast my blood on the shore Shed my blood If it makes you feel good I don't want this pain Don't make me feel it again I don't want this pain to kill me Just set me free Give me peace So the anger I can release Let my anger be shown Leave me the hell alone I don't want to hurt you Since you haven't a clue Just back away Give me room to say I hate what you put me through  
passion  some sizzle with it  others fear it  the wild uncontrollable kind  rips through me  you can shiver in the corners i prefer to offer it my open embrace id rather burn up with passion  then sit back and die  a cold coward  to walk in the intensity  to feel alive  then weep and cower like a broken mess passion is not for the weak  it takes a strong person a heart , mind , soul  worthy of a warrior my mind reels at those  who bend under it  passion  stop fearing it  embrace it  open your arms wide  offer it your throat i did
I May Be Leaving
Well IDK what to say but I'm thinking of deleting my fubar page. See here is the thing when I found out that some shitty stuff has been going on with my roommate and her supposily guy...lets just say he knows he's on my shit list there is no point in being here. I know she's moved on and has better things in her life then to worry about some ass wipe who says one thing then does another thing behind her back, but there is no point in being on here really. Plus I said as long as my ex doesn't find me on here then I'm cool (and thank heaven he hasn't) I've met some pretty cool guys and chicks on here but its just online and thats it...well IDK I still have to think this through. Now if you don't know me don't you dare write some ass whole comment on here because this is a blog for a reason right? I hate when people look around for some type of easy points yet give you an dick answer. If I do leave give me an email or something and I'll keep in contact with everyone who has been great t
Heres To The Girl
heres to the girl in the little  red shoes shell drink ur liquor shell drink ur booze  she aint got no cherry but thats no sin  she still got the box the cherry came  in cheers drinki up
Crazy World
 I swear the world is crazy...The FDA wants to ban vicodin and percocet, and put stronger warning  labels on products that contain acetaminophen due to the fact that 400 ppl die a year due to overdose.....OK what the hell? Ummmmmmm I wonder how many ppl die a yr from alcohol and cigarettes? Yet no one seems to want to ban those two things...I am sure the count is in the millions world wide when it comes to cigarettes. Now I am not a big drug taker...I hate going to the doctor period, and well I damn sure am not gonna buy them on the street lol. So this is not why it bothers me, it bothers me because it is 400 hundred ppl vs millions, and no one seems to care to take those industries on. I do however take Tylenol, because I can't take aspirin products, so I really don't give a damn what they say I can or can not take lol once in my greedy lil hands I will do as I please, although I don't abuse that either lol...I don't know, it just boggled my mind when I heard that on the news..Hell mo
Some Of Fu's Best
These are some of Fu's best, show them a little love and expect to get it returned. ChyenneElizabeth@ fubar ☆ ♥ Dawn ♥ ☆ ♫RockCandy's ~Twinkie~Ownedby:GRLSKIKASS2@ fubar รє๔ยςtгєรร รเภ™@ fubar ~Tricia~@ fubar SnowWhite Queen@ fubar Mia Slutgoddess-Playing By The Rules - YEAH RIGHT!!! (fan first please)@ fubar Wonder_Woman™@ fubar Styx@ fubar Artemis - Happily Owned by Patchy@ fubar 68-IOU-1@ fubar yelkafo@ fubar ♥-Pookie-♥ Fu-Owned by Яoyalty™@ fubar
From Love To Hate
  From Love to Hate   Like the sleeping newborn, my innocence was true, But all that changed the moment I met you. Such a splendid life, I thought to myself, Blinded by love, not knowing my need for help. Each morning I awoke with thoughts of you, Denying the facts of the scandalous deeds you do. I gave you my soul, even my trust, And you threw it away for one night of futile lust. I was strangled by the tangled web you weaved. And it's lucky for you I gave more than I received. A garment of love covered my eyes, making it impossible to see through your lies. I must admit, at times you were great, but your deceitful ways turned my love to hate.   
At The Far Ends Of Chaos...
I look yet see not but more suffering and lies; the lemmings just continue on swatting their flys. The TV turns white with fuzz as I wish for sleep; when had my life turned to counting sheep? Nearly a year ago when the world was young; I met a woman who promised a life of fun. We swooned, she swollowed and life was grand; then one day when happiest I was, she left my land. And now she sleeps with another man...
Chatroom "winner" Of The Day
suck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: *unzips my pants*me: How lovely for you *rolling eyes smilie*suck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: It's not lovely for me. It's lovely for you cause you get to wrap your lips around it and suck like a good girlme: double ROTFLMAO smiliessuck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: maybe I have to just stuff it in your pieholeme: Maybe you need to get a life and live Am I suppose to be impressed here because quite honestly, you sound like an idiot!suck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: Oh! This coming from another chat room hero? Why don't your quit typing bullshit on the keyboard and start typing something that I can jerk off tosuck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: thats your jobsuck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: so get movingme: You wanna jerk off? Get a I'm not here for your entertainment or your wanna be jerk off Unzips my pants?! Probably don't have shit to see!me: Loser!suck_the_cum_out_of_my_hard_cock: You still trying to get my attention? Bu
False Representatives
Deep With In
When I look deep within your eyes. I see something that you hide. Something so deep that you keep from even me Even though I beg and plead For you to show me.   I see the pain the hurt inside. I know the actions of my crimes. Has cause this torture to you For you to hide that something deep inside.   I keep on looking for reasons. Why I should no longer Be by your side; But yet your eyes tell me That there is still more locked Inside.   If I could find the key. I would set you free. But the only key I know. Is to tell you that; I AM SORRY.   I am no longer hiding. I know I did you wrong. The pain you feel I feel it too Trapping us both in this torture Of doom.   Locked in a never ending battle Tell someone finally says Its through. But every time I look deep within your eyes I see the true love you so desperatly Try to hide.   So many times we have sat here and cried So many times we decided not to try.   Life kept us together and we dont know
Adultcon Oct 2-4th
Adult Con! I just got invited to Adultcon which is soo freakin cool.  I have never been to one.  I have been to a couple of tattoo expos, but never an adult one!  I am thinking it could be pretty cool.  JayceeLuv and I had been already planning on going, so it would be double cool if I could get an actual booth!  I am not sure which is more exciting... being able to meet my fans.. meeting new people.. or seeing all the lovely ladies in barely there outfits!  I see some familiar names that have already confirmed they will be there!  I am hoping to take lots of pictures! Are you going?  Will you be in the LA area Oct 2-4th?  Do you want to meet me?  Want more info?  Check out the official adult con website
Fu Love
a minor adjust from 9987   Him: wow, you are an angel; you are the most beautiful thing Ive ever seenHer: omg, really? I think Im so ugly! You should really see me in my backless mini bikini, I look so fat!Him: I bet you are just gorgeous! I would love to see more of you!Her: Aww, you are just a sweetheart; most guys just want me for my bodyHim:  I really like you as a person, I'm not like other guys. I am very unique, like to cuddle, cook, take care of kids. Her: wow, you sound just like the guy I'm looking for.Him: *scoreee!* do you have yahoo and cam?Her: *omg, I finally found him* yes!
I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
I gotta take a little timeA little time to think things overI better read between the linesIn case I need it when Im olderNow this mountain I must climbFeels like a world upon my shouldersI through the clouds I see love shineIt keeps me warm as life grows colderIn my life theres been heartache and painI dont know if I can face it againCant stop now, Ive traveled so farTo change this lonely lifeI wanna know what love isI want you to show meI wanna feel what love isI know you can show meIm gonna take a little timeA little time to look around meIve got nowhere left to hideIt looks like love has finally found meIn my life theres been heartache and painI dont know if I can face it againI cant stop now, Ive traveled so farTo change this lonely lifeI wanna know what love isI want you to show meI wanna feel what love isI know you can show meI wanna know what love isI want you to show meAnd I wanna feel, I want to feel what love isAnd I know, I know you can show meLets talk about loveI wanna kn
"romantic Warrior"-return To Forever
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Breach And Entry Redux
the unexpected can happen, and anyone reading my blog that's been in the military or law enforcement knows that when you breach and enter a room you are almost certainly unaware of what awaits you on the other side-- The same can be said for relationships-- you never know what awaits you until you kick down the door and go in.  If that's the case, then why do I always seem to get the murder suicide ends for relationships, metaphorically speaking?
I like comming to Fu bar, but I must admit, I am not to crazy about some of the poor excuse for peeps that reside here and make stupid ass judgment on others . I can't help wonder why they are so ignorant, and judgemental towards the dead : example a mumm I read about Michael Jackoson.  For gawd sake let the man the man rest in peace.  I am sure you have skeltons in your closet and your far from perfect. Every one has something they wish they could change.  I know I have plucked up many times,  and wish I could have changed it but I cant. I can only learn from it and hope never to pluck up again. But gawd some of the peeps on here are so juvenile its sickining. What the pluck is wrong with you guys.  Are you that misserable you have to bring others down, to make your selfs feel important. Sad way to get attention,  from my perspective,  it only makes you look like a sad indivdual with no life.  And very ignorant. Why not try and be nice, and have some postiive things to say.
Yet Another
another song stuck in my head
Senior Health Care
The Perfect Solution to Senior HealthCare           While discussing  the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my  sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the  solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if  you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the  idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of.  We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You  don't need any medications for your high blood pressure,  diabetes,
The Best Smart Ass Answeres Of 2009 !!
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MISSING--LINDSEY BAUM of McCLEARY WASHINTON, Since JUNE 26th,2009 10 year old Lindsey Baum disappeared from her hometown of McCleary, WA on June 26th, 2009 as she was walking home from a friends house a few blocks away. Lindsey turned 11 on July 7th 2009 ARMY dad is deployed to Iraq pleads for daughter's return. Lindsey Baum of McCleary Washington still missing. Missing since June 26th. Description: 11 years old. 4'9" 80lbsBrown hair Last seen wearing:Long sleeve hooded BLUE shirt (not sweatshirt)Blue Jeans with the knees cut Black cloth slip on sneakers...Any information call the your local police or sheriff Department.Grays Harbor 911 at (800) 281-6944 or McCleary Police (360) 495-3107. or 1-800-THE-LOST to read the hole thing heres the link
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I refuse to protect anyone, that exceeds this level ...   sportbiker...: hi ->sportbiker... hi sportbiker...: how r u sportbiker...: how r u ->sportbiker...: well, you? sportbiker...: am ok ty....have hardon like no other though ->sportbiker...: then go find a slut to take care of it sportbiker...: know of any ->sportbiker...: why would I know of any sluts? is there something in my name that  says I do? sportbiker...: no u just look like a girl who would know many ->sportbiker...: that i do believe you ae mistaken ... if you take me posting my pic of me sticking out my toungue for knowing sluts then you need to rethink   I know I probably shouldn't be upset ... but DAMNIT MAN ... WTF!!!! so now that poses a question .... should I change my default pic?? which would mean new and updated pics of me .... which would mean to take pics (grrr)  But it is halloween ... should I put a bag on my face for my halloween pic??  I have the re-useable ones ... I could promote walmart!!!
Not Always Right | Disappointed By Lack Of Disappointment Part 1
Me: “Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?” Caller: “How long is your wait right now?” Me: “There is no wait at the moment.” Caller: “What does that mean?” Me: “That you don’t have to wait for a table.” Caller: “But how long is the wait?” Me: “There is none. You will be seated right away.” Caller: “I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me!”
Snobby Fuckers
ill make this short and sweet its not like anybody gonna read this anyway lol.but reason im leaving this shithole of a thing called fubar is cause u snobby ass ppl.unless ur some half dressed slut or got plenty of money to blow on here they have nuttin to do with not only 1 who belives this.only reason ive held on this long is for a very i mean very few ppl on here but anyway i might pop in once ina while to check on those few ppl and just keep my page up just for them but rest of u fuckers can kiss my big fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not Always Right | Captain Obvious Strikes Back
Car Wash | Southeast USA Customer: “Yes, how much is your ‘four dollar car wash?’” Me: “It’s four dollars, ma’am.”
Not Always Right | Dirty Mind
Electronics Store | Seattle, WA, USA (Customer calls requesting a cable.) Customer: “Hi. I am trying to connect my iPod to my stereo.” Me: “Okay. Do you have a receiver, a small shelf system, or a boombox?” Customer: “It’s a smaller stereo.” Me: “Okay. Do you have a small plug that looks like a headphone plug that is labeled AUX, Audio IN, or anything of the sort?” Customer: “Yes, there is a small round plug that says AUX.” Me: “Okay, that’s easy. All you need is a 3.5mm male-to-male RCA cable.” Customer: “Male-to-male as in boy-to-boy.” Me, knowing what is coming next and not caring: “Yes, it is just referring to whether it is a plug or a receptor of a plug.” Customer: “Well, you are just disgusting!” Me: “Sorry ma’am, that is just an industry standard term.” Customer: “That is just one of the most disgusting things I have ever
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Not Always Right | Send In The Clowns
Children's Entertainer at a Theme Park | New York, USA (Almost thirty kids are lined up at the velcro wall waiting to ride. We have about five minutes until out troupe leaves.) Some Mother: “I want my son to ride this ride.” Me: “Ma’am I don’t think there’s enough time for all these kids to–” Some Mother: “I don’t care if he’s the last one. I want him to ride this ride.” Me: “This ride is going to shut down in about five minutes. There isn’t enough time for–” Some Mother: “He can be the last in line then.” Me: “He can wait in line but probably won’t be able to–” Some Mother: “Fine.” (Mother walks away and returns some time after the ride is shut down and all kids are turned away.) Some Mother: “Hey! HEY! I thought we agreed that my child would get on the ride.” Me: “That’s not what we agreed to.” Som
Not Always Right | Maybe If I Dial Random Numbers
Pet Insurance Sales | Suffolk, UK Me: “Good morning, thank you for calling ***** Pet Insurance. My name is Barry, how can I help?” Customer: “I’m not happy!” Me: “And why is that?” Customer: “I don’t know the sort code for my bank account!” Me: “Okay…have you tried calling your bank?” Customer: “If I did that I’d end up talking to somebody in India! Can’t you just tell me?” Me: “Well, I sell pet insurance, so unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of information. I only have information on how much it will cost to insure a cat or a dog. I guess you could find it if you went to your bank’s website.” Customer: “Oh great! Could you do that for me?” Me: *sigh*
Not Always Right | How Nicknames Are Born
Retail | Tampa, FL, USA (An intensely inebriated individual entered our store with two women in tow, one pushing a baby carriage, wearing a jordan jersey, sunglasses, and sporting gold fronts.) Customer: “CRACKAS STINK! THIS STORE STINKS! CRACKA STORE STINKS!” Me: *falls over laughing* Customer: “GOOD LORD IT STINKS! SHE GOT PURPLE HAIR, I BET IT STINKS!” Women with him: “Shut up! Shut up! I’m sorry, he doesn’t–SHUT UP! ” Me: *rolls around with glee* Customer: “STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!” (And from then on I am known as stinky hair.)
Not Always Right | Imperialism At Its Finest
Retail | Yukon, Canada Customer: *hands over US Currency while trying to buy a T-Shirt* Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t take US Currency. We do, however take debit, all major credit card–” Customer: *cuts me off* “Why the hell can’t you take my money?! This is the U. S. OF A!” Me: “No sir, this is the Yukon Territory, in Canada.” Customer: “No it’s not! This is the USA! Alaska! I’ve been driving on the Alaska Highway for hours so that makes this Alaska!” Me: “No sir. This is the Yukon…we’re part of Canada…the Alaska Highway LEADS to Alaska and–” Customer: *again, cutting me off* “Don’t you ever look at a map?! The Yukon is IN Alaska, and that’s part of the United States! You HAVE to take my money!” Me: “The Yukon is part of Canada, we are NEXT to Alaska, which is part of the United States…” (The customer gets angry,
Not Always Right | Alls Well That Ends Well In Roswell
Signmaking Shop | Vancouver, BC, Canada (I worked at a sign making company in Vancouver–AKA Hollywood North–that did a lot of work for locally produced sci-fi TV shows like The X-Files. We did a lot of signage that said things like “FBI Headquarters” that they would use to make a local library look like some kind of secret government research facility.) Movie Set B*tch: “OMG! We need a TEAK sign that says FBI headquarters down here at the set in three hours.” (Note: This job normally takes one person several days to complete with staining and whatnot.) Me: “Okay. We can do it but we’re going to have to charge you triple for a rush job.” MSB: “No problem. Just have it down here in three hours. I don’t care how much it costs.” Me: “Just to confirm. You want it stained to look like teak, yes?” MSB: “Yes. Please hurry!” (We get the sign done in 2.5 hours but we’re literally apply
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