Fubar Blog Posts 2

Lol Are You Serious??
Why is it that men think they can catch a woman's attention, or even get lucky with a lady with the name "Fart Master or Turd Burglar"? I mean come on, yeah it's funny to joke about, but you don't hit on a chick and say all kinds of sweet things to her with the name "Sir Spermsalot" Need a little more effort guys :p

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Lol!.. And The American Tv Has Finally Corrupted The Rest..
Octomom, Coming to a TV Near You Sad, but true: People Magazine has confirmed that Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, has sealed a deal with a British production company to film her upcoming reality show. The show will only center on family events like birthdays and holidays, because Suleman doesn't want to give the impression that she's "taking advantage of her kids." We think it might be too late for that! People also reported that Octomom finds Jon and Kate Plus Eight to be boring. So she thinks she can do a better job exploiting her kids? She probably already has!

Lol Awesome Story
While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard alady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician,say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like tohear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so, I listened as thelady told her story."Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actuallykept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling fromear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'mBelinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, stripto the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?"I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science."Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) tothe left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and leanin a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered.I was freezing, br

An Lol A Ladies Can Relate To...
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter,the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume 'The Stance.' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold 'The Stance

Lol A Love Song
If im out of line, tell me the first time, because i have it bad I have it badder than bad, if im out of line, I Want u Back. Back on your knees , As bad as u can be, I have it bad, as bad as it can be, As bad as u can be, Pretty pretty pretty please I want u back on your knees I mean i want you back, Pretty please. If im outta line, i guess too pretty pretty bad, I gotta tell ya the best i ever had, im pretty fuckin sad, really really mad, everybody says i've got it, pretty pretty bad. Tell me the first time, If. Im out of line, Because i have it bad, Badder than bad. I got it worse than i ever had, Butt thats because,, i want you back ! If im out of line, im out of line, tell me baby, pretty pretty please, tell me first time, if im out of line, but i want you back, Pretty pretty please, i want you back , i want you back, I want you back on your knees. Pretty pretty please, Pretty pretty please. OMG I WANT U BACK.

Lol Because I Can
Eye bulletin post; because I liked it. B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| People with blue eyes relationships tend to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They are kind, pretty or handsome,and are pretty hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very polite. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S

Lol... Better Too Early Than Too Late!
Well, I had in my mind that I needed to be in work at 6:45 tonight... and, instead... I'm not supposed to be here until 10:45. Oh, well. I am pinching pennies right now, so there is no use to go home for the time being. Besides, I can just work on personal stuff here just as easily as I can at home (although I don't have all my personal stuff here) since a lot of what I have to do is on a computer anyways. And, it is raining outside. No reason to fight the folks outdoors that are driving crazy in the scattered rain showers throughout Austin. In fact, in driving down the big hill on 2222, I had a truck that kept slamming on his brakes while coming down that hill. There wasn't any reason for him to do that and fortunately I was far enough behind him that I could gratiously brake on my blazer's brakes to warn the people behind me. Well, when my coworker and I were driving in the lot, I had realized the possible error and later confirmed up when I got into the off

Lol Booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (herinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _______ day of __________, 2006, by ___________________, between ____________________ and ________________________. -THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: -No sleeping over unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. -No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. -No calls before 9 PM we dont have shit to talk about. -None of that lovemaking $hit only $ex allowed. -No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so dont ask. -No plans made in advance that is why you are called the backup, unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time advanced arrangement. -No calling each other friends with privileges! We are not friends. -Calling out the wrong name during $ex is OK dont be offended.

Lol... Bay Area Teen Seriously Injured Faking Fall For A Myspace Photo
LOL... Bay Area teen seriously injured faking fall for a MySpace photo About Me: A 17-year-old Livermore boy who was seriously injured Monday night in Mt. Diablo State Park in San Francisco when I tried to fake a fall for the camera and then I actually fell 75 feet onto rocks. Who I'd Like To Meet: My Doom The shining bulb was on Sentinel Rock, a vertical formation near Rock City popular for its views, when he moved outside the handrail, lost his footing and fell into a crevice and became wedged between rocks and a hard place. Mick Jagger was unavailable for comment. Friends of the boy, who is hospitalized with multiple traumatic injuries, told rescuers he had been trying to stage a photo of a fake fall for his MySpace page when he slipped and fell for real. It took about an hour for authorities challenged by the steep terrain and absence of moonlight to rescue the boy. They used rock-climbing equipment to reach the crevice before they put the victim, who was conscious,

Lol Boyfriends...funny!!!!
FOUR FRIENDS, WHO HADN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN 30 YEARS, REUNITED AT A PARTY. AFTER SEVERAL DRINKS, ONE OF THE MEN HAD TO USE THE REST ROOM. THOSE WHO REMAINED TALKED ABOUT THEIR KIDS. THE FIRST GUY SAID, "MY SON IS MY PRIDE AND JOY. HE STARTED WORKING AT A SUCCESSFUL COMPANY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. HE STUDIED ECONOMICS AND BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, AND SOON BEGAN TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER. HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY. HE BECAME SO RICH THAT HE GAVE HIS BEST FRIEND A TOP OF THE LINE MERCEDES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY." THE SECOND GUY SAID, "DARN, THAT'S TERRIFIC! MY SON IS ALSO MY PRIDE AND JOY. HE STARTED WORKING FOR A BIG AIRLINE, THEN WENT TO FLIGHT SCHOOL TO BECOME A PILOT. EVENTUALLY HE BECAME A PARTNER IN THE COMPANY, WHERE HE OWNS THE MAJORITY OF ITS ASSETS. HE'S SO RICH THAT HE GAVE HIS BEST FRIEND A BRAND NEW JET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY." THE THIRD MAN SAID:"WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC! MY SON STUDIED IN THE BEST UNIVERSITIES AND BECAME AN ENGINEE

Lol..... Bull Shit
Nope I don't care about points or rates. Nope I don't wanna put up my picture....I'm bald and sick and don't want to be hounded about it. I'm trying to help a nice lady on here and If ya don't want to hear about her or the fact that she's making military Christmas ornaments for our guys and gals over there well then don't read this. If you think you can tell me what to do and then just say your joking...tough...I don't have time to play your stupidity. This load of BS brought to you by my day...Aren't you glad yours was better.

Lol Bored One Day So I Wrote This
Nothings gone right today i'ts been like this for a week i'm on the edge of a beak down the only place i'm not bothereed is in my sleep It started on monday i lost one of my shoes Then on tuesday i just had the blues wednesday was horrible i tripped for the whole class to see thursday sucked i got locked in the library friday was scary i was laughing chocolate milk came out of my nose saturday was tiring i decided to stay home a choice i soon wished i hadn't chose sunday was terrifying i farted out loud in church tomorrow is monday a beginning of a new week will it be good or bad? i will just have to wait and see :)

Lol Bank Atms
Subject: ATM's A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' *******************************< SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back u

Lol! Be Careful What You Ask For
HH Status "Let's Get Retarded in here" Got what I asked for immediately! LOL 6:03pm RESCUE ME: hey sweety 6:03pm Ninja: hi 6:04pm RESCUE ME: watcha up to 6:05pm Ninja: nada 6:05pm RESCUE ME: wanna come see me at the fire station? 6:05pm Ninja: no 6:06pm RESCUE ME: to fast. huh 6:06pm RESCUE ME: u look realy sweet 6:06pm Ninja: are you off your meds or something? 6:13pm RESCUE ME: why you dont think your pretty? 6:16pm Ninja: lol, no. I know i am. thanks 6:18pm RESCUE ME: well ive took all my meds today thank you. ide like to see more of u

Lol Can We Say Dumbass...
Continued from earlier....Yeah lmao so lame...I love this blog... And on a better note I just wanna wish all my real friends on here a Happy New Year, you guys are awesome, I really do love you all....and the rest of you well, take a guess....

Lolcotics Is In Business!
So my partner and I have started a store called LOLcotics. Right now we are promoting the logo itself through shirts, mugs and bumper stickers. Please go here if interested. http://www.cafepress.com/lolcotics Eventually once business picks up we will bring out more things involving funny animals or LOLcatz, dogz and other such things. Also not excluding MMORPG parody, images and phrases. Thanks for the support! ~Tattooedfaerie

Lolcotics Needs Help Please!
(Not spam, just in need of ideas.) So LOLcotics means 'addictive humor'. Which is a forum based on internet humor and MMORPGs/online gamers. As well as 'funny/original' merchandise, including LOLcatz/animals, game parodies and comments. The website if you have never been there is http://www.lolcotics.com. Opinions please on whether it is in need of more work and merchandise or if it is going in the right direction. Thanks! Any ideas/opinions appreciated and please feel free to join. Leave me a comment if you have ideas. Also please repost(if you want), after all we need our friends/family to help get as many ideas/opinions/members as we can! Love yas! ~Chand~

Lol Com Eon Give Me Ur Best Shot
if u want to talk to me dont be shy just hit me up and tease me for a bit and then u have to please me and thrill me and treat me right .. come on do u think u all can do that lets see who has the guts to do that on here lol

Lol Can U Read This
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Lol Cause Im Mean Lmao
so today me and my sick humor really has me laffin ..omg i love one of my buddies on here he is the bomb..anyways i go to re rate some pictures and there is one of a tat of the Japanese symbol of strength on it..so i rate it 11 cause he deserves it and i love his ink and him as a person he can take my humor and dish it out..but the comment i leave on his pic was this omgggggggg they lied to u dont mean strength it means dog fkr lmao im still laffin at it..but he can take it lol and we crack up everytime we talk with each other..xoxo ty for the laffs u always give me buddy..xoxo

Lol Cappy (moved Here Ooops)
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. Honey, she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times ***HATERS ROLL ON*** Have a Great Day ***STREAKING & NUDITY WELCOME*** Cappy@ fubar

Lol Damn I Need Some Help!!!
Ok I'm getting my ass kicked by 13,000 comments!!! In two days!!! WTF!!! Can anyone help me out???!!! For the love of all that's holy!!! LOL Thank you for reading this and any assistance. PLEASE REPOST LOL = )

Lol Dreams Are So Funny.
It's pretty damn sad when you're so tired and you finally get to sleep that you DREAM about going to sleep. I was so pissed in my dream about not being able to sleep and wham I wake up 4 hours later. FOUR hours of sleep!! It's going to be a long day!!! Oh yeah. HE COMES HOME IN 3 HOURS!!!!

Lol Damn It!
That stupid "Fall" song got me a speeding ticket. We were headed home from boy scout camp and one of the boys .. older boy ... was in the front seat when that song came on and he started singing it to me. I told him it had special meaning to me and he kept singing. lol Then the speed trap. Yeppers...that same boy was talking about being pulled over FOUR times with scouts and no tickets handed out. This time there was. To the tune of $104.00. Fortunately it was Broken Arrow and not Tulsa cuz it would have been $140.00. To boot, the trap was RIGHT at the exit for our drop off of boys. Grrrrrr Beginning to wonder if I really like cops as my profile says I do. . .

Lol :d
So here's the story, this guy randomly messages me on Facebook (I have never talked to him before) and this is our convo. Enjoy! John you're not the hottest girl but id seriously just love fucking u idk theres just something about u 12:46amKristin uh wtf? 12:46amJohn lol well i meant that as a compliment 12:47amKristin uh fuck off. is that enough of a compliment for u? 12:47amJohn well that wasnt exactlly a compliment u just told me to fuck off 12:47amKristin maybe u should read it and follow the instructions. 12:49amJohn well i dont think i wanna cuz really i just want u to giv me head cuz ur a beautiful girl 12:49amKristin uh maybe i want u to? o do you? 12:50amKristin Yuup. Ty 12:51amJohn but i dont wanna fuck off i wanna fuck you 12:51amKristin r u a dumbass? yes, yes u r 12:51amJohn =/ no im not 12:51amKristin so take ur dumbass self and gtfo of my Facebook 12:52amJohn im not on ur facebook tho im just chatting with you 12:52amKristin Uh could

Loleatta Holloway - Love Sensation '06 (dj Muzik-al's Sensational Love Remix)
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Lol Even A Lil One Knows !!
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Dad dy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden." Brings a tear to your

Lol.. Even 'writer's Block' Can Be Inspiring...
A poet .. with no words to drip across the page wetting the appetites of those who read, no thoughts to provoke within the mind of decadent desires or a heated touch, no tempting treat which to feed those who crave the shadows or Luna's light, no dark secret to foretell of coming doom to those who tread on a true heart... Just the blankness that comes. ~Candyce~

Lol Finally Something That Was True From Hs Damn I Miss Sports...
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Lol For My Own Purpose Im Gonna Think Of This Contest As Sexiest Milf Over 40..not 30
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Lol.. For Those Who Try To Sing It But Dont Know That Part Of The Lyrics
Chickity China the Chinese chicken,You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin,Watchin X-Files with no lights on,We're dans la maison ,I hope the Smoking Man is in this one,Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic,Like Sting I'm Tantric ,Like Snickers , guaranteed to satisfy,

The Lol Family
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Lol Funny
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy. 'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all e

Lol..friends Again
Ok I dont know If you all know but you should...lol I am not a Nurse..I did take care of my daughter and her diabetes and all but...I AM NOT A NURSE and if some of you people on here think that I am I am not so...anyways just 2 let you know...and yes I changed my name again and this is 1 of many reasons why....=) Thanks...Cindy

Lol For My Frend Emmie
dont be mad at father time. i no true love will come to you. mabe not this month and not this year you shuldent have to be with some one you fear so dont be sad and dont be blue i no true love will come to you.

Lol Get It Right, Why We Don't Have Sex!!!!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Lol Ghey.
MAKE ME YOURS: :D MAKE ME YOURS: dont smile it makes people think that you think you are a prize when you are really just shit at the bottom of the barrel ->MAKE ME YOURS: Not at all :] MAKE ME YOURS: care to play? I didn't even get to retaliate. He blocked me before I could :[. Ghey. Someone go have fun. http://fubar.com/user/465157

Lol.. Girls Ever Feel Like This?...:) :)
((Yeah I felt like this.. once upon a time)) LOL Enjoy. :D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Hi.. I'd like to make a withdrawal from my joint account please. Thank you. Um.. Can you tell me what the balance is now. $0.01 Thank you very much. *goes home* Picks up phone book... thumbs through it... Finds what I looking for... *picks up phone... * Yeah.. Hi.. I need to have some large packages delivered. Umm.. There's probably about 10. To a personal address please. 20 minutes.. That's fine. Thanks. *hangs up.* Begins throwing things into boxes... not caring if it's breakable or not.. Tapes them shut. Grabs a black marker and writes the address onto it... pushes it asides.. Grabs another. 20 minutes or so later.... *hears door bell ring* goes to door.. opens it.. Sees delivery guys*... Hi.. Come on in. They're right there in the hall. Umm.. There's no need for a return address. And I can make it C.O.D. right? That's great! Thanks bunches guys! *closes the door as the la

Lol, Have To Like Terry.
no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when I unzip your jeans push them down toss panties aside lay you on the side of the bed spread your pink lips exposing your clit and it's ring slowly circling with my tongue smelling your excitement licking just the clit sucking on it's ring up and down two strokes a second steady rhythm feeling it grow throbbing hard sliding down to enter tasting you fully sucking your engorged lips back to clit strong relentless tongue flicking against you three male fingers enter so tight and wet licking, licking, licking a finger probes your anus slowly till halfway feeling your contractions wanting to cum needing to cum pleading to cum begging to cum hips like a carnival ride wanting, needing, pleading, begging fighting back and losing surrendering to the wicked tongue moaning, groaning, screaming waves of pleasure tingling of toes and fingertips nipples ice hard pussy pushing my fingers out wetting the

Lol Hahaha
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Lol Ha Ha Ha!!!
IT'S OFFICIAL, I HAVE NOW RECIEVED 47 MESSAGES TELLING ME I WAS AN ASSHOLE, OR A PATRONIZING BASTARD!! MAN, TALK ABOUT SOME UPTIGHT FUCKERS. TELL YOU WHAT, GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, AND I'LL SEND YOU GUYS SONG TONGS AND K-Y JELLY TO REMOVE WHATEVER IS STUCK IN YOUR UNGODLY TIGHT ASSHOLES. IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO ME TO EXTEND THIS SERVICE TO YOU. P.S. NEKKID.-BILL.

Lol Here's Some Good Information
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Lol...hahaha!!!!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, You're It 2. Hide and Go Pee 3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear 4. Kick the Bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over 6. Musical Recliners 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEKEND: Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember..if the world di

Lol Here We Go Yet Again
If someone tells u they love u do u believe them???? I never know what to believe comein out of a mans mouth.....does distance ever play a part or should it if someone really loves someone???? Do woman fall faster then men ??? or Do men fall faster for a woman ??? Does showing on here make someone like someone more or less ???? Let me know what u think lol i know im a bitch lol

Lol Hahahahaha Just Love The Morons On Youtube
for the past few hours ive been talking to people on youtube about the guy that got tasered at UF where John Kerry was speaking. well lets just say that they just dont get it. it wasnt about the questions being asked it was the guys actions when asked to leave the podium so that another person can ask a question and they just dont get it i would like to know the answers Mr. Kerry would have given but the guy fucked it up for every one else by being a dick about being asked to leave and causing a scene like a little kid that had his toy taken away from him. boo fucken hoo you sorry ass. if you ask me the officers did their job by the book.

Lol Horoscope For Today
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For October 4,2007 You've got a lot on your mind right now, especially when it comes to home and family, though you may not feel able to organize your thoughts very well. That's fine -- things should make sense soon! aint this the truth!

Lol Hmmmmmmm!!!
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed

Lol Hate It When That Happens Lol
Ok here it is, I got lost, in a very small area last night! lol........ Gave a couple of ppl a ride home, and when I left their place, of course never havin been there b4, I ended up lost immediately! lol. It was a camp ground of sorts, RV's, cabins etc. and tons of lil side paths n roads in just a small area really, but I turned the wrong damn way when I went to leave n ended up drivin around those lil roads thinkin "oh shit am I "ever" gonna find the damn entrance so I can get the hell outta here?!?!" lol. Had to laugh at myself, that's what I get for not paying enough attention to what turns I turned to get to their place to begin with. LOL. Anyhow, that's just a lil more of "Jade's Dork files" LOL. Have a good night...... Hugz :) lol

Lol Hardly!
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

Lol Humors And Then Some
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown

Lol Had To Get This One Out Of The Mental Attic
My Crowd I sit and smile in my seat, People going about the lives, How interesting the are to me, With their attempts to deny, The false people they try do be, Feeling they are never enough, Lost to the false weight they carry, How they are the ones Malone life rough, Then there are the ones with joy, Very true and genuine smiles, Who are happy to just be them, No effort use to try and beguile, Surrounded by true friends, They laughs ring with a different tone, Sharing with each other joy, Everywhere they are with friends is home, I smile as I watch them all, Both living in truth and in lies, Some laughing are quite real, The others hiding from all how they cry, I stand and I walk to join one group, Which one I walk to is plain to see, Only one group would I fit in, Can you discern which group belongs with me? By: Romuald (Romeo) Tchouante

Lolita, Revisited
Under age sex: getting worse and worse by the day, it seems. It's bad enough that high school kids do it, but middle school? C'mon! You know, on the news a while ago, there was a bit about two middle school kids that got caught having sex underneath a desk in a science room at the front of the room, during school! How bad is that?! McDonald's is going to have to start putting condoms in happy meals and birth control in vending machines at the rate we're going. And you know the best part about all of this? The parents blame it on television. Now, let's think about this. When was the last time you saw any sexual content on Nickelodeon or the Disney Channel? Never, as far as I know, and if there was, WHERE THE FUCK WAS I? And parents sure the hell can't blame it on video games anymore. I haven't seen one video game that tells kids to have sex. And, if there was such a game, there would have to be an adult to buy it for them, eh? You know what I think it is? Bad parenting. Yep, I said i

Lol I Like This One
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me!

Lol...i Think We All Already Knew The Answer To This One
You Are a Total Tease You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on! You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser Are You a Tease?

Lol I Am A Leo
I couldnt resist...saw this in the bullitin and had to put it in here...if you read this pls put a comment in and tell us what sign u are...lol who knows maybe u can find ur match (LMAO) LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Coul

Lol I Got Tagged Now It's Your Turn...tag Your It!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I have an obsession with handwriting, if I don't like how I write something I toss it and start all over again... think that is called obsessive compulsive ...lol 2. I collect NUN pictures...does this mean I want to be one? Hell NO!!! =P 3. I am June Cleaver with a twist...lol 4. I fantasize about sex on a backdrop fingerpainting...lol...ok too much info haha! 5. I want to be the next Dr. Phil female style...haha 6. I am considered a Hip for my age...lmao...least my son's friends thinks so! OK I AM TAGGING.... slim30 scottaco work fin yeah't sambo joefresh NarcoLeptic Haha this should be interesting!!!

Lol I Got Tagged Now It's Your Turn...tag Your It!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I was in chorus in HS, and I was a Madrigal actor.. yeah.. I can sing.. kinda.. and floor acting is the shit! 2. I like reading.. I used to do it ALL the time, but there's just nothing new out there that I like anymore. 3. I have 2 non-working playstation 2's.. why i don't throw them away.. I don't know lmfao 4. On that note, I have 2 non-working tvs in my room.. one stacked ontop of the other one, with all kinds of stuff on top of THEM. 5. When I love someone, I love them with everything I am. 6. I am white...therefore I have no rythm on a dance floor lmfao. I twitch and such.. I can't dance. lol but it doesn't stop me from TRYING!

13 Lol I Think 13 Who Knows
You scored as Orange. Orange is energising, warm and loving and this is just like you. You love people, are always surrounded by many friends and tend appreciate and help them whenever you can. You also like to stand out and at first impressions come of as a lovable person. Most people adore you.Black100%Orange100%Purple100%Red100%White67%Blue56%Pink56%Green56%Yellow50%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Lolitanymphette:80's Style
When I was working On The "LoAnime" video i was goofing around with a SPY Theme thing...This is the result of that...Just for fun. Your comments would be Appreciated. Thanks! Hosted on Flurl Video Search - Watch More Videos

Lol..i'm Like Pinhead
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead65%Michael Myers60%Jigsaw60%Hannibal Lecter60%Buffalo Bill50%Freddy Krueger45%Candyman40%Jason Voorhees20%Leatherface20%Captain Spaulding15%Which Horror Killer are You?

Lol I Am Miss Piggy
You Are Miss Piggy A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

Lol, I Would Have Figured It'd Be Penis
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face92%Penis58%Abs/Stomach42%Boobs42%Butt8%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

Lol, I Didn't Know
i didn't know the higher your level the more pictures you can put. LOL Well...let's see... I love making pictures you can tile as wallpaper, so, "IT"S PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!" LOL Sorry If God is "all-knowing", does he have to think? Why does everyone refer to God as a male? The sex is only for breeding... God wouldn't have a sex. if God were deciding to send his son for the first time in this day and age, would he have changed anything and what would it have been? Would he even bother? Jesus didn't want to die! "Take this cup from my lips, if it be thine will." But he knew he had to to get the point across that his dad wanted everyone to hear and have. Jesus came for the sinners... NOT the saints. DON"T EVER think you are to gone to receive Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN! I really have to stop blogging when i'm drunk! LOL

Lol I Just Spend 319 500 Cb !! You All So Deserve The Gifts !! Xoxoxo Thank You So Much For Joining Cherrytap Santa Claus & Mom Contest !! Ttyl
ROCK STAR ENGLA's sent gifts Seasonal & Specials: 256 Love & Friendship: 363 Party Time: 243 Spicy Gifts: 24 V.I.C.: 10 The last 500 gifts. CHERRYTAP SANTA CLAUS WINNER = 1ST PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:58 pm Dozen Roses sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:58 pm Silver Motorcycle sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:57 pm 2ND PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:03 pm Dozen Roses sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:03 pm Rolex sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:02 pm 3RD PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:07 pm Dozen Roses sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:06 pm Men's Ring sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:05 pm SANTA MOM CONTEST = 1ST PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to Jen angelshadrach on Mon Dec 11, 4:07 pm Dozen Roses sent to Jen angelshadrach on Mon Dec 11, 4:07 pm Silver Motorcycle sent to Je

Lol I Dont Know I Felt Like It
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would

Lol: I Dont Know I Felt Like It
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your number if so let me

Lol!!! I Screwed Up, Again!
I really must be more careful on those rare occasions when I feel like posting a blog and can think of anything worth saying in it! The second blog I posted yesterday was suppose to have gone in here. After all, that is why I created this, so I would have a place to separate nice blogs from the angry ones. Thanks for your support, Batman. You are a great friend, and I'm happy that you are a part of my life, both here, in the industry, and in the real world. (We still need to work out something about me appearing on your KSEX show some time. Between the two of us, I'm certain we could come up with something to talk about that might interest a few people other than you and I, and maybe Monica. By the way, tell Monica that I said hello and that I miss her.) Kimmie and Sara, even though I have never met either of you in person, I do thank you for your support. And, while we have not met in person, I do consider you both to be very good friends, and I would love to someday be

Lol...i Think...
What do you get when you give a 2 yr old, a 3 yr old and a 4yr old giant sheets of giant bubble wrap? You get more noise and chaos then you ever thought possible!!! BUT you also get the biggest laughs and biggest smiles humanly possible... what was I thinking? I dont know but they sure are having fun!!!

Lol I Wish...........
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lol I Cant Wait To Get One Of These
OMG! This is the funniest thing I have read in a while!! HAHA! LOL I guess it's so funny cause I know when I have children this will be sent to me! LOL A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight "A" student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please wait until then to do any drawing. And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawing little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By t

Lol I Have Been Tagged
We all have to look at things at times with a smile... Or even laugh at things.. In a world of war, sickness, hate and so on... We just have to look at things at laugh.. Or maybe drink LOL.. It is the best medicine around to laugh .. And its free and does you the world of good... I have asked the elderly what is their secret in staying so young.. Many have answered to laugh alot and enjoy life... It is a postive way to look at things.. When things get to much for you... Go and find something or listen to things that make you laugh.. I try to look at things and avoid the seriousness.. And think of other things... Ok it can be very hard to do at times I must amit... When things get to me I can stay down for months at a time... But with help from the love of my friends I soon get back up... I even put a comedy dvd on which I never use to like... But some I laugh so much i cried LOL... And what people say at times... Or looking at emails, or video clips, or even music..

Lol I Got A 5
LOL So what I got a rating of a 5...Why don't they show who don't have the balls to judge people for inner beauty. Not that I don't think I'm sexy cause I know I am...Ask any man that is into BBW's HEHEHEHE! That's why I got hotties knocking my door down asking my hubby can I have a taste of that BLONDEBERRY SHORTCAKE!

Lol I Love This Song !!!!
NEED TO SHARE ! OH I WISH , I WAS A OSCAR MAYER WEINER, THAT IS WHAT I TRULEY WANT TO BE . BECAUSE IF I WAS A OSCAR MAYER WEINER , EVERY ONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME .LOL TY TY TAKES A BOW BE SAFE HAVE FUN !

Lol....i Suck....:p
haha ......i guess i need some comments if i even have a chance with this thing ..... it sounds needy (which i hate ) and whiny (oh man ...don't get me started :P) but please my friends,http://cherrytap.com/myimages.php?albumid=312107 cause some comment mayhem and let me know if i am beloved or not...thanks Shawna http://cherrytap.com/myimages.php?albumid=312107

"lol" Indeed.
How good are you in bed?MindblowerYou love to enjoy new things and give your partner what they want, when they want it and how they want it! Lucky you! lucky lover! Can I have your # lolHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Lol I Sure And Hell Wont Change Mine..
well started working for coke in there warehouse here in craig co.these guys die for coke as for me i think it taste like shit.i do drink some of coke's products like poweraid and some of there minute maid stuff but usually i do the "dew".now they tell me that mello yello is getting booted again for the new vault drinks.oh well least i'll still have my mt dew and coors lights along with my mix drinks to qsuench my thirst.

Lol I Luv This
from snappy :) When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. How do I set a laser printer to stun? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you? Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? Who me?? I just wander from room to room. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. Chaos, panic, and disorder-yep, my work here is done. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Lol.. I Don't Understand.
So, my status was: Lonely...Again=/ and (This person) said: How can a girl with huge tits be lonely I don't get it (Me): How can you find that appropriate to say to someone? Forget I have a face or a personality or anything...It's just the tits... (This person): If just the tits why u worried then?? hmm u r dealing with the best don't try to lecture me hun I say it for a reason gn. (Me): Not worried. No lectures. (Direct quotes-- hence the lack of puncuation on his part...) Okay, I think the thing that pissed me off the most was when he said "You're dealing with the best..." I'm like, I'm sorry-- did Kanye West just step in here? Who the fuck do you think you are? Honestly, he needs to get a clue. And he needs to realize that I'M the best (jk..lol).. I thought that I would share some more ignorance with you all. It's good times ;) Vote and comment :D I like comments. (I deserve them cuz I'm the best! -snorts-)

Lol @ Inbox Jackassery!!....lmmfao
It's been a rough week here at the FU, however, it never fails that some assclown shows up and gives me a huge belly laugh on pure accident.... Now the other day, my status message read "Say No 2 Jackassery"......a few of you wanted to know what that was........THIS is jackassery (I have edited some text to protect the stupid) "On 11/13/2007, _______@fubar.com wrote: Hi I'm jeff I'm starting my owen mag. This month. Searching for the most wild and sexy female's online. If you like to be in this mag. of mine. Just e-mail 10 to 15 nude pic's. of yourself. Pluse some sexy out fits as well. Anything to help get this mag. started. e-mail is. jeff_blahblahblah@hotmail.com Pluse I need to know some things. But before I get into that with you. You'll have to send them pics. Thanks for your time. Jeff " My turn: Dear Jeff, Thank you for your offer. I am flattered that you are choosing the sexiest women online and all you need is 10-15

Lol I'm #2,#4,#5,#13,#18 And #28 Lol
Once you open this, you have ten minutes to repost with the ONE number that fits you best, or you will be single for the next five years. 0.......Ugly 1.......KiNDA SiNGLE 2.......Heartbroken. 3.......Single and loving it. 4.......Want to tell someone you like them. 5.......Crushing. 6.......Like someone you can never, probably, have. 7.......EATING ANIMAL CRACKERS FOR DINNER. 8.......Taken by the best person in the world. 9.......Missing her. 10.....Shawty is a Ten. 11....Single but my heart is taken. 12.....Like over 4 girls/guys. 13.....Sick of getting (being) hurt. 14.....Its whatever 15.....Confused. 16.....Still love your ex. 17.....Talkin to someone. 18.....Afraid to say i love you 19.....I am just a power ranger. 20.....Slightly mad at the opposite sex. 21.....I'm a fighter 22.....Just don't know what to do. 23.....I'm a ninja turtle!! 24.....Taken 25.....I hate Bush 26.....is hyper 27..... i am makin my mask for english (lmao) 28.....single at the

Lol! I Rule! =]
well this is what happens when i'm bored. i was just heading down the hall to the other building of the factory when one of the shipping guys was going by with a fork lift. Because I had nothing better to do i told him to go faster and ran after him. Don't know how I managed to do it but I jumped on the fork lift without killing myself while he hauled ass down the hall to building 3. Half the factory was laughing and cheering us on. Luckily since everyone here is always so loud, the V.P.s never knew what was going on! :D

Lol I Have No Clue
Empty and gray is all I see Stained yellow paper Floating in a breeze Green is nowhere in sight No birds are taking flight Red with rage And yellow with death I open my eyes And realize there is nothing left Empty body Empty soul Empty mind Truths are told...

Lol I $ell Crack 2 Da Childrenz.
Have you noticed how the world is just slowly getting more and more fucking retarded? Everyone is contradicting themselves. For example... Women fought for equal rights and to not be treated like a piece of property, and yet they whore themselves out for money and stay with their abusive boyfriends/husbands or try to become men themselves. -_- Martin Luther King fought for racial equality and peace between everyone, yet no one can seem to get the fact that there's only one race.....THE HUMAN RACE. The thing I find most funny though is the fact that a black guy could call me a cracker and not be considered racist. What the fuck? Isn't that a racist term for a white person? Oh and of coarse being anorexic is some how better than being fat. LMFAO Fuck people, get your shit together.

Lol I'm Smart Sometimes I Guess*l*
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Lol I'm Sure They Don't Think Of Me That Way!
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating. Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers. And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Lol...i Can't Do It But Others Can
ride the bouncer: this only works in internet explorer .. it will not work in firefox at all. first off you have to catch a bouncer check. there are 2 different kinds (though they look the same). there is the "you're commenting too to ride fast" -speed- bouncer and the "you are commenting the same thing over and over" -spam- bouncer. you need the speed bouncer to do this. catch your speed bouncer by commenting 2 or 3 times really fast. -For Example- enter the text -or paste-, hit tab button twice, hit enter button (which just is selecting and submitting without useing mouse). a black screen that says "pointz awarded . click here to go back" appears. use either the back button on your mouse (if your mouse has one) -or- use the back shortcut (press the alt button and the left arrow button at the same time) to go bact to the comment screen (you may have to scroll back down) do this 3 times as fast as you can you should get a bouncer. when you catch him, don't let him go! e

Lol I Thought I'd Add....
I thought I'd add a salute so that i can still get points to see how high I am going to retire at! I thought of adding a NSFW photo too that says suck this, too, LOL, however I'm not bitter. :)

Lol...important Health Issue For Women
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or b

Lol...i Shouldn't Laugh But...lol
The boy just got his tongue stuck on the pole... LMAO! Really, I shouldn't laugh...but it reminds me of when I was his age...and I did the same thing...and my dad did just as I just did.. let me scream as he got a warm cup of water..threw on his shoes...ran out there with no coat ...throwing the warm water on pole, tongue and entire child... lol.. don't worry, he thinks it's funny now too..;) ♥ Postal

Lol, I'm A Mami And Hopefully He Deletes.
hahahaha. Bottom up, folks =] ->kds561: fubar.com/delete.php?->kds561: just go here....->kds561: see at the top, where the fubar logo is, on the upper left corner? See the My....it's therekds561: i dont see my setting ir says my photos comments->kds561: "my" "settings"...then scroll down and it will have a link to delete your profilekds561: how do you erase this shit->kds561: I don't like rapkds561: i rap my myspace is www.myspace.com/kdsofficial->kds561: then delete your profile and go back to myspace.kds561: i just got in this site 20 mins ago i dont understand it and i dont like it->kds561: just leave me alone. You post a salute and get it approved...THEN we can talk.kds561: stop beefing and talk->kds561: if I'm not real, then you don't need to know my name.kds561: hi what is your name?kds561: stop playing game your not even real this site sucks->kds561: then no I don't.kds561: no i dont do you->kds561: do you have a salute?kds561: do you have im->kds561: do you have a salute?kd

Lol I Love Talking With This Kid....ryan And Tatiana's Yahoo Convo.
ryan: we have a hawk that hangs around our neighborhood, keep thinking its going to attack meme: yeah it's just waiting for you to be aloneryan: its not funny, the other week i was out on the deck smoking and it flew onto a branch like 20 ft from meryan: i had my hand on the door handle ready to run looooolme: hahahahame: it wants a smokeryan: never thought of that, got the bird addicted to nicotine me: I want to be a penguin.. just lay on my belly and slide all overryan: go for it, people will think youre weird for awhile, but theyll get used to it

Lol....i Will Post The Video If The Words Dont Make Sense
"Chickenheads"(feat. DJ Paul, Lil Chat, Juicy J)[chorus]bwok bwok, chicken chickenbwok bwok, chicken heads (boy please whateva)bwok bwok, chicken chickenbwok bwok, chicken heads[x4][Project Pat]bald-head skally-wagain't got no hair in backgelled up weaved upyo hair is messedneed to get bout' a hustle missionget up on loot run to beauticanrun game until the game is gravythat don't mean spend cheese fa tha baby(bwok bwok) on a stalk stalk for a bootleg(bwok bwok) pretty walk walk givin out headain't a thang eat a chicken wanggot some gold teethat da club tryin ta shake that thangtryin ta get piecechicken chicken always into some dumb shitshuolda paid ya light billyou bought a outfitstay at ya mammy houseand keep a smart mouthits Project Memphis Tenn represent tha southso pass tha dro-dro and we gone stay tickinfull of that mo mo holla at a chicken[Chorus][Lil Chat]yeah you like my outfitdon't even fake the deali thought you said you had your girl on the light bill[Project Pat]always in m

Lol Ive Done Some Of These
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Done it 2. Page yourself over an intercom. Do not disguise your voice. on my to do list 3. Anytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.done it 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.on my to do list5. In the memo field of all of your checks, write, "For Marijuana."on my to do list6. Skip down the hall rather than walk. See how many looks you get.done it7. When you go out to eat, order a diet water.on my to do list8. When you go to a drive-through restaurant, specify that your order is to go.done it9. When you go to an opera, sing along..done it10. If you are invited to a party, tell your friends at least five days in advance that you cannot attend because you have a headache.on my to do list11. When your money comes out of the ATM, loudly scream, "I W

Lol, It's Been A Hot Minute Since I Had One Of These! Lol
11:49am SUD: nice boobies 11:49am Ninja: yep and you won't ever see em 11:53am SUD: u idiot lol ugly face 11:55am Ninja: lol, go away dipshit 11:56am SUD: go move ur ass to get some money 11:57am Ninja: is someone butthurt because he got rejected? 11:58am SUD: have ur seen ur face before u put ur screy pics here lol ;D 11:58am Ninja: lol, yep. i look at it every day 11:58am SUD: u look like cow lol 11:59am Ninja: awww. little dude gonna cry to his momma cause the girl on the computer told rejected him? 12:00pm Ninja: grow a pair of nuts, reject and fuck off 12:00pm Ninja: nothing you say to me can hurt my feelings

Lol Im Insane
in this life im leaning towards despair and misunderstanding ... in this life i know i am unique and different than most people know most call me crazy most call me insane ... they know not of what they say let me open your eyes to the world the way it is and the way it should be ... there are factors of great importance and even the smallest of choices rings throughout eternity life goes on even when we dont .... its time to take a stand in what you believe dont let the masses choose your path your destiny no matter how important is still a ripple in the timeline ... it all comes down to this belief ... for all the people who feel like they havent done anything in their lives ... they still have done what no one before has done ... everyone is different everyone is unique ... choose your path dont let people decide your fate ... and yes i am ephazing that last point every life you come across you influence whether your influence is bad or good ... its still an infl

Lol, It's Not That Important.
so, i went on an early morning walk today.burned a j while doing so.thug life, whatevs. between the stares of the drivers passing by,and the shit eating grins from the older gentleman i passed,i started to wonder,if maybe, just maybe,i should have put on a bra for that walk... Fuck that Shit. They can stare. :P

Lol Just For Fun!
If you really reply to this i might consider you but i mainly thought this was just funny and thought oh what the hell maybe someday i'll actually start using this. lol so either for shits and giggles or if you really want to you can comment on this. Fill OuT :) 1.) Name - 2.) Hair/Eye Color - 3.) Height - 4.) Location - 5.) Favorite Music - 6.) Favorite Movie - 7.) Favorite Food - 8.) Favorite Song - 9.) Do You Smoke? - 10.) Do You Drink?- 11.) Do You Like To Party? If NO Then Why ? - 12.) Whats the longest Relationship you have ever had? - 13.) How long ago did you/gf break up? - 14.) Have you ever cheated on your gf? - 15.) If we were gonna go on a date where would you wanna go?- 16.) How long do you wait to have sex in a relationship?- 17.) How many people have you slept with? - 18.) What kind of movies do you like? - 19.) Do you like roller coasters?- 20.) Do you like going out to dinner? - 21.) How Often

Lol July 3rd, 2007 .........
Put some pizzazz in your career, home and relationship. Flirt via text message. Give a presentation with storyboards instead of PowerPoint. Buy yourself flowers just because. A few small moves brighten up your life. ** Thought I'd put some "Pizzazz" in my life, so, who wants a firecracker in their pantz ?? LOL ** :P ;)

Lol Just Had To Share....ladies Just Say "thats Once"
Subject: GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. *I SHOUTED* at her, "

Lol Juzt Cuz I Can
"Shawty dont want no trouble;Shawty dont wanna fight; but let her keep talkin i bet ya shawty gon die tonite... u dont wanna fuk wit barbiie, cuz barbiie will fukin kill u. datz real talk,Ni99a u dig!!?"

Lol Joke
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. Or you can't remember YOUR last "Girls Night Out!" The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT"...

Lol K This Is A Good One Sorry But Im Laffin Lmao
lmaooo this one a goot one..loll She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" he friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Lol Kids Say The Funniest Stuff
Last night we were at my sisters house so our kids could play...well on the way home Shelby looked at Blake and said "Why that boy not stand still" lol Blake said "Cause boys are suppost to run away from girls..............." LMAO I looked at him and started laughin.. I asked him where that came from and he again said "What mommy thats what boys are suppost to do they run from girls........." I was laughin all the way home!!!

Lol,,,kids Will Say Anything!!!!
A professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The professor gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors. The children began to say: > > > Red...... cherries > > > Yellow... lemons > > > Green.... limes > > > Orange.. oranges > > > Purple... grapes Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. Well," the professor said, "I'll give you a clue... It's what your mother might sometimes call your father. One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God! They're assholes!

Lollypoop!
So, there is this thing called life... we get up each day... put on which ever face we choose for the day... and off we go... but how often do we sit down and think... am I really happy? am I really enjoying myself here? and do I want to change... or make a sacrifice and deal with it? I guess what I'm saying is... do we really enjoy life or adjust and bare it... and if so many people are trully as unhappy as they seem... then why do they stick around?

Lolly Store
You are a small child who likes to visit the lolly store. When you visit the lolly store to buy some lollies, on the way back you always run into three bullies, each at different locations. They all demand a quarter of the lollies you have on you. If the number of lollies you have isn't divisible by four they will not hesitate to break the lolly into halves or thirds. If each lolly costs 20 cents, and you need to have 27 lollies by the time you reach your house (9 for your father, 9 for your mother and 9 for you), how much money will you need to bring to the store? And how much will each bully get? (1st bully, 2nd bully, 3rd bully) Shout out or private messageme if you think you know the answer. Remember to include the subject title with your answer.

Lol Letter From Your Computer
Letter From Your Computer You look really sexy in that.thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means! But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes, mistress! I'll balance your checkbook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion? Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we cld talk for a while afterwards? I! Know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I am different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse!

Lollipop
Lollipop hard candy on a stick Long stem that’s smooth and slick Hold it and with tongue you flick And slowly begin to lick Lollipop licking or so I’m told Is enjoyed by both young and old Public licking is rather bold Lollipop licking a sight to behold Some say its best if you lick it slow Or start it from down below To me if rhythm is true to flow My cheeks will be all aglow Now lollipop licking is a science For a lollipop is not just some appliance If you Need practice I’ll form an alliance To help you achieve strict compliance

Lollipop Lust Kill-black All Over
I havent slept in weeks; not one single wink Every moments like an eternity Clocks, louder every chime; speaks to me in rhyme Tell me, is it time to let my feelings go? {Chorus} Black Black all over Black all over Life is nothing but a dream to me Black all over Black all over Tragedy my reality Ive lost touch with my thoughts; twisting my life pulls Pushing me farther away Locked in I cant get out; free to run about Tell me, is it time to let my feelings go? {chorus} Do you beleive you can be the one, be the one Shining brightly underneath a dark deadened sun? All we are Are single numbers Its time to count The single numbers My time has come and gone; run, everybody run This game is over and Im done; run, everybody run My time has come, its time... Everybody run {chorus} ------------------ Lollipop Lust Kill - Black All OverMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Lollipop, Lyrics By Mika
Lyrics to Mika Lollipop Hey, what's the big idea? Yo Mika. I said, sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down, I said, sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down. Sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down, sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down. Say love, say love, or love's gonna get you down. say love, say love, or love's gonna get you down. I went walking in with my mama one day, when she warn me what people say, live your life until love is found, 'cause love's gonna get you down. Take a look at the girl next door, she's a player and a down right whore, Jesus slows up, she wants more, oh bad girls get you down. Singing, Sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down, sucking too hard on your lollipop, or love's gonna get you down. Say love, say love, or love's gonna get you down. say love, say love, or

Lol Love It
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures ..remember when someone annoys you..it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT It only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head my words of wisdom for the evening...love ya bitches ;) who's all hungover today hmmmm?

Lollipop Whore
Shabutie - Godfather's Lollipop Feel me a home to crawl inside of you And lay this this heart unsure And I'm sick of your sores, ye-eah But I'll always stay sitting, Well I'll go... And I'm your, yea-ea-eah And I'm your whore Please leave me a taste The fire, pleasure from my concern But I'm a little late And I'm sick of your quirks, ye-eah Because I'll always be my own, I I deserve a.. A lollipop whore, yeah, lollipop whore A whore! (Haha, Oh yeah, Ahhh!!) You're all I wanted You'll always be true to me... You're all I've ever wanted Run, days of more But I can complete it, yea-ea-oh I could come down Yeah well what if I would spare? Could circles count down? But I could complete it, yeah-ea-oh I could come down She screamed more, loud, give me some more, yeah The terrible silence is leading to injuries and sores So what could you do? She screamed love is such a strong word I said what if we took a word, deciphered

Lol Lil Farm Boy
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull. Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?" Little farm boy thinks for a moment: replies, "Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."

"lollirot" (jack Off Jill)
You are insatiable Latex smile peels off your skull Everyone knows you need a piece of lollirot Lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lollirot Hard rock queens in ripped up jeans Everyone thinks they're so obscene Bend them over you get a taste of lollirot Lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lollirot Evil boy still the best Peanut butter smeared on his chest Get real close you'll get a taste of lollirot Lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lollirot We are all candy covered on the outside Peel away the shell and we're rotten on the inside We are all angry, angry on the outside Peel out your eyes Take my advice Blinded by fear, sugar and spice We are all candy covered on the outside Peel away the shell and we're frightened on the inside We are all angry, angry on the outside Peel away the shell and we're rotten on the inside You are insatiable Latex smile peels off your skull Everyone knows you need a piece of lollirot L

Lolly's Candyland Lounge
The CT Cherries are sweet, but not nearly as sweet as The Queen of Candyland, Lolly! Give into that sweet tooth and join me in Lolly’s Candyland Lounge. It’s the sweetest lounge on CherryTAP! Click on the link below and ask Lolly if you can join her lounge. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/673375 Don't forget to tell her that Jaw Breaker (that's me) sent you!

Lollipop
Just lick me up and down, make each lick nice and slow. And sex will take place. Let's get goin before I change my mind. It feels so good, lets make it last forever. You start to whisper everything I'd want to hear. To resist is not on your mind. (I am your Lolipop!!!!!)

Lollipop
I feel like writing some poetry but then againI feel like just writing my thoughts down. I'm a deep thinker, sometimes depressed but gorgoeusly spoken words come from my soul, soulful thinking. Wishful thinking. It's all about the same. Desires though, well thats a completly different story. A desire is something I'm willing to work for, after all I desire to go to Texas and I desire to get my first tattoo on my birthday this year. I wish it was already my birthday and I had enough money to move to texas. See although they share the same subjects each one is unique to my twisted mind. Don't ask I feel like being random; in fact I feel that my grammar is horrible and that I look terrible but when people call me a genius and beautiful I'll shoot you a look that says you must be joking. I can be smart when I apply myself. I can be anything or anyone I desire to be. hmm I should be a writer; then again maybe not. Maybe I'll just be a foxy english lady living in the states. Cherrio mates!

Lollipop Salesman
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Lollipop Land
Oh, how do you get to sweet Lollipop Land? You must ask your Mama for a penny; You will never reach there, you of course understand, If she tells you that she hasn't any. You get in a bus, or a plane, or a train; And be careful of where you get down; If Lollipop Land you are anxious to gain, You must jump out at Almond-Rock Town. You must jump out at Almond-Rock Town. You'll find that the gates are of coconut ice, And the walls are of sweet sugar candy; But now take my advice, and although it looks nice, Do not break pieces off, though they're handy. The Lollipop King, if you dare so to do, Will at once sternly give his command; His soldiers-in-waiting will seize upon you, And they'll chase you right out of the land. Yes, they'll chase you right out of the land. But if you observe all the Lollipop laws, And with none of its customs you monkey, Then the King, with a smile, from state bus'ness will pause, To present you a chocolate chunkie! You'll then be his so

Lollipop
Lollipop Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Call my baby lollipop Tell you why His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when he does his shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call him Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Sweeter than candy on a stick Huckleberry, chimry or lime If you had a choice He'd be your pick But lollipop is mine Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Crazy way he thrills me Tell you why Just like a lightning from the sky He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT I call him Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop.....

Lol....lol....lol...
Report: MAN FOUND WITH BUTT MONKEYS! A man was found earlier today laying in the middle of a Bessemer,AL street. According to a witness, the man had been laying there for an hour with monkeys flying out of his ass. Doctor Jokers Wild MD, said "I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT MANY ASS MONKEYS BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" Ass monkeys are common in people who talk a lot of shit. Apparently Painter had been shit talking for some time. ... developing story

Lol...lol...this Is Why I Love My *family*.
Report: TWO MEN IN AL FOUND CHASING GOATS! Birmingham, AL - In the small town Bessemer right outside Birmingham, two men have been arrested for animal cruelty. Johnny Boy and Painter have finally been arrested after years of running from the FBI. These two men have been responsible for nearly 1,000,000 goat rapes. For years they have had police and the FBI dumb founded. This started back in 1975 when 10 local goats where foun... developing story

Lollapalooza Here I Come!
http://www.sofiatalvik.com http://www.myspace.com/sofiatalvik I’m happy to announce that I will be playing at the BIG festival Lollapalooza, Chicago in August! I’ll be on the first day, August 1:st. So basically I’ll be the opening act to great bands like: Radiohead ,Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails ,Kanye West ,Wilco, The Raconteurs ,Louis XIV ,Love and Rockets ,Gnarls Barkley ,Bloc Party ,The Black Keys ,Broken Social Scene ,Lupe Fiasco ,Flogging Molly ,Mark Ronson ,Cat Power ,The National and more… Check out the festival here: http://www.lollapalooza.com SEE YOU THERE!!!!

Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop
WANNA JOIN A FUN DRAMA FREE GROUP? CHECK OUT THE LOLLIPOP GURLZ CLUB You'll receive a personalized skin & tags after joining This is NOT a bombing squad. We're a group of close friends who like to help each other out whenever we can Message Tequilla L.G founder for details on how to join (click pick) C'mon & give it a shot u got nothing to lose & a great group of friends to gain (click pick for members)

Lollipop Shop
Wanna hang out with the kewlest and sexiest people on fubar well come check out the Lollipop shop.The owner is on cam and the girls love new members even though we are new we are still looking for some new cool friends and members were drinks are served all night and people on webcam and dancing and a good time is always welcome 24/ give us a try.Click the sexy lollipop shop pic below to enter and give a us a try!!!

Lollipop (nasty)
If you're a lollipop yes i wanta lick~~* Nothing would please me more than to suck your dick~~* slow licks. fast licks. work my tongue all on your shit...~~* Mmm so tasty.. baby, let me work it~~* lay back..relax, trust me baby I won't hurt it...~~* In and out of my mouth..~~* Daddy let me get you off.~~* When you cum I'll swallow it~~* Ima lady I don't spit~~* you think that you can handle this??~~* Now show me luv ...lick my clit...~~* Taste me..baby...make me scream~~* lick my pussy like ice cream~~* OOhhh it's pure ecstasy...is this a dream??~~* Oh shit!! feels so good baby don't stop!!~~* Till you are ready to give me your Lollipop!!~~* KB)i( Lollipop - Lil Wayne

Lollipop Guild (also Can View On Bulletin)
The Lollipop Guild is a train. If you would like to join please F/A/R everyone that is listed below. (when adding please make sure to mention The Lollipop Guild in your friend request) Once you F/A/R send a message to Lollipop Lust Kill and you will be added! Lollipop Lust Kill I Am Eulogy KakarotsSpirit4 Satan BlOcKhEd Hurricane kimba DJ Dave

Lollipop Train
Welcome to the HOTTEST train on Fubar!! It's the Lollipop Train! Below are some of the SEXIEST peeps on Fubar. Please click on the pics below and check out these fine fubarians!! ¤ Ðå £ó££iÞóÞ Þriñçe§§ ¤ §iñfúll¥ Iññóçeñt ¤@ fubar ~DJ Attitude~@~Fantasia~@ fubar jenjenteases™ Naked Chic @ Fanstasia@ fubar joeyblackjack- Enforcer at Club Fantasia@ fubar ☯Maddog☯@ fubar Lost Soul Founder of the Lost Leveler's Fu Owned by Jµ§'Mê♥ Kå†h¥ R.F.C. Club United@ fubar Please ADD, FAN, and RATE the ppl on this train if you would like to be added to it. Once you have done those, please send Lollipop Princess a private message and she will add you to the train. This awesome train is brought to you by: ¤ Ðå £ó££iÞóÞ Þriñçe§§ ¤ §iñfúll¥ Iññóçeñt ¤@ fubar ~DJ Attitude~@~Fantasia~@ fubar

The Lollipop Kids Auction By Vas Fynest!
All entries are due by midnight Thursday! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 25k to enter 2. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 3. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 4. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 5. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! 6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! Auction Brought To You By The Beautiful: VAs FyNeSt~Owned By Jaded One Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat

Lollipop Pi Cs???
Ok so I've taken the time to look at some ppl's pics on this site and I've noticed alot of women have pictures with a lollipop in their mouths..lol....i really think that this looks stupid and very trashy...i mean come on....do guys really think that it's sexy to see a grown woman suck on a lollipop??? U know he'd rather her suck on something else! And sorry girls just because you can suck a lollipop doesn't mean u can suck other things as well. It's whorish and looks ridiculous...but hell what do i know anyway...just rambling!! Tell me do guys really find this sexy??? Honestly????

Loll
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment . For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. ' 'For reading a book,' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. ' 'If you do that, I'll h

Lollipop Lyrics
IntroUh huh, no homoYoung Mula babyI say he so sweet, make her wanna lick the wrapperSo i let her lick the wrapperHookShe-she-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)She-she lick me like a lollipop, lollipop (yeah)She-she-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)She-she lick me like a lollipop, lollipopChorusShawty want a thug (yeah, yeah, yeah)Bottles in the club (yeah, yeah, yeah)Shawty wanna hump (yeah, yeah)You know i like to touch (yeah) your lovely lady lumps(She lick me like a wrapper)Shawty want a thug (she lick me like a, i like that)Bottles in the club (i like that)Shawty wanna hump (haha)You know i like to touch your lovely lady lumps(come on, yeah)Verse 1Okay lil mama had a swag like mine (yeah)She even wear her hair down her back like mine (yeah)I make her feel right when it's wrong like lyin' (yeah)Man, she ain't never had a love like mine (yeah)But man i aint never seen an ass like hers (yeah)That pussy in my mouth had me loss for words (yeah)I told her back it up like berp berp (yea

"lollipop (remix)" (feat. Static Major, Kanye West)
"Lollipop (Remix)" (feat. Static Major, Kanye West) [Lil Wayne - Intro] Uh-huh...No homo (Young Mula, baby...) I say he so sweet, make her wanna lick the rapper... Remix, baby! [Kanye West] Lollipop, lollipop Breasts is just like Dolly Part-on She ride my spaceship 'til she hit the top That hit the spot, 'til she ask "How many li-i-li-i-licks do it take 'til she get to shop?" Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze Tell her, "Girl, like Doritos, that's (na-cho cheese)" Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm tryin to (Lay) I cain't (only have one) and I ain't tryin to wait" This a song with Wayne, say you know it's gon' melt Butchu ain't finna murder me like everybody else I'ma rap like I got some type of respect for myself I don't do it for my health, man I do it for the belt Man, I do it to the death, 'til the roof get melt Hunnid degrees, drop the roof, so the Coupe don't melt Man, the flow so cold, chicken soup won't help We need fo' mo' hoes, we need ohh-ohh-OH-OHHH!! You know what i

Loll
loll \lol\verb; 1. To recline or lean in a relaxed, lazy, or indolent manner; lounge. 2. To hang loosely; droop; dangle. 3. To allow to hang, droop, or dangle.noun: 1. The act of lolling. 2. A person or thing that lolls.

Lollipop Guild
Sitting out the back on the porch my two sisters myself and my mother, just having a chat about mundane things and what not, the youngest sister stands in front of my mum and is playing with her hair she twists it up and spikes it on top of her head, steps back and smiles, the middle child looks at my mum and starts singing... "we represent the lollipop guild" i nearly died laughing

Lol My Bad
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lol My Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

Lol My Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Lol My Love Number
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

Lol...me In A Nutshell
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Faith Charity Friendship Courage Peace Which Positive Quality Are You?

Lol... Maybe I Am Just A Child
You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan94%The Beast81%Sleeping Beauty75%Goofy75%Ariel50%Cinderella50%Pinocchio50%Snow White38%Donald Duck31%Cruella De Ville25%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Lol Men
am a man and only a man win you go out you no you are who you are and what you are the only way the one way just do it make it dont brack it some times we fackit some times we dont we are evil not all here in this world we are men the only thing on earth that can kill for fun can take you down we are men do you want the world do you want your life we are me maybe we will take it maybe we will fuck it but in the end we are men.

Lol,mia?
Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

Lol My "horny Horoscope"..for Taurus.. :op
TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Tureens are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly. TAURUS FEMALE IN BED She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS There’s nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck ki

Lol My Gawd Now Sassy Has People Marking My Shit Nsfw
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN MARK WHAT I HAVE AS NSFW DOLL FACE IT DONT BOTHER ME IFS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO THEN MORE PATHETIC THEN I THOUGHT. DUMB BITCH AND QUIT CALLIN FIREMAN185 HES GOT NOTHEN TO SAY TO YOU LOOSE HIS NUMBER!

Lol, My Sweet , Companion.. Crunchy Brittle... Makes Me Laugh Makes Me Fat"
my god!!! am bored and i cant resist them!! who likes cashew nuts and pistascio and almonds and walnut and chestnut"..lol, can come and join me tonyt.. with fubar drinks..lol almost empty" taste really good! lol.

Lol! More Shoutbox Fun!
LMMFAO! When will the fun end? 6:18pm Mattisback: Hi gorgeous, luv u, Matt in VA 6:37pm Mattisback: Why do u torture me so just one chat, that is all i ask and that will b it and u will luv me forever, lol, Matt 6:37pm Ninja: how do you figure? 6:38pm Mattisback: How do I figure what, that u r so attractive, a fact ty 6:38pm Ninja: I'm ADD, and fickle, and if you can't hold my attention in a shoutbox, what makes you think you could amuse me otherwise? 6:39pm Mattisback: U might b surprised, how do i know u would hold my attention, works both ways 6:40pm Mattisback: I don't know anything about u but u seem interesting and a person to challenge and find out more about its not that complicated is it 6:41pm Mattisback: lost u already lol 6:41pm Ninja: you know nothing about me but you insist on telling me you love me daily 6:42pm Ninja: that's creepy 6:42pm Mattisback: giv

Lol @ 11 Months
I still hate the format of these blogs. Maybe that is why I abandoned the Fu. This was where I chatted up my friends. Yes, I have a few. Maybe I should try this site again. 'Tis been almost a year since I have hung out with you peoples. NO I DON'T DO THE MAFIA THING, SO DON'T ASK. Shit. Got laundry and dishes to do.

Lol Nice Party!
hehehe it wasn't very nice but i danced dj sucked but it was still ok not a lot of people but still funny wearing a costum (in fact i took the clothes of my sister, she's a doctor) check out the pics i uploaded! i'm waiting for the pics that my friends took too! i came home at 7:30 am and went to sleep at 8 and i slept till 7pm lol 11 hrs!!!!!! hahaha now it's almost 3am again, i'm thinking about to go to sleep soon :P well it was a lost saturday lol hope everyone enjoyed it! :P much love Maria

Lol N Since Im On A Roll... 1 More Poem
this is the ONLY story my mother EVER recited to me. it is one of her faves and her father read it to her as a child. it has since become one of my faves as well as the memories associated with it. The Cremation of Sam McGee Robert W. Service, 1874-1958 There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold. The arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold. The northern lights have seen queer sights But the queerest they ever did see, Was that night on the marge of Lake LeBarge When I cremated Sam McGee. Now Sam McGee was from Tenessee Where the cotton blooms and blows. Why he left his home in the south to roam 'round the poles, God only knows. He was always cold, but the land of gold Seemed to hold him like a spell, Though he'd often say in his homely way That he'd sooner live in Hell. On a Christmas day we were mushing our way Over the Dawson trail. Talk of your cold, through the parka's f

Lol No Really , I"m Fine!
F - fkd up I - insecure N - neurotic E - emotional and I'm a BITCH too B - beautiful I - intelligent T - talented C - charming H - hugable oh and don't forget, I'm also a WOMAN W - wonderful O - optimistic M - mesmerizing A - attentive N - nurturing

Lol Nothing But The Dog In Him Haha
Aug. 5, 2009 THREE RIVERS, Mich. (AP) -- Authorities said a man has been arrested in for barking at a police dog. The Three Rivers Police Department said officers responded Monday evening to an apartment complex to investigate a suspicious situation. Police said Wednesday in a statement a 26-year-old man in the area "began to torment" a police dog inside the patrol car by barking and shouting at it, causing the animal to become excited and "very aggressive." The man was arrested and later released on bond. He faces a charge of disorderly conduct.

Lol... Online Fun N Games...
So someone please fill me in on what the fascination with the online games is, because I really don't quite comprehend. LOL... inevitably the lie comes to the surface and you get caught. So begs the question, why lie?? Why disrespect the people you call friends by being dishonest with them?? Just a little food for thought on this chilly Monday...

Lol, O I Could See This Happening
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says.. "Grandpa ,....... Go home, you're drunk.

Lol Ok
So if you down rate me that's fine I don't really care....but if I leave a comment and call you out on it (which I only do if I'm 100% sure it was you) don't get pissed at me....you shouldn't have done it if it was something you only did because you didn't think I would know who it was....lol if you gonna rate "honestly" at least be honest enough to not to lie about it.....on to more important things....just an update they got my uncles fever down and he's stable now which is a good news...but he's far from out of the woods...he's still on life support and they put a feeding tube in last night....anyway hope you all had a great weekend and have an even better day!!

Lolol
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

Lolol ... Virus? (repost) Too Cute Not To Post!
subject: LOLOL ... virus? (repost) date: 2007-02-02 10:45:42 If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave th

Lolol
Drinks Show Your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love t

Lol Odd Thought
why does anyone allow bush at meetings anymore.. i mean haven't we all decided he is the antichrist (lol) pretty much and we don't want to listen to him anymore? i just think its crazy that he's at the G8 summit and people are actually listening to him thats all...

Lol Omg Britts Did Something Stupide
ok i just heard on the radio that miss spears did a hit and run, now that is just sooooooooooooooooo funny how in the hell dose she even get around with out killing someone JK i mean come on with as much money as she has she should get a limo and a driver to drive her sorry ass around. she is a perfect reason why i dislike young hollywood, they act like the world is theirs to do as they will and the rest of us must serve them at their every beck and call, give me a fucken break it is our hard earned money that made you the stars that you are, get a clue if we stoped buying you records and movies you would go broke in a year or so thanks to the way you live like you dont have a worry in the world.

Lol Omg This Is Funny As Hell Lmao
Roses are red, nuts are brown skirts are up panties are down so when its stiff stick it in cause to me sex is not a sin dam lol im finding these all over lol yep and i am laffin..if its too harsh sorry but its my humor again

Lol!!! Omg They Are Everywhere!!!
apolishper...: so u wouldnt mind if he didnt huh...he doenst have to touch me ->apolishper...: LOL he is VERY straight.... apolishper...: im 23 bicurious...may be imposing myself...but threesome? ->apolishper...: A LONG TIME apolishper...: excellent how long u been with ur man?> ->apolishper...: straight.... apolishper...: veryc ool...straight bi ? ->apolishper...: VERY proudly taken! apolishper...: married single? ->apolishper...: just what it says apolishper...: Im Jared by the way yourself? ->apolishper...: hmmm....no apolishper...: may i/? ->apolishper...: cool apolishper...: i wanna see u naked!

Lol Ok Next!
can we tell i'm bored???? if you HAD to change ONE thing about me, whether it's physical or personality... what would it be?? i don't wanna hear "nothing you're perfect" bullshit, i wanna know ... if it was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to change one thing... what would you change??? ~Sin

Lol Ok
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th

Lol Oh Yeah!!!
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?” “I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir,” she replies. “I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?” The woman looks at him with a coy

Lol...oh Well...
Well, yes the ex's wife left him Sunday. I went all week long being his shoulder to cry on...and knew that it wasn't the pain he'd caused me that he was crying about. I finally pulled it out of him last night because he was still trying to hold onto me. I couldn't handle it anymore, I couldn't be his shoulder to cry on any longer. Because of the stress he's put her under, the child she's carrying is in danger. She is now forced onto strict bed rest for the remainder of her pregnancy. Hypertension, Gestational Diabtetes, and swelling of the legs and feet. He's finally seen what he's done and what he's caused and realizes some of the pain he put me through while carrying both of our kids. He's in a lot of pain...but I can not help him through it anymore. Karma is a bitch and I am getting mine. I'm OK, hanging in here and holding my head high. I've done some things that I never should have done because I loved him. It's a hopeless cause, I know that now and will no longer

Lol... Omg...wtf?
Found this in someone's "about me" section. I just laughed myself stupid. Wanted to share with my friends... ENJOY! "DEAR SANTA CLAUSE, IT'S ME -----------. YEA, I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OLD TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS MY LIST IS VERY SHORT BUT WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN LIFE. YA SEE, THERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING WOMAN THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT LIVES FAR AWAY AND HAS NOT BEEN FEELING VERY WELL LATELY. FOR MY GIFT THIS YEAR CAN YOU PLEASE HELP HER GET BETTER SO MY DARLING CAN BE HERE WITH ME AND MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF YOU CAN DO THIS. MILK AND COOKIES WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE USUAL SPOT. MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!!" This dude is in his 30's or 40's at least! okay.. have fun!

Lol Pretty Damn Accurate
You scored as EXTREAMELY PISSED. You are a danger to yourself and others... WELCOME TO THE CLUB. You need to seek help before you assult someone.EXTREAMELY PISSED96%Depression v.v79%Some Anger Issues58%^.^ Happy8%O.O anger mannagement?created with QuizFarm.com

Lol Part 2 To The Bipolar Mess Blog!
hes always deleting his account LMAO next week he'll upload more pics and everything will be fine! does he ever get tired of it? LMAO!!! and his friends still remain friends with him?? im sorry but i got sick of it after the first few times!

Lol Privet My Ass
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Lol Penises Giggle
One Of The Problems Of Being A Bloke Copied From A Newsgroup Posting(the author is responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom): Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare us guys ever hit what we're aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee and then just start spinning around, just so I'll make sure I hit something. You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted. After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to sit down and

Lol Random Thoughts Of Right Now!
My life is hilarious I swear! As soon as my ex stops her shit an old ex that became obsessed with me after we dated for 3 days and has stalked me ever since..Shows up on here and threatens to kill me and tape raping my ex and showing me the tape! And this is my life lol welcome to it! Id trade u anytime... Im goin to slow down on pointing out fakes Cause theres so many iv spotted its insane and I have better things to do like filter out my list that there nodoubtably on somewhere!(Im watching)So dont think Im fooled just yet!I just know everytime I mention it and u see it u make like 5 more! Crazyness I just want this court shit over... Im thrown into a broken condition..They know Im valnerable thats why there doing it but there always tempted to reveal themselves! I copy the links n keep an eye out! I just feel bad for my ex that has like 20 fake people watching her on her list! Not my fuckin shit to worry about lol! I gots my own shit! If your goin to kill me though Fuck p

Lol So Not Me In Vehicle Choice
Your sexual experience is like an 80's hook up van You have a great deal of sexual experience, because you are so charming. You are also inventive, and have lots of confidence in yourself. Besides, who can resist an 80’s hook up van? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lol Sissy This Made Me Think Of U
Listen to Everything! Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I we

Lol, So True.
You scored as Emo Kid. You listen to emo. 'Nuff said. You know how to dress. You usually feel as if nobody understands you. Emo Kid100%Stoner93%Goth60%Punk47%Loner33%Geek/Nerd20%Hot13%"Ghetto"13%Jock0%Prep0%What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?created with

Lol Sex One Liners...funny
Is it wrong to have sex before you are married? Only if you are late for the ceremony. My sex life is a disaster. Last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts. What's a diaphragm? A trampoline for dickheads. What's the difference between medium and rare? 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare. Why didn't Dolly Parton ever take up stage acting? They all said she'd be a big bust on Broadway. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes. What was Dolly Parton voted in high school? Most likely to breast-feed Ethiopia. Why was Joan Collins voted most popular girl at the US Cavalry dance? Because she was mounted more times than the horses. Why was Joan Collins voted "Woman of the Year" by Screw magazine? Because she had more meat between her buns than McDonald's. Did you know that Rock Hudson was going to make a movie with Sylvester Stallone? They were going to call it Ram-Butt. Did

Lols !
5 Kinds of Sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. Chores on the Farm A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs." The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans

Lol Some Guys Are Soooo Funny
so i read a blog from a guy that i used to talk to. it kind of made me laugh cuz everything he put in there was basically about me...lol...anyways here are somethings that we always fought about when we were talking. Absolutely no flirting!!!!! this was not aloud, could not talk to any other guy or give them my phone number, could not leave comments on a guys page or get a comment from a guy on my page. but yet he had chicks all up on his page and he did the same right back to them! sexual and flirty. You have to say brb or hold on a sec when talking on the computer!!!! cuz god forbid if u have to throw up or you have the runs, cuz you have to say brb first...screw cleaning up the barf from in between your keys! Not saying GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!! ok, i am not a christian and i am far from any religious person what so ever! but do not sit there and tell me that i can not say something when i am 29 years old. i respected the man and tried not to say it since he was such a god fearing man!

Lol, So Funny
I am getting back online and trying to get caught back up on the cherry tap here, giving people comments back and so forth I always try to get back to everyones page that leaves me something. Larry thanks for the cherry blast you got me, that was so sweet. I changed my page. I always like change in case you noticed, lol, there so much music I like and pics I want to share, and sayings I love or that caught my eye, thats why I change, and it keeps my page looking new!!!! Kisses Alyse

Lol Strange Dream
i had a couple of dreams firt i had a dream that my friend dave and heather and i were all sleep on a couch i woke up and heather woke up and then he woke up and then i was driving to go to some show and then i was at an airport and they were checking my bags and then i ran and i was at fucking disneyland

Lol So Women With Boobs Smile
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save fo

Lol Since I Dont Blogg Too Much
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Lol Something I Thought Up Talkin To A Friend Tonight!
Just thought this was funny...made it up tonight what do ya'll think...should i do the next mastercard commercial?!?! LMAO 56.00 to a man = fun at the titty bar 56.00 to a married man = 28.00 - piece of stripper booty 28.00 - divorce AIDS - F*k'n priceless

Lol Shine!!
Beauty means something different to everyone I suppose. To one a persons beauty shines from first glance and others well it takes more time to shine. Is beauty only skin deep? Who are we to judge who is beautiful and who is not? I believe all people have beauty within, whether they know it or not. Am I saying this because I am not the typical beauty? No because to that one person I am, I am the one who he sees every day and that is good enough for me. SO remember beauty is in us all let it shine!!

Lol She's A Spunky Little Thing!
My mum was telling myself and my sister this story just now. Apparently she was working when some man came up to her and told her he was going to take her sunglasses because he liked them. (Keep in mind my mum is 4'11") So she says she looked up at this guy who was almost 6' tall and tells him, "Hey if you can survived doing that without me tearing your arm off your body, then yeah, they're yours." .... he then told her he was joking. yeah sure he was. hahahahaha!

Lol Some People....
Where do you all get off on telling me what to do and where to put things lol...if i wanna do a mumm dont tellme what to do w/it and I wont ever post a fucking mumm again and faras blogs no one fucking reads them

Lol Sorry Az
So anyway yeah im a stinker lol since az tried to add doll once again today I figured hey its open season on futarts Not only did I highjack and change his bulletin his fam members were reposting our version and sending us fubucks cause az told them too ok it was me but ha I laughed either way heres the original below it will be our version on it hey thatx fu tart lol PLEASE HELP ME OUT > > > Listen people... > Let's be honest here for a minute. I am not, for whatever reason, the most liked individual on this website... and I've come to terms with that, however, it's about time I find out who my TRUE friends are here. I am trying to go for a SPOTLIGHT and I need all the help I can get. > > I need my friends to band together and help me out. I would really appreciate any and all help you could give me. > > I'm not asking for much here. I'm just asking for you dig a little bit into your fu-wallets and lend a hand... Use FUPAL and give me whatever

Lol..sb Convos
My Shoutbox sueann: rubbing my pussy ->sueann: just rating pics and stuff sueann: wat u doing ->sueann: ok sueann: how are u - >sueann: hi sueann: hi BTW I dont know who this chic is. Maybe she was trying to test me, who knows. Anyways if you girls are gonna play the game..least play it right..LOL

Lol! Some People...
Read from bottom to top! I would have ignored what this pathetic excuse of a man said to me had he simply apologized or at least made a lame excuse. Not so much as even a "hello". *sigh* Oh well, I'm a "CUNT". At least I admit it. Enjoy! I did! LOL! ->backupjack: Now shut the fuck up, you pathetic shitbag! ->backupjack: If you read my profile, it clearly states how I feel and some simple rules! Can't handle it, move along! It's simple! Really! ->backupjack: What fucking part of you calling me a cunt do you think offends me??? I KNOW I'm a cunt! What's your fucking point??? ->backupjack: hahhahahah Is CUNT the MOST CREATIVE word you can come up with?? backupjack: ok, whatever you say now I will ignore, type all you want, because you are a big fucking CUNT ->backupjack: I don't appreciate rude pricks talking to me like that. And you know what? They deserve NO respect from me when that's the FIRST thing they say to me. So FUCK OFF! ->backupjack: what's your point? MAKE me s

Lol Sounds Like Something I'd Pull
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello" I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone,I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came

Lol Signs Of The Apocalypse
Tampons start to bleed… IN THE BOX! Reanimated corpse of Mr. Hooper descends on Sesame Street to exact murderous vengeance on Snuffleupagus Viacom reincorporates as a non-profit North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota Los Angeles swept away by 1000-foot Cheez Wiz tsunami Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings Jerry Falwell comes out of the closet Canada develops its own culture Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds Tall glasses of cool, wholesome milk spontaneously transform into frothing cups of demon vomit Whiteheads become chic Chimpanzees begin to accessorize Switzerland falls into the sea The Anti-Christ appears – accompanied by the Uncle-Christ Flipping someone the bird can KILL THEM New fast food craze: McLocust Burgers Cease fire declared in war between cats and dogs P. Diddy is appointed U

Lol Thought This Was To Funny!!!
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky70%Average40%A WUSS !!30%A Sicko20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Lol The Second Type I Attract Is True!
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?

Lol This A Good One
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Lol This Is True And Funny
What would men do if they could have a vagina for the day? 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Lol The Sex Quiz...r U Up For It???
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun +Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;). AFTER you're done... put your name on the comments, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand]. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite s

Lol This Is Cute..
Love me................leave a message like me.................leave a comment wanna date me....... leave your number wanna fuck me....leave a "fuck me?" message think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics care about me ....................leave a caring message

Lol... Two Down Four To Go
Your Birthdate: March 30 You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone. Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them. Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Lol To Jenn N Her Lackies (you Are The Final Obsticals In My Path!)
LOL To Jenn n her lackies You are the final obsticals in my path! All I must do is survive your attempts to ruin and possibly take my life! But concidering u have wanted to for about 8 or 9 years now u are of no concern to me! I dont care about my life as u have probably read in my blogs lol! If I do die hopefully someone will stand up to the government.. thats all I have to say lol! Back to drinking for me (Leave my ex alone she has nothing to do with your anger towards me) There is no purpose to your actions for Im already miserable.. You just bring yourself down tryin to fuck with me! For Im fakehater and I can smell bullshit from miles away! ps how many more accounts will be added to this list of fake? LIL cutie wit a booty http://cherrytap.com/user/558292 Still lookin for mr right http://cherrytap.com/user/555252

Lol,thoughts Of Banana
While the sun flares upon a sparkling beach Beneath a cabana of flowing cloth she’ll wait Sips of a Margarita moistens hungry lips Thong of white painting loves gate Pink nailed toes inhale the breeze As gentle winds tickle fine stomach hairs The elixir subdues her busy mind Chasing the worries, and all the cares At last her bronzed slave approaches She knows for her beck and call When she’s done he’ll tremble For her will demands his all Oil me up is whispered her command Miss not a spot or I’ll surely scream He begins as she turns over Blind that this isn’t his dream As drops of oil fall in beads Over a body God didn’t waste Excitement pressures Bermuda shorts Her passions wishes could taste Two strings drop and her bottoms bare As Tan lines reflect upon his sol

Lol This Is Cute Lol
Never Trust A Midget A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

Lol@this Bitch
the bouncers did play hardball with me and made me remove the sticky but they also tagged the pic he ripped from me nsfw, this being why i have one salute now instead of 2, this girl needs to be more carefull, i have freinds everywhere that will let me know when some old ass bag is talking shit, check out this hag lmao http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2659674219#

Lol This Is Funny Naughty Application!!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BO

Lol This Is Funny
ok monday Paris Hilton called Barbra Walters and said she was ok and the reason she was "ill" and was let out early was she wasnt eating and was scared that one of the guards would take a foto of her on the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA she really needs to think about what she said there if I remember right it was her that made a few home made sex tapes and let them out for all to see if she was soooooooo worried that some one was going to see her naughty parts its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to fucken late for that sweet cheeks if you didnt want any one seeing you naked nude or in any other way shape or form you shouldnt have done the tapes or even gone out with out your panties you stupid BITCH oh and on the stupid thing she said shes not going to act dumb or stupid any more WTF you were acting thats bullshit you werent acting you really are stupid but what the hell if you want to stop ACTING stupid thats up to you but when you have done it as for as long as you have theres no turning

Lol They Keep Getting Worse
i seen you , even though you hardly know i am there. thinking of you, wishing things would have ended up different. we don't know what could have been never really gave it our best shot fun and games we thought it was til feelings just got too much and our blood boiling high. sort of laid it to rest we must of thought it was for the best but in the back of my mind i can't help but wonder how it would have been and just wondering if should should have just said nothing at all

Lol This Is Fucked Up
ok i just read about the Batmobile batman forever was up for auction and how much it was worth and how much it really sold for, the seller said it was worth $800,000 but it sold for only $297,000. thats not the messed up part, it all of the restrictions they put on the buyer Please note that the successful bidder must be prepared to sign a Warner Bros. and DC Comics purchase agreement that includes the following restrictions: 1.The Batmobile may only be exhibited at purchaser’s permanent location and at auto shows conducted at parks, schools and other similar public places but not at shopping malls, markets, department stores or commercial locations. 2. The Batmobile may only be exhibited in a stationary state and must be mechanically unable to be driven while on display to the general public and must comply with applicable fire codes. 3.The Batmobile may be driven solely when necessary for maintenance purposes and may never be driven while in public view. 4.No modifi

Lol Today's Gonna Be Good
I think this is the 4th time this guy has sent me this (different account before of course) then i got this in my shoutbox.... foenix (sl...: hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to wokr or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of?

Lol Thanks Stimulus Package
You know you’re from Massachusetts if: You know what a pocketbook is You call them what they really are “sneakers” (not “tennies”) You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town The public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be caught dead on the "Orange Line" You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names 53 degrees is "on the warm side" You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone "to go" in the snow You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies" A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it "bubbla". You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifte

Lol Thats Y They Call Me Evil Lmao
so um my friend had met a native american that shared the same language as i do. she asked me how to say to him your a beautiful person well of course what i told u was no where near that and she said that to him and he said um do u know what u just said to me she said all proudly yes i do and he said ok so where shall we do this she was like what he said u just said to me wanna f**k haha omg lolol she was so embarrassed and of course he and i still laff at that ... wahooooooooooo lmao

Lol...thanks Seamus For Pointin This Out To Me
I know I am goin to hell...but I giggled at the irony ;) COLORADO SPRINGS - Talk about a bad day. A pregnant woman not only was chased down by a brown bear, but got hit by a car in her attempt to get away. It happened Thursday morning on a trail in Colorado Springs near woodman road and Vincent Drive. On the trail, there are warnings about possible flash flooding. But nothing prepared a pregnant Ashley Swendsen for a dangerous encounter with wildlife. "I heard a rustle. I looked behind me and it was a bear--2 feet away," says Swendsen, who is 6 months pregnant. The 26-year-old kept on walking, and then noticed the bear was following her. "I freaked out and start running. It was chasing me for about 20 seconds," she says. She made it to the street. But her troubles were far from over. "This lady hit me with her car. She wasn't going that fast. I just rolled off her car," she says. An elderly woman hit her from behind then took off. The female bear also took off. Officers la

Lol Too Funny How Some People Have To Be So Lame
So, I havent posted a blog in some time. I used to love reading blogs about fakes being busted and finally gonna do one of those myself. Chump calls himself Randy Orton and claims to be the actual wrestler. Goes as far as stating on his profile that he is a single dad, blah blah blah. So me being me asked in a comment how the real Mrs Randy Orton would feel and that I'd love to see a salute or him get the old verified celeb status they used to have on here. Funny now I'm blocked yet the woman also claiming on fubar to be "Da Bitch wife to Randy Orton comes and rates me a 10. Gawd I love fakes, lol http://fubar.com/5780958 link to the profile if you'd love to go say hi :)

Lol This Is Funny Beyond Belief!!
OMG LOVE THIS!!!! WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. :) (Seriously, I was eating my cheerios when I read this and I'm still picking them out of the keyboard.)Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. ... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the

Lol This Is Funny
A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the man is asking for sex.The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to handwash!"

Lol Us Virgos Wahooooo
us nasty virgos yikes lmao That Virgo virgin thing is a ruse. All Virgos have a secret life and it's frequently pretty kinky. Like the chaste librarian in her glasses. All she really wants is for someone to rip 'em off, and kiss her hard. The key to loving a Virgo: Virgos like to WORK. They want to work. They need to work and furthermore, others need them to work. And this is very hard for non-Virgos to understand. Virgos don't want to lie around. They don't want to vacation for a month. Pulllllease! They need food (healthy food), they need sex (Virgo's an earth sign) and they need to serve (in the same way a bird needs to fly).

Lol ... Writers Block Done
You stir me so deep inside Now my feelings I can’t hide The flame burns out of control Now I don’t care about my soul Only the passion I hold for you Only You are the one who knew How desires we share can fan the flame That nothing of the world can tame Fires that forge two into one makes us forever till time is done To think you. To breathe you every day To long when apart for you in every way To know that forever you’re my heart and soul And to know without you I will never be whole Bonded in the spirit that we both share No other heart and soul can compare By R, Thomas Dinsmore

Lol Wtf
M&M Duels Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am l

Lol... Well That Is Not All Bad For A Bitch
You scored as Siditty Bitch, You are a SIDITTY BITCH in other words, (stuck up). You know that you are all that, people are always giving you attention and you walk with pride. You are very prissy and high class and very conceited but gotta reason!Siditty Bitch71% Freaky Bitch50% Wannabe Bitch46% The BADDEST BITCH42% Smart/Classy Bitch13% Gangsta Bitch4% Crazy Bitch0% WHAT BITCH R U?created with QuizFarm.com

Lol ..whats On Your Mind
COME ON !! IF YOUR READING THIS REPLY TO IT HAVE A LITTLE FUN AND POST IT YOURSELF SEE WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. HAVE FUN!!!!!! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Height: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Fave Color: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you ever ask me out? 4. Would you kiss me? 5. ...with tongue? 6. Would you enjoy it? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Try to suduce me? 9. Get me Drunk and have your way with me? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -What would it b

Lol What's Your Sign
Aquarius - I'm The Wifey/Hubby Type Gemini - I Fuck Better Than You Cancer - I Can Make You Love Me Leo - I Fuck Like No Other! Aries- I'm The Best At Sex! Libra - I'm Great In Bed! Scorpio - I'll Make You Scream My Name Sagittarius - I Have Great Lips To Kiss! Taurus - I'm Sexy As Hell Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long! Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life Virgo - I'm A Lover, Not A Hater

Lol...why?
Why the fork do ya say lol....knowing your not laughing out loud who came up with that??? I mean sometimes there is a lil chuckle under your breath. Lordy knows some people on here crack me up and i do laugh out loud but I dont say lol when i do.....bugs me that i say lol soooo much seeee im often laughing out loud but i dont say lol and you know you type "lol" way to much when in an actual conversation you say L O L .....shakes my head and goes to town ......lol

Lol Well Dayum, That Defines It I Guess Lmao
love (lŭv) pronunciation n. 1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. 2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance. 3. 1. Sexual passion. 2. Sexual intercourse. 3. A love affair. 4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object. 5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment. 6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love. 7. 1. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language. 2. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love. 8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid. 9. often Love Christianity. Charity. 10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.

Lol Wow So Lost For Words My Words Some Words Are Small
I LOVE PEOPLE , I LOVE DOING FOR PEOPLE THAT WHEN SOMEONE DOES NICE THINGS FOR ME I CRY THAT IS A SIDE OF ME THAT SHOWS AND THAT I NEVER EXCEPT ANYTHING IN RETURN . SO MANY FRIENDS TOUCH MY HEART , KAGE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AS HIS MOM HELEN . TY'S SO MUCH FOR BEING MY FRIEND OR HAVING ME IN YOUR FAMILY . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA BREW GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Lol What The Hell
why is it like every profile i read say im not here for sex. is it really that much of an issue i dont cyber or have phone sex. i cant help but laugh when i read that or dont ask to see my NSFW photos. personally i dont go to look at your nsfw i rate and comment those only cause its a rate. another favorite of mine is dont ask me to see your NSFW. i got pics like that but i dont really want ppl to see it i posted them to prove to myself that i can be crazy. if you rate them fine if yu leave a comment thanx. but to be truthful im not very confident of my member. anyways off track here. i cant stop laughing when i read that shit in your about me's cause that just says that there are a bunch of masterbateing men pretending to be friends for jerk off material

Lol Why Is It So Hard
why is it so hard for some to relize this is a internet site lol I love this place it is a fun place to chat with alot of new and diffrent people.So why is it so hard for some of them to understand I dont take everything on here personal nor should they if dealing with me.You will know when you have crossed over into my real life.so for those having a hard time with it get over it!I have a life outside fubar.So if am not taking your fu marriage or flirting to heart it is nothing against you,there is no reason to hate on me lol ...Like I said you will know when you have crossed over and it means something to me.The number one reasons for me writting this is so some of the ones taking it to heart will stop bothering my friends and family on here with the drama.trust me we have enough in our real life already lol Peace and love to you all!!!

Lol Wow!
OK so some people really need to get a grip... im not mentioning any names but someone who i thaught was a friend of mine turned on me today because i reposted a bulletin about someone he doesnt like... talk about BIPOLAR!!!! Get a grip dude go to the extent of deleting me and blocking me... but this would be ur second time doing this to me... and if i get a 3rd friend request from u in the future u can gaurantee i wont except it... and call the cops on me all u want i tried working our friendship with you but i guess u dont care... i was one of ur real friends u made me i think like 5 pics... said u were gonna make me 20 for sticking a bully for u that i never even got but i dont care because thats not what friends are for i wasnt after u for pics or blasts or anything i didnt care about that material bull shit but whatever im sure ur gonna send ur little friends over to view my blogs... just like ive allready seen 3 of em in my bar tab since ive been writing this... and go ahead and

Lol Well That Explains
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

Lol!!!! Wow Just Wow!
After a good friend of mine mentioned a beggar on this site, ya'll know I had to give the dunce a reality check. Here is what went down. Of course, read bottom to top... ->babygirl: Nope sorry. Because honestly you are full of shit. I am not the only person you have begged on here, quite frankly....you need to get your shit straight and stop asking perfect strangers for money. That is low AND lame. IF you truly have a baby like you claim, you wouldn't be laying this poor "pitty me" story on people, including my friends, and you'd honestly be taking care of your shit. You don't know me. I have two kids of my own that I have custody of that I SUPPORT because I am a good father. What the fuck are you doing online right now begging people for money instead of out breaking your back to find a job? Get your shit straight and fuck off. Your begging will be and IS your downfall.babygirl: if u could->babygirl: Didn't you just get through saying you aren't begging or wanting me to help

Lol Wonders If Anyone Reads These Lol Probably Good If Not
lol been a few days since my last post yeah i still hate my blessed lucky life. well since last post i broke off with my fufiance. wish i never got started with him he could have been good friend but i do stupid things sometimes. lol ok most times. not sure why is it because im just really lonely or what. i know that i will not have anything serious with man for while if ever. i should keep it light. i cant give my heart to anyone its already taken. and im a dumass for letting him know. i did that tonite would blame alcahol but i didnt drink that much. lol who do u talk to when your best friend is one that u need to talk about. i tried the fumafia stuff dont get it. spent few days with my mother, to sum up that one i love her and i know she loves me but she is disapointed in who i am and cant hide it and i cant be but who i am so its hard for both of us. as i type this there if fudrama unfolding sometimes i wont to smack ppl and tell them to get smart but i dont know whole

Lol! X 2
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country 16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether

Lol Yes I Got Bored And Found This...
You know there's at least one person on Cherry Tap that wants to be your Valentine. And V-Day is comin'... Here's the application for that special someone. Let's see who replies back with the following filled out. Have Fun. SECTION 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Hair Color: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You?: DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: SECTION 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: SLAPED YO ASS?: I ran away from home: I got into a fight WITH A MIDGET and you weren't there?: I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? SECTION 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: SECTION 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Kept something important from me? SECTION 5: Would You... [

Lol Yah.... Right!!!
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town, Cowboy..." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!!

Lol You Guys Are Great
hey all, just wanted to say thanks for the kickass comments in the last blogs i posted, there's some real jackasses around and i'm glad i'm not the only one that's sick of them :) i've already blocked someone for the reasons in the last blog, and i'm honestly just glad it's only one so far. most of you are so absolutely awesome and i'm glad i have you guys around as friends for support, even when it's just another blog of me bitching lol /hugs everyone i'll work on more pics tonight hopefully, and although i do believe they're still going as family only for tonight, if the rates continue like they did today, i may either unlock it later or take another set for you all /hugs again Sin

Lol, Yeah I Did
My offer includes: crush for the month add to family top friend rate stash & pics* during hh *with 11's* {add more when I think of it or as bid increases} I do not need a VIP but bling would be great! oh and by the way............... He has 664,697 Points to go to be an Insider! He is a sweetheart. He can even personalize pics and such. I am not so good at that. So, come join me on his page and show him a lil' b'day love. I love this song,lol. Lovable_Perv@ fubar

Lol You're Not So Bad
So I'm a bit riled up since last night and tonight I get this little crybaby punk wanting to start stuff about me. Last night he's sending people messages claiming how I'm not helping someone who helped me in a contest. Okay for starters MORON I wasn't ONLINE most of the day. Just because my account is signed on does NOT mean I'm near the computer. Maybe you sit at your computer 24/7 staring at the screen hoping any chick will hit on you and maybe make your pathetic life mean something for 2 seconds but I don't. This pansy is one of those who thinks he's such a badass. He's the bad boy of Fubar because his account got locked. Um dude...PLENTY of people have gotten their accounts locked. It doesn't make you a badass. It means you did something stupid. But I've had to laugh. This pathetic punk HATES me because I made a mistake and kind of got in the middle of something. Long story to that but regardless that issue is over and done with. Anyways he decided to pick sides o

Lolz I Saw That Coming
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil. Michael Myers80%Hannibal Lecter35%Jason Voorhees20%Captain Spaulding20%Leatherface20%Freddy Krueger20%Jigsaw15%Candyman15%Buffalo Bill0%Pinhead0%Which Horror

Lolz
plz gif this guy a reality check! wtf. who sits here and sais in a online journal that he is capable of murner cuz someone dumped him. who sit there and says he wish someone gets murded and raped. thsi duse is fucked up and need to be hind locked doors.. he makes this world unsafe to be in. """"DONT EVVVVVVVVVER VISIT MY PAGE, AGAIN!!! I dont want to see your ugly mug on my profile viewers EVER AGAIN! Wanna make me happy? FIND ANOTHER SITE, cause I WAS THE ONE WHOP SHOWED YOU THIS SITE... NOW, I'm TJE ONE ASKING YOU TO LEAVE do me that favour and leave this site... I shouldnt have brought you here, in the first place If you do that, you wont hear from me, anymore... if you dont... well, then, I'll have to make your life misreable Now LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Do I EVER HATE your gutts I hope someone rapes and murders you on the street I hope something terrible happens to you in your life You deserve no less "Can I spend the day with Lennon an

Lolz
so i just got a call from a friend of mine. i love her to death and would do anything for her. well, apparently her husband told her of a dream he had and i was in it...along with her...and we were doing some pretty dirty things. i thought it was hilarious and just awesome. so for her hubbys birthday she is talking to some of her photographer friends and we are going to set up a photoshoot to pretty much bring his dream to life. lol. it should be fun. ill keep you all updated :P

Lol'z...
I posted a blog... elsewhere, today. Which prompted the following response from one of my fiercely intelligent, and amusing pals. Enjoy. I laughed til pain at this one... way to bring the room down. i was just bouncing along having a grand ol' time and then BAM! you gotta go throw reality into the mix. for the sake of future endeavours, allow me to bestow upon you a tidbit of info that has never failed as it is a universality. and i have never, i mean NEVER been wrong when it comes to the male species and their interactions with the opposite sex. no matter how great he seems, no matter how sensitive he comes off, no matter how naturally he seems to cuddle or that adorable kick he does when he's chasing something in his sleep, you must always remember the male mantra. *ahem* repeat after me:pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy. pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy.it runs on a continuous loop 24/7. even the best of us, it's there. this is why gay men so often looked confused because

Lolz At The Obvious
Earlier today a friend showed me some stuff on the obvious sides of fubar. Normally I knew about stuff like this on Fubar, but I began to see some horridly ugly things turn after turn the harder I looked. For instance: How fucking sad is it to sell yourself online for digital stuff? What is this pray tell? Well how about I whip my nuts out, write your name on them, take a pic, and post it on fubar for the mere cost of a 65 credit bling pack? Wtf right? Not gonna happen, especially on my end with me being a dude and any relatively smart woman out there knowing than the vast majority of men will just whip the whole fruit basket out to any woman who will ask. A vast sterotype obviously, but you get the idea. Besides, only 1 person I am sure of would even want to see that, and she has permenant free access anyways. :P ANYWHOO- Primarily, it is just deplorable to do such a thing. Don't get me wrong, the ladies on fubar kick ass and it being an adult site you can do whatever the fuck yo

The Lolz Of Fu Sometimes
someone's status says, "send me bling credits , so i can buy my friends fu marriage" I responded "tells your friends to go get jobs, like real married couples :P said friend wanting to get fu married says, "hey jerk off, both me and my bf have jobs, now go watch your porn or whatever it is you do" oh the 31 flavors i can go on this one :D first off, you cant afford your own fu marriage? here's a thought, DONT GET FU MARRIED! next, getting your friends to beg for credits so THEY can buy your fu marriage for you? oh wait, they arent buying it, the suckers who gave them credits are buying it, so its not even a genuine gift. How embarrassing. I dont care what your situation is, all of fubar is PLAY MONEY, there is nothing on here that is ever needed..... EVER, including bling. Honestly if you can't afford the stuff that costs money on fubar, ride out the free part of it for all u can get.you may not get to the top, but you can certainly go a long way. Don't ask me to spend my hard e

Lomas
Is Nico living today? Yes. She calls herself Lomas (maybe a short for Life On Mars) She is always overfriendly and seems to have a need for control. You get a feeling that she is afraid of not being wanted, but it has a totally different explanation. Every step she does is done with the knowledge of what she has done, at the same time she fights that feeling back. That is how people are when they fight for a lie and wins. Like a overfriendly guest you've brought to bed? No, absolutely not Jim. What is Nico's main theory? That she can get to bed with Brian Jones if she sleeps with all his friends (this is not possible, Hendrix died years ago) and that she will make good music once she has infiltrated the music business totally (as we seen that is not true either, music dropped drastic in quality once Brian died). The theory springs from the suggestion that Alan Delon is nearly/almost the father of her child. Seen in the view of eternity this might maybe come true.

Lomahotellit
Hotellit kaupungeittain ympäri maailmaa. Yhteensä yli 27000 hotellia. Jokaisesta hotellista kuva, tähtiluokitus, sijainti ja osoite, hotellin ja hotellihuoneiden varustelu ja ominaisuudet suomeksi. Hotelleja voi selailla ja etsiä niitä hakutoiminnon avulla antamalla kaupungin nimen. Tarkan hotellin sijainnin voi tarkistaa kartalta. City Sightseeing Pregnancy Time Hotellit

London Bridge
Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit! They aint ready for this? Oh Shit! Oh Its me, FergieThe Pen Polo Fergie, Ferg whats up baby? VERSE 1 When I come to the club step aside. Part the seas, dont be havin me in the line VIP cause u know I gotta shine Im Fergie Ferg and me love you long time All my girls get down on the floor. Back to back, drop it down real low Im such a lady, but Im dancin like a ho Cause you know I dont give a fuck so here we go CHORUS How come every time you come around, My London, London bridge want to go down, like London, London, London Want to go down like London, London, London Be goin down like How come every time you come around, My London, London bridge want to go down, like London, London, London Want to go down like London, London, London Be goin down like Now as the drinks start pouring and my speech start slurring, everybody start looking real good Oh Shit! VERSE 2 Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose Now Im wis

London Calling...
Hey gang, Getting all prepped to head to London. Just wanted to tip everyone off and let them know that we have a phone-in interview featured on www.daytonbands.com. Drop by and check it out if you are interested.... Dayton Bands Water Cooler-Small Town Sleeper interview Click the link above to visit Dayton Bands on the Water Cooler section on the site. You can hear the interview featuring some juicy bits on everything from our history to the latest updates on the recording process in the studio. Londons calling... Peace, -T

Londy. Londy. Londy....
Londy, Londy, Londy... Sep 23, 2006 Hello Friends, Just dropping a quick note to tell one and all that I made it across the pond! We are still getting settled in, but our lodging and studio are pretty sweet, so all is well. I guess I didn't realize how different certain things would be here in London. Still not use to driving on the wrong side of the road. (niether is Ken for that matter but getting better LOL)...honestly though, aside from bumping a couple curbs... as long as we have an address and our navigation system there are no worries. Other things to note that I didn't think of...all the electric here is different so I have to get a converter for my laptop so I can post pics. For now you're just gonna have to deal with my really bad text post. Speaking of... I'm not use to typing on this keyboard. I keep putting "" when I want an @ and an @ when I want ""...crazy. Just because it's a different country, why do they feel the need to change the keyboard. I mean...come on!

London Tornado Predicted On A London Radio Station!
12/7/2006 FREE Newsletter Sample - http://www.drturi.com/news/ Dear Readers: Only a few days ago my good friend Howard invited me on his radio show and there as always I did what I do best and that is to educate people on the power of the Universe and the creative forces of the subconscious. You may want to take the time to listen to that show and acknowledge my claims. If you downloaded a free copy of my book Moon Power 2006 (if you did not here is your option http://www.drturi.com/moonpoweroffer2006.php) please go to page 269 and read under "Environment". For those who cannot download this is what the book says for December 7th 2006 under this section. Environment: Expect surprises and explosions soon. Be aware of fire and keep an eye on the children. Chances are that nature will go berserk soon, so you don't want to be a victim. She may demonstrate her power with shocking weather. Thousands of people may be forced to relocate, fleeing disasters, flooding or ba

London Protest Over West Bengal Massacre
Environmental campaigners and South Asian activists in Britain will be picketing outside the Indian High Commission in London at 4.00pm-5.30pm on Monday April 2, in protest at the massacre of peasant farmers in West Bengal by state forces earlier this month. The Environmental Project of the Transnational Institute, South Asia Solidarity Group and Reading Grassroots Action, are protesting against the premeditated massacre of men, women and children in Nandigram on 14 and 15 March, which took place when a 5,000 strong contingent of police opened fire on local people resisting forcible eviction from their land which was to be turned into a Special Economic Zone (SEZ). "The people claim that the number of those killed is much higher than the official figure of 15, and that the police and cadres of the ruling party are burying bodies under rubble and building roads and culverts over them," said Aditi Chowdhury, a Kolkata-based social activist who has been following developments in t

London Dungeon
they called us walking corpses unholy living dead they had to lock us up put us in their british hell make sure your face is clean now can't have no dirty dead all the corpses here are clean, boy all the yanks in british hell i don't wanna be here in your london dungeon i don't wanna be here in your british hell ain't no mystery why i'm in misery in hell here's hoping you're free they called us walking corpses unholy living dead they had to lock us up put us in their british hell i don't wanna be here in your london dungeon i don't wanna be here in your british hell ain't no mystery why i'm in misery in hell here's hoping you're swell make sure your face is clean now can't have no dirty dead all the corpses here are clean, boy all the yanks in british hell i don't wanna be here in your london dungeon i don't wanna be here in your british hell ain't no mystery why i'm in misery in hell here's hoping you're swell here's hoping you're swell here's hoping you're swell here's hoping you're