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Taking a wee break from the golf course nearby, Tiger Woods drove his new Ferrari into an Irish gas station, where an attendant greeted him in the typical Irish manner, unaware who this "Yank" golf celebrity was. "Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the expensive, sleek sports car, two tees fell out of his pocket. "So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger. "Aye, and what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger. "AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ferrari think of everything."
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Another Republican Hero shot down by the liberal media... lol http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/12/268151.aspx When I saw this earlier, I guess I missed an important part of the story about the Republican congressman who got busted trying to pay a guy to have oral sex with him. -THE REPUBLICAN TRIED TO PAY THE GUY, not to receive a blowjob in a public place, But To GIVE ONE TO THE UNDERCOVER COP- Republicans are some seriously closeted fucking hypocrites. Family Values Republicans - LMMFAO Read the comments at that link... oh hell, my sides hurt. Republicans in action... hot dirty man on man action in your local park, even. How will they spin this, I wonder? He was seduced ? He was fighting the war on terror by inspecting random mens penises with a taste test for chemical wmd? This is another Family values Republican. If A Republican tells you ANY-Damn-THING, just believe the opposite.
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Crime Waves In May, a woman in Jacksonville, Ill., reported the theft of a bong from her house; she told police that she valued it because it belonged to her son, who is in prison, and it is all she had to remember him by. [Jacksonville Journal-Courier, 5-25-07] The sheriff's office in Clyman, Wis., reported that a man called 911 on April 21, alarmed that he had just paid $20 to a woman at a club after a lap dance and then realized that she was not the one who had danced for him. [Pittsburgh News-Tribune-AP, 4-22-07]
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LOL VERY FUNNY JOKE MUST READ CHEERS GANG......... Current mood: crazy Category: Parties and Nightlife Wanna laugh? this is funny One morning this little old lady walked into the Canadian National Bank to make a deposit. She insisted on only making her deposit with the President of the bank.... so after some arguing.... she got her wish and they walked her into the President's office. The President asks her how much money she would like to deposit and the little old lady answers, " I have $165,000 to deposit." The President says, "Thats quite the amount of cash to be carrying around... do you mind if I ask how you accumulated this amount?" The little old lady does not hesitate to asnwer and says, "I place bets." "Bets?" The President asks... "How did you manage to make this kind of money placing bets?" The little old lady thinks for a moment and then says, " I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are in the shape of squares." The President laughs to
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You Are 50% Redneck You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
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DEAR WIFE: I'M WRITING YOU THIS LETTER TO TELL YOU THAT I'M LEAVING YOU FOR GOOD. I'VE BEEN A GOOD MAN TO YOU FOR SEVEN YEARS AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. THESE LAST TWO WEEKS HAVE BEEN HELL. YOUR BOSS CALLED TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAD QUIT YOUR JOB TODAY AND THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. LAST WEEK, YOU CAME HOME AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT I HAD GOTTEN A NEW HAIR CUT, COOKED YOUR FAVORITE MEAL AND EVEN WORE A BRAND NEW PAIR OF SILK BOXERS. YOU CAME HOME AND ATE IN TWO MINUTES, WENT STRAIGHT TO SLEEP AFTER WATCHING ALL YOUR SOAPS. YOU DON'T TELLL ME YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE,YOU DON'T WANT SEX ANYMORE, WHATEVER THE CASE IS, I'M GONE. YOUR EX-HUSBAND P.S DON'T TRY TO FIND ME. YOUR SISTER AND I ARE MOVING AWAY TO WEST VIRGINIA TOGETHER! HAVE A GREAT LIFE! DEAR EX-HUSBAND NOTHING HAS MADE MY DAY MORE THAN RECEIVING YOUR LETTER. IT'S TRUE THAT YOU AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR SEVEN YEARS, ALTHOUGH A GOOD MAN IS A FAR CRY FROM WHAT YOU'VE BEEN. I WATCH MY SOAPS SO MUCH BECAUS
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You start commenting with shit like "i'd hurt you" and "i'd wreck you" ... at age 20... bottom up, you know the deal corey ->KinkStar S...: later, can't find a fucking date and has to jack off to chicks on the internet corey: later slut corey: haha thats a yes ->KinkStar S...: whatever helps you sleep tonight ->KinkStar S...: lol you'd like to think that, i'm sure, darlin corey: im sure u got a loose puss annyways ->KinkStar S...: lol look all you want babe corey: and ud be surprised corey: i still cant stop lookin at your pics tho corey: yeah your right ->KinkStar S...: dude, usually i'm a sweetheart, but i'm lookin at your comments and all i can think of is... dude, you're 20, you barely know how to fuck yet, i'd end up fucking the shit out of you til your dick was spittin dust and you were crying for your mom and yeah i started it, but dear god, the poor little kids, how did their mothers raise them :p (hope you get a laugh out of this, i've got lik
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" he demanded. "Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ...her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the allowance you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudd
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"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
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alright anyone that knows angel aka wiccan seduction her yahoo is (wiccanseduction)and here is her fubar link http://www.fubar.com/user/251846 go ahead and message her tell her you love her she will want to marry you and suck your cock she might even consider showing you nudes but be careful dont flirt with her nor care about her just use her for a booty call otherwise your a player and she will dislike you but yeah tell her that her old buddy windows sent ya she will love that but currently she is getting some messages thanks to this program as seen in the picture below so she is currently out of service if you try to reach her as of right now but maybe later and advice to all those who are gonna fuck with me dont because you will get the same punishment she is getting and i am not done being a dick yet!!! and im gonna end this with a fuck you and have a nice day angel
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Good Morning , ok i had to share this ... This morning watching family feud while FU-barring.. i heard this question .. What is the biggest state in the USA ...??? Her answer ..:| MEXICO:| now imma brit n even i know it aint mexico .... walking off giggling like a nun looking at porn
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When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
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So.. I've been a bit of a slacker... in previous years my tree would be up and out the day after Christmas... sadly last year I just could muster up the spirit to put it up... (this shames me but we weren't home anyhow)... so today I finally say DAMNIT I'm going to quit feeling blah and I'm going to put this damn tree up. First however... I have to dig it out of the shed.. which is out my backyard and down a hill... which generally wouldn't be worth mentioning normally.... So I pull on my shoes.... wrap myself in my columbia college hoody and head out the back door.... I breathe in that fresh cold air and notice everything is starting to melt away... cool I think this should be simple....until I take my first step.... and crunch... no big deal... the ice broke away and it's maybe a centimeter then... the grass is even still green beneath and I can see the ground... so I'm walking and I have to duck under the clothes line that I put up last summer... as the ground starts to curve
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there once was a girl named Kat, she chased me around with a bat, so i fed her some gin and thought I could win but she finaly cought up with the bat.
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OMG...got this chick goin'.. http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=282790 Am I bad?
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One would think that a lounge who is advertising WET T SHIRT CONTESTS would have a bit more of a sense of humor. Not so. Relentless Radio sent out a HUGE bulletin advertising prizes and such, so I thought I would go check it out. Even subscibed to the lounge as soon as I entered. Just as I entered, some stupid b@tch named mami something or other "hit" me with an amish buggy. WTF? So I joked back saying that was just foreplay. What the hell am I SUPPOSED to say? I haven't even gotten my seat warm and that's how I am greeted. She then kept on, 'hitting" me with various objects such as a homemade house. I retorted with "Tell you what, Mami, you raise my silo and I'll fill your barn." Admit it, it's a funny line. That line was immediately deleted. So I said, "F@ck this, I'm outta here." and unsubscribed and left. Then I have some idiot from the room thinking that rating my profile a "1" http://www.fubar.com/user/1418189 You gotta love someone that thinks something like th
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I get home from holidays and this was one of the messages in my inbox....I liked it so much i had to share with you all Lmao!!! :D Many Smiles April ♥
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THEN TALK ABOUT THIS KID...LOL....ALL I CAN SAY IS...GO ON WITCHO BAD ASS..........LMMFAO!!!!!
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Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
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You Are Most Like Bill Clinton No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like. But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all. What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my
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Why are married women heavier than single women? single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.
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misterak &...: but it is senseless to continue this conversation... because you won't change your opinion on me... and i still think that you are a submissive slut that needs the belt on her ass more then an interesting conversation... take care cute slut and have a nice day misterak &...: take a look at my pics and you will see how my life looks like... even when you can't believe it... i am happy with what i do... and i get enough positive resonances to continue this way here on fubar ->misterak &...: Wow, looks like I opened a deep bruise there. Guess I hit closer to home than you're admitting misterak &...: although you seem to be an intelligent girl... you have to learn a lot in life... just because i prefer to treat some females like dirt has nothing to do with my normal social life or my work.. as funny as it sounds... i am sure that i am more lucky and successfull in life, job and financialy then you. i am very happy with my life.. i have a family that loves me... i have a s
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________
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Today is going to be a great day! Yes I stashed this but I am gonna blog it cuz its FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! Watch it!! Treadmill Kittens
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Well I've seen 3 "updated" mummer posters now... I am in nither... I guess I'm not a mummer... oh well you can still find me in the mumms
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SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thr
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An old man was in hospital, Every person that walked passed him he asked them has my testicles come back yet? This happened to a few people, who were getting annoyed and thinking he was a dirty old man, In the end a nurse came along and again the old man asked has my testicles come back yet. with that the nurse looked around and found the old guys teeth and put them in his mouth, with that the old guy said again..... HAVE MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK YET?!
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Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Frid ay, August 17 th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM C l ass 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4
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ok all tha femalez that i have met on here( tha 1z that i have got wit r facke az fuck they want sumbody ta take care of them but they still play & u know im not down wit that cuz im gangsta tha game they plAyin i done already played so if u think u got a SUCKA HERE RETHINK YO THOUGHTZ CUZ ITZ NOT ME I'LL LET U GO WIT OUT A 2ND THOUGHT & WONT LOOK BACK IM THA TYPE THAT SAYZ FUCK U SO IF U DNT KEEP IT REAL WE HAVE NUTIN TA SAY LOL THEREZ alota suckaz out there that will fall 4 tha bullshit that u pushin but not here lol straight gangsta member that!
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Just a little heads up that little orl'y owl fucker is running his mouth telling people im scripting and says hes going to mike with the proof lol what because i leave lot's of comments hey jd you wanna grow a set of fucking balls and come see me you know where i am you half a fag!
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Your Penis Name Is... Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German
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Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5
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I took a quiz to find out my "theme song of my life"..this is what I got."Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" by Chris Isaac The Sometimes-Evil-More-Messed-Up-Probably-Done-A-Lot-Of-Things-I-Regret type! You sit there, feeling guilty a lot, because you know that what your doing or have done is wrong... most of the time... You can come across as angelic and seem to have two sides to you, naughty and nice. Or you come out, and hide no feelings or behaviour! This is YOUR song baby! Baby you did a bad bad thing didnt you!I'm pretty sure, this is me.....
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  "Thank~a~Skank, ok...TY Mz.Dreams!! Nite Fu's" THATS THE FUNNEST THING EVER ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR YOU DELETEING THIS NEW PAGE YOU CREATED??? IM A SKANK CUZ I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESSAGE ME OR WASTE MY TIME?? SORRY BUT I HAVE NO TIME  FOR BS OR DRAMA  I BLOCKED YOU ONCES  ADDED YOU A 2ND TIME  CUZ I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE THEN DELETED YOU CUZ I GOT TIRED OF YOU HAVE 5 YEAR OLD TANTUMS IN UR STATUS MESSAGE HOW YOUR FRIENDS WONT TALK TO YOU  SO HEY BIGTAZZ USER# 3005094 IF YOU WANNA CALL ME A SKANK I'LL BE THAT THANK YOU SOO MUCH IT MEANS A LOT LMAO  I JUST REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY FUNNY  OH YEA AND THIS IS WHY IM A SKANK  THE "MESSAGE"IT WAS  WITH A FUROSE FROM THE GIFT SHOP *********READ BOTTOM UP******** YOU HIT ME UP AS IF I REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU YOU DONT NEED TO SEND ME GIFT OR ANYTHING I DONT NEED ANY HELLOS RE FUCKIN READ WHAT I TYPED B4 MAYBE U'LL GET IT THEN=== 'BigTAZZZ' wrote the following at '2009-05-16 23:14:36'..>> Did i really make you that mad at me....im
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So my BF of 23 years called me and we were talkin about weight loss ...she said she had tried that "Alli" stuff..and that it really worked but it causes anal leakage...so of course now everytime I se Wynona Judd (one of the spokes women for ti) I just think yeah but her ass leaks. So I was wonderin if it is just my friend that had this happen or if it really is that common of a side effect..it DOES list that as a possibility  on the label...but I am thinking wow..nothin worse than a fat chick with a grease stain on her pants..
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Facebook really fucks things up.....Yeah. The only thing that's true about this one are my favorite subjects in school, lol.   The Dweeb You were the dorkiest guy or girl in school. You loved your braces and your coke bottle glasses; you thought they made you look cool. Your favorite subjects were math, English, and biology and dissecting frogs did not gross you out. You had a secret crush on the cheerleader, but she never even noticed you. Your big goal in life was to go to MIT and become a rocket scientist, but you ended up in the Internet instead and made millions off creating a new technology. The cheerleader now wants you, but it turns out you're gay.
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How do you decide who to marry? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."  Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.  God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."  Kirsten, age 10 What is the right age to get married? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."  Camille, age 10 "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."  Freddie, age 6 How can a stranger tell if two people are married? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 What do you think your Mom and Dad have in common? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 What do most peo
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"You should enhance your feminine side at this time." Ummmm... does breast reconstruction count?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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I read a friends only MuMM earlier, posted by Busdrivertohell (I'll get the link if you're really interested), where she's asking advice about a fellow MuMMer type person who blocked her. She posted his ID number and I'm nosy, so I went to see who it was. I made supper, watched some tv and I noticed he had checked me out. So I went to his page to give him an 11 & I get this message, I'm sure we are all familiar with: ERROR: I'm a pussy & I've blocked you. I guess because she's on my friends list? LMFAO...I don't really know, but it made me laugh.   · IT'SONLIKEDONKE... re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... rated you a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... just checked you out!   YAY points!! I'm like 27k from Godfather, so I'll take what I can get. (y) Thanks dude.  
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Seriously WTF??     hey sexy your hot and would love to be there with you. I have a webcam and could have some fun if you like through msn or yahoo so just add me. msn= brencass**@hotmail.com yahoo=thebigguy_y2** Also i hope you like all 61 off my nsfw pictures which you can see once accepted friends request Please rate and comment.
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An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.   At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I t
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!!
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Taken from this mumm: http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=599650 MZ THAI OWNEDBYctown1OcelOTHunTer said: Met my late husband from here. I am dating someone I met from here now and it's working out GREAT![image] Raist said: Are you going to kill this one for his bling credits too?   MZ THAI OWNEDBYctown1OcelOTHunTer said: U ARE SUCH AN ASS! SHOW SOME RESPECT! HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!! YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE SHUT UR MOUTH!!   Raist said: Oh so you killed him for his Happy Hours too then. That sounds like it was actually serious then. You should get more out of the current one though before you off him. At least make him buy you a fupony first.P.S. Respect is earned and not given in this world and when a whore marries some man from a website and then moves on as fast as you have done so after a loss then it was apparently not much of an actual relationship to begin with.Stop being such an e-slut. [image][image] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! My fav
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This is an "actual letter" from an Austin , Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2009 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.   Dear Mr. Thatcher,   I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.   But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.   Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is startin
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Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minut
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped
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ok lol this is funny i ran into a friend and i so have to say this: you hypocritical lying BITCH! ONE were do you get off tellin my friend that she is in the wrong cause of another friend cheating when hunny you did the same damn thing with mike rennet lol ewwww ohh and did you know he had warts? didnt think so ..and then you try and go for his friend andy but he didnt want you and know why ? cause he likes his women with class ....and you saying that you are a good mom? hmm thats funny cause from what i hear your children are in facs and the last time i checked thats not a place were children go if their parents are good parents BURN!!!!!! would you like some ice for that? oh and another thing i still talk to ppl from school and they just love me and they really want me to like them so they spill the dirt when really i dont care but seeings how i have sat back and KEPT out of it and you still go one with your SHIT well i thought it was my turn .............. wow i feel better thats al
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In my imagine. Daddy's little woman. Never to see you growing. Why am I to fail? Putting you though hell before you ever know it yourself. Missing every moment. Missing every breath. Missing that opportunity to teach you to love yourself. That you're you own maker, never anyone else. Be proud to be seed of me and mama dearest, the clearest window to look out of full of glee. Vision the world and all it has for thee. Cool breeze. Big trees. Days mostly sunny. Even when is dark please wish upon the stars you see. Always carry love, never put hate above. Expand your wisdom and knowledge like you'e an addict for that drug. Never turn down a book. Before crossing paths, always look. See all the work it took for your mother to get you away from crooks. Who want to steal your innocence. Steer you from common sense. Put your life on dollars and cents. Teach you violence is how you vent. Naw, dont ever do it. Triggers never pull it. That disease is killing the world and not improving. I owe you
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1) Masturbation is something you do when you’re young, but then grow out of. In fact, masturbation is a life long sexual activity. Surveys regularly show that anywhere from 70 to 95% of adult men and women masturbate. And while this may slow down as we age, many of us continue masturbating into our golden years. One survey of 800 adults over 60 found that that 46% of them masturbated, another found that 20% of seniors masturbated once a week or more. Masturbation isn’t just for the young, nor is it an “immature” form of sexual behavior. 2) Masturbation isn’t “real sex,” it’s only for people who can’t find a partner. Masturbation is real sex. When you masturbate you can get really aroused, which can result in very real orgasms. In North America, we put values on different sexual behaviors, but this has no basis in science. From a health perspective, masturbation is as “real” a sexual behavior as intercourse, oral sex, or kissing. And research shows that people in relationships mast
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A couple has been married for 75 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 75 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me." She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards." "Won't respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 75 years for Christ sakes!" "OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!" She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, "Hey Cock sucker! it's for you!"
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sex (sĕks) n. 1. 1. The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. 2. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2. Females or males considered as a group. 3. The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4. The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5. Sexual intercourse. 6. The genitals. tr.v., sexed, sex·ing, sex·es. 1. To determine the sex of (an organism). 2. Slang. 1. To arouse sexually. Often used with up. 2. To increase the appeal or attractiveness of. Often used with up.
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The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?” The father replies, “Making a baby.” The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”
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When you read this it will all make sence to you...I drink because thats how I deal with what you have left behind....I have questions that I know I will never get answers for, and I have emotions that I can not control....I drink when I have no kids, no house work, or anything else for that matter...you smoke and kick it to deal with your reality...why is it any diffrent? You are always actin like I am out here and you belive rumores and tell me they are lies....when all is said and done your the one. My heart is cold, yet your touch makes life flow throuch the ice, and all I know is when I am alone, your words I long to feel...
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my
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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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'weldingangel ( bbG's Grandmother) READ MY PROILE PLS' @ fubar Dont post nasty pics and then run them for primaries and they wont get flagged. Damn... Was that stretch marks or a pouch you had hanging from the front??????
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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLOND IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLOND REPLIES, 'I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLOND BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLOND REPLIES, 'I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO! AND I' M STAYING RIGHT HERE. THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLOND WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PI
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he wants me to be his man charliebrown ~t... Online (Online) Coos Bay, OR subject: charliebrown ~thekiing381 sent you a Panty Dropper received: 02/24/2009 09:31 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam "A BLUE STAR IN YOUR EYES On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star from the sky. To place it within, Your precious minds eye. To dwell there forever, As my love for you. On the wings of our love, Enduring and true. I honor you my darling, With all that I am. Please darling please, Will you be my man? There are so many things, My heart wants to say. I love you sweetheart, There is no other way."
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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be f
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this is DADDY ROCKS HARD most recent blog   It Just hit me like a bolt of lightening created @ 2009-08-12 16:47:31   NOTE: READ THE WHOLE BLOG DON'T ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT BEFORE YOU HAVE Well I want to start a club and I will call it "Daddy's Bratty Bitches"...but I had to find out what other clubs were doing so I picked the 2nd Alarm Hotties and chose to use their COC, Code Of Conduct as a guideline...I however wish to be totally different than any other club on fubar...I want to be unique...so I figured the only way to do that is to  do  the "total" opposite of what a club like the 2nd Alarm Hotties does. Daddy has only ONE(1) requirement & it will be outlined below. Here's the 2nd Alarm Hotties COC: C.O.C.1. All Hottie members/prospects must have a verified salute and a minimum of 15 "current" pics which include S.F.W body shots.2. All hotties must be female.3. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to officers for communica
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Guys are so pathetic "oh you hurt me really bad" and then not to long after they got a new bitch haha rebounding motherfuckers!...this is some funny ass shit... but its ok thats why i dont date men anymore
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it's been a long while since i had one of these! lol   8:30am dkcollin: hey sexy boobs 8:31am Ninja: are you that stupid to think that will make me swoon over you? 8:32am dkcollin: i saw it i only like them but not attracted to you sorry baby to break ur heart you're that good 8:33am dkcollin: i don't think so 8:33am dkcollin: you're not 8:33am Ninja: you are so full of shit. You commented on them because you wanted me to get all giddy that someone paid me a very disrespectful comment 8:33am Ninja: in the hopes that I would strike up a conversation with you 8:34am Ninja: and that maybe I would let you see somemore 8:34am Ninja: You're a fuckin moron. 8:34am dkcollin: haha yeah right 8:35am Ninja: you want a woman with no games, then stop trying to play them dip shit 8:35am dkcollin: see you're lookin at my profile u trying to talk to me 8:35am dkcollin: i don
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY > > > Good : Your wife is pregnant. > Bad : It's triplets. > Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. > > Good : Your wife's not talking to you. > Bad : She wants a divorce. > Ugly : She's a lawyer. > > > Good : Your son is finally maturing. > Bad : He's involved with the women next door. > Ugly : So are you. > > Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. > Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. > Ugly : You're in them. > > > Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. > Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. > Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. > > Good : Your husba
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Làm Thế Nào để Tránh Tăng Cân Vào Mùa đông
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LMW 331 It’s true, I was a kid once, sure it was a long assed time ago but the fact remains salient; there was a moment in time when I was a youth. We all have a story to tell, this is another snippet of my life; Being an Air Force brat is not a position that kids aspire to, it is more like catching the flu or some other childhood malady… it just happens to you. To be honest, it does not even become evident to those that hold the distinction until way after the experience is well ingrained, not until you find a reason that the title will benefit you in some way. You spend your life following around the sperm donor and your mom from assignment to assignment as the government utilizes the daddy asset as they see fit. If you get lucky the recruit will pass certain entry exams and land at Hickam AFB in Hawaii but more than likely you will grow up in the most diverse of communities in VERY low rent neighborhoods. This was our plight as the non-commissioned piece of work we were the na
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Lmw 331
LMW 331 It’s true, I was a kid once, sure it was a long assed time ago but the fact remains salient; there was a moment in time when I was a youth. We all have a story to tell, this is another snippet of my life; Being an Air Force brat is not a position that kids aspire to, it is more like catching the flu or some other childhood malady… it just happens to you. To be honest, it does not even become evident to those that hold the distinction until way after the experience is well ingrained, not until you find a reason that the title will benefit you in some way. You spend your life following around the sperm donor and your mom from assignment to assignment as the government utilizes the daddy asset as they see fit. If you get lucky the recruit will pass certain entry exams and land at Hickam AFB in Hawaii but more than likely you will grow up in the most diverse of communities in VERY low rent neighborhoods. This was our plight as the non-commissioned piece of work we we
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Lån Penge Nu. Lån Uden Sikkerhed. Lån Penge Uden Sikkerhed Nu
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Lần Trước Hết Tính Sổ Thẻ Bằng Thiết Bị Di động Có Mặt Tại Vn
  Ngày 25/1/2013, tại Hà Nội, nhà băng thương nghiệp Cổ phần Công Thương Việt Nam (VietinBank) đă ra mắt Dịch vụ tính sổ thẻ bằng thiết bị di động MPOS – Mobile Point of Sale. Đây cũng là lần đầu tiên công nghệ thanh toán mới này được giới thiệu tại thị trường Việt Nam.Theo đó, dịch vụ thanh toán thẻ bằng thiết bị di động MPOS là sản phẩm công nghệ thẻ vượt trội trong lĩnh vực nhà băng, được ra đời trên cơ sở kết hợp triển khai giữa Vietinbank, nhà băng quốc gia Việt Nam và Tổ chức Thẻ Quốc tế Visa.Để sử dụng dịch
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L.o.a.
Well I gotta say, life has finally surprised me. Just when I didn’t think it had any more tricks up it’s sleeve, life tosses yet another curveball at me. And for the first time in a long time I swung…….and missed. It’s been quite some time since I’ve allowed this to happen. I’ve always been one that has taken every piece of crap that life’s thrown at me and used it……used it as my ammunition to fight back at life……used it as the fuel to keep going. But this time…..life has finally done it. Life has managed to throw enough crap on me that it’s taken the fun from me. It’s finally managed to suck all of the fun right out of all the things that I’ve held dear and close to me…..it’s taken all of the fun out of living for me. And that is a horrible feeling for me. Over the past few days I’ve tried to get in touch with some of the people on here that made this place fun to me and make sure they know my thoughts on them. Since I’ve been wrestling with the decision of whether or not to
Load Time
Okay - I *really* am having fun with this site - it's quite addictive. I don't have the best and the fastest computer, but I do run on a cable modem and most websites load very quickly. This site.. however. OMG. If I do anything (User Comments, Ratings, Views, etc.) - It takes FOREVER to reload. I think I have a bit of ADD because I can't stay focused and I start to get annoyed with how long it takes. Yes, sad... I know.
Loaded Tank & Two Smoking Cylinders
Gooood Fuuuuuckin Daaaaammit!!!!! Engine + Ignition = KaBoom! Yep, another one bites the dust. At least for now. Antifreeze everywhere... Probably a hose. Maybe the water pump. Maybe the whole engine (probably not). If it's bad, you'll all get to see a vid of me smashing it into something, flipping it over, then bashing it with a baseball bat until the engine stops running :) More later... @};~ NiZ
Loads Of Big Pimpin Gifts! & The *new* Million Dollar Mansion!
=============================== ALL FOLDERS WITH ENTRIES WILL NOW BE OPEN 24/7..WHEN YOUR DONE WITH YOUR COMMENTS AMOUNT, YOUR GIFT WILL BE BOUGHT DURING A HAPPY HOUR. I'VE NOTICED NOT MANY HAPPY HOURS ARE BEING BOUGHT NOW, SO HENCE WHY THIS RULE CHANGE FOR THIS. YOU MUST REACH THE SET AMOUNT FOR THE GIFT YOU'VE BEEN ENTERED FOR. IF YOU WANT TO ENTER IN ANOTHER GIFT CATAGORY AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED ONE, YOU MAY DO SO BY PRIVATE MESS. ME AND LETTING ME KNOW WHICH ONE. THERE WILL BE NO DOWN RATING, BAD MOUTHING OR ANY KINDA DRAMA OF ANY SORT WHAT SO EVER. YOU DO IT, YOU GET TAKEN OUT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. !!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS NOT A COMPETION - EVERYONE WHO ENTERS WILL BE GIVIN THEIR GIFTS!!!!!!!!!!! =============================== =============================== =============================== =============================== SºuLz -nWo-@ CherryTAP
Loaded Lexus
A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
Loads Of New Tracks
hey pimpfuckers, been adding "tracks" to my profile, and i like to add, i DON'T set my profile track to auto start when the page loads. why? because it's simply weak. If you have something ya wanna share, by all means, share, but making yer shit play when I run up in yer page, well, its weak, makes the page load slow, scares the fuck outta the dog, *i keep my music UP, pc is part of a multimedia system* and it harshes my buzz! i'll quit bitchin' now. game on.... -HH
Loaded God Complex, Cock It & Pull It!!!
They say look before you leap. Well it has become blatantly obvious to me that I have not learned that lesson.When it comes to affairs of the heart I leap, falling flat on my face! To the innocent bystanders it it can be quit ammusing I'm sure. Now afer I pick myself up, bruised, bleeding & broken it is no one else's responsibility but my own to repair the damage done by my ill-fated free-fall.I have been accused of choosing the "wrong" guy in the past. And let me tell you I have run the gamut of the "wrong" gut from the user, to the abuser, to the irrevocably damaged beyond repair guy. People have asked me how it is possible for one person (me) to have so many "wrongs" in an otherwise right life? Well, I believe after much introspection I can finally shed some light on this phenomenon. I always see the "good" in a person, no matter how disfunctional this person really is. Each of us has our "excentricities" that we deal with on a daily basis. In my personal opinion it all comes down t
Loading Myself In Your Heart ......
Please..WAIT.. I am loading my self in your Heart ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? Loading. . . ¦ 1% ¦¦¦¦ 10% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 20% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 30% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 40% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 50% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 60% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 70% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 80 % ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 90% Loading . . . ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦100% Successful Please keep me forever where I have loaded my self...In your heart!? ? ?? ? ? ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ~~* ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) ) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ ? ? ?? ? ? The signs of Love Should be as clear As when you look Into a mirror. And, as an image, Come to you Because you're Mere
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Spat Over Horse Manure Wafts Into Court Sep 14, 7:06 PM (ET) MILFORD, Conn. (AP) - A man has filed a lawsuit against his neighbor, claiming he can't sell his house because of the smell of horse manure from next door. In court documents filed in Superior Court, Gino Sciortino claims Helen Catlin is permitting significant quantities of horse manure to accumulate in piles on her property and the foul odor can often be smelled at his home. Helen and David Catlin have lived on Park Road more than a year and own three horses. Sciortino said that at times, the smell is overpowering. "When the wind blows, everything smells of horse manure," Sciortino said Thursday, saying the odor has made it difficult to sell his house for the past year. Sciortino is asking for monetary damages as well as an injunction ordering Helen Catlin to relocate the horse manure and other debris and to re-grade the soil near their property line. "Once this is resolved, I will try to sell again,"
Load Of Fun.........
Come on and bid...I promise it will be fun to own me for a month. A crazy country girl needs your bids....Pretty please! The Happy Country Girl has entered herself in an auction. This is your chance to own me for a whole month. Just click on the picture and go make your bid. Even if you are not interested in bidding, please take a moment of your time and go by to rate the picture. There is a prize of 500K fubucks being offered to the person who gets the most rates. Thanks so much for your time. ~~Happy Country Girl~~ Mary
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Loaded Twice Baked Potatoes
Great as a lunch on the go.. cook it and wrap it in foil :D Makes 4 servings ACTIVE TIME: 30 minutes TOTAL TIME: 40 minutes 4 medium russet potatoes 8 ounces 90%-lean ground beef (see Variation) 1 cup broccoli florets, finely chopped 1 cup water 1 cup shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese, divided 1/2 cup reduced-fat sour cream 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 3 scallions, sliced 1. Pierce potatoes all over with a fork. Place in the microwave and cook on Medium, turning once or twice, until the potatoes are soft, about 20 minutes. (Or use the “potato setting” on your microwave and cook according to the manufacturer’s directions.) 2. Meanwhile, brown meat in a large skillet over medium-high heat, stirring often, about 3 minutes. Transfer to a large bowl. Increase heat to high, add broccoli and water to the pan, cover, and cook until tender, 4 to 5 minutes. Drain the broccoli; add to the meat. 3. Carefully cut off the top third of the cooked
A Load Off
ok people heres the deal.....   yes i am in a 1 year rehab program for alcohol here in pittsburgh...my clean date is july 31st and i am doing very good here...after 6 months they are gonna help me get into school...   i am here not because i was forced to..i came here because i had a very bad problem and needed to do something about it before i not only hurt myself but someone else by doing someone stupid   i have drove drunk too many times...drank too much and let it control my life and now i am getting help for it...   there are many people who wont get help and they are the ones causing the most pain to others...especially their family   now with that being said.......   IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME THEN DELETE ME...I DONT GIVE A SHIT...I HAVE ENOUGH FRINEDS THAT HAVE STOOD BY ME THROUGH ALL THIS AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO....THEN JOG OFF  
Loa For A Fuckin While Leave Love I Need It
OK PPLZ I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND FANS ON HERE YALL KNOW I DO BUT ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO ON LOA LEAVE LOVE MUAHZ P.S.TO ALL YOU GREEDY FUCKERS,DOWNRATERS,PERVERTS,STALKERS,LIARS,CHEATERS AND EXSPECIALLY TO ALL YOU HATERS FUCK OFF!! YOUR NOT WANTED AND NOT CARED FOR AND FOR ALL THE ONES WHO HATED ON ME TY FOR MAKING ME THE FUCKIN CENTER OF ATTENTION I NEEDED IT DEFINATELY BOOSTED MY FUCKIN EGO :) K THANKS PEACE :)
Loafers History
Elegant but not practical loafers just used to appreciate, not used to wear. In fact, loafers and grace synonymous. Thin with fabric or the finest sole leather made, although easy to wear off but up less than any protection. In the history, always with the glory of would-be wealth relates in together, because they are so charming soft, fine, and women in boudoir is the most intimate sufficient on supplies. Roman women never with a own show shoes out of her home, so the soft outlet hogan, low with the manufacturer of how many take the meaning of pornography. The Roman senate instrument Lucius Vitsllius once the member's loafers secretly hid inside the coat, from time to time also carefully take out a kiss, like be elated to read a letter filled with aroma of the love letter.In the very long period of time, the teaching of the bishops were dressed in silk brocade or velvet would-be flat; During its to Elizabeth, the British men and women wear take popular with the loafers. The exquisite
Loans
Alright i turned in a student loan for 30k lets hope i get it
Loan A Person
What a cool idea! This event went around Denmark this weekend, different people from different backgrounds(ethnic/religious/society/...) were making themselves available for people to loan. Meaning you could get to talk with people you don't normally get to talk with. Like you loan a book at the library(librarians rule) you could flip through a catalog over people who were available. It ranged from elderly people born and raised in Denmark, to young boys from Iraq or Nepal, who had moved here trying to find a brighter future. The meaning of this is off course to break down some barriers between people and hopefully clear out some prejudices(am I even spelling this right??) about other people! Great event, this should be done more often, more more places!
Lo And Dawn Convo....ha
-Lo: im happy too dawndee: good dawndee: i miss the ymca and jammies til noon dawndee: i miss lazy naptime -Lo: i miss it too -Lo: i miss beast feasts -Lo: i miss hangin out -Lo: i miss bakers square pie -Lo: i miss playdates dawndee: me tooooo -Lo: but i LOVE working dawndee: i miss yahoo all day -Lo: i do dawndee: i love working too dawndee: the day goes by super fast and its busy and funny dawndee: but dawndee: i wanna bitch smack ****** dawndee: im just sayin -Lo: i know -Lo: what did she do -Lo: has she been whiney -Lo: she is sooooooooooooo whiney -Lo: and friggen nosey -Lo: and just negaitive -Lo: and have you seen her boyfriend -Lo: ick -Lo: ick -Lo: ick dawndee: she is soooo negative dawndee: and nosey dawndee: and will not leave me the fuck alone about dumb ass shi dawndee: t dawndee: and yeah he is disgusting -Lo: he so is dawndee: ew -Lo: ew -Lo: speaking of baby peepees -Lo: know what? dawndee: what? -Lo: you know the baby **** in
A Loan From God
God promised at the birth of time, A special friend to give, His time on earth is short, He said, So love him while he lives. It may be for eight or ten years, Or only two or three, But will you, till I call him back, Take care of him for Me? A wagging tail and cold wet nose, And silken velvet ears, A heart as big as all outdoors, To love you through the years. His puppy ways will gladden you, And antics bring a smile, As guardian or friend he will, Be loyal all the while. He'll bring his charms to grace your life, And though his stay be brief, When he's gone the memories, Are solace for your grief. I cannot promise he will stay, Since all from earth return, But lessons only a dog can teach, I want you each to learn. I've looked the whole world over, In search of guardians true, And from the folk that crowd life's land, I have chosen you. Whatever love you give to him, Returns in triple measure, Follow his lead and gain a life, Brim f
Loans
well i just found out today that im back in school. they were able to find that loop hole that i needed to get my loans for the rest of my classes for this semester. which just tops this day off, i am going to be getting my son for a little bit today too. so yes for the ones that enjoy seeing pics of my boy youll have more to check out later.
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Loans For Debt Consolidation
If you’re currently struggling on your debts, no doubt you’re getting hammered with creditor phone calls. There are many debt settlement companies eager to help you consolidate your loans to cut your payments in half, lower your interest rates, and help you get out of debt fast. Check this website for more details about debt consolidation loans. A Debt consolidation loan is simply a loan that pays off your other loans. Once you consolidate a loan, you owe that money to the new lender, not to the original creditor. A Debt consolidation loan may lower your monthly payments, either by reducing your interest rate or by extending the length of time for repayment. Check this website for more details about debt consolidation loans. For more information, you can visit http://www.debtconsolidationloanspro.com
Loaning People Money
There was this guy who supposedly loved me more than anyting.. I was all he ever wanted..  That is until I sent him money to buy food and smokes.   Then all of a sudden he didnt want anyting to do with me and was buying ability bling for himself and his new girlfriend left and right!!!!! He couldnt afford food but by damn he could buy special abilitis!! ANYWAY... I asked my friend .... (since he also blocked me) to ask mr K to send me my money back.. His reply was.. she has my number.. if she wants anything she can call me.. and then proceeded to say that I should have some class!!   Well.. let me just say this... I learned my lesson.. and if what he did to me is having class.... I DONT  WANT  ANY!!!!
Loaner Laptop For Wife,
yesterday, the guy from Aaron't finally brought a loaner laptop for my wife to  use til her's gets fixed, so now there is peace in the house! then in a week I will be going to Aaron's to get me a new laptop, fun fun fun! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
Loathing And Other Niceties.
You will never know how much I dislike you. Unless, of course, you get the memo I sent you. You should have it any day now. I printed it on happy, yellow paper.
Loathing
I can no longer stand to breath. I hate the fact that I exist. For a while now, I've laid off blogging and tried to keep a more positive outlook on my future, and the events emcompassed in it. However, it just seems to me, that no matter how much investment I place in myself, no matter how I try to make things better for myself and the ones that I care about that I cannot get from out under lackluster weekend style friends, and associates who would just as soon strip mine me for every valued piece of Phreze they can take, without having to do the laundry that comes with such an undertaking. Fine. Fuck it. The world wins. I refuse to exist here anymore. I refuse to allow myself to continue to think that I am more than I am. I hold my finger up for the world to see, and I am not taking it down for anyone. It is my last great act of defiance. Between friends trying to convince me that they are still friends, other friends who just have nothing to do with me in general, all the friends
Loathing.
Bleh. I hate those days where you just look at yourself and think, "MY GAWD! What a horribly ugly person this is staring back at me." This is traumatizing to one such as myself who on a fairly regular basis... quite egotistical. Not in really I would say a bad way, I just for the most part love myself and the way I look, kinda a perfectionist in some aspects and I'm in a time in my life where I'm striving very hard to make myself into my ideal. Combat past illness and make up for lost time. Get back to where I should be physically and mentally. Sometimes it's fucking very disheartening to look into the mirror and see someone looking back at you who shouldn't be. They just shouldn't. I fucking shouldn't look like this, or be right here right now. But I suppose there really is no point in dwelling on all the bad things. le sigh. That will really get me no where. Just keep on truckin. hah. It all boils down to just "one of them days" I suppose. I need a hug. I need someone to tell me I'm
Loathing...
I can't feel much anymore When the touch of love repulses Seek to kill all inside me, except this hate I'll wrap my arms around you Pull you with me down to The abyss you've helped me dig You seek to take what we've made Burn yourself on the fire you've built in me I won't let this stand Blame will not be mine this time You will pay dearly for what you seek
Loathing Them
    Nov. 25th, 2005 | 04:22 am     Doomed before birthThoughts ablaze with hatePumping through her veinsSuch malice for the oppositeGrowing like a seedFueled more and moreEvery year, month, dayEvery second it grows largerEach of them needing punishmentVile miscreantsShe wanted to see them cry out in painThe fear in their voiceShame in their eyesTo hold them in the palm of her hand And crush them, lash out with rageCause unrepairable damageIn every way possibleIt makes no difference reallyHer scars will bleed either wayAnd the hate will never die.
Loathsome Politics
A question for all those near fifty or older. Think about earliest president you can remember as an adult and tell me if you didnt realize at some point what a liar they were. They are all nothing more than boot lickers to corporate america, who are nothing more than corporate criminals. We are a war time economy. If America has no enemy, we will create one if that is what it takes. In my day it was (save the world from comunism). Today its...(save the world from terrorism) We give billions in tax dolars in foreighn aid and then they turn around with these (warbucks) and buy weapons from millitary industrialists. These political felons are suppose to be managing our prosperity, not stealing it or making excuses or hiding the truth. I have seen things go from it being possible to have a reasonable life at 4 dollars per hour to it being impossible at even 12 dollars per hour. The new class of working poor is the working homeless. People getting such a low wage they cannot afford a place
Lo Bignone And Santos Have Agreed In Principle
Milan this summer, the first person cleaning Robinho Canbei sale agreement is reached In a long time, after fruitless negotiations,cheap jerseys AC Milan and Santos on Robinho's transfer made important progress. Local time yesterday, the Italian and Brazilian media have said between AC Milan and Santos have agreed to return to the Brazilian Robinho is about effectiveness. Mediaset's correspondent Rye Monty revealed: "AC Milan have accepted Santos 5.5 million plus bonuses last offer, now just waiting for Santos and Robinho agreed between."Borussia Dortmund jersey Meanwhile, Rye Monti said: "Lo Bignone and Santos have agreed in principle, effectiveness after three years at AC Milan, he will return to Brazil, Santos has been in AC Milan, the transfer fee has reached the requirements, but still want Robinho to accept a pay cut, This message will be in a few hours after the official announcement. "Brazil's global network also said, AC Milan and Santos have reached a consensus between the
Lobo Di Noccento's Poetry Blog
Written on:2006-09-24 Time posted 10:27:25 Written by:Lobo Di Noccento Title:Darkest Delight Brilliance has its own rewards like the black fire that burns within your soul; Sharpend daggers leave behind a bloody trail that has long since gotten cold; Eyes darting from around the corners see you when you pay attention not and, hot beads of cold sweat make ready for the unseen onslaught; Its comming,its comming like silent death in the dark embraces of night with hardend steely arrow heads marking ready for passionate pain's most darkest delight; Soon comming there is a Carpathian Drumming encircling like a prevailing force; Ready to start the malestrom along and, down its violent path to take its final course; Bleeding now is the Sorrow with Crimson Tears of Red and,lying in its wake is found all the unclaimed dead. How long can you live without your love?; How long without your light?; How long since you tasted the marrow with its shapness and, bite
Lobotomized
There's no use crying over spilt blood So much more I soon shall shed For complacence has made me weary I now force this change All your perversion... I will not partake in this And dying dreams once shared Mean so little to my new mind Watch myself turn from black to white Little left of what once was me Been getting in my own way Time hastened premature decay Years pass in moments within this flesh Tonight I crown death the new bloody king Death to old skin and all that has been For now I am reborn in my own light In my own life I stand as a god amongst men Killing raping the ones that stand below I will now drown you in the flood of my red rage You can taste the ecstasy of a thousand burning suns As the ground reaches up to consume you and those That you once considered dear I drowned everything Lobotomized by my hand I feel your trembling limbs Perish upon this dark day perish under your black sunshine
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Lobotomy
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Lobster Bisque
2 live chicken lobsters (1 lb. each) 1 onion, coarsely chopped 1 stalk celery, coarsely chopped 1 carrot, coarsely chopped 3 bay leaves 1/2 lb. butter 2 quarts water 1/4 cup flour 2 cups heavy cream 1/2 cup sherry 1/4 cup brandy white pepper and salt, to taste Place the lobsters in a large heavy pot. Cover with salted water. Bring to a boil and cook 5 minutes. Reduce heat and simmer 10 to 12 minutes more. Drain and plunge into cold water to arrest further cooking. Extract the meat, chop it and set it aside. Place the lobsters' remains in a roasting pan with the onion, celery, carrot, bay leaves and butter. Roast in a preheated 400°F oven for 45 minutes. Remove from the oven and strain off the butter into a heavy saucepan. Place the remaining contents of the roasting pan into the 2 quarts water and boil until the liquid is reduced by half. Strain the stock. Heat the butter in the saucepan. Add the flour and cook the roux for 4 minutes, stirring constantly. Add the
Lobster Cakes
You can serve these tasty lobster cakes simply with lemon wedges, or with a dollop of the spicy sauce I have added below. 1 Pound Lobster Meat 1/2 Cup Finely Chopped Celery 1/4 Cup Chopped Green Onions 1 Cup of Bread Crumbs 1 Egg 1/4 Cup Light Mayonnaise 1 Tablespoon of Seafood Seasonings (Such As Old Bay) 1 Dash Hot Pepper Sauce 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice 2 Tablespoons Finely Chopped Parsley 4 Tablespoons Of Butter Lemon Wedges For The Sauce: 1 Cup Light Mayonnaise 2 Teaspoons (Or More If Desiered) of Chipotle Peppers In Tomato Sauce 1 Finely Minced Garlic Clove Salt & Pepper Combine the ingredients for the lobster cakes, using half the breadcrumbs. Form into 4 patties and set aside. Using the remaining bread crumbs, press the patties into the crumbs to cover the outside. Brush with the melted butter, and broil in the oven on low until the fish cakes are golden brown all over. Keep warm. To prepare the sauce, combine the
Lobster Tails
4 lobster tails 8oz each 1/4 cup olive oil 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest 1 teaspoon dried tarragon 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Combine the marinade ingredients in a large bowl. Cut the lobster tails lengthwise, cutting through the meat but not through the shell. Gently open each shell to expose the meat. Add to the marinade and toss well to coat. Cover and refrigerate for 2 to 3 hours. Insert a metal skewer through each lobster tail lengthwise, to keep it from curling. Grill over high heat, 3 to 4 inches from heat source, for 5 minutes per side or until the shells are red and lobster is cooked through. (You may broil the lobster using the same cooking instructions.) Cut the tails in half lengthwise, cutting through the shell with a thick knife or scissors. Reserve, covered loosely with foil.
Lobster
2 (1 1/4-pound) lobsters 8 ounces Newburg Sauce, recipe follows 8 ounces sea scallops 1/2 pound small shrimp, peeled and deveined 4 medium mushrooms, sliced 10 slices aged provolone 2 whole roasted red peppers, sliced 2 whole roasted green peppers, sliced 4 ounces Parmesan, grated Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F. Take the lobster, place it stomach side down on the counter, and with a heavy knife cut the lobster in half starting behind the head. This kills the lobster by severing its spine. If you are not comfortable ask your local fish market to cut it for you. In a large saucepan add about 4 ounces of Newburg Sauce and put on low heat. Add the scallops, shrimp and sliced mushrooms. Cook until seafood is halfway cooked, about 5 minutes. Place scallop and shrimp sauce over each half of the lobster and top with slices of provolone. Add slices of roasted peppers and top with fresh grated Parmesan. Cook until golden brown, about 18 minutes. Newburg Sauce:
Lobster Salad
Arrange this lobster salad on greens or avocado wedges. Or, use the mixture to fill toasted buns. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup cooked, flaked lobster, 1 small lobster * 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 1/2 cup thinly sliced celery * 1/3 cup mayonnaise, or to moisten * 1/4 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * mixed salad greens * 1 avocado, peeled, quartered PREPARATION: Sprinkle lobster with lemon juice. Ad celery, salt and pepper. Gently stir in mayonnaise; chill thoroughly. Brush avocados with lemon juice. Arrange lobster salad on mixed greens with a wedge of avocado. Lobster salad serves 4.
Lobster Newburg
This lobster Newburg is made with half-and-half, sherry, cooked lobster meat, and butter.INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cooked lobster meat, about 2 small lobsters * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 1/4 teaspoon salt * dash of cayenne pepper * 3 tablespoons dry sherry * 3 egg yolks, lightly beaten * 1 cup half-and-half * buttered toast or pastry shells PREPARATION: In a medium saucepan over low heat, heat lobster in the butter for 2 to 3 minutes. Add salt, cayenne pepper, and sherry. Mix beaten egg yolks with the half-and-half and add to lobster. Cook, stirring constantly, until lobster newburg is thickened and heated through, but do not bring to a boil. Serve lobster newburg over buttered toast or pastry shells. Lobster Newburg recipe serves 4.
Lobster Casserole
2 tbsp. chopped onion 1/2 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 can Cheddar cheese soup 1 (3-oz.) can sliced mushrooms, drained 1/4 cup milk 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. minced parsley 1 1/2 cups cooked lobster 1/2 cup frozen peas, cooked and drained 1 tbsp. buttered soft bread crumbs Sauté onion and garlic in butter in skillet until tender. DO NOT brown. Add soup and mushrooms; mix well. Add milk, sherry and parsley gradually; mix well. Add lobster and peas. Cook until heated through, stirring constantly. Spoon into 2 (1-cup) casseroles. Top each with crumbs. Bake at 350ºF. for 25 minutes or until golden. Serves 2
Lobster Casserole
2 tbsp. chopped onion 1/2 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 can Cheddar cheese soup 1 (3-oz.) can sliced mushrooms, drained 1/4 cup milk 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. minced parsley 1 1/2 cups cooked lobster 1/2 cup frozen peas, cooked and drained 1 tbsp. buttered soft bread crumbs Sauté onion and garlic in butter in skillet until tender. DO NOT brown. Add soup and mushrooms; mix well. Add milk, sherry and parsley gradually; mix well. Add lobster and peas. Cook until heated through, stirring constantly. Spoon into 2 (1-cup) casseroles. Top each with crumbs. Bake at 350ºF. for 25 minutes or until golden. Serves 2
Lobster Ravioli With Lobster Stock Reduction, Saffron Emulsion And Toasted Pumpkin Seed Oil
This incredibly elaborate dish is for the very adventurous chef. Every bit of the dish is made from scratch, including the ravioli, so make sure to leave plenty of time to cook. It will surely impress dinner guests! Ingredients 2 chicken lobsters (about 1 1/4 lb.) Browned Lobster Stock Reduction: 2 lobster bodies and shells 2 Tbs. vegetable oil 1/2 tomato, chopped 1 Tbs. tomato paste 1/2 C. brandy 1 small yellow onion, peeled and sliced 1 clove garlic, peeled and crushed 1 leek, cleaned and sliced 1 stalk celery, cleaned and sliced 1 green onion, cleaned and sliced 2 branches basil 2 sprigs thyme 1/4 vanilla bean, cleaned and scraped Saffron Emulsion: 1 medium parsnip 1/2 Tbs. extra virgin olive oil 1 Tbs. unsalted butter 1/2 clove garlic, peeled and crushed 1 small shallot, peeled and sliced 1/2 leek, with roots and greens removed, cleaned and washed 1 sprig thyme 2 bay leaves 1/2 Tbs. black peppercorns 1/2 Tbs. saffron threads 1/4 C. white wine 1 C.
Lobster Mornay
Lobster Mornay 1 cooked lobster 1 1/4 cups milk 1 slice onion 1 bay leaf 6 black peppercorns 1 oz butter 2 tblsp flour 2 tblsp cream pinch of nutmeg 2 oz cheddar, grated pinch of paprika, to garnish Using a sharp knife, cut the lobster in half lengthways through the shell. Lift the meat from the tail and body. Remove the cream colored vein and body matter and discard. Cut the meat into 1/2 inch pieces and refrigerate. Wash the head and shell halves, drain and pat dry and set aside. Heat the milk, onion, bay leaf, and peppercorns in a small pan and bring to a boil. Remove from heat, cover and leave for 15 minute. Strain. Melt the butter in a large pan, stir in the flour and cook for 1 minute, or until pale and foaming. Remove from heat and gradually stir in milk. Remove from heat and stir constantly until the mixture boils and thickens. Reduce heat and simmer for 1 minute. Stir in the cream. Season with the nutmeg and salt and pepper to taste. Fold the lobster meat th
Lobster Or Shrimp Fra Diavolo
G. Granaroli XBRG76A 1/4 teaspoon Red pepper flakes 1 teaspoon Dried thyme 2 pound Shrimp or lobster (raw 1/2 cup Fresh chopped parsley shelled and cleaned) 1 teaspoon Dried basil 4 tablespoon Olive oil 1 Bay leaf 1/2 Stick butter 1 teaspoon Oregano 2 Cloves garlic crushed 1 28 ounce Can crushed tomatoes (or more to taste) 1 cup Red or white wine 1 Onion chopped Salt and pepper to taste 1 Hot pepper halved and seeded Melt butter in oil and sautee onion and garlic until golden. Add tomatoes and mix well. add all other ingredients and mix well. Simmer for 30 mon. Remove bay leaf and hot pepper halves. Add shrimp /and/or lobster and simmer 15 minutes. Turn off heat
Lobster Bisque.
INGREDIENTS: * 1 to 2 cups cooked lobster meat, about 1 small lobster * 1/3 cup dry sherry * 1/4 cup butter * 3 tablespoons flour * 3 cups milk * 1 teaspoon steak sauce * salt and pepper to taste * seasoned salt to taste PREPARATION: In a small bowl, combine lobster and sherry; set aside. In a medium saucepan over low heat, melt butter. Blend in flour and cook, stirring constantly, until smooth and bubbly. Gradually add milk, stirring constantly. Continue cooking and stirring until mixture is thickened; stir in steak sauce and salt, pepper, and seasoned salt to taste. Add lobster and sherry; cover and simmer lobster bisque for 5 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Makes 4 cups of lobster bisque.
Lobster Parfaits With Teardrop Tomatoes, Hearts Of Palm, And Cilantro-avocado Dressing
1 1/2 cups chopped onions 3/4 cup chopped carrots 3/4 cups chopped celery 4 cloves garlic, smashed 3 bay leaves 1 cup distilled white vinegar 3 lemons, quartered and juiced 3/4 cup salt 2 tablespoons cayenne pepper 2 (1 1/4-pound) lobsters 8 cups mache or a chiffonade of mixed greens Cilantro-Avocado Dressing, recipe follows 1 1/2 cups halved teardrop tomatoes 1 1/2 cups diced hearts of palm 1 1/2 cups orange segments, white pith removed Fresh cilantro sprigs, for garnish Set a 6-quart stockpot with 1-gallon of water over high heat and bring to a boil. Add the onions, carrots, celery, garlic, bay leaves, vinegar, lemons and juice, salt and cayenne pepper. Bring the pot to a boil and allow to cook for 15 to 20 minutes. Place the lobster into the water and cook until red and cooked through, about 7 to 8 minutes. Immediately immerse in ice water to halt the cooking. Once the lobsters have cooled, remove from the water and set aside. Use a chef's knife to crack the she
Lobster Pets
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
Lobster, Clam, Shrimp & Fish Seafood Bbq Pit Boys
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The L. O. C.
4 The Love of Cum It can be thick like toothpaste as it oozes from the tip I let it collect on my tongue as gravity makes it drip I move it so it coats my mouth and taste it like fine wine I lap it up with ecstasy because it is all mine I suck and nibble the skin around it because it leaves a taste A saltiness that calls to me, can’t let it go to waste Sometimes when the mood is right and the skin is flushed bright red I see it fly in thick ropes and strands landing everywhere instead When I see the muscles tighten and the cock gets hard and straight I shake the balls beneath it because I don’t want to wait I let my fingers find the place between ecstasy and sin And probe it ever so gently until it lets me in There inside your body I’m connected directly I watch you for signs that I’m doing it correctly I push in slightly and hear you gasp or moan I milk you with my other hand and listen to you groan Pre-cum slicks the surface of your smoothly textur
Local Ghost Stories
Helen's Bridge is located on Beaucatcher Mountain in Asheville. The legend goes that a woman, inconsolable after the death of her daughter in a fire, hung herself from the bridge. There has been much paranormal activity associated with the bridge, apparitions, orbs, etc. Helen is supposed to wander the mountain in a long gown, asking those she meets if they have seen her daughter. One of the most unusual occurrences are the reports of car trouble at the bridge. I have spoken to people who have experienced car trouble at the bridge or soon afterwards, including Joshua Warren of Lemur. My own car's battery died the morning after I visited Helen's Bridge. Be warned, there is more present than the spirit of Helen. People have described seeing monstrous things coming out of the woods. They have described being slapped, hit, and pinched. If you do visit, be respectful, do not try to invoke or provoke anything up there.
Local People
hello all. My wife and I are looking for a cpl or single women to be friends with and maybe more in our area. If you live in Northern California and you would like to chat and maybe get together we would love to chat with you. We have a bi bbw friend that loves to join us when meeting others. xoxoxo Darrel btw our IM and email is NorCalCPLn@aol.com
Local Buzz Mag
I am working on articles for their magazine! that is available all over the treasure coast! i will keep you posted! It's articles about Ember Falls,and Lennon!! DJK
Locations, Locations
A zip code would help, don't know about everyone else, but finding some like-minded metalhead partiers in the area would be fun. since you can search a radius from your zip code for LC members....so many users have a zip code of '0'. Help yourselves get connected! Zip code is hardly too personal to need to keep hidden from stalkers lol... be cool all and have a good weekend! -J
Local Guys In My Town There Not To Bad...
Locating Her Clitoris
  Locating Her Clitoris The first requirement of clitoral massage is knowing where your partner\'s clitoris is, and what it looks like and what it feels like when flaccid and erect. The only way to learn these things is to go exploring. With the lights on, have your partner undress; she may want to wear a comfortable shirt. She should then lay on a bed, sit in a chair, or sit on the bed while reclining on some pillows placed against the headboard. Make sure that you have easy access to her vulva while ensuring you are both comfortable. Sit or kneel so you are facing her, usually off to one side. If she is sitting in a chair or at the end of the bed, you may want to sit in a chair or kneel on the floor. You can also have her sit between your legs, both of you facing the same direction. You need to get close to the subject at hand. You may also want to have a light close by, or a flashlight, to illuminate her vulva so as to be able to see everything clearly. You will also want to h
Local.......all Those In Cold Locations Are Sooo Gonna Hate Me
I eventually plan to share the good and bad of roadlife with everyone over time. A way of giving you insight to the trial and tribulations of road life. I just came off of a 34 hr restart (required when you run out of hours) since I ran myself out of hours. Went from Ammarillo Tx to Sacramento Ca to Lorado Tx in 4.5 days. Needed the rest to say the least. Am currently waiting on a trailer to come over the Mexico Border with a produce load. Once it arrives I will be on my way to sunny Orlando Fl. The unfortunate thing is....load has to be in Orlando by 7am Monday morning. In order for me to do this it will require me to drive at night. (There goes my sleep pattern all to hell)I don't mind driving at night...it's just your sleep patterns get completely screwed up...not to mention I'll have to sit probably until Tue waiting on a load because I won't have any hours available to drive. ( You are allowed 11 hrs driving ...14 hours on duty then must take 10 hrs off...unless you take a spl
* Localized Consciousness *
Localized Consciousness The interesting thing about every spiritual being is that as Spirit, you are everywhere all the time. There is no actual location of you as Spirit. As a spiritual being, you have the ability and the right to localize your consciousness anywhere. One of the most effective places is right in the center of the head. The spiritual being becomes present in a place when you choose to "localize" your consciousness there. As Spirit, you still exist everywhere all the time, but your consciousness is in the center of your head. Localized consciousness involves deciding where the consciousness will be at any given time. The amazing thing is how unlimited you are in this area. You can locate your consciousness anywhere. Along with your physical body you also have an astral body or light body. This body is not manifest and exists purely on an energy level and has the potential to take your consciousness anywhere in the universe, under your control. In ord
Local Dad In Trouble For Son's Fight
It's been on all of the news stations and there was a video on myspace. Dave Roosa Sr. has been charged with child endangering for sanctioning a fight between his son and another boy. It seems that the majority of people think its wrong that he sanctioned the fight. That could very well be, however, people should look at it from his side as well. His son asked permission to fight the other boy -- His son didn't have to ask. David could have said no, but probably knowing that the boys would have fought anyway, he said ok and was there --obviously-- when it was taking place. I think he did it for a couple of reasons -- I may be wrong, but this is what I think: David probably figured the boys would carry out the fight whether his son had permission or not. Teenage boys don't easily let disputes drop. (I don't know how many times I listened to my oldest son talk about beating the hell out of some guy who stole his bike almost 2yrs ago--i listened to this for well over a year!) No
Locations.........
I joined about a week ago and have had a really great time here on CT. But one question keeps popping up in my head............Why the hell does everyone keep putting United States as their location....?? Now, Duh.........unless you are from OUTSIDE of the US, we are all INSIDE the United States. Would it not be more fun, and easier to locate, finding people from perhaps your home state or a neighboring state.??? Instead of UNITED STATES?? Don't get me wrong here, I love this country and am PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. However, would like to see where others are from to. Okay, off the soapbox and back to seeing who else is from the United States......LOL
The Local Bank
A sign in the local Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~ FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align ca r window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Local Band
Come see my fav local band -- Five-2-One @ Drillers bar& grill (Kay arena) in Indiana, PA -- Sat March 10th. Its their goin thru Hell tour With Jammin Jim. $5.00 cover -- Great music -- hottt women and even a bull to ride!! come party and make sure ya stop me & say Hello :) i am sure i will be out on the dance floor actin like i can dance :)
The Local Volunteer
When you see those red lights flash On the dash of the car coming from the rear, Pull on over make way Because here comes a local volunteer. Doesn't use them for status or bragging right Maybe going to save some kids that fell through the ice, Or is heading to an accident or a fire to fight Whatever it is won't be nice. What they are about to face I can only guess because I don't know, But if there's trouble they will be there Whether it's 120 degrees or 40 below. Next time you're out and about And those red lights draw near, Know there is help on the way Because they care enough to volunteer.
Local Bands...good Music!
soo... check out my profile because i added some videos and links to 2 bands from my area. so if you like music...go to my profile:) they could use some support! thankyyyouuu!
The Local Cops A C**t
Locations
*!!!ATTN: HELP WANTED!!!* LOCATIONS Anotherthing we are looking for is locations to film at. We are looking for all types of locations. Doctors Offices, bars, classrooms, businesses, stores, offices, farms, barns, really cool cars, houses, restrooms (public and private), elevators, theaters, restarants, anywhere unusual would work. I think that you have the idea. We are also looking for all kinds of "Great Outdoor" types of locations. All places must be private to public eye or closed to the public at the time, i.e. night time. Also you must be the owner of the property or at least THE manager, (so that we don't get busted for being there). So if you can help us out with any type of location that you think may be an interesting spot for us to film at, let us know.
Local Vendor Needed
I am in need of a local beer vendor or some one to sell beer at a biker event this September. If you know of someone or would be interested let me know.
Locations For Sex
You're with your significant other, in bed, and doing what you usually do in bed when you're not sleeping. But, there's something wrong. You thrust (yawn). You grab (sigh). You lick (boooooring!) What's going on? Is the same old sex in the same old bed putting you into a coma? There IS a solution! You don’t have to suffer dull intimate relations. One of the easiest ways to spice up the physical side of your romance is to switch locations. Sex, like a novel, consists of characters, plot, and location. If you're not switching partners, or improving your technique, you're left with changing the locale. But don't be intimidated! You can start slow. There are an infinite number of positions one can try in any given location. It's up to each couple to decide what's best for themselves. Each couple is like a snowflake, no two are physically the same. baby steps The first step is easiest. Next time you're caught in another boring lovemaking session, push your partner onto the
Local Firefighters
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he don't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save t
Local Heroes
(Reposting This Way. My Bulletins Not Wanting To Work Well) My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, and sometimes he don't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, but little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray t
Local Firefighter
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he doesn't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save
8 Locations For A Quickie
8 Locations For A Quickie Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home. So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.... Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist. 1- Elevator An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given
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Locavores Taking To The Extreme?
Locavores are people who try to eat only locally produced food. Its a craze in the biggest ciy in the US. The locavore movement is growing from San Francisco to New York. Green-leaning consumers seek ways to cut down on the oil and chemicals used in the growing and transporting of food and preserve small farm methods. But seeing one locavore at a market squint at a map while asking a pig farmer where exactly he lived in New York state makes one wonder if its not taking it to an extreme
Local Biker Events
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Local News
New York State Police have released the results of an autopsy performed on a Constable woman who police said was killed by her nephew Sunday night. Police said Mary Allen died of multiple blunt-force trauma wounds to the head. Jack Allen, 36, is accused in the killing. Police said Allen, traveled to Verona, N.Y., after the killing and robbed a grocery store there. Police said an employee of the store took down Allen's license plate number and called police. Police said Allen had stolen and was driving his aunt's car. Police said they arrested Allen on Monday after receiving a tip that he was hiding in an apartment in Utica. Police said he was arrested without incident. Allen was arraigned in Oneida County and charged with robbery. He has not been charged in connection with his aunt's killing. Police said charges related to the killing are forthcoming. from wptz news the woman is my friends sister in law my heart goes out to the family
~ Local Tv Crazy In The Morning ~
Typical for Cincinnati TV :) I have to put up with chit like this every morning getting ready for work lol
Local Joke.
A woman, fair of face and long of leg is standing on the G.W. Bridge preparing to jump. "Life is no good to me!", she thinks and steels herself for the rush of air as she plummets to her doom. Just then, a merchant-marine shows up, screeches to a halt and hops out of his car. "What are you doing?", he asks. She responds by saying, "Life is awful - I'm going to end it all!" With a look of sincerest pity, the marine says, "Listen, don't jump. I'm about to be shipped out to the Mediterranean. Why don't you come along with me. I'll stow you away on the ship, and when we get to the other side of the ocean, I'll give you a little money to get started - you can start a whole new life! All I ask in return is gratuitous sex on the trip over." The woman considers this, thinking "A new life! - for a little sex?" Not only would she get a new life out of the deal, but the marine IS kinda handsome - sex won't be so bad at all. "OK", she agreed. And with that, the marine took her
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Local Zookeeper Was Just Fired For Animal Cruelty
he was caught spanking the monkey lol
Local Parks
No Story, just thinking out loud... I have found that many of the local parks are good places, for some discreet fun with new friends.
A Local Used Bookstore Is Moving, So
I picked up a few scores (no, not a few score scores, just a few scores) - *A volume with Ten sonatas by Domenico Scarlatti (not identified - I may already have them, either in Dover Publications score or from various websites, but it was worth getting in case I didn't) *Arnold Schoenberg's 4th string quartet (1937) *Franz Schubert's mass in E-flat (vocal score) There was a lot of other good music there, but that was what I ended up getting. (Total with half-price discount - US dollars 9.75 or so.)
Local Rap Show Featuring Yours Truly And Many More
Sunday March 2, 2008 at 8pm. The Address is: Ceros Bar 316 S. Euclid Anaheim, Ca Admission is FREE! Its free admission and it is 21 and up and with that means more money for drinks. We would like to have as many supporters as possible out there to have a great time with us. Line up includes but no limited to: Dead Rabbit Squad, SpekOne, Psykotik, TNT, Squirel Shak, Necro G, Maybe more. Get at me for any details.
Location Vw Fun Cup, Exodus Asbl
Communiqué, incentives . Location VW Fun Cup, Exodus asbl . La VW Fun Cup, c’est tout simplement se faire plaisir entre amis sans jamais se prendre au sérieux. Les meetings comportent des séances d’essais et des épreuves d’endurance de 3 à 8 heures voire 12 ou 25 heures, disputées par des équipes composées de 2 à 8 pilotes (minimum 3 pour les épreuves de 12 ou 25 heures) En VW Fun Cup, on peut devenir pilote et rouler beaucoup avec un budget de 750 € par week-end. A ce tarif, vous aurez même à boire et à manger et la presse s’intéressera à vous. Votre partenaire en incentives Envie de faire un essai privé, de participer à une course? Juste une heure, ou deux ou simplement de participer aux 25 heures, chez nous c’est possible! Nous disposons d’une monoplace disponible à la location. Vous préférez faire vos premiers pas en tant que copilote dans une biplace, c’est aussi possible, contactez-nous. Vous êtes seuls ou bien vous êtes en équipe, pas de souc
Local Heroes...
OK, I finally got the salute up, so I have roome for 10 new photos. I would really love to put up some pics of who our supporters consider their heroes. Whether it be a loved one or a pic of a local department. If you have one, please tell me which one and I will add it. Thanks again everyone!!!
Local Firefighter
Please take a moment to read this and pass it on My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he doesn't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a p
Local Hero--one Way Out
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Local Hero Interview
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Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website. "Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the 'reply' link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation," Mylenek said. "Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid." Full story here.
Local Folk
Just something I had in mind...... This guy, Seth Lakeman, is local home grown talent. I went to one of his concerts, I almost peed my pants, well mebbe not but, he is very good live as well as recorded, not much difference in quality of voice or musically......enjoy this with meaning, I'm still procesing........
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Local Dj Banned
Hey All,About a week ago a local country music radio DJ got banned from Facebook just because he was using his DJ name.  So there is a group that has been put together, on Facebook, to support him and his caused.The DJ's name is Shotgun Jackson, he is on Kbull 93, here in Utah, and while he was on Facebook, if you wrote on his wall asking him to play a song he would get it on for you faster then any other stations.  He also would give out stuff every now and then if he were on his friends list and sign onto Facebook while he was on air.So what I am asking for EVERYONE who has an account over there to do is go search for the group, “Bring Back Shotgun Jackson,” join and leave a post on the wall yelling at Facebook telling them you want him back.  Mean their claim is “Everyone can join,” so why not a radio DJ?Thanks!!!!!P.S.     If you could please share this, that would be great! :)
Local Communities Under State Of Emergency
  Keep them in your Prayers!!! Local Communities Under State Of Emergency PITTSBURGH (KDKA) - Click to enlarge1 of 1 The flooding in Turtle Creek carried this large pick-up truck into this building during the storms. KDKA Close     numSlides of totalImages Related Slideshows Storms Move Across Pittsburgh Area Related Stories Severe Weather Creates Road Closures Across Area (6/18/2009) Many Remain Without Power After Severe Storms (6/18/2009) Clean-Up Efforts Begin After Storms Cause Flooding (6/18/2009) Storms Soak Local Area, More May Be On The Way (6/18/2009) Several local communities have declared states of emergency following Wednesday night's severe storms that brought heavy rain, hail and lightning. Officials with Turtle Creek, Wilkinsburg, Forest Hills Borough, Reserve Township and Westmoreland County ma
Local Las Vegas Ladies Only
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Location Question
Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said. "Is that in Arabia?" "The Caribbean." She laughed, "Sorry, I never was very good at geometry." 
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fuPal is a fubar feature that allows users to transfer their fuBucks or bling credits to other users. You may do this because one of your friends is broke and needs to pay their lounge fee, or because you want to help them bid for spotlight! Why you transfer them is up to you. Keep in mind however, that you will be charged a transaction fee of 20% of the amount you transfer. For example, if you transfer 100 fuBucks to someone, your account will be charged a total of 120 fuBucks. Keep this in mind when transferring large amounts. If you do not have a salute, the transaction fee is 50% fuPal also allows you to send bling credits to a friend. You will be charged a transaction fee of 35% of the transfer amount. For example, if you transfer 100 credits to someone, your account will be charged a total of 135 credits. You can access fuPal by going into the fubar Gift Shop and selecting the fuPal option at the top or buy going to the page of the user you want to give funds to and clicking on
Locate The Excellent Undergarments For The Strapless Wedding Party Gown
Strapless gowns stay probably the most well-liked design for brides, Dressok and to make certain that the gown appears completely perfect, it is essential to locate the excellent undergarments. several kinds of wedding dresses will do ideal with several kinds of groundwork garments. this really is your information to support you locate the excellent undergarments for the strapless wedding party gown. When it arrives to picking your wedding party undergarments, purpose is required to carry priority. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses No doubt once you envision bridal lingerie, the very first photo that arrives to thoughts is a little something white, lacy, and romantic. However, in countless cases, all those kinds of undergarments are not the kinds which are required to produce the top feasible suit to the wedding party gown. Cheap Beach Wedding Dresses Remember which you can usually pick specific romantic underwear to put on for the wedding party evening and also the honeymoon; don't be
Locate The Excellent Undergarments For The Strapless Wedding Party Gown
Strapless gowns stay probably the most well-liked design for brides, Dressok and to make certain that the gown appears completely perfect, it is essential to locate the excellent undergarments. several kinds of wedding dresses will do ideal with several kinds of groundwork garments. this really is your information to support you locate the excellent undergarments for the strapless wedding party gown. When it arrives to picking your wedding party undergarments, purpose is required to carry priority. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses No doubt once you envision bridal lingerie, the very first photo that arrives to thoughts is a little something white, lacy, and romantic. However, in countless cases, all those kinds of undergarments are not the kinds which are required to produce the top feasible suit to the wedding party gown. Cheap Beach Wedding Dresses Remember which you can usually pick specific romantic underwear to put on for the wedding party evening and also the honeymoon; don't be
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Locating Missing Girl In Queensland
An Australia family was asking for help locating a missing girl. Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, 14 years old was last seen on Brisbane in Queensland on Aug. 31 wearing a white top, LEE jeans, a blue sweatshirt and black Ugg boots. The family says she is listed as a runaway, but it is unlike her to disappear for long amounts of time. They also say Sears has a medical condition and she is without her medicine. Anyone with information about her whereabouts should call Brisbane Police or Sears's family at 6153541262. The important characteristic included white top, jeans, sweatshirt and uggs. We had received some messages said that girls wore ugg boots and jeans to knock around in any areas. But we will told everybody it’snot the one who wore uggs or one of above . You’d better confirm the identity of girl then to ring us, Thanks.   B2C | B2B2C
Locate Quality Connected With North Face Coats
You could possibly would actually truly feel problem to find a delightful North Face jacket at a fixed retailer and also purchase it around similar sites, you need to realize the way to identify a huge items and even fake. Different illegally reproduced packman want to earn an income, they typically identical several model outfits or other people market these questions more cost-effective charge. So does the north face jackets. The spurious peddler will always make yourNorth Face Jackets small amount of rewards by simply establishing the imitations, simply because the buyers don't see the way to stay from getting ripped off. There may be quite a bit unfounded evidence of the normally fabricated using you must distinguish strategies for using them. Step one: Look into music labels because the labeling of any newer clothing usually are carry out. The Fake in North Face jackets possesses mutable tags, usually there is always one recording label, and often you will discover nu
Locate A Be Made Aware Of Canada Goose Travel And Leisure Garment
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Local, Sustainable Farming And Fossil Fuel Use
I'm currently writing a paper about how shopping local and sustainably will reduce fossil fuel consumption by astounding amounts.  What I've written so far is a rough idea of the problem the current systems have.  Since I know that Fupeople tend to have real lives behind the computer, despite their best efforts, I would like for any who work in or with these fields to drop some inpunt from time to time when they get the chance. Thank you in advance, James   Using fossil fuels as our primary fuel source for producing equipment, and for using harvesting, production and transportation equipment has been knocked pretty roughly in the last few years, and rightly so.  Larger vehicles produce larger emissions, and longer trips produce longer emissions output times.  Longer trips with larger equipment can also get to be expensive, but not just for the producer, this will affect the consumer as well. There is no doubting that by buying local, one can save money on the cost of your transport
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Local Music Festival In Montreal (montreal Chamber Music Festival)
Local music festival in Montreal (Montreal Chamber Music Festival) The fifteenth session of the city of Montreal Music Festival brings together classical music and jazz, as well as a variety of other art forms, such as dance, theater, opera and so on. For the love of the art of music friends, do not miss the appreciation of the "Spring Snow" and "low class" integrated arts.Time: May 6 - May 29, 2009Location: St. James United ChurchPhone: (514) 489-7444 Montreal "Dangdang" (The Tam-Tams)Eastern slopes of Mount Royal in Montreal, every May when the weather is nice, held at the weekend will be a very famous "Dangdang" section. "Dangdang" section, but even elsewhere in Montreal very famous festival. Many art lovers will gather on the lawn of the Mount Royal, playing a tambourine from Africa - Dangdang. Of course, there are many other activities held, for example play UFO, Solarium, play zombie games, hip-hop performances.Time: May 2 to September 26, 2011Location: Montreal Mount Royal Mo
à L'occasion De Commutation Entre Un Certain Nombre De Jeux
Une de tous les temps meilleur proches passe-temps est sans doute le football de la NFL. Juste au sujet de chaque individu, les hommes, les femmes et les petits aussi bien, dimanches et lundis soirs considèrent sur un ensemble diversifié qui signifie pour la durée de la saison de football. Amis et familles flânent ensemble dans le salon, à l'occasion de commutation entre un certain nombre de jeux. Soldes Maillot de foot,En outre, chaque pubs et bars sportifs sont remplis plein à craquer avec des acclamations et goguenard supporters, et pour ceux qui peuvent regarder en direct, juste affluent sur le stade pour encourager leur favori team.Likewise les nombreuses choses que nous tirer du plaisir et identifions, peut-être favoris bandes ou bien-aimé des activités sportives des équipes, font tous partie de notre identité. En tant que tel, il existe une énorme industrie pour les choses de vêtements sportifs les noms et les couleurs de nos équipes préférées et les joueurs. Ces
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Loch Ness Monster Sightings Down
Loch Ness monster sightings down Fewer reports of legendary beast concern Scottish tourism officials The Associated Press Updated: 2:13 p.m. ET Oct 1, 2007 LONDON - Fewer people are reporting sightings of the legendary Loch Ness monster in Scotland, prompting concerns that skepticism about its existence could threaten tourism in the region. There have only been two reports of sightings this year, compared to three in 2006 and much lower than a decade ago, when the annual number sightings was consistently in the double digits, The Times newspaper said Saturday. "It's becoming a potential crisis," said Mikko Takala, 39, a founding member of the Loch Ness Monster Fan Club who runs four webcams on the lake's north shore. Scottish Tourism officials were not immediately available to comment. Loch Ness — the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain — is surrounded by myth and mystery. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, the loch — the Scottish word for "
Loch Ness Monster
"An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland's most mysterious lake." (A ripple across the water) Is it this easy to be an amateur scientist? Did Nessie watchers really think this was fine footage? Is this why Christian science has a good argument? Are people just as dumb now as they were in 565 A.D.? These are all questions that need to be answered. Someone please help me. It was a ripple steadily moving across a body of water. The Nessie is the only known animal to be able to achieve this. Don't forget tonight at nine about that Star Trek re-runs. I heard it was a double feature.
Loch Lomond
Loch Lomond Loch Lomond, is a song that is familiar to thousands of people all around Scotland. The legend behind the song is less well known. It is said that the song was written around the time of the 1715 jacobite rebellion, when many Scots soldiers were imprisoned in Carlisle, over the border from their beloved country. Eventually, some of them were released, but others were less fortunate and were executed. The song is written from the point of view of one of the less fortunate soldiers. He is addressing a friend who is about to he released. The words of the song, You'll tak the high road and I’ll Tak the Low road’, reflect a popular belief at the time about the spirits of the dead, if a person died far away from home, their spirit was believed to travel by a spiritual path, known as the Low Road, back to the place of their birth to rest. The soldier who is about to die remembers his sweetheart whom he left at LochLomondside and whom he will never see again. He tells
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Locked Soul
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Locke Guilty On All Counts
Locke guilty on all counts By BRAD KELLAR Herald-Banner Staff Cory Joe Locke was found guilty by a jury Thursday of murder in connection with the shooting death of Michael Patrick Bates. Locke was also found guilty by the panel of aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon, aggravated kidnapping and burglary of a habitation. He could face a maximum life sentence on each of the counts except the burglary charge, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. A sentencing hearing is scheduled for 3 p.m. today before 354th District Court Judge Richard A. Beacom. Locke showed no emotion when the verdicts were read Thursday afternoon. He was immediately taken from the courtroom and lead back to the Hunt County Jail. The jury deliberated about three hours before reaching the unanimous decisions on each of the four charges. Bates, 43, died as the result of a shotgun wound to the chest. His body was found early on the morning of June 2, 2005 in a residence at 1959 A
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The Lock
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To be locked up with no escape always a fist upon my nape. Big chains they bind me with telling me that I don't exist. I have no place in this world, am only fit to be hurled. Down, down into the pool of the terrible shame of this fool, The shame, the shame, tol much for me I really feel like a tiny flea. Always to crawl on the ground, forever for them to pound and pound. I cannot escape, I know not how tell myself I'm a stupid cow, forever locked in the dark and gloom never to see the light of the moon.
Locked Up
So have I told ya’ll that I’m fascinated with documentaries about jail??.... Last night, I stayed up until 1 am just to watch a two-hour special on the LA County jail system. (mainly cuz I dont have cable and Im jacked up from those stacker 2's ive been poppin while on this weight loss kick).....But.....The shit is just fascinatin.....the whole subculture and day to day life of folks there. It reminds me of when I was in the joint…. and I’m not talking about that sticky-icky in rolling papers I smoked back in the day that made me feel like I was weightlessly skateboarding on the bass line of Aaliyah’s One In A Million in a crater on the moon. I’m talking ’bout jail, son! That’s right!! A brutha was incarcerated. Why the stunned look?? Yeah, I did some time.... Shit man, I’m Black right? I’m a man, right? Well okay then… what the hell you expect? You know we go to jail like White people go to Jimmy Buffett concerts. Niggaritaville, if you will. I mean,
Locked Inside
I use to feel confusion I use to feel happiness I use to be able to laugh until I cried Now all I feel is pure numbness Locked inside I'd give anything to feel a little pain Something to let me know I'm still alive Now all I can feel is pure numbness Locked inside My thoughts are empty, and nothing is right anymore If you opened me up and looked inside my core... All you'd find is hopelessness and fear Locked inside done by christine
Locked
There is a moment. When My thighs are spread, and you are between them. When your body is deep in mine and my legs hold you inside of me. There is a moment. When your hands reign in my hair. When both of them are clasped to it. full of it. And my hands are buried deep in yours. There is a moment. When our lips are clasped, our tongues are twisted together and our breaths mingle. And in that moment. We are Locked.
Locke'd Up
Lockdown At The Fire Academy!
Boy were we in for a shock when we went to pick up Andrew at the fire academy today! When we parked in the top level parking lot, a security guard came over and told us we had to move to the lower parking lot. The academy had been put in lock down mode. It was 4:30pm and the students should have been let out by then. So we moved down to the parking lot by the doors. On arriving at the lower parking lot, we saw a state police car pulling up. Insert Mom panic here. One of the fire instructors left the building and sat on a bench by the door. I approached him and asked him what was going on. He said that someone had the audacity to go through everyone's gear bags while they were in class, and steal some very expensive equipment. Nobody was allowed to leave the building, and nobody was allowed to go in. Now I usually don't question authority, but nature was calling my name loud and clear. So I asked him if I could go in to use the restroom. No! is what I got. Ok, fine.
Locked The Door
now what was i supposed to do I was just livin life as best i can just tryin to get through and where were you? sittin all by yourself buildin the walls back up again to hide your face you put it on a shelf when you lock the door you left everything we had layin on the bed spread out on the floor and where are you now? doing the same old stuff as before itll never change and sometimes when i wish upon a star i see the days gone by theyre not so far but my heart has room to bleed in time i think youll see im the man im supposed to be
Locked For A Reason
I have added pics and made a new album, they are locked for a reason, they are graphic and of a VERY adult nature, You will need to ask to see them. Buck
Locked Down
LOCKED DOWN When I gave trust, I trusted you. When I spoke to you,I was kind When I was around,I felt wanted Now theres no trust I am locked Now when I speak I am locked Noone knows what is like to be me, when I see the things I see I am locked in emotions I am locked in trust The Person I used to be is Shutdown, Unable to trust, feel and see Locking down till I am free. Poem about broken trust.Written in 2003 by me.
Locks, Keys, And Numbers
The keys dance around the rings, patiently waiting. I change the locks, ironically. Bewildering copper melts and molds, forming an endless doorway. I, the crow, searches for a exact combination. Castles and legions, prisons and criminals, life. The dynasty shows its only secret, I crash into it's walls.
Locked Inside
hey it`s me again, locked inside my mind, can someone help me get out, i seem to be trapped again, missing a few pieces to a puzzle, can anyone come and please save me, i get lost here too much, just need somebody to talk to, maybe a friend to just sit and listen, i would do the same for you, in fact i do it all the time, you know i am a great listener, but all i get from you is what you want, you, you, you, ever wonder what i feel, yeah you are locked inside your mind too, sometimes i wish i could just tell you, to go away and leave me alone , forever , but you know i cant, i always care too much for the ones who hurt me, even though they don't try to, so for once can i join you in your mind, and you can come join me in mine, maybe we can co-exist , yeah i know to crowded, guess i will just stay , LOCKED INSIDE my own!!!
Locks Of Love
I have thought of letting my hair grow long again so I could donate it to Locks of Love or one of those places. Then I remember my hair has a habit of getting split ends. I wouldn't want to donate my hair if it does that. Although, I bet they trim up the hair to make it look nice before they use it. I do know hair less than 6" or hair in bad condition is often sold to beauty industry companies to be used in testing instead of testing on animals. I doubt I will end up doing it anytime soon though. I get impatient and cut it myself or have it done. Like just this morning I cut my bangs. What's odd is after two or three tries I got them to look passable, seeing how I usually butcher them. It also helps no one pays attention to me. http://www.locksoflove.org/ http://www.donateyourhair.com/
Locked Up In My Bedroom
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? And what secrets would you reveal to me? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM =_________?
Locks Of Love
I just got my haircut and donated 10 inches and 5 ponytails of hair to Locks of Love. Now my beautiful hair will be used to make wigs for kids. Awesome isn't it?
Locked Up
this song here is for one of my best friends. he got locked up the year this song came out so he says its his song. Im steady tryna find a motive, Why do what I do?, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration, Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me, And I get locked up, [Chorus] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out [Akon] Headin up town to re-up, Back with a couple keys, Corner blocks on fire, Under covers dressed as feens, Makin so much money, Products movin' fast, Put away the stash, And as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up [CHORUS] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my nigga I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up) They won't let me o
Locked Down For Summer
Hello everyone..this summer is really going to suck..unless i do something about it now. my girl is getting on house arrest tomorrw for six months..which means no nothing..not even going to ozz fest this year..so we are going to party as much as possible befor 6 pm tomorrow night..we had a dequila night on monday..we had a rum and coke, dequila, beer party lastnight..what should we do for tonight??
Lock Yer Dores!!
Lock Your Doors Please warn everyone you know about this......Don't let it happen to you or someone you love................ WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!! Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.
Locked Inside
You know I love you But you hurt my heart I cant take it Yet you still break it I keep getting up But then you pull me down I try to stand up high But I'm stuck to the ground When I don't see you I can't breath But when your near me I cant speak My eyes are hurting Holding in the tears Left alone to battle My painful fears I live my life On a painful knife It cuts me You never let me free I can see the end now And your not there I think I would be better If you didn't care I try to sleep But I cant close my eyes I'm haunted by the thoughts Locked inside my mind
Lock Up The Fatties
[Atlanta, GA] The United States Centers For Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia, declared on Friday that the "obesity epidemic" sweeping our nation is now contagious, due, in large part, to a phenomenon knows as EARS. Their recommendation: immediately quarantine the overweight. In a press conference on the steps of their Clifton Road headquarters in Atlanta, CDC spokesman, Dr. Jerry Carmichael, revealed their newest findings in the agency's war against corpulence. "Obesity, and to a lesser extent, morbid obesity, can no longer be defined as a personal problem." Carmichael says, "We now know that these diseases are not only spread, but exacerbated by human contact. This poses a significant threat to the health of the people of the United States, and falls within our purview. We are bound by a presumptive duty to take this out of the hands of the individual. "E.A.R.S., or Externally Affected Rationalization Syndrome, is the process by which one person who ma
Locked Up...
I worked at a Maximun Security prison for 2 years. This is the feelings and thoughts that I picked up from the convicts. Locked up I’m trapped! There is no escape, no release, no way out. All there is here is solid concrete walls, fences, and the smallest of a window. The window is my only connection to the outside world. I hate this window! It mocks me! It laughs at my scorn; at my punishment. It does nothing more than give me small glimpses of a world I once knew but am now no part of. It makes me long for the past, as well as for the future. I long for any time but the present; any place but this cell. I am no longer a part of that world out there and I know it. I’m nothing more than a caged animal. Always pacing, always longing for better times. I’m shut away in this hole. I feel like a dark, dirty secret that everyone wants to hide. Perhaps that’s all that I am. I’m secret to be locked in a small, dark closet so everyone will forget me. My routine; it rarely
Locked
I can't throw things. I want to, but I can't. It's way too early in the morning and I would wake everyone up. Don't wanna do that, then I would have to explain my foul mood. Not gonna do that. But damn if I want to just destroy something, anything. Or maybe go out and drive like an asshole for a while. Or scream and scream and scream and fucking SCREAM! Why? Well, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to be vulnerable. I sure as hell don't want to open myself just to get a twisting knife in an already opened and bleeding wound. In fact, I never want to feel like this again. Hell, I didn't want to feel this way to begin with, but curse my intelligence and my ability to research. Oh God, why can't I just be stupid? Ignorance is bliss, right? Give me ignorance or give me death. I think they both would hurt the same. No, I'm not going to let this one out of the bag. I'm going to smile my pretty smile and hide my eyes from those who see beyond them, for a long time. Maybe forev
Locked Door--poem
Nothing matters anymore I've turned away and locked the door I've turned the key and closed my eyes Let spill the tears and stop the lies I want no more to do with this place I want to leave without a trace To pack my bags and disappear To have no regret to have no fear To abandon all my life long dreams To stop the nighttime nightmare screams To leave behind the pain and despair To move on with existence without a care If only this could all be true To go away and start anew But I must live with these tears and lies So I'll lock the door and close my eyes
Locked Up Akon
Locked Up Akon
Locked Profiles
OK, this is the first of what i think is gonna be many blogs on this subject of Rate, Fan , ADD. PEOPLE STOP ALREADY. If this does not apply to you, please repost, maybe it will get to one of the people it does. FIRST WHY pay for a blast, saying RATE, FAN, ADD ME, and then have people go to your profile and the only picture on there not tagged private is a fickin cartoon. WTF is that all about. If i go to rate you, i would like to actually know what you look like. And yes i know. people say they private "all" the photos because of downraters. LOOK if you are worried bout somebody that you don't know, will never meet, and most likely never hear of again giving you less then a 10 on a frickin internet pic, you probably need to find a new hobby. Second, no i don't have to fan you to add you and vice versa. You can be on my friends list without me being a fan of yours. Stop with the fan, rate thing. and Yes i can fan something on your site, that i might be a fan of, without w
Locks Of Love....
You all know I have short hair, but you guys might not know this, ever since I was a child I always wanted to donate my hair to Locks of Love, but I never let my hair grow a certain length.... I'm going to do it! I'm not getting any younger. after I grow my hair out 6 months, I want ot see how long it is, and if at least 10 inches I could cut and still have hair, I might just donate it like that, but if it's just under, then I'll grow it out even longer. Thinking of posting a picture of myself every 2 weeks to show how fast it grows... so 12 new pictures... I just want peoples opinion, Please post a response to it
Locked Door
god what a feeling trembling as you look me in the eye 'lock the door' it's a command god please i want this so badly touch me, more oh god please i'm going crazy insanity making me delirious feeling your tongue, oh yes your hot tongue ignoring my thoughts pressing closer, harder, no more words now but i feel you pulling, you wanting hesitant but direct please i want this i need this waiting has never paid off so damn well oh god!
Lockdown On Nyc Campus; Student Arrested With A Rifle
Lockdown on NYC Campus; Student arrested with a rifle ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The First Responders Date: 26 Sep 2007, 23:09 St. John's University student found with rifleStudents now allowed to leave after lockdown Eyewitness News(Jamaica, Queens - WABC, September 26, 2007) - A student was arrested with a rifle on the campus of St. John's University in the Jamaica section of Queens Wednesday, according to police. Authorities say the man was caught on campus at around 2:30 p.m. Police say the man had a the rifle in a bag in Marillac Hall, a four-story building with classrooms and a basement cafeteria. He was reportedly apprehended by public safety officers, who quickly disarmed the suspect and turned him over to the NYPD. Officials say the man was also in possession of a mask, possibly a President Bush mask. The rifle was described as a .50-caliber Wolf rifle, which holds one round of ammunition and uses black powder instead of cartridges
Locked In The Shadows....of Me...
Mood: Confused,Dazed,Hurt... Listening to: 'Beautiful Lie' 30 Seconds to Mars Well..Reality is beginning to set in and I'm not really happy with it.I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore..Let alone what I'm doing here,in this place..Just a typical state of mind I frequently lock myself in when things go wrong as they usually do.This life I've been living has become increasingly harder every day.I'm not entirely sure if it's all on me or on what others do to me.I think it's a fair trade in some ways.I'm caught in the dark again with no light.Searching for a way back to the things I use to love and enjoy doing.Yet again,I've been hurt and I didn't see it coming.At least not from this particular person.What wicked games we play when lies get involved..I'm at my wits end trying to be happy,to find someone to be happy with,and above all,to be loved..Its a fruitless struggle I'm no longer able to fight...I feel happy,and jealousy,for friends who have someone,especially two that have come to
Locked Up!!!!!
You've been arrested for driving under the influence and put into jail until the next morning when you can go before a judge. The good thing is that you are only in a holding cell and are in your own clothes. Then, of course, there's that gorgeous guard who keeps walking past to check on you. You smile as she makes what seems to be her thousandth time past. You stretch out on the concrete slab with the foam mattress on top of it and the thin plastic covered pillow. You close your eyes and try to fall asleep but the lights are too bright and the mattress is too thin. You can hear her keychain jangle as she comes closer to your cell. You hear the rattle of keys hitting the cell bars and think you finally fell asleep and your fantasy is coming true. You open your eyes as she enters the cell. She sits down on the slab beside you and you give her a questioning look. She grabs the front of your shirt and pulls you toward her and locks her lips onto yours. She slides her tongue into y
Lock Them Up!! Help A Charity
https://www.mdaevent.org/ParticipantInfo.aspx?j=cffd1f20-47c2-40da-bf5d-c7c9bcde84c9 I have decided to help the MDA with their Send A Kid To Camp lock up program. My goal is to send 2 kids to camp (hopefully more). Each camp trip costs $650.00 per kid and can make a huge difference in their lives. Any and all donations do also help with leg braces and wheel chairs for those that need them. If you'd like more info please click on the above link (takes you to my donator page) and you can view all the info from there. Thank you in advance for your support. Tony aka Shady326 ~shady326~ *YUP...I'M A GOONIE & VPS*@ fubar
Locked Away*poem*
Painful memories flow through my mind,they play over and over as if stuck on rewind.I try so hard to find new ones,replace them,but no matter what I do,I can't seem to erase them...I guess they will stay there until I am strong enough to face them.
"lock U Down"
[Intro:] Yeah, uh huh Yeah, sir What it is? See this right here is automatic man, understand that See what you know bout Scott Storch got torch And Weezy F got fiyah, yes And we bringin' back Ms. Mya, get it [Mya:] If I had a dollar for all of the times I thought I found the right one I'd be a billionaire and then I could probably ride out And go and find the right one I wouldn't mind a dude that could take my attitude And take the time to listen Someone that understands when I need a lil space And when I need attention But I'm lookin' for a real Somebody with direction (direction) Somebody with affection (affection) That knows how to put it on me That's what I need (that's what I need) Somebody who could read me, check me, when I need to be (oh yeah) Pick me up when I'm fallin' That's what I need [Hook:] So when I find you, I'll never let you get away Neva let you slip away I'mma lock you down, lock you down When I see you, I'll never look the other
Lock Down
ok!! TODAY SCHOOL WAS ON LOCK DOWN AND THE STATE POLICE WERE THERE AND SO ON AND SO ON!!!! I DID KEEP MY KIDS HOME, BUT I CALLED UP TO THE SCHOOL AND QUESTION WHAT THE PLANS WERE FOR THE FUTURE. FIRST THEY ACTED LIKE I WAS A NUICENCE FOR CALLING TELLING ME THAT " WE ARE DOING WHAT WE CAN TO HANDLE IT" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I ASKED THEM WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN IT DOESNT HAPPEN TODAY BUT IT HAPPENS 2 MORROW OR NEXT WEEK OR NEXT MONTH?! 2 YEARS AGO I WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE I THREATENED A TEACHER AT THE SCHOOL. THE STATE POLICE OFFICER ASKED ME HOW I GOT INTO THE SCHOOL. I TOLD HIM THAT I WENT INTO THE OFFICE, SIGNED IN, TOOK A NAME TAG AND WENT ON MY WAY. I ALSO ASSURED HIM THAT WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AT THAT SCHOOL ITS NOT GOING TO BE A PARENT THAT DOES IT, ITS GOING TO BE A STUDENT. I HAVE BEEN MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THEY NEED TO HAVE METAL DETECTORS INSTALLED BUT I GUESS THATS NOT A PRIORITY. LOCKDOWN? OK . PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. TO BE LOCKED IN WITH A KILLER? I WOULD WANNA BE!
Locks And Keys.
The last thing I want to do is write this here. So last night me and Paul broke up (officially). I didnt cry. I didnt yell or scream. I just sat here in silence and disbelief. I made the decision to delete my myspace page. I didnt want to have a reason to have to stare at his page like a 13 year old. I don't have anything bad to say about him unlike other people i've dated or even that herpe of an ex husband i just divorced. I just feel so numb. That is until I was on the phone with my friend from Highschool and i was telling her about what happened. Then I said that I hadn't told my kids what happened because i think they would take it worse than they did the divorce. Me and Paul dated for over a year btw. So basically the kids were super attatched. It wasn't until she said youre such a good mom trying to protect your heart and your kids heart, that everything I guess i've been holding back just all came up out of wherever it's been hiding and came out of my eyes. Gawd I hate this
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Locked ,cocked,and Ready To Rock
gettin it lappers cappers and chappers oh yeah!
Locked Cocked And Ready To Rock
gettin it lappers cappers and chappers makes the night complete!
The Locker Room
The locker room was silent but the entire colosseum literally vibrated with the roar of thousands of people as the game ended. The doors to the locker room slammed open and over a hundred people flooded the room accompanying the victorious team. I had somehow managed to be swept away with the crowd and now found myself in the locker room surrounded by a sea of men. Shoulder-to-shoulder, body to body, the entire room seemed to move as one...and my body was continually being brushed up upon...pressed into...and I was enjoying the excitement of the victory as well as the anonymous touching... whether intentional or not. I caught the eye of one of the team members...his stare was intent on me...as he walked over to stand closely to me...forcing me up against one of the lockers. He placed the palms of his hands onto the lockers behind me and lowered his face, his lips next to my ear...whispered..."want to have you...all of us do...." My groan was all he needed to know...and the entire ro
The Locker Room - Part 2
The Locker Room - Part 2 The men were returning from the showers... a few with towels wrapped round their waists...but most with the towels around their neck or carried in their hands. They surrounded the area we were in just in time to see him trace his fingers wet with my juices over the head of his cock and then slide his cock all the way inside with one deep stroke. That one movement caused the entire team to begin shouting. He immediately started fucking my pussy with hard, deliberate strokes...each stroke slammed into me, making the lockers rattle with the rhythm of his fucking. His hands held my hips and kept me in place as he continued to ram his cock in and out of me. The increasing banging of the lockers and his mounting groans couldn’t be helped as he cum, spurting into my pussy as his now banged into me harder with each successive spasming jerk of his cock. The team went wild as the cum began to drip out over his cock from inside my pussy and he laughed as he pulled
The Locker Room - Part 3 (1 More To Go After This
) Three men now came over to me... I was now far too aroused to know what to do next. One laid down on the bench.his hips on the very edge of the end of the bench. Another guided me over to the bench and had me straddle the man lying down.his cock, hard and erect, the head of his cock tapping against my pussy. Hands on my thighs, I lowered my pussy over his cock and groaned as his extremely long cock slipped inside effortlessly...the size of his cock was more of length than breadth. No sooner than I had adjusted to his cock and began bouncing up and down in delight, the other man reached down and kissed me deeply...his tongue invading my mouth...moaning into my mouth as his hands pressed my shoulders back...causing me to lay down on the chest of the man below me while his cock remained buried deep in my pussy. The man on top's groans were driving me wild...and then I felt the shock of him trying to enter my pussy alongside the cock inside me. My clit nearly burst with excitem
The Locker Room - Part 4 (final)
6 down, 2 to go. The remaining two men now took me to another bench...they ruffly handled me...nearly forcing me to comply quickly and without comment. One laid down on the bench on his back...reaching out and grabbing me by the arm...nearly jerking me over and down onto his cock. I was facing him...my breasts pressed down onto his chest...he was already breathing hard and his hardened grip pinched into my hips. Just as I was starting to find a fucking rhythm on his cock...he slapped my hips hard...grasped my ass cheeks and pulled me apart...his thighs spread apart further, forcing my legs even further apart...near splitting...a delightful painful feeling at being so exposed. His cock slipped out of me. The entire room roared seeing what was happening. Then from behind I felt three fingers roughly finger my dripping pussy, about a dozen quick finger fucking strokes, so quick I could barely count...then slowly, soooo slowly he removed his fingers and as I looked back...saw him gli
Locked Up - Akon
[AKON] Im steady tryna find a motive, Why do what I do?, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration, Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me, And I get locked up, [Chorus] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out [Akon] Headin up town to re-up, Back with a couple keys, Corner blocks on fire, Under covers dressed as feens, Makin so much money, Products movin' fast, Put away the stash, And as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up [CHORUS] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my nigga I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out Cuz visitat
Lock It Away
Every time I reach out I get hurt, thats no doubt I thought I found the one who understood I guess i was wrong and should just turn hood I will not get hurt again not by another, not by a friend So many things where said and so I thought I could trust, and believe though In the end it was all in vain and now Im here, just a little insain What hurts the most is this simple fact She said I'll be your friend, even if we don't hack Friend to the end, thats what I felt Now I am alone and that has to be dealt I feel burnt, kinda like toast The friend I thought I had is what I miss the most The future's untold this is true without her in my life at all .... I feel so blue she has no clue ....about what I want where I stand... and whats been felt know I wish she kept her feeling to herself. So alone I will be forevermore no more will I say woo-ooh thats just a part of mystrangebrew
Locked Pics!!
Ok here is the thing, YES i have alot of pics that are locked up, but just because they are locked up DOES NOT mean that they are NSFW! i am so tired of people hitting my shout asking why they cant see them so i am gonna take the time to clarify it right now.....respectfully of course LOL. 1. They are locked for a reason, had i wanted you to see them i would have added you to my family. 2. yes i know this is a pic site for rates and yada yada, but guess what.....i dont care about freakin points and rates, so if i cant have any poiints on those from you....boo freakin whooo!!!!!!! 3.This is my page, no one else's...there is one person in the whole freakin world, who can demand things be opened or closed on my page and that is Lord Fury NO ONE ELSE! 4.If you hit my shoutbox demanding to see them or being stupid about not seeing them...i wont answer you back, i will simply remove you as a friend. 5.the pics i have set to private are my FAMILY....i dont want every Tom Dick and Sue to
Locks
Come to me, Lay with me, I want to take you all in, Deeply, Steal your air, Smell your skin, Tempt in silent darkness, Bare. Hover, Skim the rims Of my cavern, Fair. Detect for what I protect, Treasure, As you dare to explore for Pleasure. And if you wish for entry, It will be granted, I resist no more, The locks to my door grow weak.
Locked Doors
I’m walling down endless a hall of door. Trying to open them. But they read not for you. No madder what I do or how hard I try. The doors will not open for me. I can here sound coming from behind them. Sound of music and fun behind some. Sound of pleaser behind some more. Sound of torcher and fear behind the others. I just want to give in. But I know I can’t One of these doors must be for me. So I keep on looking down this hall that has no end. It feels like I will be looking till the end of time But I can give in. Hope seams to be slipping from my grasp. But I still move one.
Locked My Keys
well sunday just was a bad night for me i guess. for 1 i had to work that aint a big thing though. but me and the guy i ws working with got out late. and i told a friend that i would run and get him so medicine because he was getting a cold no big deal. well then on my way to take it to him i took a few wrong turns but i still knew where i was at. so i make it to give my freind his medicine and i lock my keys in the car so we are outside in the cold trying to figure out a way to unlock the car which didnt work. so we had to break the back little window so i could unlock my car and get my keys. so anyway that was a pretty bad day.
Locked
Locked By DJ Shimmer Sitting here, just wondering. What did I do wrong? Do you prefer the attention from others? Did you not love me, all along? You said how deeply you felt for me. Was that truly all a lie? I tried to shed my tears today, But over you, enough I've cried. My heart can't take much of anymore pain. For you, I thank you much. You knew in the past, I went through hell. With that, you gained my trust. Now that's lost and someone else may want to gain it, from me. But that poor fellow will go through hell, because my heart's a stone, you see. You broke down my wall and now it's back. Stronger than ever before. The love I had for you still remains.. But now my heart is a barred up door.
Locked Away
Locked Away By Chris Lullabies and sad goodbyes are all I seem to find. Locked away inside my heart is the pain I hide from my mind. Life is cold, you aren't gold. So tell me how I'm worthy...of finding something better I threw away your letters. It made feel better. Erased the pain for a little while, I was able to smile. Cover up the bags underneath my eyes with sunglases twice their size. Sleep the years away, trying to ignore what they say. The pain it goes on, it never ends. Once upon a time I thought you were my friend. Guess you don't believe in keeping promises, I guess its one of my many losses. Brake away from the everyday. They spread rumors, their words likes tumors. They grow and spread while my heart feels like lead. It doesn't hurt as much as it used to. One upon a time it hurt bad. Their words and your face made me feel sad. I regret ever falling in love with you
Lockerbie Bomb Document Bid Fails
Lockerbie bomb document bid fails Megrahi's lawyers want access to the Lockerbie documents The man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing has failed in his latest attempt to persuade judges that secret documents should be handed over. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi claims the documents could assist his appeal over the 1988 massacre. The documents were issued by a foreign government to prosecutors before Megrahi's trial but have never been seen by the defence. Further attempts are likely to be made for the documents to be released. Appeal Court judges issued their ruling on Friday. The court has continued the petition to allow the issues of public interest immunity to be further explored Crown Office spokeswoman Read the Appeal Court verdict The Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission had referred the Megrahi case to the High Court, expressing a view that the non-disclosure to the defence of a particular document may have led to a miscarriage of
Locked.
There is a moment. When My thighs are spread, and you are between them. When your body is deep inside of mine and my legs hold you there. There is a moment. When your hands reign in my hair. When both of them are clasped to it. full of it. And my fingers are buried deep in yours. There is a moment. When our lips are clasped, our tongues are twisted together and our breaths mingle. And in that moment. We are Locked.
~lockdown~
~Lock Down~ Just the thought of being here in a relationship with no way out, all my feelings rushing to my head, I open my mouth but theirs no sound,looking around for a crack or hole, a sign that*s say's I*m almost close, Fighting, Cursing, Being aggravated, no space cant breathe, slowly slipping away, Where your going? How are you getting there? Who are you going with?, trap in a closing tunnel with only aggressiveness I*m dealing with
Locked Out Again!
Ok here's another story about when I locked myself out. Really I don't do this every week, just once in a blue moon. I guess an argument could be made that I do it subconsciously just so my incredibly hot and sexy next door neighbor can rescue me! He calls me nabarin :) (Female form of "neighbor" in German). Well, one day I locked myself out again. There was absolutely no way to get into the first floor, it was impossible. But I noticed the door to my bedroom balcony was ajar, the windows in Germany open in three ways, and the door was tilted in. So I went next door to Christoph's and said I am locked out, can you please help me? The only way I can see is through the second story door. He was like, ok, I help you! So he gets his ladder and climbs up to the balcony. While he was lugging the ladder I noticed his t-shirt had the triangle symbol with the exclamation point inside. I said, "I like your t-shirt!" He said, "It means dangerous!" and he raised his eyebr
Locking Down My Pics
someone keeps marking my pics my art my kids pics ect......so now all my pics will be locked down for a few weeks!and funny thing is my pics are set to friends only
Locked
Locked Doors Hidden Keys Makes me hide all of these Happy, Sad All my tears Helps me hide all my fears Hold my hand Kiss my cheek Makes my legs still go weak Touch my face Brush my lips Gentle hand upon my hip Skin gets hot To the touch How I want you, oh, so much Not allowed Must deny Makes me want to run and hide Locked Doors Hidden keys Helps me hide all of these... J. Smith
Locker Checks
this was something my 13 yr old had to do for school . and i would love to share it with everyone on for my friend on here and i hope you all will share it with all your friends as well . Locker Checks Why shouldn't schools do locker checks? Why do many students oppose locker checks? Random locker checks are not done to torment and/or invade the privacy of the students, but for many other important reasons which include school security. These checks are required because malicious students bring drugs and weapons to school and store them in the lockers. Random locker checks should be made obligatory and done frequently to assure the wellbeing of the students. In the first place, locker checks help increase the safety in schools. Safety is a problem in every environment and especially school. Drugs, alcohol, and firearms in lockers make a harmless place like school quite dangerous. School was known to be a secure environment for children where they could learn and have
Locked Behind Bars
Locked Behind Bars Locked behind bars for helping someone tonight. Now I have no choice but to put up a good fight. Some lady I have never seen asked for my help. And now the law has a tight grip on my belt. Trusting in someone for in her I believed. Not knowing it was me who was being deceived.   A simple thing is all she ever asked. Her friend will send a check for me to cash. She gave no reason for me not to trust. Sent money before and there was no bust.   So why would I doubt her in her time of need? For without me she will not be able to proceed. This lady is in a far off land. And only I can lend her a helping hand.   To help her get home both safe and sound. So she can get back to her own home town. Believing in her for the past few months.
Lock It Down.
For all my talk of taking things slowly, these feelings inside of me are moving at roughly the speed of light. Where's the damn seatbelt on this ride?
The Locket
Some years ago when I was a senior in college, I wanted to get my girlfriend, Gina, something special for Valentine's Day. Gina had a very earthy quality about her. She wasn't blond, bony and plastic like so many mass produced Barbies. Although she was born in New York, her Italian heritage shown through as if she had just stepped off a ship from Milan. Her light brown eyes were a captivating contrast to her rich, long black hair that curled ever so slightly at the ends. She had full, red lips with a smile that could warm the coldest and dreariest of days. Describing her body as sexy and sensual would have been like saying a Stradivarius is a pretty good fiddle. And every single quality of her physical beauty was equaled by some aspect of her inner beauty. No matter how angry, sad or upset I was, she could instantly change my mood for the better simply by holding me her in her arms. As long as I had her by my side, the earth was heaven. I didn't have much money to spend on her gift,
Locked Car
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Lockerbie Marks 20th Anniversary
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Locked
massage our souls meet a caress wet each other's lips then eat our flesh elated in blindness bliss in oneness i am locked where's my key to this love, completeness?
Locked Out!!!
What a morning. Left the house to go to work and the car is covered in a couple inches of snow. So I start the car and clear it off. Somehow the door locked on my car. I have a spare car key, in the house. The locked house that I don't have a key for. So great, I get to "push" the door in. This of course obliterates the lock, the door, and the door frame. But i got my key and the car stopped. The door will latch with the deadbolt that hadn't been locked. So at least I can still shut the door. So whatever, fuck all that. I gotta go to work so this day can't get much better.
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Locked Away
Locked away from society living in a cell twenty two hours a day, it's every mans hell. Expected to be stroung and not to shed a tear woundering if LOVE will survive id but my only fear. My mind keeps on struggling to keep it's self sane but this is hard to do while dealing with miserys pain. So i remove myself from the present and not dwell upon the past, but pray for the future and hope it will come fast. Untill it does arrive and i can once again be free. I'll be just anouther number but wanting to be me......
Lock The Door
Nothing matters anymoreI've turned away and locked the door I've turned the key and closed my eyes Let spill the tears and stop the lies I want no more to do with this place I want to leave without a trace To pack my bags and disappear To have no regret to have no fear To abandon all my life long dreams To stop the nighttime nightmare screams To leave behind the pain and despair To move on with existence without a care If only this could all be true To go away and start anew But I must live with these tears and lies So I'll lock the door and close my eyes
Locked Inside
locked inside are feelings of pain fear and hopelessness nothing to gain locked inside are truths in need to be told secrets of heartaches left unknown locked inside is a girl still screaming terrified of life nothing but dreaming locked inside is a key to open beauty and love worth showing locked inside is love awaiting peace and comfort I'm yours for the taking i don't want to be locked any longer i want you to make me stronger take the key to my heart hold it close never to part open my eyes to see the light hide nothing from me do not let me fight show me the life i want happiness and love be up front open my heart to your love neverending place your love inside no more pretending love me unconditionally i'm in need of a savior set me free
Locks
i have everything to hidei have nothing to hidenonethelessi have locks on my locksi have nothing to hidei have something to hidei have everything to hidei hide the keys from myselfi have nothing to hidei have something to hidei have everything to hidei have locks on my locksi hide myself from myselfbut stop and think for one momentif we consider the possibilitythat everthing i am is a liewhat have we left?a voicea worda soundthe sound that drew you inand in one all consuming passionate your soul before your very eyeslicking up the side of your wetand down the cracks of your lifeclose your eyes and picture me nakedhalf arousedhalf hungryfeed me    
Locked Out Of Love
  I'm locked out of love, please let me in , i shall no longer pretend i see that you still have your key, open the door, so that i can mend i have done all i can, and still it wont budge , it just won't open for me i know what i said , I'm done for good , and I tossed away my key But I'm locked out of love ,I left on my own ,yet I still hear its call I just can't seem to block it out, nor can I get through this wall, helpless ,hopeless, anger just doesn't even begin to explain, why did I toss away ,my only key,I must have been insane, but I'm back, and feeling better after being reminded just how much, I need love in my life, like a one legged racer, needs a fucking crutch, or cane, or staff, a walking stick, I'm so useless with out affection, i thought it best to discard my key, foolishly for my protection, but I'm locked out of love ,and life to me now ,is not as it should be, I'm locked out of love, if you let me in ,that would mean the world to me..
Locked Away
Who knows whatMight have happenedIf you loved yourself enough,No to need to keep provingYou still possessThis mysterious "it".Your ego brush-strokedAgain and again"You are handsome""You are passionate"You are the tormentedDarkness that is scaredOf being broken.So you keep yourself locked alone in fear.  Poem By Tammy C.
Locked Up
your filth these stains my breasts sin remains taken under lost control the truth must be retold and i know..i know something about you something about you and when you do those things you do you did your father did it to you I felt like a pet like a rat in a cage can you feel it? can you fake it? i wont change do you still feel the same? tell them your the only one     " the days are slow and full of sorrow  ill stay under my fix untill tomorrow"
Locked Missions
Locked Missions: They will most likely say "LOCKED" because you don't qualify!!If you look at your mobster, you will see the achievements. If you hover over the coin, it will open and if you hover over the items on the list, at the top it will tell you what you have to do to achieve that. Each achievement category is named ie: Wise Guy, Earning Bones, Runner.You will also notice the requirements to run the missions is getting all the achievements in the category. Lucky Poker Chip Locked Mission: You must be a Runner, takes 50 energy. You have a 5% chance of finding a chip. If you get one, you keep it forever, you can't sell it and it shows up in your equipment with your scrubs. It works sort of like the safehouse. Sometimes it comes into play, and other times not. You can only ever get ONE. So if you get one, that mission is dead to you, it will apparently give you the same message as if you try to get more than one knuckle. It also shows up in their feed each time your chip has been
Lock Your Windows,doors,and Hide Under Your Bed
I wrote this short humorous story , be cause so many people sound unintelligent  by their use of foul language in every conversation they have with some one.  This is such a cultural problem,that in the movie Star Trek The Journey Home,Captain Kirk Tell Spock that People use foul language so other people will listen to what they have to say. A man work in a warehouse ,and he is filing some paper work ,when he overhears a conversation between one of his fellow worker and a manager from a different department.       The manager is upset because something he ordered had disappeared from the ware house.   So The manger and the warehouse co work come to the conclusion that some one else stole his order when they came to pick up their own.In anger the Manger blurt out, " Those Mother Fuckers struck again!"The man who is file the paper work run up to his coworker with a distressed look on his face,and asks, " Can I barrow your cell phone ?     It's argent I call my mother at once!"His co work
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Locksmith Services, A Relevant Requirement Of Life
In the present era every single person is worried about their commercial, industrial and even the residential property and if not this, then the vehicles they are using or we can count a number of allied things on fingers. All these items require high theft security as they are not safe from the evil eyes. At Irvine CA, Locksmith services and products work as the solution to all the worries. There are various locksmith services and items that serve the purposes of protecting your relevant items and places from theft. Locksmithing is basically the whipping or making of the locks. Sometimes the locks get jammed and require lot of effort for unlocking, for these purposes, the person in trouble can avail the locksmith services or products. Locksmith works and solutions are very common at Irvine. Locksmith Irvine has made the life simple for many people living in this city. They can move freely without worrying much about their belongings. There are many companies in the industry that are
Locked Horns
Sorry for going MIA on you all, due to current circumstances I had to enroll my eldest son in public ed.. and now we're attempting to avoid truancy charges due to the lack of experience these fine folks seem to have in dealing with children whom have sensory issues and anxiety/panic disorders.. Because we all know when someone is panicing the very best thing to do is CORNER THEM *shakes head* I'll be around as much as I can, Miss you all!!
Loc N Load & Cca
SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE BEST PEOPLE I KNOW DJ LocNLoad(AKA 'PAPPI')~Owner Of ForbiddinPleasures~EnforcerMgr.@ClubTOOSEXY~Security@AcesU@ fubar ~DJ SEXII BAD BITCH CCA~Owner of Forbidden Pleasures~ Manager@ClubTooSexy ~Greeter @ACES UP& UNTAMAB@ fubar
Locomotion
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Laser My Words
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Texture My Words
Loco - Coal Chamber
pull - steamroller rollin' through my head said attached to loco power up coal through the system out to the right said you're in my light - lock down the generator on man screw down use the system use the main plan full power up to the point man don't fuck with me loco lock down here latch the generator on screw the system full power hit the main plan
The Locomotion
Choo Choo All Aboard!!! Get Your Tickets And Join In The Fun PLEASE READ THE RULES BELOW BEFORE JOINING ... YOU MUST RATE AND FAN ALL NEW FRIENDS BACK IN RETURN. IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THIS, DO NOT JOIN. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THE LIST WITHOUT BEING INFORMED!!! You are to leave a comment on members pages if already on your list, not send them a message, thanks! The passengers ... The Driver 1 ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ The Conductor 2 ♥ SexyGranny1967 ♥ Carriage One 3 Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original* 4 ****TrAcY mEmBeR oF fuBaR uK wOrLd cRuIsE ******MeMbEr Of ThE bOoZe CrUiSe** 5 Lucie in the Sky
Locomotive--guns 'n Roses
Gonna find a way to cure this loneliness Yeah I'll find a way to cure the pain If I said that you're my friend And our love would never end How long before I had your trust again I opened up the doors when it was cold outside Hopin' that you'd find your own way in But how can I protect you Or try not to neglect you When you won't take the love I have to give Well I bought me an illusion An' I put it on the wall I let it fill my head with dreams And I had to have them all But oh the taste is never so sweet As what you'd believe it is Well I guess it never is It's these prejudiced illusions That pump the blood To the heart of the biz You know I never thought That it could take so long You know I never knew how to be strong Yeah, I let you shape me But I feel as though you raped me 'Cause you climbed inside my world And in my song So now I've closed the door To keep the cold outside Seems somehow I've found the will to live But how can I forget you
Locohammerhead~~my Dear Friend~~
This has been a week that I won't soon forget~~but I was saved by an awesome friend that I adore~~Loco is a smart young man starting his own pc business~~I thank you dearly for saving me each and every time loco~~you so rawk!! Everyone go show him some love plsss~~he is so deserving~~ locohammerhead@ fubar The business is still in the making but purchases can be made~~Here is the link to that also~~ www.getcyberware.com
Loco Roco!
This is a song's lyrics made for the game Loco Roco, for the PSP. I personally did not care for the game, but the song is so bloody happy and cheerful that it could even be the missing link to reversing an emo to a normal person. This is translated into Japanese Gibberish. :) Bajumbo moi noi noi jeckerDabatto bunkergait jun junNora juerue-rotto pura-pura pettoPuraret dum dumPapuranoi noi noi jeckerDabatto bumperget tum tumOra poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so Bokeretyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-laTerra hooki-ra pishi-to diki-ra poody-toSeni-kidi koseiboKokorenkyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-laTerra hooki-ra shishi-sho tusura hajiki yo Bajumbo moi noi noi jeckerDabatto bumperget tum tumNora juerue-rotto rokorolo-pettoPura-purarun dum dumPapuramoi noi noi jeckerDapatto bumperget tum tumOra poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oORpDuzjjHU
Locust Plagues Mexico
MEXICO CITY - Clouds of locusts have descended around the Mexican beach resort of Cancun, destroying corn crops and worrying officials in a region still recovering from the devastating fury of last year's Hurricane Wilma. Traveling in dark fogs, locusts are grasshoppers that have entered a swarming phase, capable of covering large distances and rapidly stripping fields of vegetation. "Imagine, they fly in the form of a flock. Imagine the width of a street," government official Martin Rodriguez said on Tuesday, describing the fields around Cancun on the Yucatan Peninsula. Towns have formed pesticide-armed brigades and are winning the war against the 3-week-old plague that has left tourist areas unharmed, authorities said. Squads wait until night when the flying insects are roosting on plants to blast them. They carry motorized backpack pumps to shoot chemicals in a crusade that has affected from 2,000 to 2,500 acres of farm land. "It is a war, effectively," said Germ
Loddy Doddy
Wasting Time As I sit here with time to kill I think of you as I always will I sit and look at the wall and say That was such a wasted day Without you the pain that is here Will last a long year But as it goes away I find a way To say I Love You each and every day As time waste away Jessie
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Lodha Casa Bella|lodha Dombivali 09999684955 Lodha Mumbai
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Lodha Splendora Thane Ghodbunder Road Mumbai By Lodha Group  Lodha Splendora Thane innovative launch project by Lodha Group located at Ghodbunder Road Thane Mumbai. Lodha  Splendora spread across an impressive 15-acre grandscape, everything here is planned to amaze. Nestled within this magnificently landscaped setting is a grand club with India's longest swimming pool, and over 100,000 sq.ft. of central green. Lodha Thane offers 1, 2, 3 bhk luxury homes at an affordable price. You get pleasure from the stylish urban way of life of a vibrant, cosmopolitan city. While you pleasure in the misty hills, forests, lakes and scenic rivers of a country retreat. Your every wish, every comfort, every desire, is predictable and provided for, right at your doorstep, from international schools to sports courts, world-class gyms to landscaped gardens. Established in 1980, Lodha Group is a premier real estate developer headquartered in Mumbai. Lodha Builders Mumbai is current
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Lodha Grandezza Wagle Estate Thane Mumbai Lodha Grandezza is a upcoming apartments in Thane Wagle Estate Mumbai present by Lodha Group. Lodha Grandezza offers 2 and 3 bhk luxury apartments with unmatched amenities. The Project is located at Majestic 18-storey towers, strategically located, for easy connectivity the well-developed social infrastructure, synonymous with Thane and Mulund, and an easy walk-to-work environment. Established in 1980, Lodha Group is a premier real estate developer headquartered in Mumbai. The Group is currently developing in excess of 27 million sq. ft. of prime real estate over 30 projects in and around Mumbai, from Nepean Sea Road to Dombivali, making it the largest developer in Mumbai and one of the largest in the country. The group is now expanding into Western and Southern India and recently kicked off their geographic expansion by launching Lodha Meridian, an unparalleled super luxury residential project in Hyderabad. In 2007,
Lodha Casa Rio Gold 1, 2 Bhk Residential Apartments At Dombivali Mumbai
Lodha Casa Rio Gold Dombivali Mumbai  Casa Rio Gold is a Matchless project introduced by Lodha Group Lodha located at Dombivali Mumbai. Casa Rio Gold by Lodha offer 1 and 2 bhk luxury apartment at an affordable price. Lodha Casa Rio Gold is a green haven on the city ideally located on the most premium part along the riverside Dombivali, Mumbai and offers quick and easy access to Nilje Station ensuring the best of all worlds for its residents. Lodha Casa Rio Gold offering the best possible lifestyle for its residents within the home. Defining the home with their own private home theatre rooms to garden homes with their own private garden, life has never been so luxurious.Lodha Casa Rio Gold has 22 Storey Towers stand tallest and also offer endless views of the river and surrounding hills widely spread across 150 acres of landscape. The fittings and finishes at Lodha Casa Rio Gold take each residence to a new level of lavishness that becomes a part of the li
Lodha Splendora | Lodha Splendora Thane | Lodha Thane
Lodha Splendora Thane Ghodbunder Road Mumbai  Lodha Group has announced a elite project "Lodha Splendora"at Thane Ghodbunder Road Mumbai. Lodha Splendora Thane offers 1bhk, 2bhk, 3 bhk luxury apartments. Lodha Splendora Thane Ghodbunder Spread across an impressive 15-acre grandscape, everything here is designed to make an impact on. Nestled within this delightfully landscaped setting is a grand club with India's longest swimming pool, and over 100,000 sq.ft. of central green. The lavish yet thoughtfully designed residences are complemented perfectly by spectacular views of the Yeoor hills or the Ulhasriver. All coming together to offer you an elevated lifestyle in the buzzing hub of Thane, tinged delightfully with misty hills, enchanting forests, and a serene river.  Established in 1980, Lodha Group is a premier real estate developer headquartered in Mumbai. The Group is currently developing in excess of 27 million sq. ft. of prime real estate over 30 proj
Lodha Blue Moon Most Awaited Project @ Worli 09999684166
Lodha Blue Moon Worli                                                                                                       Lodha Blue Moon is a Ultra Luxurious prelaunch Apartments by Lodha Group. Lodha Blue Moon has an unmatched amenities its offer 2/3/4 bhk elite apartments. This milestone assignment promises to redefine New Worli as transcending all potential; it offers you what most can only vision of: a impressive life. Life, as you live it in Lodha Blue Moon Worli, is a state of luxurious well-being, cocooned in beauty, comfort and privilege. You live in a residence that exudes world-class style and splendor, imposing amazing views of the Yeoor hills or the Ulhas river. This development is a rare confluence of the best that nature can provide. Established in 1980, Lodha Group is a premier real estate developer headquartered in Mumbai. Lodha Builders Mumbai is currently developing in excess of 27 million sq. ft. of prime real estate over 30 projects in and around Mumbai, from
Lodha Grandezza Thane 09999684166 Wagle Estate
Lodha Grandezza Thane new residential development launched by Lodha Group. The development is positioned at magnificent 18-storey towers, tactically located, for easy connectivity the well-developed social infrastructure, synonymous with Thane and Mulund, and an easy walk-to-work environment. A mere minute from the Eastern Express Highway and famed LBS Marg. Lodha Grandezza Thane offers 2 and 3 BHK apartments with modern amenities like Gym, Kids play area, Sport facility, Swimming pool, Multipurpose hall, Jogging track, Car paring and Senior citizen park much more.An island of calm, cosily tucked away from the bustle of the adjacent highway, quietened by the rustle of tree-lined pathways and rolling stretches of patterned green. Where you can leave the rushed pace of the day far behind, and begin to discover a space designed exclusively to cocoon you from the world outside. Welcome home, to your very own haven of tranquility.Lodha Group is currently develop
Lodha Worli Blue Moon Luxury Homes 09999684166
Rate Plan: Type: 2 bhk, 3bhk & 4bhk               Location: Worli Mumbai Size: 1368 Sq.ft. to 2349 Sq.ft       Email Id: info@affinityconsultant.com         Price: 3.19 Cr. to 7 Cr.                     Contact Us: 09999684166 or 09999684955 Developer: Lodha Group               Project: Lodha Blue Moon Website Url: http://lodhabluemoon.affinityconsultant.com/ Lodha Group come up with its innovative project "Lodha Blue Moon" at Worli Lodha Blue Moon has been launched on 7th January 2013. Blue Moon  is providing  well-designed towers of over 70 storey , set around a 6 acre private central park. Lodha Blue Moon Worli offers you 2bhk, 3bhk & 4bhk Exclusive apartments with area range of 1368 Sq.ft. to 2349 Sq.ft. it has world class amenities it has two towers one is Tower Alpha and the other one is Tower Gama. Your every wish, every relieve, every desire, is conventional and provided for, right at your doorstep, from international schools to sports courts, world-class gyms t
Lodha Blue Moon
09999684166 | Lodha Blue Moon |  Lodha Worli | Lodha Blue Moon Worli | Lodha Blue Moon Mumbai | 0999684955 Rate Plan: BedRoom: 2, 3, 4 BHK          Email id: info@affinityconsultant.com Size: 1368 to 2349 Sq.ft         Location: Worli Mumbai    Price: 3.19 Cr. to 7 Cr.            Developer: Lodha Group Contact Us: 09999684166 to 09999684955Lodha Group Introduced you India largest Residential opportunity ever  "LODHA BLUE MOON" will be the prime and most pleasing housing target in South Mumbai. Lodha Blue Moon offers impressive 2, 3 & 4 bedroom air-conditioned apartments with international fittings, multi-level security, concierge, large open spaces & a large club & spa, Italian marble & wooden flooring. Lodha Builder had freshly purchase a residential plot from DLF roup , the country’s largest developer, for Rs 2,727 crore in one of the major realty deals. Lodha has named the project as ‘Blue Moon’, which will have approximately 2,000 apartments. He
Lodha Blue Moon
09999684166 | Lodha Blue Moon |  Lodha Worli | Lodha Blue Moon Worli | Lodha Blue Moon Mumbai | 0999684955 Rate Plan: BedRoom: 2, 3, 4 BHK          Email id: info@affinityconsultant.com Size: 1368 to 2349 Sq.ft         Location: Worli Mumbai    Price: 3.19 Cr. to 7 Cr.            Developer: Lodha Group Contact Us: 09999684166 to 09999684955Lodha Group Introduced you India largest Residential opportunity ever  "LODHA BLUE MOON" will be the prime and most pleasing housing target in South Mumbai. Lodha Blue Moon offers impressive 2, 3 & 4 bedroom air-conditioned apartments with international fittings, multi-level security, concierge, large open spaces & a large club & spa, Italian marble & wooden flooring. Lodha Builder had freshly purchase a residential plot from DLF roup , the country’s largest developer, for Rs 2,727 crore in one of the major realty deals. Lodha has named the project as ‘Blue Moon’, which will have approximately 2,000 apartments. He
Lodha Splendora Thane Ghodbunder Road Apartments For Sale 09999684166
09999684166 Lodha Splendora | Lodha Thane | Lodha Splendora Thane | Lodha Splendora Thane Ghodbunder Road | Lodha Splendora Mumbai 09999684955   "Words aren't enough to thank you for making Lodha Group No.1 That's why Lodha are gifting you a cheque of "Rs. 5 Lacs" On Every Booking  Offer Valid Till 12th to 31st January 2013Lodha Splendora Thane Spread across 15 acres Lodha Splendora is designed to impress. TheLuxurious 1, 2 & 3 Bed AC residences come with Italian marble flooring, European bath fitments and exotic views of Yeoor hills and Ulhas River. While a fully equipped grand clubhouse, landscaped gardens, India's longest swimming pool and sports facilities you will truly experience grand living at Lodha Splendora.Strategically located on Ghodbunder Road , between eastern & western express highways , Lodha Splendora provides great connectivity to all parts of Mumbai.Lodha Builders focuses on development of residences and office spaces in various formats including sta
Lodha Aurum Grande 09999684955 Lodha New Project Kanjurmarg
Lodha Developer has been announced a new residential project Lodha Aurum Grande positioned at Kanjurmarg Mumbai.Lodha Aurum Grandé brings together the optimum that environment and man can supply. Panoramic views, outstanding landscaping, eye-catching architectural design, world-class facilities and luxury-filled residences. to be found in close proximity to Powai at Kanjurmarg Railway Station, just off JVLR and the Eastern Express Highway, Lodha Aurum Grandé is located in the midst of future business district of Kanjurmarg. This suitable destination has everything from hospitals and schools, to shopping malls and offices nearby. Standing 34 storeys tall, the 3 towers of Lodha Aurum Grandé soar literally and metaphorically over every other building in the suburbs. With a contemporary international façade and design that make it a landmark. Take your own elite place in a world of freedom. The best of the whole thing is now at your command. Lodha Group is an India
Lodha Ventures Property Kukatpally Hyderabad
                 Lodha Bellezza Eden Square Hyderabad   Lodha Group announce new Residential Project “ Lodha Bellezza” is Located in Eden Square, Kukatpally Hyderabad . Lodha Bellezza offers You 3bhk and 4bhk luxurious Apartments and area ranging starting 3447sq.ft to 4761sq.ft . With best-in-class comforts and amenities, including 'concierge service' on call. The one that’s crowned by a helipad - a fitting way to welcome the jet-set of the city. 30 storeys below, fountains and water cascades herald your arrival, while a carpet of red roses is laid out for you. The rose garden is in full bloom. After all, there's 10 acres of open space to lose yourself. Today, Hyderabad enjoys an unrivalled status as the commercial hub of India. As an IT destination, it is home to some of the world’s finest minds. While its international standards of living continue to attract a growing population of NRIs. Nestled in this modern city is Lodha Bellezza -
Lodha Meridian New Apartments @09999620966
                           Lodha MeridianLodha Meridian has come up with new Tower titled as “Beta” with sepecial offers.  Lodha Meridian Project offering 2 & 3BHK international residences with varying sizes are 1278sq.ft to 2259sq.ft., during the booking window panning 6th to 22th September, Lodha Meridian presents on opportunity so exclusive that you will not be able to resist owing a residence here. The most exquisite international residences .These Spectacular living spaces are crafted perfectly, meeting exacting standards to provide an international lifestyle to connoisseurs of fine luxury like you. Homes open from 3 sides assure spectacular uninterrupted views, ample cross-ventilation and sunlight. International residences fully air-conditioned and Wi-Fi enabled with counterparts only in London and New York. The interiors are also designed meeting exacting standards to provide you a befitting international lifestyle Ensconced at one of t
Lod Is Out, Mvs Is In!!!
Most Valuable Striker (MVS)(Will start 8/16): LOD is out MVS is in!!!!!!! Every three days each Co-Founder will select a member of the family they believe have made great contribution to the family to put up for vote for MVS. They will be posted in a folder on the Blue Homepage. Each member will then cast their vote (only one) on their choice for MVS. The nominee with the most votes will be the next MVS. MVS is a chance for the whole family to show members who consistently step up to the plate a little love. Members can only be put up for nomination once in a 2 week time frame and must also show that they have participated in supporting each of the MVS's during the previous month. The MVS will last two days leaving the 3rd day a chance for new nominee's to be posted and voted on. The MVS will receive a MVS Award (Pic). (example, winners pic will be on award) Every 6 months the member with the most MVS awards will receive personally from the Co-Founders eith
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Loely
im just lookin some latenite fun from any female from the quad city area if there rany takers just message me.
Loe's New Address
Here is my brothers new address. He's waiting on those letters. What 'cha waitin on??!! Lawrence Awoniyi #09434-027 Unit Alex Federal Correctional Institution BOX 1000 Morganstown, West Virginia 26507-1000 He sends his love.
Loeves Fortune Cookie
Love Fortune CookieMy love fortune cookie says "If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call"Click here to get your love fortune cookie from JokesUnlimited.com
Loev Me Tender
LOVE me Tender Sung to the music of the same title by Elvis Presley. Love me tender, love me true, Take my cock inside. Now start moving, up and down, For a little ride. Ride it good Babe, ride it long, Keep it inside deep. Slide all the way on my dong, Feel my hard cock leap! Love me tender, love me sweet, Take in all my meat. Let me fill you with my cum, Let me feel your heat. After I have shot my load, Let me slide back out. It makes me feel so damn good, I may have to shout! Love me tender, love me so, I want your sweet ass. I want to ream you out good, I'll do it real fast. Yes my Darling I will love, Your sweet ass so fine. I'll fill it with my big cock, And I'll, make, it mine!!
Loey
hey fu family I just want you to know my dearest LOEY is back yey here come and show her sooo much love *BehindBlueEyez*@ fubar
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IT IS DAWN THE LAST STAR OUT OF THE SKY HAS JUST DISSAPPEARED.BUT BEFORE IT VANISHED YOU MADE A WISH WILL THAT WISH COME TRUE?YOU AND YOUR WOMAN ARE CAMPINGSHE COMES TO LOOK FOR YOU NOTICING YOUR NOT IN THE TENT.SHE FINDS YOU AND WATCHES WHATS LEFT OF THE NIGHT BLEND INTO MORNING~INSPIRING.KIDS ARE SLEEPING YOUR LOVER IS WEARING A SKIRT TODAY,COOL BREEZES RUN OVER YOU AS THE WIND HAS OTHER IDEAS,BLOWING UP HER SKIRT EVERY NOW AND THEN,EXPOSING HER WHITE PANTIES,YOUR GETTING HOT AND A LITTLE FLIRTY YOU WHISPER IN HER EAR WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO TO HER SHE GIGGLES PLAYFULLY.YOU SAY TO HER WOULDNT IT BE NAUGHTY&FUN TO FUCK IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS?SHE SAYS YES,LETS DO IT.THERE IS A BIG LOG NEARBY PERFECT TO BEND HER OVERYOU HEAR THE BIRDS CHIRPING AND THE BROOK FLOWING NEAR BY SO PEACEFUL.YOU BOTH WALK BEHIND THE LOG RUB AGAINST HER SO SHE CAN FEEL YOUR BONER.ANTICIPATION IS ENORMOUS.SHE TAKES DOWN HER PANTIES AND YOU FEEL HER TO FEEL HOW WET SHE IS.SHES MOIST ALREADY,WITHOUT ANY HESTITATI
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Tried twice to submit a salute and failed. I know why the first one was wrong but the second one didn't show my forehead so that blew it I suppose. Who knows! I can't seem to get my camera to fit my whole face and the fubar ID both. It just won't go in the frame. I dunno enough about my digital camera to figure it out. lol Any suggestions would be welcome! Thanks!
Logan & Veronica - Love Machine
Logan And Veronica - How To Save A Life
*Yes, some of the videos are pretty close, but its how they play out to the music that is the real important part. Trust me, just watch.
Logan & Veronica - I Know
Logan Is My Fav
Logan's Return
Logan's Return by Mndom © There are many different X-Men lineages. There is the comic book lineage, the fantastic cartoon show, the movie, and the new cartoon show that follows depicts the characters as teens. This story will follow the version I know best, the movie. I may make some changes in character inadvertently. If I do, I apologize. Logan sighed to himself. As he looked into the icy snow before him, all he could think about was his past. He thought about meeting with these "X-Men" and saving the world from Magneto. He was happy to do it, as deep down he really was a good person, but he still hadn't remembered who he was. That's why he was here in Canada. That search had consisted of 5000 acres of wilderness near an abandoned laboratory. In the month he had spent in the cold, he had found very little to remind him of his past. In essence his past was still a closed book. Shaking is head; he decided to return to the only place that had actually felt like a home to him in
Logan Sent This To Me, Thanks Hun :)
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back, your missing the good stuff. “LIFE'S SHORT”. If you don’t look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you’re SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS". Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS you don’t always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in l
Logan's Run Lounge
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Logan (my Son)
You’re momma’s little boy Who is never without a toy   Playing out in the dirt Getting mud all over your shirt   You’d rather be out playing Than listen to anything I’m saying   About when you get older Or how you should be bolder   Can I go play in the mud and the muck And can I take this car and this truck   Yes, I say, go play How can I make you stay   When you’d rather be playing in the dirt Getting mud all over your shirt
Log Cabin Quilt Block A Good Beginner's Project
Log Cabin Quilt Block A good beginner's project http://www.equilters.com/library/logcabin/easy_log_cabin_part1.html
Loggers
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two Of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told
Logging Off For The Night. Go Mavs!!!!
I'm logging off for the night. Mavs start in about 30 minutes. I need to meditate so that my Mavs win! They are down 3-1. They have to win the rest of their games. If you are a Mavs fan, OR if you aren't a NBA fan at all please throw a little luck my way or our way and think positive thoughts. :) GO MAVS!
Logging On For A Second (or Third) Opinion
There is nothing new in that, of course. The intrepid and the adept were going to the Web for health information as long ago as the 1980s, well before Google and other search engines made it accessible to a wider audience. These days, that is pretty much everyone. At least three-quarters of all Internet users look for health information online, according to the Pew Internet and American Life Project; of those with a high-speed connection, 1 in 9 do health research on a typical day. And 75 percent of online patients with a chronic problem told the researchers that “their last health search affected a decision about how to treat an illness or condition,” according to a Pew Report released last month, “The Engaged E-Patient Population.” Reliance on the Internet is so prevalent, said the report’s author, Susannah Fox, the associate director at Pew, that “Google is the de facto second opinion” for patients seeking further information after a diagnosis. But paging Dr. Google can lea
Logging Off
One may state that I hold too high of expectations.  There are ways I feel every female should be treated. A lot of things I take perhaps too seriously, but it is still how I feel. Certain boundaries have been affected... If I decide to not be here as often, this could be why.   good day
Logged Into Fubar Thru Facebook?
If you are having an issue where you are not able to log into fubar or you had to create a separate account to log into fubar, then here is what you need to do. 1. log out of fubar and facebook, if you can't log out of fubar just log out of facebook 2. clear your browser and cache, temp files and reboot your pc 3. log into facebook, and then log into fubar directly, by typing www.fubar.com.
Logical Wife
One day, a man asked his wife "Why did God make you so beautiful, yet so stupid?". To this his wife replied, "Well...God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me... and he made me stupid, so I would be attracted to you."
Logic That Prevails
Is there a logic that prevails in life? Is anything meant to be or was that just a fairytale we were spoon fed as children? Dreams, in their pure form, seem boundless; and yet in reality, once humans interact, we seem to trip over our own shoelace lies. We drink from our mothers communal milk, forced to choke down altered beliefs and bias opinions; all found one day to be fraudulent claims for a self serving purpose. We advocate misery as being an acceptable way to live, never taking the time to not only teach happiness, but to live it. Life is the journey, not the destination and time is precious and fleeting. We have barely even begun to glimpse the voyage our spirits will embark upon, with our closed minds we couldn't even vaguely fathom all the possibilities. We desecrate the planet we have been given, we seem to think life is our right. How is it a right if we only few prove they deserve it? Life is our gift... Will there be a day when we all wake up, look around and realize what
Logical Fallacies
before you even think about arguing anything, ever, go to logicalfallacies.info (im not a nerd so i don't know how to do html and such) and study the lost art of logical arguments. how many times have you looked at the mumms, and some internet tough guy is going off on some tangent about ICP or vampires or somesuch nonsense??? i believe, if we spread the gospel of intelligent, rational discourse throughout fubar, the quality of discussion will be immediately improved.
Logistics Officer
Found out friday that I'm going to be a logistic officer in the Marine Corps. I've been an officer for almost a year now, and I've spent all that time in schools training to be in charge of MARINES. Looking forward to going to my last school before I stand before my first platoon. I'll be in NC for 2 two months of Logistic Training. Looking forward to the future, will keep you all posted. Mike
Logic Of The Irish
Logic of the Irish An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, "You know, a pint starts going flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it >there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks >the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in

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