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A Little Bit More About Me.
My wife and I decided to try something different. After almost 19 years of marriage, the "spark" has pretty much gone out. We decided to allow each other to seek relationships outside our marriage, without dissolving our marriage. I have a great attitude about life, love kids (have 3 of our own), fun to be around, generally a good guy who doesn't do drugs, I'm a non-smoker and only occasionally drink alcohol. (Also FYI, I'm STD-free.) A "southern gentleman" who would treat a lady right and will always respect her wishes. I am looking for a no strings attached relationship. My wife and I have an open relationship but we want to keep it discrete because of our family and friends. If you are willing to take that chance, I look forward to hearing from you.

A Little Gun History
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY I thought you might appreciate this. In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. >From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. >From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

A Little Taste
Well first of all i am 32 and she is 31 we r looking mostly for friends, my wife is bisexual and we r looking for a woman to have a great relationship with that wont come in between us.if anyone is interested know this 1 important peice of info we love only each other. Other than that we love to go riding on our 4 whlr play with our kids and also go to karoake and sing,we enjoy rock mostly but we r open minded to other music.also we must send props to our good frein dormatavian who invited us to fubar, and also a awsome singer/musician, and his beautiful wife cheryl we love u guys.Well cant think of anything else for now my brain is on sleep mode..., after all it is 5 in the am.cya all laters.

Little Johnny...
The Polite way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.' 'And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...

A Little Taste....
This is a short paragraph or two from my novel "Ghost Lover" on sale at Renaissance E Books (www.renebooks.com) Enjoy! -C The Featured Entertainer They came. One by one, sometimes in twos or threes, they came and sat in the darkness and waited for her. The burly Latino bouncer, with his arms covered in outlandish Oriental style tattoos, took their money for the cover charge and watched them suspiciously from the front door. The place was small and dark. A few neon signs advertising different beers lit the back wall and a centrally located bar took up the middle of the strip club. The rest was filled with round tables and well worn chairs. Behind the bar was Cherry. Blonde and slim, but at thirty-two years old she was too elderly for the dance floor. She drew beers and poured shots with a weary, exhausted, and bored expression. The main feature of the club was, of course, the stage. The long narrow peninsula of a dance floor protruded from the right wall of the st

Little Fire Fighter
Little Fire Fighter The fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over totake a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck' he said with admiration. 'Thanks' the little girl said. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar instead of it's testicles, I think it could run faster.' The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

Little Broken Unloved Box, Full Of Dreams And Broken Thoughts.
Where have all my beautiful things gone. Someone stole them from my house. I put them in a tiny lockbox. Somewhere safe and secret. You don't want to hear about it. There's nothing inside. Just a few scraps of paper. An ugly old stuffy doll. Nothing but a few ideas about life nothing of any value at all. Molded tin with little paint chips falling off. Much like my razor blade heart, rusted webbed and spidered apart. There's nothing to it really. Just another tin box to put myself in. Nothing but a little cozey cage where I live. Starving myself just to stay safe. Insect legs broken off. Tiny whispers stored in jars. Little wishes and unloved thoughts. This is where everything beautiful is locked. Nowhere to go but down and further away. But today someone took my box away. Someone took my little ugly box. Nowhere to hide, nowhere to cry. Nowhere for my empty little heart to die. Just an empty space, marked only by the absence of dirt

Little Things In Life
So many times in life we over look the little things that make life worth living. It could be something as small that you wont even think about it until its gone. Something as little as a hug from a friend, a childs laugh, a kind smile from a stranger, or even the sound of chriping birds. So many small things that can make a person happy should never be lost. When you see a friend, hug them, make a child laugh. Enjoy these small things. There is a reason why these things are here. Life would be dark and cold without them. Its nice to know that there really are people out there that care, that things are there for a reason and everyone has a purpose. Be that kind of person to share a genuine smile. This life is far to hard as it is. So many bad things, its hard to find any of the good. But it is out there, you just have to let it sneek up on you. "Find out who you are an do it on purpose." Help others when you see that they need it. So appriciate the little things in life. You never kn

Little Brother - That Ain't Love
Uhh, yeah, love You know we always, we always talkin 'bout love We always thinkin 'bout it y'know I'm in love, I want love, I need love, whatever But like sometimes I wonder With all the hurt and pain that people that supposedly love you put you through Is that really love? We would go to each other's houses, sleep on the flo' Crash on each other's couches, work like kings and Eat like paupers, now my heart palpitates Just thinkin 'bout all the stress that came up out this Started out hard, goin for the long haul Put all of the bullshit and hoes on pause Shit got major we, stacked a little paper now Couple years later can't get a phone call Hold up~! Big fish in a little pond Swimmin 'round town, thinkin like we already stars And they say that money change you, but money don't change you It just make you more of what you already are Hope our kids do better than we Hope he and she learn to stick together when the times get ugly I've been misconstrued, lied to an

Little Child
Little Child As a child I rubbed Dandelions on my cheek. As a child I searched for Four leaf clovers. As a child I waited on Christmas eve With youthful anticipation. As a child I ate sweet tarts With screwed up lips. As a child I never looked under the bed at night. As a child I was free to cry When crying was necessary. As a child I laughed when the time called for it. As a child I liked the food I liked And dribbled down my chin That which I didn’t. As a child I feared the unknown And did not know fear. Now I am older What happened? Poet

A Little About Me
Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectual

A Little Gun History
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. >From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. >From 1

The Little Things We Do ??
I am sitting here and I am amazed at what some people will do to get a man to talk to them.They literally will show there assets to get people to talk to them in ways I feel a lady or a true lady should not be talked to or that they should show.I have tried to understand the reasoning behind it all,but I am finding difficulty in understanding this way,either in real life or the Internet. I feel I speak for myself and I don't need to show my assets to get someone to talk to me,but why do people feel this low self esteem in themselves that they do this or put it out there so bluntly what they will do for you sexually.What is the real reason behind all of this to make anyone feel the need in exposing themselves wide open like this.Call me old fashion if you will,but isn't a way to a man hearts is a little mystery in what is under the clothing,(I know a way to a mans heart is suppose to be food),but what I am talking about is how we reveal ourselves without thinking what it may look like

Little Tony On Grammar Again
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

A Little Experiment
I posted 3 universal mumms with three different types of situations. One was a real medical situation (which happens to be about something that happened to me), one was about the ideal date, and one about sex. I have been paying attention to what is going on with the mumms as far as the viewing, voting and commenting. Obviously all three have a purpose, but what I looking to pay the most attention to was the comments. The commenting is moreso to come back upon me as a person, but it doesn't make it any less important. Since the mumms are really used for fun or a way to get people's opinions, without knowing the person who is commenting (mind you, they also don't know you either), I wanted to see how much people would actually "judge the book by its cover". I have written on my page that you should look beyond the texts sometimes. Now as I look at comments posted on the last 2 of the 3 mumms, I know I have been judged and maybe even branded, yet these are by people who don'

3 Little Words
I love you- The 3 words every girl wantes to hear- I love you- The 3 words that most guys say and dont mean- I love you- The 3 words that will haunt your mind- I love you- The 3 words that hold so much power and yet mean so less I love you- The 3 words that is losting their mean with every passing year I love you- The 3 words that are the most miss used I love you- The 3 words when said from my mouth is gold I love you- The 3 words from me to you COPYRIGHT@2001

Little Known Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I love my car, she is my baby.... and no i did not name her 2. I am very good at what i do with both my jobs. I love my jobs. 3. I love my mom's Lasagna, but she only makes it once a year on christmas 4. My hair gets messy pretty easy cause i don't use any product in it to hold it in place 5. If I had enough money to choose anywhere to live I would choose a house on the water right here on Long Island 6. I still talk to the girl I was supposed to marry many years ago 7. I like rain and thunderstorms. I used to watch them on the beach in florida out over the water when i was younger. 8. I am very fast at witty combac

A Little Deer For Diner?
So we are right in the middle of fixing diner. The girls are both working late so they will not be home for diner. On the TV is a movie I have seen before but liked so I am watching it again somewhere in the middle, I often will do that. The Movie is called The Punisher kind of a shoot’em up flick where an FBI agent apparently kills a mafia king’s kid who was bad but it doesn’t matter so in retaliation the mafia hires thugs to wipe him out however in a move to make his wife feel better she wants this man’s whole family dead…yeah not a PG rated movie by far, so anyway I just threw on some bacon because I love Brussel sprouts with bacon, I know I know the bacon is not good for me…don’t go all Richard Simmons on me quite yet. So I just put in the bacon so I could fly back into the living room and watch the diner scene which is quite funny, and no there was no killing in that scene but as I am exiting the kitchen and it is a big kitchen Bonnie starts scream Deer, DEER DEER! I am like w

A Little Roasted
This was sent back to me from fubar support after I left this feedback at a board Sorry? === 'yoshinanda' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-12 20:02:48'.. > > I really love your lounge and I really hate your skin. the stars make it hard to read and the other parts are so bright I cannot read the text. I scroll up and down and around but arrrghhh I have been here two minutes and had only two convo and i got a headache ouch! > yoshinanda

A Little Bit About Me
OK I really don't like to do these about me things because 95% of the time no one reads it anyway BUT...I am going to put something you should know about me. I am 100% real I don't like games I HATE liars, I am who I am if you like me you'll grow to love me if not then guess you're gonna hate me because I don't make apologies for who I am. I am very honest and loyal to my friends, you r/f/a me great I'll do my best to return all love given me, but I'm only one person and can only do so much. Some guy got mad because I only rated one of his photos when he rated like 8 of mine. I do my best to return the same amount of love or more that is shown to but sometimes I am busy and just don't have the time to do it all. Anyway he got an attitude about it...got blocked came back on a bogus name and rated me and a couple of my photos 2,3,4 wow that hurt...NOT I still got points & I posted a bulletin letting my friends know so they wouldn't have to deal with his stupidity. This is a website it's

Little Firefighter
Am I A Fireman Yet?? In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of Terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of dermination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix She explained her son's final wish and Asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride

A Little Piece Of Heaven
1. Do you ever cut things out of magazines and make stuff with it? I used to when I was a kid. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Yes, blue Papermate. I only write in blue. 3. Did you know that May 16th is National Piercing Day? Nope. 4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say? "You up still?" 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? The previous person's answer to the last question. 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? White. 7. What color are the seats in your car? Dark gray. 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? No. 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Bill for work. 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? No. 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Car payment. 12. Who was the last baby you held? Oh wow...my nephew and that was about 7 years ago. 13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No. 14. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste? Yes. 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

Little Kids...
A 3 YEAR OLD One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. Af ter several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??

Little Goth Doll
Long dark hair and black lip-gloss, She likes red nail polish and a spiked collar. She writes poetry and she likes to dream, She dreams of the dead and what they mean. She's my little Goth doll, Yeah - She's a living dead doll. A short black skirt and a red corset, She likes combat boots and dark tattoos. She don't do cocaine but she drinks slow gin, She doesn't care for you, She don't care for me. She's a little Goth doll, Yeah - She's my living dead doll. She has a bar through her tongue and a ring through her lips, She likes the feel of steel pressed against her tits. She'll take off all of her clothes, through the graveyard she'll roam. If you treat her right she’s gonna make you moan. She's my little Goth doll, Yeah - She's my living dead doll.

The Little Things
The little things It only takes a minute or two for you to make a little progress. And a little progress can put you solidly on the road to a lot more. It only takes a small effort to give a little kindness. And a little kindness can easily multiply itself again and again until it starts to make a big difference. It only takes a simple adjustment of your attitude to build a little enthusiasm. And with a little enthusiasm you can attract the support of many others. Small positive changes are easy to make. In between all the things you're already doing, there are numerous opportunities to fill in the spaces with extra treasures. And the small positive changes do something much more powerful than making a difference in the world. They make a difference in you. Get in the habit of making small positive changes, and soon you'll be experiencing big, valuable accomplishments. Let the little things put your spirit in a positive place, and that can change your life in magnificent

A Little Assistance.. ? Plez? ~ Silverpixi!!
Just Flying by to ask for your help.... Please help our friend SilverPixi in her giveaway she's almost half way home. She only needs 25,000 comments to win a 30 day blast. She is always there when we need her , now its time to return the Luv! Click her picture below to go to her contest page and show her some mad Fu Luv!! She is also working steadily toward GodMother and her Birthday is February 24th! All good reasons to make this beautiful lady's dreams come true! Be polite Rate/Fan/Add the hostess the awesome Stephanie Lynn! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Made with Much Love by LuAngel ~ Lucretia Lucretia~LuAngel~Fu-Owned by & RL/GF 2 Ozzfanatic2 ~Lover 2 Rain~Mistress Lucretia 2 LoneWolfJohn

A Little About Me
Open minded opinionated easygoing female. LOL contradiction I know but its the truth. I love to learn new things, willing to try anything once, I love my daughters and like meeting new people. I'll listen to anythin and am pretty much here to hang and blow off steam after going to class, externship and work all day.

The Little Things
The Little ThingsIt only takes a minute or two for you to make a little progress. And a little progress can put you solidly on the road to a lot more.It only takes a small effort to give a little kindness. And a little kindness can easily multiply itself again and again until it starts to make a big difference.It only takes a simple adjustment of your attitude to build a little enthusiasm. And with a little enthusiasm you can attract the support of many others.Small positive changes are easy to make. In between all the things you're already doing, there are numerous opportunities to fill in the spaces with extra treasures.And the small positive changes do something much more powerful than making a difference in the world. They make a difference in you.Get in the habit of making small positive changes, and soon you'll be experiencing big, valuable accomplishments. Let the little things put your spirit in a positive place, and that can change your life in magnificent, profound ways.-- Ra

A Little Update
OK so for those who care... after much consideration and headache... i will be staying here in NC. A lot of factors went in to determing where i was going to land.... lets just say a couple days back with my mom around and i was ready to move to japan. So here i am and here i will stay... but i am still in the market for a house which means i wont for sure be staying in jacksonville... just the state itself. So hugs all around! sammie

Little Shreds(britten,thomas,alicia)
Last night I walked, In my plate of steel. I thought there was nothing, I could feel. One wrong click, One wrong space. Haden't seen him since he was born, There was his pic staring me in the face. My daughter beside him, Two states away. Somehow I found them, Both in one day. My eyes have wept, Cryed many tears, More than days have gone by, In all those years. Someday maybe you'll understand, Why I couldn't stay. But heres my hand,Todays another day.

Little Xi'an
Little Xi'an Little Xi'an so fast asleep, I wonder what your dreams do keep, So little now, so very young, Your precious life just has begun. You are so small, with a soul so pure, You're my heart's only cure. Your little smile, lights up my day, Without you there is no other way. Your little fingers wrapped around mine, Sleeping so sweetly and snuggling fine, Your favorite place upon my chest, Snoring softly, in sleep getting rest. One of the best of only two, I could never ask for better nephews than you. My promise is this, if you ever need me, Just call out my name and you will see, Whatever you need, I'm your becking call, I will never leave you, not ever at all. Copyright ©2008 Kodi Loe

Little Old Ladies & Used Cars
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? 'Heavens no, we bought it.' 'Then why don't you drive it away.' We can't drive.' Then why did you buy it?' 'We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ..so we're just waiting.

Little Gothic - Seraphim Shock
Little gothic Won't you make me cum inside Fishnet stockings and that Cross around your neck I think mother wouldn't like What Mary knew And she did Little gothic Gonna put my spell on you, again (chours) Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane fear in your eyes Your secrets safe amongst the dead Little gothic Won't you kindly get undressed I've got the toy's That'll make that velvit drip I think Mary wouldn't like What Jesus knew And he did Little gothic Gonna put my spell on you, again (chours) Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane fear in your eyes Your secrets safe amongst the dead (chours) Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane fear in your eyes Your secrets safe amongst the dead In darkness I will come To hold you once again To kiss your wicked smile Sex on bloodstained lips Lifeless doll eyes twitch (chours) Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane fear in your eyes Your secrets safe amongst the dead (chours) Moonlight upon your face Wolfsb

A Little Somthing To Start...
I'm a big poker player. I played poker professionally for about 5 years,but I needed a break, which is why I am in Oklahoma right now working. Playing poker for a living took all the fun out of the game. I truely think you need to be in Vegas to do this profession. I was everywhere but Vegas for awhile and had a bad run of cards for about a year. The pressure of supporting yourself playing poker is crazy. You are basically playing on scared money unless you have a bankroll that can support you in case you get a bad run. Hell I lived at the Gold Strike in Tunica, Mississippi for about 3 months off of comps. As long as you play in their poker room, they will give you free room and free food. That's all a poker player needs! I have had a tough couple of years. I'm tired. I just want to sit down at a table and relax and have fun. I have learned so much about life and people. That is one thing poker has taught me that I will never forget. Now if I could just get the opportunity to do som

Little Johnny Strikes Again
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, " That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated. "The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

A Little Bit About Me
I just thought I'd explain the reason I use a wheelchair and crutches to some of you who might be wondering about that. I was born with a birth defect called Spina Bifida. It's a neural tube defect where the extreme lower part of my spine didn't fuse correctly. This means that the vertibrates didn't close up all the way and in x rays you can see part of my spine. This caused nerve damage in my lower body. My legs and feet are particularly effected. Evenththough I have a birth defect that causes some damage in my body, I am very independant and can do pretty much everything anyone else can do, with the exception of things like full contact sports, mountain climbing, and a few ohter things. That's it for now, please feel free to message me with any other questions.

Little Liar
Little Liar I was taught to never tell a lie To look you in the eye and tell it like it is. Always thought that you would be the same It's such a shame that's not the way it is. I was fooled by your innocence. And my love for you was so intense. With our connection only physical, If it got me through the night Well, that's a lie. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you, oh! A simple question makes you look away. Your hesitation gives it all away. There's some protection in the way you move. If there's sadness in my eyes, It's coming from your lies. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. I believed in you. You want to sleep with me, but payback's tough. Why don't you call me when you're all grown up? If there's a change in you, I'll know it's true. Hey little liar, I bel

A Little About Me
~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com You scored as PinkYour heart is pink. You're everyone's friend. Woo go you! Everyone loooves you!! You're the definition of a true friend, which is why you mean so much to your friends. You will do anything to see your friends smile, you have a great quality- don't change for anybody. Pink 86%Yellow 82%Blue 71%Orange 61%Red 36%Purple 29%Green 29%White 14%Black 11%

Little Things
I have come to find that the littlest things matter the most to me.The times someone remembers my favorite flower,kisses from my children,someone that can make me blush. A friend that listens and doesn't judge me,tells me that I will be okay. A cup of coffee in the morning with someone special. To sit and listen to music with someone clear across the country and not really talking.A compliment,which I don't take well.I still say thank you for them though.Friends that see me just for me.Seeing my pain,my flaws and the beauty in me that I don't see.I can be difficult,stubborn and five million other things and they are still my friends.My children make my life worth living.My friends keep me sane.Some people see me one way,but my friends and those who matter most know the real me.I am loving,caring,forgiving and not the bitch some would like to think I am.I love my friends.I love my children a thousand times more.They forgive me for things I have done and not done. I am not perfect.I am p

Little Dragon
Little Dragon A dragon, a little dragon curled up, head over tail. Sleeping. Sleeping quite happily, warm, happy, curled around something. A toy. A little doll of him. Or more like what he was. What he was not so long ago. But now he’s happy. Never has he slept so peacefully, so blissfully. He never had the chance to do so before, but now there was comfort. In a place surrounded by those who love him. Figures, that little dragon could have never guessed how nice heaven really is.

A Little Passion ...
Their eyes met from across the room. He knew he had seen her from before, but where. Her deep blue eyes were memorizing. He couldn’t take them off of her. Her long curly hair was so soft and flowing, just begging him to touch it. He walked past her just to get a scent of her smell; it was breathe taking, the aroma of sweet heaven. He watched her every move, as she danced across the dance floor with grace and poise. He wanted to be that man, that guy that he held so close, touching that waist, whispering in that ear, kissing that forehead. And then it happened, he left. She was with her girlfriends. His opportunity had arisen. He was wasting no time. He walked up to her whispered to her softly in her ear, “I have been watching you, and would like to have this dance with you, would you please honor me?” She took his hand and led him to the dance floor where they danced for hours. He was in a state of aw. He had never met a women like this before, she was so different fr

A Little About Me
I love history and love to re-enact being a southern belle. I hang around with a few bands but they know they have to treat me like a lady. I can play the guitar and bass. And am an Angel in the kitchen!!

The Little Things
Subject: The Litlle Things The ' L I T T L E ' T hings . As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident. One of them missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change. One's car wouldn't start. One went back to answer the telephone . One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't get a taxi. T he one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work

Little Black Dress
LITTLE BLACK DRESS My little black dress, Fits nice and tight. As you can see it traces my silhouette. My carves are define, My legs are shapely and sexy. Seductive, Alluring, Telling you what I want. Your eyes raom my body, As your heart starts to beat. You come closer, As I give my come hither look. Our lips touch and your hands start to roam. You touch, You feel, As you find what you want. Two hearts beating together, Racing through time. Pure delight, Pure sexual heat. All Of this from my little black dress. DEE PARENTI All Rights Reserved.

A Little Bit More About Me..
Bored Body: 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes, i have to admit it, lol, but i didn't go to jail, so that should tell you how the night ended...not in jail! lol 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? No way, although sometimes roller coasters are fucking SCARY! 3. Whens the last time you’ve been sledding? A couple years ago. 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I like both. 5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yea 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes, i can be! 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes. 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Aniston. 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? No...lol.... 10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, hubby taught me.. 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes, once, years ago when i had a e-episode! 12. What’s your favorite commercial? I can't remember.. 13. Who was your first love? MY HUBBY! 14. If you’re driving in t

A Little About Me..
I was bored.. can you tell? 1.What time is it? 12:33 AM Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? Not really 3.Name? Krissy 4.Name spelled backwards? yssirK 5.What is your quest? Happiness and love 6.Nickname? I have a lot.. pick one.. 7.Age? 22 8.Hometown? New Kensington 9.What were you born in? A hospital bed in a hospital. 10.Where do you live now? In my own little world. 11.What state? PA 12.Ever going to move? More than likely, maybe, hopefully.. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? Most definitely. 14.Birth date? November 15. 15.When do you blow out your candles? After everyone sings Happy Birthday. :) 16.Day you were born? Hell, I don't know. I think it was a Monday. 17.Zodiac sign? Scorpio 18.Do you know what that is? Nope, I'm retarded. 19.Sex? Yes please. 20.Height? 5'5" 21.Weight? Are you kidding me? 22.Eye color? Poop brown 23.Hair color? Naturally dark brown, but dyed often.

A Little Help?
I could use some help getting some fu bucks, this way i can spread the love to my friends that are also asking for bucks. Just go to this link and comment on my pic as mcuh as you can. Thanks! Rob http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1172798&albumid=897528&i=386476826&idx=0

A Little About Me
well, I guess its about time for Me to do this, Even tho I hate doing them, I am a simple Man with simple views, I love life and All that comes with it, I am on a never ending Journey to Inner Peace and Spiritual Enlightenment !!!!!! I live in a Quiet town, where people let me be who I am, Yes I do Work,its not the best Job in the world, but it pays the bills and then some, 11 more years to retirement, lol , all My basic interests can be found on my profile so I wont go into those details. I am Basically Your normal human Male Animal, I know things That I shouldnt , and dont know some things that I should , well Ive bored You long enuff, Time to move on, More to come Later, Peace

A Little Anal...lol
You Are a Little Anal Retentive Okay, so you're occasionally uptight, but it's not like you fill your day with little OCD rituals. You just like to exercise a little control over your life, and that's usually a good thing. As long as you limit your anal retentive ways to your own behavior, you're not annoying anyone. Deep down, most people are exactly like you. Are You Anal Retentive?

A Little Worried
This is going to sound gross to a few of you, so I am sorry for that. About 10 years ago I had ovarian cancer. Well now things in my body are a little fucked up again. I have been having my little visitor for over a week not and its really bad. I have lost a lot of blood, and am as white as a ghost. I feel incredibly dizzy and tired. I have missed work it has been so bad. I go Thursday to see for sure whats wrong, but I am so worried that it is some thing so much more. I know its probably not the cancer coming back, but I can't help but have that feeling. I am scared to death right now. What if is some thing so much worse. What am I going to do then? Plus, I am still so dizzy and stuff. I hate this. My mom told me to take some vitamins to help build me back up, but damn it does not work fast enough. But sorry if this grossed you out in any way, I just needed to vent.

A Little About Scorpios
SCORPIO oCTOBER 22 TO NOVEMBER 21 Element:Water Colors: purple, red and brown Quality: Fixed Ruling House: 8th - Birth, Life Death Cycle Ruling Planet: Pluto Tarot Card: Death The Scorpion is one intense little creature, with enough poison in its own tail to disable or kill a much larger opponent. But the problem with this kind of built-in biological weaponry is that it must be mastered in order to be used most effectively. You Scorpios can use your "stinger" for self-defense, using your powerful emotional awareness to render your opponent harmless. But there is a sexual component of poisonous tail also, and until you learn to control those strong urges, you may find yourself in uncomfortable situations. Scorpio is the only sign that has three animal totems. First, there is the well-known Scorpion with its active tail. Second, as the Scorpio learns to master its passion and hold its instincts at bay, it changes into the Eagle. The Eagle has more perspective, fo

Little Harry
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gra

A Little Bit About Me
So...I figure I would write a blog about somethings. I am so sick of hearing women complain about not being able to find a decent guy. I know I am not perfect. I have my faults. But I know I am not some everyday scumbag either. I tell it like it is. I am upfront, honest and forward. I have nothing to hide. Want to know something just ask me. I do consider myself a decent guy. I think I am one of the few that seems to have a good grasp on what they want in lief and in a relationship and significant other. I am hard working and fairly intelligent. I have one degree already and working on my second one as we speak. I am family oriented. I take care of my kids, in fact I have custody of my daughter. I know how to treat a lady. I have what I think is a great sense of humor. It's sarcastic, perverted, twisted and off-the-wall. As some people find out, my sense of humor is quite comedic. I like sports. I am a die hard Steelers fan but I just love football in general.

A Little On Esar
Explorer Search And Rescue, crew 393. its a youth oriented Search And Rescue crew. most crews are adults. our crew is 15 yrs old, and is the only ground SAR crew in Arkansas up to the national standard. other SAR Dogs teams are but we are a little differnt. There are several teams that hate us because we are young and better trained. they constantly call us "kids", nothing pisses us off more than that. however there is a dog team that is one of the best in AR that will almost refuse a search if we arent there. They respect us, and we respect everyone else. Our team has the most SARTECH 1s-the highest level of SAR training. Being one-if not the-best team in AR, we are constantly being called out. which is always good. i absoultely love what i do in ESAR. Most of the seaches we go on end well. However, due to the very nature of it, some dont. Those that dont make the good ones that much better. i will admit it can be hard on one both physically and mentally. The mental is hard to ove

A Little Something
Alone siting in the dark, There's not even a sound. I look up to see, Stars shining all around. She lies here Safe in my arms. Does she know I could never harm? Its a love That I've never known. All these feelings I was never shown. I love her So dear and true Because without her My life would still be blue!

A Little Look Into Wolfie's Mind
Some times, I wonder why I even get up in the morning. HA.... I honestly do, some days life just seems to push me a little farther down the road all the time.. It is silly when I think about it but then when is anything how I thought it would be? Nothing is as it is supposed to be anymore! I miss the days when I could do what I like and not have to worry what people thought! However, those days are long gone now... oh I try to remake them, but all I succeed in doing is getting more people mad at me.. And people wonder why I'm depressed... it’s like I'm stuck in a time I don’t want to be in.. And there is no escape! My mind is confused and there is nothing but unrealised thoughts and feelings! My mind right now is clouded by thoughts I do not want to share on here... Thoughts of a time I long to be in again, a place filled with people I knew... people that are no more... I do not know how to say a lot that I really want to say here today.. I somehow feel lost... as if I do not quite

Little
Little hands and little feet. A little smile I'm glad to meet. Little eyes and little ears. Little giggles and little tears. A little soul. A little boy. Mommy and Daddy's pride and joy. A little man is born today. Hes ours to keep. Hes here to stay. © Brett Harper

Little Treasures
Little Treasures By: Deborah Boyd I walk softly With Heavy steps To a place unknown And Time unspent The World stand still All Quiet and dark As I creep further in Oh God show my a spark Please lead me the way I know not how to go I give you my hand In hopes for you to show I see a light So far away Should I go further Or remain where I stay I step a little closer Its lighter with ease When soon I come to realize My fears they have ceased It then comes to mind What I had feared the most Was nothing at all Just my own little Ghost. So without life’s little journey No one will ever know Could be Gods little treasure He wanting to show.

A Little Poem For A Happy Fuckin New Year. (old Blog...)
A little poem for a happy fuckin new year. Fireworks explode like bombs on the harbor. Waking spirits roam free at midnight. Explosions fill the sky. Empty celebration. Do they celebrate new life? A new dawn? Or a faded, warn out facade of happiness to mask looming death? One year closer to destruction. Smoke fills the night like saddened spirits in dark destructive skys. Go forth. Destroy yourselvs. Go forth. Drink yourselvs to death. Go forth. Lie. Murder. Destroy. Go forth in blindness and ignorance. Come with me into a new blood dawn. Look full into Death's smiling face. "Come forth." he says, "Come forth, I'll show you a new sunrise, radiant in blood. I'll show you oceans of death and decay. I'll show you mad dances by mad spirits rotting in murderous delight. I'll show you those that I'v devoured. I've devoured years and wars and armies soaked in blood, and lost souls in the dead of night. And now I'll devour you." Come on... I'll show you....

Little Does He Know
He thinks Im jealous Because hes with her Engaged to be married As he was once to me Little does he know Im glad they are together Keeps him from me He has no clue Im now with you Your much better Make me much happier So much he doesnt know

A Little Contest!!
I JUST POSTED A NEW BLAST!! HERE'S THE DEAL THE PERSON TO SUBMIT TO ME THE BEST SCREEN SHOT PHOTO OF IT WINS 50K IN FUBUCKS!! HOW EASY IS THAT?? DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TOO MAKE IT UNIQUE AND UNLIKE ANY OTHER!! PHOTO SHOP IT ANYTHING YOU LIKE BUT YOUR HOMEPAGE HAS TO BE VISIBLE ALONG WITH MY BLAST!! GET CREATIVE!! THIS WILL BE FUN AND WORTH THE EFFORT YOU PUT INTO IT! MOST IMPORTANTLY JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT!! C'MON AND SHOW ME HOW TALENTED YOU CAN REALLY BE!! GOOD LUCK!!

A Little About Me
Well, was invited to join fubar by a very good friend, Madame Scarlett. She said I'd find lots and lots of friends in here and have a few drinks with them. As for me, I'm just a wild and woolie farm boy, who loves to have fun. I'm easy and can be had, by anybody who wants me. This, of course, is only for the ladies. So come on and be my friend and see what happens. HUGS to all the beautiful ladies out there. Scarlett, I love you

A Little Poem By Yours Truly
I lay down in a king size bed, Many thoughts going through my head. As I lay down there I start to cry, Don't ask me because I don't know why. All I know is I want her back, Just here with me but the cards are stacked. She's holding aces I'm holding twos, She won't talk civil, don't know what to do. Do I go on with life or beg her back, Do I find someone or wait till I crack. I am going crazy trying to see, why it is she's ignoring me. I call her once wait three hours, leave her messages none that are sour. What am I doing to make her ignore, What can I do, what, what more? I guess it has been, just two weeks, I just miss her and I am getting weak. So in closing I must say, do I fight for her or go my own way?

A Little Melacholy
Sometimes I just sigh Don't even know why And people always say Smile if only for today I just smile a bit Try just to forget All of my regrets I hold on the pieces Now I am down on my knees Standing up from being down And try not to frown Wishing things were a little different Dreaming of something better, not even perfect So how do I get there from here Empty myself of all fear Learning to move on No more listening to old love songs Have to find myself again Its not good just to pretend Wish I had someone here Wish life's meaning was clear I am always a little too late For love so what's my fate Do I get to know that joy Am I welcome to that ploy Someone talk to me Or god let me be free Of all that holds me in Keep me free from sin I want to shine just like everyone else Reaching out for a little help Need that love to make life complete Without that i cannot compete Looking at my child Remember when times were wild Hoping she doesn't have to suffe

A Little Humor To Start The Day
Body: There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.

A Little Bit About Me...
yeah so I’m bored and felt like writing this stupid blog! I love nascar, I’m a seahawks fans, my favorite movies is cars i could watch it 1000 times and never get bored, my favorite soda is mountain dew, my favorite ice cream is fish food, my favorite thing to do during my pass times is play video games, i dont like short hair on a woman I think it makes her look like a man, I dont like lesbians, I have a problem with black people mixing with white, I guess you could call me racist but it’s just how I feel. I love to go camping, I enjoy working on vehicles, I could always go for a day of playing in the mud with my quad. I hate other peoples kids but I love mine to dealth. I can’t always make the right choices but I do try or at least thinka bout trying!! lol I never finished school, and i regret it but i will push my girls to finish like it or not. I hate stupid people, mean people suck but I am mean so i guess I suck. I hate to do laundry, I hate doing dishes, I’m bad about cleani

A Little About Me And Kidz
I Debra Rochelle Riley, Dont pretend to have a pretty life. I was Born February 12th 1973. I Live everyday for my Children,Daughter Jasmine and My Little Man Jonathan, and my home and my pets and Friends that I have made in life. When those things are in order and running right then What I like to Do is... Go to the Park with my Kidz When Summer Comes around,Go to the Beach walk in the Sand and play in the Water. Ride Bikes with My Kidz and Hang out with Friends too. Go to the Woods and Camp and Look at Wild Life and Waterfalls and trees and the clouds above and have no care when we are there.. The People I have Met in My Life are Dear to Me and Mean everything to Me and My kidz tht meet them too. Im A Good Woman and Mother and a Good Friend When You need Someone to talk to or Just Hang Out with. One thing that I love to Do For Time Killing and getting to know Some People is to go Bowling or Sitting in a Cafe drinkin Soda or Coffee. Me and My children Have that in Com

Little Things Lost
i am completely hopeless... i am stronger than this i know, but for some reason i cannot let this go. i cannot keep to this road or i will completely self destruct. i hate for the first time in my life. and i don't like how it makes me feel. i don't want to be here, stuck in my head. in a hell created by someone else. i want to my life back. i want to feel again, something other than the blackness inside. to be the person i know i am, not the fragile corpse i am now. lost my mind, lost my heart, lost my love, lost my soul.

A Little, German Poem
Frühling kinder draußen katz frisst vogel Hund jagt Katz und die Blumen Blühn. Bub zieht Mädchen an den Zöpfen Mädchen Schreit Und zieht Puppe aus der Tasche über Jungen Kopf. Bube blutet, Notarzt kommt, aber Junge tot :(

A Little, Englich Poem
This is the english version of my german poem Spring Kids are outside cat eats bird dog hunts cat and the flowers blow boy pulls girl on her braid, girl screams and takes her doll out of her bag over boy's head. boy is bleeding, the emergency doctor comes, but the boy is dead. :(

A Little Prayer
I have learned to realize a lot lately….LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HOLD IN ANGER, HATRED, and ANIMOSITY I had two babies born on Monday...a beautiful baby girl named Kyllie from my niece and a sweet baby boy named Gabriel from my best friend!!! Should be the best day in our lives and we got news that my best friend has cancer: (There are 4 stages to the cancer she has and she is at stage 4)!!! Now, Gabriel is her second son; she also has a ten yr old son and no one to care for them if the good lord takes her!!! My home will be open to them, but it will not be the same without her. She is the person that makes you laugh when you want to cry, that gives you that beer when you think you have had enough (awww….come on one more won’t hurt ya), she is the one that will stand by your side when you want to give up and she will literally hurt a man if he ever hit you!!! She has been my best friend for awhile and she has done all those things for me…I am not ready for her to go and I need all the p

A Little Frustrated
I just don't get it!!! I have gone out of my way to help others with their contests and whatever else they needed but when I needed help while I was in a contest I didn't get any help from my friends. Why is that? I posted several bullitins and a couple of blogs but everyone was to busy to either read them and just did not want to take time out of their busy schedule to help me out? I am not harping but a little frustrated about it. You want help but when someone else wants help in return they can screw themselves right? I give up.. I am in one more contest but I think that will be the last.. So sorry to ask for help..

Little Known Facts About Mississippi
Here are some little known facts about Mississippi. Some of them are actually true. Some are partially true. The rest I made up. Try guessing which is which. "Mississippi" is the only word in the english language of 11 letters that only has 4 letters really in it. 72% of the people living in Mississippi can't spell it properly. The first mobile home sold in America transpired on April 12, 1926, in Highwater Desert MS. On April 15, 1926, it was hit by a tornado. More potatoe chips are found under the sofa in MS, than any other state. They are usually found when on a sock-hunt. Scientists have spent a great deal of time trying to figure out how socks get under the sofa in the first place, which led to the Big Bang theory of the creation of the universe, a theory which holds that all came about by a black hole, which is what I usually find in my socks. Most of the tomatoes eaten in America in the 30's were grown in MS, and there is a town in the state called T

The Little Things You Give Away
Water grey, through the windows, up the stairs Chilling rain, like an ocean everywhere Don't want to reach for me do you? I mean nothing to you The little things give you away And now there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underwater I do Hope decays, generations disappear Washed away, as a nation simply stares Don't want to reach for me do you? I mean nothing to you The little things give you away But now there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underwater I do All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underground, now I Now I do Little things give you away (x4) Little things give you away (All you’ve ever wanted) Little things give you away (Was someone to truly look up to you

Little Johnny
Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... So one day Little Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you...." The girl said "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said to ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She answered, "The bastard used coins." Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety >before agreeing to it and g

A Little Sneaky Fun!
A Little Sneaky Fun! by LateNiteFantasy© If she and you pretend it’s so, a mickey in her drink, You’ll get her out the barroom door, before she stops to think. And if you get her in your car, before she passes out, You'll have her naked while she sleeps, of that there is no doubt! Just make sure she's a little gal, in case you have to carry, Her sweet body anywhere, don’t hesitate or tarry! But when you get her in your house, and lay her on your bed, You take her clothes off gently, as she lays there on your spread. The very next thing that you do, is take off all your clothes, You want to touch her nakedness, cause everybody knows. That pretty gals with smooth bare skin, is Heaven's pure delight! And titties taut and sweet firm ass, there's not a better sight, So lay her down and let her sleep, and open her legs wide, Put your lips against her cunt, and stick your tongue inside. Turn her over when you're done, just because you can, If you fuck her in her as

The Little Things
The little things you do to me Are taking me over I wanna show ya Everything inside of me Oh, like a nervous heart that is crazy beaten I feel stuck here, against the pavement I wanna break free, I wanna make it Closer to your eyes Get your attention Before you pass me by And back up, back up Take another chance Don't you mess up, mess up I don't wanna lose you And wake up, wake up This ain't just a thing that you Give up, give up Don't just say that I'd be Better off, better off Sittin' by myself and wanting to run from Better off, better off Without you boy The little things you do to me are Taking me over, I want to show ya Everything inside of me Is like a nervous heart that is crazy beaten My feet are stuck here, against the pavement I wanna break free I wanna make it Closer to your eyes Get your attention Before you pass me by And back up, back up Take another chance don't Mess up, mess up I don't wanna lose you Wake up, wake up This ain't

Little Sparrow
Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow Flies so high and feels no pain. All ye maidens, heed my warning Never trust the hearts of men They will crush you like a sparrow Leaving you to never mend. They will vow to always love you Swear no love but yours will do Then they'll leave you for another Break your little heart in two. Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow Flies so high and feels no pain. If I were a little sparrow O'er these mountains I would fly I would find you, I would find you Look into your lying eyes. I would flutter all around you On my little sparrow wings I would ask you, I would ask you Why you let me love in vain. I am not a little sparrow I am just the broken dream Of a cold, false-hearted lover And your evil, cunning scheme. Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow

A Little About Me
Odd Facts about me Body: NOPE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? WAIST OF MONEY DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? yes HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH AT BIRTH? 7LBS 8OZ HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? ITS OK JUST MISS HAVING A MAN AROUND WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? SOMETIMES HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? OH HELL NO ANY SECRET TALENTS? WELL ITS A SECRET WHATS YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? IN THE MIDLE OF NOWHERE WITH A GREAT MAN HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? YES HAVE YOU SEEN SAW 1-4? yes DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? kinda lol HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? YA THAT TAKES TO MUCH COUNTING LOL CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? yes HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? YES ARE SPEEDOS HOT? heck no! WHATS YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I LOVE IT ITS FUN EXSPECIALLY SKINING LOL IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? BEEN THERE DONE THAT IT WOUL

A Little Tidbit
I’ve noticed recently that a lot of things I do ended up causing problems for me later on. For example, I never got my license in high school. Now I’m living in an apartment in the middle of buttfuck Iowa with no way out. Which brings me to a more important story. I threw a book at spider last night, and it’s now ground deep into the shit brown carpet of my $350 a month hell-hole. Now every time I go in and out of the bedroom, I’m terrified that I’ll step on that fucker. All I can do now is hope some good Samaritan will come scrape the thing off my carpet. That said, at my parents house, there is a three year old skeleton of a rather large spider still clinging to the wall. A side note to this story, an obese cat makes an acceptable spider squisher.

A Little Bit Of An Update.
Thankfully I have moved into an apartment. Its small but its better than living in the car. Once I had gotten a little settled and things stopped being so hectic, I realized what I have lost. Emotionally I have lost the ability to sleep for more than 2 hours without waking the kids up because I have began to scream or yell in my sleep. Physically I have almost healed, I will never have a fingerprint on my ring finger only a really odd scar pattern. ( Jason... the whole robbing a bank thing is still outta the question *wink* ) There is still a pretty deep area on my thumb that hasn't healed completely, but that is due to it being on the bend of the knuckle. The burn on my leg, which incidentally looks like a cresent moon (FREAKY I AM TELLIN YA!) has become infected and I have to go and have it cleaned out. That is no party. Finacially (like I wasn't strapped before) its a nightmare. I did get a couch so we aren't sitting on the floor. I have a really nice airbed that a fr

The Little Secret
I have a little scecret... Most people don't know.... But for the ones that do, They don't talk about it... They leve it unmentioned... So I won't have to talk... ~~~~ For the people that see me every day... And always think I'm ok... cuz I put up a front... I smile and say "hi".... I talk and I walk... But sometims you'll notice... Sometimes even on hot days.. I'll be wearing long sleves... Now I don't... ~and~ Never do want you too think.. """Oh she just wants attion, That's why she dose it, Thats why she cuts.." AND """"NO"""" IM NOT SUICIDEL SO DONT WORRIE I will tell you stright up, I don't do it to die, All my docters know that,, I do it to well.............. Thats hard to explane ... But if u really want to no me.. My secret run deeper than many no.. ~~AND~~ "please I beg you dont go freak out i dont do it evey day i just finly sat down and wrote it the way i want it..... will keep going...I'll keep adding...

Little Old Ladies .....
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

Little Boy On The Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

A Little Boy
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

Little Jonny Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

Little Things...
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the Little things in life that mean a lot.

Little Tony
Little Tony is staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He goes out to play with the other kids in the street. He comes back indoors after a little while and asks his Grandmother, "Grandma, what's it called when 2 people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?" His Grandmother is a little taken aback but she decides to tell him the truth. " It's called sexual intercourse Tony" she said. Tony just said "Okay" and went back out to play. A little while later he stormed back into the house and said angrily " Grandma It's not called sexual intercourse it's called bunk beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to speak to you!

Little Round Mirrors
All alone On the floor Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress The door Is ajar From afar You can hear bands practicing And When they dream they all Dream of somebody like you Somebody who takes what they make Twice as seriously as they could ever hope to do And when you dream You dream of a day... When you find something you could love half as much As you love all your little round mirrors See yourself reflected in one, theres a hole in the middle You can't seem to fill Bring them home Watch them go All you know is you hope they'll hurry back And you cry Then you lie your frail body down Like a penny on a railroad track And even if they stay in touch The past stays in the past But every time You crash a little bit harder than the last And every time you crash don't you Wanna find something you could love Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors See yourself reflected in one There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.' Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?' 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.' 'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

A Little Basic Training For A Slave
Every Master has different needs, wants and or desires. Here is where your focus needs to be. If you want to be the perfect pet, paying attention is your first step. Sometimes in life its the little touches that tell someone you care. If you stop for a moment and consider why you got into this life, it was probably to feel that complete connection to another human being. For most of us the kinky sex is just a bonus!!! Seriously, you can't be a slave unless you WANT to serve. Some refer to it as a burning in the belly. Back to paying attention though. Each Master is different and their needs are as diverse as the colors of a rainbow. As he talks, you learn. Doesn't that sound simple? Listen as the past is told, what things (note that we are addressing things here) were important. Is there a hint of what things are still important? How about the things he abhors? When he says that his last slave always forgot to have his favorite cereal in the house your "i love to serve" alarm should be

Little Things That Annoy Me...
-Blank friend requests...although I've come to expect this from MOST men. lmao -'Your' instead of 'You're' -asking for my Yahoo/MSN and I've never spoken 2 words to you! Duh. Like THAT's gonna happen. -Profile pics that are cartoons -Profile pics that are fake (ie. models) DUH -Profile pics of anything OTHER than the "Profiler's" own FACE. (BTW, I don't accept requests from these silly people. lol) -STOOOOOOOPID AND/OR GROSS AND/OR CREEPY SCREEN NAMES. Plan on NOT having your add request accepted by me. -Really bad spelling...and I mean BAD spelling b/c you don't know any better. idk...I guess I'm a snob. oh well. For some reason, I expect adults to be able to spell. (I have my own reasons...m/b you know what they are??) -Random friend requests without even visiting my profile and rating anything. It's not like I'm about the points...but c'mon man!!!! Gimme a freakin' break! (And, YES, I meant all of the "special" ways I spelled everything above...

Little Known 'did You Know' Sex Facts
Little known 'Did you know' Sex facts Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for

Little Wonders
- Rob Thomas Let it go, Let it roll right off your shoulder Don't you know The hardest part is over Let it in, Let your clarity define you In the end We will only just remember how it feels Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain Let it slide, Let your troubles fall behind you Let it shine Until you feel it all around you And i don't mind If it's me you need to turn to We'll get by, It's the heart that really matters in the end Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain All of my regret Will wash away some how But i can not forget The way i feel right now In these small hours These little wonders These twists & turns of fate Time falls away but these small hours These small hours, still remain, Sti

A Little Love Please....
I could use a little help from my friends... Trying to reach Godmother by august with over 2 mil to go... if u have a few minutes stop by and say hi, show a lil love and I will return it. Carnie@ fubar

A Little About Me
this was in 2007 I'm married to a wonderful man . Hes in Africa right now i plan on joining him soon i hope if i get my business sold .I have 3 grown sons . and i have 3 grand children . I live in Idaho . I work in home care taking care of people . I love my work . I love working with people and taking care of them . Its a wonderful feeling to take care of people who need you .I make Jewlery for spare time . I love to travel to Africa to see my husband and his family. Africa is a beautiful place to see . I would give the world to live there . Dec 28 2008 wow i have to add to this blast i have 2 more grand babies on the way now . ones coming in march and the other in june . and my other son and his wife adopted a baby girl so i will have 6 all togather now. its a wonderful feeling having your family expanding. I haven't been back to Africa again . My husband wasnt given his visa to come to the USA . So i might just be a single women .

A Little Wisdom...
A mirror is only as good As the reflection in it. Worry enough to anticipate trouble But not so much as to bring it about. Look back to where you have been For a clue to where you are going. Melt the icy fingers of fear With the sunshine of hope. Step by gentle step, You can overcome the greatest sorrow. The sweetest grapes Are picked from the vineyard of friendship. Find something you truly believe in, And everything else will have meaning as well.

The Little Mermaid
Far out in the ocean, where the water is as blue as the prettiest cornflower, and as clear as crystal, it is very, very deep; so deep, indeed, that no cable could fathom it: many church steeples, piled one upon another, would not reach from the ground beneath to the surface of the water above. There dwell the Sea King and his subjects. We must not imagine that there is nothing at the bottom of the sea but bare yellow sand. No, indeed; the most singular flowers and plants grow there; the leaves and stems of which are so pliant, that the slightest agitation of the water causes them to stir as if they had life. Fishes, both large and small, glide between the branches, as birds fly among the trees here upon land. In the deepest spot of all, stands the castle of the Sea King. Its walls are built of coral, and the long, gothic windows are of the clearest amber. The roof is formed of shells, that open and close as the water flows over them. Their appearance is very beautiful, for in each lies

Little Boy And A Little Girl
In a large town, full of houses and people, there is not room for everybody to have even a little garden, therefore they are obliged to be satisfied with a few flowers in flower-pots. In one of these large towns lived two poor children who had a garden something larger and better than a few flower-pots. They were not brother and sister, but they loved each other almost as much as if they had been. Their parents lived opposite to each other in two garrets, where the roofs of neighboring houses projected out towards each other and the water-pipe ran between them. In each house was a little window, so that any one could step across the gutter from one window to the other. The parents of these children had each a large wooden box in which they cultivated kitchen herbs for their own use, and a little rose-bush in each box, which grew splendidly. Now after a while the parents decided to place these two boxes across the water-pipe, so that they reached from one window to the o

Little Robber-girl
The coach drove on through a thick forest, where it lighted up the way like a torch, and dazzled the eyes of some robbers, who could not bear to let it pass them unmolested. It is gold! it is gold! cried they, rushing forward, and seizing the horses. Then they struck the little jockeys, the coachman, and the footman dead, and pulled little Gerda out of the carriage. She is fat and pretty, and she has been fed with the kernels of nuts, said the old robber-woman, who had a long beard and eyebrows that hung over her eyes. She is as good as a little lamb; how nice she will taste! and as she said this, she drew forth a shining knife, that glittered horribly. Oh! screamed the old woman the same moment; for her own daughter, who held her back, had bitten her in the ear. She was a wild and naughty girl, and the mother called her an ugly thing, and had not time to kill Gerda. She shall play with me, said the little robber-girl; she shall give me her muff and her prett

A Little Help For Myself This Time Please
Can I get a little Help PRETTY PLEASE!!! I entered a contest to win a 3 month vip and a 1 day blast... 1st to reach 40,000 comments wins Contest begins June 1st... I could really use some help, PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please rate fan and add the host: DJ EDGE@ fubar

A Little Payback Please!!!!!!!!
Can I get a little Help PRETTY PLEASE!!! I entered a contest to win a 3 month vip and a 1 day blast... 1st to reach 40,000 comments wins I could really use some help, PRETTY PLEASE!!! If I have ever helped you ... could ya pay a little back, Please. So many times I choose not to enter giveaways and contests... instead I bomb others... I've backed out countless times to let others reach the prize... This time it would really help me. If you don't like to bomb or you would rather just bid in an auction... well I'm in the Ultimate Sin auction as well... Please rate fan and add the hosts: DJ EDGE@ fubar ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫@ fubar

A Little Poetry Written By Me!
Weekends are too short And the week is too long C'mon everyone Lets smoke a bong! We will go to the store and grab some beer We'll relieve some tension C'mon guys...cheers Lets get the liquor And take some shots Put on some music And make it HOT Dont drink too much You will find danger Under your sheets One ugly stranger! LMAO! Yeah I just came up with this... funny huh

Little Lost Lamb
Little Lost Lamb by LateNiteFantasy© hey look now, little lamb, something stops you where you stand, frozen in the forests wild, lost and alone, you poor wild child, something stirs in the bushes and trees, stop and see what everyone sees, the flowers, scented, and leaves so green, but what is it that stirs, silent, unseen? something in the air triggers your stance, as you look about wildly, here and there a glance, hey look now, little lamb, you have done what so few can, what dangerous woods have you survived? come out not stronger, not better, but alive, now all about you those woods are still, as if that something is ready to kill, little lamb, hey now, what do you hear? what comes closer, dangerously near? stop, listen, the wind doesn't blow, where will you run to, where can you go? the shadows have life that you've never seen, and though your senses are sharp and keen, this is a time when you can't run away, everything that's coming is coming this way

Little Angel
Little Angel Sooner or later, when the time is right, you know that I'll be waiting here And I'm sure that you will find your way to me Baby I'll be ready, I've had so many lonely nights I want a love that feels so right, and you know I'll be waiting for you And baby if I could let you know It's more than a feeling, it's what I believe in, and I can't let this go I need an angel (angel) in my life, little angel (angel) here tonight I need an angel here by my side It must be like heaven when you find someone, someone who's really wanting you And I know there must be one love there for me I spent a lifetime waiting, and now I feel the time is right For you to come into my life, you know I'll be ready for you And baby my love could be so strong So don't keep me waiting, my heart's nearly breaking I've been on my own too long I need an angel (angel) in my life, little angel (angel) here tonight I need an angel by my side I'm waitin for an angel (angel) her

Little Brother - Nobody But You
I don't want nobody but you (don't want nobody) I think we should move towards the future I don't want nobody but you (don't want nobody) I think we should move towards the future Baby I'm serious How do you know when I'm like shit You don't know me yet I ain't step with no disrespect Just something in your eyes got me, I mean something in your thighs got me On the rise like the Third Reich. Pooh's flight ain't for one night or one flight in the sack One fight got me resting my back on Big Pooh's couch Got me kicked out my own house, arguing with my own spouse Sweet heart please it is not worth the fuss I would rather kiss then send you a cuss I'd rather us hold hands ridin on the back of the bus Then have us pissed off rollin the trust c'mon now I don't want nobody but you (don't want nobody) I think we should move towards the future I don't want nobody but you (don't want nobody) I think we should move towards the future Baby I'm serious Threw out my fant

Little Brother - Speed
This life have a nigga hustling man Niggas need to slow it down yo Sit back just chill just relax Speeding down the roads of life Yo check it Another day to face, I'm share cropping in the paper chase Take a deep breath and clear my database It's afternoon I'm talking shit to my alarm clock Cause I gotta face this world of capitalistic onslaught Don't stop when I jump in the whip, tryin to get it off Beltline got me rushin like Barishnakof Pushin 80 miles per hour to this, call center Tryin to pick up a check I only see twenty percent of Until the weekend, it sound crazy when I'm sayin it But sleep is nice, got me forgettin what day it is Until my son two days with out speakin, looking for Reasons to keep my heir from goin off the deep end I take this shit personally, I'm makin moves But this treadmill lifestyle ain't workin for me It's from ya crib to ya lab to ya job to make a profit And at the days end you still got nothing accomplished And it's just the way i

Little Brother - Life Of The Party
Girl, whatchu MEAN you don't recognize me?! I'm only the biggest rap star in yo' apartment complex, eh! OH! Uh, uh... and another one Everybody stop the presses! Make way for the talk of the town, 'cause I'm the life of the party! Take a look at me now! Uh, I'm the cow's milk, I'm the bee's knees I'm the life of the party, you know you see me And all my team in harmony like the Bee Gees Our name in bright lights like it's 3D People stop and stare, "Look what them boys got" We cain't afford Cris', frontin like we boycott We on the same page, we all on one accord Little do they know we all came in one Accord and them people get sad cause they thank we should be mad at all them niggaz wit big money and big chains But the way I see it, as long as I don't blow Each and ev'ry year, I'll be the next big thang! Ten years later, niggaz still on the verge Same gray Nissan sittin on the curb I know, you was thankin it'd be gettin on my nerves But maaan, goddamn, this fe

Little Angel
"I see a little angel coming down from above Spreading good wishes and loads of love She's fluttering around me, I wonder why? She just appeared right out of the sky Maybe I need a little angel in my life To help me with all my troubles and strife She sticks to me like a piece of gum Teaching me to love and care for everyone "Do a good deed each day" she says And you will be rewarded on so many ways A smile, a hug and a kind word or two To brighten up others, to help them get through Everyday you need to do something kind Those people who are struggling sure won't mind As you will surely have made their day They will then talk to others and will always say "An angel came into my life just now" "She smiled at me and gave a bow" "She showed me how to pass on her gift" "To give others around a great big lift" So remember all what the angel has done Don't be sad and don't be glum Smile a little and say a kind word Pass on the angel's

Little Wickedness
Little Wickedness by LateNiteFantasy© Her heart is noble and fierce.... Her intentions are sincere... Her spirit is strong and proud.. And she holds those she loves, very dear. She is often misunderstood... By those who are quick to judge... Not seeing her for who she really is... She would give you the world, if she could. Judge not by what others think or say, If you truly wish to know her, Then take the time and energy, She will surprise you, just you wait and see. There's nothing wrong with her sharp humor, And her very fiesty nature... Although she possesses softness and Kindness.. She's part goodness and a Little Wickedness.

A Little Poem
a little poem i found, author at the bottom :) Before you I was nothing, Since you, I feel so good, Today I am still nothing, But it is because I am yours. At any time of day, It is to you that my thoughts go, More my brain is empty, Easier you enter Your world is so beautiful, I am confident train leaves. You are going to conquer my mind My heart is already acquired ---------------------------- Avant vous je n'étais rien, Depuis vous, je me sens si bien, Aujourd'hui je ne suis toujours rien, mais c'est parce que je suis tien. A tout moment de la journée, c'est vers vous que vont mes pensées, Plus vide est mon cerveau, Plus facilement vous y entrez Votre monde est si beau, en confiance je me laisse entrainer. Vous allez conquérir mon esprit mon cœur vous est déjà acquis ~by cucksub

The Little Things
Know how people say " Dont sweat the small stuff"? this is soooooooo true. I had been letting stress control my whole life-relationships, job, even my health. The reverse can also be true though when you should treasure the small things. So many things I took for granted and passed me by while sitting on this site and letting much of my real life pass me by in the name of boredom or "relaxation" or "me" time. Not to mention the amoutn of money I have spent on this site. Between the blasts, vip, tickers, and contest prizes I have to have spent a minimun of $600. ( I have never bought a happy hour or even bling- apparently I have SOME restraint:P) All in the name of the almighty rank and legends. oooooooh ahhhhhhhhh. It all seems so pointless and humorous to me now. Funny enough even with a seemingly inactive profile I STILL manage to get innocent angel pics and such flagged almost daily. Must be part of being the top 100.Im shocked I have only dropped to 26. I have been enjoyin

A Little History...
The June 14 date is when Congress adopted "the American continental army" after reaching a consensus position in The Committee of the Whole. This procedure and the desire for secrecy account for the sparseness of the official journal entries for the day. The record indicates only that Congress undertook to raise ten companies of riflemen, approved an enlistment form for them, and appointed a committee (including Washington and Schuyler) to draft rules and regulations for the government of the army. The delegates' correspondence, diaries, and subsequent actions make it clear that they really did much more. They also accepted responsibility for the existing New England troops and forces requested for the defense of the various points in New York. The former were believed to total 10,000 men; the latter, both New Yorkers and Connecticut men, another 5,000. At least some members of Congress assumed from the beginning that this force would be expanded. That expansion, in the form of

Little Plainer
Walk a little plainer, said a little child so frail. I'm following in your footsteps, and I dont want to fail. Sometimes your steps are very plain, sometimes they are hard to see . So walk a little plainer , for you are leading me. I know that once you walked this way many years ago, and what you did along the way I'd really like to know. For sometimes when I'm tempted , I dont know what to do. So walk a little plainer, for I must follow you. Someday when I'm grown up, you are like I want to be. Then I will have a little child who would want to follow me. I would want to lead this child right, and help this precious gift to be true. So walk a little plainer, for we must follow you.

A Little Bout Me!
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? love it 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? uh no i think the things are awful...and i have small children and am no willing to take the chance... 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry....MmM....limeade baby yea! 5. Do you get nervous before Dr. appts? always....doc's suck 6. What do you think of hot dogs? vile and disgusting really 7. Favorite Christmas song? Begining to look alot like xmas 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffee!! 9. Can you do push ups? sure.....not any good at them....do the girly kind lol 10. What do you order at starbucks? MmM....starbucks...carmel espresso frappucino venti w/whipped cream.....yummy! 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my collar....thank You Lord Fury! 12. Favorite hobby? Lord F

A Little Of Everything
I AM AN ANGEL,I LIVE IN THE CLOUDS,IF U WANNA KICK IT WITH ME, U BETTER BOW DOWN,SO GET ON UR KNEES, AMD CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS CUZ BABY U KNOW, I AM HEAVENS FINEST FIRENDS ARE LIKE STARZ,THEY COME AND GO,BUT THE ONES THAT STAY,ARE TEH ONES THAT GLOW-A MEMORY LASTS FOREVER,NEVER DOSE IT DIE, TRUE FRIENDS STAY TOGETHER,AND NEVER SAY GOODBYE A PRETTY GIRL CAN KISS A GUY, A BIRD XAN KISS A BUTTERFLY, THE RISING SUN CAN KISS THE GRASS, BUT U MY FRIEND , CAN KISS MY BUTT A PEACH IS A PEACH, A PLUM IS A PLUM,A KISS AINT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TOUNG, SO OPEN UR MOUTH AND CLOSE UR EYES, AND GIVE UR TOUNG SOME EXERCISE YOU DONT LOVE SOMEONE CUZ THEY IS BEAUTIFUL ,THEY'RE ONLY BEAUTIFUL CUZ U LOVE THEM CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE,CLOTHES AND MAKEUP, BOYS AND LIES,FOREVER THERE UNTIL THE END,DEFINITION OF TRUE BEST FRIENDS NEVER START FROWNING BEACUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE SEX,DRUGS,ROCK N ROLL,SPEED,WEED,BIRTH CONTROL,LIFES A BITCH

A Little Old Fashioned
A little old fashioned Is there something wrong about , being old fashioned? About having more hugs and kissing to go with the passion! What ever happened to taking a moon lite walk? When, people listened more then they talked. What ever happened to courtships and bringing a lady flowers. Holding an umbrella for her while walking thru showers! I want a love like grandmother and grand dad. Tell me, would that be so bad? Where you supported each other thru thick thin. You didn't give up and you didn't give in. Love isn't a race it's a journey to a destination. True love means you forgive without explanation. Maybe, I'm a dreamer and misunderstood. Love isn't fleeting, love is for good. What ever happened to the romance of the past? True love isn't just a moment, it was made too last. chris

A Little Pu$$y With An Ax To Grind
Today some jackass little bitch decided to take out her deficiencies as a human being on me by stealing my pic(s), claiming to be me and posting a mumm saying that i'm gay. I'm not gay but if i was, that'd be okay with me. This is her link if you wanna check her out; http://www.fubar.com/user/1960637 If she has contacted you and said derogatory things about/to you, i apologize. Just now i was told that the profile has been deleted. I'm sure she'll have another up & running shortly. Assholes seldom take time off from being assholes.

A Little S&m
Darkened Corner Engulfed In Pain Fingers Outstretched Toward Light The Goddess Moon Whistles Sweet Soft Song Travelling Tune Through Damp Air Beckoning My Soul For Release Chains Holding My Heavy Heart Body Seeking Release My Minds Prison Unwilling to Let Go Screams Unnoticed As Demon Hands Stifle the Cries Strapped Down By Memories Heaven and Hell Exist Within My Body Is A Battleground Blood Shed Outside A Small Sample of The Internal Massacre Please Comment On My Poetry I wanna Know What People THink

Little Girl In Pink Dress And Curls
The Little Girl in Pink Dress and Curls The little girl in pink dress and curls Lies quietly upon the floor She closes her eyes to block out the pain As daddy walks through the door. The little girl in pink dress and curls Lost beauty and forgotten dreams Lies bloody and beaten on her bed Because mommy refuses to hear her screams The little girl in pink dress and curls Life taken away by her daddys hands They bury the little girl and say a little prayer For the lion always sacrifices the lamb.

Little Criminals
What you wanna come back here for? Thought you're with your uptown friends Don't need none of your junkie business You gonna screw us up again Get your blackjack off my table Get your coat out of my rack We don't need you 'round here, jerk-off Chuck, I want you off my back 'Cause we've almost made it We've almost made it We've almost made it to the top Got a gun from Uncle Freddy Got a station all picked out Got a plan and now we're ready Gonna take that station out So you go on about your business You just leave use folks alone We don't need no two-bit junkie Screwin' up our happy home 'Cause we've almost made it We've almost made it We've almost made it to the top We've almost made it We've almost made it We've almost made it to the top

Little Girl Lost
little girl lost Current mood: creative little girl lost looking eagerlyinto the crowd trying to find her place brilliant blue stareing eyes not belonging to a face like an entity of their own ponders painfully "is there noone like me ?" she sees... socalites, sophisticates, atheletes homeless people, business people all of them in their shallow worlds aimlessly husteling, busteling, on a mission do they not realize I am what's missing? seeing all thats going on displaced not part of anything at all decides.. screw them they will do fine without me and she spreads out her arms and jumps

A Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag .. 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds!' 'So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge c lipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, '$20 or off it comes' 'Well, that seems only fair.' laug

A Little Thing Called Magic
There is a sigh of words drained from the bitterness of your mouth warning me again of the magic that is stored this magic tricking me, scratching at my heart making it open to the simple words of praise and fortune opening to absorb these simple words so greatly this magic shows how much one love can hurt how much one life cannot heal and how much magic cannot survive in a world that cannot believe this magic was shown in the worst kind of statue performing so slowly, so stiffly its as if so forgotten so misunderstood to the one who cannot feel its presence its lies showing simple words that defeat the purpose of its innocence shattering the true beauty of the statements my imagination playing as if so played out and so perfected knowing with all certainty that this love cannot be real but still lying to one self to prove that it once was such magic able to lift, to fly, to shadow the main truth of lost love aside to pursue the greatness of a thing we call love to hi

Little Girl On A Flight
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

A Little Word For The So Called Little Boys Of Fubar
LISTEN UP LITTLE BOYS AND IM SPEAKING OF THE ONES THAT ARE 18-20 YOU LITTLE BOYS NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE PLAY GROUND AND LEARN SOME MANNERS FROM YOUR MAMA...BEFORE YOU GO ASKING A GROWN WOMAN IF THEY WANNA SEE YOUR TINY DICK THAT WE COULDNT SEE ANY WAYS WITH OUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS YOU'D BETTER GROW A DICK AND A BIGGER SET OF BALLS...AND IF I WAS YOUR MAMA I'D KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND SHOVE SOAP IN YOU MOUTH!!!

Little Bobby
We both run outside into the garden, my little brother bobby grabs a box and we stand on it. Two tiny heads peer over the top and we watch Doris sunbathing with her costume on. “What are those lumps? Why haven’t I got any?” bobby looks at me and feels his chest, I look at him and laugh. “They my dear brother they are called breasts, and every women has them” but bobby is still feeling his chest. “I can’t find mine, I haven’t got any it’s not fair” and he looks again at Doris. “They are big aren’t they, and they wobble too, they look really comfortable to sleep on” “Bobby there not pillows, how do you think you drank as a little baby?” and he shrugged his shoulders “I don’t know, mum brought me a can of coke, and a straw” We both stand there our heads still looking at Doris, but little bobby was still confused. “You see those big lumps, well you used to drink from those, that’s where you got your milk as a baby” bobby started laughing “You mean I put my mouth round them, and

The Little Star
Tell me Little Star of your pain, you burn so bright, you should have no shame. "I am sad for I'm but a Shade..." The eerie voice of the star replied one day. Confused I cried, "A Shade? But why?" The weaker answer came made me cry, "I had Died so long ago and now as I say goodbye I begin to fade." "Well, Sweet Star, know you'll live forever. In our hearts because of your great splendour." "Forever? the echo whispered hopefully. "Forever and a day.Just you wait and see!" That star was painted rembered just as I'd said, and her memory will never be dead. So we can always shine on forever, with Liz, forever in the Heavens.

Little Scared
You Are A Little Scared of Commitment You're open to getting serious with someone... though you can't entirely imagine it. Maybe you haven't met the right person. Maybe you haven't gotten to the right point in your life. Your reaction to commitment is very normal - especially if you're young or have been burned before. Give it time. You'll probably be ready for a serious relationship sooner than you think. Are You Afraid of Commitment?

A Little Advice Please???
Alright so I got a friend that is a HUGE alcoholic... he's fallen down and hit his head several million times and I belive hes become more dumb cause of it... tonight he got arrested for being drunk in publik... I always confront him about it but he never listens to a word I have to say because he's a Cancer... not dissing on Cancers or nothing but they seem to always only care about themselfs and they have no respect for others... now he thinks always that Im dumb as fuck cause I'm Agorephobic not something I can help easyly... well he use to live with me and heres where the respect thing comes in is he wreked all my parents cars and bashed in their walls... yes no respect what so ever he jumps from one home to another for being a asshat and then he calls me to pick up the pieces... although never listens to a word I have to say... The Bible teaches in Proverbs that people like this we should not waste are time with... because they will never learn... but I have such a big heart that

A Little Boy's Prayer
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those a-holes deducted $95.00 in taxes. Billy

A Little Silly Goes A Long Way
in the hopes of being understood i'll make this crystal clear you are divine give me some time to whisper in your ear my heart is in a tangle like a tennis shoe tied too tight i can't keep this to myself though i try with all my might i need the touch of someone else to comfort me at night when the nightmares have me and i'm quaking and sweating in fear i reach out for my lifeline and roughly squeeze your rear...

A Little Bit Of Nothing For Someone!
I didn't write this so i won't take the credit for it.. it was sent to me in an email and i thought it was nice. so here it is. Life is to short to wake up with regrets, So love the people who treat you with respect, forget about who doesn't. Believe everything happens for a reason, IF you get a second chance grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, Let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.. I hope this will inspire a few people.

A Little About Me
What's up everyone this is my first blog so i don't know how good it will be. So i'm 37 years old i live in a little town in North Carolina. So naturaly it's "Go Tarheels" I like most sports i'm way into the computer but not so much that i'm a geek. I'm far from that. I joined fubar along time ago and quit but im back looking to make some new friends. I have few friends where i live so i'm on the pc a lot thought i'd try and make some here. I'm pretty much over my party years so looking for a new way to pass the time and still meet some new cool peoplpe. If your into making friends not just for points or some of that stuff drop me a line....Later

Little Brother
Today i was down at my dads place for dinner. As i was leaving my dad asked me if i would go and check on my grandparents place that is up for sale in Toronto. So i drove there and seen my youngest brother in a verbal fight with a few guys down there. keep in mind that my youngest brother is living on the streets. which is his choice btw. He is 17 yrs old and had it good. but when i seen this verbal fight. one of the guys decided to touch my brother. so basically a fight broke out between these guys. so there is me big brother saving youngest brothers ass. well right now my youngest brother is in the hospital. due to the fact he was higher then a kite and he has a few open wounds on him. so i'm going back to the hospital right now, to make sure that he is doing all right. as well i'm going to be spending the night with him. so i'm just letting everyone know where i am and i wont be on here more then likely at all tomorrow.

The Little Things
Song lyrics | The Little Things lyrics The little things, you do to me are, Taking me over, I wanna show ya Everything inside of me oh, Like a nervous heart that, is crazy beating My feet are stuck here, against the pavement I wanna break free, I wanna make it Closer to your eyes, get your attention Before you pass me by So back up back up take another chance Don't you mess up mess up I don't wanna lose you Wake up wake up this aint just a thing that you Give up give up don't you say that I'd be Better off better off, sleepin by myself and wonderin If I'm better off better off, with out you boy And every time, you notice me by Holding me closely, and saying sweet things I don't believe, that it could be You speaking your mind and, saying the real thing My feet have broke free, and I am leaving I'm not gonna stand here, feeling lonely but I don't regret it, and I won't think this Was just a waste of time So back up back up take another chance Don't you

A Little Fubar Love Story
once upon a time in Ohio a girl was bored and went on a site that was like an online bar. At the same time in Hawaii, a Navy man was also bored and went on the same site. The girl's then bf played stupid and made a mumm (make up my mind) poll about her and him having "fun" on webcam and who'd like to watch. The Navy man out of sheer boredom left a comment on the mumm and the girl saw it. The girl went to the Navy man's profile to see his pictures because she thought he was pretty damn sexy. She left a comment on one of his "sexy" pictures in which he replied to in her shoutbox. The Navy man and girl then started IMing back and forth about common interests and realized they really started to like each other. The Navy man gave the girl his cellphone number. When she called him, she was immediately hypnotized by his sexy low voice. The Navy man and the girl talked 2 days straight. If not on the phone they'd be IMing each other on their yahoo messenger. 2 days later, even thoug

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

Little Johnny Jokes
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter." "That's right!" she coaxed. Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?

Little Johnny Jokes
In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids. She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter. Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper. Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand. Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny. Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" .... "A Big Mother Fucking Rat"

A Little Update
HMM So where has my life been the past god who knows. It has been a roller coaster. Not a 100% bad roller coaster because there are a lot of good things that have happened, and with good things you have bad things. August 9th, I went to see Terry Fator the guy who wont Americas Got Talent last season. Which was amazing. He was so damn funny and super sweet. After the show, i got autographs and a picture taken with him, and hehe i told him he was pretty sexy for being an old guy. August 21 i turn 21, and way beyond exicted. I think im going to go get waisted on that night. August 22-24th im going to Jackson, to see my grandma. Im working 2 jobs, 1 which i love and 1 im not in love with. School is starting back up Sept 3ed. Im totaly like loving life right now.

The Little Cripple
My first memory, and i use this term losely, was in the womb. Its was a fuzzy image of a picture of my mother and some white guy with a calico beard posing for a picture at a prom. Now that i am older, i know this cant possibly be a memory (details later) but like i said, when i look back to my first experience of what we call memory, that is what i have always seen. And to be honest, its the only first hand thing i can account for in my early years. From what my mother tells me, i was a "happy baby" (who wasnt?) I was always smiling and laughing. I rarely cried. And She'd dress me up in this pink jumpsuit which she swore was my favorite. And she'd sing me a special lullaby every night. I learned how to speek at 6 months and how to walk at 9 months, I skipped the potty went striaght to the toilet, and all in all the general exaggerations of grandure any parent would tell you of their child making them seem perfect. But i wasnt perfect, When i was born, i had a MASSIVE b

~ Little Wolf's Wish ~
~ Little Wolf's Wish ~ Four wolf pups lay by their Mother's side filling their Father's heart with pride There was one girl and three males who protected their little sister without fail Wolf pups love to run and play for that is little wolves' way ... but their Father they must obey they must heed what he has to say From the day they were born their Father had warned ... Stay away from man's farms for he means wolf harm That creature, the two legged one carries a stick called a gun he kills for sport and fun, if you see him, you must run! Then came the fateful day ... the four little wolves were at play with their friends, the cub bears Suddenly gun shots filled the air Little wolf quickly looked around his sister's small body was lying on the ground only her soft fur moved as a lone wind blew In his heart and by instinct he knew ... He watched as she drew her last breath her heart bravely embracing death ... Little wolf's yelps pierced the sky

A Little Insight To Me...
The Protector As an INFJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system. INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types. INFJs place great importance on havings things orderly and systematic in their outer world. They put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities in their lives. On the other hand, INFJs operate within themselves on an intuitive basis which is entirely spontaneous. They know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and without detailed knowledge of the subject

A Little Flash Fun?
Oh yeah this frigan sucks balls. So I've been developing a Flash Client that connects to a ShoutCast Server. To replace the Red Dragon Lounge's Regular Embeded WMP Player. There's a few reasons for this. 1.) The player is ugly. It's always been. It matches nothing in the lounge and sticks out like a sore dick. 2.) An Embedded WMV Player requires that you be running a Windows OS with Windows Media Player Installed, as well as the WMP Browser plugin. ================================================= Mac Users, and users of other OS's Like Linux, will not have WMP, nor are they even able to get it. So your kinda stuck without tunes. Well Thats not entirely true. Most OS's have at least one program that can support a stream. But that requires you running an additional program. And Manually connecting it to the Shoutcast server. Tedious, and troublesome, it creates work. As well as errors that can arise from everyone's system being different. So I undertake this Flash P

Little Black White Girl
I need to write a blog entry so badly it’s nauseating. I may also need to warn you I am out of my ADD medicine so don’t expect me to linger around on one subject for too long before I get… pulled off by another unruly tangent. Already I am getting sucked into this fucking Sex and The City bullcrap on TV. I am so easily distracted, are you? I can’t help but get side tracked when I try to do anything in life which is why I probably don’t stay with the same life plan, each time I recreate myself… or with the same hair color for that matter. Today I got two pairs of pants in the mail off of my Amazon clothing wish list. They rule. The first are some black slacks that I was in dire need of since I never have nice pants and also some really effing cool bell bottom jeans. Now I can go out and have nice time in fancy black pants! Well decent pants. Someone drown me in a pool of shallow piss. I can’t sleep and it’s 7 am on the nose somehow and all I can do it think ab

A Little Survey
Answer all these and send them to me in a message and I will return the favor :) Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u

Little Miracles
Have you ever felt a little hand Grip around your finger? Or kissed a cheek where the remains Of a chocolate bar still linger? Have you ever kissed a boo-boo To make the pain "go-way"? Or forgot about the dishes Just to go out and play? We are the lucky ones To cherish these so dear, So enjoy these little miracles, That God's placed in our care.

Little Tommy
Little Tommy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, "These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off, quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, help Aunt Jenny is dying!" "What do you mean?" his mother says. "Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow 'em up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming!"

A Little Insight Into My Inner Workings.
All my life I was teased and dubbed the chubby girl. Sure, I had my friends and slight passing romances, but I felt like nobody was ever going to love me for who I was, not who they thought I could be. Until he came along. He had the smile that could melt you right in your tracks and the bluest eyes I had even seen. Just one look from him sent my heart racing. He charged right into my life and I was instantly swept off my feet. I was young and naive and he was the first person that I felt ever truly gave me the time of day. So, when he asked me to marry him that one cold winter night. Who was I to say no? He had been there for me and had put up with me. In a way I felt sort of like I owed it to him. Shorly after getting with him; the person I had fallen in love with started vanishing. It was replaced by this cruel creature that made my skin crawl. I started making excuses for him though. Little did anyone around me know, he had drug problems. Whenever he was in need of a fix; he

The Little Prince Can Be Sad...
Oh, little prince! Bit by bit I came to understand the secrets of your sad little life... For a long time you had found your only entertainment in the quiet pleasure of looking at the sunset. I learned that new detail on the morning of the fourth day, when you said to me: "I am very fond of sunsets. Come, let us go look at a sunset now." "But we must wait," I said. "Wait? For what?" "For the sunset. We must wait until it is time." At first you seemed to be very much surprised. And then you laughed to yourself. You said to me: "I am always thinking that I am at home!" Just so. Everybody knows that when it is noon in the United States the sun is setting over France. If you could fly to France in one minute, you could go straight into the sunset, right from noon. Unfortunately, France is too far away for that. But on your tiny planet, my little prince, all you need do is move your chair a few steps. You can see the day end and the twilight falling whenever you like...

Little Angels
When God calls little children to dwell wih him above,We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love. For No heartache compares with the death of one small child. Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold. So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs,we who are left behind must realize God Love Children, Angels are hard to find. Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS. From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista,California. Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1887 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts.

A Little Retirement Info...
A point to ponder, for those of us with 20/20 hindsight!!!!!! Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But,if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Little Angels(done For My Brother Jason Who Died Of Sids)
When God calls little children to dwell wih him above,We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love. For No heartache compares with the death of one small child. Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold. So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs,we who are left behind must realize God Love Children, Angels are hard to find. Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS. From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista,California. Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1887 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts.

A Little Tude'!!!
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If I throw a stick, will you go away?

A Little Fun
well i was bored and i was comming up with nursey ryhmes. well this is as far as i got peter, peter, pumpkin beater had a wife and couldnt eat her......... i was wondering if ya can help me come up with more to this nursey ryhme . woop woop mmwfkl

A Little About Me.......
Hello Everyone...... My name is Windy I. Watson and I am 32 years old.... I have been happily married for 7 years to the most wonderful man in the world.... We have a wonderful little boy and he is in the 1st grade.... We are so pround of man and he is also smart as a whip..... We live in Central Texas and we love it here.... Thank you guys for your time..... Hope to talk to all of ya'll really soon.... Well I got to go for now, but I will write more later..... Bye Everyone..... Windy I. Watson

A Little Sometine About Me
I am new here and a little scared. I scare easily...lol. I know its the internet but I have had stalkers before. But I think its been long enough that I can hide from them now. But hiding is only half the fun. I am really shy and hate to bug people. If I see you are online and I am online at the same time I prolly won't say nething to you but I will be dying to at the same time. Its just how I am. I am very submissive and approaching people is way outside my comfort zone but I will try once but if you blow me off consider it done cause I will just think that you don't want to talk to me. I recently became adickted to a man but that don't seem to be anything so whatever. There are lots of dicks in the sea....lol. But damn....well I am not gonna go into that anymore than I have to. I have a Mistress. She lets me think for myself but helps me out of any intellectual thicket I may find myself in. I go to her for guidance and she keeps me in line when we kick it together. Most peop

A Little Presidentin’
The following is my convention acceptance speech in this brutal, unrelenting, crucial presidential campaign. Behold the awesomeness of my maverickiness and gravitas. Thank you, thank you all! It is so wonderful to see my fellow progressives, my fellow Americans, out in force in the spirit of unity and under the influence of questionable substances. Gracias, mi amigos! Your thunderous, rapturous, insane applause is not only deeply appreciated but will be looked upon as disturbingly over-the-top by future generations! I come before you a humble man, one of you - a populist touting little in the way of experience and qualifications for the highest office in the land. But I have much hope, fight and the courage to fight on your behalf for truth, justice and the Canadian – oh, umm – the American way. Modestly and boisterously, I proudly accept your misappropriated nomination for president of the United States of America. The greatest country ever in 300 years! (Applause. Lots of appla

Little More Subby Info Yall
submissives are ordinary, everyday people. submissives can be female or male. They can have a very demanding high paying job where they are in charge (Dominate), they can have a run of the mill type job, they can be a CEO, they can be wives or husbands, moms or dads, grandmothers or grandfathers, daughters or sons, etc. Some submissives think there is something wrong with them because they have a need to serve, or a need to submit to someone else's control, and/or a need to feel some sort of physical pain (erotic pain or real pain). Some will spend their life hiding/suppressing their need and try to be "normal." Some will even train themselves to never reveal or give in to what they need. What they don't realize though, to a well tuned Dom/me they are amplifying their need. They are so used to hiding their desires from the clueless vanilla world they live in that they are not even aware their want/need/desires shine like a blinking neon sign over them. For some reason a larg

Little Death
Ya know, I was humming a song the other day called "Little Death" from WASP. Someone asked me what it was I was singing and I told them. the reaction (this person is not a rock/metal person) was like, "wow, little death? whats that?". So, instead of going into the song, I thought about it in another context and came up with this... What are little deaths? Well, I would say there are a bunch of good examples... -When one of my kids in a fit of anger from a decision I made says "man, I hate you sometimes" - Recently, I had a miscommunication with a friend and now we hardly talk at all - A close family member or friend passes away - A decision you make totally backfires and blows up in your face... Well, perhaps you get my point. It's a part of life. It's those things that can either knock you down or help build your character and make you stronger. We all have them, just in different ways. We all have a bunch of "Little Deaths". But, as said above, will we let them k

The Little Black Boy
THE LITTLE BLACK BOY by: William Blake (1757-1827) MY mother bore me in the southern wild, And I am black, but O, my soul is white! White as an angel is the English child, But I am black, as if bereaved of light. My mother taught me underneath a tree, And, sitting down before the heat of day, She took me on her lap and kissèd me, And, pointing to the East, began to say: 'Look at the rising sun: there God does live,And gives His light, and gives His heat away, And flowers and trees and beasts and men receive Comfort in morning, joy in the noonday. 'And we are put on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love; And these black bodies and this sunburnt face Are but a cloud, and like a shady grove. 'For when our souls have learn'd the heat to bear, The cloud will vanish, we shall hear His voice, Saying, "Come out from the grove, my love and care, And round my golden tent like l

Little Johnny Strikes Again!
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN! A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.

Little Moments
Little Moments - Brad Paisley Well I'll never forget the first time that I heard That pretty mouth say that dirty word And I can't even remember now what she backed my truck into But she covered her mouth and her face got red And she just looked so darn cute That I couldn't even act like I was mad Yeah I live for little moments like that Well that's just like last year on my birthday She lost all track of time and burnt the cake And every smoke detector in the house was goin' off And she was just about to cry until I took her in my arms And I tried not to let her see me laugh Yeah I live for little moments like that I know she's not perfect but she tries so hard for me And I thank god that she isn't 'cause how boring would that be It's the little imperfections it's the sudden change in plans When she misreads the directions and we're lost but holdin' hands Yeah I live for little moments like that When she's layin' on my shoulder on the sofa in the dark And

The Little Things From Home
IT'S NOT THE FANCY THINGS WE BUY THAT BRING A LASTING SMILE IT'S JUST THE LITTLE THINGS FROM HOME THAT HAVE THE SWEETEST STYLE THE MISCHEIF IN A SMALL BOY'S EYES A BABY'S DIMPLED SMILE JUST THE LITTLE THINGS WE SAY AND YET THEY LET THE SUNSHINE IN. A LETTER FROM A DEAR LOVED ONE, A FRIEND WHO COMES TO CHAT... NOTHING MUCH, JUST A FRIENDLY TALK, A BIT OF THIS AND THAT THE SMELL OF GOOD THINGS COOKING, THE COOKIES STILL WARM A HOME WHERE LOVED ONES GATHER 'ROUND TO GUARD AGAINST LIFE'S STORMS. LITTLE TOTS DRESSED IN NIGHTCLOTHES SAYING PRAYERS BESIDE THERE BEDS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE HALOS RESTING ON THEIR HEADS IT'S NOT THE COSTLY THINGS IN LIFE THAT MAKE THE BRIGHTER DAY; IT'S JUST THE LITTLE THINGS FROM HOME THAT CHASE THE CLOUDS AWAY.

Little Old Ladies
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag. 'Oh, really? Darn!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', said the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'. 'Well, that seems only fair' laughs the cop. 'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other

Little Mark
LITTLE Mark ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?'The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little MARK replied, 'T he correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking. LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have

A Little About Me
I was given a test to find out what kind of personality type that I am and this is what my answers said about me. I am an ISTP. I= Introversion, people who prefer introversion focus more on their own inner world. When you are introverting you are energized by what goes on in your inner world, and this is where you tend to direct your own energy. Introverts tend to be more interested and comfortable when their work requires a good deal of their activity to take place quietly inside their heads. They like to understand the world before experiencing it, and so often think about what they are doing before acting. S= Sensing, one way to "find out" is to use your sensing fucntion. Your eyes, ears, and other senses tell you what is actually there and actually happening, both inside and outside of yourself. Sensing is especially useful for appreciating the realities of a a situation. Sensing types tend to accept and work with what is "given" in the here-and-now, and thus become realisti

A Little Game...
Gonna play a little game....there is a patient in my ER right now for alcohol intoxication...He states he drank a gallon of vodka this morning....He took a breathalizer test...lets play guess that number! whoever gets the closest in the next 15 mins gets a bling at HH! lmao.

Little People In Contests
Sometimes I wonder why there are Contests. Us little people on Fu dont have a chance with the well known people on here. they bring all their friends in and then some and we get creamed. what about us? when will we get a fighting chance? we dont know how to make those fancy bullys and have anything like that. does anyone feel like that

Little Red
I bought every one of James Finn Garner's "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories", but my favorite had to be the newly spun tale of Little Red Riding Hood. It is a continuation of a personal fascination with innocence and supposed threat, nature versus nurture, feral types going claw to nail with civility. Here's just part of what delighted and intrigued me: "...Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place and never set foot in it. Red Riding Hood, however, was confident enough in her own budding sexuality that such obvious Freudian imagery did not intimidate her. On the way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a wolf. who asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult." The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist re

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. 'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.' The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time h e is crouched behind a bush. 'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.' Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. 'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.' With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!'

Little Bout Me
**About Me** by Name:: Lois A.K.A. AngelBirthday:: Sept. 10, 1971Birthplace:: Sanford, NCCurrent Location:: Fort Stewart, GAEye Color:: GreenHeight:: 5' 4Heritage:: White With Some CherokeeBestfriend:: MichaelGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: PCSFirst Thought Waking Up In The Morning:: Is It FridayYour Bedtime:: Whenever I Get ThereDo You Enjoy Thunderstorms:: YesIn The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: NopeHow Do You Want To Die:: NopeFavoritesMovie:: So ManyColor:: RedPurfume:: FantasyCologne:: Food:: Soda:: Mountain DewLiquor:: Anything Hard...lolFruit:: Strawberrys & bananasSport:: NascarTeam:: Washington RedskinsQuote:: Saying:: Car:: 2008 Dodge ChargerType of Music:: Almost AnythingVacation Spot:: Beach & MountainsActor/Actress:: Catherine Bell

A Little Change To The Dod For Next Coupla Weekends!!
For the next 3 weeks we will only be doing the DOD on monday through friday....The reason for this is we are going to open the next three weekends for rate days for the leaders. The reason for this is because there have been a couple instances where the current DOD picks one of the crew leaders or owner for DOD and I have to deny it because of the rules. I feel really bad and I dont want anybody to feel like they are cheated so the schedule for the next few weekends are as follows...... Saturday October 11th....Enchanted Rose (Founder) Sunday October 12th.....Mz Attitude(crew leader) Saturday October 18th....Wizard(enforcer/ tagmaker) Sunday October 19th....Evil Angel(crew leader) Saturday October 25th....Shadow Bomber Zman(crew leader) Sunday October 26th....Zorack(crew leader) We need to have a special day set aside for these people because they are the ones that make this family run so good!! They work hard and deserve lots of love!!! Even Wizard ...Even though he

Little Johnny Asking For Marriage
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie." Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine." By this time Mr. Smith was a little sh

Little White Lies
So while fact checking the debate I found it funny Obamas biggest thing was every point seemed to talk about how we had to invest in this or invest in that.... Yet then he turned around and said that he was going to cut much more then he was going to spend. I found that very hard to belive so I looked it up. He lied...... well lets say he fibbed. He is going to introduce 400+ billion in new spending and his "cuts" are only taking away about 100 billion. So that leave a 300 billion larger debt.

A Little Something...
I wanted to give a little update as to why I haven't been around much... Things in my life have gotten a little complicated. My hours got cut at work and some really serious issues have come to pass there. This time of year is very rough for me. I fall into depression and have been dealing with anxiety attacks. It's a cycle I'm trying really hard to break and it's hard. Taking meds isn't an option at this point as they tend to make me sleep all the time, and well I just can't afford that. Nor is it fair to the people I love. If you know me you know I will pull out of this eventually, and the love and support of my family is a staying hand in the road I'm on. Anyone who has had experience with depression or anxiety knows that somedays it's just an uphill battle to keep a smile on your face. I'll be back on a more regular basis when I get me straightened back out, until then yes I check my messages and I even come and rate.

40 Little Secrets*
Be honest no matter what. . [ONE] Who were your latest 3 inbox texts from? = idc who they are lol =) . [TWO] Where was your default pic taken? = in my room... . [THREE] What's your middle name? = M********S... . [FOUR] Your current relationship? = Boyfriend... aw! =) . [FIVE] Does your crush like you back? = yeah! . [SIX] What is your current mood? = no comment... . [SEVEN] What's your mom's name? = Irine... . [EIGHT] What color shirt are you wearing? = white... . [NINE] Would you kiss the last person you kissed? = yes! . [TEN] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? = NO! . [ELEVEN] Have a crazy side? = yes... . [TWELVE] Ever had a near death experience? = i guess... . [THIRTEEN] What is something you do a lot? = these days, sleeping. . [FOURTEEN] Angry at anyone? = yeah & she knows who she is LOL. . [FIFTEEN] Do you wanna see somebody right Now? = sort of. . [SIXTEEN] Do you like drama? = not at all times. .

Little Known Facts About Me..
ϟ I am tone deaf but still love to sing ϟ I snort when I laugh to hard ϟ I don't mind laughing till I cry ϟ I drink milk from the jar (only drink fresh milk not store bought) ϟ I am a country music fanatic ϟ I only have sex with someone that I love ϟ I know the difference between love and lust ϟ I find intelligent conversation sexually stimulating ϟ I would rather have a man with a small penis then a man with an ego problem ϟ I would rather go horse back riding and on a picnic then go to dinner and a movie ϟ cuddling up on the couch next to the fire on a cold night just talking is my favorite past time ϟ my favorite food is my grandpa's refrigerator soup because its made with love ϟ My grandmother is my best friend in the whole damn world and I wouldn't have it any other way. ϟ I don't have to have sex it is just a plus anyways over time a guy loses the ability it just

Little Johnny~~
Be warned ------ this is a bit naughty, but hilarious.!!!!!! A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is ba

Little Leroy
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making Dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a Good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a Bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into Trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he Thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over The last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved This year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you Deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to Write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God: I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike For my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Lero

A Little Change To Chain Of Command!!
I have found out that recently the homepage has long time periods where it is left unattended. The family is so big now and we get so many levelup requests and questions to the homepage and stuff that its hard to keep up with. Honestly with stuff I have goin on in real life I admit Im not able to be on the page as much as it needs. So I have decided to move Wizards enforcer position up to where he will be over the crew leaders kinda like a crew leader leader lol. Alot of times myself enchanted or the crew leaders are busy and cant be here, then the levelups get missed and that is the main purpose of the group to help people level. When there is nobody on the homepage then we are not doing our job!! Mainly my fault because sometimes when I log off the homepage I cant get back on til the next day and in that time I have missed so much!! I apologize to anybody that I have been late responding to or late getting to the levelup requests!! We need somebody in charge that can be around m

Little Fox The Thief
Little fox little fox…with your bright emerald eyes… Do you see them lurking, can you hear their spies? Can you detect their approach, with ultra sonic ears… Carrying guns, bowie knives, katanas and spears. They’ve come for your coat, to steal off your skin… So you can be shown as a most formidable win. You’ll be present at high tea, balls, and suave Arabic socials… Petted and stroked as a revered trophy to locals. Dressed to the 9’s, will be your assistance… But you’re just a dog, even with their persistence. You eat your vermin, ermine, rat and vole… Sleep in the dirt; make a home of a hole. Perhaps they’re confused…maybe you’re just a 4 legged bat? ...Or a crack hallucination? “Could have just been a …” Your sweet carrion breath, and gleaming white teeth… With my heart, little fox, you’ve become a thief.

The Little Word Out Has So Many Uses...
Have you ever looked at all the uses of the word “OUT” oh yeah… I mean what other word can Outdo Out? I really never realized the amount of words that combined with the word out had so many meanings. It’s Outrageous if you think about it. One could Outtake, outplay, outrun, outride at an Outing…Or outstare, outwit, outthink, and do it all outside! You could also be an outcast, from someone who outdid you. Shhhhwwwy…where were we? Oh yeah outstay, outwork, outgrow, outtalk, outset…not sure if that is the Volleyball version or not…I will check it Out…There are Outages, there are things that are just plan out of here. One could strikeout and Fly out but those words preempt the word so we will not use them…ooops too late I did, you could be called Out, singled out left out…but we are looking to Outbid, Outsize, Outrank the Outcome of all the uses of …OUT, holey smokes there are so many more words but I do not want to steal them all from you and be Outfoxed…So I will just setout to stop wi

Little One
Little one how are you? For I am blue. Little one do you cry? for tears run out my eyes Little one are you cold? For I never held you close Little one are you hungry? For I never nursed you once Little one who are you? for I never got to give you a name Little one are you lonely? don't be for I still love you Dedicated to my baby lost 11 years ago this month. Oct 2008

Little Guy
little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. ” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

Little Child
As a child I rubbed Dandelions on my cheek. As a child I searched for Four leaf clovers. As a child I waited on Christmas eve With youthful anticipation. As a child I ate sweet tarts With screwed up lips. As a child I never looked under the bed at night. As a child I was free to cry When crying was necessary. As a child I laughed when the time called for it. As a child I liked the food I liked And dribbled down my chin That which I didn’t. As a child I feared the unknown And did not know fear. Now I am older What happened?

A Little Fire..
For those of you who want to haunted details........ The outfit I was dressed in was a white bikini. I was chained face down on a metal table, gagged, and blindfolded. It was so fucking cold. The guys would pour a liquid on me, then light it. My back, or ass, or legs would lit on fire. They then use something extremely stingy, like a riding crop, or something like that the beat that area until the flames went out. Ad the fact that I was blindfolded and you can understand my panic. I had no idea who was doing it to me. When all was finished, no bad burns, but my body was so sore, and i have welps where they beat the flames out. This is not my first time for fire play but when you hve no idea who it is and if they know what they are doing. Tonight the haunted house is closed.

A Little Diddy I Call "a Fairwell To Three"
I wrote this for a fake ass bitch that led me on for 3 months :) A Fairwell To Three How could it end up like this? I wish it could have been better. You only showed how well your sick mask fits. I wanted to be yours forever. You filled each day with bliss. The sun was shining through the weather. Even when you knew we'd never kiss. We will never last together. …because I fell for two, Your mask and personality, I gave into you, Why'd you trick me? Couldn't you speak the truth? Now it's too late to show me. It's too late to trust you, Because you never loved me.

Little Johnny's At It Again.....
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local pol

A Little More About Me
Who am I and what am I all about.The basics...I'm a single parent with two boys.One grown the other still working on it.I live alone.VERY ALONE! Place sure needs a woman's touch.So do I come to think of it.Been too long.Actually my place looks pretty good.My big passion is for the Chinese culture and people.My lifestyle and interests reflect this.Some of the people dearest to my heart live in China.I was engaged to a pretty Chinese woman a couple of years ago but just before we were to be married something bad and unexpected happened and ended it all.Still trying to get over that.Still searching for my China Doll.I know she's out there.Definitely want to remarry.Don't get out much at all.Go to work,go home.Except for doing stuff with my youngest I don't have much of a life.I work the graveyard shift.That makes it harder to meet new people.That's one reason I spend time on the net.Hey,maybe she's on here waiting for me.Hmmmm!Anyone know any single Chinese ladies looking for a REAL marri

A Little Too Hooah!!
A LITTLE TOO HOOAH You Might be a LITTLE too hooah If.... the only time you and the spouse eat without the kids is at the unit "dining out". you always back into parking spaces. you have to look up your parents phone number, but can dial the CQ, SDNCO, company, battalion and brigade with no problem at all. each page of your vacation atlas has two routes marked. your favorite author is Mike Malone or Tom Clancy. when your kids are too noisy, you announce "at ease!" you don't own any blue ink pens. your leave always occurs during the last week of September. you keep a box of MREs at home and in the trunk of your car in case of emergencies. when talking to relatives by phone, you end the conversation with "out here." you refer to your spouse as "Household 6" or CINC House." you've seen Patton enough times to memorize his speech. CNN is your favorite program. you call the Post Locator instead of Information to find your friends. you take the family camping with no tent o

Little Buckwheat
A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked 'Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?' Mary in the front row raised her hand to explain it means 'To Our Teacher.' The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than the day before. This time there is a tag with T.O.T.W.L. written on it. She asks for an explanation for this note and little Johnny waves his hand to explain 'That means 'To Our Teacher With Love'. The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on her desk with a tag saying 'F.U.C.K.' Her jaw drops and she screams 'Who can explain this?' Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand and says, that means 'From Us Colored Kids'

Little New News {cancer}
Well... today's appointment turned out to be fairly nonproductive. I do know one new thing, which is that the cancer is estrogen / progesterone positive. Which is good in terms of preventing recurrence, though I was hoping to go back on birth control pills to regulate my cycles. Oh well, life is more important than convenience :P The diagnosis is currently stage 0 Ductal Carcinoma in Situ. However, the mass did not show up well on the mammogram, so they want to do an MRI in order to determine how extensive the spread is inside the duct. That will determine whether they can attempt a lumptectomy or if they need to do a full mastectomy. If they can't clearly define the margins, they will likely want to do a mastectomy so they don't miss anything. After the surgery, I will need to go for 5-7 weeks of radiation treatments, 5 days a week. Then I will likely start Tamoxifen to prevent it from coming back.

Littlepossum062 - Read My Histroy!
imikimi - Customize Your World Happy Holiday's Everyone from littlepossum 062 from channel 28 and 21 Florida. Hugs I miss you all! This picture is my favorite animal. The possum. It's shy,comatizes into playing dead,hissing and growls in fear of world around... avoids the world...lonely but happy always moving on...simple life food,shelter and water.Don't hang on tail but uses it to be stable! The cb represents several things in life: my dad possum poacher (older mtn type man) gave me that name when he was around 52. I was just born and named after him kinda I was his baby possum so he named me Littlepossum. He was a cb'er. I love him and miss him! He taught me independence. Because of that I operate independently. This was 31 years ago. I grew up and my life seems to still fit that name I guess. I always went by possum or Littlepossum more then my name as long as I remember. 062 why? lol..its my its my initials which didn't even change with marriage! Love ya, dad! Muah! hugs

A Little About Me
hi there y'all ok first of i am a dutchman living and working here in the states yea i am a foregner but i am bussy with becoming a US citizen lol its not easy to become american lol i drive a big rig for 1 of the bigger companies out of indianapolis indy i have been driving now for give or take 18 year but only here in the states 3 years 15 year in europe i have been working in the best restaurants and cruise ships around the world in between yea i am a man of many professions lol i was married for 13 years here in the states but that didn't work out bummer i am like you see in my pictures a tall one slender funn openminded eeck i wrote that lol so when you want to know more lets talk ben

Little Poem I Did..
to live or to die. you fill pushed aside and theres nothing left in side you might as well be dead and not alive you are dark and empty deep down inside you wish you could cry but you would rather die then to feel the embarrassment as the shame consumes you your soul slowly starts to fade to black its far to late you cant turn back but you try and fight back your blood boils your thoughts are isostatic why does life have to be so dramatic as the panic fades you snap back from your frightful nap you wish to never go back but as you come back you realize that what you had thought was a nap was that you really snapped your hands are covered in mud and dirt your pants are stained in red all you can think is he really dead as your heart flutters from the shock you realize the pain from inside and you see that the person you were fighting was your other side you look to your wrist were the cuts should be then you raise your head to the sky then ask why w

The Little Annoyances Are But Stepping Stones.
The little annoyances When you let the little problems get you down, then you give the big problems the power to overwhelm you. When you constantly complain about things that don't really matter, you compromise your ability to successfully handle the things that do matter. Whenever your day gets interrupted by an unexpected annoyance, you have a choice to make. You can let it poison your whole attitude, or you can actually use it to make you more positive and powerful. Decide to laugh at the little problems, and to see each one as an opportunity for growth. Every minor annoyance that you quickly and successfully handle will strengthen your confidence. That strong confidence will be extremely valuable when a major problem comes along. Even more importantly, that same confidence enables you to reach whatever goals you set for yourself. If you're already in the habit of moving forward through the little challenges, that momentum will serve you well when the big challenges arri

The Little Things In Life
The Little Things in Life There are little things in life that can make you soar like a kite Or be a be a beaming light to others. My aunt said to me, just recently: "Remember the good times and they will always be in your mind." When I start to get sad, I think of my dear Grandma for she always made me glad. Do you think of your first date or of your loving mate? How about the first kiss or your wedding date? All the things so dear can seem so near Think of the years and the loved ones will seem near. Memories and moments that are precious can help take away the tensions. When a loved one dies, and you can just cry. Remember to try to take one day at a time. Stephanie Fiske, 1994

Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2) Little RALPHY returns from school and says he

Little Old Lady
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong aand aabbou t twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes we do' She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitc

A Little Crash
Hey everyone, Big Saturday night and my little body is at home. Why, it's simple car race, bad brakes, Tara goes over the hood. I lucked out with only getting a broken leg. You should have seen me trying to explain why I was half naked (in 40 degree weather), and in handcuffs, to the police and medical responders. All my partying is shut down for a while. Who wants to fuck or torture a crip. :) I'll have a lot more time for Fubar. luv u Tara

A Little More About Mimi
Well my name is Malerie but the call me "MiMi"... dont ask why i just been called that since i dont know when.... im 22 years old and im a student at Texas School of Business training to be a Medical Assistant... im a mom of 2 beautiful baby boys who i love DEARLY nothin i do in life isnt for them.... im very happy with my relationship right now i have a caring boyfriend who i love very much he is great to me and my kids and i couldnt ask for more... if you would like to know more ask

A Little About Me
I am 27 years old and I am married with 1 son who happens to be 1 he is the love of my life I am looking for friends I am a stay at home mother and I need adults too talk too if even just on line I enjoy music in general I love comedys I love to fish and just be outdoors

The Little Things That Get You
This morning I was doing a survey on MySpace about Thanksgiving. It was nothing special until I came to a simple question. The questions asked me who would not be at Thanksgiving this year. Without even a bat of my eye I burst into tears. A simple question hit me so hard. It reminded me that this year Grandpa won’t be there. I just sat at my desk and cried as memories of Thanksgivings past flooded my mind. I have so much to be thankful for this year, but for some reason I am sitting here feeling crushed cause my mentor and idol will not be there. For the first time in my life I won’t get to hear his strong voice of assurance tell me Happy Thanksgiving. So while I have so very much to be thankful for I have one very large reason to be sad this year. No words can ever say what he was in my life, and nor would I ever try anyways. But this year as I sit at the table I will be thinking of him and how much I hope to be just like him for James.

A Little About "pegasus" And The "pegasus Project"
A LOVING NOTE FROM DOVE… About “The Pegasus Project“Dove GoddessCoFounder of The Pegasus Project Pegasus was a mythical creature said to have been born from the blood that fell to earth during the slaying of Medusa. This magnificent creature spent it's life assisting in the battle against evil and wrong doings in the universe, and was honored for these loving acts through the gift of it‘s own constellation at the time of death… this gift stands as an eternal reminder of the true treasures of life. (Visit The Pegasus Project) Some say that everywhere that Pegasus stepped upon the earth, new life was born and the beauty of spring would be come fourth. There are many different versions of this mythical creature's life and image. Some depict Pegasus as a winged horse, others a winged unicorn... but all tell of Pegasus' life long assistance in the battle against wrong in the universe in order to bring fourth justice, beauty and/or love. No matter which version of the myth you wish to emb

Little Johnny Goes Fishing
Little Johnny and Grandpa go fishing... Grandpa asks little J to pass him some coffee, little johnny asks, " can I have some?" "Well little J," Grandpa asks "can you take out your dick, put it in your ass, and fuck yourself?" "No Grandpa, I can't, replies little J." "Then no coffee!" Later that day, Grandpa asks little johnny to pass him a beer, "can I have some Grandpa?" johnny asks as he gets the beer. "Can you take out your dick, put it in your ass and fuck yourself?" Grandpa asks again. "No Grandpa, I already told you I can't" "Then no Beer, Johnny." Later that night, after they are headed home from fishing grandpa asks little Johnny, "are you gonna share the fish that you caught today, Johnny?" "Well Grandpa, can you take your dick out, stick it in your ass and fuck yourself?" "Why yes, little Johnny I can!" "Then why don't you go fuck yourself Grandpa?" FAMILY LOVE!!!!!!!!!

A Little Notre Dame History
Why the "Fighting Irish"? Many people wonder (or worry) about Notre Dame and that word, Irish. To us, it doesn't mean race exclusively; nor is it just another nickname. The fact is, it keeps alive the memory of a long, uphill fight for recognition against a spirit that was not always generous, nor even fair-minded. The Irish, as known at Notre Dame, has an authentic history and a meaning deeper even than race. Notre Dame began athletic relations chiefly with local colleges founded by various denominations. Press reports would refer to the schools as the "Baptists" or the "Methodists," and the like. For Notre Dame it was the "Catholics," or the "Irish." But the players were never all of Irish ancestry; nor were they all Catholics. The usage was not original, but a continuing custom from earlier Colonial times. The bulk of the first Catholic immigrants were Irish -- so that Catholics and Irish were identical in the public mind. It is sad to recall now, but few of the original st

Little Timmy's Best Christmas
When I was a kid I was so anxious for Christmas! I dreamed of all the toys I would get and for the weeks leading up to Christmas I laid in bed at night listening for Santa to be outside my window. Well, one night I heard voices coming from downstairs. I crept out of my bed and slowly down the steps until I could see the living room where my parents sat talking. My mom was crying, as she said there was very little food in the house. My dad was sad and angry, telling her that they had no money to pay the bills. They didn't know what they were going to do, or how we would have a Christmas. I might have only been 8 years old, but I knew just what I had to do! I sneaked back to my room and grabbed my piggy bank off the shelf. I had been saving all my change for years and had what I considered a great amount of money in it. I took all the money out and put it in a sack, then crept back down the stair. I could still hear my parents talking and it broke my heart, but as I said, I knew what

Little Girl Why Do You Cry
she cries and she cries trying to get out but shoved back down no one will ever see the tears that she cries no one will ever know of the lies that she has heard she is alone in this dark world lost to everyone that wants to help her up she is a lost little girl tying to find her way in this world never should she have felt the way he made her feel but its to late for that now its all went down hill she was hurt inside she cried and she cried yet the tears still come but now she hides no one will ever know the truth about her she has been hurt and hurt and hurt... so she will always just sit there and cry cause she knows that nothing will ever be the same things happen for a reason trust is lost love is lost nothing to gain but the sad tears that run down her face will never wash away the pain little girl why do you cry? why do you let the pain hurt so much inside? who made you feel so bad inside? why wont you answer me little girl? why do you just si

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to t

Little Sister, Big Sister
Today is my sister's 40th Birthday. :D She is 1 year & 3 days older than me, but because I was a bit taller and louder, while she was shy and stayed out of trouble, many people assumed I was the older one. I went in the Army and was having such a good time in Germany, that she thought maybe it would be a good idea for her too. So she joined up a year later, and got to sent to Turkey, Somalia, and Kuwait. :P We're really a lot alike, if the two of us are together, no one can stand being around us. lol. What would you say to a 39 year old woman, sitting on the floor, with a spray bottle filled with water, singing gangster rap to a cat that's trapped in the corner being squirted by her? If you said "I'd tell her to stand up and act her age" then you are like everyone else. But if you said "I get the broom and help her torment the poor creature" then yeah, you're one of us. lol. Happy Birthday big sis :)

A Little Love
"You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true. " -, Grey's Anatomy (television show): Meredith Grey (speaking a voiceover), Season 1, episode "Save Me" Most girls say they want a fairy tale but you taught me that it's not really what I want. I want someone who will make fun of me & laugh at my jokes even if they aren't funny. Someone

Little Fu Pony
little fu pony Little fu pony, little fu pony On a dusty fu road Got to keep on plodding onwards With the precious load. Been a long time little fu pony Thro' the winter's night. Don't give up now little fu pony Bethlehem's in sight. Ring out those bells tonight Bethlehem, Bethlehem. Follow the star tonight Bethlehem, Bethlehem. Little fu pony, little fu pony Had a heavy day Little fu pony carry Mary Safely on her way. Little fu pony, little fu pony Journey's end is near There are wisemen waiting for a Sign to bring them here. Do not falter, little fu pony There's a star ahead It will guide you, little fu pony To a cattle shed Ring out those bells tonight Bethlehem, Bethlehem. Follow that star tonight Bethlehem, Bethlehem. Little fu pony , little fu pony Had a heavy day Little fu pony carry Mary Safely on her way. Little fu pony carry Mary Safely on her way.

A Little Fubar Christmas Song
On the 12th day of Christmas my Fubar gave to meeeeeeee...... 12 Picture Comments 11 Profile Ratings 10 Requesting Friendship 9 Members Fanning 8 Friends a Shouting 7 Days of Blasting 6 Months of VIP 5 Blings I Loveeeeeee 4 Tickers Tick 3 New Fans 2 Auto 11's AND A HAPPY HOUR TO LOVE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

Little Sweet Deception
Leave me on the outside Where I can feel the rain fill up my shoes Cover me with kisses I will soon forget what I've been through Run away forever Leave me with no forwarding address Find another way Leave me in emotional undress I never wanted this I never asked you for anything Little sweet deception Take my hand and look into my eyes Father of invention Only you could make truth from lies I never wanted this I never asked you for anything

A Little Easy Math
Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy donkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many donkeys around, went out and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy donkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching donkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of donkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a donkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy donkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business,his assistant would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these donkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell the

A Little Adaptation Of Rehab - This Town
I thought about this song all day today, and I thought I could modify some of the lyrics to fit me, and spin it off for y'all so, here it be... [Chorus x2] This lounge is my home, it's deep in my soul That's why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road [Verse 1] Grew up in the backdrop, of a large town Nissan truck, dropped down Volkswagen Rabbit, with the top down Sittin' on BBS's, how that sound Yeah, y'all remember that don't ya don-don-don-don-don-don-don't ya That's where I come from, Hamilton County No distance or tour bus can take me To make me forget gettin' my ass whipped In the parking lot of Boone Co's Skippin' church the first time I heard Planet Rock come out a boombox That may be the day God saved my soul So, I take a little bit of everything I ever learned with me anywhere on this globe I go Nobody can take that, think back Teresa Ann gave me the name Now Jeremy Mo's in your radio And for those that think I changed I did The world out there took

A Little About Me!
Here is a little about me, its not much but it will have to do lol :). Hi there! Lets see where can I start! My name is Donna I live in Tennessee and I enjoy getting out now and then to just relax. I'm a Wife, Mom, Aunt, and a friend. I have been happily married to my sexy, wonderful, sweet awesome hubby for 11 years. We have one adorable little boy who is 12 years old. I wouldn't take nothing for him that's my baby and he is my world. Well, that's it for now, I'll probably add more later. If you have taken the time to read this, rate me or my photos, fan me, add me as a friend, and I will do the same for you. Have a great day!!! I don't care for cyber sex cause I don't have time for that I'm here for friends and have fun nothing else :) I love making new friends and will chat about almost anything under the sun. Absolutely love this bar, my fu-families and my friends~ ~I live here lmao. I am usually quite busy when I'm on here helping fus leveling, contest bombing, or dai

The Little Fubar Guy
I got this idea from Sweet Turtle, god bless her turtle heart :) Sing this to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy". I call it, "The little fubar guy" OK? In the key of "M"....mmmmmmmm Said the newbie to the Twisted Fu Do you know what I heard? Read it on a bulletin, Twisted Fu Do you know what I heard? The bling, the bling, that he gave to me, Was because my NSFW pics are free. Was because my NSFW pics are free. Said the Twisted Fu to the Barfly Do you see what I see? In an unmarked folder, Barfly Do you see what I see? Some bewbs! Some bewbs! Nice as I have seen! And she’s showing them off for some bling, And she’s showing them off for some bling. Said the Barfly, to the Fu-gee Did you read what I read? In some stupid mumm, Fu-gee. Did you read what I read? Fubucks, Fubucks, man this really sucks! She’ll open her NSFW for fubucks, She’ll open her NSFW for fubucks. Said the Fu-gee to the mighty Fuking Would you help me out some? While you’re ratin

A Little Poem For Your Xmas Pleasure
ANOTHER YEAR HAS PAST AND WE ARE ALL A LITTLE OLDER LAST SUMMER FELT HOTTER AND WINTER SEEMS MUCH COLDER THERE WAS A TIME NOT LONG AGO WHEN LIFE WAS QUITE A BLAST NOW I FULLY UNDERSTAND ABOUT ‘LIVING IN THE PAST ‘ WE USED TO GO TO WEDDINGS, FOOTBALL GAMES AND LUNCHES NOW WE GO TO FUNERAL HOMES AND AFTER FUNERAL BRUNCHES WE USED TO HAVE HANGOVERS, FROM PARTIES THAT WERE GAY NOW WE SUFFER BODY ACHES AND WILE THE NIGHT AWAY WE USED TO GO OUT DINING AND COULDN’T GET OUR FILL NOW WE ASK FOR DOGGIE BAGS, COME HOME AND TAKE A PILL WE USED TO OFTEN TRAVEL TO PLACES NEAR AND FAR NOW WE GET SORE BUTTS FROM RIDING IN THE CAR WE USED TO GO TO NIGHTCLUBS AND DRINK A LITTLE BOOZE NOW WE STAY AT HOME AT NIGHT AND WATCH THE EVENING NEWS THAT, MY FRIEND IS HOW LIFE IS, AND NOW MY TALE IS TOLD SO, ENJOY EACH DAY AND LIVE IT UP—BEFORE YOU’RE TOO OLD HAVING SAID ALL THIS OLD FOLKS JUNK I’M SURE YOU THINK I’M IN A FUNK REMEMBERING HOW THINGS WERE IN T

Litten Tree~
I could hear the taxi driver beeping his horn impatiently outside. I waved at him through my window that i would be out in a couple of minutes whilst applying a coat of lip gloss to my lips. If there was one thing that really pissed me off it was being hurried while getting ready to go out. I took one last glance in the mirror before leaving the house. Being slightly chilly out i had decided to go with jeans rather than a skirt this evening. They were the tightest pair i owned which still allowed me room to move when dancing. Paired with these were my new lacy black top which clung to my curvy waist whilst showing off a decent amount of my ample cleavage, unfortunately i was unable to wear a bra with this top due to the low back but being young my breasts were still pert for me to enough to pull it off. I was hoping that i would still be able to dance in 5inch heels. Being only 5ft tall meant i couldn't really get away with going out in flats but i didn't really mind as i remember C

Little Johnny's Letter To Santa
Little Johnny's Letter to Santa You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT

Little Ole Lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club. " The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table. " The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool. " The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have yo

A Little Info
10 things guys should remember about Women! [one] while you hold her hand play with her fingers. (they think it's cute) two] tickle her & make her laugh. three] kiss her. [four] and dont only kiss her on the lips, kissing her on the cheek and forehead is cute too. [five] hold her waist [six] hug her while your behind her and rest your head on her shoulder. [seven] whisper you love her in her ear. [eight] tell her shes beautiful. [nine] look her in the eyes and smile when your thinking [ten] tell her you never want her to let you go. ******************************************************* "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings." -- Anais Nin ******************************************************** You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beaut

Little One
Little One I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed Staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live Your life your own way I'm bein set and if you forget Get the picture with the Cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright

The Little Thing That Might
can you help me with something?? this is my cock before i got on a penis pump and this is my cock now now that im going to jail i want to be able to give the anal poundage as well has i take it. what do you think??

Little Moments
today is the day to live for yesterday has passed us by smile when you want to scream laugh though your dying inside all those little moments that you thought were bad and wished would soon be over have since come to pass seek out your own path live the life thats in your dreams reality is as you percieve it and things are never what they seem and just when you thought you knew yourself way down to what you hide one little thing changes that makes you open up and try

Little Me
Well I am new at this fubar thing. I have met some really cool people. Today has been ok. I do hate rain though, it makes me want to stay in bed. And thats not a good thing when you have to get up at 5 am to be at work at 545am. It took a little while to get used to this schedule. but most days unless its rainy i wake before the clock goes off. I got great news today at work, my friend is being moved into the classroom with me because of a very aggresive child. Thank goodness didnt know how much more of that I could take by myself, without loosing my mind. Oh, I am a daycare teacher, I teach the 2 and 3 year olds, always fun, always busy. It makes time go faster! I have two wonderful kids, Michael is 10 and Alexis is 4. I have been married for 11 years, got married 11-29-97 to the best guy in the world, or so I think. I am going back to school to finish up my teaching degree. I love kids! I have a dog, Romeo Oscar Victor Echo Romeo is his name we call him Romey. If you read this and wa

Little Thing...for Fun
-Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! -If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right -I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! -Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell -Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in -True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen -Love is a slow poison ^^

A Little More About Me.....
Some people have had a hard time understanding why I am the way I am, actions, and thoughts or emotions. So I guess I’ll go a lil more in-depth. Recently it has brought to my attention that I can be a bit bitter at times…..Yes me, can YOU BELIEVE IT? LOL A large part of that is simple medicine. Break a leg, it heals, with some scarring, break it again, will heal with more scarring. And continue on this path until you’re left with nothing but scarring. Not my best analogy mind you, but it’ll have to do, my brain is oatmeal right now. When things go south I have a tendency to eliminate things that are associated with the person, situation, time period what have you. This is because I choose to remember things for what was lost. This is how I quantify the experience as a whole. Maybe it has to do with being Irish (the whole Catholic guilt thing). Or moreover, being a passionate person I have vivid memories, these are all I need to carry with myself, that and the lessons learned. Hav

Little Info On Fu-owned
FU-OWNED READ BELOW PLEASE FU-OWNED IS ANOTHER ITEM YOU CAN MAKE FU-BUCKS ON IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME THE WAY IT IS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!! #1 RULE--WHEN BUYING SOMEONE OFF OF ANOTHER PERSON MAKE SURE YOU BUY THEM FOR AN AMOUNT THAT WILL MAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE BUYING FROM A PROFIT (YOU BUY FOR 10,000 AND THEY BUY FOR 11,000 YOU ONLY MAKE 9,350 YOU LOOSE 650.00 FU-BUCKS NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT) BY NOT DOING THIS ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE FU-BUCKS IN 30 DAYS (BABY JESUS GIVES US SOMETHING TO MAKE FU-BUCKS ON AND WE ALL NEED TO USE THIS THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED TO) PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AS IM BE A SMART A$$ CAUSE IM NOT, JUST A LITTLE INFO ON HOW WE SHOULD USE THIS FEATURE IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE INFO ON THIS PLEASE LEAVE IT IN COMMENTS AND ILL ADD TO THIS THANK YOU MUCH TEDDY T. TEDDY T.~~OWNED BY SWEET SERENITY@ fubar

A Little Piece Of Me.....
You look at me and wonder what I know of Goth/Emo...I was a child of Goth/Emo before some of you were children........ I just had to learn to hide it on the inside. My ramblings on here are often all I have left of an era that has past me by now....

Little Lost Sheep
A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

A Little Bit About Me And What I Want....
Race: Italian, Irish, Russian Birth date: 12-31-75 Age: 32 going to be 33 next week Weight (Some like big girls that are a certain weight): 210 What you are looking for: Relationship or someone to hang out with Your Marital Status: Widower Your height: 5'8" Your Hair Color: light brown Your Eye color: Blue Body Type: thick Education: Associates Employment: Laid off Profession: Religion: Pentacostal Religious Services: weekly Political Views: Middle of Road Smoking: No Drinking: Socially Kids: 1 Wants Kids: want to adopt Groups: columbus bbw Interests: music, dancing, hanging out with friends, sports How would you describe your personality? (I'd prefer a paragraph but please give me at least 5 words) I am laid back and shy at first. But; I warm up quickly. I love to joke and have a good time. Astrological Sign: Capricorn Sense of Humor: silly Social Setting: I am good

Little Angel...
I am breaking again Need I a sign If this all is Worth of fighting for I have to gather the pieces I need some glue Just enough To make myself whole For one more day Just one more day They love me I know it Other people Who can’t love me Without me Their miserable lives Would be only suffering More painful Than ever Burning feathers What will remain? Angel? No Only dust…. I am feeling weak Today, Tomorrow… All the same Day after day Little weaker Little weak angel Walking into the dark sunset What could he find there? Misery, pain, death? Or friends? Lovely, nice friends? If he finds the light The smile will be found also

Little Help Please
LOST SOUL COZMIK IS ALMOST THERE I NEED REFERALS IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HERE AND WANT TO HELP OUT A FRIEND HERE ONE THAT IS ALWAYS THERE WITH A BLING OR TWO JUST TO SAY THANK YOU THEN PLEASE HELP COZMIK OUT http://www.fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=317752 http://www.fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=317752 ~*~Cozmik Debris~*~@ fubar Pink FloydShine On You Crazy Diamond Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com (repost of original by '¢¾Lacey N Mario¢¾ Houdend van Echtgenoot en Echtgenote' on '2009-01-31 09:05:01')

A Little Something I Wrote Back In Nov
Whole Again: Here I was lying in bed trying to recover from another hapless night alone. I sit and wonder is it possible, could a man like me be alone forever. A diamond in the rough is what I have been called. I crave the nurture of a friendly face. Someone to hold at night, to show the affection and love a man like me can give. Does she exist perhaps she does if she does not what would be the point of anything. I wake up to each day with a thought that this could possibly be the day that I finally meet the woman of my dreams. As I walk down the streets of uptown and pass by countless women, I think to myself could she be it or her or even her with that gorgeous smile and those eyes with the fire burning beneath them. I can only hope. Does she notice me? Do we make eye contact? As I have those thoughts suddenly she looks directly up into my eyes and instantly as fast as a lightning bolt appears and disappears I knew that she was the one. I could see the same thing in her ey

Little Texas-what Might Have Been
i have posted this up for a few people.the ones my heart had truely belonged to.so please enjoy it. sure i think about you now and then.but it's been long long time.i've got a good life now,i've moved on.so when you cross my mind.i try not to think about about what might have been.cause that was then and we have taken different roads.we can't go back again there's no use giveing in,and there's no way to know what might have been.we can sit and talk about this all night long,and wonder why didn't last.yes they might be the best days we will ever know.but we'll have to leave them in the past.so try not to think about what might have been.cause that was then and we have taken different roads.we can't go back again theres no use giveing in,and there's no way to know what might have been.that same old look in your eyes its a beautiful night.i'm so tempted to stay.but to much time has gone by we should just say goodbye and turn and walk away.and try not to think about what might have been

Little Old Ladies
I love and respect my elders. I really do. I try to remember that these are the people who have helped me to be who I am today. But today lil old ladies have been pissing me off. I went to pick up my sleeping pills and a lil old lady had to chat up the pharmacist about shit that didn't need to be talked about. And I patentiently waited cause you know shes old. I went to Shopko and another lil old lady was in the line in front of me and had a shopping cart behind her (it was empty) and it was hers and she just left it in front of the checkout stand and I had to push it out of the way for her. I was like what the fuck!!! You push the cart all the way around the store and leave it in the way of other shoppers...what the fuck. So lil old ladies stay out of my way for the rest of the day please.

The Little Dick
"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure . "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there... zz

Little Fellow
There are little eyes upon you, And they're watching night and day; There are little ears that quickly take in Every word you say. There are little hands all eager To do every thing you do, And a little boy who's dreaming Of the day he'll be like you. You're the little fellow's idol, You're the wisest of the wise; In his little mind about you No suspicions ever rise. There's a wide-eyed little fellow Who believes you're always right; And his ears are always open As he watches day and night. You are setting an example Every day in all you do For the little boy who's waiting To grow up to be like you.

A Little About Me
What is there to tell. Right now I am part of the 3.6 million people unemployed and not upset about it at all. I am attending a local university and majoring in Sports and Business management. I can be very opinionated, but still respectful of others opinions. Everyone is entitled to their opinion whether I agree or disagree, that is their philosophy in life so respect it. I am neither Democrat or Republican. Some of their principles contradict each other, so how can one pick just one party. Pick the person you feel is going to help you and others at the same time. Do not just limit yourself to one party. Their is my opinion. I leave you right now with this quote from John Rawls from his book "A Theory of Justice": "Purity of heart, if one could attain it, would be to see clearly and to act with grace and self-command from this point of view."

A Little Piece Of Heaven
A Little Piece Of Heaven lyrics Before the story begins, is it such a sin, For me to take what's mine, until the end of time? We were more than friends, before the story ends, And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that Something would go wrong, Before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you Almost laughed myself to tears, (Hahahaha!) Conjuring her deepest fears (Come Here You Fucking Bitch!) Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it, Ripped her heart out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it! She was never this good in bed Even when she was sleepin' Now she's just so perfect I've Never been quite so fucking deep in It goes on, and on, and on, I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever, With a fountain to spray on your youth whenever 'Cause I really always knew that my litt

Little Moments
well i'll never forget the first time i heard, that pretty mouth say that dirty word and i can't even remember now what she backed my truck into but she covered her mouth and her face got red and she just looked so darn cute that i couldn't even act like i was mad yea i live for little moments like that well that's like just last year on my birthday, she lost all track of time and burnt the cake and every smoke detector in the house was goin off and she was just about to cry till i took her in my arms and i tried not to let her see me laugh yea i live for little moments like that i kno shes not perfect but she tries so hard for me and i thank god that she isn't cause how boring would that be it's the little imperfections, it's the sudden change in plans when she misreads the directions and we're lost but holding hands yea i live for little moments like that when she's layin on my shoulder on the sofa in the dark and about the time she falls asleep so does

Little Boy Pink...sad Poem
i think this stories sad, in the end the boy doesnt suffer ever again Little boy in a pink dress Looks pretty in bows His mother put on his make up And puts on a show His mother makes sure for daddy that he looks his best He dances in circles for daddy sick interest He’s daddy’s little girl He’s a freak but not insecure He hates it for sure But he’s daddy’s little girl When he sleeps at night he’ll lock the door Hoping daddy won’t make him perform It’s a sick world For daddy’s little girl Try to run as fast as you can No one to trust not even man They’ll turn you in Just for you to do it again Hide in the woods with your red hood From the big bad wolf Daddy’s gonna find you and punish you for good Hunt you down and make you hurt and if you tell he’ll kill your bird for mocking Him his every word Little boy puts on his pink dress Looks pretty in bows His mother knows it wrong But continues the show When they sleep in side there beds He’l

Little Dreamer
I posted this simply because Sherry didnt impose it on anyone, and it was based on chance so I wanted to see what it said. ================== RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Crawling Back HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? In dreams WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Got What You Need HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Classical Thump WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Til the End of Time WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Good to be Bad WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I'll Never Tell (LOL!) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Im Hurtin (wtf) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Dream Baby WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? A Show of Hands WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? The Deeper the Love WH

Little Life
One of my friends gave his new baby the middle name "Josephine." It's an old name, but a lovely one, and it made me think of Josephine Foster. She's a folk singer, clearly not suited to everyone's tastes, but I think some of her songs are beautiful. (And yes, some of them make me want to stick a screwdriver in my eardrum. Philips head, for extra perforation.) Foster's voice is haunting, discordant but somehow perfectly suited to a lullaby. She has the kind of voice I've heard in dreams, drifting out an open window in the nighttime. I poked around online, wanting to share some of her music with my friend. And I found this: Now I can't stop singing it. O, little life, how did you be so lucky?

The Little Girl
A Little Girl... Trapped Inside a Memory On The Outside, Living Color The Inside, Filled With Shades of Gray and Black On the Outside, Life Moves From Day-to-Day, One the Inside, Life is at a Standstill The Woman Seen as the Outside Picture Smiles, While the Little Girl on the Inside Cries... The Woman Lives the Life of What is Expected, She Does as She is Told, She Makes Everyone Happy... The Little Girl, Does Not... She Lives in Sadness and Sorrow, She Feels Nothing, Living in a World Where No One Can Find Her... She Sits in the Middle of a Room, Four Consecutive Walls Around Her... With Stress, They Move Inward; With Anger and Frustration, Depression and Loneliness,....Failure and Fear...They Move Closer... The Little Girl is Afraid, She Fears Tomorrow, The Walls Come Closer...She Screams.... No One Hears Her...

A Little More. . .
the blog about me being cheated on is just the way i feel and have been treated in relationships for the last 5-7 years. . . and asking me to show you my boobs isn't going to help me feel any better. . .

Little Child
Little Child As a child I rubbed Dandelions on my cheek. As a child I searched for Four leaf clovers. As a child I waited on Christmas eve With youthful anticipation. As a child I ate sweet tarts Cherri Flavored With screwed up lips. As a child I never looked under the bed at night Hoping for as well as fearing what I may find. As a child I was free to cry When crying was necessary. As a child I laughed when the time called for it Or anytime at all. As a child I liked the food I liked And dribbled down my chin That which I didn’t. As a child I feared the unknown And did not know fear. Now I am older Thank god the child Hasn't Left? poet

The Little Red Hen In 2009 America
THE LITTLE RED HEN simply stated........"Who will help me Plant My Wheat?" 'Not I,' said the cow. 'Not I,' said the duck. 'Not I,' said the pig. 'Not I,' said the goose. 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen. 'Not I,' said the duck.. 'Out of my classification,' said the pig. 'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow. 'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose. 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. At last it came time to bake the bread. 'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen. 'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow. 'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck. 'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig. 'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose. 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen. She bake

Little Angels(done For My Brother Jason Who Died Of Sids)
When God calls little children to dwell wih him above,We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love. For No heartache compares with the death of one small child. Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold. So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs,we who are left behind must realize God Love Children, Angels are hard to find. Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS. From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista,California. Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1987 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts.

Little 4 Year Old Cousin Has Cancer,please Read
My 4 year old little cousin is usually a happy little girl.That love's the outside and playing in the yard with her big sister,but as of Saturday the day that she was admitted into the hospital,she no longer does any of that.The doctors told her parents and family that she has Lymphoma Cancer and on top of that last night she got pneumonia.She is in so much pain that they had to put her in a medicated induced coma.Her parents are the only ones allowed in the room with her because the doctors are trying to keep the room as germ free as possible.She is only 4 and is going through so much right now.She needs as many people that can to pray for her.Please if you can get as many people as you can praying for her.Her name is Harley and she has the brightest smile.There are so many people that want to see that smile again,I am one of them.Please if you can take time out of your busy day and pray for a little girl that is going through so much in her young life. Thank you all that do pray

Little Star
Little star up so high Shinning oh so bright Brighter than all around In the darkest night sky Of all the bright stars Your shine stands out the most For you are such a little star To have the brightest shine Among all the large stars Their shine is nothing compared To the smallest star of all Up in the darkest night sky Even though your the smallest star You don't let it effect you at all For your the one with the brightest shine The biggest heart of them all Through that bright shine of yours You freely let your love show Letting all around you know Just how loving and caring you are. Wrote on ~ 12/18/2008 ~ Written By: ~ Bella Windwhistler ~

Littleteensuckers
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Little More
Laugh it off Not letting the pain through Say what they wanna hear Burrying the truth deep They think they know me Think Im so strong But Im really weak And dying inside Each day that passes Each night I spend alone The hurt seems unreal But I know it is Each time I fake a smile Or say it doesn't bother me It takes a little more of me away Breaking my heart a little more

A Little Humor
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to $h!t yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it the next day both of your a$$ cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanero peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits. Upon entering the store at first

Little More Humor
Chili Judging Contest A Texas Chili Contest. If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you! **Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and! I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they to

A Little Irish Humor
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come

A Little Tidbit In Mac A' Ghobhainn Roots
rhys gethin09-01-2007, 20:57 I was responsible for post 27. I said there was a nice (ie fine) distinction. Let me explain: in the culture I come from a man might be known as "Donald son of Thomas". (Domhall mac Thomais). That's patronymic. His surname might be MacKay. (Mac Aoidh) Which means Son of Aoidh. But Donald's father wasn't called Aoidh - it was Thomas. In fact in this case perhaps nobody's father was Aoidh, it's a archaic word for fire. While there might have been an Aoidh, it's just as likely that the clan name (clann means children) "son of fire" wasn't literal. But it's quite normal for someone to be called Domhall mac Thomais Mac Aoidh. And I'll not go into women, who commonly get called, colloquially, by their maiden names all their lives. This is where it gets complicated: Gowans (or Gowan, or Gibbon) comes from the Gaelic for a smith, which is gobhainn (pron gowaign). However people are called Mac a' Ghobhainn in Gaelic - son of the smith. But that same person w

The Little Bang Theory
Today, there was nothing quite like backing out of my driveway on the way to work and seeing Sarah and Jeffrey wave wildly at me! We had just finished “playing” with the cards from a game of Racko and they stood with their aunt Mary who’s watching them for the day. I had to stop at my house after I picked up the money at my office for my jacket – yes, spring is approaching, but it’s still cold enough with wind to not wear just a sweater – and they were all starting to decorate the house for Easter by placing window clings up. I did get enough sleep and Martha has been disciplining herself to get up early to exercise better than I have been lately. I admit that, I lose nothing by it. I had forgotten Sunday about bringing Sarah and Jeffrey up to the balcony where the church choir sings that Martha is part of. I usually resent and it shows having to stay downstairs with the kids in our nursery while Martha gallivants (love that word) because she’s so “needed” to sing soprano. But

Little Johnny's Way Of Thinking
Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

A Little Music
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful Stop me and steal my breath And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky Never revealing their depth And Tell me that we belong together Dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above And I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be loves suicide And I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life And rain falls angry on the tin roof As we lie awake in my bed And you're my survival, you're my living proof My love is alive and not dead And tell me that we belong together Dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above And I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be loves suicide And I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life And I'm dropped out, I?m burned up, I?m on my my way back

Little Help For My Friend Kanan To Godfather Plz Help!
HE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP!! THIS GUY KANAN THE DREAMCATCHER IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!!! HE NEEDS TO LEVEL !!! SO LET ALL HELP HIM !! PLZ !!! HE'S LESS THAN 200K TO GODFATHER HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GODFATHER FOR 3 YEARS I THINK ITS TIME HE BECOMES FUBARS NEXT GODFATHER HE'S LONG OVERDUE! PLEASE HELP CLICK PIC Kanan The Dreamcatcher"K.L.W. Creations"@ fubar PLEASE TELL HIM ITSURANGEL SENT YA !! THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: (¯`¤Ì†§ÚrÄñgêl¤´¯)™MÄRRÌÈÐ*²(¯`¤ ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)™ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ@ fubar

Little Eyes See Everything
Subject: Little Eyes see it all . . . WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you

A Little About Me!!!!
A little information you may not know ... and you may never wanted to know. I am a smoker, for years, as of Saturday (3/28/09) I am going to stop smoking (lol, not quit ... cause momma didn't raise a quitter .. lmao) this will make 3 times in two years ... hopefully this will be the one to last and not go back to. It's going to be hard, and I am going to cranky and a true meaning of the word BITCH ... but it will be worth it in the long run. I am also going back to basics in a few ways. I am going back to being a vegetarian, PLS understand this is a personal choice, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with PETA or saving animals or anything of that nature ... I find myself more pleasing and more relaxed when I am not stuffing my face with the by-products .. no excess growth hormones, or anti biotics (which is one reason ppl can't seem to get well, most are antibiotic resistant) I am going to a healthier and more natural Sky. For two weeks, I will not be indulging in any type of sugar

Little Old Lady:
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Little Peice Of My Art
Dance With Me the pain reminds us that nothing in life is made to last slow dancing in a puddle of mixed blood and broken glass if you cannot keep the pace with me through the darkness don't even bother provoking me when it has come to pass I am the angel playing russian roulette with the devil six chambers,three shells...I got a 50 percent chance spin the wheel,cock the hammer and another hollow click watching the devil sweat more the longer that we dance I am not built to give up and I am not wired to give in so,take this as your only warning before you approach me I will take you past the boundary lines of life and death only if you trust and keep up,will you make it out safely

Little Angels
Little Angels When God calls little children to dwell wih him above, We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love . For No heartache compares with the death of one small child . Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold .So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old . God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view .Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs , we who are left behind must realize God Love Children , Angels are hard to find . Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS . From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista , California . Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1887 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts ,

Little Johnny Lol
A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Barak Obama fans. Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Barak Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

Little Things
It's just the little homely things,The unobtrusive, friendly things.The "wont-you-let-me-help-you" thingsThat make our pathway light--And its just the jolly, joking things,The "never-mind-the-trouble" things,The "laugh-with-me, it's funny" thingsThat make the world seem bright.For the countless famous things,The wonderous, record-breaking things,THose "never-can-be-equalled" thingsThat all the papers cite,Arent like the little human things,The everyday-encountered things,The "because-I-like-you" thingsThat make us happy quite.So here's to all the simple things,The dear "all-in-a-day's-work" things,The "smile-and-face-your-troubles" thingsTrust God to put them right!The "done-and-then-forgotten" things,The "can't-you-see-I-love-you" things,The hearty "I-am-with-you" thingsThat make like worth the fight.

A Little Of Me
ok I don't know what to write?.... I am a bisexual women, who just loves the phyfical form! men as well as women! I just love to touch the softness of skin on my skin, in my mouth! Ok I think I'll stop her and go play with my toy(I'm wet just thinking of it) bye bye for now!

Little Boy At Nude Beach.cute :) T/u
Little Boy at Nude BeachA mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach. And the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

Little Fun
Learn a lot of little known things about your friends and family.Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Copy the note, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then tag a few good friends and family INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about your friends and family.Have FUN!!!Three names I go by:1. Ellen2. LN3. ElThree Jobs I have had in my life1. Nursey Director at a church2. Housekeeper/Tech at Hospital3. Direct Care ProviderThree Places I have lived1. SW side of Cedar Rapids2. NW side of Cedar Rapids 3. More than likely Marion as of a few weeksThree Favorite drinks1. Water2. Pepsi3. Orange Juice Three TV Shows that I watch1. Grey's Anatomy2. Burn Notice 3. HouseThree places I have been1. Chicago, Illinois(my favorite town)2. Honolulu, Hawaii3. Orlando and Miami, FloridaPeople who e-mail me regularly1. My mom2. My Aunt 3. Jason Three of my favorite foods1. Chicken Nuggets2. Ra

Little Families Big World
Ok, so this blog is not going to be my usual spicy and evil little self. I was sitting looking out the window yesterday, listening to the sounds of the crickets chirping outside. I sat and thought about where my life is going and all the people who have recently entered within my little world. I have met some wonderful people in my lifetime, but never ones like the ones I know now. When I had first came to visit this family they took me in as one of their own. No questions asked. This family has already given me so much. Not material wise. I am speaking of internally. I wish all families had the bond and strength as the one in which I am speaking of. I have never before seen such love, togetherness, strength, and forgivness as in this family. In today's society, unfortunatly most people are to busy with their own little lives then to worry about another. However, this family realizes the meaning of the word family. They are how are generations from the past used to b

A Little Surprise
So today I desided to take the kids out for lunch. while there they say that they would like to go to Wal-Mart to get new coloring books. So after our nice little lunch of to Wal-mart we go. So we are in and out which is pretty new cause i could spend hours with the kids there. (not a big shocker) So off on the long drive home we go. we live out in the boonies pretty much. While we drive down the wooded road i see a lil thing run across the road. I slam on my brakes trying to avoid what ever it is. Then I pull off to the side of the road cause I don't want anyone else to hit this little animal. To my surprise it was a baby kitten who has lost its mommy. She could be no more than 5 weeks old. I look around on both sides of the road. there was no mommy and no more kittens. So being the animal lover that I am I scoop up the little gal and bring her home. Of course the kids see her and fall in love with her and to my next surprise the dogs love her to. My other cat hates he with a

Little Girl Gone
Little girl gone is what they say. A young life taken, taken away. With no one to help her, she was all alone. Now she's gone, gone away to a better home. Now God can protect her from evils sin. And may her soul be free, free to feel the wind. May her memory be a lesson. A price that no one should have to pay to learn. But a lesson that life is priceless, And no one should have to yearn. It's hard to say but a life so young was taken away. She was taken from us, but evil will not win. And justice will be served for this awful sin. Know that we can be angry, and we can be sad. But also know the best thing to do is remember what we had. A little girl who's smile blew you away. A little girl who loved to play Remember all the things she liked to do. Remember all the dreams she wished one day would come true. So let her story be a story we all tell. Cause every one needs to know, About the little girl who went through hell.

~little Dick ~
Little Dick Murphy little dic...: hahaha.so your the guy that buys 30 day blasts for chicks on here who are actually guys posting pics of chicks from porno sites.lmfao.you're a bright one guido..: it'd would be great to know who they are....and thx for the insight....it's hard keeping up with everything sometimes....and ur right...it's not that bright if that's happening...thank you. This is what I signed on to today...I came on with hopes of helping My Precious Friend "Black Widow" with her Happy Hour but missed it by one hour...sorry C. I only try to help and never ask anything in return...if I have sent gifts, bling, blasts, etc to someone posing as something other that who they really are then that is more a reflection on them then on me. I'm not here for Tits and Ass...I'm here for friends and sometimes flirtations. "Little Dick Murphy" sent that message to me...I don't know him from Adam and if he knows about a fake poser then he should step up and expose them to keep thi

The Little Steps
Every day we are together, we take a little step,closer to each other from the day that we first met.We started out as just good friends, we planned it from the start,we left it to the little steps to guide our loving hearts.Every day we are together, we take a little step,as we learn new things about each other, with each other we are less inept.Each step together finds common ground, on which our friendship's based,important little steps these are, our foundations are better placed.Every day we are together, we take a little step,each step becomes more intimate, each step becomes more heartfelt.Our feelings for each other, now surface to the fore,from like to love, they're changing form, our love is growing more.Every day we are together, we take a little step,our love for each other is quickening pace, from each other we can't be kept.Our love is growing ever stronger, to blossom like a flower,when we're apart, we pine away, whilst counting down the hours.Every day we are together,

Little Ones
Little ones are so adorable when you have them running around the place. You can't get enough of them saying mommy and daddy as they try so hard to get your attention. We love our little ones so much that we can be a bit over protective of them. Now they may be all grown up they will always be our little ones.

Little Bit About Me :)
this is a little bit about me. i'm not sure where to start actually. normally i'm a very private person,but i was given the conviction to not be quite so private,mysterious and hard to get to. i recieved this confirmation/conviction today due to my recent rejection by all of my friends,family and my most dearest friend i have ever had in my whole lifetime. i am a christian now. it has taken me over 30 years before i asked god into my life. im probably not considered a newbie christian anymore,but i'm not sure what the criteria is for that. i still feel like one lol. i'm not educated or scholarly in those things. i have always been genuine with people,but very hard to reach. i am changing that because i was asked to do so,hence this blog. it's not somthing i'd normally do ever,but it must be done. i am part japanese and was raised buddhist by my japanese mom. my father was raised christian,but i don't ever recall him practicing christianity. i never knew if he believed in god or ever as

A Little Intro To Something Regarding Positive Energy
I have this "fetish" for positive energy. Now, I have to say that this is more than positive thought. Energy in and of itself is what we imminate from our existance everyday that we inhabit the planet. We have positive energy and negative energy: "We are all affected by positive and negative energy whether we realize it or not. You can learn how to raise the level of your vibration -- your frequency -- to benefit yourself and humankind in miraculous ways."-- Masaru Emoto, author of The Hidden Messages in Water""Many indicators tell us we are about to experience a rapid transition to a new world that will change the essential nature of who we are and how we understand reality. Transcending the coming chaos is possible with the toolset provided here. Frequency is an unprecedented gift for the person who is ready to evolve."-- John L. Petersen, founder of The Arlington Institute and author of A Vision for 2012"Seeing ourselves as energy beings is the most important breakthrough of our ti

The Little Things
The last couple months I have been thinking about all the relationships I have ever been in. I noticed a pattern which I have been working on breaking. I seem to always be the one trying to become closer to the person im with or interested in. I go out of my way to leave the little things all the time to let them know I care. The little notes all over , the texts here and there saying Miss you , thinking of you etc, I realized the men I have been with have never actually gone out of there way to make me feel like they were thinking of me or missed me . To make me feel important to them in some way. I realized this pattern a while back and have put down my foot and stopped what it seemed to be chasing after someone. If I was important to them then they would be texting me , or leving little notes just to let me know they care. I wont get emotionally attached when I think someone isn't intrested enough to think about me , the little things or my emotions.

Little Angels
When God calls little children,To dwell with him above.We mortals sometimes question,The wisdom of his love..For no heartache compares withThe death of one small childWho does so much to make our worldSeem wonderful, and mild..Perhaps God tires of callingThe aged to his fold,And so he picks a rosebud,Before it can grow old..God knows how much we need them,And so he takes but few,To make the land of HeavenMore beautiful to view..Believing this is difficultStill, somehow we must try,The saddest word mankind knowsWill always be "Goodbye"..So when a little child departs,We who are left behindMust realize, God loves children..Angels are hard to find.

A Little More "about Me"
Well I have been doing some thinking as late and while I always new an "About Me" section would never ever be finished, I have determined that its definitely a "living" document that will be expounded on from time to time. Most of the time it's going to grow from some experience that I have had that has affected me in such a way that there is a personal shift in my way of thinking, way of living or way of being and such. Other times it's just going to be updated to include things that were overlooked previously and that should be stated because too many assumptions (a bad thing by the way) were made about me, about things, etc. So... first on the list for some truly dear friends of mine: I do NOT have ESP. I am not Clairvoyant on even a minute level. I do not own a crystal ball, and I am not a mindreader. Honestly, if these are skills that everyone else on the planet has and I don't, then I was apparently wandering around on the day they gave those out. I didn't even see those

Little Old Ladies Rock
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Brother ( For Jlo)
I have watched you grow up since you were fourteen and you always think you know everything. I treasure all the times we have shared together and all the times we made each other laugh. When I left you 2 months ago I feel like I left behind part of my soul. You and I have a very special connection I never want us to lose, but you are there and I am here and my heart is oh so bruised. I feel like I have abandonded you and left you behind. I don't want you to feel that way because it's just not true. We may not have the same parents but your my little brother and I love you. I never want you to forget about me or the times we shared. You are forever in my heart and the thought of never getting to laugh with you again makes me sad and scared. I don't want things to be this way but this is the way life is. When you get older you will understand that I never wanted to leave you.. You are my best friend. ::::: For my little brother Johnathan aka JLO :::::: Ravyn

Little Johnny & April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

Little Squishy Aka Compton's Miracle!lol
So 18 weeks along and Due Sept.20th.We find out if our baby is a boy or girl the day before our anniversary.So excited!Unforturnetly my Hubby deploys once again over seas a few months after.But doesn't mean we aren't taping all the firsts for him.Just going to be a little difficult is all.We have the names picked out as Vivian Diane Kaylynn or Jaxson James Lee.Well I'll keep an update.If you just got a nasty remark for this blog turn yourself around and don't come back.Peace,Sylvia

A Little Information....
I posted several stash items through out the night. Most of them are Alvin and the Chipmunk videos...what can I say, I love that shit!The last 2 videos are from our Cruise video that we purchased from Carnival. The "Setting Sail" video has a couple seconds of my sons on it. I marked them in their spot and I even tell you the minute & second where the'll be in the title so you can just go right to it.The "Deck Party" video is about 10 minutes long and has a lot of me, Allison, Simon and my husband. I marked me a couple times and my husband once. Can you find me the rest of the time? I would rather you watch and comment them than to rate pictures and stuff...lolAnyway, take a look at them and tell me what you think!

~little Dick2...jealous Fella~
OOOOKK...here we go again.....just finished a bomb and was talking with friends here...when out of nowhere comes a little dick and buys one of my 'fu-owned' friends....she is new to me but has sincere and kind words on her page....well, silly guido thinks this is a fun site and we all try to raise the fu-value of those we 'own' as fun and games..... Next this dude starts to 'fu-kill' my buzz....no worries...I have many friends that help out there. Now here comes my problem and what I have issue with....he starts hitting my good friend's shout box and telling them stupid shit about me 'leaving his girl friend alone'.....trouble is...she is sending me messages on how happy she is that I fu-own here.....weird huh. It gets better.....he tells my friend that I will 'go broke' and he has enough power as an Evil Oracle to keep killing my fubuzz....(whoop te doo). My friend counters with she has enough power to keep shitfacing me.....Now, I don't care if some asshat doesn't like me or says

Little Mann From A Land Of Spice And Curry-rap
sHort man came from a far eastern land a dreamers gotta dream to fill his heart desire to be heard music from the city light has lead to seek you out to place where people die daily in quicksand flows of music that drift little man to a new land facing with a new hands a fiens addiction for fire rock reminisse of there first hit passions their heart with conpirecy as customer sneak,hide,and avoid the popo for just to chance switch 20 bucks for a dub from a man while hes standing but we all gotta eat someway so folks please understand them it’s at an era where taking care of your self takes an earlier age if you want to be able last in this game, twelves yeara old trying

Little Mans Lending Hand-bad Pass Poem
As thoughts come rushing in as a cry I wondered. My boy didn’t have to die it wasn’t his time So I take a sip of the henie and pour some for my little boy and his girl jenny Now jenny is not dead shes still here but it for serves a purpose and its all about the principles Reminnincing about the crazy times and crimes we did together Two young boys with the same dreams and heart I swear I thought we would’ve died together He was a little man but he was always holding the biggest strap I’m talking about ak,,glock nines,,and magnums, big, with a heart to match Little man had a habbit to blink in one of his eye Playings jokes and saying “can you see me” hiding behind his right side Little mac had a scar on his ear from being bitten He didn’t like cats and allergic to the smell of kittens But now im am going spill my emotion its about that time Dam L.M you should’nt have gone alone,you could’ve called me I had your back

A Little Wisdom (to Tell The Tooth)
I just got back from the dentist. The root cause of the problem appears to be my wisdom tooth on the upper left hand side. I made an appointment for Monday to have it removed. Since I have never had one removed, I do not know what to expect. Would it be possible to have it removed on Monday and then be back to work on Tuesday? I am going to give it a shot, I suppose if I feel like I can't make it on Tuesday, I'll jut have to call in, though I want to avoid it if at all possible since I ended up taking off Friday and now Monday as well.

A Little Too Much Sun
Erica and Keith walked onto the beach. They were a good match for each other and made a nice couple. They were both tall and had long legs and arms. They both had blonde hair, his short and hers long. They both worked out and hat fit, tone bodies. And both of them were quite tan. They quickly set up thier spot on the beach, laying down blankets next to each other. "Hummm...feel that sun," says Keith, as he quickly laied out on his towel, and closed his eyes. "Yes, well, don't forget a little lotion, " Said Erica, "The sun is hot today, hot enough to melt you away!" she laughed a bit at her bad joke. "Don't be a baby," siad Keith, "I'll put some lotion on when a start to feel the burn." "If you say so tough guy." she said, "Ill be right back, I need to use the little girls room." Keith gave a slight nod and watched her walk away. Then closed his eyes and let the sun just beat down on him. He got quite hot, quite quickly and just as quickly dozed off

A Little Introduction
Hello Fubar, I'm just a regular guy, kind hearted and honest. I've travelled quite a bit, and I've been married once. Presently I'm dating and looking for friends. If by chance I should meet that special lady, then so be it. I'm very laid back and love pretty things. I enjoy horseback riding, water sports, riding my motorcycle, camping, hiking, and believe it or not I am a romantic. Chivalry is not dead lol. Don't be afraid to talk to me please.

A Little Sad...
So on the ticker scroll there was an article about Mike Tyson's daughter being strangled by a cord on a treadmill machine...poor child is not doing well...but what made me sad is that the story was started off with telling where the picture of Mike Tyson was taken....he was walking out of court for something else...what does it matter? The poor guy's daughter is in on life support and his past has to be brough up? Just kinda bothers me is all...

A Little Beetle Story
This past year has been a very interesting one, to say the least. I've had changes forced upon me that I hated and didn't understand. I felt alone. At times, I felt unloved and unlovable. But I learned a lot. I had adventures that I would have never had. I walked 60 miles by myself, but made great friends in the process. I heard stories that reminded me of everything that I had in life. I went places by myself (something I have never been comfortable with) and introduced myself to new people. I impulsively went to an all day seminar of Mike Dooley's. I started meditating again. I started praying again. And this time, not to take away the bad things, but just thankful, joyous prayer for all that I have and the many blessing in my life. Change is hard. I've never really liked it. But it is often so very good. This year last year has been one of the best years of my life. It has been the year were I started to actually really BELIEVE that I was truly a Goddess, and

A Little Coin... B4 You Join... Freebies At Ebizpros.us
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Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action
I was getting kinda tiredOf her endless chatterNothing I could sayEver seemed to matterSo I took a little driveJust to clear my headI saw a flashing neon up aheadIt looked like a placeTo find some satisfactionWith a little less talkAnd a lot more actionI paid the man at the doorAnd pushed my way to the barShouted for a drinkOver a screaming guitarA drunk on a stoolTried to mess with my headBut I didn't even listenTo a word he saidI knew somewhereAmid all this distractionWas a little less talkAnd a lot more actionA little less talkIf you pleaseA lot more lovingIs what I needLet's get on downTo the main attractionWith a little less talkAnd a lot more actionWell she was fighting them offAt a corner tableShe had a longneck bottleShe was peeling the labelThe look on her faceIt was perfectly clearShe said somebody pleaseGet me out of hereThe look she shot meThrough the glass refractionSaid a little less talkAnd a lot more actionA little less talkIf you pleaseA lot more lovingIs what I needLe

Little Green Snakes
Little Green Snakes Green Garden Grass Snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a loud scream. The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him in the butt. He thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out. About that time the snake came out from

A Little Sign From God We Must Not Ignore...
@ Is darkness the presence of evil or the absents of light. When you have a candle do you now how a shadow of darkness? Are shadows Gods way of telling us every one is a little bit evil ? Is it God trying to remind us to live the best we can and not dwell over mistakes because no one is perfect? I think it might be. I don’t know about anyone else but I believe our shadows are a metaphor put right in front of us. I believe it’s a metaphor many people over look. @ When you look at a shadow you see darkness. An object blocking the light from view. When you sin you are covering the truth with lies, darkness. We associate sin with darkness because we are all in some way scared of the dark. We are all in some way scared of the evil that that is in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US. @ Our shadow is God’s way of telling us “ Stop being afraid, Stop 2nd and 3rd guessing everything you do.” If you would just be you , you could help some one, you could be the light

Little About ~ladyfaith!
So, I'm not much for blogging really. Don't feel you all need to know every little detail of my life. But figured I would post a little bit more about myself. Let's see. I will soon be 28 years old. I'm a single mom of 2 beautiful little girls who are my entire world. They are 6 and 8 years old. Currently single. Liking it that way really. Don't have much time for dating now a days anywho. Currently working for a helpline call center. Gotta love being yelled at on a daily basis, right? I'm also a full time student. Working on my AA in BA with a concentration in Healthcare Admin. Due to graduate in Novemeber of 2009. Only took me 10 years after graduating high school to get a college degree, but I'm doing it! Not sure if I want to continue on with schooling or not. Figure I will know by Novemeber what I want to do. Hopefully life will be fairly calm by then. So there is a little about me. If you want to know anything else.....ask!!! Till then.... ~LadyFaith~

A Little Something
We arent close anymore... hooks ripped from our hearts, only ghosts remain. We can see them... sometimes. Reminding of what was. Causing more pain of loss... why cant we just close our eyes and pretend that life never took this turn? Missing you, missing me... wishing that our longing could just get us through. Staring at smiles in photographs... fuck today, wanting yesterday. Only ghosts remain... hands grasping at the mist of past memories. Hearts still beating... for reasons we dont understand, I thought I couldnt live without you, you thought life with me was all that mattered. Each day still churns... digging up our emotional cores. With Ghosts, pain, regret, and loss at our heels we still walk forward... searching for what feels right. Where is the right that we belong? When will the day come when the ghosts are just our smiles... reflecting understanding.

Littlle Boys Lesson
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his tem p er at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

A Little Political Humor
"The governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is angry with me. Fuming, angry, seeing red, and has called me 'pathetic.'...But, I won't kid you. I was feeling a little depressed when I heard that the Governor was mad at me and called me 'pathetic.' To cheer myself up, I went out and spent $150,000 on clothes, and I feel better now." --David Letterman "What an honor it is for you to have me here, and what a thrill it is to bring my show to the men and women in the U.S. military in Iraq. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Iraq. The country so nice, we invaded it twice." --Stephen Colbert, airing his show in front of U.S. troops in Iraq as part of "Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando" "But you know, it must be nice here in Iraq, because I understand some of you keep coming back again, and again, and again. ... The good news is, you've earned enough frequent flier miles for a free ticket to Afghanistan." --Stephen Colbert "You know who was in town this weekend, went to a Yankee game? Sarah

A Little Disappointed...
There are a couple of people around here I'm a little disappointed with today...Is it so hard to wish someone you're supposedly good friends with a happy birthday? And I definitely know these people were on....But anyways... Thank you to everyone who has made this day great! I appreciate every gift and well wish I got today! *group hug*

A Little Early History Of Me.
When human consciousness evolves sufficiently the need and purpose for religion will evaporate. Spirituality is very real. To deny spirituality would be to deny ourselves. Religion is a man-made device created by men who needed something to believe in. It is a farce. A mystical explanation was needed to give reasoning to a newly developed world view with a newly developing thought process. Don't get me wrong now most of what I believe in could be described as mystical or mythical but this a different point for consideration. When I was born into this life, my parents were Jehovah's Witnesses. Before you discount my further statements, understand that my adult world view could not be further from the one I was born into. As a child I was fully enveloped in the ministry of said religious purpose. My mom taught me to read by the time I was four. By age five I was proficient enough for public speaking. At age six I was reading and preaching from the bible on a stage in front of Hundreds o

Little Man
Well i got me a new little man in my life to love the cutest little thing ever. His father still hasnt seen him and he almost 3 months old. his father has missed out on the first smiles the first laughes and giggle how big he is getting its his fault and if i have it my way the asshole will never see him ever. little man was born march 30th a week early he was 7 pounds 13.5 ounces 19 inches long and SOOOOO cute.

A Little Truth
So I'm genuinely sorry that people died and stuff but holy fuck if I hear Thriller one more goddamn time I'm going to go on a murderous rampage. Also, I'm so proud that Leia approves of me... · ╚»Princess.Leia... became your fan! · ╚»Princess.Leia... rated you a '10'! Along with a can of fuweiser was this message: "I stopped by to re-rate your profile and fanned you in the past. If you could take a sec, and rate my profile and fan me, great! Have a great week! Click the pic below to access my pics. 'Princess Leia luvs bling -Laurie" She's lucky I just don't have the energy to be a cunt tonight.

A Little About Me
Name: Sonia Birthday: March 24 Birthplace: El Paso Current Location: El Paso Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Red right now. lol Height: 5'6 or 5'7 Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Your Heritage: Latina "MEXICANA" The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers Kswiss Your Weakness: Partying!! Your Fears: CLOWNS! Your Perfect Pizza: Mmmm Hawaiin!!

Littles
Over the past few years something new has emerged in our area... We have more people developing sides of themselves and dynamics based on the "littles" concept. I will admit at first this held no appeal to me other then they are fun to have as friends at parties. [They bring barbies and like to color!] As time has passed, my fascination has become an understanding of sorts. It's with the "little girls" I feel the closest bond. I know what it feels like to be a scared little girl with a naughty side just looking for the person who could make you feel safe, love you inspite of your temper/behavior and perhaps even help you grow up. I have that kind of feeling when my "five year old" comes out. My five My five is a DOMINANT SADIST. I have no idea if she is trying to work through my feelings of powerlessness as a child [which there were many of, as I always felt like an adult trapped in a child's body] OR if she is the very core of the mean bitch I am in total. She's the one who IS a

A Little Dessert Before Dinner
After a time of cuddling, you feel my hands caressing you, up and down your spine while I gaze into your eyes. I am sending you a silent message that I want to give you more. You smile saying, "what is it baby?" My eyes smile along with my full soft lips. "I think you could use some pampering, and nourishment after that love session." I lean in closer, take a nip at your lower lip and say, "be right back." I stand, knees still trembling from the rocking orgasms you gave me earlier. You see my naked body, the shape of my ass as it sways with each dainty step. I turn and look at you over my shoulder, and smile devilishly. You lay there wondering just what I am doing and how could we possibly have a marathon fuck so quickly after the last explosive moment we just shared. You rub your head, and sigh. Your cock begins to awaken, but you are so relaxed, you are unaware. I return to find you nearly asleep. I've got some warm caramel topping in a little tub, I lay it o

A Little News Just So U Kno Lol
i just want everyone to know for starters RL Is Numero Uno,and i have had alot going on in the past 5 days.... i AM NOT ignoring you guys, i appreciate all the fu luvins and i am glad to have friends like u all.. i havent returned luv since thursday or said thank you to anyone that has bombed me or sent me gifts and i feel bad about it.... Things have really sucked for me since Thursday night , We had a death in the family and that was horrible, always hard to deal with death!! i think we all know that ... And then the iceing on the cake friday my moms found out some reallly really bad news about her health.. so im sure u all kno i havent felt like or had time to be on fubar :-( Although it looks like i am logged in 24/7 because for some ungodly reason i cant log fubar off of my blackberry .. so it is just staying logged in all the time and i have ppl in shout thinkin i am ignoring them, and that isnt the case at all !!! i just kinda wanted u all to know the deal cus i am sure

Little Bruce
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are inlove. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes toJenny's father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are inlove and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'WellBruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In Jenny'sroom. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'llneed to support Jenny.'Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks aweek and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and thatshould do us just fine.'Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'WellBruce, it seems like you have everyth

Little Princess (by Hevvyd)
Little princess, why do you weep?Has the sun left you and gone to sleepOr is it because you’re lonely, restless, and meekLittle princess has God not blessed you with a beautiful child?Has he not given you His love in the eyes of a child?Little princess, why do you sigh?Have all of God’s angels left you without any stars in the skyOr is it because time has slipped through your hands, and all that’s left are grains of yourMost painful timesLittle princes has God not embraced you and warmed you with his heartDid he not lay down his life, just to set you a part?Little princess, why do you hide?Are you scared someone will see the child inside?Or is it easier to hide your fears, when no one is around to see your crystal tearsLittle princess don’t be silent, tell God what you seekIf He made the heavens, I’m sure He has what you needLittle princess He wants to make amends, just hand him the pieces and His angels will mend.

A Little Behind!
Ok so my last post was December of 2007. WEll In Feb 2008 i had to have Hernia repair surgery thanks to my last surgery! THat took forever to heal from..like months!! Then May 8,2008 exactly 1 year to the date of the original dignosis I was in a pet scan machine to see the extent of the cancer that had returned in my liver! That's right...it came back!! I had to have more than half of my liver resected...Well that surgery went well..;and I was out of the hospital after only a week! Of course a month later I was back int eh hospital because it seems that I had picked up MRSA STAPH fromt eh hospital..which was a different hospital then all my other surgeries. So Of course I went back to Baptist my favorite hospital where I know most of the staph by name and they know me. I was there for 9 days and it really sucked..it was horribly depressing knowing my kids were off to their first day of school and I was missing it, but the infection forced me into another surgery! Nothing like h

A Little Bout Me
was sup ppl new on flube as you all know a little bout my i have twin wonderful twin boys im a single father they live with me ther mom chooses not to have anything to do to them.I posted a few pics of them and ugly me >.> but for you single ladies around ohio hit me up if you want to cat to get to know me or jsut to be friends

The Little Things In Your Daily Life
#yiv1214146659 .ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} #yiv1214146659 .ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;} The Little Things in Your Daily Life > > As you might remember, the head of a company survived > 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. > > Another fellow was alive because it was > His turn to bring donuts. > > One woman was late because her > Alarm clock didn't go off in time. > > One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike> Because of an auto accident. > > One of them > Missed his bus. > > One spilled food on her clothes and had to take> Time to change. > > One's > Car wouldn't start. > > > One couldn't > Get a taxi. > > The one that struck me was the man > Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, > Took the various means to get to work > But before he got there, he developed > a blister on his foot.. > > He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. > That is why he is alive today.. > > > Now when

A Little Louisiana History Lesson
In case you didn't know…….. A Little Louisiana history lesson If Hurricane Katrina causing the levees to break in New Orleans is the only thing you know about Louisiana , here are a few more interesting facts about the Bayou State :* Louisiana

A Little Pissed
I absolutely hate being ignored! I've really felt as if people are ignoreing me as of lately. I feel as if in the lounge I'm a staff member to ignores everything I say, and I in fact am only talking to myself. I'm me.... THis is who I am, i'm not gonna pretend to be someone i'm not to get some people on a website to like me. I'm all so pissed because people don't understand what married/commited relationship means, i will not, i don't want to, and I'm not interested in cybering with ANYONE, stop asking, stop trying to... AND NO I WILL NOT SEND BOOB PICTURES! i just don't know what to do, I don't know what I'm going to do. I just feel like maybe this isn't the place for me, or maybe I need to shop around and see where is for me on this site.... I just don't want to always feels like im talking to myself... It sucks. and 90% of the time thats how i feel.

Little Kenny
LITTLE KENNY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Kenny.He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'The teacher replies

A Little Update For My Dear Friends...
Stopping in to say hello to everyone & tell you how much I miss you all! My heart is so touched, my dear & wonderful family of friends. I really appreciate all the love, caring, concern, support, thoughts & prayers from each & everyone of you. I want to let you know my brother in law is well on the road to a full recovery. He is awake now & there are no signs of brain damage, thank God. He is still healing & having physical therapy for his bodily injuries with hopes of coming home soon. It has been a long journey for him & all of us but life is getting back to normal again. I am so grateful for all of you & just want you to know how very much it means to have you in my life & especially in my heart. I hope everyone is doing good & I look forward to being here with you again soon. Heartfelt hugs & love from my heart to yours ~ Loey

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted

A Little Vent....
Sometimes all a fella can do is wish. I'm here alone, after my life was torn, I'm trying to make the best of it, But my heart is wishing it was never born, I'm trying to hard to climb these streets, But damn sometimes that climb just seems too steep. So I'm looking for a god damn friend, Is that so hard to find? Too much to ask for? I need someone to forge a bond with. But saying those words make me sound desperate. This shouldn't be so damn hard. I expect miracles of myself,

Little Johnny
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said, ’Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Little Johnny, ’Abraham Lincoln, 1863'. The teacher snapped at the class, ’Class, you should be ashamed; Little Johnny knows more about history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, ’I’m gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks, ’All right!!! Now who said that!?' Again, Lit

A Little Down Time......
Alright. So I had a little down time today, which was nice. I decided to use it to do a couple things to the bike, get a better look at things, and I'm glad I took a better look. My rear tire has got to be replaced. No if's ands or buts about it. I have a replacement for it already though (cause I rock like that). I also just didn't like the way the fender on the front looked, so off with it! Then I got to thinking about the Tachometer, and why it wasn't working. After investigation, I discovered the cable was broke, so again, off with it and it's missing brother the speedometer! It was starting to come together, or come apart nicely, lol. The other day I was cruising around, just for fun, enjoying the sun. Sumbeach almost sideswiped me, so I got to thinking, how can I make myself more noticable? Then it hit me. Make it louder. How to do that? Mufflers. Lose them. Done. I uploaded a few more pics, so you all can see where we stand, and I uploaded a vid to youtube so y

A Little Gem From Ellie
I'm in a strange frame of mind today. I was re-rating my good friend Ellie(she's in my fam...check her out :) ) and I came across her about me and had to steal it. heehee I am not QUITE at this point yet but it's a goal I'd like to attain.:D the truth of the matter is...no one really knows us but ourselves.our deepest, darkest, innermost dwellings.our capabilities, our limitations, our intentions.even those we let inside only know what we allow them to see.afraid?possibly...of what the judging eyes would do when faced with the realities of who we truly are.maybe even more terrified of the possibilities of vulnerability.naked in a room full of prying eyes, tearing apart of flaws and those insulting insecurities.when we are faced with people who can see through us, the facade that is the mirage we portraythe role we play, exposed as a farce led behind the smoke and mirrorscontradictory compositions of what we say and what we doin our everyday tricks and games...we are stunned. shocked.

A Little Caught Up
To Him,We met our freshman year of college. I was already in a relationship with my high school sweetheart and I would have sworn that me and him would never break up so I told you that you didn't have a chance.However I thought you were cool so we became friends. I'd bump into you on an occasional basis and our conversations would be memorable to me. Then all of sudden I realized I liked you...Wait a minute...I like you? How could this happen? I have a man already.But then I didn't like you. But then before I knew it I liked you again. You were the type to get your way with all the girls so I never thought you'd consider me after I shut you down only a year ago. But now you are telling me you want me?! I didn't expect that. Now you are telling me that you want to be my man...that you will take care of me and want to be there for me even if I do have a man? O my God...I don't like to say his name in vain...but what am I going to do now. I was so sure that the love of my life was the gu

A Little Excited
I got an email from the producer about my ghost photo. Waiting to hear back from him. He wants to set up a time either Tuesday or Wednesday to talk to be about experiences I've had at Alcatraz. We'll see if it actually happens. Other than that, starting the vacation off on a high note for mom. Taking her to a Bears game tonight. Club seats on the 50 yard line. (Got them from a client of ours. LOL) The tickets are $350 a piece. Like I could afford that! LMAO

A Little About Me
My name is Jonathan Paul. I am a 17 year old student from London, England, who spends half the year in the U.S on foreign exchange. In my spare time I look after my Staffordshire bull terrier, Sam, and run my own work at home, Online Business Opportunities and Article Submission site sites. I enjoy hill walking and playing guitar - not together..lol. I am also a qualified web designer. I love all animals and own Siberian Huskies, Chihuahuas, and Beagles.

Little Ralphy On Math....
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy.He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?'The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

A Little More About Me....... I Guess
so I have this fu friend (not a close one, i don't actually talk to her) who is posting pics that "describe her" things about the causes she supports. So i thought maybe i would blog a little about me. well first off I am a TOTAL DORK ...... and I love it. anything funny with a little wit is awesome to me. If it is popular i MIGHT like it, but not because it is popular, but because i actually took it on its own merit. There are very little causes i believe in. I don't go green with everything but i do believe in the balance of things that can be proven. I don't buy the carbon argument dur to a lack of evidence. nor do I believe in global warming. Music is not my life in fact i rarely listen to it. It saddens me to see so many support and help groups out there. my belief is that although there are a few people who truly cannot help themselves, the overwhelming of majority can help themselves but refuse to do so and make excuses as to why they cannot. In fact almost an

Little About Me
Ok I am not good at this so i will just make it short and sweet. I am a truck driver and spend alot of time away from home, I don't have any set hours I drive. on some days i drive from morning till night and others i drive all night and sleep during the day. if i am on here then i have some down time and able to rate and socialize. weekends are hit and miss on if i am here or not. I love rating pics and have been known to rate up to 500 plus pics in an hour if my wireless connection is good. so if you see me on your page and its not happy hour don't panic because chances are its the only time i have to rate and i try and rate alot and often. i am an easy going guy. I will however put this out there now, I do not have the means to buy cash gifts at this time. Since both my mom and dad have died from cancer i donate $10,000 a year to cancer research. But if i do get a bling pack i do bling my friends when i can. I am not a the hottie type of guy but i think i do have a heart of gold. I

A Little Something About Me ...
I have come through the tunnel of darkness. The one that takes us down and makes us wonder if we are ever gonna feel free and light again. I suffered severe depression, PTSD blah blah blah, and a myriad of other things due to experiences in my life. And we all have them, experiences I mean, and we all deal with things in a different way. I have never been one to be rude and insulting. Direct perhaps, but not insulting and definitely not rude. I often use sarcasm, and my feminine wiles to get my point across. Hell, why have the body of a woman, if I am not going to use it to communicate in a feminine way. This is the temple chosen by my spirit to undertake its' journey in this life. I rarely turn people away and only have four people on my 'blocked' list. Three of which were put on only the other day. Why ?? Simply because anyone that degrades and downplays another individual, and their input in an insulting, demeaning and degrading way, cannot be my friend and is definitely

A Little About Me
This is a test (from me and to myself) to see how well I know myself. Obviously I know my name. (I choose not to tell you my real name though) :) I know my age. (though I could be lying about that too ^_^) I know where I live. (Okay I definitely lied there lol, pick one out of my photo albums... ^_^) I know that I hate school, but some things are fun like the electives. Its hard though. Criminal Justice for example, is hard but interesting. Im on my last year of english but it suckssss. I'm stuck on math and may have to do some credits at Adult School to finish up my math credits in an easier way. I wanted to do a blood drive but I don't know where to look for people who are interested in helping. I get headaches alot. I smoke ... and I drink alot. I have as much fun as I can. I take whatever opportunity sounds good to me, if it seems like a once in a lifetime chance, or taking whatever I can get. Bad things have happened to me... but lets not go there. I try to focus on the good, bu

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A Little Verbal Birth Control?.... Read
a little verbal birth control?.... READ NO ONE EVER ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS BEFORE CONCEPTION Explain to me the urge to have children? Do you really want to be responsible for bestowing your massed knowledge and morals on a genetic bundle of shared chromosomes?(that may or may not murder you at some point) Sooner or later that little shit machine will develop an opinion of his or her own to match that ass hole they have been crapping your hard earned dollars out for at that point 13 or so years (only five to go...if your lucky) And talk all you want about how cute kids are... Sure those moments of pride and even shame perhaps, come and go, ask your self (before you make a baby) is it all really going to be worth the amount of time you lose just making sure you, and they obey the law? By that I mean your and their legal obligation by United States law... They force you to make that person go to school, not do drugs and stay fully clothed in public places! and in o

Little Fish.
Brad's tellin me all about it.Still swimmin in the events and various bodily fluids.She's in the can. I'm on the stoop.It's too cold for this shit tonight.But she'll want to talk. She'll want to reach around my ribsI never understood that.Girlsand my shoulders.I'm casing the short fence for a hop-overwhen I remember its my place.Its my strangelove.Its my life she's swimming in.Just wondering when I have to stop sharing it.All the cool parts already happened.Hood surfingmooning dealers, wheat field runawaysbeatdowns, tire tracks, loaded guns.Now I'm just some guyinstead of some kidsome punk.Chapter's closed, now I'm out to save the world.Or at least pay my bills.Makes me wonder why she's really here.She hates poetry.I can't be THAT good of a lay...I could always ask.But then we're back to my shoulders.That gnarly scar.That distance behind my eyes,and the ever encroaching necessity to hop that fence.

Little Black Bird
Little Black Bird holding the gun see how far you can get on the run Little Black Bird see how heavy the weight has become Run Little Black Bird for your demons shall chase you Run Little Black Bird spread your wings and fly Poor Little Black Bird I see how you bleed and die No Little Black Bird there is no running for you and I

Little Johnny Is Not An Obama Fa
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans. Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an obama fan."

Little Red.
Little girl this seems to say Never stop along the way Never trust a stranger-friend No-one knows how it will end As you're pretty, so be wise Wolves may lurk in every guise. Sweetest tongue has the sharpest tooth.

A Little Boy's Special Request!
Special request: Noah, 5yrs old is in the last stages of a 2.5yr battle with Neuroblastoma Cancer. The family is celebrating Christmas next week-and Noah's request is to get lots of Christmas cards.

Little Bro - 2/24/09
LITTLE BRO Where did the time go? Little bro I see you rushing headlong to grow up ASAP Just like me But I had no partner in crime until you came into my world I was 23 when you came to be Both of us wishing the age gap was only a skip instead of a jump You were my monkey, you were my friend, you were someone upon whom I could always depend Did I choke you little bro? With the tentacles of overprotection Going from making you feel secure to inwardly screaming for a way out Whatever you do, stay you and stay true Remember I said you could be anyone and do anything no matter what the world said Remember too that I always included myself in that group Practice makes perfect were your sister’s often repeated coaching words that she also needed to hear It is always the striving that mattered for you know through words and deeds that no one is perfect, especially not me I was witness to your light, your fire, your truly unique exuberant nature But speaking of fire

Little Johnny Strikes Again
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.