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A Little Explicit.....but You Will Enjoy!
ALONE TOGETHER IN THE MOONS' FORCEFUL GLOW LEFT TO OUR OWN PASSIONS SEXUALLY STIMULATING CIRCUMSTANCE I SEE THE WANTING IN YOUR EYES MENTALLY UNDRESSING ME YOUR LIPS GLISTENING WITH DESIRE I MAKE MY WAY TO YOU; ADVANCING EYES YOUR HAND TOUCHES MINE THE FIRE BURNS HOTTER NOW REMOVING YOUR CLOTHES, YOU GASP YOUR EYES SHOW YOUR RESISTANCE YOUR BODY SPEAKS A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE TENDER KISSES DOWN YOU SPINE ANOTHER BREATH; EXOTIC I CARESS YOUR BREASTS WITH THE SOFTNESS OF MY LIPS YOUR MOUTH MEETS MINE OVERFLOWING PASSIONS COLLIDE AS YOU TAKE ALL OF ME YOUR BODY ACHES FOR ME I BEGIN THE FIRE IS TOO HOT NOW GLEAMING WITH DESIRE; YOUR NOISE IS DEAFENING NOW THE HEIGHT OF OUR COLLIDED SEXUAL GORGING YOUR SCREAM STILL ECHOES IN MY MIND SHALL WE MEET AGAIN NO IS YOUR ANSWER BUT YOUR EYES BETRAY YOU. *not sure if this is supposed to be rated NSFW, but it is anyways*

The Little Things
I want a man who will do the little things in life to make me happy. a man who will make a joke just to make me smile. a man who will kiss me everyday and miss me when he is away. Someone who wants to take care of me when i am sick. and hold me when I am scared or hurt. someone who will laugh and cry with me. Someone I can tell anything to and know i wont be judged...Someone who thinks i am the most beautiful woman in the world(even though i am not) Someone who wants to spend their life with me and only me. A man who will thinks i am cute funny and just crazy and yet he is crazy about me. I want someone who wants me to be happy no matter what it takes. I know it might seem like a dream and too much to ask but it never hurts to dream.

A Little Pissed Off
We the people havn't the "RIGHT" to deffend ourselves, some of the meat puppets in this world would like to say.. ... I have recently found out that our FIREFIGHTERS here in tampa are not allowed to carry their firearms in their own personal mode of trasportation....And are Getting Fired for doing so. A incodent had accured which has led to this..let me know what you think... A Tampa Firefighter was getting off shift, in a bad naighbor hood, upon getting into his car a thug put a gun to his head trying to rob him....when the Firemen said he didn't have anything the thug pulled the trigger...Luckly the thug had the safty on and was having issues with the saftey. So the Firemen grabbed his firearm from his personal property(his car) , shot and killed the thug who was not only trying to rob him but kill him...... This Firefighter who is a protector (in a sence)of the peace lost his job, and lost his right to carry and obvious legal problems..... How Is this Fair??? Someone who

Little Known Facts
several lil known facts about me: Im Bi-Polar B4 i was a juggalo i was a bigot my first tattoo was a rebel flag my second tattoo was setting that rebel flag on fire my third tattoo was a hatchet man running on the rebel flag im agnostic but i don't believe in heaven or hell, i believe once u die u rott in a coffin or get cremated PERIOD. i have many mental issues that know has been able to fix or help me with ever i love someone very much but she is in TX and ive never met her

~"little Dick" Tomtom~
Now, let me introduce you to one of my most interesting friends! :) Tom and I have been chatting for a while now and believe me when I tell you that he is a fun friend! :P He has interesting, sometimes even amusing fetishes...I'll only share with you 1 of them to get you started and that is gummies. Yep, that's right! :D Once you go check him out, you'll understand. hehehe Please take the time to read Tom's profile and if you don't, shame on ya! :P Tom is not only funny but he is nice, can hold a not only entertaining but also adult conversation (lol) and is a very caring friend. He knows that there is a time to be funny and a time to be serious. He has a cutie pie for a son and also a very cute furry "son", Buckshot (updated - may Buckshot rest in peace...he has a new "furry son" named Gator [and yes, he was named Gator for a reason...lol]). :) If you have time, you will find that he has many entertaining items of stash, blogs & pics and also some serious ones that deserve atte

Little Leroy
>>Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. >>His >>birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his >>mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." >> >> Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He >> had >>gotten into trouble >>at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved >>to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. >> >> Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted >> Leroy >>to reflect on >>his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about >>how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him >>why you deserve a bike for your birthday." >> >> Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room >> and >>sat down to write >>God a letter. >>Letter 1: >>Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a

A Little Boy
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.""Your wasting your time," said the boy."Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up ________________________________________

Little Boys
It seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him," he said, pointing to the younger boy. "He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

The Little Things
This last week has been interesting. I'd been talking to a friend of mine stationed in Afghanistan. He'd been feeling a little bit bummed and was missing his friends and family from home. So I got some of our friends together to create a care package for him. After talking to a few of my other friends that have been overseas and remembering back when my dad was still in the service, we decided to put together letters, movies, cd's, and junk food. Apparently he was jonesing for it anyway. The reality is, my buddy is a perv and a clown...and that's probably why we get along so well. Initially, we wanted to mess with him and send him a blow up sheep, some condoms, and some lube...maybe astroglide or something. Unfortunately, the Army base he's been staying on checks all packages and prohibits that stuff. So instead, we sent him subliminal stuff...like Halls with mentholyptus, altoids, and vaseline... And a ton of candy and stuff. Then we all wrote him raunchy letters desig

A Little About Me, Comment If You Like
Okay for all of you who do not understand why a woman would prefer a woman over a man, here is why i prefer women over men. First of all women know about romance. They dont just come over for sex or have a one night stand. They compliment you on your new hair cut, hair style, new outfit, your fashion sense, and many more too numberous to list. Second, when i am with a woman, we can talk about anything. We can kiss and cuddle without having it lead to sex, while sometimes it does, most of the time it does not. I like sex to be special, at a special time with a special someone. While most men, once the kissing and cuddling start they take it as an open door for sex. To make this shorter I will sum it up here. There is a greator emotional connection between women than that with men. Meaning I have had stronger emotional ties with women that men could just not understand. Well i hope that helps to explain to you men why i prefer women over men. And yes i have ha

A Little Hope In The Darkness
~Shadows of the Heart~ Love is what we all seek, That which will cure of us of being weak. Strength we find in the shadow of the heart, Knowing that we will never part. Warm and safe we cannot live, Without another, her strength to give. She smiles and invites you in, Her warm soft gaze makes you grin. Walking through life together, You both grow stronger and better. Many trials and victories are overtaken, Until the shadows of the heart are shaken. Change creeps in as change will do, Making us wonder is it me or you? The nights grow cold, The fights grow bold. Time goes by and our strength is weakened, Making us feel old and beaten. The knife does thrust, hard and true, As the shadow of her heart changes its hue. She has refound her strength in another. Making us wonder why we even bother. Our hearts do break, Leaving our souls to shiver and quake. The life we lived, the time we gave, Cannot be recovered from beyond the grave. The wheel wi

A Little About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: gina hall (formally degeorge) Birthday: august 24, 1979 Birthplace: morehead city, north carolina Current Location: tabor city, north carolina Eye Color: blue Hair Color: brown Height: 5'5 Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes Your Weakness: trusting to much Your Fears: losing my loved ones Your Perfect Pizza: there is no perfect pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish college Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: asl Thoughts First Waking Up: my kids Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: when ever Your Most Missed Memory: growning up on the farm Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: macd Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: liptom Chocolate or Vanilla: neither Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: yes

A Little Head
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was s

A Little Girl And Holding Hands
Another little story I thought I would share. I hope everyone has a great day. A Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours...

The Little Red Ball! Story I Wrote For English Class Haha
One lovely afternoon a little boy named Tob Geans, was playing with his little red ball. While he was in his front yard, playing with his little red ball, another little boy came up to him and said “Hey I like your ball, can I play with you?” Tob looked up at him and said “No you can’t, I don’t like other people playing with my ball.” He looked back down at the ground and started playing with his ball again. The other little boy walked up to him and asked him again nicely, “Please I just want to play with you!” Tob replied, “No I don’t share my toys! Go away and leave me alone!” and he got up and was getting ready to walk away when the other little boy pushed him to the ground and took his ball and ran off. When Tob got up he was nowhere in site. Just as he was reaching to the ground to pick up his ball he realized it wasn’t there. He ran home to his mom, as he walked in the door he burst into tears screaming, “Mom someone took my little red ball, and I don’t know where he went

Little Johnny
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on >>> her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself >>> beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a >>> tissue. >>> >>> "What's the Matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in >>> class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and >>> 44?" >>> >>> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local >>> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the >>> 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and >>> asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the >>> policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." >>> >>> Little Johnny asked, "Why d

Little Susie
ON WEDNESDAY MAY 16, 2007 A VERY DEAR LITTLE GIRL WHOM I KNEW WAS KILLED WHILE RIDING HER BIKE. SHE WAS FLOWN TO GEISINGER MEDICAL CENTER IN DANVILLE PA AND DIED THE NEXT DAY. SHE WAS 11 YEARS OLD. HER DAD WAS LIKE A SON TO ME. SHE WILL AND IS DEARLY MISSED BY LOADS OF PEOPLE. GOD REST HER LITTLE SOUL. WE MISS YOU DEARLY SUSIE. R.I.P. I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART!!! by hrtofgold1958 Suzan M. Frock-Walter, 11, Jersey Shore JERSEY SHORE -- Suzan Marie Frock-Walter, 11, of 479 Old Route 220, passed away at 3:08 a.m. Thursday, May 17, 2007, at Geisinger Medical Center, Danville, as a result of injuries suffered after being struck by an automobile. She was born Feb. 8, 1996, in Lewisburg, a daughter of Dale L. Walter and his fiancee, Lori B. Walter, of Middleburg, and Stacey L. Frock Walter and Christopher E. Walters, of Jersey Shore. Suzan was in the fourth grade at Salladasburg Elementary School, where she was active in cheerleading. She enjoyed playing games with her brot

A Little Bit O'strange....
See, it all happens like this- They weave the patterns, map out the moves, create the one thing that keeps their little game afloat and covince mortals it's all an elaborate stage play designed for their amusement. That way, They can move amongst the ranks of mortals with nary a second glance. Who do you think created the Goth movement anyway? Have mortals look more like you and..... well, you get the picture. What? Did I check your King with a mere Pawn? So sorry.... Ah, and since it's coming from the mouth of a madwoman, it just HAS to be true! Or maybe not. You decide. So, you foolish mortals *laughing like some B-movie mad scientist* play your little game, amuse us with your pathetic attempt to emulate that which YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!! Just keep in mind that player that seems to take the game a little TOO seriously..... .....might just be one of us.....

Little Green Marstian
One day a little boy was getting ready for school when he got his thingy stuck in his zipper. He ran downstairs to his mother. "Mommy mommy I got my thingy stuck in my zipper and I cant get it out!" His mother tried to free him but couldn't so she painted it green and told him it can be his little green marstian. So the little boy when to school. When the kids were at recess a little girl came up to him and asked him what it was. "Its my little green martian." "Can I play with it?" said the little girl Awhile later the bell rang and it was time to go in and when he looked down he noticed his green martian was gone. He went to find the little girl. "Where is my green martian?" he asked "Well it spit on me so i bit it off"

A Little Trivia
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs? A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks." When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches, while pennies and nickels do not? A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men's clothes have butto

A Little About Me :p
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: mark Birthday: 04/11/1975 Birthplace: home is alaska Current Location: tampa Eye Color: blue Hair Color: no hair Height: 6' Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty Your Heritage: human being The Shoes You Wore Today: combat Your Weakness: fun Your Fears: showing up at school in my undies whew glad that's out there Your Perfect Pizza: its not what you eat its who you eat it with Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol lmao acronyms in general Thoughts First Waking Up: urghh hmph !@#$##@% Your Best Physical Feature: my hair Your Bedtime: when everyother option has expired Your Most Missed Memory: how would i know I missed it Pepsi or Coke: depends jack or captian MacDonalds or Burger King: ewww Single or Group Dates: hey im just happy to be there Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton for sure Chocolate or Vanilla: chocoholi

Little Things In Life
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot.

Little Things
LITTLE THINGS MAKE UP THE LARGER THINGS IN LIFE, BUT MOST FOCUS ON THE LARGER PICTURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SMALLER ONES, AND OVER TIME THE LARGE GRAND PICTURE THEY HAD IMAGINED, TURNS OUT TO BE NOTHING NEAR WHAT THEY HAD BARGAINED FOR. MAYBE IF THEY HAD PAID ATTENTION TO THE SMALLER THINGS AND DIDN'T IGNORE THEM OR THINK OF THEM UNIMPORTANT, THEN MAYBE THE CANVAS WOULD HAVE BEEN PAINTED MORE TO THEIR EXPECTATIONS.

A Little About Who I Am
I was born in ohio but raised in florida.I am just a down to earth courty girl on the wild side.I love to meet new friend and try new things and very open mined.I love to ride and have a good time.I live in ohio now and hate the damn cold but my kids are here.I have 3 handsome boys that is my world and raised them myself.I have 1 step daughter that is very pretty herself.Was with her dad 17 yrs that i am separted from now.We didn't have much but we had love respect and understanding that's what counts in life.I have 16 grandkids 7 r my blood but I treat them all the same.They range from 12yrs to 3 months no they all don't live around me THANK GOD!!! lmao I am a true red head with ocean blue eyes that I have been told r very pretty.I love to shoot pool,ride,get drunk and party.I go to the local hang out which is the ohio bar in my home town where everyone knows everyone and if they don't they think they do.1 good thing about that is it is right out my back door.LOMA There r 12 of us kid

1 Little Moment.....
bruised face,shattered heart, my life,falling apart, took a knife,thought awhile, made a cut, thought of life,my family, my friends, OMG!! MY KIDS! what was i doing, what would they think, how would they no how much they mean, i looked down, saw my blood, good thing it didnt cut enough..............

A Littel Bit Of Honesty
This was written by a very good friend of mine, and i wanted to share it. A Little Bit of Honesty I want to be me... I want to be loved for who I am... What I am... The way I am... completely. I am everything that you have ever wanted... Needed... Desired... and I will not be second place...to anyone...anything. I will not compete for your attention... Your time... Your love... If you cannot see my worth it will be your loss... and someday the tears I have cried will be yours. I will not be a conveniant distraction... a temporary amusement... a toy to be put on the shelf until you decide to play again. Someday you will think of the time we spent together... The words whispered in the dark... The promises that you broke... and all you will be left with is the memory of what we had. Someday you will realize that what you really wanted was within your reach... but then it will be

A Little Poem I Wrote
Just Us… I crave his fingers upon my flesh, His breath combined with mine Joining and creating our own world, Where nothing else matters, Just us… Our bodies tangled together, Skin warm and damp Not knowing where I end and he begins. Each of us feasting upon the other, Unable to satisfy our hunger, Loving each other until we collapse, In each other's arms. A look, a touch…just knowing, That all it takes is a moment and we'll be back to that place we created, Out of passion, love, desire, need… Never ending and wondrous, A place just for us. A place where the world can't invade. Somewhere no one else knows about, Just us… A passion created through time, A love created in the heavens. Two souls connected through fate. Just us…forever.

A Little Thing Called Love
A Little Thing Called Love Love is a many splendored thing, they say, And I believe it when you looked my way, Out of the blue, things seemed to happen By chance or destiny, is the question. Living my life so long, without knowing your existence, Then came a day we felt each others presence, Guess what's meant to be will always find a way, Love creeps into hearts and decides to stay. A love so exquisite, yet so intricate, In a world of only "you and I" A love we can't even demonstrate, A secret we have to keep for life. I love you, honey, and its from my heart, I hope you know that you're no beggar from the start, You make me fly without wings, You make my heart wants to sing. Every moment I spent with you, Is every one of my dreams coming true, More than words, I want to show you how I feel, Someday, some place, sometime, I will. Love is a journey for two, Step by step, me and you, The future we can't see, Let love lead the way for you and me.

Little Angels
When God calls little children to dwell with Him above. We mortals sometime question the wisdom of His love. For no heartache compares with the death of one small child Who does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to His fold, So He picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God knows how much we need them, and so He takes but few To make the land of Heaven more beautiful to view. Believing this is difficult still somehow we must try, The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye." So when a little child departs, we who are left behind Must realize God loves children. Angels are hard to find.

Little More About Me :)
Outside of being a Promoter for some of the greatest independent country/southern rock etc artist, I am a Published Author, Poetess, songwriter! You can buy my book at Publish America search under my name or the title, we can work out something , i be more then happy to sign it :) You can also hear the songs I wrote on my soundclick, www.soundclick.com/jodydickey pure country !! Click on banner below 4 my book and my soundclick banner below 4 direct links

A Little Bit About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jessi Birthday: 11-15-78 Birthplace: Spring Valley Current Location: LaSalle Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'4" Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Your Heritage: German Polak, I hate myself I just dont know why The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandles Your Weakness: chocolate Your Fears: Losing my kids Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of pepperoni and cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get caught up on bills Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh, I wish these damn cats would leave me alone. Your Best Physical Feature: Everyone says its my tits. Your Bedtime: After Ernie goes to work Your Most Missed Memory: Going oh hillbills with the boys. Pepsi or Coke: Coke McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!!!! Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke:

The Little White Lie
THE LITTLE WHITE LIE There is a little white lie...that we call history. It appears that as a nation, the United States government has never considered the original people of the continent of North America to be among "all men" mentioned in the following portion of the Declaration of Independence:- "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness -- that to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever Any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new Government." ~~ The U.S. Declaration of Independence ~~ As our government continues to try to go to war against the wishes of ever-growing opposition all over the world, I ask you to consider

Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties." Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house. Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going

Little Kids
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The >>>>>house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, >>>>>to hold a >>>>>flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver >>>>>the >>>>>baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and >>>>>pushed and >>>>>after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his >>>>>little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. >>>>> >>>>>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the >>>>>wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. >>>>> >>>>>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the >>>>>first place......smack his ass again!" >>>>> >>>>>If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

Little Things
Little things ~Tony Martinez My angel You know me You know I am far from typical It's not the big things But the little things that matter so much Thank you for doing those little things Even if you don't realize what you've done We speak a language that only we understand Thank you for whispering those sweet words to me They mean more than you will ever know Mi amor Thank you I love you My angel

Little Sisters
I know that I'm a bad big sister sometimes, When I'm overbearing like our dad, And I'm a hypocrite when I tell you not to have the same experiences as I've had. I know that you're annoyed when I criticize your newest date, And I say and do things around you that I'm sure you must really hate. But, It's hard for me to accept That you're a woman just like me, Even though I sometimes still see in you two The little girls you used to be. I hate that I know that you'll get hurt, and I hate to hear your heart break. I wish I could hold you and comfort you when your confidence in people shakes. It's hard to know that you're growing up, and leaving your innocence behind. Sometimes I want to save you from the pain But I must sit silent and resigned. Because, It's hard for me to accept That you're a woman just like me, Even though I sometimes still see in you two The little girls you used to be. It hurts me to watch you hurt, and I wish

A Little Fruity But One Of My Favs
From one of my favorite movies: It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.

Little Wonders
Little Wonders Little stones make big mountains, Little steps can cover miles, Little acts of loving-kindness Give the world it's biggest smiles... Little words can soothe big troubles Little hugs can dry big tears, Little candles light the darkness, Little memories last for years... Little dreams can lead to greatness, Little victories to success It's the little things in life That bring the greatest happiness... When I think about all the little things, warm thoughts of my friends come to mind and all the joy that friendship brings, always and forever sharing it with you.

A Little Mild Wednesday Reading :)
I used to be on ICQ, well, I still am. Anyway I used to send out a thought for the day to all my many friends on there. This went on for almost two years every day, so I have collected many of my thoughts for the day. I decided to begin sharing some here for all my friends. I will start with one that is particularly clsoe to my heart. Some are somewhat erotic and/or very sensual, some are born from philosophy, some are meant to elicit a certain feeling or thought. Well here we go with the first one, hope you enjoy :) Peter Britt A Thought For The Day by: Peter Britt "To this day I give my heart. That it might beat out the rhythm of my soul and the music within. Into the night I send out my song, that it might be heard and savored by waiting ears. Cast upon the waters I give the fluid lyric, that it might mingle with the drink of the earth. Amidst the darkness I release my passion, that it might call the light to brighten this world. If only, for a moment" ©1996Peter Britt

A Little Story
i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i

A Little Fun
I opened the door and stepped inside made my way down the hallway stopped at the bedroom door i heard something leaned in just a little there it was a soft moan and the rustling of covers.I peeked around the corner there you were laying on your back legs spreading. my heart started racing.I slowly and very quietly unbutoned my pants slipped off my shoes you were very soflty caressing the lips of your pussy i unbuttoned my shirt and stood there fully naked my cock throbbing i could already see the pre cum leaking out of me making the head all shiney. I glanced back at you i could see your pussy starting to become excited your lips were parting ever so slightly i could just see a glimmer of juice as your fingers dipped in for a taste of what was to come. I grabbed my cock and felt it twich from the excitement i thought about how i loved your pussy i could spend hours sampling the dew off your petal how i yearned to trace the folds of your vagina with my tounge lovingly circle

Little Old Ladies
Subject: RE: Never Tease Old ladies Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense

A Little Dog That Always Will Have A Place In My Heart
This blog is for myself to reflect and to express myself. Just recently My Dog Annie I love her to death unfortunatly she ended up passing away. She was only 3 years old and she was a bundle of energy. Its really tough now cause when I come home from work she isnt there to greet me at the door. Sometimes I think I can hear her barking at the planes that flew over head and the birds that swooped down to take a drink in the bird bath. Sometimes I look in the corner of my eye and I think I can see her chasing shadows or reflections from the glasses or pots and pans when cleaning up after dinner. I have a lump in my throat and Im literally crying writing this. We dont know the true reason for her death but it did involve a vet that didnt take an xray for a hurt back or whatever it was but instead give a little dog a strong drug that caused her internal organs to bleed. It's so easy to feel guilty...why him why her why me. For those that did read this you cant trust everyone do a littl

Little Johnny!
LITTLE JOHNNY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little JOHNNY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little JOHNNY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little JOHNNY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE& ; ;nbs p; JOHNNY ON MATH (Part 2 ) Little JOHNNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithme

A Little Something For The Ladys Pt2
MAKE LOVE JUST LOVE LETS MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE LETS MAKE LOVE DURING THE DAY MAKE LOVE UNDER THE MOON LIGHT MAKE LOVE IN THE OCEAN OR ON THE BEACH OR IN OTHER PUBLIC PLACES AND MAKE SWEET LOVE

Little Red Riding Hood......
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." > The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" Brighten someone's day!*

Little Mary Margaret
VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION AND A #2 PENCIL Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "

A Little Funk
I have no excuse for my absence in the last few weeks… well, not really. I’m the type of guy that can take most insults and shrug them off without a thought; but when someone says something mean and nasty about my favorite hobby… it’ll cut right through to the bone. About a month ago a comment was made about one of the articles I wrote, I can’t remember exactly what was said, but he could lit me on fire and not hurt my feelings as badly. The comment went something like; why would I read anything you wrote? That little jab put me in a funk you wouldn’t believe! I’ve suffered a writer’s block ever since. I’ve written two or three things since, or tried to, and, later, went back and read them myself and I didn’t like what I wrote. I mean, I liked what I was trying to say but I didn’t say what I was trying to say… uhm, I mean, what I said wasn’t what I meant… whatever! I think you know what I mean. All in all, I think I learned a lesson with this; be very careful what you s

The Little Things.....irking Me
so today was one of those days where my agurmentitive nature is trying to get the best of me. for you see there are a some but not a lot of little things about this 'relationship of mine'. no im not going to talk about the little things, for that would make things even worse bc then id have to deal with them instead of wait for them to just go the fuck the away. why? one may ask are the little things bothering me. and well its very simple for anyone who really wants to know, and that is there are no big things or even issues in this 'relationship of mine' to argue about so my nature chose the little ones. yes they have complied on top of each other and side by side enuff for my brain to start turning and wondering about them. but whats reallying pissing me off is the fact that i dont let the little things get to me normally, i guess thats bc there's always some big thing to bitch about. the little things are nothing but minor irks but i guess when you can come up with several then the

Little Triumphs
Got absolutely soaked last night walking back from a gig, and was wearing the jeans I wore to work, so woke up this morning and found all my work-appropriate trousers in the wash. I bit the bullet, and tried on a pair I couldn't fit into three months ago and.... not even tight! I got them on, and they weren't even tight! Fat Man just a little less fat today. :)

Little Log Cabin
Up on top a mountain, over looking a running brook, a little log cabin stands alone, smoke billowing through the pines. I envision sitting there before a burning fire, eyes closed in dreams. The simple life with only calm and solace in my soul. I can hear the sound of the running brook as it flows over the rocks, the sound of a chickadee responding to an owl's screech. In my vision, I can see an old rocking chair, and yes, there's me, my crocheting in my lap and a kitten at my feet, I rock and rock. A little log cabin up on the mountain top, brook running below, this peaceful vision, I will never see, nor that rocker be me. Muted colors of browns, orange and greens, with splashes of blue, this painting on my wall is the closest to that life I will see.

Little Miss Muffet
LOL omg! so I am sitting here avoiding housework as usual, and from behind me I hear this blood curdling scream. as I turn around my daughter flies into my arms flailing around and jumps into my lap. "Oh my god mom, there a freaking spider!!! ah! now it's on your pants! kill it kill it!" lmao..... it was this little tiny black thing. She kept wailing about how it is attacking her and it's gonna get her. I just had to share...

A Little Cowboy Humor To Start The Day
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss!?" he yelled. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finnish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! As he swung up into the saddle and started to ride out of town, the bartender ran out of the saloon and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I walked home." To All The Cherry Tappers ! A Question Anyone Know Why

The Little One
their was a time in my life when all i could think about was parting .. now their is this little child in my life and all i can think about is spending time with her .. before she grows up . i had her about two weeks ago and my little one said daddy i want to ride my bike . so we took her trainning wheels off and of course the little lady feel and it scared me to death but she was so happy that her daddy spent time with and showing her how to ride a bike was one of the most happiest days of my life and i am sure i will have many more of them

3 Little Ducks
Three little ducks go into a Bar.... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

The Little Grass Hut
The Little Grass Hut The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for GOD to rescue him, and everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect himself from the elements and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames with smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened! Everything was lost! He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. "GOD, how could you do this to me?" he cried. Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. "How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers. "We saw your smoke signal," they replied. Moral of the story: It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because GOD

The Little Big Ranch Needs Help !!
http://www.moneyjarfund.com/viewoffers.asp?or=true&j=142&h=213 Hi my name is Dennis Im the owner of the Little Big Ranch.and I take in retired horses so they can go on living and be happy.The cost of this is getting to much for me to do with out asking for some help.If you click on the link above you can help me feed the horses.You can also join and make some cash for your self.please take five minutes and look at it.this is no scam you can call me at 904-282-6039 for more info: plaese repost this and help keep it going. Thank you for your time Dennis L Dean The Little Big Ranch p.s Its always free.

A Little Confused
I created my first mumm 2 days ago. It went well. I then made another one. I didn't see it as derogatory. Although, someone did because CT removed it as NSFW. Well, now I am not able to create a mumm. I hope this will not last long. This was my first offense and I am grateful they did not delete my account. I have alot of fun on this site and would like to continue using it. I see now what ev1 complains about with CT. Please, if you know whether I will be able to create another mumm again, leave a comment. Also, this is my first blog...let me know how I did. TYVM....:)

A Little Something About Me
Well my name is Antoinette and I'm 18 years old I have a twin name Angeleque but I'm the oldest by 5 minutes. I from Chicago but I live in Canton, Mississippi. I don't really have friends cause female really hate on me so I hang by myself

Little Kisses
Little kisses nibbling thier love into my heart Eyes of a passionate Lady seeks my dreams Ardent love she gives from the soul of her heartt Little kisses of love coyious and flirtatious Flaming the heart of my desires Tickling each others lust in joyious union Be it by flowing river, sitting togther on a couch or a park bench Strolling on a beach arm in arm Little kisses ardent in love always there in our hearts In the bedroom, What the scandle right in front of parents or childern What ok kids you can have your kisses also How about a quick kiss at the kitchen sink Little kisses over champange or wine Little kisses under a moon lite night Fireworks flaring Yes even then little kisses Little kisses for a short good-bye or a quick hello But they are all sharing one big thing and that is love Mwauh Mwauh just to keep this going Little kisses to all thoose I love friends , family and everyone else But most of all little kisses of joy to To God and Jesus, for they are a

A Little About Me...
Name: Daniel Livas Sr. Birthday: March 17, 1970 Birthplace: Tucson, Arizona Current Location: Tucson, Arizona Eye Color: Drk Brown Hair Color: Drk Brown Shaved Height: 5'10" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Mexican/American The Shoes You Wore Today: LA Gear Cross Trainers Your Weakness: My two year old Daugher and Women Your Fears: Fear it's Self Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad it's still good. lol Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose 50lbs Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF Thoughts First Waking Up: Where are my glasses Your Bedtime: 11 O'clock'ish Your Most Missed Memory: Having lots of friends Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: Quit 8 years ago Do

The Little Ghost Girl
In the home I currently live in. There seems to be a ghost of a child. A little girl. Several guests have cauught glimpses of her. And children often complain that there is a little girl in the house who harrasses them. The following is my experence with her. My Nice and Nephew (whom shall remain nameless for their privacy) were spending the night at our place. I don't really remember why. I think their parents were attending a latenight event of some sort. Any way this is irrelavant to the story. My friend Chris was allso staying over. We were prepairing to go to bed. I had asked the kids to brush their teeth and lay down in the living room. We had placed a bunch of blankets and pillows on the floor to make them as comfortable as possible. I had been looking for my nice for a couple of minutes and could not find her. I asked out loud if anybody knew where she was. Chirs answred that she was standing in the hall way at that moment. I found it odd. As I had just come from th

Little About Me
BOOOOOOO haha Hello well hummmmm I am 43 years young Lady.Just got married 2 years ago for the first time and hoply the last haha I couldnt have children!I have neices and nephews to spoil and feed them lots of candy and send them home hahah.I try to always look on the positive side of things.Can be goofy at times 43 >year old big kid at heart.I am a very honest person That say it how it is>Gets me in trouble at time but like i say better then being a liar Cant stand liar or theifs.People that lie are just lieing to them selfs.I enjoy walking my big sucky boy dog Jerry.He a springer spandial.I enjoy Rock&roll music Concerts party but not to much>i believe to much of anything is not a good thing!Plus i have a morage and bills that come first!I enjoy having friends over or go to there house for BBQ and Booze haha.Antique shopping garage sales second hand stores.Like they say other people junk haha is other people treasures.Camping the Great out Doors.Lives in Canada so when Summer comes

A Little Something Like Go Down Moses Explicit Lyrics
a little something like Go Down Moses EXPLICIT LYRICS go down, belt line, way down my rear end man' tell 'er better let my trousers go. we looked at her webcam and what did we seee? let my trousers go. A hot sexy dancer showing her puh see. let my trousers go. go down, belt line, way down under my can, tell her better let my trousers go. she grabed several dildos, and showed em all ta mee. let my trousers go. then sucked what i chose, man i really need ta pee. go down, belt line, she seen my little man, tell her better let my trousers go. it stood to attention oh damn i need ta pee. let my trousers go. she slipped in a dildo and said that it was mee. let my trousers go. go down belt line down round my ankles man. tell her better let my trousers go. the pulse in my manhood wasn't helping mee. let my trousers go. she screamed in the mic and it almost deafend mee. let my trousers go. go down cam girl she came to my own cam. tell her better ... MAN I NEED TO GO!

A Little Help
Â A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... *I * 6 *Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors /advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

A Little About Peeps On Friends List...
i have several issues that i could actually write on tonight but for now i am sticking to a subject i have been meaning to get to for a while now....people on my friends list. since joining cherrytap i am amazed at how many friends i have acquired and many of them i have contact with on a regular basis...yet i find myself getting behind when it comes to visiting pages. one of the reasons being it is a very busy place here on the tap and between mumms (which i really enjoy) and actually visiting pages and chatting with people i cant seem to keep up. so i just want to let all the ones on my list both friends and fans that i will get to you...lol. i try to get at least 4-5 people a night and instead of giving just a few rates here and there i actually look over profiles, check out blogs, pictures and stash and i leave as many rates as possible..it takes a while but that is the way i do it. if i am going to be giving some cherrylove then i am going to be giving alot. so hang in there and

A Little Help Here Please
Picture at work Contest Come on you all some of u may work cleaning at home, computer work give this contest some entries in it. Its her first one she has held support her .... Wife to Kewlrunning @ CherryTAP To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Friend is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) P.S to all you domestic goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we survive . So don't let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd

A Little Bit Goes A Long Way
My fiance sweetlady_tx (stacey) is in a contest. I need my friends to stop by and help her out if you can. I know that I have alot of loyal friends and any help you can give her would be greatly appreciated. First place is a 30 day blast and she really wants to win it. Thank you in advance for any help you can give.

Little Girl Lost
Little Girl Lost... Lie yourself upon the outstretched palm of destiny. Let yourself be cradled in her safety And trust that the dips and curves Are but the journey we travel And one day, the peaks Shall lift you to Happiness. Little Girl lost The darkness that fills your days Is just the night Before the breaking Of a brand new day When the early morning birds Shall sing your name And the fields of tulips That line the mountainsides With velvet petals Shall shade your pupils with brilliance Little Girl lost Your silent tears Making their salty fate down your moist cheek Shall fall To wash the toxic bitterness From your heart And soothe, the gaping wounds That loneliness Has clawed upon the surface And one day, the soft Warm Whispered breath Of love shall, Wash over you, once again... Little Girl Lost. I see the sadness that tugs Upon the smile that dances upon your lips And Little Girl Lost I hear the echoes, Of

A Little Time In The Sun
Was a beautiful spring day so I thought I would get to work on my tan so I headed out to the pool with everything I needed for a quiet afternoon. Laying there reading my book feeling the sun's rays heat my skin up but that was nothing compared to way the book getting me aroused. As the characters in my book were in the heat of passion my own libido was in full swing. I slowly slid my hand across my breast, the soft touch of my hand I could feel how stiff my nipples were. The more I read the lower my hand went, slowly like a lioness stalking her prey my hand slipped into my bikini. My fingers found my clit, pressing down ever so easy as they glided across it. I slight gasp as a finger fell into my pussy, so moist I could feel myself getting wetter. My finger touching my special spot I pushed in deeper, burying my finger deep in me. Dropping my book in need of my other hand, I quickly pulled down my bottom piece. Feeling the suns warm rays on me, I added a second finger. My fingers wo

Litter About Me
Frist thank all my friends for just being them self it great. I'm just a old vietnam veterans who is disably for the last four years I can work any more so I spend lot time on my conputer snd really enjoy cherrytap give chance look at all photo.lol Ihome alone all day long and my wife work full time .The hard about disably is not see people at work so my friend now my conputer lol

Little Girl
"3 Year Old's Evening Prayers" A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as

Little Texas - God Blessed Texas
I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world. I've seen some pretty faces, Been with some beautiful girls. After all I've witnessed, One thing still amazes me, Just like a miracle, You have to see to believe. 'Cause God blessed Texas With His own hand. Brought down angels From the promised land. He gave them a place Where they could dance. If you wanna see heaven, brother, Here's your chance. 'Cause I've been sent To spread the message: God blessed Texas. First He made the sunshine, Then He made the water deep. Then He gave us moonlight For all the world to see. Well, everybody knows That the Lord works in mysterious ways. He took a rest, Then on the very next day God blessed Texas With His own hand. Brought down angels From the promised land. He gave them a place Where they could dance. If you wanna see heaven, brother, Here's your chance. 'Cause I've been sent To spread the message: God blessed Texas. God blessed Texas With Hi

3 Little Pigs..........
The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black

The Little Boy..(sad Story)
The cashier hands this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so

The Little Things
The little things that makes all seem right and all seem good. Tonight my son is home for the first time in a week. He is almost two. He went to Grandpaws for the week. Today when we picked him up he would not let me or his mom out of his sight. When we got home and his bed time came he goes in and lays down. In a few min he comes in the office where me and his mother are at and comes to me and takes his little hands and grabs one of mine and starts pulling me saying come daddy, daddy come. So i go with him and he goes back in his room lays a pillow beside his little bed and says daddy night night i lay down and he gets on his bed and smiles real big and kisses me and says night night and he covers up. I lay there for a while with him and i ease up and kiss his little forhead and eas to the door and he says night night daddy. These are the things that brings tears to a grown mans eyes one whom never wanted kids and put thing right in his heart. Lets him see the purest of light

A Little Boy
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he´ll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal´s office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he´ll get scared away." He was sent home and his Mom asked him "What do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he´ll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and said, "What do you have in your hand." So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he will get scared away." Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands." The little boy opened his hand and said,

Little Shepard’s Trail
Little Shepard’s Trail http://www.kingdomcome.org/maps/kcsp.html Near Whitesburg ,Ky, this run is one of the Must Ride roads in the area. The trail is in the Kingdom Come's State Park which also has many scenic areas worth the trip. Little Shepherd Trail is a 38-mile narrow road on top of Pine Mountain. The Trail, or Kentucky Highway 1679, clings to the southern edge of Pine Mountain's crest from the intersection of US 421 at this location to US 119 south of Whitesburg. This serpentine route twists though numerous refreshing overlooks and massive, spine-like rock out-croppings, termed "Hogbacks." Rhododendron and mountain laurel bloom profusely in craggy exposures. This route is not for the faint of heart. It’s a very narrow one lane paved road that has switch back curves that wind around and over many peeks. At the top is an old park area that has been abandoned with a large roofed cabana to get out of the weather, but it has 100’s of bullet holes from people popin rou

Little Known Fact..
Just something funny I was thinking about.. Most little girls get crushes on movie stars.. you know, classically good looking men (think: tall, dark, and handsome) I was in love with the cast of SNL. Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy.. Why? They made me laugh.. I just think it's funny how that's carried over into my adulthood (or lack thereof) and I still find that a sense of humor is the number one thing I look for.. the ability to be silly.. and laugh at at yourself. I'm just thinking out loud on the keyboard agaon.. that's all.

Little Lies
Lie to me please I’m asking you will you lie to me I know I’m fat stomach so far out I cant see my feet Stretch marks so deep it looks like I’ve been cut with a knife Why wont you lie to me I see my face in a reflection permanent black eyes form lack of sleep jagged teeth half rotted away and fallen out of their cozy little spot in my mouth I now beg you please lie to me My hands fat and stubblely I can barely shake peoples hands when they say "Hi" or even put my fingers together to grab this stupid pen Now please lie to me I need to hear your lies coming form your mouths I need ot hear how beautiful I am not just another fat loser in a "dress" I wanna here how beautiful my eyes look or how pretty my smile is so I am not afraid to even laugh for god sake I need to hear these little lies so I can be alive once again "a body is only a shell of what others view as you... but true self image hides within."

A Little Boy Wanted $100.00
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes

Little Bit About Me
1.Name? Leah 2. What holiday is your birthday closest to? Fourth of July 3. Favorite fruit? apples 4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't? Yes, I am a huge believer in doing what you say you are going to do. 5. Are you allergic to anything? Lots of stuff, but no medicines 6. Is there someone/something you want? Yes 7. When was the last time you went swimming? last Saturday 8. How many U.S states have you been to? 28 9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 5 10 is gone... 11. What's your favorite kind of drink? sweet tea 12. Does anyone like you? :) yes 13. Do you have any strange pets? nope 14. What is your dream car? no need for a car..cant drive 15. What'd you do yesterday? Went out with Frank n Lynn last night n got plastered off my ass, lol 16. Are you bipolar? Not that I'm aware of 17. So do you and your ex have a good relationship? depends on whether or not he decides to be a

A Littly Bit More About Me
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? yes, actually there are quite a few 2. Do they know it? no 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend¡¯s list? nope 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex? both it all depends on my mood 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? yes 6. What is your favorite position? doggie 7. Give or receive oral? both 8. Kinky or sneaky? kinky 9. Loud or quiet? loud, but can be quiet 10. Ruff of soft? most deff pound the hell outta it 11. Foreplay or not? hells yes 12. Do you like to bite or be bitten? i love bites 13. Spank or be spanked? spanked 14. Condoms or not? condoms are a must 15. Masturbate or not? hells yea 16. Role-playing or not? never tried it but wouldn't mind it 17. Are you brave enough to re-post this? hells yea

Little One
Little one wipe away your tears come close let me hold you tight. Little one don't be scared, he's watching you from above. Little one daddy loved you and knows your heart is breaking. Little one daddy loves you, he's sorry he had to go away, but his job called him far away. Little one dry those tears because daddy isnt gone, he's with you everyday. Everyday you go out and play, every night you go to bed. He watches you from up above. Little one dry those tears you'll see daddy again someday when heavens doors open, he'll be waiting for you with arms open wide. So little one dry those tears put on a smile look up and know daddy's looking down at you, and he's proud of you little one. wipe away those tears little one.

Little Poem
Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Ohh baby I get horny Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

3 Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered

A Little Prince
~~xXx~~ A little prince once appeared to me, He was as sweet as sweet can be. He came to me right out of the blue And said, "I would like to be a friend to you." This little prince has since stolen my heart, Even though we are now oceans apart. His love for life has been an inspiration, I'm sure one day, he would rule a nation. He's funny, he's witty, he's cute and he's charming, Sometimes he acts so "stoopid", it's alarming. He makes me laugh, he makes me smile, He makes me feel like a little 'chile'. I know one day my prince will disappear, Just as quietly as came to me here. But until then, I'll enjoy the time spent with him, Knowing chances of us meeting are very slim. ~~xXx~~

Little Cheese Souffles
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Yield: 4 servings 1 1/2 cups milk 1 sprig fresh thyme 1 bay leaf 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 2 large egg yolks, room temperature 1/4 cup finely grated Parmesan, plus for ramekins 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, plus a pinch Pinch cayenne pepper Freshly grated nutmeg 4 large egg whites, room temperature A few drops freshly squeezed lemon juice, or vinegar, or a pinch cream of tartar 3/4 cup lightly packed coarsely grated full-flavored cheese like Gouda, Gruyere, or Fontina (about 2 ounces) Special Equipment: 4 (6-ounce) ramekins Place a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350 degrees F. Butter 4 (6-ounce) ramekins and sprinkle with Parmesan to lightly coat, tapping out excess. Put prepared ramekins on a baking sheet and refrigerate. To make the souffle base: Put the milk, thyme, and bay leaf in a microwave-safe measuring cup and microwave on HIGH until

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

Little Johnny
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother. "If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

Little Bird
I wrote this poem in rememberance of my favorite aunt who was like a mother to me Why do you cry little bird up in the tree so high? Is it cause your friend left you without a reason why? Your heart is broken as I can see Please, don't be sad little bird up in the tree She was my heaven on Earth my best friend Why, did it have to end? Don't worry little bird her pain is now suffering in the past Her pictures of memories will forever last Little bird dry your tears away Don't be upset cause she couldn't stay Now, I'm a lonely bird like so I didn't want to let her go I know little bird up above But always Remember she left behind her love You can find her it is so true The loving memory of her will live forever in you Now, little bird shed your happiness for all to see And open your eyes and realize she's now free For now she might be gone But her presence will live forever on and on I know you're puzzled on what to do But even though she isn't here she watche

A Little Piece Of Creativity...
Angels walk among us and yet you doubt it so When you least expect it they lead you where to go Sitting curled up in the corner with your heart so full of hurt Angel's wipe away the sadness and remind you of your worth! God Bless all who read this! ~Libby

A Little About Yourself :d
I AM A TAURUS MALE>> :D AQUARIUS WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!. Believe that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Favorite sex position: standing-up, and in water. AQUARIUS MEN: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be d

A Little Something About Me
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? yesterday, I was sad 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? of course, its beautiful lol 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? hickory smoked ham 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yes, 2 absolutely wonderful kiddos 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? are you kidding?? of course, i rock hahaha 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? i've been known too 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ? Yes. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yeah if I wanted to see the concrete coming to my face at that speed sure 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? lucky charms 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? ummmmmmm no 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? chunky monkey baby 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? attitude 15. RED OR PINK? red, cause its hot 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my weight 17

Little Things In Life
Life The sun is shining, hot, and bright. Theres not breeze to be felt, the sounds of birds chirping , and children playing. These are some of the wonderful things in life. How sweet is life to hear the laughter, crying, and chatter of a baby. The precious smile, the coo's of the the chatter, and the laughter that lets us know were doing a good job. These are the wonderful things in life. The touch and smell of that special someone, makes you smile, laugh, but sometimes cry. The sound of their voice gives you chills. Oh those are the wonderful things in life that only special once can do.

The Little Fireman (a Touching Story)
Little Fireman (very touching) The 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying of leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had strong feeling of determination. Like any parent she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" "Mommy, I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob Klein, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. The f

A Little Monkee Help
HELP! I need somebody HELP! Shit... wrong band.... lol Here we come... Walkin down the street... We get the funniest looks from... Everyone we meet... Ok, if you have not guessed, I am a Monkees fan. I am currently at 485 Monkee Songs on my computer. Some of which are covers. And I am having trouble finding one perticular cover. I have searched every where I can, and I cannot find The Leaves' version of "Words." I have found it on Limewire, but everytime I sign onto it, I always get "Need New Sources." So if any of my friends wish to help, that would be great. I will be eternally grateful (as if I am not to my friends for what they have brought me already) if someone can actually get it for me. Thank you and remember... Save the Texas Pairie Chicken. LOL

A Little News
Hi everyone.... Just a bit of news regarding a two page ad I have coming out in Indie Islands magazine. It would be very much appreciated if you check it out when the issue is released. I will of course post information regarding the issue when it is about to be released.

A Little About Me
Not too very sure what to say here lol, let's see.. I'm 32 with 2 great kids. I love cars, music and making friends. A couple things that really piss me off, liars,theives, and fakes. I love sex lol, who doesn't, but I hate it when I get messages saying "Nice pics, wanna fuck?" I do however like to chat with people, I'm open and honest and hope that you're the same way. I'm goofy lol, there are pics to prove it! Anything else you may want to know, ask me! Add me, rate me, fan me or whatever, just respect me.

The Little Things
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change. One's Car wouldn't start. One went back to Answer the telephone. One had a Child that dawdled And didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't Get a taxi. The one that struck me was the man Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. Now when I am Stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone... All th

Little Black Skirt
Little Black Skirt by damonX© She looked like the kind of girl that could be pressured into doing almost anything. You know the type. Really insecure and maybe a little confused. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous or anything, but she was attractive nonetheless, and there was something about her that turned me on. I was attending a gig at which a friend of mine was performing with his band at a local community center. The place was full of teenagers just hanging around checking out the music. There was your basic purple haired, eyebrow pierced freaky kids that usually attend the shows, but there were also a few "normals" and more than a couple decent looking girls. As the band onstage broke into thier first song I glanced through the swarm of moshing teens and caught a glimpse of nice pair of legs. After a small change in positioning I saw the owner of the legs. She was around eighteen or nineteen years old and wearing the shortest little mini skirt I have ever seen.

Little Old Lady
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky >> hands, you'll remember this lady. A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. >> Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

A Little Clarification....
A little clarification... So it has come to my attention (as if i didnt already know) That obviously the dating world is a very comlicated place. So I decided to make things clear for anyone who's considering or interested so that there is no future confusion. I AM NOT: ~ Your rebound girl ~Your other girlfriend ~Your girl to cheat on your wife with ~ Your midlife crisis cure ~Your piece of ass ~ Your booty call OR ~ Your fling while your confused If any of the above is what you are currently seeking please just avoid asking at all! Also in the future should it ever come up for any reason: Break ups are not acceptable via any electronic device Nor is it acceptable for you to message me via electronic device To say that you just want to be friends Being we may have been seeing each other in any way I do however understand that for some people it is easier to write things down for such reasons a letter In Person Will be acceptable

A Little Bit Of A Blood Bath
Ragged torn abominations from the womb gutted nuns decapitation not for everyone society in chains caked with bloody reigns attach the hooks to the meat and hang them out to dry meats hooks on the wall make perfect jawlines hang stretch them on the rack and let them scream in tune society in chains caked with bloody reigns push again the way of man into the end of days! i was never one for this the world was filled with grim father showed me how to live so now i kill in time second out the rebel arts and shower me with blood hang the bodies way up high so that my showers will be fine SOCIETY IN ChAINS! RACKED UP AND IN PAIN! SEE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN SO YOU CAN BEGIN TO ENJOY!

A Little More In Depth About Me
I really don’t see how they expect a person to be able to tell all about themselves in a few paragraphs but what the hell I’ll give it a try. As my screen name applies I’m a long-haul truck driver, But I guess that’s getting a little ahead of myself so let’s start at the beginning. I was born in Vicenza, Italy moved to stateside when my mom divorced my father and several years later she re-married to an alcoholic abusive gentleman (He‘s since been sober for almost 10 years now). Needless to say home life wasn’t the best especially when you have two dominant male personalities under the same roof, at age sixteen I moved out of that home. Got married at the young age of eighteen. About the only good thing to come out of that was my son whom I have custody of. I can’t say there was any real problems in the marriage except some people grow, some people don’t and she wasn’t ready for motherhood. Been married and having a child became to much for her I guess. Yearned for freedom or who even

Little One
I remember your smile and your laugh Everytime you asked for me. I remember your arms wrapped around As you called me Daddy. Its hard to imagine you else where now But its something i must do. You may not be in my life And im not suppose to think of you. But i cant help but look at your picture And be reminded of how much i love you. You are no longer a part of my life Your mom now is someone elses wife. Maybe one day you will remember me. And all the things i would have liked to be. But if you dont, i dont blame you. There was nothing i could do. I just wanted you to know Even though you cant hear me. I do still love you.

Little April
Little April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU S

A Little Parabol
She arose every morning to the faint lingering dream that she would find the one, this new day, a new sunrise filled with hope and a new awkward smell of freshness. She never failed in her mind to the concept that the man of her dreams was just around the corner, waiting for her, waiting to display that instilled locket, a phrase, a passionate sequence of words to melt her heart, a glance that would tremble the very fabric of her well balanced being, a man so beautiful to the eye that would shake the earth in his splendor, these facts, these hopes, that's what she awaited. That is what drove her everyday into the next rise of the burning sun. Years passed, yet everyday she awoke with the same blissful dream in her shoulder. She did as any other girl would, she would see date men and boys of all opinions and stature, only temporary tools to fight off the desire that burned in her, of her hope of one day finding that perfect man. She kept to herself about, what others called a 'childi

A Little Something For Us Nice Guys!
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they'

A Little Girl's Prayer
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma..." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He

A Little Boy's Explanation Of God.
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista, CA. He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to "explain God." I wonder if any of us could have done as well? [ .... and he had such an assignment, in California, and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! ... ] EXPLANATION OF GOD: "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers." "God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must

A Little Fly
OK Ladies here is how to solve one of our problem A little FLY When I went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport, in Amsterdam, I saw the fly and didn't think much about it. Now I know why it was there. Who says you can't potty train a man?

The Little Things That Make Me Happy
I feel very blah. I have been barfing my guts out and I only look forward to talking my Baby. I really hate being hot. Yesterday I was in the hospital three times and these doctors just keep giving me more medicine. I really wish he were here insted of MO. But we cannot always get what we want and so the times I do get to talk to him I am happy. And the picture I have of him helps because I beleive I am falling in love with him. I feel like shit and the room is still spinning like it was last night. Err... I am going to lay back down again....or maybe go back to the hospital even though I just got out. Muah, JC

Little Johnny In School...where Else Would He Be??? Lol
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated, because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. ` Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big , she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

7 Little Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

A Little Venting
ok those of u who know me know i do all i can to help everyone as much as possible on here. But i think alot of u have forgotten i had surgery on my hand 3 weeks ago and still in a cast so im doing everything one handed and im a bit slow with everything. Im trying my damnest to help all my friends who are in contests and giveaways but i can only do so much at a time. Im sorry if this bothers anyone.

A Little About Me
Well I thought I might as well do a blog to let everyone know a little about me. I grew up in Oklahoma, that is why I have the name cowboy..... My dad was in the US Army and we moved alot. I spent 6 years in Germany. When I graduated from high school I joined the US Navy. I have been around the world.I am technically on my third marriage. ( married my ex-wife twice. Not my brightest moment.) I am currently a volunteer firefighter. I enjoy Drinkin beer and hangin out outside. Anything outdoors. Anything else ya want to know feel free to ask, I am a very open person.

Little Johnny's At It Again
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little John ny. "Giving up?" * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

A Little About Me And A Website I Found...
As you may (or may not) know, I am a depressive. The specific type I have is dysthymia (a chronic, low-grade depression). Because of this, I take meds.The specific type I have been on has been citalopram (the generic form of Celexa, available at Wal-Mart for $4 for a 30-day supply). It's one of the weaker medicines, according to my doctor, but it was working.Until a week ago Wednesday.During that time, I got extremely depressed for about 5 days or so. It put me and my wife (and some coworkers) through a small slice of hell.Anyway, what brought this up today was that I found a web site with suicide notes. It can be found here. I was reading through them, realizing that it could have been me if I didn't know what was going on with my brain chemistry.Scary, huh?tag: suicide, web site, suicide notes, mental health, suicide note, depression, dysthymia, medicine, health-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

A Little Help For A Friend...
Ok, I'll get right to it.. I have a friend on here who's in a contest with "pucker up pictures". She'll get a cherry blast if she wins. But, to win, her picture needs 10,000 comments!!! Right now it's only at just over 1,000. Please help her win by going here... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=315127&albumid=451563&i=1788044368 And commenting on her image. Leave as many as you'd like! In fact, if you don't have anything else or anything better to do, leave lots!!

A Little "tlc"
A LITTLE "TLC" My Sweetie calls me on the phone and begins to tell me that she is having such a bad day, after listening to her and lending an ear I asked her.....You are in need of some TLC and a slow relaxing screw tonight aren't you? ....that would be nice, she replied. Would you hold me all night? she asked. Yes... you know it I replied. And would you kiss me first ting in the morrning? Yes...I told her! I would wake up before you and slide my hand down your tummy and start to rubb and play with your soft skin, all the while I kiised you so softly about the neck and shoulders....then i would slide my fingers down making my way to your clit after teasing you for a moment with my fingers.....then I would slide down and begin to kiss you all over teasing you with my tongue as I start to lick it. You start to waken, you wonder why your body is all tingly then you realize that I am licking and sucking that tight clean shaven pussy. You reach your hand down and run your fi

A Little Note To Me From A Certain Someone..
What is passion when you cant get passed the pain. I know that in life we all have done things for the moment, But should you let that define who you are as a person. If you say you want love in your life, Then you should make sure you are ready to love and not be a victim for passed pain. Love is the fresh air that travels thru passion, But betrail is the walls built from pain. How can you love and not trust, But want to claim your real. My passion goes deep like my soul 2 life, References to the days within my years. {thats real} Dont look for love until you understand pain, Because either one comes with a sacrifice. What R you willing to pay, Trust to be open or closed to who U are.

Little Johnny And The Abc's
One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a word beginning with "A", Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew he would say "ass" so she called on Mary Lou, who said ''apple". This continued through most of the alphabet, because his teacher knew that there was a cuss word that Johnny would say for every letter of the alphabet. Then she got to ''R''. She thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any cuss words that began with R, so she called on Johnny. ''R is for rats - big FUCKING rats, with twelve-inch cocks!''

A Little Application, Just For Fun
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

A Little Sadness For The Evening
My cat is 16 years old and has diabetes....I need to give her insulin twice a day, but in order to do so, she has to eat first. The past few days, she won't eat. So tonight I tried feeding her again and she did not eat, so I could not give her the shots. I tried feeding her again in my mom's room and she's not doing well at all.........I think she won't last the week. Now I know a lot of you are going to say, it's her time...She's had a nice long life...But it's hard letting a pet go. Especially one you've devolved a bond with and have had since you were 13. She's the best cat I have ever had and I shall miss her terribly......Honestly, I cannot stop crying right now. The only thing that is helping me is my mom and the love of my two friends Tom and Kevin. If it were not for them right now, I would be in my bed crying again, having anxiety attacks. So, this is my blog for the evening. It's a serious one, unlike the ones I normally post. Sometimes, getting this stuff off your chest help

A Little Past Due, But Still Valid
How profound... Current mood: nauseated "CONFUSION – is what we call the emotion that really means 'I don't know something, but I think I SHOULD know it.' Again, more resisting reality. The truth is, you don't know everything and you never will. Life is a continuous learning experience and the brighter you are, the more you have to learn. You could live for thousands of years and still not know everything." My horoscope for 7/20/07: There is more happening today than meets the eye as you push past the frustrations that have held you back. Your ambitions are activated now and your sharp tongue is ready to wag. Think again before you speak; if you can slow down a bit, your crazy ideas can mature enough to have a real impact on your life.

Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .... "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning! "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no" , says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Wrigley Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stan d behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, wh

The 'l I T T L E ' Things
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change. One's Car wouldn't start. One went back to Answer the telephone . One had a Child that dawdled And didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't Get a taxi. The one that struck me was the man Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. Now when I am Stuck in traffic , Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone

A Little Fyi
If you talk to me and i seem a little grumpy thats because i am and im sorry..most of you know i had the surgery on my hand and the ligament is reattaching itself to my thumb bone causing alot of pain...im also getting very frustrated at the fact that i am so limited on what i can do right now.having to ask my kids to help me everyday makes me feel very weak..the past 5 weeks i think is finally catching up with me....in 2 more weeks im supposed to get the cast off as long as its healed like it should be..but my thumb may never be the same again..so im just a bit grumpy and down..and if i dont talk to you im sorry but hope u all can understand what im going through.

Little Boys‎
GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

The Little Things
the little things in life are what makes it so interesting the people that are involved each bring something to your life from precious gifts of a shoulder to cry on to the smile from someone you adore the words of wisdom coming from little angels and friends you can truly depend on the person you run to when things are too tough and the person who inspires you to the gifts of hopes and dreams and something to look forward to everyday and when someone special comes along friends see it in your eyes and will be there to wish you the best or pick up the pieces when they fall to the advise sometimes unwanted but always heartfelt and to the one that takes your breath away and constantly amazes you and when you find these treasures keep them close and always let them know you care... *to my friends...I love you all, and especially you my love

Little Girl's Firetruck
LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the m iddle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to Run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster" The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." lol:P Tc n peace..Boo..hugz!!

A Little Freaked Out Right Now
If anyone saw the stuff on the news about a bridge collapsing in Minneapolis...I went over that bridge yesterday, about two hours before it happened. I didn't find out 'till an hour later, when I got a message on my cell phone but I couldn't check my voicemail-- it seems all cell phone signals were jammed due to the heavy traffic. I finally turned on the TV and saw what had happened. As far as I can tell, my family, friends, and everyone I know who uses that bridge were never near it when it happened. I'm just amazed that it was yesterday...Tuesday I went to Ikea and got stuck in rush hour traffic...I went over the bridge about the same time as it collapsed the next day. I was even thinking of going to Ikea the next day instead, I just can't imagine...like I said, I'm a little freaked out right now.

Little One's
LITTLE ONE'S SITTING HERE CONTENTED AS CAN BE WITH MY GRANDBABIES ON MY KNEE TINY FEET RUNNING DOWN THE HALLS CRAYON MARKS ON THE WALLS GRANDPA, READ ME A STORY BOOK HOW CAN I, SAY NO TO THAT PRECIOUS LOOK? I GO OUT FOR A DRIVE AND TAKE THEM ALONG TURN UP THE RADIO GRANDPA, IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG I DONT GET TO DAILY WATCH THEM GROW. NOTHING LASTS FOREVER I SUPPOSE IT'S THE ABSENSE WHEN, WE'RE APART HELPS KEEP LOVE WARM IN MY HEART AS I BEND DOWN TO WIPE A DIRTY FACE GOD GIVES US GRANDKIDS THRU HIS LOVING GRACE chris

Little Hope
Please be sure to read beyond the poem for some background. The beginning of a new day, Brings hope as each night I pray, I switch on the light, Knowing I have an uphill fight, A struggle, a muddle, oh how I hate my life. I walk by the mirror & see my reflection, Fat and ugly how I wish for perfection, Another day 7 years on and still no bleed, Oh god how I wish to be freed, A struggle, a muddle, Oh how I hate my life. I ask myself will I ever conceive, Hmmm.... If only I could beleive, As tears roll down my cheek, My life is looking bleak, A struggle, a muddle, oh how I hate my life. ~~~~~~~~~ PCOS is the most common endocrine disorder of women, affecting as many as 1 in 10. While there is no cure for the syndrome, the symptoms can be managed with proper treatment. It appears to be an inherited condition but it can also manifest in women with no family history. All too often, women feel very alone in their quest to get a handle on this confusing disorde

A Little Taste Of Levi
So here I sit in the Travis AFB TLF, pretty much bored out of my skull. I will be going to drill this weekend at a new unit where a lot of my friends have transfered and I am contemplating another slow dull night tomorrow night. What worries me is that have I become so insulated over the past few years that my friend network has dindled down to a few people that are basicly indiferent to my plight of bordom. It's all acidemic at this point, I am deploying at the end of this month (I expect orders by the end of this week, and with that my friends here in the states will become a collection of pictures and memories that I share in the few moments I am not doing that which I have so many times raised my hand and promised to do. Either way I will try to keep the pictures flowing and the news as to what is going on as I can. Best to all you and yours, Chris

A Little Bit About Me
I get the same questions over and over again.. so here are some answers.. I am 50.. yes I really am..why would I lie about being 50? lol just kills me that people even ask that.. I have dated younger women.. but prefer to date women in their 30's and 40's ... (Kitties are cute but I prefer a Cat that is already trained.. lmao.. hahahahaaa) I am 5'11" .. and I prefer women Sexy, Well shaped over and under. I really am that busy.. I have three Son's.. and hey I have a real life too... I live in Centrel California.. about an hour east of San Francisco.. I am single... well divorced.. for five years.. why you ask.. well the ultimate deal breaker.. she cheated.. enough said.. I had a girlfriend but we broke up.. I don't want to jump into a relationship with the next women that comes along.. I am picky about who I spend my precious time with.. I will not settle.. I am hard to get to know.. I will be nice to everyone but only a select few who earn my trust will ever ge

Little Johnny
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with." Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?" "I wanna play 'Mummy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply. Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?" Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you're taking a nap." Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mum goes upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up

Little Boys And Their Lizards
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out loud! I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mum !" I was equally ou traged. "Hey,

A Little Radar Love
I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head that drives my heel It's my baby callin', says I need you here And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear When she is lonely and the longing gets too much She sends a cable comin' in from above Don't need no phone at all We've got a thing that's called Radar Love We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love The radio is playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee's comin' on strong The road has got me hypnotized And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough She sents her comfort comin' in from above We don't need no letter at all We've got a thing that's called Radar Love We've got a light in the sky (Instrumental break) No more speed, I'm almost there Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care Last car to pass, here I go And the line of cars drove down real slow And the radio played that forgotten song Brenda Lee's comin' on strong And the newsman sang

Little Boxes By Malvina Reynolds
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same. And the people in the houses all went to the university Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same, And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same. And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry, And they all have pretty children and the children go to school And the children go to summer camp and then to the university Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same. And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

Little Scibbles
just some oldish poems that Im posting for a friend to read. don't mind the morbid rambles, some of my best writing is when I am starring down a black hole! - Bleed My mind is bent and twisted, Knotted and tied round it. Today seems like February But February seems like yesterday, And the day before Wednesday. Blood on my shirt is dry and brown, Think I should have a shower, I take a look at myself in the mirror And scream a little louder. Someone please hold me, A stranger is starring at me through the mirror, Her arms bleed and she feels relieved. What’s wrong? Oh...That’s just me bleeding again. - Insanity Forbidden, eclipsed yet shaken eyes, Press out for touch of mind. Isolated from self, menace of life Brutal temper calms darkest of nights. Conversing with self, Reflection of truth, speak of lie. Though reversing from society, Cloaking self within irony. Tangled and twisted, soaked and blistered Sweeps solid shame over casual blam

Little Girl And Mother Shopping...
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother, "How old are you?" Mommy says, "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life." The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?" Mommy says, "That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you grown up." The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything." So little Mary does as her friend recommended. That night she sneaks into her mother's room while her mom was cooking dinner. She rummages through her purse and finds the drivers license and examines it caref

Little Boy At Nude Beach
A mother and father took their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walked along the sand, he noticed that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he walked back to ask her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, went to play in the ocean but returned to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replied, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy went back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returned once again, and promptly told his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Little Sugar On The Prairie
Dear friends, I'm writing to you from the shriveled and dry heart of America--Dakota country. I'm over an hour away from the nearest Wal-Mart, which warms my heart, but the 90 plus temperatures have warmed the rest of me so much so that I'm a bit overheated. And brown, too. Even though I'm about five shades lighter than my mother, she tells me I look like I'm turning into a little Injun. My people aren't the most politically correct. You may be wondering what on earth I'm doing on the fu when I could be spending this valuable time with my family, people I see perhaps twice a year. Truth be told, I'm escaping. I'm curled up in bed--in my childhood bedroom--looking up at photos my mother hung of me. One of me with my brother, one of me as an adult with my pretty, and one of me as a chubby two-year-old girl, apparently humping a kitty. I'm thinking of scanning it and making a classy hump-day html comment for everyone to enjoy. Kitty-child-porn, if you will. (And you

The Little Girl And The Wrinkles
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa. "Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl. "Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa. "Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"

Little Brothers
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't

A Little Help Please
Help me become a godmother, I have been on this site almost a year, held serveral contests, accept every friend request and fan everyone back. I have been busting my butt on this site for as long as i have been on here and do help when others ask me to help them level. I dont have the funds to buy a happy hour nor for blasts. I just truge along trying to get ahead on my own. If you would help me get to my goal I will return the rates until i run out of them. I'm just asking for a little help here. Thanks ~Devil In Cuffs~~Devil In Cuffs~Mistress of Seduction of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ fubar

A Little Male Humor
Too funny! Sorry guys!...well not so much!! One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " OHIO STATE! " And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed

Little Chocolate Creams Like My Mother Used To Make
Little Chocolate Creams Like My Mother Used to Make Here's an easy but deliciously decadent way to get that much-needed chocolate fix. Don't forget to obey the instructions: Serve these little creams with crisp cookies. Credit: I Want Chocolate! by Trish Deseine Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 5 eggs * 1/3 cup sugar * 2 cups milk * 4 ounces best-quality dark chocolate, chopped into small pieces Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Place the eggs and sugar into a mixing bowl and beat lightly. Bring the milk almost to a boil, pour it over the chocolate and mix well. Gradually add the chocolate mixture to the eggs. Pour the creamy mixture into little bowls or ramekins. Place them in a gratin dish or baking pan and fill it with hot water to the halfway mark. Place in the oven and cook for 15 to 20 minutes. Leave to cool and serve with thin, crisp cookies.

A Little News!
Just a little news which I think is very cool. My manager has been setting up some appointments with some selected people in Nashville and thus far, it's going very well. Myself and my manager will be taking a four day trip to Nasville and a couple of other areas next month for these appointments she has been making. She has been talking with some people who are very interested in what they have already heard, so this trip could be very beneficial. I will post more information as I have it, but for now looks like we will be making a very fruitful trip to Nasville. Don't forget the book is now available and you can get your copy at several links in previous blogs and, you can find the book on Amazon.com Barnes & Nobles Borders Waldenbooks and every online bookseller on Earth. So, go grab one and thanks to everyone for your warm and wonderful support :) Peter Britt

A Little Dr. Phil For Ya?? :-p
So there was a MuMM on children, behaviour and discipline issues. I got a bit carried away...as I've been known to do. *blush* It's a topic I'm not just passionate about, but have been on BOTH sides of before. Without getting into personal details, I know what abuse is like first-hand. I have always tried to find a way to relate to children so that punishment is a last-resort, no matter what form chosen. You'd be surprised what a little "persuasive" guidance can accomplish with children. :-) (I.E. - "Let's see how many toys you can put away in 15 minutes!" or "How many toys can you fit in your toy box?" etc. Get the point? It works!!!) Here's the two long-winded comments I left. LoL -------------------------------------------------- Comment 1: Whatever you choose to do...CONSISTENCY is key! If you do not follow through each and every time, or make "empty threats", they'll quickly learn which buttons to push, when & how to push them, and that there will be little to NO conse

Little Bobby
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday . Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. ************ ** Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby ************ ** Bobby knew that this

Little To Late
How have I come to this How did I slip and fall How did I throw half a lifetime away Without any thought at all This should've been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of twist in my fate But I know the truth and it haunts me I learned it a little too late I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me I learned it a little too late People have faith in me I think I once did too I promise whoever has a hold on out lives I'll see the bad times through This should have been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of shift in the stars But I know the truth and it haunts me It's flown just a little too far I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me It's flown just a little too far I try to blame it on fo

Little Girl
Little Girl... little girl, little girl why do you feel so old? little girl,little girl what secrets do you hold? little girl, little girl what have you now to say? little girl, little girl can you come out to play? little girl, little girl open up your hazel eyes. little girl, little girl let go now of those lies. little girl, little girl those secrets won't keep. little girl, little girl memories will not sleep. little girl, little girl come take my hand. little girl, little girl you'll understand. little girl, little girl smile now for me. little girl, little girl go now be free. A. Boudreaux 2007

Little Girl
A little girl with Hopes and dreams Internally she screams Loneliness that Runs so deep That they refuse to see Loneliness she came To know As she grew it would grow Soon a teen She self-destructs So young, turning corrupt What did they give her? Banishment! The ones who define demented! She numbs the pain Day-by-day Never feeling quite okay Time goes on Soon she’s with-child Still longing to be wild What kind of mother Can she be? No memory of planting the seed... Inevitably she’ll Make mistakes Can’t possibly know what’s at stake A human life Not a toy! Will she corrupt this baby boy?

A Little About Me
Like i said i am a mommy and a wife and after 4yrs of pure stupidity i am finally back where i belong and thats at home taking care of my family instead of being strung out and stupid. It actually was really eye opening to realize what i was neglecting which was my wonderful husband and two beautiful children. Take it from me everything you really ever need is at home!

Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in awhile a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a police-man stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.. "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "W ell, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!' " "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well",

A Little Of Nothing To Blog About Something
Just thought I'd see if I could figure out how to blog here. Guess I did it since I'm typing this and you're reading it. Feel free to send any constructive advice on how to "fubar" like a pro, or at least not look so green at it. Anyway, I'm off for now.

A Little Funny Lol
The Importance of Underwear > >>>> > >>>>UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at > >>>>this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! > >>>> > >>>>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working > >>>>under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes > >>>>this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, > >>>>only to have their car break down in the parking lot. > >>>> > >>>>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed > >>>>the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group > >>>>of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of > >>>>male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was > >>>>in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into > >>>>glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she > >>>>dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and > >>>>tuc

Little Question For You All
Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! [ ] i like you [ ] i used to like you [ ] just friends [ ] gorgeous [ ] cute as heck [ ] hot [ ] fine [ ] sexy [ ] amazingly sexy [ ] i want to fuck your brains out [ ] i want 2 make u my gf/bf [ ] i love u baby [ ] call me.....( )___-____

A Little Bit Of Glossed Over American History
One of the favorite slogans of politicians today is to Invoke our 'Founding Fathers' into today's political environment. Kinda like the 'What Would Jesus Do' arguments. Well, Myth has once again overtaken reality. The Truth is that by the Mid 1790's 1/2 the country wanted to Lynch the other 1/2 - and Visa Versa - Kinda Like Today. Or Rather JUST LIKE TODAY - Ya, That's my point here. The following relates to a little bit of American History that most people NEVER heard about: The Alien and Sedition Acts of 1798 which OUTLAWED CRITICISM OF THE GOVERNMENT as a means of enhancing NATIONAL SECURITY. Sound Familiar? Wouldn't George Bush and Chaney LOVE to have this kind of Power? The Alien and Sedition Acts were four laws passed by the Federalists in the United States Congress in 1798 during the administration of President John Adams, which was waging an undeclared naval war with France, later known as the Quasi-War. Proponents claimed they were designed to protect the United States f

Little Setbacks
The past few months it seems I have experienced little setbacks repeatedly. I know nothing beats the me moving 4x in ONE month....but this little setback was..I know some of you know that I had a minor car accident about 10 days ago or so. I think it finally caught up with me. Where I work there are Nurses, Doctors and Physical Therapists. The head of PT examined my muscle and thinks it has to do with soft tissue damage from the accident. I somehow pulled a muscle within the last 2 days. The muscle is located around my shoulderblade from my shoulder to the front of my body. Let me tell you...that puppy hurts. It even hurt to breath deeply. If I am in and out for the next day or so...it is because I am a bit indisposed. Thanks again for being great friends and supporting me :)

A Little Bit About Life
I DON’T PRETEND TO KNOW IT ALL, BUT I HAVE COME ALONG WAY OF KNOWING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT LIFE, LOVE, HEART BREAK, FRIENDSHIP,DEATH,AND JOYS. AND I DO KNOW IN THIS LIFE WE WOULDN’T BE WHO WE ARE TODAY IF IT WASN’T FOR THE FACTS OF LIFE YOU CAN TAKE THIS HOW YOU WANT TO BUT THROUGH EVERY TEAR DROP,SLEEPLESS NIGHT, WORKIN YOUR ASS OFF TO HAVE A DIME TO YOUR NAME,BROKEN HEARTS,WHATEVER IT BE WE ARE SHAPED INTO THE PEOPLE WE ARE THIS VERY MOMENT IN TIME… YOU CAN EITHER BE A BETTER PERSON FOR THE LESSONS LEARNED OR KEEP BITCHIN ABOUT THEM AND GO NOWHERE... BUT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS WE DO NOT LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD NEVER WILL EITHER !!!! SO MAKE IT WHAT YOU WANT BUT REMEMBER WE ALL WALK THE SAME ROAD.LOVE THE PEOPLE CLOSE TO YOU WHILE YOU STILL CAN,AND REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR LIFE IS SOMEONE ELSE’S MIGHT BE A LITTLE WORSE THAN YOURS... Get this widget | Share | Track details

A Little Glimpse Into Who I Am. (part 1)
Recently, a good friend of mine told me that I needed to post a pic of my tattoo. Well, I figured that if I was going to post one that I might as well explain a little bit about it's meaning. So, to start off, here is a pic of my tattoo. Yes, it is a pair of Angel wings with a halo. It is symbolic of my Guardian Angel. Yes, I have no doubt that I have one with me at all times. It was shortly after my car accident that I knew of my Guardian Angel. I actually knew her before the accident, but didn't know she was my Guardian Angel till a short while later. The accident was on 11/30/02 while on my way home from work. I was t-boned driver side by an F150 pickup truck doing around 50mph. This is what it looked like... The impact to the driver side was just over 3 feet deep. The outcome of this collision was a concussion, various contusions, lacerations to the face and upper body, and a broken neck. At one point, my life was taken from me and given back to me. I may never

Little Girl
Little Girl By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary Little girl, chortles and giggles while she fools around Envisions herself a fairy tale princess, by her prince she was found Garbed up daintily she's high above the ground Blinded from reality that around her abounds But youth expires and laughter withers Abruptly encountered veracity, her young mind cant figure the castle replaced by a cave so dark and bitter her prince suddenly faded and in place a beast she deciphered Gazes at her feigned magic mirror and grunts awhile theres age in her eyes yet youth in her smile the fairy tale story she envisaged has all been a wile she lives a time she never invited and it came in piles there are still times when the little girl would come out and snigger and plays like a gypsy in a foreign land, alone with no other finicky creatures and happy thoughts of great wonder but often she wakes back in the dark cave she has to ponder not the life she visualized when her

Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they can’t stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick “thing” makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball. As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something you’ll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they don’t win are something that gr

Little Boys And Their Daddies
3:00pm found me sitting with three other families in a 15x30 room, chairs lining all four walls, two doors leading to and from the room: the unlocked one through which the family members enter, the locked one through which our children are escorted every Saturday and Sunday for their thirty minute family visit. It wasn't too long before the tell-tale sounds of little hands jiggling the handle of the locked door reqached our ears. Instinctively I knew it could only be one set of eager hands, unwilling to be patient until the nurses could come to unlock the door and let them through. Yes, the the familiar high-piched squeal of little Eric through the door confirmed it. Well, when the door opened he shot like a bullet straight across the room to me, a giant apple in his hands, yelling "DADDY!". The apple, of course, was for me. You see, every time I visit him, he saves the fruit from one of his meals to give to me as a present. Sometimes it is an apple, sometimes an orange. And they

Little Psychological Gremlins Playing Whack-a-mole With My Issues.
(Poly People in particular… I could use some feedback on this one.) I’ve started to blog about this a few times… It usually ends up deleted and the emotions usually end up festering. I don’t feel like I can talk about it to the people who really matter because comparisons of this nature have seriously pissed those people off in the past. Fuck, it’s even pissing ME off because I know the sheer illogic of my emotions. I know it’s the depression and the post-traumatic stress taking me places that I don’t want to go. In my head I know the names of the little psychological gremlins that are having a serious party playing whack-a-mole with my emotional issues. Yet, I can’t seem to shut the little fuckers up. ~sigh~ You know what this means dear ones. It’s Blogging time. My boyfriend is the private sort. No one really needs to know the depth of what is going on in his personal life unless those people are personally involved. OK, so he has this social situat

8 Little Thing About Me
You probably don't know these and probably don't care but I'm bored here and thought I'd come up with 8 things about me that you may be unaware of: 1. I've never bought a "porno" magazine nor rented or bought a "porno" movie. 2. I ALMOST believe in the sacred feminine... almost. 3. I can't walk through walls really... it just seems that way. I'm pretty stealthy. 4. My idea of a good time - cuddling on the couch watching a good movie, followed by dancing... 5. Despite outward appearances, I'm shy and reserved. But hey, I'm a good actor, or so I'm told. 6. I was attacked by a dog on December 12, 1973 and I got the scars to prove it. 7. My cat may possibly be my best friend. 8. I'll try almost anything once but there are a few very specific things I absolutely will NOT do no matter what. Anyone else wanna share?

A Little Mix Of Everything
You scored as Boobies/nipples, You like boobs, well so do I join the club. Hooray for boobies! Yay for the bloodhound gang!Boobies/nipples79% Anal71% Gay/Lesbian71% Bdsm71% Beastiality64% Anime61% Tb/dl43% foot fetish29% Which fetish are you?created with QuizFarm.com

A Little Math...
Saturday=3 or 4 hours Wednesday=9 hours Thursday=16.5 hours Friday=6.5 hours Total= 35 hours, approx. Today=6 hours Tomorrow=14 hrs Tuesday=15 hrs Total= 35 hours, approx. For not working alot of days I'm having a fuck ton (which is more than a shitload, btw) of hours. I wish I could remember how many hours I had the week before last... only around 30 I think. Ah well I find out on Wednesday. Anyways... went out last night. Chad called me up and FINALLY took me to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 at the Palace. When I first met him over a year ago he promised to take me to see the second one, but that didn't happen. So he made up for it now. I have some really awesome friends... :) And right now I'm tired as hell so.. XOXO

A Little Party
For a long time I have tried to get my wife to entertain other men as a part of our sexual experience. She has always seemed to be open to the idea as a fantasy, but the situation has never presented itself to make it a reality. That is until this past weekend. We drove down to Fort Hood on Friday and settled into a nice little hotel that was "lifestyle friendly," and close to the post. Say what you will about military personnel, they are AIDS tested and usually young, fit and healthy. And they're usually horny. There was nothing too out in the open about people's conduct at the hotel, but there was definitely an air of sensuality around. Friday night we did the local club scene and returned back to chat with several couples and singles hanging around the pool area. Nothing happened, but we had a lot of fun, teasing and laughing. As we went to bed, though, my wife told me she had a surprise for me on Saturday night; that is, if I was still up to seeing her

Little About Me
I'm currently seperated over 4 years now. I sublet a room from my son & his family. They have 2 boys, 0ne 6, one 3. My daughter has two children also. One boy 7, and a daughter who is 5. Those grandkids are the light of my life! :) I recently retired from a 22 yr Law Enforcement career. I'm taking the summer enjoying the grandchildren :) We've been camping 4 times and to Disneyland twice so far lol I'm not sure if I'm going to pursue a new career or just be a "nanny" to the boys for a while as both my son and daughter in law work full time night shifts.

Little Old Lady
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and, also very arrogantly, turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!!"

Little Vito
On Math A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down th e top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." LITTLE VITO ON MATH Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Why?" asks Little Vito's fa

Little Johnny At It Again
Little Johnny at it again - Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development." At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls to stay behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, Get up and leave the class room" Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go Ahead Anita" Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Koosie!" Koosie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture

Little Things In Life
Little stones make big mountains Little steps can cover miles Little acts of loving-kindness Give the world its biggest smiles Little words can soothe big troubles Little hugs can dry big tears Little candles light the darkness Little memories last for years Little dreams can lead to greatness Little victories to success It's the little things in life That brings the greatest happiness

Little Known Conversion Factors - Lol!
Things you didn't know that you need to know. Now that you know it is hard to imagine life before these thoughtful conversions... 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of fall

Little Joey Markentoff
Little Joey Markentoff liked to bite his fingers off, but when he had none left to bite he pined, and cried, and finally died. So if you're sixteen shades of blue and desperate for something new, just do go bite your fingers off like little Joey Markentoff.

Little Margaret!
Little Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Margaret, who created the Universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her Class. A little later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is Our Lord and Savior?" But Margaret didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!"shouted Margaret and the Nun once again said," Very good," and Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fa

A Little Question To See The Answer
to all you people out there this is a question as me and the bf are dicussing we was just wondering how many of you georgous people out there would love to see a live feed of me being nekkid and the bf riding me like a rodeo please reply if you really want it not just coz your horny please rate me too (cheeky plug there) and yes i really do want replys coz it is a propper question as we are having a domestic about this as i speak, please dont let me put you off replying to this as it is a friendly domestic btw my bf is doofy who is on fubar too and is in some of my pics if you need to see him this is just a curious question which could in the right minds go further i have marked it as NSFW so i dont get deleted your cooperation is appreciated tyvm your sxc becs

Little Girl Lost
as she sits and stares at her reflection, she wonders where the innocent times went, the times when she could smile all the time, and feel joy at everything before her.. She stares into a face that has become almost a stranger to her, changed beyond what she remembers, changing still with time... She looks into the eyes that she knows so well, gazing forever back at her and thinks of who she will become, and what she will see in them for time to come. a little girl trapped forever in the eyes of a woman

A Little Too Late
I always knew you'd try to come around... Try to pick me up off of the ground... I guess you want to wipe off the slate... I hate to say this, but you're a little too late... The world has closed in on me, there's nowhere to run... Tightens it's grip, I'm coming undone... The end seems so near now, I have it in site... What do I do now, flight or fight... Stay and fight for what I don't think I'll win... Run for my life and start over again... What do I do now, the future's so unclear... Screaming for help, everyone turns a deaf ear... No one will help me, what do I do... Thought someone would be there, including you... I guess I was wrong, I'm going to break... Can't save me now, you're a little too late.

Little Old Lady In Court
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing m

A Little Info About Me Lol
March 21-April 20 Ruling Planet: MARS The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries. FAVE POSITION Always on top and always in charge BEST SEX TOY Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge! ARIES MALE IN BED The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning typ

A Little Something
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Little Tony
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it Isn't called sexual intercourse. It 's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Little Boy At Nude Beach
LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean, but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is. "Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Little Things For Granted...
"I suppose in some way the reassurances and overall satisfaction of helping make you appreciate what you have more. It is easy to take the little things for granted. Get lost in the "what I don't have" mentality. But in the end when you think of how much worse it could be, then, the regular and ordinary seem fantastic and extraordinary." -- El Chango My friend I have known for several years now and I were emailing back and forth tonight during a lull period while I am at work. We were discussing the rewards and disappointments/frustrations with the line of work that I do, as well as some of the things I do to escape the horrifying stories I hear through work. I love what he said, as quoted above, don't you? He is right. I find the glimmer of hopes in what I do, but occasionally the dismal affects of the job can seem daunting at times. Taking the little lights of hope when they come, they can make a huge difference -- just as any small step that a victim makes towards freedom

A Little Lat, But Well Said
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent

Little Creative Writing
who would sneak up on me if i went out in the dark and walked where there was no light and no one around to protect me should i be scared should my heart race when a twig snaps? should the moving shadows bring fear into my soul will my mind race imagining all that can happen to me will i walk faster for no reason will i see things that arent there? will you get me? I know she is out there watching me moving silently in the trees and shadows i cant shake her she has become like an animal she only needs to feed i cant believe i fell into this i feel like im trapped i can feel her gaze on my body i can sense her moving swiflty after me i know the end is near i know the beginning comes after the end she likes it like that she has to hunt me i move faster but its no use she keeps pace i stop to lean against a tree in the shadows omg what was i thinking no sound but i feel her breath i hear her heart beat in the shadows its too late she has her hands

A Little Higher
A little higher There will be days so dreadful that you may regret ever getting out of bed, and there will be days so beautiful that you'll wish they would never end. You can make something good and valuable out of all of them. Some people you meet will make you instantly feel that you've known them for years. Others you meet may make you want to get as far away from them as quickly as you can. All kinds of people are equally worthy of your kindness, respect and consideration, and have their own valuable gifts to offer. Remind yourself often of that. There will be stretches of time when you'll feel you can't get anything right, and there will be periods when everything you touch seems to turn to gold. Don't allow either extreme to get the best of you or to compromise your precious integrity. You'll experience times of boundless joy, and moments of overwhelming frustration. You'll discover places of extraordinary beauty, and regions of terrifying ugliness. Through it all, re

A Little Favor...
this guy is really a great friend, hes sweet and returns the love!!! dont give me the "guys dont rate guys thats gay" bull, it doesnt make you gay, it makes you real!! so go show him some of that FUBAR luvin and tell him Riot sent ya, there could be a gift in it for you if you do this... thanks in advance to those who do this, just drop a comment in here or in my shoutbox or somewhere and you could be rewarded!! x-x-x Riot Girl ¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME@ fubar

The Little Girl And The Moon
The Little Girl and The Moon once upon a time there was a little girl. she liked to sit outside at night and talk to the moon. every night she kept the moon company. one night she noticed the moon seemed tired, so she climbed upon the roof, to tell the moon a secret. the old moon smiled, so she reaches up takes the moon in her hands and puts him in her pocket. then she climbs down and goes into her house, up the stairs to her room.there she takes the moon out and lets lay on her bed.for hours they talked, told secrets and giggled. then they heard people asking where the moon was. outside was so dark, they couldn't find their ways. the old moon says to the little girl 'maybe you should put me back into the sky, so the people can find their way home at night'. the little girl agreed.so she picks up the moon, puts him back into her pocket. she walks downstairs and goes outside. it was very dark, but she wasn't afraid, she had her friend the moon to help show her t

A Little About Me.
Hi everybody! I just want to thank everyone who has checked out my stash and given me such positive responses to the stuff in there. For those that don't know much of the videos included are songs that I have loved for most of my life and I always will because I feel very loyal to the things I love. The best bonus is when others enjoy and are entertained by those same things. I hope all of you wonderful folks are having a great week! Oh, by the way, if you have any questions about anything in my stash feel free to ask me. I'm not the leading authority on any of this stuff but I do like to share my wealth of generally useless information with others. Peace!

Little Johnny Strikes Again !
Little Johnny Strikes Again ! A teacher asked her class if anyone could use the word fascinate in a sentence. 3 students, Richie, Mary, and Johnny all raised their hands. Now, little Johnny had burned the teacher so many times before, so she called on Richie, who said: "My family went to a museum, and it was fascinating" "No, no" said the teacher, the word is fascinate, not fascinating. She avoided Johnny again, who was wildly waving his hand, and called next on Mary. Mary said: "I read a book last week, and I was very fascinated" "No, no" again said the teacher, who looked desperately around the room for any other volunteer. But none raised their hand. Out of desperation, the teacher closed her eyes, and said "Yes, Johnny" Johnny smiled broadly, and announced to the class: "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight!" The teacher sat down and cried.

Little Johnny's " I Like The Way You Think"
Little Johnny's " I Like The Way You Think" Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

A Little History About Me...
In August 1999 I joined the Army. I was stationed in Germany for 4 years and absolutely loved it. If I could live there, I would move in a heart beat. In 2000 I was deployed to Kosovo on a peace keeping mission for 7 months. I was in Belgium doing joint military training when the towers fell. In 2003 I was extended to stay in the Army for 4 months so they could deploy me to Iraq. In Iraq I saw 2 of my closest friends truck get blown up by a land mine. I thought they where dead, but they both walked away from the explosion. I was discharged from the Army with an Honorable discharge. After the military I met my "soon-2-be" Ex-wife. We got pregnant and had a shot gun wedding 5 months later. Now I'm trying to get divorced form her so I can move on with my life. If you have any questions or you would like to know more about me... feel free ask me anything. Thank you all for taking the time out to read a little bit about me.

Little Update
Well, still sick and on my second round of antibiotics, hoping this new one works. Too soon to tell really as I have only been on it for 36 hours. The first set of antibiotics didn't do any good even after they doubled the dose. The steroids they have me on are making me feel like I am losing my mind and very ancy which is a common side effect I am told. Breathing is much easier with the steroids and breathing treatments but this pneumonia is being stubborn. Hopefully by the time I see the Dr. Friday there will be a significant change otherwise the next step is hospitalization. I miss everyone and will be back in full swing on here as soon as I am better. Hugs to all, Susie

Little Back Dress
[[Image:Black_dress_298.jpg|200px|right]]The beauty about the little black dress is that you can create many dramatic looks with it. You can dress it from office to party with the right accessories. [[Category:Evening Wear]] [[Category:Wear]] [[Category:clothes]] [[Image:Black_dress_298.jpg|200px|right]]The beauty about the little black dress is that you can create many dramatic looks with it. You can dress it from office to party with the right accessories. [[Category:Evening Wear]] [[Category:Wear]] [[Category:clothes]] == Steps == #Start with a simple white pearl necklace. Think about jewelry you have already. A brooch pinned on the side of the dress to add some extra pizzazz. Then give them all way to a homless lady. #Put on some super sheer pantyhose and sexy black heels. (nude or off black is best) #If you're going for more of a summer look, get some gorgeous toe covering heels, preferably in red or black! You can never go wrong with those. #For an evening look, a little

A Little Gun Control History
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY Wednesday 09-19-2007 9:32am ET In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and extermin

Little Johnny
Little Johnny Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny asks, "Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him. So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing."

Little Purple Men
1 oz. sambuca 1 ox. Chambord Pour smbuca and Chamord into a brandy snifter.. (note) it has been reposted you'll see little purple men.. lol.. I need to try this one.. Different color smurf.. HELL YA!

A Little Anti Muslim Are Ya There Douchebag?
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/09/21/giuliani-defends-adviser-over-too-many-mosques-comments/ Giuliani defends adviser over 'too many mosques' comments RESTON, Virginia (CNN) — Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani stood by Congressman Peter King, a homeland security adviser to his campaign, over his comment that there are “too many mosques” in the country. Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke in Reston, Virginia on Wednesday. Giuliani told reporters late Thursday afternoon, “I know exactly what Pete meant. I knew what he meant before I heard the clarification.” The political web site, Politico, reported King said in an interview this week , “Unfortunately we have too many mosques in this country, there's too many people who are sympathetic to radical Islam. We should be looking at them more carefully, we should be finding out how we can infiltrate, we should be much more aggressive in law enforcement." King, the top Republican on the House

Little Kids Are A Blessing
Today I had a pretty bad start to the day and I got on my bus to pick up my children for headstart and I was a wreck. I just didnt think I could focus. I picked up my aide and everything was still not focusing. I picked up my first child and he came on and looked me straight in the eye as I said good morning and he came up to me and gave me a hug and said ms. Teresa I really love you your the best bus driver I will ever have and I just wanted to burst into tears. I love my children on the bus they always tell it like it is and I can't ask for anything better because they always know when your feeling good or bad and they always have those questions for u. That just made my day. I always look forward to my bus runs. The children always seem to make my day. I hope that I live to see these children grow up and someday I just might graduate to a bigger bus. Thanx for reading this everyone.

A Little Ditty
"onan , son of Judah,was a melancoly kid; he'd jerk and jerk and jerk and jerk,and that was all that he did. But God got very angry, when Onan shunned his mate. So awfully hipped on self-abuse,he wouldn't fornicate

A Little Easy
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A Little Game
This is CREEPY! Try it. It only takes about 30 seconds. Don't cheat! Think of a letter between A and W. * * * * * * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Keep going . . . Don't stop . . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of an animal that begins with that letter. * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animals name. Say it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * Almost there........ * * * * * * * * * Now count o

A Littel Testy
An Irish woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ''Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before.'' The doctor reassured her, ''A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?'' ''On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you about...,'' replied the lady.

Little Things In Life
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong" Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot

A Litt Bit
growing up in the 805 area code keep the hustler code,making money aint funny in my area code full of hustlers gangtas drug dealers and me and munkyface entertainment makes money we buy gold grills and ice for our ears shead no tear and show no fear we some ballers rollin in chargers impalas mustangs

The Little Tree...
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." ....

The Little Things Give You Away
LINKIN PARK LYRICS "The Little Things Give You Away" Water grey Through the windows, up the stairs Chilling rain Like an ocean everywhere [Chorus] Don't want to reach for me do you I mean nothing to you The little things give you away And now there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet under water I Do [End Chorus] Hope decays Generations disappear Washed away As a nation simply stares [Chorus] Don't want to reach for me do you I mean nothing to you The little things give you away But there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet under water I Do All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet under ground now I Now I do [End Chorus] [Brad's Guitar Solo] Little things give you away Little things give you away Little things give you aw

Little Girl All Alone
Sitting on a bench in Central Park was a little girl looking sad. A hump on her back looking awkward and strange; tugged my heart strings to say hello. I sat down beside her and asked for her name Angel she smiled and said. I talked to her about happier times about smiles and beautiful things. When I bowed my head and told her feared that I had fallen from grace, She quietly took my hand..... Looking up at me she smiled tears running down her face. Slowly she shrugged off the over coat she wore and beautiful wings took its place. You haven't been forgotten she cried nor forsaken or left down here. You only need to open your heart and push away all of the fear. As the tears of happiness streamed down my cheeks I closed my eyes to thank God. Then she was gone like a dream she faded.... but a single feather she left. So please my friend never forget that you are never alone. For there will come a day when your angel will near and come for to carry you home.....

Little Vito
LITTLE VITO ON MATH A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." LITTLE VITO ON MATH Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Wh

Little More Info
Ok just to give you alittle more info about me. I have had the job paying way mucho dinero,about 4,000 a month. Advertising...and yet with my income and my ex's income I was miserable! I had everything I could ever want at anytime. Yet I never was ok in life. So as far as making a bunch..i don't need to. I am content with simpler things like going to garage sales and making a home out of others peoples junk./.LOL Does that make sense to anyone out there? I mean I am sure if I really wanted to I could go and get a better paying job, but its not about the money for me. I just want to know if you think its a decent enough wage...maybe I should do a mumm about what the options could be. Oh wait I can't mumm! LMAO Oh well, I guess I really want to know if you all think I should go with my heart instead of following the almighty dollar..although I don't think I will do that..LOL Oh heck I don't know what I want to know..LOL Besides I think in the long run I am going to find a gu

A Little Dilema In The World Of Me.
So I dated this woman about 8 months ago. (Shortly before the horrible ex-roomate/girlfriend thang). She was intelligent, attractive, had quite a few interests in common with me. I loved spending time with her. The problem was two fold. 1. She and I had a hard time scheduling time with each other due to my job and her job. Add into that she was not allowed to come over to my place because my roomate was her boss (and I later found out that the roomate had a thing for me and was jealous). 2. Until she had dated me she had not dated anyone else for seven years. He reasons for this were because she did not want her son to be come attached to a man who may or may not be around for a long time. So she stayed single. This was a hell of a lot of pressure for me. I was afraid that I would hurt her and possible her son if I did not or was not able to stick around. So I broke things off with her and we have become pretty good friends. Still have trouble getting together but we talk

Little Boy Lost
Little Boy lost alone on the street Little boy lost waiting to eat Little boy lost so scared and so cold Loss of innocence to a man 50 yrs old Little boy lost blank expression in his eyes Working for a meal, working for guys Little boy lost outside kings x station Little boy lost, with cuts and abrasions Little boy lost no family or home Little boy lost all on his own What a caring man under his wing you go Little boy lost so desperate,so low Little boy lost needs to dull the pain Little boy lost injecting again Little boy lost memories begin to fade Little boy, lost behind the masquerade Little boy lost years of abuse Little boy lost alone and confused Little boy lost no mind of his own Little boy lost,how many seeds have they sown Little boy lost deep in despair Little boy lost stains in his hair Little boy lost What taste in his mouth Little boy lost alone in the south Little boy lost a distant memory Little boy lost, whats happened to thee Little boy

Little Known Things About Me
Directions! Now, Here Is What You Are Supposed To Do...And Please Do Not Spoil The Fun! Hit Forward, Delete My Answers And Type In Your Answers. Then Send This To A Whole Bunch Of People That You Know...And Send It Back To Me So I Can See Your Answers, The Theory Is That You Will Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know. Remember To Send It Back Please! 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes my uncle 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? can't remember 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING yes 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAM 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yes 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? is there any other way

Little Miss Horny
Hannah was always very mature for her age. She had way too big an interest in sex by the time she was twelve. She masturbated every night, and sometimes even used her big sister's dildo without permission. She dreamed of sex, of what she would do, how she would do it, and how she would get it. Little did she know, she would be getting it a lot sooner than she thought. Her parents didn't allow her to date yet. "Not until you are 16," they said. But Hannah knew she was ready to date. One Friday after school, a 16 year old 11th grader came up to her. She was used to the attention she got from boys (for she had a very mature figure for her age), and although she wanted to respond to it, she never did. She always respected her parent's wishes...until now. "Hey baby," the boy said. "What do you think about hanging out with me tonight?" He put her arm around her. Two of Hannah's friends were watching her from near the fence. Hannah glanced at them and winked. "Sure Ja

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

A Little About Me!
Ok well, I guess you wanted to know a little more about me, or you would not have come here to read. I could put all kinds of music, fancy backgrounds, and cool fonts in here, but it's easier to read without them, and if you care enough to know, I care enough to make it easier on you to read it. Here goes: I have 2 kids, their dad is not in their lives, and thats great with me. Long story, maybe I will tell you someday! My life has not been easy, I am not a little rich girl, and I am not spoiled or "high maintenance" Neither am I trash. I have been through enough things to know how to treat other people, to appreciate every thing about someone, and to know how to respect people. I absolutely HATE being lied to, that IS the worst thing someone could do to me, I would rather be punched in the face than lied to. I suppose it's because at least with a punch, you know what's coming, and you know when it's over. I am a very honest person, I like to talk and I like to listen

Little Angel/god's Gift
As I read the bullentins and having been a victim myself,it saddens me tremendously to know that a little angel is going thru this, that is why this is especially important to me to get the message out...PLEASE send prayers, love and support to Laura. A few kind words and support goes a long way...Lets show her that we here on fubar really care about our friends and are willing to share, help and give all the support we can....Hugs M'Lady Tina Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels@ fubar

A Little Of Whats On My Mind This Morning ....
Well I slept very little last night and am a bit still tired today. I guess I have alot on my mind these days. I haven't been high in over a month now...lol Which in a lot of ways is a good thing I guess. I haven't drank a beer in over 9 months as well as for me having sex...I haven't had any in about 3 years to be honest if you don't count my hand lol. while its on my mind I know I have no chance in hell in the one thing I dream about everynight. Meeting a woman that likes guys and other woman as well. Being able to have a 3sum with her and another woman. like people really say today...Dreams never do come true just like things in life.But like I say (It never hurts to try). I just don't get it, Hell people like my so called best friend sit there and bullshit their way through life and lie and steal and use others and then they all kiss his or her ass right afterwards. But me i d things the right ways and the best I can, and I get hurt in the end. Heres an e

Little Bit Bout Samhain
SAMHAIN, Halloween, & the Day of the dead This season was the beginning of the New Year (and winter) in many rural areas of Europe. The actual time of transition, from sundown on Samhain to sundown the following day, was a "thin place" in the Celtic world, a place between-the-worlds where deep insights could pass more easily to those who were open to them. In addition to inspiration, through the portals could also pass beings of wisdom, fun, and play (and some of these played rough, requiring common sense and real caution on the part of mortals). Christianity would declare that these creatures of "otherness" were evil, but that only reveals how clumsy is the relationship between the West's monotheism and much older, archetypal realms of the "imaginal." The creative impulse is inherent in life. In humans, only when it is repressed by too many narrow minds full of rigid "do's and don't's" does it rebel and re-direct its power into malice and violen

A Little About M
well after a verry long 5 years i finally got my life long friends back! Wich is one of verry few over the last 5 years. Not only did i get them back they also helped me get back to the "old me" as she puts it, and now everything is going great! I just got of a verry bad relationship with my soon to be ex hubby who was very abusive. I am now with my oldest childs father and i could not be happier! The only reason i didnt end up with him in the first place is because i never told him i was pregnant and he mooved out of state. (Trust me, I felt aweful.) But thank to my friends and their help I have him back. Now evrything is looking up we are verry happy. I guess it pays to have people who really cares about you. It is not fun being alone. so if u r reading this, thank you mommy from ur red headed step child! I have 3 beutifull kids that are 3, 1, and 9 mo. It keeps me busy but i would not change them for the world. But that is all for now, thatnk u again momy 1 & mommy 2! I lov

A Little Get Together With My Internet Friends (clickable Links)
ad a great time got an award from my friends that showed up & some gifts! I know im not going to remember some thing but here goes. I want to thank Jay (Jayscadillac) Martin (Koolcaddydaddy) Craig (cadillaccraftcenter) Joe (bongo57) John (slowhand) Jim (criusemissle) Bob P, and Tom (caddydad63) For showing up & making this somthing to remember for years! And Jen(Cadzillahh)For taking care of things while i was away, sorry you couldnt come. All these people frequent the Cadillac chatroom http://www.geocities.com/classiccadillacchat/poll.html Pictures at http://www.flickr.com/groups/cadillacchat/pool/ Some of the cars Forsale First 2 pages http://www.flickr.com/groups/21492412@N00/pool/ Note able pictures check this out, no caddy parts in carlisle my ***** LOL!!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikesbig429/1510381764/in/pool-21492412@N00/ My gifts http://www.flickr.com/photos/classiccadillacchat/1510006864/in/pool-cadillacchat / Me accepting the award at dinner http:

A Little Angry
okay i try to really be nice to people and show everyone respact that sometimes i will never get back in return. but theres a few things that i wont have with friends or fans, or anyone here in general. if you read my profile you know that im not here to find a man, im not here for cyber sex, or any nonsense. im not here to take full nude shots and post them for you so for the guy that keeps sending the friend request with your so fine show me all those beautiful tits you see that doesnt work for me. and its just outright rude.. so if you cant find it in you to keep it civil please let me know. other than that you all have been great!and i love the fact that you took the time out of your day to rate and comment my bics blogs and stash. thats so nice of you. and like i said im trying to get back to everyone. its taking alot of time. thanks for your patience on that. love you all bunny

Little Mark On Math
LITTLE Mark ON MATH!! A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2) Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic "Why?" a

Little Over 14,oo To Levl
help me levle pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Little Shop Lounge
WE ARE BACK AND LOOKING FOR OLD MEMBERS AND NEW OUR PLACE TO HANG AND MEET FRIENDS NOT TRYING TO BE NUMBER ONE JUST LOVE OUR FRIENDS.COME JOIN US DHoltStingray*@ fubar&CRAZY SEXYSISSY& DHolts~ LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR~~Memory Lounge of Lovely Ray & Angels~Prayers for Ste@ fubar WE CANT LEAVE OUT SLADE & HIS GREAT MUSIC FROM FULL THROTTLE RADIO

A Little Over 6000 Left!
Please help, only have a little over 6000 to go and then I am done and get a happy hour! If you are bored and need something to do, please come by, would love to try to finish this today if possible! Lots of luv, Jen link:

Little Girl
There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died."

A Little About Me
I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND FOR 24YRS. WE HAVE 4 WONDERFUL,STRONG,AND HEALTHY BOYS. THERE AGES ARE 16,10,3 AND 2. I LOVE MY FAMILY. WE LIKE TO TRAVEL. ABOUT ME??? WELL I WORK FOR XEROX AS A BILLER. I LOVE TO READ MYSTERY BOOKS, WATCH MOVIES AND LISTEN TO ALL TYPES OF MUSIC. I ENJOY MEETING NEW PEOPLE, MAKING NEW FRIEND ONLINE. I LIKE TO HIKE AND TAKE WALKS. LAYING ON A BEACH OR AT A PARK WITH MY MAN BESIDE ME IS A PERFECT DAY FOR ME. MY LIFE BASICLY REVOLVES AROUND MY LOVING HUSBAND AND BOYS. I MISS THE MOUNTAINS AND SNOW. WE MOVED TO PHOENIX FROM COLORADO. MY FAVORITE DRINK IS LONG ISLANDS OR SHOTS. CROWN ROYAL OR RUM. I DO NOT LIKE BEER. I DO NOT SMOKE. I LOVE GUYS WITH LONG HAIR. I THINK THEY ARE SEXY. MUSIC// I LIKE BLACK METAL IE. DRAGON FORCE, DIMU, CITHONIC, AND DRAGONLORD. I ALSO LIKE HIP HOP, POP, CLASSIC, R&B, INSTRUMENTAL, AND COUNTRY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME JUST ASK AND I WILL TRY TO ANSWER. I AM A VERY HONEST PERSON.

Little Kid.
I often wonder about my life as a child. All the imagination, all the energy. Wanting to explore, and discover. Playing pretend was really fun, as a kid, you really got to be that person. At least in your mind. But what happens to the character of that little kid? We're told you're getting bigger now, big people don't do that I say, why not. Then comes the responsibility. I can still play in the dirt and be responsable. Why do we as adults, have to give up child like ways. I still have an imagination. Why can't I be Superman? Why can't I be a cowboy? Does age restrict you're wanting to do things??? I say no!!!! We should be able to be a kid anytime we want to be. And not hear, act like an adut you're grown up now. So what. I took everything out of my pockets this summer and went out and laid down in a stream with riffles. Was I a kid? You're damn right I was, and it felt good. We put to much emphisas on being adult and forget about the child within. Well,,,I for one, regardle

Little Known Facts
In France, the word "blog" is considered a deadly insult, equivalent to the English "donkey-botherer". Bloggers have all the tasty goodness of traditional journalists with a third less of the actual content. In the 2004 publication, Webster's Dictionary listed the word "blogger" as meaning "an opening on the rear of the body through which feces are excreted." Although accurate, it was changed in response to bloggers signing Webster up for various animal porn subscriptions.

Little Sasuage
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

A Little Spice To Get U Going
Oh, come with me Take me in your arms Kiss me long and deep Feel my passion rise Remove my clothes Caress my soft skin With your fingertips Feel the softness Of my tender breasts Beneath your hands Touch them, stroke them Squeeze them, knead them Cover them with kisses Close your lips around the nipples Feel their hardness With your tongue Delve into me With your hot tongue Devour me Taste my essence As I scream your name...

A Little Commenting Love Needed
Can you please help out this girl with as many comments under her pic as you can... She's a really sweet person, she does return the love, and she appreciates all help we've given her so far...

Little Voice
How could I ever describe to him what he means to me? Words limit these feelings that run through my veins. How could I ever express the feeling that gives me goosebumps? The tingling on my flesh when I envision him near is eternal bliss, yet even that is an understatement. My gasp for air pierces the silence that surrounds me as I no longer resist the pleasure that fills my body, just from thinking about him. He's done so much for me and my life, done more than he should have. I know how lucky I am to even just know him, let alone be able to love him. To be loved by him. Curling up my toes, trying not to scream, suppressing any sound that I might utter. Digging my nails into my skin, needing more, wanting more. Biting down on my lip, eyes closed, concentrating on what's happening to me, on what I'm feeling. I love him, I know I do, hopefully he knows it too. I want him and I need him, I need him here. But he is here. He's here in my mind, here on my skin, soft tendern

A Little Update
Well, I just talked to dad for a minute and he was the phone with mom. I guess they sent her home last night and she didn't do well so dad took her back this morning. I will post more when I get more updates. Thank you to all of you who have shown that you care!

A Little About Me!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:SusanBirthday:17 JulyBirthplace:Roma,QLDCurrent Location:Roma, (Left and came back...I am not a hillbilly..lol)Eye Color:Blue/green hazelHair Color:BurgundyHeight:175cm (5'9)Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:English/French Canadian/IrishThe Shoes You Wore Today:NoneYour Weakness:My compassionYour Fears:Heights,drugsYour Perfect Pizza:Round??!!??Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Going to America

A Little Part Of Me
I want to share a little bit of me with you, by showing a picture of the school I went to.. Hamilton High School in Hamilton, oHio. This statue is called... "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND" It shows the caring, the love, the need for education... and the drive to succeed. It is made from solid bronse and like knowledge, it will endure the test of time.

Little Over 3000 To Get My 3day Blast, Please Help, Ty So Much :)
Please help me in this giveaway just a little over 3000 to get it, ive been sick with the flu so I havent been online much, To those who are helping me, thanks so much, I really appreciate it :D Have a great weekend everyone! Much love, xoxox Jen

Little Johnny
In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

A Little Piece Of Heaven
1. Does someone love you? yes. 2. Do you know anyone named Dave? yes. 3. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J? yes. 4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? no. 5. Have you ever tried Propel Calcium Water? yes. 6. What color are the walls of your parent's bedroom? off white. 8. Are you named after a grandparent? no. 10. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?? pass. 11. Are you taller than 5'6? yes. 12. Do you know anyone in jail/prison? no. 13. Ever seen a dead body? no. 14. Do you like the color green? sure. 16. How long is your hair? past shoulders. 17. Who was the last person to send you a text message? Will. 18. Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs? no. 19. Last restaurant you went to? Olive Garden. 20. What is the weather like today? warmer than yesterday but still a bit chilly. 21. Last voicemail you received? Scott. 22. What did you do yesterday? worked on tour dates. 23. What's the first thing you would

A Little About Me
Ok here I am ppl. I had heard about Fubar through some myspace friends and one of them told me to get over here and sign up, so here I am. I still don't know how to navigate through all of this so please bear with me.

Little Known Facts
Little known facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a h

A Little Girl So Young
A little girl so young, Innocent Pure. Just like any other child, play, eat, Sleep. Happy, just like always, Smiling, laughing, Singing. A little girl so young, Tortured, Abused. What could she do? Cry? Scream for help? Nothing. She was made to keep quiet. The little girl so young. (c) Angel Written on 27th September 2005

Little Grey Cells, Big Grey Areas
So far this week has been shit, and its only Tuesday... Ive got this overwhelming feelin that my life is slipping back to the old days which ive spent most of the past 10 years trying to get away from. Those of you who know me know what im talking about, those who dont, wont have a fuckin clue... Basically depression had plagued me for around 8 years, and last christmas i had a mini breakdown. No, not that type of mini, I cant drive....and since then ive been trying to keep myself at a level where I dont feel like going to bed and staying there for a month, or worse. but the past few days have made me feel like doing just that. Ive tried to be strong but the fact is, im not as strong as i used to be. Prior to my Xmas breakdown, it was 2 years since i'd felt so low that i feel like walking into the sea. Now, i know I cant do that. mainly because its half past eleven at night, the sea is 15 miles away and its blowing a gale. Seriously folks, im not mentally together at th

Little Known Facts
Little Known Facts 1. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 2. The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards. 3. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed." 4. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. 5. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten. 6. The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead". 7. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head." 8. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 9. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. 10. All porcupines float in water. 11. The airplane Buddy H

A Little About Me...and Storm..
Well......let'e see, I moved to Missouri from Michigan about 11 yrs ago. I am a 38 yr. old male, 155lbs., hazel eyes, 5'9", and athletic build. Storm is a 28 yr.old female, 145lbs., brown eyes, 5'8", and athletic build. We have three boys, 10,9,and 6. We own 4 pitbulls and just had a litter of 7 on Oct. 26, 2007. We are here to look for female friends that might want to be friends, hangout, and enjoy each other in "whatever" we all may do. She is a bi-female and I am a straight male and I need to stress that we are looking for bi-females or bi-curious females, to join us in some fun and activities. Very descreate and no strings attached fun and friendships. If interested let us know and we will get ahoild of you if you interest us......thankz

A Little Bit About Me
I just finished a really good book by Vila Spiderhawk, Hidden Passages: Tales to Honor the Crones. A fantastic book if I do say so myself. I had a hard time putting it down once I started reading it! There was so much wirtten in there that I could identify with that it was kind of spooky. Like she knew me inside and out. Maybe it's because I'm entering those Crone years that I was able to identify with so much in her book, I don't know, but I loved the book. Just this week, I started the process of enrolling in an online college so I could go back to college, finish my associate's degree and then go forward from there to go on and get my bachelor's degree. I'm so excited about going back to school! It won't be quite the same as walking on campus and being with all the other new students, but it will be exhillerating and I think, very worthwhile. The man in my life now is, I swear, my soulmate. He seems to know so much about me and I him that it too is kind of spooky. We are almo

A Little Confused
This site has me a little confused here.How does one use the shoutout box?I'm not trying to be stuck up or anything but I notice some things on here cost money to do and I'm not spending my hard earned money to do it.An for those who requst friendship if you do it hoping to adding up points for friends I'm not here for that reason. Hope you have a wonderful day.

A Little 'johnny Humor' To Brighten Your Day!
A little 'Johnny humor' to brighten your day! Little Johnny Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, - Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... at this point

Little Johnny....
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's Family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with Him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything About the baby's missing ears Or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life When they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, A cute Little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he Will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses.

A Little Gone
I find that every time I lower my face to that table, and every time I get closer to that mirror, I think less about you. Every time I sniff the crushed up white power, your face disappears a little more. I find that this is changing my life, but I don't care. When I'm high, it's like you were never there.

Little Ralphy!!!!
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replie d, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2) Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in

Little Boy Visits Whore House
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

A Little Drama
Someone is running around claiming that I am doing things that I in fact not doing at all. And they are telling people who are giving me hell, when I have done nothing to deserve it. If anyone can point me in the direction of my apparent grey hater, I'd certainly appreciate it. Cause I'm growing tired of defending myself against false accusations.

Little Piece Of My Heart
Oh look, a little piece of my heart is still beating, all nice and pink and fleshy. It doesn't even realize that the rest it has been sliced and diced, trampled, smashed, burned, beated, skewered, chewed up and spit out. Hold on, let me take care of that.....SPLATT!!! Ahh there, much better. So now I need to put something there, where my heart once was, so my chest doesn't cave in, how about a nice stainless steel one, no wait. Cold, hard, polished granite, that's perfect. And I guess while I'm at it, since my heart was so attached to my soul, I better get that replaced too, hmmmm let's see, got it. Black, twisted wrought iron soul. Hey now I feel just like everybody else!! COOL. Now I know if I ever have any feelings again, its just gas!

A Little Help For My Friend =d
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP HELP I LOST MY LEAD.. THATS WHAT I GET FOR SLEEPING.. BAD ADVICE TO WHOEVER TOLD ME TO GET REST.. LOL (repost of original by 'S*U*P* MIZZ SHADY' on '2007-11-11 16:01:00')

A Little Thanks To You All
Life in the military has taken me to many places. The first few years I was in the US Navy and seen many new places for someone of 18 years. With a honorable discharge under my belt in 1989 I thought I had life by the tail like many other people before me. New loves and then lost loves or were they really loves at all. In 1994 I joined the National Guard and am currently finishing my career. I have see the uglyest in things (hurricain Katrina, and the Iraq war). But the best things I have seen is the support for my brothers and sisters from the american people. The love is very overwelming and is greatly taken in by the military men and women. Please take my thanks for these brave and caring people. May God bless you all and the miltary men and women of this country.

Little Johnny Strikes Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried

Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"

Little Better
well, I have to say I am feeling a little better this morning. But it is just morning so we'll see how the day goes. I slept well last night. No fever so that is good. I did manage to eat some soup last night. I had about a half cup of some veggie soup. I smooshed up the veggies so I could swallow them better. I felt better after I ate something. I have eaten some oatmeal this morning too. My throat is still raw and hurts and my head is pounding....hopefully the antibiotic will kick in soon and start working on the strep. Today's plan.....NOTHING~! I just want to get better so I'll have my energy back. I haven't been able to do my workout in 3 days. And I need to continue working out and toning. When I went to the dr yesterday, of course, they make you step on the dreaded scales....well, I have lost about 20 pounds since July~I am so proud of myself~I just have to toning to do. Well, I hope you all have a great day and a wonderful weekend. I ain't going anywhere so

Little Nikki Update
I just wanted to update the post. My sister-in-law Meggie is about to give birth to a new son in a week or so. After much pain and heartbreak she and her boyfriend were surprised to find she was preggers again. In the last year she finished school to become a pharmacy tech. I will update when I know more details. I wanted to thank everyone who called me, hugged me, said a prayer or otherwise. It is ironic that the first part of the year was spent trying to get that feeling of sadness out of system, my actions in the early part of the year were a reflection of a man looking up at a deep dark hole. In a lot of ways Bloodview and the Legion ended up saving me, the house served as an outlet for a lot of pain. My season was in a lot of ways a reflection of a mother's love for her son, and a dedication to a little boy who for a little while, lived live to the fullest and did not want to give up. I have had to come to terms with a lot in the last year, love is truly a powerful thing. Th

A Little Heart
By: Andrea Lynn Christine written in 2001 A Little Heart All I ever asked for is a little love and some affection. It may seem like a lot to give, but all it takes is a little heart. I have given my all for what I want, theres nothing more that I can do. It seems like everytime I try, I am the one that hurts and cries. But what he don't know is that when I am tired of crying, and that last tear drop falls..... I will be gone. Dedicated to- The people that don't know how to care for the ones they love and need to show a LITTLE HEART more often.

The Little Things
The LITTLE things: As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten that morning. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn’t go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident. One of them missed the bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change. One’s car wouldn’t start. One went back to answer the telephone. One had a child that dawdled and didn’t get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn’t get a taxi. The one that stuck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aide. That is why he is alive today. Now when I’m stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing phone...all the little things th

A Little Fyi
Ok i need to let you all know that any day now i may be going offline for who knows how long.I have listed my laptop for sale. As hard as it is to tell anyone this, i dont have a choice right now. i need the money for my kids's christmas. My kids come first and i want to make sure they have a good christmas so that means giving up my pc. In which i am more than happy to do so just to put a smile on their face christmas morning! So i will be leaving if i can get it sold....I will miss all of you but i will say bye to everyone before i go. Love all my friends! update: I got 2 offers on my pc today so will be offline within the next few days

Little Angsta....feeling
I'm starting to Lose my faith in you I'm starting to Wonder what are you Still doing here Calling me Telling you love me When you're really never there I never meant to End up like this I never meant to Become all this Just a big mess Waiting to be solved But you're really never there To solve me New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

Little Things...
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry-I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let inimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the Little things in life that mean alot.

A Little More About The Bondage Princess
NAME: NIKKE LOU DAZZLED THE WORLD:24TH MARCH 1971 HAIR BROWN BUT BLOND AT THE MOMENT (CHANGES ALL THE TIME DEPENDING ON MOOD LOOKS THROUGH: GREEN EYES STAR SINGH: ARIES (THE RAMPANT RAM NEED I SAY MORE) SEX: YES PLEASE( FEMAIL) HEIGHT 5FT1 SIZE PETTITE SIZE 8 FAVORITE FOOD:ITALIAN FAVORITE SPORT CELTIC AND LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL TEAM FAVORITE DRINK VODKA AND COKE DO I SMOKE: MMM TRYING TO STOP AT THE MOMENT SINGLE: NO GETTING MARRIED KIDS YES ONE GIRL AND POSSIBLE MORE BEST MATES: CHELLE MARIE PAULINE LISA JESSE LAST TIME I CRYED: LAST WEEK WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD NO MONEY IN THE BANK FAVORITE COULOUR GREEN PINK FAVORITE POSITION JUST A SEX MANIAC SO ALL DO I TELL LIES : NOPE UNLESS ITS FOR A GOOD REASON AM I A GOOD MATE: YES BUT A BAD ENEMY SO CROSS ME AND ITS GAME OVER FOR U

A Little Inspiration For Y'all----twinkies And A 6 Pack!
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie. The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever. When the boy ope

Little Miss Blister And Her Dog Ugly Sister
Little Miss Blister And her dog ugly sister Not the kind of girls you’d take home to your mum Not the kind of girls you’d show to anyone Not the kind of girls you’d introduce to dad He’d be so sad, you couldn’t bag a fit one Where have all the fit ones gone? What happened to the fit ones? Face like a bag full of broken spanners All her teeth have been smashed with hammers You can’t make an omelette without cracking eggs no You can’t have a riot without cracking heads so, oh Little Miss Blister no, no Little Miss Blister no, no, no Little Miss Blister and her dog ugly sister Oh Little Miss Blister And your dog ugly sister Not that I should say, you shouldn’t have your fun Not that I should laugh so much at anyone Do all that you want and you won’t feel sad Do anything mad, but don’t regret it later Don’t do what anyone makes ya Don’t keep repeating mistakes yeah Face like a bag full of broken spanners All her teeth have been smashed with hammers Yo

A Little More Conversation
It's refreshing to talk to someone who actually has an opinion and a point of view that you can share... I get tired of all the "hi, what's up?" questions, you know? All the "what are you doing, how's it going, what are you up to?" bullshit questions that they aren't even interested in hearing the answer to... I mean, most guys I've talked to online want to turn everything I say into something sexual. I like flirting, hell I love it, but flirting isn't always talking about sex. It's about making each other laugh and being a little provocative, not sleazy. It's about getting a good vibe off the person and making a connection.

Little Death
Hands softly caress flesh words never spoken emerge from closed lips the sounds speak of ecstasy the taste sweet intoxicating lost for a moment in eyes that scream truth again they scream, more they scream addiction has set in the need to feel the one true moment when tounge and sweat and blood and lust take form and pull us closer to our little deaths. Draw me in hold me tight as we feel our bodies tense and release, hold me tight until we can breath as one again.

Little Boy And $5
> A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. > The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. > The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: > Dear God: > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

A Little Spice?
2 TBSP real butter 1 c. cornmeal 1 ½ tsp. baking soda 1 c. fresh or frozen (can’t be canned!!!) with 4 oz. heavy cream whisked in ¾ c. 2% or whole milk 1/3 c. olive oil 3 large eggs 1/3 c. grilled/roasted, peeled and chopped, poblano or jalapeno pepper (I prefer poblano but if you like it hotter then I suggest jalapenos, or some mixture of the two. I also always prefer grilled peppers to roasted but either works. The peel should be blackened before removing peppers from heat. To peel, remove peppers from heat immediately to a paper bag and seal up for 10-15 minutes, then dump into ice water and rub the skin right off.) 1 c. grated cheddar cheese, I prefer sharp for this recipe but it’s a personal thing Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Use either a 9” cast iron skillet or a 1 ½ quart earthenware casserole, melt the butter in the pan. Combine all the dry ingredients and then add eggs, milk, cream/corn mixture, oil, peppers and half the cheese. Pour batter into the hot pan and

A Little About Me.
Well I am sorry, but I am done with men. I thought I was strong, but I am wrong. I am meant to be alone, So Cassie aka Angel is just here for friends. My heart can only take so much!!! Friendship is all I can offer. I have never lied and I have no reason to start now. I have been hurt and played to many times. My walls are now to high to be broken down. The door is open for friends though anytime! Anything else and you will only find trap doors. (taken from a friend)

Little Johnny:good Xmas Story
little Johnny wqas sitting in the small office of the orphanage waiting to see if he was going to get adopted, so many times he had been checked and passed by his heart couldnt take it anymore , he was great kid, 10 years old would be 11 on Christmas day...the only problem was that all the parents were wanting were babies, they didnt want older kids for some reason...he fidgeted around and got up to pace when the door opened..and walked in Ms Holice the nicest peson in the whole orphanage, she really liked johnny becaue he always helped out in the orphanage taking care of the grounds and picking up after the younger kids. She walked in and sighed..."Im sorry Johnny, they took little abigail today" tears started to well up in his eyes as his heart sank, its-its ok Ms Holice....it always happens, i get passed for the little ones...he walked then ran to his room, and cried himself to sleep...he slept through dinner and breakfast that next morning...that afternoon he got up and took ashow

A Little Too Late
I promised myself I would never post songs and song lyrics :P lol...but this has pretty much been my mindset over the past month or so. TOBY KEITH A Little Too Late Written by Toby Keith, Dean Dillon and Scott Emerick It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of this hangin' on: So I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good to be true. I'm big-time over you baby: it's a little too late. No, I don't wanna talk about, What we can do about us any more. Only time you would be wastin', Is the time it takes to walk right out that door. Yeah, talk about water under the bridge: You should know by now, girl, that's all this is. It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of just hangin' on: I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good

3 Little Pigs
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

A Little Help Pleeeease !
A friend recommended this site: http://www.freerice.com/index.php It's a neat idea, you define a word from a list of 4 choices (and it matches your vocabulary level after a few times, so it's a good challenge) and every word you define correctly, they donate 10 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program. How? Because the advertisers at the bottom of the page pay for it. So come on you English majors, earn that food

Little Boy Nick.....
One of Big Daddy Nick’s exes as told to me: oh yeah he can't keep his mouth shut he was always hoping for them to get back together but I couldn't put up with the relationship he had with his wife..that’s right he's still married and don't mention that I said anything...but the guy is a 30 year old loser.. who is sleeping on his married friends couch my guess is that your friend is pretty and gave him attention.. he professed his love to her...she didn't respond as much as he would have hoped...and he moved on to someone who was willing to move more quickly when his wife started sleeping around on him...he just kept taking her back..cause he wanted the whole family thing going on..dosen't matter who it's with

A Little About Me
My real name is Chad ?? im from kentucky i love video games and my computer of course right now im lookin around for someone doesnt have to b any 1 in partictular just someone i can talk to and share things with so if any one out there would like to give me a holler come talk to me not trien to sound desparate or anything just would like to get to konw some people p.s love friends to talk to and share how my day has went sooo.. if there is any 1 out there give me a holler...

A Little About Me
This is kind of fun, I look forward to hearing back from you. Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Worked McDonalds 2. Sold Avon 3. Sold Tupperware 4. Route driver for St Petersburg Times Four places I have lived: 1.Richomond, Ind 2.Homosassa Florida 3. Orlando, Florida 4. Bremerton wash . ( to see full list look at yahoo 360 Four Places I have been on vacation: 1. Indiania 2. stroudsburg , PA 3. Freeport Bahamas 4. suttton , wv Four favorite foods 1. Itailian 2. Chinese 3. Mexican 4. home cooking moms Four places I would rather be right now: 1.Florida 2. hawaii 3. bahamas 4.california ( less poplutated areas ) Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Hit reply, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then, send this

The Little Things....
headaches suck really bad i been having them off and on for the last past 3 or 4 weeks and it sucks really bad anyways i have notice when i talk to guys on here they stop talking to me when they find out i'm taken its not every guy but some i have talked to do that if you read my profile it tells you i been taken for 7 years lol its not like i'm gonna be single in the next 5mins or so lol but yeah thats what i have notice christmas lights are so pretty :)

A Little Humor To To Get Over The Hump
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE! My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Eve

Little Things By Unkown
Little Things The little things are most worthwhile A quiet word, a look, a smile A listening ear thats quick to share Another's thoughts, another's cares Though sometimes they seem so small, These little things mean most of all

A Little Insight
What if you gave someone a gift, and the neglected to thank you for it- would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way, in order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.

A Little Depressed
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

The Little Girl
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was "too crowded." "I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus. Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements. As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump. Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: "This is to help build the little church bigger so more child

A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa

The Littlest Christmas Tree
The Littlest Christmas Tree T'was a blustery and bone-chilling night that Christmas Eve. The snow was piled deep and there seemed to be no relief in sight. And yet it was beautiful. They didn't have much, but they had each other. Ever since Little Tommy's dad passed away four years ago Christmas Day, he had been a very depressed child at this time of year. His Grandfather, Otis, tried as best he could to help, but with the arthritis, this time of year was difficult for him, also. There were no presents under the tree this year, times had been very hard on Tommy's family, in fact, there wasn't even a tree. Grampa Otis suddenly had an idea!! He had saved a little money, it wasn't much, but maybe, just maybe it would be enough. He said, “Come on, Tommy...we're going to get that Christmas Tree...what's Christmas without a tree?” So, they grabbed their coats, which were very old and worn fairly thin and went out into the snow and cold in search of a Christmas Tree lot, knowing that t

A Little Class
I stepped into the dealer's chair at the pai-gow table at six o'clock tonight. Two players were there. One guy had his shirt unbuttoned down to his navel. I suppose he wanted to be sure that everyone could see the gold chains around his neck. He wore three giant gold nugget rings and a cheap-ass watch with a gaudy gold band. The other player was some lard ass fuck with sunglasses and a cowboy hat. First hand out of the deck, I get a full house – kings over queens – a killer hand. The cowboy says, "Oh Jesus! Is this what you do for a living? You think you're a dealer? Is that what you think? Too bad you have to earn your own tips here." I ignored his remarks as I picked up his five-dollar bet and threw it into the tray. He mumbled something about this goddamn casino sucking the life out of people as he gathered up his remaining chips. "Would you like me to color-up those chips for you?" I asked, trying to be polite. "No thank you," he replied. "You've done quite

A Little Bit About Me
well the day was october 30 2000. i had to go into the clinic for a blood draw, since my nose had been bleeding non stop for 2 days. well the lab had called my mom up and told her they thought they had made a mistake. so i had to go back and get it drawn again. the next morning one of the nurses from the lab sad i had to get to the er because i have end stage renal disease. which basically means kidney failure. so my mom rushed home from work and took me to the er. mind you it was halloween day so i was pretty freaked out. when i arrived at the er i waited only 10 mins before i was in a room having an iv put into my wrist. then within the hour i was having emergency surgery for a catheter to be put in my neck for dialysis. i was so sick the first 3 days i don't remember much except that i was in icu. i remember the third night i was taken to a regular room. the first meal for me in 3 days. i could barely eat i was still weak. after the first few dialysis treatments i started to feel be

A Little.....
It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone, a little too tired of just hangin' on, I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to, It's a little too sad, I'm a little too blue, It's a little too bad, you were too good to be true, I'm "BIG" time over you, Baby

A Little More About Me
I got a boyfrined named Matt. I am very in love with him. we have been together for almost two years now. He treats me like a Queen. I also have a sister and one brother and a step brother. Dont Mess with me they will KICK ur A$$. I hate DRAMA, so save it for your moma. I love to hang out with my friends, Lauren is my best friend. I love the Aggies sorry Longhorns fans. I love Tony Romo he is so flippin HOTT. and if i have more I will be sure to make another one...

A Little Advice............
IF YOU THINK TOO MUCH... YOU HAVE MORE QUESTONS... IF YOU DREAM TOO MUCH... YOU MISS WHATS IN FRONT OF YOU... IF YOU LOVE TOO MUCH... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BROKEN.... LIFE COMES WITH NO GUARANTEES... NO TIME OUT- NO SECOND CHANCES... LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN... SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY... TELL SOMEONE WHAT THEY MEAN 2 U... TELL THEM OFF... HOLD SOMEONES HAND... COMFORT A FRIEND.... SPEAK OUT LOUD... DANCE IN THE RAIN... FALL ASLEEP WATCHING THE SUN COME UP... STAY UP LATE... BE A FLIRT... SMILE TIL YOUR FACE HURTS... BE AFRAID TO FALL IN LOVE OR TAKE A CHANCE... AND MOST OF ALL LIVE IN THE MOMENT... BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK BACK... SOMEDAY KNOWING YOU HAVE NO REGRETS... IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER.... THAT I'M EVERYTHING I SAID I WISH I WASN'T... AND NOTHING I SAY I AM... IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING WHO EVERYONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE... IT'S ABOUT BEING YOURSELF... AND FINDING SOMEONE WHO LOVES EVERY BIT OF IT!!!!! SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO... STOP

Little Thoughts...
Yesterday, 7 December, I went to the Burial At Sea of my uncle, Clyde Allen, aboard the USS Samuel B. Roberts, a Navy frigate. I had been invited by my cousin, Maya, and I couldn't wait to get out there. You see, my uncle retired from the Navy and Navy Reserve years ago, but, like most military members who give that much of their life to something, he left a piece of his heart there. Maya remembers her father talking wistfully of long gone days at sea, and with his passing, she knew this is what he would want. I'm proud to have been there. It wasn't, however, just a burial. It was also a remembrance of Pearl Harbor, as well as all the Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen lost in war. Aboard were three survivors of Pearl Harbor, and their stories of attack, war, reconciliation, and life in general left us all humbled. Besides those, there were several World War II veterans, and also the widow of the very first Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy (same as our SMA for Army

A Little Bird
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. - Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

A Little Story
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two, dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Little Kids Get Off Fubar
so today i was noticed that a bounch of the ppl in the little ring of friend that was part of my last two mumm keept checking me, just to let you know i dont believe in blocking ppl, its just not my thing i dont have anything to hide, so i asked a friend of mine whom i keep off of my friends list to check them out, ohh boy what does she find that once again they have crossed a line. they have two blogs posted about crystal and i , one with a link to her mumm and another one with a link to my page, not once did i let ppl know who they, i have not pulled any links to them but they have to keep crossing lines welll i think i am about done being nice, my friend sent them this message i can understand that you maybe upset about something that did not even happen to you, your friend larry crossed a line when he said what he did about crystal and dj's kids. they were going to let they whole thing go, than bam one of many people message them some snide comment and block them, which to

A Little Boy
A little Boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you doing on Daddy?" the mother replies, "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it. "You're wasting your time." said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Little Things
Little things you do. Funny things you say. Make me like you more with the passing of each day. The feeling That I get, when I see you come online., brings a smile to my face and all my troubles far behind. And on the days I don't see you which are far and few between makes me very sad and blue my eyes with out a gleem. So I sit and wonder as I start at my screen are you a fairy tale or even make believe. Much to my astoundment and glimmer in my eye , you are exactly what I'm looking for, know how do I make you my guy?

A Little Piece Of Writeing
Captivated by the sky, I am impassioned, Wrapped in pure ecstasy. As the stars emits rays of sinless beauty. Showering the sky, I am fervent. Aroused by the beauty, my face luminous, Seduced by the artistry. My flesh, it glistens, as the air becomes sultry. Kissed by the breeze, I quiver. Engulfed by the moon, my body tenses, Pleasured by its vitality Euphoria engulfs me, and I will yearn fiercly. As the moon escapes from me. Subdued by the beauty, I will wait. Night is my passion. Lying beneath it vastness, a lost maiden. Desirous for more luscious beauty.

Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the fa

Little Johnny At It Again !!!!
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted.

A Little Xmas Help?
to get help purchasing a blast and/or a vip?????i don't have cred card or paypal but sooooooooooooooo need them. I can make tags,pimp you,vote you all elevens,anything (within reason) vip gifts you name it,even pay with fubucks please help pretty please :)

Little Ol Lady
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st

Little Johnny's Letter To Santa
Little Johnny's Letter to Santa You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OU

Little Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco . The pastor of the church was looking over the lawn when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got Him at church." "And why did you take Him?" The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it." MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

A Little Chance For Pleasure
It would be fair to say that I live an ordinary life. As a thirty-something consultant I earn decent money, have a wife and children and don't break any laws. My work is varied and interesting but I find myself wishing I could experience something different. My wife and I have good friends and I believe we provide a good base for our young family. We are a good team and there is a familiarity between us that borders more on companionship than lust. Last Friday I had taken my car in to be serviced at the garage where I bought it which happens to be in the next city to my home. Having dropped the car off in the morning I left the showroom to catch a tram into the city centre where I was to spend the morning working at a client's office. The service assistant at the garage told me they would call my mobile when the car was ready (which would probably be late afternoon). I'm not used to public transport but these trams are clean, fast, and regular but sadly, under used. I shouldn't

A Little Bit About Me
What is your middle name? ~Franklin What color is your mailbox? ~Black Are you single? ~YUP Have you ever hit a deer? ~once or twice Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? ~a couple of them What color is your room? ~green Do you have a small driveway? ~Not so much Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? ~nope What do you do first in the morning? ~pee smoke coffee What brand is your printer? ~hewlett packard Do you enjoy fighting with people? ~well...it is my job Is your hair naturally straight or curly? ~straight Who was your kindergarten teacher? ~Mrs. Morris What is your ringtone? ~8th of november Are you taller than your mom? ~yup What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? ~oh for fuck sake Are you God? ~no and i dont wanna be Do you like someone? ~you could say that Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? ~Black for me Does anything hurt on your body right now? ~my

Little Wayne In Concert In Augusta!!!
just got home from the little wayne concert!!! also u.s.d.a. was there and pastor troy... the concert was the shit... little wayne is the best rapper alive... thats all there is to it...

Little Darlings
This morning I was awakened at 4:30am by a call from a police officer. He'd found my 14 year old daughter in a parked vehicle with a 19 year old boy. Guess he'd be a man, not a boy, but the principle is the same. Suffice it to say I'm not particularly excited about her hanging out with guys that much older. Although dicey, the officers did state that they'd come upon the pair "before either had finished." I guess that's a small blessing, in spite of the situation. Still, it sickens me that she has such low self esteem that she feels she needs to give this part of herself away in order to feel better about herself. How does one help a child to develop good self esteem? I've done everything I can think of to help her see her as I see her, and to find value in herself, but no matter what I do to "fill her cup," it's never enough. She never gets enough filling, and I recognize that until she loves herself, no amount of love from others will ever make the void go away. And so I have

3 Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

Little Bits
Ok I haven't posted in a bit so here's what I can tell you at this point. Every year around this time I take alot of time to think about the past year, I've been doing this over the past few weeks, so I've been in a ver reflective mood, as I allow myself to think about this past year, letting all those memories, emotions etc wash over me. I'll most likely post a novel of a blog on 12/31. I changed the music on my profile, so yeah, more changes to my profile are coming. More poems are coming both in the general poems area and in the journey series. The Story that is locked from everyone will remain that way for a long time, for 2 reasons. 1. It's not done. 2. I dont have the right inspiration to finish it, maybe one day I will but for now, it's too painful. My heart is heavy with reflection, there's so much I want that I just dont have right now. The sad part is, it's not "stuff" it's nothing that you can buy, ah well, in time I guess. ~Tony

A Little Dirty
Bound in silken cords, she kneels before his lust. Eyes cast down posture is perfect All sharp angles and soft, soft curves Her breathing now ragged Her heart it skips a beat In him she has placed her trust. The time surely comes for her uses to be made known He smiles down at her trying so very hard to please Her naked body covered with a glowing, dancing sheen Her breathing now ragged Herself she does not own. He takes her and molds her to find the perfect match Eyes now half lidded Her heart it skips a beat Soon..she is coming. She is open He at last has found the latch.

A Little Game Played Yesterday
I am writing this blog because I have been approached by several men & women asking me a question.I don't normally write anything of this nature. A game was played yesterday called comment wars between I and a friend of mine that I have become fond of. It was merely a game.I am here to meet knew friends. I do find him very attractive & as my page says I like older men,reasoning is on my page. We are not walking down the isle or having a fling.It is kindess and flirting.If I thought I had a shot I would probably go for it,but I do not step on anyones toes.If we had thought that this game would have caused all of this I don't think we would have played.Lighten up everyone this is a place to have fun and if you can't enjoy yourself what are you doing here. If our game hurt anyone then I would say I am sorry but I am not.I don't regret enjoying myself.If you have something with this person it is your business and it sure the hell is not mine.I will continue to enjoy myself but it does

A Little Bit Of Love Is All It Takes
SQUIRT NEEDS YOUR HELP ON HER QUEST TO IMPROVE HER STATS!!! EVERYONE START YOUR PARTY RATE ENGINES!! HELP THIS WONDERFUL FU WITH RATES, FANS, AND ADD'S. TYVM IN ADVANCE FROM SASSY LAURIE! COME ON AND SHAKE YOUR RATE-FAN BOOTY WITH US! *SQUIRT* *PLEASE SHOW ME LOVE*@ fubar THIS PIMPTASTIC BLOG HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INFAMOUS SASSY LAURIE. SHOW HER SOME RATE-FAN LOVE, TOO! ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~

A Little Love Goes A Looong Way
Hey friends.... Can you PLEASE go visit my Fu~Godmother Sassie Laurie and show her how awesome she is! She is trying to improve her stats! RATE~FAN~ADD~CRUSH HER......She has lots of AWESOME pictures and stash for you to check out! SHOW HER THE LOVE PEOPLE!! ~♥~THANK YOU ALL~♥~ ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~The Sisterhood~D&DC~Ind. Fam.~Co-Mng. Fu-Sistas~Fu-Ownded By Squirt@ fubar

Little Girls Fire Truck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the Girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Little Magicks
A bowl of thistles placed in a room brings strength. Keep a frog in or around your home to attract new friends. String whole nutmegs alternating with star anises. Wear as a necklace for clairvoyance. Carry a buckeye (horse chestnut) for VERY good luck. A lucky hand root is said to protect you against all harm that a hand can do. Burn garlic skins for money. (purple skins are best) Hang bittersweet over your doors for house protection. Make a wish on 2 tonka beans, then toss them into running water. A bowl full of pennyroyal kept in the bedroom will help bring peace between a husband and wife. Don't trample on rye grass or ragwort...the fairies use these for makeshift horses. Put some sage leaves with your tarot cards or runes to protect them and keep them clean. Hang up a fresh wreath of rosemary for your home’s protection (smells great!) Put some blueberys under your front door mat to protect the home from unwanted visitors Use a sprig

Little Things Lost
i am completely hopeless... i am stronger than this i know, but for some reason i cannot let this go. i cannot keep to this road or i will completely self destruct. i hate for the first time in my life. and i don't like how it makes me feel. i don't want to be here, stuck in my head. in a hell created by someone else. i want to my life back. i want to feel again, something other than the blackness inside. to be the person i know i am, not the fragile corpse i am now. lost my mind, lost my heart, lost my love, lost my soul. peace

A Little Longer
Desolation, Wide open space, Between the trees and me, Emptiness and me, Confusion and decisions, Feelings hard to define, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Coldness seeps Its way in, I am falling deeper, Into what I fear most, As I reach out, There is nothing there, As possible there was something once, Only to be gone, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The sun drops, The last inch of light falls, The squirrels more likely to be huddled up, But not me, Something I never possessed, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Then the sun has gone, Darkness spreads its wings over me, I see nothing so no one sees me, Feeling of bitterness only, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, An Owl peers down, With question in her eyes, She doesn't have a hope, In helping me, As she doesn't see my pain, Spreads her wings, Passes me by, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The soft earth, Seems the only thing holdin

Little Ol' Lady
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu caarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

Little Red
Little red came out today The game she chose she shouldn't play The moves were wicked Their intentions cruel The pawn this night the one named Wolf Unaware he sang his tune They flocked like sheep Their cries this wolf's delight But what was this that caught his eye ? From a distance back she stood with her little red hood Eyes as dark as night and lips which held the secrets of treasures yet untold Trapped by the longing in his gray eyes She moved with the seduction of the song The hunter becoming the hunted The softest tremble traveled along her spine as he extended a hand. The was no fear... the time for that had long since passed She took too long he could not wait He pulled her to him the hood was lost All fell silent..... None dared move His touch was fire.... His kiss like the sweetest breath A gentle sigh ...... An then he knew Little red became his tonight. Nixy

A Little Clock For You All
Ok weall wonder what time it is where our friends are and if they are workingat what ever time or sleeping ,,this clock should help youall know what time it is in cities they YOUR friends live yes ya can add clocks cnage the clock faces in option its so handy to just click it andsee the City showing places that you no longer needto work out times anywhere hope it helps some one http://www.symmttm.com/download_symmtime_access.asp

Little Known Facts About Those You Know.
Little Known Facts About Those You Know. 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? i don't remember 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING oh hell no 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? ham 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 3 boys and 1 girl 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? i don't no 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? sometimes 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS yep 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? on hell no ! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? granola 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? sometimes 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? spamonie 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes and smile 15. RED OR PINK? pink 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? oh god where do i start ! 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST my uncle delbert, my dad , grandaddy wolfe, mr johnson. 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE

Little Old Lady
The next time you see a little old lady with Shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, Slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Oviously very unstable on her feet, and with shaky hands, She wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddd ddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu Ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?' The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offffff?

A Little Bit More About Me
Guess I should write a little bit about me for those of you who want to know. And also for those of you who don't want to know as well - tough titties, i'm doing it anyway lol OK, born and raised in Hampshire in the UK. Typical kid I reckon - got into lots of trouble, built dens in the woods that surrounded the estate I lived on, never came back home on time and was constantly being grounded by my parents (now I come to think about it, I was grounded indefinately about 3 times..... how does that one work out? lol) My parents split up when I was 9 and, as every kid does, I blamed myself for the divorce. The usual stuff - if only I'd of come back on time, if only I hadn't spent all my pocket money on sweets, that kinda thing. Went off the rails a bit at school after that but was still a generally good kid (I'd like to think anyway lol) Me and my older sis were living with my mum and saw my dad at the weekend. Usually down the pub. That lasted for about 4 years. Then the shitties

Little Kids With Toy Guns
come now and watch watch these children snatched from their families forced to play with their little toy guns boys and girls running scared as others chase them other children watch the game from the sides yet even though they refuse to play they still get hurt big kids little kids all forced to play an unwanted game watch them all cry and scream taken by other kids offered up to the biggest kids who make the rules they are stripped of their lives locked up til the game is over but when will the game be over when will the big kids let us put our toys away when can we return to our families to play the games we like when.....

Little Boys Are Silly...
i found this in a bulletin, it made me laugh, out loud, for real. yeah, i can't wait for these days! (sarcasm!) For those who have sons & those who will get a sneak peak into the lives of parents who have sons..... And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. hou se 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the mot or is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you g

A Little Knowledge On Barack Obama
I ran across a blog on Barack Obama on one of my friends' pages. I myself had known it to be fiction, but I wanted to post this anyway just to educate a few peeps. I'm not saying vote for him or don't. Before you blindly just repost something research it. Who Is Barack Obama? Claim: Illinois senator Barack Obama is a "radical Muslim" who "will not recite the Pledge of Allegiance." Status: False. Example: [Collected via e-mail, January 2008] If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Ob