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Little BoxONE BOX, A LIFE TIME OF MEOREYS AND SMELLS..
A PHOTO A LETTER.. AN OLD HAT. A MIXED TAPE
OF SONGS OF THE NIGHT, AND DAYS OF CONFUSION,
AM STUCK BEHIND AND TRIP FORWARD, LIFE THE
SOUL OF CHOAS,DEATH THE ENDING OF THE START.
LAUGHS,SCREAMS, THE SMELL OF DAMPNESS, TIMES
OF GROWTH, BELITTLED BY CONTROL. LOST IN THE
MOMENT PASSES, GONE,PUSHED ASIDE AND FORGOTTEN.
A Little Info About MeWell I figured I'd tell y'all a little bit more about myself. I'm sometimes my favorite subject to write about...lol But for real. I'm a 29 yr old BBW (Big Beautiful Woman for those that don't know). Never been married and don't have any kids. I grew up in Abilene, TX which is really only known for the fact that it's one of the only two bases that house the B-1 Bombers. So I have really spent my whole life around the military. My real father was in the Air Force and so was his wife. My daddy was in the Navy. I have a brother and sister-in-law both in the Army. Not to mention a few friend in other branches of the Military. So I have a lot of respect for those that choose to serve our country, so that we can have the freedoms that we have. In Feb of this year I moved to Conroe, TX which is just north of Houston. It was a big change for me, to say the least lol. I'm enjoying my life and enjoy meeting and talking to new people. I used to be an open book to anybody that I talked to b
Little Ole Me ;)hey everyone...just wanted to write a couple things about myself ;)....i'm 5'3" about 108 lbs....i'm single :(......i like dancing and swimming and bowling......and anything else that is fun ;)......anything else you want to know you need to ask ;)...talk to you soon....bye bye....;)
Little Miss Dangerous....OK Now i guess that this is a weird question ok But if there was this person that was "intrested" but you were to dangerous is that a good thing or bad? Hmm I guess that sometimes things arent what people want or expect and then they come in your life and throw things off maybe for a reason huh? Maybe that the thing that you didnt expect is the one thing that is missing from your life. Fun, Laughter, Someone to talk to and really discuss things with. To talk everyday with just to tell them things like i had a bad day or this happened or that i dont want to talk i just want you to be here and knowing that your there for them makes them feel better? I dunno I also dunno where this blog is headed but to me its something iwant to write and i usually do things i set out to do. But sometimes why do men make things so hard to understand? I mean yes? no? not intrested? go away? Life sometimes throws u a curve and you dont no what to do with it...So then what happens you just put it down...M
Little Old LadyA little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.
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Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."
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"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
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"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
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"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I
go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off
it comes!"
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"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the wa
Little Johnny StoriesA new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid,stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Li
A Little About Me.Hello my name is Hazel. I am 31 and in a wonder ful relationship with my Girlfriend/Photographer Ezra Valentine. I am a fetish and crossdressing model. I like to read, draw , write and play music an sing. I can play a wide variey of musical instuments. I am very to extremly knowlegible in most area's of sexual activities.
Little Johnny JokeLittle Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
Little Known FactLittle Known Facts
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
12. More than 50
Little GirlSmell of roses a babys feet.A little girl in my dreams. The ultimate dream to me denied. Instead two boys playing in my sight.Rough and tough the little boys are.Still I yearn for the girl not in my arms. Dont get me wrong my kids make me happy as can be.I love you little girl whose birth will never be!
A Little More About Me For My Friends And Fans.At the moment I'm a SAHM, I have a five month old baby boy, who apart from being absolutely gorgeous is also very demanding!
If you send me a message or leave me a comment and I don't return it straight away even though it says I'm online, that means I'm attending to him. Please don't think I'm ignoring you or being rude because at the moment I'd love some adult conversation (not as in adult *ahem* conversation), just talk to people and get to know them a little better.
So leave me comments, send me messages I will get around to answering or replying, this place keeps me sane.. well sorta. :p
P.S. The baby in my photo isn't mine, mines a lot cuter. hahaha! I don't want to put pics up of my kids because you never know who is out there, damn sickos and perverts!
Be good or be good at it! ;)
Little Johnny Does MathLittle johnny is sitting in the classroom
Teacher says to the class,,,If i had three birds and someone shot one how many birds would i have left,,,Little Johnny says none,,,teach says no 3-1=2,,little johnny argues no if you had three and one got shot the others would be scared and fly away,,,,teacher says well no but I like your way of thinking. Johnny says ok teach i have a question for you if you had 3 woman sitting on a park bench,,one was licking an ice cream cone ,,,1 was sucking an icecream cone and the other was nibbling it,,which one is married,,,,,Teach says the one licking it,,,,,Little Johny says well no teach .....
The one with the Wedding band ,,,,,,,,but i like your way of thinking
A Little Scary!!!!You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.
How Scary Are You?
A Little Bit About Me...I love rainy days...
I love compliments though I don't show it very well.
Video games rock my socks, especially rpgs.
I don't find it funny watching people get hurt.
I think many things that have no meaning throughout the course of a day.
I have very bad memory problems so all my memories good and bad alike are precious to me.
I enjoy hot coffee first thing in the morning, especially capacino. Around mid day tea is nice.
I have very poor sleeping habits.
On average I get up around 3pm and stay up till 7 am the following day.
I check my myspace...alot.
I used to write poetry, that ability has all but died now.
I'm not a very confident person by any means.
I value my friends even though my asshole personality contradicts it.
There are a few select people I cannot be mean to no matter how hard I try.
I'm easy to talk to and more trusting than I should be.
I'm very bad with my money.
And to finish off today's little tidbit about me:
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A Little Bit More About Me...Forgive me I know this is what blogs are for but I wanted to get really personal with everyone for a moment. For years many of you have known me, some of you have just met me but none of you know the true me and never have. I'm about to give you an inside look into my soul, take it seriously or fuck off and back the fuckin page up.
I have brown hair not black, anyone says otherwise I think I'd know my own hair color.
Despite that I seem ok outside, I'm not. There's alot going on you don't know about.
Some of you see me as an idiot, quite on the contrary I have both advanced intelligence according to the government test they give you in highscool and ever since 1st grade all my "advisors" have agreed I also have a advanced vocabulary despite my sloppy spelling due to my impatience.
My favorite colors include black, hunter green and cobalt blue.
I was born blonde. I darkened at the age of 4.
I have no hidden talents. None so don't try to say "oh well I'm sure you must h
Little Jonny 2Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes
Little Dolby Leicestershire.This picturesque hamlet consists of a hilltop church with a spire, a large farm and little Dolby hall, a fine elizabethan building. in 1730 it was the home of Mrs Orton, credited as one of the first makers of stilton cheese. the hall is a private home and not open to the public, but the stable block is occupied by craftsmen who can be seen useing traditional methods and tolls to make and repair fine pieces of furniture. Visitors are welcome, but should make an appointment with the directer first.
Little Sausage Party Breads1 pkg Jimmy Dean sausage( any flavor)
1 pound hamburger
1 small box Velveeta cheese
1 loaf party bread ( sourdough, rye, or pumpernickel)
Fry your sausage&hamburger till its done then drain. Then add it back to the fry pan and add your veleveeta cheese, a little at a time, just kepp mixing it until it all comes together. This usually takes about 15-20 minutes. Then spread your little party breads out on a cookie sheet, spoon a little bit of the sausage/hamburger/cheese mixture onto each one, and then you want to bake these under the broiler just until they reach a light brown color.
These are a favorite with my family, they always go so fast. These are a favorite for games whether it be for baseball, basketball, hockey, football , or whatever!!! They are so quick and easy!!
A Little Something I Was Working On. . .Cast of characters:
Todd Sherman -- Given a gift by Megan. Not sure what it is.
Jerry Layton -- Todd's best friend. Never liked Megan. Jerry has a big crush on Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Sherman -- Todd's older sister. Friends with Megan.
Megan Rawlins -- Todd's ex-girlfriend. Gives him a gift shortly after breaking up with him.
Rick Tremayne -- Megan's new boyfriend.
EXT: A SHOPPING MALL. A SUNNY DAY.
INT: TODD AND JERRY WALKING THROUGH THE MALL.
JERRY: . . . and anyway, you're moving soon, right? Good riddance to her. You'll get to start over, fresh.
TODD: Fresh. . . Yeah. Like a daisy.
JERRY: C'mon, Todd. She was no good for you, anyway. She had eyes for everyone but you. Everybody knew it.
TODD: Yeah, but Rick? She leaves me for Rick. . ? The guy's a pile of laundry on legs.
JERRY: I agree. I agree. I bumped into him at the gym once. He kinda
A Little Game> Ok. So... Tell me.. If you woke up in the middle of the night and saw me in your bed, what would you do? Tell me later,or Tell me now, have time... Do you want to know what I would really do?
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A Little About My Thoughts Right NowI am so ready to move out of the dorms here. I love being on my own, but I detest having to room with another person. Its not that I think that they are bad people, I just dont want to have to beg someone to do the things that I want to. I WANT A PLACE OF MY OWN! I want a place where Dustin can sleep next to me everynight and I can have anyone over whenever I want. I want a place where I can cook dinner everynight and take a shower at my leisure w/o someone strange in the next stall. The only downside is that I wont be living on campus; therefore it will be more difficult for me to be motivated to go to class.
I have been working. I am so happy to be earing my own money, but the job sucks hard. I get the amazing opportunity to clean up after stuck-up jerk-off college kids. But a paycheck is a paycheck; now I will get to buy the things that I want and need.
A Little About Me....If you read the blog entitled "The Heart Truth" you will find information about heart disease in women. You really should read it to see if it may help you or someone you know. Now I should robably explain why it was so important for me, personally, to share this information.
My children were born 6-3-03 and I began to get extremely ill when they were about 3 weeks old. Doctors couldn't figure out what it was until one night I went to the ER because my feet and legs were swollen to 3 times their normal size, I couldn't lay down, and I damn sure couldn't breathe. They did several tests and discovered my lungs were full of fluid and my heart was surrounded by it.
Then several cardiologists came into my room and sasid I have congestive heart failure...I said WTF is THAT???? They said your heart isn't working right we want to do more tests. They did more tests after putting me on lasix (water pills they make you pee A LOT). They discovered my heart was EXTREMELY enlarged and we
A Little About MeWell as you can see I love Motorcycles and ofcourse helping others . the pics I just loaded from the American Legion Riders 7th Annual M/C Rodeo are just a few I took and a friend too I have more but had to stop loading lol. Anyway this event we put on every year to Honor and raise money for the Dallas VA Hosp Volunteer Services program for the patients. I volunteer for this hosp thru the American Legion My Dad is a Vet and My Ex husband ( Opie The Rodeo Ex-Champ lol ) was in and is now reenlisting back in to the Army so its in my blood . Anyway we raise money with this event and others to help support our Veterans and we love it. And for those of you who looked at the pics Yes as I said in my About me Section of this profile I am a Beautiful thick full figured woman. At one time was a weight lifter hence the thick Biceps lol but took time off 2yrs to help mom. So I just wanted to write something here since everyone else is and I actually have the time today . I hope everyone had a won
A Little About MeOk so, far you know Im a fan of KISS and that I dont always get along with my husband and his family....you also know that I get irrated with the people that I have to wait on at work and the people I work with...well, what you dont know about me was five yrs ago this mother's day I lost a child...because I had a medical card and was basically going through the local health dept when I called the doctor's office they brushed me off..and do to their I dont give a shit attitude I lost the baby....now some of my family and friends said oh maybe something was wrong with the baby and thats the reason or it was just god's way...well the way I see it is that I dont think god would have let me get pregnant if it wasnt meant to be...why would god do something so cruel as to give us something like that and than take it away? You know as well as I do the answer to that....I even had a friend say well the baby's soul was needed for another child....gotta love catholics...for the past 5 yrs I have
Little Somethingwhen i talk to you i think of you most of the time i can never get you off my mind i think about you day and night ever wondering if i myself have the guts to ask you out but for some reason i jus can't even though you make me laugh and turn my day from bad to good i love you like a friend
A Little Story About DinnerHere is a story that my Master started and i was to finish it. He did this to help me. i have a great deal of trouble expressing myself in writing and expressing fanatisies. They are there in my head. But i have always had a difficult time letting them out. i do hope Yyou enjoy reading it as much as i did doing it for my Master
Master's part.......
Before we go out for the evening,i give my pet a package which contains the following,,,,(a mid thigh skirt of velvet,a matching blouse,a push up half bra (so the nipples are high and pointy)and a pair of silk crotchless panties) oh and she discovers this other box at the bottom,she opens it to discover a mini 2 headed vibrator wireless/remote(with a note attached saying to wear this as well)..it straps on so it wont come lose/or fall out...she inserts the device and pulls her new panties up and as soon as she does i hit the button to give her a taste(but she doesnt know i was watching so now she thinks its gone haywired...i see a mixe
A Little SomethingWhy do people have to lie to you like you will never find out the truth? I hate fake people.
I hate lies
and I hate 2 faced whores.
I hate when people pretend to care.
I hate when I get used.
So fuck all you mother fuckers If u don't care about me and only want to fuck with me or lie to me or use me then leave me the hell alone.
I don't need BULLSHIT in my life. I need friends I can trust.
Put yourself in my shoes for a change.
Everything isn't always about YOU.
I have problems too.
Little Johnny;s QuestionLittle Johnny's Question
> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
> shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the
> first gun shot"
>
> The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
>
> Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
> of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
> sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
> one is married?"
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
>
> To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
> wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
A Little Somethin For The Womenmy life is now completed and so is yours since we meet each other we quickly fell in love your heart beats faster and faster as the days go on wondering if you'd see me and wondering if we'll ever move on
A Little Helpplease show some love for happyjack on my family list...i will return the favor for all that reply just leave me a message of the love you have sent and i will return it.
thanks
the princess
Little Opportunity For A Big ThingI did something tonight I wish all my friends would try when they have the chance. This is something I started when my daughters were in middle school and has always added to my enjoyment of youth sports, especially when I see my kids following my example.
As I was walking out of the gymnasium after my niece’s volleyball game with players and their families, I saw a girl from the opposing team being ushered out by her mother. I remembered seeing her make a few plays and so I made eye contact with her and said, “Hey, you did really good out there”.
This might sound corny to some people but you would not believe the tremendous emotional rush a simple gesture will create, especially when the athlete sees you are sporting the opposing team’s colors, or are a parent of one of their opponents. At this point the score is of much less importance. What is important to that kid is someone recognized their hard work. The same can be said of their parent if they hear the comment. You can alm
Little Thoughts....you know, I try to encourage everyone to share memories on these genealogy boards... someday, our grandchildren will have only those memories we leave behind for them...
and maybe.. I'm a bit stressed out...
but, I woke up...
and was thinking what could I do for my husband...
just about since I"ve known him, I've been singing to him, a song
that my dad (Alvin C. Rowe) sang to me and my sister when we were
little girls...
You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy,
when skys are grey,
You'll never know dear..
How much I love you,
PLease don't take your sunshine away.
My uncle Richard sang me songs when I was a little girl....
he liked a song by Neil Young... Heart of Gold.
When I was a little girl, I made the connection between my uncle and myself. I grew up KNOWING I was special. My uncle Richard sang me songs!!! He played guitar for ME!
I have NO idea I never made the connection between myself and my dad until this morning. I neve
Little Girlin this story in my head
a little girl lies awake in bed
thinking of whats yet to come
and all the pain from everyone
her best friend for all eternity
was 10 yrs older now you see
so she watched the girls come break his heart
and she swore shed never do that part
well one day his girl walked away
leaving him again with so much pain
the little girl then craddled his head
and in a soft wisper she slowly said
"i will never leave your side,
i will never break your heart
and if you wait a few years for me
i swear well never be apart"
this made the bo so very excited
he loved this girl and was so delighted
he waited for ten whole years
as this girl washed away all his fears
and on her graduation day
that seemed to come with such haste
he held her tight within his arms
and looked into her face
"little girl" he said "you kept your part
and never once did you break my heart
for all these years i waited here
waiting for this moment dear
I cant think of a better w
A Little Too LateIt has been over five weeks
5 weeks since you have seen him
5 weeks since you said you would call him
5 weeks since you didn't
I have the patience to wait till the end of time
But our son is just like you
stubborn and with no patience
he will not wait
he is forgetting you more and more
day by day
hour by hour
minute by minute
In the begining he said
he didn't want you
he didn't need you
now he says nothing
Every night I tell him
Daddy loves him
In the begining
he said no he doesn't
now he says nothing
They say children are resiliant
I say children are smarter
then we give them credit for
It doesn't matter what I say
The only thing that matters
is what you don't say
He has his mind made up
He knows what's up
No matter how much I try to sheild him
he knows
Sometimes I think
he is way smarter than his mommy
and I should follow his lead
he is after all named after a prophet
4 years old and far wiser
than he should have to be
A Little Can Go A Long WayApparently I work next door to a shelter for the mentally disabled. At lunch time I usually go outside to the lunch cart and grab something real quick. An older mentally challenged gentleman was trying to buy lunch but from the sound of the coversation he didn't have enough money. The lady took his money and left it on the counter meanwwhile he's pointing to the menu trying to say "cheeseburger." So I pay for my lunch and get my change and without thinking put a couple dollars down on top of the man's money and told the lady he should have enough for his cheeseburger now. With that I left to go eat but it got me to thinking about how we should make an effort to help those that aren't as fortunate as ourselves. Yeah it was only a couple dollars to me, but it was lunch for that hungry man. Working in ny is giving me good opportunities to see things from a different perspective and I think I am becoming a more well rounded person because of it. I do hope you guys take a hard look
A Little Girl....a few days after christmas, a little girl was waiting at the cross walk with her new bike when a police officer on a horse comes up next to her.
"nice bike," he tells her. "did you get it for christmas?"
"yep," she replies.
"well," says the officer. "im sorry, but your bike doesnt have a reflector on it. im gonna have to give you a ticket."
he hands the little girl a ticket. she looks up at the officer.
"nice horse," she says. "did santa give it to you for christmas?"
the officer chuckles. "yep."
then, the little girl says, "next year, tell santa that the dick belongs on the bottom of the horse, not the top."
A Little Advice To Those That Are In LoverHERE IS JUST A LITTLE ADVICE FROM ME IT REALLY HELPS
NEVER LET ANYONE CHANGE YOU FROM WHO YOU ARE. BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE PERSON IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON. IN ORDER TO BE HAPPY YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR SELF. MY MOTTO IS "IT IS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE THAN LOVED FOR WHO YOU ARE NOT."
EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE THERE OWN PERSON AND CAN'T BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST TO MAKE THE OTHER HAPPY, YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY TO.
LittleRemember when you were little
And the colors danced in your head
You picked out your favorite one
A deep crimson red
Remember when you were little
And you shouted out with glee
As you and your color laughed
Both happy as can be
Remember when you were little
And your color went away
Your sad little sobs filling the world
As you walked off alone to play
Remember when you were little
And it came in a sudden attack
When you realized that your color
Was never coming back
Remember when you were little
And you shouted out above
I wish I'd allowed myself
Just for once to feel love!
A Little Girl So Young.A little girl so young,
Innocent,
Pure.
Just like any other child,
Play, eat,
Sleep.
Happy, just like always,
Smiling, laughing,
Singing.
A little girl so young,
Tortured,
Abused.
What could she do?
Cry?
Scream for help?
Nothing,
She was made to keep quiet.
The little girl so young.
(C) Copyright. Angel
Little Red Riding HoodOnce upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house.
Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going
Little Bits BlogI'm not here for a relationship I'm here for friendship I'm a 39 year old mother of one and have a wonderful boyfriend and I cherish both of the men in my life cause they are my life. I hope everyone who stops by my blog will give me a chance and want to become friends. Thanks for stopping!!! ~~~~ HUG~~~~~~~~~
A Little BetterI am a little better today. I will be completely content when I can actually talk to my best friend about some things. Thanks for all the love guys!
Little AngelTonight she takes the knife
Your little girl with butterflies
Forget all those dreams
Her tears reck with cyanide
And as the night begins to crawl
Her memories fade away
Little demons take her soul
Leaving her dead on the bedroom floor
Little angel little angel, feel no more
As quick as the pills her blood hits the floor
Little angel little angel, fly away
Your body's become cold, you'll weep no more
Her lips are painted blue now
Her floor is tainted red
And all those little toys laid forgotten in the dust
But the razor blades and cyanide
Are keeping warm beneath her side!
A Little Something I WroteBe true to yourself…
When you are honest with yourself
You can see how you really are inside
And just what it is others will see about you
If given the chance to really know you
What you show them is what they base
Their opinions of you on
Friendships can be built upon this
Emotions will form and only if you are honest
Will they be worth something to you
Or to the people you have allowed in
Don’t be ashamed of who you are inside
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
What you see isn’t necessarily what
Anyone else will see about you
True happiness will only come from within
And that is easiest to achieve with honesty
Know that if someone tells you
They love you, they most likely do.
Embrace it or push it away, the choice
Is for you and you alone to make
No one else can make these choices for you
Be true to yourself and never lose
Sight of what is most important to you
May you always find contentment in life.
A. Boudreaux 2006
A Little Something For SomeoneSeems like forever that you’ve been by my side
Love unwavering
Steadfast
No matter what brings the tide
After all this time, my love for you still grows
A deep appreciation
Respect
I love you more than you know
Little Known Facts About SexLittle known truths about sex!!
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat! produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
wit
Little BearWhich Constellation Are You? Ursa Minor/Little BearAs the legend goes, when Callisto was changed into a large bear (Ursa Major) and began roaming the forests. Her son Arcas chanced upon her one day and was surprised when the bear started to charge her. Arcas drew his bow to slay the bear, but Zeus interfered so as to save Arcas' mother. Thus Arcas was changed at that moment into a little bear and thrown into the sky with his mother where they would both be immortal. You are very headstrong and brash; sometimes you act before you think. Just be careful not to hurt the ones you love. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
A Little Experiment.....and I have concluded that some people have way too much time on their hands.
Summary: I read the bullitin about how some people can 'cheat' their way to high ranks by refreshing the page over and over again.. I did it with one of my bullitins, and got up to 30 refreshes and got VERY BORED!! So, in my conclusion, I have decided if people have the ability to sit in front of the computer all day hitting refresh over and over again, maybe they deserve the high spots just for a reward...
So if this is what people revolve their lives around, so be it, because I don't have the attention span for such things..
The orginal bullitin that influenced my experiment:
Title: OVER 3000 LOOKS IN LESS THAN 18 HOURS? BULLSHIT. SECRET EXPOSED FOR BLOG CHEATERS. SEE FOR YOURSELF THE TRUTH...
When i went to sleep this morning, my blog was #2 overall, a mere 500 or so looks from #1. Right now, I'm #5 and over 3000 LOOKS behind. Thanks to my ever-present-on-this-site O'rly Owl. He discove
Little Bit Of LifeA little bit of guitar
A little bit of truck
A little bit of hound dog
And a little bit of luck
A little bit of Bacon
A little bit of beans
A little bit of you lovin’ up on me
And a little bit of how it supposed to be
A little bit of life
A little bit of backseat
A little bit of moon
A little bit of radio, a goin’ boom boom boom
A little bit of sugar
A little bit of spice
A little bit of nasty, A little bit of nice
A little bit of how it supposed to be
A little bit of life
Chorus:
I breath in
I breath out
Yes sleepin all night with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ stirin around
Drink a pot of coffee and I head off to town
Work Work, Work
All day long, crank it up, back it up, bring it on home
Supper on the table and I eat me a bite,
Then we snuggle on the porch by the pale moon light
A little bit of me and you doin alright
A little bit of life
A little bit of tractor
A little bit of farm
A little bit of cornfield
A little bit of barn
A li
The Little Demon Of Controllable UrgesAs I drove home this evening from a short visit with the fam..... I suddenly had one of my rediculous and yet deliciously dangerous urges. I passed a construction area where a large piece of curved barrier was perfectly placed on the right-hand shoulder to be a really kick ass jump. Well, maybe a kick ass jump for a motorcycle, I don't think it was wide enough even for the little honda i drive. But my snap instinct was to want to drive the car straight for it and.... and... and.... I giggle a little at myself each time I get to this point of the urge. I have to have a very candid conversation with the little demon inside of me who thinks this is the coolest idea EVER, and I must take a conscious control of my body just incase the little demon should suddenly decide to try to wrest control away from me and actually succeed in ramming the car into the barrier. The thought of trying the jump or worse, the demon ramming us has my adrenaline pumping, and by now, I'm totally cracking myse
Little Billy Has Questions-hahahahaha"What cuss words really mean"
Body: The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hel
Little Johnny And Little MaryLittle Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As
they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,
doing it, well, doggy style. "What are they doing, Johnny?" Mary asked.
Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12 years, knew
what they were doing but was embarrassed to say it, so he said, "Well,
he's scaring her." Little Mary said, "Oh." They walked a little farther,
and Little Mary said, "Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny
thought, "What the Hell." So he took her into the bushes and "scared"
her. After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty
soon, they walked past a stallion mounting a mare in the field. "What
are they doing, Little Johnny ?", she asked. "Well, he's scaring her."
So Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Johnny." Well, Little Johnny took
her into the bushes and "scared" her again. After they were finished,
they started walking home again. Pretty soon, you guessed it, th
Little EarthquakeLittle Earthquake
" Oh....these little earthquakes...doesn't take much to rip us into pieces..." -Tori Amos
Thought it was a dream...6:14 am
but here I am
and I remember
oh God
I remember everything....
....two little girls cluthing eachother in the back seat of a beat up old car crying...sobbing.
A woman, the Mother, tore the smaller one from the other. Even though they were twins, one was different...horribly different. the smaller one always knew it.
The Mother franticly carried the small unwanted child into a tall red brick building. the child was looking back at her counter part...still in the car...silently screaming, hands pressed against
the glass of the rear window.
..."Take her" the Mother said.
"I can't look at her...I can't even touch her, I'm afraid I'll hurt her" handing the small unwanted child to a bewildered social worker.
The little didn't cry out. Just silent falling tears. Falling. Forever pushing the exper
A Little More About Me.A little more about me.
Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP
Hello my name is Hazel. I am 31 and in a wonder ful relationship with my Girlfriend/Photographer Ezra Valentine. I love Ezra very much and we have been seeing each other for well over a year now. She is a very beautiful lady and the most kind hearted woman that I know.
We are going to have outr website up very soon. The object of our website will be to celibrate all aspects of our relationship (with an emphasis on our crazy kinky sex life). Things on the website will include many photos not found here on cherry tap. Also there will be hot and steamy videos of both Ezra and I together and solo, expressing our kinky fetishs.
If you decide that you like our photography style and would like to take pictures of yourself we can be your photographers. Just contact Ezra or I and we'll get back to you. We both have extensive art training and offer two very distintive points of veiw.
I also like to write and play music an s
A Little Quiz For Our Buddy Saddam HusseinA Little Quiz for Our Buddy Saddam Hussein
BAGHDAD -- An Iraqi judge has formally submitted questions to Saddam Hussein and prosecutors seem to be concentrating on several cases concerning his alleged crimes. Many of these received international attention during Saddam's three decades in power the Iraqi special tribunal said on Monday.
Iraqi government officials have said they would like to put Saddam on trial in the next few months, before an election, based on his answers to the questionnaire. Below are excerpts of both the questions and the available answers Saddam Hussein has in his possession.
(1) You, Saddam Hussein, experienced and survived an assassination attempt in Dujail in 1982. Your response to this was
(a) Kill those Yankee bastards
(b) Don’t tell ME that was a soccer ball
(c) Another slow news day at Al Jazeera, eh?
(d) Oh great … again already this week.
(2) You, Saddam Hussein, chose to deal with the Kurdish Barzani tribe, of which the current Ku
Little Johnny , Just BeautifulOne day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"
Little Johnny , God Is WatchingChildren were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Little Johnny wrote a note, "take all you want, God is watching the apples."
A Little Help PleaseSo i went to add another person to my family and it said i couldn't... i have to level up first. So please everyone, if you haven't rated my page, or my pics, or fanned me, do these things. I will return the favor.. trust me, i'm good for it! Please, show me some love. =o) THanks
A Little Old LadyA biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up
a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he
now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry t
he bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose
in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
h
A Little Story...Here's a little story to brighten your day:
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was sop leased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
A Little Sappy And Gay...that jazz rhythm in my head
reminds me of how i feel
when im completely fulfilled
when im finally with you
the tapping cymbal, the snare hit
the steady groove i feel
when im completely fulfilled
when im finally with you
the warmth and embrace of the bass
the natural pulse i feel
when im completely fulfilled
when im finally with you
while the horns ascend in pitch and tempo
my heart races to keep up with the feeling
the excitement i feel
when im completely fulfilled
when im finally with you
A Little About Me ( If You Get Emotional Get Tissues First) Part 1I wish this never happened. In 2001 I went to the hospital for what I thought might be a migraine, I never had one so I was not sure.
Well that "migraine" sent me to Tx Children's via LifeFlight. I knew something was bad after that and vomiting blood. After all that turns out I had just had two animism's and a ruptured blood clot.
My doctors told me I only had a 40/60 chance from surviving it. That was the first part, the second part was the surgery for repair, and they said I had only a 20% chance the surgery would be a success. Luckily I was part of that 20%. I was in ICU for three weeks and another four weeks in recovery.I also had to learn to walk, talk, read, and write again. So another result of tht surgery I have permenet amnesia from May 2001 and back.
Although as a result of the surgery I have occasional seizures. I still have to deal with having less feeling in my right side. Less strength in my left. About 15% sensitivity on my scalp, and when I get tired my left
A Little Babies PainTHIS IS SOOOOOOO SAD!
A Little Babies Pain
I am but a babe not yet born, my mommy has a decision
to make that has her torn.
she needs to decide to keep me or the drugs, the drugs
can get her high, but I can give her hugs.
I'll never run out on her and my love won't cost a
dime,she can overcome this one day at a time.
All she has to do is have the willingness, turn it over
to god and he'll guide her through the rest.
If she keeps doing drugs I'm almost certain to die, I
wonder if she feels the tears from my little baby eyes.
My mommy chose the drugs it's so sad to say, just like
my life began it ends today.
My mommy will cry for days to come, it's too bad the
drugs kept her from meeting her son.
Someday we'll meet when the time is right, but we'll
meet in death instead of life.
I would have brought her happiness if only given the
chance, she would have seen my love for her in one tiny
baby glance.
1999 By: Jennifer Lawson
A Little About Odds And Ends.....Ok, I think I will answer a few questions about me so everyone knows where I'm coming from..
1. Yes, I'm single..I was married at one time almost 18 years ago....
2.No, I don't have any kids..Music life and kids don't mix for me....
3.No, I'm not into girls I feel women are very beautiful but I love a man to love...
4. I have chosen a single life.. I have dates..I don't need any new ones..I love people and like to talk to all kinds.. Most of my friends are males..Male's dominate the music world. This is the world I'm part of, this is why most of my friends are guys...
5.I'm self employed and don't have normal hours as most do ....You might see me online but somtimes the computer is just on and I got called away..If you shout at me and I don't answer this might be one of those times ...Sorry, I like to get back to everyone but sometimes I miss you.
6. Three week after leaving my band.. Prettier than Pink.. I was skating fell and broke my wrist..I have been waiting for
Little Boys...My son is 3 1/2 years old and we are having a terrible time poddy training. He's been running around the house for the last hour or so naked with me asking him if he needed to go poddy. Umm nope seemed to be the only reply I would get.
He brings out his toy box (one of those huge plastic rubber maid containers) and decides to dump all his toys out in the living room so he could play IN the toy box. He's playing, minding his own business, watching tv, doing this, doing that and I'm thinking okay he'll be fine for a while....
I am walking back into the living room from getting my youngest daughter a cup of milk and all of a sudden I hear the noise of liquid hitting plastic! Oh no he's not....! Yep, he is! I look over and there is my son, still SITTING in his toy box, trying to cover his face, just letting it all go!
Oh well, thank goodness it wasn't all over the carpet this time!
The Little Old LadyThe Little Old Lady
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
and she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him
Pleased that he had brought
a little sunshine into someone's day,
he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
you'd be paying for her thing
Little TonyLittle Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that
called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you
A Little Ditty..Hold up.. let me put some lovin in it,
We can start from the beginning,
It doesn't have to be this way.
Slow down.. babe give me your full attention,
Maybe I forgot to mention,
Just how much I really do...
I love you.
And I plan to show you, daily.
Not just with the things I say,
But with every...thing that I dooooooo.
I love you. Let me show you......
LOL. Sucky, huh?
A Little Fame... Web Candy!Wow, looks like we made it into someone elses blog! Big thanks goes out to Olivia for writing such a great review! Thanks so much!
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Where’d you get that shirt?: You know you’re eye candy!
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
You know you’re eye candy!
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Click on the shirt to get to DeXine to get one of these shirts. Shoot, get a few! They have all kinds of shirt styles that it’s offered on! You’re beautiful — flaunt it!
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Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
" No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Raiders, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids
~little Emu Kid~Little Emu Kid
Cry little emu kid
the camera wants your scars
Press the blade a little more
Celebrate self harm.
Make out with another guy,
Post up photos of that kiss
Bad poetry and tired clichs
Sleeves above the wrist.
Cry little emu kid
Are those jeans too tight?
Or is it that irritating fringe
blocking out your light?
Star little emu kid
everything you own
Listen to that whiney voice
No wonder youre alone.
Scream into your diary
how hard your life has been
and how you cannot take much more
Life on the emu scene.
Wearing stripes and converse
with your stupid, painted hair,
writing suicidal notes
although you wouldnt dare.
Cry little emu kid
Attention-whore your friends
Tears for songs by pre-school bands
Until the fashion ends.
Little Ghost"Little Ghost"... White Stripes... go listen to the song on my page...
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above
The first moment that I met her
I did not expect a specter
When I shook her hand I really shook a glove
She looked into me so sweetly
And we left the room discreetly
No one else could know the secret of our love
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above
Every morning I awoke
And I see my little ghost
Wond'rin' if it's really her that's lying there
I lean to touch her and I whisper
But not brave enough to kiss her
When I held her I was really holding air
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you
Little ThingsToo often we don't realize
what we have until it is gone;
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."
Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
we hold dearest to our hearts;
And we allow foolish things
to tear our lives apart.
Far too many times we let
unimportant things into our minds;
And then it's usually too late
to see what made us blind.
So be sure that you let people know
how much they mean to you;
Take that time to say the words
before your time is through.
Be sure that you appreciate
everything you've got
And be thankful for the
little things in life
that mean a lot.
A Little About Me...YOU
1. A Cuddler? Been known to be one
2. A morning person? Yeah not without a LOT of black coffee
3. Are you a perfectionist? To a fault
4. An only child? yep
5. Religious? Nope
6. In your pajamas? Comfy
7. Left handed? sometimes
LAST
1. Friend you saw: lindsay
2. Talked to on the phone: lindsay
3. Message over CherryTAP: Bear
4. Was today better than yesterday? nope
FAVORITE
1. Number: 79
2. Color: blue
CURRENTLY
1. Missing: you know who
2. Not missing: the lou
3. Wanting: a hug
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning?
A: took Sebastian out
Q: Last thing you ate?
A: crazy bowls and wraps: power bowl… good stuff@
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A:yep
Q: What's the last movie you watched?
A: thin
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: old navy
Q: Do you smile often?
A: try too
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: only if they are falling
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: at times
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: ne
Little Kitty (poem)Hey there little kitty cat
Come and sit upon my lap
Tell me where you came from
While we sit underneath the sun
When did you arrive and how?
Would you like some milk? Meow!
What beautiful and soft fur
Think I'll call you Tiger! Purrr
oh, you are really sweet
How about something to eat?
And look at this, a squeak toy
Yes, it's yours my furry joy
I know you don't have a home
But, you're no longer all alone
So, let's go inside and play
And you are welcome to stay
* Wrote this one about my new little kitty, Tiger :)
A Little Help?Porkchop73@ CherryTAP
Hey can anyone help my friend level? He's been stuck forever! Only 1100 to go!
A Little Helphave you ever been looking for something, your not sure what, but you know you have to find it. I drives you crazy knowing that it's just within your reach, but you just can't find it.
That's been me for the last..oh I don't know ten years. I've been looking for answers to questions for years. Listening to my dreams, I think that they are what I need to follow. so far I have figured them all out, the last one is not so easy, five years I have tried to figure it out. What I think is that I have to find a ritual that will cross me to another plain and talk to a guide there. I have been racking my brain trying to find anything that would help me cross through the veil...not all that easy.
I have have no Idea how to do this, if you have any Ideas I could really use some help
Donnie
A Little Man Bashing .. Sorry Guys .. I Still Love YaSOME OF THESE ARE LAME ... but thats just me
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
* * *
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
* * *
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
* * *
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
* * *
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fai
Little Old LadyA little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbbbiiiiitch offffff?"
Little TommyLittle Tommy was walking around the house one day when he came to his parents' bedroom, he heard sounds coming from the room, so he opened the door just enough to see in. He gasped and shut the door and ran downstairs. His mother, shocked and confused went to find her son. When she found him, she asked him what was wrong. He replied that he'd seen her and daddy in the room and was wondering what they were doing.
"Well, Tommy, You know that daddy has a big belly, well mommy sometimes has to bounce up and down on it to make it smaller so he feels better."
Tommy explains, "Well mommy, you're just wasting your time, 'cause when you go to the store, the neighbor lady comes over and blows it back up again."
A Little Bit Of A Lc/ct History Lesson?As I was reading through my bulletins this afternoon, I ran across one that seemed to provide a bit of a LC-CT History Lesson.
With every good thing, there seems to be a little more to it that meets the eye. Anyone who has ever created their own business knows that there is little flexibility that can be done to create a business (especially one of this scope) without a sound financial backing. Until a business is well off of the ground and able to survive on its own, it will have to rely upon some form of financial backing.
Perhaps, this site began as an experiment. Who cares? Aren't most businesses started out that way??? Michael Dell started his computer sales business out of the trunk of his car in Austin while attending some courses at the University of Texas. With initial financial backing from his relatives when he created PC's Limited, which is now known as the conglomerate of DELL.
My own father got tired of having answering services in San Antonio that didn't re
The Little Things In LifeLittle stones make big mountains,
Little steps can cover miles,
Little acts of loving-kindness
Give the world it's biggest smiles...
Little words can soothe big troubles
Little hugs can dry big tears,
Little candles light the darkness,
Little memories last for years...
Little dreams can lead to greatness,
Little victories to success~
It's the little things in life
That brings the greatest happiness...
When I think about all the little things,
warm thoughts of all of you always come to mind
and all the joy that friendship brings,
always and forever sharing it online...
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR BEING MY FRIENDS!!!
A Little Bit More....Hmmm ok so where does my little tale continue.
Lets fast forward for a minute past the rest of 16 and 17 because well I got knocked up again and nothing fucks up a good time more than being pregnant. So there I am at 18 still married now with 2 kids and after a short venture of living in Denver I'm once again back in that little shit hole town with more churches than bars. If anyone has lived in a tiny little town like I'm describing you will know that while there are not a lot of bars and clubs...well frankly wtf are clubs...people love to get drunk. Why the hell not. Nothing better to do to pass the time so everyone from the school teachers to the preachers of all those damn churches that are on every corner drink like fish. Blame it on the cold winters, liquor keeps you warm! So of course nevermind the underage thing cause if push comes to shove you can convice the drunk school teacher to buy for you so yeah I learned how to really drink around this time in my life. I do
A Little Love For Everyone!I had closed the door upon my heart
And wouldn't let anyone in,
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
But, that would never happen again
I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could,
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good
Then you came into my life
And made me change my mind,
Just when I thought that tiny key
was impossible to find
That's when you held out your hand
And proved to me I was wrong,
Inside your palm was the key to my heart ...
You had it all along
Litter Box CakeLitter Box Cake
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).
Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.
Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixtu
Little Johnny Is At It AgainA grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep it was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Tootsie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!
The teacher sat down and cried ...
Little Johnny JokesOne day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.
The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to sgo
A Little Story About Time ManagementDelegation and Focus were the two horsemen of time management. They proudly rode their fine steeds wearing their armour made of pure commitment, laced with pride. As they rode, they rode down the hill. They always rode downhill.
Procrastination and Interruption were the two horsemen of Stress. They rode their mangy lame mules wearing their armour of excuses and blame. As they rode, they rode up the very same hill. They always rode uphill.
The riders met half way up the hill and half way down the hill at exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of time management to ride the rest of the way downhill AND exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of stress to ride the rest of the way uphill, depending on your point of view.
Delegation said to Procrastination "Why is it that you two horsemen always ride up hill on your mangy mules dressed in excuses and blame, when you could join us on our fine steeds and ride downhill wearing pure commitment and pri
A Litttle About MeTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rebekah Sue Post (Becky)
Birthday: March 30, 1981
Birthplace: Beaverton OR
Current Location: Battle Ground WA
Eye Color: Greenish Blue
Hair Color: Brown, turning white (what my family gray's early I can't stop it don't want to. I really hope it turns all white soon.)
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Irish, Welsh, Dutch, American Indian (blackfoot) tons of others I forget though.
The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes (non slip) lol
Your Weakness: sex
Your Fears: people
Your Perfect Pizza: light sauce, chicken, bacon, cheese, and garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my own apartment and away from my family for a while.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: â€It’s morning already can’t I sleep just a little longerâ€
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes idk
Your Bedtime: I’m 25 whenever I damn well please. But normally whenever I get
Little GameMy darling,
All of a sudden I felt this urge to kiss you and touch you with the tip of my tongue, starting with your feet and moving all the way up to the soft strands of hair right in the back of your neck, that you love me to kiss.
All of a sudden I felt this urge to kiss the palm of your hands. I felt this urge to kiss, lick and nibble your fingertips. To gently rub my beard against the soft skin of your neck. To pull you by your hips against my body, to feel that beautiful, wet pussy of yours against my tight, and to feel your nice, round butt ready to be spanked like a naughty child.
All of a sudden I felt this urge to caress your back all day long, to run my hands all over your body and to feel each and every single curve that your clothes insist on hiding and only reveal every now and then. How I wish that “every now and then” would happen more often. If only you knew how I get every time I imagine you laying down, like the “towns bride”, not sure if you’re sleeping all dre
Little Johnny Strikes AgainThe teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated.” The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
A Little Fantasy...The Frenzy begins...
He pulls on my shirt,
Lifting it above my head.
The hunger playing in his eyes,
The lust forming his lips,
As they move toward my breast.
My pulse rising,
I moan in appreciation.
His warm tongue circling my nipple,
As it rises to greet his hot breath.
I tear madly at his shirt,
Dying to touch his bare skin,
The brush of it makes my desire scream for more.
He pushes me against the wall,
Rabidly licking and sucking.
Shoving my skirt to my waist,
Exploring the heat between my legs,
Forcing me to cry out in delectation.
I fumble with his pants,
In a zealous fervor I get them undone.
Drawing them down quickly,
Carefully encircling his hammer with my hand,
Massaging until it quivers.
A growl escapes his lips,
Exciting me further.
He turns me around,
Pulling my hair,
Pinning my hands to the wall,
Exposing my neck and biting it.
Ripping my panties off,
He enters me.
Buckin
A Little Bit Of SoulYou should make love to soul
You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
A Little TeasingI can't stop thinking about you
and all the things I want to do
I'm not sure what you can handle
let me start by lighting a candle
Then I'll set the music low
this should start the mood to grow
How much trust do you have in me?
Would you let me tie you to a tree?
How about a bed?
That might work better instead!
I'm just playing
what I'm really saying
is you can look, but you can't touch
I wanna find out just how much
teasing you can take
before I make you break!
Would you oppose
if I took off all your clothes?
Would you resist
if I gently kissed?
Gave you a peck
on the back of your neck
worked my way around
and then down to the ground
A nibble over here
and a suck over there
would probably do the trick
but that would be to quick
I'd want this moment to last
so I wouldn't move too fast!
Little Rantok just getting fed up with hunt for fakes. I don't really care if someone uses a pic which isn't them, they have a reason to hide. What i don't like and the real fakes, are the ones that pretend to be the person they have a picture of. If you want to use a pic that is not you, then just create a new personality or let yours shine through.
Not everyone is brave enough to put their face here, and the way it looks, there is a little war going on between some of the women. When i first came here, there was a few women showing themselves in bikinis or underwear, now it seems that if women want to get the attention, they have to show some flesh.
I have nothing against seeing a bit of flesh, but i have been on the net long enough to know where to find it without paying, and it does get a little boring seeing it all the time.
That sort of ties in with my first point, let your personality shine through and then let the ones that matter see the real thing.
I saw one bulletin and sor
Little DouglasLittle Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - - Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Dougie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Doug aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Dougie, "He is a Liberal MP, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
A Little Slow?Is CT running a little slow tonight or is it just my computer? Let me know if your having any troubles
Little Essay (more To Come)The world exists in two forms of order. The natural, or coincidental order, that which is defined and restricted by the laws of science, laws which give little under variation of circumstance, which are rigid and strict, such as the law of conservation of energy. All energy lasts forever, it merely changes form when necessary or allowable. All energy is capable of acting on and joining with other energy to aid in change and adaptation. Change is natural and inevitable, due to existence not being uniform.
The other form of order is the affected or complimentary order these are the laws of nature that are not uniform within all circumstances. These kinds of order can be affected by beings and energies by exerting their will to change the circumstances. This being the basis for magickal working, focusing the will to achieve an end outside of the limits of ordinary function.
Within these orders exists the fundamental energy. All knowledge and will is contained within this energ
A Little Bit Of A Helloooo :)Right, down to it. I've only been on here less than a week, and have not had the opportunity to put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard, as it happens) because i've been working my little a*s of with an absolute ton of overtime recently. I work in the studio of a UK print factory, and we are currently on our 'run up to Xmas mad time'.
So far, I have to admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by my time here on CT. I've had lot of little chats with lots of far flung people, had a good amount of friends request and even have a few fans, me, I know!!! :) Plus, and this is a big 'un, you lot have been kind to my pics, which helps.. Lol
Anyway, I promise I'll try and jott my thoughts (if I ever have any...) in my little blog thingy, and hope that there will be enough interesting stuff in here to keep you rascals happy.
Ok, well 1st one done, hopefully one of many...
Take care boys and girls.
Later, Davey.
A Little HistoryMost people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.
There was nothing to st
A Little Bit Of EverythingRight now, I am a little bit of everything. I'm irritated, frustrated, upset, happy, but yet at the same time I just want to rip a few people's heads off!
I don't want to explain the reason for all these emotions cause honestly I don't see the point! Oh but than why even bother saying anything right? Because I feel like it!
The way I am feeling right now is for me. But saying how I am feeling might be the one thing I need to get some sleep tonight.
I don't know. I'm half tempted just to delete this thing and go to bed...but than again...FUCK IT! I'm posting it.
Maybe I'll come back at a later time and reveal what has made me feel this way, I guess time will only tell.
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The Little Girl Sat Looking Out The Window Tears Streaming Down Her Little Face
Today Was Her 5th Birthday She Should Have Been Happy But This Little Girl's Heart Was Breaking
See She Lived In An Orphanage With Several Other Children Who Didn't Have Moms Or Dads
All The Children Had Different Reasons As To Why They Was In The Orphanage Some Was Abused And Taking From The Home
Some The Parents Didn't Want There Kids Anymore And Then There Was Some That Was Left On The Orphange Doorstep
It Was All Very Sad But The Owners Of The Home Tried To Show Love To Each Child And Tried To Let Them No How Very
Special Each Child Was.
It Seemed Like Each Day One Of The Children Would Get Adopted And They Got To Have A New Mom And Dad
The Little Girl Thought No one Would Ever Want Her Everyone Always Just Called Her The Little Girl She Was Never Given A Name
Until One Day There Was A Stranger That Came To The Orpha
A Little About Me... If You're InterestedName : Katja
Birthday : You could look it up hehe ... March 3rd
Birthplace : beautiful town in Germany
Eye Color : green
Hair Color: dark blonde into light brown... depending on season
Height : 5'8" and then some (grins)
Right handed or left handed : Right handed, but am quite talented w/ my left ;)
Your Heritage : German
The shoes you wore today : sneakers and canvas shoes
Your weakness : wear my heart on my sleeve
Your fears : none really
Your perfect pizza : hmm... have a few meatlovers and seafood pizzas are my fav
Goal you would like to achieve this (well, for 2007) year : complete happiness
Your most overused phrase on an instant messenger : haha
Thoughts first waking up : coffee please!!
Your best physical feature : smile
Your bedtime : whenever
Your most missed memory : oh my, that's too darn mushy at this point
Favorite drink : Cappuccino, Coffee, Coca Cola, Peach Ice Tea ... depends on my mood Favorite fast food restaurant : none
Single or group dates : bot
The Little Girl And The CopA city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
Little LeroyLittle Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Leroy. I have
Little Johnny Strikes AgainLittle Johnny was a foul mouthed little kindergardner. The teacher, Mrs. Smith, didn't like talking to him or calling on him because every time he opened his mouth he ended up in the principles office. One week Mrs. Smith was teaching about the five senses. On Wednesday was Taste. She brought in three meat dishes. All the kids had blindfolds and each got a piece of meat of the first plate. Mrs Smith asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Nobody raised their hand except Johnny. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Beef". Then came the second plate. Mrs Smith again asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Again, nobody raised their hand except Johnny. She asked if anybody else know the answer thinking that one good answer from Johnny was about all she could expect. Still no hands. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Chicken". Then came the third and final plate. Mrs Smith passed out the meat and ag
A Little Girl Went To Her Bedroom And Pulled A Glass JellyA little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly
jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change
out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even.
The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap,
she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's
Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.
She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention,
but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing
noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound
she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and
banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of
voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,"
he said
Little Key Board Thingy In Case You Didnt Know!!1. Ctrl Alt Del is the mother of all keyboard shortcuts, affectionately known as the \"three-fingered salute,\" since it\'s so useful when your Windows box locks up. Pressing the combo once (simultaneously) opens the Windows Task Manager. (From within the Task Manager, you can force-quit a crashed program, see a list of processes or applications running on your machine, check performance parameters such as how hard your CPU is working, or track your network usage.) Is your machine totally locked up? Reach over, grab the mouse and click Shut Down.
2. Ctrl S saves the file you\'re working on. Ever lost your homework, a spreadsheet at work, or some video you\'ve been editing? Hit Ctrl S (simultaneously) to save. Hit it early and often! (Want to open a file from within the program you\'re running? Ctrl O universally opens the File/Open window.)
3. Ctrl C copies text, files, or icons that you\'ve highlighted, Ctrl V pastes them where you point your mouse (hey, you can\'t completely elimin
Little RalphyLITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little
Ralphy.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
LITT
Little Ditty Bout Www.mycrap.com.lolthis is what i sent in a message to the kids that run mycrap.com whn i canceled my account today 12/13/06
www.mycrap.com page got fished and now it looks like im sending bullitens for porn and other shit!!!!!!!!!! you guys suck ass....... cherrytap.com kills this place by far....have fun
one more thing..... I even tried to change my password but it said my little code number word thing was wrong all the time??????? I put it in caps when the letter was in caps then I tried to do it with no caps and still the same shit have fun making your money and not updating this crap hole....I mean come on a photo limit like that???? PFTTTTTTT shame on you kids!!!!!!!
A Little Something To Help You With Your Christmas Shopping!A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.
Follow these rules and you should have no problems.
Rule #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if
he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain.
As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the
word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words, "Hey
George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. Bye-the-way, are you through with
your 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A
99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from
his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men
bathrobes
A Little About MeMy passion in life is art & boardsports. The culmination of the two of those passions, created my business: Sharkless Boardsports. I do all the graphics and some of the coding for the site. Along with my husband, I also handle all the customer service & shipping.
This is my first year, and I'm excited about the growth of my business. If you ever need any boardsports gear: KITE, SKATE, WAKE, SURF, SKIM, SNOW or brand name apparel like ONEILL, RIPCURL, SPLIT, HABITAT, ETC, Feel free to drop me a line. I'm very friendly and want to make sure that everyone gets an awesome product and a great price! We are all about fueling the passion of boardsporters WORLDWIDE!! Read the "History of Sharkless" in my Cherry Stash to learn how my business came about (long story!)
And if you need anything this holiday season, stop by my site, or drop me a line. Here's this week's new additions:
Click on the banner to check out my website! We also have a forum & gallery. Feel free to contact me wi
Little By Little... Life Repeats Itself.I was absolutely, positively certain I'd left all the work-related garbage in New York. I was shown differently tonight.
I wrote most of this in Notepad from my cubicle in that big building H. Ross Perot owns on West Plano Parkway, in Plano, Texas (where CherryTAP and MySpace are both blocked due to NSFW content). Though this shift is a short one (midnight to 6 a.m.), an issue with a co-worker has been gnawing at me for the past three hours.
This will require some setup. A co-worker on the same service desk account as I am (for anonymity, I'll just call her "Zee") is a former model, still looks physically cute in a size 6, and is generally popular around the service desk. She's also quite intelligent when it comes to her work. However, her work ethic seems questionable, and she is fighting off rumors that she is dating someone from another account (despite a somewhat selectively-enforced non-fraternization policy), and doing a half-assed job at that. When she does her job, she's
A Little Help For Gifts For Some Of Our Soldiers?My sexiest male in military uniform contest is over tomorrow and I would like to give the winners the best gifts possible. All I am asking is that you please stop by and do anything you can to help me earn more cherry bucks for better prizes and to kick off the next round! PLEASE do this for them....if for no one else....OUR SOLDIERS!!
A Little Bit About Me.Many of you know my mother. Well she decided to sign me up for a dating website, and when I filled out the usual retarded questionaires that every site has, for some reason I felt the need to think about who I am as a person... the following is what I came up with. It made me feel a little bit better about my situation... I should be putting up christmas decorations, and will now go back to doing just that, but I had to post this, not for you but for myself as a reminder of why I am the way I am and why I must continue living even when life and love deals me a harsh hand.
A little about me...
It is 4:11 in the morning I am putting up christmas decorations and I got bored so I decided I may as well put some actual TIME into this thing... I am a unique person, My friends have told me that my brain works backwards from other peoples, whatever that means... but If you are looking for basic knowledge about me, first and foremost I LOVE MUSIC, I can listen to just about anything,
A Littl Thought About FriendsLOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Little JohnnyThe teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess what it is."
"A toy?" "No." "A new pencil?" "No." "A basketball?" "No...." said the teacher as she held the Hershey's kiss right above his opened hands. "Let me give you a hint. It's something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for work."
"Don't touch it, Timmy!!" yells little Johnny. "It's a piece of ass!"
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home after school and asks his father, "What’s this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want to park that in a girl's garage"
The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?" Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage, honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck in there."
Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes.
"Suzie, What happened??" She cried. "Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny asks his dad one day, "Dad, can you buy me a bicycle for my birthday?" "I'm sorry Johnny, but I've just lost my job and we still owe the bank $80,000 for the house. We just can't afford to buy you a new bike."
The next morning Johnny's dad sees him walking out the front door with his suitcase. He asks him where he's going and Johnny tells him, "Last night I heard you tell mom you were pulling out, but she told you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here with a $80,000 mortgage and no f....g bike."
Little Johnny Catholic SchoolLittle Johnny always did badly in math and his mother was very frustrated. She and her husband tried everything they could, flash cards, tutors, etc. However, they could never quite get him to understand math and study hard. As a last resort, his mother sent him to a Catholic school. When he came home from school, he ran straight up to his room and started studying. As she called him down for dinner, he ate quickly and ran up the stairs to study more. After studying, he went straight to bed. This occurred for two months. Finally, one day Johnny brought her his report card. She looked at it and he had an A+ in math. Very surprised, she could not wait to ask him a question. "Johnny, what was it, what made you finally work so hard?" He looked at her and seriously answered, "Well, as soon as I walked in and saw the guy stuck on the plus sign, I knew they meant business."
A Little PamperingHave you ever thought about how stress affects you?
The body's way of dealing with stressful situations is to produce chemicals which help you react more quickly, efficiently, and with additional strength. Normally, when a stressful situation is over, the body stops producing these chemicals, and you can relax. But most of us have ongoing stress in our lives, this causes chemicals build up in your body for a long enough time that they cause pain.
Everday life is stressful. You probably can name a whole lot of ways you feel stressed, from being stuck in traffice, working under a deadline, to being late for an appointment. As you know only too well, stress can continue all day long sometimes days at a time.
Hopefully, you've found healthy ways to reduce your stress, like watching TV, listening to music, spending quaility time with family and friends, meditating, doing exercise...and of course, by receiving massage.
Massage is one of the most direct ways to affect a change in
A Little HistoryTattoo History...
The following is a brief excerpt from Tattoo History: A Source Book, by Stephen G. Gilbert now available in print.
A WHIRLWIND TOUR OF TATTOO HISTORY.
An anthology of historical writings on tattooing. Each selection is accompanied by an introduction which provides background information and comment. The selections were written by historians, adventurers, explorers, anthropologists, criminologists, psychoanalysts and journalists,and include accounts of tattooing in the Ancient World, Polynesia, Japan,the pre-Columbian Americas, 19th century Europe and the US. Also included are interviews with contemporary tattoo artists and historians such as Ed Hardy, Lyle Tuttle, Tricia Allen and Kazuo Oguri. Tattoo History Source Book will be of interest to everyone with a serious case of tattoo mania.
The following selection is from Memoirs of a Tattooist by George Burchett. [London: Oldbourne, 1958.] Copyright 1958 by George Burchett. Quoted here by kind permission
The Little SparrowLittle Sparrow
Once upon a time there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.
A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.
The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and heard the chirping. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.
The Little Thingsthe little things r the things u do that u don't think ppl know about.
it could be a number of things;
a mother : some one who listens , is there to kiss the boo boo's away when u r little , helps with home work , and always wipes the tears u shed no matter how old u may be.
a father : some one u can count on when something goes wrong , holds u when u need to be held . knows how to always make u smile no matter how upset u may be, always there to protect u from any one trying to hurt u in any kind of way.
grandparents: some one who is there to take u places , listens as well , helps when ever they can .
sisters : r there to listen to problems that u may not be able to tell any one else .
brothers : r there to listen and protect u from others that may try to harm u.
a friend: is there when u can't talk to anyone else about a problem .
there are alot of things i could say that is good about all that's listed above.
the little things r the things that make u
Little Christmas Poem...not For Little Eyes...well It Can Be...lolCHRISTMAS GREETINGS
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> He laid her on the table,
>>>> > >> So white clean and bare,
>>>> > >> His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
>>>> > >> He rubbed her here and there.
>>>> > >> He touched her
>>>>neck,
>>>> > >> Then felt her breast,
>>>> > >> Then drooling, felt her thigh.
>>>> > >> The slit was wet and all was set,
>>>> > >> He gave a joyous cry,
>>>> > >> The hole was wide........
>>>> > >> He looked inside,
>>>> > >> All was dark and murky,
>>>> > >> He rubbed his hands,
>>>> > >> And stretched his arms.........
>>>> > >> And then he stuffed the turkey.
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry
>>>>Christmas.
A Little Flab LmfaoA LITTLE FLAB !!
One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond
a silent response...
So she rolled over
and grabbed him by his
'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place,
she said...
"You know, if you
firmed this up,
we could get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man
and
your brother!"
Have A Good Day!
Little Johnny Strikes Again!She brought him to her room and said "Johnny, take off
my top." and he took off her top.
"Now Johnny, take off my skirt." and he took off her
skirt.
"Please take off my bra, Johnny." and he took off her
bra.
"Johnny please take off my panties." and he took off
her panties.
"Now Johnny please don't wear my clothes to school
anymore, what were you thinking?"
Little JohnnyLittle johnny wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears
a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise
and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him"
His mom is taken by surprise and says
"Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's
fat and that makes him thin again."
Little johnny says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
Little johnny replies "Because the lady next door
comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!"
Little JohnnyA teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they
all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher
replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking,"
Then Little Johnny says
"I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied,
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring
on,.........but I like your thinking.
Little KidsWhy is it some people act like they are 5 years old and in school. Fucking grow up and get a life.
A Little Christmas Story To Cheer You Depressed Fuckers UpA Christmas Story for people having a bad day....
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off
A Little About MeWhere were you ladies B-4 ?? Okay I am married but the sex life really sucks!!! we have been together for about 22 years , and lately she has been cutting off the sex and holding out for weeks.. I love her but this is getting out of control We both are in our early 40's but she seemd to have lost the sex drive and mine is thriving like crazy!!! You women are very beautiful and sometimes I wounder . Where were you B-4 I got married.....LOL
Anyway I just thought I would get something off my chest.. and Say Thank You for accepted my friendship
A Little New Soul...to My Niece Destiny...ripA little new soul came down today
On a sunset cloud from far away
She stole the blue from the morning skies
And a star for each of her pretty eyes
She grasped at the dawn with her fingers
The rosy glows of the morning lingers
A little new soul came down to lift
Our weary hearts with her hopeful gift
She brushed by the sun and plueked its gold
And she brought gods love for our arms to hold
A little new baby with dreams in her eyes
Came to show us the path to paradise
A Little Help Would Be AppreciatedI NEED SOME HELP ON POINTS TO REACH THE NEXT LEVEL.A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED AND I'LL GIVE THE LOVE BACK.RATE AND COMMENTS ON MY PIC AND PROFILE....:) HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!!
A Little About Myself.I'm a middle aged bachelor who is using the internet to expand my social contact during the winter. I spent some time on the West Coast trying to get into show business. My "Agent" screwed things up for me. A business deal was negotiated on my behalf many years ago. The problem is that it was an open ended agreement, so they can take their time to honor it. Need I say more?
I'm looking for that special friend, maybe she'll be here.
Little Known Facts About NjFacts about NJ
If you've ever lived in Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!!
New Jersey is a peninsula.
Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club
(no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and
A Little Peek Into The Bent Colour Of My Brain.So this is a thought that squirmed its way out from the useless folds of gray matter I call a brain at some point in time.
Destructive...
Like comets in the sky
Beautiful streaks of explosion
Incendiary whips of fire
bury themselves into the flesh
Daredevil
the comet's new heart
Lips made of gold and white flame
eyes of suns and stars
too far to kill, too close to burn
With sun's ore in our veins
We destroy our old selves
and make something new
through the fire of inspiration
Radical idea
dessimate the mind
replace it with molten thought
ripe and pliant like clay
Create inside
a new idea,
burn what was left of the past
into nothing but wayward ash
And whip the cold sluggish
Soul into the burning frenzy
of revolution of change
with those lips of heated scales
...Rebirth
And thus, feel free to call me a little "disjointed" au le tete. Mrowr. ^._.^
A Little Bird Named RobinA Little Bird Named Robin
We were born 35 months apart, yet a whole lifetime. We are so different, yet so much alike. She is a wonderful mother,a strangely erotic woman, a strong personality (much more so than me), and a great friend to those who take the time to break thru all her walls. Most of all, I love her. Who is this paragon? We have a tie stronger than time, blood. She is my younger sister, Robin. We have spent most of the last 10 years not talking, putting each other down and keep the anger alive. But recently during a drinking binge, which is a rarity these days since I got old and settled, we had occassion to speak. Of the past and how we had hurt each other, and of the love we have for each other and for 6 little kids. So we thought that we might try to get along. We are doing wonderfully, so far.
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Iremember the pretty little girl who asked for advice. And the secure young lady who gave me advie on guys, who picked my clothes (s
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
~~~~~
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
~~~~~
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named."
~~~~~
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" Suzy cried out.
"And what do you have t
Little FeliciaLittle Felicia hid under her bed, she pulled out her diary that was sparkly and red.
She picked up a pen and started to write as her parents began yet another fight.
December 10
Dear Diary:
Mommy and Daddy are fighting once more, Daddy stuck Mom and she hit the floor.
What could Mommy have done to make Daddy so mad?
Did she make him so angry to make him do something this bad?
Daddy just left and the fight has stopped, but Mommy is bleeding from bottom to top.
Mommy is calling me, good thing she’s alive, she’s trying to get up and she strives and strives.
December 19
Dear Diary:
Daddy came back and now I’m afraid, my love for Daddy is starting to fade.
Right now he’s drinking and smoking his pot, he’s stumbling around as he takes his shots.
He’s yelling again and knocking stuff down, he just stabbed Mommy with a knife he found.
Daddy has left and Mommy is quiet, this is the
A Little Boy Visits A Whore HouseA little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam
A Little InfoAbOuT Me: The Best Myspace QuizBasics::Name::Amity Birthdate::11/11/77 Year In School::School? I've been out since I was 16..graduated with a 4.17 GPA. Though I do plan on going to school again when all 3 kids in school...2 down 1 to go. Hair Color::Changes...stawberry blonde right now Eye Color::Dark blue Favorite music genre::Mixed but into alot of Disturbed, Hinder, Korn, Rob Thomas and many others Favorites::Gum::Don't like gum Place to be::With my kids Sport::HATE sports with a passion TV::House, news Movie::DragonFly is my all time fav though I like many others City::San Francisco...I grew up in Bay Area and miss it Thing to do::Play online Female artist::.... Male artist::... Group::Disturbed Song::OverBurdened Music Video::dunno Type of weather::Thunderstorms Emotion::... Girl's Name::Hannah and Rebecca Guy's Name::Douglas Thing to do on a Friday night::Hang out with friends...maybe have a girls night out Scent:: Store::Walmart...its a love hate kinda place...one stop shoping
Little BrotherThis was written by a friend of our..Yvonne for her little brother Tim.
You were once so small with a sweet little smile.
But, of course, that only lasted awhile.
Now you're getting up and around,
Just like a toy that can't be unwound.
Sometimes I wish for that cute little boy
Who used to hang on to his favorite toy.
But I can see you're just as cute,
Running around in that cowboy suit.
A Little Thing I WroteDarkness inside me bound to consume my spirit, will you try to hear it, my desperation of a cry, or is our friendship but yet another lie, sometimes I ask myself why bother to try, finding myself on the brink of letting out a cry, but I think its starting to sear.....
Eternal bliss of hope that seeds itself within me waiting to be set free,
what is it that should be said to let you out into view, or does it matter to that of what I have hopes for or less there of, Thinking of what I should say if not mutter to myself ,
what is this beast within myself that spiked itself so deep within ones self that you can't seem to make it budge.....
once more you ask yourself a question........do I want this thorn to move itself from within, or do you enjoy the feeling as much..... I do ... I do enjoy this feeling.....
But then once more its starting to sear.......
I only can realize that this was no beast , but a brillent array of swirling feelings.... pain , happiness, fear , hate, lov
A Little HelpJust thought I would reach out and ask if there is anyone who could suggest a few webpages for Cherrytap backgrounds, comments, etc.
And if you would be so kind a little advice on where to put the codes.
Thanks
A Little More A Bout MeHi every one, Hows every little thang going ?
Im here to share.... my likes are....people who are real....truth...love...respect..wisdom..magical...writting potery....reading ...im an artest...like spending my summers by the water ..fishing..boating..,the ocean...hiking untraveled trails....kinder spirts..gentailness
as a friend ...im understanding...loving..there til the end....protive...funny....encouraging..surportive
gental...
my dislikes...fakes...rudeness...power...disrespect..to me or others...pushy....anger....
HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GET TO KNOW WHO AND WHAT IM ABOUT ALITTLE....THAXS FOR CHECKING IT OUT...WETKISSES47
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay,
we can play that game again!"
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the
Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to.
They've already been named."
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" Suzy cried out.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the preacher.
"Six feet under!", yelled Little Johnny.
One day, during
A Little Pissed, And Very DisapointedOK, I GET LOTS OF REQUESTS TO REPOST BULLETINS, AND I SEE PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT NO ONE READS THEIRS. WELL I KNOW WHY SOME OF THEM DON'T GET READ. THOSE SAME PEOPLE, THE ONLY BULLETINS THEY LOOK AT ARE THE ONES THEY WANT REPOSTED, OR THE ONES THAT COMPLAIN THAT NO ONE READS THEIRS. DON'T READ ANYONE ELSES.
TODAY I POSTED A LOT BULLETINS. MOST WERE REPOSTS. A COUPLE ORIGINALS BY ME. THE ONLY ONES THAT GOT LOOKED AT WERE THE REPOSTS THAT THEY WANTED SO THEY COULD REPOST AGAIN. AND THE 2 BULLETINS I POSTED ABOUT GETTING PISSED OFF BECAUSE NO ONE WAS READING THEM GOT READ.
I TRY TO READ EVERY BULLETIN. AT THE VERY LEAST I LOOK AT THE ONES THAT HAVE NO VIEWS MARKED. I REPOST A LOT OF THEM. THAT IS TIME I COULD SPEND TALKING WITH MY FRIENDS, COMMENTING THEM OR RATING THIER PICKS. I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME IN A DAY AND CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AT A TIME. I FIGURED A LOT OF BULLETINS ARE SORT OF TIME SENSITIVE SINCE THEY FALL OFF THE PAGE AFTER A WHILE, EVEN ON THE EXTENDED VIEW.
WELL NO MO
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me,
me!' Miss Rogers:� All right, little Johnny, what is
your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles
and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking
of a blowjob".
A Little Humor To Start The New Year OffA hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand
new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world,
and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops
for a red light.
An old man on a moped (looking about 75 years old) pulls up next
to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the
old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll
stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old
man just what his car ca
Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood was going through the forest to her Grandmother's house when she came across a squirrel. The squirrel said,
"Watch out, the Big Bad Wolf is looking for you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood ignored the squirrel's warning and continued down the road to her Grandmother's house. Soon she encountered a sparrow, who said,
"Little Red Riding Hood, look out, the Wolf is after you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood ignored the sparrow and continued to Grandma's house. As she got to the front gate, the wolf jumped out from behind a bush and said
"Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood reached into her basket
A Little Bit About Me!You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks!
You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this!
1. Ever punch someone in the face?
Yes!
2. How old are you?
26 going on 27 in March
3. Are you single or taken?
very very taken
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Utensils to be human
5. Do you dream at night?
of course!
6. Ever seen a corpse?
unforutatley
7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
twice but they are still alive and well
8. Do You Like Bush, the president?
no
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death?
I wish i could live forever to see my offsring thrive but i know I can watch them from above!
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be?
N/A
11. Do you trust the police?
No
12. Do you like country music?
No, too depressing
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
of who
A Little New Year's Eve Fun....."Damn! Where is that taxi!" Chris cried as he looked out the window for
the umpteenth time. He paced in a circle, a concerned look on his face
contrasting with his formal attire.
"Relax, honey! It'll be here soon!" Tanya said, trying to calm her
boyfriend. She knew how he hated to wait, how wanted everything to be
perfect. She also felt a little guilty about asking him to let her
room-mate, Marie, come along. Chris and Marie had always gotten along
well, but Tanya was afraid her presence might upset Chris. Marie had
broken off with her fiancee' shortly after Thanksgiving, and had a rough
Christmas. Tanya felt it important for Marie to start the New Year off
with a little fun, partially to put her ex- behind, partially because
Tanya knew her friend didn't want to stay home and watch Dick Clark in a
bathrobe with a beer and popcorn.
"I know, I know!" Chris said. I just want us to have fun! Look at you
two! You're marvelous! We can't stay home all night!"
"Oh, I'm hav
A Little Survey About.......me.*ABOUT ME SURVEY*
name: Mike or Michael
birthdate: December 18th
birthplace: Charleston, West Virginia
current location: Hammond, Indiana
eye color: Blue
hair color: Blonde
height: 6'2"
right handed or left handed: A little of both.
the shoes you wore today: New Balance sneakers
your weakness: Being a nice guy
your fears: Dying a lonely man
your perfect pizza: Meat lovers pizza
your bedtime: anytime after about 1am
your most missed memory: some of the bands I used to work for
pepsi or coke: Neither, Diet Dr. Pepper
macdonalds or burger king: Neither, Wendy's
single or group dates: single (if I ever get a chance to go on one)
lipton ice tea or nestea: Not a tea person
chocolate or vanilla: Neither, Strawberry
cappuccino or coffee: Neither
do you smoke: No
do you swear: Constantly
do you sing: Not in public [lmao]
do you shower daily: Yes
have you been in love: Mayb
Little Johnny Is Walking With His FatherLittle Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing? To which the father replies, "They are making a puppy!"
Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love.
Johnny asks his father, "Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies, "Johnny we are making you a little sister."
Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, "Well, daddy could you roll her over? I`d rather have a puppy!"
"little Old Man" Joke!!Subject: "Little Old Man"
Once upon a time there was a little old man that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning, he looked in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was sun-tanned all over except for his penis. He decided to do something about it.
He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis. A little while later, two old ladies, one walking with a cane happened by. When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. She said to her friend, "There ain't no justice in this world.". Her friend asked her what she meant. "Well," she replied
When I was twenty, I was curious about it.
When I was thirty, I enjoyed it.
When I was forty, I asked for it.
When I was fifty, I paid for it.
When I was sixty, I prayed for it.
When I was seventy, I forgot about it.
And now that I'm eighty, the damn things
"little Johnny" Joke!!Subject: "Little Johnny" joke
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said he will have
A Little SomethingIn this hall of shallow remorse I live
Feeding on your anger, Living on your pain
Gathering all your greed
Your soul is lost in possession,
In the shadows is where it is stash.
In those painful memories, I remember
The innocence that I have lost
Hate me with all that you are...
So I could hate you with equal fury
I am in anger, I live in hate...
I am the evil thrown in haste.
Call out my name,
It's an illusion as it spells...
It is black as I loomed over,
My soul is out and blank
Can't you see, I'm lost forever?
I will give you precious immortality
Just show me that you need me
The crystal, clear vile of your blood is in my hands
I'll drink yours, you drink mine...
COME, JOIN ME IN THE DARK.
Little Girl - Poem For My Homegirl, ChonchA Little Girl by DeezNutz
A little girl will lick her lips and bat her eyes,
And beg for attention from your guy.
But you’re a down ass chick, who tells it like it is,
You don’t lick your lips, you lick his.
A little girl will laugh annoyingly at all his jokes,
Stick her titts in his face and beg to be poked.
But you’re a down ass chick, you make him put in some work,
You don’t just laugh at his jokes, you accept all his quirks.
A little girl will act like she’s the bomb and claim to be a model,
When she really looks like she’s hitting more then the bottle.
A little girl will front and try to act all hardcore,
She’ll try to steal your man because she’s a fucking whore.
A little girl will try to come as a friend in disguise,
She’ll try to break you guys up with her bullshit lies.
But you’re more then she’ll ever be, you don’t play or pretend,
You aren’t just some dumb bitch, you’re his best friend.
You’re a down ass chick,
That’s why you own that dick
A Little Erotica...You sit on the couch facing me. I stand before you and lean in for a soft kiss. I kneel before your bent legs. Hands on your knees, spreading them apart and moving closer to you. I lick your stomach, the insides of your thighs, teasing you with my tongue. My mouth moves over your cock, breath warm against you. You strain to make contact, but I pull away. Still you must wait.
My hands move freely up and down your legs. Touching the insides of your thighs you squirm towards me. Your skin looks so good; I run my tongue all over your body, and to your lips. We kiss passionately. Your hands are in my hair, holding me close to you. My body pressed against yours and I am straddling you. I feel your hardness against me. You can tell that I am excited, as my wetness covers the tip of your cock. Your hands move across my back and my ass. Your fingers sliding softly across my crack, reaching towards my wetness. You bring your fingers between us to my mouth and I lick them clean, enjoying the
A Little Death: An Erotic PoemA Little Death
by Maldoror ©
Your eyes flutter open.
The darkness clears a little like
A glowworm in a cave.
I come.
Your confusion and fear cloaks
Your nakedness like Indian fabric.
You plead in runes, hurl hieroglyphics
To no avail. I slough them off
Like so much dead skin.
With a crooked finger I touch your center.
I smell the arousal of religious fervor;
A thing of past and present arises in you.
I brush aside your quills, and prepare.
You hear the whispers of a snow owl in flight
And struggle. Your skin, tan like
An old photograph, rises in the
Herculean effort.
The knots impress their strength into your wrists.
Like Pompeii, you were mine the minute you drew breath, when your
Eyes met mine and your nipples grew
Under your shirt, lifted in tandem by
The illusions of life and sustenance.
Two moons falling toward eternal darkness,
The embrace of time and gravity itself.
Only this is true in all things.
You hurtle denial at me, blunt razors of l
Little Ways To Say I Love YouLittle Ways To Say I Love You
by BlueWolf ©
Showing your affection and emotion can be a simple and effortless act when you incorporate these little ways to say, "I love you!"
#1.Kiss the inside of your partner's hand
#2.Leave a love note for your partner to find.
#3.Blow a kiss.
#4.Mark designated "Loving Days" on your calendar.
#5.Arrange for take-out and have an indoor picnic.
#6.Feed each other.
#7.Wash your partner's car and leave post-it notes with loving messages for them to find.
#8.Frame a favorite picture of the two of you and place it next to your bed.
#9.Share a bottle of wine or champagne.
#10.Send loving messages on your partner's pager or cell phone.
#11.Leave a romantic message on your partner's answering machine.
#12.Slow dance.
#13.Hold hands.
#14.Go star-gazing together.
#15.Dedicate a love song on the radio.
#16.Cook a meal together.
#17.Watch T.V. together in the glow of cand
Little Wolves WishBody: Four wolf pups lay by their Mother's side
filling their Father's heart with pride
There was one girl and three males
who protected their little sister without fail
Wolf pups love to run and play
for that is little wolves' way ...
but their Father they must obey
they must heed what he has to say
From the day they were born
their Father had warned ...
Stay away from man's farms
for he means wolf harm
That creature, the two legged one
carries a stick called a gun
he kills for sport and fun,
if you see him, you must run!
Then came the fateful day ...
the four little wolves were at play
with their friends, the cub bears
Suddenly gun shots filled the air
Little wolf quickly looked around
his sister's small body was lying on the ground
only her soft fur moved as a lone wind blew
In his heart and by instinct he knew ...
He watched as she drew her last breath
her heart bravely embracing death ...
Little wolf's yelps pierced the sky
why did his only
A Little Uncertain And BummedAs I sit here writing once again. It seems as if that's all I do anymore. I sit and type my heart out into my blogs giving it all of me, turning it into anthromorphizations. My personality becomes one within my writing. I guess the reason I feel the reason I write so much, is because if I don't people conjure up their own aberrations of me. It's hurtful. I can't believe how far people will go sometimes just to bring another person down, to justify themselves in some higher power over something. So instead of sitting here vociferating inside, I bleed my heart into what I write, let the truth be told. To put it bluntly some people can be vindictive assholes, and I am getting pretty tired of it. Since I have met certain people on here, it has been drama after drama. It's unbelievable! I guess the people on here that cause the drama have nothing better to do with their lives mainly the females, so they come on here and feel infringing the right of others, and making arbitrary assumptions
A Little Insight On MeFor all of you who want a look inside to see what makes me tick, my likes/dislikes, fears, hopes and dreams.....
I am a very unique guy.. I am very outspoken, not afraid to speak my mind and have an opinion on most things. I am very honest and expect that from those I come in contact with. Trust is paramount and it is earned. I consider myself extroverted and I will talk with people I don't know as long as they are open minded, not judgemental and do not have a 'better than you' attitude. Making new friends is something that comes easily. I love to experience all that life has to offer. I seek out adventure, I learn the hard way, but the lessons are reinforced so that I don't repeat my mistakes. A great sense of humor is something I value and completely enjoy and look for in people in my circle. I am a leader by nature, think analytically, am very organized, love to be clean, am well kept and well mannered. I love to spoil my mate. Her satisfaction is my ultimate goal. I treat my lo
Little April Was Not The Best Student In Sunday School.Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on
her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour," But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good,"
and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,
IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK
IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!
The T
Little Known Sex FactsDid you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your
A Little Side Project!!!I've decided to do a little research on phobias. Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. I wonder how many people are staying inside on this day?! After going through some 15 pages, I've picked some of the more "interesting" ones (with my own comments of course)!:
Ablutophobia – Fear of washing or bathing. This could completely explain that odd smell, I smell around certain houses! Seriously, how could you explain it to your boss. Wanna work from home?! Don't shower for a few days, let your boss smell you and then claim ablutophobia and work from home!
Agyrophobia – Fear of streets or crossing the street. If this is the case you might wanna locate yourself on the same block as every store you will ever need to go to. Or live in the middle of BFE where there are no streets and have everything delivered to your door-step. Better hope they aren't late or your ice cream is going to become warm cream soup!
Amaxophobia – Fear of riding in a car, not so
Little Bored Hereso i haven't been on much
been playing the sims 2 alot lately keeps be busy on here and so has babysitting
someone i knew and was like a little sister to me was killed friday afternoon... she was only 17... my sister and her were really good friends.. she will be missed dearly...
i got bored with this site also.. so i just don't get on much beside to check and that it.. then i'm off to do something else..
i been on myspace more cause most of my friends are on there.. well my friends that live here...
Little Johnny And April!Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teac
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny loved playing games with his friends.
One day Johnny runs as fast as he can inside to his mom, and asks "Mommy, Mommy can little girls get pregant?"
His mom responded "No little girls can not get pregant."
Little Johnny says "Now are you sure thet little hirls can't get pregant?"
His Mommy again replies "No Johnny little girls CAN NOT get pregant."
So after being told this little Johnny runs back outside, and His mom hears him yell to His friends, "Hey we can play that GAME again."
Little Johnny Goes To School.. Maybe NsfwLittle Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
A Little Info About Me...Hello. My name is Debbie and I am a Tennessee gal. I am a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and married. My husbands name is Farren and I love him so very much and Ihe has made me happier than anything since I met him. I have been married almost 4 yrs now and am very happy. I am 5'11'' 255 lbs. Black hair, black eyes and Native American(Cherokee) and very proud of my heritage. I have one son, Jason, from a previous marriage. He is the light of my life. My all. I love him more than life itself.My dad was the professional wrestler and tag team partner of Wahoo McDaniels back in the 70's. His wrestling name was Chief Thundercloud. He is retired and doing well. I am new to CherryTap so have patience until I get the hang of this thing. lol. Be good to yourself and to others.
A Little FyiI won't be on for a little while I am getting ready to move (I will still be here in town...just going to a "nicer" house. So please don't think that I have forgotten any of you b/c that is not the case.
Love you all and hope you have a great weekend!
A Little FyiI will be in the process of moving so I won't be on for a while. When I get settled in and the Internet hooked back up I will let you know how the transition went. So please don't think I am ignoring you b/c that's not the case.
I love you all and hope you all have a great weekend.
~ Little Man Needs Some Help! ~Please i need help my son is in a contest first time for him and if anyone can help that will be great
so i will need comment bombing!
thanks
maria
click on pic to comment!
Little Things, Another DayI would put in a blast but I do not have a credit card/debit card to get the pay pal thing. Seems like you have to have a credit card for everything lately! I do not need it that bad if a credit card is necessary! Do not have a checking either. Just to easy to be stolen.
This day is the usual day. Same as before. The landlord is having the windows re-done. Gets noisy from time to time when the painter is removing all of the old paint. He water blasted the bricks before Christmas and took about a quarter inch of mold off of them. House looks much better cleaned. Also had the roof and my back porch fixed. Looked like damage from previous storms.
Trying to figure out this place. Landlord says no one has lived here since the step son and his mom lived here. Yet, some folks have come by looking for things they left here. Also, it looks as if alot of violence has taken place here. Wires to both door bells are cut. One to the kitchen phone jack is cut. Screens torn where the h
Little Rascals Humor - If Ya Remember Them!!!One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked in, and said, "good morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I'm going to give you a word and I want you to put it in a sentence for me." She said "Spanky you're
first. Your word is football." Spanky stood up and proudly said " I threw the football," and sat down.
The teacher said "very good Spanky." Then the teacher said, "Darla, you're next. Your word is pretty." Darla stood up and said, " I think I'm very pretty!" Then she sat down.
Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said, "Buckwheat, you're next. Your word is dictate." Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said, "Hey Darla! How'd my dic tate las nigh?
The Little Four Letter WordLove is a four letter word,
it is on the tip of your tongue.
It flows from your lips like water,
and just as quickly evaporates.
You go searching,
looking for it.
But does it really exist,
do you really know for sure?
Everyone tells you to follow your heart,
but, that can be the hardest part.
To realize the love you seek,
is here, here in my eyes.
Love is not just words,
that flow like a river full of desire.
Love is emotions,
feelings.
It is a physical attraction,
a mental connection.
The love you seek,
the desire you wish.
Is here, here,
IN ME!!
A Little Poem...Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
Pass this on to atleast 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast
A Little BackgroundMy birthday is next month, and I don't celebrate it anymore. 7 years ago I lost the most important person in my life on that day. My Mom passed away on Feb. 13, 2000, my birthday, and as it draws closer again this year, my thoughts turn to her. I miss her so much, and time has not lessened the pain, the hurt of losing her. She was such an amazing woman, she suffered for many years with heart problems, but no matter how much suffering and pain she was in, she was the most loving, happy woman.
She raised me and my sister by herself with the help of my grandparents.
She taught me the power of laughter to overcome the darkness, the power of love to get thru any obstacles. How important it is to be the kind of friend to others, that you wish them to be for you. And how to love your family and the closest of your friends unconditionally and with everything you have.
We knew back then her time was short, but you can never truly prepare yourself to lose someone you love even when you know
A Little Help Please....Please stop by and rate this salute if you havent yet...I would really appreciate it. thanks so much!
A Little Help From My Friends?">
Angie 'innocentprncss™ (Sorceress of the royal family)' and her Hubby are in the Cutest Couple Contest that is being held by, Eli (one of the kewlest dudes on here) I would like to ask that all my friends please go help them out and give them some votes, its the first couple to 5000 comments that wins the diamond ring and Innocenprncss would sure love that diamond ring..... she works so hard supporting her blog on infancy loss and making sure that it is out that for anyone else that needs it... it would be nice to give something back to them!!
Thank you so much!
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~Mz Mic~
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Little Johnny Too Smart For 1st GradeToo Smart for 1st Grade
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.
The
teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"
Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should
be
in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the
principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher
he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions
he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Little
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Little Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Little Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grader
should k
Little JohnnyOk, you've heard the "Little Johnny " jokes, now's your chance to see him.
Guess which one he is in the photo!
A Little Joke For You.An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling
A Little Bit More O' Me.Time started: 1:47 pm
Sex: male
Birthday: 6-10-76
Siblings: I brother, countless little sisters
Eye color: Redish Brown
Shoe size: 12
Height: 5 9
What are you wearing: Clothes
Where do you live: Cleveland
Righty or lefty: Righty
Can you make a dollar in change right now: With some pennies in fact.
Who are your closest friends: Gary and marcel and AJ and......
Best place for a date? A comedy club, trust me.
Where is your fav place to shop: Mall
Favorite kind of plant: I like trees
Fave Color: Black and Red
Fave Number: 19, Bernie Kosars Jersey number
Fave Boys Name: Dude
Fave Girls Name: Hey Bitch.
Fave Sport: Football
Fave Month: October!!!!
Movies: In this order, Star wars, Topgun, Boondock saints, matrix.
Juice: With gin
Finger: Thumb
Breakfast food: Cap'n Crunch
Favorite cartoon character: All time, Captain cave man!!!!!!!
Given anyone a bath: uh, no.
Little TestTake just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what
happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are
at the bottom...
1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat.
Answers:
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones
you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who
are do
A Little About MePHYSICAL
Hair: Brown, Ass Length
Eyes: Hazel
Weight:200
Chest: 44DDs Yes they are real....
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Happily Taken
EDUCATION
3 hours from Bach, in Human Serv. 6 Hrs away from Assoc. in Music. I am a trained crisis counseler in rape and domestic violence as well as grief and hospice care.
So....in other words....Jus cause I talk an walk like a hick DONT be fooled, cause this bitch aint jus been around the block baby I built the sumbitch from the ground up k? I didnt spend 7 yrs on Lindsey hill for nothin and I was an honor student to boot.
Children
I have a daughter Becca, 22 a senior at U of L in Louisville.
Favorite Music
Skynyrd, KISS, Aerosmith, ACDC, HIM
Favorite Movies
Horror, Drama, Comedy
Favorite Books
Anne Rice, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Harry Potter
Favorite Bike
Springer Softail, Fatboys, Goldwings
Favorite Cars
1968 1/2 Camaro SE, 1968 Caddy ambulance FE, Mustangs
A Little Story For Fun......A night for two lovers….
We finally get to meet. I arrange to meet you at the airport. When I see you standing at the concourse, you take my breath away at how beautiful you are in person. Your wearing a spring dress that lets the light through, and I can see what your wearing underneath. I walk up to you, and take you in my arms and kiss you on the lips. You notice that I now have a bulge under my pants that you resist the urge to touch. I look down at you and can almost see your nipples, and I resist the urge to reach down and play with them. You nibble on my ear and say “let’s get out of here.” And we go collect your luggage.
You get into my truck on my side and slide over so I can sit next to you. You wrap your arm around my neck and begin to kiss me on the neck and ear as I drive out of the garage. I start to rub my hand on your leg and knee, first circling your left knee with my fingers, and then working my way slowly up your thigh. I slowly flicker my fingers acros
~little Hands~Bruised thighs
Tattered soul
My tries after tries
To keep it sensible
Death is welcome
Seems dramatic
Feeling numb
His moods erratic
The kids, three
Shocked wide eyes
Bandaging my knee
Their questions arise
The little hands
That hold on tight
Tryin to understand
Why we always fight
Then it bites
Have to leave
Can't have fights
In myself, believe
A Little Poem From StarrWe are all sick of being tired .
We all just want to get wired.
We just want to tweak.
And stay up for weeks.
The lights are always on.
We are constantly awake.
We go to people’s houses.
To see what we can take.
We clean are own floors with a brush.
And own carpets with a rag.
We clean are own house for hours .
And then chase down the bag.
We are paranoid -n- schnitzel .
But not afraid of death.
Scandalous -N- dishonest.
But loyal to are own Meth.
No matter how hard we seem to try .
We fail to understand what has happened to are own lives .
Why are we out cast of the land?
Sometimes we act so crazy.
People think we are insane.
All the while irrational thoughts,
Frequently run though are own brain.
What a high it is. For those of us who deal,
Selling all the cut , so we can do the real..
We all end up imprison wondering how this hole was dug.
We blame it on society because we love own drug.
So here I sit in prison unable to get high.
I
A Little Bit About Me...What's in your wallet?: My drivers License, pictures of my lovely daughters. no money though.
What's under your bed: Nothing but two bed springs and a matress only.
What's in your underwear drawer?: Underwear i rarely wear.
What's in the trunk of your car?: Car stuff, jumper cables, snow shovel, bowling ball & pool que.
Do you feel guilty about something right now?: Yes but i'm over it.
Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?: Maybe 8)
What do you wait until no one is looking to do?: sing to a song and make a face.
Do you drive?: Oh hell yeah.
Do you do drugs?: Nope only did poppers before.
Can you juggle knives?: I have before yes but wouldnt do it
Last movie you watched?: the werewolf movie called "Cursed" with Christina Ricci.
Little Johnny's ChristmasLittle Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired
of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask
Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells
you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or
gifts he requests."
2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy bear lying right beside me when I wake up.
When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the
damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning
up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of
dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under
the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile
of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face,
his dad smiled & asked, "Wha
A Little About Me.....Unlike most…….I had two mothers…one that gave birth to me and one that took me in at first as a foster child…then later adopted me to be her only son….My mom…. Constance, just finished her the foster care program…she loved children… she was also a nurse. Children and Family service called her and said “We have an infant that is need of immediate help; she wasn’t ready…but took me in anyway”. When I arrived she took the 5 pound, child in and was shocked to see a infant in charcoal dust….so she washed me up…and freaked out when all my hair fall out….she took me to the doctor in a panic to find out what could be wrong….” He told her I had cradle cap”…also at the time my feet…just about touched each other…they faced that way…the doctor told her that I may never be able to walk right…..without having to break both my legs and put them in a brace …..for me to be able to walk…and even at that I would be bow-legged” he told her rub his legs all the time…morning, noon and night….when ever she c
Little Bird In Winter;-)Little Bird in Winter
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut
A Little Upseti got my raise and im rather disappointed though it was stupid to think they'd give me what i deserve. i work my ass off more then almost anyone else there other then the manager and i only got a 20 cent raise. i make a whole 6.40 an hour when i deserve like 8 or 9 an hour if not more i mean i work my ass off the whole time i'm there. *sigh* but, i don't want to try and find another job because all in all i like my job, im just screwed over by the corporation and it's fucked up.
they've cut my hours enough as it is, i could have atleast gotten a decent raise, but owell. im pretty sure once dean moves ill get his shift, if that ever happens saying as originally he was gonna move in december. my hours will go back up after next week, it's just we have to cut hours a bit cuz sales drop. and the manager is trying to only cut one person's hours a week and rotate it out so we don't all get hit at once, and then once we rotate through sales should be up again so we can start putting in mor
Little About Mei'm finally getting into this site. So many things to do and so little time, lol. I kept busy working my two jobs. At least i have some cash for having fun now. Taking a break from college to get things straighten out so i can focus when i go back for biotechnology.
Later ya'll
Little PatrickSubject: Little Patrick
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on thishouse is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front doorwith a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last nightand heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard hertell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned
if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
A Little Bit More About Me.Since I was kind of brief in my profile, here's a bit more info:
*I'm an independent recording artist working on my second cd
(I play guitar, fretless bass, mandolin, ukulele, and kind of sing)
*I'm a writer
(Mostly poetry, some prose)
*I'm a digital visual artist
(Can't draw a straight line by hand)
*I co-host a comedy podcast called The Tuesday Afternoon Show
(tuesdayafternoonshow.com)
*I'm Buddhist
(Namaste)
*I'm a vegetarian
(Lacto-ovo I can't give up cheese)
*I collect knives, swords, art glass, candles and Star Wars stuff
(I don't get it either LOL)
*I'm an exhibitionist
(Hence my NSFW folder)
*I'm a huge sci-fi geek)
(Especially Star Wars)
*I'm a computer geek and spend way too much time online
(Ironically, I'm good with most tech, but have trouble with cell phones)
*I can be a bit eccentric and have an odd sense of humor.
(No comment)
*My heroes are Leonardo da Vinci, Frank Zappa, Kurt Vonnegut and Yoda
(There's that eccentric thing I mentioned)
*I'm
A Little Too LateI am also a very serious Toby Keith fan as well and tonight I got a hair up my ass and decided to put a mess of Toby Keith on a blog dedicated exclusively to him so here goes
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Little Melissa ... Valentine's Day WishLittle Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot.
And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.
"Melissa
A Little Johnny Joke(two)Two Rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, its a dadgum police roadblock!! Were gonna get busted fer drinkin these here beers!"
"Dont worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these here beers then peel off the label and stick in on our foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."
" What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin", OK? said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys. Y'all been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Earl, while pointing at the labels....
"Me and Bubbas on the Patch."
A Little Word To The WiseWhen someone talks to me, I am hopeful that the we'll talk to be properly. Example.
If you were walking on the street and you see someone window shopping and you stand next to them and make a comment on the item they are looking at. Which starts small conversation.
I'm sure you do not walk up to them and say, "Hey sexy" or "I like you're ass".
Little Johnny JokeThe teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m clever—that answer’s mine!”
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, “Abraham Lincoln,”
The teacher said, “That’s right, Susie, you can go.”
Johnny was mad. Susie had answered first.
The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King.”
The teacher said, “That’s right, Mary, you can go.”
Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had answered first.
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, “John Kennedy.”
The teacher said, “Thats right, Nancy, you can go.”
Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first.
As the teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, “I wish these bitches had kept t
A Little Taste Of Mr.cleanwell.i figured another lil way to let some peeps know me is to type alil bit huh?well for starters im here to make friends and meet people,mrs.clean?na dont have one.looking?maybe.ill just have to wait and see.i am a lil private on what i put on sites, on my profile i didnt put where im from mainly cuz im a private person.but for all those peepswho wanna know lets just say right now its in maine lol.i live with my 2 roomies they are a couple and we game together. final fantasy online and WoW.yes im a gamer but not a hard core fanatic.i like to relax and enjoy myself,games sometimes help.im a R.N. by profession and love my work but gotta have an outlet right?anyhow thats enough for now. TTYL. R.
A Little About MeHello everyone - I'm new on here and wanted to let everyone know a little about me. My main job right now is driving truck - actually I own my own and am leased to Landstar Ranger (or at least will be again in a couple of weeks). I am also a photographer, thus I try to set up photo shoots while I travel around in the truck. I have a degree in electronics but much prefer the freedom of the truck. I am also an Army veteran I served in Desert Storm. I have traveled to every state you can drive to - most of Canada - been in Germany - Switzerland - Italy - Austria - Israel - and of course Saudi Arabia - Iraq - and Kuwait. I don't get online regular - since I'm on the road but usually at least every couple of days. If you happen to need a photographer just let me know - I've shot weddings in Canada and California - and I enjoy helping build portfolios.
Little Johnny JokesA new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny? "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask
Little Griz Went HomeLast night, little Griz went to my friend Dave. His name is now Gir. Well, not to me, but Dave understands.
I can't believe that in 12 weeks, the little terrorist took such a part of my life.
Little Girllittle girl, little girl
why do you feel so old?
little girl,little girl
what secrets do you hold?
little girl, little girl
what have you now to say?
little girl, little girl
can you come out to play?
little girl, little girl
open up your hazel eyes.
little girl, little girl
let go now of those lies.
little girl, little girl
those secrets won't keep.
little girl, little girl
memories will not sleep.
little girl, little girl
come take my hand.
little girl, little girl
you'll understand.
little girl, little girl
smile now for me.
little girl, little girl
go now be free.
A. Boudreaux 2007
A Little Flab !!One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was
beyond
a silent response...
So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his
'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place,
she said...
"You know,
if you
firmed this up,
we could
get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man
and
your brother !"
Little Johnny AgainA grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family
went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My
family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she hadbeen burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
Little JumpsSo I live in this really hilarious suburb. Seattle is mostly a town of suburbs, and there are quite a few truly lovely ones, some really scary ones, and some that are just... dated, I guess. Bothell "For a Day or a Lifetime" (seriously, it's on the town sign) is one of the dated ones. Main street is about 2.5 blocks long, there's a Safeway that still hasn't been remodeled, and there are a few scattered car lots near the major instersection of two highways in the area. I drive right through the center of it usually four times a day. The two and a half blocks of Main St. have assorted restaurants, Main St Alehouse, bakery, drycleaning, music (meaning instruments) store, etc. It's quaint, there are lots of trees and everything is decorated, there are banners that get put up for the holidays and for festivals and things.
There are also these really wierd fake people painted on the outsides of the buildings, like they're the vendors standing there outside their shops. I think ma
A Little Girls DogA little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you."
The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!)
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home.
A Little Boy & A $100.00A little boy wanted $100.00
very badly and prayed for weeks,
but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received
the letter to God, they decided to
send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the
$5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, DC.,
and those assholes deducted
$95.00 in taxes.
Please have a better day then this
lil guy did loool
huggies, Debbie
Little BillyThe mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put
your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her
finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i tak
Little Miss MuffetLittle Miss Muffet
Sat on a bench
Rolling a Joint
In the park.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said
"Busted Bitch, I'm a nark"
Little Miss Muffet 2Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Little RedLittle red came out today
The game she chose she shouldnt play
The moves were wicked
Their intentions cruel
The pawn this night the one named Wolf
Unspecting he sang his tune
They flocked like sheep
Their cries his sheer delight
But what was this that caught his eye ?
From a distance back she stood with her little red hood
Eyes as dark as night and lips which held the secerts of treasures yet untold
The lights would dim.... his flock cried soft protest as his words called to her
Trapped by the longing in his grey eyes
She moved with the seduction of the song
The hunter becoming the hunted
The softest tremble traveled along her spine
as he extended a hand.
The was no fear... the time for that had long since passed
She took too long he could not wait
He pulled her to him the hood was lost
All fell silent..... None dared move
His touch was fire....
His kiss like the sweetest breath
A gentle sigh ......
An then he knew
Little red became his
Little Mathematical Formula (cool)Be sure to read the whole thing - you'll be amazed!
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
AND, look how far the love of God will take you
L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God
A Little DownI am feeling a little down today, after breaking up with my bf I am still trying to get used to being alone again, being now its just me and my two year old, a little lonely now!!!
A Little Happiness....I'm so excited! I get to see WOJ again, hopefully this time I won't be so stunned by Candace and maybe I can say something to her. LOL
Little RockI know I've disappeared a time or two
Along the way I lost me and you
I needed a new town for my new start
I'm sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Walmart
I haven't had a drink in 19 days
My eyes are clear and bright without that haze
I like the preacher from the Church of Christ
I'm sorry that I cried when I talked to you last nigh
I think I'm on a roll
Here in Little Rock
I'm solid as a stone
Wait and see
I got just one small problem
Here in Little Rock
Without you
Baby I'm not me
Without you
Baby I'm not me
I don't know why I held it all inside
You must've thought I never even tried
You know your daddy told me when I left
Jesus would forgive, but a daddy don't forget
Lyin here upon this motel bed
Thoughts of you explode within my head
Like a castle built upon the sand
I let love crumble in my hand
Little ManhattanWhen I meet you, You were so,
accomplished, sweet and Pefrfect.
And soon the days to come were,
filled with our sweet laughter.
Months went by and everything,
seemed to be alright inside.
I would feel your touch on my face,
like a cool breeze blew through my
window at night.
But it was all a lie,
You never intend to be mine.
I sat back and watched you die,
As you popped then down with lime.
Oh the bottles that lined our table,
We called it our Little Manhattan.
While we sat there watching cable,
Who could foresee this would be the end.
Months went by while the,
house was in such a disaray.
From sun down to sun up, monday,
through sunday this is what i would pray.
Please take the bottle from his hand,
and make him seen my crying soul.
Wipe these tears of mine from my eyes,
Because he's going to leave me behind.
But it was all a lie,
You never intend to be mine.
I sat back and watched you die,
As you popped then down with lime.
Oh the bottles that l
The Little RemindersA Master's Thoughts on his slave
One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance.
Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission.
When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong.
Make her take her shoes off every day as soon
Little DavieA new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew
A Little BitI was kinda hesitant to tell you
Should I let you know
I was never really like this before
Need I say more
Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me
I don't know what to do or I should be
There's only one thing in my mind
That's you and me
I'm a little bit of crazy
I'm a little bit of a fool
I'm a little bit of lonely
I'm a little bit of all
Oh, I need a cure
Just a little bit of you
And I will fall
I'm always on the run to see you
Would you allow me to
It wasn't my attention to hurt you
This feeling is true
Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me
I don't know what to do or I should be
There's only one thing in my mind
That's you and me
I'm a little bit of crazy
I'm a little bit of a fool
I'm a little bit of lonely
I'm a little bit of all
Oh, I need a cure
Just a little bit of you
And I will fall
Little Can Be Big!Little stones make big mountins
Little steps can cover miles
Little acts of loving Kindness
Give the world its biggest smiles :o)
Little words can soothe big troubles
Little hugs can dry big tears
Little candles light the way in the darkness
And little memories last for years
Little dreams can lead to greatness
Little victories to success
It's the little things in life
That brings the greatest happiness
And when I think about all the little things
Warm thoughts of you my friend...come to mind
Like the little train that could
our friendship keeps chugging on
Little seeds turn into big flowers and trees
Little smiles brighten the gloomiest of days
And your little hello my friend
Brings forth the biggest,most special feeling...
In my heart!
Thank you for being my friend!
Little Something I Wrote Elsewhere, On Tueseday.I saw my surgeon, yesterday about the lumps in my breast. Apparently, TriCare doesn't pay for MRI's on breasts, so we have no recourse but to ignore it for now, or to do a needle biopsy.
With no family history of breast cancer, but a strong history of fibrocystic breasts, I feel no real concern. But, I also know how very quickly breast cancer can spread and become deadly. I asked the surgeon, flat out, if I was his wife, what would he do. He said biopsy. So, I said, let's do it!
I feel such a kinship, right now, with WitchKitty, as she goes through this one step ahead of me. And I have faith that we are both going to be just fine!
My friend, Steve, is all move in from New York, but the way the weather has been, lately, he's kind of wondering if he's back in New York!!
One of my fishing buddies, Joe, just set him up with a new rod and reel, and we are ready to hit the water! LOL You KNOW I'm loving it!
I've been been thinking a lot about happiness lately
Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"
A Little About MeAre you a Health Freak:Not all the time!!!Do you get along with your Parents:I love my mom......she is my very best friend.....Do you like Thunderstorms:MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!do I have to answer that?? Romantic...EXOTIC......do I have to say anymore?Do you play an Instrument:I play a little......don't know more that mary had a little lamb, but the piano is so beautiful.In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:oh yesIn the past month have you Smoked:ever dayIn the past month have you been on Drugs:not in a while actually!In the past month have you gone on a Date:unfortunately I haven't been on a date in about 38 months...In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes....got pics taken with my cousin and my son.In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I think a box is an understatement....I love oreos.In the past month have you eaten Sushi:YUCK!!!!!In the past month have you been on Stage:
A Little Story!!This is a story about four people.
There names were Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry with it, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
HEHE WASN'T THAT FUN TO READ LOL
Little Thought Into Why I Get PiercedWell as most of you should know that I just got 2 reverse madisons to add to the original one that i had ... but what most people dont know is why i get pierced .... I had someone ask me ... Nicole ... Why do you enjoy getting piercings and do you think you will take them out any time soon ... I sat there for a minute and thought of why I like getting pierced ... and had come to the conclusion of this... I have gotten pierced for many many many different reasons ... first and foremost ... I had the normal little girl ear piercings that most people had ...Then I wanted to be part of a trend... my first non-traditional piercing was of course the navel ... EVERYONE started to get them not just the people who enjoyed being pierced but nearly every girl i knew that was a little older then me was getting had or seriously wanted their navel pierced ... so with the convincing of my mom when I was 15 I went down to Nothing Shocking in Fullerton on April 28 2000 and got pierced ... I completely
Little Tattoo StorySOOOO I figured Id start it off with letting everyone know that yes ME the PIERCING QUEEN got a tattoo .... I know AMAZING right ... haha ... well it all started in Seattle Washington... I was visiting my best friend Brian and Kathleen. I had decided I wanted to do the tourist thing and do the underground tour... and Kathleen was telling me that they had a ghost tour also ... so on the 14th of Oct. I did the underground tour and it Finished about 6. Now you must be asking why am I going into detail? the answer is ... Because I can and if you dont like it well stop reading ... so anyways ... I get done and find Kathleen and basically tell her if I dont eat soon Im going to eat my own arm ... and since I saved her ID credit card and apartment key from the bar the night before I wanted sushi. If you dont know me very well ... let me explain to you that sushi is heaven and its just a step away from an orgasm for me, and Sake OOOOO yes SAAAAAKKKEEE is the best :D ... so yes after explaining
A Little Irish HumorPaddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said,
The Little GirlAs I take a walk into the past
I see a happy little girl
No matter what happened
There was always a smile on her face
There was never a dull moment
When she came into the room
She had big dreams
Until the day
it all turned around
when she was told to move
she was moved
so far away
that she thought
it would all end right then and there
but before that
she could speak her mind
with no fear
of being ridiculed
she was aways happy
there was nothing to fear
nothing to worry her
and now I look in the present
and look into myself
I see that the little girl is still there
She had spoke her mind a lot
And she never shy
But now when I look at her
I see bravery
Not because she wants be
But because she must be
Now I look at her in the mirror
Hoping that she was smiling
But there was no smile
Only a sad face
That told all
Of what she hid
Yes she still is happy
But only on the outside
For now
She is looking from the outside
To see what it looks like inside
Little Johnny, What Element Do You Want?In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would
teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and
said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what
would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold
is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth
more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny
stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you
should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to poop!!"
Little Johnny :)Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his
mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide
behind the curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while, then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too,
because pretty soon both of them s
Little LeroyLittle Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Lero
A Little ZenThe only antidote for the misuse of psychic powers is love; otherwise all power corrupts. It may be wealth, it may be prestige, it may be politics, or it may be psychic--it makes no difference. Whenever you feel powerful, if you don't have love as an antidote your power is going to become a calamity to others, a curse; because power blinds the eyes.
Love opens the eyes, love cleanses the eyes... your perception becomes clear.
Reverend's Note: This one is easy to forget. If you can get away with things, I know that I tend to go ahead and do it. This does not provide the clarity that love does. This is not necessarily love of others, but very often it is love of self. We tend to use our minds and powers to corrupt our own existence, and that causes negative effects in others. We need to remain mindful of our duty to be good to ourselves, and therefore, others will benefit from the love that radiates from our innermost being. Sometimes a shortcut does save a moment or two, but we ar
Little Boys Vs Little Girls>>Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school
>> > > past
>> > > a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a
>> > > football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He
>> > > holds up the football and says "See this football?
>> > > Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
>> > > The
>> > > little girl runs in the house crying and tells her
>> > > mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys
>> > > the
>> > > girl a football.
>> > > The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and
>> > > the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah
>> > > na nah!"
>> > > The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See
>> > > this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have
>> > > them!"
>> > > Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is
>> > > riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he
>> > > drops his pants, points at his most private of
>> > > parts,
>> > > and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and
>> > > you
Little AngelsLittle Angels
when god calls little children to dwell with him above
we mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love
for no heartache compares with the death of one small
child
who does so much our world seem wonderful and mild
perhaps god tires of calling the aged into his fold
so he picks a rosebud before it can grow old
god knows how much we need them
and so he takes but just a few
to make the land of heaven
more beautiful to view
believing this is difficult
still somehow we must try
the saddest word mankind knows
will always be good bye
so when a little child departs
we who are left behind
must realize god loves his children
angels are hard to find
this was the poem on my daughter card for her funeral
riley renee' lisenby
11:01 pm 1/29/2005 to sunset 1/23/2006
Little Info. About Me Plus A Couple Of Poems I WroteFebruary 16, 2007
For everyone that doesn't know that I have a Myspace Web Page it's http://www.myspace.com/excaliber2606
I'm usually up and about on a couple of web sites.
www.bangme.net my screen name there is Akon24m
www.imvu.com is a new thing that I have come across lately it's like a virtual reality thing like avatar world for yahoo messenger. My screen name on there is GrandMaster2606
http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=541547 is cherrytap where it's kind of like myspace but with alittle more of fun to it. If you join you will be linked with me.
www.flixster.com is another one. it's mostly about movies where people can chat about a movie or interest of their likeing. I think all you would have to do is do a search for me as my email addy which is naughtyflop@yahoo.com of course.
http://www.tagged.com/register.html?aa=15rbx0&a=1 this here is another site that I kind of like. Should check it out when you got a minute or two.
You can also find me on Myspa
Little White Feather And Brave EagleLittle White Feather And Brave Eagle
Body: Brave Eagle was hunting one day
and Little White Feather passed his way
His heart was captured by her beauty
and his spirit knew this love had to be...
By a fresh mountain stream
they embraced in love's dream
He was a brave handsome man
but was not of a known clan
His love was so great for her
many horses did he offer
and strong Indian ponies they were
he also offered pelts of soft fur
But her Father said no...
Prove yourself brave or go
The great black bear you must fight
and prove your spirit's might
The great black bear roamed forest and field
and many of the clan's people had it killed
Little White Feather held great fear
with her love's fate drawing near...
Brave Eagle tracked the great bear
At Bent Creek, they fought there
Broken was Brave Eagle's bow
and his body began to slow
His left hand almost torn from his wrist
he hit the old bear with his right fist
The old bear fell to the ground
His body
Little Pissed?? Yes...sick of being a nice guy.. Help'n with your vote in your contest and not gett'n any love back for it... do me a favor if you see me online don't bother unless you live in Brazil or Venezuela
Little Sally MorganGod are you still listening?
Jesus are you there?
It's little Sally Morgan?
I had the long brown hair.
I know your awfully busy.
and I really hate to ask.
But god I know you see me.
I'm to weak to do this task.
The doctors said i'm leaving.
Mommy said i'm going home.
But God I have to tell you.
I feel so all alone.
Mommy always crys now.
Even when we kissed.
God can I just wait please.
I know how that i'll be missed.
But if this is asking to much.
Then maybe if you can.
Help mommy to be happy please.
Walk with her across the sands.
Make her see the sunshine.
Make her smile out to the sea.
Let my mommy know i'm gone.
But she's never gone from me.
God i'm awfully tired.
I guess it's time to say goodbye.
I'll be brave and go with you.
But I think I too will cry.
Just a time in January, just another day.
A little darkness left behind, as Sally passed away
Devl
Little JohnnyJohn Howard called Peter Costello into his office one day and said, "Peter my boy I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters."
"Good idea PM, how will we go about it?" said Costello.
"Well," said Howard, "we'll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat, oh and a Blue Cattle dog. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a typical old outback country pub, we'll show them that we really at home there."
"Right PM," said Costello.
Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Blue heeler (poor bloody dog doens't get to pick does he a bit like being in the army lol?) They set off from Canberra in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. Walked in with the dog and up to the bar.
"G,day mate," said Howard, to the bartender, "two middies of your best beer."
"Good afternoon Prime Minist
Little JohnnyThere is a little boy name Jimmy. He hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Basterd" and little Jimmy says, "What does that mean?" "Grandma and Grampa son, Grandma and Grampa." So then he goes and plays out side and hears these people talking, "Yeah so I said c'mon stick your dick in my pussy." He says, "What is dick and pussy." The people turn around surprised and quickly say, "hat and coat."
Then he goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. His dad cuts himself and says, "SHIT!" "What does that mean Daddy?" "Oh, um, shaving cream." Then little Jimmy goes down stairs to see his mom stuffing the turkey. Her ring gets caught and she says, "FUCK!" Little Jimmy says, "What does that mean Mommy?" "Stuffing son, stuffing." Then the doorbell rings and Jimmy goes to open it. It's his grandparents. Little Jimmy says "Hi Bitch, hi Basturd, can I take your dick and pussy? Dad's upstairs putting shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Little Johnny And SuzyLittle Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home after school and asks his father, "What’s this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want to park that in a girl's garage"
The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?" Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage, honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck in there."
Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes.
"Suzie, What happened??" She cried. "Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"
Little Things In LifeTOO OFTON WE DON'T REALIZE WHAT WE HAVE UNTIL IT'S GONE,
TOO OFTON WE WAIT TOO LATE TO SAY I'M SORRY I WAS WRONG.
SOMETIME'S IT SEEM'S WE HURT THE ONE'S WE HOLD DEAREST TO OUR HEART'S,
AND WE ALLOW FOOLISH THING'S TO TEAR OUR LIVE'S APART,
FAR TO MANY TIME'S WE LET UNIMPORTAND THING'S INTO OUR MIN'DS AND THEN IT'S USUALLY TOO LATE TO SEE WHAT MADE U BLIND.
SO BE SURE THAT YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU;
TAKE THAT TIME TO SAY YOU'R WORD'S BEFORE YOU'R TIME IS THROUGH.
BE SURE THAT YOU APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU GOT AND BE THANKFUL FOR THE LITTLE THING'S IN LIFE THAT MEAN ALOT...
Little Bruce & Jenny...Little Bruce & Jenny...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little s
A Little About MeWell, I was born and raised in Saginaw, MI. attended Bridgeport H.S. . I went right into the Navy after graduation as a way to escape an abusive step-mother. I spent 4yrs. seeing the world and my only regret was getting out when I did. I returned to Saginaw and following one bad job and relationship after another I finally joined the Army National Guard and landed a job as a juvenile counselor dealing with juvenile delinquents at a residential treatment facility. I am 5'-10" and 220lbs ( I added a few pounds after I discharged from the Army and quit smoking). I have brown hair(when I let it grow out) and hazel eyes. Any thing else you wanna know, just ask
A Little Fyimy default pic right now, that is as much of me ass you will ever see i will never show any of you my tits get over it thanks
A Little Sick!i saw a dead rabbit a little while ago, lying under a bush near the curb, while i was waiting for a bus. anyway, i couldn't stop staring at it. it had obviously been there for a while. it's insides which had fallen (or been pulled) out and were almost completely black and dry.
you're going to wonder why i took a picture of it.
well, i don't know. i just found it interesting.
i wonder if it got hit by a car or something? or maybe natural causes and the other animals ripped it apart?
A Little Of My Erotic Mind Before I Go To BedSometimes I just lay in bed at night and imagine your lips on my neck. Your hands rubbing my round ass, as your finger tips trace up my back and over my shoulders. Your hands working their way to my front as I raise up enough to let your hands under me. Cupping my breasts as your fingers work their way around to my nipples. Pinching and rubbing.
Your lips pressed against me as I raise my ass up so it presses against you, exposing more of my breasts, so you can cup them more. My head laying down on the pillows as your hands start to explore more of me.
Tracing down my back once again to my panties. You place one hand on my hip as the other hand explores the heat that is placed inbetween my thighs. Your fingers tracing my plump lips through my panties, feeling my wetness, as you rub a little harder.
Moaning breezes past my lips as you listen to me. You can feel my heart pounding through out my body. Every where you touch, I respond with a moan, or a move, or both at the sa
A Little More About Me.So many days, so little blogs. It's strange, as much as I like to write, when it comes to writing about myself I absolutly stink at it. Still, it never stops me from giving a go at it. If I don't mention something you may be curious about, feel free to ask me. I'm fairly open and very honest.
I have mentioned before that I am a movie buff, though it is mainly horror and sci-fi that I like. I have well over 200 horror/sci-fi movies in my dvd collection. Mostly from 70's and earlier (including silent movies Nosferatu and Phantom of the Opera), but I do have more recent movies as well. Really though, I think many horror movies these days are terrible. Not in the good way either. They are basic cookie cutter blood 'n gore fests that don't really serve much of a purpose other than to get boobs shown and people eviserated. Not that there's anything wrong with that. =-) I'd just like a lil more story to go with it.
For someone with a sense of humor like I have, I'm not rea
A Little BetterIt's going a little better today, thanks to all of you, and you know who you are...Sometimes just a simple smile and a hello, how are you makes a BIG difference in a person's day...Thank you for taking the time and holding a friends hand...Much love to all...
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A Little About MeHELLO TO ALL MY CHERRYTAP FRIENDS,
I WANT TO LET LL OF YA’LL KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT ME. I AM 32 YEARS OLD I HAVE TWO WONDERFUL CHILDERN. THEY ARE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE. THERES NOT A LOT TO TELL YOU I LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST LOVE PLAYING ONLINE. I AM A BIG FLIRT AND LOVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY KIDS AND ENJOY BEING OUT DOORS. I LIKE FISHING, CAMPING, 4WHEELERS.
I ENJOY WATCHING NASCAR “GO TONY (SMOKE) STWERT”, DIRT TRACK RACING “STOCK CARS” I WATCH SOME FOOTBALL MOSTLY ONLY WHEN THE “DALLAS COWBOYS” ARE PLAYING LOL. IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST ASK ME.
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.
TAKE CARE
LOTS OF LOVE TO ALL
SEXY MOMMA
A Little About Me.Hello i live in the beautiful state of colorado. I love fishing, hiking, camping, off roading, horseback riding and being in the mountains. I don't like materialistic people or people who have to be at the mall all the time. I hate shopping lol. I need a gal that loves the outdoors just as much as i do.
Little Harry Wants To Go To The Third GradeA first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Broo
A Little About BostonWelcome to Bawstin
For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline.
I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great!
Information on Boston and the surrounding area:
There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc..
So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill. If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley. Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End. The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica P
4 Little LettersJust 4 little letters that can make a person do things that they would never normally do..
Just 4 little letters that can make the most powerful man fall to his knees to show that he cares.
Just 4 little letters that can make a woman say things that she would never say.
Just 4 little letters that can make two people one.
Just 4 little letters that can cross all guidelines and make them disappear.
Just 4 little letters that can make the samallest diamond seem huge.
Just 4 little letters that can make the biggest problem seem very small.
Just 4 little letters that is so hard to say and even harder to say with meaning...
The Little Four Letter WordLove is a four letter word,
it is on the tip of your tongue.
It flows from your lips like water,
and just as quickly evaporates.
You go searching,
looking for it.
But does it really exist,
do you really know for sure?
Everyone tells you to follow your heart,
but, that can be the hardest part.
To realize the love you seek,
is here, here in my eyes.
Love is not just words,
that flow like a river full of desire.
Love is emotions,
feelings.
It is a physical attraction,
a mental connection.
The love you seek,
the desire you wish.
Is here, here,
IN ME!!
Little ThingsI'm just sitting here on this computer chatting and my granddaughter is watching her cartoons.
As I sit here and watch her and how excited she gets over the littlest thing like "dora" coming on tv. we as adults take the littlest thing for granted. We can learn alot by stopping and watching the little things in life as our little one do!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST A THOUGHT FOR TODAY!
Little StarGoodnight little star,maybe tonight is the night my wish will come true...Sleep tight little star,I'll be dreaming along with you...And if I wake up tomorrow...and he is still a friend,then I'll see you tomorrow,little star,to try my wish agian.
Litterbug Batman!Batman thwarts the evil litterbug but doesnt help the little people out being mugged on the streets. Stay tuned to the final episode of batman until the next ones are put up at the same bat time and same bat station!!!
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A Little Bit More About MeGreetings to all again here on CT and I would like to talk about a little bit more about me.
My first real name is Avelino but some of you are aware and some of you are not that I go by Daniel or Marik or Al. I figured I would share something more intimate, something more fresh and something that my profile here on CT would not cover. I have noticed that I have more females then males on my friends list and the reason being is that none of the guys have hit me up and I guess men on here think its gay to hit a guy up and talk to them. I encourage all men weather bi or gay or straight to visit me and rate me and fan me and even add me if they wish. As for my sexual orientation I am straight but I do support Gay and Lesbian Marriages to the fullest because my best friend is Lez and some of my friends arent straight and I would want them to have the same privliges and responsibilities that any straight couple would have. When I go and check you ladies out yeah I look at the ones with big
Little Miss Can't WrongBeen a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Aint nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Whatcha gonna do to get into another one of these rock n roll
Songs?
Other peoples thoughts they aint your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You cook so well, all nice and french
You do you brain surgery too, with a monkey wrench
Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong...
I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope your doing fine
And if I had
Little Girl's Fire Truck!!> > A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
> >notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
> >the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> >
> > The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
> >her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
> >
> >"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
> > "Thanks" the girl says.
> >
> >The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> >wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire
> >fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
> >that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster "
> >
> The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
> >wouldn't have a siren."
Little Bruce & JennyLittle Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they
are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies 'In Jenny's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.. You'll need to
Little PersonSometimes I wish I was a midget.
OK, two times.
Fine. I admit it. I never wish I was a midget. Are you happy now?
Little Girl's Fire Truck!!A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster " The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
The Little Old Lady :)A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas,
but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me,
but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."
A Little Sad....A friend that I met on here has been going through a hard time...dealing with a divorce and whatnot. So, I understand that she hasn't been on much...but we talked a lot, and then all of a sudden it's like nothing! Doesn't IM me when she gets online anymore, no messages, nothing! She got online and ripped off all of her photos but one. I hadn't heard anything from her in a while, so I left her some CT comments...I even called her voice comment yesterday to say hello. I wrote on her wall to let her know that I love her and was thinking about her, and even went on her myspace page to say hello.
Well, I went on myspace today only to find out that she was no longer on my top friends list. Which means she either deleted me, or got rid of her myspace all together. Unfortunately I don't remember what her myspace link was so I can't just go to it and find her.
Needless to say, finding that she was no longer on my top friends list on myspace made me sad....and hurt. Since it seems ob
A Little Irish HumorJohn O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me
life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub
for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won
the prize for the Best Toast of
the Night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And
what was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he
told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there
twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come
A Little Girls LifeThis little girls life starts off as most do. She has the somewhat loving family. She has brothers and sisters and pets. Of course there are family outings like deep sea fishing- fishing on a frozen lake and cook-outs. Then dad starts sheating on mom. Of course mom has to follow him every now and then. A few times mom takes her along to be shown what her father is doing. One time dad is waiting at the end of the road waiting for mom to drive by. he proceeds to pull out behind them and rams the back of the truck so hard the tailgate falls off. And to boot the house is on fire when they all get home. She then has to spend a week or so at a friends house. After that it was just more of the same. Dad comes home drunk and you know when he gets because he always hits the house with his truck making the dishes fly out of the cabinets. One time he was so drunk he threw up so much the bath tub was almost full. Anyway!!! The mom left the dad and moved to Florida with the rest of the family. Only
Little WondersLittle Wonders
let it go,
let it roll right off your shoulder
don't you know
the hardest part is over
let it in,
let your clarity define you
in the end
we will only just remember how it feels
our lives are made
in these small hours
these little wonders,
these twists & turns of fate
time falls away,
but these small hours,
these small hours still remain
let it slide,
let your troubles fall behind you
let it shine
until you feel it all around you
and i don�t mind
if it's me you need to turn to
we'll get by,
it's the heart that really matters in the end
our lives are made
in these small hours
these little wonders,
these twists & turns of fate
time falls away,
but these small hours,
these small hours still remain
all of my regret
will wash away some how
but i can not forget
the way i feel right now
in these small hours
these little wonders
these twists & turns of fate
these twists & turns of fate
t
A Little About Mei realize that i have not posted anything about me on here so here it goes,
my name is fallon, i was born on feb 24 1977 in Dublin Ireland. i lived in my homeland untill i was 16, i was a river dancer for the best school over their but at age 16 you were required to either sign on to a company or continue your education, i had many offers to join on but i decided that it wasnt for me, so my parents decided that it was time to check into the school of arts in New York, i was accepted and went on to be the best in my class. i decided that once i was 18 i would become a teacher, so i took my life savings with help of my parents and bought a little dance studio here. i teach every thing from exotic dancing ( adults only) to river dancing. i also volunteer my time to being a Girl scout leader and a 4H advisor. i am now trying very hard to finish my bacholers degree in criminal justice. i am married and have 3 children. one is mine by birth the other 2 consist of my niece and my stepson.
A Little About Who Bearswife2007 Is..........Hi All!
So now that I have actually accumulated friends that actually look at my profile (unlike myspace) I will start with thank you all for your comments (pics, adds, etc) There may be some of you that I have missed, and I just wanted y'all to know, that if you comment me and I don't necessarily get back to you right away, give me time, please! I created this profile during my spring break, however spring break is over tomorrow. I will be graduating with a AAS in Criminal Psychology (yes just like CSI) and I am taking over full time, so I may not necessarily have much free time over the next few weeks, but I WILL comment, if you would like a comment sooner, please send me a message, shoutout, or IM me at Bearswife2007@yahoo.com you may also add me to yahoo messenger!
With that said......a little about me,
I am a 25/yr old girl, born and raised in Michigan, just reciently spent 4 months in Oregon with my fiancee, when I had to come back to Michigan to finish my last semester
Little Things...I notice you checking on me,
Seeing if I am ok.
I see how you react...
When I enter a room.
I don't know why you pay such close attention.
I am not the most honest person,
And there are many things I have done that I am not proud of.
Yet you cast everything aside,
And stay forever fateful.
I am not ready for anything,
Even tho I know what is in your heart.
Even tho your intentions may be for the best...
I am not sure what I am going to do now.
I hope that you will accept that..
A Little About MeHi everyone just a little of info about me.well after 30 years of marrage i decided to move on to pastures new.i have 3 grown up children 1 boy 2 girls.i have 10 grandchildren i love them all very much indeed.anyway just after my divorce came through i discoverd that i had a terminal illness,my heart and lungs are both shot iv'e had operations but now everything that could be done as been.i look on the brightside though or try to.i dont go out of the house much now,my ex-wife and i are best mates now,i dont want to die leaving any bad feelings about.thats all for now.
A Little Better Nowwell it is going a little better now but still working on the Respect thing.
A Little About Me!I like being a positive person. Those negatives can be use to make something positive in someone's elses life. I always have my glass half full. To look back is to help me remember "Why". Where I came from makes me the person I am today and I choose to like me. I feel that to be able to be a friend or even more with someone "You" or "I" should always like who we are. I have heard insanity is when you keep repeating the same mistakes and expect different results each time. I choose a long time ago not to repeat my mistakes. I have taken my mistakes in life and learn well from them. We choose what mistakes that we let hurt us, what makes us stronge is to not let it affect us in a hurtful way. The most important thing in making a mistake, is understanding where it came from. Knowing "Why" is the key.
I love to paint. I see beauty in most things others don't. I love to take pictures, that captures a beauty that most people don't take time to notice. When someone can go beyo
Little Johnny JokesA new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!
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Johnny watched fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing
the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
____________________________________________
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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The Little Girl And The CopA city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
A Little Help For My Friend!!!!Ok... here's the deal......I have a very special dear freind on here that needs to make it to rock star.. level 20. He is the Sweetest guy around and is currentlly serving in the US Navy Stationed in Norfolk Virginia. His name is Kevin and he is well worth the time to drop in and say hi..
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click on that pick to get to his profile
Add him... and receive a millitary ribbon and a yellow rose....
fan him... receive an american flag too
rate him a 10 or better and receive a teddy bear.
HE HAS OVER 800 PICS TO RATE!!!!
rate 100 pics receive a dozen roses...
rate 300 pics and receive a mens bracelet or diamond earrings
rate 500 pics and receive a rolex or a diamond ring
rate all 800 pics as well as add/fan/and rate him a 10... and receive a complete V.I.C. gift package!!!!
I will be giving the gifts out.. you must send a message to both kevin and I if you have completed any of he above tasks...
A Little Time To Catch A Breath And Catch Up With Friends Etc....So where the hell has IX been for these past several months....regretably my psychotic abnormal self has been asleep trying to force time to fly until me and my lovely girl lizzylocks can get a week where she's allowed to use vacation - not until fall :( to run away to mexico and get married....I know things have been rough, we're both working mad hours, taking turns for each other on their respective half day, so we can cover the work day 22 hours a day, passing ships in the morning if we're lucky (a really special treat is lizzy's suprise the past day getting home early and her making breakfast, been feeling down, was a great pickup) realize I've been depressed; just ignoring it.....so decided to do things to change that....been making the bed every morning so she can come home and forget it all and snuggle under a hundred blankets like she loves to do (all year round)....Post divorce monetary concerns make me have stomach issues....but thankfully every week we keep getting better an
Little Favor...am looking for someone, a slender, sext frmale in the Dallas area for this weekend to experiment with me and my boyfriend. This would be his first time with two girls but i have some experience. I do consider myself bi sexual and he is fully aware of that. We would like to keep this discreet and we neef someone that will take a littl bit more of the initiation. Someone a little demanding and kinky, i want his fist time to be intersting!
Little Angels ( I Cant Remember Who Posted This But Please Let Me Know So You Get A Thank You )LITTLE ANGELS
When god calls the little children,
to dwell with him above,
We sometimes question the
wisdom of his love
For no heartache compares,
with a death of one small child
who does so much, to make our world
seem wonderful and mild,
Perhaps god tires of calling
the aged to his fold,
so he picks a rosebud before it can grow old.
God knows how much we need them,
and so he takes but a few,
to make the land of heaven,
more beautiful to view.
Believing this is difficult,
still somehow we must try,
the saddest word mankind knows,
will always be goodbye.
So when a little child departs,
we who are left behind,
must realize god loves children
angels are hard to find.
IF YOU LOST A LOVED ONE PLEASE REPOST!!
The Little Girl : (very Sad)Her name is Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
A Little X Rated.....well Actually AlotSo...the night was not like any usual night...tongiht i was meeting up with one of my long time friends who recently while on his last deployment in Iraq admitted to me he had had a crush in me forever...at first it kinda seemed cute...but after he started to tell me some of the things h wanted to do n so forth we kinda ended up exchanging freaky letters while he was over there.....it was fun if u ask me ..lol..but then he came home for about 4 months and we talked but never really hung out...well now he has to go back to Iraq already so I said fuck it and we got a hotel so we could put all the words put on paper a reality. The sexual tension was soo thick as we met up and walked into the hotel room knowing what was about to go down...well here it goes....for starters i had to "disapear" because with him being in the military he cant take n e chances so i went to the lake by us n smoked a blunt...thats when the fun begins...I was a little nervous walking back to the hotel room just bec
"little Child, Meek And Mild""Little Child,
Meek and Mild"
She hides under her bed
as she hears him call her name
Saying that he will punish her
and that she is to blame ~
"You know you mustn't do it
don't get daddy mad
You'll be sorry when I get you!"
why must she be so bad?
Too afraid to even move
as tears sting her eyes
Knowing that if he catches her
she mustn't tell him lies ~
She has to say it was her fault
it's what he wants to hear
He'll teach her not to answer back
inflicting her with fear.
She hears his footsteps on the stairs
and anger in his voice
Knowing that he'll still find her
she doesn't have a choice ~
Bracing herself for what's to come
she dare not even breathe
Fearing his horrible punishments
and the scars that they leave.
Shivering with fear she sees him
walk into her room
And crouch to where he sees her
as she feels a sense of doom ~
He takes ahold of her arms
and drags her along the floor
Chastising her with angry kicks
LittleWhen I was young my parents forget all about me and let me do anything I wanted to do. One day I worled to the middle of the street. Then I was taking to forest care and my grandparents, my grandmother and cousins (my parents) got me out and they all help take care of me. And then I went to live with my grandmother. I went though the abuse until I was nine when my grandparents and parents got me from my other grandmother. And I still love everyone for it. But my adopt parents and my grandparents are the ones that took care and loved me. So that is my parents. I love you guys with all my heart.
A Little More About MeI wa born in Celina,Ohio on Feb. 26th 1955.
From the age of 4 to the age of 6 I was in a childrens home in Dayton,Ohio. At the age of 6 I was placed in a foster home in Middletown,Ohio. This was at 1611 Dix Road in the home of the Lawson's. At the age of 7 they adopted me and changed my name.
Any qusetions just ask. I'll answer the best I can.
A Little Bit Of HeavenSure, a little bit o' Heaven
Fell from out of the sky one day
And nestled on the ocean
In a spot so far away
And the angels found it,
Sure it looked so sweet and fair
They said suppose we leave it,
For it looks so peaceful there!
So they sprinkled it with star dust,
Just to make the shamrocks grow
'Tis the only place you'll find them
No matter where you go
Then they dotted it with silver
To make its lakes so grand
And when they had it finished
Sure they called it Ireland!
May your joys
Be deep and many,
May your heart
be light and glad,
May you have the best
St. Patrick's Day,
That you have ever had.
A Little About Myself...HI EVERYBODY...I AM TWOSHY AND I AM NEW TO CHERRYTAP...SO FAR I THINK IT IS COOL AS HELL AND I AM MEETING SOME REALLY GREAT NEW FRIENDS AND HAVING FUN WITH SOME OLD!
I AM 40 YEARS OLD A MOTHER OF ONE SON WHO IS 19 AND IN THE U.S. AIR FORCE. HE IS MARRIED WITH TWO BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRLS...YES I AM A NANA! LEXI DAWN IS THREE AND MOLLY MARIE WAS BORN JAN 20TH OF THIS YEAR...THEY ARE STATIONED IN FLORIDA AND I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM IN OVER A YEAR.
I AM ALSO LIVING WITH MY BOYFRIEND LARRY WHO IS 29 AND WE ARE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED...JUST HAVENT SET A DATE...I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS!
I LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA AND HAVE ALL MY LIFE.
SOME THINGS THAT I LIKE:
PARTYING I LOVEEEEEEE TO PARTY...HAVE SETTLE DOWN A BIT BUT I AM ALWAYS UP FOR A PARTY...I LOVE TO TOKE AND MY FAVORITE DRINKS ARE WILD TURKEY STRAIGHT WITH ICE WATER CHASERS AND MARGUARITAS...FROZEN AND STRONG...BETTER HAVE A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA FOR SOME SHOTS TOO....LOL
FRIENDS IN THE PAST YEAR I HAVE REALLY FOUND OUT WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS AR
A Little Male And Female Bashing...A Little Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A:
A Little Excitementplease join me in my new lounge
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Little FairyCrash,
a little fairy lying on the ground,
under the big oak tree.
Tears flood her eyes,
because she has found herself
in time,
alone and scared.
Your wings that once gotten you to fly,
are now as delicate as a rose in winter.
Little Fairy,
when the world is done
with you,
Remember me!
For I will be the whisper in your ear
saying that every thing will get better in time.
I will be the voice in your head telling you
"YOU CAN DO IT"
and
"I BELIEVE IN YOU"
No matter where you go
or
how far you want to get away.
Little Fairy,
you live in my heart.
Little Fairy,
just because the door close,
does not mean I do not care.
For
Little Fairy,
this chapter
in mine and yours life
is close.
But
Little Fairy,
the book will never close
because you live in my heart.
So
Little Fairy,
go out and enjoy what is out there
and when you find yourself down.
Remember me.
And that, my arms are
wide open,
so fly in
every once in a while
to let me kn
Little Red CapLittle Red-Cap
Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by every one who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little cap of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else. So she was always called little red-cap.
One day her mother said to her, come, little red-cap, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing. And when you go into her room, don't forget to say, good-morning, and don't peep into every corner before you do it.
I will take great care, said little red-cap to her mother, and gave her hand on it.
The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from t
Little Briar-roseBriar-Rose
A long time ago there were a king and queen who said every day, ah, if only we had a child, but they never had one. But it happened that once when the queen was bathing, a frog crept out of the water on to the land, and said to her, your wish shall be fulfilled, before a year has gone by, you shall have a daughter.
What the frog had said came true, and the queen had a little girl who was so pretty that the king could not contain himself for joy, and ordered a great feast. He invited not only his kindred, friends and acquaintances, but also the wise women, in order that they might be kind and well-disposed towards the child. There were thirteen of them in his kingdom, but, as he had only twelve golden plates for them to eat out of, one of them had to be left at home.
The feast was held with all manner of splendor and when it came to an end the wise women bestowed their magic gifts upon the baby - one gave virtue, another beauty, a third riches, and so on with everyth
Little Snow-whiteOnce upon a time in the middle of winter, when the flakes of snow were falling like feathers from the sky, a queen sat at a window sewing, and the frame of the window was made of black ebony. And whilst she was sewing and looking out of the window at the snow, she pricked her finger with the needle, and three drops of blood fell upon the snow. And the red looked pretty upon the white snow, and she thought to herself, would that I had a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as the wood of the window-frame.
Soon after that she had a little daughter, who was as white as snow, and as red as blood, and her hair was as black as ebony, and she was therefore called little snow-white. And when the child was born, the queen died.
After a year had passed the king took to himself another wife. She was a beautiful woman, but proud and haughty, and she could not bear that anyone else chould surpass her in beauty. She had a wonderful looking-glass, and when she stood in front of
The Little PeasantThere was a certain village wherein no one lived but really rich peasants, and just one poor one, whom they called the little peasant. He had not even so much as a cow, and still less money to buy one, and yet he and his wife did so wish to have one. One day he said to her, listen, I have a good idea, there is our gossip the carpenter, he shall make us a wooden calf, and paint it brown, so that it looks like any other, and in time it will certainly get big and be a cow. The woman also liked the idea, and their gossip the carpenter cut and planed the calf, and painted it as it ought to be, and made it with its head hanging down as if it were eating. Next morning when the cows were being driven out, the little peasant called the cow-herd and said, look, I have a little calf there, but it is still small and has to be carried. The cow-herd said, all right, and took it in his arms and carried it to the pasture, and set it among the grass. The little calf always remained standing like one wh
The Little Folks' PresentsA tailor and a goldsmith were traveling together, and one evening when the sun had sunk behind the mountains, they heard the sound of distant music, which became more and more distinct. It sounded strange, but so pleasant that they forgot all their weariness and stepped quickly onwards. The moon had already arisen when they reached a hill on which they saw a crowd of little men and women, who had taken each other's hands, and were whirling round in the dance with the greatest pleasure and delight. They sang to it most charmingly, and that was the music which the travelers had heard. In the midst of them sat an old man who was rather taller than the rest. He wore a parti-colored coat, and his hoary beard hung down over his breast. The two remained standing full of astonishment, and watched the dance. The old man made a sign that they should enter, and the little folks willingly opened their circle. The goldsmith, who had a hump, and like all hunch-backs was daring enough, stepped in. Th
Little Sister UpdateMy sister called me last night to give me an update on my youngest sister. She had her surgery yesterday. Apparently it was the orbital area that was injured from the motorcycle accident, but she couldn't have the surgery right away because she was having bleeding and pressure around her eye area. Once the bleeding stopped, they proceeded.
As for her boyfriend...they only THOUGHT he walked away unscathed. Further examination found that he fractured his C-7 vertebra. The cervical spine area being what it is, he's now in an imobilizer to prevent him from turning the wrong way and paralyzing himself. They're not sure yet if he's going to require surgery. They're both lucky to be alive...and by the sound of things, so are a few other people.
My sis asked Vanessa (the youngest sister) what happened. Her response was to the effect that they basically had no choice but to wipe out or risk a 10 car pile up. It tells me either they were being tailgated or they weren't being as
Little Known FactsIf you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people do.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.
Polar bears are left handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field.
A cockroach will live nine da
Little LearnerHe jumps, he hops, and he runs
He staggers, he is young
His life has now, just begun
Small button eyes
Long narrow ears
Skinny little legs
Little black hoof
A tail that help keep his balance
As he plays with his new older friends
Already, he learns to use his head
As he bumps, and bullies
Then runs away
Then he chases, and bumps some more
Little lamb, already a beauty
In this crazy world
Funny, already he pulls back his ears
Before he charges
Learning to be sneaky
One by one by one
He bumps all the little ones
He finds a new target
Sizing her up
He has already bullied the others
One more left
He runs, he hops, and he jumps
Playing, sneakily
Closer he gets
He pulls back his ears
Attack her form behind
And he begins to charge
He finds himself laid out
What happened?
She was smart
The little kid, the little goat
Wasn't born yesterday
She new his plans all along
Outsmarted the little lamb
Before he could stop
She s
Little White LiesI hate you
You try to seep into my wounds
I hate your existence
You lurk where you shouldn't
I hate your ways
You are breaking me
I hate your laughter
It kills my ears
I hate your smile
It rips me open
I hate your eyes
They sparkle with deceit
I hate your body
It calls me to kill it
I hate your spirit
It makes me want to burn it
I hate you for what you are
You are my first true hate
I hate you for who you are
You are my first blaspheming slut
My only love left
You try to take away
I hate the ground you walk on
I would build on it to cover your traces
I hate you
I truly hate you.
I wash my hands of you
From this day my heart doesn't care for you
Fully growing numb
I'm shaking as the tears come down
I know if I touch you I'll hurt you
And it wouldn't kill me to hurt you.
A Little Funa knock at the door u open to find me standing there. i grab ahold of u & start kissing u hard, pushing u up against a wall, while kissing u i unbutton ur shirt taking it off, slowly moving my lips to ur neck kissing every inch rubbing ur chest, slowly my lips reach ur chest kissing every inch while i reach down & unbutton ur pants letting them fall to the foor, i slowly move down more & more not leaving 1 inch of ur body untouched by my lips, then finally i reach ur already rock hard cock slowly i begin to lick & tease the tip while rubbing ur balls, then slowly starting to take it all in every inch sucking u slow & easy at first sucking u like u'v never been sucked b 4, then starting fastr & faster & fastr & harder & deeper takin in every inch of ur cock tasting ur juices sucking u good......................i got to go play bye!!!
A Little About Meim just a old country bot likes to have alot of fun and flirts alot to so if ya like to talk im on just find me if ya can
Little RockI'm in Little Rock for a conference, but I'm avoiding going to any of the conference sessions. I may go have lunch here... unless I find a bar soon that will serve me eggs. I really need some protein.
The weather: Lovely. It is close to 80 degrees, there's a light breeze, and though it's partially cloudy, the sun is bursts out from time to time and I take great pains to sprawl myself out on park benches so as to absorb as much of the sunshine as possible. I am like a starving child in a third-world country, except I've been deprived of Vitamin D, not food. Regardless, I look equally sickly and pathetic. Thankfully, there aren't a lot of flies here.
There was an open bar last night, so I tested out the wine reserves. The cabernet was vile, and the only beers were Bud light, Miller Lite, and Budweiser. Fucking lame. So I switched to gin and tonic. Registration for the conference was $300. I think this may have been a fair deal. Already.
After the open bar ceased to
A Little Notedo you love me do you wanna date me check
yes
no
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Little Johnnyh, That Litle Rascal!:):)Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh,boy! Horsey ride!
Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more
uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!"
Little Johnny On The Banister RailLittle Johnny and his neighbor, Suzy, are playing in the hone day, when Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That's way too scary!"
"No, it's not. It'll be fun!" says little Johnny as he proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth, with a large, beautiful, marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on and down he goes, squealing with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
"That was great," he screams. "Come on, Suzy, you try now."
Suzy still isn't quite sure that this is such a good idea. "No," she says, "it looks too scary."
"No, it's not!" exclaims little Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs onto the rail, and down he goes again, having just as much fun as he did the first time. Again jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
Final
A Little Patience For Pole Princess!!!please.None of us will find another friend quite the same as POLE PRINCESS.
She values and loves her friends so very much.just like myself,
she has lost temporary use of her laptop.This simply means that she isnt online quite as much.Which also means she isnt able to accept new friends and fans and family quite as fast as she normally would.
She isnt able to comment,or rate as fast and often as we may be used to her doing so.This doesnt mean she doesnt care!!
Lets show her the same amount of patience,in equivalence,that she shows her friends,in replies when she is back back to normal!!
PLEASE and THANK YOU all very very much!!
Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30... and he's home by 3:45!"
Little Brothermy baby brother
my little brother might not be what everyone likes
but i love him
he is a pain most of the time
my little brother has a learning problem
the teachers make fun of him
the kids at school make fun of him
than they wonder why he does not like to go to school
or that he acts out at school
if i was treated that way i would too
my little brother is called names at school all the time
they tell him he is fat
just because he is taller than they are
they tell him he is stupid
cause he has a reading problem
they tell him he smells
the teachers buy him things the reduce his smell
than send him home with all of it
in front of every one
than they wonder why
he acts out at school
my little brother wrote the teacher a note
saying he feels like they are crushing him
his teacher erases his home work
tells him he is wrong
do it over and this time do it the right way
in front of everyone
my little brother has a learning problem
and the teachers that are supposes
Little BragAbout a week ago we recieved a letter inviting us to my sons high school for an awards ceremony. We went and he recieved and academic achievement award. I couldn't be more proud of him. I knew he could do it! Now lets see if he keeps up the good work for the next 3 years of high school.
Littlefeather & Ravenhair (erotic Story)She sat in the lunch room trying to eat the sandwich she had brought but it was getting stuck in her throat. Looking out the window, Katlin watched the rain slide down the window and made her heart even heavier. Her birthday was today and she had no one to share it with. Getting up, she didn't know anyone had even been near her until she felt the thump of someones chest hitting hers. Looking up with a red face she started to apoligize but was at loss for words. There standing before her was the most handsome hunk she had ever seen. Black hair that flowed down his back, black eyes that were peircing her soul and dark skinned. "I am so sorry and please forgive me for stepping in your way." Katlin said as the redness of her face began to subside. “Honey that is ok. You can knock me down anytime you want, he replied with his eyes dancing with merriment.” Katlin knew he had to work there too but wondered why she hadn’t met him before. He smiled again and in his smooth voice started talkin
A Little GirlThere was a small girl whose parents drank and did drugs.The father woud beat on the wife at night while the little girl sadly sat behind the couch.The parents had never taken the girl to Church and she knew nothing of or about God.For years the little gir watched her parents scream,yell,and beat upon one another.Until one day when her father took a gun and killed his wife,and then himself.The whole time while the girl was behind the couch.Soon after,a wonderful family adopted the little girl and took her to Sunday School.The little girl walked in and saw a picture of Jesus on the cross pasted on the wall.She looked up at the teacher with wondering eyes and said,"I don't know who that man is up on that cross,but I know he must have got off."Because as I watched my Dad kill my Mom and Himself that man was sitting with me behind the couch."
You see, even when we don't expect it, Jesus is there.Hes always guiding us and watching over us.So even when you feel all alone,your not,Jesus i
A Little More On Female ConvictsSo I bet you are wondering how a pretty girl like me ended up doing time inside of a prison.Well dah I got caught.I got caught up in the street life at an early age because I was one of those kids who knew more then her parents and I didn't need anyone to support me and I was going to make it on my own.I ended up with my daughters father got pregnant and he turned abusive.I wanted out of the relationship so bad but didn't have any where to go so i left him and went to the streets.I was barely 18 at this time..Enough for now
A Little Bit MoreSo, Lets just say the last few years have taught me alot. I am glad for that too. I have bee striving for certain goals, and removing road blocks, and everything was copacetic ya know ? Then I fell in love. Before you begin Yeah, I read that book, "He's just not that into you" . Reading it is one thing, acepting it is another. Feel me?
It isnt easy at all. #1, he was married when we met, and #2 he is a musician. So, it hard for to fit in to his world, I mean dont get me wrong;
I was so facinated by vampires I learned as much as I could about the legend of their exisitance.
I grew up listening to metal and rock instead of hip hop
I wore the color grey for six moths.
I wouldnt speak to ANY ONE for four months. I understand that being here isnt fun for all of us.
There are things about me that most people wouldnt want to know.
Most of the people I get along with are outcast.
Zoloft sux.
So I think I'd understand.
A Little More About Mewell i live in a small town in oklahoma named elgin near texas and i love it ....iam 35 yr's old i have 6 kids but only 4 left at home i have a son living in illinois and another son and his wife living here in oklahoma now i have 1 grandaughter and 2 more grandchildren on the way yes by both my older boys one baby is due in july 23 2007 and the other baby is due in nov 1st 2007 ......IAM MARRIED but does not stop me from having fun and ye he know's everything i do .......iam very down to earth i love to enjoy life and have fun with my family and friends i like to surf the computer and play games online love to play poker ......one thing i DO NOT DO ONLINE IS CYBER AND DO NOT LIKE TO BE BOTHERED WITH FAKE PEOPLE ON HERE!!!!!.....but besides that iam pretty mellow loves to make new friends and live life to the fulliest iam origanally from illinois danville area but consider myself a true okie seeing ive lived here so long ive been to alot of differant places just moved back home to okla
The Little BoyThe little boy
A young single mother, sitting in tears… her baby boy running to her to erase her fears.
With the smile upon his precious little face… her heart begins to race.
She’s a mother with worries and a doubt… how will her life, or his, turn out?
Amazing green eyes staring up at her… turning those worries into a blur.
Chubby little arms wrapped around her neck… leaning in to her lips to give her a peck.
She has to learn to take things one day at a time… and she may need to save every dime.
But she should have not a fear about her parenting skills… shouldn’t have to think about the bills.
My wish for this mother and her adorable son… is to live life like a game they both have won.
Don’t get me wrong he will make her cry… but he will grow up to be an amazing guy.
She will teach him what is wrong and teach him what is right…and he will have a future that is very bright.
Don’t let her get down don’t let her get sad…. She’s just worried that he will hate his dad.
If I k
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Every time I hear this I have to laugh...i love you so much!
Little Victories Rescue - Wv Needs This No-kill SanctuarLittle Victories Animal Rescue Group
Date: Mar 30, 2007
Most of you know that we have recently purchased 115 acres in Ona,WV to open our no kill sanctuary! We have all worked so hard to get to this point and our ready to build a fantastic facility for abandoned, abused, and sick animals, to give them a second chance at a good life, a loving home which they all deserve and for all those who do not get adopted will be able to live out their natural lives at the sanctuary. We are the only no kill rescue in West Virginia, this is a huge accomplishement! But as usual we have hit a bump in the road, residents from the Wire Branch community have halted our progress, they are demanding we be closed down before we have even opened. They do not want an animal shelter in thier community. All of thier fears and worries are pure speculation, noise, smell, traffic, etc...they have not even given us a chance to prove ourselves and what a service to the entire state we will be. We have followed
Little Downrater On The Loose LolShe came and down rated my primary pic lol another one jealous I guess lmao Oh well, shes a coward, I called her out on it, and of course she blocked me so I couldnt do shit on her page, little winch, If ur gonna come to my page being a B*tch, U better be able to explain urself then. U dont know me, so U had no right! Grow the F*ck up!!
Missy@ CherryTAP
A Little Boy Asked His Mother, "why Are You Crying?"A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without man Mn asked god …..why u have given
A Little About MeDJ Monkey NUTZ
So you decided to fight through the jungle to meet with The Monkey....
About Me- I'm just a fun loving, easy going guy. Best way to descibe me is as a "Nice Guy with an Evil side", henceforth my well known moniker as "The Evil Monkey King"
My Quote:
"It is better to Be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass"
OTHER THINGS
Style of music you play- Would have to say the genre I know best is the 80's. Anything from old school rap to hair bands. I also like rap, hip hop (YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE), house, techno, rock, and (YES) I have been known to rock out to Tchaikovsky and Bach (Classical for those who don't know). I guess you could say I listen to everything except gospel.
Real Life Occupation- Business and one of the rarest and dirtiest jobs in America
Hobbies- Playing my PS2, Listening to music, watching anime, dancing my ass off at clubs,fishing, camping, photoshop and morphing people's pics.
Interest- Spending time with cool ass people,
Id
A Little Poem I Wrote.you done me good
yeah baby,
you done me well.
beautiful lie, that perfection isnt worth my time.
tease me,
leave me,
diseave me,
mistreat me,
your love is nothing but sleezy.
tie me down,
or beat me to the ground
the choice is on you.
what else do i got to lose?
no, im not a perfect girl
and your not some little boy
and to tell you the truth im not your fucking toy.
so go on amuse me,
carve your smile deep into my veins
couldnt put me through anymore pain this..
i'll fade to black.
-allyson bocchinfuso
you steal this shit i'll hunt you down cunt.
Little Know FactsLittle Known Facts1. What inspires you: My family2. What is your middle name: Diane3. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate4. What do you hate about some people: When they lie or stab you in the back5. What is your favorite season: Summer6. Do you sing in the shower: sometimes7. What do you do when your bored: get on the internet8. Do you have any tatoos: one...heart with wings for my g-pa (RIP)9. How about piercings: ears10. Morning person or night life: Night life11. Shoe size: 7 1/212. What color is your bathroom: plywood...lol13. Favorite sandwich: idk14. Favorite thing to wear: anything cute15. Plain, salted, or buttered popcorn: salted and butteredMySpace Quizzes from Get this and more quizzes at RubberDuckySpace.com!!
A Little About Erica1. Your full name?
Erica the fan friggin tastic
2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
It was my son, so yeah
3. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you?
pretty much all of them
4. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Yeah til he cheated on me
5. Are you crushing on someone?
I don't do the crush thing. Pretty much it's lust before love for me now.
6. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
Yeah, like the knots in the stomache that just won't go away
9. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
No, I don't believe in toying with emotions
10. Have you ever had your heart broken?
To many times
11. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
unfortunately yes, but it was for the better that it ended
12. Think any of your ex's still like you?
one that I know of, but we're just friends
13. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
A Little Girl's Dream...That was the question at today’s Women’s Fellowship Luncheon at a Church that I have been attending for the past 2-3 years. Well, to not misquote them, the entire question was:
“Share with the others what you ‘dreamed of being’or doing when you were a little girl.”
LOL…
I had so many dreams as a child; after all, a child with a vivid imagination such as myself had many creative possibilities. One that I shared with them though was:
“My mother had been a Journalism and English major and has a passion to write. My father, a doctor, had a side interest of building computers and many electronic things. Since I was third grade, I remembered writing many creative stories and poems; many of them have been lost along the way. It has been a shame; however, during the last 3-4 years I have picked up the passion of writing blogs.”
The Associate Pastor sat next to me and said that I might have to explain blogging a little further. I asked, “Has anyone blogged?” Everyone arou
Little Kitties!(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)One of our pregnant cats gave birth last week. It happened to be right in my underwear drawer, so all my undies (boxer briefs for the curious) were a bloody mess.I took a picture of the three kittens, but the camera I have is a piece of crap. But here it is anyway:tag: pets, animals, kittens
Little Salsa Muicsorry...just messing around on here and listening to some Rey Ruiz...a little salsa music to get me moving....shake it
Little Old LadyDefense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
I t felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Att
A Little Bit To Laugh AtMan Charged With Drunken Romp in Bikini
AP
Mason Police Dept via The Enquirer / AP
Volunteer firefighter Steven Cole was arrested after an alleged drunken romp in a bikini and wig at a Mason, Ohio, park Tuesday.
Talk About It: Post ThoughtsMASON, Ohio (April 6) - A man wearing a woman's wig and a string bikini was charged with taking a drunken afternoon romp through a park, officials said.
Steven S. Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize, the arrest report said.
He pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges of drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct.
Cole was arrested Tuesday after police received a report that an intoxicated man was walking and driving around Heritage Oak Park in Mason. Police said Cole was wearing a blond wig, pink flip-flops and a red-black-and-white striped bikini with the top filled out by tan water balloons.
His
A Little Bit More ...LOVE: i love having sex doesn`t matter if it`s with a girl or a guy or both, sometimes i love it when i have people watching me have sex( but not all the time) love laying out by the pool or on the beach tanning, listening to music, playing pool, or just being lazy while hanging with friends
DISLIKES: men who r perves all the time or who think men r superior to women, girls who r bitter and bitchy who have nothing else to do than to put others down to make themselves feel better, liars, cheaters, bad drivers
and most of all insecure people
A Little Walk*from a friend, to all of you*
Dear Friends and Family,
Some of you may already know that our son Philip was diagnosed
with mild Autism in September of 2006. You can read Philip’s story by
visiting: www.autismwalk.org/goto/PhilipJames . Autism is a complex
neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime.
Today, 1 in 166 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more
common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It is four
times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's
ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with
rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging
objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from
very mild to quite severe. Currently, the causes of autism are unknown
and there are no specific medical treatments or cure. Physicians have
no blood test or scan that can definitively diagnose the dis
A Little Salt For That Wound?Lil' salt for that wound?
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Life
Well, it's been a good while since I last wrote. Not much has happened really. I'm skipping town tonight, to hang with the gang. It gets exhausting here, fast. Right now, I'm thinking of the long drive ahead of me and my eyes are slowly closing.
I smell like breast milk. So fun when bottles malfunction. I was hoping I'd get to talk to Cris before I left, but guess thats not gonna happen. Oh well, can't get my way all the time. I wonder what I'll do tonight, or if I'll even be coherant enough to do anything.
I got my hair cut yesterday on impulse.. It looks crazy. I'm not too sure if I absolutely love it yet or not, but.. guess I'll have to deal with it. I miss my long hair though.. a lot. I keep looking through old pictures and sniffling kinda lol.. Oh well, I suppose it'll grow back soon enough. What I really need to do is figure out weird ways to style it. I've got it hawked today and it looks pretty
Little EddyA first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
The Little GirlI write poems every day and night
just because I can't sleep at night
I find I can't sleep because I'm afraid
you will take things out on me like your on a rampage
I hear mommy scream and ball out her eyes
you make up excuses to hit her like" your sick of her lies"
and when your done hitting her , you come after me
and say I've done nothing but cause you misery.
So you say " come here, lets play a game"
and hit me until blood pours out my veins
So i yelled" Please daddy stop, I've hurt enough"
and he said" Oh come on baby, You gotta be tough"
so I took it some more, without a complaint
and at that instant I began to faint
I screamed out I'm sorry but I cant take anymore!
And within an instant I fell to the floor
Within a week my body was found
And they then buried me in a burial ground
Where in heaven I could be at peace
And all my pain can be released
There is no more about my life to tell
But this is my life inside the nutshell
Little Boys.....Why is it that little boys.....aka grown men with underdeveloped minds always seem to find me?
K look...if you're a dude reading this....
1. If you just wanna cyber or phone bone...leave me out of it...you have to use your hand anyway.
2. If you just wanna flirt...AWESOME! Cause frankly i;m not interested in packing up my life to haul my ass across the country.
3. If you are married, that's cool...provided your wife knows you are a flirt. Not really interested in gettin angry emails and the like.
4. If you are just playin games...leave me out of it...i tend to get attached to those i talk to, so if you wanna see how long it takes for me to become attached then drop me like a hot potato...well fuck off....
Ok nuff said i think
A Little Bit Of Time LeftHey all, so my breast cancer walk is next Sat!! my kids are going to join me on this as well, my daughter doesnt really understand but my son does and well both of them love doing the walks too. Last year we did the march of dimes walk. well there is still time to make a donation to sponser us...you can cut and paste the link Im going to throw in here or you can look me up by my name...Tara Robbins....for those who do donate any amount Thank you so much!!!
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=2008386&pg=personal&fr_id=2693&s_tafId=62801
Little Known 'did You Know' Sex FactsLittle known 'Did you know' Sex facts
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the feti
Little Old Lady> > Subject: Granny
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Will you please state your age?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > I am 86 years old.
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
> > the night of April
> > 1st?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
> > porch on a warm
> > spring evening,
> > when a young man comes creeping up on the porch
> and
> > sat down beside me.
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did you know him?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > No, but he sure was friendly.
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > What happened after he sat down?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > He started to rub my thigh.
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did you stop him?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > No, I didn't stop him.
> >
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Why not?
> >
> > Little Old Lady:
> > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert
> > died some 30 years
> > a
The Little Boy. .A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big Tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
The Little Condom That CouldI drive to work every day with my bike, alternating between a few possible routes. One of the routes leads me along a heavily used road and across an intersection that has a small separate track for bikes waiting at the trafficlight. A few months ago I noticed a condom lying right there in front of my bike, while I was waiting for the green light. It was out of it's wrapper, still rolled up and looked generally unused. It would be kind of unlikely for anybody to use a condom and then neatly rolling it back up like it was rolled down. Because of the way the waiting area is constructed at that intersection, no car could run over it and the city cleaning service would have to tell somebody to walk there with a broom or something, because the special trucks which flush and vacuum the streets can't drive there.
So the weeks passed and still to this day the little condom keeps it's place, slightly moving to the right or to the left, but still not in reach of the cars crossing the intersec
Little VitoOn Math
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence,
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little
Vito.
He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your
thinking."
Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
LITTLE VITO ON MATH
Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in
arithmetic.
"Why?" asks Little Vito'
Little Quiz ThingName: Nihk Battson
Birthday: 22nd April
Birthplace: Shoreham By Sea
Current Location: Aberdeen
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: I Say English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Work Shoes (Scuffed)
Your Weakness: Chating Up Ladies
Your Fears: Being Broke
Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sort my life out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't have yet
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: Brain
Your Bedtime: Whenever I Feel
Your Most Missed Memory: Love
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Sprite
MacDonald’s or Burger King: What ever you want
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rasberry Ripple preferablely
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mochachino Really
Do you Smoke: no point to it
Do you Swear: Who doesn't
Do you Sing: Only Along
Do you Shower Daily: Not Always, Have bad spells
H
49 Little Or Unknown Facts About Chuck Norris . . .For Chay . . . Your hero . . .
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, ASK FOR TEQUILA AND SALT . . .
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
4. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
5. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
6. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finaliz
A Little Survey1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
A Little Bit About MeMy name is April. I am a 30 year old stay at home mom to 4 wonderful boys. I have an awesome boyfriend named Bobby who i love with all of my heart. I am NOT here to find love or anything like that, i am ONLY here to find friends. I love making new friends and meeting new and interesting people.
~April
A Little Old LadyA little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to.......
"F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because he electricity was cut off this morning."
The Little Things In Life I Miss The MostThe things in life you miss the most!!
Current mood: bored
Category: Life
The little things in life mean the most to me. If I had to choose what ment the most,it would be my family.The laughin,cryin,and good times. My mom tellin me no matter what happens in life you will be ok. No matter how hard you try to fail you won't. How does any parent tell there child that. Life is so unpredictable. Some peoples lives go from one extreme to the next. When do you know that your life isnt going anywhere. When do you finally say I'm done being this way, and change everything about who you are and what your about. When do you just give up on everything, or everyone around you. And is it the right thing to do.
What I miss the most is everything I had to make my life whole.No matter how much it was or how little I had.It was the bond you have with that person in your life. Ive never been close to anyone in my life until I had my babys. A mothers love is something fearce that no one can
A Little TyJD WANTS TO GIVE ALL YOU WONDERFUL WOMEN A LITTLE PIECE OF HIS HEART !!
KISSES AND HUGZ
Little BirdI am but a little bird
And you can't see me fly
I am but a little bird
With wings to small to reach the sky
It grows dimmer by the hour
Remember the white flower
Don't feel fear
Don't shed a tear
Just remember the white flower
For your love's magick
Can fight this flowers power
A Little About MeGet to Know Me...About You...Eye ColorbrownHair ColorbrownHeight4'11Favorite Colordark greenScreen NameYouCantTapMyCherryFavorite BandAlexz JohnsonFavorite MoviePretty WomanFavorite TV ShowGreysYour CarLHSYour HometownDenton, TexasYour Present TownEvansville, WyomingYour Crush's First NameDustinYour GradeOut of schoolYour StyleVERY laid back...Have You Ever...Sat on your rooftopyesKissed someone in the rainyesDanced in a public placeyesSmiled for no reasonno, there's always a reason to smile!Laughed so hard you criedyesPeed your pants after age 8noWritten a songnoSang to someone for no reasonyesPerformed on a stageyesTalked to someone you don't knowyesMade out in a theateryesGone roller skating since 8th gradeyesBeen in loveyes...Can You...Write with both handsnoWhistleyesBlow a bubbleyesRoll your tongueyesCross your eyesyesTouch your tongue to your nosenoDanceyesSpeak a different languagenoImpersonate someonenoCook anythingyes...Finish The Line...If I were a ...boyI wish ...on starsSo
A Little Background First!Alright lets begin with, Hi My Name is Dee. If you are a close friend or family member you probably know more about my name and personal info. If you Don't Know more you don't need to know. I am going to school and Majoring in Music Education. This will eventually lead to me getting my Masters in Music Therapy. I want to Help people with their lives and anything else I can help with. I am a good person. If you read My front pages about me section, all of that is true. I am kind Hearted and sometimes naive about things, at the same time though I don't think that you should always give people the benefit of the doubt. Especially if you can see through the Crap right way. I enjoy meeting people and I am actually very sensitive, I am just gotten so good at not letting people know that they get to me. Usually the people I care about. I am bullheaded and stubborn, I like to get my way. Although I will usually let others though do what they want even if it isn't what I want.
The Little Girl By John Michael MontgomeryHer parents never took the young girl to church...
Never spoke of His name...
Never read her his word...
Two non-believers walking lost in this world...
Took their baby with them, what a sad little girl...
Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Never wanted to play or give kisses and hugs...
She'd watch the tv and sit there on the couch...
While her mom fell asleep and her daddy went out...
And the drinking and the fighting...
Just got worse every night...
Behind their couch she'd be hiding...
Oh what a sad little life...
And like it always does, the bad just got worse...
With every slap and every curse...
Until her daddy in a drunk rage one night...
Used a gun on her mom and then took his life...
And some people from the city took the girl far away...
To a new mom and a new dad, kisses and hugs everyday...
Her first day of Sunday School...
Her teacher walked in...
And a small little girl starred at a picture of Him...
She sa
A Little Bit About MeName :ANGEL ROSENick Name :ANGELBirthdate :03/21/57Birthplace :TORONTOCurrent Location :KITCHENENEREye Color :GREENHair Color :BLONDEHeight :5"8Weight :130Piercings :YESTatoos :YESBoyfriend/Girlfriend :NOVehicle :NOOverused Phrase :WHATEVERFAVORITESFood :STEAK@EGGSPub/Disc/Restaurant :NORMA JEANSCandy :NONENumber :7Color :REDAnimal : HORSESDrink :SMIRNOFF ICEBody Part on Opposite sex :HANDSPerfume :MUSKTV Show :NOT REALLY INTO TVMusic Album :AREOSMITHMovie :THE FAST AND THE FURIOUSActor/Actress :EDDIE MURPHY/ SANDRA BULLOCKThis or ThatPepsi or Coke :PEPSIMcDonalds or BurgerKing :BURGER KINGChocolate or VanillaVANILLAHot Chocolate or Coffee :COFFEEKiss or Hug :HUGDog or Cat :CATRap or Punk :RAPSummer or Winter :SUMMERScary Movies or Funny Movies :FUNNYLove or Money :MONEYYOUR...Bedtime :2 AMMost Missed Memory :SUNDAY DINNERS AT GRANDMASBest phyiscal feature :SMILEFirst Thought Waking Up :COFFEEBest Friends :MY BABY GIRLFears :SPIDERSLongest relationship :32 YEARSHAVE YOU...Cheated Your
Little InfoI am 27 and have 2 kids am seperated and looking for someone who is real and honest no games. I am very open and blont so if you ask i will tell you i am a open book. I am not into drugs and i don't drink if you wanna know more just ask. i am on yahoo messanger most the time.
A Little Consideration Would Be Nice....my neighbor and friend went to play volleyball tonight and asked if i could watch her son.. since her son and mine are both 4 yrs old and are friends... i didn't mind. she said she'd be done around 9:30... its now 11pm. so i called her.. and she is out drunk w/ her man at applebees and said to just put him to bed here...
i found it kinda rude.. considering she didn't even ask me to keep him, and the fact that she's drunk is the reason she's not getting him... now i gotta get up at 6:30 when i shouldn't have to so she can get him, and get to work in time...
am i the only one who finds this a little inconsiderate on her part?? and furthermore....
men have been a little inconsiderate to me lately too... they talk to me as if i'm just sumthin to look at instead of a person... is there anyone left out there who's capable of having a conversation these days.... who's interested in something meaningful but can have "fun" and "flirt" at the appropriate times...
dont' get me wr
A Little FlabA Little Flab
>>
>> One morning while making breakfast, a man
>> walked up to his wife,
>> pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
>> firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose".
>> While this was on the edge of intolerable,
>> she kept silent.
>> The next morning, the man woke his wife
>> with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
>> these up, we could get rid of your
>> bra."
>> This was beyond a silent response, so she
>> rolled over and grabbed him by his "dangler." With a death grip in place,
>> she said "You know, if you
>> firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
> ;> man, and your brother."
Little GirlBlue-tinted glass separates
the past and me. Worlds
and stars move in the universe.
I care about those times,
a never ending cycle of water
staining glass. Need is a night-light
to keep my monster in their closets,
their whispers muffled. Fire
destroys my old photographs.
Little Sammy"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!"Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the da
A Little Bit Of InfoI am 38 years old and have problems with my health. I recently found out that I have no cartiledge around either of my knee caps and that they no longer stay in place. I had surgery that was supposed to correct this problem but it only made it worse. Now everytime I move it is all bone on bone and my knee caps sometimes go into a posistion where they lock up and I can't move them.
I also have problems with my left shoulder. I have had 2 surgeries on that to fix problems but now they tell me that is just has to be replaced but they won't do it yet because I am too young. I guess that the replacement only lasts 10 years and they can only do it twice so I have to wait till I get older.
So that is the story of my health problems. I hope to someday be able to have something done so that I can reduce the pain that I am in.
Thank you for listening and letting me vent,
Shane
Little Johnny's Dinner Story"Little Johnny's Dinner Story"
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was
at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt.. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At
the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I wen
Little OneIs it ok for your ex to not see your little on? because she doesn't want to spend time with her? i have a problem with that! don't you? could you go 2 months without seeing your little one? yeah we are divorced.
Little PrincessLittle princess, why do you weep?
Has the sun left you and gone to sleep
Or is it because you’re lonely, restless, and meek
Little princess has God not blessed you with a beautiful child?
Has he not given you His love in the eyes of a child?
Little princess, why do you sigh?
Have all of God’s angels left you without any stars in the sky
Or is it because time has slipped through your hands, and all that’s left are grains of your
Most painful times
Little princes has God not embraced you and warmed you with his heart
Did he not lay down his life, just to set you a part?
Little princess, why do you hide?
Are you scared someone will see the child inside?
Or is it easy to hide fears, when no one is around to see your crystal tears
Little princess don’t be silent, tell God what you seek
If He made the heavens, I’m sure He has what you need
Little princess He wants to make amends, ju
Little LightLittle Light
©February 9, 1995
Somewhere in the dark...
there shines this little light,
and I reached for it.
When I grabbed hold
this little light had form
and I spoke to it.
At first, though, I held..
I did not want to be bothered,
I am on MY way!!
As I ran from all of life's pains...
no matter how hard I tried to throw it away,
It held on to me.
This little light,
this little soul,
a guardian angel???
It would not go away.
Lately it comes to the front..
and guides me just a bit,
and I ask it where do I go???
It says, in a beautiful way,
"Just keep going, you are on the edge,
you will finally find it; contentment."
This little piece of me,
who watches me fall on my face,
and reveals the days when I act with grace.
This little light..
who shines it's own light..
who has the power to make it all right..
Is truly the hardest lesson in life..
one to be relearned and relearned over...
that when we can hold
A Little Ray Of Fun...To make this not a total downer of a day, I present this happy little tune:
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The Little Old Lady !A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She fi nally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
A Little Bit Of Fantasy... Hope You Enjoy..ok... this is a bit in the middle of the story.. sorry I don't have the beginning typed up yet. In the beginning she actually tries to kill Moloch at a tavern, though failed... this is where it picks up.. hopefully soon I will finish writing it and have an ending. I call the story betrayed.
She had went into her room of the secret tree home that she found as sancuary and sat on the bed a moment pondering to herself before she got up and searched her closet for the clothes she needed. She soon came acrossed the outfit she was looking for so hastilly and pulled it out setting it on the bed. The outfit consisted of a very short white skirt, and a middrift white shirt, with her old slave collar and a leash attatched to it. she lowered her head and took in a deep breath letting it out slowly. She had sworn she would never wear the outfit again... only keep it as a reminder of the days she had been taken from her home and enslaved. She shivered a bit as she took off her long flowin
Little Girl LostA sad, but Realistic Truth many girls to face as they grow up!
Once there was a little girl
who lived upon a time,
and thought she was a Princess
like the magical, fairytale kind.
And even though she kissed the frogs
she found no Prince inside,
and so she questioned fairytales,
the ones where no one died.
The happy endings promised
with a charming Prince in tow,
were only that, just fairytales,
where she could never go.
She found no fairy magic
to make her dreams come true,
and she couldn't find Prince Charming
cuz all the frogs turned BLUE.
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