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Like That Of Metal: That Which Kills Me.
Strong..but so easy to mold..i shine..and show reflection..of where i have come from..yet i am cold..and sometimes cruel..i am strength..yet so damned flawed..smooth icey many scars..been through ups and downs..pressure..and stress..yet here i remain..that which is everywhere..but is slowly being replaced..i am made..and thrown away..reused..melted down and refromed..for better use..i am the steel in your life..i am that support you will one day need..i hold up the broken..i am the name mention..from everyones lips..i that of metal..beaten..shaped..and put to use..but one day..i will no longer have use..and one day..i will be replaced..that which kills me..may just many grow..but only limited by that of the minds imagination..i am a lost soul..seeking understanding..but..morally broken..bleed much so..that i am cold to the touch..yet some will not see..the ghost in me..they will only see..what they wish to see..all this
Like A Tree In The Woods
The grassFlat with fallen fruitBruised -Folded and mattedIn your shadow.Behind your headWith your wild eyeStaring upwardAt the mottled lightOf clouds and sunThrough leavesAnd branchesYou are hungry.But the fruit is fallenAnd you will neverStarve.So you leave the fruitWhere it will surely rot.Browning the grassFor another season.I stand behind another treeAnd watch you.I touch the rough barkWith my cheek.I am hungry tooBut I have eaten that fruit.Soft and wet in the grass.Tasting of moss-greenForest fungus.I hallucinate from theWild forest floorAs I reach for youMy arms extend - retract -I cannot touch you.Starved as I amMy body fallsAnd I sound like a treeIn the woods.That no one hearsCrash down. Poem By Tammy C.
Like It Matters
Researchers in Europe have spent 20 million euro to find out if cell phones will give the user brain tumors. Why the hell does it matter?! we use microwaves in our homes, eat preservatives, inhale car exhaust, gas fumes, dip, smoke, drink acidic sodas, and the top of the list, USE ANTI-PERSPIRANT DEODORANTS! Who the hell gives a shit if a cell phone may give us a brain tumor! chances are we're gonna die from a so-called pandemic disease befor a tumor has a chance to fucking grow. So spend all that money dumbass, you could be feeding the poor!
Like A Dying Lady!
And like a dying lady, lean and pale, Who totters forth, wrapp'd in a gauzy veil, Out of her chamber, led by the insane And feeble wanderings of her fading brain, The moon arose up in the murky East, A white and shapeless mass.
Like Omigod Get Nekkid With Liltulip!!!
Get Redy for an 80's Show at 7am eastern with Liltulip!!  Get connected & happy listening! Of course Stay Nekkid!
Like I Said. Huge Party
at a local bar tonight;; hit me up if you want details :D
Like A Rose
when I need company, you're there when my world turns gray, you care oh! my best and loving LOVE I know i can count on you 'til the end. You're a treasure I must keep That's why you're always in my heart so deep. You're making me believe there's a way Filling my life with colors everyday... I hope that our love will last You're the one who makes me smile so fast So I'm begging you, please don't go... Don't make my life lose it's glow... We have lots of fun and we're doing our best We're always saying "we can do all these", I'll be your crying shoulder when you're lonely and blue Coz I'm your love, so beautiful and true. I'm always here for you no matter what I'll never ever leave you, remember that life's fun as the bond we've made grows Now I know why I should treat you like a rose...
[like Falling Off A Bike]
As per usual everyone I know called me on my only day off.For several hours.Cest la vie. And just as a warm upa refresherto blow the dust off I grabbed my first foilyeah the one with the 99% covering of rust, and the MANGLED guard, the billions of micro metal splinters and ... the obnoxious pistol grip :/ I hate pistol grips. Picture this bizzare, cold, metal barbed crampy unpleasant device -_- I hate it. You maneuver the blade, and about 4 different prongs fling into your squishy hand parts. Wish I had a french grip. Its even got this super thin prong that digs into the pommel of my wrist. I told my old instructor I didn't wanna use that crazy contraption, that I wanted a bigger guard, and that I wanted to switch to lefty seeing as how at the time I was planning a major surgery on the arm he required me to learn on. ... but other than that he was a brilliant instructor.And he had me keep my stance too wide and my legs cramped out too much... but he was a world class fencer, a
Like Jokes Here's More
a woman is standing on the train tracks chanting 21 21 21 and a blonde comes up to her and asks “can i join in?” the woman replies “ sure” so they both sit there chanting 21 21 21 and then the woman goes to the blonde " im just going to get a drink you stay there ill be back in a second.”  So the woman steps off the tracks and the blonde stays and gets hit by the train, the woman comes back and starts chanting 22 22 22   ******************************************   30 stone woman is getting ready for a fancy dress party. She moans to her husband that she has nothing to wear.He replies "Pull your pissflaps up over your head and go as a Sugar Puff!" ********************************************* 200 muslims have been killed on their way to mecca.I fucking love bingo! ********************************************** Whats the difference between a dart board and a dead baby?A dart board doesn't bleed. ********************************************
Like A Rose
Her heart like a rose,Soft,beautiful and frail.If she would give me this treasure,I would guard it without fail. Through everyday and through the night,I would hold it deeply to my chest.Forever giving it care and love,My entire lifes quest. So please my beautiful,I would take great care.Never wold I leave it,Never would I dare.
Like The Blog Says
 so id hate to sit here and ramble about something you all do not care for so ill make it short and simple maybe you guys have some advise for me or just words or prayer:   dec 5th 2009 was the worst day of my life...what happened..i got fired from my job..a place that i had been at for almost 3years thats been the longest ive had a job i loved it there good people good pay..well alright pay...but experience and excitement galoure!!! well i got into a verbal arguement with another officer and slighty turned physical...on their end...i did what any smart employee who values their job would do turn around and walk away and report it...   well that wasnt good enough for my department the following week they suspended me and ultimately fired me... for the past month i have been going back and forth with the unemployement office to try and get benefits well im not elligible to recieve for a whole month i sat and waited for unemployment to make their final decision..sho
Like Father, Love Son
I happened to find this through my usual net browsing, and it just made my day. I want to share this with you all. It looks a bit long, but it's sooooo worth the time, trust me, so please, go on.      "If you can touch it, you can catch it !! " encouraged Dad, with his characteristic enthusiasm literally dripping all over the pavement in front of 430 Donegal St. in Peterborough, Ontario, Canada. The year is 1978 . Today's lesson in football basics is "the buttonhook ." "3, 4 , HUT !!!" Dad bellows with all the excitement & spirit of a Superbowl, or Memorial Cup, into my 10 year old ear. I am off like a shot 8 paces, where I am instructed to pivot on the 8th, where Dad has already rifled the football a millisecond earlier, so that when i "buttonhook", it is already in my arms "like a loaf of bread " , is how I am coached to hold it. Then I am off again towards Brock St. to an imaginary goalline, where I can possibly get a touchdown if I can only catch the ball.  Easier said than done
Like This Because Of The Drummer Wish The Other Guy Would Stay Out The Way,
Like A Spring Day
Just like this beautiful spring day,This one also a joy to welcome in.From the beauty from her eyes to her smile,To start I'm not sure where to begin. A smile that glows brightly,Just like that of the sun.Her eyes that sparkle so wonderous,Like the stars when the day is done. So beautiful let your smile warm my day,And you eyes dance in my night.And as each day comes to me.Always I will look forward to your light.
Like Me, There Are So Many People Out There Just Sick And Fucking Tired Of Fake Drama Filled People
the smiles u see, the heart that beats, the tears that stream, the hand shakes, the hugs, the kisses, the praises and the toasts, the loving gestures, the words of faithfulness, the words of caring and love, the feeling of safety and protection, Those 3 words that falls from the lips is all.. FAKE... who really can say they will fully love someone without being able to love themselves who can sit back and embrace my beast or hurt or fears and my walls if they cant ever embrace themselves dont u dare come to me and say * when u cry ill be there to wipe every tear, that when u bleed and hurt ill hold u and protect u when u need love ill give it * dont u dare look me in the eyes and tell me everything will be fine when in ur heart u dont beleive it dont u dare tell me u love me and promise me the world and turn when i need u the most, im tired of lies, betrayals, and disappoinments, just let me be if u cant honestly take my hand look me in the eyes and say * no matter what thi
Like An 80-year-old
Before I go: An Apt TitleBy Unknown Original AuthorApr 7, 2010 - 12:25:27 AM Email this article Printer friendly page Before I go... Life like an Eighty Year Old. One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate. I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Jim added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all thetime.. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Jim as his pie a-la-mode went down. The other guys couldn't believe it. They ate their lunches silently and grinned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Jim. I lunchedon white meat tuna. He ordered a parfait. I smiled. He asked if h
Like Poison
He controls your emotions as if you are a puppet on a string, I make you happy until he causes rain I try to be your umbrella, To shelter you from all the pain, But he is like venom deep in your veins. Poisonous is this fella,  Please learn to refrain,  Can't you see, he is just venomous and vain?  
Like The Best Ever....
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Like You
Why? Can be asked many times with alternate endings you left and why comes to mind A woman who leaves children is very strong but for a mother to leave her children, thats abandonment maybe you thought it was the best thing to do since you would sit at the kitchen table and do drugs with jess and i watching innocently what if i told you i liarned how to do drugs from watching you do them the guilt would rush in Dont worry im not like you My kids will never have to worry i will be there dont worry im not like you whoring and committing adultery are crimes but dont worry im not like you not everything is hereditary some are choices dont worry im not like you my choices are smart My mother made some bad choices when i was growing up. When she was pregnant with me she would consume drugs on a daily basis. i was born two months early and for the first year o fmy life i was on a heart monitor. When she left us my grandmother took over the responsibility of raising my sister
Like Totally
Another Ranting Blog   I dont LIKE you and wont pretend to for points. You know whats more exciting then your pictures? Barney. Does it suck in here or is it just you? I repeat, I am Only rating you for the points.And then moving on. The best thing about you are your fake boobs. Only your mom thinks you're special. Smokin your mind out isnt cool. no matter what you learn at school. I'll clean your bling, but I aint rating you stupid fucking pictures. Oh fuck, I knew i shouldnt have rated you...oh man, now you're sending a request?damn..and you're still rating my pics and sending me drinks after I say no? I hope that boomerang comes back and hits you in the eye. Women on here hardly ever rate you back, or give any love back. Unless they think they can get something from you. And guys on here are pathetic, think if they tell a woman shes beautiful even if she isnt, that she will pose nude for him. Oh an i hate it when people come by, rate you, and leave you a status comment
Like It Says..................somewhere, Someone
Your smile melts my heart. Just hearing your voice is like listening to angels sing. Your laughter is indescribable, while  your eyes are deeper than the most beautiful sunset. Your skin glistens like the sea on a sunny afternoon. Your dark brown hair flows like the Nile, while your fragrance is as pleasant as a garden full of the finest roses. Your knowledge will take ages to fathom. Just being in your presence alone could bring a giant to his knees.Your lips taste like the finest wines. Your love could enlighten the dullest day. If I ever dreamt of you, arising would not be an option. I would stay in your dreams forever. Your beauty and knowledge go hand in hand, they are both timeless. Your soft beautiful smile is enough to engulf the darkest moments.To have you in my arms would be the worships of all gods, to hear your soft whispers would be enough to make me hold you forever close to me.For I know and understand that time with you will always be a present and never a past.To feel
Like Begets Like
As you may know, consciousness influences reality by affecting the probability of events. It does so at the quantum level. Based on my observation and experimentation, the basic principles are as follows:1) Awareness / anticipation repels.2) Ignorance / denial allows.3) Intent / emotional resonance attracts.Here I want to focus on the third one, the attraction mode, and explain it in the simplest and clearest way. It boils down to one rule:LIKE BEGETS LIKE.In other words, the mental and emotional state that you hold in the present, attracts future events that engender more of the same.What is the mechanism behind this? I believe that emotions can travel through time. A strong emotional pattern in the present resonates with the same emotional pattern in some probable future. When both match, a feedback loop arises between present and future that causes this future to be energized and amplified, enhancing its ability to merge into the present.(Keep in mind that everything I’m talki
Like Mother Like Smartass
Usually my blogs are fairly well sculpted pieces of comic genius. Ok, perhaps not, but either way you look at it, this is just a quickly jotted note to share the funniness I have handed down to my child.  I slaved over a pot of homemade vegetable soup today. After spending 15 minutes discussing how good it was with him before giving him the bowl, he still turned his nose up and said he'd rather just go to bed. Keep in mind that he's only 4.  I told him that wasn't an option. He sighed and attempted to gag on every vegetable besides the corn. I held firm, though, and told him that all the chicken nuggets and french fries he eats when he has dinner with his nana were going to make him a fat weakling like his papa.  He threatened to tell nana what I said.  Damn him.  I bribed him with a popsicle which seemed to do the trick. The soup is actually delicious. I get requests for it often from friends that have had it, but he's just hard headed. He was hoping he could hold out for a grill
Like Me
Wannawin 10 million fubucks   get me up to 200 LIKES...OR BETTER AND THE ONE THAT DOES GET'S IT....what a interesting contest
Like A Tattoo
TRUE LOVE is like a tattoo.. it hurts when it bleeds but it feels good within and last forever till the end of your time - Chino  
Like Fine Wine
Aw my dear your blood is like a fine wine the feeling I get from you makes this night a bitter sweet veil of lustful death im going to in enjoy this even more then my last she was weak but you were something that made me feel humen but it did not last I put that side of my in a dark corner of my soul never to be free so im sorry dear if I was a little blunt  before but your never going to leave this place I will drink you dry like the rest.
Like This Site
i want to thank whoever made this site i really enjoy it alot and will keep comeing back here every day
Like, Dislike And Rate By Angel
On Fubar you have the option to LIKE people that you see pictures of. In order to like you simply hover your mouse over their picture on the shoutbox or the scrollers. You will see a green like button, simply click that button you will receive 220 points during happy hour for each LIKE. Also if you have the NEW HOTNESS homepage style, you can LIKE from the users in the center of the homepage.   Fubar has introduced a DISLIKE button, this is a button just for fun. You don't get any points and the user is only notified that "someone" dislikes them and gives them a reason (such as  point whore, asshat, and just cause) It does not say who DISLIKES them. Then to RATE the user simply click the users photo yo go to the users page and on the left hand side, simply click on one of the cherries. the cherries are listed 1 - 11. simply click the numbered cherry you wish to rate that user.   Enjoy your experience at Fubar.  >
Like A Feather
falling from the sky in a motionless statelike a feather floating to the groundi feel the love of my soulmate the deeper i love her the more i floatlike a feather in the sky floating and drifting endlesslyfloating with no care in the worlddrifting place to place with no knowledge of anythingthe deeper the love the more i float and driftlove can set you free like a feather in the sky floating in the sky the more she holds youthe feeling is so sensational i love to keep that feelingfalling deeper for you is all i'll dolike a feather in the sky floating and drifting endlesslyfloating with no care in the worlddrifting place to place with no knowledge of anythingthe deeper the love the more i float and driftholding your hand from day to dayhas me feel so helpless as i look into your eyes feel so helpless that all i see is us and our kidsjust holding you in my arms is so incrediblelike a feather in the sky floating and drifting endlesslyfloating with no care in the worlddrifting place to pla
Like A G6
HookPoppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink we do it right gettin slizzardSippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6Like a G6, Like a G6Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6Verse 1Gimme that Mo-MoetGimme that Cry-CrystalLadies love my style, at my table gettin wildGet them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that dropNow give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don't stop(808) Hell YeaaDrink it up, drink-drink it up,When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunkThey be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunkWhen sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunkHookPoppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink we do it right gettin slizzardSippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6Like a G6, Like a G6Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6Verse 2Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizzGirl I keep it gangsta, poppin bottles at the cribThis is how we live, every single nightTake that bottle to t
Like You
Each day in my life, New crossroads appeer. Some choices easy, Others not so clear. Sometimes my vision clouded, My roads covered in mist. All those bad choices, Far to many to list. I hope through our friendship, My choices have all been true. I could never want a day, When I don't have a friend like you.
The Like Button
Seems to me that if you were going to institute a "Like" button, and have it inside of a members' tooltip, that it would make more sense to have it located in the tooltip no matter where you access it from. Currently it is only accessible from the Active member Scroll bar, the online member window, and on the main screen of the "new" homepage style... It makes it difficult to return a like to a member when they cant be found in those special spots. How about writing in the code for it to be in all tooltips and/or on the member profile page.
The Like Button, And Me. (*disclosure Document)
So you "Like" me. That is very kind of you. you KNOW me?   I make an effort to educate the populace so I have decided to highlight some of my attributes, that may make you second guess clicking that "LIKE" button. I think everyone deserves a fair shake.   1. WWIII is on the cusp of occuring every single morning before I have a cup O' coffee. My teenage son has perfected how to make my coffee so that he may bring me tithings of joy each morning. (Oh stop it! I pay him for it!)   2. It is within my scope of practice to be extremely violent. I believe that those who know me, are happy that I have chosen the way of the Jedi, instead of the Sith (I am a nerd as well).   3. I prey upon the weaknesses of others, by going straight for the emotional jugular. It's true. I can't help it. Not without cause of course. I usually let people be, but once feels natural when I emotionally fracture someone. Your best defense against me is to have no weaknesses.  
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Like A Phoenix
Like the phoenix could i be from fire's flames be set free?   burning walls firey halls the roof will soon collapse   in the middle of the flame did you hear that someone is calling my name   i want to run, to turn and flee but my knees are locked steadfastedly   who is calling out my name who is hiding there inside the flame   if i stay i will surely die but why not stay here i cry   perhaps it is better to stay see if life or death finds it's way   let us see what happens after life is returned to the ashes
Like I Care
Likes Em Fun, But Not A Ton
Dear Ninja, Ok first let me start by saying I'm in no way *skinny* and I Do not desire to be I'm confident and content with my apperance my question to you is Is It wrong or does it make me shallow that I personally prefer *Thick* as opposed to *Fat* Woman...And Yes To Me There Is A Difference between FAT and THICK Thanks IcON   Icon, It's perfectly fine to like whatever kind of woman you want. And there is, indeed, a difference between fat and thick. Personal attractions are just that, PERSONAL. As long as you're not into animals or minors, you're ok. Someone who is thick has muscle tone in certain areas that make the woman more curvy. But there is a huge difference between curvy and morbidly obese women calling themselves thick. Thick implies a thick layer of muscle between the skin and the bone. When flexed, these muscles appear thick, and are firm to the touch. Fat isn't. And while most women do have some fat in places we'd rather not, when your curves are defined only b
Like A Hurricane
Once I thought I saw youin a crowded hazy bar,Dancing on the lightfrom star to star.Far across the moonbeamI know that's who you are,I saw your green eyesturning once to fire.You are like a hurricaneThere's calm in your eye.And I'm gettin' blown awayTo somewhere saferwhere the feeling stays.I want to love you butI'm getting blown away.I am just a dreamer,but you are just a dream,You could have beenanyone to me.Before that momentyou touched my lipsThat perfect feelingwhen time just slipsAway between uson our foggy trip.You are like a hurricaneThere's calm in your eye.And I'm gettin' blown awayTo somewhere saferwhere the feeling stays.I want to love you butI'm getting blown away.You are just a dreamer,and I am just a dream.You could have beenanyone to me.Before that momentyou touched my lipsThat perfect feelingwhen time just slipsAway between uson our foggy trip.You are like a hurricaneThere's calm in your eye.And I'm gettin' blown awayTo somewhere saferwhere the feeling stays.I want to
Like Taking The Pain.
I take the knife and begin to cut, deeper and deeper till the feeling comes, the sky turns black the ground blood red, the feeling of relief is still with in. I just keep cutting till the feelings done, hide the scars, turn and run. The scars will fade but the feelings wont, one wrong move and body turns cold. Not very safe but it takes the pain away, I just keep cutting I guess to stay sain. written 2001
Like Me, Need Me
Tell me you like me,Tell me you need me,But don't tell me you love meBecause love knows no endsAnd I won't be here for long, nor will youSo never tell me you love meAnd I will never do the same,For once we are goneOur love would have never come to an end,But only our likes and needs.~*~ Jessaca Marie N.Saturday, June 25, 2011
Like A Good Infection...
somehow im back again haha i wasnt sure i could use this anymore since my computer hasnt been working up to par but an infection can only be treated not cured! although i did feel a bit of relief when i couldnt log in anymore since i actually like to meet people in "real" time even if it starts off from an online anti-social social network. when that DID happen in real ended, not right away but...i have an ex via fubar haha. out of some strange act of machine and human...i jumped back on here almost to the day i got off! yeesh thats weird. i did make some friends though and i know one of them has my artwork by her requesting it and we've never met in person yet either so thats awesome. there are actually a few other folks ive got to know through here that i would love to hang out with still too. so now that i know i can use this crapper again...i have to! muhahahaha
Like You Care
Gettin' behind on my blog again--like anyone would have noticed, right? Well, if I'm not talking about sex, or drugs, or some other stupid shit, I don't think anybody would really care. But that's only fair, I guess. Its not like I care, either. I'm just writing shit to write it down. No particular reason needed. Read it, comment, or ignore it. I truly don't give a fuck. Speaking of which, I can't remember how long its been since I been laid. That's kinda sad, folks. But not as sad as not giving a fuck about not getting to fuck. Know what I mean, Vern? I mean, I know its a little over six months, which may not be a long time for some people. But personally, I can't recall ever going that long without some kind of intimacy and affection (and some bumpin' and grindin'!) since high school. Yeah, check the expiration date on my package (if you dare!)... I've had a good run up until last year. And I'm not even sweatin' it. When I think about it, I realize that I have been in a relationshi
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Sex is like Nokia - Connecting people, like Nike - just do it, like Pepsi - ask for more, like Samsung - everyone is invited, and like ME - to good to be yours...
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i need 125 more likes in a hlf hour HELP
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2,500 Likes To Level
to all of you that have liked me thank you so much , pleaese click my like button, for thiose that have bombed me i will return the love when i level up
140 Likes Needed For Bratt
Please like her she needs 120 likes to level, thank you
2500 Likes And A Rockstar
Getting 2500 likes with one Rockstar isn't easy but it can be done!! I will give you a few pointers on what you can do to acheive your goal and hopefully not have to buy a second Rockstar!!   Pick a busy day!!  Friday nights seem to be the busiest in my opinion.  Saturday evenings aren't bad either.  If you can do it on those evenings, you will have a better chance because more people will be online! Work on getting likes through the day: Leave profile comments for people (profile not status so you leave a like button behind) play FuLotto download music videos  download new pictures  Post a new status often - like every 15 to 30 mins if you can! Vote on songs (not the battle of the Bands, just songs) But you don't want to get pimped any more than twice unless you are willing to reset your ability points to be able to be pimped again.  (I recommend not at all just in case you have to run a second Rockstar!!) You want to be able to be pimped 4 times during your Rockstar!!
please like my friend he needs 5000 likes thank you
1000 Likes For Jason Please
please like Jason he needs 375 more likes to level thak you
‎- Like For A Sex Application (inboxed) ♥-
Before We Fuck I Would:[] Rip Your Clothes Off [] Turn On Some Chris Brown [] Tounge Yhu Down [] Feed Yhu Strawberrys ;) [] Suck&Bite On Your Neck [] Tell Yhu To Keep Your Clothes On [] Who Said We Were Gonna Fuck ?!??If We Fucked I Would Do Yhu In This Position:[] Doggystyle [] 69 (; [] Missionary [] Upside Down Lmao ;p [] All Of The Above ;) [] Fuck You Till You Tap Out. We would have: [] Rough Sex [] Nice & Slow Sex [] Sweaty Sex [] Quickie ;) [] Long Exhausting Sex [] No SexAfter Sex I would: [] Tell Yhu To Make Me A Sandwich ;) [] Cuddle In Bed [] Wait Till I Get My Energy Back To Do It Again ;) [] Tell Yhu To Text Me [] Tap Your Ass As Yhu Get Out Of Bed
Like The Flowers
The flowers have all withered, and gone away. I have gone astray, once again. To be tormented by your words. The sky is dark tonight, and now your outta sight, and out of mind. Like the flowers you to are now gone. I still wonder why, you said goodbye, guess you didnt like the truth. you have caused so many tears, cant even look in the mirror. Played a fool once again, now time for the pain. as the rain begins to fall. I hope your happy, I hope i cross your mind, and haunt you for what you did. but time for me to say goodbye, cause there is nothing left to say.
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please like him he needs 3700 more likes:)
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5000 Likes For Tiger Goddess Lady
she needs 5000 likes please ,please like her , thank you
Like An Electric Shock-like
Lin Rongsheng noncommittal nodded his head, he Mercurial Vapor Superfly walked into the room to hand, lost my backpack off his black T-shirt on the bed. His sudden move to scare the Yin Shangqi. You ... you want to do? " Lin Rongsheng took off his black T-shirt, naked upper body, from his backpack, grabbed a set of clothes. "I want to take a bath, the bathroom will have hot water?" , The faucet was opened there will be hot water. "To see his naked upper body, Yin Shangqi face turned a little fever. He took the clothes to the door, to Mercurial Vapor Superfly 3 stand at the door is still Qi said: "borrowed." The face of the half-naked Lin Rongsheng her somewhat at a loss, she thought of panic anxious step back. However, apparently retreat fast enough, because Lin Rongsheng Qijin body, slightly grazed her body. Like an electric shock-like, she went, back to a panic, said: "Take your time to wash it! To return to his room." Finish the sentence, she Piantao also like to hide in their own r
"like A G6." ... What Is A G6
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The Liken-angelking Desent
so it all started in heaven above land of fu i was searching for a new way to express my self so i flew so low and scouted a nation called 1 nation i landed  being a german prince i seen the people of 1 nation clubing so i entered the lounge they were cool my friends were all i natlanta center of heavens main gates i was club i was kid. i spoke flows i spoke charm yet the queen of 1n was so understanding of my noob education she hid me in the 1n basement i meet meneka who had a teepee i tip toed with her yet she always closed the flap lol i hid in my room stating 1n is the best place to hang then i made new friends and learned howls to fu i spoke to many in ryme they often would wonder dose he  or dose he not like females atleast they wondered they had too its just i dont talk shit nor do i get upset but to say the least they never knew i was a rl german prince of fu and germany and american royalty i am shcic from the cult being german i am ready to defend father germanys homeland and
Wearing a bra, taking a pic, posting it on fu, and buying a happy hour.. will definately get you 25,000 likes
Like Everything In Life Funny
Lmao stole this from a friends page!!! Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it's the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that's "Silent But Deadly" for you prudes). It was about five years ago. I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. That's when I met my husband, Rob. On our first date, he booked the next two. He liked me. I liked him. Things were looking real good. He picked me up in a Cobra, Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. I'm not shallow, but since I spent most of my twenties picking men up because I didn't want my hair to frizz in their non-air conditioned jalopies on 3 wheels and a 15 year old spare, I welcomed his fancy sports car with open arms. We
Like It Or Not It Happens
Ok so everyone has problems and I mean everyone (if you say you dont your a liar) life gos on whatever but u know what this world fucking sucks balls big whale balls you lose friends you make friends your friends fuck your brother other friends just plane fuck you over they mess with ur head they tell you their there for you they say they love you but they end up backing out on you they make shit up or believe what everyone else tells them they dont mean it when they say they love you needless to say this life everyone lives everyday for the rest of their lives is fuck up. well it seems that when your thoughts arent on anything positve you will have negitve things happening because the univervse thinks that you want bad stuff in your life soo thats what you will get but if you change your thinking as in thinking positve you will change the frequncey of what you send to the universe. What I'm trying to say is your thoughts plan out your whole life you can choose how you want the rest of
  Like A Waterfall
  Like a waterfall   Like a waterfall... Powerful and strong! Neverendingly flowing. Loud and proud, Yet gentle... Free and spontaneous! And the pool below... Deep and exciting. Cool, but warm. Crystal clear! I can see The colors below... Standing out Against the soft, gray sand. Like a waterfall, Your love...
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Like A Angel
Like an angel turning dark to lightYou come to me in my dreamsYour caresses in a lonely nightBringing kisses bittersweet, yes kisses bittersweetBringing kisses bittersweet makes me feel betterBut it's not realI'm in love with youYou are all I needI dream you put your arms around meAnd set my spirit freeI'm in love with youYou mean all to meI've been longing for you lovingAnd hoping you will seeI'm in love with you...
Liking It
Cherry is turning out to be awesome!!! Still workin on few thing's though. I'll get this sh-t down,,,Latess
Liking Inside And Out????
What is and what is not attractive is defined personally but society does play a role. It is very interesting to me because with this subject matter we all define what is and what is not attractive, differently. But as most of you know, what you find attractive now will most likely change as you get older and as you go through different stages of your lives. One thing that is very interesting is that we all tend to follow "social norms" when it comes to attraction. For example, if the majority of girls in high school think the quarterback is attractive then other girls will tend to think that way. George Clooney has been around for a very long time, why all of a sudden do we all think he is attractive? Sure he is a good looking guy, but he has always been a good looking guy, so what has changed? Because, he is now popular and we tend to follow the social norms when it comes to our perception of what is and what is not attractive. Of course there are many of you who disagree and think
Liking (licking) Pussy
I have to say I am REALLY annoyed with all these whores that touch some chicks' boobs in Cancun, then say they are Bi. I knew I have been bi ever since I was born. When I was 5 yo, I would try to peak under bathroom stalls, completely oblivious to the fact that they could see me back. WHen I was 7, my friend and I coerced our other friend to show us her goods. In HS, my friend (who didn't consider herself BI) decided to compare our private parts, which we did. After that we were taking showers and sleeping together almost every night. She was the first person to give me an O, and I had no idea what the fuck happened, besides the point that it felt really good. She said she also thought about women when she was little. So to all these fakers that start thinkin about pussy only when they chug down a gallon of Tequila- Fuck Off.
Liking A Person
I find it easy to tell someone if i dont like the. But have a very hard time telling someone I like them. what do you guys suggest i do?
Liking This Tip
If you want to 'like' more of your friends and less random people, go to and choose the 'fsb' style page rather than the page you're currently using. it'll take some real getting used to, but when people show up in your feed, you can 'like' them right then and there.
Idon't know if people have noticed or not but I have. I click that LIKE button for every new person that pops up on my screen. IS it really that HARD to click a button and LIKE someone back. It takes less than a second. How the hell can you not like people back. ITs rude uncalled for and Disrespectful.    Yes I realize  that we miss a few here and there. But Ive liked over a 1000 people just today and i have 100 likes. like 10 percent of people click the button.   Think about it.
i hate when you have so many people liking you and you try to like them back but you can't cause they have it set only friend's can send them like's to me i would say add the person that you're liking so that they can like you back
Lik Me ..i Mean U Like A Lollipop :p
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A Lil 411
Whats up all? I got umm 4 friends on this list? lol...But I just wanna state a few things here and get it out the way with because im not gonna be doing constant blogging about my feelings like a journal anymore. Like it says on my about me Im not gonna be excepting just anyones request especially blank requests, to me it just says im a number to them, only exceptions will be some people I already know. I just dont wanna get in the game nomore here. Imma rate and shit but Im not gonna risk getting fucked over more and meeting more psycho courtney love bitches like I always do. Lol...I REALLY didnt wanna delete again and people know I didnt, it wasent out of something small this time for those who already know what my past week has been like :( BUT here I am refreshed and ready for the world. Peace to all... Jay
A Lil Advice?
God I have no idea what I should do. A friend of mine is being led on badly. I have no idea if he knows or he doesn't. I want to talk to him about it but I have no idea how to. What if he doesn't know? How can I tell him the girl he loves is just leading him on? Im so lost. Any ideas or comments please tell me, it would be greatly appritiated. It always gets me so sick to my stomach everytime I see him follow her like some love sick puppy....please help love and kisses fallen
A Lil About My Sis And Her New Bf
guess how she met this guy? the net. he came over to see her one day and they was already makin out and shit. a few days later he came and stayed the night. after only seein him once before! she went to his house for about 4 days and a few days later tells us that she thinks shes prego! alright i love my sis but how fuckin stupid can she be? now hes tryin to get her to move to west virigina with him and his mom. shes foreal thinkin about doin this and she aint known him but a month! how the fuck is she gonna jus move away from me my other sis and our mother! she already has one lil boy who we all love to death. how the hell is she just goin to take him outta our lifes like this? she says she'll visit but it wont be the same. they have lived with us practically their whole lifes. seein him once a month aint gonna do it. and the one she may be havin may never even get to really know any of this side of its family if she does this shit! it just pisses me off knowing she doesnt even care.
A Lil About Me....
I will open up to you and do anything I can for the ones I care for but don't fucking lie to me or play me for a fool or be a fucking hyprocrite or piss me off because you WILL not win. I can be the evilest cunt you will ever meet or the nicest bitch you will ever get to know. Like I said Karma baby 3 times it will bite u in the ass in the end. I have no time for drama or games...take it elsewhere. Just a little advice for those who don't know me.
A Lil About Me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Amanda Diane Birthday: Feb.20/1974 Birthplace: Sarnia Current Location: Sarnia Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Brunette Height: 5'6' Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Your Heritage: French-Canadian The Shoes You Wore Today: Strappy Sandals Your Weakness: Cute Boys :) Your Fears: Anything Happening To My Children Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Green Olives, Extra Cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get My Estithician Certificate Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol (Sigh It's Habit) Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG!! Its 630am Already Your Best Physical Feature: Legs Your Bedtime: 11:00ish (I Need My Beauty Sleep) Your Most Missed Memory: My Mind Pepsi or Coke: Neither Thanks MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends On What The Kids Want...Neither If Its Just Me Single or Group Dates: Both...;o) Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mmmm, Any Iced Tea Please!! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate With Caramel Sauce Ca
Lil About Me
I get asked a lot about why I only date black men. To me...there is ABSOLUTELY nothing more sexier than a black man. All those beautiful shades of brown, the color of his skin against mine, that contrast of black on white, while he makes love to me. I love his mannerisms, his style and even his gracefullness, his soft kissy lips, the respect he gives me, and the attention that he shows me, and the appreciation that he has for me. The quiet confidence that a black man has and how he carries himself, is such a turn on to me. When I walk in a room, my eyes are just drawn to the black man. Mmmmm...a black man just does something to me sexually, physically, mentally and emotionally. It's not something that Im ashamed of and don't have a problem with who knows it. I'd stand beside my black king any day proudly! I want my chocolate, gotta have the kind of chocolate that melts in your mouth and melts in your hands kinda chocolate. The kind of chocolate that just makes me go mmm
A Lil About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Herbert.... Birthday: November 28... Birthplace: Villa Rica, Georgia... Current Location: Winston, Georgia... Eye Color: Hazel, green, gray...depends on my mood,but hazel at present Hair Color: Bald, but black if I had hair.... Height: 6'1..... Right Handed or Left Handed: Right ...... Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: Wut shoes?..hahaha Your Weakness: Sweets... Your Fears: Deep water....I drowned as a child...... Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoni, n xtra cheese!!! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off more debt and get all A's in my classes...... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... Thoughts First Waking Up: Dayum I dont wanna go to work...... Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes..... Your Bedtime: 12am.... Your Most Missed Memory: My kids... Pepsi or Coke: Neither they both suck equally...... MacDonalds or Burger King: A
A Lil About Me
hi there i don't what ta really say on this cuz i'm really not that good at this sort of stuff but i'll try ta give my best shot k?? alright perfect well hey my name is david and i'm from canada ontario and i'm really not that bad of an dude and very easy ta get along wit as well, i hate life but not life it's self but y does it have ta be so dificult eh? but ya i love my ex and she means the world 2 me but even though she an't here at the moment but i know it may sound stupid but ya well i guess thats me, i love ta play sports i'm very athletic and i'm very energetic and love the sunset and most of all so love the night and the stars that comes with it as well (lik who doesn't love the stars eh?) but if ya don't wanna read any more further then u don't have ta bother wit cuz i know how u would feel lol "it's borin sort of eh? haha but ya any ways befor i bore ya'z ta death i'm gonna have ta leave from here and start it another time eh sound kool?? alright then awesome PLEASE L
A Lil Advice
Things to make you smile...... Always try to help a friend in need Believe in yourself Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes Study hard Give lots of kisses Laugh often Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number Always try to see the glass half full Meet new people, even if they look different to you Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless Take lots of naps.. Be weird whenever you have the chance Love your friends, no matter who they are Don't waste food RELAX Take an occasional risk Try to have a little fun each day.'s important Work together as a team Share a joke with friends Fall in love with someone.. ...and say "I love you" often Express yourself creatively Be conscious of your appearance Always be up for surprises Love someone with all of your heart Share with friends Watch your step It will get better There is
A Lil' Aint' Enough !
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A Lil About Me...
Well... where to start. I'm 29 years old. I live in Kansas with my boyfriend of 4 years, 2 rats (yes they are in our house on purpose) and a small bunch of fish. I grew up in New Hampshire and moved here because I had friends here and because it's a LOT cheaper to live here. I enjoy living in Kansas for the most part and don't see myself moving back to NH any time soon. I have an interesting job as a phone sex operator which I have been doing for the past 3 years and I totally love. I get to hang out at home. Make my own hours. No commute and no dress code. AND I get to cum for a living! Not too shabby if you ask me. Thats about all I can think of for right now but I'm sure I'll come up with more later *winks* (oh and YES those ARE my real pics!)
A Lil About Me
Im A Cali raised girl My folks road harleys long before I was born as did my Grandfather. I grew up with my parents working on maintaining their harleys and doing tweaks on them. I have also done the same would rather hunt fish ride or work in the garage before io went to the mall. Shopping bleck. I do engraving and I make paint and design parts for my harleys. Its therapy for me. I have and am into restorations and can do most i want due to the craft taught to me by a machinist. Also my job deals with why does something not work, I figure out what to cut where and how to make it function again or what thing needs to be placed where on a build. Im a project mgr. I teach classes for fun on PCs along with my sister and i do html code alot. Yeah a regular geek LMAO I ride more than i drive a car is good *smiles* Im off to grab a shot of killer tequilla and take a presunset ride hasta l8trs
A Lil About My Life
A Lil' About Me.............
Someone once said: What goes around comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Love like you've never been hurt. Live like it's heaven on earth! I have been called a B*t*h many times, but I call it being misunderstood. LOL, for real! I am just looking for my place in this world and want to surround myself with good ppl while I am searching. I have no patients to be around fake and phoney ppl; they are my biggest pet pev. Also, I am a single mom, and love just watching my son grow and to try to teach him to be a good man. Hanging out with my crazy friends is awsome; they are awsome, and finding trouble before it finds me, that is not called causing trouble, is it? B*T*HDOM When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a B*t*h. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a B*t*h. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a B*t*h. Being a B*t*h means I won't c
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A Lil About Me
(SECRET ABUNDANCE) THE secret of abundance Strength of confidence , of Attraction Everyday,to grant your urgent desires, and everytime you face a challenge, read alound this Mysterious Secret Messenge ,and then repeat it a second time. Repeat this operation another time in the day : By the powers of the East which have ably mastered all adversity,By the powers of the West , Where there no obstacles to my will . By the powers of the North , Where luck smiles upon me everyday of the year. By the powers of the North , Where luck smiles upon me everyday of the year. By the powers of the the 4 corners , shall smile down and my luck follow . Only Pos is Better Than The Neg .
A Lil About Me ( I Hate These Things Lol )
Well let's see, I'm 29 years old from South Jersey..even though I've spent most my life in Vegas I'll never say I'm from this place. Work advertising for a porn production company, and when I'm not working I'm usually stranded on the internet somewhere. No I'm not intested in meeting new people, or hooking up or whatever you wanna call it I'm already "owned" by nauti_lil_punkin...anyone that has anything to say about that may feel free to take it up with her, but I wish you luck lol.
A Lil About Me
blue october hate me is one of my fav songs cuss it fits me in alot of ways. biggest reason is i hate myself and recently realized why. all the things i did in the military to be here today im sad i had to do. to those that will never understand what the feeling is like to take a life. i will never wish the thought on anyone. for the ones that truly know me know im very soft hearted. it hurts me now just as bad as it did then when i think of what happened. loosing friends holding them while they die. not understanding why a child 6 or 7 years old wanted to blow me up. or understand why im still fuckin here. when i cant understand why the bullett that hit my helmet bounced when i damn well know it shouldnt have. i feel horrible even years later. and every one wonders why i never smile.
A Lil About Me
Hey I have had some people want to know a little more about me and they are also asking if I am real. LOL, Yes I am real, I just cant post full face photo's of myself. I am in a very abusive marriage, no I dont get beat but I do get mentally abused and trust me when I say that is sometimes just as worse as getting beat. Ok I also have had people ask me why I dont leave, It is not as easy as it may seem, I do have childern to think of and I for one do not want them hurt at all. We also have property together and he has threatend that If I divorce him he will take the house and leave me and the kids homeless. He is a very possesive person He wrecked my car just so I wouldnt have something to drive, granted I am getting very tired of his treatment and I am looking into a divorce and finding out what my options are. He has cheated on me and as far as I know he still is, there is no love between us what so ever I only stay because I have no place tp go with me and my kids. There are a coupl
A Lil About Me
A lil about me A survey i a lil about me... 1.)Q. Can you cook? KINDA SORTA 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? PLAYING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? I WISH I COULD LICK MY ELBOW 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? VODKA TONIC, OR YINGLING 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? CORN 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? SOMETHING BY TOM CLANCY 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? GEMINI 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 1 TATTO ON MY BACK 9.)Q. Worst Habit? LAZYNESS, SMOKING 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? IF I KNEW WHO U WHERE AND LIKED YOU YEA...IF NOT THEN NO 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? BASEBALL 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? BOTH...CUZ I GOT SKILL 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? WAIT A LIL BIT THEN WAIT SOME MORE 14.)Q. Worst t
A Lil About Me
1. Although I’m white, I know how to drive 2. I like to be tickled 3. I like to cook although I’m not the greatest 4. I’ve been told that I give good massages 5. Sometimes I snort when I laugh 6. I don’t take that long to get ready 7. I believe in good hygiene 8. When you come home I will shower you with kisses 9. Sometimes when you are aren’t looking I will look at you 10.I’m a great listener 11.I’m even a better kisser 12.My friends tell me I make an awesome friend 13.I can dance the night away 14.I love animals 15.I like wearing boxers around the house 16.I will sometimes kiss your neck to wake you up 17.I will never take you for granted 18.I love to “spoon” 19.Kids dig me 20.I love holding hands and kissing in public 21.I look good in shorts 22.I’m smart 23.I’m funny 24.Sometimes you will catch me singing in the shower 25.You still reading this? Good sign 26.I’m not an Aethiest, nor am I fanatical about religion 27.I try not to wa
Lil About Me
Factor low score high score Gregariousness 58% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 78% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 42% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 42% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 34% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 46% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 66% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 42% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 34% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 86% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 86% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 66% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 86% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 54% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 70% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 90% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tendern
A Lil About Me!
Things about me- This is kind of fun, I'll look forward to hearing back from you. Four jobs I have had in my life: 1.farmer 2.cashier washer 4.potato farmer Four places I have lived. 1. bliss.Ny 2. farmerville,ny 3. Leicester,ny 4. Mt. Morris,NY Four Places I have been on vacation: 1. west virgina 2. ohio 3. Virginia 4. florida Four of my favorite foods 1. chicken 2. strawberries 3. cheese 4. ham Four places I would rather be right now 1. on a vacation with chris 2. with my boys 3. 4. Friends or relatives I think will respond first 1. 2. Copy and paste it into a private message and tell me about you! Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you
A Lil Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
A Lil About Me
well this is my first attempt at a blog lets see how i do lol not much has been happening im my life lately. going through a divorce after being married for only a month, yes you heard right one month, he decided only his career path could make him happy, a lil detail that would have helped before hand lol. for those of you who dont know me let me introduce myself, my name is Rominee (sounds like nominee) im a almost single mommy of one son who will be 7 on oct 5 (cries) they grow up too fast. he is the most awesome thing to ever happen in my life, and is the reason i get up every morning.if you hadnt noticed yes im a BBW and proud of the fact and either you like me for who i am or f... off!!!!!! with that said, im a hopless romantic, passioniate, i love deep long kisses and of courses SEX lol. i work fulltime, and usually relax on the weekends. well i guess thats all for now ill maybe try this again soon if anyone ever wants to chat hit me up on Im or yahoo my id is sin
A Lil About Me
hi people i love to do alot of things like blowing, walking an tha park going meetting people talking to them ,i like going to atlantic city,i like taking picturs of me and my family and friends. i work six days a week installation and repairs,miniblinds, verticalblinds, shades and all other window garments.that is just a lil, about me.
A Lil About Me.
SO WHO AM I? I was born in Ontario, Canada. I moved back and forth between the U.S and Canada for the first 8 years of my life. Living on an Indian Reserve was Heaven and Hell. (my mother is Cherokee and Blackfoot and my father is African-American and Chippewa). I have an Associates degree in Military Warfare and Science. 12 Years Army man. Never married but came damned close. Something about the bride sleeping with the best man the week before the wedding just turned me off to it. Oh well. Can't win them all but damn it feels good to get even. LOL Here are the 20 questions for you. Is this enough about me? 1. Height/Weight/Eye Color? I am 5'8", 215 lbs.(NO I AM NOT FAT JUST CHECK OUT THE PICTUREs), with brown eyes, and a shaven head. 2. Occupation? Workin my butt off!. 3. Ambitions? Just to accomplish my goals that I've set. 4. Children? I have 3 boys. 2 are of blood and the third I am raising. As if that mattered. All three are mine. They are
Lil Angel
how do you not see she is so beautiful so precious yet you turn away act as if you dont care she loves you is glad to see you wants to spend time with you yet you push her away rather go spend time with everyone else never here for her shes such a lil angel id be lost without her i dont knowhow you do it
Lil Angel Poem
Little angel go away, come again another day. The devil has my ear today, I'll never hear a word you say author unknown
A Lil About Me
I logged on today to see I've been called a liar...Just because theres this one female that is really into me...but just because I talk to her doesn't make me ANYONES bf....I belive you can have stronge feeling for someone by talking to them on here or over the phone but you can be in love with someone untill you meet them in person....just because 2 people get along online or over the phone doesn't mean theyd get along in person..I mean if and trust is a feeling that has to devolped over time and probilly longer than a week or 2....I came out here to fun and meet new people and make new friends and see what happens from I looking for the right one ?, yes...but when i find her i wanna take my time and get to know her and not feel smuddered... Im sorry I have hurt anyone feelings with this but this is the way it is
A Lil About Me!
I have come to a major conclusion in my life. I need, not just want, but actually need to be loved. I have roamed this earth for 38 years. I have had more good times than one man should be allowed to have. But then again I have had more heartaches then one should have to bear. Along the way I was married but it was for all the wrong reasons and not about love. I have literally defiled myself trying to fill an insatiable apatite. I have dreams about being happy and being in love but I fear that it's all just that. I want to be loved for who I am bot how good i look or how good I am in bed. I want to held in good times and the bad. I want to be missed when I'm gone. I want to be adored and spoiled. By god I just want to be honestly loved!!!!!
A Lil About Me (read If U Dare Lol)
A Lil About Me To Let Ya In On How I Am
In a writing mood... so here goes. I want to let you all get to know bout me a lil bit better. I was born in VA and still reside in VA. I am a single mom and my son is my world. As a young child I was very shy. Some would say painfully shy. I didn't really come out of my shell til I was in my early twenties. I have been through some rough times in my life. Many not pleasant. I was almost raped at the age of 16. So I have a hard time trusting people. I have been taunted and tormented a lot. Because of how tall I am and other factors. Always made to feel inferior. But, if ya wanna get to know me it takes time. I am a very complicated person. Intelligent and sometimes I play the clown. I don't even know why I am writing this but I just thought I would. I have had much heartbreak throughout my life but I always bounce back and keep trying. Yea, sometimes I get down but I just look at my son and he makes me smile. I was married for about 6 years and well he turned ou
Lil About Me
Hi my name is Chuck i am 6'3" 250lbs i have been a firefighter for about 20 yrs i am a EMT i love to play sports and i have 3 great kids 10/4/and 2 they are my life i am married to a very sexy bi girl that is 10 yrs younger than me lol she keeps me young we love to meet new and exciting people on anf off line so give us a yell never know we could hook up some time
A Lil About Me
Full Name: Andrew Danial Smith Birthday: May 28th 1980 Hometown: Vancouver, Washington Parents: Mauri and Ingrid Parents Occupation: Mom-housewife and mother (hardest job ever) Dad-retired cop then was a school bus driver until he got sick Siblings: Scott 30 yrs old Married?: I was Kids? Ages: Alyssa (8) Pets: just the roomies dog Baxter Hobbies: pool, darts, hanging out, bar hopping with the right people, hiking, fishing, camping First Car: 1974 VW Bug High School: Columbia River High School Sports Played: Football, Track Favorite Toy As A Kid: GI Joes, Tonka Trucks, Tinke Toys, Lite-Brite Favorite Holiday: Christmas Favorite Band: too many to name Favorite Song: Quite a few to have just 1 Best Friend: Jacque Favorite Show: Life On Mars
A Lil Annoyed...
Im going on my 3rd week of class now. I am the ONLY white person there with the exception of the instructor. One woman has been in the same mod for 3months and hasnt passed yet. Well today we took another test, I passed but I was looking at the break down of our grades and something threw me off. Our grade is broken up into 3parts. 40% class participation (homework, attendence, interaction in class) 30% test score, and the last 30% is lab work. Well, normally Im not this anal about things, but Im looking over my grade and see 31% for class participation, and it made me wonder. I do the homework (its stupid not to, Im paying for the class) I answer questions asked in class, I help the others in the class out with notes and whatnot when they're stuck and Ive yet to be late or miss a day. And 23% for lab work. Again I understand what Im doing, the instructor almost ALWAYS sends a student my way to watch what Im doing if they dont understand and the instructor is busy with another stu
Lil About Me
well the long and short of it is i am a very good guy who has gottent he shaft more times then i can count. but i still will no give up lookingfor that one special person. i have to leave wear i am now if u know wear i can get a room let me know. lng horrible story. she was very mean an abusive. i want somthing real someone who loves me an i could love them. i am a nice guy and i dont want to change and damn it woan wll not make me change cause they want to bring medown. i like who i am. what i really need is someone who will celibrate who i am not take advantage i am open for conversations and a lot more hit me up. i am worth the effort. cause i will treat u very well. been told i am goodlooking too hope u think so too lol
A Lil About Me
hmmm so where do I start, how about this: Hello my name is sHorty; I am 4'9, 102 lbs; I have a 5 year ol lil boy. I am happily married and I will be honist and straight forword to you no matter what. I feel that honisty may hurt, but if the truth hurts, then change it. My life has had its hard times and I have had my fare share of screw ups. I personaly do not have time for people who like to start dramma, act ike a slut or a whore, and deffintally no time for high school games. So if you all on any of that YOU GOTS TO BOUNCE!!! I love helping people and I always have an open ear for any I work as a Privet Home Health Aid and I also run a daycare on the weekends. I am a loving, caring, honist person.
A Lil About Babiev
Lil About Me.
God, My Family, and my Top Dogs love me and thats all that matters. I love life and I love to party, If you got a problam with that then look the other way hater I'll blind ya. Im real and I love being me, I an't got nothing to hide. Just ask me. By the way Im a party D.J. If you have an event and your in Georgia just call me on my cell 678 943 2735, ask for shortkut.
A Lil About Me
I am a submissive woman...I find pleasure, joy and fullfillment from being submissive to another in a loving realationship.I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm veiws and a clear concept of what i want out of my life.I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength.I look to my loving master for guidnace and protection, for never am i more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind and my soul with his strenght and wisdom.Only in serving him do i find comeplete freedom and joy.His punsihments are harsh, but i accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best intrests alsways foremost in his mind.If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that i have brought him happiness.However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one of the facet of any realtionship.My body is his and if he says i am beautiful then i am.If he says i am his princess then i am that
A Lil About Me
I'm a single mom of three kids not counting my pets as my other children. LOL
Lilac Wine/jeff Buckley
I lost myself on a cool damp nightI Gave myself in that misty lightWas hypnotized by a strange delightUnder a lilac treeI made wine from the lilac treePut my heart in its recipeIt makes me see what I want to seeand be what I want to beWhen I think more than I want to thinkI do things I never should doI drink much more than I ought to drinkBecause it brings me back you...Lilac wine is sweet and heady, like my loveLilac wine, I feel unsteady, like my loveListen to me... I cannot see clearlyIsn't that she coming to me nearly here? Lilac wine is sweet and heady, where's my love?Lilac wine, I feel unsteady, where's my love? Listen to me, why is everything so hazy?Isn't that she, or am I just going crazy, dear? Lilac Wine, I feel unready for my love,feel unready for my love  
A Lil About Me
OK wellfirst and foremost here is a few of my medical conditions that cause me to spend so much time in the hospital,common varriable immune deficiancy,(no not aids this is a genic condition)it causes lung infections, neuro cardiogenic syncopy-causes blood preasure to drop with no warning lots of passing out,chronic asthma,MD MY tendons in the back of my legs never grew-causes bad leg cramps and toe walking,chronic migrins-was hit in the back of the head 20 years ago in a robbery-no i was robbed lol. Now you know a little bit, I love friends and family,lost my sweet Mother in Febuary and yes i am a mommas boy lol. I have been married three times two when I was young then a long one.single now and never know maybe there is a sweet lady that may want me someday, LOVE YA ALL, WALLY THANKS FOR READING
Lil April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
Lil About Me
Name: lisa lynn Birthdate: april 18 Birthplace: N.H Current Location: fucked up flint MI Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Height: 5'6'' Weight: 120 pounds Piercings: ears Tatoos: a few Overused Phraze: bite me, whatever,o well and fuck off FAVORITES Food: chines,home cooked. Candy: resses Number:  69 Color: Purple, Black Anime: none Drink: monster Alcohol Drink: yes Music: 69 eyes, H.i.M, nightwish,amy lee.def leppard, disturbed Movie: iron man 1-3, all the tranformers, the crow. the lost boys,the agvengers, thro. Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes and smile This or That Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds Strawberry or Watermelon: straberry Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea Chocolate or Vanilla .chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee Kiss or Hug:
A Lil Bout Me
my name is mindy and iam 2 sexy and i love 2 party and chill with my gurlz
A Lil Boy
A lil boy walks past his parents bedroom. He looks in the keyhole and says to himself: "And that bitch gets mad at me for sucking my thumb??????!!!!!!!!!!!"
A Lil Bit About Amanda
In case you were wondering here is a lil to get to know me better. *wink* Do you like it rough or sensual? I like it both ways, it depends on the mood and who i am with Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? I need cock, but have experimented with both How often do you like to have sex? Are you busy right now? Is sex a top priority for you? No, my kids are...but when im having sex making it good is a priority Do you have sex face to face with your partner? I love to watch my guys facial expressions, especially when they cum How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Never, too many cooties out there. Getting wild and crazy with ppl i know...well thats different How do you feel about one night stands? Only ever had one, im more a lets do this again kinda girl or they always come back for more How many one night stands have you had? See above What's your favorite position? Doggy
A Lil Bit About Me
-= About Myself =- Name: Sharee Birthday: September 5 How old do you act: 20 Zodiac Sign: virgo Current location: Carrollton Eye Color: Blue/Green Hair Color and Length: Red, mid-back Height: 5'4-5'5 Your Heritage: white Whats Your Middle Name: Janea (ja-nay) Shoes You Wore Today: houseshoes(thuggin it) Your Weakness: LOVE Your Fear: Spiders Have You Ever Ridden A Mechanical Bull: Yes Do You Want To: Again?... hell yea Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Just having fun and hopefully finding the one! First Thought When You Wake Up: Going back to sleep Best Physical Feature: From my face to my ass Best Character Feature: Out going Who Is Your Bestest Friend: My homeboi BEN When Is Your Bedtime: Yeah right Your Most Cherished Memory: chillin w/ my homeboi Ben At the Park...LOL Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi and coke McDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds Single or Group Dates: Either or What Is The Last Song You Sang: Carri Underwood- Before he
Lil Bit Of An Update
Ok here is what has been up with me. Well my mother (yes i know still living with mom how pathetic but if anyone doesnt like that fuck you cause its either be homeless or live with her) had the internet and phone an sat tv ( all through the phone company) turned off cause she has not been staying at the house where I am cause she been staying with her boyfriend an forgot about me. So I apologize to anyone if i have not commented back or anything. The only reason I am able to do this is cause obviously if you seen my pics I have been in AZ since the 10 of Jan an will be here till feb 14. anone last thing if you dont like the spelling or grammar them kiss my hind end cause i can care less right now. and thank you for those who understand Russ
Lil Boy
A few weeks ago i felt a bump on my little 2 years old son head, just right above his hair line. I blow it off as an in-grown hair ,but last night i felt it again and it seem to be bigger. I have a DR appointment tonight to see what it could be Ill keep every one posted ... thanks
A Lil Bit Of Info On Jc
Commitment Type: INMATE Conviction Date: 10/06/2006 County of Conviction: GASTON Service Status: ACTIVE Sentence Status: ACTIVE Projected Release Date: 09/13/2007 Sentence Begin Date: 11/07/2006 Actual Release Date: Punishment Type: ACTIVE SS Sentence Type 1: DEPT OF CORR DIV OF PRISONS Minimum Term: 10 MONTHS Maximum Term: 1 YEAR He got arrested April 24th 2006 and did 6 months for violating probation plus that above for something else im not going into details right now but yeah itz some shit i fucking miss my juggalo..
A Lil Bit About Who I Am
I enjoy being a bit mysterious but a few things to point out here and clear up...I am a Dominatrix...for those of you who are not sure what that is I enjoy being in control, and being the giver of pain. It's not all about pain but more of a power trip for me. I am in a relationship, no not married, but that doesn't mean I'm going to run around "dating" or meeting others for fun. If you are into BDSM we'll chat...if you are into anything else feel free to chat...I'm not shy, just sadistic hehe. If you are curious to know more about my lifestyle choice feel free to leave me a note I answer questions and if I don't know I will find out.
A Lil Bit About
Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.............It is not the size of a man but the size of his heart that matters.........If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.......
A Lil Bio About Me As The Submissive
Hello girl is 27 years old she lives in Cleveland Tn . she has a 4 month old baby boy who was 2 months early, the dad is not in my life or hardly in the babys life either. my sons name is logan. girl has been into the lifestyle for 8 years but being submissive is who she is and who she has always been. girl has yet to find a Master who can control her completely so she is still looking for that special one who can do that.. girl is not owned but dont know that she is looking either but if it happens it happens , you never know what can happen. girl wants a Master who she can feel His control through His touch. see it in His eyes, Hear it in His voice one who will love her and care for her and treat her the way she should be treated.. girls hard limits as of now are: no scat no animals no dead people no minors no hooks or hanging from skin lol does not like humuliation she is not into poly at all if You want to know more then pls ask
Lil Boys (way Too Cute)
Gotta love little boys.... To all my friends who have sons.....and those who don't..... it seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Lil By Lil
Lil by lil im so proud of myself since I bought this moblehome. ( well rent to own, it will be mine in about 2yrs) It took a while till I finally made up my mind if I wanted it or not, and in the end I think it is what I wanted. And its going to be a learning experience. In addition it will teach me something that has been missing for a long time. Confidence. Without getting into a long story Confidence is something that I didn’t take stock into much, or I would tell myself it’s too much to handel. Telling myself that I couldn’t do it, or it wasn’t wroth it and in the end id get screwed and learn a lesson that would have been learned a better way. But know, w/this home and its lil by lil fixing here an there, another things that I have to do, im already gaining confidence that I have needed. The 1st apartment I ever had, I didn’t keep it long, an had to move back home for sometime. So the last apartment I had I count as my 1st place of my own. It wasn’t too bad, had a few ups/
Lil Booise
A Lil Bout Me
A Lil Bout Me
i am a 30 yr. old male living in okc oklahoma. i am divorced with 2 kids. they are my lil angels and i love them . i now have a new wife and she is the most wonderful woman a man could ever ask for. i'm not sure how the hell i got so lucky but i thank god for her each and every day.
A Lil Bout Nothing
When it comes to blogs -either I will tend to babble about how I have made some lousy decisions in my life and other than my two girls, my pesonal life tends to suck.... well when it comes to women anyway-LOL. Or when I find something funny I might put it in a blog just for laughs and the occasion things I find interesting will end up here. So check back from time to time you never know what ya may find.
Lil Bit Of Nuttin Honey
A Lil Bit Of Me
Ok sometimes Im not very good at expressing myself...especially when people ask..."what describes...who are you" I hate those ??? so here are some lil bittys to help "describe me"
A Lil Bit More About Me
* . . About You . . * Eye Color:: blue Hair Color:: brown Height:: 5'9" Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: lillythc Favorite Band:: my chemical romance Favorite Movie:: brotherhood of the wolf Favorite Show:: Law and Order Your Car:: silver ford taurus Your Hometown:: Ellwood City PA Your Present Town:: Ellwood City, PA Your Crushes First Name:: Keith Your Grade:: graduated from high school Your Style:: shorts or pajama pants and t-shirts or tanks * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: nope Kissed someone in the rain?: nope Danced in a public place?: yeah Smiled for no reason?: not really Laughed so hard you cried?: yes Peed your pants after age 8?: not that i can think of Written a song?: yes Sang to someone for no reason?: yes Performed on a stage?: in high school Talked to someone you don't know?: yes Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes Made out in a theatre?: no Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yes Been in love?: yes * .
A Lil Bout Me....
Lil" Bossie
Tonight and one night only, Lil Bossie will be at the Wendy Williamson Auditorium In Anchoreage Alaska and the after party will be held at Al's and guess who will be in the mist of the crowd "Me" i will be front and center so if anyone can't make it to the concert be at the after party.
Lil Boy At Nude Beach
LITTLE BOY AT THE NUDE BEACH A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
A Lil' Bit Of Workplace Humor..........
A lil' bit of Workplace Humor.......... or maybe resentment? You know those "motivational" posters some managers like to display on their wall? Well, here's one you can print out to put in your work station. Make sure you point it out to your boss. You'll either get a chuckle or get fired: Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs. If you give
Lil Bit Bout Me
Lil Bit
a lil bit of love goes a long way sunshine in ur morning and britness in your day a lil bit of caring showing and sparing your actions speak for you your lite shines right on thou a lil bit of emotion can put even the deadest heart into motion a lil bit of heaven is what you are with love like urz ill never be far just look inside ur heart , and their i will be waiting and loving U 4 eternity G.K 9-5-06
A Lil Bit Bout Me
well i figured i would talk a lil bit bout me and let everyone kno a few things bout me that no one might of not known...well for starters i am bi just in case no one caught on to it have 3 wonderful lil boys and a wonderful fiance that i love dearly. i am an outgoing person that love to party ...but only when my kids are i love to talk no one can get me to stop. i like to meet new ppl and hang out with them when ever i can. and i have to put this down cuz i love it. i love when i get rough. it is my main thing. i dont kno why but it turns me on in a way. lol.. ummm and my best feature on my body are my breast. yes they are huge and are a 42DD. i love them but then they can be a pain in the butt sometime. i like to have ppl come over to hang out and chat bout alltypes of things. and i aint way now how..i tell ya like it is. and i am kinda of mouthy lil biatch but that is the way i am i got it off of my that is enough for now just th
A Lil Bit Bout Phil
Phil Anselmo AKA Philip Hansen Anselmo Born: 30-Jun-1968 Birthplace: New Orleans, LA Gender: Male Race or Ethnicity: White Sexual orientation: Straight Occupation: Musician Nationality: United States Executive summary: Former vocalist for Pantera Ex-frontman for Pantera. Uses the name Anton Crowley as his name in band Necrophagia. Pantera Vocals (1986-2003) Down Vocals (1991-) Risk Factors: Heroin
Lil Bout Me
Ok so im new to this site ....but a lil bout me im a 22 yr old jamaican and puerto rican originally from Bronx, Ny..but now live in Gainesville, Fl.... i have a three year old son which i loveeeeeeeeeeeee to death....and im just a cool, down to earth, layed back person...i like to meet new friends and love to get at cha gurl..mwahzz!!!
A Lil Bout Me!
My name is Tracy aka Trae. I live in Nashville, TN and Calvert City, KY. I am a business owner and a musician. I am totally into the hardcore PUNK scene and also heavy metal and screamo. I love any kind of music that expresses inside feelings except for rap. Rap is completely and totally useless and meaningless unless you are drunk and at the club. If this offends you, then take your ass somewhere else. I am a true musician. I don't need a computer to make my music!!! Get a life dude and grow up!!! Anyway, HOLLAR!!!!
A Lil Better
well things are getting alil better for me. for one i'm talking to this really great guy. he is a friend of one of my other friends. he makes me laugh and smile and just makes me feel happy. my lil girl likes him too. everytime i start to think about him i cant stop smiling. we've been talking for about a week and a half. and we can talk to each other for hours on the phone, online and in person. he just makes me feel good about myself.
Lilbama Needs Love
15,000 for a VIP giveaway Give her some luvin!
Lil Bit Of Me
unable to sleep I find myself writting.. Time To Get Out? full force ahead my mind makes me, my dreams drag me Never forgetting about yesterday always holding onto tomorrow only pausing for today to take it all in. At times my skepticism halts me in my tracks. I question my movements. I listen to your encouragements. Was that disapproval I heard though? Or is that my heart beating so hard? Quietly I stay not talking to anyone like I am invisible taking it all in. feeling conquered as I cower in my corner. Convincing myself I like it here. Close my eyes. Trying not to think. Just believe me I am not strong. Why do you not understand? I can not explain I don't have the words. I can live in my fantasy it's the easy way out. Leave me be and live here with me. Don't remind me don't open my eyes stop asking why! Frustration will only set in. No I do not want to know this isn't the way. I need to let myself see I am only here and doing the right thing. What do
Lil Brothers :)
A Lil Bumed
well its gettin near x mas and i only have one gift under my tree. I know my fu friends and fu family have been to my pg and seen the tree. i show love to all and time is ticking and i get love from only one. :( not cool
Lil Bit Of Snowfall Today....
Well, the first today of my midnight shift period, and I end up not making it in! My thinking was that I was having such a good weekend (actually Sonday was great) that I did not want to ruin it going to work. That, and I had very little sleep from Saturday to Sonday night. Also figuring in my vacation days were just renewed, and it all lead me to taking the night off. I will be in tonight. Perhaps even called in early for a 12 hour night. There is a little bit of snowfall today. it is kind of pretty actually. I was just watching narnia for the first time. I usually do not get into Disney movies, but this one was very good. I find something else comical about Disney though. Each preview I looked at on the disc was being called "the next big adenture" from Disney. About 3 previews in a row was being hailed as the "next big adventure." Could Disney afford to be a little bit more original than calling everything the "next big adventure?" A friend and I had l
Lil Bit Of..
these were on my myspace and i figured i might as well post them here...i dont care if you care or not :-P but you should!!!
A Lil Break
So just moved into my new apartment.... sorry i havent been online much but until i get things into its place i just dont feel like i can rest... things are crazy with my mother intown also...and my kid...i missed him but wowzers hes gotten louder.... but yeah dont have alot of time to sit here just wanted to take a quick break and maybe put up an update for those who care.... i will t2yl
A Lil Buttsex Is Always Good Lol
Let me introduce you too one of the most dedicated Levelers on Fubar. Shes leveled thousands on all levels and is always willing too help her friends in any way she can whether it be a level up or bombing a contest and she never ask for anything in return. Shes approaching GodMother so lets all show her page lotsa love and help her get there. Shes got lotsa pictures and stash too rate. If shes not a friend you wont regret adding her. ♫LilBamaGirl♫
A Lil Brother
A Lil Brother damn ya can work a nigga nerves, but we love when ya do it, it shows you care A Lil Brother someone we can guide and try to help them grow, tho we gotta let them grow on their own A Lil Brother he who looks up to us even when we're wrong so now we gotta do right A Lil Brother can hold it down by himeself but if he gets his big brothers involved ya niggaz done A Lil Brother so damn bad but yet so innocent cause all he know is violence and pain A Lil Brother who's pain is never to great for me or any real brother not to feel A Lil Brother Big P you are the true definition but you already know, because my lil brother aint so lil no mo
A Lil Bout Me And Leaving Love
a lil bout me from my about me area Make on Snapvine | Copy This and letting you know I'm leaving love behind Make on Snapvine | Copy This
Lil' Bout Me...
Money (All money is good money), Sex (See; About Me), Music (All kinds, but Bone Thugs is fav), Food (Italian, Soul, Mexican), Movies (Action, Suspense, Thriller, Comedy), Poker (No Limit Texas Hold'em), Pool (8-Ball), Cars ('63 Impala, '69 Camaro, & '72 Charger), Bowling (The drunker the better), Internet (Fubar, BoneThugs420, & Pogo), Working (As much as I can), Drinking (Smirnoff Ice: Triple Black), Smoking (Cigarettes & Mary Jane). - P.S. I do not drink "Beer" (Alergic), "Soda,Pop,Cola" (upsets my stomach)!
A Lil Bit Of Me...
I bite your shoulder and you scream I feed visciously on this dream emotions swirling whirling all around, heat, passion, pain, flowing down and around like an angry summer rain You clutch me harder to your being grasping, moaning, moving all from me twisting, turning, plunging in, deeper, harder, faster I spin more, more, I cry within a moment you deny leave me aching, begging, needing more suddenly u release and unsatisfaction fills me
A Lil Bout Me
Lets see. I'm 19. Will be 20 on Dec. 27th. I am happily married(sorry boys and girls). I have an 8 month old daughter and am halfway thru pregnancy number two-this one is a boy. I live at the beach. I surf--well I did until I became pregnant lol. Umm hmm...I used to wrestle and manage other wrestlers for my brothers wrestling org. After I have this baby I hope to get back into it.
A Lil Bit About Me And How I Ended Up In A Wheelchair.
Hello my friends, here is a lil bit of my story. All my life I wanted to become a pro wrestler growing up I watched al of the greatest wrestler's of all time from Hulk Hogan to Ric Flair,Sting and the list goes on and on...I was raised by my grandparents I never knew who my real dad was until I was 12 years old, I had a great child hood from what I can remember, well after I met my real dad at the age of 12 I would spend alot of my time with him....When I was 15 1/2 I found out about a local wrestling promotion in Portsmouth Ohio where I used to live called (Superstar Wrestling Federation) and I knew few people who was apart of the promotion, I got talking to the few people that I knew and they helped me get my feet in the door at the age of 16 I started training and working out it was really hard to learn all of the moves and how to land right I couldn't even to begin to tell you how many times I hit my head on the mat and it hurt like hell, I thought like alot of you, I thought it
A Lil Bout Me
For those who wan’t to know a little about me !! Im a lost soul i know their is a god and i belive in jesus but i have lost a lot and don't understand even more then i've lost i have lost two kids and both my parents to death not an easy road to start at nineteen but it happens i know have my wife and my daughter they both love me and help me as much as they can through the rough time's and the good time's i don't have much of a family other then them everyone is caught up in their own lives and i'm not a very social person and i like it the way it is i have no real friends i guess i dont belive in them they always ar out for something when they say their your friend i'm getting back to what i love beside's my wife and kid and that is my music and art i don't care what people think about me or what i do and dont think about other people and what they do if i talk to you then i except you to a point and if i dont then you fall in the everyone's is equally worthless category so
A Lil Bit Of Nothing
break away, spread the game, it aint safe for you me i take it anyway, southside, midwest, grand chirp get'em boi, hot style pimpin out old school, let loose lether seats, woodgrane 22's put so much on the dash, now they cant afford to take it back, ruff ridn down I-90, headbangin ears ringin, gurls neck breakin, red light, corner street, hustle night, til the gas drop's, hit the store fill the tank, lets do it all over again
Lil Bro's Graduation
i just found out President Obama will be doing the commencement address for my little bro's graduation in May. Cool.
Lil Bout Me
i would like if more ppl would view my profile. i am nice but if get me mad it is an whole other story. so just dnt talk shit to me or say any thing dumb
Lilbit About Me
       I am in the process of divorce. My spouse and I get along better as friends then we did as a couple. We both have met people that we love and care about to which live out of state.          I am temporarily staying with my parents and looking for work to save up money to move to the state in which my current love resides.I am very happy and I love him deeply.      I like to be social and meet ppl but for me this is just for online. Although I am sure there are many of you folks out there that are very nice. I am not interested in meeting in person. Nor trading sexual content or information of any kind.      I was raised most of my life in Missouri and hate living here lol. I am a fun, loving, and caring person. Don't step on my toes, and I wont step on yours...I may be sweet but if not respected, i tend to get pissy. LOL.  
A Lil Bit About Me
IT was just to much for my profile page....I liek to keep things like that clean and simple :) TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - Name: JeniBirthday: are you kiddign me....April 21, 1980Birthplace: Beale Airforce Base, CaliforniaLocation: Central Valley, Ca....soon to be back on the east coast...I move entirelyt too much...I know Brandi I need to pick one Color: Blue/Green....piss me off and they get a yellow tint on top of the other colors. Hair Color: *deep breathe* Really really really really really dark brown :DHeight: 5'7" I AM NOT VERTICALY CHALLENGED!! I am tall enough to poke you in the eye :DRight Handed or Left Handed: Righty tightyYour Heritage: My father is Puertarican and Scotish my Mother is Cajun....yeppers she is.....yeah i have a HIGH alcohal tolerance :DThe Shoes You Wore Today: Cleats and flip cleats....lolYour Weakness: CHEESECAKE hands down....LMAOYour Fears: Clowns, Spiders, Midgets (any one under 4'11") Your Perfect Pizza: The Bran
Her eyes could speak,But not a word did they say.They touched my soul,In only her special way. They captured my thoughts,And put them into words.But from her eyes,Not a sound was heard. They spoke of her beauty,Never uttering a sound.I couldn't look away,My own eyes completly spellbound. When someones eyes can say so much,Something so special to see.It makes me smile on this day,They chose to smile at me.
Lilboops Auction Thing...
You know what blood, be my number one home-boy and bid and stuff, otherwise i'll be all like emotionally scarred and have to get a social worker and stuff and all sorts of shit like that.
A Lil Bout Me
Hey all! Wanted to introduce myself, new to FuBar... have heard about it and finally decided to check it out. I'm Gabby aka Boo Boo Bear..Living in the Fla and loving it!! Have 2 beautiful girls who are not with me at the moment, wish that they were but kinda tough when they are in a different state.Don't want to get too much into that though, will bring tears to my eyes. Have a wonderful man in my life who takes care of me and spoils me every chance he gets, which is a first. For once in my life I am super happy and have been waiting on this for a long time. My past is riddled with bad choices and really bad boyfriends who treated me like shit! But, I will write more later... keep checkin out my blogs! Always love to write! :p
Lilboops Told Me To Make A Blog So I Can See Why I Am So Clueless As About What Is Going On With The Blogs Sooooo Here It Is!
huh???? peace baby
A 'lil Bit About Me
First of all I'm trying to get into college. For either game design, singing, or acting.I'm trying to get into a band as a vocalist. Kinda trying to teach myself screamo. But it's really hard. I'm trying to get a guitar and learn that too.I have a cheapy game maker that I'm making a hentai dating game on. I'm teaching myself so it's been interesting.I draw. Anime. Horribly. But I do.I write. Stories, songs, and poems. Stories are always unfinished ideas. Like right now I have a choose your own adventure story idea going. I hope to push myself to finish this one as long as people play. My songs and poems don't rhyme unless they have to or I think of something clever. My songs are usually "emo woe is me" lyrics about my exes and life in general. I love watching movies and reading. Fantasies, romance, comedies, high school stories. I'm what some people call Pansexual. Pansexual is when you like both male and female equally and have no preference. Whereas Bisexuals would rather be with o
A Lil Band Called Grim Dylayn
Grim Dylan is a band formed in a small town on the country side of Asheourne in the peakdistrict of the UK. You have Suki with her amzing vocals and hard smash in your face bass style that lets you feel every word she is belting out!!Then, there is Vicky on guitar. Her style of play matches her grunge/punk look that she has made all her own with uniuqe mohawks and colorfulhair dyes.  Last, but not least the one and only RO on drums belting it out on a 5 piece set better than any punk drummer has in a very long time.When i heard these young ladies(all in there 20's), I was blown away with the way the conducted themselves.  The sound they produced took me back to when i was in highschool...still fucking around and having fun. They allow one escape the world for the time you are listening to them. Instantly i had to share the sound and sent the tunes to all the DJs and friends.  All have become instant fans of Grim Dylan.For bunch of ladies still so young to hold so much talent and recrea
A Lil Bit Of Rambles Of The Starting Of Many Pieces
If I could turn back the hands of time-I would collide your world with mine.  A place of passion-never ending satisfaction. Where time stands still-never moving till we've had our fill.  Absolute temptations-Transcendental expectations  Step into the realm-If you don't feel overwhelmed.  A world of unparallel lust-Cultivating desires. Bitter sweet & twisted dirty little lies, You can see them all within your eyes...No point to try & hide...Your secret you can no longer deny..   Open yourself to the passion within. Its time to sin. No longer closed eyes. no longer living in lies. open the mind. release the desires.    as my body shivers & shakes. Im unable to regulate. The sins are starting to win. Taking over my prescious skin The touch of fire unleased my desires. 
Lil Brother
So here i am reading about my lil brother , he's talking about going into the army , the Australian army i mean ..  i'm scared just thinking about it ..  he's 22 and i guess hes all grown up but he will always be my lil brother ..  and i don't know where he got this idea from ..  i don't know if i should tell him not to ... cause maybe if i do he'll want to go in more ..  i just can't stand the thought of losing him ..  him putting his life in danger ...  why lil brother why .. ?    I love you so much .. my heart would break so badly if anything happened to you ...  you could never be replaced.. 
Lil Bit Bout Who I Am
You never know who takes the time to read a blog. If no one does, thats ok, if 1 person does then amazing! I am non judgemental - to an extent, im not perfect. I love to watch baseball and basketball and boxing. I am a spirit filled person, I love to make ppl laugh, read, and write poetry. My fav poets are Langston Hughes, Elizabeth Barret Browning, and Edgar A. Poe. My motto in life? " Life Goes On". . and "Learn to be your own friend, you were born alone and will die alone". No, i dont try to depress ppl, I just try to open their eyes to reality. So, thats a bit about me. xD
Lil' Boots - Pet
harlequin-ee no need to explain yourself, I was born to pay for my previous sins good girl goodness, we'll see how she is Why is the world falling in on me? Why is the world cheating on me? Yes, girl to girl sincerity remains, though awkwardly unnamed You never kissed, these girlfriend's lips, a simple choice to fall away Why is the world falling in on me? Why is the world cheating on me? Why is the world cheating me? you won't see that, you won't see me you won't see that, le magic bad magic, big magic you won't see that, you won't see Why is the world falling in on me? Why is the world cheating on me? Why is the world cheating me? 
A Lil Bit Of Me
Emotion after emotion  coming out on the page ..  colour after colour streaming from my brush  as i get lost in the process of creating something  creating something that comes from deep within my heart    Lost stroke after stroke ...  the paint fills the page  layer after layer ..  becoming more complex then before ..  words holding so much sentiment ...    the pictures allowing me to be vunlerable to the outside world..  As i feel stripped .. of my layers  as others look , judge , and percieve my art    But such is the life of an artist ..  of a poet , of a writer of a photographer..  it's all part of the process ... and it won't stop me from creating that which i find beautiful ...
A Lil Change
So I decided to dye my hair back to brown. Actually its going to be darker then my natural hair color. I really love the red but with how fast my hair grows and with my roots I would have to dye my hair like every other week or something...thats too much work and too much money for me. So anyways let me know what you guys all thing. I'll post a picture eventually.
Lil Country Gal
Just a Little Country Girl Born and raised on a farm in a small West Virginia town, I certainly was not prepared for the fantastic things that have happened to me in the last year. I was a virgin when I married Duane right out of high school. We were everybody's "perfect couple" - he played football, and I was a cheerleader. Duane worked hard for a lot of years, and, last year, got the "big" promotion and was transferred to Baltimore. We had to leave our little town for the first time in our lives. It was very scary, but our minister gave us an introduction letter to a church just outside of Baltimore, and the people at our new church were the greatest - making us feel at home, helping us settle in, etc. As you can guess, I was the dumb little country girl in the big city for the first time - I had never been exposed to all the sex and violence and four-letter words in the "outside" world. Duane and I were about even in the sex department, and I didn't believe peop
Lil Catch Up`
so i got wiv this guy who i loved to bits he keeps commin back wantin me back but i dont ko w i dont think i cud trust him after last time am happy with the way i am right now:) so if u wanna know how ive been doin ask me am back on here for good an am stayin got reall good friends on here i want to carryin on talkin to i love u guys :D:D
Lil Cuz
Lil cuz u was my fam my friend my everything i thought u was alright dat night when it went down but i thought wrong and now ur gone and now iam lost confused dont know what iam going to do next but while u gone all iam going to do is die slowly b/c iam not with u R.I.P LIL CUZ
The Lil Chill Pill...
Its amazing how this lil round white colored pill works. It has the power to make all bad thingies go away. It has made me so much happier. It is quite addicting, but I need it to make all the baddys go away. Her name is adavan. She is so gewd to me. I can't go a day without it. I may not have a woman in my life. but she makes me feel gewd. She doesn't reject me or turn me away. She loves to make me better. No one else wants to deal with a nut like me right now. but she makes me happy. I think I am in Love :D
A Lil Cajun Music And New Orleans Scenes
Lil Cap'n
I despise that I can miss you especially the little things how you made me feel the good and the bad and what we learned from each other It is painful to remember some of the times and still trying to forget -- what I felt can't be turned off with a switch promises that were made could have been modified instead of fighting about lies how dare you use me and throw me away and how you did it left me with nothing good to say but I miss you as a person laughing and being silly get out of my head chasing me with toilet paper cut my leg shaving or the scar on the other side from misbehaving thrown away a love like that before karma and dogma got me on the floor soul wasnt finished with yours and i have to wait to get rest out throwin up on the floor
A Lil Cry
I feel myself slipping more and more everyday into the Darkness Pain and Lonelyness of my past ive tryed so  hard to stay true to all my promises of staying clean  and sober but in the last few days things have been happening and they have left me BROKEN with no will to stay clean and sober im fighting the urges with every ounce of my body soul and mind its just so DAMN tough i tryed talking to a few of ya about whats bothering me its just not enough i really need some help on this Its just so hard on me I really dont want to end up bk on that road in my life but if my fears come to light it might just happen
A Lil Confused...
So I was wondering,how does one know if a man likes her and would like ta date her ?Sometimes I think we r dating and neither one of us know it?  We have been talking and doing "other" things for about 4 and a half months now... but when we talk,we talk for hrs, and we can sit and talk about anything and everything...and omg he really listen to what I have to say.. wierd ik... hes so great, he is so kind hearted... hes never cold hearted to me... even if hes n a bad mood changes fast when we are together..  he makes me excited to b n the same room with him.. my heart jumps when he stares at me.. Im not use to all this sweet kindness... Now I our lil arragment started out as a rebound thing but I think I am truly fallin for him.. Im wanting lose wieght to look pretty again(pretty for him and healthy for me of course) I want to tell him about my day..when he holds me(omg!) i feel so safe.. like he wont let no one hurt me ..I am getting divorce from a real jackass, so comeing from s
A Lil Confused...
So I was wondering,how does one know if a man likes her and would like ta date her ?Sometimes I think we r dating and neither one of us know it? lol We have been talking and doing "other" things for about 4 and a half months now... but when we talk,we talk for hrs, and we can sit and talk about anything and everything...and omg he really listen to what I have to say.. wierd ik... hes so great, he is so kind hearted... hes never cold hearted to me... even if hes n a bad mood changes fast when we are together..  he makes me excited to b n the same room with him.. my heart jumps when he stares at me.. Im not use to all this sweet kindness... Now I our lil arragment started out as a rebound thing but I think I am truly fallin for him.. Im wanting lose wieght to look pretty again(pretty for him and healthy for me of course) I want to tell him about my day..he can make me laugh while we r having sex,its great...when he holds me(omg!) i feel so safe.. like he wont let no one hurt me.. he
Lil Darling
Take my hand, we are in a crowded place, and wipe that look off your face. No more stories, no more games, I'm your father, and I'll take the reins. You cant be trusted, you tell lies, you like it when daddy cries. I love you lil darling, cant you see that? But somehow you went behind my back. The doctors will see you now, come on you have to get it out. I dont wanna live in an empty house. When you were lil, I tucked you in, and prayed that you will be safe w/in. You are all grown up, just look at you now. But I'm getting older, you are wearing me out. They said you will be fine, sometime to heal. Should we name her Abby or Lil? She looks so beautiful, just like you did. Hold my hand darling, I have a secret. Your not my daughter, your mother lied. She dropped you off while she cryed. She said, "Take care of her I'll be back." That was 16 years ago, and nothin back. I took care of you, I helped you grow. Now look at you, you t
Lil Down
I feel like no one cares at all these days i dont know what it is i ffeel vary alone and i guess thats how i am ment to feel ... i dont know and i am listening to stuff i used to and thaink of old perfromances i did its weird its vary weird to remember b4 and wish it could be how it was and i guess i wilkl just have to find a way to feel that wya again .. i dont know i feel let down by almost everyonme round me right now how there not really being by my side when i need it but i guess lessions leard its like things iwth my family not good things with my relatioships not good i think the only friend of mine whos even here for me and lsitening is getting busdy do i am getting lonely but i glas she happy it makes me smile my 21 bday is next week and i had b4 planned to go to vegas but due to my many trips taking too much time off and my bills i wont be going ... not only that but i dont think i will even go out my aunt is b eing evil and she like segrating
Lil Devil Needs Help
Please go here and atleast rate this lovely woman. She is in the sexiest picture contest and needs as many rates and comments as possible even a rate an a comment helps thanks.
Lildevil Pill With Love Frequency
FREE! 3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs 3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones 3 backgrounds DOWNLOAD NOW HERE! FREE! lilDevil Pill with Love Frequency now being distributed around the world! Love is Good for Everybody! DON'T SLEEP! TRY IT TONIGHT! Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth. How do you use it? Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical. Step 2: Listen to the songs a few times Step 3: Download the songs and ringtones to your mobile Step 4: Select the song that you like the most Step 5: Set the selected song as the default ringtone on your mobile phone Step 6: Go out, party all night and get into the groove! DON'T SLEEP!
A Lil Down This Mornin.....
Lil Dragonfly
fly lil drangonfly, safe&fast no need to run from the past, fly lil dragonfly, strong&true even when u don't know what 2 do, fly lil dragonfly, always remember i love u
Lil Devil Made Me Holla!!!
Have you met my fu-owner?? You don't know what you are missing! Go find out NOW!!!
Lil D
Last night someone near and dear to my heart was robbed at gun point. He was working night shift at a gas station. The gunman took his wallet with his drivers license (home address) and money as well as whatever he got from the store. As scary as it is that this person now has lil D's home address and could strike him personally again.... I realize that this situation could have been a whole lot worse. I could be telling y'all about a death right now. The point of this is to take a minute to remind y'all that life is short. It can change in the blink of an eye. Don't hold grudges. Forgive and forget. Hold those you love close to you, and take every minute you can to let them know that they are loved, and to you- they MATTER. To my friends: I want to thank you for taking the time to read this, and thank you for the love and support you've given me over this past year with school and my divorce and all that. As f*cked up as my life feels sometimes- I truly am bles
Lil5683devil Needs Some Help Leveling
Can I Has Your Attention Please !?!?! See this SEXY fu right here.. her name is lil5683devil... Those of you that know her you know she is awesome and those of you that don't know her yet need to.. She is just under 3 million from Godmother and could use some serious help.. She is an awesome girl in need of some awesome people to help her out.. You KNOW what to do.. Go show her some serious fu-luvinz.... Fan her.. Rate her... Add her .. Bling her.. Blast her and let's get her leveled up !!! lil5683devil This Pimpout brought to you by the one... the only... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™.. Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By >^,,^< Pet
Lil Downrator, Check Out His Rating. 5.5 Lol Must Be Hitting Every1
· rorytmeadows rated your photo a '3'! 8 hrs ago His status says some of these ugly girls need a reality check lol alrighty then hes a lil dork lol rorytmeadows@ fubar
Lil' Devil
Little Devil of dream delight, Come share with me this wondrous night; Come share with me your bless’d kiss, Lost in a moment of rapturous bliss. Hold me in your arms, warm and tight. Angelic dreams have taken flight, Lifting me up to ecstatic heights! Oh, Heaven can’t compare to this, Little Devil! Gently I stir in the morning light, Waking to such a lovely sight; The remnants of our sacred tryst. Now that you’re gone, I dearly miss Your touch, your breath with all my might! Oh, Lil’ Devil…
Lil D And Mr John Local Rappers
Lil D And Mr John
who's that new guy thatchu' u love so bad, i know u still think about the times we've had, i'll say fuck that new guy thatchu' think u've found, why would u be callin' while he's not around .. i'm juss sayin' i'll do better .. u think i love well its to late now .. i'm juss sayin' i'll do better ... please stop callin' cause i cant take it ♫ ♥    some of the lyrics
Lil' Emo Icons
A Lil Education On Wicca
Wicca is a common and much older name for witchcraft. The term witchcraft has been defined in different ways. In the past it has most often referred to the human harnessing of supernatural powers for the malevolent purpose of practicing black magic. For this reason, witchcraft, sorcery, and magic are nearly synonymous. Witchcraft is not, however, synonymous with Satanism. Not all witches worship Satan, and in fact most do not believe in Satan at all. Nor do they believe in hell, evil, or original sin. These groups believe that Satan is an imaginary creation of the Christian Church. If they believe in Satan at all they will tell you that the devil is just another Christian diety. They also do not believe in demons, and their deities are considered to be "imminent", or within each of us, meaning that everyone is actually deity. A few groups do, however, worship Satan. During the Middle Ages, witchcraft experienced a great revival. The supernatural became very popular and
Lil' Eddie Is Born!
Good morning my friends, I am so happy to announce that my best friend Shawn and his wife Emily are the proud parents of a little boy. Edward Bradley Corbett IV was born last night at 10:58pm on at Women & Infants Hospital. Just over 6lbs, he and his mom are doing great. I received the phone call this morning from Shawn. I can't wait to go visit my lil' pumpkin today. I will be taking pictures and will upload some to my profile later this afternoon. Congratulations to the new mom and dad! I love you guys!
Lil Flip- Game Over
Music Video:GAME OVER (by Lil' Flip)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
A Lil Fantasy
So I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about step brothers/sisters who hook up. The whole time they were talking about it and how it's kinda "oogie" (their word) all I could think about was how it was kinda...well.. HOT! The thought of having a hot step-brother who is sleeping right across the hall... and teasing him. Walking around in a towel that JUST barely covers me or in one of his T-shirts "got mixed up" with my clothes. MMMMM It just sounds HAWT! Thinking about him stroking in his room...just across the hall from mine. Maybe brushing up against him in the kitchen or sitting a little too close on the couch. It's TOTALLY something I could get into! My panties are wet just thinking about it! So... who wants to be my step-brother? I've got the perfect football jersey ready for the occasion! xoxo Kaycee
Lil Feet
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Lil Fart
Lil Fart This is a tale of a skunk named Lil Fart. How he got that name, oh where do I start? It happened with his father and mother. And it doesnt help he has no brother. His mother, at first, it was a joke And so did their birthing coach. The skunk was named another,however, The name was meant for his twin brother. His twin brother died in the womb. The name was given lil fart Cause thats how his birth was marked. When his mother had him born, That lovely morn. The doctor got him out And the baby let out a big fart. So that is how a skunk named Lil Fart And how the name came to be.
Lil Fun
Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Alwa
A Lil Fun
Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Alwa
The Lil Fireman...
The Littlest Firefighter In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her
Lil Freak Star
A Lil Fun
If one train left your right nipple at 3:45 p.m. traveling 45 mph and another train left your belly button at 4:15 traveling 55 mph, where would they meet? Please diagram and show all your work.
Lil Freestlye Here!!!
Now's a good time to write songs about ya life and the shit thats gone wrong no reason to hide what you really feel inside dont give a damn tell the people what's for real that's how you make it everyday alive put pen to paper heal the pain deep inside and the hurt,scars from a troubled past live,love,laugh till your last.... thats all for now couldnt think of nothing else:)
A Lil Fam History On Me And About Me
I am a man who has been hurt in many ways but does not let that stop him in his tracks. I am in touch with my feelings and talk them out to the one i will love. Currently there is noone in that category at the moment so im stuck putting it here in this stupid ass blog. I was not raised by my "family" but by my grandpa rip. when he passed I learned through the abuse. Mental,shrugged that off, Physical, learned what not to be, sexually, learned and found rage. But I thanked the man called my father for he has shown me everything not to be. Thus one day when i have kids,whether or not they are my own or are, i know what not to do.NOONE should of went through what i went through,but im glad i was strong enough to pull through it all. Yes i want kids my own or not. I want to show them the world and help them through lifes struggles.
A Lil Freestyle
I'm straight hard gutter what up to get ya fucked up. Merrily rarely there will be. What you needing therapy. I'm like way down underground. Out from what you can't even think. I'm more horror to fright in ya. To have to kill ya. Shits unfamiliar i'm cautious like even having a beef. & not be to squash it. From ever started it. Got 'em dumb along with feeling natious. Not wanting no part of this. They unexist get this like having a fiend without a fix. Silly rabbit couldn't catch it. Fuck around & get the hatchet. They ain't shit but some silly fucking tricks. Like no handle along with. I spits it wick talented gift with it. I gets stupid i'm ill with the crazy flow. Oh i thought you know. I'm just a insane dark juggalugga wicked lo. So where does it go. Kicking with the hottest shit. I explode when off in an angry mode. Fuck the shit you rode. I'm an unexempt rhyming lyricist. You act like to never notice this. Combine mixed with a poetist. Insane demonic with my angel. Fuck around &
Lil Freak. Who Is My Daddy?
Freak!!! How??? Questions like this are thrown to me from time to time. Answer it or not, all depends on moods. Self—talker, movie geek, nerdy gamer, etc. Most important of all, I’m fucking easy pissed off. Surely, there is a big F word branded on my butt. What?  Not Fuck, its Freak. Lots people curest and kicked me out of their life. Some of them suggest me to make an appointment with the anger institution. “Ur almost 21 ,but still act like a teenager , don’t know how to control urself and do everything  u want at will” someone said so. And till now, I won’t deny it. U know what. I even have a Tee printed a word “Kidult”. I give no shit wiz the middle finger. Yeah, GO n Fuck urself!!! LOL. Chill. Chill. I’m trying not to bomb anyone. Still on my way to learning.
A Lil Freestyle
Extra extraread all about it the President said something and half the country doubts it my mind’s made up I’m going to jail if i tell the whole truth they won’t let me make bail i feel like a convict society’s too strict it’s amazing explicit rhymes don’t get you time perjury’s popular call a doctor mother of democracy gave birth to a mockery history’s a mystery dramatic conclusions drawn from temporary confusion sink back into the vapor drawing lines on a blank sheet of paper never mind the ubiquitous caper pass it on to perpetrate the plea so often we read and write but cannot see the illa agenda it’s time to amend a two thousand year old document to set the slaves free can six billion agree? turn proper pronouns Us and Them to We? i thought democracy was suppose to be the people’s voice the last election was filled with assholes, they didn’t even give us a choice and now we’re suppose to rejoice? because we&rsq
A Lil Funny...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
Lil Girls...xo
Longing for your little arms around my neck Missin your giggles when I told you to sleep. I turn away from little faces just to blink back tears. Every night is the same, I blast the music to drown out my fears. So detached from reality, I forget about the insanity. I paste a smile on my heart when inside I know there's a frown. You don't know the treasures you maintain until they've slipped thru your fingers. You ask why I'm so lost, why I'm floundering in this blasted sea... I have no real answers, no pretense left for you or for me. I miss your little strawberry kisses, the feeling of dependancy. I envy mothers who've stolen my clock. Do they realize how sweet time is with little hands in theirs/ I'm detached, immobilized, depressurized. Needing you as much as you need me.
Lil Girls
Good Lil Girls go to heaven, bad lil girls go everywhere....Don't you just love bad lil girls?
A Lil Game For You All
Ok lovelies lets play a lil game of mine tell me who wrote it and what its from and whoever gets it first I'll love forever maybe ..... yeah maybe "If we shadows have offended think but this and all is mended that you have but slumbered here whilst these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream"
A Lil' Girl's Wisdom !
A little girl's wisdom > > A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." > > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" > > "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" > > "OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. > > Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" > > The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." > > She replied "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Lil' Green Faerie
You scored as absinthe, you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.absinthe75% vodka67% wine67% champagne67% bourbon63% whiskey63% daiquaries58% beer54% midori50% rum46% what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with
Lil Girl De Cated This Video To Her Daddy!!
Lil Girls...
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride." At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!"
Lil Guy
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY LIL GUY IS VERY MUCH INTO RACING, AND HAS BEEN FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WE JUST GOT THIS EMAIL BASICLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL RACING FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13... HE IS CRUSHED..THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE REALLLLLLLLLY ENJOYS...I HOPE THAT YOU ALL CAN TAKE A COUPLE MINS AND JUST SIGN THIS FOR US SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO STOP IT!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE GET AS MANY PPL AS YOU CAN TO SIGN THIS!!! THANK YOU RENEE Please take a look at this it will effect us all if we don't help out. As of yesterday, all the OEMs had to pull for sale all new youth minicycles and atvs for those under the age of 13...this under order of the CPSC due to lead content of plastics and certain metals. As of yesterday, a dealer or private individual can no longer provide parts or service, to these affected machines, in which there is a possibility that those same parts may contain oil changes, plastic, levers, engine cases, etc, et
The Lil Gunz N Onez
In a world made of names, one may ask, "whats in a name?" In this case, its an assload of irony. The offending party in this case is usually a woman of elephantesque proportions, who feels the need to work "lil" into her name. This is different from a man using "lil", because well, we already knew that. Your typical "Lil" gurl, is either morbidly obese, has a bakers dozen worth of kids, or is a midget. Only one of the preceeding is appealing. Upon meating the "lil whatev" in person, one is struck by the fact that she is the size of a water buffalo, and because her arms arent long enough to reach around the fat to wash her ass, she smells like one as well. In order to properly clean one, she must be hauled on a flatbed to the nearest machine operated car wash, and dumped repeatedly on the conveyor until the machinery either gives up the ghost, or she is ejected sputtering and pink out of the car bay like some grotesque birth scene. In the case of the "lil momma", she is surrounded by
A Lil Girl Lost
This is one of the kindest things you may ever see... It is not known who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service. Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words: Dear God,Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her You will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.Love, Meredith We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return ad
Lil Girls Cry....... Big Girls Say " K.... Fine F#ck You!"
Lil Hoodlum!
It's rough work raising sons. Trying to help them grow into amazing wonderful strong men, when they have such a wacked out role model. But I'm trying like hell! So you people tell me if this was wrong or right. This 12 year old pretty big kid from down the street keeps pushing Preston, who will be 10 in a month. "You can't ride your bike on MY sidewalk!" That kind of crap. So Preston comes to me and asks me what he should do. I respond this way... Preston, you can not let anyone push you around, EVER. I don't care how big they are. If he does it one more time, hit him back. First off don't tell him if he does it again you'll hit him, because then he'll do it on purpose. Second, don't say a word before you hit him back, and third, hit him square in the nose with everything you have, don't hold back! You have one shot at this because he IS bigger. And once he falls, kick him a few times. If you don't set this up now, he'll be picking on you for years to come! Stand up fo
Lil Help For My Son
come everybody please help him out
A Lil Help Here
Thank you Firestar...this is a poem a friend wrote for me:) by Firestar~Queen of Darkness~ Lil Hoochie From DownUnder Lil hoochie from downunder…. Let me tell you a sweet story about the finest, yet the hottest lady living downunder. She so fine that rain will not rain upon her day, But her beauty is well know about the land of the great downunder. Eyes that will burn like liquid fire. Lips that are like morphine, But all men want to dare to her wicked kiss. Story goes…. To lay your eyes upon her beauty is like feasting upon the sun to where You would lose your mind. Lil hoochie from downunder…. She got what it takes to make a man‘s…. Blood boil like hot water on a stove, Heart bursting like firecracker on the fourth of July. She got the sweet alluring sway about her walk that makes…. The men fall to their knees for mercy. Lil hoochie from downunder…. Sweeter than honey upon a rattle snake meat. Hotter than a brewing day upon Texas. Lil hoochie knows what she
Lil Humor..
My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with his word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, he blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children and I didn
A Lil Help Foa Friend :)
Hi AllAnd A HAPPY SATURDAY TO YOUMy Good Friend Jersey GirlWould Love To Level TonightLots of Happy Hours On The WaySo Can We All Give HerA Heap Of FUBAR LUVINAnd Fulfill This WishHere's The LinkClick Clickյэяѕєỳ (Вяїтѕ оŋ Т@ fubarTHANK YOUAnd Much Love To Ya'll:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-DAnodyne
Lil Help
Help my good friend get to where she wants to be fan rate etc etc GODDESS-OF-LIGHT (we will see)@ fubar
A Lil Help Here, Please :)
Hello Everyone ! Im in Mummmmmmkey's (and his dads) contest :) So please rate and comment bomb ! Thanks a BUNCH ! ! ! Hugs n Stuff ~ BAD DD ~
Lil Help While Im Out Please
Lil Help Pls Friends
My friend Drew is in a contest, she needs one rate and one comment only, no bombing allowed...Pls add the holder of the contest as your friend and visit her and give her support...Thanks so much...Here is her pic link...
A Lil Help Please....
~Juicylicious4u~ is in a giveaway...she gets 15 fubucks for each rate and 10 fubucks for each comment so if nothing else at least get in there and drop a rate!! Just click the pic below...thanx in advance!! *KISSES* THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MADAM HERSELF: ¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates@ fubar (repost of original by '¤Ła$Ŧ ♠ oƒ Å ♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ Madam of the sexy Pu$$yCat Playmates' on '2008-05-29 21:18:08')
Lil Hints =]
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
A Lil Holiday Somethin...
I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job.""Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?""Do you want a hand job?"She's a keeper.
Lil Info About Me
Name:Mike Age:21 Current Location:Front Royal, Va Eye/Hair Color:Brown yees/dirty blonde hair Height:6' Ethnicity: white Sexual Orientation:Straight Size of penis/breast: 6.5'' WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age:18-35 Eye/Hair:Dark hair or blonde and green or blue eyes Height: 5'1''-6' Ethnicity:white Body Type:athletic or nice and thick;) What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? chest, ass, eyes, smile EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? boxer briefs Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yup Ever watch a porno? yep Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? yeah Are you into ass smacking? at times Are you a Virgin?nope When did you lose it? 17 How was your first time? it was alright If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? nah Are you an easy O or hard O? hard Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? no How many dates does it take to get into your pants?depens on how we c
The Story Of Lilith Queen of the demons is Lilith, long-haired and winged.1 She is supposed to have been the first wife of Adam. She had been one of the wives of Sammael, but of a wild, heroic and passionate nature she left her spouse and joined Adam. From their union issued the demons or Shedim, who rode about in the world as wicked spirits, persecute and plague men, and bring upon them illness, disease, and other sufferings. Lilith, like Adam, had been created from the dust (Adamah) of the earth. But as soon as she had joined Adam they began to quarrel, each refusing to be subservient and Submissive to the other. "I am your lord and master," spoke Adam, "and it is your duty to obey me." But Lilith replied: "We are both equal, for we are both issued from dust (Adamah), and I will not be submissive to you." And thus they quarrelled and none would give in. And when Lilith saw this she spoke the Ineffable Name of the Creator and soared up into the air. Thereupon Adam stood in praye
Lilith (one Of My Stories)
The room was bare rock and rough wood, the floor worn smooth but uneven. Two flickering torches provided the only illumination in the room. An unnatural-looking being, humanoid but revoltingly so, was straightening the coffin that had been lying on top of the table until mere seconds before. The being, a daemon, appeared irritated that he was being delayed. A man was on the floor, having just been dumped from the coffin-like box he had been laying in, the same coffin that the daemon was still tinkering with. The man just laid there and groaned, naked. The daemon, by this time refilling the coffin with a bloody liquid from a barrel next to the table, gave him a kick to the head to get him out of the way. Another daemon came in, his blue skin in sharp contrast to the rust red belt and club he wore. This new daemon grabbed the still groaning man by the hair and dragged him out of the room. The first daemon continued his task of preparing the coffin, while muttering about not being
The Lady watched the Men and Women, looking thru the eyes of a myriad of Women, children, young girls, mothers, daughters, wives, lovers....all of the Women there were in the World. And She saw that, in many places, the Men had forgotten that the Women were to walk by their side as equals and partners, working as a team, but regarded Women as not-equal, and as possessions. "This must not be," she said. "What shall I do to teach them?" She thought, and remembered that the Fool would teach Men and Women, in His own way, and that Way might work for Her, too. She turned, and was the Maiden, and was in the World. A Man saw Her beauty, and seeing not Her Divinity caught and raped Her. Another took Her, and put Her in chains, and set Her to serving him. In the midst of the night, a band of men broke into the house, killing the slave-maker, and took Her away. They forced Her to serve them as a prostitute, and took the money she was paid for themselves. On and on it went, with humilia
Lilith - The Dark Moon
Lilith is not merely the television wife/ex-wife of Fraser Crane on Cheers or Fraser. Lilith is much, much more. She has made cameo appearances as the first wife of Adam in the Garden of Eden (but dumped him when he whined just a bit too much), as the paramour of lascivious spirits in the Red Sea or the bride of Samael the Devil (both cases of slander and libel), as the Queen of Sheba and Zemargard (i.e. men such as Solomon the Wise do not do stupid things; they are bewitched by seductive women!), and as the Consort of God Himself in fifteenth-century Cabbalism (the latter which was just one more justification for The Albigensian Crusade). But her greatest role seems likely to be as handmaiden to The Great Goddess, Inanna. The earliest representations of Lilith seem to be as a great winged Bird Goddess, a wind spirit, or one associated with the Sumerian, Ninlil, Goddess of the Grain, and wife to Enlil. As the “hand of Inanna”, Lilith was notorious for bringing men from the st
Lil Inuyasha Halloween
Lil Insight For Being An Empath
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of
Lilithav's Celebrity Look-alikes
The Sumerian Goddess Lilith, Eve's dark sister and first wife of Adam, representative of all that is dark, wild, intensely creative and free in human nature, existing beyond the reach of society's boundaries or control. According to the Talmud, Lilith was the first wife of Adam, before Eve. Lilith refused to lie down for Adam in sexual submission, and fled the Garden of Eden. She went to Yahweh (God) and tricked him into giving his secret name, his name of power. Because Lilith now had power over Yahweh, she demanded he give her wings and she flew to the desert. Adam begged Yahweh to send Lilith back to him and Yahweh sent the three angels Senoi, Sansenoi and Samangloph to find her and bring her back. They found her on the banks of the Red Sea, copulating with demons, and giving birth to hundreds of demon children. She refused to return and was told that she would lose a hundred of her children every day if she did not, but still she refused. Adam was given a new mate: Eve. You k
A Lil Info ...
"If you don't bring it with you, you won't find it here", should be the motto of every little Marshall Islands atoll, low-lying Micronesian coral reefs spread like sea shells in a galaxy of South Pacific. Well, not actually "south" South Pacific, the Marshall Islands are more near-equator, half-way between Hawaii and Borneo, both in their geographic location, and in their geo-political mindset. Immediately after WWII, the USArmy began establishing bases in the Marshall Islands, known more famously perhaps for the nuclear testing program at Bikini Atoll. Kwajalein Atoll became the eyes and ears of the military in the Australian hemisphere, currently the most highly developed installation of it's kind in the world. The two huge antennaes nick - named "Altair" and "Tradex" , rotate and gimbel on circular rails, tracking near - earth orbit objects with millimeter precision. As a result, Kwajalein has become the splash-down and intercept launch site for the THAAD missile program, a cu
A Lil Irritated
i have been trying to get with this guy im practly throwing myself at him and i cant even get him to look what is the makes me so mad i know i can give him what he want
Lilith(pagans May Worship Her As A Goddess But Some View Her As A Demoness/vampiress)
Lilith is the most important of a small collection of named female demons in Jewish legend. Historically, she is actually older than Judaism (at least Judaism as defined as a post-restoration phenomenon). Her earliest appearance is probably in ancient Sumer. Although it is far from certain, she may be a minor character in a prologue to the Epic of Gilgamesh. In the ancient world she also sometimes appears in magical texts, amulets, etc., intended to thwart her activities. She appears once in the Bible (Isaiah), in a context that associates her with demons of the desert, and again in some Dead Sea Scroll passages clearly based on the Isaiah reference. We see somewhat more of her in late Roman/early medieval Judaism. She appears frequently on prophylactic magical bowls. In this context, she is clearly associated with childbirth (e.g. as a threat), and perhaps also as a succubus against which men need protection. In these bowls she is often countered by invoking the powers of her ne
Lili Roquelin
A friend of mine w/ amazing voice. She fronted a local band called "Hate Dies Hard". And here's here in Kent May 26th 2008...
Lilith - One Of The First...
Lilith was ONE of the first Vampyres, as I see... The Christian God a long time ago had created Adam, and at the same time he created Adam’s first wife, Lilith, out of dust as he did with Adam. They were of the same material; God and Adam wanted Lilith to be under them, to crawl, as typical men think but she wanted to stand beside them and be equal. She denied to lie under Adam when mating and when they would not accept this, she went away from them, to the Earth. God sent 3 angels out to bring her back. They found her at the Red Sea, where she kept a lot of demons as her lovers, and she gave birth to over 100 demons each day. These demons were Vampyres, creatures, and other demons like them. So the angels told her, that she should come back to Eden and if she did not, they would kill her demons. She told them, that even that was better than returning to the Garden. She stayed at the Earth, and God created Eve to Adam. Eve gave birth to Gods children, the common people in the wo
Lilith Vamp Two
15 minutes later.... Lilith stands at the door of the night owl restaurant. waiting for Ambrosia... "thanks for coming on such short notice" Says ambrosia " oh you know it's not a problem for me. It looks like it may for you though." Lilith says "your right. i have to go lock up when your done please." Ambrosia says as she hands Lilith a key. " No problem but first i need my money." "always business with you isn't it?" Says Ambrosia " No." Lilith says with a smile. " but then again you blood sucking vamps always try and take advantage of us. at least we eat all of our prey." "Yes, yes." Ambrosia says as she reaches into her purse and pulls out a stack of bills. "five thousand is all i have on me I'll give you the rest tonight after i get up." "That's fine, but I'm sure you'll be giving me more than just money by then." Lilith says with a smile. "yeah well," Ambrosia says with a shrug. "girls gotta eat." Ambrosia turns and leaves. "Sweet dreams Vamp." Lilith says as she
Lil Indian Boy
A little indian boy goes to his poppa and says, "Dad how do you choose our names?" The father replied, "well, once the time of your birth arrives, I open the door to the tent, and the first thing i see is what i call you" "wow" says the little kid, "so that's why my sister is named , Morning star!" "That's Right" he says....... "so tell me TWo Dogs Fucking, why are you so interested?"
Lilith's Lament
Embroidered Skies, of shattered lives, the Pandora's box still sits; Reigning supreme as the Lord of Chaos rules his throne. The edge of sanity, disappearing behind surreal curtains, as the daughters of Cassandra are called home. and once I was, and once I was, But now can be no more. To live my life by the book of the proper has stripped me of my rights. You were there, and so was he, and even still he fights. Delighted in his path towards destruction. Why does it feel to hurt, and love to threaten? Pandora is happy, so long as I am not. And once I was, and once I was, But now can be no more. Life changes, as diamonds cheapen its banal existence. And who are you to deny me! My right, My right to disrupt your little agenda planned by the diabolical jasmine that haunts the air whenever you are around. Take her crown, Pandora won't mind. Her box will claim it for her, and husband Chaos, Her
A Lil Info About Me You Might Want To Know
ORAL PREFERENCES: I like Steaks Medium Well. I want it DEAD AND JUCIY! Well Done is DRY always. And Medium is to pink. PURCHASES: I own a 1998 Jeep Wrangler... I paid $700 for it and so far have sunk almost $3000 into it. Not because it needed it... but the fact that I CAN DO IT! UNUSUAL HABIT: It has to be cold... no matter what. Coffee COLD, Tea COLD, When I sleep... COLD... Soda WARM... Don't ask WEIRD TALENTS:  The fact I can move my tongue in many different ways and I'm not talking about rolling it either... All I know is girls love it! WTF MOMENT: Recently I was pulled over for some BS traffic violation never got a ticket. Turned out my ex had a warrant issued for my arrest for something... who know? BUT Went to court and the judge stated "To Stale DISMISSED" Wasted valuable sleep time. DOMESTIC FACT: I've moved more times then anyone making a trip around the world! EARLY YEARS: When I was in school I slept... that's it! I was a discusting brain... I would sleep for 3 mar
It is midnight, the witching hour upon this All Hallows eve. I am alone, in bed.Asleep, yet not asleep.Restless for some reason, I cannot fathom.My skin prickles and itches with an unspoken desire.I shrug to myself. Nerves, I say. Such paltry folly of mankind.I roll over, and fall into a heavy delerium.I awake. And perceive a misty apparition.She is here.Never have I seen such beauty.Her long, thick, flowing hair. Dark and seemingly alive all of its own.Her skin, pale as a china doll's, and as flawless as a diamond.Her lips, full and ripe. Moist with a dewey nectar that I lust to taste.Her eyes; almond shaped, dark, and bottomless pools of eros.Her body is full and rubenesque. Well endowed and ripe.She is beautiful. Is this a dream? Am I not awake? I must be, for no such perfection has visited upon me in all my days.I begin to arise, but she places a perfectly manicured hand upon my shoulder, and I slump back onto the bed. As if she suddenly drained my energy.She walks to the other sid
Lil Innocent Ol Me...
Got the blick from Scrapper.   I wanted to say 'They should beat up that Tom guy from Myspace cos he looks like a paedo'. And I realised I was blicked!   Well I did say comment approval was for assholes but he approved that comment! And not the comment where I replied 'I just peed' on his pissing contest comment.     Whhhhhhhhhy Goood Whhhhhhhhhhy!?
A Lil Info On Easter
Easter is the oldest and most important Christian festival, marking the end of the fasting season of Lent and the death, on Good (derived from God's) Friday and resurrection of Jesus Christ, on Easter Sunday. It has deeper and more complex associations than Christmas, particularly in the Orthodox Christian world. There are many customs and...traditions associated with Easter which, like most other holiday and feast days, are derived from a combination of both Jewish lore and pre-Christian and pagan practices. It is named after Eostre, the goddess of fertility and birth, worshipped by first-century pagans at the vernal equinox, who believed she would bless both their families and their crops. Christian missionaries saw this celebration took place around the time of the resurrection of Christ, so they adopted Easter as a Christian holiday to increase conversion.This is not an opinion this is fact!!!! another way to increase revenue and pull membership. Anglo-Saxon mythology says Eostara
It is midnight, the witching hour upon this All Hallows eve. I am alone, in bed.Asleep, yet not asleep.Restless for some reason, I cannot fathom.My skin prickles and itches with an unspoken desire. I shrug to myself. Nerves, I say. Such paltry folly of mankind.I roll over, and fall into a heavy delerium. I awake. And perceive a misty apparition. She is here. Never have I seen such beauty.Her long, thick, flowing hair. Dark and seemingly alive all of its own.Her skin, pale as a china doll's, and as flawless as a diamond.Her lips, full and ripe. Moist with a dewey nectar that I lust to taste.Her eyes; almond shaped, dark, and bottomless pools of eros.Her body is full and rubenesque. Well endowed and ripe. She is beautiful. Is this a dream? Am I not awake? I must be, for no such perfection has visited upon me in all my days. I begin to arise, but she places a perfectly manicured hand upon my shoulder, and I slump back onto the bed. As if she suddenly drained my energy.
Lil Johnny
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to > someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her > and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl > said, > "NO." Johnny said, " I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you > bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She > thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her > boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend > said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even > be able to get his pants down." > She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and > the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 > minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She said, > "The bastard used quarters!"
Lil Johnny
It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father walked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched closely. The teacher did not seem disturbed, and assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble. Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going. "Oh, everything is going very well," she said. "I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit." The father asked her what had happened. "The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me $10 that I had a mole on my rear," she said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teachers' lounge to show him that I had no mole, but he had to promise he would never make another bet at school again." "Damn!" the father said. "He bet me $50 this morning
A Lil Joke
Man: "Hey baby, can I give you an Australian kiss?" Woman: "What's that?" Man: "It's like a French Kiss, only down under!"
Lil Joke Cute You Will Like
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a £5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
Lil Jon's Big Pimp Gift Give Away
Lil Jeff...a Letter To My Sister And Nephew
WHEN GOD CALLS LITTLE CHILDREN When God calls little children to dwell with Him above, We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of His love. For no heartache compares with the death of one small child Who does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to His fold So He picks a little rosebud before it can grow old. God knows how much we need them, so He takes but a few To make the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believing this is difficult, still, somehow we must try, The saddest word mankind knows will always be "goodbye." So when a little child departs, we who are left behind Must realize God loves children... Angels are hard to find Dear Sister, There are no words to describe how you feel when you lose something so close. I will never know how you felt that day and how you will continue on in life but do know that you made the most awesome mother. I am sorry that our baby boy was taken from us so quickly- but I am so gl
Lil Johnny Is 2 And Has Cancer Real Bad. Everyone Please Say A Prayer 4 This Precious Little Boy. Ty
Lil Johnny is 2 and has cancer bad, nothing is working and the local news is covering it, they are trying to raise the money for the transplant. Thats the link to the news video
Lil Johnny
HOW A 7 YR OLD EXPLAINS SEX Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
Lil Johnny. Help In Any Way U Can. Ty
4 Lil Johnny
This is for Lil Johnny. Everyone that can should be on the list to be a marrow donor. I am happy to answer any question about being a donor. I have been a match twice for different people. I have had both method done concerning collection. Please it is the best thing anyone can do. Who knows You may be the person to save this boy or some other persons life. Simple Cowboy@ CherryTAP
Lil Johnny
Lil Johnny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac
Lil Johnny...
(waves to the babes!!) Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit
Lil Johnny
Six-year-old Johnny is the most gullible little boy in the world. One day, he is out shopping with his mother when he walks up to a mannequin and starts to run his hand up the mannequin's skirt. Johnny's mother sees this and rushes over, saying, "Johnny, don't you dare put your hand under there! Women have teeth up there and you're lucky she didn't bite your fingers off!" Johnny nodded dumbly and swore he would never touch a woman there. Well 10 years later, 16-year-old Johnny is out on his first date with Cindy and after dinner and a movie they find themselves in the back seat getting hot and heavy. After awhile, Cindy finally says to Johnny, "Don't you want to take it one step further? Don't you want to put your hands down my pants?" Johnny immediately says, "Oh, no, you might bite my fingers off! I bet you have really sharp teeth down there!" She starts to laugh and says, "No, I don't." "Yes, you do!" he says. "No, I don't! Look, I'll prove it to you!" she says, and whips off her je
Lil Johnnie
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted...........
A Lil Joke 4 My Lady
on your mark ... get ready ... set ... go ! i won baby jk you always win lol im teasin you babe
Lil John Doctor Visit
Lil Johnny's Confession . . .
ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. "Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four mo
Lil Johnny
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?' 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.' 'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.
Lil Known Joyous Facts
Did you know... She can bend her right index finger enough to touch the back of her hand? She can lay on her stomach and touch her feet to the top of her head? She played the Dad in games of house until she was 5years old? She wears hats to hide her huge forehead? She can suck up a bowl of jello in 9 seconds? She can chug 2 12 oz bottles of apple juice in 20 seconds? She loves apple juice so much her parent had to buy it by the milk crate? She had her first drunken experience at the age of 3? (was totally an accident) Her legs are at least at LEAST 4 inches longer than her torso? Her Confirmation name is Rebecca? She can drink a liter of wine in one sittin? She had her first cigarette on her 16th birthday? She discovered Jack and Cran's greatnes while visitin a Catholic University? Her best friend in grade school made her the avid foottball fan she is today? GO Niners! She can walk 10 miles in 90 minutes? Her longest realtionship was wit a
Lil Kim-how Many Licks
A Lil Karma Maybe ??
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Mike Bumgarner, crew chief for the No. 5 Chevrolet driven by Kyle Busch in the NASCAR Busch Series, has been fined $10,000 for an infraction last weekend at Kansas Speedway. After Busch won the race, NASCAR inspectors discovered an unapproved intake manifold. The part was taken to NASCAR's Research and Development Center in Concord, N.C., where the violation was confirmed. Car owner Rick Hendrick said after Wednesday's announcement by NASCAR that the Hendrick Motorsports team will appeal the fine. ``To say we're confused about this situation would be an understatement,'' Hendrick said. ``The intake manifold that the team used was legal and we look forward to presenting the facts to the National Stock Car Racing Commission.'' Pass me a Bud... I enjoyed that lil bit of info... serves ya right asshole
Lil Kids
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
Lil Kim Life
Lil' Kim was born Kimberly Denise Jones in Brooklyn in New York City. She received the nickname of "Lil" due to her petite 4'11" frame by the her friend and mentor Notorious B.I.G. At the age of nine, her parents separated, which marked the beginning of a tumultuous and often difficult lifestyle. However, while in her late teens, her rhyming skills came to the attention of rapper The Notorious B.I.G., real name Christopher Wallace, (a.k.a. Biggie Smalls) who himself had just signed a record deal with Bad Boy Records. Notorious B.I.G. introduced Lil Kim to his New York rap group Junior M.A.F.I.A., in which Kim became the only female member. In 1995, they released their debut album 'Conspiracy', which debuted at number eight on the U.S. Billboard 200 chart and spawned the top twenty hit "Get Money." After her success with Junior M.A.F.I.A., Lil Kim went solo, releasing her controversial debut album 'Hard Core' on November 12, 1996. Hard Core was a hit, debuting at number eleven on
Lil Known Facts.... Hmmmmmm
Just picked up some little known info on Palin's National Security Credentials. Some have shrugged off her position as Commander of the Alaskan National Guard but see this: "Alaska is the first line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks. It's on permanent active duty, unlike other Guard units. As governor of Alaska, Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues,homeland security, and counterterrorism. Her exposure to classified material may rival even Biden's. She's also the commander in chief of the Alaska State Defense Force (ASDF), a federally recognized militia incorporated into Homeland Security's counterterrorism plans. Palin is privy to military and intelligence secrets that are vital to the entire country's defense. Given Alaska's proximity to Russia, she may have security clearances we don't even kn
i'm a cool guy too chill with love drinking smoking weed i do the best with the best. i can be your best friend screw me one time i'm your worst enemie love music. playing guitar. playing basketball. lifting weights. marsial arts. i'm pretty chill and layed back well thats all about me right now kinda simple guy.
Lill Johnny Has A Story To Tell
Subject: Johnny Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... at this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
he chose her over me....oh well guess he fell in love with the first one that agreed to meet him.. an i didnt want to meet him
Lil Leroy
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this ye
Lill Ol'thang Called Love!?
If the definition of LOVE is: Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth, bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things,Love never fails.... then why do the people that say they Love you..hurt you? If we LOVE each other then WHY do we hurt each other? Does this mean we don't really LOVE? If someone offends you over something small and you choose to cut that person off, if someone doesn't do what you want them too, so you find somebody who will....this is not LOVE is it? It's selfishness and just looking out for thing is..if you don't LOVE yourself or Value yourself, then How can you LOVE or value anyone else?? People are precious, we all interact and meet for a reason...on the scale of bad things going on in
Lill Ol'thang Called Love!?
if the definition of LOVE is: Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth, bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things,Love never fails.... then why do the people that say they Love you..hurt you? If we LOVE each other then WHY do we hurt each other? Does this mean we don't really LOVE? If someone offends you over something small and you choose to cut that person off, if someone doesn't do what you want them too, so you find somebody who will....this is not LOVE is it? It's selfishness and just looking out for thing is..if you don't LOVE yourself or Value yourself, then How can you LOVE or value anyone else?? People are precious, we all interact and meet for a reason...on the scale of bad things going on in
A Lil Love Letter To Those Who Suck
For those who like to play mind games. Those who like to manipulate. Those who like to pick up the strings tied to our heads and shoulders and use us as everyday puppets. Fuck you all. Burn in no other place than Hell. Hope the best for you all, only for the best to be taken away at your highest happiest moment. And youre left with nothing. Nothing at all. So that you are left alone and you wither away and collapse like a building during an earthquake. You all will reap what you sow. Whats done is done, and you WILL hear from your maker when the time comes for you to be judged. Payback is one sweet sweet motherfucker. Tis all.
Lil Lusty!! 5-26-07
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years have fun
Lil L.o.v.e. Bone Thugs In Harmony Ft Mariah Carey And Bow Wow
[Chorus: Mariah Carey + (J.D.)] (y'all know what this is is!) can I get a little bit a L-O-V-E? (MC) can ya spend a little bit of dough on me? (Bone Thugs) can I get a little bit a ya T-I-M-E (the lil homeboy Bow Wow) boy if ya wanna make it (MC) could ya gotta give a little bit a.. (what's your perspective?) [Mariah Carey + (Krayzie Bone)] monday we will not, (I'm outta love) tuesday you had time, (and macked it all) we just break up again you want me to let you back in but tonight I'm like no ohh, uh uh uh ohh, my box has opened my body has all said yes, I hate this mess boy you just ain't no good for me this ain't no way real love should be.. took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times they said these streets is over boy youve been close to lies took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times cant see the light, but you, somebody help me! [J.D.] Krayzie! give her a lil bit [Krayzie
3 Lill Words
Why is it that 3 lill words can change everything in a friendship? When all u wanted was to be friends in the fist place..Then after u said them your fiendship went to the next level.. After a while things get so much deeper as u talk more n more.. And u keep sayn the 3 lill words more till the momment there taken away from u just like that... The 3 lill words r I LOVE YOU...
Lil Lady Could Use A Rate
this lil lady needs some rates .. if yall could just take a sec and pretty plz give her one.. it would be greatly appreciated.. muahhhzzzzzz and thank you in advance..
Lilly Owns Me Now & She Rocks (hard)
Hey Everyone I Want To Tell Ya A Story. The past weekend started pretty shitty for me but thanks to a few friends Kasie, MS Carolina, Angelic Vampire, and especially my Owner Lilly aka "Sweet Enough" it got SO much better. Well they talked to me and got me out of my funk by being great friends. Well I was lucky enough to get OWNED by Lilly so let me tell you a lil about her. She's Smart (in school for fashion design), BEAUTIFUL, OMG Sexy, and One Of The Sweetest People You'll Ever Meet. She brings a smile to my face every time I think about her. I couldn't ask for a better owner. She's an Angel and A Princess. I thank her so much for being there in my time of need. Your The BEST Baby PLEASE show her MAD Love, She Def Deserves It This Is Her Aren't I One Lucky Fucker Click The Pic Below ~SWEET ENOUGH~@ fubar
Lillian The Exorcist
So, once in awhile I get these dreams. The location always changes as do the people but I'm always an exorcist.  I'm not the type that watches "Scary" movies and goes to bed or anything like that.. so it amuses me that I would have dreams like this.  It's kind of cool sometimes when your in a totally different time period like the mining town but still. The down side of this is that when I wake up..I wake up physically and mentally exhausted like I've been battling something and it's pretty tiresome lol   So this is my strange blog about how I am a dream exorcist *shrugs*
Let evil sleep (x10)Blood drips from crucifix's when I walk byI've been cast down all I hear are Angels cryYou can not save me all these Demons can't be exercisedNot even if you crucify me I won't diePushed away separated from the BlessedUnforgiven which is why I bare an inverted cross upon my chestThese religious bitches keep trippin', from the Bible these pages I'm rippin'I'm so sick in my vision it's twisted, I'm needing a dose of Unholy prescriptionThere's no Salvation I'm eternaly cursedI remember groping alter boys behind my father's churchAnd watch them grow (watch them grow), so fast (so fast)Whisper Jesus loves you into their ear before climaxI'm drinking Holy Water spittin' a rat bitchFuck her ass with a crucifix till it's covered in her blood and shitI'm sick, there ain't no Heaven for meI continue blaspheming and leave them all bleedingThis is why I'm the Queen of BlasphemeLet evil sleep (x10)Blood drips from crucifix's when I walk byI've been cast down all I hear are Angel
Lil Lost Petunia Parched (carmen's Story) Was A Comment That Went Waaaaay Over The 2000-character Limit So It's Found A Home Here.
Waitress: Ma'am? ur drinks on its way. So it'll be here in a minute, ok? Enjoy your stay at Rack & Pinion Cafe & Lounge & Bar & Grill...but the lone drink never made it to her designated consumer, it was DRINKNAPPED! (DU-DU-DUUUUU!)... lil Petunia Parched, a sweet lil martini with a splash of vermouth to make your head swim (like !BINGO-BANGO! swim) [Disclaimer: do not try this drink without a spotter or some form of (CONSCIOUS) adult've been DISCLAIMER-PROOFED! (DU-DU-DUUUUU!] ...some nadbangin' twitmelon had stolen poor lil Petunia Parched from a waitress tray at 7:45, Carmen was expecting lil Petunia no later than 8:03, 8:06 at the latest, so Carmen became alarmed and texted the hotline for lost & stolen beverages (except baby bottles and sip-ups, cuz, well, kids need to learn responsibility for their own drinks - training for when they're old enough to buy drinks for friends BUT PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING! thank you, may i continue now? ya sure? cuz YOU can finis
Lillies In Love
lilies in love I am fragile but never frail. My petals fold into themselves introverted delicacy of self containing gratification. I told him he was my sexual Mozart and I his musical instrument of secret long lost pleasure. My cries and moans his carefully composed song. He says rather, the softness of my flesh is his canvas on which to draw out his emotions. He wants to be my Picasso. So it shall be forever artistic. He wants to play my Monet with fingertip tickling paint brushes blushing flesh craving to be colored by his artisan roughness, revolutionizing the waterlilies.
lilliputian\ lil-i-PYOO-shuhn \adjective; 1. Extremely small; tiny; diminutive. 2. Trivial.
Lillard: James Is The Strongest Rival
According to the ESPN report,snapbacks for sale, produced after a successful rookie season, the Portland Trail Blazers Starting managed weidamian-evil obviously higher goals for the future. In a recent interview said he expected evil trailblazers in the new season to at least 46 victories and hope that his celebrity partner lamakusi-Aldridge trying to shoot behind the arc in the game.Since the end of the season has the evil for the season already a clear goal. In addition to leading the trailblazers back in the playoffs, he hopes he can achieve major breakthroughs, such as participation in the nba snapbacks All-Star game, and he is full of confidence.I think this confidence comes mainly from my heart, because I have always set high expectations of yourself. "I told the United States by CBS Sports, said in an interview that" if I was going to play baseball, like me and United States professional baseball player like Budweiser, I still think they can be very good. It can be said that thi
Lil Mix Drink For Yall
ok i was at this party last saturday night with some homies we were havin fun so my bro decided to make this drink him n a homeboy made up i dunno if any of y'all have tasted somethin like this but a get a 2 litter of mountian dew, half a bag of smarties and a fifth of everclear.... mix all that shit up inna milk jug shit or somethin shake it til all the smarties are gone, but jus warnin ya dont try n think your smarter then everyone else cause ya smashed the smarties if ya do that it will make it taste like shit! this shit will get ya FUCKED UP n it takes the kick of takin everclear straight
A Lil More About Me
Take This Survey at Quizopolis.comTiffanyto be happyno life :P lol to not have to work so muchschool and workbeing miserablethat I may be getting laid off from work in the next month or sofor a new jobwhat will next year br
Lil Mama Still Needs Your Help!!
Hey everybody, just wanted to let you know that I have put more new pix on my site, so please don't forget to rate and comment them. That is very important to me. Also on Monday, Feb.5th I will be featured on click on the biker babes page to view my stuff. Please leave comments about my pix and if you think I have what it takes to be a V-Twin Girl!!! Please and Thanks to everybody that helps me out!! Lots of Hugs, Lil Mama
Lil More About Me Lol
Age: 27 Gender: F / Cow lol Location: LIL TOWN CALLED NO WERE Occupation: ARTIST Relationship Status: WHAT IS RELATIONSHIP? can u BUY one? Interests: spending time with my 3 kids Favorite Saying: Cherish this moment as if it were your last for we may never pass this way again Favorite Music: Country General Information: Im lost can Someone help me find my way HOME ??? ((( HELP ))) Feel free to add me love to meet new ppl want to talk about any thing and just sit and have coffee :)
A Lil More About Me
Name: azzura, littleshedevil, wolvesdreams Birthday: May 1963 Birthplace: Calgary, Alberta Canada Current Location: Regina, Saskatchewan Canada Eye Color: blue, sometimes hazel,, eyes change with mood Hair Color: I'm into the red colours now, a light reddish brown I am guess..gee's..ask Hair Type: back 3 inches from my waist, long, and baby fine Height: 5'2 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Irish, German, Norwegian , English, native american Religion: don't do the church thing The Shoes You Wore Today: 2 in heel black boot Your Weakness: men that can say sorry, yet strong enough to stand up to me Your Fears: not to be loved Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pineapple and onion Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well my house will be paid off this year so that is pretty kewl Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't cam..lmaooooo Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit, it i reset the alarm I can sleep another 10 minutes Your Best P
The Lil Man Is Coming!!!
Im jumping up and down and doing cartwheels about now! Tomorrow I leave to go pick up my lil boy! Lil man is coming to stay with me for a whole week!! My mind is spinning with ideas of fun stuff we can do while hes here! Hes only 5 so if anyone has any special ideas on stuff that you like to do with your kids, let me know. Im always looking for new fun ideas. Hes a lil ball of fire, so we are going to have to keep really busy! Hope my old bones can keep up with him!! YAAAYYYYYYYYY
Lil More Better
so its funny when u find a song that gose right into how u feel like to the world but ya i found one lol .... anyways i had such a bast night i went out wiht my best friend we had a few drinks weirdest thing i we had some shooters and the with out anything touching one of the shot glasses when isaid me an my faincee just broke the glass slip in half ... perfectly in half nothing even touching it. it was like bazar anyways that i took to be a sigh that its right to be broken lol i kept it lol anyways it rained last night we went to the park i love the rain on a warm night like last night i thought ot get into sheila again lol i took off my sweater and i took off my shirt and i ran in thge hills spun int he rian feeling it on my skin lay in the gras feeling it prickaly damp coolness on my skin looked at the gray sky and laughed it felt alive but ya here is that song It's funny how you thin
A Lil' More Purple
Lil Man Rides
O.k, Not that I expect anyone to really care, BUT I'm a proud mommy today, My Lil Man learned to ride a bike today!!!! He did an awesome job!!! But now I need to know how to get him to learn to start off on his own without someone pushing him first! LOL.
A Lil More Info
Well, this is the first time that I have posted a blog. Just to give everyone a lil more info. I recently moved from Columbus, Ohio, which is the a big city to a very small town called Madison, Ohio. We only live about 6 blocks from Lake Erie. I am loving it up here and things are going very well for my 13 yr old daughter and I. As I had said before I think, I am recently out of a 6 yr relationship and not really ready to get serious with any one yet. I am up here helping out my great nephew's adopted dad take care of my nephew and his house while he is on the road working as a over the road truck driver. I get pretty lonely sometimes with it just being me and the kids here, but hey, that is life. I actually enjoy getting time for myself now. I do not have anyone looking over my shoulder and wondering what I am doing or griping about me going out with the girls. Well, my 16 yr old son is coming out in a couple weeks and will be here for about a month then him and my 13 yr old will be g
A Lil More About Mee.
Well i was born in seattle washington.. havent seeen my dad since i was six.. but im going to look for him soon.. oh.. ok. ive been a first hand witness to alot of harsh things. and it made me mature and grow into like a pretty cool chick lolz. addiction is nothing new to me nor is abuse.. ive seen it.. and i am pretty easy going and super easy to talk to. some more about me.. i have spent alot of time in the system. probation twice. group homes. rehab. foster homes. at 14 i ran away and was gone two months.. so yeah im pretty damn independent.. um i love animals. i hate ppl who arent nice to animals.. im quiet unless im comfortable with you.. i try to eat healthy and excercise regularly.. im highly intelligent.. not necessarily in school but in life experience.. i am respectful to you until you disrespect me.
A Lil Mornin Delight
mmm ever wake up and know you were having some sexy dream? you may be able to only remember bits and pieces, but you know it must've been good because you wake up still turned on! yeah,that was me. when i woke up, the tingling and dampness between my legs left no doubt. sometimes when i wear sexy lingerie to bed it just has that effect on me; that silkiness on my skin, the way my breasts are accentuated, they way my round ass playfully peeks out the bottom, and this particular so so sheer! the delicate color allows so much to be seen underneath. i love the teasing way you see my belly exposed behind that sheerness, the folds, the belly button..mmm, just love the inviting view it gives! In that moment between dreamland and fully awake, i just wanted to linger and savor in the sensations. I let my hands travel up and down my body, feeling the silky material, rubbing my belly, letting the ribbon edge tickle against my inner thighs. The little patch of sheer material b
Lil Man
I just wanted to take a minute before I headed out to work, To say thank you for all your thoughts and prayers. Alex had a very good Dr. appt. today. He is doing so much better. They put him in new bandages that get changed once a week, instead of daily, and he gets to go back to school Wednesday, he has restrictions of course, But he can go back, Which is so much better than the 4 weeks out that they first said!!!
A Lil More About Me
Hi, im Riley. I my life! & everything in it!!! =] Yeah leave me some love I LIVE MY LIFE THE WAY I WANT.. AND NO ONE WILL CHANGE THAT OR TELL ME DIFFERENT!....I am all about life and knowing that every day and every experience you pass through is significant and your heart should be in it. I also believe in expressing yourself, whether it is through style or words or anything that inspires you! I'm drawn towards people who are a little bit different and have their own style, but you will be most beautiful when you do whatever makes you comfortable as a person. I am very open minded, and I can easily say that my biggest pet peeve is people who make decisions based on how other people feel about a particular topic, rather than how they personally feel about it! I enjoy a good partying experience here and there, but I no longer base my life around getting crazy and that type of thing. People tend to be amazed at my ability to draw, but i have been doing it since i was
Lil Miss Fancy Pants Has 11's On!
Hey girls Lil Miss Fancy Pants has auto 11's on from 12/28 thru 12/29 until 12pm FuTime....lets show her some love :) lil Miss Fancy Pants....ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ*ஐ@ fubar
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Lil Mama
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Lil Ninja/ninjette On The Way
im so happy my lette is pregnat hell ya another crazy ninja/ninjette is coming world beware
A Lil Naughty
Save a horse ride a robby.Where is his man rode at?
A Lil Naughtynreading
As I think of you I smell your hair Picturing you on the chair I lean over nibbling your ear you jump a little but know there's nothing to fear I grab your hand in mine and smiling you shine I lead you swiftly down the hall stopping once to kiss against the wall Reaching up I caress your breasts And tell you slyly " I want the Rest " We finally make it to our room The tension mounts the passion looms I hold you close and kiss your lips Your eyes become wide as you hear the Zipp I remove your clothes and lay you down And as I kiss your body your moan is the only sound I work my way from head to toe Kissing gently and very slow I open your legs with out any effort And take my tounge licking your clit And when i take it in and suck You start to whimper quiver and buck Your getting wet now I can tell Sucking harder you let out a yell And when your ready to pay that toll I drive my tounge deep into your hole Your juices come
A Lil News 4 Yall From Pinko828
=== '*Pink0828* Member of ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ' wrote the following at '2008-12-04 11:27:54'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > It's A Skins Contest!! > Interested In Making Me A Skin? > I'm Giving Away 1 Million Fubux & A 5 Credit Bling > To The Person Who Makes Me The Best Skin > Some Rules: > You must make it using the colors I have chosen > You must make it orginial and it must not be ripped from someone else > There must be a tag header with my fu name in it > > > What I'm Looking For: > Holiday > Color Pink > Animation > Original > > To Enter: > You Must First Rate, Fan and Add the Jugdes(and me) Listed Below > Once You Do Send > Me A Link To Your Skin You Would Like To > Enter > Place Your Skin In Your Blog Folder. > I Will Screen Capture Your Creation And It Will Be In A > Special Folder On My Page For Rates. > > The Top 5 Entries After The Ratings Count > Will Then Be Judged For The Winner. > You
A Lil News 4 Yall From Pinko828
=== '*Pink0828* Member of ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ' wrote the following at '2008-12-04 11:27:54'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > It's A Skins Contest!! > Interested In Making Me A Skin? > I'm Giving Away 1 Million Fubux & A 5 Credit Bling > To The Person Who Makes Me The Best Skin > Some Rules: > You must make it using the colors I have chosen > You must make it orginial and it must not be ripped from someone else > There must be a tag header with my fu name in it > > > What I'm Looking For: > Holiday > Color Pink > Animation > Original > > To Enter: > You Must First Rate, Fan and Add the Jugdes(and me) Listed Below > Once You Do Send > Me A Link To Your Skin You Would Like To > Enter > Place Your Skin In Your Blog Folder. > I Will Screen Capture Your Creation And It Will Be In A > Special Folder On My Page For Rates. > > The Top 5 Entries After The Ratings Count > Will Then Be Judged For The Winner. > You
Lil One
Why do stupid things hurt so much?? Things that matter but aren't suppose to matter that much!! It seems when it should matter it doesn't. Like my lil girl wanting to live with her daddy and not me. that hurts and she don't know better she is only 3. She don't know what is right for her now. I know it will turn out good. When she crys for daddy what do you do?? You two are not together but why does it hurt. She has been a mommy's girl till last year. It just hurts so much. Knowing I have been doing it by myself for so long. He may have supported us but when it comes to discipline it has only been me!! My biggest fear is that if her daddy gets a new family he will not be there for her anymore. It is her step-dad but she knows him as her dad. I just don't want my daughter to get hurt. Cause her being hurt hurts me. I don't know what I would do if he would to do that to her since she is not his real daughter. What do I do?? I love my baby girl. She was the one that saved me. Ye
A Lil Of Who I Am....part 1...
lets see here so much to say that my mind is like a prison of shackles and chains that begs to be set free..but in all that is needed of spilling onto this mindless contraption i call a spins uncontrollably and i am just trying to make it all make some kind of sense before i put it into words on fine print... this past week has been a little on edge..had to do alot of soul searching and letting things pass by without a scar..i heard from the notorius "jane" once again...and hopefully wont have to again....ever...i know who it is and it kills me to think that he would do such a thing or say such harsh words of me....i have not been a perfect angel inlife one can be and those that say they have ..are true liars at heart....i am who i am..i fuck up...i hold grudges...i dont pray to a god that so may love and cherish yet i despise beyond harsh reality.....i am who i me or hate me in the end..ur choice..ur thought..but dont judge me before knowing me....that
A Lil Of Who I Am....part 2...
me being who i am....i hated the was something that made it impossible for me not to look at myself and see the disappointment that set into my soul with every flash of that tainted of late i have posted so many pictures of myself..and every time i look into them i dont seee the disappointment and turmoil any longer...i see someone who the camera makes beauty sufonified...i see me...crazy as it sounds...noone can comprehend what is in my mind....unless they have been there too...all in all.....i was a women who was faithfully intrigued into one man for ten yrs....a man who i thought love would prevail thru every and all compications thrown our way...but in the end ...our love could not withstand the turmoil and torture....we hit bottom so many times only to pick up and start anew....but after the death of my dear daughter savannah....everything just seemed to stop curing itself....the hate grew stronger and the tears flowed faster....his anger grew intolerable a
A Lil Of Who I Am....part 3....
"our eyes are open now and our lives will go on...our hearts are filling again and our souls will forever bond.....we have been dealt a numerous of a blow....and we will contnue to hold our heads high and leave the past below....we will survive and conquer this eternal hell.....we will move past the bad and to forget we will not dwell.....our lives were once filled with hatred and children once suffered and my mind could not be that we are together we can never be split apart....we will love one another and heal our once broken heart....we are a family and that is what we will be....i am strong enough to be mom and dad...u just wait and children are becoming more than u will ever know.....they are such beautiful children and thier love for me forever will show.....they have lost so much in their short time here....but to lose again will never be ...i will never let them see savannah smile is a wish i will never receive....but to hear my childr
Lil Over 9 Hrs And Counting!
by 6pm tonight you will feel the running of 4 huge beasts run on the ground. the fowl stench in the air for the time is short.time for words and treatys are over for they have risen from the grave and the Horse men will ride and death carys a new face that fase is of BIG time.. so let he have hed of the time for whne you lest exspect tit you will here the 4 hourse man ride.. "The Four Horsemen" By the last breath of the fourth winds blow Better raise your ears The sound of hooves knocks at your door Lock up your wife and children now It's time to wield the blade For now you have got some company The Horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four Horsemen ride or choose your fate and die You have been dying since the day You were born You know it has all been planned The quartet of deliverance rides A sinner once a sinner twice No need for confession now
A Lil Of My Poetry
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts
The Lil One
Hey well with any luck and my fingers crossed she will be home tomorrw. He oxygen stats came up from an 83% to 93%. Its gotta be 98 or above to go home.... Im exhausted and I miss my bed!! workin 2 jobs and this is not kosher!! someone send me a freggin pillow plz!! kisses to all
Lilo & Stitch: Beauty & The Beast Trailer
Lilo & Stitch: The Little Mermaid Trailer
Lil Of Me And My Creativity
wish i could catch u your always on the go i wish i knew if u wanted me to keep u and share a love thats pure and true i need the time to know u my thouhgts about u grow i hope u want someting thats forever or ill have to watch u go showering rains will fall from the heavens if u ever decide to walk away all that is good may very well die if i let u that far in where the center of my heart resides and u would choose to leave my side all the love in my heart would wither and dry fall to ashes and lay to the ground sprouting a spring flower picked where another true love will be found
Lil Of This Lil Of That
Well life has been goin real good as of late. We have ordered our tickets to go see Jerry Springer. HAHA!!! That is gonna be the end of Feb. Its gonna be fun. There will be like 16 of us going. I cant wait. I recieved my W-2 yesterday. I will be filing my taxes within the next couple days and then I can plan for my vacation. YAY!!! I made a comment to him about him not wanting me to go and he said I am going, so he obviously wants me there. YAY!!! I cant wait. If all goes well maybe I will be making more frequent trips out there. I miss talking to him as much as I was before but I guess until my unlimited minutes start I am stuck with only talking to him a lil here and a lil there. But its all good. I really like him and I have told him how I feel. He has told me a lil bit about how he feels, and I understand that he doesnt want to rush anything cause he has been hurt ALOT in the past. As have I. I have had feelings for him for a LONG time now and I just got the nerve to tell him about
A Lil Of Me In Pictures.....
A Lil Of This And That!
Lil Ol Biker Lady
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies,"Yep, my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thin
36 Lil' One
Li.lo Goes To Rehab
I hope Lindsay shaves her head and attacks SUVs with umbrellas too! On a side note: I'm actually glad she's getting help. The girl was destroying herself, her career, and her own health. Now, if she actually learns anything this time...we shall see.
A Lil Of This And A Lil Of That
i been here for a lil over a year and seen alot of changes such as name changing and lounge rules all for the good of fubar i'm ok with it tho not complaining about anything..... SUBJECT CHANGE i can't wait till sept 30th BIG day for me for those who know why i won't explain for those who don't well i'll explain pretty easy if u look at sum of my pix u'll see a ticket to a red sox game...there it is yeah i'm going to the game tomarrow game starts at 2pm my time. then on october 31st i turn 26 yay 2 of the biggest days yet hehehehe wow i can't beleave it my b-day preasent was the ticket and my b-day aint till october lol.
Lil One Needs Our Prayers
A dear friend of mine needs your prayers. Her family has just found out that her 1 year old niece KAYLEIGH may have CANCER in the lymph nodes in her neck :( Let us all pray for a good outcome!!!! LITTLE KAYLIEGH HER PARENTS KELLY AND ADAM Please send your blessings and well wishes to her aunt (my friend) ~ ♥ ~ Vî×èñ åkå bººgîè$ Mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar Many thanks for your support (repost of original by '§AÐI§TI© LIGHT~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~Grow Room Entity' on '2007-10-06 02:30:45')
Lil Ole' Me
Even tho I am Fu-engaged to ~BaDaSs*~ aka Tommy I am still wondering if I will actually find someone to call my real husband :[.... That would be awsome if Tommy and I got engaged in real life and got married.... Id be a beautiful bride (Hopefully)! but he feels that I deserve better, but I can't find better. :[, I'm not the best to what everyone thinks I am, but I do know one thing I have a BIG heart and I will give my hubby everything.. Just want guys to see me for me not the sex:[ --cries--...
Lil Off But Kinda Funny
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his pay check. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen."
A Lil Of Everything
~lil Old And Lil New The Dream Team Is Looking For Free Style Bombers To Join There Team!
Lilo And
Lil Old Me
105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? nope 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? going on 3 years with my boyfriend steve :) 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? ummmm its been awhile... 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes once in a glass of milk dont ask me how it happened it just did 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Its been a while 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? bills 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? peice o pizza at school 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile, arms, butt 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? something inside so strong 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Whiting IN 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Whiting High School 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: tmobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: things remembered and debs 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: 4 years currently at a nursing home 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: i have before 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: boyfriends cousins wedding
Lilo And Stitch - This Is My Family
Lilo & Stitch Dance
Lil Ol Gal Needs Some Help
im in another auction and its not only for ownership but most rates count also so rate my rear til its sore please place a bid if you can im a good little pet !! im litter trained and all and i wont bite ya well unless ya ask me to lol  
Lil Ones
I am a GILF...............dig it   My oldest is 22 and on down the line I have some............   My youngest last year got a B in citizenship yet had a folder full of write ups.   This year, she is following suit........disturbing class.........talking ...........her folder looks like Tic Tac Toe with no winner.....................FULL   I have taken away her DS   I have taken away her Heeleys'   I have put her in her room fom the time she gets home until bedtime (she came out to eat dinner)   Mumm within a Blog..............Please help me make up my mind........     What next?  (bend over and grab your ankles????)   (dont forget the B last year)   I AM TewDope   dig it
Lil One
if only i were able to hold your little hand .. if only i were there to see your first smile  welocme to the world lil niece .. i will do my best to keep you safe ..  and protect your innocence .. I love you already Kelisha Elizabeth , and in the years to come , i will strive to be great aunty to not only you but all of my nieces and nepthews.. Again i say welcome lil one ..  
A Lil On My Back And My Sacroiliac
Some of you know about my S.I. joint {sacroiliac}.  It's out of alignment. and when I use it too much it sometimes shifts.   Welllll, the past 4 days have been busy busy and apparently I overused it...again.  So, I am on muscle relaxers and pretty much confined to my chair for the next few days....again.  Also, I don't take meds very much at all.  Only when absolutely needed.  I have a low tolerance, so suffice to say...I feel weird.  :P     So, here I sit.  lol
A Lil 101 On Shit
So Ive had to endure recently the lovelyness that is this site & the abundance of ignorance that is here!    Ive had 2 (to my face) Ppl say in either direct or indirect terms, That Hey its ok you got your ass beat by your ex, you deserved it, you pissed him off.    Then to go along and say hey well you talk about what happened to you, Yeah I fucking do, wanna know why??   I speak about what my ex did to me and what Im dealing with to put him away to show people, that hey, It may be hard but guess what It can be done. You dont need to live this way, you dont need to lower yourself to think this is ok, you need to love yourself to get away for YOU!!  When this happened I worked in the domestic violence shelter for women & children, I seen many women come in for fear of their lives, kids scared, bruised damn near many fucking times. Ive watched them struggle and sometimes.......go back to their abuser....cause they feared being alone, they have nothing, they said they was
Lil Peytie!!
I Love This!!...I Knew She Would Dance If I Played That Song!!
A Lil Past Lil Rock
I had to leave my life in Dallas That town will always be you In every crowd, on every corner In every face I'd see you So with nothin' more than a tank of gas I drove away without lookin' back And I guess that's how I got where I am And goin' anywhere as fast as I can And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down the line Too soon to know what's up ahead Too late to change my mind I gotta keep my heart out of this and both hands on the wheel I'm learnin' more with every mile just how leavin' feels It's a lonely stretch of blacktop out into the blue Don't know where I'll go or what I'll do I'm a little past Little Rock But a long way from over you These headlights on the highway Disappear into the dark And if I could have my way I'd go back to where you are Oh, but I can't turn this thing around And nothing short of breaking down Is gonna get me off this road I'm on Oh, and I'm still a far cry from gone And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down th
A Lil Page
Ok I don't know if its safe to post this on here lol..but uhh... anyways I just completely redid my whole MySpace page and poor me doesn't have any friends yet =( so i was wondering if any of u that ALREADY... (not trying to recruit) have Myspace pages would add me?? I would be so happy.
A Lil Poem
You and I have separate hearts But they beat to the same drum If I ever have a problem You knows exactly where I'm coming from Have you ever wondered why your heart beats? I sometimes wonder about mine But I know the real answer And I can't get him off my mind You see our hearts beat to the same drum Because there synchronized Like two watches that tell the same time There identical in both eyes If you struggles, I struggle But together we make it through Because together were indestructible Like a nail or a screw You can hit us, bash us And pound us into a wall But when you pull us out We'll still be standing tall Because we're two hearts, one heart beat This way we're twice as strong And with a love as strong as ours What could possibly go wrong?
Lil Perviness For Ya
Hot kinky hard or soft, I know a thousand and one ways to get you off. Beat it up till I'm covered in sweat, Then lick it off cause I'm dripping wet. Tie me up and make me beg for more, I can go all night till we settle this score. Cause baby when I'm good, I'm great, but when I'm bad it's even better. Do it so good I'll make you forget her.
Lil Phillup Jr.--dont Read If U Dont Wanna Cry
I am just full of bad news today-----writing things down help me to let go---- My best and oldest dearest Girl friend back home in Colorado lost her first grandson last night after being born. They all new the baby wouldnt make it because of some condition that lil Phillup had that his lungs and kidneys did not form. He had a strong heart and the kids wanted to go as far with the pregnancy as possible. Around 11:30 pm the baby was born and lived 9 minutes...God let them have that time with their lil angel before he took lil Phillup to heaven to join all angels. My heart goes out to all----and I feel so bad that I can not be with them all to hold and tell them I love them in person ,instead of on the phone... My Girlfiend is one of the strongest people I know but this is being really hard on her. Please say a little prayer and I am sorry to be just so full of sadness today This doesnt even include what a cousin of mine is going to be dealing with here real soon---But I wont ment
Lil Pit's Yard B1
Lil Pushy This Month
Libra  -  May 2009Venus squares Pluto on May 2 and your thoughts could be tangled to some extent. Perhaps you make unnecessary demands on your partner. While it's true that it's impossible to make someone love you, you may try your best to get the attention you desire this month. Mercury moves into retrograde motion on May 6 and there could be promises made that will never be kept. The truth comes out when Saturn moves into direct motion on May 16. On May 27 the kind of satisfaction you're looking for is within your grasp when those two heavyweights, Jupiter and Neptune, find themselves in the house of fun, games, and romantic gambling. A chance you take could just pay off today. The Quarter Moon on May 31 is in the behind-the-scenes twelfth house, and that's just where you want to spend the day.
"lil Piece If My Mind"
"Fuck'en watch my niggaz get low they run around hands down, strap tight, lok'ed up in da mutha fuck'en hood just 4 spite, i got dem bitchs set trick, so trip, blood 4 blood, pound 4 pound nigga im da best u fuck'en clowns i put 2 rest, fuck ya enemies bitch get ya mind right, grip ya 9 tight 2nites da nite murder murder is all u feel tingling sensation down ur spine, its me u fear fuck'en queer, cant deny u fucked up sum rich nigga u dialed in da wrong compartment style molestya catch'en cases, ima put ya fuck'en ass on trial, hommies in B-more will tell ya im wrong one 2 provoke, i creep up on ya,. throw ya ina choke hold stab ya brain wit ya nose bone, stand ova ya proud watch ya die slow, chokin on ya own blood, they call me REAPER ya never see me comin snatch ya fuck'en life right from under ya, sumtimes i think i need a exorcist just 2 exsist, cloaked in black, shotgun by my side when i ride, i put in work just 2 provide my own sick fantacy, i feels like im bust'en a nut when i o
The Lil Ppl
ok so if u wanna say that im bitching cool dont really care what most of u will think of this enry but i see alot of bull shit on this site lately   some of u are prolly thinkin - "what bull shit" - its simple and most are to blind to see it - and realize they are doing it as well as others we all forgot about those that helped us get to where we are - get to the levels and popularity we all have gained - all the little people in our fu-lives that have rated and been friends with us from day 1. all the statuses and tickers about giving tis person bux and points and helpng this person level to a higher level - wile we have others struggling like we did to get to where we are - when we know the feeling of what its like to have to rate your way to the top - we all went threw it before - from lost souls to cherry tap to now fubar - in the beginning there was no bombs and autos - it was all manual - reach your limit and your done for the day - u found ppl to rate and new friends in th
Lil Purple Ribbon
I had to go to the grocery and was dreading it. All through the store my back was screaming from my S.I. joint all the way to my shoulder blade.  I was cursing myself for not already having what I needed at home.  I finally finished and made my way to the car, so glad I was finished with that part at least.  I was already dreading the drive home and then having to carry what I bought in.  It ended up being well worth it.   There was a man at the car beside mine.  He was putting his groceries in his trunk.  When I stopped at my car he came over and said he was sorry to bother me, but he had seen the purple ribbon with the words "cure cystic fibrosis" on the back of my car and said he had heard of cystic fibrosis, but wasn't exactly sure what it is.  He asked if I could explain and I did.  He then asked what he could do to help.  I told him about and that he could donate there to help in our fight for a cure.  He said he was going to go straight home and do just that.   M
Lil Poems
as tha night gets later and tha stars get brighter i sit here and wonder where are u now could i be dreaming with my eyes wide open? is it possable that im not even here just another mind trick 2 make me beleave? i must say sumday i will be seen...and it will no longer be a wonder.... sumday i will see wat my heart holds within may set me free....or it may help me see more .... why i am me...
Lil Peeved
Multiple system restores at 6am will do that to a person. And caution, probably going to offend some people with this, but what's new.   I've had cause to be very, very proud to be Kiwi this past week; I've also had cause to hate some of them...and to want to rip my screen apart at some of the despicable ignorance displayed by foreigners.   For the record, and for the sake of my tongue with its bite marks... - no, our Prime Minister isn't a great orator, but he IS a half decent person...he doesn't stand on ceremony (there is no Mr Prime Minister, it's John) and he doesn't take hours and days to get his spin doctors to tell him what he can/should say in just the right way. The politicians here I respect most are the ones that DO look embarrassed to be trying rhetoric and pathos to impress. They SHOULD be embarrassed. And, by the way, that's his home-town, he has friends missing there himself...he and half the government, and opposition, were there within hours (on the ground too, n
A Lil Playlist
A Lil Quickie
As we danced, studying each others facial expressions, he placed the back of his hand in between my full cleavage, and moved two of his thick smooth chocolate fingers down the front of my butter colored belly into my black ,soaked with cum thong, and into my sugary walls. I gasped with ecstasy as they slithered over my swelling clit and into the depths of me. My body shivered as he never took his amazingly hypnotizing eyes off of me while he played with the soft flesh leading to my sweet center. And when he finally made it to my g-spot, a devilish smile came upon his perfectly sculpted face because he felt the tightening of my body….he knew he had me. As we stood there on the dance floor of the sexually charged night club with the silvery lights dancing over our bodies, he pulled my stiff body to his, and dug deeper within me. He gripped the base of my neck, and fed me his juicy tongue. I gladly took it in by running my hands across his muscular shoulders to lock them behind his thic
Lil Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down th
Lil Red
Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood “Lift your shirt so I can suck your tits” “NO!” She Said, while lifting her skirt, “EAT ME LIKE THE FUCKIN BOOK SAYS!”

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