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Ladies, Don't Refer To Any Of Your Body Parts As A Food Item : |
I just love the whole dynamic of social networking sites where the vibe is ALWAYS one of sexually charged conversation and constant flirting. But please, for my sake, stop with the "flavor" comparisons of your tits, ass, or pussy!! It sets us all up for failure. Hey, I love me some chocolate, but I know for a fact that I don't taste like it. EVEN IF I POUR HERSHEY'S SYRUP ON ME, I probably would just taste like chocolate-covered grossness. :| But I swear, damn near every woman on Fubar, Myspace, Facebook, MyYearbook, or whatever other site, tastes like all these sweet treats and confections. Then I lick one of you, and I have the faint hint of pheromones, salty sweat, and the god-awful taste of some strange "Bath and Body Works" body spray (it DOES NOT taste like Country Pears :|). I'm not the culinary guru when it comes to the flavor of pussy, but I've had more than my fair share of oral sex. Dessert doesn't pop in my mind. If anything.....nevermind, I was about to get rather disgu

*ladies Only* Show A Male Friend Of Mine Some Fu Loving
Please show him some love and maybe add him to your friends list. Im sure he dont mind. Tell him you know about him via me. Oddballhttp://b.pcc1.fubar.com/16/90/3010961/tn_2027975359.jpg">@ fubar Thank you

Ladies
Ladies are born with wisdom, but ignore it in tender years, a heart can rule a ladies mind and often bring hard tears. When a woman really loves a man it opens up her soul, yearning for a deep true love to fill in that empty hole. Often, they see inside a man those things he just won't share, lessons learned in childhood to hide how much they care. Sometimes, they see inside his heart past that tall brick wall, to sadly find he is not the kind to really love at all. Each time her heart is broken it leaves behind deep scars and brings a vow never again to let things go that far. For awhile, all hope is killed as the doubts begin to roam, like echos in a vacant house that used to be a home.

Ladies ....am I On Your "to Do List ????
ok ,after being dared ,by a few of the sexy mummettes ,i just want to see who amongst the "lady mummers" has me on their "to do lists".i am sorry ,that this is pretty much a "hot or not " blog ,but i am just curious .don't be afraid to say "helllllll no you aren't " ,you won't hurt my e-feelers at all .don't be afraid to let me know though if i am on your list :D :D hehehe . well that being said ,let the mayhem insue ...............

Ladies Night
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Ladies Flip These Words On Men Lmfao Rotff..
NWA I AINT THE ONE LMFAOOOOOOOO ROTFF.. do you think you could give me some money to get my CAR done?] How short's your MONEY right now? [Well you know I get it done every week, and I need my TIRES done too] Look, I'ma tell you like this Verse One: I ain't the one, the one to get played like a pooh butt See I'm from the street, so I know what's up On these silly games that's played by the MEN I'm only happy when THEN GOIN UP IN ME But you know, I'm a menace to society But MEN in LEATHER are so fly to me So I step to em, with aggression Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today See they think we WOMEN ARE narrow minded Cause WE got a cute face, and big-behinded So I walk over and say "How ya doin?" See I'm only down for screwin, but you know ya gotta play it off cool Cause if they catch you slippin, you'll get schooled And they'll get you for your money, Hon GET YA hair and they nails done Fool, and they'll let you show em off But when it comes to sex, they got a bad co

Ladies Man In The Making...
is what my four year old son is. Yesterday was his season ending soccer game. Beautiful sunny day, just the right chill. He has been sick recently so I, being an over protective Mom, wanted to keep him out of the game. Well, I gave in and he played the last quarter. There he was running around, not paying any attention, and then he all of sudden got the ball! He passed it to his teammate, a pretty little blonde, and she passed it back. They went down the field passing it back and forth as their coach had painstakenly taught them all season. My son made it to the goal, stopped, stepped back, and motioned to the little blonde to make the goal. Which she did, happily. We don't keep score at this level. We only have fun...but my son won everyone's heart.

Ladies And Men=)
just so u know my man know's that i am on this site and what i am doing... besides i am not doing anything wrong and keeping it pg13 on my pics so i don't see anything wrong with it...and ladies are more than welcome too..don't be shy like new friends..well have to finish making breakfast and good morn and good afternnoon and good night...=)

Ladies And Gentlemen...........our Problem.
I HAVE TO BE HONEST HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHO SAID THAT ITS MANDATORY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT ITS JUST A WAY OF LIFE FOR US. PEOPLE CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT BUT NOBODY LIKES TO BE ALONE OR WANT TO BE ALL THEIR LIFE, IF THEY SAY THEY DON'T CARE THEN THEY ARE LYING FOR REAL. TO ME WE HAVE TO GET PAST CERTAIN THINGS BEFORE WE ALL CAN APPRECIATE A GREAT LIFE WITH ANOTHER PERSON, FOR ONE APPRECIATING WHAT ANOTHER MAN OR WOMAN HAS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP THATS SO GREAT, THEN YOU WILL FOLLOW SUIT NO DOUBT. FOR ONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DATING AND A COMMITMENT, YES THEY ARE DIFFERENT, ITS ALL ABOUT HONESTY PEOPLE. YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND TALK TO EACH OTHER, LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU STAND AT WHEN YOU DEAL WITH EACH OTHER AND STOP LEADING PEOPLE ON. FELLAS IF YOU JUST WANT SOME ASS AND SHE WANTS WAY MORE THEN SAY IT TO EACH OTHER, SAME FOR YOU LADIES OUT THERE WITH THE FELLAS WHO WANT MORE. IF A MAN IS HONEST WITH YOU FROM THE JUMP AND NEVER HID ANYTHING FROM YOU THEN HE IS NOT A DOG OR

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Ladies
I know what many are thinking right now, he is here to bad mouth the ladies well hate to burst your bubble not even close. Ladies you are great no matter what you look like or how you may come off at first....Anyway the reason I am posting this blog, I recently got with a great woman and our happiness is most important to each other unfortunately I cannot do for her what another woman can so it is this I am asking that only ladies who are serious answer. We are both looking for a woman who is willing to play with us both, not at first as I want her to have the first joys of the experience, we are in Omaha, Nebraska so I am only expecting those in the area to answer this. This is not something temporary either we are looking for a lady that is fully willing to committ to us both and only us...no couples. Anything more you want to know you will just have to write me to know or the lil' woman here.

Ladies .....
*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES* A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

Ladies, I Need Assistance
Ok...I have a Christmas luncheon/party thing on Friday. The girls said they all wear like dress pants and a Christmas sweater.. Do I look like a *Christmas* sweater kinda gal? Ugh I have NO idea what to wear, and I hated every single thing I tried on yesterday :/ Gimme ideas dammit!!

2011 Ladies Of Fayetteville Calendar Now Available In Print And Digital Format!!!
2011 Ladies of Fayetteville Calendar is now available in print or digital format, choose which one you want today!!! $2.50 gets full access to all the digital photos!!! www.lavenphotography.com/Calendar.html Happy Holidays Everyone!!!

Ladies Watch Out For Men Like This! Jd2002
reply jd2002: i'll grab the back of your hair as i'm fucking you from behind 11:03am more To jd2002: haha..how tasteful 11:03am reply jd2002: u like? 11:04am more To jd2002: naw.. lol 11:04am reply jd2002: what about my pic 11:05am more To jd2002: i think that you need to mark it as NSFW and its nasty really, i dont like looking at mens poor excuse for a dick 11:06am reply jd2002: girls love my cock. are u a lez? 11:07am mores To jd2002: lol they must be that girls, thats the problem i am a woman.. so there you see.. 11:07am reply jd2002: your not cute. thats why i'd fuck u from behind To jd2002: Your a perve with a small dick, no wonder your all by yourself no woman would touch

Ladies Stay Away From Ice Man
http://www.fubar.com/2991082 STAY AWAY FROM THIS PIG, HE PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND FOR A MONTH, NOW I AM BLOCKED BECAUSE I WOULD NOT DO A SHOW FOR HIM! reply Ice Man: hi monica.....are you ever gonna get on cam for me? cancel Chat 9:59am more To Ice Man: hi shirkon, no cancel Chat 9:59am reply Ice Man: good, you can take me out of your fam. thx. cancel Chat 10:03am more To Ice Man: YOU MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MAN

Ladies Fill Out An Application: (no Discrimination)
APPLICATION FOR COURTSHIP Date of Application: ___/___/___ Full Name: ______________________ Place & Date of Birth:____________________ Are you Really a Woman:____ Single:____ Married:____ (If so Please get written CONSENT from your Husband) Seperated:____ Divorced:____ Widow:____ (Black Widows PLEASE Do Not Apply) Do you have kids:____ How Many:____ If yes ~ I will NOT be your 5th's baby Daddy \ If Answered no; do want you any:____ How Many:____ None is okay Do you Drink: Yes__ No__ Do Drugs: Yes__ No__ Do you Smoke: Yes__ No__ You take medication(s) Yes____ No____ How Many ____ Have you ever been in a mentalward Yes ____ No ____(If yes please do the world a favor and just check yourself in nearsest Mentalward and do not reapply) Are you

Ladies Nite :o
If you hear any noise, It ain't the boys , it's Ladies Night , uh huh! ~*~ Oh yes it's Ladies Night,And the feeling's right,Oh yes it's Ladies Night,Oh what a night! ~*~ That's right Ladies! Ya heard right!!! ~*~ ~*~ It's LADIES NIGHT @ Da SwampYard!!! So grab your girls and get in here!! You know you don't wanna miss it!

Ladies Nite 2
If you hear any noise, It ain't the boys , it's Ladies Night , uh huh! ~*~ Oh yes it's Ladies Night,And the feeling's right,Oh yes it's Ladies Night,Oh what a night! ~*~ That's right Ladies! Ya heard right!!! ~*~ ~*~ It's LADIES NIGHT @ Da SwampYard EVERY Friday Night!!! So grab your girls and get in here!! You know you don't wanna

Ladies & Gentalmen.... Welcome 2the Most Eternal Show Onearth...(the Story Of My Dark Carnival)"
DARK CARNIVAL The Night Was Heavy & Cold thick with fog surrounding this forest a place you'd been to perhaps a thousand times before... the toes of well traviled foot prints lined the old dusty road. Well travled it such a short time that sight alone spoke volumes about this land & so strangly out of place. For none hardly ever cam this path none thought to special or diffrent then any other but a place people would never look twice to find. & some how not trully know how or why it felt if it drew you here a longing a calling of spirit perhaps of the nagging tugs of a restless spirit... The night was cold just a chill to the air that brough the mist form the lips of the living with each breath drifting before their faces but the dead walked here as well drifting among the clouds that hung low to the trees hlaf seen half understoon the floaded on half noticed in & out the vison of each passser by some to notice others to walk by never even knowing the energy that passed around t

Ladies Pea Canada Goose Layer Jackets Are Great For Every Body
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Ladies - Post Your Hot Bikini Bodies
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Ladies, Do You Want To Lose That Hard To Lose, 'pooch'' - The Belly Rub Will Do It???.
http://www.naturescorner.com/ Q: I suffer from the "POOCH". I am a female in very good shape. i maintain a healthy weight, and, exercise. I am 5'7" - 36DD" - 26" - 36" - 15% body fat. I have tried everything, but can not lose the "POOCH" - what can I do??? Trina Sanchez - Houston, TX A: First, it appears you are in very good shape. For those women who do not know what the "POOCH" is - it is that troublesome bulge in your tummy between the bellybutton, and, groin. The belly/ tummy massage works wonders. The belly/ tummy rub is the best way to lose the "POOCH" if all else fails. Most women initially require three, 30 minute sessions a week, for one month, than one to two times a week to maintain depending on individual variation. A session can be done laying, or, standing. Starting at the bellybutton, the belly is rubbed in a clockwise motion, outward, with gentle strokes, until just above the groin, in an up, down, and, around motion, r

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Fella's , Fella's, Fella's
Gross, it's just gross. C'mon ladies, lets cover up a little in your pictures, you know who you are. I mean, it's called self respect, but some of you woman just don't get it, and you end up with 300 pictures of yourselves with your floppy sweater pillows just oozing out of your tank top. And fella's, don't encourage this, i've seen your comments, things like "Tasty" "Mmmm so sexy" but it's neither of those things. And to the chicks that get on cam, please please please keep your clothes on, and yes, that goes for your your knickers too, nobody wants to see your moose knuckle just hanging out looking like a wizards sleeve. And guy's, keep your dick in your pants, and your status's are almost as bad, Any ladies want to see me jerk off, or Anybody wanna stroke, c'mon, nobody wants to see you wank your little knob, go flog the bishop away from your computer, your gonna get jizz in your keyboard and ruin it and then your gonna say, hey I wish I would have listened to that super smart and f

Ladies China Fashion Apparel Shop At Korean Japan Clothing Store
Take a look in several new China fashion clothes recommended by wholesale China Fashion & Korean fashion & Japanese fashion online shop koreanjapanclothing.com! Spring is an exciting season, and all start over again, all things are reborn at this moment! In spring, as a beauty-loved woman, you need for some warm bold rich colors to dress yourself up, so that the bright color series of dresses cheer up our mood! Sweet lace slim T shirt In sunny afternoon put on a spring outfit and go out to the streets! Powder blue with a breath of spring with this delicate lace short-sleeved T, up and down the echoes to create an elegant image of women look! Simple and delicate lace is the body with the key Oh, you want to feel the spring atmosphere, try this dressing collocation! Sweet vest dress Walking down the street the sweet lovely you is very favorite! Such a Japanese fashion dress is very suitable for dating with boyfriend! Three-dimensional design of flowers and lifelike! S

Ladies Summer Chinese Fashion Clothing Wholesale
Japanese fashion wholesale shop koreanjapanclothing.com take you have a look at variety the 2012 summer amazing Chinese fashion dresses for sweet girls! Early summer is coming soon, and sweet girls in the streets always are able to attract public’s attention! But you know how to wear that both sweet and will not appear contrived. The elegant style and great cowboy punk perfect combination. The sleeveless processing is very seasonal, with the belt is very tidal, brilliant color and not exaggerated version of the type, the interpretation of Smart breath of the summer, the Heart is hard to praise the beautiful! The brocade fabric is smooth and vertical perceptual very good, giving a noble sense of the shoulder of the disk flowers have a very good modification. Chest crimp and spread of the A-shaped hem to highlight the natural curves. Shut up the skirt is a very big bright spot, graceful even more style. Back invisible zipper is designed to facilitate wearing.

Ladies Watch Out!!!
LADIES OF FUBAR!!! I HAVE A HUGE WARNING FOR THOSE THAT ENCOUNTERS A GUY NAMED CHRIS123 1. HE IS NOT A NAVY SEAL!!! DO NOT BELIEVE IN THOSE LIES 2. HE IS NOT FROM VIRGINIA BEACH!!! 3. HE LIED TO A FEW WOMEN TELLING THEM HE'S GOING TO MARRY THEM AND BREAK THEIR HEARTS!!! EVEN TOLD ONE GIRL IN TEXAS TO MOVE IN WITH HIM AND ALMOST DID IT... IF YOU SEE THIS GUY....HIS NAME IS CHRIS123...RUN THE OTHER WAY!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! that is all.

Ladies And Gentlemen
dear ladies, if your tired of being around assholes who treat you like $h!t, stop hanging out and trying to get with them. Get with the guys you put in the friendzone cause guess what, odds are they will treat you better than all of your exs that beat you. from common sense that is out of your reach dear gentlemen, the friendzone sucks, you will be there until you are rich or all the assholes die. sorry. from ... you dont really care at this point

Ladies Fashion Sandals Shoes Shape Slender Legs
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La Différence Entre Android Et Symbian
Aujourd'hui, les téléphones Android gagnent de plus en plus de popularité parmi les utilisateurs de téléphones cellulaires, tandis que les téléphones Symbian, principalement produites par Nokia, sont très en retard pour diverses raisons. C'est pourquoi Nokia envisage de mettre fin à sa collaboration avec Microsoft sur le système d'exploitation Symbian pour les développements futurs. Il est un fait que l'Android désormais prendre une part croissante du marché. Vous pouvez vous demander ce qui a fait l'Android si populaire et chaud ces jours-ci. La partie sondes suivre dans les différences entre les systèmes d'exploitation Android et Symbian, qui pourraient vous aider à trouver la réponse. -telephone portable pas cher L'aspect le plus important sur les téléphones Android est le système d'exploitation basé sur Internet, et c'est Android développé par Google. Ce système d'exploitation est open source, donc il ya beaucoup plus de logiciels d'application et de ressources pour Android que Sy

Ladies - Get Rid Of That Pooch
http://www.naturescorner.com/ Q: I suffer from the "POOCH". I am a female in very good shape. i maintain a healthy weight, and, exercise. I am 5'7" - 36DD" - 26" - 36" - 15% body fat. I have tried everything, but can not lose the "POOCH" - what can I do??? Trina Sanchez - Houston, TX A: First, it appears you are in very good shape. For those women who do not know what the "POOCH" is - it is that troublesome bulge in your tummy between the bellybutton, and, groin. The belly/ tummy massage works wonders. The belly/ tummy rub is the best way to lose the "POOCH" if all else fails. Most women initially require three, 30 minute sessions a week, for one month, than one to two times a week to maintain depending on individual variation. A session can be done laying, or, standing. Starting at the bellybutton, the belly is rubbed in a cl

La Disponibilite De L'achat Pas Cher Sera La Robe De Cocktail Famille 2013 Est Aussi Prestigieux Que Le Bon Choix Pour Vous Extraordinaire Royaume
Robe de vêtements de développement 2013 bon marché peuvent être choix judicieux pour l'achat de femme / homme plus jeune usure robe 2013 fonctionne comme sa plus ou moins une femme sage choix que vous. Les gens portent des vêtements entre le parti conduire fondamentalement la vie quotidienne succès. En robe d'usage régulier certainement travailler dur avec lui parfois. Pour sauvegarder votre argent durement gagné, obtenir une robe de cocktail sexy faible usure peut aussi accélérer prix pour la variété des filles. La robe de mariée pas cher la saison dernière plate 2013 devrait compatibles avec une femme crie. Oui, moins-que-parfait des robes de cocktail de haute qualité rentable l'an dernier 2013 pourrait représenter styles riches habiles peuvent être choisis. Acheter la vérité est l'usure robe 2013 de l'équilibre de la société peut servir de conséquence, le compte de réserve pour vous. Porter la robe pourrait être plus grand cadeau que vous utile conclusion nos vies. Un leader peu

La Diferente Tableta , La Diferente Maravillosa
Si usted ha visto Project Runway, usted debe haber encontrará que es cómodo Android 4.2 Tablet PC y fresco para los diseñadores para dibujar boceto de diseño ropa en la tableta. No importa si es el diseño de ropa importante o simplemente interesados en el diseño, es bueno tener un mejor pastilla que se utilizará para la elaboración del diseño de ropa. Hay algo que usted debe tener en cuenta cuando se va a elegir un mejor pastilla que se utilizará para la elaboración del diseño de ropa. Si usted acaba de comenzar a usar la tableta para dibujar el diseño de ropa, se sugiere elegir un tableta Android barato pero con un gran rendimiento para el diseño. Lo que necesita la pastilla es practicar cómo se siente libre para dibujar el boceto. Será un poco difícil para el nuevo alumno a controlar una tableta con una configuración complicada. Pero se necesita la pantalla para ser sensibles. Además, es necesario equipada con un lápiz táctil para dibujar. Si usted ha apren

The Ladle!!
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER" You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate,Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not say

La- Dog Is Wasting Away ...needs Out Now !!!!
COME ON! THIS FELLA IS DYING AND SHRINKING DAILY. LOOK AT HIS SAD FACE! CAGED AND DOOMED AS A PUPPY TO BE RESCUED AND LOVED...THEN DUMPED BACK IN CAGE BECAUSE HE TORE UP HIS CHRISTMAS TOY? PLS. SAVE BLACK, DON'T LET HIM DIE LIKE THIS.

La Douche A Ses Trucs Sains
Une douche quotidienne avec de l'eau froide dans un bain tiède ou chaude à la fin d'une journée de froid est l'un des luxes que la plupart apprécie notre corps. Dans ce dernier cas, par exemple, une étude japonaise a déterminé les effets calmants d'une douche chaude à la fin de la journée, comme dans la salive des individus étudiés ont montré une diminution des niveaux de stress. En outre, pour beaucoup de gens, la douche tous les matins a un effet contre la paresse et peut agir presque comme la caféine douchette led pas cher . Cependant, plus d'une douche quotidienne pourrait dans certains cas constituer un risque pour la peau. Cet article est composé de couches, et qui est formée par le lipide est la bactérie qui empêche en outre s'étendre à travers la peau. Par conséquent, il est important de protéger cette couche, sans altérer ses composants. En ce sens, certains gels douches peuvent altérer la couche lipidique si elle interfère avec le pH de la peau. Par conséquent, bien que l'e

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Lady Of The Lake(erotic Vampire)
Walking down a long dirt road in the middle of the night a woman came out of the trees. As I continued walking I noticed that she stood there staring at me. It seemed i was lost in a dream. a thought I'd had so many times that it had finally gotten to such a point that it seemed almost real coming alive on this very night. Blinking and rubbing my eyes she still stood there. Simply waiting and looking. So I did what I always did and continued to walk trying to pretend she wasn't there and that I was alone. Alone as I had always been but as I started to pass the place where she stood she began to walk in the same direction as me. Her footsteps were soft and almost silent but my ears were straining for every noise and I could hear that she moved though I dared not look. "Is it you? Have you finally shown yourself?" I silently wondered Nothing came but yet the woman still walked behind me. So I decided to make a turn and head down to the lake at the end of the road. if she was stalking

Lady Flower
Lady Flower In the still of the night a flower rests in the field, Glowing by the light of the moon can it be real, Stunning and true it is beautiful to see, That I must draw near and hold it ever close to me. in the still of the night a lady stands in wait, Her body radiant she is the writer of fate, To her I must run with all haste and speed, For to make this angel happy is my greatest need. The lady as the flower is beautiful its true, Magnificence unmeasured I must need run to you, So hold my gaze and know me for this, Knowing you Flower Lady has been true bliss. Matthew Scott Geyer Journeyman

Lady Fare
Lady fare in yonder Moon Cast thy eyes upon my face So that I may see the glow Burning deep inside your soul Lady fare so kind and gentle Display yourself for my embrace Lady fare so pure and warm Hold my soul to keep it safe Lady fare so calm and serene Watch over me as I sleep Lady fare oh so loving and kind Your soul I share with all mankind

Lady Love
lady love wanders through the night searching for a place to call her home. passing from heart to heart leaving them cold and dry as she steals all that laid with in. tonight she's found me sitting here and burried deep inside thinking she's found a place to stay. in the morning she shall leave turning my heart black and colder then ice. it won't matter to me though because i've known it before. for you see i was the first that this lady loved and the first which whom she left. since the first night she walked away i've been decayed and dead. tears upon my shoulder will still make me cry and every ounce of pain in her heart will kill me deep inside. it was so when we first met and remains through every year but no longer is it a shock to me or something i feel i must change. no i lied its something i feel must be cured her pain must be gone even when it kills me and it does. the difference now is the acceptance that i never get it right and never will. lady love will come and g

Lady Of Darkness:
Lady Of Darkness: I live the darkness and beyond the night, I heard the night calling me to come, Had un-embraces me out of my glasses case, I dress in black lace, tight Glovers, and Black highs heel shoes, I stand in the dark desert corner, With my eyes glowing in the dark, Like a wild animal ready for a attend, I am only drink the warm blood out after thing, I lured and ambush and bring them into my lair, I will make love to you, Feast you; drink the blood off your body, And I will make you mine, forever. My youth and my beauty with steak with me forever, I will in an eternal life, Along if I steak away from sunrise.

Lady Luck
Lady luck Current mood: calm Category: Writing and Poetry This piece is a song I wrote some time ago, the music reminds me of Aerosmith. I like the structure in that each line has a rhyme and the end of each line rhymes with the next line and in succesion with all four lines in the verse. Chorus One roll of the dice, better think twice. You bet it all, win or lose One look in her eyes, and you'll realize lady luck is the master of fools Verse 1 Gonna take a ride on the other side, lay down your bet Twice you burn and you never learn, try to forget Wise is the way but you always stray better pay your debt Tomorrow you pay for the life of today with bitter regret Be careful what you are spending Cause you must repay what they're lending Fear for the stench and decay Tomorrow's the day you repay Verse 2 Paid your dues thought you'd never lose,but you cannot decide Gonna win it back on the color black, never knew she lied There for the dance and a

Lady Boys
Okay, why do guys put pictures of women in their main profile pics??? I mean, are they trying to get other guys to look at them? Are they benders or something? Not saying I'm a homophobe. I live with a gay guy and he's superb. However, what's the point of trying to attract guys to your page unless you like it up the chuff??!!!

Lady Liberty
LADY LIBERTY I wonder what she thought As she stood there, strong and tall. She couldn't turn away, She was forced to watch it all. Did she long to offer comfort As her country bled? With her arm forever frozen High above her head. She could not shield her eyes She could not hide her face She just stared across the water Keeping Freedom's place. The smell of smoke and terror Somehow reduced her size So small within the harbor But still we recognized... How dignified and beautiful On a day so many died I wonder what she thought, And I know she must have cried.

The Lady's Prayer
Our Mother who art all things, Our Lady who art the moon, sun, and heavens, Hallowed be thy name By thy sovereignty of the sacred land, Thy divine will be done On Earth as it is in all realms Give us this day our daily bread Bless and guide us, Great Goddess And protect us from all harm and evil For thine is the power, beauty, and love Forever, and a day. Ayea!

Lady Friends
Hey pretty lady >THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... > >FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,(AND TO THE ONES WHO NEVER WILL) > >THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, > >AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! > >SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO > YOU!!! > > >You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 pretties ladies on my friends list. > >Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit > again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have > ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and > let them know they are pretty ..= "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Lady Death
LADY DEATH I HERE HIS SILENT SCREEMS.......... LADY DEATH IS CALLING ........ HE UTTERS NOT A SINGLE WORD........ AS HE RUNS........ HE PUSHES AND PUSHES....... BUT IS TRAPPTED IN THE VOID........ I CAN NOT HELP HIM........ HES GONNA DIE......... FRANTICALY I SEARCH ........ I CAN NOT SEE ....... PLEASE........ DONT LET HIM DIE...... PLEASE ........ LET HIM WIN THIS FIGHT....... MY MIND IT RACES ......MY HEART EVEN FASTER ...... I HERE HIM...... I HERE HIM......... BUT HE PUSHES ME FARTHER ......... AS LADY DEATH DRAWS NEAR ........ I CAN NOT FIND HIM I CAN NOT SEE........ IN DARKNESS HE IS TRAPPED IN THE VOID......

The Lady And Lord Of The Vampires
coming and going she sits and stares upon twilights face her name is skye a creature of the night her kind are feared her race slaughtered upon her sill she sits wondering of there is another like her, she sees the sky darken it is almost time it is almost safe to walk upon the earth which is full of beauty yet also deadly through dark corridors she walks hoping to find him for he is also wandering through those same corridors in which she walks she finds a door he a ladder, both lead to the same place their feeding ground their haven from the woes of mortals for mortals they are not born of ash raised to believe that they are mortal they find it diffucult to shed their mortal lives, she finds herself drawn to the place she was found as a child he finds himslef drawn to where he lost it all all held dear and sacred can it be that they are controlled by fate, forced to lead sorrowful lives unhindered they draw closer each a different path ye

Lady In Black
On a magical misty morning I was standing in the Autumn rain Suddenly the birds fell silent Would I ever hear them sing again... Hear them sing again... Without a word of warning I saw a shadow in the Autumn rain Just like in my nightly dreams The Lady In Black had come again... The Lady had come again... Begging me to follow her into the misty rain Begging me to follow her into the no more pain Her eyes were hypnotizing Burning deep inside my brain The Lady In Black was here now She was here to take me far away... Take me far away... "Follow me to the other side" Through the tunnel of light we travel, fading away Through the tunnel of light we travel We're fading away Through the light that's shinning bright We're fading away Through the light that's shinning bright We're fading away

Ladydeath
Death doesnt scare me Death is the darkness in which i came the Source of all evil my eyes are black my hair is red and my heart is colder then ice i could kill you with just one look posion runs throw my vains i am Lady Death i feel no love i feel no life i feel only the pain and hate in this world

The Lady Of The Lake
The Lady of the Lake (Nimue, Vivien, Vivienne, Niniane) The Lady of the Lake was known by many names. She was most often Nimue (pronounced Nim-oo-ay). Nimue was often confused and misrepresented in Arthurian Legend as an enchantress wanting nothing more than to steal Merlin's magick. This is considered by most, a literary fabrication created by the misogynist, religious state of that time. Literarily, Nimue was the daughter of Diones and the lover of both Pelles and Merlin. In reference to Nimue as the Lady of the Lake, it was she who gave the sword Excalibur to Arthur and regained it when he died. She also accompanied three additional faerie queens to Avalon with the body of the slain king. It is also said that she stole the child Lancelot and cured his madness. This was done so Lancelot could become guard to Nimue's weak son Mabuz who was tormented by Iweret. Alfred, Lord Tennyson paints one of the lovliest literary pictures of the Lady of the Lake in his great work, Id

Lady Deathstrike
LADY DEATHSTRIKE By: Daniel J. Maag PLEASE SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO A MARVELOUS AND WONDERFUL TALE OF A UNIQUE LADY NAMED DEATHSTRIKE OF WHOM MOST OF YOU DO NOT KNOW WELL THIS STORY IS ABOUT CYBORG HEROIN AN ASSASSIN YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW LADY DEATHSTRIKE SHE’S KNOWN TO HER ENEMIES TO HER FRIENDS HER NAME IS JUST YURIKO SHE’S THE DAUGHTER OF LORD DARK WIND AN EVIL MAN WHO HATED ALL THINGS GOOD SCARRED FOR LIFE FROM A BLOODY WAR BENT ON DESTRUCTION AS WELL HE WOULD HER SKILLS AND TALENTS WERE AMAZING SHE FOUGHT WITH BRUTAL DEADLY FORCE A SAMURAI SKILLED IN THE ART OF KENJUTSU TO AVOID HER WRATH WOULD BE A WISE COURSE IN ALL HER WONDROUS ADVENTURES THERE WAS ONE THAT REALLY STANDS OUT A CONTINUING BATTLE AGAINST A POWERFUL X-MAN SHE AND WOLVERINE HAD MANY BLOODY BOUTS AFTER THE BRUTAL DEATH OF HER FATHER A NEW QUEST IN LIFE WAS AT HAND TO LEARN THE SECRETS OF ADAMANTIUM CAPTURING WOLVERINE WAS HER ONLY PLAN AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS ON GETTING HIM SH

Lady With A Wicked Tongue
Erotic was she, To bring men to beg and plead. Lady with the wicked tongue, Demons bore the words she sung. Wrapped in that scarlet dress, Her exquisite breasts open to caress. And voluptuous lips stained with sins glowing red, on her devilish grins. They came to her, Captured by, the gentle purr. With that cat like hex, Leaving rivers of blood on necks. She, with whitened fangs upon her grin, Crimson now dripping down her chin; Drying men of their marrow, So deadly, like of a poison tipped arrow. At time of shadows, she preys, Charming them with that Medusa gaze, Foolish men, old and young, That lady with, the wicked tongue.

Lady Vicarious
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com The Trials of Lady Vicarious I am Lady Vicarious and this is the tale of my corruption. I have served milady, the Princess Oralia, since the dawn of my own womanhood. We are separated by only a handful of years. My mother, Lady Tedium, had served before me, and I observed her ministrations closely so as not to displease the beautiful princess. Our association began with a closeness far beyond that of many dear friends. When the princess was irritable, I would massage her massive breasts until she heaved such a sigh of relief that she immediately required sleep. To my surprise, she would sometimes sneak up behind me while I performed some mundane household task and caress my own breasts until my knees wobbled and I could work no longer. I ask You - - how man princesses do you know who fondle the bosoms of their servants? She was a pearl amid a sea of common pebbles. I did her bidding without complaint or questions. So, whe

Lady....ink
Sexy lady friend...tatoos to no end Walking keepsake they're all she needs Giving color to the skin that bleeds Do you know her ... have you lusted for her touch? Giving off confident vibes Having impure thoughts seen inside her eyes I know its something others long for.... Scared of how people will rate and score Impulsiveness is a gift she achieves Do you share my likings? The buzzing sound is MY release-----------> sweet lady friend do you miss me? Jenni

Lady.......
Glow lady Outshine the moon Your radiance lends warmth To the sun, at high noon You are beautiful- Like a portrait, framed in gold In comparison to you Even fire seems cold. Glow lady Show me some sign That I have touched your heart Like the way you have mine You are wonderful- Like a June moonlit night Like that last puzzle piece When it fits in just right. Glow lady What more can I say My thoughts are all of you Every night, every day You have touched- Something brand new in me And these things I now feel I feel, so tenderly.

A Lady Is
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, Th

The Lady Beyond Wetness
Time together is rare, we are tired and over stretched in all our activities including time together. Sex had become a routine, a quick fix at the end of the day when really we were too tired but still needed to connect. So one night when I was sitting in the lounge going through some paper work and Jeremy was in the study working (again) I decided to respond to the stirings of desire. I went upstairs and got changed, I crept downstairs again and stood at the study door watching J work, his fingers flying over his keyboard, a frown creased across his head. ' Can I get you anything babe?', I ask. He looks up to respond and nothing comes out of his mouth, his jaw drops at the sight of me standing there in my knee high red boots, red bra and thong (a new purchase he hadn't had the pleasure of seeing or removing yet!). " I could use an orgasm or two", I tell him. Grinning he gets up and walks around his desk to me, he grabs hold of me and kisses me hard on the mouth, a kiss

Lady,a Message From A Bleeding Heart.
Lady, all I need is you in my life, My life changed when I first met you eight years ago, You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you are reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is You set my heart ablaze. Your love lies in the center of my heart, Where can I begin to express all the wonderful feeling that lye in my heart, I will begin by letting you know that you are a part of me, You are the companion to my dreams, When you come to me in my dreams all I can feel is the love I feel for you travel throughout my body I will always love you, You are a part of me. You are

Lady In The Water
OK, this was an excellent story. I love the mind of M. Night Shyamalam. He is one of the most creative writer/directors of the decade. The acting was well done, the special effects were done well, of course. I was satisfied with the ending. All tho, the ending didn't have the M. Night twist it usually does, but I don't think any other ending would have justified the tale. The only problem I had with the movie was there was entirly too much whispering. I hate that. But, since the story it's self was so good, I'll let it slide. I thought the characters were well placed and nicely casted. The creature was very cool, very "fairy tale", I like that. I wasn't sure what to expect from the previews I had seen, but was pleasantly surprised with the direction the film took. I reccomend it to everyone.

Ladybird Problem
ok found a ladybird this morning and its about the 4th one i found in my house this winter but heres the problem what do i do with the little bugga!!! 1. leave him where he is and i may just suck him up with the hover. (by accident of course) 2. leave him where he is and the dogs may get to him first and eat him thinking hes a smartie. 3. get a little match box and put him in there keep him all warm call him george, and let him go in spring awwww how girlie!!! 4.other.... and that does not include standing on him awwww u mean gits so answers below people and quick before 1 or 2 happen.

Lady Of Mine
Lady, oh lady of mine, That voice of yours haunts my soul, Smoother than a fine vintage wine Much sweeter than golden honey, Inspiring me like an angel's whisper, That voice of yours is so soft and kind, Tantalizing me in a very subtle way, Lady, oh lady of mine. That voice of yours permeates my heart, It clings to the walls of my soul like a vine, Embracing me with every word, O' whisper to me your passionate verses, Serenade my spirit with every line, Encouraging my heart with your rhymes, Lady, oh lady of mine. Your voice urges me to slowly undress you, Melodically enticing me to take the time To make love to you in the middle of the day, As delicate and velvety as the petal of a rose, Is that voice that soothes my mind, Always spilling out words of love to me, Lady, oh lady of mine.

A Lady, A Queen. For Konstance B.
Entry for January 04, 2006 . A LADY, A QUEEN. I HAVE BEEN GRANTED AUDIENCE, TO BE IN THE PRESANCE OF A LADY, A QUEEN. WE BOTH SPOKE OF A LONGING, A QUEST, OUR WISHES OUR DESIRES, OUR LIKES AND OUR LOVES. OUR PASSIONS. WE ARE DIFFERENT, YET SYMPATICO. UPON OUR SECOND MEETING, TO SPEAK ONCE AGAIN OF OUR PASSION, OUR BATTLES AND OUR SCARS. TO DINE UPON FLESH AND FOLAGE, TO DRINK SWEET WINE, CANDLE LIGHT AND MUSIC. THE LADY BEAUTIFUL LIKE NO OTHER, ACCOMPANIED ME TO MY CHAMBERS, FOR WINE AND SONG. A KISS ,A TASTE, SWEETEST WINE AND SWEETER LIPS. I HAVE NOT TASTED. AN EMBRACE, A TOUCH, A GENTAL CARESS. DARK HAIR, CASSCADING ABOUT HER FACE AND UPON HER BREAST.EYES OF GREEN AND GOLD,A GLOW FROM DEEP WITHIN. ASK I DID, MAY I ASSIST YOU, SHE SAID YES. UNLACING EACH BOOT, CARRESSING THE BLACK STOCKING CLAD, LONG DELICIOUS, CURVES OF HER CALVES,HER CREAMY WHITE THIGHS, WITH A KISS UPON HER FLESH SHE SHUDDERED AND COOED. HER TASTE, HER SCENT, UPON MY LIPS, IN THE AIR. TO T

A Lady's View On Metal~
My opinion on metal ? I think Metal is a variety ( you still have a choice in metal and still accepted in the metal community) You have the battle of the riffs, the fastest, the loudest, the darkest... ( Mr Mustaine) The beauty in the metal ( Randy R and Marty Friedman )But you also have some people with demons in their lives and locked out by society for what these issues have been or it's a problem we don't talk about etc... and there is the music, their serenity, their way to express what they feel inside.....You also have your shock rockers as well, you have to admit, these musicans are geniues's! But we choose what we listen to as fans.. Escape goat for society? We are but metal heads have heavy fuckin shoulders !

The Lady And The Hoe
Ladies, you've been hoodwinked…. hornswoggled… led astray..... Now I know Im gonna sound like someone's grand mother. This right here is old lady speak. So parlay for a minute while my inner-granny pokes throught the surface for this entry I know you THINK you know your man. I know you THINK that you know what your man wants. I know you THINK you have shit figured out when it comes to men. I know you THINK that if you just had a man who would act right, you basically have what it takes to keep his ass home. Bamboozled!!.....and in a big muhfuckin way!!! Whether you can or not is another question entirely and is not the subject of this entry. The subject of this entry is that in the theoretical world you live in, you feel like you pretty much know what a man wants. But oh!........ Oh how you have been misled…. Now sure....... dudes like beer and sex and sports and food and all that shit. And of course you know that doing all those th

Lady Abigail And Sir Arnauld Part 2
Sir Arnauld is home at long last The battles fought now in the past Lady Abigail is relieved he is safe Being uncertain, her nerves did chafe * Sir Arnauld must now decide his future And he was looking for a different adventure One which included the lady of his heart The Lady Abigail would give his life a new start * Sir Arnauld must petition now to his King Convince him that Lady Abigail must wear his ring The King listened to Arnauld state his plea The love Arnauld had was so plain to see * The King bade Abigail to come before him To see if her love for arnauld was a whim The King would see if her feelings were true Would he allow them their dream to pursue * The king knew that Arnauld was his best Knight And he wanted to make his future bright So he gave his blessings to allow them to wed For Arnauld enough blood had been shed * The banners were hung announcing the news The glad tidings across the land f

Lady Abigail And Sir Arnaul Part 1
Sir Arnauld, Knight, brave and bold Who’s exploits in stories have been told In Loyalty to his king and his realm seen many battles dressed in armor and helm * Lady Abigail, beautiful and pristine Loves the man who’s heart she has seen But how to get this man’s attention To show him her great love and affection * A Lady must be proper and demure Until her wedding night she must remain pure Always chaperoned by ladies in waiting Her mind on the Knight upon whom she’s thinking * Sir Arnauld had noticed her but did not approach For he held her in his mind above reproach This woman who was in his thoughts night and day To her there was much that he wanted to say * In order to woo her, his King must approve His love for her he would have to prove Sir Arnauld wanted this Lady in his life To come home to from battle and weary strife * Lady Abigail must attend audience with the king he would see the love to his Knig

The Lady In Blue (from September)
I have alwasy been frightened of the "Unknown" My family has had several dealings with ....certain beings. Ghosts. Spirits...whathave you. I call em freaky as fuck. Last Sunday.... I lay on the couch. The Television is playing football. Softly in the background. I fall asleep. Immediatly I wake. The air was soft. A tad fuzzy. I sit up. Then. I stand. I look down and see myself asleep. I see Tophey on the blue couch. I Look twords my kitchen. And i see a woman standing there. She is wearing a blue dress. Dark hair. Pulled back. she is smiling. I feel all things good and wonderful from her. On the ground between us both is a line of an ashy substance. I am unsure what it is. But i know that I need to touch it with my foot in order to speak to her. I notice out of the corner of my eye Emma. she starts running down the hall. She is running in slow motion. I walk twords the lady in blue. It is very difficult. Its like a magnet is keeping me baclk from her. I know t

A Lady Walks Into A Bmw Dealership
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

Lady Land
I KNOW A HEART IN LADY-LAND SO INNOCENT AND BRIGHT; I KNOW A DEAR AND DAINTY HAND SO WARM, AND WEE, AND WHITE, AND LIGHTLY TO THE WINDS I'D CAST ALL ELSE THE WORLD DOTH HOLD, IF I COULD BIND THEM CLOSE AND FAST WITHIN A HOOP OF GOLD.

Lady
Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you. You have made me what I am and I am yours. My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you. et me hold you in my arms forever more. You have gone and made me such a fool, I'm so lost in your love. And oh, we belong together. Won't you believe in my song? Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you. You have come into my life and made me whole. Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning. Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear. In my eyes I see no one else but you. There's no other love like our love. And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me. I've waited for you so long. Lady, your love's the only love I need and beside me is where I want you to be. 'Cause, my love, there's something I want you to know, you're the love of my life, you're my lady.

Lady In Need Of Help Plz!
Plz help this lady out she is a friend and needs help bad! Contest ends tommorrow so we really need to help her! Come on guys we know we can help her out! thanks maria click on pic to vote and comments bomb!

Lady Of Lights,master Of Mind
Lady of lights Standing on the edge Touching you inside from the farside Lady of lights Making you a pledge That life among the lights is a free ride The lady of lights has got you Take the pen and sign your name The lady of lights has got you And you'll never be the same Master of mind Bringing you the words From a language lost and forgotten Master of mind Cutting you in thirds Turning rock hard thought into cotton The master of mind has got you Take the pen and sign your name The master of mind has got you And you'll never be the same Lady of Lights,Master of Mind Give up your rights,You've already signed And the signatures in blood. In the topsy,turvy world Of colors and crazy sounds You journey through yourself To find yourselfs been found And you hear the god and devil As they bargain for your soul Their words become a bit to much And you finally lose control Never again,God help me Never again,God save me Never again,Never again Until tomorrow

The Lady
cemetary, dark and quiet death is waiting near shadows dance with devils the night brings out the fear the devils stop their dance they all stare in awe... the Lady has awakened the only sound a crow's caw she slips between the tombs of love thats gone and dead of memories of her past of the life she loved and led damn them all to hell she screamed in her mind i was never one of them never of their kind through the graves she made her way just as she did every day to a little grave small and unique her daughters grave the one they named monique only and infant, taken away life gone into the ground the mother, gone crazy with sorrow, she drowned now she walks alone this cemetary at night gaurding these stones knowing she's right life is gone, still she mothers the child she never got to hold so now she wonders lonely still this cemetary so cold she would have sold her soul if she would have known that she could have seen that baby fully grown so s

Lady Of The Shadows - A Poem
I'm not good at writing poetry, but wrote this one about myself... Night It calls to me Beckons with its ebony caress I answer night's call Needing to be enveloped within its deepest and darkest secrets. Only within the shadows I exist Within its velvety folds I await. For what am I that dwells within the darkness? Here I belong Here I stay The Lady of the shadows.

Lady & The Unicorn
Once upon a time when the world was dark and mysterious their was a lady and her unicorn that bestowed her angels dust and through the darkness her hope would shine leading the lost back to the divine Their crying eyes, their search for more ~ to life ~ all would be healed ~ rhythmic motions like waves hitting the shore But the journey would not be easy for the darkness had come calling in search of the unicorn heart and as darkness lie in wait the rapture of their fate was drawing near She had just once chance a hope and a prayer but the darkness was counting on her despair for it was the light of her love in the unicorns heart that gave them strength to carry on Time grew on and the journey was long shadows upon shadows whispering their sighs to try and tease and discourage her through little subtle lies always standing on the sidelines always watching from the sidelines always seething from the sidelines waiting for their demise for purity of heart is what they

Lady Of Death
She has the beauty that can take your breath away. She has the looks of an angel standing before you. She has a heart that is strong and purely full of love. She has the spirit of a great fighter but within her soul grows anger of a beast. She is more like a black widow she lets her looks do the talking which is most deadly for any one specially a man.

Lady Vampire&chase
THEY ARE HERE,YOU BETTER RUN,THEY ARE THE VAMPIRES,...HIDE YOUR SILVER,WE DON'T NEED IT,A CROSS OH SURE,AS LONG AS IT IS OF THE GOTHIC NATURE,OR BETTER YET A PENTAGRAM,LADY VAMPIRE&HER BOYFRIEND CHASE COX WALK INTO THE BAR,TOOTHY GRINS DRINKS AS LONG AS THEY ARE BLOODY ON THE ROCKS.BLOW SOME DARK KISSES,PASSION IS FIRE,AND IS RED AND COMES IN WAVES LIKE RIPPLES AND TRICKLES OF THAT RED FLOWING ESSENCE OF SUCCULENT LIFE.COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE BITTEN TOO,DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US??? IN THIS SWEET DUET,LET'S MAKE IT A BLOOD TRIO OR MORE,FEEL THE WARMTH OF IT FLOWING WHEN WE BITE.~SATISFACTION~A SLEEP IN OUR COFFINS WITH BLACK ROSES DREAM SWEET BLOODY DREAMS.THEY BRING"BITE ME" TO A WHOLE NEW MEANING.THEY WANT YOU TO BITE,AND DRAW BLOOD.IT IS ETERNAL.WHAT IS IN THEIR EYES IS A STORM,YOU SEE THE LIGHTENING,FEEL THE ELECTRICITY TO FEED,YOUR HEART BEATS LIKE THE THUNDER POUNDING,ROARING RIPPING THROUGH THE DEEP DARK BLACK PITCH OF NIGHT.THE SPELL THAT BLINDS YOU FALLS LIKE

Lady's Only
to bring sexy back is to dress sexy, like a nice dress,nice pair of shoe's with heels. And a beautiful smile.no foul mouth's sailor's. because only a few women fit's this criteria. because they don't wear dresse's, get with it women if u r sexy.

Lady Death.... Song Poem Thing.
Death is coming Your pain will be gone The pigs won't find your body The hogs will be fed Your time here is done Lady of Death do your job Hacking, slashing, stabbing You're the pain killer Death is closer Ending your sorrow Hiding you in a unmarked grave No evidence will be fond Lady of Death do your job Choking, Strangling, drowning You're the sorrow ender Death is a pun you Shocking, poisoning, an shooting O thee ways to bring you to your end Lady of Death do your job Lady of Death end there pain Lady of Death Lady of Death how lovely thy job is Lady of Death Free from thee Mortal laws………..

Lady Beware,,
Well ladies just thought that i would let u on a little bit of news from my experience that i had for this month and man did i learn my lesson....Well if u ever get some one that says he lives in the states but he is on business in africa(nigeria)or some other foreign land and that they got robbed and need help to get home and if u can send them money to help them get home and that u will get it back as soon as he gets home(don't do it),or if a man says that he can double your money if u send so much and than 2 or 3 wks wants more cause he has doubled your money and he wants to triple it and he keeps asking or even if it is a woman(don't do it)trust me i learned the hard way and never again..I am not saying that all men or women are like that but becareful ok...

Lady Of My Dreams
Sitting silently I sigh quietly As I gagaze upon the angel in front of me Her beauty is too gorgeous - for any man to fantasize My heart burns til it melts- when I look in her eyes Deep down inside my mind says no But my heart keeps pushing me Telling me to go I gotta say no Just to keep my mind focus But with every stare it just seem so hopeless Rose petals are the only thing- that describes her touch She keeps giving me butterflies when we talk and such I ask of thy Why put this before me If I can't have What is not up for grabs This situation is as difficult as it seems I guess I better leave a small room for her in my dreams.

Lady By The Sea
LADY BY THE SEA AT THIS TIE I AM ASKING EVERYONE AT CHERRYTAP TO SHOW SOME SUPPORT FOR THIS ANTHEM. LADY BY THE SEA HAS BEEN ARCHIVED ON ELLIS ISLAND MUSEUM LIBRARY SINCE 1986 AND REMAINS THERE UNTIL THIS DAY PLEASE VISIT ============================ http://www.ladybythesea.com/ =========================== I am sure if we pass this around the website we can get thousands of signatures and comments in no time at all. ============================================ This anthem is already under consideration by all the cruise ships in manhattan as being their song when they pass the statue daily along with performances in high schools this fall throughout the country. PLEASE GO TO MY CT PAGE TO FIND THE LINK IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS ONE HERE PLEASE RALLY AROUND THIS SONG AND AND MAKE IT THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM FOR THIS GREAT MONUMENT MAY GOD BLESS US ALL WARREN MICHAELS BMI

Lady's Dont Understand!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2.. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of y

The Lady That Could Share My Life
I was asked by a few people what I was looking for on here and I thought I would post this blog to explain a bit. First off I’m not Looking for anyone or anything. Of course I hope to find someone but I’m not looking. My thoughts are that fate will cause two like souls to meet when its good and ready so one should walk the path they walk and not try to find someone. In living ones life as they wish they will at some point meet another walking the same path. Those that read some of my blogs will get a good idea of my thoughts and feelings even those that are fiction are from my head and heart and should give insight into who I am. But these are the attributes I hope are in the one I do join on that path. Looks are not important, I’m no show stopper so these days it’s the ability to have good conversation and friendship are much more important. The lady that would hold my thoughts will be self confident, intelligent and happy with her life. She would not Need anyone to

Lady At The Wheel
At a truck stop way out west Lay five rigs pulled up for rest Each sixteen tons of polished steel With a man at every wheel Then through the fog a sixth pulls in Its big head-lights cut the dim Air-breaks hiss as she steps down Need no more then that to turn heads around Stretching high she heads inside The drive she’d done still in her mind When the whispering starts she’ll just smile She’s gotten used to it with every mile She walks to take a window seat Take a sip of coffee or a bit to eat And through the fog she can see Her big rig waiting patiently She glances at the truckers there Laughing at their wild stare “What’s the matter with ye all?” “Never seen a lady haul?” Finishing her late night snack She’ll head off down the beaten track A bark is heard from her hound Caus’ he too knows they’re homeward bound As she climbs into her cab She thinks about the life she’s had Thanking God about this deal Caus’ she’s only alive behind the wheel

Lady's Dont Understand!
Ladies for your information 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work ... more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. 18. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?" 19. One mood, ALL the damn time. 20. Phone conversations are over in

Lady In Black
There was a beautiful lady From her looks, she didn't look shady She came into my life, and made me smile At the same time, I was wondering if I was worth her while... Then Tragedy hit... It hit so hard my heart split.. Her truth unveiled... through the mist, her lies was spilled She lied about so much My heart hurt, by her evil touch She was saying things to me Same things she says to others, hopefully they will see... The lady in black... Her life must be off the track... It's been awhile.. hearing her makes me break... My heart I laid out for her to take... She took it without a thought... Her lies I bought... I cannot get over the lady in black...

The Lady ( From Soup58)
ON THAT DAY A LADY STOOD IN TERROR. AS SHE WATCHED THE FIRST PLANE HITS, SHE STARTS TO CRY. AS TEARS ARE FLOWING DOWN HER FACE SHE STANDS IN TERROR. AS SHE LOWER HER HEAD TO PRAY, A SECOND PLANE SHE SEES, SHE STANDS IN TERROR AS TOWERS FALL, SHE PRAYS TO HER LORD FOR SHE KNOWS MANY WILL DIE. AS SHE PRAYS SHE HEARS BELIEVERS AND NONBELIEVERS CALLING OUT TO HER LORD. AS SHE OPENS HER EYES SHE SEE TEACHERS AND KIDS PRAYING. AT THE START OF THE SCHOOL DAY THEY SAY THE PLEDGE TO OUR AMERICAN FLAG. SHE SEES NO DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN FOR THEY ARE PRAYING ON THE STEPS. SHE SEES NO COLOR AS WE HUG EACH OTHER. TODAY SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO PRAY. AS SHE IS PRAYING SHE STARTS TO CRY FOR SEES NO TEACHER OR CHILD PRAYING OR PLEDGING TO OUR FLAG.....IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. SHE SEES THE DEMOCRAT AND THE REPUBLICAN TRYING TO BLAME EACH OTHER AS DADS, MOMS,SONS,AND DAUGHTERS ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM....SOME ARE DYING. SHE STANDS IN TERROR TODAY FOR SHE KNOWS WE NEED ANOTHER 9-11 TO SAY O

Lady Karmic’s Contract For Service
Lady Karmic’s Contract for service D/s Contract I, ________________________, with a free mind and an open heart; do request of _______________________ that She accept the submission of my will unto Her and to take me into Her care and guidance, that W/we may grow together in trust and mutual respect. The satisfaction of Her wants, desires, and whims are consistent with my desire as a submissive to be found pleasing to Her. To that end, I offer her use of my time, talents, and abilities. Further, I ask, in sincere humility, that, as my Mistress, She accept the keeping of me for the fulfillment and enhancement of O/our sadistic, spiritual, emotional, and intellectual needs. To achieve this, She may have unfettered use of my body any time, any place, in front of anyone; to keep or to give away, as She will determine. I ask that She guide me in any sensual, or scene-related behavior, both together with, and separate from Her, in such a way as to further my growth as a person. I req

Lady Gypsyrose
Lady GypsyRose This graphic is © Copyrighted to GypsyRose Lady GypsyRose Royal Vampire Regent Master of Weapons Master Martial Arts Trainer Clan War Priestess of Noturnus Elite Warriors Keeper of Castle Blood Rose VVv-vVV Skills: ESP/ Telekinesis /Teleport Lore of Forgotten Realms Master Martial Arts Weapons of choice: Enchanted Poison Darts / Sharp Bone Carved Daggers/Spiny Silver Nail Mallet/Mastered Crafted Sharp Double Bladed Swords Vampire Clan War Priest or Priestess Priesthood of Noc* is the third circle of the temple of the vampire and also is known as the inner temple or temple of the dragon. A vampire priest or priestess has successfully demonstrated an advanced application of the principles of vampirism and has sworn an oath to serve the temple. The priesthood of Noc* is the gateway to the hidden mysteries of the temple from which this earthly world is literally ruled. Vampire Regent History Time equals p

Lady By Day
Lady by day Sultry seductress by night Spank me Tie me please me thru the night Can I start with my thoughts On how I want to tease an please this night Straddling your thighs A lap dance given Stiff member between us Aching for attention Needing my touch As I want to please you so much Kiss me Suck me I am on my knees Fill my mouth Make me cry Pull my hair Commence to fly Soar in ecstasy Hinged by thought Take me…use me Hold me Soothe me Descend from high Was that just me? All abandon left Was that just me? Sultry temptress I dare not say A lady won’t admit What your seductress enjoys Demurely I sit Give in to me Relieve this yearning. End this tormented suffering. Take off your clothes... With every intent focused on me Give in to me. For now I Return to the girl Reserved and shy Until I unveil Dark passions cry...

Lady Madonna
Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet Who find the money when you pay the rent Did you think that money was heaven sent Friday night arrives without a suitcase Sunday morning creeping like a nun Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs See how they run Lady Madonna, baby at your breast Wonders how you manage to feed the rest Pa pa pa pa... See how they run Lady Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head Tuesday afternoon is never ending Wednesday morning papers didn't come Thursday night you stocking needed mending See how they run Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

Lady In Red (lesbian)
The bar was dark and smoky but after the day I had I decided to brave walking in alone and have the drink I thought I desperately needed to unwind. A hotel bar isn't my idea of a perfect place to unwind but when in a strange city the options are limited. As my eyes adjust to the dim lighting in the bar I see the form of a shapely woman sitting at the bar. Dressed all in red, my favorite color on a woman, she was sitting all by herself sipping her glass of wine. I glanced around the bar and didn't see anyone that looked like they belonged with her, just a couple of sleazy looking businessmen giving her the eye. I decide to act on my instinct and walk towards an empty barstool next to the lady in red. Taking my seat I took a quick look at her to see if her front looked as good as her backside did. She was beautiful. Long, blond streaked, dark brown hair, big dark eyes and full pouty lips that looked in need of kissing. She had a little smile on her face and it showed off t

Lady Down On Love
Alabama Lady Down on Love It's her first night on the town since she was just eighteen a lady down on love and out of hope and dreams. The ties that once bound her now are broke away and she's like a baby just learning how to play. She never thought that love could ever end so soon. Her mind drifts back in time to a mid-summer moon when he asked her to marry and she glady said O.K. and a woman came to be from the girl of yesterday. Now she's a lady down on love. She needs somebody to gently pick her up. She's got her freedom but she'd rather be bound to a man who would love her and never let her down. Well I know a lady that's down on her love 'cause I used to hold her and have that special touch. But work took me away from home late at nights and I wasn't there when she turned out the lights. Then both of us got lonely and I gave into lust and she just couldn't live with a man she couldn't trust. Now she's a lady down on lo

A Lady I Know
A lady I know There's a lady I know she thinks she's too old and that's what I am told why should age be a factor if happiness is all were after she may think I wnt herfor just a night but not me I need her every night if you don't want this then can we be friends but ust don't let it end before the friendship ever begins.

Lady In Black
I can't believe that I'm here.I'm inside a night club called "The Pit".I'm surrounded by an orgy of bodies moving to the beat of the mind numbing music.The music is so loud that I think that I heard a couple of eardrums explode.I can smell the sweat,alcohol and the strong scent of the intimate encounters all around me.Why did I even come here?I ask myself.That's when I see her.The women I followed straight into this club.Before I came to this club I was on the rooftop of a business building.I figured I'd just wait there intill something interesting happened.That's when I noticed out of the corner of my eyes a lady in black leap off a buildings roof across the street from the one I stood on.It had to be a 50ft drop.I thought that she was a crazy lunatic commiting suicide.Would'nt be the first time someone ended their life from a drop off a buildings rooftop.To my surprise this lady landed gracefully on her feet,without breaking any bones in her body.What manner of creature was this wome

Lady Liberty Called.....
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philipenes, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitans, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be paitent Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezualean, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunii Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving ar

Lady Neptune
hey 2 all my family,friends and fans I woke up this morning and saw I had 20 friends 2 add 2 my list and I hope I got every 1, but my point is one special person called Lady Neptune kingdom of Wolves put up a bulletin and showed me lots of love,so I bought her a blast 4 the week.But also if any 1 can help out today please show her love and lets get her leveled up.Ty all and have a blessed and safe holiday! Your good friend annie!

The Lady Of Mystery
The Lady of Mystery When I discovered a light of the hidden secret, Down dark deep passages of ageless years; Through the dim hallway while spiritedly I flew There stood that ghostly figure of silky white blue. Eagerly I followed back through the old days of yore Through lost eras of horror driven fears; To whence I would lose sight, but always pursued That phantomish lovely lady of pale pink blue. Turned centuries she beckoned that to her I fly, To immerse myself through the dark narrow way; To approach with thunder, this azure mystery And endlessly to see this chariot of secrets to be! By: Lucky to be Irish

Lady
Lady Lady, once proud, I see you all laced in bodice and gown. Head held high by dignity, and ancestoral pride. Enveloped in the love of family. Lady... Now I see you crying tears of shame. Embraced only by your lonliness. Your father unknown, unknown ye to your mother. History has given you the name of "Lady" Even now, as I see your hair of blue, bare midriff, and tongue pierced. Head held high only by your will to be. But thoughts within, oh thoughts within. With the gaining of your freedom, where has your security gone, with your strength, your weakness exudes. With your shedding of chains and garments, comes the nakedness of your soul. Proud no more, Lady I see you cast your eyes down.

The Lady In The Mirror
I don't seem to recognize that lady in my mirror. I may have seen her in her youth, but I've got a sneaking fear. She kinda looks like a relative, perhaps on the side of my father. But the closer I get and the harder I look, Oh, no! My gosh! I'm my mother! done by christine

Lady Gypsyrose - Promoted
Lady GypsyRose Royal Vampire Regent Undead (Class A) Ruler of Weapons Martial Arts Genius Clan War Priestess Blood Moon Assassin SilverClaws Foundation Keeper of Castle Blood Rose Clan Nocturnus VVv-vVV Lady GypsyRose you have earned new rankings and are invited to a ceremony in your honer tonight at 11 pm est. Above is your new rank Below is your new information on some of your new skills. Study them well and mold Gypsy to perfection. You will learn that for a Vampire your the top of the line. Be proud. New Information and skills: Vampire Regents possess all the conventional powers and attributes of the common vampire but to a far greater extent. The strength level of Vampire Regents can be 10 - 20 times stronger than they were in their mortal lives. Vampire Regents can control the will of humans possessing lesser mental strength than theirs through a form of hypnotic control. This hypnotic control can be conveyed either verbally or telepathically from g

Lady In Red.... Level Redheaded Cherry Please!!
RedheadedCherry ? Club F.A.R ? Rate & Fan Me *B4* Friends Add@ fubar That Lady up above is about one of the Finest Ladies on Fubar... She's been a member since the Lost Cherries' Days..., she's been a member since August 6, 2006. RedheadedCherry is Fubar's 92nd Legend with 5, 543 Fans!!! You Really should stop by her page.. Rate her, Fan her and trying becoming one of her friends... She is one of the very few women on this site that I truely trust with anything and everything going on in my life... she has my cellphone and my home phone number.... and always has... that says alot about how much I trust this woman!! She has a heart of gold and would do anything asked of her - even giving the shirt off of her back.... The main reason RedheadedCherry is on Fubar is her daughter... Ashley Marie... Ashley has a blood disease.... so spends time on here when she is not busy taking care of her daughter ... to forget how much pain her daughter is in, because there is nothing

Lady's!! It Never Hurts To Learn!
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark

A Lady Wants Me!!!!!
whatsupbabygirl~BARTENDER4 ILLUSION RADIO~@ fubar Next Week! We will meeting her at 1/2 way in middle of New York! We will going out for datin' and dancin'!!! We talking and sharin' too!! I guess she will going have me as soon!!! OK I hopeful she will accept w/ me!!!!

Lady In Charge :p
I opened the door and stepped inside made my way down the hallway stopped at the bedroom door I heard something, leaned in just a little,there it was a soft moan and the rustling of covers.I peeked around the corner there you were laying on your back legs spreading. My heart started racing.I slowly and very quietly unbuttoned my pants slipped off my shoes you were very softly caressing the lips of your pussy i unbuttoned my shirt and stood there fully naked my cock throbbing i could already see the pre cum leaking out of me making the head all shiny. I glanced back at you i could see your pussy starting to become excited your lips were parting ever so slightly I could just see a glimmer of juice as your fingers dipped in for a taste of what was to come. I grabbed my cock and felt it twitch from the excitement I thought about how I loved your pussy I could spend hours sampling the dew off your petal how I yearned to trace the folds of your vagina with my tongue lovingly circle t

Ladymoon
this poem won me a place in the book The book of who's whos poetry 2007 ~~~~~Ladymoon~~~~~ She leads me down to the edge of the wet, sandy beach I see her misty arms for me they try to reach She smiles at my nakedness, for I am free Her light caresses me, as I tip toe into the sea I stare at her with wonderous eyes She is so beautiful and serene as a lullabye She enlightens my spirit, and calms my mind She is the love I so desperately needed to find She loves me as her lover and her friend Never to abandon me, she will remain til the end I see her shine proudly through the darkest of nights I watch her rule the earth for it is her right When she is cloaked behind dark clouds, I still feel her presence there Her moonbeams caressing my lips, and gently brushes my hair Everynight I am hypnotized, truely amazed I will be inlove with her til my end of days D.L. Abrams

Ladys Read This...
hey hey are all u ladys out there tired of men pushing u around?...if so do somthing about it...dont just let push u around and control u do somthing about..sick up for yourself..cuz i am sick and tired of it..so dont just sit around and do nothing bout it get up and do somthing..because one day you can mae a difference..

Lady's
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT MEN LIKE USING WOMEN FOR JUST ONE THING!!! AND THEY LIKE TREATING THE GOOD WOMAN LIKE PLACE MATT'S AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH US THEN THEY THROW US IN THE TRASH JUST LIKE THE TREAT US AND IT GET'S TIRYING AFTER AWHILE... BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY WELL WHY DO YOU TAKE IT??? WELL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU USE ALL OF YOUR MONEY FOR THE KID'S THEN YOU TELL US WHAT ARE SUPPOSE TO DO???? IT IS HARD FOR US WHEN THE KID'S ARE INVOLVED BUT MEN DONT LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT THEY JUST WANT A PIECE AND THAT'S ALL THEN THEY THROW US AWAY!!!!!

The Lady Who Wrote This Letter Is Pam Foster
The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster,and lives in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq....... Read it! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,2001? Aren't we people from all over the world, mostly Americans, that got brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incin

Lady Moon Shine Softly
Tune: "O Little Town of Bethlehem" Lady moon shines softly down To light the Earth below As we, her children, gather here Around the Yule fire's glow We wait for morning's dawning First light of holy birth Our Lady turns the wheel of life Her Son returns to Earth With joy we'll greet his dawning A new year has begun With increased light is bright new hope Reborn in Everyone.

Lady In My Dreams
There is a lady in my dreams. Dispite the distance shes so near it seems. Her smile has a warmth I have yet to know. Her eyes hold a saddness yet no tears do they show. In my arms I hold her tight. Though i know its only for the night. Upon the morrow she will not me there. From my heart this pain i wish i could spare. I touch her lips and she softly sighs. Before I wake I must say my goodbyes. Every morning my heart breaks anew. No one will know the pain i have been through. I will never know her love it seems. For she is the lady in my dreams. By:T.C.

Lady Nina
You pick out your credit cards and check into the night A dozen tequilas and you're feeling all right So you swim to the disco, out of your depth jaded gigolo Your lucky charms are tarnished so you leave alone But there's one place left to go before the taxi home After all you've made your marks One night you'll play Elizabeth Taylor The next night you're Marilyn Monroe Forever kissing frogs that think they're princes Oh, Lady Nina, where did all the romance go? Your little sister baby-sits, your husband picks you up at six The make-up hides the bruises and the tears so they never show 'Cos your beauty is the only thing you've ever owned It's the only way you've ever known to make your marks You made your marks, you made your marks We believe it's for real Ich liebe dich, liebst du mich Lady Nina, I'd love to take you home with me But I love my wife and I love my family I've got a good job, responsibilities And I need to keep respect from society I know you'l

Lady Death
Lady Death (or Hope, her original name) began 'life' in Europe during the medieval era. Her father, Matthias, was a sorcerer of great power as well as a feudalistic warlord. Matthias was also a 666th generation descendant of the fallen angels, a strong contrast to Hope's mother, Marion, who was of such purity that her bloodline reached all the way to heaven. Before her marriage to Matthias, Marion was married to the Viking Agnar, to whom she bore two daughters, Vulnavia and Vandala, previously unknown sisters of Hope. Marion's attempts to escape Matthias' brutality proved ineffectual and led to her murder at his hands. He, in turn, captured her soul for use in maintaining a gate to hell. Matthias' aspirations for power included deals made with demonic overlords in Hell. In exchange for the souls of the newly dead, which were harvested through constant warfare, the overlords granted the sorcerer power. The constant battles eventually even claimed the life of Hope's beloved, Niccolo, wh

Lady In Red
Lady in red, Are you waiting, For something you know, You will never have. Lady in red, Your color was wrong, He always preferred black. Full of mystery and intrigue, He will never return to thee. Lady in red it is time to move on, Let go and set yourself free. Let time pass, Let yourself heal. Stop trying to figure out the mystery. Lady in red, Your beaituful now, Just like you are suppose to be. Lady in red, hold tight to his sweet and precious memory. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Lady Marazene
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ~♥~OK PEOPLE, THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. SHE ALWAYS HAS A SPARE MINUTE (WHICH ALWAYS TURN INTO SPARE HOURS) TO TALK TO ME. SHE IS MY SISSAY AND SHE HAS THE BEST BOX ON FUBAR!!!!~♥~ DUCK NUTZ LUFS CARP FOREVER!!! ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**RATE HER PAGE**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**FAN HER**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ADD HER AS A FRIEND**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~RATE HER PICS**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~VOTE ON HER MUMMS**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~RATE HER STASH**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~ ~*~Lady Marazene~*~DJ Loky's Head Bodyguard~*~St. Milf~*~Fu-Bomber~*~@ fubar

The Lady Of The Dragons
The lady of the dragons The lady of the dragon sleeps When all about her life is quiet Her deep love of life awakens in her the brilliance of a new day She hastens to care for those about her - Her dearest friends They eagerly await her gentle ways, her warmth from within As she cares for them, Showers love in her endless words and manner Unknown to them is her strength- her courage, her humor And silently, proudly her mother watches as this woman-child grows Into the beautiful lady of the dragons that has always been her dream

Lady Ravyn Wolff And Lord Spirit Wolf Are Tying The Knot!
We cordially invite you to witness the joyous celebration of the love between Lady Ravyn Wolff And Lord Spirit Wolf, to support them in their decision to be joined as one in the company of friends and of the Gods and Goddesses. Date: Saturday, February 16, 2008 Time: 6:00 PM West Coast Time 7:00 PM Mountain Time 8:00 PM Central Time 9:00 PM Eastern Time Place: Way of the Wolf Pagan Study Group’s Lounge Click on the logo to enter the lounge.

Lady Spirit Wolfs Bio
Lady Spirit Wolf~Owner I have traveled the roads of maiden, mother and now crone. I have seen, tasted and felt the primal goddess in all aspects of my life. I know the old stories. I have danced the dance. I sing the songs and have shed the tears. Come now visit with me and get to know me. Travel the Medicine Circle of life with me. Sit at my fireside and enjoy the journey. I am known as Lady Spirit Wolf. I have been a practicing pagan for 30 years. I was an active High Priestess for a number of years and have since acted as crone to a local coven for several years. I do not claim title to any particular path as I have learned from a number of paths and all of them have contributed to the person I am today. I am not a religious woman but consider myself to be spiritual. I firmly believe that religion is for those who fear hell and spirituality is for those who have been there. I spent a number of years in the mountains of New Mexico surrounded by Mother Earth and all he

The Lady And Her Pharmacist
A lady and her Pharmacist A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Ladys Beware
BULLFROGS & B!*W JOBS A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for a Valentine's Day present. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give b!*w jobs!' 'B!*w jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more b!*w jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! . The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband

Lady Victoria Spiritual Advisor
Warm Greetings Every and All! I am Lady Victoria, a 42 year young Eclectic Pagan that has finally come out of the broom closet to expand and explore my lessons and knowledge with kindred spirits. I am a mother, a grandmother, a wife and a friend and enjoy all aspects of living life to it’s fullest each and every day. When I see the glass, even if it appears to be empty, I know it’s full of what I cannot see so an eternal optimist. I was raised in a unique environment, having been forced to go to Lutheran Sunday School and Roman Catholic Church, yet was taught many different “paths” from my foster family which entailed Streghe, Celtic, Asatru and Native American Traditions. I did not realize at the time the family traditions yet still hold many ideals when it comes to finding out my true self. I enjoy being a green and kitchen witch the most, and have an unusual perception to magnetic and electrical fields. A natural empath and light worker honing my abilities by always lear

Lady Spirit Wolf ~owner
I have traveled the roads of maiden, mother and now crone. I have seen, tasted and felt the primal goddess in all aspects of my life. I know the old stories. I have danced the dance. I sing the songs and have shed the tears. Come now visit with me and get to know me. Travel the Medicine Circle of life with me. Sit at my fireside and enjoy the journey. I have been known many years as Ravyn Wolff for my two main life totems Wolf and Raven. I am now known as Lady Spirit Wolf. I have been a practicing pagan for 30 years. I was an active High Priestess for a number of years and have since acted as crone to a local coven for several years. I do not claim title to any particular path as I have learned from a number of paths and all of them have contributed to the person I am today. I am not a religious woman but consider myself to be spiritual. I firmly believe that religion is for those who fear hell and spirituality is for those who have been there. I spent a number of years in the m

Lady Marmalade
(Lil' Kim:) Where's all my soul sisters Let me hear ya flow sisters Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, flow sister Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, flow sister (Mya:) He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge Strutted her stuff on the street She said, Hello, hey Joe You wanna give it a go, Oh gitchie gitchie ya ya ta ta (Hey hey hey) Gitchie gitchie ya ya he oh oh (Hee oh) Mocha Choco Lata ya ya (Ooh yeah) Kreo Lady Marmalade (Oh) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, ses swa (oh oh) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, (Yeah yeah yeah yeah) (Pink:) He sat in a booth While she freshened up Boy drank all that magnolia wine Oh her black satin jeans Suades are free Yeah gitchie gitchie ya ya ta ta (ya ya yeah) gitchie gitchie ya ya he oh oh (Ooh yeah yeah) Mocha Choco Lata ya ya (Yeah, yeah) Kreo Lady Marmalade, Uh Voulez vuco shea avec moi,, ses swa (ce soir) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, (Ooh) (Lil' Kim:) Yeah, yeah, aw come through with the Mon

Lady's Can You Help Me?part2
I LIKE TO EAT ALL THE TIME,I THINK I NEED HELP OR SOMETHING!I MEAN WHEN I GO TO WORK AND I SEE A SEXY ASS FELMAN THE FRIST THING I WANT TO DO IS OPEN HER LEG AND EAT HER PUSSY INTILL SHE CUM IN MY MOUTH!I LUV TO HER CALL OUT MY NAME AND KEEP ASKING ME TO STOP! LADY'S DO THINK I'M A FREAK?LET ME KNOW!

'♦ladybyrd02♦don't Ask Stupid Questions & I'm Not Desperate 2 Im/msn/yahoo!!'
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Lady, Styx
Lady when I'm with you I'm smiling Give me all your love Your hands build me up when I'm sinking Touch me and my troubles all fade Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed So shy like a child who had grown You're my Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady Lady turn me on when I'm lonely show me all your charms Evenings when you lay down beside me Take me gently into your arms You're my. Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady

Ladymoon
She leads me down to the edge of the wet, sandy beach I see her misty arms for me they try to reach She smiles at my nakedness, for I am free Her light caresses me, as I tip toe into the sea I stare at her with wonderous eyes She is so beautiful and serene as a lullabye She enlightens my spirit, and calms my mind She is the love I so desperately needed to find She loves me as her lover and her friend Never to abandon me, she will remain til the end I see her shine proudly through the darkest of nights I watch her rule the earth for it is her right When she is cloaked behind dark clouds, I still feel her presence there Her moonbeams caressing my lips, and gently brushes my hair Everynight I am hypnotized, truely amazed I will be inlove with her til my end of days D.L. Abrams

Lady Kate
A dear friend of mind made this for Lady Kate and I couldnt agree more with everything she said. Please keep this goin and help her reach her goal of becomin fubars newest godmother before Friday. I will be doin everything I can to help her out. Much luv to everyone and a lil extra for Kate! xoxo -cotton Okay ya all i got to bring this to ur alls attention I got the very dear friend & she just simply amazes me!! She been fighting a fight tht no1 should go through but yet SHE WONT give up.... It's not in her nature!! The Fight she is fighting is The Fight Against Cancer!! Which she has been fighting for awhile... She has gone through surgery after surgery treatment after treatment & is still fighting the gd fight She has the strenght like no other person i knw.... The

Lady Kate
Tonight I had the pleasure of talking with this wonderful woman... I felt such a connection with her I can't even explain.. After losing my father to lung cancer I haven't been nor talked with any one with it since.I had talked with Kate for awhile on here and have enjoyed every minute .from the shouts to the lounge to cyber throwing marshmellows lmao.. I was on the phone with her for over 2 and a half hrs just talking it was wonderful!!!! her phone went dead lol..so we are in the shout as I key :P.. She is a fighter first with Breast cancer which she beat than lymph nodes which they removed 9 than anommiona ?( on the spelling) then to finding out she has a secondary cancer in her lung. She is to under go surgery on April the 4th this Friday .. to either remove the lung and the cancer there or if the cells are out side the lung she will walk out with 3 mths to live ..I believe in my heart she will come out fine with all the love,support, prayers and thoughts from here and all she ha

Lady In Question
Knowing she was beyond, the touch of finger tips. I could fill the softness, of her firery red lips; rubbing against mine. Creating passions of fire, my soul blazing with internal flame; torch by her burning desire. The lady in question, was no mystery to me. We have met in passion, in sweet dreams of ecstasy.

Lady Needs Some Help
i have a friend whos bet me a surprise if i can get 50 friends to fan and add request him...LADY LUVS SURPRISES!!!!!!!!!!!! soo umm if you would be so kind to stop at his page and fan him and send an add request with my name in it so he can keep track of how many ..id appreciate it and would be happy to share my 11's with you as well during happy hour cause someone said its more points then lol i dunno but heres his page http://www.fubar.com/user/486826 **AND TO MY MALE FRIENDS JEEESH GET OVER IT ALREADY ITS JUST ADDN A GUY NOT LIKE YA ASKIN HIM ON A DATE LOL*** ty ty ty kiss kiss

Lady Of The Mist
She walks there through The curling fog Her heart as cold as ice. Who would have thought Such darkness lay Behind a mask of light? Though she will not love I can love her still Though I cannot touch her I long for her still Though she ne’er will again Share e’en a single kiss I will help her, love her still My lady of the mist. Her heart is trapped Deep within The armor of the mind And she must learn The sacrifice Is the taste of love’s lament She can justify Her every thought emotional defenses set But she cannot truly Know that which Against she defends herself. Though she will not love I can love her still Though I cannot touch her I long for her still Though she ne’er will again Share e’en a single kiss I will help her, love her still My lady of the mist. I love her so And she loves me not But that shall not daunt me For it is not Her love I seek A treasure I do not want No! I shall chip away The barrier Crack open the stone T

Lady In Yellow
Yellow Rose: Lady in Yellow Jolting jerk sways in drum beating steps an Hombre and a Lady together they swept across the floor like a train on the track then they turned and came storming back. The piano man finished his long tapping song the Hombre turned quickly and the Lady was slung then reeled back in, dipped to a close nose pose ending the dance of the hombre and a Yellow rose. Panting hot breaths and a long round of applause frozen in time, silenced dancer's heels and balls. He leaned in for a kiss and she burst from his arms then went for a drink, brushing her dress with charm. "It is your turn my friend," the Hombre said with a grin, went to the bar and ordered a round for he and his friends. Every one took a break from the dance floor show giving a moment to pause, glimpsed a yellow rose. The lady wiped her brow with a white handkerchief sipped at her glass and flicked back her wrist. The gentleman walked over to the piano man playing whispered h

Ladymoose
laura came out of the surgery she hasnt woke up yet because they have her in a drug induced coma because they found a big blood clot and 2 open chambers they had to close had to replace 2 of the valves the replaced the last time because they had gone bad and they are giving her blood because she lost alot because she was on blood thinners....larry Please pray for Laura.

Lady Luck
I have danced with the devil countless times- My feet swollen and blue. Dining with Death I've had my fill- Gluttony at its worst. Many nights I've spent with demons drinking color into an ash-hued past, but still I go on. For through it all my bed was shared with Lady Luck, and is to this day, but if my fair Lady were lost to me I'd surely have hell to pay.

Lady Sprit's Auction!
I really need some help! I have that crazy awful kind of love all bottled up inside me. You know.....the kind that is so strong even when it makes you hurt so deep inside you still long for it. Please help me release all this I have built up inside me. Please go Rate, Fan, Add and comment this man. Tell him that Cuffed loves him. Maybe if you all help me he will see it for himself! ~Master of Desires~ @ fubar Please msg me when your done and tell me all about it. ღMz.ÇµffêÐÐê§ïrê™ღ of the Booty Fugitives!@ fubar

Ladyjokerjay
Best graphics, layouts, and more for your profiles! Click Here! my name is ladyjokerjay!I juggle life as it comes.jokers dnt understand how to put up with heartache for to long we just push keep moving on.we love to be true to life and have fun .and live life like a movie.we dont like liers.but we could deal with them thats for sure.we could be great friends but we can also be revengfull if you cross us.were unpredictable thats for sure.were soul searchers.we cry AS HARD AS OTHERS IS JUST THAT WE BASICLY DONT SHOW IT WE RATHER JUST ACT LIKE IT DINT MEAN ANYTHING AND JUST DONT LET NO ONE TAKE ARE IDENTITY AS BEING THE JOKERS IN THIS CRUEL WORLD....WHAT KIND OF JOKER ARE YOU MY PEOPLES??LADYJOKERJAY

Lady Rage
Damn it is Monday, but all in all it is a pretty good day, making new friends, some of my old ones are out until late. I have to salute my friend Lady Rage, with all her photos, I am not anywhere through have of them, but I hit the funny and cute, and was roflmaopmp. Lady Rage, hats off to you.

Lady Spice
Lady Spice by LateNiteFantasy© He looked at life As the enemy Fought it with All his strength And it fought Him back Just as hard Neither would relent She saw him As a challenge The kind who don’t Look twice She tapped him On the shoulder Said “ Hi, my name Is Spice “ So many nights Together So many things he Learned And then one night She left him She felt he’d had His turn He heard of how She mocked him Spice was just a Whore He promised that He’d find her It seems he wanted More He rang the bell And climbed the Stairs up to the Second floor Spice was waiting In her room He’d found his Little whore He left the money On the dresser And his heart outside The door He’d have his way With spice tonight As he never did before

The Lady Awaits Part 1
The Lady Awaits by LateNiteFantasy© And now she waits in the quiet of the room. How was she to know that only a few short months past, she would run into Him in a casual chatroom. And within those few intervening months they would fall in love and make a life together. At first he did not seem to be part of the conversation. Yet she noticed certain traits and patterns that he had. How he hovered at the margins of the conversation and only occasionally tossed in the odd pithy comment or double entendre. Some went unnoticed. Others were so damn funny, or at least they were to her. And yet he was not the same as other men. He did not move into the conversation hard and try to dominate it. Nor did he try to suggest getting to know her better with silly one- liners or even smooth ones for that matter. At first she took as much notice of him as any other man. Hell, there were enough men around who could give her all the attention she needed. Besides, she enjoyed the conversation with he

The Lady Awaits Part 2
The Lady Awaits part 2 by LateNiteFantasy© And much to his delight, the moans start. She loudly began to voice her ecstasy with each agonizingly slow motion penetration into her tender creamy silkiness. He uses his teeth on her jutting nipples and bites them harder, pushing her up the hill of her own release. She had told him she rarely comes on a man's cock. But that was before her own fingers flew up and down her aching clitty while a cock found satisfaction in her needy pussy. She lets out a little scream and starts to buck her hips up to him while he feels the walls of her cunt spasm around his half imbedded cock. Softly, he tells her she is being a good little cumslut for him and he is happy with her. And with that comment she looses control and starts begging him for the fucking that she needs. In that moment, the cries of her ecstasy does away with his own self-restraint. There is no way he can hold back any longer. This is his woman to use; her pussy is his to find pl

Lady In Black
On a magical misty morning I was standing in the Autumn rain Suddenly the birds fell silent Would I ever hear them sing again... Without a word of warning I saw a shadow in the Autumn rain Just like in my nightly dreams The Lady In Black had come again... Begging me to follow her into the misty rain Begging me to follow her into the no more pain Her eyes were hypnotizing Burning deep inside my brain The Lady In Black was here now She was here to take me far away... "Follow me to the other side" Through the tunnel of light we travel, fading away Through the light that's shining bright We're fading away.

Lady Of My Dreams
Every night I dream of her, never knowing her face, just feeling her against my skin and holding her in my arms. With'in my dreams I feel her love for me, and i know she could never hurt me. But I dread to wake up from this dream, knowing i will wake up alone. every night I look forward to sleep, but every moring I dread to be awake. Please come to me my lady of my dreams.

Lady Katherine
Katherine lies in the sound of a whisper. She is a melody,a tune in the breeze of a mid summer nite,The moon that shines and sings of the whipperwheel.A pure heart clinche in the midst of emotional,outburst.She is the sound of a river running,into an ocean of desire.She feels the satin of a heart,once tathered sewn,though never perfect again.She walks among the beauty of a rose garden,but,never will be a rose herself.She will dress in white,but never will she be a virgin.Her life became a journey to forbidden places,of uncertanities.But,her strength moved mountains.She carried the swore of honor.And the shield of grace.She rumble with solitude,and carried sorrow on her back,and still was a lady. She wore a crown of gold,and never was a queen.Her robe,silk,and cover the soul of poor.Yet she remained a lady.Worn,and troubled,her spirit maybe,but she will always be the lady in me.

The Lady Of Shalott
The Lady of Shalott *By Alfred Tennyson* On either side the river lie Long fields of barley and of rye, That clothe the wold and meet the sky; And through the field the road run by To many-tower'd Camelot; And up and down the people go, Gazing where the lilies blow Round an island there below, The island of Shalott. Willows whiten, aspens quiver, Little breezes dusk and shiver Through the wave that runs for ever By the island in the river Flowing down to Camelot. Four grey walls, and four grey towers, Overlook a space of flowers, And the silent isle imbowers The Lady of Shalott. By the margin, willow veil'd, Slide the heavy barges trail'd By slow horses; and unhail'd The shallop flitteth silken-sail'd Skimming down to Camelot: But who hath seen her wave her hand? Or at the casement seen her stand? Or is she known in all the land, The Lady of Shalott? Only reapers, reaping early, In among the bearded barley Hear a song that echoes cheerly From the

The Lady Dj's Of The Real Red Dragon
Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!! (repost of original by 'DJ Maha~Fu- Wife & R/L G/F to DJ Mass~GM@ The Real Red Dragon Lounge' on '2008-06-29 03:09:42')

The Lady In Question
The Lady In Question by LateNiteFantasy© Who is this lady I love so much? The lady in question is beautiful. Fair smooth skin. A rich womanly body. Curly luscious hair For whicha man would die Just to touch…once. And eyes…such eyes. Blue, but with many other shades. Eyes which burn with passion. Eyes that a sailor could drown in. Eyes that a gallowglass would be consumed in, Like an inferno that he welcomes. The lady in question is wise in many ways. And compassionate. And caring. Fiercely loyal to her friends. And she is fragile. The lady in question is passionate. She is erotic. She loves with an intensity That burns into a man’s soul And addicts him to her company. And yet, the lady in question is distant. She wears her heartbreak Like a scarlet “H” for all that love her to see. Lovers hover around her As moths do a candle. Yet strangely, it is the moths who are anxious to be consumed, And the flame that is reticen

A Lady In Red
A Lady in Red by LateNiteFantasy© A lady in red, awaits in my bed, Sensual words are lightly said. A lady in red, her clothes are shed, she is pleasing to my head. A lady in red, that I did wed, now she awaits in my bed.

Lady Sunshine
Lady Sunshine by LateNiteFantasy© Sunshine is in my heart, Hope we'll never part. Sunshine is on my mind, Love you all the time. Sunshine, Sunshine, you're always mine. Sunshine is in my arms, Love me with your charms. Sunshine is my baby, My beautiful lady. Sunshine, Sunshine, you're always mine. Sunshine is my light, You make my darkness bright. Sunshine is my love, An angel from above. Sunshine, Sunshine, forever mine. Hey SunShine..did I find aka

Ladybug8b Just Got Her Halo!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Lady Darkness
i feel your cold embrace as you envelope me in icy hugs i touch your dark passion as you embrace me in your silent icy grip your lips are like the a chilling fog touching my soul your hands are like icicles as they caress my thoughts your breath is like an icy blast that makes my very being shiver your touch freezes my heart in mid beat your eyes return a blank empty stare your kiss sends ice down my spine your heart is dark and lifeless why have you chosen me to turn to stone ? Jeff Brown August 23 , 2004

Lady Autumn
Lady Autumn Lady Autumn, Queen of the Harvest, I have seen You in the setting Sun with Your long auburn tresses blowing in the cool air that surrounds You. Your crown of golden leaves is jeweled with amber, amethyst, and rubies. Your long, flowing purple robe stretches across the horizon. In Your hands You hold the ripened fruits. At Your feet the squirrels gather acorns. Black crows perch on Your outstretched arms. All around You the leaves are falling. You sit upon Your throne and watch the dying fires of the setting Sun shine forth its final colors in the sky. The purple and orange lingers and glows like burning embers. Then all colors fade into the twilight. Lady Autumn, You are here at last. We thank You for Your rewards. We have worked hard for these gifts. Lady Autumn, now grant us peace and rest.

Lady Enchanted Special Dod For Saturday!!
As stated in a previous blog, the next few weekends are gonna be special DOD days for crew leaders, founders, enforcer, etc. The special DOD for Saturday is Lady Enchanted!! Show her some major love!! She is the one who came up with the idea of making this leveling family!! If it wasnt for her Rating Revolution would not exist!! Hit her hard!!! LadyEnchantin~Co~Founder RatingRevolution~Member Of DemonCrew H & L Bombers~FuBadGirl~PhattyGirls@ fubar

Lady Spirit Wolf My New Owner
Stop by and meet my new owner..Fan/Rate/Add her maybe even bling her..Shes so close to the next level lets give her a hand.. I look forward to spoiling her for the next month .... Lady Spirit Wolf~Owned by St3ph4ni3~Member Spirit of Gaia Groupies/Owner of DJ Blueeyes@ fubar Bully made by: ♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫ Fu-wife to DjNbK ,Fu-Angel (GM@AcesUp)@ fubar

Lady Of The Wild Things
Let me drink of Your waters That flow from Your spring, And ride Your mare's back To take me and bring, All the tree's secrets That are whispering low, To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow. Let me fly with blue wings To Your moon dripping blood, And swim Your dark seas To Your bliss bearing flood Of all the Earth's passions That are whispering low, To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow. Let me play in Your darkness That fills Your deep caves, And dance in the fires That are lit at the raves - Of all the Earth's children That are whispering low To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow.

The Lady Of The Dragons! Originally Posted By Firewalker...
thank you firewalker for letting me borrow ur wonderful poetry and reposting it to my own page to share w many others! The lady of the dragons The lady of the dragon sleeps When all about her life is quiet Her deep love of life awakens in her the brilliance of a new day She hastens to care for those about her - Her dearest friends They eagerly await her gentle ways, her warmth from within As she cares for them, Showers love in her endless words and manner Unknown to them is her strength- her courage, her humor And silently, proudly her mother watches as this woman-child grows Into the beautiful lady of the dragons that has always been her dream

Lady Lover
Posted on my profile Not even enough class to E-mail me. Cuz Im a guy an rated her Pictures.. Then says Pay her to see Pics Freaking WHORE!!!! Lady lover! Fu wifey to danni! ~Member of Heels and Wheels~@ fubar I am a LESBIAN, my page makes this very clear. Since I get 20-30 freind requests a day from males I posted a notice with my photos. Photos that YOU just rated. so you should have seen it. If you would really like to be added so you can perv my pics send me 50,000 fu-bucks and Ill add you for ONE DAY. have a nice day

Lady Doc Gets Death Threats For Revealing Top Secret Fat Loss Secret To General Public
A new breakthrough secret is all you now need in order to forever shed countless pounds, stay healthy, and add many years to your life! A lady doctor from Arizona has blown the lid off the best-kept secret in weight loss ever discovered -- and this has the whole diet food and drug industries turned upside down and in nothing less than a torrential uproar. Her name is Dr Suzanne Gudakunst, and she's marching to the beat of a different drum. And no, nothing about her "secret" is difficult -- nor does it require that you do something completely out of the ordinary or anything unnatural. Instead, the Arizonian boasts proudly "...this is something that I caught onto just before 2002 when there was so much research and exploration going around concerning the human colon and digestive system working in harmony with nutritional absorption, and I started doing independent studies just to test things at first ... but which I later expanded on after seeing some fantastic results."

Lady Vievie's Auction
Want to own a piece of Lizzie-kins?? ALSO YOU MUST ADD/RATE/FAN the HOSTEST !!!! Please keep RATING and BIDDING on me!!!! Going on now until January 9th! If you drop more rates, then closer I'll be. Also, BID on me!!!! I’ll buy you a drink every other day (whenever I’m online basically) and I’ll rate all pics and stashes during HH! If I get a Bling Pack, I'll make sure to bling you! IF I get a VIP I’ll rate you 11s!!! Also the person with the highest bid, will get to fu-own me! How easy is that??? Fu-Owned in my name for a month Rate all pics during HH One SWF Salute/Shout Out Everyday I log on there will be a 2-3 drink minimum if not already drunk Add as a top friend get my Yahoo s/n If VIP everything else the same except with 11s. If bling pack is bought, then will also bling. **will add to family for one month if VIP & Bling pack** Sounds like a plan right? click below :) Brought to you by: ~*~LadyVievie ~*~ R/L Wife to Army-Beast ~*~Bi

A Lady
The art that flows from her pen makes the casual viewer complete and whole A smile that wakens the sleepy soul Grace and charm that lifts the heavy heart simply lovely a goddess some would assume no need to look in the heavens you can find her in the Boom Boom room.

Lady In The Moon
subject: Lady in the Moon post date: 2007-09-16 06:35:17 views: 6 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This is another song I wrote in my teenage years. Sometimes it feels appropriate for my state of heart as of late, as there are elements that echo parts of my daily life. Lady in the Moon ----------------- I'm standing underneath the stars I am pondering where you are Thinking 'bout incidents of the past I'm sitting in the dark alone Knowing that you won't be home Wishing that my heartache soon would pass Bridge #1 ---------- I know who you are and I know where you've been I hurts me but I admit won't see you again Chorus #1 ---------- The moon up in the sky is my companion Now we both weep tears that are so blue The Lady of the moon is my companion She knows that the tears I am now weeping are for you As I sit here I wonder why My only comfort is the sky Don't I deserve better than this from you So go and leave, see if I care I won't go the place

Lady Client Pays Off Lawnman!
Yesterday,while doing my landscaping job at a lady client of mine,it turned into something great. Now she is a friend of mine,34yrs old recently divorced,with 2 kids. She stands about 5'6',140lbs,long brown hair,big titties(35c I think!),thick,sexy legs,and a great,round,curvy ass(my favorite!). I'm 47,6'0",175lbs,okay looking,but I have a nice 7.5"inch cock,which I jack off alot with. My marriage of 18yrs is normal,except for the lack of sex,which I crave so much. I jack off to pornos,internet,sex toys,whatever it takes,at least 5 times a week. I've never cheated, but have thought about it. I have jacked off many times,thinking of my lady client,and if she only knew!.We always give each other a tight hug when we see each other. And sometimes,I can just tell,that if I tried,I bet I could have fun with her,as she is friendly,not shy about rubbing against me,or showing off her ample tits. I casually flirt with her,seeing what she would do,and she seems to like it. After arriving at her h

Lady Of Avalon: The Travails Of Morgaine Pt. 1
Prologue The silky, luminescent pool shimmers brightly. She leans to greet the water, her fingertips brushing lightly. Wrapping her abundant midnight robes around her, racked by searing pain, her vision a blur. Amidst the seeming blindness comes clarity. A vision of truth, and in this comes disparity. She is a mortal and yet she is not merely so. She oversees the harvest and blesses the fields that they plough. ‘Tis her wretched destiny, her curse, her loathsome fate. ‘Tis her honor, her gift, an undeniable bait. To her knees she falls, soiling her drapes. Perpetually controlled, perpetually worshipped, perpetually raped. -VT

Lady Of Avalon: The Travails Of Morgaine Pt. 2
Initiation Beauty reigns on this of holy nights, In the shadows, dance the tawdry sprites. A procession emerges from the forest wall, To the mournful Moon with upraised arms they call. A blanket of sweet-smelling clovers leads the way, To the sacred Ring of Tor, where they shall pray. Invoking the Goddess, chanting her name, So that she may bless the chosen one, Morgaine. Their haunting, lilting melody consumes the air, A light born in their midst blinds and glares. Surrounding her in enveloping warmth, She drinks of the sacred herbs, inaugurating birth. Lightning blazes across a ravenous sky, Ominous omens shake them where they doth lie. Bloodcurdling screams pierce the pregnant stillness, Dismembering the countenance of the irresolute faithless. Racked by convulsions, tears spilling down her face, Thus completes the initiation in this sacred place. A final wail, worshippers fall to their knees in reverence, The world spin

Lady
Come on baby I ll be you lady If you want To be loved Long long long Time I am the woman You been dreaming Of ………….. Come on baby I am not crazy Once you have my love You want Ever crave Another lady I be The one You want forever I am the lady You’ll be thinking About all the time Many ladies Will come around Claim there love Is so much better Than mine But you’ll be So addicted To my love You want even Want to sample Any other dish Cause you know Their just snacks They cant fill you up Come home to me I am the 1st 2nd and 3rd Course, plus a workout Plan that keeps you In shape Come on baby You know I am your lady No other Can touch This baby I am Everything Plus So much more My love Can cure the soul I am can be your Lady Them other girl Be acting shady You know Where home is So Come on baby Cause you know I am Your lady Come on Come on Baaaaaabyyyyyyy

Lady
LADY part of my problem is you maybe you can finally understand the lady I love is in there I think I can give her a hand the walls she is behind are many a maze of built up feelings the dark ones are anger, revenge self hate, self loathing, unworthiness the ones of self respect are few the bright ones are love, joy, happiness I believe you get the Idea the heavy ones are duty, honor, responsibility the fire is desire, it will burn you if you're not careful there are some that aren't what they seem these are fantasy ,dreams, imagination some of them aren't real, others are very tricky the light all around you is life sometimes it is darker or brighter sometimes it is different colors like blue or red or green but since it is all around you it can't realy pass you by i'd charge to your rescue but eskimos feel trapped in hot and heavy shining armor besides, I got lost when I looked for you so it is up to you to save the day if you do

Ladylove
Ladylove You churn the calm waves within like the moon Enticing me with your subtle glamour, Your eye glides down my body to devour Making my burning heart dance to your tunes, I crave for those lips that are hot as June Which waits to consume my curves this hour, Stream of your ardent whispers I flavor I can no longer endure claim me soon. Your touch swings open the doors of pleasure Unveiling the moods you hide from my view, Rapturous moment wraps me in your love While you seek to kiss my secret treasure, Night's guardians witness our passion coo For all time I am yours.

Lady Bones
When I learned to know That other feeling I could know I turned around and let him go. And how it made me work Lady Bones oh how they hurt, But for the real things I will burn. Here I go again Trying to defend all the things I love I'll learn to let it go. And darling, I have tried Since all their lies were mine But if you walk beside me You'll know that there they lie. You'll know that there they lie. A man has lost it, Bones. I can see his honest good I close my eyes I knew I would Reached out for his wrung hands Could they catch me if I fall? I'd catch him right back after all. But here I go again Trying to defend all the things I love I've learned to let you go. And darling, I have tried Since all the lies were mine But if you walk beside me You'll know that there they lie. You'll know that there they lie. Here I go again Trying to defend all the things I love I'll learn to let it go. And darling, I have tried Since all the lies were mine If you walk beside me You'll know

Lady China - Balor's Bottom Bitch
(This story is MY story. Well, a part of me. My dear Lady China, the wife of the Merc's Guildmaster, Balor. In some convoluted way she lost her place in the affections of Balor, when her mistress - Monica (me) met and married the Master of Balor. Poor Lady China. To be so alive, and yet pretend. She must be how a ghost feels when it tries to interact with the living world. So ineffectual, so powerless, so ephemeral. And yet so many jumped at her throat when she laid it bare in flung taunts and giddy laughter. So who is truly powerless? Perhaps not she...) Once upon a place without time there existed a creature who's purpose had been removed. She'd been downsized. The current economy had no need of her product. The supply was immense because the demand was nil. She was going bankrupt and the only creditor banging on her door was herself. "I have no alms for the blind..." - she told herself when she opened the door to see what all the banging was about. She fashioned a sign out

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Let's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickLet's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickI wanna kiss youBut if I do then I might miss you, babeIt's complicated and stupidGot my ass squeezed by sexy cupidGuess he wants to play, wants to playI love game, I love gameHold me and love meJust want touch you for a minuteBaby three seconds is in it for my heart to quit itLet's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickDon't think too much, just bust that thickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickLet's play a love game, play a love gameDo you want love, or you want fameare you in the game?Through the love gameLet's play a love game, play a love gameDo you want love, or you want fameAre you in the game?through the love gameI'm on a mission and it involves some heavy touching, yeahYou've indicated your interest, I'm educated in sex, yesand now I want it bad, want it badI love game, I love gameHold me

Lady Gaga? Ok For Young Girls?
Being the insomanic that am i I went to walmart and walked artound the electronic section. There was a group of young girls huddle over the headphones listening to lady gaga They repeated every word she said these girls where every bit of 8 9 and 13 they sung this and i quote the song... it refers to a disco stick she is obviously talking about a penis and sexual acts...heres the lyrics read them closelyshouldnt they age proof music!!let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick(2x)(huh) (2x)I wanna kiss you (huh)but if I do then I might miss you, babe (huh)it's complicated and stupid (huh)got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid (huh)guess he wants to play, wants to playa love game, a love game (huh)hold me and love mejust want touch you for a minutemaybe three seconds is enoughfor my heart to quit itlet's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickdon't think too much, just bust that kickI wanna take a ride on your disco sticklet

The Lady!!
That Lady is trying to cheer me up buy whoring me out today.... Devil versus an Angel I of course being the sweet and pure one will win... Watch the HH between 2-4 See who wins. All those who are not betting on me will seriously pay and be blocked and deleted... Thank you your angel Wicked

Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor Reachin’ for the phone ‘cause I can’t fight it anymore And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It’s a quarter after one I’m all alone And I need you now Said I wouldn’t call But I’ve lost all control And I need you now And I don’t know how I can do without I just need you now Another shot of whiskey, can’t stop looking at the door Wishing you’d come sweeping in the way you did before And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It’s a quarter after one I’m a little drunk And I need you now Said I wouldn’t call But I’ve lost all control And I need you now And I don’t know how I can do without I just need you now Yes I’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all It’s a quarter after one I’m all alone And I need you now And I said I wouldn’t call, But I’m a

Lady Autumn
Lady Autumn, Queen of the Harvest, I have seen You in the setting Sun with Your long auburn tresses blowing in the cool air that surrounds You. Your crown of golden leaves is jeweled with amber, amethyst, and rubies. Your long, flowing purple robe stretches across the horizon. In Your hands You hold the ripened fruits. At Your feet the squirrels gather acorns. Black crows perch on Your outstretched arms.

The Lady Of My Life
I had no idea that you would be the love of my life The day that we first met But every day brings us closer and closer My love for you is one sure bet I can only promise you my love is real From this day and forevermore And as our lives grow closer together I could not ever want for more... I love you...

Lady Gaga Worst Dressed Star
Lady Gaga has not been known for her fashion sense but she does stir up conversation. I like looking at her when she wears skimpy tight things. She has a nice body that looks good in lingerie type outfits. When Madonna wore sexy outfits it didn’t radiate sexuality for her. Lady Goga oozes with sexuality when she wears sexy things. That doesn’t matter to Fox411. They have dubbed her “Worst dressed female star of 2009.” Check out the pics and see for yourself. Your style is impeccable at BlastFM no matter what you wear. Listen and enjoy. http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/10/12/freaky-fashion-faceoff-lady-gaga?slide=1www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Lady Gaga Has Admited To Having Both Female And Male Parts.
“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on… its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”

Lady Gaga A Lezbo?
According to 2Day FM’s Kyle & Jackie O Radio, Lady Gaga is a lezbo. Nothing wrong with being a lezbo. I love lezbos cause we both love eating the good stuff. Some have been wondering what way Gaga would rather swing. Heck if she wanted to swing with me that would be cool. Fat chance of that happening. I don’t play her songs. For more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/23/slip-tongue-candid-confession-did-lady-gaga-claiming-born-gay/ BlastFM swing more way then you can count. Music from most genre’s. listen and boogie. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Lady Antebellum- Love Dont Live Here
1st Verse Well, this heart 'a mine Has been hardened like a stone It might take some time To get back what is gone But I'm movin' on And you don't hold my dreams Like you did before Oh, and I will curse your name Hey 2nd Verse Well, I heard the news That you were back in town And just passin' through To claim your lost and found But I'm over you And there ain't nothin' there That you could say or do And take what you did back Pre Chorus You've got nerve to waltz right in And claim what's mine is yours again Chorus 'Cause I been doin' fine without you Forgettin' all the love we once knew And girl, I ain't the one that slammed that door (Whoa, should'a know) Now you see a change of thinkin' (Well) (But) I ain't got a heart for breakin' up So go and pick your bags up off my floor Oh, 'cause love don't live here anymore Oh, no (That love don't live here anymore) 3rd Verse Well baby, you can try To tell me how it is And try to justify E

Lady Antebellum - American Honey
She grew up on a side of the roadWhere the church bells ring and strong love growsShe grew up goodShe grew up slowLike American honeySteady as a preacherFree as a weedCouldn't wait to get goin'But wasn't quite ready to leaveSo innocent, pure and sweetAmerican honeyThere's a wild, wild whisper Blowin' in the windCallin' out my name like a long lost friendOh I miss those days as the years go byOh nothing's sweeter than summertimeAnd American honeyGet caught in the raceOf this crazy lifeTryin' to be everything can make you lose your mindI just wanna go back in timeTo American honey, yeaThere's a wild, wild whisper Blowin' in the windCallin' out my name like a long lost friendOh I miss those days as the years go byOh nothing's sweeter than summertimeAnd American honeyGone for so long nowI gotta get back to her somehowTo American honeyOoh There's a wild, wild whisper Blowin' in the windCallin' out my name like a long lost friendOh I miss those days as the years go byOh nothin's sweeter than

Lady Antebellum - I Run To You
I run from hate I run from prejudice I run from pessimists But I run too late I run my life Or is it running me Run from my past I run too fast Or too slow it seems When lies become the truth That’s when I run to you Chorus This world keeps spinning faster Into a new disaster so I run to you I run to you baby And when it all starts coming undone Baby you’re the only one I run to I run to you We run on fumes Your life and mine Like the sands of time Slippin’ right on through And our love’s the only truth That’s why I run to you This world keeps spinning faster Into a new disaster so I run to you I run to you baby And when it all starts coming undone Baby you’re the only one I run to I run to you This world keeps spinning faster Into a new disaster so I run to you I run to you baby And when it all starts coming undone Baby you’re the only one I run to I run to you

Lady Bella Sunflower
LADY SUNFLOWER BELLA AKA ANITA IS 43 YEAR OLD GLOBE TROTTER WHO LOVES TO EXPERIENCE NEW CULTURES FROM AROUND THE WORLD. SHE IS A SELF DESCRIBED AS A "VERY SEXUAL BEING". SHE HAS NO PROBLEM WITH GIVING YOU AN HONEST ANSWER TO WHATEVER YOU ASK. EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR. SHE HAS A SMILE AS BRIGHT AS THE SUNFLOWERS SHE LOVES. CHECK HER OUT! TELL HER THE NAUGHTY KNIGHT SENT YA! Lady Bella SunFlower@ fubar

Lady Antebellum - Never Alone
Saw this on someone's page and it hit hard. This is what haunts me day in and day out.I can't walk away.I can't forget.I can't stop caring.And the thing that hurts the most is that you've taken my friendship and loyalty for granted.You've treated it and me as if it was an obligation. And maybe it's time to remember that an obligation is usually something one fulfills because they have to out of respect and not because they want to out of love.An obligation is something you HAVE to do not something you WANT to do.And what I do is done out of the pure desire to please you.Not because I want anything from you at all but because I desire to make you happy and take care of you. Maybe that is my mistake. I fell in love with someone who doesn't need anyone and can't love anyone in return.May the angels protect youTrouble neglect youAnd heaven accept you when its time to go homeMay you always have plentyThe glass never emptyKnow in your bellyYou're never aloneMay your tears come from laughingY

Lady In The Ghetto, And A Snowhite Smile.
The only light for me is the sparkle in her eyes and the light around her halo. Darkness comes from the life I lead... The hate for Him her parents were Jesus and Cesar. She dies a little everyday… No one believes her. Romance with Razor Blades, Everlasting Love and Narkanal. See you on the other side. Now we believe. Take some Tylenol Sit back and Breathe. The pain they can not bear? I can. Oh I will... I will be a revolution.

Ladyfs Omega Seamaster Watches
Omega seamaster watches Lady’s watches are really luxurious, they are designed for brave and stylish ladies – divers.More often than that, Omega Seamaster watches are associated with ocean; masculine and bravery; there are still lady’s Omega Seamaster watches which are together with technical perfection are characteristic of blinding beauty and fantastic luxury taste. The omega seamaster watches Planet Ocean Lady’s watch has a 42 mm case. The watch features unidirectional rotating bezel, chronometer, helium escape valve, date and screw-in crown. The dial is decorated with diamonds due to which the timepiece looks very luxurious. The model comes in a few versions. There are versions that are made of stainless steel and also there is a version that is made of combination of stainless steel and pink gold. Versions differ by dial color and the color of strap. The brightest Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean lady’s watch has a very beautiful orange dial and orang

Ladyjane
LADY-JANE Me, Myself, and I *(`"·. ¸(`"·. ¸*¤*¸. ·"´) ¸. ·"´) * »~:¤. ·º`·. *JANET*·´º· . ¤:~« *(¸. ·"´(¸. ·" ´*¤*`"·. ¸) `"·. ¸) * ღ♥°They Shout:Janette°♥ღ ღ♥°Has Been Here:all your life°♥ღ ღ♥°Blessed The World:Nov°12♥ღ ღ♥°Born In: Duncan Bc°♥ღ ღ♥°Lives In: Duncan°♥ღ ღ♥°live, laugh, love°♥ღ ღ♥°Brushes black and Brown°♥ღ ღ♥°Looks Thru brown Eyes°♥ღ ღ♥°Fav Colors pink, Black, purple°♥ღ

The Lady In The Harbor
The Lady In The Harbor A Lady stood alone in the harbor, A teardrop ran down her eye, America came under attack still her torch she held up high. Terrorists set forth an attack on our nations heart, though they succeeded is raising our fears they failed to tear us apart. Although it's been ten years and our lives have carried on, it's important to remember the lives of those, that in an instant would be gone. Not only were there men and women but there were children too, in the blink of an eye , they were gone, and there was nothing we could do. Though it's o.k. to forget the horror of that day, can we ever forgive?, to find the answer just remember the children that were

Lady Porn Snow White & The Lapd
With Judy Thompson, Nyomi Banxxx, Zoe Holloway, Eric John and Vicki Chase (row 1); Karen Anzoategui, Jacky St. James, Kay Brandt, Afro Disiac (row 2). Photo: Nordov 9-27-2011 Length:122:36 minutes Date: 9/27/2011 Click Here for the “Lady Porn Snow White” PG-ish Pix Page… Adding Hot New Pix Every Hour Through Wednesday! X pix and video coming soon to DrSusanBlock.tv. Lady Porn Snow White This wild, whacky show starts off with an unexpected visit from eight uninvited, armed LAPD officers! Shades of unwarranted Speakeasy police raids past (for which I sued the LAPD and won a nice settlement). But this time, once Max–looking jauntily authoritative in his captain’s hat–told the officers that they were interrupting a live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show, they apologized (either word has gotten around about that settlement, or I have more fans-in-blue than I knew) and left within minutes. Actually, they didn’t even make i

Lady Love
You're a shining star, an ever lasting light, The fire in the forest burning wild and bright, You're an angel flying high and free, You're a beautiful spirit to whom only I can see, Your mind is as deep as the ocean floor, Full of life to which I adore, I would love to swim deep within your mind, And explore the secrets that I may find, Your face holds the beauty of a rare black pearl, You're a heavenly creature, one hell of a girl, Your lips are as sweet as grapes on the vine, Mellow to the taste, as an expensive wine, Your heart is as a lock and bolt on a door, To which I and only I have the key for, So when you're down and lonely and need a close friend, Just call on me and I shall let myself in, You're a bird of paradise, a fish in the sea, You're a dream within a dream, you're everything to me, You're a Goddess floating in the heavens above, You're my girl, my woman, My Lady Love.

Lady Starlight - Scorpions
Walking through a winter night,Counting the starsAnd passing timeI dream about the summer days,Love in the sunAnd lonely baysI see the stars, they're miles and miles awayLike our love,On one of these lonely winter nightsDreaming through a winter night,Memories of you are passing byIt seems to me like yesterdayI think you knew I couldn't stayI see the stars, they're miles and miles awayLike our loveLady starlight, help me to find my loveLady starlight, help me tonightHelp me to find my loveWalking through a winter night,Counting the starsAnd passing timeSnow dances with the windI wish, I could be with you againI see the stars, they're miles and miles awayLike our loveLady starlight, help me to find my loveLady starlight, help me tonightHelp me to find my loveLady starlight, help me tonightHelp me to find my loveLady starlight, help me tonightHelp me to find my love

Lady - Styx
Lady when I'm with you I'm smiling Give me all your love Your hands build me up when I'm sinking Touch me and my troubles all fade Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed So shy like a child who had grown You're my Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady Lady turn me on when I'm lonely show me all your charms Evenings when you lay down beside me Take me gently into your arms You're my. Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady

Lady America Will & Shall Catch, Bag & Bring Each & Every Terrorist Who Still Hide To Justice But They Fkn Thought They Could Hide And Hurt Familes St
Love of country UNITED STATES OF AMERICA shall she always as the lady she is and protect all her freedoms shall the USMC always do as the hearts of the ones who serve the CORP. track down each and every of who wish to hurt her freedoms shall they not have a hiding place in this world,,God bless LADY AMERICA and for the USMC who get to go in now & clean up the rest who snake & hide that had all to do with hurting this lady on 911 and innocent families,,these terrorists shall not live nothing more now then the rest of their time here in screams of their own by my ORDERS and shall no longer hide as they are doing behind a family even of a beloved fallen brother & soldier as ONE LITTLE SNAKE IS DOING RIGHT NOW that back tracks the MARINE CORP. right to the rest of his evil cowards..GOS BLESS YOU MY FRIEND the USMC is about to fkn take it to them..THERE IS A SAYING I DO BELIEVE SIR,,as just one coward hides in New Jersey that attaches all the rest from back da

The Lady
I Love You , Not only for what you are , But for what I am , when I am with You , I Love you , for the part of me , That You bring out , and make me , Who I am , always wanting to be Your Lady . The greater the emotional pain , the greater, The desire has been to learn the most , Fast . And the greater the desire to get on with, Happily ever-afters , Which begins right about Now . Lady I was and for awhile lost my way , But the Path , Did lead back to You and the Lady in me was found.

La Edecan
La Edecan Jorge Luis Saenz "¿Tú bajabas?", fue la pregunta. Ella se había detenido a la mitad del auditorio, parada en las escaleras y con la mirada perdida en el vacío. "¿Tú bajabas?", volvió a sonar la pregunta que se había quedado flotando en tu cabeza como una basura en la corriente de un río. Ella llevaba un ajustado vestido blanco que dejaba al descubierto sus imponentes piernas que terminaban en unos altos zapatos de pulsera. Sus miradas se cruzaron por primera vez sobre la multitud que bostezaba con la farragosa ponencia que perpetraba una señora gorda de pelo naranja. Sus ojos se detuvieron en los tuyos y, por un instante, una leve sonrisa se dibujó en sus labios. llevaba un micrófono en la mano y su bello rostro estaba maquillado con exceso, lo que resaltaba aún más su boca carnosa y unos ojos que encerraban una mirada entre pícara y misteriosa. Después de un rato, tu compañero ocasional y tú huyeron del salón en busca decafé y galletas en los pasillos de la Secretaría

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When I first joined Fubar back in September 2008 I was invited by a friend, who now has since left Fubar for sometime now. When I got on here I thought this site was great becuse it was different, but after a little bit more than a year I noticed some changes and more & more drama unfolding. I started to think this is the reason why I had left a few other sites. Well that doesn't matter now because you will get drama everywhere you go maybe because they have taken a few soap operas off air who knows. what I am really glad about is that I have met a few nice people on here whom I am proud to call my friends ( they know who they are).I sincerely hope that Fubar keeps on refining so that one day it will become like a household name & a place in which people will communicate better.

Laff Til You Cry......
Many of us loved the Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, such as Henny Youngman, Milton Berle, and lots of others. Not one single four letter word in their greatr one liners: Here are some examples of their work: * There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out. * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. * My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. * She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a m

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Lafferty seeks move from Burnley Kyle Lafferty is anxious to get a move away from Burnley Northern Ireland striker Kyle Lafferty has revealed that he wants to leave Championship side Burnley. Rangers, Celtic and Wolves are known to be keen on signing the highly-rated 20-year-old from County Fermanagh. "I need a fresh challenge at this stage of my career. No player is going to stay where he is not wanted," Lafferty told the Belfast Telegraph. "I have given my all to Burnley but it is imperative I make a move as it would also help my international career." Rangers boss Walter Smith has already had a bid for Lafferty turned down but it is believed he is ready to increase the offer. Celtic have also had previous offers for the 6ft 4in forward rejected. "I understand Wolves and Rangers want to sign me and I would be thrilled to move to either club," added Lafferty. "I've heard Celtic will also be making a bid but I don't think that move will ever material

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Le Mini iPad nous prend moins d'un mois et déjà commencent à apparaître les premières rumeurs sur son remplacement. De la Chine fournisseurs affirment qu'ils seraient prêts à faire des écrans Retina pour l'iPad Mini 2 apple mini ipad . Comme nous l'avons AppleZona nos concitoyens, dans son analyse de la nouvel appareil d'Apple, l'écran est parfait dans la taille et la résolution. Bien qu'il semble que ce n'est pas l'idée générale de tous les clients, puisque beaucoup manquer l'intégration de la technologie dans le Mini Retina iPad, correspondant à l'iPad. En réponse à de récentes rumeurs, Apple va inclure ce type d'affichage dans la prochaine génération de Mini iPad. La société AU Optronics, écran iPad fournisseur de Mini, a récemment déclaré médias chinois Donews sa capacité à produire un affichage de 7,9 pouces. La résolution serait 2038 x 1536 pixels, ce qui signifierait une densité de 329 ppi, loin au-dessus de tout ce que nous avons vu jusqu'à présent. Au Optronics dit la date e

La Fiesta Eres Tu ..
Muchacha morena y tierna, Se te ha roto tu vestido, Por ahí te miro la pierna Con ojos de lobo herido. Muchacha morena y triste, Se te perdió la alegría, Acércate a mi guitarra para cantarte la mía. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y dulce, Como llevarte por ahí. Muchacha morena y alta, Tu marido se murió, Ya que la vida es tan corta En su lugar vengo yo. Muchacha morena y grácil, Como consuela tu vista, Mirándote de tan cerca No hay corazón que resista. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y linda, Como tomarte por ahí. Muchacha morena y suave, Ven que te quiero besar, Cuando el amor se detiene Un beso lo obliga a andar. Muchacha morena y lista, Se te ha caído el corpiño, Veo tus dos corazones Y digo: Quién fuera un niño. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y plena, Cómo beberte por ahí.

Lafitte, Grand Isle Get Receptive Ear...
Lafitte, Grand Isle get receptive ear to plea for flood protection 06:48 PM CDT on Tuesday, October 7, 2008 Bill Capo / Eyewitness News The mayors of Grand Isle and Lafitte went to Baton Rouge Tuesday to ask Governor Bobby Jindal for help with flood protection for their damaged and vulnerable cities. Video: Watch the Story After Hurricanes Gustav and Ike severely damaged Grand Isle's levees, Mayor David Camardelle asked Governor Bobby Jindal for up to $50 million to supplement repairs by the Corps of Engineers, plus plans to boost storm protection levees and break-waters. Camardelle said the barrier island provides protection for other areas farther inland. "To my brother Timmy in Lafitte, he had more water in his community. There was more water pushed toward South Lafourche Levee District, more water pushed toward Houma district." "They are going to be stuck on stuck until we get a barrier system out there immediately so that we can protect what was not d

Lafitte's Guest House
Lafitte's Guest House HAUNTED DWELLING: Lafitte's Guest House ADDRESS: 1003 Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Louisiana 70116 | 504.581.2678 Web-Site LOCATION: Lafitte's Guest House can be found on the corner of Bourbon St. and St. Philip St., just half a block up from Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Pub and a few blocks from the bar action on Bourbon Street, in the residential area just north of the heart of the entertainment area of New Orleans. DESCRIPTION: Lafitte's Guest House probably got its name for being so close to Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Pub. This restored mansion is described as an 1849, 3 storied French-style luxury boutique hotel, with an attached wing on the back of the mansion. This lovely building was built by master builder, Joshua Peebles, for debt collector, Paul Joseph Gleises and his wife Marie Odalie Ducayet, their 6 children, and their slaves. After the war, the attached wing was the servant's quarters. The architect, Robert Seaton, also designed th

Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop
Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop HAUNTED PUB - Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop ADDRESS: 941 Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Louisiana, 70116. 504-522-9377 LOCATION: Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Pub can be found on Bourbon Street, in the residential section, about two or three blocks away from the rowdy center of Bourbon Street. It's address on Bourbon Street is between Dumaine Street and St. Philip Street. DESCRIPTION: This two story, brick and stone, plain rectangular building is solidly built, in the French style and has stood on this spot since the late 1700's, sometime before 1772. This building has the distinction as being one of the few remaining original "'French architecture' structures" which still grace the French Quarter. The building escaped both the fires in 1788, and 1794, remaining untouched. This explains why most of the buildings in the French Quarter were rebuilt in the Spanish style of this time. This building's claim to fame is that it was the place of business, for

La Fleur De Leis And Mourning Atlantis
I can't cry anymore It only gives your memory power I gave until there was nothing left for me You raped my soul Left me famished, emaciated starving for affection Neglected, abused, abandon My flowers wilt into Nothingness Touching her must have been like touching me used to be The secret language of murmur and caress evolved into blood streaked tears and cursing. I am riding a dangerous wave I wish I were a dolphin navigation was never my thing I allowed you to lead me where you were willing to take me All because I just wanted you to love me I wanted to be someones number one Not two, twenty or forty two I have to keep myself out of the eye of the hurricane and into the chaotic distraction of destruction So as not to slide to deeply into emotional solitude leading to death. Oh here comes the tears again I thought they had dried up in my emotional draught Wet cheeks are just evidence that I truly cared for him. The more you love someone the deeper it

La Galaxy Vs. Houston Dynamo, Mls Cup 2011: The San Jose Earthquakes Connection
The 2011 MLS Cup might as well double as Monclera reunion. The connection between the Quakes and the is obvious. After all, the Earthquakes moved from San Jose to Houston, giving MLS the Dynamo. Now that Dynamo team is in MLS Cup with Dominic Kinnear as head coach and at forward, the same roles they had back when the team was still in San Jose.Meanwhile, and, were membersMoncler Boots of the old Quakes before they moved to Houston and teamed with Kinnear and Ching to bring two MLS Cup titles to San Jose. Now they're standouts for the, who will take on the Dynamo in this year's MLS Cup.Don't think the fans in San Jose don't realize all of their former players in MLS Cup this year either. Sure, San Jose got an expansion team after and got to revive the Earthquakes Moncler Coats Menname, but their team was still in Houston. That team in Houston won two MLS Cup titles and Quakes fans have always looked at the Dynamo as the team that got away and the team that should be theirs. At the same

Lager Is Cheaper Than Water In U.k. Supermarkets
During difficult economic times, you really don't need much of an excuse to get loaded. Here's one anyway: It's cheaper than drinking water. That's the case in Great Britain, where it was recently found that it's less expensive to purchase booze than bottled water at the country's leading supermarkets. In fact, discounted "own-brand" beer costs as little as 35 cents per can. The research comes from a non-profit anti-alcoholism group called Addaction, that also supports a push to tighten drinking laws in the country with measures that include banning "happy hour" specials and other cheap deals on booze. While certain party-fouling groups seem to think that low prices contribute to drinking problems, we can't help but wonder how bottled water got so damn expensive. Isn't beer still being made out of water?

Lagging Bulletins And Alerts Fixed...
the power outages over the last few days appears to have fried the main server which handles bulletins and alerts. the machine wasn't totally fubar, but the motherboard was screwed up enough to not keep accurate time. it sounds like a small issue, but the alerts and bulletins were sorted by newest first... and since the time on the machine was fluctuating by 30 minutes or so every few seconds, it was causing things to fuck up. i've put a hack in which should get everything working again.. we'll hopefully be replacing that computer in the next few weeks. -mike

Laggy Site Or Lagyy Pc?
I'm getting very frusrtated with this site. As I surf through the site, the page will lock and stop responding. Sometimes I'll be on for an hour before it locks, or sometimes twice in five minutes. This is starting to get on my last nerve! I don't have problems anywhere else so I'm to assume its this site. Anyone else have this happening?

Lagoon Magic
In the twilight of every evening, The moon casts a silvery glow, On rippling water, smooth as glass, A magic place, where lovers go. In the stillness, of the warm night air, Dancing naked, under the silvery moon, Swaying to the music, lovers softly hear, Beats in their hearts, a special tune. There is magic, in the star`studded sky, Hanging low, that lovers often feel, Star dust sprinkling, from shooting stars, Creates passionate kisses, that are real. The night seems never ending, When I see me, there with you, Wrapped tightly, in each other's arms, On Magic Lagoon, with a lovers view. "Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do."

Lagos / Georgio Romance Poem
LAGOS & GEORGIO -- modern day Romeo & Juliet ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Through the storm & over the road To daughter Julie's house we went, But my thoughts of you all thru the night Were truly heaven sent. Used to your chatting I couldn't sleep, So long as a guest need be, Because I was guessing what your presence would bring In bliss & harmonious ecstacy. This is hush hush to all bug Julie so far, How I've found you, my tall star I'd rather be blue than miss out on you, Even if it's webcam shot from afar. CHORUS: We have much to learn together And much to trade & give regardlesss of whether As we go our merry way in glee Our friendship turns out Platonic or romantically.

"la Grange"
"La Grange" Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town 'bout that shack outside La Grange and you know what I'm talkin' about. Just let me know if you wanna go to that home out on the range. They gotta lotta nice girls. Have mercy. A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw. A haw, haw, haw. Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time and the ten to get yourself in. A hmm, hmm. And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night, but now I might be mistaken. hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Have mercy.

Lừa Gạt Trong Bigone
“ BigOne Thông Báo: Chúc mừng bạn đã là người may mắm trong tuần sở hữu 1 chiếc xe Liberty trị giá 63 triệu và 100 triệu xu. Được bốc thăm ngẫu nhiên từ chương trình. Để được hướng dẫn nhận quà xin liên hệ nhân viên của chương trình: 01678972893” Đã là tin nhắn lừa bịp trong bigone nếu các bạn để ý sẽ nhận ra: Nick gửi tin nhắn cho bạn là adrmin chứ không phải là Admin Khi nhận được thông báo này các bạn tuyệt đối không nhắn tin, gọi điện làm theo để khỏi bị gạt nhé! Hãy lan tỏa cho các thành viên game bigone khác biết các bạn nhé! Link bài viết: http://taibigone5

L.a. Guns
L.A. guns are touring this summer in support of the new album titled Tales From The Strip. Tentative dates are in effect as we speak. If you want them to play your town let me know. Any venues or agents interested in them drop me an email at HotPink@HotPink-Productions.com Subject line-L.A.Guns

La Guerra Silenciosa En Curso Entre Apple Iphone Y Los Teléfonos Inteligentes Android
Hoy en día, es difícil pensar en un hombre sin un teléfono móvil. La mayoría de la gente tiene teléfonos inteligentes como que están ofreciendo gran variedad de aplicaciones. Dos teléfonos inteligentes están capturando el mercado de telefonía móvil en estos momentos. Uno de ellos es el iPhone de Apple y otro es Android de Google. Hay una guerra silenciosa pasando entre estos dos increíbles teléfonos inteligentes, así como la PC androide de la tableta basada y iPad. Ambos son el teléfono más le gusta de esta generación. Estas son algunas de las comparaciones entre estos dos dispositivos, de acuerdo con Lisa, gerente de relaciones públicas de Ankaka.com. En el iPhone, la búsqueda de la opción de funcionalidad es muy duro y resistente. Por otra parte, es fácil y cómodo para el usuario android. Teléfonos Android aplicaciones son de código abierto. Por el contrario, se basa en el iPhone aplicaciones cerradas. Si desea descargar el código fuente, es mucho más fácil en lugar de androides iPh

La Guerre Silencieuse En Cours Entre Apple Iphone Et Android Téléphones Intelligents
De nos jours, il est difficile de penser à un homme sans un téléphone mobile. La plupart des gens ont des téléphones intelligents car ils offrent de nombreuses applications. Deux téléphones intelligents sont conquérir le marché mobile en ce moment. L'un d'eux est l'iPhone d'Apple et autre Android de Google. Il ya une guerre silencieuse se passe entre ces deux magnifiques téléphones intelligents ainsi que PC tablette Android à base et l'iPad. Deux d'entre eux sont le téléphone le plus aimé de cette génération. Voici quelques comparaisons entre ces deux appareils, selon Lisa, responsable des relations publiques de Ankaka.com. Dans iPhone, trouver l'option la fonctionnalité est très dur et résistant. D'autre part, il est facile et confortable pour l'utilisateur d'Android. Android applications de téléphones sont open source. Au contraire, l'iPhone est basé sur les applications fermées. Si vous voulez télécharger le code source, il est beaucoup plus facile dans les andro?des plut?t que l'i

La Guerra Silenziosa In Corso Tra Apple Iphone E Smartphone Android
La guerra silenziosa in corso tra Apple iPhone e Android smart phoneAl giorno d'oggi, è difficile pensare a un uomo senza un telefono cellulare. La maggior parte delle persone stanno avendo i telefoni intelligenti come stanno offrendo varietà di applicazioni. Due telefoni intelligenti sono catturare il mercato della telefonia mobile in questo momento. Uno di questi è iPhone di Apple e gli altri è Android di Google. C'è una guerra silenziosa in corso tra questi due telefoni intelligenti incredibile così come tablet PC basato su Android e iPad. Entrambi sono il telefono più apprezzato di questa generazione. Qui ci sono alcuni confronti tra questi due dispositivi, secondo Lisa, PR manager di Ankaka.com. -android 4.2 In iPhone, trovare l'opzione di funzionalità è molto dura e resistente. D'altra parte, è facile e comodo per l'utente android. Android applicazioni telefoni sono open source. Al contrario, iPhone si basa su applicazioni chiuse. Se volete scaricare il codice sorgente, è molto

La Health Dept. $81 Million Short
La. health department $81 million short 04:03 PM CDT on Friday, September 26, 2008 Associated Press BATON ROUGE, La. -- The state health department is grappling with an $81 million deficit. The secretary of the health department outlined the problem Friday before the Legislature's joint budget committee. He's offering a list of suggestions for how to fill the gap. Among the recommendations to lawmakers are to shift $65 million from other parts of the health care budget that weren't expected to be spent. And Health and Hospitals Secretary Alan Levine is recommending a $16 million state funding cut to hospitals and hospices. The hospital cuts faced resistance from lawmakers. Levine also says he expects an additional deficit caused by hurricanes Gustav and Ike. (Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

La Historia De Los Adornos Del árbol De Navidad
La tradición del árbol de Navidad moderna comenzó en Alemania en el siglo 16. En ese momento, los alemanes cristianos traería árboles decorados con velas en sus casas como una manera de celebrar la Navidad. Sin embargo, fabricado adornos para árboles de Navidad, como adornos de vidrio, no se produjo hasta el siglo 19, y desde entonces han evolucionado hasta convertirse en la decoración del árbol de Navidad que conocemos hoy en día.-luces navidad exterior Los primeros árboles de Navidad fueron generalmente manzanas y nueces. Más tarde, los alemanes comenzaron a agregar otras frutas para sus decoraciones de los árboles, y productos horneados como las galletas de jengibre en forma de corazones, estrellas, campanas, las frutas y los ángeles comenzaron a adornar los árboles de Navidad alemanes. Guirnaldas de papel y pequeños trozos de papel de aluminio también comenzó a hacerse popular. Vidrio adornos del árbol de Navidad se produjo por primera vez en Lauscha, Alemania, una c

La Historia De Google Android Phone
Android Tablet PC ha estado en la vía rápida al éxito, y en la vía rápida para las nuevas características y funcionalidad mejorada.Una de las áreas en las que luchó, pero Android está ahora en el teléfono móvil y el uso de la píldora es el soporte para cuentas de Exchange ActiveSync.Google Android utilizan el mismo equipo básico Froyo ya sea comprimido o teléfonos móviles. Por esta razón, los términos de uso que permiten configurar push e-mail a través de Exchange ActiveSync puede ser fácilmente instalado en un teléfono móvil es exactamente la misma forma que lo haría en una tablilla. Y es una buena cosa porque el teléfono de Google ha sido hacer el proceso fácil y sin problemas durante algún tiempo. Nadie esperaba otra cosa es liberado en la nueva línea de tabletas.Sin embargo, debe tenerse en cuenta que los dispositivos de Google no son uniformes en la interfaz y el diseño. Por esta razón, aunque el conjunto de características es idéntico, independientemente de que el dispositivo fun

La Historia Del Logo De Android
Cuando alguien tiene una idea genial para una empresa o proyecto empresarial es normal empezar a querer y tener todo pensado. Pero hay un detalle que generalmente se nos escape, y es del logotipo. No es fácil diseñar un buen logotipo, para conectar con la gente y para representar las ideas y objetivos de la empresa. Cuando Google tuvo que enfrentarse a este proyecto, por muy grande que es la empresa, tenía no más fácilmente que el resto. Usted puede tener más recursos y maneras de encontrar gente para hacerlo, pero el proceso de elegir un logotipo nunca es fácil.http://es.goodsandroid.com/android/ Ya has hablado sobre el origen de Andy, el logotipo de Android, y aunque fue una historia muy completa un artículo NYT nos ha revelado algunos datos nuevos que jugamos muy finalmente en la última ocasión o que no consiguió o re designado. El protagonista de nuestra historia de hoy se llama a Irina Blok, y estaba encargado de diseñar el logo de Android. Ella y si el equipo tuvo una tarea só

Laibon
In scouring libraries to reasearch this work, I came across an epic Saxon poem allefed to have been written by the Gangrel Maraulf of the Three Tales. The poem itself is a contemporary of the Venerable Bede, by my best estimate; I gave it to a particular Old English scholar for translation in '97. (At that point I was still part of the Camarilla, and when the Prince found out what I'd done he had the scholar killed, but that is neither here nor there). It seems appropriate to include a particular translated bit here: In clusium I meet Otoaer the Black, he of the Laibon family, from the far south he comes, earth-spirit and vampire, strong before fire and skilled on the hunt the Beast troubles his kind not. Beyond this I don't know much more about the Laibon. Torvos didn't answer any questions about them, but he isn't the oldest vampire out there. It is very possible that the Laibon are decended from Gangrel blood; that description of Otoar's powers match our own to some degree. It's a

Laid Off In Kentucky
LAID OFF IN KENTUCKY BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID, "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY. SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER", WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK.... WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY. THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR" "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS...... "DIESEL FITTER"....!!!!

Laid
This bed is on fire with passion and love The neighbors complain about the noises above But she only comes when she's on top My therapist said not to see you no more She said you're like a disease without any cure She said I'm so obsessed that I'll become a bore, oh no Ah you think you're so pretty (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the door Bought the kitchen knives and skewers Dressed me up in women's clothes Messed around with gender roles Dye my eyes and call me pretty Moved out of the house so you moved next door I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone You're driving me crazy when are you coming home

Laidwasted
I know why i don't sleep that much, because my mind works all the time. Usually thinking about thing that are too deep, thats why I lie awake wasting my time. Things I should have done, but I didn`t! Words I should have said, but I didn`t! Feelings I Should have shown , but I didn`t! Places I should have gone, but I didn`t! Sometimes I think I am afraid to succeed, there are somethings people do need . Happiness is what i really want, I just cant get it , and please don't.... say that yes you can!! You just have to search for it. Right now i don't need you hypothetical bullshit! I just want you to listen, is that too much to ask. I guess so, maybe i should be talking to a wall. Am I sorry for being the way that I am. No, this is the only person I know how to be!!!

Laid
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... nice children you've got there -are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".

Laid Bare
Moody Brooding Needy Wanting to be in this dark place, craving how it feels Needing someone to share it To keep me safe here Someone who knows Who has been there and knows its pleasures Someone who wants to be here The mental connection Things said without words Longing to belong, be understood If only for a while The ache, the need overwhelms Clouds my judgment Keep it a secret Don’t show anyone They don’t understand I feel the calmness of his control The safety The acceptance He knows how to get in Walks right through the door Of the place I show no one I let him in my mind Show him my soul The demon is there The one I struggle to hide from the world He touches it with just his voice The demon responds I can feel it become quiet and calm As it responds to his wishes He sates the demon Calmly puts it back where it belongs The demon is quiet again And I am set free He steps back and locks the door to my hell The dark place feels wonde

Laid Off...
so i just found out today that will be getting laid off from one of my babysitting jobs next week until chase's daddy can go back to work.. so less money coming in on my end.. so i'm gonna take a new babysitting job.. the people that live next to us just had a baby.. she wants me to watch a baby boy for a few days or so.. so that will help with more money coming in.. but i'm gonna miss chase i know he is 1 almost 2 and drives me crazy sometimes but i love him he is pretty much my nephew.. i hate it when people get laid off around christmas but hey what can you do... yeah i found all this out today when i called blake on his lunch break to see what he wanted me to lay out for dinner before i came over here to wait for the girls to get off the bus... blake works with his brother in law which is chase's daddy.. i mean i'll have chase some during the week when rodger has to do other things but i won't get paid the full week.. but oo well what can you do... :)

Laid To Rest And Music Itself Has Lost A Good Friend.
BLACK DEATH drummer Phil Bullard passed away of colon cancer on February 6, 2008 at age 59. Bullard is survived by two daughters (Philicia and Earlicia), four grandchildren (Warren, Curstie, Curtis and Julian) and two sisters (Nicola Ammons and Roberta). BLACK DEATH was a four piece heavy metal band from Cleveland, Ohio founded in 1977. The band consisted of lead vocalist/guitarist Siki Spacek, guitarist Greg Hicks, bassist Darrell Harris and Bullard on drums. They are considered to be the first all-black heavy metal band from the U.S. "A great guy who kept us all in line," comments guitarist Greg Hicks. "There never would have been a BLACK DEATH without Phil. He had the fire. There was chemistry from the first time we played." Adds former BLACK DEATH manager Bob Surgent, "I am privileged to have known Phil as a friend and worked with him in BLACK DEATH. I know he's playing drums with Hendrix. Tears run red." BLACK DEATH had two songs featured on the 1983 "Cleveland Metal" compila

Laid To Rest........
I laid someone very close to me to rest recently. I'd like to think I knew that friend better than anyone else, yet, to be truthful no one ever really knew him. He grew up fast and he grew up hard, yet the heart that beat within was a heart full of Love and Compassion. He was raised as a street wise kid. He had no parents and his foster families couldn't have cared less whether he lived or died. As a young teen everyone younger and older came to him for advise and he always listened and gave them his heart in return. He kept emotions deep within his soul, never showing fear or shedding a tear. He was thought to be invincible by those who knew him and those who didn't know him were intimidated by his ways. He once stood as a tall, powerful man, but I knew the real man inside, the man who wept over a hurt animal, cried for a lost friend, defended those in need and most of all, gave his all for those around him. In truth that giant, intimidating giant was nothing more than a cuddling, lov

Laid Back Or On The Edge?
You Are 6% Angry You're so laid back, no one could ever accuse you of getting angry. While there are a few little things that may annoy you, you generally play it cool. In fact, your calm attitude tends to provoke people with anger problems. They may think you're screwing with them, but that's just the way you are!

Laid Off Or Unemployed? Great Cheap, Yet Sweet Gift For Christmas!
My favortie thing to do is give at Christmas time. But as a dump truck driver Christmas is a time for layoff so I had to find cheap ways to still fulfill my being. I found giving a Christmas decorated bag of cookies to friends is a great way to make them smile. It's cheap, its quick, and its sweet! Here is the recipe. 1 stick Butter 2 Cups Sugar 4 tbsp Cocoa 1/2 cup Milk 2 cups Oatmeal 1/2 cup Peanut Butter 1 tsp. Vanilla In a pan on the stove with it set at halfway drop in stick of butter, sugar, cocoa, and milk. Stir til melted and mixed. Once it begins to boil in the center of the pan, set a timer and let it boil for 2 1/2 minutes. When finished boiling, turn off heat, add peanut butter and oatmeal. Stir quickly and remove pan from stove. Mix should be thick once mixed! Put on a counter a long piece of foil. Using a spoon make big or small blobs on the foil and let it sit til cool.

Laid
I got laid saturday night.. well sunday morning.. early in the morning. I didn't have to pay for it or spend much money on her. Although I will admit she was drunk. (but she played with my balls in public before she got drunk so that was a good sign.) I didn't have to blow her up or fill her with foam She was not a member of my family, as some would associate the state I live in with that. She was a real live honest to goodness female. It proved to me that i can still get it up (after all this time) for a human and not just rosey And no I did not need viagra, levitra, cialis or any of the natural supplements. Im special.

Laid Off
OK. I havent posted a thing in here for a little while. 2 yrs ago I was let go by a company. It was a bullshit deal and they found out they were wrong and that even though I had a case, I didnt sue them. They asked me to come back and fix the problems that the people who lied to them and got me fired created. I tried to save the company, but there was way too much embezzlement and fraud to fix. So, today, they laid me off. Its not so bad. The owners are going back to a company that we all worked at a while back. I was part of the package without knowing it. But, its hard to go from VP and GM to regular joe .... and its going to hurt .... maybe ... The other hard part is that I still have to interview .. for another company I quit twice .... Damn .. I can be an idiot sometimes ... OK .. time to drink

Laid Off
I got laid off today. I was told I wasn't needed anymore, but I think it's more personal than that. a couple of my coworkers had issues with me, apparently. I believe they had a part in it. It really sucks when all the hard work I put in doesn't count. I am a good customer service rep, no matter what others think.

Laima
Lithuanian Laima is a goddess of good fortune, fate, and life passages. She works with her sisters Dievs (the sky) and Saulas (the sun) to plan the life histories of mortals. Her devotees (if, indeed, any remain) look to her for aid in pregnancy, childbirth, marriage arrangements, weddings, death, and funerals. She appears when a child is born to pronounce its destiny, Her involvement is always sympathetic: she is a goddess of death only because death is the final stage of life. She leaves murder to Giltine.

L.a. Ink
little background before you read this. If you're just as disgusted as I was after reading this...please repost!!! Adam Sky is one of the hardest working individuals in the business in my opinion. Months ago he was offered a guest spot at Kat Von D's High Voltage tattoo shop in Hollywood California. This is why we hate rockstar attitudes in the tattoo industry, and people who turn into fucking leeches. Read, go throw up, and then repost please! I got fired from L.A. Ink Sarah and I were sitting at one of my fave sushi restaurants in Hollywood, Sushi Cafe, enjoying getting full on sushi pizza when I get an emergency phone call from Kat Von D.'s personal manager, asking me to hold tight at the restaurant and she's got something to tell me in person. So we're sitting there, trying to figure out what's so important that it couldn't be discussed over the phone. I'm starting to get nervous as I could only imagine the worse, whatever the worse could be. So Kat's manager

Lair
Feeling the pain, Seeing the blood, Not knowing how to heal either, Looking on and hiding the shame, Wondering when the tears will flood, Seeking the truth, finding lies and wanting neither. Life in it's endless progression, Tearing at your soul, The fear welling from your memories, Retreating, hiding, burying yourself in regression, The heart within beating slowly, dark and cold, Spending your nights in empty graves, dwelling in cemetaries. Who are you? What to do? Pain wreaking havoc from within, How did you come to be? In this wretched sickness, Soon numbness fills your veins. Caring not about what you do. Your actions mechanical, barely can be called sin, People coming to find they worship your evil wickedness. Thoughts go back and vaguely you remember, Filling you again with remorse, Sinking deeper into lifeless dispair, Hating what you've become as you slay and render, It never was your fault, unknowing to you of course, That you wandered once into th

Lairs Go To Hell....
Ok why do people feel the need to lie, really? I know we are all participating in the online fantasy world that is cherry tap, but seriously if you lie to me about stuff I'm gonna find out. One way or another I dont like to talk to people that are fake It's just not how I roll... There is a reason I only have a few people in my "family" and people that I am "fans" of.... These are the people I talk to on a regular basis. Soooo the point is be real with me I'm here for fun but I hate lairs so dont be that guy.... Cheese!!!! Kelly

The Lairs Of Gasping
My lover’s begging eyes whisper their surrendering plea to strip away her veils of the day and take her naked aching flesh beyond the walls of any inhibition. Slowly, the candle scents of lavender and gardenia casts their alluring spell opening the chasm to her passions as she willing lies down upon our bed and closes her eyes anxiously awaiting the caressing stroke of my fingers when they explore each burning lair of gasping. Inch by hungry voluptuous inch do I awaken and set ablaze her portals of deepest most intimate moans until her wildest demons of ecstasy at last possess her heart and soul. Once her every pore has gone insane with thirst that only my love juices can quench I eagerly enter her secret garden with my helmet manhood. Pounding thrusts of two lovers' hips heats the climax volcano till it erupts in waves of euphoric quivers and the gloriously release in vein numbing screams.

Lair Of Sin
A roar like thunder all around us It growls so loud in our ears Crouched behind the waterfall Bodies entwined without a care We dangle feet in the icy grotto while waiting for the sun to rise First light breaks above the ocean A fiery ball born out of the water Flames search for us in the dark Our watery curtain warmly shimmers Bathing us in the soft orange rays You pull me deeper into our lair Cat lithe you crawl over my body My skin on fire from your touch Purring softly, you lick my face Marking me with panther claws Hunting release, our wild hearts soar as we tumble naked in the fire's glow

La Isla Del Encanto ** Paradise, Beauty
"You are not dreaming, you are in Puerto Rico"Whether you're dreaming about spectacular surfing waves, a challenging golf course, or the perfect sunbathing beach, Puerto Rico offers the active traveler a tremendous array of opportunities. Surfing and golf compete with tennis, fishing, kayaking, SCUBA diving, and horseback riding, not to mention windsurfing and parasailing, for your active time. Our perpetual summer weather begs you to enjoy the sport of your choice! Puerto Rico beckons active travelers interested in spicing up their vacations! From hiking in a forest, to dining on the infusion of classic and delectable Caribbean cuisine, to romantic walks on a moonlit beach, virtually any type of vacation interest can be accommodated in the land of your dreams, Puerto Rico. If you fell in love with this video, please forward to your friends. :) Text and video provided by the Puerto Rico Tourism Company. www.gotopuertorico.com www.gotopuertorico.com

Laissez Nos Robes Spice Up Your Soirée Parties
précipitant pour une soirée ? Avec l'arrivée d' une vaste collection de robes de soirée, Emodeshop.de offre tout ce qu'on peut imaginer - . Des petites robes noires de longues robes aux couleurs à la mode , de robes fourreau soigneusement conçus pour des robes polyvalentes princesse En exquise sélection de belle robe de soirée longue de emodeshop , Mesdames va sûrement trouver le vêtement unique qui met en valeur le mieux à leurs actifs et met en évidence leurs charmes intérieurs. Si vous recherchez une Robe de soirée rouge dans une ambiance décontractée meet-up , une robe de taffetas genou longueur de dentelle accentués est un choix parfait que ni insiste trop de sa personnalité , ni inadéquations l'occasion. Pour des événements plus formels , comme les bals de finissants , des billes ou des fêtes de mariage , une robe en mousseline de soie -parole longueur avec soigneusement placé volants ne peut jamais manquer. Pour l'élégance cool, n'hésitez pas à consulter ces modèles

Lajes Air Force Base Azores
well...once again im off..but at least to a much better location.should have internet while im there so should be online in the evening..will try and take some more pics of this beautiful island...when i get back have to leave right away to rhota spain...yup poor me...lol be safe while im gone..and hopefully see you soon andy

The Lake (i Didn't Write This But Liked It)
Each year I take my kids to the lake. We rent a cabin, play a lot of golf, swim and do whatever we feel like. The days are great and filled with activities but the nights are a different story. I've been divorced for eight years and really haven't had time to date much. Taking care of the kids was and is my priority. During the summer the nights are usually fairly warm at the lake. The swimming area is usually pretty dark at night. Lots of times I go down to the docks of the swimming area and sit out on the end of one of them. Sometimes if I get a little daring I take some of my clothes off. I'm a fairly attractive man. I stand almost 6 feet tall and weigh a slender but athletic 190 pounds. I've got soft blue eyes and a quick smile. I get a lot of compliments on my butt and legs especially when I wear shorts. This particular night was very warm. The temperature was still in the high 80's and I couldn't sleep. I had dozed a little but ended up waking up to a sensual dream leavin

Lakeland Village Haus
I would have done Anything Without limits Or Hesitation The command Became my wish Overwhelmed by Your weakness I felt compelled To lead with mine Nothing is ever Accomplished When you attempt Everything For everyone Except yourself I still do All I can Without limits Or Hesitations Unless I have Something else To do

The Lake
I am looking at a lake that has ripples going through the water trees are all around you see stones in the water and fish swimming around with no worries of a yesterday and a today there is a birch tree that has grown on the edge of the water it leans to have some branches touch the water just the tips so the tree can drink far off in the distant you hear birds a young girl comes to let her dog drink from the rippling water You see tons of people walking with the wind blowing through their hair you can hear it whispering your name and tells you secrets the sun shining on you you are able to think of past memories but the birds and voices intterupt your traqin of thought and you smile and look up at the sky and the sky is so clear and blue that you just stare into it like a never ending thought that has just blew in your brain just like memories floating towards you as you think you see more people pass by kicking pebbles that are on the ground sitting

Lake Tahoe
I hope this will help all you guys who are sending me shouts and are telling me that they are very horny. Let your imagination take control and see where this story takes you. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LAKE TAHOE by Ms. Cleavage copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pills stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is very large and cushy. Paintings of the wilde

Lake Of Fire, Desire
Damn the hearts that appeal our souls The unfortunate timing of need For no words can fix or seal the holes Of our hunger that wants and needs to feed But the flame in between can't be denied If not thru our muted plea With one desire of two combined I yearn for you silently In my dreams I feel your heated embrace Recalling each move you made And we've danced to love's rhythm with grace Feeling the passion that just won't fade I thrive for each stolen kiss we share For the bold, daredevil's whip An intensified ardor of a secret affair With the flame our bodies equip You savor my taste and I drown in lust's lake A place you have created for me And i post these words of love for you Tara For all of the world to see....

The Lake
Each year I take my kids to the lake. We rent a cabin, play a lot of golf, swim and do whatever we feel like. The days are great and filled with activities but the nights are a different story. I've been divorced for eight years and really haven't had time to date much. Taking care of the kids was and is my priority. During the summer the nights are usually fairly warm at the lake. The swimming area is usually pretty dark at night. Lots of times I go down to the docks of the swimming area and sit out on the end of one of them. Sometimes if I get a little daring I take some of my clothes off. I'm a fairly attractive man. I stand almost 6 feet tall and weigh a slender but athletic 190 pounds. I've got soft blue eyes and a quick smile. I get a lot of compliments on my butt and legs especially when I wear shorts. This particular night was very warm. The temperature was still in the high 80's and I couldn't sleep. I had dozed a little but ended up waking up to a sensual dream leavin

Lakeside Lust
Lakeside Lust by Lia Monde © My cousin Tessa and I are eighteen. Each summer, we spend time together at our grandparent's vacation place on the lake. It is isolated, but beautiful. Lots of woods and a long, but manageable, bike ride to town. Our grandparents are friendly, relaxed and easy to live with. We have to help with some chores, but most of the time is just having fun. I'm thin, short and, as with many in my family, a late developer, so not fully developed. Tessa is the opposite. She has long legs, the athletic build of the swimmer she is and good sized breasts. I wore my brown hair long and in a loose ponytail. Although not as bad as many girls, I spent a lot of time trying to get it right. Tessa never had that problem. Much to the dismay of her parents, she kept her red hair cropped short. However, with a simple shake of her head, it seemed to fall just right and always looked both slightly tousled and sexy. To be honest, she had the body I wished to grow into. I also a

Lake Tahoe Storm
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lake Tahoe Storm By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pillows stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is

Lake Tahoe Storm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lake Tahoe Storm By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pillows stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is very large and cushy. Paintings of the wilderness around us are mounted on the walls to keep the ambiance of nature within the walls and not just outside. Our cabin is totally rustic in every way. Wood is the natural surroundings that we enjoy insi

The Lake Isle Of Innisfree
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree, And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made: Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee; And live alone in the bee-loud glade. And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow, Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings; There midnight's all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow, And evening full of the linnet's wings. I will arise and go now, for always night and day I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore; While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey, I hear it in the deep heart's core. --W.B. Yeats

Lake Of Fire
where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels fly go to a lake of fire and fry see em again on the fourth of july i know a lady who came from the lourve, bit by a dog with a rabid tooth, she went to her grave just a little to soon where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels fly go to a lake of fire and fry see em again on the fourth of july people cry and people moan, look for a dry place to call there home, try and find some place to rest there bones, while the angels and devils try and make em there own where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels fly go to a lake of fire and fry see em again on the fourth of july "see y'all on the fourth of july"

Lake Tahoe
Well, this weekend was my annual Lake Tahoe ski trip. Arrived on Thursday and had a grand opening special on a room in the new Tuscany Tower at the Peppermill Reno . These rooms are incredible. When you walk into the new tower its like you have gone to a completely different hotel. just a few video poker machines at one of the new bars would let you know that its a casino. There is a new circular bar with large glass doors that will open to an atrium during the summer months. And a new cafe has opened, Biscottis, with the fancy coffees and gelatos on the main floor. Wifi was expensive ($11 a day), but really nice king size beds, marble bathrooms with oversized whirlpool tubs and large showers with dual heads. Skied on Friday at Northstar. Sunshine, blue skies and beautiful ski conditions for that friday. A far cry from last year's sub zero weather. The first change I noticed from my last trip to Northstar was that the free parking has been moved up near the main road. So now you

Lake Mead Could Go Dry By 2021!
Lake Mead could go dry by 2021! Body: by: Andrea Thompson 12 February 2008 Lake Mead, a key source of water for millions of people in the southwestern United States, could go dry by 2021, a new study finds. The study concludes that natural forces such as evaporation, changes wrought by global warming and the increasing demand from the booming Southwest population are creating a deficit from this part of the Colorado River system. Along with Lake Powell, which is on the border between Arizona and Utah, Lake Mead supplies roughly 8 million people in the cities of Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and San Diego, among others, with critical water supplies. The system is currently only at half capacity thanks to a recent string of dry years, researchers say. The study's findings indicated that there is a 10 percent chance that Lake Mead could be dry by 2014 and a 50 percent chance that reservoir levels will drop too low to allow hydroelectric power generation by 2017. There is

Lake County Set For Depp Visit In Dillinger's Role
CROWN POINT, Ind. (AP) — Johnny Depp will be in town this spring to recreate gangster John Dillinger's infamous 1934 escape from Lake County Jail for his upcoming film "Public Enemies." Depp will play Dillinger, and the scene will be shot at the Old Sheriff's House and Jail. No specific dates have been released, but filming will take place from March through June in Chicago, Indiana and Wisconsin. Dillinger, an Indiana native, escaped the heavily guarded northwestern Indiana jail March 3, 1934, while he awaited trial on charges that he killed Officer William Patrick O'Malley during an East Chicago bank robbery. He then drove away in Sheriff Lillian Holley's new Ford. A few months later, federal agents fatally shot him outside a Chicago theater. Work crews started preparing the red-brick jail for its movie close-up last Monday. "I wish we could say (the restoration) will be complete, but it'll be mostly the entry and upstairs," location scout George Constas said. T

Lake Of Fire
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July I knew a lady who came from Duluth She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon And she flew away howling on the yellow moon Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July Now the people cry and the people moan And they look for a dry place to call their home And try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make them their own Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

The Lake
im standing on the egde of a lake, wondering how much i wanna take, i could do this all day and all night, but now im wondering should i put up a fight. I listen up high I listen down low, wondering how deep does this lake go, until i dive in i shall never know, but maybe that is 1 step i dont wanna know. I could sink if i dont swim, the question i wonder is "would i save him?" the ansa is yes so now i scream, "WILL SOMEONE HELP ME OUT OF HERE PLZ" the deeper i dive the lower i go, how deep it does go no-one wil ever know. until that time il stay here, on the edge of the lake where no-one can hear!!