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Insurance Claims Funnies
funny motor insurance claims "Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early." (thanks N Bradley) "I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof." (from an Australian claim form - ack N Shepherd) "The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." (Thanks Sharon Burrows) "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket." Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus? The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo
Insurance Adjuster....
so he came to see the car today... says the damages are just over 1000 bucks...thank GOD i don't have to pay!! (ps i found cookies i can eat at the imma chompin em (ppss my toes are still crying from the torture of the weekend)
Insult To Injury
By Linda Robinson Posted 4/8/07 In the middle of a battle in Fallujah in April 2004, an M80 grenade landed a foot away from Fred Ball. The blast threw the 26-year-old Marine sergeant 10 feet into the air and sent a piece of hot shrapnel into his right temple. Once his wound was patched up, Ball insisted on rejoining his men. For the next three months, he continued to go on raids, then returned to Camp Pendleton, Calif. Chad Miller The former Oregon national guardsman was wounded by bombings in Iraq in 2005. Miller, 39, is appealing his zero disability rating.KEVIN HORAN-AURORA FOR USN&WR But Ball was not all right. Military doctors concluded that Ball was suffering from a traumatic brain injury, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), chronic headaches, and balance problems. Ball, who had a 3.5 grade-point average in high school, was found to have a sixth-grade-level learning capability. In January of last year, the Marine Corps found him unfit for duty but not disabled enough
Insult Unto Himself/love
You know what, it won't matter in the long run concerning my room mate...he doesn't need my help to insult him...he does fine just by breathing. He is ignorant...though he is talking to me again. Has been for the past week or two, like nothing happened. I am still leaving this hellish house of chaos, and I am secretly holding on to a nasty grudge concerning him. I am still MAD even if he has let it go...there were some stupid and childish things said, and he was totally in the wrong for 90% of it. Anyway, he is of little consequence in my life anymore, and I don't plan to think about his ignorant stupid ass anymore...I have something better and more important to think about... I have a new love-my soulmate..I have found him, and I am so crazy for him, I can't wait until we are together for the resto of our lives!! He makes me feel so many things. No worries, I will still play with you here, hang out at the bar...comment, etc. I like it here, I can still be a smart ass,
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! He is living proof
Insurance Ripoffs
I have the misfortune of dealing with a long term disability insurance company. By dealing, I mean jumping through hoops. Even though it is a company policy to replace my wages, they are trying to find a pre-existing condition to nullify my claim. I am at a point where I will have to borrow from some very good friends just to survive. I have no options when it comes to customer complaints. I haven't been approved yet. I still have to find info from 2005 including dr names, prescriptions and their numbers, treatments, names and numbers for all the places I was treated or seen, as well as their fax numbers. And of course it is taking time. 3 weeks so far. And the agent just keeps saying it is the policy that dictates the info needed. They even want copies of my MRI to make sure the dr isn't in on any scheme. Aren't people innocent until proven guilty anymore? I just have to wait until they decide to tell me if I am approved and what they will pay out for my living expenses. I
In Sudan, Help Comes From Above
July 6, 2007 By JULIE FLINT Beirut, Lebanon THE one bright light in the dismal international response to the slaughter and starvation in Sudan’s Darfur region has been a humanitarian effort that has kept more than two million displaced people alive. In the fifth year of the war, mortality levels among Darfurians reached by relief are marginally better than they were before the war and lower than in the capital, Khartoum. In South Sudan, where conflict is stilled, children have higher death rates and lower school enrollment. This is a formidable achievement, better than in any comparable war zone in Africa. Credit the likes of Oxfam, Mercy Corps and Doctors Without Borders, and their 13,000-strong army of relief workers — 90 percent of them Sudanese. Yet these successes will be lost if Democratic presidential candidates get their wish: a no-flight zone that is militarily enforced over Darfur. The idea, supported by Senator Hillary Clinton and others, is that this would pres
an insult to you i hardly think but it is not i who rules that mind of yours it was a song to honor me and i never heard it played a gift to you it was meant to be because it is i whom the song was about to bring me happiness and something for you to enjoy playing how silly of me to think you would take it as the compliment it was meant to be and here i am tears streaming sobs rocking my shoulders as my world walks away you tell me not worry about how you feel about me that will not change but you can not convince me of that right now you just walked away leaving me dying inside questioning every word ever said because if you loved me so much why could you shut me out you ask me to understand but do not give me the means too you asked for honesty and you walk away taking everything i have with you shattering my heart and begging you to talk to me how fast leave when it suits you i guess i have to wait and see if you return as if the distance between u
When Insults Had Class "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is in
In Support
In support. I shaved my head and changed my look. just one small comment in life's great book. I'm here for you, is all I mean. To add strength, and hope to all you dream. Side by side, we will win this fight day by day and night by night. no more dodging that double edge knife. We will be champions of this game called life.
listen........ did you hear anything? Yeah, thats the undeniable sound of your two lonely brain cells fighting. Please dont make the mistake of that being a thought process. You have a better chance at trading your one good brain cell in for gas to put in an ants motorcylce to go halfway around the inside of a cherrio. If you get lost take the plethora of one syllable words to conjure a way out Einstein! Nice..... if you understood half of what I said that would have hurt. Sweet dreams, "me throwing around material items may cause moronic aptitude is all I can can comprehend" It's no surprise Tardville only possess a one way dirt road.
Insurance And Blood Pressure.
I'm slightly miffed with my insurance company. They've decided that my lab work was not medically necessary despite the fact that my doctor deemed it so. They've also decided that the eminent threat of mastoiditis isn't really all that threatening and my doctor is asking entirely too much by referring me to a specialist. Seriously... What's the point in having insurance if it's not useful? Well, I can't say that it's totally useless. My blood pressure usually runs a bit low and it does wonders for bringing that up to par.
Insult To Injury
so today my almost 3 year-old tells me that he doesnt like me and instead wants to go back over daddy's house. we do one week on one week off for custody and i am just so blah. this is like, icing on the cake to my week with my coworker crap goin on
Insult To Injury
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone. - Edmund Burke
Insurance And Worker's Comp
Insurance and Worker's Comp An Employers nightmare But why does one need worker's comp insurance? Is it because of the employee? Is it because of the potential that they the employee might cause, directly or indirectly ,something that may cause injury? Is it perhaps because the employer is overworking the employee and not paying him enough? Well, my opinion is simple and its mine. The reason worker's comp insurance exist to begin with is because of the Employer's business method. Employees get hurt working and where do most employees get hurt.... while working. Its natural. Many injured employees are being treated like victims because employers extort, trick, and use scare tactics to part from their income. The very income the injured employee got the company to begin with. Employers must first protect. It is the employee that makes employers comfortable sleeping in a large bed. It is the employee that insures productivity is running... then why would
Insurance Companies Do Not Care About Us
If you have not watched Michael Moore's SICKO then I suggest you do. I also recommend a Documentary called "Michael Moore hates America" 10 parts on youtube. Watch them all. I take no sides, I am trying to get Americans to find their OWN truth. Don't take any one persons statements, find out for yourself. Keep an open mind and then do your OWN research. I am not saying everything he says or shows is 100% accurate, but the idea is sound. We need to do away with insurance companies for profit ENTIRELY and put the CEO's out of work. Remember they make MILLIONS a year, by making the most profit for their company. How to do this is simple, pay as little as possible for our needed health care and charge as much as possible for premiums. See if they charge what they consider reasonable premiums, more people pay so they don't get TOO outrageous in prices. Unless of course you start costing them too much, then your rates go up and up until you can't afford it and drop the plan.
The Insurance Salesman
This guy at my office is really superficial and doensn't think much when he opens his mouth. This is why when I can get in a good crack at him I always jump on the opprotunity. He was telling me how difficult one of his clients was being and continues by saying, "and you thought my job was easy." I responded, "I never said that, I just think you don't do a lot of it." My boss heard me and he cracked up.
Insult Generator
Visit I found a page with your name Insult Generator on it @, I think you should see it.
Insurance Company Employees Should Feel The Same Pain Cut-off cancer patient to get $9M By THOMAS WATKINS, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 16 minutes ago A woman who had her medical coverage canceled as she was undergoing treatment for breast cancer has been awarded more than $9 million in a case against one of California's largest health insurers. Patsy Bates, 52, a hairdresser from Lakewood, had been left with more than $129,000 in unpaid medical bills when Health Net Inc. canceled her policy in 2004. On Friday, arbitration judge Sam Cianchetti ordered Health Net to repay that amount while providing $8.4 million in punitive damages and $750,000 for emotional distress. "It's hard to imagine a situation more trying than the one Bates has had to endure," Cianchetti wrote in the decision. "The rug was pulled out from underneath, and that occurred at a time when she is diagnosed with breast cancer, one of the leading causes of death for women." Bates,
I'm pretty sure I'm a terrible person. I do, say and think things on a daily basis that would probably make the devil blush. But right now, I'm sitting here annoyed by the health care system in this country. Everyday I get people at my desk that don't speak any English, but are offered free health care through the government. Meanwhile, a tax paying citizen comes in here with no insurance because they make too little to afford it, but too much to get insurance through the state. I try not to, but I get infuriated everyday by this. Why as a society do we allow middle class folks become so indebted because they can't afford healthcare? Or we allow people to go untreated because they don't want the bill? Or, our deductibles/copays are so high that we avoid going to the doctor because we can't pay that, or because we can't see paying 35$ to sit in the dr's office for 10 mins...And yet we bitch about things like gas.
Insurance Training Is Done!
Man, it is done. After three weeks of pulverizing, cramming, beating into the head’s worth of information, I am now a licensed insurance agent. It was a long, strange trip, but it’s now complete. Now, at the start of next week, I go into the field to perform my skills I was trained to do with my District Manager. I’ll have to clean my car up and tune it up for some serious driving. I am so grateful to get such a great job like Combined Insurance. I mean, this is the perfect job to use to build my business. First off, I will be doing some driving all around the counties in my area; Kankakee, Will, Iroquois, Vermillion, and Ford. This is a perfect way to get an awesome network me to go Diamond in my business. Also, Combined Insurance has almost the same levels of achievement as what by business does, so my goal is to go Diamond in both endeavors. I even get a ring when become a Diamond, or they call it Grand Diamond, but it is quite a bit smaller than the ring I get in LTD. It
Insults I Find Funny
You're the cum your mamma should have swallowed. You suck more than a whore at a penis party. You cock-smokin, shirt liftin, pillow bitin, hat bashin, stamp collecting, tea-brewing, fuckin fuck stick! waddup cock sucker fucker face, u flea infested pussy fucking fart, you cum guzzling gutter slut infected pube hair on my ass, you shit stain licking, dog rapein, assrrammin, bannana suckin,toilet bowl drinkin, boxer smellin homo pie fuckin peanut eater and finally you miserable vomitous mass
Insulting Me
One.. Two.. Three; in & out-- come on darling, it's natural, you've done it all your life: Just breathe. The incandescent lights hang above my head shallowly bantering me with their existence, without them I'd see no face in the mirror, no body that I could mock or poke fun at, I think things would be better that way; Inhale-Exhale- put that down. I'm my biggest bully and the voice in my head bitches at me constantly- "Don't eat that." "You know it wouldn't hurt you to exercise." "Look at those stretch marks, you could have been beautiful." & I don't have the courage to scream back "I AM BEAUTIFUL" because even in my mind I can't speak what I don't feel is true. One more putdown. One more tear. One more night throwing insults at the mirror.
It's not that I'm inadequate It's not that I can't give you enough It's that you wanted more More than what I can give More than my powers will allow me I can't breath anymore With you around I tried so hard to compensate The lost love you had To make you feel better But, I'm never competent enough Compared to your last love Furious at my own misery I'm giving up slowly I can't go on anymore Without you inside of me I'll grieve But, I realized I can never Keep you with me
I don't know about you out there in FuLand, but I am highly insulted by many on here. There are a few reasons for my being insulted: 1. Ask for help and get none 2. Send gifts and it stays in their inbox or deleted without being read (Most of these are from the "higher ups aka red/bright green names as well as people who are always in the HH slot) 3. Send gifts and not get a thank you in return 4. Help people level and not get a thank you Are people that selfish on here that manners are totally forgotten? I help people when asked as well as say thank you.
Insulting Someone.
Insurance Basics
  Looking to buy auto insurance for your new car? Is your current policy about to expire, and you are looking to save? Well before your get your auto insurance quotes  be sure to follow these 10 steps: 1. Buy coverage wisely. While most people could cover a $500 deductible, a $500,000 lawsuit would be a different matter. So why do so many consumers pay extra for low deductibles and carry close to the minimum on liability coverage? Raise your deductible and increase your liability coverage. Your premiums should remain roughly the same. 2. Keep a good credit rating. Many insurance companies use your credit rating to determine whether to insure you and how much to charge. See our upcoming chapter on credit scores for more information. 3. Shop around for your insurance You can pay more than double for the same insurance, so it does pay to shop around. Some states offer price guidelines for various types of coverage in different areas, and a few states even put the information online. C
Insufficient Funds
I been lied toI been lied onI been told I was untrue That’s not even half of what I been through I have insufficient funds I been beat downI been spit onTalked about when I am not aroundBut now for these things the reason I have foundI have insufficient fundsI been cheated onI been trampled onI been broken  hearted till all hope was goneNow it seems that my fait is to be aloneI have insufficient fundsMomma told me I was her blessingBut now the people of this world have taught me a lessonI have insufficient  fundsI used to pray  for strength  to go on another dayNow I just  wish I could find another wayI have insufficient fundsBut I now know why I keep coming up short Feeling dumped on and out of sortNo Matter how much you have its never enoughLife in rough and life is toughBut God and I we have just enough
Insurance Questions
My daughter has just gotten married and now has three young children and a teenage step-child. I have just recieved the happy news that she is expecting again! While I am thrilled to be a grandmother once again, I am also worried about the futur. I want to get them all insurance policies, but I don't have a lot of money. I have heard good things about this health insurance site, but I would like to know if anyone is currently using it This is the link, please let me know what you think if you have the time. thanks again for any help you could give me.
In Summery
my nights events... started at the local pub the owners kid dragged me over to a place called dirty jims because we were supposed to take shots with a bachlorette party(even though i won't drink) it went from there to their stretch limo hummer thing to another club where a girl i actually made dinner for a few months back was hitting on me.... from there we took a short bus back to the pub and then i had a girl i've known for 10 years tried to hook up in a threesome with me and this other girl... which... it's been awhile since i've gotten laid(longer than i'll admit to)so it was almost tempting... but her on again off again boyfriend of 10 years showed up and kinda made her leave... in all it almost sounds like i had a good time... but let me say this i was sober... babysitting drunk bitches all night... hanging out with a male stripper... his asshole drug addict friend and some random soon to be married women(the bachlorette party) really all i got out of that night was a fucking he
Insult Or Pick Up Line By Me For You
i have something for you its delicious and nutritious and tastes just like chicken, wanna know what it is? .... my cock, the other white meat.
Insurers See Costs In Obama Birth Control Rule
(Reuters) - mulberry bags The Obama administration maintains that its plan to have health insurers pay for birth control offered to employees of religious groups won't end up costing the industry. But insurers aren't so confident. The survey of pharmacy directors at the health plans was conducted on Wednesday by Reimbursement Intelligence, which advises pharmaceutical, medical device and other companies on reimbursement issues. The firm did not name the insurance plans it surveyed- mulberry sale . Of the health plans, 20 percent said costs would even out because they already budget for contraception in the premium, 6.7 percent said it would drive up pharmacy costs but decrease medical costs, while 33.3 percent weren't sure. None said it would lead to net savings. The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops said its concerns were not addressed by Obama's compromise, and noted that insurance plans would likely cover the birth control costs out of the larger pool of revenue they make from
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In Sweet Surrender
soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
In Sweet Surrender
soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
In Sweden We Celebrate Lucia 13th December
Swedish Lucia Tradition The Swedish Lucia celebration is an annual festival of medieval origin, observed on the 13th of December. On this day, the darkness is brightened by Saint Lucia, a creature of goodness and light who opens the door to the Christmas season.
In Sweet Surrender
soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
In Sweet Surrender
In Sweet Surrender soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
In Sweet Surrender
In Sweet Surrender soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call
In Sweet Memory Of My Buddy
It's been a bad day... a bad week all the way around. Today, I lost my friend. He was a five month old rottweiler puppy.... and my salvation. It's sad to sit here, to know that I'll never see him again, to watch him play, frisk about, and sit on my feet to keep me from leaving. I'll never have a Buddy kiss... a Buddy hug..... laugh at the way he sticks his head all the way out of the trunk window... or how he would always shove his head up between the seats because he didn't like being in the back seat without us. I'll never get to watch his antics as he chases his favorite toy, or watch him try to get Rocky to play. I'll never get to say to Shadow that I want my Buddy, only to have him go and get him just to make me smile. I lost my friend today. I lost my stress reliever and my cuddle buddy. I lost the smartest dog I had ever known, to a disease that is preventable. Parvo! My friend found Buddy, on the side of the road, hurt, lonely, scared of his own shadow.
In Sweet Verona, Where We Lay Our Scene
something to touch, feel it coursing through me a memory fills my mind This thing I've had before a time not so long ago, things weren't right then, Ripped away because of lies and pain, something he couldn't quite deal with My mind flutters in and out from then to now, time heals all things they say Not true, not this time my invisible scars I wear on my sleeve Time forgets the faults of others, scars remain to remind me
In Talks With A Wrestler!!!
I'm currently in talks for working in a movie with a wrestler!!!! I cant say much right now..but just who it is ..I'm like..hella's also giving me the chance for them to hear my band too!!! ::happy dance::
Intamacy Free
Honestly, if your in a relationship were one spouse loves sex and the other doesn't like the intimacy, can u honestly get mad if u catch your spouse cheating? I mean come on if your not gonna keep them satisfied, why get mad cause someone else is doing your job for you.
Intangeld Togather We Become One
looking into those eyes i can almost feel my fingers in your hair as i pull you gently closer to me. our lips coming together  lightly rubbing together as i softy bit and suck them my arms falling downward as i feel the gentile curves of ur body threw the material of ur close. the heat between us starts to build  soon our toughs  are untangled and one hand i have firmly griping the contour of ur ass squeezing and bringing ur hips in to mine the other steel ca-resin  the line of ur back.  our eyes open and look into each other seeing the desire and animal instinct coming to a mild boil without hesitation  i  take a hold of you neck and kiss and bite like a vampire starving for nourishment licking ur ear then moving around to ur chin we kiss again as i loosen the bonds of ur blouse to expose a pair of breast that are so turned on they stand on there own  the nipples so hard it almost hurts when i fist lick them  my hands on ur hips i cover ur chest breast and neck with nibbles and kisses
  INT.APT.-DAY He is not well. He is not necessarily ill, but he's getting there. He has had the 24 hour flu for 5 days and he has been living on chocolate and chicken soup  It is so cold outside that he is thinking about writing a story about an island in the south pacific. He is sitting at this kitchen table talking on the phone to his agent. He does not hate his agent, but he's getting there.   AGENT                             They want you do rewrite the first 30 pages again. HE                             Tell them I'd rather have brain surgery.                                                              AGENT                              They're not going to be happy.    HE                               Then tell them to have brain surgery. Tell them                                that if I even look at those pages again my head
int. apartment-early morning     He is smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee. These are his last two addictions and he is unrepentent about them. He has rethought his career change, from writer to jewel thief and figured that because he's the one that always gets caught it'd be a bad move.    He would rather be an actor anyway. If only for the socialability of it. He has spent decades of his life alone in rooms writing. This reduces to moments of pure bliss, when the writing gods are smiling and/or an isolative madness with solitary confinement.                                                                HE                                   The world is still sleeping. Soon they                                   will begin to stir, their lives ready to                                   step into. The morning rituals; the love                                   made or lost, endearments or arguements.                                   Then off they go to trade their ti
Seconds Days Years Here, fit into this pretty little idea of ultimate finality Oh, you thought you were on your time? How silly of you We've loaned you our time We've given you only the time we think you need We've created a time frame for you to work within Aren't we thoughtful? The moment you arrive here, We provide you with boundaries We give you a picture of who you ought to be We expect you to follow that path You will be condemned for daring to stray You will be looked down upon for using our time to serve your own ends You will be created as an outcast And we will force down your throat the proposition that this lifetime you dare speak of is meant to be survived in conformity   See that clock there? It's ticking away the moments we've allowed you So use it wisely Because this notion of immortality beyond t
wow this realy is becoming better then myspace and how long has the blog thing been there please dont tell me i was that blind if it has been there all this time
An Interview With God
"What surprises you most about humankind?" God answered, "They get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again." "That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health." "That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future." "That they live as if they will never die, and die as if they never lived." "As a parent, what are some of lifes lessons you want your children to learn?" God answered, "To learn they cannot make anyone love them, All they can do is let themselves be loved." "To learn it is not good to compare themselves to others." "To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness." "To learn that it only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love, and it can take many years to heal them." "To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most, but is one who n
Internet Promiscuity (lol)
It never ceases to amaze me how much people will show in pictures. Hey I can't talk I've been showing stuff too. I guess it's an infatuation with knowing what people think or maybe with some it's a turn on for people to look at their pics. Eh who knows. I personally search for approval from my fellow LCers, ok yeah just kidding lol. I like to see what adding a showier pic can do for you rating. It's quite humorous. I was getting maybe 5 friend requests a day if that. I put up more um "almost nudity" and they are pouring in. Wow you guys aren't picky or anything, lol. Not that I mind, let's not get stupid here, of course I like the attention. Oh and for the record, I won't cam to cam and likely will never cyber with anyone, lol. SO please stop asking.... :) So now I'm raising a glass to all my fellow internet whores!!! We keep it interesting!
Intelligence Is Sexy!
How much can intelligence turn you on? - Intelligence can turn me on a lot! - Intelligence can turn me on a bit. - Intelligence does nothing for me either way. - Intelligence turns me off. Are you kidding? Intelligence is SEXYYYYY! Guys (at least in my experience) tend to be all appearance focused. And, sure, I like to see pics eventually. But to me, nothing's sexier than a guy who has an inquisitive mind, who asks questions, who has opinions, and who seeks in life. To expand further -- of course I can aesthetically enjoy a good-looking guy. And there are certain guys that definitely make me take a second look. But in the end, I'm a lot more interested in his personality -- his mind -- than in his body. I've never dated anyone that was my "ideal physical type." I have, however, dated men who are my ideal personality type, which is more important. They've come in all sizes and shapes, of different races and backgrounds. Am I completely non-shallow? Of course no
Internet Encounter......pt1
it started with a simple friend request. And with no eagerness they slowly interacted with each other..first it was reply's to bulletins sent to each other inbox then it went from there..they had no ideal what they were in for. but something changed and they seemed to be flirting more. Joslyn became intrigued with anthony's shy but sexiness he displayed with no knowledge! he was suttle but noticeable, and he seemed to have taken a slight intrest in her as well. as time went by they exchanged phone number's and talked on the phone before finally meeting. they talked about it that night and decided they would meet that saturday at the local salsa club..Joslyn could feel her heart begin to race as they made there plan's final..she dident know what it was about anthony but she was for once nervous. a couple days passed and she stood at the mall with the most scared feeling , not the type of scared that makes u fear for your life but rather the type that
Interracial G/g Shoot
Venus and Alice Skary shot a girl-on-girl scene last Monday in Raleigh NC..... We look forward to posting the edited version of this footage. In the meanwhile, you can learn more about Venus, a lovely and very kinky african-american woman, here:
Interview At The Dog Pound
Interview at the Dog Pound As a journalist, I decided to go to the dog pound, and interview some of the “inmates”. I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart. I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where dogs are kept before they are allowed up for adoption… IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the dogs are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if “fortunately” is the word to be used here… this is a Canadian establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber. The pound worker led me past a big steel door that says “Employees Only”. “What is in there?” I asked. From the look he gave me, I knew that this is where dogs go in, and never return. We moved on to a row of kennels. The dogs were barking loudly, there was the acrid smell of urine and feces, and a feeling of despair seemed to permeate the room.
wow. what a cool thing!! :D not going to write a lot, but what a cool thing. :D
Internet Encounter Pt Ii
We danced to the music while the rythem slowly minipulated our bady's into a seductive mambo, oh my god i dident want this night to end, so we finished our dance then head back to our booth to gater our belonging's! he walked me to my car where we said our goodbye's, hey mamita im glad you decided to show ! me to, I said as I lowerd my head to hide my once agian flushed cheeks, well it's been fun and I dont want to hold you up any longer . it's ok mami i dont mind at all, we exchanged a simple smile that had more meaning then any kiss hug or flower could symbolize. well can i see you agian? without trying to sound to exicited I smiled and gave a shy nod of approval ! he smied back and said can i get a hug ? we embraced one last time and before pulling away he gave me a slight kiss on the cheek, and as we parted each ohter's embrace he asked. I'm sorry i hope i dident offend you! not at all i said as i said goodnight he opened my door for me .o started the car and rolled down my window,
Interactive Blog
Oy, keep saying I'm going to leave (and now I am going to) for work, but I look forward to seeing any responses I might get (over the next few days?)The list in the first post in this musicstuffs blog (which I may add to but doubt I'll delete from- Zelenka needs to be there, I don't remember adding him) has some composers not perhaps familiar to you the reader. Please choose a few- not an unreasonable number, maybe no more than five?, I'll respond as I can over time - I'll see what I can do about giving my own take on their music, what works I like best, what their music is like, who they sound like... (I assume you can refer to Wikipedia or similar sites for biography in most cases though not, it's true, all of them. If not, I'll give a bit of bio, too, and context.) If the project is of any interest, feel free to respond in message or comment with the one to five names and any "parameters" (bio or no bio, etc.)
Internet Encounter Pt Iii
Sunday' I woke up to the Sun Kissing My cheeks with warmth And my big mouth Prima Lisa scraming my name, JOSSSSS oh Josssy..I covered My head with my pillow as my legs kicked in protest.But she wasent giving up,JOSSSS WAKE UP " Damn girl i screamed while i marched toward the door ,Girl it's sunday why in the hell are you outside screaming my name ! what you think your destiny's child or something? Girl please she said while smacking her lip's and waving her hand , you know i look better then those girl's, we busted out in laughter . So whats up we going or not ? going where Lee ? Girl Did you fall and bump your pretty damn head church...! Oh Shit ! I totally Forgot about church ! Oh thats cool with me ,We can forget about church. Lee No ! Were going. Hey you said it. Anyways we havent been in like 3 month's. Oh yeah Ti Ti Lydia told me there was a new family With a georgeous Son who just started attending , I peeked around the corner looking at lisa shaking my head at her ,your to much
i did this while i was waiting for a friend. fifteen is an age or just in between no immature habbits should ever be seen no alcohol served at your table at night dont act like a child your in peoples sight act like an adult or go to your room stay daddys baby dont grow up too soon never show people just how you feel do what your told and eat up your meal you're old enough now to make up your mind your still very young to your elders be kind you're much too young yet to go out to that place you're not going out with that stuff on your face i state my opinion it was sex that was said you say i dont know and send me to bed i jump up and say my voice not so mild at fifteen what am i An adult or child?
Internet Safety Story, Please Read, & Pass Along
PRESS RELEASE By Torrey King Friday, September 15, 2006 WINSTON, OR - On the banks of the Umpqua River in Oregon’s Cascade Mountains during weather that will reach a low of 43 degrees tonight, there sleeps in the bed of a yellow 1969 Chevy El Camino a nineteen year old woman who is homeless. She is homeless because she trusted a stranger to "rescue" her. He rescued her, spent her $2,000.00 in savings and now they both sleep in the back of this car, homeless for six weeks with a dog and two cats. She wants to leave him, but has no resources, she wants to take care of her dog and cat, she won’t leave without them. This reporter talked to the young woman’s mother recently. The mother who lives in Philadelphia, PA where the young woman is from, said that this young lady met her "rescuer" on the internet TWO days before he made the several hour trip to "save" her from an abusive boyfriend. That previous relationship lasted for seven months or so. The mother was pleased her child
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Internet Lessons
The first thing Bill saw as he walked in the kitchen door was a spike-heeled shoe in the middle of the stairs to the living room. Dropping his briefcase and keys on the counter, he walked farther into the room and spied the other shoe at the top of the stairs. Wondering why his neat-freak girlfriend had left behind what - for her - could be considered a mess, he ignored his rumbling stomach and started up the stairs. In the living room, he found a red silk blouse hanging off the back of his Laz-E-Boy, and then a pair of sheer black pantyhose trailing down the stairs that led up to the bedroom. Intrigued, he followed the "trail", discovering a black skirt on the landing and a lacy bra hanging off the bedroom doorknob. From the bedroom came the faint scent of patchouli. The shades were drawn, the bed was piled with pillows, and there were several candles lit and scattered about the room. The bathroom door was shut. A bottle of wine and glasses sat on the nightstand. Puzzle
Internet Friends
I do not know what I would do without my internet friends...Isn't it funny how you seem to express yourself better to the people you meet here as to the ones you meet in real...Its like you dont have to worry about being judged because you may not see things as they do...I have made some really good friends here online and hope that if you took the time to stop by my site and read this blog that we might become friends also...Please leave me a message and rate my pics as i will do the same respects for you....Knightskitty
International Thinking At Its Best
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess: with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Brit, using Bill Gate's technology, and you 're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization
Interactive Story For U To Help With
ok so heres how this will work....i will start a story on here and each person that views this can comment with a new addition to the story! i just thought it would be cool to see what everyone thinks of! hope you have fun...come back as much as you want! enjoy!! :)**find where the story picks up on the comments and read up from there!! have fun!! :) --------------------------------------- The Story It was a a dark and foggy night, although she had travelled this road before she could not see anything that looked familiar. As her eyes grew heavy she did not know if it was from the lack of sleep or the glass of wine she had only hours before......just then out of nowhere appeared a man...a drifter, no doubt, from the looks of the clothing he wore. ------------------------------------------------- added to this story was: Big-E@ LostCherry He stumbled from behind the dumpster he had use to disguise that fact he just relieved himself, and asked her if she
International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebr
The International Incident
The International Incident by cbbelden © The night train was to depart at eleven. Mary could not afford a private sleeping car, and so purchased a ticket for a shared car. It was difficult negotiating the transaction—Todd was the one who knew French, and she had come to count on him. Never mind. She would do fine. Mary & Todd had had a great time in London, but things got a little complicated in Dublin. He'd wanted to spend all day in the pubs watching soccer matches on TV, she wanted to go to museums and the homes of famous writers. In Spain, they fought some more but patched things up in time for the trip to Paris. There, they fought more than ever, and Todd stalked off one night leaving her alone at the little hotel near the train station. Mary felt sad but defiant. She decided she would leave that very night for Rome. She lugged her heavy backpack down the platform and boarded the train. She showed her ticket to the porter, who directed her to her sleeping car. There was
The Internet Is For Porn
Ok some know but some don't know... I got a interveiw tonight at 8pm.. I know that sounds weird but it's for the newspaper here by me... This is gunns be my first actual design job interveiw... I gotta show portfolio and all... Some of ya from college remember my port.. So you know I need all the luck I can get.... LOL... I know it wasn't that bad but to me it sure as hell seemed it... Plus now I added some new shit in there that I don't think is port material but this guy told me to show anything I got since college that's been printed... I think I might get a in just cuz I'm ambitious enough to sell myself.. And willing to learn new shit just to gain expierience.... Well I will see how it goes and update ya all on what happens....
Interveiw Update
Ok so the interveiw went pretty good from what I understood... The only things I could see that I had against me were I've never worked in a newspaper before... That I am not trying to switch from another newspaper to their newspaper... The job it self is way easy... Ok now I was taught I'd have to build from the ground up wit anything I designed... Yeah not here... All I have to do is set up the layout... All the copy,photos,ads everything is supply'd to me...... like I said it's extremely easy...Hardest part about the job is the fact I have to depend on other people for the other shit... But it's deff a cake walk job... No clue what the pay is but for something that easy I don't think it matter is it's over 10p/h... I'll be notiffied I was told next week some time... So there maybe another update after this... :)
Interesting Lounges
Apart from going in the music lounges every now and again to listen to the tunes, my favourite is the House of Metal at the moment, I was kind of getting a bit lost for a place to hang on that goes beyond the "what up", what are you wearing kind of messages, anyway Brice invited me to The Thinking Lounge, its for those of us who maybe bored with the blah blah blah and would be interested in having decent conversations about stuff that actually means something to us anyway here is the link The Thinking Lounge
Slow and Steady Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. How Do People See You?
Interesting Reading!! Author Unknown
The Love For To know you, without knowing you To sense your, awesome presence To feel you, while alone in thought To grow your, every essence To praise you, when you're feeling low To assist your, goals set high To help you, feel all that is To comfort your, soulful cry To watch you, as you sleep each night To dream your, dreams as well To share you, with the world at large To cherish your, witchy spell To appreciate you, for all you are To embrace your, subtle scorn To hear you, when you speak to me To revel your, being born To me, you ,are my special world To us your, trust is growing To Love You, is a simple act Two Hearts you're, now controlling. Unconditionally Unconditionally "I Love You" , simple words can have such truth A concept that is trying, our actions are the proof! Love and understanding, we know we each will share Our feelings for our friendship, make us quite a pair Time will judge the out
An Internet Story
An Internet Story A story told of new and old lives connected, then unfold a man, a woman, not lovers yet meeting by fate on the internet. they share their fantasies as passion builds telling truths and desires unfulfilled, feeling closer as they write being connected feels so right. the days come closer until they meet together their fantasies will become complete to explore the world of sex and pleasure a beautiful partner, someone to treasure. No strings to tie, only pure desire a lover that heats the inner fire no thought unspoken, no secrets untold their burning passion won't grow cold. accepting each other without concern no angry heart or jealous burn just cock to cunt, ecstasy found lover to lover...a perfect sound.
Interesting Or Not You Tell Me
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was "Moon." Buzz was the second man to step onto the Moon in 1969. Behram, an Indian thug, holds the record for most murders by a single individual. He strangled 931 people between 1790-1840 with a piece of yellow and white cloth, called a ruhmal. The most murders by a woman are 612, by Countess Erzsebet Bathory of Hungary. Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for apple sauce. Ironically his name means "apple sauce" in Japanese. At just four years old Mozart was able to learn a piece of music in half an hour. Sawney Beane, his wife, 8 sons, 6 daughters, and 32 grandchildren were a family of cannibals that lived in the caves near Galloway, Scotland in the early 17th Century. Although the total number is not known, it is believed they claimed over 50 victims per year. The entire family was taken by an army detachment to Edinburgh
Interesting . . .
I was chatting with a friend the other morning, and told her something that came across rather bluntly. She told me that was a bit forward. So, I launched into this explaination: "But in all honesty, it's the truth. I have been lied to, decieved just to 'spare my feelings' :;rolls eyes::, had things hidden from me, and met so many dishonest, decietful people in my life, that I refuse to be the same way. Yeah, maybe I do come across as forward, or blunt, or even a bit off-putting sometimes. And, sometimes, how I am bothers people. But I'd rather be who I am, and live by honest truth, damn peoples' feelings, than live by a half-truth just to spare everyone around me. It helps no one in any sense. So, I'm blunt. I'm a bit out there. Maybe I can be harsh sometimes. But, seriously, wouldn't you rather have a friend who's going to be honest with you no matter the circumstances, or someone who's going to butter everything up just because you may be slightly flabbergasted?" And
Interesting Tidbits
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds
Internet Chess
So Google just bought UTube for a billion dollars. Fox bought Myspace. Now Yahoo is looking at Facebook. What does this all mean? Well it depends on who you ask of course. But I think it is the start of a big change in the internet. If these large companies own the largest sites, they can test new programs, but they can also dictate internet markets. They can also make sites like Myspace and UTube paysites. Dont worry, LC is nothing compare to Facebook and Myspace. Dont let the total users number fool you. There is no way there are 300,800 active users on LC. There are that many profiles, but not active users. Anyway, slowly but surely the internet is becoming more and more like an intranet. Makes sense to me, if I own Google and Utube, Id want the two integrated. But what does that do to the smaller companies? It makes them get bigger or go away. Slowly it will change our internet experience. And as fast as technology changes, it wouldnt suprise me to see Microsoft snatching up
Interview With God!
I sure hope this works.....I really wanted to share this with my friends and family. Enjoy!' )Just copy and paste link into Address line.....should bring it up.)
Internet Jealousy
It's the stupidest thing on earth and such a double standard. I know good and well that men who I talk to talk to other women. I talk to other men. Its the fucking internet. I have a few female friends that I've made here and I like go to check out their pics and give them love. Without fail I see numerous faces I know. No big deal I have hot friends I realize this. Here's the thing about me. No matter how stupid it may be or how ridiculous I know it is I cannot help but get jealous over this. I different types of relationships with these people. Now some are just fantastic friends we leave each other sexy comments and exchange pleasantries. These people do not draw jealousy from me. Its the people that I have special relationships with. Whom I talk to regularly, are people I know in real life, or who I have girly internet crushes on. These people cause this little pit of jealousy in my stomache. The internet may not be exactly real life..but it sure can cause
Interview 2
Here is how interview 2 went I went to the Mcarther school on post and checked things out. I met all the paras and most of the kids. I even helped out a little. They had an emergency fire drill which I helped get the kids outside for. I think it went rather well. The lead Para said she is going to call the COOP and talk to them for me about the job so hopefully I will get it. She also made it sound like they would be able to wait for me to give my two weeks at McDonalds so I hope thats true. I really want this job. The people seem great and we hit it off right away. So pray for me or cross your fingers or whatever you do. Because This job is defiantely something that would be great for me to have. There may even be some flexibility to work around schooling year by year. so I hope that works out too. PLEASE LET ME GET THIS JOB!!!!!!
Interesting Story..that Really Happened Where I Work
Ok....gosh i hate it when girls treat guys like shit...this is the lowest ever....Okay so i'm not gonna name names...cuz i dont want to be hated for the names..sooo here goes...Guy has a Fiancee' ....She moves to rides to work with him..(i guess)...FIRST DAY...-She hits on this new guy....asks him if he's single....and is hitting on him..telling him she doesnt have a bf...So they decide to hang out tonight.little did he know she really did have a bf.So my friend that wasn't working that day decided to go over and talk..soo he acts like he's hitting on her and like asks her what shes doing tonight shes like "im hanging out with my bf" he goes over and tells the other guy she has a he's confuzed now.So later on her "BF" shows up to work and my friend told me that is his fiancee' i told the guy and he's like " i need to tell him" so he goes and tells the guy took it like a champ...that would hurt sooo bad...and plus that hoe was checking my man out fuck that i AM N
Interesting Home Remedies********
Latest HOME remedies !!! Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to medium-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Mona, Orlando, FL Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. Janet, Killeen, TX Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar/calories per serving. Kathy, Mesick, MI Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a
The Internal Winter
I need the silence of my pain, I have written words upon words. Silly me, save them for here. Saying them only exposes you to their scorn. you were never worth the trouble. So I sit lost in the water, drifting on the wind. Breathing. It takes so much effort to hold the world up. No one knows how hard, it can really be, being strong. I need to be less. To blurr between the lines. To not be seen. Where I am at peace. then to lay back, wrapped in spiders silk, and await the approaching fall. Letting the leaves burry me. Hide me from the cold. Lay down and listen, I can hear winter calling me already. I need the quiet of winter right now. the internal winter is growing too bitter.
Interesting Mum Results
Interesting MUM results Here's a few things that I thought would be fun to see what others views were on some (somewhat) interesting subjects. Superstition and Friday the 13th (77veiws still active) Being it was a superstition based day, I ask if Superstition played a part in your life. The believers were plentiful at first ... owning the vote the first eight hours. With 80% saying they were at least a little superstitious. During the wee hours (and suspiciously after the 13th was over) The nonbelievers took the voting over: Yes-sometimes-I'm a lil 44.4% No never! 55.6% Speaking of voting ... I asked the viewers if the USA voting system could change along with the times in: Politically incorrect (49 veiws still active until around 7:00 tonight) Sadly, just like our voter turn out ... not many showed interest. (one of my least viewed MUM's) I'm wondering here if "Special Interest" groups have made it almost impossible to let the PEOPLE actually run the
Interesting Times Here On The Lc..
it's been awhile since my last blog post and we've made a bunch of changes to the site since, so my apologies for slacking! we have a couple other enhancements to the site nearly completed, they should be out early next week. during all this we're still fixing old bugs, and speeding up older features. i wanted to thank everyone who's been hanging out on the site since the early days, and to those who've just recently started chillin with us! the next few weeks will be major chapters in the epic journey that is, lostcherry! stay tuned... -mike
Internet Friends
ANGELS ONLINE There's a land where I go, when I need to share, That's not on a map, yet exists everywhere; Lots of names without faces, a curious place, A virtual creation that's called — cyberspace. There are all sorts of people with cute little handles, Like Jasmine and Sandman and Rosebud and Jangles; Some can be snobs, though most are great fun, And some of them just want to talk with someone. Both good and bad, they all play a role, And each one's unique, but part of the whole; We chat and we laugh and often we sigh, We flirt and we 'hug' and sometimes we cry. We can't be heard and we can't be seen, Still we can 'talk' right there on that screen; But, all in all, the most curious part Is the power this has to open our hearts. We share with a stranger stuff we've concealed From our closest of friends — things we never reveal! Our deepest regrets and most troubling fears, The scars in our life which bring us to tears. What gives them the
When you stop smoking you immediately start to accrue multiple health benefits. Damage to the airways and blood vessels stops immediately. Pulmonary function reductions stop immediately and may even improve slightly. Danger of heart attack decreases to the level of a non-smoker within about one year. The risk of lung cancer of a smoker is about 28X that of a never smoker. Risk ratio (RR)=28:1. After smoking cessation, at 10 years, RR=approximately 50% less or 14:1 (relative to people who continue to smoke). After 20 years RR is down to about 25% or RR=7:1.
The Internet Is For Porn :)
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Interesting Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The fl
Interview With Hinder Guitarist Mark King
Oklahoma City's own HINDER has set off on a noble journey. They're valiantly trying to ressurect that polished 'Big Rock' sound that hasn't been around since MOTLEY CRUE and AEROSMITH were touring... umm...this summer. Shit, bad analogy. Well, what I meant to say is that not a lot of the NEWER bands are aiming for this crunchy arena rock sound, and with songs like 'Get Stoned' and 'Lips Of an Angel' from Extreme Behavior, the guys in Hinder are doing it better than anyone has been able to in years. We caught up with guitarist Mark King to fire off some silly, and while we are glad he got these questions back to us...we wish he would have taken longer than nine seconds to answer them. With that said, here's how it all went down... READ THE INTERVIEW NOW!
A love Between U and I We sit side by side like its always been just on my bed as I gaze upon your eyes while you gaze into mine I'm lost in your eyes and have no plan for return Kiss Me ! you grab me and pull me close our lips touch and our love has met there is no passion like ours no one will have this much love for you no one has our passion not a passion like this as our lips touch a fire for you has grown inside of me a flame that will never die out a flame that will burn on for the rest of my days in my heart soul and memory I love this I love you I love how your lips are pressed against mine so soft so full just one kiss and you have my body tingling and craving more wanting more itching for you our lips move back and forth as our tongues intertwine like children playing tag circles they run in between our lips they play as our passion rises I'm so in love with you and theres no other way I can show it s
Interesting, Take It And Reply With It? - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a foursome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched o
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International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal, are a lawyer or politician, work for an insurance agency or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine. You're fucking special...
Interesting Past Few Nights
Sometimes I wish I had this blog sent to only guys because sometimes it takes the view of one guy to another to helps us all realise a universal truth, we are gone in the head man. On several levels of several friends in just the past 48 hours there has been more breakups than a man and a friend should like to see. For me it's almost heart breaking but it is also good. The ladies in these situations...much better off for the things I have heard from them, and on that note a few small peices of advice that both guys and ladies should know. Granted, my relationships haven't all been the greatest, I'm no expert, just consider this a view of one guy, put it with the view of many and it may be part of good relationship building...who knows. First and perhaps foremost as it has effected me in the past heavily. Simply the balance of a relationship and the happiness within. It should always be about shared love and shared happiness...the give and take in a manner that makes both as ha
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The Internet Is For Porn
Interview With Dr. Turi On Metaphysics Part 1
Interview with Dr. Turi on Metaphysics Dear Reader; During the course of my career many radio and televisions hosts, students, clients and friends from all walks of life have asked me many questions pertaining to metaphysics. The following is a collection of questions and answers from those shows, for your enjoyment. If you know someone in the broadcasting industry (TV/radio) and want to enjoy a great show give them my email address or send them directly to my TV/Radio page to set up an interview. You will have a BLAST listening to this show, I promess you. You might have your own questions to formulate, perhaps about a recurring dream, a deep feeling you nurture, a fear of some sort, or even an incredible experience that needs understanding. For your sake, you need to share those with all of us by going to our Bulletin Board. Realize that in time and space, your subconscious will try to guide or alert you by means of a specific
Interview With Dr. Turi On Metaphysics Part 2
Part 2 44. Have you found this work interesting? In what way? I find it not only interesting but also badly needed, and if I can save a single life, then I make great progress in educating the police force. 45. Do you use clairvoyance, medium ship, or intuition in your work? I may add, education and natural gift! I use a combination of all of the above, but my work is mostly scientifically oriented and involves a solid understanding of the dynamics of our universe and its relationship with the human psyche. There is a fine line between Divine Universal information and pure imagination, and I must be practical in my research. 46. Have you ever been asked to locate someone who was missing or deceased? Yes, but I know my limits. I usually recommend someone tuned (gifted) to do this type of work. I tend to concentrate on my teachings and educate people, thereby hoping to avoid those drastic results. The reason why someone is missing or deceased is my forte.
Interview With Kazy Creator And Frontman Rich Markese
If you've spent time surfing MySpace or YouTube lately, or picked up a copy of the new SCARFACE video game, you have a clue about KAZY. The Chicago-based band seems to have blasted onto the scene out of nowhere to win video contests on MySpace, and they're about to claim a similar prize on YouTube. However, if you talk to Kazy frontman Rich Markese (pronounced Mar-Kay-Zee... like his band KAY-ZEE... get it? Good. I'm not going to type that again), you'll learn exactly how calculated his trip into the spotlight was...and continues to be. KAZY is making so much noise, and in a relatively short amount of time, we just had to track down the guy responsible and fire off a pile o' stupid. READ THE ENTRIE INTERVIEW HERE
Interesting Stuff
I set up a blog for books I have read and stuff that I find interesting, the last couple of articles I have posted are by a woman called Elisabet Sahtouris I had the pleasure of meeting her a couple of years ago and she is such a fascinating woman. Anyway here is link to blog and if you are bored and could do with some brain food then check it out Books and other stuff worth reading
Interesting Thought
You know, as I go through profiles and see some of the interesting people (And some I have made the attempt to meet), I notice that a LOT of people seem to just "hit and run", getting a friend just for Points. What's the deal? I mean, come ON - I'm here to meet new people, strike up some conversations, and have some fun. Part of that fun (To me) is actually getting to KNOW people. So, if you're on my list, and want to talk - Even via Email, or Shouts - whatever - Hit me up. I'm here to meet REAL people, not just those who can amass the most points.
Interesting People #1: Robert Egger
I first fell across Robert Egger last year, he was part of a network that I had joined a while back, I had reached out to him and asked him for some help for a person who I knew and he wrote back, it was quite funny as I was exchanging messages with him he thought i was a guy, which amused me no end, I have a lot of respect for Robert for what he has done with DC Kitchens. Robert Egger founded the DC Central Kitchen in Washington in 1989, now a national model of charity and efficiency in two ways: first, the staff collects surplus, unserved food that would be otherwise discarded; the food is donated by the community (hotels, restaurants, corporate cafeterias). Second, homeless people, ex-cons and others prepare 4,000 meals a day for the needy. They are enrolled in a 12-week job-training program and work with chefs. Egger has just written Begging for Change (with Howard Yoon) (Harper Business, 240 pages), which delivers this basic message: Non-profits must stop chasing money
Interesting People #2: Mel Young
I met Mel in 1994 when I couldnt get a job and I wrote to the Big Issue in Scotland newspaper and asked for some work experience and a reference because nobody would give me a chance and because I had been homeless off and on for over 8 years, we still stay in touch, I got a lot of respect for Mel and all he has achieved. Thats him in the middle. Mel Young Mel Young launched the Big Issue in Scotland with Tricia Hughes in 1993 and is currently the President of the International Network of Street Papers (INSP) and Editor-in-Chief of New Consumer magazine. He co-founded the Homeless World Cup in 2003 and is also co-founder of Senscot, the Social Entrepreneurs Network Scotland. In 2002 he was one of forty social entrepreneurs from around the world recognised as outstanding by the Schwab Foundation for Social Entrepreneurship. He lives in Edinburgh. Read the Global Friends of Scotland website feature article about the 3rd Homeless World Cup which took place recently in Ed
Interesting People #3: Sergey Kostin
I met Sergey Kostin at the Skoll World Forum for Social Enterpreneurs in Oxford last year, Mel Young told me to look out for him, his exact words were "he's as mad as box of frogs" anyway I did meet him and his english was not that great, listened to his presentation he did about the way home organisation he created and was totally blown away by him. He told of his story of when he was out walking his dog he found a man frozen under the pavement and tried to help him but nobody would help as he didnt have the right documents. This is an article that was in Time magazine about him. SERGEI GUNEYEV FOR TIME proof of life: Kostin helps the homeless in Odessa regain their identities and dignity A Rock In A Hard Place By JAMES GRAFF Posted Sunday, April 20, 2003; 14.23 BST Sergei Kostin is a geologist, but amid the ruins of the post-Soviet economy in the early 1990s, there was no way he could find work in his field. So he started mining for humans who'd bee
Interesting Chat Today
I managed to speak to Donald who is the head of animation at Edinburgh College of Art so have sent him the stuff so maybe able to get some help with trailers for the projects if he likes it, so fingers and everything crossed.
Well folks after years of being a mom and going back to college, I have been called in for an interview with a very good company. I am thrilled about this new direction my life is taking and hope that I ace the interview. It has to be said that they called me I didnt call them. They got my resume from someone and called me. I am so happy. Wish me luck my friends and hope that my life finally turns for the best.
Interesting Thoughts
well he has a few different views from me but i agree that there's a lack of results in the make-me-feel-good approach of churches and society in general! its easier to throw a couple bucks at it & hide it but who is willing to talk to & spend some "quality time" with society's castaways? that is what Jesus Christ did! He didnt consider the preachers of the day his peers but the drunks, prostitutes & the "low lifes" he called the religious leaders of the day "raca" which means fools & "a pit of vipers" but i would really like to hear your opinions!!! so rate me, hate me & tell me your side of the story!!! mmfwcl4LYF slingy "Exposing The Church" By J. Daniel So many churches, so much money, so many people, and yet there is a man, a woman, and a child that will go hungry tonight. There is an alcoholic that is in need of some help. There are families that are in need of some financial help or else their power will be turned off, this same famil
Internet Relationships
When I first got divorced it was kinda hard to get back into the swing of dating and such so I did all the internet stuff with the dating sites and all without much luck really. I still am pretty apprehensive at any dating site because the results I got were so poor. Seemed I put a lot of time and energy into something that rarely, if ever paid off. I also spent a lot of time in chatrooms because I was so bored and lonely and pretty bummed about my divorce that I spent a lot of time in a divorce chatroom bitching about my ex and talking to others about how they were dealing with it. I got pretty addicted to chatrooms after that. While I was married I rarely got to use the internet because my exwife thought that I would find some girl and run off with her or something. So needless to say I NEVER was in a chatroom until my divorce or separation anyway. I found that there was a lot of freedom in being in a chatroom with a bunch of people that I didnt know or anything and I would find s
International Rules Of Manhood
1 . Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at rugby, and your biltong is getting wet, then, for the eating period only, it is permissible. 2 . It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3 . Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates. 4 . Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5 . If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6 . Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7 . No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for ano
Interesting Day
Well, I have spent most of today on Cherry Tap! Fuck, I am so addicted to this shit. I was reading kids books to my daughter, while checkin out peoples pages! What the fuck is wrong with me? I mean it's not like I negelected my daughter, we did go to the mall where she could play on dry play toys ( it rained all day ), we both ate good food, you know typical stuff. I am just hooked on this site.
Intense Thoughts
a more darker side of my poetry... Can you help me find peace with ease, I'm begging you please, I'm fallin deeper in this world of pain down on my knee's, my head held low flowin with suicide in my brain, the only one who can help me is the one true God, I'm prayin... As time goes by it gets harder to live with these demons, wish I could kill them an finaly earn my freedom, they linger around feeding me lies tellin me I'm doomed! "We're always gunna be here makin life miserable for you! were here till your old an when your dead your ours, go ahead keep cuttin yourself we're your scars..." I cant take them outa my life I'm too weak I need you, the only one who can help me defeat them is YOU!!!. The days get colder an theres less light I think I'm dead, tellin myself no it cant be real its all in my FUCKIN HEAD!!!, I see things that arent there I'm losin it... I look around the walls, the floor, the ceilin, SHIT!!! this is hell on earth I'm here for all of etern
Interlude Ala Macabre...
gloom in shades of black...perched like a vengeful gargoyle... captured the darkest thoughts...and chain stitched them to my mind... jumbled assortments of regrets... roller skated round and round... pain sadistically inflicted...inked and tattooed like a second skin... web of betrayal....woven like a deformed dreamcatcher... memories in bitter sweet refrains...a song sang out of tune... love in faded colours...windmill spinning out of control... ruthless raw emotions...erupted like a broken dam... arms opened wide...embraced the gut wrenched pains...
The 12 Internet Commandments
12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out. 11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! *** 10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted. 9. Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not. 8. Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, for thy Gates is a jealous Gates. 7. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small child in Bogota! 6. Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room when thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie. 5. Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold. 4. Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply to all." 3. Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when "Chesty LaRue" sounds so much better. 2. Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep it holy.
I have to say, it amazes me to go out and see all these people on any given night; out and most of the time wasted. Now maybe it just never appealed to me or something in that general realm. Think about this, Why is it that people go into a bar, 9 times out of ten there all in there for the same reason; down and out upset freshly broke up or out with their companion. What get's me is that many of the "down and/or out", will goto a bar or club and "scope" for something new. Now this is where I begin to laugh because it seems so effortlessly amusing to me. What is the point of going somewhere, usually upset or a lil' down-hearted, then meeting someone or "hooking-up" with someone who is/are just as messed up as you? Sounds like a lose lose situation to me or maybe im just not into that..... Please respond back on this one....could be a good topic
According to their nature, there are both people who have quick intelligence, and those who must withdraw and take time to think things over. Looking into this thoroughly, if one thinks selflessly and adheres to the four vows of the , surprising wisdom will occur regardless of the high or low points of one's nature.' People think that they can clear up profound matters if they consider them deeply, but they exercise perverse thoughts and come to no good because they do their reflecting with only self-interest at the center.
have you ever had this one moment in time where your listening to this one song and you start to cry for no reason... yeah i know its odd but i have done that
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------
Interview With Danko Jones
We had the chance to toss some questions at new Rock sensation DANKO JONES, who is currently taking over some Satellite Radio stations with his current hit single “First Date.” We decided we’d let our newest writer, Greg, handle this one. Greg has done interviews before, just not for Foundry, so we hope he lives up to your expectations. If you don’t like the interview, feel free to cry about it. READ THE INTERVIEW HERE
The Intelligent Parrot
This guy is not getting along so well with his wife and thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" The guy asks. "Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?"
what is it about life that makes u stay in this time of pain and torture....ur friends maybe? what about when u lose the one u love...hmmmm interesting live in a world for others but not urself...thats a pretty fucked up concept....but what r u gonna do about it...u wanna leave but u think about that person u love and u cant...u try...and try...u watch the blood falling u watch the tears pouring out and yet ur still there...pained...tortured...feeling helples even lifeless yet u have so much life in u ya wish would go isnt love interesting how u can love someone so much but yet ur fucked in the end...
Internet Pix
Im wondering...what exactly possesses people to put "private" pics on the internet..What happened w me...a "friend" asked for some pretty specific pix. Being that he is so fucking awesome...I took them..Well as awesome as it is, he's left me hanging lately. Actually taking the pix got me Massively worked up, therefore pure lust was driving me when i decided to put them here....Now that I look back, Im not sure if i wanna take them off, or give more access...I mean, do i really wanna open that to possible derogatory comments?? cuz that is quite possible...i mean i would NEVER post something bad about someones "private" pix, but isnt a view w/out a comment just as dissapointing? I obviously find the pix quite yummy or they NEVER wouldve been here.......
15 Interesting Penis Facts
1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy. 2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh. 3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not. 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. 5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That
Random Facts From Around The Web. It takes about a week to make a jelly bean. Any modern jet is capable of breaking the sound barrier. Approximately 25,000 workers died during the building of the Panama Canal, and approximately 20,000 of them contracted malaria and yellow fever. All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives. A rodent's teeth never stop growing. It takes 100 pounds of rain water to produce a single pound of food from the earth. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour. The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years. The most pushups ever performed in one day was 46,001. The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.
International Motorcycle Show Nov 17-19
Hey DFW! Come see me this weekend at the International Motorcycle Show at the Fort Worth Convention Center!
"internet Obsession"
You know you're on-line too much when... 1. You turn off your computer and go watch your Web TV. 2. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs. 6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. 7. Tech support calls YOU for help. 8. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." 9. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. 10. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. 11. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 12. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. 13. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. 14. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. 15. You look at an annoying person off line and wi
Internet Pet Peeve
If you can read and write (in English), then you should be able to use at least semi-proper English. My biggest pet peeve with the internet (mainly bulletins like those found on myspace and l33t sp33k) is that it isn't real English that everyone can understand. I bring this up now after seeing a mum concerning a "bulletin" where only a linguist may be able to read it clearly and without mentally adding in or re-spelling certain words to make sense out of it. I see these kind of bulletins all the time on Myspace and I generally don't bother replying to them. Every so often, I'll find someone online that talks to me like that and I'll explain my pet peeve and they'll stop talking to me or will take the time to properly spell things out. Is this really so difficult to achieve? I've seen people misspelling "cat" on myspace...and these are literate people, I've talked with them quite a bit outside of myspace. How painful can it possibly be to take the extra 2 minutes to typ
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Job Interview, this morning... For what, I dont know... LOL! :OP
Interesting Facts
Interesting Facts for you to enjoy. I left my own commentary in parenthesis If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Besides wouldnt you need coffee to yell that long?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.! If only my prostate was paying attention to this) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------
charlene Location of Death: Seymour, IN Date of Death: 11/23/2021 1:12:10 AM Last Person Called: Ashley Last Number Dialed: (812) 861-066* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/23/2021 1:12:10 AM Cause of Death: Blunt force or mechanical injury See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game
Interracial Dating Game
For lack of something better to do, here are all the words I can make using the letters in the phrase "interracial dating game".Yes, I am that bored on a Sunday evening.Interracial Dating GameIn, it, at, gin, ledge, ram, car, tar, tad, rat, tin, ten, mad, made,dig, drag,lag, liar, retire, meat, team, tag, lag, aid, aide, great,net, nit, mar, gal, mace, race, real, reel, deal, date, dating, interracial, game, lace, ace, ate, eat, tea,lead, leer, teal, eel, meal,lame, tame, dame, let, lad, late, mate, interim, inter, retain, train, tear, rear, cried, tried, trial, trail, tread, tad, attain, meeting,rating, mating, trim, girl, arid, drain, grid, grain, rain, air, dial, redial, cat, retire, intern, tire, mire, edge, gate, rate, rite, mite,read, red, reed, greed, ice, iced, dice, rice, mice, mint, tint, glint, relent, tent, dent, dine, mine, tine, clad, glad, din, digit, racial,trace, dirt, rail, amid, lice, grace, art, dart, cling, ring, grim, lair, later, greater, retina, attend, meander,
Random Facts From Around The Web. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Internet Is Up
well my internet is up and working now that's good. the last few days of work were rather frustrating and they screwed up my paycheck shorting me by over 100 i think which isn't good so i have to talk to the manager about it. ive spent the day mostly sleeping and sitting here kinda feeling just meh nothing exciting like ussual. i let my uncle have the puppy because he really wanted him and i know he'll be taken better care of. i work too much to be able to play with him much and then i get too tired and so just get frustrated easily with his being hyper when i just want to relax. so its better this way. now i can sit and be alone when im not working woohoo... umm not much else is new. they've put me on some early shifts which im not happy about but ill survive. i hope they aren't going to start giving the new guy my evening and midnight shifts i cant do the early morning thing. even if i sleep 10 hours i feel dead and my brain is melted until around 4 pm or so. i know i'm not
Interesting Link Otd!!! Noel's Tracks: Noel Gallagher goes through 'Definately Maybe,' and explains the songs track by track. It's a rare glimpse into the band when they were making the album, and what some of the songs mean. Very cool...
The Internet Is For....
10 Intentions For A Better World
hello everyone, i have been really busy working and dont have the time right now to be on the internet. i will be back soon.
Internet Friends
Let’s talk about meeting random people on the internet, shall we? I mean sure, you’ve got your standard sick fucks and your children stalking freaks, but every now and then you find something like a hidden gem. Everyone has their own drama that they deal with. We all have pasts and hidden demons and basically shit that has fucked us up, maybe permanently, maybe not, whatever. And we all think that OUR shit is special and different and that nobody has ever been there and oh my GOD how am I ever going to make it one more day because I am so alone. And then you find some totally random person who has not only been through the same thing but they had balls and dealt with it head on and suddenly your world got a little easier to be in. Then you find yourself hoping that they aren’t going to read your email and be all “Man…what a psycho freak. This bitch is emailing me; I KNEW that blogging would be bad because how can something with such a weird ass name be good?” But they don’t. T
Interesting how this site still learning but im gonna figure it out.
International Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
Internet Mediums
Once someone has decided that they might give it a try to find Mr./Mrs. Right on the net, the first things that they must do... 1. Become familiar with the various mediums available -- matchmaking sites, blogging sites, survey sites, personal sites, etc. 2. Try several mediums until you find something that you are comfortable with. Not everyone enjoys writing blogs, for instance, so just going to a personals site, might be more appropriate for them, for example. 3. Don't go head strong that you are going to find Mr./Mrs. Right right off of that bat. I don't think I have heard of any instant finds. Remember the phrase from the prior blog posts -- "Don't seek and ye shall find!" It is oh so true. Just set out for exploration and the possibility of meeting some great friends along the way. 4. Explore many type of sites too. Sites like AFF and CT are much more open to seeing some sensualness coming across than other sites. If you are seeking someone that might have a
Internet Awareness Update! By J.t.
Just letting everyone out there on the net know: Crazy Bitch is the new Miss Murder which of course replaced Miss New Booty that subbed in after anything with Razor that took the place of Hotgurl694u Have a good day, and be careful out there.
Interesting Facts
Here's some interesting trivia I dug up...ENJOY -------------------------------------------------- 1. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. 2. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 3. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 4. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. 5. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 6. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 7. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. 8. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." 9. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. 10. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 11. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 12. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 13. The name of all the continents end with the same
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God70%A Romantic60%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with
Internet Gangs Hire Students For Cybercrime
By Reuters Story last modified Fri Dec 08 06:07:15 PST 2006 Organized gangs have adopted "KGB-style" tactics to hire high-flying computer students to commit Internet crime, a report said on Friday. Criminals are targeting universities, computer clubs and online forums to find undergraduates, according to Internet security firm McAfee. Some gangs have sponsored promising students from other disciplines to attend computer courses before planting them in businesses as "sleepers." McAfee said the students write computer viruses, commit identity theft and launder money in a multibillion-dollar industry that is more lucrative than the drug trade. The gangs' tactics echo the way Russian agents sought out experts at trade conferences or universities during the Cold War, the company said in an annual report. "Although organized criminals may have less of the expertise and access needed
Internet "love" Sucks (pt.1)
When I first got into myspace it was October of 2005 I met a ton of great people online. I actually met some people in real life. Had a relationship with one or two. There was one very special man though. He worked in the movies in Hollywood. Before you say anything it has been verified that he does actually work in visual effects I have actually seen his name on the big screen. So anyway we talkied online for months, had a wonderful friendship, he brought me out of my shill in a lot of ways. I was still very broken up about the loss of my fiance and he watched me cry onn webcam many nights. Of course it got sexual as well. We came from two different worlds, I was home to him and he was the life I never had. We talked every single day, sometimes for hours. When he started working on Night At The Museum I found out that I was coming to California for a visit. Finally we would meet. My father took me and the kids to L.A. to go to Universal Studios. That night he came an
Internet Lessons
The first thing Bill saw as he walked in the kitchen door was a spike-heeled shoe in the middle of the stairs to the living room. Dropping his briefcase and keys on the counter, he walked farther into the room and spied the other shoe at the top of the stairs. Wondering why his neat-freak girlfriend had left behind what - for her - could be considered a mess, he ignored his rumbling stomach and started up the stairs. In the living room, he found a red silk blouse hanging off the back of his Laz-E-Boy, and then a pair of sheer black pantyhose trailing down the stairs that led up to the bedroom. Intrigued, he followed the "trail", discovering a black skirt on the landing and a lacy bra hanging off the bedroom doorknob. From the bedroom came the faint scent of patchouli. The shades were drawn, the bed was piled with pillows, and there were several candles lit and scattered about the room. The bathroom door was shut. A bottle of wine and glasses sat on the nightstand. Puzzle
Internet Friends.
As the Internet grows and becomes a part of our lives, it brings with it a unique opportunity to meet people we likely would never have met in any other way. And very often, those people we meet on line will become friends. Sometimes, very close friends.
Internet "love" Sucks (pt. 2)
As most of you know I lost the love of my life in 2004. I have never fully recovered and am beginning to think I never will. I realize that I am more and more escaping into the internet to avoid relationships in real life. Case in point I have met a man here. Please don't ask me who he is because I won't tell you. He is absolutely amazing, one of the greatest men I've never met. He is also unattainable to me a million times over. That is very comforting to me in a lot of ways and absolutely heart wrenching in others. He's the closest thing to happy I've felt since Wes died. He makes me laugh and he keeps me grounded. He's incredibly intelligent and sexy and can be a complete ass. I find myself thinking about him when I'm with my family or at work. Wondering what he's doing or if he's enjoying his day. I know full well that I'm not the only woman in his life. He is completely honest with me about everything, I trust him completely. I go to his page and see women cal
The Internet
OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE INTERNET We’ve become so close since the day we met from opposite ends of the internet We share our day we chat at night we wonder if this could be right I wonder what it might be like to stand right next to you I wonder what we might say I wonder what we’d do Could it be part of a bigger plan designed by forces we can’t see? for me to fall for you and you to fall for me? Would it feel the same if we ever met? From opposite ends of the internet?
International House Of Blunderence
Interesting Concept
Dec 9 2006 10:44P a boy has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a mal
Interviews With Jerry Garcia
Interview p1. Interview p2.
Interracial Relastionship Mumm
Apparently because I am not level 3, I can't post comments or vote on mumms. :-( This is unfortunate since I had something to say on this topic and so I decided to say it here. I think people should be colorblind and open to relationships with people of any race. I can't help it that black women find me attractive, nor can they help that they are so good looking either. :-P I believe interracial relationships are instrumental in bringing the world together and creating a much more peaceful society. That's my two cents worth. Comments welcome! :-D
Internal Cold
The eyes of an ageless wonder Weary through years of pain Blaze my trail uncaring Sinner in every way Pray for me mindless sheep Seek salvation for my soul Nothing can help me now I'm internally cold
Interruption Of Thought
Candy explosion of colors in my head Right wrong who knows anymore But I'm so much happier than before You can put your John Hancock on that emotion so Claim your right stake that claim and you'd be right No blundering fool no mindless idiot present in my life because of you A higher state of being an elated state of mind Fuzzy and warm you're inside my mind Now that you're here you can't leave Blockades of penguins stormy waters Walls too high and roots too deep Thinking of you even in sleep Dreaming of my dreams dreaming dreams Hit you in the face love by force Inexpressable joy floods my veins Laughing so hard friends close at hand Pass it around don't hold on Laughing and loving crying not dying As my feverish mind strains Remembering you Concentration on anything is nonexistant Disjointed yet interconnected My mind is chaos You
Internet Friends
Although you are a friend of mine And letters we exchange I would not know you on the street And doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life Unusual and unique We share ideals and special dreams And still we do not speak I picture what I think you are Perhaps you picture me? An intriguing game for both of us For someone we cannot see. So for this friendship we possess We owe this mail a debt Perhaps the charm lies in the fact That we have never met.
Internet Down
I feel completely separated from the world even though everyone is still there. Lost in a world without communication.Stumbling over spoken words. Somehow it is easier to talk with typing. Almost as if my fingers speak better than my mouth. I can understand what people type better than I can with them speaking. How long do I have to live this way? When will comcast come and fix my internet?
Internet Is Up And Running
For good this time I hope. I have missed all of you. Thanks everyone for the awesome comments, and Iwill try hard to get back to everyones page, kisses
Internet Problems
WEll I contacted a hell of a Back door virus today.It totally prevented me from any internet play.I couldn't even get windows to open,Finally did.An I had to do a 2 week system restore.I'm now running unprotected.I know where I caught the fucker at.Friendster I hadn't been there in 3 months.A chick I know from NF. whom also belongs at friendster sent me this Virus.I am so pissed. Today was my 90 day being sober.Tomorrow I'll recieve my last coin from the program, but I don't plan on haveing a drink till my 117 th day. I went 60 days with out pot. But on my 61 st day I just had to get the Ultimate Kind Bud.My 1/2 oz of that lasted 15 days not bad, concidering I had to smoke with ungreatful others,then the Bastards had the nerve not to smoke with me today.I just wish I could meet a new Gal an move away.Nothing left in Massachusetts for me no more,except my damn medical conditions,with all the Cuts the Fuckin Republicans have caused all over the the ptiance of my disabilty check pr
I was directed to this wonderful site by my friend Cleo...So ummmmm yeah...So here is an interesting quote for ya.. "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
So I was talking to one of my sisters on the phone ealier about something that me and my other sisters and bff were emailing about on line today and about something that I really wanna try. I told her I would eventually ask someone if I could do it and she told me she really didn't need all that information. I don't know i KNOW it sounds freaky as hell but damn it I wanna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interview Follow-up
"While email is an acceptable way to follow up, consider other methods. A handwritten thank you note particularly an capture a person's attention. This is an opportunity to reinforce a perception of continuity in a relationship and create an aura of goodwill" -- Keith Ferrazzi, author, Los Angeles QUESTION -- Do you feel that this advice still holds validity today; or, do you have a better suggestion????
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An Interesting, But Not Too Surprising, Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are planned. DISCLAIMER: Do not worry guys, I am one of the few that don't go through the extreme emotions of the PMS cycles!!! No need to fear me!!! :)
Interview With A 104 Yo Woman
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Interesting Few Days....
as I mentioned the other day someone moved out of the house... maybe i wasn't clear on what happened. a few months back one of my best friends in the entire world, the girl in the sword picture with me, moved in with my wife an i. She's beautiful, intelligent, smart, witty... and she can kiss like no one's business. Anyway... the reason she moved in with us was to build her life anew so she could work to getting custody of her daughter back.. the situation there is far too long to get into but the short of it is her daughter is temp custody of the grandparents (not jhen's but the parents of her late fiance). Jhen, for as much as she claims to want her daughter back, moved over seas tobe with a man, and this time... the moe she made was not to deleware where she was supposed to go to be close to her daughter, but across the country to California, to be with another man.. a man with a track record as shitty as mine were i to run track. He's broken up with two fiance's to be with
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Interesting Article!!!! Another New Thing To Put Into Practice!!
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about ladies and their heart attac This makes sense.... the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals...not cold water... maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain... For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid,it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the
Interesting Question...
From: Stoner Stuff Date: Dec 23 2006 12:39 PM Jesus and Marijuana Was there a whiff of cannabis about Jesus?"Was Jesus a Stoner?" is the mischievous title of an article about the use of cannabis in ancient Judaism in High Times magazine. These claims of drug use by biblical figures surprisingly have susbtance, says Professor Carl Ruck from Boston University.Was Jesus a Stoner? is the mischievous title of an article about the use of cannabis in ancient Judaism in next month's High Times, a pro-cannabis magazine. Its author, Chris Bennett, likes to shock. He is the host of Burning Shiva, a show on Canada's Pot-TV, and an advocate for the medical use and decriminalisation of marijuana. Bennett first looked at the use of drugs in religion two years ago in his book Sex, Drugs, Violence, and the Bible. He postulates that Jesus's ministry was fuelled by mind-altering substances, that he may have used cannabis-based oils to heal eye and skin diseases and that his very name - Christ - d
Interesting Friends
Interracial Couples
Intensive Care For Hand & Feet
Hand And Feet Care Now that ladies have become more trendy, and like to experiment with skirts, and shorts, beautiful legs are about a must.Shapely and beautiful legs usually depend on the shape and length of the legs.The one test of beautifully shaped legs, is standing with feet together, and see if you can hold a coin, between your ankles, another between your calves, and another between your knees, all at the same time!Beautiful legs normally have a space between ankle and calves and between calves and knees, and a small space above the touching knees.But that does not automatically mean that just because your legs do not pass these tests, they are not attractive and well shaped.Many ladies think that their legs are too fat or too thin.Unfortunately, the actual shape of your legs cannot be easily changed.However, with exercise you can improve muscle tone, and make them look better. Lose fat by going on a sensible diet, by cutting down on potatoes, rice and adding up on ch
Interesting New Years
Yup, it's a New Year and I get to start it off the best way I know how!! With a new fantastic job, a Great son and Fabulous Friends, (even though some of them have really pissed me off lately!) It'll also be a time to reconsider some options I've chose this past year and move beyond and past them. Which many, I have done, but in my own way! As well, make some very strong desicions that may change a lot around me. But it'll all be worth it! One thing that I will NEVER stop doing though, is believing in a couple of people that I know are so worth more than they probably even imagine!
I am wondering why I am here. This site is a little different to say the least. I need more points. LOL
Interesting Test..every One Should Try It
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
Interesting Hemp Facts And Other Info
From: Add me if you want to help legalize.... Date: Jan 3 2007 2:36 PM THE REAL REASON CANNABIS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ITS EFFECTS ON THE MIND AND BODY. MARIJUANA is NOT DANGEROUS. Pot is NOT harmful to the human body or mind. Marijuana does NOT pose a threat to the general public. Marijuana is very much a danger to the oil companies, alcohol, tobacco industries and a large number of chemical corporations. Various big businesses, with plenty of dollars and influence, have suppressed the truth from the people. The truth is if marijuana was utilized for its vast array of commercial products, it would create an industrial atomic bomb! Entrepreneurs have not been educated on the product potential of pot. The super rich have conspired to spread misinformation about an extremely versatile plant that, if used properly, would ruin their companies. Where did the word 'marijuana' come from? In the mid 1930s, the M-word was created to tarnish the good image and phen
Interesting. The next time you hear a politician casually use the word "billion", think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the government spends it.
that specail someone that i was once with but i screwed it all up and i am regreting ever minute of it now. Takes a real man to say what i am about to say i'm sorry for doing what i did and i hope that person could forgive me for it someday forevery one that dont know who i am talking about that specail someone was angel just need to know her first name she also goes by babyluv here on cherry tap she is such a sweetheart a very hard worker loveable caring romantic fun to be with careing has the most sweetest mom that anyone could ask for and also her mom makes the best tea i have drunk and the greatest chilly that i have ate on a hotdog and when the state fair was in town we watched pigs racing that was a fun time that we had but that wasn't the only fun we did alot of stuff together watched movies cuddle together laugh together didn;t care who was around if i wanted to kiss her i did. I tried to be honest with her and all but all she had to is tell me what was bothering her and i woul
Interesting French Stewardess
Intercourse With Power
INTERCOURSE WITH POWER Take it into your skin your blood, your bones. Know what it feels like. Move to it. Coming. Coming. Draw it to you. Become the rhythm. Become the movement. This is what you came for. This is what you've always wanted. Follow the fire, become the flame. Control the wire, rule the game!
Interview With Rose Perry Of Anti-hero
While this Canadian three-piece band may have formed in 2004, ANTI-HERO is full of seasoned performers. Borrowing from a diverse collection of musical influences including the SEX PISTOLS and TED NUGENT, Anti-Hero manages to create richly-textured songs, inspired by a lifetime of musical hertiage. Now, you might ask yourself "What's that all MEAN??" It means NOTHING other than we have another excuse to fire off a bucket full of silliness to a female-fronted band. READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW ONLINE HERE
Internet Shut Off Because I Could Not Pay Bill Drag!!!
Sorry to everyone My Bill Was Due and I could not pay it so I have been gone awhile and at the worst TIME :((((((((((
Intelligence Game
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the law
Intensified Combat On Baghdad Streets Likely --plan Puts U.s. Troops In The Sort Of Urban Fight That War Planners Strove To Avoid In 2003 Invasion.
Intensified Combat on Baghdad Streets Likely --Plan puts U.S. troops in the sort of urban fight that war planners strove to avoid in 2003 invasion. 11 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush's plan to send tens of thousands of U.S. and Iraqi reinforcements to Baghdad to jointly confront Sunni 'insurgents' and Shiite militias is likely to touch off a more dangerous phase of the war, featuring months of fighting in the streets of the Iraqi capital, current and former military officials warned.
Interesting Couple Of Days
Growing up, spending time with my dad was always something that I looked forward - he was always so much fun! And he still is! The past few days, I took off with him to hunt for a house for him and his wife to retire to in NC. Interesting to say the least! No cell service most of the time, no internet and lots of time to talk! It's funny! While I know I am an adult, there is still much more I have to learn from those who are "more adult" than me! Which is funny if you know my dad - me claiming he's more adult than me! LOL But regardless, I found a lot out about why I am who I am and why I believe in things that I do! And just how great it feels to have a dad as wonderful as mine!! And as my dad gets older and supposably wiser - I realize how precious this time is with him - probably even more so than when I was younger! So to all of you out there - enjoy whatever moments you can with those you love whether it is family, friends or someone special! Time moves fast!
I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of your sweet name I feel you I think you inside my skin There is a joining beyond flesh’s sin You are that one I sought through all time The rapture of love living ever sublime Perfection in all that I ever had dreamed The one I would kill for and die if so deemed The hand of god is seen in the working of things I will wait another life time and accept all it brings For I will never be whole till I hold you near My muse and mentor the one I hold dear By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Internet Dating
Just a note...if u talk 2 a woman that doesn't look like an ogre on the net, expect her 2 have many male suitors and know that u probably aren't the only person she will be chatting with. hey and the same goes 4 u possessive women who think u own a man just cuz u get a lil mushy with ur words on the net. and if u can't handle it cuz ur inecurities have led u 2 become a jealous person, then maybe the net isn't the right place 4 u 2 be meeting people. u might be better off hitin up that chick down the road that lives by herself and has 15 cats and stays home every night in front of the t.v. watchin reruns of her favorite soap opera. hey there's someone 4 everyone!
Interesting But Will Never Happen....
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A top Democratic lawmaker reintroduced legislation to restore the US military draft, saying that the all-volunteer army is shorthanded and overwhelmed by current and future troop deployments in Iraq. Representative Charles Rangel (news, bio, voting record) said a draft would spread out the human cost of the four-year-long Iraq operation, which he has said has been borne disproportionately by lower- and middle-class Americans. The New York lawmaker said the burden was likely to be even greater if US President George W. Bush makes good on his plan to increase US troops in Iraq by more than 20,000, as part of his plan to subdue the raging insurgency there. "If Americans are to be placed in harm's way, all of us, from every income group and position in society, must share the burden of war," Rangel said. "The overwhelming majority of our troops fighting in Iraq are young men and women who have chosen to enlist because military service is an
A Interesting Quiz
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
She shruged. Did she just dream that all? And if, why did she ever have to wake up? She got of her bed, the sheets were dripping wet. She would have to change the. She noticed her clothings were all over the place. She just wanted to get up when she moved her head over to her bed table. The scond condom package was still there. The smile was back on her face immediately. Now she knew what to do. She really had to teach that guy something. Her phone rang. It was her boyfriend. "hey girl. i am sorry. i cant come over tonight, i have to help my friend with his car. Please dont be mad at me." She knew he was telling her lies. He was meeting her so called best friend Stacey. He would be fucking her. Once again. She knew that was going on for a while. "Oh, well dear, have fun with Stacey. And come over here one of the next days to pick up all your stuff. Maybe Stacey has some room for it?" Her voice was calm, she wasn't really mad. She had been in the past. Now she wondered why. She gues
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Interview With Hugh Jackman
some Hugh Jackman words about the great movie: X-MEN and the next movie: Wolverine I'm still trying to find an Official Movie Trailer for the Wolverine Movie
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many believe has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were ALL born. This is exactly nine months after the UFO landings in Roswell.
I didn't know! How could we? Did you know that 47 countries' have reestablished Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq? Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that Iraq's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft (under Iraqi operational control) which operate day and night, and
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Interactive Personality Matrix
I did this a couple weeks ago and came up with personality traits by asking people who know me well to select words that fit me. This is what they came up with. You can set up your own, it's free and there's no advertizing. Arena (known to self and others) giving, intelligent, introverted, observant, patient, sentimental Blind Spot (known only to others) able, brave, calm, caring, complex, confident, dependable, friendly, idealistic, independent, kind, knowledgeable, logical, loving, mature, quiet, reflective, self-conscious, sensible, trustworthy, wise, witty Façade (known only to self) Unknown (known to nobody) accepting, adaptable, bold, cheerful, clever, dignified, energetic, extroverted, happy, helpful, ingenious, modest, nervous, organised, powerful, proud, relaxed, religious, responsive, searching, self-assertive, shy, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, warm Dominant Traits70% of people agree that Mr_Snuffalluffagus is intelligentAll Percentagesable (20%) acceptin
Intension (tool)
Pure as we begin Pure as we come in Pure as we begin Pure by will alone Pure as we begin Here we have a stone Gather, place, [erase, so / a razor] Shelter turned to home Pure as we begin Here we have a stone Throw to stay the stranger Swore to crush his bones Move by will alone Spark becomes a flame Flame becomes a fire Light the way or warm this Hope we occupy Spark becomes a flame Flame becomes a fire Forge a blade to slay the stranger Take whatever we desire Move by will alone Pure as we begin Pure as we begin Move by will alone Leave as we come in Pure as light, return to one Move by will alone
Interesting Quotes
"Everything in moderation, including moderation." Mark TwainAmerican writer,author of "The adventures of Tom Sawyer" "Mistrust those in whom the urge to punish is strong." Friedrich NietzscheGerman philosopher (1844-1900) "Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!" George WashingtonNote to the gardener at Mount Vernon, 1794"The Writings of George Washington"Volume 33, page 270 (Library of Congress) (George Washington, first president of the United States of America, grew cannabis on Mount Vernon, his plantation, for about 30 years. He may have used the Indian hemp to treat his chronic tooth aches.) .. Floyd K. BasketteAlamosa, Coloradoquoted by Harry J. Anslinger, Commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcoticsduring the hearings on the 1937 Marihuana Tax Act Marijuana is taken
Interesting Story
After pulling into a parking space, he turna and kisses her full on the mouth, causing her pussy to throb. Looking her in the eye, he said, "Let's go upstairs!" She nods and the two walked arm in arm up the stairs. Once inside the apartment, tries to pull off his jeans. "Let me see your cock, please," she implores, as he playfully keeps her from getting to it. Pulling her close, he asks, "Would you do anything to have my cock?" "Yes, yes, anything," she begs, "just let me have it, please!!!" Letting her go, she is right at his groin, pulling it out to her eager mouth. But only this time, he doesnt want to cum in her mouth, he wants her pussy! He leads her into the bedroom, where he orders her to strip as he lays back on the bed watching as she strips off her clothes. Seeing the big erect cock on his stomach, she leans down and tries to put itin her mouth, but he pushes her away and laughs, "So you want some of it," as he takes it in his hand and gives it a few quick jerks She reaches
Just thought maybe someone might be interested in this juice I drink. I started taking Mona Vie after my friend gave me a bottle to try because it worked so well for her, who also has Fibromylagia. Well, I found out she was right. I noticed the difference in my sleep right away and after a couple of days my energy increased also, my achiness is also getting better. I even had a bottle shipped to my daughter's house in California for my trip out there. (I didn't want to be without it). My digestive system is even much better. If you are interested in learning more about this juice, please go to my website below and check it out. *****This is not just for people with Fibro... You can take it if you just need a little boost of energy or need a little help sleeping.****** Thank you so much! Laura
Interesting Site
Lets check it all out. Go Raven ;-)
International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there sunshine,You're fucking special...
Interview With Unearth Frontman Trevor Phipps
UNEARTH, formed in 1998, hails from Winthrop, Massachusetts. Their debut album, The Stings of Conscience, was a popular offering in the underground metalcore scene. Their music is mixture of metal and hardcore, categorised by complex, harmonized guitar riffs, harmony-oriented bass riffs, rapid kicks, deathgrunts/screaming, and politically based lyrics. They are also well known for playing seven-stringed guitars, while the bass player plays a five-stringed bass....which means they can play circles around any of us... including FoundryMusicGreg, who was chosen to fire off interview questions to frontman Trevor Phipps... READ THE INTERVIEW ONLINE HERE
Internal Dissonance
This feeling of filth upon my flesh grows thicker with time. Imbeded to my soul this tainted being thirsts no more. My absence of hope drowns within the empty space that was once your home. That place I kept you closest to my heart. This life is left uninspired within a wake of despondency. My breath has ceased to amuse me. Those hands around my throat are my own as i choke the life from this worthless vessel. My suffering my demise my emptiness my salvation. They wage war battling for supremacy tearing apart what little I have left inside.
Interesting Conversations.
After an interesting conversation or rather 'test' (of which I'm sure I failed miserably) I paused to think about what it was in erotica that I adored so much....and perhaps it's the hunger within it...the love/lust/passion (whatever) that seems to rise up in a person...forskaing all and everything except what would satiate this odd revelation to come to but still I am thankful for the conversation, and the thoughts provoked by it. Still pondering but without fear. ~A
The "interview"
ok as i said yesterday i was going to give up some of my interview questions that i used over the past few days and a few from my partner in crime. The faces that we got at times were more then a little difficult not to laugh at. I will say i am not going to give any names or particular details as i dont feel like getting my ass sued. But i feel by putting this information out there i can help any future souls that dare apply for a job with me. First and foremost lets start with the resume. I dont expect everyone to be an english major or be really eloquent because I am not. Take your time and give me something that shows that you want to impress me not something that looks like you tried to write it while taking a shit. There were quite a few that my eight year old could have done better. On the other side there were 3 -4 that really impressed me. They put a lot of time into the resume and thier work ethic showed in a major way. Next the pretest - we required everyone and i m
25 Interesting Things You Will Find Out If You Are A Parent Of Boys! (from Bullitin)
subject: 25 interesting things you will find out if you are a parent of BOYS! haha! (repost) date: 2007-02-04 21:08:26 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. ) When you hear the toilet f
Interesting To Compare These Two
Well... first and foremost I want to start off by thanking those of you who sent me a message. comment, gift, or shoutout yesterday. That meant a lot to me... more so than I would have thought it would. But... here is the reason for this blog: More of you guys on here (being the computer... most of you I haven't met in person) did something in some way yesterday to wish me a Happy Birthday. Where as MOST of the friends I do know outside of this damn computer didn't. Don't get me wrong, I don't care that people don't recognize my birthday... I am getting to the point where I don't want to recognize it. I mean it is just the fact that I have "known" most of you for what almost two months... and yet some of my friends I have known for 5+ years and they couldn't be bothered. My best friend (who lives in AZ and I am in WI) who I just reconnected with a few months ago called me...and so did one of my other best friends... but I guess outside of this web site/computer I now realize who my tru
Interview With Adult Video Starlet Annette Schwartz
During my recent trip to Las Vegas to cover the 2007 Adult Expo at the Sands Expo Center, which incidentally, I have to thank the folks at HOTMOVIES for, I made a number of new friends. One of my favorite new friends happened to be signing autographs at the EVIL ANGEL booth. The lovely Annette Schwartz is an import from Germany, has kind of a Scarlett Johansson look to her, and as I found out (Check out movies like No Cum Dodging Allowed 7, Evilution 2, Rocco's Dirty Dreams 4...the list goes on) is capable of some of the most vile acts ever captured on video. I stole her away for a few minutes to ask her a handful of questions... READ THE FULL INTERVIEW HERE
The Interview
A guy goes to Revenue Canada to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him about his previous employer.He replies: "The army. I served in the Princess Pats for three years; last duty in Afghanistan". The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towardemployment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?The guy says, "Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come inat 10:00." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00?""This is a government job," the interviewer says. He continues,"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not muchpoint in you coming in for that."
Interview With Ted Nugent
WHAT DO DEER THINK? Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid Bowhunter was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."
International Orgasm Day!
Found this notice out on the Web....just passing it along.... August 8, 2007...(Eight annual!) A celebration as big as any holiday, with as much anticipation, less anxiety, and more fulfillment than waiting for Santa...Write it in your planning calendar now!! Pass the word on to your friends!!! Where: Wherever this message is heard...from Alaska to Zimbabwe (in range of alphabet and temperature)...Where will you be? What: The whole world joining together to celebrate orgasm...solo, in couples, in groups...monosexually, bisexually, homosexually, heterosexually ...(mechanically?! - as with an "Orgasmitron" in Woody Allen's film "Sleeper")...Whatever the method, focusing on positive energy celebration!!... What will you do?
The Internet Is For Porn ...
The Internet, Driving, And Other Peeves
If you're going to complain about something, make sure you do research first to make sure your complaint is justified. I don't repost the 'you're a true friend bulletins', so if you're looking for people who will, you'd better look elsewhere. I'm not here for a popularity contest. Don't expect me to pimp you, I would require payment for such privileges. Nothing is going to curse my lovelife, I do that well enough on my own. Stop the madness. If I needed a personal sex toy, I'd buy one that does not talk and could fit in my drawer. You do not fit the bill, so don't ask. If you want to know something about me, just ask. I don't fill out the questionnaires and never will, so don't expect it. If a man sends a picture of his penis before his face, chances are he doesn't want to be friends. Chain letters do not kill, destroy a sex-life, or affect your world one iota. It's an evil conspiracy, get used to it. Anybody is capable of having 'internet intelligen
In Terms Of Art?
Dear Cupcake, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, February 12: Watch out for becoming too attached to an idea, a preconception or an expectation just now. What you're looking for could appear in an unusual form -- it'd be a crying shame to miss it.
The Intention Engine
i love stumbling across websites you find some cool stuff anyway i fell across the Intention Engine The Intention Engine
Interview With Michael Gira
Michael Gira | Interview Flawed Beauty - The Consumer And Other Stories Michael R. Gira is most widely known as the driving force behind Swans, undoubtedly one of the most extreme bands to have ever graced the planet. Gira called time on Swans in 1997 after 15 years of sonic experimentation but has not been idle since. In Swans' wake followed The Angels of Light, which produced last spring's release "How I Loved You"; a haunting and beautiful body of work. Then there is the World of Skin, Gira's solo records, his found-sound ambient project The Body Lovers (an on-going three part series) and its "companion" release The Body Haters. Yet Gira's creative output has not been strictly defined by his work within the context of sound alone. He is also a writer of fiction, most notably with his acclaimed collection The Consumer And Other Stories, a spoken word performer, an artist and designer, and has been known to do film scores in independent cinema, most not
Interesting And Useless Information.
IMPROVE YOUR KNOWLEDGE. Manure...The True Story In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common, at that time it was called a load of Berrier, by the sailors. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high
Internet Communities
Communities on the internet are all the same. I have been around and observed long enough to see that drama and cliques exsist on just about every type of chat forum. I used to be part of an "internet community" I guess you could say and chose to flee. I came to cherrytap because it appealed to me in the sense that it was more grown up then myspace. I am a wife and mother of 2 children. I work part-time on the weekends on Grave shift, which screws with my sleeping. So for me the internet has become a way for me to keep in contact with the outside world while I am still at home with my children. Although I sit here and chat with people I still have time with my children and I am not out leaving my children with a sitter to get that adult communication. I have met some incredible people on this machine and some I call my friends. I have found, like I said in my previous blog, that it is hard on cherrytap to actually make friends with people. I started going to the mumms abou
Internet Access Problems/valentines Day
My cable/phone/internet have been out most of today due to the winter storm we had here tuesday night/wednesday morning. I shoveled what seems like 2.5 feet deep of snow out of my driveway, along with several large drifts and additional accumulation which had blown/fell by morning. Anyway, I owe a lot of people valentine messages, replys, thank yous, and am truly sorry that it's probably not going to happen today/tonight. :( I hope all of you had a very nice Valentine's Day. *hugs & kisses* Chris
International Dirty Day
With so much choas and worry going around, I fight to want a reason to be here. Cause I dont really. And it sucks. Because I can hope and wish and pray how ever much I want and I still wont be where I want to be. Today is one of those Hallmark days where many people are in the comfort and adoration of the ones they love. I recieved an unexpected surprise that I had thought would never return. Pleading a pathetic case of "sorry" and "I am getting better" was all the words the woman handler could process. Again another woman fell away from him and again he comes back to me. I will not have it, I dont want it and now I am pissed off. Why cant he just fall in a hole and stay there and forget that I exsist. He blackened my eyes and tore my heart away and gave it back full of disease. And now he expects me to respect him?....FUCK THAT NOIZE! I have my heart somewhere else, and as far as I am concerned belongs there. It is this fantastic guy that kept the darker moments of today du
The Intelligence Of People!
I understand some things can go over peoples head, but on most things its hard for people to grasp the concept of a thought. In all honesty, its easy for me to grasp someone's thought, and where they are going with an idea. I am only 23 years old, and people older then me can't even grasp shit, that says a lot for humans. I look at people my age, and it saddens me that they can't have an intelligent conversatioon with someone unless it contains the words sex, and>or drugs, and this scares me> My generation is up next to rule the world and if all they can think about is sex and drugs, our world is going to be fucked. They are probably the cause of 2012 LOL. The world would be one big drugged out orgy, grrr humans...where's the ketch-up!!
International Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, as I have done . I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, voteLiberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there Sunshine, you’re fucking special...
Internet Soon
to all my friends I will be getting the net soon, so I can talk to you all.
Internal Fire
Internal Fire (Erotica) You make me so fucking horny with desire My cock aches, and your lips sooth the fire The way your tongue dances around the tip Sends my head and spine into backflips I love laying you down and eating your fine pussy Licking all around your clit, your head becomes woozy I love bending you over, and softly cock teasing Ready to penetrate and get that pussy ready for pleasing Slowly inserting the tip creating such a sensation Cock searching deeply, now I'm using my imagination The Glory of your body, softly melting into mine Your exstacy I am experiencing, feels like the first time Your body twitches, and tenses up, I know your almost there The fire is burning deep, my balls are wanting to share Each stroke becomes an art, our bodies become un done My yearning for your treasure, our connection is now one
International Disadvantaged People's Day
-Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special. And know Steph Loves You ROTFLMAO Thanks Bond James Bond
Interview Gone Wild - Video
Intensity Straight away With no sense of direction look out into the window Waiting for time to go faster Sounds of energy in my ear Blocking away all anger Into momentum and sweat Taking off my shirt Sweat coming off my body Heart Rate increase Wanting to go more Body giving out sense of completion I just did 2 miles on the treadmill! What do you think I was doing? ~Timmy~~
So, I'm New to this site, but so far i think it's pretty interesting. I've talked to a few people who were so scary it made me laugh so hard i almost fell out of my chair. And there's a few that are pretty cool. It's addicting... i feel like i joined myspace all over again...its great...and it has gotten my mind off of something that have been bothering me, so it's lovely... i will be on here alot!!
Internet Friends
It seems some of our closest friends, Are people that we’ve never met. Some as far as half a world away, Brought to us on the Internet. How can it be we’re drawn so close? To just words on a computer screen. We can share all of our hopes and dreams, With people we have never seen. Some say it is a devil, A godsend others say. But to me the Internets a place, To make new friends every day. I’ve met friends here that I’ve come to love, And they will be friends till I die. I’m thankful for the Internet, Friends are the reason why.
so i may or may not have an interview in a little while. I am waiting on them to give me a call!! I really want this new job. It would mean more money for me and i can actually start saving some to fix up my car!! Its in the same place but its a better job!! Yes ill still be at the same place who cares!! I took piper to daycare today and she looked so adorable!! She was so happy to go to daycare sometimes it just worries me that she doesnt really want to be with me,but i know that she has to get used to be around kids!!! as i sit here and type it reminds me of a time when i couldnt really type!! I was out to sea and my friends and loved ones had to go weeks without hearing from me!! It hurt me to not be able to write to them and tell them that i was okay!! So there i was sitting on a blackened deck watching well more likely hearing missiles go over my head towards shore!! I couldnt bear to think of the stuff that those missiles did, but the next morning i found out some of i
Internal Flame
stuck in a spot need some rates new pics/stash/also need some female frinds that i can relate yus...flame..
We often have only one chance to do things right; and it always seems the right thing, is never the easiest thing to do. It is the darkest times where we are tested. They are what define us. It is not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich; not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned; and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity. -Sir Francis Bacon
Interesting Little Tidbit: Over 115 Million Photo Ratings!
the other night we passed the 115 million photo ratings mark... kinda cool! -mike
Internet Problems
Internet Problems that I must endure on a daily basis.Atleast 10 x's aday I loose my connection.Some of the Problem stems from Verizon giving us the wrong black box modern.They gave us a modern that is basicly for 1 computer.An we are trying to run 4 comps off it.They issued us the westall 6100 which is incorrect.What we need is the westall 327 W,.But acourse they want $80.00 for the device we need.False Advertizeing etc. Bunch of Meatheads at verizon.All the wireless as well with Linskys.My other problem requirements for verizon DSL,is 100 gb harddrive.Unfortunately my handidown piece of junk only has 80 gb's.+ absolutely no memery( Brain Fart ).Staying connected is a big struggle for me.It does wear on my patience at times.Friends with lots of stuff on their pages takes a long time to load + causes me to disconnect.An if I happen to loose connect after a certain Sleep hrs.I'm shutoff till the next day as everything is in the master bdrm.Today is a bit percular day.I ran sca
Interesting Facts..
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine" 7% say they are "good looking" 7% say they are
Internet Problems
Just wanted to let my freinds know that do read these things that I am haveing trouble with my DSL it likes to work when it wants to, they are supposed to be coming out tomorrow to fix it or atleast tell me what I need to do to fix it, I am going to go up in my attic and redo the splice job I did where I used Cat 3 cable and going to use Cat 5 this time and instead of useing sodterless(not sure on spelling)contactors I am going to sodter it this time, and hope that helps out, well till then hope all that reads this has a great week and will be back soon I hope Scott
An Interesting Article
Why I Loathe Black History Month How long will it be before my oblivious, white-looking biracial children notice that their militant black mother has no use for Black History Month? By Debra J. Dickerson I dread February. I didn’t always. Though I make my living writing about race, Black History Month made about as much an impression on me as Arbor Day or a one-month anniversary with a new boyfriend who didn’t know that his days were already numbered. It’s all much ado about nothing, a purely symbolic exercise. I maintained a respectful silence about Black History Month since so many others were pretending it mattered. So I used to be able to just ignore it—it barely penetrated my c
Internal Schizophrenia
(this one hasn't yet been seen through eyes, so enjoy) Schizophrenic are the conversations I hear in my headset, with the solitude of my eager regret, dividing the solitude of my lesser life sentence, To an entire life of pain and misery, I ask myself about this gentle grievency, could it be owned up to a life of cold indecency, or is there another reason to be the man that I wanted to be, or is there another reason to dig myself deeper than I have to be, to an entire life of embarassment, and to all the bitter harassment
Ok Ms Goody has given me permission to post this. We want another female to be with us both at once, we r willing to go to any length to find her(kindah swing) i guess ... But she must be attracted to and by my wife most of all. my wife has good taste so ill let her call it. We are very seriuose about this!! So if interested please say something to (MS GOODY) AND ADD HER SHES ON MY PROFILE....loves reapher
An Internal Argument.
"You!,Come to me and preach of Faith and Love!" You want me to see how they must be ,what do you know of Faith and Love? You can not change me ,for I see me , ME! I am Faith And Love It grows in me ,breathes life in me Your illusions are nothing compared to what I see. Faith! Faith gives me strength to be willing and free to make the choices to love me and every one around me! Faith is in me ,it is strong and your illusions are week,you grow pathetic and harsh as we speak! Love!,you know nothing of, it is not found,it is not given or earned or taught .It is nothing but something we all have inside.Love is endless,immortal,and eternal,love changes to fit its own design never the same at one time . It breathes from me it is me I am Love cant you see love is me !? So you grow week from what you begin to see in me.Something unattainable but free,you illusions shattering as wee speak,your heart beats your thoughts race you life a steady pace. You come to Me to and preach of Faith and Love
I have lost my connection at home, but working on getting that issue resolved. Sorry if I haven't answered your emails over the weekend. I do thank everyone for the Birthday wishes. I hope everyones weekend went well and there week goes better.
An Interview With Urflick
I get up close and personal with one of the Co-Owners of urFlick, A to the L to the I, about the company.
International Women's Day (march 8, 2007) Happy Stella Day!*
International Women's Day International Women's Day (8 March) is an occasion marked by women's groups around the world. This date is also commemorated at the United Nations and is designated in many countries as a national holiday. When women on all continents, often divided by national boundaries and by ethnic, linguistic, cultural, economic and political differences, come together to celebrate their Day, they can look back to a tradition that represents at least nine decades of struggle for equality, justice, peace and development. International Women's Day is the story of ordinary women as makers of history; it is rooted in the centuries-old struggle of women to participate in society on an equal footing with men. In ancient times, Lysistrata initiated a sexual strike against men in order to end war; during the French Revolution, Women calling for "liberty, equality, fraternity" marched on Versailles to demand women's suffrage. The idea of an International Women's Day first ar
Interview With A Weretiger
Most of my interviews are conducted on line but some are in person.And some are personal experiences.This one was conducted on line so i take it as that. I met this person On a site called Vampire Rave and he had posted some really great things about the supernatural in his blog so I contacted him to see how he got this neat experiences. He told me that he him self was a shape shifter by birth.And that he was willing to have me post his words On my wall of weird. So since some is personal and how its done I was only given permission to post some of wich of our interview so I will post what I was giving permission to do. 2006 well the fact that you saw one change mine was an accident and at the time I did not know what it was i was seeing.He was in the middle of the transform and he was nasty looking i didnt see anything. i kinda blacked out. oh may i ask an interview with you to tell me your story? i have a paranormal blog on line were i tell of my self.I will keep your na
International Women's Day Is On March 8th!!!
International Women's Day is on March 8th!!! Just want everybody to know that International Women's Day is on March 8th!!! SHOW SOME EXTRA LOVE AND RESPECT TO WOMAN ON THIS DAY!! :) Take care, Jeremy
Internet Fakes
Internet Monitoring
You know I understand why the Bush Administration is worried that kids are going to see porn on the internet, but is that not up to parents to monitor that? I mean they are parents and it is their job to watch their children, be involved in their lives and know what they are doing on the internet. Now the Bush Admin want Google to hand over all the searches. I am so tired of censorship and people trying to shit on the first ammendment. I think what we all should do is enter this in the search box repeatedly on Google to send them a message fuck the bush administration and their google searches
Intercessory Prayer
INTERCESSION IN THE BIBLE The Bible has many cases of people standing up for others before God. The most striking example is that of Abraham. He took the initiative to step forward before God on behalf of his neighbors in Sodom and its area. He cared enough to do it, even though he knew how thoroughly wicked Sodom was, and knew how furious God was about it (which explains why he was so careful in speaking to God about it). Moses also stepped in when God was angry, standing in the gap in the most literal sense : offering his own life for that of his nation. (Thankfully, God didn't take him up on the offer.) It was part of the role of a prophet not just to speak what God speaks, but to speak with God for the people of Israel. A fine example is the exchange between the prophet Habakkuk and God, where the prophet asks for God to act against injustice, but God replies about a coming doom. Isaiah prayed with King Hezekiah to save the nation from defeat and destruction at the hands of Assyri
Interview Time
Interview Day well it is interview day for me. im sitting here with about an hour untill i go in for my interview for a better position in my company. i love my current job, but after 2 years i have really done about all i can with it. there isnt really anywhere to go as no supervsor positions are availble. over the last week i have lost sleep, worried, and made myself a wreck with self doubt and anxiety. why? i know deep down im a good worker and that i have done a good job over the last 3 years. i know i can do pretty much anything if i work at it. so why worry myself? i think a little anxiety is a good thing. keeps us on our toes and helps focus us. the most important thing to remember is to not let it overwhelm you. i worried for a few days and lost sleep over it because i focused too much on the fact that i really need this promotion. what i should have, and finally did do is focus on the fact that i deserve this and just have to show them im interested. always try to f
The International Rules Of Manhood
The International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday i
Interesting Concepts Of How A Man Should Live!
" God grant me the serenity to accept the things that im too damn stubborn to change, the courage to change all that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the mother fuckers who piss me off..." "THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR SHOOTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!" - FULL METAL JACKET
the past couple of weeks I've really tryed to consentrate on getting a job because I've felt so useless watching my crazy mother its a stressfull situation i can't handle sometimes plus the fact I'm broke and have to beg for money from my brother to even buy a pack of cigarettes which since i was about to quit but i moved back home and my mother raises my stress level plus I'm bored to death being here. MY self worth sometimes is a all time low but every morning when I get up I try to smile and stop by cherry to see if anyone left a comment to brighten my day. i check monster everyday to see if a new job opened up and see if someone looked at my resume. I went on 3 interviews this week all I left with a chance maybe someone will hire me. i have so much to offer a employer but it always seems i don't have the right skills or the something they want. Meeting people and going on dates is like a interview. In the past week I've gone on 5 of those and again I believe I have alot to offer
Interresting, The Dutch
Ok lets see if Cherry Tap will be a good boy unlike freaking Myspace. As for the Dutch, very interesting people and well being in the "outback" of the Netherlands, they dont see many Americans much less soe dude from Texas, or of that fact not many people from the British Commonwealth countries but I have to say their English is great and when I try to learn Dutch or I speak German or Spanish to them being I have met many who speak German and Spanish well, they want soo much to learn English and say "speak English, I need to practice. I like the Dutch, great hearts and they are not so complex like most of us in America. They are very beautiful and very diverse people. Speaking of, they have many other cultures here just like Great Britain, Canada and the USA. Think of it, the Dutch were around the world just like the other European powers. Dutch are good at being great to other guest and do their best to make me feel welcomed but yeah I do meet those who have never seen an American so
Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament 4. Pope Died Lesson Learned? The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope!
Interstate Love Song
So yeah I am 6'8" wear a size 18 shoe and play basketball recreationly. I like to play video games every now and then, but what I love the most is Music any type of music I don't care. I have a bro and a sister. I enjoy chilling with my friends, clubbing, and whatever else comes to mind. There you guys know a little about me. So leave comments or other things and add questions to ask me if you would like i'll keep you guys updated. Peace all.
INTENSITY I'm feeling: excited You'll find me: at home Intensity It is only through intensity that one arrives. When all your desires, when all your passions become one flame, it is intensity. When there is only one desire left inside you and your total being supports that one, it is intensity. It is exactly what the word says: in-tensity. The opposite word is ex-tensity. You are spread out, you have a thousand and one desires, many fragmentary desires - one going to the north, one going to the south. You are being pulled apart. You are not one, you are a crowd. And if you are a crowd you will be miserable. If you are a crowd you will never feel any fulfillment. You don?t have any center. Intensity means creating a center in yourself. When all the arrows are coming towards the center, when all the fragments are joined together, integration arises. Becoming centered, concentrated inwards, that is the meaning of intensity. Sometimes you have known moments, in some danger when all
Internet Friend
Every mourning and night I check to see if you have wrote Your words of wisdom Or laugh You bring me Through a screen Never meeting in person For distance Is between But some how I feel like I know You my whole life Haven nothing to hide My looks, voice Or miss spelled words You do not care For you Know that you Are doing you Best To be my internet friend.
Intersections Of History
Intersections March 20, 2007 by John Galt History should be and actually is a cyclical series of events recorded throughout the known world of civilized time. It is a subject I have been fascinated with for decades and write about extensively, trying to wake the world up to the repetition which we are seeing now. No, I'm not Churchill, trying to warn everyone in 1934 of the dangers of National Socialism. I'm trying to teach everyone that Civilizations rise and fall, but the reason why is that humanity's frailty, it's pride that refuses to recognize the past, allows and creates mistakes from our history to be repeated. Intersections, where events cross, are crucial points of history which move forward in one direction and collide with a mistake of the past, eventually change the course of mankind. We are witnessing a series of intersections, colliding daily, weekly, and monthly now. In 1906, Upton Sinclair wrote a stirring account called "The Jungle" in which the h
thing, why do men lie about their size? if we end up sleeping together im gonna find out lol. men are so clueless sometimes!
Interesting Facts
Interesting facts Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known. ------------ ------ The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane) There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192 Slugs have four noses Sharks can live up to 100 years Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color. Kangaroos can't walk backwards About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887 The tip of a b
Interchangeable Relationship
 Interchangeable Relationship I’m colourless and depressed- disoriented inside this hell you put me through. Same masquerade over and over again. Two people existing in an abandoned environment not saying anything to each other. You walk in a room and my heart deteriorates- into a unresponsive abyss- of exile. You called today and told me your coming home. Asked me how I felt about trying- to minister the past and making another start--- discovering the love we once had. I close my eyes and my heart founder- I collapse to the floor barricading out- everything outside my head. Don’t go there not again you will be living in an asylum of your own reckoning. I thought these voices were dormant and had finally let go. I just whimper and descend pathetically into the corner attempting to integrate- into the eclipse of no more independence. I’m colourless and depressed . . .
Have 2 today. One for an advertising place at 11:15 At 5 one for flight attendant
10 Interesting Facts!
1.Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal sized children. 2.Eggplants aren`t vegtables they`re really fruits. 3.When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. 4.Only one book has been distributed in more copies then the Bible; The IKEA catalog. 5.Pringles light potato chips may not be labled either “Light” or “Potato Chips” per US FDA regulations. 6.It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced! 7.You can start a fire with ice. 8.Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter! 9.The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning! 10.McDonald's salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!
Internet Drive By
Hey Look... its a internet drive by... BANG BANG BANG ............ Sour Apple has left the building...
Interested In Becomming A Naughty Vixenz Model???
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Thank all of you for being interested in my page! I feel special (Winks)!!!! Keep it coming, cuties!
The International Council Of Manlaws
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.> (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choi
The Interview
So I went for my interview today with Jack Sizemore. I was as on edge, due to somewhat unrelated stress, but answered his questions the best I could and tried not to let my nerves show. I THINK I impressed him, because he started discussing benefits, pay rates, insurance, and such, and told me based on my experience I'd start out at $8/hr, where I'd put on my application that I'd take minimum wage. (The normal hire-in rate is about $6, someone else pointed out to me.) He did also tell me that he doesn't have any openings currently, but that might be just to give him time, because he also turned the interview over to one of the specialists working there for another interview. The second guy went back over some things, including questioning my motives for wanting to work there and experience with other jobs, and also discussed benefits, as well as letting me know some of the differences between County and State Correctional work. He'd overheard Jack's comments and seemed under the imp
Interesting Picture
(Originally Posted on April 24, 2006)I walked into the office that I share with two other guys and saw this...It looked like (and was the right size for) some S&M sex toy.  I asked the other two in the office what it was for and they told me it's to check to see if a wire is working.  (You plug a box that sends a special current through the wire and this thing'll pick up that signal.)Still looks dirty though...tag:  humor,  funny,  sex,  electronics
Internet Shorthand
$0.02 - Throwing in your two cent's worth ? - Please explain ?4U - Question for you 1FTR - One For The Road 24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week 2L8 - Too Late 2U2 - To you too 3D - Three-Dimensional 404 - I haven't a clue (error message 404, address not found) ^5 - High Five A/S/L - Age/Sex/Location A/S/L/P - Age/Sex/Location/Picture AA - Alcoholics Anonymous AAA - Any Advice Appreciated AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact ADGR - Any Donations Gratefully Received ADN - Any Day Now AFAIAA - As Far As I Am Aware AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell AFAIK - As Far As I Know AFAIR - As Far As I Recall AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It AFK - Away From Keyboard AGAN - As Good As New AI - As If AIC - Ain't It Cool AISB - As I Said Before AISI - As I See It AIUI - As I Understand It AIW - As It Were AKA - Also Known As ALOIA - A Lot Of It Anyway AMAP - As Many/Much As Possible AMF - Adios, MotherF'r or Adios, My Friend AMIGA - A Merely Insi
Internet Friend ( R I P )
We Have Friends Near By We Have Friends Far Away Then We Have Friends More Often Than Not We Will Never See Just The Words We Type That Can Be About Anything And Everything Well This Is About A Internet Friend That Passed Away 04/02/07 She Went By PURPLESUNSET Can You Feel Hurt And Be Sad When Such A Friend Of The WWW Has Past Well I Can And Am A Friend Is A Friend Where Ever They Maybe She Will Be Missed By Me And All Who Knew Her May She Rest In Her Purplesunset.
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Interesting!!! My Mind In Pictures I Love It!!!
this was kinda cool and i thought well crap did that nail me on the head or what!! love 2 all kimi Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™
Intertainment + Other Stuff
Wow am I Thankfull that Morph Contest is over.Very Grueling Affair.Lost a few good friends threw misunderstandings,met possible new friends.Ran into 2 friends from my Netfriendships days,they are now friends with me now,Roger + Dhana.If all my friends had a Sweet Heart, like Maniacal Bliss,Honey,Lizzy,Shyla + Friends,SimplyComplicated,These Lady's mention'd here went way beyond what I ever exspected,These Lady's mention here should get a Plaque for the 1,000 + Vote Team.There were 63 Friends in all that Voted for me well.I'm very Greatfull for that Unity.If all 174 friends could have got involved,I mighta took 2nd.I should have proberly went with Xeromancer's that I'm useing now instead of Maddness Morph that was my First.Glad it's over__________________________ Sundays I Fish,but other days that I'm not around it's internet issues,the comp I use is atleast to old.Originally came with windows 2000,now it has XP no burner,no longer an usb port for cam pic's,or my Maniacal Bliss Salut
Interesting Statistic - Texas A&m
A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon - not bad! Only in Texas - folks!!!!
International Philosophy
International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special.........
Internal Affairs
Sometimes you have what I like to call “the moment” between two people. It was the last thing I was expect on that cold December morning. I’d been hired several months earlier to come in and turn the parts department of a major local car dealer around. The new owner had purchased the store a couple of months before I got there and needed someone to come in and overcome the years of neglect that the parts department had been the victim of. In all honesty I’ve done this sort of work for years and this was the worst that I had ever seen it. I was averaging about 75 hours a week, and even at that pace it had taken me well over 3 weeks just to get rid of the stuff that was purely trash. It was tiring work. I’d arrive at my usual 6 AM this morning and was finishing the left over paperwork from the day before. This was actually my favorite part of the day as it was quiet and I could work without someone poking their head in and out of my office every ten seconds. (Oh the little things in
Interesting Facts-
INTERESTING FACTS- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
So, this is all new to me. Here's hoping it is as fun as it looks! :)
Interesting. Photo Ratings...
Low rates don't seem to be anonymous any more. At least, not all do.
International Very Good Looking Day
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back t o me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day !
The Integrated And The Rejected
The outcasts swarm clinging to one another looking for fresh meat. Fighting for the scraps left behind to rot. Their insatiable hunger eats away at their souls. Through broken glass the chosen bask in the glory of their acceptance. Making their way through each day without a care in the world. They know no sorrow. They know no pain. They only know that which has been given to them. There are those who must fight for every breath and there are those whose feet never touch the ground. Opposing factions in denial of one another knowing nothing but their own kind.
Internet Still Hurts.
Internet Still Hurts Sometimes.
Internet Romance
A Simulation of Reality A Gross Injustice An Act of Cruelty A Humane Escape of Reality Tender Mercies Sweet Haven for Emotion Lots of Love to You ~~Spanky~~
Why is it that I put all of myself into something r someone, only to be taken on a ride and led on......? Why is it that I do nothing but everything for someone only to be stomped on and made to feel inadequate and less than mediocre. Why do I feel that if I try even harder, that I'll be wanted and excepted and that someone or something will want to change because I'm so damn special they know if they lose me it'd be very hard to move on...? But what if I',m not that great...or what if I keep putting up with all the bullshit....? Wht if I really staart not caring....? What if my spirit is broken....and I remain an empty shell of the person I once was.....? I feel the life being sucked out of me but I do nothing to stop it because I know it's useless....because I'm halfway there... --Daphne Du Maurier Frenchmans Creek
The Interview I had last week went very well. I got lucky, my best bud's boss did the interview. So I think I scored pretty good
Interesting Facts.
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah, is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 15. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 16. The wise men were from Iraq. 17. Peter preached in Iraq. 18. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!
Interesting Facts
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah, is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 15. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 16. The wise men were from Iraq. 17. Peter preached in Iraq. 18. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!
Interesting Stabbing Westward Discovery
This is going to be kind of weird, but it definitely show how my mind works. I was listening to the 1998 Stabbing Westward album 'Darkest Days' this afternoon. The song 'Waking Up Beside You' sounded very familiar to me. and not just because I listen to that album fairly frequently. I checked out the lyrics and there it was...check this out: I've been so alone for so long forgotten by the world, forgotten to myself your effervescent eyes have awakened me and brushed the dust away... but I knew you would never stay so I memorized the color of your eyes as I lost myself inside you. I memorized the way our legs entwined as I drifted off beside you. I miss. God I miss waking up beside you... At night I cling to you I'm so afraid afraid the day will come and I'll wake up and find you gone but you promise that you'd not abandon me and kissed my fears away..... but I woke up to that day... but I memorized the way our eyes would
@#$% Internet Providers
So... I'm switching from Verizon DSL back to Comcast (if you've talked to me on IM, you know why), and Comcast was supposed to come out yesterday and set up my internet. Then they called Monday and said they couldn't come out because Verizon "needed 13 days notice" or something (I ordered this on the 10th, it was due to be installed on the 24th -- isn't that 14 days notice?). So they rescheduled for the 1st. Unfortunately, I'd already canceled Verizon for today, and I couldn't get the switch-off order removed. End result -- I will not have internet at home until next Tuesday. The problem is that I currently have the flu and will be stuck at home the next two days, and thus probably unable to check in online. Then it's the weekend. :) Anyway, I won't be returning love, and I won't really be online except when, and if, I'm at work. I'll miss you all! Love, Tanya, who's wondering how sad it is that she staggered into work with a 102 temp to write this blog so ya'll wouldn't
Interesting Night At The Bar.....
It was the DJ's birthday, a friend of mine.... Anyways the ex had the balls to show........ I took a great man to keep me from getting an assault charge on my ass (no I don't mean "big will") but myself.... I did, however, immasculate him in front of one of my good friends.. (who he admires, but will never be half of) told him HOW spineless he is, (and held back hitting him) And overall what a peace of shit he was...... As it's said....."hold on tightly , let go lightly" I'm just trying to not let this consume me.......... On another note, I don't think I am going to spend my time at that bar very often, being as a "friend" invited him, ah fuck it...whatever. by the way, MY Ipod is KAPOUT!!!!!!
108 Interesting Things
Interesting Real Facts (Strange but True) 1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 5 Chocolate kills dogs? True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine. 7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his move
Internet Creepo
This is for Tony
“INTENSE” I sit in the quietness of the night listening to the winds whispers and within the most stillness of silence I sometimes hear the voice of a spiritual guidance offering direction towards the path of life that will allow my deafened soul to hear again. Longing for the day to awaken and find the balance of complacency within myself like two identical twins on a scale, perfectly balanced, knowing they are pure, non corrupted, and there journey has just began. Like the metaphoric disposition that’s symbolic to the twins, I feel that at the turning point in my life I chose to get off life’s treadmill of repetitive emotional pain and hurt I have caused to those I cared for and loved, and now stand tall, awakened from the shameful sleep of alcoholic dreams I once lived. Able to allow my deepest of feelings to feel feelings of unsuppressed emotions, some untapped and many foreign to the heart to understand why such a thought can make the strongest of man drop to his knees
Interested In Seeing Kenney Chesney In Vegas?!
Are you interested in seeing Kenney Chesney in Vegas? I've got 3 tickets that I'm selling on e-Bay right now. The show is this Friday, 5/4/07. Check it out: SEE KENNEY!! If you know of anyone going to Vegas let them know so they can check out the auction. Thanks!
Interesting Night
Just some random thoughts tonight nothing big. Can you make and lose a friend all in 1 conversation? I've always said that I'm an open book, but even with the door wide open people still don't know what to say or ask. In times of great need will you be there or will you fall away just because something may be a little harder than you wanted? I know some have asked for more poetry and i'll be transfering some more from my website soon. I already have some new work coming so keep looking out. I love people, but i guess I scare em cuz they run away so quickly. That's all for now.
Internet Love.
Wake da fuck up ct. Now their have been love going on in dis world since god first man and woman, right. And now we all have da internet to do our own thing, right. So my question is dis. Can u really find love on any website, yes or no? and why?
Internal Carlyle Group Memo: Market Good For 12-24 Months International Forcaster | April 27, 2007 International Forcaster | April 27, 2007
International Forcaster | April 27, 2007 Bob Chapman Now hear this! What we are about to tell you comes from deep within the bowels of the Illuminati. This information runs parallel with what we have been forecasting in our issues of the IF. In February, via an internal memo, the Carlyle Group said they see another 12 to 24-months or more of “excess liquidity,” which will drive further profits and growth and that the current liquidity environment cannot go on forever; and, that the longer it lasts the more money our investors will make; but also that the longer it lasts, the worse it will be when it ends” In the missive it was stated that Carlyle's fabulous profits were not solely a function of their investment genius, but have resulted in large part from a great market and the availability of enormous amounts of cheap debt. In fact, there has been and is so much liquidity in the world financial system that lenders, even their own lenders, are making very risky credit deci
Interrupted Dreams
It's 604, was that someone at my door I was asleep but now I'm a awake My dreams interrupted by thoughts I can't shake Were you here tonight, or did just imagine Were you with me in flesh, please tell me I can't stand it You were so close, but now you seem so far I often lay wondering where you are Are you dreaming under the same moon as me Are you laying awake wondering where could I be I've told you before I'm not hard to find Look deep in your heart and there you'll see mine Two hearts brought together, across so many miles Two hearts that beat waiting for each other's smile We tried before, we knew it would work We made a mistake and realized who we hurt The pain that we feel is the distance between us The distance we fear is so easy to cross The time will come when we must meet Our fears and our passions will force us to seek We will cross the miles knowing just what we will find We will look for the smiles and know from the shine That what
International Workers Day!
according to wikipedia: International Workers' Day International Workers' Day (a name used interchangeably with May Day) is a celebration of the social and economic achievements of the international labour movement. May Day commonly sees organized street demonstrations by hundreds of thousands of working people and their labour unions throughout Europe and most of the rest of the world — though, as noted below, in neither the United States nor Canada. More-radical groups such as communists and anarchists are also given to widespread street protest on this day as well. :) well Argentina is one of this countries where we celebrate it! in most of countries (contrarily to what wikipedia says) don't do anything: just sleep and stay home like any other holiday! (the best way of celebrate the work is NOT WORKING! lol) here we do the same, we don't work and relax and sleep (like i did today), maybe in few places there are music recitals and shows to celebrate it so for everyo
Interestingly Enough But Maybe Not 4 You
so i watched saw 1 2 and 3 the past 3 nights and each night i have these weird dreams/nightmares....i still cant classify it...but my first dream last night was about a little girl i know (5-7yrs old?) having a scorpion in here hand and kept trying to put it on me....that was freaky/scary...and this one from this morning is hard to remember for some reason...weird huh?....well heres to another boring ass fucking blog for you to read and me to bleed...not really bleeding thouGH:)
Internet Relationships ?? Do They Work ??
I dunno...I dont think they can myself..maybe Im just a cynic..couple of times bitten twice shy I guess. You hear success stories..but mainly failures...maybe its just me..maybe I pick the wrong ones.
Goes with some stuff that's going on now: Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 3,2007 You're ready to move into a different social orbit when a new friend takes you by the hand. It seems intimidating at first, but you'll soon see that you belong right in the epicenter. Your confidence will bowl them over.
Internet Drama
I can not believe the drama that lurks here. I was actually thanked for not being mad at a person for something that happened in a mum. People this is the internet, its not that serious. Let me set the record straight abut me. I do not take serious the drama that goes on here. You can say what ever you want, do what you want it doesnt bother me. I promise I won't hate you. I have a life outside of Cherry Tap and there is nothing anyone can say or do that will have an adverse affect on my life. So if you are a drama queen or king please keep it to you. Remember KARMA is something serious. I have nothing against anyone here. If oyu harass me then I block you just that simple. Some need to log off and go outside,walk around, go to the mall, visit friends, volunteer whatever. The internet is not your life I hope. I promise you it is truly not mine
Interesting Study
>>> Interesting study : >>> >>> A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry revealed that the >>> kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on >>> where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, >>> she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if >>> she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a >>> man with tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is >>> on fire. No further studies are expected.
Internet Porn And Relationships
According to Nielsen Net ratings, 17.5 million users visited Internet pornography sites from their homes in one month. It's a growing trend that has many people worrying about their relationships. So is it normal, or is it cheating?? If you're looking at Internet pornography, you need to determine if you have a problem. Ask yourself these two questions Would you do it with your partner standing right there? Are you turning outside your relationship to meet a need that should be met within the relationship? Your answers to those questions should give you an idea of whether you have a problem. You should also consider how your behavior affects the people around you. You might say that looking at pornography online is harmless, but it could have a negative emotional effect on the people you love. Conversely, you may be hurt because your mate is looking at pornography online. You have good reason to be upset! That sort of behavior is disrespectful to the relationship
Internet Radio
It's not easy communing within cyberspace with the lack of oxygen, especially to my brain but here it is in a basic nutshell (otherwise known as my skull)...We do internet radio so that gives you an idea of our mentality, with one exception. It's internet radio designed for everyones taste and we've been doing it for 10 years. Since it's early Sunday morning, and the servers have shut down for the night, I thought it would be a good time to write something here and let you know where we are, what we do and how we do it. We are at and we broadcast Indie music. We run 24 hours from Sunday morning thru Friday night and we do our live stint called The Songwriter's Network Live Stream on Saturday's 6 P M to 10 P M (est). Well, that's it for now. Will catch y'all on the next time round. Bert Gagnon Neon Productions Radio The Songwriter's Network Kickback Radio Artworks On The Net
Internet Addiction
the internet addiction causes massive outdoor loss and causes us not too see the sun an have no fun with friends im getting at the point where this is getting extremely boring too be on and almost every one on here is fake or tell lies about there selves i just come on here too upload my music too my site an shit im just thinking of stopping getting on this internet and getting my old party life back i miss that
Interesting Day
It was a busy day at work, had a few rambuncious children in nursery but kept me & the other help on our toes. The church I work at is called Silver Winds Church & if you want to know more, just message & I'll do my best. Then after work I went to the pastor's sister's house for a Car Smash that the youth started last year & I finally went this year & I had a blast. What the object of the car smash is that the youth be in a few teams & they have to do is to certain obstacles to earn points & the hightest in point get to smash the car by the rules given for the year. peace out
Aussie Whore@ CherryTAP sometimes makes me wonder what kind of a site they run around here when they allow ppl to start up profiles slandering a person BTW SWEETSUZY (loving my haters) I KNOW IT FUCKIN YOU SO GROW THE FUCK UP u grease monkying bitch!!!!!!!!!
Internet Love So Far Away
Dear Love, My days and especially my nights are so empty without you! Waking up to the softness of your skin against mine, your hair gently brushing my cheek. I can feel you breathing as if you were a part of my own body. Looking at you as you dream. Gently "waking" you to the soft caresses of my hands. Your body yielding to me. I hope you come and see me soon. I can't stand another minute without you... I miss you so much
Internet Jack Ass! Warning
Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know.... IF W
Interesting Story. .
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite, serene and no one deman
Interesting Facts About Me
I was adopted by my grandparents. I'm a security guard with the dream of going back to school to be a welder. I love all things vampire(obviously). I'm an eagle scout and proud of it. I sit alone most of the time because I hate being in large crowds thanks to my social anxity disorder. I have dragon tattooed on my arm in kanji. I have my nipple pierced. I plan on more tattoos and piercings. A little over a month ago I became involved with a woman I love very much she's my whole world now and I would do anything for her. Every once and awhile I get a little poetic and have written a few poems here on cherytap to describe my mood at the time. My fav of these is darkness.
Random thoughts... literally. Things have been well for me. Sorry I haven't been around, but as most of you who truly know me know that my life has turned for the better. I don't sit in front of the computer hardly at all compared to what I used to. I'm happy with that. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all
So, I get a call about nine in the morning. From my best friend Laura who I haven't had a chance to hang out with in several months. She tells me she'll be here in five minutes. So she gets here, gets out of her car with an armload of Balloons and a present. She tells me "Happy Mothers Day" and I just kind of stare at her. It's always fun being a single parent, sometime I think my friends have less sanity than I do.
Everything in your life has an influence and an interaction with everything else. Make an improvement in one area of your life, and many other areas will benefit. Everything in your world is interconnected. Create value in one place, and that value casts its light in additional places as well. Your positive thoughts and actions often have immediate and direct results. They also have indirect results that can continue far beyond the obvious. A small kindness offered to just one person can end up benefiting countless others. The love you give will always, in ways that you may never even realize, come back to you. Success and fulfillment do not occur in isolation. You'll receive no great benefit from being positive about only a few things if you take a negative approach in other areas. Instead, focus all your awareness and intention in a positive, fulfilling direction. Then, all the many connections will organize in such a way as to move you quickly forward. -- Ralph Mar
An Interjection Starts The Sentence Right!
"So when you're happy, HOORAY!" Martha started work at Good Shepherd Day Care today after having to be brought home fifteen minutes from the start of her day yesterday because she wasn't feeling well. She was queasy and had thrown up that morning, and it was likely she caught some kids' germs on the playground there. Martha's always like that when she starts a new job, especially among kids; the fact that she's seven months pregnant now doesn't help her immune system too much since she's cant take some medicines. I know she was really concerned about hanging onto this new job, and she's doing great! I just wish our little Sarah would get a little more excited being with her mom (and a little more sad to see her go) like she does with me . . . "Or sad, AWWWW!" Just as I was closing my office last night, I counted the money and came out three hundred dollars short. I counted three times, and that's still what I came up with. After dismissing the off-the-wall possibilities tha
Interesting Quiz
My score on The Elemental Balance Test: Harmony(~ 70% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 66% Earth ~ 88% Fire ~)And I know and I believe There's a way out to the sea of happiness It seems your personality is in perfect harmony; your impulses are tempered with thoughtfulness, and your emotions are balanced with a healthy amount of reason. In order to maintain that harmony, try wearing a Jade, a Chrysoprase or an Agate; all three enhance balance and stability, as does the Snowflake Obsidian that will help remain balanced during times of change. In detail: You are more balanced than most people. Your Ground Chakra, (associated with the element of fire and representing our basic desires and driving force), your Creative Chakra, (associated with the element of earth and representing our need to preserve and grow), your Heart Chakra, (associated with the element of water and representing our sense of love and compassion), and your Throat Chakra, (associated with the element of wind and represents our d
Internet Communities
Hello Friends! I've been online with my photos since 2003, first on a Dutch webpage for Tall Women called Http:// I'm still now and then making a session for them :-) Shortly after that I started my own yahoo-group becuse I wanted to have more contact with the people who came and looked at the photos. Http:// (it's free to join! this is my main photo-place, what you see here are just a few examples of what you will find there! ohyes :-) Then I was chatting for a while through msn but I stopped - it just took too much time. Chatting is just way too much fun! *grin* - In 2005 I started a Swedish weblog: Http:// - it is in Swedish, but there are many photos there from my new home-town, The Hague. Especially if you go to the menu to the left and scroll down to "Haag" - you will be able to see them! And not long ago - in February I think, I joined MySpace - Http://
Internet Stalker/assh*&le This user has stalked my sister repeatedly. He also had her phone number, since before he started this behavior, and she was forced to have the police come out and do a report. The Hillsborough county sherrifs department called him and informed he to cease calling her phone or they would proceed with charges. She has since had her phone shut off. Now this asshole decides to fuck with me. WRONG BITCH TO FUCK WITH, DILLHOLE! I've blocked him and still (through a glitch in cherrytap) he's been allowed to rate me 1s and thumbs down on my shit. Which is really childish and pathetic, btw, AND I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS YOU STUPID PRICK. He also has multiple accounts. He's sent me messages on both of them, talking shit about my sister and making up lies. I know they are lies, because I was there, I've seen the messages, and heard his phone call where he threatened to rape my brother after my brother told him to stop calling Stef's phone. Thi
An Interesting Fable
Tuesday 30th April – 11.55 pm The four young men laughed and joked as they pushed and groped their way around the mist-covered graveyard, pulling the grass away from the weather-beaten stones and trying to read the age-old inscriptions. Years of neglect had made the place an unwelcoming sight. The headstones were crumbling and covered in moss, and the mounds themselves were indistinguishable from the paths, so high grew the grass and weeds. A grinning moon shined down from a clear, still sky, casting eerie shadows here and there; but none of the group were unnerved by their hostile surroundings, or the deathly quiet of the vacant atmosphere. ‘What sort of place is this you’ve brought us to, Damien’ asked Mike. ‘I thought there was gonna be something interesting here.’ He threw an empty beer can down and kicked it into the distance, lighting another cigarette. ‘I’d rather picnic in Highgate any day. At least it’s got legends, at least there’s some interesting peopl
International Wolf Center Lots of great info. as well as a wolf cam. I watched Shadow and Malik, two arctic wolves grow up on the cam.
Interduce Yourself
Interduce yourself You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 28 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this!( or surprised that you have any left after this!) 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Rascal Flatts or Toby Keith? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked y
In a nationwide survey when asked what they wanted most from a relationship 80% of women said they wanted to feel chosen. 75% of men said they wanted to feel respected.
International Missing Child Day
Madeleine's Picture Lights Up Marble Arch Updated: 07:22, Friday May 25, 2007 An image of missing four-year-old Madeleine McCann has been projected onto London's Marble Arch ahead of today's International Missing Children's Day. Her picture featured on a huge projected poster along with two other missing children, Javian Matthews, 14, from London and Samantha Osborn, 15, from Buckinghamshire who both disappeared in April this year. The Marble Arch landmark was bathed in a pink light dotted with yellow letters heralding the relaunch of the National Missing Persons Helpline. The charity has been renamed as Missing People, and Madeleine's uncle John McCann is to visit staff and volunteers at the organisation's headquarters in central London later today. Missing People will also announce a new campaign to adopt a yellow ribbon as an official symbol to remember anyone who has disappeared. Chief Executive of Missing People Paul Tuohy said: "Madeleine's disappearance
Interpol have issued this description of Madeleine; Present family name: MCCANN Birth name: MCCANN Forename: MADELEINE BETH Sex: FEMALE Date of birth: 12 May 2003 (3 years old) Place of birth: LEICESTER, United Kingdom Nationality: United Kingdom Father's family name: MCCANN Mother's maiden name: HEALY Height: 0.90 meter 35 inches Colour of eyes: BLUE , GREEN Colour of hair: BLONDE Distinguishing marks: Left eye blue and green colour; Right eye green colour. MADELEINE's Right eye has a quite unique brown strip at about the 7'oclock point from her PUPIL (the dark centre of the eye ) through the full width of her IRIS (the coloured circle of the eye ) and stops at the white of her eye. MADELEINE also has a small brown mark on the left leg calf. Language spoken: English Date of disappearance: 3 May 2007 at 3 years old Place of disappearance: PRAIA DA LUZ, Portugal
I have one June 7, aboot managing a Pilot Travel Center
I can’t get the vision out of my head I toss and turn in my bed I close my eyes I try to hide from these feelings inside I have been hurt many times before I have fallen to the floor I have crawled on my knees I have felt my heart bleed I don’t want to have these feelings inside I want to have a free mind But my heart has found the crack Through the walls that protect Find Me....... I never want to feel I never want the pain I never want to lose I never want you To be in my life So why don’t you walk away I can’t get you free of me I really wish I could see But yet I am so foolish To believe I don’t want you But yet everything I do.... Is all for you I find you are too far away Yet I want to stay...... The journey never begins I am paying for my sins Running a race I will never win Walk away Turn around and Walk away what I do best Walk away I do not want to feel the pain.
Intellectual Amusements ...
Here are the winners of the 2006 Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition. The 2006 winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying or building a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf betwe
intenet will be down for quite some wont be connected until june to u all soon hugs kitty
well i finally moved..but my intenet is not set up but that the lord for the library...yeah!!! but only have a few minutes here..just to let u all no im safe and sound like you really care any be back better than ever june 19 or soon hugs to all kitty
Interesting Conversation
Internet: Better Than Heaven
The Internet is the place of dreams, the last bastion of total freedom. Anything and everything you could ever imagine can be found here. Nothing is too bizarre, rare or taboo on the internet. Your experiance on the internet can as amazing, fun, disturbing, educational, sexual or boring as you wish it to be. You can see things on the otherside of the world, or not even on this world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home. No other medium allows us this much freedom outside of life itself. You can put your face on the internet, or you can anoymously make fun of those that do. Logging into the internet can be like going beyond thunderdome or maybe your just buying groceries. From the exotic to the mundane, the internet is everything, all the time. Internet: serious business.
Interest Mounting
"So where are you headed, anyway?" he asked when they stopped for something to eat. "Doesn't matter. I never had any kind of destination in mind. I go forward, never back." She sipped her cup of coffee and winced at the black strength of it, motioning to the waitress for cream. "And you've been...without destination since the age of 13?" She looked at him with an icy glare. "Yes. Why do you give a shit?" He shrugged his shoulders, but never broke his gaze. "Just curious. It's not every day I pick up a beautiful woman on the road and I just wondered why someone like you alone." He reddened a color akin her hair and looked away. "I've only been alone a few days. I had been traveling with a man I knew from back home. We parted ways some miles back." "Why?" She sighed at his curiosity. "It was just time to part, that's all. Nothing more to remember, nothing more to talk about. Why are you so goddamn curious?" He ignored her question wit
+1349 - Internal Winter(ad Infeinum)...
..From the album 'Beyond The Apocalypse'. No, I don't have a vid. Dammit. Why haven't I given this song more attention? The intro is penetrating, has this ominous tone going on. Something big is most definitely coming, listenAh! : Awesome Mayhem/Darkthrone kvltish Black Speed! And some incredibly delicious hi-hat usage from the drums(BOW TO FROST. NOW!)while you wait. >>smile
The last few days have been interesting to say the least, emotions running high, it's alot to take in day by day it got rough for a while but i think for the most part things are smooth now, have to do some rebuilding but that's to be expected when you have a long fight a long journey ahead of you. Yesterday I saw my all time fav. movie on TV "At first sight" yes yes I know it's a chick flick but I connect with it becuase it deals with a person who has a disability and someone who doesn't, and how their relationship grows and how they deal with the challenges of dealing with things that 2 "normal" people don't face. The movie moves me and is very emotional for me, because many if not all of the questions and issues they deal with I also have to deal with. It's not easy, it never will be. If you have never seen the movie you owe it to yourself to see it, it will put alot of things into perspective. The sound on my laptop has been messing up, getting choppy, and what annoys me the
Interview With The Boss Man...
Arg...I have an interview today and of course I'm stressing out about it. What if I throw up on him or something? I mean, it would be funny later...but not then. No...that would be not good. In fact, I think I'd cry somewhere for a good year after that fiasco. So here's to me not puking my brains out all over my would be employer. God I need a drink...
Intelligence Is Not A Prerequisite
Okay... Maybe I expect too much. I mean, I have come to a point in my life where the smallest things are becoming increasingly annoying. I used to have patience and tolarance, but now I have none. There are certain things that should just be common sense. I shouldn't have to repeat myself several times, if you are too incompatent to understand. I use larger words, I speak in full sentances. I am an adult, not a child. Sometimes I feel like I have aged before my time. I am the type of person who reads, sometimes too much. And it's not your typical romance or suspense, I like textbooks. Knowledge is power. I grew up this way. I work at a dead-end job where advancement is non existant. Living with ADD is another problem, since I'm constantly bored. Even when we are busy, I'm bored. I can't focus. Anyway, the point of this, is I have learned that, I should probably lighten up on people. Not everyone has the education I do, even though I don't have the paperwork to back it
Interview Blood Rose
Chicago and the leading ladies of Metal are facing some competition of a different color these days, as white Gothic girls enter the Black Metal arena in search of success. Names Jessy Blood Roes and jessy group Metal gothic each have their own sound, write their own lyrics and want the world to know white women can Metal. Born in Puerto Rico on may 25 1975..Jessica colon was the youngest girl of the family.Jessy parents were both and an elder sister endured a strict religious upbringing. Sarai (search), a strawberry Gothic from Puerto Rico, Dj would probably disagree. The 32-year-old has been dubbed "satan" for her hard-edge style, and hits on subjects like the problems of adolescence. In "It's Not a Fairytale," she Dj about the stressful life of a satan: "Drama problems of all sorts, Stressing started smoking capri, Carefree about the ones who care for me,Lost teen giving up on my dream, And as worst as it seems, Had me thinking crazy things, Like suicide that bet
Internet Dating
Dont you hate it when your life is just too busy to go out or just not into the bar scene or meet anyone in the grocery store ( by the way who does that and what exactly do they come up to you and say? hi would you like to squeeze my cantelopes) Anyways so you try this internet thingy everyone is talking about, so you again fill out all this information about yourself. Your perfect mate, and so on, then you finally get on there and now you know where all the fugly people hang out at. I mean really where is all the single, good looking, GAY or BI, non drug addict women at? They are not on the internet besides a few that are probably already taken and they are definately not at my freaking grocery store thats for sure. So tell me if there is any of you out there please let some of us decent women know where yall hang out at !!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet Acronyms That I Didn't Even Know All Of Them
- POS: Parents Over Shoulder - PIR: Parents In Room - P911: Parent Alert - PAW: Parents Are Watching - PAL: Parents Are Listening - A/S/L: Age/Sex/Location - MorF: Male Or Female - SorG: Straight Or Gay - LMIRL: Let's Meet In Real Life - KPC: Keeping Parents Clueless - TD2M: Talk Dirty To Me - IWSN: I Want Sex Now - NIFOC: Nude In Front Of Computer - GYPO: Get Your Pants Off - ADR: Address - WYCM: Will You Call Me? - KFU: Kisses For You - MOOS: Member Of Opposite Sex - MOSS: Member Of Same Sex - NALOPKT: Not A Lot Of People Know This
International Toasts
[edit] International Toasts Bottoms Up!Argentina: "¡Arriba, abajo, al centro y adentro!" (Up, down, in the middle and inside) Australia: "Anatha raund!" Belgium: "Santé, Spasj, Ad Fundum (geraardsbergen" Brazil: "Puta que pariu" Brussels: "Schol!" Canada: "Chug Chug Chug!" Canada: What's French for toast, eh? Chile: "¡¡Salud Conchatumare!!" China: "Rice wine pussies." Croatia: "Zivjeli!" Czech: "Čŭrak!" Denmark: "Skål!"/"Bund eller bøsse!" England: "You're barred!" England: "Psshhh... Lightweights." Estonia: "May you always remember to never forget" Australia: "Yeah good one Estonia" Finland: Kippis! Finland: Hölökynkölökyn! Finland: Pohjanmaan kautta! Finland: Perseet olalle! Finland: Vittu ku on pieni tuoppi! Australia: Finland shut the @!#% up and drink your beer. France: "This is not le' wine! Sacre bleu!!!" Germany: Bier her! Greece: Yamas! Holland: "Proost!" or "Bonnie st. Claire!" Ireland: "Fuck Yeah!" Israel:
Internet Is Working Now
I am back online at home..finally! So to all that have added me as a friend and i have not rated you yet i will get there i am sorry it has taken this long. If i haven't rated you please let me know and i will do so. Much cherry love to you all and thanks for adding me! Lucy
Hot Myspace Comments
Internet Petitions
If there is anything I find annoying, it is Internet petitions. They do not ever seem to work and for the most part they are half assed attempts at grievance mongering. I think part of the problem with internet petitions is a disconnect in conveying a serious message as seriously writing a message. There is no reason any ill-conceived and poorly crafted message should be taken seriously. Here is a petition that rolled across my bulletins: “Don't you think it would be a great idea that the people that you have blocked couldn't even view your page, let alone the normal not being able to comment or rate etc. Because they still can go on your page everyday now and stalk your new pics and see your stash and read your comments, they just can't talk to you or rate you. I would prefer greatly that they couldn't even see anything. Please if you agree and believe that BLOCKED USERS shouldn't be able to even view your page, sign the petition I've start below and repost!! Maybe Baby J
Interviews And Zombies
((posted for today's Zombie Blog)) I can hear them outside. Funny how they’ll mill around the building but not step foot inside. That might have to do with the fact that a few of my coworkers and I keep blowing their heads off when they get too close. But I think I’m getting ahead of myself. I didn’t think anything was out of the ordinary this morning. Sure the morning commute was much lighter than normal but that does happen on occasion. Made it to work early and set up a job interview at my lunch time. We normally only take a half hour lunch but this time I planned to be a little late getting back. As soon as that clock hit 1:30 I was out the door in hopes of going to the interview, having it go well and then coming back to either demand more money or threatening to leave. (ha! Leave! That’s funny now.) It did strike me as odd that the streets were a little deserted for lunchtime but as I was nervous about the coming interview I put it out of mind. I finally made it to
This is my interpretation from my view only I was looking thru my web site and I found this background. I just loved the colors they are so warm and relaxing. It reminds me of a flower opening up, but not just any flower a powerful flower. I then added a few touches, which would be best to go with these colors; the colors remind me of a mystical life. I thought I would add an angel of Bubbles, (Bubbly hello from me) …The Angel of bubbles reminds me of happiness. The star means everyone is a star in my eyes... (Until I learn other wise) The two Angels on the star are looking down upon the young ones… (Bless the Innocents) I can see a butterfly flying around with freedom The Angel dancing on my name, with the Angel of love Remember these are just my thoughts, just thinking aloud
A friend asked me this morning how my sex life was, I kind of snickered. Sex life? Umm I barely have a life and well don't see anyone really outside of work. I don't have a sex life, though I am getting to the point where it doesn't really matter. Sex is great I will be the first to tell you that but I have too many people in my life that don't really care what happens to me. I don't need to bring in some guy just to have sex. Knowing me though it is quite ironic, normally I would be the girl to have kind of a booty call list. I have burned my little black book and kind of gave up on it. Oh well it is just sex, worse comes to worse I go buy toys.
I’m curious as to why it is that whenever I upload a photo of a guy friend it never gets rated BUT when I upload pictures of girlfriends they ALWAYS get rated???
so I had to interview people for a vacancy on my team today... Aurgh.... less than fun, but had to be done... first two thru the door were lost causes...i mean, no skills, nervous as all get out, and personalities like day old sea bass... *makes an assortment of grumpy noises* and then, In walks contestant #3... Nice guy, well dressed, polite to a fault, AND good, solid handshake.... (why is that so important to guys?...hmmm...) ran him thru the basic skills questions... very good so far... asked him some leading things about pressure situations and his responses were good... then i asked one of my fun ones... "What pisses you off?" stopped him cold... for about 3 seconds... then he grinned (very good sign) and said, "You really want to know?" "yes" "stupidity...not ignorance, stupidity..." *He's in....* I let it pass and talked to him about the job a bit and schedules... Just called his recruiter and had him offer the job to him...
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Movies, games, adult - you name it - Intelliflix has it!
Interesting Night
so i think i'm finally getting some credibility with the people at the bar i go to. I seem to be building a rapport with the common denizens... the bartenders are getting friendly and the people that are there have been really nice to me. Yesterday cowboy Steve and Bob and Annie invited me over to there apartment and we had beer and smoke it was great. Then there's Lisa and she is just really nice to talk to a older lady but really Conversave so i talk to her usually when i go there. I just seem to be really enjoying the place. so i also got to pet a cat yesterday named speedy. so awesome but doesn't purr so i didn't get that part but i miss my cat still so its nice to have a cat to pet ya know. maybe i can convince my parents to get a new cat... i doubt it though.
Internet Radio Equality Act
"Internet Radio Equality Act, Action Alert CALL YOUR SENATORS AND YOUR REPRESENTATIVE NOW TO ASK THEM TO CO-SPONSOR THE INTERNET RADIO EQUALITY ACT, S. 1353 IN THE SENATE AND H.R. 2060 IN THE HOUSE! Call Now The future of Internet radio is in immediate danger! Royalty rates for webcasters have been drastically increased by a recent ruling and are due to go into effect on July 15 (retroactive to Jan 1, 2006!). If the increased rates remain unchanged, the majority of webcasters will go bankrupt and silent on this date. Internet radio needs your help! The Internet Radio Equality Act has recently been introduced in both the House and Senate to save the Internet radio industry. Please call your senators and your representative to ask them to co-sponsor the Internet Radio Equality Act.
Interestin Days Ahead...
Hi Everyone.. well to let u all know.. the next few weeks will be real hectec around here. busy schedule.. i just got home from the lake... today.. celebrated fathers day for my husband, son, n future son in law.. and boom.. i will be gone in the morning again.. I will return for an appt wed.. n another one thursday.. and to.. do a sad venture.. have my puppy dog put down.. :( .. i am sad.. but she is 15... she can't make it anymore.. she is draggin her legs behind her.. and in alot of pain.. with some tumors.. on her back side.. its time.. she will be well missed.. but had a full life in a 1 family home.. then out the door again on friday .. back to the lake.. again... i will be home sunday for sure.. and the following friday morning leave again.. *(THE 28th) leave for a 10 day vacation at the lake.. I will return to the main computer.. *SUNDAY the 10th of July.. to all of my american friends.. HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!! To all my friends.. I will return .. fully relaxed.. n
Interestin Days Ahead...
Hi Everyone.. well to let u all know.. the next few weeks will be real hectec around here. busy schedule.. i just got home from the lake... today.. celebrated fathers day for my husband, son, n future son in law.. and boom.. i will be gone in the morning again.. I will return for an appt wed.. n another one thursday.. and to.. do a sad venture.. have my puppy dog put down.. :( .. i am sad.. but she is 15... she can't make it anymore.. she is draggin her legs behind her.. and in alot of pain.. with some tumors.. on her back side.. its time.. she will be well missed.. but had a full life in a 1 family home.. then out the door again on friday .. back to the lake.. again... i will be home sunday for sure.. and the following friday morning leave again.. *(THE 28th) leave for a 10 day vacation at the lake.. I will return to the main computer.. *SUNDAY the 10th of July.. to all of my american friends.. HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!! To all my friends.. I will return .. fully relaxed.. n
Interesting Night Last Night
I have a very eventful night last night...... I went to hang out with some friends of mine after work last night and by 10:30 pm I had to go to the hospital to get checked out to make sure everything was alright (for those of you that dont know or I didnt tell sorry I am pregnant) I have a little over two months left to go and I started having contractions at about 11 pm last night and didnt get released til 9:30 am. I only slept about 2 to 2 1/2 hours between 8 am yesterday and now so I am exhausted to say the least. But yeah so anyways there isnt much else to report so I am going to end this for now. XOXOXOXO SPOILEDBABY
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Internet Addiction
It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer-gaming habit, but if you want to give it a shot, here's what you can do: Step 1: Let go of the mouse. Step 2: Turn off the computer. Step 3: Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. Step 4: Eat something other than chips, cookies or Pop Tarts. Step 5: Date someone you didn't meet in a chat room or through Step 6: Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. Step 7: Get some sleep in bed rather than at your keyboard. Step 8: Open a window without turning your computer on! Step 9: The next time you feel an urge to blog or post a comment on a message board, go out looking for discarded beer and soda cans along the side of the road. At least that way you'll be doing something useful for society! Step 10: Stop adding ".com" to your name when you sign your e-mails and cease saying "LOL" when you hear funny jokes at work or partie
6/20/07 - Interesting
Someone thinks you're cute and sends out an unmistakable signal. What do you do? Well, if you're interested, you send something right back -- then sit and wait. A little mystery can only add fuel to the fire. Ok on here that could be easily taken so many different ways. If I'm interested in someone that person definitely knows it...just like I know it if someone is interested in me. Now as for the mystery...LOL, do I really need any more fuel added to the fires in my life?
An Intentional 1 Rater His name is the 1 rater, block him quickly
An Intentional 1 Rater His name is the 1 rater, block him quickly
Internet Love
It happens all to rare in life, you meet someone called friend That special bond that holds us close, and hangs on till the end Even rarer those bonds form `tween those who've never met Who've rolled the dice, or drew a card, played on the internet We dawn our quotes and avatars, emoticons and all We roll on floors and laugh out loud, while hugs and kisses fill the hall But in you love, i've found much more than any friend could give A warmth, a love, a passion, a reason for to live. You never come without a smile, or kind and loving thought You rouse such feelings deep within me, i had long forgot Just dots and letters, a picture of flowers, it somehow isn't fair That these are all i have my love, to show how much i care And so my dear, don't wonder why, or how we got our start Just know one thing, my sweet sweet love, you'll always have my heart. Feel free to comment
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Interested In Plastic Surgery??
I do marketing for We are an online marketing agency for cosmetic and plastic surgeons and cosmetic dentists across the country. So I figured why not get more exposure by posting a blog up on here about it. If anyone is interested in any plastic surgery procedures such as breast augmentations, facelifts, Botox, liposuction or any other form of cosmetic surgery please feel free to follow the links above. We also offer a locate a surgeon in your area section that will put you in touch directly with local surgeons to you, where you can ask any questions directly to them. You can learn more about by checking out our myspace profile which is the # 1 on my friends list. Don't forget you can always just message me on here and Ill be sure to get you the information you are looking for. We also offer many informative articles on our site that should answer a lot of your questions too. Check out our other websites such as i
so i just want to see whats it all about and so far its very interesting
This internet keeps going in and if you are trying to contact me or your talkin to me and i dont answer its just the internet going out im not trying to ignore you
Interviews In Torture Chamber
lookin 4 a cool women to help me
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" she said. "Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you." "Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..." "At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it." "I've already said NO, and NO is final!" "Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom but
Intermission Time
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International Mister Leather
International Mister Leather (IML) is an international conference and contest of leathermen and leatherwomen held annually since 1979 in Chicago, Illinois. IML's forerunner was the 1970s "Mr. Gold Coast" bar contest held at Chicago's Gold Coast leather bar, owned by Chuck Renslow and his then partner, Dom Orejudos. As the "Mr. Gold Coast" contest became one of the bar's most popular promotions, it expanded to a larger venue in 1979. Along with the change of venue came a change in name to International Mr. Leather.[1] IML is an independent contest in that there is no contract or formal connection with feeder contests.[2] To qualify, IML contestants must either be the winner of a bar, local or regional leather contest or be sponsored by a leather bar, business, club, or organization.[3] Over the years, a whole conference and another contest, the International Mister Bootblack Competition, have arisen around the IML contest. IML contest criteria First, all contestants are judge
Interesting Opinion About Benoit Murder(not My Opinion!)
Interesting what people can come up with but hey, you never know these days. ~Chand~ BENOIT DIDNT DO IT! Body: The late Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy The tragic deaths of Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy and son Daniel have shocked the wrestling world. The police are calling it a double-murder-suicide, but is it really? Let’s look at some facts. It has been 10 years exactly since Nancy divorced Kevin Sullivan to marry Chris Benoit. In the 1980’s Sullivan, along with his then-wife Nancy, were running a gimmick in wrestling of how they were Satanists, and Nancy was known as “The Fallen Angel.” She later became known as “Woman.” The trouble with the Satanists gimmick was it was for real, and was not a work, or fake. In the 1990’s Kevin Sullivan was the booker for WCW, and he scripted his wife Nancy into having an affair with Chris Benoit who was a member of the Four Horsemen. This made for a good angle, except, the acting became reality as Chris and Nancy actually fell in love
Alright just to introduce myself my name is Andrew and i am 24 year old and i live in the Monroe area. I am six foot seven about 230 pounds and really enjoy doing things that normal people do. I enjoy music dancing movies drinking normal stuff. Well i let an ex back in my life and she is starting to give me shit and fuck with me again. Who is this bitch to tell me i need to change? Who does she think she is? She is 20 years old i am 24 i have a college degree i am going to make something out of myself. I am going to dump her out of my life again she is not worth the ground she walks on most of the time. She is pretty i will give her that but other than that she is gone. Andrew
Interesting Observation
I've just discovered that I can go to work, never really do anything at all and still be paid. Generally I'm a hard working individual, I put myself into whatever it is that I'm doing. I started a new job (lets call it "Job X") over a year ago, I gave everything I could until it literally consumed me and tore apart my personal life. I saw those around me in the same positions doing nothing, just kind of being there and every now and then dropping an e-mail to the boss. I still pressed on, until one day it dawned on me that no one really cared. As long as spots are filled, there is no reason to step from the mediocre into the spectacular. To test my view, I stopped doing everything. Very abruptly, just stopped. I showed up, I filled a spot and I went home. To date not a single person has said anything... I get paid to eat, smoke and walk around talking to people! I obviously don't work in the hands on, technical world. That was a long time ago. The point I'm trying to mak
Internet True Love
You know he loves you when he gets you a blast *kisses* ty Page... Yes Ms. Funky Munky, I know you already got me one and I TRULY love you back too :) THanks to all my friends that stand behind me, no matter what I am going through or I put you through. Love ya, you know who you are. Sherliciousss :)
Conscience is but a word that cowards use Devised at first to keep the strong In awe!!!
Internet Addict
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet... You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to r
International Order Of Horror Professionals
Somehow I forgot to post this... *throw skull shaped confetti* Happy birthday! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Bev Walton-Porter, Main Office International Order of Horror Professionals P.O. Box 10575 Colorado Springs, CO 80932-1575 E-mail: International Order of Horror Professionals Celebrates First-Year Anniversary Colorado Springs, CO (PRWEB) July 7, 2007 -- The International Order of Horror Professionals, a multi-disciplinary network for individuals interested in, or already working in, the horror genre celebrates its one-year anniversary. IOHP is the first organization of its kind that caters to professionals working in all disciplines of the horror genre, including literature, film, music, multimedia and special FX/make-up, among others. Based in Colorado Springs, Colorado, a city with connections to Lon Chaney, Jr., Elvira-Mistress of the Dark and Dee Snider's movie, Strangeland, IOHP has attracted over 200 profes
Internet Surfers Save More Than 800 Cats
BEIJING (Reuters) - The power of the Internet has saved more than 800 cats from being skinned and served up on Chinese dinner tables. ADVERTISEMENT About 30 animal lovers rushed to a parking lot in Shanghai after reading an Internet posting sparked by animal rights activist Huo Puyang that said two trucks carrying cats in wooden boxes had been intercepted, Huo said on Monday. Huo's daughter-in-law had been looking for their missing pets and stumbled into the trucks, one of which sped away. The daughter-in-law called Huo, whose animal-loving friends then sent out an Internet alert last Friday. The felines were on their way to the booming southern province of Guangdong, where some residents pride themselves as gourmets who will eat anything that flies, crawls or swims. "It was a cruel sight ... Pregnant cats and kittens were packed into the boxes," Huo told Reuters. "Many cats had died and smelled," she said. "Some were trampled to death. Others bit each other." Huo al

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