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The Elf Fetish
The Elf Fetish by DireLilith© Ursule walked slowly down the wall of a valley in the mountains of Wrake. All around her, the ground was a lush green and growing color. New buds on the small trees, fresh foliage on the larger ones that sprouted up out of the side of the hills. The land was beautiful and wealthy. Night was coming quickly on, she knew. The sky was shifting, the moon rising up to catch the victims of the day that refused to sell their souls to the sun. Or so Ursule had been told as a dalhar. Just across the warrior's path was a small inn Ursule had once frequented long ago with an ogre lover. What tender moments had almost been spent there wrapped in his large arms, tender until he had thrown her ogre-fashion out of bed, and she had promptly decided that size mattered not, and finesse mattered for everything. She paused for a moment to adjust a garter strap on her leggings, thinking of that ogre and his ...special talents. Smiling to herself and head bent low, U

Elfin Leid Vector 01 Collector's Edition
Gruesome Goodness So Very glad to have found a collector's boxed version of Elfin Liedfor only $10 at Lizzy's last place of employNot for the squeamish!! Considering that there is a decapitation or amputationevery other minute across each episode :) Nothing like a high body countand who could argue with a cutie, schitzoid mutant catgirlwith telekinetic limbs of slaughter.... Worth a Definite Vidie 4.5 outta 5.... I'm not kidding, this ain't for everyone.....but Skippy you'll love it :)

El Flamenco
How beautifully you play me Fingers dance,the cypress soul Flamenco,sensual,inviting Moving through me,embers roll You hold me in late hours Caress me,sweep the shine Spanish kisses,court my skin With energy divine Captured spirit,a mere whisper Just a breath,the softest touch Tuning senses,lust enticing A forbidden erotic rush You bring to life the dance Flamenco,inviting,strong I,your spanish guitar This heart,is of your song Chenoa Shiningwater

The Elfshadow Series Written By Me
It has been a long hard ride and dusk was approaching. Larowin needed to rest for the night and get something to eat. It was too far to the next town for her horse to travel, she had to stop and make camp. She pulled her horse to a stop next to a stream, deep in the Black Forest. She needed to start hunting before it got dark. While searching out her prey, she wondered why the called it the Black Forest. Nothing here was black except after dark of course. She spotted a rabbit and reached for her bow, Dinner at last she thought. She went back to where she left her horse and made a clearing, she searched for some sticks to roast the rabbit that she shot. These should do she thought, finding the perfect sticks. It was almost dark now and she went to clean the rabbit, suddenly she heard a snap of a twig. She looked around and saw nothing and decided it was her horse. She finished cleaning the rabbit and just in time, she would starve if she had to wait any longer. She went to the clearin

Elf Song
Elf Song [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, and deals with the elves of Scotland who had long ago, in a forgotten war, sacrificed their intelligence to save their race. It was written for a lovely girl in the newsgroups, from quebec and just about to have her first baby,Jany, I liked it there until my "machine translator" failed me on some slang and I insulted everyone there.] There was a stirring in the ancient halls as every stone set into the heavy walls creaked and seemed to move slightly in its setting, candles flickered and even the animals housed in the stables outside the ancient castle went silent. Throughout every hallway and room the atmosphere was alive with tension; it was as if something unseen was silently waiting, just below the conscious level, waiting to leap free. Then at last it came, so softly at first that it could barely be heard, slowly growing in intensity until t

El Futuro De Android Es Brillante
Los Angeles Times informó que el sistema operativo Android, desarrollado por Google, se ha consolidado como el sistema operativo dominante en la categoría de teléfonos inteligentes, que se encuentra en aproximadamente el 50% de todos los dispositivos inteligentes en el primer semestre de 2012. Las cifras se refieren a un estudio realizado por la consultora Canalys los de 56 países durante el segundo trimestre en el que se constató que Android es el líder en 35 de esos territorios.Android se convirtió en el sistema operativo dominante en teléfonos de gama alta en todo el mundo a finales de 2010, cuando superó a Symbian de Nokia, una compañía de software en extinción. Tecnología finlandesa fue reemplazado por Windows Phone de Microsoft este año. Apple con su iOS, el sistema que ejecuta el iPhone, es la segunda plataforma más popular, con una cuota de mercado del 19%, mientras que la compañía de Steve Jobs es el mayor fabricante mundial de teléfonos inteligentes.El impulso de Android pare

The Elf Who Was A Giant
As many may have heard, after news of his dire condition was misconstrued into several announcements of his passing yesterday, the inevitable did actually happen thereafter and by morning May 16, Ronnie James Dio, had actually passed away from complications resulting from his fight with stomach cancer. I know how bandwagoning these events can be on the internet, but I do feel compelled as a musician to say a few words, for someone that gave me so so many years of entertainment. I followed his career all the way back from his gig with Richie Blackmores Rainbow after the Deep Purple split, and subsequently got turned on the Elf LPs aside from that. By the time I was in high school, Ozzy had left Sabbath, and Dio filled the spot, thereafter launching the Heaven and Hell legacy. It was here that his presense really took root, and the music and songwriting better exploited his talent in both voice and his zest for theatrics. It was on this tour where I first got to see

Elf Yourself Repost
To everyone. Check out this elf. If you can't open the link copy and paste it to your browser. It is fun and you can send it to all your friends. You add your own photo and then the elf does a dance. Great for the Holidays. Thank you. Hey Friends, I just made a total elf of myself. Check me out by clicking the link below. http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=0975d04404b9ebd909d085cG06122318

Elf Yourself Repost
Hey Friends, I just made a total elf of myself. Check me out by clicking the link below. http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=0975d04404b9ebd909d085cG06122318 If you can't click the link just copy and paste it to your browser. Great fun for the Holidays. Thank you.

Elf-zilla
So in my manic attempts to be a fun and winsome step mom I signed onto the committee for the children's Santa Ball Luncheon @ work. Planning and plotting begin- wicked crazy fun cool stuff in bloom. Costumes purchased. I laugh (suckers!) Am drawn to Gingerbread man full body foam-y suit with the primary desire to scream giggling "Not my gumdrop buttons" & "You monster!". Was rebuffed in that eerie Jedi way by the panel of uber mom. (Jedi being that it takes about 4 hours to go- "Oh man- that's my dick in the dirt"...) Minutes of meeting come out and to my horror and dismay realize that I was elected Santa's special helper elf. Ummmm ok. I'm 6'0", and amazon with an array of tattoo's and funky dyed black hair. Why me? Tonya claims irony. Jen claims Sadism. I'll be Elf-zilla, if only for the curly toed belled shoes that tinkle jingle ring as I walk. Oddly it seems that I have convinced a vast majority of the Polish mafia to bring their lil' people with the lure of Lizzzylock elfzilla & c

El Hombre Misterioso
La inauguración de la fiesta, como todos los años lo hacia el bisabuelo, pero, él no estaba y en su honor lo hizo su hija Sara, mi abuela, quien vestida elegantemente para la ocasión, subió al estrado. Dirigió unas palabras a los visitantes y procedió a bajar las escaleras para cortar la cinta, estaba en eso cuando tropezó, ya estaba por tocar el suelo cuando, unas manos fuertes la alcanzaron de la cintura y la alzaron por los aires posándola en el suelo media desmayada, aquellas manos pertenecían al hombre misterioso quien sabríamos más tarde se llamaba Carlos Mendez. By PINK

El Htc One X Fue Uno De Los Dispositivos Android Más Populares En El Año 2012
El HTC One X fue uno de los dispositivos Android más populares en el año 2012, antes de que fuera suplantado por el HTC One X + como el buque insignia de un modelo X en los EE.UU. y otros países. El HTC One X es ahora casi un año, y los rumores indican que sólo va a mejorar en su vejez. quad core tablet PC HTC confirmó que los mundiales HTC One X sería conseguir una mejora en Sense 5 en algún momento en el futuro, aunque, de nuevo, se advirtió que él y los demás dispositivos más antiguos, no puede obtener todas las características. Una de las características que se han mencionado como potencialmente perdidos en acción es HTC Zoe, una característica de detección que permite a los usuarios tomar fotos y video al mismo tiempo. HTC podría optar por no incluirlo porque las grandes cámaras de la PM pueden hacer tamaños de archivo demasiado grande. Dicho esto, el One X todavía se cree que está recibiendo tanto Sense 5 y Android 4.2 Jelly Bean con un lanzamiento vinculado en algún lugar en

Eliciting Values
The point of eliciting values is to find out what she wants in and from a man and then turn into that man of her dreams by providing her with it. But don't be fooled, if she says she wants her man to be tall and financially secure, you're not going to the doctor to get implants for your legs or rob a bank. What she gave you were means values, which means that tall in itself does nothing for her - what matters to her is how a tall man by her side makes her feel. And this is the key - for each means value you need to find out the ends value, which is what she really wants. Let's take the example of a tall man. Asking her "and how does a tall man make you feel?" might reveal that it makes her feel secure and protected! Aha! That's what she really wants! She wants to feel protected and secure, not a "tall man" per se. In practice, she'll reject a tall man that doesn't make her feel protected and secure right away, whereas you, who you might not be tall at all but can make h

Elieve It Or Not Im In Yet Another Contest Lol Come And Help Me On This One I Might Get A Porcha Haha
WELL IVE SEEM TO GET IN ANOTHER ONE LOL AND THIS ONE IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC YES I SAID THAT CORRECTLY ITS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC COME ON I KNOW I HAVE SOME TRUE FRINEDS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE I KNOW IT SO COME ON AND GET THOSE BOMBS OUT AND LACE THEM BOOTS UP CUZ WERE GOING IN THE BATTLE OK INLIST ON THE LINK AND THROW YOUR BOMBS

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An Elightened 'sorry' Affair For Beryl
This is just after Beryl had eaten the nectar of the Gods. And only one Asterinx. Where there are two sets of similar writings it is because I am deciding which to use and maybe it will be different again next week! Because the time spent there had been so rewarding and relaxing, Beryl thought she was now ready and brave enough to make her humble apologies. The bee thought it best to carry out the ‘sorry’ affair under the cover of darkness, when her humming would be drowned out by the jungle nightlife. Beryl and Buzby reached the target destination and hearing the cacophony wondered how the jungle inhabitants did not have damaged hearing after the nightlife had gone to bed. On finding the baboons she was aghast at their current posture – they were all asleep with their hands over their ears. “I suppose it is one way of keeping your hearing intact,” she mused. “The problem now is finding the culprit and er,” at that point Buzby stopped her in full buzz. “Tut. Tut.

Elige Ropa Orgánica Para La Ropa De Algodón Para Hombres
La ropa de algodón para hombres y mujeres, camisetas de algodón cultivadas en el cumplimiento de las normas de la agricultura orgánica es lo que la ropa orgánica es la ropa se trata. El algodón orgánico se cultiva con los insectos beneficiosos como las mariquitas en lugar del uso de plaguicidas químicos. Antes de que se envíe a la ginebra para la separación del algodón elección de las hojas y semillas de algodón se cosecha y envasado por máquinas eficientes. Después de la ginebra, el algodón está hecho en tela como algodón va a un molino y se hace girar en la rosca. En la fábrica con un ambiente de trabajo sano, el tejido es cortado y cosido en la ropa de la ropa de algodón para hombres y algodón camisetas de las mujeres.-ropa interior femenina A una tasa anual, la demanda del mercado para la ropa orgánica ha sido cada vez mayor. Esto ha traído luz a los productos positivos, nuevos y que son ecológicos en la naturaleza. El algodón orgánico aún representa sólo una pequeña

Elija Regalos De Navidad Para Novia
Al hacer compras para una mujer especial en tu vida, el estrés de no saber qué comprar puede ser enorme. Factores de curso varían de una situación a otra, por ejemplo, cuánto tiempo ha conocido a la mujer, o qué tan íntima que está con ella. Asumiendo que conocer la naturaleza de su propia relación del estrés de las compras para el regalo perfecto todavía están allí. Aunque hay muchas cosas que usted puede comprar para la mujer en su vida, muchos todavía se estresan por no saber lo que va a obtener. En este artículo son una falla no pocos, regalos seguros que usted puede conseguir una mujer. Lo que quiero decir por no fallar y seguras adornos navidad para las mujeres es algo que no importa cuántas opciones usted tiene todavía puede salir un ganador. Usted tiene opciones tales como joyas u otros regalos caros, sin embargo si usted don "t sabe lo que quiere que esto puede ser un regalo caro, con una gran decepción. Otro elemento que puede causar decepción cuando la compra de u

Eliminating The Concern Of Other People's Opinion Of One's Self
Eliminating the concern of other people's opinion of one's self Many people are sometimes concerned about how others percieve them. I know of many people who take great care of their image at their job. I know guys who are ready to fight because someone was looking at them in a wrong way. I witness some people who project a very strong image of themselves so they won’t be thought of as weak. One thing I know for sure is that no one has any control on how other people percieve them. Yet many people are concerned about what other people think. Or what would other people say. To me it appears to be the fear of losing respect from other people. And like many other fears, it may limit a person from making the correct decision, exploring possibilities, expressing themselves authentically and so on. It's true that a person's image is very important to them. People have been known to lie to protect it. People limit what they can do to avoid hurting it. People also have been kn

Eliminating The Waste In My Life
I figured I would take some time out of my crazy life to post a blog about my new status. I have decided to eliminate the waste in my life. I am tired of having no ended conversations with guys who just want sex, I am tired of having conversations were I feel like I am the bad guy everytime. I haven't slept for 4 days now I have been sick with what I think is pneumonia, seems when I lay down I just start coughing and well it hurts and I can't get comfortable. Instead of sleeping in pain I decided to stay awake and chat with my friends. Speaking of friends I have found a few new ones around this thing they call the internet. When I say I am eliminating the waste in my life please take in mind if you are or have read my blog then more then likely I don't consider you waste and you probably are considered a good friend of mine I met a great friend on fubar about 4 nights ago named Andrew..no not my b/f a different guy. He reminds me of another guy on here so much. I had a g

Eliminate Disappointment And Frustration
Disappointment and Frustration If we blindly accept someone else's beliefs or opinions - taking them as our own - then we set ourselves up for disappointment and heartache. If we do not examine another's viewpoint, in the light of our own experiences and abilities, we place the control of our happiness or sorrow in someone else's hands. A gentleman illustrated this point with a story from his own life. "My father always regarded sticking with one job as a mark of stability. This, he felt, was emotional maturity even though he stayed unhappily at the same job for years. I never questioned his opinion. "So, when I lost my first teaching job, I lost all my self-confidence as well as my father's approval. I believed I was emotionally immature and unstable. Then, after four more teaching job disasters. I discovered what the real issue was. It wasn't my lack of maturity or stability at all. It was my unsuitability to the job itself. "I discovered I hated teaching basic skills

Elimination
Wanna Play Pharoh's Elimination? rules r simple enough! 1- R/F/A Pharoh 2- rate pharoh's pyramids (only 11 pix) 3- send pharoh 50k to enter. (Pharoh is canadian prizes cost more) 4- message Pharoh with a link to the pik you wanna use. Pharoh@ fubar The prize is your choice of 1month VIP and 500G's or 7day blast and 500G's (thats half a mil and could go up depending on how many enter) How to win?? easy! get the most points and don't be Eliminated! Points will be: rates = 1 point comments = 5 points BUT you can ONLY comment YOURSELF your friends can ONLY RATE you but they will have to R/F/A Pharoh this is a SELF BOMBING contest at the end of everyday the person with the least points will be Eliminated. and the rest keep going eliminating 1 a day till the last Fu is standing to claim the prize contest will open on september 7th at 7pm FUtime and will close at 7pm FUtime everyday for Elimination and will re-open again at 7:30.

El Iphone 5 Llevaría Un Procesador Qualcomm De Cuatro Núcleos
Los más aficionados a los productos de la compañía Apple esperan con ansia la llegada de la sexta generación de su dispositivo estrella: el iPhone 5. Lo cierto es que a estas alturas, todavía no se han dado a conocer detalles oficiales al respecto, pero todo el mundo especula sobre un lanzamiento completamente renovado. Hoy tenemos que ofrecer algunos datos relativos al procesador que vendrá integrado en el dispositivo. Y es que algunos medios han empezado a divulgar información relacionada con lo que sería, en definitiva, el corazón del aparato. Según explica Digitimes, la demanda de los chips Qualcomm Quad-Core podría verse incrementada durante el cuarto trimestre del año por la integración de los mismos en el nuevo iPhone 5. De esta manera, Apple podría haber decidido implantar esta nueva tecnología de los cuatro núcleos en su flamante dispositivo. Pero, ¿qué hay de cierto en todo esto?-precio del iphone 5 El poder de los cuatro núcleos ya está más vigente que nunca. D

El Iphone 5 Contaría Con Auriculares Compatibles Con Siri
Crecen nuevos rumores sobre el futuro del nuevo teléfono móvil inteligente de Apple. Mientras esperamos el lanzamiento del flamante iPhone 5, la compañía de la manzana se encuentra trabajando en todas las novedades que traerá consigo este terminal. Y aunque todavía desconocemos datos oficiales, no podemos hacer otra cosa sino seguir prestando atención a todos los rumores que están llegando desde medios estadounidenses. En esta ocasión, tenemos que hablar de un componente externo del dispositivo, puesto que estaríamos ante la revelación de un nuevo accesorio externo que Apple podría presentar junto al iPhone 5, y quién sabe si incluirlo en el paquete de venta del terminal. Nos referimos a unos nuevos auriculares inalámbricos que serían compatibles con el sistema Siri, el nuevo mayordomo virtual que la compañía inventó para el iPhone 4S presentado el pasado mes de octubre.-cuanto costara iphone 5 Apple podría dar a conocer el nuevo iPhone 5 a partir del próximo mes de oct

El Iphone 5 Ya Tiene Versión De Dropbox Adaptada A Su Pantalla
La aplicación de Dropbox, disponible en la App Store de Apple, se actualiza hasta la versión 1.5.6. Aunque la compañía ha aprovechado para corregir algunos errores detectados anteriormente, la principal novedad de esta nueva versión es la adaptación de la propia aplicación a la resolución de pantalla Retina del iPhone 5.-iphone 5 vodafone precio Apple escogía un tamaño de cuatro pulgadas para la pantalla Retina del iPhone 5 no por capricho, sino por razones puramente técnicas y estratégicas. El formato panorámico está implícitamente relacionado con la resolución que son capaces de soportar las aplicaciones de la App Store. Aún así, empresas de servicios como Dropbox se han visto obligadas a lanzar actualizaciones para adaptarse al nuevo smartphone de la firma. Varias mejoras importantes Los actuales propietarios del iPhone 5 y asiduos al servicio de almacenamiento en la nube de Dropbox veían cómo la aplicación disponible para la plataforma iOS 6 no había sido optimizad

Eli's Dance Video!!
Hey Everybody! I entered my son into a contest on my1061.com called "My Dancing Baby". Out of all the other babies under 1, he is a top 10 finalist!!!! The only thing is, now it is up to the public to vote for their favorite dancing baby. Please, please, please, take a few seconds and click on the link down below and vote for Elias!!! You also have to check your email to confirm your vote for it to count. I hope you are able to vote for him! Thank you so much in advance!!!! http://my1061.com/pages/promo/my_dancing_baby_vote.html XOXO, VentiChai

Elise Go Bye Bye
I leave in about an hour to go to the airport so I can go to Rhode Island for a week. I can't wait its gonna be a blast. I am writing this so all who read this will know why I will not be around very much for the next week. I will prolly be on and off a few times but not as much due to the fact that I will not be home. I will see ya when I get back. *Holla to my dawg RoadRage from me and my Rhode Island Peeps*I remembered ... You should be proud!! *And a Shout to the MCGH FAMILY!! U GUYS KICK ASS!!!!*hehehehe Ok Im out!!

Elisha And The Instruments Of Miracles
So far, our SOCS Bible studies through the book of 2 Kings have all been a matter of scale. Chapter one dealt with the miracles of Elijah and the death of King Ahaziah of Israel, chapter two dealt with Elisha succeeding Elisha and some of the first miracles he performed with the power of God, and chapter three dealt primarily with how God worked through Elisha in an international skirmish. All three have had elements of the miraculous appear in the stories which more often than not have affected people Elijah and Elisha did not personally know. Indeed, the only times we see miracles -- in Augustine's words, not contrary to nature but contrary to what we know of nature -- happen to our so-far principal characters in the book is in chapter two when Elisha and Elijah remain together as peas in a pod. It never means God is inactive; it means that miracles, whether they're the changing of water into wine, feeding the multitudes, or raising the dead are always others-oriented. Nob

Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! "If you have seen any of the Pirates of the Caribbean films, no doubt, you have marveled at Elizabeth Swann's many amazing costumes. You can wear any of the following for this Halloween. Curse of the Black Pearl - Barbossa's ""Gift"" Dress. This is the red dress that Barbossa ""gives"" to Elizabeth while on the Black Pearl. Of all the dresses that Elizabeth wears, I'd say this is the one with the least detail - though, that's not saying much as there's so much detail on the other dresses. Curse of the Black Pearl - The Hanging Dress. This is the dress that Elizabeth wore to Jack's appointment with the gallows. Dead Man's Chest - Elizabeth's Pirate Costume etc."

Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters. Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise. elisabeth swan, elizabeth swann, swan halloween costume, eizabeth halloween, pirate costume

Elissa Dido
1. Elissa Dido was born in Phoenicia, which was part of which modern-day country?LebanonThe Phoenicians originated from the Mediterranean coast of present-day Lebanon. Major Phoenician cities included Tyre, Sidon and Byblos.2. Dido was the daughter of Belus, king of Tyre. What was the name of her brother?PygmalionPygmalion assassinated Elissa Dido's husband, Acherbas (referred to as Sychaeus by Virgil). According to legend, Acherbas appeared to Elissa in a dream and provided her with a ship in which she could flee Tyre and start a new life away from her brother.3. Dido is credited with founding which city?CarthageElissa Dido and her entourage crossed the Mediterranean and settled on the shores of modern-day Tunisia. They called their new city Carthage from the Phoenician words 'Qart-Haddasht', meaning 'New Land.'4. Dido made a deal with King Iarbus of Libya - he promised her as much land as she could cover with the hide of a bull. Dido cut up the bull's hide into very thin pieces which

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Defends Kermie
Elisabeth Hasselbeck of the View has a beef with Rielle Hunter, John Edwards mistress. Rielle did a seminude picture spread for GO. In some of the pictures, pantless Rielle is cuddling some of the childrens favorite characters, Kermit, Barney and Dora. Says Elisabeth, "If you're going to involve Kermit, Barney and Dora, put your pants on, okay?" That’s fair. For more http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/16/elisabeth-hasselbeck-rielle-hunter-stuffed-animals-dora-barney/?test=faces BlastFM is Kermie’s favorite internet radio station. He has great taste. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Elites Vs. Masses
by Dr. William Pierce One of the most profoundly depressing experiences an American can subject himself to these days is watching the various presidential candidates campaigning on his television screen. My god, what a sorry spectacle! Bush and McCain, Gore and Bradley: these are the "leaders" approved for us by the media masters. These are the men they have said it's OK for us to vote for, the ones they have checked out and decided are safe. And every one of these approved candidates is a man who would be marched straight to the gallows and hanged on the first day of any general cleanup of America: every one of them. There is not an honest man or a patriot among them, not one who will stand up to the media bosses or even wants to stand up to them. In Austria, where one politician who has not been approved by the media bosses somehow slipped through a crack and ended up with enough votes to gain substantial influence in the Austrian government, the Jews are organizing huge demons

Elite Mindz Lounge Now Open!!!
http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7001 copy and paste entire link into your browser's this lounge is for anyone...but it is also promoting a booter site....Tired of getting booted on yahoo...and that come here into my family and get the low-down...on some high tech shit...

Elite Hotties!
Hi! We are the Elite Hotties of CT! If you want to join us, there are a few rules! 1. NO Downrating 2. You MUST fan, rate, and add ALL members 3. You MUST tag your name 4. You MUST participate, this group is to HELP you and everyone else in it, if for some reason you decide to no longer participate, please contact us and let us know, so we can remove you. This is a Co-Ed Group :D *ATTENTION ALL ELITE HOTTIES* *Participate = When someone new joins, and they fan, rate and add you, you must fan, rate and accept...when someone needs your help, and you have time, please help!! Thank you for taking the time to read this, if you are just joining WELCOME to the group!! Be SURE to announce yourself as ELITE HOTTIE when you add someone, so they know to fan and rate you back :D OWNER = SxyLisa/OWNER of Elite Hotties /PLZ READ MY PROFILE/ Club F.A.R. Member@ CherryTAP MEMBERS = Shay/Elite Hotties Member@ CherryTAP no nik or skratch/2nd Alarm Hottie Member@

Elite Bombers Need Your Help
ELITE FAMILY BOMBERS HAS ENTERED A CONTEST AND NEED YOUR HELP TO WIN A BLAST... SO IF YOU HAVE THE EXTRA TIME PLEASE COME SHOW THIS GREAT FAMILY SOME LOVE... WE APPRECIATE IT ALL THE HELP IN ADVANCE... HERE IS THE LINK TO HELP A GREAT FAMILY OF BOMBERS.. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK AND SEND A MESSAGE LETTING US KNOW YOU ARE INTERESTED.. THANK YOU.. Scotty's And Angels Elite Bombers@ CherryTAP

Elite Crews..
HERE IS A LIST OF OUR CREW LEADER'S AND THERE ENFORCER'S AND THERE BOMBER'S S&L DESTROYER'S JUSTMEEE-ENFORCER SHAN-CREW LEADER BOMBER'S BROWNEYE'S XXX BIG SEXY XXX BUTTERFLIEZS TIT'S KITKATT SCORPGRRL420 T&D-CHARGER'S DONTCHA-ENFORCER TERESA (MSTP34)- CREW LEADER BOMBER'S STEPH KASSIDY CHAN LADY PEGICORN SABRINA DRAGON QUEEN THANK YOU ANGEL'S ELITE BOMBER'S

Elite 11?
I was just paying by debts off for my Happy Hour Giveaway (50 Happy Hour 11's) To the last two remaining participants of my give away ... When it occurred to me: Why don't I start a group of friends to help each other for a few days? I thought if 11 people got together, and promised (hopefully everyone's honest) to give each other 10 eleven's for 11 days, one of the 11 give 100 to ONE person - Each day rotating to the giver/reciever ... It would be nice way to get some points fast! I was thinking about adding 11 other things too! So, I'm going to try it - wont hurt to try ... And I think it would be fun to know for 11 days you're getting some good point AND helping others too! Please let me know if interested! Greg

The Elite Services Of Lady Velvet
*Warning: Some elements of this story are considered taboo, but please remember in reading this, that this is a FANTASY! **Thank you to the Mr. S for contributing to this fantasy!* Phone rings on Lady V’s desk and she reaches for it while her computer monitor spreads the light across her face and she reads from one of the monitors His instant message. “Here are some of the photo’s that I have of some of the girls I am interested in,” He writes. “Elite Services, this is Lady Velvet. What can I offer you?” I ask. “Well, hello Lady V! This is Mr. S. We have been discussing the arrangement online through a secure connection. Are you still interested in providing me with what I am looking for?” he asks. “Of course. We have dealt with this type of service for many years with no problem. Is this a “catch & release” or will we have a disposal to deal with?” I ask. “Money is no option. I have unlimited cash at my disposal, therefore, I wish to own them for as long as they will

The Elite Services Of Lady Velvet (pt.2)
*Warning: Some elements of this story are considered taboo, but please remember in reading this, that this is a FANTASY! **Thank you to the Mr. S for contributing to this fantasy!* Mr. S was clear as to what attire he wanted them in. A small schoolgirl skirt, no blouse, ring-gagged and tethered together. I could definitely manage his requests. I had no problem in doing so. The actual act in itself was the best part, and I was insistent about being a part of that. It was in the contract and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Mr S. was escorted to our industrial center located about 10 miles from the nearest main road. We had the building built specially for this purpose, with high ceilings and many rooms decorated with devices and pulley systems that The first girl was stripped of her top and her little school girl skirt ripped until there wasn’t much covering her little sensitive bits. The other girl was done up the same. They both were put in arm sleeves that thrust their sma

[elitist]
There's an empty, desperate feeling in my chest. It's like a pain that isn't mine. Someone close to me is hurting, at this exact moment. Don't ask me why, Don't ask me how I know. Maybe an ex lover, maybe an old friend, maybe a former crush. Doesn't matter, these feelings aren't mine. I have a binary on/off switch for my emotions 90% of the time... unless this is yearning. For what I'm not sure, for whom, I am. I'd take a pitchfork in the heart to feel her fingers traced on my chest. Why does it feel like I'm doing that already, when I'm so certain these feelings aren't mine. Just love me you fucking siren.

The Elites
Does Coming Euro Banknote Betray Hand Of The Illuminati? Jurriaan MaessenInfowars.comFebruary 12, 2013 Depiction of the mythical Europa on the latest European funny money appears to betray the guiding hand of the Illuminati. Aside from the usual arches, bridges and gateways which are depicted on the current euro banknote, the next generation of banknotes will be enriched with the countenance of the mythical figure of Europa, looking out of a window.In November 2012 the European Central Bank announced her portrait is to adorn the new euro banknote which will be put in circulation from May 2013 onward. The ECB website gives a general description

Elixer Of Life
Nothing else matters anymore, It's all about the one. The one thing that gives life, Or can even take it away. Tasting and craving it, Wanting and needing it. Every vein in my body Tells me to find it, drink it. I listen to it, Dreaming of the taste. There, now, the prey comes, Startled by my presence. A smile, a polite apology. A smile in reply, a quick movement. It's in my mouth now, Flowing down my throat in Pure ecstasy. Nothing else matters, The body falling to the ground. Now that I have it, I am alive again Forever wanting more.

Elixir
Open now your legs to me, o lubricious female, that from lush flesh betwixt may I feed my addiction. For fresh as you are on the mid-end of orgiastic delights, pregnant is your cunt with sultry admixtures, all sundry liquids of sex of both sexes. Pumped full, as you were, first by one he then another, and finally by I; and flowing as you are still with slick perfumes of your own desire; might now I, by my tongue, drink deep to replenish my male energies spent, feeding that soon I may engage another round of this carnal dance. Fluids of purity these are, yes, of pure life: For if life becomes physical in the house of your body, then what other extract may, in light of orgasm, so serve well as a symbol of lively delights? Energies pure were exchanged in the making; and energy's lure draws me now to the taking. Drinking of life, now, I imbibe with naked relish; and tonguing your cunt so, I drive you still further — to climax again, spasming with more wetness that I may drink deeper: You

Elixir Of Life
Elixir of Life: by David Fisher Swiftly you run. Cold you feel. You appear like a mirror. Clear without a speck of dust. You come in many phases. With innumerable uses. You can be as strong as steel when ice. And as versatile as plastic when liquid. You are the heart of all life. Nothing can be without a friendly stream. Yet you can take it away just as swiftly. With but a breath we fall into everlasting sleep. Deep your roots go. And far your arms reach. Sleeplessly you do your work. Immune to the passage of time. Great lakes you fill. Deep caverns you cut. The landscape you shape. With as little as a drop.

Elizajay - The Filth And The Fury
Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)time started:0727 full name:JASON nickname(s):PASTI, CROWMAN birthday:19TH FEB 1966 where were you born:NR LIVERPOOL, UK zodiac sign:PISCES height:5' 10" weight:11stone hair color:NATURAL PALE BLONDE, MOUSEY ROOTS eye color:BLUE/GREEN shoe size:11 ring size:? skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.):NORMAL blood type:? grade:? GPA:? siblings:1 BROTHER - 10Y OLDER tattoos:NO piercings:EAR-7, NOSE-1, NIPPLES-2, hobbies:ASTROLOGY, favoritecolor:PURPLE food:VEGGIE CHILLI candy:RASPBERRY TRUFFLE type of cheese:EXTRA STRONG CHEDDAR pizza topping:SEE ABOVE salad dressing:SEE ABOVE sandwich:CHEESE, MARMITE, PEANUT BUTTER cereal:CRUNCHY NUT CORN FLAKES fruit:BANANA vegetable:SPROUT berry:STRAWBERRY cake:

Elizabeth's Progress
Hello all, just wanted to put it here too. Elizabeth is doing well. She is more like her old self now. She is still in need of her chemo treatments and her blood transfusions, and also your prayers. I am putting the address below so you can donate a toy or some onsie clothings for her or even just send her a get well soon card. Please tell everyone you know about her situation and maybe we can get more blood donations to her. Thank you for everything, and it is greatly appreciated by us all. Elizabeth Ann Dugar c/o St. Jude Children's Research Hospital 332 N. Lauderdale St. Memphis, TN. 38105 patient number: 25648 ~Christyl~

Elizabet Bathory (1560 - 1614)
Elizabeth Bathory was born in Hungary in 1560, approximately a hundred years after Vlad the Impaler died. One of her ancestors Prince Steven Bathory, was even a commanding officer who helped Vlad Dracula In 1546, when he claim the throne in Wallachia back again. At the time Elizabeth was born, her parents George and Anna Bathory belonged to one of the oldest and wealthiest families in the country. Her cousin was the prime minister in Hungary, another relative was cardinal, and her uncle Stephan later became King of Poland. But the Bathory-family, beside the very rich and famous, also contained some very strange relatives. One uncle was known to be a devil-worshipper, and other members of the family were mental insane and perverted. In the spring 1575, at the age of 15, Elizabeth was married to Count Ferencz Nadasdy, who was 25. The Count added her surname to his, so Elizabeth could keep her family name Bathory. After the marriage they moved to Castle Csejthe a mountaintop fortres

Elizabethtown...
I sit in my office watching a movie I vowed I would never watch due to it would probably make me cry. And you know I hate crying, it shows I am weak at times, it shows I am a woman. I hurt and I bleed, and yes I do cry it just takes alot to get me there. So I'm watching this movie, and seeing how the leading female character changes the leading male character's life is a more positive way. I am reminded how much you mean to me. I am reminded that with just a simple look, text, or call how you ground me again. How you make this mess of a person feel so important. You seem to be willing to take my offers more now a days. Less timid to say no, and more willing to say yes when I offer to help you out. I'm starting to get you, I'm starting to fall for you, I'm starting to like this whole distance thing. I've stopped feeling like I need to be someone I am not. I can enjoy music again, I can cry, I can be weak. Because in the end I feel like you would be there to catch me, and hol

Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Pirates! For the less traditional, but definitely hot this year you'll want to check out the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest inspired costumes, like Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones and Elizabeth Swan. Create your own Elizabeth Swann Costume Costume Materials required for creating your Elizabeth Swann Halloween Costume. (1) one white cotton long-sleeve blouse (1) one yard of white lace (1) one women's size small vest (1) one women's belt (1) one pair of brown cotton pants (1) one pair of cuffed boots (1) one small adult sized hat Elizabeth Swan, Elizabeth Swann, Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume, Elizabeth Swan Halloween, Elizabeth Swan Costume, Halloween Costume, Halloween Dress, Elizabeth Swan Dress, Elisabeth Swan http://www.squidoo.com/ElizabethSwanHalloweenCostume/ http://elizabethswan3.we

Elizabeth - The Golden Age
Historically not very reliable in detail (so much as I know the subject), could have used more Elizabethan and any Spanish Renaissance music (the dances "by" -actually collected by, I believe? - Tielman Susato aren't Spanish, but Dutch, that I know of, so the scorecard of contemporary works listed at the end of the film... - music is always regarded as of great importance, for it is left to the end of the credits, to see the list! - is: one work by John Dowland (English), one or two "by" Tielman Susato... - the rest were modern...) - and one somewhat gratuitous sex scene, one nude scene, suggesting body comfort I'm not at all sure people of that era (late 1500s, England) -had-. That said... that's by way of getting the gripes out of the way. Though the material I appreciated and enjoyed was mostly in the "things I don't know so much about" area- the costumes looked period enough, there was an apt -sharpness- about the Queen's personality most of the time and an interesting wit to

Elizabeth Barret Browning.. Poem
If thou must love me, let it be for nought Except for love's sake only. Do not say, I love her for her smile . . . her look . . . her way Of speaking gently . . . for a trick of thought That falls in well with mine, and, certes, brought A sense of pleasant ease on such a day- For these things in themselves, Beloved, may Be changed, or change for thee- and love so wrought, May be unwrought so. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Elizabeth Barrett Browning
By Elizabeth Barrett Browning How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints!---I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!---and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

Elizabeth Dugar
Friends, this 20 month old is in a second battle with cancer, her AML (Acute Meyloid Leukemia) has returned. She's only been home 3 months, and it looks like her remission is over with. Her parents and baby sister are going with her back to St. Jude in Tennessee to get tested for donar matches. They are considering a bone marrow transplant for little Elizabeth as a course of treatment for her this time. All I am asking is please help make a baby's Christmas a little brighter, if you pray please pray for her family and friends, and please pray she gets well. I will keep posting updates on her condition. Thank you all for reading this.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning - Sonnets From The Portugese
If thou must love me, let it be for nought Except for love's sake only. Do not say `I love her for her smile ... her look ... her way Of speaking gently, ... for a trick of thought That falls in well with mine, and certes brought A sense of pleasant ease on such a day' For these things in themselves, Beloved, may Be changed, or change for thee,--and love, so wrought, May be unwrought so. Neither love me for Thine own dear pity's wiping my cheeks dry, A creature might forget to weep, who bore Thy comfort long, and lose thy love thereby! But love me for love's sake, that evermore Thou may'st love on, through love's eternity.

Elizabeth Bathory
A Cloak for the Lord of Cats They say I bathe in blood, the fools; they do not ask about the bones. Embraced by arms of light from the Süleyman's East, translucent white, I entreat the clouds and the Lord of Cats. And when the lynx of darkling hills presses away day's warmth, I then beseech the Trinity, whose music, floating and certain, haunts the village. It is Ilona's voice. I would devour it. I wish to slip inside the glove of her body, singing my prayers to the night and the morning and the day of change and documents and distant, ugly death. Erzsébet, countess, signing and sealing in four languages while the sun courses over Castle Cséjthe, I am mother. I am lover. And wife to an absent warrior. The seasons on this searching mountain, the stays in Sárvár, Beckov and Keresztur, the days even in Vienna, are seldom punctuated by the discoveries of childhood, in the stead of which is the detritus of war. Now, surrounded by drools, I husband my knowledge for the nights, when moo

Elizabeth Cady-stanton
"The memory of my own suffering has prevented me from ever shadowing one young soul with the superstitions of the Christian religion." "The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation." "The bible teaches that woman brought sin and death into the world, that she precipitated the fall of the race, that she was arraigned before the judgment seat of Heaven, tried, condemned and sentenced. Marriage for her was to be a condition of bondage, maternity a period of suffering and anguish, and in silence and subjection, she was to play the role of a dependent on man's bounty for all her material wants, and for all the information she might desire...Here is the Bible position of woman briefly summed up." She wrote of the Bible, "I found nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals inculcated in the Pentateuch. Surely the writers had a very low idea of the nature of their god. They made him not only anthropomorphic, but of

Elizabeth Bathory Aka The Blood Countess
I love history's of vampires and Bathory has to be my most favorite she was a strong woman and the first female vampire in history. Short Biography of the life of Elizabeth Bathory - Lady Dracula The following biography information provides basic facts about the life Elizabeth Bathory: * Nationality - Hungarian * Nickname: The notorious Elizabeth Bathory is also known as Lady Dracula * Lifespan - 1560 - 1614 * Born: August 7, 1560 in modern-day Slovakia * Married: Count Ferencz Nadasdy in 1575 * Spent her early married life living in the home of her husband - Nadasdy Castle in Sarvar, Hungary * Count Ferencz Nadasdy took Elizabeth Bathory's surname when they married giving her the full title of Countess Elizabeth Bathory Nadasdy. * Lady Dracula's Castle: Count Ferencz Nadasdy gave his wife the Countess Elizabeth Bathory Nadasdy Cachtice Castle in modern Slovakia ( then

Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815-1902), American Suffragist:
I found nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals inculcated in the Pentateuch. Surely the writers had a very low idea of the nature of their god. They made him not only anthropomorphic, but of the very lowest type, jealous and revengeful, loving violence rather than mercy.

Elizabeth Bathory
if u don't mind reading..... Elizabeth Bathory Elizabeth Báthory (Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian, Alžbeta Bátoriová-Nádašdy in Slovak, August 7?, 1560 - August 21, 1614), the Bloody Lady of Čachtice, was a Hungarian countess and the most famous serial killer in Slovak and Hungarian history. She spent most of her life at the Cachtice castle. She and four collaborators are said to have tortured and killed numerous girls and young women (20 - 2000 victims, depending on the source). In 1610, she was imprisoned in solitary confinement, where she died. Her collaborators were executed. Her guilt has never been proven. Various legends about her life, including the idea that she bathed in or drank the blood of servant girls, are thought by some to have been the origin of numerous vampire myths, the Dracula story, and the trope of the sexually sadistic vampiress in particular. The Báthory lineage The ancestors of Elizabeth (the Hun Gutkeled clan) came to the Hungarian King

Elizabeth... I'm Comin To Join Ya
OMG... Ok so I let my 13 year old son stay home from school today because he was sick. I log in my computer and what do I find staring at me? Pussy! Black, White, Asian, Hispanic... you name it he was looking. Tits... ass... whatever. I called him in to let him know what I found. Poor thing was soooo embarrassed. I told him not to be, but don't do it again. My lil boy isn't as innocent as I thought. Oh well... I guess it's time to have "The Talk" HELP! lol

Eliza Is Merely A Program
Intensive googling - the only kind I do - dredged up the information regarding a simulation conversation program named ELIZA... (MOVE YER BLOOMIN ARSE!!). You will find her charming. You will find her caring. You will find her empathetic. You will find her on your wavelength, no matter what length it is. MY DICK IS HUGE (you say) How huge is your dick (Eliza inquires) OMG YER LIKE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS, OH AND IT IS 10 INCHES (you moan in lust and lies) A girl would have to be a dream to believe your dick was 10 inches (I remove the programming and answer from my own mind). Your fantasy is crushed, but oh well. Now lets move on to the Cuckoo Bird. But first I have some things to do. More later... (hours latah... - said in the voice of the Spongebob Squarepants narrator)

Elizabeth Evans Chapter 13
Elizabeth Evans I arrived at Bella’s house at the usual time, waiting for her in my Volvo. She bounced out with a smile on her face, and raced to the car. I got out and opened the passenger door for her; she didn’t hesitate to get in. We drove to school in silence, both remembering our day together. I parked the car in my usual spot and went around opening the door for her; she stepped out and took my hand. We walked together to her first class; I kissed her cheek gently and headed off to mine. I was walking to quickly and not paying attention, when I bumped in to Elizabeth Evans. "Oh god, I'm so sorry" I said as I bent down to help her pick up her books that had been strewn across the floor. "Don't worry about it" she said loosely. We finished picking up her books and stood up at precisely same time. Our eyes met, I noticed her eyes were more turquoise then green. There seemed to be sadness in her eyes. She smiled, and fluttered her eye lashes at me. I was lo

Elizabeth Taylor's Pearl Necklace Bid In Excess Of 900 Million Yen
Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry was auctioned by Christie's major auction in New York,U.S.Elizabeth Taylor's favorite pearls necklace,transmitted from the 16th century,was sold for 11.84 million dollars(approximately 920 million yen) . Are found in the Gulf of Panama (Panama) in the 16th century, this pearl is called "La Peregrina (La Peregrina)" and is owned by Philip II of Spain. Thereafter transmitted to the Spanish royal family, has also appeared in the portrait of the princess (Velazquez) drew Velazquez in the 17th century. After that, went to France while (Joseph Bonaparte) was ruled Spain short Joseph Bonaparte, 1969, are listed in the auction, Richard Burton actor it was the husband at the time of Mr. Taylor Mr. (Richard Burton) won the bid at $ 37,000 (about 2.9 million yen). Cartier necklace is decorated with (Cartier), U.S. dollars 200-3000000 expected was the amount of the successful bid (230 million yen to 100 million about 60 million), and the fierce bidding, the value is s

Elizabeth - Trading Yesterday
There's a mystery to what her love can doAnd she has a way of taking over youShe can hold your heart with every move she makesBut a single smile is really all it takesShe'll make you forget the way life used to beBecause once you let her in, she will take your everythingCause her name is always ElizabethAnd she'll take your heart away and apologize for breaking itJust the same, love of any other kindWould simply be a waste of time to meShe will tell me that her loves a day awayAnd there's something in her eyes that makes me stayBut her expectations are too great for meSo she'll leave me for the man I'll never beShe took all I had from beginning to endBut if I had another chance, I'd probably do it all againCause her name is always ElizabethAnd she'll take your heart away and apologize for breaking itJust the same, love of any other kindWould simply be a waste of timeThe New York sky's finding me lonely in love tonightThis way I deal can't take away what is realOr change how I feelCause

Elizabeth - Ziggy Marley
Uncle sam is a naughty old man he says he wants you but he only wants to use youHe has a woman named Elizabeth she walk the streets selling her body for gloryImmoralityThey get drunk from the blood of saints not the kind that are made into statuesHer brother john drinks wine all day he and his friendsTrying to take our souls awayOh it's sad to say but uncle sam is going to have his dayAnd they will weep for ElizabethUncle sam is a naughty old man he says he wants you but he only wants to use youHe has a woman named Elizabeth she walk the streets selling her body for gloryImmoralityThey get drunk from the blood of saints not the kind that are made into statuesHer brother john drinks wine all day he and his friends his friendsThey can't take our souls awayOh it's sad to say but my uncle sam is going to have his dayAnd they will weep for Elizabeth

Elizabeth Ii And Prince Charles
2006, Burberry ushered in the current CEO CEO Angela Allen Deitz (Angela Ahrendts), she is neither a brand founder, nor family members, but with amazing leadership and superb digital marketing tactics led Burberry In just five years time, revenue doubled, and the luxury brand back into the top ranks.Burberry sunglasses Angela Allen Deitz (Angela Ahrendts) - Burberry bags - British Burberry Chief Executive Officer and Executive Director introduced.Herve Leger Bandage Dress As of September 30, 2011 fiscal year, the upper half of its revenues and profits amounted to 830 million pounds and 117 million pounds, compared with the same period last year increased by 29.4% and 41.03%, in 2011 "BrandZ world's most valuable brands 100 "ranked the top ten luxury. Founded in 1856, Burberry, with distinctive checkered pattern is well known, was Britain's Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles twice awarded the Royal Warrant. Today, among the constituent stocks of the FTSE 100 Index list of Burberry,

Elizabeth - Edgar Allan Poe
Elizabeth, it surely is most fit[Logic and common usage so commanding]In thy own book that first thy name be writ,Zeno and other sages notwithstanding;And I have other reasons for so doingBesides my innate love of contradiction;Each poet - if a poet - in pursuingThe muses thro' their bowers of Truth or Fiction,Has studied very little of his part,Read nothing, written less - in short's a foolEndued with neither soul, nor sense, nor art,Being ignorant of one important rule,Employed in even the theses of the school-Called - I forget the heathenish Greek name[Called anything, its meaning is the same]"Always write first things uppermost in the heart."

2008 Elko Motorcycle Jamboree
Just wondering if any of my friends will be attending the Jamboree this year. This will be my first year and I hear it's a blast. Nazareth will be here in Concert. Hit me up if your gonna be in Elko, NV for this in June...Would love to meet ya. http://www.elkomotorcyclejamboree.com/ Thanks

Ella Se Fue
Ella se fue... Aún me acuerdo cuando te deje, ahora se que yo me equivoque, son las lagrimas que te llore, todo fue un error, tal vez, lo se. Aún me acuerdo cuando te deje, ahora se que yo me equivoque, son las lagrimas que te llore, todo fue un error, tal vez, lo se. Porque te deje? me equivoque, perdoname, mi amor, estoy llorando, estas lagrimas son de dolor. No hay nada mas triste que una casa vacia, la mujer que queria se fue por culpa mia, ahora extraño su simple compañia y las cosas hermosas que ella me decia, sin embargo yo no correspondia, sabiendo que sufria, me da melancolia. Ciego estaba, muy mal que la trataba y por mucho tiempo con otra la engañaba, no me importaba su cariño, su amor, y ahora por ella yo muero de dolor. Se seco la flor porque nunca la regue, lentamente fue muriendo y nunca lo note; espero mis lagrimas algun dia la retoñen entiendo sus razones, espero y me perdone, yo mismo la empuje, no puedo quejarme, y solo sus recuerdos

Ella Es Loco.
I have a baby on my lap. Her smells good. I'm eating left over pizza too. I went to the doctor. He says I have an ear infection AND sinus infection and the fluids in my head were making me dizzy and nauseated and the heat from the shower fueled my almost pass outage. Hehe. I feel better. I got a shot in the booty. :]]]]]]

Ellalator Goes Down The Hole...
People who take the elevator to go up or down 1 floor really annoy me. So far, I have been successful at keeping my inner dick at bay, but I don't know how long I will be able to contain it before I say something.

Ella's Very Very Hungry Pussy
Ella's Very Very Hungry Pussy by scrappy82001 © Once upon a very very long time ago, a woodcutter, his wife, and young daughter lived in the forest next to the village that surrounded a beautiful castle. The man was a very very good woodcutter and his wood was highly valued by all of the ladies in the village. Each morning the woodsman would wake and load his wagon. His wife and daughter would give him a hug and a kiss and watch him walk off, calling as he always did, "I'VE GOT WOOD! I'VE GOT WOOD!" To her credit, the woodsman's wife had no problem with her husband leaving their little house each morning because she knew he always returned each night with his best wood left for her. The men of the village either worked the fields or in the castle so only the ladies and children of the village were home when the woodsman made his rounds. The ladies always cried with happiness when they heard the woodsman approaching. The loved the strong, straight, hard wood the woodsman alwa

Ella Fitzgerald-cry Me A River
Now you say you're lonely You cried the long night through Well, you can cry me a river Cry me a river I cried river over you Now you say you're sorry For being so untrue Well, you can cry me a river Cry me a river Cause i cried, i cried, i cried a river over you You drove me, Nearly drove me out of my head While you never shed a tear Remember? I remember all that you said Told me love was to plebeian Told me you were through with me Now you say, you say you love me Well, just to prove you do Cry me a river Cry me a river I cried a river over you You drove me Nearly drove me out of my head While you never shed a tear Remember? I remember all that you said Told me love was too plebeian Told me you were through with me.. And now, now you say you love me Well, just to prove you do.. Come on! And cry cry cry me a river... Cry me a river Cause i cried a river over you If my pillow could talk Imagine what it would have said Could it be a river of te

Ella
Ella's always on stagein her velvet skirts and shiny shoesNight after night Patrons come and goThe music swellsElla takes her place.Dance Ella Dance -A fine tarantella.Your ankles are dainty like none that I've seen.Dance for me Ellaand a fine gold coin I will lay at your feet."Much obliged Mr. Darcy"When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Ella waited for the next song.Dance Ella Dance -a slow and sultry tangoPlease take my soul with the command of your hips.Dance for me Ella and my heart you shall haveat your command shall I be."Much obliged Mr. Collins."When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Ella waited for the next song.Dance Ella Dance -a spirited can-can.I've only heard of the dancewon't you show me how it's done.Dance for me Ellaand I shall shower you with flowersa rose for each kick."Much obliged Mr. Sheppard"When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Dizzy from spinning Ella sat

Ell As Opinions From Both Sides Of The Bet
INSIDE THE LINES returns to the airwaves. The popular radio show, which looks at the sport from a unique wagering perspective, begins a new season Sunday, Aug. 26 at 10 a.m. ET on Bell Media sports radio stations – TSN 1050 Toronto, TSN 990 Montreal, TSN 1290 Winnipeg, TEAM 1040 Vancouver and TEAM 1200 Ottawa. Host Arnie Spanier, along with "House Money" Steve Rapp and Dan Berlin take listeners through all the football action on Sundays, giving fans injury and line updates, as well as opinions from both sides of the betting spectrum. The show, the longest running of its kind, is presented by bet365.net and can be heard right across Canada at 10 a.m. ET. "We have been providing one-of-a-kind, up-to-the-minute information to wagering sports fans on Sunday mornings for 11 years", said Steve Rapp. "We couldnt be happier to now be across the country with the leader in sports broadcasting in Canada. It is an exciting move for us and for bet365.net." "INSIDE THE LINES is the type of spo

Ellen Hopkins
December sinks like grief through flannel and sinew, burrows into the depths of my bones. Neither stew nor bourbon knows the way of thawing marrow. Come, lie with me, blanket me in the thin heat of skin drunk with need evoked. Haunt my bones with ghosts of late September. Ellen Hopkins

Ellen Hopkins Poem
Into the Ether As evening leans against morning, she grows tired of the wait, folds up her heart again. It isnt the first time shes opened it, gingerly peeled back the flaps like a time-brittled envelope. Inside is a listpromises, withered; hours, crushed into ether; unanswered questions; desire, decayed. He will not come tonight. She closes her eyes, feigns his touch. Skin remembers what the heart must forget. Ellen Hopkins

Ellenbailey
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Ellerbe Road School
Ellerbe Road School This is the infamous Ellerbe Road School, whose original name is George Washington Carver School. It is supposedly haunted, and is located far down Ellerbe Road. The school started out as a school for black children in the southern part of Caddo Parish. It was later integrated, although due to poor attendance, was closed down. The school remained closed until is was purchased by Baptist Tabernacle, which moved its Baptist Christian College there. The college faced many problems including financial and accreditation problems. Baptist Tabernacle eventually moved out of this facility, and the school has been vacant ever since. Along with abandonment, there are several rumors, there are several rumors that plague the school. The most famous may be of the fire that occurred while the school was still open, killing some of the students there. It is also said that one of the janitors molested some of the students and that one day the janitor and some o

Elle Fashion Kerstin Schneider Boss Buy Bikini
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Ellen Simonetti Stars In Episode Two Of Jaques
Ellen Simonetti is a former Airline Stewardess who became the firsr blogger ever to be fired for something that she posted on her blog. And she allowed me to write this fictional story about her that has now been published on Yahoo. And I have also listed links to explain her situation that are confined within my story, that is free for all to read.

Elle A Jugé Que Les Ligues De Baseball De Fantasy étaient Gratuits à Utiliser Les
Retour en 2005, CDM, une firme de baseball sport fantastique, a poursuivi la principale association League Baseball (représenté par Media Superior) pour celle appropriée pour travailler avec les joueurs? Les noms et les statistiques sans avoir avoir à payer des droits de licence. L'organisation sportive imagination remporté déterminée par le fait que les droits de premier amendement estiment que les données sont dans le domaine public et ne tombera pas sous le droit de séjour intellectuelle.En 2006, maillot de foot 2013，une situation comparable a été présenté à Saint-Louis. Cette fois, la juge Mary Ann Medler refusé de même entendre la situation. Elle a jugé que les ligues de baseball de fantasy étaient gratuits à utiliser les statistiques des joueurs et des noms en raison du fait qu'ils ne sont pas de la maison intellectuelle de Main League Baseball ou les associations de joueurs.Fantasy Football Les joueurs du site À propos de LawsuitA beaucoup de fans dans le blog-o-sphère so

Elliot Yamin~ Wait For You
I never felt nothing in the world like this before How I'm missing you and I'm wishing you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know; so now I'm all alone Girl you could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more than I can stand And all my tears, they keep runnin' down my face Why did you turn away? So why does your pride make you run and hide Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you want it to be So baby I will wait for you Cause I don't know what else I can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine, it just ain't true I really need you in my life No matter what I have to do I'll wait for you Been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You gotta be feeling crazy How can you walk away (When) Everything stays the same I j

Elliot Yamin - Moddy's Mood For Love
There I go, there I go, there I go, there I go Pretty baby you are the soul, snaps my control Such a funny thing but everytime your near me I never can behave You give me a smile and I'm wrapped up in your magic There's music all around me Crazy music, music that keeps calling me so Baby close to you, turns me into your slave Come on and do with me any little thing that you want to Anything, baby just let me get next to you So am I insane or do I really see heaven in your eyes? Bright as stars that shine up above you In the clear blue sky, how I worry bout you Just can't live my life without you Baby come here, don't have no fear Oh, is there wonder why I'm really feeling in the mood for love So tell me why, stop to think about this weather, my dear This little dream might fade away There I go talking out of my head again baby won't you come and put our two hearts together That would make me strong and brave Oh, when we are one, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid

Elliot Smith
Haven't laughed this hard in a long timeI better stop now before I start cryingGo off to sleep in the sunshineI don't want to see the day when it's dyingShe's a sight to see (sight to see)She's good to me (good to me)But I'm already somebody's babyShe's a pretty thingAnd she knows everythingBut I'm already somebody's babyYou don't deserve to be lonelyBut those drugs you've got won't make you feel betterPretty soon you'll find it's the onlyLittle part of your life you're keeping togetherI'm nice to youI could make it throughBut you're already somebody's babyI could make you smileIf you stayed a whileBut how long will you stay with me, baby?Because your candle burns too brightWell I almost forgot it was twilightEven if I think that you are rightWell I'm tired of being down, I got no fightYou're wonderfulAnd it's beautifulBut I'm already somebody's babyAnd if I went with youI'd disappoint you tooWell I'm already somebody's babyAlready somebody's baby

Elling My A Off
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Ello
Good Mornin guys. I need to finish my Easter shopping today. Wonder what today will hold. Too early too tell if its gonna suck or not.in 27 days I will be 31 :( Anyhow here's one of my most favorite songs! They like to get you in a compromising position They like to get you there and smile in your face They think they're so cute when they got you in that condition Well I think it's a total disgrace CHORUS: I fight authority, Authority always wins I fight authority, Authority always wins I been doing it since I was a young kid I come out grinnin' I fight authority, Authority always wins So I call up my preacher I say, "Give me strength for Round 5." He said , "You don't need no strength, you need to grow up son." I said, "Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying "And dying to me don't sound like all that much fun." Oh no oh no I fight authority Authority always wins

Ello Everyone. . . Just A Quick Question. . .
I can't decide on a hair cut I want. . . Should I. . . A) Get it short enough to spike? B) Shave my head? C) Emo cut? (Reverse fade, long in front short in back) D) Layers? Give your own suggestions!!!

Ellowynthe
Ellowynthe by drksideofthemoon © Any resemblance to anyone alive or dead is simply a fluke. All characters are 18 years of age or older. Thanks to Selenakittyn for her edit, and Dampy for the idea. Ellowynthe lit upon a budding cherry tree. She was a wood sprite, a magical creature of the forest. Ellowynthe had never been to this village before. It sat at the northernmost regions of the land. Spring had arrived and the snow had retreated to the base of the surrounding mountains. Bits of budding plant life were visible in the countryside. The sun had regained its warmth and shone down upon the land and the people. She looked at the villagers with interest. It looked like it was a festival day. The villagers were dressed in their best finery. The women all had bright ribbons tied in their hair—red and blue ribbons for betrothed women, yellow and violet for women that were promised to a man, and white and green ribbons for maidens that were available for courting. Men that

Ello Ello
So just a few hours left until i leave this town I live in..... On my way to a new life and new state. Scared a lil leaving everything i know. Everyone I have been friends with. But... Above all else I am excited! 17 hour drive awaits me to my destinantion..... then a 5 hour drive to someone special!! I'll bee off here for a couple days but will be back to give some good texas loving... lol. See ya on the flipside. DEUCES!!!

Ello Again
Hey Yall, Long time no talk. Been really busy. Nothing much ever really changes. Im still single and still job hunting. I think that is going to be the story of my life. Missouri still sucks so im trying to find a way out in the form of a job. Well peeps send me messages or get on yahoo. Im not online much but will try to write again soon.

Ello
Hi there. I'm Achmed. I just got back from japan. It was cheaper for me to get fix there than in China where I was I first made. I'm so happy. I got married to 1 of my 69 virgin's. The problem is. She's always touching me..... I couldn't kill her not even for a ice cream sandwich. She asked me to use my cell phone. I gave it to her . She had to call the verion guy, but she didn't know that the cell phone was going to go off 4 seconds. I also didn't tell her that my father is really Walter. I put her in the box with him.

Ello Luvies.
Not gonna be around today. If you see me on i'm mobile so MESSAGE me because I can't respond to shouts when I'm on my cell. LOL This is going to be a fun day, I get to see one of my favorite guys play today so I'm gonna have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Have a great day luvies!

'ello Ladies ;)
Hey gorgeous women.... Seems there is a chainsomethinganother going around round these parts.... so, here's the PoStaL spin... I ♥ you all! you are gorgeous, intelligent, strong and unique!!! NOW...HERE'S THE DAMN BLURBISH THANG The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, She will always be safe. Luv you Girl!!!! I LOVE YOU ....SISTA! ♥ PoStaL

'ello N Stuffs
My son is ill today, I'm getting a late start. Good news, I think I got the hotel...*still keeping fingers crossed until bid is signed* AND I finally got off my ass and got my domain registered and web hosting going on... Bad news, no bling pack money :( sorry people..may be awhile before I can bling again... but, in the long run...this will work out to be way way way more better :D hehe I'll keep family posted on how the website is developing... ♥ most of you. PosTaL um..holy wow..ok, now I can bling againLOL!thanks!!psst...someone gave me a bling pack..what a nice person huh??

, Ello No Garantiza Necesariamente Una Mejor Atención Al Paciente
Otra cuestión importante se refiere al título de posgrado de doctorado en medicina [16]. En un excelente artículo, Nikendei et al [4] discutieron el valor del título de Doctor en Medicina en el futuro. Este tímaillot foot tulo no es una condición sine qua non para llevar a cabo estudios de posgrado o para practicar la medicina. En Alemania, alrededor del 90% de cada promoción obtiene el título de Doctor en Medicina. Sin embargo, ello no garantiza necesariamente una mejor atención al paciente. Por el contrario, la búsqueda de un tema para el trabajo de doctorado en proyectos de investigación científica básica a menudo pueden provocar retrasos en la finalización de los estudios de medicina, en la medida en que los estudiantes no pueden dedicar tiempo suficiente al desarrollo de capacidades clínicas, la asistencia a clases, etc. La selección de maglie da calcio de football. El grupo constituido por Participantes de ciudadanía española Que simboliza la Real Federación un Españ

Ellsworth
Grandma burned the biscuits Nearly took the house down with it Now she’s in assisted livin’ We all knew that day would come We knew she was too gone to drive The day she parked on I-65 Found her on the shoulder cryin’ She didn’t know where she was It’s like her mind just quit Oh, but bring up grandpa It’s like someone flipped a switch Chorus A front porch light and blue Desoto Couple of straws in a Coca-Cola You could see it all goin’ down A handsome boy in army green A tear on his face, down on a knee Shaky voice, a diamond ring She’ll put you in that town Tomorrow she won’t remember what she did today But just ask her about Ellsworth, Kansas 1948 She takes out his medals A cigar box of letters Sits and scatters pictures Black and whites of days gone by We started losin’ her when she lost him But to hear her carry on You’d swear she’s seventeen again Chorus Football games and leaves are cracklin’ Walking her home in his letter jacket You

Ells Agent And They Mutually D
SALT LAKE CITY -- The Utah Jazz will not allow disgruntled guard Raja Bell to join the team for training camp even though he remains under contract and they havent been able to agree on buyout terms. Utah Jazz general manager Dennis Lindsey issued a statement Friday on Bell, who has publicly feuded with coach Tyrone Corbin. Lindsey says in his statement that he has spoken with Bells agent and they mutually decided it is in the "best interest" of both sides that he not rejoin the team. The 35-year-old Bell is set to make $3.5 million this season, his last year under contract with the Jazz. But he said at the end of last season that he didnt want to play for Utah this year and was critical of Corbin and the organization. Cheap NFL Jerseys . -- Jimmie Johnson thought somebody had traded paint with his motorhome. Cheap MLB Jerseys . -- BJ Youngs career at Arkansas might be over after just one season. http://www.azulvirtual.org/hot.html . There were bright spots during Indys 31

Ðellusion
Look Ðeep into self and find what you Hiðe so openly... Find the lie's you tell yourself everyðay just to get by... Finð The truth beneath the layers you have covered so well... Peal them away... Peace by Peace... Layer by Layer... What ðo you have left??? Ðo you finð the person who you thought you were??? ...No... What you finð is no bigger than a peace of rice... As small as a grain of sanð... The Illusion of the worlð has kept you so small anð frail... Ðenying yourself... Closing your Eye's... Shutting out what others see in you... Silencing the Ðemons that scream insiðe... You hiðe your shame so well... Can you holð out anylonger???

Elmaz Abinader's Profile Of An Arab Daughter
ELMAZ ABINADER's ~ Profile of an Arab Daughter THE EVENTS OF SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, produced grief and fear in many people. And they raised questions about how one's country of origin can become important. In spare, imagistic prose, this piece gives us a snapshot of a dutiful and fearful Arab daughter after September 11. Elmaz Abinader (b. 1954) is a memoirist, poet, and performance artist. Her collection of poems, In the Country of My Dreams (1999), won the 2000 Oakland PEN Josephine Miles Award, and she has been awarded a Fulbright Senior Service Scholarship for study in Egypt. "Profile of an Arab Daughter" was first published in the Fall 2001 issue of Ai Jadid: A Review & Record of Arab Culture and Arts. Mother has fallen and fractured her pelvis. She was reaching for a jar in her kitchen and lost her balance. This is not her first fall. She has two artificial hips and was just recovering from the last time her foot gave way -- that time, her toe caught on the edge of the carpe

El Mago Noctorno
He come on my page and rates me a 9 and my pic a 9.. not bad.. THEN RIPS MY DEFAULT PICTURE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! i dont know why he has my default picture.. ive never spoken to him before in my life.. can you help me get that picture removed.. somehow!? 'el_mago_nocturno09' just ripped your 'photo'! · el_mago_nocturno09 rated your photo a '9'! · el_mago_nocturno09 rated you a '9'! el_mago_nocturno09@ fubar

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Google y Apple son dos empresas más famosas en el mundo entero, ofreciendo los mismos productos con diferentes personajes y cualidades. A medida que Apple lanzó el iPad 2 hace poco, los fabricantes de tablet android tenga una idea clara de lo que están en contra, y muchas personas están interesadas en la comparación entre los dos productos de alta tecnología.(tablet baratas) Android OS es un sistema operativo soportado por Google para adquirir el desarrollador inicial del software y se especializan en funciones como la facilidad de uso, viendo y escuchando a los medios de comunicación y navegar por internet. Uno puede disfrutar de la música, videos, juegos y mensajes de correo electrónico por una tableta android.Tabletas de Android son de tamaño pequeño, ligero de peso y portátil, usted puede ponerlo en su equipaje y llevarlo a todas partes. Por lo general, estos dispositivos están en un tamaño de pantalla que se ajusta a la palma, a diferencia del iPad con el tamaño perfecto para ve

Elmer's Glue
(this is in Crysta's word exactly...no paraphrasing or third person talking.) One day I was in the car with my sister Lakoda and her friend Suzanna called. When she called we pretended we were in a car business. So we made up names for ourselves and Lakoda had just put Elmer's Glue on her hands...so she named herself Elmer. Lakoda had just drawn me a pic of Tigger. So I called myself Tigger. Suzanna hunng up. The next time she called back we told her it was a prank. So she said she wanted to name the car comppany. Suzanna named it Mitsubishi Then I thought of something totally fantastic. Instead of having a car company named Mitsubishi we said it should be a brand of chewing gum from Tokyo. Then we took a pack of Orbits gum. We took it out of the wrapper and flipped it inside out. On the side we flipped inside out, we wrote mitsubishi gum. Me and Lakoda dressed up like Japanese girls then we sold the gum for $10. That was a really funny moment.

Elmer And Chester
Prima Materia - its what alchemists - the transformers of psyche - call the chaos of primordial material. Or feces. Sounds nasty, but in order to escape the curse of Elmer, F.ear, U.ncertainty, D.oubt, the darkness is the first place one can begin to see the light. A bird was flying through the frigid winter sky. It fell, frozen, into a pasture. A cow walked over it and deficated directly on the bird. The warmth revived the bird, who then popped his head out of the pile of prima materia. A cat was sitting on a fence post and saw the movement. It gracefully raced over to the cowpie and pulled the bird out of the muck and into its teeth. This just goes to show that not everybody that defecates on you is your enemy and not everybody that pulls you out of the feces is your friend. I could sit in my warm house and be consumed by fear, uncertainty, and doubt - and all while watching the news. Is there a any segment of society that benefits from my quandary - of course. The answers are

El Mejor Regalo Para Sus Padres En El Festival Del Medio Otono
Festival del Medio Otoño lo que usted está listo para comprar un regalo para los padres Zenithink Ha llegado el momento para que los niños elijan mejor regalo para su gran madre . Ha llegado el momento para que los niños elijan mejor regalo para sus grandes padres . Top 1 Android TabletaPor qué , usted puede preguntarse , es tableta Android que es la parte superior de un regalo para su madre, especialmente su madre es ama de casa. Pasan la mayor parte del tiempo en el cuidado de sus familias todos los días y no se les permite disfrutar de un buen rato con los amigos o vecinos para ir de compras. Se siente solo cuando los niños van a la escuela y los maridos van a trabajar cuando se haya terminado todo lo que deben hacer. Mejor Tablet Android les brindará mucha diversión . Es posible que la búsqueda de un nuevo y gran receta o echar un vistazo al vídeo sobre la forma de cocinar en Internet y tenerlo en la cocina por lo que es posible para ellos para crear deliciosa cocina p

The Elmhirst Memorial
I'm cold. I'm becoming like the stone of the Elmhirst Memorial where I sit, writing in the rain. Through the mist, interlaced with crimson and orange confetti falling from the trees, I tell myself I see someone. He's not surprised to see me. He knew I would be here. He knew even before he knew me; he knew I would be here. I ask him 'Are you as warm as you look, or as cold as I feel?' He doesn't answer; he just comes and sits beside me. We shiver together. We watch together. We want together - all the things we can't have.

El Misterio De Fantasmas
LOS FANTASMAS EN VERDAD EXISTEN? O SOLO SON CREENSIAS O MIEDOS OCULTOS, TRASTORNOS MENTALES O QUE REALMENTE SON? DESCUBRELO EN WWW.SPACIO2.US Y DANOS TU OPINION SI REALMENTE CONOSES, EL SECRETO DEL FANTASMA!!!!

Elmo!!
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel >manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly >at 8:00 AM. > >The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's >door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this >new employee. > >He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. > >The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to >show him the problem. > >Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the >line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the >Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the >little package >between Elmo's legs. > >The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several >minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, >"I'm sorry, I guess you misund

Elmo
Funny There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little pie

Elmo
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, ''I told you to give each Elmo two Test Tickles, not two Testicles!!''

Elmo
Good Morning All Just a little joke to start your day, your going to love this one Tickle Me Elmo There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

Elmo
I'm in a rock diva mood. Woo. Holly Mcnarland - Elmo I'm still thinking about Elmo Elmo 5 o'clock special I'm still thinking about you A thousand ways to kill you I'm still dreaming in pink Gives me the reason to think When i lay down my head i'm still okay When i lay down my head to go to bed Where do you fit in Didn't say to come in Where the hell have you been I can see you're excited You can tell you're invited Justify your evil ways Make up for lost days Didn't mean to close the door When i threw you to the floor Didn't mean to close the door On my personal whore Where do you fit in You run out of expression You let me make a suggestion You've left a scratch on my face I can see to this day You're no innocent man Come and catch me if you can Didn't have the time of day But i fucked him anyway Didn't have the time of day to play

Elmo Scared Me
Last night when I got home from Christmas shopping I didn't bring all the bags in. I just went out and opened the trunk. As I reached in a grabbed a bag, this little voice said something. Boy did I jump. Then I remember I bought a little talking elmo for my nephew. Thank God its going to someone else's house and not staying here lol.

Elmo Up For Auction!
For the First Time ever I am putting Up a Elmo Bling for Auction!Bidding Starts at 100k Fubucks! I'm running low on fubucks bcuz of my spotlight i had a while ago and also helping other ppl with there spotlight.So I need lots N lots of Fubucks!!!Who wants that cute tickle me elmo? Get your bids In asap! Click On the Elmo To Bid!!!! This was brought to you by the One N only : ~*~Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥~*~Owner Of LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM Always ~N~ 4ever**@ fubar

Elmo Bling Auction/closed
OK No Drama I'm sick of it! I'm going to auction off an Elmo bling if this goes well I may a jet as well. So I started the bid on elmo @100k Please place all bids here cause my sb is nuts and I don't want to miss a bid. This Auction will Close Wednesday @ 10pm eastern!

Elmo Bling Up 4 Auction (closed)
I have got a Elmo Bling Up 4 Auction it's to help my fu-owner Argonutz to get the spotlight, so come on and make a bid on Elmo CLICK ON ELMO TO MAKE A BID Elmo Bling Auction Ends on Sunday 6/29 @ 5 pm fubar time, come and make your bid you know you want Elmo :) This auction is brought 2 you by: ¢¾SunySkyz¢¾Owned By Argonutz¢¾OwnerofDominustempus3¢¾@ fubar

Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it a

Elodie
On her back rest silken wings From her blushing lips, no words can speak But in her heart, her spirit sings Her soul lives strong, though she seems weak Her emerald eyes trace teh glowing sky Low she kneels and life she sips She sees the darkness growing nigh And setting light traces down her hips Locks of fire glance at her waist Tendrals tumbling softly She glipses the fruit and remembers the taste She knows her powers will rise again, thoughnow they remain faulty Resiliant and youthful, she willingly glows Her wings rustle once again And like a chime in the air, her senses know My angelis taken into the wind -Kelley Michelle Turbyfill Copyright ©2006 Kelley Michelle Turbyfill

Elo From Over Seas..
Well it's like something in the morning here right now.. I think its like 3 or 4 I'm 2 lazy to actually look to be honest.. But it's amazing here.. CHAOS but amazing.. & of course smart me I left my camera @ home.. sorry Mos :(:(:(:(:( .. *but that's what I get when I rush out of the house for the airport* Well I'm off to sleep cuz tomorrow I have time to do some sight seeing.. Miss My Home already.. Ciaoz.. *from Europe :)*

Eloisa To Abelard
I just found this and completely fell in love with it In these deep solitudes and awful cells, Where heav'nly-pensive contemplation dwells, And ever-musing melancholy reigns; What means this tumult in a vestal's veins? Why rove my thoughts beyond this last retreat? Why feels my heart its long-forgotten heat? Yet, yet I love! — From Abelard it came, And Eloisa yet must kiss the name. Dear fatal name! rest ever unreveal'd, Nor pass these lips in holy silence seal'd. Hide it, my heart, within that close disguise, Where mix'd with God's, his lov'd idea lies: O write it not, my hand — the name appears Already written — wash it out, my tears! In vain lost Eloisa weeps and prays, Her heart still dictates, and her hand obeys. Relentless walls! whose darksome round contains Repentant sighs, and voluntary pains: Ye rugged rocks! which holy knees have worn; Ye grots and caverns shagg'd with horrid thorn! Shrines! where their vigils pale-ey'd virgins keep, And pityi

Elongated Peni$es
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated peni$es?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have peni$es!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."

"elopement In New Orleans"
Did anything unexpected ever happen that you could never forget? Well there were many memorable things that happened on a trip through the South and Southwest in 2001-02, but one thing stood out above the rest. I found out about two weeks before the end of 2001 that I and my sister with her husband had planned independently to spend New Years Eve in New Orleans. So she helped me to find a room in a grand old bed & breakfast in the Garden District. I had a road atlas open as I approached the "Big Easy" on I-10 but had no idea of where to get off. For all I could tell at night I could have been in Los Angeles or Houston. I generally have a good sense of direction so just chose an exit when I felt somehow vaguely in the vicinity of downtown -- it turned out to be for St. Charles Ave., just a block north of Prytania where the guest house was. Check-in is a quiet, informal, languid affair where you are made to feel welcome, become acquainted with the staff as they drift about, are in

Eloquence?
Well then, there was a picture on the wall of books burning and a child of the room reading before they burned them all, book and child. The mirror reflected the sky in a blank room as if to say: waste your life looking sometimes when the sky is outside of you always, Jealous of its freedom. Brother watched as sisters lived and died in that room that room watched back as brother dies he is buried in a tomb at sea. these looks are long forgotten as the day drags its same old dog down the stairs. It's definately time to leave.

Elo - Strange Magic
You're sailing softly through the sunin a broken stone age dawn.You fly so high. I get a strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic.You're walking meadows in my mind,making waves across my time,oh no, oh no. I get a strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic.Oh, I'm never gonna be the same again,now I've seen the way it's got to end,sweet dream, sweet dream. Strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic. It's magic, it's magic, it's magic. Strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic. Strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, what a strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic. Strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, wha

Elphia Phillies On Sunday. Phil
HOUSTON -- Philadelphia still has a chance to make the playoffs with 15 games remaining. However, after losing three of four to the Houston Astros, even the Phillies admitted it just got harder. Justin Maxwell hit a two-run double and Matt Dominguez added a two-run single in Houstons four-run seventh inning as the Astros rallied for a 7-6 victory against the Philadelphia Phillies on Sunday. Philadelphia fell to 3 1/2 games behind St. Louis and Los Angeles in the National League wild card race. Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said losing three of four to the Astros really hurts, but added that his team has to keep on playing. "We can turn it around," Manuel said. "We are four back. We have been in tougher situations than this. We have to keep going and keep trying. You get tested all the time. We have to play like hell, but we can do it. We arent going to give up. We are going to play it out. We have done it before. Survive." Carlos Corporan and Scott Moore homered for the Ast

El Porto, Thurs July 5, 2007
So there I was, paddling for my life, wondering if I was going to make it out of this alive. A huge wave was welling up on the horizon, and here I was, paddling for my life, making my arms push themselves as deep into the water as I could, trying to maintain the long, slow strokes that would keep me planing along as fast as I could, doing anything I could to reduce as much drag as possible, trying my best to maintain the momentum. I was not entirely sure if I was going to make it, but sheer will was making me push forward, as I was determined NOT to get dumped on by this monster of a wave. Meanwhile, in my head, I kept telling myself that I need to remain calm and collected. I was practically screaming this to myself over and over, on the brink of sheer panic, yet I knew if I gave into that impulse, i would be totally fucked. So I paddled and I paddled, having that horrible feeling that I was not actually going anywhere. It reminds me of those nightmares I have occasionally, you kno

El Problema De Las Cuatro Pulgadas Del Iphone 5
Hace apenas unos días, técnicos y medios de distinta procedencia nos informaban acerca de la posibilidad de que el nuevo iPhone 5 pueda contar con una pantalla mucho más grande que la del actual iPhone 4S, llegando incluso a las cuatro pulgadas, por contraste a las 3,5 pulgadas que actualmente presenta el terminal de Apple. Según estas previsiones, el equipo de Tim Cook (actual CEO de Apple) estaría saltándose a la torera los alegatos de Steve Jobs, fallecido en octubre de 2011, sobre el tamaño de las pantallas. De hecho, ya debes saber que el antiguo CEO abogaba por los paneles de 3,5 pulgadas para seguir manteniendo vivo el espíritu de Apple y conservar una excelente visualización de las aplicaciones, adaptadas a la resolución y al tamaño de pantalla vigente. La cosa está en que Cook estaría intentando crear un iPhone 5 con pantalla de cuatro pulgadas, con la intención de equipararse a los smartphones más exitosos del mercado. No hay que olvidar que su máximo rival, el

Elsa......
HI......thanks for reading this.......I need to explain this to my friends........I am owned.....by a absolutely wonderful man.....he is my ...MASTER...some of you won't understand it...it is not what you may be thinking...it is a good thing.....he is guiding me in my exploration of myself...and my pleasures........he keeps me focused.......helps me make the right choices.....we are friends above anything else......and that is what makes this a truly wonderful experience.....I am a strong independent woman...and giving him this control....empowers me!Feel free to ask questions.....I am very open about it.....I have much respect and adoration for this person....my Master......my friend.....and I hope you will respect that......I can have but one Master....so...please don't ask me to disrespect him....I'm sure you understand.......I can ...however...still have fun.....but keep in mind...he does own my body...(what a BIG job...lol)so...please don't ask me to share it with you......take wh

El Salvador
....that's where my bank card was used, well at least attempted to be used. Let me catch you all up. Last week I couldn't use my bank card. I thought I may have just punched in the wrong amount...I know how much is in my account. It wouldn't let me get ANYTHING out. On Monday I go to a local store, where I know the owner, and ask him if I can try to use my bank card there. He lets me. I try to charge a PENNY and it's declined. He cashes my payroll check there so I'll have something. I go to the bank Tuesday and they tell me that my money is safe, but my bank card got frozen because someone tried to take out over $500 in El Salvador. Now I have to wait a week to be able to access my account with a bank card. Wanna know what's even better??? I only have one check left in my book so I have to wait until that comes too! ( I ordered new checks when I had them send off for a new bank card) Sucks having money you can't spend :(

E.l.s Blog- What A Joke !! Beware Of Who Your Friends Are!
I want to start off by saying this "red" journey has been eventful. Just to let those know who want to be red, its not what you think. It's an easy way to cause stress in your life, have to defend yourself constantly and lose a lot of money. And put up with a lot of immature crap from people that have no RL. Now what I am about to say does not apply to all "reds". So now that i have that straight, I will move on. People who know me well, know that I had decided weeks ago that my fu anniversary was the end of my red journey. Why? Because I do have a RL, and it requires more of my time. Plus, when I first decided to try to be red several months ago, the "red" road was nice. Now it is so cut throat with people who live for this place, who are jealous and would cut their own mothers throat just to get ahead. Not a road I want to be on. I found myself reacting to what people were saying and getting dragged into the drama. When I realized this, I realized its not who i am an

El Senor
El Señor es mi pastor; nada me falta, en verdes pastos él me hace reposar y adonde brota agua fresca me conduce. Fortalece mi alma, por el camino del bueno me dirige por amor de su nombre. Aunque pase por quebradas muy oscuras no tengo ningún mal, porque tú estás conmigo, tu bastón y tu vara me protegen. Me sirves a la mesa frente a mis adversarios, con aceites tú perfumas mi cabeza y rellenas mi copa. Me acompaña tu bondad y tu favor mientras dura mi vida, mi mansión será la casa del Señor por largo, largo tiempo.

Elsewhere I Am
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http://youravon.com/tiffinitaylor http://www.gypsyflower.com http://gypsymisstress.bebo.com http://gypsyworld.ning.com http:''en.netlog.com/gypsyheart I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.

Elsewhere
Bethany Joy Lenz LyricsElsewhere Lyrics I love the time and in between The calm inside me In this space where I can breathe I believe there is a distance I have wandered To touch upon the years Reaching out and reaching in Holding out holding in I believe This is heaven to no one else but me And I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence If I chose to would you try to understand Oh the quiet child awaits the day when she can break free The mold that clings like desperation Oh mother don't you see I've got To live my life the way I feel is right for me, Say it's not right for you But it's right for me I believe This is heaven to no one else but me And I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence If I chose to would you try to understand

Elsewhere
i dont plan on being here twenty hours a day like i used to, especially since fubar will not lift the restriction of having to have at least 1 referral to get past level 10 my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/bryannewitt my yahoo: bryanne_witt@yahoo.com

Elsewhere
I love the time and in between The calm inside me In the space where I can breathe I believe there is a Distance I have wandered To touch upon the years of Reaching out and reaching in Holding out holding in I believe This is heaven to no one else but me And Ill defend it as long as I can be Left here to linger in silence If I choose to Would you try to understand I know this love is passing time Passing through like liquid I am drunk in my desire... But I love the way you smile at me I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near... I believe... I believe This is heaven to no one else but me And Ill defend it as long as I can be left here to linger in silence If I choose to Would you try to understand Oh the quiet child awaits the day when she can break free The mold that clings like desperation Mother cant you see Ive got To live my life the way I feel is right for me Might not be right for you but its right for me... I believe... I bel

El Sick 'a' Mundo
wel. all last Sunday i think i caught the bug! there was no sneezin involved just coughing and durting that getting over heated which mean prolly my bp rose up like St helens! :O anywhose thanks for the concern shows u do care and worry about me, i gets lonely in my middle age lol. God Bless and love ya Highly

El Sr
El punto culminante de la Interfaz de usuario Sense 5 y del HTC Uno es sin alimentación Pantalla de inicio de Me Empresa le gusta LLAMAR RSS Blink. Si ha utilizado la Aplicación Flipboard noticias sociales, Alimentación Blink le resultará muy familiar. Florerias select "Temas y Servicios" para la Alimentación parpadean y sí impulsará ACTUALIZACIONES de Los Mismos en la Pantalla de inicio. Los Servicios locales de noticias NDTV incluyendo, Hindustan Times, India Today, y Aaj Tak, Entre Otros Esteban DISPONIBLES en El Momento De Escribir this Entrada. TAMBIEN SE Puede SELECCIONAR Categorias de Intereses. Also allows select los Servicios de Como Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, LinkedIn y Plurk, Configurar Su Cuenta y recibir Noticias sobre la Alimentación Blink.tablets androidHijo Las ACTUALIZACIONES En Forma de fichas Que se pueden aprovechar de ofrecer Texto completo o vídeos. Also Se Puede compartir la ACTUALIZACIÓN a Través de Redes Sociales y Correo electrónico.El Telefono DISPO

El Sr
El punto culminante de la Interfaz de usuario Sense 5 y del HTC Uno es sin alimentación Pantalla de inicio de Me Empresa le gusta LLAMAR RSS Blink. Si ha utilizado la Aplicación Flipboard noticias sociales, Alimentación Blink le resultará muy familiar. Florerias select "Temas y Servicios" para la Alimentación parpadean y sí impulsará ACTUALIZACIONES de Los Mismos en la Pantalla de inicio. Los Servicios locales de noticias NDTV incluyendo, Hindustan Times, India Today, y Aaj Tak, Entre Otros Esteban DISPONIBLES en El Momento De Escribir this Entrada. TAMBIEN SE Puede SELECCIONAR Categorias de Intereses. Also allows select los Servicios de Como Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, LinkedIn y Plurk, Configurar Su Cuenta y recibir Noticias sobre la Alimentación Blink. tablets android Hijo Las ACTUALIZACIONES En Forma de fichas Que se pueden aprovechar de ofrecer Texto completo o vídeos. Also Se Puede compartir la ACTUALIZACIÓN a Través de Redes Sociales y Correo electrónico. El Telefono DISPONE d

Elswhere
I love the time and in between the calm inside me in the space where I can breathe I believe there is a distance I have wandered to touch upon the years... of reaching out and reaching in. Holding out. Holding in. I believe that this is heaven for no one else but me and I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence. If I choose to, would you try and understand? I know this love is passing time passing through like liquid I'm drunk in my desire. But I love the way you smile at me I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near I believe... I believe that this is heaven for no one else but me and I'll defend it long as I can be left here to linger in silence. If I choose to will you try to understand. Ooh the quiet child awaits the day that she can break free the mold the clings like desperation. "mother, can't you see I've got to live my life the way I feel is right for me, might not be right for you but it's ri

El Telefono
I got a new phone. (Same phone just a newer one) and i was wondering if i can have your number? PM me or if you already have my number text me and tell me who you are cause i do not know. you can take this as me hitting up on you. ha how is everyone btw? blah scratch that! text me instead :P (h)

El Tiempo
EL TIEMPO EN LATINOAMERICA ES DIFERENTE YA QUE ACA LLUEVE CON GANAS, OSEA MORE RAIN EVERIDAY EN INVIERNO Y AVECES EN VERANO, HACE FRIO EN ESTE PAIS, PERO MAS AL NORTE HACE CALOR! NO ES OCMO EN USA, AUNQUE ULIMAMENTE ,,,,,MMMM BESITOS

Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
What I got to do to make you love me What have I got to do to make you care What do I do when lightning strikes me And I wake to find that you're not there What do I do to make you want me What have I got to do to be heard What do I say when its all over And sorry seems to be the hardest word Its sad, so sad Its a sad, sad situation And its getting more and more absurd Its sad, so sad Why cant we talk it over Oh it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word What do I do to make you love me What have I got to do to be heard What do I do when lightning strikes me What have I got to do What have I got to do When sorry seems to be the hardest word

Elton John-i Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
Don't wish it away Don't look at it like it's forever Between you and me I could honestly say That things can only get better And while I'm away Dust out the demons inside And it won't be long before you and me run To the place in our hearts where we hide And I guess that's why they call it the blues Time on my hands could be time spent with you Laughing like children, living like lovers Rolling like thunder under the covers And I guess that's why they call it the blues Just stare into space Picture my face in your hands Live for each second without hesitation And never forget I'm your man Wait on me girl Cry in the night if it helps But more than ever I simply love you More than I love life itself --------------------------- My favorite Elton by far

Elton John - Something About The Way You Look Tonight
say what ya want i love elton There was a time I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sun I need to tell you How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bay And I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonight With a smile You pull the deepest secrets from my heart In all honesty I'm speechless and I don't know where to start

~ Elton John - Daniel ~
elton john - daniel Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes They say Spain is pretty though I've never been Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen Oh and he should know, he's been there enough Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much Daniel my brother you are older than me Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal Your eyes have died but you see more than I Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

~ Elton John - Rocket Man ~
She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

~ Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word ~
Elton John In BBC 1976 What have I got to do to make you love me What have I got to do to make you care What do I do when lightning strikes me And I wake to find that you're not there What do I do to make you want me What have I got to do to be heard What do I say when it's all over And sorry seems to be the hardest word It's sad, so sad It's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd It's sad, so sad Why can't we talk it over Oh it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word What do I do to make you love me What have I got to do to be heard What do I do when lightning strikes me What have I got to do What have I got to do When sorry seems to be the hardest word

~ Elton John - Sad Songs ~
Live Kneebworth Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain And ironing out the rough spots Is the hardest part when memories remain And it's times like these when we all need to hear the radio `Cause from the lips of some old singer We can share the troubles we already know Turn them on, turn them on Turn on those sad songs When all hope is gone Why don't you tune in and turn them on They reach into your room Just feel their gentle touch When all hope is gone Sad songs say so much If someone else is suffering enough to write it down When every single word makes sense Then it's easier to have those songs around The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you and it feels so good to hurt so bad And suffer just enough to sing the blues Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say so much

~ Elton John - Something About The Way You Look Tonight ~
There was a time I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sun I need to tell you How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bay And I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonight With a smile You pull the deepest secrets from my heart In all honesty I'm speechless and I don't know where to start

~ Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright ~
It's getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right I may use a little muscle to get what I need I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!" A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

~ Elton John - Crocodile Rock ~
I remember when rock was young Me and suzie had so much fun Holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock While the other kids were rocking round the clock We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock Well crocodile rocking is something shocking When your feet just cant keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh lawdy mama those friday nights When suzie wore her dresses tight And the crocodile rocking was out of sight But the years went by and the rock just died Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by the record machine Dreaming of my chevy and my old blue jeans But theyll never kill the thrills weve got Burning up to the crocodile rock Learning fast as the weeks went past We really thought the crocodile rock would last

~ Elton John - Bennie And The Jets ~
Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlights hitting something Thats been known to change the weather Well kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around Youre gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, candy and ronnie, have you seen them yet But theyre so spaced out, bennie and the jets Oh but theyre weird and theyre wonderful Oh bennie shes really keen Shes got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine Bennie and the jets Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe theyre blinded But bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find whos right and whos wrong

Elton John - Circle Of Life
From the day we arrive on the planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to be seen than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done Some say eat or be eaten Some say live and let live But all are agreed as they join the stampede You should never take more than you give In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life Some of us fall by the wayside And some of us soar to the stars And some of us sail through our troubles And some have to live with the scars There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life It's the wheel of fo

Elton John - Sacrifice
It's a human sign When things go wrong When the scent of her lingers And temptation's strong Into the boundary Of each married man Sweet deceit comes calling And negativity lands Cold cold heart Hard done by you Some things look better baby Just passing through And it's no sacrifice Just a simple word It's two hearts living In two separate worlds But it's no sacrifice No sacrifice It's no sacrifice at all Mutual misunderstanding After the fact Sensitivity builds a prison In the final act We lose direction No stone unturned No tears to damn you When jealousy burns

Elton John - Blue Eyes
Blue eyes Baby's got blue eyes Like a deep blue sea On a blue blue day Blue eyes Baby's got blue eyes When the morning comes I'll be far away And I say Blue eyes Holding back the tears Holding back the pain Baby's got blue eyes And she's alone again Blue eyes Baby's got blue eyes Like a clear blue sky Watching over me Blue eyes I love blue eyes When I'm by her side Where I long to be I will see Blue eyes laughing in the sun Laughing in the rain Baby's got blue eyes And I am home, and I am home again

Elton John - Blessed
Hey you, you're a child in my head You haven't walked yet Your first words have yet to be said But I swear you'll be blessed I know you're still just a dream your eyes might be green Or the bluest that I've ever seen Anyway you'll be blessed And you, you'll be blessed You'll have the best I promise you that I'll pick a star from the sky Pull your name from a hat I promise you that, promise you that, promise you that You'll be blessed I need you before I'm too old To have and to hold To walk with you and watch you grow And know that you're blessed

10/02/08 - Elton John - Someone Saved My Life Tonight
SONG VERSION BELOW ELTON JOHN- SOMEONE SAVED MY LIFE TONIGHT (SUGARBEAR).mp3 - VIDEO VERSION BELOW Someone Saved My Life Tonight - Elton John LYRICS BELOW When I think of those East End lights Muggy nights, The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs Prima Donna, Lord, you really should have been there, Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair And it's one more beer, And I don't hear you anymore We've all gone crazy lately, My friend's out there, Rolling 'round the basement floor And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear You almost had your hooks in me Didn't you dear You nearly had me roped and tied, Altar-bound, hypnotized, Sweet freedom whispered in my ear You're a butterfly, And butterflies are free to fly, Fly away, high away bye bye I never realized the passing hours Of evening showers, A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams I'm strangled by your haunted social scene Just a pawn outplayed by a domina

Elton John....don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me...........
I can't light no more of your darkness All my pictures seem to fade to black and white I'm growing tired and time stands still before me Frozen here on the ladder of my life It's much to late to save myself from falling I took a chance and changed your way of fife But you misread my meaning when i met you Closed the door and left me blinded by the light Don't let the sun go down on me Although i search myself, it's always someone else i see I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me I can't find oh, the right romantic line But see me once and see the way i feel Don't discard me just because you think i mean you harm But these cuts i have, oh they need love to help them heal Don't let the sun go down on me Although i search myself, it's always someone else i see I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me Don't let the sun go down on me Although i searc

El Update (graphic Info Warning)
El is drifting in and out of consciousness but it not really coherent. They want to do a second surgery to clean up the amputation a bit and when there is space at the VA hospital he will be transferred there. Two friends and I went to clean up his apt today and make room for volunteers to help move his tons of books and packrat treasures to a storage. It was such a disgusting task that I could barely find something tonight after i got home that I could stand to look at and eat. No one know exactly how many days he was stuck in his bed, all the stuff we had to throw out that were ruining by urine, chinks of his flesh that had fallen off, and doing all this at a snail's pace to not get stuck by his sharps in the pile of stuff from his used insulin needles. We hauled out a lot a trash and a good number of bags of laundry that got divvied up to volunteers to do. We dismantled his bad and disposed of the mattress. People can at least get around now. So I would say the 5 hours were prod

Elusive, My Thoughts Seem To Be
Blind, blinded, blindly I swipe a blade at the air, hitting nothing, hearing my sleeve flap in the air with the force of my pointless blows. My clothes constrict, and laugh at me… Inanimate objects seem to be laughing at me… I cannot see, did I mention that? My flesh is screaming at me, I have not satisfied myself for some reason… My organs seem to be screaming at me… I double over and throw the blade’s handle to the floor, lunging onto the point… I forget my point, but I seem to feel something, it feels warm. I think I’m hungry now, I think I can eat… But I’m finally tired now, maybe I can finally sleep… I don’t have to close my eyes, because I’m…

Elusive Love
So close to midnight No one to hold my hand While I feel so cold I wish tonight I did not have to give in But all this pain has caused me so much suffering And I dont think I can hang on any longer Im tired of faking smiles Just to get through the day So no one knows my misery My tears feel like ice Falling against my cheek And my body feels so lifeless So weak I miss my love My only love The one who made me feel special enough To take on the world And be so strong The one who never let me feel alone He gave me the hope to try for my dreams And the courage inside to just be me He showed me I had talent To sing so beautifully And he never let me not know How much he loved me But with all my happiness Between us There has always been an undying fear That he will never be near How much I care Does he even know I scream out just to show But my voice is like a whisper in the wind Seeming to never be heard again So I lay here In this meadow So cold Starri

Elusive Beauty
I dream the future but hold onto the past Joy fleetingly comes but never lasts Subconsciously I sabbotage what could be real For my heart is torn it will never heal So I drown in tears miseries solitude With no external beauty love will always elude by Michelle

Elusivity
It is not that I understand nor is it that I want to. It is that I am lost and confused and I can not comprehend the things you do. I watch with wondering eyes as you move from one to another with no thoughts of the danger or the pain. I cry as I see you destroy relationship after relationship leaving nothing left to gain. You my darling, are as mystified as I you know not why you do these things. Maybe you fear the commitment that may be asked, you fear the golden rings. What you have yet to realize is no one has asked that from you, and if they know you they would not. They can see the trepidation that you feel and are happy with the intimacy that together you have got. There is hope somewhere deep down, I can see it when I look into your eyes. You are searching for the answers you need to know the elusive why's. You want as much as any other yet are unable to reach out and take what you so deserve. I only hope that you can grasp your happiness before all of her patience has drained

Elusive Dreams.........oh And One Joke
I crawled into my bed last night, alone. Alone with my thoughts. The covers so cool and soft. The sound of the waves crashing in and out, lulling me to another place. The candlelight flickering on the walls and ceiling, like fingers motioning me to come. I imagined all sorts of things. I hugged my pillow close, imagining you were there. I could still smell "us", on the sheets, from yesterday. It was as if you were really there. As I drifted off, thinking of what was , I felt your arms around me, keeping me safe. Your breath so warm on my neck and your lips softly kissing. Our legs were entwined as we slipped off to "our" special place. Another place, another time. As the flames beckoned me closer and closer I was drawn into another realm. I ran my hands over my breast and down my stomach. It was you. You were there. My nipples were hard and my breathing was growing deeper. I could see your face, those eyes that say it all. I heard you whisper my name, I felt you reach between m

An Elusive Dream
The beauty of a fresh new day, Harnessed by bittersweet delight, From quite an elusive dream Which I'm privileged with by night. Overtaken by serenity Upon arrival at this place, I search amongst the silhouettes Until I see your face. My eyes feast upon your beauty, Then passions turn to hot desire. We culminate our time away Until our bodies tire. Morning arrives much too quickly, Once again we must part. Each time becomes more difficult, For I'm a prisoner of my heart. Disappearing right before my eyes, As the dawn begins to gleam. Do you exist in anothers thoughts? Are you someone elses dream? So I pray my day away, With hopes that you are real. For I must free what's inside of me, I must tell you how I feel. You leave me with an anxious heart Where you have burrowed deep, I must have you throughout the day, As I do when I'm asleep. B.G. Wetherby

Elusive Dream
She laid among the comfort of her bed.Her naked body pressed against its softness.Head upon your arms starring out of the window.The rain coming down,like teardrops from heaven.She frigid a bit,then found ease in the warmness.You carried her mind to visions of them,tangling in th sheets.Fire spread to he loins,like a fuse on a firecracker.Her wetness found itself smearing between her thighs.she began to squirm to find comfort,her eyes closed,She wanted to feel him deep.Deep inside her like a flame torching her sending her to a hot creamy lava.She beg for him to penetrate her flesh with desires only for her. She feed upon,the soul of his shaft,as the hunger entices him to motions of eroticness.His body moving to her hips,as he deepen his blade of seductry.She moan,he pleaded.She screamed,he thrusted.She suddenly found herself awakened.Her breathe shorten.Her flesh burning.Her body sweating.An elusive dream.

Elusive Dreams
As I lie in my bed staring out the window my mind wanders, Is he lying, trying to sleep, counting the same bright stars? Is the moonlight caressing his face... Stealing from his moist lips the feather soft kisses that my heart craves? Does he feel the same longing, the same hunger for my touch? Does his body thirst for the completing that I thirst for with every breath? I know he does... Watch over him beautiful moon, let your gentle beams kiss his eyes, Bring him to his lucid dreams of love Light them bright stars with the knowledge of me Let not sleep hide from him, Allow him to drift off into that one place where we are together... In the mist of our elusive dreams

Elusive Closure
I don't know why this has to be the way things are! In the past several months, I have watched as people who I thought I was close to and were close to me just walk away without saying a word. No goodbyes, no reasons, no explanations...they either delete and ignore me or they end up blocking me. What the hell is this all about? It leaves me so confused...what did I do that something like this becomes necessary? Was it something really that bad that it couldn't be talked out? Why not say goodbye? Why not put some closure on the situation and on any feelings that we had, good or bad? Seriously, am I asking for too much here? I guess in some way, I am! And I know it is something I have to accept even though I don't like it and would prefer things were different. To those who have walked away and not said a word, please know that as much as that hurts me, I still wish you all the best in life, and I am sorry you are gone! I give you my blessings and my best wis

Eluveitie-omnos
Immi daga uimpi geneta, lana beððos et' iouintutos. Blatus ceti, cantla carami. Aia gnata uimpi iouinca, pid in cete tu toue suoine, pid uregisi peli doniobi? Aia gnata uimpi iouinca, pid in cete tu toue suoine Aia mape coime, adrete! In blatugabagli uorete, cante snon celiIui in cete! Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti [x2] N'immi mapos, immi drucocu. In cetobi selgin agumi, selgin blatos tou' iouintutos. Nu, uoregon, cu, uorigamos, lamman, cu, suuercin lingamos, indui uelui cantla canamos! N'immi mapos, immi drucocu. In cetobi selgin agumi, Ne moi iantus gnaton uorega, iantus drucocunos uoregon, cante toi in medie cete. Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti [x2] Cu allate, papon sod urege, eððiIo de iantu in cridie. VediIumi: cante moi uosta! Ne, a gnata, cante t' usstami, ne uostami, ne te carami. Ne carami, nec carasumi. Boua daga uimpi geneta. Immi trouga, lana nariIas. Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti. Vrit- me lindos dubn

The Elves
There was once a poor servant-girl who was industrious and cleanly and swept the house every day, and emptied her sweepings on the great heap in front of the door. One morning when she was just going back to her work, she found a letter on this heap, and as she could not read, she put her broom in the corner, and took the letter to her employers, and behold it was an invitation from the elves, who asked the girl to hold a child for them at its christening. The girl did not know what to do, but, at length, after much persuasion, and as they told her that it was not right to refuse an invitation of this kind, she consented. Then three elves came and conducted her to a hollow mountain, where the little folks lived. Everything there was small, but more elegant and beautiful than can be described. The baby's mother lay in a bed of black ebony ornamented with pearls, the covers were embroidered with gold, the cradle was of ivory, the bath-tub of gold. The girl stood as godmother, and then

The Elves 2
There was once upon a time a rich king who had three daughters, who daily went to walk in the palace garden, and the king was a great lover of all kinds of fine trees, but there was one for which he had such an affection, that if anyone gathered an apple from it he wished him a hundred fathoms underground. And when harvest time came, the apples on this tree were all as red as blood. The three daughters went every day beneath the tree, and looked to see if the wind had not blown down an apple, but they never by any chance found one, and the tree was so loaded with them that it was almost breaking, and the branches hung down to the ground. Then the king's youngest child had a great desire for an apple, and said to her sisters, our father loves us far too much to wish us underground, it is my belief that he would only do that to people who were strangers. And while she was speaking, the child plucked off quite a large apple, and ran to her sisters, saying, just taste, my dear little si

The Elves 3
A shoemaker, by no fault of his own, had become so poor that at last he had nothing left but leather for one pair of shoes. So in the evening, he cut out the shoes which he wished to begin to make the next morning, and as he had a good conscience, he lay down quietly in his bed, commended himself to God, and fell asleep. In the morning, after he had said his prayers, and was just going to sit down to work, the two shoes stood quite finished on his table. He was astounded, and knew not what to think. He took the shoes in his hands to observe them closer, and they were so neatly made, with not one bad stitch in them, that it was just as if they were intended as a masterpiece. Before long, a buyer came in, and as the shoes pleased him so well, he paid more for them than was customary, and, with the money, the shoemaker was able to purchase leather for two pairs of shoes. He cut them out at night, and next morning was about to set to work with fresh courage, but he had no need to do so for

Elven Flower
Elven Flower by wudelfin © Sweet agonizing pain of heat surrounds him. Gritting his teeth his fingers clutch the wood from the aching waves rolling through him. His legs widen shifting the weight pulling him down on his knees. His back arches then curls. Tormenting rhythmic wet heat caresses his neck; his long hair clings everywhere. Uncontrollable groans escape him. Slowly his knuckles turn white; thin trails of dark torn flesh appear down his back. Fingers steal into his hair pulling him in. Helplessly he follows. Whimpering she encourages him by shifting her legs higher thrusting to meet him. Sweat streams down his back and between his legs; his body becomes more taut. He could feel himself so close to sweet oblivion but he tapers the impulse to release. Tightening her hold tauntingly she purrs. Bending he forces her to swallow his moan as he steals her breath. Shifting he takes her from below while guiding his hands to her breasts she screams. Her essence coats him e

Elven Eyes
Elven Eyes Elven eyes dancing with firelight Smiling softly with delight elven passion carries us far Wrapped in each embrace 'neath the stars The Lady shining down blessing our play Granting us stamina as we lay Lord and Lady joined forever as we become one from two Moving slow with heat and fire My Elven Queen My Hearts true desire Dance with me Lady with the Elvish Eyes Forever and a day till time passes and this reality dies

Elvis Is Alive!!!
At the heart of Bubba Ho-Tep is a surprisingly sincere reflection on old age and regret. It dares to take the aging process and the relationship between two old-timers seriously, in an industry that focuses primarily on sex, youth, and action. These three elements factor in here as well, but they serve more as a longing that the characters wish they still had more than a means of giving in to Hollywood standards. It is a film about finding meaning in the twilight of our days—about living in triumph, even in your final moments. What is surprising is that you won’t have to look too deeply to find the theme: Here is a poignant, character-driven drama, surrounded by a premise so absurd that you wouldn’t have expected anything so deep. Then again, anyone who could possibly dream up this scenario would have to be creative enough to actually make it about something, at least if there is any justice in the world. There is so much going on here that I am tempted not to explain any

Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello Why can't your music make me cry Today I need to cry It's all finally hitting me The move, the divorce, the pain Your music usually does the trick I can't get one tear out It hurts so much to not be Able to cry after needing to For so long, I just need to Get it out of my system I need to cry for an hour or so I get your music The lyrics hit my heart The beats play in my head I may not know all the words But I understand them Doesn't that count? Can't you write a new song Just for me, ONe that when i listen to it makes my mind go blank and allow the tears to come I guess I've just listened to your Songs one to many times For them to have an effect on me One too many times have I been hurt And you were there to console me To reach out to me And your lyrics put their arms around me They wiped away my tears They patted dry my nose They made me weep They made me look awful They made me more human They made me weak.

Elvis And I Have Have Something In Common
http://www.elvispresleynews.com/JewishElvis.html I thought this was interesting, take a look of the above link! I share something with the "King"! LOL "Thank you, thank you very much" (Elvis) Pete

Elvis
Elvis Barrett blows smoke rings and businessmen, smells their money on the dresser and they think his smile is for them. Every hustle has a dollar sign. Friday nights in Newark are as rich as he will ever be, but that's enough for Elvis. It takes a lot of liquor to wash away the white crust of his dreams gone south. He was all the rage once - jumping queues and striking poses in Manhattan night clubs - hobnobbing with the hoi polloi (back when he was pretty). Tomorrow Elvis will pour 54 Percodans into his trembling hand, choke them down with sloe gin, and piss himself while he falls into dreamless sleep. He'll only be missed by his mother and an ink salesman from San Mateo who loves him like a son but treats him like a bitch. Goodnight, sweet prince. © All rights reserved

Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation
A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Baby close your eyes and listen to the music Drifting through a summer breeze Its a groovy night and I can show you how to use it Come along with me and put your mind at ease A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Come on baby Im tired of talking Grab your coat and lets start walking Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on, come on Dont procrastinate, dont articulate Girl its getting late, gettin upset waitin around A little less conversation, a little more action please All

Elvis Has Left The Building....
I have (almost) managed to escape the patch for a while. Got to get the truck aligned first thing then i'm haulin bunz for apache junction az...then tolleson...glendale...lake pleasant...and where ever else the wind might blow me... See ya all in a few weeks or so... DW

Elvis At Your Door - Singing Telegrams
Elvis At Your Door - Singing Telegrams Now Playing: One of S.W. Floridas Top ETA's EASTWOOD NOW PRESENTS: ELVIS AT YOUR DOOR (Singing Telegrams). For all of your Party occasions. At your location; Office, Hall, Home, or even at your favorite Restaurant. THIS SERVICE INCLUDES: A Telegram Message Sheet, Song List, A Scarf with Logo, and David'Elvis'Eastwood, Singing three songs (less than 15 minutes). Please call or e-mail now for reservations and Pricing information. I'M ALSO AVAILABLE FOR: Clubs, Weddings, Christmas Parties, Private Parties, Corporate Functions, Festivals, Community Events, Conventions, Hotels, Restaurants, Resorts, Cruise Ships, Reunions, Country Clubs, Birthday Parties, Fund Raisers, Anniversaries, Casinos, Dinner Dances, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Banquets, Bachelorette Parties, and even Picnics. Did I leave anything out? David'Elvis'Eastwood EASTWOOD PRODUCTIONS (239)822-1934 djestwd@myway.

Elvis Wedding Vows... Lol!
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness before family and friends the exchange of solemn vows between (first and last name) and (first name) "WHO LOVES YA, BABY?" (last name). If there be any suspicious minds present in the audience doncha think it's time to speak now or never - their love won't wait. (First and last name), repeat after me: It only took one night to get stuck on you, and now my wish came true, you big hunka hunka burnin' love! I thought you were nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time, but now I know you're my teddy bear 'cause tigers play too rough and lions ain't the kind you love enough. So kiss me quick and love me tender for I can't help falling in love with you. (First name) "WHO LOVES YA, BABY?" (last name), repeat after me: It took a hard headed woman to make me king of the whole wide world. I thought you were the devil in disguise but you turned out to be my puppet on a string. I use

Elvil
Randy the vampire http://fubar.com/user/301551 is stealing others pics not just of them but also their kids making new profiles then sending shouts such as this : cheeseonmy...: 200 screennames or cheeseonmy...: your daughter will go down

Elvis Gone 31 Years Hand Made Pictures From A Friend Ty.
just wanted to stop by and pay my tribute to the great Elvis Presley tomorrow will be 31 years that we lost this beautiful person. Elvis has touched so my peoples lives in so many different ways. Elvis may be gone but surely not forgotten.he is and always will be the King of Rock and Roll. Elvis will live on in our hearts and memory's forever. wanted to do something really nice in his memory, so I had my friend make these beautiful pictures for me,in his memory and honor [ thank you my friend you know who you are. you did a great job with them ] have a great day sweetie. kisses and hugs T C B I Love Elvis

Elvis, Satan, Me And Herion
The air was saturated with the smell of fried chicken. Bull frogs croaked down by the river as it should be, and someone looking for the real definition of ravage need only look around the plantation. It was like an old whore's face, dead in the eyes with makeup smeared here and there at an attempt of life. Maybe all of the old South had gone this way, the way of the Gatsbys and the original Curly. The way of John Belushi and those who play to long near the chasm. Maybe the old South was just like Belushi. But none of that mattered on this day. with the fried chicken cooking and the crickets a chirpin'. all seemed right with the world. It wasn't too much to believe the South could kick it again, what with the resurgence of REM and Lynard Skynard. Then a figure appeared in the middle of our picnic and while we were all expecting Elvis, we got the next best thing. Ole Scratch stood in our midst, dark prince of the world looking for his king. He peered around and when he DIDN"T see Elvis

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark...
Let's visit Elvira Mistress of the Dark.. 1.You MUST rate my Elvira folder and leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this pic. 2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on list. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "Hangin' with Elvira" or something relating to her! 3.When new people join the train-Do Not just accept the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating!If you don't do as you are asked you will be removed from train. 5.Private message me,TexasAngel,when you have finished..I will add you to the train and make you this Thank you tag! Who's with Elvira? Your Hostess.. 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar 2.The BULLdaddy~Slave's Superman~@ fubar 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire@ fubar 4.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊@ fubar

Elvira
Let's visit Elvira Mistress of the Dark.. 1.You MUST rate my Elvira folder and leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this pic. 2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on list. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "Hangin' with Elvira" or something relating to her! 3.When new people join the train-Do Not just accept the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating!If you don't do as you are asked you will be removed from train. 5.Private message me,TexasAngel,when you have finished..I will add you to the train and make you this Thank you tag! Who's with Elvira? Your Hostess.. 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar 2.The BULLdaddy~Slave's Superman~@ fubar 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire@ fubar 4.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊@ fubar

Elvis Presley Vs Spankbox - Blue Moon Of Kentucky
Blue moon, blue moon, blue moon, Keep shining bright. Blue moon, keep on shining bright, Youre gonna bring me back my baby tonight, Blue moon, keep shining bright. I said blue moon of kentucky Keep on shining, Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. I said blue moon of kentucky Keep on shining, Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. Well, it was on one moonlight night, Stars shining bright, Wish blown high Love said good-bye. Blue moon of kentucky Keep on shining. Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. Well, I said blue moon of kentucky Just keep on shining. Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. I said blue moon of kentucky Keep on shining. Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. Well, it was on one moonlight night, Stars shining bright, Wish blown high Love said good-bye. Blue moon of kentucky Keep on shining. Shine on the one thats gone and left me blue. --------------------------

Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes
Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes Ingredients Cake: 1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix 1 egg 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter, melted Mint leaves, for garnish Whipped cream, for garnish Filling: 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup peanut butter 1 whole banana 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter 1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar Directions Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Combine the cake mix, egg, and butter together and mix well. Pat into a lightly greased glass 13 by 9-inch baking pan. Prepare the filling. Beat the cream cheese until smooth. Add the eggs and vanilla. Add the peanut butter; beat. Add the banana and butter and mix well. Add the powdered sugar and mix well. Spread over the cake mixture. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes. You want the center to be a little gooey, so do not over bake. Top each cake slice with a mint leaf and dollop of whipped cream

Elvis
I am sitting outside. My step-dad is blasting Elvis, and attempting to sing. It's so loud that I can't even hear the music on my laptop, when I have it turned up all the way. This sucks. I can't escape!!!! SAVE ME!!!

Elvida - Lowrider Girls Model
Where are you from originally?I grew up in Hacienda Heights, California, but my family is originally from Chihuahua, Mexico. What do you do for fun?I have the most fun at slumber parties with my girlfriends. We play truth or dare and I have the most fun at slumber parties with my girlfriends. We play truth or dare and sometimes the game gets crazy. Last time they dared me to run up and down the street wearing only my Ugg boots. Good times! What would be your ideal date?I'm not into doing traditional, romantic stuff. I like to do adventurous and spontaneous things on dates, like hiking, snorkeling, or parasailing.

Elvis Costello
From the Prairie Home Companion weekly email : In Select Theaters One Night Only: FEBRUARY 4 A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor Live in HD! PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION ON THE BIG SCREEN! Please join us next Thursday - February 4, 2010 - for a special Thursday evening edition of A Prairie Home Companion coming to you live from the Fitzgerald Theater, and beamed into your local movie theater. Featuring legendary English singer-songwriter Elvis Costello, sibling vocal powerhouses Jearlyn and Jevetta Steele, songstress Heather Masse and the finest folk duo around, Robin and Linda Williams. Also with us, The Royal Academy of Radio Actors; Sue Scott and Tim Russell, with both Tom Keith AND Fred Newman creating sound effects mayhem. All this, plus a punched-up Guy's All-Star Shoe Band, and of course, The News from Lake Wobegon. Show up 30 minutes before show time for an exclusive presentation and live feed before launching into two hours of non-stop fun on the big screen.

Elvis Is Back
For those of you that didn't see the show, Celine Dion appeared to walk out and stand next to Elvis as the two sang a duet of the classic "If I can Dream." It was like he was raised from the dead. A hologram. Totally amazing what they can do now.. Estimated cost of this was said to have cost between $50,000 and $100,000 and it is said that it took a long time to create.. Celine Dion in front of a LIVE Studio Audience. This is absolutely unbelievable how they have done this. It really - really does look for all the world that Elvis is actually standing there live on stage singing along side Celine Dion in front of the live American Idol audience. Watch and listen to the audience going berserk, as they themselves think they are actually seeing Elvis right there in front of them.... A truly amazing use of modern day technology brings Elvis Presley back to life in front of you. Click below! http://thehumorzone.co.uk/Videos/elvis_celine.wmv

Elvis-are You Lonesome Tonight?
Are you lonesome tonight,do you miss me tonight?Are you sorry we drifted apart?Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny dayWhen I kissed you and called you sweetheart?Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?I wonder if you're lonesome tonightYou know someone said that the world's a stageAnd each must play a part.Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart.Act one was when we met, I loved you at first glanceYou read your line so cleverly and never missed a cueThen came act two, you seemed to change and you acted strangeAnd why I'll never know.Honey, you lied when you said you loved meAnd I had no cause to doubt you.But I'd rather go on hearing your liesThan go on living without you.Now the stage is bare and I'm standing thereWith emptiness all aroundAnd if you won'

Elwood
Elwood is my cat, he wandered up to the ranch office one day, he had been in a fight I guess. He was tore up from the floor up so to speak. Now I am not a cat person. Ok I dont like cats much at all, but Elwood kinda got to me. So off to the vet we go. Big $$. Then I had to get a litter box for him and a food and water bowl. Food, treats, toys. Oh and then since he comes to work with me a carrier and another litter box, food, treats, toys for the office...yes I am a pushover. THEN, he got off into the woods here at the ranch and ended up wrapped in an old piece of brab wire fence. Vet bill , lol.. THEN I found this neat little thing. http://www.catgenie.com/ . If you have a cat, you have to get one of these. Without going into it, I love it , and he got used to it right off. He watches tv, likes Andy Griffith, Beverly Hillbillies. and John Wayne movies. He has me whipped for sure. But he has grown on me. And all these hairy legged cowboys have to pet him everytime they come in.

El éxito De Tabletas De Android
Mundo de hoy está lleno tableta de la competencia, la competencia principalmente entre las marcas y los sistemas operativos utilizados en estas pastillas. Sin embargo, el sistema operativo Android es mantener su posición en la cima de todos los sistemas operativos. Vamos a ir a través de los hechos que ayudan a Android para ser el número uno entre los sistemas operativos de la tableta. Fuente-OpenAndroid es un sistema operativo de código abierto que es propiedad de Google Inc. Como es de código abierto, cualquier persona puede utilizar el código fuente para crear sus propias aplicaciones. Es por eso que la mayoría de las empresas de fabricación de tabletas prefieren Android como sistema operativo para su tablet. La cuota de mercado de Android Tablet es de alrededor de 90%. Todos los demás sistemas operativos juntos sólo el 10% de la cuota de mercado. En los primeros días, el sistema operativo que se realizó la mayor parte del mercado de las tabletas era iMac. Pero la entrada del sist

Elysium
This is where I lay down my blood. Shed the skin of my heart. Heal the scabs I tend to pick. Regard on life and figure in the lust. Hate for the day until I break. Speak to the deaf with a loud but soothing voice. I recommend this method of hate. It seems to fit the pattern of death in our victims we erase to ease the pain. Comfort without drugs or drink. Sex without wet and sweat. Protection from the morbid bliss of reality. Dip into my soul for a look into Gods eyes. Feel the memory of the blind that once held the visions of the Alpha. I am the Omega that Jesus was afraid of. I am not a statistic for you to ponder. I will not be sold. I cannot be bought. But I will gamble my morals for the benefit of the weak children you abuse with MTV. Hate me.

Email Mistakes
It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

Email From The President Of The Group That Is Pushing For This Spin-off
We are hoping that with enough support from fans like you, we will get the Chris & Wyatt Charmed Spin Off we want. Please be sure to send in some postcards to the president of CBS, the president of the new CW network, the Vice President of programming for the CW and Spelling Productions, telling them you want a spin off. You can send them to: CBS Paramount Television 4024 Radford Avenue Studio City, California 91604 Spelling Television, Inc. 2401 Colorado Avenue, Ste. 110 Santa Monica, CA 90404 Dawn Ostroff President of Entertainment UPN 11800 Wilshire Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90025 Les Moonves c/o CBS Headquarters 51 West 52 Street New York, New York 10019-6188 We have postcard templates at http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/post/thecharmedsons/vpost?id=882671. This spin off campaign is the only chance there is of continuing the Charmed legacy. The only chance we have of getting a spin off right now is if as many people as possible flood the network

Email I Wrote To Rob 4 Our 2 Yr. 1 Mo. Anniversary Tomm
Hey Baby, I love you so much! More and more each day I find myself falling more and more in love with you there is just something about you that I can't get enough of you I have never felt this way about anyone I love the way you make me laugh smile and cry with all your sweet words no one warms my herart the way you do and I love that about you I love everything about you you are like a dream come true and one that I refuse to let go I mean that you speak to my heart in ways that make me whole again and I thank you for that you have shown me how to love and at the the same time I was lucky enough to find you my true love. I think about evey minute hour day and night even when I open my eyes in the morning I feel as though you are with me there is not a day that goes by and I dont think of you and I miss you like crazy knowing that I have you makes me realize that I have someone who loves supports and makes me the happiest girl in the world is the best feeling I could ever have.

Email
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks. He finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?" "Oh, that was n

Email From Rowan Gibson
Hi Jim congratulations on setting up your new company. I sincerely hopes it brings you all the success you dream of. Rowan www.rowangibson.com www.rethinkinggroup.com www.sciencers.com www.myspace.com/qiujim

Email From Doc. John D. Wildeisen
Jim, I have decided that you are indeed a prophet! These are powerful words and ideas from you! Excellent! If every country in the world were to heed your warnings of self destruction due to greed and money, this earth would prosper with the fullness of life! If we keep thinking your way, someday we will all, as human beings, realize that we are only defeating ourselves, and none of us can win at this game...the way we play it now! Good job! Dr. John www.chinaamericagroup.com

Email From Doc. John D. Wildeisen
Nov 24, 2006 2:07 AM subject Re: To my best friend in China Old 'n New, Happy birthday Jim, and may your days be filled with knowledge and bliss, love and truth, growth and prosperity, honesty and integrity. Your friend forever, Dr. John www.chinaamericagroup.com

E-mail Facts Of Life
E-Mail Facts Of Life 1. Big companies don't do business via chain letter. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food company issuing class-action checks. You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's true." Furthermore, just because someone said in the message, four generations back, that "we checked it out and it's legit," does not actually make it true. 2. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin. If you are insistent on believing the kidney-theft ring stories, please see: http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward & tell their stories. None have. That's "none," as in "ZERO". Not even your friend's cousin. 3. Neiman Marcus doesn't really

Email
As you ladies can tell, once ya write me, we are "Bud's for life..." I am the 'Chatty Cathy' of the male gendre... Sure I am here hoping to find a mistress, butt I am the world's biggest flirt, ok - in the top 10. If you do not have my girlfriend from Cape Cod Saxxy on your fav's you should - this girl is HOT and flirts great... and she has a sister!!! Monica in Akron, Ohio ( yeach!! ) is smoking hot - funny - cute and loves football!! I keep waiting for her to tell me to "Go Deep!!" :) ( I am funny and I know it... ) Ladies I am also GREAT in bed - ya wanna???? :) Have a great HUMPDAY because as long as I am in this house - all the humping is next door... See ya!!

The Email
Good one . . . A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, some where in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, fou

E-mail
I know my blogs are sexually related, but this one is a little different.... The E-Mail I received from a friend you all know, the Man the other one was written for, suprised me by sending me a song and a follow up email of the lyrics. So funny how we had never spoken of this song or what I preferred in Music...but amazingly enough to me, the song was one of my all time favorites of this year. I discovered this song while on vacation at my families home in Chicago. My younger brother told me I just HAD to watch the video. I instantly fell in love with the song and have been singing it for months. So why write about this? It is because I never in my life have had someone pin point the song that actually makes me cry when I read the lyrics...or have so much in common with me. The commonality and bond we have built in a short few weeks of him discovering me on here is truely amazing. My love for sex and the fact that so many have commented on me does not at all make this individual

The E-mail 10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not SPAM. Sending a cute joke or sales pitch to 50 of your closest friends may seem like a good idea. It's not. They're already getting cute jokes and sales pitches from 50 other friends and regard your e-mail as one more reason to stop writing to you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Thou shalt not SHOUT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. If hitting the [Shift] key cramps your style, go for the e.e. cummings look and use all lower case. All UPPERCASE letters is considered on-line shouting and quite rude. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Thou shalt not send unreasonably large attachments. Even if the person really wants what you have to send, extreme file sizes might torpedo his e-mail account. For pictures, reduce size at least to 800 by 600 and send them in either .gif format (for clipart) or .jpg (for photographs). Pictures sent in .bmp, .tif or other formats may

Emails.. Please Read
****URGENT URGENT PLEASE READ***** I AM GETTING SOOO MANY EMAILS THAT I CAN NOT KEEP UP WITH THEM. I WOULD BE SPENDING 24 HOURS REPLYING TO EMAILS. SO I AM VERY SORRY IF I CAN NOT GET BACK TO EVERY ONE OF YOUR EMAILS. PLEASE BE PATIENT I WILL TRY TO GET TO ALL OF THEM IN MY SPARE TIME.. AKA SWEETNESS!!!!

E-mail Resolutions For The New Year
E-MAIL RESOLUTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children—my own. I will answer my snail-mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I will resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily…well once a week…okay, monthly then…or maybe. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear “Where do you want to today?” I will not reply “MS Tech Support.” When I hear a funny joke I will not reply,”LOL…LOL!” I will read the manual…just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than “password.” I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning…4:30 is much more practical. I resolve…I resolve to…I resolve to, uh,…I resolve

E-mail
Hey, to my true friends on here. If you want to keep in contact with me more often, here are my e-mail addresses. I plan to be on e-mail a lot more than here. Much love to you all! TasteofHeaven_1@hotmail.com TasteofHeaven_1@yahoo.com Hugs, Rayne

E-mail From God
Subject: : E-mail from God One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?........... No?................ I didn't get one either!

E-mail From God...
Subject: : E-mail from God One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?........... No?................ I didn't get one either! ************************************* R u being bad too???

Email Virus Hoax Warnings
Hiya I just thought Id put this site up here as there have been quite a few hoaxes sent around lately. If you get an email warning you of a virus thats going to eat your pc, then turn on your house eventually eating your whole city.. go here first http://www.hoax-slayer.com/ check it out before panicking. Its a natural caring response to email all your friends and thats a wonderful thing, too many dont care these days. But a simple check will save you the bother and your friends the time of sending it on. Take care all and keep smiling!! Have a great weekend ok? Daz :-)

Email Got
So I got this in an email the other day and well I really liked it (I'm sure you all have probably have seen it too....) It just really touched me is all What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what

Email Received On Global Warming
While a serious issue, this email is full of holes. I fixed some of the spelling errors then gave up. Can you find the other errors????? ************************************************** Quotes The Era Of Procrastination, Of Half-Measures, Of Soothing And Baffling Expedients, Of Delays, Is Coming To An End!! In its place, we are entering a period of consequences! (Sir Winston Churchill (11.12.366)) Making mistakes in generations and centuries past would have consequences that we could overcome. We don't have that luxury anymore! (Al Gore (2005)) Ecological Niche Question: Why is there an increase number of polar bears drowning while swimming in the Artic Sea? Although this question may seem unimportant when compared to issues such as world hunger, war, teen pregnancy, AIDS and other critical issues, it is a very important lead-in question when one examines the issue of global warming. These were taken from Al Gore's 2007 Oscar Winning Documentary 'An I

Email Service Members
PLEASE SUPPORT TROOPS AND EMAIL TROOPS THROUGH THIS WEBSITE OF WWW.MOTOMAIL.US THIS PLACE YOU COMPOSE A LETTER TO A SOLDIER OR SPECIFIC UNIT IT IS SENT TO MOTOMAIL THEN PRINTED OFF AND GIVEN TO UNIT OR SPECIFIC SOLDIER TAKES LIKE 3 OR 4 DAYS INSTEAD OF 3 OR 4 WEEKS. ------------------ UNITS THAT APPLY: AIRFORCE UNIT ARMY UNIT MARINE UNIT NAVY UNIT NAVY ASSIGNED TO MARINE UNIT -------------------- ALL SOLDIERS WILL APPRECIATE IT IT IS A QUICKER WAY TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE TROOPS. YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY LONELY SOLDIERS WOULD LOVE A LETTER. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK A UNIT UNLESS U HAVE A FREIND OVER THERE. JUST WRITE TO A UNIT OR ANY SOLDIER. THEY WILL APPRECIATE IT. MY SON IS A MARINE AND APPRECIATES IT.

E-mail Mistake
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here

Email Jokes 031907
These are GREAT! My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. --------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ---------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------- ' Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any act

An E-mail
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witche

An Email I Sent Today
JJackson@rainbowpush.org Dear Mr. Jackson My name is Christopher Hartman and I just wanted to take a minute to talk to you and ask you about the bible if i may. I do not have a degree in the bible so i hope i get this right. In the bible i remember a story about a woman who committed adultery and was to be stoned to death. Jesus came along and said any man who is truly without sin may cast the first stone. The crowd put down the stones and walked away. This story went on to show us forgiveness and the walk that Jesus made while on this earth. We as brothers and sisters of god no matter what creed or religion ect are taught that we are to try to walk as he walked. To show love and compassion to all we meet and come across. I was offended by the newscaster who made the racial comment. But as a man of god where was your forgiveness? I could easily take offense to rap songs and tv shows which i have a huge list of racial comments against white people not to mention organizations. But as

The Email Drive Is Canceled
due to a small change in environment at ct i have lost my mojo..i have lost faith and can no longer lead you into battle.plese donot try to convince me otherwise.i will go one by one thru my family list today and give you your comments back...im sorry if some people got the idea that i was trying to be a leader...if thats what u thought then i have redeemed myself..because if i wanted to be a leader...many people have signed on to help me....but i love these people so much that i will not have them be called followers....so im throwing in the towel.im gonna take this loss for the team............. as for the double triple and quadruple agents around me..i made that song and video for you. and you will be plucked from my page whether you are a sponsor friend fan family..i seen where you stood when i needed you...and to make suree no one knows if i removed them for being a piece of shit or at random.....i am removing half my sponsors to day ....youv been on my page for 30 days.....

Email Address Verifications
buenos dias amigos, this afternoon i'm going to make email address verifications a requirement to move beyond level 5 on the site (except for VIC's). if you're already beyond level 5 and haven't verified your email address, you won't move back.. you just won't level up anymore until you do it. now, before everyone gets their undies in a bunch, let me explain why: with the number of people using the site now, many of the larger ISP's/email providers are starting to get upset at the number of emails we're sending to invalid addresses. we need to reduce this before they start blocking all our emails. please help us by verifying your email address! to verify your email address, simply go to your profile settings page, and click the re-send verification email link under your email address. oh ya, you'll also get 500 cherry bucks when you verify your email address. if you've already verified your email address, you received the 500 cherry bucks last night. :-) thanks fo

An Email To The Westboro Baptist Church.
Subject: I would like to discuss what exactly is Christian about what you do. Dear Westboro Baptist Church; I understand the concept; you and YOUR God (not the generally accepted God, and most definitely not my set of Gods) hate fags, including myself. Fine. You claim that because God hates fags, they kill straight people to show you all that we need to die. Doesn't make much sense, since God could just kill us and be done with it, allowing you "true Christians" to bop each other's brains out and procreate at will. But I can understand to some degree, at least. However, do you seriously intend to cause much more pain to the innocent people who had their son taken from them by YOUR God (to show them that fags are evil of course) by shouting and pretending like they're equally to blame for our being allowed to live and be gay? For instance, I can pretty much guarantee that half of the mothers grieving over the bodies of their dead children are ounce for ounce as conserv

An Email I Got That I Loved. It Has A Lot Of Good Points
Current mood: creative Category: Life As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. > Don't be afraid that your life will end, > be afraid that it will never begin. > ~anonymous~

E-mail To Cherry Tap After 10th Salute Pic Rejection!
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Get out!!!!! What do you people want from me, blood? You have continually and i do mean continually (at least NINE times) rejected each and every Salute pic that I have submitted! Your staff has falsely accused me of "doctoring" my pics or "photosnapping" them (whatever the hell that is). If it is a program, I do NOT have it and wouldn't know how to use it if I did. I also could not "doctor" a picture to save my life. I take ALL of my pics using my webcam and my webcam ONLY. I was also accused of not hand-writing my signs (each and every single different sign). I am so very sorry, but I look the way I look and if someone on the Cherry Tap staff had taken the time to check out my photos, you would see that I am the same chick in the Salute pics that I have submitted who is in my Cherry Tap "photos!" Too much trouble to do that, i guess. I also write/print the way I write and can't help that unless you would have liked me to hand-write my signs using

Email From My Boss, On Why We Lost Our Jobs!
Hello Team, I am really sorry to be sharing such difficult information with you. I just want you all to know it has absolutely nothing to do with our performance as a team. Each of you has put forth a stellar effort. However, another company has offered our high numbers at a lower cost to Chase. (Which, if you ask me, is not possible!) Some of you may actually know this company and some may be contacted by them. I will not give out any of your information because it is confidential. I am also hoping this is a temporary situation. The company that has taken over has an alleged low ethical standard and I've been told they only pay reps only $7-9/hour with no sliding scale based on performance or app count. And some have said they have not been paid at all. I am doing further research to find out the info on this new company. My best suggestion is if you are contacted or see a listing posted, do your research and ask a LOT of questions. In the meantime, I am going to help t

An Email I Recieved
-----Original Message-----From: Sheila Esch [mailto:sheilaesch@gmail.com] Sent: Saturday, May 26, 2007 11:03 PMTo: Colleen Malloy; Judy Ogne; Tammy Heuer; Cathy and Bob Butts; Adam Glanz; Denise LangleySubject: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer and, if you want more precision, find a website that will list your exact time. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep afte

E-mails Have Saved My Life
For anyone that needs a day brightener :) I must send this to whoever told me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1, 387,258th time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I no lon

An Email From A Friend...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly

E-mail My Mom Got You Should Read!
Hello this is what the hell I am talking about with the illegal mexicans: Got this in a e-mail from my moms sister: Subject: cheap labor...cheap tomatoes > >> Cheap Labor . . Cheap Tomatoes . .. . This should make everyone think, > >> be you Democrat, Republican or Independent ! > >> > >> >From a California school teacher - - -"As you listen to the news about > >> the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things > >> that you should be aware of: > >> > >> I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a > >> large > >> southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, > >> meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income > >> levels. > >> > >> Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell > >> Gardens, Huntington Park, etc., where these students are protesting, > >> are > >> also Title 1 schools. > >> > >> Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and f

Emailed Story...
My dad only ever forwards me stupid shit, except this one wasn't stupid. Was a cool story.. :) "My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine-X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, Marine-X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him. I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine-X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine-X because every time I send something to him, Marine- X he thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine-X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What's we get this time?" My son said they had the most fun with Marine-X's package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pact to, but the panties were si

Email Alert/this Is Very Real
I received an email today stating I had a greeting waiting for me. Before opening I searched out the greeting card site and this si what I found. Email Scam Alert! Beware of Fraudulent E-mail Purporting to be from GreetingCard.org The Greeting Card Association’s website, GreetingCard.org, is being used in a "phishing" scam. Fraudulent emails containing malicious links and viruses have been sent to consumers and businesses around the country claiming to contain an e-card from GreetingCard.org. Frequently the message line says, You’ve received a greeting card from [a family member…a friend…a classmate, etc.] There are numerous versions of this scam. Please note that the Greeting Card Association does not provide e-card mailing services, and is not sending these e-mails. None of GCA's computer and email systems are involved in this hoax. If you receive a message claiming to contain an e-card from GreetingCard.org – or an email purporting to be from GreetingCard.or

An Email From A Friend On My Heartache!
today is YOUR day. embrace it, be one with it. Read Desiderata. Remember the part of Loud and Aggressive persons and realize why you felt the way you did. Find your peaceful place today. Strive to be happy. Know the universe is unfolding as it should, and God has placed you here and in this situation for a reason. You are stronger than you think. Walk proud, walk in beauty. When all else fails, give it to God and he will carry you. Love yourself today. Love yourself as a sun loves and warms the rest of us. By loving yourself, you will make this a trully NEW day. And you will carry your light to this world and cast that light on someone who needs it as much as you. Today is an opportunity for learning. Medicine Wheel. Embrace it and make it part of you. Remain positive. Recieve the love from others, but recieve first the love from self. Make today the day you want no one other than yourself. Then allow others, after you have loved yourself, into

The E-mail I Got 4 Signing A Petition...
This email message is sent to you from PetitionOnline.com to confirm your signature as "Sheri l wethrill" on the online petition: "equal rights for the juggalo religion" hosted on the web by our free online petition service, at: http://www.PetitionOnline.com/12w33d/ Your signature on the petition is already complete, and there is no need to reply to this message. Your signature number for this petition is 2901. At PetitionOnline.com, we host the petition you've signed, but we didn't create it. If you would like to comment on the petition, or otherwise communicate directly with the petition author, you can contact the author at: joel dinovo, truth@nyjuggalonation.com fellowship of juggalos and the ny juggalo nation -- * -- Please contribute $1.00 or more to PetitionOnline and help maintain this premiere free speech forum. Your contribution is completely voluntary -- and generous support from visitors like you is what keeps PetitionOnline going! Con

E-mail Petitions
Just a word to the wise. E-mail petitions are NOT acceptable to Congress or any other municipality. To be acceptable petitions must have a signed signature and full address. Same with "prayer chains" -be wary. Almost all e-mails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards All it was, and all this type of e-mail is, is to get names and "cookie" tracking info for tele-marketers and spammers to validate active e-mail accounts for their own purposes. Any time you see an e-mail that says forward this on to "10" of your friends, sign this petition, or you'll get good luck, or whatever, it has either an e-mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and e-mails of those folks you forward to, or the host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to ge

Email Warning
SAN FRANCISCO - Just when it appeared tech firms had the upper hand against spam, spammers have unleashed new forms of the meddlesome e-mail to trick filters. Spam in the form of popular PDF e-mail attachments and electronic greeting cards is confounding e-mail security systems and annoying consumers. The recent Storm e-mail virus and several pump-and-dump stock scams are clogging inboxes and snookering consumers into downloading malicious software. And it could get worse as the holidays approach, anti-spam experts say. The trend illustrates the shifting nature of spam's deceptive packaging. As anti-spam vendors come up with solutions, new versions pop up. The most common spam - which uses images to avoid the detection of spam filters - is quickly fading because of advances in anti-spam technology. But spam in PDFs, non-existent in May, now accounts for 8% of unsolicited commercial e-mail. Last week, a PDF promoting a pump-and-dump scam contributed to a 30% increase in ove

Email And Yahoo Change
to all of you that know me and my yahoo email and id I had to change do to a computer problem. it is still the same but there is no 01 at the end of my name. so maryXXXX@yahoo.com. please update because I dont have any of yours anymore. Thanks, Mary

Emails
for those of you who leave a message leave me alone i don't care about blogs and members and photos im not intrested if you keep it up i will report you for harrasing me i will rate blogs on your profile but stoppit with the mail thank you and have a nice day

Email From My Love
Today is my birthday, probably the worst day ever as everyone forgot about it. Last year this time i was so sure that id spend today with u, but it didnt turn out that way, im hoping that maybe next year this time we will be together. I miss u bobbles, i miss u terribly, i dont know whats going on anymore, but i love u and dont want to lose u. Mwahs

10 Email Turnoffs For Women
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex

An Email I Recently Received
Just wanted to share w/my Fubar friends what has got to be, hands down, the kewlest email I've recieved this year! Below I've pasted the contents. Seriously, how many times in ur life does the average person get this kind of question? LMAO. G, O'lo would like to know if u r available to jump out of a cake for his little brother's bachelor party? The date of the big event is Oct 6th. Thank you, Mari Morales Area 4 Administrative Assistant CR&BD

E-mail
Roses are red, Violets are blue. The computer was on, So I typed this for you. Flowers are nice, Chocolate is better. You've been on my mind, Thought I'd send you a letter. Or maybe a poem, But rhyming is hard. I almost decided, To send you a card. But I know how you'd whine, I know how you'd wail. I finally decided To send you E-Mail! I don't mean to confuse, I don't mean to beguile. I just thought this poem, Might bring you a smile. I'll finish this note. (I've been typing since noon.) With the greatest of hopes, That you'll email me soon! August

E-mail Submission
E-Mail Submission by littlesue1 © Mistress V clicked on the send button and sat back in her chair as the e-mail disappeared from the screen. She imagined sue sitting at the computer and the nervous excitement she would feel when she opened the mail and read the instructions she had just sent to her. It thrilled her to know she could cause such strong emotions in her slave girl, the power she held over sue was intoxicating. She had carefully trained sue and manipulated her submissive desires to the point where she would do anything she was told. No matter how embarrassing or humiliating, sue would do it just to please her. The dominant power and control she felt was becoming addictive and so exciting. She felt like a supreme queen ruling over sue, her slave. It was such a sexual rush. She closed her eyes and sighed softly as her hand reached down between her legs. In the Internet café sue opened the e-mail that had dropped in to the inbox of the computer she sitting at.

E-mail
You know, I am all for e-mails, but when I am at work and reading my work e-mails, how is it the I get spammed???? I am a female, I do not have a penis and it does not need to be enlarged. Once again I do not have a penis and I don't need viagra or any other drug to keep it hard. The men in my life do not need to have their penis' enlarged nor do they need to be on drugs to keep it hard!!!! How do I stop it??? I really hate these types of e-mails, because when I have a client with me or on the phone and they are asking about an e-mail they have sent, I have to delete all the penis enhancing e-mails. Its embarassing and I am tired of it!!!!! AAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!

Email
I sent an email this morning to those on here whose email I have and who are lucky enough to be on my joke list... I really do think I send some of the funniest stuff on the web sooner then most people... Because my friends in general are some fun and loving troops just like me... Have a great day.. If you did not get an email.. write me if you want to get on my joke list... I just ask ya send me some now and then... Not much to ask eh?

E-mail Threat
This makes better sense when you read it from the bottom up. Since this is the e-mails... the most recent is on top (from me to him) Brace yourselves, there may be more to come. And if you're wondering, yes, this man is on Fubar as well. Protect your children at all costs!!! Heather: park mgr Dan: park owner Tristan: little boy that gave my daughter a black eye for no reason. Parent's excuse-- he was out of meds. Wow... Your intelligence level is lowering my IQ. I think you just need to back off and stop trying to have the last word. this is a battle that you are not going to win. The only people that need to know what is going on are Heather and Dan, and they already know that you're just blowing shit out of your ass because you're still pissed about the eviction of Lot 4. They all know that you're just trying to get even. and you've already stated twice that you want me to move. so there's your motive. Even though I just moved here a few months ago, I am

Email & Im
IF we chat or have chatted on YAHOO PLEASE send me your screen name &/OR email address. My account was hacked & I have lost everything SO IF you receive ANYTHING from my "old" screen name let me know. Once you respond to this I will give you my new information. I'm really sorry : (

Email Between Me And My Sister About Vodka And Saree
I have a close relationship with my sister even though we're far apart; she's based in Europe whereas I am here in KL, Malaysia. We keep in touch via emails and the occassional text messages/phone calls. This year, she'll be back in time to celebrate Diwali with the rest of us family and I am so excited to see her again! I had this marvellous idea or two to bounce off her to make Diwali big and had emailed her. Her response made me laugh, and considerably brightened up my day :-) Am posting the email exchange between us (some lines have been edited here). I want to remember this day! :-) _______________________________________________ From: Me To: My sister Subject: Vodka and Saree when you come back home Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 Hi sweets, Two marvellous ideas hit me on how we can make Diwali big this (or at least, one!) 1. Vodka This is more like a personal request - can you get me a bottle of Vodka when you come back? ... Please, no Absolut or S

Email Changes On The Way..
hey everyone, i'm working on migrating back to the old private message system. the current email/message system seems to be way to much overkill for the site, and it makes communication more cumbersome than it needs to be. if you have a custom url/email address setup, it will still work. for example, i'll still be able to receive email from my friends outside fubar at babyjesus@fubar.com. you'll also still be able to respond to these emails, and send them to people not on the site. the downside of this migration is that old messages in the current system will be lost. as i type this, all messages are currently being written to both systems, so when we actually cut over your inbox won't be empty-- but it will only contain messages from the last 24-48 hours. if you have anything in your inbox now, that's really important i recommend that you forward it off to another email address otherwise it may be lost. i know some of the newer members don't know what the 'old private me