Fubar Blog Posts 2

Either I Have Been Busy, Or I Am Bored. Lol
Once, A Knight In Armor By J.S. Monti To find an outlet for my mind. I started writing prose and find. Much to my complete surprise. What was bottled up inside. For in your care I found no muse. And settled for life so confused. Taking care of only you. And the troubles that you put me through. Spent my time so foolishly. On problem solving for the “we”. While you sat back willfully. Your “knight in armor” bent his knee. For nothing but the queen he fought. Just another battle sought. To show his love to lady fair. An unholy allegiance I did swear. All of this I did for naught. Shame and scars is all it brought. Forsaking others long the way. Makes me only rue those days. Now that I am on the mend. I find I have a soul again. And in these words it gains repent. For all the time and money spent. Others comfort you have sought. Now their souls you claim and bought. They too will find out gradually. And burn in the private hell you weave. Th

Either Or.. Yes, Another
[1] Lose a lover, or love a loser? Love a loser [2] Smoke pot, or drink beer? Drink beer [3] Run two miles straight, or walk eight miles? Run 2 [4] Go to the beach, or have a milkshake? BEACH! [5] Laugh when nobody else is, or not laugh when everyone else is? Laugh ALWAYS [6] Drink ten cans of soda at once, or never drink soda again? Never drink soda again [7] Have your pants ripped, or get thrown in a trash can? Thrown in the trash [8] Kiss someone you don’t like or, kiss someone who doesn’t like you? Kiss someone I dont like [9] Not take a bath for a week or, take a bath in a lake? Take a bath in the lake [10] Be an only child, or have five brothers? 5 Brothers [11] Cry in front of 5,000 strangers, or cry in front of your whole school? UGH!! Strangers i guess.. at least i'd never see 'em again [12] Be able to rewind time or, see the future? Do I get to change the past? [14] Die the day after the best day of your life, or live to be ninty? L

Either You Do Or Don't!
I'm not one to ask fer help but ya know, I'm having a hell of a time getting to my next lvl which will be in 40,000 points or so. If ya'll would come by sometime an rate my pictures/stash which I have lots of, I'd be more than grateful to you guys....I will try my best to return the favor when ever possible!

Either One Of Them Has Mpd Or They Will Be The Next Guests On Jerry Springer
Now this one is pretty interesting. I couldn't record the entire conversation between these "siblings" but it was pretty fucking bizarre anyhow. I was originally contacted by kaytie_the_tutoring_geek stating her "brother" was in love with me because of the pic of me wearing my spike collar. She states that he's in her room while her ex is hooking up his new computer and begins to ask questions on his behalf. Its normal shit, what music I like, blah blah blah. Then she tells me he has a "boner" and I couldn't help but comment how strange (i.e. fucked up) it was that her BROTHER has a boner while in the room with her. She proceeds to tell me how "everyone in the town" knows about his apparently "huge" dick. She describes it as a "paper towel roll with a peach at the end". Naturally I comment that I'm a bit disturbed that she knows what her brothers dick looks like and she then tells me how it just "sticks out of his shorts whenever he gets a hard on". Ummm... what?! AND Y

Either Like It Or Dont
Fuck Poetry fuck the words, swelling dead fish on the beach fuck the rhythm, waves bashing a bloated carcass fuck the rhyme, punctured eyeball sticky glue mucus on the sand sparking seashells draw blood with lingering alliteration lying leisurely on a towel this poem has crabs don’t read too fast or you’ll get a cramp and drown in an ocean of drivel, swill, backwash, and, fuck, there aren’t even enough words for mephitic foamy drool Fuck Poetry fuck the word fuck and how often it’s used in this poem fuck this poem with a rusty spoon spreading orange colored dust inside of it let the dust rot gangrene and fester till it explodes sending pieces of this poem to plaster the walls and ceiling of this room Fuck Poetry fuck lying on the bathroom floor aching for more fuck the addiction and hypocritical confliction just fuck this iambic pentameter and free style chaotic architecture fuck slant rhyme and embedded entwined enjammed lines fucking with your mind Fu

Either Your In The Dreamgirlz Or 2nd Alarm Hotties Plz Read
look i'm in the dreamgirlz and i'm proud of that and i'm sure there are some 2nd alarm hotties who feel the same way i'm friends with anyone rather they belong to either group or not . all i ask is that if anyone got a problem with someone from either group please dont put me in the drama i have decided that drama and me dont mix lol.i think that if your friends with someone it should not matter which group they belong in ;) I LOVE YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART NICOLE~Dream Girlz~~ AOA1FREAK~PLEASE FAN B4 ADD~@ fubar PS MY BIRTHDAY IS ON APRIL 14TH :) :) :) :)

The Either Or Love Test
Your Love Style is Balanced You tend to approach falling in love practically. You don't let your heart get ahead of your head. You see love as an important part of your life, but it's not the whole picture. You keep romance in perspective. You see love as calming and relaxing. Being with someone makes you feel pampered and cared for. You need a stable relationship. You are swept off your feet by words of love. A love letter or love poem from your sweetie can make your heart melt. The Either Or Love Test Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Either/or
EITHER/OR It seems to me that very often the human mind is wired to see things as either/or. We think we can either have this option, or that one. We seem to think in binary The World is rarely like that in real life. Almost always if I unhook my mind from its tendency to think like that I can find a 3d, or 4th option. Or 20 different options once I open my mind For me it takes a lot of practice to avoid a binary mind-set. But it is worth it to open new worlds for myself

Ejaculation Trainer Review
When you come to the site of the ejaculation trainer the first judgement that might come to your head is scam.Or this is how it has been for me. I have fought for way to long to cure myself of premature ejaculation with any girl unsuccessfully.Now the ejaculation trainer that says to heal you without chemicals or creams in days or a few short weeks.Despite myfirst hesitance I agreed to first acquaint myself more about the ebook before running away from the website.The first thing that made me wonder was to read was that the writer of the ejaculation trainer was not some dishonest marketer.I thought that but I was dead off. He actually is a sex doc that has made his way into sex investigation.In both domains he has been working for years to gain a lot of experience about men's sexual functioning.But I have consulted with a specialist before, the interview as embarrissingand the come about was zero.So while his profession gives him some believability it also brings up the memory of

Eject Romo And To
Nice game Cowpies! Very uncool of you to hit the "Eject" button on yourselves after we all made our airline and hotel reservations for Dallas. We were looking forward to warmer weather and getting out of the snow for a few days. Not to mention that I bragged to all my friends I would visit Gilley's and ride the mechanical bull they have there after I drank about a dozen pops. Now we're all going to have to unpack our roadgear, cheeseheads and oversized Jessica Simpson posters which we spent half our last paycheck on. Sheesh! I'm very disappointed and demand an apology from Jerry Jones for putting us through the inconvenience of having had to plan and pack for a road trip that the Cowpies guaranteed that we would have to make. Is this a joke?! I had to reschedule my Friday Night Bowling League and Fish Fry for this trip that I won't be making! You guys just cost me a personal holiday off from work which I could have used later this winter to go ice fishing and play sheepshead with my

Ejp Summer 4x4 Bash
EJP's Summer Bash Has Just Got Better! Saturday, August 4th This year's Bash is going to be the biggest and baddest one yet. This event is open to all 4x4 Jeeps/trucks, and spectators. You can bring your 4x4 and try out all of the different obstacles... Mud pits, obstacle course, hill drags, and RTI ramp. This event is for all experience levels. Experienced drivers: Come out and have some fun. Drivers that are new to four-wheeling: Don't worry, there will be people at each event to help you out, and a tractor to pull you out WHEN you get stuck. If getting dirty isn't your thing, we are also having a Show 'n Shine. Trophies will be given out for categories like: Best-in Show, Most Trail Ready, Muddiest, Ugliest, etc. As the offroad events wind to a close, there will be two AWESOME local bands playing: Moneyshot and Next of Kin! Once the sun goes down, there will be overnight camping and a bonfire. See www.eriejeeppeople.com for more details!

*~* Ekka *~*
I AM SO EXCITTED I COULD JUST EAT ME I LUV EKKA IT FUKN ROCKS IT GOT EVERYTHING LOCAL BANDS, WINE TASTING, SHOWBAGS (woot!!), RIDES (double woot!!), FIREWORKS, ANIMAL JUDGING, BARS, FOOD TASTING & SO MUCH MORE well this pics sum it up pretty much

Elaborate Funerl
Bob died. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Bob would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen. "Thirty-thousand." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Helen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!" "Two and a half carats."

***el Abrazo***
¿ Que nos brinda un abrazo? Proteccion: El sentirnos protegidos es importante para todos. Seguridad: Todos necesitamos sentirnos seguros. Confianza: La confianza nos puede hacer avanzar cuando el miedo se impone. Fortaleza: Cuando transferimos nuestra energía con un abrazo, aumentan nuestras propias fuerzas. Salud: El contacto físico y el abrazo imponen una energía vital, capaz de sanar o aliviar dolencias menores. Autovaloracion: Podemos transmitir un mensaje de reconocimiento al valor y la exelencia de cada individuo. Un “ABRAZO, HACE Y DICE MUCHISIMO” abraza a tus seres queridos, abraza a tus hijos, abraza a un amigo, abraza a tu mascota….. ABRAZALO TODO . Y este ABRAZOTOTOTE es todito para ti …… ¡ Disfrutalo ¡!!!!! Muchos cariños.

Elaine
Elaine by PDumbledore © This story idea was passed on to me from Greene14. I thank you for the help and for proofreading. I hope to work with you again in the future. As for you the reader, I hope that you enjoy the story, find it arousing and fun to read. * * * * * Elaine didn't know why she invited them over. Her husband, Bill, was out of town for the weekend on business, the kids were at their grandparents, and she was lonely. After calling her best friend Cathy to come over that evening for some drinks, she had then called Karen and Audrey, and invited them also. She got along good with Karen. Her husband Chris was a friend of Bill's and they were away together with work. Elaine however hadn't talked with Audrey since the BBQ they hosted some weeks ago, so she was hoping that they could catch up on gossip. Elaine, in her early 30's, still had somewhat of an attractive figure, but the kids and age put a little weight on her. One thing that Bill enjoyed though was t

Elaine ~ The Triple Goddess (maiden)
Pantheon: Celtic Element: Water Sphere of Influence: Passion and Laughter Preferred colors: Blue Best day to work with: Friday Associated Planet: Waxing Moon The maiden aspect of the triple goddess. She is passion, viatlity, beauty. She is the impetuosity of youth, the joy of spring.

El Alem Alla (only God Knows)
this is a song by AMR DIAB. the greatest egyption singer of all time.) El alem allah ad eih, Alby we rohy dabo feek. El alem allah ad eih Alby we rohy dabo feek. Dally eiono dawebony wallah. Elly feia yellam allah. Dally eiono dawebony wallah. Elly feia yellam allah. Wallah dobt feek, We khadety behoor eneik. Salemt el alb leek, Mengheir ezay we leih. Wallah dobt feek, We khadety behoor eneik. Salemt el alb leek, Mengheir ezay we leih. Dally eiono dawebony wallah. (there is translation at bottom. this is a song by AMR DIAB.. one of my favorite arabic singers) Elly feia yellam allah. Dally eiono dawebony wallah. Elly feia yellam allah. Howa el hob eih? Gheir nazra men eneik? El lamsa mein edeik? Gheir alb tekhaf alei? Dally eiono dawebony wallah. Elly feia yellam allah. Dally eiono dawebony wallah. Elly feia yellam allah. El alem allah ad eih, . Alby we rohy dabo feek. El alem allah ad eih, Alby we r

El Al
El Al er hebraisk og betyr Til-Fra. Og El var ordet jeg stusset ved med navnet Israel. Vi har undersøkt jødenes utfart fra Egypt og stranding i Israel som en motsats til den egyptiske religionen. De var opprinnelig nomader og bosatte seg både i Israel og Egypt samtidig. Og de hadde derfor noe å falle tilbake på da de dro. I tillegg hadde de muligheten til å skjønne mer av egypternes gudeliv enn andre nettopp fordi de bodde på to plasser. Isis som navn tilsier i seg selv forskjellige anskuelsesmåter mot Gudinnen. Og Egypt har som de eneste hatt mulighet til en tro på en Gud samtidig som det eksisterte en myriade av guder rundt Isis. Og vi har sett på Jahve som en bevisst mannlig Gud som motsats til Isis. Årsaken til jødenes intense hat mot Egypt er enda ikke avdekket. Men vi kan se en konsekvens i Jahve, i slangen i begynnelsen av GT og slaktingen av offerlammet til påske som feiring av løslatelsen fra slaveriet i Egypt. I tillegg er GT's fortellinger dels omskrevne myter f

El Al 2 (jeg Tror Jeg Har Funnet Svaret)
Tesen er at Israel betyr konkret å knytte Isis til Ra. Og da jødene befant seg i Egypt var Amon knyttet til Ra. Amon-Re eller Amon-Ra. Og vi har historien om Evas syndefall og slaktingen av lammet som forståelseshorisont. Det fører til antagelsen av at en kvinne ble mentalt knyttet til Ra under oppholdet i Egypt. Og den nærmeste vi finner er kona til Isak (jødens stamfar), Rakel. Rakel viser en forbindelse til Isak i navnet Israel. Dermed kan navnet henvise til både Isak og Rakel. Selv om Isak som navn på hennes mann kan ha blitt ført til senere som en forståelseshorisont. El i slutten av navnet hennes knytter henne til Ra som solgud. Det burde bety at Eva er den samme personen som Rakel. Hvis det stemmer har problemet vært forbindelsen mellom Amon og Ra. Det var i seg selv en falitterklæring, og det kan ha fått konkrete konsekvenser i forhold til kvinner. Samtidig virker det opplagt at Amon ble knyttet til Ra fordi det ikke fantes noen gangbar vei videre fra Amon. S

El Amor
Duele amar a alguien y no ser correspondido, pero lo que mas doloroso es amar a alguien y nunca encontrar el valor para decirle a esa persona lo que uno siente. Tal vez Dios quere que nosotros conozcamos a unas cuantas personas equivocadas antes de conocer a la persona correcta, para al fin cuando las conozcamos sepamos ser agradecidos por ese maravilloso regalo ? Una de las cosas mas tristes de la vida es cuando conoces a alguien que significa todo y solo para darte cuenta que al final, no era para ti y la tienes que dejar ir. Cuando las puertas de la felicidad se cierran, otra puerta se abre, pero algunas veces miramos tanto tiempo aquella puerta que se cerró que no vemos la que se ha abierto frente a nosotros. Es cierto que no sabemos lo que nos hemos estado perdiendo hasta que lo encotramos ? Darle a alguien todo tu amor nunca es seguro que te corresponderá, pero no esperes que te corresponda; solo espera que el amor crezca en el corazón de la otra persona, pero no crece, s

Elastic
Throughout time I have been known to bounce back from many things. Some of you know the stories, some of you know the truths of the occurances and how it is I can stand here now. But maybe thats all. Maybe they are just stories to those who seem to pass through my life. Recognizing that I am more real and of woman content then can possibly be explained and accounted for. I can be compared to a rubber band. Stretch me out and take from it what is your worth. Catapolt urself using me to where ever it is you need to go. But in the end I am still just an elastic band sitting on the table..... But like all great fun things, they can be worn out. A rubber band can loose its elasticity. And each time it is stretched the fibers become weaker. Eventually it will snap and be replaced with a new one. And it becomes harder and harder to bounce back, only because each pull becomes more and more intense. However.....although breaking and loosed the same courage to keep bouncing back. I a

Elated Ending
Elated Ending One Hot Summer Night. Two Strangers Meet Unaware Of The Love They Would Know Through A Promising Friendship. Their Undying Love Had Grown Into Magic Passions. Their Same Undying Love Still Lives In The Hearts Of Two Lovers Who Became Soul-mates Years Ago. True Love Shall Prevail When All Else Fails Leaving Love And Happiness As Their Elated Ending.

Elations Love
Elations Love As I am timorous, To your ravenous And impetuous Zealous, I fall into unconsciousness, I explore the labyrinth of your eyes, I reminisce in surprise, Full of mirth, I feel as though I have received a second birth. I luxuriate in your lips Just because of those amorous kisses. My hands run over your silky hips, And they get lost in bliss. You embody the meaning of aesthetics. You purge my hostility, And you make me transcend the stint of temerity. Yet, there is one thing I rue, And that the thought of losing you.

Elated Flame
Elated Flame by Me The sun is always shining even on a cloudy day With a smile in my thoughts and on my face Wishing everyone to have a wonderful day Knowing that nothing for them would go wrong Stopping to say hello and to assure they are good Reinforcing that everything will be okay Wondering why I am so cheerful and happy I wished I knew that answer, but I'll never ask Never to know why I am so happy and never sad For the cards I was dealt I should've folded To be so optimistic and full of cheer is not so easy When alone in the dark and unable to see There is always one light that guides the way An eternal flame of hope to inspire those around me

Elated Flame
Elated Flame by Michael The sun is always shining even on a cloudy day With a smile in my thoughts and on my face Wishing everyone to have a wonderful day Knowing that nothing for them would go wrong Stopping to say hello and to assure they are good Reinforcing that everything will be okay Wondering why I am so cheerful and happy I wished I knew that answer, but I'll never ask Never to know why I am so happy and never sad For the cards I was dealt I should've folded To be so optimistic and full of cheer is not so easy When alone in the dark and unable to see There is always one light that guides the way An eternal flame of hope to inspire those around me

El Bastardo
5 oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila 3 oz. Everclear® 4 oz. Jack Daniel's® 4 tbs. Tabasco® Sauce Beer Mug Mix all at same time into blender. After blending for approx. 30 seconds, fill beer mug 3/4 way and start a chugin'. Oh, it'll burn like hell for about 2 minutes, but once that sauce burns through your stomach lining and virtually injects the alcohol into your blood stream, put the unfinished El Bastardo down because you're gonna hit the floor.

El Beso Del Final
EL BESO DEL FINAL Hay en mi corazon una inquietud Hoy te veo tan distante Hay algo que me aleja de tu amor De repente tu cambiaste Hoy insegura estoy El estar sin ti, se que me hara sufrir anoche yo senti, que me besaste diferente Y me quede sin saber que hacer Yo te conozco y se que algo no anda bien Ven, dime la verdad, no quiero imaginar Que fue el beso del final No se por que ha cambiado tu actitud Ojala que todo sea un error No quiero comprobar que te perdi Ni que muestro amor se acabe Oigo una voz que se hunde en mi Que me vuelve a repetir Lo que no quiero oir Hoy insegura estoy El estar sin it, se que me hara sufrir Que fue el beso del final...

El Boricua!
El Boricua no saluda, te dice wepa. El Boricua no se emborracha, se ajuma. El Boricua no es mentiroso, es un paquetero. El Boricua no es un metiche, si no un sobrao. El Boricua no te mira, te liga. El Boricua no tiene amigos, tiene panas. El Boricua no tiene novio(a) tiene jevos(a). El Boricua no se va a una fiesta, se va a un party. El Boricua no caga, hecha una criolla. El Boricua no se cae, se da un cantaso o se revienta. El Boricua no está enamorado(a), está enchulado(a). El Boricua no te espera, te da un break. El Boricua no besa, si no te grajea. El Boricua no se molesta, se ajita o se encojona. El Boricua no te golpea, solo te suena. El Boricua no molesta, solo jode o fastidia. El Boricua no se rie, si no se mea de la risa. El Boricua no va corriendo, va juyendo. El Boricua no come, se jarta. El Boricua no pide que lo lleven, pide pon. El Boricua no se baña, se las apunta. E l Boricua no está muerto de hambre, está esmayao. El Boricua n

The Elbow...
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria. 'You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha three. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell.' 'Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?' 'What . . . . . .. You comma empty handed?'

Elbow Surgery
Well some of you already know the problem I am having with my elbow and hand. But what is going on is I woke uone morning back in September of last year and my fore arm and hand was numb atime I thought nothing of it but it stayed like that all day. Then when I woke up the next morninwas still like that so I started to get concerned that same week I had a yearly check up for my blood pressure and things so I asked the doctor and she said that it was caused from my Ulnar Nerve in my elbow being pinched off from either leaning on it and even from sleeping on with it under my head. Well to make this a little shorter it has been numb now since September 2007 and it is only the ring finger, pinky half my palm and my fore arm that is numb and drives me crazy. I have tried therapy braces you name it so finally they have decided to do surgery on it the relieve the pressure off the nerve on March 27th Thank you to every one for concern about this and I will keep you informed after my surger

El Capitan
El Capitan by analyzeme2 © The leather felt cool and soft on my skin as the straps were tightened to a sung fit around my wrists. Nothing was spoken; the rules of engagement had been specified earlier in the day, my safe word agreed upon. What was and was not allowed already determined. Her name was Sara, her last name unknown and unimportant. She came recommended by a friend, a very trusted friend who had an idea of what I might like. My uniform lay strewn on the floor after having been practically torn from my body. Sara wore red and black, a red sheer fabric top and black leather pants. The pants were so tight I'm sure it took several hops for her thin thighs and waist to sink into them. Her hair was short and blonde the first time she topped me. I'm certain it has changed colors with each successive visit, though it is those memories that are foggy, not this one. My first time is etched into my soul like the feelings I had the first time I made love to a woman, or the first

El Chupacabra
If I were a funky monster trying to terrorize villagers in south america, I'd be pretty damn pissed if the only name they could come up with was "goat sucker". I mean... goat sucker? Sounds more like an inbred hick from the backwoods who has a thing for goats and their little goat weiners than a dangerous, blood-sucking creature of unknown origin. That ranks right up there with Moth Man and Skunk Ape for lame monster names. Don't even get me started on Bigfoot.

El Chupacabra
Some…thing was quite busy killing sheep and cattle along the border between Scotland and England in 1810. Whatever the creature was, it bit the animals necks and sucked the blood through their jugulars, often leaving the animals completely devoid of blood. It was not unusual for eight to ten animals a night to be slaughtered in this manner. Mobs roamed the fields looking to shoot anything that moved. Suddenly though, that September the killings stopped. Some say it was because of a dog that was shot. But a vampire dog? It sounds rather more like the recently reported sightings of el Chupacabra. It is important to note that the killings began and ended suddenly, and that these types of incidents seem to happen sporadically throughout history right up to the present. Charles Fort, in his book, LO! uncovered another spate of animal killings, another wave of vampirism, this time in Ireland in 1874. Beginning in January of that year, something began killing as many as 30 sheep a nig

El Chupacabra
There have been hundreds of reported sightings of El Chupacabra. Translated into English, El Chupacabra simply means "goat-sucker". Named this for the strange way in which El Chupacabra has been reported to kill its prey. Reportedly, it hypnotizes its prey and then punctures the neck and sucks the blood, and on occasion the organs, through one or two holes. As its name implies the main prey reported are goats though it has been reported to also attack horses, chickens, and sheep. First reported in 1992, El Chupacabra was originally named El Vampiro de Maco. It was named this by newspapers for the small town of Moca in Puerto Rico where it was first sighted. Thought to have been the work of a satanic cult because of the strange killings the reports of killings started spreading around the island and were soon dismissed. El Chupacabra has been reported in several countries including Mexico and the United States. There are three descriptions given for El Ch

Elcipse Of Another Sort
I went to bed at 7:30 last night. As a result, my bed rejected me at 3:45. It looked like dawn, the sky was so bright. I went outside and the sky was crystal clear and the full moon was brliiantly shining. I thought I was going to get a great view of the eclipse, but no......... right when the barest of shadows touched the moon a massive cloud bank rolled in and stayed. Oh well, better luck in February.

El Darwino
THE BOTANIC GARDEN once appeared to open new route through the trodden groves of Parnassus. The poet, to a prodigality of IMAGINATION, united all the minute accuracy of SCIENCE. It is a highly repolished labour, and was in the mind and in the hand of its author for twenty years before its first publication. The excessive polish of the verse has appeared too high to be endured throughout a long composition; it is certain that, in poems of length, a versification, which is not too florid for lyrical composition, will weary by its brilliancy. Darwin, inasmuch as a rich philosophical fancy constitutes a poet, possesses the entire art of poetry; no one has carried the curious mechanism of verse and the artificial magic of poetical diction to a higher perfection. His volcanic head flamed with imagination, but his torpid heart slept unawakened by passion. His standard of poetry is by much too limited; he supposes that the essence of poetry is something of which a painter can make a picture. A

Elderly And Behind The Wheel.
Here it is, only Wednesday and already I have seen 4 incidents by elderly drivers. The first one started a left turn in front of an oncoming Lexus, causing him to swerve right, lock up with a Chevy and run them both through a block wall. The bitch that caused the whole thing drove away like she had no responsibility for the accident. Second one almost ran over a pedestrian in a crosswalk while making a right. Third one damn near side-swiped me. The fourth hit the gas instead of the brakes and drove though the lobby of a Honda repair shop. I am sorry, no discrimination against the elderly, but they should have to take an on the road driving test every year after 60. They may not always get in these accidents, but the only reason is the quick reactions of the other drivers. It's not right.

The Elderly Speak Thier Mind!! Thanl God For Them
> Here is a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent > > interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro > > station in DC: > > > > There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the > > evils of America . I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was > > behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester > > offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined." > > > > The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture > > of friendship and in a very soft voice asked, "Lady, don't you care about > > the children of Iraq?" > > > > The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France > > during World War II. I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . > > All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our > > country. If you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and > > ope

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his glasses, he casually asked: "Is that one word or two words?"

An Elderly Couple
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love

An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple was sitting together watching television. During a commercial, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?" After a long thoughtful silence and during the next commercial, the wife replied, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid."

The Elderly Are Often The Victims (repost)
This is a topic dear to my heart...the elderly...as well as children...Please read and repost! Imagine someone living in a house for 50 years, watching their children grow up and move away, and seeing the neighborhood around them deteriorate.Now picture that person barricaded in their own home at night, isolated, and afraid to go out, terrified of the gangs, the junkies and the criminals outside. Now imagine that this person is your own grandmother. The elderly are often the victims of crimes, in part because they usually live alone and are seen as easy targets for scam artists, burglars, and other predators. Columbus Police Officer Amy Welsh works third shift and has seen her share of seniors being victimized. She began to notice a pattern to the burglaries in which the elderly were targeted because of poorly lit back and side areas of their homes. She suggested to them to install a motion security light, maybe they’d be a little safer. They just looked at her...these peop

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through She leans over and says: "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do? He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

An Elderly Woman Bought A Parrot
An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sunday. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem. That she should put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. The next week she put him on her shoulder and went to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said "It's damn cold in here". Everyone turned around to look at her. She ran out of the church in total embarrassment. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation. The owner offered the following solution: "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder." So the next Sunday she took the parrot and as soon as the sermon started the parrot squawked "It's damn cold in here". Without any hesitation the woman grabbed his legs and swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder.

An Elderly Lady Phoned Her Telephone Company
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ri

Elderly
An elderly couple was attending church services.About halfway through the minister's sermon,the old lady leaned over and said,I just let out a silent fart .What do you think i should do?" Her husband replied,"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Elderly Tech Support
An elderly woman called, furious. Tech Support: "How can I help you ma'am?" Customer: "You had better help me!" Tech Support: "That's why they pay me!" Customer: "Don't get smart with me!" Tech Support: "Of course, ma'am, how can I help you?" Customer: "Well, I've been waiting for quite some time!" Tech Support: "Yes ma'am, our current wait is about twenty minutes. It usually isn't that bad." Customer: (yelling) "Twenty minutes! I've been waiting three days!" Tech Support: "You've defied sleep and other bodily functions for a full 72 hours?" Isn't it wonderful when they get vague? Turns out she clicked on the "Help" button in Word or something three days prior and was waiting for us to call her...despite the fact that her computer had no modem and was not near a telephone line.

Elderly Couple
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."

Elderly Couple
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the c

Elder Offers Some Words
Being the tribal elder is serious business … but understand this elder has a sense of humor. The serious part involves members of the tribe looking for guidance because the elder supposedly speaks with sagacity and wisdom. The fun part comes into play because the elder is only human, still capable of mistakes, and still capable of pulling a tribal leg from time to time. Kind of like telling a person to go to hell in such a way that they anticipate the trip. Since I’m not truly 99 as my profile says … though age 59 presents a good start … any wisdom I possess is based on common sense, experiences, and a large handful of interaction with my Sioux friends in South Dakota. I’m a white man, a wasicun, but my friends made me a better person by pressing me to understand Mother Earth. Mother Earth, or Turtle Island, is the shell that cups all mankind. And, the colors of mankind are not just a coincidence to the four colors of a medicine wheel. Even though the medicine wheel

Elderly Foreplay
Elderly Foreplay The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole."

Elder Young
Elder Young Deep sighs….. For a young soul that has been called home…. Much too soon. Tears….. Flowing for pain of a beloved son’s life being cut short by…. Evil. Why him? Elder Young was born for a mission… To continue building the foundation of God’s true church here on Earth to be known about. The design of God’s will is not out’s to question, We are to obey and follow… So we may achieve the same higher mission like Elder Young. A new year… Brought a dark day…. Evil failed for Elder Young’s soul belongs to our Heavenly Father…. Forever. God knew Elder Young mission is along side his Heavenly Father and beloved brother Jesus Time paused…. To the heart- stopping news. Hearts were shattered…. Questions remain unanswered. A heart cries out…. “Not our son, not him!!” A prayer is said to ask for guidance and undertone. We must see and believe… Elder Young was picked, Just l

Elderly Foreplay
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. She finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her naked butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole."

Eldest Sister Pt1
eldest sister out of sight out of mind should i run or should i hide only minutes to make up my mind i hear her she coming what to do i hold the pillow tighter ever so more she at the door im out of time only seconds to make up my mind only seconds to decide either way my otions are fading she opens the door pulls back my sheets and in that voice so calm and mellow toned she say's "you have been a naughty boy" but i say it was not me (slap across my face) and then say's you shall speak no evil nor lies in this house as she reaches for the whip strike after strike as she say's you shall speak no evil here sinners burn in hell you shall speak no evil here sinners burn in hell the beating has stop she has grown tired of beating the word of god into my fleash but as she walks to the door she says you will be the death of me and ask do you know why you must be punished words ive heard time and time again yes eldest sister i say none shall see nor speak evil in this house sh

Elderly Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside Restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed Their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on The table and she didn't miss Them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a Distance before they could find a place To turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to Retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy Old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly During the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got ou

Elder
The Elder tree (Sambucus nigra) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca and Witchcraft and represents the thirteenth month on the Celtic Tree Calendar. The thirteenth month was composed of just three days, the last two days of October being the end of the old Celtic year, leading into the 1st of November and the start of the New Year. Today it is celebrated as the pagan festival of ‘Samhain’, more commonly known as ‘Halloween’. The word Elder is derived from an old Anglo-Saxon word ‘aeld’ meaning fire, an association given to the Elder because of its use. The soft pith of an Elder branch pushes out easily and the tubes formed were used as pipes for blowing up fires, later Elder bellows were made for same effect. From this followed the folk names Pipe-Tree, Bore-tree or Bour-tree, the latter still being used Scotland is traceable to the Anglo-Saxon form Burtre. Other early names include Eldrun or Ellhorn, and then later in the fourteenth century it became known as Hyldor or Hyllantr

Elders Of Zion
This "parchment document in Hebrew" has never existed! The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fraudulent document which served as a pretext and rationale for anti-Semitism and for anti-Semitic and anti-Masonic propaganda in the first half of the 20th century. It still does in Islamic and Christian extremist circles which keep reprinting and distributing it. It is, however, a 'codeword' for anti-Semitic behavior and action. Mention of "The Elders" and there is no other plausible explanation, save that of inciting ill-will and racist thoughts, words, and deeds. The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion purports to be the transactions of a series of 24 (in other versions, 27) meetings held in Basel, Switzerland, at the time of the first Zionist congress (1897). At that meeting, Jews and Freemasons (the old Judeo-Masonic saw) were said to have made plans to disrupt Christian civilization and create a world government (yes, that old saw too!) under their joint rule. Libera

Elderly Foreplay
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. 'Gladys!' he exclaimed.' For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole.'

An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.

Elderly Man
lmao this nurse posted this on a website about stupid people that employees deal with... this one is just funny ---------------------------------- AARP Membership Comes With A Few Hidden Perks Hospital | New Hampshire, USA (I was trying to put a dressing on the arm of a VERY confused but cute elderly man.) Me: “Just hold your arm out so I can wrap this around it.” Elderly patient: *reaches out his arm and grabs my right breast* Me: “Hey! You can’t do that!” Elderly patient: “But I like it…” Me: *laughs

The Elderly Can Be Amusing~~
An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!' Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age; How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth , and I think I just wet my pants.' An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wi

Elderly Abuse
I never understood elderly abuse, how someone could want to hurt an old person; however recent events in my life have brought me to an understanding of how someone could at least want to do it. I recently started taking care of my 90 year old Great Great Aunt (my Great Grandmothers sister). She is 90, over weight, diabetic & most days a whiny, emo, caculated and cruel old bitch. She has a 70 percent hearing loss and the onset of severe memory loss - she doesn't eat , has a biting dog and refuses her medication (she claims it is poison). Her behavior is none less then reflection of my two year olds' temper tantrums. She acts completely helpless when it is convenient for her and she She lies or creates fantasies in her own mind.. I hear her talking on the phone saying that I poison her and don't feed her. I just want to scream. I buy 300$ worth of groceries and put them in the house only to hear her complain because there is not enough chocolate milk in the house and that's all she w

Eldest Poem
I am the eldest of the elders, I have been chosen; But it is something I wished for not. It was bestowed upon me in a ceremony as old as time itself. I am older than the earth, yet younger than the stars in the heavens. I am the teacher, seerer, the protector of all that is precious. I know all they need, yet I cannot teach them till they are ready to believe. I feel the rage,pain,saddness, sorrow of all the other elders; yet i alone can do nothing but offer wise counsel. For I must show strength and not break, no matter how it hurts. I am always destined to be alone. This was written in the cave of writtings; This will always be the fate of the eldest. I am the eldest of the elders, I have been chosen; But is something I wished for not.

An Elderly Chuckle
A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on their porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker." He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."

Elderly Dog Help And Suggestions
I have an 11 year old dog named Bella. She has been with me since she was 5 1/2 weeks old. She is one of the loves of my life. Greatest dog, well trained and so well mannered. Loves everyone and everything. In the past few months my 2 year old fell on top of her and hurt her pretty bad. She was treated and had gone back to normal. Now with the bitter cold weather here and the snow within mins of letting her out to go potty her arthritis starts to kick in and her joints start to lock up. Today was the worst and I was to the point where I wanted to run out and pick her up and carry her in. My heart sank to see her in that condition. She has been started on Glucosamine, and is perfectly fine when she is indoors. Even still jumps over the baby gates and up onto furniture and beds without one issue. I am looking for any suggestions on how I can make her life easier when she goes outside. Is there any other vitamines or anything that I can do that has maybe worked for you before? Mind yo

Elder Banking
ELDER BANKING... PRICELESS!! Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which Iendeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for onlyeight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally a

Elderberry Wine
1 quart firmly packed blossoms, separated from the stems3 gallons water9 pounds sugar3 pounds seedless raisins, chopped1/2 cup strained lemon juice (about 4 lemons)1 cake compressed yeast Combine the sugar and the water and boil them about five minutes to make a thin syrup. Pour in the blossoms and mix them well. Then cool the liquid to lukewarm and add the raisins, lemon juice, and yeast. Put the mixture into a large crock and let it stand for six days, stirring three times daily. Then strain the wine and put it aside to age for several months. Finally, pour the liquid into bottles or fruit jars and cap the containers. The result is a light, delicate drink.

El Desarrollo De Iphone Y Android Aplicaciones Deportes
Iphone desarrollador de la aplicación del juegoIphone es un teléfono inteligente que ha incorporado con muchas características nuevas. Ha encontrado su lugar en todos los grupos de edad. Es USP es una amplia gama de aplicaciones, lo que ha hecho la vida más fácil. Hay decenas de aplicaciones como juegos, aplicaciones de entretenimiento y otras aplicaciones prolíficos como la banca que ahorra tiempo y hace que la banca más simple. Ha habido un aumento en el número de usuarios de iPhone que a su vez ha llevado al desarrollo de aplicaciones iPhone. -android 4.2 Muchas compa?ías ofrecen variedad ávido de servicios de desarrollo de juegos para iPhone. Su equipo eficiente atiende a todos los requisitos del cliente. Ellos trabajan en las líneas de la creatividad y ofrecer lo mejor. Uno tiene la flexibilidad de optar por la aplicación a medida, como los desarrolladores de juegos para iPhone y aprovechar el mejor precio posible.Aplicaciones para deportes iphone El deporte es otra aplicación q

El Diablo En El Infierno.
EL DIABLO EN EL INFIERNO. Cuento de el Decamerón. Bocaccio ¿No han oído decir nunca, amables damas, cómo se mete al diablo en el infierno? Pues bien, se los voy a enseñar sin apartarme mucho del tema al que todos se han referido hoy. Este relato les indicará los medios que hay para salvar el alma, y les hará ver al mismo tiempo que si el amor frecuenta más palacios y las ricas viviendas, no deja, sin embargo, de hacer sentir su poderío en los bosques más espesos, en las cimas de las montañas y en las cuevas más desiertas. De donde puede concluirse que todo el universo le pertenece. Pero vengamos al hecho. En la ciudad de Capra, en Berbería, vivía un hombre extremadamente rico, que tenía, entre otros hijos, una hermosa muchacha llamada Alibech. No era cristiana,pero como oía constantemente a los cristianos establecidos allí hacer el elogio de su religión y del culto a Dios, preguntó cierto día a uno de ellos cuál era la mejor manera de servir a Dios. La persona a quien s

Eleanor Roosevelt....
once said, "I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experiences behind him." Question -- Just how many experiences must be successfully put behind to conquer the fear???? ;)

Eleanor Rigby On The Net
I hope a few of you are old enough to remember the Beatles song, but if not you may get my meaning anyway, as I sit here and watch the small pics float by, I can only think "all the lonely people were do they all come from" for as the world grows larger we seem to become more isolated, more more distant, yet each night we long for companionship even if its in the form of pixelated words appearing on our screen from some stranger who bridged the gap of cyberspace for a little human contact. Like the old song by the police everyone hear in one form or another is sending out an S.O.S. in hopes of seeing a hundred million bottles washed up on the shores of their inbox, the next time they log on. Not because we wish any misory on anyone else, but because we all long to be part of a community any community, to have someone say "Hello". My point remember that when someone stretches out that hand in the cyber communication network. As for me my rules are simple, if you want to be my friend exp

Eleanor Rigby
Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they

E Learning
Yhis sites taking some getting used too....I`ve spent more time browsin than workin..LoL. I`d just like to say what a pleaseant site this is....no freeze frames, no non connection problems, a screen filled with `things to do`....and more importantly pleasant people from across the globe.

Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962), American Stateswoman:
Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever church he sees fit, and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused of prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with religious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers' money. Spiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporal power should not become too important in any church.

E League Fined The B.c. Lions All-star Defensive Lineman An Unspecified A
TORONTO -- Khalif Mitchell is in trouble with the CFL once again. The league fined the B.C. Lions all-star defensive lineman an unspecified amount Tuesday for multiple "throat slashing" gestures committed in the clubs 19-18 win over the Edmonton Eskimos on Saturday night. After the game, Mitchell defended his actions, saying he made a gesture in the form of a cross. But a television replay showed the defensive tackle making a throat-slashing gesture. Earlier this season, Mitchell served a two-game suspension handed down by the CFL for violently hyper-extending the arm of Edmonton offensive lineman Simeon Rottier in the Eskimos 27-14 win in Vancouver on July 20. Mitchell was not penalized on the play but was still suspended by CFL commissioner Mark Cohon. Mitchell launched an unsuccessful appeal. Saturday nights game was Mitchells first against Edmonton since the incident with Rottier. Mitchell flattened the Eskimos guard on the first series Saturday night and walked away without incide

;;electric!
;;I see you, in the sun && the moon, in the morning, in the night time, whenever, where ever, you are every where, in every thought I think, and every dream I have, you are... and the very moment that you vanish, will be the death of me, the end of being, of dreaming, of loving, of breathing, because without you I am... Close your eyes, and think of me, join with me, in this fantasy, where our worlds are united, and our dreams can come true, me and you, electric... Je suis un porn star, when I think of you... rawrrr!!!

Election...not Erection Shan
It's an election year here in the great Ohio valley. The ad money being spent could feed a lot of hungry kids... here and elsewhere. Ohio has become a hot spot for democracy. We have a black republican and a white democrat running for governor...it's not that I am prejudice but this is OHIO...we have more rednecks that vote than west virginia for cryin out loud. The white guy has a 20% lead already. I'm still undecided...yes I do vote...I like that the black guy uses technology to connect with us voters...by voice recognition phone calls...I've not heard from the white guy yet...the black guy...ken blackwell..is the current secretary of state for Ohio...the white guy...ted strickland is a congressman for the great state of Ohio...has a crappy voting record on taxes in congress...I haven't even gotten to checkin out their running pardners yet...It's sad that I have no time to make a decision on the next leader of OHIO..but they know that...I must reiterate this is NOT about race, creed

Electro House Mix..
New Electro/House mix!!! Download and listen now...Groups such as:MogwaiMonoInormarmatixThe Parallax CorporationRoyksoppSo many others....Let me know what you thinkwww.djentreat.com/demo/DJ_Entreat_Electro_5_28_06.mp3

Electirc
I see you, in the sun && the moon, in the morning, in the night time, whenever, where ever, you are every where, in every thought I think, and every dream I have, you are... and the very moment that you vanish, will be the death of me, the end of being, of dreaming, of loving, of breathing, because without you I am... Close your eyes, and think of me, join with me, in this fantasy, where our worlds are united, and our dreams can come true, me and you, electric... Je suis un porn star, when I think of you... rawrrr!!!

Election Year....
Entry for October 25, 2006(Election Year) Seems as if every time there is an election year, politicians have nothing better to do but bash one another, instead of telling us what they will do to better the economy(bringing back jobs,increasing the minimum wage, dealing with the fuel prices(increasing fuel mileage , finding better ways to decrease foreign oil)controlling the global warming, protecting our rain forests, and parks(what we have left of our heritage for generations to come).Instead of drilling, increase the fuel mileage, and find other ways and means for fuel(solar energy, hybrids, windmills). There has been alot of corruption in this government, as we have found out, and the republicans are trying to avoid alot of issues. We need people that will work for the people , not corporations, lobbyists, or the so called rich(not all are bad)Keep the politics out of the peoples homes(pro, or anti-choice activists) ,after all it is a womans body, and they too have rights. No pres

Election Day Soon
Ya, so, I just heard election day is coming up. . .November 7, I think...Well, I don't really care. But Canada has that pothead Michael guy running for Mayor, again. :S He wears this tall Canadian hat, like the type of hat Cat in the Hat wears, lmao. Kinda cool, but whatever. I personally couldn't care less about election day. Bush or whatever his name is, is a fucking retard. I mean, what the fuck. lmao. The shit he's said, the things he's done. I sure as hell don't wanna vote for him, nor do I give two shits about their world. As far as I'm concerned, he is nothing to me. Well, frankly because I don't know the guy, and I'm not caught up in any of his stupid affairs [lmao]. He can go choke on an egg for all I care. Ha ha, and what's more. . .I just watched on some news channel earlier today, that Sidam Husain has been trailed and sentenced to death by hanging. He's been convicted of a large number of crimes, all over the fucking world. So, not just in his homeland, or America, but

Election Day
Well i just got done voting.. boring really but at least its something. A few friends said it was a waste but i believe i contributed. I did my research and made an educated contribution. It feels good to get something done and i know the people i voted for a good for what i want and i can only hope that they fulfill their promises... well i hope the rest of you got out their and did something with your vote instead of just throwing it away.

Election Hangover
It’s November 8th, 1:05 in the afternoon. I’m sick to my stomach. I have been since last night. I’ve been walking around today in a daze. I don’t know if I should be pissed, sick, or depressed. Guess I’m all-of-the-above. A sort of “Election Hangover”. Yes, I realized it was a good chance the communis….errr….”Democrats” would secure the House, and as I write this, quite possibly the senate. (Waiting to hear Joe Webb’s possible win from Va. who, by the way, for 20 years has written child porn stories as well as stories about violence against women. Great choice Va.!!!) But what’s really made me sick is Ohio. Specifically the Ohio voters. So, I’ll start with the Ohio issues. Good ole Ohio, the poorest state in the union, as well as most taxed. Cleveland, Toledo, and Cincy the butt of many jokes. Union ran Ohio who wonders why the companies are leaving Ohio. Why Ohioans leave to spend money in dreaded Pennsylvania and even Canada on gambling. The smart thing to do would be legalize

Elections
Did anyone else notice today that Bush admitted he'd lied to the American people about whether or not Rumsfeld would stay or go? I'm so happy about the elections, I'm as giddy as a school girl after her first fuck. and if we get the senate too, well.....lol

^^electric Touch^^
I remember the electricity when our hands first touched the newness the excitement the taste of the forbidden. It was a breaking of tension the end of a game and the beginning of so much more As our lips touched tasting each other first softly then firmly then openly we watched our inhibitions float away turning unthinkable thoughts into heavenly deeds as our willpower collapsed in the wind a quivering breath But as we fade from mortal souls and slip into a torrent of passion and desire let's not fool ourselves about forever nor pretend this is something grand Let's be in love for one night so we can watch it fade when the morning comes Let's live a lifetime in these moonlight hours and never look back in the dawn Because we both have lives to lead and our own trails to blaze and even though tonight we burn for each other our fire will smolder and die under the weight of the morning dew And then we can spend the rest of our lives forgetti

Electric Chair
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Hu

Electronic Taser
(Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face o

Electrify My Feelings
Unique in savor was my previous night, My passions never kissed such fiery height. A fairy blinked and captured my senses, We smoothly crossed all forbidden fences. Her body's essence flamed the entire air, Burning I was in her glowing glare. Spark with spark, fire with fire, Boiling emotions flamed atmosphere entire. Drowning we were for ecstasy's survival, Staggering I'm with those moments' revival. Morn though made that night past, The glee it bestowed 'll ever last. It'll electrify my feelings every night, A dream has turned my instants so bright

Electralife
Awe struck, I stare...yet I dare not vesper a word, hither a thought of my feelings for this beautiful goddess. At the last interal of the day, we meet, she stares back, my eyes lock with hers, but shouldn't my true intesion shine through them? For who I am to decieve this beauty, when I am deceived by my very own emotion. Ironically my feelings are perfectly concealed within. She smiles at me, a most beautiful smile, and opens her arms. Hypnotized, I embrace, and hold her ever so preciously against my chest. My intensions are to never let her go, but still I overcome them, and yet still the unveiling of this emotion suppressed by fear. Will this hinder me from ever being with her? Obviously yes, but on this day I dare not hide my true feelings from her, for time is swiftly drifting away and the sands of time dare not rewind. A moment in her absents is one of pure sadness, because she isn't there to give my time and attention to. I faulter when I realize I'm not hers to bear,and yet, d

Electro-obscenity
Overpopulation... Overpopulation... Too many sex crazed perverts... Must kill 'em all!... Static obsessions A year of confessions Sexual curiosity Bloody recessions A list of blessings Losing virginity Take 'em by the hand Burn 'em for eternity Let 'em fall to the end Bleed 'em for certainty Electric vengence Deceptive acceptance Sexual redemption Electro-Static impulse Electro-Obscenity Electro-Static results Electro-Obscenity

Electric Papyrus
Electric Papyrus Conversations on Electric Papyrus, Flash and blink, Flow and wink, Keep me from sleep, But I don’t care. I laugh more than I yawn, And as I look out the window, Toward the dawn, And the orange and red, Of a new day, I feel good about the way, I chose to waste my time, That really wasn’t wasted, Just placed in a different, Field of reality, As I strove to be the man, I want, and need to be, For a million reasons, But none more important, Than the visions I receive, Like the limbs of a fall tree, Yellow and brown, Rooted to ground, With branches reaching up, up, Up to the heavens of the mind and the soul, Like a million stretching fingers, Grasping for the face of God, As my sub and conscious sinks into the screen, Longing for the grace and, beauty, On the other end of, Conversations on Electric Papyrus.

Electric Funeral
Reflex in the sky Warn you you're gonna die Storm coming, you better hide From the atomic tide Flashes in the sky Turns houses into sties Turns people into clay Radiation minds decay Robot minds of robot slaves Lead men to atomic graves Plastic flowers melt in sun Maybe moon falls upon Dying world of radiation Victims of mad frustration Burning glow of unseen fire Like electric funeral pyre Buildings crashing down To a cracking ground Rivers turn to wood Ice melting to flood Earth lies in death bed Clouds cry water dead Tearing life away Here's the burning pay Electric Funeral And so in the sky Shines the electric eye Supernatural king Takes Earth under his wing Heaven's golden chorus sings Hell's angels flap their wings Evil souls fall to Hell Ever trapped in burning cells! - Black Sabbath

Electric Pulse
It's time to melt you down It's time to strap you in Your mind's about to be diminished I scream to get me off Air blast to pull you in You feel the atrophy Electric Electric pulse Nightmares to shut you down Static to keep you in Darkness what you don't see Atomic Shockwaves to set you off It's time to throw the switch It's time that you recieve Electric Electric pulse

The Electric Soft Parade - No Need To Be Downhearted
The Electric Soft Parade has produced a true work of genius with ‘No Need To Be Downhearted.’ They have managed to combine the lyricism of Burt Bacharach, the pop sensibilities of the middle-years Beatles, and the technical savvy of the Alan Parsons Project or ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ era Pink Floyd. I am not overstating this. The songs on this album are laid back pop gems. They are subtle, yet powerful. They evoke a sense of yearning without being whiny. They range from sparse instrumentation consisting of acoustic guitar and piano to what sounds like a Casio keyboard and then up the scale to full orchestration. This a great Sunday afternoon, kicking back in the shade album. Or if you’re a doom and gloom type it can fit that mood too, as all the songs involve some kind of emotional message. Recommended tracks: well, all of them :) Recommended for: fans of the Beatles, Alan Parsons, Pink Floyd, Burt Bacharach, Coldplay, Rufus Wainwright, Leonard Cohen, or anybody who just wa

2008 Election Issue
Copied from: http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=1790515 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! 2008 Election Issue!! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going. SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except

Election Day
Its election day in Iceland today, for the last month and a half the politicians have been making all kins of promises to voters in the media that we all know they no intention of keeping. For the first time in 16 years it looks like we might actually be getting a new government, for the last 16 years we have had a right wing government but that might change today to a left wing/middle of the road kind of government. I wish i felt more enthusiastic about the whole thing, i probably wouldnt vote for any of the parties involved this time around exept for the fact that a friend of mine is running for office, still, i kind of wish she wasnt involved in this election, she is a nice person and nice people get chewed up and spit out by "professional" politicians, nice people should do nice things with their time, they shouldnt hang around with vultures.

Election Day -----may 12th
Just to let you know...I won the election. Its nothing special...a county position but hey...its my first election! Hey folks, don't forget today is election day! Our soldiers are in Iraq now so that we can have the freedoms we enjoy. Have a great weekend and don't forget to vote! I'll let you know how I did in the election later when I find out! GO SPURS GO!!!! I'll be at the Spurs game tonight...check it out on tv tonight. For those not sports minded...they are my favorite NBA basketball team.

Electric Cowboys
A friend and I was suppose to have a double date Friday night but sorta got stood up.. So we went and got something to eat and decided we was goin out anyways.. So we went to Electric Cowboys its in Chattanooga,Tn...And she only had a cpl drinks but she was drivin so.. I had like 5 long island tea's and 2 red headed sluts.. We didn't get home till they closed which they kicked everyone out around 2:30am.. But we had a good time.. she got asked to dance a cpl times but would tell them no, then they would ask me.. lol I would tell them no.. they were to drunk to stand much less dance..lol I slow danced with this one guy named Michael and he was a really nice lookin guy from Ala. and had been divorced for 15yrs. we danced 3 different slow dances.. and we told one of the bouncers that we was gonna kidnap him and .. he said that would be ok...lol but all in all we had a good time..But I always have a good time with her.. She is a great friend to have.. She just doesn't know how much our fri

Electronic Fireworks
Electronic Fireworks 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (1 January 2007, Netherlands) The first Darwin Award of 2007 goes to Serge Sluijters, 36, who thought it reasonable to hover over an illegal professional firework and light the electronic ignition with an open flame. But this was not a traditional wick; it was a device designed for precision timing. The flame triggered an immediate launch, and the fireworks catapulted upwards, killing our amateur pyrotechnician enroute to a spectacular burst across the night sky. Serge had purchased the firework legally in Belgium, but then transported it illegally into the Netherlands. His father disputed the notion that Serge was careless, characterizing his son as a man who gave due consideration to his acts. A witness told reporters, "His face disappeared. If someone has no face left, you know it's serious." Every year, another idiot gets nominated for a Darwin Award for this same reason. Please, readers, keep your itc

Electro
Hey ho Folks ! Its Wednesday night in Germnay 23.30 pm & time is ticking away. In less than 5 hours i´ll be on air to bring you 60 minutes electro beats. Get your marker and paint it red on ur screen. http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5571 DungeonRadio

Electrical Products
funny isnt it how when you buy an electrical item the clerk always trys to sell you an extended product warranty, and how often do you ever take them up on the offer, well silly me i didnt do this and lo and behold my bloody washing machine broke down yesterday, oh flamin happy days, lol, good job i work in a laundry so i hot footed it to work this morning to do the lot, and now i have to wait for an engineer to come out sometime on wednesday between 8am and 6pm and if i happen to pop out to the local store for something you know he is going to call then and i will miss him even tho it only takes five minutes to make said journey. as you can see i am the eternal optimist, or then again i may have had a few experiences with engineers and their tactics to get home early. Heres to smelling sweet once more lol ..

Electric Blue Pontiac G6 Gt
I've been selling cars for a while now. I've always owned old, average 20 years, POS's. Well today that ends. I signed a lease on a Electric Blue Metallic Pontiac G6 Sport Sedan today, it only has 51 miles on it, of which I put 25 prior to buying. WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Electrichellfire Productions
we are back and stronger than ever we are in process of rebuildin so bear with us but have a look let me know wat ya think plz http://mysite.verizon.net/vzery0hk/electrichellfireproductions/index.html

Election 2008
Jesus, is there no one worth voting for on either side? Hey Canadians, Is the immigration process hard? Could I still live here and just be Canadian? I don't know much about hockey, but I am willing to learn.

Electric Monday
Another day, feel the same Adjusting to the status quo Ripping at me like an endless Monday morning Comedy is a good disguise When your whole is in a hole Intoxicate Wash away A spirit to lift your spirits Your river runs deep Let me swim in your calming waters Is it words you want? I’ve got words But you want more Desires and dreams to be fulfilled Continents and worlds to explore My eyes are red and heavy Blankly staring into the void Waiting for a reply I’ve stolen you away With little regard for another I refuse to give you back Right around the time you fade

The Electricity Of Lust
Lust electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Tender mouthful Indulgent sips Spasms sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth caressing Deadlock embrace Lust electric Unabated Flesh metallic Liquidated

Electricity
LMAO Our 7 yo daughter turned on the light in our room then went to hers and when she flipped the switch she said "The electricity is out in my room!" We about died we told her that her light was just burned out and daddy would replace the bulb she said "Oh, ok"

Electro-arm Wrestleing And A New Shocking Donavan Video
electro-arm wrestling..throw-up productions style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB5dqRmXoQI electro arm wrestling part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_F6U2fTzc Shocking donavan again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViP5XaeneU

Electric Boogaloo
Hey all! If anyone is in the Northern Kentucky area this Saturday, be sure to stop by and have the time of your life at Jimmy Jam. This time it's 80's throw back night and we're in for some real fun! So grab your big hair and parachute pants and join us for some fun. Message me if you need the details!

Electrical Supplies
Electrical Supplies She had waited on him every time he came in, he was an electrical contractor, and bought his supplies there. She could feel the "electricity" between them every time he came in. They flirted with each other, joked about getting "electric shock treatments"but never anything more. Every time he left her co-workers would say they could see the sparks between them, why not jump his bones already? Well today was her lucky day, when he came in today and ordered his supplies, some of the things he needed were in the warehouse and she was taking him with her to get them! As soon as they were in the warehouse and down an aisle she turned around quickly took his face in her hands and kissed him, softly and tentively at first, she pulled back and looked in his eyes, then before he could say anything she kissed him again this time tracing his lips with her tongue before slipping it in his mouth. Pulling him into a deep kiss, she felt his arms come around her waist and pul

Electric Dreams
We dance in skies of electric blue Clothed in swathes of purple hue - Tossing, turning, through the night A Magical journey to the light. Run barefoot on silver sands Take a mystic journey to never lands Dance to music as yet un-played Swim in pools at the forest glade, Take my hand, come dance with me Experience joyous ecstasy. Float with me on white edged waves Explore with me those hidden caves Float in rainbows' colours bright Dance with me throughout this night. Chase the stars, and catch the moon Morning will be here too soon Hold me in your arms my love Above the clouds fly with the dove Let us soar to realms so high Dance on moonbeams in the sky. Swim down to the oceans' bed With a million starfish round my head Softly on the ocean floor Kiss me now, as ne'er before Come, dance this dream, while we may For tomorrow is another day.

2008 Election
Where are all the redneck Republicans? Well lets just hope a dickhead-do nothing Democrat doesnt win the next Presidential election. Especially another Clinton for Christs sake! Our country is in enough shit now with all the fuckin Mexicans here--OVER 12 million. If they all became citizens they are allowed to bring 3 family members here--that would be 48 million beaners living here sucking up our welfare system and raiseing YOUR taxes! Wake the fuck up people!

Elections
Remember Election is always after Halloween but don't be fooled, our politicians all looks the sameEVEN after Halloween they're still bunch of EVIL clowns who wears all the same mask (bunch of them) just to get voted into Office. Once in office, they all turn to be a Ringmaster in the White canaopy House and all do the same tricks to make other countries laugh and joke. Spending our budgets to support thier agenda while our hard working countrypeople suffers They should play the music Send In The Clowns whenever a the Bush Adminstrations walks into the room ....THANK YOU( BUSH-N-COM. CIRCUS GROUP..... not affiliated with the Americian publics. independantly run and operated without public knowledge

Electrode Mahine Thing Lol
I had a physical therapy appointment today. We discussed what she should try on me this time since taping up my shoulder didn't work and my skin reacted to the tape when she did it. She tried this electrode machine on my back and shoulder to react to the muscles. She left it on for about 20 minutes and it helped a lot. That is until she went to turn it off and she accidentally turned it the other way and shocked the Hell out of me. She felt so bad. It scared the shit out of me. LMAO! So she ordered me a machine to be sent to my home so I can do it to myself. I was really surprised how much it helped me. She said to do it 1 to 2 times a day to relax those muscles. Unfortunately she informed me she is pretty sure I have a torn rotator cuff in my left shoulder from back in April when I fell down some stairs in a restaurant! I never have gone in to have it checked and have just dealt with it. I guess I should really have is x-rayed and get it taken care of but that mea

Election 08
Don't hate me for this! But rather listen, understand, and take action! The only truth is staying true to yourself and your own beliefs wright??? Well as a Political Science major and a vast Republican/ Rudy supporter who aides in the running of the online facebook 'Rock the VOTE!' movement as well as the 'Take it to the streets' movement. All I have to say, is as long as you take a stand be it Republican or Democrat you stand for something! So be an American and VOTE!

Elections....
in europe,we have[also!!!] corrupted politicians,stupid presidents,incapables governments....so,when the elections come,its a hard time 4 us 2 make a good choice...BUT,2 elect a black moslem..or a woman...as president!!!???!!....america is in deep shit this time,i think!....

Election
Since this is a Presidential election year, there is a high interest in voting. My question is how do you choose which candidate to vote for whether President, Governor, Senator, etc? Do you base your vote on party, issues, or is it more superficial like their hair or if he/she goes on a certain talk show? Do you even vote at all? Do you vote in your state's primary?

The Elections
March 19, 2008 @ 5:28 pm #84 of 84 Maybe one day the people of the USA will band together and to decide to kick big business out of Gov, and limit the terms to 6 yrs for all, one time for life, Then average Jane or Joe could run for office and win, Give the Gov back to the people. *Steps off my soap box*

Electric Cowboy
Saturday night APRIL 26th Electric Cowboy; West Denver's hottest new night time destination located in Westminster is now offering something for everyone. Whether its Country or Dance, socializing or just relaxing it's a good time for all at Electric Cowboy. Enjoy ice cold beer, a few games of pool, or just sit back and watch all of the action on the dancefloor, it's a Boot-Scootin', Toe-Tappin' good time. Electric Cowboy is nestled in Westminster at Hwy. 36 at the Sheridan Rd. exit, next to the Westminster Mall. Harlan & 88th. If interested please give me a shout! If I get enough interest I can set up maybe rooms at a near by hotel for rooms.

Election `08
Ken Blackwell - Columnist for the New York Sun It's an amazing time to be alive in America. We're in a year of firsts in this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first frontrunning freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first. We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no longer talk about skin color or gender. Now that Barack Obama steps to the front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and start talking about his policies and his politics. The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and its time America takes a closer and deeper look at him. Some pundits are calling him the next John F. Kennedy. He's not. He's the next

Electrocution Via Toaster
Over time you learn certain things. Like to stop holding your breath, To back away from the window, To start blinking again, To move the toaster away from the tub, And to stop basing Every. Single. Thing. On hopeless expectations.

Electric
Pack your bag,run away Along a freeway, out of town Where you'd like and the night is over It's alright From despair, between the sheets Spilling over, spinning round Waiting still, in the street Ain't it bitter, ain't it sweet, oh ho Holding, holding on to you again Holding, holding on to you again No rushing, don't rush it, my love Holding on, holding, holding on to you Bet you lie, on your back In the backseat of his car Cattle black, pepper night Dylan Thomas, pass around Passing out on the floor In the bathroom, black light vail We don't need once again Sing the song, sing Drink the wine, love Oh, well how long did we stay in there Well I can't believe my eyes Well how long did I take this Well I can't hold on no, hold on Holding, holding on to you again Holding, holding on to you again I'm ready, I'm ready, my love Holding, holding on to you

Election Thoughts
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike. If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day. If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Electrical Shock
Electrical shock and other energy emanations are often associated with trying to cross a taboo line or some other kind of punishment. Sometimes the energy is not from a traditional source (i.e., cattle prod, electric fence, stun gun), but is rather the projection of power against us from another dream figure. Probably because of the paralyzing power of electrical shock and the invisible nature of electricity, we feel invisibly restrained or unable to move. The taboo we are violating may be obvious, such as trying to enter a place that is forbidden or itmay be more general, trying to assume too much personal power in the cosmos. Either way, being confronted by electrical or other energy metaphors can be a jolting dream event. Did you notice where the shock came from, or did it surprise you? Did the shock hurt or disable you, or was it merely a nuisance?

Election
Ok here is the deal i have been setting here watching and waiting for people to get there heads out of there asses . But obviously it is not happening . I have been watching this presidential election to see who is winning the poles to see who is going to be the Democratic runner and in disbelief Hilliary is winning the over all votes But Obama is winning the electorial votes . Does anyone have any idea what is going to happen if he wins lets see He will not say the Pledge of Alligence will not salute or American Flag and to top it off has anyone listen to what he stands for come on people what are you thinking . He has had his Minister on TV with him and i quote he said Not (God Bless America) but God Damn America . That the US deserved 911 we asked for it Obama said that his minister was like a part of his family like an Uncle he has known him for over 20 years and backs him up completely . Obama will not even wear the Pin all the electorials are wearing the US Flag Because he does n

Election Year
I'm reminded of the time that Ava - one of my granddaughters - told me that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Ava - "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" Ava replied - "I would give houses to all the homeless people." "Wow - what a worthy goal you have there Ava." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house." Ava (who is 5 years old) thought that over for a second, and Ava replied, "why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can pay him the $5 dollars." Ava, Welcome to the Republican Party.

Elect Nobody
Subject: Elect Nobody This is just so true! Why do we put up with these people!!!! =================== RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese – Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 43

Electron Spider
Okay, wrote this several years ago, I actually have several versions of it before I finally just settled on the stripped down, basic as can be, version. I liked it, though the more verbose versions were pretty good also. -------------------------------------- Electron Spider silent sparkle on reality web life glimmering upon information plane sharp crystalline form many eyed watching long legs weaving jargon knowledge caught in passing squirming fiercely electric web fragile body wrapping struggling life drinking laser light data poaching lost thoughts soul searching stealing scream of breaking glass rumbling through tiny speaker silicon board another spider kills

Electronic Reality
The time that we spend together exists not in day to day life but that of electronic realizations of life and that of our minds. Emotions developed through situational circumstance and statements expressed through the keyboard from the heart and mind All the normal feelings and emotions held within that of a normal relationship are bound by electronic dreams and fantasy that are created within 1’s and 0’s Technicolor bonds that encompass us are black and white, yes or no, 1 or 0 for it is either day or night there is no room for dusk or dawn There can be no maybes or possibilities because within this world of electronic reality there are no shades of blue or black just depression; no shades of red just hate or love The time spent together creating memories are that derived from machines miles apart that express for us to each other pictures and those very words that can be seen It is said that someone could not possibly love another person without ever meeting that person; my an

Electrical Wheels
I need to remember these two wheels and their associated formulas so Im posting them here. Its simple shit, its just a matter of remembering it. Volts = Amps*Ohms Amps = Volts/Ohms Ohms = Volts/Amps Watts = Volts*Amps Amps = Watts/Volts Volts = Watts/Amps

The Election Year
In this year of Presidential election I think you may find this interesting. And be sure to read it to the end! Read it to the end------ Harry Truman, from Missouri, was a different kind of President. He probably made as many important decision regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House. Historians have written the only asset he had when he died was the house he lived in, which was in Independence Missouri. On top of that, his wife inherited the house from her Mother. When he retired from office in 1952, his income was a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year. After President Eisenhower was inaugurated, Harry and Bess drove home to Missouri by themse

Election Fubar Talk
I'm curious to see the opinions and sentiments regarding the upcoming November Presidential elections. I'm kinda one of those skeptics who believes that the system isn't only broken, but it was designed that way with the bicameral party. Will Obama make any changes, or will things just be the same as the free world baton is passed along to another ONE, no different than the others? Is McCain using his Vietnam appeal to pity too excessively, or is this an appeal that will help him gain the presidency? I think personally they should have left him to stay put at the Hanoi Hilton..Anyone who leaves his disabled wife to marry a millionaire budweiser girl is kind of weak. But he's a politico opportunist that employs Machiavellian tactics to achieve his power goals. Now Obama, he's clever, with his change and there appears to be little dirt on the guy, although don't be deceived he's got a huge ego and he is about the power..So will it be the whiner McCain with his great foreign policy t

Election And All The Crap That Goes With It
You know the top topic around the world right now is the Election..And I am not a political person...so please do not take this that way..just simply sounding off. But right now the way our economy is..the election by far scares the hell out of me..I don't watch the news..well up until recently...since I have all this free time...I generally learn what I do by way of the internet...so I was surfing around the other day and I heard this on the tv yesterday...one of the major deciding factors is going to be the state of NC...wth? Since when did we become so important..if that's the deciding factor...we are all in trouble. Primarily I've always known this to be a Republican state...that's scary..and how people decide they are going to vote for one party or the other puzzles me...I've always decided at the election time who I thought the best person for the job was. This year I am even looking at the local officials carefully...I'll tell you why...this state is broke..unemployed for

The Election
Hi... I'm really not into politics at all. In fact I have never voted... which is horrible I know.. but this year I will vote for McCain.. I know that Obama is cool and everybody likes him but it would be a very bad choice to make him our president. He is muslim just like the terrorist who hit us so hard on 9/11. He is a liar and he is racist and... there are alot of truths about this man that people aren't seeing because they are choosing not to see it. He said 4 years ago that he would not be running for president in 08 because he would be too inexperienced for the job and he wouldn't put himself in that position without really knowing what he is doing. Here it is 2008 and guess what that same inexperienced community organizer is running for president. The man can not make a decision to save his life. He is constantly changing what he thinks that is not the kind of man I want running this country. He says whatever he thinks the people wanna hear. Please please do not vote for this ma

Election 08
In the early morning hours of August 6, 1945 a plane took off from an island airfield and headed north by northwest. The planes primary target was a city located on the deltas of a southwestern island facing the inland sea. The island had a civilian population of about 300,000. The plane flew at a low altitude before climbing to 31,000 feet as it neared the island. At approximately 8:15am the plane released it's 9,700 pound cargo over the island. Forty- Three seconds later a huge explosion light up the morning sky. This cargo was later estimated to have the equivalent of 15,000 tons of TNT. On the ground moments before the blast it was a calm and sunny Monday morning. There were commuters on foot and bicycle and groups of women and children working outside. The closest to the explosion died instantly, their bodies turned to black char. When all was said and done 140,000 people were killed. Again on August 9, 1945 over a different city another 9,700 pound cargo was detonated. This would

Election 08
Ok, this is my very first blog ever so if i break some golden rule of blog etiquette please forgive me. I want to combine grandpa John and Obama. I don't think that is too much to ask. I want to vote for a candidate who admits that we were totally misled into war and that there were no WMDs. I want that candidate to then also admit that we did go to war and now we need to finish the job; and by finish I mean win and leave Iraq in no worse shape then when we went in (and hopefully a little better off). I don't understand why the dems and the reps seem to think that these two beliefs can not both be true. It's not Clark Kent and Superman, the two can be in the same place/time without total destruction of the universe as we know it. i have to polish my nails now...thanks 4 reading:-)

2008 Election
I don't know about anyone else, but, I am so tired of negitive campaning and mud slinging. I don't want to hear about all the crap from the past. I want to know what you are going to do for our country here today and now. What you did in the past may or may not have any influance on the job you are doing or propose to be doing. I guess if you can't do the job we can replace you.

Electrifying!
just thought i'd let anyone that bothers to read this know, that as of tomorrow my electricity will be out, and i won't be around for a bit... will be back as soon as i can be tho :) take care! *hugs to all*

Election
President ? Category: Life Here we are just days before the election, we have these people running for office & bashing each other... that has become a WAR in its self. Why should we stand for this ? Do we really want a president that won't salute OUR Flag, what does that tell US ? Both Obama & McCain think their going to win this, it isn't too late WE , all of us could write in Ron Paul, he doesn't need the Money, He also wants the WAR to end & he is NOT out there bashing anyone.... We do have a choice & this is OUR AMERICA , lets do something for Our self & our Country.

The Election
So here we are, less than two weeks until what many are saying could be the most important election, if not in the history of our country, at least in recent memory, and for us 20 somethings, certainly the most important election we have ever voted in. Now, I'm not one that would usually preach about these kinds of things, I have my views, and generally keep them to myself. However, I feel that this election is important enough that I say something. First, and foremost, our country is a democracy, and in a democracy we are obligated to vote for the most qualified candidate for president(or any office). Our country has had a two party system pretty much continuously since the 1800's and has solidified over the last several decades. The two party system is highly detrimental to our country. No longer do we vote on who is the most qualified, but who is the "lesser of two evils". That line of thinking still puts evil in office, whether you want to admit it or not. Now, I'm not writin

Election Day Coming...
Does it really make a difference who wins the Presidency? Has any president ever elected ever fulfilled the campaign promises they spew all through the campaign? I can't seem to remember one in my life. They all seem to promise the same stuff lately, lower taxes, better education, affordable health insurance, blah, blah, blah.... We need a change that's for sure, but one man can't do it. The president can't do doodly squat without the support of the Congress and Senate, so whoever gets elected will be in for a fight for sure. We have to stop giving away our wealth to other countries with little or nothing in return. You can't tell me that with all the brilliant sum bitches in this country, we can't make a car that will do 120 without running on gas. I heard on the news that the demand for crude oil has dropped so the OPEC nations are going to cut production by 1.5 billion barrels a day. Got to drive the price back up and make all of us oil sucking countries pay through the nose agai

Election
REPUBLICAN PARTY: John McCainSarah Palin US Senator John McCain (Arizona) Presidential Nominee Governor Sarah Palin (Alaska) Vice Presidential Nominee DEMOCRATIC PARTY: Barack Obama Joe Biden US Senator Barack Obama (Illinois) Presidential Nominee US Senator Joe Biden (Delaware) Vice Presidential Nominee

The Election
Yay! My first entry! Haha! Ok so yeah, I'm punk and all, but that doesn't mean I don't vote and get involved in politics. It irritates the crap out of me first that people don't vote and second that people vote based on their religious ideals and not political and social view points. AHHHH! WTF? Whatever happened to separation of church and state? I grew up in a fundamental baptist family. Ugh. My father votes based on one thing and one thing only: which candidate follows his religion the best. What the hell? That is socially irresponsible. Vote based on the issues facing society. Which candidate can best handle the country's problems? Which candidate can best handle foreign policy? Which candidate can uphold our Constitution to the highest authority? You're free to your own opinion on these things, but for cryin out loud, don't base it on your religion! And don't vote solely on who's against abortion! Roe vs. Wade is never going to be overturned. Mark my words. T

The Election
For everyone still wondering who to vote for--and there are some of you out there--please take the time to read this essay--it will only take a couple minutes of your time. http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2008-11-02-1.html

Election '08
I love when my favorite movie ever shows it's power as a cultural icon, infusing it's memorable dialogue even in this election! Observe... "Right now, election officials probably identify with Sheriff Brody in 'Jaws,' who having seen the great white shark for the first time turns to his fellow passengers and remarks, 'We're gonna need a bigger boat,'" electionline.org director Doug Chapin said in a recent study of voting problems. I love that movie!!

Election Day...
I just got back from driving my kids to school... As I drove through the center of town, the street was lined with cars since it is Election Day... I find it so sad that all these people rush & scurry to place their vote for the candidate that they feel is deserving of holding office... I find it sad because these people actually think their vote matters... Not these days.... It was predetermined that Obama will be our next president... McCain & Hillary are merely pawns to make the game look good... Others like Ron Paul run hoping to make a difference... Take a look back a few years to another election that turned into a circus with recounts & a big to do about who actually got the votes... That election involved our beloved current president.... Most people know that he really didn't win that election... But he still got placed at the head of our country... And just look at what has happened since... Our country has gone to shit & here we are bordering on another depression....

Election
So I was going to go vote this morning and Kayla informed me that I needed to go vote at her school because that was my polling place. She then informed me that I could vote until 7pm. She said my choices were Barak Obama or John McCain. I asked her who she would vote for if she could vote….. she told me….. Elvis!!!! LMAO! She is too funny sometimes… apparently our service dog in training would be the best presidential candidate according to my 6 year old!

Elections
So its over. I have been watching with interest (the same way as you might watch a car crash) the popularity contest that is the American presidential election. Its at this time that i usually always feel smug that we in the UK vote for the party (and we have way more than 2 that you can vote for ) and their ideals and manifestos for change. Its about conecting or agreeing with ideals and principles rather then how someone comes across on TV. However this has now changed for the majority of people in the UK, even to the point that when the last leader of the labour party stood down, people asked why there was not a general election. Sometimes I really do despair. However back to the US Election and I really was shocked at some of the people the interviewed running up to the election, especially on the republican side. I mean if it wasn't bad enough that the majority beleived Obama was a Muslim (his middle names Hussein he cant possible be Christian), and to the middle class repu

The Election
Well its been another election. the first thing I want everyone to know is that this has nothing to do with race because President Elect Obama won the election. My problems is that I know his beliefs. Everyone thinks that he is going to lower taxes on the middle and lower class. Well in the last 20 years there have been promises to lower taxes and its never happened. They have only gone up. Honestly I dont have a problem with my taxes. Where my problem lies is that Obama is going to raise taxes on anyone making more than $250,000 a year. Now I know all of you are thinking that, hey they are rich. They can afford it. But what all of you are missing here is that if you raise the taxes on the wealthy, they will not be able to expand their businesses, Hire more employees, and pay higher wages. So by taxing the rich the economy will still crash. So for all of you that think that raising taxes on them and lowering taxes on us is going boost the economy, well you are wrong. The recession will

Election
Well it's finally over. I have to say I'm glad to see it gone. It makes it even better that the person I voted for and was pulling for the whole way won. I'm hoping that the change he promised is something he can actually deliver. I know we still have a long road ahead but I'm optimistic that things can only get better from here. We shall see.

The Election....a Lil Late I Know
Our Founding Fathers were collectively the brightest, wealthiest, and most powerful men of their era. They risked everything they had by declaring their independence from what was, at that time, the greatest military and economic power in the world.Quite frankly, we have not had such intellect, innovation, and "testicular fortitude" at the helm of our country since then, and I believe will never see men of such strong backbone in our government again.Just over 200 years later, England is a shadow of its past world dominance and the United States has fallen so far away from the country our forefathers created for us that they would shed tears of dismay if they could walk among us today. History provides a road map of where the US is heading…Is our demise inevitable? No, but ONLY if we study the past and make the difficult, yet proper, decisions to prevent history from repeating itself in our country as it has done with every group of people before us, from every culture imaginable.

Election '08
I don't wanna stop bitchin'. I have the right to bitch, I voted, and my candidate lost, that does not take away my right to bitch. See, it's already starting, the Obama Bin Laden supporters even want to take away our right to bitch. What's next???

Election Spurs 'hundreds' Of Race Threats, Crimes
Election spurs 'hundreds' of race threats, crimes By JESSE WASHINGTON, AP National Writer Jesse Washington, Ap National Writer 2 hrs 51 mins ago Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting "Assassinate Obama." Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars. Incidents around the country referring to President-elect Barack Obama are dampening the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony, highlighting the stubborn racism that remains in America. From California to Maine, police have documented a range of alleged crimes, from vandalism and vague threats to at least one physical attack. Insults and taunts have been delivered by adults, college students and second-graders. There have been "hundreds" of incidents since the election, many more than usual, said Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors hate crimes. One was in Snellville, Ga., where Denene Millner said a boy on the school bu

Election Duel (wow Style)
Ok, Despite my utter hate of Politics and Politicians aka the bloodsuckers that lie to poor people. I digress here's a nice lil' video i found showing what the gamers thought about before the election now that it's over. Thank the Gods.

Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you w

Election 2008
Since I wasn't a member here back during Vote '08, I thought I might just share a few thoughts I have about it. During the Republican primary, I was a big suppporter of Fmr. Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-AR). When he dropped out and saw US Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) gain speed, I started supporting now US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) because I would rather support a real Democrat over a RINO (Republican In Name Only). I ended up voting GOP because I really like Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) and hoped McCain would die in office with her as VP. I felt that US Pres. Barack Obama (D-IL) was dumb for not choosing Clinton as his VP. US VP Joe Biden (D-DE) is a gaph machine and has been wrong on every US foreign policy issue since he got elected to the US Senate. I do appreciate the election of the first Biracial American president. I certainly don't support Obama's liberal ideas, but I hope that the GOP will make gains in the US Congress in 2010 to limit his policy decisions.

Electrical
I really dont know if anyone will even read this. Im getting sick and tired of this shit. We are having our house rewired. It was supposed to take last tues-thurs . Its not tuesday and the slow as fucker is still in my house. 8am. mind you i work till 12am. go to bed at 230-3am and get up to get my son to school at 6am. I normally go back to bed untill 11am when he gets off the bus. i cant sleep with this fucker in my house.. ok needed to vent. i slept like 2 hours last nite.

Electric God Is With Us On Our Sixth Wedding Anniversary
I hope I’m not too sacrilegious with today’s title, but I wanted to encompass all that’s going on. First, to my readers on 360, this is the last blog entry you’ll see here. I expect you know already that Yahoo is closing its popular site on Monday and a lot of people who’ve contacted me are avoiding the rush and moving their profiles to other sites. Including Yahoo, ironically; they’ve opened Yahoo! Profiles there and so far I’m not impressed with it, so after today you may not see me there anymore. But that’s OK; I’ve got places on Tagged, Fubar, and Multiply going strong (though only the latter two have my blogs ongoing). I went to 360 and got all my blogs before November 19, 2006 – the day my Multiply blog begins – because to me they’re part diary and part record of life. Our daughter Sarah was four months old when I started to write there … wow. Martha and I celebrate our sixth wedding anniversary

Electric Emptiness
The music plays on. Silently shifts the seat and the blinking cursor counts the moments. Defy the blank screen. When nothing develops, out the window his gaze goes forth; for a moment he loves the evening sky. After a while, he reads her thoughts and is again surprised. He doesn’t always understand his own reactions. He wonders if others understand themselves. The music plays and it’s good music. A perfect moment, except for the lack of tea – and words. It seems impossible to write when life is good. To those who struggle before the electric emptiness and who, more regularly than not, overcome it: godspeed.

Electionday Today
And I went and did my citizen duty - as I always do! Watching the news all the time to see what the final result will be. I hardly ever watch tv but tonight I do. It is exciting! It has been a long tiering day in my Daybed - a lot of ups and downs I may add. Started early and went from there. Pain? Oh yeah! No worries - its there. Meds you ask? Sure as hell! They just dont seem to work all that well. Had some stuff I needed to get done. Most important and top of my list : To VOTE! And I did. With a smile even! Have to say - its been stressing me out a bit. And my body dont like stress at all! Of any sort. It starts arguing with me! Damn thing! Double doze with the strong stuff calmed it down long enough for me to go and vote. And that was a good thing. Bad thing : Im comming off it as I write this. I hope I get some sleep in a while - right now I shouldnt even bother with it. Im in my Daybed - remote on the table - candle lit and incent burning. No music at

Electrical Shock
Electrical Shock Electrical shock and other energy emanations are often associated with trying to cross a taboo line or some other kind of punishment. Sometimes the energy is not from a traditional source (i.e., cattle prod, electric fence, stun gun), but is rather the projection of power against us from another dream figure. Probably because of the paralyzing power of electrical shock and the invisible nature of electricity, we feel invisibly restrained or unable to move. The taboo we are violating may be obvious, such as trying to enter a place that is forbidden or itmay be more general, trying to assume too much personal power in the cosmos. Either way, being confronted by electrical or other energy metaphors can be a jolting dream event. Did you notice where the shock came from, or did it surprise you? Did the shock hurt or disable you, or was it merely a nuisance?

Electronic Technology Warning
ELECTRONIC TECHNOLOGY Something to think about:GPSA couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear th

The Electronic Cigarette...a Government Sham?...
Maybe you've already seen these, but I just ran across them and I will buy because I've tried everything... It seems like 20 years ago we were pressured to smoke to be cool by our peers, but NOW, it's so NOT cool to smoke and you should just QUIT! Yeh right, I've been smoking since I was 12!Please consider writing a blog on the electronic cigarette; a lot of people read yours. Short version is that it's new, much less harmful than regular smokes and for people who have smoked for years and have tried everything to quit, it would be much better for THEM. The flipside is that younger people will be encouraged to partake due to the available flavors, (although they must be 18 to buy). I put some links I've run across so far below.The FDA is claiming that it's better to continue to smoke, (at 100's of thousands of deaths per year), are already trying to ban them for US marketing AND are being sued by one of the companies who market them. The government wants their "piece", an

Electrified Sin
________________________________________ Electrified Sin Electrified sinOn but a noteof the wind. Hearts beatinga tune of unisonthump, thump, thump. wished touchesof sparks flyingmelding climatically. Felt at distanceblowing unknownacross my skin. Electrified Sin_________________________________________

The Elect
He lay there on the floor and thought of nothing. His whole mind was occupied by sensations. Only sensations. Feelings. The pressure of face on carpet. Wool pile pattern carving itself into the flesh of a cheek. Open window, warm night breeze on naked skin. The thumping of a heart. Pounding at eardrums. Incessant and regular. The slow pump of blood from slashes in forearms and wrists. Smell of heat and wetness. A smile. No thoughts.No thoughts as he awoke. Same dream. Or nightmare depending on your point of view. Everything depends on your point of view. Everything is subjective. Love. Life. Death. Depending on which side you stood, death could be life and life could be death. Could be. Should be. Was.He lay still, atop crumpled sheets, staring at the ceiling (cracked plaster moldings, stained off-white, single bare lightbulb), and waited for the semi-darkness to become pitch. He listened and was both relieved and disappointed that there was no one else in the building. N

Electric Soul
ELECRIC SOUL Through fingertips Into the soul Through eyes Through silicone chips, and glass disks Along mettle wires, and across radio waves Knowledge is given Knowledge is found Entertainment is given, and received Love is shared, and found From billions of our flames Sparks from our souls Left in the system One day

2012 Elections Vs. Ibotade Phase 4
2012 Elections vs. IBOTADE Phase 4 by Henry Massingale January 18,2012 I am going to show you all a truth at Fubar, of how you have become a slave to a Matrix that would of seemed to be just a movie. The days of Girls Want To Have Fun has become a Political Dollar for Government Officials. And you all my friends are nothing to them. I do not know if a Political Statement is allowed here, but if Government Officials knew of what was to be shared here, they would have a fit because it would mean that I have reached into the streets and not only the Net. To become as one with the Net is a concept that they now see I have done. Why do I fight so hard ? It is because of the American Military who was shoot and killed protecting the Poppy Plants, so they can sell their dope to you and if you sell, you go to jail. The following bellow is in part of my damage to them. Welcome to the Matrix of The Net where a truth can be seen and a lie is as simple as There Is No Spoon. I am not Neo... A

Electronic Signs For Business Advertisements
Nowadays, there are many options for advertising businesses. In fact, all the business owners always use new things in order to get the attention of the customers. Nowadays, one of the interesting options for advertising businesses is electronic sign. Led is used in making electronic sign since LED provides amazing illuminations to attract people. Using Led is good in electronic sign because it is environmental friendly and it couldn’t harm the people. The good thing is that Led comes from several colors and shapes which can be able to embellish and beautify the place. There are many businesses these days using LED sign to their establishments or buildings. This signage system can be able to use for outdoor and indoor advertising through using electronic display. Some business owner used LED signs for their company brand logo to let people see clearly their brand name. Since, LED signs come in various colors and shapes it can be able to provide unique forms due to their distinct

Election
Elections, (specifically presidential elections) are all about money and power these days. However it was not always like that. They use to be about values, (more specifically unconditional love, 'wanting the best for everybody'). I cannot tell you who will win the presidential election. However, I can tell you whoever can best control the flow and distribution of information about their candidate, while at the same time limiting the amount of positive publicity their opponents receive, plus trying to highlight the mistakes and weaknesses will win the Election. I definitely interested and curious to know you'll thoughts on this. Sicerely, Plimi

Election Mumm Contest..
And the winner is..... Brad @ fubar 100k to enter the election mumm pool, winner takes all (less 20% transaction fee). Person who guesses closest to actual number of election mumms posted from 5:00am to 11:59pm. 100k fubucks per guess submitted. You may enter as many times as you wish through 8:00pm tonight. Once you fupal me your guess and fubucks, post a blog comment stating your entry and I will verify for all other entrants to see. In the event of a tie, prize will be split. To see the current tally of election mumms go to http://fubar.com/running-results-to-election-mumm-contest/b345986-1185738 11/06/12 Update and I will update as the fubucks come in.. 87 Vixen260 30 Slutty J 57 McNear 29 Sherry 129 LilBoops 145 InkBoi 92 Canni 121 MB the Tard 110 Drill 75 Snow Bound Sailor 67 Brad 25 Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Mean

The Election
The only reason why Mitt Romney didn't "win" the Presidency was that Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama was appointed as a puppet President by the globalists who run the five banks that actually run this country. CNN and MSNBC said the bankers really run this country and I have the video as proof. The globalists wanted Obama to finally destroy this country, control the banks, food, property and medic al and have a One World Government where they finally control everything within our lives. Your vote and the Electorial College doesn't mean anything and it is meaningless. The globalists want total control through Agenda 21. Research all this information people cause it is well documented and out in the open. Don't take my word on this. Research this yourself. I have woken up and are not in the Matrix anymore.

Electrical Storm - U2
The sea it swells like a sore head and the night it is achingTwo lovers lie with no sheets on their bedAnd the day it is breakingOn rainy days we'd go swimming outOn rainy days swimming in the soundOn rainy days we'd go swimming outYou're in my mind all of the timeI know that's not enoughIf the sky can crack there must be someway back For love and only loveElectrical StormElectrical StormBaby don't cryCar alarm won't let you back to sleepYou're kept awake dreaming someone elses dreamCoffee is cold but it'll get you throughCompromise that's nothing new to you.Let's see colours that have never been seenLet's go places no one else has beenYou're in my mind all of the timeI know that's not enoughWell if the sky can crack there must be someway backTo love and only loveElectrical storm x 3Baby don't cryIt's hot as hell, honey in this roomSure hope the weather will break soonThe air is heavy, heavy as a truckWe need the rain to wash away our bad luckWell if the sky can crack there must be som

Electronic Components, Ic - Global Parts E-marketplace-hqew.net
HQEW.net is the global leading B2B online trading platform for electronic components industry in China, aiming to offer E-commerce service to purchasers and suppliers worldwide from beginning to end. Founded in 2002, HQEW.net is created by Shenzhen Huaqiang Industry Co., Ltd. (SZSE: Shenzhen Huaqiang), a holding company of Huaqiang Group, devoted to developing overseas markets. We have established good partnerships with KEA and KES in Korea and CHIP1STOP in Japan etc. In 2011, selected as foreign trade public service platform by Chinese Government, HQEW.net has been in a high speed developing period and become the vital link between China and oversea electronic component trading.

Electric Solar System
I've been watching the happenings in our solar system and the sky above us for the past 10 years. I've been following a lot of goofs, conspiracy theorists and so called patriots. The majority of them are only trying to make money. I found one guy who has been able to predict things like our weather with much better success than probably The Farmers Almanac. He's Professor James McCanney, his website is www.jmccsci.com. I wouldn't waste your time unless i found something legit in a person. I've been following his postings for about 8 years about the weather and its pretty wild. It seems there's more to astrology than just finding out about luck or good days. Someone a long time ago figured out what is probably best kown as electrical reactions to the planets and anything that comes in like a comet. Maybe it was one of the fallen angels written about in the Book of Enoch or was it the Book Of Jasher. I can make a safe assumption of why those books were removed from what we know now as

Electric Stars
As I think like I most often do, I simply ponder thoughts of time spent with you. The time is tocking and ticking, drops of sweat are getting a licking. Sliding right on over and maybe in, we surpass every thought of sin. Baby you may direct your load, after your hands feel the right code. So much fun and never a threat, you know I will meet your every bet Fire inside both don't need a blowing, sexy sixty naughty nine both of us knowing. Caught up in online lust, means it just won't wither and rust. Don't want to have to turn away, when you give me tomorrow today. You are my love and reason, for time to be treasured every season. Electric stars may lead you home, but who do you think of when you are alone.

Elegant Party Cake
1 pkg. yellow cake mix 1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding 1 c. milk 8 oz. cream cheese 9 oz. Cool Whip 1 lg. can crushed pineapple 1 can coconut Crushed walnuts & cherry halves Prepare cake as directed on package and bake in greased and floured 12"x17" cookie sheet with sides at 350 degrees until done, 15 or 20 minutes. Cool 5 minutes then invert on rack or foil covered cardboard. Dissolve pudding with milk (1 cup); set aside. Cream the cream cheese, add Cool Whip and beat. Add pudding. Beat again. Texture should be light whipped cream. Spread over cooled cake. Drain pineapple well and spread over icing. Sprinkle with coconut and walnuts. Garnish with cherry halves if desired. Serving for 20.

Elegy For The Man I Called John
Elegy For The Man I Called John I buried my friend this morning The air so cold that the tears fell Frozen at my feet when the heavens cried The chill of the ground beneath my feet Pervaded my body, I felt frozen but still My heart bled like the soul of my friend A soul that died, long before he died And that died by his own hand (Or so he said) John used to tell me That he could find no forgiveness for himself “I deserve no peace from what I’ve done” I learned from my friend this morning That we are short on gratitude For the men that we send to do unspeakable things I wonder how many Silver Stars shine over The Potters Fields in this country How many of them are left alone, abandoned By their families, friends, or their sanity Remembered only to a few people, People who took a moment to care To offer a hand to someone in pain (Though it never seemed enough) I buried my friend this morning And when I stepped from the grave I trod over only the foo

Elegant, Grandure Appeal
In my heart, I know what is right My mind retreats to that one moonlit night A night where all seem right with the world And in that moment, I knew, I was your girl Those times I reminisce, everything seems surreal The elegant plans which had marvelous appeal Do I really know which direction is due Pondering the thought, emotion and view As the sun breaks into my thoughts wound taut I try to break free only to realize I can not Trapped inside a world full of gloom Only to realize what I wanted is doomed A love that would last throughout infinity Someone to cherish with all my dignity One who could treasure all that I am and more I feel is left peering behind a closed door What would it take to have it come crashing down To reveal the many enchanting pleasures abound To give clairvoyance of what is to augment A love that will never grow bored, tired or spent In all it's essence, still it grows increasingly parched Waiting f

Elegant Blue Day
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Elegant Blow From Blonde
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Elegant And Beautiful Wedding Dress Give You The Perfect Wedding
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The Elegance Of The Bike Jackets For Men
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Elegant Ladies Winter Clothes Show Distinctive Style
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Elegant Winter Ol Style Korean Fashion Dressing
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Elegante Y Barato Teléfono Android Llevar A Cabo Tecnología
Rudo tecnologías innovadoras para la venta en el mundo actual, barato teléfono Android viene con todas las características de la época moderna, ni debe costar una pequeña fortuna. En el HTC Wildfire y el teléfono HTC Desire hacia Samsung Galaxy incluyendo la serie Ace más pequeño, el androide teléfonos excepto el tiempo que se espera de cualquier smartphone incluyendo web top-of-the-line 2. 0 de integración de Twitter, diseños de moda, las pantallas táctiles en la mayoría de los tamaños, cámaras, grabadoras de vídeo, GPS, computadoras y mucho más! Samsung ofrece algunos de los teléfonos Android más increíbles en el mercado hoy en día tiene su serie Galaxy. Con un alto índice de satisfacción, y los recursos del smartphone, la línea de productos es la tendencia en los teléfonos Android. El original Samsung Galaxy cuenta con una pantalla táctil de 3,5 pulgadas, asombrosas capacidades de Internet, la tecnología bluetooth compatible, GPS, y un diseño delgado, inteligente. Este teléfono tam

Elegante E Economico Android Phone Carry Out Tecnologia
Duri tecnologie innovative per la vendita nel mondo di oggi, buon telefono Android sono dotati di tutte le caratteristiche del giorno d'oggi, non deve costare una piccola fortuna. In HTC Wildfire e il desiderio portatile Htc verso serie Samsung Galaxy Ace compreso il più il mini, telefoni Android, eccetto l'ora ci si aspetta da qualsiasi smartphone tra cui top-of-the-line web 2. 0 integrazione per Twitter, un design alla moda, touchscreen nella maggior parte dei formati, telecamere, videoregistratori, computer, GPS e molto altro ancora! Samsung offre alcuni dei telefoni Android più sorprendenti oggi sul mercato con la sua serie Galaxy. Dotato di un elevato rating soddisfazione, e le risorse smartphone, la linea di prodotti è il trendsetter nei telefoni Android. L'originale Samsung Galaxy dispone di un touchscreen da 3,5 pollici, capacità di Internet sorprendenti, tecnologia bluetooth compatibile, GPS, e il design sottile e buon senso. Questo telefono sarà anche ancorato e utilizzato c

An Elegant Wedding Dress
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Elegant Japanese Fashion Ol Dresses For You
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Elegant, Erotic Venus Stimulates Your Earthy Appetites, Which Can Be Voracious When Awakened.
Your sexuality is strong and deep, though not necessarilyelectric on the surface. Sensual, but conservative, you prefer a cosy courtship, replete with good food and wine in copious quantities. Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and desire, you are strikingly attractive, in a somewhat statuesque way. Your sensuality and readiness to please make you a desirable partner for one who seeks a solid, secure and long-lasting relationship.You have a marked fondness for all pleasures of the senses, but, of course, do not give yourself lightly to mere passing fancies. This reflects your great strength and loyalty. Elegant, erotic Venus stimulates your earthy appetites, which can be voracious when awakened. Indeed, your sexuality is more readily aroused when your appetite for edibles has been assuaged. Let's get first things first! Taurus has hungers and can be quite methodical in the satisfaction thereof. The pathway to the connubial bed is strewn with foodstuffs...A tender meeting of like min

Elegant Cut Is Not Deliberately
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Elegant Knit Cardigan Make You Warm In Cool Autumn
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Elements
To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?

Elemental
I am the wild wind blowing let loose upon the plains over, around mountains rolling sea and land alike My breath exudes and flows through Every whiff an puff finds a course all its own No need to wish for it I know I'll find my way to every open space and from there which to spy There is no place you have been that I cannot follow chances are, thats one i have already been Over sands and waves blowing all trace away of souls long passed but now contained herein

Element
You scored as Fire. Sometimes people are afraid to approach you, either because of your reputation, how you look, or how you act. People under the \"Fire\" category often tend to stand out from the crowd. Either being very loud and bossy, or dressing extremely. Either way all Fires make excellent friends and would stand up for them no matter what. At first you may seem hard to approach but everyone who knows you, would hate to lose you. You can be posessive and clingy but a lot of people like it that way! You often prefer touch, like hugs or using your hands while you talk. You feel it expresses what you feel better than words. (I totally agree with you on that!)Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Fire69%Darkness63%Ice50%Water50%Air44%Light

The Elements
All energy upon the earth is made up of a balance of the 4 elements, how little or how much of each is present determines how we feel around it. The associations given here are not from any fixed system. There are differences between some paths of Paganism that you will find here - you also must find what feels right for you, but this is a good guide to get you started. Earth Air Fire Water Trees Mountains Volcanoes Oceans Flowers Clouds Rivers Valleys Lakes North South East West Solidity Thinking Strength Emotion Balance Clairity Passion Security Energy Comfort Green Yellow Red Blue Brown Silver Orange White Dirt Incense Candle Salt/Water Wood Feather Flame Rock Plant Pentacle Wand Sword Cup Taurus Gemini Leo Cancer Virgo Libra Saggitarius Pisces Capriocorn Aquarius Aries Scorpio Winter Spring Summer Autumn Midnight Dawn Noon Sunset Feeling Thinking Intuition Sensing The four elements are also known as the four directions or the fou

Element
Your Love Element Is Water In love, you connect deeply and commit totally. For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory. You attract others with courage and confidence. Your flirting style is defined by your flexibility and ability to adapt. Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life. And while you may jump in to love too quickly, you always come out the wiser for it. You connect best with: Metal Avoid: Earth You And another Water element: will pull each other down into a dark place What Element Is Your Love?

Element
You scored as Wind. you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people. Wind100%Darkness67%Earth50%Light50%Fire50%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Element
Which of the four elements matches your personality? Your Element is WaterAs A Thinker: You struggle with the concept of reality and always ponder unusual theories or questions. You are a creative, abstract thinker.As a Friend: Your desire of frienship depends on your mood. Sometimes you prefer solitude, and other times you enjoy being with one or two friends. Most of the time you like to be in a large group. Your friends think of you as interesting and can always rely on you for support.Character Traits: You are funny, laidback, flexible, and artistic. YOu are capable of being very serious and contemplative, or extremely energetic and wild. Your emotions are easy for people to read.You Secretly Seek: Security/Stability and AffectionTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Elemental Balance Test
Canyon ~ 55% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 70% Earth ~ 40% Fire ~ I only wanna open wide the window and let sunlight through... Your colours are light blue, gold, and a darker orange. You are likely protective, good with money, intelligent and have sharp wits. However, you may sometimes appear methodical or stressed. You could try wearing a Hawk’s Eye that inspires serenity and helps come to terms with imperfection, and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony. In detail: Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant. Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are n

Elemental Sex
She lay dry, Barren and parched, For it had been many revolutions since her lover had given of himself to her. Yet deep within, The blood of her quickened For she felt the pulling, the longing, For he was coming. A general darkening all about announced his imminent arrival. A transformation from blistering and bright. To sweltering and dim. she saw far down around the curves of her body, the traces proclaiming his coming and his intent. The very air spoke of him, Quiver with his pent passion, the fury of his desire not to be denied or contained. She exposes herself in anticipation, Relishing the deluge she is about to experience. Accepting the violation and destruction, As price paid for the gift. Anticipating the moistening of the valleys of her body, With his life giving deeds. Unashamed of the lust in her, Of the need. AND then he was upon her around her, Surrounding her, His gust front disarraying the thick stalks of her

Element?
You scored as Earth. You have a mother personality. Much like the earth, you care for everyone whether you know them or not. A lot of people abuse your good nature, but you don't mind, as long as their happy. You're in touch with reality, and very reliable. You're not too stressed taking everything a bit at a time, many people find comfort in this behavior. Parties are most likely not your thing, you probably prefer hanging out in small groups with a couple of your friends.Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Earth100%Light75%Darkness75%Fire63%Air56%Ice56%Water19%What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with QuizFarm.com

Elements, Types And Principles Of Love
I am currently taking a Sociology class on close relationships, and we are learning about Adult/Mature love. According to Fromm, there are 4 different types of love: 1. Brotherly love This is the love of equals. Partners focus on what they have in common, as opposed to their differences. There is a sense of oneness between the partners, and is the most basic or fundamental form of love. 2. Erotic love This is a sexual love. There is a strong drive for physical union. Fromm argues that if a couple only have an erotic attraction and no other qualities (types of love), the relationship may not last long. 3. Companionate love This is the love between friends, or when a romantic couple have achieved a level so deep, past the erotic love, that they are great friends. This is an evolutionary state of a romantic relationship. It has intimacy or commitment; it may or may not have passion or erotic love. This kind of love can also be an element of a parent-child relationship. 4. A

Elemental
Branching infatuation upon the leaves of life twist with the fickle winds of fate. Without the wind, the leaf stays as grounded as the mountain's of terra. But come the elemental air, some things stir against it. Twixt gentle and violent, things rarely remain the same. Forgotten by the wind is infatuation's leaf. Lost in the air. Left twisting. But infrequently are circumstances the same. Whether left alone, torn asunder, or carried off on zephyr's sweet kiss, that leaf remains forever changed with each breeze that it finds. For good or ill.

Elemental
What of the four elements are you? Fire\'I am burning and devouring, destructing and preparing the ground for new life. I am transformation - LIGHT - as you can see it in the world of matter - I am SUN - I am LIFE - I am POWER. Do not approach me, MAN! You may have the illusion to control me, but I am helping you only as long as I WANT IT. Only the HIGHEST is my MASTER.\' Take this test

Element
You scored as Water. Water is the element that predominates in your life. Water rules the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.Water75%Spirit70%Air65%Earth60%Fire50%Which of the Five Elements are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Elements
Sand storm faces appear in thorn pierced cactus, as winds of western coasts brush agents their cracked lips. I wait with shadows in hand to cast them upon the beautiful. Champagne glasses sipped generously into a state of nirvana, as the rain of the East travel into the brown eyes of Nevada. Corrupt ideas intoxicate human flesh, black rose petals form a pillow of comfort. Minds shatter with numbed arousing reflections, as the bitter snow of the North drowns the heat. Hawks circle innocent prey, hovering over the murdered . As evil tattoos their treasures behind your ears, fire balls of the South burn scars.

An Elemental Boudoir
With a fevered body and a molten heart, I inhabit my own elemental boudoir. I see it: a strange vision. The landscape is scorched and entirely carpeted with ash and soot from the constant forest fires and the rivers of lava which never cool enough to set. There’s no sun, no daylight, just the deep blood-red glow of a rich observing moon. The sky is heavy and brooding. It’s heavy with passion. My heart has become a world of its own and I’m crawling naked through its earth. I want to be covered in it. But I don’t want to be the only one writhing around on this carpet of soot. I’m on my hands and knees, burning. I’m looking into the woods in the distance - a colossal black forest of smouldering bare trees. I’m hoping to see something moving in the shadows - a wild creature with penetrating eyes that’s going to come and ravage my body and consume my soul. He’s going to murder me with his eyes and fuck me back to life. If I don’t see him, lurking in the blackness, I’m going

The Elements Of Wicca
The Elements of Wicca Wicca is a nature based religion. We follow the tides of the moon and the path of the sun in our celebrations. We honor the Earth and the world around us. One of the most important ways we incorporate the natural world into our daily lives and Wiccan practice is by honoring the elements, sometimes referred to as the Quarters or the Directions. Generally, there are four elements that are recognized by all Wiccans. These are Air, Fire, Water and Earth. Often, depending on the tradition a person is working with, a fifth element is recognized, Spirit. Each of these elements has a different energy and fits into our practices in its own special way. Each has correspondences which can help give the practitioner a way to focus on the energy of the element he/she is working with. Let’s take a look at each element individually. Keep in mind as we do, that I work from a general, eclectic Wiccan path, and that I am in the Northern Hemisphere. There may be differences

Elemnt Test........... This Is Sooooooooo Me
MomOf3Kids, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > Air You belong amongst the clouds, for you are Air. Creative and fanciful, a little distant, your strength comes from freedom. Not to be trifled with, you can be a terrible enemy, striking fiercely and suddenly. Words and expression are important, and your power comes from them as well as the air we breathe. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on ElementalLink: The Which Element Are you Test written by terrydeltona on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Element Of My Love Is?
Your Love Element Is Earth In love, you have consistency and integrity. For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?

Elements
Your Love Element Is Earth In love, you have consistency and integrity. For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?

Elemental
You scored as Fire, Sometimes people are afraid to approach you, either because of your reputation, how you look, or how you act. People under the "Fire" category often tend to stand out from the crowd. Either being very loud and bossy, or dressing extremely. Either way all Fires make excellent friends and would stand up for them no matter what. At first you may seem hard to approach but everyone who knows you, would hate to lose you. You can be posessive and clingy but a lot of people like it that way! You often prefer touch, like hugs or using your hands while you talk. You feel it expresses what you feel better than words. (I totally agree with you on that!)Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Fire75% Darkness75% Light63% Earth63% Ice50% Water31% Air19% What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with QuizFarm.com

The Elements
The Elements: Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire, which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma, - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself.The Earth is the essence of fertility and solidarity; it nourishes, binds and gives form. Air the essence of intelligence, which liberates and stimulates. Fire is the essence of strength and defense that animates and activates, while Water is the essence of emotions and fecundity making things malleable and flexible. The physical representations of these elements are merely their gross forms in the material world. From celestial form sent by the divine beings came a hierarchy of spirits called Elementals. The elementals task w

Elemental Love
Fire is the desire when our passion forms into a kiss Water is the calm that allows the flow of our relationship to continue Earth is the power that gives us strength to survive Wind is the soothe that a gentle breeze can roll across your body Ice is the defintion that structures our lives together Thunder is the push that allows incredible things to occur Light is the magic that gives hope to everything we live for Darkness is the fear that spreads when we are apart Poison is the pain that our hearts let out from troubling times Metal is the shield that protects the love we made together Life is the alpha that we like to keep for a long time Love is the omega that shall last forever when I'm with you.

The Elements
Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire, which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma, - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself.The Earth is the essence of fertility and solidarity; it nourishes, binds and gives form. Air the essence of intelligence, which liberates and stimulates. Fire is the essence of strength and defense that animates and activates, while Water is the essence of emotions and fecundity making things malleable and flexible. The physical representations of these elements are merely their gross forms in the material world. From celestial form sent by the divine beings came a hierarchy of spirits called Elementals. The elementals task was to govern th

Elementary-school Blonde
Mrs. Karlson's youngest daughter came home from school one afternoon... She ran to her mum and said, "Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good," her mother assurred her. "Is that because I'm blonde?" she asked. "Yes darling," responded the mother, "it's because you're blonde." The next day she came home from school and said, "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as 'D', but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good innit?" "Yes darling, very good," said the mom. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" asked the inquisitive charge. "Yes, darling, it's because you're blond," said mother. The next Day, she returns from school and cries, "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 3

The Elements
In Wicca we honor and call upon four elements, that of Water, Air, Fire and Earth. Some traditions also work with a fifth, that of Spirit. There are other traditions that will use other elements, such as the Chinese who use Wood as an element, but I cannot speak to those since I don't practice them. Also, you may have seen the elements called in different directions than the ones my tradition uses. If you want to put water in the west, for example, instead of in the east, then do so. It really is a matter of personal distinction, and there is not one right direction for each element. Go by what you are comfortable with, or what way the group you work with does it. In our tradition, we do not call upon the elements themselves in circle, rather we call upon the Guardians of the elements - also called the Mighty Ones - the evolved beings who direct and guide the elemenal powers. In my experience, the elements can be playful and capricious, so I call upon the Guardians to watch over th

Element Quiz
You scored as Earth, You are the element Earth. You have strength that can daze the people around you. But watch out - when your in one of thoses moods you tend to let people know about it! But your kindness and beauty is all around, and thats what people like about you.Earth90% Water70% Fire40% Air35% Are You Earth, Fire, Water Or Air?created with QuizFarm.com

Elemental Sex
elemental sex She lay dry, Barren and parched, For it had been many revolutions since her lover had given of himself to her. Yet deep within, The blood of her quickened For she felt the pulling, the longing, For he was coming. A general darkening all about announced his imminent arrival. A transformation from blistering and bright. To sweltering and dim. she saw far down around the curves of her body, the traces proclaiming his coming and his intent. The very air spoke of him, Quiver with his pent passion, the fury of his desire not to be denied or contained. She exposes herself in anticipation, Relishing the deluge she is about to experience. Accepting the violation and destruction, As price paid for the gift. Anticipating the moistening of the valleys of her body, With his life giving deeds. Unashamed of the lust in her, Of the need. AND then he was upon her around her, Surrounding her, His gust front disarraying the t

Elemental
Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the tangled web that is inside my mind. This the first time I have decided to blog here on Fubar. Today I felt the urge to write for the first in in very long while. I am not sure if this is the correct forum for my writings,but hey I do tend to color outside the lines most of the time. Since today is the October full moon and the actual Samhain. I thought it would be the perfect time to share four poems with any who might be interested. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIR As nighttime falls, the dark wind blows over my skin. I feel her presence, as much tonight as when she slipped from my hands nearly a year ago. Cold stone ill befits one so full of life. Chiseled font; raw epitaph - so limited, so gone. The leaves dance; I feel her hair dancing too. Then a flutter of wings. Cold, brilliant beam of Luna's light surrounds. For a moment, you are caught in the winds. For a moment, you are present in the leaves. For a moment, I see you,

Elements Of Magic Spells
How do you cast a magic spell? Do you shout abracadabra, turn around three times on one foot and shoot sparks from your wand? Or do you stand within a circle of lit candles, magic sword at the ready, attempting to read unknown, unpronounceable words from a dusty grimier? Will you tuck one single crumb of bread, one single grain of salt, and some burned-out charcoal into a scrap of red fabric, and then make knots in the cloth as if your very life depended upon it? Perhaps you will stand at the crossroads and just…stand? Magic spells come in virtually unlimited form, some dramatic, some shocking, and some perhaps surprisingly mundane. Definitions of exactly what constitutes a magic spell depends a lot upon one's personal history and experience, the stories you were or weren't told as a child, and cultural expectations. What separates a magic spell from just any random series of actions is you, your intent, goals and desires. A magic spell is a conscious formalized attempt

Elements -
To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?

Elements
Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun

Elements Of My Soul
Tattered dreams ripping at my soul Enclosed around my inner self Tearing out my emotions Frozenly numb Spilt iced over tears fall upon the ground Calling out to the earth Crippling my senses Falling to my knees Consumed by the darkness of my mind Haunting memories Withering in pain Stepping around the shattered glass That covers my soul Cutting my feet away Through the pain I realize it is all an endless nightmare June 9th 2003 All of my poems are copyrighted under Vivvy Butterfly/Jazzmyn Aires/R.A.B

Elements And Elementals
The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself. Ancient myths and theories tell us that the Divine Beings sent to the fledgling earth (then a smoldering pot of confusion being created), four Spirits to bring about order out of chaos. As the rays of their celestial bodies made contact with the crystallized influences of the lower world, they became the four elements linking humankind to nature, the heavens and the Divine. (George Knowles) Calling upon the Elements in your work can bring very powerful results. The elements represent natural magick, the most ancient and powerful magick. Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire (which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma) - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. T

Elements
In modern-day Paganism, there is a good deal of focus on the four elements – Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. Some traditions also include a fifth element, which is Spirit or Self. The concept is hardly a new one. A Greek philosopher named Empedocles is credited with the cosmogenic theory of these four elements being the root of all existing matter. Unfortunately, much of Empedocles’ writing has been lost, but his ideas remain with us today and are widely accepted by most Pagans. Each of the elements is associated with traits and meanings, as well as with directions on the compass. The following directional associations are for the Northern hemisphere; readers in the Southern hemisphere should use the opposite correspondences. Earth: Connected to the North, Earth is considered the ultimate feminine element. The Earth is fertile and stable, associated with the Goddess. The planet itself is a ball of life, and as the Wheel of the Year turns, we can watch all the aspects of life t

Elemental Dragons
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa

Elemental Dreamcatchers And An Holistic Approach.
If we start from the premise that all things are connected, then the question has to be asked why do we only look at one part of a situation requiring rectification?. Do we look at the sympton and ignore the cause?..do we even recognise what is symptom and what is cause?. The idea of an elemental dreamcatcher comes from the blending of the Celtic heritage of elemental hangings and that of the North American spirit and dreamcatchers. In the Celtic belief there are 5 elements, earth, air, fire and water and the fifth element is spirit. For the adept the fifth element is that person, and as in the dreamcatcher where the creator puts a part of themelves into each catcher so does the maker of the elemental hanging use their energies as part of the creation. It is strongly affirmed that the four elements must be in harmony to create a favourable environment. Thus by using something to represent those elements, as in the creation of the elemental dreamcatcher then the result is complementary

Elemental Dragons (ty To The White Dragon)
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa

Elements
I am the Stellar wolf. With eyes of amber, Which hold fallen stars, And that reflect the moon’s glow. I am the Inferno wolf. With my fiery heart, That burns for a mate. And the passion to run free. I am the Aquatic wolf. With my liquid movements, That help calm my pack, In times of confusion and pain. I am the Wooded wolf. With my pine needle fur, That stands on end in fury, When danger threatens my pack. I am the Aero wolf. With my bone chilling growls, And my light hearted howls, That reach even the heavens in the sky. I am the Earthen wolf. With my sand paper paws, That help me grip, And rip into the earth when I run. I am the Elemental wolf. Though I may seem strange, With all my forms, I am actually one. With one heart, One soul, One desire, I am the wolf. *howls* (poem by BlackWolfDS @ deviantart.com)

Elemental Realms
The elements exist in everything we connect with in our world, but the elements also exist in a pure state, in what are often called the elemental planes or elemental realms. These realms are not someplace we can physically go, although certain landscapes are dominated by the energy of a particular element. These planes are energetic vibrations, places we cannot point to anymore than we can point to where the inner temple or astral plane is. They exist concurrently with all of reality, intersecting it, yet in some space remaining centered and pure. Collectively these planes are known together as the Plane of Forces, because through them, the forces of the universe are harnessed to create anything in the world. They are the forces of magick, and all magick workers use them, regardless of their conscious involvement with the element. The more conscious one becomes with the element, the more powerful and spiritual the magick becomes. Each elemental realm embodies the energy of th

Elementary School
Page 2 I stated school just like everyone in the 70's. I went to kindergarden when I was 5. There was no pre-school, no kindergarden entrance exam, you just went to school for a half day when you were 5. The school I went to was Highland North Elementary. I remember my cousin Jerry being there with me, as well as Ben Loebick. I met some new friends also. I can only remember falling into puppy love one time, but it was crush I had for about 4 years. Her name was Jeaneen Rogers. I was head over heels for her and didn't even look at anyone else. Now, I understand that I was only 6, 7, & 8 years old at the time. But I think that by not looking at anyone else, I developed my loyalty habits that I still hold to this day. After my parents divorced (I'll get to that story later), I moved in with my mom and she lived across the street from Jeaneen's house. I thought I had a great opportunity until she told me one day that she would NEVER go steady with me. I think her tellin

An Elemental Blessing For Yule
Day 11 In the middle of winter, it's hard to remember sometimes that light is coming back to earth. However, despite the gray, cloudy days, we know that soon, the sun will return. Keep this in mind during those dreary days when it seems winter will never end, by invoking the four classical elements. As the earth grows colder, the winds blow faster, the fire dwindles smaller, and the rains fall harder, let the light of the sun find its way home.

Elements Of The Ego Part 1: Enneagram
The diagram is a generic 9 diagram. The stat graph is for my results. I actually score a lot heavier in the 1 and 8 but the simplistic version of the test minimizes those because of my balance between them equally. I am generally at level 2 but when under stress for an extended period of time or when reacting to a high stress spike I will revert to level 4. Enneagram Nine The Easygoing, Self-Effacing Type: Receptive, Reassuring Agreeable, and Complacent For more about the meaning of the arrows, see below. Type Nine in Brief Nines are accepting, trusting, and stable. They are usually creative, optimistic, and supportive, but can also be too willing to go along with others to keep the peace. They want everything to go smoothly and be without conflict, but they can also tend to be complacent, simplifying problems and minimizing anything upsetting. They typically have problems with inertia and stubbornness. At their Best: indomitable and all-embracing, they are able to b

Element.
I was hoping you'd find me here.Skipping rocks against a lake the color of crude oiland the smell of smooth wet limestone.They say everyone has their place of power.A moment of triumph.A previous sexual encounter.A clever remark.This is mine.There are no adoring fans hefting me on their shoulders.No parades, bandstands or roulette wheels.Just unnatural light and an infinite echoing empty.Someone once explained hell as such a place to me.I think that was the moment I realized I was the exact opposite of this person.To a white man, darkness is evil, to a dark man, an albino is to be clubbed to death.There was a ripple this time, a mirage of sound and arousal in the darkness.Cooing and gasping, with the faint smell of warm sweat.Only a trinket, a bauble, a kind gesture.She had her back braced against a bathroom stall, her power-slacks wrinkled against her hips as she stirred her not-entirely-pink privates, clutching my impotent offering in her free hand.It was becoming all the more freque

Elementary School Approves Match Making For Students
It must be something in the water in Elwood, Indiana. How else to you explain the superintendent, Thomas Austin, approving a matching making web site for his elementary students. For parent Michelle Everett, it is not right for the school to sanction matching. Says Everett “A tenth-grader matched with a sixth-grader? And the School is promoting it, and it’s inappropriate.” The kids apparently like it. Cause the school is making money. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587496,00.html At BlastFM we match the music to the listener. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Elemental Chaos
I looked down to the oceanic invaders, their slimy, scaly skin glistening in the sunlight. Their numbers continued to swell from each village they conquered. I couldn’t understand it. I saw no Mar’Nitsi, only Sha’Nerath – water folk. Disgusting… They rode atop their mounts: horses that were scaly and slimy just like them. The horses trailed carriages and wagons, two of which were made of stone and nearly three times as large as the horses themselves. Six each had to pull these wagons. I held up my fist. My clan of sky-warriors stopped flying and looked down at the horde of evil sea-farers. We had one shot at this. There were hundreds of thousands of them and only about a thousand of us. We had the advantage, though. We had our orendi, our wise folk with us. Our orendi were warriors as well as magic workers; we could not lose. I looked at Ajani to my left and Angeni, my lieutenant to my right. Their eyes mirrored mine. Ajani, my handsome

Elementary School Students In Ma Get Free Condoms
Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick is asking, not telling, the superintendent of the Cape Cod school district “…to revise a new policy allowing even elementary schools students to receive free condoms without the knowledge of their parents.” I had no idea kindergarten through 6th grade students were having sex. If you are a parent did you know your elementary school student was sexually active? If you didn’t then the democrats, who run all the schools, have been keeping it a secret from you. I guess sex is OK for everyone no matter the age of the participants. At least in Massachusetts. Read on http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37907840/?GT1=43001 BlastFM is for anyone who loves great music. Enjoy yourself 24/7 and it’s free too! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Element Search + Win
What a great idea, Free merchandise!! Simply useing a search engine to gain randomly awarded points (collected for merc.) and automatically entered in a larger drawing for bigger prizes!! Every search is a possible winner! CLiCK BELOW!!!!!

Elemental Dreamcatchers And An Holistic Approach.
Elemental Dreamcatchers and an Holistic approach. If we start from the premise that all things are connected, then the question has to be asked why do we only look at one part of a situation requiring rectification?. Do we look at the sympton and ignore the cause?..do we even recognise what is symptom and what is cause?. The idea of an elemental dreamcatcher comes from the blending of the Celtic heritage of elemental hangings and that of the North American spirit and dreamcatchers. In the Celtic belief there are 5 elements, earth, air, fire and water and the fifth element is spirit. For the adept the fifth element is that person, and as in the dreamcatcher where the creator puts a part of themelves into each catcher so does the maker of the elemental hanging use their energies as part of the creation. It is strongly affirmed that the four elements must be in harmony to create a favourable environment. Thus by using something to represent those elements, as in the creation of the e

Elementi Essenziali Di 3 Telefoni Cellulari
3 telefoni cellulari o telefoni cellulari 3G sono anche generalmente identificate generazione di telefoni cellulari asthird. Tali termini indicano uno standard riconosciuto relativi a telecomunicazioni. Per vivere fino a questo specifico una requisiti normali telefoni 3G di possedere l'uso sincronizzato dei verbali communicationin oltre ai dati solutions.They avere inoltre velocità di trasferimento dati massime di 200kbits / s. Stampa pubblicati recentemente suggerito three.5G e 3.75G, inoltre, danno cellulare a banda larga mondiale l'accesso wide web per smartphone e computer portatili computer. La prima rete 3G commerciale negli stati uniti è stato da Monet Rete mobile. E 'finito per essere finalmente chiuso andsubsequently Verizon Wireless ha finito per diventare il successivo operatore di rete 3G lanciare i propri servizi nel mese di ottobre 2003. AT & T Mobility è ancora una rete 3G più legittimo. Giappone e Corea del Sud sono diventati paesi theearliest per stabilire reti 3G. In

Elementos Grandes De La Nba: Zte Memo 5s
ZTE Memo 5S enumerados tiempo también no mucho, pero la máquina actualmente del precio permitirá realmente corazón gente, doble 11 viene Zhiji ha bajado Yuan 1699, este es un pueblo muy favorable del precio, también esta máquina también es ZTE firmó NBA Hou mientras que la publicación de un párrafo nuevo y también será lanzado cohetes versión especial, nueva temporada cohetes de jugaron también es bueno, independientemente de "Bosque HA" combinación también es chispas de rendimiento son dignas, como los cohetes de fans pueden referirse a amigos de cohetes de alrededor de productos, Incluyendo la serie siguiente de ZTE de Telefono Movil. Telecom ZTE Memo 5S lado IPS en una pantalla color de 5.7 pulgadas, mostrando excelentes resultados, nivel de resolución HD 1280 X 720 píxeles natural. También en foto de procesamiento, la máquina con 8 millones de píxeles de la cámara, soporte cero segundo instantáneas como alto rango dinámico HDR, cámara frontal también son estándar. El procesador de

Elena
As Eric rounded the corner, exiting the gate at the airport, he immediately spotted her. Standing off to the side near the wall, she was dressed in a flowing skirt, light blouse, bare legs, sandals and rosy painted toenails. They had only seen each other in pictures, but she was exactly as he imagined. She looked lovely, nervous, but lovely. As he walked toward her, she looked up and caught his eye. A huge smile came over her face, and she moved towards him. He always thought her smile could bring light to a dark room. “Oh, Elaine”, he said smiling. “It’s so good to finally meet you.” Elaine’s cheeks took on a red hue and she dropped her head. Eric put his hands on her arms and she looked up, her green eyes into his brown ones. He lowered his mouth onto hers for the first time and wrapped his arms around her, as she melted into him. That kiss said more than words ever could. Eric backed her up flat against the wall and asked, “Well

The Elephant's Computer
The Elephant was very proud of his new computer. He took it out of the box and examined it with his trunk. "With this computer I will become state-of-the-art," he announced. The other animals murmured approvingly. The Elephant attached the computer to a chain and hung it around his neck. "Now I will be faster and more powerful," he said. He ran to a nearby grove of trees. The computer around his neck swung from side to side. "If anything, this computer seems to weigh me down," thought the Elephant. "It doesn't make me faster at all." The Elephant wrapped his trunk around a small tree. He tried to yank it out of the ground, but the computer got in the way of his efforts. "How disappointing," said the Elephant to himself, "It hasn't made me more powerful, either." Toward sunset, the Elephant went for a relaxing mud bath. He replayed the day's mishaps over and over in his mind. Before going home, he took off his new computer and threw it in the river. Later, for a snack, h

An Elephant Never Forgets
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbem

An Elephant Story...
AN ELEPHANT STORY... In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after Graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbemb was walking through the Chica go Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elep

Elephant Stew For A Crowd
Thise is a real recipe I found in a old cook book. 1 elephat 2 rabbits (optional) salt to taste cut elephant into bite size pieces(takes about 2 months) cook about 4 weeks at 465o. Serves about 3800 people. For larger groups, add 2rabbits, olny if necessery.

Elephants Part 1- Social Behavior
Elephants live in a very structured social order. The social lives of male and female elephants are very different. The females spend their entire lives in tightly knit family groups made up of mothers, daughters, sisters, and aunts. These groups are led by the eldest female, or matriarch. Adult males, on the other hand, live mostly solitary lives. The social circle of the female elephant does not end with the small family unit. In addition to encountering the local males that live on the fringes of one or more groups, the female's life also involves interaction with other families, clans, and subpopulations. Most immediate family groups range from five to fifteen adults, as well as a number of immature males and females. When a group gets too big, a few of the elder daughters will break off and form their own small group. They remain very aware of which local herds are relatives and which are not. The life of the adult male is very different. As he gets older, he begins to spend

Elephants Part 2 - Self Awareness
Self-awareness Mirror self recognition is a test of self awareness and cognition used in animal studies. A mirror was provided and visible marks were made on the elephant. The elephants investigated these marks, that were visible only via the mirror. The tests also included non-visible marks to rule out the possibility of their using other senses to detect these marks. This shows that elephants recognize the fact that the image in the mirror is their own self and such abilities are considered the basis for empathy, altruism and higher social interactions. This ability had earlier only been demonstrated in humans, apes and dolphins.

Elephants Part 3 - Homosexuality
Homosexuality African, as well as Asiatic males will engage in same-sex bonding and mounting. Such encounters are often associated with affectionate interactions such as kissing, trunk intertwining or placing trunks in each other's mouth. The encounters are analogous to heterosexual bouts, one male often extending his trunk along the other's back and pushing forward with his tusks to signify his intention to mount. Unlike heterosexual relations, which are always of a fleeting nature, often males will form a "companionship" consisting of an older individual and one or two younger attendant males. Same sex relations are common and frequent in both sexes, with Asiatic elephants in captivity devoting roughly 45% of sexual encounters to same-sex activity

Elephants Part 4 - Communication
Communication It has been discovered that elephants can communicate over long distances by producing and receiving low frequency infrasound, a sub-sonic rumbling which can travel through the ground farther than sound travels in the air. This can be felt by the sensitive skin of an elephant's feet and trunk, which pick up the resonant vibrations in much the same way as the flat skin on the head of a drum. To listen attentively, the whole herd will lift one foreleg from the ground, and face the source of the sound, or often lay their trunks on the ground - the lifting presumably increases the ground contact and sensitivity of the remaining legs. This ability is thought to also aid their navigation by utilizing external sources of infrasound. Discovery of this new aspect of elephant social communication and perception is due to breakthroughs in audio technology, which can pick up frequencies outside the range of the human ear.

Elephants Part 5 - Reproduction
(no they are not born in an egg, this is just artful photography) Reproduction Females (cows) reach sexual maturity at around 9-12 years of age and become pregnant for the first time, on average, around age 13. They can reproduce until ages 55-60. Females give birth at intervals of about every 5 years. An elephant's gestation (pregnancy) period lasts about 22 months (630-660 days), the longest gestation period of any mammal, after which typically one calf is born. Twins are rare. Labor ranges in length from 5 minutes to 60 hours. The average length of labor is 11 hours. At birth, calves weigh around 90–115 kg (200–250 lb), and they gain 1 kg (2–2.5 lb) a day. In the wild, the mother is accompanied by other adult females (aunts) that protect the young, and baby elephants are raised and nurtured by the whole family group, practically from the moment they are born.

An Elephants Memory
An elephants memory As you well know, I don't usually like these heartwarming fuzzy animal stories, but this one is truly interesting...* *In 1986, a Mike Membre was on holiday in Kenya ( In the Laikipia Region, which is where Taygen and I were last month) after graduating from Northwestern University.** On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Membre approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of burnt wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Membre worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather cu

Elephant
In the Zulu culture, the elephant is the symbol for wisdom, patriarchy, and sacred relationships (similar to the bear or eagle in Native American culture). It is important to notice that geographically different cultures find symbols within their own contexts to convey universal themes of human concern. Also, most western cultures revere the elephant as powerful and possessing a strong memory. Because of our common acknowledgment that elephants have powerful memories, to dream of an elephant may be an association with the act of memory-this may point to something forgotten in your life.

Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath ... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" and so it does .. "A f r i c a n Elephant"

Elephants
Walked past a big model of an elephant outside the cinema this morning. Wondered what the hell was going on, but assumed it was a film promotion. But no, turns out to be something a bit cooler than that. Clicky-clicky (even if Manchester have been doing it with cows for years)

The Elephant A Beautiful Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant

The Elephant And His Old Blind Mother
Long ago, in the hills of the Himalayas near a lotus pool, the Buddha was once born as a baby elephant. He was a magnificent elephant, pure white with feet and face the color of coral. His trunk gleamed like a silver rope and his ivory tusks curled up in a long arc. He followed his mother everywhere. She plucked the tenderest leaves and sweetest mangoes from the tall trees and gave them to him. "First you, then me," she said. She bathed him in the cool lotus pool among the fragrant flowers. Drawing the sparkling water up in her trunk, she sprayed him over the top of his head and back until he shone. Then filling his trunk with water, he took careful aim and squirted a perfect geyser right between his mother's eyes. Without blinking, she squirted him back. And back and forth, they gleefully squirted and splashed each other. Splish! Splash! Then they rested in the soft muck with their trunks curled together. In the deep shadows of afternoon, the mother elephant rested in the shade of a

Elephant
Elephant In the Zulu culture, the elephant is the symbol for wisdom, patriarchy, and sacred relationships (similar to the bear or eagle in Native American culture). It is important to notice that geographically different cultures find symbols within their own contexts to convey universal themes of human concern. Also, most western cultures revere the elephant as powerful and possessing a strong memory. Because of our common acknowledgment that elephants have powerful memories, to dream of an elephant may be an association with the act of memory-this may point to something forgotten in your life.

Elephant Painting
In that period I almost bedridden mother, poor Opel also disrupted the daily routine, every day with my momRoom to sleep, to see him somewhat harsh, so take advantage of his afternoon nap time with him do notClay, but he temporarily changed his mind, want to draw an elephant Leonid Afremov paintings ~Teacher to help him strokeOpel described himself once againThen painted with white paintCovered with blue paintThen draw an elephant forefootThen do the elephant's eyes with clayOpel looked at the teacher ~ ~In the white-elephant nose greaseCompressCompletion La ~ by (custom paintings for sale)

The Eletric Power Company Syndrome
Bloom has energy companies shitin the pants Nikola Tesla was more than just the inspiration for a hair metal band, he was also an undisputed genius. In 1899, he figured out a way to bypass fossil-fuel-burning power plants and power lines, proving that "free energy" could be harnessed using ionization in the upper atmosphere to produce electrical vibrations. J.P. Morgan, who had been funding Tesla's research, had a bit of buyer's remorse when he realized that free energy for all wasn't as profitable as, say, actually charging people for every watt of energy use. Morgan then drove another nail in free energy's coffin by chasing away other investors, ensuring Tesla's dream would die. Now thats a big money taker

Elevator Thoughts
Elevator Thoughts by May Klein I thought you needed my support, as I watched your body sway in the hospital elevator, I touched your elbow with a finger, grazing gently, and witnessed how your body shrank away. I thought, this time, I could be just a ghost, so slightly beside you that you would not even feel my texture. Here was my most minimal offering, I could be your pillar, Let you lean against my wall defenses, but you moved so far away that I know I would never be an anchor for any of your weakness. It is in ways like this, that I have come to understand how you would choose death in any of its disguises, rather than allow your closet needs to create a new shape for us. All of this in the elevator, makes me think, "You are so hard to love." All of this in the elevator, makes me wonder, "Am I so hard to love, too?"

Eleven People
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one >>woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided >>that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They >>weren't able to decide on that person, until the woman gave a very >>touching speech. >> >>She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a >>woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or >>for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices, with little >>in return. >> >>As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping. >> >>SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO >>SMILE ABOUT TODAY! >>

The Elevators At Work
They are really cool. Too cool for a 2 year college. They have brushed chrome walls and mirrored ceilings and fancy ceramic tiled floors. They are made by Schindler Everyday as Im taking the elevator up to my office, I think "I'm on Schindler's Lift" and i giggle to myself. Sometimes the other riders get nervous.

Eleven Things Losers Do On Cherrytap...
+Ten Things Losers Do On Cherrytap....... ***ONE To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. ***TWO Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. ***THREE Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. ***FOUR Quit crying b/c you didn't win a contest. who cares? ITS CHERRYTAP!!! ***FIVE People who have whoring contests such as creamy coochie,biggest breasts or whatever other nasty and degrading contests your little brain can conjure up. *to the guys that do these* go find a girlfriend and fuck her b/c apparently you need something to occupy ur time! *the girls that have them and are entered in them* ur just m

Elevator Story
This is another old story I wrote from the female perspective.(10) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Elevator By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet. I stand there in the middle of the floor and we begin our ascent to our destination. I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent. I hear the tap of his attaché case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side. Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his

The Elevator
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 >feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

Eleven Things Dummys Do On Cherry Tap!
One: Put so much crap on their profile that it is difficult to read, rate, or comment, and sometimes just crashes browsers and/or computers all together. It's called a stash, you get points for it, use it! Two: Throwing a giant fit and leaving. That's so middle school. Three: Having "rate me" and such in your username. Well, duh, it's CherryTap. Rating is what we do! But I bet no one would have thought of it if you had not reminded them! Four: Put private pictures in the middle of public folders. Your viewers can SEE the thumbnail, but we click on it and it says, "Sorry, this is private!" and you're stuck going back to the original gallery. I personally just close it and find someone else to rate. Five: Post/Repost bulletins that say, "Repost this or get off my friends list!". Fucking hell. I delete everyone who post those, even friends I talk to on a regular basis. I'm not here to be threatened! I accept just about every friend request, so I probably won't miss you.

The Elevator
THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS, ALLIE ROLLS OVER TO TURN IT OFF. SHE LIES IN BED THINKING ABOUT THE LONG DAY AHEAD OF HER. AT 9AM SHE HAS A MEETING WITH HER NEW ACCOUNT THAT WILL SET THE TONE FOR HER FUTURE WITH HER NEW COMPANY. SHE SITS UP IN BED RUBBING THE SLEEPINESS OUT OF HER EYES AND THEN JUMPS IN THE SHOWER. AS SHE DRIES HERSELF OFF SHE IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR FOR THE DAY. SHE WANTS TO LOOK FEMININE BUT SHE ALSO WANTS TO LOOK POWERFUL. SHE DECIDES TO WEAR HER NEW GREY SUIT, THE SKIRT IS SHORT ENOUGH TO SHOW OFF HER SEXY LEGS AND THE JACKET WITH THE RIGHT BLOUSE CAN BE QUITE REVEALING. SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AS SHE PUTS HER MAKE-UP ON, TAKING HER TIME TO MAKE SURE IT IS JUST RIGHT. ALLIE WALKS OVER TO HER DRESSER AND TAKES OUT A NEW LACE BLACK BRA THAT WILL MAKE HER CLEAVAGE STAND OUT AS SHE REACHES FOR HER PANTIES SHE DECIDES THAT NOT ONLY DOES SHE WANT TO LOOK SEXY, SHE WANTS TO FEEL IT AS WELL, SO SHE TAKES HER NEW THONG AND GARTER BELT OUT AND PUTS THEM ON THEN HER STOCK

Elevator
Ok, you're riding an elevator all alone, there's no one else around and the doors open and the woman of your dreams comes on. She gets as close to you as she can, and you look at her funny, not knowin who she is. She slowly grabs your ass as the elevator doors close and you turn toward her, ready to say something. She locks her lips onto yours, not letting you say a word. You pull her close, wrapping your arms around her. You thrust your tongue into her mouth, tryin to swallow her whole. She unbuttons her shirt and lets it slide off her shoulders and pool at her feet. She slowly unbuttons your pants and slides them down your hips to pool at your feet. You break your mouth away from hers and give her a questioning look, before you can speak she holds her finger against your lips, telling you without words not to speak. She pulls your shirt over your head and throws it across the elevator. She runs her hands over your chest, feeling every ripple of muscle along the way.She shoves your bo

Elevators
By now all you CT members have encountered a multitude of friends, lovers, acquaintances,significant others, albeit via computer,and have shared your deepest, darkest secrets,dreams, fears, thoughts, fantasies with a virtual stranger. Whether it's the service men and women of our country, who are in dire need of being serviced themselves...lol...or lonely hearts who are trying to fill a void with computer generated intimacy, is CT fantasy or reality? Can it become a part of one's real life?The offers are out there...."couple seeks blonde to enhance relationship"...."I have an extra ticket for an Alaskan cruise and I'd like you to join me"..."Let me fly down to meet you and see if this is real"...How do any of these scenarios fit into the realities of every day life: friends,commitments,work, other relationships, etc. It seems that these bonds created on a computer can be intense and amazingly realistic, but are they really just dirty little secrets behind the elevator doors of life?

The Eleventh Commandment
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They persevered with their brain-storming and drafted the 11th. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shall not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

The Elevator
A man is riding an elevator stops at another floor. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. He can't take his eyes off of her and finally musters the courage to say to her "you are simply the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life." the woman replies "Well thank you" The man says "I know this is very forward of me, but I am an extremely rich person who is use to getting what he wants. Would you be willing to spend the weekend with me in my penthouse condo which overlooks the ocean? I would pay you 1 million dollars." The woman lights up and says "Well, I guess I'm free for the weekend, sure why not." The man replies " Great! Hey, how about we run across the street to that cheap flea bag motel and grab a quickie? I'll throw you a hundred bucks! " The woman says " Sir what kind of woman do you think I am?" The man says " we have already established that, now we are just haggling over the price."

Elevator Music
Another town on this lonely road, Travelling from where my strife was sowed, Where I had become the walking dead, Yet I still bop to the elevator music in my head. Three times loved, three times wife, Love has failed within my life, To hell with love, I've no more tears to shed, But I will continue to hum with the elevator music in my head. Again I will walk this trail in hopes that someday I will not fail and into love I will not tread. I will resist it with the elevator music in my head. And when it comes time that from my lips, come no more rhyme and I quietly lay within my earthen bed, Visitors may hear my elevator music in their head.

Eleven Signs That You Love Someone
Eleven Signs That You Love Someone ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

The Elevator
The Elevator By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet. I stand there in the middle of the floor and we begin our ascent to our destination. I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent. I hear the tap of his attaché case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side. Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his body press up against my back. I gasped for a second but never say a word. Against my ass I can feel the stiffness of hi

Eleventh Quiz
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Vector Demon Your Superpower is Speaking to Animals Your Weakness is Toilet Paper Your Weapon is Your Atomic Boomerang Your Mode of Transportation is Jet Pack What's your Superhero Name? Nuuuuuuuu! Not the Toilet Paper!!!!

Elevator Blowjob
Elevator Blowjob by centavos © Winning a trial gives you the feeling of ultimate invincibility, nothing can stop you. Winning a murder trial magnifies that intense sensation ten fold. Today I am king of Akron Ohio. I jumped into the elevator on the eleventh floor across from Judge McCarthy's courtroom and quickly pushed the button for the ninth floor. The doors stalled, as they usually do, and so I began to push the close door button. Everyone knows that this never works, but it makes you feel busy. Just as the doors were beginning to shut a young girl slid between them. She looked to be about 18, probably just out of high school if I had to guess. She was slender and tall, probably about 5'8", with medium length bleach blonde hair. She was wearing a tight pink top that appeared to be too small for her frame. The top cut off at the top of her lower torso exposing her perfectly shaped stomach. As she entered the elevator in a sideways motion as to avoid the closing eleva

The Elevator
The Elevator by pixie23 © My heels clicking on the lobby floor are drawing some attention to us as I run to keep up with your very fast walk. We came in through the farthest door from the elevators so we have to cover the entire lobby to get there. I realise you planned this; insisting on these heels would ensure people looked up at the source of the noise on the marble floor; the pace of your walk forcing me to almost run next to you; the white silk blouse and no underwear guaranteeing the attention gained remains with us for the entire walk to the elevators. I inwardly curse you as I notice businessmen distracted from their laptops and mobile phones, watching my breasts bounce under the blouse; the cool silk exciting my nipples with its soft friction. You press the button and I plead for the elevator to be quick. Your hand slides down my back, over my ass and I think about moving forward as I feel your hand start to slide my skirt up. As I know my stocking tops are probably i

The Eleventh Hour
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the

The Elevator
The Elevator By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and I press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet. I stand there in the middle of the floor and we began our ascent to our destination. I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent. I hear the tap of his attaché case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side. Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his body press up against my back. I gasped for a second but never say a word. Against my ass I can feel the stiffness of his

Elevator Things
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and re

Eleven Hints For Life
"Eleven Hints for Life" 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a d

Eleven Rules For Life........
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 7. Dream what you wan

The Elevator
“Are you sure?” “Of course I’m sure. Trust me. This will be one fuck to remember.” Star follows Sebastian into the elevator. She can feel the outer folds of her pussy begin to swell. She has never done anything like this before. Leave it to Sebastian to come up with such an idea. He’s so spontaneous and naughty. They enter the one hundred and two story building and head straight for one of the elevators. It is after midnight so the traffic won’t be as heavy but there are still some lingering sightseers floating around. They step into the elevator car and Sebastian hits the top floor. “Okay,” he says, “We’ve got about five minutes. It's a slow ride.” He pauses a moment then adds, “Unless it stops…then-.” Star puts a finger to his lips. “Then we better get started.” The idea of fucking in an elevator has never crossed her mind but she is more than willing. Star can’t wait to get started. When the door closes the ride begins. Sebastian pulls her close to him and kisse

Eleven
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 lyrics for a lullaby now i pray to the lord of sheep take my life from me as i sleep bring death to mine enemies swift and without a sound then both of our evils will be laid down let the tongue of the liar be cut out no more destruction will he toss casually about our fathers who art on earth and haveleft us all in shame you didnt protect us they stole our innocence andleft us with none else to blame give us this day our daily regret stuck reliving bad choices wed rather forget lead us out of temptation,we are all decoming deluded because its not possible to stay clean floating in water polluted amen 7:14 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove lyrics for thistles I SIT IN A CAGE MADE OF PLASTER AND RAGE CONTEMPLATING LOSS OF FREEDOM AT THE END OF THIS DAY THE SYSTEM OF LAW,ACCORDING TO MAN HAS SCREWED ME OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN FUCK YOUR SO CALLED AUTHORITY WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DECIDE FOR ME?

"eleven Hints For Life"
"Eleven Hints for Life" 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a d

Elevator Fun ;)
Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side. 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there? 4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 7. Meow occasionally. 8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly. 10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 12. Annouce in a

Eleven
My body matured Hard Fast and Strong It was different long before it should have been She just didn’t respond the same way she did before It/I was foreign I was eleven years young and Those nasty ill willed men could smell my new “gifts” And I reveled in this I used my new power to my advantage And thus continue to do so www.myspace.com/clubmix1996

Elevator
I can say truly and real she is stuck....stuck on my elevator I got this one girl stuck on my elevator I am sitting in the jag but I also I have a range in the back where the conac! here in my lap but this one girl shes stuck on my elevator..

Elevator Ride
The elevator was crowded,He was backed up against the wall,Then he felt my rump press into him.At first his mind became clouded,And then he had an urge to squall,He got an erection on the drop of a pin!I pressed back against him harder,And I felt his hard cock pressing,Between my soft warm yielding crack.This inflamed and fired his ardor,My warm heat felt like a Blessing,He began pressing slowly back!That elevator ride was long,And our hip movements were real slow,He was thrilled with this happen-chance.His exploding climax was strong,When I left he felt such a glow,I left him with real messy pants!!

The Elevator
The Elevator Copyright by Ms. Cleavage 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and I press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet. I stand there in the middle of the floor and we began our ascent to our destination. I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent. I hear the tap of his attaché case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side. Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his body press up against my back. I gasped for a second but never say a word. Against my ass I can feel the stiffness of his cock as it ris

The Elevator Ride
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