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Drinking The Limbaugh-faux News Juice
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_re_us/church_shooting Police: Man shot churchgoers over liberal views By DUNCAN MANSFIELD, Associated Press Writer 15 minutes ago Knoxville's police chief says the man accused of a shooting that killed two people at a Tennessee church targeted the congregation because of its liberal social stance. Chief Sterling Owen IV said Monday that police found a letter in Jim D. Adkisson's car. Owen said Adkisson was apparently frustrated over being out of work and had a "stated hatred of the liberal movement." Adkisson is charged with first-degree murder. Police say a gunman entered the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church during a children's performance Sunday. No children were hurt. The church is known for advocating women's and gay rights and founding an American Civil Liberties Union chapter === hey neocunt biblethumper. its the 21st Century. Women and gays have rights.

Drinkin’ Away The Good Times (while I’m Washin’ Away The Bad)
Drinkin’ Away the Good Times (While I’m Washin’ Away the Bad) Lance Kirtley Another drink, another dollar Sittin’ in this bar I don’t know and I guess I don’t care But I wonder where you are Are you really happy with him Do you miss what we once had I try to get on with my life baby But the hurt makes me oh so sad So I’m drinkin’ away the good times While I’m washin’ away the bad I just can’t seem to get it right No matter how I try It seem to me those who get ahead Are the ones who cheat and lie You can thank him for using you And fault me for bein’ too nice They say that good guys finish last I’m tired of payin’ that price So I’m drinkin’ away the good times While I’m washin’ away the bad (Instrumental) I’ve lost some time in my memory My mind is in a haze I can’t remember what I was doin’ When I wasn’t in this place All those nights of dri

Drink Up America!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago- You will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago- You will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago- You will have $0.00 today. But........ If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer- Then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund- You will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle- It is called the 401-

Drink Up Louisiana... It's Almost Over
IKE DRINK RECIPES For the tea totallers this is great humor. For the real enthusiasts, this is pertinent to your survival: FEEDER BAND 2 oz. Midori 2 oz. rum 1 scoop vanilla ice cream After your home loses power, combine Midori and rum in a cocktail glass. Add a scoop of the vanilla ice cream that is melting in your freezer. Stir, and drink through a straw. ============================================================ MANDATORY EVACUATION 1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka 1/2 oz. vermouth Clamato Prune juice Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose ficus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof -- even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it -- if you can use his bathroom. Repeat. ============================================================ CATEGORY 5 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. rum 1/2 oz. bourbon 1/2 oz. gin Sweet-and-sour mix

Drinks
So it's been awhile since I posted something. I'm drinking a tequila sunrise.My new favorite drink.And I must say I make it pretty darned good.Execpt for I didnt want it very strong tonight.Not feeling so well. I'm pissed off the SH-Homecoming didnt get very good reviews.I havent played it yet.But I love SH.And people bashing it because it's too action based and American made pisses me off.So what?Fighting those creepy ass monsters I'm glad the guy has a little training.Oh well.I'll still play it bitches. My husband is trying to get me into FF. Not gonna work. Yet.Yes the storyline is good and meaningful.But it has to have gore to make it interesting to me i.e. SH. Love the new show Fringe.There hasnt been a lot of good new shows on lately.ABC sucks ass for t.v. slutty t.v. CBS is pretty good.Comedy..needs some work but thier drama is okay.Except for C.S.I. N.Y. that guys face is a crime scene! So pretty much dont have anything important to say. Other then my phone being

A Drink On Jaded Dragon
Hey everyone Every Thursday Jaded Dragon is here with a keg and they need help drinking it. Come help them out it won't cost ya a thing for the beer. Right here a Babe's. Why not come in and have a beer and look at naked chicks. How can you go wrong with that.

Drinkin & Drivin
Today would have been my little brothers 49th birthday. At the age of 21 he chose to drink and get behind the wheel of his truck... He never made it home. He not only died as a result of his decision but the two people who were in the vehicle he had a head on crash with were in critical condition for several weeks. Thankfully they eventually recovered. Please folks, don't get me wrong. I'm not a prude and I have nothing against drinking and having a good time. (this is evidenced in my pics lol). Just please don't drink in excess without the benefit of a designated driver.

Drink With Me
This tutorial was written for those who have a working knowledge of PSP. Supplies Needed: PSP XI Filters of your choice I used Filters unlimited 2.0 but anything that gives you a nice spooky texture is fine. Image of your choice, I am using the awesome art of Candra Mask of your choice I am using one of the many wonderful masks that Vaybs has to offer. My Blood Drip Animation & puddle you can get HERE Remember Save Often. --------- Open your tube, duplicate the image and close your original. Ok we are going to work with a big canvas and resize later as it gives you more room to work with. Go to Image Increase Canvas size to one that gives you plenty room to work I made my longest side 1000 pix Ok close off your tube just so it's out the way for a while. New layer Flood fill with black New Layer Flood Fill with a dark colour from your tube,

Drinking Politics
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!""Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down.""That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?""Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says."Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrat

Drink, Steal, Swear, And Lie
I met this guy who has a motto he lives by everyday. He said ' listen carefully and live by these 4 rules: Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie.' I was shaking my head 'NO.....', but he then told me to listen while he explained his four rules. So here they are: 1..'Drink' from the 'everlasting cup' every day. 2.'Steal' a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than you are. 3.'Swear' that you will be a better person today than yesterday. 4. and last, but not least, when you 'lie' down at night thank God you live in a country where you have religious freedom. I am not as good as I should be, I am not as good as I could be but THANK GOD I am better than I used to be! Have A Blessed Day!

Drink Me.
I think I caught some damn fool's flu. And I know just the damn fool. Like it matters. That's not why I've brought you all here today. And its not to kill superman. ... this time. No, I've gathered you all here because every fucking thing hurts, and I really don't care. See, I was thinking about this while I was looking at the faces in my parent's 1/2 bath door. The wood grain looks like a thousand tormented mortals trapped, pressed, and sliced sandwich meat thin in some sort of frozen window into hell, I thought gee there's a poem right there. But really, I can't write anything worth a shit til I get paid, get fucked, and get coffee. I know. I'm being quite a prat about the whole issue, but really, I'm just not in any mood for spiritualism, feigning sophistication and all the other bullocks that falls out of my head when I'm actually inspired. It can't be helped. I have a fulltime job, and a notime lover. Madness really. And what about my innevitable trek into grad

Drinking Problem??
So I've been told I might have a drinking problem....but heres the deal I don't drink that often I'm come on I spent a year in Iraq and got totally trashed in three different counties... and yeah I have drank 4 bottles of vodka on my own but come on thats nothing.... and well I'd like to know what you all think. I have some pics up of my umm "collection" as some call it.. take a look and let me know what you think.

Drink Toast (joke :p)
Once upon a time in China, there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupies only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of 'GAN BEI' (happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder. One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him. 'GAN BEI.........GAN.........BEI.........!!!' the cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted, 'IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR U!'

Drinking With Coworkers..
I haven't drank since Christmas, but that changed last night when I went to Karaoke with some friends. I bought a beer or two for a few friends and ill be honest, my list was 2 Heineken, 2 Bacardi and cokes, a shot of buttershot rum, and a long island ice tea, over the course of 4 hours. I didn't get sick, but I got bold... but didn't lose my sense of morals. I was around a lot of coworkers and there was one imparticular who came blitzed. She couldn't walk right and she was basically stripper dancing to half the songs, hooting, hollering, loud. She almost burned me with her cigarette. I thought about my long distance partner a lot last night. I missed her, and hoped she was missing me as well. There's a barrier in me, a mental one where I just... I don't know my value. I don't know what I'm worth to who and my value is questioned in my mind. I think about it more often when drinking, but i do as well, when sober. I just question my worth, which leads to questioning what I'm wor

Drinking Dreaming
Sunday, August 12, 2007 So I am sitting there and I decided to think to myself how wonderful a drink my be...maybe a hurricaine might tast good or even a little Capt and Coke to keep me company...I just got tired of sitting in the shade for 1:45 minutes waiting for this idiot that should never have been givin a weapon to begin with and he has to qualify with this weapon...10 hours later after we all started he is the only one waiting to qualify and we are all suffuring in 100 degree heat with 100% humidity...Now I know that we all have to be somewhat good but at that same time he is not even terrible he is pathitic...Needless to say that range week was nice up until PVT someone fucked it all up and made us all stay late...God Bless A gunners...

Drink And Drive
I feel upon me, The shadow of death. It fills the air with fear, It takes away my breath. The screeching of tires, The feeling of fear. Gave me a hint, Death was near. Exploding glass, The screaming of shock. I felt nothing but pain, As I fell like a rock. Both cars stop, A feeling of hell. I went to check, If they were well. I looked at the driver, Blood on his face. He did not survive, This terrible place. Back seat was a child, No older than three. Her life is no more, All because of me. I fell to my knee's. I fell to the ground. I saw the ambulance, As it came around. A three year old girl, Died because I drank. She has no more life, And just me to thank. With tears in her eyes, The mother arrived. Horror on her face, Because I drink and drive. She ran towards the car, She ran through me instead. Then I finally realized, That I am dead. I can't tell her what happened, I can't go home and see my wife. All because I drink and drive, I just e

Drink Up!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't?As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)-bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Drink, Drank, Drunk
So, it's Saturday night, I don't have to work until 1ish tomorrow, and I have lots of alcohol in the house. I have some sitting here on my lap, some beside me on the floor, and more in the kitchen. I want you to help me make a new drinking game. I make the first rule... you make the rest... and I will follow them. ANY RULE, no matter how ridiculous will be followed. Free TV : Ustream Have fun... Rule #1: Whenever anyone new posts in the blog, I take a drink. Rule #2: Cursing in the blog causes two drinks (Crystal) Rule #3: Bawk like a chicken in between drinks (Deacon) Rule #4: Call Deacon's Slave's Snapvine and take a shot while leaving the message (Deacon's Slave) Rule #5: Spin around before taking each drink (Fenrir) Rule #6: Body shot for every blue name that comes in (Viper) Rule #7: Listen to Davie Bowie (Anon) Rule #8: Drink every time an 11 is rated (sideways Head) Rule #9: Anyone who asks to see tits must take

Drinking,,,lol
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his he ad and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night weren'

Drinkin It Up.
Im New To This Site So Please People Bare With me LOL. I heard This Site Can be Very Fun && get To Know Sum Fellow Drinkers! lol. I Drink On the Weekends Sum But Yeah LOL. Just Talk To Me u might Like Me=] Or Not =P LOL.

Drinking
A lot of people are completely shocked by the fact that I am from Russia, and do not drink (beer on a rare occasion). The truth is, my last time when I was obliterated to hell was 14 years ago, when I was 13 and chugged down a half a bottle of bad Russian vodka. It did not end well, and it took 4 guys ti prevent me from stabbing them with a metal broomstick. However, thats not the reason why I don't drink. Growing up in Moscow during not so good times, I remember the filth the country was drowning in. Drinking was a national past time because of a shitty life-at work, at home, at school. I remember walking home past the liquor kiosks, seeing corpse like creatures with red faces and soiled clothes lay on the ground, completely passed out. I remember coming up the stairs in a pitch black darkness (because the alkies would steal lamp bulbs and sell them for vodka), trying to feel my next step just to plant my foot onto someone laying there. Or having to step over a zombie-like th

Drinkin'
So here I sit after playing one of my guitars for about an hour drinkin' MGD and Jameson's Gold reserve. I could have been a contender if I would have any one support me. I love singing and playing my guitar. 20 years in the Submarine force and everyone was always shocked when they heard me do Elvis. My ex-wife...not so much. Then I had this meeting with a woman I met on the internet (before it was cool to meet on the internet) and she encouraged me....wow! I had a gig at the American Legion in Virginia once a month. I did Karaoke all the time...I can do more than Elvis! I wrote 2 songs and had them put on a CD and registered. I just wish that it all could have happened way earlier....oh well. Just a middle aged guy living a dream now. (47 year old guy with 2 guitars). I can't believe that I own a Martin..Veterans model of course. The one I palyed tonight was a Breedlove. What a reat sound. Breedlove makes an awesome guitar. Martin though...the cadillacs of guitars! anyway, gonna finis

Drinks
Drinks That Reflect Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality:

Drinkin'
Well, here I am gettin' drunk on Irish whiskey and MGD. I was playing my guitar (1 of 3) when I realized...why? I don't play anywhere. I've got a $3500 guitar and a $1300 guitar and I don't even play in public! wow...I really miss the American Legion where I played once a month. I've got a good voice and I play well. I do an AWESOME Elvis. And yet here I am playing in my garage. Oh well....some are destined for fame...and there are the rest of us. But you just can't beat an acoustic guitar. Maybe I can play for some of our neighbors this summer. Ah....well...I guess I'll just get drunk...and MAN my fingers are sore! Guess I'll just keep playin' anyway! Dragon M'Bits

Drink Or Food??
some peoples are like foodany kind of foodno matter yummy it was or badno matter u liked it or notat the end of the day u just gonna poop it outthe most expensive caviaror just a peice of breadthey all have to go through the same way down to the p exitso dont bother ur self looking of which kind of food u want to belolmy selfi am like water,juice,drinksanykind of themcuz even after i get out of the p exiti return to be a steamthen a cloudthen damnnn rainand yes now u can imagine which human being urine dropsu r enjying when u dance in the rainnahhh m just kidding uyes i knowI AM CRAZYBUT I DO ENJOY ITDO U??-----------------W.B: FAR7AN

Drinking
The heat is moving towards my fingers Smoke is filling up my eyes This bench is filling up with ashes And sadness is filling up my mind I don't even know what day it is While I sit here all alone The moon above is making me cold And dispair is bringing me home I need to keep busy I need to keep drinking I'll do whatever it takes To try and keep from thinking Because thinking brings sadness And sadness brings pain Physical...emotional... It all feels the same I don't want to die I swear I want to live But I need to keep drinking Because thinking is a sin

Drinkin And Thinkin
proceed with caution i`m not sober stumbled in drunk at 5:30 this morning not tired so i made a pot of really strong coffee and sat on the deck smoking cigarettes and sipping coffee watched the sky lighten as the sun crept up in the east. heavy rain clouds to the west coming in off the ocean. i watch the clouds break apart into tiny wisps and eventually disappear as they head towards the sun. brought to mind the greek myth of icarus meeting his death flying to the sun. death has been on my mind lately. someone i know committed suicide last fri. not a great friend but someone i`ve have had more than a few deep conversations with. took a header off a 6 story parking garage. so if i look to the south i see a beautiful sunrise on the left and if i look to the right i see tumultous weather. same as everyones life right? beauty or trouble are always right there. why do we decide to look one way or the other and only see that view? i`m gonna quit this now . good morning to all who

Drink Drank Drunk????
you wake up one morning and realize. did i drink too much or did i just have a good time.. that is my battle.. about 4 times a night. i work a full 40-50 hrs a week and make pretty good money, but .......... it doesnt stop the thoughts. fuck the drama.. this is a point in the moment. juss saying.

Drink Recipes
Ike Drink RecipesFor the tea totallers this is great humor. For the real enthusiasts, this is pertinent to your survival:FEEDER BAND2 oz. Midori2 oz. rum1 scoop vanilla ice creamAfter your home loses power, combine Midori and rum in a cocktail glass. Add a scoop of the vanilla ice cream that is melting in your freezer. Stir, and drink through a straw.============================================================MANDATORY EVACUATION1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka1/2 oz. vermouthClamatoPrune juiceCombine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose ficus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof -- even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it -- if you can use his bathroom. Repeat.============================================================CATEGORY 51/2 oz. vodka1/2 oz. tequila1/2 oz. rum1/2 oz. bourbon1/2 oz. ginSweet-and-sour mixSplash of fruit juiceCombine vodka, tequila, rum,

Drinking With A Texas Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and aTexas Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, He throws his glass in the air, Pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, Drinks non-alcoholic beer (cuz he's a Muslim), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, And shoot the glass all to pieces. He says, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses, that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, Picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws her glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab, catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "We have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!" God Bless TEXAS!!!

Drinking With Bukowski
Drinking with Bukowski I had an affair with alcohol and cheated on time Women were fluttering thoughts, as each one has at least one striking feature So desirable at any given moment that I just had to do it It came, oh yeah, it came the current the next the one after that the paying customer they came Succulent, sweetly swollen embodied in the momentary connection and reconnetions inspiring my dark realities spewing forth brutal honesty I wrote because I loved them or at least a piece of them little fragments of their humanity, utterly deniable They howled orgasmically coming forth from my pen needing to take haven briefly in my shadowlands They left, oh yeah, they left their fingerprints, their foot prints, their scent, all there for me to savor as I recreate, retaste through my words. They left... for their husbands, their fulfillment, their righteous anger they left for the next, the next customer, the next craving all of them carnivores in my mind some fair in their de

Drinkin Vocabulary Challenge
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Specificityb) British Constitutionc) Passive-aggressive disorderd) TransubstantiateThings that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.b) Nope, no more booze for me.c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.d) No kebab for me, thank you.e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?f) I'm not interested in fighting you.g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Drinks Are On Me...
Woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime tas

Drinking Games
So I'm talking to a friend of mine, about the fine things men and women do when they are shit faced drunk. We were reminiscing about last summer when I came in to work at 5 am, after a long night of partying, still completly out of it. So much so that I had to pretend I was sick to go home and sleep off my intoxication before I got fired. So the topic of the night is drunk sex. We decided there are 3 types of drunk hetero sex: 1) The guy is drunk and the chick is not. This drunk sex is lousy, stinky, and utterly nauseating. For some reason sex with a drunk dude, when you are sober, is just not a fun or interesting affair. 2) The chick is drunk and the guy is not. Men seem to like this for some reason, I am supposing because the decreased judgement makes him more likely to get laid, and/or more likely to get things that the lady doesn't usually do. Whatever it is, guys are quick to get a chick drunk. 3) Both parties are drunk. Now this is some crazy sex. Im most cases bost parties

Drinking Games
F.U.B.A.R. DRINKING GAME Shuffle a full deck of cards and scatter them in a pile in the middle of your table. One player goes at a time picking one card. They flip over their card, displaying it to everyone. Each card has a different rule as follows: Ace: Take one drink 2: Take Two 3: Take Three 4: Questions - You look at the person of your choice and ask them a question, they must answer your question with a question and it keeps going until someone screws up. Ex. What is going on? Why do you touch yourself? You don't have to question the person who questioned you either. Make sure to make eye contact. 5: Give five drinks 6: I never. This is where the person who flipped the card says something they have never done and anyone who has must drink. 7: Thumbmaster - This person puts their thumb down on the table whenever they want and the last one to put theirs down drinks. The thumbmaster can do this as many times as he wants until the next seven is picke

Drinks...again
I wrote a blog about the before, but I guess I'm still not 'getting it'. People are STILL going apeshit over the 'order a round' feature. I guess I'm dense or something because I don't understand WHY. I just replied to a MuMM about it and I basically said that it's a fucking fake drink on a website you come to to have fun. People are complaining they are missing 'real' gifts from people. REALLY??! I scan over my gifts, if I see a non-drink gift, I do this really radical thing. I OPEN it! :o I know, shocking right? Then I go back mark all as read and then delete. It's not fucking rocket science. People are also complaining that it's too generic and impersonal. It's FAKE, it doesn't mean squat. No one spent their real money on that, you know. If people are thinking that everyone they talk to, add and fan are genuine friends, they need to log off. Does this sound harsh? Maybe, but I've seen a lot of people on my friends list show their true colors, and IRL I wouldn't give them a second g

Drinking
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalist3. TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me.3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.6. I'm not interested in fighting you.7. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Drinking With A Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in the same bar. when the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls our his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same glass twice either." The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In Arizona, we have no many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the sames ones twice." God Bless Arizona

The Drink
I think I drank, drank too much its going to my headMy vision blurs and I jump the gun I can’t stop it nowI don’t know how it got this far but I wish it would slowMy head is swimming and my money gone; where did it all go?I find my self standing in a tux, with black and white aroundIt is too late I said my vows, and as it clears I can see, it is a wedding and its target was meI drank to much and said to little, it seems like my funeralNow in my new found happiness is more like my personal hellI drank, I drank to much

Drink, Steal, Swear, And Lie
*I met this guy while I was in Albuquerque and he has a motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and live by these 4 rules : Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie.* * I was shaking my head 'no', but he then told me to listen while he explained his four rules. So here they are :* *1. "Drink" from the "everlasting cup" every day. * *2. "Steal" a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than you. * *3. "Swear" that you will be a better person today than Yesterday. * *4. And last, but not least, when you "lie" down at night* * Thank God you live in America and have freedom. * * I am not as good as I should be.* * I am not

Drinking Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” “Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.”

Drinking With A Texas Girl..
Drinking with a TEXAS girl... A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless TEXAS !!!

A Drinking Song
A Drinking Song by William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Wine comes in at the mouthAnd love comes in at the eye;That's all we shall know for truthBefore we grow old and die.I lift the glass to my mouth,I look at you, and I sigh.

Drinks Made After Popular Video Games
For More Drinks go to http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/CLICK+FOR+MORE+DRINKS T-Virus (Resident Evil Shot) Ingredients: 3/4 shot Silver Rum 1/4 shot Everclear 1 Blue Twizzler Directions: Wind a blue Twizzler around a tall double shot glass. It should stick to the sides of the glass. Pour in the silver rum and top with the Everclear. Drink, then eat the Twizzler for a sweet and tangy aftertaste. You will have to fish out the Twizzler with your finger after you drink, as it will still be stuck to the side of the shot glass. T-Virus Antidote (Resident Evil Shot) Ingredients: 3/4 shot Silver Rum 1/4 shot Watermelon Vodka 1 Green Twizzler Directions: Wind a green Twizzler around a tall double shot glass. It should stick to the sides of the glass. Pour in the silver rum and top with the watermelon Vodka. Drink, then eat the Twizzler. You will have to fish out the Twizzler with your finger after you drink, as it will still be

Drinking Stories....please Help Get This Started
Soooo, we are playing a drinking game so why not share some real drinking stories? Do you have any funny ones? Those are probably the best, because we all need some good laughs, right? Be the first and maybe the best...

Drinks
I send a round daily to each of the three options.This means my friends get 2 drinks a day, if you dont then you have not fanned me and might want to.The fact that I get up to 15 drinks from certain ppl is quite time consuming and annoying.I will, from now on only send out 1 additional drink beyond the rounds.If I keep getting all these drinks from the same ppl I will be forced to delete you.Spending hours on drinks alone costs me many points, and friends/fans.I am sorry but I have asked for ppl not to do this, but it is not stopping.I really enjoy you ppl plz just STOP SENDING ALL THOSE DRINKS

Drink Responsably
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH PEOPLE CAUSE ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE GOES TO JAIL And dont worry im not telling not to do it im just telling ya how it needs to be done.... The other night me and quite a few friends were out drinking..... Alot....Alot more than neccecary. What can i say it was a tuesday theres nothing else to do. Anywho right around 3am maybe quarter to 2 i dont know i was fucked up I step outside the bar for some fresh air and to welcome another of my accociates who was arriving fashonably after work good guy. For privacy sake we will call him Dick Richardson TEEHEEHEE, while waiting i squint with troubled vision across the street and what do i see... Yep Hookers But then i look across the other way and i shit you not there is a metropolitan police dept occifer eyeballing the bar waiting for the drunk fuckers like myself to get in the car and drive. Asshole. So as my Little Dicky pulls into the right spot i say hey Dick whats up and then i ease him int

Drink To Me
Drink to me, only, with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kisse but in the cup, And Ile not look for wine. The thirst, that from the soule doth rise, Doth aske a drink divine: But might I of Jove's Nectar sup, I would not change for thine. I sent thee, late, a rosie wreath, Not so much honoring thee, As giving it a hope, that there It could not withered be. But thou thereon did'st onely breathe, And sent'st it back to mee: Since when it growes, and smells, I sweare, Not of it selfe, but thee.

Drinking Man--george Strait
George Strait - Drinkin' Man Lyrics I woke up this mornin' and I swore to god I'd never ever take another drink againI fought it like the devilBut you know that you're in troubleWhen your fourteen and drunk by 10 a.m.Tried to hide it from my mom and dadAll my friends said, "Straighten up"I just laughed, said, "You don't understand"That's a hell of a lot to ask of a drinkin' manAt sixteen, I was on my ownAnd flyin' high and stayin' stonedI knew everythin' there was to knowI did things that I can't talk aboutI wore my mom and daddy outLate nights they spend prayin' for my soulStayed sober once for nine days in a rowI quit cold-turkeyDame near almost made it to jailBut that's a hell of a lot to ask of a drinkin' manI look into the mirror, bottle in my handI'd like to pour it out, I just don't think I can'Cause that's a hell of a lot to ask of a drinkin' manI don't know when or where it wasOr how we met and fell in loveOr why she'd even fall for a guy like meI tried to pull myself to

Drinks/deerb
so yesterday my husband and I got invited to Fast Eddies by some friends. If I would have known, i wouldn't have done all those shots of Tequilla earlier. Before we left my husband was in the kitchen and he told me to get in there quick. I did and saw that he was by the window that looks out to OUR backyard. I went to see what he was looking at and nearly shit in my pants at what I saw. I seen a beautiful huge female deer in our backyard. I couldn't believe it. I've seen foxes in my backyard before but never a deer, especially one that huge. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I live in the city too so seeing a deer in my backyard is quite rare. I hope it comes back again. I'll have to take a picture next time. We had a lot of fun at Fast Eddies, though I feel like shit today and am stuck at work at the office. blah. Be jealous haters. bwhahahahaha. =)

Drink Recipes
Basilico 1½ oz. citron vodka½ oz. peach liqueur¼ oz. apple liqueur¼ oz. simple syrup¼ oz. lime juice1 strawberry5 basil leavesGarnish: strawberryTo make simple syrup, mix equal parts hot water and sugar until sugar is dissolved. Muddle the strawberry and basil leaves in a cocktail shaker. Add remaining ingredients. Shake and serve in a glass filled with ice. Garnish with a strawberry.

Drink Recipe
Red Velvet Shortcake 1½ oz. Red Velvet ZING Vodka2 oz. cream sodaSplash of lemon juice2 strawberriesGarnish: strawberryMuddle strawberries in a cocktail shaker. Add remaining ingredients except cream soda. Shake and strain into a glass filled with ice. Top with soda. Garnish with a strawberry.

Drink Recipe
Hot N Sassy 1 oz. Pucker Vodka Sour Apple Sass3 slices jalapeños2 slices clementineSplash of lime juice1 oz. lemon-lime sodaMuddle jalapeño and clementines in a cocktail shaker. Add vodka and ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Add lime juice and soda. Stir.

Drink Recipes
Whisky Smash 2 oz. Dewar's White Label Blended Scotch Whisky1 tsp. sugar2 wedges of lemon3 mint sprigsSeltzerMuddle the lemon, mint leaves, and sugar in the bottom of a cocktail shaker. Add whisky. Shake and strain into a glass filled with ice. Top with seltzer.

'drink Hatred'?
I've seen it all now. Just when I was beginning to think this was an All Right Site, I get some HATRED, from a Woman just because I sent her A FUCKING DRINK. I guess She's a Not-So-Well-Known-Or-Liked LITTLE GIRL CRYING BIGOT!!! It would have been much easier for her to simply say: 'Hey, don't send me anymore drinks please?' That would have been sufficient, and I would have moved the hell on. So for Future Reference; if you decide to send someone NOT...on your Friends List-or even on The Motherfucker-check the profile. Doing so, just might save you from A WEAK ASSED SO-CALLED 'PIMP' SLAP. The last time someone tried that on me IN REAL LIFE, the individual in question had an extreme Life Change...he just can't Father Children now, and has a Brand New Plastic Patela...and one last thing: I DON'T, hit Women. PUNK MOTHERFUCKERS DO THAT! Outtie.

Drink Yourself Young - The Next Big Thing?
This year Skin laser clinic - known as nutricosmetics or nutraceuticals - have really taken off and now for nearly every pot of wrinkle cream there is usually a recommended supplement to go with it,helping support your skin from the inside as well as the outside. Thelatest to join in is a new beauty elixir, Fountain, The Beauty Molecule(£24.99 Boots) and the magic ingredient in this new wonder drink is resveratrol.The health benefits of resveratrol are almost too numerous to count.This polyphenolic antioxidant compound, which is found naturally in red wine, red grapes, and peanuts, has been shown to help fight the aging process, promote a healthy heart, and boost cellular energy output,among many other benefits. And specifically with regard to cancer,resveratrol has been shown in at least 10 scientific studies published in recent years to help ward off melanoma, a potentially deadly form of skin wrinkle reduction while studies by Harvard scientists earlier this year suggest that thi

Drip...
drip... there are unlived lives in my panties. dripping in temptation. flowing through my mind. as i bite my lip and spread. fingers across a keyboard. my pseudo adultery. leaving me sloppy wet. overflowing possibility. but i will be faithful. i will be, i will be. i really, i really will be. drip...

The Dripping Moment
Still these hearts that feel the urge, Take them up to astral realms, Meeting on a mutual level, Comfort and soothe the search. Entertain the thoughts, of crescendos building, Fires awakening, Revitalizing sensualism. Carnal pleasures bulging out Your laden freight Occupies this vacant space Filling it to capacity Perpetual pleasure when we reach out, Sprawl, and thrust our forms Replenishing the metered rhythm. Enjoying the ecstasy of the flesh, Giving and taking in mutual bliss, Motions entwined into unison, Devouring the orgasmic moment. The appetent moment, Desirous with wanton need, To fill ourselves with greedy lust. Appetites now stilled; satiated. To nestle within our warm embrace Spoon our forms and feel contentment Our heartbeats against our naked souls A joyous sensation felt within.

Dripping Screams
It’s always waiting right there on the tip of my tongue Fistfuls of shit in each hand waiting to be flung A drug that comes out from, not into lungs With a bellow I can blow a hole through you Like a tusk baring boar Crying; you hit the floor Violate you with a few more words Raped, left for dead, and dying for more Pen point mugging Stabbed with a Sanford Uni-Ball fine tipped black pen Scribble a dark line from your gut to your chin Break it in half and let the ink seep in Now your vital organs are painted black I dip my finger in the mess And start writing love stories on the wall Scrawled with blackened gore I’m a horror story pornographer Pimping out depravity like a well turned out whore

Dripping Wax....
Dripping wax... I want the wax dripping onto my back and chest And I want those ropes wrapping around my wrists Spreading me tightly to a bed I want your hands and nails to run down my body I want helplessness without a feeling of dread How amazing it all feels as it’s running through my head I see the things I would want you to do to me I love how much it sets me free I am surrendering myself to you, being yours I need to be feeling you crawl over my face, and what you might make me do… I want to be your toy to play with night and day…. I want for me to be the one in control of you … Making you my slave.. Telling you what to do My hands on your body teasing and pleasing you I want to make you beg for me I want to be melting ice cubes over your naked body… I love that sound of my hand as it slaps your ass I want to know the feel of me inside of you You could be mine to have always and I would be yours to control and command I want that roman

Drips
Icy water drips echo falling from point up sliding along point down painting rock rainbow hues drips form a symphony all dance to nature flowing along her melody water drops musical beats faster beats destructive tunes slower rhythm inspire creation life seeps through both breathing life drowning death from deep down beneath nature heats unformed being fires forge primate state dripping waters steaming cooling Cool waters drip down teasing along hidden crevices cooling deep recesses slowly razor edge rugged surface

~ Drip~
We came together In a frenzied embrace Mouths locked, Nostrils flared Snorting like fighting bulls Kissing, stroking, groping Fumbling with buttons and belts Hooks and eyes Until we lay in a heap Disordered in our semi nakedness I caressed her breasts Teasing her nipples First with fingers Before attending to them orally I moved my hand across her soft belly And pulled up her skirt My mouth alternated between Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth My hand slipped under her skirt And I reached up Until I felt the silk of her underwear I pulled them down to her ankles urgently Then I moved my hand steadily Up her long stockined leg From ankle to calf to her inner thigh The soft naked flesh above her stocking Before combing my fingers through Her luxuriant growth She turned her attentions once again To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue I cupped her pubic bone in my hand And rocked it gently Then I slipped my fingers between her lips Into t

Dripping Wet Jade (drink Special , Only Get It In Diablo's Den!
LOL THIS IS A NEW DRINK SPECIAL IN DIABLO'S DEN......CUM ON IN AND ASK FOR ONE! DRIPPING WET JADE IS : PASSION FRUIT PUNCH W/ TEQUILLA AND IT'S SOOOOOOOOO YUMMYYYYYYY! (LMMFSAO)

Drip Beer Beef
DRIP BEER BEEF 4-5 lb lean rolled rump roast 1 1/2 teaspoons garlic salt 3/4 tablespoon oregano 1/2 teaspoon rosemary 3/4 tablespoon savory salt 2 cubes beef bouillon pepper to taste water and beer to fill a large pan Cook in large pan on top of stove for 6 to 8 hours. I use a large pan and cover with water and 1 can of beer. About 2 hours before serving. Add second can of beer.The longer and slower cooked, the better. Also the less fat on the meat the better. Good served as sandwiches or on mini buns for parties.

"drip By Drip."
“Drip by Drip” Drip by drip, ringing in my ear Drip by drip, is all I ever hear Drip by drip, will it cease, I’ll never know Drip by drip, I’d die to stop the flow Drip by drip, it is the second day Drip by drip, I’m begging and I pray Drip by drip, I strain against the straps Drip by drip, that hold me on my back Drip by drip, the third day it has come Drip by drip, they still are having fun Drip by drip, by droplets raining down Drip by drip, still that dreadful sound Drip by drip, I’m somehow on day four Drip by drip, I can’t take this anymore Drip by drip, please not another day Drip by drip, they smile and walk away Drip by drip, I’ve made it to day five Drip by drip, I can’t believe that I’m alive Drip by drip, a mallet on my head Drip by drip, I wish that I were dead Drip by drip, they tell me it’s day six Drip by drip, I’ve gone and gotten sick Drip by drip, the vomit stains my shirt Drip by drip, I scream and thrash and hurt Drip by drip,

Drip Drip
All the pain builds so fastThe strength i build never seems to lastThe happiness just flows awayallowing me to barely last through another dayDrip, DripThe pain it lasts just too damn longAll the strength inside seems to be goneThe happiness feels so wrongThe loneliness makes me feel like another pawnDrip, DripI want a release I want to escapebut everything inside says its to lateI don't wanna go I don't wanna leaveThe pain inside god you could never believeDrip, DripI see the pain flowing out of my skinJust waiting for the end to beginThis is the only release my mind seems to feelBecause it reminds me the pain is realDrip... drip...I start to calmDrip... drip...And now the pain is gone..

Drip Drop Dreams
drip once like acid rain drip twice to bring home the pain drip a park drip a dream drip a fight drip a passionate night drip revenge drip a car drip another drip lies drip deceat drip utter defeat

Drip Drip Drip
the rain had fallen, leaving everything a glistening wet behind, the drops fell off of the windowsill, drip drip drip Where a bird lay perched, Its sleek black feathers matched the dreary scene, It feet tapped the metal, tap tap tap The bird with the wicked face, lonely the man inside the house, and scratched the window, screech screech screeh The man's eyes followed the sound, to that haunted window, to see the bird with the wicked face, the very same one that had witnessed it all, stomp stomp stomp The man hated that bird, so he decided to kill it, on that very dreary day, Boom boom boom The birds blood was splattered on pieces of shattered glass the blood fell from the windowsill drip drip drip

Dripping..
I wanted to write this blog yesterday and forgot (yay old age!) Most of you have read my shoutbox convos blogs, I get a lot of weirdos asking/telling me stupid stuff all the time. Yesterday was no exception. Some dude told me he was imagining his cum dripping off my face and tits and I wondered...is this a normal thing for a guy to imagine? Men on my friends list: IRL and online, when you see a woman, do you automatically imagine your man juice dripping from their face and tits? Was this guy overly vulgar or is this a normal thing?

The Dr. Is In :>*
Dr. Drew Pinksy He is one of the sexiest men I have ever come across. Not just because of his looks but because of his mind. As cliché as that sounds. "Millions know him as the host of the nationally syndicated radio call-in program LOVELINE. What you might not know is that Dr. Drew Pinsky is a practicing medical doctor and is board certified in addiction medicine. He is currently the Medical Director for the Department of Chemical Dependency Services at Las Encinas Hospital in Pasadena, a staff member of Huntington Memorial Hospital, continues to run a private practice and is Assistant Clinical Professor of Psychiatry at the Keck USC School of Medicine. In 1982 Dr. Drew began his radio career when KROQ Los Angeles asked him to answer medical questions to listeners. "Loveline," Syndicated by Westwood One, is now heard on over 100 radio station across the country five nights a week. Intelligent, Compassionate, and never judgmental, millions of young people have turned to Dr. Drew

Drittes Auge Blinde Überbrücker-lyriken
Ich wünsche, daß Sie von dieser Leiste mein Freund zurücktreten würden, Sie konnten mit allen Lügen, das durchschneiden, das Sie innen gelebt haben, Und wenn Sie nicht mich wieder sehen möchten, würde ich verstehen. Ich würde verstehen. Der verärgerte Junge, eine Spitze zu geisteskrank, Über geheimen Schmerz gefrieren, Sie wissen, daß Sie nicht gehören, Sie sind das erste, zum zu kämpfen, Sie sind die laute Weise zu, Sie sind der Blitz des Lichtes, auf einem Beerdigung Abschirmrahmen Ich weiß etwas falsch, Brunnen jeder, das ich weiß, hat einen Grund, sagen, setzen Sie die Vergangenheit weg, Ich wünsche, daß Sie von dieser Leiste mein Freund zurücktreten würden, Sie konnten mit allen Lügen durchschneiden, Daß Sie innen gelebt haben, Und wenn Sie nicht mich wieder sehen möchten, Ich würde verstehen, Ich würde verstehen. Und wohl ist er auf der Tabelle, und er wird gegangen, um zu kodieren, Und ich denke nicht, daß jedermann weiß, Was sie hier tun, Und Ihre Fr

Driving (reposted)
Ok...So i posted my last blog because I couldn't think of anything else to put.... HOWEVER, on the way home from work today I figured out something much better...I'm gonna vent about driving. I work about an hour from home. (if I drive the speed limit it takes me 48 minutes to get there if I get every green light). If I'm late I can get there in about 25 mins...and today I realized how much idiots can mess up your entire day when you are late... To those FUCKERS who drive 40 mph in the fast lane...you can lick my sweaty nutt-sack. Speed limit here in california is 70, which means you should always drive 75 mph or faster. If your in the fast lane, its 80+. If your gonna drive that slow...get out of your effing car and WALK your happy ass wherever you need to go. To the people that instal governers in cars....STOP IT!!! I know it's government mandated and your job requires it and all...but how about we just "forget" to arm them, or perhaps "accidentally" put an extra 0 in there?

Driving In Dal-us
For all of you who may be wanting to visit or move to Dallas, there are a few driving rules that must be observed: First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL--US, not DAL-IS. Next, if your Mapsco is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you are in Denton or Collin County and your Mapsco is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Dallas has its own version of traffic rules..."Hold on and pray". There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas. We all drive like that. All directions start with, "Get on Beltline or Get on Loop 12" ...which has no beginning and no end. The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday at lunch. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the ligh

Drive Thru Whorehouse
If you were the owner of a new "Drive Thru Whorehouse", what would you name your business? (personally, I'd name it "Buns on the Run".) Surely you men can come up with some creative names so cum on... write em down for me! If u can think of more than one, write them all down! I've been keeping a log of all the names people have come up with for over 2 years...

Drive
Mmmm yes… Today we are going to have a picnic. I go and start packing a picnic basket for us while you get the blankets and other things we need for our picnic on a secluded beach. I put in things we both like into the basket along with a bottle of white wine, two glasses and a cork screw (cannot forget this). We head out to a spot you know about where not many people congregate. The drive is about an hour from home. At first we make small talk while you drive. You notice that I am moving a little closer. We hold hands for a little while as we talk. I notice there are not many cars on the road which is nice for what I have in mind. Slowly I slip my hand from yours and begin softly rubbing your thigh, careful not to move too close to the inside. Our eyes meet for a brief moment as you shift a little in your seat. I give you a sly smile as my hand gets a little more daring, moving closer and closer to that special place. Slowly I stroke you through your clothing as y

Driven To The Edge
I AM . . . . Less of a man I am a void of sadness, pain, frustration and anger. I have been betrayed and used. Vulnerable and reduced I want a certain someone to let it go. Make a decision tell me how you feel because I am repeadedly feel like the mistake the man on the side. Why are you afraid of me do that blog let it all out. If you cant make a decision I will be forced to and you wont like it. I will tell all put it out there, drop names "this is my last resort. I will not be around when the dust settles if it does. There is no possible "right time" to come clean. If it doenst happen you will be doomed forever in future relationships.

Driving
Alright...so I'm a car fanatic and a fan of driving in all situation. A good driver to me isn't the one who gets there first, but accomplishes their driving goals. IE, in a neighborhood, goal #1 should be looking out for the kids! Interstate in heavy traffic, going with the flow of traffic. Open interstate and no one insight...hauling ass! So if the car can go 165...the law shouldn't be able to same a word about it if your not inside city limits and high traffic areas! Think autobahn! 10x's more Americans die per capita each year because of politically motivate speed limits than in Germany. If you've got a Z06 Vette or a Cayman S...let them do 140 cross country? It won't bother me any! So why does Germany have such lower death rates per capita? Easy...ALL traffic must stay right unless passing &&&&&& the big one many selfish Charlotte, NC driver ignore because the spineless DA's office refused to presecute...NO TAILGAITING. In Germany...it's time in prison for some.

Driving Test
Congrats to my best mate George who just passed his driving test today......yee haw it now means we can start actually going places instead of being stuck in the same old place...Well done. Errmm not else much happening in my life atm i just got a big headache and got X BOX live back...So im ready to kick ass on Halo 2 again....im not feeling so good today but im sure ill survive as the best us do...My good doggy is doing good but is always after a treat or always wants the attention lol which is funny sometimes cause she maes stupid noises..Anyway peace all just another day in my life passing by...

Driving Age
Last weekend in Sydney three tennage boys were killed in a car accident ages 16 & 17 yr olds their funerals were Friday & Saturday The driver went to all 3 anyway speed was a big faxctor as always but these kids never learn. Then a L plater was clocked 80Km past speed limit on her own without supervision this is becoming ridiculous the age for Learner drivers here is 16 which i think is to young, anyway i just wish these kids would learn that speed kills no matter how long they have had their licence. I think the age limit should be lifted to 21 but know that wont happen, just wish kids would take it easy on the roads & respect the car they are driving its not a toy the problem is today kids think they are invincible pity its not true. what are your views?

Driving (into) Miss Mathers
Driving (into) Miss Mathers by creamcicle © When I was attending college to attain my certification to teach high school, the one basic rule that my instructors said should always be followed was to "Never, ever have intimate physical relationships with your students, even when they turn eighteen years old." At the time, my classmates and I thought such a notion, although conceivable, resided in the realm of the absurd. After all, who in their right mind would risk a rewarding career for which they worked so hard just because they were so morally bankrupt that they could not keep dressed in front of their students? Although my instructors in college never explicitly made us perform direct, formal coursework on this topic, there were several tangentially related lesson plans and lectures that emphasized the importance and fragility of the teacher/student relationship. There were lectures on the physiological changes that teenagers undergo and how this influences their behavior. T

Driving Home
I was driving home from work today, and I saw something that made me giggle. The car in front of me was written on. The person took one of those silver markers and wrote "I'm not speeding....I'm qualifying!" on her car. Now I'm not about to write on my car, but that was kind of cool.

“the Drivers License”
“The Drivers License” Two young boys were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew very little about his mother. Arriving home that evening, he gave her a third degree examination. "How old are you?" he asked. "None of your business," replied his mother, shortly. "Okay, then how much do you weigh?" "That's not your business either, young man." The boy thinks a minute then delivers his final bombshell. "Well then, can you tell me why you and daddy got divorced?" Shocked and appalled, mom sends junior to bed without supper. The next day, the kid reports his failure to his schoolmate. "I know!" says his buddy, "Just look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll tell you everything you want to know." Later that day, mom finds her son next to her disemboweled purse, holding her driver's license. "Just what the heck do you think you are doing?" she yells. "Well, you wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know,"

Driving To Work
Just another case of losing my mind by finding it type situation this morning. You know the kind, when you understand you are wasting your time understanding stupid shit. I was watching every other driver on the road and mocking their every mistake. Or dickhead maneuver. As I continued into work this morning I came across a truly useless revelation, that in turn became something of value. They were late, just like me, the only difference being that they cared. Let's face it, I drive like that too when I am on my way to get someplace important. Like picking someone up or making sure you can get two in before happy hour ends. I was wasting my energy on anger that was not going to change a damn thing anyways. Then came the smile. I was allowing the stupid to make me act stupid, and knowing that I recognize that, I can stop. I can go back to just enjoying the daily crap we all deal with, and just laugh at how moronic life can sometimes be. Come on, laughing at your mistakes is half the fu

Driving
Sit behind the wheel and drive. If you park, you risk the chance of loosing that lane taking you to another highway. If you drive to fast, you might miss that turn leading gearing you into another direction of change. If you slow down, you will let the others pass you and take your lane. If you drive the limit, you risk getting hit by another driver. My advice.... walk

Drivers License Tells All--thanks Jaymz
Drivers License Tells All A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. Mommy, how old is you the little girl asked? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. It's not polite. OK, the little girl said. How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother says, those are personal questions and are really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asked. Why did you and Daddy get a divorce? That is enough questions, young lady, honestly! The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. My Mom won't tell me anything about herself, the little girl said to her friend. Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that night the little girl said to her mother, I know how old you are, you are 32. The mother is surprised and asked, how did you find that out? I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is past surpr

A Driving Experience
Earlier tonight, i as stopped at a stop light, waiting to turn into my street. I noticed the rear view mirror in the car in front of me. There were eyes looking at me. it was a guy, couldn't tell what he looked like, but he had nice eyes. The light turned green. He didn't go anywhere. He was still in that mirror. I am not an impatient person so i waited instead of honking my horn. I noticed him snap out of it,giggle and cover his face right before he drove off. I thought it was kinda cute and I hope he was looking at me in a good way and not cuz I had something weird sticing out of my nose or something. Anywho, it made me laugh and i drove home. Little things amuse me.

Drives Me Nuts...
stop using profile pics of people that arent u... stop posting meaningless chain bulletins that dont mean a damn thing....stop flagging my pics i mean after all u are on my FRIENDS list...stop holding contests to up ur levels...hmmm there is so much .......stop putting porn stars pics in here to get votes and what not...if i wanted to look at porn id look in the mirror....lol....so whattya say..i think with a little team work and dedication we can do this ....sooooooooo??? big pern

Driving While Stupid
Once police get this DUI- driving under the influence- problem licked, they ought to go after even bigger problem: DWS. That stands for Driving While Stupid, and all indications are that more and more drivers suffer from this affliction. I mean, how many times have you tried to get on the freeway but someone suffering from DWS has stopped right at the end of the on-ramp? You think, man, that guy is really stupid. Doesn't he know that the purpose of an on-ramp is for you to build up speed so you can blend into traffic? You aren't supposed to stop at the end and enter 55-miles-an-hour traffic going 10 miles an hour! Or, how many times does someone suffering from the stupidity syndrome tailgate you even though the traffic is so bad you can't possibly speed up or change lanes? Or, my favorite, how many times have you seen extremely stupid drivers in the left lane of the highways going the slowest speed possible, matching the exact speed as the guy on his right, causing a massive backlo

Driving Me Crazy
What drives me crazy???? You at the moment seem to be driving me crazy.... I am going to start off all girlie on you, What drives me crazy!!! It is a beautiful man inside and out, A friend and a great lover. I want you to woo me, bring me flowers just because, spend the night doing nothing at all, or take me out, and show me off, I can be a princess.. Be a little old fassion, open my door. Call me just because you want to hear my voice, even if it is 5 times a day. Show me a wonderful smile that lights up the room, that makes me smile when i see it, Lips that are so soft that I can't stop kissing them. Eyes so truthful and kind that I can share everything with them. A mind so open and beautiful that thinks I am wonderful even when i am not my best. A beautiful heart that loves my mind, body and soul..

Drive_in Pleasures
Drive-In Pleasures Its been years since we've been a Drive-In movie Me and my Goddess Together, so primal, public, yet private As the sky darkens The movie begins Lovers in the cars already heaightened to sensual tremors Enfold and protect my Goddess Her Golden mane accentuates her all Fire and desire deep in our eyes Melting, placing me deeper under her spell Oh that Kiss, so complete, so passionate Tongues touch delicate as a butterfly's wings Fingers caress and probe secret places Low Tiress moans escape her Oh Goddess Oh My Goddess MMMMMMM Seat reclined, my body the Goddess's toy Totally under her mercy and prowess Nibbles, bites my hard man nipples Tearing awzy my shirt, reachign into my pants She commands for the my Sex She takes me like no other could Strong and dtermined, yet seductive and teasing My body afire, trembling betraying me Goddess commands me not to touch her or myself The beast within screams for release But Goddess r

Drivers Licence
A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" the mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. "It's like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did

Driven Nails
Drive nine inch nails into my skin, past my eyes,the thoughts begin. Call this life, will I argue or just deny? This life is a joke if you ask me, people on street corners needing places to sleep. Do you care, or just push them aside and join up in this corpocracy? If it made sense to everyone, it'd make no sense to me. Is this ment to, or could I dream of your dreams, would they make sense to me? Watch everything pass you bye, inside can't you hear the screams as time dies?

Drivers License!!
Check your driver's license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! Thanks Homeland Security! Where are our rights?? I definitely removed mine. I suggest you do the same. Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.? Drivers License Search - National Motor Vehicle License Bureau? http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Driving In Phoenix
I got an email with the rules, here goes (for you out of town folk) HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX: 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenixhas its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, EastValley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you

Drivers License
Drivers License A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It is not polite." "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." T

Driving Away
your tenderness and the taste of your kiss just a few of the things i pain fully miss out on the high way im drivin....driving away out on the high way im drivin....driving away i still dono why exactly...you left that day cause you and me were there apitamy the apitamy of happy out on the high way im drivin....driving away out on the high way im drivin....driving away out on the high way im drivin....driving away

Driving Round
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ??? Scroll down ;) v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

Driveway
Walking up the drive way notice the windows are open. Hearing voices softly. I smile slightly thinking that you're relaxing watching TV. Hoping to surprise you buy stopping but and bringing something to eat. With the plan of just simply being with you in a calm atmosphere. Being able to enjoy each others company. Was I approaching the door about to knock I realize that isn't the TV I hear but your voice. You're laughing and joking with an another female. Thinking it is a sister or cousin but remembering you don't have any sisters. Your voices are carrying threw the house. You're getting closer to the door... " Do you want something to drink?" You ask "Yes" she responds... " Is a beer ok?" "Yes that's fine" In the 2 sentences spoken from her lips I know who it was. Almost knocked on the door our of spite... But to save my heart from being ripped even more from my soul I left the food on the doorstep and walked away. In tears I calmly walked down the drivewa

Driving In America
what is it these days with the drivers on the road they can't seem to drive in unison with each other you have the slow poke's who just will not get out of the way and then you have the speed demon's who should have left yesturday then all the rest who just try to stay out of the way in fear of getting hit what's up people lets get it right once and for all. i mean you hadrdly ever hear of bad accidents over seas. plz comment

Driving (or Trying To) In Corrupticut
Your Driving Style Is: 77% Male, 23% Female According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male. [Oh my father always wanted a son] You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you. [Yeah, just get the fuck outta the way] And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver. [Ha yeah, right] Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl? So this is my job, driving. About 200 miles a day. OK, so allow me to vent. Anyone who drives/has driven a lot can relate, iâ€™m sure... Minivans are Godâ€™s curse on the earth. They are. And a minivan with a handicapped tag on the rearview just plain needs to be blown off the road. RPG. I swear, they have to be handicapped from a car crash, cuz they canâ€™t drive for shit. And seem like theyâ€™re on a mission to make as many people as handicapped as they are. White tops (the lovely elderly people who canâ€™t seem to make it up to the sp

A Driving Application
A driving application Redneck Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children livi

Driving Lesson No3
Traffic lights & Junctions. I spent an hour battling the traffic lights and the junctions in the town centre. Filter lights, box junctions, lights with no filter and give way markings after the lights, and other perculiarities! I am of the same conclusion as my dad, the idiot that designed our revamped road layout around Bridge foot, should be shot!! However it is quite easy to negotiate, as long as you ignore the idiots LOL Did a couple of big roudabouts, without even thinking about them LOL Getting much smoother braking and starting off as I'm more used to the car now. I'd kangeroo hopped a few times on my last couple of lessons. I didn't stall or kangeroo hop once today, although I did go round a corner in 3rd gear LOL I just have to remember to be smoother on the brake, When I'm slowing down to stop at lights, I need to trust the brakes to stop me, instead of giving them that little dig as I stop, to just make sure Ooops!! Same time next week, and we will be pr

Driving Lesson No4
Ooh I did good today!! I'm really pleased with myself. Felt much more confident, I'd felt shite after last weeks lesson. The nerves had crept in. Today no nerves, and had a drive round and about the town centre, in the big traffic again. Practising my traffic lights, and road positions. All those little nagging rusty bits, like changing down gears, and dibbing the brakes have gone. My feet are actually feeling more co-ordinated now and all my footwork has been as smooth as sheet ice today! I feel like I'm getting back into the swing of it again, doing more things without having to be reminded to. I still had that bug bear about 4th gear, i.e I forget I'm in 4th and have to look - but after screwing up once, i think by jove I've got it LOL I've enjoyed today, I wasn't in honesty looking forward to it, because I felt like I did so crap last week. I made one cock-up because he found me one of those junctions that I utterly hate!! The ones where you go around the b

Driving Myself Nuts
I wish I could remember the last time I was happy. I want SO bad to remember when my friends were my friends because they wanted to be, not because of the things I do for them, or because they can use me to make themselves feel better. It's been too damn long. I've been in a terrible funk lately and can't find the oomph to give a shit. I couldn't care less about the single part. Bah to motherfuckers who can't see the good points about me anyway. I just need to vent and get my frustrations out. I'm finding it increasingly more irritating every day that I love everyone more than they love me...

Driving Lesson No5
Hmm yeah well it went about as well as can be expected LOL Driving instructor turned up 30 mins early, so I wasn't quite chilled. We re-did everything from last week, and a couple of little things that I need to work on. Roudabouts, right-hand lanes and moving over into left hand lane to take the exit. I did it, I just hesitated moving over, and I've asked him if I can practise that a few more times. I'm fine staying in the left lane, it's manouvers on the roundabout I'm just a bit hesitant at. Lane changes in general. So we're going to do more of them next week. I did OK, I'm not as happy as I was last week. Had a few moments where I did hesitate at junctions. My instructer said not to worry, it's usual to have good weeks and bad weeks, today he said I was a bit of both. Mainly good, but a couple of stunking, silly mistakes. Ah well, at least I can say, I'm not rusty anymore. LOL (I have bad habits! from when i learnt to drive and they are creeping back

Driving Me Grayzy!
I haven't gotten married or had kids for a reason. I'm married to my job. My employees might as well be my kids. So far this month one of them has wound up in the hospital...apparently she didn't listen to the doctor's instructions with regards to her birth control patch because she was still smoking...and wound up with multiple blood clots. At 23. She's lucky she's alive. Then there was the employee who was freaking out and informed me that he'd gotten his girlfriend pregnant. And that his life was over because he was going to HAVE to get married. I talked to him for a while...they've decided not to rush things simply because she was pregnant. Good decision on his part. Even more, there was my other two employees..one who had something poured into the gas tank of his vehicle causing it to seize while he was on the interstate...and the other one who's electrical system decided to short leaving him 45 min from home with no headlights at 11 at night. But helping them

Driving Home Very Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he. "And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the troopers

Driving
OK so i have just had my first driving lesson and almost killed someone but on the whole i think it went well god how scary is driving stil im sure seeing me behind the wheel will scare people more any way hope you are all having fun out there and i will keep you posted on my new foray in to the world of driving tp

Driving Lesson No6
My head hurts.... actually my eyes hurt as well as my head.... The sun was a nightmare and I can't find my clip ons - daren't try and use my Raybans because they are at least 3 prescriptions ago. So I had to wing it, as is I nearly winged several things LOL mainly parked cars on narrow roads!! My depth perception was totally thrown off by the glare and me squinting through these horrid lenses. I've never liked the anti-glare coating and it did it's worse today. Light bounces onto the insides and refracts across my vision, giving me multiple focus points and making it so much harder for me to focus correctly. My right eye is astigmatic as well as short-sighted, coupled with nearly losing it to a dog at 4 yr old, it rolls inwards like a classic squint, but isn't. Give it multiple focus points and it basically says fuck off and leaves the left to compensate!! Not good cos my left eye is my worse eye, although it doesn't stray thank god LOL Anyways, I was really hesitan

Driving Home Along I-80
OK we're in Pennsylvania on Interstate 80 and almost to the Ohio state line. I'm going 69 in a 65mph zone, and the reason I know this is that I had my cruise control set for that very reason. I had a Pennsylvania State Trooper slide in behind me and I looked up at my rear-view mirror and saw him tapping away on a keyboard. "Fucking wonderful. Out of state plates and I'm gonna get fuckin popped for doing 4 over the limit." Well, a gold Acura passes the cop AND ME doing about 72! The cop looked over at this guy and just shook his head in stunned disbelief. He slides out from behind me as the Acura changes to the lane I'm in. I decide I'm gonna be nice to this cop and hit the brakes. The Trooper slides between me and the Acura and does his necessary tapping away on the laptop then about a minute later, the christmas lights come on. I immediately change lanes to the left lane to give this guy room to pull dude over and the instant I saw the lights go, I yelled out "GOT

Driving Lesson No7
Way better today, actually enjoyed it. I was seriously dis-heartened after last week. Wasn't blinding sunlight today, and I tried to relax more. Battled the roundabouts and took them on, rather than worry about them. Got away smooth and fast at every one, no faffing around, lane changes down pat too. Felt more confident in my own abilities, yeah made a couple of stupid errors. 1 step forward 2 steps back - rather than 3 back like last week. I found out that slamming a diesel into 1st gear at 50mph, has dramatic slowing abilities LMAO Found 4th after my nose nearly hit the windscreen! Learning to feel the brakes with my foot. Coming down from 60 on an unlimited road, he explained about feeling the brakes working. We tried it a few times til i'd got it perfect and knew what he meant. (if you drive you'll know what i mean.) My hesitations are actually paying off at several junctions, and my instructor has said, if I hesitate stay where I am and wait. So rather than

Drive Thru
How long should a person have to wait before and order is taken ? I went to KFC today and I smoked a whole cig while I was waiting and when I said hello all they said is "we'll be with you" so I sat there for a few more minutes and at that point i was annoyed. So I thought to myself screw this, backed up outta the drive thru and went to Long John Slivers instead. I worked fast food years ago and we didn't make people wait forever and that was long before things were computerized, and we had to get the persons order within a minute of it goin off.

Driving Lesson No8
Hmmm Every week, despite my flaws, my driving instructor puts me into trickier and trickier situations. I've cocked up a couple of lane changes today, mainly because of the road situations I've been in. (Roads that I don't know and am unfamiliar with) I'm judging gaps far better though and getting away so much better at Give-ways, roundabouts, traffic signals etc without having to stop and go down into 1st. The wet roads didn't faze me though, and I was a bit nervous about driving in the lashing down rain. Suprised myself that I wasn't actually bothered about it. I was doing really well until about 45 minutes in and I lost the plot! OK I lost my gears... My one sticking point has always been 4th gear, I can never remember 4ths back and 3rds forward, I have always, at some point got them mixed up and made diabolical errors. He stuck me on the fast roads today, with lots of roundabouts so it was inevitable that 4th gear would bite me in the ass! Just totally threw me an

Drivers License
I definately need to get my drivers license this summer. I really hate having to count on other people for transporatation anyways and it can be a real pain in the ass especially when i need to leave Lynchburg for someowhere else and the bus service sucks ass.

Drivers License
my options as far as transportation are concerned are becoming less by the day. Soon my transportation options will be severely limmted to bus and occcasional rides home. This leaves me no room for leaving the city. This summer I will have to get my drivers license. I have no choice. So beginning this coming month, I begin saving money and only paying bills and eating light. This will keep me healthy and strenghthen my cashflow.

Driving Lesson No9
My brain is fried....and thats just from the heat!! gawd it's warm out there. Had a super lesson today! Went like a dream, went out there far more positive and got stuck in. Did a lot of work around the little roads at Orford & Longford and joining the big dual carriageway. I have no problem getting upto speed so was a doddle... I've got my distance gaps sorted in my head and no longer have that hesitancy. If I find myself having to think about it I wait, simple! Cocked up the lane changes at both the big roundabouts, so asked if I could do them again... Second time... Perfect! Well i knew where I was going second time LOL first time I wasn't sure! Driving instructor found I have quicker reactions than him, when some little prat stepped out at a pedestrian crossing, lights were on green and I had seem him, my foot was already hovering over the brake before he stepped out. When he did step out, It was already buried into the carpet as my instructor went to hit it! LOL

Driving Daniel Ash...
so I get a call from ed in sandusky... "what are you doing may 27th" "uhhh why? "can you do me a big favor?" "heh what?" "i need someome relable whos not a fanboy" "heh.... ok?" "daniel ash wants to drive from cleveland to detroit may 27th, would you be able to drive him?" "wtf are you on?" looks like daniel ash is coming in for a guest dj night may 25th at the phantasy (why cleveland? I have no idea) and then doing the same in detroit the following week... however as he's not wanting to fly, he needs a solid state of transport... and im guessing the grehound is too dodgy (and i dont blame him) heh... so if im in town (as i might be back out in la that weekend shooting with rotten if all goes well this week *knock on wood*) i told him i'd do it... I know a bit about bahaus but im not a huge fan... and I guess since ed knows I deal with "rockstars" already this wouldnt be a big deal and I wouldn't be a fanboy about it... but it should be a cool trip as I always like t

Driving Test
A young man had just passed his driving test and he asked his father if he could use the family car. His father said, “ on one condition – that you first get your hair cut.” The young man wondered what he could say to persuade his father that long hair was okay. Then he had a brain- wave. He said, “ But Dad! A lot of great men had long hair. What about the people in the Bible? Samson had long hair and Moses had long hair and even Jesus had long hair!” His father answered, “ Yes and everywhere they went, they walked!” ******** A man told his barber he was thinking of going to Rome to see the Pope. However, the barber was rather discouraging. “ That’d be expensive! And when you got there, you’d probably find the hotel was some run – down old place. And you couldn’t be sure you’d see much of the Pope, either. You could end up a long way away, at the back of the crowd!” The man was somewhat deflated by the barber’s comments but he took the trip anyway. When he got back

Driving Lesson No10
Woot!!! Had a brilliant lesson! Finally got to show off my 3 point turns and reversing skills, which far outweigh my driving forward skills! Although I had a really good forward driving day! Planning junctions and turns etc better. Getting more confident of clutch control too... funny how I'm a master with it, in reverse and on very tight slow turns. Conquered the roadabouts in town and lane changes without prompting. Things are starting to become automatic...finally! And now I've got 2 weeks off, because my instructor is on holiday LOL Will be back to square one by then - Typical LOL

Drive For Fun!
Riverby, Texas is on Farm Road 100, twenty miles northeast of Bonham and two miles south of the Red River in extreme northeastern Fannin County! POP: 15 since 1990..."Google Earth was not wrong!" {Giggles} Okay...YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE: It will stink to high heaven in the Summer! COW-methane!! There is nothing in this town but birds, cows, hogs & deer. I did see a red flying squirrel. It IS a really nice place. I am sure everyone has a gun.

Driving Lessons And Future Budgeting
I got a date set for my driving lessons and possibly a car to use to take the test. It will cost me less than the 400$ for all that to be done. Still I need a car to get out of the city that day I just hope I can get this done in June so i won't have to worry about this shit anymore. Once I get my drivers license, I can go up and down the east coast when i want (being that i have the money to rent a car). i really need to get the fuck out of this city every once and a while (at least once a month) and of course this will help with those festivals (such as the much up coming Winter Nights since I won't be going to Wellspring... way too far) I am going to have to budget a lot this year. It makes it better that I am going on a diet (basically I will eat better and less...mainly cause I need the money...but anyway) after I get my drivers license and leave the city that weekend (finding a place to stay or maybe just going out of the city Friday then Saturday and for a while on S

Driving In St. Louis
I agree with most of this! If you live in St Louis you'll understand this. If you've ever visited St. Louis you'll understand this. If you've never been to St. Louis consider this your Visitor's Guide to Driving in St. Louis. 1. There are 75 "unofficial neighborhoods" in the City of St. Louis. St. Louisans commonly give directions--especially for restaurants--to strangers based on these neighborhoods, which aren't marked on any maps that are handed out by the tourist board, the AAA or Mapquest. 2. There are 54 school districts--on the Missouri side alone--each of which has their own school bus system with scheduled times to block traffic. 3. There are 91 official municipalities in St. Louis County. Each municipality has its own rules and regulations, and often their own police departments. 4. More importantly, most have their own snow removal contracts so it's not uncommon to drive down a road in winter and have one block plowed, the next salted, the next

Drivers License!!!!
well i took my driver's test today and i passed!!!! im soo exited..ive ben waiting for this day for a long ass time now.woot woot im soo happy.gonna celebrate this weekend for sures!!who's coming???

Driving
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road... They pass each other.. The woman yells out the window, "PIG!" Man yells back out window, "BITCH!" Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road. Moral of the story: If only men would listen....

Driving Quiz
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot over take it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Scroll down to see answer GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE MERRY GO ROUND!!!!!

Driving At Night
Current mood: artistic Category: Life I love to drive at night.... radio low...window down... the wind playing through my hair, twisting it and blowing it caressingly across my face, my hand gripping the wheel gently, but with an underlying firmness as my eyes are everscanning the dark for any impending possibility of calamity in my moonswept surroundings. I love it. It gives me a chance to clear my head. Sometimes I upturn my hand and let it slip out through the open window, turning it palm downwards, then up again fluidly, enjoying the feel of the cool night air slipping like water across my fingers as my car sails on down the darkened street, caught only occasionally in a sudden burst of streetlamp in the otherwise ebony-tinted, slumbering desert landscape I've known most of my life. Sometimes I sing with the radio, sometimes not. Sometimes I listen to the cachophany of ideas and emotions whirling and raging around in my head, sometimes not. Sometimes... you just

Drivers I'm Not A Target Ok
Ya know when you walk and you thing how nice it is and how your day is going great well i was having that day until.............. one of the houses i was walking past just like every day to work the guy who lives there hit me with his car so good thing i know where he is bad thing i got to go to the hospital in a ambulance i got some vicodin and i lost a days worth of work. i have a nice pic of my knee stop by and have a look Thanks for listening

Driving Lessons (uncertainty)
I am trying to get a hold of people to see if they will teach me how to drive. this seems to be a growing problem for me. Either i have the money and need it for something else or (and this may be a first) I have the money but no one is around to teach me which is another skrewey situation. I just want to learn how to drive take the test and pass it and finally get my driver's license so i can move on to other things.

The Drive
Looking forward, not going back. I'm where I should be, right on track. I see you in the distance, up ahead. I remember all of the things you said. Now it is time to put those things into play. You finally showed me I already knew the way. I am strong enough to face the challenges in this life I was given. Each of the struggles is what keeps me driven. And on that drive I am keeping you in my sights. The love we share gets me through the long, dark nights. So I push on, steady as she goes. Down the path ahead, the one I chose.

Driving Rules For Jackson Mississippi
If your Jackson map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you're in Madison or Pearl and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jackson has its own version of traffic rules. All directions start with "Get on State Street" which has no beginning and no end. Everything in Jackson is "just off State." The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Darting back and forth from one lane to another with no signal is considered reckless driving in most other cities, but it is business as usual in Jackson. Stop signs ar

Driving In Jackson
If your Jackson map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you're in Madison or Pearl and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jackson has its own version of traffic rules. All directions start with "Get on State Street " which has no beginning and no end. Everything in Jackson is "just off State." The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Darting back and forth from one lane to another with no signal is considered reckless driving in most other cities, but it is business as usual in Jackson . Stop signs are considered "sugge

Driving Lessons Scheduled (woohoo)
I just made the call. I have money set up for lessons. All i need to do is fill out the contract have mymoney ready(which it will be) and then everything is set. And she will work with me :D One step closer to getting my drivers license. I hoep i do well learning. Ir eally need to get out of the city for a while. And now it's time to do some yardwork.

Driving In Jersey
How To Drive In Jersey 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is New-erk not New-ark. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 AM to Noon. The evening rush hour is from Noon to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on the Turnpike is 85 mph. On the Parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered "Wussy." 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, in Monmouth county, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey. Detour barrels are moved aroun

Driven
So many questions on my mind I think of the people I love Anyone that told me they wish to see me again The lost soul who travels the world To figure out who he once was. Scared little puppy held by a stranger Put into the arms that brought sudden things To the life of the one who doesn't understand That he was chosen from all others. My feelings develop over me Transfigure my objective and shatter my dreams I love someone special out there But it confuses me why that is I cannot believe my feelings Too hard to accept how I am. New surroundings engulf my future Truth and the battle over honesty Never ends in the bowels of my body I'm scared to accept the pain I inflicted Survival seems dim and small I can taste my death coming soon. I'll keep on moving Through the night Not a moment of rest For my bloodshot eyes.

Driving Lessons And Work And Other Stuff
Today i had a driving lesson but because I missed a day i got a bit rustic. I need consistency with my driving and to remember that people on the opposite side of road or people need to give me the right of way. If i can figure that out i am good...that and giving others the right of way. As far as tomorrow goes...i am going to have to work second shift instead of 1st which is what i was assuming. This screws up my day tomorrow. I was hopign to get in tomorrow earlier...like in the morning. I really hate second shift especially when there is no one there. I should be working the morning because next week it will be the same as today..this just fucks everything up. Now i have to explain to my driving instructor that I am not working first shift but second shift and i hae to call my friend and tell her i cannot mow her lawn tomrrow or saturday because i am mowing another lawn so i will have to do it Sunday if that is ok with her. i hate it when this happens. I really

Driving Lesson 4
I finished my 4th driving lesson. I need practice on the road or it will be even more difficult on my 5th lesson. I really need to get my driver's license by the 23rd of this month. I don't want to spend any more time trying to get it. i know i may seem impatient but it's been 3 years since I got my learners. I should be driving by now.

Driving Pratice
I got some practice driving today (twice woohoo :) ) I drove to my friend's house to mow her lawn and drove myself home. I need to work on my parking and a couple of other things (like looking behind me when i back out of a place). It was nice and I noticed when i was getting way to close to the curb so i fixed that. If I can get more practice time in I think I will be able to get my driver's license in no time. Pratcie Practice and I will be doing things uncouncoiusly like i want to and should.

Driving
Traveling down yet another country road. Funny how I always end up on one. Two lanes of blacktop. Usually a few pot holes. The lines hardly visible. I was wandering this day. Just driving around by myself. My family was in the city “shopping” and I had made an excuse to get away for awhile. As I drove, I was struck by how things had changed yet were the same. It had been years since I’d been here. Since 1976? Thirty years? Had it really been that long? Yeah it had. Just out of High School, feeling immortal, I had moved to South Georgia to live with my Dad. It had been like stepping back in time. Everyone drove up and down the main drag (Shotwell Street) on Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe take in the Drive In. Try to buy beer. That was my endless summer. 1976. As I drove it occurred to me where I was. Out close to El Dorendo. Not a town just a wide spot in the road. I smiled. Barbara. I laughed. Of course. She lived close to here then. I had met her on one of those

Drive To Help A Handicapped Girl!!
I put this Bulletin together for my Great Friend: AMERICAN CHERRY's Daughter: Raven Raven in her Bed Raven & her Family Raven with her Dog After they came up with this Idea: To get Butterflies from Every State & Providence. Plus from other Countries. Its quite possibly a long stretch do get it done but I would be honored, if this Idea actually does come about. While you can read more about Raven's life story on Psi"Ryn blogs. Here is a small part of that History: Many do not know I have a severely Handicapped daughter. I contracted toxoplasmosis, no it is not an old wives tale it is something VERY real. It is a bug in laymans terms that inflicts itself on the host and if pregnant the unborn child normally killing that child. Its contracted from feral or outside cats that eat birds and other things to live. Not common but can be found in indoor cats as well. With that part all said. Raven wasn't suppos

The “drivers’ Ten Commandments
The “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as listed by the document, are: 1. You shall not kill. 2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm. 3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events. 4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents. 5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin. 6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so. 7. Support the families of accident victims. 8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness. 9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party. 10. Feel responsible toward others.

Driving Instructor And Test
I have a slim chance this week. I have to get in my training by Tuesday. Monday is no good for instructor so I will have to try for Tuesday or Thursday. Either way I will have to come in early. I can't get in any earlier than 6 something. This is really going to screw with my schedule unless I leave early Thursday. What a Hectic Day this is going to be. this is most disappointing that i did not get my driver's license which means i will have to either gun for Monday (and get my mom to rent a car so i can do a bit of driving) or try to work something out with my boss. As if i had not the driving test to worry about...now i must worry about my money.

Driving Etiquette For Rednecks
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. Submitted by COPPAFEELER. Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off. Submitted by Monica McIndoo. Put Brush Guards on all our vehicles Submitted by FamersDaughter. When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking. Submitted by Girlsloveme67863. You must have big tires on all vehicles (even cars). Submitted by Rednk67girl. A Jack Dan

Driving Lesson No15 Or Is It 16...
Can't remember but honestly don't care... Done all my reversing...which I'm spot on at. Reverse parked today - dead easy still remember how to do it! Only thing is because I'm so confident reversing I go too fast... must quell enthusiasm and go slower LOL Had a twitchy clutch foot today, made a few silly errors but it's pretty much all falling into place. Time to move upto 2 lessons a week... Theory test next Tuesday - have to go to St Helens to do that... Then Lesson on Wednesday. He's going to let me know if he can squeeze me another lesson in if someone cancels. So If I can get 4 more lessons in, in the next 2 weeks and I pass my theory Test first go... I'll be booking my test! Go me!!!!

Drive-in Theater
You and your girlfriend decide to go to the drive-in movie theater one night. You both decide to just throw some blankets and pillows in the back of your truck and lay back there and watch the movie. You back into a parking spot in the back of the lot. You both get out of the cab and climb into the bed of the truck, She piles the pillows up so you both can lean against the back of the cab and watch the movie. You wrap your arm around her shoulder and she cuddles close, laying her head against your shoulder. The movie starts and she starts to kiss you, it's the first movie of a family double feature and niether one of you were set on seeing it. She deepens the kiss, her hand slowly moving down your body. She reaches into your shorts and wraps her fingers around your rapidly growing erection. You groan loudly and pull her on top of you. She grinds against your now throbbing erection before she slides down your body, kissing her way to your pants. She pulls your shorts down and flicks her

Driving
I wanted to get out this weekend and do a bit of driving but i don't have the money (took me longer than i wanted to take to get my license and cost a bit more as well...but i had not other options so i had to do what i had to do) I figure i will go out next month a couple of times.

Drivers License
my daughter got her license today and she was so happy i thought she was going to cry!i guess that means i have to spring for a vehichle for her now!all my kids are getting big!it seems like yesterday she was just riding a bike...

Drive-thru
Fun things to do at the Drive Thru 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I t

Driving Theory/hazard Perception Test
I PASSED!!!!!! Yippeeeeee... Now that is out of the way I can do my actual Driving test... Few more lessons first though, before I put in for it! Just to be on the safe side :D

Driving Lesson No [insert Numerical Of Choice Here]
WOW!!!! What a lesson... It absolutely siled it down!! The windscreen wipers couldn't clear the screen fast enough....There were rivers running down the sides of the windscreen, and me staring through a torrent of rain! The roads were flooded and I handled it like I'd been driving in adverse weather for years! If that had been my test, my driving instructor said I'd have passed it. Lets hope it siles it down on my test then LOL Damn it makes you really concentrate when you can't see 3 ft infront of your face! I can drive like that LOL It's when it's easy I make stupid errors! Bring me tough challenges...I can handle it LOL Awww and I got home, and there were a dozen Red Roses off Hubby waiting for me *smoochies*

Drive
Artist: Incubus Album: Make Yourself Title: Drive Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear And I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer It's driven me before, it seems to have a vague Haunting mass appeal Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh It's driven me before, it seems to be the way That everyone else get around Lately, I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my light is found Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there Would you choose water over wine Hold the wheel and drive Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be ther

Driven Through The Ruins
You were the source to my deepest figments. Yet a repentant deceiver, who surrendered to the uttermost ridiculous ways. I still scream in woe. The evil in your soul, the demons playing with your thoughts, will not disappear until you have let go of the past. This moment is crucial... All that matters is the size of the terror. All that matters is the size of the terror! To proceed I must know why you're still here. Although I drudge to endure. Mystery fog surrounds the trees. This is the night of the beloved. No! Don't leave me now! Blow away the fragments of your own imagination. The tension strikes me, though I shall fear no such thing. For I am the peace that shall forever cause unrest. You were the source to my deepest figments. Yet a repentant deceiver, who surrendered to

Drivin Through The States
2 weeks till i get the hell out of this hole i came up to van city cos the skiings supposed to be wicked but the summer sux the dude piston im outtie goin back to toronto area but i gotta drive which is sucky its like a 3 day drive and im not goin through screw that i dont wanna go through sakatchewan or however u spell it its all fields so im gonna go down to washington then straight across to michigan an hook up in toronto i dunno if i theres anything along the way worth stoppin to see if there is let me kno

Driving It Long
time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------- Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway. Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper. "Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance

Driving With Friends
I got 2 chances to drive a car. I did ok both times. last night I drove my friend's car home as did i do the same today. I was coming home from a grove meeting :) He could not drive so i did. The second time was today when i got to drive myself home. but before going home i stopped for gas. I did descent but i still need practice.

Drive Home
It's a sweltering evening, the sun is setting on the city, not looking forward to the long drive home, the A/C is broken in my Jeep and I haven't had time to take it to the shot to be repaired. It's after 6pm, had to work after my office closed. I changed out of my suit into a black, low cut, velvet halter top, tan bra underneath, jean skirt with tan lace panties, skipped the nylons -- it's was too sticky & hot out. I stop at the corner store to get a big bottle of ice cold water for the ride home. As I am walking out of the store, I spot you, damn.... you look good. Can make a girls mind wonder. I didn't realize that you noticed me in the store. I climb into my Liberty, your truck is parked next to me. Your truck is a little higher off the ground than mine, you can see inside of mine from that vantage point. I put my bottle of water up to my lips, running my tongue across the opening, slowly moving it across my soft lips. After I take a drink, I tip the bottle letting a litt

Driving Lesson No18
Just keep driving, just keep driving.... Had a great lesson today. :D Going to get my eyes tested this week and get some new specs. Just to be on the safe side. Reading a number plate is right on the limit of my short-sighted focus. If I close my left eye I can read it, but with both open, my left counteracts my right and stops me focusing correctly. So I'm going to get myself a new pair of specs before I put in for my test in 2 lessons time. Ooooh I can't wait - I'll be plotting routes on AA route finder before you know it and irratating the hell out of you all.... Haha (Already got Warrington to Fife bookmarked *snigger* I can call in at Consett and see my best mate, Trace on the way )

Driving Route Job
Interviewed well, and have to go on an unpaid training day tomorrow. I'll be selling steaks and seafood. Hope it goes well, and maybe some of my local buds would be interested in buying from me.Cheers!

(driving Away From Love)
the night was neither warm nor cold just the right sort of welcome mid-November denial of winter... I wanted to see you. lunar blooms cast glows on stick trees and woodland creatures. I was driven, not by love, but by another. moving not too fast, and not too slow I was taken, my heart hurt. not an ache... but a grievous hurt, like mortality had crawled into my chest. moon kissed, the landscape rolled on there was beauty in the shadows love in the silvery light on the hills passion in the way the beams played the ethereal glow of happy that danced, entwined under the stars. I couldn't take the magnificence of it all the real exquisiteness of everything that you can't be right now. I did not want to see it, I wanted to see you stubbornly I closed my eyes.

Driving While Pregnant Lol
I was driving to go to the store for a birthday gift with my lil girl in the car. The Air conditioning isn't working cause the belt broke on it. So it is 98 degrees and I'm almost 7 months pregnant. So to begin with I'm kinda pissy with all that. Then I was driving past a bridge with an exit ramp on it and this guy cutts me off not just cutting me off but pulling out in front of people comming at him and then I see him flipping those people off. So I honk my horn flipping him off and I'm cussing him up one way and down the other. In the back seat I hear bad word mommy oh that one is too. So I'm trying to explain to her that he could have caused a accident and we all could have gotten hurt as well as some others on the road too. So we are talking the back road to the store and the guy is still in front of us the whole time and ass we were getting close to the next town he slows down. Which before he was going 60 to 65 but no now he wants to drive 45. I'm thinking you gotta be kidding me

Driving To Texas Today!
well it's been awhile since i drove from michigan to texas. but texas bound here i come! chat later when i get to houston! luv you all!!! Buried at PhotoCasket.com p.s. still in texas... update: sister in st.lukes hospital, had liver surgery, found a tumor size of softball and one more injected with something to kill cancer if it's there. she's on morphine in i.c.u. but she's looking good other wise, gotta count our blessings...still in houston at rachels house now. luv you all so much!!!

Driven In Life
THE PURPOSE IN DRIVEN IN LIFE: ---Those who have hurt you in the past cannot continue to hurt you now-unless you hold on to the pain through resentment....your past is past,nothing will change it...you are only hurting yourself with your bitterness...for your own sake,learn from it and then let it go...God bless!!!

Drive My Car
Asked a girl what she wanted to be She said "baby can't you see I wanna be famous, a star of the screen But you do something in between" "Baby, you can drive my car yes, I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you" I told that girl that my prospects were good And she said "baby it's understood Working for peanuts is all very fine But I can show you a better time" "Baby, you can drive my car yes, I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you" Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah "Baby, you can drive my car yes, I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you" br> I told that girl I could start right away And she said "listen baby I've got something to say I got no car and it's breaking my heart But I've found a driver and that's a start" "Baby, you can drive my car yes, I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you" Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah Beep beep mm bee

Driving Tip That Could Save Your Life
I NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE... I wonder how many people know about this? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and Totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence! When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on when your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had

Driving Test
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a 'drop off' - (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on) and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? For the answer see below * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round *

Drive Thru Confessional
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said,"You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, '

Driving In Baton Rouge
Driving in Baton Rouge 1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Batt'n Roodge. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Baton Rouge has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on.....and pray. 3. All directions start with, "Get on I-10"...which has no beginning and no end. 4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "scenic drive." 5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. 6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you WILL get rear-ended. 7. Hoo Shoo Too Road is a real one & can only be pronounced by a native. 8. Construction on I-12 is a way of life, a permanent form of entertainment, and a reason to avoid I-10 as well. 9. All unfamiliar sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh... we are in Denham Springs!" 10. If you actually see someone with their turn signal working, it is probably a factory defect. 11. All old

Drive Your Wife Wild
Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" "Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild." Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!" Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"

Drive By Media - Short Attention Spans
Editorial An interesting perspective about our "Drive by Media." Victor Davis Hanson is a professor at Fresno State . See his credentials and a recurring quote about the military at the end of the article. Eye of the Beholder by Victor Davis Hanson War torn Iraq has about 26 million residents, a peaceful California perhaps now 35 million. The former is a violent and impoverished landscape, the latter said to be paradise on Earth. But how you envision either place to some degree depends on the eye of the beholder and is predicated on what the daily media appear to make of each. As a fifth generation Californian, I deeply love this state, but still imagine what the reaction would be if the world awoke each morning to be told that once again there were six more murders, 27 rapes, 38 arsons, 180 robberies, and 360 instances of assault in California yesterday, today, tomorrow, and every day. I wonder if the headlines would scream about "Nearly 200 poor Californians butchered ag

Driving Directions For Detroit.
Driving Directions for Detroit 1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It's Di-troit. NOT DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then we will assume you are from Toledo and here for the country Music hoe-down. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on and pray! 3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00am to 10:00am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00pm to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Weekends are open game. 4. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot. 5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot too. 6. Construction and renovation on I-94,I-96, I-75,I-275

Drive
INCUBUS - Drive Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer. It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal. But lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel. Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, Yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there..I'll be there. So, if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive? Aah-ah-oo-o-o. It's driven me before and it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around. But lately I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself my light is found. Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, Yeahhh Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...I'll be there. Would you choose water over wine....hold the wheel and drive? Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there

Driving
Ok...So i posted my last blog because I couldn't think of anything else to put.... HOWEVER, on the way home from work today I figured out something much better...I'm gonna vent about driving. I work about an hour from home. (if I drive the speed limit it takes me 48 minutes to get there if I get every green light). If I'm late I can get there in about 25 mins...and today I realized how much idiots can mess up your entire day when you are late... To those FUCKERS who drive 40 mph in the fast lane...you can lick my sweaty nutt-sack. Speed limit here in california is 70, which means you should always drive 75 mph or faster. If your in the fast lane, its 80+. If your gonna drive that slow...get out of your effing car and WALK your happy ass wherever you need to go. To the people that instal governers in cars....STOP IT!!! I know it's government mandated and your job requires it and all...but how about we just "forget" to arm them, or perhaps "accidentally" put an extra 0 in there?

Drive Home
DRIVE HOME It's a sweltering evening, the sun is setting on the city, not looking forward to the long drive home, the A/C is broken in my Jeep and I haven't had time to take it to the shot to be repaired. It's after 6pm, had to work after my office closed. I changed out of my suit into a black, low cut, velvet halter top, tan bra underneath, jean skirt with tan lace panties, skipped the nylons -- it's was too sticky & hot out. I stop at the corner store to get a big bottle of ice cold water for the ride home. As I am walking out of the store, I spot you, damn.... you look good. Can make a girls mind wonder. I didn't realize that you noticed me in the store. I climb into my Liberty, your truck is parked next to me. Your truck is a little higher off the ground than mine, you can see inside of mine from that vantage point. I put my bottle of water up to my lips, running my tongue across the opening, slowly moving it across my soft lips. After I take a drink, I tip the bottle letting a

The Drive
I’m going on a sex drive Turn the key Rev the engine Let’s go for a ride Got that look in your eye that your Burning inside And I want it Gotta have that drive How fast are we going Gotta keep that beat Moving on the streets I’m not going to stop now The desires on fire As we’re going 65 No one else around But the call of the wild I’m going on a sex drive Turn that key Rev me up again And let’s go for a ride

Driven Under
Do you think I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind something lost and left behind Do you know I’m faking now? Do you know I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind something lost for me to find Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man I guess you know I’m faking when I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind to everything you say and do Must be something on my mind there’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man We have to succumb to the feelings we

Driving Kelli Crazy
Driving Kelli Crazy by Scarlet_Pen © Kelli had arrived at Master's house at precisely 4 PM, ready for their usual Wednesday session. Young, brunette, and with a pixie-like quality about her face, she looked innocent and carefree. Not even her closest friends would have taken her for the hardcore submissive she sometimes felt she was becoming. Well, not that hardcore. She had no ambitions or desires to enter a 24/7 submissive relationship, and was generally happy with her life as it was ... but for some reason she needed this weekly session of use and abuse. It had become the anchor of her week. Out of her car, Kelli entered the covered verandah of her Master's house. Usually, once here, she was to disrobe to her thong and bra, and secure the ankle and wrist cuffs she found waiting outside the door. There were no cuffs today, but rather a note, upon which was printed: UNDRESS COMPLETELY, KNEEL AND WAIT. She knew from bitter experience that Master had a security camera ov

Driver - Jim
Driver - Jim by TonyDowse© The night had unleashed a ferocious storm, the near gale force wind and torrentially sheeting rain driving even the most stout-hearted men and women indoors - and, to judge from the paucity of radio-work that was coming in, keeping them there. In the somewhat forlorn hope that just being physically nearer the despatcher would provide at least the chance of some income most of the cab drivers had gradually drifted back to base - only to find that the only real activity available was to sit around with the others, smoking, drinking stewed coffee and swapping unlikely, and more often than not, sexually explicit tales. Off in one corner, as silent as ever, was Jim - older than the average, with a life-worn face that was only brightened by the still sharp blueness of his eyes. And, as always, he was slowly sipping from the large mug of strong black tea that he always insisted on making for himself. As the laughter caused by the last story-teller's exp

Drive-by Commenting.
Damn even when I'm being nice and playing around, I manage to piss of the retards. MuMM title: why are so many of uguys ass hoes MuMM: u know some people just what a second thought aboutsomething.But some are thoughtful and some are ass holes, becouse your littel people small minnded,and probably dont have a life well see who u are by your comments.becouse your stupid and youll comment My comment: Is your thong wedged up your ass? I know I get a little cranky when mine is. : ) He was really as slow as he looks, so about 20 minutes later I get a comment on my page. Profile comment: cunt Then he blocked me before I could get in a response. This annoyed the crap out of me.. soooooo... I got on one of my contest bombing names and gave him a rebuttal. Comment I left him: Retarded people, such as yourself, are funny as hell. I do suggest you do the world a favor and kill yourself though. God knows we don't need another pussy running around and doing drive by comme

Driving In Phoenix...
HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX: 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, Your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. (according to the Police Dept., PROBABLY will be) 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanen

Drive
Drive by Vampladydi© * It was just after midnight. He couldn't tell you why, but from the day he bought the black Corvette he felt compelled to go for long drives at night. It seemed he was drawn to driving by the old cemetery. That's where he saw her in his dreams many times, waiting there by the road for him to pick her up. The dreams were so compelling that if he didn't take the Corvette out at night to look for her, he never got to sleep. She seemed to be calling to him and he was powerless to stop himself from answering. He shifted gears and took the turn too fast, heedless of the misty fog that wafted through menacing branches and the light drizzle that slickened the streets. The black Corvette pulled up to the ornate wrought iron gate, the engine humming, purring, as he idled just in front of it. He sat there, hands clutching the wheel, and waited. What was he doing here? Was he going insane? There was no one here. He lit a cigarette and was preparing to leave, but

Drive, Drive ... Drive
With the price of gas it is going to kill me today. I need to drive to every high school in the county here to hand out posters to be placed on the hall walls promoting the youth club I have been working on over the past several weeks. It is time to see now if all my meetings with principals and teachers will work by seeing how many kids want to be in the club. I do have one late night meeting tonight so I will be home very late again. Just another Wednesday.

Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped
Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 21 Nov 2007, 10:25 Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped A man was tased and arrested on a Utah highway after being stopped by an officer and refusing to sign a speeding ticket because he did not understand what offence he had committed or why he had been pulled over. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/211107Tased.htm

Driver's Lisence
Check your drivers license...Now you can see anyone's Drivers License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...Picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same....Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com/ < /DIV> If the link does not open when you click on it - cut and past it into your url

Driving Rules For Louisville, Kentucky
Driving Rules For Louisville, Kentucky 1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Loo-vull" 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Louisville has its own version of traffic rules.... the truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at a 4-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after that. (Note: Blue haired ladies driving anything have right of way anytime.) 3. To find anything in Louisville it is required that you know where the "Old Sears Building" is... which is the Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. 4. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. 6. You must know that "Jefferson Freeway", "Gene Snyder Freeway", "I-265", and "841" are all the same road. 7. Construction is a permanent fixture in Louisville. The barrels are moved around in the

Drivers License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ' Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh

Driving
Have you ever noticed, that while you are driving, or even if you are just observing driving for that matter, whether it be from the passenger seat, or as a pedestrian, that no one....and I mean no one, at least in your mind drives as good as you. It's hilarious once you realize that everyone on this planet, in your mind, is either a slow-poke, or a crazy bastard. I finally found it out thanks to my 8 year old son who, quite happily pointed out that in a span of 30 seconds, I had yelled at someone to get out of the way, followed directly be screaming at someone for being an asshole. So it got me thinking....never in the history of my life, or at least the last 14 years since I have been driving, have I ever said..."Man that dude knows how to drive." Just one of those things that is probably and indication of how much free time I have on my hands, but funny nonetheless.......

Driving With Grandma
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in

Driven To Suicide
OK so here is my rant at the moment... I know that i have done a lot of shitty things in my life. What drives a person to egg someone on to kill them selves. Taunt and Torture someone till they take a bottle of pills, point that barrel down their throught, or fasion a noose out of their own shoelaces. To sit there and tell them that they would be better off DEAD, then for you to have to put up with them. Isn't easier to ignore them. How do you go from that person being your love, your one and only till death do you part, to wanting the death part to occur on the other persons behalf. Since when is it ok for people to murder by assosiation with out retrabution. To drive the person to severe depression that they hate themselve more then you hate them. Especialy if you know that person has a history of depression and is not on thier medication. Suicide doesnt just hurt those that kill themselves, it more hurts the ones that love them the most. So yeah you would be with out th

The Drive
The whir of the car motor the only thing I hear miles and miles fly by The clear of the night can't strip the smoke screen in my heart. The rubber of tires wears a slow path North As I leave my heart South, South, South. Dim light from the dash casts a warm glow that doesn't quite reach... I turn the radio on just to let it play a gentle balm The speedometer reflects The urgency of a love gone awry The gravel beneath the tires leads me back home; This time, and now, it's for me.

Drivers Rescued Amid Snow Storms
Drivers rescued amid snow storms Vehicles have been abandoned in northern England Stranded cars High winds and heavy snowfall have been affecting much of the UK, stranding some motorists and blacking out homes. Some 200 people had to be rescued after being stranded by snow on the A66 in Cumbria. And 3,500 homes, mostly in North Yorks, are still without power. A bid to airlift to safety a cargo ship captain, who was seriously injured off the Isles of Scilly in a gale, has been abandoned because it is too dangerous. A second helicopter rescue attempt is to be made at first light. Blizzards affected much of Scotland and northern England on Friday, with snow recorded as deep as 15cm (5.9in) in some parts. Freezing temperatures Weather forecasters are predicting freezing temperatures overnight, dropping as low as -10C in the Scottish Highlands, and the Met Office has issued severe weather warnings for all of the UK apart from south-east England. Emer

Driving With Dad
Driving With Dad, Brings back memories A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her father. "Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mommy?" "Oh yes, Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!" Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Driving Jon Bon Jovi's Viper Gts
I got into Jon Bon Jovi's dark green 2000 Dodge Viper GTS. I sat in the driver's seat thinking "wow, this is what he was driving....cool", with a big smile. It felt tight inside, esp my legs. Its almost like the seat grabs my legs to set them in a right place. I really felt like i was in a racing car or something. Cool feeling (knowing im abut to drive a hot guy's hot car helped, probably). Then found out that its a manual car. Shyt, I cant drive manual.....the only time i drove a manual car was a few years ago when i got to practice like 3 times. Oh well. I got the feeling that i have to start the car and drive to somewhere, so I started the car. I was remembering how it was to drive a manual car, and somehow manage to move forward......this aint bad, i think i can drive ok...... It still felt awkward and a bit of a bumpy ride but i was driving.....a Jon Bon Jovi's Viper. I felt like I was him, just a little bit, and I liked the feeling of it. I couldnt drive fast tho, cuz i was sti

Driver's Licence Information
This is important !! Keep it in your inbox until you get time to read it! Seriously !!! Hey, Did you know that this was happening? Check your driver's licence information on-line. Now you can see anyone's drivers licence on the internet, including your own. It asks for U.S. info, but unfortunately it works for Canadian, English, Australian and New Zealand licences as well. I just searched for mine putting in Australia as the city and there it was; picture and all. This is really scary. I removed mine. Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name and city, leave out 'Select a State' and see if yours is on file. After your licence comes on the screen, click the box marked 'Please Remove'. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Drivers License
Your Driver's License Tells It All!! A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is

Driver Blames Speeding On Bad Oreo Dunk
Mar 23, 7:08 PM (ET) SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) - Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake - or, at least, the cookie. A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo. Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car. Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license - not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records. Vonkummer's attorney declined to comment. The case is pending.

Driving Together.
As we drove I stared out of the car window. Thinking many things.Many things. The air was warm and I let my left hand hang outside, my fingers playing on the breeze. Grass is tall in the country party of where I live. It bends and blows along the highway as we drive. Just a wave of green. The sky was more grey then blue. My sunglasses rested on my nose. And I though of many things. All of the people who were once in my life. And the handful that are still standing here. I shake my head and light a cigarette. "Did you know I love you?"Melanie stated. Her tone was singsong and she placed her right hand onto my left. I smiled softly. "I know." I looked at her. "Did you know that I love you as well?" She laughed. "Of course I do! I've known it since we were 12!" I laughed with her, and then smiled thinking about the shy girl that I was then. It was picture day, my hair was nearly perfect (or so I thought) and I asked to borrow her lipgloss. The rest...is 20

Driving Hurts My Ass, Lol
I had one of the longest days in my life yesterday! My girlfriend that was here for her father's memorial was supposed to stay through the weekend but had been having headaches every night from the stress she has been under with dealing with her Dad's death. So her husband was up North and was hoping we would bring their son to him so he could go riding with him before heading back to Washington. So I told her I would drive them up there. She also decided to just drive back home with her husband instead of flying home Sunday. Sad because that meant our trip to the city was canceled but I totally understood her just wanting to go home. So I drove to Colousa and then over to Stonyford to drop off Kellen to his Dad and then to Willows and Tricia and I waited in the Hotel room for them to get back from the riding. It was a log day. We drove around and had dinner and they got back by the time we were done. Then, I had to drive to the Sacramento airport to take John (the guy

Driving A Phone?
Ok, I know...Some of you will say, "Tim, you're so wrong!" and I may be...however: Why is it, so many people talk on their phones, text message, eat burgers, fries AND a shake, smack the kids, and DRIVE all at the same time? Oh...and did I mention smoke, toss butts, reach to find them a pack, and grab the lighter? Its bad enough the country is besieged with high-tech goodies, (that I've simply got to have!) but to use while driving? I avoided ANOTHER accident today, barely, by swerving away from a car racing to a stop sign. They either didn't "see it", or I'm convinced - didn't care - trying to adjust a kid in the back, AND talk on the phone tucked under their left ear. Lucky it was a divided highway and I had no one in the left lane next to me! I honked, and got the meanest glare! Then I noticed the smoke clutched in the left hand on the steering wheel... What are the drivers doing? My gosh! People drive a 4,000lbs(plus) car, and have so many other distractions its sur

Driven Under
"Driven Under" Do you think I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind something lost and left behind Do you know I’m faking now? Do you know I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind something lost for me to find Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man I guess you know I’m faking when I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind to everything you say and do Must be something on my mind there’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man We have to succumb

Driving To Oz
Yeppers, its Friday May 30 and I have a fully loaded Uhaul with all that I and my daughter own and the jeep up on a trailer, all ready for my departure tomorrow night.. I am FREAK'n scared shitless to be driving this beast but alas I could not talk any of my guy friends into driving it for me-offered them food, shelter and to pay for lap dances and drinks at the local 'gentle-mans' club in Kansas, even to fly them home if need be.. Everyone had to work or something geesh whats a girl to do... well I am off to nap, then shower then get really drunk to sleep it off before I go... If you read this say a pray for me and any of the innocent drivers that I might endanger.. Shurrie

Drive Thru Weddings
"Yes, Can I have a number four please ?" Anything else? No. Thank you, Please drive around. Did I just order a Quarter Pounder meal or a deluxe wedding? In Vegas you wouldn't know. I believe that the drive thru wedding industry should be shut down. A drive thru chapel isn't much different from a fast food drive thru; You pull in a personal vehicle, Limousine, or cab, order the kind of wedding you'd like to have with all of the amenities, and it's performed by the celebrity look a like of your choice. According to The World Famous Little Whit Wedding Chapel, they will perform a religious or civil wedding in your own car for $40, this of course is for the economy lover in you. For the high roller drive thru lovers Las Vegas weddings will provide a 6 passenger chauffeur driven stretch limousine fully stocked with champagne for this blessed event for the low price of $224. That's not all you get, after you exchange vows, they whisk you away for a romantic and unforgettable ride on the st

Driving Greener
Drive Carefully and Gently Avoid "jack rabbit" starts and aggressive driving. Flooring the gas pedal not only wastes gas, it leads to drastically higher pollution rates. One second of high-powered driving can produce nearly the same volume of carbon monoxide emissions as a half hour of normal driving. Think ahead. Try to anticipate stops and let your vehicle coast down as much as possible. Avoid the increased pollution, wasted gas, and wear on your brakes created by accelerating hard and braking hard. Follow the speed limit! Driving 75 mph instead of 65 mph will lower your fuel economy by about 10 percent, and can dramatically increase tailpipe pollution in many vehicles. When possible, plan your trips to avoid rush hour. Stop-and-go driving burns gas and increases emissions of smog-forming pollutants. Combine trips. Warmed-up engines and catalysts generate much less air pollution, so combining several short trips into one can make a big difference. Take a load off. Carryi

Driveway Discuss Game
Driveway Discus Game Use sidewalk chalk to create a playing area on the sidewalk. This game is similar to shuffleboard. Make the grid about 6 foot wide and 16 foot long. On the far ends of either side make some stripes with different point values. The closest to the end being the highest point value, and decreasing as it gets further. Have about 6 foot of the center be the "dead zone". Collect 10 mayonnaise plastic lids and paint 5 red and 5 green. These are the pucks. Players stand at the far edges of the game and kick the puck (do some practice runs on the kicking first) toward the points on the far side. Anything in the dead zone or outside the chalk area is zero. Anything within the points area are the points value.

82 Drivers - Come On N Join The Convoy!!
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

86 Drivers - Are You One Of Them?
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

Driving Safety
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you : - A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles or do you :- B) break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice? Scroll down... Why take unnecessar

The Drive
The morning started out Beautifully Blue skies meet us as we started our trip to the Cabin. It was hot already when you said to turn the air conditioner. As were drove you but on music and started dancing and singing along. I glanced over and saw the cold air had harden your nipple's,you noticed me and smiled. You asked me why the smile and I said the view was exciting.You grind and started to undo a few button's and said mmmm let's see how exciting it can get. You leaned against the door letting your foot slid into my lap,I jumped alittle making you smile more. You asked me if it was hot in here a laughed and said getting there.The road was busy car's passing and you began to lift your skirt smiling at me a saw you werent wearing panties and you said it was going to be a very fun trip. You noticed a lot of truckers driving slow bye us and begin to grin,with you skirt raised you begin to touch your self I have a hard time driving. You noticed a lot of truckers driving slow bye us

Driver's Test Today
Well I took my test today and I thought I pass on the first try but nope...I knocked over a cone and I failed to come to a complete stop at 2 stop signs. Other than that the instructor said I did very well. Well here next Tuesday I will try it again.

Driving In Boston
Driving in Boston Submitted by Mahk The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston, which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End. And, the Back Bay was filled in years ago. Basic Rules for Driving in Boston (subject to change at any time): Always look right and left before proceeding through a green light. When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow for oncoming traffic to pass. Never, ever stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Learn to swerve abruptly. Boston is the home of slalom driving, thanks to the Department of Transportation, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. Never get in the way of a car that needs

Driving Without A Destination
Driving without a destination I like escape by driving my car, some days I drive really far I like feel the bend in the road racing away from the burdens I hold Power and speed await my command traveling the canyon roads I planned The joy of driving, the rush of the thrill pushing the edge of control, I'm real I forgot how to have my daily fun I forgot how to play in the sun Excitement of an empty winding highway I think I'll go for another drive again today!

Drivetime Playlist
In a few weeks me and some friends are going up to Scotland to climb Ben Nevis (tallest mountain in the UK). Before the climbing can start, however, there is a 10 hour roadtrip to undertake. Don't get me wrong, I love roadtrips, but what I figured would make it particularly awesome would be if I made a CD and all the songs had some kind of link to mountains or climbing. What could be better than a topical guess the song competition? Anyway, having had the initial idea, it doesn't seem as straightforward as I first thought to fill a CD. Here are some songs that are currently on the shortlist, but not many of them are even definites:- - Tina Turner - River Deep, Mountain High - Bob Dylan - Thunder on the Mountain - The Carpenters - On Top of the World - Jackie Wilson - Higher and Higher - Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills - Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground - The Shamen - Move any Mountain The trouble is, I also have to like the songs... or they at least have to have some sort of

Driving
Okay, so I am driving along today, which by the way is shit cause it was raining thus why I am home. Thank you Florida Fucking Weather! This mental midget shoots out right behind me, doing about 30 in a parking lot and I almost hit her. Well thanks for that lady, give me a fucking heart attack and THEN tell me "learn to drive." Well as you can imagine I was not too happy at this point, so I politely informed her that her driving skills may be good but her vision was found lacking, that perhaps at 90 she should go a little slower when driving through FUCKING PARKING LOTS! Okay, am I the only person that sees this shit? Seriously, if you are in a parking lot, your best bet is to do a moderate speed. 10 to 15 miles per hour. And on the topic of parking lots, I would just like to thank all you idiots that drive around a parking lot for 20 minutes looking for that parking spot RIGHT in front of the FUCKING DOOR! I have parked, got what I needed and gotten back in my car all before you have

Drive By Shooting
Fatal shooting in northeast Neighbours watch in horror as man gunned down on residential street on his way to a barbecue Witnesses watched in stunned horror as a man was slain in a drive-by shooting apparently launched by two masked assailants in a northeast neighbourhood yesterday. The victim, believed to be in his 20s, was gunned down around 6 p.m. He was pronounced dead at the scene after being felled by multiple bullet wounds on the front lawn of a home on Marcombe Dr. N.E. Distraught friends of the murdered man, whose first name they said was Kevin, said he was walking up to the house for a barbecue when he was shot. Eyewitnesses said the masked occupants of a dark-coloured vehicle drove by and opened fire. Friends and neighbours rushed to the fallen man's aid as the car, which witnesses added had tinted windows, sped away. An area resident named Michelle, who didn't give her last name, heard multiple shots as she was preparing dinner and rushed outside to pr

The Drivers Test
THE EXAM: Q..Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A..What For? He can't see my license plate. Q..Who has the right of way when 4 cars approach a four way stop at the same time? A..The pickup truck with the gun rack and bumper sticker saying,"Guns don't kill people,I do". Q..When driving through fog,what should you use? A..Your car. Q..What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A..I'd probably lose my buzz alot faster. Q..What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A..I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q..What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A..Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q..What is the difference between a flashing red light and a flashing yellow light? A..The color. Q..How do you deal with heavy traffic? A..Heavy psychedelics. Q..What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A..Carry l

Driven
i wish people were as driven as they say they are, but no people are just ignorant...or maybe they dont like to own up to their own mis-givings? i wish someone could explain. i can understand being down and out and feel worthless, but why sit and cry about it and point the finger at someone else, come on the human race wasnt put here to be stupid, get it together and take responsibility....its not rocket science...lol stop passing the buck (unless its a made of paper and its green)

Driving
I'm just wondering... are drivers REALLY dumb enough to stare at lights, and not the TRUCKS they are attached to? How many people are 'guilty' of looking at the emergency lights flashing, and then noticing you are about to run over a cop, fireman, or tow-truck driver? These are the people who step into traffic every day, and only have one thing on their minds, getting the roads open for all the a--holes, who cry about the traffic in the first place. So i guess my question is this.... how many of you bitch about traffic, and not let the work crews do their jobs? And how many of you have a change of heart when it's your mother or grandmother on the side of the highway? Since i started driving tow, this is something that has plagued me every time i get out of the truck; will i make it home for dinner? Will my kids see me in the morning? Will i make it to work tomorrow? I would like feedback, positive, or negative.

Driving
So I have come up with a few possiblities why I hate driving on thursdays. Driving alot on thursdays i tend to notice. a. I hate people b. I should own all roadways in Alberta c. my middle finger tends to get stuck in the upright position pinned to my drivers side window e. I hit every single yellow light f. Oh I got pulled over by the police cause someone belived the beat up van i drive was theirs. g. Apparently its seniors day everywhere so they are all out driving under the speed limit. h. No matter what station I switch to the song sucks. i. Apparently text messaging while driving is not as smart as I thought it was. m. looking over at the guy who just cut into your lane and hes not only text messaging but hes trying to do it hidden so no one else realizes hes an idiot. o. nobody understands my rules of the road....if your going to do the speed limit stay out of the left lane. p. Please do not drive right beside the person in the lan

Drive By Shooting Update
The body count in the bloody war between two rival gangs jumped yesterday after a drive-by shooting in Dover left one man dead and two others injured. The hail of gunfire erupted about 2 p.m., bullets fired from a green minivan with tinted windows into a Dodge Durango as both travelled north on 26 St. S.E. between Peigan Tr. and Dover Ridge Dr. This is the second fatal shooting this year in the war between the Fresh off the Boat and Fresh off the Boat Killers gangs, also responsible for the triple murder Jan. 1 at a south-side restaurant. Organized Crime Staff Sgt. Gord Eiriksson said the daylight shooting is another example of gangsters' reckless disregard for innocent people. "It's very unfortunate they've once again taken this to the streets," he said. "Here's a busy street, middle of the afternoon, shots being fired, one vehicle careens off and crashes through a fence. "Kids could've been playing in the yard, people could've been driving, there could've been a h

Driving Through Ny
I was saying that I was driving in NY,heading from Buffalo, NY toward near Syracurs and out of blue, it started snowing so hard and showed the road ... I said I hope it wouldnt snow in Massachuette... and wished myself a good luck...

Driving
Alone in the cab of my truck I call into my broker Seeking a load To get me to the one I love No such luck she says Such is life on the road Weeks and months out on the road Away from loved ones We sacrifice much in life To do what we do best Seasons come and go Sometimes months away Graduations missed Videos all that we see Baby's first words First steps on tape First day of school First test passed All these and more We miss as we drive our trucks This life I as many others lead Is not a lifestyle for many It takes a special breed To do our work Trucking's in our blood For some it's just a job For others, it's our life Pictures in the cab Talking on the phone With the one we love Sometimes that's the only way we have To see or hear our significant other The hours away from you Seem like years instead We may be tired when we get home But rest assured You are more important than anything else More than life itself Just to see your smiling eyes

[drive-by Thinking]
Man, I haven't the slightest fucking clue on what to do this weekend. I... hmm no money no girl and my friend's ps3 is down. Uuuuuuh... fuck. Maybe I should just work out and try to be seen. That's not a crime right? I guess... I just don't know where I can attract even a conversation. I talked for about half an hour to a middle eastern guy at the indian restaurant once. I... God I'm bad at this shit. I don't like people. And people scare the living shit out of me. How do you get a fuck buddy like that? Much less a friend, or a relationship. I know exactly what I want and I haven't the slightest fucking clue on how to get it. Hmm maybe its time to make a new approach, or... at least do something more than play crappy rental games and drink soda.

10 Drivers We Love To Hate
10 Drivers We Love to Hate by Holly Rizzo Monday, January 19, 2009 Featured Artical Image When you slip into the driver’s seat, you join a whole city that’s only a few lanes wide but populated by a universe of personalities and styles with somewhere to go. We never notice most of them, because only a few other drivers stand out from the crowd. Yeah, yeah – share the road, and all that jazz. Some of those drivers – well, if it were up to you, you’d lock away their keys. Where are the cops from “Cops” when you need them? Instead, you note these drivers’ presence and live to tell the tale. The more you drive, the more personalities you encounter. Some of those personalities seem to fit types, good and bad. Here are some of the challenging types from the notebook: The Joads Like Steinbeck’s “Grapes of Wrath” family, they’re on the move with all their worldly goods strapped to the pickup truck. Neatness doesn’t count: This is a scarecrow of a vehicle, with furniture stacked o

Drive Through Humor
This happened to me a while ago and someone reminded me of it today. I was working in St. Louis and staying in some dump just across the border in Illinois. It was late and I was hungry. I decided against my better judgment to go to the taco bell across the street from my hotel. Knowing that taco bell's drive through is open later than the inside I jumped in my car and pulled into the drive through. I was in that no mans land just before you get to the menu thing. That area where you aren't doing anything but there are curbs on either side so you have no escape. I think they put it there so when you look at the menu and remember you don't like any of it you can't escape without an awkward situation. Anyways... So I'm sitting there waiting to order some random combination of grade 'W' beef and neon orange cheese with the windows down listening to some variant of loud angry punk rock. Two African American females walked up to my driver side window. The larger one, who was

Drive In...
His fingers ran through her hair as she sat next to him in the truck watching the movie at the drive in. Her right hand was on his leg, then his stomach and rested on his now stiffening manhood. His fingers were twirling her silky brown hair faster in his right hand as she began to tease him with her right hand. The speaker wasn’t even on as the movie was playing but, she could hear the music from the stereo softly playing “Faithfully” as their eyes met her left hand touching his cheek begging him to kiss her. Their lips met softly her cologne filling his nose; his desire was increasingly growing as was his longing to enter her. Suddenly his hand was under her top feeling her breasts as she intentionally didn’t wear a bra; her nipples responding to his touch with a slow rise and a pulsation within his fingertips. Their bodies become entwined her hair on his shoulder his hands under her top, his pants unbuttoned her hands exploring his lower dimensions. The passionate touch

Drive Towards Prophet
HELP ME TOWARDS MY DRIVE TO PROPHET AUTO 11'S ON SUNDAY 3/1/09 9am FuTIME (12 NOON EST) I WANT TO BE A FuCHAMPION JUST LIKE THE REST OF MY NEW ENGLAND SPORTS TEAMS IT'S A NO LOSE SITUATION FOR BOTH TEAMS RATE & CHERRY BOMB ME ALL LUV WILL BE RETURNED (PLEASE LEAVE A PM WHEN DONE) CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GET THIS GAME STARTED Lucky McLovin ~Convicted FuPornstar and FuDisciple of the Leprechauns~

Driving
ok i dont bitch much and am very shy about writting stuff--i cant spell or type very well and would rather play my guitar but anyway... The ten aspects of shitty driving.. 1.Use you fucking turn signals ---thats what they are there for. 2.The people that make a right turn but stay in the same lane..----------thats what the turn lane is for--get the fuck out of the way and be contiensous of other people behind you dumb ass. 3.When you park your car in a big city--try not to just fling your door open without looking.need i say anymore?? 4.TAILGATERS.there are resons not tailgate somebody.for 1 it is just rude and pushy,2. it miss leads the people behind you that traffic is just flowing dandy ----untill you slam on your brakes-recipie for disaster!lol 5.Lane drifters:those people that decide to switch lanes and think that u can read there mind as they drift into your lane and then turn on their signal--lol 6.Slow drivers in the fast lane.In Portland there are alot of folks who driv

Driving Again
Today i went driving for the first time in 9 years. I havent drove since i been in a chair. It was quite an experience . It was not as easy as i thought it would be driving for the first time. My mom drove my car out to a sub division out buy were i work and my grandmas neighborhood. I realized that it was not as easy as i thought. First you have hand controls which are so awesome. When you drive with hand controls you have to be careful not to drive while holding the brakes and gas together. It takes a lot of getting use too. I was good at making turns and i am going to practice going in reverse next time. I also am working on making turn a rounds when u hit a dead on. Next time without curve checks lol. I know it takes a lot of practice and i know i will get the hang of it. It makes me a little nervous because it is a different obstacle to overcome but i think over time it will be easier and each time i do it it will be second nature. When i was about done there was

Driving Myself Crazy
i cant forget you everytime i close my eyes i see your smile and i cant concentrate when all i do is think about you and my heart and soul cryout for you and it doesnt matter what i do i know ive fallen in love with you i cant explain and i wont hold on i'll trust my heart to sink or swim i miss you so much i cant wait to be with you and im driving myself crazy just waiting to be there with you

Drive-in Movies
You and your girlfriend decide to go to the drive-in movie theater one night. You both decide to just throw some blankets and pillows in the back of your truck and lay back there and watch the movie. You back into a parking spot in the back of the lot. You both get out of the cab and climb into the bed of the truck, She piles the pillows up so you both can lean against the back of the cab and watch the movie. You wrap your arm around her shoulder and she cuddles close, laying her head against your shoulder. The movie starts and she starts to kiss you, it's the first movie of a family double feature and niether one of you were set on seeing it. She deepens the kiss, her hand slowly moving down your body. She reaches into your shorts and wraps her fingers around your rapidly growing erection. You groan loudly and pull her on top of you. She grinds against your now throbbing erection before she slides down your body, kissing her way to your pants. She pulls your shorts down and flicks her

Driving Flash
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it, so he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. Again, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went. Four weeks later he received three traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

The Drive Back To Bella's Chapter 12
The drive back to Bella’s We got in the car and started back to Bella’s house. I turned on the radio to an oldies station. “You like 50’s music?” Bella asked. “Music in the 50’s was good. Much better than the 60’s and 70’s, ugh” I shuddered. “The 80’s were bearable.” “Are you ever going to tell me how old you are?” Bella asked. “Does it matter much?” I replied. “Not really, but I still wonder…” she said grimacing. “There’s nothing like an unsolved mystery to keep you up at night.” “I wonder if it will upset you,” I said glancing at her. I gazed into the sun; as the minutes passed. “Try me,” she finally said. I sighed, and then looked into her eyes. I wanted to tell her, but I wasn’t sure how she’d react. “I was born in Chicago in 1901.” I paused and glanced at her from the corner of

Driving To Home Depot
so yesterday was going good i was just chillen having a great time when i had to go to home depot which ive never been around here in texas so guess there is a few more here okay well i had to pick one that was a supplier then i got lost needless to say i was driving for 4 hours to go 5 mile from my mom's house to get to home depot when i got there i was like so fustrated at the gps which sucked and my mom for being stupid and not telling me where to go cause i had no idea where to go around where she lives. awwww yesterday bites !

Driving Me Mad
I can't fvuckin bear it. I am currently sharing my office with an over paid and under busy consultant. Problem is, he makes so much noise when he eats. Biscuits, sandwiches, whatever he has for lunch - oh and he has biscuits all the friggin time. Gah, I'm pretty tolerant, but this drives me mad. chomp chomp, slobber, heavy nose breath. Not a good thing in my current mood which swings between dejected and horribly angry. I need a punch bag.

A Drive In The Country
This is a little story that Adrian[ex multiply member] & I wrote together... Adrian:It was one of those absolutely clear, blue-sky days when the temperature is “just right”, the company is “just right” and the destination was… well… “just right”. We were heading to the shore to enjoy a little quality time together; just an old mentor/teacher and his pretty protégé/model, and I had been anticipating the trip for weeks. We were driving along in my little classic Triumph convertible with the top down and just letting the breeze blow free around us. We were on one of those twisty-turny roads that followed the coast southward, and there was virtually no traffic at all except an occasional farm vehicle. The sea was far below, off to our left and I glanced away from it to look over at you in the passenger seat. You looked so pretty in your white deck shorts and red checkered halter top; your raven hair was flying in the wind and the back draft

Driving And Furnish Distance Conversion In Japan
Are you thought metric conversion table route while in Nihon? You'll definitely impoverishment to cognize something some mileage transmutation, because gasolene is not sold by the congius, and distances are not metric in miles. Having whatsoever noesis of gas distance changeover instrument support you to select the change vehicle for your needs and idea your hydrocarbon budget.Effort LicensedUnlike the USA, where it's evenhandedly elementary to get a clear to cross in most states, the appendage in Archipelago is very complicated and valuable. Notwithstanding, if you human held a US certify for at least six months, you metric conversion table usually get a Asian authorisation, though you'll have to see a road prove and a scrivened run in rule to suffice (or move through an ocean of paperwork if you necessity to refer for an freedom)Presumptuous You Win...Piece Nihon has fantabulous people transferral, presumptuous you soul enough money to engage a container, you should be knowledgeable

Drive It Like You Stole It.
Basics What's your favorite color? Pink What's your favorite animal? Cats Who's your role model? Mr. Spock Family How many siblings do you have? 1 How many people live in your house? 1 How many animals do you have 4 dogs Where do you live(trailor, mansion, regular house )? farm house Freinds Who is your most valuable freind? Moni & Mike & Mekka Which freind do you look up to the most? Moni How many best freinds do/did you have? 3 How many freinds have moved out of your city? 0 Would you rather have... coke or sprite? coke lunch or dinner? dinner a sister or brother? brother >.> Mcdonalds or Burger King? BK boyfreind or freind? boyfriend hug or kiss? hug pinch or poke? poke

Drivers
Driving down a multi-lane highway today, in the center lane. Vehicle in each lane beside me and slightly ahead decide it's time to be in the center lane. No signal from either of them.... One of my passenders spilled their drink when I had to hit the brakes hard.... I don't know about you, but I like my car and don't drive like those 2 idiots. just sayin'

Driving Me Crazy
Tired tonight. The construction on my house is really getting old. I am sick of having to vacate my home everyday from 9-5 while these fat fucks take way too long to paint. I mean seriously.....11 days to paint 3 bedrooms, one bathroom and part of a hallway.....I shouldve known better..... start on the kitchen tomorrow....FML carpeted the wood floors and stairs on t he upper level..... I was actually excited. This means I am getting old.....when new carpet makes me all hot. I just want to lay on in naked, think I will....it's so squishy! but WTF do I do with all these area rugs now...... Burned out from driving to detroit and back in two days. The trip down was horrid. Treacherous even. I counted 7 cars in the ditch and accidents in a 25 mile stretch along I-75 just past Bay City... Had to follow my Fiance down, he had purhcased a 89 Honda Accord and we werent sure if it would make it.... but it did. Just not the windshield wipers. They didnt work....so we had to keep stopping

Driving
Dieing on the highway today a day the fog formed, demons laughing at me sitting on the hood of my car counting on their hands the memorable moments I had My crazy mother sitting in the back seat her face frozen in a scream of disgust flies scurrying over her face frenzied A gun in my lap bullets littering the floor mat flesh clinging to chunks of the windshield a mangy dog runs in front of my overheating car it's bones jutting out it's flesh garbage blowing into my broken windshield notes covered in blood from the past "wish you were never born" "I have always hated you" "you were so easy to use" as a porcelain skull swings west to east from the rear view mirror Demons reach threw the broken windshield grabbing the wheel my mother slides down the back seat, her head resting against the partly rolled down window the demons tongues licking the sweat off my face swinging the wheel back and forth headlights start to flash at me horns screaming into my ears my moth

Driving It In
the bus ride home was long and boring, she sat in the back seat alon looking out the window. the streetlights outside passed by sporatically as the bus raced along the highway. she looked around, no one was awake but her and the bus driver, and he was driving. she was alone. she reached into her purse and pulled out her thick pink vibrator and slid it under her skirt. slowly it pushed into her, the thickness almost too much for her small opening. but it slowly sank in. then the vibration came. she clenched around it tight, clapping her hand over her mouth to suppress the instant moan that excaped her lips. she had forgotten that she had left it on high. she pushed the pulsating shaft in deep and fast. listening to the loud humming grow dull and loud as it entered and escaped her wetness. she bit her bottom lip to keep herself from moaning as her hand slid up her shirt and carressed her breast. her nipples were like bullets, so hard to the touch and sensitive. she squeezed her left nip

Driving
Ok, it's been a hell of a day. Today started with me getting lost going 18 miles, and ending up 25 away from where I needed to be... I stopped last night at a rest area (I drive trucks for a living). I went to sleep, got up, made coffee. Then I started to head toward my delivery and ended up going the wrong way! Yeah, my sense of direction is in question by now. Usually I have a really good sense of direction, but when I can't read the street signs cause I'm watching other cars zip in and out of lanes, it makes it hard to see them. Anyway, I went to the first stop and found out from the receiver that they didn't have the equipment to unload the unit...Bites! The receiver ended up sending me to the actuall deliver point where they did have a crane to unload the unit I was carrying. Got rid of one. Now I have to get to my final stop before 1:00 est. I didn't make it at the time I was supposed to, but they unloaded me anyway (Nice of em). Finally got empty and now I have to sit fo

Drive
We sit on our porch sipping iced teas The Sun is sitting high and no breeze Inside the house, grab my shades & keys As all I need are you and these Lets go and drive Hop in my car and fire up the beast Hearing it rev is an adrenaline feast Drop in gear and back out of the lot Driving is a love story with no plot Lets just go and drive One hand on the wheel and one on your leg Romp the gas watching the guages peg Tires scream before they burn Let off enough to make the turn Now we go and drive Glance your way see your hair blow Scenery is a blur as faster

Drives Me Crazy....
READING IS FUNDAMENTAL! I cannot say that enough...overused...maybe so, but true. It really "Drives Me Crazy..." when people asks questions that is common knowledge. And hell, if its not common knowledge you can 99 percent of the time READ about it someone and get your answer! Even down to the simplest things...take for instance Fubar. It doesnt hurt to actually take the time to READ someone's profile. People will send me blank friend request, etc etc and then when they're ignored they ask "why". Well if you READ my profile...it clearly states..."Blank Friend Request Will Not Be Accepted". That is a huge pet peeve of mine here on Fu. Its inevitible that idiots will be idiots and overlook the "About Me" section...but that doesnt fly my way. And its a quick way to get your ass denied as a friend. Yes, I am just ranting....hey look! Its my first blog....Im going have to follow up....on a much lighter note though!

Driverbackup
Drivery a także problemy z nimi związane to nieodłączna część korzystania z komputera, przede wszystkim w chwili, gdy potrzebujemy zidentyfikować szczegółowo dany element naszego komputera i własności wspierającego go sterownika. Na nieszczęście, system Windows daje niesłychanie okrojone opcje uzyskiwania tych informacji, w znacznym stopniu okrojone przez byle jaki interfejs. Przydatne są w tym miejscu programy stworzone przez pasjonatów tematu, takich jak Giuseppe Greco i jego DriverBackup!========================================================Czym on jest? Jest to prosty, stylowy i niezmiernie mocny program będący praktycznie młodszym, rozwiniętym bratem starszego i mało rozumnego menedżera zadań Windows. Pomimo tego, iż twórca jest studentem, program jest sprawny i wolny od błędów. Pozwala on na szczegółowe zapoznanie się z własnościa

Drive Through Window
Two Sci-Fi Geeks are siting in their car wait for their turn to pick up their food they ordered at the drive through window at McDonald's. Now they had just got done watching the Movie When Mars Attacks for the tenth time. Now Geek one say to his friend, " You know that Extraterrestrial haven been visiting Earth for so long,they have become Americanized."Geek two asks," What makes you think that ?"Geek one responds " look across the street there is a drive through annal probing station, that just opened up."Written by Stephen J. Vattimo March 8,2012

Driveway
what a fucking day. I didn't have to go to work today cause of the weather we got yesterday. We got a lot of snow and ice. Hubby tried getting the car out of the garage today. He got it out but didn't get very far down our driveway. The car got stuck. We did a lot of shoveling and threw down a lot of ice, but it didn't help at all. He went down into our neighbor's yard. LOL oops. We finally gave up and called a towtruck to pull the car out. Our friend Jeff came over with some good news. He just bought a house and he finally got the keys today. It's a beautiful 3 bedroom brick house(like mine). I am so happy for him. Have a good weekend.

Driving In Dallas 0.0
For those of you who are new to the area....I know there are a lot of newbies because the traffic gets worse everyday. If you're just visiting, just pay for a cab.... Driving in Dallas First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-LUS, or DAA-LIS depending on if you live inside or outside LBJ Freeway. Next, if your Mapsco is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If in Denton County and your Mapsco is one-day-old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Dallas has its own version of traffic rules... "Hold on and pray." There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas . We all drive like that. All directions start with, "Get on Beltline," which has no beginning and no end. (It REALLY DOESN'T!!!) The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out an

Driving Inn Her Car
Driving inn the her car. Traveling on a dark road. No place to go She's a runner, swifter on a desert road in the deep night. Like a rhythm of the blues. She smells sweet perfume flowers in the air. Moon so bright this night it's leads her to a desert road. Glow of the moon sets off the red mountains, takes her breath away. Dusty road ends. She falls off a cliff, rhythm of blues, red mountains has her. Sweet smell flower in her hair, they say if you drive by the red mountains you can smell her sweet flowers in the wind all she wanted was love.

Driven Crazy
Do you have a clue?On how crazy I am for you?Should I need to say?I love your way.When you start,It revs up my heart,The things you tell me,Making my mind go free,I want to touch,So many ways and such,The way I'd make you feel,How I yern for you is just too real.Taste your lips,Your skin on my finger tips,Hear your deep breathing,music in the background beating,Our bodies meeting,Only you I'm seeing,Make this night last,Another hour has passed,Lost in time,Loving you will always be my only crime,I want your kiss,Feel your tenderness,Your warmth surounding me,Together we should be,Forever yours and mines you'll be...Only you can drive me this crazy.

Drizzle
Drizzle Lightly sprinkle all about Falling like sugar spun silk threads Drizzle on my frazzled nerves Cause me lose my mind Like a confection forbidden sweet Drizzle now dessert complete Whipped up frenzy, oh that¡¦s me Oh please give and satisfy--be The cherry on my sundae dish I won¡¦t waste my promised wish Lips of hunger need to know What is in this sugary flow Covered on a sticky spoon With each lick my body does swoon¡K Lick my lips won¡¦t waste one bit Suck my fingers, yes each tip Drizzle fine this sugar sweet Good thing I am kneeling Not standing on my feet¡K Oh I enjoy this tasty concoction No guilt do I feel As I sup this delicious treat For it¡¦s a gift from my dear sweet „¦ Dawn Marie 2006

Dr. Johnson And Ms. Hyde
Dr. Johnson and Ms. Hyde by xr6901 © Sarah Johnson, MD, looked at her reflection in the mirror resplendent in her wedding dress. Here she was part of a successful medical practice, specializing in the treatment of allergies and asthma, and was engaged to a very handsome and talented architect, whom she was marrying this evening, and yet she was leading a secret life that could threaten everything. A few months ago she became curious about dominant-submissive sexual relationships and began looking at web sites and starting chatting with one man in particular. He seemed to be able to tap into her secret desires to be dominated sexually, but not too roughly, she was not interested in pain or punishment, and they started having regular chat sessions. She started revealing to this man, whose on-line name was Gentle Master, all types of intimate fantasies she had of being sexually dominated by a strong man, who would not harm her. She even started masturbating while chatting on-line a

D@rk Angel
Those eyes could speak no softer,Than they did this december morn.A smile rose out of my heart,From her it was truely born. Her beauty so innocent,Like a childs distant gaze.Had my heart at a loss,My mind in a total daze. If ever again in a cold December,This beauty remains cold.I would offer my arms to her,As long as she needs to hold.

Drkgrneyes {co-owner Of ***the Sassy Dragon***
Ok, this isn't even a NOOB!! He checks me out, rates me a 10...then RE-RATES me a 4!!! And to top it off he sends me a friend request!! drkgrneyes {Co-Owner of ***The Sassy Dragon***}@ fubar

Dr. King
As we start another year honoring his memory let's hope that the civil rights movement will continue. That skin color won't ever matter again. That the world will be a better place. That the his dream will live on.

Dr Laura And Leviticus
Laura Schlesinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. She recently said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstances. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura which was posted on the Internet. Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claim

Dr.love,pageing Dr.love
To the one that I loved,and will always love Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry Oneday you are high on top of the world,the next you aren't on the bottom,your under the bottom.At one point in my life everyone loved me,everyone wanted me around or wantedto be around me.I was once loved by everybody.I was high on top of my dope thron,lol,enjoying all it's benifits.See money has never been my thing,it has always been exceptance.Sell dope and not only will you have money you will have exceptance.Even people you don't know all of the sudden want to be around you.Like most fake people they tell you if you didn't have anything,that they would still want to be around you.Then you start slowly loosing everything and trust me the people that wanted just to know you start to quickly forget you.You become yesterdays news.They start talking about you,saying things like he is so sorry,good for nothing.Then when you start to make a change in your life and decide that you are a be

Dr.love
Love him, hate him, or just be confused by him,it matters not for he is here the new Dr.Love read his profile,and follow his blogs, or dont its up to you, but as they say life gose on, and so dose the life of Dr.Love thank you all love peace and cheiken grease....Yep, Sometimes you have to fall from the mountain,to realize what you are climbing for...Obstacles are placed in our way to see,what we want is really worth fighting for...From every wound theres a scare, and every scar tells a story,a story that says.....I was deeply wounded but...I survived...yes world i have survived and my profile only scratches the surface of me but I have many scars maybe too many some may never realy heal althe way but they are what make me, me Dr.Love..and what makes me what my profile says I am so if your intrested read these blogs as they are posted and find out why i am,the way i am...from a past whimp to the dark psychopat, to goverment made monster,to now, Dr.Love a story for comics and tv m

Dr Mac On The Purpose Of Dating
After a really bad 4th date, I was complaining that I just didn't get it. I didn't date much in HS, so I was always uncomfortable going out with a guy the first few times. After a series of careful questions: "why are you going out with these boys? To have something to do? Why don't you enjoy these dates? Are you scared to go eat or the movies by yourself?" When I said I wasn't sure why I went out with these guys....they were nice but I was never really comfortable. He gave me his dating 101 wisdom: "dating is a time honored tradition of a young man trying to gain favor with a young lady with the end purpose of a happy life together. If you want to go out for fun don't go out just the 2 of you but with friends. If you are attracted to and think a man is worth looking into go out with him only. If you can't see a future with him after date 3 cut your losses and be friends. I am not saying that you will want to marry him at date 3, but you have to like him and be able to ca

Dr. Martin Luther King's Jr Daughter Dies Age 51
ATLANTA - Yolanda King, the firstborn child of the first family of the civil rights movement, who honored that legacy through acting and advocacy, died late Tuesday. She was 51. The daughter of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King died in Santa Monica, Calif. Family members did not know the cause of death, but suspect it might have been a heart problem. "This is just the last thing and the last person that we expected this to happen to," said Issac Newton Farris, the Kings' cousin and CEO of the King Center. "At least with my aunt (Coretta Scott King) we had some warning. Yolanda as far as we knew was healthy and certainly happy." Former Mayor Andrew Young, a lieutenant of her father's who has remained close to the family, said King was going to her brother Dexter's home when she collapsed in the doorway. Farris said she died near Dexter King but would not elaborate. Yolanda King, who lived in California, appeared in numerous films, including "Ghosts of Mi

Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show
Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show by barbarian queen 2 © Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show. Curiosity made her go inside. She found it amazing what was legal here. Most of it was soft porn. She wasn't much interested in looking at the was displays of historical escapades. She wandered deeper into the displays. Some of them made her blush. She was very glad that she seemed to be the only person in there at the moment. She found herself in the displays of the mythical. A satyr and a nymph. It seemed almost alive. She was surprised to find it quite arousing. A final curtain. And a choice. The small sign indicated that she could leave without seeing the final display. However, if she wished to continue, the management took no responsibility for anything that happened. She shrugged. Why not. She went through the curtain. A display of sex toys. Some were very imaginative. A last display. A tall, well muscled male figure in chains. Amazingly handsome with long dark hair and piercing amber eyes. And a

DrÊÅms
She holds him close, never far from her heart. There love wild and strange, controlled in each others mind. Neither have touched the other, only used words, words of love, passion, friendship. The kind that only they might understand. Each morning they wait to meet, in this place known as cyber space, each dreams of how the other feel, how lips burn in passionate kisses. Friends, but so much more. Over years there love grows, patience and understanding so very important, treated like a real love affair. So very intense, and always filled with a love unexplainable. In sleep, her dreams let her fly to him..let her touch his precious body. In dreams there lips meet, with kisses so sweet.. Their bodies become one, passion flows, but then daylight brings her dreams to a stop. A dream, how can she feel so warm, so full of love if it is only in dream. And she waits, waits to see his name, to see him call her sweetness. Dream, no, never, they are to close to not be real.

Dr. Mutulu Shakur's 2pac Tribute Cd
Las Vegas/Toronto - Incarcerated Freedom Fighter Dr. Mutulu Shakur has released a CD entitled "A 2Pac Tribute: Dare 2 Struggle", commemorating the life and times of his son Tupac Amaru Shakur. Tupac is the best-selling rap musician of all time and arguably the most influential artist in the genre. Dr. Mutulu Shakur has been imprisoned in US penitentiaries the past 19 years for activities in support of the Black Liberation Movement. "A 2Pac Tribute: Dare 2 Struggle" is the first ever compilation to feature incarcerated rappers alongside hip-hop heavyweights. Such a project was actually conceived by Tupac and his brother Mopreme during their prison meetings with Mutulu, when they wrote the 'Thug Code' constitution to help decrease gang violence. Their peace-making efforts were cut short when Tupac was killed in Las Vegas on September 13, 1996. The tribute CD features a 16-page booklet which includes a printing of the 'Thug Code. Half the albums proceeds will be used towards Dr. Mut

*~dr3@my3y3d_b@bygir!~*
Show my new owner mad love as well here she is The one and only ~Dr3@my3y3d_B@bygir!~*Shadow Leveler*Taken by BIGJON84US*Fu-Owned by Mikey*@ fubar Fan, Rate And Add Her And Send our friends her way as well

Dr. Nick
Its crazy messed up world we live in and you cant go through life alone and think you'll make it out without a scratch, bruise, or hurt feelings. Thats why im gonna help the cause and give out some free advice. Now, this is obviously not the fiirst time i've stuck my nose in other people's business gave advice to my friends and it wont be the last. Here are 10 sure fire ways to make sure life will go alot easier. 1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you (dont f*ck other people and the they wont f*ck with you) 2. Do what you can with what you got 3. If your gonna do something wrong, do it right 4. When talking to people, never discuss politics, religion, or The Great Pumpkin 5. Never trust anyone with two first names (Bruce Willis) 6. Never trust anyone with two last names (Ashton Kutcher) 7. Never trust anyone from Ohio 8. Never pretend to be smarter than someone you've never met 9. Your only allowed to go off on someone for a choice they made u

Dr.nolove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
So where to begin or rather, where to end? The end is now. I have totally given up, in every aspect of my so called life. I don't care anymore about the pursuit of love,work, relationships, friends, pretty much anything. It's all pointless, fleeting things. Word are words. Actions speak louder than words, as it was written before...words are trivial, meaningless. At my age I've seen and pretty much done it all. And I'm tired...tired of trying. Trying leads to failure, the only lesson learned from it is...don't try it again. And I won't. Lesson learned comrade commisar. I figured I'd use Fubar in the quest to find someone. I did, but that didn't pan out too well. I'm sorry that I failed you. But then again you know what you were getting into when you met me, read about me, etc. I suppose there should have been a disclaimer....run away while you still can. My heart still aches, when I look at pictures of you. When I see you online. When I think of just anything you did...your laugh,

Droid Behavoir & Pure Filth Present: Infinite Filth!!!!!
SATURDAY FEBUARY 27THP U R E __ F I L T H__D U B S T E P ?&ICOMPLEXpresentsINFINITE FILTHfeaturingMan of the HourNOAH D(Argon, Portland, OR)Noah D is without a doubt one of the top Dubstep producers based in the USA. He has been building his reputation in both the Dubstep and Drum n Bass circles since 2003 and is highly regarded on both sidesof the Atlantic for his musical output.His latest tune, "Seeeriousss" has been tearing up every dancefloor on every corner of the world and has become a full fledged Dubstep anthem for 2009. His music has received consistent radio play on many of the UK's biggest radio stations including RinseFM, Kiss and BBC's 1xtra and has been supportedworldwide from DJ's such as Skream, Dieselboy, DJ Hype, N-Type, Plastician, and Benga just to name a few. Once behind the decks Noah D brings a diverse blend of beats mixed in a carefully crafted style that is guaranteed to create a memorable experience and "seeerious" energy on the dance floor!SPOR

Dromks And Coffee
Drinks and Coffee by Vayene© I sat in the back corner of Zorba’s and drank my third tiny cup of their Greek coffee. My head was no clearer, and I wondered if I should switch to retsina. I poked my lunch with my fork and sighed. “You look like someone stole your teddy bear.” I looked up into the smiling face of a woman with bright blue eyes, a wide, warm smile and thick black hair gathered into a heavy braid. She was about my height, but with an athletic build and she looked terribly familiar though I could not place her name to save my life. She grinned wider. “Don’t know me with my clothes on, Dazzle? I’m Steph.” I felt my throat and then my face grow warm as I blushed. I hoped she didn’t notice. “I guess not.” I waved at the chair facing me. “You’re welcome to join me.” Steph sat down smiling. “That looks great, I love their pastichio.” I shoved the plate across to her, “You eat it… I’m drinking.” She looked at my coffee and my water and laughed. “Woo hoo! He

Drones
You walk around oblivious. You think the world is known. You walk across the corpse of the past with out a thought for your own. I dare you to think. I dare you to see. I dare you to tread more carefully. Though the past is behind you, the future is near. If you're not prepared, you'll all disappear.

Drones Can Kill You
Holder: It’s ‘Legal’ to Drone Strike Americans Melissa MeltonInfowars.comFebruary 5, 2013 NBC news has produced a chilling, confidential Department of Justice (DOJ) white paper outlining the supposed legality of extrajudicial drone strikes on U.S. citizens suspected of terrorism even&n

Drone Strikes
Christopher Dorner Becomes ‘First’ Human Target For Drones on Domestic Soil Mike ParkerExpress.co.ukFebruary 10, 2013 Infowars Analysis: This is actually not the first time Americans have been targeted with surveillance drones. In 2011, police used a Predator surveillance drone against a family in North Dakota who were accused of stealing six cows. If Dorner is targeted by an armed drone, that would be a first domestically. Police pla

Drone In Us
Obama Moves To Authorize Domestic Drone Strikes Mac SlavoSHTFplan.comFeb 20, 2013 The Department of Homeland Security recently advanced a plan to deploy “public safety” drones in the skies over America, an action Congress authorized last year and called for the deploymen

Drones Can Kill You
Yes, Your Government Can Use Armed Drones Against You Adan SalazarInfowars.comMarch 5, 2013 Despite reassurances following the Christopher Dorner manhunt that lethal drones won’t be used to target American citizens on U.S. soil, a letter from Attorney General Eric Holder to Kentucky Senator Rand Paul states otherwise. “It is possible…to imagine an extraordinary circumstance in which it would be necessary and appropriate under the Constitution and applicable laws of the United States for the President to authorize the military to use lethal force within the territory of the United States,” the letter partially posted by

Drones Strikes
It’s now clear: Obama intends to use drone strikes to kill American journalists and political enemies Mike AdamsNatural NewsMarch 7, 2013 President Obama plans to use military drones in the skies over the United States to assassinate journalists, patriots and critics of his administration. That’s the inescapable conclusion from the emerging pattern of evidence now publicly available — keep reading for details. Front and center in this pattern of evidence is the 16-page memo that w

Drones In Us
Documents Expose Predator Drones Spying Extensively in U.S. Predator drones used by multiple agencies in domestic airspace could be armed. Kit DanielsInfowars.comJuly 4, 2013 U.S. Customs and Border Protection is now lending Predator drones to a wide range of federal, state, and local agencies for domestic surveillance and possible “non-lethal” strikes, according to federal documents released by the Electronic Frontier Foundation. Credit: Pat Dennis via Flickr The

*drool!*
i was cruising Ebay Motors...i'm in a browsing mood and i'm into little British sports cars (MGs, Triumphs, Sunbeams, Austin Healey, etc...) and i found this beauty! too bad i don't have $16,500 to buy it outright. check her out Cherries, isn't she incredible!? i am almost in tears i want this car so much! here's the addy: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MG-MGA-MGA-1962-MGA-VERY-RELIABLE-1622-MKII-MK2-MK-2-MKII-MG-A_W0QQitemZ330086779272QQihZ014QQcategoryZ80750QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem and a link (bear with me, it's my first html linky-thing^.^) 1962 MG A...cherry! *sigh* you think if i sold a kidney i could afford it?

*drool*
OMG...... I'm drooling here at work. I just went to clean out my AOL email which I never use and saw a notice of a new movie from MGM. My pulse jumped, my eyes widened and I completely forgot that I was at work. I must buy this book. Tonight, if possible. Or see the movie. I have to. It may not be the man who made me love the character, but it's the backstory that we only ever got a hint of in the last novel. Apparently everyone else knew about this but me since I dont' have my tv hooked up to anything but the dvd player and the game stuff. I dont' see trailers that are common to everyone else. But now I'm drooling and want to go watch "the man" and listen to that voice....

-drooolll-
ok, as some of you may know, im a major sadist.. and i love dragons.. well today i ran across a picture that made me squirm with lust.. yer all going to think this is utterly sick.. some might just think "dragon's are not sexual.." i disagree.. dragons are fucking hot.. male or female.. then.. imagine if their bodily fluids were acid.. it cums inside some poor virgin... after raping her.. pre-digested virgin snack.. -giggles- http://www.sidechan.net/post/view/3437

Drool
the humiliation, it was painstaking to hear those words, bt what was worse i didnt hear them directly. i saw them online through a friend...she has a bf, why wasnt i told and what did i do not to be told the truth im honest i know things but again i was left in the shadows....then i became awsome....er lol

Drop Of Love
A Special Drop of Love A special drop of love was deposited in my womb with care The unconditional love you give to me is so very rare When you were born, Oh! What a glorious day! I never knew there could be a love so strong I am so blessed, because in my heart there is a song A song of peace and assurance A song of strength and endurance When I look into your eyes, my heart feels your love A Special Drop of Love came from heaven above Your smile gives your face that special glow Whenever you look at me, my love for you continues to grow The Hugs! The Kisses! These are moments of pure gold They are treasures I have hidden deep within my soul Many told me you would not make it this far But look at you now, gleaming like a shining star Every sound you make is like music to my ears The look you give me helps wipe away my tears Many have wondered, "Why me?" I looked at you and wondered, "Don't they see what I see?" Many have wondered, "What am

Drop A Line
Hello to Yall!!!!! Srry I havent been here in a while!! Been down with Pneumonia!!!!!! But dont stop sayin Hello once in a while. It makes me feel better to hear from Yall!!!!!!! Wishin Yall a great Wekk and weekend!!!!!! Lots of Love & Huggs, SHar

Droppin Beats Reunion....
Droppin Beats Reunion: Empire 8 Year Promoter: Empire & Numb Date & Time: Saturday, November 18, 2006 - 10:00pm to 6:00am Lineup: Kenny Ken [Mix n Blend, UK] John Rolodex Ryan Ruckus Marcus Visionary Mystical Influence DJ Lush DJ Saigon Premis Tuffstuff MCS MC Skibadee [Platinum Performers, SAS, UK] Caddy Cad Natural MC MC Trajady MCP Fly Bry Venue: Opera House, The, 735 Queen St. East Map It Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Info: 416-599-5424 http://www.hustlinbeats.com Admission: $15 earlybird $20 ad More @ the Door Music: Jungle Extras: All Ages, 1000 Capacity, 1 Room(s), Special/Rave

Drop By Say "hi"!
This one goes out to all my Peeps, just a gentle reminder that my pics and everything are there for you to view. I appreciate the ratings....but say something!!! LOL. I always try and leave a comment or 2 in my wake...so me that Cherry Luvin' LOL!! Mike.

Dropped My Harley
well on friday night while heading home in the fog i went though a curve a little to fast and lost my bike. giving me one hell of a road rash and 3 broken bones in mt hand wrist and right arm. hopefully the ins. company will get it repared quickly!!!

Drop Guns, Or I Shoot You
So fucking sick of this shit! I'm at the random store of choice today, right? Some chick is coming up behind me as I enter the door, so I'm a gentleman, smile, hold the door for her, and pretend the little twinge of nausia at my own generosity is just my throat being cleared, when the all-too-common phrase is uttered: "I can open my own doors, thank you!" What the fuck?! I know, I know, chivalry is dead and all that bullshit, but that's just plain fucking rude. Ruder still is the fact that it's becoming commonplace around here. Women are rejecting any acts of kindness from men; Even the acts of kindness that we are often compelled to show men! I mean, come on, when someone's going through a door behind me, I hold it for them. Even if it was Osama himself, I'd be a decent Cell and hold the door. But NOOOOOO, since she's female, I must be presuming that she can't do anything for herself (insert random glass ceiling rant here). So, I've come to a conclusion. For the

Drops Of Blood
Waisting every second of life I don't care Waisting every minute to do nothing I'm not scared Shoot me kill me Rip me cut me Destroy and mutilate me Slash me and gut me I'm dead anyways It don't matter I'll die soon enough Make my blood splatter Running around like the Mad Hatter Insanity plagues me Screaming like the Queen of Hearts Insanity plagues my body Seeing all that hides Seeing black as white Seeing far into your eyes Seeing further into the night The stars glitter The diamonds gleem The sounds are great Sounds of a scream Blood rains on my head The clouds pour The blood soaks my hair And it stains my door Red drops of beauty Red drops of scarlet I wait with my tongue out And swallow when they hit Bloody drops of life Pouring from each wrist It's starting to hurt It hurts when I make a fist It pours and falls It drips into the glass It looks like wine And I drink it as a pass A pass to death A pass into the dark A p

Drops Of Water
The rain was still coming down. Dozens of rivulets had become streams, coursing down the hill, each finding their way to the river. Brown and swollen, the river threatened to overflow its banks at any moment and the rain didn't show any signs of stopping. None of that improved my mood. Erik and I still weren't talking and I finally fled the stifling atmosphere of the cabin to walk the dog, despite the rain. Even for a dog who likes water, Duke didn't like being out in the rain any more than I did, but nature called and I needed to get away from Erik and get some air. I couldn't believe how stubborn Erik could be about such a little thing. Nor was I going to just forget it. His pride and mine were really messing up this nice getaway trip to the mountains. Our yellow Lab shook water off his coat, all over the kitchen floor, as we came in from our walk. We had enough food and firewood laid in to last several more days at the cottage, so walking the dog was the only reason to venture

Drop It Like Its Hot!
CLICK THIS PIC AND COMMENT BOMB ME PLEASE!!! I REALLY WANNA WIN THIS ONE! COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN... I WILL DO WHAT I CAN FOR U. A MORPH, FLASH PIC, WHATEVER IT MAY BE! THANKS IN ADVANCE!

Dropped
I just said fuck it and droped that math class. So, I no longer have classes on Mondays and Wednesdays. I grabbed a Friday math class. So, now I'm at school Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Good with me.

Droppin' In To Say Hi!
Well, just thought I'd drop in to say "HEY". As some of you prob. already know, as I sent out some emails yesterday, we were notified yesterday morning, that Lee's cousin was found dead yesterday morning by her husband. This has been a big shock to the family, as we are expecting the coroner to rule the death a suicide. As if death isn't already hard enough to cope with, but to have it under these circumstances makes it even more unbelievable and hard to phathom. It is so hard to understand how a mother of 3 and grandmother of 9, only 52 yrs. old, would seem to think that she had nothing to live for. Naturally, we have been keeping in touch with other family members to find out the latest updates from the coroner, and other officials. We've been told that services are probably going to be on Monday, the way it looks now, so we are planning on leaving here sometime on Sunday, possibly even Saturday evening, headed for Indianapolis, and will probably return late on Tues. Lee's

Dropped Cellphone In Water
Hey, if anyone ever has this happen, all is not lost. I had come across this info somewhere else, and remembered it. IMMEDIATELY, grab the phone and shake it hard to remove any water and TURN IT OFF. Remove the battery, SIM card and Memory card(if u have one). DO NOT soak the phone in rubbing alcohol( as some sites say, to displace the water) Set the phone in front of a space heater or something else to blow warm air on it, for at least 24 hours, 48 is better. Don't get it so hot that u mess the phone up. I know it's hard to go without your phone, as we are all slaves to them these days, but if you power up the phone before all the water is dried, then you will probably short it out. I dropped my phone in a mop bucket the other day. I did exactly what I said, and my phone is ok. I'm a gadget nut, so I got a pretty advanced one with 2mp camera, internet, media player and all, and have been using it again now for a week, with no problems. The water damage sticker under the battery has b

Drop Your Doo???
I was challenged to write this right quick so i did,,,, lmfaoooooooooooooo i farted on the pillow,,,, on which you laid before,,,,,,, why were you such an ass ,,, to shit without shuttin tha door,,, now my house is full of funk,,, and i dunno wtf to do,,,, you need to stick a can of spray,,,,, where you drop all your doo,,,,,,, *winks

Drop Your Expectations
“Drop your expectations” Today, I would ask you to release your plans and your worries for a moment and allow yourself to be one with the moment, one with the world, one with all that is in its perfection. Know that you create this world of perception. Know that there are many, many ways to view any one situation. If you have set certain expectations on a moment, then no matter what happens, you feel disappointed because those expectations have not been met. And yet, there may have been many positive outcomes in the situation, simply not those that you expected. If you look back, you will see many instances of this, where a person or a situation did not live up to what you had wanted, but that in retrospect you can see that the situation was acceptable and perhaps even preferable to your expectations. Day dreaming, hoping, and setting expectations are dangerous activities, in that they may color your perceptions of what does happen in an inappropriately negative way. Toda

Droppin' In To Say Hi!
Good Afternoon, everyone! It is horribly cold here in Columbia. The temp is only about 37, but the wind is gusting between 25-30 mph, so it feels 29. I DID NOT want to have to get out in this today, but unfortunately, I did. Somehow, when we left Indy, I took off with my cell charger, and my mother in laws cell charger, not Lee's. so, I had to get out and mail that back to her. The wind is blowing so hard here, that I found it very difficult to keep my car on the road, without getting blown all over, and I drive a big Caddy DeVille...which isn't a light car. lol You'd think I was drivin' a little Cooper or somthing...the way I was all over the road! lol I'm just really glad that I'm back home in the warm now! I just heard Moriah come in the door from school. I'm sure she's glad to be inside out of this stuff too. While I was out, I saw a few white spits of snow flying around. I don't think we're suppose to get any of that stuff, but it is rather cold, and there is snow

Dropping Like Flies
I've lost another friend today, a victim of their own selfishness. It's amazing how people can change... how quickly they can point the finger. Then the truth smacks them in the face, and away they go. Why do some people choose to play the "Me, Me, Me" card? Don't they know it's unbecoming? One sided arguments always sound so right, atleast until the other side comes into play. Then, we're all bastards for pointing that out, aren't we? That there's another side... another truth, that puts things in perspective... in reality. I've known this person for half my life, and now it seems I've known them half a life too long. As people, once feelings get hurt, all understanding jumps out the window. No one tries, and no one wants to. We just shut down and push away. We don't accept blame... we don't accept our failures... we look for the scapegoat. Because, when all is said and done... it just CAN'T be my own fault., can it? I'm so sick and tired of this mental

A Drop Of Wine
A drop Of wine is upon ones lips The sparkle of stars in ones eyes The breaking of ones heart & soul The unspoken words of dispear and anger I drink of wine uopn ones lips A drop of wine Cunfusion is the words and feelings that finally shows through.... when anger is brought forth Spilled wine upon the table Dripping to the floor I drink of the wine upon ones lips A drop of wine A drop of wine falling threw the air Falling from ones lips A drop of wine is upon ones lips A kiss to remove the wine Yet reason and understanding Along with hope and faith Wins out in the end For love. yes Love A drop of wine upon ones lips I drink of wine upon ones lips A drop of wine So, Touch Not my Glass But partake a drink from my lips Look into my eyes and seek the window of a soulmate Then bring toghter of ones heart and soul Speak the words of endless LOVE The spoken words of hope and joy A drop of wine upon ones lips I drink of wine upon ones lips

~* Drop The Damn Drama Already !!! *~
Ok people. Its me again and this time Im addressing the damn drama issue. Yes I posted a bulletin talking about Fornicates and everything that people were saying about her and her being called out as a cheater and losing her rank and points and all. I never said she wasnt a real person just that Cheaters Never Win!! I still stand beside that now too. I wont take back anything I said in the other bulletin but I will say this. I think its about time to let all the damn drama go and get on with life! Get over it.. move on and worry about the things in life that really damn matter! We have soldiers dying in another country for us and we are worried about someone that has cheated and lied to get to the top. Ya it pisses me off as much as it does the next person cause I have always done everything as honest as I could but im not gonna sit and dwell on it cause ya know something?? I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE and SHIT LIKE THIS!! So with all that said lets drop the drama

Dropspot Fun
(Originally posted on November 17, 2006)Today I posted my first entry at DropSpots.org. It's a site that takes the GPS Cache craze and transforms it where people without GPS devices can play.I left some buttons at my site. Anybody wanna go find them?tag: dropspot, fun, geocache-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Drop Spot Update
(Originally posted on December 8, 2006)Today I went to the drop spot I created and found somebody had left a Nerf rocket. I brought it back and found a note inside with an email address. I sent the person an email and wrote my email address on the note as well. I returned the rocket to the drop spot for others to find.(Fortunately, it still fit even with the other stuff I put in the hole.) :-)tag: drop spot, fun, geocaching-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Dropspot.com Update
(Originally posted on December 19, 2006)The site Dropspots.org is a fun thing to do. I left some pins from a DragonCon convention a while back that were found by a person who left their email address at the dropspot I made. (I also left my public email address there too.)I'm thinking about going back & leaving more of those buttons, but I left other stuff already.tag: dropspots, fun, geocaching-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Drop One!!!
Ok so I'm finally back after being gone a few months *lol* I finally changed my snapvine intro...wanna hear my voice?...drop a call in my voice comment box...if you have one leave me your short code and I'll drop a personal hello back your way!! No microphone needed lol Call 1(641)985-7878 and when prompted enter my shortcode: *808310 leave your message fill me in on what's shaking on your end and it goes to my page on here!! Hop to it!! *wink* Cheerz~*B*

Drop Of Water
Drip Drip your in my soul I feel it now and now I know a part of me as I gaze in your eyes we swam together in the river of life Drip Drip your in my mind I know it now, I feel you inside a breath of me as I feel your touch we melt together, I need you this much Drip Drip your in my blood I want it now, you feel like a flood a bead of sweat as I feel you close we are one as we each flow Drip Drip your in my soul what once was half is now whole Life's river could not part us forever I know you now you are my "Drop of water."

Drop Out
If you try to live your life, someone always gets in your way. Truing you all sorts of lies, never let you have your say. I don`t love their modern world, prisoner of their technology. It`s already wasetd too much of my time and left me- used and abused for so long, when i`ve done nothing wrong, objected to serve the state, rejected for my refusal to hate - one i trusted authority, listened in all innocence. Seeing how life really is, i knew it didn`t make sense. Twist your mind with school, to accept what they call truth. This screwed society i`m stuck in has left me- Feed you a thousand words like liberty and democracy. Their meaning has been lost through all the hypocrisy. Our leaders say so much shit, why won`t they let me be. I don`t love their modern world it`s left me – Why is everyone so uptight? Years of learning to act right. To play the game like a fool, to live your life by established rules. Someone decides if your successful, someone decides if your happy. Don`t play some

Droppin Ya Post
Wanna say thanks to all my friends, fans and family out there! However, as you well know, its hard to keep up. Unfortunately, I will HAVE TO DROP some of ya out there. Since I've become VIC I had bestowed some 11's out there and well...nothing back. NOTHING. So the ones who are not responding...GOODBYE. I hate to do that, but if you are busy on here and I hear nothing and you keep adding pics and stash and I rate and you don't even say hello, well, what can I say....good luck to ya.

Dropping Ya
starting tomorrow (because I'm to fuckin tired tonight) I'm going to start dropping people that misrepresent themselves. I'm getting sick and tired of adding, fanning and rating people that have a picture of someone else as their avatar. If you;'re not comfortable in your own skin I don't want to waste my time on you. ;You may call me shallow for this.. well I say FU, look at my friends I have all shapes, sizes, genders. If your REAL I'll like ya. FU, have a great and safe holiday, Baldie P.S. if there's typo's FU I'm tired.

Drop Your Shorts
at some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKE" shorts SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least 13. Thongs and Depends

Drop By And Show Some Lovin To The One And Only Dj Kare In The Extreme X
COME ONE, COME ALL, BRING A FRIEND...HELL, BRING EM ALL!! WHERE ELSE CAN U CUM AND GET THE BEST MUSIC IN FUBAR?? NO WHERE!!!!!!! ITS ALLL RIGHT HERE SO GET YER REQUEST IN AND LETS PLAY!!!!! THE BEST DJ'S ON FUBAR DJ KAREBEAR AKA (TEMPTRESS)DJ BRENNA AKA (LIL HOTTIE) DJ QUEENY AKA(THE ITALIAN QUEEN) DJ BUZZ AKA (THE BUZZ) ALL REQUEST ALL THE TIME EXTREME X IS THE BEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR AND HAS THE BEST MEMBERS AND DJ'S IF YOU ARE NOT HERE THEN YOU ARE MISSING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET YOUR'E ARSES IN HERE AND GIT YER PARTY ON!!!!!!!!

Drop In My Space And Check Out This Awesome Band Big Rain
Click on Big Rain's banner below i made for them they have done 21 concerts in shangi China, 3 songs they have recorded has hit one and two spots on the charts, nominated for cross over artist in 2006 music awards