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Courage
Courage The burst of cold air blew me off track, I couldn't keep going but I couldn't look back. I knew if I gave in, I'd regret it forever, I had to hold my head high and couldn't say never. Fear gripped my soul, and stalled me from going, But I looked through my troubles not one time slowing. In the end my hard work won't do me wrong, I just need to fit the pieces, put things where they belong. Some say I'm a hero, but I'm just doing what's right, Never let down, you'll eventually win your fight. By: Lucky to be Irish
Courage
With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.
Court Day!
after sitting in a court room to get the orders and letters, I stood before the judge (nice guy, good sense of humor ) and I had to answer 2 questions ~ did my father have a registered domestic partner ~ are there any predeceased children ... um both a big ass NO! then I was told I could pick up the papers after 1:30, Hubby left me and sissy to kill time in Visalia till then. First stop... IHOP! mmmm crepes. after forcing myself to eat the last bite (so full, but you don't waste crepes, after all, they make you seem better than you are) we decided to walk off the yummy richness of it all and headed to the mall. On the way we passed the Halloween store! They will be opening this friday. I love that place! it reminds me that my favorite time of year is right around the corner and they have cool stuff. Second arrival... the mall. after going in all the stores which we don't go in with kids. We hit Lane Bryant... I found the match to a blouse I own in black that is white. an
Courtyard
For some reason, many people have buildings with courtyards or atriums in their dreams. This may just be so much scenery, as we tend to like such things architecturally. Often times, these dreams reflect a desire to return to a more renewing or living place. The courtyard can also be a womb image. As such, it can represent you getting back to your life source. It may be a sense on your part of mother power coming into the situation that has brought you to the courtyard. In these cases, you may be looking at the courtyard as a place of nurture or interference.
Courtesy Of Our Red, White, & Blue / American Soldiers (we're Not Gonna Take It!)
Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue
American girls, and American guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recognize When we see old glory flying There's a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head My Daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother My sister and me To grow up and live happy In the land of the free Now, this nation that I love has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flyin in from somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly Through our big black eye Man, we lit up your world like the Fourth of July Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty started shakin her fist And the eagle will fly And there's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom start ringin her bell And it'll feel like the whole wide world is rainin down on you Hey, brought to you courtesy Of the red, white, and blu
Courtroom Laughter
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY:
Courtesy Where Has It Gone
OKAY, IT SEEMS THAT EVERYONE WHO HAS COMMENTED MY MUMS IS A SMART A BEHIND. No one just votes and makes intelligent comments after voting. If You have nothing better to do than to insult other people and belittle them just because you feel like being rude it would be best to say nothing. It's not joking when you are rude on purpose and You will not get very far in life being extremely crass, and sarcastic. Whatever happened to people having manners, being courteous, of character, integrity and class....whether at home,at work or online? I don't believe I have offended or disrespected anyone I know online or off-line intentionally. However, If I have I apologize. I just ask for one simple act Please be respectful of me and I will be respectful of YOU. "TO GET RESPECT YOU MUST GIVE RESPECT" -??? THANKS FOR LISTENING CHARLIE
Courtney Love: Mono..just Because...
Court
So anyways I go into court this morning and lucky me, I am the first person they call up. Now it was a small court, about 6 other people in there, and you still have the sense they are staring at the back of your head lol. So the judge reminds me what I did and asks for a plea.. well yeah I obviously did it and there was no way of getting out of it, so I took the guilty plea and tried to get on my way. Then he finds humor in the fact that I am here at court, pleading guilty, and I have no way of paying them anything at all today. I am thinking you know, I don't wanna be here in the first place, and then you mock me for not having the cash right away. But hey.. after it was all done I am glad I didn't get popped with an SR-22 or anything. So remember kids.. keep those insurance cards on you or in you car with you at all times.. BAH!
Court 9/17 /2007
So ... I had the thrill today of seeing my ex hubby ~ Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , resisting the urge to slap his face. Took as much resistace as I could muster and a quick peak at the police officer standing in the corner. Giggles!!! Our case has been continued for a month ... ???? WTF. So there you have it . Thanks for the continued prayers for Taylor and I. Luvs ya all.. Huggles Laura and Taylor
Court...the Final Chapter
Well it is now ALL over and done with. i could have put up a bigger fight and perhaps gained both along with reclaiming my name, but I'm just relieved to have it done and over with. I have realized that sometimes her disrespect knows no bounds. She brought her mother into court today with her one of the top 3 reasons we ARE divorced!!!?? Well if figure if ya have to go into divorce court you might as well bring a pro (mommy-in-law-dearest is on 5 now). Seriously though...I felt that was a real smack in the face to bring that shrub into court. He mother was ALWAYS an issue in our lives and she refused to take a stand for the marriage. When I sat and joked of how it would be nice if my wife brought another woman into the marriage that was SOOOO not what I had in mind at all. (Come on!!! Laugh you bastards...that was funny as hell!!!). I could have fought it, but I got what I wanted, joint custody of the boys. Now I can look to the future and close this chapter of my life and begin a ne
Courage
Courage is not only gifted to the few brave ones, It is something that lies within you, Where you can draw upon its strength and power, In times of crisis, fears and decisions. Courage is not something mysterious or unattainable, It is something that you can exercise in your daily life choices, You can let it bring to you untraveled paths, And make you more conscious and aware of your life. Courage does not have to roar to be heard, It does not mean being totally fearless and being invincible, It could mean taking actions, taking risks, taking a stand, Standing up for yourself, standing by your choices, And sticking to your dreams when others jeered. Courage could be the will to live in spite of the struggles, In spite of your fears and phobias, in spite of what others said, In spite of criticisms and disapproval, in spite of mistakes and failures, In spite of everything that stands between you and your dreams. Courage could mean trying over and over again whe
Court Trial
And its only just beginning....day one of utter exhausting tesimonies(yes freaks i said testies) day two commences tomorrow @ 1:30pm so please keep sending up those prayers and positive thoughts! if its not over tomorrow we get to continue with the emotionally heart wrenching festivities october 30th...fun fun...i dont know what i can say about anything...if ya'll wanna chat about it give me a shout...till then i will be in a mental chaotic slumber filled with purple elephants and rainbows made of skittles candy goodness....so taste the rainbow if u dare. Take care all and i will keep you up to date and hopefully not up too late...so stay tuned kiddos same bat channel....
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue - Toby Keith
Court...
welll..... i'm back from court..... it sukt..... i'm putting a hit out... errr....uhhh.... i mean wish it went better..... leaving town tomorrow when i get my check....
Courtesy Flush Mother Fucker
Bathroom Etiquette Ok, I’m gonna be honest and say yes… my shit probably does stink. We all do it. We all shit. It’s all stinky. It’s all the same. If this is the case, why is it when I go to a public restroom that I literally fucking gag at the smell at someone else’s shit? It’s disgusting. And the problem is is if I’m gagging I wanna throw up which means that I’m stuck in that fucking stinky shit smelling bathroom longer. Two words people: Courtesy Flush. That’s right. Courtesy Flush mother fucker. If you don’t know what that is prepare to be schooled. A Courtesy Flush is flushing the fucking toilet like no tomorrow when your taking a shit. Flush that stinky shit down the toilet so that the perfume of your fucking lunch doesn’t stank up the entire fucking room and so that normal people like me, who’s shit isn’t that fucking stinky, can actually go to the bathroom and not gag back barf. You stinky mother fuckers. While we’re on the subject…what is up with people dr
Court Case
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
Courtesy To Our Fallen
This really goes out to those in the military, who used to serve our country, been on a military installation, or anywhere where the flag of our great nation is raised and lowered on a daily basis. One question: Have ever ran inside a building, not stopped you vehicle, or just stopped and placed your hand over your heart, taken your hat off, or given a salute when the American flag was risen or lowered?? If you have, than shame on you. You are a disgrace as an American, if you can even call yourself one. Many of our nations finest sons, daughters, husbands, wives, grandchildren, and loved ones have payed the ultimate sacrifice to you, to our families, to our friends, and as well to me, to ensure that that flag is risen and lowered everday in freedom, in love, and in happiness. When you do not pay proper respect, you insult everyone who has died, puts their lives in harms way, and to the families of those who have made those sacrifices. If you are in the military and have
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Courage???
I heared its a courage to admit ure wrong and u done things wrong.. Right it is...and especially when u hearing things u dont know if u should freak out or laugh about it.. Showing respect and having courage that is what everybody needs to have...and especially when u fuck up so bad...I think everybody does play games once every while..but u need to be an adult and take care of it...face it and make sure it wont happen again. The blog belongs to somebody and i am pretty sure he knows about who i am talking... we will see where u re courage is lol...
The Courage To Live
All the pressures of life, You want to curl up inside, but when life gets scary, you can't run off and hide, you've got to stand strong, do what you know is right, it doesn't matter if you lose, if you had the strength to fight, sometimes it gets hard, and there's nothing left to give, it's times like that, you need the courage to live, hold on to your hope, remember you're not alone, others before you, made it through the unknown, and if you go down, go down with your pride, then always and forever, I'll stand by your side
Courageous
I have been sitting here thinking of all the things i had done to help out withthe wars we been in..most were when iwasnt even born or was born during one.....i grew up in the 50's and 60's which was the Korean action and Viet Nam era..during the VN war....(so it was called) i had tried to get into the service to serve my country, i had the courage to defy the rules that i was an only son in the family and could not go unless drafted, i told my folks about this that i couldnt get a job on the outside because welll jobs in them days were very scvarce...u needed some kind of experience or coillege education...so navy is where iwanted to go. I look back at this...and ponder should i have tried harder or be happy where iam now...and i think..iam happy....i believe our men and women who are serving now in Iraq are heroes...i was called a hero cuz..i tried to serve my country, and am doin that now supporting our men and woen overseas.
Court Systems And There Double Standards
how many time can the court ly and do double standard two family same situation but he put to different rules on them.
The Courtly Rituals Of Love
Eleanor of Aquitaine was many things, including Queen of France and England. She was also a patron of the arts, and during her reign as Duchess of Aquitaine, the troubadour’s art flourished. She came by her love of music and poetry almost as much by heredity as by inclination. Her grandfather, Guillaume IX of Aquitaine (1071-1127) is the earliest troubadour whose works have been preserved. Troubadours (Provencal: trobar, "to find" or "to invent") wrote lyric poems and music. The lyrics were written in the vernacular rather than in Latin, the literary language of the Middle Ages. Native to southern France, the troubadours wrote of chivalric love, setting down the code of behavior to be followed by aristocratic lovers. Courtly love had rules stemming originally from the Ars Amatoria (The Art of Loving) by the Roman poet Ovid. Lovers pledged themselves to each other and consummated their passion, maintaining complete secrecy. Since most marriages among the nobility were in the form
Courageous Soul
tempest of the soul your winds fury, but i am Captain Courageous
Courtesy Of Cam
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: In the mornings I eat coffee and donuts. Daily. I balance this out by eating ridiculous health foods for dinner, like tofu and spinach wraps. 2: I struggle to find peace with the status quo, no matter how great things are at any given point. 3: I spent my entire 'middle school' years of life in a residential treatment program. Basically--something between boot camp and a mental institution and Outward Bound. 4: I am addicted to sushi. 5: I work in a musical instrument store, yet I'm barely learning to play guitar. I consider it a blessing, yet I feel like every day at the job could be my last due to my lack of knowledge.
Course 1
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow
Court
These have been around, but funny! Wayne > These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are > things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who > had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lay there. > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: In what way does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: Can you give us an example of something you forgot? > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that > morning? > WITNESS: 'Cathy, where am I?' > ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you? > WITNESS: My name is Susan. > __________________________ > ATTORNE
Courage
In our lives we hear or see many instances of courage. Below is a poingnant story of a young lady Carla Fleischmann Carly Fleischmann has severe autism and is unable to speak a word. But thanks to years of expensive and intensive therapy, this 13-year-old has made a remarkable breakthrough. Two years ago, working with pictures and symbols on a computer keyboard, she started typing and spelling out words. The computer became her voice. Carly writes about her frustrations with her siblings, how she understands their jokes and asks when can she go on a date. Therapists say the key lesson from Carly's story is for families to never give up and to be ever creative in helping children with autism find their voice. There are so many like Carla... some who have made it some who never will. Help them by understanding them!
Courtney Love: Be A Man
Courage
Courage is a strange beast. It is something we all have but sometimes do not relise we use. Most people think courage is when you put your life on the line. However they fail to relise while this is courage that there are other forms more profound because it lies within our own hearts and minds, and it is a courage only we would see. The courage i am talking of is hardest on individuals. The courage i talk about is the courage it takes for you to break free from your norm. This is a courage that never gets seen. The courage to wait when you should just to see a outcome. The courage to take a chance when chances are not your usual cup of tea. The courage to trust in a feeling beyond what your mind says. We all have our lives at some point settle into a routine we love and enjoy. A routine that brings little or not stress, but when we break free from that norm we find that we must dig deep and grab our own inner courage. The courage that leads us into the unknown, the courage
Court
I just came back from the court for my speeding ticket (grrrr, 90 day supervision blows, now I have to drive like an old man). I swear, most of those idiots must have Fubar accounts. I just remembered why I am so claustrophobic, esp when a nasty pedophile looking asshole had to sit right next to me, despite a whole empty row next to him. There was also a very Fubar looking chick that looked like she just fell off a pole. Yuckkk, my senses feel violated.
Courage To Heal
I need to find the courage to heal I've been through so much I have over come so much I need peace of mind I need to find the courage to heal Please point me in the right direction wait I need to do that I'm trying to find the courage to heal Please be there for me because finding the courage to heal is so difficult Help me through this for I can find the courage to heal Alls I ask for is a friend Someone to hold me when I need it Someone to talk to when I need to talk Someones shoulder to cry on when I need to cry Someone to laugh with when I need to laugh Please help me through this for I am on my way to finding the courage to Heal
Courage Quotes
Courage is reckoned the greatest of all virtues; because, unless a man has that virtue, he has no security for preserving any other. ~Samuel Johnson (Thanks, Frank Lynch) Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow. ~Mary Anne Radmacher It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. ~Mark Twain People are made of flesh and blood and a miracle fibre called courage. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Sometimes even to live is an act of c
Courtyard
For some reason, many people have buildings with courtyards or atriums in their dreams. This may just be so much scenery, as we tend to like such things architecturally. Often times, these dreams reflect a desire to return to a more renewing or living place. The courtyard can also be a womb image. As such, it can represent you getting back to your life source. It may be a sense on your part of mother power coming into the situation that has brought you to the courtyard. In these cases, you may be looking at the courtyard as a place of nurture or interference.
Court Cards
Your Astrological Court Card Queen of Swords Astrological Sign: Aquarius Element: Air Personality: idealistic, charitable, determined, influential, compassionate, friendly but sometimes impersonal Most suitable vocations: eco-warrior, new age teacher, healer, psychologist, painter, writer Most suitable lover or partner: King of Wands – Aries, Leo and Sagittarius Your Personality Court Card Queen of Cups Element: Water Personality: sensitive, reflective, warm, vulnerable, loving, romantic, imaginative, talkative Most suitable vocations: institution work, self-help organizations, poet, dancer, make-up artist, anything to do with illusion. Most suitable lover or partner: King of Pentacles – Capricorn, Virgo, and Taurus
Court Order
COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijackin my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY?!?! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!! YOUR FRENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING..........." ""
Courage To Move On!!
They had been together for many a year, Now all she can feel is fear. She gave all that she could give, It just wasn't the way he wanted to live. He left without a backward glance, Not even giving their love a chance. She often wonders what she could have done, To keep him from going on the run. Now she is living all alone, With nothing she can call her own. She can barely make herself eat, Wondering if her life will again be complete. This woman is now moving along, Building her courage, and becoming strong. Time will heal her broken pride, Toward the sunrise her heart will glide.
Court Today
Hello all, I had court today, wish I could say it went great, but, it also could have went worse. They were trying to give me 100 days in jail and $1000.00 fine, but my public defender finally showed up and was able to get the fine reduced to $700 and 86 days in jail, the district attorney knocked off 1 day for each of my broken bones....I will have a revoked license for 18 months, then after I get it back I will have to have the ignition breathalizer machine in a car for a year. I have to also goto an Alchohol assesment class which is $240.00, victim impact panel, and no chance of an occupational license at all. Total court fines are $1,335, plus the $240 for the assesment, and will have to take a 6 week course through MATC but dont know how much that will be as of yet. The good news is, they do have a deffered payment plan in which I can make monthly payments, I have to fill out the paper work and send it in, as well as I "should" be able to get house/work arrest, however, whe
Court Overturns Father's Grounding Of 12-year-old
Wed Jun 18, 2:08 PM ET OTTAWA (AFP) - A Canadian court has lifted a 12-year-old girl's grounding, overturning her father's punishment for disobeying his orders to stay off the Internet, his lawyer said Wednesday. The girl had taken her father to Quebec Superior Court after he refused to allow her to go on a school trip for chatting on websites he tried to block, and then posting "inappropriate" pictures of herself online using a friend's computer. The father's lawyer Kim Beaudoin said the disciplinary measures were for the girl's "own protection" and is appealing the ruling. "She's a child," Beaudoin told AFP. "At her age, children test their limits and it's up to their parents to set boundaries." "I started an appeal of the decision today to reestablish parental authority, and to ensure that this case doesn't set a precedent," she said. Otherwise, said Beaudoin, "parents are going to be walking on egg shells from now on." "I think most children respect their p
Court Order
COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD????? GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... ;o) Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOUR FRIENDS ARE AWESOME AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING!!!
Courage Is
Take all my vicious words And turn them into something good Take all my preconceptions And let the truth be understood Take all my prized possessions Leave only what I need Take all my pieces of doubt And let me be what's underneath Courage is when you're afraid, But you keep on moving anyway Courage is when you're in pain, But you keep on living anyway We all have excuses why Living in fear something in us dies Like a bird with broken wings It's not how high he flies, But the song he sings Courage is when you're afraid, But you keep on moving anyway Courage is when you're in pain, But you keep on living anyway It's not how many times you've been knocked down It's how many times you get back up Courage is when you've lost your way, But you find your strength anyway Courage is when you're afraid Courage is when it all seems grey Courage is when you make a change, And you keep on living anyway You keep on moving anyway You keep on giving anyway You keep on
Court ,,soccer And Clingy Chicks :p
so this week is definately goin down in the books as 1 week of weird shit..... so..... soccer games are doing good and this chic i went out with a few times became like a 3rd testicle (believe me 2 is enough). so..... this chic was so nuts....she wouldnt get out of my car cuz she wanted me to stay with her.... the funny thing was....was that when i pulled up 2 her house to drop her off....she wouldnt get out...so...me being me...i told her "im driving to my house...and when i get there...u can walk ur ass home"! so i started the car....drove to my house 17 blocks away...(6am). got her outa my car...locked it up...and went 2 bed. (she walked home) AND WOULD U BELIEVE!!!!....she texts me later that day and asked if i was angry with her.....and continued to call me every 10 minutes for the next 24 hours.... FINALLY!!! the calls have stopped and i can continue on my life....lmao but there is soccer today...and th@s gonna be fun.... as far as court goes....take
Courage! Watch This Woman Speak Truth!!
Court Date
After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor.' He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.' The prosecutor rose and said, 'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this woman belongs in hell.' He proceeded t
Court Room Evacuated In F4j Protest
BRINGING ATTENTION TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE GOVERNMENT IS SPENDING YOUR MONEY TO SPLIT UP FAMILIES AND STOP EQUAL PARENTAL RIGHTS. Yes this is in England, BUT WE HAVE THIS (not for profit) Organization here in the US to help YOU TOOCREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023
Courtesy Of Pitbull
Meet Clint Byrd. Phone; 8642334803 Address; 501 McCracy St. Greenville, SC 29609 He will sex up your kids and rape your wives. Then do you in the ass. GOD HATES BASTIDS. And im pretty sure that qualifies him as a bastid. =]
Courtsey Of Fetishist
fetishist "sanchristobal76" *the rubber pants dude and plastic man*@ fubar
Court
I had to go to court today to be a witness for the city. I saw a guy take a bunch of stuff out of the store I was in go out side and then come back in and try to retun it for money. This whole thing is on video. When store security tells him that they have him on video stealing the stuff and so not only does he not get any money but to never come back to the store the guy gets mad and acts offended yelling out F bombs like it is going out of style. When store security tells him to leave he threatens to stab the security officer. So we go to court and he gets a deal they drop the second count the count were he said he would stap someone and he pleads no contest to the theft count. This is is sentence. 365 days in jail of which 355 days are suspended and of which the other 10 days will be on a work crew. he also gets 2 days off of that for time served. He also got a 5,000 dollor fine of which 5,000 doolers was suspended. Love the court system ( YA RIGHT )
Courage
To move forward from the last one sent to you, the Jeffrey Brantley & Wendy Millstine book used indicates regarding COURAGE the following: Too often a difficult or challenging work situation evokes feelings or fear or self-doubt. Such feelings can derail or impair your ability to work effectively. Real courage acknowledges fear, includes it, and acts effectively anyway. When you feel yourself becoming derailed by fear or doubt, try the following practice: 1. Breathe or listen mindfully for about a minute. 2. Set your intention. For example, “May this practice give me strength and courage.” 3. Make room for any upset you feel. Name it. Allow it. Breathe mindfully with it. 4. Imagine that your body – outer and inner – is vast and steady, like a mountain. 5. The mountain withstands storms, fires, everything. Your upset is only a passing storm to the mountain. 6. If you like, repeat a word like “courage” or “steady” or “unshakable” quietly to yourself.
Courts/jail
yup,the fool i am...i managed 2 get into some deep shit....just got out of jail on bond,barely with the 9,875 bail set.i only paid ten percent..funny thing i got all these charges that i did not know i got.. most defenitely the last time i get real crazy at house party...yup i got evicted too,but i got a new place im moving in at the moment,yea i had to set my cpu up first... As if shit can't get any worse,i think that my lady is plotting to leave,just a suspicion...shit,[like the worst week of my life!!]
Court: Wrestler Who Dropped Medal Was Right
It turns out that the Greco-Roman wrestler who was stripped of his bronze medal for dropping it in disgust on the mat had reason for being angry, according to the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Ara Abrahamian of Sweden complained to CAS that a penalty in the second round of his 84-kilogram bout on Aug. 14 against Italian Andrea Minguzzi wasn’t assessed until after the round ended. Once factored in, Abrahamian automatically lost the match. Minguzzi went on to win the gold medal. Abrahamian’s coach was then denied a request for a video review, then the wrestling federation—the International Federation of Associated Wrestling Styles, or FILA—refused to consider a protest. The 28-year-old Abrahamian had to be restrained from going after matside officials following his loss to Minguzzi. He stormed away from the area where interviews are conducted and slammed a door to the dressing rooms. After he was given his bronze during the medals ceremony, Abrahamian walked off the podium, went ov
Courtyard
a courtyard filled with statues all different shapes and sizes you can look but not touch no bodies watching you rules were made to be broken gazing around the yard all alone finding company only in the gazes that the statues warmly return you. a cold wind blows and you remember you've been left alone no cameras, no eyes no rules, no lies their gaze's so warm their presence undeniable their feelings unshown their thoughts unknown lonesomness alone chilled wind cold voices in the night whispering breezes mimeing shadows and statues alike leave you alone all alone with but your fright.
~ Courage To Seek Help Spell ~
We all suffer from feeling sad, and while we can boost ourselves through short down-periods, persistent depression needs medical treatment and emotional support. When you’re so sad you know you’re going to need help, give yourself the boost you need to ask. Take a bath scented with mints, and have a cinnamon incense or cinnamon-scented candle burning while you take the bath. Inhale it, and allow yourself to feel its energizing quality. After you’ve gotten out and dried off, don some red clothing; a red shirt will do just fine. It’s important you be comfortable and feel you look good. Add a fresh energizing cologne. Look at yourself in the mirror, and see yourself as healthy, and a normal person reaching out with a normal need. Then pick up the phone and call a friend or a medical facility and ask for help.
Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue - Toby Keith
American Girls and American Guys We’ll always stand up and salute We’ll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There’s a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head My daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard Until the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me To grow up and live happy In the land of the free. Now this nation that I love Has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in From somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly Through our big black eye Man, we lit up your world Like the 4th of July Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin’ her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it’s gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin’ her bell [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] And it feels like the whole wide world
Court Order
COURTORDER!!!You're accused of crawling in my heart---hijacking my smile with cutiness. HOW DU YOU PLEAD "GUILTY" you are sentenced. to be my best friend for life NO BAIL!!! Pleased sent to 10 of your friends including me!!! Get 10 back!!! your friendships truely is worth keeping.
Courtesy Opens All Doors
Your Daily Motivation – Courtesy Opens All Doors Wednesday, November 19, 2008 COURTESY OPENS ALL DOORS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no investment you'll ever make that will pay you so well as the effort to scatter sunshine and good cheer where ever you are. The deepest principal in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. If you treat someone as if they were what they ought to be and could be, they will become what they ought to be and could be. Everyone thrives on being appreciated, loved and needed. There is no stimulus like that which comes from the consciousness of knowing that others believe in you. Applaud others when they run. Console them when they fail. And cheer them when they recover. As water is to a flower, so is praise to the heart of another Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch Video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marriage status? A. Fair. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what
Courage
I'm gonna throw a few of these in here. They're little pieces of my favorite book. It's called the Book of Qualities by J. Ruth Gendler. Had this book for a long time and it's just one of those things I can pick up any time at all and see something totally differently than I did before..... Courage Courage has roots. She sleeps on a futon on the floor and lives close to the ground. Courage looks you straight in the eye. She is not impressed with powertrippers, and she knows first aid. Courage is not afraid to weep, and she is not afraid to pray, even when she is not sure who she is praying to. When Courage walks, it is clear she has made the journey from loneliness to solitude. The people who told me she is stern were not lying, they just forgot to mention that she is kind.
*courtesy Laugh*
I should learn to listen to myself. To take heed when I have a premonition. And I did have one. That funny little feeling I had... it was right. I was right. That's what I get. When will I learn to trust myself?? Now would be a great starting point. -REL
Course Of Empire/infested
Courtney
No, no, no you may not have a drink, Will you please be quiet, I can’t even think. No, no, no put him down, You two are fighting every time I turn around. No, no, no now quit asking for more candy, One piece will do you just fine and dandy. Yes, yes, yes your daddy will be home soon to play with you, I know you miss him I do too. Yes, yes, yes you can help me with the dishes, Yes honey water is also for the fishes. Yes, yes, yes you’re my angel no matter what you do, No, no, no I could never stop loving you.
Courage
Courage It takes courage to push yourself to places that you’ve never been before, to test your limits, to break through barriers. And the day comes when the risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful than the risk it takes to bloom. Anon Nin
Court Order
COURT ORDER YOU ARE ACCUSED OF CRAWLING MY HEART AND HIJACKING MY SMILE,LOVE, AND MY SOUL WITH YOUR CUTENESS AND SWEETEST HOW DID YOU PLEAD GUILTY !!!! YOU SENTENCED TO MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE NO BAIL !!!! PLEASE SENT TO 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME TO SEE IF YOU ARE LOVED
The Courtroom
The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time
Courage - Sarah Polley
Courage Watch the band through a bunch of dancers Quickly, follow the unknown With something more familiar Quickly, something familiar. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter. Sleepwalk, so fast asleep In a motel that has the lay of home And piss on all of your background And piss on all your surroundings. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, couldn't come at a worse time. There's no simple explanation For anything important any of us do And yea the human tragedy Consists in the necessity Of living with the consequences Under pressure, under pressure. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, couldn't come at a worse time.
Court Today.
Well now I can talk about it more to everyone. My hubby got in a car accident last month, hes ok but it was all a sceme cause the original driver of the other vehicle ran the scene and a van full of mexicans took over the other vehicle, the original driver was also mexicans. Total damage done to our vehicle is well over 6 grand and the other vehicle was totaled. The other vehicle at the time of the accident had no bumper, the brakes were not working whats so ever, the right passenger brake was bungee strapped to the rear spoiler and the license plate was zip tied to the bungee cord. It apparently had been in a previous rear end accident prior. Went to court today and the other driver who wasn't the original driver to begin with showed up but could not answer the judge so they threw it out of court. We also may get to pick up our vehicle tomorrow, we found that out today from Ford. The original ticket was for $237, we did not have to pay a thing. We only have to pay the deductible to ge
Courage
" courage is not the absence of fear or dispair but the strength to conquer them "
Court
i was so worred they going to take my dauther away but the court is pleaese that she going to school and her grades are up but she still refuseing to have a tuter to help her with her work the court told her she has to have the tuter to rase her math but she happy they tock a way the rise and shine person ( they are the person comein your home and help you to wake up the your son/dauther ) see my dauther dont want to go to school she used to skip school all the time makeing me think she is in school will the school called cps and the school tock me to court saying i netgled my dauther but i did not i send her to school but thinking she in school the court told her she better go to school or she will be place to a dentetion home so she realize there not jokeing she was so scared they will do that to her . will she still need provemnet and i am glad she is to going to school
Courage....what Some People Have To Say About It: Please Rate And Add...for Posterity's Sake...ty
AUTHOR: C S Lewis QUOTATION: Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. ATTRIBUTION: Recalled on his death 22 Nov 63 QUOTATION: “Courage!” he said, and pointed toward the land, “This mounting wave will roll us shoreward soon.” In the afternoon they came unto a land In which it seemed always afternoon. ATTRIBUTION: Alfred Tennyson (1809–1892), British poet. The Lotus-Eaters (l. 1–4). . QUOTATION: Courage is a mean with regard to fear and confidence. ATTRIBUTION: Aristotle (384–323 B.C.), Greek philosopher. Nicomachean Ethics 3.6; 1115a6-7, trans. by Ross-Urmson, The Complete Works of Aristotle, ed. Jonathan Barnes, Princeton, Princeton University Press (1985). QUOTATION: Courage, of all national qualities, is the most precarious; because it is exerted only at intervals, and by a few in every nation; whereas industry, knowledge, civility, may be of constant and universal use, and for several ages, may become habit
Courtesy & Gotchas Of Handling Fugifts
When you receive indication that you have received a fuGift, which costs the sender fuBucks -- some quite expensive, you can do 3 things about it: 1. ignore the whole thing 2. return the favor 3. besides #2, have it displayed in you profile list of fuGifts. I have never done #1. I always do at least #2, although perhaps cannot afford as expensive fuGift as was given. I ALWAYS have the FIRST fuGift from a person displayed in fuGifts list, i.e. #3. In subsequent fuGifts from same person, if it does not fit my lifestyle ( mostly I drink little alcohol -- just wine-coolers occassionally ), then I suggest they either don't spend the money or don't expect to see it displayed. These alcoholic fuGifts increase your "BUZZ', but they are not important enough to me to override my wish to avoid indicating that I am not much of a drinker of such. Perhaps wine at most, which is similar to wine-cooler. However, if first fuGift is ANY drink, I accept & leave displayed-- I don't want
Court
Courting Cambria
Autumn eyes stare out at me, Silky locks of burnished brown, Poise, elegance and aristocracy, Statuesque, splendor, and magnificence, All words pale, All words fail, To bind the beautiful Cambria Beauty be not lonely, Virtue is her friend, Gentle, sweet, with wits abound, Her voice so sweet, has songbird sound, Yet the Lexicon pales, The language fails, To bespeak beguiling Cambria. I'd cross not mountains for her, I'd move them one by one. I'd walk not burning sands, Instead I'd seed her lands. Her world would fill with statues, And gardens at her feet. These things I say would happen, Each time we came to meet. She makes a man become a man, Makes him strive for more. She makes him wish for worthiness, Remake his very core. Thus I pay my homage, Poetic tribute not mere prose. I give to her this piece of me, And not some dying rose.
Courage
Many think that “courage” is what Webster’s Dictionary says. However, “courage” is not found in a congregation it is found only at a certain time and place by the individual whom at that certain time, both finds the “courage” and uses it in places it was designed for by that individual. True Courage is painful and has no allies, for “courage” can neither be seen nor felt but by the individual. For the individual knows that life is neither good nor evil at the time and place of discovering “courage” and only knows it is life. Life is not good nor is it evil; life is a place a place in which we dwell in order to find our own individual “courage” and place in life.
Courage...
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight for a new loveliness of his own making, and it's a tragedy. A lot of people don't have the courage to do it....DO YOU????
Courage
Courage is not about how well a man fights in battle. Courage is being able to walk away from a battle knowing you may be called a coward.
Courage?
it turns out that even when you try to move forwards and away from the direction in which your life is going it is not so easy to do so In my case it is partly due to the valeu given to humanity, human emotions, and feelings Most importantly it is due to the sense of resposability or rather the burden of the same Since for me it is not so easy to walk away from what I am responsable for things that in fact I have made my responsability things I have taken on the burden of well I have lost my train of though after being interupted mid-sentence but that is not important or is it I supose it depnds on who you were to ask If there was a point to anything I have said is that I hope you have courage courage to change your life if and when you see your life going in a direction you did not want it to go I hope you have the courage to change the course of your life
Court Apponted B.s...
As some of you know, today was court day... again.. and that today was special. Today I had a sudden support court day AND custody court day. Same woman, same place. Luckily, when I arrived, they had blended to two sessions together as one....   BUT... no ex was there.. again...   This would be the third time she didn't show or call. So what did the court do? They did cancel any further proceedings involving custody but adjourned the support for a later date...What.. the.. hell? This is the second of the support court dates she's missed..   Now, here's the good stuff.. The paperwork I had gotten, for court, had this within it's words.. My ex claimed she was living off of her boyfriend's unemployment check....and she "couldn't find work".. Part of why we were in court today, they want to toss her in jail. Supposedly, anyway (why extend it then?).. Now, for the past several months, her and her man have been working at a carnival.. it's been her excuse for not seeing the kids, and a
Court Today
well i went to court today and lost all rights to my daughter this fucking sucks! now all i can do is sit here and cry! i dont wanna go to work but i know i need to i just wanna drink myself to death!
Court
ok so i went to court and found out that they still don't no whats going to go onstill no word of the suppose victim so my next court date is oct 6 but i don't have to go only my lawyer however i do have to go on the 16 my lawyer said this if they don't have any word from the victim then they are going to dismiss the case and i wont have a felony on my record  and if they do not dismiss it then my lawyer is going to try and see about getting a class 6 witch is misconduct witch means ill get probation  if not ill be doing 5 years of prison time so not looking forward to that
Courtney Devine Spreading Pink
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Courtyard
Courtyard   For some reason, many people have buildings with courtyards or atriums in their dreams. This may just be so much scenery, as we tend to like such things architecturally. Often times, these dreams reflect a desire to return to a more renewing or living place. The courtyard can also be a womb image. As such, it can represent you getting back to your life source. It may be a sense on your part of mother power coming into the situation that has brought you to the courtyard. In these cases, you may be looking at the courtyard as a place of nurture or interference.
Court Conversations
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down andnow published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calmwhile these exchanges wereactually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in hissleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually
Court Appearance
Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady:I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,   when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney:Did you know him?Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney:
Courting Women When You Are In Your Mid 30s. Chapter One - The Crazy Train
Let me start off by saying that I do not consider myself to be an authority on this subject. Anyone who says that they are is probably selling something. When it comes to picking up women, I'm about as smooth as 30 grit sandpaper. I am, however, a very astute observer. This post is meant to entertain my friends that are currently in a relationship and are seeking to live vicariously through the lives of those NOT in a relationship. I've been on both sides of that velvet rope, and know that it is the story of a single person that tends to be the most interesting because it has the most potential to contain the words: midgets, honey, twins, riding crop, and Twister. These observations are based on real events in my own life, and like my life, it is not meant to be taken seriously.THE CRAZY TRAIN (Ages 21-25)If you are in your mid 30s and you have your sights set on The Crazy Train, then your judgement is impaired. You have probably just gotten out of a long relationship where you weren't
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?A. Borofkin.Q. What's his first name?A. I can't remember.Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember hisfirst name?A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chairand pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them yourfirst name!Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami?A. No.Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.Q. What is your name?A. Ernestine McDowell.Q. And what is your marriage status?A. Fair.Q. Are you married?A. No, I'm divorced.Q. And what did you husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things I didn't know about.Q. And
Courting Women When You Are In Your Mid 30s. Chapter Two - The Shark
The Shark (Ages 26 - 33)When The Crazy Train has experimented with her powers and becomes comfortable with using them, it's not long before she becomes The Shark. The Shark is fully aware of what she is capable of and has now decided to put those powers to use. Sharks don't need a man in their life. In some cases, Sharks view men as "The Monkeys that procure things." Sharks arefocused. They have set a goal for themselves and are working inexorably towards that goal like a perky breasted juggernaut. In order to land The Shark, you need to be empathetic, understanding, supportive, giving, attentive, and have integrity. Many of you can stop reading right here, and go on to the next chapter because all of these attributes are unknown to you, and you had to Google them before you read this sentence. Many sharks will say that they are simply too busy to have anyone in their life right now. This is simply bullshit. She wants to find someone as much as anyone else, but there are no men that fi
Courage
“Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.."
[courage Wolf Quotes I Didn't Want To Forget- And Update]
"God is deadreplace him""If life is getting toughit means god is afraid of your progress""They want you to fail, because they don't want to be alone"I got a call from my brother he's read "Another Hero?" and "Thousand Year Snake".He like Alorid > can't say I blame him, he's technically better written.He was surprised when I mentioned that it was a plan for an ensemble low-fantasy group.In high fantasy that meansYou've got the:Meathead: GimliScout/woodsman: Aragorn/LegolassThief/screwup: Pippin/MaryBadass: Everyone over 3 feet tallWizard: GandalfBetrayer: That one guy...Sacrificial Christ figure: Gandalfplagued/cursed "chosen one": Frodo.The band/quest is a formula I'm not going to abandon in fantasy writing.Its just too fucking fun.Quests.Adventure...etc!So yeahthe original intent of that evilish possessed "mercenary" characterwasn't actually a lead-role.He's... having his humanity and persona eaten by Enkechel, and -spoiler alert-Enkechel wants to use him as a vessel to manifest fully
The Courage To Love
"It takes courage to love again when you've been hurt. It takes pain and strength again ... to pack it all away. Somewhere in all the pain somebody has to have the courage ... to be OK Pain gives me courage ... to love." - Vanessa in Madea's Family Reunion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgU6gq9jSPU
À Court D'été Respirant Pour L'été
La nicotine est une substance chimique active présente dans le tabac qui contribue à la réputation négative du tabac. Ce produit chimique, en cas d'abus (par le biais de fumer ou de mâcher) a des effets néfastes sur le corps humain et il se trouve aussi à être aussi addictif que les drogues illégales. Le ci-dessous sont quelques effets nocifs et addictifs de la nicotine sur les humains, plus tard suivie d'effets à court et long terme. Des effets néfastes: Le tabac endommage tous les organes du corps. Franklin Marshall t-shirt Elle affecte les poumons, le cœur, les reins, le système digestif, le foie, les yeux et de nombreux autres organes vitaux du corps. En outre, les personnes qui fument du tabac obtenir leur sens de l'odorat et le goût affaibli. Aussi «tabagisme passif» ou «tabagisme passif» nuit à des non-fumeurs. La fumée de tabac contient des produits chimiques nocifs. Lorsqu'il est inhalé par les non-fumeurs à proximité du fumeur, il provoque la toux, les expectorations e
Courtney Love Hat Eine Modelinie - Und Es Sieht So Aus.
Meine Damen und Herren, ohne weitere Umschweife, hier haben wir unseren ersten Blick auf Courtney Loves Modelinie! Frühe Fotos von der Linie, Never The Bride, kam über der Liebe Twitter, wo sie geschrieben Bilder von einem Foto-Shooting ist sie für Contributor Magazine mit der Kleidung zu tun. Pink-haired Chloe Norgaard Modellen die Stücke, die alle aus den konvertierten Vintage-kleidung onlineshop zara hergestellt werden. So Courtney. Never The Bride eine lange Zeit in der kommenden lautet: Courtney sagte uns alles wieder im Dezember, wenn wir eine persönliche Führung durch ihren Schrank nahm. Ziehen aus eigenen Archiven der Liebe, nie die Braut ein antikes Gefühl mit viel Edwardian und viktorianischen Akzenten. Jedes Stück enthält auch eine Courtney Love Unterzeichnung: "In den Saum all den Kleidern gibt es ein Rubin und es sagt c ***", erzählte sie uns. Die Ästhetik ist reine Courtney, oder wie sie es ausdrückte: "Das ist das Zeug, das ich tragen würde, wenn ich noch jung genug, u
Courage
Courage is admitting that you're afraid and facing that fear directly. It's being strong enough to ask for help and humble enough to accept it. Courage is standing up for what you believe in without worrying about the opinions of others. It's following your own heart, living your own life, and settling for nothing less than the best for yourself. Courage is daring to take a first step, a big leap, or a different path. It's attempting to do something that no one has done before and all others thought impossible. Courage is keeping heart in the face of disappointment and looking at defeat not as an end but as a new beginning. It's believing that things will ultimately get better even as they get worse. Courage is being responsible for your own actions and admitting your own mistakes without placing blame on others. It's relying not on others for your success, but on your own skills and efforts. Courage is refusing to quit even when you're intimidated by impossibility. It's choosin
Court Room Delimina
‎-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship wit
Court Filing: Cops Seized Prescription Meds Belonging To ‘batman’ Shooter
SSRI connection to mass shootings ignored by media Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comJanuary 8, 2013 While the establishment media continues to blame the Sandy Hook massacre on the second amendment, the clear connection between psychotropic drugs and mass shootings continues to be buried. Newly obtained court filings in the murder case against James Holmes show that police seized four bottles of prescription drugs from the ‘Batman’ shooter’s home shortly after the Aurora massacre. The story has been covered by the Denver Post but has received little attention elsewhere as the press instead continues to obsess about gun control in the build up to draconian gun ban legislation set to be introduced later this month by Senator Dianne Feinstein. “Aurora police seized four prescription bottles and immunization records when they searched theater-shooting suspect James Holmes’ apartment in July, according to newly obtained filings in the murder case against Holm
"courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (the Angry American)"
American Girls and American Guys We’ll always stand up and saluteWe’ll always recognizeWhen we see Old Glory FlyingThere’s a lot of men deadSo we can sleep in peace at nightWhen we lay down our headMy daddy served in the armyWhere he lost his right eyeBut he flew a flag out in our yardUntil the day that he diedHe wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and meTo grow up and live happyIn the land of the free.Now this nation that I loveHas fallen under attackA mighty sucker punch came flyin’ inFrom somewhere in the backSoon as we could see clearlyThrough our big black eyeMan, we lit up your worldLike the 4th of JulyHey Uncle SamPut your name at the top of his listAnd the Statue of LibertyStarted shakin’ her fistAnd the eagle will flyMan, it’s gonna be hellWhen you hear Mother FreedomStart ringin’ her bellAnd it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on youBrought to you Courtesy of the Red White and BlueJustice will be servedAnd the batt
Court Flippin
Meanwhile, Good luck i pray for you, please do me let me know, please suck my neck in, don't let me go, Tomorrow in court, i wish i was, sitting beside my e new buzz, so i could bird flip at the fuzz, say what up like gangsta does, double bird flip at the fuzz, bend over kiss my ass to the judge, Good luck dear girl i'll pray for you,,, Please do let me know me do, i wish i was there besides, inside of you. Tomorrow in court, i wished i was, bird flip floppin the judge, double bird flip to the fuzz. Please do please do, E let me know, please E, please me, don't let me go, please suck my neck in, please suck me slow, and mean while i'll pray for you, i want i want good luck for you. Sent from my iPad
Courage To Be
We all need the courage to be  the courage to be ourselves ..  in a world where .. it seems everyone else wants to be someone else ...  we need the courage to be honest with ourselves ...  we need to live life in a way that we shine ...  and we help others shine ...  Kindness is a way of life ..   Honesty is a way of life ...  Integrity is a way of life ..    Live everyday like you love it .. smell every rose you pass .. breath in the fresh air around you ..   Remember the world is a beautiful place ... whethers its raining or not  Walk into the beauty that surrounds you .. and capture it  with your mind , your spirit your soul ...  Breath into life ...  Take each step like its a new adventure ...  Step out of your comfort zone ...  And find the you truly deserve to be..       
Courtney Love 2013
I'm 35 years old and I still have a crush on you. Even in 2013, you're hot. No one smokes a cigarette like you. I was depressed that the House of Blues wasn't sold out. I'm from another time. I know you'd really hate me if you knew me though :)  
Cousin's Wedding
One more final wedding of the family for awhile. Grandma and Grandpa's last grandchild got married yesterday. He said now he can retire his wedding suit for his funeral..lol Heck out of 17 grandkids and 23 great grandkids he deserves it. [IMG]http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/jsigman_2006/AshleyWedding060.jpg[/IMG]
Cousining
My cousin once-removed I. was born three years ago today. *cheers!!*
Couscous Salad
450g (1lb) instant couscous 575ml/1pt boiling water 3 lemons 300ml/0.5 pt olive oil 1 red onion 1 sweet red pepper 1 sweet yellow pepper bunch of mint salt and pepper Make the couscous: put it in a large heatproof bowl and stir continously while pouring over the boiling water. Keep stirring for at least 3 mins until cool, otherwise the grains will clump together. Juice the lemons and stir the lemon juice into the couscous, followed by the olive oil, continuing to stir gently. all the liquid will be absorbed in due course. Leave to stand while you chop the onion and peppers into small dice. Incorporate them into the couscous. Coarsely chop the mint leaves and add these. season well with salt and pepper. Refrigerate briefly before serving, but do not chill too long or the oil will solidify. Heap into the centre of a warmed serving dish and serve with grilled lamb.
Cousins Memorial
A community gathered to mourn the loss of a little Rochester boy who was accidentally run over by a U-Haul truck. Family and friends filled Rohr Street Thursday night to remember 4-year-old Misael Santiago. "Every little candle, every little light is just shining his way, so he can see his way better up to heaven, " said Misael's mother, Wildy Quintana. Misael was killed Saturday when he ran into the path of a truck that was backing out of a U-Haul rental facility on Rohr Street. The driver of the truck was not charged in the incident. The boy's death posed questions from his classmates. "I guess they were good friends, I was trying to explain to her about it. It was sad, but, she started crying," said Surmone Goins. Goins is the mother of a 4-year-old who attended pre-school with Misaeal at School 45. Teachers at the school are feeling his loss too. "I was proud and blessed to be his teacher. He couldn't have been a nicer little boy. He was an angel on
Cousin Billy
Cousin Billy Got a call from cousin Billy yesterday. He got paroled a few months back and got himself a dog to keep him company. He was wanting me to come over so he could show me a neat trick he'd taught the dog. I showed up and on the doorstep is this tiny rag muffin no bigger than my foot! It was dressed in some fancy kind of outfit with little bows on it's ears. Billy came rushing out the door all excited and carrying on about what a great dog he's got. I looked down at that pile of fluff and just shook my head. As I started into the living room I stopped dead in my tracks. There were huge sacks of mail stacked all over the place. My first instinct was to turn around and get out of dodge FAST before the place got raided. Knowin' Billy he was up to no good again and I didn't want to be his new room-mate at the county jail. Curiosity got the better of me and I cleared a place to sit down. Billy started opening envelopes and pullin' cash out of 'em. Some were filled with a
Cousin Waldo
Couscous Salad With Peas And Mint Vinaigrette
Couscous Salad with Peas and Mint Vinaigrette This light but satisfying entree takes great advantage of summer's bounty -- plus it's simple to prepare and requires only a few minutes of cooking time. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 cups couscous * 4 cups water * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 1/2 cups fresh or frozen peas (about 10 ounces) * 1/4 cup red bell pepper, diced * 1 ounce sesame oil * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 4 tablespoons fresh mint leaves, minced * 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped * Salt, to taste * Pepper, to taste * Juice of 1 lemon or lime * Toasted sesame seeds, for garnish Directions: In a covered saucepan, bring the couscous, water, olive oil and salt to a boil. When the mixture begins to boil, turn the heat to very low and watch carefully, as it only takes about 10 minutes for the couscous to cook. When all the water has been absorbed, tur
Cousin
birdiegirl@ fubar This is my baby cousin. Give her some Fubar love!
Cousin In Hospital
Hey, sorry I'm not on long but I just got a call from my mom and grandmother. My aunt's son was taken to the hospital and said he was coughing up blood. I was thinking bleeding ulcers but I don't know. So I'll let you know the latest when I know. I'm heading down there to downtown Charleston's MUSC tomorrow so until next time. Again sorry but talk to you later and take care.
Cousin!
I am in Indiana and I have talked my cousin into starting aprofile...so I am going to enhance her beautiful self and then take pics of her so I will be back later tonight>>:) When I do I hop eyou all show her the same love you show me..Hugs and kisses..See you later!
Cousins
The Cousins- The ones you dont get to see enough as you get older. Your best friends thru growing up, might as well be sisters/brothers with some, others you take on as your own little sisters and brothers. I am lucky to be close to 11 of 13 cousins. But special one, Breanna, she was my flower girl when I was married at 20, she was 7. She loved hanging around where-ever I was. She followed me everywhere and I always adored her. She was such a beautiful girl. She had these long blonde curls and was so quiet when others were around, but always had a special place in my heart. As my life went on, she grew up and had a baby of her own. Her daughter is now 3. The call came last night. Somehow, whether she mis-read the directions, or just had a counter-reaction to the meds the doctor gave her last week, Breanna died last night. They caused her to have a heart attack. I am not sure how I am feeling right now. I havent seen her for about 3 years. Her image is so very real in my mem
Cousin Earl
6:30 PM - Cousin Earl Category: Life Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl; he lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm. Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the fact that St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumping their waste on his property. Interesting thing about three-foot maggots is that... that, well, one day the china disappeared, and then the next day his television disappeared, and then a few days after that, his '57 Chevy disappeared. But there they are: the world's biggest maggots. Anyway, one day, Earl and I were standin' in the kitchen, giant maggots crawlin' across the floor, and Earl turns to me, and he says, "Do you ever go to make a
Coustom Oder Your Next Date.....
Ladies pages custom order Your man today.. This is the page for the ladies to display their pics and their shopping list... If you are a man and you see a female here that you dig.. And you fit the shopping list she has then send her an email.. Just state you saw her here and that you feel you fit the bill... What do you have to lose? There is so much to gain... Rock on.. I'll be listing single ladies on here shortLy..
Cousin Part 2
Well for the ones who are keeping up thank you! Just found out that my cousin is doing good and she is recovering very well at this time. Adult protective services let us know that my aunt will never be able to see my cousin again and that she is facing serious charges and is looking at another prison sentence. The APS told us that after 30 day evaluation we could go to court and take gaurdianship. We plan on doing just that too. We are going to bring her here to our town where she will be closer to her family and also to where we can see her anytime we want to. We are putting her in an assisted living home w/ppl like her so that she can interact and make new friends and be more independant! Im happy things are starting to look up and for the real friends who took the time out to read my other blog and say a prayer i thank you very very much!! I will keep you updated!
Cousin Died
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Couses It's Always Raining In Side My Head.
  Staind - Epiphany   Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And did myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little boy inside That cries out for intention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said
Coutroom Fun
The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time
Couth
If you have it...Use it! If you don't...Find it! Please! lol Hugs and Kisses! COUTH • couth • Pronunciation: kuth • Hear it! Part of Speech: Adjective MEANING!!!: Suave, sophisticated, cultured, well-mannered, refined in manner and manners. This is not meant for everyone as I think you all know...please do not take offense! Its meant for some, that seem to think its ok to start a conversation with impolite suggestions..:)
Coutdown
Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!
The Couture Wedding Dresses
The demand of designer wedding dresses has been increased through the years, and reaching the levels that never witnessed before ever. In the last twenty years,more and more women have bought couture dresses for their weddings. The growth being experienced in this industry is massive and is occasioned by various factors.First Of all, i want to ask a question, Where can you purchase a couture wedding dresses if you need?Local shops?Online shops?Or the boutique which belong to the designers?If i were you i would like to choose the last answer.But it will be very expensive.If you want to save money you'd better choose the second answer--Online shops.You can buy any styles of the couture wedding dresses from different designers in any size if you want.I would like to recommend three online shops to you. Dress store--the first store i want intrduce to you, it is provide various couture wedding dresses.high quality and good handwork.But maybe a little expensive than others. Mldress--the se
Couvade
couvade\koo-VAHD\noun; 1.A practice in certain cultures in which the husband of a woman in labor takes to his bed as though he were bearing the child.
Cover Girl!
I wish I could be That girl in the magazine everybody sees She so pretty, I wish I could be When I close my eyes I see What you want me to be That girl [chorus] Wish I could be your Cover Girl Mascara, and lipstick I would be so pretty A little blush, not too much Maybe you'll notice That I could be your Cover Girl Or accept me for me Cover Girl Boy, when you're alone with me I'm takin' good care of you Givin' everything you need I don't know if it's good enough for you Cause you're always in the TV When you're right here next to me I know I'm not Halle Berry, girls from videos I just want to be someone you can hold I just want to be the one for you Baby, baby [chorus] Wish I could be your Cover Girl Mascara, and lipstick I would be so pretty A little blush, not too much Maybe you'll notice That I could be your Cover Girl Or accept me for me Cover Girl Boy, I love you Just the way you are And if you feel the same way bout me Beauty is only s
Cover Story
This is a story of one slaves journey into the life style: First I want to thank all my sisters in the life style that went on to become my friends. I also want to thank all The Dom's that were never my Master but was always there for my endless questions. And also stood by me no matter what. I want to thank shylittleheart for being my sis and friend, for sharing her life with me all of it the good and bad, as I did with mine. With out her joking about writing a story about the life style this one would of never came about. Also special thanks to my best friend, sis Bev. who has taught me so much and listened to me endlessly when ever I needed a shoulder to cry on.
Cover Me
commentshack.com Cover me in chocolate head to toe start at the top keep moving down go oh so slow... Begin with my lips spread it on lightly teasing me as you lick let it drip down..... My neck is the next spot make it hot by sucking slow let the chocolate guide you nothing drastic keep it simple... Revel in me as I grin with delight... Touch my nipples feel how hard they are touch them taste them... Make my skin ripple wiggle in pleasure watch as the chocolate trickles down my breast... See my chest? It's obsessed with your touch... The warm chocolate is just enough to almost send me into overdrive almost.. Trying to stay composed as you move down... I'm drowning in you... Your touch Your skill Your sensualness caress me from deep inside... You must decide if you want to continue moving down.. or if you want to stop and finish later... You answer by sp
Covered Letters In Lipstick
so for my first assignment in my english class we had to introduce ourselves and write about a song of poem etc. that has influenced our lives. here is mine. hello. my name is katie nichols. i'm 19 years old and i'm pursuing a degree in art. i have no idea where that is really going to take me, but hopefully whatever it is will pay the bills. i live with my parents and 3 of my 5 brothers. i live way north (in oklahoma city, but it's really borderline edmond), and i work at babbage's in quail springs mall as the assistant manager. i love to draw and i really enjoy writing, so i think this class will be really fun. a song that has really influenced my life (as of late anyway) is "somebody that i used to know" by elliott smith. the song is about leaving someone who wasn't worth his time, and realizing that he is better off. i broke up with my fiance on new years this year and for that first month he tried to convince me it was a mistake. i never went back though.
Cover It With Love!
TheUnLoved has Stopped by Your Page.. To Cover it With LOVE! And Beautiful Roses! I hope you like them…. They are my favorite. TheUnLoved Then Fades Away, back Into The Darkness of His Rose Garden.
The Covenant Of Aradia
Observe the times of the Treguenda, for therein is the foundation of the powers of Stregheria. When good is done to you, then do good to another. If someone wishes to repay you for a kindness, then bind them to go out of their way to help three others, then this shall clear the debt. Do not use the arts of Stregheria to appear powerful among others. Do not lower the standards of the Art and thereby bring contempt upon the Old ways. Do not take the life of anything unless it is to preserve life, yours or another's. Do not give your word of honor lightly, for you are bound by your words and by your oaths. Do not accept any authority over you unless it is of the Gods. Instead, cooperate with others but do not be a slave and always preserve your honor. Give respect to others and expect respect in return. Teach all who appear worthy and aid the continuance of the Old Religion. Do not belittle another's religious beliefs, but simply state your own truths. Strive to be at
Coverup Got Removed From Office
Articles of Impeachment of President George W. Bush and Vice President Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and Attorney General John David Ashcroft The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. - - ARTICLE II, SECTION 4 OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA President George W. Bush, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and Attorney General John David Ashcroft have committed violations and subversions of the Constitution of the United States of America in an attempt to carry out with impunity crimes against peace and humanity and war crimes and deprivations of the civil rights of the people of the United States and other nations, by assuming powers of an imperial executive unaccountable to law and usurping powers of the Congress, the
Covered In Dust
up on the highest shelf is where i sit deserted and broken, covered in dust. once i was whole and loved, cherished and taken care of, others now take my place. in your arms, in your heart. i'm torn and empty, deserted and broken, covered in dust
Covering Pantera
Now I know there are a lot of you "metal purists" out there who dislike Avenged for whatever stupid fucking reason you can come up with, but you have to admit, their cover of "Walk" by Pantera kicks ass! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0J_wv77HG8
Cover Me With Cobwebs
cover me with cobwebs Tonight let it be tenderness for I am broken, and my soul is shattered touch me with your hands wrap me in silence and let me bleed tonight pain is like the ocean moonlight surf washing over me swept away - dissolving in the foam pain in beauty, beauty of pain I cannot see any longer make me safe echoes of my heart drifting across distances my soul is calling softly, cover me with cobwebs gently, lay me to rest whisper - tonight you are safe one to another tenderness in pain always we are safe
Cover (refined)
Cover Girl
Please take off the mask,I want to see you. Chip away the mold society has placed upon you. I know underneath,there are tears that fall like rain. I know underneath,there are scars from all the pain. I know underneath,there is a mind trying to break out. I know underneath,lyes fear,anxiety and doubt. Speak to me with your voice not a highly rated monologue. Look to me with your face not a page from a catalog.
Covenant
COVENANT lyrics
The Covenant
This is a movie geared towards teens, and since I have one, I watched it. The cast was unremarkable, nobody that I had heard of. Alot of eye candy for men and women alike, in fact, moreso for the women. The story is about 4 college age guys, who grew up together in Ipsich, who developed powers at 13. They were 4 out of the 5 founding members of the town represented. Well guess what, the 5th one, thought non existant, showed up. and the games began. Between all that, the young men fight over girls, a jerkoff in school, and attend classes. The cute blonde who was the lead girl did a nice job acting, and in my opinion did the best job. The others were pretty average. The two antagonist's looked alot alike, so it was confusing at first. The positives were the half naked, ripped guys for the ladies. If you like asses, this is the movie for you. 3/4 of the movie was pretty interesting. Interesting subject matter. One of the coolest special effects ever, dealing with the Mustang
Covetous Cover.
fastidiously, you hang about the sky come back down and lie with me. wrap yourself in my covetous cover you dance in this condition so gingerly. many men mingle in my web of temptation but all lack lustre and bloom no beauty. i wear this epic design on my sleeve and repair each stitch so carefully. attack this love that falls upon your lap. the flame is biting and deeply salacious. or drown in these words while you sit back in overwhelmingly utter amazement.
Covered Bridges
Pennsylvania Covered Bridges - Lancaster County
Covered Bridges
Pennsylvania Covered Bridges - Lehigh/Northampton County
The Cover Is Almost Here! You Can Get Peter Britt's Book Now.
Well the links are here to get All That I Am, I Think!. You can get the paperback or the hardcover book with the links below. Prices are respectively: Paper back: $19.99 shipping included Hardcover: $23.99 shipping included Please remember that when you get your book through these links you are getting your book direct through Peter Britt, so your book WILL be personally autographed to you. It is also necessary that you please contact me with your mailing information so Iknow where to send it! :) Here are the links: Use this link to purchase the hardcover book:Click here for the hard cover book Use this link to purchase the paper back book: Click here for the paper back book
Covens
Covens, study groups, and Wiccan/Pagan networking organizations are being formed all the time. Some are brand new, others are well established, but the majority probably fall somewhere in between. All too many newcomers to Wicca/Paganism get obsessed by their need to be part of a group, and they dive off head first into the first one that invites them without bothering to find out if it is really the best group for them. Often they find the pool is empty, and they crash big time. In the 1970's a seeker who wished to find a teacher or coven had a very difficult time. There were few books and few metaphysical stores. Now we have the opposite problem. There are hundreds of books and metaphysical stores and many thousands of websites which will all claim to be able to teach you Wicca. The problem now is finding a legitimate, trained teacher amonst all of the eager but unqualfied ones. Anyone can create a website and claim to be a teacher of Wicca. Be careful. Ask questions. A good teacher
Covering Hot Topics: Second Quarter 2007
Every quarter, we publish a recap of our five most popular communication-related posts, based on the frequency and the immediacy of hits after they were posted. While we base this on individual posts, some are related to larger case studies.Jericho Fans Make Television HistoryWhen CBS executives cancelled Jericho over Nielsen ratings, fans of this post- nuclear terrorist attack/small town survival drama went nuts, literally. Using the Internet and social media as their point of organization, they launched the largest cancellation protest in history: sending 40,000 pounds of nuts (from just one store); rallied almost 120,000 petition signers; cancelled CBS related-cable subscriptions; boycotted network premieres; sold network stock; sent in countless letters, postcards, and e-mails; captured media attention in every major newspaper and tabloid; and flooded the network with phone calls. Within a few weeks, CBS reversed its decision in record time, heading off what was quickly becoming an
Covens
Merry Meet everyone! I am looking for information that anyone may have about a coven that maybe they belong to or know of. I am looking to join a coven or form one of my own and either need one to join or need some suggestions on formong one. Please send me a msg if you have any info or suggestions. Thank you and Blessed Be!
Cover Up Alledged
Towns County sheriff charged with cover-up in shooting GBI says Rudy Eller admitted he helped hide deputy's gun By RHONDA COOK The Atlanta-Journal Constitution Published on: 07/31/07 The Towns County sheriff has been released on $250,000 bond on charges he tried cover up for his chief deputy, who is accused to shooting up the house of his wife's lover. According to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Sheriff Rudy Eller turned himself in at the White County Detention Center Tuesday morning. He is charged with tampering with evidence, making false statements, obstruction, hindering the apprehension of a criminal and violation of his oath of office. According to an affidavit used to bring the charges, Gary Dean had told Eller earlier this month that he was afraid of Chief Deputy Eddie Osborn because of his relationship with Osborn's wife, Michelle. Dean reported 10 shots fired at his house in Towns County on July 9 and said he believed Osborn was responsible. Eller as
Covered In Marmalade
i want to be completely covered in marmalade. what are some other things i can cover my body with? star
Cover Of The Rolling Stones -- Dr Hook
Cover Of A Song...comment!
third eye blind song I covered and recorded...a little rough-i just learned it, so keep the comments gentle..
Cover Of The Rolling Stones-- Dr. Hook (second Copy Cool Video)
Covers Just About Everything...
Okay, well I have found that drinking a coffee before going to bed just isn't a good idea for me..because now, I am wide awake. This gives me time to think about all kinds of stuff..so for once, my blog will be about everything..rather than just a particular topic. First, what to do..and not do..before going to bed...this seems to be something I might want to follow as well...lol How To Get A Good Night Sleep 1. No caffeine before bed. It is a stimulant and will keep you awake (trust me on this one..it is the reason I am up at 5:22 am talking to all of you..lol) 2. No sodas or sweets. The sugar content will keep your mind running faster than flash gordon (hope I am not the only one that remembers that cartoon..if so, I feel so antique..lol) 3. Have a food cut off time. This is so your body will be done its processes and won't be busy digesting when you want to catch some Zzzzzs 4. Have a warm bath..this can really get rid of the days stressors..and let your musc
Cover Boys
Cover Boys - Watch more funny videos here
Coversation
Along the beach I traveled, though the drifting sand. Then I came upon this man. I wondered why he sat there, out in the sun so hot. Started to ask, but stopped. Sat instead a little from him, for he looked as if in a dream. Then in my head his voice it seemed. His lips not moving, for I looked for I could see. Yet still I knew he spoke to me. As I listen to what he said, through the waves rolling to and fro. I began to feel my knowledge grow. So we sat words unspoken, of things, both happy and sad. It was the best conversation I never had.
The Covenant- Animal I've Become
The Covenant- More Human Than Human
The Coven's Roar
THE COVEN'S ROAR THE COVEN'S ROAR magnify YOU TALK TO OTHERS WITH NO SENSE OF ONE'S SELF... HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN THE KING'S HAND SQUEEZES ALL HELP FROM YOU??? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SIT IN THE DARK KNOWING THAT THE MINIONS ARE COMING? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A QUEEN!!!! HA HA YOU NO QUEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE. HE MIGHT HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS A LOVE TOY, THAT'S ALL NOTHING MORE. YOU TALK AND BARK THINKING VENGEANCE IS YOUR RIGHT... BUT WOE COMES TO THOSE THAT CAST OFFENSE.. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF US? LEGION IS ARE NAME!!!! AND THE GOD OF GODS IS HIS. YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING AND BE RIFFED. NEVER SHALL YOU SEE THE KING OF KINGS.!!!! NEVER WILL YOU HEAR THE DARK LORDS' VOICE. NOT EVEN DARKNESS SHALL COVER THEE. YOU'VE BEEN CAST DOWN LIKE SODOM. REMEMBER WHAT IS LIGHT WITH OUT DARK. WHAT WAS SIMPLE SHALL BE NO MORE. COMPANIES BURN FOR A REASON. SO DO THE SOULS OF MAN. HE HAS WALKED FOR IONS BEFORE YOUR TIME. NOW HE'S ASCENDED BEYOND THE IMAGINATIONS OF MAN. 3 IS IS NAME. DRAGON SHALL FOR
Covenant 1
COVENANT 1! COVENANT 1! magnify "COVENANT" DEATH HAS ENTERED THE LAND AND THOSE THAT HAVE COME FOR WAR AGAINST ME. THE WRATHS OF CHAOS SHALL MAKE WAR AGAINST THEM. SHE AND HE ARE LIKE DISEASED LEAVES SUCKING THE NUTRIENTS FROM THE TREE, AND NEVER GIVING BACK NUTRIENTS. THEY ARE LIKE LEACHES SUCKING BLOOD FROM THE HOST. COVENANT! WHAT DOES THIS WORD MEAN? A SPIRITUAL CONTRACT BINDING ONE TO ANOTHER IN AGREEMENT IN BLOOD. GIVING LIFE TO EACH PERSON BOUND IN THIS AGREEMENT. BUT YOU TOOK AND USED THIS AS A TOY FOR CONVENIENCE OF SELFISH GAINS. DARKNESS HAS COME TO BIND YOU.MAY IT SWALLOW YOU DOWN TO THE PIT. MAY YOU AND HE SUFFER AT HELLS' GRANDEST PLAN. DEATH AND THE GRAVE HAVE COME TO GATHER THEMSELVES TO TIGHTEN THEIR GRIP UPON YOUR HOUSES.
Covenant 2
COVENANT 2 ! COVENANT 2 ! magnify COVENANT CONTINUED MAY YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD AS THE ICE IN YOUR VEINS. YOU WIND SOARS EYES BE BROKEN FROM NOW TO ETERNITY! THIS I SET UPON THE WINDS OF TIME AND SPACE. THIS I SET IN MOTION BY BLOOD, BOUND IN TIME,BOUND IN BLOOD OF THE COVENANT. YOU PLOTTED BOTH TO DESTROY MY LIFE. SEVEN FOLD IT SHALL RETURN UPON YOU. WHATEVER I BIND ON EARTH IS BOUNDED IN THE HEAVENS, YOU AND HE ARE BOUND NOW AND FOREVER TO HELLS' GRAVE.
Cover Your Ass
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up o ver the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is go
A Cover Up In 1977
What Was the New Zealand Monster? by John Koster .. Begin Article --> Unidentified animal caught in the net of fishing vessel off New Zealand. (Taiyo Fishery Co./Michihiko Yano) On April 25, 1977, the Japanese fishing ship Zuiyo Maru, trawling for mackerel off the coast of New Zealand, snagged a rotting corpse at a depth of 900 feet and hauled in the remains of a beast that no one anywhere seemed to be able to identify. "It's not a fish, whale, or any other mammal," said Professor Yoshinori Imaizumi of Japan's National Science Museum, in the Asahi Shimbun newspaper story that broke the news to the world. "It's a reptile, and the sketch looks very like a plesiosaur. This was a precious and important discovery for human beings. It seems to show that these animals are not extinct after all." For the benefit of those who have never studied paleontology or seen the movie version of The Land That Time Forgot, a plesiosaur is a marine reptile, a cousin of the dinos
Covered In Purgatory
let loose in longing I revise myself and loiter in it, the long silences pin me. I know we don't really exist in this world of first causes. we live instead in a place of primal forces, where I breathe you and feel you sink in. still I am envious and obvious and desperate for your love. desire constantly rises from me, and takes a living shape to plead with you in a whispering privacy. I want to discover where you were, in your body, if not here with me. and what shade of memory never fades. your eyes my Love, are either blue or blue. it seems I'm never close enough anymore to say. (c)2007
Coverup Catch
This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
The Covenent Trailer
The Covenent- Save Yourself
Cover Me By Candlebox
Cover me When I walk alone Cover me When my stance it stumbles home Cover me We'll trip on through the sands of time And cover me 'Cause I've been branded I've lost my mind Lost my mind But you'll cover me yeah Won't you give me shelter from the storm Over me You fade into the night Over me You melt into the light Over me You will fear the things I need Over me You will feel the hate I breed You're under me And you will question my authority You're under me And you will lose almost everything You're under me You will feel the pain I wanna bring you You're under me You never change Never change a fucking thing Not a, a fucking thing But you - you'll cover me Yeah, give me shelter from the storm Cover me cover me Won't you Cover me Cover me Don't you Cover me Cover me Give me shelter from the storm People push & shove on time I give it to you What I have is what is mine I feel it for you You've got to cover me You've got to cover me Peo
The Coven 2/9/08
GOOD MORNING. I AM IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A HH, I HAVE 4 MORE WEEKS TO FINISH. THEN I NEED TO ENTER A VIP MINE WILL BE RUNNING OUT. DRAGON IS ENTERED IN ONE. AND WE HAVE NYHA'S FRIEND TO WORK ON AS WELL. WE FINISHED NOSFERATUS YEAR VIP THE OTHER NIGHT. dragons
Coven Pecking Order
Coven Pecking Order Wonder what all those degrees and titles are for? Here's your answer! High Priest--Leaps buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and dictates policy to God. 3rd Degree Initiate--Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding buller, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God. 2nd Degree Initiate--Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is faster than a BB, more powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God if a special request if approved. 1st Degree Initiate--Clears a small hut, loses the race with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God. Neophyte--Runs into small buildings, can recognize a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the doggy paddle,
The Cover I Am Closing
The cover I am closing, The pages I lost, A story I see ahead, That story I been searching. When everybody's happy Enjoying days of youth, I see a broken heart Crying in the shadows. They lift their cups of wine Enjoying every minute, I only see one heart That lonely feels inside, That lonely heart is mine, That comfort doesn't have. (incomplete version)
Cover Your Vin
Subject: VIN's (Stolen Vehicles) Here is INFO worth the price of your car.... WHAT WILL the car thieves ( or a pissed off ex )THINK OF NEXT? The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or vehicle, write down the VIN # from the label on the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate key based on the VIN #. I didn't believe this e-mail, so I called Chrysler-Dodge and pretended I had lost my keys. They told me to just bring in the VIN #, and they would cut me one on the spot, and I could order the keyless device if I wanted. The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the VIN #, and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He doesn't have to break in, do any damage to the vehicle, or draw attention to himse lf. All he has to do is walk up to your car, inse
The Cover I Am Closing
The cover I am closing The pages I lost A story I see ahead That story I been searching When everybody's happy Enjoying days of youth I see a broken heart Crying in the shadows They lift their cups of wine Enjoying every minute I only see one heart That lonely feels inside That lonely heart is mine That's broken in to half One half inside of me The other half my prince Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2007 Danut O. Ursoi
Covered In Smoke
The entire city of Santa Cruz is covered in smoke from the fires in the Santa Cruz Mountains. The fire is in Corralitos which is south of where we live but the smoke is every where. I saw Arnold Schwarzenneger yesterday. He has been in the area discussing the plan of attack that the fire crews have. I will keep you guys posted if the fire starts coming our way.
The Coven Awaits You
the coven awaits you http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1andlid=59941 cum join us in the coven its a killer place to be and its kick ass, tones of bad asss misstrisses and lords, and the best group of fallowers there ever was, is we have all kingds of fun in the coven. cum get drunk off of blessed wine become a fallower then billed your way up if you can Free Comments & Graphics
Covered In Snow
A girl so sweet she makes me fly my heart rate rises with a look in her eye A girl so unique shes the secret in my heart she gave me goose bumps from the very start A girl so adorable it makes me sick I think of her smile with every clocks tick A girl so perfect she makes me forget how horrible life is, Im so glad we met I know her love is destined for greater things but a boy can still lust over sharing matching rings A woman so special i miss her everyday time goes by so slow when she's away A woman so lost she cant find her way too many distractions for her id say A woman so beautiful she has her own glow like an ice park in heaven covered in snow A woman so mysterious she came out of the blue why she talks to me? i still have no clue I hope you'll always be there in my life How different things would be to call you wife
The Cover I Am Closing
The cover I am closing The cover I am closing The pages I lost A story I see ahead That story I been searching When everybody's happy Enjoying days of youth I see a broken heart Crying in the shadows They lift their cups of wine Enjoying every minute I only see one heart That lonely feels inside That lonely heart is mine That's broken in to half One half inside of me The other half is lost Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi
Cover Me
This is kind of tacky but oh well.... Cover Me with your madness baby Cover Me with your grace Dont offer all your love without a steady embrace. The days have been so long and the nights have been so lonely I have missed you so terribly And you tell me I am the only Cover with me your kisses baby Cover me with your grace Only offer me your hand if it comes with a steady embrace.
Cover Me
I lay in the ground waiting still for the earth to fill me still cover every inch of me end the torment let me sleep fill the hole in cover me up fill the void do not stop end the pain that comes to all lay me to rest one and all I lay here and wonder is that all there is I lay here and concider how passion dies I lay here and wonder what dark does lie Feel the wood that in cases me the lid closed shut no air to breath rest comes to all in all do time and those who do rest with no whimper no wine
Cover Songs!!
I want to know your fave cover song!! Theme for one of my next shows in Dirty Deeds Radio!! Can be any song!! Any genre!! Leave a comment with the name of the song and who covers it! If you know who sings the original put that in there too!! Still confuzzled? Here are some examples: Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson Wanted Dead or Alive - Chris Doughtry Sweet Dreams - La Bouche Leave a comment or fumail me!!!
Cover Letter?
What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?! Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter! Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right! Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you! OBJECTIVE I need a motherfuckin job. SHIT I HAVE DONE -I invented the moon. -Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver
Covered?
Hey, I know everyone has had Pre Paid Legal offered to you at one point or another in your life.But have you ever been told what you actually get with the service? Well, I am sure you think that the service you get is only to be able to call an attorney for advice. But you would be wrong. Yes, that is one of the services that is offered.But you also get the service of your Law Firm being able to make a call or write a letter on your behalf to buisness owners for any reason,Your Law Firm also offer contract and document review service. Meaning will review any contract or documents for you (up to 10 pages each). And that is unlimited.Your Law Firm also offer will preperation for you. Why be caught unprepared? This is also Free of charge.Your Law Firm also will assist you or your family members with minor moving traffic violations without you having to worry about the cost of representation. Meaning, you get caught speeding, they will represent you in court to get the ticket lowered or dr
A Cover Up, A Fake
I wake up every morning its always the same drill time to get ready ready to be fake out in the real world what you see is false but if you look at me closely you'll see I'm nothing like i look i look like a normal teen guy but inside in nothing like it i am sensitive and loving but my friends cannot see i have an image to be tough an image i need to keep no one can know my secret my secret about my poetry why must they laugh and stare when i tell my true passion my passion to write write about my true feelings its about time i stop and think think about what is real my friends...or my writing passion but only i can decide i thought and thought and my mind is made if you don't like my writing the please back away, far away from me
Cover Page: Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M.
Covert Desire
  Covert Desire It is notsoft whisperstimid caressesor gentle couplingsfor which I longMy covert desireis not bound bytaboos or inhibitions It is dictated by aprimeval hungerraw and savageYou take me pushing my face to the floordominating mepulling my hair spanking me our bodies colliding primitive and instinctivehard urgent thrusting deep and throbbingunrestrainedlike a fervid stormyou give me your thunder    
Coversation Of Lovers
Come away with me my secret loveCome away with me to our secret fantasyTake my hand. I'll lead you thereShh your secrets are safe with meMy secret loveI crave to be in that secret fantasyBut I am scared to let goand blindly take your handMy secrets I am hesitant to shareBaby it's okayClose your eyes Don't be afraidFor I am your escapeLeave your worries behind  please don't be hesitantYou make it sound so easyto just run awayBaby believe me it's okayAren't you worried?Do you have any care?Baby with you I have no fearI have no worriesAnd yes I careI care for youI care for you tooand I want to escape with youBut how do I forget?How do I not be hesitant?Its not easyI know, I seeBut believe me my loveWhen I take you on this fantasyYou also will see you should leave with meI want to believe my loveand fly in your armsI want to see  Should I go on this fantasyThe
"cove" Movie Hopes To End Japans Dolphin Hunt
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20... Many have heard of the popular Japanese Whalers who kill whales in the name of "Scientific Purpose", but these Japanese fishermen are open about what their intentions are: and that is to kill dolphins. "Every year on the first of September, in a small town called Taiji on the southeast coast of Japan's Honshu Island, a new fishing season begins: the dolphin season. Twenty-six fishermen in 13 boats corral a few dozen dolphins into a small cove, where they kill the animals by stabbing them repeatedly with long harpoons and knives. The 50-square-foot (4.6-square-meter) inlet turns crimson, as if filled only with blood. In the course of a six-month season, fishermen kill roughly 2,000 dolphins and sell the meat to local supermarkets for about U.S. $500 a dolphin. " - check out link for more info -
Cover Me
As a chill rolls down my spine, I know there’s something missing.  The blanket that keeps me warm when I’m cold and optimistic.  The fire underneath the furnace in which flames burn so relentless.  It’s a shame that I’m so cold when heats on the other side unmentioned.  As my senses take another route, I’m left here in the dark.  No lights so I can see the way; the trees, they never part.  The picture of my life today, it seems to never start.  I’m stuck in the beginning of this spiral in my heart.  As the lion in my soul screams out to be noticed.  And hope draws to an end, I begin to gain focus.  Everything becomes clear and my life goes into motion.  No more upset stomachs, I’ve now found my potion.  As I sit here, I wait till the day that we begin.  The story of two parts separated, who will win.  As it stands, I’m alone in a place full of sin.  I’m cold and wish you were the blanket that I’m in.
Covert Hypnosis
I have been interested in communication and influence skills for the last 15 years, and enjoy learning and using NLP and covert hypnosis. Covert Hypnosis ODD Disorder
Covered??
The reason women wear panties is because in the workplace, the health and safety states all manholes must be covered when not in use.... i saw this and thought it was funny.
Covered With Sores
Bleed on me, digesting the clotted scabsBlood thirstyUngodlyPassing on my curse, the spell pussing goresOf those I infect become my loyal servantsTo ride me of my own rotWhittling meat from the bones of the deadPulverizing pelvic regions with a sledgeThe mutilated bodies I leave rotting after IHave fucked them with my knifeBecoming a product of my own nigtmaresA bleeding sac of infection, years deceasedI hide my slobbering skinCovered by a victims flapI love to watch the blood ooz down the bodies stumpLike scap, a vulgar way of life, my hideous sideNow revealedRemembering the future is the key to unlock my pastLeaking membrane, consuming bodiesCarving out the cunts, blood my lubrificationSpewing pus on rotted skin I celebrate myCruelty, boils begin to form, dripping on my tongueSwallowing throbbing glands, the juice leaks fromMy lips, my only thirst is pus eruption of cystsIncurable disfigured bodies, I rape the dyingHorrific sights now manifest, penetrating inner organsThe ruptured or
Cover Letter
I need some proofreaders. I'm drafting a cover letter for a job I'm applying for. I never know how it sounds because it's my writing and I'm bias. Let me know what you think. Thanks! This letter is to express my interest in discussing the Head Athletic Trainer position posted on the NATA Career Center web site. The opportunity presented in this listing is very appealing, and I believe that my experience and education will make me a competitive candidate for this position. I am finishing up a two year fellowship working as the head athletic trainer at a high school. After working with these high school student athletes I know the high school setting is for me. I am a proven leader by the organizations I have been apart of during my undergraduate and graduate career. I take pride in my work and I always strive for excellence in organization and professionalism. I grew up playing sports, so I am very much a team player. If given the opportunity, I know I would be an asset to you
Cover Up: Norway's Nazi Secret
Cover Art, Graphics, And Slowly Going Blind.
So, I was busy blinding myself.   No, I'm not kidding.   So, you know that It Was Only On Stun! will be self published. And, I gotta tell you, I didn't particularly like everything that was offered to me, in terms of cover options at the self publishing places I'm looking at -- Amazon.com, and Lulu.com.   So, I decided to try it myself.   I know, I know. You're thinking, "John -- or is it Declan now? -- we've seen your artwork.  Your Vatican ninjas were a bit of a joke. Why do this to yourself again?"   Well, because I'm stubborn, and because this should have been simple. Let's start with what I showed you already.   Now, this photo on the right is what I originally had up.  There are a few problems with it.  The quality isn't that good when you look at it up close, the blood spatter on the badge isn't that good, and the "Junior" has become unneccessary.   "Junior" by the way, is because my father had his own company called "Declan Finn Associates," a little side gig f
Covered
covered Perhaps you heard the storm warningsIf not the 90 mile per hour gusts are your wakeup callWind howling like a banchee This primal call of natureDoes it stir your blood,can you feel your pulse quicken? Water surging and slamming unto the shoreCreatures burrowing deeper to find safetyThis is the time i reach for you Under the blanket with a lanternThe power failedThis is when i crave your touch Rough hands graze your turgid nipplesFor you are equally attractedYour breathing faster I pull on your nipples in synch with the howlingI put my weight on top of you forcing you to breath harderMy hands about your throat I sit up on top of your chestTo get a better grip about your throatYour eyes look frightened But when i look more closely i see your excitementBending down i bite your lipYou begin thrashing a bit You become dizzyAll you can feel is my oppressive weight upon youYou fade off Later the storm has passedYour eyes open and gaze aboutYou are alone but covered in cum
Coverage Of The Canada-russia World
Charlotte, NC (Sports Network) - The Charlotte Bobcats added Ramon Sessions to their backcourt Friday, signing the free agent point guard to an undisclosed contract. Steve Atwater Jersey . "Ramon is a quality point guard who can both distribute and score," Bobcats president of baseball operations Rod Higgins said. "We are excited to be adding a player of his caliber and ability to our franchise." Charlotte will be the 26-year-old Sessions fifth stop in his young career, having played for the Bucks, Timberwolves, Cavaliers and Lakers. At last seasons trade deadline, Los Angeles dealt Jason Kapono, Luke Walton and their 2012 first-round pick to the Cleveland for the 6-foot-3 Sessions, who shot just 16 percent from three-point range in the playoffs after nailing 44 percent from long range during the regular season.. For his career, Sessions had averaged 11.1 points, 5.0 assists and 3.1 rebounds over 323 games. Eric Decker Elite Jersey . The 6-foot-10 Morris, the 13th player chosen in the
Covers Over My...
 I put the covers over my head not think of you one bet no love dancing in my head have a beer in one hand lit a cig kick back think back all kisses I had.. with my boots on this night alone With Jimmy Fallon. Laughing at his jokes to for get about you. cold beer so good makes me think of the summer nights we had how you made me think I was the one. I put the covers over my head not think of you one bet no love dancing in my head have a beer in one hand lit a cig kick back think back all the kisses I had.. with my boots on this night alone with With Jimmy Fallon. Laughing at his Jokes to for get about you. I get out of bed dance about a beer one hand lit cig love in my heart .... LoVe GiRL                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Cover Me/
Blankets   Titan's of snow flakes swell at the crest of my feet and I amtorn This empty beach feels likeRehabandthe tides icy abortion of the Sun tells methings might be differentthis spring Closing my winter addictedeyes I exhale frost bitten flowers andresolutions to the Sky
The Covert Op To Destroy The Word “freedom”
Jon RappoportInfowars.comJune 5, 2013 These days, “freedom” mainly refers to fairy-tale mass movements. We’re supposed to believe it happens this way: A bunch of students sitting in a cafe suddenly go to their cell phones, pop over to Facebook, and say, “Hey, wanna be free?” And a Republic is born. Poof. The evil dictator grabs a suitcase full of gold bars, wires half a billion dollars from the State treasury to his private account, makes a dash for the airport, and flees to Paris. In the other popular version, rugged freedom fighters emerge from the forest with copies of John Locke tucked in their luggage, storm the capitol, engage the national police, and after a prolonged battle, pin a copy of the Bill of Rights on the dictator’s riddled corpse. Or something like that. But even in the preposterous fairy tales, nothing much is said about freedom of the individual. No, it’s all about the right to vote for a new candidate. Free elections.
Cover Up
Confirmed: Benghazi was Cover-up of Arms Transfer to al-Qaeda The Alex Jones Channel Alex Jones Show podcast Prison Planet TV Infowars.com Twitter Alex Jones' Facebook Infowars store Government whistleblowers exposed real story early on to alternative media. Kurt Nimmo and Alex Jones Infowars.com August 4, 2013 The corporate media is now forced to admit that the Benghazi attack was staged by a State Department hired jihadist security outfit in connection with an arms transfer to al-Qaeda mercenaries in Syria. It has yet to point out, however, that the Obama administration attempted to cover-up the real reason for the murder of ambassador Stevens – U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice and the State Department initially pointing to a lame anti-Muslim video – and has consistently downplayed the incident and characterized it as a non-event not requiring congressional investigation and the impeachment of President Obama. Covert War Between the Pentagon and CIA A number of guests appearing
The Cow
I saw you standing We ran but could not catch you All your thoughts are gone.
The Cow
THE COW The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. She wanders lowing here and there, And yet she cannot stray, All in the pleasant open air, The pleasant light of day. And blown by the winds that pass And wet with all the showers, She walks among the meadow grass And eats the meadow flowers. The Cow was taken from A Child's Garden of Verses Written by Robert Louis Stevenson ~ Illustrated by Myrtle Sheldon.
Cow
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Coward Video
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Cowards!!!! A Message To Haters!
COWARDS!!! I'M SORRY YOUR A HATER YOU RATE MY PHOTOS A 7 BUT DON'T SHOW WHO YOU ARE...WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT? ARE YOU THAT UN ATTRACTIVE? HEY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...IF YOUR THAT FUGLY...I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY TEN'S JUST ASK...I'LL TRY N MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR SELF!
Cowards Behind The Freedom Of Speach
I read this today in the Milwaukee paper... West Bend - Police Capt. Toby Netko looks pretty good for a guy who has just been sentenced to the hellfires of eternal damnation. "They already damned me to hell," noted Netko, in what is really just an aside. He is standing in a parking lot just west of Main St. while eight people who normally inhabit what must be a very unique corner of Kansas picket a military funeral taking place at St. Frances Cabrini here. "I told them not to scream at the cars." Now, for the most part, the itinerant members of Topeka's notorious Westboro Baptist Church are singing at them - albeit quite loudly. Sara Phelps, a 25-year-old woman who holds two signs, one in each arm, unquestionably has the loudest voice. One of her signs says, "Thank God for Dead Soldiers." The other reads, "Semper Fi Semper Fags." Behind her, at the corner of Hawthorne and Main, is a local business, the Lynear Hearing Aid Center, and what is coming out of her
Coward......
YES IT IS U I SAW THE YELLOW BACK A MILE AWAY. WHY R U RUNNING? RUN OUT OF EXCUSES AND LIES? OUT OF THINGS TO SAY? FUNNY THING IS THAT U REALLY THOUGHT U COULD FOOL US. LIES AND DECEPTIONS TOOK AWAY ALL OUR TRUST. BUT JOKES ON U CAUSE WE R STRONG AND WE KNOW NOW YOUR THE ONE THAT DOESNT BELONG. PAYBACK IS A BITCH, SONNY BOY, SO U NEED TO WATCH UR BACK THIS SISTERHOOD WILL NOT BACK DOWN BETTER GET UR THINGS AND PACK. :)
Cow At Home,..milk For Free?,..not Any More,...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. . . 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you,
Cowards
Amazing how the cowards who give lowratngs donthae the guts to use their names. It soesnt take muchto figure out who you dumbasses are.
Cowardice And Individualism
by Dr. William Pierce In various Free Speech articles I've spoken about our problems with Blacks, with Asian immigrants, with mestizos, and of course, with Jews -- especially about our problems with Jews, in deference to their demand always to be at the head of the line. Now, I'd like to talk about our problems with ourselves, with European-Americans: about what's wrong with White people. Actually, this is such a huge subject that I can deal with only a tiny part of it. In the organization which I head, the National Alliance, I've been talking with members about two aspects of the White problem: White cowardice and White selfishness. Here are some of our thoughts. If most White people weren't such terrible cowards, we wouldn't have problems with Blacks, mestizos, Jews, or anyone else today. We would have solved all of those problems long ago. There are plenty of people who agree with us about the type of society we want, the type of future we want for our people. There are man
A Coward
A coward dies a thousand times The warrior only once.
Cowards!
i "love" how these morons rate me a "1", then block me so i can't return it. show some guts morons. it just shows how immature, and stupid some people can be.
The Cowards Of Fubar Part 1
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The Cowards Of Fubar Part 1
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The Cowards Of Fubar 2
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Cowards-nsfw
Some childish,immature,stuck-up,snooty,snobbish,prudish person reported this pic as NSFW in my albums, Hogwash it has the 2 most beautiful things in this world the female body and the American flag. What a moran. I have had people send me blogs,bulletins and Mumms about these people who do this but its the first time I have expierenced this personally and find it offensive that Fubar would allow this to happen. if I went around and marked every pic that most people some people would consider NSFW no one would have any Pics. DEATH TO THE OPRESSORS!!! Grow up and get a life, this is as bad as people who leave stupid comments in peoples Mumms and think they are witty!! Here is the pic in question you decide for yourselves if this is NSFW.
Coward Of The County *karoke*
Coward Of The County
Coward Of The County - Kenny Rogers
Everyone considered him the coward of the county He'd never stood one single time to prove the county wrong His mama named him Tommy, but folks just called him yellow Something always told me they were reading Tommy wrong. He was only ten years old when his daddy died in prison I looked after Tommy, 'cause he was my brother's son I still recall the final words my brother said to Tommy "Son my life is over, but yours has just begun". CHORUS: "Promise me son not to do the things I've done Walk away from trouble if you can It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek I hope you're old enough to understand Son, you don't have to fight to be a man". There's someone for everyone, and Tommy's love was Becky In her arms he didn't have to prove he was a man One day while he was working, the Gatlin boys came calling They took turns at Becky (there was three of them). Tommy opened up the door, and saw his Becky crying The torn dress, the shattered look was
Cowardice Of America
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas
Cowards :p
I apologize just a rant.:) Hi :) I don't understand some people on here,if they don't like me(reason unknown)why take it out on some on my friends list. Actually never really chat with this person(s). Would like it if they were to confront me(oh how fun!).
Coward
APPARENTLY I PISSED IN YOUR WHEATIES AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID CUZ U DIDN'T TALK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW YOU WERE UPSET, SO YOU DECIDED TO JUST HACK MY OLD ACCOUNT AND 'GET EVEN'. THAT'S SO GROWN UP OF YOU AND ACTUALLY I HAVE TO THANK YOU, YOU DID ME A HUGE FAVOR. LOL. BUT I HAVE TO ASK, WHY BE SUCH A COWARD? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A THUMB SUCKING CRY BABY THAT JUST THINKS THEY CAN ERASE EVERYONE THAT TICKS YA OFF .... ? LOL COME TO ME NOW, IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS, AND LET'S DISCUSS OUR DIFFERENCES..... BE A REAL MAN/ OR WOMAN, AND GROW UP! INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER AND HACKING SKILLS. YEA, I'M CALLING YOU OUT....... UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? (BTW THIS IS BS REALLY, I'VE HAD PPL THREATEN MY LIFE, BURN DOWN MY HOME AND BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN YOU THINKK YOU COULD EVER PUT ME THROUGH, NOT TO MENTION A STROKE A LIL OVER 2 MONTHS AGO, IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I'M GONNA LOSE SLEEP OR WORRY ABOUT YOU AND THIS LIL PETTY ASS GAME, THINK AGAIN) :D
Coward
Can love paralyze a man?  Is it possible for that which gives us our greatest strength to leave us shackled to the wall?  I have never been in more despair.  My love is totally out of my reach yet closer than I would dare hope.  She stays at my side and all I know is the sweet fragrance of her skin, the gentle touch of her hand.  I am held captive by the light of her eyes.  Raging against my bondage with the desire to devour her lips with gentle kisses that subside only for those stronger, passionate embraces that allow man and woman to leave this world behind while tangled and lost in each other. My love loves not me.  Why does she do this to me?! I can write off the world but not her.  Why can't I extinguish this flame?
Coward
My very being is slowly fading Every moment I spend awake I become more of nothing I sought a dream Why? Because you made me believe Now I stand Vacant With nothing left Shattered dreams Broken hopes You coward
The Cowards Addition
  THE COWARDS ADDITION By : PennRock     You are cocaine and heroine that tore my insides But I loved the addiction so I let you reside I lost all of me in your delicious drug and drank you down pretentious love Traced invisible lines  accross your lips and accepted your lies and your sinful abyss You sunk your teeth into my welcoming flesh and fed on my lust until no longer fresh You pulled me inside of you again and again screaming in rapture and loving the sin Our bodies combined indulgence delivered feeling the passion  as you shook and shivered Hours of carnage the pleasure and pain ignoring your sorrow  as you came and came again This tryst of lovers too many times endured staining your covers with lies assured A kiss of poison and a smile so sharp as we seperate  into the dark No go
Coward
I've posted concerning the miscreant soul, deuchebag, child molester in the previous blogs. He has yet to address the issues, although he has his "minions" read them to report.  I find it interesting that for all his macho bravado, he hides under the skirts of those that believe his lies. He cannot stand on his own. He knows that what I say is true, I've offered a bounty for him to prove what he says is true.  He cannot, I've done my homework, and what he says is a pack of lies.  He does this to make money from unsuspecting women.  They send him money, pay for his bling, pay for his VIP etc.  He doesn't tell ANYONE that he is married, has a small child, lives with his WIFE Carrie and works in a Furniture Store owned by his Mother in Law! He has NEVER been a COP, can't qualify as one, IN ANY STATE! The sooner that unsuspecting women know this the better it will be.  He receives money each and every month from women that believe his tripe.  I know this for a fact.  Soon the IRS will
Cowards & Fairytales
Just another forgotten relic of the past you choose to bury A shade of the dream he promised to paint for you alone is all you have left   How can you look at yourself girl?   You fell for it Again! The charm, the sickly sweet lies You fell for the fractured fairytales they package in little pink paper with frilly bows and glitter Turned your open heart into a failed experiment   Are you happy now girl?   Copyright 2013 Ella Valentine
Coward
Coward   Eyes that shine when all is darkThey light the fire inside my heartAn open flame that burns so brightBlue-Green hue inside pure whiteYou catch my glance from across the roomYou smell like a flower ripe in bloomYou walk by and make my heart poundI start to talk, out comes not soundI kick myself for being shyI could not even spit out "hi"I try to think of the right thing to sayI know it will happen but not todayI missed my chance but there is tomorrowBut tonight I'll have to deal with sorrowThe pain you feel right before you dieFeels a lot better after you cryYou don't know what you do to meI close my eyes, you're all I seeThings are not always as they seemBut when I wake up it is no dream
The Cowboy Way Ch. 01
He leaned against the door of the barn, and watched her walk across the yard. He pulled his hat off and wiped his brow. A slow smile spread across his face. He knew she was here for her riding lesson, but he had something else in mind for her today. If he read her correctly, she was as submissive as the day was long. Today she was wearing jeans and a long shirt that covered up most of her body. Her hair was pulled up into a pony tail, and a pair of sturdy boots covered her feet. She walked with slow steps, as if she wasn't totally comfortable in her surroundings, the look on her face was kind of sad. "Hi there Tori, how are you today?" "Hi, Jack I'm ok and yourself?" "Good, another hot one today. Are you ready for your lesson?" he asked with just a hint of a smile in his voice. "Yes, even though I'm not sure why I'm still taking them. It's not that hard to ride a horse Maybe we should make this the last one. You've done what you promised. You taught me to ride a horse
The Cowboy Way Ch. 02
Tori headed for the bathroom as soon as she got home. She couldn't stop grinning. She had just had her first D/s experience. She couldn't believe Jack was a Dominant. She had always had an attraction to him, but never thought anything would come of it. She absently rubbed her backside while she hunted for some clothes. She pulled out a set of shorts and top, not planning on going anywhere else this evening she could be comfortable. She walked into the bathroom and turned on the water, when she heard her phone ring. She dashed across the bedroom to grab the phone from the nightstand. "Hello" she said a little breathlessly. "Tori, it's Jack, are you all right?" "Hi Jack, yes I'm fine, I just dashed across the room to answer my phone" "Good, I was just calling to make sure you were OK from our little session this evening." "Yes, I'm fine, in a little bit of shock that it happened, but I'm not sorry it did." "Are you interested in continuing this new aspect of our asso
The Cowboy Way Ch. 03
Tori called Jack when she returned home then prepared for bed. She was feeling very satisfied and a little sore but it was a good feeling. She climbed into bed and fell into a deep sleep that was riddled with unusual dreams, when she woke up the next morning she felt the need to orgasm very intensely. She pushed her feelings away and got ready for her day. She went to work, went about her day and every so often thoughts of what happened would sneak in and brings out a big smile on her face. If anyone noticed the change in her attitude they didn't say anything. Tori arrived home to find a message on her answering machine. She knew it wasn't her mother as she had just spoken with her. She pushed the play button and was surprised to hear Jack's voice leaving her a message. "Tori, this is Jack. I forgot to mention to you last night that I'm having a group of friends over on Saturday night. They are all in the lifestyle, and we get together once in a while for play parties. I know
The Cowboy Way Ch. 04
The next morning Tori awoke with a start. It took her a moment to figure out where she was. She smiled to herself as she remembered the play party the night before. She went to get up to go to the bathroom and found her hair wrapped around Jack's hand. She sighed to herself, then tried to move again with no luck. "Sir?" she spoke softly not sure if he was awake or not. When he didn't reply she spoke a little louder. "Sir?" "Hmm." was the only reply. "I need to use the washroom, and you have my hair wrapped around your hand" Jack tugged her braid. "So I do, and what would be the proper way to ask me to release your hair?" "Please Sir, would you release my hair so that I may use the washroom?" "You may use the washroom, but I want you to come back here when you are finished." Jack unwound her hair from his hand. "Yes, Sir. Thank you." Tori scrambled off the bed and went into the washroom. She ran her fingers through her bangs as she answered nature's call. She turned
The Cowboy Way Ch. 05
Tori got home from Jack's and hurried inside hoping she didn't run into any of her neighbors. She was dressed as she was when she left last night, and she didn't need anyone asking any questions. She hurried into her apartment, and headed to her bedroom. She pulled her robe out of her closet, stripped out of her outfit and heels and headed to the kitchen. She listened to her messages, making a mental note to call her girlfriend back later. She started some spaghetti sauce for supper, thinking she could take left overs to work with her. She cleaned up her living room, putting away some magazines and straightened the cushions. While she worked she thought about what had taken place that weekend. She found herself thinking differently about Jack. He had always been a buddy, since he had started teaching her how to ride a horse, but now she was having other feelings for him. She was coming to respect him as a Dom and possibly more. She wandered back into the kitchen to stir the sauce
The Cowboy Way Ch. 06
Jack called Tori later that afternoon, hoping that she would be done with everything that she had to get done. He didn’t analyze why he wanted to spend more time with her. He just knew that he enjoyed being around her. Both her submissiveness and her personality in general were pleasing to him. “Hello.” Tori answered sounding distracted. “Tori, its Jack.” “Oh, hello, Sir.” Tori snapped her mind back to what she was doing. “Is everything all right?” “Yes, Sir, everything is fine. My mind was just on something else when I answered.” “Will you be free to get together later?” “ I should be finished here in about an hour.” “Good, are you up for going out again tonight?” Jack questioned cautiously. “Yes, Sir, that would be fine. I don’t have to be up early tomorrow so it won’t be a problem.” “Good, I’ll pick you up around 7, wear something comfortable.” “Yes Sir.” They said their good byes and Tori went back to work so she could make sure she had enough ti
The Cowboy Way Ch. 07
It had been a long while since Jack and Tori had played. Even though they saw each other almost daily, there lives had been very busy. They had been together for almost a year now and were happy living a normal life and enjoying the D/s relationship on their own time. Tori was kneeling on the floor in the loft, naked, staring straight ahead. Her eyes fixed on some imaginary spot on the far wall. Jack stood before her; Tori could tell that he was already aroused by the bulge in his jeans. She tried to keep her focus, but was having a hard time. Jack grabbed her by the hair pulling her head back. "Is there something you want?" "Your cock, Sir." Tori tried not to wince at the strength of the hair pull. "Well, you'll just have to wait." He released her hair, and stepped back. More to cum later Tori took a quiet deep breath, the anticipation of this evening had been building all day. It had been a long time since she had even gotten a playful swat on her ass,
Cowboy.........
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little blonde head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .. so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me t o pull off my shorts. so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "NOW, GO TO TOWN!, COWBOY!!... " and here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist
Cowboy Story
A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies.""Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?" "No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."
Cowboy
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fel
Cowboys Drop To An All Time Low
This is the second most embarrassing thing to happen to the Dallas Cowboys. The first and forever to be the worst embarrassment was the way Jones treated Tom Landry. He fired Tom Landry with a simple phone call. No press conference no recognition of being the only coach of the Dallas Cowboys since they came into the league in 1960 much less having the 3rd most wins in the NFL. Jones is a man with no respect for this game or this team. It is not about giving the fans a winning team it’s about selling tickets. Since he bought the team in 1989 they are 109 wins to 133 loses a far cry from Landry’s 270 wins and 178 loses. Now he is embarrassing the team again with bringing Terrell Owens here knowing all of the problems he has had with his past teams. When a team cuts a player before the season is even over not asking anything for them or even trying to trade them you have to know that player is major trouble. Some how Jones didn’t understand that concept but how could he, after all he is n
The Cowboy Song
Tears fall....They scarred your innocent teens. Love's fool....The company you envy. Leaves fall....The seasons pass you by. And you think, that maybe you can fly. Serious fool....Relate your mind to a girl. Crowds form....But think, smiling, of his peril. Beautiful....The pavement isn't there. But whats the last thing that goes through your head? You take the elevator to the top. The next thing you know, There you are standing on the edge. And all the flashing lights and futile cries, Their left with you now. Just close your eyes and take that final step. Wasteful....They dampen your will to live. Dice fall....Release pleasure that you give. You fall....And take the whole world with you. And will you even bother to look down? You take the elevator to the top. The next thing you know, There you are standing on the edge. The victors there to turn you inside out. So he can hide me, Before you find out what's inside your head! You take the elevator to the
Cowboy's...
Cowboys
Cowboy Advice To Live By
Don't squat with your spurs on. Good judgement comes from experience... Problem is... A LOT of experience comes from bad judgement. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a lot easier'n puttin' it back in! If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut! Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Always drink upstream from the herd. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they l
Cowboy's Ten Commandments
People here in Texas have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots in the Ten Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in West Texas got together and translated the "King James" version into "King Ranch" version: Ten Commandments, cowboy style. Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas. Just one God. Honor yer Ma & Pa. No telling tales or gossipin'. Git yourself to Sunday meeting. Put nothin' before God. No foolin' around with Another fellow's gal. No killin'. Watch yer mouth. Don't take what ain't yers. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. That's kinda plain 'n simple don't ya think?
Cowboys And Indans Day
Have a great Turkey day eat as much as you can and have a ball with all that you love.
Cowboy Walks Into A Pharmacy. .
A cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there was no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The cowboy agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in
The Cowboy Boots
The Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said
The Cowboy!
A cowboy walks into a bar and, two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink. The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your Willy. Mine f or ins tance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies'." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX..." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the cow
The Cowboy And The Dentist
~ The Cowboy and the Dentist ~ A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The cowboy grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill." "What is it?" asks the cowboy. The doc replies, "Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth." Author- Unknown ~ Have a funtabulous day! ~
A Cowboys Tomb Stone
Cowboy Contest
Im in the sexy man with a cowboy hat competiton everyone send me a vote!! I wanna win this damnit!lol THIS IS THE LINK Salem Lacroix
Cowboyz
GO CowBoyz yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Cowboys
WTF is going on with the Dallas Cowboys. They get word that they are in the playoffs and then go out and lose the Division and lose the last two games of the year. I thought teams wanted to go into the playoffs on a winning streak. I am a life time fan and I wish them well in the playoffs, but I am not sure how far they can go with this losing streak going into the playoffs.
The Cowboy In Me
I don't know why I act the way I do Like I ain't got a single thing to lose Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy I guess that's just the cowboy in me I got a life that most would love to have But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad At where this road I'm heading down might lead I guess that's just the cowboy in me (2 twice) The urge to run, the restlessness The heart of stone I sometimes get The things I've done for foolish pride The me that's never satisfied The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see I guess that's just the cowboy in me Girl I know there's times you must have thought There ain't a line you've drawn I haven't crossed But you set your mind to see this love on through I guess that's just the cowboy in you We ride and never worry about the fall I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
Cowboy Toughness
A Texas cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after an examination the dentist says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The cowboy grabs the doc's arm and says, "No way. I hate needles. I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with gas." The cowboy replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here," he says, "Take this pill." The cowboy asks, "What is it?" The doc replies,"Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised and ask,"Will that kill the pain?" "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull the tooth."
The Cowboy Boots
Just too cute not to share !!! (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, She had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when
Cowboy And His Horse ...
A cowboy and his horse? This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says: "You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. " What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief? "The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse". So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee.
Cowboys And Lesbians
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
The Cowboy Boots
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping 0ne of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots of f his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots
Cowboy Boots
The Cowboy Boots" Body: (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he s
The Cowboys
THE COWBOYS (ouch) Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cowboys. Q: What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Dallas, Texas, in case of a tornado? A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring? A: Thieves. Q: Why was the Tuna upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common? A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road.)
Cowboy Joke Of The Day
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar f
Cowboy Wisdom
Never walk when you can ride, and never stand when you can sit. A man is not born a cowboy - he becomes one. Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town. Never squat with your spurs on. Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark. Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they all have their good points. Only a fool argues with skunks, mules or cooks. Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf. Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain't talking. If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute probably will. cowgirl wisdom Cowgirl wisdom Never walk when you can wrap your arms around a good looking cowboy and hitch a ride. A woman is not born a cowgirl....she sort of got ropped into it! Behind every successfull ranchers wife ....is a cowboy who stays on the ranch while the little lady is having fun in town! Never squat in the dessert Its a mistake to drive anything in the dark unless it is your lady.... If the r
Cowboys & Cowgirls Of Ct
I see I appearently joined the wrong group when I came to CT. I asked for ya'lls help for the 2nd time and again you've let me down as well as my CT GF this time. We both asked for your help this time and didn't get it. I am beginning to wonder if ya'll are really friends or what. If this is how you treat your friends I'd guess you treat your enemies with the upmost respect. I'm totally sick of people asking for shit and I give but when I ask, no one pays attention. Think about it before you comment or reply. This kinda crap pisses me off and I don't care if ya'll understand it or not. I don't know to what think anymore now. Screw it, I'm going to bed.
The Cowboy
A Cowboy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a While and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, he? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "We
A Cowboy And Indian
While riding on the range one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey, dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: Look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: Look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: Extreme look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty well, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
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Cowboy Jokes
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!! !!" To which Margaret replies........ "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.
Cowboys All The Way
Cowboy Humor
Bubba's Buttholes Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba. "The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..." Texas Redneck The National Transportation Safety Board recently divu
The Cowboy
A West Texas rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly
Cowboy Walks Home
Cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started riding out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
A Cowboy's Life (poetry - Written In 2001)
A Cowboy's Life to my wife, Elaine, and our daughters, Kasandra and Dezirae My black wool hat It's as black as our cat But without the insistent purr. With a rattlesnake band And small silver conchos, it's grand, Western, made of felt, not fur. Black leather I wear A jacket, with easy care, And Durango boots as black as the night. "Cowboy" they call me And a steel cowboy I am, A rider of iron horses On and off concrete on-ramps. "Cowboy Daddy" to my little girl And just "Daddy" to my older daughter My wife's my sweet cowgirl With whom my life's so complete - I love you, my sweethearts, You're truly my world, My wife, my love, and my two sweet girls. Robert Patrick McGuire Copyright ©2007 Robert Patrick McGuire
A Cowboy In A Gay Bar !
Brokeback Bar (lol) cute A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "T imex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shake
Cowboy Logic
The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, that the males be castrated and let loose again, and the population would eventually be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f*ckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em."
Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Cowboy Wisdom Goes A Long Way
Don't squat with your spurs on, Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Aways drink upstream from the herd.
The Cowboy And Married Women
THE COWBOY AND MARRIED WOMEN 1 THINK I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY I GET HIT ON BY THE MARRIED WOMEN,I MEAN IF YOUR NOT HAPPY BEING MARRY THEN WHY WOULD YOU BE? U KNOW?FOR SOME REASON I ATTRACT MARRY WOMEN IT MUST BE MY HAIR OR SOMETHING OR I GET YOUR DRUGGIES I GUESS CAUSE I GOT LONG HAIR IM THIS EVIL PERSON I DONT GET IT,HEY IF YOUR MARRY THATS GREAT BUT IM GETTING SOME WHO THINK THEY GONNA MEET ME 1 WORD NO WAY.I DONT FEEL LIKE BEING SHOT AT ,YEARS AGO I MET A LADY FROM THE PERSONALS AD WHO WAS SUPPOSELY SINGLE TURNED OUT SHE LIE AND I GOT A PHONE CALL AND NEXT THING I KNOW I GOT A GUY AT MY DOOR WITH A SHOT GUN WONDERING WHY HIS WIFE IS OUT WITH ME,U KNOW I HAVE TALKED OT MARRED WOMEN THEY HUSBANDS SAY IM A NICE GUY I DONT HIT ON THERE WIFES,I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE USE THE NET FOR DATES AND STUFF I KNOW MARRY WOMEN SOME FOOL AROUND EACH TO THERE OWN BUT COME ON IWANT SOMEBODY WHO IS SINGLE MEANS NO BOY FRIEND,HUSBAND SO ON,U KNOW IF YOU SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING TO KNOW ME,JUST BE SINGLE,IM
Cowboy Contest
To all my friends, fans, family, would ya drop by at the link below and put ya comments in for me n have ya friends help me out as well. Repost this link as well if ya like. *smiles* Most comments win this one. This is my first contest ever entered and would appreciate all the help possible!!! May i return the favor one day!!! Take care n have a good one!!! *smiles* Rod aka HarleyCowboy http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=159760&i=3334358744
Cowboy's Heart
Born with a broken heart a cowboy is Now he'll piece it together to be broke again Each time he pieces it together he learns He's learned speed only works with trucks and bulls With women you'll lose sight of it all Now he ponders the wrongs cause she's gone He'll think about a drink But that ain't the way to go Night of tears and pillow holding But it'll all heal and he'll take the knowledge The wrong he made in this one He'll keep from the next So tonight he'll Cowboy Up!!!! commentburner.com
A Cowboy Yearns
THis cowboy yearns to where a gorgous and precious young lady is .. he thinks of her often and misses her every min... He remembers all the talks and phone calls and can hear that sweet voice. This cowboy yearns for a moment to hold her close and kiss her tender lips.. to be able to never let her go but put a smile upon her face that would never go away .. this cowboy yearns to be in another state even if it aint home .. just to be close to the the young lady that makes his days go by and puts a smile upon his face ..
Cowboys W/o Horses
OK, I see a LOT of profiles out here with people claiming to be cowboys, but not one photo shows them working with, or even sitting on their horse...or any horse, for that matter. I don't consider myself a cowboy (despite what the ranchers I work with tell me), but one of the absolute worst things that would happen to a cowboy is to have someone take his horse, or to ever be caught without one. Their horse is not just a beast of burden, it's a business partner that any cowboy wouldn't be caught dead without. In fact, being w/o a horse on the range will likely end up with the cowboy dead from starvation or dehydration. It's like Vanilla Ice, claiming to be something he wasn't to get some form of cred. Point is, don't call yourself a cowboy if you're not.
The Cowboy's Last Ride
The old cowboy finishes the days ride, he get off the old paint in the middle of pasture .. He takes the saddle off and the briddle .. He says Old paint the days for us have come to and end .. we have made our last ride. I will miss you ole pard, fur i am goin to the big ranch in the sky to be a top hand for the Big Cowboy up there. The cowboy slaps ole paint in the ass and said i see ya again .. The cowboy walks back to the bunkhouse and set the saddle on the front porch. He goes in and eats a little grub. He write a little not to those that know him .. Dont be sad my friends fur i am in a better place. I am up with all the top notch cowboys and wokin for the Big Ranch IN the Sky. .. the cowboy finsihes the writins and lays down in bed. He says his prayers and to sleep he goes. The cowboy never woke up the next morn but we all know he is up on the BIG Ranch in the Sky ..
Cowboys With Skoal
Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State : 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! "They then asked,"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Cowboy Beginnings
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
Cowboy Boots
The Cowboy Boots An elderly man, Bert, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Cowboy Boots!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Ft Worth. Bert >always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale >one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into >the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' >Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Bert storms off into the >bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked >except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice >anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's >different? It's hanging straight down today, it was hanging down >yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert >yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING STRAIGHT DOWN, MARGARET?' >'Nope,' she replies. 'IT'S HANGING STRAIGHT DOWN BECAUSE IT'S ADMIRING >MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!!!!!' To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a >hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat'.
Cowboy's Guide To Life
A Cowboy's Guide to Life 1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none. 3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. 4. Always drink upstream from the herd. 5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions. 6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. 7. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still back there. 8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. 9. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. 10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.
Cowboy Boots!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope,' she replies. IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat'
The Cowboy
Have you ever sat around a campfire and sang a song. About a lonely cowboy who had gone wrong. A cowboy that loved a maiden so trim and fair, but wanted much more than this poor cowboy could spare. He planned a bank robbery so he could get money, to buy pretty things for the one he called honey. But something went wrong on that terrible night. For he shot a man and had to take flight. Across the dessert he rode in a flurry. His horse had been strong, but now it grew weary. It started to slow, then stumble and fall. In a race that was lost, he had given his all. The cowboy jumped up and took off on the run, but something hit him hard and around he spun. When the posse arrived he just smiled and said, "Tell Rose I love her", and then he was dead. No more would he ride and sing a love song. For the love of a maiden, he had gone wrong. And now he rides for that ranch in the sky, and we hope he finds his Rose in the sweet bye and bye.
Cowboy Way!!!
COWBOY WAY!!! Category: Writing and Poetry COWBOY WAY!!! He wakes up before the sun rises, Just like he's always done, And he makes himself some coffee, Before the morning sun. He watches out the window, Waiting for the morning light, Looking over the pastures, Making sure everything looks alright. He's got a lot to do, Just like every other day, He's got to water his animals, And than go and feed some hay. So he goes and starts his tractor, Giving it time to warm up, As he runs inside the house, to refill his coffee cup. He packs himself a lunch, Because he doesn't get a break, A lunch that consist of a pop, and some left over steak. Than he's off to do his duty, taking care of this place, doing the kind of work, that could never be replaced. He enjoys what he does, Because he knows what life's about, And it's the ranchers way of life, That has never givin him doubt. Now the sun's going down, And it's starting to get dark, As for tomo
Cowboy Boots!
Cowboy Boots An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas . Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, Notice anything different about me? Bessie looks him over, Nope. Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, Notice anything different now?? Bessie looks up and says, Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat.
The Cowboy's Love
It has been many days now since this cowboy has talked to you .. You are his pride and joy. the love of his life . the one who keeps him goin through each day . this cowboy is homesick to where you are , he yearns for each days moments to hold you close and kiss your tender lips. He wants you to be his one and only, the one to be there till the end. the one he will love and cherish and the one he will spoil and treat like a queen . each day apart from you his heart grows fonder and his love grows deeper and deeper . As each day passes not a moment goes by that his mind ponders on what your doin or if your ok. His love for you is undying and he cares for you more than anything in this world, because of this you are the Cowboy's Love ..
The Cowboy's Last Ride
The old cowboy finishes the days ride, he get off the old paint in the middle of pasture .. He takes the saddle off and the briddle .. He says Old paint the days for us have come to and end .. we have made our last ride. I will miss you ole pard, fur i am goin to the big ranch in the sky to be a top hand for the Big Cowboy up there. The cowboy slaps ole paint in the ass and said i see ya again .. The cowboy walks back to the bunkhouse and set the saddle on the front porch. He goes in and eats a little grub. He write a little not to those that know him .. Dont be sad my friends fur i am in a better place. I am up with all the top notch cowboys and wokin for the Big Ranch IN the Sky. .. the cowboy finsihes the writins and lays down in bed. He says his prayers and to sleep he goes. The cowboy never woke up the next morn but we all know he is up on the BIG Ranch in the Sky ..
The Cowboy Yearns
THis cowboy yearns to where a gorgous and precious young lady is .. he thinks of her often and misses her every min... He remembers all the talks and phone calls and can hear that sweet voice. This cowboy yearns for a moment to hold her close and kiss her tender lips.. to be able to never let her go but put a smile upon her face that would never go away .. this cowboy yearns to be where this gorgous young lady is .. .. just to be close to the the young lady that makes his days go by and puts a smile upon his face ..
Cowboys Pre Season Game Tonight
IRVING, Texas (AP) - There are so many ways to hype the Colts-Cowboys game Thursday night. Wade Phillips making his debut as Dallas coach against a team playing its first game since being crowned Super Bowl champions! The Colts returning to Texas Stadium, where their bid for a perfect season ended after a 9-0 start last November! And All I got to say is GO COWBOYS !!!!!!
The Cowboy's Heart
The cowboy's heart is big as the size of Texas.Its full of love and care to share with someone. Its been that way all the yrs the cowboy has been. The cowboy thinks it will be the same for yrs to come. Try after Try the cowboy has done. Not one single person wants to love and care for his big heart. He feels like the ole lone cow that was lost in pasture waitin for other cattle or someone to lead her home. Everyday the cowboy thinks of bein the lone one sittin on the front porch in the rocker with heeler at side .. just lookin out at the vast beauty God has put around him at the ranch. With all this thought the cowboy's heart grows smaller and weary but the cowboy hopes that maybe someday someone would end it ..
The Cowboy Boots
There's an elderly couple named Margaret and Burt. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat
Cowboys 2007 Schedule
1 Sun. Sep 9 Giants 8:15 p.m. ET 2 Sun. Sep 16 @ Dolphins 4:05 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 3 Sun. Sep 23 @ Bears 8:15 p.m. ET 4 Sun. Sep 30 Rams 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 5 Mon. Oct 8 @ Bills 8:30 p.m. ET 6 Sun. Oct 14 Patriots 4:15 p.m. ET 7 Sun. Oct 21 Vikings 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 9 Sun. Nov 4 @ Eagles 8:15 p.m. ET 10 Sun. Nov 11 @ Giants 4:15 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 11 Sun. Nov 18 Redskins 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 12 Thur. Nov 22 Jets 4:15 p.m. ET 13 Thur. Nov 29 Packers 8:15 p.m. ET 14 Sun. Dec 9 @ Lions 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 15 Sun. Dec 16 Eagles 4:15 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 16 Sat. Dec 22 @ Panthers 8:15 p.m. ET 17 Sun. Dec 30 @ Redskins 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX
Cowboy Computer Specialist
Cowboy Computer Specialist * Log On: Making a wood stove hot * Log Off: Too much wood on fire * Monitor: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove * Down Load: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck * Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse * Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood * RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood * Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time * Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside * Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season * Byte: Whut dem dang flys do * Chip: Munchies fer the TV * Micro Chip: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag * Modem: Whatcha do to the hay fields * Dot Matrix: Ole Dan Matrix's wife * Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps * Keyboard: Whar you hang the dang truck keys * Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes * Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn * Mouse Pad: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse
Cowboy Shoppin' Trip
I wish I'd written down the source to this gem! Hit's a longun! COWBOY POETRY -- BUYING A BRA You know, I've never been much for shopping In fact I try to stay away from town Except when shipping time comes, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with their ma But before I left she asked me, "Would you pick me up a bra?" Without thinkin' I said "sure," How tough could that job be? I bent down and kissed her And said, "I'll be back by three." Well, when I done the things I needed I started to regret Ever offering to buy that thing, I was working up a sweat. I crossed the street to the ladies shop With my hat pulled over my eyes, I wasn't takin' any chances On bein' recognized. I walked right up to the sales clerk I didn't hem or haw I told the lady right straight out, "Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra." >From behind I heard some snickers So I turned around to see At least fiftee
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Cowboy
> Subject: A Rope & Two Knots! > > > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a > man > > >> of > > >> the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. > > >> > > >> After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down > the > > >> road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. > > >> > > >> The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" > > >> > > >> The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them > cows, > > >> they're roping!" > > >> > > >> She replies, "Oh, I see!" > > >> > > >> After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. > > >> > > >> Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?" > > >> > > >> The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!" > > >> > > >> She replies, "Oh, I see!" > > >> > > >> Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started > to > > >> get ready for bed. When they got in
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Cowboy
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the western plains >> without water. >> >> His horse has already died of thirst. >> >> He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last >> breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand >> several yards ahead of him. >> >> He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what >> looks to be an old brief case. >> >> He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. >> >> She is wearing a Tax Office ID badge and a dull grey dress. >> >> There's a calculator in her pocket-book. She has a pencil tucked behind >> one ear. >> >> "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three >> wishes." >> >> "I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an >> Inland Revenue genie." >> >> "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks >> like you're a goner anyway
Cowboys Vs Bills
I watched this game a was a crazy crazy game. Romo threw 6 inter. and the cowboys were down by 8 point till 2 minutes in the game. Then they won in the last 2 sec. that was the wildest cowboy game I have ever seen.
Cowboy's Are A Dying Breed
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that doesn't drink, smoke or dip. To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours
The Cowboy And Hillary
Senator Clinton is on a plane to Texas and finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him. 'You know,' she says, 'I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk.' The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, 'Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What'd ya like to discuss?' 'Oh, I don't know, 'says Hillary with a hint of sarcasm, 'How about Iraq?' 'Hmm,' says the cowboy, sensing the Hillary's attempt to belittle him, 'That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?' Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton's replies, 'I haven't the slightest idea.' 'So tell me then,
The Cowboy's Season's
As I bridle in the morning in the dawn of early spring, And slip the bit between her teeth and catch the throat latch string, I think of how we both first met each in love and fancy free, Somehow I thought you'd never have a backassward kid like me. As I bridle in the morning of the summer mountain heat, And the pollen rises on the grass with the fall of each hoof beat, I look there over yonder at our camp in the trees, You followed me a horseback just as pretty as you please. As I bridle in the morning on the first day of the fall, And the drifting leaves all hide the track there is no trace at all, The horse we call the Princess drives on she's in no hurry, Fringe sways out and all around the flat top of our surrey. As I bridle in the morning at the sign of early snow, I'll ride out brisk to meet the day—it's time for me to go, But first I'll hitch the cutter sleigh for one more winter glide, Then ride my trail but circle back to where two hearts abide. As I
A Cowboy's Love
Lord that gal was the purtiest thing I believe my eyes'd ever seen. So it was all important this jewel was polished and bright and clean. I spit and rubbed and fussed at it until I was sure it would clearly be, The perfect gift for my newfound queen, to entice her eyes t'ward me. 'Twas found upon the prairie, this bright red jewel of no equal match. Perhaps it was destiny, finding it there amongst the rocks and thatch. A perfect plastic heart, it was, but in my mind it was purest jasper, And just the thing to bestow on the prettiest little gal in Casper. A valentine beyond compare, she'd never see another like this. While only eight years old, there was already thoughts of wedded bliss. I would certainly be a shoo-in to garner this sweet lady's hand, Red haired, with dimpled chin, the purtiest little gal in the land. My heart raced, and hands were shaking while I gave her the precious gem, The, oh so perfect red plastic heart, with the lacy white plasti
Cowboys Ground Eagles In Dominating 38-17 Win
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 38 - EAGLES 17 Cowboys Ground Eagles In Dominating 38-17 Win The Cowboys continued their winning ways as they crushed the Eagles 38-17 in Philadelphia. It was only their 2nd win in 9 tries in Philly. It all started with the first snap of the game, and the Cowboys never looked back from there. On the very first play from scrimmage, Marcus Spears and DeMarcus Ware sacked Donovan McNabb and forced a fumble that Bradie James recovered at the Eagles 37 to put Dallas in business right off the bat. It wouldn't take long for Romo to capitalize off the turnover. On the 6th play of the drive, Julius Jones ran a draw play right up the middle from 2 yards out to give the Cowboys an early 7-0 lead. The Eagles responded immediately though. McNabb led the Eagles on an 8-play drive that ended in a 3-yard Brian Westbrook touchdown to tie the game up at 7. From there on out, it was all Dallas. On the next Cowboys drive, Romo once again led his team down the field
Cowboy Stuff
Cowboy Code of Ethics Current mood: calm Cowboy Code of Ethics 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. 9. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. 12. AND FINALLY: After eatin
A Cowboy
Harsh winds blowing as he rides Into the night. His hat pulled down over his leathery face, Just to cover his eyes. His oiled leather duster pulled up to his chin, He hides himself from the cruel world- As her love rescued him. He loves her like no man, And his love is expressed in his songs, The ones he sings under the night sky As he warms his hands over a blazing fire. The quiteness of the open sky, And the crackling of the fire, He pulls his guitar out and plays. In his song, there is sadness. In his music there is love, And the woman that he loves never hears. He longs to be by her side, Yearns to be in her arms, But he knows that he never will. His companions all laugh and joke About the women that they will chase In the next town, But he only can think of her- In the town he left behind. His heart, he promised her, And his love, he gave, And as the cattle lull themselves In the distant darkness, His fingers strum and his voice- Deep and emot
Cowboy Logic
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Cowboy Rules
Cowboy Etiquette In the outback country of the West, working cowboys still follow rules of etiquette that have been handed down through generations. How do you know these rules if you haven’t been exposed to cowboy culture? Mary Flitner of Diamond Trail Ranch in Greybull, Wyoming, sums it up best, “Be quiet and humble. Your cowboy skills (if you have any) will show in due time and you need not try to show them.” Let’s discuss a few of these codes and explain their purposes. Code #1: Never touch another person’s horse or tack. Cowboys don’t touch or handle another man’s mount. Some ranch horses are hard to handle and the riders don’t want their animals disturbed by someone else. This policy also holds true when saddling and unsaddling a horse and loading or unloading a horse from the trailer. Saddles and tack are highly valued personal items that should be handled only by their owners. Sometimes the tack has repairs or riggings that must be handled in a
Cowboys Crush Jets To Move Up To 10-1
Cowboys Dominate Jets on Turkey Day, and move to 10-1 Tony Romo helped improve the Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day record to 26-14-1. Regardless of where they go from here, Tony Romo, Terrell Owens and the 2007 Dallas Cowboys already have reached an impressive peak in team lore: 10-1. Romo threw two touchdown passes, including a late one to T.O., sending the Cowboys past the New York Jets 34-3 Thursday and giving Dallas its best record through 11 games in its 48-year, five-championship history. "We haven't made any of our goals yet -- we didn't make the playoffs, we didn't win the division, we didn't get home-field advantage -- but I am proud of that, our team is proud of that," Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said. While the milestone is nice, it's only good for a share of the NFC lead. Green Bay also is 10-1 and the Packers are headed to Texas Stadium next Thursday night. If the Indianapolis-New England game earlier this month was hyped as Super Bowl 41 1/2, this upco
A Cowboy's Christmas Wish
The snow is fallin and the cowboy brings the Texas Christmas tree in .. He props the ole tumbleweed up in the corner fur little tinker stuff to hang . He places a pic of the gorgous young lady that has his heart and wishes. He placed some stringed popcorn around and little orniments too. Once done he sits back in the rockin chair placed in front of the rock fireplace. This Christmas the only wish he wanted is to have his love in his arms and being able to hold her and kiss her. He grabs his fiddle layin on the mantle and starts playin some tunes. Christmas aint Christmas with her not here. The old cowboy gits up out of the chair and begins to dim the lights. He lays down and begins to think of her and a tear runs down his cheek. Goodnight my love where ever you are he says as he closes his eyes and sleep he goes ..
Cowboys Carve Up The Jets In Thanksgiving Classic & Make Milestones Galore!
Cowboys Carve Up The Jets In Thanksgiving Classic! I don't think there was a soul in Dallas who believed the Cowboys would lose to the lowly Jets on Thanksgiving Day at Texas Stadium. They were right. Once the snow flurries started falling, once you smelled the aroma of a great Thanksgiving dinner coming from the kitchen, once you saw the "Silver and Blue" take the field, you knew that destiny was on the side of the Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys absolutely demolished the New York Jets by a lopsided score of 34-3 and set a new franchise record with a 10-1 start to their magical 2007 season. The game was an amazing showcase of the superior talent-laden team led by the NFC's top quarterback, Tony Romo. Romo, actually led the Cowboys upfield during their first possession of the game on a quick scoring drive that was completed by a Marion Barber touchdown to put the Boys up 7-0. That was all they needed, but there was even more excitement to come in the next three quarters
Cowboy
Every part of a cowboy's outfit has a purpose.Every part of a cowboy’s outfit has a purpose. Many people today wear western clothes because they like the style. Cowboys and cowgirls choose clothes for their usefulness. In the late 1800s, many cowboys lived outdoors. They carried all of their supplies on a horse. They needed useful, durable clothes for life in the wilderness. A cowboy used his hat, or “Stetson,” for many things. (John B. Stetson invented the felt cowboy hat.) A cowboy’s hat kept rain from his neck and sun from his face. Oats for horses could be put inside. Hats could hold water for drinking or putting out fires. A cowboy could wave his hat as a signal. People could tell by a cowboy’s hat where he came from. Men from rainy areas wore hats with a deep crease in the crown. The crease let water drain off easily. In windy areas cowboys wore hats with a low crown. They were less likely to get blown off by the wind. Cowboys from sunny places needed hats with wide bri
A Cowboy In A Gay Bar ( Joke )
A Cowboy in a Gay Bar A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink. "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the t
The Cowboy Is Gone!!!
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Cowboys Safety Roy Williams Suspended For 1 Game For Tackle On Mcnabb
Cowboys safety Roy Williams suspended for 1 game for tackle on McNabb December 17, 2007 NEW YORK (AP) -- Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams was suspended without pay for one game Monday by the NFL after his third illegal "horse collar" tackle of the season. Williams, whose use of the tactic led to the league passing a rule making it a 15-yard penalty, did it against Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb in Sunday's 10-6 loss. He will miss Saturday night's game at Carolina, which will cost him $35,000 -- one week's salary. Grabbing the inside collar of the back of the shoulder pads or jersey, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling down a runner brings a 15-yard personal foul. "He's real strong, especially with his hands. You go to your strength, so he's going to grab somebody with his hands," Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said Monday, before the punishment was announced. "And the way it is now, they tape those jersey
Cowboys Place 11 On Nfc Pro Bowl Team
THEY HAVE THE MOST PLAYERS VOTED INTO THE PRO BOWL THIS YEAR.. THEY HAD 11 TOTAL Cowboys place 11 on NFC Pro Bowl team December 18, 2007 NEW YORK (TICKER) -- With a 12-2 record, the Dallas Cowboys are enjoying a magical season. The Cowboys have been rewarded for their success, placing a franchise record-tying 11 players on the NFC Pro Bowl team that was announced on Tuesday. Dallas also had 11 players on the 1993 and 1994 NFC Pro Bowl teams. Washington Redskins free safety Sean Taylor, who was murdered in a shooting at his home last month, was named to the team posthumously - the first NFL player to be honored in such a fashion. A replacement for Taylor will be announced at a later date. Highlighting the Cowboys' picks were quarterback Tony Romo, wide receiver Terrell Owens and tight end Jason Witten. The Green Bay Packers, who are tied with the Cowboys for the best record in the NFC, placed four players on the team, including quarterback Brett Favre
Cowboys Week 17 Preview
GAME PREVIEW: COWBOYS @ REDSKINS Cowboys (13-2) vs. Redskins (8-7) Sunday, December 30, 3:15 PM CT on FOX Week 17 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys have nothing to play for as it relates to their playoff positioning for the season when they meet the Redskins at FedEx Field in the regular season finale. They have already clinched home-field advantage throughout the playoffs with Green Bay's loss to Chicago last week. However, a win would set a new franchise record for most wins in a season, and it is always sweet to beat the Redskins. A Dallas win would probably knock the Redskins out of the playoffs as well. The Cowboys will be resting a lot of their starters, and even the ones that do play probably won't see more than a half of game action, but that still doesn't mean that we won't be trying to win this game. Wade Phillips has continued all week the importance of winning this game all week, so it should be very competitive. You have to applaud the
Cowboy Junkies: Helpless
Cowboys And Patriots
One foggy night, a Dallas Cowboy fan was heading north from Dallas and a Patriots fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on... The Patriots fan manages to climb out of his car, he looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Dallas fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Patriots fan walks over to the Cowboys fan and says, "Hey,man, I think this is a sigh that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Cowboy fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." He goes to his car, pops his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Patriot, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Patriots fan agrees. After sucking down over 1/2 of the bottle,
Cowboy's' Are A Dying Breed
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every Cowboy th
Cowboy Boots
Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should l
Cowboy
Legacy of the Rodeo Man There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' goin' on beneath his hat. And back behind his eyeballs and pumpin' through his veins Is the ghost of every cowboy that ever held the reins. Every coil in his lasso's been thrown a million times His quiet concentration's been distilled through ancient minds. It's evolution workin' when the silver scratches hide And a ghostly cowboy chorus fills his head and says, "Let's ride." The famous and the rowdy, the savage and the sane the bluebloods and the hotbloods and the corriente strain All knew his mother's mothers or was it his daddy's kin 'Til he's nearly purely cowboy, born to ride and bred to win. He's got Buffalo Bill Cody and Goodnight's jigger boss And all of the brave blue soldiers that General Custer lost The ghost of Pancho Villa, Sittin' Bull and Jessie James All gathered by his campfire keepin' score and takin' name
Cowboys And Angels
Cowboys and Angels On the eighth day, God noticed a problem For there below Him stood a cowboy alone Stubborn and proud, reckless and loud God knew he’d never make it on his own So God looked out all over Creation And listened as that cowboy prayed God took passion and thunder Patience and wonder, then sent down The best thing that God ever made Cowboys and angels, leather and lace Salt of the Earth meets heavenly grace Cowboys and angels, tested and tried It’s a long way to heaven And one hell of a ride Nothin’s changed since the dawn of Creation For you will find them together today And only heaven above them knows why She loves him But he must be the reason she don’t fly away Cowboys and angels, leather and lace Salt of the Earth meets heavenly grace Cowboys and angels, tested and tried It’s a long way to heaven And one hell of a ride It’s a long way to heaven And one hell of a ride
Cowboy From Texas Attends A Social Function
A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary Clinton is attending and trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies." "Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of New York to call their Sena
Cowboy Logic
Subject: Fw: Wisdom from old boy from Oklahoma I thought some of you might enjoy this. A "good ol farm boy from western "Oklahoma" writes a column like this each week. There is a lot of truth in this, or this is the truth which ever you preceive. "What's Under My Hat" by Monte Tucker----------January 28, 2008 Howdy friends and neighbors. Come on first Tuesday in November! I have already had about all of the Presidential election I can stand. Surely, somewhere out there in this great nation is a "good ol' boy or gal," that is worth voting for. You know, someone that has actually done something, not just talked about what they think they have done. It's only the first quarter in the game between the R's and the D's. Both sides keep talking about time for change. Just what are they going to change? They obviously haven't changed the game of politics. Billary and Bama Lama Ding Dong boost the word "change" every tim
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Cowboys From Hell By Pantera
Oh, come on Under the lights where we stand tall Nobody touches us at all Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without We're gonna take what's ours to have Spread the word throughout the land They say bad guys wear black We're tagged and can't turn back You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town Here we come reach for your gun And you better listen well my friend, you see It's been slow down below, Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell Deed is done again, we've won Ain't talking no tall tales friend 'Cause high noon, your doom Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell Pillage the village, thrash the scene But better not take it out on me'Cause a ghost town is found Where your city used to be So out of the darkness and into the light Sparks fly everywhere in sight From my double barrel, 12 gauge, Can't lock me in your cage You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town
A Cowboy Song
When She's Near Me When She's Near Me Her eyes see right through me. Her soul holds me, and her love amazes me. When she’s away, I still feel her touch. And when I close my eyes, I can still taste her sweet lips. But… When she’s near me, I lose control… Emotions run wild as horses On an open plain… I get lost in her eyes, And found in her touch, In love is where I am When she’s near me. When she’s away, I can still hear her voice Calling my name, And I can still feel the love of her touch, Just keeping me in line… But… When she’s near me, I lose control… Emotions run wild as horses On an open plain… I get lost in her eyes, And found by her touch. In love is where I am When she’s near me. Yes, in love is where I am When she’s near me, And in love with her even when she’s away, My heart and soul—I lose control, Emotions running wild as horses On an open plain— Getting lost in her eyes and being found in her touch. When she’s near me, I lose contr
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Cowboys - Counting Crows
Cowboys on the road tonight Crying in their sleep If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand, And some promises to keep, Who wanted to change the world, What’s as easy as murder? It’s all headlights and vapour trails And Circle K killers And I know I could look at anyone but you now I could fall under the eyes of anyone But you now, now, now, now So come on, come on, come on Oh, come on through now Come on, come on, come on Oh, come on through now This is a list of what I should have been But I’m not This is a list of the things that I should have seen But I’m not seeing The look in your eyes As his fingertips slid down your neck And made you shiver I’m just turning away from where I should have been Because I am not anything Oh, anything, oh The President’s in bed tonight But he can’t get to sleep ’Cause all the cowboys on the radio are killers And I believe she loves you ’Cause you never make her feel like anything She said, "I wouldn’t feel a t
Cowboy Life
The Lone Cowboy: A young cowboy came up to me And placed his hat upon his knee, His wild, big eyes looked so sad; I smiled at him, and he was glad. The cowboy was twenty, I was sixteen. The way he looked at me was sharp and keen. His name was Joel, and he asked me mine; He asked how I was, and I told him "fine". I knew I had seen him, but I knew not where; But somehow I knew for this boy I had care. As I thought, it soon came to me, That I had been his wife-to-be. Now it's been five years since I left town, And Joel hadn't known what had come down. I had his child, now a girl of five, And I had often wondered if he was alive. The truth was soon told, he was a gunman; And he was chased by a deputy hangman. I cried as he told me he loved me that night; I wondered where he would be, come light. Then he went out, and I heard his steps go As he walked into the street down below. I froze as I
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Cowboy Take Me Away
When I was a little girl(the one still inside me)..my Dad showed me the wishing star.He picked me up and we looked out my bedroom window.He told me what to do and how I can have and be anything I want. I thought but not for long.My dad comes from the bush,I had a morally decent upbringing filled with good principles.We watched a lot of movies.Westerns lol. I wished for a cowboy.I think maybe at the time I was hoping it was gonna be Robert Duvall or John Wayne lol(still waiting)Though my life and heart has gone in many directions,always I am brought back home to that wish.
Cowboy Up
Cowboy Up When a Cowboy's in a pinch he just tightens up the cinch, spurs his horse and rides right through it cause that's the way the Duke'd do it. He'd Cowboy Up. And with our country now in danger a cowboy's like the old Lone Ranger. Ridin' hard and shootin' straight fightin' those who spread the hate. He'd Cowboy'd Up. A Cowboy's ready and he's willin' to face the foe, like Marshal Dillon. And when the gunsmoke clears away Cowboy Spirit wins the day. So, Cowboy Up. Pull your hat down tight and don't back down from what is right. We'll bring back "Happy Trails" for you like Hoppy, Gene and Roy would do. Think back about Flight 93 and how those heroes came to be. They knew that thousands more could die if they just let that airplane fly They Cowboy'd Up. One widow had this tale to share. A husband's love and one last prayer. And when their sacrifice was done terror lost and Freedom won "Let's Roll", he said and Cowboy'd up. Cause Cowboys fight
Cowboy Needs Our Help! (written By Gem)
Hello everyone! GEM here (aGEM4life) and I'm here to ask for help. Cowboy is in a bling pack giveaway and needs 3,500 comments by Monday. He would be there helping if he could but he has gotten sick and for now doesn't have the strength to sit at the pc and do anything. I know for a fact Cowboy has helped MANY of you level up when he saw your plea for help. Now its YOUR turn to help him! Before you can bomb his pic in the giveaway you need to have R/F/A Stephanie Lynn. Thank you in advance. ~Donna aka GEM 'Stephanie Lynn's Profile' Pic to Bomb...
Cowboy Cookies
Cowboy CookiesMakes 20 Cookies Ingredients: 2 Cups All-Purpose Flour 2 Cups Old-Fashioned Oats 1 Tsp Baking Soda 1/2 Tsp Baking Powder 1/2 Tsp Salt 1 Cup Unsalted Butter (at room temperature) 3/4 Cup Granulated Sugar 7/8 Cup Dark Brown Sugar (packed) 2 Large Eggs 1 Tsp Vanilla Extract 1 1/2 Cups Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips 1 Cup Walnuts (chopped and toasted) Preheat Oven to: (Don't preheat the oven until step 7) Instructions: 1) Whisk flour, oats, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a medium bowl until well blended. 2) Beat butter and sugars together in a large bowl until light and fluffy. Use an electric mixer if possible. 3) Beat eggs and vanilla in to the butter mixture. 4) Beat in the flour mixture until just combined. 5) Stir in chocolate chips and walnuts by hand. 6) Cover this dough and chill in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour. 7) Place both oven racks near the center of the ov
A Cowboys Love Song
Cowboy's are just good ole boys wearin' cowboy hats longing for a beautiful girl to love. Cowgirls know what it takes to make a cowboy's heart turn soft as a well-worn saddle; Love on the range is a kinda special love and stronger than my feelin' for my horse or pick-up truck; Only a real cowboy knows how to love on the range and keep the feelings warm during cold winter nights and lonely ole times. Now this ain't no country song, and the poetry here don't really rhyme, but the feelin's are as real as the sky. Country stars are poets longing for a song to sing and cowboys are way too shy to express emotions so openly We'd much rather sing a song that recite poetry. And no song would be complete without something about your eyes and smile so here it is: Your eyes are as blue as the sky and everytime I look at the sky I think about you; Your smile is like the bright sunshine and it brightens my day everytime you smile.
Cowboys From Hell
Under the lights where we stand tall Nobody touches us at all Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without We're gonna take what's ours to have Spread the word throughout the land They say the bad guys wear black We're tagged and can't turn back You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town Here we come reach for your gun And you better listen well my friend, you see It's been slow down below, Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell Deed is done again, we've won Ain't talking no tall tales friend 'Cause high noon, your doom Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell Pillage the village, trash the scene But better not take it out on me 'Cause a ghost town is found Where your city used to be So out of the darkness and into the light Sparks fly everywhere in sight From my double barrel, 12 gauge, Can't lock me in your cage You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town Here we c
Cowboy Is His Name & Other Poems
Near the end of the movie "8 Seconds", Lane, Tuff and Cody are flying over the Cheyenne arena, and Cody reads a poem entitled "Cowboy is His Name." That poem is really a shortened version of the poem "Legacy of a Rodeo Man" by Baxter Black. (Cody's not a poet!) Both versions are printed below, with the permission of Baxter Black. And, below those two poems is a poem called "Freckle's Advice" that Baxter wrote and Lane read at his friend Freckles' funeral. Cowboy Is His Name There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' Goin' on beneath this hat. The cold flame burns within him 'Til his skin's as cold as ice And the dues he paid to get here Are worth every sacrifice. All the miles spend sleepy drivin' All the money down the drain, All the 'if I's' and 'nearly's,' All the bandages and pain, All the female tears left dryin', All the fever and the fight Are just a sm
Cowboys & Cowgirls Train
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Cowboy Fans~vote Felix Jones Rookie Of The Week!
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Cowboy Way Of Life
Ok i get asked alot if im a real cowboy so sad that my way of life has been taken over by alot fruads the term cowboy has one meanin it means we follow a code based on hard work respect trust honor n manners towards women we are stubborn lot but loveable just takes the right woman to understand us were determined n aint afraid of nothin n we work till our work is done thats just a lil bit of my life just to much to type lol it aint about a cowbys ass in his jeans its about the love he has for his land his horse n love for his family if U like to know more about my life feEl free to ask thanks n yall have a good day allan
Cowboys Dream
Every cowboy has one, Just like his hat, boots and jeans. It's a part of his genetic make-up, This thing called a Cowboy's Dream. Now this dream has many sections, And each section has just as many parts. But the end result leads to a cowboy's toughest feature, Located smack dab in the middle of his heart. Now give the cowboy credit, Cause he'll try his damnedest not to show it. But most of us have been through it enough, To speak in detail about how we know it. His vision of perfect beauty, One that could steal his breath at any moment. A life put on hold and a mind on edge, By the reoccurring dream of that special woman. Within his life of solitude, A cowboy's mind is plagued with lots of time. Time spent on opinions he'll never use, And the girl he might never find. Most any cowboy has had his share, Of women along the way. And people will argue that he's just a player, Using those women in his sinister game. But that isn't true for the bett
The Cowboy And The Hippie
I've always enjoyed this song by Chris LeDoux; I think it makes a lot of sense... The Cowboy and the Hippie by Chris LeDoux On a highway thru the desert beneath an over pass Sat two hikers just watchin' cars go by Now one was wearin' sandles with straggly matted hair Rose colored glasses for his eyes Now the other was a cowboy he'd been down on his luck Lost his money at the Tuson rodeo And he sat beside what remained of his trusty pickup truck And like the hippie now he's thumbin' down the road Some folks don't realize that it's a well know fact Cowboy's and hippies ain't never got along Was it just coincidence or some weird act of fate That brought these two together on the road They sat there without talking while the morning sun rose high When a hot desert breeze commenced to blow And the fragrance of the incense and six weeks without a bath Finally drifted down and reached the cowboy's nose Well man that really did it he couldn't take no more And h
Cowboys Debt
cowboys debt There was a debt to pay For the devil has arrived today He sits down at the table and pores himself a shot of whiskey Grinning with his stained rotten teeth Chasing his whiskey down with a smoke The saloon reeked from his cigar Feeling the nerve to ask why he came But the words were lost to his wheezing cough I’ve known this man all of my life For I was the child of his deceased wife I grew so far apart from this wicked man I hated him for what he stands He swaged another round of whiskey And confessed to me that he was guilty I loved your mama boy don’t get me down I gave her my heart but she took it to town Oh son the years of crying behind closed doors I made a promise to tell you the truth and nothing more With an x on my chest where my heart once lye And the years of crying felt of needles in my eyes I felt so much anger it was hard to bare So I gave him a look with a filthy stare The nerve he has after all these years As his grin turne
Cowboy Caviar
Cowboy Caviar 1 15-ounce can black-eyed peas, rinsed and drained 1/4 cup thinly sliced green onion (2) 1/4 cup finely chopped red sweet pepper 2 tablespoons cooking oil 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1 to 2 fresh jalapeno chili peppers, seeded and chopped 1/4 teaspoon cracked black pepper dash of salt 2 cloves garlic, minced assorted crackers or tortilla chips In a bowl combine black-eyed peas, green onions, sweet pepper, oil, vinegar, jalapeno pepper, salt, and garlic. Cover and chill overnight. Serve the mixture with crackers or tortilla chips.
Cowboy Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 (16 ounce) jar prepared salsa * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon brown mustard DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Place the chicken in a shallow baking dish. In a medium bowl, stir together the salsa, brown sugar and mustard; pour over the chicken. Cover the dish with aluminum foil. 3. Bake for 1 hour in the preheated oven, until chicken is cooked through. Remove the foil for the last 15 minutes to brown the chicken.
Cowboy Rides Away
i rode out of town heading west with nothing on my mind but what was on the road with me,as i rode thru a blanket of stars and a sea of sand i realized all my problems were laying hundreds of miles back and couldnt touch me here.i keep riding and watch as the sun comes over the mountains and notice i am the only one on the road so i crack the throttle a little more bringing her up to 85 and settle back for the ride .as i roll past hills of sand and an occasional animal searching for food i relaize i have been riding for over 13 hrs and i am somewhere in the nevada desert so i begin looking at the horizon for a town or semblance of civilization just then i notice a little station just ahead.i begin gearing down and slowing the bike to a stop next to a set of antique gas pumps and look at the small station and restuarant next to it .just then an ole boy comes strolling out of what looks like the last chance garage and heads towards me with a big grin(i notice thru the dir
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Cowboys Vs. Giants
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Cowboys Playoff History Results
2009 ??????????????????? 2008 NYG: 21, DAL: 17 Final nfc division • Jan. 6, 2007 - NFC Wild Card - Seattle 21, Dallas 20 • Jan. 3, 2004 - NFC Wild Card - Carolina 29, Dallas 10 • Jan. 9, 2000 - NFC Wild Card - Minnesota 27, Dallas 10 • Jan. 2, 1999 - NFC Wild Card - Arizona 20, Dallas 7 • Jan. 5, 1997 - NFC Divisional - Carolina 26, Dallas 17 • Dec. 28, 1996 - NFC Wild Card - Dallas 40, Minnesota 15 • Jan. 28, 1996 - Super Bowl XXX - Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17 • Jan. 14, 1996 - NFC Championship - Dallas 38, Green Bay 27 • Jan. 7, 1996 - NFC Divisional - Dallas 30, Philadelphia 11 • Jan. 15, 1995 - NFC Championship - San Francisco 38, Dallas 28 • Jan. 8, 1995 - NFC Divisional - Dallas 35, Green Bay 9 • Jan. 30, 1994 - Super Bowl XXVIII - Cowboys 30, Bills 13 • Jan. 23, 1994 - NFC Championship - Dallas 38, San Francisco 20 • Jan. 16, 1994 - NFC Divisional - Dallas 27, Green Bay 17 • Jan. 31, 1993 - Super Bo
Cowboy's
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Cowboy Dan
Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean He's gonna start a war He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor And says "I got mine but I want more" Because, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean He goes to the desert, fires his rifle in the sky And says, "God if I have to die you will have to die" Because, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene I didn't move to the city, the city moved to me And I want out desperately Can't do it, not even if sober Can't get that engine turned over Can't do it, not even if sober Can't get that engine turned over No, no, not even if sober Can't get that engine turned over Standing in the tall grass Thinking nothing You know we need oxygen to breathe, oxygen to breathe Everytime you think you're walking you're just moving the ground Everytime you think you're talking you're just moving your mouth Every
A Cowboys Version...... Real Affection Please Read Then Ull Understand Me And What I Stand For !!!!!!!!!!!
A Cowboy's Version When I'm ridin' alone in the night-time way out on the desolate range, With the moon shinin' down through the cloud-hills and the canyons and draws lookin' strange And the shadowy buttes loomin' dimly, way out where the coyotes call, I know that the hand of no human conceived it and fashioned it all. When I'm lopin' across the wide mesa where blossoms send out their perfume, I know that an All-Wise Creator had somethin' to do with each bloom; 'Cuz no mortal hand on this planet could paint us them colors, I know, Nor spangle the coulees and foothills with all the gay posies that grow. I know that the greem of the ranges don't come at the biddin' of man; The landscape makes all of them changes because of the Creator's plan. I know that the beauties about me--the sunshine, the blooms and the rest, Wa'n't put there by man nor his helpers, but at the good Lord's own behest. And nights when I lie at the campfire and look at the stars in the
A Cowboys Thoughts
He's tough as nails so it seems to his children and their dreams. His arms are as red as his blood he bleeds from strechin wire and pullin weeds. When it comes to his kids and family he's a doctor a lawyer, pyschologist, weather man, a truck driver a Marine a warrior a protector and friend but most of he's their daddy. Lives off the land from his labor giving credit to his maker and never complaining bout not having enough. To them those callused hands turn to velvet when he holds them when the cry from a bad dream or a bad day or a bad fall off their horse. Some say he's the last of a dying breed and that his kind will soon be gone but as long as beef is needed him and his kind will be around face it the country was built around em ya cant git rid of em. He seems cool and collected on the surface but inside a turmoil wells that he does not let his kids see. Troubled by inner demons that prey upon his mind and soul but he stays strong and stubborn enough to keep a possion from them occ
A Cowboy Named Bud
This is a riot!! :-) A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?' Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, w here he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Ham
Cowboys And Cowgirls From Hell
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The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A.. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out! Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Cowboy Up America
When a Cowboy's in a pinch he just tightens up the cinch, spurs his horse and rides right through it cause that's the way the Duke'd do it. He'd Cowboy Up. And with our country now in danger a cowboy's like the old Lone Ranger. Ridin' hard and shootin' straight fightin' those who spread the hate. He'd Cowboy'd Up. A Cowboy's ready and he's willin' to face the foe, like Marshal Dillon. And when the gunsmoke clears away Cowboy Spirit wins the day. So, Cowboy Up. Pull your hat down tight and don't back down from what is right. We'll bring back "Happy Trails" for you like Hoppy, Gene and Roy would do. Think back about Flight 93 and how those heroes came to be. They knew that thousands more could die if they just let that airplane fly They Cowboy'd Up. One widow had this tale to share. A husband's love and one last prayer. And when their sacrifice was done terror lost and Freedom won "Let's Roll", he said and Cowboy'd up. Cause Cowboys fight until they
Cowboy Wisdom
Never miss a chance to rest your horse If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. Only cows know why they stampede. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it's still there with ya. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. All I know is what I read in the papers. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Don't name a cow you plan to eat. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Keep skunks, lawyers, developers, and bankers at a dist
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tazwd2003@...: can i ride u for a moment, i considered replying with a "where are we going?" but i'm not in the mood for such horseplay (dorky ass pun intended) instead, i am content to just fantasize about how awesome this person who nicknames himself "taz" is in bed and how, in fact, i want him to ride me so badly *eye roll* i think i'm missing out on the greatest experience in my life. i mean, no one ever has the intelligence to make such a comment to me without ever having spoken to me before. taz= who wants to be compared to a stocky and fairly retarded cartoon character?
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Cowboy Way *Cowboy up*......lol A REGULAR GUY- WILL WATCH SOMEONE IN NEED A COWBOY- WILL BE RIGHT THERE HELPING A REGULAR GUY- MIGHT HAVE SOME MANNERS A COWBOY- KNOWS THE MEANING AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW NOT TO A REGULAR GUY- DOESN'T KNOW RESPECT A COWBOY- KNOWS AND SHOWS IT TO EVERYONE EVEN WHEN NONE IS SHOWED TO HIM A REGULAR GUY- HIS DAY STARTS AT MAYBE 7 IN THE MORNING A COWBOY- MOST OF THE TIME ITS AT OR BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND LASTS TILL THE JOBS DONE A REGULAR GUY- WILL LOOK FOR A FIGHT SO HE CAN LOOK TOUGH A COWBOY- WON'T START A FIGHT BUT WILL SURE END IT A REGULAR GUY- DRINKS TILL HE PASSES OUT A COWBOY- DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF PASSING OUT A REGULAR GUY- DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE IS BORED AND HAS NOTHING TO DO A COWBOY- DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO KNOW WHAT BEING BORED IS A REGULAR GUY- WILL TALK SHIT AND THREATEN TO KICK YOUR ASS A COWBOY- DOESN'T TALK SHIT HE WILL JUST PLAIN OLD KICK YOUR ASS THEN LISTEN TO YOU A REGULAR GUY- WILL T
Cowboy From The West
It wasn't his genetics or some fabled cowboy deed. His rock-hard ranch existence had spawned a different breed. He was indeed a different breed- this cowboy of the west. It wasn't how he walked or talked or how the cowboy dressed. And it was more than how he roped, or how the man could ride. His rock-hard ranch existence had branded him inside. So deep inside the brand was burnt, it set the man apart… more inner strength; more stamina; more steely grit and heart. Just like Montana cattle, a breed that has survived when other stock have languished, or dropped somewhere and died. It wasn't his genetics or some fabled cowboy deed. His rock-hard ranch existence had spawned a different breed.
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Cowboy...Cowboy Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chilling the most Then rock that bitch up and down the coast Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars Then to Tijuana... I wanna roam Find Motown and tell them fools to come back home Start an escort service, for all the right reasons And set up shop at the top of four seasons Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a Cowboy baby With the top let back and the sunshine shining Cowboy baby West coast chilling with the Boone's Wine I wanna be a Cowboy baby Riding at night cause I sleep all day Cowboy baby I can smell a pig from a mile awa
Cowboys & Cowgirls
HOWDY FUBAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HOWL! I AM SENDING OUT A GREAT VIDEO TODAY WITH SUZY BOGGUSS AND JERRY JEFFY WALKER IN IT!  WHEN YOU LISTEN TO IT PICTURE YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL HORSE IN THE STATE OF MONTANA. YOU ARE WORKING THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT AS A COWGIRL/COWBOY WATCHING A HERD OF CATTLE UNDER THE MIDNIGHT STARS. LISTENING TO THESE TWO GREAT MUSICIANS DO THIS SONG WILL ACTUALLY "PUT YOU THERE" HOWL!  ENJOY AND YOU CAN FIND MANY MORE OF THEIR SONGS ON U-TUBE.
Cowboy Prayer
Our Gracious and Heavenly Father,We pause in the midst of this festive occasion, mindful and thoughtful of the guidance that you have given us. We would ask today, Lord, that you be with us in this rodeo arena as we pray you will be also with us in life's arena. As cowboys, Lord, we don't ask for any special favors in this arena today. We only ask that you will let us compete in this event, and in life, as You did for us. We don't ask that we never break a barrier, draw the steer that won't lay, draw around a chute fighting horse, or a bull that is impossible to ride. Help us to compete in life as honest as the horse we ride; in a manner as clean and pure as the wind that blows across this Texas country; so when we make that Last Ride, that we know is inevitable, to the Country Up There.. Where the grass is green and lush and stirrup-high and the water runs clean and clear; You will tell us, as our Last Judge, that our entry fee's are paid. We ask these things in Christ's Name.
Cowboy's Prayer
Cowboy Prayer Thank you Father for choosin the cowboy life for me Riding the range, mending fences and sleeping under the stars Enjoying all your creations, Father how awesome you are. Some folks spend their days chasing silver and gold, you see And when they finally get it it's easily wasted away Me, I chase horses and cows most all of the day. When the night comes, I'm tired, sore and cold I make myself a fire, eat my vittles, spread out my bedroll. Then I play my harmonica, singing out loudly and bold, Til my good friend, Pumpkin is sound asleep. And as I sink into peaceful and irreversible sleep Please, please do not for me weep, I happily lived my life as a cowboy, the life God chose for me.
Cowboy Named Bud
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, G
Cowboy Rules :)
Cowboy rules for Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon,Nevada, and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight, it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck, because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 , I-15 & I-35 goes north and south. Pick one and go. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outta your hand
Cowboy
Cowboy at the WAWA with hes lady, nothing personal your not worth the time or the effort to go through. Your lady, no interest. Ambulance went East on 322 as expected. I can barely walk due to the Heart? CNS is what's causing that. Damage is to the Heart, Brain, and other organs. Yes, I'll make the appointment but any surgery I highly doubt. Nothing personal, no interest here or any place else. Norio  
A Cowboys Dream
Last night, as I lay on the prairie, And looked at the stars in the sky, I wondered if ever a cowboy Would drift to that sweet by and by.I hear there's to be a grand round-up Where cowboys with others must stand, To be cut out by the riders of judgment Who are posted and know all the brands.The trail to that great mystic regionIs narrow and dim, so they say;While the one that leads down to perditionIs posted and blazed all the way.Whose fault is it, then, that so many Go astray, on this wild range fail, Who might have been rich and had plenty Had they known of the dim, narrow trail?I wonder if at the last day some cowboy Unbranded and unclaimed should stand, Would he be mavericked by those riders of judgmentWho are posted and know all the brands?I wonder if ever a cowboy Stood ready for that Judgment Day, And could say to the Boss of the Riders, "I'm ready, come, drive me away"?For they, like the cows that are locoed,Stampede at the sight of a hand,Are dragged with a rope to the round-
Cowboys From Hell Paso
Ok freaks! Ck. Thease cats out . They are truly The real deal. The are a Pantera Tribute band hailed from El Paso. Cowboys From Hell Paso. If you dig pantera and Dime Bag as much as the rest of us they will truly will blow your mind and for be written in stone. Just search there name and you will find them. I cant speak highly enough of them. For you that are fortune enough to live in El Paso get out and support them,www.myspace.com/cowboysfromhellpaso Copy and paste there link.REmber this: We are making HISTORY\,,/\,,/
A Cowboys Love Song
A COWBOY'S LOVE SONG Cowboy's are just good ole boys wearin' cowboy hats longing for a beautiful girl to love. Cowgirls know what it takes to make a cowboy's heart turn soft as a well-worn saddle; Love on the range is a kinda special love and stronger than my feelin' for my horse or pick-up truck; Only a real cowboy knows how to love on the range and keep the feelings warm during cold winter nights and lonely ole times. Now this ain't no country song, and the poetry here don't really rhyme, but the feelin's are as real as the sky. Country stars are poets longing for a song to sing and cowboys are way too shy to express emotions so openly We'd much rather sing a song that recite poetry. And no song would be complete without something about your eyes and
Cowboy Last 3 Wishes !!!!!
A cowboy is riding across the plains of the Old West, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. ``You have been sentenced to death,'' said the Chief, ``but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests.'' The cowboy thought for a minute and said, ``Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse.'' ``Give him his horse,'' said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods... ``Second wish,'' said the Chief. ``I'll need my horse again,'' said the cowboy. ``Give him his horse,'' said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie.
A Cowboy
A REGULAR GUY- WILL WATCH SOMEONE IN NEEDA COWBOY- WILL BE RIGHT THERE HELPINGA REGULAR GUY- MIGHT HAVE SOME MANNERSA COWBOY- KNOWS THE MEANING AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW NOT TOA REGULAR GUY- DOESN'T KNOW RESPECTA COWBOY- KNOWS AND SHOWS IT TO EVERYONE EVEN WHEN NONE IS SHOWED TO HIMA REGULAR GUY- HIS DAY STARTS AT MAYBE 7 IN THE MORNINGA COWBOY- MOST OF THE TIME ITS AT OR BEFORE THE SUN COMES UPA REGULAR GUY- WILL LOOK FOR A FIGHT SO HE CAN LOOK TOUGHA COWBOY- WON'T START A FIGHT BUT WILL SURE END ITA REGULAR GUY- DRINKS TILL HE PASSES OUTA COWBOY- DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF PASSING OUTA REGULAR GUY- DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE IS BORED AND HAS NOTHING TO DOA COWBOY- DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO KNOW WHAT BEING BORED ISA REGULAR GUY- WILL TALK SHIT AND THREATIN TO KICK YOUR ASSA COWBOY- DOESN'T TALK SHIT HE WILL JUST PLAIN OLD KICK YOUR ASS THEN LISTEN TO YOUA REGULAR GUY- WILL TELL A WOMEN HE LOVES HERA COWBOY- HE WONT JUST TELL HER HE LOVES HER HE WILL TELL HER SHE IS THE ONLY ONE FOR HI
The Cowboy
    It's been said countless times around a campfire and in songs that a cowboy is born with a broken heart. I reckon this is true but it's not for the reasons most think.     You see a cowboy longs for the days of old when we could saddle a horse and ride into the wild blue yonder and not see a living body for weeks at a time. We long to see the rolling prairies and not all the steel and concrete of the world today.     We long for the love of a good woman and will sit by a fire many a night and dream of who she might be and where she might be. We long for the days of old when everyone was a friend and always had a hot cup of coffee in a old tin cup.     I reckon we are the last of a dieing breed but we're not gone just yet. There are still a few of us ole boys around trying to make it the best we can with a fake smile upon our faces as we die a little inside with every new building that goes up.     We won't make a big ruckus when our time comes, we will simply just fade away int
Cowboy/biker Poem
Cowboy/Biker The Slow, Fast lane By Russell (Thor) Wade   Was posed a real question Not too long ago, Was I Cowboy or a Biker At the time I didn’t know A leather vest, a cowboy hat Poised up on my bod, Long hair and cowboy boots Wow, go figure that Does he ride a horse or bike? Was the question on that day? I tell you that’s what I like Much to their dismay. Not much of a horseman ‘On a steel steed I ride Is there a difference Both have a six shooter by their side. The legend of a biker And cowboys are all the same Riding the open spaces Is the name of their game. @
Cowboys Lead Giants 7-5 After First Quarter
Tony Romo surpassed 20,000 career yards passing with a 12-yard touchdown pass to tight end John Phillips and the Dallas Cowboys took a 7-5 lead over the New York Giants after the first quarter Sunday night.marc jacobsCowboys rookie running back DeMarco Murray had to be helped off the field at the end of an 8-yard run. It appeared that his right ankle got rolled under a defender while being tackled. New York, which has lost four in a row, had gone ahead 5-0 on a safety when Romo fell down in his own end zone after being spun around by a defender and Lawrence Tynes kicked a 23-yard field goal. The Cowboys then went 80 yards in eight plays, the last when Romo rolled to his right and then threw a screen to Phillips on the left side for the tight end's first career touchdown.marc jacobs bagsDespite their losing streak, the Giants came into the game only one game back of the NFC East lead behind the Cowboys. The division's top two teams play twice in the last four weeks of the regular sea
Cowboy Bebop:staring Keanu Reeves
Cow boy Bebop is about a martial artist /kung fu -space "bounty hunter" who hunts down criminals for money in order to fuel his space ship. I think Keanu is a perfect fit for this charcter and i think his side kick should be played by X-men's saber-tooth "liev schreiber "and maybe even hugh jackman also. I don't know i guess i feel bad for the guy because X-men origins sucked it. I  cant wait its like comic-con has went from comic book heros to animation charcters. although 1998 is timely the audience to this animation it is a perfect re cap and gathering for this movie . On the other hand Akira is a little to far fetched for this audience i think that leonardo dicaprio should really focus on his motion picture because it contains more than just karate and bimbo action in his movie. Good luck keanu and leo on your movies. cant wait....
Cowboy Country Live
    COWBOY COUNTRY LIVE come on in yall (repost of original by 'DJ COUNTRY FE2 DrunkNpubliK' on '2012-03-29 19:52:17')
Cowboy Country Live On Air Now Dj Crazy Blazen Wolf
    COWBOY COUNTRY LIVE come on in yall (repost of original by 'DJ COUNTRY FE2 DrunkNpubliK' on '2012-03-29 19:52:17')
Cowboy's Prayer
Our Gracious and Heavenly Father,We pause in the midst of this festive occasion, mindful and thoughtful of the guidance that you have given us. We would ask today, Lord, that you be with us in this rodeo arena as we pray you will be also with us in life's arena. As cowboys, Lord, we don't ask for any special favors in this arena today. We only ask that you will let us compete in this event, and in life, as You did for us. We don't ask that we never break a barrier, draw the steer that won't lay, draw around a chute fighting horse, or a bull that is impossible to ride. Help us to compete in life as honest as the horse we ride; in a manner as clean and pure as the wind that blows across this Texas country; so when we make that Last Ride, that we know is inevitable, to the Country Up There.. Where the grass is green and lush and stirrup-high and the water runs clean and clear; You will tell us, as our Last Judge, that our entry fee's are paid. We ask these things in Christ's Name.  
Cow Friends
I was just watching the news, it said that a person committed a crime and on the voice recorder was the sound of a cow. I called them and said lQQk, stop offending me, my EX girlfriend did NOT DO IT! Plus she never makes as sound, unless she is giving milk! You know i have not had milk in quite some time! Love, Amedeo
The Cowgirls And Cowboys Of Cherry Tap Welcome The Royal Family To Cherry Tap
OKAY YALL LISTEN UP THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO INTRODUCE A NEW GROUP HERE ON CT SO WITH FURTHER ADO WE WELCOME THE ROYAL FAMILY OF CHERRY TAP AND THE GROUPS FIRST AND SECOND IN CHARGE ARE AS FOLLOWS Angel ~ Family ~ Queen of The Royal Family~ Queen of C.T.@ CherryTAP Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com *~Hot Momma 22*~ PRINCESS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ~@ CherryTAP ~THE COWGIRL IN PINK THE HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP ~SHATTERED SPIRITS~SECOND IN CHARGE OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP~
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Cowgirl In Me
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The Cowgirls And Cowboys Of Ct Official Cherry Tap Licences
ANYONE WISHING FOR AN OFFICAL C N C OF CT CHERRY TAP GROUP MEMBER LICENCES FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A LINE I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO ANY MEMBER A TAG WHO WISHES TO HAVE A C N C CHERRY TAP LICENCES JUST GIVE THE COWGIRL A YELL! I HAVE POSTED MINE IN MY DEFAULT FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
Cow Girls
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Cowgirl's Dream!
Sitting here with nothing to do ! But, close my eyes ,and think of you! Your smiles was bright, And,your eyes would shine! Forever, be proud to call you mine! But, now all i see, Is a cloud of gray! I wish you were here! Like you were the other day!
The Cowgirl Is Back
I've been around, took time off to settle down, but now I'm back and hopefully for good. I have so much I want to say, things I've learned along the way, but first it's Hi to all the friends I've missed. Don't worry guys, I still live under Southern skies and my country ways are still coming on just as strong. I'm as patriotic as I've always been, so I know some I'll still offend, but what good am I if I'm not raising a little cane? I've got some stories to tell even lived through a couple hells, but I'm stronger for it and standing taller all the same. So look for more soon to come, this is just a post and run but I'll be back even if you don't really care. This site needs more Southern flare to lighten up the drama's glare I'm sure there's still plenty going on here everyday. I've sure missed you guys, never did get to say goodbye but there is no need to now the cowgirl is back around!
Cowgirls
COWGIRLS LIKE TO RIDE BAREBACK TOO!!

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