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You'll Just Have To Deal
It must be nice, living in your world. I don't think I have ever despised, anyone this much before. Sneaking and disguising, but I can see through your cold heart. I knew you were there, seen you from the start. I don't see you as a threat, you're just a scared little bitch. I am here to stay, so deal with it. You can't run me off, not scared in the least. I am out there for everyone, including you to see. Try and beat me, you wrinkled up old hag. Dang, I've resorted to name calling, how pathetic is that? I don't care, I'm saying what I feel. Like it or not, you'll just have to deal. With the fact that you, cannot move me. My feet are planted on the ground, firmly.
You Love Me
You Love Me Thick skin, Soft touch, but it's na-na-na-not enough, Forgiving arms, The higher road, Working hard but it's na-na-na-not enough, You say, I'm not good enough, I'm not good enough But what you really mean is, You're not good enough, you're not good enough You can't deliver so you turn it around You didn't let me down, you didn't tear me apart You just opened my eyes, while breaking my heart You didn't do it for me I'm not as dumb as you think, You just made me cry While claiming that you love me You love me, you love me You said you loved me but that I I'm not good enough, i'm not good enough Stronghold, but fun ride, But rollercoasters aren't just na-na-na-not enough, I keep it in, you wear me out, This kind of love is na-na-na-not enough, Said I'm just a sinking ship, I'm just a sinking ship, But what that really means, Is you can't handle this, you can't handle this, You couldn't win so you turn it around... You didn't let me down, you didn't tear me
You'll Never Learn...
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You'll Be Screaming My Name
I put on this gown, just for YOU. It's silky, smooth, see-through. Touch it, let it slide off your hand. Take pride in knowing, YOU are my man. Lay me down gently, slide it from the bottom up. Hang onto the soft moans, created by your touch. Get lost in my curls, covering the bed. Creating a halo, over my head. I am no angel, but this feels like Heaven. Holding onto YOU, and the love YOU are giving. All I ask is please, don't stop. Nothing compares to this, feeling I've got. The passion, the peasure, the raw emotion inside. A feeling too powerful, impossible to hide. Don't pull away, don't YOU dare. You're hitting all the right spots, so be prepared. I'm bringing my, "A" game. I promise you before it's over. YOU'll be screaming my name.
You Love Me...you Love Me Not!
You Love me, You Love me not....Will I ever hold your heart,Will you let me play that part.Show me real, Show me true,Show me, the real sides of you.I love you, I love you not....The real type of love can't be bought.I gave you me, I gave you my heart.You made it sing from the start.You made me believe it was all real, Our vows, a solid deal.But, now...The songs are gone, the air lies still.Not a bird to sing the mellody, that once gave our hearts wings.The songs are gone, the air lies still.You Love me not, I love you still.Don't tell me your sorry, cause we know your not.Put all that shit back into the wishing pot.You Love me, You Love me not....I Love you, I wish I did not.....The stars are dark, the dreams are gone.Our moon now shines for others to see.You've done the damage, now let me be.Back away, give me back my Key.I'll lock it safely away, before you let it break on me.But now....The thrill is gone, Pain lies here.The fault is mine, I signed the deal.The songs still needing t
You'll Never Loose Your Value
A well-known speaker started off his seminar holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it...?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And, he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you wil
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You Love Everyday Hurts
Being hurt by someone you love everyday hurts less than you both breaking up and being apart from each other. I'd rather be hurt everyday.
You'll Think Of Me
I Woke up early this morning around 4amWith the moon shining bright as headlights on the interstateI pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleepBut thoughts of us kept keeping me awakeEver since you found yourself in someone else's armsI've been trying my best to get alongBut that's okayThere's nothing left to say, butTake your records, take your freedomTake your memories I don't need'emTake your space and take your reasonsBut you'll think of meAnd take your cap and leave my sweater'Cause we have nothin' left to weatherIn fact I'll feel a whole lot betterBut you'll think of me, you'll think of meYou'll think of meI went out driving trying to clear my headI tried to sweep out all the ruins that my emotions leftI guess I'm feeling just a little tired of thisAnd all the baggage that seems to still existIt seems the only blessing I have left to my nameIs not knowing what we could have beenWhat we should have beenSoTake your records, take your freedomTake your memories I do
You'll Never Know
You'll never know what you really mean to me.  You'll never know how I see you, and how when I hear your voice my whole world lights up.  You dont see the smile I get when you text me while I'm at work, or hell, how I jump for my phone every time I get a text, my heart beating out of my chest hoping it's from you.  You don't know how much I hate falling asleep without you, waking up every hour or so because you're not beside me.  Or how my heart falls because I missed your call.  Or how it breaks at the disappointment in your voice when I hear your voicemail.  You'll never know what I would do for you, what I would give to be by your side.  You'll never understand the safety I feel in your arms. You are my world, my heart, the other half of my soul.  When we're apart, I don't feel whole, when we're together, I feel like we could do anything.  I miss you so desperately tonight, I want to cry.  I have cried tonight.  I love you, and the next 13 hours are going to drag! Jugga, you are e
You Live With It!!
The pain is too intense, to ignore. I need to find the key, to lock this door. To lock it forever, and never find it again. The door that opens a gateway, to back then. It’s in my head, I can’t get over the pain. The constant battle, the screaming of their names. I am not sure if I was, living at all. My heart was beating, but from behind a wall. A wall I built for myself, only I know. Somewhere safe in my head, I would go. Whenever they would creep in my room, take it from me once again. It was never really me they took, they couldn't get in. To my safe place, inside my mind. I had to be there, at that place and time. Otherwise I would have been, forever lost. But a piece of me is still stuck there, I will pay what it cost. To just forget, to wipe the slate clean. To start over, a new beginning. To be able to reach out, and someone grab my hand. To not be the victim, to not understand. What it’s like, to be on the strong survi
You'll Be Watching
So the day has arrived,The day we’ve dreaded so much,Even though it’s been a year now,We still miss your loving touch. Everything was always better,With just a hug from you,But after the last year,Even the slightest touch will do. At night I lay here,Thinking about you,How much I love you,And how much I miss you too. You gave me courage,You made me strong,When I didn’t think I could make it,You knew I could all along. You were my grammy,But that’s not all,You were also my pillow,Whenever I would fall. This last year has been so hard,Not just for one, but for all,
You'll Akways Remain
YOU'LL ALWAYS  REMAIN   You'll Always Remain in Our Hearts You stood tall, strong, and firm in your place Never had a frown or wrinkle upon your face As you struggle to run your tiresome race, You kept a swift and steady pace. The smiles you wore in the presence of all: No matter how beaten, batter, even about to fall, Not once did you holler or even call You stood up tall and strong like a sturdy brick wall. Your comforting words, when one was feeling down The jokes you shared with everyone you met Throughout the town These things now will remain deep down in our hearts, With each new day that we all must start. You left us here with out saying good-bye Not a word was uttered, not even a cry; Your legacy now we will carry on For it is our strength and encouragement To remain strong...
You Light Up My Life - Leann Rimes
  So many nights, I'd sit by my window, Waiting for someone to sing me his song. So many dreams, I kept deep inside me, Alone in the dark, but now you've come along. And you light up my life, You give me hope, to carry on. You light up my days And fill my nights with song. Rollin' at sea, adrift on the waters Could it be finally, I'm turning for home Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I Love You" Never again to be all alone. And you light up my life, You give me hope, to carry on. You light up my days And fill my nights with song. You, You light up my life You give me hope to carry on You light up my day's And fill my life with song It can't be wrong when it feels so right 'cause you, you light up my life
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You Learn Something New Everyday
Wow...Learned something from someone who has been a mutual friend to both of us...I guess I just should have never bothered, either in the beginning, since you rarely had time to communicate(I ALWAYS made time for you), or after that 1 incident because you were never interested...& now I learned that you were ever only gonna consider me just a friend...You always made me feel like I had a REAL CHANCE WITH YOU...but it was a lie...I just wish you would have just said that but you didn't...WHY ?...were you afriad you would lose me as a friend ?...what do you think, I'm a shallow ? that just cause I LIKE YOU/AM INTERESTED IN YOU/WANT TO BE W/ YOU, that if you turn me down I'm just gonna be like a lot of the other guys on here & get all butt-hurt & stop being friends w/ you ?...I may have backed off a bit, but I would always stay friends w/ you...I guess you arent who you portrayed yourself to me... Oh Well such is life...& Just So You, that QUESTION I asked you; You are the 1st, LAST & ON
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You Made Me Laugh
I was sitting alone chatting with you You made me laugh I have been through one helluva ride I walk alone these days Trying to find the way to move on You are not the way But more of a means to my lost soul You made me laugh when you made fun of me YOu made one moment in time stand still I close my eyes and can see myself moving past all the wrong You made fun of me and made me feel like someone again Take your life and rip it apart Then start over again In one small sentence you made those bad times stand still You made me laugh with no control I look forward to laughing again My time is just beginning again When was life so cruel You could not make a mistake Then I meet you Then you make me laugh My life will find its way back to the light I will fight for that light But along the way I hope you will help me and be a friend and make me laugh
You Might Be A Newfie Jedi If.....
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You Mean Everything To Me
you mean the whole world to me yet i cant tell you this because im to shy to say so. i knows its only beena couple months but its like your slowly slipping right out from uner me, and the only way to keep you in place is to let you know how i feel...which is soo hard for me.....i just dont under stand at all.
You Made A Difference In My Life
You made a difference in my life When I was lost in my own little World you came into my life When I needed a shoulder to cry on You hugged me and dried my tears away When I was feeling sad and had no one to talk to You were there to listen and not judge me When I was at my weakest point you gave me Strength and inspired with your kind and loving Words When I felt empty, lonely and my mind was cloudy You helped me stay focus on life by showing the beauty Of life and how meaningful life really is To you my friend I give thanks today and everyday For always being there when I was at my weakest point You made a difference in my life by staying by my side You made a difference in my life for accepting me for who I am Today I look back at who I used to be and To you I give thanks for never giving up on me You've made a difference in my life I love you my friend.
You Make Me Wanna Blah Blah!!!
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You Meant So Much
You meant so much to all of us You were so special and thats no lie. You brightened up the darkest day and the cloudiest sky. Your smile alone warmed hearts, Your laugh was like music to hear. I would give absolutely anything to have you well and standing near. Not a second passes, When you're not in our minds. Your love we will never forget, The hurt will ease iin time. Many tears I have seen and cried, They have all poured out like rain. I know that you are happy now, And no longer in pain. RIP DAMON ALLEN CAMPBELL
You Make My Spirit Soar
You Make My Spirit Soar by Neil Bruce Ennis I look into your eyes, I'm falling Into you. I'm soaring In the azure sky In places and ways I never thought possible before. I touch your skin An electric tingle thrills me, I'm hectic As I wish your touch Would linger on me forever. I smell your scent the fluttering wings Of butterflies tremble in my stomach, As I long to immerse myself In all of you. Each little thing about you Makes the thought of life Without you, Seems as unthinkable As eagles that have never flown.
You Might Be A Redneck
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We spent one amazing night together months ago, right before you moved half way across the country. I'm walking through the airport to the baggage carousel, where I know you'll be waiting to meet me. I smile as I walk up to you. I let out a soft moan at your touch as you slip your hands around my waist to pull me in for a kiss that is at once tender and forceful, and full of the passion of too many months of cybersex. I can feel your cock hardening against my leg as I cup my hand around the back of your head and whisper in your ear "I spent most of the flight touching myself, in the bathroom, under a blanket, but I didn't let myself come, because I wanted you to do it". We stand there for what seems like forever waiting for my bag. Finally we are alone in your car, on the way back to your place. Once we are on clear of the garage and the traffic, I slowly start to slide my long black skirt up my legs. You're trying to watch the road, but as the fabric leaves my calves, my thighs, an
You Might Be A Pagan If:
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice... altar... you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are el
You Might Be A Diehard Harley Rider, If:
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You Might Be A Redneck Pagan If...
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You Make Me Weak
You make me weak. Falling to my knees unable to stay on my feet. My heart keeps racing as my soul keeps pacing. Wondering where you are. Crying silently with tears that simply won't fall. You make me weak. Broken down but I won't admit defeat. You make me weak..but you make me strong. So I'll wait..weak..strong...incomplete. ...I've been bored.... .::. Loyal.::.
You Might Be In Ems If...
You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... (Oh wait, that's only if you're a NEWBIE to EMS ;-) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with a complaint of: migraine lower back pain toothache (3rd time to ER, but can't make it to any dentist appointment) (choose one of the above),
You Might Be A Yuppie Biker If...
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You Make Me So Happy
Is it because you`re fun to be with i know this plays a part, that was one of the reasons i liked you from the start. Is it because you are considerate in everything you do, just what is this magic thing that i see in you. I don`t think i can pinpoint just one single thing, it`s just you and i`m so happy with all the joy you bring
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You Mean Nothing
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You Might Be A Redneck........
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If......
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You Make Me Whole
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You May Be A Ho If...
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You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time
You Might Live In Indiana If.............
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN INDIANA IF............. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Indiana. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Indiana. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Indiana. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Indiana. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN: 1. Vacation means going north or south on I 69 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings. 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlo
You May Be Close To Your Miracle!
You May Be Close to Your Miracle! Oral Roberts Part Two of Two Parts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The lives of the men who held the rope for Saul in Acts 9 were in grave danger. If they had been caught, not only would Saul have been killed, they would have lost their lives also. But they knew they were the only ones holding the rope. The only way Saul-who would change the world with the Gospel message-was going to get out of the city alive was for them to hold that rope. You may be holding the rope for yourself today. Maybe you're sick, or you've gotten some bad news and you're afraid. You may have lost your job and you're worried about how you're going to pay the bills. Maybe you feel like you can't hold on any longer. Don't turn loose because your basket may be just about to touch the ground! God is concerned about you. In Jeremiah 31:3 NKJV He says, "I have loved you with an everlasting love." God is touched
You Might Be A Redneck Compurer Geek If....
Redneck Computer Geek You might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if... If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks. Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization. Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money. Ya've ever been too drunk to chat. Ya think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's. Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can. Ya think a surge suppressor is a pill for diarrhea. Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls. Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds. Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL. Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard. Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin. Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote. Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard. Ya play Frisbee with yer CD Rom's. Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer "A Dr
You Make Me Sing Love Songs
Deep in my soul A love so strong It takes control Now we both know The secrets bare Feelings show Driven far apart I make a wish On a shooting star That there will come a day Somewhere far away In your arms I'll stay My only love And even though your gone Our love will still live on The feeling is so strong My only love My only love.... Gotta feeling It coudn't be clearer All I want is for you to be nearer Closer to the heart That beats for you Don't you know That I want want wantcha? I need you more Than the air I'm breathin So you better better Be believen That your the only one In this world For this girl I want someone to love To give my everything I just want to be with you Be with you baby Cuz if I had your love I'd have everything I just want to be with you Be with you baby Baby yeah...
You Might Think By The Cars
You Might Be Havin' A Redneck Christmas If...
... the nativity scene you set up in your yard includes two pink flamingos and the baby Jesus ... lyin' in a painted tire.
You May Be Addicted To Fubar If ??
Hello. Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is? Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your Fubar addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help. We`re a non-profit society of recovering Cherry Tap addicts like yourself that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings designed to help you cope with your problem. We feature a twelve step recovery program and in extreme cases, interventions. Although it is our firm belief that you are never "cured," you most certainly can recover. We have designed a brief checklist to determine if you are an addict. 1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal? 2) Check e-mail more than five times a day? 3) Spend more time chatting on Cherry Tap than eating or sleeping? 4) Surf a
You Make Me..
You stimulate to go for the victory You make me take every single fight You are the word “inspiration” in my dictionary You are a part of my pride You make me stand physical pain You made me mentally hard You learned me to enjoy the rain You made me made me a man apart You make me never lose faith You make me never forget you You learned me it’s never to late To make my dreams come truth
You Might Be Pagan If...
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire. 2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand what they are saying. 3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it. 5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6) Your familiar's ashes are on the mantel piece 7) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them. 8) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a nice...altar...you have there." 9 )n Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 10) You now that christmas tree's are originally Pagan, thats why you have one! 12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them. 13) You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN." 15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic w
You May Be A Correctional Officer If...
You may be a Correctional Officer IF... - -You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. - -You believe that 95% of people are a waste of skin - -Your idea of a good time is a "33" at shift change. - -You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you. - -Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. - -You can identify, a negative "teeth to tattoo" ratio just by looking at person. - -You find humor in other people's stupidity. - -You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see. - -You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest. - -You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. - -You plan what you're going to have for dinner while striping your duty belt - -You believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it sure is quiet around here." - -You refer to your OC as an "attitude adjustor" - -Your diet consists of food
You May Not Know This But, In Wyomg, We May Loose A Repub Senator
You May Not Know This BUT, in Wyomg, WE MAY LOOSE A REPUB SENATOR Message List There is a lot of attention on the situation is South Dakota with their new Senator having brain surgery, but here in Wyoming, we have a similar situation. Senator Craig Thomas announced the MORNING AFTER the election, where he was voted in again, that he has advanced leukemia. He has been hospitalized twice since then. There is a pretty good chance that, at he may step down or at the least will not be present for MANY votes in the Senate. If he steps down, the DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR will appoint his replacement. ALSO....out ONE rep to the House, Barbara "Babsie" Cubin, Repub Lapdog, won by LESS THAN 1000 votes. Wyoming is waking up to the abuses taking place in Washington and the destruction of the Constitution and the dollar. Happy NEW YEAR!!! "John Stroebel"
You Must Know
YOU MUST KNOW *77 CAUTION I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 c
You Make Me Sick-pink
You Make Me Sick Lyrics They make me sick I know I feel you That's why we got to stick together Yep, yep, yep *laughs I know it! 1 - You make sick I want you and I'm hatin' it Got me lit like a candlestick Get too hot when you touch the tip I'm feeling it, I gotta get a grip on this Driving me crazy baby don't you quit Can't get enought of it You got me going again Baby you got me going again You make sick We was on our way home on the freeway In the six double O bumpin' Isley He was gettin' kind of close, kind of touchy Guess he had a little too much Hennesy He told me that he wanna go home With me up on the hill to my condo Told me he would keep it all on the low-low But I told him go I don't really know though He got closer to me He started getting deep He had me in a zone When he started to show me things I never saw before Baby was smooth but I knew it was game Helluva a cool but you man had the same The way he licked his lips And touched m
You Might Be A Yankee If...
1. You Dont Know What A Moon Pie Is 2. You've Never had Grain Alcohol 3. You Think Okra Is From Okrahoma 4. You Eat Fried Chicken With A Knife & Fork 5. You've Never Been To A Zoo That Featured A Cow Or Chicken 6. You Dont See Anything Wrong With Putting A Sweater On A Dog!! 7. Two Generations Of Your Family Have Been Kicked Out Of The Same Prep School In Connecticut.. HELL... You're A Yankee If Two Generations Of Your Family Have Even BEEN To A Prep School! 8. You've Never Planned A Vacation Around A Gun & Knife Show 9. You Think Your Money Should Go To Important Scientific Research At Your University Instead To The Salary Of The Head Football coach 10. You Dont Have Doilies And You Certainly Dont Know How To Make One 11. You Get Freaked Out When People On The street Talk To You 12. None Of Your Fur Coats Are Homemade I'm Sure I Am Leaving Out A Lot.. But Cant Think If You Have One.. Add It To A Comment! :o)
You Might Be A Diehard Harley Rider, If
You Might Be a Diehard Harley Rider, if: #1: You call your bike your woman #2: You treat it like it was your daughter #3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror #4: You ride it more often than your wife (Hey, it can happen) #5: You take it out to eat more than your wife #6: You race against another bike and he loses #7: You rev up your engine late at night and the neighbors start yelling #8: You out ran the police #9: You ride in a rally and everyone compliments you about how good you and your bike looks #10: You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying Harley gear off the infomercials and off the internet
You+me+my Room=
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM =
You Make Me
You make me feel so happy whenever I'm with you. You make me feel so special- This love's too good to be true. I've never met anyone as lovely as you, You've changed my life so much. I've never been this happy before, I'm longing for your touch. I don't want to wait anymore My heart is liking love. Whenever I am with you I feel so high above. If I could have it my way We would never be apart. And I do have it my way, 'Cuz you're in my heart. I never want to let you go I want you there forever. We two, standing side by side, We'll make it there together.
You Might Be A Red.....
You Might be a Red-Neck if you…A line Jim Foxworthy has made famous. Is so true in this last installment of pictures I received thanks to Karie. Karie those pictures are awesome. I often wonder how many are truly real and how many are made up for net views. Somewhat like the TV show that I think is still surfacing called America’s Funniest Videos. AFV for short. I think it may have been called worlds funniest videos just the same because there are shots from all over at times. Mandy when the music from that show would come on she could be upstairs and doing something and hear that and come flying down the stairs to watch it. By far Amanda’s favorite show as a kid. Good Morning…almost forgot to wish you that before I caverned off in another direction. But, realistically how many think that like 50% of those videos were made up to win the money. I mean people have done more for less. Think about it, there is that one award that goes around every year I can’t think of what it is called be
You May Be Living In 2007 If............
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice th
You May Be Watching To Much College Football If...........
8. DURING BREAKFAST YOU ASK YOUR SON TO PASS THE NOKIA SUGAR BOWL. 7. YOU CANCELED THE FAMILY TRIP TO MEXICO AND YOUR GOING TO BOISE STATE INSTEAD. 6. YOU INSIST ON BEING CALLED "COACH" EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A DENTIST. 5. YOU TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER, "I'D LOVE TO GO TO YOUR WEDDING BUT THE NORTHERN ILLINOIS-TCU GAME IS ON. 4. EVERY TIME YOU WALK 10 YARDS, THREE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO MOVE THE CHAINS. 3. INSTEAD OF A SHOWER, YOU DUMP A BUCKET OF GATORADE ON YOURSELF 2. YOUR ALWAYS ASKING "WHAT WOULD JOE PATERNO DO?" 1. YOUR SOLUTION TO IRAQ - "I DUNNO, A PLAYOFF SYSTEM?"
You May Not Know These Things!
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, ove
You May.....
You Might Be In Ems If....
You find humor in other people's stupidity...(yes, yes I do) You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm...(yes, yes I do) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you...(bloody cheeseburger anyone?) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... (yes!!) You believe a good tape job will fix anything... (tape fixes EVERYTHING!) You have the bladder capacity of five people... (Eventually you will STOP doing the "pee pee" dance) You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... (Oh wait, that's only if you're a NEWBIE to EMS)(fuck that I wanna go home !!) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... (uh huh) You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker wh
You Make Me Wanna Scream
and not from hours of amazing rough make you rip bleeding you know naughty haqhahah i just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i havent had my own net in a week or so and it sucks ive actually hjad to sleep ..i hate sleeping although the kinky dreams i had last night were nice but they just reminded me of what i want and cant fucking have god damnit... i want penis and you know what 2 sides of pussy tooo... with cute boobs and not pancake nipples. i disowned my aunt because she was gonna restore this piano an uncle from the other side of the family gave me before he died it represented comfort and security and he took care of me when my mom was fucked up and after that shit with my dads friend and i happened and hes dead and i found out she got rid of it on x mas ..thats why i fucking broke down and blubbered like a baby the guy that was my hero she gogt a replacement tho ...you know what fuck your replacement shove it up your ass ...i dont care how shitty it sounded or the way it looked it was mine it
You Might Be A Redneck If....
You have more fingers than you do teeth You cut your grass and find a car You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors Your age is higher than your I.Q. Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear." You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital. Your wife and ex-wife are sisters. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve .Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard. Your coat-of-arms features kudzu .Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252. Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. You think cur is a breed of dog. People hear your car
You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If...
You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If... You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") You've ever confused the Prime Directive with the Wiccan Rede. You've ever cast a spell with twenty-sided dice. You said it was bigotry when they didn't let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit. You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the losers who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get lives. You've ever publicly claimed to be an elf, alien, vampire, faerie, or demigod, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you seriously. You've ever publicly claimed to be the reincarnation of Gardner, Merlin, Aleister Crowley, King Arthur, Cleopatra, Morgana Le Fay, or Jim Henson, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you serious
You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a Redneck if: 1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." 2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. 3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival". 4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays. 5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem. 6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. 7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did. 8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. 9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. 10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend. ...If you got the above from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about above. ...God Bless the USA...!!!
You Might Be A Wisconsinite If...
You might be a Wisconsinite if... --you refer to a drinking fountain as the bubbler -- "vacation" means going "up nort" to Crivitz for the weekend. -- you measure distance in hours.. (u mean ppl dont do that everywhere?!) -- you know several people who have hit deer more than once. -- you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again. In the same day -- you use a down comforter and gloves in the summer --you drive at 65mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching -- you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events --you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlockd. -- you think of the major food groups as cheese, venison, beer, fish, and berries -- you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. -- there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the fleet farm at any given time -- you design ur kid's halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit -- you know all 4 s
You Must Be Getting Old :(
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead
You Must Be Getting Older...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17.
You Make Me Sick
OK...LISTEN...I'M GOING TO SAY IT ONCE AND I MEAN EVERYTHING THAT I SAY... I'M NOT SOME CYBER SLUT I'M NOT TAKING ANY NUDE PICTURES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT I'M NOT GOING TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU I AM A YOUNG WOMAN, I HAVE MORALS, I HAVE MORE CLASS IN MY PINKIE FINGER THAN SOME PEOPLE HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE BODIES I WANT A REAL RELATIONSHIP, NOT A PRETEND, NOT AN ONLINE, NOT A "I'LL CALL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT" I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES HERE, I WANT TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF FREELY WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE NEXT PERV COMING THROUGH ASKING FOR NUDE PICTURES I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT ALL, GET TO KNOW ME AND THEN MAYBE GET CLOSE TO ME, COME FACE TO FACE AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT... I'M SORRY I JUST HAVE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND EVERYONE ON HERE WHO IS LIKE....I'M HERE FOR THE PEOPLE NOT THE PORN !!!
You - Me - The Enormous Booger Hanging Out Of My Nose
You - Me - The Enormous Booger Hanging Out Of My Nose -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-01-08, 1:51PM CST You are a really great guy. I like you...well maybe a little too much, but that is okay because no one really knows that, now do they? My attraction for you is beside the point. You have a great personality set off by the most amazing blue eyes I have ever seen. To think after working with you for so many years it wasn't until today I found out you have no balls to say something helpful in a awkward situation. I couldn't figure out why you were giving me these "looks". Be still my beating heart! Was it the "LOOK" I have been waiting for? Yes I know it was school girlish of me to get so flustered and hell I even stammered a few times...but god those eyes were looking at me! We finished up our conversation, I punched out and made a quick pit stop at the ladies bathroom. While washing my hands...tragedy hit. Fo
You Might Be A Military Wife If.......
If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it wouldn't be long but knowing it's not true
You Might Be Kinky If
You might be kinky if you remove sight by a blindfold. Own a pair of handcuffs and use them. Your version of 9 ˝ weeks includes whipped cream and chocolate sauce. You have more leather than a cow has hide and your favorite accessory to bed is 4” heels. Mirrors are strategically placed along the wall for optimum viewing. Ambient lighting is not just candles, but black lights, strobe lights and lava lamps. You have more than one personal massager hidden in your bedside table or own or have rented pornography. Your partner drips hot wax on your body or your fantasies involve someone accidentally discovering you like to give light spanking, or get spanked. You have done or witnessed a strip tease. Your condoms come in multicolor, glow-in-the-dark, ribbed, and spiral and are sandwiched in your wallet between ten dollar bills and a photo. You can take art to the next level with body paints and a human canvas. You like to give or take orders in the bedr
You Might Be A Child Of The 80's If
YOU MIGHT BE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF . . . . You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back
You Must Earn The Title Marine To Be Called A Marine
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Celeste-A Devil Dogs Mom(R-TX) Date: Feb 7, 2007 3:01 PM From: TomTheJarhead Date: Feb 7, 2007 2:52 PM YOU MUST EARN THE TITLE OF MARINE! IT IS NEVER GIVEN! A St. Louis businessman, who was exposed because he was too fat to be a real Marine, has pled guilty to a federal charge he wore military medals he neither earned nor was awarded. "By posing as a military serviceman, Mr. Weilbacher has dishonored those who have made real sacrifices serving our country," U.S. Attorney Catherine L. Hanaway said after the hearing. As previously reported on "The Blotter," Michael Weilbacher, 48, was arrested while attending a local Marine Corps League meeting. Federal authorities said they were tipped off to Weilbacher's charade by those who had spotted him in early November at the Marine Corps Annual Birthday Ball, wearing several distinguished medals, including the Navy Cross, the Marine Corps' second highest
... You ... Me ... We ... Us ...
... YOU ... ME ... WE ... US ... I feel your presence everywhere. In my Mind ... in the air. Everywhere, YOU are there. I feel our presence everywhere. In my Mind ... WE are there. Everywhere, a loving pair. I feel my presence everywhere. ME alone ... YOU're not there. Anywhere, only ME, crying there. I feel your absence everywhere. In my Mind ... in the air. Everywhere, I see YOU, crying there: for YOU; for ME; for WE; for US! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Rhey W. Hedges, November 9, 2006
You Might Be A Red-neck Pagan
You might be a Red-Neck Pagan If you call the Quarters by invoking "Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob".... If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back.... If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!".... If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed wacker.... If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco.... You call your High Priest Billy Bob You call the four directions with a flashlight You ever canceled a ritual because of a football game Your athame has a can opener and a nail file on it too Your ceremonial jewelry is plastic You celebrate your simple feast with Beer nuts and a Keg The Super bowl is your most important holiday You use an engine block for an altar You've ever marked out the circle with duct tape You've ever done a Lotto spell Your scrying mirror says, "Objects may be closer than they appear" You've ever used a cauldron as a spittoon You've ever financed a ritual tattoo Your child and your dog hav
You Must Be Driving In Phoenix If..........
You Must be Driving in Phoenix if.......... Driving in Phoenix 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and cont
You May Have Your Salsa But...
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/499819p-421368c.html Texas may have its Pace Salsa, but nothing beats a New York Pizza and Canoli..Forgettboutit!!! Tastes of N.Y. for wounded heroes BY KATHLEEN LUCADAMO DAILY NEWS CITY HALL BUREAU At Sahadi's in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, Akram Albaqal fills barrel with bulgur. City soldiers wounded in Iraq will get a taste of home next week when the City Council ships cannoli, bagels and hero sandwiches to their Texas treatment center. Council Speaker Christine Quinn crafted the plan after meeting with the service members last month at the opening of the Intrepid Center, a privately funded rehabilitation home in San Antonio. "They complained that they couldn't get any good food in San Antonio," Quinn (D-Manhattan) said yesterday, with other Council members and the five borough presidents by her side. The city will send the seven soldiers donations that include bagels from Zabar's on the upper West Side, Middle
You Might Be Submissive If...
You may be submissive if... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin
"you Move Me"... By Garth Brooks
This is how it seems to me Life is only therapy Real expensive And no guarantee So I lie here on the couch With my heart hanging out Frozen solid with fear Like a rock in the ground But you move me You give me courage I didn't know I had You move me I can't go with you And stay where I am So, you move me This is how love was to me I could look and not see Going through the emotions Not knowin' what they mean And it scared me so much That I just wouldn't budge I might have stayed there forever If not for your touch Oh but you move me Out of myself and into in the fire You move me Now I'm burning with love And with hope and desire How you move me You go whistling in the dark Making light of it Making light of it And I follow with my heart Laughing all the way Oh 'cause you move me You get me dancing and you make me sing Now I'm taking delight In every little thing How you move me
You+me+my Room??
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS MEANS YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 6 MONTHS. REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM=
~ You Make A Difference ~
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told each of them how they made a difference to her and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes A Difference". Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what kind of impact recognition would have on the community. She gave each of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a week. One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a Nearby company and honored him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon and put it on his shirt. Then he gave him the two extra ribbons and said, "We're doing a c
You Might Be Going To Hell If....
you laugh when commercials celebrating Jesus appear on tv (especially when this previously stated Jesus appears in clay form....yes, clay form.)
You Might Be A True American If...
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe a
You May Be Headed Over The Hill If. . .
YOU MAY BE HEADED OVER THE HILL IF. . . You and your teeth don't sleep together. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. Your back goes out but you stay home. You wake up looking like your driver's license photo. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. When happy hour is a nap. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. When you step off the curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. Your address book
You Make My Body Blush
IN WILD WAVES OF WET WHISPERS, YOU DRIP INTO MY GLOWING DREAMS.. I FEEL THE DEPTH OF YOUR PASSION AS WE TWO BEGAIN TO UNFOLD.. YOUR SOFT SWEET WORDS LIKE POISON.. I CANT STOP MYSELF.. I MUST DRINK IN ALL OF THIS ... YOU MAKE IT HARD TO GET PAST YOUR WAKING VIVID WANTINGS... TOUCHING YOUR LOVE, HOW IN THIS BLISS I AM AROUSED TO THE EDGE OF ALL YOU BRING INTO ME.. YOU DEEP INSIDE, YOUR PASSION FLOWING INTO ALL I AM, IN YOUR HANDS MY BODY SHAKES AND I AM COVERED WITH THE BLUSH OF MAKING LOVE TO YOU... TONIGHT ... FOR ALWAYS.. I BECOME
You May Have Seen This Before...
I posted this to the 250 members of my new yahoo group I created on March 10th and thought that I should post it here also for the new members who may not have seen it. I am flying out tomorrow morning with a layover in Denver and ultimately to Oklahoma City for my sister's wedding this weekend. I will certainly be taking notes for an upcoming story (or stories) from the plane ride, the stay at the hotel, the wedding and the reception, etc. It could be a very literary rewarding weekend for a writer of erotic stories. In any event... here is a quickie story that I posted once before here but as the list is growing in the blog I thought I would post it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Elevator By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attaché case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as
You Make My Dreams Come True
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You Might Be A Cop If........
You have the bladder capacity of five people; You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience; You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm; Your idea of a good time is a robbery at shift change; You run a NCIC on anyone that is friendly toward you; You think it is perfectly normal to discuss dismemberment over a gourmet meal; You can identify a negative "tattoo to tooth" ratio just by looking at a person; You find humor in other people's stupidity; You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac; You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see; You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance; You believe that a "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for an arrest; You believe that the Government should require a permit to reproduce; You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it sure is quiet around here"; You refer to your nightstick as your "Dork Slayer"; You bel
You Might Just Like It!!
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You Make Me Crazy
i can't take one more night of you. i'm sick of the sickening feeling im getting. you've put me past 'just okay'. straight into 'becoming unconscious'. the days seem to be melting into each other. like water spilt on a painting. dripping like blood down a murderers hand. i've lost all motor skills and my eyes. my eyes are staring into one direction. i had just enough in me to grab the bottles. wash down the pills and tell myself i'll be okay. and as i'm left in this catatonic state. you'll be drifting away.
You My Friend.
You Are My Friend And I Hope You Know That's True. No Matter What Happens I Will Stand Right By You. In Times Of Grief I Will Give You Belief. I'll Be There For You Whenever You Are In Need. To Lend You A Hand To Do A Good Deed. So Just Call On Me When You Need Me, My Friend! I Will Always Be There For You Right To The End!
You Made Me Cry
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You Ment So Much
You meant so much to all of us You were special and that's no lie You brightened up the darkest day And the cloudiest sky Your smile alone warmed hearts Your laugh was like music to hear I would give absolutely anything To have you well and standing near Not a second passes When you're not on our minds Your love we will never forget The hurt will ease in time Many tears I have seen and cried They have all poured out like rain I know that you are happy now And no longer in any pain.
You Make Me Cry,
I don’t know Or understand How you can do this Or how you can’t possibly see Perhaps good that you can’t Because I think That you would rather not see These tears that I cry Nor the painful throb in my heart Because I think You don’t want to see This love that can’t be touched Nor hear this want that rules It’s hard to accept that You don’t want Me Ever I wish you could say it I hate the thought But I hate even more these tears Of not knowing Thinking that you don’t care Source of my tears
You Might Be A Redneck If….
You might be a redneck if…. Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list. You've totaled every car you've ever owned. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You burn your front yard rather than mow it. Fewer than half of your cars run. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal. You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods. Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You Might Be American If...
Since this seems to have pissed off obnoxious political correct types, I shall begin with the following disclaimer: This entire list is intended to be a series of truisms expressed in a tongue-in-cheek manner and obviously plays on stereotypes and mocks bad and hypocritical policies and situations that many Americans disagree with and fight stridently against/. The only statements I've made in my post that contain value judgments are the ones that are obviously directed at conservatives, at authoritarians, at big business, or at the political class. The ones that could sensibly encompass progressive-minded Americans are things that are obviously not their fault. (i.e. "Unions" controlled by the Democratic Party.)...The comment about post-secondary education is directed at George W. Bush (a semi-literate git who attended two Ivy League schools), at schools like Liberty, Bob Jones, and Pensacola CC, and at the fact that people like Jerry Falwell, Bob Jones, and James Dobson are
You Mumm People... Omg Lol
seriously... are ya'll really that pissed that i posted a mumm? some of ya'll need to take the sticks out of your asses before you sit down... you might hurt yourselves. all the mumms have been dumb shit and i don't really need your advice or opinion on what i do or don't do.. i was just posting for fun. some of ya'll are way too serious and need to take a freakin' chill. my uncle and grandma both just had a heart attack in the last couple months and i just saw my grandma in the hospital yesterday after her triple bypass heart surgery. ya'll take words too literally and really need to calm down. on the upside, it was extremely funny to read all of your comments and i will keep reading them. thanks for the laughs!
You Might Be A Redneck Dom If....
There are all kinds of these damn lists floatin’ around nowadays…for Pagans, business folks and damn near everybody else…but not for us “perverts”. At least, I haven’t seen one. So, since I am a Redneck and a Dominant, I decided to make my own…I hope y’all enjoy it. You might be a Redneck Dominant if… By: J.D. “Wolf” Sims Your slave’s “dress” collar cost a bit less than your bird dog’s “around-the-kennel” collar. Your favorite paddle has a rebel flag decal on it Your slave’s safe-word involves any reference to NASCAR Your paddles and whips are kept on a gun rack You’ve ever used bass lures during needle play You actually think that lures make much more attractive body jewelry than that fancy crap at the piercing pagoda Your slave rides in the back of the truck, but the dogs ride in the cab You ever stopped a scene because it was 5 minutes ‘till wrasslin’ or the race You had to refrain from biting your slave during a scene because your teeth were
You My Friend
You My Friend You my friend You don't always show it, but I know that you care. You My friend If I'd ever need you, I know you'd be there. You I'm glad you're my friend. Your smile makes me smile. Your pain makes me hurt. You My friend I want you to know: If you need me--I'm there. make you happy, make you laugh. You My friend Sometimes you make me mad, but I can't stay mad. You My friend Sometimes I want to get away from you. And sometimes there's nothing I want more than: to talk to you, to tell you about my day, to hear about yours, to laugh with you, to tease you, to share an inside joke, that no one else would get, to argue with you, but know we're just kidding.. You My friend Do you remember the time when...? There are so many times. You My friend Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are. Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you. You My friend I'll never stop being your friend. Don't ever stop being
You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If...
You Might be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If... You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing dastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") You request Samhain, Beltaine, and Yule off and then gripe about working Christmas. You expect your employer to exempt you from the random drug testing because of your religion. You think the number of Wiccan books you own is far more important than the number you have read, regardless of the fact that most of your books are for beginners. You've won an argument by referencing "Drawing Down the Moon," knowing darned good and well they haven't read it either. You said it was bigotry when they didn't let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit. You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the losers who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get live
You Might Not Have Known This
36 minutes ago You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIM
You Make Me Smile
You place a smile on my face for being you the sweet and sexy person I know the person who will listen to me bitch about everything and nothing at all you put a smile on my face because you never judge me and you never take anything I say out of anger to heart because you know that deep down I will never do anything to hurt you. You put a smile on my face just by being you
You Made Me Strong
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You Might Be...
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a progr
You May Not Have Ever Seen Me
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your saint!
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You Might Be A Red Neck If........
Your coffin is up on blocks. Your pick up truck is up on headstones. Your hearse has a shotgun rack Your wife-beater shirt is black. Your coon dogs are named Bela and Lestat. You have a pair of black latex overalls, with no crotch. You have hickeys with fang marks. You check the blood type of your victim with a dipstick. You don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs. Your banjo is made of human bone. Your blood comes in a box You hold late night walks and poetry readings, in a junkyard. You think Johnny Cash has "pretty lips" Your coffin is lined with a velvet confederate flag Your hearse's horn plays the first few notes of Dixie, in D minor. Your hearse has Playboy mudflaps. You have a Moon tan line when wearing a short sleeve shirt. Your coffin liner is black and grey plaid. Your hearse is jacked up and sports deer lights. You smoke cloves in a corncob pipe. You dye your sheep black. You have elbow length black latex gloves, covered in pig shit. You midw
You Must Be A Redneck If
You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate." * Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore." * The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire. * Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck. * You hunt from your bedroom window. * Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. * You refrigerate your food stamps. * You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill. * You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween. * Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. * You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives. * You go to your local ice c
You Must Choose
the ballad of nico can be seen as kierkegaardian demand that you have to choose between your friends and your wife. the problem became much more difficult for brian since his friends was not friends and his wife was nowhere to be seen.
You Might Be A Redneck
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public< SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You m ight be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You Make Me Feel
You May Feel
You may feel like you could die You just sit in a corner and continue to cry Did you give it another try This may sound mean, but noe everyone is sent from above Not everything fits like a glove Not everyone is loved Did you give the wheel another spin Just because you tried doesn't mean you'll win If only you could fasten everything together with a simple pin Sometimes you may ask yourself if you're really sane Just believe me, there's no more to gain Just lie there and suffer through the pain You think you know yourself, but are you a stranger in your own mind Are you one that's mean or are you too kind You say you see the end but you are mentally blind Did you take a deep breat, there will be air in your chest Just sit there and give it a rest Life is always there, even if it's not the best
You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Kid A Gun Permit At 10 Months Old
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/15/baby.gun.ap/index.html CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- "Bubba" Ludwig can't walk, talk or open the refrigerator door -- but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit. The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one. The card lists the baby's height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be. (Watch Bubba use his gun permit as a teething ring ) With some exceptions, the cards are required of any Illinois residents purchasing or possessing firearms or ammunition within the state. There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said. Illinois State Police oversee the application process. Their purpose, said Lt. Scott Compton, is to keep guns out of the hands of convicted felons, those under an order of protection and th
You Must Be An Angel
Magic on the inside magic on the out you must be an angel of that I'm in no doubt a loving, caring smile a warm, calming touch you must be an angel that i can never clutch perfect swaying hair deep swirling eyes you must be an angel unable of disguise wisdom in your voice joy within your heart you must be an angel a subject of great art some dream of angels i dream of you you must be an angel making my dreams true you must be an angel sent here from above you must be an angel sent to teach me love
You Make Me Smile - Blue October
Some kind of light at the end When touching the edge of her skin Once so hard to speak Now so easy to play around Catching your eye you know That eye that slapped you in your face and called you a puppy Well how do you say I was hypnotized Hypnotized My words, they pour Like children to the playground Children to the playground You make me smile There's some kind of light at the end Stoned, forgetful, and then I'm drinking what used to be sin And touching the edge of her skin And could you be the one that's not afraid To look me in the eyes I swear I would collapse If I would tell how I think you fell From the sky Yeah my words, they pour Like children to the playground Children to the playground You make me smile There's some kind of light at the end Stoned, forgetful, and then I'm drinking what used to be sin And touching the edge of her skin There's some kind of light at the end Stoned, forgetful, and then I'm drinking what used to be
You Might Not Ever Guess
YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GUESS Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at the age of 76, which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27) His death reminded me of the following story: Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star Generals at Arlington National Cemetery. His marker gives his name, rank PVT and service USMC nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer. I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences. In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces, often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions - Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only one higher Naval award ... The Medal of
You Make Me Feel .....
you make me feel so hot now .... tell me what you want me to do masteres... o you wanna tight me to your bed ? naked ? OK ... what you gonna do ??? please hurt me bad ??? for I'm such a bad boy .... mmmm you give me a striptease .... that's not a punish !!! mmmm i see you've shaved yourself... i see you're wet too !!! little drops of your hot juice roll over your legs !!! let me taste you please... - you wanna taste ? you say ... yes, please , -this ? and you put a finger in your wet pussy ... -you wanna taste this ???? while you put your wet finger in your mouth ... YESSSSSSSS please -" i don't think so you naughty boy !!!" and you come to sit between my legs at the end of the bed .... if i put up my head i can see right in your pussy, all opened and wet ... i see you put your finger inside again and you start to touch your clit with the wet finger... all the time you look at me as to ask if i wanna touch it .... my dick begins to gro
You Must Confront
you must confront your life which is sneaking up on you like a rapt coiled serpent snail slime you most confront the inevitable eventually bloody bones has got you! Jim Morrison
You & Me
I am the land, you are my boundries. I am the earth, you are my creator. I am the shadow, you are superior. I am what you were, you are what I should be. I am the seed, you are the tree. I am you, you are the reflection of me.
You, Me, And This...
As I look into your eyes you gaze into mine, Nothing else matters anymore and everything is frozen in time. All of a sudden my heart beats faster and faster as you start to get near, I sit still because ruining this moment is now my only fear... You get closer and closer as your hand touches my face, I look at you filled with desire and its your lips I want to taste... I could feel your breath hit against my skin causing me to fluster, But I'd rather be with you, and not anyone else, no other... But I hear something that catches my attention and I realize everything is not what is seems, Oh how I wish I can go back to sleep and finish that beautiful dream...
You Might Be An Er Nurse If....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOU MIGHT BE AN E.R. NURSE IF . . . You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.. You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with the complaint of migraine, lower back pain, chronic myalgia (choose one of the above), a list of numerous allergies to meds (except Demerol), and the statement that the family doctor is from out of town...
You Might Be From Parma Oh If????
you might be from parma if?!?!!? Current mood: tired Category: Life You Know Your From Parma When..... you know you're from parma when... Half your friends work at Marc's and the other half don't work. You don't know where the ghetto is but you know it exists since half the kids from your school live there. Everybody tries to pimp out their automatic Cavaliers like they're hot.. Every other lawn is decorated wilth chrome balls or windmills. When Wal-Mart is connected to the mall .You move to the country and have a pond bigger than your whole lot .You get lost walking 3 blocks over to your friend's house because the guy who designed the side streets let his 4 year old son draw the plans for them .All you see are shopping plazas .There are more masses held in Ukranian than there are in English . Pierogies are often used as currency. There is a pizza shop within walking distance. Jimmy Sentz is your hero. Anything you need, you know you can get from Parmatown .You think th
You + Me = My Room
ok so its like this if you and me were stuck in my room for 24 hours and we could do anything that we wanted to do what whould you do ?
You Might Be A Redneck...........if
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You Might Hate Me After This One
Here I am again makeing a fuss. But I am getting Tired of some of the things that I do for others but yet thay can't seem to find the time or do not even want to mess this it. I have posted a post and all I asked was for some help from people to do a little bit of praying. It isn't like I an asking for a arm or leg or even money for that matter. But at least repost my post. I am sorry if you hate me for makeing a real big fuss. But come on this is a family matter. I already have a few of my best friends who are doing it for me . But you know that the word of some get out more than others. Please at least do this much for me??? Thank you and I am greatfull for those who do.
You Might Be A Yankee If
You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. You don't have bangs. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus. You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt. You don't know what applique is. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. You've never been to a craft show. You can do your laundry without quarters. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
You Might Be A Yankee If
You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. You don't have bangs. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus. You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt. You don't know what applique is. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. You've never been to a craft show. You can do your laundry without quarters. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
You Might Be A Blueneck If
...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!) ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave. ...Awesome! ...You've never had an RC Cola. ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ...You have no idea what a polecat is. ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ...You drink
You Might Be Gothic If ...
You Might be Gothic if … *You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit *You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night *You won't get in a fight because it might smudge your make up *You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face *People can't tell whether you're searching for a missing contact or dancing *The only day you feel normal is Halloween *You don't know whether the person you're sleeping with is male or female until you're actually in bed with them *You don't care *The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper" *You were rooting for the vampires in "From Dusk Til Dawn", Lost Boys", etc. *The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child *You watch Sesame Street as an adult just to see The Count *You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer *You go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people" *You think dead flowers are prettier than live on
You Might Be In Ems If...
You might be in EMS if... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You plan your dinner break while lavaging an overdose patient... Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than most computers... You believe chocolate is a food group... You refer to vegetables and are not talking about a food group... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You firmly believe that if Dilantin, Haldol, Noranyl, and Narcan were
You Might Be Addicted To Aol If...
You Might be Addicted to AOL if... Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out" You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol"(spanish chat room) "just to work on my spanish" you've ever typed "drinking on AOL is better than drinking alone" you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone know you are going to be away you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe) you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete
You Might Be A Yankee If...
You Might be a Yankee If... 1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." 2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! 3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. 4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. 5) You don't know what a moon pie is. 6) You've never had grain alcohol. 7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra. 8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. 9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. 10) You have no idea what a polecat is. 11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head. 12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. 13) You don't have bangs. 14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. 15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut. 16) You would rather have your son become a la
You Might Be A City Girl If...
You Might be a City Girl If.. You believed that the car was REALLY out of gas. You've never tried a chaw of Red Man. You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants. You won't bait your own hook because worms are "icky". You do all of your gardening in barrels on the patio. You get to park your car in the garage because your husband doesn't own ANY old tractors. You've never gotten a jar of Bag Balm as a gift. You don't like country ham. You've never even heard of red-eye gravy. You know how to make quiche, and your husband actually likes it. You think pork butts are part of a pigs ass. You've never been to a tractor pull. Your boyfriend took you to a tractor pull and you DIDN'T like it. You think that wind mill in the cow pasture is there to keep the cows cool. Your boyfriend's truck was made in Japan. Your kids play soccer instead of baseball. You like deer because they have pretty brown eyes. You saw the vet preg-c
You Might Be A City Girl If...
You Might be a City Girl If.. You believed that the car was REALLY out of gas. You've never tried a chaw of Red Man. You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants. You won't bait your own hook because worms are "icky". You do all of your gardening in barrels on the patio. You get to park your car in the garage because your husband doesn't own ANY old tractors. You've never gotten a jar of Bag Balm as a gift. You don't like country ham. You've never even heard of red-eye gravy. You know how to make quiche, and your husband actually likes it. You think pork butts are part of a pigs ass. You've never been to a tractor pull. Your boyfriend took you to a tractor pull and you DIDN'T like it. You think that wind mill in the cow pasture is there to keep the cows cool. Your boyfriend's truck was made in Japan. Your kids play soccer instead of baseball. You like deer because they have pretty brown eyes. You saw the vet preg-c
You Must Attend This And Have Fun!
You May Find This Disturbing
My Story! Please be aware, some of this material you may find disturbing. so please be warned! I was born in 1959, in yeovil, somerset UK. I come from a family of 7 children. For the 1st 6yrs of my life, I was beaten by my father, who used to come home drunk beat my mother up and us kids. All the money he earned he spent on Drink, gambling and other women, and used to boast to my mum about the women he'd been with! But one night my Mother had flipped, in fact she had a nervous breakdown, He came home drunk as usual and started on my mother, she ran upstairs screaming, dad had tripped up and had trouble getting up again cause he was so drunk, mum packed a few clothes and took the 2 youngest and fled to her mothers, she told me she would be back next day to get us. So I went back to sleep, like I said I was only 6 yrs old then. Then my dad came up later and he woke me up to say "are you gonna give yer dad a cuddle......of course I said yes.....because it was very rare to get a c
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If......
========================================================== You might be a Redneck Jedi if... ========================================================== * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. * Wookiees are offended by your B.O. * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
You Make A Difference!
In fact everyday in little ways, you change the world for the better. You turn tears into smiles, get impossible tasks done and help everything you are a part of run more smoothly. And don't underestimate the power of the small kindness and confidence boosters you dispense daily: Years from now, someone will remember something you said or did and think "Thank goodness for him or her! They are the reason why I am where I am today!
You Might Be A Military Spouse....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul
You, Me, And Her
Here I am at the place where we first met under the same tree we were so young hve we changed at all ofcourse you have a love for another it burns inside you you swore to protect another the day before under this same tree are we still in love or is this all about her i know she is close to your heart bu what about me did that kiss mean nothing to you or am i just a plaything that has no feelings to you you tell me lie after lie it rips my heart out but all you can think about is her so do you love me say something please tell me or do i have to ponder on this thought for eternity this was written in 2006 by my then 13 year old daughter who had since had it published in a world wide book. please do not rip this it is copyrighted and i will press charges
You Me And Her Prt. 2
i know you want to be with her that much i can see and i have come to realize that no matter what i do i cant forget you and we may look alike me and her but we are nothing alike except for the fact that we both have a longing to be with you so even though i know that you want to be with her i wont leave your side because i want you to be happy and i have come to see that no matter what i cant compete with her or break the bond between you and her but please remember that i still love you forever and always
You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If.....
* You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") * You've ever confused the Prime Directive with the Wiccan Rede. * You've ever cast a spell with twenty-sided dice. * You said it was bigotry when they didn't let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit. * You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the losers who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get lives. * You've ever publicly claimed to be an elf, alien, vampire, faerie, or demigod, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you seriously. * You've ever publicly claimed to be the reincarnation of Gardner, Merlin, Aleister Crowley, King Arthur, Cleopatra, Morgana Le Fay, or Jim Henson, and been genuinely su
You Must
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
You Make Lovin Fun Fleetwood Mac
You Might Be A Redneck If..........pt.2
. . . you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup. . . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops. . . . your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans. . . . you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast. . . . you have a grave in your yard. . . . you’ve ever stolen toilet paper. . . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding. . . . your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s. . . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work. . . . you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage. . . . your car ashtray is so packed, you can’t get it out. . . . you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. . . . you’re driving a vehicle with no original body parts. . . . you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start. . . . your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceiv
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .pt.1
You Might Be A Redneck If . . . . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. . . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose. . . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. . . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans. . . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan. . . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date. . . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy. . . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. . . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”. . . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold. . . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. . . . you’ve got more than one other named “Darryl”. . . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
You Mighte Be Redneck If ...............pt.3
. . . you proposed in a Denny’s. . . . the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door. . . . you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon. . . . you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold. . . . you save cooking grease in a coffee can. . . . you inherited a Styrofoam cooler. . . . there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents. . . . your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet. . . . you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph. . . . you’ve ever had to move a car seat to make love. . . . you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark. . . . your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it. . . . you think a stock tip is advice on wormin’ your hogs. . . . you don’t have a home phone. . . . you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early. . . . you think “trash TV” is something in your backyard. . . . stealing road signs is a fami
You Might Be Redneck If........pt.4
. . . you repaint your pink flamingo every spring . . . but not your house. . . . you have ever carried leftovers home in your handbag. . . . you think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis. . . . you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress. . . . your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler. . . . you think ribs come from Europe. . . . your toothbrush is a hand-me-down. . . . the nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement. . . . your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull. . . . you have used a potato peeler to remove a corn. . . . the Marlboro man is your idol. . . . you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is. . . . you think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it. . . . you’ve ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour. . . . you’ve ever fished from over a fence. . . . you have
You Might Be Redneck If.......pt.5
. . . you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. . . . everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror. . . . you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall. . . . making beer is a neighborhood project. . . . you clean your fingernails with a stick. . . . you’ve ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a dryer. . . . there is a restraining order on your pets. . . . you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard. . . . you wipe your feet before you walk out of your house. . . . your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor. . . . your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. . . . you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants. . . . your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it. . . . your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car. . . . in preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern. . . . you are famous for yo
You Might Be Redneck If......pt.6
. . . you’ve ever heckled during a eulogy. . . . your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat. . . . your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back. . . . you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger.” . . . you own half a pickup truck. . . . the church social committee is afraid to meet at your house. . . . you own a trophy that includes the words “cow chip toss” on it. . . . you’ve ever made love on a tire swing. . . . the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, “Where’s the nearest liquor store?” . . . you show strangers your war wound. . . . your mailing address includes the word “holler.” . . . the Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture. . . . there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house. . . . you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure. . . . your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist. . . . you own every Box Car
You Must Speak Straight
You must speak straight so that your words may go as sunlight into our hearts." Come into my heart this morning. Allow me this day to live in the now. Help me to see all the beauty You have created in all things. Let me know myself. Today, as I make mistakes, let me see them as lessons. Guide me. When I see others make mistakes, let me honor them for where they are. Let me realize that they are Your children and only You, my Grandfather, knows what is really going on. When my lips move, let the words be Your words. Allow me to have the courage to speak Your truth. We all must look into our hearts and throw away the anger and seek healing to walk in good ways. The Sacred circle of life must be respected not dictated by a so called chosen few and as the old ones used to question about how can one sell the land which does not belong to them? How can one say a ceremony belongs to them which was gifted from Creator? This is quite a contradiction isn't it? We all are allowed to
You My Friend
You my friend You don't always show it, but I know that you care. You My friend If I'd ever need you, I know you'd be there. You I'm glad you're my friend. Your smile makes me smile. Your pain makes me hurt. You My friend I want you to know: If you need me--I'm there. make you happy, make you laugh. You My friend Sometimes you make me mad, but I can't stay mad. You My friend Sometimes I want to get away from you. And sometimes there's nothing I want more than: to talk to you, to tell you about my day, to hear about yours, to laugh with you, to tease you, to share an inside joke, that no one else would get, to argue with you, but know we're just kidding.. You My friend Do you remember the time when...? There are so many times. You My friend Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are. Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you. You My friend I'll never stop being your friend. Don't ever stop being mine. You My friend Just wan
You Might Be A Redneck If...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for
You Must Love Me
Artist: Madonna Album: Unknown Title: You Must Love Me Where do we go from here? This isn't where we intended to be We had it all, you believed in me I believed in you Certainties disappear What do we do for our dream to survive? How do we keep all our passions alive, As we used to do? Bridge: Deep in my heart i'm concealing Things that i'm longing to say Scared to confess what i'm feeling Frightened you'll slip away Chorus: You must love me You must love me Why are you at my side? How can i be any use to you now? Give me a chance and i'll let you see how Nothing has changed (bridge) (chorus) You must love me Well Fuck...somebody needs to.
You Meant So Much
You meant so much to all of us You were special and that's no lie You brightened up the darkest day And the cloudiest sky Your smile alone warmed hearts Your laugh was like music to hear I would give absolutely anything To have you well and standing near Not a second passes When you're not on our minds Your love we will never forget The hurt will ease in time Many tears I have seen and cried They have all poured out like rain I know that you are happy now And no longer in any pain.
You Make Me
What if I told you, you make me hot-- Like cold cereal. Even when she's a wreck-- She's beautiful. Make me scream, make me smile. What if I told you, you make me wet-- Like the desert. Even when he's a jerk-- He's beautiful. Make me laugh, make me cry. What if I told you make me whole-- Like sliced pie. Even when she's ironic-- She's beautiful. Make me beg, make me plead. What if I told you, you make me want you-- Too much.
You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. You think that the Stormtroopers Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not the force. Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offend
You & Me Against The World
Sometimes it feels we’re against the world, You and me against the world. When all the others walk away, Count on me to stay. When one of us is gone And one is left to carry on, Remember is what we’ll do, Our memories will get us through. Think o all the days, you and me. Against the world, just me and you. By Helene Creed (Nana)
You Might Be A Swinger If........
Found this on the 'net, and had to laugh like crazy. So many of these are true. Feel free to post a comment, or, add to the list. YOU MIGHT BE A SWINGER IF: 1. You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!" 2. Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it. 3. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4 am on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings and have a Freshly F'cked look. 4. Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores. 5. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi. 6. You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you. 7. You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them. 8. At work, when someone tells of a risque‚ sexual adventure, most are shocked or stunned, and you say "Cool!" 9. All of
You Made Me Say Goodbye...
i did leave and say goodbye but i swear it made me cry i didn't want to make you go but whenever i was happy you made me low you tried to get me into trouble and at other times you were as fun as my double but when you kept pushing me towards things i didn't want to do i knew i couldn't stay with you honestly you were a great guy but really i had to say goodbye i told you to stop and not to try to make me but you did and you said that's what it has to be but you were wrong so i walked out i left you without a doubt.
You Might Not Have Known This...
...but I am a published poet. For samples of my work, check the blog titled "My Poetic Point Of View". I have 60 or so poems posted under that heading in my blogs. If you are interested in purchasing my book, click this link. *Eric*http://www.lulu.com/pimp_ride_76
You Might Be A Redneck If
You might be a REDNECK if... ...you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "The day my ship came in."
You Might Be A Biker Wanna' Be If...
You might be a biker wanna' be if... -You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. -You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. -You're too cool to wave at the kids in the car in front of you. -You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. -Your tattoos wash off. -You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. -Your saddle bags say "Gucci". -You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. -You only ride on weekends. You never ride to work. -You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are not comfortable. -Your longest road trip this year was to bike night in the same town you live in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by. He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet, and bows his head. The procession passes by the intersection an
You Might Be A Punk Rock Witch If......
1. Your quarter calls involve the "F" word 2. Your spiral dance leaves bruises 3. You serve consecrated Pabst Blue Ribbon and cold pizza as "cakes and ale". 4. Your secret name for the Lord and Lady are "Sid and Nancy". 5. You use a "black handled switchblade of Art". 6. Your altar is set on a beaten old speaker cabinet held precariously together with duct tape. 7. Your altar candles are road flares. 8. Your ritual robe has liberty spikes. 9. You circle in a dank basement decorated with collapsing heating ducts and cockroach corpses. 10. The Great Rite involves whips, chains, and safety pins. 11. Your altar is held up by (or made out of) "free" milkcrates, and covered with an old Misfits shirt. 12. You have Botticellis' "Venus" painted on the back of your motorcycle jacket. 13. Your hair color changes eight times a year. 14.
You Make This Girl
Longing for your taste and to feel your embrace. Got me to where I always see your face. I can't get you out my mind I thinking of you more and more over time . With your NY style and classic ways makes this girl go crazy for days.....
You Make Me Happy Writen By Cherryangel
His Beautiful eyes I love to look in to them Being with Him i will never be the same No one can take us apart I fell in love you from the start Your smile Makes my day You leave me Speechless no words to say I love the you hold me like I'm something Important I'm a Better person because of you You say every word perfect right on the Que There are no guys like you maybe just a few That's why i fell in love with you Nothing makes me happier to see You. With you I'm day will never Blue I love holding your hand together we stand I fallin for you hoping never to land I love you With every beat of my heart like i said i knew you where the one right from the start.
You Might Be A Child Of The 80's If...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PART1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" 12. You wanted to be a Goonie. 13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe) 14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his c
You Make My Heart Hurt
You make my heart hurt A talent I am sure you enjoy How could you not You’re so good at it Like it was your purpose in life A calling some might say How did you get so good at it? Were you born with it or did you seek it out? Do you keep a trophy of your past victims? Sift through them here and there for a laugh? Marvel at your abilities Chuckle at the stupidity of others? Your mind games are eminent How you pride yourself at looking innocent Fooling all that cross your path Make them believe you are pure and true Almost Getty because they are falling for it You think to yourself “Stupid girl, she has no idea I am going to make her prove her devotion to me Promise me that she will obey all I ask If she disagrees… well then I shall play the martyr And make her feel like utter shit for thinking for herself Silly girl, you must follow all my rules If they are questioned, that shows your lack of devotion to me But if you stutter at any time in your answer or you d
You Me In My Room Alone
U + ME + MY ROOM + ALONE = ????? SO... WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME HERE... CUZ ITS NOT A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS .. YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .......
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You Make Me Smile...even Just For A While
I've been awake for a while now You've got me feeling like a child now Cause everytime I see you're bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go The rain is falling on my window pain But we are hiding in a safer place Undercover staying safe and warm You give me feelings that I adore Its starts in my toes, make me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go What am I gonna say When you make me feel this way I just...hmmmm...... And it starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tuck me in just like a child now Cause everytime you hold me in your arms I'm co
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
# You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane. # You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes. # You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are. # You return the coffee because it's too hot. # You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon). # You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one. # You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years. # If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20 # You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you. # You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party. # You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the employees are wrong. # While standing in front of the huge line up of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all th
You Make Me Better ~ Neyo
I'm a movement by myself. But I'm a force when we're together. Mami I'm good all by myself. But baby you, you make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. [Fabolous] You plus me, it equals better math. Ya boy a good look but, she my better half. I'm already bossin', already flossin'. But why I have the cake if it ain't got the sweet frostin'? (yep yep yep yep). Keepin' me on my A game (what what what what). Without havin' the same name (that that that that that). They may flame (but but but but). But shawty, we burn it up. The sag in my swag, pep in my step. Daddy do the Gucci, mami in Giuseppes. Guess it's a G thing, whenever we swing. I'mma need Coretta Scott, if I'm gonna be King. [CHORUS] [Ne-Yo] First thing's first, I does what I do. But everything I am, she's my influ. I'm already boss, I'm already fly. But if I'm a
You Make Me Sick!
Yes you! Fucking liar! How dare you! One whole fucking year, all the GOD DAMN LIES! WOULD SHE LIKE IT IF YOU TOLD HER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING? IF I COULD PUKE OUT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU, THEY WOULD SMELL FROM THE BELLOWS OF HELL, HAVE FACES OF CREMATED SHIT WITH WORMS AND BLOOD AND PIECES OF ROTTEN FLESH.... AND IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING!
You Might Be A Redneck If You Feed A Cat To Your Pitbull
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14159984/detail.html Police: Suspect Hunted Neighbor's Pets; Fed Them To Pit Bull POSTED: 2:43 pm EDT September 20, 2007 UPDATED: 6:20 pm EDT September 20, 2007 LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. -- An animal cruelty investigation against a Gwinnett County man took a shocking twist Thursday. Police accused Tye Hilmo, 21, of hunting and trapping his neighbor's cats, and then letting his pit bull kill the captured animals. LINK: Charges Against Hilmo "It's sick," said Sheiff's office spokeswoman Stacey Bourbonnais. "It's indescribable and sick that people would do this kind of thing to and with animals." Officials charged Hilmo with aggravated cruelty to animals. The charge is a felony that carries a sentence of one to five years in prison and a fine of up to $15,000. Bourbonnais said the evidence against Hilmo includes a picture on his cell phone of a kitten dangling above his pit bull. The caption on the photo reads "Good dog." He already was
You Make Me Cry
OMG OMG OMG I'M A VIP AGAIN. I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING. I'M CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. I'M SO HUNGRY I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT. I HAVE TO RUN AND GO GET FOOD BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS BULLETIN FIRST. I HAVE BEEN STAYING OFF THE BULLETIN BOARD CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE ME. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IM WORTHY OF BEING A TEAM LEADER. I LOOK AT MY POSSE AND HERE I AM BEING GREEN WITH NOW PROFILE POWER. I CAN'T HELP ANYONE IN CONTESTS IF I WANTED TO. I HAVE NO BOMBING POWER. IT'S NEVER BEEN ABOUT ME. I HAD WON EVERY CONTEST I HAVE EVEN BEEN IN DESPITE ONE AND I GOT 2ND IN THAT ONE. I HAVE NEVER NEEDED MY POSSE TO WIN CONTEST. I HAD SO MANY FRIENDS ON MY LIST THAT HAVING THEM ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WIN EVERY TIME.. MY POSSE THE ONES THAT WERE THERE WHEN WE STARTED WILL TELL YOU. ITS NEVER BEEN ABOUT US. ITS BEEN ABOUT HELPING OTHER PEOPLE WIN. PEOPLE WITH VERY FEW FRIENDS AND DESPITE THEIR BULLETINS NO ONE CARES TO COME OUT AND HELP THEM WIN.. WELL NOT ANYMORE NOW THERES THE POSSE. THATS WHAT
You Might Be A Redneck Pagan If....
If any part of your invocation of the South Quarter includes any lines from any song by Lynard Skynard....If chewing tobacco is considered a sacred herb.....If part of your rite includes throwing shotgun shells on the fire....If the bell on your alter was ever worn by an animal in a pasture....If the cakes and wine are done with a bowie-knife, a can of Foster's, and a Little Debbie.....If they chose their High Priestess at a wet t-shirt contest....If when your priestess says "Blessed Be" in circle, you respond with "YEEE-HAW!"...If you believe a pentagram is a Western Union message to 5 people....If you bought your chalice at the Piggly Wiggly.....If you buy your incense and candles at Wal-Mart....If you call the God and Goddess by hollerin' "Hey, y'all! Watch me!"....If you call the North Quarter, but what you call it is an inner court secret.....If you can play the "Burning Times" on the banjo....If you carry your ritual sword in your pickup's gun rack.....If you found out your famil
You Make Me Believe You Love Me That I Am Learning To Love You...
You are the one who just said that it's only fubar and will not take things seriously...when I am new here I posted a mumm and I told you that I'm just making fun out of it so that I will know who are the people that have sense or not...you told me so many things that you made me believe about your love and all but now it's all fake...and because of your figure of speech that sometimes annoys me because you can't understand it in simple terms...I still don't judge you for that because I am learning to love you in spite of our indifferences...even if I am mean, and yes I am at times but I am observing you, threatening me or saying things that hurts my ego still I understand because I know It was my action then why you have uttered those words on me, but your love is not true as what you said it is...loving unconditionally has no “IF's”, no “BUT's”, no “THREATS”, no “using other persons name”, no “because you did that I’ll do it also”…, its simply love without expecting something in retu
You Might Be Gay If.................
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump i
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You Might Be A Redneck If...
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You Met Him *where*?
The old saying is true - you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. Case in point: in January, I decided to try online dating. Being a BBW in St. Louis, I don't have many dating options. Bars, bookstores, the grocery store, anywhere you can name, will not work for a big girl here. The entire BBW community is underground, probably because STL is at least 25 years behind the rest of Earth's civilizations. So, I joined eHarmony, Ratingbbw, bbpeoplemeet, okcupid, largefriends, largeandlovely, and cherrytap. On largefriends, I was contacted by two men, one local, the other in Chicago. The guy in Chicago was really into reptiles, but the local guy was....local. Hey, why travel if there is someone nearby, especially with gas at $3/gallon. Unfortunately, this guy reminded me why I normally do not date any of the locals - he was rude, ignorant, selfish, mean, and utterly inappropriate. But one imbecile will not stop me on my quest for companionship. I heard f
You My Friend!
You My Friend I sat on my beds edge at night's end A mental search for someone I could call friend I wanted someone who's time I could spend ! Maybe someday my heart I could lend I'd sit never in judgement For things that might begrudge them I'd listen with all my heart With a Smile and Hug I'd start! To take all they have to offer Plenty in return My back I will never turn! No matter how many bridges did burn With heart felt words of Praise Their mood I' try to raise Whatever means necessary I will use My shoulder they surely use To dry the tears,comfort all their fears! And let it be known Together a friendship has grown. Michael Todd Northcutt Copyright ©2007 Michael Todd Northcutt
You Might Be A Metalhead
You Might Be A Metalhead by C.J. Cain The original concept - done in a different form by a stand-up comic - poked good-natured fun at the lifestyle of a certain group of people. What I offer here is not meant to belittle my fellow metal-brethren, but to serve as a badge of honor, an affirmation of one's commitment to the heavy lifestyle. You never "kind of like" metal; either you eat it, breathe it and sweat it, or you have no taste at all! Okay bangers, you might be a metalhead if... 1. You have ever incurred bodily injury fighting for a guitar pick, wristband, drum stick or any other concert-used memorabilia. 2. You have lived through at least one time period when metal was proclaimed "dead." 3. You have enough concert t-shirts to cover every day of the week (or month). 4. You've ever resorted to hiding things in your hair when going into a concert. 5. You blew off your prom because Krokus was in town that same night. 6. You saw Lita Ford play and were to
You Make My Heart Race
You make my heart race You make it flutter And right now you have My mind in the gutter ;) I don’t know what you did Or how you did it You make me feel happy even though The time we share is just a lil bit We are miles apart And forever it may seem I want to know you better And I want to trust myself But I feel as if I have been lied to So much in the past it is hard to trust So are you playing with me? And stringing me along What I hear you say It often makes me wonder Is this guy for real? To wonder all this Is all truth? Or is it lies? I don’t know I am so confused From hearing what you say Is it true or false? Or half-way between Some lies and some truth Or is your heart coming clean? I am so confused The lil voice in my head Keeps saying go with your heart Then I keep thinking about lies That I have been told Over and over and over Is my heart ready to be bold? I want to make this jump More like a giant leap I want to feel my heart thump Wi
You Make My Heart Melt
You make my heart melt Into a puddle on the floor I am looking for love Please don’t close the door To love or not to love That is the question I ask Why must loving someone Be such a hard task I think because it’s full of emotions That makes it so hard If I fall in love with you Then I am letting down my guard It is up for a reason This you should know My heart has been broken A few times in a row I know things won’t be perfect Because I know they never are But with you I hope I’m not just wishing upon a star I have feelings deep and so true For what I feel and have to say Is that I am falling for you More and more each and every day Sometimes I wonder Am I setting myself up for more pain? Is this for real to him too? Or is it just a game My heart is not a toy Please don’t treat it as such I have thought about you Oh so very much I really hope that when we meet That you will love me And we will go beyond all of this And what happens
You Made Who I Am...
You give me strength You give me love You give me heart You give me soul You give me soul You give me mind You give me sight You give me comfort You give me support You give me spirits You give me feelings You give me caring You give me understanding You give me for who I am You give me trust You give me loyalty You give me solace You give me dreams You give me life
You Might Ask... What Is The Sox-fanation... Let Me Show You ;)
to me, this is beautiful, we are a breed broken hearted by birth , and yet we find faith in nothing even when there is only defeat to hold on to.. we are, the Sox fan nation. We will rise over come win and have faith in the end. We are the Sox, the fans the team the heart of what makes the New England Red Sox. The Fans, become the team. Go Sox! Pappy you mah boy!@
You Made *poem*
You made me smile again,when I didn't think I would.You made me sing again,when I didn't think I could.You made me believe again,when I thought my faith was gone.You made everything right,when everything went wrong.You made me feel,like i've never felt before.You made me love again,when I thought I wouldn't anymore.You made my heart skip a beat when I heard your voice,like sweet serenity..You make me wonder..could I make you mine for eternity?...
You Might Be A Pennsylvanian If
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." You know how to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, Punxsutawney, Susquehanna, and Allegheny. You know what a "Mummer" is. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You absolutely hate T.O. You really miss Y-100. At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long. Words like "hoagie", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies" and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you. You know the time and location of every "wing night" in a 20 mile radius. You consider an exotic vacation to be a trip to Ocean City, Virginia Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You think very little of an Amish buggy on the road. You've run up the steps to the art museum emulating Rocky at least once. You know that Intercourse, Climax, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock, Blue Ball, and Bird in Hand are all PA towns. You love Birch Beer
You Might Be A Mommy If . . .
You Might Be a Mommy If . . . By Leslie Wilson Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women you just met. Let go and know there is a love that sustains all "Sleeping in" is when the clock reads 6:30 a.m. You never go anywhere without baby wipes. You sleep with a baby monitor a foot away from your head. With each subsequent child, you’ve progressed from sterilizing the pacifier to washing it off to blowing on it, invoking the three-second rule. Your children are better dressed than you. You used to be known by your first name - now you’re Jordan’s mommy. You store five sizes of clothes in your closet. You call your husband on his cell phone in order to have a real conversation with him. You go to bed at 12:30 a.m. and ge
You Might Be A Redneck
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You Might Be From Missouri If.........
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Missouri. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Missouri. If your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Missouri. If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Missouri. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Missouri. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Missouri. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Missourian WHEN: 1. Vacation means going east or west on I-70 for the weekend, but you never leave the state. 2. You measure distance in days. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You drive 65 mph through a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see peo
You Me And We
i was thinking there is you there is me and there is we. when we are together we are we but when we are apart it is just you and it is just me i like the we WE- we share we talk,touch and laugh we walk we hold hands,kiss and hug we care when i am me and you are you it is good but not the same no i like the we best cuz when we are we there is no rest © nov 5 2007 by sms
You Might Be A Redneck
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...... 1.You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. 2.You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. 3.You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company 5.Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. 6. Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. 7.You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' 8.Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks (LOL) 9.You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. 10.If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
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You Made Me What I Am Today
You made me what I am today, courage at its best. You wanted me to know no fear, a cut above the rest. Not only did I master that, I've thrown in loyalty, too. Look past my eyes into my soul, you know I'd die for you. I'll watch your kids, I'll watch your house. Your praise will be my crown, ask what you will-I'll do my best. I'll even be your clown. But some of you don't like me, I'm sure I don't know why. The only thing I'm guilty of is courage, love, and try. But still they want to see me go, they want my breed to end. Will I see you sitting idly by? You, whom I call a friend? You made me what I am today, you never saw me waiver. I've done my best to keep you safe. Won't you please return the favor.
You Makw Me Quiver
"U Make Me Quiver" My body throbs with anticipation of when it will be filled with your sweet ejaculation Our bodies move in a rhythmic motion the slapping of our skin is the only commotion You pull my shoulders down and deeper in you go I lay my head back and begin to lose control You kiss me on my neck and glide your tongue down to my breast and before you even started, I got excited and yelled YES! Your tongue played my nipple like the string on a violin While your long dedicated strokes made me quiver within Then you picked me up, all the while still inside And placed my back against the wall and I began to ride You closed your eyes I couldn't believe the passion that was building We had been going for so long my muscles had no feeling. I kissed your lips trying to make up for the sex you'd given me Ever since you began I have been living my fantasy I took it slow and rode you gently because I knew you wer
You Make Me ...
You make me feel special, You make me feel new, You make me feel loved, With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad. You wipe the tears from my face. Every time we are together, It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room. I smile when we are together. No matter how bad things are, You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me, The way you hold me tight. I love the way you touch me, I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laugh For absolutely no reason at all. I love how no matter what I do, You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know, That even though we sometimes fight, I will always love you! No matter what, day or nigh
You 4 Me
By: Nicholas Christopher Angelo Lombardo 3rd written in 2003 You 4 Me I know we have our hard times We have ours up and downs Stick with me my love and I will never let you down I loved you for so long and longer you will see We have a little girl so beautiful and happy The thing I am trying to tell you is its only YOU 4 ME! ONE LOVE Dedicated to- Andrea Lynn Christine
You May Live In Oklahoma If
OKIE BABY! Body: Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Oklahoma... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Oklahoma. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.
You Mean The World To Me
You Mean The World To Me Before I met you My life was incomplete Now that you are here I have accomplished a great feat I can’t wait until you’re by my side To let me show you The love that I have inside You are my shining star In the great big sky I just want you to know You are the apple of my eye I want to give you everything I got And never be something that I’m not I’m so glad that I met u And love you so very much And in my heart I can’t wait to feel your touch
You May Not Wanna Look
Alright kids, time for another episode of what’s in my brain. Today’s episode is going to tackle a tough subject, religion. I’m not trying to be a scrooge, but I really hate this time of year. I swear, the crap for Christmas comes out in the stores before Halloween now, wtf! And because Christmas is a religious holiday, it’s kind of pushy if you ask me. I mean, really. It’s scary to think of the non-Christian population out there rolling there eyes every time a Christmas song runs over the MUSAC in Wal-Mart. I’m a Christian, (even though I hate labels) and I hate it. Anyway, didn’t mean to tangent on you there. Where were we? Oh yes, religion, lol. I think a lot of the real issues in this world are centered on religion. Whatever religions those may be. How many wars have been fought over the God you believed in? What a minute, thou shalt not kill. Hmmmm, but if you don’t become a Christian, we are going to kill you. Yeah, I’m sure JC is real proud, lol. I don’t have all the answers
You ,me And Some Sapphire Gin
start off with a sip flip your hair back hand on your hip a little laugh a little dance another drink a new romance we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin pull me in and rip my shirt hold me close lift that skirt kick off your shoes stay awhile no need to drunk dial falling down dirty knees no need to beg please baby please cuz we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin oh what a world we're livin' in you and me and some sapphire gin
You Mean I'm Not Special?!
So Granny called my cell just now. She had to inform me she's sending my birthday and Christmas card together. She's also sending my father's stuff for me as well. She's sending money. She "spoiled the surprise" and told me how much each card will contain. My Xmas cards are twice as much as my birthday cards... I said HEY! Why isn't that the other way around? She asked me what I meant. I said how come I get more for Xmas, than my birthday? She said "Everyone has a birthday, but the birthday for Jesus is special" Now, naturally I was KIDDING when I asked this. I'm a smartass. It's what I do. She didn't pick up on that. I was kind of surprised that she ANSWERED me lol Now I feel like I'm not special THANKS Granny! *Cries!* In case people don't get it - I'm being a smartass again... :P
You Make Me Feel
2 my baby you make me feel like i am on top of the world cause i am your turd and you are my baby girl im sorry i let him get to me but you should understand he brings out my negativity im just glad we are starting to make things right knowin that you love me meens ill sleep better at night
You Might Be A Redneck.roflmfao
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol
You Might Be A Hillbilly
You Might be a Hillbilly if… You’re twenty-five and still working on your MBA; You tattoo your children’s names on their arms with a needle charred over a candle flame; Your health insurance doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions; The last time you fought with your sister, you stabbed her; You clean your own pool; You pull your pregnant wife off the John Deere and punch her senseless whenever you have a 12-pack; The farthest you’ve been from home is Italy. And There’s No Doubt You’re a Hillbilly if… You think Ken Lay is innocent. You torture animals to impress your girlfriend. You allow your server to pour the wine before you taste it. You killed a classmate in kindergarten and another in grade school. You donated less than $10,000 to your alma mater last year. You can’t see a cross without reaching for your lighter. You do your own taxes. But You Might or Might Not be a Hillbilly if… You study for the
You Make Me Hate Me
i think about you all the time cant chase you from my mind i sit waiting for you to see me hoping my love can set you free i thought love saved me from the beast then on my heart you did feast *********************** chorus: i see you dying before me soon the riverman will want his fee i taste the salt of my tears in them i taste my fears you make me hate me *********************** so long i hid in the dark when you drink i feel your bark searching through all the lies starring into your empty eyes you never think of my feelings your wrapped up in shady dealings ********** chorus ************* you never want to touch my skin not a good way for us to begin your smile cuts me so deep you treat me like such a creep your eyes used to fill my heart now a glance tears me apart ********** chorus *************
You May Be A Submissive If...
You May Be A Submissive If... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin
You Make My Heart Race
Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble Everything about you makes me smile Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble Everything you do makes me relax Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble Everything you say or do makes my heart race faster Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble With everything you do to make me tremble and my heart race makes me love you more Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble Everything you do takes my breath away Your voice makes my heart race The touch of your hands and lips make my body tremble Everything you do makes me love and want you more everyday
You Might Be A Raider Fan If .........
You might be a Raider Fan if ......... * YOU START "LETS GO RAIDERS" CHEERS ANYWERE ANYTIME- * If more people know you as "A Raider Fan" than by your real name, you might be a Raider fan. * If your spouse had a VERY hard time talking you out of Silver and Black as your wedding colors, you might be a Raider fan. * If your birthday isn't complete until SOMEONE has given you something with a Raiders Shield on it, you might be a Raider fan. * If your pets have names like Tooz, Turk or Snake you might be a Raider fan. * If your neighbors close their windows and lock their kids inside on Sundays at 1 p.m. because of the screaming at officials coming from your home, you might be a Raider fan. * If your proudest moment was the day your daughter got her Raider tattoo; you might be a Raider fan. * If you use birth control November through April just to make sure you don't have a child during football season, you might be a Raider fan. * If your entire wardrobe matches
You Might Be A Redneck If:
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya' are. You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You Made Me Cry
You made me cry You tore me apart You left me in tears You shattered my heart It wasn't your fault I guess it was me For love can't be forced Perhaps we weren't meant to be It still doesn't help Now that I know Because for some reason My heart won't let go I've tried more than once To get over you But you make it so hard With cute things that you do I thought love was joy But I've got nothing to gain Just sorrow, tears And a little more pain The day the pain started Reality came too It was the day that I realized I'll never be with you
You & Me
You ignored Anger grew You pushed I withdrew You loved I fell You sacrificed My heart and tears your price You said you could never leave I watched you go You say you will be a guardian But can you protect me from you? Before you I bow Though your hate blinds you My love remains When you have defeated this soul Remember this is the creature you created With my dying breath My love remains My legacy to you Nixy
You Make Me Smile.
You make me smile when you talk to me you make my heart skip a beat. the things you do the way you look and how you talk to me. makes me think that you were sent from heaven only for me. the hot chocolate sweet the kisses sweeter and now all thats left is the fire pl;ace and soft music. how did this happen im not suposed to be crushing on you... but i am sigh... anyways you know who you are hugs and kisses ME!
You Might Be....
You Might Be a Member of the Taliban if... 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 9. You own a $1000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 8. You have more wives than teeth. 7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. 4. You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my a$$ look fat?" 3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 2. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You Make Me Feel
You had such a way of making me smile Of making me feel worthwhile Is it you that I miss? Or is it just the wish Of feeling needed Of your touch that was heated I should have given you a reason to stay If I leave now I might get away dilliness 053007
You May Be A Myspace Addict If:
FOR MY- MY SPACE FREINDS LOL YOU MAY BE A MYSPACE ADDICT IF: * Check your email before your regular mail * Switch between showing yourself on and offline * Check to see if sent messages are read, and if they are, wonder (or stress out) whether or not the person is going to respond * Have done every survey known to man * You have committed Myspacide, only to rejoin two days later because you’re going nuts * Have friends all over the country that you have never met * Comments make you happier than actual compliments in person from someone (no one else can hear it or read it, what’s the point?) * When you check your Myspace first thing in the morning and your heart drops when you see there are no new messages, no new comments, and only three people viewed you * You have lost friends over Myspace * You have a fake profile * Your friends send you a message rather than calling you * You have to be somewhere in ten minutes, you
You May Live In Canada If....
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canuks: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada. If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but le
You Might Be A Rednec K ??
You might be a redneck... When people ask, "Is this country ready for a woman president?" I don't bristle... I just think. I'm supposed to be so clever, but I can't think of how to re-phrase that question in a way that satisfies me. "Is this country still so backward that we cannot have a woman president?" That's not so bad. Often as I walk to work I pass news crews, but NONE of them ever stop me to ask my opinion. I'm ready! Hey! If they asked me, I'd say, "Ready? It doesn't matter if we're ready. We NEED a woman president. We NEED a Black president. We need to get over it! We need to just do it, so we don't cower at the possibility any more. "We don't need to be the last nation on Earth to do it. We don't need to be backward." If you wonder whether we're ready for a woman president... ... you might just be a redneck.
You.....make It Real.
Make it real The problems seem so big and imposing because you focus on them so intently and see them so clearly. Imagine looking at some of your best positive possibilities with the same intensity and level of focus. The past seems so real because you know so much about it, and as a result it commands much of your attention. Consider what would happen if you could put your full, undivided attention on the valuable and creative things you're now able to do in the present. Whatever you focus upon grows more and more influential in your life. Because the things you focus upon are the things you act upon, and every action has real consequences. Your life is what you choose to make it, and the time to choose is right now. What you do with the moment at hand is more important, by orders of magnitude, than any past disappointments or present difficulties. This is the day for you to make a difference. This is your moment to transform nagging problems into magnificent opportunities.
You Might Die Trying
To change the world, start with one step However small, the first step is hardest of all Once you get your gait, you'll be walkin' tall You said you never did, cuz you might die tryin' Cuz you might die tryin', cuz you... If you close your eyes cuz the house is on fire And think you couldn't move until fire dies The things you never did, oh, cuz you might die tryin' Cuz you might die tryin', you'd be as good as dead Cuz you might die tryin', cuz you might die tryin' (sax solo) I still remember I woke up and all ran away If you give, you begin to live If you give, you begin to live You begin, you get the world If you give, you begin to live You get the world, you get the world If you give,YOU BEGIN TO LIVE, YOU MIGHT DIE TRYIN' Oh you might die tryin', you might die tryin' The things you never did, oh cuz you might die tryin' You'd be as good as dead The things you never did
You Made Me Laugh
You taught me how to laugh again And gave me back my smile, Restored my faith in people when Everyone seemed vile. You were as if the sun came up Upon my bitter night And bade the blackness rustle up Some joyful morning light. And inexplicably my heart Rose up and twirled me round, So sudden in its expert art I scarcely touched the ground. With you I am still filled with light And all my feelings dance. You are my song, my wings, my flight, My truth and my romance.
You Must'n Quit
When things go wrong,as they sometimes will, When the road you are truding seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high And you want to smile but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest! if you must-but never quit. Life is queer with it's twist and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learn, And many a failure turns about When he might have won if he'd stuck it out; Stick to your task,though your pace seems slow- You may succed with just one more blow. Success is failure turned inside out- The silver tints of the clouds of doubt- And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems afar; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit- It's when things seem worst,that you must'nt quit.
You Might Remember Her
She's soaked to the bone the acid of raindrops and storm clouds hiding the poison of tears on her cheeks, the silver of her dress clinging to her curves in faded gray. She blends in so perfectly with the tendrils of fog curling around her every step, she look like a phantom memory searching for a heart to break in two. And for a moment, as lightning strikes nearby, it's almost like she's sprouted wings and taken flight. But her shoulders are smooth beneath her dress and her feet have never left the ground behind; she's just a soul trapped on destiny's pathway waiting for her time to shine. And all the words of love in the world couldn't save her from the pain, so she tunes out the sounds of the world and sings herself a melody to disappear beneath. She's soaked to the bone and she's run out of time, chances never taken swirling under her feet as her every step draws her further from home. And she knows she's gone beyond saving, so she clasps her han
You My Love
You my love, is what makes me thrive For when our hearts meet I know we are alive We become eachother Unparted through death The touch of your hand An angel's breath
You Must Be Holy!
You must keep your body holy for the Lord. Which means no fornication. You must be holy. Rd. Hebrews 12:14, I Corinthians 7:34, Romans 12:1, I Corinthians 6:18-20, I Thessalonians 4:7 and Ephesians 1:4
You May Not Even Know You Have It
Please Play The Videos Not Only For Charmz But For Your Self This Cancer Is The Number 1 Leading Death In The Us today get a screening test it takes but 5mins out of your day and the price of this is just 55.00$ and it is painless..charmz had testing done and was told she had oral cancer.. and is now going in for the screening to just see how much of the cancer is in her mouth that can not be seen by the human eye..people make Ribbons for aide and all kinds of cancers but i dont see one for oral cancer and people are dying for this roughly 1 person per hour, 24 hours per day i think someone needs to make a Ribbon for that.. i dont know what i would do with out charmz / teraysa we have been best friends for the longest time and this hurts me more then any of you would know she is just not my best friend but like my sister she is also my sons god mother More than 34,000 Americans will be diagnosed with oral or pharyngeal cancer this year. It will cause over 8,000 death
You Make Me Sick, By Pink
They make me sick I know I feel you That's why we got to stick together Yep yep yep *laughs I know it! 1 You make sick I want you and I'm hatin' it Got me lit like a candlestick Get too hot when you touch the tip I'm feeling it I gotta get a grip on this Driving me crazy baby don't you quit Can't get enought of it You got me going again Baby you got me going again You make sick We was on our way home on the freeway In the six double O bumpin' Isley He was gettin' kind of close, kind of touchy Guess he had a little too much Hennesy He told me that he wanna go home With me up on the hill to my condo Told me he would keep it all on the low-low But I told him go I don't really know though He got closer to me He started getting deep He had me in a zone When he started to show me things I never saw before Baby was smooth but I knew it was game Helluva a cool but you man had the same The way he licked his lips And touched my hips I knew that he was slick
You Mean Everything To Me
Have you ever loved someone so much that you want to give them everything but can't seem to do anything right? You want to give them their hearts desire, but seem to come up short each time? You think that maybe you can send them to someone that can, to let them know how much they and their needs mean to you, but they still don't get what they desire? How do you show them how much they mean to you? Cum to me, sit at my feet. Don't look up, don't move until I tell you to. You look so beautiful and complete where you sit. I stroke your hair and let you know everything is going to be alright. Crawl to the kitchen and fetch me a beverage. Come back to my side and lift the glass to my lips. Wipe the liquid from my chin and return to your post @ my feet. Feel confident that the decisions that I make will never harm you. I am always keeping your comfort and concerns in mind, however, I am the one that decides for you what it is that you will eat, wear and do for the day....
You Make Me Feel I Belong Poem
i know a few people are going to rip this no matter what i say but don't forget to put that you riped it from me. You make me feel I belong knowing now nothings the truth today, I guess I’m with you; yeah I’m with you. Lying back, how is the past just thought I would ask, how the past. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. Thinking bout all that you do I’m in heaven I’m with you yeah heavens with you. Sitting here listening to you bout all that you do with that smile that’s so you. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. ~by Vincent Eggleton~
You Might Be A Fundamentalist Christian If..
You Might Be A Fundamentalist Christian If... by lukeprog You don't want people sharing non-Christian ideas with you or your children, but you want to share Christian ideas with non-Christians and their children. You deny stories of ancient literature about Zeus and Thor because there's no evidence for them and they disagree with science, but you defend stories of ancient literature about virgin birth and talking snakes even though there's no evidence for them and they disagree with science. You claim that a few answered prayers are evidence of God, but far more unanswered prayers are not evidence against God. You defend your own supernatural experiences as accurate and claim billions of contradictory supernatural experiences are false. You are apalled by ritual human sacrifice and religious terrorism in the modern world, but not when these things happen in the Bible. You firmly deny the existence of all other gods but are threatened when someone doubts the existence
You Might Be A Redneck Witch If...
You might be a redneck witch if... You use the rebel flag as the altar cloth. Your pentacle is eched into a 57 chevy hubcap. Your call to the god and goddess is "HEY y'all looky here!" You refer to the god as Bubba. Calling down the moon hears like "get your butt down here right now." Enacting the great rite is a family thing. Your chalice is an old mayo jar. You don't use candles because tiki torches are so much easier to see. Your altar is propped up on cinder blocks. Skyclad is your normal attire around the house.
You Might Not See Me On Fubar Anymore
I’m not sure what to do anymore….I have tried so heard but I feel like I have failed you all…I keep telling myself that everything is ok and that I will be ok. But I don’t know anymore. I’m thinking about leaving fubar because I came here almost 3 years ago to dj and to hang with kick ass friends and in the last 3 years I have meet some really cool ppl that I really do care about. I also treat them like my own family. It hurts also to know that a few of these ppl have lid to me have hurt me. It just makes me mad because you think you can trust a person and then they do shit to you. I got sick of trying to find a lounge I could call home so as most of you know I opened my own but I think I will be closeing it soon…I feel bad because no one ever goes to it anymore so why have a lounge if no one goes to it????? I’m also thinking about deleting my account and not coming back because I’m just sick of the shit..I trying my best to please you all and for a few of you I get shit in return.
You Might Be Having A Bad Day When...
You might be having a bad day, if: 1] You woke up in a strange place 2] Your new diet doesn't seem to be working 3] You pulled a muscle while trying to exercise 4] Your new hat looked better on you at the store 5] You keep losing things 6] You feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time 7] The boss chewed you out at work 8] You got caught in the rain at lunchtime 9] You feel trapped somehow... 10] Traffic on the way home was brutal
You Make Me Smile
You make me smile You make me smile whenever I see you You make me smile whenever I hear you voice You make me smile whenever you kiss me or cuddle me I felt warm and comfort just knowing you are on my side Every time I think of our memories its makes me smile Even though have few That’s what makes me smile
You+me+my Bedroom=
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ... LOL.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
http://www.wlky.com/news/16164898/detail.html Father Kills Son During Turkey Hunt POSTED: 2:45 pm EDT May 5, 2008 UPDATED: 3:27 pm EDT May 5, 2008 OLDHAM COUNTY, Ky. -- A hunter mistook his son for a turkey, shooting the boy to death in what authorities called a terrible accident. Oldham County police said a man and his 14-year-old son were hunting on private property in the 2000 block of Rebel Ridge Road about 7 a.m. Sunday when they got separated. When the father noticed some movement in the woods, he fired a 12-gauge shotgun, accidentally killing his son, police said. Police are withholding names pending family notification. They believe the shooting was only an accident. This incident is the latest in a series of turkey hunt-related shootings in recent weeks. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported that an 8-year-old boy was shot to death by his father while they were on a similar hunting trip in Minnesota on April 21. A teen in West Virgina has been cha
You Mean I Can't Carry My Weed Into The Courthouse?
Good Morning and Happy Day to you…It’s Thursday unless you are living in the past, then it’s any day you wish… I often wondered what it was like living in the past but standing in the future… too much to contemplate so early in the morning even for my messed up mind… So onward with news of the … let us call it…ah News of the not using one’s head… In Bradley Tennessee, a Man forgot what he apparently was carrying into a federal building and remembered just after he emptied his pockets. Bobby Dewayne Cross was visiting the courts section of the Bradley County Justice Center on Monday when he was asked to empty his pockets into a plastic bowl — a standard procedure. Sheriff Tim Gobble says the items he placed in the bowl included marijuana and rolling papers. When questioned, Cross ran from the building, but officers captured him within minutes. The 22-year-old faces charges of having contraband in a penal institution and evading arrest. OOOOOppppssy I had no idea those were there… I mea
You Must Be A Good Girl....
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You Might Be A Floridian If..................
Socks are only for bowling. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. Your winter coat is made of denim. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark. You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. (for you non-Floridians, this is referring to the strength of a hurricanes.) You dread love bug season. You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charle
You Make A Difference To Me!!
You Make A Difference To Me! I love my friends! Simply said... You guys take away the loneliness of my nights You make me smile I feel comfort after my many nightmares, just knowing that I just have to look at my computer to find a friend. Some one that I can talk to and get the nasty images out of my head while sharing some laughs and conversation. I feel like I belong somewhere. Yes I have friends here where I live but I don't want to wake them to talk lol Someone is almost always around here. You guys are my dream catchers... my friends... my family. Please watch this video... Pass it along. You not only make a difference to me... but others too. Luv ya all I Am Blessed For Having The Wonderful Friends I Do I Am Blessed For Having My Gorgeous Son. I Am Blessed To Be Apart Of Your Lives. Thank You!! God Bless You, Your Families, & Let Us Never Forget Those In The Military & Their Families... Past & Present Memor
You Me And Ty
YOU had started the night out horny, so when YOU showered, YOU shaved your pussy clean, making sure to get all the way back and around the puckered hole of your ass. YOU wanted to be slick enough to lick. YOU had a few drinks and decided to go out looking for a good fuck. YOU put on white eye shadow, with black eye shadow in the creases of your lids, tons of black eyeliner, mascara, and brow pencil. To accent the sexed-starved eyes, YOU wore bright red lipstick, too bright, past the edges of your lips to make them look too-full and aroused, and with too much lip gloss to make them look slippery wet. YOU teased your sexy beautiful hair until it looked almost bed-tousled. YOU wore the black lacy shelf bra that just holds your breasts; makes your heavy, natural tits stand out and pout, under a tight, sheer, black silk blouse. The kind that's so tight, the buttons seem to strain from the holes, and the material gaps in between; so sheer, there's absolutely no doubt as to what undergarm
You & Me
New passion enveloping me setting me on fire making me free. Thinking of You and how sweet it can be. Wanting to love You and for You to love me. Soon my Love and together we'll be exploring this new love together You and me
You May Hate Me For This
stop taking pictures of your twat and putting your kids in a folder next to em.i know where kids come from.i dont have any and i dont give a shit about yours for the most part.but before nobody reads this and starts thinking...hey this guys an asshole.remeber your the people showin your beat up ass beef curtains right next to the family picnic..besides why drag your kids into the internet..its hard to tell what there gonna see on there own....thats all i wanted to say. p.s. IM me if you gota preggo pics..lol fucken losers
You Might Be A Red Neck If
You might be a redneck if... More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> You might be a redneck if... Your Christmas tree is still up in February. You've ever been arrested for loitering. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You Make Her Juice Box...what?!
You make her Juice Box ....What?! Thats right... I didnt accept the offers bid on me in the last auction for good reason, but I joined this auction to benefit a good friend! So come on boys or ladies... I dont bite....too hard! Make sure you show lots of love to the hostess! ˘ľSunySkyz˘ľ PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire˘â & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv & Owned by PebblesinAZ!
You+me+my Room=?
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE. REPOST THIS SAYING...YOU + ME + MY ROOM =________?
You Make Me Sick
You Make me sick With these pointless words your ramble Cant' you see what you have in front of you Someone that shares your deepest darkest desires My heart has fallen to shambles Its not even slightly equivelent to anything your poor sole requires An epinphany of thought What a divine manifestation I'm completely distraught Due to this complete aggrivation I won't give you a complete visualization Because I'll end up with a Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation Similiarly to an empty soul Someone without a heart just an empty red hole Burnt to a crisp love is just not a concern Reality has seemed to escape With the plan of no return Torn, mangled, and lacerated Into a pit of deep darkness Their no longer is a spark in her eye She feels like she's lost it all in a battle and now she cries !!!
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You Make My Heart Shine
When it is dark, And i am all alone, I often look at your picture that is on my phone, And think about how you mean so much to me, Asleep in your bed my sleeping beauty, Waiting there for loves true kiss, I'm your prince and you're my princess, I love all the little things that you do, And how you can always make me smile when I'm with you, So when I look into those gorgeous eyes, And tell you that I'm the luckiest of guys, Please know that what I tell you is true, And that i really truly love YOU, For you are my guide, You are my light, And no matter how dark it is, Or how alone I feel, You make my heart shine, I love you!
You Might Want To See This
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS AUCTION IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET A BLACK WIDOW AS A PET. SHE DOESN’T BITE....HARD....
You Might Be A Soldier If
You Might be a Soldier if: 1. The only time you and your spouse eat without the kids is at the unit "dining out". 2. You always honk twice before backing into parking spaces. 3. You have to look up your parents phone number, but can dial the CQ, SDNCO, company, battalion and brigade with no problem at all. 4. Your vacation atlas has only two routes marked: primary and alternate. 5. Your favorite author is Mike Malone or Tom Clancy. 6. When your kids are too noisy you yell "At Ease!" 7. You don't own any blue pens. 8. Your vacation always occurs during the last week of September. 9. You keep a box of MREs at home and in the trunk of your car in case of emergencies. 10. When you talk on the phone, you end every conversation with "out here". 11. You refer to your spouse as "Household-6" , "CINC House", or "Chief of Staff". 12. You've seen "Patton" enough times to memorize his speech. 13. CNN is your favorite program. 14. You call the Post Locator instead on Information to
You Make Me Sick
This girl Redneck Fantasy has been telling everyone on this site that she had a baby when in all reality she has not!!! she was never even pregnent!!! She has even went as far as to post pictures of babies on her page that aren't hers, Please don't give in to her lies, all she is looking for is gifts & points, 1 of my good friends has already bought her a vip. She is truely a sick person so please let everyone kno. Here are some of the pics she has been posting this is NOT her baby!!! As you can see the real mother is in the background of one of these pictures. Redneck Fantasy claims she had a little boy ?? hmmmm then why is there a pic of a baby girl on her page ?? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HERE IS HER PROFILE LINK: Redneck Fantasy & my new owner is dust me pink@ fubar (repost of original by '~Đü§† M€ Ţîńk ~Club F.A.R ~ The Lollipop Gurlz ~SBG' on '2008-08-22 18:28:06') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-08-22 18:37:55') (repost of
You Missed A Spot
i got this routine for when i shave my face and my head. first ......i wash my face with some acne crap right, clean my face up so its all pretty, then i shave, then i clean my face again..GOOD TIMES! so.....after im done cleaning up my bathroom after my shaving and stuff i noticed something ......I MISSED A BIG ASS CLUMP BEHIND MY EAR!!......im like OOGA BOOGA!.....and of course my son being the lil booger that he is ..he is laughing at me (cause he was the first one to notice it) so i has to shave it again......i did shave my goatee off and left the lil patch on my chin (looks pretty bad arseeeeeeee!!!) thats all i got for now ........oh yeah OOGA BOOGAAAAAAA
You Make It Real
James Morrison You Make it Real w/ LYRICS mmmm there's so much craziness surrounding me there's so much going on it gets hard to breathe all my faith has gone you bring it back to me you make it real for me well im not sure of my priorities ive lost site of where im ment to be and like holy water washing over me you make it real for me and IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby youuu are the only one who save me that's whyyy ive been missing you lately cause you make it real for me when my head is strong but my heart is weak im full of arrogance and uncertainty but I can find the words you teach my heart to speak you make it real for meee yeaaa and iiiiiiiiii'm running to you baby you are the only one who save me that's whyyy ive been missing you lately cause you make it real for me everybodies talking in words I don't understand you got to be the only one who knows just who I am and you shine in the distance I hope I can make it through cause the only
You May Need To Stop At The Women's Restroom . . .be Prepared
You may need to stop at the women's restroom . . . be prepared! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume 'The Stance. ' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the sea
You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If....
Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper. Your firehouse has wheels. You've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse. Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk. You've ever been toned out on an outhouse fire. That outhouse fire was with entrapment. You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground. At least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January. Your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it. You don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky. You've ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck. Your rescue truck can smoke the tires. Your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.
You Might Be A Redneck If.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/ap_on_fe_st/odd_train_rash;_ylt=Aj2yjlL7Mb8xXPaOOhfw0ZKhOrgF Police: Man who wanted picture gets 'train rash' Tue Sep 16, 7:36 PM ET Police say a man who wanted his picture taken next to a moving train suffered "train rash" but no serious injuries when he got too close to the train. Police Sgt. Jeff Skuza said the 34-year-old man and two friends were in Fargo for a conference. He said they went around the security gates at a train crossing so he could have his picture taken. Skuza said the man thought the picture would be better if he got closer to the train. But he stumbled and the train caught his back, ripping his shirt and pants. Skuza called it "a bad case of train rash." He also said alcohol was a factor. Police did not release the man's name. Skuza said he was treated and released from an area hospital. ___ Information from: The Forum, http://www.in-forum.com
You Make Me Sick
Just The Thought Of You fills my stomach up with bitter acid. It's eating the lining and poisoning my blood, making me want to vomit. You. Make. Me. Sick. Memories crawl under my pale skin, tearing away at my still flesh. Destroying every part of life held in my body, ripping me open like a useless book.
You May Be Right
Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and you trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change Ive been stranded in the combat zone I walked through bed stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am cause you might enjoy some madness for a while Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then its true That its all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way You may be righ
You Might Be Unamerican If........
www.vimeo.com/1147285 You Might Be Unamerican If... from Mob Logic on Vimeo.
You Might Be A Redneck If....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/suing_god Suit against God thrown out over lack of address By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer Wed Oct 15, 8:42 PM ET A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor. On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward. "Given that this court finds that there
You Make Me Feel
You Make me Feel At times when I am sad you make me feel like everything is going to be ok. And when I am Lonely you make the cold go away.. When I am angry you put a smile on my face... And when I am happy it's because you looked my way.... Our time together has been a Roller Coaster ride, But I would have never gotten on if you had't been by my side..... You make me feel like the world is my Playground and everything in it a toy. You make me feel like a Little Girl with my first crush on a little boy.. You make the Sun rise and set in my life and I thank God everyday day that you made me... YOUR WIFE! Copyright ©2008 Erica Corn
Youmeus
Dreamed you Seen you Met you Knew you Wanted you Touched you Done you Loved you Dreamed me Seen me Met me Knew me Wanted me Touched me Done me Loved me Dreamed us Seen us Met us Knew us Wanted us Touched us Done us Loved us
You Might Be A Redneck If.....
Why was the redneck pushing his trailer home down the street in the snow????? He was trying to jump-start the furnace!
You Must Dream Big And Think Big To Be Big
Sunday, November 30, 2008 YOU MUST DREAM BIG AND THINK BIG TO BE BIG. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- High expectation always precedes high achievement. You're as small as your controlling desires, or as great as your dominant aspirations. Once your mind stretches to a new idea it never goes back to its original dimensions. Dream of little goals and you can expect little achievement. Dream big and you'll win big success. The first ingredient of your success is to dream a great dream. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch The Video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Watch The => Webinar Check Out The => Glimpse Stories Learn More At => The Mangosteen Evolution
You Must Act On Your Dreams
Monday, December 01, 2008 YOU MUST ACT ON YOUR DREAMS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to make your own opportunities. Your future is not a matter of chance. It's a matter of your choice. It's not something you wait for. It's something you must actively pursue. Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. Opportunity can come disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. Start today, right where you are. Distant fields will always appear greener. Yet, golden opportunities are all around you. You can live a great dream if you pursue it. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch The Video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Watch The => Webinar Check Out The => Glimpse Stories Learn More At => The Mangosteen Evolution
You Make Me Wanna--dj Venom
YOU MAKE ME WANNA - dj_VeNom
You, Me, Her
You start by telling me i'm the one I say yes and feel i'm taken as yours Then she comes It's like i'm more a friend I try to take you from her To show you what's right in front of you You fight to listen And take no part in the relationship She steps in to say you were worthless And have no heart But You only believe in being a player
You Must Find Peace
In this life peace you must find. It's not always easy. The world's not always kind. Mistakes will be made. Lessons will be learned. Sometimes you'll get loved. Sometimes you'll get burned. But through all the challenges that you will surely face. You must put away the sadness and let peace take it's place. 02/15/06 .......LOL.....or at least get a piece :)
You Make Your Own Opportunities.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 YOU MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITIES. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your destiny isn't a matter of chance, it's a matter of the choices you'll make in the coming year. Success isn't something you wait for, it's something you must pursue in the months ahead. Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities to be successful. Seize common occasions and turn them into great ones. Opportunities sometimes come disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. Start where you are. You're at this moment, standing right in the middle of opportunity. If you act on your dreams you can live them in the New Year. You have a lot to look forward to. Happy New Year - Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy Free Webinar => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Free Webinar => Beauty To Die For? =============
You Move Me
You Move Me ...... (not written by me) This is how it seems to me Life is only therapy Real expensive And no guarantee So I lie here on the couch With my heart hanging out Frozen solid with fear Like a rock in the ground But you move me You give me courage I didn’t know I had You move me on I can’t go with you And stay where I am So you move me on This is how love was to me I could look and not see Going through the emotions Not knowin’ what they mean And it scared me so much That I just wouldn’t budge I might have stayed there forever If not for your touch Oh but you move me Out of myself and into the fire You move me Now I’m burning with love And with hope and desire How you move me You go whistling in the dark Making light of it Making light of it And I follow with my heart Laughing all the way Oh ‘cause you move me You get me dancing and you make me sing You move me Now I’m taking delight
You May Not
You May Not My hands reached for My Angel Finally her skin next to mine Soft kisses turn to passionate pressed lips Like sweet cherries on the vine She has a passionate fiery heart And a dirty devilish mind With her wings spread wide Our bodies slowly intertwined You May Not Want me in The Morning But tonight it’s something you allow You May Not Want me in The Morning But all that matters is right here right now She captured my whole attention As her ware’s opened up in bloom Her rose full and beautiful As our lust filled every corner of the room Each wanting to give all to the other From sweet to unbridled want Trying to slowly bring each other to the peek It was a tortuous taunt You May Not Want me in The Morning But tonight it’s something you allow You May Not Want me in The Morning But all that matters is right here right now Each stroke created our painting Hands lips tongue taste and touch The sweetness of My Angel I will never drink enough
You Make Me Real
You Make Me Real You are my sweetest dream, It is one I can never let go, It is one I know I know. It is where you seem To be all I will ever deem. You are deep in my heart, Giving me an extra beat to jump, And sometimes, it is a runaway thump, You are my freshest brand new start, For me to be a master of this kindred art! You are forever in my mind, You are a treasure I must find, You make it so real, I’m in you and you are all I can feel. I promise to make you real this time! You are in my soul, I am in you, I make you whole, You make me real to. I swear you are all I will ever do! © Copyright Ann Rich 2006
You May Be In Ems If....
You might be in EMS if... (Author Unknown) You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... (Oh wait, that's only if you're a NEWBIE to EMS ;-) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with a complaint of: migraine lower back pain toothache (3rd time to ER, but can't make it to any
You Must Learn To See The Good In Any Situation
Wal-Mart here in Minot is open for its first business day since closing Sunday due to trouble with its roof supports. I know because Martha had to go to work at seven this morning and Mary took here because she had to work at Kmart at eight this morning. So it was my second Saturday in a row home when the kids woke up, and my second Saturday without going to Breakfast with the Boys, and Martha’s second Thursday where she wasn’t scheduled to bowl on league but she “had to” because someone else gave a funny excuse to not show up. But I don’t see a double standard in any of this … I got to deal with Sarah waking up earlier and earlier after going to bed at the same time every night, her and Jeffrey’s inability to keep still and through much of the week my inability to let them out of the house with all of our snow. Today there’s no more expected snowfall and it’s twenty-eight degrees right now, but the possibility of very highly piled, very tightly packed snow melting too fast or me
You, My Reason
You, My Reason You are the brightness That shines deep inside my heart The one thing that gives me reason To see tomorrow You are the hope That I have for the future And what's in store The feel of your lips Pressed against mine The warmth of your arms Wrapped around me The look in your eyes When you look at me and smile It is you The love of my life That gives me the reason To live my life
You Must Act To Overcome Fear.
Your Daily Motivation – You Must Act To Overcome Fear. Monday January 19, 2009 YOU MUST ACT TO OVERCOME FEAR -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the greatest surprises you'll experience, is when you discover that you can do what you were afraid you couldn't do. Your obstacles will melt away, if instead of cowering before them, you make up your mind to walk boldly through them. Do the thing you fear and fear disappears. Confront your fears, list them, get to know them and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. When you face the things that scare you, you open the door to freedom. The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself. You must act to overcome fear. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com => Discover The System => Meet The Team
You Mean??
You mean to tell me I gotta pay money to add a song to my page, or am I a weetad? If I have to pay money to be " cool " here I will just assume this whole place is a big gay playpen, and say to hell with it. Thanks for your cooperation.
You Might Be A Liberal If.....
In the spirit of good-natured relations, (and since we have to put up with their nonsense and fuckery for the next 4 years!), I submit this list. Enjoy! ================================================================================================== YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT IF... 1. You think that burning the US Flag is acceptable, because it's just a swatch of cloth and doesn't mean anything, but that flying the Confederate Stars & Bars is unacceptable, because it's a symbol of HATRED. 2. You believe that government should make a special effort to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice). 3. You think that protesting outside of a US Marine recruiting office in the Peoples Republic of Berkeley is protected by your 1st Amendment rights, and think that protesting outside an abortion clinic is not. 4. If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in school
You Make My Heart...
Written .. Now - to the woman who is not in my life..Yet ha ha You make my heart sing You make me smile with joy Everyday I wake with happiness Knowing the joy you love brings Today I want you to know That your my heart and I love you so Without you in my life True love my life would never know The years together have brought us closer I love you more today than the first day my eyes saw you You amaze me with that smile of yours You amaza me with the love you show So many times I look at you And wonder how someone must love me so to give into my life a gift such as you You are all I could ever dream To kiss your lips and hold you close My love just bursting from me I am always amazed that you even love me I promise you ever day I will always love you in this way Until the spark leaves your eyes And we ascend into the skys You make my heart sing You make me smile with joy Everyday I wake with happiness Knowing the joy you love brings Happy Va
You May Be Right
Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change I've been stranded in the combat zone I walked through Bedford Stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am 'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then it's true That it's all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way
You Must Have A Mental Disease..
I am entirely certain that writing these blogs are saving me thousands in psychiatric bills. I mean fuck why can't your insurance cover someone helping you with your personal issues. Its hard enough for me to trust someone I am familiar with I might as well have something I pay for help me pay for a person who professional works in the field. Anyways.. just would love to go off on some people in general but that isn't going to change their personalities. Maybe when people are kids you can change them.. But once people hit about 18 its next to impossible to change a persons habits and traits. You more or less gotta accept the fact that whoever you associate with is gonna be that way no matter how much you try, or just leave them. My option is more or less the latter..not so much that I decide the fate but the female does. Females are different than us males in things other than physical but I think we can shed light on quite a number of things we have in common. We all are
You Make Me..... For A Special Someone Who I Love Very Deeply
You make me laugh when I want to cry, Make me live when I want to die, Make me smile when I want to frown, You turn my life upside down. Believe in me when no one else does You?re my now, my is, my was. When you call my name I begin to blush, I'm afraid people notice I need you so much. When I'm with you time flies by fast. It's like the present is the past. I need you more than you can believe, Love you more than you can conceive. Think about you every night and day And hope my life can stay this way I don't want it to be any other way.
You Made Me Feel ....
i thought you savage you thought me uncaring desire has a mind of its own as passion ignites enemies become lovers your hands so strong upon me warm and gentle as they seek a desperate quake begins within me i stand vulnerable and weak no longer can i fight you you imprison my heart my resistence torn ashunder i see only you now in my thoughts and dreams your voice shatters my mind calling me to you i will constantly come running though you arent mine shame i have not a trace your open arms are my safe haven now i cherish this feeling you stirred deep within me my love for you grows stronger each day forgotten are the reasons my heart cried out wild in my chest now beating to rhythm you set there dont abandon me now dont break through my walls to make me feel this only to shy from me now abandon your fears as i have enter the wild become one with me now
You Must Watch...you May Piddle A Lil
"you May Be A Hamas Terrorist If..."
"YOU MAY BE A HAMAS TERRORIST IF..." 1. You shoot rockets at civilians for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but youcan't afford shoes.3. You have more wives than teeth.4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, never bathe, but consider bacon "unclean."5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives inyour clothing.8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other thansetting off bombs.9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own several.10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.  
You Might Be A "radicalized Right-wing Extremist" If…
Well now... It seems that some of us are now considered right wing extremists AND disgruntled veterans. All I can say is I was disgruntled before... NOW I'm pissed.   This can be found here     You Might Be a "Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist" If…by Michelle Malkin What and who exactly are President Obama's homeland security officials afraid of these days? If you are a member of an active conservative group that opposes abortion, favors strict immigrationenforcement, lobbies to protect Second Amendment rights, protests big government, advocates federalism or represents veterans who believe in any of the above, the answer is: You. Department of Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano has turned her attention away from acts of Islamic jihad on American soil (which she now refers to as "man-caused disasters"). Instead, her department issounding the alarm over an unquantified "resurgence" in "right-wing extremism activity." On April 7, DHS sent a nine-page warning memo to law
[you Must Be This Tall To Ride...]
Man, I kinda stink. At least I think that's me.Anyway, uuuh what did I want to say here?*scratches his head*Oh, a cousin of mine (and I have a HIGH opinion of all [0%]of my relatives) asked me what happened with my last job and I explained that I was working 55-60 hour weeks for 2.50 an hour. Her comment was "eww welcome to the real world" I saidand I quotein front of her second bastard son "what fucking real world pays an american citizen 2.50 an hour?" I was being disrespected, underpaid, and underappreciated, so I denied them the gift of me as a good will ambassador from the american government. Now on to "what I want"... Which was why I started this blog- and I'll be honest. Still no fucking clue. I apped for a porn shop clerk position tonight, and I said to myself "man this will certainly further my goals and ambitions". I don't have a heart anymore. What keeps me up at night isn't heaving bosoms and sweaty thighs covered in chesty gasps I seriously don't give a fuck ab
You & Mi' On The Ice....
You and Me on the Ice...  Since you are playing on the ice... let me take you someplace warm... and very nice.... would you like somewhere to place that puck... I know a place.... and .. .would be a great fuck.... you could put it in my ...aaaahhhhhhhhh.... clit... ooohhhh.... such a warm... wet.....soft... and nice ... little slit... ohhh.....please come slap it with your stick.... and hit me again....and again... I would tell you...
You & Mi' On The Ice....
You and Me on the Ice...  Since you are playing on the ice... let me take you someplace warm... and very nice.... would you like somewhere to place that puck... I know a place.... and .. .would be a great fuck.... you could put it in my ...aaaahhhhhhhhh.... clit... ooohhhh.... such a warm... wet.....soft... and nice ... little slit... ohhh.....please come slap it with your stick.... and hit me again....and again... I would tell you...
You May Be Right ;)
"Have you noticed you only talk to me when you are sad?"   I can explain this away sure...it is mostly justifiable to me..but it still is a fact. I tend to only come online when I am sad. Especially of late. I think this probably says I spend too much time worrying about myself and not enough time being a really good friend. I know I expect my friends to be great so why shouldn't I be great too? I am sorry for being a lousy friend.   Can you forgive me?
You Miss 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You miss 100 percent of all the shots you never take.
You Must Refrigerate Your Milk To Prevent It From Spoiling. But How Do We Protect Our Hearts?
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
You Might Be A Biker If.....
1: That oil spot on the garage is just the bikes way of "marking it's territory"2: You have ever started a barbecue with a welding torch3: All of  your children have a bike manufacturer's name as part of their name4: You own more bike related t-shirts than underwear5: Any day you can ride is a good day6: You come home and curse the"cages"7: You  chant V room, V room" to go to sleep8: People have nearly died of starvation looking at all your bike/run pictures9: Every picture you take has you/your bike/women in it10: You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easy riders than the naked women11: You save your dirty oil from the bike to put in the truck, cause "hey! it's just a truck"12: The other vehicle is a truck13: You can drink more beer than a platoon of Marines, then really start to party14: You don't go a day without wearing something that says Honda, Harley or Kawasaki, etc15: Your wedding picture is you on the bike "who? oh yea the bride"16: If the weather is too bad for ri
You Might Be Cajun If...
...you have so much 'stuff' around the outside of your house, that you need to post a sign in your yard that reads:   "WE'RE  NOT HAVING A YARD SALE TODAY".
You Move Me...."
Like the ocean moves with it's continuous waves.....Like wind in the sail's of a ship that moves with ease......Like the upwind caught in an eagles wing's..........you move me! Like a river's current, a leaf adrift.......Like the sand's of the shore by the ocean's tide, may lift......Like the wing's of a sparrow, that move's agile and swift.....you move me! Like a feather caught in a summer's breeze..........Like a rustling of autum's fallen leaves........Like a savior healing my broken hearts needs....You Move Me! Like the words that you whisper, that fall from your lips....Like the fire which exhilarates from your fingertips....Like the gentle embrace while your coddled within my hips.......being there, it's known you have moved me!
You Might Be A Redneck If....
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You May Know??
1.my name is maricel 2.married in real life 3.i have 1 kid (son) 4.i am simply me:) 5.i am not here looking and searching of boyfriends or husband..(simple i am funny,jokers,love to smile or laugh:) 6.sweet :) , if you were nice at all:) 7.i am frank person accept on what i say.. i just telling the truth.sometimes i see how stupid you were:) 8.i am not beggers:)                ---->crushes ---because i want to feel how special realy i am (wow someone crush me:D)                ---->cridit over all--- because i value your hard work not that easy to earn money at all..(i grow)                ---->like--- no i wont ask a like i am not looking of someone to like me for achivement:)like me if you do:)thank you if you were:)..     shine not like:             ----->people talk behind my back:)             ------>fake friends             ------>plastic:)             ------>profile got lots of nude and asking a rate in my shout box!hell get away from my sb!             ---
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You Might Be A Conservative If...
1: You’re irate over the president taking so many vacation days on the taxpayer’s dime (61 thus far), but you thought George W. Bush earned every minute of his leisure time (196 days at the same point in his presidency). 2: You’re happy with your 40 hour work week, paid vacations and company-provided healthcare, but you’re strongly anti-union, because those commies haven’t done anything for you lately. 3: You strongly support the First Amendment and its guarantee of religious freedom to all, but you don’t think Muslims have a right to build an Islamic Community Center in Manhattan. 4: You believe Ronald Reagan was a devout Christian, even though he hated going to church, but any president who spends twenty years going to the same Trinity United Church in Chicago must be a Muslim. 5: You believe when a Republican governor creates a healthcare package with an individual mandate for everyone in his state, that’s a good idea. But whe
You & Me
For the past 2 weeks we have not had a lot of time to spend with each other. We know that the love is still there, but we haven’t had much communication. We don’t have a lot of time between us, due to work and school. The little things that are starting to take a toll on our relationship. Me leaving my wet towel on the bathroom floor. You leaving your make-up on the bathroom sink and your bra’s all over the place. Me not hugging you while we sleep and you not letting me kiss you properly. Just little pecks on the cheek, not exactly anything to get the romance flowing. Last week I brought you flowers home, and you just left them on the dining table, and let them die. I noticed the romance dying, the eroticism is no longer there and we are almost like roommates now. You say you still love me, and you even got upset when I suggested we break up, but it still hasn’t done enough to rekindle anything between us. I have decided to fix it, at what ever cost. Tonight,
You Make Me Beautiful
You make me beautiful, you make me stand in awe; you step inside my heart, and I am amazed I love to hear you say,who I am is quite enough; you make me worthy of love and beautiful.
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You May Ask Yourself Of A Promise Between 2 Soldiers With No Other Doin Nothing But Adding Ruin & Ways Against What You Are Doing Here Silently As She
Now silently I go as the entire world of no matter anyhow watched shall know & have seen only of whom was the true one at even as he owed you nothing do more then cost himself part of his heart to protect it seems not the one who acted or played the victim,,But as the cowards are swept away in the swift hard resentful breeze and darkness of their own ruin do what he did so silently to protect what it seems may have only matter to the heart of a true soldier in heaven above as for his little ones he would of done & knew our promise for each others would of done for me.But not to complain or take credit where any reward is owed or any is due in return for pay back,,but to know if one didn't appreciate the silence of what ruin she went along with that had her in more danger which exposed those innocent to that true soldiers heart in heaven,,,well he will not ever be in debt for that was a promise written in more then words to each other or any of in blood as he would of done the same for
You Might Be A Futard If...
You get mad at this blog post instead of laughing at yourself. You actually think people like you when they click your Like button. Your profile pic is older than your first child. You talk to your real world friends about Fubar, as if it matters or they care. You get upset when someone using an alias on a website lies to you... You plan a 'photo shoot' for pics to upload to your profile. The music on your profile is the exact setlist the DJ plays in your favorite lounge. You have a favorite lounge. You pose for pics with a guitar or other musical instrument, but cant play a note. You have a morph pic, morphing you into someone that couldnt look any less like you. You think Baby Jesus, is really Jesus. Of all the things you lack or are missing in your life, what you want most is a fu pony. Your wedding pic is photoshopped because youve never met your spouse.    
Young Girl
I have put you in my past I will run fast if you ever come again I spent endless nights hiding from myself I know your kind of passion I am only a young girl You know when the time comes your end will near I am so afraid Terrified of what might be next My life is so confusing I just went into Junior High I run from my past til this day I dont know why The images are vivd I am livid I just went into high school my mind comes clear I think I will drink another beer A buddy wants me to smoke pot Why not Everyday is fantasy Escape from reality I will choose my side when it comes I have been arrested many times I always lie You still haunt me to this day Your time will come my way Today is the day I will punish you today I will find you and you will have no way There you are in front of your house It is time you tell your spouse Tears coming from my eyes I despise you Tell your wife You are scared? Of a child? I have come for you Your time is true I fi
Younger Self
Leap, Jump, Skip and Run. The time of our youth, the day of the sun. Worry, dispair, fret and die. A graduate of life, the night turns to sky. To be born again, as the dawn is new, as time moves on, the sky to blue. To grow and grow and leap and jump and skip and run through life like the blazing sun. Hold fast to youth, for it holds the key, to life most full through eternity. As the sun does rise so shall it set, and the sky will grow even darker yet. When youth is lost, dark it stays. For we have lost the passion for the dawn of day. Listen to me, and to what I say, when the voice inside wants out to play, remember the light of the rising sun, Leap, Jump, Skip, and Run. Blessed Be!
You N Me...
YOUR LIPS SO SWEET... YOUR VOICE SO SMOOTH... YOUR WORDS ARE HONEYED... SUGARY SWEET... BUT YET SO FAKE... I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE YOU... YOU SIT THERE AND TELL ME NOT TA LEAVE... YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME... AND AS YOU SPEAK YOUR EYES STRAY... YOU SAY YOU MEAN IT... THINGS WILL BE BETTER... YOU COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER THE WAY YOU LOVE ME... THAT I MAKE YOU FEEL WHOLE; COMPLETE... BUT YOU, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH... THIS IS IT WE ARE THROUGH... I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING IF YOU HAD THIS COLOR HAIR, OR THAT SIZE WAIST, I WOULD NOT LOOK AT OTHER GURLS... THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME... WELL I AM TIRED OF BEING PUT DOWN... I DON'T NEED YOU... YOU SAY YOU NEED ME... BUT YOU HAVE LOST ME... I NOW UNDERSTAND THAT IT WAS NEVER ME AT FAULT... IT WAS NOT THAT I WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH... YOU DON'T DESERVE MY LOVE... NOW YOU HAVE LOST IT... I AM BETTER THAN THIS... I DON'T WANT YOU... I JUST WANT TA BE LOVED FOR WHO I AM... NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME INTO...
You Need My Tongue?
I lay between your scented thighs kissing the most beautiful lips OMG!!! I could lay here all night and listen to your echoed sighs Soft fingers run through my hair a sign you enjoy what I share It is my gift to you each morning each afternoon, each evening Your orgasm tastes delicious I whisper as you look down at me Smiling with the most sparkling eyes as you spread your lips wider AHHHHHHHHHH that's my baby let me suck down every drop I love how your muscles suck my tongue deeper into your opening It doesn't matter when you need an orgasm, I will never say no It doesn't matter what room you are in, slip off your panties Just tell me you need my tongue and I will happily kneal before you You are the happiness I have waited for and I celibrate your love for me I will always be a unselfish lover to you a sign you are all I've dreamed of I will love you, spoil you and release the 4th of july within your soul
You Naughty, Naughty Cherries!
I still have 40,370 Cherry Points to go, to become a Cherry Rockstar, how dare you desert me in my hour of need!? lol Still, on the bright side it means I get to keep my pants on! So... If owned Lost Cherry what new ranks could I invent? Cherry nerd, we have a few of them here. Cherry drama queeen, uh huh, we seen those ones. Cherry flasher, confused? Wait till I'm drunk! Any other suggestions?
You Never Know When The Government Will Read Your Emails...
Today a variety of e-mails from the desk of Michael Brown, ex-FEMA director, were released and I'm pissed. It's difficult not to get angry when so many lives are affected by this sniveling piece of crap. Not only does he completely ignore many critical details, he still has the time to worry about his appearance, his reputation, and finding a dog sitter. I have a dog, and I understand the importance of man's best friend, but when you are the most important official responsible for the support of hundreds of thousands of victims of a the largest natural disaster in US history, I'd imagine that maybe someone else can worry about it. I felt extremely skeptical of his capabilities to begin with, especially as I found out more about his background and lack of experience. These e-mails just seal the deal. He did not respond to information about the breach and also instead of acting on the information he did have, he chose to assume it was faulty. I nearly laughed out loud at his remarks rega
You Need To Help This Fucking Soldier Out
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You Need To Know
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You Never Know
We take so much for granted so much in life now days. We meet people the come and go we may even find money I find it easier in life to be honest in every thing we do for you never know tomorrow may never come so rember when your sitting there accessing people of thing are listing to rumors get to know the person friends cause you never know in the end they may be come your best friend or your worse pain but you will never know if you do try. See me personally I love all people(black white green all spectrums of color and race, I love tall short and fat thin or wired I love every one the same till you prove to me personally you do not deserve it I believe if you going to hate (witch in my eyes is a strong word) then hate them for them don’t hate on the for race color sex or anything like that you should get to know them on a one to one bases cause you never know you may find your one true love or even that new best friend.. Yours truly and Ble
You No Write
I have ask some of you to talk and you do not say notthing back do you thank that is right
You Never Know Until You Try
One Way To Find Out When contemplating whether to do something or not, a plucky voice in our heads may say, "You never know until you try." This is time-honored wisdom that encourages us to be game rather than to hold back. It reminds us that it is only through experience that we learn about this world and ourselves. Even if we regret the outcome, we have learned something, and the newfound knowledge is almost always worth it. This wisdom can be applied to situations both large and small. From crossing the Atlantic on a boat to trying Ethiopian food, there's only one way to find out what it's like. We have all had experiences where we tried something we didn't think we'd like and fell in love. We may have found ourselves stuck with nothing to read but a "boring" book, only to kick-start a lifelong passion for Victorian literature. We may have decided that sailing was not for us until we fell in love with someone with a boat. On the other hand, we may try tofu only to learn that it
You Never Know Until You Try
One Way To Find Out When contemplating whether to do something or not, a plucky voice in our heads may say, "You never know until you try." This is time-honored wisdom that encourages us to be game rather than to hold back. It reminds us that it is only through experience that we learn about this world and ourselves. Even if we regret the outcome, we have learned something, and the newfound knowledge is almost always worth it. This wisdom can be applied to situations both large and small. From crossing the Atlantic on a boat to trying Ethiopian food, there's only one way to find out what it's like. We have all had experiences where we tried something we didn't think we'd like and fell in love. We may have found ourselves stuck with nothing to read but a "boring" book, only to kick-start a lifelong passion for Victorian literature. We may have decided that sailing was not for us until we fell in love with someone with a boat. On the other hand, we may try tofu only to learn that i
You Never Know Until You Try
One Way To Find Out When contemplating whether to do something or not, a plucky voice in our heads may say, "You never know until you try." This is time-honored wisdom that encourages us to be game rather than to hold back. It reminds us that it is only through experience that we learn about this world and ourselves. Even if we regret the outcome, we have learned something, and the newfound knowledge is almost always worth it. This wisdom can be applied to situations both large and small. From crossing the Atlantic on a boat to trying Ethiopian food, there's only one way to find out what it's like. We have all had experiences where we tried something we didn't think we'd like and fell in love. We may have found ourselves stuck with nothing to read but a "boring" book, only to kick-start a lifelong passion for Victorian literature. We may have decided that sailing was not for us until we fell in love with someone with a boat. On the other hand, we may try tofu only to learn that i
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Young &wasted
Like a fly to a spider, you're under the spell It's the game and the liar, for those who toll the bell You're more than just a name, you fight for the right Like a moth to a flame, you see the bait you bite You're restless and wild and walkin' the line You're not just another pretty face Need an answer fast and you're runnin' out of time And the night goes on for days Young and wasted - ooh yeah, ooh yeah - young and wasted You been branded by the iron, you been cut by the knife There's a monkey on your back runnin' up and down your spine Up and down your spine You hunger for the fire and run with the pack But you know damn well there ain't no turnin' back Ain't no turnin' back, no no You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't You laugh in the face of the fates Fallen angels spread their wings, so you cross the gates of hate Young and wasted - I can almost taste it, I can almost taste it Young and wasted - ooh yeah, ooh yeah,
Young Patriots
I have wanted to write this entry for a couple of weeks now, but for whatever reason I got side tracked. I think it is time to tell this story. I didn't have a very easy time growing up and when you grow up like did it makes you question your own ability to be a parent. You want to do better, give more and try harder than what you got as a child. I am a person with very low self asteem, so I probably doubt myself more than a "normal" person would. Even though I try very very hard to be a good mom, I never think I do a good enough job. But a couple of weeks ago at a homecoming for troops, my kids put to rest at least one doubt I had. I know in my heart that I am raising two children who love their country and those who protect it. When the buzzer sounded and the huge hangar doors opened on a recent Tuesday afternoon, I felt a sense of pride that I have never felt. Sitting in the stands with one of my soldiers, Jason, were my kids William and Madison. We had taken them out o
Young Wife
Young Wife A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?" The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help." Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home. "
Young Couple Enjoys The Rain
Young Couple Enjoys The Rain by Kyle24Mac24 © We were sitting in the living room recliner, watching the rain fall. You in your robe, me in my pj pants. I was holding you tightly as you softly rested your head on my shoulder. When the storm had passed and we couldn't find anything to watch on television, we headed for bed. You undid your robe and crawled in. I dropped my pants and crawled in with you. I curled up next to you. I nestled my cock between your ass cheeks and threw my arm over you. We laid like this for quite a while. Occasionally I'd adjust my arm and brush it across your breasts and nipples, causing you to moan softly. A couple of hours had passed when you rolled over and faced me. I was asleep, so you decided to have some fun. You positioned our legs very skillfully so as to not wake me, but get us as close together as possible. You then softly grabbed my cock and aimed it at your virgin vaginal lips. Taking a soft, deep breath, you inched me into you. Slowly
Young Friends
Young Friends by maggielulu85 © As I got in the car, I said goodbye to my co-counselors, and told them all I would see them in a week. I didn't realize until after I left just how much I was going to miss working with them all, they had become as close as family to me and I couldn't bear to be away from them for so long. As my mom pulled away, I looked back and saw my summer boyfriend wave goodbye and then disappear into the staff room. I was really going to miss him; we hadn't been apart more than two days all summer. Though we hadn't had much free time alone, since the kids seemed to always be around and when the kids were asleep we seemed to be bogged down in staff meetings. My mom and I enjoyed pleasant conversation as we drove the hour and a half to the college we were having a week long conference at. I am Quaker and we have an annual retreat every year. I love going because I get to see all of my friends from conferences and spend time with them since we hardly ever get
Young Lovers Bliss
Young Lovers Bliss by MePrpl © As he walked nearer to me his smile gleaming at me I reminisced back to the day I met him, so innocent, so sure, and so confused: I met him on a bus ride, and as I nibbled on his fingertips in the back seat that day I somehow knew without knowing that these days of ecstasy would come. The days when together we would arouse each other touching, and passionately kissing, until finally, fully clothed we would find ourselves lying on the floor hopelessly staring into each other’s eyes wishing and hoping for those precious hours we would have together later that day. Almost always we got our chance to spend those hours together they would come, and our fingers hungrily grasped at shirts, belts, waistbands and matching underwear. Our lips would meet not only in passion but in forgives for the sin of letting so much time pass since last we did this. As the clothes came of the naked skin was covered in kisses, and slowly our bodies would lower to the grou
Young Stud Takes Wimp's Girlfriend
Young Stud Takes Wimp's Girlfriend by rogue_sundown © My Personal comment about this story (Onyx Dragon of Xxxtast). Now this is a fucked up story, sounds like something that would have happened to me in my past. Ken and Ellen seemed to be the perfect suburban middle-class couple on the outside. They were not yet married, but both held down respectable jobs and earned a decent enough wage to collectively rent a small terraced house within commuting distance to central London, where both of them were employed. Ken's chosen profession was as a choreographer for west-end productions, it was his job to supervise and design the dance routines for productions on the stage. Post-9/11 however, he had found work hard to come by, this was due to the sharp drop-off of tourists visiting London. As a result work had more or less dried up. He was forced to take a fairly mundane office job, which neither paid as well as his last or stimulated him as much creatively. At 37 he wished for
Young Lovers
Young Lovers (Blackrock) He walks into her room. The lights dimmed and the curtains drawn. Candle light flickering gently off the lilac walls. He hands her the flower in his hand. A rose. A read rose. As she reached for the flower, he leans in and softly plants a kiss on her full lips. She kisses him back with the same delicacy. This kiss is broken as she takes his hand and leads him over to her bed. She sits down and signals for him to join her on the springy mattress. They kiss once more, this time slightly firmer. He gently eases open her lips with flicks of his tongue. She accepts the offer of his tongue as their hands begin to explore each the others body. His eager tongue explores the depths of her mouth as she with her arms round his neck, lies down with him on top of her. He stops kissing her lips and starts planting his kisses gently across her cheek heading towards her neck. She pulls him closer as his kisses send shivers of lust down her spine. He moves his kisses fu
You Never Know What You Have Until It Is Gone!!
You know I never knew what love really was until now. When someone is gone and all you can do is think about them day and night for an entire year or even longer. I wanted to write this blog because I wanted to let you know how I feel. I have gone through so much just in the past 5 years that I could never imagine. My husband will be home soon and I am going crazy because I want everything to be right for him and don't want him to lift one finger. He has been in Korea now since November 3rd 2005 and is coming home November 27th..only in a week in a half.The best thing to experience is going to see me and his daughter for the first time in over a year and I want it to be the best day of my life. There are so many thoughts running through my head like what am I going to wear, I can't wear too much makeup because it will be coming off anyways because of all the tears of joy I will have. But to me right now I am not totally concerned about that because I know he won't care what I look lik
You Never Know....
I have come acrossed various people, so many I hold dear to me, and almost everyone having their place in my life. My children of course, my family, yes and even my ex husband. Making friends has never been hard for me and now there is someone I have come acrossed. Someone who is beginning to mean alot to me. He knows who he is if he ever reads this. There is just something about him. I can open up, be myself with him. And yet he doesn't judge me. I hope that I can become the friend to him as I feel he has become to me. Someone I never want to see hurt by society by others. His heart is too good for that and he deserves so much. I hope he finds that one. The one who's ass I dont have to kick if he ever gets hurt.
Young Explorer (a Bit Of My Childhood)
Young Pioneer A long time ago in a state far far away, I pissed off my Mom. The particulars are foggy, as I was five at the time, but I had done something that had earned the dreaded phrase that all kids fear. WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME. I wasn't sure what would happen, but I knew it wasn't good, so I did what all five year olds do when faced with impending torture, death, or worse. I was sent to the playground. Now this particular playground had a very high fence and was in perfect sight of our living room. It also had one of those "child-proof" gates that no parent ever expects their child to ever figure out, even if it only involves lifting the hasp and pushing. It was the perfect Alcatraz for five year olds, and I was Houdini. I don't completely recall why I chose escape over the teeter totter, or how long it took me to figure out that tremendously effective latch, but as soon as my mother turned away from the window, I decided to hit the open road. Now, wher
Young Ones - Motorhead 1984
Young Guys.....
am i missing somethin or just naive....i can't figure out who so many REALLY young guys wanna be "friends".....do they not read profiles to know that in most cases i am older than their mother....
Youngblood... One Woman's Opinion
For the record...Youngblood = 25-40 Mature men = 40 and over. What can you say about younger men? I don't know about you, but I say Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie! Hmmm. maybe I went a little overboard rhere, let me reword that. What I mean is GIMMIE GIMMIE< GIMMIE!! Sorry, can't help myself. There's just something about them. Actually there are many things about them. They have an exuberance for life, they are fun, funloving, enthusiastic, impulsive, energetic, (God help me), adventurous, and for the most part, they want to please. Now this isn't to say the mature man is ho-hum. They have their good qualities. There is a certain security with them, they have an appreciation for life, and the finer things, because they have earned them. But you see, when you get roses from a mature man, it says he appreciates you. When you get roses from a younger man Oh Lordy, it means he wants to do it again and again and again. It says he wants to spend time with you, and on some level he
Younger Guys Are So Hott
Hello all you Cherrys out there, hope everything is going well with you guys. I'm fine, been on MYSPACE and havent checked in with Lost Cherry in a while, nothings different around here I guess, Its just getting cold!! I really don't like it, but what I do like is younger guys, I mean who doesn't! I know Iam takin, happily I guess, he is real good to me and wev'e been together a long time, but I can't help looking at the younger men lately, like early 20s, is this so bad? I'm 35, and I have had my share of younger guys, but now, I can't stop lusting after them,. I'd never cheat on my man, I do love him, don't get me wrong, but I think everyone feels this way, especially men. LOL. Any way, sorry it took so long to write a new blog, hope everybodys holidays are awesome, and thanks to all the HOtt young things out there, you know who you are. Kisses and Hugs, Susi Q.
Young Love
The first day I saw you I knew it had to be Love at first sight You are meant for me. I'm always thinking of you I hope your thinking too I don't know how to say this But I want to be with you. I'm showing you emotions That never ever show I guess the reason is That you deserve to know. Of everything thats said All of which is true Forever and a day My heart will be with you.
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