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You Know You're Kinky When...yep!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... - You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography. - You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't. - Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk. - You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography. - You call people other than your Father "Daddy." - Reading the word spanking makes you blush. - Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying. - You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats. - Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom. - Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore. - You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement. - Your contracts involve punishments, but no money. - Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom. - You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" - Your entire Music collect

You Know That You Hurt Me
why didn't you listen when i told you i love you why didn't you take notice that i was not ok do i mean that little to you that you just don't care i love you i cried more then my fair share i want to stop crying but the tears wont stop i want to wake up and it all just be a bad dream i want all the tears to stop falling i want this to never have happened i want you to love me as i love you but you don't you use to but not anymore your feelings changed you slammed that one open door you took that one thing that you promised never to hurt and smashed it you held the key to my heart and you knew it but still that didn't matter you hurt me more then anyone before and you know it i want to say i don't care i want to say i don't love you i want to scream and shout i want to yell at you for the way i am hurting right now but i can't i can't tell you i don't care about you cause i do i can't tell you i don't love you cause i do i can't scream and shout cause yo

You Know
>MY family lives in Utah and i was raised in utah what your about to read was sent to me from my cousin who is serving a mission in Africa. And this hit me so hard i could not stop laughing every thing about this is true and those of you reading this that are from utah can relate those of you who are not Know how bad the utahns can be please enjoy this :) You might be a > 'Utahan if.... > > You keep your clothes in 'Chester Drawers' > > You don't > pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n) > > If there is a > G at the end of a word you treat it as if it were silent. > > You know what > Fry Sauce is made of. > > You go to the > duck pond to feed the Seagulls. > > Green Jell-o > with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange. > > You can pronounce > Tooele. > > The U is not > just a letter - neither is the Y. > > You have > actually eaten funeral potatoes. > > You've gotten > both heat and frost burns FROM your car's door

You Know, It's Amazing.
normally my friends are knocking each other down to get into my house. why is it that now that i have the house to myself for a week, none of them is anywhere to be found??? i'm a little bored sitting here in the dark drinking coffee. :( someone come hang out with me.

You Know You Want To Own A Bunny!
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You Know You're From Ma If.....
how you know your from mass...... 1.You think crosswalks are for wimps 2. You think if someone is nice to you that they either want something, or they are from out of town and lost 3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in less than 3 seconds 4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak english 5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you 6. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can 7. The transportation system is known as the "T" 8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house 9. Subway is a fast food place 10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house 11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino", you know what they're talking about, and believe it, too (well, at least you USED to) 12. You believe using your turn signals gives

You Know You Want What I Got!
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You Know U My Girl!
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You Know You're From Louisiana When...
You know you're from Louisiana when... Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside, even in December. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice Subdivisions during Mardi Gras. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. Your ancestors are buried above the ground . You drink Community Coffee , have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about. (YEAH!!!) You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco . Every once in a while, you have waterfront property . You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says , "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. Little old ladi

"you Know" Not Being Racist.... Its True
"you know we be doin what we can do and uh YOU KNOW we be doign our best" " you know he be doign that he be doing that sh** you know" WE DONT KNOW YOU F'n PRICK! it's so stupid hearing the same thing from black people always hearing the words "you know" NO WE DONT KNOW CAUSE WE'RE RETARTED you want to know why they say "you know" cause they dont know thats why they say it all the time has any one notice them sayign it all the time? is pathetic. so the best thing that could do is know it and tell us cause we dont know what thier talkign about... (rant 2) to be continued....

You Know This World Sucks!!!
what is wrong with this world when even ugly girls think you are ugly so what am i a troll living under the bridge i dont think so i am just very muscular and most weman are afraid of me but i am really a teddy bear big and scary but cuddly and need some love yeagh when i need to i rip peoples arms off and beat them with them but i can. i prefer to walk away from a fight i do cause i dont want to hurt anyone the only one im scared of is me cause i have the potential to kill them all and let god sort them out without losing sleep but i also know there is jail time involved and i am terrified of being locked up so i always try to keep myself in check cause the law dont care how nice you are or how bad they were if you kill them you go to jail unless you can prove self defense i have walked into bars and everyone turned around the band quit playing and all looked at me 30 sec pause before they all went bak to what they were doing whrn you get vto know me i am a nice guy just dony mess wit

You Know U Wanna Own Me
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You Know Who You Are, Please Read.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example,'The night is shattered and the blue stars shiver in the distance.' The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one I held her in my arms I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. She loved me sometimes, and I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her. To hear the immense night, still more immense without her. And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture. What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is shattered and she is not with me. This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight searches for her as though to go to her. My heart looks for her, a

You Know You Wanna
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You Know Your From Pittsburgh When
♥"Hey Yuz Guyz" is your traditional greeting. ♥You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. ♥You know the location of the following towns, know someone from them and have spent time there: Monongahela, Altoona, Bethlehem, ♥Ligonier, Harmony, and Wilmerding. ♥You've memorized lines from the movie "Flashdance". ♥If you're a guy, your biggest fear is seeing your best friend drive into the "fruit loop". ♥You're second biggest fear is seeing him drive out with Kordel Stewart. ♥If you're a girl, you're biggest fear is getting hit on by a hairy-chested man, heavily weighted in gold chains, who refers to his friends as "junior" at Chauncey's. ♥Your latest cultural experience: On your way to partying at Slippery Rock University, having to stop your car to let the Amish buggy cross the street. ♥As your out-of-town friends brag about their latest trips to Europe, you think to yourself,

You Know You Really Know Someone When........
1. You go to the funeral of a total stranger with them, and hurt because they are hurting. 2. You spend 4 days staying at his ex-wife's house just so he can spend time with his children. Want to really know someone lol? Get to know their ex. 3. You bring his youngest children to your home to live with you, even though you were not expecting to raise small children again. 4. You spend 5 years falling asleep and waking up next to that person, you know the sound of every snore and every breath. You know what morning breath means lol. 5. You help them back to bed after they pass out on the toilet. 6. You understand that the shakes explained away by too much coffee, really means he needs another drink but isn't ready to admit that he's already had too many. 7. You know and have met ALL their children, their parents, and siblings. 8. You have sat with this person at the hospital after an overdose. 9. You know all their darkest secrets, and still speak to t

You Know
you know when your life sucks when you meet up with someone then they start avoiding you or you find someone you like but they like someone else. you know how hard it is to be alone the one that is pushed aside? friends come and go like the tides it would seem. but to most know that life sucks when you know they still come and go. wishing and hopeing to find the one person that will be there for you. that will not turn away from you because someone more intresting comes along. that will not care about how far or how closes you are too them but will try all they can to spend time with you. but not always does this happen. not always does people stay near everyone leaves you at times. so you know that will never change.

You Know Your From Jersey....
You know your from Jersey.... Yes I am a Jersey Girl and forever will be!!! Current mood: amused You Know You're from New Jersey When... ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: * You've been seriously injured at Action Park. * You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. * You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." * You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." * You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. * You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. * You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. * Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. * You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. * You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. * At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. * You know what a "jug handle" i

You Know You Are A Witch When...
1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".

You Know You Are A Female Rider If...
You Know Youre A REAL Female Rider If..... ya know you are a REAL female rider if you have experienced any of this :) 1.you have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake ....... 2.the only perfume you smell like is eu de exhuast....... 3.you have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones ...... 4.your helmet has makeup on the inside of it ..... 5.you take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before... 6.you have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding ......... 7.you have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves....... 8.you have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast ....... 9.you have rode up to a restuarant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends........ 10.you have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing ....... 11.you have

You Know....
Life is truly stranger than fiction, but sometimes what I see and hear that you can believe to be a lie might actually be true or at least have some truth to it! I've seen it so much, especially online, how people can truly be! They may act a certain way towards you, but then you can go check them out or check their friends (who may also be friends with you) and get a completely different story. I am seeing this more and more in my life and I question, "Who's being real on here, who's playing a game and who's playing me for a sucker?" Why should I care? I mean if people really do care about you the way that they say they do, don't you think there would be a devotion to that relationship, no matter what form it takes? Furthermore, it's the internet...it isn't real, so why does it bother me if people are not being real in an environment that isn't real? Then there's the issue of why people say they wanna be with you, but they tell this to several other people as well! Other

You Know.....
You know, I hate to sound like I'm ranting or bitching but I have helped a few people whether it being with getting them leveled up or in a contest or what have you but yet hardly anyone has for one, bought me an auto 11 or a happy hour but yet people want me to help them level or what not, so here is the deal, if you want me to help you level up or help you with a contest than great but this is a two way street, I want either an auto 11 or a happy hour and if I'm not gonna get either one, don't expect me to help you out on leveling up or being in a contest because I think it's really pretty damn sad that I sit here and help some people level up or help them win a contest and don't get me wrong, I like the thank you's but there has to be more to it than that here.

You Know Who You Are
all you had to do was tell the truth, instead i found out where i stood as your friend you talked about how i changed but the fact is you changed, neveragain will i trust a word you say, how can i and why should i. you once told me about how "you always end up hurting someone" well congrats you can add another one to that list. eventhough i know you don't care. cause if you did you wouldn't find it funny that i am hurt.

You Know It's Pretty Bad.....
You know, it's pretty bad when you have Vonage and have unlimited local and long distance and yet the only people I talk to is for the most part my family or maybe one or two other people. It's also pretty damn bad when you wear sunglasses and people start to ASSUME that your totally blind and can't do anythng which is a load of crap to begin with when I can throw a football and be able to walk or slightly run on flat ground. If I have to go proving it to other people that I can do that, then so be it because I'll be in a mood to prove people wrong, no matter what here. If other people would get their head out of there butt and ask than they'd find out for sure that I can still do it! If others don't think so , come around so I can prove you all wrong!

You Know The Big Brother Thing Right???
Let me start this off by saying I am not as ignorant as this blog may seem. I can show degrees that I have from college and that I am cool about,but when it comes to my daughter I am clueless and learning every day.Always something new.I know that is suppose to be normal but not when you didn't raise her and your parents did for reasons I will not go into. So here it is.I think for the most part we have all heard of Big Brother.My way of thinking is not the reality show,but in the form that someone shows a child or is around a child a lot and does things with them as a big brother does,doesn't matter if it is female or male RIGHT? I put in a lot of hours doing what I do and my baby for the most I feel is neglected,she says she isn't but my heart tells me different.She has only felt really close to one person but to ask him would be wrong and forget about the father he isn't in the picture for a reason. She needs someone that will laugh with her,take her places,help her with thi

You Know Ur A Redneck If...
You know you're a redneck if:1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You 've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, ' Hey, guys, watch this. ' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ' Gentlemen, start your engines. ' 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool tab

You Know The Ones
You know the Ones Hiding behind a firewall offering you a better world like their world is so much better Saying the words that remain unsaid and thinking that you haven't heard them, from someone else just like them assuming that since you're on this site, you’re lonely! Never that! You know the ones... always sending sexual messages thinking that you'll just fly across the world and do the damn thing because they brought you a drink and sent an un-original Message... Oh now you're their Soul Mate...and all the socks in their top drawer is un-mated... You know the ones... Always talking about what they have...or what they just got...and never mention about what they've learned Saving your pictures as their screen saver...so they can have you displayed when company comes by...and only knows you by your profile name...Such and Such undescore64 And quick to change it...to another stolen J-peg You know the ones... That can't take no for an answer and will bug the hell

You Know You're From Tampa When...
You Know You're From Tampa When… 1. You know the difference between I-75 and I-275. 2. You know it will rain between 2 pm and 6 pm during the summer. 3. You wear tank tops and flip flops 365 days a year. 4. You know that St. Pete and Clearwater are "where the old people live". 5. You know that Odessa and Lutz are where the cows roam. 6. You see a Publix on every street corner. 7. You see a Wal-Mart on every other street. 8. You've memorized where the bars are in Ybor. 9. You consider Gasparilla and Guavaween a holiday. 10. More people show up to your high school football games than pro baseball game. 11. You remember what Tampa Bay Center was. 12. You can always find a good riot in St. Pete. 13. You get excited to see a Sonic and WHATABURGER finally in town... 14. You can buy a beer in town for $6 and than go out of town and the same beer is $2.50. 15. You can't im

You Know It's Love.....
You know it's love... when you can't sleep at night without talking to him. .....when you cry because you have to hang up the phone with him and you don't want to. .....when he is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you goto bed at night. He's even in your dreams! .....when just hearing his voice makes you smile. .....when you feel like nothing in this world can go wrong as long as he is there. .....when all you want is to be close to him and it hurts knowing that you can't!

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee If.......
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a

You Know You Want To Fill This Out ;)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm sexy? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Copy and paste this into your blog to see what your friends answers will be.

You Know Who I Am Talking To . . .
You were from the south , I was from the west We were form opposite places, different towns But I knew it was good and you knew it was too So we moved together like a ball and chain Minds becoming two halves of the same It was real, but in shadows it grew Cos you've got a secret don't ya babe? I would've shouted loud and broken through I would've given it all to belong to you But there were different plans, different rules You said "where I'm from there is a lock and key If you'd be so kind as to follow me I will show you the way to the rest of my sins" Cos you've got a secret don't ya babe? Yeah you, you got a secret don't ya babe? And I should know Yeah I should know So this room was damp where your sins laid There was that smell in the air of an old place That hadn't seen much daylight in years And you threw me down, said, "If ya don't mind I'm gonna leave you here until night time Then we can do what we want my baby out of the spotlight." Cos you've

You Know You're From Pittsburgh When...
You don't see what all the hype is about Disney World when Kennywood is just around the corner. "N at' " is eloquently added to the end of every sentence. You know that the fireworks from the Three Rivers Regatta are the best when you can see the reflections they make off the PPG building. You have a taste bud for Smiley Cookies. Words like: hoagie; chipped ham; pop; and gumband actually mean something to you. You will defend with your life that it's called pop and not soda. You often go down to the "crick". You bleed black and gold... You wake up to KDKA. You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'. Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up. You believe that "Ize" is the abbreviaton for "I was" "Yinz" is part of common everyday language. You can find Zelienople on a map. You know what is meant by "The Point". You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. You've taken deliberate field trips t

You Know That You Are Addicted To Coffee When...
17. You can jump start your car without cables. 16. You answer the door before people knock. 15. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked. 14. You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week. 13. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze. 12. You grind coffee beans in your mouth. 11. You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet. 10. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. 9. You sleep with your eyes open. 8. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. 7. Instant coffee takes too long to make. 6. You channel surf faster without the remote. 5. You don't sweat... you percolate. 4. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. 3. You short out motion detectors. 2. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. and last but not least... 1. The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake!

You Know Who You Are
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the key in as you begin to turn Gently stroking my bo

You Know You Want It
Auctioning off an auto 11...bidding starts 2pm easten on 1-1-09 and end on 1-4-09 at 9pm. The starting bid will be 70,000 fu-bucks...fubucks will be the payment method you may use bling or other cash items but will only be counted for the amount of fu-bucks earned for that item..place your bid in the for of a comment in the auto 11 auction pic folder.. payment must be recived by the higest bidder before i send the auto bling...if highest bidder can not pay the next higest will be contacted...gook luck everyone

You Know You Are Russian When...
You Know You Are Russian When 1. You had to share a room until you were 21 (until I was 15) 2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil (my mom does) 3. You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport (nope, only take my backpack) 4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it s normal (hell yeah, that way no one asks for help) 5. All your children have nicknames, which sound nowhere close to their real names (no kids, but I did have several nicknames) 6. You know someone with 20 kids (my great great grandma) 7. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house (guilty as charged :) 8. You can fit 10 people into a civic (haha, thats what I drive) 9. Your parents never throw anything away and if you by some chance manage to get something to make it to the garbage can… it mysteriously appears back where it was again (LMAO! They know my family too well...) 10. You have lace curtains (ofcourse :)

You Know...
I'm tired of everyone being cowards and yet then acting like the victim and getting pissed off when people call their bluff and blow up their spot. If people would actually fucking be honest for once it would save them the drama that their bullshit and games actually causes them. Where the fuck did honesty fucking go? Fuck.

You Know Who You Are
by Gra mo chroi You're my addiction, what I crave with a burning desire, what I dream about every night, what I can't go a day without, you're my addiction I can't live without. You're the man I love with all my heart, the name my heart says with every beat, you're my every fantasy, you're my every prayer come true, you're the man that makes me complete. You're a part of me like my heart is and you flow through me like my blood, this feeling I have for you hasn't dimmed a bit over time but grows brighter and stronger with the tears. You're my addiction, what I crave with a burning desire, what I dream about every night, what I can't go a day without, you're my addiction I can't live without. You're the embodiment of my every wish and dim every fantasy I've had, you're the man I can't see my future without and the one that my children look like, you're the one I'm with when I'm old. It's you're voice that I have to hear each night before I close m

You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li

You Know U R A Nurse If....
You Know You're a Nurse IF... You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying ~ some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?" you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing you than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You're uncomfortable in clothes that don't have elastic or drawstring waistbands, because you spend most of your waking hours in scrubs.

You Know You Wanna So Just Do It Baby
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You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even wor

You Know You Are From Michigan
You Know You're From Michigan When... You define summer as three months of bad sledding. You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder. You can identify an Ohio accent. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt. Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. The Big Mac is something that you drive across. You believe that "down south" means Toledo. You know what and where the "Big Tire" is. You bake with soda and drink pop. You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right. Your Little League baseball game was snowed out. You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac". The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week. You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale. You know that Kala

You Know You Are From Louisiana
You know you're from Louisiana when... Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside, even in December. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. You drink Community Coffee, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco. Every once in a while, you have waterfront property . You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. You believe that purple, green , and gold look

You Know You're A Photographer If....
I put this together one day quite a while ago, from various lists I'd seen online. I'm just an amateur myself, but even so, several of these describe me perfectly!! You know you're a Photographer if.... • 1 GB of memory lasts most people a month but barely lasts you the afternoon. • A local shop (or bar) keeps your tab under “photographer”. • Everywhere you go you’re thinking, “Now that would make a good picture!” • Instead of sleeping in, you get up earlier on your days off just to catch the good light.... or alternatively, instead of going out at night you go night-shooting instead • No one else brings a camera to an event if they know you’re coming. • On bus rides you sit besides the window instead of your spouse. • On those occasions when you haven't brought – because you couldn't, or you thought you shouldn't bring – your camera, you fidget and curse under your breath. • People show extra love and interest to you at a special event, and keep saying “You will email t

You Know You Wanna...
This is gonna be short and sweet lol.... If anyone is willing to trade 5 Million fubucks for an auto 11, pls let me know...I'm just over 1.7 million to prophet and I'm bustin my ass to get there...Gimme a holler if you want to, or if you know anyone that does...Thanks bunches

You Know You're Living In 2009 When......
You Know You're Living In 2009 When...... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laug

You Know What I Hate??
I hate when I have a question, go in the support lounge, and get totally ignored. Yep. It's happened more than once and when they FINALLY see me, they ask me what my question was. I just tell them I've already asked and most of the time, they tell me to ask again. WTF? I have never asked my question when they were being flooded. But they never see me. Another thing, why is it there can be bouncers in there but they don't ever answer your question? I've always been answered by VIPs. I thought the support lounge was a place to get answers from bouncers. I mean if they are in there, shouldn't they be the one to answer? Maybe they should do their jobs, cause I know half the time when I send a bouncer a shout about something...they never answer. And yes, I make sure they are online and I even ask more than one..none of them answer. Most of the time I just have to figure it out myself or I just never find out. ::::end of rant

You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When . . .
. . . your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you wake up face down on the pavement. . . . you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. . . . you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. . . . you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office. . . . your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. . . . you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any. . . . you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city. . . . the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife. . . . you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed. . . . your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. . . . you get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver saying that you're no longer funny . . . your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..." . .

You Know You Were Born In The 1980's If...
1. You ever ended your sentence with "psych" 2. You solved Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers 3. You watched the Pound Puppies 4... You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" 5. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish 6. You yearned to be a member of the Babysitters Club and tried to start a club of your own. 7. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls 8. You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom" 9. Three words: M.C. Hammer. 10. You thought it would be great to have a friend named "Boner" 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" 12. You played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! 13. You Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics 14. You ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 15. You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike 16. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 17. You wore a ponytail to the si

You Know You're From Pennsylvania When...
The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays. You own only three spices "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup." Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow. Words like "hoagie," "crick," "chipped ham," and "pop" actually mean something to you. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You constantly refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Pee-ay). How many other states do that? You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. You measure distance in hours. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them. You can actually eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and

You Know You Have A Dark Personality When....
-You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit. -You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night. -You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer. -You buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose. -Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years. -The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper." -You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years. -You paint your fingernails black. -You don't paint my nails black... you bash them with a hammer. -Your purse is large, square and metal. -The purse has scratches from being used in a fight. -You could easily blow $500 in a Halloween store. -You could spend all $500 on just make up. -You avoid fights because it might smudge your make up. -The club you frequent has concocted an original drink called "The Vampire's Kiss." -You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on our face. -You go to Denny'

You Know Ya Waaaanna
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You Know Your Living In 2009......when
1.. You accidentally enter your pin on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses... 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10... You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you ar

You Know Who You Are
If You Had Called Yesterday lyrics I’ll admit it got to me Hearing your voice on my machine It took all I had to just let you talk And not pick up where we left off Every night since your goodbye I hit my knees and closed my eyes And I pray that you’d come back Too many tears washed out that bridge You wanna cross, but baby, it’s too late for that Last night would’ve been a different story But the morning sun must’ve done something for me ‘Cause I bet I’d gone the other way If you’d called yesterday If you’d called yesterday This victory runs bitter sweet Through the heart and soul of me But I sip my coffee and watch the sun rise Makin’ its way to a bluer sky Every night since your goodbye I hit my knees and closed my eyes And I prey that you’d come back Too many tears washed out that bridge You wanna cross, but baby, it’s too late for that Last night would’ve been a different story But the morning sun must’ve done something for me ‘Cause I bet I’d gone the

You Know You Want Them
Hiya ladies, I am buying bling packs and auto 11s. The deal is I will be giving away 3 bling packs and 10 auto 11s. I know your gonna call me a pervert, but I love the womans body. So heres what you have to do, Find the best way to be sexy, nsfw pics,send me panties,bras ect... cam time works,phone time ect.... Anything sexy!!

You Know You Are A Liberal If .....
You Know You're a Liberal .... If you think Rob Reiner had to stretch to play the liberal in "All in the Family" If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling. If you've spent no less than 30 years in the walls of academia and don't see how today could be too much different from the '60s. If you think the criminal has more rights than the police who arrest this criminal, unless the crime is sexual harassment, or racism. If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms. If you think only white people can be racist. If Clarence Thomas made you sick, Bob Packwood made you protest, but Bill Clinton is a victim of partisan politics. If you think that teenager's sexual behavior is uncontrollable, but hardened violent criminals should be released on parole after serving a cut sentence in a "correctional institution". If you think Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee are articulate geniuses but Justi

You Know You're A Grown Up When.......
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the weather channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those #%$@! kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

You Know You Wanna
So, I had a little bit of drama and hastily deleted my profile but thanks to a good friends conning, I've started over again. I was level 21 before I stupidly deleted my prof. So! How's about helping me level. Just rates and add's and I'll return all the love. =) Thanks!

You Know, Just For Fun :) (bad Grammar)
I've just been layin in my bed, trippin in my head, wondering if tomorrow I'll be alive or if I'll be dead. Thinkin the whole time, 'was it that fun? was it worth it?' I can give you all the answers but I know they won't be perfect. You won't like the way they sound, I was lost and now I'm found; I don't need your pity I'll pick myself up off the ground. I made some mistakes, got back peddled in the race, but now I'm fuckin back bitch get the fuck out my face. I know what to do, Lady Apples comin through, you know I lace them rhymes with that sticky through and through. Just give it some time, let it resonate in your mind, and allow the addictive juices leak down your motherfuckin spine. See that bitch? Now you're mine.

You Know My Name....
its a stealer of joy from time to time, its a thief of desires, and hope what is it? it's depression and I may be suffering from a comorbid symptom related to the ADHD I have...I just have to find out..

You Know You Wanna!! *wicked Grin*
Can you please rate this pic for me? I am in contest for a cherry bomb! Feel free to bid to own me also If you want! Have a GREAT day!Love up on the host too!:)just click the pic to rate!

You Know Who You Are If You Read This
so... i really can't stand people who can dish the insults but can't take them. an asshole wants to call me fat, but gets pissed, calls me a bitch, and threatens to hit me when i call him on the fact that he's not that great looking himself and is obviously a loser since he has absolutely no friends on fubar but is considered a "bar-fly". ha ha ha apparently he's not as great as he thinks he is... if you want to see the asshole search for thephoenix located in lambertville, mi

You Killed My Love
You said that you did not want to bring a child to suffer into this world and that you did not want to be the mother of a mistake. We never understood each other and for that a baby had to die. If we had a bad relationship, tell me what fault did the child have? I blame you, no matter what your excuses are, because you are heartless. You promised me a child and then you aborted him. You killed my love and the baby that you were carrying inside. What you did can not be justified. Without reason you took the life of a baby. Maybe he would have grown up to be a baseball player or a Doctor, but you will never know because you killed our son.

You Know You're Canadian When
You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You hum David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme in the shower. You make up patriotic lyrics to go along with David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme. You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold". You can't do that on television...) You think there isn't enough of Peter Gzowski to go around. You think Ed the Sock is funny. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change. You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government. (My brother Brad... ) You cried when Gus "drowned" on Road To Avonlea. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip. You have an In

You Know What?
You know what? I have something to tell you and I don’t know how to begin to explain what I have inside. I just don’t seem to find the words, neither a verse nor a prose, maybe a rose could show you. The thing is, that I don’t know how, but since you showed up my heart started to sing. I want to tell you that I’m crazy about you and in this rose I’m giving you my life. I give thanks to heaven for meeting you and I’m telling the stars how beautiful I felt that day.

You Know ;)
Just so you know......I mean it.... lol seriously you know who u r :) Nickback - I'd come for you Just One more moment, that's all that's needed.Like wounded soldiers in need of healing.Time to be honest, this time I'm bleedingPlease don't dwell on it, cause I didn't mean itI cant believe I said I'd lay our love on the groundBut it doesn't matter cause I've made it up forgive me nowEveryday I spend away my souls inside outGotta be someway that I can make it up to you now, somehow.By now you'd know that I'd come for youNo one but you, yes I'd come for youBut only if you told me toAnd I'd fight for youI'd lie, it's trueGive my life for youYou know I'd always come for youI was blindfolded, but now I'm seeingMy mind was closing, now I'm believingI finally know what just what it means to let someone inTo see the side of me that no one does or ever willSo if your ever lost and find yourself all aloneI'd search forever just to bring you home,Here and now this I vowBy now you'd know

You Know You Went To Burke When...
You took a minibus to school and the public school kids laughed at you...You thought you almost had sports teams...You had science teachers with associates degrees in Phys Ed...You got a ticket on the ramp up to Fletcher St...You almost got in a fight with Goshen kids at the Goshen diner...You know what "first Friday' is...You used religious holidays to get together with friends...You thought about colleges and considered Siena, Providence, Scranton, St. Bonaventure, Fordham, and every other Jesuit/Catholic school in a 300 mile radius...You thought the world consisted of Irish and Italian Catholics...You attended St. Stephens, Mt. Carmel, St. Joes, St. Johns, Leptondale, etc. You played basketball or were an alter boy...You know who Mr. D is...You listened to a local radio station praying your local public school had off for a snow day...Your out of school wardrobe resembled your dress code style....

You Know You're A Redneck When..
Brand new edition of... 'You know you're a redneck when......1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You ha

You Know You Are Worn Out If You Look Like This Man :o:o
ok ,fair warning about this video (if you are brave enough to watch it that is :P:P) lol .this is what happens to a man after years and years of marriage to the same woman ,hearing her nag and bitch ,etc..... .so what i am basically trying to say is that i am probably going to look like this within the next few years of my marriage :O:O SEE COMMENTS BELOW FOR THE VIDEO lol for some reason it doesn't show up when i post the code right here :P:P

You Know How Late I Am Don’t You?
When an audience member asks why I haven’t written a blog in days, you know you are a bad blogger. Things are going great, husband is back in Glasgow and life in Edinburgh ticks on and on. Audience numbers are up on last year and as I am in a 175 seater THAT’S a lot of seats to fill! Everyone had a great first weekend, numbers were great and now we are onto the dip in the midweek section and you can see some comedians walking about looking glum. But it is just the midweek slump, especially if you are in a BIG room that gets filled up at weekends, it can leave you feeling odd. Chins up though! I still haven’t had a review printed yet, though I have had reviewers in. Watched some comedians who got slated by reviewers actually being dragged away from said reviewer in Pleasance Courtyard, now that was a frisson of gossip for you. Nothing happened, they just looked angry and shouty, but reviewer just sat there laughing his head off at them. I had a wom

You Know You Want To :p
Update!!! New Name New Profile Same Damn Devil Add Me http://fubar.com/varcan This Page i gonna be up and running still but slowly gonna make a family up and this one as the home page not sure whats the names gonna be or what not and what its all going to be but taking ideas so what ya waiting for add my new one

You Know Who You Are
My love blooms for youlike a flower in springlike a piece of artit's a beautiful thing. I hold to it gently and feel its light glowas into my heart It opens the petalsThe dew it does drinkas into your eyesmy soul starts to sink. My stomach aflutterwith butterfly wingsEmotions and thoughtsAnd other things. Our love is newAnd bright as a starGod must really love meTo bring me to you

You Know When...
You know when you say "oh fuck me!" haha well I think I have taken that literally. I have these thoughts all the time about different things I could do to get off. I know some of you may not be interested in this and thats cool, but I am fascinated by being creative. I am not like anyone else in this world. I am myself. My own little perversion. hahaha! We may be similar in some ways but thats about as close as it gets. The latest kick I am on is finding fun ways to use my exercise equipment. So far two of the four have been more than interesting. I am a bit tender in my shoulders today but it will be worth it ;) The details are not really essential for this blog so I will keep them to myself. But suffice it to say I will be finding as many ways to use these fangled contraptions as I can. This is how I spend my time out of bed and off from work. :P I am sure I can't patent anything so its purely personal research at this point. I'd like to thank the inventer of the dildo, suct

You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was

You Know You Are Living In 2009 When...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave...2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6.. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web -site at the bottom of the screen.8.. Leaving the housewithout your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to

You Know You're Bella-drunk When....
You attempt to use the bathroom quietly and politely (parents have connection closet to said bathroom) and you smack your head against the wall and it takes 5 minutes to get off the toilet and return to the computer. And this entry took 3 minutes to write. With decent grammar, punctuation, and everything. YOU'RE SO JEALOUS. Night.

You Know You're Trailer Trash If...
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table infront of her kids.You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.Your junior prom had a daycare.You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.One of your kids was born on a pool table.You need one more hole punched in

You Know Who You Are..
yeah..what about me? what about my feelings. I am always there for you..i talk to you and advice you(to certain extend)and im always kind to you..now you want my advice?? ever thought of what it would do to me when you tell me what you told me? oh yeah i forgot..silly me...this distance thing between us wont work!!! I never notice you putting the effort in!! 3 times something similar like this happened to me from people who i thought who cared for me..helas...i seem to lack the human knowledge and i misjudged. no i am not angry..just very dissapointed..in myself and in you. you are old and wise enough to judge and decide matters yourself. just dont rush yourself into making any decisions...its not a easy issue. deployment can make things harder too so think hard about what you d

You Know I Had To Do It :d (sooo Very True Tho)
Your Dream Guy is Edward You are a true romantic, and for you, love is a very emotional and passionate thing. You want to be wooed, charmed, and even seduced. You have old fashioned ideas about romance. You don't mind being with a protective guy like Edward, as long as he has your best interests at heart. You like being taken care of completely, even if things get a little intense at times. Who's Your Dream Guy: Jacob or Edward? Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

You Know What Else Nine I Might Need Drivers
need drivers NBC News StoryLet's face it, finding the right device driver can be a tedious, time consuming, often impossible task! The Driver Guide was created to make finding driver updates a whole lot easier. With the help of thousands of our members, we have compiled a massive database archive of drivers and resources that is by far the largest and most comprehensive on the Web. Here is what The Driver Guide will do for you:* Provides an easy step-by-step process for finding and installing drivers.* Offers a huge searchable archive of over 100,000 driver files, manufacturer information, and links.* Includes discussion boards that give members the opportunity to interact with others with their hardware type, and learn from their experiences (very useful!).* Offers a drivers found area where members can upload new and hard to find drivers for others to download.* Provides a driver request board where members can make requests for specific drivers.* Includes resources for Windows,

You Know You Were Born In The 1980's If...
You know you were born in the 1980's if... 1. You ever ended your sentence with "psych" 2. You solved Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers 3. You watched the Pound Puppies 4... You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" 5. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish 6. You yearned to be a member of the Babysitters Club and tried to start a club of your own. 7. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls 8. You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom" 9. Three words: M.C. Hammer. 10. You thought it would be great to have a friend named "Boner" 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" 12. You played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! 13. You Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics 14. You ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 15. You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike 16. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 17. You wore a ponytail to the side of your

You Know You Want One......
♥ CUSTOMIZED FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE♥ OK so we all see people that have awesome profiles or those cool name Tags on their pages.... and you think hey i like that i want one.. well come to me... I can make you what you want and how you want... or if you want give me the reigns to make you something awesome... And yes before you ask.. I do charge. But not really money, give me that fake shit.. the bucks - fubucks®. I dont ask for anything you have to pay real money for, all i ask for is fubucks and to pass the word around. This is my way of making money for spotlight and other free fu stuff without begging for it and you getting nothing out of it.. so if you want one my many customized pics and skins i can do or know someone who does - just hit me and let me know.. I am willing to negotiate [[to some extent - lol]].

You Know Her
There is a personthat everyone knowsshe is the onethat knows all.She knows how to kiss an owieand the right amount of sugar to make the medicine go down.To sooth a broken heartand to dry the tearsor to heal the painshe knows....There is no one betterto hold you handin all of lifes ups and downs to see you through till you can stand.Her soothing arms are hers to giveand she does so freelyso often, so gential.How can I measure the love she gives?How can I count the many blessing she gives?To thank her seems so vagueto love her is a givenUntil I become herShe will know.

You Know Who You Are..
Sometimes a heart can’t dictate the moment... As I walk into a room, and it’s you that owns it. You are what I see, and my eyes will do the asking Just give me one sign Because with no voice, my words are lacking It’s not what you might end up saying.. But it’s everything you do. It drives me Crazy And it’s all because of you.. I can’t stop these thoughts They enter me everyday

You Know Who You Are!!!
Anonymous said: HOOOOORAH!!! celebrating single life again sighs yeah i know a lonely thing heheI said:Fuck no it ain't lonely. Friends make the world go round, and no matter how many you have, as long as you have that one friend who is true to their word that is all you need.Anonymous Replied: i love u Dr. Woo no matter how down i am u always make me smile hugs xoxoxo

You Know What?
I'm so fucking sick of being the "nice guy" to everyone to only get fucked over EVERY time. I try and try to make everyone happy and help out anyone I can, regardless if they are friends or not, but I'm sick of being the one getting shit on and yelled at and getting not even a fucking "thanks" for what I do to help any one. So you know what? Fuck every last one of you.. I'm done with it. Don't bother asking me for a fucking thing anymore because I will not do it. Don't ask for money, my help, a ride, a picture edit, a website, nothing. I'm fucking done getting nothing in return... FUCK YOU! *And to the ONE person that does appreciate me, this does not include you. And you know who you are... Alyssa*

You Know It's Time For Coffee When...
You wake up on a Wednesday morning, today and start leaving comments on people's pages saying it's Tuesday. Wow. lol. Hope everyone is having a great week..be back with more fun stuffz soon :D

You Know
You know, as many of us do that birth is just the beginning, but then again so is death. See this to see what I mean. http://dreamsofenchantments.yolasite.com/ Please enjoy My thanks to red and cpl4f for all their help and to those who have so warmly welcomed me to fubar, thanks guys loves and hugs

You Know Your From Louisiana When...
You Know You're from Louisiana When...- Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside, even in December.- You reinforce you attic to store Mardi Gras beads.- You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras.- You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.- Your ancestors are buried ABOVE the ground.- You drink Community Coffee, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about.- You take a bite of Five-Alarm Chili and reach for the Tobasco.- Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.- You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what they mean.- You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a National Holiday.- You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.- Little old ladies PUSH YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.- You believe that PURPLE, GREEN, and GOLD look good together.- Your last name i

You Know You're From Chicago When....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO WHEN....You say "Wanna go with?" when you mean "Do you want to come with me?"You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily.You know what "the Hillside strangler is."You can name three or four extra taxes nobody else pays.You know the difference between Richard J Daley and Richard M Daley.You can use two or three Daleyisms in context.You can imitate the Mayor's whine.You say Chicaaago.You think going to a Bears game in single digit temperatures with a wind off the lake (and freezing rain) is fun.Da is a proper definite article.You expect corruption in local politics.You go to the Dells in the summer to get away from the other 20 thousand that followed you.You've been caught speeding in Wisconsin because you had Illinois plates.You guard your shoveled parking space with an old chair and unusable broom.You know why they call it "the Windy City."You know dead people who voted.You

You Know You're From Idaho When:
You leave your keys in the car (or the ignition!) and the next morning it's still there. A building is a landmark if it's 100 years old.You can fish, golf, parasail, flightsee, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough. Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list.The only 14 hippies and commies are fittingly locked away at some bar in Moscow.You know how to pronounce Pend Oreille and Coeur d'Alene in a decidedly Francophobic way.You don't mind that your state was named after a hoax.You know that the racists who gave you a bad reputation came mostly from Pennsylvania and Texas.You've ever received skis for Christmas, and used them Christmas morning skiing off the roof. You know what Lewiston smells like.You realize that you're quickly becoming a giant Mormon suburb.Your definition of a condo is "what Californians come to purchase."You have more than once, while in another state, said "You call THIS a lake?"You think suburban sprawl i

You Knoooooooooooooo Wth With Men Making Pic Request
YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTH WITH MEN MAKING PIC REQUEST LOOK : FirST DUDE SAYS I HAVE TO POST PICURES NO MAKING SILLY FACES AND ACTTING NoRMAL OR WHATEVER (i have over 24 in defult alone of normal faces )- even tho i do have goofy ones too ... next dude says he wants me to post decent pics of myself with no clevage and makes a sad face cause my "boobies" show in some pics ....(even tho its only cleavage) wth duddddeeeee alota chicks post way more and i get shit ? lol wow just wow .... man u kno its like i cant win i post just face pics i get told to post body pics i post body pics in tshirt and jeans i get told to take pic sexier pics haha you know these fu-ckers have some balls to be making demands js..... what makes them think they have right to tell people how to pose dress faces to make how hairhould be done etc .... i mean damn if ur that demanding and controling and u hardly know me and ur like that alreadly is not a good sign .... and u knooooo there are more reques

You Know Your A Cowgirl When...
When you fall off your horse,you're life-flighted to the hospital,you've got tubes goin' in and out of your body, and when you finally wake upthe first thing you say is "Where's myhorse, it wasn't his fault."You Know You Are a Cowgirl When:when instead of carrying money in yourwallet you carry your horses coggins papers and you know they will be safe because you never have money so you never have to worry about getting into your wallet.You Know You Are a Cowgirl When:you love the earth, God, your horse, and your truck more than yourboyfriend. And you would stay up all night with your horse if it got sick, even if you have finals the next day.The horses eat before you do.You know you're a cowgirl if you liverespectfully, follow the Code and don'tlet ANYONE mess with you family. You know if you can spot Wranglers from across the campus,and most of all youare happy with who you are and don't care what anyone else says 'bout you.You Know You Are a Cowgirl When:When the inside of your truck

You Knw What U Chicks Need To Stop Tearing Eachother Down Its Not Worth We Should Be Supporting Each Other .... Js Its Gotta Stop
YOU KNW WHAT U CHICKS NEED TO STOP TEARING EACHOTHER DOWN ITS NOT WORTH WE SHOULD BE SUPPORTING EACH OTHER .... JS ITS GOTTA STOP

You Know You Want It, Baby!
This is for all you horny Nintendo fans out there.... You're Mario I'm the Princess Whadaya say we duck Down this pipe for a few hours... I'll unstrap your plumber's suspenders You'll pull off my pretty pink dress We'll throw our bodies against the blue brick floor And make love in the dark while golden coins float above us. Because baby, we don't need a flower to catch fire Or a star to sparkle Or a mushroom to feel big Or a 1Up for that second chance. I promise, there will be plenty of time later For fighting goombas and jellyfish and fluttering ducks. But for now, for this one moment It appears we have the castle to ourselves

You Know Youre A Military Wife When..
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MILITARY WIFE WHEN……. …you catch your hubby eating an MRE as a midnight snack! …you have 6-10 MRE’s in your pantry …You cry over an email that says nothing more than ‘hey-I love you and I miss you!’ …your favorite ‘man’ to see everyday is the MAILMAN! …every time you see your husband it feel’s like it’s the first time all over again …you call his voice mail 100 times a day while he’s deployed, just to hear his voice …you sleep with the phone in the bed …you have your own set of tools and actually know how to fix things …your toddler refers to the computer and cell phone as ‘daddy’ …you see someone, talk to them or email, you pick up right where you left off …you have the phone company forward all your calls from your house to your cell, and vice versa …you don’t feel completely moved in un

You Know You're In Texas When...
You know you're in Texas when... You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . . You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . . You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . . You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off . . . You can make sun tea instantly . . . You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron . . . You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance . . . Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one . . . It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets . . . You actually burn your hand opening the car door . . . Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter . . . A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store . . . Hot air balloons can't go (at all) . . . No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car . . . Your biggest bicycle wreck

You Know Youre Old Skool Fu.....
If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a stash is When Happy Hours were a big deal & you promoted it for at least a week before you had it If you

You Know Youre Old Skool Fu.....
You Know Youre Old Skool Fu..... http://fubar.com/blog/259327/1126701 If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a stash is When Happy Hours wer

You Kno Who U R
You wanted to be my inspiration the reason to start writing, You sure and the fuck are, The memories of what we had I will have to disregaurd, No you have it confused I don't miss you I miss the person I thought you were, Promised feelings so true, love so pure, Ya feed that line to someone else, Its too late to even think bout going back, Compassion is something you lack, You wanted me there to sympathetic to you, But you just turned your back on me...

You Know You're Fat When...
(Dec. 1) -- Plenty of people keep cash in their billfolds. But police in Oklahoma say two women tried to steal $2,600 worth of valuables under their skin folds.Cops in Edmond arrested Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, on suspicion of shoplifting after the pair allegedly stuffed $2,600 worth of footwear, denim and accessories under rolls of fat on their stomachs and beneath their breasts. "These two individuals were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their chest area and up around their armpits," Officer James Hamm told KFOR.com.The suspects allegedly attempted to use their bodies to stash four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, as well as gloves and a wallet, according to NYDailyNews.com.Investigators say Brown was carrying a knife in her purse so she could cut the tags off stolen goods.The suspects allegedly managed to hide the goods, but apparently their plan wasn't fleshed out. They were arrested before they could make it ou

You Know Your Old School Fubar When.... (credit For This Goes To Hard 2 Handle)
You Know Youre Old Skool Fu..... http://fubar.com/you-know-youre-old-skool-fu/b259327-1126701 If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a st

You Know
You knew what i felt you knew what YOU felt and still you decide to stay until the day, which is today. You broke my heart and still i love you....why couldnt you be honest? if i woul guess, i would say you were scared, scared of loving me back instead you pushed me away IS THAT WHAT I GET...FOR LOVING AND CARING FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH?? you know i love you I just wanna know do YOU LOVE ME??

You Kill
you kill the love what I loveyou kill the heart what I haveyou kill my soul When you leave you kill the feeling what I've madeyou kill my hope in my dreamyou kill The Smile In My Face you make my heart like stoneyou make my life Without soulyou make me hate What I Feel you make me feel empty insideyou make me see All My Fearsyou make My love Disappear you kill everything inside me and then you leave I wonder if you are humanI wonder if you are my nightmarethe nightmare that become real you kill the love what I Dear

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If.....
You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California) You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well,

You Know You're From North Carolina If...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NORTH CAROLINA IF... You've never met ANY celebrities "Vacation" means goin' through Rocky Mount on the way to Kings Dominion You've seen all the biggest bands...ten years after their last hit You measure distance in minutes Down South to you means South Carolina You know Pepsi originated in New Bern, Cheerwine in Salisbury, and that Mountain Dew was invented in Fayetteville You know Coke tastes better in the little bottles and that peanuts make coke taste even better You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves Your school took a field trip to the State Fair in Raleigh You would elect Richard Petty or Ric Flair for governor if he ever ran You watched as Dale Earnhardt was the only man who ever lived who could go 200 mph, spin somebody out, flip them the bird, call them a you-know-what, and win the race all in the last lap You skipped school to

You Know You Wanna
I told you that I'd warn you about this auction that I'm in. It started yesterday. Come bid on me please!!!!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/per-bidding-starts-at-250-000-fubucks/photo-2239203-2431924-3542515541

You Know You're Australian When..
You know your Australian when: 1. You believe that stubbies can either be drunk or worn. 2. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. 3. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds. 4. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'. 5. You believe the 'l' in the word 'Australia' is optional. 6. You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas'. 7. You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'. 8. You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place. 9. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife. 10. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin. 11. You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'. 12. You believe that cooke

You Know You're Italian.....
So I found it soooo true, thought I would shae it..over 95% of this relates to me.... lol You Know You're Italian If... You have many relatives named either Joe or Mary, and you have at least one brother named Joe You grew up in a small house, but you still had two kitchens. (One was in the basement) When you were growing up, you had five cousins all living on the same street When you were growing up, you thought that all wine was red and that it only came in gallon jugs If someone in your family grows beyond 6’ 2”, it’s presumed that the mother had an affair There were more than 28 people in your wedding party Your grandfather had a fig tree You've always wanted a red Ferrari When you were growing up, you ate Sunday dinner at 2:00 p.m., and on Thanksgiving, your family’s first course was Ravioli Your big family gatherings were held in your garage Your favorite movie is the “Godfather”, your favorite television show is “The

You Know When You're Loved.
Just moving into the proper folder...this one isn't new. You know when you're loved... (edit | delete) http://fubar.com/pitfalls-of-dating-deep-thoughts-journal/b335375-1142034 I stopped by an old chat site to catch up with a few friends, and THIS is what I get! *LMFAO* Sookie is kinky chica i want to spank sookie I want to spank sookie too lets form a spank sookie line and club I am going to start a webpage spankesookie.com twitter! so we can follow her oh and twitter spankiesookie/twitter lol and a facebook idk there is just something about sookies ass that i just want go WAP! and spank her ass :/ I want to squeeze it maybe I should have another web page well there will be no squeezeing it on the twitter or the website or the faceboo yea you should for squeezesookiesass.com or squeeze-sookies-ass.com better check and make sure that domain name is not taken no no lol SqueezesSookiesdonkdunk.com damn it is :/ jk

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
So we're all on Fubar for a reason. Whether it's for someone, or we're addicted to the attention, or we're just bored. There are things that are awesome like bling and powerups. But there are things that piss people off. Me, I love people. Right now a certain one but people in general. But how would I be a normal person if I didn't complain? So all in good fun here's a few things that aggravate me, this is only opinion and I don't take it too seriously so please don't be offended, I'm not trying to offend. I've been on here for a while now, no complaints, these are just things that I've noticed that kinda bug me. 1. Morphs-Seriously you don't look like Abby from NCIS or whatever supermodel you think you're similar to. All you're doing is confusing those looking at your lil profile box. 2. Lounges-I'm not saying they need to go away but honestly folks I don't want to stare down a list of profile comments that aren't directed at me in order to actually converse. If you wan

You Kissed Me
You kissed me! My head drooped low on your breast With a feeling of shelter and infinite rest, While the holy emotions my tongue dared not speak, Flashed up as in flame, from my heart to my cheek; Your arms held me fast; oh! your arms were so bold- Heart beat against heart in their passionate fold. Your glances seemed drawing my soul through mine eyes, As the sun draws the mist from the sea to the skies. Your lips clung to mine till I prayed in my bliss They might never unclasp from the rapturous kiss. You kissed me! My heart, my breath and my will In delirious joy from a moment stood still. Life had for me then no temptations, no charms, No visions of rapture outside of your arms; And were I this instant an angel possessed Of the peace and the joy that belong to the blest, I would fling my white robes unrepiningly down, I would tear from my forehead its beautiful crown, To nestle once more in that haven of rest-

You Know Who You Are....
you're good with your words, but in all reality that's really all you have. you may think you have a personality to go with your charm, but who you fooling hun, you're losing everyone one by one..... the truth hurts

You Know Your Mexican When......
You know your Mexican when....... You have ever been hit by a chancla. You can play any sport wearing chanclas. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis." Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia, or salsa without music. You call your sneakers "tenees." You have at least thirty cousins. You can't imagine anyone NOT liking spicy food. There is more alcohol than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family named Maria, , Juan, Jose, or Jesus. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio. You have ever had to tell you

You Know You're Canadian When...
You Know You're Canadian when...You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.The mosquitoes have landing lights.You have more kilometres on your snow blower than your car.You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one metre above ground.You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

You Know You Are From Alabama If....
-You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football. -You go to Gulf Shores every summer. -You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team “us” like they’re actually from Alabama. -You have family who would much rather visit Florida than California. -You don’t “take”, you “carry” or “tote”… as in “You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?” -A soft drink isn’t soda, cola, or pop, it’s Coke. -You call it a “buggy” and not a shopping cart. -You’ve said “fixin’ to,” “might could,” or “usetacould” during the last week. -Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. -You can properly pronounce Arab, Eufaula, Opelika, Loachapoka, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta. -You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and though you may not, you know someone who eats them anyway. -You think

You Know What. Life Is Too Short,
You know what. Life is too short, don't complain, don't hate, and don't argue. Just breathe. No one is stifling you except yourself, and if you think otherwise: Who do you think controls your actions, your thoughts, and your patterns? You do! Stop being the victim and start being the solution.

You Know How Much I Love You
She covered the microphone, loud sentence: "Come in Nike Mercurial Superfly!" Door open, about 17, eight-year-old girl rushed into the studio. "Qi sister yet, they skirt the sample to break out, Do you want to first take a look?" Girl the door, calling. "Well, I finished the call came at once." Yin Shangqi payable to account to the maiden and immediately into the phone said: "Fostering busy, wait a Nike Football Cleats minute and then call you." Said we should Hang up the handset. "Qi, Do not hang up the phone, you have not promised to dinner!" Off Liren urgent shouting. "That night you came to pick me! I have to look at the sample, do not know what time will be busy." You busy night I will wait for you, Qi, you know how much I love you. "Off Liren said with deep feeling. Liters of breath of the sweet taste Nike Superfly of Shang Qi heart, her sweet back off Liren words: "Fostering, you know I love you the same." "But you heartless but because of work neglected me, Qi, you are too crue

You Know Ur Scottish If............................
1. Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a cold northerly wind, is your idea of good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school. 4. You have a wide knowledge of local words, and know: Numpty is an idiot, Aye is yes, Aye right is No, Auldjin is someone over 40, and Baltic is cold. 5. You have an irrational need to eat anything from the chippy, as long as its deep fried – Haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken and battered Mars Bars. 6. You used to love destroying your teeth with – Penny Dainties, Wham Bars, Cola Cubes, and Soor Plooms. 7. You always greet people by talking about the weather. 8. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country, etc, you still love it when they are played in a club abroad. (in fact you’ll probably ask the DJ to play it) 9. You have an enormous feeling of dread, even when Scotland play a

You Keep Your Eyes Closed To Block Out The Hardships
You keep your eyes closed to block out the hardships, the pain, the unwanted; but in that, the true beauty of the world is lost, because you refuse to open your eyes.

You Know You're A Redneck When...
You know you're a redneck when...Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end".Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.Fewer than half of your cars run.You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself.Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

You Know What Time It Is
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yeh quite a few times lol 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? i can't even remember the last time i was on a roller coaster. 3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding? dude like over 8 years ago lol 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? depends on my mood .. i am like a cat.. cuddle me..don't cuddle me.. why aren't you cuddling me??? REPEAT lol 5. Do you believe in ghosts? to an extent. 6. Do you consider yourself creative? hell yeh i got that spark yo 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? erm 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? neither bro. megan fox. 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? i can honestly say. NO. 10. Do you know how to play poker? idk.. check out my poker face 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? LOL umm yeh plenty of times. NO MORE THOUGH OOOOWWW 12. What’s your favorite commercial? "If you're looking to conv

You Know It
I'm not always right, and I know it I'm not with you tonight, so as you relax, when rest a bit..... I ask for you to do nothing for me, I'll get pass the finish line, I may be too soft too be real, but I will be just fine. You are the one I worry about, its about time for you and I to not ever doubt. If you never met me, life would go on the same you would still make others happy. Some say that I am an angel, but what they don't see is that my reality is I live in hell. Look past the mess all around, and just feel the care expressed in the sound. Same shit, different day, You know, I know sometimes there is only one way. As I dream of you, you walk away

You Know It...
"Marvin's Room" [Woman on phone] “Hello Yeah I just walked in Yeah I’m good you still working? Tonight, right now? ‘Did I go out?’ yeah, I went out I went, I went to a couple of clubs I never went to bed Shit… wine or water Did you say something about a cold drink? I don’t know, I’m delirious… night” [Drake - Verse 1] Cups of the Rosé Bitches in my old phone I should call one and go home I’ve been in this club too long The woman that I would try Is happy with a good guy But I’ve been drinking so much That I’ma call her anyway and say “Fuck that nigga that you love so bad I know you still think about the times we had” I say, “fuck that nigga that you think you found And since you picked up I know he’s not around” (Are you drunk right now?) I’m just sayin’ you could do better Tell me have you heard that lately? I’m just sayin’ you could do better And I&rsqu

You Know Somehow.
Deep - Nine Inch Nails Blank stareDisrepairThere's a big black holeGonna eat me up somedaySomeday fades away like a memoryOr a place that you'd rather beSome place lost in spaceItch in my head, that's telling me somewhereSomewhere out there anywhereI don't careGet me out of hereIf I could feelAll the pins and the pricksIf you were realI could take what's apartAnd put it back togetherThis will come trueHelp me get throughInto you

You Know It's Real
You know it's real when you cant stop smiling, When your thoughts revolve around him, He's the one you feel the happiest with, When theres just that something about him that you dont see in other guys, And when you're not with him, The only place you want to be is in his arms

You'll Find It To Be True
I haven't known you very long but that's not the way I feel; I've told you all about me I have nothing to conceal. What I say may sound silly now but you'll find it to be true; I never thought that when we met I would fall in love with you. You are my new beginning, you're the door to life beyond; you're all that I could ever want or ever need to carry on. You're the future I have dreamed of, you're a new and brighter day; with you, there is no looking back, the past can fade away. Though I haven't known you very long you'll find all I've said is true; I never thought that when we met I would fall in love with you

You'll Just Never Know
I ain't comfortable talking about this but I feel like I need to, to let my feelings out...Some people on here knew about my last pregnancy...and how I had a miscarriage. I have been pregnant 3 times. All ended in miscarriages =[. Ash Mason. R.I.P.-2001 Xaviar James. R.I.P.-2003 Aaliyah Jean. R.I.P.-2006 Some of you also know the father of her. I am not going to say his name but yeah. Her death affected me the most. I was deeply in love with her father and what happened in the surgery room. While i was in surgery to get aaliyah taken out of me i was sedated i had a aaliyah song i was singing to her while i was out. In my heart is where i got to hold her they wouldnt let me hold her when they cut her out of me. The doctors told me i was crying why i was sedated i think when i was holding her is when i started crying. I named her Aaliyah because when I was singing to her in my heart holding her I was singing One In A Million by Aaliyah. I only got her once, while I was sedated...

You'll Never Know
You'll never know how much your smile lights up the room or your laughter fills my soul, making all the little problems of the day disappear. You'll never know how much it means to me when you do or say something thoughtful and totally unexpected — usually just at the moment I need it most. You'll never know how much pride I hold in my heart for the person you are and the things you do — for your strength and your gentleness, your courage and your determination, your accomplishments and your dreams. You'll never know how much I need you by my side — in the best of times and the worst of times and all the times in between. It really doesn't matter where we are or what we're doing, as long as we're together to share it all. I love you with all my heart and soul. You'll never know how much

You Look Like Hell? (poem)
You look like hell? Tears of sorrow Tears of pain All these tears I’ve cried Damaged from all your lies Screaming from inside Smiling though out All these years Can you feel my fears It all came true Evil little crimes How many fucking times I don’t need this I don’t need you How could you do this Why so cruel Don’t ask me why I look like Hell Why would you care It happens when you spend most your time there

You Looked Away
You looked away And now I’m gone And you know now that ‘forever’ is not very long When I look into your eyes I’m afraid of what I might see And when I look into the sky My heart and soul cry out, wishing to be free! If you are a flame I am the candle that dare not light For what I feel is wrong Is the same thing you feel is right My thoughts confuse me And your words depress me. You have no idea the effect you have on me And I have no idea what is to be. So when I look up at the dark night sky With stars so tiny, yet bright I will make a wish for your happiness And wonder if the decision I made was right. But fear not! For I have a dream That a softly sung lullaby will set us free.

You Learn Something New Everyday
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You'll Be There
Hope is an anchor, and love is a ship Time is the ocean and life is a trip You don't know where you're going Til you know where you're at And if you can't read the stars Well you better have a map A compass and a conscience so you don't get lost at sea Around some lonely island, no one wants to be From the beginning of creation, I think our maker had plan For us to leave these shores and sail beyond the sand And let the good light guide to the waves and the wind To the beaches and a world where have never been And we'll climb upon a mountain, y'all we'll let our voices ring Those who've never tried they'll be the first to sing CHORUS: Woah My My I'll see you on the other side If I make it And it might be a long hard ride But I'm gonna take it Sometimes it seems I don't have a prayer Let the weather take me anywhere But I know I wanna go Where the streets are gold Cause you'll be there Oh my my You don't bring nothing with you here And you can't take

You Laughed With Me
you helped me laugh you dried my tears because of you i have no fears together we live together we grow teaching each other what we must know you came in my life and i was blessed i luv you friend you are the best release my hand and say good-bye please my friend don't you cry i promise you this it's not the end 'cause like i said you're my friend

You Like Erotic Stories......
She finally felt the ability to breathe normally as she walked off the plane and into the airport. After a long two week business trip to New York, she was finally home. It was always the same thing each time. She ended up working more while gone than when she was home and being face to face with the partners was always more stressful than when she had to deal with them on Video Teleconferencing or by phone. She sighed and then began to think of home. Her husband had no idea she was home yet as she got done two days earlier. An idea arouses from her mind and a smirk came across her face as her eyes glistened with an almost devious passion. Grabbing her bags from the baggage claim she noticed the taxi driver at the door and motioned to him. Right away he rushed over to her and grabbed her luggage and began to walk to his car. She followed, getting into the car. Telling the driver her address she sat back, crossed her legs and began thinking of how she could surprise him.

You'll See
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME . But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Have I seen you naked?: Have you ever hugged me: Kissed me? What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on

You'll See My Teeth In The Stars Above
Haven't had time, or desire for that matter, to post a blog lately, but here's something so look out... Regional Manager down again tomorrow. Joyous Day I really don't think I have it left in me to witty and humorous anymore. Twelve hour days, six days a week will really drain a man. Do I put effort into cooking dinner or bathing tonight? Hmmm. I'm going to go with hygeine (again). Looks like it will be cheese dip and Tostitos for all eternity. Wash it down with a 60-40 split of warm beer and cold green tea. Chase with a pack of Marlboro's and Presto! I call it the "Die Young and Leave a Good Looking Corpse Diet" All I want for Christmas is my life back... -Robert

You Love Me!
You Love Me! Emotions swirl around my soul is warmed You love me Just that feeling , that understanding, makes all worth while Time is right now yesterdays have been stored away for later when we need to pull them out and remember Tomorrow is yet to be and I know that when it does arrive I will want to be with you as the sun rises to the set Not a moment I want to waste Tell me now those three words that warms the soul! I love you as well! By Jane

You'll Need A Tasty Bevi After Eating Some Of These Fiery Chips!
Mama Zuma's RevengeNow if you like seriously hot food, I'd recommend trying some of these fiery Habanero kettle chips.....oh so crispity and crunchy, and flaming lips hot......I find them truly addictive.... Any bag of chips that has a warning : "These chips are made with some of the hottest peppers on the planet" ...warrants at least a try.....Just don't claim that I didn't warn you... Thanks Route 11 Potato Chips!

You'll Never Get Out Alive
You Are the person to read this page! This page was written on July 27th, 1998. It is dedicated to my children and my husband, without whom I would have no reason to live. Don't Take Life Seriously (You'll Never Get Out of it Alive!) A great comedian once said that, but I don't know who it was. So, I will give credit to my sister for bringing the line to my attention. Suicide has been a topic for news and discussion for as long as man has been alive. The Catholics view it as a mortal sin for which there is no redemption. Society treats it as a taboo subject, something that isn't discussed in polite company. And the media uses it as headline grabbing topic. For several years now, the subject has been debated in our courts and in the news because one man believes that it is more humane to help a person end their life with dignity than to let them suffer the indignities that an illness may carry with it. My question is, whose life is it anyway? I think that Dr. Kevorkian is a v

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid
So, here we are. Christmas Eve. My first one alone with the kids. First one where Santa things get done by only me. it feels wierd. I am done with everything i needed to do, so now I am gonna sit here and relax until the kids go to sleep. Then i will be up late playing Santa. I am missing someone more than usual tonight. He knows it too. He misses me just as much. I was just hoping that this Christmas we would be able to spend it together. One day, it will happen. It's my Christmas wish. Merry Christmas to all my friends. I love you!!!

You Let Me Down
THE UPS, THE DOWNS, THE MERRY GO ROUNDS THE STILLNESS, THE SILENCE THE EERIE SOUNDS THE LOVE, THE HATE CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT MY FATE. TO YOU I LEAVE THIS PARTING SONG, SO SAD AND YET SO TRUE, FOR NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SOMEONE, WHO BROKE MY HEART LIKE YOU. I DID'NT NEED A MANSION JUST A HOUSE UPON A HILL, I DID'NT NEED THE MONEY OR CARS JUST YOU AND ME AND THE STARS. I DID'NT NEED MATERIAL THINGS, LIKE JEWELS AND DIAMOND RINGS. ONLY NEEDED YOU AND YOUR TOUCH, GUESS YOU DID'NT FEEL THE SAME AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH. WOULD HAVE SACRIFICED MY SOUL WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP MY LIFE, TO ME THE WORLD REVOLVED AROUND ME BEING YOUR WIFE. THE CRUEL THINGS YOU SAID, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PUNCHED MY HEAD, THE WAY YOU LOOKED AS YOU WALKED OUT THE DOOR, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE RIPPED OUT MY HEART AND THROWN IT ON THE FLOOR. INSIDE I'VE DIED OUTSIDE I'VE CRIED, BUT NOT ONE MORE TEAR I'LL SHED BECAUSE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT THAT DOOR MY HEART YOU COULD NO LONGER SHR

You'll Alway's Have My Support
"MY GIFT MY SON" Dear Stephen, Let me try to describe the gift that you have given to me, Although, I believe that will be a major undertaking. Since it is quite difficult to describe in ordinary language. Your arrival 22 years ago was unmistakably Marked with anxious trepidation. The journey you undertook Was not of a scheduled nature, But more of a conscious decision. By far, the finest creative gift was you. For when you emerged into my world, I became reborn With my heart so willing to share its wealth. There you were, a small wonder; a tiny reflection Of combined traits which would ultimately be recreated Into the distinctive person you have become. I never realized that my heart Was so willing to share so much love With a stranger so small and needy. You didn't arrive with instructions It was strictly learn as you go. I remember the first time you crawled Army style on your belly for the longest time. You walked with support for tho

You'll Always Be My Baby - Sara Evans
There I was Ten years old Waiting in my room for him to come home And I just knew He'd be so mad Though I begged my mother not to, she told my dad There was no denying I had let him down But instead of being angry he put his arms around me And said In the sunlight or the rain Brightest nights or darkest days I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on Know you're never too far-gone My love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you'll always be my baby There I was Twenty-one I was so ashamed of what I'd done On a country road Parked one night What started out so innocent crossed the line There was no denying I had let God down But instead of being angry, He let his love surround me And I heard In the sunlight or the rain Brightest nights or darkest days I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on Know you're never too far-gone My love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you'll always be my baby The

You'll Be In My Heart
COME STOP YOUR CRYIN AND WE'LL BE ALRIGHT JUST TAKE MY HAND... HOLD IT TIGHT. I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL AROUND YOU I WILL BE HERE DON'T CRY. FOR ONE SO SMALL, YOU SEEM SO STRONG MY ARMS WILL HOLD YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM. THIS BOND BETWEEN US CANT BE BROKEN I WILL BE HERE DON'T YOU CRY, CAUSE YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART YES YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART FROM THIS DAY ON.. NOW AND FOREVER MORE YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART ALWAYS WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THE WAY THAT WE FEEL THEY JUST DON'T TRUST WHAT THEY CAN'T EXPLAIN I KNOW WE'RE DIFFERANT.. BUT DEEP INSIDE US WE'RE NOT ALL THAT DIFFERANT AT ALL AND YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART YES YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART FROM THIS DAY ON, NOW AND FOREVER MORE DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.. CAUSE WHAT DO THEY KNOW WE NEED EACH OTHER TO HAVE AND TO HOLD THEY'LL SEE IN TIME... I KNOW WHEN DESTINY CALL'S YOU.. YOU MUST BE STRONG I MAY NOT BE WITH YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO HOLD ON THEY'LL SEE IN TIME... I KNOW WE'

You Learn....
AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLDING A HAND AND CHAINING A SOUL....AND YOU LEARN THAT LOVE DOESN'T MEAN LEANING AND COMPANY DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN SECURITY. AND YOU BEGIN TO LEARN THAT KISSES AREN'T CONTRACTS AND PRESENTS AREN'T PROMISES....AND YOU BEGIN TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEATS WITH YOUR HEAD UP AND YOUR EYES AHEAD WITH THE GRACE OF WO/MAN,NOT THE GRIEF OF A CHILD....AND YOU LEARN TO BUILD ALL YOUR ROADS ON TODAY...BECAUSE TOMARROW'S GROUND IS TOO UNCERTAIN FOR PLANS AND FUTURES HAVE A WAY OF FALLING DOWN IN MID- FLIGHT. AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN THAT EVEN SUNSHINE BURNS IF YOU GET TOO MUCH....SO YOU PLANT YOUR OWN GARDEN AND DECORATE YOUR OWN SOUL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING YOU FLOWERS . AND YOU LEARN THAT YOU REALLY CAN ENDURE ...THAT YOU REALLY ARE STRONG ...AND YOU REALLY DO HAVE WORTH ....

You Lied To Me!!!!!
Why did you lie to me? Please, tell me, Do you even have the slightest clue Of what you did to my heart By telling me just this one lie... If you lied to me about this one thing What makes you think im goin to trust you It was not just a simple lie It was about US I thought you would never lie to me my heart feels like it's shattered, broken in every way, remember when you said 'I love you' Did you lie to me about that too? i feel it is real but what if it is just a lie? like everyone else they have had to lie to me.. Thought you were different but now im Hurt.. I cant even look at you... Even tho i LOVE YOU , the fact is you still Lied jUST TELL ME why? kHRISTINAfaye marie 2006

You Lil Bitch!
This blog is for one person only, so please don't take it personal. Except for the one I'm talking about.. You're still playing with a lot of people. You can't keep on going like this and I won't allow it. I will do anything to stop you. You didn't grow up at all. And I knew that all along. But you must be blind, so goddamn blind! You fucked me up and you will pay! And I'm closer than you think... I will have my vengeance honey. Yes I fucking will :) Ik kom eraan...

You'll Like This One
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You'll Like This One 2
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You'll Need A Shower After This?
You were reading in bed but,I felt you watching me I purposely took my time undressing at a snails pace your eyes scorched my skin standing I slipped out of my shoes then my pant suit came off I slowly hanged it in the closet erect in panties and bra I bent over, legs slightly spread to put my shoes on the rack knowing where your thoughts were as if my crotch had eyes I stood up slightly as I slipped off my panties very sinuously then I turned and facing you with my head looking downwards I unhooked and removed my bra then walked languidly to my dresser and got my hairbrush I stood with my head bent over brushing my hair towards the floor but I peeked through the strands you were hungrily licking your lips then as I walked toward the bathroom you were out of bed in a nano second your hands came from behind to f

You Lie
We lie in the dark I know you're awake The only sounds are the sounds this old house makes But, Oh, how I long, I long to hear your voice Desperate to talk, yearning to touch Burning inside 'cause I want you so much So I say I need you and leave you no choice You lie you don't want to hurt me So you lie, buy a little time, and I go along What else can I do, maybe it's wrong But you know how much I love you So you lie 'til you can find a way to say goodbye You lie How long until you just can't go on And the urge to break loose is just too strong You should let go that's what you want to do Oh but you don't know, you don't know If it's the right thing to do

You Light Up My Life
So many nights, I'd sit by my window; waiting for someone to sing me his song. So many dreams I've kept deep inside me. Alone in the dark till you come along and you... Light up my life. You give me hope to carry on. You light up my days and fill my nights with song. It can't be wrong when it feels so right cause you....You light up my life.

You Look Smarter When You Don't Speak
I love girls. Especially girls on the internet that like to put up "sexy" pictures of themselves and then point fingers at all the "whores" and "sluts" that parade around on here. And I also love it when girls make comments about people they don't know...on the internet, as if that has any shred of validity. You're smart. But really, I think you would appear smarter to everyone else if you would not speak or even write words at all. It would really help with your "appeal."

You'll Love It
I'm a prisoner but I don't mind im the happiest jailbird youll ever find. love is my keeper passions my crime since ive been smitten ive been doing time. dont need no bail or trial by jury could try to escape but im in no hurry no hope for parole cause there is no repentence im a prisoner of love and love is my sentence

You'l Never Leave Mi Corazon Fernando
YOU'L NEVER LEAVE MI CORAZON FERNANDO I love you so much I hate you I'm so angry and confused I feel so hurt and used I know our love must have been true, I know you know it too! I lay in bed tossing and turning the thought of you moving on Makes my heart start churning! I close my eyes and I see your face I get so wound up my heads all over the place! I look at your photo and I sit and cry I imagine being alone forever and I think i'd rather die! I can't take being so sad! I cant stand you being so mad! You act like you hate me like I ment nothing at all You act like your not bothered when teardrops begin to fall! We can't be together but we can't be apart I never want you to move on because you'll never leave my heart. I know i'm being selfish wanting it all one way but if this is your final decision There is nothing more I can say!

You Leave Me Weak~toby Keith
I'm the one who gets that look in your eye And I'm the one who feels you tremble inside I'm the one who steals those kisses from your breath Sometimes it's so good at night it scares me to death Thinkin' what would I do if I didn't have you I'm as strong, strong as I can be But ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak Put my hands upon your skin And it warms me to the touch All that I can think about while we're makin' love Is I'm the only one who knows how passionate you get About all of our deepest little secrets that we've kept As the night gets longer, girl you just get stronger And you pour yourself all over me Ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak And it always blows me away, by the power that you hold When the moment kicks in, and the magic unfolds And you wrap your love around me and it brings me to my knees Will you give me strength, all the strength that I need As the night gets longer, girl you just get stronger And you pour yourself all over me Ooh ooh o

You Left I Cried.
I was the one awake, While everyone else was sleeping, And my eyes were hurting, From all the weeping, You taught me a lesson, A lesson you like to teach , You taught me last night, You even tried to preach, Why did you leave, You said that you won't, Said not in a million years, Shut up, just don't, My arms were wide open, Reaching out to you, But in the end you hurt me, The way you always do, All the time I waisted, I can never take back, All the tears I've tasted, Just for you to get a laugh, I needed you to love me, I wanted nothing more, I wanted you to hug me, Only you I adored, I Try to love another, Now that we're apart, And in the end again, Another broken heart, If I died, would anyone weep for me, Would they even write a melody, If I'd said I loved you, would you have said it back, If I 'd said I hated you, would you have turned around and laughed, All the questions that I have for you, I know the answers will never be the truth, So I remain with tear f

You(lyrics) By Amanda-kathryn
You are the sun, that keeps on shining in my world. You are the life, that keeps on pulsing in my heart. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. Where would I be, without your beauty? It captivates me so. Who would I be, without your presence? I really don't know. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. You are the song I can't forget. The constant figure in my head. Can't you see How much you mean...to me? All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. -A

You'll Never Know
You’ll Never Know It’s all a secret I hide it well I tell you I hate you And all is well You’ll never know What is really inside I’ll blind you with my lie You’re fine with it Because you think you know the truth I’ll keep it from you always Never put myself out there You won’t be disappointed You’ll never know What’s good for you I’ll keep it to myself You’ll never question Because I’ll never suggest It’s our little game We play so well Are you having fun? You’ll Never Know

You'll Know
When the wind blows And whispers through the trees, You'll know i remember you When the rain falls And drips from the flower petals You'll know i have forgiven you When a tear escapes And trickles down my cheek You'll know i still love you

You Love Me And You Know It ....
Stop ignoring me. You love me. I am you favorite old grump. I have all the answers, or at least I am going to let you think that I think I do. And I am sexy as hell, and you know it. And I am good in bed ... sorta I do steal covers, but I am trying to get better. So be nice and show me love me back. Night, all. GH

You Lie1
You Lie! I want you so much, I say I need you, and leave you no choice. You say you love me, You lie cause you don't want to hurt me, You lie cause you know how much I need and love you. You lie until you find a way to say goodbye. You wanna let go but you don't know if its right thing so you lie to buy you some time. You lie cause you don't wanna hurt me, You lie and its killing me, You tell me you love me but you lie. You should've just let go a long time ago. YOU LIE!

You'll Think Of Me.
The words to this song make me feel like someone read my mind. You are so far away, and have your own life, but I will always be a part of it because of our son. The one you didn't know about becaue I could not find you. I think this song tells of how you finally thought of me and looked me up after 30 years, you thought of me, only to find out there was us, not just me now to think about. Even though your so far away I know you must feel this way on occasion. And You know who you are if you read this. I woke up early this morning around 4am With the moon shining bright as headlights on the interstate I pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleep But thoughts of us kept keeping me awake Ever since you found yourself in someone else's arms I've been tryin' my best to get along But that's OK There's nothing left to say, but Take your records, take your freedom Take your memories I don't need'em Take your space and take your reasons But you'll think of me

You'll Stand By Me
lord there are times, your lights hard to find, and i'm too blind to see, Wont you show me the way, to a brighter day, and help me to believe, there are times in all our lives, its so hard to believe, but i know, you'll never let me go, and you'll always stand by me, won't you break apart, the chains that bind this heart, and set this lost soul free, won't you send your love, like a light from above, and help this blind man see, there are times, in all our lives, its so hard to believe, but i know, you'll never let me go, and you'll always stand by me,

You'll See
All through the night I tossed and turned Thinking about you My body burned I started to dream Of lust-filled nights Hands in places To make it feel right Games to play Fantasies to uncover Body on body Lover to lover Hands on flesh Aflame with desire The sound of my voice Will take you higher Right now there’s a hunger It's an acquired taste Treats like that Should never go to waste As I let myself go The need in between Demands my attention For completing the dream I began to move And didn’t dare stop Thinking about you inside me And about you on top I spread my legs wider Feeling myself getting wetter Touching and stroking The deeper the better The ride would start slow Then begin to gain speed As screams echo the room Screams filled with need Love in the dark How sweet it can be Nothing to hide Just wait and see

You'll Never Know
You'll Never Know You'll never know the love i feel so deep and strong and true or of the times i speak your name when my heart is blue You'll not see the quiet tears that fall upon my cheeks for the time apart, from hours to days hours grown into long weeks The beachside walks, hand in hand with breezes on our face knowing that in you, i have found i'm in the perfect place You hold my arm and pull me close into your eyes i look without a word, you know my heart and you read me like a book Our gazes lock and penetrate we're lost together in time for now i know that i have found the love thats meant as ALL mine These moonlit nights we long to share and bask amid its glow its silver light upon your hair we are in love, oh yes, we know Our hopes and dreams will last so long as we both shall breathe that in time,look back we'll know this love we share and need No other love before or since has been so deep and true for all that love compa

You Lie...
You lie, it seems like every word. You can say it again but I know what I heard. You lie, I gave you a chance and I was sincere. You toyed with my emotions, when you knew that was my fear. You lie, Your the only one you fool, you believe in yourself and think your cool. You lie, even when you tell the truth, it's still a lie, like the boy who cried wolf, now the boy will die. You lie, Soon you will meet your mate, karma will come to haunt you and your lies will be your fate.

"you'll See"
A lonely tear drops down my cheek Without a place to land No Tender arms for me to seek Not even a helping hand To be betrayed by the one you love Confused by ignorance Its not enough to beg for hugs And pretend that I'm important In This world I do matter Not Everythings my fault Once a person, now i'm battered Beaten to a halt You gave me life, hopes and dreams Things that we could build to It's funny how those same things Are the things that often kill you I give up... I'm done I don't wanna play no more I will not die, I will not run. But my face will hit the floor Cuz I will end and cease to be It has been so long And on that day you will see I was right, and you?... Well you were WRONG!

You'll Like This
Blessed I'm blessed to have found you Now my dreams have come true On the verge of destruction You came and gave me new life Now I have a reason to smile My heart truly rejoices Now that I have found you I feel you in my soul It's so hard to keep control All I want to do is love you forever And perhaps, maybe have a baby together Of course that would be way down the line After I give you my hand and you give me yours Forever is a long time But with the love we have it will endure As we grow and learn together in each other and the Lord I'm not here to replace only add on I'm not here to erase only create new memories to add to your heart I only pray that I'm enough for you I know this may seem crazy Too much too fast But I believe you're my destiny And our love will last I desire you in every way I wanna love you from the top of your head To the bottom of your feet I wanna give you pleasure beyond you feeling like you're in paradis

You Live In Wyoming
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Wyoming. > > > If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Wyoming. > > > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Wyoming. > > > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Wyoming. > > > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Wyoming. > > > If you measure distance in squares of farm land,you live in Wyoming. > > > If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Wyoming. > > If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Wyoming. > > > If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow > during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Wyoming. > > >

You Let Me...
You let me talk over you You let me talk for hours You let me hug you You let me want you You let me sleep next to you You let me cry You let me ruin movies You let me be me You understand who I am You understand that I have bad days You understand that I want you You understand that this is hard You understand that I like to rush things You understand that I love big dogs You understand that my kids come first You understand that I'm becoming a better person You will take me camping You will make my grey days blue You will make me enjoy the little things You will hold me during a thunder storm You will play boardgames with me You will hold my hand in public You will buy me icecream You will treat me like gold You are what I have been looking for You are everything that I want You are my golden ticket You are amazing You laugh at my bad jokes You humor me You love my cooking YOu are wonderful.

You'll Never Understand .. Just Thought This Was A Really Good Poem.
You'll never understand how much I hurt or how much I miss you You'll never understand what you meant to me or how much I miss your voice You'll never understand how much I think of you or how much I miss holding your hand You'll never understand how much I yearn for you or how much I miss your sweet touch. You'll never understand how I sorry I am to have lost you or how much I miss spending time with you You'll never understand me if you keep pushing me off, or how much I miss when you use to listen

You'll Never Know
You'll never know how I feel outside of this You'll never know what I would do for you You'll never know how much my thoughts revolve around you You'll never know how excited I am to go on vacation with you You'll always be guessing You'll always be guessing where I'm going You'll always be guessing if I'm comming home You'll always be guessing how much my heart longs to be yours. You'll see me fade You'll see me cry You'll see me when I am grey You'll see me hide. You'll hold me when you can You'll hold my breath in your hands You'll hold my thoughts forever You'll hold my hand when I need you to. You're the type of guy I've wanted You're the type of guy I could do this with You're the type of guy I go crazy for You're the type of guy that sends shivers up my spine. You're here and that is enough You're here to work with me You're here for me You're my special someone I'll be ready for this when you are I'll be willing to tell you "I love you" I'l

You Looked A Lot Like My Wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

You Left Me...
You left me here, without saying goodbye. Now every time I think of you, all I do is cry. So many plans and dreams went up in smoke. Yet everyone tells me, don't give up, there is always hope. What should I be hopeful for? My entire being is sorrowful, down to the core. I am still here and yet I often wonder why. Why it wasn't me instead of you that had to die. Your life had so much meaning, a direction to go. I would trade you places, just so you know. I'm always questioning in the back of my mind, Why does it always seem like God can be unkind? No one knows the answer my questions. Hell I don't even know if there are any suggestions. All I know is that with each passing day, It's just one more closer to when next to you I will lay.

You'll Die Laughing!!!!!
If this story doesn't make you cry laughing, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off Because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her hu

You Love Me
Lyrics that make me sing... scary yes, for those who have been blessed to hear my singing 8-P I moved around from town to town lots of people around, but still so lonely friendships would grow then i'd hit the road making up excuses for why i had to leave always been too scared and unprepared to let anybody get too close to me but when i met you right away i knew you would never ever ever hurt me and the road's still long but you come along and you hold my hand and you understand when i look at you i can't believe it's true you're all i ever dreamed of and you love me and you love me, and you love me

You Learn.....comes The Dawn
"After awhile, you learn the subtle difference between holding hands and chaining a soul. And you learn love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises....After awhile you begin to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden, and decorate your soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn you can really endure.... That you really are strong, and you really have worth. And you learn and learn..... With every goodbye you learn."

You'll See My Reflection
I'm not gonna be there to remind you I'm not gonna be around to say I told you so I'll leave that for you You won't be able to wash the memory of me away I'm under your skin, inside your head And there's no turning back Love knows no time nor boundaries You can't escape what we shared May you always remember me. Each day when you look in the mirror, you'll see my reflection I seeped into your veins And now I'm in your blood

You'll Never Know
You'll never know all the tears i've cried, You'll never know how hurt i am inside, You'll never know how long i've loved you, You'll never know i think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how i feel will always be the same, You'll never know that i can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad i am when you're gone, You'll never know you're the reason i've been alone all along, You'll never know how much i care, You'll never know all the pain i bear, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that i'll be there to the end, coz no matter what i'll always be your friend!

You'll Be Surprised How Much You Didn't Know About Your Friends After This!
Please Answer Honestly & Truthfully :) 1. Do you have a tattoo or piercing? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Were did u go on your last vacation? 7. Terri Clark or Rascal Flatts? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust your friends? 12. Do you like boys, girls or both? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? (Have you heard the Tom Cruise story?) 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - Bandanna or Cowboy hat? 21. Wha

You'll Laugh I Swear
Your Birthday Today Spectacular advancements in speech- recognition technology will finally allow you to understand what people really mean when they say you should consider getting a hobby. Aries March 21 - April 19 You'll waste years of your life and your entire life savings on the mistaken assumption that people don't mind driving a few miles out of their way for a really top-notch handjob. Taurus April 20 - May 20 The booming illegal ivory trade will continue to make life hellishly stressful for people like you with unusually prominent and oddly-shaped collarbones. Gemini May 21 - June 21 The stars realize it's just a highly unusual birthmark, but you can't blame normal people for thinking you had the Trans Am "screaming chicken" tattooed on your infant daughter. Cancer June 22 - July 22 All your hard work will soon pay off, as the powers that be are so pleased with you that they're planning to transfer you from your current backwater hellhole to someplace even

You Left The Garage Open...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door" He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "when my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there? She smiled, "No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires".

You Left While I Was Gone
You left while I was gone. You left me here feeling so alone. You could have held my hand. Now I'm here alone I see you in my dreams at night. The parted tears falling without light. You tore me apart without a breath Now I know you cannot come back but, someday soon I won't regret.

You'll Know...
Hello my friend, I'm here for a REASON. I am sending this to you to see how many actually read thier comments. Your responce will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have caome to assist you through a difficultly, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physidally, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and the are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconventient time, this person will say or do sometimng to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must real

You'll Never Rest On Me
I would love you till the end of the earth. Till they break me down and put me in the dirt. You can rest on me. My arms,my hands,my heart,my will. For you baby I'd push it to the till. You can reast on me. You wanna take that walk out the door. Cause you think I don't love you anymore. You can rest on me. As your walking that lonely mile. And you just can't bring youself to smile. You could've rested on me. Now your tear soaked pillows hit the floor at night. You gave up on everything without a fight. You could've rested on me. Theres to much distance between us streched across the plains. Your so far out of my sight things will never be the same. You'll never rest on me.

You Lies Hurt Me.... Stop Hurtin Me More................
- Get Your Own ok so i found this pic while cleaning out my photobucket.... sigh i kinda of miss him.... i just am not feelin this drama right now.... we were cute together... i just don't understand why he actted the way he did?? why can't i just find a guy that i can just chill with and have fun with?... blah!! **AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS FRANK... I SEE THOUGH YOUR BULLSHIT I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING OT CHEAT ON ME AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW YOU KILLED THE LAST BIT OF MY HEART.**

You Learn
After awhile you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean possession and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have ways of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure that you really are strong and you really do have worth and you learn and you learn...

You'll Never Know (poem)
You'll never know how bad it hurt. I'll hide the pain, I'll get to work. I'll hide the tears, brushing them away. You'll never see that look, filled with pain. I'll never think about it, no I just won't care I'll get on my way, amid fears and despair. I'll never let the pain show thru, You just will never know what I wanted to do You'll never see my blue eyes cry You'll never know, how much I lied. Lying, about not caring, not giving a damn. You'll never know how sorry I am. You'll never know how my heart was filled. You'll never know how your warm touch thrilled. You'll never see how lost I feel. I'll get on with things that are more real. I'll miss you and what it could have been. I'll love you always, until my end. LSW 07/24/2007

You'll Never Believe This :(
I haven't been here for months but happened to be called back for this reason.... Here is a pic for you to please bomb with votes so the bf can get a nice VIP for a month so please can you bomb his contest pic.. Your all sweet and I miss ya much .. I am on myspace under Wittynwild74.... Hugs Dannille .. Poetic Bliss

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

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You'll Probably Never Read This
For A Bandaged Iris by Poison The Well I know we've never met and you'll probably never read this. There are certain things your voice does to me, it makes me feel the ground and sky again. How sad it is when you spill your guts on the paper. It only neglects you and never relieves. In every corner and space I search for you, I've only found your vocal cords. Hate that I'm never certain of what needs what most. All day your songs spin me into a romance repeatedly to the sky. Scream over and over again repeatedly to the sky. In every corner and space I search for you, I've only found your vocal cords. Hate that I'm never certain of what needs what most. And nothing has affected me so... In every corner and space I search for you, I've only found your vocal cords. Hate that I'm never certain of what needs what most.

You Love Me
No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are the ones of raw emotion That stir deep down within Just knowing that you love me And it is a love without end Like shards of electricity I feel your thoughts come through A portal we have, that brings me you Your love has touched me deeper Than any I have known My angel was smiling down on me The day you were sent you see We giggle when we talk of little nothings We giggle when we talk of little somethings It is a warm and passionate feeling That knowledge of someone who truly cares It looks like the dreams of love I always had Are definitely coming true This is something that makes me glad With each moment and every passing day I am ever grateful that you love me.

~you Learn By Your Burn~
"life and death, energy and peace, if i stopped today it was fun; even the terrible pains that have burned me and scarred my soul it was worth it for having been allowed to walk where i walked, which is to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far, in between, through it, in it, over and above it." - GIA CARANGI 2 years...2 years of crawling through mud, digging a knife in my heart, burning my hand in the flame, and tasting the iron in the blood coming from my tears. No...the mud, the knife, the fire, and the blood are not due to an ex or a bad relationship because, really, it takes two to tango, and I played my part. Truthfully, all these things happened when I was alone for the first time in my life, truly alone, and there was no other thing to do but come face to face with my reflection in the mirror...a reflection I didn't recognize looking back at me. The dreams, the goals, the passions...they were all someone else's...not mine, and from that moment on I r

You Look So Beautiful
You walk out of the shower with your towel wrapped around your waist, water dripping from your hair and down your back and chest. The curves of my beautiful large breast are jutting up. My long red hair is flowing around my face. You see me lying naked on the bed and grab the baby oil. Pulling the towel off you crawl on top of me and straddle my hips. You pour a pool of oil on my stomach and fill up my belly button rubbing it around my stomach. You caress each breast and start rubbing each one in circles almost to my nipples. You take my nipple in to your mouth, sucking passionately, and squeeze my breast, until my nipple gets hard. I squirm and moan in ecstasy, I pull your head into me. Then you do the same to the other breast and nipple again I pull you into me as if I am climaxing. You get hard and your cock drips pre-cum. You slide up me putting your cock between my full breasts. I lick the tip of your cock then suck the end. You move your hips back and forth, stroking between

You Learn ~ Author Unknown
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye, you learn...

You Learn Something New.....
I have always heard you learn something new everyday. I suppose this is true. Of course I tend to wander around in a daze most of the time being distracted by shiny objects. So I miss alot. Last night I was working. I managed to gash my thumb open. I learned two very important things. 1. Having a bunch of beer in your system helps blood squirt all the hell over the place. 2. Napkins and electrical tape seem to make a good bandage for squirting thumb wounds. I think the phrase squirting thumb wounds should be right up there with the phrase sucking chest wound in cool things everyone should see at least once in their life. Well 45 mins give or take before the day is finally over. So I am going to smoke some shisha...have another beer and just relax until I am out of here.

You Love Me But You Dont Know Who I Am
Three months since my mom died. Its kinda crazy thinking about it. It seems like it was just yesterday but at the same time it feels like it was years ago. I miss her...a lot. anyway, thrice is a weird band. i love them but some of their lyrics are just...different. i guess thats what i like. i like bands that dont have some sixth grade reading material lyrics. i mean look at this..its crazyness: i want to take the bullet, the one aimed straight for your heart. i want to meet the wolves halfway and let them tear me apart, but that's not the way they do it here. i want to lay on the tracks, feel hot steel screaming at me. expose the bones on my back, let me show you what i mean. yeah, it's a different kind of love. i want to climb barbed wire fences and warm our hands in blood. and this is my gift asking you to fix my ruined hands. and it's a gift that keeps on giving, and right now it's all i have to give. i want to write the perfect song, and play it jus

You Love And Hate To Love Us.. Cause It's That Damn Good
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You Lose Some, You Gain Some
I have met some wonderful people, i have even become close to some, and made enemies out of other's. I have gained some and lost some, but i have moved on. I have made some new friends and i am happy for that. I know that nothing lasts forever, but it breaks my heart when i have to say goodbye to a good friend. but i know that true friends never go away for very long, they always come back and we must hang on tight because they dont come around very often. So like a balloon i will hang on tight to you my friend. I will keep you close in my heart, so that way if we ever have to say goodbye you will never be that far away just a heart beat away. But i hope that we never have to say goodbye that would really tear me apart. You lose some, you gain some and that is all a part of life. I pray that i never lose you as a friend. I will be here for you through good times bad times, laughter and tears, sunshine or rain. I will be the unbrella that keeps you dry

Youll Never Be Forgotten
Dearest sweet Kristen, I have trouble accepting the fact that youre gone, but I wonder what it would be like if we went a while without seeing each other. But I can understand why God would have wanted you closer to him, because you truly were an angel on earth.... In my own special way, I love ya, and miss you.... 12-24-1980 - 10-26-2006 RIP Kristen, We miss you Trapped in the glorious years within the memory of belief, lost of all grief. Take the reasons, which once seemed so clear, but never mind, you have nothing to fear. For you my fried will be, forever young, Forever in the heart of memories. Lost in the glory of all time, the wisdom was there within that smile, You see you could have told us, there within lies the mystery. So shed a smile, and grin a tear, For you my friend, will be, Forever young, Forever young. Forever in the heart of memory, We see not through or misery. Forever young, forever young. There's a new angel tonight.

You'll Loose A Good Thing
You'll loose a good thing If you should lose me, oh yeah, you'll lose a good thing If you should lose me, oh yeah, you'll lose a good thing You know I love you,do anything for you Just don't mistreat me, and I'll be good to you Cause if you should lose me, oh yeah, you'll lose a good thing I'm givin you one more chance,for you to do right If you'll only straighten up, we'll have a good life Cause if you should lose me, oh yeah,you'll lose a good thing This is my last time,not asking any more If you don't do right, I'm gonna march outa that door And if you don't believe me, just try it daddy And you'll lose a good thing

You'll Never Know
I won't let you. know how fragile sensitive I am. I won't tell you my history right away. you don't care yet anyway. You will never see how much i heave in pain. after walking away. from you. with a smile I may not have the answers. what u need ever you're looking for. But I'm not fake. real. just me. human. I know my weaknesses can cause you pain. drive you crazy. push you away. There is an answer. a way for us to escape. find our peace. serenity. How hard are you willing to look before we go mad? Because I could die in your arms tonight. lol Artist SiteMore Videos

You'll Thank Me Some Day
Last weekend my niece Emma was crying because she didn't want to go to a football game with the rest of us. It was her brother's last time playing in his his school band and so she was being forced to go. I tried to make her laugh but she wouldn't let me. My mom told her, "You sound like Tim used to when he was your age and we used to make him go listen to your Pap play music." I've always contended that my mom was the basis for the character Edith Bunker, but this time I'm sure she knows she made me think. In the 60's and early 70's my dad practiced every night. I used to sit with my face against the TV speaker or go outside so I didn't have to listen. Most Friday and Saturday nights they would force me to go to barn dances, old churches, union halls, and the Jamboree in Wheeling, where my dad's band would play. When I could, I would wander outside or maybe listen to a baseball game on the radio in the car. I remember "Wildwood Flower", "Your Cheatin' Heart", lots of the old cl

You'll Think Of Me (keith Urban)
I woke up early this morning around 4am With the moon shining bright as headlights on the interstate I pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleep But thoughts of us kept keeping me awake Ever since you found yourself in someone else's arms I've been tryin' my best to get along But that's OK There's nothing left to say, but Take your records, take your freedom Take your memories I don't need'em Take your space and take your reasons But you'll think of me And take your cat and leave my sweater 'Cause we have nothing left to weather In fact I'll feel a whole lot better But you'll think of me, you'll think of me I went out driving trying to clear my head I tried to sweep out all the ruins that my emotions left I guess I'm feeling just a little tired of this And all the baggage that seems to still exist It seems the only blessing I have left to my name Is not knowing what we could have been What we should have been So Take your records, take y

You Leaned Over
You leaned over and you kissed me I felt my knees go weak You leaned over and you kissed me I couldn't even speak You leaned over and you kissed me With a passion flowing free You leaned over and you kissed me Sparks flew that we could see You leaned over and you kissed me A touch so soft and tender You leaned over and you kissed me A kiss I would remember You leaned over and you kissed me I'm sure I kissed you back You leaned over and you kissed me With the fire no kiss should lack You leaned over and you kissed me You left me wanting more You leaned over and you kissed me My soul you did explore You leaned over and you kissed me My heart no longer full of pain You leaned over and you kissed me Darling, kiss me once again

You Lost A Good Thing
You Lost A Good Thing By Leslie W. B. You thought you had me figured out... I was too cautious, Had no feelings, And probably a corpse in bed. So you made excuses-- Couldn't call, too busy. Car was in for repairs. You slipped away, No longer bothering. And cut me to the bone. Well mister, Yes, I'm cautious; I've been used and hurt too many times. And yes, I hide my feelings well. But when you show me That I can trust you. Once you know me, You can't let go. I can turn you inside out. I can set your life on fire. I am the best Of all great lovers Too bad you let me go.

You'll Never Know. . . . .
This is my story…. . . . My journey…. . . My life. . . By: Angel Dark. My whole life has been an ongoing nightmare, one monster after another coming after me, close calls with death, and times when I should have died. Who am I? You don’t know me. You think you know me but you have no clue, not even an idea. My name is Angel. You still think you know me, but you’re wrong! You only know what I want you to know. Might as well start from the beginning. I was never wanted by my mom. My whole life has been one person after another trying to kill me, the sad part is that the main person is my mom. She’s not really my mom though. She’s not even my mother. Confused? Well moms are supposed to love you and take care of you right? Well if she’s been trying to kill me and seeing how she’s never loved me then she cant be my mom can she? She’s the thing that gave birth to me. I can’t say gave life because she’s been trying to take my life since it began. Trying to make me breath

You Light Up My Day
You light up my life with your smile You give me a hope with your love Whenever I think of you in my heart My troubles are gone and I can smile again Knowing that there's an angel out there Who can light up my darkest nights Take my fears away with his tender kiss Its enough for me and I want him to stay forever By my side Please stay forever Baby, you've lighted up my life You've taken all my troubles away from me If there's any reason that I must give to make you stay Its because I love you and you will always be In my heart

You'llsee.....
You think that I can't live without your love You'll see, You think I can't go on another day. You think I have nothing Without you by my side, You'll see Somehow, some way You think that I can never laugh again You'll see, You think that you destroyed my faith in love. You think after all you've done I'll never find my way back home, You'll see Somehow, someday Chorus: All by myself I don't need anyone at all I know I'll survive I know I'll stay alive, All on my own I don't need anyone this time It will be mine No one can take it from me You'll see You think that you are strong, but you are weak You'll see, It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat. I have truth on my side, You only have deceit You'll see, somehow, someday Chorus2: All by myself I don't need anyone at all I know I'll survive I know I'll stay alive, I'll stand on my own I won't need anyone this time It will be mine No one can take it from me You'll see You'll see,

You'll Kidnap My Kids??
Last night I posted a few MuMMs SO the bashers came they called me all sorts of names and stuff... OK no big deal, usual shit Then one who should remain nameless (as advised by authorities), sent me a Private Message that stated that he was going to "come to my house, kidnap my kids, and rape them." What a lovely place FuBar has became.. Sure, come on over, get a bullet in your head. Excusable Homicide PS... yes i did report it, to FuBar staff, no (they haven't done anything lately for me), to the internet crime division of the good 'ol Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hope it was worth it.. you know, threatening to take my 4 & 2 year old's innocence... Call me whatever you feel necessary to say. Talk about my mom, who cares... You just can't say stuff like that... It's not "kidding", or "fun humor"

You'll Never Live Up To Me
Stripped of life, alone In the midst of something that I Want to play with your evil inside Wanting, letting go, of what never could be again Lost and alone Imprisoned now inside your mind With the way you tried To destroy me again You were waiting and living for no one With the way you tried To completely refuse all your life feed on your nothing You'll never live up to me Awaken you With little evil inside Feed on your nothing You'll never live up to me I've stricken you I don't want to live with the lie Feed on your nothing And you'll never live up to me Awaken you Can't live up to me I've stricken you Feed on your nothing And you’ll never live up to me Stripped of life, alone In the midst of something that I Want to play with your evil inside Wanting, letting go, of what never could be again Lost and alone Imprisoned now inside your mind With the way you tried To destroy me again You were waiting and living for no one With the way you t

You Love It... Now Admit It!
There are some things in life that we secretly enjoy. Some things that we either dont talk about with others, or blatantly lie about our dislike of due to shame. Well, it's time to blow the cover off of some of these things. Time to expose our true feelings whether you want me too or not. Here are just a few things that you totally dig, but are too ashamed to admit. - Fast food: I know its so cool to act like McDonalds is evil and that the food is disgusting. Fuck you. You love that shit, you need that shit. How many times have you been on your cell with someone as you were in the drive through and either put them on hold or got off the phone so they didn't know you were just about to order a Big Bacon Classic combo and a Frosty...Biggie Sized? You may have not wanted them to know, but inside, you were proud to stuff your face with a fist full of french fries. - Fights: "Fighting is immature" "I hate fighting"...b-b-b BULLSHIT! There isn't a

You'll Always Be Beautiful In My Eyes
You're my peace of mind in this crazy world. You're everything I've tried to find, your love is a pearl. You're my Mona Lisa, you're my rainbow skies, and my only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. The world will turn, and the seasons will change, and all the lesson we will learn will be beautiful and strange. We'll have our fill of tears, our share of sighs. My only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever more beautiful in my eyes. When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, when the time comes to embrace for one long last while, we can laugh about how time really flies. We won't say goodbye 'cause true love never really dies. You'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever mor

You Left Me.....
YOU LEFT ME HERE WITH NOWHERE TO GO, YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME BUT IT DID NOT SHOW, YOU LEFT ME HERE TORN AND SHATTERED INSIDE, YOU LEFT ME HERE BROKEN AND FIGHTING TO SURVIVE, YOU LEFT ME HERE WITH A SOUL ABOUT TO DIE, YOU LEFT ME HERE WITH A RIVER OF TEARS TO CRY, YOU LEFT ME HERE TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN AND THE PAIN, YOU LEFT ME HERE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION WHY,TIME AND TIME AGAIN, YOU LEFT ME TO RUN AND HIDE, YOU LEFT ME HERE,BUT I HELD MY HEAD HIGH, YOU LEFT ME HERE EXPECTING MY LIFE WAS AT AN END, BUT YOU NEVER COUNTED ON ALL OF MY FRIENDS, YOU THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SET YOU FREE, BUT THEN AGAIN YOU LEFT ME.

You'll Always Be My Baby ~ Sara Evans
There I was ten years old Waiting in my room for him to come home I just knew he'd be so mad Though I begged my mother not to, she told my dad. There was no denying I let him down But instead of being angry He put his arms around me and said In the sunlight or the rain brightest nights or darkest days I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on No your never too far gone my love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you will always be my baby. There I was twenty one Oh I was so ashamed of what I'd done On a country road Parked one night It started out so innocent Then crossed the line There was no denying I let God down But instead of being angry He wrapped his arms around me and I heard In the sunlight or the rain brightest nights or darkest rains I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on No your never too far gone My love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you will always

You'll Love This One
While flying down the road yesterday (10 mph over the speed limit) A woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over and walked up to her car with that classic patronizing smirk and asked "What's your hurry ?" She said, " I'm late for work." "Oh yeah! " said the cop, " And exactly what do you do?" She replied, "I'm a rectum stretcher." "A what?," A rectum stretcher? and exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, work my way up to two, then three, then four, then five, Then I work side to side until I can get both hands in then slowly but surely stretch until its about 6ft. wide." "And just what do you do with a six foot asshole? asked the cop. The lady replied , " You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge." Traffic ticket :$95 Court costs: $45 The look on the cops face : Priceless.

You Looking To Model?
If you are looking to start modeling or acting, I might be able to help you get your foot in the door (be nice.) It all depends on what you want to do, what the Industry allows you to do, and what these agencies/entertainment companies want. So, if you're nice, let me know what kind of modeling/acting you think you would be good for. Fashion/Runway Prints (pictures) Promotional Nudes Adult Or anything else.

You Lied
Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Shouldn't you have said what you meant? Oh... Time heals, time congeals around us Endless hours of wasted moments Understanding, not demanding Your eyes tell what you feel inside Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Shouldn't you have said what you meant? Oh... YOU LIED!

You Learn
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone I recommend walking around naked in your living room Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone I certainly do I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at anytime Feel free Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) Hold it up (to the rays) You wait and see when the smoke clears You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn Wear it out (like a three-year-old would do) Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway) The fire trucks are coming up around the bend You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn Y

Youll Love This
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So, I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff." So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

You.ll Shine My Little One...
You are not the only one Not the only star who will need to wait a little longer... There are billions of those stars who will have to wait a little longer But when they find the missing piece the final piece they've been lookin for they'll shine more than any other ever could! Oh, my little one you are not the only one Trust me when I tell you this When You find the missing piece you'll be happier than you could ever be The happiness that you will feel, it nearly makes you cry.... And It feels good oh it feels good The happiness will make you cry but it feels so good So don't worry young one, you're time will come...

You'll Never Read A Tragic Fairytale
Wishing on eyelashes. All that glitters... Poisonous hopes. Mindless litter. Bring love to its knees. Lying dead Missing the kiss Searching for the ending That I somehow missed. Stuck in a dream Spiraling away. Whoever said The hopeful must pay? The prince never came. The shoe didn't fit. This voice never spoke, The flame never lit. Stuck in its lamp, The genie just sat. There's nothing but pumpkins And white field rats. Rapunzel lost use for her flowing long hair. Seven little men Never seemed to care. Forced to live life And forced to grow old. It's not playing out like the stories foretold. Stuck in a place So unlike my own, I'm inside my house, But so far from home. Hearts are broken Far beyond mending. We lost sight Of the happy ending.

You'lll Shoot Your Eye Out!
So, last night we were drunk. If you don''t know my living situation I live with ,y ex. We were all drinking last night, and my ex pulled out an airsoft gun and shot me in the eye. He swears he didn't think it was loaded. He says it was fun gone wrong... He had a date over and she saw the whole exchange. I told her that she must be one hell of a girl if she's still talking to him because I wouldn't be. He tells me that it was an accident d that it should be forgiven. I think he's just wanting to make excuses for irresponsible behavior. This is the third time in a row that he's been drinking and done something stupid. Last time he threatened my life. He says I'm being bitter and unforgiving... and that it was just me that would hold it against him. I want to kill him.

You Let Me Go
My hand begins to tremble as I write this to you, And tears begin to stain the paper underneath my finger tips, Smearing the ink that spells out my heart and soul. The candles are beginning to die down Mimicking the feelings I had for you For so long, but you always left me alone. Every love song I hear will remind me of you, The lyrics calling out your name In this torn and dying heart of mine. When I look into eyes the color of the sky, I will see the reflection of the dreams within my soul And the beauty you once made me feel. The brush of the summer wind against my cheek, Tortures my mind with the memories of your gentle kiss, And all the days I spent with you. I never wanted to let you go For so long I held on with all my strength But I have grown tired and weak, There is nothing left I can do.

You Light Up My Life
As I awaken, each and every day, Thoughts of love turn to you. An unbreakable bond between us two, A special love ever so true.. The warm glow in your eyes, The sweet smile on your face; Makes me want to hold you, Forever in love's tender embrace The gentleness of your touch, The sweet passion of your kiss. Just a couple of many pleasures, I longingly so miss.. The sound of your voice, Is like a song in my heart, Always bringing me happiness, As it has done from our start. We've shared many joys, And also felt some sorrows, Yet our future is filled, Of wonderful tomorrows. So, until that bright day, Far away such as it seems, YOU shall always be my one TRUE LoVe. The man of my dreams...

You Learn Somethiing New...
Today, on the radio, I learned that the male elephant is the only animal to have an actual bone in his penis. So, technically, when discussing "boners", the elephant is the only animal that you are truly talking about. Since you should try to learn something new every day, most of you can stop looking for your fact today. My son got his grade for his summer school English class. I'm torn, because he got an A-. I don't know whether to be proud of him, or pissed because I knew he could do the work, and this just proves it. I think I'm gonna go with proud. I've been seeing previews for Hellboy II, and I can't wait to see it. The director of Pan's Labyrinth is involved, so visually it should be stunning. I liked the original, and the story looks great. It opens July 11th, and we're getting a group together to go see it. So if you're in North Central IL, look me up, the more the merrier. I am two fans away from 1000. When I first got on here, I never expected that to be

You Learn
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn`t mean leaning and company doesn`t always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren`t contracts and presents aren`t promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with grace not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow`s ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own seeds and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to love you. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong and you really do have worth and you learn with every goodbye, you learn...

You Light Up My Fire
Fire trucks are white Your light is blue You heat up my world Like no other can do You Race to a call Disobeying all the laws To rescue my heart From fiery claws The smoke is bellowing Flames shooting high The sweat drips downward Obscuring your eyes The fire is blazing The heat warm and true Can I take out your hose And make love to you The fire extinguished Smoke blowing away Off goes the blue light With hose stowed away The fire maybe out But you're holding me tight We can lay melt together Until a new flames ignite By:Shiann Lehwalder

You Light Up My Liiiiife
What song was #1 on the day you were born? Go to this website and find out: http://www.joshhosler.biz/ This is the #1 song the day I was born. How fitting :P "You Light Up My Life" - Debby Boone What was the song on your day??? -REL

You Love Me Not...i Love You Still
You Love me, You Love me not.... Will I ever hold your heart, Will you let me play that part. Show me real, Show me true, Show me, the real sides of you. I love you, I love you not.... The real type of love can't be bought. I gave you me, I gave you my heart. You made it sing from the start. You made me believe it was all real, Our vows, a solid deal. But, now... The songs are gone, the air lies still. Not a bird to sing the mellody, that once gave our hearts wings. The songs are gone, the air lies still. You Love me not, I love you still. Don't tell me your sorry, cause we know your not. Put all that shit back into the wishing pot. You Love me, You Love me not.... I Love you, I wish I did not..... The stars are dark, the dreams are gone. Our moon now shines for others to see. You've done the damage, now let me be. Back away, give me back my Key. I'll lock it safely away, before you let it break on me. But now.... The thrill is gone, Pain lies here.

You'll Never See Me Cry
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY I'LL NEVER LET YOU SEE ME CRY I'LL HIDE THE LOVE I HAVE INSIDE MY TEARS FOR YOU YOU'LL NEVER SEE I'LL LOCK THEM UP , THROWING AWAY THE KEY THE TEARS I'VE CRIED HAVE BEEN MANY I WIPE THEM AWAY, LIKE SO MANY TIMES BEFORE HIDING MY FACE WITH A FAKE SMILE , THE ONE YOU ADORE I'LL NEVER LET YOU SEE MY TEARS I'LL NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEARS I'LL NEVER SHARE MY SECRETS WITHIN I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FRIEND FOR DOING THIS, IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN PROTECT THIS HEART FROM HARMS WAY DON'T TRY TO REACH IT, FOR IT'S PROTECTED NOW FROM HEARTACHE AND PAIN ... FROM THOSE TEARS THAT FLOW DOWN (written by me , Jade )

You Lose
You thought you still had me under your thumb...you thought I believed your lies...you tried to cause unnecessary drama and you almost had me to the point of deleting my account but I refuse to let you win...so bring it on cause I don't care. I am happy and I am loved and you can't mess that up...so go on spreading your lies...go on trying to cover your ass...but in reality people are starting to realize that you are NOT who you claim to be. You will have to face yourself one of these days and ask yourself why you're alone...and I know you will think back to me...you will know what you did to fuck us up and you will know that I was right. The people you think trust you and believe you, don't. The people you play will confront you...and you will be the one who runs away...not me...not them...YOU. I am over this and I am done...and you can't make me leave...cause he still loves me. I want to thank you for introducing me to him...he's the one I have been waiting for all of my lif

You'll Know
When the wind blows And whispers through the trees, You'll know I remember you. When the rain falls And drips from the flower petals, You'll know I have forgiven you. When a tear escapes And trickles down my cheek, You'll know I still love you.

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You'll Never Be Mine
I love the way you smile, the way your eyes sparkle in the light i love the way your arms feel when i fall asleep in them at night i love how your laughter can brighten up my day and how the sound of you voice melts all my fears away i love when we dance and your eyes are only on me the way your lips feel on mine, like they were meant to be i love the way your scent stays on my pillows after you have gone the way a thought of you is triggered by a simple song you fill me with happiness when you walk through the door you leave me with a feeling i have never felt before i feel that fluttering feeling when you're by my side and my hear yearns, knowing that you will never be mine

You Lazy Bitch's!!!!!
ok so not all of you and those know who aren't cuz they have sent me there addy's already. its offical thou. i am leavin feb 7th thru mar 5th for guatemala. around feb 20th i am gonna get on a bus and go to placentia, belize for an undetermined amount of time. all depends on how the i like the pirates life!!!! so who wants a post card while i am gone ? send me your addy via email on the fu please. ps. jeannie and taryn are exempt from this but i do need your addy's again please :P what can i say i am a pothead and would lose my own head if it wasn;t attacthed :P

"you Left Your Mark."
You Left your Mark It seems like just the other day I heard the starter’s gun That loud report that told us both the race it had begun And then you unleashed your passion, yes from the very start You left me standing in the dust, as you went and left your mark That race was one unbalanced, the deed was now complete Not measured by mere stamina, or with the fastest feet To the victor went the spoils, and the prize it was my heart And you held fast to your trophy, as you went and left your mark But that race was not the only way you went and made me yours There were at least a million times we shared revolving doors That left me with the spins, yet still you played your part So certain and determined, you had to make your mark Yet your mark it sometimes made me hurt, it had a darker side And right here sit the buckets filled with tears I cried From the times I felt like dying, when I was torn apart By your riding crop of caring, as you went and left your mark I

You Live You Learn
You live You learn (alanis said it best) Children learn what they live If children live with criticism: they learn to condemn If children live with hostility: they learn to fight If children live with ridicule: they learn to be shy If children live with shame: they learn to feel guilty If children live with encouragement: they learn confidence If children live with tolerance: they learn to be patient If children live with praise: they learn to appreciate If children live with approval: they learn to like themselves If children live with honesty: they learn truthfulness If children live with security: they learn to have faith in themselves and others If children live with acceptance: they learn to love If children live with friendliness: they learn the world is a nice place in which to live.....I love you love mommy...

You Let Me Be
You Let Me Be Me While others tell me I have faults and flaws, And pick me all apart and criticize, You love me, sweetheart, just the way I am; I only see affection in your eyes. My pesky quirks you only find endearing; Your perfect mate is what you choose to see; I love you for a multitude of reasons; And most of all 'cause you let me be me. I never have to change to meet your standards; Acceptance is the greatest gift you give; I appreciate you for your sweet devotion, And I’ll love you for as long as we shall live.

You Like It Or You Don't...
(again.. you'll like it or you won't.) mystic entrancing soul touching - as shadows touch silky light. . such pleasure desire a raw wanting. . . slowly does shadow reveal the beauty hidden within - how tempting with its pure light- so alluring... teasingly shadow shows its brilliance before once again enclosing - keeping the passion of what is hidden for itself. ~Candyce~ ~Inspiration behind it~ *while driving back from shopping I noticed the sky - clouded over with dark clouds - after watching for a few minutes - the clouds started moving away.. letting the moons light through... gradually they moved until the full moon and all its beauty was visible- than as if teasing - the clouds again covered it. as it to hold its brightness and beauty away for itself.* thanks for reading. :)

You'll Never Be Alone
No matter where you are...or I am... You'll never be alone... You now have a permanent place to come to...inside my heart... From each other...we'll never part... I will comfort you in times need... I will offer advice...even if you never take heed... I will wipe the tears from your eyes...and taste each and every one... Your pains will become my own...yet together we can lift a ton... You will never go without...even if the sun refuse to shine... If I have to search the universe for your morning light...I promise you...it I will find... If the wind becomes to cold for you...I'd build you a shelter with my bare hands... If you ever need to walk across the desert...I'll carry you across the burning sands... If you ever need...even the smallest thing... I'll spoil you like a Queen... Even if this is just a dream...

You'll Always Be Missed
Emily, Even though we haven't seen each other in a few years. It's so hard knowing you're not here anymore. You'll be missed so much by so many people. I know you have touched so many lives sweetie, from here to california. If i woulda known i was never gonna be able to say goodbye, i woulda called you everyday. I just want to see that gorgeous smile of yours in person. All i have now are old pictures. Its just not right luv, You were one of the best people i have ever met. I knew i could come to you about any problem i had, and all you had to do was smile at me with that pure smile and eyes. You rest now sweetie, but always remember you will never be forgotten and we will make sure of that. no goodbyes only see you later beautiful

You Lost The Bet...shoulda Never Bet On Me.
There you sit in a jail cell with nothing to do but think of me!! in all your misery you plead for me to have sympathy. You took a risk and decided to gamble with me, and lost that hand, yes you sure did, you bet on me. You are mistaken when it comes to me baby, when this girl walks out, she walks for eternity. I hope you think long and hard about all that you have done to me and realize how you so bitterly took me for grantid when all I did was go above and beyond for you....and you want my sympathy? as you cry and plead for me I am making my own destiny...one that doesn't include your criminal insanity. Me and you walk in oppisite directions and with a completely different stride. I pulled off miracles and continually fought hard for you, trying to save you from you... all the while you were killing me. I wish I could have been enough for you, I wish I could have been enough but I wasn't. The cards in the deck have been dealt..so I will take the hand I have been given and except our

You Like That Girl With The Wild Garden Mind...
You like that girl with the wild garden mind. She threw herself off a mountain and landed with flowers in her hair. She has a nomadic heart. She doesn't care what's going on if you say it's going on. Because there's something somewhere else that's really going on and she's gone. You'd like to follow her for awhile. To show her where the end is and to ask if she'd like to hold hands. She'd just smile, wave and leave you there. And she's so beautiful. If she'd just sit still... But then you see your world's too small to keep a girl who keeps nothing. Now if she'd just sit still... But she already knows you just put things on shelves in rows and in dark closets stacked with boxes. And there's not enough room in your world for forests, caves, and foxes. And you call it chaos in her eyes. It's just the freedom you can't handle. And her unconcern for what you keep near makes you see it's just cowardice you hold dear. She's the pet bird who flew out the window. What do you call a pet that j

You Lied To Me
You sat there and lied to me. Even as I cried. You gave me pretty words that later you would deny. You promised you wouldn't do this, You lied to me. I believed all that you had to say. Now I'm dying Inside. All my pain is because of you. Now what is it I should do? I gave you all that I had. The words you spoke where never true. You lied to me. All you gave to me where broken promises, and emty dreams. All because You lied to me. I was so blind that I could not see. I couldn't see that you where lying to me.

You Lied To Me Cuz I Was Not Worht The Truth
SO YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND TEL ME YOUR CHILDREN ARE MINE AND THAT NO ONE ELSE MAKES YOU FEEL THE WAY I DO BUT THEN OUT OF THE BLUE THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE SO I DONT MIND FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS BUT YOU LIED TO ME CUZ I WAS NOT WORTH THE TRUTH ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TELL ME HOW YOU FELT BUT IN STEAD YOU LIE AND COVER IT ALL UP I HOPE YOUR LIES ARE WORHT HIS TIME AND I HOPE KARMA BITES YOU RIGHT IN YOUR ASS I LOVED YOU WITH EVERYTHING I WAS AND HAD BUT IT WAS NOT ENOUGHT YOU STILL LIES AND LEFT SO FUCK IT I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL HAVE YOUR MAN TAKE CARE OF YOU I HOPE IT ALL MAKE SENSE FOR YOU I AM AS LOST AS ONE COULD BE LIVE YOUR LIFE AND HAVE A BLAST BUT KNOW THAT WHEN KARMA COMES IT WILL NEVER LAST YOU LIES TO ME CUZ I WAS NOT WORHT THE TRUTH GOODBYE TO YOU FOR EVER AND A DAY HOPE HE TREATS YOU BETTER THEN I DID CUZ I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LIE TO ME

You Look Like A Angel
You look like an angelas you twirl your hairyou make my heart racejust by standing thereyou dont know what you do to meI dont even think you careits like my world revolves around youI can only stand and starejust seeing your smilecan brighten up the gloomiest dayhearing your laughmakes me wish forever I could stayyou seem totally flawlessexcept the fact that your blindbecause if you cant see I love youthen something's wrong with your mindI want to be yours,combined we could be perfect,but until you realize,I will have to stay secret

You Look Good
I'm so sick of hearing this from people I went to high school with. I look the same as I did only with better hair lmao that's saying a lot since it's still horrible. The only thing i've changed is how i dress. I actually wear stuff that shows my body off.

You Learn
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much, so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure, that you really are strong, and you really do have worth and you learn with every goodbye, you learn.

You'll Have To Excuse My Language But I'm Pissed
I don't ask for much from my kids; a hello once in a while, maybe a visit here and there. I know they have their own lives now. Three weeks ago I was miserable sick, couldn't even move. High fever, pain across the stomach that pretty much dibilitated me for days on end. My oldest son (who lives with me 4 days of the week) didn't want to leave but he had to work and since it's closer for him to stay at his mothers, he does that for 3 days. So I sent a text to my daughter to at least check in on me since I was so sick I couldn't even make my own meals much less barely move to go to the bathroom. No answer, not a peep for 3 weeks. WTF! Well it's three weeks later, I'm starting to recover. Turns out my Dr up'd one of my meds too much, and it took this long to get it out of my system before the new dosage could be started. He was right on top of it and caught it the very minute I called him, but he said under no circumstances should I be left alone without some kind of daily checks. He wa

You Love Another Person
You tell me these things "i love you", "I'll protect you" but at the end of the day it's not what you do cause i've waited for hours without a reply and stayed up all night to the sound of my cry and you never worry you're carefree and fun while i stress all day wondering if we're done You look at other girls the way you used to look at me and the hardest thing about it is that you don't even see that you're breaking my heart with each passing day and its not just what you do its what you don't say you'd tell me i was beautiful and look deep in my eyes even my worst day you'd easily revise you'd hold me in your arms no need for a kiss just the sound of my breathing and my eye brought sweet bliss but now we sit in silence and look away from eachother and i'm just waiting for the day when you tell me you love another person

"you'll Save So Much Money With Vonage!"...
Oh, really. I can save more than zero? Because that's what I pay now. Who actually uses Vonage? WHO doesn't have a cell phone that includes long-distance? You don't need a Vonage or any other long-distance provider. Vonage is annoying.

You'll Never Know!
"Little ones unborn you will never know how much mommy wanted to love you. Hold you in her arms, sing to you and play with your fingers and toes. You never will never know the pain I felt I lost you both that day. To feel so alone so cheated mad that you were taken away. You will never know my smile or my voice, see my silly faces, my warm embraces. So what if people said you being born into the world without marriage was wrong I wanted you and life I would have given so that you both would have had the chance" (ILP, mommy loves you and misses you even if only carried you 4 months). Unless you have had the life lesson of losing such a beautiful creation be blessed to hear the laughter, screams or cries or your child or children. I want children though don't know if I will ever be blessed to ever have that feeling again! Children are a blessing even if they act like little monsters! Life gives use the simplest wonders and yet people abuse those simple treasures do to the lack of being

You'll Rather See Me Down, Then You'll Love Me
Was looking towards music to calm me but my iTunes needed updating. So i'm waiting for that and by time that finishes it'll be time for me to start to get ready for work. Im starting to believe i've was loved more when I was down and depressed. I hate using the word depressed because I feel its disrespect coming from me. All the emotional things i've been through isnt depression just basically sadness. The word depressed brings more weight to explain my feelings, it was that deep. I just feel right now that I was more loved when I was like that. I havent really felt like that in a while, so much so I cant think of when. I dont even let myself get that far. There is a more upbeat me. Smiling more. Looking at life differently and the more I go down this path, the less it seems people like it about me. I'm thinking its because being down caused connections with others where we all felt we had people that understood our emotions and why we have them. Didn't feel wrong to have

You Left Me Here To Die
you left me you left me here to die you tore me in half i tried to tell you tell you something was wrong i showed all the sighns cried out for your help but you was never there i was always second to your game the secret you hid so well was me saying you adore me you said you cared when all you did was hate me you never cared at all your no good for me people said the proof is on my arms YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIE!!

You'll Soon Find Out
When I look at you, here’s what I see. A Blade, thorns, surrounding me. I am the rose in the middle, refusing to wilt. Full of fire, passion, yes, even guilt. I have qualities, that you’ll never possess. A conscious, regret, you’re just like all the rest. I am powerful, strong, born suited for war. That is exactly, what I’m here for. Don’t think for a second, that I am weak. Because I have chosen, not to speak. You think I don’t know, but I have seen it all. With a Blade in my back, and my heart torn in two, I’m still standing tall. So, do what you must, to “try” and defeat me. You’ll soon find out, that doesn’t happen very easily.

You Little D**k Piece Of S**t
A random stranger, sends me a link. I clicked it, didn't even think. And there he was, whacking away. Instantly got pissed, couldn't help but say. What the Hell makes you think, I wanted to see that? He would have to let go of his junk, to write me back. He tried to apologize, but I was too pissed. You make me sick, I wanna puke, seriously disgusted. Do you not realize, this is a screen. And you're not showing me anything, I haven't already seen. But do continue, have fun with it. But don't message me again, you little dick piece of shit.