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You Know You Grew Up In The 70's If....
OK - I'm tired of thinking about the 80's. I was a kid of the 70's! what do I remember? Satin pants - everyone had to have a pair Rainbow suspenders - just like MORK! Nanu, nanu (to follow a theme) Making out to Earth Wind and Fire's "Reasons" when it had just come out. Chicago - the original group - and "color my world" having to learn how to use a sliderule being amazed by the first Texas Instruments calculator. having no: answering machine, cordless phones, call waiting having 3 (sometimes 4) TV stations, and because I was the only kid in the house, being the one who had to get up and change the TV by hand. 8 tracks Being so cool that I had one of those black cassette players in my room. AM radio The very first time that frozen yogurt came out. It tasted like....yogurt. No one remembers that real taste anymore. Not even yogurt tastes like yogurt anymore. When the first Burger King came to my town. Up until then, it was either McDonalds or

You Know You're A Ricer If...
Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON! you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate." drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents. You are a skinny, backwards hat wearing, dog chain wallet, 2 ft wide pants leg, Limp Bizkit looking white boy fag with a badly applied peroxide hair color treatment and temporary rub-on tattoos! You've spent more on graphics and decals than you have in gas, for the whole year Yugo's give you a run for the money You bought the big ass tach to try to scare off the fast cars But all it does is let people know how hard you have to push it to exceed the legal speed limit You rev on school busses Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs You buy and install custom rims a pair at a time YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YO

You Know Your Getting Older When......
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN... Does your body have arthritis? Is your hair turning gray? Do the wrinkles on your aging face feel like they've come to stay? When your husband turns the heat up and you are still cold, remember these are just some signs that say, You're getting old. Your grandchildren are getting older and their birthdays you forget, and you wish that you could subtract twenty years from a body that just wants to sit. Does your body do one sit-up that stays with you all day? Half in the morning when you get up and the other half when you're in bed to stay. The clothes you had when younger you can suddenly no longer wear. You try to put them on anyway, but all they do is tear. You walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth and find that they're not there. Your chest is going up and down and you have to try hard just to get some air. You try to stick to a diet and your food intake goes down. But, when you get on the scale, it shows you've gained

You Know You're Horny When....
I couldn't get to sleep last night. Didn't want to wake hubby because he had a massive headache as well as he started work today, so I wanted him to get lots of sleep. Well, I lay there for probably about an hour and just couldn't get to sleep, so I got up to watch a movie. Ended up masturbating and needing sex so bad. Went back in the bedroom and fondled my comatose honey until he got a major stiffy. Then I rode him, anal and pussy, over and over until I finally came. Even though he was unconscious, it was still good. How's that for horny, right?

You Know You Are From Jersey
You Know You're From New Jersey When... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "

You Know You Drink Too Much When...
~Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. ~The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. ~The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar ~When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? ~You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. ~You have a "happy hour" at home ~When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? ~You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land ~Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car ~"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." ~Your favorite drink is ethanol. ~"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" ~"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. ~*hic* Pash me another, tarbender." ~You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. ~You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in

You Killed Yourself And Didn't Think Of Me
You killed yourself and didn't think of me. I can't blame you for that, and yet I do, For now your pain becomes my legacy. What agony impelled you not to be? I loved you-wasn't that enough for you? You killed yourself and didn't think of me, Nor saw through my eyes what you made me see, Nor cared about my life when yours was through. And now your pain becomes my legacy, And I must fight to keep my sanity, For what you did defines what must be true: You killed yourself and didn't think of me. I cannot think you did it selfishly; So great a sacrifice leaves nothing due. But now your pain becomes my legacy, And I must sail across that bitter sea That leaves no trace of joy or residue. You killed yourself and didn't think of me, So now your pain becomes my legacy.

You Know You Want In!!!
THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED MY BLAST AND BLING CONTEST!! I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR SERIOUS COMPETITORS FOR THIS, SO IF YOU DONT THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS THEN IT IS NOT FOR YOU!!! ANYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN AND THERE WILL BE NO RULES, JUST RESPECT FOR THE OTHER CONTESTANTS IS ALL!! SO SELF COMMENTING IS GOING TO BE VERY WELCOMED IN THIS! THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER IN THIS CONTEST SO IT IS WINNER TAKES ALL!! I AM STARTING IT THIS FRIDAY AT 7EST TIME,BUT IF THERE ARE ENTRIES AFTER THE DEADLINE THEY WILL BE ACCEPTED KNOWING THEY WILL HAVE TO PLAY CATCH UP!! IT ILL LAST TILL THE FOLLOWING MONDAY AT 7EST TIME!! NOW FOR THE PRIZES:) YOU WILL NOT ONLY WIN A ONE WEEK BLAST BUT YOU WILL ALSO WIN YOUR CHOICE OF A VIC GIFT PACKAGE, OR A MENS BRACELET OR DIAMOND EARRINGS!! PLUS AS A EXTRA PERK ANYONE WHO GETS MORE THAN 9,000 COMMENTS WILL ALSO GET A MENS OR WOMENS RING! SO IF YOU HAVE EVER WANTED A BLAST AND SOME BLING THIS IS THE RIGHT CONTEST TO BE IN!! JUST LEAVE ME A MESS

You Know You Want To
Show an New CT some love and rate my page and pic been on only 2 hours and I am addicted already. Always looking to meet new people so feel free to add me as a friend or whatever. Take care everyone and lots of love.

You Know Your Old When...
While CT was down, I was downloading some music. Some present day, and some that I grew up on.. Now you know your old when you ask a friend if they know the name of a song and they say who??? lmaooo Those songs like.. Little bitty pretty one by bobby darin.. referred to the song as "a great beboppin song" and he was like "how old ARE you?" lmaoo Or that old favorite by Blue Suede Hooked on a Feeling, more commonly referred to as "the dancing baby" song.. of which his response was "dancing baby?" lmao Ok, so as we age we try to hold on to those instances of our youth that keep us young at heart. And we do this with all our mite because like many (and I am one of them) we dont grow old gracefully. We try and stay "hip" for our kids only to find out that hip is out, and being "dope" is in.. like wtf lmaoo Im not sure if being referred to something that is illegal is "hip" or "cool" but I often go with the flow. I was laughing the other day at the clothes styles that in

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "

You Know You're From The South If:...........(kinda Like You Might Be A Redneck If)
> YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH IF: > 1. You measure distance in minutes. > 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. > 3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm fixing to go to the store. > 4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, > vegetable, grain, insect or animal. > 5. You install security lights on your house and garage, then leave > both unlocked. > 6. You know what a "DAWG" is. > 7. You carry jumper cables in your car ... For your OWN car. > 8. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and > ketchup. > 9. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, > but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports. > 10. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. > 11. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm". >12. You know all > four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas. > 13. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known a

You Know It Will Always Just Be Me
When I lost you, I was the one who loved you most… But between us, you lost more... Coz someday I’m going to love someone the way I loved you, But you will NEVER be love the way I loved you…

You Know Who U Are...
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You Know What I Hate?
When you meet someone, and you can't get them out of your head. You just want to be with them everyday, and when your not with them, you miss them. . . . I also hate when that guy told you they broke up with their girlfriend just to get you there so he can fuck you. Then time after time he says that again, but you never catch it untill it's to late. To late because, you really start to like him. You really want a relationship with this person. . . He's got your thoughts, you think he's getting your heart. . . . . . . . . . . . . But your still to scared to let him fully in your life. . . . . . . . . . . .Then there's always that day. That cold dark day when you find out the truth. . . . . . You find that all them times he ever said that he left his girlfriend he never did. . . . All those times that he wanted you to hang out he only wanted sex. . . . . . . . . . All those time's you helped him cheat on his girlfriend who didn't do a damn thing wrong to him. . . . . . . . All them

You Know You're An E.m.t. Or Paramedic If:
1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. 3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. 4) Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash (Rollover). 5) You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. 6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. 7) You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. 8) You have your weekends off planned for a year. 9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. 10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located. 11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time." 12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably. 13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form. 14) You believe anyone who says, "I only

You Know
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2 You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13 You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your ho

~you Know If You Are From California If........
Subject: California Living So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Ge

You Know Your From California When....
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.. Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean. You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!! You know how to eat an artichoke. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. Your car has bullet-proof windows. Left is right and right is wrong. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it. You drive to your neighborhood block party. Your family tree contains "significant others." You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. More than clothes come out of the closets. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers. Smoking in your office is not optional. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach. Your children lear

You Know Youre In California When....
All highways into the state say: "no fruits." All highways out of the state say: "Go back." The Terminator is your governor You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. A really great parking space can total

You Know You're In New Jersy If....
Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a State Trooper on the Turnpike. The Trooper walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the side of his head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you'd better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the side of the head with the nightstick. "Whaddya do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT w

You Kinda Went The Opposite Way With That One
So tonight, I had chem lab from 6:45 until what was suppossed to be 9:35, but we got done at 8 cause it's all that stupid safety stuff. Marquette's Chemistry department continues to hire TAs from other countires with huge huge accents, except mine's from Rwanda, so it's sweet. Definitely easier to understand than Sujit. After I got done, I decided to wander over to Casino Night at the AMU. I thought it could be sweet, I was hoping maybe to play some craps. I walked in the front door on the 2nd floor, and there's an arrow pointing in a general direction that says "Casino Night, Ballrooms." So I walk that way, and I'm thinking "where is this thing?" It was really quiet, and I was heading toward the Chapel. The next thing I know, I'm in a group of people who ALL want to meet me and talk to me. "Is this your first time here?" "How are you tonight?" "What's your name?" I'm kinda freaked out. So I keep on walking, and I see pews and a band and lots and lots of crosses. It was definitely s

You Know You're Really Trailer Trash When...
Some old, some new. . . The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You Know You're From Michigan When....
You define summer as three months of bad sledding. You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder. You can identify an Ohio accent. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt. Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. The Big Mac is something that you drive across. You believe that "down south" means Toledo. You bake with soda and drink pop. You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right. Your Little League baseball game was snowed out. You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac". The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week. You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell. Your favori

You Know You Want To!
CUMMON, UR ALL MY FAVORITE EVVERRR!! k maybe im buttering u up a lil bit hmm...butter i dnt think i want butter all over ya, maybe some ice cream yumm...but that sounds cold...brrrr...... oh yeah point hehe u know whats cumin! COME LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME- SEXIEST EYES CONTEST NEEDS UUUU!!! THANK UUU Click on da pic and leave as many comments as possible!! EZ!!! ~Cindy

You Know The Type...
You know the type. The ones that make your world just a little brighter. The ones that make your heart beat faster every time they look into your eyes. The ones that you lie awake thinking about, and fall asleep to dream about. The ones who make you weak in the knees. The ones who can make your whole day better just by smiling. You know the type. The same type who... Don't even know how much you love them. Don't look at you like they look at other girls. Don't know that you exist. Treat you like one of the guys. Call you when their girl is out with her friends. Don't understand how they make you feel. You'll never have a chance with. You know the type.

You Know You Grew Up In The 90's If...
Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after

~~you Know You Are Italian~~
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for l

You Know Who You Are
I wanted to believe you even though I knew better You didn't respond when I told you how I felt in a letter I wanted to be cautious but it felt so right to hear the words you said and have your arms around me all night You're good at saying the right things too bad you can't follow through I can only blame myself I knew it was too good to be true I'll be more careful next time try not to believe the lies because I don't have the strength to keep letting a part of me die I already had a love who had no time for me I don't need that anymore #1 in someone's heart is where I need to be I don't regret our time together you gave me faith when I had none even though your words were false I now believe it can be done Goodbye and thank you for making me feel better for a little while when I think about us instead of crying I'll try to smile written 2/26/06

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward

You Know Your Born-n-bred In Louisiana
You know your born-n-bred in Louisiana if... Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north and south. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco . Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. You leave a parade with footprints on your hands. You b

You Know You're Puerto Rican When....
You Know You're Puerto Rican When.... You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or "chancletas" ...leather ones! You know your mom is sneaking up on you cause you can hear her "chancletas" flapping on the linoleum floor. Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment. You've ever called linoleum floor a "rug" You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the "chuletas." You say "Vamoj pa' encima" or "mete mano" instead of "Let's get started." You got scared whenever someone mentioned "el CUUUCO"!!! You remember every Christmas those "aguinaldos" that abuela used to sing for you. You've gone to titi's house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room. You know someone who owns a conga, bongos and/or a cowbell. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on the tv and under the tv. You have a porcelain cat/dog/rooster or frog on a doilie in your livin

You Know Your From Long Island If………………………….
You know your from Long Island if…………………………. Jones Beach is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED Billy Joel said it best "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore or A cool girl from the South Shore "What’s the big deal about the Hamptons? If you’re not from Long Island or NYC, you’re not from New York You don’t go to Manhattan, you go to the "City" You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica…" You never realize you have an accent until you leave. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. You curse. A lot! Is Huntington really that cool? You’ve been to Utopia at least once. The damn geese are everywhere! If your parents didn’t, your grandparents lived in the city. At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. You walk around the mall aimlessly. You drive around you town with your friends, and that’s the most exciting part of

You Know Your From Nyc When...
You Know You're From New York City When... You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple". The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You consider Westchester "upstate". You think Central Park is "nature." You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it�s a "steal." You've been to New Jerse

You Know What I Hate?
*Disclaimer: to no one in particular When a guy calls me "ma" or "mami". I know a lot of girls think that's cute, but I don't. I'm not your mother. Just because I'm Puerto Rican doesn't mean I wanna hear that shit, cause I sure's hell ain't gonna call you Papi, because ... you're not my father. So. I hope that's clear.

You Know Your Kid Has Picked Up Your Kink When.....
(as a disclaimer I want to say that by no means I want to disrespect kids in any way... I am a mother and I take my kid seriously... but this is kind of funny, so I hope no one gets offended by this blog) • The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers. Your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers. • You go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built entirely of Legos. • You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter. • They hand you the body harness and leash that they used as toddlers when it's time to go shopping. • Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store. • You tell them they're too old to spank and they try to assure that they aren't. • Your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen while the other children played in the room. • You yell out to your son to come and do his chore

You Know Its True!!!
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You Know What Fuck This....
sorry, you're rating too fast -- ignored! This is a fucking joke mike creates a site based on rates and rank and then bitches about it and tries to change it. I don't have time to sit and wait to make sure I don't "rate too fast"! But yet someone can sponsor happy hour and rack in the points so as long as your paying mike your allowed to get all the points you want. Hmmm why not just do away with the points completly and become another myspace oh wait thats right then no one would be paying to support mike!

You Know You Are From Michigan If...
You know ur from Michigan if... 1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. 8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop. 9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 13. Your little league game was snowed out. 14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance. 15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. 16. Traveling coast-to-coast mean

You Know I Love Ya Right?
My cute foot is in a tattoo contest! that is on miss hazels page :D... so please stop by and drop some comments please... :D xoxoxo... luv ya all... ♥Ellie Click on the picture to vote! Thank you :D xoxoxoxo

You Know You Are A Geek When.....
someone told me this joke today... Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot. Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there. Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore." and the first thing out of my mouth was "wait....invisible man isn't DC..."

You Know, Crow Tastes Just Like Foot
Good Morning and how are you?... I am ok myself. Sort of still licking my wounds after being a bad boy last night. You know you would think I would not like the taste of my own foot… But apparently just ever so often I have to re-enter it into my mouth just to make sure I remember the taste of it. It all started out, I am thinking you want to hear this because I am telling you, but just sit tight and I do not need judging because I already was and made up for it but crow does not always taste good. Especially the foot version of it. So it all started out two nights ago. Mandy emailed me that she did not want her mother or I to be mad at her and she apologized, but she was caught cheating on a test and failed it. No problem… Apparently the test was in Spanish and it was her first year in Spanish and taking it in the 12th grade sucks, taking Spanish in any grade sucks… but as a senior to many things are going on, and Spanish is not one of them. Plus I have other issues on learning foreig

You Know When You're --hispanic When.....
im puertorican and spainard so i can right this lol You Know When You're --HISPANIC When..... You put your clean pots in the oven for storage Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you You call all cereal "con flay" You call any sneaker "tenis" You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick You need that piece of cake before you leave the party You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday "La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday

You Know You're From Massachusetts If...
Yes I was born in Massachusetts and have lived there a few times and have friends and family that live there thought I would share it here...LOL YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF... 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter"R" as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12 Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't f

You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long.....
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sgt Fabe Date: Feb 27, 2007 5:22 PM Add your own line at the bottom and pass it along! You know you've been in Iraq too long..... # When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" # Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # Driving around in SUVs with weapons pointed out the windows and forcing cars off the road seems very normal to you # You can put your body armor and helmet on in the dark in under 5 seconds # When you actually get excited to get a package that contains 3 pair of socks, 12 bars of soap and a Victoria Secret Catalog # Your idea of sex is 20 minutes of Instant Messaging with your wife on the computer, OK, 10 minutes, who are you kidding? # You make the new guy show you his count down timer just to make you feel better abou

You Know This.
You Are 80% Gentleman You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners. Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?

You Know You're Old When...
Passing this along, made me feel old, lol. 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and >>"breakup." >> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids >>next door won't turn down the stereo. >> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around >>you. >> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's >>leftovers. >> > 15. Sleeping on the couch make

You Know You Want To Know
Alright now I know all girls get this same question from men and I am sure that men get the same damn question, I am just sick of hearing it right now. I am sick of people finding my profile and automatically thinking that I am going to open myself to them fully and tell them everything and then hop on my cam and give them a fun little show. Damn, people people people, think for a damn second before you open your tasteless little mouths alright? I dont mind the question as much if I talk to you first, dont make it the first thing you ask me or the only thing you ask me for that matter. So what is this question of which I speak? What Turns You On? Well, let me sum up some of this for the people who are going to read this and save you the trouble of asking. 1- Men in eyeliner turn me on like you would not even believe 2 - Long hair is a huge turn-on there is just something about having that hair to pull 3 - Watching people 4 - Hearing people gett off 5 - Having my

You Know You're From Detroit When...
You Know You're From Detroit When... You call McNichols 6 Mile You pronounce Lahser as "Lasher" You add an "s" on Livernois You own a pair of gators in a variety of colors Your gators match your suit (pink, purple, green, etc.) You`ve had to wait forever for the DOT bus Your car payment is higher than your rent You outfit cost more than your car payment You get your nails and hair done every week just to go to the mall You can do any of the 3,000 hustles You take ballroom hustle lessons You airbrush your toenails You put nail tips and acrylic on your toenails You`re familiar with the term "Dress to Impress" You can find a cabaret on any given Saturday of the year You listen to Mason in the morning on 102.7 FM You know the words to "Hello Detroit" by Sammy Davis Jr. You are mad about the Joe Louis Statue (the fist) in the middle of Jefferson Your neighborhood church is across the street or next door to a liquor store AND a Chines

You Know Your My Friend
i'm writing this for one special lady out there in cherry land. you know your my friend and i would do anything for you. when your down i have a shoulder for you to cry on. when your happy and want to tell someone about it i'm here to listen and be happy with you. when your bored i will find a way to perk you up and when you find that special person to fall in love with and if it's not me then i will still be happy because your love that you showed me will all ways be mine and i will be happy that someone feeled that void in your heart. but rember this no matter were we go or were we are i'm your friend and you hold a specail spot in my heart.

You Know You Are From New York When
March 7 2007 You know you are from New York when Category: Life YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. YOU GET READY TO ORDER DINNER EVERY NIGHT AND MUST CHOOSE FROM THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS WHICH ARE: CHINESE, ITALIAN, MEXICAN OR INDIAN. YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE. YOU TAKE THE TRAIN HOME AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ON THE PLATFORM THE DOORS WILL OPEN THAT WILL LEAVE YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EXIT STAIRWAY. YOU KNOW WHAT A "REGULAR" COFFEE IS. IT'S NOT 'MANHATTAN' - IT'S THE "CITY". THERE IS NO NORTH AND SOUTH. IT'S "UPTOWN" OR "DOWNTOWN." IF YOU'RE REALLY FROM NEW YORK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF WHERE NORTH AND SOUTH ARE.... (AND EAST OR WEST IS "CROSSTOWN"!) YOU CROSS THE STREET ANYWHERE BUT ON THE CORNERS AND YOU YELL AT CARS FOR NOT RESPECTING YOUR RIGHT TO DO IT. YOU MOVE 3,000 MILES AWAY, SPEND 10 YEARS LEARNING THE LOCAL LANGUAGE AND PEOPLE STILL KNOW YOU

You Know You're From St. Louis When....
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. "Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks. You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone. You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40. You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread. You know what "Party Cove" is, and where the "lake" is. You still can't believe the Arena is gone. Your first question to a new person is, "Where did you go to High School?" Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash." You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's. You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's. You'll pay for your kid to go to college unless they want to go

You Know You're Falling
1 - as soon as you get online-whos name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat everytime u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... Repost this as"6 signs you're falling 4 someone

You Know You're Stressed When...
You Know You're Too Stressed If... You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You can hear mimes. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly. Things become "Very Clear." You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand. The less sense matter and matter is more than sense. You and Reality file for divorce. You can skip without a rope. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You Know Who You Are!
Part Of My World You're someone very special in my life You've always tried to help make everything right with my world. You've been there to laugh with me, to be proud of me, and to be happy for all the good things in my life. And even more importantly, you've shared my disappointments, and listened as I worked out my thoughts and feelings, about things that have troubled me. You're a very important part of my world, and you always will be. So I want to thank you now, and tell you that I hope everything will always be right with your world too - because I love you.

You Know Who You Are
I Have an Angel Not in the sky, But here, on Earth. Just outside of my hometown. I do admit, She brings me pain. But She's the only one, That CAN keeps me sane. She makes me laugh. She makes me smile. She makes me feel like , i could just cry. As long as I have her in my WORLD. The pain and joy will always be worth my while. For there is No Fear of an Angel. If I were to some day awake. And she was to have disapeared And never too reapear. I don't know what I would do. For losing her. "Is always my biggest Fear!" Besos para ti my Angel I have only this one FEAR in my whole WORLD

You Know Your From The I.e. When
You know you're from the Inland Empire IF... 1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem. 2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951. 3. Everyone is in a band. 4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here. 5. You hook up with someone on Friday night and Saturday morning you have 10 missed calls from people that already heard about it. 6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school 7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", and "Victimville" to refer to places 8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer and guard it with your life 9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out 10. Every Jetta you see has a roxy sticker on the back 11. The whos gonna drive to get more booze conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s 12. You try to act as white trash as possible but your parents live in million dollar houses and driv

You Know Your From Cali When??
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You drive to your neighborhood block party. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. You can eat a different ethnic food for every meal. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. You don't stop at a

You Know Your From New York....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK WHEN... 1. YOU'RE 39 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 2. YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AV AILABL E. 3. YOU TAKE THE TRAIN HOME AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ON THE PLATFORM THE DOORS WILL OPEN THAT WILL LEAVE YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EXIT STAIRWAY. 4. YOU KNOW WHAT A "REGULAR" COFFEE IS. 5. IT'S NOT 'MANHATTAN'; IT'S THE "CITY." 6. THERE IS NO NORTH AND SOUTH. IT'S "UPTOWN" OR "DOWNTOWN." IF YOU'RE REALLY FROM NEW YORK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF WHERE NORTH AND SOUTH ARE.... (AND EAST OR WEST IS "CROSS-TOWN"!) 7. YOU CROSS THE STREET ANYWHERE BUT ON THE CORNERS AND YOU YELL AT CARS FOR NOT RESPECTING YOUR RIGHT TO DO IT. 8. YOU MOVE 3,000 MILES AWAY, SPEND 10 YEARS LEARNING T HE LOC AL LANGUAGE AND PEOPLE STILL KNOW YOU'RE FROM BROOKLYN THE MINUTE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 10. YOU RETURN AFTER 10 YEARS AND THE FIRST FOODS YOU WANT ARE A "REAL" PIZZA AND A "REAL" BAGE

You Know You Want To Know
Lets hear about you!by noone001. What is Your Name? Amber002. How old are you? 27003. What is the link to your website/blog/myspace? 004. Gender? female... duh005. F you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be? 006. Age you act? depends on what I'm doing007. Grade? A+?008. Age you want to be? 20... would have done A LOT of things differently009. Righty or lefty? rightyLove and stuff010. Single? yep011. Who are you with or who do you want to be with? hmmmm.... that's a secret012. Have you ever been in love and if so how many times? I can only say once for sure013. How many were sexual? hahahaha014. When was the last time you played truth or dare? don't think I've ever played015. Who did you play with? 016. What was the last dare you had to? 017. Do you beleive you should be in love to have sex? no018. How far have you gone? Right at this moment...019. Where are you? my bedroom

You Know
you know that most CHristian people are the most hypicritical people alive..they tend not to practice what they preach..that is the most retarted thing i have ever heard!you can not say you are some way when you can not fallow your own laws!

You Know You Have Grown Up When...
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is

You Know You're A Mom When . . .
You know you're a mom when . . . By Angela Jones 1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on. 2. You have signed a check with a crayon. 3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car. 4. You wipe other kids' noses. 5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin. 6. You have caught spit-up in your hand. 7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse. 8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons. 9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store. 10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart. 11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over. 12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store. 13. You filled up your child's baby book before her fir

You Know Who You Are...
You hurt me. You made me feel like i was worth something and you ripped that all away. You werent willing to sacrafice your time and money on me, but you were all willing to make me sacraifce those for you. You didnt give me the time of day and you never acknowledged me ever, but you can be affectionate and crap with other girls. You said you loved me and that was it it was all talk. I said I loved you and I did something to show that I loved you. Im angry and upset with you. You cant toy with someones feelings, but that doesnt matter to you anyway. My feelings werent taken into consideration when you decided to rip my heart out. I doubt that you will ever read this because you never look at my profile anyway and you hardly read what I write so why am I even writing this? I dont know Im just really angry and upset and I needed something to vent what i was feeling. And i dont know what im doing anymore and it doesnt matter anymore anyway cause i dont matter

You Know You're A Redneck....
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

You Know Who
I know at times things are rough but hey we made it this far, why not keep trying right? I don't know what I would do without you... we have history.how many years now? These past few months haven't been easy in anyway. We are always going to have our differences and thats just part of it. We have grown in our own and we want different things in life but thats one of the things we still need to tweak. Sometimes I just want to give up on trying because I think that it would make things so much easier and then I stop. I look back at all the good times and some of the hard- in your own way you have been there for me thick and thin and I love you for that. No matter where we are or how far apart just remember that i am always thinking of you!

You Know What I Find Funny...
All these people that are high ranked cherries...they use model pics to get them there when all reality it's men that women wouldn't even talk to in real life. Do you really need someone to validate your existence by posting fake pics? I have one of those people in my list but he's actually funny so I keep him around. But you see it all the time and the guys on this site fall for it like o0o she's hot haha. Suckers!!!

You Know Who Ya Are
I Stare at her image on the screen and wonder of the the things shes seen could it be a image of fate or the idea of simple thoughts of late her image dances across the skies my mind wonders is this just or is it simplly a primevil lust vibrations leak from the sceen of her i think site un seen of hair glisting in the sun think of days not yet done the night on the beach full of fun the vison in my mind drifts me off to sleep............

You Know You're In A Redneck Church
You Know You're in a Redneck Church If... >1. ... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a >chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. > >2. ... when the congregation learns that Jesus fed the 5000, they ask >whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch >'em. > >3. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the >offering," five guys and two women stand up. > >4. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church >holiday. > >5. ... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive >truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of". > >6. ... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". > >7. ... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in >the church directory. > >8. ... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too >heavy. > >9. ... the baptis

You Know....you're Right...
In less than a week it will be 13 years since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain. It was the 8th of April 1994... ... while I revel in memory of those good ol days... Words can not express how much I idolized the man and still do, he was a legend and an inspiration, I still miss him like it happened yesterday... I dont expect you all to feel as strongly about this as I do, his music and overall existence was a gift in my life and I will never forget him!!! Peace, love, and empathy P.S. Yes I do think he was killed!!! Credit for this amazing bulletin goes to: Miss Behavior @ CherryTAP Show her some love.

You Know You Wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on friends family and fans! we need your help in this contest, its for best lounge! please if you get 2 minutes can you leave a few comments....i will always return the love! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=607499&albumid=296536&i=3836216224

You Know Who Yo Are Read This!!
throw my life away, like the world does to us everyday, pain is black brutal and sorrow save you'r tears fight for tomarrow, and everlasting hope a current of anger has grown, for only this can make it go away for all of this is my pain i've left you out and brought back in a whole that eats deep under my skin can not be seen by those who dwell on silence live in fear of this life thats been givin to me for what so i can be another stepping stone ripped from ones own self i have nothing left just this one you test to prove nothing for only if there were something a new brighter day darkened by all our mistakes take back for just one day why where we brought here waht can we do can we honestly say life is a treasure that should be cherrished, or is it a crushing blow of reality that we were never meant not meant to be not meant to see our own hostility pave the way for the next generation save us for this pain has rissen escalading new hights brought down by our peers, a new hope of

You Know Who You Are!
I think it's getting to the point where I can be myself again I think it's getting to the point where we have almost made amends I think it's the getting to the point that is the hardest part and if you call, I will answer and if you fall, I'll pick you up and if you court this disaster I'll point you home You think I only think about you when we're both in the same room You think I'm only here to witness the remains of love exhumed You think we're here to play a game of who loves more than whom and if you call, I will answer and if you fall, I'll pick you up and if you court this disaster I'll point you home You think it's only fair to do what's best for you and you alone You think it's only fair to do the same to me when you're not home I think it's time to make this something that is more than only fair so if you call, I will answer and if you fall, I'll pick you up and if you court this disaster I'll point you home But I'm warning you, don't

You Know You're Too Drunk When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO DRUNK WHEN 1) Your job interferes with your drinking. 2) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 3) Career won't progress beyond Senator. 4) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 5) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 6) Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! 7) You can focus better with one eye closed. 8) The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. 9) Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 10) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner! 11) You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 12) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 14) At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

You Know You Want To Read This
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: bothHow often do you like to have sex?: as often as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: noDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: once in a whileHow do you feel about one night stands?: alright,lolHow many one night stands have you had?: twoWhat's your favorite position?: doggyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhere and everywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: dependsHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: not longDo you get off first or do they?: theyDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: depends on how good you areDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for gir

You Knnow What?
i see myself as your CT wifey and i cant help but think that, that's all i'll ever be. you say you love me. yet you push me away? i just don't understand you, and probably never will.. just know that i do love you, even though your playing games.. you say things, but i never know the truth. you dedicated a song to me, but now you pull away i'll just never understand your true feelings, i guess i never will..

You Know You Are In Ems When....
1. You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2. You have ever restrained someone and it wasn't a sexual experience. 3. You believe that 50% of people of a waste of good air. 4. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash/rollover. 5. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. 6. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. 7. You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection it's located at. 8. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide....getting it right the first time. 9. You think caffeine should be available in IV form. 10. People flag you down on the street for directions to the strangest places....and you know where they are located. 11. You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body. 12. You walk into social situations and people think it's high comedy to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you

You Know You Can!!!
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You Know Who You Are
A simple mistake , Is it to late ? I acted in haste , I tested our fate, You said that you wanyed to , do you still want to ? You said it could be love , i think it could do , your iin my thoughts , always on my mind , I wake to dreams , of you in my life , But its gone , When will it be us again , when is it my chance , for a new beging?. When can I touch you , the way that we planed to , Why do I dream , and think always of you , when will it be us , I feel so traped , in plans that i made , days I cant escape , Im wating on you , do you still want me to ? i ment what I said , I ment what I want , I love you so much , and its still what I want ,

You Know You Are From Corpus Christi When . . .
1. People call it "Corpus." 2. Flour Bluff is considered another town. 3. Calallen is considered "out of town". 4. People remember hurricanes fondly. 5. A big concert for us is some dude or band from the 1980's playing at Concrete Street ("T" Head) and everyone goes. 6. We get excited if a new restaurant opens in town -- even if it's an IHOP. 7. You spend 5-7 years at Del Mar for that associates degree. 8. Going for a cruise means driving down Ocean Drive. 9. You know by heart what a #1 or a #7 is at Whataburger. 10. You remember fondly when Ray first went to state in "56" and when Ray and Miller won state in 1959 and 1960 - and still talk about it like it was only yesterday. 11. You consider yourself a "Texan" or a "Buc". 12. Landry's and Joe's Crabshack are considered upscale restaurants. 13. You camp out with your family on Leopard Street for 4 days to get primo seats for the Buc Days parade. 14. There's a known difference between the HEB's. 15. You claim you want to

You Know...
I went to college and got a degree in Journalism. I didn't find out how much I hated journalism until the second-to-last semester, but there you go. (I didn't really care what I was taking at the time because I had depression.)Now I see all the media vultures swooping down on VA Tech and am reminded of one reason why I don't like journalism. If it were me, I wouldn't want to go there in their time of grief to ask inane questions. And if one of my friends or relatives was killed, I certainly wouldn't want to answer the inane questions.It's like the movie Killer Tomatoes Strike Back (the only killer tomatoes movie I despise). All news people were shown to be blood-sucking leeches who (fortunately) were zombie-fied by the evil Professor Gangrene.tag: news, journalism, VA Tech-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

You Know You're Living In 2007
You know you're living in 2007 When..... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "1' to get an outside line 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to et long-service awards. 13. You read this entire list, and kep

You Know You Have Been In Iraq Too Long When....
You know you've been in Iraq too long when... When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) You take the time to add your lines to this list You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and Â½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scenes You drink the

You Know Your Hearts Breaking
You know your hearts breaking when you are to hurt and dont have enough energy to go to your favorite store. I lost the most important thing in my life today. Now i feel like my whole world has crashed all around me. My mom just went to walmart and I LOVE going to walmart. But since i now have a broken heart to deal with i dont have the energy to mess with going to walmart. I guess im also spending every moment i can to myself to cry and get my thoughts in order. But how can I get my thoughts in order when my worlds still crashing down around me? How do I fix this? How do I show him I love him? How do I show him I would never do anything to hurt him? How do I show him hes the only one for me? That if I cant be with him I dont want to be with anyone? I dont want to give up on him. I love him and dont want to lose him. Ill always love him but dont have a clue how to show it. No I dont expect anyone to actually answer. I dont expect any comments on this. I just need to get thoughts out. L

You Know What I Love?
When I spend twenty five fucking dollars on a new monroe stud and then I lose the stupid thing while redoing my make-up. That's the second fucking one I've lost in two days. If I didn't have such chubby cheeks maybe I wouldn't have to wear it loose and then I wouldn't lose shit. I hate my face.

You Know This Is Goin To Tell Who My Friends Are
I'M IN A CONTEST , AND I WILL SEE WHOM HAS MY BACK PER SAY , I HAVE HELPED MANY , AND I WILL BE CLEANIN OUT MY FRIENDS LIST WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER WITH , I CAN CARELESS ABOUT LOSIN POINTS , JUST I WILL KNOW MY FRIENDS , AND HUGGS CHERIE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND Buried at PhotoCasket.com

You Know Your Having A Bad Day When,...
YOU KNOW YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN,...BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU,YOU BREAK A NAIL,YOUR BOSS DOESN'T FIRE YA,BUT HITS ON YOU,...YOU BREAK A NAIL,STUB YOUR TOE,BREAK A HEEL,CELL PHONE DIES,YOU GET PULLED OVER,WHEN YOU ARE HORNY AND YOU HAVE ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ALL AROUND YOU THAT TEASE YOU BUT WON'T PLEASE YOU,WHEN YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN,YOUR PERIOD STARTS AND THE CONDOM BREAKS,AND IT IS ONLY MONDAY DOES THIS DAY END,...???

You Know Yer A Townie When...
Alright focus up here people.....cuz i'm gonna give you all a little lesson on what a townie is......ready? If you drive around and look for stuff to kill...then just end up throwing what you kill on the side of the road.........YER A TOWNIE! If you own a John deer shirt, and a John Deer hat, and where them together and think you look cool......YER A TOWNIE! If you think that food from hucks qualifies as dinner....YER A TOWNIE!!!! If the highlight of your day is seeing whats going on up-town that night...YER A TOWNIE! If you wear any of the following things more than 1 day a week: wranglers, steel toe boots, overalls, John Deer clothing, confederate flag anything, CONGRADULATIONS YER A MAJOR TOWNIE If you say Crick instead of creek, or Warshed instead of washed, YER A TOWNIE If going skinny dipping is yer idea of bathing....YER GROSS...AND A TOWNIE!!!!!!! IF Heyworth Football = life.....YER A TOWNIE! If one of your hobbies is opossum stompin...YER A TOWNIE!

You Know You Are Living In 2007
when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you ar

You Know You Wanna
So here I have two contests. Both end on May 3rd. This first picture all I need from you is a simple rate and comment. Just one comment, and just a rate. That's All. (Battle of the sexes contest) In this second contest, bombing is allowed. And I am offering gifts. To ask about the gifts, my page link is at the bottom of the bulliten so send me a shout =) This is HELLCAT. This is who I want to be my competition in part two of the Battle of the sexes contest so make sure you check her out as well. One comment, one rate. All she needs. Thanks!

You Knew You Could Hurt Me...
You knew you could hurt me You knew I could be torn apart You knew I would fall for ur art You really saw nothing in me But you put words into my head You tried to push me around You tried to bring me down You said I love you And you said you meant it You thought I believed you But I had you tricked You thought I was desperate You thought I wanted your dick But now I laugh at you For the pain you think you caused Cause this is the plan That you had all along I was ready for the day That was to come I wish I would have told you To go get a gun I don't care what you do I don't care who you screw Your life is pathetic And noone will help you Don't think your sad story Is gonna effect people They could care less That your such a mess It's your own fault For having no brains So quit acting like your something And get in the game

Youknowwhyhowwhen
There's a smile on my screen. Secretly familiar. It keeps me sane. When I'm buried in text. When I'm overrun by life. I just turn to that sad... distant... content smile. It hurts sometimes. But I'm forgetting when it wasn't in my heart.. I'm forgetting a time- where I could live without her. Some day... I'll get what I deserve. But some day sooner- I'll get more than that. Hopefully every day after. So much more than what I deserve... Smile for me... you know the one. It breaks my heart but in a good way.

You Know You Sigh Too Much
you know you sigh too much at the things your son has done when he begins to sigh when he does something he shouldnt. before you find out lmao. also my sweetie is in a contest please be kind and vote and commnet him. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=87807&albumid=335980&i=347456548

You Know What I Really Hate?
When my best friend calls me in tears because of a stupid fucking guy. So she's talking to this guy and he's all touchy feely on her. He left Sunday to visit his family for two weeks. She calls him tonight to say hi and see how the trip is going. His friend calls her back saying why are you calling him, he's down here visiting his FIANCE! He was like he told you he was engaged. WTF IS THAT SHIT??????? First of all, he never fucking told her that. He was like we should take things slow blah blah blah. Kissing her out in public and shit. I'm so pissed off. You don't treat MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND like that. His ass is grass when he comes back!

You Know Your From Pittsburgh When.....
You Know You're From Pittsburgh When... "Hey Yinz Guyz" is your traditional greeting. You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. You know the location of the following towns, know someone from them and have spent time there: Monongahela, Altoona, Bethlehem, Ligonier, Harmony, and Wilmerding. You've memorized lines from the movie "Flashdance". If you're a guy, your biggest fear is seeing your best friend drive into the "fruit loop". You're second biggest fear is seeing him drive out with Kordel Stewart. If you're a girl, you're biggest fear is getting hit on by a hairy-chested man, heavily weighted in gold chains, who refers to his friends as "junior" at Chauncey's. Your latest cultural experience: On your way to partying at Slippery Rock University, having to stop your car to let the Amish buggy cross the street. As your out-of-town friends brag about their latest trips to Europe, you think to yourself, "Polish Hill will suffice." Yo

You Know What They Say About Cute
if your cute then your not sexy enough to date... if your hansome your on my mind but after that bad boy across the street and the milk man and the plumber and so on and so on.... if your addorable then its you can touch me but no date no sex and deffinately no telling anyone you touched me... sexy: now you get a date and if you play your cards right she'll let you walk her to the door opps no kiss shake hands buddy... hot: now you get the date the walk to the door the kiss and a good night.. dreamy: one ive never heard well yes i did but that was a long time ago and she and i are no longer married this means you get multible date you can walk her into the house hell you even get sex... the one: well that pretty much sums it up with the name you get it all so go ahead player but you better stay on your game or she'll rip out your heart lol... so now you know how i feel about the word cute lmao

You Know Your A Stripper When- And From Personal Experience This Shit Is True!
You Know You're A Stripper Whenâ€¦ *You are in a public place, and a guy calls out your stage name, as you start to respond you realize he's not even talking to you *You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's going to take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet *You buy scented hand sanitizer in bulk, and you use it not only on your hands but your whole body. *You buy baby wipes in bulk, and you don't have any kids *You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dance floor *You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup - one for your 'regular' self and one for your 'stripper' self *12pm is a REALLY early hour to wake up *6am is a normal hour to go to bed *Your pet has glitter in its fur *Your body creaks more than your grandmother's *Your selection of costumes, high heels and makeup competes with that of a drag queen *You unconsciously start swiveli

You Know You're A Mom When...
You Know You're a Mom When... In celebration of Mother's Day, here's a list of some of the funniest 'symptoms' of motherhood. By Angela Jones 1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on. 2. You have signed a check with a crayon. 3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car. 4. You wipe other kids' noses. 5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin. 6. You have caught spit-up in your hand. 7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse. 8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons. 9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store. 10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart. 11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over. 12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the gr

You Know Who You Are !!!
Once agian my life turns upside down > Its Crazy how shit works in life . The one i have always wanted has walked back into my life and bang everything flips upside down on me agian . The love of my life seems to still love me , shes so close to touch and still so far away . I just hope she realizes that she will always be my one true love !!!!!!

You Know What.....
i am seriously beginning to think that relationships are overrated in my life. I am talking about having an emotional attachment to someone of the opposite sex. I have tried....i have forgiven, forgiven again, given second chances and third chances only to be continually walked on. I used to have these dreams of being the little league dad, with a wife and family. right now i dont care if i stay single the rest of my life. i have a luxury however of having sisters that one day will no doubt have children. i can be a little league uncle. when i get tired of the little rug rats i can send them back home. i think my new focus will be to securing my own future and beginning to enjoy MY life. this will include doing things i want to do and spending time with my family. i am exasperated with the bullshit of trying to rebuild a one sided relationship with no kind of joy or satisfaction for myself. call it selfish but there comes a time when you gotta say "whats in it for me?" so far

You Know Who You Are
i have a secret..... some has stolen something from me....and.....i really don't want them to give it back....i like it, the fact that this person has it... it is my heart...she has it....she took it...i'm infatuated....i'm fallin so hard for her.... i just don't know how to tell her.... i'm scared that she might not be ready to hear this... i mean i can't help it, it just happened i mean she is the one that stole my heart so it is really all her fault! i really must admit that i love letting her have it... i really hope she never lets it go.... i'm falling in love with this girl.....You know who you are.

You Know How Low Can This Person Be And I Will Not Tolerate It Especially By This Person Running His Mouth
subject: all the garbage and ct whores have been removed ( WELL AREN'T You THE THE LOWEST THING ON GODS EARTH )(repost) date: 2007-05-17 01:55:12 I got rid of the garbage Picasso and ride and my clubhouse whores Irma and Witchesbrew.The best choice I ever made thank god. thats right we are and we joined forces with ace2 and we now own our own lounges.THE ROADHOUSE RIDERS CLUB AND THE BLS CLUB. WATCH FOR OUR POSTS U WILL BE SEEING MORE OF OUR CLUBS

You Know
you know a funny thing was said to me tonight,this guy came out of no where and ask me to see my good pictures,i thought i was being good to you all and giveing you something to look at,but i guess i was wrong..i love my picture i love taken them but if all you want is nudes i am sorry i cant do that anymore,he realy made me feel like my other pics were not good i dont like that feeling.i know some of you were here for the nudes you can take me off your list if you want.but i still love my friends also someone riped a pic just after i put it up please ask first thanks lots of love

You Know What's Super Fun?
Asking your mom what her top 10 hottest celebritys are. Her answers were: 10. Pueblo Bryson 9. Sean Connery 8. Michael Jordan 7. Robin Williams 6. Leonardo Decaprio 5. Brat Pitt 4. Steven Segal 3. Anthony Hopkins 2. Clint Eastwood

You Know Your A Dsm'er .........
You Know YOU ARE A DSMer if -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i found this online and thought it was pretty funny. Sitting here reading them saying yup to almost all of them LOL.. 1 = If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic.... 2 = If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case.... 3 = If you've tried to bolt your old 14b onto a riding lawnmower.... 4 = If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch.... 5 = If you have a running tab at the local tranny shop.... 6 = If you go rallying in your daily driver.... 7 = If your driveway has divets in it cause your car never moves.... 8 = If you have a trophy case full of Honda and Mustang emblems... 9 = If you eat "rice" for dinner.... 10 = If people recognize your car by the sound of it's lifter tick.... 11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has 1 more octane point. 12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty eve

You Know You Have
Played Too Much "Resident Evil" When: 20.) You have completed each and every game of "Resident Evil" (even Survivor) more than two times. Ref: Self explanitory. 19.) You think any blonde guy named Albert is an asshole. Ref: In all "Resident Evil" games, Albert Wesker is an ass to anyone he comes across. 18.) You have a tattoo of the Umbrella symbol. Ref: A white and red Umbrella, which is seen throughout the "Resident Evil" games. 17.) Your dog's name is Cerebus. Ref: In "Resident Evil" games, Cerebuses are Zombie dogs. 16.) When life gets tough or not the way you want it, you look for a typewriter so you can "tune out and take a break." Ref: In all "Resident Evil" games, you save your progress through a typerwriter, so you can finish later. 15.) You can quote every line from "Resident Evil" and "Resident Evil: Apocalypse." Ref: Both Resident Evil movies. 14.) You have a Resident Evil character on your site SOMEWHERE! Ref: Self explanitory. 13.)

You Know Who You Are :)
I hate a fake ass bitch , they smile in your face and act like they like you but if your ass ain't around all they do is talk bad about you. If you don't like me tell me to my face or send a email if you don't think you can say it to me sheesh. I don't want any fake whores in my life so do not ask me for nothing , do not even ask for my help cause right now I could care less about you and I honestly hope that I never have to see your face again , you know who you are you fake ass BITCH! You act like this whole Cherrytap thing is a damn contest on who can get the most points so you show your ass and everything else to people and I was told what you said about how you want more points than me , that was so funny , this is the INTERNET so whether or not you have more points than anyone it still won't change the fact that you are a sorry ass bitch.I regret ever telling you about this site because since I have you have changed you think all you need in life is stupid ass fake comp

You Know Who You Are-
We spoke to each other on this one night, and i hope you will listen to it- because you know -- like you said sweety- every song has a meaning. and this one does. you know you have me for life - and you know you will not be let down. And i will not use you the way the others have, and trust-- you dont need to worry- i have friends yes- but no one has my heart-

You Know You Are From Oregon When...
You know you're from Oregon when... I got sent one of those funny, random lists that reminds me know how hilarious it is to be an Oregonian (mostly from the Portland Metro Area). I thought I would share a few golden ones. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans in the trash. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers." You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or people from Californi

You Know Who You Are!!!!
My so called friend I have loved you to pieces Fed you with caring and nurturing Accept you in my life like you have always been a part of it I have fought for you Take you with my two hands beyond reasonable doubt Loved you to a fault I introduced you to my family Treat your family of my own Breathed the air you breath Eat what you are, gave you what I eat And what did I get? I am accused of being untrue I am accused of being a user I’ve been judged without fair trial That all the favor I did was a way to buy friends My family had undergone malicious judgement And I thought I found a friend I was condemned, I was discouraged, I was stepped until I’m broken I have been taken for granted and been silent For talking means nothing for me but a useless way of reasoning for unreasonable consequences. But you never stopped, after years you still judged me. You still think that all I did was a scheme to destroy and use you. While you are the one who is trying until

You Know Who You Are
TO THE DUMB MOTHER FUCKER WHO REPORTD THE CRACK FOTO AS NSFW ... FUCK YOU ! IT WAS AN INCH AND A HALF OF BUTT CRACK IN JEANS ...HOW IS THAT NSFW ? ARE YOU THAT FUCKN JEALOUS THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR THREE TON TESSY FLABBY FLAT ASS (THAT WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS A WOMAN AND THIS WILL BE TOWARDS A MAN , NOT SURE WHO DID IT) OR THAT PATHETIC TWO INCH WORM THAT SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOMS FILTHY BROWN EYE THAT YOU ACTUALLY CALL A PENIS ? GO BACK TO MYSPACE YA FUCK ! OTHER THAN THAT ASSHOLE , I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT WEEKEND ! ITS FINALY RAINING , I HOPE ENOUGH TO STOP THE WATER RESTRICTIONS . THEY KINDA SUCK . WELL KDDIES , IM OFF TO THE JETSETTERS LOUNGE . ANY ONE IN THE LAKE WORTH AREA STOP BY AND HAVE A DRINK .

You Know You're From Kansas When...
1. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. 2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity; he's your neighbor.) 3. You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk. 4. Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away and you can still see him from your front porch. 5. You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Cimarron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Olathe and Osawatomie. 6. Going on vacation means going to Hutch to the fair or to Abilene to Ike's museum. 7. A traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. 8. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F10 4x4 is. (Except in Johnson County) 9. You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. 10. The terms Sooners and Huskers cause hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise. 11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fi

You Know That Feeling...
You know that feeling when you've cried too much and you just go numb? you're throat starts to clench and you're head freezes.. you feel like you're going to vomit but nothing comes out, you want to scream at the top of your lungs but totally forgot what you're even crying about; because you're life is so shit and you don't know what problem is worse; you cannot compare your problems to another one of your problems, because everything just SUCKS. you know that feeling when you're so depressed you've had the worst night, there's a weird feeling in your chest; is my heart breaking? or have my lungs stopped breathing? am i alive? alive enough to feel like i mean something upon this earth? you know that feeling where your whole body gets dizzy, you lose your balance, as soon as you lose your head. you're crazy because there's too much wrong, you want something to go right for once, this crap has been going on for too long. and you know that feeling when

You Know You're A Nurse If...
You know you're a nurse if... You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock. Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?", you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You refuse to watch ER because it's too much like the real thing and triggers "flash backs." You check the ca

You Know Your Not Cool Anymore When ?
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at Her ears. The pattern on your shorts and couch match. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend. You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day. When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate. When jogging is something you do to your memory. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working. All the cars behind you flash their headlights. You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your

You Know Your In Trouble When!!
1. Your wife says "Good morning Bill" & your name is Wally. 2. You put your bra on backwards, & it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention, and they put you on hold. 4. The car horn goes off accidentally, & remains stuck while you're following a group of Hell's Angels. 5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 6. You wake face down on the footpath. 7. You see a '60 Minutes' team waiting in your office. 8. You want to put on clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any. 9. You put on the news, & they're showing emergency routes out of the city. 10. The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat. 11. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 12. You walk to work & then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose (even more embarrassing if you're a woman!) 13. You call your answering service, and they tell you it's none of your business. 14. Your blind date turns out to be your wife.

You Know You`re From Wisconsin If
You know you`re from Wisconsin if... The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place. Your best shirt has a big letter G on it. You know how to polka, but never tried it sober. FFA was the most popular club in high school. You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it was. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between ceremony and the reception. You know that there is no 'r' in Wausau . You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday. You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving. You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm. You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign. You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it Wes-con-sin. You own at least one cheese head. You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding. You know that Kauk

You Know You Are A Child Of The 80s When...
You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody

You Know Me!
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You Know You Are From Alabama When...
*I identify with too much of this. lol* You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football. You go to Gulf Shores every summer. You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama. You would much rather visit Florida than California. You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?" A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke. You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart. You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again." You can properly pronounce Arab, Eufaula, Opelika, Loachapoka, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta. You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway. You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are s

You Know You're From Missouri If:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MISSOURI IF: You've never met any celebrities. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. "Vacation" means driving through Arnold or going to Branson. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. You measure distance in minutes. Down south to you means Tennessee. You know several people who have hit a deer. You think Missouri is spelled with an "a" at the end. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. You know in your heart that Mizzou c

You Know You Wanna!!!!! So Just Do It Dont Regret It!
CLUB FANTASIA IS LOOKING FOR 2 DJ'S AND A PROMOTIONS TEAM PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED WE HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO HANG...GREAT PPL AND....GREAT MUSIC....ALOT OF FUN SO IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THAT LET ME KNOW...SERIOUS PPL ONLY PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO JOIN THE PARTY OR THIS LINK TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ~KeRrY~OwNeR oF cLuB fAnTaSiA~sHaNs WiFe~MaStReSs ChErRy SnAtChEr~rockstar~@ CherryTAP

You Know You’re Living In 2007 When… 1. You Accidentally Enter Your Password On The Microwave. 2. You Haven’t Played Solitaire With Real Car
You know you’re living in 2007 when… 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you kn

You Know Youre Getting Older When....
YOU KNOW YOURE GETTING OLDER WHEN.... * Your potted plants stay alive. * Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. * You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. * You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. * You carry an umbrella. * You watch the Weather Channel. * Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. * You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. * Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' * You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. * Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. * You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. * Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. * You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds. * Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. * You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. * Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beg

You Know You Wanna
im starting a contest..its north vs south vs east vs west.... i need 1 person from each side..so thats a total of 4 ppl... the gift will be a big pimpin gift of your choice (maybe the mansion if i have enough but no promises) contest starts as soon as i get my 4 ppl.. it will run for 1 week from the start date.. also when inquiring pls let me know what side you are representing..thanks rules are 1.you must have a salute to enter. 2.no body thats is new may bomb your contest or you will be deleted 3.you must live on the side you are representing and tell me what state 4.and you have to rate and fan the host LOVLYMOM (CLUB F.A.R)~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~CT WIFE TO ALMOND JOY@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'mysticaldreams~Owner mysticdreams~ place~Proud member of the confederate bombers family of CT~' on '2007-06-23 16:48:01')

You Know Your Living In 2007 When....
YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2007 WHEN.... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse

You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 3
Dear God..I guess some people don't understand fads and the whole "ghetto/thug look"...for one lets start with the idiots who think they can impress a woman by completely facking themselves out...if you like rock in roll and that is you bag than hey like what you like but if you are trying change yourself from that to country you need to be slapped with the instruments of your favorite rock band you spineless bastard...not only do you look like a complete imbecile in you rhinestone cowboy get up..you are an embarassment to all cowboys and good ol boys..so do us all a favor and drop dead before that corncob up your ass sprouts.... now we move on to ghetto wear...which is too pricey to be considered ghetto..because ghetto means broke folks and how can you be broke folks buying expensive clothing??? you going in to get your welfare fucking check dressed in: The Rundown $50 dollar shirt plus $60 dollar jersey $85 dollar pants 2 to 3 sizes to big $100+ shoes oh and lets not for

You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 2
disclaimer:: don't take offense to this..its a rant so read laugh at your family members smack a cow and enjoy! Ok it has been a while for the second coming of what the fuck theatre...just kidding...the first one was about the puppies..boobs..breast if you are a fucking nerd...tits if you a redneck..girls if you are my friend kindra..since i am not kindra and I rather say puppies than fuck goddamm there ya have it puppies for young women 17 - 30 if there are nice now if they are packing some monsters we have the rottweilers(i know its wrong shuddup) for black super busty women...the pit bulls for some white women and pretty much everyone else and the classic pugs for saggy big older women...there ya go thats the end of the first part now lets get crack-a-lacking on Part DEUCE Bitches!!!!! Yes i have to take about clothing on the wrong people aka that shit don't belong on you or near you or coming out your fucking mouth...you have seen them big gurls in lil girls shirts and ski

You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 1
Ok Ladies and Gentlemen..Let me pose some questions: how concern are women with large breast bout the unwanted attention they recieve from men with no kind of manners? let me explain..you get a nice looking woman, chick, girl, female, or what have you that happens ro be of the female persuasion..anyhow.she nice looking with natural large breast (fony balloonis for some who like theirs on the operated side.) she has them all out served up looking like a delicious dessert..do you stare and oogle a booble or pay it no mind? thats like posing the question to a woman saying if clothes were made to make men sex like open crotch jeans that showed the junk would they look..I mean the rope and 2 ton bowling balls just a hanging and a swinging in open view..now what if that guy was packing a Monstro the Pussy Killer and Thrilla..You'd look no denying the fact that its there for your viewing pleasure and fantasyfulfilment..i am not knocking women with small breast..i love all breast all shapes an

You Know Who The Fuck You Are!
I love it how these guys get on my page and throw the 5 and 6 ratings, instead of finding something better to do with their time...? My page consists of mostly women, all georgous! We share funny conversation and comments and there are a few that I am quite close to. So MF's, don't be jealous of my page because you have no class, no style or no skills! >atcha BIOTCHES!

You Know You're A Mother When...
- You count the number of sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they are equal. - You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. - You have time to shave only one leg at a time. - You hide in the bathroom to be alone. - Your child throws up and you catch it. - Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating. - You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance. - You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching. - Your child insists that you read "Once upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office and you do it. - You hire a baby sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids. - You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats. - You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes. - You fast-forward through t

You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long....
When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) You've spent $200 dollars at Haji-mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scenes You drink the water from the tap because you want to drop 20 pounds in two weeks Driving around in SUVs with weapons pointed out the windows and forcing cars off the road seems very normal to you When you actually get excited to get a package that contains 3 pair of socks, 12 bars of soap and a

You Know I'm Going To...
continue hassling you about Sexy Blonde Girl. That girl has continuously held happy hour because she needs fans fans plz party. On a new note, I have new panties. Just thought you all should know why I'm content today. If you had new panties, you'd be content, too.

You Know You Wanna...
Feel me inside you making you wetter with every thrust... as i grab your thigh pushing myself deeper inside you as i cum..... flicking your nipple with my tongue.... i bite your neck as you drag your nails down my back... i slowly pull out and kiss my way to your sweet pussy... sucking and licking your wetness as i slip my finger inside you.... pushing and licking...slowly you grab my shoulder and your pillow... as your body tenses up...your pussy is so wet... like peaches 'n' cream.... i push harder as you cum.... you moan softly as your body begins to relax... and i lay next to you holding you in my arms.... as you look up at me so sweetly and we kiss... your lips are warm and salty as you pull away while biting my bottom lip....i tell you i love you and with an "i love you too baby"...you turn over with my arm over you and fall asleep....

You Know Ur Livin ..........
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work : Alaska ------------------------------------------- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness : 28% (now get this...) ------------------------------------------- The percentage of

You Know What Sucks?
You know what sucks? Well... the Cardinals are right now, for one. But what REALLY sucks is how people in St. Louis drive. NOBODY'S cars came equipped with blinkers. They are an optional feature in the St. Louis area. I have also found that we have 5 million people in the metro area- and not one single person, besides myself, knows that unless you're passing- you shouldn't be riding in the left lane. I HATE ST. LOUIS DRIVERS! God bless xanax... without it, there would be a lot more road rage!

You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 3
Ok Ok its been quite sometime since i have written one of these. I think I left off on thugs and thug wannabes.. of yes we all know a precious gem this guy and/or girl. not only is it embarrassing to be around its oh too sad to see. just cuz you love rap and whatever rapper it is doesn't mean you are a thug. research some true thugs..it a chuckle that anyone would even think they could live in that world..one fuck up was death of u and your family..not like these movies which either dumb them down or glamorize it..just cause you know someone who knows someone is in on it doesn't make anyway a thug...just a stupid criminal..but hey don't let this stop ya..the population is to large so go get killed off so there is more for the ones who use their heads. Now on to tattoos..don't get me wrong..i am about to become a tat artist, but too many that are just godawful jus gets under my skin that a tat artist would place his art in such a manner it looks like an amateur done it...lots of arti

You Know?
do you know what it is like to love someone so much that it hurts you only to know that they do not love you in return? do you know what it is like to want to be with someone so much that you would give your life to have them next to you only to find otu that they don't feel the same for you? do you know what it is like to live everyday in hopes of getting that person to see how much you care only to have them tell you to open your eyes and see the truth? do you know what it is like to tell someone how you feel only to have them tell you thank you but I don't feel that way? do you know what it is like to try to make someone see that others may take you away only to have the one you want tell you to be careful and not hurt those who will take you away? do you know what it feels like to hurt?

You Know Who Ya Are ...
you told me something weeks ago and im not so sure if that was the reason you deleted ya profile .. but im pretty sure if ya did ya would have started up another one so finally my brain kicked in and i had the idea of writing this blog in the hopes thats ya might come back and visit .... if ya do and i am the reason ya went please come back and talk to me again .. i thought we was good friends and thats why ya told me !! but then ya just disapear it doesnt make sense ?? anyways if ya can just let me know your alright or get someone else too ... thanx xxxx take a care of you xxxx

You Know You Are A Aging Witch When...
You know you are a aging witch when... The ritual feast is puréed. Last Beltaine the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate. The last time you tried to do a spiral dance your oxygen feeds got tangled. Viagra is kept in the coven supplies. The maiden of the coven is a grandmother. The ritual room is outfitted with defibrillators. The coveners drive their RV's to Scottsdale for Mabon. When you are at a festival you go to bed at sunset. It takes the whole coven to move the cauldron. The high priest still has a vendetta going against Richard Nixon. You find yourself using your pendulum over the stock pages in the newspaper. You tell an initiate that in your day you had to slog through 5' of snow uphill both ways when you did a Yule ritual. You drop your teeth in the ritual cup. At Samhain you see more of your coveners in the Wild Hunt than you do in circle. You put your athame in the chalice during ritual but you can't r

You Know You're From Montana When…
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favorite recipes for elk meat. You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is three feet above the ground. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow. You think everyone from the city has an accent. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't come up on your deck. There is only one shopping plaza in town. You find -40F a little chilly. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout. You

You Know You Are A Submissive When....
You know you ARE a Submissive when.... -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass than that on your face. -If a friend of yours tells you he can't get out of the house because he's all tied up....and you get jealous. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch." -If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel. -If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer of the kitchen. If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling. -If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics. -If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you a

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom y

You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup

You Know It Baby!
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You Know
you know lol that suffering from bipolar doesnt make me crazy i am still human and in my right mind half of the time lmao,you all are awsome and i thank you for being you each and every day i learn something about life and im learn how to only change the things i can and one of them that i cant chang is having awsome friends like you all

You Know You Were Born & Bred In Louisiana When...
**Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. **You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. **You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras **You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils **Your ancestors are buried above the ground **You drink Community; you have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about **You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco **Every once in a while, you have waterfront property **You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means **You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday **You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads **Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras Beads **You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together **Your last name isn't prono

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:
You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton Dance 3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom 4 If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" 12. You wanted to be a Goonie. 13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe) 14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like b

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses . 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to

You Know You're From Maryland When
* You know how to pronounce 'Towson' * You remember what the Inner Harbor looked like before it was the Inner Harbor. * You ate at Haussner's.. * You remember Friendship Airport. * You remember driving over the old Kent Narrows Draw-Bridge that snarled weekend traffic coming home from the Ocean. * You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor. * You remember the rotating restaurant on top off the Holiday Inn on Light Street. * You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and you get a kick out of hearing them named in movies or TV. * You know B&O is not body odor * That downtown smelled great near McCormicks. * Every kitchen has a can of Old Bay . * You refer to your state as "Marilyn." * You and your Mom shopped at Brager Gutmans, Hutzlers, The Hub Stewart's, The May Company . * You know where "Downey Ocean" is. * You remember the Civic Center . * You know P

You Know It's Time To Dump Your Sweetie When...
. Disclaimer: If you realize while reading this that any of these moments are about you, please do not get offended. I don't mean to belittle the incident or your feelings at the time. Just wanted to point out how strange (and amusing) human behavior can be. 25) When you're still good friends with your ex, her phone number keeps disappearing from your cell phone contact list, and the only other person who has access to your phone is your current girlfriend. You even tried to enter the number under different names to thwart the culprit, but the number still vanishes. 24) When your current girlfriend instant messages your ex and pretends it's a random IM conversation, but in fact she's trying to find out who you have been chatting with online. 23) When your boyfriend gets upset that you want to go see the bison exhibit at the zoo, rather than walk him to the bathroom when he's not feeling well. (You and your boyfriend are both over the age of 21.) 22) When you throw the

You Know You're From Long Island When....
Flip-flops are normal, even in January. You know exactly what they mean when they say "Don't change at Jamaica." You know that The Drift Inn and Neptunes are in the same building, but you also know that they are NOTHING alike. Screw the SAT, you know the exact pronuncuation of Islip, Wantagh, Commack, Mattituck, Shinnecock, Quogue, Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Mineola, Islandia, Massapequa, and Patchogue. You and your friends are going to the beach, but the word beach never comes up in the conversation. Instead, it sounds something like this..."Well, we could go to Jones, but Robert Moses is closer, the North Shore is too rocky...whatever lets go to the Hamptons." You have no idea what jimmies are, or why someone would want to put them on their ice cream You have never used "wicked" as an adjective You know that Americana Manhasset is NOT a type of coffee You know that it's possible to take Jericho all the way to queens...but you would never EVER do it Par

You Know Who You Are....
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing to be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lover can really be You're already in my heart...in my soul it took you to make me completely whole.

You Know Who You Are....
ok.. well... this isn't a writing of mine.. I have one that I am working on... but I have writers block at the moment.. everything i put down.. I hate... so... I just wanted to put this down and let it be known.. I have a few people in my life at the moment who are just so wonderful to me... kind, honest and don't let me get away with.. "Oh, I am ok..no worries." like I aways say.. I say it because I don't like to complain, I don't want to end up like some people in my family who everyone wants to separate themselves from. Those people who complain about everything under the sun... These people who are now alone cuz everyone has abandoned them. They don't ask how they are cuz they know that is opening up a can of worms.. Thank you for putting up with me... and making me talk... making me let my feelings out... knowing that when I type out I am ok... I am really crying ... I mean.. actually crying while you ask.. thinking... they can't see me.. so they don't need to know... but you

You Know What You've Had Till It Gone
When you love someone with all your heart as much as I did my husband. And one day you wake up to find out he has left you. And it was all over and dum disagrement. Hw has been gone from me now for a week. But it just sceems like forever. You fell like someone has put a knife into your heart. You have hope and the faith that he will return. Your head is spinning in all different ways trying to sort it all out.You have a hard time sleeping and eatting yet you must go on. Hang onto all the good times you shared. So always remember to try like hell to hang on to what you got cause you never know WHAT YOU HAVE HAD TILL IT GONE. I LOVE YOU SYEVEN COME ON HOME. YOU ARE SADLY MISSED BY ALL.

You Know Your From Ma. When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF... 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter"R" as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12 Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and

You Know
I posted a bulletin tonight for my boyfriend for people to go show him some love, he has had a VERY bad day and no one has even gone by there. I help out people repost peoples shit and no one can seem to return the favor. I have made alot of friends here that i thought were better than that. It's been a VERY stressful last 2 days for the 2 of us. I guess i see where the friends i made here really care, sorry to see that. Heather

You Know You're From New Jersey When...
...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "

You Know You're From New York City When...
* You think Central Park is "nature." * You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." * You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times. * You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent. * You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed. * You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. * Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." * America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you. * You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. * You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise. * Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes. * $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. * Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite

You Know You're From Upstate New York When...
You only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit The mosquitoes have landing lights You have more miles on your snow blower than your car You have 10 favorite recipes for venison TrueValue Hardware on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas You've gone trick-or-treating in a blizzard Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow You think everyone from the city has an accent You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday You head south to

You Know.....
for the longest time... i thought that I had one of two choices: That I was doomed to be in a series of bad relationships that seemed to get worse each time.... Or that I was destined to be alone. And I was okay with that. Or that's what I kept telling myself. Shut up, go to school, move up north and get a house, a job, and leave it alone, you'll be fine. My life veered offtrack this year, and it took a turn I definitely didn't expect... and you know something? It was the best detour I ever took. On that road, I met a man I am absolutely crazy about, who's brilliant and funny and romantic and loving and giving, and who loves me for me, and makes me feel beautiful and perfect, and for the first time in a LONG time, unafraid to face my future. Look at the new pictures I posted, esp the default-- can anyone fake a smile like that? I know now, that I'll never be lonely again, and I thank God every day for putting that man into my life. He was an unlooked for

You Know It's True
Painful Love Watching you from across the room sends searing pain through my heart. I think back to a year ago, when I thought we'd never part. My love for you just won't die down - it just grows with each new day. I wish you'd dare to look at me and hear what I have to say; "I love you and I want you back - " but these words you just won't hear. You don't seem to remember them - all the memories I hold dear. You were my first kiss, my first love and now you don't even care. How could you just blow it away? We were the perfect pair. you seem content to let me go - You're doing fine as you are, while I'm still missing how we were. We had the best love by far.

You Know You've Been New Mexico Too Long When.....
1. You can correctly pronounce words like Tesuque, Cerrillos, Acoma, Buena, Ocotillo, and Pojoaque, and Isleta (and you actually know what or where they are!). 2. You have been told by at least one out-of-state vendor that they are going to charge you extra for international shipping. 3. You expect to pay more if your house is made of Adobe. 4. You can order your Big Mac with green chile. 5. You buy salsa by the half-gallon. 6. Dunno where #6 went? 7. Your Christmas decorations include "red Chiles, a half-ton of sand and 200 paper bags." 8. Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los." 10. You price shop for tortillas. 11. You have an extra freezer just for green Chile. 12. You consider Billy the Kid a state hero. 13. You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful front lawn. 14. You ran for state legislature just so you could speed legally. 15. You pass on the right because that is the fast-lane. 16. You think Sonic

You Know Its Love.
when your heart skips a beat when its so hard to speak when your hands gets all sweaty and your knees gets so weak when you can feel their touch, eventhough they're not there when they do the sweetest things, to let you know they care when thousands of people are around, and yet they have you on their mind when they never forget to say i love you, every single time this is love at its fullest, this love is so true and everyday i am happy, cause i found it in you.

You Know You Are Living In 2007, When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're re

You Know Who U Are :p
I hope that days come easy and moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, More then anything My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it, To your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more then you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, And you always give more then you take.

You Know You're From New Orleans When...all Of These Are True
You Know You're From New Orleans When... 1. Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. 2. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. 3. Your baby's first words are "gumbo" and "whereyat". 4. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. crawfish on newspaper 5. When you give directions you use "lakeside" and "riverside" not north & south. 6. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. 7. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. 8. You listen to holiday songs such as "the 12 yats of Christmas" and "Santa and his reindeer used to live next door". 9. You walk on the "banquet" (sidewalk) and stand in the "neutral ground" (area of ground between a two sided street) "by ya mommas" (by your mother's house). 10. Someone asks for directions and you stop and help them with a smile. 11. You use a "..3" washtub to cover your lawn mower or your outboard motor. 12. The horsep

You Know You're Living In 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom y

You Know You're A Military Wife If:
This goes out to all you miltary Wives! These are sooooo true! God Bless You All! . . . your kids point to any airplane or military vehicle and say "Daddy"! . . . you remember where your kids were born by duty stations. . . . you refer to friends by where they live (ex: Cindy from TX, Ann in CA, etc.) . . . you have a whole wash load of black t-shirts and socks and another just of camouflage. . . . you can sleep through the sound of fighter planes and bombers on their morning practice. . . . you can tell what is wrong with flight suits or BDU's before the service member does. . . . you know more about re-enlistments and assignments than the personnel office does. . . . you reach for your ID card upon entering a civilian store. . . . you pay $35 to have a baby. . . . your kids point at anyone regardless of race or gender in BDUs and say 'DADDY!' . . . your kids walk around naked with huge combat boots on. . . . your son looks at an MP and says

You Know You're From Nj When...
You know you're from New Jersey when... You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges". You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3a.m. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey -there's the shore and you don't go to the shore, you go "down the Shore". And when you are there, you're not "at the shore", you are "down the Shore". You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving. You know that this is the only "New

You Know Who You Are
Cold Lying in my bed Staring into darkness Lost I hear footsteps overhead And my thoughts return Again Like a child who's run away And won't be coming back Time keeps passing by As night turns into day I'm so far away And so alone I need to see your face To keep me sane To make we whole Try to stay alive Until I hear your voice I'm gonna lose my mind Someone tell me why I chose this life This superficial lie Constant compromise Endless sacrifice Pain It saddens me to know The helplessness you feel Your light Shines on my soul While a thousand candles Burn Outside this barren room The rain is pouring down The emptiness inside Is growing deeper still You're so far away And so alone You long for love's embrace To keep you sane To make you whole Try to stay alive Until I hear your voice I'm gonna lose my mind Someone tell me why I chose this life This superficial lie Constant compromise Endless sacrifice Moments wasted Is

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly

You Know The World Is Going Crazy When...
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Have a good day!!

You Know
If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! they were wrote by your 3rd grade teacher I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person nee

You Know Your A Horny Pagan If......
1. Your magick wand vibrates. 2. You are spherical and come in sets of 2. 3. Your magickal oils are flavored. 4. You think all magick is sex magic. 5. Your altar has silk sheets. 6. Your chalice is fur-lined. 7. Your altar candles are anatomically correct. 8. Your binding rituals involve handcuffs. 9. Your magic wands have French ticklers on the ends. 10. Your High Priest/ess wears a leather mask. 11. The wax from your candles ends up on your nipples. 12. You consider KY Jelly an altar tool. 13. Your chants contain phrases like "Oh my God/ess I'm coming!" 14. You're skyclad all the time. 15. Your broomstick has stains on it. 16. The white blobs on your altar isn't candle wax . 17. Your book of shadows includes the Kama Sutra. 18. You need a cigarette after every ritual. 19. Your altar candles are studded or ribbed. 20. Your robes look like a French Maid costume. 21. Your ritual music is sung by Madonna

You Know
YOU KNOW PEOPLE THINK THAT YOUR CRAZZY WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS,THEY TEND TO SHY AWAY FROM YOU,AND SOME THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS HAS A CHOICE AND CONTROL OF THERE THOUGHTS AND BEHAVOR IN FACT THEY DONT IT ISNT BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAZZY BUT THEY HAVE A CHEMICAL INBALANCE IN THERE BRAIN,YES ITS SCARRY BUT NO ONE ON EARTH IS PERFACT.WE ALL HAVE AN ILLNESS WEATHER IT WOULD BE ALOCHOL OR DRUGS OR WORKING TO MUCH OR JUDGEING OTHERS ALOT.IF YOU DONT DERSTAND AND YOU KNOW SOMEONE WITH AN ILLNESS STUDY UP ONHE ILLNESS DO NOT TURN THE OTHER WAY AND SAY THERE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME,WE WHO SUFFER FROM MENTAL ILLNESSES ARE HUMAN AND WE ARE WORTH THE TIME

You Know You Went Too Mckinley When...
YOU KNOW YOU GO TO McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL WHEN..... -You can mimick everything mrs. barton will say on the announcements -The cookies in the snack line are the best and no one actually eats lunch -You get yelled at for wearing a hoodie but dont actually have to take it off -The cheerleaders and football players never get detention for walking the halls ... if they do they find a way to not go -No one calls the school by its actual name its just mack high -The house system will never work and nobody follows it -Mr. tydus has said "excuse me" in his odd voice at least once to you during your high school career or has gotten you in a headlock and chased u around the cafeteria -There are about 100 kids who live and breathe jrotc -Everyone has more fun at military ball then they will at prom -The top 10 is not even the real top 10 -Yearbook pics are always horrible for everyone -Senioridues develops at the beginning of your junior year -The library is always clos

You Know Who You Are!!!!!!!!!!
you are not who i expected you to be... you are not just another guy you are a dear friend to me... the first night i met you i was so uncertain about you... you kept on with me and seen our friendship through... you mean more to me then i can say... you are there for me in almost every way... you see through the outer shell... you seem to understand me a little to well... you don't care of others opinions of me... i am telling you that you are special can't you see... so here is to you my dear sweet friend... you and i til the end... love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Know You're From Rhode Island When...
You Know You're From Rhode Island When... You celebrate "birt-day" If your oldah brodah is a retad. If you had a "wickit" good time at the beach. When you hear an amazing fact your immidiate reply is "no suh!" You know the difference between red, white and clear chowdah You consider a car journey of longer than one hour a day trip. You can you curse in Italian. You own garden tools from Job Lot. You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" You serve bread with every meal. You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm. You feel compelled to hear at least one weather report a day. You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now. You have given a bottle of Sakonnet wine as a gift. You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes. Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point. You have close relatives who work for the state. You've gone to "Legs and Eggs". You have used a demolished landmark when givi

You Know
A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO WILL TELL U WHAT YOU WANT A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE THAN 1 GIRL A PLAY IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK THE TALK AND "THINK" WALK THE WALK A PLAYA IS SOMEONE GOING AFTER ONE THING...... A PLAYA IS MOST LIKLY A PLAYA BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN THEY CANT DO ANYTHING GOOD...... A PLAYA IS PLAYIN MY BEST FREIND AND I KNOW YOUR GAME........YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..........1LUV

You Know You’re An Original Fan Of 80's Metal If:
1. You ever owned a denim jacket (preferably stone-washed or acid-washed) that contained several band buttons, and/or patches, and/or hand-drawn logos. 2. You ever wrote/etched "Metallica" or "Slayer" into your school desk. 3. You ever wrote/etched "Metallica" or "Slayer" on a bathroom stall. 4. You still know the words to Warrant's "Heaven" – like it or not, damnit! 5. You, for one, were NOT surprised to find out Rob Halford was gay. 6. Girls only: you longed for (or owned) red scrunch boots like Jon Bon Jovi's. 7. Girls: You ever had hair that's best described as "enormous." Boys: You ever had hair best described as "long." 8. Aqua Net pink or Rave..... Nothing else mattered. 9. Leopard print had a formidable place in your wardrobe. 10. When your jeans finally ripped at the knee they made it over the hump and were finally acceptable. 11. You ever combined ripped denim over spandex for that "ultra-cool" look. 12. You remember when Bret Micha

You Know Me?
10 Things I like about myself. 1st – I can be myself. I don’t put on a different face when I am around different people. I don’t find the need to try and impress anyone. Take me for me or walk. 2nd – I will be honest. Possibly honest to a fault. If you don’t want to hear what I am really thinking, you probably shouldn’t ask me. 3rd – I have surrounded myself with people I love. I know how to weed out the bad and keep the ones I love close. There is no room in life for people who are full of shit. 4th – I love to make people laugh. 5th – I try and see the good in people. I like to start everyone off on the same clean page… after that they write their own story, if you write one that takes me in circles, I will get off on the next stop. 6th – I love that I love to be in love. 7th – I am devoted. I am a devoted girlfriend, best friend, daughter, sister, cousin, close friend, daughter in law or whatever your relationship is with me, I am devoted.

You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long When...
You know you've been in Iraq too long when... # When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" # When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus # Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better # You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet # You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress # The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) # You take the time to add your lines to this list # You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just fo

You Know You're A Mum When............
You know you're a mum when... You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. You have time to shave only one leg at a time. You hide in the bathroom to be alone. You child throws up, and you catch it. Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating. You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance. You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching. Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats. You cling to the high m

You Know You Are So St. Louis When
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You Know You Are Canadian When....
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You Know Those Times
When something good comes into your life when nothing seems to be going right. Like a light at the end of the tunnel that is within your reach and something that seems to have been sent just to keep you moving forward? The feeling is wonderful and actually pushes you to reach further than just what has been put right in front of you. The issue is, once everything else starts falling in place, the one thing that made you pick yourself up and continue moving closer to your dreams is suddenly ripped from your grasp and you are left with everything you have been wanting, but left with nothing at the same time. Sometimes I feel that way. It isn't fun. In the words of a friend, "I don't hate being me." but at the same time...I have to wonder why some of my goals tend to be so much harder to achieve than the goals of others. I almost feel as if I am cursed in certain areas. I keep a positive attitude nonetheless and continue to work towards my ultimate goals, the ones that I know will take ti

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You know you're from Pennsylvania if ... You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey." You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Peeay).How many other states do that? You know what "Punxsutawney Phil" ( A Ground Hog ) is, and what it means if he sees his shadow. The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least 1 Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila." At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long. You know what a "Hex sign" is. You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart. You own only three condiments "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup". Wo

You Know You're From Philadelphia When...
You know you're from Philadelphia when... You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.) You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members. You know how to spell Schuylkill. You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop." You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood. You visit New York and notice how clean it is. You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front. You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz. You find street people greet you by first name. You don't think Wawa sounds funny. You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block. You love scrapple for breakfast. You took a vacati

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This goes out to all you miltary Wives! These are sooooo true! God Bless You All! . . . your kids point to any airplane or military vehicle and say "Daddy"! . . . you remember where your kids were born by duty stations. . . . you refer to friends by where they live (ex: Cindy from TX, Ann in CA, etc.) . . . you have a whole wash load of black t-shirts and socks and another just of camouflage. . . . you can sleep through the sound of fighter planes and bombers on their morning practice. . . . you can tell what is wrong with flight suits or BDU's before the service member does. . . . you know more about re-enlistments and assignments than the personnel office does. . . . you reach for your ID card upon entering a civilian store. . . . you pay $35 to have a baby. . . . your kids point at anyone regardless of race or gender in BDUs and say 'DADDY!' . . . your kids walk around naked with huge combat boots on. . . . your son looks at an MP and says

You Know Who You Are.
I am not sure how to feel. I have never met this person and yet I can talk to them for hrs. All of my free time I love to sit and talk to her. She is such a sweet person. Great personality, beautiful, great smile, perfect attitude, I love her legs... I could go on and on. I love to hear her laugh... She keeps toying with my emotions... I am her friend then I am not. lol. I have a great time talking to her. I may not know what to make of these feelings but I like how things are and hopes she feels the same :)

You Know Whats Sad?
a clown in an iron lung being kept alive by feeding him only the blood of new born kittens that are stomped dry by 3 legged llamas. but seriously... no wait... pretty much made this for no reason bc yet again i have a bunch to say about nothing as do most people. well after oh so long of working on the camaro i finnaly have it running in perfect condition. I believe that i can finnaly start working on the body work that ive managed to mangle in a few wrecks that involved only myself and random parts of this shit hole town and its outskirt no where in which its too easy to go through fences and shrubery while dodging the random animals that roam free. and with that lack of punctuation, spell checking and overall carring to finnish this... ima go watch maryland hopefully pull off an upset over WVU so that TX can come up in the polls :D

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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n

You Know You're From Michigan When...
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I am a very open and honest person and I have made some very talented friends. Here is a little something a friend (Captain Cooter) wrote. I swear I think he is in my head! I got hurt by a good friend (or at least I thought he was a good friend). If he reads this maybe he'll understand how I feel.... I'm sorry: That I thought we were friends That I thought you cared That I thought you payed attention to what I said That I thought I mattered to you That I thought pettiness could not come between us That I thought you knew I meant what I said That I thought I was more than meaningless conversation That I thought anything I'm sorry for making an assumption I'm sorry for fucking it all up I'm sorry that you said something that I misunderstood I'm sorry you don't care Forgive me for caring Forgive me for wanting to know you Forgive me for wanting to be real friends instead of just text from an "online friend" you care nothing for Forgive me for trying to be a p

You Know Its Funny
Best forward I've ever gotten! LOL! SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258 th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to

You Know You Live In Orlando When....
You know live in Orlando when. . . You know the meaning of OBT. You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet. You have to be over 90 years old to know what snow feels like, and have seen it in another state. Your air conditioning bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries. You call Amway Arena the O-rena! You were born somewhere else, and have come to retire. You turn the heat on in your house when the temperature dips below 65. OBT is the first thing you think when you see a girl in a halter top and go-go boots. You know where six major motels are around your house. You know where Parramore Street is, and you go out of your way to avoid it. You buy a new sweater that will only be worn once a year. You know who Don Reed and Bob Dance are. Your social calendar revolves around football games. You know what Fashion Square, Altamonte Springs, Florida, Oviedo, and Seminole Towne have in common. And which

You Know What
I need a girlfriend. I mean it. I had a girlfriend for 2 years (off and on) and we've known each other 3 years and are still good friends. She has a new girlfriend now and it makes me super jealous. I had a few other girls and none of them were that great to me. Yes I had one (other than the 2 year girl) who was a sweetheart but freaked when I accidentally took her off my top friends on myspace. Guys suck to me now....so I want a new girlfriend...any takers?

You Know U American If U Get This Joke
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You

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> >> > >> It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE > AMERICAN Humor! > >> > >> Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way > to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you > >> feel the same, pass this on to your True American > friends. Y'all know who > >> they are... > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: > >> > >> It never occurred to you to be offended by the > phrase, "One nation, under > >> God." > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: > >> > >> You've never protested about seeing the 10 > Commandments posted in public > >> places. > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: > >> > >> You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter > Festival." > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: > >> > >> You bow your head when someone prays. > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: > >> > >> You stand and place your hand over your heart > when they play the National > >> Anthem. > >> > >> You might be a TRUE AMERI

"you Know You're A Redneck When......"
Yes, the new list is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench . 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of h

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well what really pisses me off is when i come home from a bar or a party late night, and i sit on the couch, turn on the T.V. and on comes a fast-food commercial and it gets you so damn hungry but you cant have one because there fricking closed. ohow does that make yall feel?

You Know You Want To.......
My friend, clowny, is in a contest for a 1 month VIP, 1 blast, and 1 ticker and needs help. He is a great friend. Please go give him a helping hand because I'm positive that he would do the same for you. I've provided Stephie's Rules for her Last Man/Woman Standing contest and clowny's pic link below. Rules... * everyone bombing has to be a friend * entry pics must be Safe for Work * must have at least 15 entrants * no late entries accepted * going to take entries for one week * contest will run one day per entrant (15 entrants, will run 15 days) * comments worth one point but rates with 10 points * every day the person in last place will be eliminated. Just click the pic! To all my friends and family(and stalkers), I love you all.....**kisses*(they're evil ones at that), ~EvilSteph &trade~

You Know You're Grom Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

You Know Ur In Love
you know ur in love when the very thought of this person makes ur day brighter you know ur in love when you wake in the morning and first thing you think of is that person you know ur in love when the air around you feels stagnent when that person isnt around you know ur in love when every time you think of this person you feel like ur on cloud 9 and getting higher you know ur in love when evertime ur around this person or talking to this person he/she takes ur breathe away you know ur in love when you talk to this person on the phone and you can have a conversation without even talking you know ur in love when this person can make you feel more than you are i wrote this for my lady you know who you are and I LOVE YOU very much!!!!!!

You Know You're Italian Because:
E y e - T a l i a n (pronounced IT - talian) Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Because Italians hate all witnesses. Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said TO NY. You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins. You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is presumed his Mother had an affai

You Know Who You Are
TIME IS SLIPPIN’ AWAY EVERYTHING IS CHANGING LOVE IS FADING WHERE DID IT GO IS THAT HOW IT IS CAN YOU REALLY BE WITH ONE… FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I USED TO THINK SO BUT NOW… I’M NOT SO SURE WHY DON’T PEOPLE THINK THINK BEFORE THE ACT THEY DO THINGS THAT HURT, BAD BUT THEN SAY THEY DIDN’T MEAN TOO DOES ANYONE EVER NOTICE NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE MAD THE TRUTH COMES OUT YOU HOLD IT IN FOR SO LONG THAN WHEN YOU BLOW, YOU LET IT ALL OUT ALL OF US MEAN TO SAY THOSE THINGS THOSE HURTFUL WORDS THEN FOR SOME REASON WE TAKE THEM BACK WHY WHY WHY ARE WE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT’S ON OUR MINDS WHEN WE KNOW IT TO BE HOW WE FEEL WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE THAT POINT WHY DO WE LET IT BUILD UP? IS ANYONE LISTENING DOES ANYONE CARE ARE WE THAT AFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH DO WE REALLY HAVE TO HIDE OUR FEELINGS WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO WHAT GOOD COMES FROM IT ALL WE DO IS HURT OURSELVES WHEN WE HOLD IT IN AND THEN WE BLOW OUT, HURTING OURSELVES AGAIN WHY DO WE DO THAT ARE OUR

You Know Your Old When....
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i

You Know Who You Are
Have I Ever by Ravenz23 Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, li

You Know U Had Too Much To Drink When.....
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n

You Know You Want To Read This, So Go Ahead!
Wow! I Didn’t Know That Some People On Here Actually Read My Blog. But Now I Know Of One Person That Does. You Know Who You Are. You Have Made Dawn Upset, And Since You Have Made Her Upset You Have Me Mad. I Know You Don’t Care If IM Mad Or Not But If You Piss Her Off Then You Are Messing With Me As Well. As You Know We Are Pretty Close. Maybe Closer Than You Think ;). We Talk About Everything. But Honestly IM Angry About The Whole Situation. I Don’t Know How You Can Make Accusations About Her Or I Don’t Even Know How You Can Become Upset With Her. I Have Two Dawns On My Profile. So You Might Be Upset Over Something That Isn’t Even Worth Getting Mad Over. Anyway….In My Opinion I Think You Just Used Dawn. I Tried To Get That Thru Her Thick Head But She Liked You A Lot. You Knew How Much She Liked You, So You Took That To Your Advantage. You Would Only Call Or Text Her When You Were At Work. You Would Never Text Her When You Were At Home Or With Your Friends. It’s Lik

You Know Your Old When...
You know your old when... 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

You Know This Week So Far Has Been Trying>
Ive laughed , cried been sad and blue and remembering past things, and new things ; Thanking God for all. But Im just sorta moody lately , why I dont know ? I am missing something and someone.. and yet im not acting like me.. . I know im not making sence. Night now all. hugs Diana

You Know I So Love Your Smile
Those little things we sometimes do seem to go unnoticed But all the things I do for you you don't just let pass by Each time I do a little for you I can tell from the start You know that all I do for you comes from within my heart. I enjoy giving to you because with each little thing I do, you smile And that says more than any words your smile lasts me for miles. So as long as I am able I will always make you smile by giving such a little but making it last a while. Know you are so special In each and every way I don't know where I would be without you here with me today.

You Know Who You Are
Lordi - It Snows In Hell Lyrics You did the trick I didn't see it coming I did not hear a sound Though you were quick I will not be forgiving You won't be waiting for my return I promise you baby - You'll burn Now it snows in hell This is the day foretold till death do us part Now it snows in hell I've gone away but I've got you in my heart All frozen and scarred Your life goes on and it's infuriating how did you not get caught Your deed will spawn a fate beyond your making You won't be waiting for my return I promise you baby - You'll burn And now it snows in hell - We're done masquerading This is the day foretold till death do us part Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting I've gone away but I've got you in my heart All frozen and scarred You shouldn't visit me at my grave My hands will grab you through the dirt I giveth - I taketh away Whitness my rebirth from the devil's churn Hell - We're done masquerading This is the d

You Know You're From New York When...
You Know You're From New York When... * You think Central Park is "nature." * You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." * You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times. * You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent. * You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed. * You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. * Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." * America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you. * You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. * You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise. * Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes. * $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. * Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your

You Know You Were An 80's Child If...
you know you were an 80's child if... Body: You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Futur

You Know Your A Fat, Nasty Bitch With An Ugly Attitude When...
You know your a FAT, NASTY BITCH WITH AN UGLY ATTITUDE when... 1......guys pick you up with SOLO seat on there bike!!!..LOL! 2......you have to PRETEND to be f@cking somebody else's ex-piece of ass, by leaving juvenile comments on myspace. ( he is an EX for a very good reason, FYI and a bad piece of ass) 3......you go to thin chicks pages to find your buddies 4. ... you wear clothes 3 sizes to small, TRYING to look thin. 5......you talk down or badly to skinny people, 'cause deep down you really wish you WERE thin. ( 'cause your sick of getting your fat ass stuck in those little chairs; everybody else seems to be getting out of just fine!) 6......you can't post your own pix on your web pages (amazingly you pick a pictures of skinny chicks for yourself ?!!??). 7. ....your B/F doesn't pick you up and spin you around. 8......you can't leave the house without a bra, 'cause your stretch mark infested utters would hit your kneecaps. 9......yo

You Know You Live In 2007 When...-
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You Know You're Australian When.....
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I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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You know you're a Long Islander because… 1. You feel like you know Howard Stern. 2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there. 3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't. 4. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition. 5. You've been to Jones Beach Field 4 on a June weekend afternoon. 6. You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it. 7. You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut. 8. You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR, it worked. 9. You'd pay $8.50 for a movie. 10. You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville. 11. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but you "have never been ther". 12. You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve. 13. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 14. No, you don't want mustard on that bur

You Know You're From Oklahoman When...
You say ya'll ... many times a day. Bedlam is a BIG deal. You can tell when it's tornado weather. When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you. You've worn flip flops in the winter You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road. You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough. You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates. There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Caesars in your town You've been off roading - many times You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town. You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways. You plan events around football games. You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan. You learned how to do country and western dances at school. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a f

You Know Ur A Pot Head When...
You know you're a Pothead When... You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "I smoke two joints" by sublime should replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.You set your wedding date for 4/20.You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.You start every sentence with - uhhh!.You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because y

You Know It's For You
i know this is a hard time of year for you. i wish i could take all the pain you have and put it on my own shoulders. it'd be better than this pain you are causing me. my heart is breaking. not knowing is breaking me. i know u wish he was here. but he's not. but i know he's proud of you. im proud of you. i miss you. you miss him. and there's nothing i can do but sit back and cry. merry christmas even though i know you don't celebrate it and happy late birthday since you wont give me the chance to tell you in real life. Love, Brittney

You Killed My Love
I remember back to those very words You said you spoke with true love to me Telling me of all I meant to you For eternity you wanted to be with me I hear them only in my memories As the days have slowly passed us by I sit in lonliness wondering now What happened to that love and why Tears fill my eyes this day Falling like a shower from above Pain replaces the joy in my heart From you as you have killed my love An emptiness I am feeling deep inside Wounds rip at my precious heart Tears fall from my swollen eyes As I watch in silence as we drift apart I fight with all my courage I have To keep the love we once knew But I can not save it by myself no more I will need the some help from you I see you turn away from me now I know the end is near this day I watch as you walk away from me My heart crushed, I fill with dismay I only asked to be loved by you Feeling the warmth your heart But instead you have broken mine As this day I watch you depart I long once aga

You Know Who You Are
everytime i talk to him it get harder not to think about him and it get harder not to miss him wish he was here with me and i wouldnt have to be wrting this he has helped me with so much and i know i wouldnt be this sane if it werent for him i had a rough year last year but thsi year it will be a lot better now that he is here in my life i know that it sounds corny but you know what he hasd always told me to be myself and say what i am thinking and what is on my mind so i am and if you dont like it then quit reading my shit cause i am who i am and aint no one gonna change me

You Know You're From Ohio If
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-hig

You Know Your Right
I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never speak a word again I will crawl away for good I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it would come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right... I'm so warm and calm inside I no longer have to hide Lets talk about someone else Steaming soup against her mouth Nothing really bothers her She just wants to love herself I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it'd come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right Pain... --------------------------------------------- K Cobain

You Know Who You Are
You know what makes you happy and you know what makes you feel good. So why stay in the city when you can come back to the woods again? A place where two people could be one with nature, a place where happiness is understood. You have been there before and why not come back my friend? I will keep the fire burning until I see you again. Each time I think of you, it comes to me over and over again. Why is my love so unhappy, when she can be happy again? So please try to follow the path with least resistance and soon you shall find the path to love and happiness again.

You Know Who You Are
This is for all you emotionally crippled people out there who actually need to feed off causing drama. And you know who you are. You need decide to look in the mirror and ask yourself what you want out of life. Ask yourself and look at what your life is going to be like in five years, two years, TOMORROW! You should stop making excuses to yourself and everyone else why you are in the position you are in, and quit looking for a miracle or someone to 'save' you. The universe doesn't work like that. It's up to each and every one of us to find our place and fill it. We all have to make our own way in this world, because no one will do it for us. It's time to grow up a bit take some action. You have no right to ATTEMPT to fuck with the minds of people. Furthermore, it is particularly insulting to attack someone using methods that invade a bond of love and violate everything friendship represents. And recruiting others (who cannot even fathom what's actually going on) to for fuck

You Know What?
I mean look at these jerks! those idiots! I for one played and beat Mass Effect the game they are full of it. Ask me anything you want about it.. I'll be damn honest and not sugarcoat any of the bullshit they are trying to pull. I mean who they kidding? (Below are comments made in this clip from TV) That I felt I should clarify in my own words ;) At 13 years old I had seen enough action movies most kids my age could only dream of. I didn't turn out fucked up and with the world today how the hell could anyone not know what sex is? Or let alone War? The concept of war is pretty much the same as it's been for ages. Sex, is well sex and most kids who don't know about it at 13 should get a quick lesson about the birds and the bees from mom and dad or else you can have a Juno on your hands! Of course she's what 17 in the movie? Ok, Ok let me give a better example Britney spear's sister Jamie Lynn. Plus all the damn diseases out there people should be made awar

You Know You Are A "swinger" If.....
1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos. 2. Half of the numbers on your cellphone are listed only by screen names. 3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can't go out with them this weekend. 4. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica. 5. You know most of your friends' names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don't know their last names. 6. You go to a convention with three huge suitcases, yet are wearing the same outfit when you return as you did when you left. 7. You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person. 8. You position the computer screen in your home office in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you. 9. You can't remember the last time you had pubic hair. 10. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area. 11. You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 1

You Knw When Your A Raver When
YOU KNOW YOUR A RAVER WHEN ? The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night. ? You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a comercial for "E News" ? You navigate your way around the city by using 24h petrol-stations as landmarks. ? You can't pass a warehouse, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, etc without getting that far off look in your eye and saying "Wow, what a great place for a rave!" ? You're willing to spend $30 on a ticket for an event you might not even get into, $50 for something that might be asprin, but you're not willing to part with $2 for a bottle of water. ? You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings. ? Almost every letter of the alphabet has a different meaning to you. ? You forget about your dream of becoming a Doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character... ? You are dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort ho

You Know You're A Witch When...
You Know You're a Witch When... 1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".

You Know Your Coven Is Getting Old When...
You Know Your Coven is Getting Old When... The ritual feast is pureed. Last Beltaine the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate. The last time you tried to do a spiral dance your oxygen feeds got tangled. Viagra is kept in the coven supplies. The maiden of the coven is a grandmother. The ritual room is outfitted with defibrillators. The coveners drive their RV's to Scottsdale for Mabon. When you are at a festival you go to bed at sunset. It takes the whole coven to move the cauldron. The high priest still has a vendetta going against Richard Nixon. You find yourself using your pendulum over the stock pages in the newspaper. You tell an initiate that in your day you had to slog through five feet of snow uphill both ways when you did a Yule ritual. You drop your teeth in the ritual cup. At Samhain you see more of your coveners in the Wild Hunt than you do in circle. You put your athame in the chalice

You Know Who You Are This Is For You Sm
i think about you all the time day and night when im walking when im sleeping every minute of tha day you make me happy somehow just thinking about you calms me down a whole lot i want ot hold you in my arms just one last time if i could tears me up i can't realy talk to you all that much i wish i was spending this v day with you.You take the pain away . Sometimes i wish me and you can just go away and never look back spend the rest of our lives together i love you with all my haert even know we can't really talk to each other or hang out i love you so much oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo muah 4 ever

You Know What?
I'm a little fucking disgusted about people in general at the given moment, so I'd like to take this moment to let you know I fucking hate most of you. Just so you know. There of course are the few that I love, and you know who each one of you are. Now that I've got that out of my system, but got back from the hospital. This visit was a little more enjoyable than the last, but still a pain in the ass. Autumn had another seizure. This time it lasted about eight minutes. At least, this time the doctors believed me. They upped her medication, and things should be back to normal this time. She stopped breathing correctly about half way through, so we called 911 to get her to the hospital. Wasn't sure she was going to come out of this one, but she managed. Child's strong will keeps her going. She refuses to go down. She's exhausted for the most part. I am too. At my whit's end pretty much. Things are going to be fine. The world is semi good. Pat held together rather well. Despite the fact h

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church If ...
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if ... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if .... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if ... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregat

You Know Your A Redneck When.....
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The salvation army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18

You Know U Wanna!!
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You Know
You've never asked why. But I know you know... This is my answer..... I love you b/c like isn't worth the price of commitment and want makes desire seem unworthy. U make my next fantasy already fulfilled. I love kisses that say hi daddy and I need those hugs that say ''aww baby''. Your touch reveals heaven to the sightless man. Your arms hold forever hostage. Your eyes display heaven on the big screen. Your heart lays the plans for wishes to grant themselves. I love u because my soul requests only ur acceptance. Give in to me and our why is answered ...E.D.M.L.

You Know You Wanna Help
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You Know You Need To Move When You Walk Into A Chemist And All You Can See Is Combs And Rollers...
I'm not even kidding. I'm walking through this god forsaken village today and it's grim and gray and I'm wondering what the FUCK am I doing here? I get to the center of the village and you see the same ppl wondering around, doing the same damn thing. I get to the Dr's surgery and it was so sad. There was an old lady there that had just wondered in to keep warm. I mean how awful is that? To feel so alone in the world that 1) you have to wonder into somewhere where she's likely to catch flu and die and 2) to be so alone in the world that you end up spending the rest of your days in Pen! It's a loose loose situation. Fuck that, when I'm 80, if I even make it to that age after throwing myself off Ooleroo (Ayre's rock to you lot) wearing a killer whale as a parachute and wearing a t shirt saying "save gas, ride the handicapped" you can be damned sure I'm not ending out the rest of my days in some god forsaken village! Hell no! I'll be in fucking Vegas spending all my easy earned cash

You Know You Want Me!
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You Know You're From New York City When
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple". The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You consider Westchester "upstate". You think Central Park is "nature." You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lo

You Know Your A Local When
Signs that you're dealing with a local... They have a separate circuit breaker for their rice cooker. Only NOW they know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley. They measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of their index finger. They know which market sells poi on which days. They know that Char Sung Hut is closed on Tuesday. They can handle shoyu with green mango, li hing mui gummy bears, raw egg on hot rice, and pearl tea (carnation milk in hot water with sugar) with creme crackers. Their refrigerator has half-empty jar of mango chutney from the '95 Punahou Carnival. The condiments at the table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, and kimchee. Also, takuwan, Hawaiian salt, slice onion, and pickle onion. They go to Maui and their luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, and guri guri for omiyage. They think the four food groups are starch (rice), Spam, fried food, and fruit punch. A balanced meal has three sta

You Know You're Living In 2008 When...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

You Know Your Getting Old When
You know you have grown up when: 1. Your houseplants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them! 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question! 3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer! 4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed! 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator! 6. You watch the weather channel! 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”! 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days! 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”! 10. You’re the one calling the police because those @$#% kids next door won’t turn down the stereo! 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you! 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore! 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up! 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers! 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt! 16. You take naps! 17. Dinner and a m

You Know You're A Nurse When (yep Done All Of Them Myself)
You know you're a nurse when.. 1) the front of your scrubs reads 'Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!' 2) you occasionally park in the space with the 'physicians only' sign... and knock it over. 3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid. 5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. 6) you believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the 'call light.' 7) you believe that saying 'it can't get any worse' causes it to get worse just to show you it can. 8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom 9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one. 10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil. 11) eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural. 12) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form of birth control.

You Know Your From Flint!!
Sure brings back memories, but also makes me look at the calendar and wonder where has the time gone.... You Know You're From Flint When... ...You demanded a "feathered hairdo" after 1985 ....You think the Genesee Towers is a TAAAAAL building ...You have to go to Jolly O and Skip's before you end up at Bubba's ...You think that traffic on Miller Road is too heavy ...You know what a Coney is ...Going away to college is a choice between Mott and U of M Flint ...Saginaw is "Up North" ...Your idea of culture is The Whiting Auditorium ...You've been to a Generals game ....You know a short cut between Robert T and Court ...You remember Chicago 21, Rush St. Wild Bill's or The Light ....You were an underage drinker at the Mikatam (And can remember those 10 for 1 drink prices) ...The Blue Hawaiian's are your favorite band ...You shopped at The Small Mall ...The vast majority of your family income came from "THE SHOP" ..

You Know This Right?
youre added, rated, fan-ed, commented, even looked at by only two types of people. those who wish to increase their level, or those who want to fuck you...sad truth. i think you know this...especially some of you lol. it takes some getting used to (i was surprised), but this is not the place to meet people. this is a game...im playing it and so are you (hopefully). you meet people through the "other" friend sites...where adds and rates dont effect you. i like this game, but it forces performance and delusion dun't it? you know. so i guess this is the step toward reality...if you wanna be away from this for a bit...rather an invite. just a step of course... myspace.com/6malik9

You Know What Burns My Ass.
People who want to think they are cool by putting DJ in front of thier name because they think it makes them sound cool. ok for all of you that do that FUCK YOU! I have DJ in front of my name because it stands for Digital Jockey, as I'm an Online Radio DJ. I've been doing this for 7 years almost 8 now, so I have evvery right to put that in my name now. You dont get that right overnight you have to earn it. I've spent the last 7. 5 years busting my ass trying to promote my Radio stataion, as well as working for 4 other stations in that time. He''ll I still work for one of them now. Honestly you get the right to call yourself a DJ untill I say you have spent 3 or 4 years doing internet radio and promotions for that station. Oh sure while your working there you can say I'm your DJ and your name but dont call yourself a DJ when you have NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY FORM OF RADIO! DJ have been on AM, FM, Internet, and now Satelite radio. thats it. All those other "DJs" out there your not, c

You Know You Want To Own Me
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You Know You Wanna
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You Know What I Hate???
I really hate it when people ask me for help and I do everything in my power to help them. Yet when I ask for help I have very few people that come and help me. Literally like 4 people. So I just want to say thanks to my true friends and to the rest of you F*ck Off!! Don't ask me for help ever again!! Thanks for showing your true colors!!

You Know You're Kinky When...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... ...you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for. ...you realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year ...you have more toys than your kids ...your toilet seat is leather. ...you take up macramé, just to learn some new knots ...someone asks how long you've been doing this pony- girl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot ...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns... and you don't eat sweets ...someone says they have a leather man, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt. ...you go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are setup. ...you have the closest 24 hour locksmith as 1 on your speed dial list ...you speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer .

You Know You Do!! Lol
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You Know When...
You know when there is this one picture and that picture made you laugh SO hard And then one day that picture got ruined And you stay minutes trying to remember..... You know when there was this one song And that song made you sleep your whole life.... And then one day that song never helps and you stay for hours in your bed..... You know when there is this one place And that place always reminded You of the best thing that happened in your life... And then one day that place disappeared and you stay for days trying to remember..... You know when there is this one thing And that thing always made you smile And then one day that thing is gone and you stay months trying to get that smile back..... You know when there is this one person and that person always made u happy.... And then one day that person had to leave and you stay for months trying to gain that happiness.... You know when there is this one guy and that guy you loved so much And

You Know It's Too Much When.....
You know you're addicted to this site and need to step away from it when... # You find yourselfs logging in as soon as you get out of bed. # You find your house being all messed up because you don't take time to clean up but rather be on here all the time. # You continuesly run late for work because you just can't leave the pc. # You stay logged in even when you went to bed!!!! # You wake up with your face still stuck to the keyboard. # Your kids bugging you in the evening still asking when you are going to fix breakfast! # Waking up in the middle of the night having a nightmare about supposedly downrating someone. # You stopped paying important bills cuz being a vip or having a Happy Hour is more important then paying the rent. #you suddenly smell this burning sensation coming from your kitchen. #you find your bed all covered with shaving cream. #when you walk through the hallway and find your kids banging on the front door for 30 minutes to be let in

You Know You Have A Problem When Your Leg Is Riped Off...
Good Morning and how’s your Tuesday so far? Let me make you feel good about yourself. Thank your lucky stars you are not related to this gal? NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa., March 20 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania woman faces criminal charges after allegedly beating her sister with a prosthetic leg and threatening her neighbors, police said. Donna Sturkie-Anthony, 41, went to her preliminary hearing with North Huntingdon District Judge Douglas Weimer, but will continue proceedings later, allowing her to attend Greenbriar Treatment Center, WTAE-TV, Pittsburgh reported. She allegedly yanked off her sister's prosthetic leg and attacked her with it while they were arguing about Sturkie-Anthony's alcoholism, police said. Sturkie-Anthony faces charges of aggravated assault, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and harassment for the January incident. Police said approximately three weeks after the incident, Sturkie-Anthony took her neighbors' phone without permission and said she

You Know You’re A Vampire When:
You know you’re a vampire when: 1. You like your meat raw and suck instead of chewing. 2. You need to take a fire extinguisher with you to sunbake. 3. You have to brush your teeth in front of a ‘drawing’ of yourself. 4. Mosquitoes that bite you grow fangs. 5. When you go to church the priest keeps throwing holy water on you. 6. When your pet dog is really a werewolf. 7. Your pet rats keep ‘mysteriously’ disappearing. 8. Your best friend is called Igor. 9. Everyone thinks you are a Goth and you don’t know what a Goth is. 10. You say you’re going out for a quick bite you don’t mean McDonalds. 11. When your parents offer to buy you a car you ask for a horse and carriage instead. 12. You want to vacation in Transylvania. 13. Your mother keeps asking you to tidy your coffin. 14. You go for flying lessons and don’t need a plane. 15. The blood bank starts to make home

You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long When...
You know you've been in Iraq too long when... When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) You take the time to add your lines to this list You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scenes

You Know You Are A Fire Fighter When
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...you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for ...someone refers to a serial killer as sadistic and you roll your eyes, because the man has nothing on you. ...you realized you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year ...you have more toys than your kids ...you take up macrame, just to learn some new knots ...you start rating your CDs by how interesting it'll be to beat someone to ...someone asks how long you've been doing this ponygirl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot ...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns...and you don't eat sweets ...someone says they have a leatherman, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt. ...you watch a movie where someone gets tied up and scream at the screen, "Gimme a break, 3 minutes max to get out of that!" ...you go to the local county fair and

You Know Your Canadian When...
You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You hum David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme in the shower. You make up patriotic lyrics to go along with David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme. You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold". You can't do that on television...) You think there isn't enough of Peter Gzowski to go around. You think Ed the Sock is funny. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change. You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government. (My brother Brad... ) You cried when Gus "drowned" on Road To Avonlea. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the

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A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say " NOBODY better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I lo

You Know What?
Since I did a blog on random facts about me, and I'm in a mood, today's blogs are things that Mr 7000000 doesn't like. So you know just a tad more about me. I HATE cauliflower! It stinks, and tastes like cheesy ass to me. I don't like guys with very little hair, growing it so that it looks like they have alot...because it doesn't. I don't like things that I have to sit still for. I don't like things that take heavy concentration. I struggle greatly with the last two things. I hate people who say they can't find a job. You can't find a job that pays you for your overinflated opinion of yourself. I hate anything that Tyler Perry presents. I hate Avril Levigne, Oprah Winfrey, and Star Jones...not in that order. I think that anything with Jim Belushi in it should be considered a terrorist plot to bore us to death. I hate to lose. I hate taking the last piece of pizza, and rarely will. I hate confrontation, and I'm very passive/agressive. I hate rap songs where they talk s

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I felt something special Right from the start I opened up my soul Giving you my cherished heart I trusted you with it Hoping there would be no pain Into my world I let you Praying you would always remain I opened for you the door That I had protected each day Knowing no harm would come If I kept people away Your kind words fooled me I thought I knew what you meant The truth you kept hid While a message you sent You said you loved me This I wanted to be true Giving my soul to you this day Wanting my life to include you I then heard the words That tore me deep inside Many wounds you opened Ripping my heart deep and wide The words of love I had heard Quickly turned to those of hate Each day my pain grew more In doom had I sealed my loves fate The final day had now come When I heard those words good-bye I sat there in my dark world But in strength I refused to cry I knew it would be better If I just turned and walked away Forgetting you had entered my wo

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You Know You Want Too! Contact Dawn If U Wanna Join :) Ty
If you straddle the fence Bordering on Insanity We are just the Family for You We are Fubar's Newest Levelers The Mad Hatters ♥ DAWN ♥ Just a Lil MAD!! Co-Founder and Maddest of them all If you would like to join us Please visit our Family Page View the Mad Hatters Blog Add,Fan and Rate all members The send a mail requesting admittance The Mad Hatters - Family Profile@ fubar

You Know Your A Redneck When..
You know you’re a redneck when... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.' 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a poo

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sooooo ive been talkint o this person for awhile n i ave developed feelings for him and now im startin to look into his backround and it seems to me that he is jus a player im sick of it how can you say you want one thing and then do a whole different thing .... im tired of people lying about who they are .... i dont care if you are jus talkin to sum hoe on the internet its stillt he same shit as talkin to them in person.... i offically give up ..... I WILL BE DELETING MY FUBAR ACCT SO ALL YOU CHILDISH ASSHOLES...... BUH BYE!

You Know You Want To Own Me...
I've entered my first auction OMG!!! It opens on May 16th. Here is my offer: Owned in name 1 Mo Rate ALL SFW Pics 11 Rate all Stash Daily Comments Daily Gifts 5 Bling(my choice) Pimped out in Bully weekly Pimp out in Blog Linked in profile Will add link in a Bully when it becomes available.

You Know You Want A Dragonmaster!
Ladies it's time to get out your wallets! Have I got something for you! One of Fubar's Finest! He's a real sweetheart, a true gentleman and don't forget... Take a look at what this man has to offer.... Besides his stunning good looks! This offer won't last long! Get the DragonMaster while you can! Just click a pic any pic to go to the auction! Promotions brought to you by... Mz.Çµ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê™ *GIRL NEXT DOOR* ♥Slave & Wife to Master of Desires♥@ fubar

You Know You Want A Piece Of This .....
My lil Sis Persia has been stuck at Henchman forever! Rate/Add/Fan/Comment. Send her Fu-Bling! She has very limited computer access right now, anything will help. Help her move up a level: Per§ia, ETid, FFtl, FuGF Ruby Cairo ♥ Co-Skank to NSF You@ fubar The Photographer is in a Fu-Bux giveaway: ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Rockstar & Tappinit~ is in a Fu-Bling giveaway: Mrs Dub♫ aka 'KMAღM!£Aį™ is in a Happy Hour contest: Squirter Kayla is in a Blast Giveaway:

You Know
do you know that even a realy educated person is not smart,they only know what they were taught and i just don't understand why they think they are better then anyone,who is too say what ways is best too do something or how too say it,who says there thinking and no how is right teachers hahaha know one knows the answers too anything we just guess and hope for the best,so dont think you are better then me or that i am too good for you cause you are wrong

You Know
You know You know where i am You know where i'll be Sometimes you'll need a shoulder to cry on If you need it, just come and find me I'll hold you in my arms and never let you go I want to be your reason why I'll never purposly make you cry To see you cry would break my heart I've only seen you cry once And it broke my heart From the first tear's start All I want is to be Is the reason your heart beats I'd never let you fall Even if it hurt me I'd much rather hurt Than see you in any pain When I see you sad It eats me up on the inside It freezes my every vain

You Know...its Not Easy Being A Badfass Muthfu****
yah it comes natural. what can i say. lol.... so whats on your mind this early?...and y r u still up. ..and wtf r u doing reading my crappy blog???... ura nut!... n e way.....yup.. 1 bamf here.... and im still in denver.... so watch yo self now..haha. ps. just hit the waffle house n im stuffed. focker out!