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Top Ten Things To Think About If You Want To Change The World
Mahatma Gandhi believed that we must be the change we want to see in the world. This was well demonstrated when he helped India gain its independence. Gandhi was a revolutionary man, but he accomplished India's emergence as a nation without starting a revolution. In fact, he advocated no violence. One of the most powerful countries in the world yielded to the commitment of one man and the dream of millions. What change can we effect? What's the difference we want to make in the world? Gandhi said, "In a gentle way you can shake the world." Here are some things to think about how to do just that … 1. Know that all significant change throughout history has occurred not because of nations, armies, governments and certainly not committees. They happened as a result of the courage and commitment of individuals. People like Joan of Ark, Albert Einstein, Clara Barton, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Edison and Rosa Parks. They might not have done it alone, but they were, without question, th
Top 20 Things To Turn A Man Off During/before Sex
Top 20 things to turn a man off during/before sex 20. can i move in 19. laughs (woman) 18. Smelly vag (douche PLS) 17.I'am on my period (woman says "You can just go get a towel") 16. I just got over an STD 15.My birthday was yesterday i turned 13 14. Changes tv station 13. woman asks if your finished yet 12. Is this your first time 11. My dads home 10. Falls asleep 9. yelling out his dad's name 8. puts pillow over your head and beats the shyt outta you 7.Are you in yet 6. Finding out shes your cousin 5. dry cum stains on her ass 4. Finding out the woman has a penis 3. Realizing the penis is bigger than his 2. your mom can do better 1. Finding a used condom inside her
Top Ten Most Polluted Cities
L.A. tops list of nation's most polluted NOAKI SCHWARTZ, Associated Press Writer Tue May 1, 7:57 AM ET LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles can continue being the butt of smog jokes now that it has once again topped the American Lung Association's bad air list of most polluted cities in America. The association found that the Los Angeles-Long Beach-Riverside metropolitan area had the worst air based on 2003 through 2005 figures. The Pittsburgh area was ranked as the nation's second most polluted metropolitan area followed by Bakersfield, Calif., Birmingham, Ala., Detroit and Cleveland. Visalia, Calif., Cincinnati, Indianapolis and St. Louis rounded out the top 10.
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret...
Top Ten things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret... 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks... just sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable. 5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me? 3. The miracle what? This is better than world peace! 2. 75 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway. 1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that.
Top That Sneeze!
top That Sneeze! Chtop That Sneeze! Cherries and ginger may provide flavorful relief for allergies. The sneezing, wheezing, coughing and itchy eyes of a typical allergy attack are the body’s natural immune response to what it perceives as an enemy invasion—even though the invaders may be only harmless dust or pollen particles. The body mounts its counterattack by releasing substances called histamines, as well as other inflammatory compounds, to fight off the enemy. These misguided do-gooders inflame the mucous membranes and cause an allergy attack. Although there are plenty of drugs to bring relief, you can also turn to some foods for help during allergy season. A phytochemical called quercetin (found in tea, apples, grapes, cherries, onions, red wine, citrus fruits and some berries) has been shown to interfere with the body’s release of histamine. Quercetin also has anti-inflammatory properties, possibly helping to soothe inflamed mucous membranes. You could just dr
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked!!!!!! ;)
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.
Top 10 Things You Notice When You Get Old
TOP 10 THINGS YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU GET OLD 10. You think “libido” is Italian pasta 9. You repeat yourself 8. You find yourself dancing to elevator music 7. Your favorite kind of food is “soft” 5. You join a mall-walking league 5. Joggers pass you when you’re driving 4. A “quickie” becomes a nap at a red light 3. You repeat yourself 2. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth then you do 1. Sex becomes a job and you have to file for unemployment
Top Ten Rights Of A Dominant"
Top Ten Rights of a Dominant" 1. A Dom/Domme has the right to absolute honesty from the submissive. 2. A Dom/Domme has the right to as much clear communication as the submissive can give. 3. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told All of the submissives' needs/desires. 4. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told the submissives' secret dreams. 5. A Dom/Domme has the right to be wrong, as long as it doesn't compromise the submissives' safety. (That's how we learn to get better) 6. A Dom/Domme has the right to safety as much as any subbie does. 7. A Dom/Domme has the right to experiment with ideas in a scene negotiation. 8. A Dom/Domme has the right to be silly. 9. A Dom/Domme has the right to call a safe-word. 10. A Dom/Domme has the right to Love the submissive for who they are, not who they wish to be for the Dom/Domme.
Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian...
(From Blackrose's MySpace Blog)Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian...10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got kil
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Top Ten Least Popular Self Help Books
10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire" 9. "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell Sprewell 8. "Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair" 7. "How To Win Friends And Influence People In The Bus Station Men's Room" 6. "If You Want To Lose Weight, Just Stop Eating, You Fat Cow" 5. "George Michael's Do-It-Yourself Handbook" 4. "Five Simple Steps To Reducing All Human Problems To An Over-Generalized Formula" 3. "8 Weeks To A Sweatier You" 2. "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, At Least One Teletubby Is From The West Village" 1. "It's Hopeless" by Jack Kevorkian
Top Ten Tips To Know If You Have Pms
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Top Ten Tips To Know If You Have Pms
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Top 30 Things...
YOU WON'T EVER HEAR A HARLEY MAN SAY 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 28. I'm a vegetarian. 27. I've got it all on the "C:" drive. 26. Duct tape won't fix that. 25. Come to think of it, I'll have a martini. 24. We don't keep no firearms in this house. 23. You can't feed that to the dog. 22. Do you think my gut is too big? 21. Her shirt is too see-through. 20. I'll have grapefruit and whole wheat toast instead of the biscuits and gravy. 19. Who gives a damn about NASCAR? Let's watch soccer! 18. Five tattoos is enough for any man. 17. Smoking is such a nasty habit. 16. She needs to put her shirt down. 15. I wonder if I can get some quieter pipes? 14. Hand me that metric wrench there. 13. I'd rather take the truck. 12. Light beer just tastes better. 11. Sturgis is too far to ride to. 10. Brass knuckles and chains are for sissies. I prefer kung-fu! 9. Hustler?
Top 30 Things!
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: written by a guy. after years of experience. 1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't te
Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good To Be Irish
10 ) No one expects too much from us. 9 ) We can be grumpy bastards and people put it down to "that feisty Irish temprement" 8 ) Every bar tender is your friend 7 ) It's lonely at the top.... ipso facto .... Irish people are never lonely 6 ) You will never be asked to cook aTraditional Meal from back home(Ref the Irish menu below) 5 ) Our Telephone book indexes are so simple, everyones name begins with "O". 4 ) We sound exactly the same sober as we do drunk. (This is still only theoretical since no one has ever found a sober Irish man) 3 ) We've got the luck of the Irish.... ( this was bestowed on us by God as an apology for our limited inteligence, our less than stunning looks, and, most of all, for the neigbours that he gave us.) 2 ) When we emmigrate from Ireland to the U.S., we increase the IQ of both countries. 1 ) We're not English.
Top 10 Things For A Bloke Waking Up With A Moowie
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 1. Finally find that damned G spot!
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
10.) Well, how about that! I'm lost. Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9.) You know, pumpkin. Now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8.) I noticed that all your friends have a certain negative attitude. I like that! 7.) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy! 6.) What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5.) Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party. 4.) Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies. You know, that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3.) No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now, quit your belly aching and let's go to the mall. 2.) What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1.) Father's Da
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud At Victoria's Secret
10 Does this come in children's sizes? 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7 Mom will love this. 6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 4 Will you model this for me??? 3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! 1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
Top 10 Things To Say On A Date
10. "I sure like chicken." 9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?" 8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!" 7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)" 6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)" 5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!" 4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!" 3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?" 2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!" 1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"
Top Ten Reasons It Sucks To Be A Penis
10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master strangles you all the time. 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 7. You shrink in cold water. 6. You never get a haircut. 5. You always hang around with 2 nuts. 4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole. 3. Your best friend is a pussy. 2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis: 1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
Top Ten Things Men Know About Women... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. lol
Top Ten Times In History When Saying F**k Was Funny
10) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 9) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer 8) "Any f**king idiot could understand that! " - Einstein 7) "It DOES f**king look like her!" - Picasso 6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain ?" - Joan of Arc 3) "Scattered f**king showers... my arse!" - Noah 2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" -J.F.K. 1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton
The Top 10 Things Dads Won't Ever Say...
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -
Top Ten Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped...
1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary". 8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
Top 10 Tips For Understanding And Managing Your Autistic Child's Behavior
Children with autism are LESS likely to misbehave intentionally than typical children. Their apparent bad behaviors -- such as bolting from the room, whacking a peer, refusing to take part in circle time, climbing the fridge -- are often caused by external problems that can be solved by calm, creative parents. These hints and tips, provided in part by About.com readers, may make for a calmer family life. 1) Know Your Child Few autistic children are intentionally "bad." Many have difficult behaviors. So what's going on? Each child is different, and knowing your own child is key to taking action. Is your child extra-sensitive to sound and light? Does she need lots of sensory input? Is he likely to misunderstand a close approach? The more you know, the easier it is to troubleshoot a situation. 2) Modify Your Expectations Your mother may have expected you to sit still through a full dinner hour. But that's not a reasonable expectation for most children with autism. Consider starting wi
Top Tip For The Day
If you want to avoid crying uncontrollably... Don't rub migrastick on your jaw.
Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day...
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud At Victoria's Secret
10 Does this come in children's sizes? 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7 Mom will love this. 6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 4 Will you model this for me??? 3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! 1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
Top 10 Things To Say On A Date
Top 10 Things to Say on a Date 10. "I sure like chicken." 9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?" 8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!" 7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)" 6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)" 5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!" 4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!" 3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?" 2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!" 1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"
The Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
1 This explains your car. 2 I never saw one like that before. 3 But it still works, right? 4 Are you cold? 5 I guess this makes me the early bird. 6 Ahhhh, it's cute. 7 Can I be honest with you? 8 Maybe it looks better in natural light. 9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Top 30 Things
Top 30 Things you'll never hear a Southern Boy say: 30. Oh, I just couldn't - she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup - it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have the tofu, instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who cares who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the c:drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is regi
Top This
I wanted to pimp out a friend that everyone should have. I say she's the ultimate for showing love. In the last 2 days she's spend hour rating and showing me love as well as others. We all want friends that show love. So you all know what to do add, fan and rate her. ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fubar Wife 2 "GoozTX" *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures@ fubar
Top 10 Things To Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND T
Top 10 Terrific Traits Of Autism
If you're sick of hearing about all the "deficits" challenging people on the autism spectrum, join the club! But for every down side to autism, there seems to be a positive -- an unusual trait that rarely appears among the "typical" community, but shines out among autistic folk. These plusses are well worth celebrating. 1. Autistic People Rarely Lie We all claim to value the truth, but almost all of us tell little white lies. All, that is, except people on the autism spectrum. To them, truth is truth -- and a good word from a person on the spectrum is the real deal. 2. People on the Autism Spectrum Live in the Moment How often do typical people fail to notice what's in front of their eyes because they're distracted by social cues or random chitchat? People on the autism spectrum truely attend to the sensory input that surrounds them. Many have achieved the ideal of mindfulness. 3. People with Autism Rarely Judge Others Who's fatter? Richer? Smarter? For people on the autism
Top Ten Most Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
Top 10 Things Never To Say To Your Master
Of course a sweet slave like myself would never say these things.....this is just a public service announcement, to keep my sisters out of trouble. 1. "No." 2. "i dunno..." 3. "You can't make me..." 4. "Don't get Your panties in a wad, twinkle-toes.....i'm getting to it..." 5. "Don't touch me..." 6. "What's for dinner?..." 7. "Who taught You how to swing that thing?..." 8. "What's Your problem, grumpy-ass?..." 9. "Stop it..." 10. "Just be still....it won't hurt....much..."
Top Ten Signs
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair 10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
Top 10 Things Overheard At The New York Comic Con
Top 10 Things Overheard at the New York Comic Con 10. How’s my bulge look in these tights? 9. No, Mr. West, I won’t grease your batpole. 8. Is that an Ewok or has Gary Coleman grown a beard? 7. Does this Jedi robe make me look fat? 6. Just when you thought George Lucas has exhausted the marketing of Star Wars — lightsaber condoms! 5. Melody Anderson is no longer in mint condition. 4. Who the hell is Melody Anderson? 3. Only one thing could top this — an Internet porn convention. 2. I heard Mark Hamill will autograph for food. 1. Quol lip no marg’rk. (Loose translation: I’m 37, wear prescription pants, and only have sex when I am within arm’s length of a glory hole.)
Top 10 Things I’d Do If I Were A Jedi
Top 10 Things I’d Do If I Were a Jedi 10. Chug a Colt 45 with Lando Calrissian. 9. Party with Queen Amidala and her clone handmaidens. 8. Clothe myself in the soft, luxuriant fur of an Ewok. 7. Trade in my Whiffle ball bat for a real lightsaber. 6. Finally slash my lightsaber through the air without making that whoosh-whoosh sound with my mouth. 5. Use the Force to lose the 10 pounds I gained over the holidays. 4. Join the Dark Side for the weekend! Then vow never to do it again. 3. Choke my boss…with my mind. 2. Hunt down Jar Jar Binks, run lightsaber through his heart, mount head in den. 1. Play Jedi mind games with Jessica Alba.
Top Ten Pickup Lines For Use On International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? Ho
Top Ten
TEN THINGS 1. Are you single? 2. Are you happy? 3. Are you bored? 4. Are you sad? 5. Are you Italian? 6. Are you German? 7. Are you Asian? 8. Are you cool? 9. Are you Irish? 10. Are your parents still married? TEN FACTS 1. Birth Place: 2. Hair Color: 4. Hair style: 5. Eye color: 6. Birthday: 7. Mood: 8. Where do you live? 9. How many credit cards do you have? 10. Lefty/righty? TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 1. Have you ever been in love? 2. Do you believe in love at first sight? 3. Why did your last relationship fail? 4. Have you ever been hurt? 5. Have you ever broken someones heart? 6. Are you in love? 7. Are you friends with your exs? 8. Are you afraid of commitment? 9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? 10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? TEN THIS OR THAT? 1. Love or lust? 2. Liquor or beer? 3. Cats or dogs? 4. A few best friends or many regular friends? 5. Television or Internet? 6. Pepsi or co
Top Ten Restaurant Types For A Date
1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner
The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
Note: There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the
Top Ten
1. LOVE ME IF U CAN-TOBY KEITH 2. COLLIDE-HOWIE DAY 3. TRIP-HEDLEY 4. SORRY-BUCKCHERRY 5. HEAR U ME- 6. I TRIED-BONE THUGS AND HARMONY 7. MOMENTS-EMERSON DRIVE 8. SLIPPIN-DMX 9. THREE DAYS GRACE-NEVER TO LATE 10. EVERYTIME I HEAR YOUR NAME-KIETH ANDERSON
Top Ten Signs Of Leprechaun Stalker Problem
Generic-looking green van parked across the street with Notre Dame bumper sticker. Every time you turn around the pitter-pattering stops and that green fire hydrant seems to have gotten a little closer. Green lipstick marks on the butt of your Dockers. You're being followed by a large woman with a sultry voice and a dying career. (Oops! That's a sign you're being stalked by Chaka Khan.) You don't recall owning an anatomically correct lawn gnome. Card delivered with the bouquet of 4-leaf clovers reads, "I bet you're magically delicious!" When you come home from work, the potatoes are missing from the cupboard and your parrot is singing "Danny Boy." Prank caller has a really corny Irish accent, and Richard Gere has an airtight alibi. Those tiny green hairs on your toilet seat. Sultry voice from shower soap dish asks, "Is that your shillelagh, or are you just happy to see me?" Pink hearts, yellow moons, blue diamonds scratched on your car at knee-level, and R
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
Top 10 Things To Do At The Mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
Top 10 Things Food Corporations Don't Want You To Know
Top 10 things food corporations don't want you to know ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 30 Sep 2007, 12:29 thanksThe Gaian DragonEmanations Of LoveDate: Nov 6 2006 1:06 PMThe giant food corporations have one mission: selling more food and beverage products to consumers. Succeeding with that mission depends on keeping consumers in the dark on certain issues such as the presence cancer-causing chemicals found in popular food products.Here are ten things the food corporations, whose products dominate grocery store shelves across the United States and other countries, absolutely do not want you to know.1. The ingredients listed on the label aren't the only things in the food. Cancer-causing chemicals such as acrylamides may be formed in the food during high-heat processing, yet there's no requirement to list them on the label. Residues of solvents, pesticides and other chemicals may also be present, but also do not have to be listed. The
50 Top Things Created By Canadians
50 Top Things Created By Canadians ************************************************************ 1. Insulin, Treatment for Diabetes [1921, Frederick Banting, Charles Best] 2. Telephone [1876, Alexander Graham Bell] 3. Light Bulb [1874, Henry Woodward, Mathew Evans] 4. Five Pin Bowling [1908, Thomas F. Ryan] 5. Wonderbra [1964, Louise Poirier] 6. Pacemaker [1950, John Hopps, Wilfred Bigelow, John Callaghan] 7. Robertson Screw, 1908 [Peter Robertson] 8. Zipper [1913, Gideon Sundback] 9. Electric Wheelchair [1952, George Klein] 10. Poutine [1957, Fernand Lachance] 11. Cobalt-60 “Bomb” Cancer Treatment [1951, Harold Johns] 12. Java Programming Language [1994, James Arthur Gosling] 13. Bloody Caesar [1969, Walter Chell] 14. Canadarm [1975, Spar Aerospace/NRC] 15. Standard time [1878, Sir Sandford Fleming] 16. Electron Microscope [1939, James Hillier, Albert Prebus] 17. Ski-Doo [1922, Armand Bombardier] 18. BlackBerry [1999, Mike Lazaridis] 19. Radio Voice Transmission [
Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Funeral
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Top Ten Kids' Instructions On Life
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1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes." 2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide." 3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em." 8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package. 9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Dj
1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD... SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO! [The DJ has to play for more than one person... so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to, one way or another, dumbass!] 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"! [Get real! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT!] 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... [PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. We have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long... Do us a favour and DON'T give us a rendition of your favorite song, however good you might think you are... dipshit!] 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT! [Oh, sure... you just polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.] 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT! [The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in your theory!] 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT! [Why settle for
Top Ten Reasons Halloween Is Better Then Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!
Top Ten By Kissamedeadly
While gender roles have often been set in stone so to speak in western culture, those roles are changing and the line between what guys and gals are supposed to be doing becoming blurred or erased all together. In an age where women can be astronauts and brain surgeons, why cannot men be stay at home dads? The trend is becoming more and more popular as the marketplace opens up for women to earn and do as much as their male counterparts in predominately male occupations. Couples choose to have the man stay at home and raise their children for many reasons. Sometimes the woman has a higher income or is on a fast paced career track that is monetarily beneficial for the family than the mans. Sometimes the man decides to stay home to be more accessible to his children and deal with a child crisis such as an illness or behavior problem. Sometimes the couple decides even before they have children who will stay at home. Whatever the reason, Stay at home dads are just as vital to the up rearing
Top Ten "global Warming" Myths
MYTH 10. IT'S HOT IN HERE! When comedian Henny Youngman was asked, "How's your wife?" he would respond, "Compared to what?" A more critical media would ask the same question about the temperature. Present temperatures are warm if you compare today to, say, the 1970s, or to the Little Ice Age (about 1200 A.D. to the end of the nineteenth century), or to thousands of years ago. Select many other baselines, for example, compared to the 1930s, or 1000 A.D. -- or 1998 -- and it is presently cool. Cooling does paint a far more frightening picture given that another ice age would be truly catastrophic, while throughout history warming periods have always ushered in prosperity. Maybe that's why the greens tried "global cooling" first. MYTH 9. THE 1990S WERE THE HOTTEST DECADE ON RECORD Targeting the intellectually lazy and easily frightened, this claim ignores numerous obvious factors. Of course, "on record" means "since we developed reliable temperature records," which gene
Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much At Thanksgiving Dinner...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. 7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet. 6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July. 5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!" 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department. 2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt. 1. You're sweatin' gravy.
Top Ten Signs You've Eaten 2 Much
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. 7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet. 6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July. 5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!" 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department. 2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt. 1. You're sweatin' gravy.
Top Ten Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh,
The Top 10 Thangs Men Know For Sufe About Women
p Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women :::: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have boobs.
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor 6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict with Great Sense of Humor 5. STLSM -- Show Tune-Loving Straight Male 4. SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown the President 3. EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick 2. WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack and Drives A Pinto and the Number One 1. WSUBFC -- Will Screw Ugly Bastards for Cash
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!
The Top Ten Questions
Okay, we all get tired of answering certain questions over and over...Well, here is my final word on some of those...If I am asked these in the future, I may refer you to this blog,lol... 1.)Are they real or bought and paid for? - They are,in fact, real. No Plastic Surgeon has altered them in any way, although they have been tampered with by a 'handful' of medical professionals during exams, including one dentist,whose name I can not mention due to our ongoing trial. 2.)Are you really Irish? - Hmmm...Let's look at the evidence. Red hair, freckles, green eyes, name Shannon... It's questionable... 3.)Why are you still single? - I live in a town,population 750,in the middle of a densely forested area...The closest supermarket is approximately an hour from my home...The only way to find a man here, especially this time of year, is to strap a pair of antlers to my head and prance around in the woods. And I am not much of a prancer. 4.)If you really like me, would you tie
Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A Date
10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!" 9. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter." 8. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature." 7. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" 6. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?" 5. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?" 4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." 3. "I just got my license today." 2. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?" 1. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
Top Ten Hellish Things Said During Sex
10. Well it was my first time having sex. And me and my boyfriend were excited! It started out great at least the first two minutes. Then all he kept doing was talking. Not even romantic things. Stuff about his friends and family. 9. Ok no one "said" this. A song came on the random mp3 playlist on the PC in the backround. "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monthy Python. Offputting... 8. BLOW ME 7. Hey Don't Worry Baby! Think Of My Genital Warts As Nature's French Ticklers! 6. I was dating this fireman, let's call him Kevin. Who wasn't very good in bed to begin with and could only have sex to the beat of music. His favorite? Van Halen of course. During the middle of "running with the devil" we went to change positions, and he said "why don't you swing that stinkhole over here to the edge if the bed". I did swing to the edge of the bed, leapt off, got my clothes and bailed. In his car. (I did return it 4 days later.) He could not understand what my problem was because when I told
'top Ten George W. Bush Moments'
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Top Ten Thoughts For 2008
TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won\'t bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can\'t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the \'60\'s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
Top 5 Turn Ons
**1. Intelligence sprinkled with creativity and liberally slathered in a sense of humor. 2. Incredible bedroom eyes that can melt with....that.....Look. 3. An ass that makes ya just wanna squeeze it....and stuff. 4. One who is in control....if You know what i mean. 5. REAL-ness and honesty.
Top 5 Turn Offs
1. Being sent unsolicited cock pics. I already have an extensive collection. 2. Being begged....ad nauseum....to rate them. 3. Small cocks. I wanna at least be able to feel it, ok? 4. This list sure seems to be about one topic, eh? 5. The opposites of everything on my Top 5 Turn Ons.
Top Ten Thoughts For 2008
Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing. Number 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30? Number 2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: 'Life is like
Top Ten Ways To Know If You Have Pms...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day...
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......
The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perce
Top Ten Reasons Why Athame Handles Are Black
Just a few definitions for you beginners: 1st Degree: A person who gets to do all the work. 2nd Degree: A person who gets to complain about the 1st degrees and the High Priestess. 3rd Degree: A person who never shows up at rituals. Athame: A ritual knife; the bigger the knife, the less power the bearer has. Book of Shadows: A messy, handwritten book that contains copies of everyone else's rituals. Ceremonial Magician: Someone with bad hygiene habits, who reads Crowley, takes drugs and practices looking menacing. Circle: Some assemblage of people standing or sitting in an uneven, or oval shape. Coven: A bunch of people who fight like family and get together several times a month to party. Crowley: A weird guy whom lots of people worship because he died a syphilitic drug addict. (Kinda like Curt Cobain and Elvis). Full Moon: Any Saturday that occurs sometime close to the actual calendar full moon. High Priest: Whoever the High Priestess is sleeping with t
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
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Top Tier Marketing System
Carbon Copy Pro is a marketing system that promotes a "top-tier" direct sales opportunity. This is important because "top-tier" programs that use a direct sales approach probably offer a greater potential to build a substantial income in network marketing as opposed to a "traditional" mlm compensation plan. Two main reasons for this are: - the rising costs associated with recruiting - the very high attrition rates in the mlm industry When the average new recruit in your business only lasts for approximately 3 months, it makes it very difficult to build a reliable residual income. However, when your commissions are paid "up front" as in a direct sales compensation plan, this has much less of an impact on your bottom line. Carbon Copy Pro appears to be promoting the "right" type of business for today's market. Wealth Masters International-Top tier marketing system
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Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-06-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Seether- Fake It 2. Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver 3. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 4. Rehab - Sittin at the Bar 5. Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug 6. Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar 7. Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch 8. Shinedown - 45 9. Alice Cooper - Poison 10. Def Lepard - Poor Some Sugar on Me Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!!
Top Ten On 3-13-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-13-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver 2. Rob Zombie - Pussy Licker 3. Alice Cooper - Poison 4. Trapt - Headstrong 5. Shinedown - 45 6. Sublime - Santeria 7. Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug 8. Papa Roach - Forever 9. Seether - Fake It 10. Rehab - Sittin at the Bar Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!!
Top Ten On 3-20-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-20-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 2. Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy 3. Seether - Fake It 4. Alice Cooper - Poison 5. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 6. Timberland - The Way I Are 7. Buckcherry - Sorry 8. Snoop Dog - Sensual Seduction 9. Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flavor 10. Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!!
The Top 5 Things That Women Falsely Assume About Men
From Oprah to Dr. Phil, from all your "girly" magazines, from all the stories you've heard from your girlfriends, a lot of women have these "conventional wisdoms" about guys that they swear are just gospel. Sad thing is, there are enough asshole guys, and enough bullshit that can be twisted around to make assumptions seem as factual. But it just isn't always the case. So many things are said about men that too many women, and too many of us men accept as true. 1. All men are DOGS!.....If that was the case, we wouldn't socialize by taking you out to eat and to the movies. We'd just sniff your ass, hike up your skirt, and fuck you sideways until someone grabs the garden hose and sprays us off of you. Most men, by nature, are visual creatures. So yes, we base a lot off of physical features. But when maturity and experience actually sets in, we know better than to just fall for a pretty face or a slim waist. And if your personal experiences have you screaming that all men are dogs, what
Top Ten On 3-27-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-27-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 2. Snoop Dog - Sensual Seduction 3. Timberland - The Way I Are 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Him - Wings of a Butterfly 6. Def Lepard - Pour Some Sugar on Me 7. Seether - Fake It 8. Cream - Strange Brew 9. Devil Driver - I could Care Less 10. Dixie Chicks - Lullaby Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! [[ Not Sure if im going to continue with the Countdown after this. Not Any Feedback and it seems people are not enjoying this. So Ill go be a normal lame as DJ and just take request and be dull and boring. Hope your happy. ]]
Top Ten On 4-3-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 4-03-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Mudvayne - Happy 2. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 3. Theory Of A Deadman - So Happy 4. Metallica - One 5. Akon - Smack That 6. Kid Rock - Cowboy 7. Foo Fighters - The Pretender 8. Evanesence - Going Under 9. God Smack - I Fucking Hate You 10. Hinder - Lips of an Angel Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!!
Top Ten On 4-10-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 4-10-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Hed Pe - Wake Up 2. Stone Sour - Through Glass 3. Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy 4. Ten Years - Beautiful 5. Metallica - Sanitarium 6. Korn - Coming Undone 7. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 8. Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flavor 9. Shinedown - 45 10. Black Label Society - Suicide Messiah Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! Your Top 10 Request is Every Thursday Night at 11pm Eastern time!
Top Ten On 4-17-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 4-17-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Hed Pe - Wake Up 2. Seether - FMLYHM 3. ACDC - You Shook me all night long 4. Alice Cooper - Poison 5. Metallica - Hero of the Day 6. Seether - Fake It 7. 3 Doors Down - Loser 8. Korn & Limp Bizkit - All In the Family 9. Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch 10. GNR - Pretty Tied Up Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! Your Top 10 Request is Every Thursday Night at 11pm Eastern time!
The Top Ten April Fools' Jokes -- For Nerds...
Here are the top 10 tech-related April Fools' jokes to play on friends and co-workers. The best geek pranks make a gadget or a co-worker's computer appear "broken." Watch with glee as the unsuspecting victim goes mental trying to figure it out. Remember, jokes are supposed to be funny, so don’t really break anything. 1. Re-map the Keyboard of Your Excitable Co-worker Every company has a sales rep who uses exclamation marks excessively ("C'mon guys!! We can do better this quarter!!!"). Use a program like KeyExtender, a registry hack that re-maps their keyboard so that exclamations and question marks are switched. They may begin to question their sunny outlook in life: "C'mon guys?? We can do better this quarter??? Guys??" As they paw helplessly at their keyboards, sidle up and 'fix' their problem. Don’t forget to smile. 2. The Speech-to-Text Platform Joke You'll need a wireless keyboard for this. Set up a meeting with a colleague to teach them a speech-recognition program
Top Ten On 5-1-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 5-1-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Mudvayne - Happy 2. Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough 3. Theory of a Deadman - So Happy 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide 6. Pantera - Walk 7. Hed Pe - Wake Up 8. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 9. Three Days Grace - Riot 10. Seether - FMLYHM Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! Your Top 10 Request is Every Thursday Night at 11pm Eastern time!
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.
Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Chronically Ill Person
Top 10 things NOT to say to a chronically ill person See the Rest Ministries/HopeKeepers T-shirt with this saying on the back! 10. You can't be in that much pain 9. Stop being lazy and get a job 8. You just want attention 7. Your illness is caused by stress 6. No pain. . . no gain! 5. It's all in your head 4. If you just got out of the house... 3. You're so lucky to get to stay in bed all day. 2. Just pray harder 1. But you look so good! Copyright, Lisa Copen, Reprint permission granted if the following is included: Reprinted with permission of Lisa Copen, Copyright 2007, National Invisible Chronic Illness Awareness Week, http://www.invisibleillness.com
The Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating Is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. ... and the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex .... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Top Ten Reasons To Have Sex...
10 Reasons to have sex 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It�s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don�t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes dr
Top 10 Things Poets Shouldn't Worry About
Top 10 Things Poets Shouldn't Worry About by LateNiteFantasy© with love Top 10 Things Poets Shouldn't Worry About A sage once remarked that "Worry is like a rocking chair: It'll keep you busy but won't Take you anywhere." Poets tend to place too Much emphasis on what Others think about their work, Thus here are the top ten things We shouldn't worry about. 10. The correct style. There is no such thing. 9. If others will like my poem. 8. Has the theme been addressed before. 7. Will it be misunderstood? 6. Is it politically correct. 5. Is it too sexual. 4. Will it be offensive? 3. Have I rewritten it enough times? 2. Will anyone read it? 1. I shoudn't be writing. We have as much right as anyone To write poetry or any other style You may chose. Let your heart dictate The message. "Don't worry, write happy."
Top Ten Rights Of A Dominant"
Top Ten Rights of a Dominant" 1. A Dom/Domme has the right to absolute honesty from the submissive. 2. A Dom/Domme has the right to as much clear communication as the submissive can give. 3. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told All of the submissives' needs/desires. 4. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told the submissives' secret dreams. 5. A Dom/Domme has the right to be wrong, as long as it doesn't compromise the submissives' safety. (That's how we learn to get better) 6. A Dom/Domme has the right to safety as much as any subbie does. 7. A Dom/Domme has the right to experiment with ideas in a scene negotiation. 8. A Dom/Domme has the right to be silly. 9. A Dom/Domme has the right to call a safe-word. 10. A Dom/Domme has the right to Love the submissive for who they are, not who they wish to be for the Dom/Domme.
The Top Ten Things Men Know *for Sure* About Women
The Top Ten Things Men Know *FOR SURE* About Women 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand . . .
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4 Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand : 1. OTHER WOMEN
Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. 5
Top Ten Pickup Lines For Use On International Talk Like A Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. Th
Top Ten Ways To Say "you're Zipper Is Down"
by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You' ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars..... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the Number 1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear A Guy Say
Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear a Guy Say Let's hope our men get the hint. By Bethany Heitman You already know that most guys aren’t exactly master communicators. And while you’re willing to put up with a lot, certain phrases are as grating to your ears as the reject reel from American Idol. To help you out, we made a cheat sheet for guys so that you never have to be bothered with them saying stupid things again. Read it and then send it on to all the men you know... 10. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” Um, if we knew, we wouldn’t have asked. Plus, there’s nothing sexier than a man who can take the lead and plan a date. (Extra points for taking control after the date, too) 9. “Shhh the game’s on" We get it, sports are important. But shushing us even when it’s a time out is simply unacceptable. Just give us two seconds, and we’ll let you get back to the big game 8“Chill Out” or “Relax” Nothing is more unnerving than being told to calm down. If you had
Top Ten Rights Of A Dominant
Top Ten Rights of a Dominant" 1. A Dom/Domme has the right to absolute honesty from the submissive. 2. A Dom/Domme has the right to as much clear communication as the submissive can give. 3. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told All of the submissives' needs/desires. 4. A Dom/Domme has the right to be told the submissives' secret dreams. 5. A Dom/Domme has the right to be wrong, as long as it doesn't compromise the submissives' safety. (That's how we learn to get better) 6. A Dom/Domme has the right to safety as much as any subbie does. 7. A Dom/Domme has the right to experiment with ideas in a scene negotiation. 8. A Dom/Domme has the right to be silly. 9. A Dom/Domme has the right to call a safe-word. 10. A Dom/Domme has the right to Love the submissive for who they are, not who they wish to be for the Dom/Domme. Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] Comment on this post..
The Top Ten Breeches Of Bdsm Etiquette
The Top Ten Breeches of BDSM Etiquette By Mistress Ren Growing up, we are taught the importance of etiquette - societal etiquette, business etiquette, etiquette for Grandma's house, etc. Good etiquette is our way of showing others that we respect them. Having been in the scene for quite a while, I've witnessed my share of faux pas. The following are breeches of scene etiquette that I have seen over the years. They are in no particular order… 1) Talking indiscreetly about private BDSM parties. Whether it be before the fact - or after - talking indiscreetly about play parties can, at the least, get folks angry with you, and, at the most, have you permanently removed from future guest lists. Because private homes or function spaces can only accommodate so many people, many party hosts find that they are limited in the number of folks they can invite. When invitees talk openly about the upcoming party, or a party they have just attended, people not on the guest list tend
The Top Ten Breeches Of Bdsm Etiquette
The Top Ten Breeches of BDSM Etiquette 1.) If it is not yours do not touch!!!! (Touching other people's partners without permission) You would never walk into a supermarket and begin fondling a stranger, would you? Of course not! And yet, it happens often in BDSM clubs and private parties all the time. There are some egotistic Dominants who feel that all submissives - regardless of who might own them - are fair game. These dominants think nothing of approaching a submissive, and not only ordering them about, but helping themselves to the submissive's body. Why do they get away with it? Mostly because newbie submissives don't realize they have the right to tell this rude interloper to go blow. Touching another person without their express permission is not only a rude invasion of privacy and the height of bad BDSM manners, but can also be considered a crime of sexual harassment or sexual assault. So think twice before you help yourself! 2.) Touching other people's to
Top Ten Ways To Have An Affair And Get Caught
Most everyone believes when they get married that it will be forever. However, the reality in today's world is that many marriages fail and result in divorce. Other married couples may fall out of love and grow to dislike one another more than they care to admit. But for a variety of reasons (kids, money, religious beliefs etc...), they remain husband and wife in theory primarily. These types of marriages can inevitably lead one or both spouses to seek the comfort of another adult and eventually cheat on one another. Another scenario that may lead a married person to be unfaithful is an unexpected meeting with someone who sweeps them off their feet. Despite their attempts to prevent this relationship from becoming an extramarital affair, they may find their feelings to powerful to deny and thus give into their desires to be with this new person. The saying "Life is too short..." comes to mind as justification for this new love or lust. Yet other married people may consciously
Top Ten Reasons You Will Know It Is Almost Thanksgiving
I love Top Ten Lists...and i thot i would take a stab at writing one..just for the fun of it... ok..here goes..if u like it..tell me..if u don't..then...well...keep it to urself.... Lemme see...Thursdays Top Ten Reasons ...Why You Know its Almost Thanksgiving.... 10. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if you go to the grocery store and there aren't any more Brussel Sprouts in the veggie section.... 9. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if you go to the mall and they have Christmas decorations covered in sheets..... 8. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if the only turkeys in Washington have feathers..... 7. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if reruns of Martha Stewart getting stuffed...i mean stuffing a turkey are on daily.... 6. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if you live in Buffalo NY and there is already 5 feet of snow on the ground... 5. You know it is almost Thanksgiving if you call a 1- 888 number and you are told the best way to baste your bird...
Top 10 Things Learned Today 11/22
So there are a few things I've learned Today. 1. No matter how good of a friend you are its never good enough for some people. 2. There are things that even you dont know about people you've known all your life. 3. There will always be someone out there that will hurt you no matter how high your build your wall. 4. You can be friends one minute and enemies the next. 5. If you allow them to people will take advantage of you at every turn. 6. True friends dont just want to be your friend when somethings wrong with them or they need something. 7. Taking risks wont always pay off and are almost never worth the effort. 9. No matter how hard you try there will always people how dont like you. 10. The internet is the internet..so believe about 1/3 of what people tell you and dont take it too seriously!
Top 10 Things I Learned Today 11/23
10. Dont take life so seriously 9. True friends give back what you give 8. When life hands you lemons instead of making Lemonade sometimes you have to grab the Tequilla and salt! 7. No matter how bad things get they can always get worse 6. People in glass houses will always be the first ones to need your help. 5. Its just hair! It'll grow back! 4. You dont need money to be happy, but you do need it to live. 3. Something bought from money earned is far more precious then something given. 2. Dont take life so seriously!! 1. If you want to be happy you can be, if you want to be sad you will be, if you want icecream GO BUY IT!!
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish sp
Top Things To Do When You're Bored...
Seeing as it's my blog I'll start the list. 1. Masturbate! :|
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree
10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide. 9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it. 7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan fora joy ride. 6. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it. 5. You brushed the door coming into the house, and now it's totally bare. 4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it. 3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours. 2. Some guy named Akbar puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it. 1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size".
Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Cell Phone Sales Rep. Lmfao
This is for you AT&T Reps, however, a lot of it applies to all of us. LMFAO #10...But my bill says AT&T now...... Ok genius...you signed up with Cingular, you have been billed by Cingular for years, and your phone says Cingular on the outside. The only thing that has changed in your world is the logo on your bill. Let me put it into perspective...If you buy a box of Frosted Flakes, and your wife puts a picture of the Lucky Charms guy on the box, does the contents inside magically change into pink hearts and yellow moon marshmallows? Convert over or deal with the reality that you signed up with the wrong team. #9...Best Buy sells the RAZR cheaper.... It’s called a promotion. Their reps are hourly employees which mean no commission is paid out. Best Buy keeps that commission for themselves. It does not phase them to cut into their own commission to get gross adds which allows them to hit a bonus payout. Plus they can mark up a refrigerator $200 to make up to $100 dis
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear A Girl Say
1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends? 3) Great fart!! Rip another one! 4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my c*nt. 5) You should see the shit I just birthed. 6) I'd rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping. 7) Let's start subscribing to Hustler. 8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend? 9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it! 10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm buying.
The Top Ten Rules
1- (BE YOURSELF) Don't try to pretend that your someone that your not by posting photos that aren't of yourself or quotes that aren't yours, and any kind of information that is made up. Just be yourself, point blank. 2- (Friend Request) don't get pissed off or upset over it when someone doesn't accept your friend request. If I don't want to add you as a friend so what, get over it, its myspace peoples. 3- (Bulletins) Stop posting bulletins about stupid surveys and or dumb random things. If it's not important or for advertising, no one is going to care, and half of the people in your friends list don't check their bulletins anyway. So Stop wasting your time and mine. 4- (Photo Albums) If you keep getting comments on your photo's that you don't want then don't post them up there, and if you have photo's marked as private then you probably shouldn't have posted them up in the first place. 5- (Comments) Don't go blaming someone else for getting caugh
Top Ten
C’mon, admit it. Whether you like it or not, every single person on Earth has a sexual fetish of their own. Some get their rocks off by spanking during sex. Others are aroused by bondage of some kind. I, for one, am an omolagniac. But before you think I’m some kind of sick pervert, omolagnia is basically getting turned on by nudity. And who isn’t turned on by people getting nekked? D-uh! To turn a certain segment of the world’s population on, however, takes much more than showing them a naked human body. While some of the sexual fetishes that exist today are nothing more than just unconventional but harmless sexual practices, there are many that border on the sick, and some are just plain sickening. As far as I’m concerned, these are 10 of the most bizarre sexual fetishes on Earth: 1. Transformation fetish Strictly speaking, people who have this fetish are sexually aroused by depictions of transformations, usually of people into other beings or objects. I guess that makes Jayn
Top Ten Incredibly Memorable Life Moments
*warning* not in chronological order 1. The first cry my child ever wailed. The operating room was tense and sort of chaotic. My labor had been rough…filled with complications from the start. 13 hours later with my blood pressure going sky high, the doc decides he has no choice but emergency c-section. My heart rate climbs increasingly reaching dramatic levels…near cardiac arrest levels I was later told. They—everyone in the room—were quite concerned about my well being. I was pretty out of it, but finally the pain had subsided…you can still feel the pressure and the pulling when they cut through the layers and begin to free the baby, but it’s numb. Pain free, but still awkward…then the pain in my chest started. I told someone…they hit panic mode and just as I was about to get a shot of Inderal to slow my heart rate, I felt a release of pressure and heard that wail---the most beautiful sound I have heard to date. I didn’t need the shot after I heard his cry....and after that,
Top Ten Reasons To Date /marry A Fireman
TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE /MARRY A FIREMAN 1. We handle our hoses everyday and their the biggest around. 2. When we do somethin we do it right and we go in deep. 3. We can spread and ram anything. 4. There is always a risk of having a fire in our pants. 5. Grabin and holdin chicks is part of our job. 6. We like to work in confined spaces. 7. To us...everything is better hot and steamy. 8. We always wear protection. 9. Were not afraid to do it in public. 10. We can discharge 700 gallons a minute from our large nozzles......can you?
The Top Ten Reasons Why Boys Suck, Well... Some Of Them.
**Disclaimer... To all of my dearly beloved friends with weiners, I am not talking about you, if I were, I'd have punched you in the scrot already... Mark, even though I ninja kicked you there, I am also not talking about you... Just don't make me show you that I can get out of a standing leg grab, and your nuts will be safe and sound, and not throbbing. Love ya! 10. Why do boys think that girls want to marry / live with every boy they meet? I just fucking met you, you bitch... Don't tell me that you imagine what it would be like to come home to me every night... Creepy bastard! 9. Really? You're going to get pissed and jealous if I don't answer a fucking text message two seconds after you send me one? Are you shitting me? Freakazoid! 8. Sometimes girls are just looking to hook up too, not everyone wants a boyfriend, especially if it's a stupid boy, so don't tell me that you want to be my boyfriend after we've been hanging out for an hour, unless you want a
Top 100 Things I Would Do If I Became An Evil Overlord..
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.  My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will
Top 10 Things That Irritates The Hell Outta Me
1. someone that says one thing, but does another 2. People who can't just be a friend 3. liars 4. cheaters 5. getting the wrong thing in a drive through lol (and being miles down the road) 6. trying to do your best, but it never works out 7. people who have the high and mighty attitude 8. stupid woman, guys to, but damn, stupid woman ruin it for the rest of us lol 9. slow people in the fast lane 10. know it alls.. I am sure there are other things too haha...
Top Ten Reasons Why Goldwing Riders Don’t Wave Back:
10. Wasn’t sure whether other riders was waving or making an obscene gesture.9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.6. The espresso machine just finished.5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, andsatellite navigation system.1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.
Top Ten Reasons:
> TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED > (Okay, 11!) > > 11. No one ever steals your chair. > > 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. > > 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work > drunk. > > 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you > keep them. > > 7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic > Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. > > 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. > > 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your > shirt. > > 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." > > 3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human > Resources. > > 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on > your tan. > > ...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked: > > 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by > 8:00!"
Top 10 Things To Love About Canada....yes About Not Aboot
  Readers's top 10 Canadian favourites 10. Tim Hortons"Coffee addicts unite! ... Who can resist rolling up the rim?" wrote Anne Shelton of Toronto. Yes, we love Tim's coffee, Timbits, Iced Capps frozen cappuccinos, sour cream cake and maple doughnuts -- spelled d-o-u-g-h-n-u-t-s, please, not d-o-n-u-t-s! (See item 56 on this list for more on Canadian spellings.)9. The beautiful Canadian Rocky Mountains, "...still mostly untouched. You can go hiking without running into crowds of people." (Lasha MacLeod, Sherwood Park, Alta.) 8. Fresh waterThat includes our lakes to swim and fish in, clean drinking water, rivers, streams and ponds. "The Great Lakes and St. Lawrence Seaway are proud parts of our history in discovering the country," said Terri McBride of Hunstville, Ont.7. HockeyIncluded in "Our Game" are CBC's Hockey Night in Canada -- both the show and its former theme song -- as well as national teams: The Vancouver Canucks, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Toronto Maple
Top 6 Tips For Finding Your Perfect Wedding Dress
Selecting the right custom wedding dresses is one of the most important decisions you will make in planning your wedding. It can be more than a little daunting, as you know all eyes are going to be on you - and your dress - on the big day and you want to make sure that you are looking your best. It's enough to drive some brides to despair. But with a little pre-planning it's easy to get organized and on the right track to finding "the one". Here are 6 top tips to help you find the perfect wedding dress for you:1. Look for what you like - Some of girls even have pictures of dresses saved from before we got our proposal! Looking in wedding magazines is always the useful first step to getting an idea of what you want - it's fun too. Also use the internet as a resource. Keep these clippings and bookmark sites in your web browser. Top Tip: Use Google's Image Search function to quickly browse through pictures of dresses (go to the Google homepage and click on the text that says 'Images' in t
Top 10 Tips To Find More Balance In Your Busy Day
1. Steal Five Minutes – wherever you are! The next time you have five free minutes, grab it and do nothing. Get to a meeting early and sit quietly; try to forget that extra load of laundry; take a short walk; breathe deeply; pause. Being still allows you to reconnect with your instincts 2. Delegate… and Appreciate Let your kids make their own beds, and be OK with how they do it! If your husband makes dinner, don’t complain about the burnt hot dogs, but show gratitude. Give yourself a break by letting others help you 3. Your Health Matters Like clockwork, you take your kids for their annual checkups, to the dentist and to specialists, but over 50% of moms we talked to said they miss mammograms, doctor’s appointments and dental checkups for themselves! Make a master list on the computer of all your checkups, specialists’ names and numbers and dates for visits and then no slacking off allowed… Your mental and physical health is a priority 4. Sex is I
Top Ten Plays
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.6. Interesting aromas.7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends....at work.10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.? ? And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Top Ten Things To Say...
Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.) Well, well, well... 8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit. 7.) Perfect for wearing in the basement. 6.) Wow, I hope this never catches fire! 5.) If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 4.) I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3.) Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program. 2.) To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. 1.) I really don't deserve this. 
Top 10 Things You Never Hear A Slave Say
TOP 10 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SLAVE SAY TO MASTER/MISTRESS THANKS JOANNE! LOL   10:  How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?  09:  Yeah, right... SPANK THIS! 08:  Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?  07:  God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!  06:  And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle? 05:  Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night.  Some other time, perhaps. 04:  Spanking?  I-THINK-NOT!  03:  Who died and left you in charge? 02:  Do your own damn laundry! and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master... 01:  What do I look like, your maid?
"top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Online Affair"
10: Lately she sits at the computer naked... 9: After signing off,he always has a cigarette... 8: The giant rubber inflatable disk drive... 7: In the morning,the computer screen is all fogged up... 6:He's gotten amazingly good typing with one hand... 5: She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".. 4: Lipstick on the mouse....... 3: During sex, she screams "A,Colon,Backslash,Enter.Insert!" 2: The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt... 1: The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear...
Top Ten Reasons Mothers Dread Mothers Day!!!
10. Women have to do all the work 9. Some Husbands don't feel they have to celebrate their wives on Mother's Day because they aren't "their mothers" 8. Many mothers are missing special women in their life on Mother's Day 7. Mother's Day is just like any other day 6. The family forgets and mothers end up feeling neglected 5. Mother's Day is more stressful than relaxing 4. It feels too forced/your family is not being genuine in actually trying to please you 3. Mother's Day sucks because it's not a statutory holiday 2. There is too much media hype surrounding the day 1. Gifts Well, number one on the list can be a tricky one, every Mom is different, some love homemade gifts while some want that day at the spa.  The best way to approach the gift giving aspect of Mother's day is to go with the go-to advice "it's the thought that counts".  ‘Thought' being the key word, you have to know what the special lady in your life would want to feel appreciated and go in that direction
Top Ten Country Western Songs Lmao
Top Ten Country Western Songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long
6 Top Tips To Make Life A Little Bit Greener
Green living and being more energy efficient is something that everyone has to think about nowadays. Not only is the good of the environment at the forefront of everyone's minds but the pinch of the recession means that saving money is something that even more people are thinking about that ever. Here are a few easy tips to help you make a start on making everyday life that little bit greener: 1. Unplug, Turn Off & Shutdown Even when your computer, TV and other appliances are on standby, they're using electricity! Try to make sure you shutdown, switch off at the mains or unplug electrical items in the home wherever possible. This will also reduce your carbon footprint as it's estimated that equipment left on standby in the UK produces 3.1 million tonnes of CO2 a year! 2. Give Your Shower a Facelift Getting a newer and better showerhead could save up to 5 litres of water a minute! A new more efficient showerhead can use up to a third less water per minute than older models.
Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Dj
Top ten things you should never say to a DJ: 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO ! The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" ! BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ! Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT ! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT ! Why settle for one night? Buy the album a
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Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2.
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WOW, almost everything!!Top ten of (almost) everything. Really quite interesting and informative. GEOGRAPHY
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Top Ten Psycho Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Psycho Pick-Up Lines Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll? Can I buy you a spatula? Bet your wondering why I have no nostrils. Your crawlspace or mine? You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters. May I lick your forehead? Do you always wear you socks over your shoes? Smeep. Smeep. Smeep. What's your favorite flavor of wood? You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer    
Top Ten Wedding Gown Shopping Mistakes
You will find many common mistakes brides make once they come wedding gown shopping - frequently since they're underprepared or reluctant to consider past the ideal vision they have within their mind. But wedding gown shopping need not be demanding, or fruitless, or time-consuming. Listed here are our top ten mistakes that brides make when looking for a wedding dress - avoid these and you ought to be fine! 1. Being unsure of their budget Unless you absolutely come with an limitless add up to spend, you ought to have a concept of what you could afford. Clearly your financial allowance goes a great deal further if you opt to look for discount wedding gowns, from the factory outlet or discount designer store, however, you still have to know what your limit is. 2. Not thinking about extra costs Whenever you plan for your outfit, you have to remember that you'll be putting on not only an outfit! You have to consider your footwear, under garments, a veil if you are putting on one, any je
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... that make me go a limp rubbery one.     10. Chicks who drunktext/dial me after I told them to fuck off forever especially after 10:00 p.m. My expectations are HIGH for texts after dinner. I want boobs or something hilarious.   9. Complicated drink orders. Whether its a mocha double mint frappucinno grande machiavelle twisteroo at precisely 30 degrees farenheit or a chocotini with extra dark chocolate shavings- Bluh You're being awfully pretentious and prissy over a god damn beverage- either drink somewhere where you have faith in the service enough to not micromanage, or lower your expecations where you are.   8. Micromanaging/nitpicking/henpecking/control freaks Obvious reasons.   7. More tattoos than skin.   6. Tattoos with no cohesion or plan, or forethought. And yeah- you can have six TINY tattoos in different locations, but when you throw the kanji, arabic, tasmanian devil and native american dream catcher and ex boyfriend at me- I can't take you seriously
Top Ten Uses Of The *f* Word In History!
Top ten uses of the *f* word10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 15667th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 18776th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 19265th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 19374th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 19383rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 19452nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963And ... drum roll ... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....1st - Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
Top Ten Rejections And Their Meanings.
10. I do really like you. You remind me of Freddy from "Nightmare on Elm Street", but I havea soft charitable spot for sad losers like you. 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. My grand-dad is also interested in chess. Do you want his 'phonenumber? 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. You are the ugliest f**ker I've ever laid eyes on. 7. My life is too complicated right now. I'm seeing three guys right now, double booked two of them fortonight, and in fact actually fancy your best friend, even though heignores me. 6. I have a boyfriend/I'm still sort of involved with someone. I prefer the X-files and a half gallon of Haagen Dazs. 5. I don't date men where I work. I wouldn't go out with you if you were in the same 'solar system',much less the same building. 4. It's not you, it's me. It's you. 3. I'm concentrating on my career right now. Even something as boring and unfulfilling as this lousy, underpaid job is better than the thought of sleeping with you. 2.
Top 5 Things That Drive Men Crazy
Top 5 things that drive men crazy By Laura Schaefer Men love women. They do. But that doesn’t mean women don’t drive them crazy. Even after oceans of ink have been spilled about how the two sexes can better understand and accept each other, women still find ways to annoy men — and vice versa. Here are the top five ways she’s making you crazy right now. Ladies, are you guilty of any of these irritating behaviors? 1. Game-playing/manufacturing drama. There are lots of ways to create drama and excitement in a relationship, but men aren’t usually fans — unless said excitement involves clothing removal. “Asking too much too soon about his past relationships” is one way women drive men nuts and create drama, says Dr. Linda R. Young, Ph.D., a psychologist and relationship coach who blogs forPsychology Today. Making him late by taking too long to get ready is another. Getting irrationally jealous over platonic friends or running hot, then c
Top 5 Things That Drive Women Crazy
Top 5 things that drive women crazy By Laura Schaefer How many times have you heard a woman say, “Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em!” when it comes to men? Ten? Twenty? A thousand times? No matter how much women love men (and vice versa, of course), they drive them crazy sometimes! Here are the top five things that make gals bonkers when it comes to guys. 1. Trying to “fix” things instead of listening. The terrific show Modern Familyaddressed this common point of contention between the sexes when Phil Dunphy went to the spa and his wife Claire called him with a problem. He tried to fix it, but fortunately, the spa ladies set him straight. All she really needed (and wanted) was a sympathetic ear and some recognition for all the things that she did for her family. There are no shortcuts when it comes to being a good listener — and women can tell the difference if a man is faking it. If you’re a man who wants to b
Top Ten X-men
1-Wolverine...For obvious reasons, not only is he an Avenger, and an X-Man, he has had his own monthy books and numerous guest spots throughout the Marvel U, Plus his wetworks team of assaisins in Uncanny X-Force is, in my opinion, the best book on the market. 2-Cyclops...Xaviers first student, and always the boy scout team leader has evolved into not just the team leader, but the leader of the entire mutant race since the events of M-Day, with a new no holds barred attititude. 3-Jean Grey...Marvel Girl(the first one) then The Phoenix, and Dark Phoenix, Jean may have been the one to have started the trend of characters coming back from the dead in comics, and I for one wish she would come back again, hopefully she will in X-Men Vs Avengers. 4-Prof X...Founder of the X-Men, and the worlds strongest telepath, it was hard not to love him, until you found out his more than questionable decisions, but still, he always felt what he was doing was right. 5-Kitty Pryde...While I admit I was
Top Ten X-men Villains
1-Magneto 2-Mr. Sinister 3-Mystique 4-Appocalypse 5-Sentinals 6-Cassandra Nova 7-Sebastian Shaw(Hellfire Club) 8-Juggernaut 9-Vulcan 10-Sabertooth -Honorable Mentions- Toad Arcade Lady Deathstrike Blob Shadowking Bastion
Top Ten Tv Shows(scyfi, Horror, Ect)
These are my personal fav's 10-Angel...While not nearly as good as Buffy was, it was always entertaining. Case in point, the season five episode where Angle is turned into a puppet, and Spikes reaction to it, hilarious. 9-Heroes...Okay, outside of season one, it was mostly throwaway, but the first season was one of the best seasons of any show I have seen, save the cheerleader, save the world. 8-The 4400...It really sucked that it never came back on, because this was one of the cooloest shows, 4400 hundred people thought dead or missing for 60 some odd years appear one day, all together, and not aged a day, oh and some started to exhibit powers. 7-Firefly...Why this only lasted one season is beyond me, a space western done by the always awesome Joss Whedon, and starring the always awesome Nathan Fillion, if it had lasted longer it would have been in my top 5, but one just was not enough. 6-Buffy the Vampire Slayer...I never thought I would enjoy this show, but my old roommate had
Top Ten Zombie Movies
10-Doghouse...British zomedy(zombie comedy) about a group of guys who take a trip to the British countryside and find that when they get there all the men are dead, and all the women are zombies, hilarity ensues. 9-Day Of The Dead...Not the recent garbage remake with zombies that crawl on ceilings, the Romero one taking place in a underground military bunker of sorts, with Bubba the zombie. Heeelllloooooooo, is anyone there. 8-Quarantine...People say it's not a zombie movie, well lets see...Small group of survivors-check, people turned into something that wants to eat and maim them-check, and that's really all I need, it's a zombie movie, and a bad ass one at that. 7-Land Of The Dead...Romero again, taking place in what looks like the very near future, it shows the zombies picking up old human habits, and is the first in the series to have somewhat of a main zombie character. 6-Return Of The Living Dead...Putting itself sort of in the same world as Night Of The Living Dead, it's th
Top 500 To Level
So here I am writing a blog to "beg" to help me get in top 500 so I can level. This is the only thing I will need to do to accomplish this. I had some wonderful friends help me with tonights ability bling so any help from here on out is greatly appreciated. I'm one of the few who is up for some daily achievement or level requirement. So really really truly do appreciate any and all rates, likes, etc. I get from tonight and the few hours I have left to hopefully level.   Thank you to all who have helped me so far. It is greatly appreciated. I am trying to return all love as I can. Just know, that even if I don't get back to you that your help was appreciated. I'm up for helping all the time if I am able, so please dont ever hesitate to ask me. THanks
Top Tips Y Asequible Navidad Decoración
En el caso, usted está en un presupuesto bajo, sin embargo, como para decorar su casa para la Navidad de una manera decente decentemente, hay muchas maneras que usted puede hacer esto. Éstos son algunos consejos útiles decoración de la Navidad para ayudarle a decorar su casa al precio más bajo posible en esta Navidad.-luces de navidad led Mercado de pulgas / Yard ventas En caso de que usted es serio sobre la compra de artículos de decoración de Navidad asequibles, es importante para que usted pueda navegar a través de tiendas de segunda mano, ventas de garaje y mercados de pulgas. Estos son los mejores lugares para encontrar artículos baratos decoración de Navidad. Algunas personas son apasionados acerca de la compra y el cambio de la decoración de Navidad cada año. Consideran patio y el mercado de segunda mano de venta como el mejor lugar para regalar antiguo todavía en perfecto estado los elementos. Usted se sorprenderá de saber que la mayoría de estos artículos siguen
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BOSTON - The Blue Jays are giving the oldest pitcher in baseball a look. Richard Sherman Jersey . Toronto signed 49-year-old left-hander Jamie Moyer to a minor league contract, according to a report on the teams website late Monday. The veteran pitcher will report to the teams triple-A club in Las Vegas, where he will attempt to crack the Jays roster. Reports of the move surfaced after Torontos 9-6 victory in Boston, where Jays starter Henderson Alvarez pitched five innings then left with right elbow soreness. Torontos rotation has been hit hard by injuries recently. Starters Brandon Morrow, Kyle Drabek and Drew Hutchison were all placed on the 15-day disabled list. Moyer, meanwhile, started the season with Colorado, where he became the oldest pitcher to win a game in the big leagues. He went 2-5 before being designated for assignment by the Rockies on May 30. Patrick Kerney Seahawks Jersey . And yes, Sutter. Its a collection of hockey names from decades past that will be familiar to m
Top Three Reasons To Work Behind The Successful Approach Of The Wholesale Clothing Market
People’s rapidly increasing interest towards the selection of trendy and fashionable clothes in the modern time triggers the growth of the garment industry in an exponential manner. That’s why the no. of garment manufacturing units rises dramatically during the current decade dramatically in every part of the world. But in this whole scenario, the point to be taken under consideration is that the international market of wholesale clothing is flourishing day by day. Although, there are many people to keep interest in buying a People’s rapidly increasing interest towards the selection of trendy and fashionable clothes in the modern time triggers the growth of the garment industry in an exponential manner. That’s why the no. of garment manufacturing units rises dramatically during the current decade dramatically in every part of the world. But in this whole scenario, the point to be taken under consideration is that the international market of wholesale clothin
Top 100 % 100 % Totally Free Seo Resources For Enhancing Tasks On Google
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The Top Ten Signs That Tell You That A Woman Is Not Interested In You.
I have been on fubar for over 3 years now and I have learned to handle rejection  from women pretty well lol I have even learned their subliminal messages that indicate that they are not interested. Some of these signs are obvious and some I hope you find entertaining. #10 If she calls you a douchebag lol #9 If she does not respond to your SB or PM. #8 If she does not thank you for blinging her. #7 If she acts like a Saint with you and a party girl with other guys lol #6  If  She never visits your page. #5 If she tells you " were just friends"  lol #4  If she's a lesbian lol #3 If she talks about having sex with other guys  but never with you lol #2 If she tells you to  eat shit and die lol and the #1 sign is  If she  says to you.....   "Your so  sweet" lol  
Top Ten Ways To Hurt Your Genitals - Fbhw
An interesting study came out from the Journal of Urology recently.  The study used a decade of information about genitourinary injuries in American adults to compile the top 7 reasons for genital injuries.  According to The Atlantic, the number of genital injuries averages about 16,000 per year and men accounted for two-thirds of these.  Free Beer and Hot Wings discuss these findings and tell a few stories themselves. I’m on the back of my Mom’s bike… So, I slip and my balls go between the frame and the tire.  My little kid balls. – Producer Joe The Atlantic listed the following reasons as the top 7 most reported genital injuring activities. Bicycles (1,212) Razors, scissors and clippers (1,089) Zippers (951) Bathroom falls and mishaps (818) Basketball (309) Baseball and softball (240) Skiing and snowboarding (182)
The 100 Top Things You Honestly Don't Need To Do Before You Die
By Richard Osman   "OMG, you have to watch Breaking Bad! You simply have to. Stop whatever you're doing and watch it right now. Stop resuscitating that patient, and watch Breaking Bad. Stop flying that plane, crash it into that field and fire up Netflix." As I understand it, we are now all legally obliged to watch Breaking Bad by the end of 2013. Our prisons are already full to bursting with people who failed to watch The West Wing or The Wire when they were expressly told to. I even saw a woman prosecuted last week for not having read Gone Girl. What was she thinking? These days we are told we simply have to watch, to read or just to do, very many things: 100 Things to Do Before You Die; 100 Films You Have to See, 100 Books You Must Read If You Don't Want Everyone at Work to Realise Exactly What a Shallow, Self-Obsessed, X Factor Fan You Really Are. Like most Guardian readers, I am very keen to do what I'm told at all times. If I'm told there are 25 Must-Dive Reefs or 30 Loganb
The Top Three Data Encryption Software At The Moment
No matter you are an owner of a multinational firm, a sole proprietor, an employee of a company, a student or a housewife, your database is always on the target of cyber criminals. The IT experts give a number of advices to the computer user regarding data security; one of the most common advices is encrypting data. To serve the purpose, there is a number of data encryption software available in the market at the moment, but, which are the best encryption programs that can help you to make your information protected. Below mentioned is the top 3 data encryption software available in the market at the moment. Folder Lock Folder Lock is currently the best encryption software by far. According to the ratings of toptenreviews.com it is the best in the business currently, Folder Lock has got the full marks as far as friendly user interface is concerned. It is the only software that offers dynamic locker facility, which means that the locker will grow in size as the size of data will inc
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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name wait for it is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base wh ere programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in Ne
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To Put It Simply, I Want You
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To Put It Simply, I Want You by Iloveit I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want yo
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To Put It Simply, I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
To Put It Simply, I Want You
To Put It Simply, I Want You I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
To Put It Simply, I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
To Put It Simply, I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confident as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. You dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you.
To Pursue And Being Selective
To Pursue and Being Selective To pursue someone sometime can become a challenge in life have patience time will prevail....be cautious and be wise! Remember Life Is Like a Box of Different Chocolate with Hidden Taste,Treat and Treasure.....Be very selective when you are choosing from the BOX OF CHOCOLATE The Last Thing You Want is to pick up the same chocolate that everyone is putting back down in the box....It May Look Tasty and Desireable but when you see the filling inside your gut feeling would let you know.... that the beautiful piece of chocolate would only leave with a bad taste in your mouth and that one piece of chocolate that doesn`t look desireable or tasty can be the one to lighten up your eyes, mouth and hidden taste buds. So Choose Wisely! Author Nydia
Top Uk Police Chief Is Found Dead
Top UK police chief is found dead The head of one of the biggest police forces in Britain has been found dead. Michael Todd, the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police, disappeared while out walking on Snowdon, north Wales, on Monday night. Rescue teams found the 50-year-old's body on part of the mountain called Bwlch Glas on Tuesday afternoon. The cause of his death is not yet known but suicide is understood to be one line of inquiry. Letters addressed to his family were also found. Deputy Chief Constable Dave Whatton confirmed the death of his friend, a father-of-three, in a statement outside force headquarters in Manchester on Tuesday evening. He said: "Yesterday, Michael Todd, the chief constable of Greater Manchester Police was off-duty and walking in Snowdonia. MICHAEL TODD Born in 1957 1976 Trains with Essex Police, moves to Met 1995: Assistant Chief Constable, Notts 1998 Dep Assistant Commissioner, Met 2000: Assistant Commissioner, Met
To Put It Simply, I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength over coming my weakness. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches, bleeds and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast every morning for all time. I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps Id bring you breakfest in bed! Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
To Put It Simply..i Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
To Punish, Or Not ?
There is much discussion in the D/s lifestyle about punishment, and to a lesser extent discipline. Too few people actually take the time to examine what punishment in D/s is for, what purpose it serves, and what effect it can have on a relationship. What then is punishment and discipline, and how can they be applied to a D/s relationship? Looking at various definitions of punishment, a general view is that punishment is the imposition of a penalty for a fault or a violation. The penalty may well be inflicted in retribution or retaliation. The infliction of corporal punishment may also be involved in a punishment. Discipline is better defined as "training to improve strength or self control". So, there are two distinct and very different meanings to each of punishment and discipline that may be applied to a D/s relationship.
To Put Confusion Straight
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To Punish Or Not?
There is much discussion in the D/s lifestyle about punishment, and to a lesser extent discipline. Too few people actually take the time to examine what punishment in D/s is for, what purpose it serves, and what effect it can have on a relationship. What then is punishment and discipline, and how can they be applied to a D/s relationship? Looking at various definitions of punishment, a general view is that punishment is the imposition of a penalty for a fault or a violation. The penalty may well be inflicted in retribution or retaliation. The infliction of corporal punishment may also be involved in a punishment. Discipline is better defined as "training to improve strength or self control". So, there are two distinct and very different meanings to each of punishment and discipline that may be applied to a D/s relationship. In a D/s relationship the submissive, by their nature requires that certain areas of their life be controlled by the Dominant. This control can hap
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Top 10 Valentine's Day Wedding Style Ideas Next year, V-Day falls on a Saturday, which means one thing: wedding bells. Faith West Photography * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share First, some history on the lover's holiday: Though sending cards and love notes only dates back to the 1840s, Valentine's Day has been around since 496 A.D. Flash forward hundreds of years, and you'll find that next year -- in 2009 -- Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday, making the most romantic day of the year the perfect time to say I do. Not sure how to pull off a Valentine's Day wedding with style? We've got 10 tips to help you plan. Show Your Love To get started, think about Valentine's Day and what it means to you. Look for inspiration from your own love story -- if you met on the ski slopes of Vail, incorporate cool blues and other wintry hues. Or take your decor cues from an ultraromantic destination you've been to, like Pari
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Top 10 Worst Company Urls
Top ten unintentionally worst company URLs. 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Taho
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Top 10 Ways To Know Your Drunk
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In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others. As a result, we've assembled the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time. Starting from number 10: 10... You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9... I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 8... I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me? 7... Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night! 6... What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met! 5... Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 4... Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world. 3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible. 2... I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock. And now for the worst pickup line of all time: 1... Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
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Top 10 Worst Suggestions To Give Someone With A Chronic Illness
The top ten worst suggestions commonly given to someone with a chronic illness: 1)Have you tried holistic options? (many. I'll bring it back up with my doctor on my next visit, thanks.) 2) Could it be your stress? (My opinion is, it is my illness. I'll bring it up with my doctor though, thanks.) 3) Could it have to do with the altitude? (I'll bring it up with my doctor...thanks.) 4) I read in {insert any generic magazine here} about a new medication. Have you heard about it? (I was on it when it came out 17 years ago. but I'll bring it up with my doctor. thank you.) 5) Have you thought about being in a trial study? (I'll ask my doctor. thanks?) 6) WOW. If I were you, I don't know what I would do. I might just kill myself. (Thanks?) 7) Have they found what is causing the problem? (no. my doctor is an idiot. I'll remind him, thanks!) 8) Have you tried hypnosis? (I'm still sick, but when the phone rings I bark like a dog.) 9) Have you googled your illness? (..
Top Ways To Know You're A Drunk B*stard
Top signs you're a drunken bastard: 1) You frequently urinate outdoors. 2) You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. 3) You fall asleep taking a dump. 4) You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. 5) You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. 6) Find its easier to study drunk 7) You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center 8) Beer ads make sense. 9) You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. 10) You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. 11) The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". 12) You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. 14) You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remem
Top 4 Ways To Help You To Hide 5 Extra Pounds
Why choose liposuction when you can hide a few extra pounds with easy fashion tricks? You can still wear the latest trends and look great. Just follow our easy, flattering tips. 1. Body Slip A must under today's body-conscious looks, a body slip offers loads of smoothing. Choose a style -- from half-slips (great for pencil skirts) to full-body slips (perfect for fitted dresses) -- that works with your outfit. 2. Stilettos High heels with pants give you amazing length and sleekness in your legs. Sandals and pumps with 2 1/2 to more than 3 inch heels will do the trick. 3. Pantsuit Dressing in all one color is a sure-fire flatterer. Choose longer jackets to hide larger bottoms; add a sexier cami or blouse to soften the look and draw attention to the face. 4. Oversized handbag Sounds too good to be true, but proportion can play tricks on the eye. Choose a shape that flatters (square shapes complement a rounder figure) and a strap length that doesn't land in a problem area (don't
Top 10 Ways Of Finding Out If Your Child Is Spoiled!!
Children aren't born spoiled. Get the 10 signs your children are brats and what you can do to set them straight. No child is born spoiled or a brat--it's only indulgent parenting can make them that way, Oprah & Friends Radio host Rabbi Shmuley says. "Naturally, children are innocent and have a cuteness which makes people's hearts warm to them and helps bring out our best qualities," he says. "When we raise kids who are spoiled, we snuff out the child's natural attractiveness." If you are guilty of spoiling your children, Rabbi Shmuley says chances are, you have brats on your hands. 10 Signs Your Children Are Brats: They resort to crying or yelling when they want something. They throw themselves on floor and won't get up. They constantly throw tantrums or even hit you when you punish them. They ignore you when you ask a question. They are rude to other adults and even to other children. They refuse to share toys or treats with other children. They are show-off
Top 10 Ways To Become Irresistibly Attractive
Top 10 ways to become Irresistibly AttractiveThe Top 10 Steps to Becoming Irresistibly AttractiveCategory: Irresistible Attraction (BK2)Originally Submitted on 11/1/96.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------The term Irresistibly Attractive refers to the idea of great people, ideas, opportunities, things and more, come TO you vs you chasing them or being promotive, seductive or acquisitive in nature.1. Don't need much.If you need something, usually it will run away/escape you. Get your personal and financial needs met first and you'll find yourself attracting vs seducing.2. Think big, really big.Attraction occurs when there is a healthy vacuum between where you are and what you want to have happen. The wider the gap, the greater the pulling power of attraction.3. Eliminate the holes in your life.Where are you being depleted? By whom? Plug those holes by extending boundaries, raising standards, resolving past issues, healing. Attraction won't find
Top Wounded Warrior Official Forced Out.
WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon official in charge of the wounded warrior program said Sunday he has been forced to resign, as the military continues to struggle with how best to care for troops injured in combat. Noel Koch said in an e-mail that he was asked to step down by Clifford Stanley, the undersecretary of defense for personnel. Koch had been serving as the deputy undersecretary of defense for wounded warrior care and transition policy. Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell said Defense Secretary Robert Gates had asked Stanley to do a full review of the Pentagon's personnel and readiness office. He said this is not the first nor the last change to take place. "He was given wide latitude to make needed changes so that our men and women in uniform are better served," said Morrell. "What you're seeing is that the overhaul of that vitally important office is under way." Koch said he believes the decision was unjust and that he resigned "under duress" after Stanley told him he had n
Top 20 Ways To Annoy People
   1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."  4. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.  5. Sniffle incessantly.  6. Name your dog "Dog.  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."  8. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".  9. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 10. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol 11.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 12. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 13. Drum on every available surface. 14. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 15. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 16. Set alarms for random ti
Top 10 Ways Republicans Show They Hate Americans (repost)
You often hear Republicans claim that President Obama and/or Democrats and/or Liberals, “Hate America!” Here is a list of ways that Republicans showed us that while they claim to “Love America,” they seem to really hate Americans. 1. When Republicans in Congress refused to extend unemployment benefits at a time of very high unemployment unless millionaires and billionaires got to keep their tax cuts, they showed us that they hate unemployed Americans. 2. When Governor Rick Perry and the Republican controlled Texas Legislature chose to lay off thousands of teachers all across Texas rather than increase taxes or use more of the rainy day fund, they showed us that they hate American teachers and students. 3. In 2004 when then State Senator Michele Bachmann said, “If you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.”  She showed us that she hates gay an
Top Wrestling News For 4-25-12
WWE United States Champion Santino Marella will be appearing at Bryant & Stratton College in Syracuse, New York on Saturday, May 12th at 4pm. - The latest WWE stars to be linked romantically are Tamina Snuka and Darren Young. - As seen on Monday night, WWE did an injury angle with Beth Phoenix that appeared to be legit. Expect to see more of this as WWE is trying to do more "plausible" injuries where they initially don't reveal that it's a work and report it on their website like they would a real injury. The idea is for the talents to use Facebook and Twitter to help get the injuries over.
Top 10 Web Hosting Sites
For someone who needs a hosting service but doesn’t know how to choose, things can be very difficult. You need to know at the outset what capacity you want from your site. If you are new to this, check out the information given below before you decide. The world of website hosting reviews and everything in cyberspace is so dynamic that it’s difficult to catch hold of a website and pin it down to a rating. Still, the top 10 web hosting sites have been listed, based on certain basic parameters which we have divided into basic features and extra features. Here they are: 1.    iPage.com: One of the top webhosting companies worldwide, this site supports several platforms such as Dreamweaver, Expressions and FrontPage. It offers the best security system using SiteLock technology. Its basic features include unlimited disk space, bandwidth domains and MySQL Databases. Its extra features include online support system, anytime money-back guarantee, chat, e-mail and phone
Top Web Hosting Reviews
If you’re thinking of setting up your own online business, the best way of doing it is to find a good web hosting company to host your site. You can do this by reading about web hosting provider reviews online before buying. But look for the meaty reviews because this means the reviewer has used the product extensively before sitting down to write his review. It also means he will give you both sides of the product—its advantages and disadvantages—so that you can base your decision on what you read there. If you read a review that does not come up with any negative comment, move on, because no product is without some problems, and you need to know what they are, so that you’re prepared for any glitches.How to select a good web hosting review site: You will need to carry out research in great detail before you located a web hosting review company with the services you need. Your selection will depend on your needs and whether the service provider can m
Top Website Development Company In India
Are you searching for the top website development company in india, then you are in the right place. Adodis Technologies Pvt Ltd is now recognized world wide throughout the world for providing cutting edge web based product development solutions. We specialize in creating high impact websites and web applications and productss in a variety of domains which include social networking, finance, health and various web 2.0 applications. Our skills and offshore location mean that we can often provide 40-70% cost savings to businesses around the world. To date, we have completed over 900 projects. Our services cover every aspect of web product development, from start to finish. Our goal is to make your company look good and make an impact. Your business deserves a web product developed by professionals and your customers deserve a pleasurable, straightforward experience. Our web product developement professionals can bring out your business’ potential, improve productivity, and achieve
Top 10 Web Hosting In India
Bangalore the IT hub is mainly known for several IT parks as well as Tech Parks. Thus, there are several Indian web hosting companies in Bangalore. Software engineers not only from different part of India but around the world come here and work. Apart from Multi-National Companies, there are many Indian web hosting companies around. Slowly, the city is becoming very important for software engineers as well as for the professionals. The most important thing is that there are all sizes if web hosting companies situated in Bangalore. If you are thinking of getting done from a web hosting company, you will get your options in Bangalore only. We are amongst the top 10 web hosting in India. The city is full of software engineers who are knowledgeable, experienced and dedicated in their works. So it is very much important to have experienced engineers behind you, especially when you are searching for web hosting services. Best Web Hosting Services Plans: For Starters INR 99/- per mon
Top Web Research Website Assessment On Tracking Tools
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Top 30 You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit & grapes instead of biscuits & gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a dam who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
To Quit This Life....
You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now for the rest of our lives We'll be wondering why?! Life is a gift That we should hold dear Dying unnaturally Brings more than tears Frustration and Anger Resentment and Pain All over an act Where nobody gains Whatever it was That drove your despair Must erase thoughts Of times once shared The blackness that smothered The love you spurned Could you not confide To one of us turn? Your courage misspent To do the deed Could have changed tomorrow Helped you succeed The sadness hangs heavy From those left behind Trying to figure out What went on in your mind You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now the rest of our lives We'll be wondering WHY? Warning Signs There is no single thing that makes someone suicidal but the following s
To Quit This Habit
I have been smoking since i was 22. I picked it up for various reasons, my friends smoked, my parents smoked for years... well that is before my mom developed asthma; and then her and my father quit cold turkey, together.(for there were no patches and gum, or pills... 1987) Durring the course of smoking, get this, i was able to quit cold turkey for every pregnancy. When i found out i was pregnant, *BOOM*.. the cigarettes were out the door, and i didn't start to smoke again until they were about 9months old. So, might as well say i quit for a 1 1/2 years, three times. I never smoked around my children, nor do i now, and i never will. HOWEVER, as of right now, i have this stupid little dry cough that won't go away.. persistent. My lungs hurt, chest hurts, and hard to breath at times. I quit last summer, because i felt like this, and now, here i am again. I called the "Maine tobacco helpline" and i'm doing this again, for good. I am ready to quit. I think back to last sum
To Quit Or Not To Quit....
What would you do if you were offered a job making more money but meant you had to be away from the people you love for 6 weeks at a time. My husband has this choice, we both hate where we work, but it works out good for us, as far as the hours we work, we don't have to pay for daycare. So you tell me!! Should he go with the job that pays more money and be away from family or should he just stay where he's at right now.
To Quote The Dr.
    Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss        
To Quote A Lion...
Courage isn't the absence of fear, because really, if you aren't afraid, then how are you being brave?  Courage is the ability to overcome those fears and do what you intend to do. Am I afraid?  Certainly, I don't let that stop me though.  There is a difference between a coward and a hero, both of them were scared, one of them decided to act. 
To Rate 10 Or To Not Rate 10...what Is The Question?
Ok...I have seen some people rant and rave about how rude it is to rate someone other than a 10. I have even seen someone that put up a little picture to justify why anything other than a 10 is wrong. I have seen someone post under their pics "Rate 10's or Don't Rate At all!". I have seen people call other people haters because someone rated their picture other than a 10. (I am laughing right now as I type this because someone is going through my photos right now rating all of them 10's). Here is what The Mouthpiece has to say about all of that: WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON TO BELIEVE OUR ASSES ARE THAT DAMN FINE THAT WE ARE ONLY A TEN?? WHO FUCKING DIED AND MADE OUR ASSES KINGS/QUEENS TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY CAN'T RATE US ANYTHING OTHER THAN A TEN??? PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK WE ARE?? (Clearing throat)Ok. With part of my shouting out of the way, lets dip a little bit into this subject. A rating of a 10 means that we are ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. That means we have no flaws. T
To Ranger Or Not To Ranger?
Ok I'm thinking of rolling up a random D&D character today/tonight... But do I want to make another ranger? I honestly am thinking about making another samurai but I do not have Orental Adventures anymore. I could make another Wizard that accidentaly kills everyone in the party again(It wasnt my fault, the dm was being a dick and didnt read the spell wording correctly)..
To Rate 10 Or To Not Rate 10
Puh'leez read this: To Rate 10 or To Not Rate 10...What is the Question?
To Ravendreamer, Bellarose
The two of you have no reason to be at my page you are both no longer part of my life got that you have lost the priveledge of being my son's godmother's and you have lost the priveledge of talking to me or anyone in my family and i would appreciate you leaving me and the man i am with alone and i mean it he is living with me and you can both go to hell for all i give a shit cuz your both backstabbing whores that use men for what you can get from them. i am not a saint but i have never used anyone for anything especially not EJ like the two of you have and taking money from him is not the way to make a friend i never asked him to help with my bills that was his decission it was his decission to quit his job to help with Daemon not mine i asked that he get his shift changed that was it. So both of you need to leave me and my family alone got it cuz i am tired of the fighting with EJ because both of you can't get it through your heads that he is back in my home if ya dont like it don't
Torchwood Season Ending, Sarah Jane Adventures?!?
For those who follow Doctor Who and Torchwood, the final 2 episodes for the end of season one of Torchwood finished in Britain today. BUT Sarah Jane Adventures started January 1st on BBC, which according to Wikipedia seems to be a Doctor Who for children. I'm just grabbing the first episode, but after I read the description on Wikipedia, Sarah Jane carries around the female version of the Sonic Screwdriver, which is now called the Sonic Lipstick?!? Now I'm worried. BTW: Torchwood is awesome once you take the swearing and sexual references out of the storyline. Episode 4 of Torchwood was AWESOME!!! With the swearing, it seemed like they forced the swearing into the series to make it more adult based, c'mon people. Don't make the show cheap, cause Torchwood isn't! BTW: BBC doesn't let us lowly Canadian viewers watch the new episodes on the BBC website, but that's OK cause we can just download the episodes from BitTorrent sites. Where there's a will... :)
Torchwood U.s. Premiere - Saturday, September 8th On Bbc America
Everyone who works for Torchwood is young, all are under 35. Some say that's because what they're doing is a new science, others say it's because they die young...but why? The team, led by the enigmatic, ever-watchful Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman, Doctor Who, De-Lovely), uses scavenged alien technology to solve present day crime - both alien and human. They're separate from the government, working outside the police and beyond the United Nations. From an underground base built on a rift in time and space, Torchwood sets its own rules, delving into the unknown and fighting the impossible whether it is responding to an alien threat, sightings of extra-terrestrial technology, an unusual autopsy report, or the spread of a deadly alien virus. Part X-Files, part Angel, Torchwood is the team we'd all love to be part of, where excitement comes before morality and the rules are made as you go along. Torchwood premieres Saturday, September 8th at 9pm ET/PT on BBC America.
Torchwood: Day One - Saturday Night At 9 E/p On Bbc America
Day One - Saturday, September 15th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America A sex-addicted alien wreaks havoc on Cardiff’s nightlife, leaving a trail of gruesome deaths in its wake. Captain Jack and Torchwood must track down the creature’s new host. In doing so, they confront a violent new form of love in the 21st Century.
Torchwood U.s. Hd Premiere Tonight At 7pm Et/4pm Pt On Hdnet
Everything Changes - Monday, September 17th at 7PM and 10PM and 1AM ET/4PM and 7PM and 10PM PT; Wednesday, September 19th at 11PM and 3AM ET/8PM and Midnight PT on HDNet Tonight on the premiere of Torchwood, when WPC Gwen Cooper witnesses the resurrection of a murder victim, it begins her journey into a dangerous underworld of savage monsters and alien hunters. Her chance encounter with the enigmatic Captain Jack Harkness and the Torchwood team will change her life forever.
Torchwood: Ghost Machine - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Ghost Machine - Saturday, September 22nd at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America When Gwen retrieves an alien object from a fleeing thug, she’s haunted by a vision of a lonely young boy. As the team search for the object’s elusive owner, Owen experiences an even more terrifying vision and a long buried crime resurfaces.
Torchwood: Small Worlds - Saturday @ 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Small Worlds - Saturday, October 6th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Supernatural forces stalk the suburbs of Cardiff: are they friendly or malevolent? And what do they want with the seemingly normal Pierce family? As nightmares of his past haunt Jack, his old friend Estelle must help him prevent a tragedy brewing in a suburban household.
Torchwood: Countrycide - Saturday At 9pm Et On Bbc America
Countrycide - Saturday, October 13th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Concerned that the space-time rift is spreading, Torchwood investigates a series of shocking and gruesome deaths in the village of Brynblaidd in the picturesque Welsh Brecon Beacons. Stranded without communications or equipment, and isolated from one another, the team confronts a terrifying enemy.
Torchwood: Greeks Bearing Gifts - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Greeks Bearing Gifts- Saturday, October 20th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Toshiko is given an alien pendant which enables her to hear other people’s thoughts. As the rest of the Torchwood team puzzle over a centuries-old skeleton, the pendant forces Toshiko to question her commitment to Torchwood: is her new-found ability a blessing or a curse?
Torchwood: Random Shoes - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Random Shoes- Saturday, November 3rd at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. When Eugene wakes to find himself a) dead and b) invisible to the rest of the world, he knows something has gone wrong. Eugene knows there is one person he can rely on to discover the truth behind his death: Gwen Cooper. Paul Chequer (Sinchronicity) guest stars.
Torchwood: Out Of Time - Saturday Nov 10th At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Out of Time- Saturday, November 10th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. When a plane from 1953 makes an unexpected landing in present-day Cardiff, its three passengers are shocked to learn that they can’t return to their own time. Torchwood helps them to settle into contemporary society, but this simple task has painful emotional consequences.
Torchwood: Combat - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Combat- Saturday, November 17th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Savage aliens are being kidnapped from the streets of Cardiff, and Torchwood wants to know why. Owen is sent undercover to find out who is behind it and soon befriends the charismatic Mark Lynch (Alex Hassell). Beneath the veneer of normal city life, Owen discovers a shocking subculture. Can he avoid being sucked in?
Torchwood Season Two On Bbc America In January
In a press release Tuesday, BBC America issued the following statement: "BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, distributed by BBC Worldwide." Torchwood is set to debut on BBC2 "early 2008", and the press release describes the show's American airing as "close to its UK premiere". The 7-disk Season One box set is set for release in America during that same week, on January 22nd. The entire press release appears below: JANUARY IS TORCHWOOD MONTH WITH THE RETURN OF BBC AMERICA'S HIT SCI-FI SHOW AND DVD RELEASE BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, dist
Torchwood Season Finale - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
End of Days - Saturday, December 1st at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. The rift has been opened, and time is splintering all over the world. As events spiral out of control, the Torchwood team members are faced with fragments of their pasts – and terrifying visions of their futures. Can Captain Jack save the world?
Torchwood Series 2 Press Release (mild Spoilers)
The BBC press office has issued a press release promoting the second series of Torchwood, due on UK screens in early 2008. Some of the information in the press release could be considered spoiler information so read with caution: Torchwood, the award-winning drama created by Doctor Who writer Russell T Davies, bursts back on our screens in mid-January 2008, this time premiering on BBC Two. And this time it's bigger and bolder with more fun, adventure and excitement for the alien-fighting team... Captain Jack Harness (John Barrowman), Gwen (Eve Myles), Owen (Burn Gorman), Toshiko (Naoko Mori) and Ianto (Gareth Lloyd-Davies) return as the investigators delving into the alien underworld of modern day Cardiff. In response to audience demand, younger fans will now have the opportunity of watching a specially edited pre-watershed repeat. Roly Keating, Controller BBC Two, says: "We're delighted that Torchwood is joining BBC Two. "We know from the success and popularity of
Torchwood Bbc2 Teaser Promo
This advert was on before the season finale of Heroes on BBC2. Captain Jack gets a very unproductive phone call....
Torchwood Season 2 Episode 1 Preview
FreemaAgyeman.com has on its site a preview of Torchwood Series Two, Episode One which features a certain sportscar-driving blowfish and also shows how the Torchwood team has been doing while Captain Jack was away. You can check it out by CLICKING HERE.
Torchwood - Series 2 World Premiere Wednesday 16th January On Bbc Two
The high-octane second season will take the Torchwood team through dare-devil action, temptation, heartache, and a life changing event. Ever since Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman) disappeared in the Season One finale, the Torchwood team - Gwen (Eve Myles), Owen (Burn Gorman), Toshiko (Naoko Mori), and Ianto (Gareth David-Lloyd) - has had to cope without him. It's clear that, strong as they've become, there is no replacement for their mysterious Captain. Thankfully, slick Captain Jack returns in time to battle a rogue Time Agent, the charismatic-but-psychopathic Captain John Hart, played by James Marsters (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Smallville). From the moment these two Time Agents come face-to-face, it's apparent they have a history - but with Gwen's life in danger, and cluster bombs scattered across the city, whose side is Jack on? The second season also features guest appearances from Alan Dale (Ugly Betty, The O.C.), Richard Briers (Hamlet, Monarch of the Glen), Ruth
Torchwood - Us Season Premiere Saturday January 26th On Bbc America
SEASON PREMIERE: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang- Saturday, January 26th at 9:00pm ET/6:00pm PT with an encore at Midnight ET/9:00pm PT on BBC America. Captain Jack returns as the Torchwood team reunites to fight a rogue Time Agent. The mysterious Captain John Hart (James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is determined to wreak havoc and needs to find something hidden on Earth. But with Gwen's life in danger and cluster bombs scattered across the city, whose side is Jack on?
Torchwood: Children Of Earth Broadcasting Update
From The Doctor Who News Page:   A roundup of news for the broadcast of Torchwood: Children of Earth around the world. United Kingdom (BBC1, 6th-10th July) BBC Press Pack The Radio Times website has now listed Torchwood as being broadcast from Monday 6th July from 9:00pm, and will be broadcast over consecutive nights. The Guardian used Children of Earth's broadcast as the basis for an article on the role of the story-arc in science fiction. The Examiner reports on the soundtrack for Children of Earth to be released in the UK on 7th July. &#bull; Press Pack coverage from io9, who also commented on the UK broadcast of Children of Earth ahead of the US broadcast (and spoilers revealed in the BBC Week 27 Information. Other articles on broadcast date from C21Media, Brand Republic, Rapid Talent, SF Crow's Nest, Coventry Telegraph, and Fantasy France. United States (BBC America, 20th-24th July) BBC America have provided an Inside Look video for the series. Details on the ser
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How'd I fall for someone with such a small butt? I'm glad I didn't just say that outloud.The company I'm in, the outline I've drawn.It wouldn't be the best of times.Her sister to my right.My goddess returning to her poised pedastal after a brief quest tothe snacky machine. It's funny what your mind goes through when you watch someone you desire walk away.I have to imagine its something like what dogs feel when you leave them in the yardwith their favorite bone, and a half-full dish of water. Are they ever coming back?Do they still love me?Is this because I threw up on the rug?Or do we do this every day?I think we do but- and she's back. Somewhere in the effortless hum I missed an entire exchange of girl-talk and snickering commentary.Whose chunky ass is continuing to grow.The perfect combination of parts.Guess who just ate a whole tub of butter-how many licks does it take I never bothered to mention I spent more time looking at her eyes than her ass...butmaybe it didn't bear ment
To Remember Me
To Remember Me Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face, or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car, so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses, and all prejudice against my fellow man. Give my sins to the devil. Give my soul to God. If, by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked, I will live forever... Love, Angelus
To Remember Me
To Remember Me At a certain moment a doctor will determine that my brain has ceased to function and that for all intents and purposes my life has stopped. When that happens do not attempt to instill artificial life into my body by use of a machine and don't call this my "DEATHBED" call it my "BED OF LIFE" and let my body be taken from it to help others lead fuller lives Give my sight to a man who has never seen a sunrise a baby's face or love in the eyes of a woman Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain Give my blood to the teenager who has been pulled from the wreckage of his car so that he might live to see his grandchildren play Give my kidneys to the one who depends on a machine to exsist from week to week Take my bones every muscle every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk Explore every corner of my brain take my cells if necessary and let th
To Realize....
To realize The value of a sister: Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the tr ain, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics To realize the value of a friend: Lose one. Time waits for no one. Treasure every mo
To Remeber The Fallen Who Fought For Our Freedom
In Flanders Fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch, be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields WRITTEN BY GENERAL JOHN MCRAE REMEMBER, ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL ON NOVEMBER 11TH AT 11 AM CAN WE ALL TAKE 2 MINUTES TO SILENCE OUR MOUTHS, FORGET ABOUT WORK, AND REMEMBER THE ONES WHO FOUGHT SO THAT WE COULD OPEN OUR MOUTHS AND SPEAK FREELY, SO THAT WE COULD GET UP AND GO TO WORK FOR A DECENT PAY CHECK IN THE JOB WE CHOOSE AND SO THAT WE CAN SIT HERE ON CHERRYTAP AND MEET NEW AND EXCITING PEOPLE. IT IS ONLY 2 MINUTES OUT OF OUR SO HECTIC LIVES
To Realize!!!
To realize the value of a sister ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: Lose One The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. Send
To Remember Me
TO REMEMBER ME by Robert N. Test Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses and all prejudices against fellow man. Give my sins to the devil Give my soul to God. If by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked I will live forever.
To Remeber A Friend I Lost....
Everyone has been wondering what is going on with me and why I have not been online much during the week. Here's why... On monday morning I got to work and got notified that my friend and coworker had committed Suicide on Sunday evening. Which not only was extremely devisitating but also a true shock! He never showed any signs of depression. Always the jokester, and very mellow and laid back. Never seemed to have a care in the world. Very caring about everyone, going out of his way to make sure that you were alright. A true friend. He was always the type of person that you wished everyone to be. On Sunday evening he got into a fight with his wife. Left and went to the bar. Came home extremely drunk, proceeding to continue the fight. Both he and his wife ended up throwing punches and their three kids broke it up. Charlie sat his wife down on the couch, sent the kids off to their rooms and once the kids were on their way out of the room he grabbed his deer rifle and b
To Remember Me
To Remember Me Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face, or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car, so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses, and all prejudice against my fellow man. Give my sins to the devil. Give my soul to God. If, by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked, I will live forever...
To Remember
To remeber a person is really not that hard all u have to do is think of a good thought and there they are who ever it is. dead or alive ur thoughts of them live on in ur mind so when u miss a person think as though there alive in ur mind it may just cheer u the heck up lol. and as far as other memories keep the ones alive also in ur mind and heart if they care for u it would show they love u as there friend or more (family) never take life for granted cause it does not take u for it.. there are people that are hurtful it is ok to 4get them but the ones u care about and they care about u should always keep close to u cause u never know when ur going to need that thought or memory Dedicated to the LATE JOE A D'Andrea JR. MY DAD FEEL FREE TO PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS AND POINTS DO WHAT U FEEL I LOVE U ALL
"to Realize"(something A Frined Sent Me In An E-mail)
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is unknown
To Red Sox Nation
Boston Globe: Posted Friday, October 29th, 2004 Friday, October 29, 2004:  A weight has been lifted for Red Sox Nation, as the Red Sox win their first World Series since 1918 on Wednesday night.  But its deeper than that. This victory isnt just for the players, or the former players, or the fans of Red Sox nation, its for the people who have lived & passed on who never got the chance to experience the sweet taste of victory, as well.  But its also more than that. It's even sweeter. Can you imagine any other fairy tale finish that would top what the Red Sox did in 2004? To face the Angels, who humiliamted the Red Sox back in July, & to completely dominate them. To be down 0-3 to the hated New York Yankees.....to be three outs away from elimination......with the greatest post-season closer of all time on the mound.......and to face another humiliating year of defeat to our most hated rival.  Then a steal a base, get a hit, hit a home run in the 12th. Another comeback finish in Game 5.
To Redneck_azz_whippin........
Was it really necessary to create 10 different yahoo names and send 48 text messages to my cell phone last nite to call me a Bitch? I am not stupid I got the point the first time..... I have unlimited texting so it didnt cost me a thing... all it cost was you time and energy. Now let's see who would think I am a bitch? Hmmmmmmmm........ Let's also consider who would be considered a Redneck??? Hmmmmmmmmm....... Now the thing you might want to consider is whether or not you could actually kick my azz? You know fighting over the internet is kinda stupid..... and even more stupid when you take it to a cell phone. But next time you feel the need to spend that kidn of time and energy to let me know that I am a bitch... at least let me know why you think I am one..... Cuz I do consider myself a Bitch.......so THANKU!!!!!!! (Borrowed from ImmmortalLove) They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend som
~to Realize~
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when
To Realize....
To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask two, now single, high school sweethearts. To realize the value of One years: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with "SOMEONE" special. The origin of thi
To Read My Blogs!
To read my blogs you will have to go to http://blog.myspace.com/mull5717801 Thanks again......
To Realize You
Sitting here I realize I never belonged. After several tries I have given up. For someone who never cries the tears are coming quickly now. I'm finally seeing through your lies see you clearly for the first time and as I look at you I realize that I never knew the real you.
To Realize
The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can sha
Toreador
The Toreador are called many things - "degenerates," "artistes," "poseurs" and "hedonists" being but a few. But any such lumpen categorization does the clan a disservice. Depending on the individual and her mood, Toreador are alternately elegant and flamboyant, brilliant and ludicrous, visionary and dissipated. Perhaps the only truism that can be applied to the clan is its members aesthetic zeal. Whatever a Toreador does, she does with passion. Whatever a Toreador is, she is with passion.To the Toreador, eternal life is to be savored. Many Toreador were artists, musicians or poets in life; many more have spent frustrating centuries producing laughable attempts at art, music or poetry Toreador tout themselves as cultivators of all that is best about humanity.. Occasionally, a particularly gifted or inspired creator is Embraced into the clan, to preserve her talent for eternity. In this manner, Clan Toreador has inducted some of humanity's greatest artists, poets and musicians into i
To Relax I Say Cruel Things To Children
Well, it seems I finally made a profile on here. So, is it just me or do people get offended for no discernible reason more often than is completely necessary? Seriously, why do people get butt hurt over you not liking what they like. Of all the fucking things to get bent over they pick a difference of opinion. I said I don't like the same kind of music someone else does. Oh my fucking god apparently thats like claiming the holocaust never happened. It received this horrified look of shock and disgust as though I'd just raped her baby in front of her while stealing her car. I'm pretty impressed with that feat of mental gymnastics myself so don't get to hyped up by the imagery. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing. If thats the case nambla has a website that is constantly monitored by the FBI and many and sundry police forces so come and kill your stupid ass for being a sick fuck. They don't look at what I write because run on sentences are not a crime regardless of
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. (This is soooo me..! lol ) To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the valu
To Remember Me
To Remember Me Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face, or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car, so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses, and all prejudice against my fellow man. Give my sins to the devil. Give my soul to God. If, by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked, I will live forever... Thank you tess!!!!
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE.
To Reply (lol)
My comment wasn't deleted, my account was. I was a level 17, I am still missing alot of my friends, and all my pics are GONE that was on here because my old computer bit the big one and I didn't have them saved on this new one yet. Not to mention the work on the page itself, I did alot of html on there, my visitor map is GONE, it's just the point of it all. He wanted to hurt me, well he found a way to do it. And without do much as a WARNING to me. Just poof gone. Came home from work and went to log on and it said invalid user specified. Then when I made a new account, BBG found me and when I told her what happened she said all the people that left a comment on babyjesus's page in regards to the time out on pic rating was deleted.
To Return
Screaming, twisting, turning under the knife, Knowing that I’m nearing the end of my life. Hurting and swearing and sweating, the fear. Knowing now that my time is near. Hurtling toward hatred, my mind is a slate. Waiting for death I long for a mate. Taking the knife and planting it deep, Into my heart, which ceases to beat. Hurting and hurtling toward my end, Waiting to rejoin some long, lost friend. The knife settles in and the blood starts to pour, Out of my wound and onto the floor. Regrets I have had leave in a rush, As my mind prepares me for deaths sweet thrust. Into my soul, he comes for his due, Death’s sweet reward, is rejoining you. © Andi 2007
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE. The origin of this le
Toreador
The Toreador are a fictional clan of vampires in White Wolf Game Studio's Vampire: The Masquerade and Vampire: The Dark Ages books and role-playing games. Their symbol is the thorned rose. The Toreador typically have an obsession with anything artistic, exquisite or (superficially) beautiful. They are hedonists and self-indulgent artists. As expectable, the Toreador find the Nosferatu to be especially revolting, and vice versa. Their attraction to beauty is so strong that they have to force themselves not to stop at the sight of an aesthetically appealing work. It is said that the Toreador are the closest of the Kindred to human sensibilities. Their Antediluvian founder was believed to be an artist in the first city (Enoch) named Arikel, or possibly Ishtar. At Cain's request she created a beautiful mural which showed the vampires' eternal struggle with the beast and unveiled it before him and one of his childer. In his fury at the depiction, Cain and his childe never saw the f
Tore Up From The Floor Up
I spent the day shooting for the new line Julie Simone is directing called Abigail.  I must say, there's nothing better than getting paid to make out with hot tattooed blondes, like Cari (well especially when  you are a narcicistic tattooed blonde, like Me).  It had only a brief bit of light spanking and leg worship, so for those that have seen most of the other stuff I have been in, don't expect a lot of B&D, this line is more of a lesbian erotic video line. I was so exhausted after that I decided not to wait till they were done shooting the next scene with Zenova Braeden and Sinnamon Love, to ride back with Julie or her P.A. and took the same cab that dropped Sinnamon off back down the Canyon to My home in Hollywood.  I was so pooped that I started to fall a sleep in the cab right before I made it home.  I struggled against the fluttering of My eyelids, managing to pay the driver and hurried up the stairs to My door where I heard My cat get so excited that I was home that he head
To Remember
Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 1,2007 The toughest thing in the world isn't beating someone with your superior mental or physical strength; the toughest thing in the world is being strong enough to be vulnerable. Take a risk and show your real self to someone who counts.
To Read Or Not To Read.
Hmm, here is something off my head. 1)What would you do with me one night and one night only? 2) How would you want me? 3) Blue or Red? 4) Dinner or Foreplay? 5) How well do you know me? 6) How far will you let me go? 7) Rough or Soft? 8) Toys or Bare hands? 9) How much is to much for you? 10) Would you post this so I can answer you? hehe,doubt if any will answer but hay why not just a little online fun!!!
To Reap The Harvest
A blade is in my hand, its a perfect fit it runs through flesh, a peacefull slit life flows out from my veins I stop sifting through lifes remains I taste the list of lies Ive been feed Ill come back to you, the last words she said The river red slows to one last drop Come along god, harvest your rotten crop
To Remain Young
No worries in the world A robin in a tree, a flower in the spring is all it takes to bring a smile to your face Faith the dreams come true Honest to the test Seeing the good in all who cross our path Worry consumes our day A pot of gold and diamond jewels do not unfreeze our frown Dreams are not reality Excuses are our nature Critical of all who are not us Why must we grow up Why not see the world through the eyes of a child Even in our adult years?
To Read In The Morning And At Night
To read in the morning and at night My love Has told me That he needs me. That's why I take good care of myself Watch out where I'm going and Fear that any drop of rain Might kill me. I wrote this for my Special someone. I wanna hear your opinions about it.
To Redress Police Abuse
Chrissay Thanks Guinea: The 1930's Smut Peddler Date: Sep 20, 2007 7:24 PM From: Jerry (Help us Obi - Ron Paul!) Date: Sep 20, 2007 9:05 PM thank patriot: Domina Liberty Date: Sep 20, 2007 9:03 PM
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE.
To Remove Hair Or Not...
This is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!!! Ladies, Do NOT try this at home!!! Hair Removal.... (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically incl
To Remain Positive
Today is gonna be the hardest day for awhile. I am at my friend Tanja's right now but go see my boyfriend tonight about 7 to stay with him for the night then we leave about 7am to go to the airport. I so dont want to be coming back to the states. I keep thinking tonight is going to be the last night I get to hold him for 3-8 mths and its tearing me up!! Yesterday I did go buy him and I matching bears, yes you read right bears. I sprayed his with my obsession, and I will give it to him tonight with a note that says if you ever feel lonely or miss me hug the bear.... Mine is in my suitcase already....How is it physically possible when you love someone so much not to have it hurt so bad when you have to leave. God I wish I knew the answer to that!
To Remind The World
He sits in wonder at the moment of silence, That seems to last for days, And his heart slowly beating, But to what end, he knows not, For the one person he thought Could see him, could feel him, And would really know where he stood Seems to have acknowledge That he doesn't exist. He's only a dream, a memory perhaps, But he's not today, nor tomorrow, And he will never be again. His life, his meaningless life, And his love, the love of yesterday, The love that everyone searches for, But he gave to her, Only to have it revoked suddenly And without warning, She let go of him, And didn't even look back. As if it were not reality- A fantasy- maybe it was his, And he just couldn't see, But now he feels the pain, The emptiness, the hollow echo As his heart beats, but for nothing. His soul, now has been sold, To the highest bidder, And then left behind, Like an old child's plaything- Left in the back of a closet, When the family moves away. Dust covered and
To Read
WASTED TIME The time that I’ve wasted is my biggest regret, Spent in these places, I will never forget. Just sitting and thinking about the things I’ve done, The crying, the laughing, the hurt, and the fun. Now it’s just me and my hard-driven guilt, Behind a wall of emptiness, I allowed to be built. I’m trapped in my body, just wanting to run, Back to my youth with it’s laughter and fun. But the chase is over and there’s no place to hide, Everything is gone, including my pride. With reality suddenly right in my face, I’m scared, alone, and stuck in this place. Now memories of the past flash through my head, And the pain is obvious by the tears that I shed. I ask myself why and where I went wrong, I guess I was weak when I should have been strong. Living for the drugs and the wings I have grown, My feelings were lost, and afraid to be shown. As I look at my past it’s so easy to see, The fear that I had, afraid to be me. I pretended to be rugged, so fas
To Realize.....
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has Missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time Waits for no one. Treasure Every Moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To Realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. Remember... Hold on tight to the ones you Love
To Realize....
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a *friend *or *family member*: LOSE ONE. warm wishes.....
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister... Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE.
To Real Beings
We need to help the fake people wake up and come about being real through some tough love or whatever its going to take but the fake in the world need to perish they are not helping anything out lates keep on keepin it real
To Respect Her Wishes
i hang my headi hung myself in my headour love is deadi leave flowerseveryday saying those words unsaidin a dreamafraid of acting on my desirebecause i accepted what you meanthat you will always love mebut we will always be friendsthis kind of friendswho never talk and never spendtime or cross each other's pathis a lieso indicate this will come to pass?i cryas if everyday someone i loved diedor tortured and left in darkcold and naked....i wish i could get over you.
To Rev, With Love.
Unfortunately, fubar is weird so I'm going to have to post this as the first comment I'm posting on this blog. Here goes.
To Renea
A soft rain   A soft rain, On a warm morning, During a walk On the beaches Of my mind, Is an invitation To refine those Memories That have faded since Childhood.   Is it the falling of the Drops through the leaves That we hear?  or Is that the movement of Peals of water rolling over the Once dry creek bed? I have thrown aside My umbrella…   A quiet that is only Broken by the swish Of car tires as they Breathlessly swirl by, Rain flattens my Hair, running rivulets Of nature’s tears over My unshaven face.   My dogs prance the Prance with what we foolishly Call a smile on  their faces. That is obviously just Contentment! The rain is irrelevant To them, silly!   Yet not to me As I recapture The joy of catching Droplets on a tongue Stuck out in Defiance of growing old, I care not, I am wearing flip flops, I walk the sand of beaches Long washed away
To Read When You Hit The Bottom...
the skies so dark with evil and torment,the earth so scorched with rage and fury,the soul....so ravaged by time and despair,when it seems theres no hope,look up, remember the skies,like it once was,look around you and remember,what the earth once looked like,look within yourself,remember wom you were,then gather up courage and hope,to let others see for themselves,that they, are not alone on this,cursed place, help them remember themselves,till everyone remembers...if they do,then whos to say its racked with evil and grief,when all they see is hope and remembrance,of whats past, and work to build the future....
To "realbigtits"
THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO A HATE STAT DIRECTED TOWARDS A GOOD FRIEND...people should look at their own actions before passing judgement on others who they do not know.  SENT IN PM: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE? DO YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED? DO YOU KNOW THEIR STORY? NO. AXIS HAS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHO DON WAS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR THIS SITE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE THIS SITE? OBVIOUSLY NOT. LISTEN HERE..."REALBIGTITS"...What you choose to do with this site and what others choose to do with this site are personal choices. YOU have no fucking right to judge anyone. ARE YOU PERFECT? So you think that asking for help to host a HH is bad? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING DONATIONS THAT FAMILIES ASK FOR IN MEMORY OF THEIR LOST ONES???? DON LOVED Fubar. He would want his memory to go on HERE. His personal, real life was fucking HELL. So what if he used Fu as his escape? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE? As for Axis..he LOVED Don. They formed a close relationshi
To Remember Me - Robert N Test
The day will come when my body will lie upon a white sheet, neatly tucked under four corners of a mattress. Located in a hospital busily occupied with the living and the dying. At a certain moment a doctor will determine that my brain as ceased to function and  for all practical purposes, my life as stopped.   When that happens, do not attempt to install artificial life into my body by the use of a machine. And don't call this my deathbed. Let it be called the bed of life, and let my body be taken from it to help others lead fuller lives.   Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person  whose own heart has cause nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to a teenager who was pulled from the wreckage  of their car so that they may see their grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to one that depends upon a machine to exist. Take my bones, every nerve and muscle in my body and find a way to make
To Reach Out To The Mariners
New York, NY (Sports Network) - San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith, New York Giants safety Stevie Brown and Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House were recognized as the NFCs top Week 8 performers. David Akers Womens Jersey . Smith set an NFL record for most passes in a game without more than one incompletion or interception by completing 18-of-19 passes for 232 yards and three touchdowns in a 24-3 victory over the Arizona Cardinals to take home the offensive award. His 94.7 completion percentage is also the highest single-game mark in NFL history with a minimum of 15 attempts. Brown earned defensive honors with two interceptions, a fumble recovery and six tackles during a 29-24 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. He now has five interceptions on the season and picks in four of his last six games. House blocked a punt that resulted in a touchdown as the Packers downed the Jacksonville Jaguars, 24-15, to take home the special teams award. He is the first Packer to block a punt si
To Relationships
When it comes to relationships, maybe we’re all in glass houses, and shouldn’t throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
To Reduce The Tour To A Two-horse Race. Multiple Heartbreaks, Crashes And Other Dramas Await Over The Meandering 3,404-kilometre (2,110-mile) Trek Al
Footballs World Cup. A Super Bowl ring. The tiny Ashes urn in cricket. And, of course, the yellow jersey. No list of the most famous trophies in sports can be complete if it doesnt include that gaudy shirt from the Tour de France -- and British speedster Mark Cavendish aims to get his hands on the first one this year. Over the next three weeks, 21 of them will be distributed at the 100th Tour. None will be more important than the last one -- worn by the overall winner on the Champs-Elysees in Paris on July 21: Many pundits believe that will be either Britains Chris Froome or two-time Tour champion Alberto Contador of Spain. But it would be a mistake to reduce the Tour to a two-horse race. Multiple heartbreaks, crashes and other dramas await over the meandering 3,404-kilometre (2,110-mile) trek along wind-swept sea sides, through flat plains and Alpine and Pyrenean mountain punishment, and even to a medieval island citadel in the English Channel. The first story could be written by Cave
Tori Amos - Jackie's Strength
A Bouvier till her wedding day Shots rang out, the police came Mama layed me on the front lawn And prayed for Jackie's strength Feeling old by 21 Never thought my day would come My bridesmaids getting laid I pray for Jackie's strength Make me laugh Say you know What you want You said we were the real thing So I show You some more And I learn What black magic can do Make me laugh Say you know You can turn Me into the real thing So I show You some more And I learn Stickers licked on lunch boxes Worshipping David Cassidy Yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box She's still in recovery Sleepovers, Beene's got some pot You're only popular with anorexia So I turn myself inside out In hope someone will see Make me laugh Say you know What you want You said we were the real thing So I show You some more And I learn What black magic can do Make me laugh Say you know You can turn Me into the real thing So I show You some more And I learn I got
To Rise And Fall
Broken you raised me into hope with words of love in those drunken moments when i was allowed to see the man you hide inside you let me see the beauty deep and walked away let me see and think that it could be real that perhaps i was worth anything and then you were gone so now you may witness the rise and fall of my heart and sanity
Tori Amos (zero Point)
Tori Amos
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Tories Plan Get-tough National Drug Strategy
Tories plan get-tough national drug strategy ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 16:50 Tories plan get-tough national drug strategyLast Updated: Saturday, September 29, 2007 | 9:24 PM ET The Canadian Press Health Minister Tony Clement will announce the Conservative government's anti-drug strategy this week with a stark warning: "The party's over" for illicit drug users."In the next few days, we're going to be back in the business of an anti-drug strategy," Clement told The Canadian Press. "In that sense, the party's over."Shortly after taking office early last year, the Conservatives decided not to go ahead with a Liberal bill to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana.Since then, the number of people arrested for smoking pot has jumped dramatically in several Canadian cities, in some cases jumping by more than one third.Toronto, Vancouver, Ottawa and Halifax all reported increases of between 20 and 50 per cent in 2006 of a
To Rise Above
Achieving A High Vibration All matter is made up of energy, and that energy is in motion continually. Everything in the universe, from the smallest molecules to the most complex living beings, has an optimal rate of vibration to keep it healthy. We reach this high vibrational level when we are whole, healthy, and fulfilling our potential. Human beings are able to consciously control these vibrations within themselves using a variety of techniques. We know when we have reached a high vibrational state because we feel good and can sense that we are aligned with all that is. We find we are capable of healing and have good intuition and perception that are a result of our resonating closer and closer to our ideal frequencies. Thoughts, emotions, intentions, choices, and actions contribute to our vibrational state, as do the environments we inhabit. Affirmative activities that leave us feeling joyous, appreciative, loving, and peaceful raise our vibration. Constructive, creative,
To Richard
I am sorry that I didnt realize sooner that I am hurting you. I am sorry that I am still in love with someone. He left me a long time ago and came back into my life...I dont know what to do. All I can say is sorry...if I could make the feelings go away I would but I cant. I am hurting you staying here...I dont know what else to do. I feel like if I would have never met you that your life would be so much better. Maybe if I move to Cali you will forget about me.
To Rid Yourself Of A Problem
This spell is so simple to do it has to work. It is best done at the time of a Waning Moon, and makes use of the Elements to symbolize completion. YOU WILL NEED: An old shoe (usually the right one) Pen A fire, natural running water or the sea. METHOD: *Write your problem on the sole of the shoe. *put the shoe on and stamp three times. *As you do so, say: Begone, troublesome times *Either, throw the shoe into the fire and ensure it burns properly. OR * Throw the shoe into the stream or water and watch it disappear. OR *Throw the shoes intot eh sea and walk away. *As any of these happen, visualize the problem getting less and less until it disappears. *Often during this time inspiration may come to you as to how you can deal with the difficulty. The reason the you use the right shoe is because this is considered the more positive and assertive side of the body, which is normally the one needed. However, if it feels more natural to use the left shoe the res
Tori -(flash Fiction)
This entry was published in the 34th Parallel literature magazine and serves as my first attempt ever at flash fiction. 34TH PARALELL - Tori by Damien Dread The sun set into the mighty Pacific. Curb stomping. Hands in pockets. Holding the important note for Tori.  The ice cream shop has been closed for a week but I have to return. Anxious. She said she’d be there.  I was crossing thirty-fourth when I receive a text. R U COMIN - T Yes! I head to the peer. Nervous, then.“ Hey, Oscar ! ” Cody. Tori’s scam for the summer. Prick. She has to be there. Sitting on the outside tables. Hazel eyes staring at the oncoming stars. Freckles accented her sun kissed face. Light brown hair plays in the wind. Her smile. Beauty. Perfection.Now, I know how Romeo felt. I clutch the note in my pocket and before I can even speak … “ There you are, barrio boy, I thought I was not gonna be able to say good bye to you !”
Tori Amos-spark
She's addicted to nicotine patches She's addicted to nicotine patches She's afraid of the light in the dark 6:58 are you sure where my spark is Here Here Here She's convinced she could hold back a glacier But she couldn't keep Baby alive Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This circus we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it if the Divine master plan is perfection Maybe next I'll give Judas a try Trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This cirucs we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it How may fates turn around in the overtime Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find You thought that you were the bomb yeah Well so did I Say you don't want it Say you don't want it Say you don't want it again And a
Tormentuous Night
I feel a cold hand stroke down my spine, I stretch out to hold the shadowy form my mind presives in this haze, only to find my had pass right threw the memory. Shivering I wake, I look around at the dark room. At the walls and the things within them and wounder how I ended up here. I think about what I am and what I could have become. Of how lonely life has become. I think of the broken dream, and my eyes welm up because I wasnt supposed to be alone any more. I had found my laughter and some how I had shattered it and all that remains is the debree skattered heart. I pull the blankets close and though I am sweating I feel so cold. An unyeilding cold down in my soul. I ponder my exsistance and weither I am truely away or held somewhere cold and asleep. I long for this to be but a momentary dream, such that I would wake and find my home in order and my family whole. I long to believe that all is possible and I try for a moment to hold oto all possibilitys. that moment is only bro
Torment
Fireworks exploding in my head.Thousands of voices and thoughts in my mind.Hundreds of bees stinging my side.Torment falling on me.Stomach cramps with menstral pain.Knees that urt when it rains.Wrist that hurt if I write.Torment falling on me.Stop!GoAway!Leave me alone! Medicine starting to not help!I want help!Please help!Hate me oor love me! Need me!Please want me!Darkness!Torment falling on me.
Tormented Love.....
Lost all in a world of my own, crying eyes feel so alone when they've got no place to go. Anticipating the worst when nothing goes right, too tired of life to keep up the fight. In need of a soul to fill in my life, in need of an Angel to make things all right. In all of my travels I've not seen the light, in all of my searching I've wasted the night. Why should I even try to still care, only to have my heart thrown away in a dirty, piss pail. Over and over I scream out that I never wanted my personal little private own Hell, still I can't see past this deep, ominous black torturous bottomless well. No reason to stay here so why don't I just bail, feel as if body is moving as slow as a snail. Whirlwind of torment thrashes all around in great swells. Impending danger slowly starts to rise in the well, heading towards my being as if it was a magnet flying upon a metallic old bell. No chance to dodge it for it is already on my poor self, swatting with feverish fury at ghostly appar
Tormented
Entrapped and attacked Attached and submissive The Mistress is the slave The skin tastes the blade Tormented Blood and sweat Bruises and bites Light and dark Scratches and marks Covers the flesh of the Lust Child Tormented Conquered and liberated Scattered and concentrated Passionately violated Lovingly penetrated Tormented Poisonous kisses Dirty words Falling from angelic lips Total eclipse Darkness feeds her lust Tormented Panting and screaming Moaning and breathing Heat rising and steaming Eyes gleaming Changing Colors rearranging Bodies slamming Emotions jamming The spectrum cascading No longer waiting Renaming her Enslaving her Demanding her Commanding her The Devil is who I need Torment me
Torment
such torment such pain to be away from you for just one day to not see your shining face which fills me with such grace but you are away for now so i cry how can one stand this torment
Torment
Torment Pointing fingers “oh my gosh look at that” Laughter all around Schools such a blur Complaining and fussing “I’m not sitting next to that, she’s much to different” So somewhere else they sat Making faces When heading to a different room “what the hell is wrong with her, Stupid” they assume Walking alone As they whisper when I go by They are tempted to make fun and laugh But all I do is sigh Raising my hand When I know what to do “your doing your work?, Look she’s a nerd too” Walking home Going at a speedy pace Moving as fast as I can As if my life was a race When I reach the finish line Also known as my home There I sit in my room Once again all alone Torments start again As threats are then heard Shaking and screaming Hearing them word for word Looking around drastically For a place to hide Somewhere where I’ll be left at peace I need someone who will be on my side I find nothing but a teddy bear Daddy gave me
Tormented Heart
THE NIGHTS ARE SO COLD, THE RADIO PLAYS A SAD SONG. I THINK OF YOU AND HOW YOU DID ME SO WRONG I LET YOU IN, BOTH SOUL AND HEART PROMISES MADE THAT WE WOULD NEVER PART.. I TOLD YOU THINGS, ID HELD FOR YEARS, TELLING THEM TO YOU AS I FOUGHT THE TEARS. YOU TOLD ME THINGS ABOUT PLANS YOU HAD MADE PROMISES AND PLANS WERE ONLY THE GAMES THAT YOU PLAYED... I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH I NEVER ONCE LIED AS I LOOK BACK AT THINGS AND OH HOW I CRIED. I LOOK AT OLD MEMORIES AND ALL I CAN SEE IS A MAN FULL OF HATE IS ALL I CAN SEE SOME OF THE MEORIES I MISS THAT WE SHARED BUT THATS WHEN I THOUGHT THAT YOU REALLY DID CARE YOUR SMILIMNG FACE AND THE TORURE YOU GAVE SOME THE MEMORIES I CARE NOT TO SAVE AS MY HEART BROKE AND THE TEARS FILLED MY EYES ITS ONLY BECAUSE I BEL;IEVED ALL YOUR LIES TEARS ROLL DOWN MY FACE AS I FORGET ALL THE PAIN GLAD I NEVER LET IT DRIVE ME INSANE
Tormented
Tormented This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death
Tormented
This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death.
Torment...bliss
Leather and metal adorns throat and wrists I'm bound for your pleasure Sweet torment and bliss Feel my heart beating faster as the blindfold is placed Stood now in darkness awaiting my fate Hands grasp my ankles Legs are spread wide There's no secrets left You can see my desire How my body now craves That kiss of soft leather Redhot licks of the paddle Your hand, painful pleasure With soft voiced commands Sweet searing caresses Using pleasure and pain You torment my flesh Then exstacy wakens moans turn to begging I need you to quench this hellfire within © Andi 2007
Tormentress
I sometimes just lie awake staring up to the ceiling during quiet moments,tranquil thoughts and I see the ghost in you.. I wonder about the loves I've had all the love I've lost in you quiet ghosts of intrepid dreams venturing me into far places beyond thought and my spirit quietly waits for you.. quietly pleads you take my hand and kiss it with your lips. I endure what I've never endured before in my life even in my dreams, where they were once my sanctuary from the ways of the world, there you follow me, too.. Neither awake, nor in dreams do I find my peace, so I go each day waiting for you, hoping each one I'll feel the cold of your lips pressing onto my own, and taking me by my wretched hands into your embrace and slowly pull me towards you,along with all the shadows of perdition.. take me-and make me yours,if only for a moment open my eyes to the realities of my fears and sorrows, hurts and angers that engulf me and make me a stranger even to myself,forcing me
Torment
Memories wander in dark places Wounding the life of my soul Causing pain to burn my mind Essence of life draining slowly Flashes of light, time and space crossing my mind Blinding me from what I need to see Confusion and wonder playing together with happiness Tormented by love, scared of tomorrow Vices and nails destroying my thoughts Dull pain turning into unbearable torture Stop it please Make it go away
Tormented Soul
Do you know what it feels like, To know that you are wrong? And do you know the hurt, That's always so strong? Do you know how you crush, My spirt in your hand? And how you think that this life, Is so devine and grand? Do you ever wonder why, You treat me as you do? And how the pain peirces, My entire soul through? Do you know you are the cause, Of this everlasting despair? And how you push me deeper, To keep me locked ever there? Do you ever stop and think, Of how you hate me as you do? And how you cause my tears to fall, I wonder if you even care, do you? Do you ponder on my dreams, And to me what they mean? And of my hearts malcontent, along with the rips in my jean. Do you watch me as I sleep, While wondering what I dream? And hoping that this life is more, Than it could ever seem?
Tormrent
behind these bars a tear runs down her cheek no one hears her burtal screaming shes burning alive in agony and the pain still screams can you feel the tormet can you feel her pain her blood runs dry as it slowly boils dead in her dreams nothing will ever make her feel the same the torment of burning alive when no one hears her dieing shes locked inside a burning prison looking up to the sky she sees the white wings flying now all the evil she once lived for has khoticly risen laying all alone she dosent care at all crying in the dark as the fire slowly faids the once strong killer comes to a painful fall her red blood begins to darken and shade bring her not into death but let her live in pain revenge so sweet when the movtive is what keept you alive as she stands alone her tears no longer stain shes one of the verey few that had the strenth to survive ~ when left behind~ now carying the past hevely upon her her reveng
Torment Me No More
Hear the pleas of my heart beg for you to stop tormenting me this way. hear the silent cries my heart makes at night as it longs for this suffering to end. Hear the mournfully pleas beating from every beat of my heart. stop this maddness. only you have the power to stop the maddness thats has over taken me. I cant think clearly when you are near. when i hear your voice all i can do is remember. remember things sometimes best left in the darkness. things that should never be taken out and felt ever again. i beg of you tormentme no more set me free from the bonds you have on me. let me be free to feel and think without this haze all around me. torment me no more
Tormeneted Dreams
tormented in my dreams theres no escape for me no peace no safty it is with me always and follows me as its my shaddow my burrdon cross to bare the pain of witch u could never understand you dont know me ur not like me dont look at me dont u touch me and i am right there again naked again and i relive it all it dosnt go away there is no freedom form my demons toremneted in my dreams with no escape no peace i woke up and took the bottle till i realized it was all a dream but still no safty it follow close like a shaddow and leaves me in a box i am in a box can u see me the walls there there to keep me safe safe for u and safe form my self b/c iam scard to find the demon that is in me not in u but the curlty that is screamin to be unleashed
Tormorrow Is The Day
i see Linkin Park :D
Torment Me No More
torment me no more Please go from my heart , go frommy mind. torment me no more in the night. stay out of my every thought. stay out of my every dream. torment me no more. Please go from my heart, go from my mind. torment me no more. when i close my eyes i hear your voice whisper to me calling me your love. yet when i open them in the bightness of day you say nothing of my being yourlove or loving me. torment me no more. please go from my heart go from my mind. loveing you is driving me mad.
Tormented Dreaming.
The distence I have spaned, Farther then my somber soul ever dreamed, Feeling as if I'm standing on the edge, Looking down the lip of a malicious waterfall. My essence is burning to be set free, I wish to be released from my insecurities, Too much pain has cracked my being, I am internally fragmented. I have been destroyed, No longer sure where I begin, Or where the torment ends, It no longer matters to me. These are the terror of my night, The blistering despair that haunts me, That which is fated for my everwakened mind, The things that keep me from peaceful rest evermore.
Torment
She slips the knife out of her chest. This will end the pain. The suffering. The neglect. This will end the nights of being alone. The time spent ponering. This IS the darker side of love. once upon a time....It was happy. like princes and princesses are supposed to be...but everything has an evil side.... And this is the darker side. As dark as the blood on my hands...
Torment
Torment unforgotten are a child screams of pain. Beaten without mercy; abused with no restaint. Onslaught with no reprisal, see the hate through this childs eyes. Unforgiven of his pain till you suffer his demise.Can't you see the hate you breed or the monster you create?Will you even say you're sorry when you see that it's too late? Torment unforgotten are a childs screams of pain. Beaten with no mercy till the tears fall like rain.
Torment
When a scream can no longer define the rage. When words can no longer tell the story. When all has failed to become prosperous and the things one sought now become surreal and unreachable. When the time that once gave peace now gives turmoil and discontentment. When every last breath is held back that one may not breath forth the fire burning inside. When the only images one sees are covered in red and the red will fade no more. When the rage inside becomes overwhelming. When the blood boils and the calm has gone. Then and only then may you understand what torment is. Then and only then may you see what it is to be me.
Tormented Soul
I look to the mirror to my reflection My eyes swollen, aching with infection From these tears I cry no one can see That stream down my face inside of me Filled with regret cause I turned my back on the purest love Of the countless mercies and grace from up above Now the torture in my heart has no relief My faith has been overtaken with unbelief The weight of my sins is more than I can bare Calling out for help, but no one seems to care Lost in Babylon and I have forgotten who I am God help me please if you still give a damn Committed the unforgivable sin, say its not true But lord I seem lost no matter what I do I fell like I crossed the point of no return And my punishment will be to forever burn Sinking deeper into depressions rot and mire My predestined fate to be baptized in eternal fire Trapped in nothingness with no escape in sight Consumed in flames that give no light God help me, I no longer know what’s real So tired of all this pain and agony ins
Torment
i was sat in the bar at a quiet booth having a drink after work, my head slightly tipsy. He had told me that after work i was to come to this bar straight away, telling me what to wear and what to drink, and as always, i obeyed. i did not know what He had planned for me today, i did not know where He was. Suddenly i heard a soft, deep voice, cutting through the sea of other voices, finding it's way to me, telling me to close my eyes. A warm wave of pleasure rushed through me as i recognised the familiar voice, yet i could feel no presence near me. i could not make out the words that i was being told but they gave me such a sense of want that i started to touch myself, brushing my hand over my breasts, making my nipples hard beneath my flimsy shirt, moving my hand slowly between my thighs, under my skirt, shifting my underwear to one side. i felt the hot waves of pleasure surge through my body. Suddenly i felt a warm breath against my neck, i quickly stopped touching myself and lay
Tormented
This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death.
Tormented Daily
Tormented Daily Tormented daily By the grinding of my heart Always constant, persistent Falling forever in pain Gnawing at my existence Bleeding from the inside out Someone shake me (save me) My soul has died Because it’s always burning A light in the darkness However it is no beckon Only a burden I bare Pain buried deep (That’s it’s nature) Sorrow creates grave wounds Scars that never will heal A reminder in the light Of the darkness I posses And the shadow of your presence Showers me in tears of weeping Bound by our love (the 2 of us) Yet consumed by the distance I long to release the heartache That’s whispered in my ears Played loud against the music Like a lament, over powering I pray and I beg (release me) But nothing ever happens I’m engulfed by solitary tears As loneliness digs my grave What I crave (only your arms) I shall never come to gain Yet forever tormented By the grinding of my heart I reach t
Tormented
Tormented I sit here tonight listening to song’s that echo the desire That’s raging with all of heavens might deep within my heart Fueled by the sound of your voice the thought of your smile your eyes My minds racing like a dragster full speed to keep me from falling apart I look out the window and watch the rain trying to hide the drops Streaking down my cheeks the distance between us a razor piercing My skin deeper with every breath neither sleep nor alcohol stops The agony coursing through my veins only the notes of your song Can do for my emotional pain that vicodin does for physical torment The journey to find you was long and treacherous many times I sat And contemplated hangin my head and walkin away no parting comment But as always my heart demanded satisfaction giving me the strength To toughen up and forge my way year after soul wrenching year And today I stand within the threshold to paradise searching for the key Growing impatient with each passing minute to
Torment
Sometimes you can scare me when your lost inside your mind sometimes you can hurt me when my love you can not find the days when you won't hold me i feel alone and empty the days when you won't kiss me i fear what i can't see sometimes i have to keep from you own desire out of fear that it will capture you like the flame of an endless fire i try and stand beside you for i know it will not last you always find your way back to me when all is said and done your still my loving baby no matter what you see
Torment
Torment A weight falls heavily upon me - A steady pull inside my brain. In one room I seek love and understanding - In another I purge the guilt and pain. My guilt never leaves. The pain only deepens. My life is a wild rotation from one room to the other, Locked in a ceaseless circle of torment - A game of chess I cannot win. I stand up, throat on fire, head spinning, heart pounding; Begging for an end, any end, to this hell. I gaze into the mirror, wiping my mouth, Wondering who I have become; A drawn and pale face, dull, expressionless eyes. I run my hands through my hair Hoping it will quiet the screams in my head - But it doesn't, and tomorrow the game will start again.
Torment
Oh what you have done to me I just want you dripping wet Please show me your sights unseen You smell of sex and taste of sweat Can't you see your killing me Save me from my thoughts obscene Take until theres nothing left Leave me when your feeling mean Grace me with your punishment Can't you see your killing me
~torment~
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Torment Of A Soul
My life tormented A childhood of painSpent bruised and scarredHours locked in a small dark roomTo scared to shout for helpWith only spiders for companyDay after dayThe bruises cameTo ashamed to show the worldHow could I have explained? The screaming stoppedThrough fear of more painThe inner screamsStill ringing in my earsThe nightmaresNever fadeAnother dayDarkness consumes my beingWishing for someone to set me freeAnother fist flies my wayPain shoots through meLike a thousand knivesPiercing my soulOnto adult yearsStill bruised insideOnly to find loves the sameIs this normalWas it something I did? Walking into doors seems like a bad habit for meOne black eye after the nextHere I was againHiding in a dark cornerHoping the monsters wouldn't see meHoping they wouldn't bring more painWill this ever end? The child inside so battered The child inside so scared
Tormented Ghosts
In one's daily trials and travails, one is beset and haunted by various ghosts. Most of the time its the ghosts of our past, Is what is happening now going to be a repeat performance of the past. The ghosts of fear, the ghosts of doubts, both cause us to hesitate and second guess our every action. The ghosts of the present confound us even more than those of the past. The ghosts of potential can drive us to ruin, not to mention the Seven Sins pulling us in their directions. Also the ghosts yet to be have a little grasp upon us as well. How do we measure up in the eyes of others and How do we measure up to what we see of ourselves being farther down the river of time. Ghosts of Desires. Ghosts of Pain. Ghosts of Loss. Every single ghost wants its place in the sun, its fifteen minutes to shine, its pound of flesh. Some people consider all of this spectral cacophany, normal. What if though instead of the pleading and yelling of all of these spectres, there is nothing. What if the ghosts
Tormented
Comfort and consoleWe all do seekNot to distortBe submissive or meek. Looking outThrough a hazeGetting lostLike in a maze. Once, then twiceEmotions did feelBut just illusionsProven not real. Blackened shadowsPiercing dartLusting towardBrand new start. Tormented soulShattered heartHiding withinA colorful art.
Torment
When I see her my heart breaks, Because it knows she'll never be mine. Forever out of my reach, Forever till the end of time. Why am I tourchered like this, From her my heart will never be free. I look to the sky,the edges of the stars, Still her vision is all I see. My love for her never returned, But still it lives and breathes. is my sad eternal fate, One I chose just for me.
To Rmk
Tormented Soul...no More!
Tormented was my soul lost in thoughts and feelings of old torn between who I am and what others expected Afraid to be  Shunned for my feelings Now it all feels so strange how when we talk you make it go away no more being lost or confused you pull me out and help me get through There is no judgement  only open arms  I feel more at home I feel stronger more alive Still no one understands  I really don't care As long as you are with me I know I am gonna make it No one will ever bring me down again As long as we stay strong  and I can live my life in your arms.
Torment
When I look at you,I wonder if your beauty is real.It saddens me deeply,Knowing pain is what you feel.A beauty in torment,In others hearts lays deep.We all wish for your happiness,And happy dreams in your sleep.Rest and take care beauty,For the day the world can pass by.And maybe tomorrow your eyes,Can wake to brighter blue skies.
Torn
When I look in the mirror I see a disaster I will stab you in the back alot faster I am a jerk I am a drunk I am me and I will fall victim to my own travesty I am sorry I let you down I am sorry i made you frown I was good in my heart Till you fucked the man who tore us apart I find myself thinking Die that is my wishful thinking I stand here with eyes of pain I stand here and I cannot be saved Have a good life with the man whom i was replaced I loved after you and she was taken away My pain is my own My friends are those who dont even know me I am a man that sits in a room Wondering what god is to do Have I lost hope Have I lost the very part of me that had great hope My life is torn apart I am falling apart
A Torn Feeling
One day the past will come back And it hurts even more Only you won’t look at it like you did before You just start the same track Getting used to disappearing In the end those things never existed at all At that point, my thoughts are all clearing Stopped crying behind that new wall All those words didn’t count That feeling never really mattered Disappointment again I found A past that I shattered I hear those memories in my head I see those lost faces around me And then they’re gone just like that And there’s no one left but me Trust is important Honesty is not easy to find Someone that’s lovely and kind And give you the life to stand
Torn
Turn Back the hands of time I beg you Give me the moments that we shared Let me restore the memories Of a love beyond compare. Turn To the clock that holds the hours And whisk the time away Give me just a few more moments Of the love you swore would stay. Turn To the minutes that are fading Let me hold a dying hope That in the passing of a second There's still some warmth to fight the cold. Turn Around and look at me Do you see me tremble in the dark And with the haunting of love remembered Can you not feel a spark. Turn To the one who gave you love It's me, who's heart you took to break Into the embers of nonexistence You threw that soul away. Turn Damn you, don't walk away Leave me just a fleeting chance... But he left me standing here Without a second glance.
Torn
The emptiness I feel inside kills me it twists my spine and puts painful memories in my head I'm so torn inside, I wonder if I'll ever be free am I still breathing or am I already dead? the treasure that I am too scared to touch and forgiveness I don't think I deserve Do I have blame? I haven't done much as another day passes so does another pain's birth this world of nothing is so clear all of my feeling leaves me except for my fear this can't be real, it's just a dream The ground is made of flesh and bones the ground will soon be made of me crawling, hoping to find some happiness Falling but I never touch the ground listening but I never hear a sound this world is sick and full of your fairy tales the people speak evil and play pretend just keep stitching up your infected wounds ball up your anger and cast it out on me take my emotion and murder me kill me with the sound of nothing don't lift a finger just sit and sleep this world is so
Torn Apart
I'm torn between two places. I'm torn between two people. I'm always in the middle, Always on edge. Who do I believe? Who do I support? How can I go on torn in two? How can anyone live a full life, When they are in pieces? My heart has been ripped apart, By two people seeking to hurt each other. But what they don't realise Is that in seeking to hurt each other They have instead hurt me.
Torn
I have before me 1/2 pound bar of Hershey chocolate. I love chocolate. Hershey is just barely chocolate in my opinion. So... do I remain an elitist chocolate snob and throw it out? Or do I surrender to my need for theobromin (sp?) and eat the damn thing? Why am I even wasting eating time with this pointless debate?
Torn
Torn Torn between life and death; Light and dark; Knowledge and stupidity. Torn between security and paranoia; Sureness and confusion; Feeling so alone, And yet, being all as one. So alone and so misunderstood An open mind contained In a closed-minded realm. Criticized and ostracized By all of those around me. So I write in a little book Searching for my light, my path. Not knowing what I know What is truth, and What I see Who am I? What is fact? What is fiction? Who is for me? Who is the new? Who is the true? What am I saying? What can I do? Who is my god/goddess? Where is my shoe?? ~Rhiannon 9/16/98
Torn
time slips through my hands... sometimes i don't even know who i am... but the waves that crash around me... are not all of my own creation... or maybe they are... don't always understand... my own mind... my own heart... they betray me... laughing at me like mindless jesters... one smiling... the other in tears... leaving me to find my way...alone... in this sea of endlessness... adrift on waves of emotions... that i can neither understand... nor control... my pain is an everlasting soul torture... torn in halves... my soul lingers... trying vainly too piece itself back together... but not knowing where too begin... a soul alone... knowing that somewhere there is another... so very much the same... beckoning through the lonely night... crying shamelessly for return from this darkness... too no avail... what is love... that brings no gladness too its vessel... and yet brings ecstasy at the same moment... years of emptiness... an awakened soul... scratch
Torn
watching you tear out the paper seeing our life go to ruin watching you rant away hearing my name mention seeing the pain in your face knowing this is the end when we never tried to begin passes hope on by knows there is no second chance torn like a paper no tears for me how can i be sad but free
Tornado Tears.............
First let me thank Emily and the rest of you wonderful people for trying your hardest to pull me out of an emotional sewer today...I love you so much for all you do and all your words. I just wanted to briefly address the reason behind putting up such a picture as that. And to explain why "tornado tears". 99.9% of the time I have the world's most positive outlook, I can take on the whole world and fight my way through anything. Yet there are times, that shovelling shit against the tide just takes it toll and I am ready to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT! Today is one of those days.... After two surgeries in the past four months and countless weeks off work....Im kind of hurting in many ways. I guess I wanted you to see that there is more than one side to me. I dont always smile....well most of the time anyhow...lol...but there are days that I'm problemsolving constantly and im so tired of it. Single parents everywhere have such a time of it. Coupled with being off
Torn
My heart torn in two Once again, I am the fool For the lies and the deceit Once again, I am beat My heart cries in pain Slowly going insane All to much to bear No one there to care Left alone and stranded Once again, left branded Not knowing where to go Not knowing what to do Confused, hurt, and betrayed Lying in an open grave Life comes shattering around me No where for me to be Waiting for someone to come along And just let me belong Let me be who I am Without being damned A life forgotten Now that I've hit bottom
Tornado's ! Eeeek
What started out as a typical day out with my oldest Sister ended up in some Screams and WHOA's ! ..We decided we'd grab a Quick lunch then do some Christmas shopping and whatever caught our fancy .. well.. right during lunch we get a phone call.. There's been touch downs of a few Tornados' Close by ..Yeah it was raining like mad but Tornado'Nooo..We decide not to take any chances as all our pets were at home alone ..( Um cant have the fur babies getting scared now can we ? ) Hop in the car get back on the road to come home she's watchin the skies .. im watching the road ( Dont want to hit any Flyin Cows LOL) She says HOLY SHIT there's a FUNNEL Right ahead just as she said that WHOOSH a Huge wicked strrong wind comes and I swear it felt like the whole damn car lifted off the ground windows shook we're Screaming ..OMG we're gonna Die .. ok now its a lil silly but hell I dont want to end up in OZ !!! with my luck I'd not meet the Scarecrow Tin man and Cowardly Lion .. Id meet up with th
Torn
Torn If my mind were free of memories Maybe my heart could heal Then my soul would soar once more No longer held down by broken bonds Like the tattered remains of my desire A flame flickers just before it goes out Emotions run rampant threw my soul Where love was once my mainstay It now has become somewhat elusive The needle in the haystack is easier to find Then the passions left far behind Cut me and surely I will bleed Beat me and yes I will scar Words cut has deeply has any knife And leave bruises just like a clenched fist Am I not worthy of your affection? Do you no longer see the need in my eyes? You only have but to look upon my face Its there in spite of all that is done Warm hearted yet cold blooded Try has I may I’m unable to reach you My arms have stretched out towards you Only to remain has empty has the rest of me The voice of reason has grown silent Slowly the path to nothing grows wider The taste of bitterness is hard to swal
Torn Desire
I am desired by many, Of all different races and faces. They want to claim me as their one and only. They love my smile, they love my style. My Eyes drive them men wild. Their captivated by my charms, yet they want to embrace me in their arms. All Because my personality is so unique. Not so many woman can compete! For the man I once come to love is yet to be no more. But yet so many men come knocking on my door. As for the guy I truely seek, He just tells me to take a flying leap. He claims I have a heart of gold. Yet he doesn't want me to hold. DAMN! Life can be so cold! So whats a girl to do when she has know one to hold? Except the fate that has been told, and just be a little bold. Guard the heart and come to understand he just wasn't ready to be your man. To attempt to love another is just asking for nothing but trouble. In time you shall see the importance and value of what love can really be!!
Torn Between Two
I met you one night at a party You were friends with my friend I start talking to you And our personalities start to blend You say that I'm hot And I think you are too But there's only one problem I'm not allowed to love you! And this is how I told you - There's something I have to tell you And it's so hard to say You see, I have a boyfriend So we must let our lust decay I wish I could be with you But it would only break his heart To suddenly be with you And leave him right at the start So let us just be friends And just to get along For one day I know Our lust wont be in the wrong You say to me OK I believe in all your words For now lets be friends Until the perfect day occurs
Torn- Le Toya
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Torn
You beat me so bad, Now you're the one crying You left me to die And now you lay dying You made my life hell But soon you'll be frying You plea for my help Will I come out of hiding? And go to you now, Personal care providing? Hold you at the end Final comfort supplying? I am torn apart So much trouble deciding
Torn
A broken heart torn by your hands A sweet face ruined by your kisses A gentle body that never wants to be touched again A mind shattered by your caring words A life devastated when you left without looking back A strong person that will never love again
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Torn Apart
Torn between two worlds Torn between descisions Torn between love and hate Torn between two lives Suddenly he is in the middle Of nowhere with no options Two people can be seen in the Distance Two people with whom he is Very close Suddenly they both vanish to be replaced with nothingess Now he has no clue as to who he is Now he has no one to turn to Life seems meaningless No love to look for
Torn !
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Torn Like A Pair Of Pants When A Little Girl Falls Down And Scrapes Her Knee
Im completely between future modeling and Sean. He's the only one I want and modeling is one of my dreams. Sean is skeptical of me modeling. Especially the kind I want to do. I just want the two to be able to blend w/ out worries. He is going to be the one to take me to tthe shoots until i get a car. I just dont want modeling to tear us apart. he says I have nothing to worry about but im still nervous. I have a handful of options but im scared to act on it! so we'll see how it all works out. xo's amber
Torn Confushions
Torn Confushion to stay or go i'm left with a confushion of choice ever since i allowed a friend in an truly listened to his voice just to save one or two is it really worth my own even tho allowing the death in my soul i can never condone if i sacrafice my life just to save a few or just one is it really for the greater good is thier life really won? will they stay safe long after i have gone or will thier life end at the turn of the next dawn? BY COUNTRY
Torn
I walked a path of lonliness Needing only a hint of Love Weighted by my sadness Finding my heart hidden in a cove Insanity made from madness Looking to the sky above Realizing No-one is left All that I have is bloody tears My soul needs to rest... Forgetting worldly fears Torn is who I am at Best Hope of a day to hold someone near
Torn
Falling through spaces in time Bewilderment in hues of blackened confusion Perplexed eyes staring into a million emotions Searching on a plateau of weariness Unforgotten flashes of endless time Flames scorching a forever torn heart Frozen feeling dancing in the wind Contradiction running on emptiness Gone
Torn ~ Letoya Luckett
A part of me wants to leave you alone. A part of me wants for you to come home. A part of me says I'm living a lie. (And I'm better off without you.) A part of me says to think it through. A part of me says I'm over you. A part of me wants to say goodbye. A part of me is asking why... A part of me wants to leave. But a part of me wants to be here with you. And everytime I think that we're over and done you do something to get me back loving you. And you got me just torn. Torn in between the two. (Oh yeah) Cuz I really wanna be with you. But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (I really want to be with you) Leave you alone. Leave you alone. And you got me just torn in between the two. (In between the two) Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Be with you) But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone) Leave you alone. Leave you alone. There was NO ISSUES when we started out. It was cool. It was everything that lov
Tornados
For those of you who aren't familiar with tornadoes and are hearing news coverage of this, here is a short glossary to help you understand. FUJITA SCALE: used to measure wind speeds of a tornado and their severity. F1: Laughable little string of wind unless it comes through your house, then enough to make your insurance company drop you like a brick. (People enjoy standing on their porches to watch this kind.) F2: Strong enough to blow your car into your house, unless of course you drive an Expedition and live in a mobile home, then strong enough to blow your house into your car. F3: Will pick your house and your Expedition up and move you to the other side of town. F4: Usually ranging from 1/2 to a full mile wide, this tornado can turn an Expedition into a Pinto, then gift wrap it in a semi truck. F5: The Mother of all Tornadoes, you might as well stand on your front porch and watch it, because it's probably going to be quite a last sight.
Torn
Torn My heart torn in two Do I let you go and learn to love again? Or do I hold on to something that gives me wings Your love made me believe I could do anything be anyone Now its so far away I feel torn Is love enough or is it to little to late My heart and mind play tug of war everyday My soul fights to survive the darkness creeping in Can I love again or were you the last to ever stir that feeling Rage and hate course thru my soul everyday and every night Your voice pushes them back your love defeats them for a moment in time Why can only you do this you caused more damage then ever before in my heart and yet caused the most joy My life torn my mind my heart Will I find my self in your arms again the battle won that dark voice finally silenced or will I find my own victory giving in to the dark desires being the person I'm slowly becoming? That person that no man or women can control calm or stop That person that delights in the misery of others finds pl
Torn
...Recently I had my heart ripped out of my chest and stomped on. Since thenI have not been able to act "normal" with people ..... I apologize. I found myself the last few days just sobbing uncontrolably out of no where. People have passed away recently and the anniversary of 3 importants deaths is approaching. Maybe being completely brokenhearted and lied to has made me act the way I have. Someone asked me about my erotic blogs...Most of them are true but some are not. I spend every Saturday night alone for anyone who is wondering..its true before you think I have some "Stable" of men waiting. I also had the weirdest week with exs. A shitload of them contacted me begging for me to be involved with them again. HOW NUTS is that? My 40th Birthday is March 3rd, and I am off about that as well.....What I am torn about is to actually persue a relationship with someone else or not. All I see is myself getting shredded again. i do not think I could handle that again....Especially the men who
Torn Between A Decision
Hm, today was a long day. They made me a trainer at work, and we had a new PSA sign with us today. Despite the fact that it was a busy day it went over well, until the guy and I got to talking. A lot of past memories came back, particularly when the discussion of being a firefighter came up. Few know but I was a volunteer firefighter for many years until a bad accident. It gave a big scare to all my family and friends and despite the fact that I was for the most part ok, I resigned on their behalf. Talking about it with the new guy however, brought about some feelings I thought I had gotten over. Now I admit it hasn't been long since I resigned as a volunteer firefighter but I really want to go back, yet everyone, and I mean everyone I know, is really against me doing so. Kind of torn between what to do, and it's got me somewhat stressed, something I don't like to be, at all. Just something I thought I should rant about. Thanks for reading.
Torn
I find myself at a crossroads, unsure which direction to take. Long story short: Told a gal how I felt, she didn't feel the same however. She started to date someone soon after etc etc.. She continues to lean on me about her current relationship, and I don't know if I can take it anymore with how I feel. Do I continue to be that friend, or do I put a stop to it? If you need more details.. ask.
Torn 11/06
I am posting this so everyone knows that life wasnt always a happy thing for me. I use to be dark and depressed on a daily basis. I hated life. Wanted a way out. In the end, I found hope. My happiness comes from a love I never knew was possible. This poem will definitely show where i was and the others put you where I am now. I have went through a lot but where I am now is so much better. Hope you all enjoy. This was wrote in november of last year by the way. Somewhere along the way, I became torn. Like the page from a book, the most important one missing. I became me, who I am today, because of being torn. Is it too hard for you to understand? This is me, a HOLLOW shell that once use to be full of love and joy and happiness. Where did it all go wrong? I ask myself the same question. It didnt go wrong. This was meant to be for me. I am a human. Made to feel what I feel. Its okay. Im okay. NOT really that o
Tornado Damage
hey yall i have pics of my house and my rental house after ther tornado 3/2/07
Torn Apart
Torn apart by distance This love that knows no bounds One day soon, they shall be one To hold his hand, touch his heart again To speak softly words of love Only he can understand Only the Gods above can discern The passion that erupts when they kiss As they touch, the fire within Roars to life, an entity not to be denied Demanding touch, taste, smell, sight Raging until both are sated The fire again calmed to a slow burn
Torn
Torn Pulled apart, Ripped open. Left wanting, Drifting within my mind. Unable to speak, Unable to see. Pain, Intense, Yet expected. Longing for what I have, Yet knowing it is wrong. Aching, Crying, Hurting, Deciding what to do, Leave? Stay? Run? Remain? Right? Wrong? Now? Forever? Shall it always be? Must I always feel? Torn by:gandalf122872
A Tornado Hit My Birth Home
A tornado hit my birth home. I was born in clovis new mexico it was a #5 tornado which is about as big as they can get.but i got off lucky the family that i stell have living there are ok and that is good for me. but we need to say a pray for the people that did get hurt our lost family there and my god be with them all....and if you did not read my frist blog this to let you know that i am mixed. with black/mexican/indina/white/and french/from Tony littlebear Sanchez
Torn
"Torn" Do I ignore their betrayal and keep them as friends? Do I try to forgive them, and make amends? Do I accept their illusions, and its hypocracy? Do I follow instinct, and put them out of misery? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn between two worlds, who is real who is fake? Why do I lose my mind everytime I lose a bet? Why do i get scarred for life by people i just met? Why do i get tread on, nearly constantly? Why is it so fucking hard, to keep my sanity? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? How do i go through life, should i live it day by day? How do I know what path is right, How do i know the way? How do I know that people are speaking honestly? How would you perceive people, if you were me? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? When do I get to live so fuckin happily? When do I get to start my own family?
Tornado Watch Number 82 Pds
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL2 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 82 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 315 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF THE WESTERN OKLAHOMA PANHANDLE THE TEXAS PANHANDLE AND THE SOUTH PLAINS OF WEST TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON FROM 315 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 80 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 20 MILES NORTH OF GUYMON OKLAHOMA TO 50 MILES SOUTH SOUTHEAST OF LUBBOCK TEX
Tornado Watch Number 83 For W.kansas Extreme Sw Nebraska
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL3 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 83 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 400 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF WESTERN KANSAS EXTREME SOUTHWEST NEBRASKA EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON FROM 400 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 65 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 15 MILES NORTHWEST OF MCCOOK NEBRASKA TO 5 MILES EAST SOUTHEAST OF LIBERAL KANSAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (WOUS64 KWNS WOU3).
Tornado Watch Number 84 For Western Okla Pts Of Nw Tx
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL4 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 84 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 455 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF WESTERN OKLAHOMA PARTS OF NORTHWEST TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON FROM 455 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 60 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 20 MILES NORTHWEST OF ALVA OKLAHOMA TO 45 MILES SOUTHWEST OF WICHITA FALLS TEXAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (WOUS64 KWNS WOU4).
Tornado Watch Number 85 For Se Corner Of N.mexico,parts Of Sw Texas
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL5 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 85 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 850 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHEAST CORNER OF NEW MEXICO PARTS OF SOUTHWESTERN TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY MORNING FROM 850 PM UNTIL 400 AM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 65 STATUTE MILES NORTH AND SOUTH OF A LINE FROM 45 MILES WEST OF WINK TEXAS TO 55 MILES NORTH NORTHEAST OF SAN ANGELO TEXAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE
Tornado Watch Number 86 For Lge Pts Of West And Centrl Neb, Southern S.d. Til 4 Am Cdt
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL6 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 86 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 935 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF LARGE PART OF WESTERN AND CENTRAL NEBRASKA PART OF SOUTHERN SOUTH DAKOTA EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY MORNING FROM 935 PM UNTIL 400 AM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 55 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 85 MILES NORTH OF VALENTINE NEBRASKA TO 40 MILES EAST SOUTHEAST OF IMPERIAL NEBRASKA. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED
Tornado Warning For Eastern Cheyenne,county,kansas Until 11:00 Pm Cdt
000 WFUS53 KGLD 290316 TORGLD KSC023-290400- /O.NEW.KGLD.TO.W.0019.070329T0313Z-070329T0400Z/ BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GOODLAND KS 1013 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GOODLAND HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... EASTERN CHEYENNE COUNTY IN NORTHWEST KANSAS... * UNTIL 1100 PM CDT * AT 1010 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO 12 MILES SOUTH OF BIRD CITY...OR ABOUT 19 MILES NORTHEAST OF GOODLAND...MOVING NORTH AT 40 MPH. * THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR... BIRD CITY AROUND 1025 PM CDT... A TORNADO WARNING MEANS THAT A TORNADO HAS BEEN OBSERVED OR INDICATED BY RADAR. IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF THIS TORNADO...SEEK SHELTER IN A SMALL INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR AND COVER UP. A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT THURSDAY MORNING FOR NORTHWESTERN KANSAS. LAT...LON 3956 10163 395
Tornado Warning For Eastern Dundy,county In Southwest Nebraska Until 10:30 Pm Mdt
000 WFUS53 KGLD 290347 TORGLD NEC057-290430- /O.NEW.KGLD.TO.W.0020.070329T0346Z-070329T0430Z/ BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GOODLAND KS 946 PM MDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GOODLAND HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... EASTERN DUNDY COUNTY IN SOUTHWEST NEBRASKA... * UNTIL 1030 PM MDT * AT 1045 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO 12 MILES SOUTH OF BENKELMAN...MOVING NORTH AT 40 MPH. * OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO MAX. THIS IS A DANGEROUS STORM WHICH HAS A HISTORY OF PRODUCING TORNADOES IN CHEYENNE COUNTY KANSAS. A TORNADO WARNING MEANS THAT A TORNADO HAS BEEN OBSERVED OR INDICATED BY RADAR. IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF THIS TORNADO...SEEK SHELTER IN A SMALL INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR AND COVER UP. A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM MDT WEDNESDAY EVEN
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Tornado Watch Number 90 For South And Eastern Ok, Central & Northern Tx Til 1 Am
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL0 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 90 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 545 PM CDT THU MAR 29 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHERN AND EASTERN OKLAHOMA CENTRAL AND NORTHERN TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND FRIDAY MORNING FROM 545 PM UNTIL 100 AM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 1 INCH IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 55 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 35 MILES WEST NORTHWEST OF GROVE OKLAHOMA TO 40 MILES SOUTHWEST OF WACO TEXAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (W
Tornado Watch Number 96 For Eastern Kansas And Eastern Oklahoma Til 3:00 Am Cdt
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL6 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 96 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 755 PM CDT FRI MAR 30 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF EASTERN KANSAS EASTERN OKLAHOMA EFFECTIVE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY MORNING FROM 755 PM UNTIL 300 AM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 0.5 INCH IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 60 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 30 MILES NORTHEAST OF MANHATTAN KANSAS TO 50 MILES EAST OF DURANT OKLAHOMA. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (WOUS64 KWNS WOU6).
Tornado Warning For Seminole County,oklahoma Til 830pm Cdt
000 WFUS54 KOUN 310100 TOROUN OKC133-310130- /O.NEW.KOUN.TO.W.0006.070331T0100Z-070331T0130Z/ BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NORMAN OK 800 PM CDT FRI MAR 30 2007 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORMAN HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... SEMINOLE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL OKLAHOMA... * UNTIL 830 PM CDT * AT 800 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO 7 MILES SOUTHWEST OF LITTLE...VERY CLOSE TO HIGHWAY 9...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH. * LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE LITTLE. THIS INCLUDES INTERSTATE 40 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 196 AND 205. TAKE COVER NOW. LEAVE MOBILE HOMES AND VEHICLES. IF POSSIBLE...MOVE TO A BASEMENT OR STORM SHELTER. OTHERWISE MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS AND OUTSIDE WALLS. LAT...LON 3523 9678 3517 9672 3541 9656 3541 9676 JAMES $$
Tornado Warning For Ne Morris County In E. Central Kansas And Southwest Wabaunsee County,ks E Central Ks Til 10:00 Pm Cdt
000 WFUS53 KTOP 310228 TORTOP KSC127-197-310300- /O.NEW.KTOP.TO.W.0008.070331T0227Z-070331T0300Z/ BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TOPEKA KS 927 PM CDT FRI MAR 30 2007 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TOPEKA HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... NORTHEAST MORRIS COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS... SOUTHWESTERN WABAUNSEE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS... * UNTIL 1000 PM CDT * AT 923 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO OVER EAST CENTRAL MORRIS COUNTY...OR ABOUT 5 MILES NORTHEAST OF COUNCIL GROVE...MOVING NORTH AT 30 MPH. * LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... ALTA VISTA... STAY TUNED TO WEATHER RADIO OR LOCAL MEDIA OUTLETS FOR THE LATEST SEVERE WEATHER INFORMATION. LAT...LON 3868 9652 3866 9636 3873 9636 3892 9629 3894 9648 $$
Tornado Warning For Eastern Geary And West Central Wabaunsee,counties In Kansas Til 10:15 Pm Cdt
WFUS53 KTOP 310252 TORTOP KSC061-197-310315- /O.NEW.KTOP.TO.W.0009.070331T0251Z-070331T0315Z/ BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TOPEKA KS 951 PM CDT FRI MAR 30 2007 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TOPEKA HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... EXTREME EASTERN GEARY COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS... WEST CENTRAL WABAUNSEE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS... * UNTIL 1015 PM CDT * AT 948 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR VOLLAND... OR ABOUT 21 MILES SOUTH OF MANHATTAN...MOVING NORTH AT 25 MPH. * LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... VOLLAND... IF A TORNADO APPROACHES...GO TO A BASEMENT OR SEEK SHELTER IN A HALLWAY OR CLOSET ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF THE BUILDING. USE BLANKETS OR PILLOWS TO COVER YOUR HEAD AND ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. STAY TUNED TO WEATHER RADIO OR LOCAL MEDIA OUTLETS FOR THE LATEST SEVERE WEATHER INFORMATION.
Torn
My life is going to be entering another chapter soon, in what way on the scale it will balance im not sure, but hopefully there will be more positive than negative in the near future.... On april 22nd I shall see my mother and family for the first time in six months....im really scared and nervous due to the condition i left them and i left myself in, i dont know how to coop with certain things that went on there but hopefully it will go well {the close friends knows whats going on} The doctors want me to come back after i get my insurance to do a biopsy....they think somethings wrong with my uterus due to the constant heavy bleeding and im really scared.....i havent talked about that with my family yet for fear they want me to come back home, and i dont want to go back....... Also I have fallen for someone really hard, rather this person knows this or not .....I have...but there are certain things going on that are making my mind and heart tell me two different things...m
Torn
The blackest of hearts torn riped never to be fix never to be whole then one peice fit then anouther and anouther. Along comes the flow of live back in to the deadness the loveless ness. only to be torn riped and abused . used and discarded. thrown out left to waste and then torn , riped and never able to be repaired
Torn In Two
there are two guys who need and want my attention. the first is my wonderful boyfriend who is aawy at AIT right now. we have been together for five months now and things are going pretty good. i know that he needs me and i think he wants me around. and yes i love him but i fear the whole military thing. second is my amazing friend who is away also with the military. him and i have had some ups and downs, just recently coming but up from one of our downs but he has always been there for me when i need him. he has helped me through a lot and finally feelings were exposed. now both guys mean the world to me but i know sooner or later i am gonna have devote more of my attention to one and i dont know who or what to do when it comes that time. i dont want to hurt either of them but i dont want to keep putting this decision off especially once my boyfriend comes home.
Tornado
hey guys about 15 mins ago a tornado hit in my neighborhood uhm im still alive and peopel are fine but i can now say it wont happen in georgia so yall be safe and dont get crazy l8r
Torn
I lie awake and ponder Nothing but the silence Wait...what is that I hear? A heart beat? *thump thump, thump thump* A burst of light Aloud crackling crash In the howling wind I stand alone Watching the clouds swirling around me To my left is my home To my right, the great unknown The wind is blowing harder now I watch as it picks up the debris The wind throws it left It breaks a window~an opening to my soul The wind throws it right I can't quite see where it goes Stuck in the whipping wind I receive my punishment I watch my home get torn apart Everything I loved and knew is gone With the loud harmonious thunder My heart breaks I pray that it ends The pain is too deep With the bright flashes of lightning I am torn between choices I am picked up by the whirling cyclone I am tossed into the dark hole of despair I hear it again *thump thump, thump thump* It gets slower and softer *thump thump, thump thump* The end is drawing near A *swish* and its gone
Torn
Im locked in a prison of my own despair I don't belong here. I'm not wanted out there im the rip in the family pictures side torn out of the masterpiece and cast aside. I cry in my room alone in the night I need your touch, your smile, your light, but instead I find you sitting there only cold shoulders and enraged stares. I wasnt to break free from all of this pain but Im trapped untill the demon of you hate is slain.Darkness is my fulfillment your light is insufficent. I desepratly need to be saved from the road of evil I slowly paved. I really need to be back in your arms shielded from my fears, and harms with things back the way that they were before I need someone to love me.
Tornado Watch Number 178 For Kansas City Metro Area Til 11:00pm
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL8 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 178 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 325 PM CDT TUE APR 24 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF EASTERN KANSAS WESTERN AND CENTRAL MISSOURI EFFECTIVE THIS TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING FROM 325 PM UNTIL 1100 PM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 2 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 75 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 60 MILES WEST NORTHWEST OF SAINT JOSEPH MISSOURI TO 15 MILES SOUTH OF JOPLIN MISSOURI. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (WOUS64
Torn
In the somber cold, I lay awake. My hear torn, and tears run down my face. Surrounded by the darkness, I though left so long ago. I am torn, between fantasy and reality. The heartbeat just a memory, That made my heart grow sound. Everything torn, ripped at the seams. To die would be the greatest gift, Although I must move on. My soul tired and wiry. My heart torn, and shattered. The somber cold keeps me awake. The sorrow soon just another memory, From the blood and darkness around me. I lie awake in the somber cold. My heart torn, and shattered, While tears run down my face.

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