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To Pimp Your Lounge
BEFORE STARTING THIS YOU MUST HAVE F.A.R..ED ME ♥ WHEN B-J-IS FINISHED WITH PIC WORK YOU MUST RATE MY DEFAULT ALBUM... APROX 200 PIC .AND I WILL CHECK EACH ONE BEFORE BULLITEN PIMP-OUTS..ONLY FAIR♥♥♥♥ IM PULLINGTOGETHER A CORRECT BULLITEN TILL THEN GO TOMY PAGE UNDER LOUNGE BLOG AND LEAVE ALL( CORRECT) INFO.......... THIS IS A TEMPARY BLOG UNTILL I GET IT GOING CORRECT. THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO OWN LOUNGES OR WISH TO PIMP A LOUNGE. ADD YOUR LOUNGE LINK BELOW ( MY BLOG MY PAGE )AND YOUR PERSONAL PAGE LINK ALONG WITH ANY CO -OWNER LINKS ************************************************ THEN ILL ADD YOU AND ON A REGULAR BASIS YOUR LOUNGE WILL BE PIMPED OUT ********* AND MAY I SAY DAMN YOU ALL LOOK GOOD! *********************************************** ALL who wish to do this.>>>>>>>>MUST LEAVE A COMMENT WITH CORRECT DETAILS.AND TO FIRST FAR AND RATE ME...♥♥♥♥ AFTER B-J IS DONE WORKING ON FUBAR. TELL

Topic Suggested By Mj (global Warming)
I think they all have it wrong. Some say it's a natural occurance that happens with the Earth. Others say it's caused by mans' lack of caring for the enviroment. I believe they both have a hand in "global warming". It isn't an "either/or" situation. We have proof if Ice Ages and warming periods through out the Earth's known history. Yet I do believe that man is causing an unatural effect on what is otherwise a natural occurance. So, do I think it's just natures way or man's harming of the earth? Actually I think it's both. So with that said...Pick A Topic!

Top 300 Indy Wrestlers
THE TOP INDY 300 1. KENNY OMEGA 2. K.C. THUNDER 3. STUPID 4. "THE MANIAC" GLENN STRANGER 5. SHAKA 6. OX MADISON 7. VORDELL WALKER 8. "THE GHETTO SUPERSTAR" STEVE PENDER 9. DAGON BRIGGS 10. TOJO YAMAMOTO JR. 11. JOEY MACHETTE 12. DARIN CHILDS 13. THE NEW YORK GANGSTA 14. JON DAVIS 15. "DEAD SEXY" DANIEL GUNNER 16. "DA BAD GUY" JOSH FROZT 17. GANGSTA BOSS 18. TIMBER 19. "MARVELOUS" MATT MERCER 20. "THE URBAN GLADIATOR" TRAUMA 21. "THE FRANCHISE" CHI HAZARD 22. RYAN MITCHELL 23. "THE SUPERSTAR" CAMREN LA' RUE 24. "THE KING OF JAMESPORT" BEAU JAMES 25. "THE KINGPIN OF WRESTLING" E-DAWG 26. WES "OMG" BLAZE 27. "ALL BUSINESS" BRIAN RIVERS 28. "SUPERSTAR" SEAN DAVIS 29. "THE COLDHEARTED PLAYER" DANNY DEMANTO 30. ASH KRISTAINSEN 31. "THE NATURAL" CHAD STEVENS 32. JASON TAYLOR 33. DAMIEN PAYNE 34. BUTCH STEEL 35. NIGEL SHER

Top 300 Indy Wrestlers
Top 300 Indy Wrestlers Full List YES, WE KNOW THAT HUNDREDS OF FOLK WERE LEFT OFF THE LIST BUT, THAT JUST MAKES OUR JOB THAT MUCH HARDER TO SEEK AND FIND THEM NEXT YEAR!!!!! IF YOUR NAME WAS LEFT OFF DON'T BE MAD, SIMPLY SUBMIT YOUR IFORMATION TO US AND NEXT YEAR, WHO KNOWS YOU MAY MAKE THE RANKINGS!!!!! WE SALUTE EACH EVERY HARD WORKING INDY WRESTLER THAT BUST THEIR ASSES EACH FOR SAKE OF THIS BUSINESS!! THE MORE FOLK THAT KNOWS ABOUT......WHAT?! THE BETTER THE SYSTEM BECOMES! AGAIN THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING WHAT?! WE DO THAT MUCH FUN! THANKS A MILLION TO ALL THE INDY WRESTLERS!!!!! THE TOP INDY 300 1. KENNY OMEGA 2. K.C. THUNDER 3. STUPID 4. "THE MANIAC" GLENN STRANGER 5. SHAKA 6. OX MADISON 7. VORDELL WALKER 8. "THE GHETTO SUPERSTAR" STEVE PENDER 9. DAGON BRIGGS 10. TOJO YAMAMOTO JR. 11. JOEY MACHETTE 12. DARIN CHILDS 13. THE NEW YORK GANGSTA 14. JON DAVIS 15. "DEAD SEXY" DANIEL GUNN

Topics
What I plan to be putting in my blogs will be just some short erotica that I used to write with the help and inspiration of one of my friends from the UK with whom I used to speak too a lot over AOL until she one day just up and disappeared on me. So I need me a new model or models as well as subject matter for my new stories. Like I said I won' be making any new ones till I have put up all my old ones and you see waht I can truly do. Input on all of my stories would be nice, but it is by no means something that is mandatory. -Hugs and kisses- Thanks for reading my shpeel. Matt aka. Kamui. Edit: I have recently put up the base stories. So do enjoy.

The Topic Of The Day
Hungry, wet and so cold People on the run ranging from young to old For reasons that are so, about conflicts that will not go To the rebels of congo it is just a show Thousands are lost across this often wet land With no food or water feeling stranded like in a desert full of sand Soldiers on both sides they have things they want to achieve As many are forced to abandon their homes and leave Is it greed that is wanted or is it just power? Rebels hiding and attacking on every hour Other countries are watching, not so sure what to do Another war may be just beginning, this is far from new Years in the past, many that have died Bickering and fighting between good and evil is all that reside Violence is not the answer it just creates a bigger hole To control land and a few things that are a constant in a dark soul Food and help are on the way Only soo much can be delivered in a day A large mass of people that have nothing but what they can carry Walking a high am

To Picky
Well well, here I am again writing ummm a blog to myself - maybe to others, not sure on that one yet. Anyway - still at the beaching siding my mothers place - taking WAY much longer than I thought and alot of confusion on her part in getting the supplies. The beach is hot, awesome and nice... So many woman around in those little to nothings they wear, wow... Anyway - had 2 great dates through the weekend - and yet just didn't seem to click in anyway with them so doubt I will be going out with them again other than just friendships. What in the world to do... Sex is awesome and can have but I just really want to click with someone - kinda tired of the empty sex junk, I want something deeper, but way more fun, kinky and open - yet again much deeper... Well, any idea's - please pass them along to Erics blog for the mental! LOL... Anyway - just a few thoughts on the past weekend... Blog again soon about my life out of the military - OH boy.

Top Iphone App For Your Business Networking
iPhone is a wonderful device the reason is its just not the communication device its much more , with high resolution screen, good screen touch, range of iphone apps development is useful and people liked phone among the other mobile. If you are handling and online business then its a good tool to connect your business audience. You can update with things and news with iphone. So iphone is a must device to have for business oriented people. Because of booming demand of iphone the demand of iphone application development is also sky high. Iphone app developers have understood the needs of people to use different iphone application and they are providing useful apps. Here are some of the most useful applications that should be in your iphone: WordPress: You can simply edit your company blog, post comments, update new blog and create website application development from your iphone wordpress app from anywhere. Youtube: Check your favorite videos, movies, clips from

Top Indian Web Hosting Companies
If you search on any search engine there comes a huge list of top web hosting companies. Are you looking for a reputed website hosting company? Well, you have landed on the right place. There are several website hosting companies around you but it seems difficult to choose the quality website hosting company for you. The very first thing that strikes when anyone approaches a website hosting company is the service charges. Do your preferred website hosting company fits in the budget? Are you happy with the services? Is your top web hosting company providing you with several value added services? Are they providing 24/7 customer care services? These are all the important aspects one should look while undertaking the services from Indian web hosting companies. Have you done that? Not yet? If you are searching for secure and quality webhosting services, then you can definitely try out our website hosting services, which provide you with 99.9% uptime. For internet business it is mos

Top Idea To Jazz Up The Collection Of Wardrobe With Wholesale Clothing
If you are looking forward for an effective idea with which you can jazz up the collection of your wardrobe, nothing can be better than going through the online range of the wholesale clothing. Well the market of wholesale product dealers is flourishing well with the awesome designed and trendy patterned rompers, jump suits, nighties, t shirts and tunics. All you need to do is selecting the lot of interest and get the product in bulk at far lower price. Apart from rocking up your summer or winter collection in this way, the retail clothing business can also be given up a speed by ordering the purchase of bulk supply of the cheap wholesale clothes. Ultimate stitching with catchy designs In the modern generation, the community of college going teenagers and young professionals is often found to have an extensive interest in the purchasing of the wholesale dresses. The main reason to work behind their interest for wholesale dealing of the designer clothes is that they can get trendy dre

To Pitchers Skull Could Be Heard All The Way Up In The Press Box. And Then, Sheer Silence. Happs Frightening Injury Tue
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- J.A. Happ raised his glove in front of his face as quickly as he could, a futile attempt to shield himself from the line drive headed straight for his temple. It was too late. Thwack! The sickening sound of a sharply hit baseball striking the Toronto pitchers skull could be heard all the way up in the press box. And then, sheer silence. Happs frightening injury Tuesday night at Tropicana Field left players on both teams shaken and revived questions about whether Major League Baseball is doing enough to protect pitchers who often find themselves in harms way on the mound. "There are always close calls," Blue Jays manager John Gibbons said. "It wakes you up, man -- thats for sure." Happ was hit squarely on the left side of his head by Desmond Jennings second-inning liner during Torontos 6-4 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays. The left-hander was immobilized on a backboard, lifted onto a stretcher and wheeled off the field. He was taken to Bayfront Medical

Top 100 Jack Bauer Facts!
1. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 2 Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 3 There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them. 4 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. 5 When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. 6 Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt. 7 Jack Bauer doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store, just a gun. 8 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer

Top Jokes 22/07/07
what do you get if you cross a midget with dracula? teethmarks in your knees. what howls at the moon in its y-fronts? an underwearwolf. if you were surrounded by dracula, frankensteins monster, a wearwolf and a ghost, where would you want to be? at a fancy dress party. waiter- "would you like to try some of our bullet salad sir? diner-"tve never heard of such a thing before. why do you call it that?" waiter-"because there are slugs in it,sir." diner-"waiter! there are two flies splashing about in my coffee!" waiter-"not splashing about,sir- there swimming for the cup!" diner-"waiter! my teeth are stuck in a bit of steak!" waiter-"dont you mean a bit of steak has stuck in your teeth?2 diner-"no- my faulse teeth stuck in the steak-look,there they are on the plate, beside the lettuce!" diner-"waiter,bring me a plate of spaghetti, and step on it!" waiter-"oh,no,sir,ill spoil my new shoes!" diner-"do you play tennis?" waiter-"yes,sir!" diner-"then get some co

Top Jokes 22/07/07 No2
irst waiter-"i hate new years eve!" 2nd waiter-"i know- all those tablecloths to change!" diner-"ill have the fish-no, make it a steak!" waiter-"im not a migician,sir!" diner-" may i use your telepghone, please?" waiter-"is it urgent?" diner-"ill say it is-im calling the missing portions bureau!" diner-"i asked for a game bird, but this is just chicken!" waiter-"but that chickens a game bird too, sir- it was playing snakes and ladders when it died!" ist diner-"ill have the steak and chips, and a glass of water,please!" 2nd dinner-"ill have the same-and make my glass is clean!" later... waiter-"here is your order,gentlemen which one of you wanted the clean glass?!" waiter-"can i take your order,sir?" diner-"certainly not! im paying for it, and im eating it!" diner-"why is my cake soaking wet?" waiter-"its a bath bun!" waiter-"im sorry sir, but theres nothing left in the kitchens!"diner-"but youre carring a trayful of food- what do you call that?" waiter-"

Top Jokes 22/07/07 No3
what do you get if you cross an elephant and a goldfish? swimming trunks. what do you get from a hungry shark? as far away as possible. what do you call a crab with a red suti and white beard? santa claws. whats the fastest thing in the water. a motor pike! what do you get if you cross a citrus fruit with a bell? an orange that peels itself. doctor,doctor.i think im a pencil. draw up a chair and well talk about it. "my brother plays the harp-hes a plucky little fellow!" what kind of music do ghosts like? boo-gie woo-gie! my sisters just smashed her violin to smithereens!" what did she say when she did it?" fiddlesticks i used to play percussion, but i couldnt drum up any enthusiasm for it did you ever own a musical instrument? well i used to have drumsticks.. but i cooked them and ate them what do you call five boulders with guitars? a rock band! are you nervious about your singing solo tonight, madame bellows?nervous im up to high doh

Top Jokes
Top 4 Adult Jokes Fourth Place A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that

To Play Or Not? - Fienderella Poems
To Play or Not? Once more to London I have to go Oh deep joy, I like it, no. But time to time, my work takes me Deep into the heart of that smelly city. Which way to get there is always a test Coz you can always dare bet the other was best. If you go by train, it never arrives Whereas by car, it's a dangerous drive. At least by train you don't have to drive, Or worry about parking and idiots behind who drive too close as they talk on the phone, Or accidentally driving into the congestion charge zone! But the train's not pretty because of the trash And the fear with each jolt that it might be a crash Together with people who sneeze everywhere And others with rucksacks, all gives you a scare. Once in the city the underground is best As it doesn't put your nerves too much to the test The drunks are a laugh to watch as they sway And those stupid mobile jingles won't play The guys on their mobiles shouting out loud One's spotted some ears, and starts perfor

Top 10 Life Changing Albums!
ok so I was reading an article about the top 10 albums that changed the face of music and so i thought what the hell i'll just list the top 10 that changed me..... 1. Alice Cooper-Welcome to my nightmare-hes just totally cool 2.Lita Ford's first album because it showed women can run with the boys! 3.anything by Joan Jett because she kicks ass! 4. Pearl Jam-10 because it introduced me to a totally new type of music 5.Metallica-black-who the fuck doesnt love metallica 6.Guns and Roses-apitite for destruction--Metal gone wild! 7.Pantera-Cowboys from hell--OMG!!! love it! just because! 8.Korn-life is peachy-totally rocks 9.Skid Row-Youth Gone Wild--god, sebastian bach is just soooo hot! and the number 10 album of my life is drum roll please....... KISS ALIVE 1---look people I am a KISS freak! One of my first words was KISS! I wanted to be like Gene and marry Paul so, deal with it!

Top 10 List Update!!
Due to the popularity and response I have gotten from this ( special thanks to Ali, Kandi and Chrissy for your help with this) I am extending the top 10 to the top 15 CT Hotties. That means to all the girls reading this, there are still 4 spots available. Now when the complete list is in place a reminder that I will be making 3 bulletins per week which will include your page links and all featured hotties will be elegible to have desktop graphics created for you...should you desire so. Your links will also be fanned to the 8 model promotions groups that I run on yahoo with a combined membership of 3500 members. what do I ask in return? that's the simple part, just show your support of my work and what I'm trying to do here on CT. fan me, add me as a friend and rate my graphics. :) thanks for your time and thanks to the ladies who make a difference here, you should all be applauded. :) Cheers.. Rick

Top List Update...3 Hot Girls Needed!
Okie ladies listen up for a bit as I update the latest for the top 15 list of Graphics By Rick's Hottest CT Cherry's. Currently we have 12 girls in place and 3 more are still needed...so here's the deal. Your profile link gets added to my page and then 3 times a week you will be fanned in bulletins that I post here. Being on my top list also allows you, if you wish to have some desktop graphics created for you. Also As some of you may know I run 8 model groups on Yahoo where I do promotions for models and sites, I will add and feature you there also, these groups have a combined membership of 3500 members, that's 3500 potential friends and fans. So don't be shy, step up to the plate and say HeY I want in! message me and let's get this party started. :)

Topless Wife Photo Ends Man's Pole Protest
This is hilarious: BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box. Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial. His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.

10 Top Lies Women Tell Men
If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt. Whatever the reason, here are the top 10 lies women tell men. Number 1 Oh, come on, do you really believe that she wouldn't change anything about you? Anything? Reality check: There are probably many things about you that she'd like to change. Or if you're still in that new couple "honeymoon" phase, during which you seem absolutely perfect, she'll find out soon enough that she was wrong. Here's my advice: Whether she hasn't figured it out yet or she's blatantly lying to make you happy, enjoy it while it lasts. Number 2 No matter how great your friends are, your girlfriend doesn't want them around all the time . Even though she might have told you this little white lie when you first started d

10 Top Lies Men Tell Women
Considering we've already figured out the lies that women tell (my other blog), I've decided that it's time for a rebuttal. After all, we aren't saints by any means -- we certainly tend to twist the truth in order to protect our women, make them happy and place our own hides in a better light. Sometimes, one might say, lying is necessary , but other times, we might be better off just admitting the truth. You can try to justify your lies by convincing yourself that you're simply optimizing your truth management skills, but at the end of the day, you know deep down inside that you've been keeping the truth neatly tucked away. Here are 10 of the many lies men opt to tell. Number 1 No, you don't look fat The following situation is familiar to most guys in relationships: You and your girlfriend are preparing for a night out and, as you wait for her to finish up, she comes out of the bedroom and asks, "Do I look fat in this?" The best answer I have come up with is, "No, of course yo

#9 Top Lounge List 6/ 28/07 On Ct Woohooo
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Top 15 Little Known Government Departments
TOP 15 LITTLE KNOWN GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS 15 Office of Investigation of Unfair Internet Humor List Hiring Practices 14 Department of Annexation: Because those damned Canadians can't hold out forever. 13 Bureau for Explaining that What Happens on "The X-Files" is Not Real 12 Dept. of Chinese Nuclear Technology (formerly Dept. of Defense) 11 Why are Pork Chops Shaped Like South America Dept. 10 Official Judiciary Department In Determined Investigation To Uncover Deception Of Real Killers (O.J.D.I.D.I.T.U.D.O.R.K.) 9 Strom Thurmond Animation and Preservation Department 8 Bureau of Alcohol, Tabasco, and Fire Alarms 7 Committee to Re-Erect the President 6 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Big-Ass Monster Trucks, Jerry Springer, and Butt Cracks You Could Lose A 12" Pipe Wrench In. 5 Dept. of Empty Public Gestures 4 Th. Off. Gov't Dept. o. Abbrv. 3 Committee Rationalizing Appropriate Propagation Of Long Acronyms

A Top 10 List About Eve
A top 10 list about Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

To Play... Or Not To Play
I don't get it..well I do. just dont want to accept "IT" Why...if you give them everything---they dont want it.. you SH*T on them and they wont leave you alone....So what do you do if you just cant play....... how do you walk away.... leave it behinid.. move on...forget about it....no matter how much time you invested. heartache....step off and on to the next.. ??? So thats it....fill the void..... try . try agian.....???help..its almost pathetic ... unbelievable..REALLY,..what I have put up with and STILL..... for what??. I just dont get it. why cant I let go???!!!!!

Topless Carwash For Charity
SHIRLEY, New York: Male drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash in a New York city ended up getting doused with disappointment. Scantily clad women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp it were shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars. "A little bit of a bait-and-switch," Assistant Chief Donald Prince admitted. "All the guys back there are all topless." Female drivers did not seem to mind the shirtless firefighters. Male drivers, though, felt they were getting short-changed. Mike Matias was hugely disappointed when a man soaped up and rinsed his car. But he said at least his $5 went to a good cause: All the money raised will benefit school booster clubs and charities, the Brookhaven fire department said.

The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island

Top 10 Lovers
The 10th Place Goes To The 9th Place Goes To The 8th Place Goes To The 7th Place Goes To The 6th Place Goes To The 5th Place Goes To The 4th Place Goes To The 1st Runnerup Is Shared By Two The 2nd Runnerup Is Shared By Two The Lover of The Lovers The 1st Place Is For Congrats To All Of YOU

Top 100 Legends
Somehow I am in the top 100 legends on Fubar. I am not sure what made me move up in the ranks, if it is amount of fans, friends, ratings...who knows. Those statistics and how you move up is sort of a mystery on Fubar. But I did notice, when I went to view the top 100 legends, that about the top 50 of them, with the exception of 3 men(who use to actually use womens pics for their primary until fubar changed the rules), all of them have a bikini on, bra on, showing their body in some form or fashion. I personally never will do that. I feel like what my body looks like in my underwear is something only my husband should see, and I sure wouldn't show it off to level up and make rank on a website. Now don't get me wrong, I love Fubar and making Godmother was exciting, but if I had to show my goodies to do it, I never would have made it. I think all of that comes from a serious lack of self esteem and a need for approval from others. Why else would somebody show theirselves to strangers

Top 10 List On Ten Most Cannabis Using Nations In The World
Top 10 List on Ten Most Cannabis Using Nations in the World #1 New Zealand 22.23% #2 Australia 17.93% #3 United States 12.3% #4 United Kingdom 9% #5 Switzerland 8.5% #6 Ireland 7.91% #7 Spain 7.58% #8 Canada 7.41% #9 Netherlands 5.24% #10 Belgium 5.01% DEFINITION: Percentage share of people who have used cannabis, SOURCE: OECD

Topless
Help me support Jugs - we are moving to a new contest in August and need new ladies - Now the prize is worth $$$ and or Gift certificates - Please help and repost so we get hits and tell your friends to send in shots for judging - - we now even accept VIDEOS BTW - - -I WON JUGS

Topless
hey everyone! So i've been getting a lot of requests to do some topless photos...well i took them, i just don't know if i am going to post them on here for the whole world, or my friendlist to see. Some of you may not understand but i hope most of you do. I am not saying that i won't, i am just saying i am thinking about it...let me know what you think.

Top 10 Love Quotes
Favorite Love Quotes #1 Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Favorite Love Quotes #2 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. Favorite Love Quotes #3 Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Favorite Love Quotes #4 If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. Favorite Love Quotes #5 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Favorite Love Quotes #6 Love is a friendship set to music. Favorite Love Quotes #7 True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Favorite Love Quotes #8 Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. Favorite Love Quotes #9 They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There

Top 10 Little Known Facts About Tim Tebow
Here are the Top 10 Little Known Facts About Tim Tebow, Quarterback for the University of Florida Gators: 10. Tim Tebow doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down. 9. Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. 8. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas. 7. Tim Tebow counted to infinity - TWICE. 6. Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. 5. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. 4. When Google can't find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help. 3. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow. 2. What color is Tim Tebow's blood? It's a trick questions. Tim Tebow does not bleed. 1. People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow. Go Gators!

Top 15 Ladies In My Life !!
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A Colorado man recently found what was originally thought to be a penis in a bottle of fruit juice. I understand that it turned out to be some sort of mold shaped like a danglything, but still... ewwwww. 15> Man-root Beer 14> Grape KneeLength 13> Orange Bush 12> Royal Crotch Cola 11> Red Balls 10> Ginger's Tail 9> Shaftsta 8> Toolaide 7> Dr. Pecker 6> Knee-Hi Cream Soda 5> Yoo-Hoo, Sailor! 4> Poke-a Cola 3> Mount 'n' Do Me 2> Mandarin Schlong Explosion Snapple and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for Drinks Containing Genitalia... 1> 'Baterade

Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
Happy New Year's Day to all my fans, friends and family! Hope 2008 is a great year for you! Much luv to you! Linda Top 10 New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep [ Rate This Joke! ] (Added: 29-Dec-2005 Rating: 2.67 Votes: 6 ) 10. Read less. 9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 6. Procrastinate more. 5. Drink. Drink some more. 4. Start being superstitious. 3. Spend more time at work. 2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Top Nine Comments By Nbc Sports Commentators
the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators at the Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks i

Top Nine Comments Made By Nbc Sports Commentators (i Stole This From My Friend April's Stash, Sue Me)
1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' ...... 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' ..... 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' ..... 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' ...... 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' ...... 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' ...... 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' ..... 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' ..... 9. Ten

Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. 2. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars. 3. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 4. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows. 5. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around. 6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass. 8. Always scoot before licking. 9. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 10. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year. 11. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. ...and the Number 1 New Year's Resolution Made by Pets: 12. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

Top 10 New Testament Contradictions
TOP 10 NEW TESTAMENT CONTRADICTIONS1. What time of day was Jesus crucified? * At the third hour: "And it was the third hour when they crucified him." (Mark 15:25) * At least three hours later, because at "about the sixth hour" John says that Jesus was still with Pilate before the Jewish crowd. (John 19:14) Also, Matthew (27:45) and Luke (23:44) have Jesus already on the cross at the sixth hour, so they, too, contradict John's account. Some theologians claim that John is giving the hour in "Roman time," but the Romans reckoned time from sunrise, as did the Jews. So the "sixth hour" would mean the same for both. Also, there is no evidence in the gospel of John to support any theory that the author was counting the hours any differently from normal Jewish custom. The gospel of John was not written in Rome, nor for a Roman audience. For info on the Roman system of reckoning time, see J. Balsdon, Life and Leisure in Ancient Rome, p.1. Also L. and R. Adkins, Handbook to Life i

Top Nepal Tourist Places To Explore On Your Visit To Kingdom Of Nepal
Nepal is a land locked country which is beautifully bounded by the countries like China and India. This wonderful destination is truly the most beautiful and sought after tourist destination in Asia which is home numerous varieties of tourist attractions and destinations. Lovingly this outstanding country is called as home to world highest mountains peak which truly boost the beauty of this country. Nepal is such a country which has enormous diversity landscapes which ranges from 80 meters to 8848 meters above the main sea level and the diversity in nature easily entices the vacationers from all over the globe for their delightful vacation. Soothing climatic conditions, diverse in nature, serene atmosphere green sprawling hills, snow capped peaks, enchanting lakes, ancient temples, historical monuments and awe inspiring infrastructure etc easily make this country, the most delightful vacation. The rich culture, unique heritage, excellent arts and crafts, colorful festivals and fai

The Top Negotiators Spent More Than Five
TORONTO -- A pair of big blasts and a bunt helped the Toronto Blue Jays avoid a sweep at the hands of the surging Oakland Athletics. Reggie Wayne Womens Jersey . Edwin Encarnacion hit three-run homer in the fourth and Kelly Johnson hit a solo shot in the seventh as the Blue Jays beat Oakland 10-4 Thursday, stopping the Athletics winning streak at seven games. But in between the homers there was a bunt in the sixth by Travis Snider on a safety squeeze with runners at second and third that scored two runs when Oakland left-hander Tommy Milone lost control on his throw to first. The throw hit Snider and allowed a second run to score on the play to give the Blue Jays a 5-4 lead, and they never looked back. "In that spot were playing for a run just to tie things up," Blue Jays manager John Farrell said. "Fortunately they mishandled the ball and we end up scoring two runs." Milone said he rushed the throw. "When he first squared I thought maybe I would have a play at home but then I kind of

Top 10 Oklahoma Dumb Laws
10. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots 9. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed 8. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. 7. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. 6. Whaling is illegal. 5. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. 4. Molesting an automobile is illegal. 3. It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. 2. No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger 1. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Top Of The Morning To You -- Just A Little Irish Humor For The Day...
(sent to me via email) ************************************************* Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ************************************************ Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to

The Top 10 Of New English Words Which Will Be Introduced In 2007 In The Office
1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. 4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. 6. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake). 7. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. 8. SITCOMs: Single Income-Two C

Top One Liners
Q: What's blue and f*cks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms? A. Better traction in the mud. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister. Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q . What do you get when you cross two black people? A. Your ass kicked. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash

To Ponder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to g

Top 'o The Day To All
Hello to all, Just wanted to drop a few lines to let everyone know I am still here. I am about to get things organized here and sittuated around. I don't know how many ppl actully know but I have moved again. I no longer live in Kentucky. I needed to get out of there, that place was going to be the death of me. I am free from that aggrivation now. My spirits are higher now and they will continue to be with the love and support from my friends and last but certaintly not least, my sweety. I would like to again thank the new comers that have visited my page and of course the ones that have been here for a long time, I luvs you all like a fat kid loves cake hehe. happy trails to you until we meet again , hehe, I know I act like a nerd but I am having fun doing it . nerd= never ending radical dudette

Top 10 Online Dating Mistakes For Women
For every valuable tip out there on how to date online, there are probably two mistakes to avoid. Keep away from the 10 listed here and you'll boost your success rate considerably. Mistake #10: Thinking That Your Great Date Actually Meant Something Have you ever had a man say how much he likes you, how sexy you are, and how he's serious about finding a long-term relationship? Ever have an amazing date where the chemistry was great, the conversation flowed, and you hooked up with him afterwards? Have you ever had a man do all of these things and then NOT call? No, you're not crazy or delusional. Your mistake is thinking that what a man says on a date actually means something. Your mistake is thinking that what a man says on a date actually means something. It doesn't. It means he's being in the moment. So don't put too much weight on a great date. The only way you can tell how a man REALLY feels about you is by how quickly he follows up for another date. Mistake #9: Ignorin

Top 'o The Day To All
I just wanted to thank you all again for the love and support you have shown me on my page, you my friends rock, I love you all. I know I am full of sarcasm but I still have love for you peeps . I am just me nothing more nothing less. I just like to have fun ,I am harmless really until you really do something to tiss me off then look out lol . I would like to take this time to once again welcome the new comers on to my page, ty for taking interest at least for a bit lol. I am hoping you enjoy your stay in my sarcastic establishments in my own little world of fu land I have really enjoyed talking to you all and experiencing friendship , I love ya all like a fat chick loves cake muahhhhhhhh. This part goes out to my loving fu husband on here and my real life fiance, Cyntronics baby I love you loads babes, You have given me a new out look on life and given me a reason to keep striving to be who I want to be, I owe you my life for you have saved mine, I will forever be

To Poor, Leaving For A While...
So our Internet is probably gonna be cut off tommorow, and then we'll be in the process of moving. So i'll be gone for a little while but i'll be back. I'll probably get to check my E-Mail once in a while at the library so if any of you wanna send me a message or say hi. My E-mail is Suicideromance66@yahoo.com. Hope you all have fun without me for a while and send me lots of love. Fu Bucks are optional. Love, Mark Murderous ~Yr New Messiah~

Top Of 2007
2007 My Top Picks Albums - Not in order, but sum it up. Tech N9ne "Misery Loves Kompany" - A good Tech album, not to the level of Everready, but a damn good album for the year. Well worth picking up and giving a listen if you are a fan of tech Dropkick Murphy's "The Meanest of Times" - An awesome DKM album. This is a good one that can be listened to at the drunkest of times. Its damn good sober too. A good album Suicide Silence "The Cleansing" - Great Metal album. It is hard from start to finish and leaves nothing to be wondered about. You know this album is going to come at you hard and fast from start to finish. Social Distortion "Greatest Hits" - For those that forget some of the great songs they have done in the last 28+ years. Further this album has a great song that was released the first time and that is "Far Behind" So I can add in another song to the list. The song would have to be "Holy Roller" from Throwdown. The rest of the album is not great

To Popaji
omg omg says (2:26 AM): u came back or still busy for me? Artza .. says (2:26 AM): what up Artza .. says (2:26 AM): 30 mini i end my work Artza .. says (2:26 AM): and i will go dinner with family omg omg says (2:27 AM): omg omg says (2:27 AM): and u are uploading pics on fubar yes? omg omg says (2:27 AM): u said to me u are busy but i see u arent and u dont want to talk to me thats why u are always saying u are busy omg omg says (2:28 AM): anyway omg omg says (2:28 AM): sorry that i disturbed u for so long omg omg says (2:28 AM): bye bye cuz i am deleting u ---- I dont know ..How i can make u happy.. I am sorry if me cant take care ....All Fan.

Top Of The Morning To My Fave Azzholes .
SHAWN IS HERE .. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I KNOW YAWL FUKKAS WANT DETAILS .... DONTCHA ?? I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO : IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER EXCEPT THE NUMBA ONE SPOT. 1. MY LIL SUBBY POOO ... WHERE MY TRASH AT ?? OH YEA I'M 2 CALLS UP ON U ... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... NOT ACCEPTABLE... KUNTY POO ... HOW ARE U ??? GOT JOKES? JEEZY .. I THOUGHT OF THAT PIC ALL FKIN NIGHT U ASS. SAFFY ... IM HUNGRY ... I WANNA GO TO JOE'S .. AGAIN .. LOL .. IM BRINGIN THE KIDS, TOO . THEY MISSIN AUNT SAFFY... DOM DOM DOM DOM .. I MISS UR LIL BAD ASS. IT'S FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYY U SEE ME SMILIN ?? WOOTS ..

Top 10 Of Things That Are Wrong...
same old stuff, 1.bengals lost to giants in overtime season = 0 wins /3loses next game at home in cincinnait vs cleveland browns, 2.laptop is so fucked up now i have to by a new one,3.my knees are killing me cant stand up to long,4myspace boring =slow=really really boring,5val is getting married this coming saturday not this pass saturday post was wrong,6.power went out last sunday at 1:15pm when i was watching the game and came back on friday at 2:36pm=people cross from use had power days befor we did and it went out all at the say time ?=bull shit!!! 7.fubar n myspace both=suck... 8.trying your best to have a good day and letting people get to u trying to fuck it up for u.9.tv /cable is really fucking boring. and 10.send people emails /comments/other stuff or show love to them and dont get it back is =bullshit...

Top 20 Of 2008
soooooo being it almost the end of 2008, i'm deciding to go ahead and put up my list of top 20 albums for the year. thankfully i've actually heard 20 different albums this year. hahahaha. enjoy. 1. Meshuggah - ObZen 2. Intronaut- Prehistoricisms 3. Cavalera Conspiracy- Inflikted 4. Hank Williams 3- Damn Right Rebel Proud 5. Gojira - The Way of All Flesh 6. Mindless Self Indulgence - If 7. Flogging Molly - Float 8. Testament - The Formation of Damnation 9. Misery Signals - Controler 10. The Haunted - Versus 11. Melvins - Nude with Boots 12. From a Second Story Window - Conversations 13. Opeth - Watershed 14. Soulfly - Conquer 15. Unearth - The March 16. Scars on Broadway - Scars on Broadway 17. 36 Crazyfists - The Tide and it's Takers 18. In This Moment - The Dream 19. Trivium - Shogun 20. Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone

Top O' The Mornin'
-> O'DEREK&CA...: Am I Like, what? GAY!? Why, yes, i am. Basically, the game i said were going to play, is Buttdarts. Youre going to lube yourself up, and let me get a running start at your rectal cavity. I will run at ludicros speed, and hope to penetrate your bowels with the Schwartz O'DEREK&CA...: no are you like -> O'DEREK&CA...: Were any of them Gay BArs? O'DEREK&CA...: well that was my wife speaking now i am have a good day from djcrawler i was a dj 6lounges in 2007 one now -> O'DEREK&CA...: inside we both know whats been going on..WE KNOW THE GAME AND WERE GONNA PLAY IT! -> O'DEREK&CA...: weve known each other for so long....your hearts been aching, but youre too shy to say it -> O'DEREK&CA...: look, a full commitments what im thinking of. You wouldnt get this from any other guy. O'DEREK&CA...: ok god bless you -> O'DEREK&CA...: never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good bye... -> O'DEREK&CA...: i just wanna tell you how im feeling O'DEREK&CA.

Top 10- Or 11- Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.. the best for last! 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

To Poly Or Not To Poly
Jealousy "Some people seem to have no jealousy; it's as if they didn't get that piece installed at the factory. Others, including some long-term polyamorists, feel jealousy, which they regard as a signal that something needs investigation and care, much as they would regard depression or pain. Jealousy is neither a proof of love (and this is where polyamory differs from possessive or insecure monogamy) nor a moral failing (and this is where polyamory differs from emotionally manipulating one's partner(s) into relationships for which they are not ready)." ...is about the sexuality referred to as Poly. Polyamory, or "being poly", is the acceptance of the potential for multiple loving partners within relationships. This may include sexual partners. Polyamorous relationships are not "cheating", but mutual love and honesty in relations that are not monogamous. The basis of such relationships are love, stability, compatibility, peace and personal and relationship honesty. Polyamory does not

The Top Of The World
The Top of the WorldYou were the answer to my prayers--You were that which I wanted, watched for, and waited...You seemed like you were sent from heaven itself.You offered everything for which I yearned--Love, affection, and all that goes with...To have a warm pair of arms to hold me every night.And I fell asleep in those arms--Those same arms that promised to take me to the top of the world,And those arms did take me...In my sleep I felt the gentle rocking motion--The feeling of climbing the heights of ecstacy...Your climb to the top of the world...You climbed to the summit of Mount Everest--With me riding blindly on your back...And you gently wake me and say "We're here, darling".We had reached the top of the world,Just as you had promised, and then the unexpected--You push me from the summit...You took me to the top, and you shoved me off the mountain--And all my hopes and dreams shattered as they plungeWith me to the bottom...But alas, I know this climb as it has happened to meSo m

Top 10...okay 11...reasons To Go To Work Naked
11. No one ever steals your chair.10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.7. So that -with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to yourexaggerated resume.6. You want to see if it's like the dream.5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

Top 35 Oxymorons
# Government Worker# Legally drunk# Exact estimate# Act naturally# Found missing# Resident alien# Genuine imitation# Airline Food# Good grief# Government organization# Sanitary landfill# Alone together# Small crowd# Business ethics# Soft rock# Butt Head# Military Intelligence# Sweet sorrow# Rural Metro (ambulance service)# "Now, then ..."# Passive aggression# Clearly misunderstood# Peace force# Extinct Life# Plastic glasses# Terribly pleased# Computer security# Political science# Tight slacks# Definite maybe# Pretty ugly# Rap music# Working vacation# Religious tolerance# Microsoft Works

Topology Foot Tattoos - Searching For The Zealous Designs
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To Point Whore Or Not To Point Whore
I was thinking of running my last auto and bomb on Wednesday in honor of my two year fu-anniversary. I'm not sure if it's worth it though. Do people still rate autos? I mean it seems like EVERYONE has them on all the time now. *sigh* I really want to get closer to Angel (Level 30). My VIP expires in a few days so I figure I might as well use the auto and bomb now since you get a little more points when you're VIP. So, friends (and non-friends) what do you think? Should I point whore for my fu-anniversary? ♥Amy

To Pose A Question
i pose this question to all when someone truns their back on you what do you do to them do you shrug it off and still be nice and friends with them or do you say fuck you bitch and walk away since people turned ion me in the times when i needed them oly a few stood by my side people that said i was their family walked away from me when i wanted to die they did not listen or try to help they just turned on me and said grow up or kill yourself and get it over with not many stood by me but to the few that did i thank you from the bottom of my heart for being my family and thank you for being their when i needed you the most

Top Of The World
WHEN I'M WITH YOU I FEEL AS TALL AS I CAN BEBEING WITH YOU IS LIKE BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLDLOOKING DOWN TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE DONT SEEWATCHING THE ONES WITH NO ONE TO LOVEBEING TOGETHER IS LIKE NOTHING WE HAVE EVER KNOWNTOGETHER WE ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD IN LOVELOVING AND LIVING SEEING WHAT NO OTHER CAN SEETAKING EACH DAY ONE DAY AT A TIMETHIS FEELING OF BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLD MEANS SO MUCHYOU NOR I CAN EVER BEGAN TO SAY WHAT IT MEANSFEELING THIS LOVE PUTS ME ON TOP OF THE WORLDBEING IN YOUR ARES PUTS ME THERE ALSOTASTING YOUR LIPS FEELING YOUR HANDSSEEING AN HEARING YOU MAKES IT ALL RIGHTWITH YOU I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Top 5 Of My Pet Peeves
Some things piss me off. If you're human, some things piss you off, too. I'm human. I know. Let's ignore the "Owl" tag for a moment. Sitting here at this computer, I deal with all types of people. Some of them are really cool, and I'm glad they're here; they make all the sludge I wade through a little less crappy. However, once or twice in a while, someone says something... does something... passively or actively. That "something" that they do pushes me closer and closer to the boiling point. #5: Members Who Demand Help When They KNOW I'm Not Here I try to be good about setting status messages to let people know what I'm doing and whether or not I'm around to help. I work nights (with respect to Central US time). I no longer have that job where I was allowed to surf to Fubar during downtime. Fubar.com still gets blocked by many content filters. So, I'll set a status before I leave ("I'm at work") or when I get back ("I'm asleep"). And then, when I'm available, I'll log in and see

The Top Of The Key Put Phoenix Aheadd 100-96 With 3:14 To Play. Dashon Goldson Elite Jersey. Ty Lawsons Two Free Throws
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CAN SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME WHY IT IS THAT THE ONLY TOP PHOTOS THAT ARE POSTED ANY MORE ARE THE ONES OF TITS AND ASS? I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG I AM JUST AS QUICK AS ANY GUY TO LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM BUT YA KNOW THERE IS MORE TO WOMEN(WELL SOME) THAN TITS AND ASS

The Top Photos
ok, someone answer me this. Why is it that a person can't use an adult image as their primary picture, but the Top Photos, which typically get far greater display on a page than someone's primary image that scrolls by occasionally, are allowed to be adult images. These pictures are often graphic in nature too, which probably explains their popularity of course. So perhaps there ought to be a push by everyone to have the LC staff exclude adult images from the Top Photos, or at least make a different Adult Top Photos category that isn't readily displayed on a home page. God knows I don't want to scroll through my home page with my kids sitting here and see some girl totally spread eagle with a dildo going up you know where. Pass this along if you all agree, and lets get staff to address this.

Top Photos....
Below is what I've seen on my homepage over the past 5 minutes which I'm pretty sure isn't SFW....hmmm what's the point of making them private if there gonna be plastered all over everyone's homepage anyway...like I really wanna see that....

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Greetings Cherries: First, I want to say Happy New Year. Thanks for tuning into the site and supporting the TAP. If it were not for all of you, this place would not be so cool. On another note, I wanted to clarify a few things about the Top Photos Over the Last Hour. 1. We are a community regulated site. If you see an NSFW photo pop up, please simply flag the photo NSFW. There is NO reason to screen grab it and then post a retarded bulletin flogging us for it. You only make yourself look like a dram queen when you do this, and you clog our bulletin system with pointless hot air. 2. If you are SO offended by a random NSFW photo popping up in the Top Photos of the Hour, you have the option to turn it off. Actually, you were the one that had to turn it on in the first place as this is not a default setting. If you want to turn it off, you can do so in your Profile settings on the upper left navigation. 3. If you feel compelled to do the Screen Grab thing, please send it

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To what end will we drive ourselves to get to the top? Some of us, it seems, will take any road it takes to get there, and then be super-defensive if anyone says the least thing unrelated to them about it. I have never begged for ratings, added my name to some "fan train" or similar bulletin, nor have I "demanded" than someone be my fan/friend to see anything (in point of fact i am a fan of more ppl than are fans of me for one thing). Nor do I ever condemn those that do. Apparently, though, some people don't like to have these things pointed out to them, these being the same people that feel the need to beg/barter/bribe people to be their friends. I for one am proud to say that everyone on MY friends list didn't have to BUY their way their, they are there because they want to be, and they are free to leave it just the same, if they want to. I appreciate all the ratings that people give me, and despite the misguided opinions of some, i return them in kind if i haven't given them first a

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"top" Photos
Tiny, little rant here this morning guys. Prolly has to do with the fact that I have no cigarettes. Anyway, do any of y'all ever go to the "Top Photos"? I have tried to go a few times and I have noticed 2 things. 1. The "top" photos never change. It is always the same people and my visits here have been spread out over months. And 2. It is ALL pictures of chicks with their titties out doing a salute. You would figure with all the morphs and photoshop masterpieces on this site at least *1* would make it into the first 14 FUCKING PAGES of "top" photos. But you would be sadly mistaken, because they are all chicks dressed sluttily (if at all) holding up a satute. And what REALLY cheeses me off is if I were to submit half of those photos as a regular picture it would get flagged as NSFW AND THESE ARE FUCKING SALUTES!!!!!!!!!! So in closing, Baby Jesus, please try to find a better way of doing top photos, be it in catagories like the stash or whatever. And two, for all the females who hav

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Yanno...I was browsing through the top photos today, to see whose got the top photo as far as Fubar is concerned. And just looking at some of these top photos seriously pissed me off, I mean come on, whose to say that half-dressed, somewhat egotistical peoples salutes are better then the common persons salute on here? There is nothing different about their salute then anyone elses. But you know what differs, the fact that people will kiss their asses because they want to see pictures of something they are never gonna get to see up close and personal, because they have to have jerk off material. Personally I think if you are that desperate to see a woman naked or even get a woman to talk to you, you seriously need to get out more. This is the goddamn internet, there is NO reason why most guys can't go to a bar (mind you I said a bar, NOT an internet bar) and meet someone they can interact with on a daily basis. Now don't get me wrong, most times you can interact with most people o

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10. You are bored and could not find anything more meaningless to do. 9. You love to have insecure and sligthly retarded girls bitch about your points and fake pictures 24x7. 8. You think that you look like a super hot and sexy cherry in your red ballon dress and want to share it with the world. 7. You want to scare the shit out of people with the ugly pictures of the real you when people discover that you are not at all Madonna. 6. You wanted to test your little webcrawler & cheater hack and bumped up your dead grandmother as "SoSuperHotXOXOX" to the top list. 5. You got your pay check and thought babyjesus might need the cash better, so you bought a 10 years of cherry blasts. 4. You thought Cherry Bucks meant real dollars and ordered a luxury cruise for your whole family. 3. You really got 3960 friends and they all think you are wounderful. 2. Your celebrity carrier have come to an end and the only options that are left, besides rotten eggs, is a place at the

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As some of you know by visiting my page, I do exclusive promotional work for Stephi and www.Stephisparadise.com For over 3 years I have been a loyal and devoted fan of this beauty and assist her with site promotions and I run both of her fan clubs sanctioned by her. Not only is she an incredibly beautiful woman but she has a heart of pure gold and I'm proud to say that her and I are the best of friends I recently listed at her fan club the top 10 reasons I'm addicted to her and the site and I'm sharing them here also, you have to be a site member like me to appreciate her fully and what I wrote in this posting. LOL Here's The Top 10 signs that you might be addicted to Stephisparadise. 10. You Might be addicted to StephisParadise when... " your vocabulary includes the words "HeY" and "Okie" and you use phrases like " "whatcha thinky?" or "you likee?" 9. You Might be addicted to StephisParadise when... "Stephi says Customs Are Available and your eyes grown wide, you dig de

Top 10 Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my w****. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a**. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your a**! 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T

Top 10 Rules Of Cyber Sex
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one

Top 10 Reasons Why Cyber Sex Is Better
TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER 10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.

Top 10 Reasons Why Cyber Sex Is Better 10
TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER 10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.

Top 5 Reasons Breakfast Is A Must For Kids
How many times have you heard, "breakfast is the most important meal of the day"? Here's why, in terms of small-fry. Kids who eat breakfast: 1. Do better in school 2. Have more focus and concentration, more energy, and better eye-hand coordination 3. Have fewer behavioral problems 4. Are more likely to meet their nutritional needs overall 5. Have an easier time staying at a healthy weight "Mornings can be hectic in any family, and getting kids-much less adults-to eat something can be a challenge. But just look at the payoffs!" says pediatrician Jennifer Trachtenberg, MD, mom of three and proud author of her first book, the new, super-useful Good Kids, Bad Habits: The RealAge Guide to Raising Healthy Children. "So if you can't make the morning meal happen at home, send kids off with healthy on-the-go breakfasts to eat on the way," says Dr. Jen. "The night before, have them help you fill plastic zipper bags with things like nuts, raisins, and Os cereal; orange slices

Top Rated Cherries?
I'm still accepting girls into the top rated cherries on my page so if you want to be added as one of the "top guns" choose a picture, allow me to rip it and your in! either post on my page or private message me. rick

To Protect And Serve?????
USA Today Betty Chambers, an 81-year-old Indiana woman, faces up to three years in prison after being convicted of hitting two police officers with her cane while they were inside her house checking on her welfare. WSJV-TV reports that one of the cops received a concussion, while the other separated his shoulder during the incident. Chambers is 5-feet tall and weighs about 100 pounds. Age is not a defense to attacking a police officer, whether it’s a child, or somebody over 65,” the prosecutor said in court, according to WNDU-TV. The South Bend Tribune says "Chambers, who uses a wheelchair but is able to stand, now carries a shiny, metal cane. The wooden cane she used to hit [Officer] Foresman in the head was in evidence during her trial, and was a gift to her late husband, she said when she took the witness stand." The judge is said to have wide latitude in his sentencing decision, and media reports say he could knock the conviction down to a misdemeanor punisha

Top 10 Reasons To Hate The Shoutbox
Top Ten Reasons to Hate the Shoutbox 10. It is as hard to use as a condom in the heat of passion 9. It disappears right in the middle of your work, not unlike some men I have been with 8. No I do not want to see your wife naked, if I want to see a naked woman I will look in the mirror 7. I do not want to watch a man on cam, why waste time on something I can't touch? 6. Have you seen my birth certificate? If so you would know my name is not honey, sexy, etc. 5. More propositons than an Intern in Washington 4. What the heck happened to starting a conversation with "HI, How are you? 3. If I wanted in your pants you would know and not have to ask. 2. Are the majority of members, desperate and lonely? I think not.. 1. Where is the respect....Most people are more than what can be found at the "V" at the top of legs. Take some time to say Hello and get to know a person you just might like what you find out. Have some confidence in your

,top 11 Rules,on Cherry Tap
THE MYSPACE RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please

Top 5 Reasons To Hate Today...
1) My Head HURTS. 2) The neighbors here have NO regard for others with thier music. 3) The poor baby has been crying and screaming all day cause he's teething already (yes at 3 months, 1 month if you go by how old he was supposed to be). 4) I'm tired and keep zoning out from my pain and tiredness. 5) I miss a certain person SOO much right now... (Someone I'm not supposed to be missing... Not my ex's... Not my wives... Or anyone else that I'm "Supposed" to be missing... Although I miss all those people too... Just not how I miss this ONE guy right now).

Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work Naked... 11. No one ever steals your chair. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 7. So that -with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. ... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked: 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Financially Rewarding
10. Good sex keeps you healthy. It is the best exercise in the world. Saving you money on medical cost and gym fees. 9. Good sex keeps you from spending money as easily. You want to keep your clothes off. Face it, it is much harder to spend money naked than fully clothed. 8. Good sex makes you want to spend TIME, not money on the one that you want. 7. Good sex makes you crave your partner and not starbucks. You will save a fortune on not splurging on little things that make you happy for a brief moment. The knowledge that your cravings will be filled for hours at home will stop you from spending on little expenses through out the day. 6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills. 5. Good sex makes you want to plan for your future. It is so much easier to plan for a great future when you know what one aspect of your life will be. 4. Good sex is a great way to cut down on entertainemnt expenses. Do you really need the d

¢¾top 10 Reasons To Date A Dancer¢¾
1. We know all the positions 2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation 3. We're used to having bruises on our knees 4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing 5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it 6. We can shake it like no other 7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again 8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty 9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look 10. One word - FLEXIBLE

Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse
1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms. 3) Needles: "Tis better to give than receive" 4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually. 5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases. 6) Interesting aromas. 7) Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. 8) Do enough charting to navigate around the world. 9) Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work. 10) Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

Top 13 Reasons To Become A Witch
Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch 13. I live for persecution! 12. I'm a night person at heart. 11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows and oaks. 10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil. 9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day! 8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows. 7 . We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead). 6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback... 5. Double the deities, double the fun! 4. We get more holidays. 3. Brooms get great mileage. 2. We were here first! 1. BELTANE!!!

Top 10 Reason's You Should Not Grace Your Penis With A Magnum!
10. If you can Pee on your balls, while leaning over the toilet you do not need a Magnum! 9. If your hand is bigger than your dick..... you don't need a magnum 8. If you can feel a breeze while you have a hard-on inside the condom........... you do not need a magnum. 7. If you put on a magnum and there's a balloon in the tip guess what! you do not need a magnum 6. If ya balls are bigger than your dick..... don't do it!!! 5. If you aint seen ya dick in a minute uhmmmmm. do I need to say it!! 4. If you put on a condom and it's still rolled up.. you do not need a Magnum..... 3. If you are jealous of your girlfriends dildo cause it make you feel like ya lackin' you don't need a magnum you need a psychologist! 2.if you put the condom on and it rolls back off..... Help me yall!!! (ya shit's tooo skinny) And the number one reason you should not where a Magnum (drum roll please) 1. if you cum and the condom stays inside the pussy, and your dick falls out with e

Top 10 Reasons To Date A Paintballer!!
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty. 2. We know how to listen to directions. 3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel. 4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without gettin tired. 5. We always wear protection. 6. We love to be aggressive. 7. We never forget to lube. 8. Money is no limit. 9. We have quick finger action. 10. We play in many different positions.

Top 10 Reasons Men Date Bimbos Instead Of Nice Girls
TOP 10 REASONS MEN DATE BIMBOS INSTEAD OF NICE GIRLS 10. Much easier to prove that you're superior. 9. Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own. 8. Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera". 7. More impressed by the thickness of your wallet--even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money. 6. Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt. 5. They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of 'the guys'. 4. They actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and personality -- now shut up and finish putting on that French maid outfit. 3. Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them. 2. Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe that it's eight inches. And the Number One Reason Men Date Bimbos Instead Of

Top 10 Reasons
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and wha

Top 5 Reasons Why I Need To Go To La!
5) I Haven?t Left the Time Zone. Sad, but true. I?ve traveled to Florida a few times, but it was to see my grandparents in Boca, which is really just an extension of New York, so that shouldn?t even count! And just last October, I FINALLY left the country when I crossed the border at Niagara Falls. So it?s safe to say I need to get out more. 4) Um, have you ever been to Binghamton? Let?s just say it felt like -25 degrees a few weeks ago according to weather.com. If it?s not snowing, it?s raining. In fact, Binghamton is one of the top 10 rainiest cities in the country. Enough said. 3) I want to see the celebrities! Now I?ve seen my fair share of the rich and famous: Sarah Ferguson was 10 rows behind my family and me at The Lion King on Broadway, I?ve interviewed Bob Costas and members of the New York Mets (for those sports fans at home), and I saw Bebe Neuwirth in a grocery store in the city (she?s an actress). Wow. Now that I think about it, I really haven?t seen any c

The Top 10 Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan...
10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests. 9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone. 8. Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit. 7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins. 6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are impossible to get out of the carpet. 5. Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake. 4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him. 3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame is difficult on the older coven members. 2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone And The #1 Reason Why Witches Don't Worship Satan ... 1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!

Top Rated Girls
Going back to the days when this site was cherrytap I have a folder of pictures of the top rated ladies here on the site, no contest, no gimmick just a place to show off the best girls that this site has to offer. if your interested in being added here, then contact me and or allow one of your pictures to be added there and I will gladly include you. **please re-post this to all your friends also! much love and best wishes to all... Rick

Top 10 Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
From: BIG POPPA PUFF Date: September 01, 2007 2:17 PM Body: By , High Times Posted on September 1, 2007, Printed on September 1, 2007 http://www.alternet.org/story/60959/ Editor's note: There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will so

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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player
TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER 1. They always wear protection 2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They never miss the target 7. They know how to use their wood 8. They have long sticks 9.They know when to play rough 10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On Fubar Than A Girl
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"

Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A Date
There are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date. Make a list of the things that you don't like about yourself, it'll probably be different from the things I'll list, but here are some suggestions that may be going through your mind: out of style clothes bad teeth wear glasses overweight or out of shape afraid of women shy not funny Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date. Now that you've taken some time to think about yourself, let's move on to changing what we can change. You'll be surprised that once you identify the things that you can change how easy it is to set up a plan of action and begin making the changes that will help you get dates. Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic

Top 10 Reasons We Know Our Computers Are Male
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Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women
10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. 1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Top 10 Reasons Why Cyber Sex Is Better...so They Say!
10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies! Any questions? LMAO

Top 5 Reasons Not To Get High.
Top 5 reasons not to get high. 3. "Weed makes you paranoid" But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!" Weed paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to.. oh wait, that's a squirrel." 3. "Everyone knows potheads are losers" The only way to get a bad reputation from smoking is if you talk about it nonstop like you're trying to impress people or use being high as an excuse for being stupid. I hate those people. They'll be like, "Oh shit, I spilled your beer hehehehe I'm so high." Don't talk about it, do it. The fragrance of weed reminds me of burnt pizza. Because every time I get high, I throw a pizza in the oven. And every pizza I've tried to bake have overbaked because I was baked. Then I'm sitting there contemplating, "Do I smell smoke? This is weird. I must be really high. How could I smell smoke when my nose is in th

Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. And the #1 reason... 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!

Top 10 Reasons Computers Are Male
Top 10 Reasons Computers Are Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.

Top 2 Results!!!
The Top 2 winners are!!!!!: Mr. Adorable and 'Dracul~Vampyre God~' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for everyone that participated! There was A LOT of comments. hehe Hard to keep up with. Grats guys!

Top 10 Reasons Leonard Peltier Should Be Freed
TOP TEN REASONS LEONARD PELTIER SHOULD BE FREED, IN THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNMENT 10. "The United States government must share in the responsibility for the June 26 firefight... It appeared that the FBI was equally to blame for the shootout..." - Gerald Heaney, Senior Judge in the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, in a letter supporting clemency for Leonard Peltier. 9. "We can't prove who shot those agents... Aiding and abetting whoever did the final shooting. Perhaps aiding and abetting himself. And hopefully the jury would believe that in effect he had done it all. But aiding and abetting nevertheless." -Prosecutor Lynn Crooks in Court of Appeals, October 15, 1985. 8. "But can't you see... that what happened happened in such a way that it gives some credence to the claim... that the United States is willing to resort to any tactic in order to bring somebody back to the United States from Canada. And if they a re willing to do that, they must be willing to

Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!

Top 10 Romantic Movies List For Singles
Never has a subject been more emotive than when I ran a small survey to find out which were our favorite top 10 romantic movies of all time. First of all there is the problem of defining what constitutes 'romantic'. Then there is the era and age of the movie. Then there is the notion of what counts as a movie. In other words can a made-for-TV program count. Finally, after pulling my hair out with the stress of it all, I whittled the answers down to a final ten. You may not agree, you may send me your own lists and you may threaten me with violence but the point is, there is no definitive list. We all have our own top 10 romantic movies based on what we have viewed over the years. And that is it. Here are our the results of our top 10 romantic moves survey in no particular order. Love Story (1970) The music helps I have to say has an amazing impact once again on recent viewing but that's not the whole story by far. One of the best and most popular and enduring love stories on ce

Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex!!
Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again. Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some. Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat. Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else. Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months. Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you. And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex..... Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!! Happy Trick or Treating everyone!

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance') 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.) 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay.

Top 10 Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan
Top 10 Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan 10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests 9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone 8. Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit 7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins 6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet 5. Wailing of the damned souls in Hell keeps the neighbors awake 4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him 3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the "Kiss of Shame" difficult on the older coven members 2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone 1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!

Top 10 Reasons Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant
10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 For a breakfast burrito. 9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high Tops for hoops with the boys. 8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer. 7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom. 6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers. They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many Times. 5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink Business suit with a polka dot bow tie. 4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch. 3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on Either side of a horse. 2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine. And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . . 1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny Hole?!?!", woul

Top 10 Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan
10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests 9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone 8. Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit 7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins 6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet 5. Wailing of the damned souls in Hell keeps the neighbors awake 4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him 3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the "Kiss of Shame" difficult on the older coven members 2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone 1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!

Top 10 Reasons To Date A Race Car Driver
Ten Reasons to Date a Race Car Driver 1.) They have strong fingers. 2.) They always know when to slow down and speed up 3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance 4.) They always wear proper protection 5.) They have the fastest 'lap' times 6.) They know how to work their tools 7.) They Love getting dirty 8.) The harder and faster they go the better 9.) They know how to work around tight areas with ease 10.) They're always practicing so they can become better

Top 107 Reasons Why Girls Should Go Out With Me...
1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied... 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public... 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites... 4) He is always nice... 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building, he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor... 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married; who's left... 7) Reads National Geographic, and not just for the nude pictures... 8) His picking a fight with an inanimate object is quite uncommon... 9) Hasn't wet his bed for months now... 10) Has his own 'Captain Kirk' coffee mug... 11) Has never smuggled tinker toys onto an international flight... 12) Doesn't turn into a werewolf during full moons... 13) He hardly ever slurps when drinking soup... 14) There is a refreshing absence of monsters under his bed these days... 15) Always manages to resist the urge to poke sharp objects into his ear on the first date... 16) As of yet, has never overlooked the importance o

Top 20 Replies By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before" 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You must have the wrong version." 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." 10. "I can't test everything." 9. "THIS can't be the source code of THAT." 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?" 4. "You can't use that version on your system." 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" And the Number One Reply by programmers when their programs don't work: 1. "I thought i fixed that."

Top 10 Reasons To Date A Rugby Player
( ya baby ) 1. We know how to hit in all the right ways 2. Can anyone say spandex? 3. We always scream and yell 4. Open to performing in groups 5. We do it in 15 different positions.. repeatedly 6. We don't stop till we score 7. We're used to working with our hands 8. Not only can we tap that, we hit that.....HARD! 9. We know when to ease up and when to push harder 10. We're not afraid to get our knees dirty

Top 10 Reasons Not To Trust Vicious Pitbulls
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda. 9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash. 8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry...again 7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand. 6. They will cause children to smile. 5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes. 4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl. 3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings. 2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half. And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls... 1. They will steal y

Top Rated Memebers
I was browsing through the list tonight and noticed the majority are women. With default photos that are more NSFW than half the stuff I get marked NSFW. I am not even amazed at this anymore. I am starting to think that some of my friends have the right idea. You will know if I really think they do soon.

To Prissy
I am going insane, As each day goes by. Thoughts of you fill my brain, Causing my heart to sigh. I have never known of such heavenliness, Until I seen your beauty that day. Oh god, what I would do for one kiss, To relieve me from this lustful dismay. How can I tell you how much I care; That I want to hold you and love you until the end? For you, everything I have, I would share; I would give my all, just to be your best friend. You could be my all; I would make you my queen. Everytime I see you, I fall. God, love can be so mean. Girl, for you I would walk through fire, I would swim to the bottom of the sea. I would do anything to fulfill my desire, Of having you here with me. I want to know all of your fears, Your hopes, wishes, and dreams. Let me be the one who comforts you through the tears, The one who holds you through all of the extremes. Your are my night and my day; The air that I breathe. Whatever the price...I am willing to pay And I prom

Top 5 Reasons People Are Rude In Mumms
Top 5 answers why people are rude in mumms 1. The word respect isn't in them. 2. They think its cool to be rude. 3. Much like a bully in school when you were a child, they haven't grown up. 4. Somewhere along their journey in life , some one pee'd in the wheaties and they feel like passing along the misery 5. Even though they don't like the mumm and could just move on, they just have to have the last word. :) have a great day

Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

Top 10 Relationship Needs
these are the top 10 emotional needs they are in no specific order: affection sexual fulfillment conversation recreational companionship honesty and openness attractive spouse financial support domestic support family commitment admiration

Top 10 Rejected Valentine's Day Cards
Top 10 REJECTED Valentine's Day Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

10 Top Reasons ....
These are the 10 top reasons why you should get to know me :) 10. I know the value of a guys night and that you will need them. 9. I swear like a sailor, but I know when it's not OK. 8. I drink beer! And I drink it from a bottle, too! 7. I will not complain if you have the game on, I'll more than likely sit and watch it with you. 6. I am part of that small percentage of woman who actually LIKE to give oral. No, I will not on the first date, so please don't ask :) 5. I will not ask you if I look fat in anything -- I know I look fat in everything! 4. Even if I am super busy, I will always find time for the main man in my life. 3. No matter what decisions you make in your life, I will stick behind you.... as long as they aren't life threatening. 2. Even though I may say I am fine, you can truly see it on my face what my emotion is at that very moment. And the Number 1 reason is..... I will not make you hold my purse, sit and wait hours for me while I get my hair done, and I ta

Top 10 Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legalized!!!
The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal High Times. Posted September 1, 2007. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana -- it's time everyone faced this and the rest of the compelling arguments for legalizing it. Tools Editor's note: There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is

Top 10 Reasons You Should Be Having More Sex!!!
It’s a given that sex feels great. That alone is enough reason to be actively orgasmic. Researchers are finding more and more evidence that orgasms are great for other reasons, too. (Did you really need convincing?) 1. Orgasms are a great way to deal with stress. Stress releases biochemicals which over the long term can have damaging effects on your body and lead to premature death. The biochemicals released from sex counteract the negative effects of stress. 2. Orgasms are a great sleeping pill. Orgasms cause a surge in the biochemicals that act as a sedative. They help you fall asleep and stay asleep. It’s not really a coincidence that men fall asleep so quickly after sex. 3. Orgasms can relieve a migraine headache. “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” is no longer an acceptable excuse. Although not as reliable as prescription medications, it’s a bit more fun and has all these other benefits as well. You surely can’t get that from a pill. 4. Orgasms can reduce

Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian
Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian 1. It beats being an American. 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme. 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins. 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish
Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish 1. Stew. 2. Guinness. 3. More Guinness. 4. Pubs never close. 5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence. 6. No one can ever remember the night before. 7. Kill people you don't agree with. 8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives. 9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road. 10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.

Top 10 Reasons For Being American
Top 10 Reasons For Being American 0. You can have a woman president without electing her. 1. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. 2. You can call Budweiser beer. 3. You can be a crook and still be president. 4. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. 5. If you can breathe you can get a gun. 6. You get to be really obese. 7. You can invent a new public holiday every year. 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made any nobody seems to care. 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth with condom on. 10a. When you're not. 10b. At all.

Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish
Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish 1. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees. 2. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans. 3. Glorious history of killing South American tribes. 4. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc. 5. Honesty. 6. Gibraltar. 7. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing. 8. Supported Argentina in Falklands War. 9. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls. 10. You get to eat bull's testicles (and they actually taste good)

Top 10 Reasons Why A Body Pillow Is Just As Good As A Man
10. A body pillow doesnt mind when you hog the blankets. 9. it doesnt mind when you hog the whole bed. 8. It doesnt shove you away if you snore. 7. You dont have to worry about offending it with your morning breath. 6. you dont have to worry about looking gorgeous when you wake up in the morning. 5. you never wake up in the mornings looking at it thinking "oh my god what the hell did I drink last night?" lmfao 4. You can wear sweat pants and a sweater to bed without it complaining. 3. Your friends wont discuss who you "sleep" with....(AMBER!!!!!! Leave me alone lmao) 2. You can go days without shaving ur legs and the number 1 reason........ 1. You dont have to worry about drooling all over it while ur asleep!!!! Lmao....ok so I was super bored and thought this would get a few laughs! How many of you can agree with any of these???

Top 10 Reasons To Get Drunk Taken From Http://crunkish.com/
Top Ten Reasons to Get Drunk by crunkishDrunkDone with TequilaWhy Do People Get Drunk?Much has been written about how people should avoid consuming copious amounts of alcohol and the repercussions of heightened inebriation. Many people have had bad experiences because they drank too many bottles of beer, or downed myriads of shots.Why, then, do people still get pissed drunk and pass out on their couches or on their neighborhood’s sidewalks?10. Alcohol Taste Good!My beerI Love this BeerUsually, people grimace at their first taste of an alcoholic drink. Indeed, drinking these buggers takes some time to get used to. Yet, once you get the hang of taking a swig or a shot, these drinks can be instrumental to a very pleasant experience.Alcoholic drinks can really taste good; some, like wine and champagne, are even included in gourmet menus. Getting drunk on these tasty drinks is like feeling full and satisfied after a particularly delicious meal.9. The Weekend Has Finally ComeToastE

Top 10 Reasons Hand Guns Are Better Than Women
10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?” 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Top 10 Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back:
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.4. Just discovered that fine print in owner’s manual and realized that H-D is partially owned by Honda.3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on helmet spike.1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top 10 Reasons Crotchrockets Don’t Wave Back:
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they’re supposed to.9. They’re going too fast to have enough time to register the movement and respond.8. You weren’t wearing bright enough gear.7. If they stick their arm out going that fast, they’ll rip it out of the socket.6. They’re too occupied with trying to get rid of chicken strips.5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don’t want to unbalance themselves while standing onthe tank.4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.2. It’s too hard to do one-handed stoppies.1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flops back on.

Top 10 Reasons Why Bmw Riders Don’t Wave Back:
10. New Aerostitch suit too stiff to raise arm.9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form”.8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.7. Too sore from an 800-mile day ride on a stock “comfort” seat.6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to Ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!4. Wires from Gerbings are too short.3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.2. You haven’t been properly introduced.1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

Top 10 Reasons To Be A Man In My Life!
10. I am an intelligent woman with a lot to offer. 9. I truely care about your feelings and what you want in life. 8. I am an independant woman with clear views and ideas about how life should be. 7. I can never have too many friends. 6. I enjoy spending time with the people I meet. 5. Im naughty 4. Im naughty 3. Im naughty 2. Im Naughty 1. IM NAUGHTY! LOL!

Top 10 Rules To Being A Plus Size Woman
My girl, Thick & Curvy wrote this. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you: My Top 10 Rules to being a plus size woman!1. No Moomoos--- tarp like dresses they are called that for a reason.2. Absolutely No t-shirts with Looney Toons, cats or others animal/cartoon characters--- It will look like Bugs Bunny has a weight issue too.3. No hip huggers--- no one wants to see your fat hanging over the top it looks like a cellulite muffin.4. No bikinis. (You should know why)--- If the belly hangs past the breasts we're all set with seeing that.5. No Slippers in public--- Skinny girls do this to but why do you big girls have to make it worse wearing a Taz shirt too...come on now!6. No Juicy or other words across the butt--- If it really is Juicy I think everyone can tell. And by the end of the day they have rode up so far no one will understand what JY stands for. 7. No tube tops--- it looks like someone is trying to squeeze play dough through an inner tube.8. Please make sure yo

Top 10 Reasons To Date Jason Voorhees
He lives by the lake for hells sakes! Do you hate sex? Well he does too! You hate doing laundry? Does it look like he does his? Randomly killing horny ass teens that are on your private property! Road kill...it's another high protien meat. Damn,that machete is huge! He will only leave you for his mother. He looks good in chains. Okay,so he usually has them on when he is in the lake though. Even if sex was a possiblilty,he wears a mask..kinda kinky. Hey,you could lose lots of weight running from him!

Top 10 Reasons Being Alone On Christmas Eve Rocks!!
10. I can watch Night at the Museum as many times as I want. 9. I can listen to WHAM's "Last Christmas" as loud as I want. 8. I don't have to shave my legs, get dressed up or put on hose in case I get laid. 7. I can sit here on fubar, not talk to anyone, and read "My Live Feed" knowing I'm not alone in my misery. 6. I can and will eat all the chocolate I want and I don't have to share with anyone. 5. I don't have to listen to anyone tell me to fucking cheer up. 4. If I want to watch porn... ;) 3. Again, the chocolate is ALL MINE!!! 2. I don't have to hear the "L" word... 1. That bottle of champagne in the fridge? It's my dinner.

Top Rejected State Of The Union Opening Lines
Top rejected state of the union opening lines"Immediately after my speech, you are all cordially invited to come uphere and kiss my pasty white ass.""Members of Congress, I feel you're a pain.""Look at it, people! Take a good look! You got a tool like this, you useit -- know what I'm sayin'?""Are you impeachin' me? Are you impeachin' me? You gotta be impeachin' mecuz I'm the only President standin' here.""Okay, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!""I'm not under oath, am I?""This meeting of The Duplicitous Serial Adulterers Group will now come toorder. Ha, ha! Just kidding, people.""I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Butfirst, a few words from my husband...""Whoa! I've been sleepwalking the last three years! I hope I didn't doanything embarrassing!""First, I'd like to introduce my new Attorney General, Alec Baldwin.""Any of y'all got that Gwyneth Paltrow gal's phone number?""(Psssst! Al! Fourth row, third from the left -- you can see right up he

Top 5 Reasons Fubar Can Annoy Me At Times.
I have been a member of fubar for about 5 years on and off. This is my fourth account. I would get all gung ho about the site to either get pissed off by the asshats or burnt out, and delete my account only to regret it later. I have seen a lot of things on this site that piss me the fuck off, but I have met enough amazing people on here to make me see that this site isn't all bad. I have been sucked into the whole bling whore thing, asking for Likes, and everything else that haters hate, and I too used to hate that. Sometimes I hate what I have become on here. Five years ago, when I joined there was no special ability bling. High ranking people worked their asses off! I never made it past 20 on my earlier accounts. Being an Oracle was a HUGE deal that I didn't think would ever happen. Then came the Auto-11s. They started the whole downward spiral of beggers and bling whores. The fubar that I came from, just getting a 3 credit bling was a big deal. I can proudly say that I have nev

Top 10 Reasons You Smoke Too Much
10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break"9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina 8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bring-down"7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying, "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts..."4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts3. You smoke during sex.2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys"1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "nonsmoking" iron lung

Top Reasons People Stop Talking To Me
10. I can't type and eat 9. No, I didn't leave, the power went out 8. We had an earthquake 7. We had an earthquake again 6. You bore me 5. You don't have credits? 4. Oh, that was meant for someone else 3. My phone, computer, etc, died 2. I have to wash my hair. 1. Sorry, I need to step out to Vietnam

The Top Resorts In Hoi An
Resorts Hoi An mostly located on Cua Dai beach. However, Hoi An also have specialty resort nearby the river and gardens. The resort has no beach, but most of them have shuttle bus service (free of charge) put you off Cua Dai beach. Hoi An Ancient Town Vietnam Hoi An is a favored destination for foreign tourists. Hoi An is probably all that a traveler would want: Old Town heritage, Unique Culture, peaceful Rural and beaches. Reservations at a resort in Hoi An is a wonderful way to enjoy all those things. Below is a list of luxury resort Hoi An (4 stars-5 stars), are evaluated by the members of Trip Advisor travelers (the largest travel community in the world). Just click on resort name to view detailed information, compare prices from more than 30 websites top online reservation. The Cua Dai Resort 01. The Nam Hai Resort (5 star) 02. Life Heritage Resort Hoi An (was aquired and renamed Anantara Hoi An Resort) (4 star) 03. Victoria Hoi An Beach

Tops Interview
ahh i have a job interview at tops tomorrow... i hope i get the job.. ive applied for tons of places already and no one wants me :( sad isnt it.. i really need a better job then tops though.. i hope it comes along soon or else im goona go nuts working in tops for a long time. well anyway wish me luck on getting the job.

Top 10 Signs Your Family Is Stressed...
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GreetingsLately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page.This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this.1. Any top 100 green fubar or blue facebook liked using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0.2. If you see a top 100 green most fubar like or blue most facebook liked using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer.3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our Fubar ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset.(REPOST OF SCRAPPER's BLOG-http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702)

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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a

Top 10 Things
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River

Top 10 Things For 2007
Top 10 Things for 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow

Top Twenty Not Quite Blockbuster Movies
I really enjoy movies. I also tend to like movies that most other people find silly. So I want to find some more movies to check out or rediscover some old favorites. Please post your Top 20 favorite Movies that will never win an Oscar or a lifetime achievement award. These should be movies that you enjoyed that were just fun. No movies for the ages. Just your dirty little secrets. I don't mean to imply that these are "B" movies, in fact most of mine were made as A movies, just ones that are fun rather than deep and meaningful. My Top 20 in no particular order: 20. WarGames 19. Hackers 18. Road House 17. Van Wilder 16. Real Genius 15. Better off Dead 14. Ski School 13. A Knight's Tale 12. 10 things I hate about you 11. Varsity Blues 10. Total Recall 9. Mr Destiny 8. Kindergarden Cop 7. Poison Ivy II 6. Rising Sun 5. Strictly Business 4. Sugar Hill 3. High Fidelity 2. Grosse Point Blank 1. Reality Bites

Top Ten Ways To Make A Difference!!!
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! 10.Think before you act.* What you do affects others. When you think first, you are more likely to do the right thing and every one benefits. 9.Encourage. Encourage people and set a precedent for them to encourage others. One day you, too, may need encouragement. 8.Help others. Helping leaves a good impression on those you help. In turn, they are likely to follow your example and help others. 7.Be honest. A world without trust is a world without faith.* 6.Respect others.* 5.Be kind. * Kindness encourages others and offers hope. * 4.Be patient.**** Tolerance goes a long way and is usually greatly appreciated.*** 3.Care about things. If you care about things your actions will reflect that care. ** 2.Be an example. Tell and show others how to make the difference.**** 1.Love others. ****

Top Three Adult Jokes
Third place - A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast; I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Runner up - One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Winner - A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well

Top Ten Things You Won't Hear A Man Say
10. "I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude." 9. "While I'm up, can I get you a beer?" 8. "I think hairy armpits are really sexy." 7. "Her breasts are just too big." 6. "Sometimes I just want to be held." 5. "That chick on ''Murder She Wrote'' gives me a woody." 4. "Sure, I'd love to wear a condom." 3. "We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse." 2. "Screw Monday Night Footbal! Let's watch Lifetime." 1. "I think we're lost. Let's pull over and ask for directions."

Top Ten Reason Women Using Computers
Top Ten Reasons Why More Women are Using Computers 1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer. 2. Women don't have motherboard fixations. 3. Women are much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive. 4. When lost on the Internet, women are willing to ask for directions. 5. Women can communicate gossip and rumors quicker than the fastest modem. 6. Only women (I think) can marry Bill Gates. 7. Women see a 14 inch monitor they think it's a 14 incher and not a 20. 8. Women have bigger SMART drives. 9. Women don't think with their joysticks. 10. Women actually read installation manuals

The Top Ten Men
*******The Top Ten Men!!******** 1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice

Top Ten Oddball Tax Deductions
Sometimes, despite objections from IRS, taxpayers get to write off some oddball items. Here are some of our favorites. Admit it. As you've worked on your return, trying to come up with extra deductions to pump up your refund, you've taken a few flights of fancy. "Can I claim a deduction for all those blood donations at the Red Cross?" Nope. "How about a charitable contribution for all the time I donate to the church?" No, again. "Can I count the wedding gift for the boss's daughter as an employee business expense?" Come on! On the other hand, over the years your fellow taxpayers have beaten IRS in court on payments for many crazy things that most of us wouldn't even dream of claiming. We've uncovered what we think are the weirdest deductions allowed, ranging from pet food to free beer. 1. Pet Food A couple who owned a junkyard were allowed to write off the cost of cat food they set out to attract wild cats. The feral felines did more than just eat. They also took c

Top Ten Best Things To Do With Career Criminals
TOP TEN BEST THINGS TO DO WITH CAREER CRIMINALS: 1) Murderers: Let them choose one of two "early retirement plans" - lethal injection or the electric chair. 2) Rapists: Make them wear pink tutus for the duration of their next prison term. 3) Robbers: Make them pay for room and board. 4) Drug dealers: Let them perform their own body cavity searches while everyone watches. 5) Drunken drivers: Decorate their cells with pictures of their victims. 6) Terrorists: Implant a homing device behind their left ear - and an explosive behind the right. 7) Arsonists: Use them for scientific experiments and medical research. 8) Child molesters: Stop them from reproducing by having them spayed or neutered by a veterinarian. 9) Cop killers: Use them as live organ donors. 10) Corrupt politicians: Introduce them to Islamic law and let med students get some practice by amputating whatever body part it was that they used to commit their crimes.

Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.
Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7... Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5... Three times a day is possible #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday. #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... #1.. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

Top 10 Traits I'm Looking For A Girlfriend/wife...
Top 10: Traits I'm looking for in a wife/girlfriend I must admit that playing the field is a whole lot of fun, but so is being in a serious relationship -- provided that it's with the right woman. But how do you know if she really is the right woman for you? If she possesses the following 10 traits, you better hold on to her for dear life or, before you know it, a guy who already knows where it's at will get his hands on your "goods." 10. She’s independent. No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if she’s had a rough day at work, it’s great to be her shoulder to cry on, but if she can’t seem to function without you and is constantly after you, she will eventually make you feel like you’re suffocating, which is a surefire way to get you running out the nearest exit. On the other hand, if she has her very own personality and opinions, can stand on her own two feet, both financially and emotionally, and is able to enjoy time away from you - while st

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. Hummmm...I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number one thing that sounds dirty at the office but it isn't: 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret...
Top Ten things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret... 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks... just sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable. 5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me? 3. The miracle what? This is better than world peace! 2. 75 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway. 1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that.