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Too Many Lonely Nights
Over ten years ago again lol...but the ladies may relate to this one Too Many Lonely Nights She hangs up the phone A tear falls from her cheek The man that she loves Has a deadline to meet He has to work late And won't be home tonight But deep down she knows She can no longer deny She pulls down her suitcase And sees her wedding gown Remembering the kiss After saying their vows His kiss was like magic Curing all her butterflies Then she thinks of him Looking into another's eyes Too many lonely nights And not enough love She wants to find out What life's made of The worlds a big place And she wants to find Somewhere that doesn't have Too many lonely nights She zips up her bag And heads for the door She stops and stares At their house once more Then pulls from her finger Their wedding ring And without thinking Gives it one last fling

Too Much Info
LAST NIGHT I WATCHED AN HOUR MLONG SHOW ABOUT SEAL TEAM 6. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS TEAM EVEN EXISTED UNTIL BIN LADEN WAS KILLED BY THEM. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS AT ALL. THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS WHY DO WE (U.S. MILITARY, GOVERNMENT) HAVE TO BROADCAST ABOUT THEM. ON THIS PROGRAM THEY SHOWED TACTICAL WEAPONS TRAINING, THE RIGOROUS TRAINING THAT THEY ALL HAVE TO DO, SOME OF THE EQUIPMENT THEY USE, WHY AND HOW THEY USE IT. HOW THEY CAN GET INTO PLACES WITHOUT THE ENEMY KNOWING. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE WANT THE TERRORISTS, THE ONES THAT WANT TO KILL, HARM AND TERRORIZE US TO KNOW ANY, AND I MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF OUR ANTI TERRORIST TEAMS. WE NEED TO LEARN TO JUST KEEP OUR MOUTH SHUT. WHY SPILL THE BEANS ON ANY OF THE OPERATIVES THAT THEY DO. DO THEY DESERVE ALL OUR SUPPORT AND ALL OUR THANKS, MOST DEFINATELY. BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST KEEP VERY VERYVERY LOW KEY ABOUT ALL OUR SEAL TEAMS. THERE ARE STILL TERRORIST OUT THERE, MY OPINION IS THE LESS THE ENEMY KNOWS ABOUT AN

Too Much
If someone has the answers?I wish they would clue me in.For life is a game,I can’t seem to win.Once I was innocent,Free and untainted.Now I’m corrupt,Trapped and darkly painted.By scars, memories and pain.A loss for me, nothing to gain.To love is to hurt,I know the feeling well.The lies, the truth,It’s Hell.Wanting to believe,But always on guard.Trembling with excitement,Fearing the next card.What will it be,The King of hearts I wish.Instead I’m being served,Clubs as my dish.No false hope,No broken hearts,That’s my dream.I’m asking for too much,It seems.

Too Much Time To Think
Don't you feel it's strange sometimes when you think you have made good friends, you'd thought they would be there for a while??Yes, Being on vacation and staying up late @ night with no one up and around me.. Just makes me wonder on the who and what....Most of the time it is hard for me to stay in touch because the only thing lately for me in my life is just grief.. I don't want to go to a friends page and just whine and bitch....When I don't have anything else to say at the moment.Some just figured I am just too weird,,, Well, and some just figured they would get one thing from me...If I don't have much to say except having whining issues,which is most days lately.. I just stop by their page to let them know I was there.. Just to say "Hey.Friend.. it's me... just saying hi and thinking about you...Granted a few aren't as close as we were..Sadden by that.. but it doesn't cloud meReally, just because I might seem annoying online at times... people ten

Too Much Tim On My Hands This Week
I've got a week long break and too much time on my hands.. Guess I might be Xbox Live surfing with COD MW3, Batman Arkham City, and WWE 12.. Not to mention Turkey Day.. And some side work I guess... What's everyone else planning to do?

Too Much Red.
Dainty silk trails dancing in the clearLike coy lit by the last, quiet ember of creationStillness.Dilluted.Cold, goosebumpy skin, tickled at the alien touch of a captive stranger.Hardened with no grip, bite, or purpose.Fingers creeping for a plea.A clumsy petition to the box you lived in.Your voice.Your concern.Measured.Weighed.Rationalized.

Too Many
My Own Too Many Moons Have swept the sky clean since I last heard your thunderand I ache for it like the world achesfor tender annihilation of it's giftsTo feel your diseaseplunging glass into these cracked eyes My open sky mouth faulty with the tasteof destiny, curable tearsWhen I say your absence is mummifying meI am perfect in those bandages that wrapthese words into transplantsthat stitches can't begin to maintainWhat a heart i have! Tocking and tickingthrough blast after blast the gleamingof the barrel almost weeping wedged tenderly to my chest Its been to many moons Since I vowed this abstract sunrise the fearit so fiercely deserves There is no place like home and without you behind the triggerthere is just no place

Too Much Coffee Man
Thursday August 1, 2013 I'll take out my brain so I won't have to think. ..... remove my heart so I won't have to feel. My spine - bravery. Then liver, lungs, kidneys, stomach... Finally, I can relax.

To One And All...
Gonna be a busy rest of the week, so I'll just say it now... Hosted By SparkleTags.com Remember, It's not about stuffing your face...It's about being thankful for your many blessing! And yes, we are all so very blessed in so very many ways! Kisses to all!

Toons
OK...NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS NSFW STUFF..I HAVE 3 TOONS(I THOUGHT WERE FUNNY..LOL) THAT HAS BEEN MARKED NFSW..FINE..BUT MY PROBLEM IS ONE CAN GO TO MSTAGS AND COPY A CODE WITH A GIRL SHOWING HER ASS..OR LITTLE STARS ON HER BOOBS AND THATS OK...OR POST A MAIN PHOTO WITH A PIC SAYING "FUCK YOU"..OR A ID LIKE"FUK ME"..AND THATS OK...HANG ON..I NEED TO GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE IF I HAVE STUPID WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD...IM BACK...NO I DONT...SO HERES THE PICTURE IM GETTING...YOU POST COOTCHIE PICS ALL DAY LONG AND YOUR FINE..BUT POST A TOON WITH A CLOWN ABOUT READY TO STICK A CIG TO A BULLS HO HOS AND FORGET IT...LOL..MAKES NO SENSE TO ME

To One, But To Another; Which Are You
To one, But to another. Which are you? To one, a burning candle means fire, But to another, it means light. To one, a swaying tree means wind, But to another, it means a spirit has been set free. To one, a cricket’s chirp means noise, But to another, it means life. To one, a bird’s call means a distraction, But to another, it means happiness. To one, a tornado means disaster, But to another, it means a time to reflect. To one, a phone call means getting to gossip, But to another, it means they’re loved. To one, a song means music, But to another, it means a story. To one, time means something not to be wasted, To another, it means there’s enough. To one, “going with the flow” means getting along, To another, it means caring for others no matter what. To one, swimming means fun or something to do, But to another, it means freedom. To one, reflecting on what you’ve done means looking back, But to another, it means tryi

To One And One Only
You know I never said anything to you. Not one word. I left you alone because I thought you deserved that respect. But now you want to come around disrespecting me? I've done nothing to you. Now you wanna come around and pull this shit? What did you think I would be scared? Or that I would back down just cuz you showed up? You got another thing coming. You don't know me very well. Oh you mad now? Wanna hit me? Do it! Do it! Do it damn it, make me bleed, beat me from here to hell and back again. But I tell you now you're gonna have to kill me. You're gonna have to fucking kill me. You hear me!!!!!!!!! As long as I can take in a bit of air I'll keep fighting. Yes you damn right I care that much. I fought and overcome much worse than you could ever even dream of. So bring it damn b/c when it's all said and done I will die for it and be happy about it, b/c that's what I said I would do. So you wanna fight bring it damn it, cuz this is me staring you straight in the eye, who do you think wi

To One That Might Wonder....
I'll be goin on the road trip from Saturday - Monday visting my sis n lodemai :). So c u all when I come back... If you wonder where am I!!! I think I'm goin 2 log off since I'm going that long... I usually never log off. Hope you all have a nice weekend!

Too Nice Out To Work
I am looking outside as the sun is shining in my window and wondering how I could make money and stay at home laying out by the pool.. I guess I could start a Porn business... make homemade movies.. but that would only get me into trouble.. I could sell drugs, but I am against them.. I could sell all my worldly goods I have here but then that money would only ast me a short time.. Well, I guess I am going to get up and go to work then.. Gotta do the 12 hour thing for the next few days...

To One Of My Very Very Best Friends Ever
cellar door... i love you oh so much! you are one of my closest friends...you get me.. which is scary... i really don't think a whole lot of people really truly get me...and you do i really hope we stay as close as we are for the rest of our lives..:D love ya you giant freak!

Too Nosey!
I've been on here a little while now and I have found there are some very nosey people on here, they will say they are your friends and want whats best for you but then they turn right around and stab you in the back. One of my friends on here has fell in love and the person that they are involved with has a few ex's I guess you can call them that and now they want to start all kinds of trouble and not leave them alone, I mean I got on this site for adult friendships not childish bullshit but this is getting ridiculous, why can't people just move on I mean if they are not bothering you then why put so much energy into trying to hurt them cause really all they are doing is sitting back and laughing at you behind your back. If you are so happy in your own life then why bother being so into theirs and just walk away and leave them be. I am honestly tired of the drama that goes on this site and I can't see how people lay their heads down at night and sleep knowing they are hell bent on hur

Too Nice?
I've never been one to make New Years resolutions. Much like the average person, I can't keep my resolution for more than a few days. It's a common problem. However, if I would make a resolution, I know what it would be. It would not be one of the typical resolutions such as to lose weight or get in shape or make more time for "me". Nope, my resolution would be to be a little more mean. That may sound like an abnormal resolution, so allow me to explain. I'm a nice guy, at least I think I am and I've had others agree with me. The problem is, I'm too nice of a guy for my own good. I tend to let too many things slide with out voicing my opinion or sticking up for myself. A hurtful comment made my way will always be overlooked by me. I think to myself "well, they didn't really mean to hurt me with that comment, so I'll overlook it." I figure there was no intention behind the remark, so why cause a fuss. Just let it roll off my back and forget about it. The problem

To Only Know The Name
When you think the puzzle and the game has been won It is not so, another tale or twist has begun The very person that may stand in front of you Is hiding things that hurt and decay from with in that are so true Yet it cannot be told not a sound A world that is not known when no one is around The eyes and the face can show everything or nothing What is there to cling to, what good does it bring? What lies behind muscle and bone? Beyond the flesh is something still unknown The heart and brain are riding this train Knowing the doom that they are trying to contain Blurred vision and colors streaming in the sight Block it out, put it into perspective with all ones might The day may change like a page that shall turn Like the sun and the moon that may go away for a while it will return With no screams of a name, a daily arena to live this game To tell the tale is breaking the code with great shame This gift and curse that has entered every thing including the spine

Too Nice
Have you ever been told that you’re too nice? I have. “Too Nice” What does that mean anyways? I spend my money on my family and friends. Is that too nice? Maybe it’s because I don’t like to argue. I don’t really know, But it makes me think. I have feelings for those That I barely know. I fall in love with those Who break my heart. I stick up for those Who stab me in the back. And I always stand up for what I believe It right. But does this mean that I am too nice? Maybe I’ll never know? Should I even care? I think I will stick to being “Too Nice”.

35 To 64 On Reasons To Love Canada
35. "Our national and provincial parks" Sandra Kropinske, Kamloops, B.C.36. Niagara Falls "It's spectacular at night. Canada is fortunate to have a wonder of the world." Tracey Ilnisky, Gilbert Plains, Man.37. Oceans "The smell of the Atlantic Ocean (with icebergs and humpbacks in the background of course!)" Ashlee Mackey, Houston, originally from St. John's, N.L. 38. "Fresh air and blue skies -- you can truly appreciate it after you visit some dirty steel towns." Suzanne Michal, Ottawa39. "Our caring about the environment." Chris Sherlock, LaSalle, Ont. 40. "Watching the Northern Lights dance across the winter sky." Sandi Larson, Cold Lake, Alta.41. Highway 60 through Algonquin Park "Watching for wildlife, namely moose, hidden within the lush landscape is one of our family's favourite pastimes." Louise Aspden, Utopia, Ont. 42. "Red dunes on the beaches in P.E.I." Lisa Mallia, Toronto43. The Trans Canada Highway "It allows us to discover all that our beautiful country has to offer. Tak

Too Nice
Why is it that women always complain about not having/meeting the perfect guy. They always want somone who is compassionate, careing, honest, sweet, romantic, and a few other personality traits that depend on the type of guy your seeking... (bad boy, emo, southern, ETC...) However when that guy finally comes around, "your too nice for me!" Ladies, I have herd it many times... If you want your heart broke, go on... Pass me up, because I dont cause heartachs.

Toonacy Prequel
Came up with this in a random moment's silliness, and that led to my ongoing Toonacy series. (Sylvester says) I lay so still upon the box When really I was stalking Playing it crafty as a fox To stop that damned bird squawking (Tweety Pie says) I tawt I taw a putty tat Asleep atop the telly I moved in for a closer look And wound up in his belly!

Too Old For Halloween
now lately i have been hearing that people are getting to old for halloween , that can't even happen!!!!!!!!!!!! you can't be to old for a birthday or christmas , so you can't be too old for frikkin halloween , it just not right , it's the one day out of the year , you get to be a dream come true , and if another adult just so happens to give you candy more power to ya , i i want candy , so my nieces and nefew are gonna get it , (because i got one hell of a sweet tooth)so if you see, me drop the candy in the bag , not that hard...........

Too Obsessive
You know, I dont mind that my cousin rides my dirtbike and stuff, but it's getting a little obsessive and extream now I think. She is very dependant on when she can ride it. I'm not surfing for sponsors all the time. If I great a sponsor, great. If not, I understand. ...But the point is... I need ALL the time on my bike I can get right now because I AM going to compete next season and all that time and practice will add up for me. She is going after sponsors when she has no bike, yet she'll use mine to get them. ...That wont fly for long. Arrgh.

Too Old To Gig!
TOO OLD TO GIG!!? (NEVER...) You know you're too old to gig when : It becomes more important to find a place on-stage for your box fan, than your amp. You refuse to play out of tune. You need Bengay... after warming up. Your gig clothes make you look like George Burns out for a round of golf. Your fans have left by 10:30 p.m. All you want from groupies is a foot massage. Your after show party is at the International House of Pancakes. You love taking the elevator because you can sing along to most of your playlist You hire band members for their values instead of their talent. Instead of a fifth member, your band wants to spring for a roadie. You've lost the directions to the gig. You need your glasses to see your amp settings. You've thrown out your back jumping off the stage. You've thrown out your neck head-banging. You're thrilled to have New Year's Eve off. The waitress is your daughter. You stop the set because your bott

Tooooo Funny
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey, "I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,"I said accusingly to my wife. "Well, what do you want me to

Toooo Much Skin!!!!!!!
OK IM WRITING FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AND FUTURE FRIENDS! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF RATING TITTS AND ASS AND PIXX OF DICK! I HAVE A MAN AND DONT ENJOY SEEING WHAT YOU HAVE! TO ALL THE WOMEN: IF UR GONNA BE SLUTTY GO DO IT SOMEWERE ELSE! AND TO ALL THE MEN U THINK UR DICKS THAT BIG AND THATS WHY YOU PROBLY POST PIXX OF UR SHIT BUT SORRY MY HUBBYS IS BETTER TO LOOK AT....FROM NOW ON I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU HAVE NUDE PIXX OF URSELF.....IF I WANTED TO SEE NUDITY ID LOOK AT MYSELF OR MY MAN OR A DANM PORN....IM SICK TO MY STOMACH OF SEEING ALL THESE SLUTTY HOE'S ON HERE SHOWING THEMSELVES . DONT YALL HAVE ANY DECENTCY FOR URSELF AS A WOMEN?AND TO ALL THE PPL STATING THAT I WONT GET ADDED UNLESS UR BOUGHT A VIP OR BLAST . GO WORK A DANM CORNER AND BUY IT URSELF! IM TIRED OF THE SHIT....THIS AINT A PORN SITE,YEAH UR 18 AND OLDER BUT IT AINT NO PORN SITE ITS A PLACE TO MAKES FRIENDS.....SO GROW THE HELL UP AND PUT UR CLOTHES BACK ON.....AND DONT QUIT UR DAY JOB! SORRY FOR THE ATTITUDE BUT IM FED UP

Toooo Funny!!
ORIGINAL STORY : By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS HOUSTON — A tracking dog apparently stepped on a loaded shotgun in his owner’s pickup truck, firing a fatal blast into the man’s thigh during a goose hunt, officials said. Perry Alvin Price died at a hospital Saturday from severe blood loss shortly after the accident in southeastern Texas. Investigators said Price was hunting near Stowell, about 100 kilometres east of Houston, when he shot a goose. Price, 46, then set the gun in the back of his truck and was about to open the tailgate to release his tracking dog when the shotgun fired, investigators said. The blast penetrated the truck’s tailgate before hitting Price. Paw prints from the dog, a chocolate Labrador retriever named Arthur, were found on the muddy shotgun, Sheriff Joe LaRive said. Daniel Groberg, Price’s hunting partner, said he tried to stop the bleeding with clothing before driving Price to seek help. “It’s the strangest case that I’ve se

Too Old To Die Young!
Well, fuck me backwards - Last night I actually went out and had FUN. One of my buddies had a card night. I can't remember the name of the game or how to actually play it, and considering I won a whole £5 I couldn't have been all that bad at it. Anyway, the cards weren't really the focus. The shots of Smirnoff Black, Jack D, Glenmorangie, Tequila and the much ill advised Absinthe was the focus. I haven't abused alcohol this hard for way over a decade. Shot after shot after shot. No beer, no mixers. At around midnight, someone thought it would be a real good idea to break out some Skunk. After we smoked a few joints of that, the same twisted individual decided we should break out the Absinthe and sugar to make syrup shots. That someone was me. I hope my friends forgive me. We sang, we joked, we laughed. We reaffirmed our relationships as brothers with drunken manly hugs and choruses of "I love you, man" and "'You're da man' 'NO dude, YOU'RE da man". On the walk home, well

Too Old!!!
LOL ok I was told I was too old for a 20 year old today. What do you ladies think...Is a 16 year gap really that big of a difference?? Tell me what you all think I want some answers ... lol. I am still laughing over this one....

Tooooo Flippin Crazy
so I am trying to buy a house! and OMG!! I have never had this much trouble getting the seller to get their shit together!! they have had 1 and 1/2 months to fix what they needed to fix and get the hell out!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG!!! My daughter started Jr High today! and I was promptly dismissed (after she figured out the damn locker combo haha) no letting anyone see her with the mommy!! She is way to independent and cool for that one!! Cant seem to meditate and it is driving me crazy! I think its the close quarters I am living in...no room to relax and stretch the psychic muscle! I have no real internet connection unless I sit outside and its been raining, AND I AM NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE RAIN!!!, cant sit outside with the laptop though LOL!!! Work is interesting...My boss cant understand why sells are low and we have a sale going on but no one comes!! HMMMM could be he refuses to ADVERTISE!! NAw couldnt be the problem heh... anywho just putting some yadda yadda do

Too Old To Be A Groupie!
Last week I saw Shinedown and Red in concert. Whenever there is a band in town that I own the c.d. of, I try and go see them if at all possible. I'm a professed music lover! Lately though, the concerts I've gone to have all been saturated with "young" people. Of course, you'll always have the "hard core" ones, especially the well weathered miniskirt clad women who think they're still hot in their late fourties but OMG...I told my husband this last time "puleez don't let me get to that level! EVER!" He concurred...it is a disgusting sight to see...these people that come from underneath their rocks whenever a concert comes to town! I'm certain they must not even own a mirror let alone look in one when the opportunity arises...because, really, when has skin+cellulite+wrinkles, ever = HOT? Okay, so in between sets, right after Red, before Shinedown, I notice the lead singer of Red is over by the t-shirt booths taking autographs... This is where I'm such a groupie! I have an

Toooooo Skinny!
Good Morning. Has anyone been to the grocery store and seen this magazine in the check-out line racks? SHAPE, well you can’t miss it, it is spouting a picture of Faith Hill on the cover with a yellow swim suit cover up which should have covered her more. I say this because I for one think she looks terrible in this shot. If this is what women are choosing to become: Under nourished Skinny, and looking like you haven’t ate in weeks? Then call me switching sides…I will take the gay train…jokingly not serious but my gosh does she look like skin stretched over the bone…. Here is what one writer called that article and I say he was right on! WARNING! ARTICLE CLAIMS DIET AND EXERCISE GAVE 41-YEAR-OLD CELEBRITY A BODY THIS SPECTACULAR. SHE'S ACTUALLY PROBABLY HAD PLASTIC SURGERY, A PERSONAL CHEF, AND HOURS WITH A TRAINER, AND A LITTLE HELP FROM PHOTOSHOP, SO BEFORE YOU START FEELING GLUM, JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS AN ILLUSION, A MANUFACTURED IMAGE TO SELL MAGAZINES DESIGNED T

Too Old To Love You Back...
This is a reply to Daisy... anyone who loves their teacher... comment it please?? lol Crimson cheeks when he smiles... Paralyzed with his eyes... Heart skipping when he says your name... Ridding you of anguish and pain... However, this is not right... are you sure it's love? Or is it a girly lust... for someone you cannot have.. I know this may be hard for you.. but he is not right... He is your teacher... full stop.. so please rethink your love life... The right person will soon appear... to take care of you.. You see.. love is a waiting game... he'll soon come along Trust me on this... he will make you happy... make you feel bliss So... don't worry about this teacher... it can't be something true... Because there's someone else - your age out there... waiting to find you...

Too Old To Do Stupid Shit
when at work yesterday we were moving a companies telecommunication and data equipment from one office park to another. we already had everything pre cabled and tested earlier in the week. was supposed to be a nice short 3 hour friday. first verizon doesn`t show up until 11:30, the tech looks around and says he`s going to lunch and will be back. then he has problems at the feed box down the street so we are sitting around doing nothing for 4 hours. customer decides at last minute theyneed 2 more fax lines in a room so they have to be wired. to get to that location wires have to span a 60 foot section of hard ceiling, no drop ceiling tiles to pop up and work in the area. so i get ladder out and crawl the studs in ceiling , hanging the wires off roof struts the whole way. it`s late in the day and i just wanted to get out of there so instead of crawling all the way back i decide to just jump out of ceiling to floor 8 foot below.well that wasn`t the smartest thing to do. i just got back f

Tooooooooo Funny !!!!!!!!!!!
A Letter To Jessie James You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart." You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world

" Too Often "
Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone, Too often we're too stubborn to say " Sorry , I was wrong " . Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts , And too often , we let the most foolish things , Tear us apart ....... from a very wise quote ...... so true , felt it to my very toes.

Too Passionate?
Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room containing an inflatable rubber female doll. The first drunk returns bragging about what great sex he just got done having; the second one does the same, but the third one returns with a puzzled look on his face. When asked about it by his buddies he says, "I thought I was doing great until I bit her on the tit, she let a fart and flew out the window!"

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Too Prudish For America
I received a notification from Fubar that my profile picture was removed since i violated their guidelines. If you must know it was one of my pictures in my orange top. It is not bare cheste or not even lingerie. Among other things, it says, the picture should be "nothing deemed sexually suggestive". So let me get this straight. If some prudish fucktard thinks any photo is sexually suggestive, he or she can remove it. I have been told that my face is sexually suggestive. Perhaps I should post a picture of me in my burqa. Perhaps fubar needs to move its servers to Saudi Arabia in order to be consistent with its policies. Fuck yea, this is America, baby and we love sex. If Fubar is under the impression that it is the online version of a classy place, it should check out the top Lounges sometime. Just let us be. Fubar is what its users are. If its users are sexually suggestive, so be it.

Too Protective?
Not me..just a friend on Facebook. I'm wondering if I'm too lax with my kids or if the other woman is too protective of hers. She doesn't allow anyone to give her kid anything sweet. She freaked out when they gave her son a sucker at the doctor after he got a shot. She says that sweet things are bad for children. I think it's bad if you give them a lot of sweets. Moderation isn't a bad thing. Now she's asking about where to put car seats in a car, now that she's pregnant again. All of her friends are saying, one on each side and she's all like...I just don't want to put both next to a door, especially a new born. Am I crazy?

Too Realize.......
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. Treasure everyone in your life, ever

Too Real For Realtiy (poem)
for those who care iam here iam the doctor i can handle the porblem. mines i do myself i think every moment down to point i dont lose myself. i found myself and might take you a while. my mind plays with what happen the night before i get hold of my mind cause when you let go hard to get back. when i went im go im gone the soul broken it's falls apart. handle it but it will not go away. i call youre stop hurting me. but it's name is love.

Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra
i havent been back much and im starting to realize this isnt much fun anymore... everyone has filled everyones head with bullshit...people blocking friends because they heard something from someone who knows someone who knows someone...people need to grow the fuck up its sad when you say hi to someone and they ignore you...ive realized people arent your friends here they are mostly just figments of peoples imagination...granted i have met some cool people here but for the most part people are fakes 99.9% of my friends wont read this then wonder why things are happeneing... oh well im gonna enjoy my music and dink around

Too Soon...
Rose was studying in one of the universities in California, was on her last year, when Cupid finally shot an arrow through her heart. Over the years she had always felt a bit envious when she would see couples walking around, being so sweet, and she would always long for someone she could call her own too. There were always guys asking her out, and she would have constant dates but she never found anyone who made her heart beats faster…until met Albert. One day, she was rushing to get to class and she guess she wasn’t looking because along the way, she bumped into this guy. It was a typical embarrassing and irritating incident, Her papers went flying all over the place and she was in such a panic that she hardly notice the guy she bumped into was helping her pick up the mess. She hurriedly said “thank you” and rushed off to class. She never gave that incident a second thought. A month after that, she was assigned to be part of the production team that was in charge of the annual

“too Stupid”
“Too Stupid” \"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?\" \"Yes, well, I\'m having trouble with WordPerfect.\" \"What sort of trouble?\" \"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.\" \"Went away?\" \"They disappeared.\" \"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Nothing?\" \"It\'s blank; it won\'t accept anything when I type.\" \"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?\" \"How do I tell?\" [Uh-oh. Well, let\'s give it a try anyway.] \"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?\" \"What\'s a sea-prompt?\" [Uh-huh, thought so. Let\'s try a different tack.] \"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?\" \"There isn\'t any cursor: I told you, it won\'t accept anything I type.\" [Ah--at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he\'s kicked out his/her monitor\'s power plug?] \"Does your monitor have a power indicator?\" \"

Too Sick And Tired For Sex
Just too coughy and sneezey for sex. I did get the garage ready for use and kept the dishwasher and dinner going. I hate being busy all the time. This is the time of the year when I feel like all I can do is just maintain my sanity. I ordered a very nice massage table. My wife likes massages and I love to give them. One other thing. Christmas holds a lot of rough memories for me. I love winter. I don't like Christmas much.

Too Strong To Cry
Written for a friend Torn apart inside I veil my empty tears Everyone else shows emotion It's not easy being strong And when I'm most in need Of a shoulder to cry on It's only me who's strong enough To offer that shoulder Alone and by myself I try to pull it off Day by day no tears Are allowed to fall from my eyes Lonely without help I search for something to cling to But everything I've found so far Is weeaker than I am strong

Too Sick
ok so it goes a lil like this im sick - i feel like shit and the one person i need to talk to to make me feel better i cant find wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apologise to u guys i wont be on much in the next 24hrs - but will accept ur friendship requests asap now im off to bed (again lol) have a lovely evening/day much love and happiness Louise xoxoxo ps......... i so appreciate ur comments and ratings i know i am goin to be hell behind so im so sorry but i will return the luv as soon as possible :-) later ppl......peace xo

Too Stalk Or Not Too Stalk?
Ok, I know stupid people exist, but seriously, why do they insist on harassing me? Ok, so many of you reading this have probably already read the notes on my profile, I know this...but here's a reminder LOL: I am not interested in is seeing pics of your vag or cock...I know what they generally look like & would rather not see yours, Thx. I also do not have any interest is cyber, IM, webcam etc...I am here to meet new people & share some laughs with new & interesting friends. I am generally a very nice person, but disrespect me or test my limits and I am bitch hear me roar...please read my blog if you would like to know more! But if you are out to meet locals for naughty fun, move along this bitch ain't interested!! Now, is that so hard to understand? I hardly think so! Well It must be because some local fool here hit me up in my shoutbox....here's a clip: ineedadirtygirl2000: would u be interested in meeting up for some naughty fun? To which I replied: No, did you c

Too Stubborn To Fail
So today i saw the true colours of so called friends, Knowing that i needed them today more then ever they turned their backs on me. Today was my friends Funeral and when i needed the support of my friends insted i got kicked aside like i did not matter. So fine if thats the road people want to take then thats fine i don't honestly care anymore, you want something out of me i suggest that people start showing care! Otherwise the lot of my so called friends can fuck off, So what i am not populer , I am not some greek fucking god so what! Is that what it takes? do i have to be super man before people realize what they are doing is wrong? Fine okay you keep doin what you have been doing as for me i'll do what i need to do what is important to me and to tell with those who stand in my way. When i am done people will be sorry. Everyone will be, Not only will i be the best i've ever been but people will learn! NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! NOT TO FUCK WITH A SOLDIER!

Too Soon
when is it too soon to say "i love you" example.... your dating someone for a couple of weeks still getting to know each other. you hang out at eachother's place alot and have meet lots of friends. after a few days they ask you to be their gf/bf... you agree to it and set a rule or two up. about 1 week after that as your busting each others balls. He mutters i love you and u ask "what did you say" he repeats its. ... then you luaggh it off..... later that night while during sex he said "I love you" so is after two weeks too soon. To say " I love You "?

Too Stoned!!!
If this doesn't make u laugh, not sure what will!! A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and asks "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!" So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and goes to the river to get a drink. He staggers tothe river, but he is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in the water. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him ashore. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains that he was sitting in the tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and fell in the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing the joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey, "Hey!" The monkey looks

Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.

Too Sexy Tempted2try!
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Too Sexy For The Plane? Too Sexy For The Plane!! What? What Do You Think?
Too Sexy for the Plane? Too Sexy for the Plane! A second woman says Southwest Airlines didn’t approve of her outfit; she spent the flight wrapped in a blanket. What does the airline have to say about this cover-up? By David Koenig, AP Related Articles: -=-=- What Do You Think of This Exposé? -=-=- The Best Way to Avoid Hassles: Be Discreet -=-=- See all Air Travel Articles -=-=- See Travel Slide Shows Have airline employees replaced high-school deans as the arbiters of appropriate dress, or have skimpily-clad passengers forced flight attendants to act like Mother? A second young woman has come forward to claim that Southwest Airlines Co. employees made her cover up on a recent flight. Setara Qassim told KNBC-TV in Los Angeles that a flight attendant confronted her during the trip from Tucson, Ariz., to Burbank, Calif., and asked if she had a sweater to go over her green halter-style dress. Qassim, 21, said she was forced to wrap a blanket around herself

Too Sweet
Thank you all for the great Happy Hour(for the most part...lol) I just want to say give me some time and I will get back with you. If I haven't gotten to you, please send me a letter and let me know ok? I will try as soon as I can..thanks again! By the way, who ever you are...please feel free to continue your tirade through my stash and pics please...if it makes you feel better..LMAO I LOVE THIS BAR...(giggling)

Too Sweet For Words
The Kiss..... She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her unborn babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. And people think animals are dumb ............

Too Serious
I think people take this whole "online world" way too seriously. I've read bulletins, MUMMs and blogs about having people deleted, "what he/she said," "I can't take this sh1t anymore" and all manner of other topics where people's feelings have been hurt or their egos bruised. Seriously folks, who really cares? It's just the internet. The End

‘too Sexy For Southwest ... Perfect For Playboy’
Woman pulled from flight because of clothes reveals a lot more on Web DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site. Kyla Ebbert appears in a series of pictures — some in lingerie, some nude — under the heading, “Legs in the Air.” “They’re very tastefully done,” Ebbert told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I don’t see anything wrong with the female body.” Playboy contacted Ebbert’s attorney to pitch the idea of posing. After “a little bit of talking” to convince her mother, Ebbert agreed. She said her boyfriend supported her decision, but “the most hesitant one was my dad.” On its Web site, Playboy says Ebbert “was too sexy for Southwest Airlines, but she’s perfect for Playboy.” Ebbert said she was paid “less than six figures” to pose, but wouldn’t give the specific amount. A Southwest Airlines Co. employee pulled Ebbert off a flight this sum

Too Sweet...
Awwww.... Why does this make me smile? I've heard all this shit before..(not to be conceited) but still... ========================= your beautiful(James Blunt Style) left by jerry23 10 hours ago =========================

Too Sweet Moment With Project_carion
project_carion: lol, that bugs me to i hate when guys hit on me. lol not that happens, well ok that was a stupid joke. Angi: Awww lol...I can't see the guys NOT hitting on you...If I were a queer I'd totally want to stick it in your ass!!! project_carion: well thank you that makes my butt hole pucker up a little, but sweet none-the-less

Too Strong
I have not been on fubar too long, but I have noticed that some of the guys on here are well lets just say are interesting lol. I have meet some very nice people that I enjoy talking to greatly and would actually some day like to meet. Now on the other hand there have been some, (recently been removed from my list) that have come on way to strong. My lord take a chill pill if something was to happen it will. Just remember stalking is not viewed as cute, sexy, or ok in any way. Cheers to my new found friends on fubar, stalkers go check out Lindsey Lohan I here she needs a little something in her life.

Too Sweet
written by a guy To all women, written by a guy: ?We don't care if you talk to other guys. ?We don't care if you're friends with other guys. ?But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. ?It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. ?We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. ?Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ?Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. ?Don't tell us we're wrong. ?We'll stop trying to convince you. ?The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ?Yeah, you can quote me. ?Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expec

Too Short! Dman It!
well you ever hear the saying lifes to short? of course you have in course unless you've never had any regrets, rmorse or bad times! Every one knows this damn saying and what's funny to me is that people say life is too short all the damn time, and then they go and hold grudges, or be spiteful or vindictive, or just shit all over the people that care about them! women married to men they no longer love, men married to women who drive them nuts, sisters and brothers fighting over who gets to go to school and who gets the expensive car, or even the last peice of cake! People blindly living ideals which they have no real clue about, strangers sneering at you because you accidently bumped them in passing!? what the hell is going on? i even notice that if youre in public and walk by someone make eye contact and say hi, hello or how are you they usually look at you strange? what is sooo freaking strange about being polite and happy? does every ones lives suck so much that they sadly think th

Toosexy Is Holding An Auction!!!
Club TooSexy WANT YOU!! We are holding an auction We are looking for people that would like to join in the fun! MAKE ALOT OF FUBUCKS!! So if you are interested private message.... SexyBADASSBITCHCCA with what you will be offering!! CLICK CLUB TOOSEXY TOO ENTER ARE U SEXY ENOUGH?? SEXY BADBITCH CCA~RL WIFE TO LOC & RL GF to PERPETUALBLISS~ASS MANAGER OF CLUBTOOSEXY@ fubar

Too Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it too soon to love you Why do I believe it's perfect Could it be I'm scared to take a chance I Think that we are moving too fast Yesterday you said some things to me That made it plain for me to see And now I do believe That there's a chance for you and me Elated I would be, If it became reality I'll put away all my fears, cause fate has brought us here Is it too soon to love you When I just met you the other day Why do believe it's perfect Enspired by all the things you say Could it be I'm scared to take a chance It's just a few days but I'm open wide Or maybe I should take my time I think where moving fast but I want you bad My mind is telling me one thing But my body says another I wanna be your lover It's hard to figure out In the back of my mind there's so much doubt Why do I look for clues When there's no reason to question you It's only natural I Just gotta wait and see Will we ever be

Too Shy...
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know. From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up. And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

~ Too Shy ~
One of My All Time Faves...Hope You Like It. XOXO Time (after) time, (I'm) short of breath, don't even try (?) Try a little harder Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong Ooh, baby, try Hey girl, move a little closer. You're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Modern medicine falls short of your complaints Ooh, try a little harder You're moving in circles, won't you dilate Baby try Hey girl, move a little closer 'Cause, you're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush...eye to eye Peace

Too Sad
I just don't know what to do. My ex's behavior is becoming more irrational.. more unpredictable lately. Tonight she flipped out on my son and me, made him cry, called him a liar, threatened to let me have no contact unless its my weekend. He is hurting, which makes me hurt.. and makes me feel guilty. And the guilt I feel is bad enough even on good days. Tonight I went to see the middle school band play at the high school game. She told him she was leaving early, so he thought I was to take him back to her house afterwards. And there was no sign of her after the game.. not with the other parents.. nowhere in plain sight. So based on what she told him, I drove him to her house. Turns out she was sitting in her van.. someplace. Of course she said she was talking to a certain parent the whole time.. by the doors to the bandroom. But she wasn't, because I was there. And David saw the parent she was supposed to be talking to and his mother was nowhere to be seen. Now I can s

Too Shy
In awe of your beauty Because you're such a cutie. From your freshly trimmed hair To your heart warming stare. You have it all down including your walk Whenever you're around its too hard to talk. No matter how hard I try I still wonder why. I'm not the average joe And I really dont know Just how i should be But i can plainly see There's so much that I lack Like being ably to play the mack Maybe I can't do what i should Because you look and smell so good People teach,preeach and guide But when the time comes I turn and hide Its not as easy as I once thought You deserve more than I got

Too Smart To B Ma Friend
she calls me her starbut she is the shinethat makes me twinkleto tell her i miss her so muchbe like missing air itselfthings i cannot speak ofto miss her beautiful facelike the food to keep me goingkeep me alive to worship her eyesi know Mariah lost her mind am not wasting my timenot delusional to be obsessed with youto be sexing you is the farthest from my mindmay only desire is be next to youi never want to be upseting youmay be losing my mindi know i cannot impress youi see wise in the eyes

Too Skinny
So I took my son to the doctor today for his 3 month med check...well, he's under weight...the doc wants him to gain about 8 or 9 lbs....otherwise she may end the meds that he's taking...and I don't want that because they really help him maintain his focus...so I have to try and fatten him up in the next 2 months....her only suggestion was to use whole milk with chocolate syrup....anyone else have any tips? I could google it but ya know...my friends always have awesome advice.

Too Soon!
I think I didn't take a long enough break from fubar. I seem to either hurt or get hurt when I deal with others from here. This is never my goal or intention. I just have to figure out some things and I don't need the lies from the people here to add to my life. I am heartbroken AGAIN and I know that I have to heal before I can play again. If someone really wants to talk to me you can add me on yahoo (I'm always mobile) @ YIM: goodgirl_2480. I'm out!

Too Shy
i stand in the middle of the streetyou're miles awaywent upstairs to make something to eatsingle plate todayturned on the music, dancing sexyall by myselfread a book under moonlightas the hours melt got up and walked to the bedroomno hand in minelonely unmade, messy bedreflects my state of mindwish i had as much courageto seize the moment as if they were these sheetsmake it all overfill the void in my lifelike the side i don't sleepbut you can't hear mefrom my street or my roomyour phone won't ringno mail from mei'm too shy and shaking to say i want to be with me.

Too Tired
I'm up all night, I can't sleep. Well, nothing interesting to report. Finally figured out my Vonage situation. Thnat took forever. Jamie messed with it all day. We even bought another port to plug it into. Until we said STOP! Take everything back and get the Vonage startup kit.! DUH! All figured out now :O) Now I have phone and the internet. All is well in my happy place again. I'm excited because of Fall! I love Fall. I love to wear sweaters and warm clothes. Toasty on the inside cold on the out side. And lets not forget The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! Ohhhhh falll. I love it!

Too Those That Care
Thanks for all the well wishes yesterday. I felt horrible. Felt like someone had hit me with an 18 wheeler..put it in reverse...and ran over my head again and again and again. *hugs N stuff* ~*BrattyBytch*~ aka Kathy

Too Tired For Play...
Even I was too tired today AND I am never too tired..... But, I maganged to make every meal and clean every dish this week. I am just trying to take a few things off my wife's plate so she will have a bit more room for me. No, I am not saying it is woman's work, but instead of 50/50, I am trying to make it 70/30. And I started eating healthier again. So, I will add one more thing to my blog. Waist 36 Weight 188.8 My goal is 34 and 175. When I played ball I was 32 and 150. (I was a senior in college!!!)

Too Tired, Too Much Whiskey... Just Too Much
What an awesome day it was today.. 12 hours of fun filled excitement at Optus. I love some customers for their nice nature. The mental ones that come in screaming and yelling, they make me laugh too... Usually in right in front of them. "I bought this phone from you a few days ago and it is broken, it won't turn on." "So when did it stop working?" I ask "It hasn't worked since we've had it." So I had a look at the phone, it was off so I pressed the power button to turn it on. "How did you do that?" they asked me "What?? Turn it on?" "Yes, we couldn't get it to work" I pissed myself laughing at them. :( That's not nice And there were more than just these customers, but I just enjoy getting back home from a long shift, having a drink, relaxing and laughing. Oh what fun, it is.

Too Those Who Care
12-15-06 1:36 am Dear Friends; For me this has to be the worst Christmas ever. Well if you have read any of my blogs you would know that my uncle was hurt at work. Well he did not make it today. He passed away around 700pm. One thing I can say is that he was a great man. He was right with god before he left this world. I might not have been there for my father because he wanted me to stay overseas and serve my country at that time. I will be there for his brothers and sisters in times of need, on his behalf. My uncle Wayne told my sister that families on gather once a year. We never call or stop by for the just cause we wanted to. I have taken from this more than anyone would ever know. So now I might not be on as much as I was before. Please keep sending mail I will still keep in contact when I can. I have family to go see for the just cause I want to know them more and for them to know me more. I pray that everyone has a wonderful merry Christmas

Too Tired
Too Tired © 1999 T. Hantel It is so hard to keep my eyes open every new second is dragging me down All of my blood Has sunk to my feet now I always agree `cause I’m to weak to frown Been sharpening pencils for two hours straight my boss won’t object `cause he’s out of town (Bridge) I pick up the phone when it has stopped ringing the master of tired I’m wearing the crown (Refrain) Too tired to live ... too tired to die Too tired for work ... too tired for crime Too tired for sex ... alone or with you Too tired might be ... too good to be true Too tired for you ... too tired for me Too tired to hear ... too tired to see Too tired is all ... that I seem to be Too tired is all ... that they let me be If I drink more coffee My kidneys will pop If I drink something else My heart will just stop My plan is to try to make it till five But the way my pulse feels I might not be alive If I was asleep I could at least dream Of making i

Too Tell Ever One Thank You ....
TO you that read my blogs, im glad that you spend time too read them ,i thank you becase i write them to under stand my self an if i can help you along the way an save my soul..ive been though some hell these last few month an im getting ,better buy the day ,leaning its not my falt she went a way..becase im the one that loved whit all heart&soul... thank you my friends..and remmber life isnt nothing wht out your soul, an love will come back if its true. your friend,ANGER

.tooth.fairy.dilemma.
Peanut lost a tooth. she cried...cuz she lost it while eating tacos...and swallowed it. when i asked her why she was crying...(cuz i thought it hurt) she said it was cuz she wasnt gonna get any tooth-fairy money cuz she swallowed her tooth. so...i told her to write the toothfairy a note...that says...'i lost my tooth...but i swallowed it.' and that would make everything ok... she's writing her note now...heh gotta love kids man.

Toots Gig, Liverpool U.k. July 25th 2007
Gig review. Toots and the Maytals. Carling Academy Liverpool. 25 July. 2007 “Toots”is a rare breed. A true living legend. One of the greatest innovators of reggae….. so much so that "Do the Reggay," a 1968 single by Toots and the Maytals, is credited with giving the genre its name. His songs have been covered by (amongst others) other heroes of mine, Clash and the Specials. …and here he was, as I live and breath (in my first smokeless gig) In Liverpool! I go to the gig in charming company..friends old and new. Good start. A few bevies in the the Head of steam bar and in we go. More good news, the venue is already more than half full for the excellent support band, local upcoming Ska-cers (Scousers/Ska-cers) The STOPOUTS. Full of energy mixing a little punk in with the bouncing basslines, The Stopouts put on a brilliant show, pleasing the army of young fans and hopefully gaining a new fanbase from the delightful mix of ages and genres. They do a swift 30 minute set full of ska/

Too Tired...
Heya everyone nonshallow enough to read... I'm effin tired and just posting some of my life before I go to bed... Too tired to stay up for my sweetie... Sorry!!! My work is draining my energy... Today has been super stressing because we had alot to do and 3 coworkers ust left the store without telling, so me and Derick were alone, and none of us have permission to use the cash entry thing... (the place where you pay for the stuff you wanna buy lol) And the whole place got crowded with angry costumers and alot of children crying wanting chocolate... Damn... I just hope it's all gonna work out... I love you Chris!!! More than words can tell :)

Too True
.. !|!/.. .. ( @ @ ) . ooO--(_)--Ooo \"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don\'t mind and those who mind don\'t matter\" oooO ( ) ( Oooo _) ( ) ) / (_/ (¯`\'·.¸ ( ¯`\'·.¸( ¯`\'·.¸ * \'´¯) ¸.·\'´¯ )¸.·\'´¯ )

Tooth Pain
I need a wisdom tooth pulled bad. The dentist can get me in to have it looked at. But they have to get it authorized to pull it. They said 3-4 weeks!!! So I'm supposed to be in pain and not able to eat for 3-4 weeks????

Too True!
How true, how true. Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB . At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals ( MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered w

Tootsie Pop's Health
Well some of you know and have given me advice for Tootsie Pop not eating and so forth! Well this is an update...he is doing much better!! Now he is eating and playing out of the tank and in the tank also! I am going to be working on getting a bunch of new pics on here of him and maybe even more of myself!! Anyway....I am very glad and thankful that he is doing much better and he hasn't been handled much except when I change his water and clean his toys in the water! I also found he likes the turtle pellets better than the shrimp or bloodworms (ewwy)!! Well hope everyone has a great day!!

Toot-toot Tuesday
Chugga-Chugga ... choo-choo! 8-p Ahhhh, The Tuesday Train :) I've enjoyed this concept thus far, I feel as though my fu-friends are great ... And I want you all to meet each other - and THATS why the "Tuesday Train" was started. I'd like to hear from some past train passingers: Did the train actually introduce you to anyone that you've stayed in contact with? -or- Did you feel as though you were tied up on the E-tracks in front of it ... Waiting for your hero that NEVER came to the recue??? *smirks* With all my new friends ... you may be wondering: WTF ? So I'll post part of my So, What is with this: -adding this today- Q:

Too Tired, Just Accept It
It's been a long year since my separation. Hoping the divorce will be over and done with soon. But what happens from there? For an entire year, I've spent my days and nights alone. There's been a couple of people that touched my life and I love them dearly, but would anything develop between us? I just don't know anymore. Maybe, I'm just damaged goods in the eyes of the opposite sex, maybe it's just not time. I just have the feeling that another year from now, I'll still be walking in the woods alone, waking up to an empty bed, so why fight it, just accept it as fate. It's too tiring to think about anymore. I've been hurt too many times. Not sure I want to get hurt again.

Too True!!!
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

Too The Lonely Soldier
remember you will always have a family behind u each and every step of the way durning this path you have decided to take. The love and compassion from us will keep you strong to fight each and every day A smile from me will make your heart grow and the laugh will make u remember the days we picked on each other played fight be tough when no one is around that is familuar to you remember we are in your heart and when u dream we are right there waiting on you be safe keep strong we love you

Tootlila
Hi, How is everyone tonight ? Are you ready to Party Hardy? OK Lets do it then.I like to drink the heavy stuff ,but it makes me take my cloths off!! and thats no joke,,Doesnt matter where Iam at ,,LoL. So i guess i better stick to beer . See ya Later tootlila

Tooth Is Out, And People Are Hatin...
lol today i had people hatin on my pic but since they were newbs i passed on the favor and actoually ran out of 1's to give the guy, girl jabba the hut hell i dont know after having a tooth pulled im not in a good mood and i made sure i let that idiot know it. so blueeyebaby30147 heres a middle finger to you. bitch!

Too Tired For Monday!
Ugh, monday morning. I had nightmares all night. Getting to a car accident. having a psycho serial killer after my kids. crazy stuff. I woke myself up after the car accident. I got up and went into Anthony's room and he wasn't there which scared me. He went to a concert last night with 2 friends. I told him I wanted him to come home after being that he has school today! I called and called his cell phone and he finally answered. He said that the friend that he went with was too tired to drive him home so he stayed there at his house. The concert apparently ended at 1:00am. I told him it would have been nice to get a phone call, that i was worried. Kids never think parents worry. I was very sore yesterday from way over doing it on Saturday. I thought I was superwoman and cleaned and was dancing around. So I wasn't moving a whole lot yesterday. I was quite sore and in pain. I spent most of the day out in the backyard reading. It was a BEAUTIFUL day! Peter was work

Toothpaste Aim Game
1. Teams are 2 players. 2. One player stands on a chair, the other lays on the floor in front of them, with their head in front of the chair. 3 The Chair team mate is above the floor team made with a tube of toothpaste. 4 the player lying on the floor gets a Dixie cup in their mouth. 5 The player on the chair squeezes the toothpaste tube into the cup of the player below. (at shoulder height no cheating allowed) 6 Time them for 30 seconds. 7 Team with the most toothpaste in the cup wins. cups can be weighed or you can just eyeball it.

Too True, Too Often
Too often we don't realize What we have until it is gone Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones We hold dearest to our hearts And we allow foolish things To tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let Unimportant things into our minds And then it's usually too late To see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know How much they mean to you Take that time to say the words Before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate Everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot.

Too True
“We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.” Mother Theresa

The Too-too Sexy Hats I Love
I’ve always had a fetish for hats, ever since I was 11 when a cute boy gave me a burgundy porkpie hat that he claimed belonged to my older brother who had pilfered it from my Dad. What a hat trick that was! Between the fact that this was a gift from a hot boy and the incestuous insinuation of it having been worn by my sexy, older, rather emotionally remote brother and my even older, more emotionally remote father, I was in lust with that porkpie hat. Plus, I found that the hat sometimes "spoke" for me when I didn't want to speak, and I could pull down the brim and hide behind it when I didn't want to face the world. I wore that hat until it wore out. By that time, I was 16 and had developed a small hat collection including several caps, three more porkpies and a big floppy felt number tie-dyed by yours-truly with a peace sign on top (my tasteful mother was mortified by its gross vulgarity). At Yale, I only wore hats when I was in theatrical productions, which was just often enou

Too Tired To Process Thought...
Tubeway Army.You Are In My VisionFade to scenes of violence. Like a TV screen but silent. Where the victims are all paid by the hour. Staring at the ceiling as she gyrates all around me. I'm trying to forget she's done this all before. Far too many people. For a quiet night with myself. Oh, I could be anyone tonight. Focus on a feeling I've detected while I was sleeping. Sing a chorus of On Broadway and deny it all. You are in my vision. I can't turn my face. You are in my vision. I don't move my eyes. You are in my vision. I don't move at all. You are in my vision. Delicate bodies that decay beneath their clothing. Play Gods in an empty house in Paris. The wreckage of our hero lies. Broken in the corner and. Everyone pretends they like to live that way. You are in my vision. I can't turn my face. You are in my vision. I don't move my eyes. You are in my eyes. I don't move at all. You are in my vision. So... new theory for a new short(ish) story (novella) ... Listen to Replicas,

Tooth Number Eighteen, Stay With Me
No, I do NOT want tooth number eighteen – to my now-official dentist, Dr. Greer, whom my wife referred me to and I saw for an “extraction” yesterday morning, that’s the tooth furthest back on my lower left jaw – back. Part of it had broken away and I’d been dealing with intermittent mouth pain there for weeks. Usually when I ask to see any doctor it takes a back seat to my wife and children’s medical needs for sheer financial consideration. But Martha can relate to tooth pain and how annoying it is – she’s missing several back teeth and also has a gap in her smile now due to a chipped, broken tooth. And since my bill got merged with hers, we’ll be paying what I think is quite reasonable for an extraction of a tooth; considering I’d last visited a dentist ten years ago, the penalty on my mouth was not steep at all! Dr. Greer and his assistant Monica did an x-ray of my whole mouth since those folded boards dentists pu

Tootsie Roll History Http://www.history.com/
http://www.history.com/shows/modern-marvels/videos/tootsie-rolls Tootsie Rolls Modern Marvels takes us inside the tootsie roll warehouse and shows us just where our favorite candy comes from. You need to check out this greatclip on where the candy came from and how it came to be so famous.

To Our Troops
We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful. I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag! had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted liv

Too Unique To Be Understood...
This actually goes with my post Fire is the desire I will be Me the noise of this world presents a cheap imitation, demanding i listen, obey or miss out. compelling it is as I mostly submit, hoping my fire desired will be found in its midst. Hopeless, i find it, I do admit. Submit I say,no longer, I will not. I will be me. just wait and see. deny you can't as unique I'll be. just wait and see. I'll prove to you how different I'll be. Just wait and see. Set apart like no other, different, yes, I must be. Just wait and see. I need to be me, unique, not like any other indeed, you will see. Indeed I succeed in separating myself. Set apart, above, on the top shelf. I am here, I made it, for all to see..... Still empty still hopeless how can that be. Where is everyone I wanted to show.. they need to see.. they need to know. all this work it wasn't for me it was for everyone else to see just how unique I could make myself be. A small voice from down deep could be silent

To Our Gi's
To our Gi's that: Wish they had a hot meal Wish they had a hot shower Go to sleep alone each night Get up each day and do their job without complaint Willingly leave their loved ones for the good of many To Our GIs that Spend more than one holiday alone Away from HOME Rely on letters and postcards to keep them sane This year I am thankful for YOU.. for without you I could not have what I do, do what I do, and be who I am. To Our GIs.. May your days away from your loved ones be short, and the love you feel in your heart be strong.. and may we never forget what you sacrifice for us, the many, the selfish.

To Our Troops
I recently received this in an e-mail....Please pass this on to as many people that you can...we can never forget...we must always remember! A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I strugg

To Our Friends And Family
Psalm 78:7 “That they might set their hope in God, and not forget the works of God, but keep His commandments.” On June 8, 1845, Andrew Jackson said, “The Bible is the rock upon which our Republic rests.” Just a few years prior in 1820, another of our forefathers, Daniel Webster said, “Let us not forget the religious character of our origin.” In the days of our founding fathers, people didn’t quibble about the Bible’s importance. Our forefathers brought hither their high veneration for the Christian religion, being journeyed in its light and labored in its hope. They sought to incorporate, listen to, and infuse its influence through all their institutions: civil, political, and literary. American heritage is important, but so is your personal spiritual heritage as a believer and as a family. Why not take some time this week to write down the spiritual heritage of your family?

To Our Fallen
Ye sleepers, who will sing you? We can but give our tears -- Ye dead men, who shall bring you Fame in the coming years? Brave souls . . . but who remembers The flame that fired your embers? . . . Deep, deep the sleep that holds you Who one time had no peers. Yet maybe Fame's but seeming And praise you'd set aside, Content to go on dreaming, Yea, happy to have died If of all things you prayed for -- All things your valour paid for -- One prayer is not forgotten, One purchase not denied. But God grants your dear England A strength that shall not cease Till she have won for all the Earth From ruthless men release, And made supreme upon her Mercy and Truth and Honour -- Is this the thing you died for? Oh, Brothers, sleep in peace! By: Robert Ernest Vernède

To Our Troops
Thank you for the freedom you gave me. I know its home once again you wish to see. I wish you well and take care. I know it must be hard the visions you bare. Friends and family nieghbors alike. Once again come home to ride a bike. Though it all looks rough. I know you all are touch. So this agin I say to thee. Wishes well and come home to be free

To Our Loved Ones Far Away From Us
To our loved one far away, Whose strength and years this war devours, Whose sacrifice is also ours, For whose return we daily pray: Rest assured your home awaits, Your cheering squad, your loyal fans, The mouseketeers who share your plans, Your dreams, your tears, your gifts, your fate. We are the circle of your love, The wagons 'round your willing heart That keep despair and faith apart And bring the muffins where you move. There is no limit to our pride In who you are and what you do. All our fortunes rest with you Across a desert bleak and wide

To Our Armed Forces
Fight Strong Here's your rifle, hold it steady This is war, no one's ready you are young, just a child you won't see home for quite awhile still yet you are of such importance you're so scared you can't say a full sentence you're sweaty, dirty, and scared to death many around have taken their last breath will you get home to see your wife you had no time to live your life higher ranks yell out orders you can't hear the blood and stench is hard to bare without noticing you start to cry you know you don't want to die then you're brave, breathing fast who cares how long this war will last no one cares if you do wrong just don't run and just fight strong Written in 2003 by Chezley Ebenreiter

To Our Loved Ones
Our loved ones that are off and fighting, we often find ourselves writing, wondering how they are, the distance being way too far, will they be ok, where are they going to lay, we want them back here to stay, will they live, or will they die, am i to be the one to cry, we want them home and in our lives, they want to be home with thier wives, families have lost there dear ones, people have lost there dear sons, daughters out there have it the worst, because they are always cursed, men in that place feel no shame, and the usa they think is the one to blame, we want our loved ones back, not brought home on a rack, to hold them in our hearts, never wanting us again to part, come back home safe and sound, watch how my heart will pound, as we see each other again, i will be glad to have my best friend home again, so to the ones still over there, we will always be here, waiting and loving you, because we are all the red, white, and blue, and to our loved ones we

To Our Nations Finest
u know sometimes it may be hard for some people to express themselves when it comes to our nations finest, but i am not one of those. 6 yrs ago i was not able to be with my family when the worst day of our history happened yet, but today i am. i want to give a great big salute to all the soldiers and their families who have or is still serving to protect our country, yes i wish u could all come home but i also understand there is a job to do out there, so from my family to urs, thank you and god bless to all of you. u r in the prayers of the "redneck Mafia Family" love odinsmomma

To Our Fighting Men Everywhere
am i so easy for the soldiers and sailors i feel for every man who comes along my heart goes out to all the men who are alone and oversea fighting for freedom that we so much enjoy love to write about the men and their loves i also write about sadness which i dont love write because it helps clear my mind love the comments written about them will listen to a sad love song feel the joy of the tune and lyrics i am all hip hop with a lil salsa thown in Brandy's have you ever will mellow out my mood Thank you to all who serve in our military!!! i can not do enough for you our military in my own way i try to do as much as i can to always show you what you are fighting for

To Our Troops
i got this poem from a friend hope it makes you think as much as it made me TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORFE CHRISTMAS… “Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree, No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, And on the wall pictures of far distant lands. With metals and badges, awards of all kinds. A sobering thought came to mind. For this house was different, so dark, and so dreary, The home of a soldier, no I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, so silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in disorder, Not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the Hero of whom I’d just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the famil

To Our Military Members During Christmas!! God Bless You All!!!!
A different type of Christmas poem: The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary an

To Our Troops
Today is the day and the reason you are still there today. A tear falls yesterday, today, and again tomorrow, for the sorrow that man has brought us. We as a whole must stay strong and stand, not for ourself but for our Brother our neighbor. For Freedom does not come without peace, you must first have peace within your self to be free. Because there is soilder in all of us. Wrote and Dedicated to all past, present, and future Soilders MaryJo....your coca-cola-girl =)

To Our Troops In Iraq
You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezeki

To Our Friends
i am writing this with love in my heart and happier than i have ever been!! Harley and i have found eachother and have fell in-love..but We have lost friends due to Our happiness...We cherish Our TRUE friends that have stuck by Us and are happy We are in-love and happy...We wish to keep and show love to Our true friends and have clean fun on this great site FuBar..We only ask respect of you as We give that respect back..so We hope to keep Our friends but also understand We will lose some that only wanted Us to play with and not because they wanted Us to be happy!..We love and appreciate Our awesome true friends..be happy and keep the love flowing and We will keep being Harley and Rose, the same people We have always been..just now We are happy and in-love..thanks so much with respect always...Your friends.....Rose and Harley1961.....hugssssssssssssssssssssss

To Our Lost Friends And Loved Ones
Back in 2007, I lost my 7 month old neice. Her name was Rebecca Raine Mink. Before she pasted being that she lived in texas with my sister and other family, i didnt spend much time with her or the rest of the family. I didnt really care to honestly... my family and i dont really see eye to eye (most of them ne ways). After she pasted, I realized that it is not right to not be with family. It really sucks that it took that to make me realize it, but it did. I never got to hold her or talk to her. First time I touched her she was cold and in a coffin. It hurt me so bad. The reason for this blog is to get you to thinking.Even though you may not like a person in your family does not mean you should not have anything to do with them. You never know when they will not be there anymore. You never want to take friends or family for granted.Or anyone for that matter. We have all had friends who have pasted. I went to school with alot of them and I stopped talking to them, and never got to say

To Our Military Men And Women
There are many men and women all over that as of Jan 1, 2010 will be shipping out to serve our country be it in Kwait, Afghanistan, or other parts that they are called to go. http://www.youtube.com/v/_VguLVZtHzs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"> We as the civilians take this for granted and expect these men and women to do what they are doing. To protect and serve..But take the time to just think about what they are giving up, and what they are really doing. They are giving their lives for ours and leaving their ( husbands, wives, children, and families) behind to make sure that we live in a form of peace and harmony. This song is to the ones that have served and we have lost in this war, or were badly wounded to serve and protect they should not be forgotten either. http://www.youtube.com/v/4NRtVok2usI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"> So i would like to dedicate this song to all the men and women who are serving, and to all their families that are waiting o

To Our Troops
Support our troops…. They are people that have volunteered to do that which we believe we cannot. Support our troops…. We sit here in our comfortable houses and enjoy our TV, our cars, free time at the local bar, community theatre, friends and family. They are there in the blistering heat, or arctic cold waiting for something to go wrong and to fix it for us. We do not even think about it and don't want to know. Support our troops…. There are some things that you do and don't do. They are told to do those things and are encouraged to like it so that they are desensitized to the brutality that they have to endure. Support our troops… Some politicians think of our troops as dollars in their wallets. Then again if they were like dollars in their wallets then we would not be where we are. He would know how precious each one is to them and would not want to part with a single one. Instead they spends them like our hard earned tax money that they know is not theirs, but spend t

Too Whom It May Concern
As of today/tonight i am no longer going to rate anyone who does not return the rates.. I realize that i get points to but it is the gesture of returning the favor so if you dont return the favor i am also removing you from my friends list... This is my way of relaxing after an 8 hour work day so it is not all about the points it is just about being nice showing love and returning the love so please if i am rating your pics or stashes or even blogs i am askiing for you to return the love thank you ps if you have helped me level up this is not meant for you. but if you just wanta hang out on my list and be a friend and not help me like you want me too help you then all i can say is pooooof be gone. love&respect youre friend i hope david

Too Whom It May Concern
I have been on this site for over 2 years and for the most part I have helped as many as possible. I started out spending alot of time on here. Most of my days was just going too find people that needed leveled.. How many in reality would go through the top scores too see who was getting close and contacting them too see if they wanted help. Some we just did on our own. Then things changed in real life. I now work full time and on most days dont get here until late. I work anywhere from 8-14 hours a day. Now the sad part is too get comments that Im choosey on whom I help is far from real. I help anyone and everyone. People I dont even have on my own friends list. If you seen some of the messages I have gotten its crazy. Im going too be honest with all of you. Put yourself in these shoes walk the walk before you talk your talk. You dont know me or the heart I have for people. I love leveling but selfish people have really take the fun out of it. Some of you I have helped level and

To Own Or To Be Owned?!?!
I have never been in an auction or bidded on an auction. I'm not sure which is better. I "TRY" to help my friends out the best that I can when I am available. I bidded on a friend & actually won the bid, heres her link so stop by her page & tell her that she has a Wonderful Owner (smile) ~I know I'm Your Favorite ! ~Assist. Manager@ The WolfPack Owned by Buckeye Babe~@ fubar

Too.. (work In Progress, Lyrics By Me)
Too late, you say it with gustoyou have nothing but rust under your feetToo soon, you cast your judgement on meyou damn me with words incompleteso lost...you havent a clue who I ambut you dont give a damn about it allSo you decide to just let me fallBreak me down, let me fall (Take Me) undertow(Make Me) grovel below your feet, humble me

Too Young To Die
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way Dave Enmerson

Too Young!
Okay, here at my house, if the phone rings before 8, generally, it's not good news that comes through from the other end of the line. The phone rings at 7 this morning. For starters, although an only child, I have a pretty big family and a lot of aunts and uncles, who are at "that" age. But this time, it was someone, no where near that age! My aunt called to let me know that my cousin died last night in a car wreck. Mind you, she just got a brand new car last week and not the first vehicle that she wrecked. I wasn't close to her...I had not seen her in a long time BUT she is gone. Just that quick! She was 20!!!!!!! She has a brother who is younger and hopefully with the help of one of my aunt and uncle's raising him, he will be in a better place as he becomes an adult and carries on because he wasn't exposed as much to the drug & alcohol world like she had been by her mother, who I love but she had/has (will have again I'm afraid now) lots of those issues. At one time, I was extremely

Too Young
we sit here and take things forgranted, but u never know when ur time is up,it could be tommorow or it could be 20 yrs from now we dont know. so why dont you do stuff that u want to take time out for urself for ur kids family and spend time wit them.. Ann i will miss you u were to young to go only 30 sweetie. we had some good times back in the days i will never for get them .. workin the haunted house in the old sears buildin when it use to be there was the best times we had, spendin the night over each others houses and stayin up all night and gettin into trouble all the time them where the days, u would never see us apart back then ,then we grew up and became moms had our famliy, now urs lost u and i lost an old freind, i know what ur family is goin through now is because i went through this in 2003 when the father of my 2 oldest kids past away and i wish them well... miss ya girl ,, lova 4-ever ur in a good place now , ur up with michael he'll show u around the kids father has bee

Too Young.
Ok, I'm really really really too young to have to say good bye to ppl I went to high school with. This week I had the displeasure of losing two more fellow classmates. One I graduated with and one I dated(i graduated with his brother). R.I.P. Gary T and Pete T. You will never be forgotten. In other news, last night I had hand bell choir practice. I didn't go inside the church to see the damage like I planned. It was such a pain dragging tables and bells out. My director told me that we will not be playing January, nor will we practice till the basketball season is over with. It is too much of a hassel moving around all the time with basketball and church meetings. I play next Wed. night. I will try to get somebody to record us. This morning I woke up shortly before 4 this morning freezing my ass off. I told my husband about it when I picked him up at 4:30. He wasn't very happy. He thought he had to just relight the pilot but that didn't work. I'm going to have to call my

The Top 4
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle

Top 3
I have found that the top 3 things to have a happy and long lasting relationship is. 50/50- Let the relationship be 50/50 not him 10 and you 90 or you 20 and him 60 it has to be equal. Trust- You got to have trust in the relationship. If you don't trust him or he don't trust you, or if you don't trust each other then why are you with each other. Communication- You got to talk things out. Don't be afraid to, let them know what you are feeling, trust me it goes along way. But if they don't want to talk don't push just let them know you are there to talk to. I have found out this works my relationship is still going strong. So take my advice and if your still not sure ask someone who is divorced what went wrong . It works they will tell you unless they are still sore about the subject.

Top 50
top 50 Body: top 50 Body: 50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like cheese? Yes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no and never will 3. Do you own a gun? Yes 4. Your favorite song? because of you by kelly clarkson 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs? luv them with slaw with hot sauce 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? christmas shoes 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coke 9. Can you do push ups? No 10. Is your bathroom clean? Yes 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? earrings 12. Favorite Hobby? sleeping 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite/same sex? i have to think on that one 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no i don't 15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? myself period 16.Where's this question? i think 17 ate it! 17. Name

Top 20
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Top 5
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Top 10
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! I made sure and used songs I thought everyone would know, since my favorite artist is a group that a lot of you have never heard of! Good Luck! So here's my top 10: #1: "I'm not the type to get my heart broken, I'm not the type to get upset and cry..." #2: "Hey dad look at me, Think back and talk to me..." #3: "I got a lot to say to you, Yeah, I got a lot to say..." #4: "She married when she was 20, She thought she was ready..." #5: "Lay beside me, tell me what they've done..." #6: "My hair's a wreck, Mascara runs..." #7: "Take all of your

Top 10
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1: This was bound to happen, it was just a matter of time 2: You walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yacht 3: At first I was afraid, i was petrified 4: State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy 5: I just gotta tell you what I saw last night 6: Now that its all said and done 7: ha ha well now, we call this the act of mating 8: turn down the lights, turn down the bed 9: you say you're doing better, for your sake i hope its true 10: when it comes to love, i've had my doubts

Top 10
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Top 10
10. I have to poop 9. Smile for the camera 8. This is your first time, right? 7. When is this supposed to feel good? 6. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 5. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper 4. Hey mmmm........ 3. I was so horny tonight, I would have slept with a crack ho.. 2. Get off me, I'll do it myself 1. You're almost as good as my EX..

Top 10
10. tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go 9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your life, they're loose!" 8. hen the money comes out of the ATM yell "I won, I won!" 7. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To GO" 6.With a serious face order a diet water whenever you go out to eat 5. In the memo field of all your checks write "For marijuana 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten overthier caffine addiction, switch to espresso 3.Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that 2.Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice 1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see how many slow down

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Top 10 (adult)
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All I see is tears, All I hear is crying, All they talk about is suffering, All they do is cry. I try not to hear, I try not to cry, I try to always look happy I try not to make tears fall out of my eyes. I want the pain to go away, as fast as it came, I want everybody to be happy, I want my life to be tame. I want things to be alright. I pray for my dad to be strong, I pray for my mom to be healthy, I pray for the things that I did wrong, I pray for my family to be happy again. I need a friend to rely on, I need to be brave, I need hope in my life, I need faith. You try to hide the pain that's dwelling inside of you. How can I make it through the day? How can I make things better? How can I help in any way? How can I take all this pain? I can do things on my own, I can do the chores by myself, I can make it through the pain, I can try and make everything better. I hope the things I do can help in any little way, I hope this day will neve

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Your first date with Mary Jane is next Friday and you are trying your damnedest to prepare for it. Of all the things you must take care of -- what to wear, how to smell, choosing the right time and so on -- what is the most important thing to remember? You need some date ideas: As taught in every business class around the world, the most important thing to remember is location, location, location. Where to go? No matter how much you try to look your best and spit-shine your car for that extra gloss, you are only as good as what you have to offer. This means that the slickest and smoothest talker has to follow up with fun and original date ideas. Remember the saying, "Actions speak louder than words?" Well, it couldn't be any truer in this situation. You might rant about how much you enjoy extreme sports and living life in the fast lane, but when the first date comes around, inline-skating starts to seem like a pretty tame and unoriginal idea. What does this say about you

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Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Second Place: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to t

Top 4 Adult Jokes
>Fourth Place: > > > A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow >goes into her breast. > >They are both quite startled. > >The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your >breast, I know you'll forgive me." > >She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >----------------------- > >Third Place: > > > One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing >his wife's arm. > >The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist >appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." > >The husband, rejected, turns over. > >A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. > >"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >------------------------ > >Runner Up: > > >Bill worked in a p

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Top 10 As Of 6/15/2008
10. If you had a social life before you got married, you can go ahead and kiss it good-bye. Especially in my case since I've lost all but 4 of my friends during the 2 1/2 years I was married. 9. You wanna have this for dinner? Tough luck. I only eat chicken. I don't eat beef or pork. Oh but guess what, Jill...we're having steaks for dinner. *barf* 8. Perfect credit? BUAHAHAHAHA not anymore. Oh yeah my credit was great...now it blows. Yay dumb ass!!! You have succeeded yet again to ruin something for me. 7. At one time all my bills were updated and paid off. Hey you got about $2,000 I can borrow? Yeah it's gonna cost me about that to pay everything off now. 6. Back seat windows up that's the way I like to fuck...well used to. What's a sex drive? Haha... 5. Oh you have the flu? You better get your fucking ass to work, bitch! Yeah...I've been sick since 6/9/08 and I'm still not better and also not allowed to go to the doctor. 4. Oh my vehicle broke down...can you take me

Top 100 Albums Of The Last 25 Years
Entertainment Weekly released a list of their "Top 100 albums of the past 25 years"...but its a joke. Read my take on it here: http://web.mac.com/tony.b.cook/Quarter_in_the_Jar/Blog/Entries/2008/6/21_dear_entertainment_weekly...we_are_so_over.html

Topaz In E/r And Needs Prayers And Comments
Topaz is at the E/R and has pain in her side. She was dehydrated from Being sick last few days. we are waiting for cat scan to see what it is. Please send her prayers and comments. thank you

Top 4 Adult Jokes
Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.' ------------------------------------------------- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------- Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day t

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Top 10 Albums?
I'm curious about the musical tastes of my friends. What would you say is your 10 most favorite CD's? I'll try to list mine (afraid I might forget one but oh well!) If you can't think of 10 just mention a few of your favorites. 1. AC/DC Back In Black 2. Blues Traveler - Four 3. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Pronounced 4. Hootie & The Blowfish - Cracked Rear View 5. Guns & Roses - Appetite for Destruction 6. Metallica - Black Album 7. Def Leppard - Pyromania 8. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Second Helping 9. Blues Traveler - Travelers and Thieves 10. Little Feat - Dixie Chicken *Side note here, I love Charlie Daniels and Merle Haggard but all I know from them is compiliation type CD's, which I don't think ought to count. hehehe

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Topaz Angel (skewed Poem For My Wife To Be)
I saw you come, fall as delicate as the snow, An Angel crossed his path with grace, With wings of sillver shing under the sun, Flew with such grace past his face, I saw the birth , I saw the life, Carried your burden & felt your pain, This life was stretchered out for us, Sketched in charcoal & painted delicate, Was & still is my jewel, keeps her safe, Watche's it shine under the pale lights, A beautiful blue shrouded with a pastel pink cloth, Halo shimmering gold, Polished & looking fine, Dancing through my mind those colour's, I just can not erase, She is my Angel!

To Pay Or Not To Pay?
So I got one hell of a surprise this morning and have come in to a little money. The majority of it I want to save in some way or another, but what I'm wondering about most is, should I pay off the one debt I owe? I owe the bank I used to use over a grand from when I first moved to yankee land and didn't have ny money. I don't know whether to pay them off now that I can, or just to ride it out until they give up on chasing me for it, like I've been told that they might. Suggestions?

Top 40, App Bonne Musique Dans Windows 8
C'est mercredi, 26 Décembre et se fatigue à partir des vacances de Noël-meilleur notebook . Ne sont pas non désireux de travailler, donc un bon moyen de commencer la journée est à l'écoute entre les meilleures mains internationaux de musique top 40 d'équipe et les présentateurs ayant la station de radio. Pour cela, nous utilisons la radio ou la mise en œuvre officielle de la station pour Windows 8. Metro application, conçue à la fois pour PC et tablette, ce qui nous permet non seulement d'écouter la radio en direct et chaque programme, mais les détails et des nouvelles sur les artistes en vedette des programmes, des groupes connus, des concours à venir .. . Les 40 pour Windows 8 comprend également une section de vidéos de musique, il faut le dire, est loin d'être satisfaisante, car elle utilise des vidéos YouTube et échouent souvent. Cependant, il ya aussi une section vidéo typique des années 40 est oui. Un aspect intéressant que j'ai aimé, c'est que en cliquant sur

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Although Intel has been fast in the desktop PC market, but so far it is hard to break into the mobile tablet android products to market. To this end, Intel is ready with the latest Bay Trail platform processors, but also hired the Korean giant Samsung dominate the martial arts in the mobile market, hoping to bring a bloody chip war. Recently, latest news leaked that Samsung has started to develop a new device is equipped with Intel Bay Trail platform processor, the device is likely to be a Tablet PC or deformable portable products, at least not the standard, purely Tablet PC, because it marked with the keyboard, but the system is temporarily unknown (Android or Windows 8?) As for the publication date must be in the second half of this year. Bay Trail platform is the first quad-core Atom mobile processor Intel specifies the fourth quarter of 2013, compared to the processor has been available for the Clover Trail processor performance improvements have more than 2 ti

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Top Back
Crem de la crem, homie...top shelf, ye know [I like my beat down low, down low, down low,(ye see me ridin' hard homie..haaaa) Down low, down low, down low,(how I like it) down low (how I like it, aye) I like my top let back, let back,(mannie fresh.. I got you nigga) let back Let back, let back, let back.(I'm gonna show these niggaz what to do with one of your beats, mayne..aye!) Aye holla if you like ya beat down low, down low(I'm shuttin the whole block down) Down low, down low, down low, down low, down low And ye top let back, let back,(here comes trouble homey) Let back, let back (I'ma tell you how the king like to ride homeboy),let back, let back, let back] [Chorus] I like my beat down low, and my top let back You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back (And if ye like ye) Kenwood hot, and ya top let back If ya rims sit high, and ya windows pitch black I like my beat down low, and my top let back You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back

Top Back
Haaaa...Mannie Fresh I got you nigga I'm gonna show these niggaz what to do with one of your beats I'm shuttin the whole block down Here comes trouble homey I'ma tell you how the king like to ride homeboy [Chorus: repeat 2X] I like my beat down low and my top let back Can see me ridin 24's with a chopper in the back Ya like ya Kenwood hot and ya top let back If ya rims sit high and ya windows pitch black [Verse 1] I'm the man in my city ain't nobody fuckin wit me You can ask the real niggaz and all the bad bitches I'm a known drug dealer I always have 50's And the thugs and the killers was all in class wit me SS'S on 26's watchin some television Shorty I'm never slippin got the berretta in vision And ready to pop the clip in, ready to get to trippin Ready to show these folks a celebrity pistol whippin Pimp stolen' the automobile and the roof for the tag missin Polices' try to pursue me it's nothin but gas given Addicted to fast livin, yes I'm one of my dads chi

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12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger. And the number 1 Country Song is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a few.

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16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

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16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

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10. I hate every bone in her body but mine. 9. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I woke up with a few. 8. If the phone don't ring, you'll know its me. 7. I've missed you, but my aim's improvin'. 6. Wouldn't take her to a dog fight cause i'm scared she'd win. 5. I'm so miserable without you its like your still here. 4. My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him. 3. She took my ring and gave me the finger. 2. Shes lookin' better with every beer. And the number 1 country song is..... 1. Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my ass out all day long!!!!

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

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Best Places For Business And Careers by Kurt Badenhausen, Forbes.com Mar 26th, 2008 ARTICLE TOOLS: Email article Printable view IM article Save to del.icio.us Bookmark What city is worth the high cost of living? Companies in the U.S. are facing myriad challenges, from the credit crunch to soaring commodity prices to corporate tax rates that are behind only Japan's among developed countries. What is a chief executive to do? Head south. In our 10th annual ranking of the Best Places for Business and Careers, the Southeast is home to half of the top 10 for a third straight year. But there is new blood near the top, including Lexington, Ky., Atlanta, Ga., and Richmond, Va. (Spokane, Wash., and Fort Collins, Colo., also made big jumps). Common themes for the business-welcoming metros include solid job growth, an educated labor supply and low business costs. Interestingly, six of the 10 metro areas are anchored by capital cities; maybe lobbyist spending boosts an ec

Top 10 Country And Western Songs.
Top 10 Country and Western songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

Top Charts Music 05-30-2008
Relentless Radio TOP TRACKS provided by MIZZ B HAVEN TOP CHARTS LIST COMPLILED FROM VARIOUS TOP 20 CHARTS SUCH AS AT40.COM, BILLBOARD.COM, NOT IN ORDER AND EXCLUDING COUNTRY 1. Leona Lewis Bleeding Love 1. Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown No Air 2. Usher Love In This Club featuring Young Jeezy 3. Ray J Sexy Can I 4. Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes 5. OneRepublic Stop And Stare 6. Sara Bareilles Love Song 7. Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major Lollipop 8. Rihanna Take A Bow 9. Danity Kane Damaged 10. Flo Rida Low 11. Buckcherry Sorry 12. Chris Brown With You 13. Chris Brown Forever 14. Natasha Bedingfield Pocketful Of Sunshine 15. Mariah Carey Touch My Body 16. Colbie Caillat Realize 17. Jesse McCartney Leavin' 18. Flyleaf All Around Me 19. David Cook The Time Of My Life 20. David Cook Dream Big 21. Usher Featuring Young Jeezy Love In This Club 22. Ray J & Yung Berg Sexy Can I 23. Natasha Bedingfield Po

Top 10 Can You Get Them?
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: Private message me if you know the answers. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1. It's been a while I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting... 2. I'm holdin' on your rope 3. Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets stupified. 4. Another dream that will never come true 5. They say freak, When you're singled out 6. I love myself I want you to love me 7. County road 233, under my feet Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me 8. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... 9. Put the bottle down, finally got somethin

Top 10 Contenders
Who has the best shot to get in the Big Game? 1. San Diego Chargers The most talent + the weakest division = the best record. But, much like the Colts, this expected juggernaut could be thrown off course if injured stars don't heal as hoped. LaDainian Tomlinson looks fine, but does not have Michael Turner as his stunt double. Quarterback Philip Rivers and his knee appear ready, but game-breaking tight end Antonio Gates is a bit behind the rehab curve. The loaded defensive unit may be good enough to survive a less-than-deadly season from wounded linebacker Shawne Merriman, but will it be able to muscle the Chargers past their cronies in the AFC? 2. Minnesota Vikings To win the NFC North, they're going with a Chicago Bears philosophy (defense and ground-oriented offense) enhanced by a far superior Adrian Peterson model. A defense that stuffed the run last season could be much better against the pass if newcomer Jared Allen pressures quarterbacks into success for the Viking

Top 10 Cities For Poverty In The U.s.a.
TOP 10 CITIES FOR POVERTY IN THE U.S.A. Democrat leadership Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961; Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954; Cincinnati, OH (3rd)...since 1984; Cleveland, OH (4th)...since 1989; Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor; St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949; El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor; Milwaukee , WI (8th)...since 1908; Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952; Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907. Einstein once said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats --- yet are still disadvantaged. Interesting correlation

Top 3 Conservative Accomplishments
As I watch the news, or see the latest craziness from the far right wing conservatives I often wonder what merits of conservatism draws people to support it. So I decided to start asking my friends and it turned into a long running debate on whether or not conservatism had ever actually accomplished anything. My stand was that by definition conservatism could never accomplish anything, as its purpose was to withhold progress and maintain the status quo. We really couldn’t think of any great accomplishments that could be clearly attributed to conservatives. Instead in nearly every great social advancement through American history, it was conservatives fighting on the wrong side against the progressives. Slavery, Womens rights, Segregation, Gay rights, and so forth were all fights where progressive ideals overcame strong conservative opposition. Sadly we are still fighting all of these battles against conservatives who still think we’re living in the dark

Top 5 Construction To Create Your Ceremonial Invitations
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Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- Rock
Pick your favorite song then i will count the vote and they will be played Friday nights! One genre a Friday! :D Korn-"Get up"(ft Skrillex) Buckcherry-"Crazy Bitch" Queen-"Bohemian Rhapsody" Nickleback-"If Today Was Your Last Day Nickleback-"Rockstar" Lynyrd Skynyrd-"Sweet Home Alabama" Led Zeppelin-Stairway To Heaven Metallica-"Enter Sandman" GooGoo Dolls-"Iris Linkin Park-"Numb" Volbeat-"Fallen" Europe-"The Final Countdown" Lynyrd Skynyrd-"Free Bird" Black Sabbath-"War Pigs" Nickleback-"Burn it to the Ground" Nickleback-"Photograph" Saving Abel-"Addicted" Ozzy-"Crazy Train" Nickleback-"Far Away" Linkin Park-"In the End"

Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- R&b
Pick your favorite song and i will count the votes and the top 20 countdown will be played Fridays! Each genre a friday. Kelly Rowland-"Motivation" Jeremih-"Down on Me" Lady Gaga-"Poker Face" Chris Brown-"Look at me Now"(Ft. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes) Lady Gaga-"Just Dance" Cupid-"Cupid Shuffle" Miguel-"Sure Thing" Usher-"More"(Redone Jimmy Joker Remix) Usher-"DJ Got us Fallin' In Love"(Ft Pitbull) Lady Gaga-"Paparazzi" Jill Scott-"So In Love"(Ft. Anthony Hamilton) Trey Songz-"Bottoms up"(ft. Nicki Minaj) Beyonce-"Single Ladies" Mary J Blige-"Someone to love me"(naked) Chris Brown -"She Ain't You" Gnarles Barkley-"Crazy" Rihanna-"Disturbia" Keri Hilson-"Pretty Girl Rock"(ft. Kanye West) Usher-"OMG"(Ft Will.i.am) Usher-"Yeah!"(Ft lil John & Ludacris)

Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- Pop
Pick your favorite song then i will count the vote and they will be played Friday nights! One genre a Friday! Adele-"Rolling In the Deep" Jennifer Lopez-"On the Floor" Katy Perry-"E.T."(Ft. Kanye West) Afrojack & Nayer,Pitbull-"Give me Everything"(ft Neyo) Bruno Mars-"The Lazy Song" The Black Eyed Peas-"Just Can't Gte Enough" Lmfao-"Party Rock Anthem" Rhianna-"S&M" Selena Gomez & the Scene-"Who Says" Taio Cruz-"Dynamite" Christina Perri-"Jar of Hearts" Ke$ha-"Blow" Lady Gaga-"Born This Way" Jesse J-"Price Tag" Brinteney Spears-"Till the World Ends" Lady Gaga-"Edge of Glory" Beyonce-"Run the world"(girls) Adele-"Rolling in the Deep" The Black Eyed Peas-"I gotta Feeling" Bruno Mars-"Grenade"

Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- Country
Pick your favorite song then i will count the vote and they will be played Friday nights! One genre a Friday! Lady Antebellum-"Just a kiss" Blake Shelton-"Honey Bee" Rascal Flatts-"I Won't Let Go" Luke Bryan-"Country Girl"(Shake it For Me) Jason Aldean-"Dirt Road Anthem" Zac Brown Band-"Knee Deep"(ft Jimmy Buffett) The Band Perry-"If I Die Young" Lady Antebellum-"Need You Now" Taylor Swift-"Mean" Eric Church-"Homeboy" Brad Paisley-"Old Alabama"(Ft Alabama) Zac Brown Band-"Colder Weather" Sugarland-"Stuck like Glue" Jason Aldean-"Don't You Wanna Stay"(ft. Kelly Clarkson) Thompson Square-"Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not" Chris Young-"Tomorrow" Dierks Bentley-"Am I the only one" Sara Evans-"A Little Bit Stronger" Eli Young Band-"Crazy Girl" Rascal Flatts-"My Wish"

Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- Hip-hop/rap
Pick your favorite song then i will count the vote and they will be played Friday nights! One genre a Friday! Lupe Fiasco-"The Show Goes On" DJ Khaled-"I'm On One"(Ft. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne) Nicki Minaj-"Super Bass" Dr. Dre-"I Need a Doctor" New Boyz-"Backseat"(Ft. The Cataracs & Dev) Kanye West-"All of the Lights" Wiz Khalifa-"Roll up" Cupid-"Cupid Shuffle" Lil Wayne-"John" Lil Wayne-"6 Foot 7 Foot" YC Worldwide-"Racks" Nicki Minaj-"Moment 4 Life" Diddy-Dirty Money-"Coming Home" Flo Rida-"Club Can't Handle Me"(Ft. David Guetta) Eminem-"Love the Way you Lie"(Ft Rihanna) Lil Wayne-"How to Love" Wiz Khalifa-"Black and Yellow" Ace Hood-"Hustle Hard remix"

Top 10 Country Songs
Top Ten Country Western Songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3.. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better

Top Chicks
I took a look at the top chicks and I was blown away! They look like rejects from the pig farm. Why are they the top chicks? MMMM let's see. Cause they have a paid account? Cause they know how to bullshit people to get want they want. And what they want is to be top chick here. And what do they get for it?????????????????MONEY? NO FAME NO So why do it???? Cause they need the feeling of power. But guess what. You do not have the power. FUBAR just FUCKED you. Your all that on fubar and nothing in real life.

Top Charming And Fascinating Tourist Place To Visit In Kerala
Kerala is located in the south-west of India located delightfully in the south-west. It has so many charming and fascinating tourist places and more wonderfully it is blessed with tempting tourist places and sightseeing spots. So if you are really looking for some enigmatic tourist place to enjoy and savour, don’t think beyond Kerala, a state where nature rule and shows its supremacy by grabbing the heart and soul of the visitors. Kerala has so many enigmatic and exciting tourism destinations and among them, some of the top renowned places are: Munnar Munnar is an outstanding beautiful and is located delightfully at the confluence of the three picturesque rivers that enhance the beauty of this hill station by leaps and bounds and mummar is one of the best cool tourist palce. It has so many wonderful and exciting tourism attractions that fascinates and allures tourists from all over. Some of the remarkable attractions are Mattupetty, Rajamalai, Top Station, Marayoor, Chinnar W

Top Charming And Interesting Places To Visit On Darjeeling Trip
Situated high in the lap of the inviting and enigmatic Himalayas, the quaint and picturesque town of Darjeeling is globally famous. The town is known all over the world for its enigmatic and charming natural beauty, inviting landscapes, sprawling tea gardens and exciting collection of tourist attractions. More of all the pleasant and the cool atmosphere, scintillating sightseeing spots and more of all the cool and warm hospitality make it the most beautiful place and sought after holidaying destination in Northeast India. Darjeeling has so many charming tourism attractions and among those many some of the enticing and alluring attractions that are worth to visit during Darjeeling tourism packages are listed below: Padmaja Naidu Himalayan Zoological Park Located few kilometres from the main town of Darjeeling, PHNZP or Padmaja Naidu Himalayan Park is home to many endangered which are on the verge of extinctions. Some of the worth to see animals are yak, Himalayan Tahr, Barking Deer,

Top 10 Dirty Golf Sayings......that Aint Dirty
10. Nuts! ...my shaft is bent 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker 7. Look at the size of his putter 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't: 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

Top 10 Detox Foods
As 2007 swings into gear, there's no better time to give your body a healthy, fresh start than now! Plus if you're thinking about lowering your weight - and your RealAge "eating clean" is a great first step. Add these 10 foods to your grocery cart and you'll get three terrific benefits: 1. Lots of super-healthy liquids to flush out the body while pouring in nutrients. 2. Fiber to keep your GI tract fit. 3. Foods that energize cleansing enzymes in the liver, your body's built-in detox center. The top 10: 1. Green leafy vegetables. Eat them raw, throw them into a broth, add them to juices. Their chlorophyll helps swab out environmental toxins (heavy metals, pesticides) and is an all-round liver protector. 2. Lemons. You need to keep the fluids flowing to wash out the body and fresh lemonade is ideal. Its vitamin C - considered the detox vitamin - helps convert toxins into a water - soluble form that?s easily flushed away. 3. Watercress. Put a handful into salads, soups

Top 10 Dating Tips
I thought I would bring you the top 10 dating tips I have gathered along the way in the hope of assisting and enlightening those who need assistance. If you are new to the dating scene, a regular or just simply someone trying to meet someone new there should always be time for top dating tips, advice, information and things to consider. None of us are dating experts otherwise we would have a magic formula to present to others. And no, looks are not the magic formula otherwise all supermodels would be blissfully happy - which they are not my friend. Good looking people the world over struggle when it comes to affairs of the heart. Think of all the major figures in history who have fallen in matters of romance. The truth is, there are no magic formulas, no perfect tricks of the trade, no cunning ways of trapping Mr. or Miss Right and no top dating tips that wave a magic wand. But there are some essential facts that you should always bear in mind along the way. Dating tips are just

Top Dance Crew Part 1
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Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans"
When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....stop it. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind sc

Top 50 Dumbest Conservative Quotes
(Editor's note: Whatever your political beliefs, we can all agree that people say the dumbest things. Below, you'll find some some stupid conservative quotes put together by Sasha Brown-Worsham. For equally stupid -- and funny -- gaffs made by their liberal counterparts, read 50 Dumb Liberal Quotes.) When politicians and pundits mess up, flub their words, or make Freudian slips, they often do so in the most spectacularly hilarious ways. Former Vice President Dan Quayle reminded us not to lose our minds. (That would be a truly terrible loss, after all.) And Sarah Palin volunteered that that she was keeping an eye on Putin -- and on all of Russia -- from her perch up there in Alaska (you betcha!). Below, you'll find 50 more of the dumbest conservative quotes we've come across. No matter what your politics, we hope you'll have a good laugh. "When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." ~ Richard M. Nixon "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as

Top 10 Des Performances 3d Plus Rapide Comprimés
Le monde des notebook cooler augmente chaque jour, sans cesse nous rencontrons des modèles de plus en plus puissant en termes de matériel interne est concerné. Nous avons actuellement des comprimés disponibles avec processeurs quad-core, de grandes quantités de RAM, un écran HD et des fonctions multiples disponibles. Comme nous l'avons fait avec le Top 10 des smartphones le plus rapide des performances 3D, aujourd'hui nous faisons la même chose mais dans ce cas, nous allons voir le Top 10 des comprimés meilleures performances 3D. Les comprimés sont devenus un des dispositifs vraiment attractifs et il est clair que la part de marché est en augmentation. Pratiquement tous les fabricants ont un modèle disponible, parmi lesquels nous mettons en évidence l'iPad, la Galaxy Tab ou le récent Samsung Nexus 7 à partir de Google, y compris de nombreux modèles de marques telles que Asus, Acer, HP ou Toshiba. Aujourd'hui, nous pouvons facilement trouver des modèles de tablettes qui p

To Penny Dancing With Thanatos
they said penny was her name copper-tone hair reflecting the ego's innate disatisfaction the inner eye of the universe infinitely bored, eternally shut hair flowing in all the cardinal directions oh, how she wore her seductive asteroid belt. destroyer! even austere aphrodite would not dare inquire of this elliptic elegeance this solar heat... each suitor a bromide... the stars, but a twinkle in her congo red eyes the denouement of uncertain plans come to fruition at last in solid oak and she still looks redoubtable even in shut coffin at eighty six her black dress a terrible glove on the carcass her insane will sallied forth upon the unsuspecting spirits on her desperate fingers, carbuncle her domicile, an empty aerie. VJA 2006

Top 10 Elf Pick-up Lines
1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4. "I can get you off the naughty list" 5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler" 8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man" 9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig" 10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

To Peace Or Hell
"The Spirits have all but fled judgement I rot, alone, insane, Where the forest whispers puce laments for me From amidst the pine and wreathed wolfsbane Beyond these walls, wherein condemned To the gloom of an austere tomb I pace with feral madness sent Through the pale beams of a guiltless moon Who, bereft of necrologies, thus Commands creation over the earth Whilst I resign my lips to death A slow cold kiss that chides rebirth Though one last wish is bequathed by fate My beauty shalt wilt, unseen Save for twin black eyes that shalt come to take My soul to peace or Hell for company"

To Perfect In Life - Or Sumpthin Profound *smile*
The process of perfecting (spiritually) is like making a sword. You are tempered by fire just like the steel. If that steel had any consciousness, imagine it screaming. It has been burned and hammered, and yet what comes out is a perfect, beautiful sword. It takes alot of burning and alot of hammering to make your soul perfect.

To Pease Milord
To Please Milord The hushed room shimmers with dancing firelight. Dozens of creamy pillars, set softly aglow, Like tiny stars tethered for milord’s pleasure. Crystal goblets, filled with warm, glittering merlot Hold captive the tiny fiery reflections, As though the flames themselves wait to be swallowed. Perfect roses, beautiful, blood red, heady and sweet, Set their aroma adrift on the soft night breeze. Fragrances, exotic, hypnotic, intimate, envelope me. My pale skin, still damp from the bubble bath, glows gently pink. Oils, cinnamon and sandalwood, infuse my flesh, leaving it soft and lush. I sweep my hands over my arms, with a tiny hug for myself. A moment’s chill as I anticipate his hands where mine are now… And what shall I wear to please milord this evening? There is no question: His desires are second nature to me now. Rich crimson satin spills over my body, finding every curve. I smooth the chemise, hands cupping my breasts as I know his will do Coaxi

To People
I want to spend time with my family members specially my mom but she dont want to spend no time with me cause i guess she dont want too or what i wish i knew but you know what ill be ok with or without her. She was there when i was growing up but she has her days ill guess ill let it slide but its gonna kick her in the ass when i do shit on my own. she might relieze i dont need her as much as i need i am a strong person and i can do it on my own.

To People I Should Thank For Being Honest
At times I open my mouth and say things I shouldn't say. And I do apoglize for what I've said in the past and you do know how I'm talking to if there is every a time when I need to talk to you it's now.............

Top 10 Email Turnoffs For Women
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you on the second emai

Top Elf Pickup Lines (last Of The Email)
* "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?" * "We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle." * "That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there." * "Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay." * "One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel." * "Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos." * "I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who's Jewish." * "Not everything about me is tiny." * "That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling." * "I'm down here!" * "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy." * "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt." * "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler." * "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig." * "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners." * "I taught Santa everything he knows." * "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." * "I'm free on Christmas Eve." * "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you." * "I've got the keys to the

The Top 15 Euphemisms For Losing Your Virginity
20. Throwing out the First Pitch 19. Biggie-Sizing Your Sex Life 18. Moving out of Palmdale 17. Sending the Boys to Sleepaway Camp 16. Humping the Shark 15. Taking the Missile Defenses Off-Line 14. Ceding Territory by Eminent Domain 13. Learning to Work the Child-Proof Containers 12. Serving Cherry Delight 11. Presenting Mr. Happy the Key to the Furry City 10. Entering Heaven's Gate 9. Dating Justin Timberlake and Saving Yourself for Marriage 8. Finally Having Your Weapon Inspected 7. Removing the Training Wheels From the Piecycle 6. Taking the NasTea Plunge 5. Getting the VIP Tour at Neverland 4. Attending the Bush Inaugural Ball 3. Taking Fornication for $1000, Alex 2. Flunking out of Starfleet Academy and the Number 1 Euphemism for Losing Your Virginity...

The Top 15 Euphemisms For "getting Your Period"
15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara 14. Trolling for Vampires 13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy 12. Saddling Old Rusty 11. Feelin' Menstru-riffic! 10. Clean-Up in Aisle One 9. Massacre at the Y 8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding 7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide 6. Panty Shields Up, Captain! 5. Taking Carrie to the Prom 4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band 3. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge 2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"... 1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Top 10 Explosive Objects Not To Stick Up Your Ass
"Why?" You ask? Don't ask why... because if I told you the answer - that there is no answer - you would say "but that's not an answer at all." and you would be right, but you would also be wrong and either way you are in a bad place... so instead we should just consider this an informational brochure. I realize I put this in the category of Automotive and the only thing about that that fits is the internal combustion... there was nothing else. Just take this information in... you'll thank me one day. ___________________ 10. Blowfish - also known as a Puffer Fish or Balloon Fish and similar/related to the Porcupine Fish - as a defense mechanism against predators since they are such a slow moving fish, these things will inflate with air and water to several times their normal size so that they appear to be too large to eat. Some species also carry toxic spines or their skin gives off a neurotoxin. Getting one of these into your ass would be a feat in itself - the 'explosion' woul

The 10 Top-earning Country Music Stars
The 10 Top-Earning Country Music Stars They sing of the simple life--love for family, god and country. But the success of this year's Top-Earning Country Music Stars proves they're just as familiar with the color of money as they are with John Deere green. Toby Keith nabs the top spot on our list, raking in $48 million over the last year. Thanks to a bulletproof persona and patriotic anthems like "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" and "American Soldier," he's created a strong personal brand that pays. Beyond music earnings, Keith's got a lucrative endorsement deal with Ford Motor (nyse: F - news - people ) and a chain of successful restaurants bearing his name. He also has a boot in the business side of Nashville, as owner of Show Dog Records. In Pictures: The 10 Top-Earning Country Music Stars Aside from Keith, most of the musicians on our list earned the majority of their income from successful tours. Rascal Flatts' top 10 2007 tour helped put the trio at No.

Top 10 Er Xmas Gifts
Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department: The Top Ten! Author Unknown 10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules. 9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce. 8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell™ shower. 7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma. 6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 abscess drainage. 5. NARCAN™ FOR EVERYBODY!!! 4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D. 3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings. 2. Generous Christmas bonus from hospital administration, with a retail value of up to $10! 1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!

Top Economists Told Obama That Economic Recovery Required A Reduction In Private Debt
Washington’s BlogNov 24, 2012 We’ve extensively documented that too much private household debt is killing our economy. While Ben Bernanke and other economists who are running our economic policy literally believe that the amount of private debt doesn’t matter and isn’t even important to quantify, economists at the “central banks’ central bank” – the Bank of International Settlements – and many other leading economists say that high levels of private debt create a tremendous drag on the economy. And Obama can’t plead ignorance. Business Insider notes today: A number of economists privately told Obama that his recovery policies were weak in one key area: They didn’t do enough to address the mountain of homeowner debt. The Washington Post reported yesterday: One year and one month before President Obama won reelection, he invited seven of the world’s top economists to a private meeting in the Oval Offic

Top 17 Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant
Top 17 Fatal Things to Say if Your Wife is Pregnant 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip i

Top 25 For A Elevator
elevator Body: 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and

Top Five Adult Jokes Of 2005
TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2005 Number 4 A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Number 3 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over A few minutes later; he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Number 2 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife s

~~top Four Adult Jokes ~~
Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll Forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a nu

Top Four Adult Jokes Of 2006
I think one may have been top joke in 1916!!!! Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006 Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in

Top 10 Foods For A Good Night's Sleep
What is the secret to getting a solid 7 to 8 hours of sleep? Head for the kitchen and enjoy one or two of these 10 foods. They relax tense muscles, quiet buzzing minds, and/or get calming, sleep-inducing hormones - serotonin and melatonin - flowing. Yawning yet? Bananas. They're practically a sleeping pill in a peel. In addition to a bit of soothing melatonin and serotonin, bananas contain magnesium, a muscle relaxant. Chamomile tea. The reason chamomile is such a staple of bedtime tea blends is its mild sedating effect - it's the perfect natural antidote for restless minds/bodies. Warm milk. It's not a myth. Milk has some tryptophan - an amino acid that has a sedative - like effect - and calcium, which helps the brain use tryptophan. Plus there's the psychological throw-back to infancy, when a warm bottle meant "relax, everything's fine." Honey. Drizzle a little in your warm milk or herb tea. Lots of sugar is stimulating, but a little glucose tells your brain to turn off

Top Four Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle fac

Top 10 Famous Last Words
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Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth >>Place: >> >> >> A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow >>goes >>into her breast. >> >>They are both quite startled. >> >>The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as >>your >>breast, I know you'll forgive me." >> >>She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room >>221." Third Place : >> >> >> One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts >>rubbing >>his wife's arm. >> >>The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist >>appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." >> >>The husband, rejected, turns over. >> >>A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. >> >>"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: >> >> >> Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a >>number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he >>had a terrible compulsion. He had an u

Top Four Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rej! ected, t urns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He ha

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Women are harsh critics, and being critical is exactly what we do on a first date. We’re analyzing your clothing, your table manners, what you say, and what you don’t say. If you want to pass the test (and advance to date number two), be sure not to commit any of these top 10 first date crimes. Number 1 Being a knight in shining armor You pick up your date and hand her a dozen red roses. “Your chariot awaits,” you say as you race ahead to get the car door for her… the first of many doors. In your world, chivalry is not dead -- it’s very much alive and requires you to open every single door for her. Well, I hate to shatter your Prince Charming dreams, but women don’t expect you to be a doorman. In fact, this can be downright annoying. Of course, we don’t want a heathen who shovels food into his mouth, talks with his mouth full and keeps his elbows on the table either. That’s just plain rude (and a major turnoff). What we do want is something in between: not a knight in shining ar

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Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms n this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the f

Top 10 For Now
10.) Bad Religion- Stranger than Fiction- JUst cause it was my first Bad Religion Album. 9.) Pink Floyd- The Wall- If you don't know why, go in your closet and hang yourself.... 8.) Gov't Mule - Dose- The single best album you have never heard.... Buy it, or I'll buy it for you.... 7.) Ani DiFranco- Living in Clip- Live, raw, the single best songwriter in America. 6.) Prince- Purple rain- If you don't have this album....Buy it! Fucker! 5.) Metallica- Master of Puppets- Disposable Heroes means so much more now, listen! 4.) Pink Floyd- Meddle- It's worth it alone for Echoes... 20 some odd minutes, shroom, listen, love it.... 3.) Paul Simon- Greatest hits- It's Paul Simon....'nuff said. 2.) The Best of Black Market Records- The first disc.... Awesome Sacto rap.... Brothe Lynch, X-Raided..... 1.) Tom Waits- Used Songs- Whatdo you mean you don't know Tom Waits. Please send back your top ten.....

Top Friends
i like how people get pissed off because u move em to a different spot yet agen i like how ppl just get all crazy because either u dont put them on ur top friends and yeah haha myspace people have gone crazy

Top Fubar Friends!!!!
This is dedicated to all my friends on here that have always kept up and rated my pics on a continual basis, left comments and have helped me level up when I needed it!!!! Please everyone.. show them some love... They really deserve it!!!! I really Appreciate you guys... YOU ARE THE BEST! :) ~* BrOwN eYeD GuRl*~ *StEeLeRs GuRl 4EvEr*ItALiAn MaFiA pRiNcEsS*~@ fubar "SQUIRTER KAYLA RAYNES"@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar ~*Jaxfinest4ever*~*Fu-Hitched To The Amazing Panicmyself*~*Dirty South Crew*~@ fubar lilbellydancer101@ fubar ~SicilianChick~~Manager of EFXN Lounge~~Dirty South Crew~~*@ fubar SarcasticNanci@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar have a good weekend!!!!! Craig

Top Friends!
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Top 5 Friends?
What the hell is going on here? I thought this wasn't Myspace. We already have a Family list. Now we have to pick our five favorite friends? Can you say "drama in the making"? Anyone who spends too much time here is going to have all sorts of new enemies when "Little Billy/Sally Attention Whore" doesn't show up on their Top 5. And from what I've seen, it doesn't even work yet. Honestly, how many friends lists do we need?

Top Free All The Way
Swedish women shed bikini tops in pool campaign Tue Nov 13, 5:09 PM ET Decades after some women cast aside their bras as an act of feminist radicalism, a group of Swedish women have launched a campaign to go topless in local swimming pools. The Bara Brost (Bare Breast) campaign began two months ago in the south of the country, one of the campaigners, Astrid Hellroth, told AFP. Already about 50 women supported the campaign, she said, and a vanguard of 15 women had started direct action, swimming topless in local pools. "Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body," said Hellroth, a 21-year-old student. They also had a blog, she added: barabrost.blogg.se. Their site links to a Canadian sister organisation, the Topfree Equal Rights Association. "It's important that women have the same rights as men," said another campaigner, 22-year-old Ragnhild Karlsson. "When you say we are m

Top Friends
In light of all the drama I've experienced lately I thought I'd get this out of the way from the get go. You will notice that I have arranged the top friends, it has nothing to do with level of importance or how close of a friend you are, it has to do with when you joined TCM so please don't anybody get all butt hurt if you're not number 1...besides we all know i'm number 1 anyway and Jake is number 2 cuz he's the shit :D

Top Friends
If you come to my page and see yourself in my top friends list and are unsatisfied with the rank of yourself. Tough shit. My Top Friends list, is simply another spot like my family area. Where I can put people in, that I don't have room for in my family. Its not a ranking system. I am not going to rank you as to the importance you are in my life. I think that is just silly and cruel. If anything its utterly childish. Grow the fuck up. If you are in my family area, you will more than likely not find yourself in my top friend spot....if you do, its because you've bugged me about it, and i caved in. I DO NOT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK....GET OVER YOURSELVES.

Top Friends, Gotta Love My Answers...
Name Them 1. Angie 2. Larry 3. Dizzy 4. Risa 5. Chris 6. Kelly 7. Linda 8. Adam How did you meet? 1. Cherrytap 2. College 3. WarriorNation 4. Myspace 5. College 6. Myspace 7. Myspace 8. Childhood friend *Randoms* have u ever done anything with any of them that u regret? Don't remember which one could u be around for more than 24 hours straight? All except, Chris and Larry Did you ever hate any of them? Yeah at one point Go to School with any? yes Have any seen you cry? yes *Specifics* what would you say if 3 said they love u? Run because I'm sure her Bf will murder me what would you do if 2 went both ways? I be protecting my butthole what would you do if 7 died? I'd be depressed what would you do if 8 killed you? HAHAHA, yeah right... what would you do if 1 hated you? Move on... what would you do if 4 moved? I be happy since her place is a shithole. what would you do if you never met 3? I wouldn't feel a thing..

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What are yours? 1. Surf the Web (of course) 2. Window shop stores I can't afford (keeps me from actually spending money) 3. Watch the History Channel or AMC 4. Play with the Dogs 5. Talk to friends on the phone

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A Friend asked me to be in an auction so being the person that I am i said sure, why not I'll give it a try. If you would like to own me for a month let the bidding begin

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These are my top five favorite hottie actors you may have never heard of: 1. Viggo Mortensen (Lord of the Rings, Hidalgo) 2. Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera, Dracula 2000) 3. Oded Fehr (The Mummy, Deuce Bigalo) 4. Aaron Eckhart (Thank You for Smoking, Erin Brockovich) 5. Michael Biehn (Terminator, Navy Seals) Do you have favorite "unknowns"?

Top Friends
I am working on selecting my top friends. If you are in my friends list and you want to be listed as one of my top friends, respond to this blog and tell me why you should be one of my top friends. I can't put everyone in that list.

Top Friends And Family List
Hey to all my friend here in FuLand, I have made some change to my top friends and family list. Will all notice who is been list in my top friends and family list there are for good if you would like to make top friend or family list i'm looking for some help level up to my next level or rating of all my pic and stash will also give you a perement spot in my top friends and family list or i'll will give any up to 50,000 fubucks for the rating it will be your choice on what you would like just leave me a private messege and i'll will take care of making it happen and i will also return the same thing to everyone that help me out would really like to be making to the next level. If is possible i would be willing to get some a auto 11 if i have the fund free to do so i'm just looking for some help there is a lot of awsome people here in fubar land that i have help level and would like to see the same thing like i said before i will return the some for all and any that help me move

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TOP FIVE SIGNS CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 1. Seriously? You need a sign? 2. Mrs. Claus starting to work on page 4 of the "honey-do" list 3. The stores are starting to put up their Easter Decorations 4. Elves booking Hawaii time-share vacation 5. Santa yelling out, "I've got a sleigh to catch!"

Top Five Signs That Your Neighbor May Be An Elf
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Top Four Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes FOURTH PLACE: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIRD PLACE: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ RUNNER UP: Bill

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ok i was really bored and thought this might be fun for the 3 of you who can actually see this...so just read it and go ok he likes those movies in that order and forget it 3 mins later hahaha so why 11? well why not? no really there is a 12 movies out but at the current time of this writing i have yet to see the remake that premieres today across the big old world....so enjoy and if you like it cool 11 - Part 9 - Jason Goes to Hell - this movie sucks. 10- Part 10 Jason X - this one is ok...thats it very differnt, also the highest kill count in any of the movies. 9 - Freddy Vs Jason - this movie should have been alot better and much higher on my list...i was only waiting for it for a good 13 years....it wasnt terrible by anymeans...but the main female lead by the name of Laurie really bugged me...her lines were some of the poorest in modern cinema history...and since when did the big main even turn into a triple threat??? 8 - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. So

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Top... Family & Friends
So this is really mostly for me but I thought Id put it out there just in case, because people have a tendency to get their feelings hurt. I know I dont like having my feelings hurt so I thought Id try to avoid it altogether. : ) For a long time (Ive been on the site about 13 months) I have avoided having TOP family and friends because no matter whether I mean it to or not that may lead someone to believe that number represents some sort of level of importance in my life - which isnt necessarily true. The top 3 people in my family are people I know outside of fubar, and have known for years, and more importantly the top 2 are women my daughter relates to as her 'aunties.' My other family members are people that have been good to me, enough said. My top friends will be people that are good to me as we all play this game, and it is just a game. Some people click and some people dont - it is what it is. I doubt my top friends will remain the same for the length of the game, but

Top Friends/family.
Wow, just found out that over half the peoples I did have on my top friends/family wasn't so kind to add me in the tops so they have been moved off or back from the list... HA HA like I said NO more HEAD GAMES....

Topfree Equal Rights Association
Topfree Equal Rights AssociationTERA (Topfree Equal Rights Association) is an association that helps women having legal difficulty going without tops in public places in Canada and the USA. It also informs the public on this issue.Special note: Since I was a little kid I can't understand why it's ok for a guy to have his shirt off in public places but it's not ok for a girl to have her shirt off in public places. Several people have tried to explain to me why that is but I still can't understand why such a stupid rule even exists in this country and public nudity is perfectly fine and accepted in other countries like Japan and most of Europe.Visit: http://www.tera.ca/

Top Five Worst Things To Say Or Hear In Bed...and Then Some
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Egypt, or the Arab Republic of Egypt, is the most sought after destinations in the entire world. It is amid in Africa and is apparently best accepted for its age-old Egyptian acculturation that larboard abaft its hieroglyphs, mummies and a lot of amazing of all, its ample pyramids. There are as well traces of its medieval ancestry as well; it has abounding mosques, churches and monasteries acknowledgment to Copic Christianity and Islam. No added abode in the apple exhibits aforementioned amount of attractions as Egypt does. Almost all of the above day-tripper attractions of the nation are anchored about Nile River. Entire Egypt is abounding arranged with ambit of astonishing attractions such as Pyramids, Luxor and Aswan, Red Sea, Sharm El Sheikh, Abu Simbel and the account of attractions goes on and on. This wonderful destination is speckled with numerous tourist destination and attractions which truly are very worth to visit and explore. In this article of mine I will bring the m

Top 10 Female Erogenous Zones
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