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Toni Braxton - You're Makin Me HighI'll always think of you
Inside of my private thoughts
I can imagine you
Touching my private parts
With just the thought of you
I can't help but touch my self
That's why I want you so bad
Just one night of
Moonlights, with you there beside me
All night, doin' it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You're makin me high
Can't get my mind off you
I think I might be obsessed
The very thought of you
Makes me want to get undressed
I wanna be with you
Inspite of what my heart says
I guess I want you to bad
All i want is
Moonlights, with you there inside me
All night, doin it again and again
You know i want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You're makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I want to feel your heart and soul iside of me
Let's ma
Tonight....keep ur fingers crossed.
Lena will get laid.
After a while.
Tonight's Auction Is Dj Master Raven!!!Come on down to the The Fantasy 69 Lounge tonight and bid on DJ Master Raven, Bidding starts at 8 pm est and ends at 10 pm est
click on the picture below to check him out
Tonight......3-18-08took the dogs outside so they could do their thing......the moon is 3/4's or so...cloudly.....just about dark ....looked at the still bare trees against the twlight sky....saw a bat flying around eating what bugs that have come out this early in the season. he was beautiful, flying around just missing the trees......one lone bat
Tonight's Show Is Cancelled. :(Our singer recently moved to Redwood City for a job, and apparently is placing some unforeseen obstacles for tonight's show... so... anyone who was coming out, don't trip, just stay at home and we'll do it next time. www.myspace.com/lowflyerband has the schedule, next date is April 18th unless anything else gets added.
Tonight I Wanna Diesitting here listening to Tonight I Wanna Cry
thinking of the most painful way to die...
No explaination needed
YOU SUCCEEDED
Leaving me here to drown in my tears
Making reality of my worst fears
You don't even seem affected... you know why ?
You weren't the one neglected
Broken promises, I shoulda know
Feeling ragged and all alone
I shoulda seen through you from the start
This is why I NEVER open my heart
Tonight's The Night, By Rod StewartDedicated the love that Jimm and I share!!
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Tonight He Grins Again - SavatageNighttime again
Seems I'm my only friend
Wander the streets alone
The lost in search of his own
Once again I've played the clown
Used my friends and let them down
Walk the streets just staring out
Late at night the strange come out
Time, time, time again
I'm just looking for a friend
But no one seems to be around
Just this monkey that I've found
Still he is my only friend
And tonight he grins again
Tonight he grins again
Oh yeah
Tonight he grins again
It's cold this pain
It's burning inside my veins
I walk away
A shadow of Dorian Gray
Once again I've played the clown
Used my friends and let them down
Walk the streets staring out
Late at night the strange come out
Time, time, time again
I'm just looking for a friend
No one seems to be around
Just this monkey that I've found
Still he is my only friend
And tonight he grins again
Tonight he grins again
Oh yeah
Tonight he grins again
Oooh, livin' on the... edge
Tonight Will Be The Night I CryTonight will be the night I cry
For all who risked there life
To let me live another day
And for me to see the light of day once again
Some don’t know how or who
But other never will know
I think upon all who I have disappointed
As I look out into the crowd
Or as I stand here motionless
Not knowing what has happened while police rush in
As I stand in the middle of the dance floor
I look around me thinking I’m, just like everyone
But I see everyone alike but me
I feel like the ugly duckling
Left out
As I go back to my table I see my family sitting there
Smiling and talking to each other
Seeing them all having fun
And me just sitting there watching
I sit at the table listening to my loud music
Looking at them all
Thinking will I ever be who they want me to be
I open my notebook and start to write
I cry tonight
For the people who have risked there lives
To save mine
Looking at the time as it’s now 12 past 9
And my mother and father are dancing away
As I watch t
Tonight You Getting All Of MeI want to take my time...
When it comes to giving you all of me...
I don't want anything to spoil this moment of wanting to please you...
My feelings of wanting to make love to you...
I want it to be right and so very special...
We got all night...
No phones to ring off the hook...
No un-expected knocks on the door...
We can take those special moments to any level we desire...
From those gentle stares into each other's eyes...
To moments of those gentle touches...
That will make our body heat drive us insane with lust and desire because...
"Tonight you're getting all Of Me"
Mmm! Come closer to feel my body pressed close to you...
Warming you up to the next level of love games that we'll play...
My lips connecting in ways...
That love is supposed to be felt...
Making your body melt for more...
I want to make your soul move in ways that will stimulate your body...
To maybe move our love session from the couch, and then slide down to the floor...
Tasting all this is
Tonight You Sleep Alone...!Tonight You Sleep Alone
Sleeping alone in our cold bed
I think of our life that lye on the floor dying
In a moments notice, the love is gone
No more tears to shed
No more disappointments to bear
Another life thrown to the wind
Another love dead to the world
In the past, our love was strong
In the future, I hope it is stronger
I know that my love was not enough
However, I know that my heart was always there
My mind may have been confused
Nevertheless, my feelings were oh so true
Knowing that you wait to walk away
Knowing that you want to be in his arms
I will stand aside and make room
Knowing that I am not the one
I am only a ripple in your life
In waves in the deep
My love you will always have
No matter what may transpire
I will always dwell in your memories
In the happiest times of my life
I cannot foresee anything as this
Waiting until the day, you say goodbye
I stand by your side wondering when it may be
The day that you say, “Tonight you sleep alone.”
Tonight I Can WriteTonight I can write
Tonight I can write the saddest lines
Write, for example "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance."
The night wind revolves in the sky and sings.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, Sometimes she loves me too
Through nights like this one I held her in my arms.
I kissed her again and again under the endlesssky
She loved me.. Sometimes I loved her too.
How could one not have loved her great still eyes.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines to think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her
To hear the immense night, still more immense
without her,
And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture
What does it matter that my love could not keep her.
The night is starry and she is not with me
This is all, in the distance someone is singing in the distance.
My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.
My sight tries to find her as though to bring her closer my heart l
Tonight: I'm Playing The Boardwalk!Completely freakin' psyched, tonight we rock the Boardwalk! Sacto people, you have to come out, it'll be amazing!
Info: http://www.boardwalkrocks.com
Us: http://www.myspace.com/lowflyerband
7:30pm, $13 or so at the door!
Txt me if you have it if you're coming out!
Tonight Thursday 5/6/08 Or 6/5/08Ok Hey Gang Tonight for me is Thursday night the 5th of June 2008 and i am off to the cinemas/movies to see Chronicles Of Narina: Prince Caspian The 2nd Narina Movie which follows The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe i am looking forward to seeing it and i will let you know what i thought of it later when i get home so i will be away from the keyboard for a while but i shall return from Bruce.
Tonight On The ExperienceMy guest tonight will be Vern Hall. The inventor of a unique machine called the Awake2000 Mindmaster. Join us to learn how this unique machine can help in you tap into a more prosperous you!
This device can be used in conjunction with the Secret & Law of Attraction. Designed to stimulate your mind while you sleep!
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Show begins tonight at 8pm EST.
Call in number 718-508-9444
Tonights Entertainment (from My Shoutbox *read From The Bottom Up*)->*****: I'd appreciate it if you didn't message me again..good luck on Fubar...oh!..and get a few more pics..at least one that is more believable...have a good night!
->*****: I guess I'm having a difficult time understanding you...first you have a single pic on your profile and claim it is of you and your wife when you first met....14 yrs or more ago...then
you say you had a guy call you because you were
talking to his wife and then backtracked and said oh no..he didnt call me..he left me a message on here...big difference between the two..so..yes..I suppose there are things about this conversation that have bothered me
*****: sound like i am bothern u sorry bye
->*****: pardon?
*****: ok thats it
->*****: lol..ok then
*****: oh no i mean send me massage on here not call me
->*****: well..pardon me..but obviously you were doing something you shouldn't have been if he got your number to call you..that means you obviously did speak with his wife at some point
Tonight Is The Night!!!Iele (SANZIENE)
From WIKIPEDIA the free encyclopedia
In Romanian mythology, the Iele are feminine mythical creatures.
Clear characteristic are hard to be attributed. Most of the times they are described as virgin fairies (zane in Romanian), with great seduction power over men, with magic skills, attributes similar to the Ancient Greek Nymphs, Naiads, Dryads, etc. The Iele live in the sky, in the forests, in caves, on isolated mountain cliffs, in marshes, often bathing in the springs, or at crossroads. From this point of view, the Iele are similar with the Ancient Greek Hecate, a three headed goddess of Thracian origin, which guards the crossroads. They mostly appear at night, under the moonlight, as dancing Horas, in seclusive areas like glades, the tops of certain trees (maples, walnut trees), ponds, river sides, crossroads or abandoned fireplaces, dancing naked, with their breast almost covered by their disheveled hair, with bells to their ankles, and carrying candles. In almo
Tonight Is My TreatTonight is my Treat
by LateNiteFantasy©
Tonight is my treat
A thank you to a faithful lover
Let me bath your tired feet
Massage them, and you all over
Loosening up the tensions in your body
Tonight is not about sex
But tactile romance, even as we get cuddly
If my soothing touch should make you relax
Should you feel the need to fall asleep
Rest assured I would be here when you awake
However, should you be aroused by it
I would take my time, and make you cum, and cum
From the love we shall make
Even as I feel your wall enclosing the shaft of me
I shall caress your face, your lips,
Your breasts, your back, your thighs
And where ever else pleases you most
I shall do your bidding whatever that may be
Just you relax and take it easy
As I eat you, drink you, smell you and feel you
Musing to your womanhood, holding onto your behind
As your back arches, and you feed me the drink of life
As you, receive pleasure time and time again
Even now that we are done
Tonights The NightIF you by chance arent busy today PLEASEEEEEE
stop by and help me out however you can..............
I want to make FU HISTORY today and you can be a partof it..join me 6pm FU time
for my very FIRST Happy Hour
rate me, gift me, comment me, or bling me, ANY and ALL help is greatly appreciated
Tonight Tonight Its TonightTONIGHTS THE NIGHT
Tonights the night I get to O.D.
I want to feel it run through my veins so pretty
Never again will you feel my skin
Falling in love with you was my worst sin
You had to fuck one of your little whores
Never again will my lips be touching yours
I can't get enough I need so much more
I need to feel higher and higher I want to soar
I believed in you I believed in us
Wont be to long now my heart will be full of rust
It's these memories that haunt my thoughts
Leaving my stomach twisted in knots
Tonights the night I'm going to O.D.
Finally for once I'm going to be happy
Thank you for destroying me
Tonights the night I get to O.D
Fuck you RSM
By Mizz Shady
JUST HIT PLAY TO SEE THE WORDS COME ALIVE
Tonight I Wanna CrySitting here with you not very far from me. Knowing how I feel about you, but unsure of how you feel about me. Knowing there are deep secrets I hide from you. Knowing how my heart is hurting knowing that this won't last long and I want to make the most of it, but it's hard when I'm so hurt inside. When all I wanna do is cry. Tonight I just wanna cry knowing that once your gone, I'll lose you forever. Knowing that once your gone I'll never see you again. I'll miss you and think of you all the time, possibly with a reminder of our time together for the rest of my life. Who knows what will happen. I want you in my life, no matter what I will always be here for you. I'll always love you. You are now in my heart. So tonight as I sit here watching you pay attention to others I wanna cry. As I sit and watch you ignore the one who loves you I wanna cry. Knowing you love another, tonight I wanna cry. I just wanna cry.
109 TonightA drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said he ran the light
Had caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere
The sirens screamed out down the road
For death was in the air
A mother trapped inside her car
Was heard above the noise
her plea split the air
" Oh, God please spare my boys!"
She fought to free her hands
But mangled metal held her fast
Her frightened eyes then focused
On where the backseat once had been
But all she saw was broken glass
And two children's seats crushed in
Her twins were nowhere to be seen
She did not hear them cry
She prayed they had been thrown free
" Oh, gods dont let them die!"
She cryed into the night
The fireman came to cut her loose
When he searched the backseat
There were no bodies to be seen
The seat belts were intact
They thought the woman had gone mad
And was travling alone
But when they turned to question her
They discovered she was gone
Police saw her runnin
Tonight's Fortune Cookie"Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!"
OK, no surprise buttsecks, anyone...
Tonight, On Genocydal Empyre Omega!PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.15.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... new stuff from DerDrakos! Our talk segment will consist of a discussion about left vs. right-brained aspects of hu
TonightI lit the candles, maid the bed and dimmed the lights as she was taking a shower, unaware of what I just did.
As she came out, to her surprise I lay unclothed waiting for the love of my life to come a little closer.
Without saying a word I lifted my index finger and motioned for her to come to me. I laid her down on her stomach and rubbed some lotion onto her back while kissing the back of her neck and ears. Having just got out of the shower she she had a few water beads running down her back that I was more the willing to lick away. I proceeded to rub further down her body. She was becoming more and more aroused with every movement of my hands. By now I was at the inner part of her thighs softly running my hands back and forth and at times go back up to her butt with the same soft motion. I brought out her toy and had her lift up while I set it up precisely where she likes it. On the way back, with my finger I began teasing her point of entry until I knew she was ready. I slowly
Tonight I Await Theetonight i await thee
yet who are you?
i have drank the sweet red wine and think of your lips
brushing lightly against mine,
i peeled silently each petal from a dozen
red roses and laid them on my bed
who are you?
will you come?
I call with a whisper I need you
I want you
to taste you
to feel you
to be with you
to be in you
to feel your sweat
falling on my face
your hair
slapping, caressing
your teeth slightly pulling
the tenderness of my skin
as we laugh
the silliness of the moment
yet hunger screams aloud your name
yet I do not hear, who are you
who are you...
I want to know
Tonight LiveTonight from 7-9pm est I will be live on http://www.provocativeradio.com/_sgg/f10000.htm
Tune in and get turned on and lets Yeeehaawwww all nite long!!!! add provocativeradio to your yahoo to send requests! Hope to see ya there!!!
Tonight....I am not sure but I have started drink so I know I am going out. I am guessing cowboys for now but plans might change.
Tonight At 11pm Est Cam Show11:00 PM scheduled for Aug 16, 2008
Sorry this is such last minute. But I have been up on the schedule for a few days now. For those of you that don't get time to check the schedule I'm putting it here for ya. Nonetheless here ya go!
I promise not to get too drunk before tonights show lol. How about last week huh! I'm a wild woman. Anyhow...hope you all are having a fabulous weekend. Why don't you stop on in and hang with me before you go out to party. 2nd half hour of the show is play time. You know I'll be a squirting fool for sure!
Muah!
(for those of you that don't know how to get to my cam shows)
YOu log in to the members area. Click on the webcam button. Then click on the first link. Scroll down til you see my name, then click view show. Hope to see you there!
XOXO,
Aimeelynn
www.aimeelynn.net
Tonight I Wanna CryAlone in this house again tonight
I got the TV on, the sound turned down and a bottle of wine
Theres pictures of you and I on the walls around me the way that it was and chould have been surrounds me
I'll never get over you walkin' away
Well I've never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein' strong meant never losin' your self-control
But I'm just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To hell with my pride
Let it fall like rain, from my eyes
Tonight I wanna cry.
Would it help if i turned a sad song on
"All by Myself" would sure hit me hard, now that you're gone
Or maybe unfold some old yellow lost love letters
It's gonna hurt bad before it gets better
But I'll never get over you by hidin' this way
Cause I've never been the kind to ever let my feelings show
And I thought that bein' strong meant never losin' your self-control
But I'm just drunk enough to let go of my pain
To hell with my pride
Let it fall like rain, from my eyes
Tonight I w
Tonights The Night'I get lonely, but sometimes I just wanna get laid,' 36-year-old Danielle told her friend Kara as they relaxed on a Florida beach. Kara glanced up the beach and spotted her boyfriend Patrick walking back carrying three cold bottles of beer.
Turning her head leisurely back toward her friend, Danielle, she asked 'You don't want to go back to that loser, do you?'
'No,' Danielle said. 'No way.' Kara looked out at the ocean through her dark sunglasses. It was so calm and so peaceful. They all enjoyed their trips here. Kara was just 4 years older than Danielle; the two friends were inseperable and shared alot. They were about five-foot-six in height, and while they carried a few more pounds than was considered 'fashionable,' men of all ages were always looking at the friends and smiling. Kara and Danielle were the kind of attractive friends who possessed personalities that made men want to be around them. They were not only pretty, their curves, their dark eyes,their smooth skin,
TonightSo I was at work (I work the door at a neighborhood bar), when a conversation started about men being losers. Seeing as how I'm a guy I sort of had to defend the rest of my species, at least in general principle.
Four ladies, all enjoying themselves and a little tipsy, and all very attractive, in that normal girl-next-door kind of way, began talking about loser guys and jerk boyfriends and the general shit they have to deal with. All of the girls brought up the fact that they have been with men who physically abused them and how they were in these relationships for long periods of time, one for nearly six years.
Now first of I want to state that any man who hits a woman with violent intent (I'm not talking about BDSM play and the 'spankings' some naughty girls need)is the lowest piece of pond scum imaginable. I've seen what kind of man hits a woman (my sperm donor) and it sickens me.
What I want to know is why these women stay or continue to seek out these men in their live
To Nice Ofr My Own Goodi think am to nive for my own god i do stuff for people and make deals with them some of them hold up there end and then other stop talking to u when u do soemthing for them they break the deal so i think it maybe time for me to say good bye to fubar cuz am to nice ofr my own good time to go think what i want to do
Tonight Is The NightAces Up Lounge is NOW OPEN and Back on its feet.Djphilburg and DjBlueyes are both returning to djing And to prove you are all invite to our halloween bash and reopening with music ,fun and excitements..Where DJ PHILburg from 6pm futime on
And DjBlueyes 3pm-6pm futime
we will both be spinning the halloween tunes and taking your requests so put your best costume and we will see you there for ann the fun and spooky surprises ... hit the link to enter
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Tonight's Game Will Effect The ElectionThe game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Washington Redskins will decide who will be in office....
The Redskins Rule
According to Steve Hirdt of the Elias Sports Bureau, for the past 17 president elections: If the Redskins win their last home game prior to Election Day, the party that won the popular vote in the previous election wins the White House; if the Redskins lose, the party that lost the popular vote in the previous election wins.
Steelers win: Obama victory.
Redskins win: McCain victory.
If you are voting for McCain go for the Redskins
if you are voting for Obama go for the Steelers
Tonight A BeginingI read a few blogs...mumms..and sad to see some do not have the savvy or graciousness as the men that were on stage tonight.
I felt the moment as a great candidate and hero in my book gave his speech; not because he lost, but I felt the pain he suffered in giving his life to the country he Loves.
I don't know or will speculate how our new president will handle things or approach the many issues this country currently has. I will say like in a previous Blog I'll support him and not bad mouth someone like many have done and so I've read. Thus the belief thing resounds again in Romans chapter 13. I will not degrade those placed in authority above me. Yet, I will also say if any of those placed above me I will call out what is not done appropriately. Thus rebuke is ok!!
I will say this to those that rated/voted because it was a racially motivated thing; It is wrong to base things upon popularity, whether color, amount of money or who is young or old. It though should be based on
Tonight 11/29/08Come out and meet
me see the band
Have some fun
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(231) 727-2951
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Tonight 8 Pm PstJames Gilliland Interviews Jon Kelly - Tonight on As You Wish talk radio explore the world of secret backwards messages, UFO's and much more 8pm PT Saturday Dec 6 2008 http://bbsradio.com/asyouwish/
Tonights Work Outwow this new training program really pushes me to my intensity limit. I have never experienced muscle fatigue and soreness like this. Who would have thought that doing one exercise per body part for 3 different bodyparts could increase strength and muscle gains so fast. I tell you this work out is not for the weak of the weak of stomach.
Starting cardio again on wednesday morning, just going to do a brisk walk on the treadmill for 45 min.
Until tomorrow.
Tonight At Midnight(est) Auto11Tempting Enchantress
Has Autos Running
Come and show this sweet and sexy lady some love!
Rate Her
Fan Her
Add Her
Bling Her
Come spank this lovely lady...
She LOVES it!!!
Begins at 9pm Fu-time Sat (PST)
Ends at 9pm Fu-time Sunday (PST)
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Lovingly pimped out by
Carrie
TonightWell I dont do too much of anything. I an on yahoo alot, but I am a poor guy and can't afford to blast or salute on here.
But if their is a girl who in interested in want to meet me or chat with me to get to know me. I am on yahoo alot. I am nightwing49766 on yahoo.
Also If you want to be in mylife and be with me for the rest of mylife just let me know on yahoo messanger and well chat.
Catch ya later.
Tonights Praticebeen up and down with the new etude and flamenco...as with every soloist working on material, frustrations always lurk, looking to explode like a volcano---today, that has happened...no matter how hard you pratice or how long you pratice it makes you feel like you're not making doing well-----that is how I sometimes feel, and today it was one of those times---after 4 hours, I had to stop for the night...
Tonight's SpecialsSo, I thought I'd start something new in my blog. Every night, I'm gonna post the dinner specials from work, ya know, just to make you guys hungry and whatnot. I'm open to suggestions too. If you have a favorite dish, let me know and I'll consider running it as a special one night :)
Gnocchi Gorgonzola
A generous portion of homemade potato dumplings stuffed with Gorgonzola cheese, and served in a creamy basil-pesto sauce.
(Yes, I make these myself. Yes, they are a pain in the ass to prep. But we sell the shit out of em, so I'm stuck making them.)
Chicken Francese
Two egg-battered chicken breast fillets sauteed with lemon, white wine, and a hint of fresh garlic. Served over choice of pasta.
(The sauce is light and very flavorful and the chicken is nice and tender.)
Jay's Salmon
Fresh 8-10oz salmon fillet, grilled and topped with a light lemon-dill sauce. Served with a side of sauteed vegetables.
(Yes, the salmon is fresh, not that frozen shit. I make the sauce t
Tonight's Specials Part 2And tonight's specials are..
Fried Crawfish App
Breaded crawfish, deep fried and served with a trio of dipping sauces.
(The breading was simple - bread crumbs, parmesan, dried basil, garlic, and oregano. The sauces were - hot sauce, marinara sauce, and a jalapeno tartar sauce.)
Chicken Florentine
Two chicken breasts topped with a mixture of spinach, feta, ricotta, and fresh herbs, light marinara sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Served with a choice of pasta.
(I use this spinach mixture with a few other items as well. With the fresh dill and fresh mint, it's very tasty.)
Tortellini
Homemade tortellini stuffed with ricotta cheese, served in a light mushroom cream sauce.
(Yes, just like the gnocchi, I make these from scratch as well. The sauce consists of caramelized onions, mushrooms, Grand Marnier, whipping cream, and parmesan.)
Tuna Bruschetta
Fresh Ahi tuna fillet, pan-seared and topped with a chutney of tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and a hint of balsa
TonightTonight....
I'm a give it to you..
You know that for sure.
I give you everything that I am...
Now and forever I am yours
Try not to be over come....
This isn't the time for you to refrain ...
Give me your all..
Work me like never before...
Make my jaw hit the floor
With pleasure.
I will make you quake...
This I vow with my name at stake.
I give you all of me ....
My hands wander over your body...
It may seem shotty because the territory is new to me..
But with every minute I will make you see...
With every touch your body will shutter....
Melt like butter with the kiss of my lips.
Ecstasy felt between you and I ...like fire from the sun.
Burns deep into the soul...
And when we reach our peek
neither of us are able to speak.
Tonight I Wanna Cry By Keith Urban
Alone in this house again tonightI got the TV on, the sound turned down and a bottle of wineTheres pictures of you and I on the walls around me the way that it was and should have been surrounds meI'll never get over you walkin' awayWell I've never been the kind to ever let my feelings show And I thought that bein' strong meant never losin' your self-controlBut I'm just drunk enough to let go of my pain To hell with my prideLet it fall like rain, from my eyesTonight I wanna cry.Would it help if i turned a sad song on"All by Myself" would sure hit me hard, now that you're goneOr maybe unfold some old yellow lost love lettersIt's gonna hurt bad before it gets betterBut I'll never get over you by hidin' this wayCause I've never been the kind to ever let my feelings show And I thought that bein' strong meant never losin' your self-controlBut I'm just drunk enough to let go of my pain To hell with my prideLet it fall like rain, from my eyesTonight I wanna cry.oOOoWell I've never
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ToniteCe soir
a thousand eyes light the skymine shall fade within your eyessunset caresses twilight in brevitygaze thee now upon my sanityhazed in wisps of misty lightyour breath alone shall reign amidst clouds vaporous delight Rose red in visual ecstasytonight my love you bloom for mescreams echo of mere forplaytouching the kiss of dark displayrippled in crested tides of doomhearts collide within a swoonmuch more this night will allowfor only you my sanguine dollbarriers lay but in mortal time a puppet master preens sublimeyoung robust flesh is mine to ownstrings I pull from flesh and bonea tempest to fate shan’t be freeI can not let your carnage betonight your repose shall sate my lipsmy words are but a passing gift as love lingers euphoric evermore Ce soir nous dansons mon amour
Tonight At WorkOk I am the night manager for a hotel. I think I run a nice hotel with some uhhhh unique moments. And tonight is one of those moments. A good friend of mine is staying here tonight. He came to me earlier about some screaming and things being thrown around. I stepped out the back door and could hear someone screaming bloody muder!
I went back inside and called for help while he went to make sure everything was alright. I was standing outside talking to the police telling them what was going on. My friend knocked on the door and could hear "Stop hurting please help!!" and the door opened up....out came a 41 yr old naked man screaming!
He tried to attack my friend!! Luckly Jam was aware and jumped out of the way. The guy knocked Jam's room key or whatever he had in his hand out of his hand.
Ready for this?
The guy's room is on the 2nd floor and all our rooms open to the outside.
He leaped off the top of the stairs and land on his belly. Got up and started screaming. And throwing hims
Tonight We're On The Road!When I arrived at home last night I had some time to myself since Martha was out with the kids (Sarah, Jeffrey, and my point-four child/sister-in-law Mary), so I placed some phone calls to my family. First to Gary, my brother (okay, technically he’s my half-brother since we have the same mother but different fathers; I’m the only child on my mom and dad, but we’ve never made a big deal of that) who owns a flooring business in Poplar Grove, Illinois to finalize the directions we’re taking to get to his house starting tonight. There’s a running bet at my workplace – where I go to get the money to open Fast Cash for the day, not where I’m typing this one – that our trip there which we’ve figured will take fifteen hours will actually take closer to seventeen. I’ll have to write that figure now; you can ask Martha, I’m a notorious record-keeper!
I left a message with my stepmother Susan in Georgetown, Florida, and there&r
To Nicki have loved you for the past 5 years. i have fought for you and i have won you a few times. i know 2 years ago me walking away was the hardest thing for both of us our lifes changed then. im sorry for doing what i thought was the right thing. but if i could go back to that night i would do it it differnet and i would have stayed. you mean the world to me and im proud to be your wife. i know we have had our fights and we stoped talking for awhile and in those times i realized how much you meant to me and that i was never gonna get over you. i love you then and i love you more than ever now that we are back together as husband and wife. i know that we were meant to be together. no matter what happens in the future i will be here always for you and i will never stop loving you
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Tonitetonite I met a cousin I diddnt know I had. Living in the U.S. you miss relatives back home.I met a cousin tonite--he let me be me and he thinks Im a cool cousin. After meeting him 1st time tonite--had to say good bye. Im tired of good byes!!They hurt bad!!
TonightEvery time I close my eyes,
your face is all I see.
It keeps me in a funnel cloud,
of thoughts and mystery.
The words I hear don't mean a thing,
they don't come from your heart.
Each time we talk I realize
how far we really are apart,
I've cried at least a thousand tears,
you never even knew.
I thought the feelings that we shared,
were of a love come true.
No matter where you are tonight,
wherever you may be,
whoever you are holding tight,
I sure wish it was me...
TonightMy husband sent me an invitation to meet him in bed tonight at 10 pm just wearing my corset top only ... he has some fantasy about that corset top.
I will ask him to massage my freshly shaved legs all the way up from my toes to my sweet spot where he can take advantage of my freshly shaved spot too.
I love his oral talents never leaves me hanging ... I have very explosive orgasms each and every time ... I can't wait.
That was so exciting to get a printed invitation like that from my husband - he always thinks of new ways to make our sex life so exciting.
One day I am going to be his private call girl and charge him for my services so I can save some money to use while we go to Reno, Nevada next month.
Maybe we can visit a strip club while we are there too... if we do I will wear my favorite corset top there too.
Only to get him excited ... and it may make other men get a bit aroused too.
Tonight Is For UU walk in the house, candles burning, music playing, and rose petals lay through the house. U remove your coat and before it can hit the floor I catch it. U turn to me and see me holding a towel over my arm. I kiss u and say "welcome home my love." U ask "What is going on?" I say "Shhhhhhh" then lead u to the bedroom. U hear water running from the bathroom. I sit u in a chair and remove your shoes. I stand u up, turn u around, and slowly remove your shirt giving u a kiss on the back of your neck. Then I remove your bra and skirt kissing u on your lower back. I slowly remove your panties and stockings, then guide u to the bathroom. Candles line the tub, music plays, and the scent of oils fill the air. I help u into your bubble bath filled with rose petals. U sit slowly relaxing into the hot bath. I begin to bath u starting with your feet moving up your legs to your thighs. I move up to your shoulders massaging them as I wash them. I stand u up so I can get your back. I wash your bac
Tonight Was Beyond Horrible...am Praying 4 My SonsAll I wanted is for Craig, my ex, our boys Thad and Joey, and me -and now Craig's fiance Jenn-her kids..and my Matthew to be happy - that's it - live and let live.....
I tried so hard while I was married to Craig-nothing was ever good enough..He is retired from the Navy - I walked away from a 2 story home in the Adirondacks, didn't want his retirement, didn't want alimony - I could go get a job, uncontested divorce w/joint custody -me having primary - and he has sat on the signed and notarized divorce papers for TWO YEARS...not done a damn thing...
After my Dad died suddenly from a massive heart attack in Dec.06 two days after Christmas - I did a lot of soul searching -knew that 1.Craig smokes 2 packs a day and had since he was 17 and has no intentions of ever quitting -that = it's gonna catch up to him some time soon and 2. the boys couldn't get to really know him on 'summers' that school systems call summers these days - so in May 2007 I let Craig have the boys for a designated
TonightTonight was awesome! I had a very good time at the concert...Tenth Avenue North is the best Christian band ever. You need to check them out! God is great and wonderful! I pray that each one of you will know just how much He really loves you. I am praying for each one of you...I may not know each of you by name but God does. And I am counting on him to do a amazing work in each one of ur lives.
Love,
Susan
Tonite`Crash - and maybe burned in my Daybed. Im soon down on my knees BEGGING for someone to hit me over the head with something so I can get som NEEDED sleep. At least some rest. I give almost anything for more than 3 hours!
Im sitting here looking outside and up on the clear dark blue sky. It got flashies all over it!! :)
Maybe THATS where Yoda and my auto is?
IT is a beautiful night - or rater morning. The air outside is not warm - nor is it too cold. Just perfect for this time of the year.
As every year at this time the heat comes back and stay for a few days - sometimes up to 2 weeks. Feels like summer is back - but not to be fooled - it get you back if you get caught up in the *summerfeeling*. Its the PERFECT time to get a cold that last all winter long. Smart as I am - yes , even I have learned this over the years - I dress varm and dont get tempted to *run* along in short pants and t-shirts. Oh no! I put sweats on ( have to get the mail right?) And sometimes eve
Tonight I Just Want To Get StonedHe walks into the room , Posion on his breath , If he knows that hes a sin, He hasnt shown it yet , His eyes are dark cold , and the winters been too long , his jeans are ripped and torn , And is heart made of stone, He tells the woman at the bar , He wants his usual drink , she stares across the room at him , She can tell hes not the same , ladies one by one , They gather round his chair , He motions for them to get gone , He doesnt want them there , He said leave me alone , cant a man get some peace , Do I have to take you to hell , So i can get some ease , Ive been up and down , Ive been over and out , Ive crossed that mountian , and I know what lifes about , Ive loved and Ive lost , Ive learned to let go , and tonight i just wanna get stoned . Drink after drink , He erases his thoughts , dreams of her hereand memories of her gone ,By the end of the night,He wont know where hes at , He stares at the last lady come latley , and he tips her his hat , She motions to sit down , he tells
TonightDeath rides with me tonight.
She’s dancing on your grave
- The end is in her sight.
Another soul for keeping,
By my dashboard light.
Your body’s for the reaping
Death rides with me tonight
Tonight I Was Trippin!!!!!12:38 A.M
Well, I just played 5 games of Beer Pong. Just smoked a joint. And i am jammin to some awwsome tunes right now. I'm fuckin Trippin out on this computer! Anyways, Whoa, Breaking Benjamin Just blared int o my headphones. Oh Speaking of them GUYS, if you ever need a good tune to listne to when you're down. Check out Breaking benjamin's album Dear Agony. Anyhoo, So i didnt get to go out tonight (Devil's Night) like i wanted too so i drank some beers, and came home and smoked half a joint by me self. i then got on my computer and started listening to music and checkin shit out. Havin a blast. So What the Hell did ya'll do tonight? Hit Me Up!!!!
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Tonight Is The Night!Where I actually go and get my next tattoo, I am excited but since im waiting on my two main pieces this is gonna be something small BUT meaningful.
Least to me.
This is what I will be getting,sept it wont be black where the hair is..
What im going to get done is get all the people in my family(being my husband and 3 midgets) and I birthstone colours all thru it.
Its something different,something that NOONE else will have,and it will be MINE!
I think Its gonna come out beautiful.
Later days!
To Nip Or Not?As we all know it is days away from winter, though it feels as though it has been here for months. This has been pointed out recently by our nipples reaching out to shake your hand. Though some of you actually attempted to accept that hand shake and got slapped there are those that willingly allowed it. Because lets face it your hands are warm. And walking around groping ourselves while being convenient it is so very sad. Almost as sad as you getting more action in you’re dreams then in waking life. But that is a different blog. Okay, back on track. So what exactly is it about women’s breasts that drive men insane? Is it the big ones? The small ones, or the more then a mouthful yet cups well in your hand? Do we like the firm ones, the ones with more bounce or the heavy ones that cause you to tilt forward slightly? Are natural ones hotter then store bought one? Are a lot of cleavage better then no cleavage? And honestly do you have to see the cleavage to have dirty thought
Tonia LayIn my dreams,She does lay.But only till morning,Does she stay.
To hold her longer,A way I cannot find.I would love forever,Her on my mind.
To keep this beauty,Forever in my dreams.Is my only wish,To make her real,so it would seem.
Please my beauty,Step out of my mind.And see in my eyes,A heart you will find.
TonightTonight is the night, and it's going to happen again and again, has to happen. Nice night, Miami is a great town. I love the cuban food, pork sandwhiches my favorite...but I'm hungry for something different now.
Tonight's Fail.So I feel like I need to laugh otherwise my head is about to explode. I love failblog.
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Tonights Fail Award Goes To...Tonight's creepy stalker had this to say about himself:
That feeling you are overtaken by sometimes;.... your senses are tweeking erotically... you don't even know why? The curious Yeeaaaa-uummmmh... thing! Everything is like that for me... Just remember the last Awwwh-Damn!!!;..... he's in it.... That is; when you exhaled hot heavy air;... and he did'nt ruin it!! That's me... with your help!... I'm called Friend, Good Listner, and ... well; I'm just saying what I've heard now;.. Sexy! I don't know about sexy? Get to know me, I'm playful, and generous, flirtatious, and I do care too much.... Alot! Some take advantage of that quality in a Southern Man. I like playful banter, and mentally simulating EVERYTHING! Enough, shoot at me if you want, k'? I do Deliver!!! Hehe
Anyone care to tell me just what in the holy crap this guy is yammering about?
Tonight With YouTonight with YouCountless candles flare themselvesinto loose strings of pearlsup and down the stairswith the lively lilt of my steps.From ample ancient urnsclothed in bloom and verdigris,full flushed antique roses dispenseheated mauve and myrrh scents. And from a domed baroque balconya ripe moon beams breezy glanceson fresh laundry hanging crookedin small musky backyards.Cause I'm going to see you tonight.There'll be no weeping widowsin decrepit cathedrals,no broken plaster angelswith pure alabaster eyes.There'll be no disturbed womenmumbling toothless solo dialoguesas they peel off worn out rags to wade mossy fountains in the park.There'll be no pomp and circumstance,no lavish feasts for debutantes,no lazy siestas for bureaucrats,no medals for dictators or generals.Cause I'm going to see you tonight.When at last your shadowdarkens my porchand we race your Camarodown narrow back alleyseager for the open road.My bare feet on the dashand the brisk magikof curves meeting
Tonight, I'm Goona Make It Without YouIt's not you, I swear that it's me,I swore up and down,That forever we would be,But forever ever never came,And now you wanna leave,I never pictured this, Never thought that I would see," "I'd make it on your own,
And I be and independent women, I depended on the fact,You never knew what i was doin,Cause if you knew better, Then you prolly go and do it, Now the goin's getting tough,An were finally goin through it,"
"so,I apologize,For every dropped tear,Cause I dropped the ball baby,And I'll always have to hear..."
Tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you Tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you.
I'm gonna hold on to the times that we had tonight I'm gonna find a way to make it without you.
"And yes,I have tried sleepin nights, With a broken heart,The hard part, Is I brought this on myself,I wanna be-Near MeStill wanna -Touch Me And wanna- Feel Me
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Tonight...Tonight, two of our friends that we don't get to see very often were in town. Of course, we go out to a bar with them.
One of them suggested a bar because she looked it up online and saw it had karaoke. So we invited yet a third friend (we is of course, myself and Karen). Our friend that lives near us that we invited hasn't had dinner yet so we decide to go to the bar about an hour earlier.
We get there. There's a strip club and sex shop next to the bar. There's a car in the parking lot that appears to have been shot up by the entire cast of Goodfellas.
Undeterred, we walk in. There's signs everywhere concerning proper attire (no gang affiliated colors and such). We ask the lingerie-clad bartender about karaoke. They don't do it. Apparently, the bar had changed a lot since the online site was posted.
We call our friends and tell them the news and of course they tell us to just meet at our friend's place and we'll figure out something else.
We meet up and decide to go to a bar that
Tonightwell i have a feeling like tonight is going to be like every other night. I am going to be alone once again and its something that i want to quit. I have been looking for mr.right but i am starting to believe that he doesnt exist. I just dont get it. I am pretty smart caring and affectionate and smart so how come every guy i meet does not seem to work out. I will not give up though i will find the guy that can make me smile just by looking at me. The guy who will send shivers through me when he kisses for the first time!
TonightI called you tonight needed to hear ur voice, Just wanted you to know what ima bout to do is my choice. I cant go on loving someone I can no longer have, I cant continue to live my life heartbroken and sad. I've tried to move on but every thought I have is consumed by you, Just hold this is something I need you to do. Listen to me hear my plea, Its the least you could do to help set me free. I cant be haunted by a love that once was, Cant you love me jus cuz. I mean seriously all that I gave, Your going to let me take this to my grave. Tell me you love me one last time, Whisper in my ear everything will be fine. I never did anything to make u leave, And what you did to me I can not believe. The tears are falling so fast and hard, These feelings Im trying to discard.
Tonight Really Opened My EyesTonight as I lay my head down I am filled with mixed emotions. I first off want to let my Uncle Micky know I will be thinking about him and praying that he will find peace tonight.♥ Just know we love you! Also everything went great today and the doc is sure he got it all. Way To Go♥ I then remember that tomorrow is my god baby's first birthday. :) Man, how times have changed. I love you Nate, you will always be my turkey bum. ♥ Also thank you God for everything and everyone in my life. I am truly blessed. ♥ Love you family ♥ I also was in an apartment that the person above them was a crack shack and he was a singel dad doing what he could.. and struggling with his own demans mad me really open my eyes and be thankfull for what i have got..
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Tonight
i'd like to watch something die...
Tonightoh tonight
I want to shed one tear of regret
I didnt when you were near
I get so nervous
i can feel my pores sweat
When i sleep through my dreams
Ill see
you dont know me
please dont speak my name so freely
speak my name
dont kiss my soft skin
it wont feel quite the same
I need to get out of this strain
the pure mark of the pain
burned into my holy chest
the wind just whipsers prayers
into my head
as i lay curled up on my bed
trying, dieing for the rest
pieces of us often die everyday
as if the good parts turn dark
then fall as we did from heaven
where did my angels go?
things arent the same
everythign moves so slow
peoples tongues are polluting the clean world
when i was young
just a little girl
I wanted to sing happy things
I wanted all the things
love could bring
now ive seen the colors of the world
and I have many sad things to sing
many sad tihings to bring
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Tonight @ The Atrium 6 PmMy friend talked me into going to this POF dance, it's all old guys judging by the list. Sigh! Oh well, I'll go to have fun.
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Tonight, Igot asked out on a date.
Like, a real date. I think.
I didn't know actions like this still occured. I think maybe I imagined the whole thing. At least, I hope I did 'cause I feel like a total ass for not wanting to date him.. him being this nice, cool guy and stuff, and me being the frigid escapist chick.
Amanda doesn't date. Amanda doesn't know how. Aaaannnd Amanda is going to curl up and watch movies and come down from her Cinnamon Life sugar high and stop referring to herself in the third person.
KTHXBAI!
ps. Totally watched a theater screening of TMNT tonight, too. It was pretty cowabunga, dude.
Tonight 1/23/12 Well Here`s My Good Luck, First Show I See Is This, To Make Me Feel Even Worse,copy`d from my my yearbook,
well here`s my good luck, first show i see is this, to make me feel even worse, i`m not going on nice dates like they are "" http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor small clip if it adds to my what ever i want thing on my page.
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I`m talking about them taking you to nice places to see and do nice things together.
Terri F 6 minutes ago
Yes, I understand..I was taught to set them up for sucess and give hints. Maybe that would help
Tonights Workout.I got to the gym at 5:45....
I got on the treadmill and did 1.5 miles ..in 29 min.. I know I know...not that fast...shut it.
Then we started lifting...
Chest : incline bench (45 pound bar)
decline bench (45 pound bar)
cable flys (30 pounds each side)
Back : bent over rows (10 pound dumbells)
seated row (50 pounds)
lat pull down (standing, pulling straight down 40 pounds)
Bis : standard dumbell curls (8 pounds)
sideways dumbell curls (8 pounds)
21s with the preacher curl bar (10 pounds on the bar)
straight bar pull ups (40 pounds)
Tris : Dips using the foot rest of the pull up machine (110 pounds)
rope pull down (60 pounds)
kick backs (8 pounds)
Legs : inner and outer thigh machines (70 pounds)
squats using the leg press (100 pounds) only one set
calf raises on the leg press (100 pounds) only one set
standard squats on the smith machine (20 pounds plus
Tonight's Workout...take 2I got to the gym at 4:45....
I got on the treadmill and did 1.5 miles ..in 29 min.. I know I know...not that fast...shut it.
Then we started lifting...
Chest : incline bench (45 pound bar)
decline bench (45 pound bar)
cable flys (30 pounds each side)
Back : bent over rows (10 pound dumbells)
seated row (50 pounds)
lat pull down (standing, pulling straight down 40 pounds)
Bis : standard dumbell curls (8 pounds)
sideways dumbell curls (8 pounds)
21s with the preacher curl bar (10 pounds on the bar)
straight bar pull ups (40 pounds)
Tris : Dips using the foot rest of the pull up machine (110 pounds)
rope pull down (60 pounds)
kick backs (8 pounds)
Legs : inner and outer thigh machines (70 pounds)
squats using the leg press (100 pounds) only one set
calf raises on the leg press (100 pounds) only one set
standard squats on the smith machine (20 pounds plus
Tonight
Tonight has been one of the best nights ever. I spent alot of it talking to my FuBf Diggity and lounging with my Homies in Crimson Asylum.
Man I'm soooo freakin happy right now
Feeling like this MUST be Illegal or some shit
He's the most amazing guy and I have struck GOLD
I adore Him and yeah He adores Me back
This has been a long time coming
I'm gonna marry that guy and make Him MINE !!!!!!
Tạo đèn Lông Game AvatarBiểu tượng của lễ hội Halloween chính là những quả bí ngô, những chiếc lồng đèn ánh sáng mập mờ với các hình thu ma quái như cánh dơi, sọ đầu nâu, những bộ xương di động, những chiếc lưỡi dài cả cây số…
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To NmgI have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;
I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.
Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you always ...
For all eternity.
To NmgWhat is love, but an emotion,
So strong and so pure,
That nurtured and shared with another
All tests it will endure?
What is love, but a force
To bring the mighty low,
With the strength to shame the mountains
And halt time’s ceaseless flow?
What is love, but a triumph,
A glorious goal attained,
The union of two souls, two hearts
A bond the angels have ordained?
What is love, but a champion,
To cast the tyrant from his throne,
And raise the flag of truth and peace,
And fear of death o’erthrow?
What is love, but a beacon,
To guide the wayward heart,
A blazing light upon the shoals
That dash cherished dreams apart?
And what is love, but forever,
Eternal and sincere,
A flame that through wax and wane
Will outlive life’s brief years?
So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops,
In all places high and low,
That what i feel for you is my reason to be,
And will never break or bow.
To No One SpecialSo long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me.
Shakespeare
To Not Your Baby GirlI never could understand those people who talk tough but when it comes down to a debate they have nothing to do with you. The people who comment on your page then block you right after, those people who send their friends after one person because they are too chicken shit to do anything for themselves. There have been several of these people inhabiting my page as of the last several hours and I want to point out one person in particular this person has the nerve to comment on my blogs then block me and everyone not on her friends list for returning the favor. She is a little cunt who needs to learn that what goes around comes around! Here’s the link to this ugly cunts page enjoy:
notyourbabygirl@ CherryTAP
To Not ForgetI started off with the idea for today's blog entry courtesy of Fairy Dragon Keeper, one of my Yahoo! 360 Friends. In her blast yesterday, she encouraged her readers to not forget the best magic dragon of all: Puff. Originally the title character of a 1963 Peter, Paul, and Mary song (that is, it was recorded in 1963 but sung live two years before and originally derived from a 1959 poem), many of us may remember Puff when he made the leap to cartoons and we got a physical appearance for him. Pale green but not scaly, wearing a vest and having blue eyebrows and hair as well as voiced by Burgess Meredith, he was the main character of the occasional TV special -- no Saturday morning stuff -- on CBS in the late seventies where, as an imaginary character within the context of the show, he would help a child overcome the fears all children and then disappear back into "the autumn mists of a land called Honalei" (I looked up the spelling). For today's kids, picture a low-energy Foster's Hom
Ton Of BricksLove hits u like a ton of bricks unknowingly,you the unsuspecting victim comes across new feelings,new sensations,new joys and new pains.This thief in the night preys upon many taking control silently showing us the true beauties of life and pure evils of it.Taking nothing but giving plenty without it we are unwhole,in pieces and beside ourselves for it is like a drug and addiction that creeps up on u and never allows u rehab.
To No One But EveryoneWhats the point in asking someone for thier opinion and then getting angry with them when they dont agree? If you dont want to hear what they have to say~~ DONT ASK!!
I am fed up with people wanting my advice or view of something and when its not what they want to hear, they get mad at me. My responsibility to my friends isnt to kiss thier butts. Its to be honest with them. Stop trying to make me feel bad for being honest with you. You dont need me to justify your actions or opinions. Or do you? "Maybe if Eric says its ok to do it, then it must be ok to do so or say so." Stop using me as your morality meter.
Are you that unsure of yourself and your opinions and beliefs that you need someone else to justify them for you? We arent going to always agree. But if you cant justify your actions or words on your own, then maybe you need to ask yourself why.
When I agree, it's "Eric your so wise". Yet when I have a difference of opinion, all of the sudden I am the bad
To NothingI have to write this blog, It seems this one man if you want to call him a man. If your reading this, this one is for you. All my blogs are not about you. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings but every thing is not all about you."People in love don't see eachother only when it's on your time". And go around the apartments tell her life stories, "are not true". If you are going to talk about me, you should get your facts right. It be comforting to me, you act like a man stop being mindless. talk things out. I sweetly reminded you to be careful, pay attention what you say or do. One day your dirty laundry will come out. Soon others recognize your dark side. As I am seeing it now. So sad you talk like that about women that really cared for you. And do anything for you. I was there for you. You acknowledged nothing. Just saying bY LoVe GiRL
Tons Of Romantic PoemsWhat a Moon Brings
Light that shines pale and bright
Shared Illumination of the night
Knowing it shines first on me
Travels to where you will be
Carries to you my fond thought
Dreams and wishes of all we wrought
The bond of peace that we share
Forged by a friendship beyond compare
Where we enjoy each as we are
Matters not that distance is far
For we touch each deep inside
A wonder and a joy none can hide
Rare and a beauty to behold
Timeless adventure forever bold
Free to express feelings deep
Giving myself yours to keep
Missing you more as passes the day
We have the moon that passes your way
A comfort to know that you think of me
As you lookup at it where every you’ll be
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Tons Of Girls..Tons of fakes, I'm just going to do them all in one because otherwise i'd have to many blogs to keep up with:
#1:
http://lostcherry.com/user/169460
Is using pic's of Tiffany Teen:
http://www.phil-flash.com/?t=r
#2: http://lostcherry.com/user/81670
is using pic's of Shannon Bond (saluted):
http://www.fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00329.html
#3: http://lostcherry.com/user/133520
Is using pic's of Renae (saluted Member):
http://fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00302.html
#4: http://lostcherry.com/user/48427
Using Pic of Kayla (saluted member):
http://fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00203.html
Which is fake? Both using the same pic and different names and ages.
#5: http://lostcherry.com/user/268387 Tori 18 years old.
or
#6: http://lostcherry.com/user/188391 Cobie 26 years old.
moving on..
#7: http://lostcherry.com/user/295508
DTQ on fakersbusted meaning there are tonnes of people using those pic's:
http://www.fakersbusted
Tonsels Taken Out Yesturday In A Shit Load Of Pain..ello.. whats up.. not much here sittin at my house alone and in pain.. i cant eat or barely drink anything.. sence they took out my tonsels yesturday.. so im sitting here listenin to Walls Of Jericho cuz im just fucking cool like that.. ya well im out.. hit me up sometime today if you wanna talk cuz im like really REALLY fucking bored!!!
Tons Of....CHERRYLICIOUS RADIO@ CherryTAP
new pics for you to rate and comment pleaseeeee i even have a NSFW folder you can peek into
TonsilsHey all I am going to MIA I have to have my tonsils out.....No fun....But I wish you all well......
TonsilsSo I went in to have my tonsils removed on 4/8. Things were goin okay, got to hang out in my paper gown, silly non-skid socks, and my bonnet. Got stuck a few times before they finally got my IV in. Not a big deal, needles dont bother me. So I am just hangin out on my stretcher waitin for them to come get me. Finally anesthesia comes and gives me versed and tells me its time to roll. Last thing I remember is transfering to the surgical table. My first memory after surgery was the staff screamin my name and shaking me. They were yellin at me to please wake up, I needed to breathe. I could here them and I was really tryin, I just couldnt open my eyes to do what they wanted. I could feel them checkin my blood pressure what felt like every minute or two and the nurse say it was dropping. They put me on oxygen and boy does that feel weird. I remember them saying I was satting at 80% at 4l/min of O2. Which is kinda crazy for someone without breathing problems. Needless to say it
Tons & Tons Of Cute Emotioncons And How To Do Them3:) Devil
:( Sad
>.< or :@ or >_< Angry
^-^ Happy
:D Excited/Smile
D: Sad
:O Surprised
xp Sick
:3 Cute
(-_-) Sleeping/Annoyed/Face-palming
*_* Dizzy or starry eyes. Can also be interpreted as impressed. (not sideways)
T_T Manga sad face (not sideways)
:^) Happy (profile)
:¬) Happy (with cool nose), Alt+0172
☺ Happy, Alt+1
☻ Happy, Alt+2
:-/ Perplexed, frustrated
:*( or :'( Sad (crying)
:-x Speechless or sick
:o Surprised
:0 Surprised, OMG
:-& Tongue tied
:-S Worried
( ^ 3 ^ ) Kiss
♥ also .< angry
♪ ♫ music notes (alt + 13) (alt + 14)
☼ :D< Hug
:-‡ Keeping a secret (my lips are sealed)
:* Kiss
:W Blowing nose
:D Laughing
XD Laughing crazily or "ZOMG"
X-D Laughing out loud (LOL)
\:) Raised eyebrow
:' Smirk
;) Wink
^_^a Wiping tears away
p^_^q Ipod headphones
q[-'.'-]p reg. headphone (old school)
:-@ Yelling, screaming
:-# My Lips Are Sealed
:| or :\ Confused face
w(o_o)w Rocker gu
Tons Of Bbw'sBBW = "Big, Beautiful Woman"Are you "big"? yesAre you a "woman?" yesBut are you "beautiful?"This is my pet peeve with the whole thing. Many heavy girls on here say they are a BBW.I don't doubt that some of you are. But how much of the general population is actually attractive, much less "beautiful?" (They said less than 10% in that Seinfeld episode. It is of course subjective)Yes, beauty is is only skin deep, in the eyes of the beholder, blah blah blah, and your self esteem, general positivity or what mommy might have told you may lead you to conclude that you are "beautiful." That's fine.But think about it; how conceited is it to declare that you are a beautiful woman right out of the gate? (Whether you are or not?) You know you HATE conceited people who remind everyone how good looking THEY are, right?We know that a lot of women are self-admittedly obsessed with their appearance and others' perception of them. So if you declare you are beautiful, does that mean we all have to listen
TontoAn Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
ll ll
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! ll
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.
Tony Montana"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then whenyou get the power, then you get the woman
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world ismy balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"
"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!
"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me"
"Say goodnight to the bad guy"
Tonya Bakerhttp://cdbaby.com/cd/tonyabaker2
http://cdbaby.com/cd/tonyabaker
About Tonya Baker
Singing since the age of 11, Tonya knows that it is God who has brought her to this place in her life and given her an assignment: to minister His word to the world through song. "More than just another singer, God wants someone whose life will be a testimony of His goodness and grace toward His people. I believe people are looking for a life and not just another song. That is what empowers me to not only sing for Him and His glory, but to live for Him as well." Tonya recognizes that it will take the anointing of God to truly minister to people and change their hearts and minds. She longs to draw people closer to God through her singing and songwriting and let them know that He truly is a personal God, concerned about their lives and everyday affairs.
Tonya has made her mark on the Gospel scene all over the nation appearing at numerous churches and industry events. Tonya is recognized and criti
Tony Robbins Event Long BeachFucking Amazing is the first thing that comes to my mind sitting down to write! Im sure most people probably have a vision of Tony Robbins as some self help wacko that comes on tv and has way to much energy(well he does)but I have to say you would be totally wrong. He is one of the most amazing human being on this earth!! I have never seen any other person with that much knowlege of the human mind and how to demolish any thing thats astands between you and an amazing life! @ the last event I broke a board, it was really cool and the whole thing really gave a differnt view on my life and understanding of how I got to the point in life I was at. After that first seminar I made alot of changes in my life I stopped eating beef and chicken, dairy, and any processed foods! and I lost 30 lbs in 2 months I was able to get ride of anxiety that I had delt with for the last 6 years, and made alot of other amazing changes! Im not gonna say this is a cure all for all your problems, I still have the
Tony And Shaoono Need HelpMost of you know them as Blinky or doing 88 & ShaonnonLee.They are in a contest that ends Sept 3rd.They are about 700 out of the lead.Stop by and show some love..Thanks everyone
Tony JaaTony Jaa Tribute - Free videos are just a click away
To Ny It IsI never thought tomorrow would come. I fly to NY to get my car and my dog. Yeah have I missed Nada I know she is going to freak out when I pull up. I've been away before but this time my car wasn't left behind. Its been getting that owie fixed. I have booked a few sessions made plans to see friends then drive back here with the dog and my plants. Now thats going to be some trip don't you think? LOL
So I will be offline for a bit, I am taking my laptop with me but mostly for checking email. So if you dont hear from me dont worry I am fine. And once I am back things will start to fall into place real soon.
So be good ya'll or the Goddess will get you. LOL
Muah
The Goddess
Tonys LustYour body entices me
Says it wants me
I read your movements
And fallow along
My hands trace the lines
Fingers drag along the V
Muscles tighten
Breathing heavy
My lust grows
As you do too
I know u want it
I make my move
You fallow me
Pants down
Mouth open
Orgasm soon to cum
I long to hear you moan
I crave to pleasure you
Your hands on my body
Your warmth satisfies my lust
All that’s left to want
Is simply your love
Tonys TrinketIt took two seconds for me to see,
That I'm hooked by your breath.
Now I'm loving the way you play the game.
With desire.
Why don't you slide up close,
Run those hands through my hair,
And make sure to get a hard grip as you pull back.
I'm yours.
Or you can stroke me gently
Like your lucky rabbit's foot
A trinket tucked away in your pocket,
Your toy.
I'd have been the wolf at your door,
But by your hands my belly was split
And now I'm the pelt lying at your feet.
Conquered.
Tonys CravingI see your naked body flung out across the bed,
and want to worship every inch of your flesh.
I want to kiss you, lick you, smell you, taste you.
Let me bury my face between your beautiful creamy thighs
and bring you to the heights of ecstasy.
Let me pleasure you.
My tongue caressing your tender folds as I lap repeatedly, hungrily.
I want to devour your sex and make you feel like the goddess I see you as.
Let me relish your sweet juices as I suck on your womanhood.
I want to watch as you enjoy every second;
I want to see that lustful grin on your face
I treasure the moans and gasps escaping your throat;
the trembling of your thighs as you shake in delight.
I want to send you into convulsions of passion
as tremors of delight rip through your sexy body.
I will wallow in delight as our lust gushes forward from your loins..
I won't stop.
Tonys VacationDamn it, where is he? she thought and crawled out of her wet day dream lazily. Meet me by your spot on the beach, he’d said. Don’t be later then the sunset, he’d said. She crossed her arms under her breasts and huffed softly, the images of his naked body pressed against hers quickly fading with her annoyance. She looked up and down the beach. Nothing but palm trees, water, and sand. The sun sent shadows chasing one another as the trees swayed in the breeze and the sand moved with the passing waves. She entertained the idea of hiding in the shrubbery and palm leaves till he arrived, then jumping out to startle him but dismissed the scheme with a shake of her head, sending her hair flying around her face. Now she watched the dying light through a haze of brown and gold, so enticed by the brilliant colors and warm air that she didn’t notice a lone figure creeping up on her from behind. When the figure was close enough to touch, he reached out and ran a careless hand down her spine. Instea
Tony Romo Won His Showdown With Brett Favre And The Packers, Tossing Four Tds In The Win.a href="http://rainiedazze.com">
The speculation has been there for a couple of months now, but it was finally proven Thursday night.
The Cowboys are the best football in the NFC - right now.
Certainly, the Cowboys are hoping they will be able to claim that time come late January, but as things stand now, they are the top dogs in the conference after Thursday night's 37-27 win over the Packers in a showdown of 10-1 teams.
The Cowboys moved to 11-1 and clinched a playoff berth in the process. They can clinch the NFC East on Sunday if the Giants lose in Chicago or wrap up their first division title since 1998 by simply winning one more game.
But by beating the Packers in front of a raucous Texas Stadium crowd, the Cowboys now have the inside track on claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs.
"It's great to be 11-1," head coach Wade Phillips said. "This put us in the playoffs, which was our first goal. Our second goal was to win our division
Tony's Last Email 5-12-04Sup bro! Sorry I haven't been available to talk with you in a few weeks. I moved out of Mom and Dad's place, and am now living at the Vicory Mission here in Springfield. met some new friends and stuff, got a crummy ass job, broke my back, literally, still single, still haven't got laid in almost forever, and
have been accepted to Bryan College, I start that on June 7. Things are coming together slowly but surely.
My friend Kandi told me that you and/or *babydoll* needed to talk with me and that it was very important? Why haven't you all emailed me a note longer than one that says, "What's up?" Drop me a line and the next time that I am able to get online I'll hit ya back.
Until next time, adios, take care, and tell your ladyfriend that I said, "Hi!"
Peace Out!!!
Your Brother 4-Life,
Tony
*name editted for her comfort*
Tony(repost of original by 'DJ_TONY OWNER@WICKED(JUGGALO-FAMILY)' on '2008-04-06 17:13:46')
Tony Was Nice Enough To Compose This For MeI am not your Enemy nor Am I not nice
I am the Devilish Expression
So come and share in my Delights
Some can say I am Naughty but I just love to play
And if you like to see the Fun and Laughter on display
Look at the Profile Read and check it out
For we are here to amuse you and we will gladly help you out
We show the Love we have for you
And we can ignite the Fire
So check out the Page and see if you have the desire
Welcome to Fubar and Shine the Light of Love
With a Little Devilish Expression
We can help your page to soar
Now you might have Questions
And we are here to help
Just a Little Devilish Expression
Can bring Joy to everyone
I am not here for anything but to guide
So please do not try to take me upon any joy ride
I am Devilish Expression
But for those who need some help
So if you are excited then by all means ask us for help
We will gladly show you
How to make your Page glow
For Devilish Expression can help to make your friends and family glow
Tony's Last Poemi know i will miss Tony, he is a great person and a good friend to all. here is the last poem he wrote
Searching for the Dream of tomorrow
Dancing neath the Moonlit night
Casting out the promise as the song is shared with delight
Tomorrow seems to be just a vision unseen
Yesterday has passed us by
And today is just a dream
Searching for peace though no one knows where
Dreams of tomorrow shine like stars in the night
Though no one captures the Dream to hold it tight
Dreams of tomorrow Are soaring high once again
Can we find Peace within the Heart once again
Can we find a way to hold Harmony once more
Open up tomorrow Let our Spirits soar
Searching for the dream through the vision of delight
Searching for the Song to be Shared with the dream
Could we find Peace in the Dream of today
Tomorrow is the Vision will Peace now be Displayed
(Tony Kenyon 2008)
please go and show him the love he deserves
Tony Back Here His PoemDreams are like Ships upon the Oceans
Sailing toward the Heart from within
Igniting the desire of Passion
Sending spirits to dance upon the Wind
Friends are the Flame that burns forever bright
The Dream of love and Laughter
Hold the Desire to be kept alive
As we soar beyond the clouds
As we dance with the stars above
Friendships shine from within
Holding toward Peace once again
Set your sails for Paradise
Let your Dreams soar on high
Give the Warmth of Friendship
Let your heart be filled with pride
Stand upon the Ship of tomorrow
Listen to your heart sing of love
Friendship holds the Dream together
As you set sail to reach the stars
Tony Wrote This For All His FriendsMy song is heard upon the wind my Dreams are ignited by the stars above my heart sings out with kindness you see
I can stand tall and proud
Forever I will ignite the Spirit from within
You can not hold me back for I sour from where I stand
My Dreams are forever soaring high amongst the clouds
Dancing upon the Wind I have freedom to soar now
I will not be taken down Nor Will I be tied
I am the Dreamer who dances with Pride
Sing out with the wind Sing out with Love
Sing out to the stars and heaven above
The Dream is ignited the Fire burns bright
So Dance neath the moon let your Spirit soar with delight
No one can hold you back
No one can keep you tied
You are to soar with Your Head held on high
For in your Heart the Spirit sings with love
Dance with the Moon and stars high above
(Tony Kenyon 2008)
Tony Robbins"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."
Tony's BullyDJ BADBOY IS ROCKIN' COPPERHEADS!!
Dj Badboy is live and on air in Copperheads Lounge!!
Question is?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Come join the party and meet the best Dj's and hottest staff on the Fu!!!
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Tony Tribe Red Red WineYay after a few beers and this full blast really annoys the neighbours, rock with it Malcolm lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tony's HomeWow what a Chirstmas. I had a Great time with my Family. The kids and I toughed it out without Tony. Well Tony stopped drinking Nov.23rd. and when he sobered up he realized what he was about to loose and he could not stop thinking bout me and the kids. He said he would wake up thinking about me. Thought bout me all day at work and when he would go to sleep. He could NOT get me out of his head. He realized what his drinking had cost him and he wanted us back. He feels bad bout Tammy and he told her while they were togather that he was on the fence. He was not in love with her. He loved me. She of course is hurt like I was BUT she knew going into it that he had a Family that loved him and that she was a homewrecker.I hope he does not make me out to be a fool. Sober Tony always liked me Drunk Tony NEVER did. I tried to be tough as nails and stated I would NEVER take him back. When he called Sunday and we talked bout what a mess this is and how we both still loved each other and we owed it
Tony411...do You Know Him?What we are doing is giving a fantastic man credit where credit is due. Tony411 has gone out of his way to help his closest friends in every way possible. He is the sweetest, most caring man on Fubar, and an amazing friend.
Click the picture to go to Tony's Page!!!
Take a few minutes out of your busy day, and stop by his page and fan, rate, add, bling, or even crush him. If anyone on this site deserves it he does!! This unbelievable man is so close to Prophet that it would be appreciated if you would rate him hard and see if we can get him there!!!
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.- Helen Keller
Tony's Chicken Fingers With Sweet MustardTony's Chicken Fingers with Sweet Mustard
(Pat and Gina Neely)
Ingredients
Peanut oil, for frying
2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts
3 eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups panko bread crumbs
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon lemon-pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
Honey Mustard, recipe follows
Directions
Preheat oil to 350 degrees F.
Cut the chicken breasts into long strips and set aside.
Beat the 3 eggs in a separate bowl and measure the flour into another separate dish.
Measure the panko into a pie plate or shallow bowl and season with garlic powder, lemon-pepper, cayenne, salt and pepper.
Dip the chicken strips into the flour, the beaten egg and then dredge them into the seasoned panko.
Fry in the hot peanut oil for 6 to 8 minutes, until golden brown, and remove to a paper towel lined sheet tray. Serve with honey mustard sauce.
Honey Mustard:
1/2 cup Dijon mustard
1/2 cup honey
2 tables
TonyfreshMy name is Tony
I'm 18
I'm 6'3
I'm Tan
I have baby blue eyes
I'm Italian and German
I have black and blonde hair
I'm a dancer, I've been dancing for 11 years
I'm a dj, I've been djing for 5
I'm a coder, I started learning to code at 12
I have A LOT of experience with computers.
I run 3 businesses, I have a WebDesign business, I have a Web Hosting business, and a computer fixing/building business(locally)
I will write more later, I'm very tired.
Tony Montana225's Prayer For Father's,fuville225,and Tha' 225 Family!!!!!"JUDGE ME,O LORD;FOR I HAVE WALKED IN INTEGRITY;I HAVE TRUSTED ALSO IN THE LORD,THEREFORE I SHALL N-O-T SLIDE.EXAMINE ME,O LORD AND PROVE Me;TRY My REINS AND MY HEART.FOR THY LOVINGKINDNESS IS BEFORE MINE EYES:AND I HAVE WALKED IN THY TRUTH.I HAVE N-O-T SAT WITH VAIN PERSONS,NEITHER WILL I GO WITH DISSEMBLERS.I HAVE HATED THE CONGREGATION OF EVILDOERS;AND WILL N-O-T SIT WITH THE WICKED.I WILL WASH MINE HANDS IN INNOCENCY:SO WILL ICOMPASS THINE ALTAR,O LORD:THAT I MAY PUBLISH WITH THE VOICE OF THANKSGIVING,AND TELL OF ALL THY WONDEROUS WORKS.LORD,I HAVE LOVED THE HABITATION OF THY HOUSE,AND THE PLACE WHERE THINE HONOUR DWELLETH.GATHER N-O-T My SOUL WITH SINNERS,NOR My LIFE WITH BLOODY Men:IN WHOSE HANDS IS MISCHIEF,AND THEIR RIGHT HAND IS FULL OF BRIBES.BUT AS FOR ME,I WILL WALK IN MINE INTEGRITY:REDEEM MeAND BE MERCIFUL UNTO Me.My FOOT STANDETH IN AN EVEN PLACE:IN THE CONGGREGATIONS I WILL BLESS THE LORD.THE LORD IS My LIGHT AND SALVATION;WHOM SHALL I FEAR?!?THE LORD IS THE STRENGTH OF
TonyI am an experienced web master and a blogger. I love web designing and I also do online marketing. I provide web designig andSEO services to my clients. I own few websites and blogs and I listed them below, just to show my work and passion towardsweb designing and SEO. www.doylesroom.com Doyle’s Room is the only online pokersite endorsed by poker legendDoyle Brunson. Poker players from North America and around the world can compete for the biggest stakes on the web or sharpentheir poker skills while playing Texas Hold‘em and other popular games for free.
Tonya Aka Bi Sexy Molly Is A Hero She Died In Our Fatal House Fire With Her Sons * MomA Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
Tonya Aka Bi Sexy Molly Dies A Hero She Saved My LifeA Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
Tonya Aka Bi Sexy Molly Dies A Hero She Saved Sinfully Delicious LifeA Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
Tonya., Lovingly Yours, Heidi & Jacob XoxoxEVERYONE SAYS LOVE HURTS, BUT THAT ISN'T TRUE...LONELINESS HURTS, REJECTION HURTS, LOSING SOMEONE HURTS, ENVY HURTS...
EVERYONE GETS THESE THINGS CONFUSED WITH LOVE, BUT IN REALITY LOVE IS THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT COVERS UP ALL OF THE PAIN & MAKES SOMEONE FEEL WONDERFUL AGAIN...
LOVE IS THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT DOES NOT HURT...
Tonya...." THE STORY OF MY LIFE "
THE STORY OF MY LIFE IS VERY PLAIN TO READ...IT STARTS THE YOU CAME & ENDS THE DAY YOU LEAVE...THE STORY OF MY LIFE BEGINS & ENDS WITH YOU...THE NAMES ARE STILL THE SAME & THE STORY IS STILL THE TRUTH...
I WAS ALONE...YOU FOUND ME WAITING & MADE ME YOUR OWN...I WAS AFRAID...THAT SOME HOW I NEVER COULD BE A MAN/WOMAN YOU WANTED OF ME...
YOU'RE THE STORY OF MY LIFE, & EVERY WORD IS TRUE...EACH CHAPTER SINGS YOUR NAME...EACH PAGE BEGINS WITH YOU...IT'S THE STORY OF OUR TIMES & NEVER LETTING GO...IF I DIE TODAY, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW...
STAY WITH ME HERE...SHARE WITH ME, CARE WITH ME...STAY & BE NEAR & WHEN I'D LIE AWAKE EVERY NIGHT...JUST KNOWING SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE....THAT OUR AFFAIR MIGHT WRITE...
THE STORY OF MY LIFE IT'S VERY PLAIN TO READ...IT STARTS THE DAY YOU CAME & ENDS THE DAY YOU LEAVE...
YOURS LOVINGLY
DEEPBREAKFAST1960
XOXOX
TonyThe burning light of my soul burns so brightIt's in clear sightMy whole being feels like it's on fireburning and yearning with desireGive Me Your loveFill Me with the Fuel I need to burn brighterI can feel You in my heartI can feel You under my skinIt itches slightlyIs it such a SinTo want and need You so badlyKeep the flames going So I can be a beacon of Our love.Let Me soar as high as a DoveThis feels amazing.What We have You and I.It's clear as day how We feel.But it can only be Fubar my love.But We fit like a pair of Gloves Tight and snugI feel like Your little love bug.
Too All My FriendsHey I just thought I'd say thankyou for the welcoming me and for becoming my friends.. And to a certain female glade I have gotten to know you as well as I have.
Just thought for my first blog it be a shout out saying thanks for making me feel welcome.
Too Addictive....Dear friends, family, fans, and those I'm a fan of..
When I first signed up with cherry tap, I was warned about how addictive it is. Being new, I thought, "nah... just a website". Boy, was I wrong!
After spending a little time here, setting up my so called profile,... I started exploring... blogs... comments... photos... the usual. I found it to be interesting. I found a lot of YOU out there, interesting. Some of us have had some pretty cool convos... others have read some of my fantasies. I have said that i would do this to these people and that to those people, and given the chance, i meant every word of it, i would do it.
But during my stay here i fucked up pretty bad. I neglected to mention my Girlfriend. We have been together for just over a year, and it's been a fantastic year... until now. I neglected my girlfriend, spending more time on here than with her. It made her feel uncomfortable. And I never meant for that to happen. I never wanted that to happen. Because
Too All Who Feel Un Love.too all who love endlessly with out remorse shall find one who feels the same. need not look for they shall find you when time is right. the time may pass and people come and go. you need not worry for there is a plan for all. don't wish of death and keep from hurting your self feeling like your not worthy of love. every one finds love. I have once fell for the depressions trap of lovers remorse and tried to shoot my self. i also tried to jump from a building. both attemps where foiled but what i call a omen. the gun miss fired three times before my ex-girlfriend stopped me from pulling the trigger the forth time and i actually live from the fall of the 2 story house i jumped from so i gave up. so please don't fall for the depresions games. every one finds love. no one is ever undesereving of love. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MY FRIENDS.
Too All My Friends.. Fan Me!!Ok here is the deal lol.. i have 432 friends and 206 fans soo.. I would love for you guys to check and see I you have faned me or not I would love to have a close number of fans as well the number of friends.. obviously if your a friend of mine, I think you should be a fan as well right? lol.. well that is my opinon and if I havent faned you yet.. plz. let me know and ill do the same.. ty all.. ALL of you have been soo good to me.. :O)
TY again... Terminator123!!
Too All The Ladies !!!Want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE Y
Too All My Guy Friends!just saw this police report:
Today local police found a man's body in a bar parking lot.
They describe him as having a Beer Belly,
Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Wiener.
Let me know if you're OK.
Your Concerned Friend
Too Allwho belives is the parnormal? well my husband and i would like to get a team going........
Too All My Friends...happy Easter!!!Since there are so many of you to keep up with I thought I would take the simple way out and just wish every one at once a great and Happy Easter....***Hugzzzz and Kissses***
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Too Afraid To LoveI am scared of loving you
life has never gone my way
and with you i almost feel...
i almost feel like i can let go
but i hesitate...
dont tell me you'll love me forever
if you cant promise me tomorrow
i am lost without you
but scared of being with you
too scared of getting hurt
afraid of putting myself out there
you say you love me
but every night as you lay down
its her your next to
dont tell me you'll love me forever
if you cant promise me tomorrow
i am lost without you
but scared of being with you
you ask me about out future
and what i want
if i let my self belive
on what i really want
i dont think i can suvive that disapointment
dont tell me you'll love me forever
if you cant promise me tomorrow
i am lost without you
but scared of being with you
So i will keep my dreams
where they belong.
whispered in my ear as i sleep
as i lay alone
and you will never know..
that with you is where...
thats where i really want to be
dont te
Too AliveToo Alive
Help me
Pick me up
Been bleeding for far too long
I'm starving
I'd like to make this go away
It feels so strange to breathe
I'd like to make this go away
But it feels like I'm too alive
Heal me
Take my hand
This gun is loaded
To my head
I'd like to make this go away
It feels so strange to breathe
I'd like to make this go away
But it feels like I'm too alive
These feelings I can't take
Is my life worth enough to waste
When this love doesn't feel like love
When this love feels like hate
Will I choke
Or will I stumble
will I takethis bullet
Out of the chamber
When I talk
Do I mumble
Can I take it
I can't remember
I'd like to make this go away
It feels so strange to breathe
I'd like to make this go away
But it feels like I'm too alive
Too Allyou all make me smile,and make me want to walk that extra mile,you all are so sweet makes me want to meet all of you.you all are good people and have bean verry kind to me since i got on ct,the comments are so awsome and you all realy helped alot with my self esteam thanks a bunch love you all,susan
Too All My FriendsTHANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIFT'S I WILL MAKE SURE TOO RETURN THE FAVOR
Too All Those Peoplewho have promised me fan pics an haven't delvered .......thanks for notthing......too those who have
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Too All Those Peoplewho have promised me fan pics an haven't delvered .......thanks for notthing......too those who have
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Too All My FriendsWell I wanted to let everyone of my friends know that I have now moved from Washington State to the beautiful state of Pennsylvania. I also now have my internet back so let me know what has been going on with all of you.
Love ya all and missed ya all
Connie
Too All Those Missing SomeoneI watch my Mom sometimes. My Dad died 9 years ago. This time of year is rough for her sometimes. Tomorrow would have been their 51st wedding anniversary.
I miss my Dad too. He always made me laugh. I never wanted people to say that I looked like him growing up. Honestly, I do. I realy have his eyes. lol I got his sense of humor too. I will never forget my Dad saying I love you to me on his hospital bed. It was at that momment that I knew that he was gonna die.
The funny thing is that I love to think about him now. 9 years later and I am still telling his stories. lol My dad is the classic legend to several boys and girls.
The favorite of my neice is the Christmas tree incident. I was playing with the train around the tree with her while Mom was at the store. The train got stuck on the track and I had to climb under the tree. My neice accidentally tipped it over on me. My Dad was rushing out the door, because he said Mom wasn't blaming him for this one and the tree
Too All My Friendsjust wanted to let you all know i am ging to be away a few day and wont be on hate that i wont be leaving yall comments and showing my love i really do love all yall and will be back next week
Too All My Friendsi want to live free because i love to roam around and do what i want too do i have never did thing for my self that i have should have done before so if im firtin with you its because i think your hella fine and hella sexy and i cant help my self anymore
Too All My Friends, Fans And FamilyJUST IN CASE I DON'T GET TO LEAVE ANOTHER COMMENT I WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE GOT THIS ONE SO SORRY IF I SENT IT TWICE. I WILL BE LEAVING FOR BOSTON, MA TONIGHT THE 23RD OR TOMORROW AM 24TH AND BE BACK ON PM OF THE 24TH OR SOMETIME ON THE 25TH. WILL MISS YOU ALL AND PLEASE LEAVE LOVE AND MSG I WILL TRY AND RETURN ALL WHEN I GET BACK. PLEASE SHOW ALOT OF LOVE TO GARY AND TINKERBELL THEIR LINK IS ON MY PAGE AND THEY HAVE BEEN THE BEST AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER BOYFRIEND OR BFF. THANK YOU. LUV 2 U ALL!
XOXOXO BABS
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Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsSTOPPING BY TO WISH YOU A TASTY TUESDAY AND LEAVING SOME LOVE ON YOUR PAGE! PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN BUSY AND I AM TRYING TO SEND COMMENTS WHEN I CAN TO MY SPECIAL FRIENDS. BIG {{HUGS}} BABS
Too All Women!!!LETTER TO A WOMAN
If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read
this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep,
not just to read from time to time, but to also keep stored in your heart!
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When
I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils But you, woman, I
fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are
too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently
and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not
interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone
that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs
and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped
you....
I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your
characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate
Too All The Men Out There !!!! Women can not read your mind and we do not always know what you are thinking and feeling . If you want a perfect woman lol good luck finding one we are all human and make mistakes . Im rantling and raving I know but this is a fact you all always want us to know how you feel, what your wants and needs are before you tell us , You want love but want it on your terms only forget about how the women feels . Guess what wake up love is a 2 way street . You have to give and recieve . We dont not know what you tell you online friends . If we could read your minds we would all be one happy family Not !!!
Sorry for the ranting & raving but someone who shall remain nameless has pissed me off .
Too All My Haters!lolI keep it real and that's a promise.I may be a bitch but atleast i'm honest.When i walk by you stop and stare,well keep lookin' cause i dont care.I have my own life and style,not trying to please you or make you smile.When it comes to compotition you are out,so shut your hattin' ass and keep me out of your mouth.......
Fuck the fake***
Too A Good FriendToo A Good Friend
I look out my window To see if it's you Coming up my drivewayI sit on my front porch Thinking of the daysWhen we had the timeLooking at the spot where you sat Were the hell did you goOr am I trapped In a world that I think is thereOr am I the one who disappearedIs this all a dream when I wake up will you be thereIn my drive way smoking your cigaretteOr will it be me in the spot you used to standFilling my lungs with ashAnd I'll say this one is for you my dearest friendOr is it you with those wordsTell me now, is this how much it hurts
We are friend,Till the end!
Ashley V,Lindsay
Too Awake To Sleep, Yet To Tired To Do Anything But Sit Here. So Here's A Random Blog.Outside the massive front windows I hear a chorus of crickets providing me with a symphony of chirps. I hear the fans whirring overhead, and I feel its cool, delicate brush of air against my skin. The darkness outside is so thick, and then a car rushes by on a deserted road, perhaps heading for home from a long shift of work. Perhaps they couldn't sleep either. I had a mostly uneventful day. While juggling with my 7 month old I played a few games of Starcraft 2. I failed miserabley, but at least I had an enjoyable time. And now, it's Sunday. Creeping in slowly, only to rush passed us to greet Monday morning. I wish I could cling to Sundays, and skip Mondays all together.
And now, I'm sitting here reading this paper I am writing contemplating the media and it's responsibility in our society. Media obligations to be an informant in government actions. Media obligations to provide to the viewer unbiased, truthfuly information about many things. But my, how the media has fail
Too Aggressive!I recently got this from someone who I had repeatedly told I was not submissive - "You're too Aggressive"... "I want you to just lay there still and let me do you."
REALLY?????? It wasn't news that I wasn't a dead body... I told you multiple times that I'm a Dominant person... not into inflicting pain, but Dominant in that I inflict pleasure by my rules and giving to my partner...
I NEVER gave you any inclination that I was gonna lay there still as a log...
I hate to see a nice sized dick wasted -- but man I know of one that is...
Too Bad For Italy's Motors SportsAfter 2 weeks we know all the results about F1 and Moto GP.
Shumacher did a wonderful race, on the grid was 10th, then after 3 laps take the 6th place, then a contact with renoult cars destroy one tire, box and then restart again, after that he was the last one with 38 seconds of distance from the car before him.
I did somthing of incledible, in the end he took the 3rd place, the pilots and constroctor chempioship is gone, Ferrari lost it and lost one of the most incldible pilot of the story.
Today Valentino Rossy on the Yamaha lost both again.
What we can say now? is not a good moment for Italian pilots and constructor i hope next year everything could be better....
Too Be Or Not Too BeWith in the next week, I will be clearing out my friends names. I will keep a list of friends that I talk to or message, or chat with. I should drop from 143 friends down way lower as I am clearing the ones that I dont talk to or do anything else with. When I do this I can keep up with the friends and answer their bulletins and their Blogs. So if you would love to stay on my list just say Hi once-in-awhile it would not hurt. There are some friends that I would never delete from my list you know who you are. (At the end of the week I will go and check my friends list and make sure that I have rated their pic and comment on them). (Stephen)
Too Busy For A Friend...Too Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between
each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about
each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment,
and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a
separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about
that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire
class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I
meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much."
were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if
they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't
matter. The exercise h
Too Bad Nobodys In Abq.Because tonight is the usual Industrial/Goth/Dominatrix/Fetish night its always been down at OPM.
But, if you are in ABQ... Well, you're in luck. ;). Wanna see me and others get beat on stage? OPM nightclub. 2nd and gold. Thursdays. 18+.
See you there? =D
Too Busy ...Hi all,
i love you and i send you a galaxy of Kisses.
At this moment, i'm too busy at work !!!
See you soon nd nice day, night and love.
Too Busy“If we are too busy, if we are carried away every day by our projects, our uncertainty, our craving, how can we have the time to stop and look deeply into the situation-our own situation, the situation of our beloved one, the situation of our family and of our community, and the situation of our nation and of the other nations?”
Too Big MafiaCHECK OUT MY PEEPS MUSIC.....TOO BIG MAFIA.....LISTEN TO MY WORK WITH THEM!!!!!
Click here for TOO BIG MAFIA on myspace.
Too Busy For A FriendToo Busy for a Friend.
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each
name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each
of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as
the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate
sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire
class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant
anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most
of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they
discussed them after class or with their paren
Too Bad.....It's just too damn bad that men's noses don't grow, like Pinocchio's did, every time they lied. Just think.....we could ride that like a pecker too.
Smiles
Too Busy For A FreindToo Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but
Too Busy For A FriendToo Busy for a Friend ?
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't ma
Too Busy For A FriendToo Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matte
Too Busy For A Friend...Too Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but
Too Busy For A Friend ?SATURDAY, June 16, 2007
Today, I visited my closest internet friend's blogs. There I found one of those things that draws me to her constantly---her unfailing sweetness to all.
Once again, ~Nyne~
Too Busy for a Friend ?
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others l
Too Busy For A Friend...Too Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exe
Too BadThere have been many, many times when I may have.
disturbed you,
troubled you,
pestered you,
irritated you,
bugged you or got on your nerves with all the complaining I do,
So today I just wanna tell you that...
I PLAN TO CONTINUE
Too Busy??Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and find you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones....
Too BlissfulI'm too blissful to think
Too full of hope to not want to try
So entangled by your kiss
That it keeps me up at night.
I'm too blissful not to tell you
How strong and amazing I think you are.
So full of what could be
To let it put me in a head lock
Your kiss is so amazing
Your touch sends shivers up my spine.
I could lay in your bed forever
Not wanting to move ahead in time
Your smell is better than any drug
Your kisses in the morning are the best.
I could stay awake for hours
Watching you sleep and breathe
You have made me see the possibilities
And what true feelings could be
I don't have any power over you
I just simply am too full of bliss.
Too Busy For A Friend?One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exer
Too Busy For FubarRight now. I just dont have the time for fubar. I have alot of weight on my back. I will be back in about 10 week with a new account.
Too Badwritten...Jun,21,2007
When the sky falls down,and the world turns away.
You look so mad,
But you want to stay.
Try to make you smile,
Why do I try anyway?
Life goes on in the fast lane.
Don't be angry ,Don't be sad.
You knew I was someone you could never have back.
What should I say?
You're so mad,
But you want to stay,
Too bad,
So sad.
Raksha Soulraven ©2007
Too BadRunning down another dream
Things are'nt always what they seem
I'm sorry for the way things are
I'm sorry they have gone this far
I walked along the beach today
And cried for you along the way
Your journeys over like a setting sun
But yet your life has just begun
All things will change but not for thee
The life you wanted's now a memory
As darkness settled in my heart
I wept of a way for you to start
But what has happened can't be undone
Before your twenty your no longer one
And soon he'll leave just like I've said
And lifes hardest lesson will pound your head
I have not lied nor will I now
I'll try and help you through somehow
Your heart must listen it cannot hate
I've witnessed others with your fate
The life you live is no longer yours
Your just some sand upon the shores
You decide for no one other than
The one inside you who'll need a plan
Too Busy For A Friend...Too Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter.
Too Blehsome fu's have "too cute" or "too sexy" as their profile name
guess what...
youre not
Too Busy For Im03/19/09
What is wrong with this shout box? Over and over i am asked do you have yahoo or msn? yes i do, and if i was log into them i would not have time to play on fubar. Fubar is a whole lot more fun. If you are chatting with me here, that should be enough. If you see pictures of me, then let that do for now. If i decide to post nude picture and you are in my list, you will see that.
BTW if i do decide to play, it will not be with a guy that say lets fuck tomorrow....geezzeee man....you don't want any puzzzy talking like that.....it is what it is, deal with it or move the fuck on!!!
Not that i am trying to be rude or have anything that i am trying to hide, but no IM for me please. All my contact info is on my home page, if you would like to add me to your IM go ahead and do so. I will not add you as a friend until i know who you are, but i will allow you to see when i log in. I rarely logs into either one of the program, so you would have a better chance getting to know me
Too Brun My DntiseyWho says I need to spell right anyway.. ???
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To Obama SupportersI wish Obama the best of luck. I hope he is a good President. But I won't hold my breath. Thanks to all that voted for him. Now we will have 4 more years of crap.
Too Bad. Soo Sad. Buh Bye Now.LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Carrie Prejean has been stripped of her Miss California title.
"The Miss California USA Organization, in conjunction with the Miss Universe Organization and with the blessing of its owner, Mr. Donald J. Trump, announced today the termination of Carrie Prejean as Miss California USA 2009, citing continued breach of contract issues," the Miss California Organization said in a statement to Access Hollywood.
The group kicked the controversial beauty queen from her post due to "contract violations including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization," the pageant's Executive Director, Keith Lewis, said in a statement.
Last month, Trump decided that Prejean would be allowed to keep her crown despite racy photos of the 22-year-old surfacing on the Internet. But Lewis claims that in the weeks that followed, the beauty queen did not step up to the plate.
"Since that time it has become abundantly clear that
Too Broken Too Fix?it appears that pain has become my new best friend
being laughed at by women, doors always being slammed,
no matter how well i treat them
this is a diary of a broken man.
15 long years of abuse and lonelyness
has begun to take its toll on me,
removing myself from the general populace
is the only solution that i can see.
i know that im not the best looking man
that doesnt mean i dont have a heart,
but the laughter by women lingers in my mind
and that has ripped me apart.
living my life alone
is a fate that i have to endure,
appearently im not good enough
to have a woman in my life anymore.
i dont know what keeps me going
or what keeps me strong,
but i will have this wall up
until someone can prove me wrong.
Too BadIt is just TOO BAD that I am upsetting you with my status changes! (fu) anyway! lol
Too Bad Its A DreamLying in my bedThere was too much space for meThen I closed my eyes
And you visualizedYou were with that dressred and so fairI could see your soulI pulled my hand to youand tore your dress color of bloodleaving your naked bodyI watchedyour way bastard asking for more,waiting for the next actAnd I stopped in front of your bodywithout knowing whether the contemplatedor whether it abusedAnd with the gentle touch of my handsscoured all linesand all curvesAnd more to explore your bodynever decorate your mapIn each attack discoverednew details, new secretsAfter going through your being tiredMy mouth begging turnI wanted to feel like your sinCedi then my instinctand an endless follythose scoured againpaths already knewI got lost between your armsDo not know if dominated or was dominatedI do not know if it was or was youJust wanted that momentwere eternalJust heard your moanand the beating of your hearterraticallyIt was just a body in rhythmWe were pure horninessAnd just that moment matteredN
Too Big For The Britches?Woman Who Can’t Fit Into Skirt Denied Job as ‘Kilt Girl’
Usually job candidates are turned away because they don’t have the right skill set or enough experience, but one California woman said she didn’t get a job because she doesn’t have the right body type.
Jennifer Rogers, of Palm Desert, Calif., claimed she didn’t get a job at the Tilted Kilt Pub and Eatery in Palm Desert because a skirt that is part of the uniform there didn’t fit her. The 20-year-old made it through the application process but was turned away when it was time to try on the required “costume,” she told ABC News affiliate KESQ.
“Because the skirt was a size too small, they said that I could not work there,” Rogers told KESQ. “I couldn’t wear the uniform.”
Rogers applied to be a “Kilt Girl” at the restaurant, which is scheduled to reopen in two weeks after being closed for a year and a half. The job is l
Too Bad - Ugly Kid JoeToo many times I've seen your kindWashed upon the shoreToo many times you locked me outJohnny knockin', knocking at your doorYou're looking past the mirrorYes, you've reached the other sideYou're striving for the pinnacleBut you're holding on too tightAnd when you hold the ticketFor your one way rideYou wonder where you're goingAnd you can't hideToo bad, too bad, JohnnyWhat you gonna do?Too bad, too bad, JohnnyNow your time is throughSo many highs and lows right nowWhat are we to doYou know we're trying so damn hardJohnny just to try and talk to youYou're swimming in an oceanIt's so black and coldI feel you got the notionAnd it's eating at your soulAnd when you hold the ticketFor your one way rideYou wonder where you're goingAnd you can't hideToo bad, too bad, JohnnyWhat you gonna do?Too bad, too bad, JohnnyNow your time is throughShe said, she knew the answerHe was falling, falling fasterRound and round and round, no where to goSomeone had to help the boyHe said no, no, noSo many mixe
Too CuteOK SINCE YOURE HERE AND YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
PLEASEPLEASE CLICK AND RATE THIS PHOTO
Too Clever !This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN
Too CloseToo many emotions I feel at once.
my heart beats so fast
that I fear it will shatter.
I just want to stay in the dark and be all alone
and feel it numb my broken soul.
Why am I feeling like this,
where the need to cry is all I want?
To let it escape from my body
but I am tired of crying,
of drowning in my own self-pity.
The days and nights are becoming too confusing
as I toss and turn and struggle with sleep.
Why is it when I am around you
all I want is to feel your arms around me
to hear your soothing voice, comforting
as I cry unshamelessly
I want to be close to you and know "you"
but I am scared, so I become distant
and feel the walls going back into place.
Everytime I am alone my mind goes to him and I cry inside,wishing it would go away.
It's already too long to still feel this pain.
I have no one to talk to
and tell them that I still hurt inside.
I can't tell you because I know I cant get too close to you.
For now, I am already frightened by what i feel fo
Too Cute - Writing Assignment!Here is a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From
Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment
with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person
will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As
homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short
story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to
me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph
to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first
person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to
keep the story coherent.
There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails, and
everything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over
when both agree a conclusion has been rea
Too Close For ComfortHow close is too close? Each one of us has a different answer to that question, depending on our personalities and life experiences. We all put up fences to protect ourselves from being hurt or taken advantage of. But whether that fence has a swinging gate or is topped with barbed wire depends on the individual’s ability to trust.
Trust comes easy for some people, was learned at a young age from loving parents. They learned how to love and be loved. People are welcome to participate in their lives. They have the ability hold someone and feel totally comfortable in that embrace. Self-confidence and inner-strength exude from every pore.
It may be a different story for another. Being an unwanted child, unloved or abused can greatly affect one’s ability to love and trust. The need for self-preservation causes high fences to be built and gates to be locked. Learning to trust anyone is a difficult process. Finding the courage to step outside the gate takes hard work and time.
Too CoolThis is the official Santa Tracker web site for NORAD too funny
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
"too Close For Comfort"I never meant the things I said
To make you cry
Can I say I'm sorry
It's hard to forget
And yes I regret
All these mistakes
I don't know why you're leaving Me
But I know you must have your reasons
There's tears in your eyes
I watch as you cry
But it's getting late
Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
When I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll never know
Remember when we scratched our names into the sand
And told me you loved me
But now that I find
That you've changed your mind
I'm lost for words
And everything I feel for you
I wrote down on one piece of paper
The one in your hand
You won't understand
How much it hurts to let you go
Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll n
Too Cute Not To LaughA little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those idiots deducted $95.00 in taxes.
Too Cute Must ReadThis has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations)!
"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Hello, this is Ken Renard and I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: pro
Too Coldok i know i live in canada and winter is supposed to be cold but im not liking this cold snap.this is the first time its really gotten cold out and i havent really worn a jacket this year yet alone had to bundle up. right now it is -18*C outside.(thats 0*F for everyone south of the border). i guess its the fact that i was wearing a t-shirt on friday and today its too cold to go for a timmies.(coffe for those of u who don't know Tim Horton's) ya it's 5:52am here in toronto and i just felt like ranting about the cold. hopefully the lakes will finally freeze and i can get some ice fishing in.
Too CuteIf this doesn't bring a smile then you really must be having a bad day!
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
" Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver
out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
"too Close For Comfort"I never meant the things I said
To make you cry
Can I say I'm sorry
It's hard to forget
And yes I regret
All these mistakes
I don't know why you're leaving Me
But I know you must have your reasons
There's tears in your eyes
I watch as you cry
But it's getting late
Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
When I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll never know
Remember when we scratched our names into the sand
And told me you loved me
But now that I find
That you've changed your mind
I'm lost for words
And everything I feel for you
I wrote down on one piece of paper
The one in your hand
You won't understand
How much it hurts to let you go
Was I invading in on your secrets
Was I too close for comfort
You're pushing me out
When I'm wanting in
What was I just about to discover
I got too close for comfort
Driving you home
Guess I'll n
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Too Close To HomeAll at Once the Fray
There are certain people you just keep coming back to
She is right in front of you
You begin to wonder could you find a better one
Compared to her now she's in question
And all at once the crowd begins to sing
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
Maybe you want her maybe you need her
Maybe you started to compare to someone not there
Looking for the right one you line up the world to find
Where no questions cross your mind
But she won't keep on waiting for you without a doubt
Much longer for you to sort it out
And all at once the crowd begins to sing
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
Maybe you want her maybe you need her
Maybe you started to compare to someone not there
Maybe you want it maybe you need it,
Maybe it's all you're running from,
Perfection will not come
And all at once the crowd begins to sing
Sometimes
We'd never know what's wrong without the pain
Sometimes the h
Too Crazy.Ok so...
Last night I had dinner with a friend here in Arizona...and she just happens to be living with an ex of mine. This particular ex just happens to be schizophrenic. He ALSO happens to be off his meds.
The dinner went fairly well. Tim [the ex] was kind of out of it...but it was pretty much what I'd expected. Otherwise, we talked, we laughed, we ate crappy Denny's and drank flat soda.
Tonight, I get a call. Nyssa's upset. She's crying. She can barely speak to me. She had apparently come home to find Tim passed out near death on the floor and a note on the table.
He had OD'd. And he was rushed to the hospital via ambulance.
I surround myself with crazy people. I know that I do this. Just about everyone I care about has some kind of dysfuction. They keep life interesting. Each of them brings something different into my life...a completely new way of viewing the world. Each of them touches a different aspect of me.
Sometimes it's like there are so many people insid
Too CuteA frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this)
(A masterpiece)
Too Cute.so my boss was sitting behind me chatting with me while she was working. i got up to go put some postage on some invoices i was sending out (yes i do occasionally work lol) and she goes to me, "Persia, what do you listen to when you want to relax? Cause I'm pretty sure you can't listen to that and relax."
I giggled and told her I could fall asleep to it if I needed to.
Anyway this is what I was listening to.
(Give it a sec to load)
I'm sure anyone could fall asleep to this!
Too CoolRamones - I Wanna Be Sedated Lyrics
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I gotta go
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna
Too Cold!I really need to get out of New England. It is just too darn cold for me up here in the winter. It was 15 degrees this morning, warmed all the way up to 21. At least the sun is shining and there is no wind .. but that doesn't seem to make too much difference today.
I think the only thing that will warm me up at this point is a nice hot bath.
Too CoolTOO COOL.
I HAVE BEEN HERE two days and I am up to level 5 !
created my first mumm, and cant wait to be able to make my own lounge! gonna take a while, it is almost like Dungeon and Dragons role playing game in the sense that the higher you go up in levels the more it takes you to increase each level!
Man !! there are SO MANY NICE People here that I can only conclude that is the main reason I have run into so many jerks on the internet; you are keeping all the cool people in here!!! LOL
I like the lounges and the way people welcome you when you come in.
Oh yeah, BTW if I came in your Lounge Last night and said 'hi everybody' twice and sat there for 5-10 minutes waiting for a response, DO YOU THINK I will be back, (if i liked the music) well maybe but it will probably be an accident lol!
Bottom line is greeters are Great!
It avoids uncomfortable stagnation in the chatroom I have encountered before.
hey this is feedback! I wasnt planning on doing a
FEEDBACK BLOG! OH WELL i got
Too Cute!!!A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh
Too Corny! LmaoooA hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out of his wheelchair, when I noticed the man had a tattoo on his knee. "What's that?" I asked, unable to make out the design.
"It's a banjo," he said sheepishly. "I'm from Alabama."
Too CloseAt the end of the day when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other? It's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we remain close to. And once we've chosen those people we tend to stay close by-no matter how much we've hurt them-the people that are still with you at the end of the day, those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close, but sometimes that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.
Too CloseHave you ever loved someone so much that you would die for that person? You would be lost with out him? You would have no idea what to do because there is no reason to live anymore. Well that's how i feel right now. It feels like whenever something good happens in my life, it gets fucked up somehow. The love of my life is in surgery right now, and there is a chance he wont make it out alive. If he doesn't, I want everyone to know that I have no point in living anymore. I know this sounds childish, but if you knew me like my closest friends do, you would know why I'm saying this. Everyone I love, gets hurt somehow. I'm intelligent enough to know that the reason the get hurt is because I got too close to them. There is only one person who can truly understand (you know who you are). I am fucking scared to death and I can only help myself.
Too Close To The Matrix...ok none of this is real...i was a fool to deny it.
theres real people on here sure, im one them.
but mostly its puffing out the chest (of both genders)
to show their wonderfulness via html and icons.
i would have to say i have met some good people on here.
but im a moron if i think that this is anything more than a lagging soft porn/bullshit rhetoric site.
the games are great.
some of the djs are awesome.
and thats it.
haha.
so fcuk the emo zombies showing off their new hair and myspace angled boob shots.
the "pure race" recruiters who cant leave the house to do it because of house arrest.
screw the creeps who pay real money just to see a strangers naked pics.
piss off to the mumm creators who spout off their agenda driven explainations
kiss my broke ass to all the attention wh0res who NEED my ratings.
fcuk off to all the internet tough guys who are ready to come "git" me because of my beliefs.
mostly rednecks stuck in barns with free wi-fi.
its like high school with a
Too Cold-- To AloneThese things I once All shamed These things I Tried to hold stillI kept telling myself just on more pillI did it to relsease I did it to relaxall the while Making you feel alright anConvinceing you I was fine The only thing I wanted was for you to hold me tighhtI tired to show you the best I knew howOf the many things that troubled me now.Not knowing what is right, Not knowing If Ill make it untill dawn light.Sitting their cold as steel-- I plead with you just one more pill.My hands so shaky an so cold- All the things I never wanted to know.I just wanted to feel out of this hole.Shaky My hands graps so cold what is left of this razor I hold. All I know is I feel so alone.I just want you to know-- no matter what You will always have a hold. On my heart That is all to cold.To cold to hearTo cold to care
Too Close By Alex Clare"Too Close"
You know I'm not one to break promises,I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe.At the end of it all, you're still my best friend,But there's something inside that I need to release.Which way is right, which way is wrong,How do I say that I need to move on?You know we're heading separate ways.And it feels like I am just too close to love you,There's nothing I can really say.I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,Got to be true to myself.And it feels like I am just too close to love you,So I'll be on my way.You've given me more than I can return,Yet there's oh so much that you deserve.There's nothing to say, nothing to do.I've nothing to give,I must live without you.You know we're heading separate ways.And it feels like I am just too close to love you,There's nothing I can really say.I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,Got to be true to myself.And it feels like I am just too close to love you,So I'll be on my way.So I'll be on my way.And it feels like I am ju
Too Damn FunnyDEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M
WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND
BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS
SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER
TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT
AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO
MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN
THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE
WHOLE WINTER.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND
THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT
ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND
TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND
ECSTASY WE NEED.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE
FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE
DESER
Too Deepfears allayed with the trust
we have sensed and sworn
I didn’t know I could give again
my love with no restraint
your kisses wake each pore
of my tingling satin skin
pink orchid blooms so soon
your senses captured by its scent
come love, drink of peach wine
warm and sweet on your tongue
so easily I melt into your arms
and weep with joy released
thousands of kisses deep inside
my thighs dripping with your love
too deep are my thoughts for poetry
too deep is my love for breath
Too Damn Funny!!Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
PLEASE remember its all for fun and no offence!!
Too Dirty And Not Cute EnoughI’m a drain
Oblivious
Dried, cracked, frozen lips
Right here, and missed
Kiss at my shifting pulse
The rust of my pointless love and useless apologies
I can’t help but be sorry to everyone
For not conforming to perceptions of happiness
Face damp
Chest cramps
High maintenance
I can always function but have to be stroked to be clean and fulfill wishes
Everything always comes back to sex
Because I’m just a horny fucking pest
Trying under duress to repress my natural state
No matter how many times I wipe the slate
The etchings remain the same
No shift
No change
Too dirty to recognize my own grace
I bring broken tidings of a fuck up and a waste
I have been sweet before but right now it’s an awful taste
All I see is shit when I look at my face
An unused whore left to pace up and down the street
Constantly lowering my rates
Get pimp-beaten for not making the pay…
No wait
That sounds good, and I’m not lucky enough for that
More like I’m sentenced to forever r
Too Damn Funny.The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?
" Suzie replied:"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
Too Damn Funny!!!!! (and Pathetically True)This was a bulletin that I reposted today and it's just too good to pass up! Stop by and show this guy some love if you can because this is the funniest thing I've read in a long damn time!!! :P
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I saw something new today, a different level of social extortion that just cracked me up....."Buy me Blast to see my NSFW pics" lmao.
So I have to seize this moment before it gets away, cause so many times we wonder where terms or cliches' come from.
Sooo...
I, Majik, user #160789, hereby proclaim and add to the Cherry Tap Dictionary, that is level of social extortion be deemed "BLASTITUTION", and subsequently its endeavorers to be apply called "BLASTITUTES".
Have as much fun with that as you like, as I know you will. Gimme a repost or a kudo if you see fit, no pressure or questioning your friendship involved there.
Too DaaLove and Faith
When i touched your skin for the first time
It drew tears from my mind
Leaving my mouth and heart empty
That this moment in the garden of love
I will forever cherish
There is no other with the presence of you
To keep me warm with love and faith
I've never felt this way about anyone
The way you have this strong hold
On my body and mind
There is only one place for you
And that's next to my heart.
Jessie
Too DeepI do not want this poem to go too deep.
It's premature, and love's too far away.
But there are things I feel the need to say
Rather than more days of silence keep.
I hope for you it's not too great a leap
To hear me talking to you in this way.
My fears sometimes my sentiments betray,
Telling me to put my thoughts to sleep.
Ever since we met I've thought of you
As something more than just a passing friend.
You seem so lovely, like a melody
That haunts me with the wisp of something true.
You haunt me still, and so I won't pretend:
I tell you this that you might think of me.
Too Damned FunnyAll hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.........
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play
with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips
together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer
Too Damn FunnySING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall an
Too DrunkI hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
tell my friends to come and waiste the day.
I got a dimeback,
cortoroys,
colored sleeves,
and a bindle with some LSD.
Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me forget my name.
I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most suckas are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin f**ked up every night.
Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin drunk all night im sorry but i have to say,
im too drunk to f**k.
Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women comin after me i put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out,
tore up,
drunk as f**k and i wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.
I could spend my lifetime gettin high.
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Too Damn FunnyRalph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph. Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No I can't be I've got too much too live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, I'm sorry, but theres only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken. Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So you're the new hen, huh? Hows your first day here? 'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm gonna explode! 'Your ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? 'Never,' said Ralph. Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal. Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was ove
Toodles Toatser ScroodleA thousand questions run threw my head.What did I do and what could I'd of said?They say the best thing to do is walk away rather then argue.I was damned if I do and if I don't.You mine as well of cut my throat.Opening my eyes has always been hard for me to do.Even if I hear it with my own ears.Didn't listen to my gut to believe it was true.I must of been a fool not to see.You don't know how to love unconditionally.You get bored and off you go.It's like clock work don't ya know.I'm not the only one you've done this too."Fuck off!"......"Your a cunt!" and off you go!To party, get fucked up and fuck a hoe!I'd hate to be in your shoes, I am happy I am me!I've given my all and been kicked for it too.I'll brush off my pants and do without you boo!You got the best of me, yes that is true.Just should me I deserve better then you!I cooked I cleaned and did anything you asked of me.If that's not good enough for you then no one will ever be.I knew this would happen it's true!Farew
Too Early In The MorningIt's like 7:42 a.m. here and I am so tired. bet you're wondering well why the hell did you get up so early for? lol well just to get on the computer a bit before my folks get home and then back to bed for me. and this ends my lil rant of nothing for now:P
Too Early To Tell You It's Too EarlyThe time is 5:07am and its dark outside; it might as well be any one of the hours that exist past twilight and before dawn. The dark only has one color and it matches stains on your shirt and the shadows between the valves in your heart. You think that sleep will come easy tonight but you know that once your eyes shut your brain begins to play games. They aren’t the same ones you played as a child, it is not as easy as hop-scotch or hide and seek but you think back to that simple time and recite those rhymes that made you laugh back then. With a shot in the arms you are brought back to reality and it doesn’t look like the one you had painted with your fingers. A nail gets broken into the colors and the flesh peels and stretches and springs back just enough so that the paint can find its way into your bloodstream. Step backwards because you have a better chance of running the rest of this race with your back facing the direction you’re going. Its really the only way you can see where yo
Too Everyonei have this calling thing and if you want to call you can ok thanks becky
Too Effin Funny!!!All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!
1. "Who represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com
2 . "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com
< BR>3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than " Pen Island " at http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the "Italian Power Generator" company, http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the "Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales ,
http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for "IP computer software", there's always.
http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. The " First Cumming Methodist Church " Web site is h
Too Every OneClose your eyes... And go back...
Before the Internet or the AIM
Before semi automatics and weed
Before playstation2 or X-bOX
Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...
..Way back...
I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.
Red light, Green light.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Mother May I?
Red Rover
four square
Hula Hoops
Running through the sprinkler
Happy Meals
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car
Wait...
Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
Like Hey Arnold and Doug
Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!
Who could forget Snick
Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles, scooby doo, and Power Rangers,
Christmas morning...
Your first day of school
Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
Climbing trees
Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck
A million mosquito bit
Too Early In The MorningToo early in the morning to make much sense. My brain doesn't function well before noon. SOmewould say it doesn't function much after that either. :)
Today WILL be a better day. I just have to focus on the positive things in my life. I have so much to be thankful for. A special friend lectured me a bit on that yesterday and she's right. I do need to focus on what is good. I'll write more later, but for now I gotta get a shower and head to a meeting.
Oh, and Happy Birthday to that friend. :)
Too Everyonesorry i can no longer rate shit ct told me i reached my max for today
Too Everyonewho took the time too wish me happy birthday ty
an too my wonderful wife star
you made it the best
i love you more then you'll ever know
love your
tyty
Too Everyonewho took the time too wish me happy birthday ty
an too my wonderful wife star
you made it the best
i love you more then you'll ever know
love your
tyty
Too Easy StewIngredients:
* 2 lb London broil, cut up
* 1 can sweet peas, drained
* 1 can sliced carrots, drained
* 1 large onion, diced
* 3 medium potatoes, diced
* 1 envelope brown gravy mix
* 1 envelope onion soup mix
* 1 tsp garlic powder
Salt and pepper to taste
Method
Put ingredients into large crock pot, sprinkle with dry ingredients, cover with water and simmer all day or at least 6 hours.
Notes:
Number of servings: 6
Too EveryoneGood morning to all! I just wanted to say thank you all for the many many birthday wishes! I'm sorry I don't have the time to thank each and everyone of them on a one on one basis, but do know that shortly the new job and new home, kids school will all be finally in order, and hopefully I'll get the chance to once again talk to all my favorites, lots of love,Muahhhhh
Too Easy, Drill Sergeant!So, I wake up Wednesday with a bit of a sore throat. No big deal, right? Half the population woke up with a sore throat Wednesday. My temperature begins to rise. 102.7? That's not too bad. Extra water and maybe some Ibuprofen should do the trick. My fever subsides, which is cool, but now I can't really talk, as my voice is dead except for a few manly grunts here and there, but hey, I'm Communicator Girl and it's what I do. So, I do my rounds, but I have to confess that there's a definitive lack of pep in my step. I don't get around to sleeping until Thursday morning and when I do sleep, I sleep for a good three hours, waking up every fifteen minutes or so. At this point, life is grand if you overlook the fact that I'm having difficulty breathing. I can actually talk a bit, though my speech is somewhat stilted, what with the lack of oxygen and all. I call to see if I can get an appointment. There's nothing available which fits my schedule. *insert sigh here*
I get dresse
Too Early ...omg ... gir!!! way too fucking early ... it is 7:35 am and i have been up for an hour. i hate mornings but i have to be up. i have to go to work ... gir! i do'nt wanna! too fucking tired ...
Too EverbodyHello everbody i am nick seagle i have decedied to call it quits this sunday will be my last day on here. It was a hard decision four me I just do get much help from anybody I no it sounds like i am bitching i am really not . The same people always help me they done all the can and so have i I wana thank you all 4 letting me in your lives . I am doing this with tears in my eyes because it was not a easy choice four me . There are to many peeps to thank i wana thank you all 4 all the support and love you guys have shown me and it do to lack of help i never get any and when i ask four it sum peeps just do not care or there are just meen
if u wana keep in touch with me feel free 2 e-mail me at brndy1808@aol.com i no it girl name it my sister name
i will miss most of you
I love ya all
nick
Too Excited To SleepI took a shower and now I can't sleep. Usually the late night shower helps me sleep better. I think I'm just too excited about getting my car tomorrow!
Someone fondle my boobs and cuddle me to sleep. Thanks.
Too Early 4 This Shit!!!!!!!!It is 7am and I've barely taken my morning piss and already there is drama. How can people piss me off so early in the morning???? Why do you have to use MY car to drop your kids off b/c you let your dirty assed boyfriend take yours to work? WHY? I don't give a damn if he is giving you money. YOU HAVE CHILDREN! THEY COME FIRST! If he stayed his smelly ass in his smelly barracks room that Uncle Sam provides for him, you getting up to take him to work at 4am would not be an issue! Why does he even spend the night over here when he has to be to work so fucking early? Why is he over here in front of your kids? Why did you lie and say he wasn't allowed here anymore b/c it was upsetting your daughter? You are the stupidest most selfish bitch ever and you will rot in hell for how poorly you treat your children. You'd better pray they are forgiving souls that will not hold what you do against you when your dumb ass is old and feeble. If you were my mother you'd be drinking Shug Avery pee on th
Too Evil,america Is.BEFORE YOU SPEW RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF UNDUE GARBAGE ON THIS I NEED A-L-L TO KNOW,"I LOVE MY COUNTRY,UT I HATE WHAT IT HAS BECOME.
AMERICAIS BECOMING"THE LAND OF ME AND THE HOME OF THE DEAD!"LOOK AROUND AND WHAT DO YOU SEE,CHRISTIANS CALLING THEMSELVES,"VAMPIRES,DEMONS,WICCANS AND WITCHES!!!!!"GROWN PEOPLE WHO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE FUTURE IS WITH O-U-R CHILDREN,AND O-U-R CHIDREN ARE DYING AT BREAKNECK SPEED!!!THE TERRIBLE PRICE PAID FOR IN BLOOD BY O-U-R FAMILIES(GRANDFATHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS)SO WE CAN DESTROY E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G AROUND US.FAMILY,FRIENDS OR ASSOCIATES,IT DOESN'T MATTER WE WILL FIND A WAY TO DESTROY THOSE RELATIONSHIPS LIKE CHAFF IN THA'WIND.GROWN ASS PEOPLE LIVING IN FANTASY WORLDS WHERE THEIR GETTING "D.P'ED"BY EWOKS AND GREMLINS OR SMURFS,WANTING TO DIE CUZ NO ONE'S GIVING THEM STUFF EVERY,MINUTE,SECOND AND HOUR OF THE DAY.FOR YOU PEOPLE YOU'RE DEAD ALREADY.DON'T P-R-E-T-E-N-D YOU LOVE JESSUS INTHE LIGHT OF DAY,THEN WORSHIP YOURSELF AND SATAN IN THE DEAD OF
Too Early..I think people are interesting. It's kind of interesting when you see a random person, then think about what they do everyday. Somehow it always seems more interesting than what you do. Although they may look at you and think the same thing.Need more riots. That always makes things more interesting.
Too Early In The A.m. For Freaky ShitSo, it's not a big secret that I've experienced things at Alcatraz. It's not a big secret that I experienced things after my dad passed. However, this morning really creeped me out.
I'm at my desk fussing with something and someone it printing a document on the printer behind me. (Networked printer) In my left ear, I hear a woman whisper, "Sorry." I'm thinking it's my one co-worker cause everyone knows how much I HATE it when they come up behind me to get their document. I turned around to say, "It's okay" to find my reflection of me in the window. You guessed it...NO ONE THERE!!!
I tell my other co-worker and she asked who would be stopping by to say hello? The only one I could think of would be our former office manager who passed away almost 3 years ago from Cancer. None of use knew she had it until she passed and she literally spent more time here than at home. Rose (co-worker) said maybe she stopped by to say Merry Christmas. Yeah, that's fine and well but why would you say sor
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Too Effin' Early....vallachie: you look so good mmmmmm
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To vallachie: thats kind of creepy but thanks
4:41am
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vallachie: im sorry
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To vallachie: the first part was fine...but i recommend leaving the mmmm part off
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vallachie: yea your right
i started my day by teaching a lesson....i guess being up at the buttcrack of dawn really can be fruitful....
Too Effing True!!!!If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egoti
Too Early To Pull Out Of Libyan Mission, Mps AgreeOTTAWA—Canadian fighter jets, warships and weaponry will stick with the military mission in Libya for up to three more months after MPs agreed it is too early to pull out of the newly liberated nation. There are only two Libyan towns — Sirte and Bani Walid — that remain loyal to Moammar Gadhafi,gucci outlet but the threat posed by the former dictator’s remaining fighters is enough to put civilian lives at risk and hamper the delivery of humanitarian aid, said Conservative Defence Minister Peter MacKay. “Even though most Libyans now enjoy a freedom they have not had for four decades, parts of Libya are still under the iron fist of Gadhafi. And his capacity to attack civilians has been reduced, but not eliminated,” MacKay said in the House of Commons Monday. Civilian safety and aid delivery are two of the key reasons why the international community decided to intervene in Libya’s pro-democracy uprising last spring. But the extended mission wil
Too EasyRaymond Young: hey whats up how are you doing? would you mind having a clean decent non-perverted normal conversation with me? btw your a very beautiful woman and i would love it if we can chat and get to know each other a little bit better
8:08am
Suga Lips: I think you've asked me this about twice before and ended up blocking me because you didn't like my response. You should probably just skip to the blocking me part and save us the trouble.
8:09am
Raymond Young: im not gonna block you
8:21am
Suga Lips: Why do you ask about having non perverted conversations and then comment on someone's looks? It seems like you wouldn't mention them at all.
8:22am
Raymond Young: i dont judge anyone's looks
8:26am
Suga Lips: So why mention them?
8:26am
Raymond Young: am i not allowed to compliment someone
8:27am
Suga Lips: Just seems strange to say you want a non perverted convo then tell me I'm beautiful and you want to get
Too "easy"??? I Don't Think So!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Immature men still believe that a woman should be sexually more repressed than them will.
I personally become angry with men that judge women on their sexuality. A guy will complain if a woman makes him wait a long time to have sex, but may often feels she is to "easy" if she sleeps with him right away. I, like many women, call that a hypocritical double standard!
If you are a woman who feels intense sexual chemistry with someone, and as an adult you decide to sleep with a man on the first date, you better make sure that he is also an ADULT man. You don't want to regret the whole act of mutual passion after you have sex, because he may be a DELUSIONAL, JUDGEMENTAL, LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
Too FunnyThe Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71 .Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.The grave site
was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Too FunnyOk, so my fave cousin is dating a mexican guy. I haven't met him yet. The funny thing is....she doesn't speak spanish and he speaks very little english. They go out last night and he kisses her. She says it's an OK kiss. Then he starts kissing her neck and saying something in Spanish. Of course she has no idea what it was, but she melted like butter. I asked her if she had a clue what it could have been. SHe says for all she knows he could have told her he was a killer that enjoyed kissing chubby blondes before slaughtering his next victim, but the way he said it was so damned sexy. LMAO!!!!
She wants me to meet him on Saturday. Hell, I can hardly speak english, so you all can imagine how this is gonna go....with my quiet...shy...self. HAH!!!
Too FunnyI think certain things about the internet are hilarious. Like a certain loser (Raul) who puts different actor's pics up in his pictures, claiming to be him. He speaks broken english, yet...he is from Canada...um, yea...Sure. It cracks me up when people have to lie about themselves to get friends. It just makes me realize I am so happy to be ME, NO ONE ELSE! If you don't like that...There are plenty of fakes out there *grins*
Hope everyone else is having a great night!
Too Funnyactually I dont care about points just wanted to see who would answer lol. but i do appreciate it. smiles!!!! wink
Too Funny LmaoA businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
Too Funny...nicknameLMAOO ok ya'll have ya seen this nickname yet??
I saw this awhile ago and about pissed my pantz laughin, how creative!! Her name is " I like my shoes cuz they give me a lil tongue ( I sit on my feet for a reason ) " LMMFAO!! too funny!
and I wanna know where the hell can "I" get a pair of shoes like that!?!?! LMAO!!!!!!!
Too Funny But TrueGames for when we get older!!!!!!!!!! lmao
1 Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee.
3 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Ove
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the firs
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Too FunnyA Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the compu
Too FunnyMy name is: Paula .. ..
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Princess Pritchard
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side,your favourite candy)
Dorothy Smarties
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first Initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
P - Lyn
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cat
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lynn Winnipeg
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
Birpapiwin ... lmao i think i found a new language rofl
7. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
aluapdracip ... once again a new language rofl
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Black Diet Coke
Too Far Inthese r my mistakes, left in the blood
do ever see that nothing I ever do is right
left here all alone, alone and afraid
this is what I’ve done I only have myself to blame
bleeding my sins away
changing who I’ve been
I cant escape yesterday
I’m way to far in
I keep trying to forget what I’ve done
but the scars never fade
I have no where to run
I keep trying to escape the pain of yesterday
but the never scars fade
I’m fucked in the end anyway
this my truth etched in the skin
the mask chips away and u see the pain inside
my own cross to bear, I brought this upon myself
does anybody care what I’ve done or who I am
bleeding my sins away
changing who I’ve been
I cant escape yesterday
I’m way to far in
I keep trying to forget what I’ve done
but the scars never fade
I have no where to run
I keep trying to escape the pain of yesterday
but the scars fade
I’m fucked in the end anyway
this is no confession
this is my one lesson
Too FunnyA family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Too Far?Does anyone else think that Orton and Edge went too far tonight (12-18) in the final match against DX?
Too Funny!!!As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose were not.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and a fake beard and went in search of aninflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who owns that?" "Do you have their phone number?"
Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane dur
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Too Far Way.You have been far away
for far to long
Cause i needed to hear,
to hear you say that I Love You
But I know it will never happen
You say i am perfect
But i say you are lying
my heart needs time to mend
It is breaking with every word you say
and even the words you don’t
I just want to end it all,
But you say I won’t!
I don’t think you will be able to save me this time
Like you saved me in the past
Cause I am close to dead
and you don’t even know it
The inside of me has rotted away
so why can’t the rest of me too
I just want to die
Who would of Known?
M.J.B.
12/13/98
Too FarLOST IN A CAR SHE DROVE THINKING OF A LOST LOVE,A GUY WHO HAD COME CLOSE BUT YET SO FAR''',....WITH HIM SHE WAS REAL,SHE WAS HONEST,SHE WAS FREE,NOW WHERE IS SHE''',...SHES LOST ON A ROAD NOWHERE GOING NOWHERE...O HOW SHE WONDERED''TURN BACK?'',...BUT SHE COULDNT,,SHE WAS GONE,,,,
Too Funny!my sister sent this to me saturday. it's an inside joke we have.
Milf, Ruby, & obviously my sister, will get this:
Too Funny.....you Need A Laugh Today.. Ok I Do Too.LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the
steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."
________________________________________________________________________
FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One
night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table havi
Too Funny =)So last night I took Luvy to the mall cause she wanted to go to Hot Topic. The purpose of the trip was to get her a spike bracelet for the concert we’re going too but they were closed for “cleaning.” Anyway so we head over to Spencer’s instead where she picks this really cool black bracelet with pink hxc crosses on them. Of course I told her to pick something I could reach so she picks the one about two arms length over my head. But I had some 7 foot tall kid come get it for me. Sadly she’s gonna look more rock than me at this show. LOL
And a little side funny to this. I went grocery shopping with my mother a few years ago to help her out and she had me reach up for a can of Gandules for her because and I quote, “you’re tall.” I was so embarrassed cause I’m only 5’2”. That gives you some idea of how tall my mom is. =)
Too Fast ???Ok, this is really starting to piss me off.
For peeps that have a high speed connection, it takes all but 2 seconds to get a pic to come up when you are rating stash and/or pics. But you constanly get the assinine error message that your rating is ignored because your rating too fast ?
How irritating is that ?
Anyone else agree that they need to do away with this stupid shit? I know I'm not the only one on CT that gets irritated to no end by this, am I correct ?????
Too Funny!Ms. Milf emailed this to me a couple of days ago. I can't stop laughing. =)
Too Fkn Funny LmaoBig Butt!!
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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Too Funny....sorry Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG?
(they won't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and
they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails
parties)
6. WHY DO WE KNOW THAT MAN WAS MADE BEFORE WOMAN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final
copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8.Why do men even exist?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an
old sour
Too FunnyYou scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Pinhead70%Jason Voorhees70%Freddy Krueger70%Michael Myers65%Leatherface60%Buffalo Bill60%Jigsaw50%Hannibal Lecter45%Captain Spaulding30%Candyman10%
Too FunnySenator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary
school in Ithaca, New
York, to talk about the world. After her talk she
offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks
him what his name
is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care
plan?
2 .... Why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the
office?
3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton
informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says "Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary
points him out and asks
him
what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have 5 questions:
1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care
Too Funny...Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy . .
. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!?!
Too Funny ...In the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will im! prove in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from
Too Funny... (video)A friend asked me to put this on my blog. He made it for me, its kinda wierd but i cant stop laugh lol
Too Funny!!!!A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope,
Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read
the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mar
Too Freakin Serious!People are gettin all bent out of shape over a damn pic rating. I'm sorry geez... I was looking at pics and a friend kapt clicking on the ratings... no need to be pissy. sorry to everyone.
Too FunnyBody: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Add yours to the list and re-post.
www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
1. Ben- "Better ingredients, better Ben."
2. Laura-"Aaahh, Laura!"
3. Gary - "Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Gary." beat that!
4. biscuit- "Happiness is a cigar called biscuit"
5. Diana - "Leave the Diana To Us"
6. Julie-"Hands that do dishs can be as soft as your Julie"
7. Tim - Its Tim Time!
8. Diana-"It's a Beautiful Diana"
9. MARLENA-Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Marlena.
10. If You Like A Lot Of Rebekah On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
11. Try Kelli. You'll like it!
12. Make someone happy with a Sean.
13. With a name like Sarah, it has to be good.
14. Splash Scott All Over.
15. Stop. Go. Lisa. - My slogan sucks!
16. The dirt says hot, the label says Jared
17. Misty-Lickin' Good [I LOVE MINE!]
18. Laney- Good to the last Laney
19. Veronicunt - "Fresh from the Cap
Too FunnyWHY COUPLES DONT HAVE SEX.....OMG SO FUNNY
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded
Too FunnyIn pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, trade name of Tylenol alo has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is lso called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FD has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. annouced today that Viagra wll soon be availabe in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" a just good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market t new concoction by the new name of: M
Too FunnyOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a
fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the
Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in
Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in
heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone
has
asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were
allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with
the
eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in
Heaven together forever?"
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in
Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if
Too Funny!!>>One night , after the couple had >>retired for the night, the woman
>became
> >>aware that her husband was
> >> >>touching
> >> >>her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand
>across
> >> her >>shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
> >> breasts, >>touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his
>hand
> >> gently down >>her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then
>down
> >> the other side >>to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently
> >> feeling her hips,
> >> >>first
> >> >>one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside
>of
> >> her >>thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her
>left
> >> thigh, >>stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
>By
> >> this time >>the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little
>to
> >> better position >>herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to
>his
> >> side of the b
Too Funny Not To ReadThe following piece is not a joke but one of the most interesting, humorous, well-conceived things that I have read in a long time. I don't know where it came from or who wrote it but would love to find out so I could say "You really hit the ball hard (complimentary sports analogy) on this one," to the author. If you have any ideas where the following item came from please let me know.
The creator could have been a professional writer/comedian but my hope is that someone in accounting in some monolithic corporate entity took a little personal time at the company's expense and created this parody of a pleading-for-help-and-prayers chain letter and then passed it along to his/her fellow workers.
FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder
Too Far Too QuickIt all went far too quickly when
We started our romance.
We headed for the Broadway stage
Before we learned to dance.
Naturally, we shared the fear
Of being on a limb,
And scared to stay while loath to part,
We felt our feelings dim.
Ah, me! Well, now we're separate,
And will be for a while.
And then we'll try again, for love
Remembers its sweet smile.
But this time we'll go slow and ask,
Before we go to bed,
If we might try some artful grace
And dance awhile instead.
Too Funny NsfwToday's joke:
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,
just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They
noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have
anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them
and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought
"I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a
nearby flower wreath.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it
seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine
came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never
forget you."
Too FunnyThe new sex study
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead...
Too Funny...It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?
That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head.
Here are the Stella's for the past year:
7TH PLACE:
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
6TH PLACE:
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expen
Too FunnyThink before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls'
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
pass
Too Funny Not To Post!Beer Warnings - This is Hilarious!
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING
Too Funny Dancing BirdYa gotta see this bird rock... It is awesome!!!!
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html
Too Funny Just Plz Read And No This Is Not About Fubarhere are the 12 FUCK YOU's of Myspace and Fubar..... lol this is tooooo funny and the bottom goes out to someone who is noone special lmao
Fuck you number ONE
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE and Fubar. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE and Fubar IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.
Fuck You number TWO
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace and Fubar Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesn't.
Fuck You number THREE
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number FIVE
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still re
Too Far BackToday I drove my nephew to one of my my alma maters,
Fairmont State, to take his ACT test. I volunteered saying "I know the town and the cams like the back of my hand". That must have been the hand I keep behind my back, because I was practically lost. Come to think of it, it's been 18 years since I sat foot on campus. I knew student population had doubled in size and it looks like the buildings and campus grounds have tripled. I walked around thinking about what I got from 4 years there and then back again 18 years later a different person.
Now confession time - I'm the kind of guy who is shocked every time I look in the mirror. I don't feel my age, and some might say I don't act it. I catch myself saying things like, "yeah, about 10 years ago I was..." and then I think about it and it's really been 20. So in a way it was kind of a downer for me being there today and realizing it had been so long ago, both in years and in water under the bridge.
But hey, I got my peps here :)
Too Funnyhttp://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1339531178
Too Funny To Be TrueThe next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans it’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.
B. Or,
Too Funny !!!!!HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
I could not believe this!!!
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't!
It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you
(they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk
in front of your computer, lift your right foot
off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the
day is done you are going to try it again,
if you've not already done so.
Send it to your friends to frustrate them too
Too FunnyA frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(You're gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her
Too Funnyi guess this person is having one of those days. or maybe they need to list their location as land of confusion.....lol.
just got this in the bar tab and it gave me a really good case of the giggles:
· hittablunt re-rated you a '10' from a '5'!
· hittablunt re-rated you a '5' from a '10'!
· hittablunt rated you a '10'!
· hittablunt just checked you out!
now i have to decide whether to be friends or not...lol
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