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Thur 04-17-08 (*muah*)
Thursday, April 17, 2008 HELLO! So, if you dont want to hear a "Power Ballad" by the band 'KISS' to scroll to as you read today's subject matter of umm ... the "Kiss" errr Here's another song more KISS related:

Thursday, April 17th 2008
The alarm clock woke me from my peaceful slumber at noon, so I got up and checked my email. Marc had emailed me before he went to work about Comic-Con press registration problems. Since he didn't attend last year, he would have to resubmit all of the required material to prove he is who he says he is. He says to call him at 4 p.m. when he gets off of work. I make my way out to the living room and let the dog out of the bathroom, for the next 2 minutes she jumps all over my legs in an attempt to get me to pick her up. No dice. I let her go outside for a few minutes to see if she'll take a piss. No dice. So I take her back inside and she jumps on the couch and lays down. Having a puppy is like having a baby, and this puppy is hyper-fucking-active in the morning, so the shit drives me absolutely nuts when I should be patient. That's not to say that I'm not patient with her, I just always happen to take her outside when she doesn't have to pee. My stomach is grumbling, so I check the fr

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Randy Couture, Pat Cooper, Animation Festival - Show Us Your Progress, Prison Bitch Movies, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Thursdee, kids? Read any good bullshit stories lately? Just curious... thanks to Mike from FMQB for doing some investigating.... Anyway, on the non-fabricated version of the Opie and Anthony Show, we'll be hanging with MMA fighter Randy Couture, who is promoting the new David Mamet film, Redbelt. Also stopping by the show is our buddy, comedian Pat Cooper, who is doing his very own Paltalk Show. ...speaking of Paltalk... If you want to see any of this really famous, funny and attractive people LIVE, in-studio... All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked o

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bear Grylls From Man Vs. Wild, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Jim Norton Hbo Taping - Get Tickets Now, New O&a Podcast, Old
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!) Happy Thursday and hello May 2008! (incidentally, what the hell is going on with the weather in New York? It's never been this F-ing cold out (yeah, right... like I'm some kind of authority). Anyway... we have the one and only Bear Grylls back in studio to promote the new season of MAN vs. WILD. Also stopping by is our longtime comedian crony, Bill Burr to talk about his gigs this weekend at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. Also hanging with us is our pal Nick DiPaolo, and he's going to be at the Brokerage Comedy club on Long Island tonight. Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Radio Show Crossover Madness, Grand Theft Auto 4: Kill Steve - 3 New Videos, Hat Removal Video, Animation Festival, N
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony talk about his childhood tree fort - online now!) Good morning and happy Thursdee, kids! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we will be cross-promoting the hell out of other radio shows...why? Because we can...and because you never know what's going to happen. First off, today is the launch of the IMUS Radiothon, so we'll be talking to our pal Don Imus. We'll also be hooking up with one of our cronies from WBCN in Boston, Crash from the Toucher and Rich Show, because apparently he's got some horrific stories to share. Finally, we'll be chatting with the one and only SCORCH, who is going to tell us all about being a professional broadcaster. Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Mick Foley, William Shatner, Russell Simmons, New Boobs On Rate My Wow, Animation Festival And Traveling Virus - Tick
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) Happy Thursdee, everybuddy! Today on theOpie and Anthony Radio POgram, we're hamming it up with the one and only Mick Foley (and that ALMOST rhymes!). We'll also be talking to the one and only William 'They Call My Name's Bill' Shatner, who is promoting his new book, Up Till Now: The Autobiography. Lastly, we'll be hanging with Russell Simmons, who is promoting HIS new book, Do You

Thursday Night! Rock Out With Lord Genocyde!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 05.15.2008Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde!

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Happy Birthday Opie...and Than, Gallagher, Chris Bell, New Boobs And Ratemywow, Anthony's Sick Voicemail, Vote Fo
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER. GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE! Today, we're saying Happy Birthday to Opie and Than with a magnificent breakfast from Basil T's Restaurant in Tom's River, NJ. Opie's birthday is actually in a day or two, and Nathaniel's birthday was last week... we missed it, so we're doubling up. Both of these fine gentleman are now the big 3-0... (half of that statement is true. You figure it out). Also on today's show, we're welcoming the one and only Gallagher to the Opie and

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: The O&a Show Returns Live, Bill Burr, Otto & George, More New Boobs On Ratemywow, Animation Festival - Get Your Entri
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER. GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE! Today on the food-poisoning-free version of the Opie and Anthony Show, we welcome back our favorite red-headed white guy Bill Burr, who will be at Caroline's in New York City tonight through June 1st. Also stopping by is the almighty Otto (and maybe George, if he feels like it)...and they're going to be in Haskell, NJ at The Comedy Shoppe at Eightfifteen (which could be the WORST name for a comedy club EVER) tomorrow night. Op

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Animation Fest Tonight In Nyc - Official Shirts On Sale Now!, Patrice Oneal, Jimmy Justice, New Boobs On Ratemywow, N
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) ...and SPEAKING of ANIMATIONS... Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening TONIGHT, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have all of the animations online at ANIMATIONFEST.NET (but only AFTER the show is over and it's only live for 48 hours...then the animations will be available on iTunes. ...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother

Thursday 06-05-08 (true Colors)
______ Thursday, June 05, 2008 eah! You're BACK! As always I'm happy to see YOU return for more of my colorfilled? fun? I was hoping my smiles & rainbows didn't scare you away - It being a bit much. Cant help it -seriously- I cant It's just me and my

Thursday Night
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 6.12.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

Thursday, On Genocydal Omega Radio!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 6.12.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

Thursday And Friday Only - Skinz For Bux
After recently offering skins in exchange for rates, I've been asked to offer them for fubucks. So, here's the deal...TWO DAYS ONLY...for Thursday and Friday (the 12th and 13th). I will be offering custom skins today and tomorrow, in exchange for 250k in fubucks. This is the exchange rate of $5 cash, and as each of them take an hour or two to complete (sometimes more than that), I feel this is pretty fair. If you would like to order one, please fupal the amount above times the number of skins you'd like to order (you may order them as a gift for someone else) and I will reply with the information that will be needed to create your skin. PLEASE have a general idea in mind (at least) so that when I get to yours you have some input. I really don't enjoy it when people say "Make what looks good to you", as everyone's taste is not the same. It's MUCH easier for me to work with a plan in mind than to toss ideas to the wind. Anyone wishing to participate in this offer should do so b

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Old School O&a Clips, Animation Fest Clips On Itunes, Today's Boner, Animation Fest T-shirts On Sale, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (The first batch of 'appproved' videos are ONLINE NOW!) We also have the videos posted online (for a limited time only!) at ANIMATIONFEST.net ...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt... OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last! CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!! The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER. GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE! OLD SCHOOL O&A VIDEOS: We went way back into the O

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Otto & George, Louis Ck, Lisa Sparxxx, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Dana White Audio Online, Great New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!) Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece. Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival ...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt... OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last! CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!! It's going to be another busy, busy day on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. First off, our pal Louis CK is going to call in to explain why we're havi

Thursday, June 19, 2008
Monday night, my dad woke up with terrible pain in his ankle and foot. My mom saw him jump out of bed (which is very bad with his BP) so she followed him towards the bathroom. He was extremely wobbly, so she put her arm around his waist from the back. When he got into the bathroom, he collapsed and she couldn't do anything to break his fall. Andrew and Shane (in my family list as the Beer Guy) went running and immediately started first aid. I heard the crash and went flying upstairs to see what was going on. My dad had lost consciousness and Andrew and Shane were trying to bring him out of it. At first we thought it was his sugar, so Mom checked that, but it was fine. Andrew checked my Dad's pulse, and Shane checked his eyes and kept talking to him to get him to respond. Once he regained consciousness, Shane and Andrew tried to get him to stand up, but he couldn't. So I called 911, in a panic, and waited outside for the police and ambulance. I sent the first cop and medi

Thursday, August 03, 2006
welcome all* to another edition on whats going on in this fucked up head of mine. (all meaning the few people who actually read these things.) I have found that the song banana phone, once listened to, will replay through your head about 10 million times when you get bored. and trust me that is way to fucking much for me. so at about this point i am a little out of it. but enough with the intro, time to let the rambling begin. so I am starting in on two new projects after a while off. the first is a sitcom about a strip club (which strangly has no nudity or sex in it) I do not know what is going to be done with it when it gets done but it should be fun, the other is a movie mixing vampire and magic lore with martial arts (due to lack of money for guns and hi tech fxs lol) if anyone is interested in helping out in any way let me know cause I am really really short handed. so I need people. male female does not matter. acting ability does not matter cause I cannot act that well eithe

Thursday, October 13, 2005
what pisses me off this week Current mood: annoyed Category: MySpace I have decided that from now on I am going to be posting something up here every week. and since I have noticed that at least a few people actually look at this I am going to stick to that and probably add a few things this weekend. but now on to the rant. now I usually enjoy all the weird and somewhat useless posts that pop up on here. I find them generally entertaining and amusing. to be honest if I was better at responding to anything I would probably let people know that they make me laugh. which is something rare enough in this world. but yesterday when I log on I see something that ends up pissing me off. I had at least 3 posts on my list and this post was titled myspace murder. now the first thing I thought was hmm interesting. then I read it, well I read all 3 of them to make sure that they were not all the same. they were. now on the surface I saw nothing wrong with this. I figured ever

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Jim Norton Returns, New O&a Photos, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Cream Pie Jones Audio, Traveling Virus Update, New Vi
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Thursdee...ThursDEE... and our meaty-bosomed li'l pal Jim Norton is back from doing... something. He'll remind us where he was. Our memories are shot. NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a new set of nubs to show you, courtesy of starlet Mylie Moore: RateMyWOW: Mylie Moore (Ladies... submit your WOW photo now! Remember, no WOW in the photo = not getting on the site) ...If you like bosoms, and just need more of them... If any portion of the previous photo left you with an urge to fondle the bosoms of the sexy (but married) co-worker, you might want to check out this thingee... We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating ser

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Gene Simmons, Joel Mchale, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale Now, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Wooo! It's Thursday! One day closer to the friggin' weekend, right? Today, the Opie and Anthony Show welcomes back KISS frontman an marketing mogul Gene Simmons, who is promoting his new book, Ladies of the Night: A Historical and Personal Perspective on the Oldest Profession in the World, as well as the new season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels. We'll also catch up with our pal from The Soup, the one and only Joel McHale, who is going to be performing at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City this weekend. Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or iif you want to stare at a bunch of grown men picking their noses, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show on

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Dave Attell, Dane Cook Checks In, New Audio, New Video Clips Online, Traveling Virus Tickets Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Thursdee, boys and girls...and we're one day away from the most wonderful day of the year... Friday? Nooo... Jim Norton's birthday! (note to anyone planning on showing up at XM tomorrow, it's going to be first-come, first-serve. We don't have a lot room for guests will all the equipment that will be brought in. Today on the drama-less version of the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be making freshly-squeezed lemonade by Dave Attell, who, in case you didn't know, is the host of the new Gong Show, which airs TONIGHT at 10pm EST. The one and only Dane Cook, who may or may not want to wish Jimmy a Happy (eary) birthday. ...speaking of comedians... let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED Get Lineup

Thursday 30-day Fu-marriage Results As Of 10:26am Est!
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Thursday All Request & Weird News
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.24.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Mike Birbiglia, Will Ferrell And John C. Reilly, Bobby Lee, Adios Buffalo, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Thursdee, and if you're not being knocked on your ass by a nasty summer cold, you're listening to a brand new Opie and Anthony POgram. Today, we have another busy day lined up for you. Our buddy Robert Kelly is stopping by to chill with the guys. Our pal Mike Birbiglia is also stopping by to hang. We'll also be checking in with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who are promoting their new film STEP BROTHERS. Also, we will be hanging with Bobby Lee, who you have seen on MAD tv. As always, if you want to see any of these fantastic in-studio guests, celebrities, or booger-eating... or maybe you'd like to try to catch a glimpse of the ever-shrinking Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Greg Giraldo, George Carlin's Final Cd, New O&a Video And Audio, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale, New
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning everybuddy and happy Thursdee! Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, which, as we all know now is now part of the merged Sirius/XM family, we'll be hanging with our pal, and Traveling Virus comic Robert Kelly. In addition, fellow Traveling Virus Comic Greg Giraldo is also stopping by. We'll aslo be talking to George Carlin's brother Patrick, who is promoting the FINAL Carlin CD, titled It's Bad for Ya.... so as you can see, it's gonna be a busy day. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order it now! Speaking of Traveling Virus comedians, a lot of you are still asking about that website that our own Jim Norton mentioned on Monday. The website it HOT MOVIES. You can go there, watch as much (or as little) of a title as you w

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Robert Kelly, Mike Birbiglia, Lewis Black, Tj Miller, Booyah Video, Win A Trip To Wwe Summer Slam, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's going to be a busy busy Thursday today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We have a ton of funny hanging with the crew today, Starting off with our pal Robert Kelly, who is going to be at the Treehouse Comedy Club in Trumbull, CT this weekend. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order it now! Also coming in to hang will be our buddy Mike Birbiglia, who is coming to a town near YOU (click for tickets!) ...and since he's hanging with us, we'll plug his DVD. Click the image below to get Mike's new DVD, Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal: As if that wasn't enough, our old friend and ranting lunatic comedian buddy

Thursday Morning. In Short (sentances)
just woke up. stayed up way late. saw tim for a min last night, for the first time in idk 8 months. my house is a mess. my cats hate me. Its pretty outside. I look like swamp thing. My body hurts. High Heels will be the death of me. DO NOT get Stimulating Pleasure Gel in ur eye, it burns. I'm going to purchase nearly everything my store sells. I wanna go to the beach. I wanna get my shit figured out. I don't wanna think about anything. I don't care anymore. I wanna go dance. I wanna be reckless

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Dave Attell, Mike Destefano, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Interns Needed, Jim Norton's Telephone Updates, Good-bye Ba
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursday, boys and girlies... Holy Shmoley, this week is flying by, ain't it? Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza, our pal, and host of the new Gong Show on Comedy Central, Mr. Dave Attell will be stopping by. Also joining the POgram will be our Traveling Virus pal, Mr. Mike DeStefano is going to be hanging with Op, Ant, and Jimmy. Incidentally, Dave Attell has a bunch of gigs coming up... Get your Dave Attell tickets online now! Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!). Good-bye Baton Rouge: Unfortunately, the O&A Show will no longer be heard on KRDJ in

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bill Burr In Studio, Bringing Back The Old Queef And 'guess What's In My Pants' Bits, Lots Of New Boobs O
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Gosh golly, this week sure is flying by, isn't it? Thursdee already, eh? Get your laughing hats out of the closet, and clean the cat turds out of 'em, because Bill Burr is coming back to the show to promote his new CD, Why Do I Do This?, which is also coming out on DVD in September. He's also in town promoting his weekend gigs at the Stress Factory in New Jersey. The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram. Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Jeff Ross, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Opie's Demo Tape, Bringing Back The 'guess Whats In My Pants
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Holy hell it's Thusdee, and the Opie and Anthony POgram has a hell of a show planned today, kids. First off, Robert Kelly is in the house today, and he's headlining at Caroline's in Manhattan all weekend, so get your ass off the couch, do that walking thing and go see this funny bastard. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order it now! Also stopping by is Jeff Ross who is going to be on the next Dancing With The Stars. OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television? OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here ...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Marc Maron, Bree Olson And Kayden Kross Return - Turn On Your Paltalk!!!, Looking For Lactating Moms, New Videos Onli
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Even though September 11th is a somber occasion for people around the globe (specifically in the U.S...and even more specifically in New York City), there's no reason to let the whole day be a downer just because seven years ago, several fanatics decided to hijack passenger jets and kill thousands of innocent civilians...umm, right? We can all crack a smile and put on our laughing hats because the Opie and Anthony crew has a doozy of a show for you today, kids. First off, our comedian buddy Marc Maron is coming by to hang with the show and will probably get political for a while. For the low-brow chunk of the audience, two of our FAVORITE people are coming back to the show: Bree Olson and the lovely Kayden Kross are returning to promote the EXXXOTICA New York Expo, which is going down this weekend at the New Jersey Convention & Exposition Center in Edison, NJ. get more info at their MySpace page.

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: New Boobs On Ratemywow, Lisa Sparxxx Videos Coming Soon, Awful Acting By Athletes, Looking For Lactating Moms, New Vi
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy happy ThursDEE, kids! It's a bright, shiny, happy, fun-filled day for rah-dee-oh, and we can't wait to start the chuckle-fest that is the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. How's THAT for a line of horseshit? New O&A Videos Coming Soon: Our resident video editor Sam is out in Los Angeles doing his interviewing thing with the folks from the NBC Fall Lineup, so he's going to be getting to the Videos from yesterday's show as soon as he gets back this weekend. Until then, check out Lisa Sparxxx Online and oogle her massive chest until Sam can get those clips done. You can aslo check out the last time Lisa was on the show if you're feeling nostalgic and need a bosom fix...fast. New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to another lovely topless fan, we have some new boobs to share with you over at RateMyWOW.com...(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): R

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Clark Gregg, Carrot Top Returns, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sign Up Now!, Jim Norton Coming To Bos
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Dear sweet lord, it's THURSDAY already? Thank goodness for that! One day closer to the weekend and walking around the house with no pants! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Bonanza, we'll be talking to Clark Gregg. Now, you may ask yourself "Whodafux is Clark Gregg?" Well, Not only did he co-write the screenplay for and direct the film version of Chuck Palahniuk's 'CHOKE', he ALSO played Agent Phil Coulson in a li'l movie called IRON MAN (how's THAT for dumbing it down?). We'll also be graced with the return of our curly-haired, buff, comedian pal Carrot Top, who is promoting his Show at the Luxor in Las Vegas (click for tickets!). Remember, you can see all of these fancy, famous, fantastical people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you inside, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... oh shit I'm getting sidetracked) It's real simpl

Thursdays Breakfast
wassup people, ok for breakfast today we had Two eggs poached served over bacon and beef hash. Eggs were poached in vinegar and lightly salted water. Beef hash consisted of, thin sliced filet of bouef, small diced paprika dusted idaho potatos, diced green peppers,diced onions, scallions and garlic, deglazed with a touch of red wine. Bon apetito

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly In For Jim, Lindsay Lohan's Boobs, New O&a Video Online, Rocktober Continues, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy schmoley! It's Thursday already! Where DOES the time go (well, actually it's sequntial, and 60 seconds = one minute, 60 minutes - one hour, and ... oh forget it) Hats off to our buds at What Would Tyler Durden Do? for showing us these amazing photos of LINDSAY LOHAN's BOOBS! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Cookout our formerly-chubby-but-now-really-skinny buddy Robert Kelly will once again be filling in for Jim Norton, who is in Los Angeles after taping appearances on Chelsea Handler's Show and Carson Daly's Show last night. It was Bob Kelly's BIRTHDAY yesterday, so of course we have our pal Executive Chef Steve from Basil T's in Toms River, NJ cooking up lots of yummy treats for the crew for a belated birthday breakfast. In addition, Bob is going to be performing at Bananas in Poughkeepsie, NY this weekend and in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ next weekend. And as long as he's in studio, le

Thursday 10-16
Whats shakin Culinary kiddies, Todays menu consisted of 2 eggs over medium served atop fried vinegar mascerated potatoes with onions peppers an smoked ham. Topped with tomato an scallion and a sriacha drizzle ;) catch yas manyanas!!

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Kevin Smith, Jb Smoove, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, Jocktober Continues, Halloween Hang With O&a, New Videos
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy guacamole! It's THURSDAY again already? The weeks are FLYING by lately, and we LOVE it. One more day and then the weekend kicks in and you can walk down the street bare-assed... or do whatever it is you do on the weekends. Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Fartbox, we're going to spend the day with our director pal KEVIN SMITH, who has a little movie coming out called Zack and Miri Make a Porno starring SETH ROGEN, as well as our own Jim Norton (for like three seconds) . We'll also be meeting up with JB Smoove, who will be promoting 'Til Death. (and since he's in Kevin's movie... everyone go order JIMMY's NEW BOOK!) Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:

Thursday
So, today is Thursday i am looking forward to the pub crawl on Halloween im so excited anyways John is gonna be calling tonight right at 8, its 7:30 now so its all good. and there's been some embarrassing shit going on today a lot of blushing anyways I guess I'm going to hop off of here hugs and kisses----Later days Amber

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Seth Rogen, Jim Jeffries, Jason Mewes, Joe Derosa, New Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Halloween Hang With O&a - Tomo
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Woo! Thursday! One more day, and we can relinquish those pesky motor functions for the weekend! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Booger Buffet, the one and only Seth Rogen is checking in to talk about his starring role in Kevin Smith's new movie, Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Also hanging with us is going to be the 'Jay' in Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith's boy Jason Mewes. Aaaand... coming by is our witty British pal Jim Jeffries, who is at Caroline's all weekend. Finally, we'll Welcome comedian Joe DeRosa to the radio show, and he's going to be at Gotham Comedy Club so it's going to be a busy one, kids! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to cou

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Interns Needed, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Yay...Thursday's here! You know what that means, right? No pants day! Wait, no. Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Improv Spectacular, we're going to put Erik, Sam, and most of the staff into a meat grinder and make burgers for the fans... tasty ones. We'll try, anyway. They have to sign big waivers... you know, for legal purposes. We'll probably comment a bit more on the election of the first African American President... you know, that Obama guy... INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required) (Jim Norton is doing a book signing tonight in Philadelphia...and if you don't have his new book yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!) Jim

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Brian Regan In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Jim Norton In Rhode Island Tonight, Interns Needed, Re-make 'pendu
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Hey-O, it's Thursdee...ThursDEE on the Opie and Anthony Radio Nose Pick-a-thon, and you're invited to celebrate the day with the guys! No, you're actually not. Stay home and beat off. Today on the POgram, we welcome back your pal, and ours...mr Brian Regan, who will be at UPAC - The Broadway Theatre tonight. Brian is also on tour all over the country. Get Brian Regan Tickets Online NOW! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (NSFW) and shooting for the latest video in the Hookers and Blow series (classy, right?), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Kyra Black, Crystal Crown, and Jasmine Black... RateMyWOW: Jasmine Black RateMyWOW: Kyra Black and Crystal Crown (Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the ph

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bill Burr, Ralphie May, Dana White From The Ufc, New O&a Animation, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Jim Norton Video, Int
Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy CRAP! It's THURSDAY already? Where DOES the week go? Time flies when you're picking your nose, doesn't it? Oof. Boo. On today's edition of the Opie and Anthony Group Grope, we'll be reunited with our long-lost pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday. We'll also be hanging with our jolly comedian buddy Ralphie May, who will be at Gotham Comedy Club tonight through Sunday. (So, like... go see Bill one night, then see Ralphie the next night). Finally, we're going to shoot the shit with our buddy, our pal Dana White from the UFC who is going to tell us about the UFC FIGHT FOR THE TROOPS, which goes down on December 10th in Fayetville, NC, and is a three hour live event to benefit the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. GET YOUR UFC TICKETS ONLINE NOW! (yeah, we're plug whores) New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Rob Bartlett Returns, New Jim Norton Singing Audio, Goodbye Cleveland And Boston, Interns Needed, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy crap and happy Thursday, everyone! The week's drawing to a quick close, and we're still plugging away here. Why? Because we're shiftless shut-ins whose asses are glued to uncomfortable seats. No, not really. This morning on the Opie and Anthony Classic example of Professionalism, we're going to be hanging out with our buddy, our pal, our man of a million (or a dozen or so) voices...Mr Rob Bartlett, who is going to be at Gotham Comedy Club this Saturday and The Brokerage on Sunday. (and while we're on the subject of comedy, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he loves when we do) New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song: Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2) (aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...) Jim Norton is g

Thursday. Dec. 11
He is getting better with each day. His speech is getting better and the speech therapist says that he will better in about 3 months. My husband says in 2 mos. His neurologist wants him back on Jan 19tb. He is now on some pills to get him better. He had a MRA which looks at his veins and arteries of the brain and all is good. He goes back to speech therapy at 11:30 tomorrow. He is getting more stable on his feet too. I cannot wait til he is back.

Thursday Adventure
IT WAZ A THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND STILL NO TEXT. THIZ ISNT RIGHT,I USUALLY HEAR FROM HER BY NOW. THEN I GO IN MY DAILY DAZE THINKIN ABOUT THIZ LADY BUMPZ AND CURVEZ THAT MAKE MY MIND WANDER DIRTY. I SLOUCH A LIL IN MY SEAT 2 GET COMFORTABLE,RUBBIN MY DICC THINKIN ABOUT HER THIGHZ,2 SETZ OF LIPZ,HIPZ. HOW NICE IT FEELZ HAVIN THEM ON ME. EYEZ CLOSED,STROKIN UP & DOWN,CHOCOLATE AVENGER GETTIN STRONGER,LONGER. THEN I OPEN MY EYEZ 2 MY SURPRISE,NO ONE WAZ WATCHIN AND I BELIEVE SOMEONE WAZ. THEN I STRAIGHTEN UP AND ITZ GETTIN OFF WORK TIME. AZ I RUSH 2 THE ELEVATOR 2 BE IN THE CROWD. I GET CLOSE 2 A SEXXXY LATINA THAT WORKZ IN A DIFFERENT AREA. HER NICE JUICY AZZ STICCIN OUT HER SKIRT LANDZ RIGHT AGAINST MY LEG AS WE FALL IN. SHE IZ MUY CALIENTE,SHORT,NICE JUICY TITTIEZ,NO BRA CUZ NIPPLEZ WAZ SHOWIN'. BROWN TOP 2 MATCH THE SKIRT,BROWN HEELZ,NICE SMOOTH CREAMY LEGZ 20 FLOORZ GOIN DOWN,HER EYEZ MEET MINE & SHE SLIDEZ CLOSER 2 MY DICC. I POSITION MYSELF,SO SHE COULD RUB HER BOOTY CH

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Denis Leary Checks In, New O&a Video, New Official 'pest' Jerseys, Jim Norton In Atlantic City This Weekend,
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Words can not describe how THRILLED we are that it's Thursday. One more day, and it's brain-shutoff time! Today on the O&A Radio Backstabbing, our old buddy, our pal Denis Leary is checking in to promote his book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, and his signing at the Barnes & Noble in Clifton, NJ tonight at 7:30. Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now! (and since we're whoring out comedian gigs...) Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing. ...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U. Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now! (Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!) Jim Norton's New Book - 'I

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Ann Coulter, Joe Rogan, Guitar Hero Battle, Write To 'rock', Ashley Madison Contest Continues, New Videos Onl
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) DAYUM... it's Thursday already? This week is Flyin' by! On today's Opie and Anthony Pointy Stick, we'll say hello to Ann Coulter, who is promoting her new book, Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America...and probably agreeing a lot with Anthony. We're also going to be catching up with our pal Joe Rogan, who is hosting GAME SHOW IN MY HEAD, which airs on Saturday 8 on CBS. GUITAR HERO BATTLE: After some serious smack-talk yesterday, we'll be having our first Guitar Hero Battle between our own Danny (aka Daniel Jason Ross) and Evan the intern (and whatever name Sam came up with for him) You're not going to want to miss the Guitar Hero Battle, so make sure you log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to check out all the action LIVE! Send your letters to 'ROCK': As you in the New York area may already know, the New York City FM affiliate, KRO

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: New Boobs On Ratemywow, Jim Norton Live In Atlantic City This Weekend, New Videos Online
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) Jesus H. Christmas! It's Thursday! We Made it! Oh wait... one more day...THEN the weekend. Crap. Today on the Opie and Anthony Infected Open Gunshot Wound, we'll be doing... something. New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our large-bosomed, beautiful friend Taya Parker, who just happens to be a PENTHOUSE Pet (click for her nude pics), we have a lovely new addition to RateMyWOW. RateMyWOW: Taya Parker (Ladies - Submit YOUR PHOTO NOW... but remember, no 'WOW' in the shot = not getting on the site) (Say, let's whore out some Jimmy Norton, shall we?) Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to the Borgata in Atlantic City THIS WEEKEND to do his comedy thing. ...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U. Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now! New Opie and Anthony Listener Audio: Our pal RPI ma

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Rich Vos In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) Gimme a "Hell!"... Gimme a "Yeah!"... It's THUR.... aw shit. It's only Thursday. Hell... yech. Today on the Opie and Anthony Nacho Supreme, we're bringing in the heavy-hitter, kids. The one and only slobbering jew with fake teeth... Rich Vos, who is going to be at Comedy Zone in Harrisburg, PA this weekend... which is like, almost Ohio... We think. And as long as he's in studio, help him whore stuff...Rich Vos has a DVD simply titled 'Vos', and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order his shee-dee! You Can Also Get RICH VOS online at iTunes - CLICK HERE! NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Awwww shit! Here come da boobies! Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site Load My Mouth, we have two brand new sets of boobies to share with you from adult starlets Tatiana Kush and Jailey Marie: RateMyWOW: Tatiana Kush RateMyWOW: Jailey Ma

Thursday Doctor Visit
Today we saw the doctor and my husband's cholesterol went from 248, when he was in the hospital with his event, to 255 today. He is trying to work harder on his exercise and diet plan along with his medications to lower his cholesterol levels. Not a good day for him.

Thursdays Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! ♥Delicious RedHead ♥FU-GirlFriend2 Tony♥@ fubar ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ ~*DSC*~@ fubar LusciouslyDelicious4u@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~The Pegasus Project~S.B.G~@ fubar Italian Princess*Fu wife to Dark Defender*Dangerous Curves* Kage's Princess*@ fubar

Thursday 29th Of Jan. 09(empty)
somethings just do not work out for me anymore i feel so empty inside, not suicidal but so down in the dumpa. nothings is right for me in this new year. net goes down for an hour, comes back then cable is gone for more t han 6 hours and stillgone now (since like 5 am this morning i guess). why me eh? am i so unlucky in life i have to suffer like this.

Thursday
so yeah...kinda wish i'd gotten paid today but i didn't!! whatcha gonna do? ha ha on a side note, my little brother (who is the upholder of our family's legacy) found out he cannot wrestle his district tournament due to a stupid technicality. tell me, if you were a senior and this was the biggest match of the year, would you not be upset? this is all due to a district ruling because he failed an elective that he opted to take but does not need to graduate. i get it, he failed. but i can't help but feel a bit upset over it. *sigh* on yet another side note, i am really looking forward to the weekend. also, i finished reading hana yori dango in its entirety in two days (that's 242 chapters for those of you who wanna know!) and it was an amazing ride. i'm sad it's over and i ain't gonna lie: i felt a little dissatisfied cause there wasn't any sex in it but i googled a fanfic and BAM! i got my fix. :) check ya later!

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Judah Friedlander, Harvey Levin From Tmz, Hot Cougar Sex With Ilona Paris, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Dru Boogie's O
Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Judah Friedlander, Harvey Levin From TMZ, Hot Cougar Sex with Ilona Paris, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Dru Boogie's O&A Remix CD, Jim Norton and Artie Lange - Tickets on Sale NOW!, New Videos Online

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Duff Mckagan In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Make Your Own Christian Bale Remix, New O&a Wallpaper, New Videos Onl
Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Duff McKagan In Studio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Make your own Christian Bale Remix, New O&A Wallpaper, New Videos Online

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Shawna Lenee: Boobies And Breakdown Videos, Jim Nort
Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown videos, Jim Norton and Artie Lange LIVE This Weekend, New Video Online

Thursday, Feb. 19
Totally made up news: Buy stock in horses. As auto manufacturers struggle to stay afloat amid economic crisis, and as oil prices fluctuate up and down, making the price of gas less dependable farmers are taking an aggressive new stance on transportation trends. The time of the horse and buggy has returned, they claim, and orders for new horses have begun to go through the roof. Perhaps the Amish had it right the whole time. Today in history: In 1856 the tintype camera was patented by Professor Hamilton L. Smith. Surprisingly, the first pictures were not of someone throwing deuces, a high angle shot of someones face, or a bathroom mirror pic. My how far we have come. In 1881 Kansas became the first state to prohibit all alcoholic beverages. Totally unrelated to that is the fact that the band Kansas rocks. Carry on my wayward son. In 1985 Cherry Coke was introduced by the Coca-Cola Company. The idea was had when a Coca-Cola employee accidentally spilled his cough syrup in

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&a Videos, 50 Cent Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix Cd, New Videos Online
Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&A Videos, 50 CENT Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

Thursday March 19, 2009
7:04 AM March 19, 2009 - Thursday Pre-P90X Well it is 4 days before I start the program. I am pretty stoked to start it. Last night I wanted to get a little taste of what I have coming to me, so I started out the Plyometrics CD. It is mostly a jumping exercise, and I tell you what...I am way out of shape!! I couldn't finish the CD. I have been eating really good for the past year or so, and have been trying to be even better this past week. I take vitamins daily. I take Acai berry, L-Carnitine, and a multi-vitamin. This program comes with a whole nutrition plan from what to eat, and when. Also comes with recipes that look pretty good. Yesterday I ate a package of oatmeal with flax seeds and a handful of raisins ; a grapefruit and orange for a snack. Lunch I had a Healthy Choice Cafe Steamer (I shop at Sam's club, so I buy in bulk) then for a snack I had a orange and apple, then for dinner I had another Cafe Steamer. I try to eat my dinner at 5:00 right befo

Thursdays Auto 11 Blog
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH WILL ADD AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT (ASK JOHNNY DEVIL) LOL Chief ~ Cherrybombers Dream@ fubar ❤HORNY ANGEL❤™@ fubar ד®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~ÕwñÈRs~CÄnðy~ÇA®°£~ Whî(¥)$ï©à£ ß®ÄT~T@Ñ@Gê®~TëXã§ TØ®ÑãÐØ@ fubar ~✿Thcknluvit~✿~Sarge's Bad Girls✿~Fu Owned By Puddy & Styx@ fubar Å★44a☆Gir£★™@ fubar ~ GRLSKIKASS2 ~ lovingly taken by ~T~ fu-married to Chaoskarma@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ@ fubar 'T'@ fubar ~N~Power~@ fubar *Teddy Bear

Thursday Night Dreams
'What time was it he thought', as he looked around the bar. Everywhere there was movement; so much movement by the mob. Leather and lace flowed with the hypnotic rythem of the beat. Women glistened, their hair slicked to their brows. Each heave causing their breasts to swell. This was such a mortal time; such heat and blood. He sipped lethargically at his martini; the bite of the gin causing a momentary lapse of thought. Had it been Berlin or London when he had first sampled this very concoction. No matter. The sights of the eternal night surrounded him and yet he saw not a soul. Spinning slowly and raising his hand to the barkeep he signaled for the bill. It was then that he noticed her. Not young but certainly not as old as he. She sat motionless, a ghost he believed at first but then she lifted what looked to be a Lambrusco. He stood transfixed, his eyes darted as her ruby lips closed and teased the liquid. How many times had he drunk ever so slightly from his own

Thursday, November 13, 2008
Title in the works. (This one might be sappy, i dont want a million emails.) I will never forget the girl...who told me it will be okwho showed me the waywho loved me for meso unconditionally I will never forget the girlwho told me it was overwho showed me regretwho broke my heartso painfully I will never forget the girlswho told me the truthswho showed me the realitieswho i let get awayso regretfully So heres to the girl who showed me what it was to be loved. She showed me the joys of simple things. Of little notes left around the house. Found in the pockets of my favorite jeans. The simple texts, when i was feeling blue. A simple, "I love you." So heres to the girl whos heart I broke. My foolishness knows no ends. My blame fall upon myself. I took for granted what could have been. I know now that you truly never know how much something means untill you lose it forever. So heres to the girls who got away. My own stupidty never let them have a chance. No turning back the cloc

Thur Jul 23 [[goodbye Paradise, Hello Corn]]
Well, the move to Fort Pierce Florida is no more. I'm staying in Iowa, with the corn :) [[Which corn does not SERIOUSLY take over Iowa like some believe]] Anyway, I based my choice by my sincere desire to continue my education and get a degree in Health Information Technology. After two years I will have my associates degree. I graduated highschool a semester early because I had enough credits and I went straight to college. My first term I was enrolled in Psychology, Composition 1, Medical Terminology and Chemistry. I have an appointment to enroll for my Fall courses soon so I'll be sure to give ya'll a nice update :) Enough about school. I just got back home from my hometown (where I'm moving back to) And I came home and packed everything up right away. I'll be making the move on Sunday. -YIKES- I will have little computer time so I'll probably be on fubar about 10-20 minutes a day IF THAT. Yes, it really sucks but after I get a job I'm going to American (An electronics sto

~thursday August 20, 2009~
How can I? Everything around me is crumbling, everyone near me, I push away or hurt. I'm a plague, that does nothing but eat away at anything I touch. I feel like people are better off, as I just cause misery. If you don't want to continue reading, I understand. I'm not here to entertain, or ask for forgiveness. I am here, because I have no where else to turn to. Even now, as I type this, it kills me to share my feelings, and know that it only digs the hole deeper as I'm obviously feeling sorry for myself. And that, in itself, is proof that I'm a failure. Hell, I understand why people don't want anything to do with me anymore, I don't want anything to do with myself. I can sense it...even now, as you read this, you wonder why did you even bother with me in the first place? That's why you're pulling away, and I don't blame you. I put these thoughts down, to release the pain, the misery, the anguish that I hold inside. Every day, I wake up hoping, really hoping, that I c

Thursday Three-fer. Two Fakes & A Con Exposed.
So I had a bad day. It’s so cold I woke up to frozen water pipes this morning. When I have a bad day, that usually means someone eats pavement somewhere. And today we have a two - fer special going on right in on this blog. The first one really isn’t a “fake” persay, but it’s a con to a certain degree..check it out here… ♆ Viᶍᶍᶍen Fuwife of Quicksilver@ fubar

Thursday, 20th, December 1934
Hap went to work this morning, I could only the Doc. forbid me using my D- - -, Thumb. I am plenty mad, you would be too. This is a goofy bunch of people up here. You can’t buy pepper sauce any where, They don’t know how to make hamburgers and really they don’t know what Hot Tamales are. That is a fact. They call black eye peas, beans and a water faucet is a “spicket”. I don’t know what that is your guess is as good as mine.

Thursday, 27th, December 1934
Took Hap, and Mutt to work. Than went after some coal, and mailed a letter to Dad. I received one yesterday from him, was very glad to get it. Then went to the Disposal plant, met some fellow who work there Didn’t learn any thing of interest.

Thursday, May 6th 2010
7:55am - woke up. 8:30am - checking email. 8:31am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 8:35am - checking on WoW Beta client download that i left running overnight. 8:41am - logged into WoW Beta. just to see if it worked.. 9:01am - going to the office. 9:24am - at the office. 9:26am - talked with bryan about radio metrics and adding some stuff to the SAG daily status report. 9:28am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 9:30am - checking nightly reports and usage graphs. 9:32am - talked with bryan about some report discrepancies. 9:34am - checking fubar spammer queues. 9:39am - checking SAI for any interesting news this morning. 9:50am - prepping for bling meeting. 10:22am - bling meeting over. sent out bling update. 10:22am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 10:25am - weekly marketing meeting. 10:29am - rolling out bling update to fubar. 10:49am - marketing meeting over. 10:49am - talking with tan

Thursday Is A No-hurt Day
I liked this when Val said it in Main Street Books before she took away the toy wooden lawnmower with clicking crocodiles from Jeffrey! She said it in a way that didn’t hurt his feelings (I thought), and after spending a week and a half with the kids on vacation I’d have probably gotten into a shouting match or done something really mean to him. That’s right, in case you missed me; since a week ago Friday, Martha, Sarah, Jeffrey, and I have been on the road traveling to meet my mom in Cumberland, Kentucky and back again. She’s been in the nursing home there, Britthaven, since January and my other siblings – the ones I get to see one week a year while I see Martha’s the remaining fifty-one, forgive my rambling – implied I ought to get there sooner than we’d originally planned. So we did; we left on the eleventh of June and got back into Minot at one-thirty in the morning two days ago. (Leaving early also let us get a vacation FROM our

Thursday - November 11, 2010
I am auctioning off my points for Thursday the 11th of November.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on November 11th, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... Please leave only auction bids in the comments section below.... Thank you and have a wonderful day/night....

Thursday - December 2, 2010
I am auctioning off my points for Thursday the 2nd of December.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on December 2nd, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... All Ability Blings bidded will also be run during this time.... Please leave only auction bids in the comments section below.... Thank you and have a wonderful day/night.... I will accept the following: - Fubux (+ atleast 1 Boomerang) - Ability Blings (Boomerangs, MegaPolishers, Famps, Auto 11s, Cherry Bombs, God Mode) - Bling Packs - Happy Hours, Blasts, Pimp Outs, etc.... * Will also consider multiple day bids.... **Remember: You get what you bid for, someone else just does all the work for you....

Thursday - December 16, 2010
I am auctioning off my points for Thursday the 16th of December.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on December 16th, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... Please leave only auction bids in the comments section below.... Thank you and have a wonderful day/night.... I will accept the following: - Fubux - Ability Blings (Boomerangs, MegaPolishers, Famps, Auto 11s, Cherry Bombs, God Mode) - Bling Packs - Happy Hours, Blasts, Pimp Outs, etc.... * Will also consider multiple day bids.... **Remember: You get what you bid for, someone else just does all the work for you....

Thursday Oct 19
Today she looked very good. She was talking like normal, although still weak on her right side. Had an MRI last night and all looked good. She went for an EEG this morning and thats when she had a major seizure. It was so bad her heart stopped for a moment. The neurologist and his staff came and told me as soon as they could, and told me she was going to be in CCU for a bit then mover her back up to the unit into the acute stroke unit. They are putting her on full blown seizure med now by IV, not little by little like they were hoping they could do.. She is going to be in for a long time now.

Thurs. July 5
Hi Everyone, Sorry for the long time between updates, but life goes on and sometimes gets a little hectic. Anyway, the update - as expected, Kicks has had some ups and downs, but no major scares, at least nothing that the doctors were overly concerned with. The doctors alerted us that she would have good and bad days as her body works to repair itself, so, while sometimes scary or disheartening to see her in pain, it sounds like its part of the process. On Monday, she was moved out of critical care to an intermediate care unit. This basically means she still requires a lot of watching, tests, vitals checked, etc, but that the doctors feel she isn't in serious danger. She is also a little more lucid and the pain, while a lot, is a little more tolerable. When she is lucid, we are more letting her decide the direction of conversation, which can last anywhere from 10-30 minutes, depending on how much she wants to tolerate. She is aware she is in a hospital, and recognizes family (bot

Thursday When The Paperwork Gets
A person limited once zone given that Television shows Josh Freeman Drift Jersey as well as videos are screened twenty-four hours a day Mike Jenkins #21 CBDallas Cowboys 2011 STATS Tot24 Solo22 Ast2 FF0 Sack0 On the reasons players like him: He listens to hip hop Thursday when the paperwork gets processed If there is any problem with the comfort or fit of the sandal, you can return the shoes T If you are unsure what a certain program is, type its name into your favorite search engine such as Doug Martin Drift Jersey Google to find out what it is ) Week 7 Coverage •Hensley: Ravens' offense stunts own D •Williamson: Miserable debut for Palmer •Walker: Legend and myth of Tebow •Seifert: Rodgers, Packers keep rolling •Yasinskas: Panthers learning to win •Kuharsky: Texans squash CJ •Clayton: Last Call •Hensley: Ravens' Rice stands tall •Monday Night HQ Yet when it came time for the Packers to eat Vincent Jackson Drift Jersey the fin

Thus Is Manic........it's One My Days
tell them its fine, theres nothing to worry bout. keep it inside and pray it won't come out This dark side you hide from those you wish to protect. Keep them from it for the fear they'll object Don't speak of the anxiety, the panic, the worry that consumes your day, idle thoughts become nightmares while still awake. Don't tell of the dreams you have, the way your mind wonder to terrible things that could happen in every aspect. Keep quiet the despair that engulfs you're asleep or awake. Don't whisper a sound of it, think of the waves you'll make. Shut yourself down and become numb, for lying to them all is really showing them you love. Showing them what its like to never feel happy could only kill the slightest glimpse of hope they have that you aren't really ill. Or are you, maybe its all locked up in your head these thoughts irrational, desiring death, to be gone, away, escaping it all, the easy way out, or perhaps not the route at all. The root of it all stems from around

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my morning thus far: throwing the effin cat off mah effin pillow six times. learn bitch. its MAH pillow. monkey yelling 'eat' at me. getting up. giving monkey a cup. calling the shitty insurance company to find out who the ass mah kids dr is cuz tree forbid they actually *gasp* send me insurance cards. getting their id numbers calling the PCP making monkey an appt for stitch removal. finding out the emergency room is a moron and its 7 days not 4. tards letting monkey eat peanut butter out of the container off a spoon. watching Poe attempt to climb into an empty cap'n crunch box. emptying the dishwasher reloading the dishwasher washing down the counters putting on some jams wincing in a slight amount of pain that came from left field. hmmmmm and its barely 11. other than my stomach taking up residence in my throat...its been an okay day thus far... good sauce.

Thus The Name "tax & Spend Demorats
Without any paperwork, Grandpa started getting a $500 check every month. So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them. It turns out the government made a mistake with the address; the checks were intended for another person with the exact same name. Grandpa then received a notice that he had to pay back $6,000. Visibly upset, he complained to his grandson, an accountant. His grandson asked: "Grandpa, didn't you wonder why you were receiving checks for doing absolutely nothing?" Grandpa answered: "I just assumed the Democrats were back in power. **************************************************** It is interesting to know that a study was done and it found that over 37% of the people receiving government aide do not qualify and are able bodied to work a job. Also in this study those who pulled themselves up by the boot straps and got an education and finally went to work told the welfare departments that they no longer needed the hand out and were chewed out. Some

Thus It Begains....
Well well well. Guess who decided to start blogging here. LL Well if you are reading this you must be board! But feel free to read to your hearts content. Life is adventure. And since no-one seems to be writing about my life...I guess it is up to me! :) Happy Reading!

Thus Spake Aristotle And Mclean
I believe that we come into this world with a clean slate. or as aristotle called it tabula rasa. we were happy children that played and watched the birds, a butterfly, a beautiful girl, or just listened to motown and heard marvin gaye sing mercy, mercy, me. Tabula rasa (Latin: blank slate) refers to the epistemological thesis that individual human beings are born with no built-in mental content, in a word, “blank”, and that their entire resource of knowledge is built up gradually from their experiences and sensory perceptions of the outside world. (wikipedia) something happened to us when we were filled up with all kinds of noise and distractions through a variety of sources and institutions. information entered our souls as we were programmed to fear god and assume guilt about everything and anything. now we were screwed. the churches kept the information flowing. one day you’re in heaven, but the next week you’re going to hell. we wanted truth and we sought and fought for it

Thus Spake Untermench Van Halen
Perhaps it’s important to understand the dynamics of the entire Los Angeles “dog and pony” freak show that some of us have to encounter and deal with on a daily basis. Girls, Girls, Girls, we love you, but it’s so necessary to get over yourselves and get real. Ugly and obese L.A women now have their noses oh so high in the air, with their idiot license plates that say, “**ck The Princess, I want To Be The Queen”. Once again for the record, these are obese and arrogant girls and not Playboy bunnies. The most shameful and embarrasing aspect of this type of sickening behavior to a large degree lies at the epicenter of weak and pathetic men. The “Yes Dear”, I’ll jump when you say how high morons that have become emasculated eunuchs who allow these *itches to work them and bring shame and ridicule to the male species. These girls want a man, but then again they really don’t, because they’re scared of real men, so they find some metro-monkey for their little control project. Men need

Thus
The closer I am to wanting to be Further I lose myself into me The woman I love Has discarded thee As long as I see What I have become The more I know That I haven’t long She said it was love That it was meant to be for good But she lied to us And her own brood Senseless this is This shadow of shame Find no hope for later Enveloped in pain Look to tomorrow And find no day Left to rot In my own decay Silence will be The best thing to have When all is lost There is nothing left

2997th Victim
The 2996 Project was made so that all the victims, 2,996, would be remembered on this day. In my heart it should 2,997..because one victim who had no voice is almost always forgotten. Most people have never heard of him...well here he is..and here's my remembrance of him. On this day eight years ago the world was changed forever. The victims of September 11 should never be forgotten. I'm taking this day to remember a victim who had four legs instead of two. A victim who I feel is forgotten because he wasn't a human. He was a Port Authority Police Canine. A four and a half year 90 pound yellow lab named Sirius. And the only canine officer killed in the collapse of the World Trade Center. On the morning of September 11, 2001 when the first plane hit Sirius was put in his kennel in the basement of tower 2 by his partner Officer David Lim. David told him, "Wait here boy, I'll be back for you." But sadly he never made it back for his partner. David Lim was trapped in a stairwell when the

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Thơ Vui Bigone Cùng Trung Thu
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The 28th ~ Waiting For... (a Poem)
waiting for.. something to go wrong the bottom to drop out the world to stop spinning and the sky to fall... cuz i'm so perfectly okay and happy... and i never want this feeling with us to end the perfect mix of friendship and feelings and i don't think about the bad times or the ones who hurt me. or him... and the ones i pushed away.. but i feel like im at the top of a roller coaster and im waiting for the drop.

13th Warrior
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers, Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning, Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live... Forever

The 8th ~ Weekend.
So everyone keeps asking me how my weekend was. I guess I shall tell you My weekend was fantasmic. And I cant wait till tomorrow cuz i've got the day off. So basically i did homework, partied, partied, and partied. Got really drunk last night XD and other than that i hung out with this boy i kinda like a lot. In other words, I can't complain AT ALL oh and i went to the mall and bought clothes and bath stuffs cuz bubblez are cool! lol Hope everyone had a great weekend.

The 13th ~ We Can...
This is my second blog for today, this is because I've written a lot down lately, and i kindof need to get it out. by the way, happy friday the 13th!! NOW ONTO MY BLOG:: We can learn to listen We can learn to fall We should learn to be able to know we can be ourselves We can learn how to be nice We can learn to talk We can learn to walk We can learn a lot but in today's society no one wants to because the news puts things in our brains I feel like the medias are trying to brain wash us but we can't fight, like in Farenheit 451 (I know I probably spelled it wrong but hey I am tired) we have been placed in a sistuation where the government makes every decision for us what to do what to do We can speak We can hear We can touch we can fight We can help people when they are in need We can choose our futures our parents can't But then again they raised us and made us who we are today

50th Wedding Anniversary!
50th Wedding Anniversary! A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one . "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you f

11th Wedding Anniversary
As some of my friends have notice by my last 2 mumms. July 14th, will be my wife and mine 11th Wedding Anniversary. We have decided to go with the majority votes on location. We have not decided yet if we will spend a couple nights down in Palm Springs, CA. Here a couple of links. One is to where we will be staying at and one for where we will be eating at. Hotel (we stay here last year for our 10 year and love it there) http://www.alpinegardens.com/photos.html and where we will be eating at http://www.opentable.com/rest_profile.aspx?rid=20977&ref=10051 I thank all of you that voted on my mumms. It really did help. We will take pics and post them. P.S. I still have no idea what she sees in me. But I do LOVE her with all my heart. She is the LOVE of my LIFE. I have no idea where I will be without her.

12th Wedding Anniversary
Hey gang Sept 10th was my 12th wedding anniversary could everyone take just a second and wish my wife a happy one. She is the most beautiful woman in the world to me and she is one of the most caring and understanding women i have ever met. She has stuck with me through the best and the worst times you can imagine. We have been through things that we have seen destroy other peoples marriages and yet we are still together. I cannot imagine my life without her and i hope i never have to find out what it would be like if she were not here.We rarely get the chance to spend time alone since we have kids. I just wanted a way to show her how i feel and i thought getting everyone to wish her a happy one would be nice. Thanks to anyone who does it for me i really appreciate it. her link is http://www.fubar.com/user/943926

17th Wedding Anniversary!
Two days after the Speakeasy Seder, we threw a little 17th Wedding Anniversary party around RadioSuzy1. If you weren’t invited, don’t be mad. It wasn’t a big thing like our 16th, just a small private gathering towards the end of our long Freedom Party Weekend, celebrating Max’s newfound liberty and our long-term love affair. Nothing extraordinary happened, and considering our recent adventures, we had no need for the extraordinary. Of course, just being here at the Speakeasy is pretty extraordinary for Max after 9 wacko months at the Twin Towers Hotel and six bonus weeks in picaresque Delano where he was "processed" like human cheese. Surrounded by friends and supporters, great libations from Agwa, Agavero, Absente Absinthe (do all the coolest drinks begin with the letter A?), we were in heaven. At 11 pm, a bunch of us went into the RadioSuzy1 Studio while others hung out in the Speakeasy Bar, and did a great 17th Wedding Anniversary Show, which besides being a

14th Wedding Anniversary
Everyone, On July 14th, 1997, I became the luckiest person ever. This is when Deana said "I DO" and we became a married couple. She as been my everything. We have been separated by distance and time throughout our marriage. We have three wonderful boys. They are the greatest blessing. I am very lucky to have Deana as my Wife for the last 14 years. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with her. I love her with all my heart. Happy Anniversary Deana Moore. You are everything to me. I love you with everything I got. P.S. Just ask anyone that has met us in person how we are together. They can tell you how much we love each other. I LOVE YOU Deana. LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER, Your Hubby Richard

20th Wedding Anniversary Celebration
20th Wedding Anniversary Bridal Party: Ariel Stonem, Jennifer Dark, Pr. Max, Dr. Suzy, Diana Doll, Tasia Sutor. Photo: JuxLii Length: 132:14 minutes Date: 04/14/2012 These days, committed, long-term marriage is going out of style, and for good reason, since most marriages don’t last unless the couple is forced to stay together. But for my Prince and me, wild renegade pair that we are, the old marital tradition holds true—20th anniversary true—and what better reason to host another fun-filled, Commedia Erotica-inspired, Sybian-riding, Speakeasy sex-celebration than twenty truly fantastic years of lawfully wedded love, lust and bonobo revolution? Like any good wedding night, we soon cross the threshold of vows and proclamations, and get right to the Womb Room bed, where the “honeymoon period” is never over—especially if by “honeymoon” you mean sex. Featured Guests: Diana Doll: M

Th Winners Of Cherrytap Santa Claus & Santa Mom !!
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Thë WØØÐën BØwl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a te

The 12th ~ Would Ya?
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite artist? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex? 23. Wo

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hey i would like to thank everyone who helped me make my bar what it is today. rose tiffany you guys made my page sic as hell. thx everyone for joining my club and hopefully we can set all new numbers with it keep bringing people in and plz plz keep joining thank you very much.

Thx
thanks for the proliferation of texts checking up on me from those of u who have my #, and thanks for all the worry (y'all more worried than i!) and... "advice." :p i think i'll live. i just got in from the hospital where i had to have IV fluids and pain medication, as well as anti-emetics. they had to give me the stuff they give ppl who have stomach cancer -- and it still didn't help completely. but anyway, i'm home, determined to go to work tomorrow, very very weak. there are some tests to yet be completed, but they're hoping it's just a kick-ass case of intestinal flu or salmonella. i'm off now, really too tired to even sit here and type and look at a screen, will get caught up this week.

Thx For Shopping Wal-mart
Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts so bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer downat Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe depositsa urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart" That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sp

Thx For All The Love
Thanks to all my friends who showed love on my page and my pics and stash while I was gone. Unfortunately, most of the comments that were left are already gone. If yours is one of those comments, I sincerely thank you and hope I can make up for it by leaving you another comment soon! manly

Thx For The Spankin!!!
OMG!!!!! Thank You all Soooo Much!!! You guys totaly rawked my page HARD!!! I could not keep up with everyone!!! I could not believe how quick my points started dropping!! There are so many ppl that helped me to level to Prophet that I can not possibly name each and every one of you but there are a few that I HAVE to mention!! Of course you know I have to thank my Baby!! Jake has helped me so much!!! He has spent tons of fubux getting me Auto 11's and has rated every one of my pics every single time I have had autos on!! He is my everything!! I couldn't have done it w/out him!! I love you very much Baby!!! Jakξ The §Ñakξ R/L Fiance'of JAmîξ £¥Ññ♥ Co Owner of The Snake Pit Lounge And I have to Thank Kat!!! She made bulletins and shouted the links to TONS of ppl!! I had so many ppl tell me that Kat sent them!!! Thanks very much girl!!! Cuz of you I have TONS of love to return!!! LoL You RAWK Girl!! Love Ya!!! Kat1114 FOREVER Protected by Dakota

Thx For The Tag Spicey!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Got my tongue pierced when I was 16 by forging my mothers signature and still to this day she thinks I got it pierced when I was 18! 2.I often wonder if people see me differently when they call me Beautiful. 3.I have a nasty scar on my wrist that was covered by a butterfly tattoo due to a "cutting" problem I use to have (prior to kids). 4. I was hit by a car in the 2nd grade....explains it all doesn't it?! lol 5. I wish I had long legs... I'm only 5'2 6. When I was in Kindergarten I dared a boy to run me over with a tricycle and he did lol and I have the scar on my bottom lip to prove it! 7. I actually LIK

Thx Jay
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Thx 4 Lettin Me Know...
The stars say it's about time you drop any lingering doubts that you're not good enough or that you haven't somehow earned this current bout of enjoyment. It's time to revel in all the love and luck coming your way.

Thx Muchly
again,id like to thank everyone who has been asking if im ok! I am fine,just relaxing and taking it easy! Ill be going camping this weekend,it may be tuff but atleast ill be calm and at ease. SO once again thanks to all!!! Love each and every one of you!

Thx To Angel2630, I Got This From Her... Lol
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returned from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning, the husband woke up, showered, dressed and made his way to the kitchen where he saw his new wife crying. So the husband inquired, "What's wrong, Honey?" "Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean." The husband smiled his biggest smile and said, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom, and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So, off they went to the bedroom. That afternoon, the husband came home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, Sweetie?" "Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch, and I just can't cook." Again the husband smiled and said, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So of

Thx To All
Thx to all for the comments and ratings. I am new to this site I have a myspace and a friend hooked me up with this site so I thought I would try it out. I am surprised to see how fast I got respones and friends. Thx again and hope we all keep in touch.

Thx To Rbk 4 Makin This Bulletin
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Thxxx!!
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Thx Ya'll For All My Good Luck Wishes
i want to thank everyone that noticed my status and wished me good luck.. everything went great and they will be calling to have me go pee in a cup... (got that under control, don't worry) but thx 4 the support... it was greatly appreciated... i luv my fu-homie's, ya'll are awesome! i'm so stoked!

Thy
My precious lover, thy who cares come unto me, crashing down. To know when I speak to you, Bright sunlight shines all around. For you that gives and expects nothing, The one I have yet to physically touch. I stand beside you when your clouds are grey, and the storms brew all around you. Souls, still, in touching through space, through the very distance that keeps us apart. How can I explain this, my sweet Without going into such length? For when you are weak and worn, Look to me for the strength you need. I give to you my friendship, not much but still a love so honest. Once we meet and see each's face, the clouds shall break with randiance and light.

Thy Chamber...
Passions fire implores me As doth the hyacinth of pastoral views The melancoly of his voice doth bequeath joy to my soul What mysteries....life doth guard from me I shall manifest with thee I am perplexed with thine very being I implore thee...a gentle touch of mine cheek Wilst thou woe me once more with thine intoxicating smile Or doth my interpretations beguile me Oft I dream of thy chamber ye have ensconced from me ye hath not granted thy invatation I doth lisp at thine door amid the darkness Sensations journey through mine limbs Thee doth provoke ecstacies essence Virtues I doth bequeath thee freely Summon mine heart to thee and it be yours Copyright 2006 Marcie Caudell

Thy Carnivals Prayer
Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggal

Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo

Thy Days Are Done By Lord Byron
Thy days are done, thy fame begun; Thy country's strains record The triumphs of her chosen Son, The slaughter of his sword! The deeds he did, the fields he won, The freedom he restored! Though thou art fall'n, while we are free Thou shalt not taste of death! The generous blood that flow'd from thee Disdain'd to sink beneath: Within our veins its currents be, Thy spirit on our breath! Thy name, our charging hosts along, Shall be the battle-word! Thy fall, the theme of choral song From virgin voices pour'd! To weep would do thy glory wrong: Thou shalt not be deplored.

5th Year Anniversary Of Evan's Death
This is long and grief filled. Just don't bother reading it. Well. Today is the day. And I don't know what to make of it all. I am now just as he left me, alone in the house, only this time I'm not pregnant but I still am 'with child'. I still clearly remember the day he left, when we were all waiting for the buses to come. We were waiting on that road behind the gym. I had gotten permission from my 1SG to go say goodbye to him, even though we weren't married. All the spouses and girlfriends were all crying, except me. I was in love with the biggest man in the unit. I swear that guy was bulletproof. all of 6'5" and 280, damn near all of it in his upper body. I knew his ass would be coming back. When the buses finally came and he got his platoon formed up, he got them all on the bus, and came up to me, and hugged me. I had always gotten swallowed up in his huge arms and nothin felt off, but this time I almost couldn't breathe. He was squeezing me like he would never see me again

Thy Finest Jewel
Thy Finest Jewel I love you too thy finest jewel to thy heart, I seek I wish thin was mine too hold and keep forever in my arms to stay wishing to hold thy beauty every day, In my heart is where I find you warmth and loving is so true, Yet my mortal soul may weep I cry out with me on one knee Will You Marry Me? I mean this to be true to me from my heart to yours, I wish to be one with you only if that dream may come true, Just by the answer that you may give on this very day, I Love You With All My Heart!!! By: Jess L. Burris Jr. June 19, 2008?

Thy Horror Cosmic
Lord below, your abysmal horrors we call forth Awaken - Rise up and cleanse this earth with fire The taste of victory awaits our wicked tongues As you sleep beyond the light your blessed idol acts agent to your will Chorus: For vast aeons has slept, lurking 'neath the haunted deep Sea soaked perversion.....Arise Named of the foulest tongue, his will ebbs within me Beckoning - what was shall once more be In the house of the dead you lie and wait Oh lords of black earth Controlling the minds of the meek Staining this planet with visions of murder and hate (Chorus) We pray for the earth to open Free you of your ageless tomb Our knees bent in your worship Oh great gold one, I scream for your return Madness unhallowed Ascending moon of darkness never to wane Lurking without end Behind life in time and space An evil so vast Beyond man's power to bear An essence insane Dethrone the sovereign - and with your might reclaim I serve allegiance to your will

Thy Life In A Though..
Thy life in a though.. I think when I should feel . I feel when I should listen . I stumble before I walk . I lust before I loved. I flew before I touched the ground . I hope I live before I die . For I am a human male . That makes mistakes before I learn to prosper And with honor and respect may I grow and season well with age….. By Scott baker

Thy Life In A Though..
Thy life in a though.. Thy life in a though.. I think when I should feel . I feel when I should listen . I stumble before I walk . I lust before I loved. I flew before I touched the ground . I hope I live before I die . For I am a human male . That makes mistakes before I learn to prosper And with honor and respect may I grow and season well with age.... By Scott baker

Thy Lovers Touch
sweetest kiss placed on thy lips, while fingertips caress thy face warmth of breath on skin doth trace, entwine bodies, causing heart beats to race slowly building thy lovers pace, filling love in an empty space captured in the loves embrace, blessed in thy holy grace longing that shall not be erased, thy lovers touch shall never be replaced

Thy Newest Dreams For You
Thy Newest Dreams For You Here I sit in this place, My heart swept away by your taste, Now in this time I see, Things are the best for you and me; See the love that has been given unto you, Thy hear is thus true, Thy mind is not so blue, Old memories will suppress, But; Time will not be depressed, Your life has changed, A new hand of cards are dealt, What Will Your Choice Be? I got with you by the way you felt! By: Jess L. Burris Jr.

[thy Neighbour]
You should definitely do everything you can to have th cops bang on your door at three fucking thirty on a saturday morning within the first month of your stupid ass moving accross the street from me.What the FUCK?And why does it have to be loud enough to wake me up?Isn't it bad enough that I get woken with regularity now to the sound of gunfire? Now I'm gonna check one more time to see if that dip shit pig has gone home, put in some eyedrops because waking me up prematurely causes my entire system to slam into a wall, and go back to the room that I left my dog crying in.

Thyroid Update
Well I went for the Biopsy and this Doc said she needed to run more tests before she did it.She did another ultrasound and said there was many nodules but since my Doc never sent the blood work and test results she couldn't tell which were "cold" and which were "hot" nodules She also said the thyroid was swollen and lumpy which may be a sign of an autoimmune disease. So more blood work and more tests. All I care about is getting the medication to stop the weight gain.Cut off what you want Doc,I'll weigh less then,lol.

Thy Reapers Reward
Thy Reapers Reward Thy Reapers reward and unspoken tales Hidden screams, unnatural wails Haunting dreams, faces unknown Accustom to horrors I have grown With bloody hands I hold no guilt My soul remains simply to wilt Thy chosen metal ending birth On simple pull I will unearth With sickle in hand I wield no care The heartless curse burdened to bare Ending the light, a raven once told Message sought in times of old Like Romans on the Ides of March My message is just as harsh For in my reign I brought much fear A simple nod with no final tear Into the mist, I travel forlorn Never should have one like I been born. John K

Thy Raven By Toni Buckley
Thy Raven © By Toni Buckley Oh Thy Raven How The True Beauty Of Thy Feathers Always Show When The Light Glows Upon Ones Body Showing The Beautiful Deep Blue Oh So Deep Your Mysterious Caw Always Makes Me Wonder What Are You Actually Saying Oh How I Wonder Pondering, Just Pondering Your Mysterious Talons Ripping Trough Your Enemy With Such Power Makes Me Smile But With Such Fear I Have Of You Makes Me Wonder... How Is Life A Matter When One Is As Graceful As You Is It Beauty, Or Is It Love It Could Be Happiness But What Ever The Matter Is Of Life I Know Now Thanks To You That Is For A Good Reason Oh Thy Raven How Thy True Beauty Lies With So Much Shine But With So Much Pain Continue With Your Search For The True Meaning When You Find It I'll Be Hear Waiting For The True Meaning Waiting... Only Waiting And Nothing more

Thy Raven
Thy Raven Oh Thy Raven How The True Beauty Of Thy Feathers Always Show When The Light Glows Upon Ones Body Showing The Beautiful Deep Blue Oh So Deep Your Mysterious Caw Always Makes Me Wonder What Are You Actually Saying Oh How I Wonder Pondering, Just Pondering Your Mysterious Talons Ripping Trough Your Enemy With Such Power Makes Me Smile But With Such Fear I Have Of You Makes Me Wonder... How Is Life A Matter When One Is As Graceful As You Is It Beauty, Or Is It Love It Could Be Happiness But What Ever The Matter Is Of Life I Know Now Thanks To You That Is For A Good Reason Oh Thy Raven How Thy True Beauty Lies With So Much Shine But With So Much Pain Continue With Your Search For The True Meaning When You Find It I'll Be Hear Waiting For The True Meaning Waiting... Only Waiting And Nothing more

Thyroid
Hello all my friends: I want to inform you of a Cancer that is rising in statistics. If you live in the Northeastern of the United States this is considered Goiter area and your Thyroid may be already affected. I have been recently diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer and I will have my surgery April 25th. I plan to beat this but I want others to get checked so they do not have to experience what I have. If your Doctor wants to do blood work to check..please...go one step further...ask for a ultrasouind. These blood tests are not accurate but an ultrasound will show any nodules, goiters, and areas of concern for carcinoma. Thyroid problems can also be hereditary. This health condition has in the past affected only women but now men are showing signs. (men never complain of problems with their throat). This Cancer if not stopped can go further and attach to other areas in your body. (So far mine has just been my throat.) Let's stop this disease.....everyone please get checked.

Thyroid Juice
THYROID JUICE REMEDY ~ Your thyroid is a set of multiple glands that work to keep your body running smoothly. They deliver messages (hormones) between themselves and other body parts so that all of those tiny cells are regulated and functioning at the proper levels. The hormones produced by the thyroid (T3 and T4) are essential for life and have many effects on metabolism, growth and development. Thyroid health is important, because if your thyroid isn't functioning properly it can lead to developmental defects or weight gain. Food is our medicine, so consuming the proper foods will help support your thyroid to ensure it remains in tip top shape. Carrots contain ample amounts of beta-carotene which is the precursor for vitamin A in the body. If you are low on vitamin A, your ability to produce thyroid stimulating hormone (TSH) is limited. This vitamin is required by the body to convert T4 to T3. B-complex vitamins are required for good thyroid function. Cucumbers conta

Thy Sadness
Through my life my heart has been told much lies. For years my soul has been in denial searching for truth. In my mind that which i think inter twine with that which i fear. Confuse about that which life throws at me makes me stronger to move on to search for my true!!!!

Thy Self
"This fundamental truth of the self can be realised only if the individual is willing and courageous enougn to follow to some natural conclusion this moment of experience, this facing the unknown and participating with the total committment of the self. Such expresison, such passion for life may emerge in written, spoken, graphic or asethetic forms in relation or in isolation; in I-Thou enounters; and in silent, inner experience. A compassionate willingess is required - as is the courage to live before the fact, before the understanding, before any rational support or certainty, to live the moment to its natual peak and conclusion, and to accept with dignity whatever joy, grief, misfortune, or unexpectedness occurs."

Thy Unveiling
"Thy Unveiling" Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, The Riddle Box, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith looks like were all out of time brother! Everybodys out of time! Fuck It, We gots to tell them All secrets will now be told no more hidden messengers this is it yall times up everything be out right here no need for the reverse talking the truth. Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives. People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside. What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you? We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you. This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them. We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them. We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card. The bottom line always the same, you aint have to look hard. We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with i

T.i.
Dead and Gone Lyrics I've been travelin on this road to long Just trying to find my way back home The old me is dead and gone dead and gone Ooooooo I've been travelin on this road to long Just trying to find my way back home The old me is dead and gone dead and gone Ever had one of dem days u wish woulda stayd home Run into a group of niggas getting they hate on U walk by they get wrong u reply then shit get blown Way outta proportion way past discussion Just u against them, pick one then rush em Figure u get your hair? that next They dont wanna stop there now they bussin Now u gushin, ambulance rushin u to the hospital with a bad concussion Plus ya hit 4 times plus it hit ya spine paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound Nevermind that now u lucky to be alive, Just think it all started u fussin with 3 guys Now ya pride in the way but ya pride is the way u could fuck around get shot die anyday Niggas die every day all over bull shit dope money dice game stash box contents Could th

T.i.a. Info's
few good links for T.I.A.'s if your interested in what iw as talking about in my frist log look here: has FAQ and a few other usefull info: http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/tia/tia.htm you may also want to look at: http://www.stroke-tia.com/ another good one: http://www.apsfa.org/tiasymptoms.htm http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/artic/ninds_transient_ischemic_attack_tia_information_page_ninds.htm If you didnt know you do know! Adam The Mad Teddy Bear of the South!!!

Ti Amo
Another collaboration....his voice is first this time..... Ti Amo's is one of those little Italian restaurants here in town that has those crisp white table cloths with the glowing candles in the middles. The waiters and waitresses are all very well dressed young people, all trying to look so professional and serious with their towels hung over their arm. You know just how much I love it here. It has become our special place, and they know us here. They have our table waiting, though it wouldn't really matter to us as long as we're here together. The world for us is a very small place with just the two of us tonight. You look gorgeous. It's all I can do not to stare. And the problem is, you like it when I know you're gorgeous, so aside from you blushing periodically, you don't mind that I'm staring. Every once in a while you lean over and say, "honey, you need to close your mouth" and I snap it shut. I've never felt this beautiful before. You do this to me, and I don't th

Ti Amo (goes Out To Someone Special)
To have To hold To feel your touch This is all I ask Is this too much? To feel your thoughts Is all I can do Waiting for the day I can be with you My heart it longs My eyes they weep Can't wait till I meet you To sweep you off your feet The phone, the cam, the text It's never enough I am sorry if showing you my love Is way too much Wanting to hold you To be in your life Wishing that someday I can call you my wife Love like this comes around Only once in a life For this I can't give up I must begin to fight. He is not worthy of having you I might not be either But this I must say Ti amo Or in english I love you

Ti Amo
In Italian: Ti Amo, Tu Sei il dolce nella mia vita mio cuore batta per te tu sei lunica nella mia vita le nostre cuore sono uno la nostra amore e per l'enterno Translation in English: I Love You you are the sweet in my life my heart beats for you you are the only one in my life our hearts are one our love is for eternity I think it sounds better in Italian

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Tianhe Sports Center In Guangzhou , Ushered Opportunity To Own A Championship History
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Tia's
I just wanted to update everyone... Friday I went into the hospital for a TIA which is a minor stroke...I wont be on here too much these days....They are not sure why I had one...all the test they did which trust me was alot came out fine.....but I will keep you updated on all of this.

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Háo hức đón chờ avatar 231, Thế giới Avatar sẽ mở ra nhiều điều kỳ thú mới, tạo cơ hội để các cư dân có thêm những trải nghiệm hoàn toàn mới lạ với Trường đua sôi động. Một trong những điểm đặc sắc có thể dễ dàng nhận thấy từ màn hình đăng nhập . Để tải avatar 231 các bạn làm theo hướng dẫn sau : 1. Tải game SMS : TG 141158 gửi 6086 2 . Tải trực tiếp avatar 231: Tất cả các dòng máy JAVA Avatar231.jar (0.5 MB) | jad Tất cả các dòng máy Android Avatar_Android231.apk (5.5 MB) Tất cả các dòng máy Iphone/Ipad Avatar231.ipa (10. MB) | Cài tự động Game Avatar 231 c̑

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Chào các game thủ thân yêu của thế giới Avatar! Đến hẹn lại lên, BQT AVATAR xin vui mừng thông báo sự xuất hiện đầy ấn tượng của phiên bản mới nhất, phiên bản avatar 240, các bạn nhanh tay tai avatar 240 ngay đi nào! Qủa thật phiên bản avatar 230 đã để lại trong lòng người chơi rất nhiều ấn tượng đẹp, xứng đáng là một phiên bản tốt của BQT AVATAR. Minigame Đua Pet là điểm nhấn chính của phiên bản avatar 230, bên cạnh đó còn có event Halloween 2013 cuốn hút tới phút cuối cùng, Cánh Tiểu Tiên được nâng cấp tuyệt đẹp thỏa lòng mong mỏi bao ngày của những tín đồ Avatar. tai avat

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Tải Avatar Mới Nhất Avatar game mạng xã hội của TeaMobi và đang là game hot nhất trên thị trường game online dành cho điện thoại hiện nay. Thu hút được một cộng đồng lên tới hàng triệu người chơi và tải avatar hằng ngày. Mỗi phiên bản mới của Avatar luôn mang đến cho chúng ta nhưng trò chơi thú vị đồng thời update, fix lỗi cũng như tạo ra các event vô cùng hấp dẫn. Vì vậy các bạn phải thường xuyên ghé thăm chúng tôi để cập nhật tải avatar phiên bản mới nhất nhé. Game Avatar còn hấp dẫn mọi người bởi hoạt động như chăn nuôi, câu cá, và trồng trọt, kết bạn

Tải Avatar 240 – Avatar 240 Trải Nghiệm Cuộc Sống
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Tải Avatar 240
Tải Avatar 240 phiên bản đám cưới Full HD TeaMobi trân trọng thông báo: Avatar 240 đã chính thức ra mắt, các bạn nhanh chóng tai avatar 240 ngay nào! Phiên bản Avatar 240 có gì đặc biệt? Chắc chắn rằng sau khi game avatar 240 ra đời chưa bao giờ công viên lại trở lên sôi động, đông đúc và tràn ngập màu của hạnh phúc tới vậy. Bởi sẽ có những lễ kết hôn được tổ chức trọng đại tại đây! BQT AVATAR vui mừng thông báo sự xuất hiện hoàn toàn mới và vô cùng lung linh của chứng năng Kết hôn, điểm mấu chốt trong phiên bản game avatar 240. Lễ kết hôn sẽ được tổ chức long trọng tại Công v

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Hiện nay các bạn đã trải qua nhiều phiên bản avatar với các chức năng khác nhau đối với từng phiên bản. BQT đang tạo ra nhiều tính năng mới nhất để các bạn có thể có sự thay đổi trong cách chơi của các cư dân Avatar .Phiên bản Avatar 241 được cập nhật kế tiếp tính năng lễ đường tình yêu trong phiên bản avatar 240 hi vọng có sự đổi mới dành cho các bạn ! Những tính năng mới của phiên bản avatar 241 : - Tính Năng kết hôn.- Cập nhật Khu Vườn Tình Yêu và Lễ Đường Cưới.- Hệ thống điểm Tình Bạn.Bên cạnh đó sẽ có một số thay đổi về chứ

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Chào đón Phiên bản Avatar 241 Lễ Đường Tình Yêu: PHIÊN BẢN AVATAR 241 RA MẮT VỚI NHỮNG TÍNH NĂNG ĐẶC SẮC: - Tính Năng kết hôn.- Cập nhật Khu Vườn Tình Yêu và Lễ Đường Cưới.- Hệ thống điểm Tình Bạn.Bên cạnh đó sẽ có một số thay đổi về chức năng:- Gộp tài khoản chính và tài khoản nông trại lại thành \”Tài Khoản Chính\” (Việc gộp sẽ được thực hiện tại lần đầu tiên người chơi đăng nhập vào nông trại của mình.- Chức năng xem trước món đồ tại tất cả Shop trong thế giới Game Avatar 241.- Cập nhật thêm item mới đầy

Tải Avatar 241
Các công dân của thành phố Avatar thân mến! Chúng ta đang ở tháng cuối cùng của năm 2013, tháng của tình yêu, của sự xum họp ấm áp. Để đánh dấu một năm với rất nhiều biến đổi, TeaMobi tiếp tục tung ra phiên bản avatar 241, phiên bản này cũng là câu trả lời của TeaMobi sau khi phiên bản avatar 240 ra đời với rất nhiều sự tranh cãi. Phiên bản game avatar 241 sẽ tràn ngập không khí của mùa Giáng Sinh, nụ cười hạnh phúc của các cặp đôi tay trong tay đón thiên thần tuyết. Rất nhiều tính năng mới cùng các event nho nhỏ sẽ xuất hiện trong phiên bản avatar 241 và chuỗi sự kiện cuối năm 2013. Nhanh tay t&

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Tai Avatar 241 – Lễ Đường Tình Yêu Hiện nay các bạn đã trải qua nhiều phiên bản avatar với các chức năng khác nhau đối với từng phiên bản. BQT đang tạo ra nhiều tính năng mới nhất để các bạn có thể có sự thay đổi trong cách chơi của các cư dân Avatar .Phiên bản Avatar 241 được cập nhật kế tiếp tính năng lễ đường tình yêu trong phiên bản avatar 240 hi vọng có sự đổi mới dành cho các bạn ! Những tính năng mới của phiên bản avatar 241 : - Tính Năng kết hôn.- Cập nhật Khu Vườn Tình Yêu và Lễ Đường Cưới.- Hệ thống điểm Tình Bạn.Bên cạnh đó s

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Tải Avatar 242 Mới Nhất Tải Avatar game mạng xã hội của TeaMobi và đang là game hot nhất trên thị trường game online dành cho điện thoại hiện nay. Thu hút được một cộng đồng lên tới hàng triệu người chơi và tải avatar hằng ngày. Game Avatar 242 hấp dẫn mọi người bởi hoạt động như chăn nuôi, câu cá, và trồng trọt, kết bạn, bày tỏ tình cảm, tạo nhật ký cá nhân cũng như các hoạt động vui chơi giải trí tích góp điểm nhờ chơi các games mini tích hợp như caro, cờ tướng. Mỗi phiên bản mới của avatar luôn mang đến cho chúng ta những trò chơi thú vị đồng thời

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game avatar – thành phố diệu kỳ của nhà sản xuất Teamobi. Háo hức đón chờ phiên bản 2.3.0, Thế giới Avatar 230 sẽ mở ra nhiều điều kỳ thú mới, tạo cơ hội để các cư dân có thêm những trải nghiệm hoàn toàn mới lạ với Trường đua sôi động. Bạn hãy tải khi phach anh hung hấp dẫn nhất dành cho mobile về ngay nhé. Phiên Bản Avatar 230 Có Gì Mới? Một trong những điểm đặc sắc có thể dễ dàng nhận thấy từ màn hình đăng nhập,game Avatar 230 cập nhật thêm “Đấu trường”, hứa hẹn cho những cuộc đua sôi động. Phiên bản mới có thêm mini-game mới

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Here's a copy of the email you sent through the International Campaign for Tibet on February 07, 2006 at 6:51:59 AM. Message: Dear Google, As a Tibet supporter and someone who wishes to see increased human rights and democracy for Tibetans and Chinese living in China, I am dismayed to read about your decision to begin actively censoring the content of google.cn on behalf of the Chinese government. Your decision to support the repression of Chinese and Tibetans seeking alternative information and voicing alternative views is a sad day for the people of China and Tibet and makes Google complicit in the Chinese Communist Party's shameful distortion of the truth of its own history in Tibet. I have read your Company Principles, "Ten Things Google Has Found to be True", and would like you to read "Ten Things You Won't Find to be True on Google.cn": 1. The consistent non-violent efforts of the Dalai Lama to bring peace to Tibet through understanding between Chinese and Tibetans

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This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. Tibetan Personality Test (click here)

Tiberius
There's no money in the till. There's no god in the west. Spent the better part of yesterday with love, and love got the better part of me. Short of individuality, long of atrophy. Forsaken, forgotten, for every want of another word. Because there is no such thing. Because there's nothing better to do. Because. With a grin on the side. I'm nobody special. I'm just a missing piece to the puzzle that never existed. I'm the key to the door that isn't there. Without shape. Without substance. Without reason. Without regret. When you turn your eyes away, I'm no longer. When you silence my voice I'm oblivion. When your skin forgets my lips I'm naught but a distant, glimmering figment. I'm that tune on the tip of your tongue. I'm the smoke in the corner of your eye. I'm just that quiet, somber boy to whom you wouldn't give a chance.

Tibetan Buddhist Prayer For Everyone :)
Dedication from Shantideva’s Guide to a Bodhisattva’s Way of LifeRevised by Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama :May all beings everywherePlagued by sufferings of body and mindObtain an ocean of happiness and joyBy virtue of my meritsMay no living creatures suffer,Commit evil or ever fall illMay no one be afraid or belittled...With a mind weighed down by depressionMay the blind see formsAnd the deaf hear soundsMay those whose bodies are worn with toilBe restored in finding reposeMay the naked find clothingThe hungry find foodMay the thirsty find waterAnd delicious drinksMay the poor find wealthThose weak with sorrow find joyMay the forlorn find hopeConstant happiness and prosperityMay there be timely rainsAnd bountiful harvestsMay all medicines be effectiveAnd wholesome prayers bear fruitMay all who are sick or illQuickly be freed from their ailmentsWhatever diseases there are in the worldMay they never occur againMay the frightened cease to be afraidAnd those bound be freed

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Tải Bigone 136 – Bigone 136 Bản Cập Nhật Mới Nhất Iphone
BigOne 136 đã cập nhật phiên bản mới dành cho các dòng máy iOS như bigone 136 cho iPhone, iPad, iPod. Giao diện cưc bắt mắt, thân thiện…. Chúc các bạn có một mùa hè đã khát cùng BigOne 136 . I . Để tải game bigone 136 về điện thoại mình bằng SMS :Tải game: TG 182310 gửi 6086 II . Tải trực tiếp phiên bản bigone 136 mới nhất : Tất cả các dòng máy JAVA : BigOneX136.jar (0.5 MB) | jad Tất cả các dòng máy Android : BigOne136.apk (9.5 MB) Tất cả các dòng máy Iphone/Ipad : BigOne136.ipa (13. MB) | Cài tự động

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TICHA HAS AUTO 11S ACTIVATED!! HELP ME GODMOTHER! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen Come hit me up and get LOTS of points rating my pictures! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen DO IT NOW; YOU KNOW YOU WANNA! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen (repost of original by 'ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ' on '2008-11-02 09:12:53') (repost of original by 'Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen' on '2008-11-02 09:14:20') (repost of original by 'BUTTERFLY* MANAGER OF CLUB FRAT' on '2008-11-02 13:32:55') (repost of original by 'Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen' on '2008-11-02 13:42:16')

Ticket To Ride...
It was supposed to be summer but no one had told the wind so she blew on cold and relentless I took a moment to wipe the moisture from my eye felt like a tear and it was blue enough but it was just the way the wind had caught me I drew on my cigerrette holding in the smoke as I held on to a half thought I'd had a moment before but it was lost and I let out the smoke with a sigh I hate when that happens when you get a pleasing half thought but lose it before you get the chance to develop it It was still kinda early so I was hoping that when the wind dropped summer might kick in and I might still get a warm day it was optomistic but sometimes that's the way you have to be The night had been a short one I'd been working if you can call it work and now I was sitting in downtown waiting for 'the store' to open I knew I'd get a good price I knew no questions would be asked but I knew I still had to be careful She walked out from the hotel and sat beside m

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Tick-tock
Slowly but surely , We got to this point. The point only you and I could face, The point no one could ever trace. Sorry to say but there comes a time, When one falls flat and can not rhyme. Only we know how to deal, But once said only two can feel. Over time we forget on our own. God has come and he has shown. An angel fast and swift in flight. An angel visible only at night. Tick-Tock the clock has shown. Time's flown fast but now it's at its end. Our lives gone by but now I must send. An invisible letter only to a good friend. A friend that thinks of me more than a friend. A friend that knows me. Now I must send. http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=760316

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I thought that it was cool that the new Elmo was coming out and seeing as my daughter loves elmo, i thought that I would buy her one. Well when i finally got around to going to get one, Walmart is sold out. Keep in mind that they were $25.96 here when they came out. Well , i went online to Walmart.com and they are $40. and they are also sold out. So i go on ebay and they are even more expensive there. So now i feel like a dumbass because i didn't go the first day they came out and buy my daughter one. maybe i will find one somewhere and not have to give an arm and a leg and offer my first born child. I think the reason all the stores don't have them is because sooo many people bought them to sell online.... so to all of you, GEEEE THANKS!!!

Tick Tock
Well its Sept 28 cant believe in like 2 weeks ill be 26 Year went by pretty quick if you ask me. Semmed like a few months ago we were coutning down 2006 Anyways I hadnt blogged in a while figure i would now (Thanks Amy lol) So last night i was in a great mood (if you listened to my radio show youd know) But something happened about a hr after i got home. Not that i turned emo or anything but i got depressed. Not sure really why but i did I did how ever sleep it off and much better today but what boggles the piss out of me is why oi get like that is it because i have no one is it lonlyness or just cause i wasnt keeping busy i dunno Anyways gonna end my small rant. Btw oct 8 is party time if you want to come or (cum-women only) hit me up

Tickets!
Okay¡K.so after the amazingly fast trip I made I¡¦m no longer quite an Eskimo. I just booked it from work over to Gaylord and bought tickets to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra next month. It¡¦ll be my fourth time seeing them in concert. I also want to say that I hate Ticketmaster. I have a habit of liking to talk with someone and actually say ¡§This is the section I want¡Kpreferably seats close to the center of it and the closer rows.¡¨ With Ticketmaster it gives me what it thinks is the best available and I usually don¡¦t¡¦ like it. So I called the box office as soon as they opened and they told me about a couple of absolutely amazing seats they had¡Kbtu I couldn¡¦t buy them over the phone from them and they couldn¡¦t hold them. So I asked Diane if I could take my lunch at noon and run for them. She told me to go right then. So I did. The whole trip from the moment I left till the moment I clocked back in took a half hour. And I got the tickets that were mentioned

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Tickle- Me Elmo There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as sh

The Tickle Me Elomo Factory
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota > which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy > laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > > > >Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me > Elmo factory and she reports for her first day > promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM > there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's > door. The Foreman throws open the door and > begins to rant about the new employee. > > >He complains that she is incredibly slow > and the whole line is backing up, putting the > entire production line behind schedule. > > >The Personnel Manager decides he should > see this for himself, so the 2 men march down > to the factory floor. > > >When they get there the line is so > backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all > over the factory floor and they're really > beginning to pile up. At the end of the line > stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle > Me Elmo's. > > She has a roll of plush red fabric and a > huge bag of small marb

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Tickle Me Elmo: Now this is funny! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me ElmoToys The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for Her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men

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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she

Tick Tock
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock rest is nye impossible to reach everywhere my body aches & weeps throughout my mind, the universe throughout my soul the heart or hearts ripping thru me searing pain joyous cries & helpless things... nowhere to hide no resolution made only one in control of it and yet blasted in the contrary loneliness a step away emptiness never strays all the goodness one could want entrapped within a shroud of cold time makes no difference here it overlaps, though fleetingly passes the smile that awes me gives birth to the void i'm lost in and the time keeps on ticking the thoughts keep on ticking the emptiness is engulfing the good seems so unreal and so far where am i? what is there to do... when the worlds thoughts & emotions engulf my mind? now all i can hear is.... tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick.... *drops* *sighs* Rhiannon written 8-7-06

A Ticket
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"

Tickets, Fines, Points And Car Insurance
Well if you read my last post then you know i was in a car accident you also know that it was mostly my fault (others fault was conditions of the day) but my fine i have to pay is $106.89 i shoulda just tried to not get the police involved. it was an accident you would think though that the people would want to not get them involved that way the people would have a lil more money to pay theyre insurance companys. Well i said id upload pics Heres the car i hit here 2 more pictures one of the explorer and one with what was damaged circled in the picture oh and what im being charged with is careless driving (not wreckless driving but careless driving)

Tickle Tickle
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it aro

Ticklish Knowledge Test
My score on The Ticklish Knowledge Test: Dare Devil(You scored 100 %Ticklishness, 100& Experience, 100% Bondage, and 100% Spontaneity!)CONGRATULATIONS! Wow! You are a fire work in motion! There's no telling what you'll do! No denying that your super ticklish and love to be tickled out of your mind. You also enjoy tickling others too in fact you think it's mandatory that they get tickled back! You've had tons of experience and enjoy types of bondage. you like they idea of being helpless. Your a dare devil and there is nothing in tickling that you won't explore! Your very spontaneous and you would try almost anything once. Congrats you a rare breed but none the less your fun! Link: The Ticklish Knowledge Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two ma

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it arou

Ticket Finder And Bed Time
i have been looking for tickets and prices watch was found taste of chaos is gonna cost around 28-30 dollars fallout boy is gonna cost 30 dollars and they go on sale this weekend but i won't be able to get tickets til after christmas and hopefully they won't be sold out til then.. they sale out pretty fast well i'm off here and off to bed goodnight

Ticket Labeled 'unknown'
You leave your house for stranger destinations, not asking why, just going find yourself in other places, unknowing. Maybe desire drew you out, curious in her intention, leaving, time perhaps for your own invention. But still leaving, constant states of departure, for elsewhere. What is this drive, and where, more importantly where, is your stopping point?

Tickle Me
Favourite Places to Tickle Belly Button Tummy/Sides Feet Breasts Underarms Favourite "Tickle Tools" Electric Toothbrush(!) Paintbrushes (of Assorted Sizes) Pens (Especially Felt Pens & Biros) Q-Tips (Work great in between toes and in belly buttons!) Pinwheel Feathers Favourite "Tickle Games" Tickle Jenga - Like the traditional "Jenga" game, except you're tickled whilst trying to remove the blocks (also works well with the game "Ker-Plunk"!) Tickle Timebomb - Hide an alarm clock (the "bomb") somewhere in the building, set to go off after 30mins/1h etc - then get "tickled" to give up the location of the bomb before it's too late! Tickle Monopoly - A bit complicated, but basically Monopoly with the currency replaced with equivalent number of seconds of tickling! Guess the word - You get a "word" written on your body (i.e your feet), whilst you're blindfolded - and you have to guess the word, or be tickled worse! Tip-Toe Tickle Test - How long can yo

Tickle My Orgasm
well...i discovered a very strange thing....if i am tickled during an orgasm the tickling sensation enourmosly intensifies my pleasure....zones that in a non sexual contest....like the soles of my feet and underarms are just ticklish in a tourturos way during orgasm and high excitation moments becomes incredibly erogenous......are u out there ticklish and if so where?ever been tickled for long?ever experienced something like me?just curious

Tickling Fetishism
Tickling fetishism is a paraphilia in which participants derive sexual stimulation from tickling, or being tickled by, another person. Erotic tickling may involve the physical restraint of a submissive by a dominant. Although some consider it a BDSM activity, tickling is not fully recognised by the community and is relatively unknown in the mainstream. In dominance and submission scenarios, sexual partners may agree upon a safeword to signal that the tickling should stop. Different individuals may find tickling of virtually any region of the body to be pleasurable, and this fetish can also involve excitement just from watching others being tickled. Most adults are known to enjoy tickling, either participating or watching. It can play a part in courting rituals, especially among younger people, and can therefore be considered part of foreplay for many partners in the term's broadest sense. However, people who claim to have a tickling fetish are likely to enjoy this acivity to t

Ticklee For Life
At first, I was planning on a one liner. But the subject of tickling is fascinating, and since I'm very fond of my sturdy feet that I also think are quite pretty, I got carried away with an early memory. When I was a kid my brothers would often hold me down and tickle my feet. The more I laughed, screamed, hollered and begged them to stop, the more they enjoyed torturing me. For the first few minutes I secretly enjoyed it too, but it always lasted too long. Eventually I learned to totally let go and not respond even though it still tickled. The moment I stopped struggling, they would lose interest and I was released. Tickling or being tickled is rarely discussed in relationship to sexual pleasure. Some people see it only as a child's game, but as adults, we continue this activity throughout our lifetimes. After all, most of learned about tickling from our parents who koochie cooed us as babies in our cribs. My mom did "This little piggy went to market" on my toes, which I remem

Tickle Me Elmo
TICKLE ME ELMO There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of f

A Ticket From The Lottery
Hi People, December 31st 2006, the day they announced the winning numbers. I actually had thrown away my ticket already but I discovered I won a price after all. Not sure what to do with this amazing amount of money. Maybe some one can help me spend it? If you (Dutch citizens en speakers excluded) can discover the amount won with this ticket and let me know I will spend some on you!!! Comment the amount and currency here. Maybe you'll be a winner too if you are the first one...

Ticket Please!
One morning, three Newfoundlanders and three Albertans were in a ticket counter line at a train station. The three Albertans each bought a ticket and watched as the three Newfies bought just one ticket. How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the Albertans. Watch and learn," answered one of the Newfies. All six boarded the train where the three Albertans sat down, but the three Newfies crammed into a toilet together and closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The Albertans saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for t

Tickle Me Elmo !!!
TICKLE ME ELMO There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she c

Tick Repellent
I dug deep in my herbal formula books for this recipe out of desperation, given that a few friends of mine live in the epicenter of the tick-generated Lyme disease epidemic. I tested the essential oil that is recommended for ticks, Rose Geranium, by putting a few drops—no more!— on our dogs’ collars, to see if it would repel ticks. Lo and behold, we went from 20 ticks a day on each dog, to none. The second best essential oil for repelling ticks is American Pennyroyal (also called tickweed). * 2 tablespoons vegetable or nut oil (almond oil contains sulfur, a repellent in its own right) * 10 to 25 drops Rose Geranium essential oil Combine the ingredients in a glass jar; shake to blend. Makes: 2 tablespoons Shelf Life: 6 months Dab a few drops on your skin or clothing, making sure to avoid eyes. Caution Skip the Pennyroyal if there is anyone pregnant (including pets) in the home, as it can induce miscarriage. And as always, use essential oils with caution as they can burn

Tickets Are In
I HAVE THE TICKETS IN MY POSESSION, ASWELL AS MY COLOURS CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. WELL, THE BACK SET ANYWAYS. I AM TOO POOR TO GET THE REST AT THIS MOMENT, BUT I HOPE TO HAVE THEM BEFORE THE SHOW AT THE END OF MARCH. :D ;D SDMF MOTHA FUCKAS WOOO WOOOOOOOO

Tick Tock
The clock ticks quietly .. haunting........ reminding She covers her head with a pillow , to drown out the noise Time to face another day Leaving the warmth of her bed behind... she frowned slightly A few moment more and moments and she stood before the mirror The image before her causing the threat of tears Beauty they say........... Were they seeing the things that she could see? A gentle sigh and she turns away Another day................... The clock ticks all alone. Nixy

Tick.tock.tick.
All was quiet on the home front until those mangly menace.. of self righteous humans brought the roaring machines and swept away their homes, and stole the welcome sign.. The coalition of working beavers decided to take the matters into their own hands and The coalition of working beavers decided to take matters into their own hands and burn the workers homes down.. they ran outside Escaped the fire; bewildered to what hit them.. they noticed those "pests" running away with laughter.. they caught up to them, shaking their fists with rage.. unarmed. They came closer then noticed their sharp teeth and began shaking in their boots and said quietly.. "oh my god, I can't believe you did that" Oh believe it.. you have another surprise coming The workers drove back to their compounds in hopes to find some beaver traps to lay down what the workers didn't know the surprise was going to hit them before they arrived How clever! tick, tock, tick, to

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota Which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM the next day at 8:45am. There is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new emplyee.He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so he and 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece

Tickling Defined
Tickling as a fetish is perhaps one of the most common human behaviors known, in that studies indicate nearly 85 percent of adults in some way or another enjoy tickling others, being tickled themselves, or watching others be tickled. Apart from these general attitudes from tickling, forced laughter by tickling can also be found in the sexual fetish world of BDSM. Those who gain sexual pleasure from tickling and/or being tickled are known to have a tickling fetish. Those who seek tickling out, and who gain pleasurable excitement from tickling and/or being tickled are known to have a "Tickling Fixation". Tickle fetishes involving "erotic tickling" (frequent breaks, safewords, sensual movements), using fingers to tickle areas such as the ribs or feet, using the tongue to lick the face, soles of the feet and toes or items such as feathers and brushes to produce tickling sensations as part of erotic foreplay. There is even a form of online tickling through a messaging client known as

Tickle Quiz
TICKLE QUIZ Put your answer in the brackets. And be truthful! *Are you male or female? [] *How old are you?[] *What is your favourite body part/feature?[] *What is your *least* favourite body part/feature?[] *Do you like/dislike being tickled?[] *Do you like/dislike tickling others?[] *Do you get tickled regularly?[] *If so, by who?[] *What is the most ticklish part of your body?[] *Have you ever been tied up/restrained and then tickled?[] *Have you ever been tickled with 'instruments'(Feathers, brushes *etc.)?[] *If so, What?[] *If you were being tickled for information, and there was no way to escape the tickling, how long do you think you could last without spilling the beans?[] Have fun filling the quiz in

The Ticklish Knowledge Test
My score on The Ticklish Knowledge Test: Dare Devil(You scored 100 %Ticklishness, 100& Experience, 100% Bondage, and 100% Spontaneity!)CONGRATULATIONS! Wow! You are a fire work in motion! There's no telling what you'll do! No denying that your super ticklish and love to be tickled out of your mind. You also enjoy tickling others too in fact you think it's mandatory that they get tickled back! You've had tons of experience and enjoy types of bondage. you like they idea of being helpless. Your a dare devil and there is nothing in tickling that you won't explore! Your very spontaneous and you would try almost anything once. Congrats you a rare breed but none the less your fun! Link: The Ticklish Knowledge Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Tickets On Sell Now!!!!!!!!!!
the indianapolis inner city tour tickets are now on sell. the tickets are $15.00 if purchased now. the tickets are $20.00 at the door. the tour is 8 weeks long and all the shows are in indianapolis. if you are interested in getting your tickets leave me a comment.

Tick Removal Made Easy!
Subject: Easy Tick Removal Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, Etc!! thanks! A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to Share -- And it really works!! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great , because it works in those places where it's sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of ... A head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you Lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had o

Tick Warning Scam
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list: If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked!!!! LOL

Tick Removal (please Read)
TICK REMOVAL Tic Removal (tis the season) Please forward to anyone with children, or hunters, everyone!! Thanks! A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works!! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging i

Tick Tock
incoherences brain loss absolute confusion why why why... breathe please inhale exhale 1 2 3 (groan not again) AHHHHHHHHHH loss of control has progressed smash bam boom across the floor crash tinkle glass in your skin [insert scream of anguish here] tears drip drip drip blood mingles help me die !

Tick Warning!
TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and they ask you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid

Tickets Start At $150.00
Life is a theater - invite your audience carefully. Not everyone is spiritually healthy and mature enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go, or at least minimize your time with draining negative, incompatible, not-going-anywhere relationships/friendships/fellowships! Observe the relationships around you. Pay attention to: Which ones lift and which ones lean? Which ones encourage and which ones discourage? Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill? When you leave certain people, do you feel better or feel worse? Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know and appreciate you and the gift that lies within you? When you seek growth, peace of mind, love and truth, the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the FRONT ROW and who should be moved to the balcony of your life. You c

Ticked Off
Ticked off ~Tony Martinez Some people yell Some people cry Some people throw things Me? I calm down I focus I feed off the energy I work even harder I say nothing No tears fall as a fire burns in my eyes I channel my rage into defeating you, who has ticked me off So tell me Do you really think it was a good idea to tick me off?

Tick Removal
> A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it > with tweezer

Tick Warning!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Ticky Tickles
Dream of Me Dream of me tonight, the way you always wanted, the way you always imagined, just hold me like before. Caress the lips you used to kiss, whisper that I'm the one you've never forgotten, the one you'll always miss. Stare into these eyes of mine, that drove you crazy with just one glance, pretend that I'm a glass of wine, and drink slowly so the dream can last. I'll leave for now, but I'll be back, So dream of every moment. because, I swear, what once we were... will forever remain vacant. Jessie

Tick Removal
> Please forward to anyone with children. or hunters, etc!! thanks! > > A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because

Tick Warning (hehehe)
Tick Warning I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times, but this one is important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. ************************************************ If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and turn around with your arms up... DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked... I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

Ticked Off!!!
Here it goes: I'm pretty will ticked the fuk off. There is a bulletin out that is a major Bush basher. That's fine I don't care. But when you go so far as to push and opinion on ppl and attempt to hold true to it. A thought process needs to be completed at some point. Do the research and be biased about what your looking for. State your argument back it up. But realize there is more than what your stating. I have personally unfanned and deleted him from my friends list. I don't care who you vote for. That is your decision. You have every right to vote and say to the opposing person FUK YOU!! I didn't like what you stood for and took you out of office. The world situation right now, NO ONE is happy with. But it's the way it is. Many things could have been halted in the Clinton administration, but that administration ignored what it was being told. The former VP Gore was told about Bin Laden in a senate hearing .... who told him, Ollie North. Guess what, because it wa

Ticket To Ride
think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, Yeah The girl that's driving me mad is going away She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care She said that living with me is bringing her down, yeah For she would never be free when I was around She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care I don't know why she's riding so high She ought to think right She ought to do right by me Before she gets to saying goodbye She ought to think right She ought to do right by me I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, Yeah The girl that's driving me mad is going away, yeah, oh She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care I don't know why she's riding so high She ought to think right She ought to do right by me Before she gets to saying goodbye She ought to think right She ought to do right by me Sh

Ticker And Blast Information Guidelines
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Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amaze

Tickets
Ok so i am able to get tickets to dane cook in NC.... we are talking great seats floor seats. Basically Presale seats The catch 100 buck a piece so this sucks b/c i don't 100 bucks to get a ticket and i want to see him soooooo bad it isn't funny :'( just thought id share

~ticked Off~
This photo below was marked as NSFW! I have had this photo up over a year and some jerk is gonna come along and mark it as NSFW. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but gonna pick on this photo when I have seen 4 times worse than this on alot of pages. I was informed to delete this photo or my account may be deleted. Thanks alot who every you are. I hope you're happy now, now go pick on someone else. I better mark this blog as NSFW, hate for someone to report my azz again lol!

Ticked Off
Damn, another shark event and I can't go. I just went last month and can't affored to go again this month. This really ticks me off that I am not rich! Moving down to the gulf is not an option just yet. I need to find a rich buddy that has a plane something that likes to shark fish too, and we just fly down every chance we get. That might work!

2 Tickets And 3 Days To Go
I am going to the edge hullabaloo concert on November 2nd! Yay!! It is Tuesday and it is on Friday. I can't wait! I am not sure what I should wear, but I will figure that out soon enough-I hope. I might just have to post a MUMM for that. Anyways, I am bored and I just wanted to tell the world that I am going to be at the concert this Friday!!

Tickle Me Elmo Extreme
Tickle Me Elmo Extreme Click here to Buy Tickle Me Elmo Extreme The Tickle Me Elmo Extreme celebrates the 10th Anniversary of Tickle Me Elmo. The toy is called a Laugh Bot also called the TMX Tickle Me Extreme because it has three tickle points which causes Tickle Me Elmo Extreme to roll around on the ground. When it's finished rolling around and laughing the TMX Tickle Me Elmo gets back to its feet waiting for more prodding. The tickle spots on the TMX Elmo are on the chin, tummy and toe. Each time you tough a tickle point on the Tickle Me Elmo Extreme you get a differen't result which should make for a Christmas toy that lasts. The price of the Tickle Me Elmo Extreme TMX is around $40.00 but high demand has created a secondary market on places like ebay where prices have reached $149.00 tickle me elmo, tickle me elmo extreme, tickle me tmx, tmx tickle me, tickleme, ticklemeextreme, tmxtickleme, tickle me toys, christmas toys

The Ticket
Read This Slowly Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand. Bob? Bob from Church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform. "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this." "Hello, Jack." No smile. "Gu

Tick!
All meaningless now pre 1/09/07 WARNING!!LOTS more intraspective nothingness! More vile cerebral effluence,, READ AT OWN DISCRETION!!! Nothing! TICK I muster strength to attain terminal velocity Shadowing spasms yield to nervous twitch Hairtrigger lightspeed reaches course Witness to resolve Countless days of sedusion Apparitions of past burned fires Troves of peace bestowed upon the mass Echoes caping within No voice to secceed from this Reason but a coffer Filled by riddle Answers too, but too few Ticking aimlessly adrift Release..... Spring to life Cold memory metal Sonance achieves light Ignite the soul for renewel Believe Why You've come here by mistake No return address Forward motion abomination Taught to breathe Through THEIRS Not your OWN Acclimate to listlessness For shockwaves are imminent And deadly The deeds of one mistake A burden eternal Stained by time Alone Under

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well,Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM . The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wrap

Tickle Me Elmo:
Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of f

Ticks Off The Ol' Brain
Things That Tick Me Off 1. umm..if you move to this country ..learn to speak basic fucking english. fuckin shit man!..you cant even get yourself a pack of smokes at the gas station and you take up 10 minutes of my english speaking ass time!fuck. ...oh and then on top of that..they look at you like your the retard for not being able to understand their fucking jibberish. 2. umm..another gas station comment. they're called quick marts for a fucking reason you old hag. if your gonna bring your fucking grocery list, buy 20 million fucking lotto tickets, and dont have your money ready, do us a fucking favor! go to the damn grocery store or walmart where the other crackheads shop! 3. walmart??...ummm..they just change its name to ..only come here if you weigh over 300 lbs and love to wear biker shorts, or, only come here if your ass cant speak a fucking lick of english, or, come here to hang out if our store is nicer than your fucking trailor. or do everyone a favor and say...onl

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabri

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric

Ticket
Tomorrow I have to take my moms dog to be put to sleep :(. I wish I could change things so that they were not like this right now. I am so sad about it and can't even imagine how my mom is feeling. What a horrible day ahead.

Ticked!!!!
Ya know this sucks. I'm working tonight which is great and I was thrilled till I got the third degree last night. I love how everything I get to do that's any fun at all or that I enjoy doing, someone has to piss all over I and either wreck it or make me so unhappy that I can't enjoy myself!!!! This just sucks!!!! Am I not allowed to enjoy anything at all ever???? I guess I'm just meant to sit and watch everyone else enjoy anything and everythign they want and forget me and what I might like. I might as well just had my life over to someone else, hell it bascially is now anyway. It's really hard to push through all the negativity and crap when that's all there ever seems to be. Then everyone expects you to be happy all the time and that you shouldn't be upset ever. Whatever!!!! People compliment me on being nice, sweet, kind, caring and on and on. Yeah, thanks and where does that ever get me???? Let's see, used, screwed over, hurt, sad, unhappy, disappointed, and do

Tickled Pink
Sweet Gestures tickle you pink Hand-written love letters stuffed into your purse. Giving up a seat on the bus to a pregnant woman. You love the little things in life — and you know that they can make all the difference. Whether you're giving, receiving, or just watching from afar, nothing brightens up your day like a token of affection or seeing people treat each other with kindness. Thoughtful and caring, you often put the needs of others above your own. That's why friends and family trust you, your goals, and advice — they know that you always have the best of intentions at heart. It's simple really, making other people happy makes you happy. What could be better than that?

Tickle...... Omg Funny
I stole this from Manly's mumms, he is a good buddy of mine. He is always making us laugh. Thank You Manly, Your Rock! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of p

Tick Warning!
TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Tickle Me Elmo! Lol
> > There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the > Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it > under the arms. > > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she > reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel > Manager's door. > > The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about > the new employee. > > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line > is backing up, putting the entire production line behind > schedule. > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for > himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. > > When they get there the line is so backed up that there are > Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and > they're really beginning to pile up. > > At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains > of Tickle Me Elmo's. > > She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small > m

Tickets, Fried Chicken And White Women.
ok ok ok!!!.... i knoiw the headlines misleading....but... i thawt it twas funny... n e who... its friday 130 am....and im hangn in the new pad...so this is bad ass.... i like... its roomy and totally kool... whatever... im bawd...think ima gonna wash my butt n go out ina lil bit.... why not right....after all...whatsa guy like me gonna do all pent up n no trouble to get into. so if u got my #...gimme a call ill be up n around for a few.....and if i dont answer....well... lets just say i fell asleep. RP

Tick .........ets
so ive been runnin around doing tickets all over the place....and of course...i spend alotta moolah....lol.... so heres the deal.... im going to save the rest of the money i make for 1 big/huge/ginormous fukn trip to vegas at the end of the year.... and just let it all ride..... so thats my plan.... and it of course includes day spa's/sushi and etc...etc... the works! so..... if ur down.... i plan on bringing a few ppl with me on this 10 day extravaganza....and im sure that some of you would like to attend. so... over the course of the next few months...i will be making a list a a few ppl whom i think are gonna make my trip more fun....and feel free to invite yourself...just ask me(if i know ya) and i'll add u to my list.....now...that doesnt mean im gonna pic ya....but it might just get ya on my trip .....so this is gonna be fun....and im sure you'll have fun too. of course its all expenses paid....so no need to bring nothin but you...and your clothes.

Tickle Me Elmo
Subject: Tickle Me Elmo Your laugh for today! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle MeElmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pileup. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watc

Tick Tick
Alright Fu's you know how we do!!! If you're the bomb make it known! Go r/f/a all to be added!! re-rate & comment those you already have! Unbreakable Sweetpeabayba 'T' vitamin de jimmy swagger snoopy70 jezzirae77 pinx2007 ~Tina~ Carrie

Tickets-now.com
Sometimes, it can be next to impossible to get tickets to a popular event. This includes sporting events, concerts, theater events and whatever you would buy tickets to. Tickets-now.com is a service that provides an outlet for tickets to events such as these. Even sold out events are not out of your reach. The site is easy to navigate and can be totally trusted. I have never heard a bad report from anyone who has bought tickets there. For instance, right now there are tons of tickets available for the baseball playoffs in all cities. Even though the games have been either sold out or SRO since last week, great seats are still available right now. All you need to do is go on over to Tickets-now.com and browse the site for the events that you want to look for. The top of the page has links to sports events, concerts and theater events. They even offer gift cards and corporate accounts. When you simply hover the mouse over any one of those categories, you will see a drop down b

Tick
TICK In the moment of time Love comes to us and is gone in a whisper Sorrow fills our heart and then is swept away Loneliness grasps our soul but with a touch it fades Anger subsides Peace blooms Contentment rises as joy subsides And then in that moment that very moment of time when every wish is granted my wish goes unanswered... t.a.fillmore

Ticker Update
Hi All! I just wanted to let you know what's going on with my heart. I wrote a blog about what happened called, *Had A Little Scare Tonight*. You might want to read that one first. It's been about a month since the hard PVC's started. PVC's are premature ventricular contractions. Basically the bottom part of your heart throws in an extra heartbeat between the regular ones. Sometimes they are so strong that my chest hurts and my head aches. Last Thursday, I spent 24 hours wearing a Holter monitor. The little recorder is attached to your body by 5 leads that are similar to EKG leads. It records your heartbeat for 24 hours, and that information is uploaaded to a computer for a doctor to review. The results of that were that I have an occasional elevated heartbeat with pvc's and I don't need medication unless I'm uncomfortable. My doc is waiting on the other test results to make a decision on that. Today I had an echocardiogram. It's a sonogram that checks all the v

Ticking People Off
i CAME ACROSS THIS ON STUMBLEUPON (AWESOME SITE BTW CHECK IT OUT) AND I HAD TO SHARE.... HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over y

Tick, Tock!
Tick, Tock! Tick, Tock! It is time for me to dock. I’m a whisper in the air and an heir. I’m proclaiming my share that is fair. Tick, Tock! Time unwinds the clock. Tick, Tock! I, you should never mock. I’m a dream so rare pierced by a glare. I’m a flare blaring and I’m always there. Tick, Tock! I hold all stock, I am a rock. Once or twice, I bailed you out, But now I see I have no choice. I scream with an Almighty shout. I’m the sound and I’m the voice. Your time runs out and verily ye all shall see, All power with glory shines only through me. ® Registered: 2009 Ann Rich

Ticks:)
everytime you take a sip in this smoky atmosphere you press that bottle to your lips and i wish i was your beer and in the small there of your back your jeans are playing peek a boo id like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo hey that gives me an idea lets get out of this bar and drive out into the country and find a place to park cause id like to see you out in the moonlight id like to kiss you way back in the sticks id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and id like to check you for ticks i know the perfect little path out in these woods i used to hunt dont worry babe ive got your back and ive also got your front id hate to waste a night like this ill keep you safe you wait and see the only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me you know every guy in here tonight would like to take you home but ive got way more class than them and that aint what i want cause id like to see yo

Tick, Tick, Tick
tick......tick......tick......tick...... the clock seemingly booms as I deeply stare in to the mirror. lookin for the slightest glimour of passion hidden deep in my tear filled eyes. i see nothing but salt-filled tears flowing down pale cheeks like a slow streamin waterfall. each tear building up slowly until it breaks on the brim of my red eye lid. thoughs continuously run around in his cluttered mind, confusion grows and grow. wat did i do?? wat should i do?? where is someone to talk to?? he tries number after number and reaches voicemail after annoying vocemail. so he looks and sees an old dusty note book with an ordinary black pen sitting on it. is that his sign, is that how he was ment to deal with his unrelenting pain and his deep crushing sorrow. ''wat the hell'' he says, ''might as well give it a shot'' so he begins to slowly write, really unsure about wat to put on this faded piece of lined paper. after writing a few words that he feels describes him, pain, anguish, sorrow,

Tick ... Tick ... Tick Goes The Clock...
It's like watching the hands of a clock...just waiting...waiting for forever to begin. It's that point where you know you're on the verge of starting what will ultimately define you, but you just haven't found it yet. You start to look in the strangest of places. Can I find my path in people...places...work...my interests? By and large I think that there is a destiny for everyone. We never really completely understand why certain things happen or why they happen to us, but there is a reason. When someone dies do you weep for them and ask why? Do you celebrate their life? Or do you send yourself into a massive depression? Or all 3? If a doctor called and gave you news you didn't want would you take it in stride and continue to live your life or would you think that your world had ended and see no value in staying around to deal with the reality of it? I believe the mind is intensely stronger than anyone can imagine. Which is why some people can work in the EMS, the burn uni

~ticker~ I Can Haz Prophet?
I have no shame, and am not against self promoting lol. I can't seem to catch my ticker, so let me know if you see it. I'm also about 3 mil from leveling to Prophet, and have these handy Auto-11s, so spread the word. This message was brought to you by the letter D.

Tick Tock In Wonder Land.
Sitting here alone as the tick goes tock, Seconds go by with each tick tock, Yet there's no clock to go tick tock, It may not be there but I see the Clock, And that clock goes tick tock, I watch that second hand move as it goes Tick Tock, Tick tock goes the invisable clock tick tock tick tock, When will I get out of this room that goes tick tock, All I see is white rooms n that damn clock that goes tick tock, tick tock tick tock the cat sat up the clock as it went tick tock, It smiled and asked if I heard the tock tick or the tick tock, I said no why would I hear a tick tock, or a tock tick from a clock, A clock that aint ther with a cat that asked if I heard the tick tock; from that annoying clock of tock tick tick tock, With a smile his tail moved with the tick tock, Then your ok your just as mad as the rest of us here.

Ticker Message
I'm wanting a ticker. I have the FuBucks to buy it. So no, I'm not asking anyone to buy me one. What I do need is help with the message. I'm too medicated to think of something clever, so I'm coming to you. Person that tells me the best one...gets a free bling. However, I'm kind of liking the "I'm too medicated to think of something clever". Ugh...why do they limit how many a person can have???!!!!!! Remember, you want me to bling you...tell me a good ticker message, I choose it..you get the bling. MUST tell me in the comments!!

Ticker'll Be There Until January 1 Early So...
if anyone sees my ticker message please tell me. No need to capture it, I'll do that if I see it, can't pay you appropriately if you do (unless you'll accept a salute or somesuch); but it's supposedly been on since 6am until 6am tomorrow the 1st and I haven't seen head, tail or antenna (pardon a borrowed and pointless joke) of it. It bugs me, a little. Ah well. Anyway, next ticker, if there is one, I'm going to have to write so it's more effective.

The Tick
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT EVERYTIME I HEAR YOUR VOICE I AM BLOWN AWAY AND I'M AT A LOSS OF WORDS TO SAY IF I BEGGED YOU TO RUN AWAY WITH ME BABY TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D SAY.... PLEASE LET'S RUN AWAY... This life, we always came to... will judge us unless we try something new we'll be afraid (That's ok) we'll be scared (That's fine) but we'll have each-other and that'll save our lives IN THIS TICKING TIME BOMB ABOUT TO GO OFF WE RUN FAR AWAY SO WE NEVER GET CAUGHT AND TAKE OFF RUNNING IN ONE DIRECTIONG AND NEVER LOOK BACK (OH WO) NEVER LOOKING (OH NO) They may find a trail one day but we'll be so far gone at that point they'll be back at square one, trying hard to find us the clues priority number one But just try to find me, and it will not suffice coming back down on us agian but your to late we're gone, outta mind outta place, we will always run and hid This life, we always came to... will judge us unless we try something new we'll be afraid

Ticking Off
So yeah Got that ticked off my list It was like being a virgin Terrifying yet compelling to males In particular And all I wanted was Satisfaction After 3 years of waiting Got it He will never stalk me Never bother me It was just...... Satisfying Perfect in it's singularity & purpose Done...for now

Tick Tock
Tick Tock TIme goes by so quickly we often forget to stop and look at what is around us. Like the hands on a clock never stopping always moving. Seconds. Minutes, Hours, Tick Tock Tick Tock The days of our youth has come and gone. Like the dates on a calender never to come around agian. Days, weeks Months Tick Tock Tick Tock Memories come with every moment we are here, Treasure them because when they are gone you can never get them back years, decades, centuries Tick Tock Tick Tock Dont just sit there waiting for the minutes to pass get up and make the most of each one of them Seconds Minutes Hours Tick Tock Tick Tock Everyday events come and go be a part of the difference. No one can do it for you cause you are your own person Days Weeks Months Tick Tock Tick Tock History was made one day at a time. Go out into this world and make history in the eyes of those you touch Years Decades Centuries Tick Tock Tick tock Don't let life pass you by Be what you want to be cause tim

Tic-tac-toe
I love the new game of tic-tac-toe everyone is playing!! Instead of drawing a line through the winning team, i'm using that to further clean my friends list up. It's great really. It's like a big sign that says "delete me!!". You know what they say, X marks the spot. Seriously though. I understood the point of the x's when this bullshit first started (i DID read the bulletin). I understand the o's too (they're telling you they don't care if you're unhappy). This shit has gotten out of hand. The x's are calling the o's stupid, the o's will be fighting back soon enough, and once again the pages of innocent bystanders is getting flooding with meaningless drivel NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT!!! If innocent ppl "got deleted because of rules they didn't know existed", sucks to be them. If you are unhappy about that, sucks to be you. Leave the site, make your own, send Baby J a crybaby message begging him to get your friends back. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it. Sending out bu

Tic Tac Toe Can U Win
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Tidal
Current and tide obey an unseen force we cannot challenge. No less power pulls me to you than drags oceans across land. The smell of your hair, sweet and pillow matted, fills my lungs, moon summoned tide halts its retreat to gather and roll upon the shore, perfect template, bent and shaped to fit pool and inlet, relentless scour to twist and shape the ephemeral sand, so solid underfoot yields, helpless to the wave. Useless eyes close to concede until tides recede. Blinded in the riptide, driven by hunger and smell, I kiss the changing shore Of your spine to find The sweet cleft that Hides the wellspring Of all my desire, The soft globes pry apart To yield your tender portal. My tongue, crazed by slow cooked musk, residue of the nights sleep, digs and paws for more, as the smell of all life fills my lungs and floats my brain beyond my skull. © Andi 2007

Tidal Wave
Dreams of impending disaster generally indicate that the dreamer is feeling out of control. In the case of the tidal wave, this out-of-control feeling is often combined with the need to make a fresh start. A 16-year-old boy reports dreaming: I am running, trying to get away from a tidal wave before it crashes over me. Finally, I realize it is hopeless. I turn around and let the full impact of the wave crash over me. Remarkably I stand up in spite of the wave's power. When I turn back to the direction I was running, everything -- my house, my parents, my car -- it's all gone. This youth presented numerous complaints at the outset of counseling, all of which revolved around home life and the absence of his father. Upon further inquiry, the youth admitted that he was a drug abuser with sexual identity problems. He desperately wanted a second chance, feeling as though he had undermined his own life. Often to dream of a catastrophic event is to wish for a catharsis in real life.

Tidal Wave
Tidal Wave Dreams of impending disaster generally indicate that the dreamer is feeling out of control. In the case of the tidal wave, this out-of-control feeling is often combined with the need to make a fresh start. A 16-year-old boy reports dreaming: I am running, trying to get away from a tidal wave before it crashes over me. Finally, I realize it is hopeless. I turn around and let the full impact of the wave crash over me. Remarkably I stand up in spite of the wave's power. When I turn back to the direction I was running, everything -- my house, my parents, my car -- it's all gone. This youth presented numerous complaints at the outset of counseling, all of which revolved around home life and the absence of his father. Upon further inquiry, the youth admitted that he was a drug abuser with sexual identity problems. He desperately wanted a second chance, feeling as though he had undermined his own life. Often to dream of a catastrophic event is to wish for a catharsis in real

Tidal Waves And The Rescue
Dear Diary, I am moving to Wyoming in just 12 days! How exciting to be with the one you love and don't want to do this life without. To be held and loved like everyone deserves. I know the last month hasn't been all exciting and not a lot of happy times but the events have led up to me moving on and pushing forward. I will miss my friends in Ohio but my heart is in Wyoming and thats where I will be going. (h) Love and all the cuteness, Mindi

Tidbits
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". Almonds are members of the peach family. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. Ingrown toenails are hereditary. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." There are only four words in the English language which end in"-dous" tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikima

Tidbits.. Thank You Triskeli_guild
Trust ===== Trust not that your partner will never make a mistake or never hurt you. Trust instead in their commitment to you, that they will do their best *not* to hurt you, and that if and when hurt occurs they will do their best to help you heal. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - The "true" way ============ == It irks me when I see someone referring to themselves as a "true" master or, talking about their way of doing things as being the "true" way. Often if someone doesn't agree with them or live up (or down) to their standards then they accuse them of not being serious or not being "true" submissive's or "true" slaves or "true" BDSMer's. There is *no* "true" way and there is no universal master; i.e. one size *does not* fit all! If there is indeed a true master it is the one who recognizes his limitations and who strives to overcome them. It is the one who admits that he errs and will recognize when a relationship is a "po

Tidbits About Me
Okay, let me give you a little more information about Me. 1. Favorite Color - If I have to choose one, I would go for navy blue. But I really like color combinations i.e. pale pink and navy blue, navy blue and grey, navy blue and hot pink... okay navy blue. 2. Favorite Movie of All Time - Beetlejuice :D 3. Favorite Cartoon - Yes, damn it, I like cartoons, Charlie Brown but if I have to pick a regular cartoon, Scooby Doo. 4. What do I drive - Jeep Commander because I am vertically challenged. :D 5. Height - 5'4" 6. Best asset(s) - My Eyes - A lot can be conveyed through a person's eyes. Interest, dislike, disapproval, sexual attraction, sexual readiness, Oh that's the spot, innocence... hahahahah My voice is another one. Maybe you'll get a chance to hear it one day. mmmmmmmm... 7. I think boxer briefs are damn sexy. Add those and a pair of either Levi's baggy or 501 button-fly (ooohhhhh) jeans and you have my attention. Now it's totally up to you to kee

Tid Bits
On a sunnyday one might gather many a thing the sun should bring On a rainy day one might morn and dwell on the lack of light they've seen On a cloudy day one could sleep no sun or sound of dew drops weep (everyday has something to offer..look a little harder) Making a list of things to get done: When you should focus on the accomplishing task If you most certainly have nothing better to do than these idle list of possibilities,get a hobby,cook for a friend( try the food first if your new a this challenge Read a good book, go to a park, if you run out of ideas then and only then can you make a list of things to do and where to begin We are all small seeds in the breeze Until the wind settles and we fall to our knees All wind die but soon comes another To take us were ever life plants us. we all have something to give..everyones got something worth doing,find it seek it out when your time is up whats your explanation... Cover your ears can you hear it? Shield yo

Tiddies... Lol
All my life, since maybe age 10, I have been a big fan if wide hips and big booties. And usually it was an internal struggle just to resist turning around to get that look when a curvy bbw lady would walk past me. Not because I thought it was morally wrong or politically impolite. But more because if people judging me as pervy for being a natural male. That's how backazzwards the world has become for men. We get penalized for being the way God made us, as if we are the ones dressing women in tight slacks or just tights. But lately, I have developed better appreciation for the boob. Or as we call them where I grew up, 'tiddies'. Seems there has arisen a new fast food, carb-enriched generation of amply endowed women with top quality racks. Man, have I seen some truly outstanding examples right here amongst my friend contacts. And you know who you are ladies.{wink}. I regret that I did not have time to request all of your permission to include a complimentary photo of you in this post. A

Tide...
THE EMOTIONS OVER COME ME... LIKE A TIDE THAT EBBS AND FLOWS... NEVER QUITE RECEDING AS FAR AS YOU WANT IT TO GO... I BUILD UP WALL TO PROTECT ME SELF... BUT LIKE A SAND CASTLE BUILT TO CLOSE TO THE EDGE... THE EMOTIONS FLOW IN AND TEAR THEM DOWN AGAIN... HERE PLEASURE AND PAIN MERGE... THEY TWINE AND BECOME ONE... THE EMOTIONS ARE FORCEFUL... THE MEMORIES FLOOD BACK... AND ONCE AGAIN I AM LEFT WITH RUBBLE... THE CASTLE IS GONE AND SO ARE MY WALLS... I AM LEFT TO REBUILD THEM AGAIN... WITH HOPES THAT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT... THEY WILL HOLD STRONG AND TRUE... UNTILL THE TIDE RUSHES IN... TO TEAR THEM DOWN AGAIN...

Tide Waits For No Man
Tide Waits for No Man 2005 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (23 May 2005, Texas) After surf-fishing on Crystal Beach, John was fatigued, but unwilling to call it a night. The full moon threatened to disturbed his nap, so John curled up for forty winks in the darkest place available: underneath his truck, which was parked on the beach. The next morning, a pickup truck was reported abandoned in the surf off Crystal Beach. A tow truck driver was called in, and had barely moved the pickup a foot, when he found the body of a 37-year-old man embedded in the sand beneath it. It turned out that the truck was not abandoned, after all. As John slept, time passed and the tide rolled back in. The wet sand shifted beneath the truck's weight, and John was trapped beneath it, unable to escape. The beach became his final resting place.

The Tide
And there's three, count 'em-three Children playing on the beach. They were eager to learn, To be taught, and to teach There's Veronica; She's biting her lip As she watches the waves turn white at the tip. And there's Vada; Radiating with joy, And luckily she still can't stand the sight of a boy. And lastly there's Dade; His hair dances in the wind, And he's wondering what love is, And why it has to end. And he can't understand How everyone goes on breathing when true love ends. His mother whispers quietly; Heaven's not a place that you go when you die. It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive So live for the moment. And take this advice, live by every word, Love is just a hoax so forget anything that you have heard And live for the moment now. And there's three, count 'em-three Children growing on the beach. They were eager to learn, To be taught, and to teach There's Veronica; She's licking her lips As she waits for her real, first pa

Tide Began To Rise
Tide Began To Rise Demon Hunter I don't belong here I never saw this on the path I walk The blood-stained walls, the lines of chalk on the floor It's getting so hard I never saw the backlash when the tide began to rise I can't remember The way it was when everything felt right My mouth held shut and eyes sealed tight with control So I remember on the inside I found a dark, infernal place I don't want to face anymore Somehow, I won't stop feeding the pain My heart's just the same as before So now I'm stuck here Between the guilty and the insincere The words I spoke have left here all alone I should have known this I could've burned it when I had that choice And now I'd die to kill this noise in my head So I remember on the inside I found a dark, infernal place I don't want to face anymore Somehow, I won't stop feeding the pain My heart's just the same as before So I remember on the inside If this is all the love my spirit can give Just take it b

~tides~
Tides... This night I am inconsolable as the world around me becomes to much to bare. Demons come out to crush my heart again. I feel hopeless and retreat to the safety of my beautiful garden. I feel to lost to come back into the world so I watch from the other side. It is in these times of sorrow that I don't want your comforting touch. I just need to be left alone to sit quietly in the dark... Please don't dream of me tonight fore you will not feel my comforting touch, nor my tender embrace of love. Just let me surround myself with shadows and let my heart break for one night. Don't try to save me when I can't be saved. Keep your tender words for another night when the tides of my heart have changed and my soul flows the other way... But until that time remember I love you. You are the keeper of my heart but for the moment love is not my friend. Your tender touch and sweetest smile are like a poison to my aching soul. So let me be. Let me sit alone in the dark and find co

Tide With Bleach
Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in

The Tide Began To Rise
I don't belong here I never saw the sun The path I walk The blood-stained walls The lines of chalk on the floor It's getting so hard I never saw the backlash When the tide began to rise I can't remember The way it was when everything felt right My mouth held shut And eyes sealed tight with control So I remember on the inside I found A dark, infernal place I don't wanna face anymore Somehow I must stop feeding the pain My heart's just the same as before I found A dark, infernal place I don't wanna face anymore And somehow So now I'm stuck here Between the guilty and the insincere The words I've spoke Have left me here all alone I should've known this I never saw the backlash When the tide began to rise I wish it all gone I could've burned it when I had that choice Now I've done and killed this noise in my head So I remember on the inside I found A dark, infernal place I don't wanna face anymore Somehow I must stop feeding the pain My heart's

Tide
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great pr

Tides Of Man
TIDES OF THE SEA MANKIND ARE OF THESE COME AND GO WITH MOON EARTH, FIRE, WIND, AND WATER ELEMENTS THAT ALL ARE CHANGES MANY NEVER CONDUCTING THE SAME LIKE HAWKS FLY TREES WAVER WITH WIND FACES FACADE DARK WITH DARK LIGHT MINGLE WITH LIGHT TRULY NO PLACE NO GROWTH DEAD GROUND OF EMPTY SEEDS WOUNDS NEVER HEAL BLOOD FLOWING TO A BASIN ALTERS NEVER HINDERING LEFT BEHIND TWISTED MEANINGS THESE ARE THE SEASONS THIS IS THE TIDE OF THE SEA DRAGON GOD"MEPHTOMEIN THE PURITAN"

The Tide Turns
In the last few months I have had the sensation of floating. It is hard to tell whether this is because I am not facing any maxi or mini crisis at present. There are definitely times when I am content to sit and wait to see what turns up. I am no longer striving so hard. The spirit of inquiry perches on one of my branches, its head cocked on one side, alert and waiting. The other image that comes to mind is of the sea and its tides. The waves beat upon the shore and, day after day, odd fragments are cast up on the beach, each with its own history. Hardly anything arrives whole, and it is often a mystery as to what the original creatures and objects were and how they functioned. Yet the time they have spent in the ocean and the drubbing they have endured has stripped them of all that was superfluous, and often just the skeletons or shells remain. When our gaze falls on such artifacts from our lives, vague memories stir within us, and if we are patient, the significance of each one ma