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Three Women Escaped From Prison
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoe

The Three Dimension Luck And Power Test
You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think! The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Three Men
Three men in a plane crashed into an island full of cannibuls. The cannibuls found the 3 men and took them back to their village, and made a deal with them. They will let them live if complete their task. The men had to go into the forest and find 3 fruit of the same kind and stick it up their ass without an expression. The first guy returned with 3 apples; as the 2nd apple went in he made a weird face. So they ate him. The 2nd guy returns with 3 berries as the final one was going in, he started laughin. So they ate him. He meets the 1st guy again in heaven. The guy asked why did he laugh if he almost won. He said because the other guy had pineapples.

Three Things To Think About:
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT: 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 2. THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. 3. TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of la

4th Reich
Everyone likes to say, "Hitler did this", and, "Hitler did that". But the truth is Hitler did very little. He was a world class tyrant, but the evil actually done by the Third Reich, from the death camps to WW2 was all done by German citizens who were afraid to question if what they were told by their government was the truth or not, and who because they did not want to admit to themselves that they were afraid to question the government, refused to see the truth behind the Reichstag Fire, refused to see the invasion by Poland was a staged fake, and followed Hitler into national disaster. The German people of the late 1930s imagined themselves to be brave. They saw themselves as the heroic Germans depicted by the Wagnerian Operas, the descendants of the fierce Germanic warriors who had hunted wild boar with nothing but spears and who had defeated three of Rome's mightiest legions in the Teutoburg Forest. But in truth, by the 1930s, the German people had become civilized and tam

Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become
I can't escape this hell So many times I've tried But I'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (this animal x's 2) I can't escape myself So many times I've lied But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this cell This Animal x's 7 Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change t

Three Years Ago
- HOW MUCH HAVE U CHANGED IN 3 YEARS?!?!?! How old were you? Then: 18 Now: 21 Where did you go to school? Then: not in school Now: same Where did you work? Then:Music box In amarillo, texas( head shop) Now: Department of Economic Security/ Family Assistance Administration Where did you live? Then: Texas Now: Arizona Where did you hang out? Then: i worked all the time Now: everywhere and anywhere I want to be What was your hair style: Then:short Now: long Did you wear glasses? Then:no Now: no How many tattoos did you have? Then: none Now: none How many piercings did you have? Then: 2 Now: 2 (ears) What car did you drive? Then: 1994 Geo Tracker Now: 1993 Jimmy 4x4 What was your worst fear? Then: never getting out of Texas Now: knowing that I am truely alone in the world Had you smoked a cigarette? Then: yes Now: nope! You been arrested?: Then: no Now: nope Had your heart broken? Then: no Now: yes

Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

The Three Patients
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual. Addressing all three of them, the doctor said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The three men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would NEVER EVER AGAIN indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His two companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "

The Three Sentences That Will Land You The Job
**************************************** The three sentences that will land you the job *************************************** At the end of a job interview, you will always get the question, “Do you have any questions for me?” That’s something I certainly say, and it surprises me how many people simply say no. (Surely there’s SOMETHING they want to find out about?). However, most people will fill in this question with things like “How many holidays do I get?” or “What are promotion prospects like here?” These are both good questions, but they don’t set the world alight. But today, someone turned the tables, and made a very good impression. They asked me 3 questions... “Why did you join the company?” “What do you find is the best part of working here?” “What’s your typical workday?” And these 3 questions really made me think the candidate was focussed on the role, and wanted to make sure it would work for them – which is an excellent attitude to project. It also used a bit of elem

Three Staples
Sean is back at work today, though he's not supposed to be yet. He needs the money. I don't blame him. He's fine as far as I can tell. Three staples on top of his head, that's all. I missed him. He's wondermous. I have a cigarette burn on the corner of my mouth. I saw Robbie yesterday and he tickled me while he was smoking and I doubled over and hit the damn cigarette. Hurts like hell. Let me tell you. Kinda looks like I have herpes now. FAB! Hate it... I'm not mad at him though. It was just nice to see him, and kissed it when he realized what happened. He's sweet... I've missed him a lot. He told me he's an asshole now and that he uses people. He told me about his gf (one month on the 15th) and asked how my boy-luck is. It really sucked to tell him I had yet to find an actual boyfriend and that I just basically sleep around. He didn't seem phazed. We walked around the Southlands and then I tried to jump his car for him. I failed but I made an effort. I miss him a lot still... I wis

Three Things To Think About.
(1)COWS-Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the country.Maybe we should give them all a cow.(2)THE CONSTITUTION-They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq.Why don't we just giv them ours?It was written by a lot of really smart guys,it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.(3)THE TEN COMMANDMENTS-the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse.You cannot post"Thou Shalt Not Steal",Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultrey"and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians-- it creates a hostile work environment for them.

Three Friends
Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they Are all asked one question "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, What would you like to hear them say about you?" The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor Of my time, and a great family man." The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband And school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last man replies: "I would like to hear them say: 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"

Three Wishes
I keep three wishes ready, Lest I should chance to meet, Any day a Fairy, Coming down the street... I'd hate to have to stammer, Or have to think them out, For it's hard to think up things, When a Fairy is about... I'd hate to lose my wishes, For Fairy's fly away, And perhaps I'd never have a chance, On another day... So keep three wishes ready, Lest you should chance to meet, Any day a Fairy, Coming down the street...

Three For Poets
kindred soul I held your beauty within my arms one brief moment I beheld your charms Two souls touched as none ever had all that is life, the good and the bad Was ours in a timeless space that we share your open heart showing things beyond compare A kindred soul on this sweet journey of life someone who knows that loneliness cuts like a knife leaving us breathless with anticipation that a reprieve in soon to be our emancipation Freedom from emptiness at the end we fulfill a gratuitous sensation of an infinite unending thrill To know something we share in our space two souls that feel and express in this place that only exist in the written word yet is far more touching than which is heard because it comes from the desire of the soul to find our missing half and become whole the sent of a match may stir the senses but these written words build fences that hold in the feelings that only we know there is nothing more beautiful t

Three Cures For A Hangover
WARNING! Any of the following cures, has not been reckognized by medical authorities, or the like. Any use of these cures are therefore your responsibility! But as far as I know they aren't dangerous, 'cause I've tried them all myself, and have never gotten more sick than I was. No animals have been harmed during testing! WARNING! 1. Reincarnation: Start the day off with a beer, and 2 cls of vodka, rum, whiskey or the like. It sounds horrifying, but the results are astonishing; just a few minutes after you poured down the "medicine", you will already feel a lot better. What actually happens is, that your biological system has locked up, and most people don't go to the toilet unless they're gonna puke. The "medicine" will kickstart your system, and you will feel dizzy the first ½ an hour, and then you'll start visiting the toilet just like you would on any ordinary day. Follow up with a good breakfast consisting of bread, and a little milk. When you get hungry, eat some

Three Tickets
The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game." "Why do we need three ?" asked the girl. "They're for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied with a sheepish grin.

Three Religious Truths..
Jewish Folk Do Not Recognize Jesus As The Messiah Protestant Folk Do Not Recognize The Pope As The Leader Of The Christian Faith And Southern Baptist Folk DO NOT Recognize Each Other At Hooters!

Three Things....
So here's the deal. You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, or random, (or sexually unacceptable :D), and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. 1. 2. 3. (thats the truth part) Now I dare you to repost this, to see what people ask you (thats the dare part)

Three Old Men
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all." said the 80-year-old. "Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." the older man responded. With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00!"

The Threat Of Me Leaving ....
the threat of me leaving is cancelled. thats right, i am here to stay! lol. well, lets just say, i had a change of heart and that i would miss all of you too much! well, you know i am here to stay . but, it wouldn't fucking kill you to leave comments or pic and / or blog comments! lmao. hit me up and let me know if you are happy if i am staying on?

Three Men
This is rather straight forward, and gives a perspective that never occurred to me. Did anybody happen to notice yesterday the picture God painted for us as we watched the events of the week unfold on every news station around the world. The portrait of three men's lives shown clearly through the events of their deaths. One a wise man, one a foolish man and one a wicked man. Three men captured the world's attention by their lives and their deaths. Their funerals spoke volumes about the course of life they had chosen to pursue with the few short years God had granted to them. Yesterday, God opened the Book of Proverbs and showed the world the truths contained in His sacred Word. All three men, President Ford, James Brown and Sadam Hussein had choices in their destiny. Today they have all three stood in front of the God of this universe with those choices unveiled and judged. God allowed us to see three men yesterday. President Gerald Ford, a man whose faith in God and se

Three Women
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, > > were sitting naked in a sauna. > > > > Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman > > pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. > > The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my > > pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin > > of my arm." > > > > A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young > > woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, > > she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a > > microchip in my hand." > > > > The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out > > done, she decided she had to do something just as > > impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to > > the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet > > paper hanging >from her rear end. The others raised > > their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman > > finally said......... > > > > "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax." >

Threats And Intimidation?
ok so here's the scenerio, no names mentioned and this can be hypothetical. a somewhat famous and highly rated celebrity here on CT is assisting a friend. now mind you this person rates points as the number one priority for being here, while assisting this friend, bulletins after bulletin is posted to the point where their annoying and the promoter ask for blasts to be bought for this friend that is being helped out. when there's no response to this, many views but no response, this celebrity threathens to leave CT which by the way this prank has been pulled before to get even more ratings. I for one am not motivated to assist someone who threatens and tries to intimidate me but this course of action, but that is my opinion. and now I would like you to express your views on this...

Three Roses
Three Roses A sexually active lady tells her plastic surgeon that she wants herVaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and theSurgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, the lady found 3Roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked youNot to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentialityAnd that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you wentthrough thisAll by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank youFor his new ears."

Threats Of Viloence
THREATS OF VIOLENCE INCLUDE ANY THREAT OF PHYSICAL FORCE MEANT TO CONTROL THE WOMAN. MOST MEN DO NOT THREATEN THEIR PARTNERS, BUT A BATTERER WILL TRY TO EXCUSE THIS BEHAVIOR BY SAYING HAT "EVERYBODY TAKS LIKE THAT."

Three Hillbillies
Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!" The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there... and she ain't even got a dick!"

The Three Dimension Luck And Power Test
You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Three Priests
Three priests Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. "Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."

Three People You'll Meet In Life
1st is the ONE YOU LOVE THE MOST 2nd is the ONE WHO LOVES YOU THE MOST 3rd is the ONE YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH... sadly in real life, these three people are not the same person... The one you love doesnt love you the one who loves you most is never the one you love the most and the one you'll spend the rest of your life with is never the one you love or the one who loves you the most...they are just the person who happens to be at the right place at the right time...

Threats
I don't wanna! I get to go explain to by Manager why she had to send me home and still pay me last night! That was my assitant managers punishment for threatening me I get to tell my Boss what the situation was! oh what fun for me.

Three Women In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Three Ducks Walked Into A Bar.
Three ducks walked into a bar "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

Three Years In The Industry....
For years I thought my "calling" for a career was computer technical support. I always enjoyed working with computer, fixing them, playing games on them, etc. As time went on, it went from something I enjoyed doing to a career I "had to do" to earn money. I became bored as the years rolled by. Doing my job because I had to rather them because I wanted to. I was told by my co-workers and managers, I was great at my job and a "natural" at working with computers but, over the last 10 years but never felt... satisfied with what I did for a living in technical support. Then suddenly (I mean literately in one day), I ended up with a job in the adult industry three years ago TODAY. I'm still doing technical work, still fixing and working with computers (also with soundboards, mixers, video cameras, etc) but, also interacting with people on much more social level. Getting to know adult film stars on a personal level rather then, just seeing them as their "porn star persona" has also be

Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom,! her &n bsp;husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and

Three Things To Think About
Subject: Three Things to Think About 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall No

The Three Nuns
The Three Nuns Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, "I was going through the Father's office and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!" 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"

The Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

Three Prostitutes
Three generations of prostitutes - a daughter, mother and grandmother - are all living together in the same house. One morning the daughter comes home completely exhausted after a hard night's work. She turns to her mother and grandmother. "You know, times are really getting hard." she says. "I just had to give some bloke a blow job for half an hour and all I got for it was a lousy ten quid". Her mother replies, "You should consider yourself lucky young lady - in my day all I got was two and sixpence". The grandmother looks at both of them and says, "You two should both consider yourselves lucky -- in my day we were happy just to have meat in our mouths and something warm in our bellies."

~~three Things To Think About~~
>> >> 1. COWS >> >> >> 2 THE CONSTITUTION >> >> >> 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS >> >> >> ON COWS >> >> >> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing >> that our Government can track a cow born in Canada >> almost three years ago, right to the stall where she >> sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked >> her calves to their stalls. >> >> But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal >> aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should >> give them all a cow. Or turn the immigration problem >> over to the Department of Agriculture. >> >> >> >> >> ON THE CONSTITUTION >> >> >> They keep talking about drafting a >> Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just give them >> ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, >> it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using >> it anymore. >> >> >> >> ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS >> >> >> The real reason that we can't have the Te

Three Poems I Wrote Today...
Burn Burn Burn burn woe is me screaming into the night into my pillow screaming screaming sometimes I'd rather be dead. Screaming till my voice is gone screaming screaming can't you feel my heart break screaming screaming no one can hear me maybe I'll never be ok again. Burn burn woe is me fearful of the impending journey knowing what must be done too afraid to let go of all I know. Burn burn scream scream can't anyone else hear me maybe I'll wait and watch the snow as I search for the courage to let him go. Barren Soul Barren soul, lost again Don't even know where I begin. Engulfed but exposed so many secrets nobody knows The shoe has dropped and I'm alone till the next time he comes and goes I'll let him back in Because there's a pain inside me that only he knows If I let him go and walk away There will be no refuge No place for my head to lay. Heart is broken, never to mend Soul has been beat down Body is bruised and broke

The Three Little Pigs Have Dinner
There were three little pigs that went to a restaurant for dinner. The waiter came to the table and asked if they would like something to drink. The first piggy said, "I would like a Dr. Pepper." The second piggy said, "I would like a glass of tea," The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the waiter brought the drinks, he asked if they were ready to order. The first piggy said, would like a Hamburger." The second piggy said, "I would like a Steak." The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the piggies were finished eating, the waiter asked if they would like some dessert. The first piggy said, "I would like a hot fudge sundae." The second piggy said, "I would like a banana split." The third piggy said, "I would like a glass of water." When the piggies were finished with dessert, the waiter brought their check. Before he left the table, he asked the third little piggy why he only ordered water. (No groans pleas

The Three Bears
The Three Bears Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at the table. She looks into her little bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" she squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating MY porridge?!!" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells... "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the friggin' cat out, cleaned the litt er box, and filled the cat's water and food dish. And, now th

The Three F's Given To Me By A Friend ♥
forgive, forget, and get the fuck over it in relation to my past...it is the philosophy I am going to adopt;) I have a tendency to hold onto things that have hurt me. Its time to let go of the old so I can better enjoy the new. Time to live my life, and to live it to its fullest. :)

Three Little Words
Once, when he was nine, A timid little boy went to school With a handful of heart-shaped cards Safe in the lunchbox His mother had packed for him. He found in his desk A card just for him. It was much like the rest of them, Gathered in a pocket, Hanging from his desk, But this one had no name. He was the only one Who had this valentine Hidden in his desk. He opened it, And smiled. For on the inside Were but three words. He looked up quickly, And she looked away. But he didn't see her. Time passed, But he never forgot That little card, With three little words. Then, one day, When he was not such a little boy, He went to school With an envelope in his lunchbox. His mother didn't put it there Because she didn't know about it. But the not so little girl did, Because the envelope was for her. And inside it were Three little words. She looked up, And he looked away But she saw him. Time passed, But she never forgot That little envelope

Three Things Quiz
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. Horus Eye 2. Montag Blue 3. Firehand THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. I am extremely resilient. 2. I am rarely satisfied to remain at status quo in my life. 3. I am a musician. THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. A few low-key health issues, none of which are a big deal, but which put together have caused many years of subtle & constant annoyance 2. I have bouts of insomnia 3. My eyesight is poor THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1. Slovak (Hi, Dad). 2. Irish (Hi, Mom). 3. Unknown (courtesy of my maternal grandfather, born in Kansas in 1911 to unknown parents and adopted as an infant). THREE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR: 1. Not finishing my planned projects before my time is up 2. That all the control-freaks and power-junkies may finally take everything over 3. What if "Eraserhead" was really a documentary, and the "baby" was a real...baby? THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. Food 2. Music 3. Coffee THREE THINGS YOU ARE W

Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on Their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of cardiac arrest while making love to His mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent It all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Banta Singh, age 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."

Three Days Grace~(i Hate)everything About You
everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet every room-mate kept awake by every silent scream we make all the feelings that i get but i still don't miss you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you only when i stop to think about you, i know only when you stop to think about me, do you know i hate everything about you why do i love you you hate everything about me why do you love me i hate you hate i hate you love me i hate everything about you why do i love you

Three Days Grace~just Like You
I could be mean I could be angry You know I could be just like you I could be fake I could be stupid You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wring if you think that I'll be Just like you I could be cold I could be ruthless You know I could be just like you I could be weak I could be senseless You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wring if you think that I'll be Just like you On my own, cause I can't take livin' with you I'm alone, so I won't turn out like You want me to

Three Days Grace~pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling down You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Paint, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I kn

Threesomes World Of Warcraft And French Boyfriends
So threesomes, I had one yesterday did you? It's horrible when you go into one and you have no clue how the third wheel looks, and then when you finally see them and all of your fears have been confirmed you want to get out but you can't because well... you promised. Meh. Anyways. I discovered last night that, Yes! I am insatitable... two people and 5 hours later I was the only one that didn't want a break. I think I'm proud of myself. Maybe. However before all of that the night was filled with nothing but talk of World of War Craft which... made me want to pull out my hair and burst my ear drums. Oh and Azzie took pictures... I asked him not to and he still did.... meh. And I finally found something to do with the shitty sucky Liquor from spain that Azzie's parents gave us. If you mix it with cola it tastes like carmel, and is very yummy and hits you like a sledge hammer. I shall call it a French Boyfriend. ::end transmission::

Three Days Grace - Pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling down You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Paint, I can't get enough

Three... Two... One...
If tomorrow would be A brighter day For you and me Could you stay? By my side Where I need you most Or will you hide Like some damned ghost? I loved you All of my life I want someone new Dont cause me strife. If I cry over you My tears wont last I wont be blue As youre now my past. Ive met someone new Shes a wonderful girl, I wish you knew She is now my world. Life is love And love is fleeting But I feel its tug And I accept its greeting. Ill always love you That will never change When Im old and blue The memories will remain. Pieces of me Pieces of her Pieces of us three What a mess occurred! I loved you both And loved you longer With a bit of growth I could have been stronger. My life is barren And now I am alone. I have been staring Too long at the phone. Its never going to ring No one will ever call Ive been kept on a string And then left to fall. I hate you both You have no idea What your joke Has done to me.

A Threesome Fantasy I Wrote For My Wife
Part 1 You are sitting on the edge of my side of the bed with your hands on your thighs. You're wearing a see-through negligee and nothing else. Next to you sits another woman. She's wearing a t-shirt and cotton panties. She leans over and kisses you on the shoulder. Her hand trails up your thigh, then up your forearm until she reaches your breast, which she gently cups through the negligee. She tweaks your nipple and then caresses your full, beautiful breast. You reach across and do the same as the two of you tentatively kiss each other on the lips. You both simultaneously decide to move fully onto the bed. Lying next to each other, unsure which of you should make the next move. She rises on one arm and begins to let her hand roam over your body. Your nipples harden. Hers are hard as well...poking through her t-shirt. Her hand slips down to your thighs and moves up under the negligee. Up across your tummy until she is touching your bare breasts. She leans over and kisse

A Threesome Fantasy I Wrote For My Wife
Part 2 I watch as my cock stiffens under the ministrations of the two beautiful women on either side of me. You cup my balls and gently squeeze. She strokes the shaft. I kiss you both on the head while my hands caress your backs and shoulders. You each kiss one of my nipples. Sucking them into your mouths. Then your mouths move down my body until they reach my stiff cock. There, you kiss each other with my cock between your mouths. Your tongues exploring both my cock and each other’s mouth. You break the kiss and run your tongues down my shaft. One up, one down. The sensation is overwhelming. I stiffen. While she begins to suck my cock fully into her mouth, you climb up and straddle my face, your hands on the wall. I slowly start licking your labia and caressing your thighs. As your wetness increases, My tongue slips inside and brushes over your clit. The warm, wet mouth on my cock feels amazing, sliding in and out. As my tongue brings you to a rapid orgasm, the pressure

A Threesome Fantasy I Wrote For My Wife
Part 3 I return from the bathroom with two warm, wet cloths. You are both lying on the bed with your heads at the same end. I move between you and starting at your foreheads proceed to give you simultaneous sponge baths. I move the warm cloth gently over your faces. Lower to your throats. I gently knead your breasts. Bringing each nipple to full arousal. As I move the cloth lower over your tummies, I playfully lean forward and kiss each nipple from left to right. The cloth finally reaches both of your clefts and you both gasp in pleasure. I firmly, but gently, press the wet cloth between your legs. Wiping down one thigh and up the other. Finally settling directly on your pussies. I massage the warm, wet cloth over your labia, then between and finally drag it slowly over your clit. You laugh as your hands bump into hers on my cock. Apparently, great minds DO think alike. You sit up and start to kiss each other, gently caressing and exploring. I slide off the bed and watch

Three Rusty Nails
This is a story of long ago, Of a man who owned little store. He said, "I was proud to have my name up over the door." It was some 2000 years ago, as I recall, Located in Jerusalem, across the street from Pilate's Hall, I thought I had everything anyone would need, And folks would come from miles around, regardless of their creed. I thought I had but one thing that I could not sell, And that was, over in a corner on a shelf, three old, rusty spike nails. Then one day a big Roman soldier came through the door, And as he walked up to me, it seemed that he shook the floor. I said, "Can I help you, Sir?," in a voice that I guess seemed frail, He looked at me with a sneering grin and said, "I want to buy some nails." "Three old rusty nails is all I have." "That' ll do, For the job I have, three are enough. Now, how much do I owe you.?" He place the money in my hand and I was glad to make the sale. But then I wondered and I asked him, "Sir, what can you do with just thr

Three Somes
SOME GUYS THINK THE ULTIMATE THING WOULD BE TO HAVE A 3 SOME.MY THING IS SIMPLE: IF I WERE IN ONE WITH SOMEONE,I AM A PERFECTIONIST. I HAVE TO BE THE BEST AT WHAT I DO. IF SHE'S BETTER AT SOMETHING THAN ME, TELL ME, I SURE AS HELL WON'T GET MAD. I WILL JUST TRY HARDER. IF YOU LIKE THE WAY SHE DID SOMETHING, TELL ME, I WILL LEARN IT. AND I WILL MASTER IT DAMMIT! THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM. I WON'T STOP TIL I GET IT DOWN TO AN ART FORM IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALLL THE TIME. BUT DON'T JUST TELL ME SHE WAS BETTER AND NOT GIVE ME A SHOT.I WANT TO DO WHAT ALL I CAN TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE!TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE. I WILL DO IT TIL I GET IT RIGHT.WHY BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS IMPORTANT TO ME AND I WANT TO DO ALL I CAN TO DO IT BEST!!! SO, I WILL BE HAPPY TO TRY WHATEVER YOU LIKE, AND IF YOU REALLY LIKE IT, GOOD, I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I WANT TO BE THE BEST AT THINGS.THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE WHO DO THINGS BETTER THAN ME. I JUST WANT TO TR

Threats 2 Delete People On The Bulletin Board Lmao
Gotta love the bulletins titled "If you dont repost, you mine as well delete me off your list" Heres what I think about that DELETE ME lmao because I dont give a shit, I dont have to repost bulletins that all of you post!!! Whoever types that in the titles, get a grip!! And one more thing, I wont lose any sleep if u delete me, because I didnt repost some corny bulletin lol

Three Engineering Students
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Three Wooden Crosses ---- Ttt----
Yes,,my love there are three wooden crosses,And we both know why,...like the song we would sing,that would make you cry,...I will be wiping away those tears,...They are on the right side of the highway,And I must show you where they lay,... Will you come with me on that day???? ttt.[THE CROSSES]

Three Irishmen. . . .
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

The Three Little Men In The Wood
There was once a man whose wife died, and a woman whose husband died, and the man had a daughter, and the woman also had a daughter. The girls were acquainted with each other, and went out walking together, and afterwards came to the woman in her house. Then said she to the man's daughter, listen, tell your father that I would like to marry him, and then you shall wash yourself in milk every morning, and drink wine, but my own daughter shall wash herself in water and drink water. The girl went home, and told her father what the woman had said. The man said, what shall I do. Marriage is a joy and also a torment. At length as he could come to no decision, he pulled off his boot, and said, take this boot, it has a hole in the sole of it. Go with it up to the loft, hang it on the big nail, and then pour water into it. If it hold the water, then I will again take a wife, but if it run through, I will not. The girl did as she was bid, but the water drew the hole together and the boot became

The Three Spinners
There was once a girl who was idle and would not spin, and let her mother say what she would, she could not bring her to it. At last the mother was once so overcome with anger and impatience, that she beat her, at which the girl began to weep loudly. Now at this very moment the queen drove by, and when she heard the weeping she stopped her carriage, went into the house and asked the mother why she was beating her daughter so that the cries could be heard out on the road. Then the woman was ashamed to reveal the laziness of her daughter and said, I cannot get her to leave off spinning. She insists on spinning for ever and ever, and I am poor, and cannot procure the flax. Then answered the queen, there is nothing that I like better to hear than spinning, and I am never happier than when the wheels are humming. Let me have your daughter with me in the palace. I have flax enough, and there she shall spin as much as she likes. The mother was heartily satisfied with this, and the queen took

The Three Snake-leaves
There was once on a time a poor man, who could no longer support his only son. Then said the son, dear father, things go so badly with us that I am a burden to you. I would rather go away and see how I can earn my bread. So the father gave him his blessing, and with great sorrow took leave of him. At this time the king of a mighty empire was at war and the youth took service with him, and went out to fight. And when he came before the enemy, there was a battle, and great danger, and it rained shot until his comrades fell on all sides, and when the leader also was killed, those left were about to take flight, but the youth stepped forth, spoke boldly to them, and cried, we will not let our father-land be ruined. Then the others followed him, and he pressed on and conquered the enemy. When the king heard that he owed the victory to him alone, he raised him above all the others, gave him great treasures, and made him the first in the kingdom. The king had a daughter who was very beauti

The Three Languages
An aged count once lived in switzerland, who had an only son, but he was stupid, and could learn nothing. Then said the father, hark you, my son, try as I will I can get nothing into your head. You must go from hence, I will give you into the care of a celebrated master, who shall see what he can do with you. The youth was sent into a strange town, and remained a whole year with the master. At the end of this time, he came home again, and his father asked, now, my son, what have you learnt. Father, I have learnt what the dogs say when they bark. Lord have mercy on us, cried the father, is that all you have learnt. I will send you into another town, to another master. The youth was taken thither, and stayed a year with this master likewise. When he came back the father again asked, my son, what have you learnt. He answered, father, I have learnt what the birds say. Then the father fell into a rage and said, oh, you lost man, you have spent the precious time and learnt nothing, are yo

The Three Feathers
There was once upon a time a king who had three sons, of whom two were clever and wise, but the third did not speak much, and was simple, and was called the simpleton. When the king had become old and weak, and was thinking of his end, he did not know which of his sons should inherit the kingdom after him. Then he said to them, go forth, and he who brings me the most beautiful carpet shall be king after my death. And that there should be no dispute amongst them, he took them outside his castle, blew three feathers in the air, and said, you shall go as they fly. One feather flew to the east, the other to the west, but the third flew straight up and did not fly far, but soon fell to the ground. And now one brother went to the right, and the other to the left, and they mocked simpleton, who was forced to stay where the third feather had fallen. He sat down and was sad. Then all at once he saw that there was a trap-door close by the feather. He raised it up, found some steps, and wen

The Three Sons Of Fortune
A father once called his three sons before him, and he gave to the first a cock, to the second a scythe, and to the third a cat. I am already aged, said he, my death is nigh, and I have wished to provide for you before my end, money I have not, and what I now give you seems of little worth, but all depends on your making a sensible use of it. Only seek out a country where such things are still unknown, and your fortune is made. After the father's death the eldest went away with his cock, but wherever he came the cock was already known, in the towns he saw him from a long distance, sitting upon the steeples and turning round with the wind, and in the villages he heard more than one crowing, no one would show any wonder at the creature, so that it did not look as if he would make his fortune by it. At last, however, it happened that he came to an island where the people knew nothing about cocks, and did not even understand how to divide their time. They certainly knew when it was m

The Three Little Birds
About a thousand or more years ago, there were in this country nothing but small kings, and one of them who lived on the Keuterberg was very fond of hunting. Once on a time when he was riding forth from his castle with his huntsmen, three girls were watching their cows upon the mountain, and when they saw the king with all his followers, the eldest girl pointed to him, and called to the two other girls, hullo. Hullo. If I do not get that one, I will have none. Then the second girl answered from the other side of the hill, and pointed to the one who was on the king's right hand, hullo. Hullo. If I do not get him, I will have no one. These, however, were the two ministers. The king heard all this, and when he had come back from the chase, he caused the three girls to be brought to him, and asked them what they had said yesterday on the mountain. This they would not tell him, so the king asked the eldest if she really would take him for her husband. Then she said, yes, and the two ministe

The Three Brothers
There was once a man who had three sons, and nothing else in the world but the house in which he lived. Now each of the sons wished to have the house after his father's death, but the father loved them all alike, and did not know what to do, he did not wish to sell the house, because it had belonged to his forefathers, else he might have divided the money amongst them. At last he conceived a plan, and he said to his sons, "Go into the world, and try each of you to learn a trade, and, when you all come back, he who makes the best masterpiece shall have the house." The sons were well content with this, and the eldest determined to be a blacksmith, the second a barber, and the third a fencing-master. They fixed a time when they should all come home again, and then each went his way. It chanced that they all found skillful masters, who taught them their trades well. The blacksmith had to shoe the king's horses, and he thought to himself, "The house is mine, without doubt." The barber

The Three Black Princesses
East india was besieged by an enemy who would not retire until he had received six hundred dollars. Then the townsfolk caused it to be proclaimed by beat of drum that whosoever was able to procure the money should be burgomaster. Now there was a poor fisherman who fished on the sea with his son, and the enemy came and took the son prisoner, and gave the father six hundred dollars for him. So the father went and gave them to the great men of the town, and the enemy departed, and the fisherman became burgomaster. Then it was proclaimed that whosoever did not say 'mr. Burgomaster, should be put to death on the gallows. The son got away again from the enemy, and came to a great forest on a high mountain. The mountain opened, and he went into a great enchanted castle, wherein chairs, tables, and benches were all hung with black. Then came three young princesses who were dressed entirely in black, but had a little white on their faces. They told him he was not to be afraid, they would not hu

The Three Sluggards
A certain king had three sons who were all equally dear to him, and he did not know which of them to appoint as his successor after his own death. When the time came when he was about to die, he summoned them to his bedside and said, dear children, I have been thinking of something which I will declare unto you, whichsoever of you is the laziest shall have the kingdom. The eldest said, then, father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so idle that if I lie down to rest, and a drop falls in my eye, I will not open it that I may sleep. The second said, father, the kingdom belongs to me, for I am so idle that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself, I would rather let my heel be burnt off than draw back my leg. The third said, father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so idle that if I were going to be hanged, and had the rope already round my neck, and any one put a sharp knife into my hand with which I might cut the rope, I would rather let myself be hanged than raise my hand to the rope. Wh

The Three Green Twigs
There was once upon a time a hermit who lived in a forest at the foot of a mountain, and passed his time in prayer and good works, and every evening he carried, to the glory of God, two pails of water up the mountain. Many a beast drank of it, and many a plant was refreshed by it, for on the heights above, a strong wind blew continually, which dried the air and the ground, and the wild birds which dread mankind wheel about there, and with their sharp eyes search for a drink. And because the hermit was so pious, an angel of God, visible to his eyes, went up with him, counted his steps, and when the work was completed, brought him his food, even as the prophet of old was by God's command fed by the raven. When the hermit in his piety had already reached a great age, it happened that he once saw from afar a poor sinner being taken to the gallows. He said carelessly to himself, there, that one is getting his deserts. In the evening, when he was carrying the water up the mountain, the angel

The Three Army-surgeons
Three army surgeons who thought they knew their art perfectly were traveling about the world, and they came to an inn where they wanted to pass the night. The host asked whence they came, and whither they were going. We are roaming about the world and practising our art. Show me just once what you can do, said the host. Then the first said he would cut off his hand, and put it on again early next morning. The second said he would tear out his heart, and replace it next morning. The third said he would gouge out his eyes and heal them again next morning. If you can do that, said the innkeeper, you have learnt everything. They, however, had a salve, with which they rubbed themselves, which joined parts together, and they constantly carried with them the little bottle in which it was. Then they cut the hand, heart and eyes from their bodies as they had said they would, and laid them all together on a plate, and gave it to the innkeeper. The innkeeper gave it to a servant-girl who was to s

The Three Apprentices
There were once three apprentices, who had agreed to keep always together while traveling, and always to work in the same town. At one time, however, their masters had no more work to give them, so that at last they were in rags, and had nothing to live on. Then one of them said, what shall we do. We cannot stay here any longer, we will travel once more, and if we do not find any work in the town we go to, we will arrange with the innkeeper there, that we are to write and tell him where we are staying, so that we can always have news of each other, and then we will separate. And that seemed best to the others also. They went forth, and met on the way a richly-dressed man who asked who they were. We are apprentices looking for work. Up to this time we have kept together, but if we cannot find anything to do we are going to separate. There is no need for that, said the man, if you will do what I tell you, you shall not want for gold or for work. Nay, you shall become great lords, and dri

Three Old Men
Three Old Men Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."

Three Women Are About To Be Executed.
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

Three Guys In A Bar Bragging
Three men walk up to an empty bar. They share a few drinks, and one of the guys turns to the other guys and says, "I bet ya my dick is longer than yours." Both guys plop their dicks on the bar. "Yep, that's a mighty long dick you have there, but mine is longer." The guy on the end looks at both of them, and pulls out his, "but mine is longer still." The guys agree, he had the longest dick. A few seconds later, a fag walks into the bar, turns to the bartender and says, "I'll have what they're having."

Three Little Words
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Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Three Things To Think About
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Three More Months
Well I'm down to about three more months. I've experienced a lot in my two tours over here. Maybe more than I would have ever wanted. I think I've had enough adventure for one lifetime. I've spent the past nine months escorting convoys to all corners of Iraq. I've spent countless hours in the gun turret of an up-armored humvee. Most of the time it has been pretty uneventful. It has been time I use to reflect on my life and the choices I've made. I wonder what it will be like to finally be home, and if it will be easy to adjust back to normal life after being away from home for the better part of two years. Only time will tell I guess. Though it has been uneventful most of the time, the times when shit did hit the fan will live with me forever. I've been lucky to spend so many months in this country and not have a scratch on me. It's going to be crucial that I stay on top of my game these next few months. One thing that stays on a soldier's mind more than anything i

Three Things In Life
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Three In One! I'm B To The O To The R E D
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Three Evils (Embodied In Love And Shadow) Current mood: content Category: Life Guess its a damn good thing I wanted to be alone because no one called me up this weekend. Ahem.. Mario. Had a nice.. relaxing weekend. Sat around buck naked 90% of the time. Was pretty damn satisfying.. exactly what I needed. I just finished looking at Shabutie lyrics..and shit..they are brutal. I love it. I want it. I gotta have it. Next weekend, I'll probably go to Conway, and when I do.. I'm so buying that album. Its a have-to now!!! Shit.. i just noticed that half of my blogs are missing.. thats so strange.. Hm.. guess theres nothing else to report. Will write again soon..

Three Little Words
Three little words that shape your life Three little words that define strife I love you I hate you Do you think when you say these three little words Do you feel in heart what those three little words do So powerful are these three little words to you and I Love and hate forever entwined Like a neverending circle throughout time Do I love you or Do I hate you Time can only tell which way my heart will travel Or the path I have to follow

Three Woman.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without steppi

Three Womený
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown, to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanour. The second woman! says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," And looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera, we're going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be

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The three of us All for one and one for all Best friends forever Each other we call Never split us three up Or else you’ll be in trouble We stand up for each other And cheer when one hits a double We will be and are best friends for life Through thick and thin together we will be These girls are awsome And you just wait and see We’ll be together forever Don’t get mad when in our group you can’t be

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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's

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Ok. So this blog is about those three little words. Yep. You got it. "I Love You!!" What do those three little words mean to someone? What do they mean to you? I want input here. And how do you know that is what you are truly feeling? So therefore I will give my opinion on it. I think those words consist when you can not go one day without talking to that person. When ten minutes have passed and out of that ten minutes you have thought about that person more then once. Wandering where they are at the very second and what they are doing.They consist of being patient and understanding. Respecting one another and spending each day being courteous and kind to one another. That when a simple thing as a touch makes you feel as though you are the most special person out there. Or a look. A simple look with a half smile in it that says,"Even though there are people around I really want you right now." A simple look that burns deep in your soul and gives you those butterflies you do not want to

Three Little Words
Three little words I want from you Is this something you can do Keeping me close within your heart Saying my dear we’ll never part Then our love to be assured No more loneliness to be endured I’ll say a prayer that this is true I’ll keep on dreaming of loving you

The Thread
Wish You could turn off the questions, turn off the voices, turn off all sound. Yearn To close out the ugliness, close out the filthiness, close out all light. Long To cast away yesterday, cast away memory, cast away all jeopardy. Pray You could somehow stop the uncertainty, somehow stop the loathing, somehow stop the pain. Act On your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest.

Three Jamaican Sons
May you always be blessed! Three Jamaican sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give to their elderly mother: The first son said, "Mi bill a big house wid land an gi mama." The second son said, "Mi sen har a cris Benz wid a driver" The third smiled and said, "Mi beat di 2 a unnu. Yuh memba how Mama use to love fi read har Bible? An yuh know seh she cyaan see too good. Mi sen har a Church parrot dat recite di entire Bible. It tek di elders inna di church 15 years fi teach im. Im exclusive man. Mama jus ha-fi name di chapter an di verse, an di parrot wi recite it." Soon thereafter, Mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "A weh duh yuh bwoy, a chupid yuh chupid suh. Di house yuh bill too big. A mi one live inna one room, but mi always ha fi a clean di whole house." "Winston," she wrote to another, "Yuh a eediat, yuh dun know mi too old

The Three Wishes.....
There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman. "C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks. She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me." The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends. "You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her." "Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy. "Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!" "Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says. He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers. "W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl. "Water? Yes, I have water," she says k

Three Wishes
Three Wishes If I had three wishes, I would wish to trade lives, With a person so lucky, to share your life. Just to have one day of waking up beside you, Looking into those beautiful eyes, Tasting your morning lips. To make slow love to you 'Til we collapse into each other's arms. I want to watch you shower and Help with the hard to reach areas (wink). I will make your breakfast and Send you to work with a kiss and a smile. I would love nothing more than to be that person You come home to after work, To greet with a hug. We can talk over dinner . . . Enjoy dessert much much later (smile). I want nothing more than to appreciate The beautiful, kind, caring, gentle, honest, loyal and loving man you are. I would love the chance To show you what you deserve. If I had three wishes . . . I would give away two, because The only thing I want in this world, Is one chance with you!

Three Poems Of Love And Lust ... Just Fantasy
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Threesome???
Your girlfriend comes over with her best friend and asks to speak to you alone for a minute. Her best friend is just as gorgeous as she is and you've always secretly wondered what she would be like in bed. Your girlfriend leads you into the kitchen and asks, "We were wondering if you wanted to have a threesome. We've always wanted to try it but have never had the opportunity." You stand there stunned, trying not to look too excited about the possibility of having both women in your bed. When you finally find your voice you reply, "Sure baby, you know I'd do anything for you." Excitement lights her eyes as she calls to her friend and leads you to your bedroom. She locks lips with you and you wrap your arms around her. Her friend comes into the room and you pull her into the circle. Your girlfriend breaks away and her friend locks lips with you. She's good with her mouth, as you tangle tongues with her you almost lose it at the thought of actually having two women. Your girlfriend starts

Threesomes.........................
I MET AN OLDER WOMAN AT A BAR LAST NIGHT. SHE WASN’T BAD FOR 57, WE DRANK AND BULLSHITTED A BIT, THEN SHE ASKED IF I’D EVER HAD A “SPORTSMAN DOUBLE” , A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER 3 SOME ? I SAID NO. WE DRANK A BIT MORE, THEN SHE SAYS THAT TONIGHT WAS MY LUCKY NIGHT. I WENT BACK TO HER PLACE. SHE PUT THE HALL LIGHT ON AND SHOUTED UPSTAIRS: “MOM YOU STILL AWAKE”

The Threshold
The Threshold: by David Fisher The end of twelve long years. A time which was home to many fears. A parting of ways. That may last for many days. The week of sadness. But also frantic madness. A time of friends. And a party that never ends. The threshold of lives. With no room for jitters or lies. Its graduation time at last. And I hope that you'll have a blast.

Three Canadian Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at 24 Sussex. One From Alberta, another from Newfoundland and the third, Quebec. They go with a government official to examine the fence. The Alberta contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, " I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Quebec contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Newfie contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Newfie contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Quebec to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government o

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CAUGHT BE HER Alone and waiting, afraid and angry I conceal myself in this shell mutilating Cringing from the death throes of day I wait for dusk, wearing a uniform of black to cover a soulless husk Challenging the divine, I yell apostasy to the sky Drinking blood as wine, I contemplate the freedom of suicide Fingers trace scars of old For fanaticism of immediate release Of a rose who stole my soul Her memory haunts me still like a lust filled beast She that enchantress who stole this poets soul That little song bird who's blood ran cold The temptress who's heart no mans love could hold She that misguided soul, who fucks for the feeling one gets from home I was lost in the murky depths of a succubus's serenade Wooed by the scent of a rose in full bloom I slit my own throat with my promiscuous blade With each visit to her Venetian cove I gave all what made me mars As she infected me with a longing that would devour my soul Will power is bitter spent on

Three.
Wake me when it's over. My God. Wouldn't that be the bee's knee's. To dream this dream without the fear of Why do the nightmares always shatter me? 'Because you laughed.' Point taken. 'You couldn't feel if you tried' 'It's why they put you here in the first place.' 'It's why they left you behind.' (Don't listen) But each word It's an echo sterile Comatose 'Why would you awaken now?' 'Why not when the fire raged feral?' (It's really okay) (That you forgot to scream) 'You know I think you're prettier' Finally 'Your outside matches your in' Broken (You don't have to take this you know) No go on. 'Such beautiful patterns' 'I never thought one such as you' 'Could burn so brightly' And what was I? 'Caught under ice.'

Three Rednecks Working On A Tower
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Ed. As they start their descent Steve slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife." Ed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Ed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Ed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" "Well, not exactly", Ed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's Widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are." Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff......LOL

Three Roses
Three Roses Three roses for three graves, Three roses for three soldiers, Three roses for three loves, A rose for my father A rose for my lover A rose for a friend Three roses scarlet red Three roses to place at the tombs of their weary head's. Three Roses I said to the florist Three roses for three memories Three roses for three pieces of my heart Three Roses cause of to the seraphim they did depart. All three fought in wars, All three came home, All three lived with nightmares of the darkness they dealt just before dawn. None died on a distant shore You three died by the third largest disease: Cancer. As it claimed you all in 3 different ways.. Three roses for three graves Three roses for three soldiers Three roses for three love's Three roses for three pieces of my heart A rose for my father A rose for my lover A rose for my friend ~Shadowancer~ CRH 5-26-07 3:36 A

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Pain Lyrics Artist(Band):Three Days Grace Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing

Threw My Eyes
I use to write aout you and to u... now the times has come that i write for me.. I have started 2 see that what could have been ours, the time has come and gone and passed us by once again.. But i will always be hear for you and u can always call me ur friend.. looking threw my eyes, thats all there is left and that is our end..... So farewell to romance, ever lasting love that will never end... Cheers to you my friend

"thr3e"
There are so many things that have to be taken into account for this movie. Firstly, it's the only real 'christian' movie I'e ever seen. Meaning, that it was made for christians. Though it makes empty promises of psych thriller, horror, and plot twists, it's all so weak that Milton Bradley would be proud of it's ability to not make infants cry. Secondly, even if you make sunday schoolers watch it, you'll get 60 minutes of snoozing at best. I didn't look into the movie beforehand, but by the end, I was left wondering how such a thing would ever come into being. And who the hell would actually like it? The answer: Millions. If you look at professional critics, they are blunt and open about it's pansy ass attempt at Christian horror. But, the user comment reviews on IMDB show an entirely different side. The christian community loved this damn flick. So, I suppose that I can't really give a proper review, because I'm not christian. My only real advice is this: If you l

Three Days Grace - Pain (vid Included)
One of my favorite songs!!!! Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothin

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A far more accurate account of the events that fateful morning.......... Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many time do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mommy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold morning air to fetch the newspaper and crois

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The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Hot Sex Positions vs. The Wrong Sex Positions Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because b

Three Day Weekend (adult Story)
The phone rang beside her desk table, with a look at the late hour she reached out her hand and picked up the cordless pushing it on with a black painted nail and with a sweet youthful voice that lied her age she answered "Hello?" "hello, i am looking for Tryst," said the male voice on the other end. Her brown brows knit together as she did not know the voice on the other end and turned away from the glaring computer screen and wondered who it could be. "This is she, how can I help you?" She replied sweetly keeping the questioning tone in her voice hoping whom ever it was might give her a hint. "Hello Little One, what are you doing?" can his low reply that send shivers down her back, it was a framilure turn of phrase for her, but the way it was said was more like a caress. "Um, I was just playing on my computer, who is this?" She couldn't hold it in anymore, but she couldn't help but smile. It was someone she knew cause they called her by

Three Holy Men And A Bear:>>>
A Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs,goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. Th

Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and cro

Three More Gone
subject: three gone today . date: 2007-06-20 15:29:12 three more canadian soilders died today , two of them were PPCLI . you will allways be rememberd my brothers , you are in our hearts and minds R.I.P.

Three Things
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family &Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Three things that are truly constant - Father - Son - Holy Spirit I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. God's love is always with you, God's promises are true. And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through. Pass this along to People you want God to Bless - I just did!

Three Burned Alive After Witch Hunt
A lynch mob has stoned and burned to death three women they accused of being witches in a Ugandan refugee camp, police have said. The victims were burned alive The victims were burned alive The police chief of Kitgum district Charles Oumo said the victims were attacked after the mysterious death of a motorcycle taxi driver. Mr Oumo said: "His skin started swelling up and blistering, he had pains all over. "He died in hospital after his condition worsened." Mr Oumo said police did not know the cause of the man's death, but locals assumed he had been poisoned. "They thought he was bewitched by someone who had sprinkled a potion on his boda-boda (motorcycle)," he said. In a harrowing echo of Europe's witch-hunts in the late middle ages, camp elders conducted a "trial" in which they determined who they thought was the witch by secret ballot. The police chief said: "They hunted down the top three and a mob descended on them. "They beat them with stones, sticks and

Three
spoken word poetry not fitting in with rap or an urban comunity. my lyrics sing of flesh and gore. my arms show stains and the signs of war. im in a battle with myself constantly. my minds a battle field divided into three A shadow, A beast and my normal side you see. just caught in a tempest of intense brutality drifting through life more like a casualty i intend to defend my inner demonoligy i am the beast inside west side east yall know me in your head whispering ideas of brutality i give you strength when your weak i give you hate when you feel pain i give it all to you make you kill all day no stopping when the rage comes in when tunnel vision strikes enemies are coated red thats how you know they?re dead a shadow, a beast and my normal side you see just caught in a tempest of intense brutality drifting through life more like a casualty i intend to rend away the hold of christianity a mind full of doubt will never b

Three Doors Down "here Without You" Lyrics
A hundred days had made me older Since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lights had made me colder And I don’t think I can look at this the same But all the miles had separate They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight it’s only you and me The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight girl it’s only you and me Everything I know, and anywhere I go It gets hard but it won’t take away my love And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done it get hard but it w

Three Things That Only Feel Like Love
Three things that feel like love but are really very far from it. 1. Lust You know the feeling… that unexplainable and often sudden physical draw to another person that hits you like a ton of bricks within moments of meeting. This is the feeling that is all too often mistaken for “love at first sight” but that is really nothing more than an intense physical attraction. When we fall in lust we often think we’re in love for three reasons... You know the feeling… that unexplainable and often sudden physical draw to another person that hits you like a ton of bricks within moments of meeting. This is the feeling that is all too often mistaken for “love at first sight” but that is really nothing more than an intense physical attraction. When we fall in lust we often think we’re in love for three reasons; the attraction is instantly intense and therefore feels pre-destined, you are essentially strangers meaning that your idea of who the person is resides almost entirely in the realm of fant

Three Passions Have Governed My Life:
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living. Adapted

Three Descendants
Three DESCENDANTS IN A ROW, 81 DIFFRENT GENERATIONS YET WE KNOW, POWERS CASTED THEIR SACRED GLOW, SECRETS OPEN ONLY WITCHES, KNOW! ANCIENT ONES DRAW NIGH THIS NIGHT, CIRCLE AROUND, ASSIST ARE SIGHT, GUARDAINS OF THY QUARTERS, ROUND WE GO, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, HELP THY ENERGY FLOW, PROTECTORS OF WITCHES, ROUND ONCE MORE, TO SEAL THIS CIRCLE, WE WALK, WE CONJURE, T'IS DONE! NORTH, THY EARTH, THY WIND, THY RAIN, ASSIST US NOW, UPON EARTHS PLANE, EAST THY SUN, THY WISDOM, THY SIGHT, ASSIST US NOW, T'IS SACRED NIGHT, SOUTH, THY POWER, THY PASSION, THY GIFT, ASSIST US NOW IN THIS ENERGY FLOW, WEST WE OPEN, THY GATES SWING WIDE, WE SEEK THY ANSWERS, THAT LIE INSIDE! CENTER, & CIRCUMFERNCE, THROUGHTOUT & ABOUT, TRANSCENDANCE, TRANSFORMATION CHANGE, EVERYWHERE & NOWHERE, WITHIN & WITHOUT, THY VOID, IMMANENCE BEYOND TIME, THY TURNING WHEEL, PURPLE, RED, BLACK, WHITE, CHANGE US , SO SHALL IT BE, DONE!!!

Threefold Law
Threefold Law: The Three-Fold Law is the belief and principle on which magic is used. This law relates to the use of power and energy. When used, power is returned to the sender at three times the level it was sent out. The most commonly used comparison is that of "The Golden Rule". Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. You put out nastiness and nastiness will surely return to you.

Three Little Ducks Go Into A Bar........
Three little ducks go into a Bar............ "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

Three Days Grace - Pain
This has become one of my favorite songs, it's on my playlist on my main page if ya want to hear it :) Pain lyrics Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pa

Three Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but she had only listed information for the one named "Leroy". "Actually, all three of my sons are named Leroy," replied the lady. "Why would you do that?," inquired the government worker. The lady replied, "It makes it much easier to get things done. 'Leroy, time for bath', and they all get in the bath. 'Leroy, time for supper', and they all come to the table." Amazed, the government worker then inquired how did she get personal if she wanted to talk with just one of her sons. "Oh that's easy," she replied. "I just call them by their last names."

Three Doors
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want." The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally, he opens the third door, and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in shit. "Hmmm," he says, "that looks bad, but it's better than the other two. I'll take the third door." Satan smiles and shows him in. Ten minutes later Satan walks back into the room and says, "Alright, coffee breaks over, everyone back on your heads!"

Three Angels
Three angels Three angels were sent to me To love for all there lives To protect and to hold In our hearts never to depart Made of blond silken hair Skin so pure and smooth I look into there eyes filled with blue from heaven Seeing all they can ever be I pull and hold them close Embracing my heart Breathless as I cry Dripping tears of wonder So I stop and ask myself Without them who am I?

Three Steps
Saturday, July 14, 2007 If you're headed in a negative direction, getting back on track may seem hopelessly out of reach. Yet by taking just three steps you can completely change your prospects for the better. Take one positive step, and you'll stop moving backwards. Take a second positive step, and you'll begin moving forward. Then take the third step in a positive direction, and suddenly you've established real momentum. From that point, each successive positive effort comes more naturally and easily. No matter how low you may be, at any point you are just three steps away from a whole different outlook. Just three small, positive actions can get you headed solidly in a new, empowering direction. In addition, taking three positive steps will give you a real sense of commitment. These actions will get you quickly and firmly invested in your own success. Wherever you are now, you are just three steps away from being well on your way to whatever goal you choose. Now is

Threats????
Okay, so I know that this may seem a little rediculous and all but...as it is, I have no point of strolling to my oldest sister, Lisa's, page on here; as she has blocked me from coming to her page. Well, my good brother in law happens to be friends still with my sister and decided to look at her page a few days ago. The story is though, my youngest sister, Tina, and her hubby got a new van. Well, there are two good things about this, though; the van and Tina's hubby is getting promoted soon, so in a sense they have the money to take care of things. My oldest sister is very upset that Tina got a van and probably jelous. So, this is where my ex's wife plays part in this story...as she always does somehow. She posted a comment on my oldest sister's page and my good brother in law happened to read the comment. The comment was basically bashing Lisa's family and telling Lisa who her real family member's are and to forget about the lesser ones. She even brought up stuff from the past

Three-bean Barbecue
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 8 servings 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon 1 medium onion, chopped 1 can (16 oz.) baked beans 1 can (15-1/2 oz.) golden butter beans, drained 1 can (15 oz.) kidney beans, drained, rinsed 3/4 cup BULL'S-EYE Original Barbecue Sauce 1/2 tsp. dry mustard PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Cook bacon in skillet on medium heat until crisp; drain, reserving 2 Tbsp. of the drippings in skillet. Crumble bacon; set aside. Add onion to reserved drippings; cook and stir on medium-high heat until lightly browned. Drain. MIX all ingredients in 1-1/2-qt. casserole dish; cover. BAKE 1 hour or until heated through.

Three Ladies
THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAI D. ........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!! When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.

Three Murders
Study Carefully.....the clues are so blatant youwill be kicking yourself if you miss them!Don't look at the answers until you are sure youhave all three right. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Mystery one A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these answers: The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was preparing breakfast. The gardener was gathering vegetables. The maid was getting the mail. The butler was polishing shoes in the pantry. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? ------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Mystery two A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other crusader wearing a cape

Threefold Law
The Three-Fold Law is the belief and principle on which magic is used. This law relates to the use of power and energy. When used, power is returned to the sender at three times the level it was sent out. The most commonly used comparison is that of "The Golden Rule". Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. You put out nastiness and nastiness will surely return to you.

Three Girls Go Camping
Three Girls Go Camping One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

Three Boys
three are in the school yardbragging about their fathers. The first boy says,my dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,he calls it a poem,they give him $500 The second boy says,Thats nothing, my dad my dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,he calls it a song,they give him $1000" Little johnny says " I got you both beat.My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a serman,and it takes eightpeople to collect the money!

Three Things To Think About
1. The Cows 2. The Contitution 3. The Ten Commandments ON COWS: Isn't it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wondering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. ON THE CONTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse....you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ----it creates a hostile work enviroment.

Three Birds Of Rhiannon
By Stevie Nicks A bird that is not mine... Three birds that belong to her One emerald-green, One snow-white... One golden, flashing like a Sunbeam through the night... One golden, flashing like a Sunbeam through the night... When at first he saw her... It seemed she had no name She sat alone, and it seemed to him... That the light and her face were the same... Her hair shone... Streamed blond and gold... He thought..."Maybe... I'm going insane..." Her gown was no more Than the water could cover... This time would not come again... And the white mares dance... And the Lady asks... "Take my wisdom with you... I shall ride... If you kill the dark Lord of Death... Someday, I shall be your wife... Someday, I shall be your wife..." And the birds are still singing... And the song is now sweeping... Like a silver... A silver shimmering flood... "For you, Rhiannon... I will fight, I will fight the world... For you, Rhiannon, I would fight...

Three Weddings And A Funeral
Holy shit...being a florist..I know my business is selling emotion.... I'm used to it...it can be babies, business, sympathy, many weddings...and this weekend I have three weddings...big ones ...so stress level is high. Hey I'm used to it...SHIT... now thru these festive events I have to do the funeral of a close friend actually friends ...Parents of a young son 17 who died behind the wheel of a car... I too have teenage boys...how do we control them.....decent young men who like there peers like to party think they are invisible....The dreaded call in the early hours...it's like rouelet

Threesomes Of Roses…
Yesterday, all in all, was pretty damn wonderful. This is a nice follow up to Tuesday I might add. -- Tuesday: Bran, knowing that I was just barely this side of full-blown meltdown, did one of those things where I don’t need to question how much he loves me. He stayed up most of the night on the phone with me Monday evening because I’d had a bad night. Then he sent me to bed while he waited for the busses to start running my direction. I still have his transfer, taped to my wall, showing that he was getting on a bus in the wee hour of 5:45 in the morning to come spend the day with me. We snuggled. We Napped. We might have had the neighbors considering calling the cops. (he likes to bring out the screamer in me sometimes). All in all, he gave me a day of love that I’ll never forget. -- Thursday: I thought I had a job interview. What I actually had was two hours of rigorous testing to see if I was even worthy of an interview. Needless to say, I

A Three Word Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you

Three Dogs
It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there. The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be put to sleep for the deed. The second dog (a Yorkshire terrier) told a similar story about a new suite of furniture. He too was to be put to sleep. "What about you, what's your story?" said the poodle to the third dog, which happened to be a very large German Shepherd . The German Shepherd proceeded to tell his story. "My story starts when my pretty young mistress was taking a shower with the bathroom door open, and on seeing her in this state of undress, I barked very loudly. Startled, she then dropped the soap, and bent down to pick it up. Well, I don't know what came over me, but I could not control my sexual urges." "I suppose you are going to be destroyed?" said the poodle. "No" said the german Shepard. "I am in to have my claws clipp

The Three Black Weiners!
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society." After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" Now, why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery," asked the c

Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have

Three Things To Think About...
Three Things to Think About: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution, and 3. The Ten Commandments Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work

Three Days Grace - Pain
Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know That you're wound

Three Of Six
THREE OF SIX darkness and light of which I'm pieced opposing energies vying to be released chaos is surely the nature of the beast upon its table I most commonly feast establishing my own order in the least suddenly darkness has violently increased a blackened maelstrom devours the light sucking it down with ferocious might the brightest days have now become night losing the contrast of black and white I've been groomed to weather this fight eliciting the union of darkness and light I refuse to submit or compromise breaking now would be my demise I have no plans to say goodbyes calm inside the storm of my eyes on mismatched wings I shall rise THIS DARKSUN NEVER DIES!!!!!!! by Jon

Three Wise Women?
Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women? You might get the following: * They would have asked for directions. * They would have arrived on time. * They would have helped deliver the baby. * They would have cleaned the stables. * They would have brought practical gifts. * They would have made a casserole. But what would have happened when they left? You'd have heard: * "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?" * "I heard Joseph isn't even working right now." * "And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too." * "Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school." * "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph." * "Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?" * "Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!"

A Three Words Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you

Three's Company
I have to say that this story is probably way more explict that any of the other stories I've written in the past.........but ya know, there are times for change,lol.......ENJOY! Lacey had been so nervous the whole day though, it was something that she had planned on doing for a long time and it took a even longer time for her to find the right guys that she was going to do this thing with. The doorbell rang and she quickly went to the door, straightening her skirt and hair she slowly turned the doorknob and opened the door. Greg stood there with a bottle of wine in his hand and a smile on his face when he saw Lacey. Walking in, he gave her one of his big bear hugs that he always gave her. “God Greg your going to kill me with those hugs one day.” she giggled as she took the bottle from him. Greg was one of those guys that you wanted to be alone with in a cabin somewhere. He was tall and built like a Mac Truck with a bald head that sometimes she would end up touching every now a

Three Men 12:50pm Thursday, Jul 5
Last night, we celebrated 231 years of All-American glory... Happy 4th of July. My flag hung, a solemn reference to the lives of my fellow brothers and sisters who've died for our country. My flag hung, a loud battle cry in the name of freedom and unity. Oh, how I love those stars and stripes... Even more proud am I, that I've chosen to fight alongside that flag; because on the day I die, everyone will know that I bleed red, white, and blue. So, we did it up, All-American style... A good ol' fashion barbeque in front of the barracks. Loud music, great food, some drinks, and the best of friends... There was no need to wish everyone here a Happy 4th. Every waking day of our lives we breathe for America. Each day at work, we do what it takes to ensure our nations freedom. What could possibly destroy such a joyous holiday? I'm about to tell you... First of all, if you are not in the mood for the sob story of yet another military man, then I highly advise that you stop reading right

Three Days Grace Pain Lyrics
Pain lyrics Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain

= Three Long Years =
got a phone call Saturday night, from someone i had not heard from in 3 years. seems my mouth got me in trouble, as per usual, and this time, with someone closer to me then i am myself. my lifetime friend Bill, who started off as a boyfriend of my oldest sister, and ended up more of a brother to me. hell, Bill is part of our whole family, and loved and respected by all - so, it come as a shock, to have this bond severed, and for so long. all is well, and to be sure, my elated ass missed the time apart, but it was my doing, and the taste of crow and my nasty foot for 3 years was shitty. anyway, he emailed me, and asked me if he had the correct email address, and this is my longwinded, overly verbose reply. (i know no one cares, so if yer reading this, piss off, it's for a mutual friend, and anyone who values a relationship) yup yup yup. was really glad to hear from you, made my year. i really didn't know why our bond was severed, i just knew it was my fault

Three Things To Ponder
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and p

Three Men And The Cannibals
Three men who were lost in the rain forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove all ten pieces of fruit up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be killed and eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "What happened?? I was watching from up here, Wh

Threw The Lies I See Now What I'm Not.
As I'm sinking into my Grave I can feel life for once. Is it sad that it takes dying to feel living. I never felt so alive, So close to the end. Blackness is creeping in the adrealin is rushing, Threw the lies I see now what I'm not. Missing you will be just fine. Since I won't. The dirt is cold I should I be scared but I'm not. I kinda look foward to this Next time I see you, You won't, You'll get a chill but you don't know why. Don't close your eyes because when you open them there'll be no one there. My face now covered I can taste it. Don't kill me, I'm enjoying this to much. The terror is such a rush. I think I can hold my breath but my laughter won't let me. In my mind I think of death It brings a smile to my face. C/W '07 By Jimmy

Three Blind Mice
three blind mice...three blind mice the cats are surely to be after them tonight three blind mice...three blind mice caught em the alley ...shot em once or twice three blind mice...three blind mice they say they love d'cheese ya know it satisfies them just right three blind mice...three blind mice they scurry round d'garbage can keeping out of sight three blind mice...three blind mice the cats they love to play with them bat them with their paws three blind mice...three blind mice hold them by their tiny tails drop them in their jaws three blind mice...three blind mice bite their tiny heads off make a lil stew three blind mice...three blind mice bake them in a pie for you feed the whole damn crew three blind mice...three blind mice they only come out a night to nibble and to chew three blind mice...three blind mice anything left out for them it's what they love to do three blind mice...three blind mice catch them for being slow put em in a cage t

Threesome!
Yes! While banging the hell out of Susan last night I managed to convince her to have a threesome with me and Lynn. And she seemed really, really into the idea. :D Now I REALLY can't wait until Lynn get's back here in September! Oh the fun times that await! I get to have both of them...at the same damn time! Susan... and my lovely Lynn...

Three Ducks....
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

Threesomes...
I haven't had a whole lot of experience with this, but from what I have experienced, I thouroughly enjoy it. I think maybe that is because of Wendy. She is beautiful and sweet and a very dirty, naughty girl. She is almost insatiable, with the biggest appetite for cock that I have ever heard of. She's a slut, my best friend, a surgical tech, a mom, smart, beautiful, sweet, nasty, horny, and I love her dearly. I love watching her suck cock (she does this extremely well) almost like she's milking it with her mouth, I also love sucking cock with her, kissing her with the head of his cock between our lips... mmmmm.... yes that is a favorite. I love watching her ride cock... she grinds on it with no worries in her mind about if he's getting off... because for sure at least she will.... anyways, i have to go rub one out now...lol....

Three Years
"Three Years" 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read Three years, is a long, long time Your heart beats close to mine There's no wrong or right When it breaks It breaks so miserably I'm leaving constantly You always said "I feel dead, nothing left for me" 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I refuse to let this bury me Three years, were the best of times A time of sacrifice There's no wrong or right When it breaks It breaks so miserably My world got in the way I've paid the price The constant lies, opened up my eyes 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I refuse to let this bury me 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I think about you constantly All the obstacles in my head now I feel nothing, what was said I hear nothing, and I feel no pain All the obstacles in my head I look at life through black eyes now My mind, it screams to slow down I hit a wall

Three Pepper Quesadillas
1 cup thin green pepper strips 1 cup thin red pepper strips 1 cup thin yellow pepper strips 1/2 cup thin onion slices 1/3 cup margarine 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese softened 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 10 (6 inch) flour tortillas Preheat oven to 425º F. Saute peppers and onions in margarine in a large skillet. Stir in cumin. Drain, reserving liquid. Beat cheeses in a small mixing bowl at medium speed until well blended. Spoon 2 tablespoons cheese mixture onto each tortilla; top with pepper mixture. Fold tortillas in half, place on baking sheet. Brush with reserved liquid. Bake 10 minutes. Cut each tortilla into thirds. Serve warm with salsa. 30 appetizers.

Three Days Grace - Never Too Late
This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late No one will ever see This side reflected And if there's something wrong Who would have guessed it And I have left alone Everything that I own To make you feel like It's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late The world we knew Won't come back The time we've lost Can't get back The life we had Won't be ours again This world will never be What I expected And if I don't be

Three Trivia Facts For August 29
At 4,145 miles, the Nile River is the longest in the world. More than 99.9% of all the animal species that have ever lived on earth were extinct before the coming of man. The lowest temperature ever recorded in the world was 129 degrees below 0 at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

Three Trivia Facts For August 30
"Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar, La Allah Il Allah, La Allah Il Allah U Mohammed Rassul Allah" is heard by more people than any other sound of the human voice. This is the prayer recited by muezzins from each of the four corners of the prayer tower as Moslems all over the world face toward Mecca and kneel at sunset. It means: "God is great. There is no God but God, and Mohammed is the prophet of God." Almonds and pistachios are the only nuts mentioned in the Bible. Although not named in the New Testament, tradition names the two thieves crucified at the same time as Jesus as Dismas and Gestas.

Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift.

Three Hat Production Releases David Statzer New Cd
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Statzer Date: Sep 1, 2007 1:43 AM DAVID STATZER DEBUT ALBUM “UNTIL I GET IT DOWN” PRESS RELEASEAUGUST 17, 2007After much anticipation, David Statzer has cut his debut CD titled “Until I Get It Down” which was recorded in Nashville in May. The album is set to release under Three Hat Records for internet sales August 29. The album, consist of traditional and new country with a touch of soul that just flows out of David’s vocal style. David’s musical influences include a little of everything from Rock to Country to Motown with no particular favorite artist, but rather a multitude of artists with a favorite song, or two from each. It’s obvious at first listen to know that David is indeed a country singer with a touch of Earl Thomas Conley, Merle Haggard, George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Steve Wariner, Ray Price and Buck Owens. Then blend in the Rock influences along with the Motown influences and what you get is a Hillbi

Three Days And Two Nights
I sent out resumes this week, but couldn't see the point waiting around for the telephone to ring, so I cashed my fat severance check and set up a little trip to Cancun - she always wanted to go there (said she heard the beaches were lovely) and Carter gave me the keys to his timeshare condo. She flirted with a flight attendant to get us upgraded to the leather seats in front and we proceeded to empty their liquor drawer - those little bottles, by the way, are not toys... We staggered off the plane and found a cab - quite a bargain I am told - only 85 dollars to go seventeen miles. I remember thinking to myself: You ain't in TJ, anymore, Dorothy. I guess rum makes her kinda spry - we pulled the drapes on our view of the white sandy beach and frolicked (that's what she called it - I call it broken furniture and bow-legged). We slept a while, woke up to darkness and decided the beach would have to wait. Finally tuckered, we drifted off to

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies Bob Messenger, Robert O Smith, and Bill Howard are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly Bob Messengersays: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly Robert O Smith says: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly Bob says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly Robert O says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin'machines!" 1st Hillbilly Bob says: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly Robert O says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly Bill says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies Bob and Robert O say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly Bill says: "She ain't got no pecker."

Three Trivia Facts For September 4
A scientific report form the University of California found that the steam rising from a cup of coffee contains the same amounts of antioxidants as three oranges. The antioxidants are heterocyclic compounds which prevents cancer and heart disease. It's good for you! 14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time while 60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time. According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year

Three Trivia Facts For September 6
All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Shakespearean characters. In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!) According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.

Three Trivia Facts For September 7
Nine Presidents never attended college: Washington, Jackson, Van Buren, Taylor, Fillmore, Lincoln, A. Johnson, Cleveland, and Truman. The college that has the most presidents as alumni (six in total) is Harvard: J. Adams, J. Q. Adams, T. Roosevelt, F. Roosevelt, Kennedy, and G. W. Bush (business school). Yale is a close second, with five presidents as alumni: Taft, Ford (law school), G.H.W. Bush, Clinton (law school), and G. W. Bush. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star. Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

Three Entries, Clouds, Moi & Jardin For One Jour. Oh Non, Non, Non.
Jardin Bon journo mon cherest ami and it is indeed tres bon. Oui, oh before Moi goes off at une tangent, tou est looking tres bright eyed and bushy rear membered this matin. Oh, well Moi is smiling like tomorrow is never coming and so non grumbles at all. Now, it is tres early and Moi has been up with the larks so to speak. La luna has been smiling down on Moi being lit as she is by some strange fluke of nature. Maybe reflection. The sky is filled again like the artists canvas with thousands of grey, blanc, noir, pink and purple fluffies and is tres bella As it is dry Moi thought it a bon temp to hang the towels out in case the jour deteriorates and have been transfixed almost like the towels to the line. Oui indeed, there were rustlings from the pomme tree and the leaves kept flicking up and down and then they parted to reveal the tiniest wren ever seen. It kept darting in and around, up and down the branches just like the tiny tree creeper. Non, strangely there were non noisy ak

Three Trivia Facts For September 9
A single share of Coca-Cola stock, purchased in 1919, when the company went public, would have been worth $92,500 in 1997. Dismal first-year sales of famous products: VW Beetle (U.S.)--sold 330 first year. Liquid Paper--sold 1,200 bottles first year Cuisinart--sold 200 first year. Remington typewriter--sold 8 first year. Scrabble--sold 532 first year. Coca-Cola--sold 25 bottles first year. (For total of $50; supplies and advertising ran $70.) In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced.)

Three Trivia Facts For September 10
More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights). Canada declared national beauty contests canceled as of 1992, claiming they were degrading to women. Disney World in Orlando, Florida covers 30,500 acres (46 square miles), making it twice the size of the island of Manhattan, New York.

Threads
These threads we share, these little things of seeming moment that combine to make us laugh and long to touch each other - how did we travel such different trails to arrive now in the same place at the same time? Has there ever been some grand plan to place us here together, sharing different ends of common threads? And from a grainy photograph I can almost hear your laughter. © All rights reserved

Three Trivia Facts For September 15
There are 2.5 trillion red blood cells in your body, which means about two and a half million new ones need to be produced every second by your bone marrow. That's the same as reproducing the population of the city of Toronto every second. That's 100 billion every day. When we blush, our stomach lining goes red too. Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

Three Words
Such places of my mind I have not been to before, Such questions and thoughts I have never found there, Only when your heart spoke to me, did I realize, there was more to both of us, then I had ever known. The same three words, said over and over again, Lost their meaning on their way to your ears, And left no string behind to find their way back, And nor would the mouth take them again, For once it opened and formed it’s lips, it never stopped kissing, nor loving, nor saying those words. If my heart were to meet a genie, and to gain even just one wish, It would be that yours and mine, Would speak together freely, and openly as a bird is in it’s air, And to never stop, to never silence, and always for you; care.

Three Libras
threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.

Thread Of Life
When asked if one could do things over most say;"Yes, they would." Why? DO people not realize that things past is part of there life thread, part of their fabric that makes them who they are. Never regret what has come and past it is what makes us who we are. Live Laugh Love, never look back but never forget where you come from and where you have been. It is what makes You and keeps You held together.

Three Some
The game of three somes. It was the other night went to a bar picked up on some hottie. She takes my buddy an myself to her pad an then the games beagan. She was playing the hard to get role. It is so wonderful tho when only thing you have to do is suck on a neck behind ear an they will melt in your hand. So she gave in an had to hard young studs all up in her.

Threshold
Out of the warm and into the cold, Out of the womb and over the threshold. Like the pedals of a budding rose, The new life enters, naked and exposed. Into the light and out of the dark. Into a flame from one little spark. Safe inside arms of serenity, It’s a moment of silent poetry. Comfort found in an alien place. The comfort of a sweet angel’s face. A peace that is found in nothing other, Than finding the arms of one’s mother.

Three Things In Life That, Once Gone, Never Come Back---
Three Things In Life That, Once Gone, Never Come Back--- 1. Time… 2. Words… 3. Opportunity… Three Things In Life That Can Destroy A Person--- 1. Anger… 2. Pride… 3. Unforgiveness… Three Things In Life That You Should Never Lose--- 1. Hope… 2. Peace… 3. Honesty… Three Things In Life That Are Most Valuable--- 1. Love… 2. Family & Friends… 3. Kindness… Three Things In Life That Are Never Certain--- 1. Fortune… 2. Success… 3. Dreams… Three Things That Make A Person--- 1. Commitment… 2. Sincerity… 3. Hard Work… ENJOY YOUR MONDAY PEOPLE. ~~SWEET CHEROKEE~~

Three Nightmares...
I found this picture today. It brought back unpleasant memories...When I was younger (around 4 or so), I had three nightmares (well, two nightmares and a lucid dream that turned scary) that I still remember today. The lucid dream was that I was a member of the Monkees on their TV show and I was running through a Hall of Mirrors trying to escape from Dracula. That one isn't important.The other two are:NIGHTMARE 1: I am sitting in a chair with a huge, heavy snake in my lap. My parents are on the couch, their bodies hidden with newspapers. I ask them to help get the snake off of me, but they say they're busy and will do so in a bit. I look down the snake's mouth and see it's hollow. I stick my finger down its throat, and it gets pissed and starts trying to kill me. My parents say they are still busy and I shouldn't have messed with the snake.NIGHTMARE 2: At the entrance to the hallway is a soft spot in the floor. My mom, lying on the couch, tells me it is a "crab kingdom" or so

Three Minute Challenge
I have a challenge to all fubies. I am going to challenge you to stand up for three minutes on Monday! Now for many who work somewhere they are expected to be on their feet this may be no big deal. But I want you to stand for three minutes with greater purpose. Watch my stash videos about Making a stand to end poverty is the movement and the heading of those vids. Here's the grim and tragic truth: 30,000 and more children will die today and every day from preventable causes like hunger and lack of medicine. The cost of a gas station coffee can buy enough vitamin c for 5 children to keep their sight. Is that so big a sacrifice? The cup of Starbuck's coffee that we spend $2.00 for (which has up to 30% filler) provides less than two cents income to the farmer who grew it. The power to build peace in this world is in your hands, in your pockets, rattling as you stand for those three minutes. The power of hope, unbound from the chains of ignorance and apathy, realized in the lives of

Threw With The Bullshit.. My Line Has Been Crossed
WARNING: Tons of foul language. Sorry!! You know, normally I am pretty good at controlling my temper. Yes, I get mad. Yes, I am a bitch. Yes, I have arguments. Yes, I am a very outspoken person at times. BUT it takes a lot for me to get mad enough to say something. I can usually just hold it inside for the time being, and eventually it will just fade away. This time I can't though. And rather than go find the piece of shit and punch them in their face, I am just going to vent here. Knockin their ass out will only give me temporarily relief, then I'd be sittin in jail and no one is worth that mess. For those of you that I talk to on a regular basis, you already know that I am struggling right now with Rick's attitude and listening skills. *Sigh* I try to have as much patience as possible with him, because he's four, and all kids at this age go through the same thing. It's just a process that all parents have to go through at some point or another. Yes, my

The Three Brothers
(this song is not for the band infurnum, it is to be sung clean. it is dedicated to three men who fought so hard and against all odds. who had their differences but stood by one another. One was a leader. He is remembered and the one who would unify. The other is one who is the guardian of the people. The last is known for his power and his pride. the three brothers stood against another and another. Their stories along with others in the ancient times have been passed down through generation after generation. statues still mark the way to remember them. Please dont rate this unless you wish to comment on it. figure out who the three brothers are. The only other hint i will give you is this. They all met a man who is known as the hidden dragon ) You promised us peace when will it come? The wind blows so cold now the rains are turning over the dust is wetting down The time is almost over Buts its PAIN! PAin I feel as I watched you PAIN I know you fought so hard

Three Words That Couldn't Be Less Useful
Why is it that no matter what someone does they proclaim they did it out of love. Bad or Good it doesn't matter, they did it for love or fear of losing that love. If you are going to do something you know you'll have to say sorry for later, that's not love or anything close to it. And if you're at the state where you are more "Sorry" for your actions then anything, then guess what...You already lost that love.

Three Dreams
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Three Things In Life
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family &Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Three things that are truly constant - Father - Son - Holy Spirit I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. God's love is always with you, God's promises are true. And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through.

Three Poems
23 Jul 2005 The Rain The rain keeps falling. I can hear nature calling. The wind through the trees is blowing. Steam off the mountains is rising. I want to go out running. In it reveling and playing. I cannot bring myself to go out. I sigh and look back to my bed tired. At the glass of my window I am staring. Trying to push thru the pain I am suffering. To be able to do what others do I am wishing. The thoughts through my mind are realing. My body is alive with what I am feeling. To do or not to do is the question? I look within myself for some sort of answer. My mind only gives me doubt and frustration. My heart gives me love and courage. My soul is full of longing and searching. I take a deep breath from my introspection. Again, I realise no simple answers are forthcoming. Yet the rain keeps on falling. Nature keeps on calling. Life keeps on going. The wind keeps on blowing. I will keep on striving. The Present I find myself sitting watching the l

Threshold
I absolutely love Divinity Destroyed, and now their newest song is amazing! This is their myspace site: http://www.myspace.com/divinitydestroyed I love the lyrics to Threshold, they apply quite nicely to my life :) Too many times I am reminded what I sow I reap Thanks for the tip but my own counsel will I keep It’s such a shame you only see as far as hope is high If only you could see what I’ve seen with your eyes Choke down that advice reflex And we’ll all get by just fine Tuck back the pearls of wisdom Or you’ll feel a piece of my mind Who are you to tell me what is right? You listen close It’s my fucking life I’ll let the rain fall where it may How many dreams have you erased? So far between and few And I wonder why the world got the best of you Feel free to disagree but you’ll just be a brick in my wall So take me as I am or don’t take me at all Choke down that advice reflex And we’ll all get by just fine Tuck back the pearls of wisdom Or you’ll feel a pie

Three Mississppi-terri Clark
I used to believe that things would change But here we go again Riding a spinning carousel this circle never ends This kitchen table has seen it all before These walls are tired of standing, Can't hold us anymore One Mississippi, I close my eyes Two Mississippi, I'm begging you that we can still survive Three Mississippi, No looking back Gone for good and I know that I won't change my mind Whoaa oh oh yea, Three Mississippi is where I'm at tonight We're all out of second chances, And all out of one more times There's not a word we haven't said, Nothing we have not tried My bones are aching from the weight I'm holding down I took all that I am taking, I'm breakin' Breakin' down One Mississippi, I close my eyes Two Mississippi, I'm begging you that we can still survive Three Mississippi, No looking back Gone for good and I know that I won't change my mind Whoaa oh oh yeah Three Mississippi is where I'm at tonight Hold my breath, Close my eyes Good~Bye Who

Three Types Of Players...
Oh HELL...I've been suckered in by all 3 types... Player Type #1) The "Ego-Driven" Player These are the guys who want or need attention from multiple women because it feeds their ego and makes them feel better about themselves. They aren't necessarily bad guys, and often develop deep connections with the women they're with... but they're shameless flirts that usually don' t know any better than to live their lives seeking approval and validation from lots of women. And the affection of a woman and sex is their ultimate form of getting approval. You'll find these guys constantly in and out of short "relationships", but never making any of them work out... because it's really all about them. Player Type #2) The "Social" Player: These are the guys who make a career out of learning how to pick up women and it becomes their favorite evening pastime. They're in it for more of the challenge and experience than they are for the actual "connecti

Three Lovers - Rough Draft
Breathing of uncertainty, desires and unspoken regrets whispered within the walls Three lovers lay, awake, minds flooded with the what coulds and the should have beens. He was both of ours. Mine of then and hers for now. My desire to have him, the way we had meant to be ached deep, with a heating passion that threw me into a searing anger. I knew it was hurting him, more so then ever before. He made his choice. The life of lover's perfection was shattered years before. We just remained to be the unusable drug craved to the ends of sanity for two addicts. His new lover lay, frozen. He would be forever the one thing I will never have again. But not her. I could take her, overcome her. I could bring her to levels of ecstasy that written word could not even stir her imagination. I reached for the straps of her cotton tank, twisting them around her outstretched arms as I pulled the covering off of her. The blackened moonlight left no colour for my eye

Three Trivia Facts For November 15
Thomas Jefferson felt that Thanksgiving violated constitutional provisions for separation of church and state. For most of six decades the holiday was not observed. On this date in 1492: In history's first written reference to a new discovery, Christopher Columbus made notes in his journal about the use by New World Indians of tobacco. Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

Three Trivia Facts For November 16
On this date in 1864: Union Gen William T Sherman begins march to the sea during American Civil War. A scientific report form the University of California found that the steam rising from a cup of coffee contains the same amounts of antioxidants as three oranges. The antioxidants are heterocyclic compounds which prevents cancer and heart disease. The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect.

Three And A Half Minutes...
I'm not a big fan of day-time television and even less of a talk-show watcher, but I had the TV on this morning and saw that James Taylor was going to be on "Ellen". I thought...damn...he's gotta be like 112 years old by now, I wonder how he's holding up...well, I sat through the beginning of the show, pouring coffee down my neck and waiting for the "good part". Ellen did an intro for him and talked about 50 years in the business, and I thought, damn, him and I are both old, so I lit a smoke and sat back... Mr. Taylor sat on a stool and brike into the song "Sweet Baby James", and for three and a half minutes, I was young again. The song was straight from my teens and that's just where it took me today. I could smell the cloud of "70's smoke" and I could hear the sounds of friends past echoing in my head. I remembered the feeling of hope in my heart, for myself and for the future. James Taylor my be 112 years old, but he hasn't lost a step or a note, he was crystal clear and he cu

Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven ..
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter ...! He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be .. !! The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" ... So ... Poooof .. she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna" .... So ... Poooof .. she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini" .. St. Peter looks perplexed ... "Who" ? he asks .. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun .. ! St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but the name doesn't ring a bell" ..!! The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and han

Three Morals
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! The morals of this story: 1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

Three Trivia Facts For November 21
According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year On this date in 1837: Thomas Morris of Australia skips rope 22,806 times Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

Three Points
Three Points to Ponder 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ________________________________ T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give t hem ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ________________________________ T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not

Three Things In Life..
Three things in life that, once gone never come back- TIME,WORDS,OPPORTUNITY. Three things in life that can destroy a person. ANGER,PRIDE,UNFORGIVNESS. Three things in life that are most valuable- LOVE,FAMILY& FRIENDS,KINDNESS. Three tings in life that are never certain. FORTUNE,SUCCESS,DREAMS. Three things in life that make a person. COMMITMENT,SENCERITY,HARD WORK. Three things that are truly constant. FATHER,SON,HOLY SPIRIT..

Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river" Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof! ...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Three Bears
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He Looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table 'It was Mummy Bear who walked The bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter t

Three Things To Ponder:
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It cr

Three Wise Women! (email)
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

Three Cheers For Being Mentally Unstable!!
Yes that's right, I am mentally unstable. I'm being treated for it though and the love of my life knows about all of my disorders. The anxiety is what I'm having issues with today. See my psych has me on meds that are supposed to help with the anxiety but they're mainly for sleep so I don't take them because they turn me into a vegetable. That's one reason why I smoke. For some reason the cigs keep me from flipping out. They don't get rid of the anxiety all together but they do help. And today I have none!!!!!!! I feel like the walls are closing in on me. I just wish that Lynn was on so I could at least talk to him. I know that would make me feel better. Oh well. I guess that's enough ranting for now. Later all.

Three Days Grace Time Of Dying Lyrics
"Time Of Dying" On the ground I lay Motionless in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes Did I fall asleep? Is this all a dream Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying On this bed I lay Losing everything I can see my life passing me by Was it all too much Or just not enough Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying

Three Little Waves
the words flow like water upon his soul; escaped from her lips like energy, pure. powerful, magical, liquid-like, boundless; freeing their spirits from the prison of time. and all of their sentiments flow with lucidity, clear like the ocean; a cascade of large thoughts. and all that which surges within them is love, though no need exists for either to speak of its depth. its transparency is like innocent water; and these silent, crystal words wash away lovers' fears; cleansing forever, true mates of the soul.

Three Stages Of Man
Aspects of Real Men by Oscar Pridgett R = Respectful to others. E = Not afraid to show his Emotions. A = Equally Affectionate & Appreciative to his family. L = Listen with intent to his wife and kids. M = Well Mannered in all life's settings. E = Earning his own way through life is paramount. N = Neatness, for him everything has a place. I Am A Man I am taught what I am I live out what I am I explore what I am I cannot hide what I am I am just fine as I am I am as deep as creation I am one with creation I am a man. Jed Diamond, from Inside Out: Becoming My Own Man Three Stages of Man This is a look at three types of men, two are uninitiated, the Heroic (Hyper) Masculinity and the Feminized (Hypo) Masculinity and the Initiated Authentic (Integrated) Masculinity. From Knights Without Armor: A practical guide for men in quest of masculine soul by Aaron Kipnis. Heroic (Hyper) Masculinity - Uninitiated: Old male principles. Physically hard, dominating, t

Three Dead Bodies
Three Dead Bodies Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. Put your ad here! "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. "The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."

Three Drinks
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guiness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I`m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we`d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in an orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don`t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer m

Three Flames
three flames three flames drawn together. three flames are forever. three flames burning bright. Somewhere in the night. They nourish and they feed, their deep and lasting need. three flames are now parted, parted by the winds. They are dimly glowing, as their fire bends. all having faith. all having trust. all enduring as they must. Wishing to be one. One day their time will come. Ohhhh, three flames. three flames drawn together. three flames are forever. three flames burning bright, somewhere in the night. They nourish and they feed, their deep and lasting need. eternally - meant to be - eternally. three flames are now waiting. One day their time will come. One day they will be one, they will be one. three flames, forever, forever

Three Things Of Importance:
Three Things of Importance: Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1 Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Three Tiny Handprints
There are three tiny handprints on my wall Three tiny handprints that would soon be gone Those tiny handprints would soon be big and will not be able to see them on the wall But the memories of those tiny handprints would always be therewhen I think back of the ones whom lefted them there. The ones that filled me with so much happiness The ones that ran about with mud on their hands And I will know even with big hands Those tiny handprints will always be there

Threads Of Hate...
Threads of Hate You claim you are better, All wrapped up in denial, Refusing to acknowledge, You are nothing but waste! Paranoia grips you, Like a coward you hide, Changing your name, Your poison spreads wide. Holier than thou, While your brethren dies, Lies, betrayals and fights, How can you sleep at night? Look at your children... What do you feel? Thy blessed womb... Once sacred now despised. Life is for the living, Death is for the weak, Tell me where do you fit in? Or are you trapped within your misery? From the bowels of creation Five generations of hate Every seed fell from the tree, Birth sealed our fate. Time heals all scars, Flesh mends... bruises fade, Always dragged me down, Your obsession was my demise. Did you ever think... just once, That'll I'll come back, Never quitting, Living to see beyond your filth. Keeping my stain concealed, Feeling it scorch my soul, Torn between loyalty... Ever distant absolution. Now I

The Three
Jagged wood pieces of the doorframe go airborne and crash against the floor with minimal sound. Holding his shoulder and stepping in, he looks onward at the bed in front of him. And the girlfriend it contains. And the man that is not him. Quickly ceasing and desisting from their actions, both look up at him with fearful faces, guilt ridden eyes and gaping jaws. Wondering what his next move is going to be, what he will say, how he will react, they wait in silence, hardly taking a breath in anticipation. But he does not know what to do either. He does imagine, though. Pulling out a pistol he does not have, or even own, and firing several well placed shots into each of their chests, and faces, before dropping to his knees, and giving himself one as well. Pouring gasoline on and around the bed, as they plead for their worthless lives. And in a moment of crazy/optimisim, He envisions all of his friends, popping out of the closets, and from under beds, to reveal that it

Three Litle Birds By Bob Marley
Don't worry about a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry about a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right Rise up this mornin', Smiled with the risin' sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin', This is my message to you-ou-ou Don't worry 'bout a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right Rise up this mornin', Smiled with the risin' sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin', This is my message to you-ou-ou Don't worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh! Every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry Don't worry about a thing - I won't worry 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right Don't worry about a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right - I won't worry on't worry about a thing,

Three Gifts
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Dear Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!" "Dear Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes." "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the

Three Men
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada " POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it

Three Awesome Lounges, Just Pick Your Poison!!
CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY AND SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN OR FOR A MIX CHECK OUT DIABLOS DEN , FOR ALL ROCK & METAL CHECK OUT THRESHOLD OF ETERNITY! PICK UR POISON...

Three Generals
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest. To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing 'Wild Blue Yonder', and then jump off!" "YES SIR!" replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention. The general dismisses him. "Now that's bravery!" exclaims the general. Ah, that's nothing," says the Admiral, "Seaman!" A seaman appears, "YES, SIR!!" "Take this weapon," as he offers him an M14, "Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing 'Anchors Aweigh.' Salute each of us, and jump off. "YES SIR!" replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly. "Now that's courage!" says t

Three Loves Have I
This was a poem my Dad wrote the year before he died and I treasure it I hope you love it as much as I do. Three Loves Have I Three loves have I, My wife, my child, my God He made the wonders of this earth From the sky to the soil we trod. He made the stars in the heaven, He made the roaring thunder, He made the miracles of love The most wonderful of wonders. He breathed into a piece of clay and said let there be life. He saw that I was all alone and Thus gave me my wife I love my wife for she stands by me Even when times are bad She comforts and encourages me When I am feeling sad She slaves for me she tends me needs And even has my baby Need I say much more of her My wife is quite a lady My child I love as fathers do I maybe should say children You see I’m blessed with more than one My God and wife has given Even when I scold them My heart is full of pain I realize kids will be kids

Three Dreams (what I Can Recall)
Ok, I need help. I look up stuff in a dream dictionary, some makes sense but I don't seem to realize the extent of it. Dream #1 - My apartment, my 4 yr old, my cat and myself. There is a pair of tigers, male and female, that have escaped from wherever they were kept. My daughter and I did our best to avoid them cuz for some reason we were outside. My daughter and I came upon the tigers accidentally. I saw that the female tiger had killed my cat. The male spotted us and attacked my daughter. I jumped on the male tiger and got my daughter away from him, then proceeded to hold both of the tigers down and was looking for help when I woke. Dream #2 - Somewhere between a bus and a fast food restaurant. My daughter, some guy I don't know but knew in my dream and myself. The guy hands me a $20 bill and I hold it while we wait in line. My daughter is standing next to me. Then some other guy steals the money right out of my hand. Being the only way I can feed my child I chase the guy, pi

Three Things....
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Three Friends Need Some Luv' !..demonchild & Happy Country Girl
Three very good friends of mine need to be shown some luv ....Ive known them All for some years now and I just adore them ... If you've got some time Please stop by All their pages and show them some luv .. This is DemonChild he's a Great guy with massive talent, an Excellent friend and all around Good guy ( no matter what he says he's a sweetie) and needs about 5,000 till he levels up to "pimp" DEMONCHILD@ fubar And then there's Happy Country girl .. Words cant express the beauty this women has .. she's sweet and caring and one of the most real people ive ever met on or offline .. She needs a lil more than He does but Hey between us all we can get her there in no time flat .. she's only 255,270ish away from being a henchmen Happy Country Girl@ fubar And we cant forget about The Universe tends to unfold as it should... a wonderful friend .. all around sweetheart that ive known for years( even got to meet him ) ...He needs 39,017 to level up to Assassin the u

Three Priests...
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh . Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. 'Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg.' He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.' Mortified, he too fled. 'Morons....' the third priest mutters and moves to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you. ' They took a bus........

Three Things To Remember
This is for a special friend, you know who you are: Three things to always remember: 1. Who loves you? I do 2. Who will never play head games? I won't 3. Who will always be here for you? I will Any other questions see 1-3 I love you, Babe.

Three Cheese Baked Pasta
Mozzarella, provolone and Parmesan cheeses are layered with cooked pasta, tart sour cream and tomato sauce flavored with onions and ground meat to make a deliciously hearty casserole. Prep Time: 20m Cook Time: 1h Ready in: 1h 20m Yield: 12 servings Ingredients 1 pound uncooked pasta 1 pound ground beef 1 onion, chopped 6 1/2 cups tomato pasta sauce 6 ounces provolone cheese, thinly sliced 1 1/2 cups sour cream 6 ounces mozzarella cheese, shredded 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook pasta in boiling water until al dente. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, cook ground meat and onion in a skillet over medium heat, stirring frequently, until meat is browned. Stir in pasta sauce, reduce heat, and simmer for 15 minutes. 3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x13 inch baking dish. Layer the ingredients in the prepared baking dish as follows: half of the cooked pasta, all the provolo

*three*
(Copied from Chelle's blog.) Three jobs I have had in my life: 1. Bait Shop Manager 2. Bonanza Steak House Hostess 3. Charge Nurse/Unit Manager Three movies I would watch over and over: 1. Hope Floats 2. Where the Heart Is 3. Walk the Line Three places I have lived: 1. RAF Fairford, (England) 2. Detroit, Michigan 3. Fort Walton Bch, Florida Three TV Shows that I watch: 1. House 2. Oprah's Big Give 3. Biggest Loser Three Places I have Visited: 1. Toronto,Canada (Hockey Hall of Fame) 2. London,England (Picadilly Circus) 3. Tijuana,Mexico (folks wanted to buy cheap turquoise, yeah thats it lol) Three Places I want to Visit: 1. Grand Canyon 2. Las Vegas 3. Alaska Three of my favorite foods (cuisine): 1. Turkey Enchillada's 2. Chicken Salad 3. Carrot Stix (w/Ranch Drsg) Three Weird Facts about me: 1. Af

Three Things In Life
3 Things that can never come back- 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain- 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard Work

Three Weeks To Go...
Well, slightly more than that, but yes. I-CON XVII (website) is taking place April 4th through 6th. It also happens to coincide with my birthday (April 5th). This means I'll be spending the weekend of my birthday in New York. I'll get to see old friends, my old neighborhood, and maybe even Ground Zero again. One thing's for sure: I'll have about a billion photos to upload when I get back. Watch for a new folder in my photo album...

Three Government Contractors...
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, '$2,700.' The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?' The New Jersey contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the f

Three Days Grace - Riot
If you feel so empty So used up so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so filthy so dirty so fucked up If you feel so walked on So painful so pissed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry Just get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot

Three Little Words
This is just for fun!! Repost and see what your friends would say to you! If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words. What would you say? Tell me and pass this on to see how many crazy answers you get...

The Three
hare rama Life is not just a pass on the subject of human profile it needs a bit better pace to carry on with to reach at self and the supreme on the subject of life, which needs a true and dedicated preceptor who can pave the way for a glorious life. There are three kind of help mostly life seek from its associates their in, first a physician who take care of good health in all circumstances then it is assistance as life alone can not carry on with out assistant than finally it is religious preceptor which matters a lot to life to take the life to its true pace and right direction. When a assistant, a physician and religious preceptor, all these three use pleasing words from fear or hope of reward, the result is that domination, health and faith, all the three drag down to earth. Hence it needs a realization to have a better mode of life to carry on with in its true pace. May god bless all on the subject of true life as human. Thanks please.

Three Wives
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home. The first man had just married a woman from Iowa and told her that she was going to do the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had just married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and food was on the table. The third man had just married a girl from Alabama . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swe

Three Hicks
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

Threesome-fenix Tx
And if there's nothing left to say I'll string you along until I get my way Use all those subtle inquiries Like I want to know if you aim to please And if you want to dance If she wants to lead, I won't mind Let's try this all again only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way, I'll do anything And one word is all I need And if You know it's all in your mind Take your time with this one You both deserve a good time In every position that I can think of If you want to dance, if she wants to leave I'll go out of my way. I'll do anything And one word is all I need Let's try this all again, only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way to make you believe That your love is all I need

Three Things For Americans To Ponder
1. The Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments T H E C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or othe

Threaded
Working through this mess in my head Trying to untangle the threads that have Somehow kept us bound. My heart still screams in agony The loss a searing pain in my life This burns in ways you can NEVER possibly know...

Threatened!
I just had to say something about this girl. [ fubar.com photo: 1006170476 ] She put threatening messages to me about me and my kids. I have captured the screen with the exact words she used. Then she blocks me so I cannot respond. She is so tough yet she won't let me respond? This is what she said to me after she came into the fubar support lounge cussing and acting ridiculous. I complimented the staff at how fast they got rid of her because I wanted to go check out her profile to see if she was retarded or something. I did NOT call her retarded, I just wanted to go see what kind of person would disrespect the support lounge like that. I wish I could get the page I captured onto here. The best I can do is post the conversation. Her 1st comments to me: ~Marylicio...: AND A DICK SUCKER LIKE UR SON watch what you say bitch ~Marylicio...: sorry SLUT ~Marylicio...: I LOVE THIS SHIT AND UR LIL DAUGHTER SAMANTHAS A ALUT ~Marylicio...: RETARDED? OK BITCH ,I JUST STOLE PICS OF

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now i know this is something that really just cant be planned or anything but damn i feel neglected... i have never had a threesome and i would like to have one BAD!! SMILES, every one i know both male and female have been in some sorta threesome action and to put it simply im FRECKIN JEALOUSE !! i shouldnt be but damn ... what to do, what to do?? i dont feel that i am a bad looking guy or anything and im pretty opean about alot of things i guess im just not that lucky !!

The Three Bears
to all the "Mama Bears" out there ...and friends.... Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin' cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that yo

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This is what's happening....BrattyBytch started a giveaway awhile back for a three day blast. I have to have 4500 more comments to get my blast. Pye needs 6080 comments to get her blast. BrattyBytch has been challenged by a friend...As soon as she gets down to 1,250,000 points away from her next level, she will get a free Happy Hour!!! Her next level is Godfather, so this will be a HUGE help for her. So0o0o0o0o0o0o0o......if you stop by and comment on my pic and Pye's pic, you're helping ALL three of us out at one time andddddddddddd you're getting points for YOURSELF!!!! I promise you that if you take the time to show us some luvin.....you will get some luvin in return!!! So if you don't mind, stop on by and drop us three friendly ladies some comments. Thankies and y'all have a WONDERFUL day!!!! Mary BrattyBytch ~ Forgotten Fu~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Happy Country Girl Pye

Three Man
Everyone starts off by rolling one die till someone rolls a three. This person then becomes the three man. The game then proceeds around the circle with people taking turns rolling the dice. The dice are only passed when someone rolls something that does not require drinking. Here is what each roll means: When dice total: - 3: Whoever is the three man must drink. If the three man rolls this then he may pass the title to a person of his choosing. - 7: Person to the right of "roller" drinks - 9: Person across from "roller" drinks - 10: Social...everyone drinks - 11: Person to the left of "roller" drinks Other dice combinations: - 4 & 1: Whoever rolls this become the Thumb-Master. They can place their thumb on the table whenever they want. The last person to do this must drink. The Thumb-Master can only change when someone else rolls a 4 & 1. - Doubles: When someone rolls double they give the dice to someone of their choosing. This person rolls the dice and must drink f

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How do you tell someone you love them with out saying those three special words. I don't know, I've racked my brain and haven't figured it out yet. But I can say this, those three special words don't even come close to describing how I feel about you. You have my heart, you have my mind, and you have my soul. And the day you have my body will be soon enough when we finally meet and run into each others arms and hold each other. With so much excitement and overflowing emotions finally culminating as we just hold each other and cry tears of joy. There are certain people in this world that most people never get to meet. These people are the very essence of a soul mate in ever respect of the word. When and if you're fortunate to meet this special person, you just know. Deep inside your heart beats so hard that it feels like it's going to pop out of your chest. You feel that tingle all over your body and in a very short amount of time you feel so close to this person. I feel

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Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in." The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either." The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it." "Very good!" said St. Peter. The blonde continued. "Now, every year, th

Three Things To Make U Think And Laugh
a joke: 1.im mad my moms ask me why i dont wear my ear rings any more. i told her that u dont have ear sex any more like the old days. my own Quoet; 1.it's ok if cat got ur tounge dog got ur butthole. see what u can make out of this: 1.u can get more flys with sugar water but u can pickle ur cucumber with vinger.

Three Kisses
One Kiss for yesterday that I may have forgotten. One Kiss for today for I'm Blessed. One Kiss for tomorrow to show I care beyond words for everyday I'm blessed to be with you. Written by M.Hesse AKA SavaDog All rights Reserved

Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river" Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof! ... He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Three Days Grace - Pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rath

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Three Problems True believers who wish to put all their faith in the Bible are faced with three problems: (1) How can one know which books are "inspired" and should be part of the scriptural canon? (2) How can one know which one — if any — of the existing contradictory manuscripts (MSS) of a given book preserves the "true" wording? (3) Assuming that one has the correct manuscript (MS) of a given book, how can one know what the particular Greek, Hebrew, or Aramaic words mean? As we shall see, there is no way these questions can be answered with absolute certainty. At best, believers must trust to the probabilities — not certainties — that arise from a scientific investigation of the facts surrounding the biblical texts and traditions. Believers will have to face the fact that there is no way at all to know which Bible to believe — let alone what to believe in it. Believers still have to put their "faith" in other human beings. Which Books? As just mentioned, the first problem b

The Three Letter Word
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Three Surfers Find A New Way To Drink -- Online
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Threatened
So yesterday I am picking up students for Randall Elementary, (I was one the run the day before and was "the mean bus driver" because I make them actually sit down and don't let them hang half way out the window) so I am picking them up and this parent comes over to the bus and very menacingly says, "You yelled at my daughter yesterday, when she was already sitting down. You will NOT do it again." So three times I try to tell him that either she was standing and I told her to sit down or, if she was sitting, I was probably talking to someone behind her, and three times he interrupted me saying, "You will NOT yell at my daughter" or "It will NOT happen again" each time getting more threatening. So finally I got tired of trying to be reasonable with a moron, gave a half nod, which he took for agreement, loaded up a late child and took off. What I REALLY wanted to say to him was, "Look asshole, if you can figure out a way to tell the kid in the back to sit down while you have 30-40 excite

Three Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. A Yankee, a Mexican, and a Texan. They go together with a White House official to examine the fence. The Yankee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Texan contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure!?!?" The Texan contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the Mexican to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. HA

Three Tests
THREE TESTS A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there...He approaches the bartender and asks him: "What's up with the jar?" Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests then you get all of the money." Man: "What are the three tests?" Bartender: Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar with the other bills... Bartender: "Ok, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You got to make things right for her." Man: "Well, I know I've paid my

Three Girlfriends
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!" The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to mov

Three Kisses
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Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks". To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Three Cheese Green Salad
Three Cheese Green Salad INGREDIENTS 1 large head leaf lettuce - rinsed, dried and torn into bite-size pieces 1 cup cubed Swiss cheese 1 cup crumbled feta cheese 1 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 1 cup toasted pecan pieces 1/2 cup olive oil 1/2 cup white balsamic vinegar 1 tablespoon Italian seasoning 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper DIRECTIONS Combine lettuce, Swiss cheese, feta cheese, Parmesan cheese and pecans in a large bowl. In a small bowl, whisk together oil, vinegar, Italian seasoning, and pepper. Add dressing to salad and toss well.

Three Months Of Being A New Mom
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'three Kick Rule'
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.' The old farmer replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.' The indignant lawyer said, 'I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.' The old farmer smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'' The lawyer asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?' The Farmer replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and the

Three Women
Three women are at a cocktail party. The first woman Says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera For two weeks," and then looks at the others with a Superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford." "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a Confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to Stand on one leg

Three Doors Down - Your Arms Feel Like Home
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The Three Basketball Players On The Roof
There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, standing on a burning roof in Indianapolis. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Notre Dame player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right. He hit the sidewalk with a splat. They then called to the IU player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. They said they liked IU better than Norte Dame. So he jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The IU player hit with a splat on the sidewalk. Then they called to the Purdue player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. The fire department said they hated IU and Notre Dame. He yelled back, "Lay the blanket down on the sidewalk, and then I'll jump!"

Three Wishe's
IF I HAD THREE WISHE'S I WOULD WISH TO TRADE LIVES WITH A PERSON SO LUCKY A WOMEN IN YOUR WIFE. JUST TO HAVE ONE DAY OF WAKING UP BESIDE YOU. LOOKING INTO THOSE SEXY EYES,TASTING YOUR MORNING LIPS. TO MAKE SLOW LOVE TO YOU. TILL WE COLLAPES INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS I WANT TO WATCH YOU SHOWER AND HELP WITH THE HARD TO REACH AREA'S (WINK WINK) I WILL MAKE YOUR BREAKFAST AND SEND YOU TO WORK WITH A KISS AND SMILE. I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE THAT PERSON YOU COME HOME TO AFTER WORK TO GREET WITH A HUG. WE CAN TALK OVER DINNER...ENJOY DESERT MUCH MUCH LATER (SMILE) I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTIFUL,KIND,CARING,GENTAL,HONEST,LOYAL,AND LOVING MAN YOU ARE. I WOULD LOVE THE CHANCE TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE AND ENJOY WHAT SHE HAS IF I HAD THREE WISHE'S. I WOULD GIVE AWAY YWO , BECAUSE THE ONLY THING I WANT IN THIS WORLD, IS ONE CHANCE WITH YOU!

Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then tur

Three Short Guys
Three very short guys, Tom Dick and Harry, were talking among themselves: Tom ( taller of the three) : I may be short, but my dad was so tall that whenever he went to watch a baseball match he didn’t need to enter the stand. He would just stand outside the Stadium and watch the game. Dick (shorter) : Well,my dad didn’t need to go to the stadium. He would just stand in his backyard and watch the game. Harry(shortest) :When your dad was standing in his backyard his head always felt something really soft which happenned to be my dad’s balls.

Three Men Stranded On An Island
Three guys get stranded on an island, they have 2 dollars among them. 1 guy takes a dollar with him and says hes going to go get food, he comes across a vending machine, theres a hamburger, a soda , and a blowjob, the guy says, im really hungry, im really thirsty but im really horny. So he gets the blowjob, the second guy leaves with one dollar and comes across the same vending machine, the man says im reall hungry, im really thirsty, but im really horny, so he gets the blowjob. they all meet back at the campsite and show all each other what they have, the first 2 men, dont have anything, but the third guy says " i found 2 dollars"

Three Wishes
O.K. - This just something that is just for fun and it doesn't have any right or wrong answers If you were stranded on a desserted island and the only thing in sight (besides water, sand, and a palm tree) was an old lamp, and this lamp had a jeannie in it,and the jeannie wants to grant you 3 wishes for releasing her from the lamp. What would your 3 wishes be? Be honest, and there is no right or wrong answers - this is just for fun

Three Verses To The Third Power
“And the king Ahasuerus laid a tribute upon the land, and upon the isles of the sea.” The tenth and final chapter of the book of Esther doesn’t end with the death of any principal character but rather something the king imposed throughout the Persian Empire. Considering its seeming departure from the rest of the book’s theme, it seems an abrupt ending. But on a closer look at the whole story, we see that verse one describes how the absolute monarch Xerxes I [the Greek and better-known form of his Persian name, just as Ahasuerus is the Hebrew form] raised revenue – what Haman originally proposed to the king in chapter three by bringing all the income from confiscated property into the king’s treasuries. Chapter three, particularly verse nine, details how this would have worked, and Haman almost got away with it. However, the Jews he’d targeted weren’t happy about it, and when the enormity of their proposed extermination was made known first to Mordecai and then to Esther, t

Three Weeks
Goodness! Three weeks (give or take) since I last posted a blog on here...time flies! I got really bogged down with all the stuff I needed to do prior to getting the kids back to school then had a surprise two week holiday sprung on me by my husband which was lovely. We spent a couple of weeks at a vineyard in the south of France with our youngest two kids and had a lovely, relaxing time. I think my man was trying to break my addicition to cock by starving me of it but it just made me crave it even more!! I went out one night for some fresh air and met an Irish guy who was staying in one of the rooms at the vineyard with his girlfriend (we were in a little, cute stone cottage in the grounds). We ended up in a little pub getting drunk on ridiculously cheap vino then shagging in a field nearby! I don't know what he said to his girlfriend but my man was asleep when I got in so the subject didn't arise! When I got home (earlier this week) I was itching for a sesh but everyone see

Three Black Ladies On A Plane
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked? The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.' 'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.'

Threads
These are thoughts/threads from posts I have started. Found them interesting to some degree. Topic: Rita Lasar on 9/11-Inspirational Speech Cali66 Joined Fri 06/22/07 Posts: 1541 Thu 09/11/08 01:12 AM Q'Orianka Kilcher reads Rita Lasar, "To Avoid Another September 11, U.S. Must Join the World" (September 5, 2002) Her brother was killed on Sept. 11th. (Rita Lasar) www.vimeo.com/1388315 Quote | Reply kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3441 Thu 09/11/08 01:41 AMYou join the world, I am going to stay American Report Post | Quote | Reply Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 3846 Thu 09/11/08 01:43 AMQUOTE: You join the world, I am going to stay American Ditto. I refuse to bow down to a terrorists demands to believe in their cult (yes I said cult) or they will kill me. BRING IT ON! The first one that sets foot on my doorstep will get taken care of, I guarantee it. Edited by Spaceman200

Three "working" Days Later...
So I did it. I started working online at MFC. It’s a great, very model friendly site. At least from what I’ve heard and experienced so far. There is the occasional asshole, but I’ve seen more good than evil in this scenario. Not exactly what I was expecting. I earn 50%, which is better by far than any other site I’ve looked into and so far by regular means have made a serious killing. The only thing that’s been irking me is people are very fickle. Let me rephrase…men are very fickle. I’m sorry, but if you don’t specify what you want and exactly how you want it before we go in to private I won’t know what to do and I will take the time to find out so I can make your experience as good as it can possibly be. I’m a cam girl for Christ sakes not a damn mind reader. Don’t get mad at me if YOU didn’t take the time to tell me what you wanted before hand and I take the time to ask to make sure I get it right. They aren’t all assholes of course. A lot of the guys on there are sweeter than

Three Years Cancer-free
Today marks the 3rd anniversary of the surgery that removed the liver cancer from my body before it spread to my lungs and killed me. Its been a very odd 3 years. At times I remember who I was before all of this happened and I don't know what was the better path for my life. I've gotten in better shape since I was cured and I took school much more seriously but at the same time, everything is different. Every high five and every kiss, every little moment of interaction means a little bit more. It was all so close to being gone and I have to appreciate that I can somehow still enjoy all of these things. At the same time, I miss my old life. I miss being in the Army every day. My best friend is being deployed to the Land of Stan (Afghanistan) this week for a year and I'm going to miss him very much. At the same time though... I'm really fucking jealous that he gets to go. I want to go to war. I was made for it, bred for it and I was damn good at my job when I was in the se

Three For The Price Of One!
THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! Help is needed! Show these three AWESOME people some Fu Love! R/F/A and/or Bling them! You just may regret it if you don't! ~RebelBreed™~ 5.8 MIL from Disciple! Hitman6 FOUNDER OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~ AND PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMB SQUAD 2.7K to Godfather! BIGDAWG69~Founder Chopper Bikers Club~ 2.8K to Godfather! POINTS TO LEVEL ARE APPROXIMATE AS PEOPLE ARE BOMBING THEM TO GET THEM LEVELED ANY AND ALL HELP IS NEEDED AND VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!

Three Months And One Week
im sorry things had to end this way im sorry that i listen to people when they have a valid opinion dont be mad at me for that its just how i am i feel horrible enough for things ending this way it probably hurts you more than it hurts me because of what you're going through please don't cry it makes it harder or at least wait until we hang up stop asking questions and explanations i can't give them to you right now i don't want to talk about them you know how i am when i feel like it you'll know all the reasons i really hate hurting you like this but it hurt me too lets not end like this...... i know you still love and care for me but its killing us both.... i need to sort out my life you need to sort out yours its for the best goodbye for now.

Three Days Grace - Over And Over
I feel it everyday it's all the same It brings me down but I'm the one to blame I've tried everything to get away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to It feels like everyday stays the same It's dragging me down and I can't pull away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to Over and over, over and over You make me fall for you Over and over, over and over You don't even try So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead I know what's best for me But I want you instead I'll keep on wasting all my time Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to Over and over, over and over You make me fall for you Over and over, over and over You don't

Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.' Poof! . God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 'If at first you don't succeed, do it th

Three Libras Lyrics
3 Libras lyrics - A Perfect Circle lyrics 3 Libras Video - A Perfect Circle Music Videos Music Videos by VideoCure threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.

Threesome
Threesome Golf Joke Good Clean Joke Moses and Jesus are part of a Threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulls up to the tee and drives a long one. The ball lands on the fairway, but rolls directly toward a water trap. Quickly, Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball rolls to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It lands right in the center of the pond and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the water and chips the ball right up onto the green. Then, the third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there, it bounces onto the roof of a shack close by and rolls down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the fore mentioned pond. On the way to the p

Three New Games Added To The Pixel Castle!
Hello 3 new games were added to The Pixel Castle! JadaBug and Mario Racing Tournament are platform games and 3d Racing Craze a 3d driving game with very nice graphics. Check them out! 3d Racing Craze Mario Racing Tournament JadaBug Subscribe to the RSS Feed at The Pixel Castle and get notified when new games are added. RSS Feed! Also check out the new Online Store here!

Three Day Contest!!! Win A Blast!!
CONTEST!!! The highest bidder for me as of 10pm (est) November 23rd will get one 30 day blast as a gift from me!!! I will be the final judge as to who the winner is. The bids are time stamped, so it should be easy enough. Any bids after that time will not be counted. Just to show you that I am a nice guy, second place will get a 7 day blast and third place bidder will get a 3 day blast! And finally, I will give three 1 day blasts to three more lucky folks out there! You do not even have to bid on me to win these! Just post a picture salute to me “Buck” and drop me a note to tell me where to find it. I will base my decision on your enthusiasm and creativity here. All of this ends at the same time, so be quick! Well, that’s five separate blasts up for grabs! Good Luck! Thank you and Happy Bidding!

Three New Games Added To The Pixel Castle!
Two nice point and click adventure/puzzle games, Retardo and the Iron Golem and House, and one arcade game, Rudolphs Kick n' Fly. Check them out. The links will open in a new window. -> Retardo and the Iron Golem -> House -> Rudolphs Kick n' Fly Rudolphs Kick n' Fly is funny if you like kick elf's with a reindeer and watching them fly! Over 300+ games to play now for free at The Pixel Castle Have a super day!

Three Pints Of Guinness ...
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, an

The Three R's -retribution, Restitution And Revenge.
AHH, The three R's Retribution, Restitution and Revenge. How sweet and painful the thought; heroin for the heart. The anger feeds upon itself I relish the pain. And what is the price we pay, the annihilation being so complete? What is left when thoughts and dreams and loves are gone? And still another day Rises and sets devoured by Rage. I Raise my head and scream. It is my Right! I have been wronged! Time does not heal; I have refused it's comfort, Robbed of innocence and hope I clamor for restitution; I want revenge! My new dreams have murderous undertones, The screams of the wicked drowned by the laughter of the righteous. Eventually unrecognizable each of their faces bleeds into the next. I am weary, My grasp on this fantasy weakens. I have not the stomach nor the heart left; I am destroyed. But can I become the oruobus? Only by his own destruction does he continue to grow. Nursed on fear and injustice he was fattened with my hate. Those other faces long gone

Three Ladies In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. � A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. � SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. � � THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. � THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.

The Three Ravens
"The Three Ravens" There were three ravens sat on a tree, They were as black as they might be. The one of them said to his make, "Where shall we our breakfast take?" "Down in yonder greené feild There lies a knight slain under his shield; "His hounds they lie down at his feet, So well they their master keep; "His hawks they flie so eagerly, There's no fowl dare him come nigh." Down there comes a fallow doe As great with young as she might go. She lift up his bloudy head And kist his wounds that were so red. She got him up upon her back And carried him to earthen lake. She buried him before the prime, She was dead herself ere evensong time. God send every gentleman Such hounds, such hawks, and such a leman.

Threesomes...
This guy is staying for business at my hotel, til the 12th. He is in his early 30s, we chit chat sometimes. He hinted once that he goes out alone all the time to the bars (and he does, it hurts to see him come back by himself, since he is not from Chicago). He snooped around, and on Wed asked me to let him know when I decide to go out next time. My coworker/friend and I decided to take him out to Chicago on Wednesday, so I left him a note with my email, sayin to let me know if he wants to come with. So he hasn't emailed yet, and I wonder if he was like "WTF??", gettin all creeped out at my note. This is NOT a threesome date, pervs, we just don't want him to suffer.

Three Alarm Breakfast Casserole
Three Alarm Breakfast Casserole Add a Photo Submitted by: munchkingrammy A good dose of crushed red pepper give this breakfast casserole a burst of heat--reduce the red pepper for a milder version. Ingredients 1 16 oz bag frozen hashbrowns, thawed 1 lb hot sausage, crumbled, browned and drained 1 lb jar double cheddar cheese sauce (I like Ragu) 2 4.5 oz cans chopped green chilies 16 oz sour cream 3 tbsp crushed red pepper 1 tbsp salt 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese Save Recipe Print This Recipe Add to my Recipe File Create CookbookInteract Recommend Add a Photo Comment on This Recipe Method Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients, except cheddar cheese, in a very large mixing bowl. Pour into a greased 9 X 13 pan and bake 30 minutes. Top with cheddar cheese and bake an additional 10 minutes. Notes: Easy on the crushed red pepper if your guests are not as adventurous as my family. Number of Servings: 16

Three Little Words
Three Little Words Three little words, they can be the most joyous words any man or woman can hear they can move mountains divide the seas those three little words, carry with them a meaning a passion that can only be felt by those who share it those three little words can bring a smile on a cloudy day bring a tear to an eye for those three little words can also bring with them pain for with those words can come suffering but know that those three little words can only bring what the heart truly means those three little words... I Love You. Christopher Wayne Rhea Copyright ©2009 Christopher Wayne Rhea

01.12.09 - Three Doors Down - Kryptonite
SONG VERSION BELOW Three Doors Down - Kryptonite (2) (1) - three doors down LYRICS BELOW Well, I took a walk around the world To ease my troubled mind I left my body lying somewhere In the sands of time Well, I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon I feel there's nothin' I can do Yeah I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon After all, I knew it had to be somethin' To do with you I really don't mind what happens now and then As long as you'll be my friend at the end If I go crazy Then will you still call me Superman If I'm alive and well Will you be there holdin' my hand I'll keep you by my side with My superhuman might Kryptonite You called me strong You called me weak But still your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head If not for me, then you'd be dead I picked you up and put you Back on solid ground If I go crazy Then will y

Three Words
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THREE WORDS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When life sucks shit theres only one thing to do, go up to the girl you love and say...I LOVE YOU. If that doesnt work, then you will only get hurt. If you get hurt and wish you were dead, then think about those three words that she once said. ~stray (c)1985

Threesome
When the prospect of a threesome comes up, most men naturally assume it's going to be him, his gf and her fit mate,right? I wonder if the idea is quite so appealing when he finds that it's just the one woman...and his not so fit mate?

The Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Rational You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The

Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Guardian You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test

Three
Dream Agian The smell of diesel fuel aloft into my nose as we prepare to travel, as still photographs in a scrap book looking out the window with each hour passes by. Everything is set back into real time motion, we are turning. I can hear a few horns honking, my body pushes forward almost in slow motion, but just before my body hits into the back-end of the seat that is directly in front of me. I am transferred, Here i am in this car... I hear my self saying "SHIT, FUCK, FUCK!!" I am watching as a truck collides into the back-end of the bus and the bus swerves due to loss of control. It slams into a building 2 white unmarked vans pull up, people get out of them as the side door had open, dressed in camo jump-suits and masks over their face I escape this host, i now find my self in this tin-can like vehicle.. kinda dark But not really, we rush out. I have a gun in my hand, hiding on the side of a left behind vehicle Smoke is everywhere, part of the building has c

Three Fifty Am
Music on the stereo, Cigarette butts in the ashtray, Empty beer cans strewn, Whisky glass half empty, Or half full, Numbing of my mind and senses, I sit alone and all the signs show, Insomnia returns, My love sleeps away from me, And has been for many hours, My mind slurs, Vision wavers, But yet sleep still evades me, Depression waits at the door, At least until the lights go out, Nine minuets to four, The clock ticks away more slowly arms stand still, Half a can left, Words scream around my head and fall on to the page, All at once realising life will change come sunrise, About to be left again, If only you could see how much I love you, And want to protect you from harm, To show you true happiness, To give you the moon and stars, To give you the universe you deserve, All the riches that life in happiness has to offer you, Never to break your heart or hurt you, As many before, You’re my goddess to be worshipped and revered, To save you to save me, Time t

Three Years
Three years ago today my cousin, jonathan was killed in a car wreck, i was there when it happened, not cool. The bastards at my church said it was drug related, but he had just gotten clean, so that wasn't the case. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

Three Days Grace- Lets Start A Riot
If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so filthy So dirty so fucked up If you feel so walked on So painful so pissed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry Just get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot

Three Albums
ok i have three albums of pictures i took in Guatemala, Amsterdam, Yukon And British Columbia. 1100 plus pics to rate that ya don't see everyday or ever!!! I don;t normally beg for rates or even pay folks to rate my stuff but i am leavin for a month to go back to guatemala and well the points whore in me has come out. lol seriously thou i don;t think ya will be dissappoimted in rating those albums thanks again Happy Hooker Howey!!!!

Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits do

Three Days After The Chosen One Birth….
Three days after the Chosen One birth Draco went to bed, he had to rest for the rising of another night, she was to brought down, he was to see and watch her coming into the family, but what of her allurement upon him. He shut his door, he fell back onto his bed, he stared at the ceiling for hours, he moved to hope soon sleep would ease his thoughts about the new heir, he knew the heir was female, she had touched his face, but what else did she do to him that made him stir with need to be near or around her, he ached for her. He rolled over again; he rose and beat the pillows. He fell back. A haunting wind of lust stir about the day, she rose and flung the balcony doors open, she stood within the sun looking across the way, she smiles and leap onto the roof, she runs about smelling his sense, she crawled down the back side of the house that held the edges of death to the ocean, but she moved like well train vampire upon the wall fearing no death upon her essence. Her heart was

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Van 2. CC 3. VTG3 Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Night Manager of a bowling alley 2. Pro Shop Manager 3. CCTV Installer Three Places I have lived 1. Banning, CA 2. Calimesa, CA 3. Shortsville, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Heroes 2. Bleach 3. Robot Chicken Three places I have been 1. Canada 2. Mexico 3. My back yard Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Nobody 2. No one 3. I don't get regular e-mails Three of my favorite foods 1. Fettuccine Alfredo 2. Steak 3. Cornish Gamehen Three things I would like to do 1. Be rich 2. Be happy 3. Help others to be happy Three friends I think will respond 1. Robyn 2. Slave 3. Crystal if she's

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. John 2. Dad 3. Sir Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Network Engineer 2. Produce Clerk 3. Busboy Three Places I have lived 1. Raleigh NC 2. Berlin GE 3. Walker LA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Family Guy 2. Futurama 3. Southpark Three places I have been 1. Empire State Building (NYC) 2. Jackson Square (NOLA) 3. Grant Park (Chicago) Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My Sister 2. My Brother 3. My Boss Three of my favorite foods 1. BBQ Ribs 2. Catfish 3. Shrimp Three things I would like to do 1. Finish restoring at least ONE of my projects 2. Get a degree 3. Pay off all my debts Three friends I think will respond 1. Not many people are

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Deacon 2. Dad 3. Greg Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Boat Engineer 2. Label press operator 3. rental agent (Hertz) Three Places I have lived 1. Milwaukee 2. Las Vegas 3. in a swamp Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Cold case files 2. Most Evil 3. David Letterman Three places I have been 1. Hoover Dam 2. Bourbon street 3. Museum of Science and Industry Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. i get fubar mail from people does that count? 2. 3. Three of my favorite foods 1. Salad 2. Macaroni and cheese 3. Tacos/fajitas Three things I would like to do 1. Receive a 500 ton captain license 2. Buy a house 3. get laid Three friends I think will r

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Missy 2. Mom 3. Mistletoe Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. cashier 2. bookkeeper 3. logistics clerk Three Places I have lived 1. Columbus, OH 2. Circleville, OH 3. Orient, OH Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Raw 2. Smackdown 3. Tom and Jerry Three places I have been 1. Colorado 2. Fenton Glass Factory in WV 3. Nashville, TN Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Pia 2. Lu 3. Bill Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Lobster 3. Chicken Three things I would like to do 1. Go to Nursing school 2. Make alot of money 3. Pay off all my debts Three friends I think will respond 1. Chad (Maybe) 2. Pia (again maybe) 3. ?? Things I am looking f

Three Share
Okay you all know how this goes! Copy and paste all this then erase my answers and put your own in and reply then post in your own blog entry! Three Names I go by 1. Jared 2. Jay 3. Jaybird Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Customer Service Rep 2. Cashier 3. Paper Boy Three Places I have lived 1. Bound Brook, New Jersey 2. Port Saint Lucie, Florida 3. Cookeville, Tennessee Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Monday Night Raw 2. Friday Night Smackdown 3. Code Monkey's Three places I have been 1. Pennsylvania 2. Georgia 3. Michigan Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My friend Amber 2. Sex Sites 3. Daily Strength.org Three of my favorite foods 1. Chinese Food 2. Steak 3. Triple Fudge Brownies Three things I would like to do 1. Go to a live WWE event 2. Get laid for hours on end 3. Kick George Bush in the crotch Three friends I think will respond 1. Dont Know 2. Havent a Clue 3. Not Sure Things I am looking forward to 1. My Bir

Three Words
3 Words Three words, not long ones but huge in their impact and often confusing in their meaning. They can fill you with joy, they can knot you up with fear. Their definition is different for many, do they mean “My life is complete with you”, “I will do anything to make you smile” or just “I am glad you are a part of my life”? They can be frustrating and confusing. When do you use them? Who do you say them to? You say them to your parents, to your kids, to those close to you. When you hear them, you know the person who spoke them thinks of you. And that may be the most important meaning of all.

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Sherry 2. Sherry Boo 3. Boo Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Secretary 2. Babysitter 3. Promoter Three Places I have lived 1. Kentucky 2. Georgia 3. Back to Kentucky Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Dexter 2. House Hunters 3. The Tudors Three places I have been 1. Alaska 2. Canada 3. Mexico Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My nephew Jason 2. Candice 3. Lyndsay Three of my favorite foods 1. Fresh tomatoes 2. Chicken taco salad 3. Baked potato Three things I would like to do 1. Travel more 2. Get a new car 3. Spend more time with my friend Erica Three friends I think will respond 1. Crystal 2. Tawny {if she is around} 3. Ash won't.

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. hey you 2. hey there 3. billy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. ac tech 2. pizza delivery 3. bud distribution center Three Places I have lived 1. PA 2. FL 3. NC Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Animal Planet 2. South Park 3. Discovery Channel Three places I have been 1. All over the country excluding Hawaii 2. my bathroom 3. mental ward Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. no 2. one 3. e-mails me Three of my favorite foods 1. pizza 2. chicken 3. steak Three things I would like to do 1. cure cancer 2. go be with my dad 3. meet someone that is Real Three friends I think will respond 1. Postal Florist 2. Peace & all that 3. Things I am

Threesomes I Share
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Bonz 2. Dean 3. Daddy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Access/Security Administrator (I.T. Guy) 2. Restaurant Manager 3. French Sous Chef Three Places I have lived 1. Buffalo, NY 2. Santa Monica, Calif. 3. Malibu, Calif. Three TV Shows that I watch 1. New Adventures of Old Christine 2. The Tonight Show 3. Sponge Bob Square Pants Three places I have been 1. Niagra Falls 2. Hawaii 3. Mexico Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Person #1 from work 2. Person #2 from work 3. Person #3 from work Three of my favorite foods 1. Sushi 2. Pizza 3. Mexican Three things I would like to do 1. Scuba dive the Great Barrier Reef 2. Stay in one of those gla

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Monica 2. Sweetie 3. Mon Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Pic-N-Save 2. Wal-Mart 3. DSA being a PSA Three Places I have lived 1. GA 2. AL 3. IN Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Real World 2. 106 And Park 3. ABDC Three places I have been 1. My bed, lol. 2. Flordia 3. Your house, lol. Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Adam 2. April 3. Lauren Three of my favorite foods 1. Chinese 2. Pizza 3. Mexican Three things I would like to do 1. Sky Dive 2. Fall in love (True real love) 3. Smoke weed with Snoop or Lil Wayne, lol. Three friends I think will respond 1. Adam 2. April 3. Ashley Things I am looking forward to 1. Lil Wayne 2. Movin

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jai 2. Baby 3. Hun Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Douche 2. Father figure 3. Jai Three Places I have lived 1. Reality 2. Fubar 3. Sleep Three TV Shows that I watch 1. News 2. The Office 3. DVDs of TV shows Three places I have been 1. Who 2. Thefuck 3. Cares Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. eMail?!? 2. ... 3. ...... Three of my favorite foods 1. Meatloaf w/ gravy 2. Omellettes, LOADED! 3. Chips Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Sleep in. 3. Sleep forever. Three friends I think will respond 1. Wat? 2. Huh? 3. Who?!? Things I am looking forward to 1. Quick death 2. Free sam'mich day at Quiznos 3. Sleep.

Threesome Tag
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Threesomes
Reasoning: I am fucking bored. Reasoning Part II: Everybody else is doing it, and I'm a whore, so why not? Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. GTFO 2. Shut up 3. Dagorath Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Cleaner of Aeroplanes 2. IT professional 3. Professional masturbator Three Places I have lived 1. London 2. Kent 3. Wales Three TV Shows that I watch 1. ??? 2. ??? 3. ??? Three places I have been 1. Switzerland (lots of places therein) 2. Netherlands 3. Canada Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Errrr... nobody 2. Still nobody 3. Hasn't been long enough for 2 to change Three of my favorite foods 1. Cheese & tomato pie 2. Spaghetti bolognese 3. Lasagne Three t

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jim 2. James 3. Slim Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Carpenter 2. HVAC Tech. 3. Chef Three Places I have lived 1. Florida 2. Arizona 3. Vegas baby!! Three TV Shows that I watch 1. HBO 2. Skinemax 3. Showtime (I only watch movies) Three places I have been 1. Tombstone Arizona 2. Mexico 3. Las Vegas Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My sister 2. My son 3. Susie (best friend) Three of my favorite foods 1. anything w/ Alfredo 2. veggies 3. all Mexican foods Three things I would like to do 1. get a friggen job!! 2. meet a good (available) woman 3. Go to Cancun Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. Idea 3. whatsoever.(thanks

Threesome Tag
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Angel 2. Minni 3. D Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Aerobic instructor 2. Admin Assist 3. MA Three Places I have lived 1. Vegas 2. Florida 3. Jersey Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Ncis 2. Dollhouse 3. Ghost whisper Three places I have been 1. Florida 2. Colorado 3. Jersey Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Boss 2. Mike 3. Hubby Three of my favorite foods 1. Pizza 2.Home made pasta 3. Gummy bears Three things I would like to do 1. Be happy 2. Lose my weight 3. Have more sex Three friends I think will respond 1. Vindi 2. kevin 3. enxy Things I am looking forward to 1. Summer 2. Sex 3. having monday off

Threesomes.... Sadly Not A Dirty Thing
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. *side note i am participating only with the understanding that i don't have to be honest serious and very openly sarcastic Three Names I go by 1. mine 2. dysskrasia 3. and now i am even bozo Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. us army 2. bar fly 3. whore... only sometimes i gotta make that green too Three Places I have lived 1. appartment 2. house 3. your closet Three TV Shows that I watch 1. house 2. the sheild 3. becker Three places I have been 1. couch 2. bathroom 3. kitchen Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. fubar shop *asses think everything i do is nsfw* 2. random and often scary looking strangers *hides* 3. other then that mostly sb no emails Three of my favor

Threesomes
hreesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. angela 2. ang 3. HO Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. HR Director 2. Silk Screener 3. Art Gallery sales whore Three Places I have lived 1. Wiamea Bay, Oahu, HI 2. Healdsburg, California 3. Boston, MA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Masterpiece Theater 2. Rock of Love 3. Little House on the Prairie Three places I have been 1. DISNEYLAND 2. Jeffreys Bay, South Africa 3. Marakesh, Morocco Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Wolfnek- non fubar 2. Jay Adams-non fubar 3. Ash Three of my favorite foods 1. CEREAL!!!! 2. naan 3. Chicken and Waffles Three things I would like to do 1. go skating 2. move 3. make a chocolate souffle Three friends I t

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. MOMMY 2. TAMMI 3. MIMI Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. MOTHER 2. DRIVER 3. SERVER Three Places I have lived 1. TEXAS 2. KENTUCKY 3. GEORGIA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CN 2.DISNEY 3. BOOMERANG (I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN) Three places I have been 1. STONE MOUNTAIN 2. GRAND CANYON 3. LOST CAVE Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. NICKY 2. LEEANNA 3.RICHARD Three of my favorite foods 1. BBQ SANDWICHES 2. CEREAL 3. MY HOMECOOKED CHICKEN Three things I would like to do 1. GET MY EX OFF MY BACK 2. GET MY DIVORCED FINALIZED 3. GO TO GERMANY Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. Idea 3. whatsoever.(thanks Sho)(THANKS, YANKEE) Th

Threesomes Tag
hreesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Kloverlynn 2. kloverkunt 3. Kerry Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Surgical Nurse 2. ER/Trauma nurse 3. dancer..yes know that will get me bashed Three Places I have lived 1.Denver, Co 2. Las Vegas , NV 3. Tulsa, OK Three TV Shows that I watch 1. House 2. Heroes 3. Eleventh Hour Three places I have been 1. Buffalo, NY 2. Cao San Lucas, MX 3. Darmstadt, Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Johnny 2. 514 3. Death Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Chicken of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. fuckin

Threesome Tag
Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new blog, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Door 2. Cricket 3. Jeff Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Digital Assets manager (fancyshmancy title) 3. DJ (and not one for a lounge) Three Places I have lived 1. Salem, MA 2. Salem, MA 3. Wakefield, MA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Trust Me 3. UFC Three places I have been 1. Rebublic of Kiribati (1200 miles south of Hawaii) 2. Amsterdam 3. Vienna, Austria Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. my co-worker in NYC 2. my friend in Australia 3. my dad Three of my favorite foods 1. Italian 2. Chinese 3. pink tacos Three things I would like to do 1. win the lottery 2. have a healthy baby #2 3. Have much more sex Three friends I think will r

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Susie 2. Nana 3. Mom Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Real Estate Stage-er 3. Business owner Three Places I have lived 1. Chipley Fl. 2. Panama City Beach Fl. 3. Pompane Beach Fl. Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Oprah 2. Dr. Phill 3. American Idol Three places I have been 1. Earth 2. Heaven on Earth 3. Hell on Earth Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My friend Juniper 2. My Daughter Teri 3. Jim (My best friend) Three of my favorite foods 1. Chocolate! 2. Salad 3. Pizza Three things I would like to do 1. Stop smoking,,,again 2. Meet a good (available) Man 3. Stop worrying about my kids Three friends I think will respond

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Ally 2. Ally boo boo 3. Strawberry Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. caiterer 2. Warehouse Asst Manager 3. clerk Three Places I have lived 1. NC 2. NC 3. NC - do you see a trend? Three TV Shows that I watch 1. NCIS-i love abbey 2. the girls next door 3. not a show but a station- noggin....i have a toddler! Three places I have been 1. Pittsburgh, PA 2. Myrtle Beach, SC - every summer!! 3. Duck Town, TN - white water rafting Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. my sis 2. my mom 3. and spammers Three of my favorite foods 1. italian 2. broccoli 3. apples Three things I would like to do 1. go back to school 2. buy a new house 3. figure out wh

Threesomes Cause Sarah Did It
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Heather 2. Momma 3. Bitch Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Petland 2. Schlotskys 3. Walgreens Three Places I have lived 1. Dallas 2. Austin 3. Tucson Three TV Shows that I watch 1. How I met your mother 2. The Office 3. Anything my sister DVRs for me Three places I have been 1. Vegas 2. Disneyworld 3. Grand Canyon Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My aunt 2. Mark my best gay friend 3. Some african guy asking for money who wants to give me his family fortune. Three of my favorite foods 1. BLTS 2. Coffee 3. Avocados Three things I would like to do 1. Win the lottery 2. Travel around the US on a motorcycle 3. Travel around the world

Threesome Cuz I Am Bored
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Alien 2. ADS 3. Jerkface Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Clerk at a Record Shop 2. Dishwasher 3. Graphic Designer Three Places I have lived 1. NM 2. AZ 3. State of Confusion Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Big Love 2. Entourage 3. True Blood Three places I have been 1. Puerto Rico 2. St. Martin 3. Cancun Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Steve 2. Salespeople 3. Billyboy Three of my favorite foods 1. Corndogs 2. Pizza 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Road trip around the US 2. Skydive 3. cliff dive Three friends I think will respond 1. i think i am the last one on the web to do it 2. see above 3. " Things I am look

Threesomes Stolen From Aliendogstar
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Morgan 2. Pie 3. Morg Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Concert Venue 2. Laser Quest 3. Pizza delivery driver/AGM Three Places I have lived 1. North Pole 2. Igloo 3. Santa's Bed Three TV Shows that I watch 1. NCIS 2. Criminal Minds 3. Supernatural Three places I have been 1. Myrtle Beach 2. Gettysburg 3. Atlantic City Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Barb 2. Mom 3. School Three of my favorite foods 1. Chicken Parmigiana 2. Cajun Chicken Alfredo 3. Taco salad Three things I would like to do 1. Get my Masters in Criminal Justice 2. Get my degree in Mortuary Science 3. Go to Lucedio Abbey in Italy Three friends I think will respond

Threesomes --evrybody's Doing Them
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1.Bang 2. rockhead 3 E & J Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Security 2. retail 3. fireman (i wish) Three Places I have lived 1. Southern Cali 2. Alaska 3. Texas Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Sportscenter 2. House 3. Spongebob Three places I have been 1. Anchorage 2. Colmbia , south carolina 3. Dallas Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Fubar 2. porn sites 3. spam Three of my favorite foods 1. Lasagna 2. Pineapple 3. Buritto Three things I would like to do 1. Travel 2. Play in the NBA 3. Have sexual relations Three friends I think will respond 1. Tawny 2. Tawny 3. Tawny (3 diff people i swear) Things I am looking forward to 1. Movi

Threesome Blog
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1.Cory 2. Cory 3.Cory Three Jobs I have had in my life 1.Mechanic 2. Carpenter 3. Weaver Three Places I have lived 1. Lavonia 2. Toccoa 3. Lavonia Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Gunsmoke 2. CSI NY 3. Law&Order SVU Three places I have been 1. Panama City Beach 2. Myrtle Beach 3. New Orleans Three people that text me regularly 1. Kit 2.Weirick (Why-Rick) 3. My friend Michael Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pizza 3. Cheeseburgers Three things I would like to do 1.See Georgia win National Championship. 2.Fix my wifes pain 3.Ride a bull Three friends I think will respond 1.Damed if 2. I 3. know Things I am looking forward to 1.Meeting D

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Johnny 2. John 3. Stud Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Radio DJ 2. Language instructor 3. Money Teller Three Places I have lived 1. West Palm Beach, FL 2. Feldkirch, Austria 3.Attica, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Cold case 3. The First 48 Three places I have been 1. Holland 2. Switzerland 3. Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Kerry 2. Kristen 3. Angela Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pasta of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. Harry 2. Long 3. Johnson Things I am looking forward

Threesomes Share
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Miss Kiki 2. Kiki 3. Vapid Chubbicunt Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Nanny 2. Mommy 3. Caterer Three Places I have lived 1.Mercer Island, WA 2. Port Washington, NY 3. Hot Springs, AR Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. The Tudors 3. Ghost Whisperer (shutup..she's hot and you know it) Three places I have been 1. Ensenada Mexico 2. Catalina Island 3. Washington, DC Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Dirty Red 2. Celena 3. Scofield used to...waaah. Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Italian food (yes I know how to make it) 3. Home made Mexican food...fuck taquerias. Three things I would like to do 1. Heal 2. Bathe 3. Eat Three fri

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Ms. Sassy 2. Sassy 3. T Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. CNA 2. CPHT 3. Accountant Three Places I have lived 1. Kingston, TN 2. Jacksonville, FL 3. New Orleans, LA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. American Idol (well I fell asleep in the chair watching it, does that count?) 2. My Name is Earl 3. The Biggest Loser Three places I have been 1. NYC 2. Philly 3. Mardi Gras (lol) Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Melissa 2. Jill 3. Stan Three of my favorite foods 1. Lasagna 2. Chicken Parm 3. greek salad Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sex with a willing and conscious partner Good answers Zombie!!

Threesomes Share
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new note,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Bob 2) Superman 3) Bull Three jobs I have had in my life. 1)Recon/Auto Detailer 2)UPS (present job) 3)Have my own pt Detailing/PressureWash buiss. Three places I have lived. Hmmm tough one lol 1) Maine 2) Maine 3) Maine Three TV shows I watch. 1)King of Queens 2) CSI 3)Seinfeld Three places I have been. 1)NorthConway N.H 2)Florida (was to young to remember) 3)Vermont Three people that e-mail be regularly. Well this would be N/A cause i dont email except for the fu-mail lol. Three of my Favorite foods. 1)Chicken 2)Ham 3)Potatoes Three things I would like to do. 1)Go to Colorado to watch the Broncos 2)Compete in a fitness Competition 3)Be a Great fa

Threesomes Share
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1.MIC 2.Marcey 3.Wildchild Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Civil Admin Manager 2. Admin Asst to CFO 3. A/P Manager Three Places I have lived 1. Ocala, Florida 2. Belleview, Florida 3. Deltona, Florida Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. Thats 3. IT Three places I have been 1. Franklin NC 2. Chicago 3. Maine Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Spam 2. Tom 3. Holly Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Seafood 3. Strawberries Three things I would like to do 1. Scuba Dive in the Ocean 2. Travel to different countries 3. meet lots of new people Three friends I think will respond 1. Don't 2. Really 3. Know Things I am looking fo

Threesome Shares
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Pia 2. Mom 3. Bitch Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. cashier 2. Audit Clerk 3. Nurse Three Places I have lived 1. Columbus, OH 2. Ft. Campbell, KY 3. Germany Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. NCIS 3. Bones Three places I have been 1. Kentucky 2. Texas 3. Nashville, TN Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Missy 2. Lu 3. Susan Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Shrimp 3. Chicken Three things I would like to do 1. Buy a House 2. Make alot of money 3. Visit Ireland Three friends I think will respond 1. Chad (Maybe) 2. Missy (already did ) 3. ?? Things I am looking forward to 1. Moving in the Summer 2. Getting a new SUV 3. G

Threesome Blog
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new note,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Mindy 2) Mrs. "Smith" 3) Mom Three jobs I have had in my life. 1)Preschool Teacher 2)Deli girl 3)Jewerly Sales Three places I have lived. 1) Illinois 2) Illinois 3) and landlocked Illinois Three TV shows I watch. 1) The Office 2) Sex and the City Re-Runs 3) Discovery Channel Shows... Three places I have been. 1)Mexico 2)Canada 3)Banamas Three people that e-mail be regularly. Regularly is a "relative" term. A couple close gfs and a couple friends on fu Three of my Favorite foods. 1)Chocolate 2)Potatoes 3)Steak Three things I would like to do. 1) Watch my kids grow up to be happy, healthy individuals;) 2) Finish my degree... 3) Become an artist or photographer full tim

Threesome Blog
subject: Threesome Blog post date: 2009-02-27 17:50:11 views: 2 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new note,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Jerald 2) Lacy 3) romper(callsign when I was flying for the navy) Three jobs I have had in my life. 1)Fighter Pilot 2)Bartender(while in college) 3)McDonald's manager(while in college) Three places I have lived. 1) Japan 2) Italy 3) Virgina Three TV shows I watch. 1) Dirty Jobs 2) Sanford and Son(reruns) 3) The Jeffersons(reruns) Three places I have been. 1)Asia/South Pacific 2)Middle East/Africa 3)South America Three people that e-mail be regularly. Three of my Favorite foods. 1)BBQ 2)Sushi 3)Italian Three things I would like to do. 1)Drive a F-1 car at the Long Beach Gra