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Boobs & Willies
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit . After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas Tree. "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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Boobs And Beer Contest
i havent done a contest in a while so i figgured why not so go show some love pleaseee ill love you forever thanks Beth
Boobs And Beer!
Please come vote for me if you can! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=143399&i=540523954 Ratings and comments! ***kisses*** Beer Queen
Boobies
stop looking at me i'm not looking at you. stop staring dont you have something else to do? stop talking to me i don't talk back. try and touch me ya gonna feel a hand go whack. are you waiting for me to reply? have ya not noticed i have no mouth to say hi? do you honestly think if you stare long enough i will change somehow? so my owner will say stop looking at me now. so no matter what you say do or even try. boobies dont listen, talk laugh or cry..
Booby Traps Trap Boob
Booby Traps Trap Boob 2002 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (November 2002, Belgium) A retired engineer booby-trapped his home with the intention of killing his estranged family, but died himself after inadvertently triggering one of his own devices. At first, police assumed that the 79-year-old had committed suicide, as he was found alone with a bullet wound in his neck. Then a detective missed a bullet by inches when he opened a booby-trapped wooden chest. Police beat a hasty retreat from the property and called in military experts. They deciphered an enigmatic series of scribbled clues to locate 19 death traps in walls, ceilings, and household objects. A pile of booby-trapped dinner plates was revealed by the clue, "Cheaper by the Dozen," a reference to a film in which a child throws a plate at someone's head. Police speculate that the the notes were intended to assist his failing memory. Other traps included numerous concealed shotguns triggered by thre
Booby Traps Trap Boob
Booby Traps Trap Boob 2002 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (November 2002, Belgium) A retired engineer booby-trapped his home with the intention of killing his estranged family, but died himself after inadvertently triggering one of his own devices. At first, police assumed that the 79-year-old had committed suicide, as he was found alone with a bullet wound in his neck. Then a detective missed a bullet by inches when he opened a booby-trapped wooden chest. Police beat a hasty retreat from the property and called in military experts. They deciphered an enigmatic series of scribbled clues to locate 19 death traps in walls, ceilings, and household objects. A pile of booby-trapped dinner plates was revealed by the clue, "Cheaper by the Dozen," a reference to a film in which a child throws a plate at someone's head. Police speculate that the the notes were intended to assist his failing memory. Other traps included numerous concealed shotguns triggered by thre
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I'm new to CT but seem to find most of the pictures flashing across the top of my screen contain more boobs that I can stomach. I don't get it.. what's with the women taking pix at angles SOOOOOOOOo unflattering to their breasts? I mean..angles that make them look like they are coming out of their necks. Speaking from one well endowed woman to the others out there.. Show your assets proudly, but there is no need to post pix with 3/4 of them hanging out. My question is: Is this offensive to anyone else besides me?
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Boo Boo's Entry
ty boo boo for submitting her entry to me. I like the redskins logo.. i think she's wising up to what i like..very smart
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Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
where oh where is that goddess, the one that loves you for you ,the one that chases you down the street at three in the mornin ass naked screaming i'll never do anything to hurt you...lmao an angel that says i want you to kick that guys ass he looked at me knowing your to drunk to tell she was joking "but it will be funny to watch him whoop his ass". the beauty that see's you throwing up and calls all your friends so they can rag on yuo casue she loves you to much to do it on her own. someone who on april fools day pulls a prank so mean and evil that you really did think that you had testicular cancer. gotta love that women that goes the extra mile. a girl that says you told me all night and if you pass out i will cut your dick off i dont care how much you drank.... i'm getting emotional just thinking about it.. a lady in the streets but an animal in bed... a hair pulling flesh ripping blood drawing biter that screams more as you fuck her pussy raw... a female that will throw down ever
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go here...and save some boobies... I say this semi-joking but I'm serious...if you don't know anyone who's had it...you're lucky and probably a minority. While you're there you can save a monkey too on the rainforest site. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2 and no, i don't know who to post a usable link..you may have to cut and paste... or lets try this www.thebreastcancersite.com no..that didn't work either...where's my smart computer savvy friend??
Boo Bear
The heart always knows who you like always knows who I love even when my mind don’t Never losing sight of who is dear just doesn’t want too tear Although its the one that makes the tear fall from my eyes ever fast I’ll don’t know why it acts in the crazy way that it does and never will Easy to get close and then easier to take it and brake it into pieces When the time is your time it will show you the right sign to follow Till then we will date, fall in love, get hurt, cry, then go back for more And noone can say that I am wrong for the truth is........ i’m right Although everyone wont admit it at first but in time we all do The heart is something that we all fear of braking but do one person that you would never expect to hurt you Does and in the most painful ways and i’m right The heart plays weird, crazy, hurtful games When the heart will let me get close Then I guess ill be okay I hope hope you feel the same If you do then tell me The heart will lead Right
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THE WOMEN WHO HAVE THE BOOBS HAVE THE POWER IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT SIZE THEY ARE,BUT IT SEEMS THE BIGGER THE BETTER.BOOBS ALMOST ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE FIRST THING A GUY NOTICES BECAUSE THEY ARE AT EYE LEVEL,THE GOOD THING ABOUT BOOBS IS THAT YOU CAN JUST DO SO MUCH WITH THEM THEY ARE THE PERFECT TOYS YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN,THEY NEVER BREAK,THEY COME IN SETS,A GUY CAN HAVE A BAD DAY,BUT SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN TREY ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY,AND WOMEN,THEY LOVE TO SHOW OFF THEY'RE BOOBS TO ONE ANOTHER,YOU WILL GET THE SAME RESPONSE OUT OF A 6 MONTH OLD AND A 65 YEAR OLD,THAT THEY LOVE TO SUCK ON THEM,BOOBS MAKE GREAT FLOATATIONAL DEVICES,YOU CAN JUST DO SO MUCH WITH THEM,SUCK THEM,FUCK THEM,TEASE THEM,SQUEEZE THEM,PLEASE THEM,GOD HAD FUN WHEN HE MADE BOOBS ON THE DAY GOD RESTED THAT IS WHEN HE MUST HAVE CREATED BOOBS.YOU KNOW THAT HE MUST HAVE BEEN HAVING A GOOD DAY,BOOBS ARE SUCH A TURN ON,SO HOT,...
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Further to my blog 'Green Tea': Breastfeeding alone cuts HIV risk Breastfeeding is the 'best option' for mothers in developing countries Exclusively breastfeeding until a baby is six-months old can significantly reduce the risk of mother-to-child HIV transmission, an African study says. The South African researchers compared solely breastfed babies with those also given formula or solid foods. They say breastfeeding carries a low transmission risk, but protects against potentially fatal conditions such as diarrhoea and pneumonia. They say it is the best option for most women in the developing world. Breastfeeding remains a key intervention to reduce mortality Professor Hoosen Coovadia, researcher In the developed world, the risk of mother-to-child HIV transmission has been cut from 25% to under 2% because of the use of antiretroviral therapies, exclusive formula feeding and good healthcare support. But these benefits are often unavailable in the d
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of "boobies" are there? The father, surpised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daugher so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and strong. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch, flexible, but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Boobs!!!
LOL .. yes I have broke down and entered a contest.... its the "ct best rack contest~ who has the best rack to match the beuaty?".. anyway the winner gets a 3 day blast and I am sucking fumes here :( ..help me out please??? I need rates and LOTS of comments!!!! PLEASE??????? here is the link to the contest pic click on it to get to the contest =) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Music Video:MY HUMPS (by Black Eyed Peas)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
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new playlist a lil something for everyone more of my fav 80's music seems like ya'll like that still have to finish it up but a sneak preview it's pretty eclectic hope everyone is having a great weekend :)
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I really wish I had a big set of fun bags to post on here just so I could get my ratings up! ;)
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Yesterday during the 12 Gage shotgun qualifications, I failed to snug up the shot gun to the "sweet spot" in the shoulder. When I fired the third round of the nine required, I got mule kicked. It looks gross, but is not all that painful. I did, as reported, finish my qualifications. Shotguns are no longer a requirement in Texas Commission officer courses. It was only an additional $25.00. I look at that as the cost of renting the shotgun. I don't know if it will look good on a resume or not, but I need need the training on a pump shotgun since I do own a 20 gage myself and have not had opportunity to work on it. I figured between qualifying with it, and needing to be trained with it for home-defense, it was worth the additional cost.
Boob Contest Update
...***** PLEASE VOTE *****8AM LEADERS - - - 16 HRS REMAIN 2 VOTE REBECCA - 407 YASHA - 225 DIANE - 100 MEG - 93 PRIZE 4 MOST COMMENTS IS CHOICE of MEN`s or DIAMOND RING http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=664830&albumid=374733 this picture link should take ya to contest page ya may need to add as friend for ya get access 2 vote ??? after voting can ya FAN & RATE me please ... THANKS CHUCK ENTRY STILL AVAILABLE
Boob Contest Closed
CONTEST CLOSED REBECCA IS THE WINNER REBECCA - 750 YASHA - 225
Booblovers/admirers
So sorry my mum was removed so sorry if u were about to vote on it will do another one soon
1 Boob 2 Many
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Boobies
I'm not dissing anyone,cause I love boobies. But i'm surprised at how many sluts there are on here...anyways..back to the boobies...
Boobie Vision!
Hiya Everyone! When I cuddle with a bosomy woman, I'm so relaxed and excited at the same time that a superpower is awakened in me! I have her cradled in my arms in front of me, her back to my chest. The lights are out, except for an array of candles throughout the room. As I look over her shoulder and down at her cleavage, this is what I see. So, turn down your lights, bring out the candles, drink some wine, eat some cheese, and watch Boobie Vision! with me! LOL Lots of hugs and kisses! Nicholas
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I had so much fun relaying our conversation about our new mom. I thought I would tell about some of our other FUNNY conversations. Same as last time my son's words will be all caps. I was watching 16 candles with my son, I had totally forgotten about the sceen where the camera flashes on a lovely pair of boobs. When this part of the movie came on my son said...... EWWWWW BOOBIES!! there is nothing wrong with boobies THIER GROSS Sid, that is where babies get thier milk. NO! ITS NOT!! yes it is. When you were a baby you drank milk from mom's boobies . NO MILK COMES FROM THE REFIDGERATOR (sarcastic like he thinks I am pulling his leg) yeah and where do you think it comes from before it is in the refriderator? WALL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!(in a duh tone of voice) where does wall-mart get it from? HHHHHMMM..........WALL-MART GETS MILK FROM MOM'S BOOBIES???????????????? (I am not real sure, but I think he was asking if wall-mart got milk from his mom's boobies.) (she would have to be a la
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BOOBLE GIRL OF THE YEAR PLEASE PLACE YOUR VOTE HERE!!
Booboo Is Special By Mark & Christie
Im stil lost ofr owrds for all the love from all of you..Much Love..Big Hugs...Just wanted to keep this Special! "Special" is a word that is used to describe something one-of-a-kind like a hug or a sunset or a person who spreads love with a smile or kind gesture. "Special" describes people who act from the heart and keep in mind the hearts of others. "Special" applies to something that is admired and precious which can never be replaced. "Special" is the word that best describes YOU ! You are Special BooBoo thanks for all the help with everything you are always there for everyone! Thanks for being such a special friend! Mark & Christie
"boobies Make Me Smile"
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no im not talking about mine im talking about the men on this site, geeze i have guys wanting to be on my friends list hoping to see my boobs, i dont have any nudes, i wouldnt show them to strangers and i dont want to see your teenie weenies so dont be bragging and asking me to look at your nsfw pics i love the friends i have on here but when did it become overrun by scumbags? i need my friends to huddle with me and protect me lol
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Please vote for me for booble girl of the year!!!! When you vote there is an official link that has free nude pics!!! Please everyone.. keep me in the lead.. I apologize for all the annoying bulletins.. I really want to win this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With that said the first person to send me an email at 11,000 votes gets a free three (3) month membership to my site MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE The first person to send me an email at lisa@lisasparxxx.com wins. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME HERE!!!!!!! BOOBLE GIRL!! I appreciate all your support and help.. vote as much as you can .. VOTING ENDS July 31st at 11:59pm.. VOTE DAILY!!
Boobies
So, i am no longer allowed to make mumms because i had the word boobies in it and did not mark it nsfw. i think that is messed up. it was boobies for god sake. ok i made a mistake. but take away things? thats no fun...
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well some of you know I've been having test run for breast cancer in my right breast...and I got the results this morning...positive. Not sure yet what i'm going to do...who will still love me with one breast? today horoscope for me...lol, so ironic I could just cry...but I won't, I'm better than this! ********************* You may be thinking about something too hard -- but that doesn't mean you should stop! It's a great time to deal with big issues and see about making changes that could really last for a good, long time.
Boo Boo Is Sooo Sweet **wiping Eyes**
I need all my friends here. I know you all of you go above and beyond what anyone ever expects.Sometimes this place gets very dramatical. Although through the drama there are alot of good people here. Shes wanting to leave and shes a good person. Please help me by everyone going to her page and just loving on her.Let her know that even through the drama that there are those that love and care for people. Shes going to delete her account in a few days please go show her some love.Rate her pictures, Buy her a gift..All I'm asking is to be a friend. LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers' on '2007-08-07 14:25:22')
Booboo's Pimping Out
I will tell anyone my friends RAWK!!! I can pimp out 90% of my friends and know that you wont come back and ask why you added them. These are just a few of the many I'l be pimping. My list is never ending Stop by and show them some love. kelli2you@ fubar ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar Fawny aka DJFawn~Far~#1 DJ HOR~Shadow Levelers~Fubar Mum to Castironbitch(fan & rate b4 adding)@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar Boone, Plz sign my guestbook@ fubar Pєяĸy Mя. Đ's Wife Owner of the O.C.L@ fubar † KDM † BooBoo'z VaMPiRe@ fubar ~hot momma~@ fubar ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar Warlox~WRR~Cru's Soldier~Embrace The Eternal Flames@ fubar
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Booby Contest :d
Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me this will be re modified numerous times, because I can already think of one thing I'm forgetting & Shells offline) But moving on, this will be a contest for best cleavage, so if you (or if you can think of someone) would be interested, hit Shell up A.S.A.P. let her know what picture you want to be entered. Now insert the rules; 1) Only SFW pictures are to be entered (by fubar rules, this means you must have your face in the picture, so no straight boob shoots, sorry) 2) Only the serious should enter this contest. We don't need people joining, leaving 5 comments and giving up, we're not here to waste your time, so don't waste ours :D 3) You must have at least 5,000 comments to earn prizes. Meaning this; say the person with most comments is 10,000 ahead of you so you want to give up and figure 'oh well, I'll get 2nd or 3rd place' yes this is tr
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I though I made it clear I was never posting my boobs again!!!! frskycpl20...: damn id really like to ride dem titties babyhuey: may i see them babyhuey: not really sure though about the boobs i havent seen them not responding to either of them
Boobies,they Make Me Feel Good!
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Boobies......wow Cleavage Look And See
HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS CONTEST! SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!(Y) :P SO PLEASE CLICK THE LINK! CHECK OUT THE FUBAR "BEST CLEAVAGE CONTEST" R A T E S ONLY SO GO RATE HER! CLICK BELOW TO SEE... JC...DLS PROMOTER AND DJ LADY LUMPS THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ¢¾HORNY ANGEL¢¾ CLICK TO SHOW ME LOVE ...TY THANX ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED!(Y)
Boobs Baby
Please come by and vote on my boobs, comment as much as you can please, muah... http://fubar.com/images.php?u=867364&albumid=584766
Boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK.... Yall wanna see some big tatas...???? Check out my best friend Please leave a comment and a rate please!!! just click the pic
Boobs.. Whats Your Take?
Alright, as most of you reading this probably know I love boobs. I'm a huge boob fan. I like boobs of all shapes and sizes, cups and colors. My question is this why do girls get upset about showing their boobs. The way I see it boobs only serve two purposes, and the first is breastfeeding. But women you aren't breastfeeding baby's 24/7/365. So why get upset when a guy wants to see them? The second purpose is to drive men crazy. Why else would they make shirts the wya they do for women, why else would girls wear the things they wear? I mean lets face it boobs make the world go round and so honeslty is showing boob all that bad? My new motto is "Save A Badboy, Suck A Boob"
Boo Boo Needs Help!
Not sure how many of you know Boo Boo, but shes a wonderful person and she needs help in her contest. If I had known earlier I would have been helpnig her all along. Anyway...if you can stop by the page and leave some comments it would be greatly appreciated...Just click the pic and comment BOMB! (meaning comment on the same pic over and over..:))
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HOT TUNES & FUN PEOPLE ,COME JOIN THE PARTY ,WE'D LOVE TO SEE YA :) Where The Party Never Stops
Boobs?
so my friend johnjacobjhs...recently posted a mumm about boobs! well seems she upset the fu-lords n it was DELETED! wat to do, wat to do.... why is it this ia an adult site, n we can talk dirty n show our cleavage n our junk but we can't type the word boobs...im not asking for anyone to be smart n talk about 'thats why we have the NSFW flag'...we got that, but over a word? she was simply talkin about her boobs, n about how all women have diff n the subject of gettin them done.....or being happy with the best of both worlds...she has a b n very large c.. but really...what is the deal? love how this site gives the freedom to be you n enjoy having fun...
Boo Bees
yes that shirt is back! It always makes me laugh but today I saw a little 5 or 6 year old wearing it. Thats a little too wrong.
Boobs For Me~
Hey all you sexy people out the in FUBAR land.I need your help. It is really simple. I WANT BOOBS. I have signed up to a super web site calle MY FREE IMPLANTS. Go sign up and check it out. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER! If you leave me a message I will give you my yahoo id and then the real fun can start!!!!! Just copy and paste the address below~ HUG AND LICKS TO YOU ALL! THANKS, Jeanne http://MyFreeImplants.com/models/32289/
Boob Contest
hey hey hey all there is a contest about boobs. we all love boobs dont we. ok here is the deal. first add this person http://fubar.com/cannibal once you are her friend you can vote on the best boobs. rules are in the photo album. my vote goes to 1040R NOW GO AND VOTE
Boobies!
Click on the picture to leave a single comment to help AMber in her contest!! You must be Cannibal's friend in order to comment though... Click on the link to directly add her. Cannibal ~ Show some love@ fubar
Boobies, N More Boobies.....yea!(nsfw..possible_)
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1092187&i=1165503306 or here...there are over 30 boobies to choose from n u can hav them all.....so go n get it out of ur system.... CHK OUT THAT LINK...eithr one..same place AND wen u get there..u may hav to add cannibal to your friends list..but it may just be worth ur while..lots of bewbies, n no faces... not a bombing thing..just a chk em..rate em..commnt and MOST OF ALL PPL ENJOY THE VIEW ps..there are some that may turn ur stomache.just dont rate /commnt them..go to the next one .but its only for limited time..so this is one friend that might be worth the add~ have fun n feel free to shout me if u get lost..or angry or so excited that u cant find ur way
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Boo Boo
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE MOST BEAUITFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD
Boobs And Willies..lmao!
Boobs vs. Willies A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. A fter 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'
Booboo Loves Me
Shes been around this place for a year today...Do you know her? Well you should. Shes a great friend too have. Shows nothing but love.She loves new friends so you all know what too do Fan, add and rate her up. She Returns the love... Christie@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥' on '2007-12-15 09:34:31')
Boobies -vs- Willies
family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
Booboo's Christmas Pimpout :)
This time of year is like no other day. A time for family, friends, memory's and lots of laughter. I wanted too pimp out some friends that make Fubar a place where we all want too log back in everyday. I wish I could pimp out all of my friends because they are all special. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday and look forward too the New year. Stop by leave some love they will return it back too you. Orly? The Official FUBAR Owl ~@ fubar A m N e S i A@ fubar Johnnydevil@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]~Please read profile and sign guestbook~@ fubar LilBamaGirl~♪WRR Fan♪~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Ben DoveЯ®™@ fubar ♥ Arkansas Vixen ♥ aka SxyLisa/ OWNED by BhamBuggy@ fubar Jim~D.S.C.~Fu hubby to Mystêfyï~@ fubar Cup Of Joe@ fubar Boone~Plz Sign My Guestbook~
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Booboo Rocks!!
There are no words too even begin too describe this pimpout. Thank you too all of my friends and family for going above and beyond too make sure that I got SpotLight one last time. So many emotions came with this because of all of you. So too all of Fubar reading this these people go too the extremes for there friends.. Show mad love too everyone.. They deserve it.Ill never be able too repay all of you back but will do my best too always be there in any way I can.. All of these awesome people gave fubucks too help me. Please Fan, Add, Rate ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar LOBOSHEWOLF@ fubar ~*Naughty*~*Blinky~AKA~*Girlblink182*~*StewieGriffin's Wife*~@ fubar Christie@ fubar ~slave~@ fubar Ladygray™@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar
Boo Boo Spotlight
There are no words too even begin too describe this pimpout. Thank you too all of my friends and family for going above and beyond too make sure that I got SpotLight one last time. So many emotions came with this because of all of you. So too all of Fubar reading this these people go too the extremes for there friends.. Show mad love too everyone.. They deserve it.Ill never be able too repay all of you back but will do my best too always be there in any way I can.. All of these awesome people gave fubucks too help me. Please Fan, Add, Rate ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar LOBOSHEWOLF@ fubar ~*Naughty*~*Blinky~AKA~*Girlblink182*~*StewieGriffin's Wife*~@ fubar Christie@ fubar ~slave~@ fubar Ladygray™@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar
Boo Boo Spotlight Part2
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Boobs
i created this blog to show my attention to all the ladies. you can call me perv or whatever you want but i love boobies. big small it dont matter. im married but not blind.lol so i can still go in the candy store i just cant eat anything. so if any of you have nsfw dont be offended when i show boobie love.lol im just showing how much i appreciate the beauty of a womens breasts. the most beautifull thing in the world. anyone that wants me to rate thier boobs let me know.lol
Boobies Vs. Willies
Boobies vs. Willies Body: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. Af ter 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s a nd 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' .. asks the daughter. 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'
Boobs
I like my boobs. Theyre not big but they look sooo good. I like boobs in general.
Boobie Frikenbutt
I stole this from Mrs. Robinson hope she don't mind! This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine th
Boobookittyfuk*
*BooBooKittyFuk* UNONUNO VALENTINES ;)@ fubar
Boo Boo
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES
Boob Job.
i think i want a boob job. i want smaller boobs. what do you think?
Boobage And Panties
For the entertainment of others, I kinda got a giggle... kingtskell...: so what do you like doin ->me...: patting my head and rubbing my tummy is high on the 'like to do' list. you? kingtskell...: do you mind peersonal questions ->me...: depends on how personal they are ->me...: but for the most part, no kingtskell...: well i think you have a great body and was woundering if i could have the honor of knowin your bra size ->me...: I thought guys had booby sense like spider man has spidey sense... you don't already know? kingtskell...: no i dont know r they bigger than a c cup ->me...: 24DD kingtskell...: wow sounds gerat kingtskell...: do you like to wear sexy underwear too ->me...: I like it when men wear my undies kingtskell...: what kind do you have ->me...: thinking about wearing them? kingtskell...: you would have to send me a pair and i would take a pic for you lol *shudders at the thought of his last statement* He's st
Boobs For Bucks
i have alot of fubucks to give away. should i hold a boob contest for a 25000 fubuck prize to winner
Boobs, Lands Man In Dog House...with Girlfriend
Good Morning and happy hump day… last night on Idol…hmmm no comment! They were ok…but it was like they were told to do a song and they did it… Almost like it was a read thru not an audition. I thought two of the eleven sounded good and the rest sounded just ok… back to back Beatle’s songs…”Can’t buy me Love” and it turned out to be “A Hard Day’s Night” and “You Can’t do that” … ok enough on Idol because “I don’t want to spoil the Party” Hey did you hear about this Chinese chick that threaten to not go out were her boyfriend due to him getting more “Boobular” Attention then her! Oh please! Here is that story… A Chinese woman forced her boyfriend to have breast-reduction surgery because his man boobs made her look flat. Xiao Feng, of Chongqing, threatened to break up with Zhang Jianguo unless he underwent surgery. Zhang, who is 5ft 7ins tall and weighs 15 stone, explained: "She said that whenever we went out, she felt embarrassed because my breasts were eye-catching compared to hers.
Boobookittyfuk
Do you know BooBooKittyFuk? If you said no, why not? She is one of the most incredible people I've met on here. She is ALWAYS helping others out. She needs 129,961 points to level. Stop by her page and rate, fan, add, rate pics, stash, anything. Show her the great fu-love that she deserves. I promise, you won't regret it! *BooBooKittyFuk* * FU -OWNED BY *A-MAIZE* & *RAINDROPS*..fan&rate b4 add,favor is ALWAYS returned!@ fubar
Booboo
I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP!!! I own one of the most amazing people on Fubar and she helps everyone and never asks for help in return. I think its time she sees some of the love returned to her. She has helped over 200 people to Godfather, Disciple, Prophet, and Oracle! Not to mention all the other level ups she has done. ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar ALL I ASK IS TO PLEASE RATE AT LEAST ONE FOLDER OF HER STUFF. IF EVERYONE SHE HAS HELPED LENDS JUST A LITTLE BIT WE CAN GET HER TO PROPHET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER SHE'S THE KINDA FRIEND YOU WANNA HAVE. This pimpout brought to you by the very proud owner of as some call her "The Leveling Queen" GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~fu owned by Lauria~R/L ENGAGED TO BooBoo~ FUMARRIED AND OWNER OF~ BooBoo~~@ fubar
Booboo!!!
I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP!!! I own one of the most amazing people on Fubar and she helps everyone and never asks for help in return. I think its time she sees some of the love returned to her. She has helped over 200 people to Godfather, Disciple, Prophet, and Oracle! Not to mention all the other level ups she has done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar ALL I ASK IS TO PLEASE RATE AT LEAST ONE FOLDER OF HER STUFF. IF EVERYONE SHE HAS HELPED LENDS JUST A LITTLE BIT WE CAN GET HER TO PROPHET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER SHE'S THE KINDA FRIEND YOU WANNA HAVE. This pimpout brought to you by the very proud owner of as some call her "The Leveling Queen" GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~fu owned by Lauria~R/L ENGAGED TO BooBoo~ FUMARRIED AND OWNER OF~ BooBoo~~@ fubar
Boob Job.......
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
Boobs And Brains
you want some fuckin truth? If you put nothin on your profile but pictures of you in lingerie and bikinis, and your favorite stars are people like Paris Hilton or Carmen Electra, then dont put things in your profile getting mad that people dont respect you for your mind Yeah, its cool to be sexy. I love sexy. I love to look at women, im kind of a voyer like that. And yeah, I take pictures too. But I also dont go around dictating how I want people to see me There was this girl who had 10 pictures in her profile, all of them she was half naked with the fake breasts and overdone hair. Her captions said things like "im smart too" and "im smarter than you", something like that Yeah, thats great. You might be better educated. Woo hoo. But if your complaint is that people arent seeing you for how smart you are, then dont present yourself to people as being all about your looks. Guys are fuckin stupid. I know, because im fuckin stupid when it comes to girls. You come off lik
Boo Boo Needs Help !!
I have been taken hostage by a friend for leveling too many people and I need you all too help set me free. Here is what i need you too do..Please stop by and rate my picture. This contest will run until tommorow at at 2:00 p.m Fubar time and 5:00 Est time The winner of the contest gets a bling pack.. So rate my picture and help get me released Please repost Please show some love too Kelli the host of the contest. Shes hosting a Happy Hour at 2:00 p.m. Fubar Time kelli2you-@ fubar (repost of original by '¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary' on '2008-04-17 15:32:12')
Boobies & You Tube
so subscribe.. www.youtube.com/moniquedupree7
Boobies!!!
♥ NAUGHTY GURL™ ♥ Is going for spotlight and needs your help to get there! She is willing to do salutes for fu bux!Who wouldn't want a salute from this hottie!! She will do a reg salute for 20k or more fubucks.....100k or more gets a boobie salute!Click the picture link below to help her out!! ♥ NAUGHTY GURL™ ♥ ~ Owned By PureEvilness~@ fubar Brought to you by! ¤Miss Honeypie¤ ♫Jack Daniels bar{Owner} ♫ღBadboys Mafiaღ@ fubar
Boobs Booty Topless Upskirt Pornstar Cute
Boobs Of Fire
http://vid2.crazyshit.com/051308_boobs_ofire.wmv Just paste link into new window
Boo Boo
¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Gary & WildCat..@ fubar What more can you say about a lady who has probably helped level more than half of Fubar? I may be exagerrating some, but not much. I also have something working with Boo Boo, so stay tuned!
Booboo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S 3,604,060 AWAY FROM BEING A PROPHET!!! SHE'S DONE IT ALL FOR ALMOST EVERYONE OF US ON HERE! ITS TIME FOR HER TO GET ALL THE LOVE WE CAN GIVE HER! ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Gary & WildCat..@ fubar
Boobies!!
PebblesInAz is Hosting a NSFW Auction! and the doors are open!!! Come check out these hotties!! Men & Women Alike!!! IF your already her friend! click here for the folder! OF COURSE, Since it is NSFW you MUST fan/rate/add The hostess! No complaining! This is Fubar's rule! Even if u weren't going to bid, you should at least check her out!! She is a great friend!! That is why this was made to promote her & her auction! Have fun! & HAPPY BIDDING!!!!
Boob Mumms
where all the boob mumms ? i miss them . all those random boobs just poping out at ya every where . damns . now theres nothing but hot or not. blonde or black and pink. no boobs anywhere .
Boobies To Money
Mississippi Blonde" Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral of the story: (1) Not all Southerners are stupid. (2) Not all blondes are dumb. (3 ) But all men... are men
Booby Prize
Booby Prize The small Cessna soared through the sky above the dense Amazon jungle. Jim “Buck” Reynolds took great delight in dropping and climbing suddenly just to disturb his yapping passengers. Behind him, in the cabin, were a group of models and their handlers chattering, laughing, and drinking. But above all, they were just flat out annoying him to the point of making Buck want to scream. “Pack of big titted cows,” he muttered to himself as he looked over his shoulder. He spotted their promoter first. The short blonde man with the thinning hair was doting on his charges just hoping for one of them to throw him a bone in the form of sex. His name was Tim Ferguson, a slimy character with too many teeth to be smiling that much. Beside him was a fat, sweating hulk that had a firm grip on several expensive cameras. This was Jake Proctor, the photographer from “Big Bouncy Jugs” magazine. The bald cameraman was turning a light shade of green from Buck’s aer
Booby Prize
Booby Prize The small Cessna soared through the sky above the dense Amazon jungle. Jim “Buck” Reynolds took great delight in dropping and climbing suddenly just to disturb his yapping passengers. Behind him, in the cabin, were a group of models and their handlers chattering, laughing, and drinking. But above all, they were just flat out annoying him to the point of making Buck want to scream. “Pack of big titted cows,” he muttered to himself as he looked over his shoulder. He spotted their promoter first. The short blonde man with the thinning hair was doting on his charges just hoping for one of them to throw him a bone in the form of sex. His name was Tim Ferguson, a slimy character with too many teeth to be smiling that much. Beside him was a fat, sweating hulk that had a firm grip on several expensive cameras. This was Jake Proctor, the photographer from “Big Bouncy Jugs” magazine. The bald cameraman was turning a light shade of green from Buck’s aer
Booboo Is Having A Happy Hour!!!
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl' on '2008-07-10 17:27:19')
Booboo Is Having A Hh Sunday
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl' on '2008-07-10 17:27:19') (repost of original by '~Phoenix~' on '2008-07-10 17:34:19') (repost of original by 'Miss Crys~
Boobs
I'm at a disadvantage here. I need a good cleavage shot to get some good traffic. I wonder how much traffic man-cleavage would get me. ..... Or a mirror picture of my booty? FOrget that I'm about to show some camel toe!!!
Booboo Is Up For Grabs Again
I entered an auction. If you would like to own me and get spoiled, then come check it out and bid. This is a bling Auction so all bids have to be in bling. Rate all pictures 10's & 11s during hh Rate all stash Pimpout bulletin Added to family Animated picture Fu gifts Bling of my choice MINIMUM BID IS A BLING PACK (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1' on '2008-07-18 19:50:08')
Booboo!!!
BooBoo Lindsay Lohan - First - BooBoo, The owner of the Shadow Levelers, a good Friend... Mother of 2 sons that are her everything.They take her on new adventures everyday. Never a dull moment with them.... She loves football. she is a diehardt Steeler Fan. She likes to play in her psp(paint shop pro) and make tags and things for friends. She is addicted too Pepsi She loves penguins and dolphins. She was Born: * Date: 19 * Month: August This Woman Need some LOVE and I will ask You to go and Show Her some!! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar Thats Her Link NoW go and RATE THE F*CK OUT OF HER!! This Pimp Out is brought to you by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Own By Mikey For Life! Fu Wife To Besame Como Loca & The Bad Wolf@ fubar
Boobs On Parade
So on the way in this morning, this guy was watching "Good Luck Chuck" on his laptop. They have a series of scenes in there, reminiscent of Wedding Crashers where they are bedding scores of women in sequence. In this movie though, they are all naked so there were many clips of boobs flying by. The guy was trying to cover it up by, resizing the window (didn't work), opening up other windows (worked, but as the boobs bounced they kept popping into sight) and fast forwarding (high speed boob jiggling is humorous.) I now want to see this movie. This also brings to mind a complain I had about the movie "Superbad": There was no nudity. Other than all the penis drawings, not one bit of nudes, and this with two separate sex scenes. It was already rated R, why not have the boobies come out? I think its all an attempt to "Chick Flick" up guy movies.
Boobies
Booboo's Hosting An Auction
BooBoo's Hosting an auction..Come join in on the fun and get a new owner too show love too. Bidders check it out and see if you meet a new friend and get alot of Fu-love. 1. Submit A Photo Of Your Choice To Me Through Private Message. If you want too make your own tag please submit it. 2. Submit What Your Willing To Offer Your your new Owner...suggestions, rate pictures, stash, fu gifts, make things if you can there is no limits be creative. 3. Submit 100K In Fubucks To Be Entered..I'm saving for my Oracle Gift. If you dont have 100k please let me know and we will discuss this. 4. Auction will run from August 20th at 8:00 a.m. est too 28th at 11:00 p.m. est 5. No drama.. If you have a problem please let me know. 6. Not responsible for bidders payments 7. Have Fun Please submit picture & Fubucks in private message too me. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar
Booboo's Auction Ends Tomorrow!
Hurry and place a bid! Auction ends tomorrow at 11pm EST! Please F/R/A the Auctioneer! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar
Boo Boo Is Auctioning Me Off!
  I AM UP FOR AUCTION!!! If you want me for 30 days, now is your chance! Come see what I am offering.Special thanks to Boo Boo for hosting the auction. Check her out she's the best! Below is the tag link for you to click on. Click To Go To My Auction.. Hugs, and have a Wonderful Day!NCGirlUSA
Boob Train (see Originator For Full List)
DWN147's Boob Train AKA The Slingshot Express...CHOO CHOO 1. Go down the list rate, fan and add all the ladies 2. Hit repost 3. Grab your link to profile and paste. Feel free to add your bust size or just say something nice about your boobs. 4. Repost the bulletin. **Men will want to see this for sure. So all you gentlemen feel free to rate, fan and add all of the women. You know you want them. ***** ^MsRetta^@ fubar 40E (because I'm proud of my bewbage) ***** anarchyannie*Beaners Girl*@ fubar 36C and proud! ***** ★H♥Rñ¥ ÂñGê£★™® {D.S.C}@ fubar LMAO (36DD) WOOOP! :O ***** HELLCAT *CO-OWNER OF FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT@ fubar A MOUTHFUL :D SO SUCK EM BABY! ***** Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar They're just beautiful ***** ~Phoenix~@ fubar 36C AND QUITE CONTENT..LOL ***** ChelleBelle** KandyKissGirl, Greeter & Promoter for CK2**@ fubar 40DDD and All Real ***** FknCrazyâ„¢~♫♫ Dj @ Dirty
The Boob Train
DWN147's Boob Train AKA The Slingshot Express...CHOO CHOO 1. Go down the list rate, fan and add all the ladies 2. Hit repost 3. Grab your link to profile and paste. Feel free to add your bust size. 4. Repost the bulletin. **Men will want to see this for sure. So all you gentlemen feel free to rate, fan and add all of the women. You know you want them. ***** ^MsRetta^@ fubar 40E (because I'm proud of my bewbage) ***** anarchyannie*Beaners Girl*@ fubar 36C and proud! ***** ★H♥Rñ¥ ÂñGê£★™® {D.S.C}@ fubar LMAO (36DD) WOOOP! :O ***** HELLCAT *CO-OWNER OF FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT@ fubar A MOUTHFUL :D SO SUCK EM BABY! ***** Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar They're just beautiful ***** ~Phoenix~@ fubar 36C AND QUITE CONTENT..LOL ***** ChelleBelle** KandyKissGirl, Greeter & Promoter for CK2**@ fubar 40DDD and All Real ***** FknCrazyâ„¢~♫♫ Dj @ Dirty Deeds Radio ♫♫~aka HipHop Princess..@ f
Boobs
i love boobies. they make me smile. boobs are the only thing that can make a baby and 60 yearold man act the same way. this blog is a tribute to all the beautiful boobs in the world
Boobz Bully
COME JOIN DJ Boobz On AIR SPINNIN TUNEZ For Forbidden Radio 7 Days A Week.... LIVE ON THE ONES AND TWOS ARE U READY FOR THIS?? HE'S GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND!! AND WHATS BETTER THAN THIS....THE MAN LOVEZZZZ BOOBZZZZZ!!!! YOU WILL ONLY FIND HIM AT FORBIDDEN..... ARE YA THERE YET?? Click the Pic Below to Enter the Forbidden!!
Boob Name
You Should Call Your Boobs Fire and Brimstone What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
Booby Action Info
I am holding Fubar's first all womens booby auction!!!! This auction is dedicated to the men out there that can appreciate a really nice rack. If there gonna look and admire might as well drop a few fu-bucks(or more) to do it. Here is the deal, if interested in being a part of the auction you must private message me with your pic and your offers. The picture below is an example of what the pics should look like and is the tag for the auction: imikimi - Customize Your World It must be a tasteful shot, no nips can show. We are trying to keep this out of the NSFW category people so please adhere strictly to what we are asking for.It can be a bra shot, a bikini shot, or any type of booby shot, except nude. No NUDE BOOBY please.. auction rules: 1. There is a 25k entry fee 2. The bidding will start at 100k 3. Bling, Blasts, VIP's, and HH are accepted, and expected, as bids. 4. The auction will begin 10/22/2008 at 8:00 am CST and end on 10/31/2008 at 11.59 pm CST 5. Turno
Boobies Boobies Boobies
Starting Wed.Oct 22, Rund to Oct,31 at 11:59 pm fu-time...i will be up for auction once again..The boobie Auction .. So come and bid on my Halloween Treats .... mmmmmmm you might find something you like while your at it show the hostess some lovin Bisexcee~~Owner "Phatty Girls" & "January Birthday Train"~The "Click" Club@ fubar
Booby Auction Rules And Auctionees
imikimi - Customize Your World I am holding Fubar's first all womens booby auction!!!! This auction is dedicated to the men out there that can appreciate a really nice rack.If you're gonna look you might as well drop a few fu-bucks(or more) to do it. imikimi - Customize Your World These are some really gorgeous and sexy ladies that have gotten together to bring this auction to you. So you guys need to come on out and show your support.. The rules first: 1. The bidding will start at 100k 2. Bling, Blasts, VIP's, and HH are accepted, and expected, as bids. 3. The auction will begin 10/22/2008 at 8:00 am CST and end on 10/31/2008 at 11.59 pm CST 4. Turnover will begin on November 1, 2008 at 8:00 am CST (6 am fu-time) 5. NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA....... 6. All biddders must be respectful to auctionees, any disrespectful behavior or comments is caused to be blocked from this and future auctions. 7. Please bid only what you are willing to pay,
Boob Auction
thinking about hosting a boob auction, all you would own is that persons boobs....good idea or am i just being a lesbian again?
Boobs
Boobs For Sale
I am selling my boobs, literally COME BID ON MY PANCAKES AND I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!!! They aren't much, but they are all I have
Boobs Vs Willes
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son… a woman goes through 3 phases. In her 20’s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s – 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a little bit. After 50, they are like onions’.” “Onions???” asked the son… The dad replies, “Yes, you see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?” The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through 3 phases also. In his 20’s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s-40’s, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas Tree???” asks the daughter… “YES… dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!”
Boobs For A Good Cause
So, my German friend Martin is here & he's drunk, so am I & we need to see some boobs. so....post your tits!!!! i ♥ you all
Boobies!!!!
CALLING ALL LADIESSSSSSS!!!! I'M HOLDING MY FIRST CONTEST AND IT'S ON BOOBS!! THINK YOU HAVE THE PERFECT BOOBS!!! 1st PLACE GETS 1M in fubux....2nd PLACE GETS 500K in fubux....and 3rd place gets 250K in Fubux. RULES: 1. MOST RATES WIN 2. NO BASHING ON CONTESTANTS 3. I WILL HAVE A JUDGE WITH ME HELPING ME...THANKS BANE! sooooo.... IS THAT YOU? IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR PIC LINK BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE BELOW. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU! βяїαи~Мαиαĝĕя@ĦұdAwAy~@ fubar (repost of original by 'βяїαи~Мαиαĝĕя@ĦұdAwAy~' on '2008-12-10 10:39:35') (repost of original by 'βαиэ*The Man In The Shadows*Owned By Jessa*' on '2008-12-10 10:43:20')
Boobs!
♡Exotic Eyes...RIP Kept In Corsets♡@ fubar She has them... Actually she is just 86K or so from Fu-King so go rape her bishes!
Boobs
Hi. I'm freezing & i currently hate babyj. is it possible to rate him a 1 & block him? stupid bling is disabled so i can't buy any bling for you wonderful people :s
Boob
its up to 700k but if someone makes a cash bid im adding a boobie salute.
Boobs
i have man boos
Boobs? Wha....
she's got auto elebens & she's a hottie too KCPilar69™~R/L Fiance 2 CravenMoorehead ~Protected By Bounty Hunter@ fubar and she takes it in the ass, i've seen it :s and cupcakes!!!!!
Booboo Has Auto 11's
PLEASE STOP BY BOOBOOS PAGE AND HELP HER GET TO LEVEL 30 SHE HAS AUTOS ON SO ITLL HELP YOU AS WELL PLEASE SHOW HER HOW MUCH WE LOVE HER! FOR THOSE WITH A VIP YOUR 11'S ARE DOUBLE IN A HH! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar
Booboo Has Auto 11's
PLEASE STOP BY BOOBOOS PAGE AND HELP HER GET TO LEVEL 30 SHE HAS AUTOS ON SO ITLL HELP YOU AS WELL PLEASE SHOW HER HOW MUCH WE LOVE HER! FOR THOSE WITH A VIP YOUR 11'S ARE DOUBLE IN A HH! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar
Boobs!
Violets needs your fu-bucks so she can get spotlight before she levels. Time is running out. Please help! .√iolets.@ fubar
Boobear
I have finally realized why i have been so upset and constantly wondering where and what my bofriend is doing. I am absolutely in love. i would do anything for this guy. I would make him breakfast in bed on weekends, rub his tummy when he has ate too much, take care of him when he is sick, listen to everything he had to say, make him his favourite meal when he is just feeling down. I would do anything for him. I am not sure how to get that across. I try to do as much as i can. I try to help him out with everything. I am just confused because i am not sure if he wants a girlfriend that dedicated and that involved. All i know is that io love him and he has helped me so much.
Boob Flasher
Boobs
138 Boobies
1. Abbott and Costello 2. airbags 3. B1 and B2 4. babaloos 5. baby feeders 6. badoinkies 7. balloons 8. baloobas 9. baps 10. bazookas 11. bazoomas 12. bazoombas 13. bee-stings 14. Ben and Jerry 15. Bert and Ernie 16. Berthas 17. bijongas 18. billibongs 19. blinkers 20. Bob and Ray 21. bombs 22. Bonnie and Clyde 23. boobs 24. boobies 25. boobsters 26. boops 27. bosoms 28. bottles 29. boulders 30. Brad Pitts 31. bristols 32. bumpers 33. cans 34. cantaloupes 35. cha-chas 36. chesticles 37. chumbawumbas 38. coconuts 39. cupcakes 40. dairy pillows 41. Danny DeVitos 42. David and Goliath 43. devil's dumplings 44. dinglebobbers 45. dugs 46. dumplings 47. Durantes 48. Eartha Kitts 49. Eisenhowers 50. flapdoodles 51. Fred and Ethel 52. funbags 53. gazongas 54. George and Gracie 55. gobstoppers 56. God’s milk bottles 57. Godzillas 58. Goodyears 59. goombas 60. grillwork 61. headlamps 62. headlights 63. high beams 64. Holmes and Wat
Boobs Salutes 4 Beads
i`ll buy gift beads 4 boob/ass salutes but not bling beads i can`t do bling but gift beads are just as good any takers hit me up i`m a boob man and a ass man i`m new at this blog thing here
Boobs!
It's amazing the things that happen when you change your default to something with a little boobage in it. That's all. Post some boobies!
Boob Lesbian
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Watch Big Boob Lesbian Cops #2 now at GameLink.com. These Big Boob Lesbian Cops not only strip search, cavity search and violate these big titted inmates, ... With Rebecca Bardoux, Egypt, Ashley Evans. Visit IMDb for Photos, Showtimes, Cast, Crew, Reviews, Plot Summary, Comments, Discussions, Taglines, Trailers, ... Big Boob Lesbian Party 03: Every beauty at this all-out anything goes sex party has really big boobs and gets down and dirty as only big tit lesbians can! Adult VOD | Porn Video on Demand is proud to bring you Big Boob Lesbian Party 3.
Boobs Tits Juggs
well i just got here and looked around and the women and ive never seen so many girls with big beautiful tits in one place and so many hot girls..wow
Boobies!
They are everywhere here!!!  I think I'm the only female without boob shots or nekkidness in my photos.  If you wanna see my boobies, just see me drunk at a bar somewhere...ask my boyfriend.  Maybe I will post boob pictures the next time I am shitfaced on fubar...'cause my boobs come out at the bar when I am shitfaced there.    (really, I am kidding...about the fubar thing, anyway...)   PS - This is not an eBay listing...LOL!
Boobies Contest!
To all of friends on here... I am having a best boobs contest, show me your tits, please!! I love all types of boobies!
Boobies
Hello My Name is Kellie I am 18years old from Orange Texas Im on this site : http://MyFreeImplants.com/models/89111/ My link should pull up my profile after you join ... Im also listed in The Top20s category #20favorites #3Bloggers and #15promoters come by and check it out... Need More Information about the site : Its a Site for women who want to enhance there Bust Size by getting Breast Implants .. See The thing is girls have a Goal amount and once they have collected there goal the site sends the Money theyve collected to the Doctor of there Choice (this is so the Money is Being Used for what its ment for) its a great site the People are friendly and alot of help Soo If your a Girl wanting too get implants and cant really afford it Join up what do you have to lose and as for you Guys ..Ive almost reached my goal and would appricate itt if yalld join up and help me out see My Surgerys going to Cost $4075 but so far on that site i have Collected $1,583.15 I ONLY need $2,490 Until
Boobs...eww.
Okay folks...how the fuck are these boobs sexy?   
Boobies
BOOBIES! I love boobs, big and small, I love boobs, best of all. I think boobs are lots of fun, I think boobs are number one. I think boobs are really neat, they make me want to beat my meat. I love boobs covered in lace, I love boobs rubbing my face. I love boobs in leather black, those are huge, do they hurt your back? I love boobs in bras of silk, make me want to say "got milk"? I love boobs in a college dorm, and in a nurse's uniform. I love boobs in tight red sweaters, or stretching against a t-shirt's letters. I love boobs in t-shirts wet, hey you with the nice boobs, have we met? I love boobs in skimpy swim wear, I'm sorry, I can't help but stare. I saw your cleavage from above, with your boobs I am in love. Your boobs are giving me a stiffy, I'll have my pants off in a jiffy. Your boobs have given me an erection, I want to do them without protection. Your boobs have made me want to suck them. I even want to titty-fuck them.
Booby Trap
And no, not my boobies.  Or my trap. I had to move out of my house this weekend; thus kitty and I are trapped in my parents' lair for a few days.  (Kitty isn't that fond of grandma and grandpa tastic.  But she assures me that tunafish will help her cope.) You might ask: Why did you have to move out of your house for the weekend?  And I will grumble and launch into the tale.  The house I'm living in isn't mine.  It's my parents' second farm, and it's actually a hunting lodge.  And every summer, some family comes and rents the house so they can all stay together for a family reunion.  They're old people.  Old people apparently do these things. Anyway, I spent the better part of this week (and by "better part" I mean the "worst part, the part when I wasn't boozing by a campfire") getting ready for their arrival, packing my things, cleaning, putting my stuff away. I wouldn't really care that much about putting my things away, but I was warned that they're very snoopy people.  When they
Boobs And Kok
Sorry...you sheep would have never entered if it said Politics. Last night I watched the entire 1 1/2 hour replay of Arlen Specters town hall meeting in Lebanon, PA and didn't go to bed till 1am. I just couldn't break away from it.   Now I'm not going to get in to the whole health care debate (not knowing how you people stand and don't care), but the one GLARING thing that blew my mind was....  WHERE IN THE FUCK DO WE GET THESE IDIOTS FROM!!!!   I'm telling you people, our problem is not health care. It's that we have total retards driving the bus!!  And this current bus ride is EXPENSIVE and racing down hill with no brakes!!! Mumm within a blog:  Should I eat the lemonade box of Nerds next or the wild cherry?  I can't decide because Specter says we aren't smart enough to make our own decisions.
Boobs, The Perfect Toy? Yes!!
I was thinking, why do men really enjoy boobs? Well Bill Engval says it best, Boobs are the perfect toy! You can squish them squeeze them and POOF! The pop right back into shape. I dont know of any other toy that does that. Boobs really are the perfect toy! :D:D:D
Boob Question
This is a completely legitimate question: is it possible for birth control pills to make your boobs bigger? I'm serious now. Maybe not bigger, but fuller, bouncier or perkier? Its weird but I like it!
Boobs, Boobs And More Boobs
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Boobies!
What? They're boobies!. Now you should repost this too. Rules:  IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! REPOST, ERASE MY ANSWERS, ENTER YOURS. USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES, THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP! TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME.   1. What is your last name:    Starts with S 2. A four letter word:             Shot (It's an SFW post!) 3. A Boys Name:                   Steve 4. A Girls name:                    Stephanie 5. An Occupation:                 Sales Rep  6. A Colour:  
Boobs - Literally
It's official, I am in fact, clinically insane.  I honestly think I am going to have to kill George.  He gets laid more than I do. He drives a better car than I do. He has better jobs than I got......ok, maybe not that one, I don't see him on Fu during work.   But the women he gets makes me invious and I can't take it any more. For a blog mumm (since I am to scared of the mumm police to mumm now): Should I let him live? or Should I set him up with JWH who will gladly end his life in a quick, painful way?
Boobies
You men out there...you love the boobies dont ya....then just for a day..change yr profile name into pink. Support the woman...support the cause.   Thank you.
Boobs Are A Dime A Dozen
Wow.... women have boobs.  If you didn't know, just look around fubar.  There are sure to be some shoved in your face.  I am guilty of posting cleavage pics, but what makes one set of boobs stand out from the rest?  NOTHING.  LOL  There are just so many on here and it seems like more women want to be known for their boobs than for their face or personality.  It's kind of sad.  Maybe one day we'll put some of the boobs away and leave more to the imagination.
Boobies
Titties make mouths happy!!!!!!!   that is all.
Boobs!!
Ok, now that I got your attention. I have a favor to ask you all. It's very simple and won't take up too much of your time. I was recently asked, nicely, to take down my previous picture because it showed too much cleavage. I obliged, with protest though. So I need help choosing another default. That's where YOU come in. I need you to go to my BOMB FOLDER and find a picture you like and has little to no cleavage showing.  Thanks so much!! I'll be giving gifts and maybe even BLING (hehe) to those that help.
Boo Baby
Without her smile,Some beauty hides.I know its there hidden,And longs to come outside. Does she realize about her,The main reason for her,why I care.I can't see all of her beauty,If it doesn't touch the air. Without it,she is still a dream,Well beyond my grasp.But her smile,Sweet beautiful smile,Breath,It will go with me to my last.
Boobs On Parade...
Greetings Neighbors:   The word is objectify which clinically defined is 'To present or regard as an object'.  It can also mean to make impersonal or present as an object as in the case of dealing with human beings as items not people.  During my many experiences on the Internet and my quest for social contact, I often run into pictures and displays of two things on a person's profile; a woman's bare bust line and a man just baring what he thinks needs to be scene (I will not get into detail but I am sure a few ladies out there know what I am talking about).  Now, speaking as a man, it is an obvious fact that we are visual creatures and when judging the beauty of a woman, we often equate  the presentation of a lady's anatomy  as to whether they are good looking or bad looking.  In other words, we guys like to look at females if they have a great 'rack' or a divine 'back door'.  In a lot of cases both.  Oh, and ladies, you can't claim complete innocence in this regard 'girlfriend'.  
Boobie (facts) Blog!
This is too large to upload as an image here and have it be readable, but it is also too awesome not to share. So I present to you... Fun facts about funbags! Don't knock the knockers! Give a hoot about hooters!
Boobs Gets You Everything?
Sorry just wanted to type here.. Boobs don't get you everything, I have tits and can't get a damn thing from anyone. pfft so that statment is false. If you came up with it...you fail. Just saying
Boobies
I was discussing the joy i would feel with squirting someone in the face with breast milk with my favorite boob lady... Mrs Badcrumble..   I do love that woman, she sent me a link that has made me laugh. I wanted to share it with you..   OWENSBORO, Ky.- A Kentucky woman is in trouble for using breast milk as a weapon. A woman in jail for public intoxication is accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.     Pees laughing again, then squirts all blog readers in the face as they enter
Boob Salute
so i just checked my email and someone sent me a boob salute and i have no idea who it is from...it was sent from someones phone and when i wrote no one answered   i think i like this so if anyone wants to do the same please feel free to
Boobs?
BOOBIES!...    LETS GET OLD SCHOOL... GIMME BOOBS...OR BE A BOOB...  CAN I HAS EPIC?!
Boo Boo
30 minutes into my first job today and I brake the tip of the index finger on my pitching hand.  Knocked out another 6 hours on topof that.  In hindsight, maybe I shoulda stopped to ice it.    Thanks everyone for the big assist in fulfilling my level 25 requirements.  RoK, Chelan, Raven, Pedro el Loco, and Ms D etc totally awesome.   Hups Holland.  I know they lost.  After the game I gave one of the lady Espana fans the traditional, "Good game." and took off my shirt for trade but no joy.   My youngest returns from Hawai'i first thing tomorrow morning.  She gets two weeks with her mom every summer.  I miss her.  Not in the contestant on Survivor crying when they see their loved ones kinda overkill miss but I do miss her.   I leave for vacation Thursday morning even though I've finished my last jobs  for the week today.  This is the first time I've gone on vacation without my youngest ever.  I plan on missing her in the Survivor contestant way by the time it's all said and don
Boobies
Theyre awesome.  oh, and i just saw The Losers. It was like the A Team, without all the suck. In other news I recently walked in on my mom cheating on my dad.  didnt kill the guy. came close. Now I'm pretending nothing happened to keep my family together.  Workin at two different bars now, one at a resort and the other a college bar.  basically I just deal with two different kinds of assholes depending on the day.  Also I'm setting up a small jewlry studio so I can start producing some work again.  mostly copper and sterling stuff.  for the ladies on here that I know, if you have any requests, I like a challenge.  :) Tyson
Boobies?
asses are great too.  watching Bulletproof. Sandler and Wayans. actually still pretty funny. 
Boobies Are Awesome....
Penny for your thoughts?
Boobs 4 Bling
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1806121&albumid=2142883&i=1553322420&idx=1 Please vote! P.S. please dont 4 get 2 FAR the host: http://www.fubar.com/1806121
Boobs!
DaBLAST! did a contest last year called ShowUrTitsThursdays it did well. The contest brought us some notoriety along with some great friends(& great times) unfortunately the contest didnt move as fast as we wanted to so we shut it down. Now in 2010 it has been revamped & revived courtesy of F.L.O.Empire Going forward the new name is Tri state Edition of "ShowUsYaBoobs". Here are the rules of the game: You must be 21 & over. You must live in the tri state area(NYC/NJ/Connecticut) yes conn. is part of the tri stateYour pictures must be recent(no more than 2 weeks old) You must show your face(after all we looking at more than boobs here lol)You must be topless in the picture(wet t-shirts are allowed but we must see nipples) Only 3 pictures are allowed. Once the pictures are submitted my panel of judges(it's a gang lol) will select 4 finalists. The 4 finalists will recieve tickets to the Lights Camera Action show on October 14th presented by F.L.O.Empire. From there the crowd will look at
Boobs And More
Gallo needs your help... He wants to level before he goes hunting this weekend... 370K to go... also needs pimp outs and buzzkills... torture....ehhh...i mean help him out...   http://fubar.com/2291789
Boobs
http://bodyrockin.wordpress.com/2011/03/05/stare-at-boobs-for-longer-life-study/ Body-rockin.com's News-Thrills & Sex Just stuff for grown folks, nice or a lil naughty! « ‘I love porn!’ Upfront Cameron Diaz reveals! Stare at boobs for longer life: Study Posted by Body-Rockin Interactive Fun Zone Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 — A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” A five-year research on 500 men: Researchers at three hospitals in Fr
Boobs
Are boobs overrated?
Boob Blog
Well I am an old dirty man.  For this I do hope that akk if the ladies that are on my friend list will be willing to give me pics of their boobs. I would be honoured if they did this casue I just love Boobs.  They are attractive ladies and sexy as well.
Boobs And Penis
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,?' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??The father, surprised, answers,?'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.After 50, they are like onions'.'Onions?'?'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'This made his  wife and daughter mad so the daughter said,'Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.''A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration
Boo Cups
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 15 servings, one Boo Cup each 3-1/4 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 20 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, crushed, divided 30 miniature semi-sweet chocolate chips POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in half each of the whipped topping and cookie crumbs. SPOON 1 Tbsp. of the remaining cookie crumbs into each of 15 (6-oz.) paper or plastic cups. Cover evenly with layers of the pudding mixture and remaining cookie crumbs. DROP remaining whipped topping by spoonfuls onto desserts to resemble ghosts. Add chocolate chips for the eyes. Serve immediately. Or, refrigerate until ready to serve. Cover and store leftover desserts in refrigerator.
Boody Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises VI. Thou shalt scream my name often II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
The Boody Call Agrement
Boof...........random
definition of the booof.a booofinism. booofadelic.miss jenny booofette baron vonbooof. booofbionics.booofafied.into booofblivion.booofomatic stop look whats that sound, i possess the power to communicate with clouds baron vonbooof came to disappear infront of you just like your gonna do, pooof now all you wanna do is booof, does it trouble you? . booofadelic brainsoup the truth is gonna humble you, plus all the pain that'll come to you. as drow1 pummels you crumble under mountains of rubble is what your gonna do nuthin's the only thing that would ever come to you whats up with your girl when you met she was a model she used to have curves, left her assets in a bottle now shes assless wont touch but rod will swerve to swoop a skank full throttle should call the bitch betty booof better off yet call her betty boooffette stop drop and stroll underground, watch whereya step, you dont wanna fall down and watch whatcha spit, you dont wanna get clowned, w
Boo! :f
So-How many Cherrytappers are returned vets from Afghanistan or Iraq (1990-1991 included)? Just thinking about starting a cherrytap group for us! Is there already one? +Lycan Draconious Maximus+ Former Member 101st Abn, 18th Abn Corps, 175th Ranger etc...
Boo Fuckn Hoo
just wanted to rant about the fact that type o negatives dvd contains no videos.....there one of my favs and it is disheartening. also as a slipknot fanatic i wish i could speed up there process. what ever happened to tesco vee???? i have loved the meatmen since i was a teen and miss them. and lastly HEY MISFITS BEG MICHELE GRAVES TO COME BACK !!!
Boo Fucking Hoo
I can't even post bulletins...Oh no, how dare I have an opinion!!! Heaven forbid someone should speak out against the ops of this site. How dare I have the audacity to speak my mind...
Boo Fucking Hoo!
SOO TIRED OF WHINERS!! You know I just have to vent a little. I am sorry, but I see stupid shit again, and its driving me nuts to sit back and watch it all going on. For starters...the whiners that were bitching about scripters! WOW! Why the fuck are you still whining? You got what you wanted..bouncers left and right! Oh no, not good enough for you either right? Calling people cheaters when they weren't cheating! Fucking ridiculous! Now you are bitching cause of the bouncers? How about the people that really work hard on contests (even though being called cheaters)? Its all about you big fucking babies isn't it? Second! Who the FUCK cares if someone is inviting people and are now purple! Why the fuck does it bother you so much? I think you are jealous, of course that is just my opionion. Get over yourselves. You don't OWN Fubar! You are like all the rest of us on here. Doing the same thing, only bitching and moaning when things aren't going your fucking way! Oh W
“boogie Woogie Wu”
“Boogie Woogie Wu” "The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to The darkness from which it came" Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu [2 xs] [Violent J] Boys and girls, it's nighty night time Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man Keep your light on as long as you can Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em "It's the one and only Boogie Man He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed You're running on stumps motherfucker!!!" [Violent J] Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in Things go bump in the night, me creeping Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my to
Booger
If my head doesn't stop hurting I'm going to start wondering about my "sugar cures headaches" theory.
Boogers Am Yuck.
I hate my glass desk. You have no idea how much I hate it. There are no words for the hatred I feel for this damn glass desk. My left shoe is untied and this desk will not hide it.
Boogie Wonderland
Boogity Boogity Boogity
ALRIGHTY YA'LL RACE STARTS N 45 MINS WHOS READY?? I AM CRANK IT UP!!! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING! :) BE GOOD OR BE GOOD AT IT!
Boogidy Boogie!
What's up homies? My spring break just ended, and its back to the grind of skool.. blahhhhhhhhhhh! Im just worn out from it, and not even enjoying it much. Maybe this quarter will be different, I sure hope so, cause I want to get crazy about photography again. One of my classes was cancelled due to low enrollment so i had to re'add fashion.. gag me with a spoon! my instructor says i'll like it, so we'll see. I get my camera outta pawn tomorrow! w00t! *does the happy dance* I don't get my student loan money till after May 14th tho, so that BITES big time! *wimpers* But, I guess when I applied for last quarter, I didnt put Spring quarter also... grrrrrrrrrr im so stupid sometimes *smacks head on keyboard* ah well. I have to wait alittle over a month.. but then I can put money aside for June *crosses fingers* I sure hope it happens....if it falls thru I know I'm still going to finally meet my BFF face to face.. but Im still crossing fingers and praying that I get to meet both. Well this
The Boogy Man.
Boogy, boogey, whatever. Here's the point I wanted to make. Sometimes, I call him the booger man. Because... you know... hehe.. boogers.
Boogie Man & Death
Boogie Man Stand there in the darkness, Look back at where you've been. Pretend you'll never go there again. Pick up your bags and start walking. Look straight ahead and don't be scared. Fear is lonely when ignored. Don't hear his voice, you can't afford To let him keep you talking. Make the corner, take a left Count to ten and take a breath Don't start running, he'll catch on He runs faster... Will catch you soon! Death Prepare no place for me in death, Where I could not reside in life! Speak no word of praise... In memory Of I who caused you pain! Expose me not to curious eyes, In portraits upon your mantle piece But, let me rest instead. In the shadows of your heart... Where you have placed me With such ease! Ginny 3-3-87 ©1987
Boogy Man
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Boogity Boogity Boogity!
Boogie Nights
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Boogers.
NO NO NO! For the last time, boogers are NOT food.
Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let’s Go Racing Boys!
Boogie Nights
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Boogies Momma Is Lookin For People
she is having a contest for 5 days .prize is 3 day blast.. lookin for 40+ age range perferable grandparents either let me know or let her know if ur interested
The Booger Bandit
Ok so Monday I was sitting in the cafeteria at my beloved Cermuntiti Cerlloge ( Community college for the slow people) where I am a student. For those of you that don't know of Edison, the Cafeteria is where me and my classmates from English class meet up and before English in the morning for those of us that don't procrastinate until the last minute to get outta bed, and after class just to grab a bite to eat and shoot the shit and so on and so forth. Well Monday Im sitting in the cafeteria after thomas, Christy, Maria, Kevin, Mary,Marissa, and Kory go off to their class and Im minding my own business looking in my pottery barn catalog when all of a sudden..I hear this ... gurgling noise.... this guy that is sitting where our group usually sits where the big couch the futon and two cushy chairs are hocks it up.. I'm serious it was a phlegm hock that came from his chest up his throat and out of his nose and mouth..I looked over with a look on my face like what the fuck is his problem
The Boogy Man
Hes here. To take our soul. To Break our hearts. And steal our bones. He wants us dead. As you see. He will eat you for breakfast. And Then come after me. He wants the blood. From the people that scorn him. He wants the hearts. From the ones who oen him. He has broken his bindings. His chains laid crushed. He wants his reveng. And he wants his lust. Watch out for the Boogy man. Dont turn your back. He will take to your face. A razor sharp axe. He wants the ones. Who made him this way. This psycotic creature. Will walk till his dying day. Now my children rest your pretty heads. Tuck yourself in and lay in bed. Pull the covers up tight. But do not turn out your light. Close the door and leave it alone. Cause if its open you must not be bright. He lays await under your bed. Run and hide from his sight. Your safe under your covers. But he will get you and your lovers. Now im done with the boogy man. He doesnt mess with me anymore. This is a warneing as b
Boogity-boogity-boogity!!
Boogieman Icp
Boogie Down Productions - The Bridge Is Over *instrumental*
Boogaard Vs. Ivanans
Boogers
Do you have any condoms in your room?Not this room...Do you think the last guy/girl you kissed cares for you?.Yup. =]What are you excited for?May 1st to be here.Do you care what other people think about you?I care what my friends and family have to say.Who is the first person you would call if you needed help?Vanessa and Nicko.How far away is the last person you kissed?about 100 miles....not for long =DWho was the first person to break your heart?Never happened.Do you find the opposite sex confusing?No, I find ME confusing.Do you get distracted easily?Yeah, sometimes i can't even finish ooooh shiny!Has anyone disappointed you recently?Yes. She's being a little cunt.Any plans for tomorrow?Yep, i'm going back home tomorrow.Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?My niece.What are you supposed to be doing right now?Sleeping...Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they wont tell?I have a few..Is there anyone that hates you right now?I wouldn't s
The Booger Man!
THE BOOGER MAN    Current mood:  amusedI am that shit stain on your sheets I am that queef  that blows out your fuckin kneesI am that ring around your toiletI am that damn plastic bag stuck to your spoilerI am a fart that lingers...that remainder booger thats stuck to your fingerI am that asshole staring at your assI am the pleasure when you pass gasI am the booger man... oh no not the boogy manI got the masterplan so come and take my handI am the booger man, oh no no Im not your friendI am the booger man!
Boogie Board 
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Boogey Woogey
My heart to yoursIts christmas time and the fire blazing The music on and your amazing champaign's cold Your hand I holdAt first i was copTo say that I'm your pride and joyNow I give you this rose To go from your head to your toesYour voice I like to hearTo say sweet things in your earNow this is my cueTo say I love you
Boogers
When I go to someone's house, and I don't have a handkerchief or kleenex, is it okay if I wipe the boogers on the wall or couch or a chair?
Boogie Man
12:05 AM ain bed but not asleep// you've been bad all day long suddenly the floor has creeked// the closet door has been left open suddenly you start to think// your eyes peeled open all the way you are too afraid to blink// Who is there you say aloud of course no answer back// you see two eyes glowing by but maybe it's your cat// I'm not scared is the only thing your brain can conger up// but it's friday the 13 and a full moon you're damned to have bad luck// nothings specail about today you believe that all you can// but tonights the night all bad little kids meet up with the boogie man
Booger Mountain
  Booger Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7cun9DORjU
Boogey's Beauty Of The Month
How Would You Like To Be In The Spotlight For An Entire Month??   Be the spotlight on my page for an entire Month and get spoiled rotten. The first thing that anyone will see when they get on my page is YOU. My Family and Friends are some of the BEST people on Fubar and when they see someone on my page they go and check them out..They show tons of love and help you and anyone you WANT helped. I also run a lot of ability bling and have atleast 1 Happy Hour a month, so the exposure you get is just as good if not BETTER than a pimp out and it lasts all day long. I tossed around a lot of ideas about the price of the spotlight and finally decided on 15 Credits for the entire Month..However like everything else I do the price is negotiable if needed. There will be ONE beauty for each month making twelve for the year. At the end of the year there will be a "Beauty of the Year" named and that beauty will win a Happy Hour/Big Bang/Boomy. The drawing for the beauty of the year will be held
Boohoo... :o(
I have to go. I really really need to actually get some work done today. I hope that everyone misses me!!!! ;o) I know I would. Hit me up while I'm gone if you feel like it. I'll make sure to get back to everyone later on. Cheers and Beers! Sam
Boo Hiss !!!
Welp .. after 7 years of running like an ol' champ my old Pc finally bit the dust .. so Ill onlyl be on when Ive got access to the internet via friends or family pc's .. So in case Im not able to fully be back till after all the Holidays .. I wish Each and Every one of you a Most Wonderful day .. Be safe .. Stay happy and damnit .. dont ya'll go forgetting about me now lol Have a Great week .. Im gonna miss you all :) *HUGS* Wen :)
Boohoo!!!!!!
Well...so much for being positive. We are taking my mother off of the breathing tube Tuesday and it is a matter of whether she can breathe on her own or not. Doctors dont think she will be able to handle it. If she cant, it will be a matter of days before she passes. I have had the awful job to call family in...so everyone should be arriving in Denver Monday and Tuesday... WOW...what a hell of a last 2 weeks...
Boohoo I Blocked You
fucking Iceman cant take a fucking joke so the faggot bastard tells me to commit suicide! I cant believe someone that claims to be smart would say something so fucking retarded! So i fucking blocked his ass, yep i hit Block User!!!! Hate me!! I dont give a fuck! i dont wanna be friends with a fucking dumbass loser! thank you and buhbye!
Boo Hoo..leave My Family Alone...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_el_pr/giuliani_family Giuliani: 'Leave my family alone' By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Republican Rudy Giuliani said Thursday that people should "leave my family alone" when asked by a New Hampshire woman why the presidential candidate should expect loyalty from voters when he doesn't get it from his children. Giuliani has a daughter who has indicated support for Democrat Barack Obama and a son who said he didn't speak to his father for some time. His ugly divorce from their mother, Donna Hanover, was waged publicly while Giuliani was mayor of New York. Giuliani has since remarried. Answering questions at a town-hall meeting, Giuliani was asked why he should expect loyalty from GOP voters when his children aren't backing him. "I love my family very, very much and will do anything for them. There are complexities in every family in America," Giuliani said calmly and quietly. "The best thing I
Boo Hoo Leave My Family Alone
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_el_pr/giuliani_family Giuliani: 'Leave my family alone' By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Republican Rudy Giuliani said Thursday that people should "leave my family alone" when asked by a New Hampshire woman why the presidential candidate should expect loyalty from voters when he doesn't get it from his children. Giuliani has a daughter who has indicated support for Democrat Barack Obama and a son who said he didn't speak to his father for some time. His ugly divorce from their mother, Donna Hanover, was waged publicly while Giuliani was mayor of New York. Giuliani has since remarried. Answering questions at a town-hall meeting, Giuliani was asked why he should expect loyalty from GOP voters when his children aren't backing him. "I love my family very, very much and will do anything for them. There are complexities in every family in America," Giuliani said calmly and quietly. "The best thing I
Boo Hoo What Are You Ever To Do??
WWE suspends 10 wrestlers for violating policy on steroids and other drugs By JOHN CHRISTOFFERSEN, Associated Press Writer August 31, 2007 NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) -- World Wrestling Entertainment has suspended 10 of its wrestlers for violations of a policy that tests for steroids and other drugs, the company said Thursday. Stamford-based WWE says it issued suspension notices based on independent information from the prosecutor's office in Albany County, N.Y., which has been investigating illegal steroid sales. ADVERTISEMENT Neither the WWE nor the Albany County district attorney's office would comment on the suspended wrestlers' identities Thursday. No criminal charges were filed, they said. Under a WWE wellness policy instituted last year that requires tests for steroids and other drugs, a wrestler faces a 30-day suspension without pay for a first violation, a 60-day suspension for a second violation and firing for a third violation. Performers are tested a
Boo Hoo They Want To Strike...
Mayor: City Prepared For Possible Taxi Strike September 04, 2007 http://www.ny1news.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=1&aid=73234# Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday that the city has a plan just in case thousands of city cab drivers decide to walk off the job this week. The New York Taxi Workers Alliance is threatening to strike for 48 hours, beginning at 5 a.m. Wednesday. The mayor says the city will respond depending on how severe the strike is, but he thinks only a hand full of cabbies will stay off the streets. He says if drivers do strike, they'll only hurt themselves because the city's not backing down. "We made an agreement,” said Bloomberg. “Virtually all of the taxi cab owners are complying with it. A hand full of people that want to have something for nothing, I'm sorry that's not the real world. And hopefully they won't want to sit there and let all the other taxi drivers have extra fares while they earn nothing." Among other things, drivers are upset w
Boohoo
Sorry guys. I'm having alot of computer problems and can't seem to log on alot. Miss you all. Jen xo
Boo Hoo
People are complaining about comments!  If you don't like it, put comment approval on, like  little emo female canines!
Boo Hoo
I can't allow myself to read some costructive criticism, I am mentally and emotional incapable of it.   Does it  sound like the people that use comment approval on mumms?
The Book
It was a strange book but somehow compelling he'd found it abandoned in the room when he'd moved in he figured it must have been left by the person who had the room before him a strange book for a strange room It wasn't a good a room, the window didn't shut properly so when he crossed the room in the mornings to find his clothes he found himself slipping on Ice, who lives in a room with Ice on the floor? See that crack? See it in that pane? thats not a window... empty room that once was and now it is again in negative and licked by flames all around yet in the center is... black and how can black repel the light unaided and how can... Nah... that has to stay with him... that's his world... He'd like to float above his mind beyond his thoughts and chaos to leave the tempest down below and float among the tranquil clouds that kiss the sky of quiet He'd love to sleep awake for once to see the world move slow instead of shooting stars of pain
The Book
THE BOOK i think there is a book for lovers to be. everybody’s name is in it, everybody but me. whoever wrote this book somehow must have forgot. there is a love for me, no i think not. why am i the one who has to deal with this pain? i sit at the window and stare into the rain. is there a love for me will it ever be. i sit here and wait just waiting to see. seeing couples walk by with a gleam in their eye, puts a hurt in my heart, and makes me want to cry. maybe it is a page, that fell from the book. if i knew where it was i would take a look. to see why i am alone with no one to hold. on long winter nights so lonely and cold. if i could find this book i would write my name down. so that i can wear a smile, instead of this frown. is it too much to ask that i have love too? i want someone to kiss , someone i can call boo. i guess i am destined to be all alone. with no one to love , no one of my own.
Book Picks For September
A week of doctors visits has driven my book reads up from one a week to six a week. In this flurry, I've found at least two note-worth books I'd suggest to anyone with a pulse. Note: these aren't thought provoking intellectual type reads, like my favs, Emerson and Nietzsche, but they're pretty damn entertaining!!! The first book on my list is actually a trilogy by Anne Rice. It starts with The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty. This erotic story picks up where the childish fairy tale left off... The Prince claims Beauty as his sex slave... Beauty acquires a whole new perspective on life, in a fantasy world only Rice could so elegantly create. "...As he drew near her now, he thought he must be merciful and make her punishment quick. And seating himself on the bed, he reached out for her, and pulling her wrists into his left hand he brought her naked body down over his lap so that her legs dangled over the floor helplessly. "Very very lovely," he said, his right hand moving languidly over h
Book
So i'm participating in NaNoWriMo, only I'm doing it this month b/c I bought the book and you can do it any month you want. I'm doing a scfi-fi fantasy novel, currently without a title and possibly no plot, haha. BUT! It shall rawk, just cuz I'm writing it!! LoL, j/k. I will be updating with a word count, if anyone cares, as I go. 357/50k
Books
Just going to list a few books Ive read that I really enjoyed She's Come undone.. I know this much is true The Five people you meet in heaven .. Of Mice and Men.. The works of Poe... Honk and hollar opening soon .. Shoot the moon.. Where the heart is .. Icy Sparks .. Sleep my child forever Am I old Yet ?..
Book Of Days ~~~ Enya
Book Of Desire
sun set fade to red the night has come again a star filled sky catches my eye as my mind opens within im filled with many visions of great and wonderous things truths be told as the story unfolds as the bells begin to ring close to me you sit and wait two hearts around the fire our souls hang close and anticipate reading from the book of desire sweet control giving in to lust our bodies become one letting you in with complete trust our misery finally gone
The Book Of Jenn: Rant 1
I have been composing this in my head for a bit now, yet still cannot seem to find a way to say what I need to say without sounding harsh. Which I'm not. (I swear, new friends, when ya get to know me you'll see I'm a very sweet person, this is a new kind of blog for me! lol) I AM becoming jaded, thanks to the reason for this blog, so perhaps that is a better word. A friend and I recently had a conversation about believing in the fundamental goodness of people versus being jaded and knowing for a fact that most people suck. I've always been a believer. As a little girl I was stuck on a plane once a month to go visit my dad and inevitably walked off the plane with a new friend. I would hold their hand and confidently walk up to my mom or dad (whomever was meeting me at the airport depending on which way I was heading) and announce that so-and-so was coming to dinner. My plane seat-mate would smile apologetically at my parent and my parent would smile apologetically at my seat-mate
The Book
Let me tell ya bout this book i read. Written by me about spells and the dead. I wrote every page filled with rage and fear. Fuck everyone cuz the dead is so near. The words were written so clear. Spells were chanted and souls were risin. I still felt that sumthin was missin. A little part of me had gone off the edge. Heres what one of the pages said... If you shall dare enter the chambers of darkness. Dont be surprised if you end up a dead carcus. For what lies ahead may shock you. Say these spells and spirits may haunt you. In this book lays the soul of Nosferatu. The fires will rise and water will evaporate. Giving this energy to let go all your hate. Though it seems horribly satanist. Just remember you got yourself into this... I kept reading till all was read. It was my mistake now Im living with the dead. The demons have come to take me down. The book is wicked and sick and twisted. If you dare read the pages of this untold script, you just like me, will be lost without shi
The Book Of Love.
The following song is fairly simple, though it is significant in the memory it invokes. You see, though I'm not the absolute most horrible sounding individual, I know my limits when it comes to singing. Well, there is one dudefeller who loves to hear me sing, despite my lack of excellence. He sings to me, as well. One night, he called me and this song was playing softly in the background. He started to sing along with it. He asked me to sing with him, but being aware of my own shortcomings, I declined. He asked me why I didn't want to sing with him. As I'd done before, I told him that I didn't have a great deal of confidence in my singing abilities. He simply chuckled and told me that he loved to hear me sing, as my voice poured over him, caressing and soothing away the stress of life. Then he started singing a certain part of the song. I've made it bold, so check out the lyrics, if you so desire. So, as silly as it is, I do have a romantic girly side which this individual
Books!
Can someone recommend good books for me to pick up? I love reading and I'm always looking for new stuff. Just so you have an idea, some of my fave authors are Kelley Armstrong, Kim Harrison, L.A. Banks.
The Book I'm Working On Now. Not Finished
The Witch Hunter. CHAPTER 1 I stood near an old headstone in the Evergreen Cemetery watching as they lowered my brother Jacob’s casket into the ground. We had been the best of friends for over thirty years. I had been his best man when he married his wife Catherine. I felt a single tear run down my right cheek as I thought back to better days. I quickly wiped away the tear with my right hand as I turned and started walking towards the cemetery gate. A little grin did appear on my face as I was walking out of the cemetery. I thought back to when Jacob and I walked through the door way of Merlin’s school of magic. Our parents were so proud that we had been accepted. They were even more pleased when after our graduation we both were offered jobs in the Bureau of magic. I don’t think they would have been so eager for Jacob and I to accept the Bureau’s offer if they would have known what we were going to be doing. As I walked along the sidewalk I still remember the day Jacob
Books Titles
America's Longest River By: Misses Hippy Artificial Clothing By: Polly Ester Breaking the Law By: Kermit A. Krime Broken Beds By: Squeak E. Springs The Color of Eggs By: Summer Brown Danger! By: Luke Out Don't Hurt Me! By: I. Bruce Easley Downpour! By: Wayne Dwops Errors and Accidents By: Miss Takes and Miss Haps The Fall of a Watermelon By: S. Platt Falling Trees By: Tim Burr French Overpopulation By: Francis Crowded History of Texas By: Al E. Moe Hours in the Bathroom By: R. U. Dunnyett House Construction By: Bill Jerome Holme How to Be Organized By: Miss Place How to Groom Your Yard By: Ray Cleaves I Didn't Do It! By: Ivan Alibi I Don't Get It By: Anita Clew I Love Crowds By: Morris Merrier I Need Insurance By: Justin Case I'll Do It Soon By: Will B. Dunn The Lion Attacked By: Claudia Armoff Mineralogy for Giants By: Chris Tall No Appreciation For Art
Book Of Shadows Blessing
BOOK OF SHADOWS BLESSING PREPARATION: At the time of the Full Moon, take your Book of Shadows (one that hasn't been written in yet) and some incense (pennyroyal, anise or rue) outside. RITUAL: Under the light of the Full Moon, draw a pentagram on the first page and under this write the following information: date, time, place, your magickal name (and sigil if you have one), the moon's phase and any other info you feel is important. Hold the book up to the Moon and say: Here as the Full Moon shines upon me, Bless this Book I've made tonight. I humbly ask this of thee, Underneath your most sacred light.
The Book
So most of you know that's something that's been in the back of my mind for a while - my own book. Well, winter is here and things are looking good to get some time in on it. But I do need a few things to finish it up. I need models - reliable models - you know I'll provide transport if I need to. If you live outside the area, I'll come there if I can get a few shoots in while I'm there. This is important to me and I'm sure this is important to many of you. If you want to be a part of changing the current "standards of beauty" we have then let's do it. If you don't know what's involved it's all laid out here Requirements.
Book
We stayed at my mothers 1st cousins house when I was 8 yrs old. This sticks in my head really strong because of the events that happened there. I was to sleep on the floor in the living room with my 16 yr old female cousin. I don't remember how it all started, but do remember several of the things that happened. My cousin started playing with my young niave body. She made me feel like I had the body of a grown up. She played with my undeveloped breasts and stroked my genitals in a way I never knew about. This secret is one that we never shared with anyone. I was so young that I didn't feel ashamed. I thought it was ok but was our secret. I actually enjoyed the feelings she stirred in my young body. I was allowed to fondle her breasts, and suck on her nipples. She had very large breasts with large nipples. I played with her genitals till I helped her achieve an orgasm. I felt totally loved. This was my very first sexual experience, and I was already doing oral. Giving and receiving I
Book-part 3
In 7th grade I became a play toy for the boys in class and for the men that I came in contact with. Not by my choice, but by theirs. I would be walking down the hallways at school when boys would walk up behind me and grab my tits. I was too embarrassed to say anything. There would always be a hall full of kids, and I wasn't sure who to yell at. In the back of my mind, I enjoyed this alot. The enjoyment I felt also cause me to feel ashamed, because now I was old enough to know that this was not right. I would babysit for some of the little kids that we knew. More times than not, the father of those kids would fondle me and/or try to kiss me when no one was looking. I never told on any of them. I just kept babysitting till I was afraid of it going too far. Then I would make up excuses to not go there anymore. My parents never suspected that I was being molested over and over again. While in gym class one day I was running after this other girl. I reached out to grab her shirt to slow he
Book-part 4
I didn't get the chance to go home and put away the crutches. While switching classes my crutch slipped in water and one crutch came out from underneath me. Again I fell right on top of the same ankle! I was walking with a classmate that carried my books for me so she helped me to my next class. I sat there for a long while with my head on my desk crying. Finally I was able to talk and ask to go to the nurses office. I was told that the nurse was not in and was dismissed like I didn't really need to go. I told the teacher that I would go to the office instead. I just knew my ankle was broken. Reluctantly I received a pass to go to the office. They called my mother and told her what I said happened. When mom got to the school I had managed to stop crying. She took this to mean that my pain wasn't that bad. I told her that I just knew it was broken but she didn't believe me. She told me,"You were crying alot harder 2 weeks ago and it was only sprained then." We went back to the emergency
Book-part 5
I don't remember exactly how they did it, but mom and dad did make it into work that day. They left us kids at home because they felt we had enough to eat and drink and that we were safe. Both of them got stuck in their stores and couldn't make it home to us. Finally dad had the law bring him home on a snowmobile. Mom stayed at her store. The snow had drifted so high that you could see the snow stacked up above the windows. We had to dig our way out of the front door. For us kids, it was fun. We made paths in the snow like a maze. We spent hours out there because under the snow you couldn't feel the below zero winds. Not to mention that we didn't have to go to school. Like I said earlier, I had several males attempt to kiss me, touch me, or have sex with me. Before school one day the boy I liked had come to see me. I don't remember where my siblings were, but they weren't there with me and my bf. He had experience where I didn't. He kissed my passionately kinda like my cousin did, b
Book-part-6
At 14 I had become somewhat rebelious. That combined with my suicide attempt caused my parents to get me involved with this program for juveniles. I was to go camping in Minnisota for a 10 day canoe trip with the local intake center and be assigned a big sister in the big sister/big brother program when I got back. The big sister program ended up being a very positive thing in my life. It gave me a place to go and someone to talk to when life seemed so unfair. When I was 15 I dated a guy that I thought I was in love with. He was 17. He had baby fine blonde hair and amazing blue eyes. He was an artist. He used to write me letters with all kinds of graffics. I was impressed. I started getting high because he did and I wanted to share his interests with him. He had moved to our school from a country school. He had broken up with his girlfriend when he moved because he thought they would never see each other again. To my bad luck, that didn't happen. He had ran back into his ex and real
Book-part-7
We went to Tampa General Hospital because we thought it would be cheaper. In the ER they told me that I needed a D&C. I asked them if it was gonna hurt. I was told that it hurt like severe cramps. I told them that I couldn't handle pain. The nurse got real shitty with me and said, "You can't handle pain and yet you were going to have a baby?" I told the nurse that I could handle pain to have a baby but couldn't handle the pain to lose one. She then told me that because I had a low grade temperature I couldn't have it done right then and there. I would have to be admitted. I was in a room with 3 other women. 2 rooms full of women shared one bathroom. We had no tv unless we paid for it separately. We found out that it cost 155.oo a day there. It was good friday when I received a D&C. The only thing I remember about the proceedure was that as I was going under my door was agape and people in the hallway could see me. There were 4 different people in my room when I went under. I had no
Book-part-8
I slept in my car that night, till about 4 am. Then I went to Ricks to see if I could stay with him. He let me in and allowed me to stay at his house. We had been intimate several times by then so sex with him wasn't a new issue. Tonight however would be different. He wanted to have anal sex with me. I had tried it before with another guy and it hurt so I was very hesitant. He promised that if it hurt he would stop and never ask me to do it again. He was very slow and gentle so it did not hurt at all. This wasn't an invitation that was supposed to last more than one night so the next night I slept in my car in a laundramat parking lot. It got so cold I again went down the street to Ricks house. He again allowed me to come in. I moved in that next day. I guess that I was cramping his style after a while because while I was at my mothers doing his and my laundry, he had another set of girls over. When I got home from doing 8 loads of laundry he informed me that he had slept with anoth
Book Review
Just read American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips very good book pretty deep not a easy read but well worth it. Scary but worth it
Books That Just Didnt Make The Cut
Booking For Odd Jobs
I've had a very busy day today, I got acupuncture done on my face and got THE BEST face massage afterwards! I also picked up a couple outfits for my last feature dance gig in Salt Lake City, I won't tell what they are so I don't ruin any suprises! But they're really different from what I usually do at my shows. Also got a cool wig to bring with me so I don't have to be bald for all my shows.. just mixing it up a bit for you guys ;) Tried to sign up at a new fitness club... a mixture between balet and pilates. We'll see how it goes. I just got finished scheduling the girls and guys for my new movie, Odd Jobs, which should release in March. I will be in the movie, along with the beautiful Claire Adams and Rico Strong, The Black Mamba! This movie will be about blowjobs, handjobs and footjobs! It will be our first time shooting a movie like this, so wish us luck!
Books Into Movies
Last night I watched Running with Scissors. The movie was gawd awful! OMG! I absolutely loved the book. The book was cleverly written and was hilariously bizarre. The movie lacked sooooo many of the great qualities in the book. I was rather disappointed. It could have been done so much better. If I were a writer I'd be sitting down and writing a new screen play. Why is it so hard for some books to translate to movies? Is it because some times the details get lost in translation? I'm just so disappointed. I wanted the movie to be half way decent just to see what someone else's take on the book was.
The Book Is Almighty
It makes you smile. It makes you cry. It makes you wander in an instant. It makes you think and you then think you are intelligent. It enlightens. It expands knowledge. It makes you scream in the back of your mind. It induces pain. It gives warmth. It brings anguish. It brings fear. It delivers questions unanswered. It opens doors to secrets and controversies. It makes you doubt. It moves. It then brings movements that dwell on both sides of the coin. It influences who you are. It challenges your faith. It molds you to the darkest matter that you are. It makes you detest the fiction reality has conspised. It makes you demand for answers. You read more. From the deepest soils of uncerainty, it sheds light. Thus, it enlightens you again. And it is with this enlightment that you are confined to believe the truth you have recently acquired. It shapes you into something else - something unacceptable to the world yet
Books
Over the past few years I got rid of a LOT of books, mostly old paperbacks, due to space constraints plus I knew eventually I'd be moving again and couldn't face moving all of that stuff one...more...time. Now that I actually have moved I find that I regret having given them all away. So I guess in the spring it's off to the used book stores where I got most of them in the first place!
Book Of Shadows ( Wiccan )
Merry Meet, fellow travellers. Welcome to the Wiccan Altar of Cassandra. Blessed Be and Bright Blessings upon you all. Please walk this sacred hall with respect and diginity. Thank you for coming in and may the Divine Goddess, Mother of us all guide you and care for you as you walk upon your Sacred Path of Enlightenment. Merry Part until the time we Merry Meet again. Bide these Wiccan laws ye must With perfect love and perfect trust. Live and let live. Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out; To bind a spell every time Let the spell be spoken in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak ye little, and listen much Desoil go by waxing moon Sing and dance ye Wiccan rune. Widdershins go by waning moon Chanting out the baleful tune. When the Lady's moon is new Kiss ye hands to her times two. When the moon rides at her peak Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock t
Book 2 Chapter 18 { The War Of The Worlds
BOOK TWO THE EARTH UNDER THE MARTIANS CHAPTER ONE UNDER FOOT In the first book I have wandered so much from my own adventures to tell of the experiences of my brother that all through the last two chapters I and the curate have been lurking in the empty house at Halliford whither we fled to escape the Black Smoke. There I will resume. We stopped there all Sunday night and all the next day--the day of the panic--in a little island of daylight, cut off by the Black Smoke from the rest of the world. We could do nothing but wait in aching inactivity during those two weary days. My mind was occupied by anxiety for my wife. I figured her at Leatherhead, terrified, in danger, mourning me already as a dead man. I paced the rooms and cried aloud when I thought of how I was cut off from her, of all that might hap- pen to her in my absence. My cousin I knew was brave enough for any emergency, but he was not the sort of man to realise danger quickly, to rise prompt
Book 2 Chapter 19 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TWO WHAT WE SAW FROM THE RUINED HOUSE After eating we crept back to the scullery, and there I must have dozed again, for when presently I looked round I was alone. The thudding vibration continued with wearisome persistence. I whispered for the curate several times, and at last felt my way to the door of the kitchen. It was still day- light, and I perceived him across the room, lying against the triangular hole that looked out upon the Martians. His shoulders were hunched, so that his head was hidden from me. I could hear a number of noises almost like those in an engine shed; and the place rocked with that beating thud. Through the aperture in the wall I could see the top of a tree touched with gold and the warm blue of a tranquil evening sky. For a minute or so I remained watching the curate, and then I advanced, crouching and stepping with extreme care amid the broken crockery that littered the floor. I touched the curate's leg, and he started so v
Book 2 Chapter 20 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER THREE THE DAYS OF IMPRISONMENT The arrival of a second fighting-machine drove us from our peephole into the scullery, for we feared that from his elevation the Martian might see down upon us behind our barrier. At a later date we began to feel less in danger of their eyes, for to an eye in the dazzle of the sunlight outside our refuge must have been blank blackness, but at first the slightest suggestion of approach drove us into the scullery in heart-throbbing retreat. Yet terrible as was the danger we incurred, the attraction of peeping was for both of us irresist- ible. And I recall now with a sort of wonder that, in spite of the infinite danger in which we were between starvation and a still more terrible death, we could yet struggle bitterly for that horrible privilege of sight. We would race across the kitchen in a grotesque way between eagerness and the dread of making a noise, and strike each other, and thrust add kick, within a few inches of exposure.
Book 2 Chapter 21 { The War Of The Worlds
21 CHAPTER FOUR THE DEATH OF THE CURATE It was on the sixth day of our imprisonment that I peeped for the last time, and presently found myself alone. Instead of keeping close to me and trying to oust me from the slit, the curate had gone back into the scullery. I was struck by a sudden thought. I went back quickly and quietly into the scullery. In the darkness I heard the curate drink- ing. I snatched in the darkness, and my fingers caught a bottle of burgundy. For a few minutes there was a tussle. The bottle struck the floor and broke, and I desisted and rose. We stood panting and threatening each other. In the end I planted myself between him and the food, and told him of my determination to begin a discipline. I divided the food in the pantry, into rations to last us ten days. I would not let him eat any more that day. In the afternoon he made a feeble effort to get at the food. I had been dozing, but in an instant I was awake. All day and all night we sat face
Book 2 Chapter 22 { The War Of The Worlds
22 CHAPTER FIVE THE STILLNESS My first act before I went into the pantry was to fasten the door between the kitchen and the scullery. But the pantry was empty; every scrap of food had gone. Appar- ently, the Martian had taken it all on the previous day. At that discovery I despaired for the first time. I took no food, or no drink either, on the eleventh or the twelfth day. At first my mouth and throat were parched, and my strength ebbed sensibly. I sat about in the darkness of the scullery, in a state of despondent wretchedness. My mind ran on eating. I thought I had become deaf, for the noises of movement I had been accustomed to hear from the pit had ceased absolutely. I did not feel strong enough to crawl noiselessly to the peephole, or I would have gone there. On the twelfth day my throat was so painful that, taking the chance of alarming the Martians, I attacked the creaking rain-water pump that stood by the sink, and got a couple of glassfuls of blackened
Book 2 Chapter 23 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SIX THE WORK OF FIFTEEN DAYS For some time I stood tottering on the mound regardless of my safety. Within that noisome den from which I had emerged I had thought with a narrow intensity only of our immediate security. I had not realised what had been hap- pening to the world, had not anticipated this startling vision of unfamiliar things. I had expected to see Sheen in ruins-- I found about me the landscape, weird and lurid, of another planet. For that moment I touched an emotion beyond the common range of men, yet one that the poor brutes we dominate know only too well. I felt as a rabbit might feel returning to his burrow and suddenly confronted by the work of a dozen busy navvies digging the foundations of a house. I felt the first inkling of a thing that presently grew quite clear in my mind, that oppressed me for many days, a sense of dethronement, a persuasion that I was no longer a master, but an animal among the animals, under the Martian heel. With
Book 2 Chapter 24 {the War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SEVEN THE MAN ON PUTNEY HILL I spent that night in the inn that stands at the top of Putney Hill, sleeping in a made bed for the first time since my flight to Leatherhead. I will not tell the needless trouble I had breaking into that house--afterwards I found the front door was on the latch--nor how I ransacked every room for food, until just on the verge of despair, in what seemed to me to be a servant's bedroom, I found a rat- gnawed crust and two tins of pineapple. The place had been already searched and emptied. In the bar I afterwards found some biscuits and sandwiches that had been over- looked. The latter I could not eat, they were too rotten, but the former not only stayed my hunger, but filled my pockets. I lit no lamps, fearing some Martian might come beating that part of London for food in the night. Before I went to bed I had an interval of restlessness, and prowled from window to window, peering out for some sign of these monsters. I slept little. As I
Book 2 Chapter 25 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER EIGHT DEAD LONDON After I had parted from the artilleryman, I went down the hill, and by the High Street across the bridge to Fulham. The red weed was tumultuous at that time, and nearly choked the bridge roadway; but its fronds were already whitened in patches by the spreading disease that presently removed it so swiftly. At the corner of the lane that runs to Putney Bridge station I found a man lying. He was as black as a sweep with the black dust, alive, but helplessly and speechlessly drunk. I could get nothing from him but curses and furious lunges at my head. I think I should have stayed by him but for the brutal expression of his face. There was black dust along the roadway from the bridge onwards, and it grew thicker in Fulham. The streets were horribly quiet. I got food--sour, hard, and mouldy, but quite eatable--in a baker's shop here. Some way towards Walham Green the streets became clear of powder, and I passed a white terrace of houses on
Book 2 Chapter 26 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER NINE WRECKAGE And now comes the strangest thing in my story. Yet, perhaps, it is not altogether strange. I remember, clearly and coldly and vividly, all that I did that day until the time that I stood weeping and praising God upon the summit of Prim- rose Hill. And then I forget. Of the next three days I know nothing. I have learned since that, so far from my being the first discoverer of the Martian overthrow, several such wanderers as myself had already discovered this on the previous night. One man-- the first--had gone to St. Martin's-le-Grand, and, while I sheltered in the cabmen's hut, had contrived to telegraph to Paris. Thence the joyful news had flashed all over the world; a thousand cities, chilled by ghastly apprehensions, sud- denly flashed into frantic illuminations; they knew of it in Dublin, Edinburgh, Manchester, Birmingham, at the time when I stood upon the verge of the pit. Already men, weep- ing with joy, as I have heard, shouting and sta
Book 2 Chapter 27 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TEN THE EPILOGUE I cannot but regret, now that I am concluding my story, how little I am able to contribute to the discussion of the many debatable questions which are still unsettled. In one respect I shall certainly provoke criticism. My particular province is speculative philosophy. My knowledge of com- parative physiology is confined to a book or two, but it seems to me that Carver's suggestions as to the reason of the rapid death of the Martians is so probable as to be regarded almost as a proven conclusion. I have assumed that in the body of my narrative. At any rate, in all the bodies of the Martians that were examined after the war, no bacteria except those already known as terrestrial species were found. That they did not bury any of their dead, and the reckless slaughter they per- petrated, point also to an entire ignorance of the putrefactive process. But probable as this seems, it is by no means a proven conclusion. Neither is the composit
Book Of Stars
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com The roll books of the stars are kept In files atom-size, Yet just one glimpse of you or me Would fill up all the skies. I am a mystery to me As you must be to you. How could we hope to understand The mystery of two? So we will feel what we must feel And find some word to fit, Even though we look inside And see that isn't it; And I will think of you no matter What I'm thinking of, Even though I know it's much Too soon to call it love.
Book Report
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ fo r this report: Titanic... $29.99 Clinton...$29.99 Titanic... Over 3 hours to read Clinton... Over 3 hours to read Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton... Ditto for Bill. Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton... Ditto for Monica. Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton... Let's not go there. Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic... Ros
Book Report
Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life", by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over three hours to read Clinton: Over three hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titani c: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remem
Books
(Originally Posted on April 21, 2006)This Monday, I plan on going to the local Books-A-Million (or maybe the Birmingham BAM on Saturday) to buy my own copy of The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals by Levay.  I've read the copy of The Satanic Bible, but I want more info than just one book.Readers:  Any other good suggestions?Also, I'll probably do more online research to see what I can find.tag:  satan,  satanism,  satanist,  satanic,  religion,  shopping
Book Shopping Yesterday
(Originally Posted on April 25, 2006)I went to Books-A-Million yesterday to buy the two books mentioned previously (The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals), but they didn't have either of them.So I had to order them.I'm telling you, I haven't felt so perverted since I bought my first porn books in 10th grade.  The only problem I ran into was I had to give my work phone number since I don't have a home phone now.  (For some reason, the phone company wants me to pay them money to provide me with a service.  Imagine that!)  tag:  satan,  satanism,  satanist,  satanic,  religion,  books,  shopping
Books Are In!
(Originally Posted on May 5, 2006)Books-A-Million called. My two Lavey books are in. I'm going to go pick them up after work. I'll post my thoughts on them next week. tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, reading
Books And Freedom
by Dr. William Pierce A listener sent me a clipping from the New York Times last month, the November 14 edition, and I just got around to reading it. It's the obituary of a writer and Harvard professor, Dr. Richard Marius. Marius had a pretty unremarkable career: a Southern Baptist divinity school graduate and student of the Reformation who wrote several very forgettable books and taught aspiring authors at Harvard how to write. We wouldn't be interested in him, except for one detail: in 1995 he was fired as a speech writer by Al Gore. The reason he was fired is that in a book review he had written three years earlier, which was published in The Harvard Magazine, he had criticized the way the Jews in Israel treat the Palestinians there: you know, torturing prisoners, collective punishment for the families of suspected activists, and so on. Again, this criticism of the Israelis was not in a book written by Marius, but in his review of another author's book, and book reviews are ge
A Book That I'm Reading
I'm reading a book that my best friend gave me that is Called Love and Respect.. So far it is a very good book I think that I might have to read it a few times to get it in my head. There are great little saying from the bible in it. like here is on from Psalm 119:130: "the unfolding of your words gives light;it gives understanding"
Book, Please Check This Out.
Author: Irma Louise Chase-Sholes (RIP) Front Back Entire painting by my Uncle Charles (RIP) I have blogged a few of her poems also. A journey, through poetry and verse written by my Grandmother to her children and loved ones, she wrote of the seasons, her emotions and feelings, relationships, and life. This collection of poetry has helped me to get to know my Grandmother, even though she passed away a year before I was born. Since publishing this book and passing it on to my loved ones I have decided that my Gramma would want me to share her work with the world and use it for good things. That being said, I am going to donate all the royalties from the sales of this book to the American Cancer Society, as well as to the research of the cause and cure for Alzheimer's Disease. I have chosen these research groups due to the fact that I lost my Father and Uncle to Mesothelioma and also I have several relatives that are stricken with Alzheimer's Disease. I know that
Booked On 'medium'
Just got a call from my agent, on Monday I will be on the TV show 'Medium' starring Patricia Arquette and Jake Weber. It is an honor to be able to work with Jake, he has been in so much stuff. I am playing a Mexican restaraunt patron. I am so happy because it's a Paranormal show and I have ALWAYS wanted to do stuff like this, you guys know me, ghost and haunted house and horror movie freak! I will post a blog after I get home from set Monday night or Tuesday.
Bookworms
so turn Me on. add submissive & I'm hooked... are you a bookworm & would you like to get boned?
.book.burning.
ive decided...if the theory is correct...and harry potter dies in the last book... im burning all my harry potter books and going back to the world where he doesnt exist to me. and im soooo not kidding either.
The Book Of Geneisis According To St. Miguelito
The Book of Genesis According To St. Miguelito by Miguel Pinero Before the beginning God created God In the beginning God created the ghettos & slums and God saw this was good. So God said, "Let there be more ghettos & slums" and there were more ghettos & slums. But God saw this was plain so to decorate it God created leadbase paint and then God commanded the rivers of garbage & filth to flow gracefully through the ghettos. On the third day because on the second day God was out of town On the third day God's nose was running & his jones was coming down and God in his all knowing wisdom knew he was sick he needed a fix so God created the backyards of the ghettos & the alleys of the slums in heroin & cocaine and with his divine wisdom & grace God created hepatitis who begat lockjaw who begat malaria who begat degradation who begat GENOCIDE and God knew this was good in fact God knew things couldn't git better but he decided to try anyway On the fo
Book Sculpture Stash !!
Happy Tuesday ! I've added a book sculpture to my stash, it's really cool. Please stop by and check it out and leave some love. I hope you like ! Thanks. Love'n'hugs Lin xx
The Book Is Moving
It's fun watching the two books being bought. I wasn't sure if Motivation, Get it Keep it would sell any copies beyond family but it's been a year now and it's still picking up sales. Your Fitness Trip, Start, Have Fun, Don't Stop is getting exceptional comments from those who have read it so I'm hoping more start buying it. The next book Quincy and Me is still being written and it is a great story. If it gets good exposure it will make the best sellers list.
Book Review On This Book "who Moved My Cheese"
Yes, I do read. Any way. I found very quick short book Called " Who Moved My Cheese?" By Spencer Jonhson, M.D. As Written ont he cover. An A-Mazing way to Deal with Change in Your Work and in Your Life. I found That I am the hem but I am moving into the Haw prat of my life. As For work only. As for my poems. the Ideas are there. But I am stuck in a slow-mode. The peoms keep coming to me. But I have not gotten out of my comfort sone to write too publisher of Magazines like poetry magazine or writers Journal. But I have foudn some other book to help me find now Thought on how to work these things out. I jsut now realize I need to read the books Not My noraml books of Sci-fi, Fantasy, Western, And war books. Any way I am ranting here when this is to be a review. Who moved my cheese is finding your dreams and getting settled in then waking up one day to fidn that the cheese has moved on on you. The motivation you or I had at the start of working or living has moved on or chang
The Book
Book Of Knowledge
a, as is a in father e, as a in hate i, as in i in pique o, as in note u as oo in fool v, as u in gun, nasalaized (unh) Letters in parentheses are sometimes not spoke in everyday language ' indicates accent on that syllable, following a consonant means the vowel has been left out ? indicates pause after that syllable : indicates that the vowel is long and takes twice as long to say Animals, Insects, Reptiles and Fish, and BirdsEnglish/Yonega Tsalagi Phonetics English/Yonega Tsalagi Phonetics chipmunk ki-yu:-ga mink ta-ni:qua mouse, rat tsi-d-de-tsi weasel (yellow rat) da-lo'-ni-ge tsi-d-de-tsi ant do-sv-da-li bee wa-du-li:-si earthworm u-tsi:-ya, u-ni-tsi:-ya spider (a-ni-)ka-na-ne'-s-gi wasp,hornet ka-n(a)-ts(i)-s-de-tsi, a-ni-ka-n(a)-ts(i)-s-de:-tsi alligator (also, iron pot) tsu-la-s-gi, tsu-n'-la-s-gi black snake (climber) ga-le-gi bullfrog tsu-li-s-da-na:-li, tsu-n'-li-s-da-na:-li crawfish tsi:-s-dv-
The Book
I looked for some laughter, in the here and after, The here and after of you I discovered the book, after a long hard look, The book about being true. I flipped through the pages, and looked at the stages the stages of me and you. I found a few times, reading the lines the lines were colored in blue Each was a sign of the future times The times I would be without you I took one more look and discarded the book the book about me and you.
Book And Calendar
To my old friends and new friends, I would like to invite you all to purchase on of my products. I currently have a Photo Book and a Calendar available to anyone who is interested. Here is the link to my personal store on lulu...http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=971840 For those of you who decide to purchase either one of my products I appreciate it.
Book Logic
Book Logic John, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in awhile?" whined Mari. "Huh?" John responded. "Look around you!" she yells as she points around the room. "All these books. Your head is always buried in books. You don't even know I'm alive!" "Oh. I'm sorry." "You know, sometimes I wish I were a book. Then you'd at least look at me." "Hmmm," John mumbled in deep thought, "that's not a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few days and change you for something more interesting."
Book On Blogs Eh
just bought book on blogs just uploading pic of me holding it check out pic derekgod bless willing to help on this subject top 250 blogs cool eh 12.10pm uk 10/7/2007
Book Me! ;)
If your interested in booking me for a club hosting event, photo shoot or any other assignment, please visit my bookings page on my website. http://www.breannmcgregor.net/bookings/emailer_form.php muah xoxo, Breann
Book 7
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Books I've Read
I've read several other books since my last posting and also found some others I've read awhile back and thought I'd throw them up here as well: * Chronicles Volume One - Bob Dylan author, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743228154/103-3271313-9510240?v=glance&n=283155 Autobiography of Bob Dylan. What can one say about this book - I'm not a huge Dylan fan, but this is a great book. In his own words he tells of his journey for the iron range of Minnesota, to Minneapolis and finally NYC. Great insights on his thoughts, what he was trying to do with his music and ultimately what drove him to success. The description of his time in NYC not only gives a good idea of his emergence, but really the music scene itself. It also gives the reader a look at why he's considered an eccentric....what caused him to behave the way he did, very, very interesting read. * Dead Center - The Shocking True Story of a Murder on Snipe Mountain, Frank Daniels author, http://www.newhorizonpressbooks.
Book Report
Book Report One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 Clinton:..... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Ja
The Book Of Me, Parts I Ii & Iii
The stars streaked across the deep blue night Out into the world without the slightest bit of fright To the north and south, not a thing would stir My thoughts echoed, and in my head they blurred The rocks were scattered across the river before me With each step I took, it became harder to see The moonlight only reached so far The dark paths ahead seemed so hard Through the trees I now walk And to the smiling moon I talk Though no reply is received Every thought is believed Starlight faded to dawn in my eyes A tear came to my eye as I watched the twilight die The reality of my life soon faded into dreams And to this day, I still wonder what it all means My thoughts are scattered like the clouds above No light breaks through It veils all love My expression is as hard as the trees I pass by The limbs pat me on the shoulder And my spirit begins to fly Cue the sunrise on another dark day It struggles to rise But I still make my way So I turn the page on the book
Books Bound In Human Flesh
Brown University's library boasts an anatomy book that combines form and function in macabre fashion. Its cover--tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, like fine leather--is made of human skin. In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society. At the time, the best libraries belonged to private collectors. Some were doctors who had access to skin from amputated parts and patients whose bodies had gone unclaimed. In other cases, wealthy bibliophiles acquired skin from executed criminals, medical school cadavers and people who died in the poor house. Nowadays, libraries typically keep such volumes in their rare book collections and do not allow them to circulate. But scholars can examine them. Brown's John Hay Library has three books bound in human skin--the 1568 anatomy tex
The Books Are Here!!!!!!!!!
Just a little note to let everyone who pre-ordered the book know that they arrived today. If you pre-ordered the book, your personally autographed copy will be in the mail to you on Monday morning. And.....A few little newsworthy tid bits are coming very soon dealing with my book, as well as the music so please watch the blogs as I will be posting news as we have it. My thanks to everyone who pre-ordered the book and wanted their name in the dedication page. I think it was a wonderful way for some extremely supportive people to be able to show everyone they know that their name is in the book and acknowledged in it for their warm and wonderful support. Thank you all so very much for the support you have shown me, it means more to me than I am able to express to you in words, but it is there, make no mistake. Thank you again and your books will be on the way to you Monday. Have a wonderful week :) Peter Britt
Bookings
well i finally get my vaction from work hopefully if i got the money to do so i got 4 wrestling bookings coming up begining wednesday sept 5th on to sunday sept 9th i begin the rise of power in auburn maine then i continie on to westbrook maine where its me sweet tooth jimmy capone and scotty vegas then i move on to the clinton fair for shitty show i bet then off to warwcik r.i. to spend the last remandier of my vaction so if your around thoose places come out and see me Johnny
Books Are On The Way In A Few Days!
Hi everyone....I wanted to let those who pre-ordered the book know that your books will be on the way in a few days. I do apologize for not getting them out this week, but it has been a very hectic week and I am on my way to Colorado Springs tomorrow to play a very dear friends wedding on Saturday, so I am going to get the packages prepared on Sunday when we get back from Colorado Springs and hopefully get them out the mail Monday. I hope no one is angry that I could not get them out yet. I promise your books will be off soon and you will have them this coming week. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and my thanks to all my friends for your warm and always wonderful support. :) Peter
Bookmooch
Books For High School Students
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets
Books Are On The Way
Hi everyone.... I wanted to let those of you who pre-ordered the book know, that your books are on the way to you. Thank you so very much for your support and I hope you enjoy the book. :) Peter Britt
The Book Of Shadows
Your Book Of Shadows Found this particular version in Scott Cunningham's book Living Wicca: A further guide for the solitary practitioner. I should follow this advice myself. Remember that a BOS is a highly personal creation and you should see this information as a guide only. I am using Scott's outline here and adding my own comments beside each chapter. Be creative! You can alter any of this to your personal liking. 1. Title Page: outside of the title this can bear your name in runes, or a pentagram. You can also place a Blessing here to inspire yourself. 2. Laws- Here is where you place your personal and religous code of conduct. It may seem silly to tell yourself Thou shalt not kill and such but you would be surprised at how writing a set of rules down will crystalize them in our hearts and minds. 3. Invocations of the Lord and Lady- Here is where you place chants and prayers you use to call the attention of your Gods. Blessings and such 4. An altar diagram- Use
Book Of Shadows
Your Book Of Shadows Found this particular version in Scott Cunningham's book Living Wicca: A further guide for the solitary practitioner. I should follow this advice myself. Remember that a BOS is a highly personal creation and you should see this information as a guide only. I am using Scott's outline here and adding my own comments beside each chapter. Be creative! You can alter any of this to your personal liking. 1. Title Page: outside of the title this can bear your name in runes, or a pentagram. You can also place a Blessing here to inspire yourself. 2. Laws- Here is where you place your personal and religous code of conduct. It may seem silly to tell yourself Thou shalt not kill and such but you would be surprised at how writing a set of rules down will crystalize them in our hearts and minds. 3. Invocations of the Lord and Lady- Here is where you place chants and prayers you use to call the attention of your Gods. Blessings and such 4. An altar diagram- Use
Book I Am Reading
I am Reading a Book call "Blaze" by Steven King. It is a really good book. If you want to know more about the book ask me.
"bookie"???? Monster.....
Bookie Monster?????? lol.... "where books have a little ... bite!!" lol... Set up by John Dent Location: Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom As stated on the site: "John is a Ravenous Reader, and will be returning to University in september to finish a degree in French (and misc). John will get a job in the publishing industry even if it kills him." (Note: It is taking every bit of me from keeping from correcting his grammatical and punctuation errors! Augghghghgh.... For a wannabe publisher, he doesn't proof his work too well, but it does have some interesting blog posts!)
The Book Is Out
Hey, just wanted to tell you all that the book one of my adoptive mothers illustrated is now officially in print now and can be purchased through either Barnes & Noble or Amazon. The title is "The Mist" by Bill Darsey, illustrated by Donna McCaskill. I am so excited! Just so you know, the proceeds from this book are going into a trust for Bill's grand daughter who suffers from schizophrenia and has been hospitalized in Louisiana. Check it out, its for a good cause...and shes an amazing artist
Book That Never Made It
Book Lover
Book Lover by talynkotr © I never thought that an antique book store would be a good place to meet women, but I took the job anyway. I would have preferred to be tutoring poor helpless freshman girls. However, beggars can't be choosers and my tuition bills have been catching up with my unemployed self. The best part about this job is that I don't need to know anything about the material. Half the books are not even written in English. So, I basically just need to know where the titles go. Besides, I work the night shift, and not many customers show up anyway. Mostly, I just sit on my chair behind the register, which are both older then some of the books, and take the shoppers' money if anyone actually shows up to buy a book. This all changed the second Rose walked into the store. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. As she glances around the shop, I can see that her face is the picture of perfection. She is a little pale, but her striking features make me forget al
Book Babe
Book Babe by Big_Mick81 © There's something intrinsically erotic about a library. At least that's my opinion. I recently had an encounter I won't soon forget. I was preparing for an overseas trip, so I decided to go to the library and research some of my destinations. The tiny library is located on a leafy street in southern Sydney. It's one of those intimate libraries with not many books, and therefore not many visitors. I went to the library around midday on a Monday. As I entered the building I saw the lone librarian on the phone, trying her best to whisper. I don't know why as I could hear everything she was saying anyway. The library is full of nooks and crannies, so for a bit of privacy I walked around the corner and out of the librarian's view. I sat at a desk with a wooden partition, which allowed another person to sit on the opposite side yet have a bit of privacy. To the right of the partition I spotted a sexy blonde girl working on one of the computers. She looked
Book Store Bang
Book Store Bang by Elainabunny © I noticed the new store on my way home from work. It intrigued me because it was a used bookstore. I am an avid reader; at least two books per day, and the local library couldn't keep up with me. I would read anything from romance to mystery, but my new favorite was adult erotica. It all started when I transposed a number on my book club order. I was just going to send the book back, but it kept beckoning me. I couldn't believe my eyes as I read the first chapter, but I loved it. Reading the words was like feeling strong hands caressing my entire body. I think I may have even climaxed while reading! I found myself wondering if the used bookstore would have any erotica as I drove by that day. I pulled into a parking space and entered the store. It was small inside and had mismatched bookshelves holding the merchandise. Signage showed the categories-Romance-Mystery-Fiction-Science Fiction and many more. I figured if there was erotica it would be in a
Books And Roses
Books and Roses by Queen of Mars © Jeff absently straightens his tie as he climbs the wide, glass-sided staircase to the second floor of Borders Books. It is a weekday and near closing time. Few customers remain. Finally he is going to meet his mystery lover. After weeks of exchanging steaming correspondence, fantasies, and near-pornographic propositions over the Internet, they have arranged to meet for late drinks at a nearby restaurant, a "blind date." He checks his watch again - still too early. With time to kill he has decided to browse the bookstore, one of "her" favorite places. She mentioned that Borders offered an excellent selection on human relations and sexuality, joking that he could "study up." Finding the section he begins distractedly scanning the titles, not really seeing them. He checks his watch again. He feels that flutter in his stomach, that tingling anticipation of meeting someone for the first time, a conflict between nervousness, excitement, and curio
Book Review: One Soldier's Story: A Memoir
During the 1996 presidential election, I was a member of the College Republicans (CRs). We working in West Virginia to get a GOP governor elected more than supporting Fmr. US Sen. Robert Dole (R-KS) to win the White House. I guess we did this because we really knew than Dole had no real chance of beating then-US Pres. William J. Clinton (D-AR), but more importantly it was because we really didn't know who Dole was. In reading this book, if I (and my fellow CRs) had know this story back in 1996, then I think we would have fought harder to win him more votes. Plot: This autobiography covers in detail the brief military experiences of Dole in World War II in Italy. But mostly, he discusses how he overcame physical disability to finish his education and serve in the US Senate. Likes: RD writes as he speaks-plain talk.; He shares the credit for his recovery with his doctors, fellow soldiers, family but also acknowledges that it was a lot of his own hard work that helped too.; I
Book Review: The Truth About Hillary (2005)
No woman in modern American history has had a greater influence and been a greater star in politics than US Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY). Author: Edward Klein Plot: The life, goals, accomplishments, failures and quest for power of HRC are examined to discover what makes her tick. Likes: The good, bad and ugly of HRC is exposed through a combination of biography and the narrative background of the Monica Lewinsky Affair.; The author tries to sift through the rumors about HRC's life to find the truth. Dislikes: The author never really stakes a stand on whether he likes, dislikes or is indifferent in his opinion of HRC. So I never could figure out if he is trying to promote or rile against her. And never have read anything else by him, I had no way of determining his biases. Favorite Quote: "Hillary inspires fear!"--Fmr. US Pres. Richard Nixon (R-CA) Out of four stars, I give this book 3 1/2 stars. A good look at the possible next American president, but the author
Book Review: Where The Right Went Wrong (2004)
The Republican Party has been under attack from both outside and inside forces. When the Left and the Democrats aren't trying to take it down, Neo-Conservatives (Neo-Cons) and traditional Conservatives are battling for control. This battle has led to the Dem take over of both the US House And Senate in 2006, and a very good chance that the Democrats will win the White House in 2008. Leading the charge against the Neo-Cons is Patrick J. Buchanan MS, BA in his 2004 book Where The Right Went Wrong: How Neoconservatives Subverted The Reagan Revolution And Hijacked The Bush Presidency. Plot: PJB uses history, humor and brutal honestly to explain how the GOP screwed the US and the World. He also discusses how to clean up the messes made. Likes: He goes into great detail in explaining how the American Empire has developed and is doomed to failure.; His uses history to better explain how the Iraqi War, US economy and other issues have come about due to forces within and outside of the
Book Review: Wicked: The Life And Times Of The Wicked Witch Of The West (1995)
I am both a fan of the film The Wizard of Oz (1939) and the Broadway hit Wicked, so I have been looking forward to reading this book for sometime. While I expected to learn new things about WWW, Dorothy or Glinda (The Good With of the North), I was surprised to find such an adult oriented fairy tale in this prequel. Plot: Elphaba is a quiet, misunderstood girl who overcomes her disability of being born with green skin to become an eco-terrorist and reluctant witch that will known mistakenly as The Wicked Witch of the West. Likes: 1. New Details about the WWW-We learn that Elphie has no interest or talent in magic, but she actually is a trained naturalist.; Glinda (actually named Galinda) studies magic but is pretty bad at it, and she never considers her a witch by trade.; Dorothy never wanted to kill Elphie, but wanted to help her stop the Wizard from enslaving Oz's sentient animals. And there are many others. 2. We get to see the points of view of various Oz characters, an
Book Review: In Contempt (1996)
I remember watching the verdict of the OJ Simpson trail on tv in my Education Psychology class in college. I was pretty stunned when he was found "not guilty". I wasn't the only one. Christopher Darden J.D. was blown away as he saw all his hard work on the LA District Attorney team get blown out of the water. In Contempt (1996) is the quasi-autobiography of Darden during his time in which he was involved with the Simpson trial. Plot: An insider's look at how Chris Darden grew up to become a lawyer and household name due to the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman by Orenthal James Simpson during the mid-1990's. Likes: The book opens with CD's first reaction to the reading of the verdict, and goes on to tell the tale of CD's life.; There are segments of blow-by-blow action between segments of a general overview of information.; It has a good pace with no slow parts. Interesting Segment: There is a scene in which CD fully commits himself to the OJ case. His co-worker, a
Book Review: 007 James Bond: A Report (1965)
For all you James Bond fans, O.F. Snelling writes a short reference guide about the early adventures of UK's most famous Secret Service agent. The book discusses Bond by exploring his image, women and enemies. It also explores Ian Fleming's inspiration of the Bond character, and what future adventures may occur for 007. Also there is lite criticism of the early novels and films. I like this book because it explores the James Bond saga as pieces of adventure literature with each novel being its own part of the overall story. Now I do warn you that this maybe a hard book to find. I got mine at an used book store. But if you find it, and check it out.
Book Review: Angels & Demons (2000)
It is believed that science and religion are opposite sides of the same coin. But what if they are just two different ways of seeing and experiencing God? This idea is explored in Dan Brown's novel featuring Dr. Robert Langdon. Plot: Dr. Langdon races against time to save the Vatican and the Roman Catholic Church from the power of creation it self. Likes: Brown combines art history, the history of Catholic law and tradition and modern physics into a fast-paced storyline. There is drama, a little humor, horror and spirituality in how good fights evil. There is at least two good twists at the end. Dislikes: Brown doesn't develop his main character much. He is a bit wordy at times, and assumes that the reader is not knowledgable about culture. Sequel: The De Vinci Code (2003) Out of four stars, I give it three stars. A good storyline with a combination of science and religion, but could have had Langdon's character better developed.
Book Review: Battle Ready (2004)
The job of the US Military is to "kill people and break things" for 95% of the time; but for the other 5%, it has to do "Operations Other Than War" (OOTW). Battle Ready is the part-biography, part-autobiography and part-history of the "Warrior Peacemaker" Gen. Anthony (Tony) Zinni, USMC-Retired. The book is written by Zinni, Tom Clancy and Tony Koltz. Plot: The book follows the career of Gen. Zinni through his two tours in Vietnam, emergency relief and security operations in the Philippines, Operation Provide Comfort in Turkey and northern Iraq, Operation Provide Hope in the former Soviet Union, Operations Restore Hope, Continue Hope, and United Shield in Somalia, Operations Resolute Response and Noble Response in. Kenya, Operations Desert Thunder, Desert Fox, Desert Viper, Desert Spring, Southern Watch and the Maritime Intercept Operations in the Persian Gulf, and Operation Infinite Reach against terrorist targets in the Central Region. Not mention he was involved in the plannin
Book Review: The Italian Secretary (2005)
Caleb Carr tackles the adventures of Sherlock Holmes (a consulting detective) and Dr. John Watson (a retired British Army medical doctor) in a new story of mystery. Plot: Holmes and Watson are asked by Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock's older brother) to investigate two mysterious deaths at a Scottish castle that could be a sign of a larger threat to Queen Victoria. Likes: Much is detailed about the relationship between the Holmes brothers.; The mystery unravels slowly so to not give anything away until that last 3 chapters or so. Dislikes: Carr sacrifies his style of writing to imitate the writing style of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Carr is great at using psychology and forensics to give a gritty storyline, but he doesn't do it this time. Instead, he resorts to almost a "Scooby-Doo" style of telling how Holmes and Watson solve the case. Out of 4 stars, I give it 2 1/2 stars. A good try at the Sherlock Holmes storytelling style, but it lacks Carr's unique touches to make it a better t
Book Review: The De Vinci Code (2003)
Soon to be released as a movie later this month, Dan Brown writes a good book that makes a lot of history and lore very interesting to read about. Plot: A symbologist and a cryptologist join forces to uncover the greatest treasure and cover-up in world history. Likes: The book teaches the reader about religion, art history, code breaking and European history as the adventure unfolds.; Almost 500 pages, the 105 short chapters tell the overall storyline at a quick pace.; Brown uses flashbacks to tell the background stories on the major characters.; There are many twists and turns that keep the story interesting. Dislikes: The book's ending seems to be rushed a bit. It starts making thing confusing. Prequel: "Angels & Demons" (2000) Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 1/2 stars. Overall a good book that could have used a less rushed end.
Book Review: "harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone" (1997)
The first of the seven part saga about the life and times of a young wizard-in-training. Plot: Harry discovers he is a wizard, and so he goes off to Hogwarts to begin his training. Likes: JK Rowling takes time to describe every character, place and situation.; The magic was wizarding world is revealed in a way that makes he believe you are there. Dislikes: The overall story set-up takes some time to get through. Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 1/2 stars. A great start to the series of books.
Book Review: "harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets" (1999)
This is the second of seven books about the training of a young wizard. Plot: Harry returns to more studies and adventure as he tries to keep Hogwarts from closing. Likes: It introduces some new characters; It explains some of the history of Hogwarts. Dislikes: Not really an exciting storyline.; Lacks the detail of the first book. Out of 4 stars, I give it 2 1/2 stars. Nice new characters, but not a great sequel.
Book Review: "harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban" (1999)
This the third book in the set of seven tales about a young wizard. Plot: Harry Potter is out to revenge the deaths of his parents as he completes his third year at Hogwarts. Likes: The story deepens as Harry learns about his past.; We begin to see how powerful a wizard Harry is becoming. Dislikes: None Out of 4 stars, I give it 4 stars. It is a great book.
Book Review: " Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire" (2000)
This is the forth of seven books about a growing wizard-in-training. Plot: Harry Potter is somehow gotten himself into the Tri-Wizard Games. Likes: We see more about the early wars between Lord Voldemont and the Ministry of Magic.; We see all the characters grow into young adults. Dislikes: A very long book that really has two story lines. Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 1/2 stars. A good read even though it is long.
Book Review: "harry Potter And The Order Of The Pheonix" (2003)
This is the fifth book of seven about the continuing adventures of a young wizard. Plot: Harry Potter and and Hogwarts are under attack by the Ministry of Magic. Likes: It shows that not everything goes right for Harry.; Introduces more characters needed for the last two books. Dislikes: Another long book to read that seems to go on forever at times. Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 stars. Good plot twists, but too long.
Book Review: "harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince" (2005)
This is the sixth of seven books about a young wizard learning his trade. Plot: Harry begins his advanced classes as he prepares to battle his enemies. Likes: A fast read since the action and storyline is at a quicker pace.; We see Harry come into his element as a wizard. Dislikes: Makes you really want to read the seventh book. And then you feel bad because it isn't out yet. Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 1/2 stars. A good read that makes you beg for more.
Book Review: Harry Potter And The Deadly Hallows (2007)
This is the seventh and final book in the series about a young wizard in training. Plot: Harry ditches his last year of wizard's school to finish the war with his mortal enemy. Likes: All the lose ends of the previous books are tied up neatly.; We get a peak into the lives of Harry, Ron and Hermione as adults.; While many key minor characters are killed off, a few ours rise up to the challenge of leadership and bravery.; There seems to be an open-ended ending in which future novels could be about either the threesome as adults or their kids. Dislikes: There are times when the book tends to drag some.; The final undoing of some villains seemed to fall flat.; There should have been more storyline being taken place at Hogwarts. Out of 4 stars, I give it three stars. A good way to end the series but it could have been more Hogwarts oriented.
Book Review: Star Wars-episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
This is the first installment of the six-part saga that details the rise and fall of the Empire and Jedi Order. A book I have been wanting to read for some time. Plot: While two Jedi knight try to help a young queen save her planet, they come across a little boy who is destined for greatness. Likes: There a lot of little scenes here that never made it to the film that better explain the backgrounds of the Sith and Anakin Skywalker's life on Tatooine.; The author, Terry Brooks, captures the excitement of the various battle scenes that occur towards the end of the novel.; We learn that Anakin fore sees much of his future with Padme, and understands that he will be her husband. Dislikes: Little is said about the pasts of Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his Jedi Apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi. Out of four stars, I give this book three stars. The small scenes add dimension to the overall storyline, but more could have been said about the two main Jedi characters.
Book Review: Star Wars-episode Ii: Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Plot: Anakin Skywalker finds love as he protects the young senator Padme. Likes: Tells to the slow but progressive romance between Anakin and Padme.; Begins to show the Clone wars, the wars mentioned vaguely in Episode IV.; Introduces the new characters of Boba Fett and Dark Jedi Count Dooku. Dislikes: Actions scenes are poorly written.; The story is told at such a slow pace that it gets boring in parts. Out of 4 stars: 2 Stars. A true Star Wars fan will like it if he/she doesn't find it too boring.
Book Review: Star Wars-jedi Trial (2004)
In Jedi Trial, one of the campaigns of the Clone Wars is expanded upon. Plot: Anakin Skywalker tries to earn his full Jedi knighthood by assisting a discredited Jedi Master in winning a key battle. Likes: We see the universe of Star Wars expand to introduce some new characters that make the story an interesting read.; There is more of a military feel to the novel that gives more creditability to the storyline.; The storyline moves at a good pace that keeps the reader involved. Dislikes: Very little involvement of the other key characters that are usually in the Prequel stories. I.e. Yoda, Obi-Won, the Emperor. Out of 4 stars, I give it 2 1/2 stars. A good read, but could have used more Obi-Won in it.
Book Review-"star Wars: Labyrinth Of Evil" (2005)
The first novel I have read in months, I read in about three hours. Billed as the "must-read prequel" to "Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith", it basically sets up the major characters, story lines and subplots that will be explored in the SW-E3 movie. It also gives a crash course on what has happened between SW-E2 and SW-E3 with the main heros and villains. Without really giving anything away: Obi-Won Kenobi is now a Master Jedi Knight on the Jedi Council. Anakin Skywalker is a full Jedi Knight now who teams up with Obi-Won for missions. Count Dooku and Darth Sidious are continuing with their plans to start the Galactic Empire. Not really a fast-paced book. It uses a lot of conversations between Yoda and Mace Windu to explain back stories and summarize what happened in SW-E1 and SW-E2. What few "action scenes" that occur are mostly witty comments between Anakin and Obi-Won during battles or chases. Out of 4 stars, I give it 2. Hopefully the novel of SW-E3 will be m
Book Review: Star Wars-episode Iii: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
This the novel of the last part of George Lucus's six-part space opera that spans the adventures of two generations. Plot: Anakin Skywalker is tempted by the Dark Side of the Force as he tries to find a way to save the life is his wife, Padme. Obi-Won Kenobi fights to end the Clone Wars. Likes: The book tells the story from the different points of view from the various main characters.; The action and battle scenes are well described.; The story has a good steady pace. Dislikes: Has very little background story on the character of Gen. Greivous.; Has little information on how Anakin is physically transformed into Darth Vader. Out of 4 stars, I give it 3 stars. I good read, but could have been more detailed in parts.
Book Review: Star Wars: Dark Lord-the Rise Of Darth Vader (2006)
James Luceno pretty much writes a book that could be also known as Star Wars-Episode 3.2. It answers a lot of questions about Lord Of The Sith Darth Vader that his fans have been wanted answered for years. Plot: Anakin Skywalker, former Jedi Knight, begins his new life as the Lord Of The Sith Darth Vader. He adjusts to his new life as he begins hunting down the last of the Jedi Knights. Likes: (Where do I begin?) We learn how badly wounded Anakin/Darth really is, and what he goes through as he lives in his survival suit. We learn the true relationship between Anakin/Darth and Emperor Palpatine/Lord Sidious. We learn how Vader and Moff Tarkin become friends and begin there working relationship. Interesting Passage: There is a passage in the book in which Anakin/Darth is complaining about his suit to Palpatine. He basically bitches for several minutes until Palpatine reminds him that he is lucky to be alive at all. It shows that Anakin/Darth wasn't always groveling to his master
Book Review: Star Wars Trilogy: Collector's Edition (2004)
In a special exclusive for Border's Books, the "Star Wars" Trilogy is now in a three-novel hardback form. It contains "Star Wars-Episode IV: A New Hope", "Star Wars-Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back" and "Star Wars-Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi". This review will examine and review these three stories a a complete set. Plot: About 20 years after the fall of the Old Republic, a rag-tag group of freedom fights struggle to end the reign of the Galatic Empire. Likes: There are a few new insights into the thinking of Darth Vader during the events covered by these novels.; There are a few new paragraphs that show the connections between all six novels. Dislikes: There are a few chapters left out from the original versions of these novels. This leaves out small scenes between key characters and all of Chewbacca's dialogue.; The novels read much like the film screenplay. Out of four stars, I give this set three stars. While it is nice to add these novels to my book collection in
Book Review: "origins Of The Crash: The Great Bubble And Its Undoing" (2004)
One of my little hobbies is reading and studying US economic history. So when I found Roger Lowenstein's book at my local dollar store, I knew I found something worth adding to academic book collection. Plot: RL examines the rise and fall of the .com industry, Enron, WorldCom and other firms that used quasi-illegal accounting and stock trading tricks to boost their stock prices. Likes: RL uses the context of modern US economic history (i.e 1900 to present) as a backdrop to show how abuses could, did and will again occur in the inflation of a firm's stock price.; He dishes out equal blame to both the Democrats and Republicans in ignoring and even sometimes aiding in these abuses.; He writes in a style that is easy to understand in that he uses non-business related examples to explain difficult economic concepts. Dislikes: While RL states how the financial press reported the rise and fall of these firm's abuses, he never directly blames them helping promote nor truly investigati
Book Review: "puppetmaster: The Secret Life Of J. Edgar Hoover" (2004)
Author: Richard Hack Plot: An in-depth examination of John Edgar Hoover from childhood to death. In between, we see how he combined his gift of intelligence, love of organization and need to be in control into the tools he would use to make him the most powerful law enforcement official of the 20th century. Likes: JEH is shown in all his glory and evil. As you read, there are times you are impressed by him, and times you might dislike him.; The author never really judges JEH himself but gives enough well researched information that helps the reader to decide JEH's place in US history. Dislikes: While the subject matter is interesting, the writing style (which is like reading a college term paper) doesn't exactly make the book a page-turner. Five Facts: 1. JEH went from high school straight to earning a Masters In Law degree from George Washington University night law school. 2. JEH joined the US Dept. Of Justice at a time when it was very corrupt with political appoin
Book Tour
AUTUMN BOOK TOUR Dover Delaware Walden Books October 27th and 28th 1-4pm Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE ------------------------------------------- Lancaster Pennsylvania Walden Books Park City Mall November 10th and 11th 1-4pm both days Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE -------------------------------------------------- The Gallery Mall Philadelphia PA, Borders Books November 16th 1-6pm Signing with other authors for THE SOUND OF HORROR anthology -------------------------------------------------- King of Prussia Pennsylvania Borders Books November 17th 2-5pm ---------------------------------------------------- Signing copies of GHOST OF A CHANCE Barnes and Noble Tribecca Manhattan, New York December 15th 1-5pm signing copies of all books. MORE TO COME AFTER THE HOLIDAYS
Book Review: "straight To Darkness" (2005)
Author: Faye Kellerman Plot: As the Nazi Party grows in strength, the new Chief Inspector of Munich (Germany) City PD's homicide department tries to track down a serial killer. Likes: A good mix of a murder mystery and telling of the events in Munich that lead to the rise of Nazi Germany.; All levels of German society and political sides are shown truthfully.; All characters are shown as being both good and bad. Dislikes: FK adds some last minute twists that just aren't needed to extend the story line out some. It has no real affect on the ending other than making the book a chapter longer. Interesting Part Of The Book: Adolf Hitler pops up in the story line from time to time either by being talked about by the other characters or being a suspect in the murders. Out of four stars, I give this book three stars.
Book At Mid Nite
Book Info- Mailing Lists-
So my publisher offers up to 100 contacts for me to have on a mailing list to keep informed of my book, signings, releases special offers etc. If you would like to be put on this mailing list please let me know here, I do need your contact info. Please don't leave it on this blog, (though you can say me me pick me! hehe) PM your info to me or you can email it directly to me at melanderson7079@comcast.net (my email will be changing as soon as I get my Authors website up.. yeah I've been slacking on that as well. But I will keep you posted!) Love you all! Oh and please hurry I'm already way past my deadline due to pc probs *cries*
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Book Review: Never Again (2006)
Plot: John Ashcroft tells of his life and times as he served as US Pres. GW Bus (R-TX)'s first attorney general. Likes: He goes into great detail in explaining his feelings and thoughts as history unfolds around him.; He explains the reasons why he and Pres. Bush acted during the events of Sept. 11th, 2001. Dislikes: He speaks little of his life before and after his political career. Out of four stars, I give it three stars. The reader learns a lot about JA and his time with Pres. Bush but little about him directly.
Books For Sale On E-bay...please Read
I am selling books on e-bay. Only selling a few to start. Here is the list. Look for: Janet Chapman-"The Stranger in her Bed." Historical romance novel Lynsay Sands-"The Chase"-Historical romance novel Margo Maguire-"The Perfect Seduction"-Historical romance novel Dean Kootnz-"False Memory"-Fiction Novel Dean Kootnz-"Mr. Murder"-Fiction Novel Tom Perrotta-"Little Children"-Fiction novel Danielle Steel-"The Wedding"-Novel Danielle Steel-"Dating Game"-Novel If you see anything you like, go to www.ebay.com and bid. 6 days left. Melissa
Book Review: The Other Side Of Me (2005)
Author: Sidney Sheldon Plot: An autobiography of an award-winning writer whose career spans Broadway, tv, film and literature. Yet with all his success, SS had to still overcome poverty, bipolar disorder and personal heartache. Likes: This book is hard to put down since SS is such a good writer. With his background in entertainment writing, it reads like a novel for a new film.; There is a lot about Hollywood and all its glory and ugliness. Dislikes: The second half of the book becomes a hodge-podge loosely connected mini-adventures. (I began to get lost in his various life experiences.) Out of four stars, I give this book three stars. A good read about SS's rise in the entertainment world, but ends with a mad, uneven collection of side stories.
Book
Ok for those of you that have been asking me about totems.. I would advise you to all read the book by Ted Andrew's....
Book Update
Well I just got a conf. From my publisher my book is on its way to print and may be in stores as soon as next month!!! *does a happy dance* So.. the day it hits stores I whole heartedly expect you all to go buy it :P lol
The Book Signing
The Book Signing By Eric Ethan In a dream I had I want to share with you I published a book of poems and short stories of great feeling and wonderful writings by Eric Ethan The crowd was a long line in small town where they want me to Autograph the book I written I sign 30 books or more as they brought the books in by boxes as they read the writings of me. A lot of people ask me question who inspired you to write this book and they read who is the sherry bear, I said she is my special friend who got me back to writing again and I kept at it and got it published, they wanted me to read a excerpt from my book, I read the poem of the blessing event and their ears glue to my quiet voice as read on. After I was done no one said nothing I saw a few tears here and there. There was a wonderful round of applause for the great writing I have done. I went back to my autographs books and shook hands and was ask when the
Book Excerpt
Chapter 26 I drove a few miles down the road before realizing how fast I was driving. I was crying so hard I could barely see so I slowed down and pulled over to the curb. I had to get control of myself! I cried for a while as I lay my head on the steering wheel; tears dripping onto my lap. When the worst of my outburst was over, and I calmed down a little, I sat there for a few minutes to regroup. I wanted the tears to stop but they wouldn’t. I gave myself the choice, ‘You can either wait here until you get it all out, or you can go home. Suck it up Char! Get your ass home!’ When I looked in the mirror and noticed how red and puffy my eyes had already become. I cursed Marc under my breath for doing this to me and making me feel this way. I found a Kleenex and wiped my face as I waited for the next car to pass, then pulled back out onto the road. I was unable to stop crying as I drove on, and all the while hoping I would. Through a foggy vision I realized I had final
Book Signing Schedule
My new novel is selling well. Here is the link if anyone is interested to purchase. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780979988448&itm=3 Here is the booksigning tour information: Hope to see you all. Eric Enck will be signing copies of the following books, TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE at the following bookstores: First off, a little insight: TELL ME YOUR NAME is a violent novel centering around a serial killer murdering pregnant women and leaving other dead killer's fingerprints at the crime scenes eluding the police. You can also order the book anywhere on-line. You can ship it to Eric for a signature at the address listed down below. Amazon has the cheapest prices as of now. THE RECKONING is a bloody tale about a young college student who is obsessed with vampires in books. She begins a killing spree based on her suffering past with her father. Little does she know, that after many gory killing
Book Of Love
Oh I wonder, I wonder, I wonder who. . .’ -- the Monotones I don’t know who wrote the Book of Love, but it was most certainly a woman. I know this because our system of romance is completely screwed up -- the Book of Love was written without men’s interests in mind. Which is why it’s usually men who are the romantic outlaws: They must operate outside accepted norms of sexual behavior to accommodate their special needs. They become scoundrels, liars, cheats, cads, gypsies, tramps, and thieves; they routinely betray marital commitments, trick women into bed, consort with prostitutes, and blame the dog when they rip a fart. So if it’s true that men are pigs, it’s because nobody consulted us when the rules of love were being written. As if the Bible didn’t screw mankind up enough, they had to throw in another book to finish the job. According to the Book of Love, mankind has just two options: be married or be single. Choosing between them is like choosing whether
A Book I've Already Read
This far corner In Borders I come looking Never expecting You’d actually Show It’s been ages Since last we Talked Out my door You quickly Disappeared Kinda funny meeting You here in The romance books Didn’t recognize you There, till the light Played on your eyes Yes but shouldn’t You be in the Games section That was what I had become To You Yes, Maria with your Heart, I did Play Forgive me for Failing to see The beauty within Well, your heart That comes With such love Dark and stained Deep within Like blood drops Yes, blood that Still robs me Of life Like your absence From my solitary Existence Which like dry leaves Turns so fragile Yearning For you Like moisture In the hot Florida sun Burns the soul Yet leaves me longing For more of you I know you are Still not complete Yet stronger Now you think Life has come Full circle, Kyle Returning me to you I’ll just leave you Here, with a pitiful
Book About Farts
Today I listened to my son read a book about farts that he found in the doctors office. Written by shito cho ( no shit) shito says that on average pple release about 1/3 cup of gas per fart and about 2 cups of gas per day... thas some funny shit lol
Books And Reading: Why It's A Good Idea!
I've begun to notice a trend with most people today: No one seems to like to read. They look upon a book as if it's some sort of horrible, disease-causing object. As if the very thought of opening a book and looking through printed words (gasp!) is going to cause their whole life to collapse. This doesn't seem to be an exaggeration to me. Unfortunate as it may sound, more and more people seem bound and determined not to read. Almost as if they're rebelling from it. It's sad, but it's true. I've heard many, many people say, “Reading's for geeks and nerds,” or, “Reading is boring,” or even, “Movies are better than books.” I can't help but looked surprised, and maybe even a little bit appalled. Call me a geek or a nerd, call me boring, but reading is a passion of mine. Give me a good book over a movie any day. Yes, a movie is entertaining, and special effects are wonderful and amazing, but there is nothing out there that can compare to getting lost in a good book. I won't l
Books On Line
As a HUGE fan of the author Edgar Rice Burroughs (who wrote Tarzan among other great books) I was pleased to discover recently that many of his books can now be read ON LINE, for FREE! I'm re reading The Land That Time Forgot right now, and finding it just as riveting now as it was when I first read it some 25 or 30 years ago! Man that dude could WRITE! He paints vivid pictures in your mind, and you escape into the world he's painted for you, reluctant to leave it. When the book ends, you want to read more, and lucky for us, he wrote a LOT! So if you are a fan like me you will want to bookmark this page or save it to your favorites or whatever you do to save it to return to time and again...If you aren't a fan YET, check it out, and you will become one! ENJOY! http://www.literature.org/authors/burroughs-edgar-rice/ XOxo~Drea
The Book Of Life
life HARE RAMA___ life is not just a pass it is some thing more that that & book of life teaches a lot from the past experiences their in to make all necessary correction to carry on with in a true mode & fair life style to reach at its best which counts to be glorious by the true saints & lord of all for here & here onwards too. It reflects on the bare facts of life to visualize them & align the course of life to correct the life style accordingly to achieve the ultimate glory of life. Life is so easy to pass if knows the mode to interact with & same time very tough to carry on with if perception is wrong but it is rest assure that life is a short stay on the planet & if taken in right spirit then it will be glories success their for here & here after. With out content desire cannot cease; and so long as desire continues one can never dream of happiness in life though desire is the sources of inspiration to life but still optimist is the limit to adhere with. Can
Book Of Mighty Small
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." -Amelia Barn-
The Book Is Waiting For You. Really!
So, do YOU have your copy of Peter Britt's book "ALL THAT I AM, I THINK!" yet? If you don't, now is a great time to click a link below and get yours on the way. Critically acclaimed as "The Woman's Nightstand Companion", you AND your significant other can gain insight to the secrets of the universe! Well, maybe not that good, but it's filled with humor and common sense. Maybe a few secrets, you be the judge! If you would like an autographed copy, use the links below the photo. Thanks very much to my friends and fans for your warm and wonderful support. Peter Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by Peter Britt EXCERPTS "A quote of the h
Books
For those of you in college, or that were in college... Remember the end of the year? The time of year that the class is done and over with. To make things better, you can sell your books for some extra cash and be able to get yourself something nice to celebrate. Good times, right? So far, there are no good times for me. I've tried selling a grip of my books, and I couldn't because there are new editions coming out. Bunch of crap! Some of these books cost a good amount of money, too. It's the worst when the bookstore twists your arm because there are no used books for the kind you want, and you have to buy a new one. Not just a new one, but an expensive one. Then, you return it thinking, "It's new, so I'm sure I'll get some money back for it." Instead, no, you get nothing. Good day, sir.
A Book Of Memories
Hidden in the attic, all the way upstairs, is something very special, that I would like to share. My hopes, my dreams, old photographs, of good times and bad times that make me laugh. The joy of a hug, the thrill of a kiss, leaves me to remember the pure, simple bliss. I cry for the fun, and giggle for the pain, I enjoyed the good life I was able to maintain. The thoughts and wishes, they all stay with me, all of these contained in my book of memories.
The Bookends
MJBlette (Mike) and D.A.M. (Debbie) have been friends for years. And if you watch them interacting with each other, you'll understand why. They have the exact same sense of humor that has more often than not put me in stitches! This is Debbie D.A.M.@ fubar I met Debbie through Rhonda AKA Ra Ra (Sis). And I am so glad I did! Debbie is a very strong woman who has been through a lot in her life. And yet she always keeps a positive attitude. Debbie is a lot like Rhonda, in that she has a huge heart and cares very deeply for other people. Debbie has many talents, and she is very creative. She is a top knotch photographer who edits her own work to make it even more beautiful...if that's possible. :-) Please go check her out, and give her work the attention it deserves. You won't regret it! This is Mike MJBlette@ fubar Mike is a real swee....oops, I mean, a real bad boy! *winks* I'm not supposed to tell anyone that little secret. LOL Mike has a wicked sens
Books I Am Curently Reading, You Might Like Them So Check Them Out.
These two books are awesome. Please if they sound interesting to you go check you local library to see if they have them, I assure you that they are very good books. The following picture is of the book I am more interested in. It is a about a 14 year old girl, who gets in with a bad crowd and ends up pregnant. I am almost done with this one, and will be starting another one written by another anonymous teenager going threw everyday struggles. This Next book was the first one I started reading but my attention span will not let me get to interested in, but it has helped me figure out how to present my self at some up-coming job interviews. This next book I just couldn't put down. It tells you of a young teenage girl who has a great life but shitty parents and ends up in foster homes. It is a great story. Please feel free to leave me some comments on your thoughts.
The Book "plug In Hybirds"
A politically polarized America is coming together over a new kind of car - the plug-in hybrid - that will save drivers money, reduce pollution, and increase national security by reducing dependence on imported oil. Plug-in Hybrids points out that, whereas hydrogen fuel-cell cars won't be ready for decades, the technology and infrastructure for plug-in hybrids exist today. Unlike conventional hybrid cars, which can't run without gasoline, plug-in hybrids use gasoline or cheaper, cleaner, domestic electricity - or both. Although not yet for sale, demand for plug-in hybrids is widespread, coming from characters across the political spectrum, such as: Chelsea Sexton, the automotive insider: working for General Motors, Sexton fought attempts to destroy the all-electric EV1 car. She describes how car companies are resisting plug-in hybrids - and why they'll make them anyway. Felix Kramer and the tech squad: Kramer started a non-profit organization using the Internet to tap into a s
Book Tour For Two-sided Realities
Okay all..... This is deal, if you really want to meet now, here is your chance. I am going on Book Tour starting in Virginia. Plus through out USA starting in August of this year. I will be at the two following bookstores....dates have not be set yet, but if you wish me to come to your state for Book Signing. Here is the deal. I need the phone numbers and city and addresses to these local bookstores in your city, so my agent can set up times and dates to come there. Barnes&Noble Waldenbooks Ingram Sent them in this blog....I will copy the information and pass it on to my agent. So if u want to meet......up close and personel.....HERE is YOUR CHANCE Dates and time will be added as they are set up. Firestar Barnes&Noble…... Barne&Noble 1035 Emmet St. N Charlottesville Va Barnes&Noble 11640 w Broad St Richmond Va Barnes&Noble 5501 W Broad St. Richmond Va Barnes&Noble 9850 Brook Rd Gle
A Book By Its Cover....
In her dreams, she can be Every thing you want to see In her mind, she's the one Who set the rising of your sun In her heart, all can hear Her shining voice ringing clear In her soul, a fantasy's face Quenching your longing with frills and lace In her eyes, a flame so bright Passions that crash beyond all sight In her hands, a love that burns Ripping away your twists and turns 'Tween her legs, is mortals clay Kneading all your seed away So when you pass her without pause You might simply wonder what's been lost
The Book
The book As I sit and wonder in my little space my thoughts drift to a far off place and to the heart of a woman so tender the time we get to know is time that is well remembered her sweet voice that warms my heart it is sad that we are apart soon the day will come when we meet for the first time and the story will be at the end of the line the book she wrote was filled with love and pain things that she can not change a new book she now writes is filled with love an light the soul that finds the one that's true can only say I LOVE YOU
Books & Gardens....
Anyone who has got a book collection/library and a garden wants for nothing. -- Cicero
Books I've Read! Blog #1
During This Past Summer, I've Decided To Pick Up This Book By John Grisham called "The Testament". I have no idea where this urge came from, not like me at all to read lol unless its one of them Celebrity Magazines. Anyways, I have read two other novels by John Grisham "The Firm" and "The Pelican Brief". Of course I also Watched the movies..Great Flicks as well. So maybe reading some of his prior work had a small part of the "urge" to read this one. So As I always Do I Opened the hard covered book up and read the this.... Troy Phelan hates his greedy, spoiled children. The aging multi billionaire knows that they're circling like vultures as he waits to die. Phelan's surprising last will and testament names a heretofore unknown beneficiary--a missionary living deep in the wilds of Brazil. Nate O'Riley, a lawyer fresh from his fourth stay in rehab, is sent to find her. Along the way, he learns about God and himself, and he discovers that the dangers of alcohol pale in comp
Book Of Dreams-bruce Springsteen
Im standin in the backyard listenin' to the party inside. Tonight im drinkin in the forgiveness this life provides. The scars we carry remain but the pain slips away it seems. Oh wont you baby be in my book of dreams Im watchin you through the window with your girlfriends from back home. Your showin off your dress there's laughter and a toast. From your daddy to the prettiest bride he's ever seen. Oh wont you baby be in my book of dreams. In the darkness my fingers slip across your skinI feel your sweet reply The room fades away and suddenly Im way up high Yeah just holdin you to me as through the window the moonlight streams Oh wont you baby be in my book of dreams. Now the ritual begins beneath wedding garland we meet as strangers Now the dance floor is alive with Beauty, mystery and danger. We dance out 'neath the stars ancient light into the darkening trees. Oh wont you baby be in my book of dreams.
Booksigning In Middleboro
Dear Friends, The success of my new book Purple State is astonishing. It is already outselling four of my other books. To continue reaching out to readers I will be doing a booksigning at the following location: Maria's Cards & Gifts 1 Center St Downtown Middleboro, Ma. 02346 Sept 20th 11am to 1pm If you can't make it, you don't have to wait. There are autogrpahed copies of Purple State available at Maria's right now! Enjoy, Alex Hutchinson
Book
I'm writing one. I've been working on it for a few weeks. Things are going decent. I decided I'd share a part of it with Fubar since I know no ones on right now to read it. This is paragraph 4 in chapter 14. Thats subject to change. "Autumn was two months old and had to go in for her well baby check up. She looked great. Her weight was right on, her height was right on, but what’s this? Something wasn't right about her head. I thank god that we had a great pediatrician at the time. She took that measuring tape to Autumn’s head and noticed it was just a fraction of an inch too small. It seemed like nothing big, no pun intended. She was just a small baby; she should have a small head right? Just an eighth of an inch too small. All it took was an eighth of an inch to change my life forever. Fuck I hate math."
Book Writting By Bettita Alendal 1-3 Chapter What Do You Think??
I Don’t Wear These Boots… I Stand Beside Them.. By: Bettita Alendal Introduction Wow what A life she said Over and Over.. I’ve Been married for 14 yrs,3 marriages, an 4 children… “””“What a Journey, as She drew in a Deep long Breath“”””…. Chapter One She walked to her door an looked out across the pitch black yard in the distance she saw the house light across the street.. She began to think as her mind drifted of into deep thought.. She Knew where it was going first.. Somewhere far crossed the miles was missing her just as much. An she Knew it with every part of her.. As her heart aches for his company she knows she cant be selfish not at a time like this.. as she laughs out loud to herself.. She remembers all the memories of the months prior to deployment.. What a Word she thinks to herself? Wow what a Morning I had He Barrels into the room.. I have Bad news..whats that I leave in a few days… Moms coming in a week.. What? Did I hear that clearly? I guess so W
Book Report
I'm starting my book report at midnight. My goal is to be done with it by 2am. With no distractions that should be attainable. So distract me now while I'm here!
A Book Store Of Inspirational Reading
You are invited to check out a web sight for readers of all ages.For a look go to www.mallpros.com/store/facingforward you may be surprised at what you may find.
The Book Of David
I feel like it is time for me to take a stand. I'm sick of people who always have negative shit to say to me. You know the kind of people who call you everyday like you're friends or something and want to joke around with you and act like you have a bond together but somehow in every conversation they manage to slide in something negative. Maybe there is something going on in your life, something major, and they feel it's their job to tell you how to handle it. And when you tell them that you've got it under control and don't need their input, they get pissy. I am not a vacation. Please don't think of me as a break from your either overly busy life or your boring life. Don't look at the happenings in my life as a hobby for your life. Don't give me advice that I never asked for and certainly do not get mad when I don't take your unwanted advice. I am alone right now. I live in my little military house with my little chihuahua and my growing baby in my tummy all by myself. A
The Book
OK all of those that are interested in my book of poetry here is where you may get it: www.wordclay.com click the bookstore tab and search for my full name: Harmony Stalter. I made it the cheapest they would allow me too! I refuse to charge a ridiculous amount for words I have written.
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Book Keeper Craft
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Book Reviews From Various Ages, Walks Of Life And Countries.
REVIEWS & synopsis from June 2008 to December 2008. LIFE IN BURROWS AT BROCKDEN & THE HATCHING OF THE ETERNAL NINE BUTTERFLIES. An eternal Flux by Delphine H. Hollingwood. ISBN.978-0-9556-0320-4 MY PERSONAL SYNOPSIS An adult/intellectual fantasy tale about life using animals as the main characters. It is filled with humour, innuendos and nuances but profound in meaning. It is life as seen and lived by the characters complete with love, laughter and tears and great changes through bizarre circumstances due to a dream experienced by Penelope Prickle-Bonnet, the arrival of Filbert Fois Gras, a visiting French duck with a cosmopolitan outlook on life and a penchant for meditation, moderation and balance and believes in the ways of the East and how karma affects everything. He has an eye for the main chance too and works on the Stock Exchange. It is set at the outset in the country side and is then based around a busy pond with many differing animals each with their own
Book Store Reading
I stopped in e mega-bookstore after dropping my kids off at ex-zilla's. I had an hour to kill before I could pick up my c-pap. Anyways -started reading this book on 'microtrends'. It said - due to the higher death rate of teen boys, the higher incarceration rate of men, and the fact that men are gay at twice the rate of women, that there are far more single women than single men at this point in US history than ever before. Something like a 55 to 45 ratio. Then -I bought a different book and went home. What do you think?
Book About Interracial Dating
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Books Women With Kids Dating
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Book!
I wrote a book!! It was an experience that I'll never forget. I also found that I enjoyed doing it. It was a great mind excersise and I would suggest that everyone should try it. It really was an experiment. It was something I did in my spare time while I was deployed in Iraq, so I was able to place frustration and feelings in the story that I didn't want to share with any one else at the time. I just thought I'd let everyone know about it. Should anyone be interested, here's the website to look at. https://www.createspace.com/3374208 Have a good one.
The Book Of Doom
The Book of Doom or The Unholy Bible of Doom which is The nastiest grimoire the world has ever seen Book I The First Book of Lucifer Translated by: Frater Algolis, O.A.I. Published by: Ordo Algolis Interstellaris Copyright by Frater Algolis, Pontifex Maximus Ordinis Caputis Medusae. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without prior permission in writing by the author or publisher. Published by O.A.I., Box 666-033, Marietta, GA 30066 If you dare to violate this copyright or the copyright of any other O.A.I. or Faust Material (Doctor Johannes Faust's Miracle and Magic book, or The Black Raven or The Threefold Coercion of Hell, Doctor Johannes Faust's Infernal Tarot, etc.), or if you are in possession of the Book of Doom or any Faust material that has been produced in violation of this copyright, you will be automatically the targ
The Bookstore
The bookstore… Fatima was in the bookstore and wandering through the aisles and aisles of books. It was about time for the store to close on Saturday and she kept noticing the manager watching her. She glanced out of the corner of her eye and noticed him checking her out. His eyes at times glued on her tits and ass. Her nipples were getting hard from such attention and she took a chance and glanced at his crotch. His cock was getting hard and pressing tight against his slacks. She looked up to see him staring at her and noticed where her gaze had been. He winked at her as she blushed, but then she winked back, getting turned on. Her pussy was getting moist as the manager walked after her still. His gaze went up and down her body and then back on her tits as she would lean over to look at a book. She was wearing a loose knit top that showed her tits off perfect. Her sheer bra allowed her nipples to poke through and it was teasing the hell out of him. She had on a short skirt and when
The Book Of The Black Serpent
The Book Of The Black Serpent [Note: This is a version of an essay published c. 1900 for initiates of the Golden Dawn Isis- Urantia temple. The original essay, concerning the Qlippoth can be found in R.A.Gilbert's "The Sorcerer and His Apprentice" and Steve Savedow's "Goetic Evocation - The Magician's Workbook Volume 2". The following text was provided in Trident's edition of "Grimoirium Verum", several additions have been made and some editing has taken place -- Phil] The Foundation of the Work. The operator of this, the Opus Majus, would do well to abstain from the companionship of the vulgar-minded during the time of the working and the three days preceding the actual experiments. It is not needful to remain pure [or chaste] in this work, for it is the end of this work that all should be satisfied and without want. Let it suffice that one who conducts this work spend a goodly time in thought cogent to the work. It is important that whoever does this work takes the time t
The Book I Am Still Writing.......
The book I am currently writing.... Chapter 1Stranges in passing...   He stared into the empty blackness of the sea thinking that something in his life had to change for the better. He just wasnt content within himsef. As the waves rocked the ship gently about, he began thinking of his mother and how she had talked him into taking this cruise.Itll be, She had said. Maybe youll meet someone special. Youre a nice boy and you need someone to make you smile, instead of being a work-a-holic all the time. She had said with a wink. As he stood alone on the bow looking at the darkness waiting for a sign that life would be better, the sounds of laughter and music played out behind him. The sea reminded him of his life as a reflection of dull stationary existance. He couldnt help feel the tear roll down his cheek as he gazed at the older couple off to his right.Look at them. He thought to himself. As he tried to hold back his sorrows, he took a final pull from his ciggarette and retreived his
Books Read In 2009
The Templar Revelations – Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince   The Adventures of Felix Gomez – Mario Acevedo -          The Nymphos of Rocky Flats -          X-rated Bloodsuckers -          The Undead Karma Sutra -          Jailbait Zombie   Ghost Rider – Neil Peart   A Study of Communism – J. Edgar Hoover   The Art of War – Niccolo Machiavelli   All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque   Adam, Eve and the Serpent – Elaine Pagels   The Politics of Heroin: CIA Complicity in the Global Drug Trade – Alfred W. McCoy
The Book Of Cecilia
Cecilia wasn't sure of her future. Only her past was a present thought. She knew that the end of her marriage wasn't the end of her life, but the cold, dead space inside her begged to differ. Her Ex was a great guy. Good provider, sweet to the point of relationship-diabetes, and a natural father. Problem was, he was vanilla in bed. Not even French vanilla (Oh god Frenchmen know how to use their tongues!)just plain...ol'....vanilla. This was ok in the beginning. Both of them had previous experience and it was a heady time for them both. As time progressed, kids were born, and the sex became stale. Same moves...same times...same everything. She had tried to lure him out from under his sexual "rock" that he was hiding under, but nothing worked it seemed. He resisted all efforts to spice up ANYTHING in the relationship.   Finally, counseling. The counselor saw them both for six weeks, then issued his proclamation. "You two are seperate entities. As such, you've grown in opposite directio
The Book Of Uterus 1;5
A jug of wine, A leg of lamb And thou! Beside me, Whistling in the darkness. Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...   The Book of Uterus 1;5
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Book Update
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Books For Kids
that never got published.... 1. you were an accident 2. strangers have the best  candy 3. the magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator 4. the boy who died from eating all his vegetables 5. your nightmares are real! 6. grandpa gets a casket 7. daddy's new wife, robert 8. curious george and the high voltage fence 9. the pop up book of human anatomy 10. whining,kicking,and screaming to get your way 11. what is that dog doing to that other dog? 12. why cant mr. fork and ms. electrical socket be friends? 13. daddy drinks because you cry
A Book Through To Eyes
A friend of mine and I were talking about writin a book togther on the war in the middle east from two diffrent aspects, One through a Marines eyes and the other through the eyes of a Muslim, being that is what he is. I want your oppinion on this and if this would be something of intrest.
Books And The Dreams That Make Them
So I left for work this morning after another first for our kids; at about twenty to eight, Sarah and Jeffrey were both rushing down the stairs past me, who’d just driven their aunt Mary to work to pick up a ride to the Dickinson Kmart store and eaten breakfast, to the bathroom.  This is significant because Jeffrey had finally been given a toddler bed to sleep in as opposed to his crib that he’s had since birth.  My in-laws bought the toddler bed as well as five oversize chairs from our dining room table (I say oversize because the chairs are a set, but they crowd into the table when you push them under) this Saturday and placed them in the house while I was out with Sarah and Jeffrey at Oak Park’s annual “Rock the Leaves” music, game, and food festival conducted this year to raise money for a local child through the Make-A-Wish Foundation. My kids and I even got a caricature of us done there by Joe Davis, a Minot State University student who’s alwa
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Booking & Promotions
After a brief hiatus from the scene, I'm fully enjoying being back on stage rocking out for our fans and friends every weekend.  But I've noticed that some things have changed and they indicate a bad trend... one I've seen played out in L.A. years ago to the point of absurdity. I guess I'll open up with a question and I'd like you all to answer as honestly as possible... speak your real thoughts and feelings on the matter, not what you think others want to hear. Question:  Whos responsibility is it to fill up a bar or club, the establishment itself or the bands they hire? My opinion - These venues should have a game plan of their own.  Drink specials, the best bartenders, great service, nice atmosphere, cool regulars, clean bathrooms, etc.  and be able to draw people to their place based on that type of stuff alone.  But recently the trend is "we only book bands that can draw X number of people on any given night" and to me that's backwards thinking.  It's also taking advantage
Book
my heart is an open book the pages tattered and torn from months of worry The hard cover that is my skin is battered and worn the spine of the book what holds it together well worn and frayed smudges dirt and grim on my cover reveal a hard life the job was hard Pictures now faded the print erases The memories only in my mind The story in my memory.

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