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TattoosHigh there humans.I'm making a new page on my website HELLRAISER's LITTLE SISTERS of hot ladies with tatts. If you have some ink & a website send me a picture or pictures along with your banner & I'll add you to it. If you don't have a website or banner I'll link your picture to your Profile page. Sound cool? I'd appreciate it if you'd add my banner to your site. Stroke mine, I'll rub yours.Message me if your interested. I know alot of you gorgeous little sisters have tattoos because most of you are already on my site.Thanks humans.The Crazy Redhead From Hell,HELLRAISER.
Tattoo AdviceOkay ppl, I usually don't do this, but i'm asking advice: I'm planning to get another tat, to go along with the eleven that I already have. (which are all in chinese characters). I want to get something that starts at the back of my right hand and continues all the way up my forearm. Any suggestions on what I should get? And please be original. i.e. FLAMES ARE A NO GO.
TattooAn to also let you know that my tattoo artist is coming to baton rouge or making plans to come to baton rouge tonite or this weekend, so if you are anyone you know want ink work new tattoo r whatever call me an let me know so we can make plans.
house # is 225-342-6650
cell is # 337-412-5758
thanks an have an awesome weekend
Tattoo Contest!!!I have a friend in a tattoo contest..Please if u have time go give him some comments..he has great Ink!! I thank you all.
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=469517&i=3456764305
Lots of love Judi
"tattered Times""TATTERED TIMES"
Wondering
Somewhere out in the misplaced
Somewhere out in a distant place
Mentaly vanished without a trace
But why?
Hell I dont know
I mean even if I did would it show
Or would the river of life continue to flow
Unrestraind
Throughout time beheld to one
is the rights to ones self
WELCOME
To the new millinia
Like mass spread schitzophrinia
Seen on countless T.V.s
Are people who rape others belifes
Hi there news caster,Lie,Lie
Rember it only sells if it dies
"If it bleeds,It leads!"
Your moto is the soicety it feeds
People here will rob you blind
An hour gone is more than enough time
As the solders continue to walk the line
Robot troops,marching in loops
Around in countrys that hate
The United States
But why?
Hell,I dont know
Just need enough to fill a half hour show
Edit the rest in to keep the flow
Make up,Make up,cover the fakes up
Make it good to sell to the public
If
Tattered LucidityAs darkness falls her thoughts become scattered.
Like an old piece of cloth her lucidity becomes tattered.
She falls upon her knees and prays to anyone.
For once she hopes someone will listen and help her right this wrong
As she looks at her bloody hands she begins to tremble
Its all she can do, not to remember.
Her guilt drives her forward into the darkness
There she knows she will receive his forgiveness.
For in the darkness he awaits,
And it is only In his arms she will be safe.
Tattoo Contest 2Yes I have enrtred yet another tattoo contest.
Just click the pict and bomb away!
Tatts...here They Are...pic Your Favorite And Show Them Some LoveHere they are your contestants, Come check out your fav or pick a friend you want to help out and go show them lots of love. Bomb them and help them win one of the prizes below. Come and show everyone lots of love.
'MR.*MAkAvEli *~*LDCF*~ *W.N.C.S*~Fubar Hubby *of* Amelia
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Dark Prince..My Fubar Woman is Dark Princess Lillith
SHANE
gretchen 'gabbyb508' B
Eric 'unpolarized'
~~slygryl~~
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SATURDAY & SUNDAY. OCTOBER 13th & 14th ONLY
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This is a first come first serve promotion.
Doors open at 12:00pm both days
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give us a call or stop in for more details
Tattooplease help me out by clicking pic and leaving a rate and comment
TattoosBeing on Fubar, I see that a lot of members have tattoos.
Now some of the artwork done is pretty good. Some honor 9-11 or POWs, and some are dedicated to the wearer's family. That is all cool.
But my question is: How do they withstand all the pain of the needles? I would just die.
And I can see having one, but why get so many? Does having more than one slowly poisons your skin?
My wife wants one. I just couldn't do it. Maybe I am just too much of a scaredy cat.
Tattooed Feethttp://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=517698&albumid=598993&i=2029710038
so theres the link to go voice for my pretty tattooed feet
Tattoo Contest Starts On Sat 10/13 At 8 Am.Hot Tattoo Contest!
I need men and women with tattoos for this contest!
1st Tattoo is......
2nd Tattoo is......
Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed!
2 Gifts from gift shop per winner!
If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages
or tell me and i will rip it for u !
Contest will start on 10/13 thur 10/19
Thanks
Maria
Click on pic to enter contest!
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TatttoooosI can't wait till saturday i get to get my new tattoo! its gonna be so sick! soon ill turn that into a complete sleve....so awsome!
Tattoo ContestI'm in a tattoo contest sponsored by Shane '**BaldPunk**Spirit Bombers**Nuttin But Country Bouncer!!
Click on my picture and vote!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you all!!!!!
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Tattooed Beauty!!!!TATTOOED BEAUTY NEEDS OUR HELP
Must Have At Least 10,000 Comments Or 100 Rates For 1st Place
Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged
Bombing Families Are Allowed To Help
Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately.
You Can Pimp Your Entry Pic Any Way You Like ie.. In Blogs, Bulletins, Emails And Comments Left On Your Friends Pages
Now for the prizes!!!
With the most comments (over 10,000) ..
1st - 1 Month VIP
2nd - 7 Day Blast
3rd - 3 Day Blast
4th - 1 Day Blast
With the most rates (over 100) ..
1st - Diamond Necklace or Rolex
2nd - A Ring (male or female)
3rd - Big Screen TV
4th - Platinum Cherry
Tattoo On My LegThere is a tattoo that I have that has been questioned many times. I have always known the answer to it, just brushed it off as it means something to mean, even though that may mean absolutely nothing to you. The tattoo is above. Let me know what you think???
It says "Not Enough". It is also a song by Van Halen. Where this tattoo is located is above another tattoo that I have which is of a heart with a knife through it, a teal blue rose, and barbed wire wrapped around the heart.
The heart represents my life and heart. The knife, well it represents a knife that has been plunged into my heart. The teal blue rose represents how I feel about it and also it's my fave color. The barbed wire is what I have wrapped my heart with, so that no one shall trespass.
It is not enough to love someone naturally, faithfully, or equally. I do love faithfully. I do love naturally. If I have the feelings in my heart, I will let you know, but I do so with much caution. I have and still love secr
Tattoo UpdateOk so my arm is doing much much better. Almost all the color came out though!! Damn it! This putz that did it just jaked it up beyond belief. And get this..when I went back into Platinum Ink to let them know what happened (mind you, I did NOT go in there demanding my money back or anything else, I just wanted them to be aware of what happened)I got told it was all MY fault. Ok ok, check this out ..so when I first got there I talked to this really nice guy who was all "I'm so sorry, let me get the owner", so he goes in the back then comes back out and tells me that the owner won't be in until Thursday but to hang around because Justin (the "artist" who did this to me) would be interested in talking to me. Well while I was waiting the door opens in the back, a billow of smoke comes into the hall way followed by then unmistakable smell of herb and a guy comes to where I was. This person is the owner!!! He proceeds to tell me that I must have come in contact with someone or I didn't fol
Tattooed Beautyi don't know who has pissed her off and betrayed her but now she is gonna go off of fubar.anyhow ya all think that she is gonna quit or go away with her tail behind her legs . here to tell ya that ur dead wrong!!!! fortunate for me though i appreciate her and dont piss her off so i will stil be in contact with her. ya all will miss her when she is gone.
Tattoo'sElton john went 2 a tattoist and said i wud likea rolls royce tatooed on my penis, he said you're better off with a land rover at least that wont get stuck inthe shit lol [whistle]
Tattoo GalleryI don't know about you guys, but I love seeing peoples' tattoos. Some are interesting and some are fantastic. I like checking them all out.
I wanna put up a tattoo gallery of the best tattoos on Fubar. Send me a message with a link to your picture and I'll pay 100 "fu-bucks" for it. Of course, credit will be given and I'll even advertise your page.
Let's see those tats!
Tattoo ContestI've entered a tattoo contest starting @ midnight the 5th for one week... this is a bombing contest so tell your family and friends... person with the most comments wins and in the event of a tie the person with the most rates will win...
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=657890&i=1473067213
will be the link to my photo in the contest, once it begins.
thanks Dante0wns
TattooCan anyone tell me a good place to get a tattoo here in Jacksonville? It will be my first, so i dont wanna be freaked out by it.
Sammie
The Tattoo ContestPlease help me win by clicking on the photo below and commenting to your hearts content. thanks :-)
TattoosTATTOOED
A man had ’I love you’ tattooed on his penis and showed it to his wife.
She said to him, "There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth." :p
TattoosCant wait for Sunday... going to get my first tat covered up!!! First sitting obv the outline... then 2 more after that and Ill have it all done... So Excited!!! And I recruited Tits McGee aka Nic to get tatted with me!!! Woot!
Stay Tuned for photos =D
Tatts N Piercings~okay so i was GOnnA!
get my tongue pierced today..actually re-done!
n my uncle said "not while ur in my house"
and do u want to kno why?
"bc its nasty, its disgusting,..its violating to ur body"..
wat the hell
and a tattoo~
wen im on my own
but the funny thing is wen i fisrt moved in they said.."you are an adult.u pay for it.u live with it.u deal with the responsibilities of it"..and yet 3 weeks latr..
no deal!
ughh!
so unfair..im 21..not 12..n this is wat i deal with for bein honest...
geesh!
Tattoosok i have tattoos and i think i am not that bad looking of a guy why is it when i go out and try to meet woman when they see my tattoos they like run and hide from me is it my tattoos or am i ugly i just dont understand what is wrong i am a nice guy im a family guy can anyone give me some opinions on the subject please
Tattoo Partytonight tattoo party at cjs peachen & shur lane in manayunk upstairs 35.00 top shelf 8:00 to 12:00 3 artists come if you want
Tattoogetting my new tattoo next friday
Tattoo Questions1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo?
Nope.
2. When did you get your first tattoo
20
3. What was your first tattoo?
ying yang symbol on my rist
4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart?
physically its the one on my breast but otherwise i think all of them are close to my heart in their own way.
5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone?
No.
6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on?
No.
7. Do you have anyone’s name tattooed on you?
Nope.
8. What was the most painful tattoo you received?
toss up between my chest and the top of my foot
9. How many tattoos do you have?
5
10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed?
yep i want more
11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain?
nope
12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo?
No.
13. Which one took the longest?
my arm, it took about 3 hours
14. What is the biggest tattoo that you have and how long did it take?
My arm bc it covers from
Tattoos 2I am lookin for an angel that would some how display my moms family crest and a knight that would display my dads 2 family crests on his shield. Any ideas please contact me and let me know ur ideas.
TattoosA woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!
Tattoo - Shannon Gave Me This One...TATTOO
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Tattoo Contest Interestedwould you like to be in the contest if so here are the rules this contest is based on rates only prizes are
1st 100,000 fubucks need 500 rates
2nd is a mansion 300 rates
3rd plasma tv 200 rates
yes thats rite 100,000 fubucks im giving away since i cant buy anybody a blast or vips i think this is fair because i know alot of you have more then 500 friends on your list so the will be interesting to see the outcome of this all now all you have to do is send me a link of your tat you would like to enter and ill come by and rip it and ill let you know when i will be starting the contest when i get enough ppl contest will run for one month from the time the contest starts ok now its up to you all to decide if you would like to be in the contest or not
"tattoo"Oh, oh, oh
No matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later, I'll get what I'm asking for
No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
That truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free
To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind
[Chorus]
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize, nothing's broken
No need to worry 'bout everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back at a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo
(Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you
I'll always have you, I'll always have you)
I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror, didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could
Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then c
Tattoo HelpOkay I am going to be getting my first tattoo sometime here soon been thinking about this one for a while now. Trying to be different alittle. Wanted to see what my friends/family or anyone really thinks of what type of heart I should get with this tattoo. I am going to change it up alittle bit so it can be different tell me what you really think and which one. With the heart that I choose it going to be on both sides of this Property Of Jonathan which is my husband name. I will always be his no matter what and this is what I want to do to symbol my love for him and me. Cause if it wasn't for my husband I really wouldn't be here and the heart symbols our love and the wings symbol him as my angel. Thanks Southern Babygirl FireFighter's Wife.
TattoosOK, I’m getting a little bored with this page so I thought I would ask some questions to some things I have been thinking about…..I got a tattoo back in June….but I have been thinking about getting another one….but I wanted to ask ya'll where you think the most sexiest place on a woman is....what kind of tattoo do you like to see on a woman?
Tattoo Contestok this is the way we are gonna do this since this is a holiday weekend i will start the tatt contest on monday at 12noon my time so be sure to tell all your friends that you are in this contest and if others would like to join this contest please let me know before monday i will not take any new entries after 10pm on sunday this contest is based on rates only not a comment bomb contest your friends may comment the pic but will not count ok lets have some fun
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Thanks for all your on going support!!!
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Tattoo Contest BulletinI'm sending a shout out to All my Family, Friends and FANS. I am in a TATTOO Contest. This contest requires RATES only, no bombing. First to make it to 500 Rates Winds....So if you could take a moment to stop in and rate the pic I would truly appreciate it!!!
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Tattoo By: Jordin SparksOh, oh, oh
No matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later, I'll get what I'm asking for
No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
That truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free
To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind
[Chorus]
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize, nothing's broken
No need to worry 'bout everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back at a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo
(Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you
I'll always have you, I'll always have you)
I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror, didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could
Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then c
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Tattoo SurveyTattoo Survey
If you have at least one tattoo, do the survey, if you don't then pass it on!
1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo?nah
2. When did you get your first tattoo? 17
3. What was your first tattoo? my name in graffiti
4.which tattoo is closest to your heart? the portrait of my niece,nephew,&lil'sister
5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? sort of
6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? yes and i want to break his hands
7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? nooo way
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8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? ribs
9. Have you ever had a girl/boy friends name tattooed and had to cover it? nope
10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed?since i already am i guess i'll say heavily
11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? yep
12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo?
Nope
13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? around 5hrs
Tattoo SurveyTattoo Survey
If you have at least one tattoo, do the survey, if you don't then pass it on!
1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo?nope
2. When did you get your first tattoo? 6 or so its a family thing
3. What was your first tattoo? My cross
4.which tattoo is closest to your heart? my empty rose
5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? Nope
6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? nope
7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? just inaitals
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8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? none of them
9. Have you ever had a girl/boy friends name tattooed and had to cover it? nope
10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed? One day i hope
11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? yep
12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo?
Nope
13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? 8hrs for the one on my back
14. What is the biggest tattoo that
Tattooi do believe i know what destruction i want on my skin in memory of my momma
it will be a nikon f2.... it was my mothers favorite camera.... im gonna get it front view with her reflection in the lens
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Tattoos Fifty Percent Off This Coming Week Onlyask and you shall recieve private message me and i will give you the directions and phone number to contact my brother at tattoo you in mayfield pa and give you a special code for getting a dicount on your tattoo
Tattoo Contest Winner With The Most Comments Wins 200,000 Fubucksjust let me know if you would like to be in this contest 1st prize will be 200,000 fubucks 2nd prize will be 50,000 fubucks and 3rd prize will be 20,000 fubucks contest will run for one month once started just contact me by fu mail and ill come by and get your tat and enter it in the contest
Tattoo ContestI have entered a Tattoo Contest. The picture with the most comments wins. Simple right? Here's the part that involves all of my wonderful friends... :) Would you guys be willing to help me out by going and posting comments on my picture?! They don't have to be long or anything... its quantity that they're counting!!! Thank you guys!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=256110&albumid=757832&i=623134684
Tattoo Contest *repost*I have entered a Tattoo Contest. The picture with the most comments wins. Simple right? Here's the part that involves all of my wonderful friends... :) Would you guys be willing to help me out by going and posting comments on my picture?! They don't have to be long or anything... its quantity that they're counting!!! Thank you guys!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=256110&albumid=757832&i=623134684
Please help me out guys!! I'd love ya'll forever if you just go and have conversations with yourself or whatever there. so far someone has 1203 comments. :(
TattooI've finally decided to stop being a chicken and get a tattoo....I am getting a butterfly on my upper arm and a lily on my lower back with my son's name tattooed with it.....can't wait now actually!!!
Tattoo!!!I have been thinking of getting a tattoo of my Unit from overseas on my right shoulder. Should I get it or not? Let me know.
Tattoosthis morning i got new tattoo it hurts like a bitch but is worth it. its a phonex flying up my right thigh.it stands for many things in my life that i hae over came, i was in a house fire and burnt over 83% of my body 3 degree and past,doctors gave m a 20 %survival i was only breathing 12% on my own i was in i.c.u. for 3 months 2 of those in a coma, had skin grafts,and lung damage, but i am doing great and have very few problems thats why the phonex out of the ashes i have soared again only better this time
Tattoo MeTattoo Me!!
Stick the needle in me once again
just to take away my pain
just to make me forget who i am
pierce my flesh
make me someone new
tattoo me! tattoo me!
I dont want to be normal like you
make my heart hard as stone
make me look as scary as you can
just so everyone will leave me alone
just so I will be a new man
tattoo me! tattoo me!
oh the pain
it feels so good
its like an ultimate high
that will never go down
look at me now
am I really who you wanted me to be?
Is this the only thing that can set me free?
Of all of my pain of being me
why do you think I let them
stick the needles into my skin?
Don’t you understand that
I hate who I am?
Why cant you understand that
I want to be someone different?
How I must hate who I am
to try to become a different man
you will never get rid of me!!
Stick the needle in me once again
just to take away my pain
just to make me forget who I am
pierce my flesh
make me so
TattooOK I AM GOING TO GET MY FIRST TATTOO.
WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE MOON SO I AM GETTING A CRESENT MOON FOR MY FIRST ONE. WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BETTER? SEE "TATTOO" FOLDER IN PIX AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS.
Tattoo Conteshey go rate my tattoo please see my bulletin for link
TattooNo matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later, I'll get what I'm asking for
No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
That truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free
To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind
I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror, didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could
Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I gotta be strong
And leave you behind
can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize, nothing's broken
No need to worry 'bout everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back at a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo
If I live every moment
Won't change any moment
Tattoo InkI was talking to one of my friends on here a few weeks ago about tatto inks. Well I found the supply company. So if ya remeber the conversation, get ahold of me please....
Tattoo ContestOk so I dont know how to make my blogs and such look all pretty and all yet ... But I am in my first contest .. pls go comment and rate my tattoo pic .. contest starts tomorrow ... 2/7/08
Love , Me :)
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TattoosCheck out mine and comment :D:D
TattooooOk.. So i've been wanting a tattoo for a while and Im VERY picky about where I put it. I have a great office job and I won't doin anything crazy like my arms so I need help!
I have two tattoo's already One on the top left of my back and I have one on My calf.
I want another and need ideas of where to put it!
TattooA woman walks into a tattoo parlour.
'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist.
'Why of course!'
'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.'
'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.'
After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.
'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly.
'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and I can prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.
'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreading her legs. 'Do you know who these men are?'
The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says.'I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!'
TattoosOk, so if there is anyone in my area that is willing to finish a couple of tattoos I got half-done by someone who bailed on me, please let me know. I can't give full prices or anything, but message me and we could work out some kind of deal. Please! These are just black tattoos that I would like to get done, and I don't have the money to go to a tattoo parlor. Them bitches is expensive here. :( Please and thank you peoples!
Tattoosany one in the dayton area need a tatt git at me and well set something up ..............
Tattoo Me!!!I think i am getting my famous tattoo that i have been saying i was going to get for years.. i will show you all as soon as i get it.. but i cant find anyone to drive me .. so sad :C
TattooHey! Got the tattoo I mentioned before and there is a pic in my default folder so you all can see it. It ended up being bigger than I originally wanted but it is beautiful and I love it. It is on my left hip/butt cheek and looks so cute... just like me. LOL. Big blue eyes, a crooked little halo and a devil tail. LMAO. Let me know what you think.
Tattoed FemalesI have a friend who stared a new site for Tattooed Females .Check it out ,sign up an show off your tattoos...
www.MyInkedGirls.com
TattooSometimes, for some people, they find someone who means so much to them that they would receive a mark or brand to remind them of that person forever..
TattooA guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a
hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my
money....
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want!"
Tattooes And Pirecingsok kids as is known i am a tattoo artist in Springfield mo i don't work in a shop right know because close minded people don't want to work with a "girl" i am fully equipped with all my machines and equipment to do both and i will come to you or vise versa i have my work on my fubar page or on my myspace page im cheaper than any tattoo parlor around and am just as good dont let my tits get in the way !!! you can reach me here or at
jugga_girl1@yahoo.com give me a halla and we can get this shit started
***tattoo Party - Vale, Nc***This bad ass tattoo artist (and my good friend).....
MIKE420@ fubar
will be hosting a tattoo party on April 4th at his house in Vale, NC.
Here are the details:
*there will be another artist there as well
*breaking all SOP prices by 2/3 (so pretty much dirt cheap)
*all flash work
*can bring own design if you have one, however there will not be any time to do custom drawings
If you would like more information, please contact me or Mike and we'll be more than happy to help you out.
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These are the ones we are here for everyone!! Thank you tattedbro for the service and support!!
Tattoo News 03-28-08Tommy Lee's Mile-High Tattoo—and World Record!
Mario Barth of Starlight Tattoo gave the Mötley Crüe drummer a black and gray tattoo of a peacock on his right thigh, as they flew from Burbank to Miami in a private Gulfstream jet.
The stunt has landed Lee and Barth in the Guinness Book of World Records for "First-Ever to Perform a Tattoo in High Altitude."
"I actually came up with the idea a couple of years ago, and I was just waiting for the right guy to do it with it because it's so unusual," Barth says.
And we all know how much Lee loves the unusual.
The tattooing lasted for most of the five-hour flight. "I put the tattoo machine down a minute before we touched down," says Barth, whose client roster includes Lenny Kravitz, Ja Rule and Nikki Sixx.
Now, the Guinness Book of World Records may want to look into deeming this adventure as the world's most expensive tattoo. Barth is keeping mum on who fronted the bill, but said it cost about $150,000.
Tatto Contest I Am InI am in a best tattoo contest and could use some help to win if you have some free time I would appreciate it..Click on the pic below for My entry to bomb and rate (yes rates count too)THanks in advance and if you can plz repost this bulletin as well..Thanks..I plan on doin somethin special for everyone who helps me out
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Tattoo CompGuys please go and comment on my tattoo my friend entered me in comp.
Here is the link, copy and paste it
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Give me your best please. xxx
Tattered LaceThere she sits in her tattered lace
her home an unfamiliar place
her sorrow falls on noone's ears
silent sobs of wasted tears
her memories fading in and out
like firefly lights swirling about
but her heart knows,it remembers still
a time of love,and always will
so she sits,recalling his face
sits and waits, in her tattered lace.
Gina 2003
Tattoo ParlorTattoo Parlor
After I turned 18, I decided that I wanted to get a small tattoo on my belly. So one night I borrowed my parents’ car and told them I was going to a movie with a friend. I drove toward the next town, with a giddy feeling of excitement building up inside me.
After driving for a while, I finally saw a neon "TATTOO" sign in a window. It was a nasty looking place but I quickly parked and trotted inside. The only person in the shop was the tattoo artist and his eyes lit up when I entered. I immediately began to have
second thoughts. The shop was dirty as was he. He was probably in his early to mid-forties. His dirty, black hair was tied back in a ponytail and he had a thick goatee. He was over-weight, under-bathed, and exactly the type of dirty old man you'd expect to be working in a tattoo parlor at night. I thought about leaving before informing him that I'd like a tattoo and following him to the back room.
He, on the other hand, was thrilled. I had on a yell
Tattered SoulEnveloped in a shroud of blue,velvet to the touch
She walks the streets of deep despair,her breath,the softest hush
Cobblestones beneath her feet,naked as they stroll
Through alley ways of shadows,and the remnants of her soul
All about she searches,yet knows not what she seeks
For anything she ever held,was never hers for keeps
Still somehow she fumbles,falling through her days
But never does she ever forget,the one who couldn't stay
One winters night,near on dawn,before the waking of the sun
The dream she found,the life she had,came tragically undone
Sleeping in the arms of love,the man who held her heart
She awoke to find that in the night,his breathing did depart
Crying out for mercy,pleading all for goodness' sake
Grant to me this nightmare,but now allow my mind to wake
Nothing but the sorrow,an emptiness inside
She left the bed,the home they shared,her everything had died
Now every night near on dawn,before the morning light appears
She walks cobbled stree
TattooComment on this video! More videos at myYearbook
TattooOk so I've always wanted to get a tattoo and a I've always thought that I would never be able to decide on what I wanted. But I've been thinking about it and I think that a native sun on my upper back, right below my neck would be really cool.
Although after thinking about it I'm still not sure, because when I get married you would be able to see it, well that's if I wear my hair up, and I'm not sure what kind of dress I'll want when that happens anyway, but then I dunno.
I don't think it would look very professional to have a tattoo, in the business world. So I pretty much decided against it on those terms.
But then I talked to my sister about it, and she suggested having one of my cousins design it, and that would make it so much cooler! So I'm still not sure. I did talk to my cousin about it, and he said he was going to start on the design, but this was a while ago and I was debating it so I haven't checked on his progress.
I dunno I probably won't get one, but its a g
Tattoosok so basically i like to draw, and get my art tattooed. i dessign alot of tattoos for other people, and i email them to you. if you are intrested, let me know your ideas and i'll sketch it up for you, and email it.
Tattoo Partiesif you have been in my pics, u can see my tats. if you want to see more of his work, let me know. for those who live close enough to me, i have a tattoo party once a month. my tattoo artist uses clean needles every time. he is licensed and has been for 7 years. he has been doing tats for 10 years. he has a lot of them on his fubar page
tattooist,fu-engaged to brandy3@ fubar
he charges a buck a minute, so if it takes an hour, its only 60 bucks! wow thats cheap and for some good work! check out his work..
my next party is on may 3rd and will last all day, starting at 8 30 am! please let me know in a message if u want to attend. he has even been down to the la crosse center where they have a huge tat seminar where people come from miles around to get his work.
please feel free to check out my tattoo work and his page to get an idea about his work. he has over 70 colors. he has black lighting coloring (which is a little more expensive)
feel free to contact me anytime to ask a
TattoosI got my first tattoo about a month ago. It was something that I thought long and hard about and that I knew I really wanted. It represents me and who I am. I posted a pic of it in my pics album, please comment on it and let me know what you think.
lj
Tattoo AuctionCutePsychoKttn Up For
Auction
Hi all!!!
I need your help winning an
auction. I have entered a contest for Hottest Tatted Women on Fubar and I really
want to win this. I think I have put together a pretty good prize package for
the winning bidder.
~ 1 - 3 Day
Blast
~ Fu-Owned Status Message on
my profile for a month
~ Link to your profile from my
profile for a month
~ Added to Friends/Family and
Yahoo
~ Picture rates & comments
for 20 pics for 1 week
~ 2 personal salute
photos
So... come on everyone, help
me out and come and bit on me @
CutePsychoKttn's
Tat
TattoosI now have 3 tats. I'm loving each and everyone of them!
Tattooin Peoples Asses LmfaooooooooCreate Your Own
JUST BUSY TATTOOIN PEOPLES ASSES LOL AND BEING A LAZY GRANDMA...... PICS OF ME THE KIDS AND THE GRANDKIDS WHEN MY BROTHER CAME TO VISIT ALSO I AM OFF TO WINNIPEG TO SEE HIM AND WILL PUT UP MORE PICS LATERS MISS YOU ALL LOV YAS X0X0X0X0X0X0X
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TattooI am so fucking close to getting my 1st 2nd and 3rd tattoo.
I cant wait
Tramp stamp and a tattoo on each wrist.
I hope that it all works out so that I do get the tat and if I do get to the parlor I hope I dont puss out.
Also I kind of need a suggestion of what to put on my tats afterwords.
You know aftercare and such.
suggestions?
Tattoos...Today was the approval date for my art work on my first tattoo. I am excited and nervous all at the same time about this. I have wanted one but have kept talking myself out of it. There is no backing out now though it's paid for and next Saturday, the 31st is T-DAY. I'm getting a sexy woman dressed as a bee sitting on a yellow and black triscle done on my right ankle or right shoulder blade. She's huge though which for all the detail I wanted she had to be. She's sitting on the triscle and looking over her shoulder a bit. She'll be a red head like me. She even has a "Bee-Hive" hairdo. lol. Her boobs and her butt are huge though (obviously I have a male tattoo artist). I'm asking Myke for her to have a breast reduction before he actually goes to do the tattoo.
The reason I chose what I have for my tatt is symbolic of what I am going through in my life at the moment. The whole Bee idea comes from the band They Might Be Giants and their song "A Little Birdhouse In Your Soul". There is
TattooHey Everyone!
So im going to be getting my first tattoo very soon and I thought I would share with you what Im getting. My bf helped me design it and create it and I cant wait to get it.
It will be going on my upper back between my shoulder blades.
(sorry for the poor quality I took a pic of it with my cell)
What you think?
Tattoo & Body PiercingsTheres a new tattoo shop in spfld oh called tattoos by nate we r a full range tattoo and body piercing shop come check us out on main st across from scheulers
TattooSo, I know I might sound like a filthy hypocrite based on my dislike for tats on women...
butt I have decided to get a small Pisces tattoo. Ofcourse being me, and not being able to make up my mind on ANYTHIN ever, I have no idea what kinda design I want. Sooo, I am open to any suggestions :P
Tattoo ContestHave a Tattoo?OPEN NOW!
Come vote your favorite
Winner with the most rates/comments will receive 1,000,000 fubucks..(NO COMMENT BOMBING! One Comment/Rate per person!) Enter now and win free fubucks.. Only 10,000 fubucks to enter the contest. After June 16 the price goes up to 25k fubucks to enter. So get involved before then. Everyone welcome to join, friend or not. If you know someone with a bad ass tattoo and you think they may want to enter the contest, send them my way. I am looking for at least 10 contestants. Prizes are as follows:
First Place
1,000,000 Fubucks
Second Place
250,000 Fubucks
Third Place
50,000 Fubucks
Rules Are:
1. NO COMMENT BOMBING.. Anyone that has comment bombing on their picture will be disqualified.
2. No more than one(1) comment/rate per person.
3. No down-rating other contestants. A rate is a rate whether it is a 1 or an 11.
4. No mean comments.
5. You can comment as many of the contestants as you'd like to vote for. As l
$13 TattoosThere's a place called Infinity13 that is doing a special on Friday the 13th for $13.. Check out their site it'll give you the location and time they're open. Infinity13studios.com
Tattoo Contestok well every one out there in fuland i am in a tattoo contest, and well even if you do not vote for me but enjoy ink you should check it out http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1079960
its in the folder tattoo contest, show your support for inked people out there,
FYI there is no bombing allowed in this 1 rate 1 comment per person
Tattoo ContestI'm in a tattoo contest.
Please rate and commment for me!!!
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Tattoo Contest Contestants - Vote Now!VOTE FOR YOU FAVORITE!
For those of you who participate and vote. Keep in mind that even if you vote a 1 across the board with everyone other than the one you support, they get credit for the vote/rate whether it is a 1 or an 11. Rates count as rates. Please comment the one you like the most, if you feel the need to rate all the others a 1 (which is not fair to do), that contestant WILL get a rate out of it.
Prizes are as follows:
First Place
1,000,000 Fubucks
Second Place
250,000 Fubucks
Third Place
50,000 Fubucks
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Contestants
THE DEVILS ADVOCATE
Munkynutz
pantherman00
daylillie4
I.S.A.
S E P P U K U
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Dave
Jerry38
THE ROUND ONE
Tattoo DesignI am of German/Irish/Scottish descent. I am working on a tattoo design that will incorporate symbolism for both the Irish and Scottish heritage. I want to blend
or
with
Here is another possibility for the thistle blossom...
Tattoo SurveyTattoo Survey
1.Have you ever cried during a tattoo?
No.
2.When did you get your first tattoo?
1992 - for my 28th birthday
3.What was your first tattoo?
Metallic ankh with roses
4.
Which tattoo is closest to your heart?
All of them are special but I love my Kwan Yin sleeve the best
5.Do you have a matching tattoo with someone?
I used to.
6 Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on?
Not any more. My sleeve is the result of a cover of a tattoo that I let a former friend who fancied herself a tattoo artist do. (Scary thing is that she is currently working as a professional tattoo artist!) She scarred me so sometimes the original tattoo rises and you can see it through the robes of the Kwan Yin on the inside of my arm.
7.Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you?
Yes
8. What was the most painful tattoo you received?
The lotus petals on my wrist were really special.
9. How many tattoos do you have?
I think I'm past counting sing
Tattoo Shops-where Not To GoOk..the people who know me like Mclovin and Dominated Love Slave of McLovin, and a few other friends, know I have quite the 'body' of work of tattoos. I don't have them on here since I don't have a digital cam and alot are on my back-makes it hard to take a pic ya know? I have a couple that are ok, some that need a bit of touch-up work, and a few that I consider awesome. I've been to a slew of different shops. Most are good. One in particular I've been going to is downright insanely awesome-Electric Expressions in Kenner,LA. Recently I wanted to get a small tattoo tat. I figrued, why go all the way to kenner, with gas the way it is for such a small tat. Well..I have learned my lesson. I will never get another tattoo where I live again. They suck!! All I wanted was the tattoo of the logo from "Gears of War". If you've ever seen it, you'll know what i mean. It's pretty cool. Well, as simple as it is, they fucked it up. The detail isn't nearly what it should be, the positioning of the sku
TattooTattoo - Jordin Sparks
No matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later I get what I'm asking for
No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
The truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger I gotta let my spirit be free
To admit that I'm wrong and then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realized nothings broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back got a new direction
I loved you once needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Just like a tattoo
I'll always have you (I'll always have you)
Sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could stop
Admit that I'm wrong and then change my mind
Sorry but I've gotta be stro
TattsThis lady goes into a tattoo parlor and
asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes
back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo
a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.
Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask
her why she wants these tattoos.
She said,I'm tired of my husband
complaining every year that
there is nothing to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Tattoo Contest Winners!!VOTING COMPLETED
Thank you to those who participated. The contest has now closed and the winners have received their reward. Due to a very successful contest. I will be holding another one soon. Rules WILL change for the next contest, so keep checking back in my blogs and bulletins for upcoming contests. The next contest in consideration is a popularity contest. Most comments/rates wins.. Haven't decided what they win yet, but check back soon.
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CONTEST WINNERS:
First Place Winner
I.S.A.
Second Place Winner
daylillie4
Third Place Winner
Dave
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MUCH LOVE!
The Fu-Milf Queen™
Tattoo IdeaI am in need of someone that can draw. I have a picture that I need made bigger for a tattoo, that I want to get. I wanted to try to post it on a MUMM, but I couldnt figure out how to post the pic on there, without people having to go to my site....they told me last time, that I was just trying to get people to visit my site, which made me angry....anyway, if you can draw, please drop me an email, and I can send the pic Thanks
Tattoo WorkI AM NEW TO THE WORLD OF TATTOOING WELL NOT TO NEW I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW AND I LIKE IT, I AM LOOKING FO SOME CUSTERMERS IF U WOULD LIKE TO FIND OUT MORE HIT ME AND WELL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
TY CAVEMAN
Tattoo IdearsI want this on my back shoulder or my ankle
I dont want the whole thing but a good portion on my arm i dunno with side
I want this one on the other arm :D
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b384/NightmareBliss/spambot.jpg
I might get my trademark on me...tramp stamp??
TattoosI am looking for a wizard tattoo.Anyone have a good one and want to help?
Tattooingbeen tattooing for a sec and i am in love. i love the feel of the gun when the ink is going in. it is almost as good as sex. i want more canvas. please help me arrrrgggrghhhhhh
Tattoos: Risks And Precautions To Know FirstTattoos: Risks and precautions to know first
Find out what risks tattoos pose, ways to protect yourself and what to do if you no longer want the body art.
A tattoo may take only a few hours to acquire, but invest plenty of thought and research before getting one. If you first take steps to protect yourself from possible risks, what seems like a cool idea now is less likely to turn into a source of regret later.
How tattoos are done
A tattoo is a permanent mark or design made on your skin with pigments inserted through pricks into the skin's top layer. During the procedure, a needle that's connected to a small machine with tubes containing dye pierces the skin repeatedly — an action that resembles that of a sewing machine. With every puncture, the needle inserts tiny ink droplets. The process, which may last up to several hours for a large tattoo, causes a small amount of bleeding and minor to potentially significant pain.
Risks of tattoos
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Tattoosoke im doing a servay tattoo or no tattoos?
Tattoo TrainTATTOO TRAIN
You do not have to have a tattoo in order to join this train.
First, rate the tattoo train folder. There are only 50 pictures so it won't take you long. Leave a comment on the last picture in the folder so that I know that you rated all 50 of the pictures. Start with this picture.
Second, r/f/a all the members on the bulletin so that you can get a tattoo with us!!! If they are already on your friends list leave them a comment like "tattooed and loving it" or "I want a tattoo" or just "joining the tattoo train".
When you've finished rating the tattoo train pictures and adding everybody on the bulletin private message Vitamin de~ so you can be added to the bulletin and get your tattoo tag.
Tattoo TrainTATTOO TRAIN
You do not have to have a tattoo in order to join this train.
First, rate the tattoo train folder. There are only 50 pictures so it won't take you long. Leave a comment on the last picture in the folder so that I know that you rated all 50 of the pictures. Start with this picture.
Second, r/f/a all the members on the bulletin so that you can get a tattoo with us!!! If they are already on your friends list leave them a comment like "tattooed and loving it" or "I want a tattoo" or just "joining the tattoo train".
When you've finished rating the tattoo train pictures and adding everybody on the bulletin private message Vitamin de~ so you can be added to the bulletin and get your tattoo tag.
Tattoos And ScarsThis was written by Tony Lane and performed by Montgomery Gentry. I have always liked the message about life.
"Tattoos And Scars"
A young kid stepped in from the cold
And he ordered up a drink
He said don't look surprised old man I'm older than you think
If I was the talkin' kind I could tell you a thing or two
And since you didn't ask, let me show you my tattoos
He said I got this rose in Memphis in some back old alley dump
Picked this eagle up in Dallas, man I sure was good and drunk
And you know the way I see it, if it gets any worse out there
A guy like me hasn't got a prayer
The old man poured some coffee
He said this one's on me
Sat down his cigarette and rolled up his sleeve
Said take a good look here my friend
You see what these are
Just my ragged old and jagged ordinary scars
He said I got this one in Paris in a war 'fore you were born
And this one when I was half your age workin' on my daddy's farm
And you know the way I see it, so
A TattooA man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."
The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.
Tattoo Contest Info!~SWEETS BEST TATTOO CONTEST IS ABOUT TO START~
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Tattoo SurveyHave you ever cried during a tattoo?
Nope
When did you get your first tattoo?
Either when I was 18 or 21, I forget.
What was your first tattoo?
A small dragon.
Which tattoo is closest to your heart?
I love them all.
Do you have a matching tattoo with someone?
Nope
Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on?
Nope.
Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you?
Nope
What was the most painful tattoo you received?
None really.
How many tattoos do you have?
6
Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain?
My celestial one.
Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo?
Not really a infection, but I didn't know that I was allergic to red ink, because it contains metal in it.
Which one took the longest?
Probably the skull and roses on my left forearm. Took 2 and a half hours.
Did you tell your parents?
They don't care.
Do you regret having gotten any of your tattoos?
None
Would you consider ever getting any
Tattoo SurveyIF YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE (1) TATTOO,DO THE SURVEY---
Have you ever cried during a tattoo?
no
Do you think tattoos hurt?
yeah and sometimes they tickle bad
When did you get your first tattoo?
at 19
Were you drunk?
a lil
Were you alone when you got your first tattoo?
No
What was your first tattoo?
4130
Which tattoo is closest to your heart?
bradley nowell
Do you have a matching tattoo with someone?
2 people acttually
Ever went with a group to get a tattoo?
No, just my first one it was a present
Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on?
no
Do you have anyone's name tattoooed on you?
no
What was the most painful tattoo you received?
my thigh omg i thought the shin hurts
How many tattooos do you have?
13
Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattoooed?
moderately
Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain?
yes more than one actually
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Tattoos Are Amazing! I Will Ink You!!I have a tatt kit, and I am starting to ink people. I charge 20 a session only. I am learning. So its not going to be omfg thats just killer, or anything. I am a pretty decent artist, and I am picking this up fast. Is tarted to do some shadin last night while I was doing my left leg - and yes, it hurt..but I enjoyed it!!! Love it!!! Theraputic!
So if anyone is willing to le tme practice on them, shout at me. I will give u my contact info, and I will schedule. I needs the moneies badley hehe. So yeah do that! Laters!
TattoosWho has a tattoo or tattoos? Care to share pictures and or tell me what they are of and where? I have a couple end working on a few more ... would love some ideas.
Tattoo Wish List Dragon Done
2. Personal Symbol
3. KmK Crown - Back side of lower L. Arm
4. Redo/Addon to Pentacle/Hatchet man (Double Lines, Fillin Spots, Add MMFWCL4L * WC4L * Blessed Be)
5. Ankh - Unknown
6. Eagle - Back between Shoulders
7. Power Words (Rune) - Lower R. back
8. The Seven Deadly Sins (Rune) - Lower L. Back
9. "The BullDog" - R. Top Breast
10. "Reverend BlackKlaw" L. Top Breast
11. BullDog Head w/ Crossed Flags (Confederate & Colorado) - R. Breast 12. Leprachon - L. Breast
13. Black & Red Butterfly - Unknown
14. "Dedicated to the Butterfly" - Unknown (Under the Butterfly)
15. Elemental Card Hand - Unknown (4 Aces w/ Joker Spades - Fire Diamonds - Earth Hearts - Water Clubs - Air Joker - Spirit)
16. POW/MIA Flag - Lower R. Leg
17. Stewie Head (Family Guy) In Picture Frame - Top Upper L. Leg
18. Bart Head (Simpsons) In Picture Frame - Lower Upper L. Leg
19. Bender Head (Futurama) In Picture Frame - Top Lower L. Leg
20. Rodger Head (American Dad) In Picture
Tattoo Design Idea...also, Part Of The Book I'm Writing.babble babble...xiciin jilliune
Journal Entry: Mon Dec 31, 2007, 2:28 PM
Welcome to a closer look at my sanctuary; better know to those that read these entries religiously, or at least keep up with them as Urai.
Believe it or not, Urai was created first. A meteor set in orbit around Jupiter's fourth moon. Flat, yet long enough to not see the other side with the human eye. At one end, a garden of earthen gemstones grown into flowers found on various parts of earth. In the middle of the garden, as most of you may already know, grows a tree of diamond roses. However at the other end lay a field that runs to the edge of a cliff set deep to the core of the meteor and at the bottom, rests a lake where what little sunlight that ever reach Urai dare ever travel. The field itself is comprised of small blue flowers, rimmed in a soft cream color. When the sun crests over the cliff's edge the base of every flower turns a brilliant white, heating themselves to the point where the petals se
Tatty Teddy (me To You Bear)The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down. All the things that once made the house nice and cozy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on……and even, surely by some mistake, a little brown teddy bear.
He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn’t move. Then, one day, a very cold day, something fell from the sky… a little snowflake.
It landed on the teddy bear’s little nose and then was followed by many more. He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier. The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue… so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad.
Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer. One beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when she spotted t
TattoosNow let me just say first that I like tattoos if they are done well and don't just look like a blob of ink. That having been said, what's with all the ugly boob tattoos on this site? A big black tattoo on top of your boob that looks like it was done by a nearsighted drunk with shaky hands is not hot ladies. So please give it a little thought before you choose to get inked. When you're 80 you'll thank me. :)
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Tattoo WhorismWhen is enough.
When will I see the error of my ways.
No a pin up girl with red polkadot swimmers and a slight camel-toe does not mean anything symbolic to me, & nor do I care.
'Tattoos should MEAN something' my ass. I am here to say, you WILL regret the MEANINGFUL ones more than the MEANINGLESS ones. Why? What kind of demented impish concept is this? will someone tell him to grow a heart, find some intellect and buy another cardigan to cover them up when he visits his nanna?.
Say, you and your 'relevent so & so' decide, OH we are in love, are hearts are goo, we both like string, lets buy a kitten, our shoes are the same size, our shoes ARN'T the same size, which is STILL cute because we are just so coupley that it only adds to our adoreable perks, OH LETS GET MATCHING TATTOOS... I know, you can get a key and Ill get a lock, to show what an amazing little fit we are and evey time I look at my sweet effing key I will think of you, and your lock.........'
So, you
Tattoo Design ContestTATTOO DESIGN HELP
greywolf needs 4 dreamcatchers with an eagles head in the center for the left shoulder a bears head in the center for the right shoulder a greywolfs head in the center for the center of my back a white buffalo in the center for my lower back and GREYWOLF accross the shoulders . family members will judge the designs and i will pay 25k to the winner.send me your ideas in a private message .
contest starts today (12-28-2008) and will go
til 1-28-2009.
Click the pic to send greywolf your ideas!
Tattoos!!Anyone intersted in tattoos? I have been inking since 1996 and work at WICKED INK TATTOO in riverside RI. If you are intersted in seeing my portfolio go to www.myspace.com/tattoosbyvixen
Tattoos.....well this week has been super busy!!! Hope to meet some new peeps....anyways come check us out
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Tattoo & Piercing Convention - Feb 13,14,&15, 2009Come join the fun at this years
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Dates: Feb 13,14,&15, 2009
Location: Vancouver, Washington
Reservations: Red Lion Hotel (360)694-8341
While your there stop by and visit my booth.
Tattoo ArtIf ya want to check out my work feel free to go to the following: www.myspace.com/nekromanticron See ya soon.
-Ron
Tattle Tale!Some F'Tard just squealed on a pic...OK, that's their opinion and I'm fine with it. The individual is obviously too uncomfortable with the sexuality of others - and themself; because a quick, repeating clip of a well-endowed, but FULLY clothed/topped girl bouncing up and down (in a teasing manner) was turned in to the Fubar NSFW Gestapo Group, who agreed with them...Again, I'm fine with it.......My issue with the whole NSFW concept can be summed up with a few questions...(1) Is there really an employer out there that wants their workforce (hourly or salaried) messing around on Fubar (or ANY other site for that matter???)...(2) If so, are things really flagged as "NSFW" so that these liberal, 'payroll-spend-aholics' might go as far as to monitor (via their IT Dep't. or standing over the surfers' shoulders) exactly WHAT on Fubar they're looking at?...In a word A-B-S-U-R-D!!!...THanks for "listening" kids!
Tattoo's And Historya friend made one of these to tell her tattoo story. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I got my first tattoo in Ancon City, Panama in the Panama canal zone. Since I was in the Navy, I figured that I really needed to have an eagle. Since it was before the Internet in 1987, I found a design in a magazine and took the paper picture in with me to the shop. I had this tattoo redone in mid January 2007. I figured there wasn't anything more stereotypical to add to a eagle tattoo than an American Flag so she added that behind it while freshening up the all black design with some brown. The brown has mixed with the black underneath it after 2 years so it isn't as noticeable. I got my next tattoo in the same shop in Panama. I have a large family on my mother's side. With 13 Aunts and Uncles, the oldest were having children before the youngest were out of the house. My oldest first cousin is the same age as my mother. The idiot attended a family reunion and proclaimed that "we have Indians i
TattooI'm looking for someone who can draw a pretty Angel. I want it for my next tattoo on my shoulder . I went looking and noone could draw one i liked can you help ??
Tattooscan't wait to get the wings added to my newest tat
TattooI got to see what my tattoo is going to be today and it looks pretty sick. I'll have it done later on today and will upload photos for those that might be interested in taking a look. It's a ying yang made out of dragons and will be roughly 4 hours of getting it tated up. Was going to get it done on my back near the sholder, but now i have decided to get it done as my center piece in the middle of my back. Time to see how painful it will be lol.
TattA husband tattooed "I luv u" on his equipment and his wife said "there you go putting words in my mouth again"
Tattoo HelpOk I need some help with this as I am at my wits end.... I have a name of someone on the back of my neck that is in dire need of being covered up...What I want is to get some sort of TOOL design to cover it up with but have yet to find anything so if anyone has any ideas..I am open for suggestion....
Thanks,
B
Tattoo WorkIf you decide you do not like my art , i am perfectly fine with it.
What i dont tolerate is underpriviledged ass hunting indivituals that think they can get a porn cam , and after they get turned down start to put critic towards my job!
First of all i aint tattooing, because its m only choice. I am a former Rn, Herbologist and got enough degrees to plaster an entire room.
Second: People without tattoos shouldnt be looking down on ones that have ink. We dont bitch around ya all for not having any now do we...............
THIRD! For the assmunch that asked where the hell i stole the pics from. You can be lucky your not near me!
I dont try to put you down just because you work at burger king or where the hell ever. Job is job. And just because im a female doesnt mean i do tattoos less better then a male!
2009, wake up!!!!!!! We are way past the times of females having to stand at the door with a pi waiting for theyr beloved man!!!!!!!!!!
And if the only way you can get rid
Tattoo'sIf you live in and are looking to have some INK done hit me up,I know just the guy 4 u.check out my new pic 4 preview.qaulity work and great price's
Tattoo Discrimination?!?!Yeah, So I'm behind on the news...I'm slackin' in many other departments as well, but..catching up on some nearly 2 week old news I found that Joel Madden got discriminated against. He was refused flight to London because of his tattoos. Tattoo discrimination exists everywhere and can happen to anyone. While he managed to laugh it off, he still admitted that it made him feel small. People are so judgmental. I find it ironic that a lot of the times those that are being judgmental have some pretty freaky skeletons in their own closets. It's our bodies. Period. I don't see how a person with a tattoo is any different from one without. We are lawyers, doctors, soccer moms, cheerleaders, artists, good samaritans, athletes, church goers, seamstresses, military, government, and many other types of people. How we choose to express ourselves should not prevent us from flying, working, eating, or any other type of thing non tattooed people are able to do. That's how I see it. I see...One person r
Tattooed Dreamzit took about 2 months...........a good bit of hard earned cash..........3 great artists.........ebay..........a needle wholesaler.......high quality inks.....and a dream.....
you are all probably reading this and wondering wtf is she talking about....many of you know i am very fond of tattoo body art and piercing.....well with a lil help from friends who know what they are doing..... there is now a shop that has opened up !!!!
check out the website : http://pokeshop.tripod.com
it's just a lil shop getting on its feet, but there are over 2,000 designs to choose from and if you can't find what you like or really want, they are flexible, you can bring them your idea and watch them bring it to life on paper right before your eyes !!!!
if the website isn't enough for you.....feel free to shout me! i have all the details and i'm more than willing to share!!!!
Tattooless: A Minority Of One?That's right. I am a clean slate. No tattoos. No nothing. It's not that I don't like them, I think they are cool as hell in a 'I'll look and thats cool but no thanks' kinda way. I've just never had any real "want" to get one. Couple that with some sort of fear of needles and well..yea..here I am at 35 and no tattoo. As I get older, I am realizing I don't know anyone else without a tattoo or peircing of some sort. Oh I am sure they are out there, but I think they are afraid to come out. Like not having a tattoo or peircing is looked down upon by society as a whole and if discovered you will be drug through town, stoned, and then promptly have your respective genitalia branded (no, I don't have that either) before they tattoo a giant red "T" on your chest.I've long known many people consider tattoos "hot". Since I've been on fubar, I hear this from my friends daily. I used to think tattoos were considered "hot" because it was something of a tabboo, and only the baddest of the bad had the
Tattoos And Piercingsok this is my first blog on here and i dont care if anyone reads this but if you do fine whatever! anywhoooo today my boss disides to coment on my piercings and how if i didnt have them maybe we would get more buissness well what he really said was 'how can i say this with out sounding rude,if i came up and the person i was takeing my order had a piercing on thier face i wouldnt be hungry anymore' you know what i was almost to the point of jumping over the counter and ripping his face off i mean he has the right to tell me not to wear them to work but to say THAT i almost quiet but i need to money lol you know well till the next wtfbd!
~peace~
TattooI am looking for some art work and need a pic for a tattoo! I would like a pic of a crab coming out of a tidal wave! The crab should have a fierce look to it and it should be red in color and dark blue and light blue high lghts. The tidal wave should be Black and dark blue and streaks of teal. This pic will be a tattoo that I would have. The crab represents me as my astrological sign and the tidal wave represents the pains in my life I have over come! I am a military retired army veteran and believe me when I say I have seen a lot!!!! Much love and thanks to who ever helps me with this..... As I said as a soldier "may God Bless you!!!!"
Tattoos Number 2I wanted to get some smaller pieces added before summer got here in full force.
On Februrary 11th 1989 we commissioned USS Princeton (CG59) as a member of her first crew, I am now titled as a PlankOwner for her until she is either sunk in Combat or decommisioned out of the USN and scrapped. At the time, Princeton was the most technologically advanced mobile Surface to Air missile launching platform known to mankind. On February 18th 1991 we were on a combat patrol in the Northern Persian Gulf for Desert Storm. The mission was to make Sadaam Husein believe that the Coalition was going to land Invasion troops via a Normandy style Amphibious Assault, If he believed that several thousand heavily armed Marines wear about to cross his coast line, he would need to put his own troops in their way. The better that we did our job, the less armed troops would be facing in the direction that trouble was actually coming from. The Ship ran over a series of underwater mines while succe
Tattoo Expo This Weekend.. Will You Be There?I am really excited for tomorrow! I will be at the Body Art Expo all weekend starting at 2pm central on Friday! I love body art and I hear there are tons of tattoo contests that people can enter. So I think I will try a few. I doubt I will win, but that is okay. My art is very special to me and I love every one!
I think if any of them have a chance it is my thigh tattoo or my solar system arm band. I got both of them originally in Hawaii when I was stationed there, but I also got additional work on my thigh a couple years later at the Body Art Expo in San Fransisco. It took four hours straight to get all the details done, but it was worth every second.
I have seven tattoos in total though. I got my first one when I was 16 and I have been addicted ever since. I just think there is no canvas as beautiful as skin. Especially a woman's smooth skin! Anyways, I love tattoos and I am super excited to be able to chat with the artists tomorrow! Maybe I'll get some pics to
Tattooabout a year ago my now exboyfriend had introduced me to one of his familys friend who does does tattoos he dont work in a shop he just does it at parties (my ex got a tat in the middle of a field by a bon fire) and peoples houses.. He has all the professional equipment he never reuses needlles and he does a good job.. so one day he comes to our hose to do tattoos to do a few tattoos for my ex and some friends and i decide to let him do my second one ( my first one was done by a professional) and it turnned out great he only charged me for the needle he used on me... so he keeps coming to our house to do tats for people so about six months later he comes over to do my ex's uncles tat and his girlfriends first tat ever she asked me to get one with her so i said sure why not she was going 2 pay for it so while the tattoo guy was doing the uncles tat me and his GF had a few shots of tequilla (she was nervous bout gettin her first tattoo and i cant turn down tequilla) he gets done wi
TattooThe tattoo is the mark of the soul. It can act as a window through which we can see inside, or it can be a shield to protect us from who cannot see past the surface.
Tattoo DrawingsI am writing this blog to see if anyone that is able to draw could help me out with drawing two of my possible tattoos that im getting. one tattoo is going to be a dragon breathing fire while sitting on sword that is stuck in a stone. the second one is a sword through a heart with two dragons wrapped around it breathing the opposite directions. on both of those im having certain chinese symbols put on them. on the first one the word courage will be on the stone and on the sword's handle area will be the word honor and on the second tattoo im having the word commitment. so who ever reads this at all leave me a comment or message or write me on yahoo. my screen name is futurefordracer and i will be happy with who ever is willing to help since i cant do it at all now that im laid up on a bed.
Tattooing To Raise Money For Cancer ResearchHEY PARTY PEOPLE! AS MANY OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW MY MOTHER HAS BEEN VERY SICK FOR A YEAR NOW. THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DISCOVER THE CAUSE OF HER EXTREME ILLNESS UNTIL RECENTLY. SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A HORMONE PRODUCING TUMOR IN HER LARGE INTESTINE. THIS TUMOR IS NOT CANCEROUS, HOWEVER, THIS TUMOR PRODUCES HORMONES THAT CAUSE BREAST CANCER. AT HER RECENT MAMMOGRAM, THE DOCTORS DISCOVERED A LUMP IN HER BREAST. THIS LUMP HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO BE BREAST CANCER.
HERES WHERE MY AWESOME IDEA COMES INTO PLAY. I HAVENT WORKED OUT ALL OF THE DETAILS YET. IM LOOKING FOR INTERESTED TATTOO ARTISTS AT THIS TIME TO PLEDGE A FEW HOURS ONE WEEKEND (DATE WILL COME AT A LATER TIME) TO TATTOO TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH. IF THINGS GO AS I PLAN THEM TOO IT WILL BE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A TATTOO CONVENTION, OVER A 3 DAY PERIOD. IM CURRENTLY SPEAKING TO SOME BIG NAME TATTOO ARTISTS WHO ARE EXCITED ABOUT HELPING WITH MY IDEA. (I WONT GIVE AWAY THE NAMES JUST YET BUT ONE OF THEM HAS THEIR OWN SH
TattI'm getting my armband tatt done for my birthday soon (gothic german letters of my family name)....
do you think i will still pass for a "good boy" with a 'out there' tatt?
TattoosHello there I am Malory and I am a tattoo lover and a artist. I have been learning and growing my business as fast as possible and doing very well so far. I hope to make some connections along the way that help me to become a a better artist. I would like to help others too.
Tattoo Me (erotic Story)Tattoo Me
The studio was small, really just one big room, with a barber chair and a metal table, separated from the front by a curtain. It was late in the day. I was her last appointment.
Sitting in the lobby I had no idea what kind of tattoo I wanted but I had made up my mind to get one.
I definitely wanted Phoenix to tattoo me. She had at least a dozen tattoos. She had given most of them to herself. She did work for people all over the city. She did work for my best friend.
I had no idea what any of those tattoos looked like… all I knew was that Phoenix was the most stunning woman I had ever seen and I wanted a session with her.
A session, it sounded naughty. I was going nuts. I couldn’t decide whether to get a Steelers logo tattooed on me, or a guitar, or some trendy Chinese saying or fucking Optimus Prime or pictures of naked women or what. God. I kept thinking about sex.
I heard the buzz of her tattoo gun stop and I lifted my head. The girl before m
TatteredOut of rhythm and out of rhyme
Out of sync and out of time
I'm not asking for perfection
I'm not looking for lies
I'm on the brink of a breakdown
And no one hears my cries
There's no one I know, no one to hold
The darkness becomes me my core is the cold
No flames from a fire I'm searching for heat
No one can help get me back on my feet
There's screaming in my soul, pounding in my head
Trying desperately to learn to cope
Flooded words come in and then go
Trying to make it, move on, and push through
Searching through Hell in need of just you
I'm tired, unbalanced and confused as Hell
No one can help me break through this spell
Nowhere I call home, no way to break free
I'm crushing under here; for all eternity.
Tattoos Ideasso apart from my wolf print tattoo and and myother one i picked out (pic is under my pics) i am thinking about getting words somewhere..heres what i have in mind
-I am my beloved, my beloved is mine) in hebrew down my spine(for my daughter)
-"More than my own life" (for my daughter)
-"Forbidden to remember. Terrified to forget"
what do you think?
Tattoo CarePeople ask me what my after tattoo care is so I thought I'd post it here. This is the after tattoo care that I swear by. I always heal up in 4-5 days and I NEVER scab up. Mind you, this is subject to if your artist has a rough hand and scars you and the way that your body heals.First off, the physiology behind this is fairly sound. It keeps the blood plasma from pooling on the surface of your skin and ultimately forming a scab.After you have had your tattoo for 2-3 hours remove the dressing (my artist uses plastic wrap, it doesn’t stick and is a good barrier that won’t let a scab form in, on or around it).1) Run your water (either shower or faucet) to a temperature just below as hot as you can stand it. I know this sounds crazy, but it does 2 things: the heat sort of numbs the area effectively taking the burn away and the heat also draws the blood plasma up and washes it away. Run the water over your tattoo for no more than 3-4 minutes and wash the area with a fragrance fre
Tattoo Contesthey friends n fam,im in a tattoo contest.ive never won a contest b4 so hopefully this can be my first lol i put the link in my status.plz come vote:D
Tattoo Convention....ok...so if ya know me ya know i love tattoos....and i have a few....well, sunday i'm going to the immersed in ink tattoo convention here in houston. i'm going to enter 2 of my tattoos in the small color category...this is my first tattoo contest to participate in!! i'm a tad nervous...wish me luck!!
Tattooed People Aren't As Giving....they haven't met us yet!A marine who runs Toys for Tots says that statistically speaking, tattooed people "aren't as giving" as non-tattooed people. We totally disagree!!! In the spirit of giving, he presented us with a challenge to prove him wrong! We have THREE WEEKS!!!!Here at State of the Art Tattoos LLC, we offer DISCOUNTS for your DONATIONS---Donate new or gently used COATS for KIDS-- 10$ off each, limit 2.Donate new, unwrapped Toys for Tots--- 5$-20$ off = value of the toy!Donate FOOD! Each item gets you 1$ off-- up to 20$ offTattoo minimum is 40$--- you could get a 20$ TATTOO!!!Can't get the tattoo today?? Purchase a GIFT CERTIFICATE for you, or a loved one for the holiday gift that will last a LIFETIME! Wouldn't it be awesome to also tell them how you helped the community in their name!?You DO NOT HAVE TO purchase anything to DONATE to great charities for OUR COMMUNITY! Drop off any items you have to help the cause during our normal business hours!! (1pm-10pm WEEKDAYS 1pm-
Tattoo Party!!!!!TATTOO PARTY MY HOUSE SATURDAY FEB. 6, 2010.......CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO....PROFESSIONAL TATTOO ARTIST.....VISIT HIM AT.......WWW.NACHOTATT.COM
TattooesThe stupidest thing I have ever done in my life was get ink. My big dumb jerk husband was cheating on me a LOT and all his ho's had tramp stamps that were butterflies or flowers or some other cheesy looking thing . So I decided to get his attention by getting something more "provocative".I got, on my back, "spank me", on my right upper arm I have handcuffs, and on my left upper arm I have cherries. Now I'm divorced,I hate my tattooes, and I was told there was some kinda cream that would make em fade.Please tell me you know what that cream is and where I can buy it.
Tattoo Contest!! Bling Awards!I decided I want to do a tattoo contest!!1st place will get a cherry bomb or auto 11.2nd will get a 10 credit bling.3rd will get a 5 credit bling.The winner will be chosen by rates AND comments added together!! It will start at MIDNIHGT (est) on Sat April 25th. I will take entries until 10pm on April 24th! (I will postpone if I don't have enough entires!!) Thanks and good luck!!!
Tattoo ArtistsDoes anyone have any references for good tattoo artists? My two favorite that I've seen so far are Nick Baxter and George Campise, but I'd like to look into more tattoo artists.
Tattoos? Tattooing? Clean?Ok, you decide to get a tattoo, you know what you want and where you want it.
You pick a tattoo place , it looks very clean even the people tattooing look very clean.
You sit down to get ur tatt, the tattooist has rubber gloves on and pulls out 2
desposable needle in a air tight package, you dont think anything about it cuz when you go to ur
dr. and they go to draw blood they take the needle out of same type of package.
Think about this ur getting a tatt on ur back u can't see what the tattooist is doing with the needle
lets say he pricks his fingure and keeps tattooing pr the fresh needle he took out of the package
well, no one knows who package them or if that person has anything and by using that 1 needle
BOOM u now have hep or even worse aids all becuz of the love for a tattoo.
Even though u watch your tattooist take the fresh needle out of ir gas enchambered package
and everything is going smoothly you dont know who packaged that needle up.
If your tatt
Tattoos TodayCaptains log stardate 10-14-2011,the crew of the toxictat2 have a fun day ahead of them...i have a 3:30 appt to tattoo a black widow and her babies on a foot..and the same girl wants a tarantula on the other foot..not so sure she'll b up for both ..i bet money that she only gets one because it WILL hurt..and then i get to finish a cobra on this other lady(shes 50).i started it last week and it covers her entire inside forarm and wraps around to the top of her hand...so i have to do the wrap and the tail oon her hand today....think im going to broadcast the first foot tattoo...not sure...on a side note...i never made it to that studio..didnt have the gas and the fam need me for a few things..and family alway,ALWAYS has to come first..its the most important thing....i get mad at my family aloot because it feels like they hold me back or take so much but the truth is i am a lucky man to have suck a wild and crazy family...so let hope all goes well and i produce a work of art for Jenn. and
Tattoos/airbrushingTaTTooS
I love Tattoos. Even though I only have two existent on my body I've always appreciated the beauty of body Art. Personally, I will only place something with deep meaning behind it on my body.
First there's my Tribal Heart Tattoo (Upper Back), Got done for free for my Birthday by a friend, October 14, 2005. This Heart represents a lot of things. It represents how much I have a Passion for love and it also symbolizes the Love that I had for those I fell for in my life.
Secondly, there's my son's Initials (Right Arm), Spent about $75 for this Tattoo in Manville, NJ on February 7, 2011. We all know what Initials represent and stand for, so I don't need to Explain. These initials are Z.M.C. followed by his Birthdate. (4-13-09)
I was thinking about selling my work to Tattoo artists to get my work out there. I have one in mind, but who knows when he will return to Indiana. IF ANYONE NEEDS AN ARTIST TO DESIGN ANYTHING PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR A MESSAGE FOR ME ON HERE OR EMA
Tattosi want to get a third tattoo what should i get 1 of
i want a family ring tatt whould i put it on my anckle or aaround my figer, any suggestions?
Tattoo ContestOk here is the deal, my brother is running a "show me your tattoo contest" on Facebook. My brother is running this contest to promote business for himself as he is a new upcoming professional photographer. The person with the most likes on their tattoo by May 12, 2012 wins $100 cash and second place wins $50. I am asking that if you have Facebook and are 18 years of age or older that you would follow each one of these 4 links and click like on my 4 tattoos. Also, I would love to hear your feedback and ideas on these tattoos. Thank you in advance for your time.
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Tattoos & CondomsMe: Let's let him do our tattoos. He's really talented.
BFF: No, I want to go to a shop where it is clean.
Me: He's shit is clean. He has everything a shop would. He just doesn't have to pay rent if he uses his house.
BFF: I don't want to get AIDS or HEP C!
Me: If you are truly worried about that then maybe you should start using condoms as well. Just saying.
Tattered And TornA portal to a world unknown
A lonely heart Tattered and Torn
Swept away by promises broken
In a world where lies have been spoken
Never to trust again
Never to be whole again
Standing in a world of tattered dreams
Everything falls apart at the seams
Trust is no longer there
A coldness Fills the air
As she sits with that cold blank stare.
Tattoo'sI just wanted to say...I have always admired the work that some people put on there bodies. The reason for them, the colors, the design. Some tattoo's are way more intricate then i could even imagine. just simply amazing. I got my first (and only) tattoo last november at the ripe young age of 44. IT HURT LIKE HELL!! Just another reason to appreciate what some people have done. But it has heightened my awareness of artwork on the human body and has made me appreciate even more what it out there. the designs, the placement and especially the meaning behind the work that gets done. Some of you on here have some amazing fucking work that makes me a jealous SOB!! The one i have is a basic weave around my left lower leg. It has my four kids first and middle names with dates of births each highlighted by their favorite colors (i do have a few pics of the tat in my photos)...my children mean the WORLD to me and they have always and will always mean the WORLD to me...just wanted to s
Tattoo Illogic - An Exploration In Observational Humor Or I'm Definitely No George CarlinI like tattoos. I really do. I really like tats on women because the right ink in the right spot can really accentuate their beauty. I like ink on guys because it's usually some flaming skull or monster or some type of gothic shit or sports theme and what guy doesn't think imagery like that is cool? I like to think that people with tattoos aren't just puting a picture on themselves; they're trying to convey a message to everyone around them about who they are as a person. So when I see someone's inked some words on their skin I'm super curious the see what that message is that this person is trying to tell the world. That being said, I believe that if people with tattoos didn't want to attact attention to themselves they'd either A) Wear something to cover it up or B) Not get a tattoo in the first place. Our eyes are attracted to new and different things. That's what keeps our head out of the way when the ultimate frisbee game at the park is suddenly playing through your
T.a.t.u. - All About Us!GOOD MORNIN FUBARITES! ITS DECEMBER 3RD 2007 OFFICIALLY 28 DAYS LEFT TO 2007 AND I'M TELLIN YA ITS GONNA BE 2008 BEFORE WE KNOW IT SO HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE DRINK YOUR COFFEE, EAT YOUR BAGEL ITS MONDAY 5 DAYS BEFORE THE WEEKEND BUT I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK TO KEEP YA INTERESTED! HERE'S TATU TO GET US STARTED WITH ALL ABOUT US FROM THERE DANGEROUS AND MOVING CD 2005 ENJOY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!
They say, they don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about love (It's all about us)
In you I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all about,
It's all about,
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
There's a theme that they can't touch
'Cause you know (us)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All a
T.a.t.u - GomenasaiWhat I thought wasn't mine
In the light
Was a one of a kind,
A precious pearl
When I wanted to cry
I couldn't 'cause I
Wasn't allowed
Gomennasai for everything
Gomennasai, I know I let you down
Gomennasai till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now
What I thought wasn't all
So innocent
Was a delicate doll
Of porcelain
When I wanted to call you
And ask you for help
I stopped myself
Gomennasai for everything
Gomennasai, I know I let you down
Gomennasai till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now
What I thought was a dream
A mirage
Was as real as it seemed
A privilege
When I wanted to tell you
I made a mistake
I walked away
Gomennasai, for everything
Gomennasai, Gomennasai,
Gomennasai, I never needed a friend,
Like I do now
Gomennasai, I let you down
Gomennasai, Gomennasai,
Gomennasai till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now
09/24/08 - T.a.t.u. - All About Us (yes It Isssss)SONG VERSION BELOW
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They say
They don't trust
You, me, we, us
So we'll fall
If we must
Cause it's you, me
And it's all about
It's all about
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us
all about us
We'll run away if we must
'Cause ya know
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about love (It's all about us)
In you I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you
They hurt me too
So we'll rise up
Won't stop
And it's all about
It's all about
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us
all about us
We'll run away i
Tatum, The 5-year Old Alpha Girl, Must Be Destroyed!!Kindergartners are cute. Kindergartners are sweet. Kindergartners are innocent. That is until one of them grabs hold of the Conch shell and ascends to power. Pretty soon all hell breaks loose and Piggy gets hit in the head with a rock. I knew it would happen eventually, but I never expected my daughter’s loss of innocence to happen so soon.I met Tatum on the first week of school when I joined my daughter for lunch. The transition to Kindergarten is very stressful to these children. Lunchtime chaos only adds to the stress. So when I wasn’t playing out the lunch lady fantasy in my head, I was busy opening milk cartons, unwrapping crackers, and inserting straws into juice boxes. Basically, doing anything their tiny little hands had neither the strength nor the dexterity to accomplish.Enter Tatum. Tatum assertively came to me all doe-eyed, cute, and promptly proclaimed “They just LEAVE US HERE! We have no idea what to do!” I could see this was true as there were onl
Tat2z N Radio Wavesyep a live remote from westside tattoos in milwaukee wisconsin...we'll b rock stars without the money lol keep u all posted
Taught Me Howit had no meaning
it had no worth
it had no warmth
until you came along
and took me into your loving embrace
you taught me how
to live again
now I don't feel as lost
with you by my side
you brought it meaning
you brought it worth
you brought it warmth
and you taught me how to love
you taught me how to live
Taught Vs. LearnedTaught Vs. Learned
So I admit that I’m guessing this will sound better in my head then on the web, often thoughts do. One thing the Web is great for is political debate. Hey who doesn’t like to get into these debates they can often be fun. Religious debates can get pretty interesting also. That being said there is really no reason for these debates. The fact is that most people’s minds and ideas aren’t going to change based on something that is said. In issues that are only cultural maybe they will change but that is unlikely. The reason for this is that the majority of everyone’s opinion is already set. They feel something and use facts that they know to back up their own Ideas. It should be the other way that they look at all the facts and then use that as how to form their opinions but it isn’t.
Question?
Why do you Believe in the god that you do?
Why do you think that some things are right and others are wrong?
Taunting JabsWords cast out to solicit negative response
Causing this face to frown
Villainous laughter shrieks
Sadistic minds work in this way
Not in an unkind mind
Simply a clearer state of being
Malice never the intent
At times the words slice
Gapping wounds bled
No salve to soothe
Necessary to emit toxins
Feel not pity or disgrace
Choices make for a desired outcome
To morph and change
Is to adapt, to evolve
Silent brings forth this awakening
Visions keep the course
Then words, words blur
Snatching joy, leaving vagueness
Dwell not in the darkness
Reach out assistance sought
Hearts full of desires knows the way
Taunting jabs a test
Push past what you feel is the limit
Stretch, reach, grab
Look for more, deeper within
Not allowing jabs to injure
Thick skin to result
Less sensitive need be
You look, You see
Changed image staring at me
Liking the image, but no smile
Lift yourself, crippling jabs, scar
Jumping off point or march on
C
Taunt The Mindhere's a few more subtle thoughts to taunt the mind:)
When two bodies are joined as one,
YOu feel every touch from head to toe
with passion.
Feels like your blood is boiling
with electricity.Seems spiritual,
these feelings are so mutual.
Electric waves to form air friction.
We ignore the wrongs of sin,
and we live fully in heavenly orbit.
Sweet as sorbet.
Your heaven on Earth, give Ceasar the world.
For I want only you for all the treasures in the sea,
YOur my breath, my soul.
Don't want to ever let go.
Taunt The Mind < One >just a few feelings thrown at ya:)
Wrap your arms around me,
kiss and let us explore each other.
Like huge claps of thunder.
Exploring every sensual piece of
my body with your tongue.
I want this to be forever etched in my mind and soul.
So hard not to lose control.
Cherish the warmth of your body next to me.
Makes it such ecstacy.
It's like the heat of the sun burns yourself into my mind.
Gave life to me,
and set me free.
Thirst quenched by two being in love,
This has to be sent from above.
Loosing all senses, the desire takes control.
the breath of yours serves me pleasure unknown
to be continued...
Taurus Naughty Horoscope!!Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin
TaurusGemini- I'm a whore?
Cancer - i'm a pimp
Leo - I can make u love me!!
Virgo- i have great lips to kiss!!
Libra - I can have sex all night LONG!!!!!
Scorpio - i'm sexy as hell
Sagittarius - im the best at sex
Taurus -i'm great in bed!
Capricorn - I fuck like no other!
Aquarius - I LOVE SEX!
Pisces - i fuck betta than u!!!
Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type
Since you opened this you'll have bad luck
and a bad sex life unless you repost this
in less than 10 minutes with the subject
of whatever your sign
TaurusGemini- I'm a whore?
Cancer - i'm a pimp
Leo - I can make u love me!!
Virgo- i have great lips to kiss!!
Libra - I can have sex all night LONG!!!!!
Scorpio - i'm sexy as hell
Sagittarius - im the best at sex
Taurus -i'm great in bed!
Capricorn - I fuck like no other!
Aquarius - I LOVE SEX!
Pisces - i fuck betta than u!!!
Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type
Since you opened this you'll have bad luck
and a bad sex life unless you repost this
in less than 10 minutes with the subject
of whatever your sign
TaurusTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Taurus And SexTaurus and Sex
Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, and the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.
TaurusTaurus, the second Sign of the Zodiac, is all about reward. Unlike the Arian's love of the game, Taureans love the rewards of the game. Think physical pleasures and material goods, for those born under this Sign revel in delicious excess. They are also a tactile lot, enjoying a tender, even sensual, touch. Taureans adore comfort and like being surrounded by pleasing, soothing things. Along these lines, they also favor a good meal and a fine wine. The good life in all its guises, whether it's the arts or art of their own making (yes, these folks are artistic as well), is heaven on Earth to the Taurean-born.
It's the Bull which is the Taurean's mascot, and along with that comes the expectation that these folks are bull-headed and stubborn. Yes, they are. Hey, this Sign has a Fixed Quality attached to it after all, so expect that things will occasionally grind to a halt. That said, Taureans don't start out with the intention of getting stuck. They simply want to get things done, and i
TaurusCANCER *
-- MOST AMAZING KISSER.
-- Very high sex appeal.
-- Great in bed ...
-- Love is one of a kind.
-- Very romantic.
-- Most caring person you will ever meet!
-- Entirely creative
-- Random and proud of it
-- Great tellin stories
-- Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out
LiBRA *
-- Very pretty.
-- Very romantic.
-- Nice to everyone They meet.
-- Their Love is one of a kind.
-- Silly, fun and sweet.
-- Have own unique sexiness.
-- Most caring person you will ever meet
-- the most irresistible
SCORPiO *
-- Can be mean.
-- EXTREMELY sexy.
-- Intelligent.
-- Energetic.
-- Predict future.
-- Most erotic.
-- Freak in bed.
-- GREAT kisser.
-- Always get what they want.
-- Attractive.
-- Easy going.
-- Loves being in long relationships.
-- Talkative.
-- Romantic.
-- Caring.
-- Artistic
-- GREAT friend
-- NICE!
ARiES *
-- Outgoing.
-- lovable
-- Spontanious.
-- Not one to fuck with.
-- Erotic.
-- Funny.
-- Can get abnoxious
TaurusTaurus - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad.
You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice.
Cautious and careful, you never jump in recklessly... saving yourself from heartbreak.
Your negative traits:
Money is very important to you, so much so that it's a cause of arguments in relationships.
If your lover isn't loyal or attentive enough to you, your eyes start to wander...
You tend to keep things inside - so your partner may not know when or why you're upset.
Your ideal partner:
Is stable, serious, and ready to be committed to you.
Is successful and able to provide you with the lifestyle you crave.
A true romantic, who is willing to express their desire for your heart.
Your dating style:
Comfortable and traditional. You'd love to have a nice meal at a cozy restaurant.
Your seduction style:
Love comes first for you before you'd even think of intimacy.
Tradition
TaurusTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Taurus: The Tramp...do You Live Up To Your Zodiac??As for me I am a Taurus...the ultimate of lovers...hehehe. which are you?
AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO: The l
TaurusTAURUS
Drinking style
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxica ted Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
Trademark cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious,
Tauras The TrampOnce you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to.Good kisser. Hard to forget.Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.
Taurus: The TrampTAURUS: The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. J Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Taurus- The TrampBelow are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago from an astrologist predictions. Read your sign. Then ,forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line,
Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a k
Taurus- The One That Waits!!!SCORPIO - Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.
AQUARIUS - The Cutie
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Coolest one
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a k
Taurus (offensive, Read As Own Risk)I'm so frustrated at the moment, so I'll sound pretty biased.
Taurus all have one thing in common: stubborn. They are irritably stubborn and will rarely accept change in their lives without some good convincing. You can equate them to cattle in the field. They don't mind grazing and minding their own business, but when provoked, you'll regret it.
I live with 3 taurus, and I'm very much the opposite, so I get pretty fucking annoyed with them.
They plan and plan and plan...and plan. It takes them forever to change. They simply don't want to.
I need change everyday. I hate routine, I hate the monotony that comforts them. I can't stand their complacency. I usually see them talking to themselves.
They love to just sit and enjoy the scenery and just be down-to-earth and humble, but that makes them dull and boring.
They have an overwhelming need for SECURITY. Similar to Cancer, but even moreso, but they're more inclined to indulgences and the "finer things" in life. A nice
Taurus- So True!Taurus
Taurus likes sex almost as much as they enjoy the pleasures of receiving an expensive gift. So, put your earthy lover in the mood with a little gift of bling. Sign the card, "This is to thank you for the wonderful time we're about to have…" and let the magic unfold. Reach out and touch your tactilely responsive Taurus with the kind of long, slow, sleepy foreplay that leads them to a big charge of ultimate satisfaction. Put cuddles, caressing and a sensual massage in the mix and you'll have your Taurus panting for more. Make sure the surroundings are cushy and comfy and your earthy partner will return your favors with a smile.
TaurusTaurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.
Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
T • A • U • R • U • SV • I • R • G • O: The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover
Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever
Taurus- The Aggresive OneTAURUS- The Aggresive One
(4/20-5/20)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Loves to fight and is good at it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Taurus In FriendshipTaurus In Friendship
One could not ask for a better friend then a Taurus.
Although careful in choosing their friends, once accepted, Taurus will show steadfast loyalty.
However, Taurus will see friendship as a test of time, and generally will only see someone as their real friend after many years of the friendship through both good and bad times.
Taurus are very committed to the friendship and if asked for a fair favor, they will not let their friend down. However, you should be prepared to return the favor if and when requested, or Taurus will see this as a sign the friendship is finished.
Taurus don't make new friends easily, so be prepared to wait for any friendship with a Taurus to blossom. In the end, the rewards of such a loyal friend is well worth the wait.
Taurus is the sign you turn to in times of problems, They provide a place of security and strength, they have strong shoulders and offer good advice.
Sometimes Taurus can get jealous in friendship, not wi
Taurus... Freak In The BedV • I • R • G • O: The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover
Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L • I • B • R • A: The sex machine
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will eve
Taurus Male (me All About MeThe Taurus Man:
Practical and good-natured...with a decidedly stubborn streak...the man ruled by Taurus does possess a temper. It is slow to rise but when it does, sparks are sure to fly. He is a persistent sweetheart, a steadfast and loving mate and a marvellous father. The Taurus male likes a job where there is an end product...a definite purpose in view and a profit in which he can share. His sense of humor is the kind that appreciates his own jokes but often fails to appreciate the jokes of others. Still, this is one of the nicest men to be found in the Zodiac and he can be extremely lovable. He is not particularly skillful at telling a loved one how he feels, preferring instead to show his affection in the things that he does and provided he is coaxed rather than driven, this man will be relatively easy to manage. The attitude toward romantic interludes here is somewhat reticent. He will never be the most passionate of males, but he is certainly deeper than he allows others to
Taurus Profile DescriptionTaurus
Possessive, Eenterprising & Determined
April 21 to May 22
Taurus personality: "count on me"
About your self:
You are perceived as stubborn and easy-going, but one who can be roused into an acute anger (just like the bull). You have a distinct style and a personality that is not easy to penetrate. Your planet is Venus, the planet of romance and love, and you are an Earth element. Meaning, you are earthy and sensuous. Being born under a Fixed sign, you will not change your ideas and beliefs for anyone. You tend to fix your mind on one goal and aim for it without considering anything else. You fear change and new circumstances to a point. It is not easy of you to give of yourself. You can be affectionate, almost grasping. You don't want to let go of anything. You want to think you own; but once you realize you don't own anyone or anything, what you want comes to you. Once your emotions are affected by someone, you take a second analyzing closer look. You lo
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TAURUS MALE
You like to enjoy your passions in comfort. Soft music, low lights and a good brandy are a must. You like to be surrounded with beautiful objects and you demand what you consider to be quality in all aspects of your life including your women. You don't like women who waste your time. If a potential lover really wants to be with you she shouldn't take too long to decide. You are patient but chances are you will fall asleep if she doesn't make her move. You don't like a mate who argues with you, after all it is fruitless because there is no way she can possibly win. You also frown upon the female who plays hard to get, now that's a game you just won't play. You are a physical individual, earthy, lusty and sensual, a connoisseur of food, drink and women. When you take some
Taurus And Scorpio Love Compatibiltystar Sign Compatibility Reading Taurus With Scorpio Steer Clear Of This Relationship If You Can't Take Th
Star Sign Compatibility Reading
Taurus with Scorpio Steer clear of this relationship if you can't take the heat, because when the Bull and the Scorpion get together, you can expect the mercury to rise! You'll either love each other or hate each other, but you'll never be indifferent about the relationship. If you can give a Taurus security, beauty, nature and pleasure you have a better chance of getting their love and affection. If you can give a Scorpio loyalty, control and deep understanding you have a better chance of getting their love and affection. Taurus and Scorpio both have deep desires, Taurus for possessions and Scorpio for power. They're both concerned with affluence and possessions, and they're both intensely passionate about all sorts of things. Taurus is a bit more self-focused than Scorpio, who is more concerned with their lover and immediate family. Both of these Signs have a great, deep-rooted need for security in a relationship, but with slightly differen
Taurus Women Are Masters In The Art Of Seduction. She Will Get What She Wants But Her Patience Is Incredible, She Will Wait For What SheTaurus women are masters in the art of seduction. She will get what she wants but her patience is incredible, she will wait for what she --
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Taurus women are masters in the art of seduction. She will get what she wants but her patience is incredible, she will wait for what she wants She needs stability and security and will not tolerate a man who is not straight with her and leads her along with uncertainty in the future. She is the old-fashioned type, the type of woman who is associated with the drive-in soda shop days of the 60's. She is down to earth, protective, supportive, loving, devoted and loyal. She is openly affectionate in a relationship. Taurus women is perfect for the man who likes to be nurtured and pampered, providing you are loyal and devoted. She has a lot to give but she requires a lot in return. Remember, the Taurus woman is very sensitive although
2013: Taurus Overview Taurus 2013 Brings The Kind Of Emotional Stability And Depth You've Been Craving For Years. Now That Saturn Has Finally Mo2013: taurus overview
Taurus
2013 brings the kind of emotional stability and depth you've been craving for years. Now that Saturn has finally moved out of your work and health sector for good, you will feel a great weight lift off your shoulders with the burden of daily demands and never-ending deadlines. Now you can rightly direct your attention to the relam of relationships. Saturn has moved into your opposite constellation (Scorpio) until 2015 and promises to reveal your missing other half both within and without. Your commitments to others will deepen and you will come to realize how much you truly value your loved ones. Never again will you take any of your signifcant others for granted. Relationships are your end-all-be-all in 2013. Saturn will show you which ones are worth hanging onto and which ones you have outgrown. No longer will you tolerate relationships that only prove to be a dead-end.
The South Node of the Moon brings a series of eclipses in your sign this year, Ta
Taurus Sun Sign People: Tenacious, Tender, TolerantTaurus Sun Sign People
Taurus is a fixed Earth Sign, symbolized by the Bull and ruled by the planet Venus. Taurus Birthdays fall on or around April 21st-May 21st, but each year varies slightly, so be sure to consult a book called an Ephemeris to be sure. Your Sun Sign is never “on a cusp” as many people have been led to believe, it is always in one sign only. There are cusps, but they separate the houses of the Zodiac, and have nothing to do with your Sun Sign or Birthdays. Taurus Sun Sign People are calm and pleasant to be around, because they have harmonious Venus as their ruler. This gives them a kind and gentle demeanor. You feel safe when surrounded by the arms of a Tarurean, and their lusty love nature sneaks up on you in a surprising, but wonderful way! They are stable and cautious, which helps draw people to them, and are great at mediating disputes of any kind. But do not forget their symbol is the Bull, and although Taurus Sun Sign People do not get an
Tavern Vs ChurchThe story is told of a man who got a permit to open the first tavern (bar) in a small town. The members of a local church were strongly opposed to the bar, so they began to pray that God would intervene.
A few days before the tavern was scheduled to open, lightning hit the structure and it burned to the ground. The people of the church were surprised but pleased - until they received notice that the would-be tavern owner was suing them. He contended that their prayers were responsible for the burning of the building. They denied the charge.
At the conclusion of the preliminary hearing, the judge wryly remarked, "At this point I don't know what my decision will be, but it seems that the tavern owner believes in the power of prayer and these church people don't."
TavernSittin in a great ole tavern
joyful as can be
smiles all around as far as we can see
Playin pool and dancin to good sound
during the weekend you know where I'll be found
Hangin with friends havin much fun
its almost better than enjoying the sun
Sittin in a great ole tavern
its like bein at home
except the constent ringing of the phone
This place tavern is such a nice place to be
where drinks are cheap and I can feel free
The tables have the derby drift
and the stools could use a lift
The bartenders crack me up
hey I could use another cup
Sittin in a great ole tavern
I wouldnt change a thing
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What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
Sex
What is something you have always wanted to try?
annal and light bondage - her not me
What is something you have never done in bed before?
see above LOL
What time of day do you like to have sex?
After noon, before dinner
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Her mouth
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
If it were a contest? Long
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Nervous. I loved Tawny's answer - Makes me quieter...lol
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
It makes me a little nervous yes. Bothers? No.
Have you ever faked
TaxWhat Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized
the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts R
~~~~~ Tax ~~~~~Subject: Tax
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized
the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance ta
TaxTax truth
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> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
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> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
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> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
> Tax his tears.
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> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
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> When he scr eams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin ,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's lai d.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> " Taxes drove me to m
TaxWhat Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of
it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts R
Tax!!Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
TaxHave you noticed that the only thing the Government hasn't taxed is the penis? This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
20% of the time it's pissed off.
30% of the time it's hard up.
10% of the time it's in the hole.
And on top of that it has two dependents and they're both nuts.
Well, I am sad to inform you that starting Jan. 2009 the Government has decided to start taxing the penis. And they will tax it according to size:
10 - 12 inches will pay a luxury tax.
8 - 9 inches will pay a pole tax
6 - 7 inches will pay a privilege tax.
4 - 5 inches will pay a nuisance tax.
Under 4 inches will be eligible for a refund.
They request that you not ask for an extension. Males over 12 inches must file for a Capital Gains Tax.
TaxOK ID LIKE TO START WITH THE FACT,I WORK 70 HOUR + WEEKS I AM A WELDER AND ENGINEER AND I JUST WENT TO MY BANK EXPECTING £5,650 FOR MY MONTH ONLY TO FIND THE TAX MAN HAS TOOK £1130 POUND OF MY WAGE????? THATS CRAZY Y DO I BOTHER TO WORK 70+ FOR SUM MAN/CO/GOV I DNT KNOW TO TAKE SO MUCH MONY FROM ME.........FUCKING CON MEN WAT DO I GET IN RETURN FROM THIS..........I WILL TELL U WAT FUCK ALL THATS WAT I GET FOR BEEN 24 YEAR OLD AND HARD WORKING.
THANKS MR TAX MAN U REALLY MAD MY YEAR............PRICK
The Tax AuditAt the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about
all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do w
Tax And Spend DemocratsRegan ended with a $200+ budget deficit
Bush I ended with a $300+ budget deficit
Clinton the tax and spend president ended with a $230+ billion surplus
Bush II will end with at least a $500 Billion deficit.
The numbers are kind of interesting. Democrats spend much less than Republicans.
Isn't it horrible when the facts don't support your preconceived notions?
The Tax And Spend Health Care PlanLast week, the Congressional Budget Office released itspreliminary cost estimate for the health plan put forward by SenatorMax Baucus (D-MT). The plan would cost $829 billion over ten years butstill reduce the deficit by $81 billion.The White House and liberals in Congress say the report confirmsPresident Obama's promise that big-government reforms "will help bringour deficits under control in the long term." The leftist mediajumped on board, heralding the CBO's numbers as a "green light" forObamacare.
Does it sound too good to be true? There's a good reason why: Heritagehealth policy expert Nina Owcharenko points out that the report is farfrom rosy.
* Just a preliminary analysis. The CBO makes very clear that itsanalysis is based on Sen. Baucus' plain-English draft proposal.It is not based on final legislative language, so the costestimates are subject to drastic change.* Real cost may be far higher. The $829 billion ten-year costcould easily underestimate the real burden. "Virtu
Tax Benefits From Your Ameriplan BusinessTax benefits from your ameriplan business
..> Tax Benefits From Your Ameriplan Business
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It is anticipated that by the year 2005, 50% of households in the US alone will be involved in a home business"
- Newsweek Magazine -
As you can see, home based business's are gaining in popularity in America. This is especially true now because the IRS has recently re-instituted the home business tax deduction which allows home business owners to deduct up to $5000 per year in business expenses off of their income tax. This means that you can start a home business and not make a dime with it and still be able to come away with an extra $5000 in your pocket at the end of year!
"A home based business is the best tax shelter left in America" Sandy Botkin (IRS Attorney & Tax Reduction Institute Chairman)
Educate yourself about home office deductions! Learn how to deduct your internet bill, your electricity bill, your phone bill, your cell bill, your computer, your mi
Tax CutsI hear on the news that people are upset that there are tax cuts that benefit the rich.
Well, it's an income tax, and the last time I checked, rich people tend to earn more money.
Also, last time I looked at the tax rate schedule...it starts out at 10% for everyone....no matter what for the first so many dollars of taxible income. Then it goes up to 15% for a certain amount, then higher and higher until way past what I make it's much higher.
Well, if the tax cuts that lowered mine from 15% to 10% were allowed to expire (if congress lets it) then my taxes, and everyone at the lower end will pay 15% instead of 10%. 15% is 50% higher than 10%.
Remember that low income people pay that low rate and all of them will be rewarded with a 50% increase in income tax if the congress they voted for in November does nothing and allows it to expire.
Meanwhile, at the upper income brackets (also known as the 'rich') had their income tax rates lowered to 35%. Now, if the tax rates are
2008 Tax Code>>>>lmao2008 TAX CODE:
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has
two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed
according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
Tax Credit RefundsHow to use Your IRS Rebate check... As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. ; ;If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at YARD SALES, since those are the only businesses still in the United States
2009 Tax CodeThe only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12"
Luxury Tax
$ 300.00
8 - 10"
Pole Tax
$ 250.00
5 - 8"
Privilege Tax
$ 150.00
3 - 5"
Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
Tax Code IdeaOn May 5th, I sent this to Glenn Beck. I honestly don't think that he'll put it even see it but...
So, here it is. Tell me what you think.
I'm not an economist, but have asked myself, "If for some outragous reason, I were elected President, how would I fix this fiasco we're in?" My answer...
First and for most, I would suspend the US Income Tax for the first year, across the board. Let me restate that. For the first year I were President, no U.S. Citizen would pay one penny in income tax.
Second, as applies to the tax challenge, I would order a re=write of the entire tax code as it stands today. That would entail taking said code and burning it. Then, at the end of the first year institute a new tax code that would read as follows.
All U.S. Citizens would be taxed 10% or their income. This would be broken down thusly...
=====2% for a Social Security type account
=====2% for a National Health Care system that provided money to pay for Emergency Health Ca
Tax Dat Ass..I hate the fuckn government! (do i have to go on explaining why?) alright fine.. but just for shits and giggles. My main man makes about 40Gs a year so we didnt get that much back. matter a fact out of the 10,000 dollars that they took out for taxes we're only getting about 3,000 back!!! and ................as if thats not fuckn screwing us over enough.. We owe the state 400 dollars.. Im soo fuckn upset. I hate the united states government.. FUCK YOU!! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU FUCKN BITCH. My tax dollars paying for secret wars around the world..and whatnot. just opened my eyes today.. i dont know i feel like a catholic school girl that just got raped in an alley on the way home.. Violated..
But what you gonna do about it.. nothing
what can you do about it....nothing..
just venting thats all.. fuck it.. thanks for reading my faithfull viewers.. leave me some love and your government hater story...
laters, siyra
Tax Deductibles A Way To Get Money Back From The State By Giving To The Salvation Army Instead Of Throwing Away Your ItemsTax valuation guide for donated goods
By Kay Bell • Bankrate.com
As you clean out your closet or reorganize your household, be sure to keep track of the items you give to charity. It's your job, not the charity's, to report the value of the donation to the Internal Revenue Service.
Tax law now requires that all household items given to a charity must be in good or better condition. Those questionable items you donated in previous years and claimed were worth a few dollars because they were in fair condition are no longer acceptable.
Several computer software programs are available to help you figure the tax value of your goodwill. But many people still prefer to use pen and paper, jotting down the item and its worth as they are pulling it from the closet or dresser drawer. If that's your style, the following list will give you an idea of what your donated clothing and household goods are worth. It indicates fair market value for some common items as suggested in the Salv
Tax Deductibles A Way To Get Money Back From The State By Giving To The Salvation Army Instead Of Throwing Away Your ItemsValuation Guide for Salvation Army Donations
Your continued support makes our good work possible. Your qualifying tax deductible donations are resold through our Salvation Army Thrift Stores and Salvation Army Family Stores through the country and serve to fund our Adult Rehabilitation program.
The Value Guide below will assist you in determining the tax-deductible value of any items you are donating to The Salvation Army. You will see that the table includes low and high estimates of value. Please choose a value within this range that is in keeping with your item's relative age and quality. If you have questions, your local Salvation Army Thrift Store and donation center will be able to assist you.
A receipt for your items may be obtained in one of three ways:
1. If you drop off a donation at a local Salvation Army Family Thrift Store or Corps (worship and community center), the clerk or receptionist will be happy to provide you with a receipt.
2. If your items are dropped
Tax Day Tea Party Protests Planned Across The Houston AreaHOUSTON—Protesters who say they’re over-taxed and tired of multi-billion-dollar government bailouts plan to take to the streets around the country Wednesday for Tax Day tea parties.
Locally, protests are scheduled to take place in Pasadena, Alvin, Lake Jackson, College Station, Livingston, Seabrook, Sugar Land, The Woodlands and Houston.
Tax day 'Tea Parties'
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In Houston proper, the protest will be in Jones Plaza near the downtown post office at 4 p.m.
The events are all part of the National Tax Day Tea Party.
Tea party organizers say their events are non-partisan.
They say the tea parties are simply a call to action for those who feel the government’s spending and tax plans are excessive.
“The younger generations are going to have to pay for this. That’s our biggest problem here. I mean, it just doesn’t end tod
TaxesThere is no equity in our current tax system. If everyone paid 10% of their income, regardless of how much or little they earned, the deficit would be quickly eliminatied. Do away with the refunds, deductions and allowances. There will be no need to worry about making too much money that will put one into a higher tax bracket, because it will never go above or below 10%. Corporations won't have to maintain huge legal, accounting or Public Relations departments to justify their profits.
Taxes (from Bullitin)What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table. At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes. Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him kno w
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receiva
Taxes!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Tax
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized
the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes dro
TaxesSubject: Tax
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized
the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance ta
Taxes!!At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the very end!
TAXES
Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his gas, Tax his car,
Find ways to tax his tar.....
Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done 'til he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, then Tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, do not relax,
Its time to apply The inheritance tax!
THE TAXES WE ACTUALLY PAY!!!
TaxesTax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he'
Taxeshi guys and gals
I am writing this to let you know that I will be on as much as I can because this is my busy season at h and r block for I do taxes. If you have any questions just let me know and I will try to get the best answer for you.
Taxes......Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers.
If he cries,
Then Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas.
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more.
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod
In Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time
TaxesTAXES
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SOMETHING TO REALLY REFLECT UPON!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...
then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
T
TaxesHi there just wanted to rant about taxes on simple IRA's. My husband took out a simple IRA through Morgan Stanley. The company that he works for would take out 3% of his earnings and place it into an account, and Morgan Stanley would match the 3% that we put in there....... Now it seems that the company didn't show that the taxes taken out of it and neither has Morgan Stanley, so it looks like we might have to pay taxes on that 3% which will totally suck....... we are supposed to get a credit on that not having to pay taxes on it, so i am hoping and praying that Mike(CPA friend) can figure this out and that way we won't have to pay taxes on it, but if we do i hope it's not that much...... I will keep you all posted on what happens next.
Taxes Being FiledHey there all, I know most of you have been reading my blogs on taxes and the mess they have been. I just found out today that our CPA friend Mike is gonna file YAY!!! Then we will file an amended one to state to let them know that the company messed up and all that good stuff so they will go visit the company and see that they are doing it wrong, and have been for the past 8 years or so. I just wanted to let you all know what was going on and that I am all excited now, just want to get all this business handled as quickly and painlessly as possible. Thank you all for your support and caring words. Hugs and all my loving ~Jilly~
TaxesTax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tom b,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Fe
TaxesHello all, Just wanted to let you all know that we got the information from Mike our CPA who is doing our taxes. Good news we are getting money back. wooo hoooo!!!! We have a lot of plans for this money we are gonna be looking at getting a new refrigerator and also gonna see if we can get two cars on one loan, if not then we are gonna buy hubby his truck outright and then fix up my car. Hope you all have a great week, and weekend! Hugs ~Jilly~
Taxes> 2007 Tax Code
>
> The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is
> due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
> 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10%
> of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
> they are both nuts.
>
> HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
> according to size.
>
> The brackets are as follows:
>
> 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
> 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
> 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
>
> Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
>
> Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
Taxes..biteWow.. I just had my taxes figured. I am usually right on it as soon as I get all my W2s back. But this year is different. I have been putting it off cause I knew I owed. I wouldn't have owed a damn cent if I hadn't withdrawn my 4o1k out. The reason I did this is cause last year I changed jobs. I had went from a decent job of having a 401k for 9yrs to working for a damn temp service. I knew I had to do something with the money. I knew I really should have rolled it over into a IRA. But I don't know about most people..but that shit confuses the hell out of me. It is like they write it in Greek. And then get you all confused and later on fuck you in the ass cause your confused and don't realized you just handed over your life savings to crooks. Well maybe thats alittle overboard but on the other hand I was struggling and needed a little extra cash to help out with my bills and my meds. So withdrawling the money seemed like the right thing to do. Man I should have been kicked in the nuts f
Taxes And DivorceFrom the mind of a B.U.O.F.M............
Okay, we'll file this under "I'm feeling a little bitter". Not "better".....BITTER! So I am gonna rant a little.
Just did my taxes for 2006. Yes, kinda last minute, but I have an explanation......my ex got her W-2 the first week of February, and finally mailed it to me March 30. It arrived today.
As my divorce did not get finalized until 3/16/07, my options were to file married/separate, or married/joint. I asked my ex how she wanted to file. She said to do it up both ways, and she would decide based upon what was in her best interest. Understandable. Last year, after much debate, we agreed to split the Federal return based upon percentage of what was withheld from each of our incomes, and we would each get our individual State refund. I wanted to do that again this year.
So, I did the returns. Filing jointly, and splitting based upon percentage of withheld from each, she would end up getting about $500 less than if we file
Taxes (oh No!!!)Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, then tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, do not relax,
Its time to apply the inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment
Tax (FUTA), Fishing License Tax, Fo
Taxes Suck Hard!!!Ok, so I've been a business owner for a year and a half. Every 3 months I have to pay my taxes (or file). So, I think I'm doing well and today I get this shitty letter saying my license is going to be revoked if I dont submit the forms I sent in already. WTF???? This is bullshit!!! How many times do I have to pay the same fucking taxes??? The shittiest part is I still have to pay, regardless of the fact I a: didnt make anything that quarter and b: I have all the copies of what I sent it the 1st 2 fucking times. Goddamn shit sux. To make matters worse, my fucking computer's acting up and its all driving me insane.
TaxesAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
T ax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The in
TaxesTax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income T
Taxes (moved From My Mind Is Dangerous)Someone Emailed me this. At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom...."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Acco
TaxesAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Please, be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
T
Taxes>>> Cynthia Lowther 8/14/2007 10:19 AM >>>
At first you might think this is funny (I did)... but then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he hollers,
Tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inhe
TaxesAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth
> > > of it.
> > > Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> > >
> > > Tax his land,
> > > Tax his bed,
> > > Tax the table
> > > At which he's fed.
> > >
> > > Tax his tractor,
> > > Tax his mule,
> > > Teach him taxes
> > > Are the rule.
> > >
> > > Tax his work,
> > > Tax his pay,
> > > He works for peanuts
> > > Anyway!
> > >
> > > Tax his cow,
> > > Tax his goat,
> > > Tax his pants,
> > > Tax his coat.
> &g t; >
> > > Tax his ties,
> > > Tax his shirt,
> > > Tax his work,
> > > Tax his dirt.
> > >
> > > Tax his tobacco,
> > > Tax his drink,
> > > Tax him if he
> > > Tries to think.
> > >
> > > Tax his cigars,
> > > Tax his beers,
> > > If he cries,
> > > thenTax his tears.
> > >
> > > Tax his car,
> > > Tax his gas,
> > > Find other ways
> > > To tax his ass.
> > > Tax all he has
> > > Then let him know
> > > That you won't
Taxes....how True This Is!!!At first this appears to be funny...then you realize it’s true..............Cricket
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
TaxesAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Bui
Taxeswhy do we have to pay taxes on something we own free and clear? this makes no sense to me. is this just government got wild or what? i say if you own it you dont have to pay taxes on it
TaxesTax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him Taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
then Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To Tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then Tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance Tax!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corpor
Taxes Realitys Harsh TruthThis is too true to be very funny
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it
TaxesThis is too true to be very funny
The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago, was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?
A. Well, if you a
TaxesIsn't this amazing?
TAXES
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines
(indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
(FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax
(42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense
(tax on the money)
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges
(tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties
(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Taxes
(Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surch
TaxesAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not
TaxesAccounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines (indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Propert y Tax
Real Estate Ta
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and
local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring
TaxesSubject: Taxes: Clinton years vs Bush years
Based on using the actual tax tables (see link below), here are some
examples on what the taxes were/are on various amounts of income for both
singles and married couples. so let's see if the Bush tax cuts only helped
the rich.
http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html
Taxes under Clinton 1999 Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250
If you want to know just how effective the mainstream media is, it is
amazing how many people that fall int
TaxesWhat is a BILLION?
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 resident
Taxes!What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know that you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax; it’s time to apply the inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivabl
TaxesJust some facts about business and taxes...
Business do not pay taxes they only collect them from the consumer.
Tax increases on business do three things, they feed inflation, reduce the workforce and fund additional pork-barrel spending. When a certain candidate for president state that if you make less than 250,000 dollars per year you will not have your taxes increased it is a lie due to omition and he is counting on your economic ignorance to win. If he wins all of us will lose, just like we did during the Carter and Nixon adminstrations. Sure it looks like we'll get some tax relief for an Obama adminstration, the reality is we won't because the offset in higher prices will cause us all to have less money PERIOD!!!!!!
Obama's solution is the typical of that of most Democrat. That solution is to make the little foot the bill by raising taxes so they have more money to waste....
Think about this before you make your mark....
Taxes Does This Pertain To You HmmmmINSIDE WASHINGTON: Taxpayers to get rude surprise
INSIDE WASHINGTON: Millions of couples, retirees may have to repay some of Obama tax credit
Stephen Ohlemacher, Associated Press Writer
On Thursday April 30, 2009, 6:55 pm EDT
Buzz up!
Print
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Millions of Americans enjoying their small windfall from President Barack Obama's "Making Work Pay" tax credit are in for an unpleasant surprise next spring.
The government is going to want some of that money back.
The tax credit is supposed to provide up to $400 to individuals and $800 to married couples as part of the massive economic recovery package enacted in February. Most workers started receiving the credit through small increases in their paychecks in the past month.
But new tax withholding tables issued by the IRS could cause millions of taxpayers to get hundreds of dollars more than they are entitled to under the credit, money that will have to be repaid at tax time.
At-risk taxpay
TaxesThe Tax Poem At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanutsAnyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his .....
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove meto my doom....'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts
Taxed 2 Death !The Tax PoemAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized theawful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he's fed.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxesAre the rule.Tax his work,Tax his pay,He works for peanuts anyway!Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties,Tax his shirt,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if heTries to think.Tax his cigars,Tax his beers,If he criesTax his tears.Tax his car,Tax his gas,Find other waysTo tax his ass.Tax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won't be doneTill he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;Then tax him some more,Tax him tillHe's good and sore.Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he's laid.Put these wordsUpon his tomb,'Taxes drove meto my doom...'When he's gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog L
Taxes Destroy Jobs, Not Create ThemLast week, the White House hosted a "Forum on Jobs and EconomicGrowth" to address the soaring unemployment rate and to discuss newways and policies to promote job growth. This is not the first timePresident Obama has attempted to address the nation's job crisis, andthere are real doubts whether he'll be more successful this timearound.When President Obama took office in January, the unemployment rate was7.6 percent. He quickly called for action and in March he signed intolaw a $787 billion "stimulus" package that would allegedly create 3.3million net jobs and "save" millions more.Since then, 3.4 million more netjobs have been lost, pushing the unemployment rate above 10 percent.
In short, the president's "stimulus" package, which was supposed tocap unemployment at eight percent, failed horribly. This is becauseevery dollar Congress 'injects' into the economy must first be taxedor borrowed out of the economy. Therefore, the morethe government spends, the more taxes Americans will have
TaxesWe've gotten our taxes back an it's good to say that it was 7G we're planning on buying myself a car/suv whatever plus I'm gonna get my new tattoo soon as well as I said before in one of my blogs it's gonna be a wolf print an it's going on my foot seeing daddy believes that it looks hott, I guess...lol...Again need room to get some more photo's up so ya'll can see me & the new tatt an eyes as well...
Taxed To DeathThis is a sound off story in my local newspaper
Congratulations. Between Governor Quinn taking an additional $200 a month with his 66 percent tax hike and governments continually raising my property taxes as the value of my property has diminished by 25 percent, I give up.
You have finally forced me to look to another state to live and away from my family and friends to try and make a living. I suppose I should be grateful to you for finally bringing down the taxable fair market value of my home for the first time since I’ve lived here (although you are still $34,000 over what my recently appraised house is worth. I guess it was foolish on my part to expect a decrease in my taxes, but lo and behold, you simply raised my tax multiplier so I am actually paying more than last year).
Like many others, I was unemployed for 11 months. I am once again gainfully employed and trying to dig myself out of the hole caused by, among many other things beyond my control, bureaucrats who a
Taxes, Dept And The GovermentSo it’s not a perfect solution, but people pay social security taxes all their lives and some people never made enough to have another retirement plan. They live check to check, usually with the heat turned down and an extra sweater on, or with the AC off. The rely on Medicare and Medicaid for their health issues, its not much but it is what they have.
Most federal jobs do not pay much, certainly not a fair wage for what people are asked to do. Why is it than that these people who work hard day in and day out get slapped every time there is a budget deal? Most our ‘representatives’ do not need the pay check. The Congress and Senate are still the play ground of the rich and disconnected both Republican and Democrat. They will still have food on the table for their families, medical care (and it burns me up that people that have never served in the military are treated in military hospitals) and sit down in comfortable rooms at the end of the day.
I hope that the
Taxes, Dept And The Goverment Part TwoNo one has been able to explain to me why young men... and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense. On Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast it. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop? 35 States file lawsuit against the Federal Government Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention. This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on. This is an idea that
Tax Freetax free
the only thing the goverment cant tax is your cock , because 90% of the time it is out of work , and the other 10% of the time it is in a hole. also has to dependants and they are both nuts!!!!!!!!
Tax FraudHow is it that the IRS does absolutely NOTHING when you report someone for illegally claiming your kids on their tax return? Leaving me to have to wait even longer for the money that me and my children so desperately need. My ex's mother claimed my kids last year and I reported her then. Then this year she did it again and I will report her again. But will the IRS actually do something about it this time so she won't be able to do this to us anymore? I have full custody of my children and my ex (her son) hasn't paid me any child support, so what the hellgives her the right to do something like this 2 years in row???? Just needed to vent a bit.
Tax-free Day....?new blog? or old blog?
it's not gonna be a new post, 'cuz i ain't smrt nuf.....
hi, how do you feel about former lovers?, i saw two today. how do YOU deal with that?
Taxidermist---redneck JokesTaxidermist
Redneck Jokes
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here...where you from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from West Virginia."
The bartender asks, "What do you do in West Virginia?"
The guy responds,"I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar,
"It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
~~taxing Our Asses Off~~At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Bottl
The Taxidriver;-)A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
Taxi ServiceSo they decided to let the guys come home from the field for the weekend. My husband being an 88m (truck driver) for the 703rd a transportation attachment for the 3-7 infantry battalion has to load all the soldiers from 3-7 Battalion and take them to their separate companies and then once all the guys are transported from the field to their destination the 88m's can turn in their trucks and come home. So my friends husbands have been home for hours and my husband is still taxiing around other soldiers from the battalion. Then on Sunday when they go back he has to go back early to get his truck ready to take all the soldiers back to the field. So we are getting screwed out of time tonight and Sunday with each other.
The Taxi DriverA couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard ran back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird. The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", he said as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat han
Taxicab Confessions...A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, when then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Taxi DriverA taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said
"Look friend, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of
me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap
could scare him so much.
The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
years"
156% Tax IncreaseTAKE ACTION – SAY “NO” TO A FEDERAL TAX INCREASE ON CIGARETTES!
Learn what you can do at stoptheFETincrease.com or call toll-free 1–866–527–4494.
Congress is talking about raising cigarette taxes again by as much as $6.10 per carton. But as smokers know, cigarettes are already one of the most highly taxed products in the country today. In fact, since the year 2000, state and federal cigarette excise taxes have been increased over 73 times – driving up the average price of cigarettes over 80%.
Everyone should pay their share of taxes, but a federal tax increase on cigarettes is an unfair burden on smokers – especially when these taxes fund a wide–range of expanding government programs that benefit everyone. And as cigarette sales decline it’s an unreliable source of revenue.
Singling out smokers for a 156% increase in the federal cigarette excise tax is going too far – tell Congress enough is enough.
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Taxi To The Dark Side (& Apology)Taxi To The Dark Side (& Apology)
Body:
Footage from the film starts at around 2:15.
It sort of reinforces the message we are seeing with all the brutality to animals over in Iraq.
Also,
hey I am really totally sorry for being kind of brusque to some people today when I would disagree with bulletins.
It turned out - as evening turned into night - that I have caught my husband's flu.
I'm sitting here with a jacket on in a 69 degree house, shivering and my legs aching.
Now that I know something's actually wrong with me, I'll stop being so cranky.
I humbly ask your pardon.
♥
Here's the YouTube:
Taxidriver;-)A taxipassenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don´t ever do that again! You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, " I didn´t realize that a little tap would scare you so much!"
The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I´ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years!"
Tax IncreasesINTERESTING DATA JUST RECEIVED ON TAXES
Spread the word.....
This is something you should be
aware of so you don't get blind-sided.
This is really going to catch a lot
of families off guard. It should
make you worry.
Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election:
CAPITAL GAINS TAX
MCCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000
per home (couples) McCain does not
propose any change in existing
home sales income tax.
OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home sales
How does this affect you?
If you sell your home and make a profit, you
will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.
If you are heading toward retirement
and would like to down-size your
home or move into a retirement
community, 28% of the money you
make from your home will go to taxes. This
proposal will adversely affect the
elderly who are counting on the income
from their homes as part of their retirement income.
DIVIDEND TAX
MCCAIN 15% (no change)
OBAMA 39.6%
TaxiIt was raining hard in 'Frisco I needed one more fare to make my night A lady up ahead waved to flag me down She got in at the light Oh, where you going to, my lady blue It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain She just looked out the window She said, Sixteen Parkside Lane Something about her was familiar I could swear I'd seen her face before But she said, I'm sure you're mistaken And she didn't say anything more It took a while, but she looked in the mirror And she glanced at the license for my name A smile seemed to come to her slowly It was a sad smile, just the same And she said, How are you Harry I said, How are you Sue Through the too many miles And the too little smiles I still remember you It was somewhere in a fairy tale I used to take her home in my car We learned about love in the back of a Dodge The lesson hadn't gone too far You see, she was gonna be an actress And I was gonna learn to fly She took off to find the footlights And I took off to find the sky Oh,
Taxi ServiceVisiting a new place may be frustrating and quite different from your friendly neighborhood. It becomes even harder when you move from one place to another. A new set of transportation system may be pretty confusing. It can be time consuming too. Even though if it is almost the system you have come across before, then again hassles come to you in many means. Talking about bus; it takes so much time to reach destinations, commuters; you will have to wait until it gets full, train service; as same as the bus service. All these pester can make you tired and distracted from your focus.
But, while you are dealing with the question of how to deal with this problem, you may be forgetting about one solution. It’s a public transportation system will offer a much faster and a hassle free service. Yes it’s the Taxi Service in the neighborhood.
A taxi service is comparatively faster than other public transportation systems. It will not stop at different destination, except your desti
Taxi Services: Enjoy Easy And Safe Commutation In Big CitiesCommutation is a major problem in the metropolitan cities like Delhi. Although you can find plenty of vehicles like buses, autos etc. to commute around the city but you have to waste hours while waiting for them. Even after the long wait you are not sure that you will get the seat to travel comfortably. However, the commutation has become a bit easier now by the arrival of new buses in Delhi, but still you can never be sure about getting the seat and comfort. This is not only the scenario of Delhi but you have to face such kinds of problem in almost every big city where population is very high.Delhi and jaipur is another such area that is overcrowded and commutation is very difficult. This neighbor of Delhi has given support to countless families and is very populous making traveling a big problem. Even in such conditions you can think about comfortable travelling in such populous cities using Taxi facilities. Taxi services in Delhi will never let you down and you can roam around Delhi
Taxing Times“A make-up brush costs £30? Is it made of gold?” my husband shouted and threw up both his hands when he was observing me logging my tax return.
He rolls his eyes and makes that huffing noise and shakes his head at me. I have boxes of receipts, so you can imagine how many theatrical displays he has been through. His physical theatre and dance routine has to be seen to be believed. The Ballet Rambert would take note of his expressive routines.
The man practically does a Gangnam style exasperated jig every twenty seconds.
“£40 for a bra? Is it made of gold?” Yes he mentioned gold again.
“Salon haircut £80?” he screeched. “Did they cut your hair with gold scissors?”
I thought to myself: If he makes one more gold reference I may have to strap a canoe onto my back and fake my own death.
Husband does not understand the costs of make up and female maintenance. This is the man who audibly squealed like a girl at the cost o
2007 Tax LawsTAX LAWS FOR 2007
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the
fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is
pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The
brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
2007 Tax LawsTAX LAWS FOR 2007
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the
fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is
pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The
brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
Tax Laws For 2007TAX LAWS FOR 2007
WAY TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: ; Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
Taxman - The Anti-heroTo say fuck you to a establishment, in the youthful natural instructual way. I'm not a puppet. "
TAXMAN - THE ANTI-HERO
An unfamiliar playground·
Time is so little; time belongs to us, its time to stake our clam, in a world full of senseless violence and media over kill. The system is many and we are a few. Take what you can get, make do with what you have. So there's no future, but our own because there is no authority, but our own. Strive for disruption stand tall and fight, for mothers and fathers that struggle to survive. The homeless and poor, I dedicate my life to a devotion of disruption to damage the system. I plead for you to see, this sickness in the streets addicts and junkies each labels and illness, refusal to deal with a problem. Final assumption they fall further behind, your not a puppet in there game!
Tax Man’s CreedTax Man’s Creed
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his jackass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done,
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
TaxmanAt the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way, 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.'
'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you do with all t
Tax OfficeAt the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings"?
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles".
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer, but on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs"?
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits".
"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with al
Tax On FatThe fat tax is a tax based on the fat content on the food you eat. The bill died in commitee because Bush had announced he intended to veto it and the Democrates did not have enough for a 2/3rds vote override. Remember when you go the polls and vote for either B. Obama or H. Clinton you will be voting for the fat tax. Both of the support it and will sign it into law if they are elected.
What to expect, new taxes levied on ALL FOOD PRODUCTS THAT HAVE A MEASUREABLE FAT CONTENT. The premis for the tax is the health care for fat people costs more than thinner people. They did it to ALL tobacco products. The revenue was supposed to be spent on health care for smokers which has proven to be a lie. The fat tax justification is the same lie, that they revenue will be used for the health care of illnesses effecting overweight people.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, GO AHEAD AND VOTE ON THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET AND IF YOU DO HAVE NO REASON TO GRIPE, BITCH WHINE OR COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT WILL BE YOU
Tax PoemTax Poetic--
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax
Taxpayers Money, Hard At Work!Inmate's Sex-Change Demand Draws Scrutiny
(AP) BOSTON A trial that opened more than a year ago has become bogged down in Boston federal court. There have been hundreds of hours of testimony from witnesses, including 10 medical specialists paid tens of thousands of dollars. The judge himself even hired an expert to help him make sense of it all.
The question at the center of the case: Should a murderer serving life in prison get a sex-change operation at taxpayer expense?
Transgender inmates in other states have sued prison officials, and not one has succeeded in persuading a judge to order a sex-change operation.
The Massachusetts Correction Department is vigorously fighting Kosilek's request for surgery, saying it would create a security nightmare and make Kosilek a target for sexual assault.
An Associated Press review of the case, including figures obtained through Freedom of Information Act requests and interviews, found that the Correction Department and its outside
TaxpayersPOEM - Illegal Immigrants
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid
it keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
In my yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
...
But they, too,
draw welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood.
We have hobb
Tax PoemThe Tax Poem
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land. Tax his bed.
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor. Tax his mule.
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work. Tax his pay.
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow. Tax his goat.
Tax his pants. Tax his coat.
Tax his ties. Tax his shirt.
Tax his work. Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco. Tax his drink.
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars. Tax his beers.
If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car. Tax his gas.
Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has, then let him know,
That you won't be done, till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his
Tax Rebate - Did I Post This Yet??Help America - spend your rebate wisely!
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
* If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
* If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
* If we purchase a computer it will go to India,
* If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
* If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
* If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer,
Since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help!
Tax RebateTax Rebate
This past week President Bush and Congress allowed each one of us would get a $300.00 tax rebate.
If If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of the money will go to China,
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we spend it on new computers all the money will go to India, or Pakistan for tect support ...
And none will help the American economy.
The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America,
So the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is...
Drink beer or Spend it on prostitution. Those are the only businesses still in the U.S.
Tax RebateHelp America - spend your rebate wisely.
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs or Venezuela. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. Thank you for your help.
Tax Rebate LolThe federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arab and Venezuela .
If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US .
Tax Refunds On Donations 4 SpotlightAs most of you know, I am taking donations 4 spotlight for breast cancer awareness...see other blogs for details. The thing I have heard the most from people who want to but haven't is the 20% rate FuPal adds to the transaction. Taking effect today, I will be giving that 20% back as a tax deductible rebate for helping me out, so if you donated 10000000 to me for example, you'd get 200000 back. So feel free to have that burden raised from your shoulders and as always, think pink.
Tax RefundBelow is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India .
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America .
You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
Tax ReformAt an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they thought was the most fair and equitable. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said. "But the poll tax was repealed some time ago," replied the commissioner. "Ay-yuh," declared the old man, "that's what I like about it."
Tax, Spend, Regulate- No Solution To Healthcare While the media focused its attention on Judge Sonia Sotomayor'snomination to the Supreme Court, liberals in the House ofRepresentatives introduced a health care "reform" package that willcost $245 billion a year by 2019. Heritage Foundation blogger Conn Carroll digs into an alarming aspect of the legislation: it will effectively regulate your private healthinsurance plan out of business. Here's how it works, as Carrollexplains:
[A]ll health insurance plans must confirm to a slew of newregulations, including community rating and guaranteed issue. Thesewill all drive up the cost of health insurance. Furthermore, all thesenew regs would not apply just to individual insurance plans, but toall insurance plans. So the House bill will also drive up the cost ofyour existing employer coverage. Until, of course, it becomes tooexpensive and they just dump you into the government plan. And all this will come at a huge cost to taxpayers. According toestimates from the Congressional Budg
Tax TimeA woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
#5: Tax TimeYou know what really grinds my gears? Tax time. First you gotta wait for all the forms. Then you gotta get all the forms and books. Then the freaking calculations. Damn, I dunno how people do it. At least I won't have to go through all those headaches. I just do it online. But then the big part that really sucks.... I'll end up owing money on my state tax. And I won't be getting a federal one either. Tax time sucks when you don't have kids and know you're not getting money back. That's what grinds my gears.
Tax Time...Be sure all of you working folks throughout America get your #$%^*&^ taxes paid on time. There are 12 million Hispanics (that we know of), not to mention all other cultures that are here illegally.
Many hospitals especially the one specializing in birth in Tucson are running out of money delivering the babies of ILLEGAL aliens. In October it was a record month. There were 800+ babies born at the Tucson hospital and only 46 of these babies were born to American citizens. So continue to bust your butt working and paying taxes because the Democratic party is already
planning to raise our taxes to cover this rather than make these people go back to Mexico and come in legally. How do you like that?
We elect these morons to uphold the laws of the land and uphold the sovereignity of the United States of America and they are not going to do it!
The next election vote them out of office. All of
them who are not enforcing our laws. I don't care if they are Independent, Republica
Tax Tips: Make It Out AliveIt's that time of year again, tax season! Whether you're 30 days into your first job and don't know what a deductible is or 30 days from retirement with a hundred deductions, here are some help tips to make it to April 16th and keep your sanity.
* Keep it all in one place
This is really a no-brainer. Keep all of the records you need and all those you might need together; in doing so you will reduce your chances of scrambling on April 14th to find the receipt for that charitable donation you made last May. Important tax categories to keep in mind include:
o W-2 information
o Interest and dividend income
o Capital gains and losses
o Charitable donations
o Medical and dental expenses
o Deductible business expenses
o Miscellaneous deductions (educational expenses, safe deposit boxes, financial planning)
Keeping items from each category separate will help you avoid confusion when the big day comes.
* Se
Tax TruthAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Bui
Tax TruthAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he h
Tax TimeA woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."He gets her name, address, social! secu rity number, etc. and
then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase
that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
Tax Wars Over Huge Internet Sales NumbersVarious states in America are operating huge deficits using the 2012 states' spending budget deficit standing at $125 billion. This circumstance is key to suggest authorities to go previous limits and lookup for just about any feasible signifies of minimizing the deficit. among the methods that states are earnestly looking for can be to raise incomes is through Ecommerce income taxes. Ecommerce and on the net merchandising is critically getting an enormous earnings earner with fast growth. The 2010 income revenues grew by 15% to $165 billion as well as the progress craze is projected to stay exactly the comparable or increase to even higher rates. Therefore, there is a good offer in conditions of taxes that may properly be sustainably reaped from these on the net sales. In these $165 billion income revenues for 2010, the income taxes inside the transactions was much more than $10 billion tcxzxc. It is this sort of figures and projections which could be sustaining suggest authorities ea
T. A. Y. (feeling A Little Something)Can't tell another how to feel what they feel when the situations get heated and the words get ill. Emotions kill more people than guns, drugs, and automobiles. Blood money used to pay bills. Skeletons buried in back fields. Dig up our past to see what's real. This meal been cooking for years and filled with love, laughter, and tears. For all that has disappeared, no longer can hear the whispers of all that we fear. Our eyes no longer ignoring the fact you stand in front of us or always near....Another gone. So long. Hitting bongs. Smacking asses of bitches, fatties in thongs. Screaming because the dick getting long. This shit i'm on. Giving none. Celebrating like i won. Hands up not giving a fuck. It sucks so much work i'm putting in this shit and still not fucking paid enough. So when the time comes see me run. Millions in my pockets, hand holding an iPhone. Real time that I done. Last child but first son. What's going on? Marvin through your speakers still holding on. Smart in how
TaylorrrrI went to my cousin's grandparents house tonight and met Taylor. He's so fucking funny.
Not to mention cute. :]
But he called me on my way home and was like 'MERRY CHRISTMAS CAITLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn."
Hehehehehee. :]
He wants to go to the movies on my birthday, but I don't know. It depends on what I'm doing...
TaylorThis is my sister-in-law's younger sister. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers. Shes an awesome little girl. Please post this link and help out ant way you can. The projected cost of the operation is $750,000
http://www.cotafortayloramiem.com/
Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar~MY NEW FAVORITE SONG~
Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar
(written by: Taylor Swift and Liz Rose)
drew looks at me, i fake a smile so he won't see
that i want and i'm needing everything that we should be
i'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
and she's got everything that i have to live without
drew talks to me, i laugh cuz it's so damn funny
that i can't even see anyone when he's with me
he says he's so in love, he's finally got it right
i wonder if he knows he's all i think about at night
he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
he's the song in the car i keep singing, don't know why i do
drew walks by me, can he tell that i can't breathe?
and there he goes, so perfectly
the kind of flawless i wish i could be
she'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause
he's the reason for the teardrops on
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Taylor My Sweet AngelI have had an extremely emotional day today dealing with my little girl being gone. She is with her "doner" shall I call him. His weekend. I love this little human being God blessed me with more than anything. A love that no matter how I try to muster up the words to desribe it I just can not. I am alone in silence. No rukus, no laughter just me. I know I am supposed to be privy to this time as a mom, but I just do not enjoy it. No matter what I try to to do to make the time pass, the clock drags. I suppose it boils down to the fact that when I became a mom by the grace of God, I realized that was on call 24/7, 365 days per year. I have grown so attached to being needed, Taylors laughter, her tears in need of my comfort and every wonderful thing that comes from being a mom. I am now going to climb on my couch, try to relax and know that she will be home soon enough. Then I get to hear the stories of her fathers house and the BS that they put her through by being so foolish to not real
TaylorWell folks .... Tuesday is show time .... court for Custody and other assorted craziness... I am so ready to wipe this out and get it over. This has been very taxing and costly ~ the most so of any thing I have ever had to deal with in my life. Please keep us in your prayers and I will update you as we reach resolution. Thanks for all the support and understanding; I have far from been my normal relaxed involved self. You folks that have supported me with encouraging words and just an ear to listen. I luvs ya and its a two way street. If you need me holler at me.
Very soon I will not be so frazzled.
God Bless you
Laura and Taylor
Taylor My LoveThoughts are racing can't keep up.
Thoughts going places they shouldn't.
Thoughts of you ,for someone that don't even know i am alive.
Thoughts of your brown amazing eyes.
Thoughts of your black shirt and pants. Thoughts running fast.
Thoughts of how it would be to be yours even just for a night. Thoughts of you saying my name. Thoughts of you laying next to me. Desire burning,Heart races,Blood burns. Thoughts consumes me. Taylor you don't know what you do to me.
Loving you more than i should, Your everything a girl could want. Humble,Nice,Hot,sexy from head to toe,when you sing you drive every girl wild,your soul,your personality,
For me my love I love that you put your music first. If I can only ask think of putting me second my love
Taylors Update 8-19-07Today's Update.
The staph infection results are still comming back negative. Which is still a good thing. Its not growing at this time! Her oxygen level had to be upped to 75 for 50. They are going to try and ween her off of the oscillator and put her back on the regular ventilator in the next few days.
Taylors Update 8-20-07She had movement today!!!! She opened her eyes and wiggled her toes. They took her off the paralytic (Its keeps her body paralyzed). She is still on pain medication. She also had a 3rd negitave in a row for the growth of infection!! The doctors believe the medication is working to stop that growth!!
So your prayers are working keep them up!!!
Taylor's Hate SpeechThe My Hate Speech Campaign: Fighting the Bigotry of Political Correctness in Defense of EVERYONE'S right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.It's Not About Hate! It's about Freedom of Speech and Expression, and the tolerance of ideas, without which there can be no other search for truth.The definition of bigotry: stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own. Political Correctness is extreme bigotry and those who peddle it are bigots themselves. They certainly peddle as much censorship as they can. There is no acceptable form of censorship in a truly free society, only open debate and discussion. THAT is true "tolerance", the tolerance of ideas. When a freedom is lost by one it is lost to all. If the rights of society's most vulnerable members are denied, then everybod
Taylor Swift - Our SongTHESE LYRICS ARE NOT COMPLETE LYRICS
I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around, turn the radio down
He says baby is something wrong?
I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song
And he says...
[Chorus:]
Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
I've heard every album, listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as our song...
Cause our song is the slamming screen door
Sneaking out late, tapping on his window
When we're on the phone and he talks real slow
Cause it's late and his mama don't know
Our song is the way he laughs
The first date "man, I didn't kiss him, and I should have"
And when I got home, before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again
I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And
TaylorSunday about 10 minutes after the packer game my daughter Taylor fell down the basement steps while playing w/ the small crutches in the house (i had told her to put them away) within 45 minutes she seized in the living room in Randys arms........stopped breathing and the ambulance took her to the trauma center. She stopped breathing on my living room floor. I watched 5 paramedics race to put an air way into my 6 year old daughter. after they stablized her at the hospital i was allowed to see her for only a few minutes cause they were breathing for her and had to take her right to CT.....when the dr finally talked to us......he said If in 1 hour she has not started breathing on her own, she would be flown to Rochester Mn, because they are not equipt for Pediatric ICU.........My Bugg she started breathing on her own, 15 minutes before the chopper was to take her. It was a long horrible tear filled night, w/me laying right next to her, waking every hour with her and holding her as s
Taylor 2My Bugg is doing wonderful..... She lost her front tooth last night (it was knocked loose when they intubated her) and shes grinning cause the tooth fairy gave her $3.00. lol...She giggles, and smiles, and is incredibly cuddly at this point. I think no, I know shes going to be just fine!!!
Thank you to my friends who took a moment to read, and or comment on my last entry. It means the world to me. as does she.
Hugs, Kisses, and a wonderful Turkey Day to all of you!!!
Adele
Taylor 3I took Taylor to the Speach Therapist today. Shes been released back to school, w/ no phy-ed for another week. Its been an incredible week. Shes doing so good.
Thank you to everyone who prayed and cared for me during the longest hardest week of my life.
Adele
Taylor Swift Should've Said No LyricsTaylor Swift Should've Said No Lyrics
It's strange to think the songs we used to sing
The smiles, the flowers, everything
is gone
Yesterday I found out about you
Even now just looking at you
feels wrong
You say
that you'd take it all back,
given one chance
It was a moment of weakness
and you said yes...
You should've said no,
you should've gone home
You should've thought twice before you let it all go
You should've know that what, that what you did with her
get back to me...
And I should've been there,
in the back of your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why
You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet...
You should've said no,
baby and you might still have me
You can see that I've been crying
And baby you know all the right things
to say
But do you honestly expect me to believe
We could ever be the same...
You say that the past is the past,
you need one chance
It was a moment of weakness
and you said yes...
[Should've Said No lyrics o
Taylors Picture Contest!I just entered Taylor in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx?
referid=EmailFriends&p=304697&x=.JPG and vote for Taylor. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Taylor . Thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
Bethany
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Taylor Swift "our Song"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around, turn the radio down
He says baby is something wrong?
I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song
And he says...
Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
Cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
And when I got home ... before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again
I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice all the roses
And the note that said...
I've heard every album, listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as o
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Taylortown is a small town right outside of Bossier City. There's not much in Taylortown, but it's infamous for one thing, which is the bell tower. At one time, the bell tower was part of the Methodist Episcopal Church of Taylortown, when it was built in 1907. The church was designed by John Dorch and built of Gothic-style architecture. The church was only used for sermons once a month by a circuit pastor, who stayed at the homes of town residents, due to the great distances between the churches on his circuit. As the small church's congregation dwindled down, the church was eventually abandoned. Legend has it that a bride was waiting in the bell tower for her fiancé, who has killed in a car crash on his way to pick her up. She apparently was so grief stricken that she fell down the steps and died. Others say she hung her self in the bell tower, and on moonlit nights, you can hear the ringing of the bell and a woman's scream. Another tale is th
Taylor Swift And SnlTaylor Swift was on SNL, so what you say? It is reported, I didn’t see it, she did a skit involving Kanye and his VMA’s music awards appearance with her. We don’t player her music on BlastFM so why am I mentioning her? Good question. Just to let you know I also know of her.
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Taylor Swift - FifteenYou take a deep breath and you walk through the doors It's the morning of your very first day You say hi to your friends you ain't seen in a while Try and stay out of everybody's way It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here For the next four years in this town Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say You know I haven't seen you around, before (Chorus) 'Cause when you're fifteen and Somebody tells you they love you You're gonna believe them And when you're fifteen feeling like There's nothing to figure out But count to ten, take it in This is life before you know Who you're gonna be Fifteen You sit in a class next to a redheaded Abigail And soon enough you're best friends Laughing at the others girls Who think they're so cool We'll be out of here as soon as we can And then you're on you're very first date And he's got a car and you're feeling like flying And you're mamma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one And you're dancing 'round your room when the
Taylor Swift...tell Me Why...yeah...tell Me Why Don't YouI took a chance, i took a shot
And you might think I'm bulletproof, but I'm not
You took a swing, i took it hard
And down here from the ground i see who you are
I'm sick and tired of your attitude
I'm feeling like I don't know you
You tell me that that you love me then cut me down
And I need you like a heartbeat
But you know you got a mean streak
Makes me run for cover when you're
And here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see what you're doing to me
Tell me why
You could write a book on how to ruin someone's perfect day
Well I get so confused and frustrated
Forget what I'm trying to say, oh
I'm sick and tired of your reasons
I got no one to believe in
You tell me that you want me, then push me around
And I need you like a heartbeat
But you know you got a mean streak
Makes me run for cover when you're around
Here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see wh
Taylor SwiftShy lonely girl signed up with the website gonegothic, she had no friends she wanted some badly she decided to give it a try, first was candy-freak and also suski, they became close to her, then they stop talk to me, that goes to show how much they really cared, also while we were friends then came punkrocker_chic, now she a cool person my best wishes for her is to have a good life there is no way she can know me now, she went back to having no one around her, she re logged onto her old myspace page where she met core, she were there, for me where no one was, then she betrayed me so it was nearly heading towards square one, she did know it she nevered thought she would met hana, also have her as a close friend now she is in her heart and always will be, she like meeting new people and she met serena joining her circle of friends, a few more came then she said ok because she love them all, they are new but they are true to her, she loss count of how many she have, she can always turn an
Taylor Swift Has Man Arrested At Concert For SignInfowars.comJuly 9, 2013
Taylor Swift’s security detail had a man arrested during a concert in Pittsburgh for a sign declaring his love for the popular singer-songwriter. The sign also said “Taylor Swift is with Satan.”
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Police claim Joseph Jackson also threatened Swift on Facebook. “Taylor Swift must perish and die,” he allegedly posted.
CBS News in Pittsburgh reported on Monday that Swift’s security officials “are very pro-active regarding any sort of threat against the artist and that they passed that information to police who made the arrest.”
Detectives did not find weapons on Jackson. The only threat appeared to be his signage and a comment he made to police. “Taylor Swift is Satan and that 6,000 years is six days and death comes on the sixth day, so Taylor Swift is in danger.”
Jackson was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jai
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Taz BioThe Tasmanian Devil, often referred to as "Taz", is an animated cartoon character featured in the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes series of cartoons. The character appeared in only five shorts before the Warner Bros animation studio closed down, but marketing and television appearances later propelled the character to new popularity in the 1990s. Today Taz is one of the most recognizable members of the Looney Tunes roster.
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Robert McKimson based the character on the real-life Tasmanian devil of Australia, though the most noticeable resemblance between the Australian mammal and McKimson's creation is their ravenous appetites. Whirling like a tornado that sounds like several motors whirring in unison, The Devil devours everything, animate or inanimate, and his efforts to find more food are always a central plot device of his cartoons.
In fact, this appetite serves as the impetus for McKimson's "Devil May Hare" (first released on June 19, 1954). In the sh
The Tazer... Don't Try This At Home KidsNot too long ago, I saw something at the gun shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 10th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer.
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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... IF YOU DON\'T KNOW WHAT A TASER IS YOU BETTER FIND OUT.........
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry\'s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time ; I\'d get the blue arch of electricity dar
TazerLast weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a; 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? 'WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to! Explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only
Tazer For His WifeA guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? "WAY TOO COOL!” Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. "I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. "AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay,
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A Tazer As A GiftPocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversarysubmitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked myinterest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for alittle something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long termadverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat tosafety...??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... Iloaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing!I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button andpressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc ofelectricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spotis on the face of her mic
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