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Sound Of The Sun
You've cast these scars across my face You can't bring me down. You think I'll never be the same. Go! And I don't know what's wrong with me, I wanted to be all the things you need, All the things you need. And now I'm standing here alone, I'm waiting for it all to come and go, All to come and go. Maybe I just have to let it go... Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, can't you hear the sound of the sun Rising from the ground Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, do you always wanna be the one Running from yourself You! And nothing's ever as it seems When all your dreams exist in memories, Exist in memories. And all the trauma takes its toll. I don't remember all our common goals, All our common goals. Maybe you just have to let me know... Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, can't you hear the sound of the sun Rising from the ground
Soundvent
three upcoming big shows if you close come out and join us
Sounds Of The Night (not Very Erotic Poetry)
Our passions are revealed, All desires are sedated, I would have never imagined, the fantastic pleasures that awaited. It wasn’t romance claimed lost, It was not desire but greed, No romance that night, We just fulfilled a need.. First a candle lit dinner, to test our might and will, Champagne was on ice , our inhibitions left to chill. Only we alone knew, And we swore to never tell. For it would be like spitting, Into our own wishing well. Caressing your hair, A light massage designed to please Your breathing grows light, With my sensual tease. Clothes gently whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin it shows, I am in no rush, no hurry, I love to tease you slow. A a soft trail of kisses, The soft backs of your knees, By now your body is aching, So very eager to please. By the light of the dimming fire, Our bodies together in an ancient rite, The sounds of passion fade, And become the sounds of the night. -Hurley
Sound Familiar?????!!!!!!!
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ......... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . .. I would but you're never there. He said . ......... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said .
The Soundtrack Of My Life
So I forgot to turn my alarm clock off last night.......and saturday morning of a holidy weekend I'm up! The song that woke me up though is a favourite of mine...and in the back of my mind I thought this would be part of the soundtrack of my life and giggled.... The movie begins with a girl sleeping peacefully, looking so comfy when the alarm blares out and the girl is jolted awake by the blasting tune from her radio.....sounds like the beginning of any cheesy 80's movie. Well at least I know that the soundtrack is good.................what lies ahead for me on this holiday weekend........let's hear some scenarios.....I will keep you posted!
Soundwave@ Fubar
Soundwave@ fubar
The Sound Of A Blog
Doesnt that word sound like the sound efect of a woman deepthroating? "Blog Blog Blog"
Sounds Like Dumbya
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/10/07/2007-10-07_no_matter_what_the_question_is_rudy_says.html No matter what the question is, Rudy says 9/11 BY HELEN KENNEDY DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Sunday, October 7th 2007, 12:56 PM For Rudy Giuliani, 9/11 is the answer. To almost anything, it seems. After all, it's why America fell in love with him on that darkest of days, when the mayor was the only person on TV reassuring the nation. It's why he's the Republican front-runner for President. === this guy is a fucking douchebag "For me, every day is an anniversary of Sept. 11," he said in Florida last month. Giuliani wastes no opportunity to bring up 9/11 on the campaign trail. Sometimes, it looks like a stretch. Here is "Jeopardy, the Giuliani Edition," where 9/11 is always the answer, but the questions may surprise you: WHY DID YOU FLIP ON GUN CONTROL? "There are some major intervening events - Sept. 11 - which cast somewhat of a different light on
Soundtrack To My Life
What is the sountrack to your life??? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and keep it REAL Here's my life soundtrack: Opening Credits: Boondocks - Little Big Town Waking Up: Breathe - Prodigy First Day At School: Amarillo Sky - Jason Aldean Falling In Love: Where We Gonna Go From Here - Mat Kearney Fight Song: Walk Away (Maybe) - Good Charlotte Breaking Up: What I Like About You - Lillix Prom: Let It Bleed - The Used Life: Fences - Paramore Mental Breakdown: Tell That Mick That He Just Made My List of Things To Do Today - Fall Out Boy Driving: Beautiful Day - U2 Flashback: Summertime - Kenny Chesney Wedding: Must Be Doing Something Right - Billy Currington Birth of a Child: In Fate's Hands - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Sounds Of The Night
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the
Sounds Of The Night
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the
Sound Effects Defending The Queen
Sound Effects Theifs
Sound Effects Jurasiac Park
Sound Effects Old Ladys
Sound Effects Gymnast
Sound Effects Date
Sound Effects Jedi
Sound Effects Firemen
Sound Effects Charlies Angels
Sound Effects Pregnancy
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Sounds Like Someone We Know
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/11/30/venezuela.protest/index.html CARACAS, Venezuela (CNN) -- President Hugo Chavez on Friday wrapped up his campaign to push through broad constitutional changes with a broadside attack against adversaries at home and abroad -- including a threat to cut off oil exports to the United States. Chavez told a crowd gathered in the center of Caracas that if the referendum was approved and the result was questioned -- "if the 'yes' vote wins on Sunday and the Venezuelan oligarchy, playing the [U.S.] empire's game, comes with their little stories of fraud" -- then he would order oil shipments to the United States halted Monday. Chavez spoke after tens of thousands, brought on buses from throughout the country, marched down the capital's principal boulevard to rally support for Sunday's referendum, which would free Chavez from term-limit restrictions and move the country toward institutionalized socialism. Friday's rally acted as a cou
Sound Judgmet.... Or Lack Thereof!!!
Some people fail to grasp the concept of responsibility and the wisdom to discern for themselves what they should, and consequently, should not do. The events of today has made me realize the juvenile nature of several of my former acquaintances. Their lack of judgment has affected my personal life and well being as well as those around me. Due to the severity of this series of events, I cannot delve further into their nature. All I have to say is that their lack of judgment will cost those around them far more than they could have previously conceived!
Soundgarden-burden In My Hand
Follow me into the desert As thirsty as you are Crack a smile and cut your mouth And drown in alcohol cause down below the truth is lying Beneath the riverbed So quench yourself and drink the water That flows below her head Oh no there she goes Out in the sunshine the sun is mine I shot my love today would you cry for me I lost my head again would you lie for me I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand I lost my head again would you cry for me Close your eyes and bow your head I need a little sympathy cause fear is strong and loves for everyone Who isnt me So kill your health and kill yourself And kill everything you love And if you live you can fall to pieces And suffer with my ghost Just a burden in my hand Just an anchor on my heart Just a tumor in my head And Im in the dark So follow me into the desert As desperate as you are Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven And all the little pigs have god ---------------------
The Sound Of Love
At night's end, what resounds in my head? only those sweet words that you said and the musical chemistry between us which flows like a symphony singing me Heaven's lullabies tenderly to sleep
Soundtrack To Previous Blog
Sounds All Too Easy...
I see alot of people posting what are actually POLLS in the MuMMs. Wouldn't it be a good idea to make a "POLLS" feature? That way, people could post their polls in the polls, and the mumms in the mumms... Sounds so easy! But alas, Fubar doesn't want to make anything convenient. I personally think fubar thrives on drama sometimes. Yes, their jobs aren't easy. But when you have a majority of users agreeing on the fact that something just isn't working, then they need to take that into account. After all...When someone pays for a VIP membership, a blast, a ticker, and a happy hour, they're contributing to the running of the site, and that should give them some say in what features are included.
Sounds Like Alot Of My Freinds Around Here
98 percent of american's say "oh shit" before foing into a ditch..The other 2 percent are from CENTRAL NY and say " hold my beer and watch this shit"
Sounds Familiar...
This mumm was posted by one of my latest blog entries, titled The Perfect Date What is more your idea of the perfect date? Going out to dinner, maybe catching a show, taking a nice long walk...or stay at home, have a candlelight dinner, curl up in front of the fireplace or watch a movie? lmmfao
Sounds Of Ireland
Soundgirl
Hey Everyone, Soundgirl has a New Web-Site for crafts please check it out it's new. www.Needlecraftnook.com Thank You, Soundguy
The Sound Of Goodbye
Sometimes the sound of goodbye Is louder than any heartbeat Every face I see is cold as ice everything I touch is pale Ever since I lost imagination Like a stream that flows into the sea I am lost for all eternity Ever since you took your love away from me Sometimes the sound of goodbye Is louder than any drumbeat
Sounds Like Another Bush!
Soundgarden - Burden In My Hands
Follow me into the desert As thirsty as you are Crack a smile and cut your mouth And drown in alcohol 'Cause down below the truth is lying Beneath the riverbed So quench yourself and drink the water That flows below her head Oh no There she goes Out in the....sunshine The sun is mine...sun is mine I shot my love today Would you cry for me? I lost my head again Would you lie for me? Close your eyes and bow your head I need a little sympathy 'Cause fear is strong and love's for everyone Who isn't me Kill your health and kill yourself And kill everything you love And if you live you can fall to pieces And suffer with my ghost I shot my love today Would you cry for me? I lost my head again Would you lie for me? I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand I lost my head again Would you cry for me? It's just a burden in my hand It's just an anchor on my heart It's just a tumor in my head And I'm in the dark So follow me into the desert As d
The Sound Of Music
(Dedicated to Paul) The sound of music gives us so much emotions and that plays a melody deep in our heart greatly All the sound on the earth are like music and the music brings love and enjoyment to our life Music expresses universal language of the world and brings people together where ever they live The music is the best gift of God to all of us where its fills our soul with peace and mind with creativity Every music has its own rhythm and it's creates a great sound of music Music in the mountain brings peace in our heart and music in the ocean fills our soul with love When I hear the sound of music then I begin to write a song as a soul of music If you don't love the sound of music then your soul will be unsung Because music can put life in to a dead man
Sounds Of The Ocean
the waves of the ocean sounding so fierce At times fierce enough to crash againest the shore And break away at the little pieces From the biggiest rocks And yet with the sounds To ease a crying baby in the night So perfect in pattern And such a beauty to see The waves of the ocean With the ease of each morning dawn Can stay on you mind For such a long time And calm the anger Creeping over your shoulder
Sound Of Nature
When the worlds are about to approach into another century Striking a balance for the future Committed to their cities, caring for their land Partnerships for the planet Global conflicts, global actions Where people matter Opening the door to a better quality of life Where nature melts with technology And humans harmonize with mother earth Just listening to the sound of nature Where it all begun
Sound Bites!
New Rule: Judge the candidate on his/her own merits, not his/her pastor. If you think an issue is important, you must investigate it for yourself, not just accept information provided in sound bites - out of context. Barack Obama's pastor was in the news again this week. North Carolina Republicans are preparing to run an ad tying Obama to some controversial sound bites lifted from Reverend Jeremiah Wright's sermons. And CBS and MSNBC led their broadcasts with reports about the ad. Reverend Wright teaches black liberation theology. Reverend Wright gave an interview to Bill Moyers,last night, on the subject: BILL MOYERS: One of the most controversial sermons that you preach is the sermon you preach that ended up being that sound bite about Goddamn America. REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT: Where governments lie, God does not lie. Where governments change, God does not change. And I'm through now. But let me leave you with one more thing. Governments fail....* When it came to treatin
Sounds Of The Native American People
The Sounds Of The Night
the sounds of the night Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning,
The Sound Of Laughter
The sound of laughter is a thing of beauty for laughter spreads the very gift of joy That people they are drawn to happy people is not that hard for to understand why Since everybody wishes to be happy and laughter it spreads happiness around And only the heartless could not like the sound of laughter for laughter is a very happy sound, Than laughter there is no more happy feeling laugh and the World laughs with you seems so true But if you feel sad and for yourself feeling sorry the saddest person in the World is you Even your friends would rather not be with you if they see you as one who worship gloom The happy people attract people to them and in their presence happiness does bloom, The sound of laughter sends out laughter ripples it is a sound one always loves to hear And laughter it gives rise to smiling faces and never fails to fill the cup of cheer The sad one who feels comfort in self pity is the one others do not wish to know But if you are one who laughs away your
Sound Familiar?! Hmmm
What Is Projection? Psychology. a. the tendency to ascribe to another person feelings, thoughts, or attitudes present in oneself, or to regard external reality as embodying such feelings, thoughts, etc., in some way. b. Psychoanalysis. such an ascription relieving the ego of a sense of guilt or other intolerable feeling. Some people refer to transference as a "projection." In this case you are projecting your own feelings, emotions or motivations into another person without realizing your reaction is really more about you than it is about the other person. In a life filled with transference, your job may be "the family reunion you are avoiding and you are forced to go to each day." In other cases of projection, your girlfriend may remind you of all the irritating things your mother did when you were growing up. Love at first sight is usually a projection – especially if it ends in disaster and you could have seen it coming.
Soundgarden - 4th Of July
Shower in the dark day Clean sparks driving down Cool in the waterway Where the baptized drown Naked in the cold sun Breathing life like fire Thought I was the only one But that was just a lie Cause I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of July Pale in the flare light The scared light cracks & disappears And leads the scorched ones here And everywhere no one cares The fire is spreading And no one wants to speak about it Down in the hole Jesus tries to crack a smile Beneath another shovel load And I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of July Now I'm in control Now I'm in the fall out Once asleep but now I stand And I still remember Your sweet everything Light a Roman candle And hold it in your hand Cause I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end And I thought it was the 4th of
So Unbelievably Sad
The following are my friend's words.. If this doesnt break your heart.. Then you're made of stone.. Please read this, and keep her in your thoughts.. Be strong Kelly.. KJZ My Angel Roxxy Chops She gave so much to be so little.. but Angels always do. Parvo killed my dog today. I'm an emotional wreck, I'm having a hard time even writing this down, so please bare with me. I wanted to share this now, and early, because Parvo kills fast with minor warnings, and it's this time of year when Parvo is most likely going to be spread to your dog. Parvo attacks puppies and small dogs more than it does adult dogs, but don't think your pooch is safe from Parvo just because he is older. Parvo attacks lining in the dogs intestines, which causes diarrhea which can become bloody, depression, and vomiting. If not treated fast enough the dog will lose all of it's nutrients and electrolytes. Roxxy died in 72hours, thats how deadly it was. She was brought to the vet the day before and
So Unreal
The Sound Of Music
The sound of music gives us so much emotions and that plays a melody deep in our heart greatly All the sound on the earth are like music and the music brings love and enjoyment to our life Music expresses universal language of the world and brings people together where ever they live The music is the best gift of God to all of us where its fills our soul with peace and mind with creativity Every music has its own rhythm and it's creates a great sound of music Music in the mountain brings peace in our heart and music in the ocean fills our soul with love When I hear the sound of music then I begin to write a song as a soul of music If you don't love the sound of music then your soul will be unsung Because music can put life in to a dead man
The Soundtrack Of Life
YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1-Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2-Put it on shuffle 3-Press play 4-For every question, type the song that's playing 5-When you go to a new question, press the next button 6-Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Coffee Shop Soundtrack - All Time Low Birth: Transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie Waking Up: American Television - Ben Lee First Day At School: Lollipop - Lil Wayne High School: Monument - A Day To Remember Fight Song: In Charge - Uffie First Love: Hey Jude - The Beatles Breaking Up: Surrender - Billy Talent Prom: Shadow of the Day - Linkin Park Losing your Virginity: If You're Gone - Matchbox Twenty College: Rule Breaker - Ashlee Simpson Life: The Scientist - Coldplay Mental Breakdown: Hells Bells - ACDC Driving: Breathe - Anna Nalick Flashback: When You Were Young - The Killers
Sounds Dumb!!!!
Okay so this will sound really dumb, but whatever. This is not to lighten the subject of women or men getting hit by their significant other in any way shape or form. This is only how I'm thinking right now. You ever have those people who put you down for whatever reason? Make you feel like complete crap and even though you may not let it show on the outside, it's already seeped into your emotions. Well I think I'd actually rather be hit physically than be hit emotionally. Physical wounds heal faster than emotional ones do and plus you've got anger and rage fueling the physical and it's not as calculated always as an emotional attack. An emotional attack is purposely meant to hurt you as much as possible. A physical attack is heat of the moment and it's done. I've just felt like an emotional punching bag for too long lately!!!!
Sounds Of The Native Ameircan People
Sounds of the Native American People
So Unsexy - Alanis Morissette
This is *so* me I had to post it! Oh these little rejections how they add up quickly One small sideways look and I feel so ungood Somewhere along the way I think I gave you the power to make Me feel the way I thought only my father could Oh these little rejections how they seem so real to me One forgotten birthday I'm all but cooked How these little abandonments seem to sting so easily I'm 13 again am I 13 for good? I can feel so unsexy for someone so beautiful So unloved for someone so fine I can feel so boring for someone so interesting So ignorant for someone of sound mind Oh these little protections how they fail to serve me One forgotten phone call and I'm deflated Oh these little defenses how they fail to comfort me Your hand pulling away and I'm devastated When will you stop leaving baby? When will I stop deserting baby? When will I start staying with myself? Oh these little projections how they keep springing from me I jump my ship
"sounds Of Love Felt In A Mississippi Morning"
"Sounds Of Love Felt In A Mississippi Morning" ~~~~~ Baby calves bawling, a cow mooing, hay in the field being cut, Children's laughter, blue jay's imitation, chirping of crickets in early morning, Lawn mowers cutting, tillers tilling the soil in a garden, fresh breeze tickling a nose. ~~~~~ Cats meowing reminding its time to be fed his morning breakfast, Puppy barking and chasing a butterfly as bumble bees hover in mid air, Sounds of a new day beginning floating on the breeze hinting of rain. ~~~~~ Heart beating, yearning to follow the dreams that were dreamed in sleep, Flowers blooming, bees gathering nectar, a love story waiting to be written, Music playing, picture speaking to the loneliness within a hopeless romantic. ~~~~~ Words spoken or written unlocking feelings that stir the immortal soul, Opening eyes to the wonders and joys of living life to the fullest, As a composer sits and writes another love song just for lovers in early morning. ~~~~~ Far off mountai
Sounds Of The Screams
I get into bed and close my eyes, dreaming of sunshine and bright blue skies. When suddenly all turns grey and the dream starts fading away. The sky turns black and the moon shines bright, the dogs howl loudly i see a house in sight. I run through the grass hearing sounds of the screams, i cover my ears so i can't hear. Before i get to the door i'm stopped in my tracks, two red eyes are staring back."Hello dear child your time has come, to burn in hell and give your blood",Quickly i run not knowing where to go footsteps behind me the screams still yearn. Faster and faster my feet do run,i look behind but there is no-one, laughing is echoing around the thin air,i feel a pull as someone grabs my hair. "hello little girl" he says to me, let go of me before i scream,"your screams can't be heard so please do try,but one thing is certain your goin to DIE". I kick and punch with all i have, his finger touches my face so i bite his hand,getting off the ground i run to the door,my knees
The Soundtrack Of My Life!!!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2) Put it on shuffle 3) Press play 4) For every question, type the song that's playing 5) When you go to a new question, press the next button 6) Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Drift Away - Uncle Kracker Wake Up: Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang First Day At School: Ch-Check it out - Beastie Boys Falling In Love: Into the night - Chad Kroger ft Santana Fight Song: Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Breaking up: Paranoid - Black Sabbath Prom: Anything But Mine - Kenny Chesney Life: Apache - The Sugarhill Gang (lol) Mental Breakdown: Dancing with a man - Rodney Carrington (now thats a breakdown) Driving: Stone Cold Crazy - Queen Flashback: Lookin Boy - Hot Stylz ft Yung Joc Getting back together: Back Where I come From - Kenny Chesney Wedding: Paralyze
Soundtrack For The Voices In My Head
Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose
Awesome song Artist - Soundgarden Song - Jesus Christ Pose Album - Badmotorfinger Album Cover Song Length - 5:52 Taken From Wikipedia: "Many people believe that this song is anti-Christian, to the extent that the band actually received death threats about it on a UK tour in the early 1990s. In reality, though, it is anything but anti-Christian. The song is actually a criticism of the way rock stars use the image of Jesus and the "Jesus Christ Pose" to try to identify themsleves with the idea of the Son of God. Cornell in particular wrote the lyrics as a parody of Jane's Addiction lead singer Perry Farrell, whose majestic on-stage demeanor Cornell found pretentious." Video: Lyrics: [Music - Cameron, Shepherd, Thayil, Cornell; Lyrics - Cornell] And you stare at me In your Jesus Christ pose Arms held out Like you've been carrying a load And you swear to me You don't want to be my slave But you're staring at me Like I need to be saved In y
Soundgarden - Limo Wreck
Tears of the feeble Hands of the slaves Skin of the mothers Mouths of the babes Building the towers Belongs to the sky When the whole thing Comes crashing down Don't ask me why Under the shelf The shelf of the sky Two eyes, two suns Too heavenly blinds Swallowing rivers Belongs to the sea When the whole thing washes away Don't run to me I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the gold And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall Under the red Break of the lights Heroes in stretches Inch to the site Blowing the pieces Belong to the wind When the whole thing Blows away I won't pretend I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the souls And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fal
Soundtrack For The Voices In My Head: This Kicks Some Serious Techno Ass!
Celldweller - Soundtrack For The Voices In My Head Vol. 01 (CD) [PRE-ORDER] Primarily instrumental and score based, SVH, shows a progression of Klayton's vision for Film/TV/Video Game/Movie Trailer music scoring and licensing. With Klayton's signature writing and production style, coupled with his wide variety of instruments and sounds, the Soundtrack For The Voices In My Head series is ready to leave a trail of melodies and progressions in every listener's head, long after the music has stopped. preorder @ store.fixtmusic.com
Sound Asleep
Sitting on the porch...scared to ring the bell. I wait for you to see me...I sit scared as hell. Rocking in the chair...hoping the squeaks bring you near. I wait for you to hear me...I'm alone so filled with fear. Pacing on the hardwood...not knowing what to say. When you see me pacing...when you make your way. Laying on your welcome mat...not feeling very welcome. I guess you're in there sleeping...you're so peaceful...when you sleep. Freezing on the outside...so cold but yet so sweet. Your body's on the inside...I'd kill to feel your heat. Dialing on my phone...the number of your phone. I can't press send...so no I'm...going home. Walking to me car...I want to kill myself. You make me feel complete...without you I'm...never free. Free from depressive states...of mind, body and soul. Free from sad days with me...free from sad...days alone. Turning my ignition switch...bright lights start shining through. My eyes are blinded momentarily...holy shit...it's you! Sitti
Sounds Yummy
From Seduce My Mind: 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons flour(that’s plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)
Sound Track (for Talas Blastmor!)
The Sounds - Hurt You
Don't want hurt you Try not to mess with your feelings It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust Don't want hurt you Try not to fuck with your feelings It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust You should come over Cause I can tell from your eyes Why won't you tell me what's really on your mind Too much confusion You need a little more time So many times now we've been through this before Don't want hurt you Try not to mess with your feelings It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust Don't want hurt you Try not to fuck with your feelings It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust Can we start over Or should I leave you behind? Give me an answer But please don't tell me the truth What's your solution? You can't make up your mind This is my answer, you know I wanna leave Don't say you just wanna go! Don't you know you're on your own? Don't say you just wanna go! Don't you know you're on your own? Don't want hurt you Don't want hurt y
The Sounds Of Life
THE SOUNDS OF LIFE The world is full of emotion And mixed up commotion Sometimes the sounds Can turn into mounds Or the lowest whisper you hear Can be the most important it appears By the time you hear You turn around, they disappear You choose to pay attention You float away with the wind You don’t use precision The wrong message you will send And search for a way To fix it everyday While you ponder a solution Through all this confusion You stay strong and maintain Hope your soul will not stain One day you will say Everything is okay
Sounds Fine (insane)
i despise, all these lies, that hide behind these eyes never bend, never break, though its more then i can take cant escape, never will, find some freedom through a pill smoke a bowl, drink a beer, drink another, heads clear breathing deep in and out, learn what lifes all about, find the bad shit, drink away, mind gets numb, another day finding life is all to real?, drink another, temp heal when you start to feel again, smoke a bowl and pop a ten, all the pain, im going insane, start to crumble, start again, part again, part your friends, in my fucked up life, its means to an end problem solver, mind dissolver, mind your problem, a revolver never stopped it, never popped it, start to think, youll never stop it get the drop, hit the top, with a click all time stops, take your finger off the trigger, miss yourself problems get bigger, thick as shit, thick ass bitch, trip that bitch, for she trips you shit, get that shit, then run and split, that blood you spit from talk
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The Sound In My Head!
It was the sound that soothed my soul... It was the sound that made me loose all control... It was the sound that I could let go on and on ...for now it is all but gone... It was the sound that lingered on...for only in my mind did I let it drag on... It was the sound I longed to hold...and yes indeed it's now gone...was it ever even real...now I'll never really know!
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The Sound Of Abuse
The sound of abuse Dishes breaking, his fists are shaking. The children are crying, but mother's denying. Father's yelling, but no one is telling about the sound of abuse from behind the door. The baby is sleeping, mother is weeping. Brother is screaming while father is gleaming. Sister is crying as father is trying to force her into sex once more. You hear the screams, you hear the shouts, you hear the abuse, now there is no doubt. You hear the yelling and are finally telling about the sound of abuse from behind the door. Now brother's crying while testifying, sister's in the loony bin. Baby's dead and mothers head feels as if it's caving in. But the sound of abuse from behind the door will not be heard there anymore.
Sounds, The - Hope You're Happy Now
You can call me a slut You can call me a liar I got so many names now I can't even deny it You can call a thief and put up a fight bury me six feet under the ground But if you think I look mad today You should have seen me yesterday You can call me a beauty You can call me a beast But it's nobody's business what I do or please So this song is from me to you you make me mad and you make me blue Cause when you're looking like I do you know I can see you We dance to the same groove but I got the right move Hope your happy now But I'm not giving in I hope you're satisfied With your bullshit and your lies Hope your happy now But I'm not giving up I hope your satisfied Can't bury me alive They call me a slut Then call me a liar Got so many names now I can't even deny it They call me a thief They put up a fight Try bury me six feet under the ground So this song is from me to you You make me mad and you make me blue You're looking like I do You know I can see you We dance the same groove
Soundgarden - Mailman
    Hello don't you know meI'm the dirt beneath your feetThe most important fool you forgot to seeI've seen how you give itNow I want to receiveI know that youWould do the same for meI'm know I'm headed for the bottomBut I'm riding you all the wayFor all of your kisses turnedTo spit in my faceFor all that reminds meWhich is my placeFor all of the times whenYou made me disappearThis time I'm sure you willKnow that I'm hereI'm know I'm headed for the bottomBut I'm riding you all the wayMy place was beneath youBut now I'm aboveAnd now I send you a messageOf loveA simple remind of whatYou won't seeA future so holy without meI'm know I'm headed for the bottomBut I'm riding you all the way 
Sound Of Silence
Listen to thatThe sound of silenceMy heart breakingThe sound of no one thereListen closelyIt has a lot to sayIt tells you how I feelBut it doesn't tell me how to dealI'm deaf to it's voiceBut I know it's thereBy these feelings I haveNo human connectionTo see you would be niceA hug from you; Great!That soundListen... it's here, there, everywhereIt's the sound of nothing, no one and never ending heartacheThe sound of hellIt's the sound of you not here.
The Sound Of Fear (joy)
Do You Hear What I Hear? Demons Tellin' Me To KillThey Won't Stop Till They See The Blood SpillThey Scream And They Creep And They FiendAnd They Need The Souls Of The Living So I Keep On KillingBe On The Lookout This Holiday SeasonWe'll Leave You Raped, Killed, Hung And BleedingTeam Death Be The Only ReasonWe're Killin' Kiddies In The Name Of DemonsHow Bout That Yummy Little Boy Leaving Out Cookies And MilkWaiting On Santa's Arrival And All Wrapped In A QuiltI Just Killed His Parents So Now It Looks Like His TurnI Set 'Em On Fire While They Slept And I Just Watched Them BurnHe Shoulda Learned No To Stay Up So LateI Gagged Him And Depants Him And Into Penis I Shoved candy canesGod Is Pain, Accept It And Enjoy It SweetyWithout Some Suffering How Do You Know You're Really Breathing?I'm Stealing Innocents And Loving Every Moment Of ItHe Passes Out Then Shits Himself So I Rub My Face In ItStab Him In The Guts While I Fondle His NutsTake A Sip Of His Blood Mmmm Merry Fuckin' ChristmasDO YOU
Soundgardem - 4th Of July
  Shower in the dark dayClean sparks driving downCool in the waterwayWhere the baptized drownNaked in the cold sunBreathing life like fireThought I was the only oneBut that was just a lieCause I heard it in the windAnd I saw it in the skyAnd I thought it was the endAnd I thought it was the 4th of julyPale in the flare lightThe scared light cracks & disappearsAnd leads the scorched ones hereAnd everywhere no one caresThe fire is spreadingAnd no one wants to speak about itDown in the holeJesus tries to crack a smileBeneath another shovel loadAnd I heard it in the windAnd I saw it in the skyAnd I thought it was the endAnd I thought it was the 4th of julyNow Im in controlNow Im in the fall outOnce asleep but now I standAnd I still rememberYour sweet everythingLight a roman candleAnd hold it in your handCause I heard it in the windAnd I saw it in the skyAnd I thought it was the endAnd I thought it was the 4th of july
Sound Of Madness ~ Shinedown~
Yeah, I get it, You're an outcast. Always under attack. Always coming in last, Bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . . Watch your back!! Oh my, here we go... Another lose cannon gone bi-polar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower. Quicksand's got no sense of humor. I'm still laughing like hell. You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe, You've been infected by a social disease. Well, then take your medicine. [Chorus:] I created the Sound of Madness. Wrote the book on pain. Somehow I'm still here, To explain, That the darkest hour never comes in the night. You can sleep with a gun. When you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself? I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality, If there's an afterlife, Then it'll set you free. But I'm not gonna part the seas You're a self-fulfilling prophecy. You think that crying to me, Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe, You've been infected by
So Unfair
This is very disheartening. I knew they would eventually set up a memorial of some kind, but who's names do you list since no one knows for sure, who is buried where? Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart on Friday said investigators are done collecting evidence of an alleged grave-re-selling scheme at Burr Oak Cemetery in Alsip. But it's unlikely that most of the 1,200 human bones recovered from the cemetery will ever be identified, he said. It's also unknown when the cemetery will reopen to the public. It was declared a crime scene last month. Dart said his investigators and special FBI forensics experts have gathered enough evidence to back up the criminal cases against four Burr Oak employees accused of digging up graves, dumping remains in piles or in shallow graves and then re-selling the plots. Three graves were exhumed last week, indicating evidence of illegal grave stacking. One man's body was found buried in a concrete vault without a coffin. Tom Trautmann, the FBI's assistant spe
The Sound Of A Kiss...
The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a canon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
The Sound Of Heaven
I’ve carried you this far, my Love, watched your colours fade… I lay you down upon the grass as seas below us rage. Your hand falls gently across your stomach to your waist, your head tilted ever so slightly to the sun, highlighting the tiny golden rivers that stain your face. I kneel beside you, take your hands in mine and place them upon my knee. I lick my lips and taste the salt that’s come to rest there. The wind blows strong about us and my heart beats in time with the waves that lap and crash at the rock formations below. We wait a long while in silence as I gaze upon your face, unable to tear myself away from the neverending blue of your eyes. Your still, emotionless, distant blue eyes. I bend down to lift your arm and drape it across my shoulders, placing one of my own under your knees and the other under your shoulder blades, I carefully lift you from the ground. In my arms your body grows colder by the second and it’s almost time to let go. I stan
Sounds Dirty...
10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas... 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker! 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Sounds Of Silence
Hello Darkness my old friend (smiles because the Darkness always knows) I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision soflty creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision, that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the Sound of Silence.   In restless dreams I walked alone Narrow streets of cobblestone 'Neath the halo of a street lamp I turn my collar to the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed with a flash of a neon light It split the night And touched the Sound of Silence.   And in the naked light I saw 10,000 people, maybe more People talking without speaking People hearing without listening People writing songs that voices never shared No one dared Disturb the Sound of Silence "Fools," said I, "you do not know, Silence like a cancer grows" Hear my words that I might teach you Take my arms that I might reach you
The Sound Of....
**~~The Sound Of**~~ The sound of ocean and wind makes me to think what's on my mind,The sound of the wind make me feel touch...The sound of ocean makes me feels like I'm touching dolophins.The sound of god makes me that i'm talking to lord.The sound of rain i'm soaking wet...  
Sound The Alarm
Lie to me honestly I hear, but still, I don't see Just where the actions meet the words You just sound the alarm Racing pulse and boiling blood At fever-pitch Another finger-pointing mob With stones to throw But if it truly mattered And if you truly cared It would be altogether different Let the sirens scream But leave me alone to decide And leave me to what I might find Starving to understand You swallowed the lies Eager to spit them out To feed the masses And the guilt they hide Answer me honestly No more false transparencies Just where does motive meet concern? You just sound the alarm Spreading fear to bury trust To distract Until, lost and scared Frustration forces blame But if it truly mattered And if you truly cared It would be altogether different Let the sirens scream But leave me alone to decide And leave me to what I might find Starving to understand You swallowed the lies Eager to spit them out To feed the masses And the guil
The Sound Of...
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The Sound Of Her Master's Voice: Chapter 1
Heather's Journey: The Sound Of her MASTER’S VOICEBOOK ONE: The Kinky girl Next DoorCHAPTER ONE-1-The tattoo on Kitty’s left shoulder was something that Heather had seen before, probably thousands of times over the past four years, but it was something that she had never really ventured to ask about. And of course human nature dictated that sometimes such things were not asked about, they just were, even when it was a thing which begged for questions to be asked of it. And of all things which appeared to be out there for no other reason than to be asked about this thing was most assuredly one of the most eye catching.Now anyone could look at Kitty McClain and know that there was something a little wild about her, even without the tattoo. She was a granddame, at 58, in a neighborhood of newlyweds and younger couples, who always seemed to be dressed in two-pieces, halters and short-shorts and skirts, no matter what the weather. To show off the tattoo about which
Sound Of Madness
Yeah, I get it, You're an outcast. Always under attack. Always coming in last, Bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . . Watch your back!! Oh my, here we go... Another lose cannon gone bi-polar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower. Quicksand's got no sense of humor. I'm still laughing like hell. You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe, You've been infected by a social disease. Well, then take your medicine. I created the Sound of Madness. Wrote the book on pain. Somehow I'm still here, To explain, That the darkest hour never comes in the night.
The Sound Of Her Master's Voice: Chapter 2
hursday had seemed to come a lot faster than Heather had thought it would. And when the day arrived she busied herself as soon as her feet hit the floor, in an effort to hide the slight, yet building, sense of excitement within her. Even though she had tried not to think of it her thoughts over the past couple of days had continued to go back to the dream she had on the Forth of July. She found that the more she though of it the more she wanted to say something to Kitty about the dream, in the hope that the other woman could maybe explain what it meant, or better still, what she had felt. She had been up before the break of dawn, as was her usual routine, though her eyes had been open long before Bill’s alarm had went off. As he got out of bed and showered she had went to the kitchen and started a pot of coffee, then washed dishes before preparing his breakfast of scrambled eggs, ham and toast. They had breakfast as usual, silently eating, Heather looking across the table at her
The Sound Of Her Master's Voice: Chapter 2 Part 2
Heather felt a twinge deep within as she listened. She knew that something, some hint of what the BDSM “lifestyle” was about to come. And knowing that it was coming for some reason made her begin to get excited again. “We talked of the mundane in those first few weeks,” Kitty went on. “How are you? What about the weather? Would you like your usual? “Then things progressed after a while. He asked questions about me and my life, how I had ended up working at the lunch counter. I, in turn, began to ask about him. Found out how old he was, where he had grown up, where he went to school and college, and learned that he ran a small shipping business.” “Once the basics were out of the way our discussions began to revolve around service, or more to the point my need to serve.” She paused and sighed once more. “I knew that I wanted something more than what I had. I wanted something that felt greater than what I was doing, and he kne
The Soundtrack Of My Life... More Ramblings
"Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay..."~ JoJo/Across The Universe~ It's hilarious how sometimes you're just minding your own business, maybe playing an online game or two, when: WHAM! Something occurs to you that SHOULD have been obvious. I mean, it's literally a "d'oh!!!!" moment. Ok, I figured out a long time ago, that revelations rarely come when you're LOOKING for them, and even if they do, then  the "epiphany" isn't at all how, or what, you expected. This is a matter of course for my 19 lyfe... so I've gotten to a point where I just really sit back and let my "discoveries" flow naturally. Well... yes, I (the loser @ this online game that I was playing) was really letting my mind take a chill day. I've quite recently and presently been through a whole SLEW of emotions that required me to admit to various truths (even if only to myself) and alter my behaviors and feelings toward certain things, so, absolutely, I was just
Soundtrack
Show me what your soundtrack would look like. Opening credits: The StoryWaking up: Whatever   Average day: Just Another Day in ParadiseFirst date: OrdinaryFalling in love: Something BeautifulLove scene: With MeFight scene: HeadstrongBreaking up: What I Didn't SayGetting back together: Come Down to MeSecret love: StayLife's okay: Fine AgainMental breakdown: Down with the SicknessDriving: Break StuffLearning a lesson: What I Cannot ChangeDeep thought: She Don't Want the WorldFlashback: Ruff Ryders AnthemPartying: Party Like a RockstarHappy dance: Like This Regretting: 21 GunsLong night alone: It Never Entered My Mind Death scene: WastelandClosing credits: She Don't Want the World
The Sound Of A Broken Heart
                                                               The sound of a Broken Heart               When was the last time you fell in love?,          have you ever felt that way before?,          and when you felt that feeling you had,          was it all that you wanted and more?             I fell in love sometime ago,          and my heart just came alive ,          and each day we were together          my heart would continue to thrive.           All of the sudden something happened,          on one fatefull day,          it was something we never expected when          our hearts just went astray.           Don't ever mess with a happy heart,        cause it can end in the blink of an eye,        and when that happens you can't be prepared        no matter how hard you try.            What is the sound of a Broken Heart?,         I guess it all makes sense,         I never heard the sound of a Broken Heart,         ' til all I heard was silence.
The Sound Of Life.......
The sound of life is sometimes loud and other times barely audible.... My life is uniquely quiet, I live in a vacuum completely void of all life's noise. Some may be thinking how awesome that must be..... Let me assure you it is depressingly mind numbing.... In my own personal vacuum, my world is totally vacant of all laughter, good times,  and human connections of any kind. There is no Love, no Touch, no Hug, no Shoulder to Cry on, no Hand to Hold, and no Arms to give you security......it is just me all by myself. I have done my best to live in this life, I have known love or at least what I thought was love. I have given every ounce of Love, Loyalty, Respect, and Kindness, that I could find to another, but it was never enough.... Living in total silence is very lonely and frustrating. I find myself with desires to live loud again, but my Heart is stricken with fear. I truly believe it is time for me to just stay here in the silence and keep the Demon of desire locked up with
Sound Your Drums...
Sound your drums loudlyfor those who cannot speakin defiance of brutal foeswho subjagate the meeksound your drums in battle cryfor those who gave their liveson the shores where mothers weptfor countrymen who've diedsound your drumslet freedom ringfrom sea to shining seasound your drums in unisonfor freedom isn't free Michael H. BodorCopyright 2007(Revised 5/12)
Sounding Off
Often, I look at my life...past, present and future. More often than not, I find that my friends, both off and online are more loyal than my own blood family. How disturbing is that? Being southern, you are taught that family means everything. Even when your own flesh and blood betrays you. You learn to keep your mouth shut! I have spent many years, months, days and hours worrying and mourning my blood that has betrayed me. I mourn no more. I have been used and abused by my blood. My family that is "christian" have betrayed me more than any other. Let them live with that and pray to the god they worship for forgiveness. I am a good and loving person even with my darkness, I would never hurt anyone like they have hurt me.  I assume my own demons have awakened my awareness. So be it. Maybe it is time to stop trying to make things right, that will NEVER be right. Perhaps, those that judge me will be judged by the powers that be, in the end.   I love...I do not ask f
The Sound Of Abuse
Dishes breaking, fists are shaking, children crying, mom's denying. Father's yelling, but no one's telling about the sound of abuse from behind the door.   Baby's sleeping, mothe'rs weeping, brother's screaming, father's gleaming. Sister's crying as father's trying to force her down upon the floor.   You hear the screams, you hear the shouts, you here the abuse; there is no doubt. You hear the yelling and are finally telling about the sound of abuse from behind the door.   Now brother cries as he testifies, sister's in the loony bin. Baby's dead and mother's head feels as if its caving in... but the sound of abuse from behind the door, wont be bothering you... not anymore.
The Sound Of Nothing
Life drips on constantly numbing Like a sound in my mind always drumming Something bright ahead something coming Yet I continue on only humming, humming this little tune Like a smith with a rune Typing away until someday soon Someday soon it all falls away Dreaming life for some other day Finding some words to say To say that it's time Time for all to embrace the crime When the rules become sublime Sublime to the point of nothing. The nothing we all fear.. Not for the death it brings but for the life it steals.
Soundgarden Album "king Animal" Review
I listened to this whole album at work and loved every single song, i'm very picky when it comes to songs and albums. Heck normally there will be an album with 1 or 2 songs that i would like but this album is AWESOME! Not a single song on this album i didn't like. so my advice, BUY IT!!!!
Sounds Like Fun
8:30am reply KGB Anonum...: how far is that from st mary's? my brothers are there 8:31am more To KGB Anonum...: the hospital? about 10 minutes. My brothers live not too far from there too. 8:32am reply KGB Anonum...: st marys is a city or town 8:33am more To KGB Anonum...: well, now thats a drive from here. Dont know exactly how far,but it aint that close. 8:33am reply KGB Anonum...: figure i come n put ya in a choke hold n someone takes a pic for fu whynot 8:34am more To KGB Anonum...: its fine to talk shit from across an ocean...you got my address. Use it. 8:35am reply KGB Anonum...: only if yu cooperate lol 8:35am reply KGB Anonum...: im not comin all the way there if yu dont cooperate 8:35am more To KGB Anonum...: you got all you needed....cant be more cooperative than that 8:36am reply
So Upset
I am not Feeling too good actually,A couple of weeks ago my Lil Dog was out in the backyrd going about her business,and also eating things like almost all dogs do, but I am worried that she's been bitten by something she swallowed because she's developed a rather big lump in her throat,well it is a few weeks after the event now , she's been on Medication 2 Lots the first lot made the lump go down but a few days later the lump Reappeared,so we got her on more medication,it went for a little while but Returned again. After mum took her to the Vets Last Wednesday the Vet said he will have to operate on her and to prepare myself for the Worst Scenario. I hope I do not end up losing her after all this time I have had her all this time,Almost 8 Years.I got her a few weeks after moving up here in 1998
So Upset:(
i am real good friends with this guy.. jaymac.. omg this man is freaking amazing.. my year was arough year with everything majorly.. and this man means the world to me.. it is hurting me now trying to fight tears because i am soon to lose the best thing i had here in nj.. i will never see him again it kills me.. i wish the best for him when he goes to turkey.. not one day will go by that i dont think about him. i guess when you deal with military you are bound to lose the ones you love. yes i love this man as a friend nothing more.. because he was there no matter what.. my text messaging will never be the same.. i try to write this i got this lump feeling in my throat..hmmm.. ill miss you jaymac
So Upset Part Two
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" Soup " Recipe.
Roasted Pear-Butternut Soup with Crumbled Stilton. Stilton cheese and pears are a classic combination—the salty milky blue cheese balances the sweet, floral taste of the pears. Roasting the pears and the butternut squash caramelizes their sugar, maximizing their inherent sweetness. You can serve this creamy soup as a first course or with a salad and crusty bread for a light autumn supper. Servings: 6 servings, 1 1/3 cups each Total Time: 1 1/4 hours Ease of Preparation: Easy Health: Low Calorie, High Fiber, Low Sat Fat, Low Cholesterol, High Potassium, High Calcium, Heart Healthy, Healthy Weight. Ingredients: 2 each ripe pears , peeled, quartered and cored 2 pounds butternut squash , peeled, seeded and cut into 2-inch chunks 2 each medium tomatoes , cored and quartered 1 large leek , pale green and white parts only, halved lengthwise, sliced and washed thoroughly 2 cloves garlic , crushed 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/2 teaspoon salt , divided Freshly groun
Soup
A little while ago here at work a co-worker asked me if I like soup and I said, "Yea I'm soupy kinda guy" and he gave me a top ramen won ton soup and he said, "I got alot of these dontcha know." he's from Wisconsin dontcha know. Isnt that an uplifting story? Didnt that just make for day? Now please give me some fu-bucks, I need to make a mumm.
The Soup Part 1
this show is hilarious!
The Soup Is A Lie
So I was supposed to have dinner with some friends, and one of them was going to make it for us because we've been helping him pass his classes. He said he was going to make us his world famous soup. His world famous soup consisted of three cans of chunky soup from the store, and a few random ingredients thrown in (basil, salt, pepper, and something else). He didn't even stay to eat cause he had other stuff to do. How lame! Shoulda known the soup was a lie. Other fun stuff: Definition by association. Home, a place to keep your junk. People live in homes. People are junk. Whebits: Cookies and cream ice cream, chocolate syrup, and Oreos. I am now calling it "Oh god, why did I eat that?" I hate accounting. With all my soul. My roommate actually asked me to use my computer tonight. Yelling at people does work. Go negative reinforcement! Is it time to retire yet? That is all.
Soupy Sales
DETROIT (AP) — Soupy Sales, the rubber-faced comedian whose anything-for-a-chuckle career was built on 20,000 pies to the face and 5,000 live TV appearances across a half-century of laughs, has died. He was 83.Sales died at Thursday night at Calvary Hospice in the Bronx, New York, said his former manager and longtime friend, Dave Usher. Sales had many health problems and entered the hospice last week, Usher said.At the peak of his fame in the 1950s and '60s, Sales was one of the best-known faces in the nation, Usher said."If President Eisenhower would have walked down the street, no one would have recognized him as much as Soupy," said Usher.At the same time, Sales retained an openness to fans that turned every restaurant meal into an endless autograph-signing session, Usher said."He was just good to people," Usher said.Sales began his TV career in Detroit, where he drew a large audience on WXYZ-TV. He moved to Los Angeles in 1961.The comic's pie-throwing schtick became his trade
Soupcon
soupcon\ soop-SAWN \noun; 1. A slight trace, as of a particular taste or flavor.
Sour Dough Starter And Sour Dough Bread
Sourdough starter 1 package dry yeast (1/4 ounce) 1/2 cup warm water 3/4 cup sugar 3 tablespoons instant mashed potatoes (uncooked) 1 cup warm water Sourdough Bread 6 cups bread flour 1 tablespoon salt 2 tablespoons sugar 1/2 cup oil or butter 1 1/2 cups lukewarm water Mixing directions: To make starter, follow these steps;*Mix yeast and warm water and check to see if it is working. (Fizzing, bubbling), add remaining ingredients. Let set out all day. Then feed and set in refrigerator for 3 to 5 days. To feed the starter, add sugar, instant potatoes and warm water in the same amount you used to make the starter. To make the bread follow these steps; Mix with 1 cup of the starter, knead about twenty strokes, place in bowl, lightly coat top with oil, let set overnight till doubled in size. Knead and divide in two pieces, knead again, put in greased pans, coat top with butter or oil. Let rise till doubled in size. Bake
Sour Cream Chocolate Chip Cookies
2 C. all-purpose flour 1 t. baking soda 1 t. salt 3/4 C. butter, softened 1 C. granulated sugar 1/2 C. firmly packed dark brown sugar 1 T. vanilla 2 eggs 1/2 C. sour cream 1 C. raisins 1 C. coarsely chopped toasted walnuts (see note) 12 oz. bittersweet bar chocolate, chopped into 1/4-inch or smaller pieces Position 2 racks near the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 375° F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or foil. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt into a medium bowl. Set aside. In the bowl of an electric mixer, using the paddle attachment, beat the butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla at medium speed until creamy, about 2 minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition and scraping down the sides of the bowl as necessary. Add the sour cream, mixing until blended. At low speed, add the dry ingredients, mixing just until combined. Using a wooden spoon, stir in the raisins, nuts
Sour Cream Coffee Cake
Ingredients: 2 sticks butter 1 cup sugar 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup sour cream 2 cups flour 1 1/4 teaspoons soda 1 1/4 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt Topping: 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 cup nuts (walnuts or pecans, wither crushed or left whole). Preparation: Cream the butter and sugar well. Add the eggs and beat until they are creamy. Add the remaining ingredients and pour half of the batter into a greased 9x13 pan. Mix the topping ingredients together. Cover the batter with half of the topping. Cover with the remaining batter and then add the remaining topping. Bake at 350 degrees for 40-45 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Could a dessert be any easier? Call it Italian sour cream coffee cake if you want. We just call it good.
Sour Cream And Chive Rolls
"Herb dinner rolls, these go with everything!" Original recipe yield: 50 crescent rolls. Servings: 50 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup sour cream * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1/2 cup butter, melted * 2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast * 2 eggs * 4 cups all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup chopped fresh chives * 1/2 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C) DIRECTIONS: 1. In a small saucepan, heat sour cream until very hot. Add salt, sugar, and melted butter or margarine. Cool until lukewarm. 2. In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Mix in sour cream mixture, eggs, flour, and chives. Cover, and refrigerate overnight. 3. Divide dough into 4 parts. Knead and roll each part into a 10 inch circle. Cut into thin pie-shaped pieces. Roll each piece from flat end to point. Place on greased baking sheets. Allow to rise until doubled in size. 4. Bake at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) for 12 to 15 minut
Sour Patch Kids
SOUR PATCH KIDS SHOULD BE THE NEW GOVERNMENT CHEEZ!! THEY HAVE JUST AS ABOUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF NUTRTION AS CHEESE BUT TASTE OH SO YUMMY. I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM W THE COMPANY BECAUSE I STILL CANNOT FIND WATERMELON FLAVOR AROUND HERE. YOU BASTARDS!! I NEED CHEF'S ADVICE. BUT, WHEN I DO HAPPEN TO STUMBLE ON THAT POT OF GOLD, I BUY A BUNCH OF BAGS. LIKE WATER WHEN THE NEWS ANNOUNCES SOME SORT OF WEEKLY DISASTER.WHICH BUY THE WAY IS PAID FOR OUT OF ADVERTISING FUNDS BY THE SUPERMARKETS TO GET U TO GO STOCK UP. WE GET ABOUT ONE A MONTH I THE SUMMER AND WINTER. ITS ALWAYS "THE STORM OF "insert year here". AFTER 9/11, THE DUCT TAPE COMPANIES BOUGHT THE ADVERTISING TIME ON THE NEWS. PEOPLE, DO U REALLY THINK FUCKEN DUCT TAPE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE LIKES OF ANTHRAX, OR SARIN, OR VX.LMFAO. THE POPULATION IS A BUNCH OF SHEEP, UR ALL SHEEP!!!BAAAAAAA!! OR AS JIM MORISSON SAID " YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKEN SLAVES" LMAO. ANYHOW, THIS WARNING IS GOING OUT TO THE MASS POPULATION."GO, STOCK UP ON SOUR PA
Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas
Original recipe yield: 12 enchiladas PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 30 Min READY IN 50 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 bunch cilantro * 1 cup sour cream * 2 (7 ounce) cans jalapeno salsa * 2 (7 ounce) cans prepared green chile salsa * 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cooked and shredded * 1 onion * 12 (6 inch) flour tortillas * 2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese DIRECTIONS 1. To Make Sour Cream Mixture: In a blender or food processor, puree cilantro, sour cream, jalapeno salsa and 1/2 can of the green chile salsa. Set aside. 2. To Make Chicken Mixture: In a large bowl, combine shredded chicken, onion and the remaining 1 1/2 cans of green chile salsa. Mix well. 3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 4. Heat tortillas in conventional or microwave oven until soft. Pour enough of the sour cream mixture into a 9x13 inch baking dish to coat the bottom. Place 2 heaping tablespoonfuls of the chicken mixture in each tort
Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas
Chicken enchiladas with green chile sauce. This recipe for chicken enchiladas was shared on our forum. INGREDIENTS: * 12 corn tortillas * 4 cups green chile sauce, recipe below * 3 cups cooked minced chicken * 1 pound shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1/4 cup minced onion * 1 to 2 cups sour cream * salt to taste * green chile sauce, below PREPARATION: Heat tortillas on griddle or in microwave or heat in oil until flexible; cover with a towel and keep warm. Make green chile sauce, below. Mix one cup chile sauce with the minced chicken. Put 1/4 cup of the mixture on each tortilla and roll up. Place tortilla rolls, seam-side down, in a baking dish, cover enchiladas with shredded cheese and add onion if desired. Pour remaining sauce over enchiladas and bake at 350° for about 20 minutes. Top with sour cream and return to oven for 10 minutes or until all is hot. Serve immediately. Green Chile Sauce 1/4 cup olive oil 1 clove garlic, min
Sources
I don't do too many graphics on this site, but I wanted to make sure just in case I do I have where I got everything from. There's a lot of stuff for myspace on here b/c I copied this directly from my blog on there. Enjoy the sites or not, I really don't care....:) Flash, videos, mp3 storage, etc: myflashfetish.com vmix.com youtube.com rockyou.com fileden.com orbitfiles.com Images: photocasket.com art-e-zine.co.uk/vintageresources photobucket.com deviantart.com images.google.com Help Sites and Tutorials (Myspace): webmonkey.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet profilefusion.com/tuts/contacttabletutorial.php geocities.com/SoHo/3505/help/colorcube.html createblog.com/tutorials/download.php?id=324 Fonts: dafont.com simplythebest.net/fonts fontfreak.com PS Related (Tutorials, brushes, etc): photoshopsupport.com/tools/brushes.html strangeangels.net inobscuro.com missm.paperlilies.com createblog.com/tutorials/index.php?type_id=21 tutorialized.com/tut
* Source Energy *
Source Energy On a core level, when we get right down to the most basic building blocks of everything, there is only Source. Source is everything: everything in creation, everything on an energy level, everything you look at, everything you imagine. Source is everywhere: on manifest levels, on astral levels, and on every level of conception. Energy can be vibrating in alignment with pristine Source energy, or energy can be disconnected from Source and can be vibrating at other frequencies. Everything on a manifest or a non-manifest level is Source energy in different vibrations and frequencies. For example, a tree is vibrating at a different energy frequency than a cloud. These two aspects of manifest reality are both made of Source energy but are operating at different frequencies. There is no limit to the number of different frequencies that can be created. The same concept applies to spiritual beings. When a being is in alignment with pristine Source energy, they will
Sour Times By Portishead
Sour
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Sour Part 2
"Sour" Mellow out Bitch I thought I knew ya Took the time to throw my lovin' into ya Screw ya Cuz now you got me sittin in the sewer I'm through with all them roller coaster rides See, I ain't forgot about the knots that you been tieing with my insides I dropped my pride Without you I was sure to die I tried with cash And all I could, to make it last Now I accepted that was in the past I know you love me Loved me like a piece of trash But at first you were so sweet Couldn't go without seein your face for an hour So sour It all became a hassle You were even living in my castle Just to use me And verbally abuse me That's not the way I'm running my shop It took a while to see the light before I stopped And you got dropped off It's over, probably I'll be sweating it But in the long run you'll be the one regrettin' it Maybe you won't, maybe you will But baby, you're still about as real as a three dollar bill Theres No one to blame but you Who gets the blame
Sour Music Video Code By Limp Bizkit
Music Video:SOUR (by Limp Bizkit)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Sour Persimmons
IM ALWAYS SQUINTING AT THE WORLD BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY ALL THE BEAUTY AND IM REALLY FUCKING STONED AS ITS THE ONLY WAY TO PRETEND TO BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT LIE CALLED THE AMERICAN DREAM fuck religion kill the faggots destroy the undesireables with maleavolent havoc take that which offends me burn it at the source a very special ending for a special friend of course
Sour..never Sweet.
I don't pretend to be an Angel nor do I pretend to be Wicked.. I'm not quite a Balance of either, but am more like a muddy river.. I have no sugar in my blood, but am as tangy as an Orange.. And yet, quite the lemon.. My tongue often precedes my mind, like an anxious child venturing out to a park without the approval of both parents.. I am what I am,really.. not the kindest, not the most flattering,not the most graceful, and definitely not the sweetest grapefruit of the barrel,neither.. I'm pretentious, moody,anxious,deliberate,mean-spirited,cocky, and yes..sometimes kind,too.. -Azrael-
Sour-orange Grilled Chicken Paillards
Paillards are chicken breasts that have been flattened to an even thinness with a meat mallet or rolling pin. They cook exceptionally quickly on the grill, which prevents them from drying out. Ingredients Serves 6 * 1 cup sour-orange or orange marmalade * 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice * 1 tablespoon fresh orange juice * 4 bay leaves * Coarse salt * Freshly ground pepper, to taste * 12 chicken paillards (or 6 chicken breast cutlets, halved horizontally and pounded to 1/4 inch thick) * 2 oranges (1 thinly sliced into rounds and 1 cut into wedges) Directions 1. Combine marmalade, lemon juice, orange juice, bay leaves, 1 teaspoon salt, and pepper in a bowl. Reserve 1/3 cup glaze for serving. 2. Preheat grill to medium-high. (If you are using a charcoal grill, coals are ready when you can hold your hand 5 inches above grill for just 3 to 4 seconds.) Season chicken with salt and pepper. Place chicken on grill, and brush with half t
Sour Apple Martini
Sour Cream Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS: * 4 center cut pork chops, about 3/4 inch thick * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 1 cup beef broth * 1 can (4 ounces) sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons prepared mustard * 2 tablespoons chopped parsley * 1 teaspoon paprika * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 onion, sliced into rings * 1 cup sour cream PREPARATION: Brown pork chops in oil in skillet; add mushrooms the last 3 to 4 minutes. Mix broth, mustard, parsley, paprika, and salt and pepper; place onion rings on pork chops then pour broth mixture over all. Simmer for 1 1/4 hours, until chops are tender.Add the sour cream and cook for another 10 minutes, until hot. Serve with hot cooked noodles or rice. Serves 4.
Sour Gum
rated me a 6 sour gum@ fubar
Source Material
Let me get straight to the point of this post: I find it difficult when people come with an image, obviously pulled from the internet, and want an exact tattoo of it. I almost feel weird admitting this: I download music and TV shows from the internet for free - thank you usenet - but I balk when somebody wants an image recreated. Here's the thing, I have less of an issue with turning a photograph or series of photographs into a custom piece. That's no problem. But when somebody comes in with a piece of art that has been pulled directly from, say, DeviantArt, I sort of feel bad. Then I get over it and go about my business. *Often I'll make a point to contact the original creator of the piece. I don't ask for permission though, I just tell them about the finished product.
The Sour Part
Late one night I started to write, the words just start to flow, from somewhere I don't know. My guess is from this heart, you know the one you tore apart. It wasn't an action or even a word, I don't know if I was really heard. B - B - Baby don't you understand, I would be your bitch if you would be my man. We have met once, twice, maybe more,would you admit it open your front door. It would of been so nice if when we met, it was raining and both of us would of gotten wet. Winter bluz summer needs to echo, no one cares for me so I'll just go. Time is short, one day I'll be busy, then I could ignore you like you've done to me. The sour part is sweet, banging my head to every beat. The sour part tastes oh so good, just like no one said it would.
Sources Of New Jersey Pride! (funny Stuff)
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls 2 words... Atlantic City! Just a smaller version of Las Vegas =P You live within 1 hour of at least one Horse Racing Track (Meadowlands, Freehold, etc.) Gambling comes natural to you You went nuts when the show "The Sopranos" came out on HBO You have at least one Italian friend You have at least one friend that you suspect of being assossiated with the mob You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English You only go to New York City for day trips There are no self serve gas stations and you like it that freakin' way You don't take shit from no one You're radioactive and proud of it Anything less than four inches of snow ain't shit You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in NJ if the Nets didn't blow" You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!) You know that the only people that call it "Joisey" are from New York You watc
Sour Grapes
In my shout box this afternoon: MAKE ME YOURS: wanna roleplay/ I don't answer...but I rate his profile a 10 and fan him...which I routinely do to all on this site. It's only polite. It says he's 27... which is pretty normal--I get hit on by guys younger than that on this site with great frequency... (and they want to call US cougars??? ) He has no salute--though he's been on the site for nearly 2 years. He has three pictures...one is of a rose...the other two are of a nice looking, fit, shirtless guy. He has no about me. No nothing. In my fubar experience this means you are most likely a big old faker. In my shout box I get: MAKE ME YOURS: is that a no? I am kind of busy so I don't answer rigth away so then I get in my shout box: MAKE ME YOURS: ?????????????????? Fubar is running sluggish so I send a yellow rose with the following message: "I appreciate the offer but have several reasons for saying no thanks... not the least of which are 1) I'm marrie
The Source Of You
The Source Of You The source of your love, Took me high. It made me float in the heavens above. I was a goddess, And you were my god. There is nothing that could compare to it. I must admit I feel in love, And my soul enter twined with you. It is a memory I hold deep inside, No one could ever erase it. The source of your love, Touched me deep inside. I don't think you know what you did to me. To say I love you was easy for me, But yet I knew I would never hear it from you. I think it could have been something beautiful, But I live in my own reality. The source of your love, Yes it made me fly. You left me with beautiful memories. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved
Sources: Brady Out With Acl Tear
By Michael Silver, Yahoo! Sports 2 hours, 21 minutes ago Photo Tom Brady has his leg buckled by Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard, bottom, during the first quarter. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson) New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is expected to miss the rest of the 2008 season with a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee, according to a source familiar with the injury. While New England coach Bill Belichick said in his postgame press conference that he had no update on the status of Brady’s injury, two sources indicated it involved serious damage to the knee. “It’s bad,” a team source said. “We’re going to have to play without him.” Brady was hurt as he stepped up in the pocket to make a throw to wideout Randy Moss. Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard, who was on the ground, lunged forward and struck Brady’s leg, which buckled as he released the ball. Brady was helped off the field and was later led down a staircase by team officials, presumably to
The Source Of All Sides
A new side, the true side, The inside, the outside, Upside and the down side, The punk side, the sad side, The prep side, the happy side, All around, inside and outside. A person with all sorts of sides! Its life, look on the bright side, And experience your dark side, possibly the true side!!
Sour Cream Cherry Fruit Salad
Ingredients: * 2 (16 oz.) cans Royal Anne cherries, drained, reserving juice * 20-oz. can crushed pineapple, drained, reserving juice * 1 Tbsp. unflavored gelatin * 3-oz. pkg. cherry Jell-O * 2 (3 oz.) pkgs. cream cheese, softened * 1 cup sour cream * 1 cup chopped celery * 1/2 cup slivered almonds, toasted Preparation: Combine reserved juice from canned fruit and measure. Add water, if necessary, to make 2 cups. In small bowl, soften unflavored gelatin in 1/2 cup of this fruit juice for 1-2 minutes. Heat in microwave for 30-60 seconds, or until gelatin dissolves, stirring once during cooking. Set aside. Bring remaining 1-1/2 cups juice to boil in medium saucepan. In large bowl, dissolve cherry Jell-O in this boiling fruit juice. Set aside to cool slightly. In another large bowl, beat cream cheese until very soft and fluffy. Add sour cream and beat well until smooth. Add 1/2 cup of the dissolved cherry Jell-O gradually and beat until smooth
The Source
Would fame come if some would hear the stories I tell Would people laugh or turn their nose in offense Too much knowledge moves around terra firma Many people puppets follow someone who claims knowledge Laziness within prevents minds from learning themselves Satisfied with being a sheep following some cult of personality Dare to take the journey put it in your hands play with it Hear it see it taste feel it Pray to it learn from it. Walk in the light to the east let the wisdom of the ancients Radiant and permeate into your Spirit See whomever is there angels fairies djinn watch them dance upon The breeze with the leaves as they float from the trees Some see darkness and passing over going into the north While others feel the stability of our Mother while she nurtures us And gives us her love, she keeps us centered when we hear her whispers upon the wind Children of the earth gnomes, dwarves, elves and others who are the Caretakers of the north see them produce preci
The Source Of Goods Would Be A Sign
Sold out Uggs classic style, are difficult to distinguish between genuine and fake, and even now packing boxes above the bar code trademarks are the Detector can test out, unless you call the official telephone calls, newspaper production number. How else you can do to differentiate? All of the above remarks are nonsense for so many years I have done a little experience in the shoeC the market is floating around, what is the real Australia, UGG, etc. In fact, production plants in or do, but also come from Australia, where imports UGG, just hung up a sign in Australia, with relatively low-cost labor  to increase high-margin fills, but really works out of the shoes are more styles, but we have this line, in order to survive one, it is impossible to achieve ugg boots full article , in order to a sales, the market can only be achieved best-selling products, but also to reduce the risk of the plant. Production cost is very expensive, do not accept the popular styles, sales can not for
Sourpuss(jojo)
When I first saw her stare,I never saw her eyes.When I looked deeper,I realized I could never say goodbye. They spoke to me so soft,I couldn't look away.Forever they'll stay in my mind,I'll wish for them everyday. If she chooses to show me everyday,To show me the heaven in her eyes.My life would never be lostThankful for her,until the day I die.
Sour Girl [post Out Of Complete Boredom]
1. Put your music library on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.4. Ok, go!5. When you're done, the answer to #20 is the Title of your note.1. If someone says "Is this okay?" You say?Hatredy [by Dethklok]2. How would you describe yourself?This Love [by Maroon 5]3. What do you like in a guy/girl?Haha - Sweet Transvestite [by Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack]4. How do you feel today?Time of Your Life [by Green Day]5. What is your life’s purpose?Porn & Tragedy [by Slyde (local band)]6. What's your motto?Burritos [by Sublime[7. What do your friends think of you?Hey [by The Pixies]8. What do you think of your parents?Gimme Shelter [by The Rolling Stones]9. What do you think about very often?People Are Strange [by The Doors]10. What is 2 + 2?Never Tear Us Apart [by INXS]11. What do you think of
Sour Day!
according to wikipedia, today is ssweetest day and apprently is has been celebrated for 80 years........ I did some research and found out this is entirely a hallmark holiday. It was created to give gifts to the poor. In other words, this "holiday" has no historical significance, but merely designed to tug on peoples' heart strings in order for them to buy goods and services. It is NOT recognized nationally and has no actual event to base off of. Im sure it is special to a few people, but to the masses this is a giant scam. so lets make a more real fake holiday, FROM TOMORROW FORTH I DECLARE THE THIRD SUNDAY IN OCTORBER TO BE SOUR DAY! To observe this holiday we must all buy lemon drops for each other............... in addition fubar is to make a lemon drop bling worth at least $3 to commemorate this national holiday.   P.S. this holiday is JUST as legitimate as sweetest day......
Source's Of What Makes Us...
I am... complicated. I do very well for my nature, but am a disaster in the face of a mass spectrum. I've always been that way, sometimes not as bad as I like to believe, and other times worser than it appears. It's been in my best effort to show people I am 'different'... but in a fashion that isn't vain or arrogant. I don't like to be the center of attention with the big picture, if anything... I enjoy being a 'part' of the picture. No more. I'm a reasonable man, hence why I carry myself with a sense of responsibility for friends and family. It breaks my heart even more when I know they are in trouble and I can't help, whether it be with business, home, family, friends, money, whatever. I was raised with a strict logic of loyalty, I often think I got it from my father... my parents; they are the prime reason why I like to be the way I am. My mother raised me to be smart, to be safe, responsible, mature, and always ideal to doing what's right even if it was unfair or distressing. Sta
A Souring Night
A moon beautiful in the light, With a girl who brings me delight, Her spirit soft and gentle, Sharing the best of times...   But this night it would all end, For things went wrong, And I pushed her away, By telling her that I loved her...   To be emotionless, Being put on hold, For someone else, I was done...   Confessing what I believed, Always telling the truth, My love slipped out, Breaking our sacred bond...   What was I supposed to do, To see that I hurt,  And she was the one I loved, I pray for her happiness...   ....Even if it is not, To be with me....
Sour Cream
Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Is it going to get more sour?
Sour Undone.
There's a blot between disgust and disdain.Calculating the moment you knew, and I didn't.When my dignity got caught all up in it.I remember feeling, and then not.But not in the same night.I remember a swift burn of vanilla and a fuzzy wobble down the hall.I remember both her arms wrapped around me.Shakey.Stable.Safe.You.Did this to me.Wet porches smell just like limestone...and a sunrise that never came.No post-sex wrapup and cigarette.Pants.Check.Keys.Check.Leg kicking against wood floors, neck cramps, pair of flea bites.And very dirty socks."Hey.""Hey.""I'm gonna take off.""Yeah.""Yeah."Every now and thenI find fairly delicate hands in mine.Looks.Lingery looks.Often without any deeper meaning.Those are the best.Sometimes.I could do something uncooltell you I'd miss youtell you I want to take you homeand maybe show you that sunrise that never came...
Sour Cream Cheesecake
~Crust~(For 9 inch pan)Crush or put into a blender:1 1/2 cups of graham crackers or cookies of your choiceStir into the crumbs:1/2 cup sugar6 tablespoons melted butter1 teaspoon as a spice of your choicePress and pat the crust into the pan. Bake until firm in a low ovenFresh or frozen fruit can be mixed with more sour cream and poured over the top of each slice. Fruit can also be placed on top of the cake after baking.~1st Layer of Filling~2 well beaten eggs3/4 lbs soft cream cheese1/2 cup sugar1 teaspoon lemon juice or vanilla1/2 teaspoon saltCool to room temperature and mix well. Mixing can be done by hand or in a blender/food processor. Pour the mixture into the crust. Heat oven to 425 and bake for 20 mins. Watch so it does not burn~2nd Layer of Filling~1 1/2 cups sour cream2 tablespoons sugar1/2 teaspoon vanilla1/8 teaspoon saltLet cool to room temp. Mix well until smooth. Pour onto the first layer. Cook for 5 mins and then let cool. Refrigerate form 6-12 hrs before serving.
Sous Chef Blues...
We are the ones who keep the great chefs great, at blame when it all goes to hell. No lime light, just heat lamps. Show some love, we need it too sometimes... "Are the salads gone yet?" 'No' "Are the salads gone yet?" 'No...' "Are the salads gone yet?" 'Yeah!' "Why?"
So Use 2 U
i got so use to how u would hold me how u would just let me be free. i got so use to how u break my back make me feel every night. how u would take me to a level dat i never been every night. i would think about the other night wondering how would u take to me to this new level the next night. i got so use to you that i would be craving for you at work trying not to play with my self in my office. try not havin my juices flowin so much that i have wet spots on my panties. i would try not to hold my breast and play with and pretend it is you holdin them and pinching them....damn i got so use to how u would make say ur name and thank god and jesus that u are in my life. i would thank u so much that i was speakin another language and speakin in tongues. i got so use to you that now that ur home wit me i have to play wit myself and pretend it is ur hands moving all around my body. feelin up on my spots....takin my self to that new level....damn i go so use to u
So U See
one should never judge a book by its cover nor a person by there profile. plz dont be a hater down rater lol remember your ip adress is connected to a physical address lol lmao muwahhhaaahhaaa. peace :)
South Park
You scored as Stan Marsh. You're Stan Marsh! Probably the sanest of the group, you're the mastermind behind the good plans and can easily resolve problems. To you love is amazing, and you're probably already in it. You can be a smart ass and don't have a problem saying what's on your mind. And you're probably an activist. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.Stan Marsh92%Kenny McCormick92%Eric Cartman75%Kyle Broflovski75%Jimmy67%Timmy58%Tweak58%Butters58%Shelly58%What South Park Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com
Southern Talk
List All | Previous | Next Southern Talk Monday, May 08, 2006 05 16 AM Mood: Southern Talk 1. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." 2. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." 3. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." 4. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" 5. RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." 6. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." 7. FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that
South Joke
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
Southpark Reloaded (matrix)
Southern Heat
Southern Heat Sitting on the veranda, fanning myself against the southern warmth, I watched the squirrels playing hide and seek in the trees. The shade did little to stop the heat from the mid-summer sun. I wished for a cooling wind as droplets of water trickled down my neck, clinging for just a moment to my glistening breast before falling into the deep valley between them. Absently, I slid my fingers between my breasts in a vain attempt to wipe the wetness away, and sighed. If only there were a breeze, I thought. My fingertips slid across the top of my breast and down its side sending sparks of heat and desire through me. The outside heat thickened like a blanket and I found myself longing to shed my heavy skirts and stand in the breeze, wearing nothing more than the thin black lace of my camisole and panties. More water dripped between my sensitive breasts sending a chill to the pit of my stomach. Biting my lip I closed my eyes and let my thoughts unfold. Stripped to my ba
Southwestern Pork Stew
1 3/4 pounds pork tenderloin, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces 1/4 cup all-purpose flour Cooking oil spray 1 large red onion, chopped (about 1 cup) 1 1/4 pounds sweet potatoes or yams, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks 1 (16-ounce) package frozen whole corn kernels, thawed 1 (10-ounce) can chopped tomatoes with green chili peppers 1 (4-ounce) can diced green chili peppers, drained 2 cups low-sodium chicken broth 1 teaspoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin Salt and freshly ground black pepper (optional) In a medium bowl, toss pork with flour until coated, shaking off excess. Coat a large pot with cooking spray and place over medium heat. Add pork and cook, in batches, 5 to 7 minutes, or until browned on all sides and no longer pink. Add onion and cook about 5 minutes, or until soft. Add sweet potatoes, corn, tomatoes, chili peppers, broth, chili powder and cumin. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer about 45 minutes, or until potatoes an
Southern Women
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The beach The beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist
Southwestern Sunrise
2 T. butter 1 roasted red pepper, peeled, seeded and halved 1/2 ripe avocado, pitted, peeled and diced 2 large eggs Salt and fresh ground black pepper, to taste 2 T. Monterey Jack cheese, grated 2 T. sour cream 1 T. fresh cilantro, chopped Preheat oven to 350°F. Place one tablespoon butter in each ramekin, place in oven and melt butter. Coat ramekins with melted butter. Put a roasted red pepper half at the bottom of each ramekin and top with diced avocado. Carefully break an egg in each ramekin and season with salt and pepper. Top each ramekin with one tablespoon cheese. Return ramekins to oven and bake 15 minutes or until eggs have set to desired firmness. Dollop each with sour cream and sprinkle with cilantro.
South Texas Deathride- Union Underground
Take a look in my mind and justify Hell, I might even sympathize But why must you fuck with these things In my head for so long that I feel I could break Never forget your lies Hypocrisize Five million might change your mind But why must you fuck with these things In my head for so long that I feel I could break So c'mon c'mon c'mon get up get up South Texas deathride you motherfuck So c'mon c'mon c'mon get up get up South Texas man I'm livin' it up So what if I was your guide South Texas deathride Like I said I might sympathize But why must you fuck with these things I believe Man it's guilt by association
Southern Girl
Hey there was just saying hey.. I thought this picture fit me being a county girl or Georgia peach for sure....Lorie glitterblitz.com
Southwestern Chicken Salad
Original recipe yield: 4 servings PREP TIME 45 Min READY IN 45 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 lemon, thinly sliced * 1 bay leaf * 1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns * 3/4 teaspoon dried thyme, divided * 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 3/4 teaspoon paprika * 1/3 cup light mayonnaise * 1/4 cup sour cream * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper * 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1 1/2 cups fresh corn, cooked and cut from the cob * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro * 3/4 cup diced orange bell pepper * 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced DIRECTIONS 1. Fill a large skillet with 1 inch (2.5 cm) of water. Add lemon slices, bay leaf, peppercorns and 2/3 of the thyme, and bring to boiling over high heat. Add chicken, reduce heat to low and simmer for 15-18 minutes, turning chicken once, until juices run clear and chicken is no longer pink. Remove chicken from liquid and set asid
South Park 1009, Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce
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Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the JFK airport. The first lady was an arrogant NYC woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the NYC woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamon d bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm sc
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Souter Lighthouse
This is about 500 metres from the Marsden Grotto in my last blog History: Souter Lighthouse overlooks the cliffs of Marsden Bay, high above the rocks and notorious currents of the Whitburn Steel that have wrecked dozens of ships and claimed the lives of many mariners. Originally the intention was to build the lighthouse on Souter Point which is mid way between the rivers of Tyne and Wear, but it was then decided it would be more visible from Lizard Point, a mile further north. It retained the name, Souter lighthouse, as there was already in existence a Lizard Point lighthouse in Cornwall. Souter lighthouse was built in 1871 but much of what you see in the building today dates from the 1950's when the main engines where installed. Although the lighthouse is now under the ownership of The National Trust it is still in working order was once home to Grace Darling's niece Isabelle in 1881. Phenomena: Ghost tales surrounding the lighthouse are many and include a Poltergeist infestati
Southwest Potato Frittata Recipe
Corn, chiles, pimientos, and cilantro give a Southwestern flair to easy frittata. This dish is rich and hearty enough for a main meal. INGREDIENTS: * 2/3 pound (2 medium) potatoes cut into 1/4-inch slices * 1 can (8-3/4 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained * 1 can (4 ounces) diced mild green chiles * 1 can (2-1/4 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained * 1 jar (2 ounces) sliced pimientos, drained * 3 green onions, sliced * 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley * 8 eggs or 2 cups egg substitute * 2 teaspoons water * Pepper, to taste * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Preheat broiler. Place potatoes in shallow 1-1/2 to 2-quart microwave-safe dish. Cover with plastic wrap, venting one corner. Microwave on High 5 minutes. Coat 10-inch nonstick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Add potatoes and cook over medium heat, turning occasionally, until golden, about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, mix corn, gree
Southen Joke
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John. A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone- It seems one night after getting with the wife She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife PENIS, That Is. Clean Cut. Missed His Nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend CURVE, That is Tossed the Nub. In the Shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. FOUND, That Is By a Fence. Evidence. Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong." A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed WHIZ
Southen Talk
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, yo
Southen Talk 02
exclamations well knock me down and steal muh teeth well butter my butt and call me biscuit ahm fixin ta do that threats ill slap you so hard when you wake up your clothes with be outta style this ll jar your preserves dont you makein me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya compliments cute as a sack full of puppies if things get any better i may have to hire someone to help enjoy it gooder than grits the weather its so dry the trees are bribing the dogs it been hotter'n a goats butt in a pepper patch wintery roads are said to be slicker than otter snot descriptions a bothersome person is like a booger that you cant thump off when somthing is bad then you say that ain't no count if something is hard to do it's like trying to
Southwestern Beef Pizza
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 26 min Makes: 6 servings 1 lb. ground beef 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/3 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 1 pkg. (16 oz.) Italian pizza crust 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese, divided 1 medium tomato, chopped 1/4 cup green onion slices 1/4 cup sliced pitted ripe olives PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Cook meat and garlic in large skillet on medium heat 8 to 10 minutes or until meat is browned; drain. Add steak sauce; cook until heated through, stirring occasionally. PLACE crust on large ungreased baking sheet; top evenly with meat mixture. Sprinkle with 3/4 cup of the cheese. BAKE 14 to 16 minutes or until cheese is melted. Sprinkle with tomato, onions, olives and remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Cut into 6 wedges to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up Looking for a new family favorite? Try this easy-to-make pizza tonight! One serving provides a lot of zesty flavor. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using A.1. Thick & Hea
Southwestern Skillet Bake
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:6 servings 1 pound lean (at least 80%) ground beef 1 jar (16 ounces) Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 1 can (11 ounces) Green Giant® whole kernel corn, drained 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese (6 ounces) 1 cup Original Bisquick® mix 3 eggs 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. Cook beef in 10-inch ovenproof skillet over medium-high heat 5 to 8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir in salsa and corn; heat over medium-high heat until hot. 2. Reserve 2 tablespoons of the cheese. Stir Bisquick mix, eggs and remaining cheese in medium bowl until blended. Spoon batter around edge of beef mixture, leaving center uncovered. Sprinkle with reserved cheese. 3. Bake uncovered about 20 minutes or until golden brown and toothpick inserted in topping comes out clean. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 455 (Calories from Fat 235 ); Total Fat 26 g (Saturated Fat 12 g); Cholesterol 180 mg; Sodium 860 mg; Total Carbohydrate 2
South Louisiana Shrimp Rémoulade
South Louisiana Shrimp Rémoulade PREP TIME: 30 Minutes SERVES: 6 COMMENT: Rémoulade sauce may be found in any restaurant in South Louisiana, and in many versions. The rémoulades of New Orleans are normally Creole mustard-based and highly seasoned. This, however, is the River Road version. INGREDIENTS FOR BOILING: · 3 dozen (21-25 count) shrimp, peeled and deveined · 2 quarts cold water · 1 diced onion · ½ cup diced celery · 2 tbsps cracked black pepper · 3 bay leaves · ¼ cup lemonjuice · 1 sliced lemon · 4 tbsps salt METHOD: In a 4-quart stock pot over medium-high heat, add water and all seasoning ingredients. Bring to a rolling boil, reduce to simmer and allow to cook 15 minutes for flavors to develop. Bring mixture back to a rolling boil, add shrimp and stir approximately 3-5 minutes. At this point, shrimp should be pink and curled. Test for doneness, being careful not to over-cook. Once water returns to a boil, shrimp should be perfectly done. Pour off b
Southerner
Southerner Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you donl "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is,... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddinl Only Southerners g
Southwestern Ranch Chicken Salad With Crispy Tortilla Strips
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 4 servings, 2 cups each 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing 1/8 tsp. ground cumin 1 whole wheat tortilla (6 inch), cut in half, then into 1/4-inch-wide strips 1 bag (10 oz.) mixed salad greens 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Southwestern Seasoned Chicken Breast Strips 1/2 cup chopped tomatoes 1/4 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Four Cheese Mexican Style Cheese MIX dressing and cumin; set aside. PLACE tortilla strips on microwaveable plate sprayed with cooking spray. Microwave on HIGH 1 min.; set aside. TOSS greens with chicken and tomatoes in large salad bowl. Add cheese and dressing mixture; mix lightly. Top with the tortilla strips. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Variation To serve in tortilla shell, spray outside of small microwaveable bowl with cooking spray; place upside-down on paper towel. Top with 1 whole wheat tortilla. Microwave on HIGH 2 min. Cool. Remove tortilla from bowl; t
South Park
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South Carolina Folks
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Southern's
Southernness Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... As in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" Is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add
South Jersey. :]
You Know You're From South Jersey When... You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan. You've actually found the Echelon Mall. Your uncle is in the mafia. You or your friends have Lyme Disease. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence
Southern Sign...lol
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Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?
Southern Ladies. .
Southern Ladies......... The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday school every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, "What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh my goodnes
Southern Folk
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps
South Side Irish Lyrics
ok kids, i was sitting here thinking about how many of you around the world have never heard the song south side irish because its a chicago thing, so i figured i would share!!! CANT WAIT for the soutside parade on March 11, 2007. Written in 1984 by singer Terry McEldowney and guitar players Tom Black and Tom Walsh, the song alternately boasts about the South Side and bashes the North, as in this verse and chorus: "We sing the songs our fathers sang when they were growing up, rebel songs of Erin's Isle in the South Side Irish pubs, and when it comes to baseball -- we have two favorite clubs, the go-go White Sox . . . and whoever plays the Cubs. "We're the South Side Irish as our fathers were before, we come from the Windy City and we're Irish to the core, from Bridgeport to Beverly from Midway to South Shore, we're the South Side Irish -- let's sing it out once more."
Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first chil
Southern Womans Guide To Mr. Wrong
Here Are Some Sure Signs That Your Man Is Headed Down The Wrong Tracks! 1. He Calls His Mamma More Than He Calls You 2. He's Asked Your Sister, Cousin, Friend Or Recently Divorced Aunt
The Southern Truth Behind Them..
Yankees- We Know Em' When We See Em' And So Do You! White Trash- Its The Way You Act...Not Your Socioeconomic Standing. Rednecks- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service But Plenty Of Bawdy Kick Ass Humor! Sports Teams- It Doesn't Matter If You Haven't Played In A Decade..We Are Still Mad At The Game From 1962!! Fans Of Sports Teams- They Bring It On Themselves Cheerleaders- Nuthin' But Beauty Queen Wannabes.. (I Was One But.. I'm Just Sayin!!) Garden Club Ladies- So Prim But Ohhhhh So Dirty! Marriage- You Had Better Laugh Or The Stress Will Have You Pushing Up Daisies With The Garden Club Sooner Than You Think! Country Club Ladies- Life Is Nothing But Tennis, Bridge,Dining And WHINING!!!!! Politicians- Anyone Fool Enough To Run For Office Deserves What They Get!
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Southern Girls
Southern Girls Current mood: full "Factors such as habitual pearl-wearing, time spent at the beach, proficiency in the Carolina Shag, and a diet of fried foods, green beans, and oysters have all played an instrumental role in ranking South Carolina 1st by a National Hottie Report. The Palmetto State, is renowned as being a perfect, exclusively southern area filled with smiling faces, beautiful places, and the sweetest and most charming girls in the country." -The New York Times
Southwest Airlines
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.
South Park Character
You scored as Cartman. You're Cartman; the fat asshole. You're awesome and have some mad nightstick skills. You've been known to be a cop, part of the KKK, Hitler, and even the Toothfairy. You can get just about anything you want, just because your Mom's a dirty whore whose even been on the cover of "Crack Whore Magazine!" You're totally kickass-sweet and you love you some pie!Cartman56%Kenny44%Stan38%Kyle25%Chef25%Which South park character are you???created with QuizFarm.com
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Southernness
Southernness Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. _____ Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." _____ Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." _____ Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... As in: "Going to town, be back directly." _____ Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" Is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. _____ All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. _____ Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. If the neighbor's trouble is
Southern Women Show A Lot Of Class.
As we all know, Southern women show a lot of class. Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your hu
The Southern Dinner Prayer
i recently had the pleasure of eating dinner with a true southern family when they bowed there heads to say grace it sounded a lil like this Lord we would like to thank you for last weeks victory in daytona and may you bring another victory tomorrow at the brickyard may you also guide general motors hands as they fine tune the car for the race we would also like to thank our sponsors for putting forward the money the fund this fine bounty in earnhearts name we pray amen. and since milk does not sponsor nascar billy and his 7 children all drank beer with dinner billy had budweiser since they sponsor jr and the kids all had busch n/a since they sponsor the minor leagues the south will never rise agian thank your nascar for corrupting the south
Southren Girls.....
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The South..... Gotta Love It
(per email sent to me) Tennessee: The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those UT women. ********************************************************************* Alabama: A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried th
The South
Most people dont understand what it means to be southern! Come on down, we will show U!
The Southern Survey :)
Southern Survey: 1. Have you ever gone muddin'? HELL YEAH! I ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO GO AT THE WORST TIMES IT SEEMS LOL 2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road? UMM YEAH, MY WHOLE LIFE EXCEPT FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS OUR'S HAS BEEN BLACKTOPPED 3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Hell Yeah, a pool is luxery around here...lol! 4. Ever been to a bonfire party? ONE OR TWO 5. Have you ever driven a tractor? YUP 6. Have you ever been on a horse? YUP 7. Ford or Chevy? Ford 8. Kissed someone in a pick up? YUP 9. Whats your favorite country song? HELLO DARLIN-CONWAY 10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? UMM NO, I LIVE IN KY, BUT NOT THAT STUPID! LMAO 11. Worked / Lived on a farm? YUP 12. Been to a rodeo? NO 13. Do you own cowboy boots? NO 14. Do you have a cowboy hat? NOPE 15. Have you ever said git r done? GET R DONE~ hehehe 16. Country skyline or a city skyline? defenitly country all the way!! 17. Can you
The South
> The North has coffee houses, > The South has Waffle Houses > > The North has dating services, > The South has family reunions. > > The North has switchblade knives, > The South has Lee Press-on Nails. > > The North has double last names, > The South has double first names. > > The North has Indy car races, > The South has stock car races. > > The North has Cream of Wheat, > The South has grits. > > The North has green salads, > The South has collard greens. > > The North has lobsters, > The South has crawfish. > > The North has the rust belt, > The South has the Bible Belt. > > FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . . > > In the South: > > If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in >a > four-wheel drive > pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't >try to >
Southerness!!!
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large bana
South Park Character
You scored as Butters. You're Butters! Hoodalalee! Cute and innocent, you almost always have a good time. You find pleasure in the small things, and that's good, considering you live in a piss and white-bread redneck mountain town. However, you're young-ness often puts you under everyone else's control and you have a hard time standing up for yourself. Oh, hamburgers.Jimmy100%Tweak100%Stan Marsh100%Butters100%Kyle Broflovski100%Kenny McCormick100%Timmy75%Eric Cartman67%Shelly33%What South Park Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com
Southerners
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hisse fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, .... As in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin! Only Southerne
Southwestern Beef Stew
2 1/2-3 lbs chuck roast or arm roast, cubed (trim fat as necessary) 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon paprika 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon garlic powder 2 teaspoons salt 4 tablespoons Butter Flavor Crisco 2 onions, diced large 1 (28 ounce) can stewed tomatoes, with juice 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 large bay leaf 1 (10 3/4 ounce) can beef broth 1/2 teaspoon dried red pepper flakes 4 carrots, peeled and sliced thick 4-5 medium red potatoes, unpeeled, cut lg. bite-sized 1 (11 ounce) can corn, drained In large ziplock baggie or large mixing bowl, combine flour, paprika, chili powder, garlic powder and salt. Add meat and shake/toss til all is coated. In large heavy-bottomed pot that has a lid, brown meat over med-high heat in the 4 Tbl. crisco. Add next 6 ingredients, cover and simmer for about 45 minutes, stirring only occaisionally. Add carrots and potatoes, recover and simmer another 20-30 minutes or til tender. Add corn, h
Southern Belle Contest
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Southernness
I found this on a friends Yahoo360 page and thought it was cute. Have Lived in the South a few Times and would live there again given the chance!!!! Southernness Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got troub
The South's Gonna Rise Again...
ALABAMA.. A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked. "Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry!" LOUISIANA A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. MISSISSIPPI The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jon, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jon replied, "Did you see who it was? "The
Southern Belle And Male Contest
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Southern Belle And Male Contest
I am wayyyyyyy behind and need votes...Please all my Cherry friends, go to my link and comment bomb and rate me. I need you!!!! Please repost in bulletins or blogs to get my name out. Thank you all! Ooops! Here's the link:
Southern Grandma
SOUTHERN GRANDMA Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
South Florida Get Ready
Aight Ya'll looks I'll be heading back down south This Thursday You know I gotta hit Miami Beach while Spring break continues,,, Gotta lot to get in order....I'll keep Ya'll Posted. One Love Image
Southern Preacher
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky and a Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
Southern Syle Marriage Counceling
Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
Southern Security
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH! 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, Patty and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. We'll be right back.
South Park Charachter Quiz
You scored as Stan Marsh. You're Stan Marsh! Probably the sanest of the group, you're the mastermind behind the good plans and can easily resolve problems. To you love is amazing, and you're probably already in it. You can be a smart ass and don't have a problem saying what's on your mind. And you're probably an activist. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.Stan Marsh83%Tweak75%Jimmy67%Butters67%Kenny McCormick67%Kyle Broflovski58%Eric Cartman58%Timmy50%Shelly33%What South Park Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com
Southernness
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit , and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. _____ Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." _____ Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." _____ Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." _____ Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. _____ All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. _____ Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they als
Southern Birth Signs
SOUTHERN BIRTH SIGNS: What's Your "Southern" Sign? Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols: OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in thei
So U Think U Know Me Huh So Prove It!!!
prove it. (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Am i in love...if so with who: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5 Points) What
South Park
Does South Park help people think critically? I say it does, and they are not afraid to question anything. A lot of people argue that it either has no plot or is offensive. However the the show on what happens in the world and it offends everyone, which in a sense makes it unoffensive.
Southern Survey
1.What part of the South are you from? Umm, Southern-ish Washington state originally. 2. When is the last time you were there? A few years ago. 3. Have you ever dated one of your cousins? Hell no. 4. Have you ever visited neighbors barefoot? Yup 5. Do you know anyone in the Ku Klux Klan? not personally 6. Would you leave the South? I live in New England.. 7. Did you grow up in a trailer? no, but we did live in a very nice double wide for a few years! 8. Did you graduate High School? If by graduate you mean drop out 2 months before 10th grade and then get my GED close to 10 years later, yes! 9. Do you believe in God? Nope 10. How old were you when you went fishing for the first time? Yooooung.. Maybe 3? My papa used to take me fishing all the time. 11. Have you ever been hunting? Only for small things with a bb gun. 12. How often do you drink sweet tea? Daily, it's the house wine. 13. Do you own a confederate flag? Only a pic of one on
Southern Grandma
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a n
Southerness
Southernness Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach*** The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals*** Strapless sun dresses*** Iced sweet tea with mint*** Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind****** Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Footba
The South's Gonna Rise Again!
Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked? "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Louisiana A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of
Southerners
True Southerners are great story tellers. It's bred into their bloodline. Any mundane event can be turned into a great story with the proper amount of animation and expression, and never forget to embellish whenever it is called for. True Southerners are loyal to a fault. They will fight to defend the honor of someone even if they know that person is wrong, if it's a sibling or a friend. True Southerners have music in their blood. It doesn't matter if it is Rock, Blues, Country, or even Gospel, they can feel it in their soul. Even though he'd much rather not, every Southern Man can dance at least somewhat. "I don't care for fancy music if your feet can't shuffle around." True Southerners are not racist, but all the same recognizes that race issues are not as cut and dried as the left wing liberals want to pretend. True Southerners know that the increase in quality of life that comes from enjoying good food, outweighs the increase in quantity of life that you might get from
Southern Church......
Southern Church...... The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets." The congregation roared, and
Southern Hotties Crew Lounge!---hot Chicks, And Good Drinks!
We're rocking and rolling! We just need to add some members to the Southern Hotties Crew Lounge, build us a DJ booth, get some hostesses, bouncers, bartenders and some promo and we're rolling! If you wanna check it out, it's at: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8012 Please help us by reposting this, too! Muahz Tiff and the Texas Flames Owner Southern Hotties Crew Lounge
Southern Hotties Lounge
Please come join me and some friends in a new lounge... Southern Hotties Crew http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8012 the lounge was created by a good friend of mine, Tiff. TX Flame-Owner Southern Hotties Crew (VOTE Now-BIKINI Contest In My Pics) I'm Tiff!@ CherryTAP you will get to meet some good hearted Country fella's and you will meet some Stunning, Sexy, and Amazing Country Gals... nothing better in my eyes than a country gal. So what do ya say...Wanna Join the lounge...what are you waiting for.. Thank you Nate
Southern Hospitality
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of
Southerness! Lesson For The Ladies On Ct!
Wanna be a Southern Woman? here’s how. SOUTHERNNESS SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know
The South Talking Tough
The South Talking Tough If you are going to live or visit in the South, you need to know these rules. 1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. The red dirt -- it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color don't wash your car for a couple weeks -- it'll be permanent.4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for -- bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time. 8. No, the
Southern Women Appreciate Their Natural Assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody 's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Egg
South Carolina Fallen Firefighters
A fund has been set up to help the families of the nine fallen firefighters. Donations can be sent to: City of Charleston Fireman’s Fund P.O. Box 304 Charleston, SC 29402
Southern Gurls
what is it about southern gurls you like.
" Southern Ladies "
Southern Ladies.... are strong, gentle, beautiful, romantic, loving, able to throw a hissy fit, are able to throw objects at males with great accuracy, volunteer, are charming and bred in the South
Southern Women
Southern Women Southern Women: Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals or flip flops. Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football South
Southern Folks Have The Answers!
Tennessee > > The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so > he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. > > He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the > University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you > $20,000, > minus 14%, how much would you take off?" > > The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my > earrings." > > > Alabama > > A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos > for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering > under > the weight of an eight-point buck. > > "Where's Henry?" the others asked." > > "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the > trail," the successful hunter replied. > > "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they > inquired. > > A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to > steal Henry!" > > > Louisiana
Southern Hospitality
Well this is for the people that really dont know me. I wish to clear something up if you dont mind.The way i talk or type rather is me. I am a southern man and we speak like that for example i may say love,or sweetheart or something to that effect. And i do not wish to offened anyone so if its a problem then let me know if not then well like i said its a southern thing and i represent the south but i do respect others wishes so if it bothers you just let me know ok later!
Southwest Chicken Burgers
Ingredients * 1 egg * 1/4 cup crushed nacho-flavor or plain tortilla chips * 3 Tbsp. finely chopped green sweet pepper * 3/4 tsp. chili powder * 1/4 tsp. salt * 1/4 tsp. ground black pepper * 1 lb. uncooked ground chicken * 4 oz. Monterey Jack cheese with jalapeno peppers, shredded * 4 Cheesy Corn Bread Slices (below) * 1 medium avocado, seeded, peeled, and sliced * Purchased or homemade salsa Directions 1. In a large bowl beat egg with a whisk; stir in crushed tortilla chips, sweet pepper, chili powder, salt, and black pepper. Add chicken; mix well. Shape the chicken mixture into four 3/4-inch-thick patties. 2. Place patties on the grill rack directly over medium heat; grill for 14 to 18 minutes or until no longer pink (165 degrees F), turning once halfway through grilling. Add Cheesy Corn Bread Slices for the last 2 minutes of grilling; turn slices once. 3. Top patties with cheese. Grill for 1 to 2 minut
South Park Character
You scored as Kenny, Kenny, the kid from a poor family, always wears a heavily padded hooded parka, and therefore everything he says is muffled. It's a good thing too, because most of what he says is filthy. For some bizarre rason, Kenny is always being killed, at least once, in every episode of the show. Kenny69% Kyle.44% Cartman31% Stan25% Which Southpark Character Are You? (With pictures.)created with QuizFarm.com
Southern Grandma
> > > Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a > question if they aren't > > prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern > small-town prosecuting > > attorney called his first witness, a > grandmotherly, elderly woman to the > > stand. > > > > > > He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you > know me?" > > > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. > Williams I've known you since > > you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a > big disappointment to me. > > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate > people and talk about them > > behind their backs. You think you're a big shot > when you haven't the brains > > to realize you never will amount to > > > anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, > I know you." > > > > > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to > do, he pointed across the > > room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the > defense attorney?" She again > > replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
South Carolina
MY mother is driving from South Carolina to here on monday. She's bringing a trailor and a huge truck so we can get all our stuff there!! We'll be leaving by wednesday at the latest!!!!! We sooooo can't wait!!!!!!! The only thing that sucks is we're trying to have a yard sale and it's not working out like we had planned!!!!! But that's life!! Just thought I'd share with everyone we're leavin this hell hole of a town and this suck ass state of Indiana!!!! One of my dreams is finally coming true!!!!!!!!!!
South American Marinated Cedar-planked Stea
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 4 hr 46 min Makes: 6 servings 1 untreated cedar plank (14x7x1 inch) 1/2 cup KRAFT Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing 1/2 cup finely chopped onions 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro 2 cloves garlic, minced Dash crushed red pepper 1 beef flank steak (1-1/2 lb.) 1 Tbsp. oil IMMERSE plank in water, placing a weight on top of plank to keep it submerged. Soak at least 4 hours or overnight. Meanwhile, mix dressing, onions, parsley, cilantro, garlic and red pepper. Remove 1/2 cup of the dressing mixture; set aside for later use. Pour remaining dressing mixture into large resealable plastic bag; add steak. Seal bag; turn over several times to evenly coat steak with the dressing mixture. Refrigerate at least 2 hours to marinate. PREHEAT grill to high heat. Remove steak from marinade; discard bag and marinade. Grill steak 3 min. on each side; remove from grill. Remove plank from water; brush top with oil. Top with steak. Place
Southern Chicken Delight
ngredients: * 1 whole chicken (about 3 lbs.) * 2 Tbsp. margarine * 1 medium onion chopped * 1 green pepper chopped * 1 14 1/2 oz. can diced tomatoes * 2 8 oz. cans of tomato sauce * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 Tbsp. chili powder * 1 Tbsp. soy sauce * 1 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 to 1/2 tsp. garlic powder White rice Method Cook one whole chicken. Remove skin and bones; cut up chicken. In a saucepan, melt margarine; add and saute 1 medium chopped onion and 1 chopped green pepper until onion is clear-looking. Add tomatoes, tomato sauce, brown sugar, chili powder, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, and chicken. Stir; cover and let simmer on low heat for 15 to 20 minutes. Serve over your favorite rice, made to the package specifications. Notes: Number of servings: 6 - 8 Servings
Southern Boys
I love the way you still open doors for us. I love the way you call us ma'am. I love the way you strike up a conversation at the most unusual places. I love the way you smile and tip your hat (whether it be a cowboy hat or a baseball cap). I love the way you do the hand salute when I pass you going the opposite way in my truck. I love the way you open car doors for us, but resist in pulling out our chairs at restaurants. I love the way you guys let your hand hover around the small of our backs when we are walking with you. I love the way you tease us politely with that gleam in your eye. I love how even though we live in the city...you still have that Southern boy way about you.
Southern Women And Other Truths!
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their coun
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South Carolina Farm Wife
>>>> A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her >>>> telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few >>>> occasions when it did ring her dog always moaned right before the phone >>>> rang. >>>> >>>> The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this >>>> psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his >>>> test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring >>>> right away, but then the dog moaned and the >>>> telephone began to ring. >>>> >>>> Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: >>>> >>>> 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel >>>> chain and collar. >>>> 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. >>>> 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number >>>> was called. >>>> 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then >>>> urinate. >>>> 5.
Southern Survivor
SOUTHERN SURVIVOR Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,entitled: "SURVIVOR-- SOUTHERN STYLE" The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to mississippi and Louisiana finally ending up back in Alabama. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees; Bush for another 4years in 2008,and Deer Hunting is Murder! The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.
Southwest Pork Packets
If you can't find packaged Mexican seasoning, combine 1 Tbsp. chili powder, 1 tsp. cumin, 1/4 tsp. garlic powder, 1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 tsp. salt and 1/4 tsp. white pepper. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups uncooked instant brown rice * 14 oz. can ready to serve chicken broth * 2 Tbsp. Mexican seasoning, divided * 15 oz. can corn, drained * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 cup chopped red onion * 4 boneless pork chops, 1" thick * 1 red bell pepper, cut into rings * Salsa * Sour cream * Shredded Pepper Jack cheese * Crushed blue corn tortillas PREPARATION: Heat grill. Spray one side of four 18x12" sheets of heavy duty aluminum foil with cooking spray. Mix instant rice, broth and 1 Tbsp. Mexican seasoning in large bowl and let stand 5-10 minutes until broth is absorbed.Stir in drained corn, green bell pepper, and onions. Sprinkle each pork chop with 1/2 tsp. Mexican seasoning and place on s
Southern :)
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grit
Southern Women
Body: Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy
Southern Woman Style
FOUND THIS IN MY BULLETINS AND HAD TO SAVE IT....I LOVE IT Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Sout
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Southern Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was! hard t o tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. "Cooter"
South Carolina Moonshine Trial
A South Carolina hill country, self-employed farmer, was on trial for making moonshine whiskey. A young neighbor of his was being grilled by the prosecutor. "Did you ever get any whiskey from him?" asked the prosecutor. "Did you ever get any from his wife?" he asked. "No, sir," said the neighbor. "Did you ever get any from his daughter?" asked the prosecutor. The young neighbor thought a minute and said, "Well. ahem ... ah ... um..er ... Your Honor, are we still talking about whiskey?"
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Southern Pork Chops
NGREDIENTS: * 8 pork chops * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil or shortening * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon sage * 4 apples, cored and sliced, (tart) * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup hot water * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/2 cup raisins PREPARATION: Brown pork chops in hot oil; sprinkle with salt and sage. Place in baking dish and top with apple rings. Sprinkle with brown sugar. Add flour to fat in skillet and blend well. Add water and vinegar.Cook until thick. Add raisins and pour over chops. Bake, uncovered, in a 350 degree oven for 1 hour. Serves 8.
Souther Security
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch. "Cooter"
Southern Gentleman
My friend needs a little nudge in the right direction to get him leveled. if you could spare some time i'm sure he would appriciate it! Thanks. Southern Gentleman ~~ Gotti Family Member~~ You Live An You Learn ...@ fubar brought to you by... ~*J€nn *~ Co-Leader HTA Levelers Crew@ fubar
Southern Fried Chicken With Gravy
An old-fashioned Southern fried chicken recipe with cream gravy. Scroll down to see more fried chicken recipes. INGREDIENTS: * oil or shortening * 1 chicken, about 2 to 2 1/2 pounds, cut up * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * . * Cream Gravy * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 tablespoons flour * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 cup milk * 1 cup water PREPARATION: Have a deep heavy skillet or Dutch oven with oil or hot fat about two inches deep. Combine flour, salt and pepper; sift into a pie plate or wide bowl. Roll each piece of chicken in flour and place in the hot fat (about 370° F). Put the largest pieces in firs, in the hottest part of the skillet. When all pieces are in the skillet and heat is regulated, cover and cook for 5 minutes. Remove top and turn chicken pieces when the underside is well browned. Replace top for another 5 minutes, remove and cook in open pan until the bottom side is browned. Ab
Southwest Airlines Becomes Fashion Police
ONLY IN SAN DIEGO Southwest fashion police set no-fly zone September 5, 2007 CRISSY PASCUAL / Union-Tribune A Southwest employee asked Kyla Ebbert, wearing this outfit, to change or leave the plane. As the mercury climbed over 100 on Labor Day, I called Southwest Airlines with a not entirely hypothetical question: Could a young woman board a flight to Tucson today wearing a bikini top? Angelique, the agent who took my call, assured me that a young woman could. “We don't have a problem with it if she's covered up in all the right spots,” she said. “We don't have a dress code.” Tell that to Kyla Ebbert, who was escorted off a Southwest Airlines flight two months ago for wearing an outfit far less revealing than a bikini top. Ebbert, a Mesa College student and Hooters waitress, was allowed to stay on the plane, but only after she put up a fight and, she says, was lectured on how to dress properly. I don't know about you, but
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Southwest Chicken Quesadillas
For a delicious and quick meal try this recipe for Southwest style chicken quesadillas. Ingredients CRISCO® No-Stick Cooking Spray 1 C. cooked chicken, finely shredded 1/2 C. tomato salsa, plus additional for serving 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper 2 Tbs. mayonnaise 2 tsp. chili powder 8 (8 inch) flour tortillas 1 1/2 C. Jalapeno Jack or Monterey Jack cheese, shredded 8 sprigs fresh cilantro, minced Sour cream Directions Heat oven to 450 degrees. Line 2 baking sheets with heavy-duty aluminum foil. Spray with CRISCO® No-Stick Cooking Spray. In a medium mixing bowl, combine chicken, salsa, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, chili powder and minced cilantro. Arrange 4 tortillas on baking sheet. Top with chicken mixture. Top with remaining 4 tortillas; press closed gently. Bake 5 minutes. Remove baking sheets from oven. Carefully turn quesadillas with spatula. Return to oven; bake 5 minutes more, or until browned. Let stand 2 minutes. Cut each in quarters. Serve
The Southern Soldier
I'll place my knapsack on my back, My rifle on my shoulder, I'll march away to the firing line, And kill that Yankee soldier, And kill that Yankee soldier, I'll march away to the firing line, And kill that Yankee soldier. I'll bid farewell to my wife and child Farewell to my aged mother, And go and join in the bloody strife, Till this cruel war is over, Till this cruel war is over, I'll go and join in the bloody strife, Till this cruel war is over. If I am shot on the battlefield, And I should not recover, Oh, who will protect my wife and child, And care for my aged mother? And care for my aged mother, Oh, who will protect my wife and child, And care for my aged mother? And if our Southern cause is lost, And Southern rights denied us, We'll be ground beneath the tyrant's heel, For our demands of justice, For our demands of justice, We'll be ground beneath the tyrant's heel, For our demands of justice. Before the South shall bow her head, Before the
South Africa Beat Tonga 30-25
South Africa (7) 30 Tries: Pienaar (2), Smith, Skinstad Cons: Pretorius, Montgomery Pens: Steyn, Montgomery Tonga (3) 25 Tries: Pulu, Hufanga, Vaki Pens: Hola (2) Cons: Hola (2) South Africa were made to bring on the cavalry to muscle past a fired-up Tonga in the World Cup Pool A game in Lens. The group leaders had made 11 changes for the match but trailed 7-10 in the second half before calling up five first-choicers to mount a renaissance. The Springboks surged 27-10 clear but brave Tonga fought back with two quick tries to set up a thrilling finish. South Africa clung to their lead in a desperate last 10 minutes but the bonus-point win sealed the group. The Springboks, who have yet to face the USA in their final pool match, will probably face Wales in Marseille on 7 October in their quarter-final. Tonga's last game is against England in Paris on 28 September in what will be a winner-takes-all clash for the second qualification place from Pool A if En
Southwest Dip
*Appetizer* 1 lb. ground beef, browned, crumbled fine, and drain 2 15-oz. cans refried beans 2 10-oz. cans diced tomatoes and chilies 1 pkg taco seasoning 1 lb. Velveeta cheese, cubed Tortilla chips 1. Combined ground beef, beans, tomatoes, and taco seasoning in slow cooker. 2. Cover. Cook on Low 3-4 hours... (get some loven, wink, wink) or on High 1 1/2 hours. 3. Add cheese. Heat until cheese is melted 4. Serve with the chips.
South La. Truths
Subject: You Know that you are from Louisiana if.... ~Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. ~You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. ~Your ancestors are buried above the ground. ~You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. ~You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco. ~Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. ~You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means. ~You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. ~You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. ~Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. ~Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. ~No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. (This one is soooo true!) ~You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a dis
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The South Is Still Being Shitted On... Literally!
N.Y. human waste raises stink in Alabama Wed Oct 3, 4:54 PM ET GOODSPRINGS, Ala. - Human waste from New York is creating a stink in rural north Alabama. A Texas company has opened a plant that treats sewer sludge from New York and turns it into fertilizer that is spread on Alabama farmland. It's a great deal for farmers, who get the fertilizer for free, but some in northwest Limestone County say they can't stomach the stench. "When the wind is right, we can't even breathe," said Lori Muse of Goodsprings. "People out here are really upset about it. It smells 10 times worst than a pig barn." Bill Daws, a county commissioner, called the odor "the worst smell that I've ever smelled." "But we've checked everything out and it all appears to be legit," he told The News Courier of Athens, which first reported the flap. Synagro Technologies Inc. of Houston, Texas, has a contract to dispose of human wastes from New York. The company treats sludge from wastewater plants in New Y
Southern Grandma
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, ! bigoted , and he has a drinking problem. He can't buil
South Africa Beat Usa 64-15
South Africa (24) 64 Tries: Burger, Steyn, Habana 2, van der Linde, Du Preez, Fourie 2, Smith Cons: Montgomery 6, James 2 Pens: Mongtomery USA (10) 15 Tries: Ngwenya, Wyles Cons: Hercus Pens: Hercus Group A winners South Africa made it four wins out of four as they cruised past the USA in Montpellier. Schalk Burger, Francois Steyn and Bryan Habana crossed for the Boks before Takudzwa Ngwenya scored a brilliant try for the US to make it 24-10. South Africa ran in six more tries after the interval while Chris Wyles crossed for the Eagles. The Boks suffered a major scare when Habana went off with blood pouring from his face after a clash of heads. Coach Jake White is confident the 24-year-old wing will be fit for next weekend's quarter-final against Fiji in Marseilles. But tight-head prop BJ Botha was forced off with a knee problem which looks like keeping him out of the game amd could end his tournament. "Bryan's fine - he's got some stitches in his
South Park Charecter
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Southern California Wildfires
By Hector Becerra, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer 1:39 PM PDT, October 21, 2007 The fires burning across Southern California today are being fueled by unusual hurricane-force Santa Ana winds that topped 100 mph, and forecasters say the winds and heat will worsen in the coming days. At Whitaker Peak, elevation 4,100 feet, gusts were clocked at 108 mph. The measurement on the isolated, tumultuous peak spoke to the strength of the winds hammering Southern California. "The strongest winds have not occurred yet. They're going to peak [on Monday]," said Ken Clark, a Rancho Cucamonga-based expert senior meteorologist for Accuweather.com. "This is not just any strong event. This is one of the strongest events you get during any Santa Ana season." In the Newhall Pass and in Port Hueneme, winds gusted up to 78 mph Sunday, qualifying as hurricane force gusts. Generally, gusts were measured between 30 mph to 60 mph, including in Malibu and the major wildfire areas. Early last w
Southern Gentleman
Shhhhh I'm pimpin him out! He has about 500K to get to HENCHMAN, let's help him. He is the type of person that would help us out if we asked, so let's go and help him out!! Here's his link....spank him and spank him hard...he won't mind : Southern Gentleman ~~ Gotti Family Member~~ Truly Take The Time To See The Inside Of A Person@ fubar This pimp out brought to you by JeNn % Demon Crew %@ fubar
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Southern Zodiac Signs
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below... OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior o
Southern Women
Southern Women Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin, A winning smile & That unforgettable Southern drawl Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am."; "Yes, sir." & "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity & Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach, The beach & The beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans, Colorful hi-heel sandals & Strapless sun dresses Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey, Darlin', Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes, Driving Miss Daisy, Steel Magnolias, Sweet Home Alabama, & of course, Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist, Methodist & Footbal
Southern Fried Chicken With Gravy
An old-fashioned Southern fried chicken recipe with cream gravy. Scroll down to see more fried chicken recipes. INGREDIENTS: * oil or shortening * 1 chicken, about 2 to 2 1/2 pounds, cut up * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * . * Cream Gravy * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 tablespoons flour * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 cup milk * 1 cup water PREPARATION: Have a deep heavy skillet or Dutch oven with oil or hot fat about two inches deep. Combine flour, salt and pepper; sift into a pie plate or wide bowl. Roll each piece of chicken in flour and place in the hot fat (about 370° F). Put the largest pieces in firs, in the hottest part of the skillet. When all pieces are in the skillet and heat is regulated, cover and cook for 5 minutes. Remove top and turn chicken pieces when the underside is well browned. Replace top for another 5 minutes, remove and cook in open pan until the bottom side is browned. Ab
Southern Peach Cobbler
INGREDIENTS * 8 fresh peaches - peeled, pitted and sliced into thin wedges * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice * 2 teaspoons cornstarch * * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces * 1/4 cup boiling water * * MIX TOGETHER: * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon number of stars READ REVIEWS (320) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. In a large bowl, combine peaches, 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/4 cup bro
Southern Sex Symbols
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The Southern Pride Bar Ii Is Open For Buisnness
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The Southern Belle And Other Things You Need To Know Regarding Living In The South
THE SOUTHERN BELLE ***Proper Southern Belles...*** *What they DO* 1. Do get the man they want! 2. Know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 3. Are extraordinary hostesses. 4. Always look their best! Never a bad hair day or never without the perfect thing to wear. 5. Can walk in heels like they're floating on air. 6. Are always a bit mysterious. 7. Are witty and charming. 8. Throw the best parties. 9. Are the greatest cooks. 10. Have style! proper southern="" belles...=""> *What they do NOT do* 1. Never blow their nose in public. 2. Do not 'pass gas' in public. (Well yes, they really do, but they look at the person next to them in shock and smile coyly) 3. Never wear white shoes or carry white handbags before Easter or after Labor Day. 4. Never chase after a man... they connive a man into chasing 'them'. Then act totally surprised when 'caught'. 5. Do not call men on the telephone. 6. Never eat large amounts in public... they only nibble and say that th
Southwestern Steak And Peppers
1. 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 2. 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander 3. 1/2 teaspoon chili powder 4. 1/4 teaspoon salt, or to taste 5. 3/4 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper, plus more to taste 6. 1 pound boneless top sirloin steak, trimmed of fat 7. 1 clove garlic, halved 8. 3 teaspoons canola oil or extra-virgin olive oil, divided 9. 2 red bell peppers, thinly sliced 10. 1 medium white onion, halved lengthwise and thinly sliced 11. 2 cloves garlic, minced 12. 1 teaspoon brown sugar 13. 1/2 cup brewed coffee or prepared instant coffee 14. 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar 15. 4 cups watercress sprigs Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 222 kcal * Carbohydrates: 11 g * Dietary Fiber: 2 g * Fat: 10 g * Protein: 21 g * Sugars: 6 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Mi
Southwestern Pork And Vegetable Stew
Southwestern Pork and Vegetable Stew Best Life Diet approved recipe! Similar to classic posole, a pork stew originating in Jalisco Mexico. Top it off with cilantro and sliced radishes. From eatbetteramerica. Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:55 min makes:6 servings 1 tablespoon olive or canola oil 1 lb boneless pork shoulder roast, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1/2 lb small red potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch pieces (1 1/2 cups) 1 cup Green Giant® Niblets® frozen whole kernel corn 1/2 medium green bell pepper, coarsely chopped 1/2 medium red bell pepper, coarsely chopped 1 can (14 oz) fat-free chicken broth with 33% less sodium 1 can (14.5 oz) white hominy, drained, rinsed 1 can (4.5 oz) chopped green chiles, undrained 3 teaspoons chili powder 1 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1. In 3-quart saucepan or Dutch oven, heat oil over medium-high heat. Add pork; cook and sti
Southern Women
Southern Women Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Soft skin. An easy smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Don't you DARE...Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y' all come back, soon !" "Well, bless your heart." "Call when you can." "Can I get you a glass of tea?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach Shopping Shopping at the beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Strapless sun dresses Air conditioning Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country bre
Southern Thinkin'
Southern Thinking Georgia : The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." *************************************************************** Alabama : A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
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Southern Grandmas
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Desmond. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit, paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Cristofaro, since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal
Southern-charms Sucks!!!
Well I was sooo excited to get my SC site up and running, but what did i know? They are anal and jealous of a great site. They made me choose between sites and either have them or my DreamNet site. Well that was a no Brainer!!! DreamNet is great and I get to deal with real people. so bye bye SC!!! come see me at www.jezabellehaven.com plus u can catch more of me on freakmommas real soon. ttys!! Kisses!! Jezz
Southern Wife
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
Southerners
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Methodist Baptist Presbyterian Football Southern women know their country b
South Carolina Again
Heading back to South Carolina again 18 Apr-23 May. Hope to have a little fun while I am there :P
The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
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Southern Rappers R Better
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Southern Pride Bar Ii Is Reopened With A Brand New Look
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South Park
This is funny. A mouse running around with a penis on it's back, and the penis sings. Eric Cartman teaches inner city youth the white way; cheating. http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/
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Southern Boy!!!!
A Southern Boy was stopped by a game warden in Ellijay, Georgia recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the Southern Boy. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile . Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The Southern Boy looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' The Southern Boy poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?', says the Southern Boy. Th
Southern "ho"spitality
Ok so my husband goes outside to smoke and opens the door and tells me to come here. So I go outside and over across the parking lot in front of one of the other apartments is this chick and she’s bending down in the the bushes and she’s buck ass naked. Yeah I said it naked. She had a trash bag and she was throwing shit outside cursing and everything was just hanging out. There was these two guys out in the parking lot just watching and laughing at this crazy bitch the same thing we were doing. They said she been out there naked like 5 times today and was bending over asking if they wanted some. She was either on way too much drugs or she ain’t been taking her meds. Only here in CastleHood, I don’t know what’s wrong w/people but crazy comes to mind.
Southern "ho"spitality Part 2
And just when you thought it was over... So we go outside cuz we were leaving to go somewhere and the cops are out there banging on this chicks door. Surprise, surprise someone called the cops! Now mind you the kids are in the car, and she comes back out naked again and the cops try to get her to go in the house and she starts to fight em a lil bit. They get her inside thank God. And D’Andre who is 7 says there was a naked person outside and I saw their butt. I’m thinking thank God that’s all he saw. Well hopefully this ends the chapter of the crazy naked lady running around Castlewood, but stay tuned cuz you never know.
Southern Humor
Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
Southern Summers
If you don't want to read a HOT story stop now. Southern Summers Summer in the south is hell. The humidity hangs heavily in the furnace-like air. “The air’s so thick you can cut it with a knife,” the locals like to say. The insects buzz and flit and swarm. The fragrance of the blooming gardenias wafts on the slight breeze like an ancient aphrodisiac. As he got out of his car, something piqued his libido. Maybe it was the scent of the gardenias or maybe it was a premonition, but his mind raced through multiple fantasies as he tried to walk calmly towards the door. What was it about her that made him act this way? It seemed to take hours to cover the short distance from his car to her back door, as he struggled to breathe in the sticky air. Almost automatically he reached for the doorbell, but just before his finger reached the button, he stopped short. There, just inside the door, seated at the kitchen table, he could see her. And what a sight she was. His mouth
The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
South Carolina
• A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. • All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day. • By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. • Charleston: It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake. • Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. • Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. • Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state. • Fountain Inn: Horses are to wear pants at all times. • Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. • In some church in South Carolina, every man must bring a rifle to church on Sunday to ward off Indian attacks. • In some town in South Carolina, it is perfectly legal for a man to beat his wife. But only if its on the courthouse steps on Sunday. •
South Dakota
• If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. • In hotels in Sioux Falls, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! • In South Dakota no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. • In South Dakota it is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him. • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. • Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. • No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. • Spearfish: If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
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Southern Style Wednesday 06/04/2008
The Cat has gone Rebel! The Blue Cat Club offering the Best in Music & Comedy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Southern Style All Day! Rock, Country, & Comedy!Wednesday ~ June 04, 2008
South Florida Center For Cosmetic Surgery Is A Rip Off
South florida center for cosmetic surgery is a rip off this place has 5545$ of my money I paid for a procedure they didnt preform. they were supposed to refund all but my 250$ deposit its been a nightmare trying to get my money back from them. So i went and got the lasar hair removal cost 2600$ figure if i used some of the money they would refund the rest. WRONG!!!! they now are telling my its a clinic credit ....mean while i cant have surgery so they are just trying to steal what rightfully they have no claim to the papers they made me sign stated if i couldnt have surgery they would refund all but the deposit. this company is a rip off. its been nothing but a nightmare dealing with them from customer service to the doctor showing up on time or not at all for concultations and surgery. I wouldnt reccomand this place to my worst enemy!
Soutbox Perv, Read Up..
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Southern Rules
1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your hat around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Opener" ref
Southern Redneck Levelers
SOUTHERN REDNECK LEVELERS ~~When joining the Southern Redneck Levelers, you must ADD/RATE/FAN everyone on this list. Please say "Southern Redneck Leveler" in your friend request. If already a friend, please leave "Southern Redneck Leveler" in a comment.~~ ~~You must be a level "11" and have an approved salute. You must have a minumum of 50 pictures and 50 stash items.~~ ~~When you have added everyone on this list, please send me a private message saying you have completed the list and I will add you.~~ ~~If you would like a tag made, please private message MscFrk and let her know which one of the two tags you would like. Examples are in MscFrk's Redneck Leveler Tags Album.~~ ~~If you see a bulletin from anyone on this list asking for help to level someone, please do the best you can.~~ ~~In order to level someone, please make sure they are under 20,000 points to next level and post a bulletin alerting all members.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Head Leveler
Souther Mandarin Orange Cake
Southern Mandarin Orange Cake 1 - 2 layer package butter cake mix 1/2 to 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 eggs 1 -11 ounce can mandarin oranges and juice 16 ounces whipped topping 1 6 ounce package vanilla or French vanilla instant pudding mix 1 -20 ounce can crushed pineapple, drained Beat cake mix, oil, eggs and un-drained mandarin oranges in mixer bowl until combined. Spoon into 3 greased and floured 9 inch cake pans or 1 9 x 13 inch pan. Bake at 350F for 20 minutes. Cool for 20 minutes on wire rack. Combine whipped topping, pudding mix and pineapple in bowl; mix well. Spread mixture between layers, sides and on top of cake. Store, covered in refrigerator. Chill overnight to enhance flavor.
A Southern Song
A Southern Song by LateNiteFantasy© Pin prick heat envelopes the night as her perfume trails tickling fingers of vanilla blooms and gin. Sticky waves shimmer through the air drawing runnels of salty sweat down his languid skin. A sly shift of savvy southern eyes hint at something undefined yet utterly tangible still. They slowly sway to a private waltz slipping into the rhythmic dance with consummate skill. He observes her precise stance watching her watching him with shadowy intent. The sibilant cry of a mockingbird pays tribute to her essence in sublime lament. Two savants testing each other by sounding silent queries subtle yet strong. With a soft aria of sheer desire hidden within the melody of the illusive Southern Song.
Southerndelightt
Please say hello to SOUTHERNDELIGHTT my first ever owner. Not only is she very beautiful but a really fun and great person. If you dont ADD/RATE/FAN her then you are missing out! Please take a lil time to say hello.
Southland Tales
After procrastinating for a while, I finally got round to watching 'Southland Tales' at the weekend. Oh. My. Word. It might just be the greatest movie ever made. I'm in love.
Southwest Spaghetti Pie
Southwest Spaghetti Pie This meal cooks up quickly, and is sure to please your family. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 8 ounces uncooked spaghetti 1/2 cup skim milk 1 egg 8 ounces ground pork 1 chopped cup onion 1 chopped medium green bell pepper 1 large minced clove garlic 1 minced jalapeño pepper 1 tbsp chili powder 1/2 tsp cumin 1/2 tsp oregano salt to taste pepper to taste 1 16 oz can low-sodium tomato sauce 8 ounces grated Monterey Jack cheese DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 425º F. 2. Prepare pasta according to package directions; drain. 3. Whisk together the milk and egg and mix with the hot pasta in a greased 9 x 12 x 2-inch baking dish. 4. Cook the pork, onion, green pepper, garlic and jalapeño together in a large skillet over medium heat for about 6 minutes, until the pork is cooked through. 5. Drain off excess fat. 6. Stir the chili powder, cumin, oregano, salt, pepper and tomat
Southern Fuck Buddy
Several years ago when I was in the middle of a cycle where I was actively seeking just a fuck buddy. I've had the good fortune to have had more than a couple of very good just sex relationships over the years. Granted they are hard to find and I'm very picky and quite specific in what I want in a sexually charged relationship with no real expectations of getting serious. I had one 8 years ago turn into love and it became a horrible mess of lies and deceit and I got hurt real bad, so I've really kept it to JUST SEX and like I said, I've had some really scorching relationships. And I say "relationship" because I need to like him, need to be able to care about him, I just can't guarantee that I'm going to want to fall in love with him...that whole love thing does scare me a little bit...I'm not opposed to love but I just don't want too much change in my life as sad as that might sound. I just expect that he be available a LOT for sex and that is very hard to come by anymore...o
Southern Commandments..hell Yea!
SOUTHERN COMMANDMENTS 1. Y'all shalt always remember your manners. 2. Y'all shalt make no fuss over yourself. 3. Y'all shalt not sass your mama. 4. Y'all shalt always wonder what your daddy would think. 5. Y'all shalt always talk the way you grow'ed up. 6. Y'all shalt tell no whoppers unless you are in a situation where you are expected to. 7. Y'all shalt demonstrate your great faith by the way you drive. 8. Y'all shalt always clean your plate. 9. Y'all shalt hold kinfolk in high regard, regardless of what you really think of 'em. 10. Y'all shalt always remember where you come from.
Southern Security System Install
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4) Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter
South Carolina... Whoa
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Southernoutlawbiker
I'm in shackles!!! WOOT! Check out my new owner!! He's got me from 6/30/08 to 7/29/08! Go show him love and let him know I sent you!!! ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~ This pimp-out brought to you by: ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Fu-Owned by VODKAGURL & SingleDad38 & SouthernOutlawBiker}
Southern Comfort Auction..all Members Are Welcome To Join
SOUTHERN COMFORT WE ARE HAVING AN AUCTION ,SO IF YOU'D LIKE IN PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK TO YOUR PIC AND WHAT YOU OFFER BY JULY 4TH.THE AUCTION WILL LAST FOR 2 WEEKS.WILL NOT START TIL I HAVE ALL PICS IN . MUST BE A MEMBER OF LOUNGE TO JOIN .TY AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. Click the pic to leave me a message!
The South
THE SOUTH---YOU GOTTA LOVE IT TENNESSEE THE OWNER OF A GOLF COURSE WAS CONFUSED ABOUT PAYING AN INVOI CE, SO HE DECIDED TO ASK HIS SECRETARY FOR SOME MATHEMATICAL HELP. HE CALLED HER INTO HIS OFFICE AND SAID, 'YOU GRADUATED FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AND I NEED SOME HELP. IF I WERE TO GIVE YOU $20,000, MINUS 14%, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU TAKE OFF?' THE SECRETARY THOUGHT A MOMENT, AND THEN REPLIED, 'EVERYTHING BUT MY EARRINGS.' ALABAMA < / FONT> A GROUP OF ALABAMA FRIENDS WENT DEER HUNTING AND PAIRED OFF IN TWOS FOR THE DAY. THAT NIGHT, ONE OF THE HUNTERS RETURNED ALONE, STAGGERING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF AN EIGHT-POINT BUCK. 'WHERE'S HENRY?' THE OTHERS ASKED. 'HENRY HAD A STROKE OF SOME KIND. HE'S A COUPLE OF MILES BACK UP THE TRAIL,' THE SUCCESSFUL HUNTER REPLIED. 'YOU LEFT HENRY LAYING OUT THERE AND CARRIED THE D EER BACK?' THEY INQUIRED. 'A TOUGH CALL,' NODDED THE HUNTER. 'BUT I FIGURED NO ONE IS GOING TO STEAL HENRY!' TEXAS
So U Think U Have Seen Everything
South
The South is the place of the Waters and the emotions. Morealah brings the Blood of Life to all living things. The element of water teaches us to allow our emotions to adapt in balance and harmony to the currents of life. Water flows gently in a quiet stream, rages in a downhill cascade of wild water, majestically forms deep, placid lakes in open valleys, or may be dammed up by constricting ice or canyon walls - but always conforming to the requirements of the environment and prepared for change at a moment's notice. The plants, as Givers of Energy, reside in the South. They give to us beauty, food and oxygen. We could not survive without them. Plants teach us to give with our emotions. The self-expression of the South is Trust and Innocence. Trust is the absolute knowing that we share an interconnection and interdependence with all that is. Innocence is being just who and what we are naturally, in our own beauty and resilience. In the South we celebrate our personal
Southern Things...
Why the hell is it we for the most part .....call everyone...Honey, darlin, baby, dear, sweetie, and dearheart? I have strived for a long time to stop this...and damnit...it came out last nite. a member of my pool team (that I am almost old enough to be his mother) decided I was gonna have some drinks with him...that is not what bothered my Love.....what did was while the guy was playing his match....he asked me to get him another drink...well I called him baby...but not like I would call my Love...My man and my family are my world. I love him so.....Well, he took it wrong...I guess three cherry bombs brought out what I have done my best to kill. HELP!!!! Is this shit inbred or what? It has taken me years to not say those things. Why would it start after a few drinks? I don't need that kind of drama...I have tried to explain it to my boyfriend. I am not so sure he understands. Because I call him My BABY....so it shook him a little to hear me say it to someone else...even t
Southernhideaway Auction
WELCOME TO THE SOUTHERN HIDEAWAY AUCTION WHERE U CAN PICK YOUR FAVORITE SLAVE FOR THE MONTH!! !!! MEET YOUR CHOICE OF SLAVES Click anywhere on the pic to come check us out Click anywhere on the pic to come check us out Click anywhere on the pic to come check us out Click anywhere on the pic to come check us out
Southern Justice
A lawyer from New York runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Mississippi sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Mississippi! He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense. The deputy says, ' License and registration, please.' 'What for?' says the lawyer. The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, ' says the deputy. ' The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop . That's the law The lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between stop and slow down , I'll give you my license and registration'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his
Southside Hustlerz Auction
SOUTHSIDE HUSTLERZ DID IT NOW THEY ARE HAVING A LIVE AUCTION IN THERE LOUNGE MONDAY @ 9 PM EST TIME WOW CAN U BELIEVE THEY ARE PIMPING THERE STAFF OUT COME CHECK IT OUT!!! COME JOIN THE FUN WHILE THEY PIMP THERE STAFF Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS
The South Bronx Story
Southern Storm In Georgia
Southern Thinking
Georgia: The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Alabama : A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. Where's Henry? the others asked. Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail, the successful hunter replied. You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired. A tough call, nodded the hunter. But I figured no one is going to steal Henry! *****
~southernoutlawbiker~dsc~ Hh Is At 9 Est
LETS CONGRATS SOUTHERNOUTLAW ON BECOMING ORACLE AND SHOW HIM LOTS OF LOVE ON HIS Happy HOUR !!!!! THIS IS HIS PROFILE LINK: ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar Down With the Sickness - Disturbed NOW BY THIS POINT I ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO... BUT IF NOT.. I GUESS I SHOULD REMIND YOU:
The Southern Cross
The Southern Cross Look upon our flag of red; Where many a Southern Soldier bled. Upon that cross Saint Andrew died; Our Southern Nation was crucified. Through tear stained eyes I now recall; Our Southern Banner upon the wall. A thousand trumpets warn the call; Never again we let it fall. Take her out of dusty places; Put a smile upon your faces. O look again upon the wind; Let not our flag again descent. Should the past return again; A Southern Nation at last to win. In all the world they beckon call; The Southern People to stand up tall. We ourselves must take their places; Of fallen warriors in all those spaces. If once again her foes descend; Our Southern Cross will feel the wind. Never again nor at all once more; Our Southern Flag as it was before; Be furled away to be seen no more; Forgotton memories a long ago war
Southern Wit, "borrowed" From Slave2fantasy
Two businessmen in New York City are sitting down for a break in Their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready. Only a few shelves are set up and nothing was yet on display. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some stupid tourist is Going to walk by, look in the window, stick his face in the door, and Ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth When, sure enough, a curious Southern gentleman walks to the window, Has a peek, sticks his head in the door and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling Assholes here" Without skipping a beat, the Southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing Real good; you only got two left!" NEW YORKERS SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS
Southernoutlawbiker-is Doing It 2 Times Today
Show ~SouthernOutlawBiker~ Some Mad Luv For his hh at 1 fu time & 4 fu time ! Down With the Sickness - Disturbed ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar Click The Pic ^^ To Show Mad Luv!!!
Southbound Traveler-al Dimeola
South Bound Traveler - Al DiMeola
South Park - Mac Vs Linux Vs Pc Funny!
Southern Thinking
Southern Thinking Georgia: The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' *************************************************************** Alabama: A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.' You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to
Southern Sex Symbols
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The South...
Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied. 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!' Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out
South Miami : Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge (panorama)
This is the view from the Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge, viewing North I believe :) Went out this way to do a shoot. Heres a Panorama view of it :D Total of 15 shots put together as One!
Southern Cornbread Dressing
Southern Cornbread Dressing 4 cups crumbled cornbread 6 buttermilk biscuits, I buy the yellow packet, add water and bake 3 cans broth plus broth from baked chicken .if you use just broth you may need 4 cans 1 large onion chopped 3 ribs celery 3 eggs 1 cup melted butter 4 packets herb ox chicken seasoning bouillon, it comes in a green box 1 green bell pepper chopped, optional 1 teaspoon poultry seasoning 1 teaspoon pepper 1 can cream of chicken soup 2 or 3 cooked and chopped boneless breasts I usually bake a whole cup up chicken and use the juice from that as part of the broth but you can use canned broth by itself. I sauté the onions, green pepper and celery in a tablespoon or two of butter until tender and then add to the dressing mix. Combine everything by hand in a large bowl .Keep adding broth until the mixture is somewhat soupy enough to pour into a 13x 9 pan. You shouldn’t need more than 4 cans of broth. Add a little at a time. Cook 1 hour and 20 minutes uncover
South Of The Border Bully
We are ready to party are you????? SOUTH OF THE BORDER WILL ROCK YOU
South Carolina Here I Come
countdown starts today...4 months from today i am gone to the sun and palm trees...i cannot wait to move!!!!
Southern Charm
SITTING THERE UNDER THE SOUTHERN SKY SIPPING SOME SWEET TEA I GLANCE UP AN SEE SOUTHERN CHARM AT ITS FINEST ONE OF BROAD SHOULDERS AN LIL BOY SMILE MELTING MY ICE IN MY TEA THAT SMILE ALONE MAKES YOU SMILE BACK YOU CATCH YOURSELF, LOOKING OVER YOUR BOOK STUDYING HIM BECAUSE THE BOOK HAS LOST ALL ITS APPEAL THINKIN' ..... NOTHIN' IN THIS BOOK CAN EVER COMPARE TO THE EXQUISITE MAN SITTING UNDER THE GEORGIA SKY SUN PLAYING ALONG MUSCLES LIKE A SLOW HYPNOTIC DANCE WHICH YOU CANT TURN AWAY FROM NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD YOU SIGH........ HE CATCHES IT ON THE AIR GIVES YOU THAT LOOK OF UNTOLD PROMISED DELIGHTS...... WARM SOUTHERN NIGHTS IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK WITH NOTHIN BUT THE RADIO ON AND YOUR HEARTBEATS HORSEBACK RIDES SIDE
Southern-gents.com
You can see me and all of my nude freakishness at Southern-gents.com/Arden. This is undoubtedly the best site I have ever worked for. Stop by and see me.
Souther Women And Some Other Stuff
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart" "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gra
Southern Vascetomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. ' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. ' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2'
Southern Ingenuity
ONE MORNING 3 ALABAMA GOOD OLD BOYS AND 3 YANKEES WERE IN A TICKET LINE AT THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN STATION HEADING TO ATLANTA FOR A BIG FOOTBALL GAME. THE 3 NORTHERNERS EACH BOUGHT A TICKET AND WATCHED AS THE 3 SOUTHERNERS BOUGHT JUST ONE TICKET AMONG THEM. "HOW ARE THE 3 OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONE 1 TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE YANKEES. "WATCH AND LEARN" ANSWERED ONE OF THE BOYS FROM THE SOUTH. WHEN THE 6 TRAVELERS BOARDED THE TRAIN, THE 3 YANKEES SAT DOWN, BUT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED INTO A BATHROOM TOGETHER AND CLOSED THE DOOR. SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN DEPARTED, THE CONDUCTOR CAME AROUND TO COLLECT TICKETS.. HE KNOCKED ON THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SAID, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENED JUST A CRACK AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGED WITH A TICKET IN HAND. THE CONDUCTOR TOOK IT AND MOVED ON. THE YANKEES SAW THIS HAPPEN AND AGREED IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. INDEED, SO CLEVER THAT THEY DECIDED TO DO THE SAME THING ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME
Southern Speak: A Tutorial
what does southern speak mean figured for all u northeners who dont have a clue as to what ur southern buds r saying -- id give yall a few pointers................. Southern Saying: Like a chicken with your head cut off Translation: Confusion Usage: That boy was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! Southern Saying: Butter my biscuit Translation: Isn't that something! Usage: Well butter my biscuit! Southern Saying: Speckled pup in a red wagon Translation: Reference to being cute or precious. Usage: That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon. Southern Saying: Two goats in a pepper patch. Translation: That's some hot stuff. Usage: It's hotter out here than two goats in a pepper patch Southern Saying: Snowball's chance in hell. Translation: Not a very likely occurrence. Usage: You ain't got a snow ball's chance in hell of gittin' that girl. Southern Saying: Argue with a fence post. Translation: Stubborness Usage:
Southernbaby Haz Auto-11's! Plz Help Her Oracle!!!
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Southern To English Translation
Southern United States to English BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation. Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch
Southern Folks ♥
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."   Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."   Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly."   Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.   All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.   Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!   Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also
Southern Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food FRIENDS: Will say "hello". SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Momma and Daddy FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Southwest Styles & K.o.s.
Look for the up comming album release!!!
Southern!
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Straw hats and big sunglasses Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist
Southwest Styles!!!
You Better get ready for the album to drop!!! South West Styles and I am TURTLE!!!
Southern Counseling
COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE   Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over........... women like that are hard to find."  
Southern
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!"Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?"Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity HumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crickSouthern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Straw hats and big sunglassesSouthern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Steel Magnolias Gone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist FootballSouthern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Eggs Country ha
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Southern Nights
"Southern Nights" Southern Nights Are Sippin On Henny Southern Nights Are Rolling Up That Good Southern Nights Are Hot Sticky And Muggy Doublewide Tucked In The Woods Southern Nights Are Pitchforks And Gravel Southern Nights Are Shooting Cans Of Beer Southern Nights Are Chasing Them Donkies Bitch Why Don't You And Your Girl Get Over Here The Southern Moon Exposes Killers The Southern Moon Is Hot Like Fire The Southern Moon It Knows Our Weakness Trips You Up Like Chicken Wire Southern Nights Are Warm And Sticky Southern Nights Are Swampy And Loud Southern Nights Are Home To The Skarcrow Posted Up Under The Moon And Proud Won't You Take Me Back To The Dark So Pitch Black Most Can't See Where We At It's Where I'm Happy Southern Nights Are Tipped Back On Soco Southern Nights Are Flippin Off The Popo Southern Nights Are Cruising In A Big Block Foot To The Floor Quarter Miles In A Parking Lot Southern Nights Are Hunting Chickens With A Spotlight Southern Nights Are Shooting At A Stop Si
South Dakota?
I took a quiz on Facebook just now and apparently, I should live in South Dakota. I don't think so, but this is what it said.     You prefer pine trees to palm trees, rivers to oceans, and mountains to skyscrapers. You pride yourself on your independence and open-minded attitude. You consider yourself extremely self-sufficient, but you have an extremely close-knit group of friends and family that you would do anything for. Everyone that knows you adores you and you have absolutely no enemies. You don't envy those with money, nice cars, or huge mansions, because you know that "the finer things" in life aren't material. You are extremely well-educated and will most definitely end up in a career that will make a difference in the world. Although you know you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy, you will be completely and entirely lovestruck by someone that is enamored by your inner beauty?"
South Africa Gets New Crime Squad
A new serious-crime squad begins work in South Africa, after its predecessor was abolished amid political controversy.
South American Glass Frog
Southern Cutie Is A Fake.
Oh yeah! We got another good one here…look at those Fu marriages and bling, wedding rings to!! But who the is it?… Using this as her default image and with no real salute even attempted, people I guess assume this is her… ..but in reality it belongs to this Canadian girl, check out the French on this page..and is far from a Southern little cutie…actually, we don‘t know what “it“ is at all… ..even whatever it claims to be, it makes no sense…why don’t we all ask “it&
Southern Cutie Is A Fake.
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
Southern Granny
> > > Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a> question if they aren't> > prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern> small-town prosecuting> > attorney called his first witness, a> grandmotherly, elderly woman to the> > stand. > > > > > > He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you> know me?" > > > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.> Williams I've known you since> > you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a> big disappointment to me.> > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate> people and talk about them> > behind their backs. You think you're a big shot> when you haven't the brains> > to realize you never will amount to > > > anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,> I know you." > > > > > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to> do, he pointed across the> > room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the> defense attorney?" She again> > replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley> since he was a youngster,> > too. He's lazy
Southern Girls Know It Best...
  Southern women know their summer weather report: HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: BaptistMethodistFootballSouthern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe Country ClubThe Beauty SalonSouthern girls know the 3 deadly sins:Having bad hair and nailsHaving bad mannersCooking bad foodMore Suthen-ism's: Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and t hat you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans
Southern Watch
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Southern Women-understand Us
To all my “Southern lady” friends…enjoy! Southern women know their summer weather report: HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: BaptistMethodistFootball Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:
Southern Girls Know It Best
Southern women know their summer weather report: HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: BaptistMethodistFootballSouthern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe Country ClubThe Beauty SalonSouthern girls know the 3 deadly sins:Having bad hair and nailsHaving bad mannersCooking bad foodMore Suthen-ism's: Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and aconniption fit, and t hat you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc.
Southern Men
The South - You Gotta Love It     Alabama A group of  Alabama  friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.  That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked."Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"    Georgia The owner of a golf course in  Georgia  was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the  University  of Georgia  and I need some help.  If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." Louisiana A senior at  Louisiana  was overheard saying ..
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A Southerner Moves North
A SOUTHERNER MOVES UP NORTH   JAN 10 5:00 PM. It's starting to snow. The first snow of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!   Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved back and shoveled it again.   Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwar
Southern Living
SC Man Gets 3 Years in Prison for Sex with Horse Updated: Thursday, 05 Nov 2009, 5:03 AM MSTPublished : Thursday, 05 Nov 2009, 5:02 AM MST CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison. Multiple media outlets report that Rodell Vereen was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered Vereen to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he's released. Authorities charged Vereen after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley says she staked out the stable and caught Vereen sneaking into the barn days later, holding him at shotgun point until police arrived. Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender.
Southern Geminids
South-doyle Grad 1 Of 2 Tn Soldiers Killed In Iraq
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (WVLT) - Even though it's a sad day at South Doyle High School, Captain Marcus Alford's former teachers couldn't help but smile when they talked about him. They say he was a fun and lighthearted person, but a serious, dedicated soldier. Less than a year ago, Cpt. Marcus Alford said goodbye to his two children as he set to deploy to Iraq. He was prepared for his job as a soldier. "It's a tough process but it's a job that you have to do," says Cpt. Alford on March 30, 2008. Now, his name will appear next to three other graduates of South Doyle at this memorial on the high school campus. "He makes me very proud, but at the same time, it's very sad," says Missy Ballenger, Cpt. Alford's 9th grade teacher. "Always that personality. Always had tons of energy, didn't know a stranger, good kid." Cpt. Alford was named "wittiest" of his class. Ms. Ballenger can think of a million reasons why, but one thing stands out in her mind. "That Carlton dance from Fresh prince. H
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