Fubar Blog Posts 2

Photoshopbites.
Whats up everyone? Photoshopbites is my new yahoo group. Everyone who is interested in learning or TEACHING this pain in the ass program is invited to join... The more the more pissed off we can be.. ha ha if you know this program or would like to know this program join my group. I just started it a few seconds ago so currently I'm my only member.. But I know many on here alone who work with this program that at times want to pull their hair out.. So plz pull that crap out with me.. lol Lord knows I don't have much left.. Click to join photoshopbites All who is interested in photoshop is welcome to join my yahoo photoshopbites group. Peace.. P.S I just found out a bit ago I just passed Mizz Hellcat up in blog rates so plz just to be a little shit try and rate my blog a ten for me plz.. Shes prob already passed me up again but this just keeps it exciting.. Thank you much all..

Photo Update
Hi there I hope your week is going well. If you've read my last blog you will know that i'm not here much of the time at the moment. So whilst i was here on and off this evening i added some new photo's to my album 'stuff made by me 2'. Please stop by and leave some love when you have time. Have fun and take care of you! Love'n'hugs Lin xx

Photo Comments Deleted.
I WILL DELETE ALL PHOTO ONLY COMMENTS TO ME.THERE AS WORTHLESS AS THE POSTER THEM SELFS.IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TIME AND THE EFFORT IN TYPING OUT SOME TEXT THEN I DON'T CARE YOU KNOW YOU OR GET ANYTHING FROM YOU.

Photo Contest Help!!
I need all the help I can get from my sweet friends!!!! I'm in a contest and I need like tons of comments on my photo. The contest runs through the 23rd. Can you please drop by and leave as many comments as you can on this pic? I will definitely return the love!!! Thank you sooo much!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox!!!!

Photo Effects....
Hey is there anyone that has photo impact I think that is the program that has all the cool effects like the spotlights for the pics, will you please let me know, I would love to make some pics for me and my fu-hubby/R/L BF.. Thanks...

The Photographer
Have You Meet This Guy ??? The Photographer@ fubar No you say .... Well Why Not ... This man is a gem of a friend . I am telling you you need to ADD FAN AND RATE him now what are you waiting for .. If you dont your missing out on a And i feel sorry for that .. Ohhhhh and hes into and makes a living at Go check out his pics you will be impressed like i was Now go and show him some love You wont be disappointed .. Tell Him Judi Sent Ya ..

Photobucket Blog By Mommy
How To Use Photobucket How to use photobucket images on fubar for bulletins and blogs First sign up for a photobucket account, Go to the Photobucket website Then click Join Now, and fill out the form to sign up for a Free account Then upload pics you would like to use to your account by clicking on the my album tab, then clicking on the appropriate source. For putting pics in a bulletin or blog, use the html code provided, copy the entire code and paste it into the body of a bulletin or blog. For using existing coding and changing a pic, use the direct link photobucket gives you, and replace the existing url in the coding. You can also use the direct link in skins and lounges for images if you have the coding it replaces the URL.

Photoshop Pics
I've been making photoshop pics for many of my friends. You can check them out in my "I made for others" folder. If you'd like one reply here or send me fu-email with ideas. like things you like, sports, hobbies. Give me ideas on how to represent you best. I'm not charging anything for these. I just like making them.

Photographer
I am a photographer for hire will take whatever pictures you ask.I take family pictures,graduation,family reunions,weddings,personal pictures,I have very reasonable prices and do travel if the job requires.I have been taking pictures for 15 years and never get tired of it.I t is very rewarding getting to meet different people and seeing different places.There is no one picture that is the same there is always something different about each one

Photo Contest
Everyone Please Vote for my sons pic... I just entered him in this contest here is the link where you can go vote for him THANKS LUV YA ALL:-) https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/ index.aspx?referid=EmailFriends&p=522121&x=.JPG

The Photograph
China hated her name, hated having the same name as a country. A country who's heritage she didn't even share. She hated the way she looked even more. Plain, plain brown hair, plain nonstriking features, plain figure. If she disappeared she doubted anyone would even notice for months. She could hear it now, "Hey what happened to that plain girl? You know the one named after Korea or something." China lay on her bed feeling sorry for herself as usual. It was summer and she was 17, she should be out having fun. This was her last year as a carefree teenager. There should be parties, swimming at the lake, cookouts, camp outs. Instead she was here in this horrid old house with a grandmother she didn't really know. Her friends, what few she had, a million miles away. It wasn't fair! Why did her parents have to die in that stupid car accident! Tears threatening to spill, China turned on her side and stared at the wall. I miss them so much. I wish I had died with them, she though

Photo Contest =i Think
Ok so I am not sure how this works but supposedly if U would go to this address & rate my pic for me I supposedly have a chance to win VIP status for a short period, Woo HOO whatever that means, anyways friends help me out here would ya!

Photo Watch Logo Watch By Petcollection.com
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Photography
Please go to the following website and rate the photo as you see fit. I would like help from everyone. http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2564943 Thank you very much. Your assistance is greatly appreciated. St1Eagle

Photograph
A photograph tells a story, A story of many things, A tale from the past, The hurt or hapiness it can bring, A photograph tells a story, Future dreams from the heart, Aims and ambitions, Where you want your life to start, A photograph tells a story, Expresses emotions held so deep, Can prompt smiles upon faces, Can even cause one to weep, A photograph tells a story, Allows someone to reflect, Upon thoughts that they are thinking, Decide between joy, guilt or regret, A photograph tells a story, Just like an old friend, Bringing back old memories, And classic remember whens, A photograph tells a story, A million words in one, When a photograph is taken, It's tale has just begun, A photograph tells a story, An image it can hide behind, One true meaning held within, Only known by the artists mind, A photograph tells a story, A secret it refuses to show, The more that people see, The less they really know.

Photo Update
Hello I hope you are having a great week. I have added some new pics to my: 'tags i've made for friends' album 'stuff made by me 2' album 'moopig' album Please stop by and take a look, i hope you enjoy. Take care of you Lin x

The Photographer Owns Me!!
Lookie!! He is my newest owner!!! The Photographer Everyone needs to go show him lots of love!! R/F/A him!! Tell him Silentlizard sent ya!! This message brought to you by: Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Fu-owned by The Photographer

Photos Uploaded From Fl Trip
Hi folks .. did a PDF of the ride and added photos to the folder Ride to Florida, also the text version of Sondra's account of the trip. PDF with embedded photos can be had at: http://www.filespace.org.nyud.net/PaulRMays/Ride_to_Florida_PDF.pdf Paul

Photo Love
I am staring at your picture That I have in front of me, It's the only way to hold you now, The way things have to be.. I'm lost within this picture. Oh, you I truly miss! Upon this precious photograph I gently place a kiss. I stroke my fingers through your hair And rub your silken skin. But this is just a photograph, So now the tears begin. Soon, I will hold you for real. But a 8 x 10 is all I see. This picture will have to do for now, Until you come home to me. B.G. Wetherby

Photography
80% of so-called paranormal phenomena can be disproved or debunked. It is very hard to prove a haunting by photographs. Photos of orbs are not impressive due to so many other things it could be such as dust, mist or dew in the air, a bug or simply the light playing tricks. Photos of mists or smoke are equally unimpressive due to cigarette smoke or fog. Photos of shadows, you can see many things in a shadow due to what your mind wants it to be. See thru shadows are a little more impressive. Transparent shadows in human form even more impressive, but remember in this day and age digital photography is easily manipulated.

Photo Ratings
Now i'm not a person for ratings. they dont mean anything but when someone rates my uniform pics a 1 i have to wonder why the hell am i putting my life on the line just so this guy can hate me. I mean whwy the fuck should i die for someone that doesnt even care about the defense of his country. I'll tell you why, cause even though this dumbass cant understand, I'm the fucking reason he has the right and the privliege to hate me. I go to Iraq and see people get hurt. I go out to sea and see ships get hit. i'm the one who gets up before him and goes to bed after him. This military is what lets you be the fucking retard that you are. So, hate me all you want. I hope you live a good life because in my eyes your nothing but a threat to me and my country.

Photo Sets
MISTRESS GENEVIEVE'S NITEFLIRT PPV PHOTOS : 135 photos-pussy-pop tampon slave 135 Photos of a bound slave being made to suck a pussypop (Mistress's tampon) by Mistress Genevieve wearing a Black latex gown by Madame S. then allowed to masturbate and forced to eat the cum off the tampon. : 89 photos of a roman tortured slave 89 pics of Me giving roman to a humiliated slave while dressed in fine red latex from Madame S and thigh high black patent boots. : 14 pics - Sissy teased under My toilet seat A very revealing shoot of Me, topless and bottomless, trying to tinkle while a sissy slut anxiously waits. I torture and tease on My toilet seat. : 51 pics Slave boy gets both heads fucked with 197 pics,Me&slave cock & ball torture, face torture, spit, bondage : 28 nude shaving photos, pussy legs and pits 23 nude photos of Me shaving intimate parts in My personal bathroom. : 26pics Me & slave corri bound topless and tickled

Photobucket Survey
Here's how it works: 1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box 3. Use only the first page 4. Copy the html and paste for the answer 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? 8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? this one sucks. it was the only one that said alive on it on the first page

Photo Contest Paul Is In At Jones Soda
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Me

Photobug My New Owner For August
Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay, LaUgHiNgGiRl, Sarah, Mistress Broken@ fubar Wanted everyone to meet my new owner. He is a great guy. Go rate/add/fan him if you haven't already!!!!

Photo Rating
First, let me say I am sorry to anyone whom I did not rate a 10. I was unaware that it was the norm to rate everyone a ten for extre points. Not everyone knows this little game that is played in this bar. Sorry for the ignorance. Next, if you want me to rate oyu a ten, BUY ME DRINKS! bEER GOOGLES MAKE EVERYONE LOOK BETTER. If you want to rate me, go ahead, hell, I am only a 5 or 6 anyways. But don't waste your time leaving new people nasty messages because we want to be honest. Sorry for making everyone mad. Life goes on and yes I am a down-rater...... so sorry.......!!!!!!!!!!

Photobucket
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?

Photobucket survey
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? What's your favorite character? What's your favorite dessert? What's your favorite non alcoholic drink? What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

Photo Bombing!!!
come bomb my photo i have a blast on the line which would be my first one ever. bomb for my birthday present if you feel like needing a reason to do so. the link is: http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&albumid=1195889&i=1366874819 thank you to all my friends that do this for me

Photographers And Models.
SHOOT: OPEN FETISH STYLE SHOOT in exclusive private location . For those Photographers and Models looking to expand portfolio with a unique niche look. RSVP only! NO WALK INS We are EXPECTING (with current interest) the following numbers for the event 10 photographers (No walk ins) 4 models DATE: 9th November, 2008 COST: $200 per photographer. (from novice to expert are welcomed) Free for female models *** Genuine Males Models looking for solo photo portfolio updates are welcome to apply *** Pay cash on entry TIME: 10am - 3pm. Complimentary food and refreshments provided. Models and MUA's will be there at 10am Models arriving late (please try not to) will need to have their makeup done before they arrive. LOCATION: Green Point (near Gosford). Must RSVP to receive address and information. PREMISES & EQUIPMENT: The Central Coasts premiere equipped dungeon. This is a great opportunity for novice and/or professional photographers and model

Photos, Rating, ...
On the whole (to expand on an earlier blog, I guess, or rather compress, personalize, whatever, since absolutely no one can be ar**d to follow the copyright laws on this site) - on the whole, with exceptions due to my laziness and other things, I'll rate photos that *I'm pretty sure you took *or I'm pretty sure are in the public domain (I posted a link to copyright laws earlier) *that general idea but - yeah.

Photos
While looking at photos of the crew My mood changes to a brighter shade of blue Their innocent eyes and cherished faces Serve as dad's much needed oasis These hold me over and justify my choices Till the next time I hear their wonderful voices Although it may only be a few hours It helps to recharge my super dad powers And for those times when they're gone for days I relish in the memories to survive the grey To keep my faith and remain strong Knowing they'll return to where they belong Light from the Lord shines through While looking at photos of the crew

Photo Contest
Heres a chance for all your sexy women on fubar to find out whos the hottest! HottestBodContest.com is coming soon! Weekly CASH PAYOUT! to the top voted photo on the site! Has 6 different categories to choose to put your photo! Enter and have all your friends vote! as the site grow so does the PAYOUT! All payouts with paypal or check by mail. Contest fee paid with paypal. Going to be a good time and lots of fun! sites starting grand prize is $100.00! Ill post more once this site is up and running! start telling your friends and save HottestBodContest.com so you can get in on your chance at the weekly grand price. and come back often as the grand prize will grow as the site grows!!

Photography...how It Saves My Life....
Photography is an easy way of capturing something to be enjoyed again and again. Since I am a big nature nut, I love to see the scenery I have walked in the woods again on my computer at home, so I am almost always with my camera. I have done a lot of nature photography in the last eight years or so, but most of it is right in my back yard or within an easy bike ride of it. Since we have a ton of fun nature trails around our house, I have a blast mountain biking down the local trails...chasing squirrels, rabbits, cats, and other local wildlife. I even startled a big buck(deer) from the local woods one night...standing looking me eye to eye on my bike(WAY COOL). Anyhow, getting out on my bike with my camera around my neck is probably WAY better than sitting at a local sports bar soaking up brews and catching the latest scores...and it gives me a chance to lose a few pounds...burn a few calories...and keep my heart healthy. I guess you could say photography saves my life...lol. Anyhow, I

Photo Gallery Coding
No wonder clicking on the "main profile photo" takes you to an error page from some pages right now... the link is http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=$rv_u&albumid=0&i= (etc) and $rv_u should be, I presume, the user number of the person whose gallery you're in... but instead, the browser tries to take you to the gallery of user $rv_u. There's no such spot, of course... erm!

Photos.......
Why cant people take respectable pics of themselves????? I am so shocked and appalled at all the trashy pics some women have up, makes me ashamed to be a woman. I am a firm believer in if you have it flaunt it, however there is a line between flaunt it and being trashy. I also want to know what in the world is wrong with people? Wh doesnt anyone smile anymore? Is life that bad?

Photographer Looking For Work
Hey Fu-Nation I'm an up and coming photographer looking to start my own studio soon. So I'm looking for small jobs to save up for my studio. I will do any shoot you want except weddings. This includes senior pics, receptions, parties, prego shoots, baby shoots, or even shots for fubar. Get ahold of me to discuss rates. I'm would call my rates cheap but worth what you get. -Josh

Photo Ratings
You know... I don't expect people to rate my photos as a 10 every damn time or any time at that. I know I'm not hot. But don't get shitty because I rate you a 5 or 7 when I don't think you're "all that"... Then you turn around and rate me a "1" because you're fuckin' salty... lol You know what, I don't even care. I just think it's FUNNY that you would get mad because someone was being honest. Oh, and if you're dressed like a tasteless slut then of course I'm not going to give you a "10". I don't think sluts are attractive! haha So rate me at whatever you want but don't get salty when someone rates you at the accurate level! -Sam

Photo Album
i writing this cause someone cant see or they are pretty STUPID,i have 2 pics in my photo album that are marked nsfw, it was reported that i didnt have them marked,duh, it you find one that isnt marked copy it and mail it to me.dont go crying like a baby for his or her bottle. my grandbabies dont even do that geez,get a frigging life.

Photo In The News: New Climbing Catfish Identified
January 22, 2009—This fish out of water is a newly identified species from a remote region in Venezuela. The catfish handily inches along rocks using its highly flexible pelvic fins (bottom, the two leg-like appendages) and wide mouth as grasping tools. Such climbing ken may be crucial for the fish, which live in strong, high-flow streams. An anthropologist first collected the fish in the state of Amazonas about two decades ago, but the odd sample brought to Caracas's Instituo de Zoologíca looked "like it was run over by a truck," American Museum of Natural History ichthyologist Scott Schaefer said in a statement. Intrigued, Schaefer and colleagues eventually pinpointed the source of the fish—a tributary of the Orinoco River—and literally picked 84 specimens off of rocks. New analysis of the samples, published in the journal American Museum Novitates, confirmed that the new species, dubbed Lithogenes wahari, belongs to a group of fish that span two families. Bony plates

Photo Retouching Services
Photo Retouching ServicesImage editing encompasses the processes of altering images, whether they be digital photographs, traditional analog photographs, or illustrations. Traditional analog image editing is known as photo retouching, using tools such as an airbrush to modify photographs, or editing illustrations with any traditional art medium. Graphic software programs, which can be broadly grouped into vector graphics editors, raster graphics editors, and 3d modelers, are the primary tools with which a user may manipulate, enhance, and transform images. Many image editing programs are also used to render or create computer art from scratch.Basics of image editing Raster images are stored in a computer in the form of a grid of picture elements, or pixels. These pixels contain the image's color and brightness information. Image editors can change the pixels to enhance the image in many ways. The pixels can be changed as a group, or individually, by the sophisticated algorithms within

Photo Business Name
So I am debating a name for my Photo Business... NEED HELP SNAP OUT OF IT Make it snappy Happy Snaps Happy snapper The Memory Bank snap happy Time captured Moments captured whowasthatguyagain.com Still Working Photography Still Working Photography Billshootsyou Whoshotyou Still Precious Seethelight

Photo Editing Special
I am running a special on photo editing for this month. If you need a photo touched up, a photo manipulated, just want to shave off a few pound or you are looking for something unique let me know and we will talk about prices. All transactions are done through paypal. Go too my website PhotoXElite.googlepages.com or e-mail me at PhotoXElite@gmail.com

Photoshop Animation For Friends
new photoshop animation I designed and made for my friend and wanted to share with yous as if any of you wanted one feel free to ask and I'll create you one as I can use any background pic with any one of your pictures you choose! I do for my friends to show my appreciation to em :) as this is my skill am very good at and been doing it over 10 years as I Loves thinking of new ideas as in photoshops and animations as some of yous already know I made this for you I hope you like it :) Thanks for viewing

Photogenic I Am Not
Shit I wish I didn't have anything to blog about tonite. I wish i could come home and i wouldn't be worried about nothing. Life has its challenges and its advantages. I wanted 24 tonite and it was good. Not a lot of Jack Bauer..more Tony Almeida. If you aren't a fan I will spare you the details. Basically this rogue military company is trying to usurp..yes i said usurp command from the US gov't. I am waiting for an all out war. Pretty much sounds like grand theft auto.. but im a video game geek I digress Dad says I owe state 74$ this year.. sounds gay cause I make no money and I work every fucking day. Something about me cashing out my 401K Urgh like 74$ is gonna pay for a new tank to kill more terrorist with. lame gov't laws I am pretty out of it so I'll keep this shorter than I would like. I'm sure some of this will carry over into other days where I feel more blahness. Dad is pretty much tearing up the bathroom for poor tiles in the shower.. The shower is so fuckin

Photos
Ok, I know my location says I live in Australia, but before that I lived in the United States. So thats where the majority of the Columbia River Gorge photos come from. Im justifiably proud of this region - its where I was born and where I was raised (not counting the odd times I did live somewhere else). The Columbia Gorge is also where a great many of the scenes from the movie Twilight comes from. Yes, its that beautiful there. Before you ask, while I miss the beauty, I don't really miss living there, simply because at heart I'm a wanderer, and I always take pleasure in seeing new places! That is after all why there are photos :P

Photo Police
I am so freaking sick of the "Fu-photo-police" having nothing better to do than to look at my default pics and report them as NSFW, I could spit nails! Why do these people do this juvenile crap? Do they have no lives? I really think the powers that be should get it together and stop the communist little pr*cks from playing God with other peoples choice in pictures!

Photos/pics/rates
ok - heres the deal - first lady to do whatever it takes to get me 2500 pics will always be 100% drunk when im online, as well as have all their photos rated - individually. i stand by that, and will uphold it.

Photo Contest
i have entered my daughter into a photo contest on a website. if you can, please vote for her. here is the link http://gapc-vote.com/?p=1456520 also there is a 1million dollar contest for voters... if you have time id appreciate it and thank you!

Photo Rates
Greeting all FUBAR patrons!!!!! I know I am one of the new drunks here, but what I cant understand about this place (more over some of the patrons) is you want photos to be rated so you may move up in status or for whatever reasons, but you put one photo of yourself on your default folder, followed by other stuff that does not even pertain to you, then place all your other photos in a private photo album for only a few select to view and rate. Kinda defeats the purpose dont it?

Photo Apology
Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman complained that Van Bergen's photo wasn't nearly as good as the first one she had taken. "You must forgive me." the photographer said diplomatically. "The last time I took your picture, I was ten years younger."

A Photographic Reality
When I was a child, taking photos was as much a part of my life as eating cereal for breakfast. Having come from a very photograph-happy family herself, my mother had inherited these traits and was (and still is) constantly lining up her family members for the obligatory photographs on every holiday, every birthday, vacation, special event, and then at random moments when she finds something she wants to remember. Said photos are always accompanied by the cheesy, fake, toothy smile which most people display in their photographs. I spent the last year working in a historical society where I found photographs of people without smiles on their faces. They didn’t look unhappy. They looked relaxed, natural, and accessible. And then I see newer photos of people with the big cheesy grins and I wonder how many of those smiles were forced and how many were genuine. I know that, at least in mine when you find a big toothy grin (which is rare), most of those are forced. I

Photobucket
Due to the incessant prejudice of the fubar bouncers in refusing to allow me to upload some things-specifically rejecting my many attempts to make a salute and a few of my paintings, I have now gone and put all my art up on photobucket. All my art, not all the stuff Ive painted, I know some of it is crap. The crap is still on here as with most of the art, but all the worthwhile stuff can now be found at: http://photobucket.com/quadroplanicart woo hoo! theres one in particular that is reall neat that fubar wont upload for whatever reason (that is to say because the bouncers are snotty assholes). Its called Learning is Fun, and it even has an explanation of where it came from in my head so yeah, good times all around! Please enjoy.

Photography
Puerto Rico based Wedding Photographer with a personal style, catching those emotions and fleeting moments that will happen the day of your wedding, where what happens turns into memories and the memories into images. Puerto Rico Wedding Photographer

Photograph
Standing in the mirror putting on your make-up, getting ready for a night out on the town. You slide into a dress that fits your body to a tee, so snug; you look so delectable to me. As you walk across the room with a swagger so unique, click, I just want to take a picture. We walk outside and I open your door to the car. You slide inside without a flaw. Driving down the street we stop at a light; all the fellas honk their horns as they ride by. You smile at me because of all the attention, and click; I just want to take a picture. We pull up outside of your favorite restaurant; you step and close your door. We walk inside and are escorted to our seats. As all heads are turned in your direction. I pull out your chair and then take mine. The waiter brings us our menus. You place your order as I watch you speak; your mouth is moving so smooth. The food is brought and you take a bite, I love the way you chew and click, I want to take a picture. The meal is finished and we mak

Photo Tip Of The Day
Photo tip of the day.Most of the digital cameras flash is only good for about 10 feet away. Get in closer to get a better pic. Use indirect sunlight if possible making sure your background is not brighter than your subject. If your background is brighter than your subject turn on your flash for fill light.

Photo Effects
Hello you fubar fucks LOL JK. Well anyways I like to add effects to photos and other things. So if you would like me to make you a photo effect photo check out what I have made and just hit me up. Thanks Tim

Photoshop Request
I'm a right lazy bastard - anyone fancy knocking me up a picture of Daniel-Day Lewis in 'There Will Be Blood' but with my face and saying 'There Will Be Bras'? I offer absolutely nothing in return by way of incentive, cheers.

A Photo Comment So Very Sweet
THE PHOTOGRAPHY A first glance at this beautyful face,Made me curious for a further pace,I hope that it is not a mortal sin,If for a moment I admire your skin,Delightful gloss and a delicate reflect,Only trained artist eyes may detect. I see sadness in your beautyful eyes,Maybe that is why we had quick ties,Your luxuous lips in a smiling pose,And I see you as a blossoming rose,I saw the face of unconditional love,In this humble photography above. Your rounded shoulders seem strong,I see them delicate, am I being wrong?Your body is full of infinite generosity,A sign of femininity and mother's vitality,If I omitted some of your amazing aspect,It was because I want to prove my respect. Not because I thought you'd be prude,I just didn't want to be cruelly rude,For you have so much noble sentiments,I didn't want to do things I'd have repents,For you have shown me only pure love,I saw it all on this humble photo above. I hope I made you smile today, friendHuggies This was left for m

Photos Of My New Houston Dungeon & Opportunities To Serve
I wanted to share a few photos of My new dungeon with you guys It's fully functional and I'm very proud of it but it's not even close to how I want it yet. There's a ton of stuff still left to do before It's what I might consider "done"... Here's a small, incomplete list of what needs to be done before then: Paint the walls gray Lay new flooring (the present flooring is ugly and was not done properly) Build or buy a St. Andrew's Cross Build or buy a spanking horse Install more suspension points in the ceiling, spaced as needed for a sling Build a horizontal cage to mount the top of the current bondage table on Fix the windows sills and frames so you can put in an a/c and seal the gaps Get new floor lamps and mood lighting of some sort Make more wall racks for the restraints and mount them on the opposite wall Buy more drawer sets that match the current ones Buy an IV/enema stand (and eventually get an ob/gyn exam table) Mount wall shelves in the equipment closets and on

Photogragh
Fear falls hard like rain again washing over meYou say nothing will ever change what do i BelieveYou fall deep inside again nothing left to seeWeakness fills your heart again you put it toRestForfeit everything because you were neverStrong enoughClose my eyes again and pray that life will notGive upI try to see your face again a photograph for meYour voice calling out again nothing left for meYou try to find your place again waiting just toBreatheWeakness takes your heart again you put it toRest....locked inside againDid you forget about the things i said Fight the lies inside your headDeny those who try to bring you downKill the pain and emptinessFind a love and lose yourselfWithout this life you're just a memory...lockedInside again artist:12stone album:Potter's Field this song means alot to me

Photobucket Issue And Skins And Albums
OK GUYS MY PHOTOBUCKET BANDWITH WAS OVER ITS LIMIT THATS WHY I HAD TO DELETE ALL MY SKINS AND DELETE ALMOST EVERYTHING I GOTTA START OVER. BUT AS FOR THE SKIN FOR THE ALBUM I HAVE THE KISS SKIN BACK UP I FIGURED EVERYONE LIKED IT SO I FIXED IT FIRST. IF U WANNA RIP IT PLEASE DO IM SORRY EVERYTHING CRASHED I AM TRYING TO GET THE HEART SKIN BACK UP THE ONE WITH THE PLAID BACKGROUND ON IT WILL DO THAT. AND IF U WANNA RIP IT GO FOR IT. I WILL DO IT TOMORROW. BUT IM SORRY FOR THE PROBLEM I WILL REDO PPLS SKINS JUST LET ME GET IT BACK TOGETHER AND STUFF IM WORKING ON IT. I SAVED SOMETHINGS BUT I WILL DO NEW THINGS. JUST I AM NOT HAPPY I BEEN REALLY ANNOYED ABOUT IT ALL. SO PLEASE BARE WITH ME IF U WANT TO LEARN TO MAKE ASK BUT GIVE ME TIME. I WILL HELP YOU I GET ASKED ALOT BUT IM NOT A PRO AT IT IM NOT SAYING IM THE BEST I TRY TO DO WHAT I CAN BUT IT TOOK ME AWAILE TO LEARN. BUT ITS NOT HARD TRUST ME. BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST TO GET EVERYTHING BACK AS FOR PPL THAT I DID

Photoshoot?
Sometimes, the greatest nights are the ones that you never see coming. Alone on my couch, I was just getting home from work and had no idea that it was one of those nights. It was a night just like any other, I got out at 8 and came straight home. Took off my pants, turned on the tv and hopped on the computer to check messages and see if anyone interesting was online. It took about 30 seconds for me to get an IM from you. I thought it was a little strange since I hadn’t heard from you in weeks, and but I was still excited to finally hear from you. “Hey” was all your message said, but nothing more was needed. “Hey, whats up?” I asked you back. “I want to do a shoot.” You told me kind of taking me by surprise. For as long as I have known you, you were never interested in doing a shoot. Why now I thought? Why all of a sudden? I had asked you probably 50 times, and it always ended up being some excuse about how y

Photo For Me Mum
This should really be a MuMM I guess, but people'd just say it's a hot or not and I have to go to work and I really don't want to argue with the asinine before then. In a nutshell, I am thinking of giving my mum a birthday present which is a photo of me (yes I know, every level of cheese and ego). Buttttttt, she only has about one photo of me after the age of 5, and I also wanted to show her I wear her knitting (long story, I don't much like knitted stuff...she likes knitting stuff...I have a lot of knitted stuff). Soooo I was gonna get this photo mounted with some kinda cheesy message (I'll put the photo in the comments cuz I suck at blogging with pics). I know my mother will say it's lovely regardless, which is why I need you brutal bastards to say 'piss off that's stupid/ugly/what the hell are you thinking?' I don't like doing selfies, and so I'm really not wanting to try and take another, but if it looks like I should, I will. I don't think it's a particularly good one

A Photo Blog
So because I can, Im gonna right a little about myself. Just some random things.Things from the past.Read if you like. There will be pictures. Firstly, I miss being close to my younger sister Rachel. We were tighter then you can imagine.But things happen, and people change,and you grow apart.But one of the greatest nights of my life is when Rach and I were pretending to snort pixie sticks, pretending to be Gangster, and listening to BSB. Fuck we were fabulous. Still are. You wish you could be that gangster.Rachel and I used to get all dressed up just to take pictures together with the webcam.It always was a night of glam, and laughs.And random weird videos that no one would understand but her and I.When we were younger, rach and I would play Barbies all night. till like 3am.She always ended up playing with most of the barbies cause she had the better imagination.Pics of us when we were youngins: yeah. i looked like an old lady.it was for a christmas thing for school,he

Photo Shoot
Once again I'm trying to pick a picture to use on facebook. Help me decide please. Just leave your vote in the comments. :) #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 Ok, have fun and let me know what you think. I have the hardest time deciding between pictures to use on there.

Photo Tagging Is Here!
A few days ago we turned on the ability to tag your fubar friends and random objects/items in photos. In the next few weeks as we get more tags entered into the system, we'll start adding some searching and grouping features around the tags. Make sure to get your photos tags if you want them included! There's also a few achievements associated with the tags to make it more entertaining. To add tags to a photo simply click the "My" menu item at the top left of the page, then select "Photos". Under each photo you'll find a "Tag Photo" link, click that and you can enter your tags. Soon we'll also be letting you tag people who aren't on fubar, that should be good times. :P If you have any troubles or ideas to make the photo tagging better, feel free to leave a comment in this blog or in the Support blog. Have a good weekend everyone! -mike

Photography
I am sleepy as I write this blog, but I thought I would wrap up the night by updating my blogs. I don't get to write online as much as I used to, but this is one thing I love. A lot of my work now is wrapped up in photographing people at work places, buildings for their web sites, and even real estate for the real estate webs...so I thought I would do this just for fun. I am still an intermediate photographer, but the best way to become a better photographer is to practice, so I thought I would see if anyone is interested. I do a lot of business 'stuff', and my true passion is in the art of photography. I don't care if people are naked, clothed, climbing ropes, in a dungeon, hitting a baseball...it is the true reason I love photography. It is the moment in time when a scene is frozen forever...and printed or put on a web page for eternity. I am still working at getting better, so I just got some new gear, read a whole lot of technical stuff on the "what if" and I think I am ready to a

Photo Uploader Annoying !
Ok, the reorder pictures thing so doesnt work . So I decided to deleate all my pics , and reupload them . Thought that would be simple, except then uploaded pictures didnt appear. So after like 5 tires i finally got them up in the order I want them. So, friends, go view them and comment and rate away ! Other then that, just another day with the same old bs. You know , same crap , different day. Ya thats applies to life. ~ Peace

Photo Challenge
That sounds WAY more sensible than this is gonna be. Basically, I have a Happy Hour to do *pauses for gasps of awe and amazement*...Helly has one too, but cuz she's like a proper decent hoar now, she'll probably be looking for ways to maximise her levelling abilities and stuffs (ie, she won't want to be associated with me...especially now). I don't like the idea of just going through the motions (minds OUT of gutter tyvm)...because someone was very generous. SOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to do an homage to the poor abused lollipops of fu. Realistically (and sadly) I do have enough god-awful lollipop pics of my own to get me through, BUT the kind gentleman Mr Higgs Boson did agree to letting me swipe his for the hour as well. Which gave me a more betterer idea (more betterer is deliberate, stfu)...I think the more god-awful lollipop pics I can get the better (Mr Boson aside, obviously his is a work of art). Sooooooooooooooo I think you all should help me. All being the operat

Photo Tab New Skin Help
HOW TO: Bring Back Photo Tab Or Hide Photo Tab On New Skin Public Profile.. If You Need Any Other Video Help Send Me A Private Message And I Will Make A Video To Help You Thru What I Can.... Here Is The URL If You Can Not See The YouTube Video Posted Here..Click On The Code Or Copy & Paste White Code Below Into Browser And You Will See The Video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpp1TekLmF8

Photo/video Editing Stuffs, Please Read :d
Good morning fellow Fubarians. This, in short, is a representative of some of the photo editing and video editing that I can do and also a guideline for pricing. It's not really a rule book per say, but it's a guide for me and you. It's also to help me remember a few things that my mind has a tendancy to randomly forget. Brain Farts pwn all. So without anymore delay...here we go! As some of you know I've been doing Photo Editing for quite some time. I love it. It's a passion for me. Am I God's gift to it? Hell no. I do think that I'm pretty good at it though ;). I have offered editing for donations and people have generally been really, really, really awesome and generous, and to you, I thank you! There are some that have just taken and given nothing....which kind of sucks. I mean even a simple Thank you is good enough ya know? Anyhoo, this isn't a rant, more of a reasoning as to why I'm making this blog. I'm going to apply pricing to my edits now, as most people do on here. Not

Photoshop
apparently, I'm so good at photoshop, someone thought that picture of the guy with the donuts on his cock was really me I thought it was obviously not, lol That being said, I got a friend request from someone who appeared nice enough, but I went to her page and proceeded to peruse the most terribly photoshopped face-smoothing and body slimming I'd ever seen. I wonder if this person is able to leave her house, given the extent of effort expended on her internet persona. Scary!

Photo Shoot Opportunity
JUNE 10TH AND 11TH I WILL BE IN LOS ANGELES, CA FOR A BOUDOIR PHOTO SHOOT. THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS FLYING IN FROM OHIO FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY AND THERE ARE STILL SLOTS AVAILABLE. THERE WILL BE BOTH HOTEL SHOOT AND A BEACH/OUTDOORS SHOOT IN THOSE TWO DAYS! SHE WILL BE DOING SINGLES LOOKING TO DO SOME SEXY PICTURES FOR THEIR LOVED ONE OR JUST FOR THEMSELVES AS WELL AS COUPLES WANTING TO SPICE THINGS UP A BIT... SHE ALSO IS ACCEPTING SINGLES, COUPLES, AND FAMILIES FOR SOME MORE "NORMAL" PICS YOU DECIDE, WHATEVER YOR FANCY SHE WLL BE DOING IT THESE TWO DAYS SO IF YOU ARE IN OR NEAR L.A. OR KNOW ANYONE IN OR NEAR (OR WILLING TO GO TO) L.A. HIT ME UP TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME OF HER WORK OR RESERVE YOUR SPOT DIRECTLY THRU HER VISIT HER LINK ON FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=134931289909655 THAT LINK SHOWS SOME PICTURES SHE HAS DONE AS WELL AS PRICING. AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW THE PRICE IS AROX $150-250 PER SESSION THAT IS FOR SINGLES COUPLES OR FAMILY SHO

Photograph During Webcam Chat
MODEL Release WANTED: Would like to keep a friend’s list, friends for cam2cam and chat that allow snapshots or screen captures, for model release. The gallery listed in text below is a link. THE photos featured are PG erotic in nature or nude with concealments. NOT HARDCORE. STRICTLY a hobby without any propositioning or financial incentive. GOOD WEBCAM - portraits and photos happen during conversation when the photos are taken without making a ‘statement’ that a snapshot is coming. A series of photos during normal conversation and natural behavior are important to my photo essays.ACCEPT if you think a cam2cam ‘date and conversation’ would be interesting. ACCEPT, if you include me in your chat list, for spontaneous cam2cam or chat conversation.YES ALLOWS ME TO PHOTOGRAPH during normal webcam chat conversations.YOU MAY BECOME A MODEL in my gallery’s photo essays. IF you want some exposure on your webcam that is more engaging and sexua

Photos: Graphic Anti-smoking Warnings To Come In June
Cigarette packs are about to get a whole lot more jarring in Canada. Health Minister Leona Aglukkaq, accompanied by the widower and daughter of antismoking crusader Barb Tarbox,burberry outlet visited a school in Ottawa on Tuesday to announce that tobacco companies will have to start selling revamped cigarette packages by next June. Twelve new images will cover 75 per cent of the outside panel of cigarette packages and eight new health messages will appear on the inside in full colour in an attempt to turn off smokers. A picture of a dying Barb Tarbox, a lifelong smoker who died of lung cancer in 2003 at age 42, will be among the new images on the outside panels. "This is one story of many in Canada, and the family agreed to help and work with us to get their message to Canadians, and I thank them for their courage and their leadership in trying to reach out to young people," the health minister said Tuesday. Speaking directly to the Grade 8 students on hand for the announcement,

The Photograph
He told me I was beautiful, he told me I walked in innocence and that I left a path of devastation in my wake. He believed in me, yet I couldn’t see the beauty in me that he talked about. He took a photograph, showed me my soul, and through his eyes I saw love. Through his eyes I saw me for the first time. I looked into his eyes and saw my destiny; he looked into mine and saw my heart. Is it true that you only really know love when you look into your partners eyes and see yourself looking back? I could feel him, I sensed his aura even when we were apart, I could smell him, and I knew instantly this is someone I could love forever. We meet people for a reason. I look at the photograph and I remember. My heart did something it had never done before ....... nor ever will again Love; trust & Angels still walk beside me

Photo Contest....
I entered my first photo contest, finally. If you like my photos and graphics and wouldn't mind taking a moment to come and "like" my photo, I would really appreciate it! :) You may have to register on the site to "vote/like" and you must be 21 or over. I can't find a direct link to my photo, but here is a link to the gallary https://www.marlboro.com/black/capture-the-unknown/gallery/ My entry is the photo of a rusted bell by "Erin B Denver, Co" I totally appreciate everyones support :) xxoo ~Postal

Photo Editing Pages??
Does anyone know of photo editing webpages? Somewhere I can go to make my gifs n things like that? I have forgotten every page I went to and this is a new computer so I never went to those pages on here. Bummed out! Need to make new pics!! PLEASE HELP! MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

A Photo Of You
Starring at this photo of you, I have no clue of what to do. I’m softened by your smile is it a mask or is it true. I start to sob some guilty tears, I’ve held back for years and years. I think of you when I feel weak you strengthen me as a patch is to a leak. I wonder how you are and what you must be like, I’ve made plans to make things right. Plans don’t always go according to plans, something happens, mistakes are made; we revise analyze and plan to make plans again. I can’t tell you of how I feel your ears haven’t even heard my voice and I yours. If I could provide you with guidance, I’d advise you of all my wrong doings and bad habits. You will find them, choose and decide for your own better judgment along the way. I wish you well as you age and hope that someday you will seek to acknowledge my being. I pray that you find a better man than I could ever be; someone stronger and wiser, someone that will love you deeper than I.

Photos: New Ipad 2 Ipad 3 Ipad 4 Most Protective Survivor Case
New released New iPad 2 iPad 3 iPad 4 Most protective Griffin Survivor Case. This Survivor case for iPad is designed from the inside out to protect ipad from extreme conditions and a host of other environmental factors. It is the most protective case for iPad 2/3/4.

Photos De Robe Soiree 2013
Cette fille n'est pas fasciné devant une robe de mariée et de rêver avec son prince charmant, à plusieurs reprises rêves plus vite que vous le pensez et vous êtes déjà à planifier votre mariage. Il ya plusieurs choses à faire, l'une des choses qui donne l'illusion est plus choisir la robe de mariée parfaite est impeccable en ce jour le plus important de la vie. En cette année 2013, il ya une infinité de nouveaux modèles de robe soirée courte qui sont appropriés pour vous d'essayer et vous prenez l'un d'eux. De taille princesse robe qui ne sortent jamais de la mode est toujours le plus préféré par les mariées, avec des jupes volumineuses, des ornements très lumineux, des volants et des arcs, des versions simples avec des coupes très légères ou des modèles modernes avec des détails intéressants. La collection de robe soirée 2013 est très vaste. Ne manquez pas cette collection va vous montrer ci-dessous et découvrez comment préparer les concepteurs pour vous à la mode de mariage cett

Photo Fraud!!!
Richard Burga IS Fubar Warrior, he is a sexual offender and does not work with the Florida Glamour photography like he may claim. he says his name is Richie his SN for skype and Yahoo is dreamzmadeforever http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=22484 DO NOT LET HIM ANY WHERE NEAR YOU! He Almost got me. Please don't let him get you.

Phrases You Don't See On A Halmark Cards Looking Back Over The Years That We've Been Together, I Cant Help But Wonder.....
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I cant help but wonder..... What was I thinking. Congrats on your wedding day!........ To bad no one likes your husband / wife How could two people as beautiful as you..... Have such an ugly baby I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.... After having met you, I've changed my mind I must admit you brought religion to my life.... I've never believed in hell until I met you As the days go by I think of how lucky I am...... That your not here to ruin it for me As you grow older. I think of all the gifts you've given me..... Like the need for therapy Thanks for being a part of my life.... I never knew what evil was before this Before you go..... Would you please take the knife out of my back, you'll probably need it again Someday I hope to get married.... But not to you You look great for your age.... Almost lifelike When we were together you always said you'd die for me..

Phrases Of Wisdom
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is wha t hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband ha

Phrases
~*If you kill me today, I will haunt you tomorrow! ~*Is this what we're meant to be? A trunk of dusty things? Maybe one day you'll think more of us! ~*Looking in your eyes, I don't always find what I need. What if I were to die? Would tears fall like streams from your eyes? ~*My heart, once so full of love and happiness, Now is torn and the pieces blowing away. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~ Only candel light to see Darkness surrounds the outline of my body Cold and alont I sit and wonder My head so heavy with questions Rain runs down the window, Like tears from my eyes not that long ago. The knife and pills so tempting now Who would give a damn?

Phrases 2
~*Push me down, I come back Doubt me, I'll prove you wrong. You'll never understand who I am, what I can truely be! ~*You say I am weak? who's ass cried just last week? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ As I sit silently, after hours of screams My mind spins so, it cannot wander. I sit and watch the flashing lightes below Vehicles fly by, but seem so slow. Wind carries my hair across the bruises. Tears are dried to my face, as no more are permitted to fall. ~*Rallying in the darkness no light for a guide Heart beats so loudly, as I stumble so blindly. ~* A touch of your hand and I am stranded again Right back where I started but this time I have turned cold-hearted. ~* I sit and wonder This thought I ponder As I still sit alone Is it this world I hate, or is death my fate? Which would hurt worse?

Phrases For Girls
Listening to a song the other day and heared that term "dime piece". I was thinking about that and then thought of something else I heared about that--- something along the lines of "keep your dime piece...I'm worth more." Ya know, that's true. If that's all a guy's lookin for is a "dime piece"... then he's not looking for much. I don't have the best self-esteem, but it's getting better, and I can say that for myself. Keep your chump change. I'm worth more than that. That also can pertain to that term some females like for themselves--- princess. HORRIBLE!!! I've ALWAYS hated that phrase. I consider it an insult. So it goes for that too-- I'll treat you like a king while being your queen. You want the lesser, then that's too bad. Your expectations must be pretty low for yourself. I think I'm finally to that point where I'm done with that.

A Phrase You Shouldn't Think Of, Or Utter...
"It can't possibly get worse." Well, I'm living proof that it can. To top all the other ailments I've expressed emotion about in previous blogs, due to my waning health.... **Cover your ears, I'm gonna scream so hard that I'll probably develop laryngitis, and turn blurple from coughing.......** I HAVE A FUCKING EAR INFECTION AND SINUSITIS, ALONG WITH..... you won't believe it! I JUST DEVELOPED A LOVELY (BULLSHIT WORD-- IT'S HORRIBLE)CASE OF SHINGLES DOWN MY LEFT SIDE!!!!! As you can see, I feel just like Angelina here..pulling my hair out!! Damn it, I just can't cath a break...and Mayo Clinic has rejected me as a possible patient. They have a waiting list that is so long, they aren't adding anyone until probably 2 years from now. Seems like the [patients on the waiting list will be dead before they are treated. Once again, please feel free to just cover those ears, cause this is some seriously wicked cartoon style cursing: ***!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*(*&^%

9 Phrases Or Words Women Say & What Is Meant:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! (5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for you

Phrozen Apocalypse
I'm the Phrozen Body Boy and I am here to kill youYou will all fuckin' bow to me and I will prove your God failed youBurn a church and I will fuckin' execute a priestCause I am the fuckin' antichrist and your punk life will soon deceaseI'm the Phrozen Body Boy and I am here to kill youYou will all fuckin' bow to me and I will prove your God failed youBurn a church and I will fuckin' execute a priestCause I am the fuckin' antichrist and your punk life will soon deceaseActin' like a punk bitch, frontin' like a little boyI'm the frozen one bitch here to destroyFrontline bitch time to start the fuckin' warCrucify a Christian gettin' off to the goreI know you run your mouth kill your kid before he's bornI'll execute your wife so she'll never have to mournWatch which side you pick cause Heaven's gonna fallCause I got the Christ head and I hear daddy callI'm still the Devils son until I overtake the throneI'm as bad as they come with a chrome to postTell me where the blessing's at while I'm s

Phát Triển Thần Kỳ Của Công Nghiệp ôtô Thái Lan
Lịch sử ôtô Thái Lan bắt đầu từ những năm 1960, cho đến nay đất nước chùa Vàng đã trở thành một trong những nước sản xuất xe hơi nhiều nhất thế giới. Từ một nền công nghiệp xe hơi sơ khai, Thái Lan nhanh chóng phát triển, là nơi đặt nhà máy của nhiều hãng xe lớn trên thế giới. Năm 2010, đất nước này sản xuất 1,6 triệu chiếc, xếp thứ 12 thế giới trong khi trước đó 10 năm vẫn đang ở vị trí 19. Góp mặt ở Thái Lan nhiều nhất vẫn là các liên doanh của Nhật Bản như Toyota, Honda, Nissan, Isuzu... Thái Lan dù không phải là thị trường ô tô đình đám

Phát Tờ Rơi Tìm Thi Thể Nạn Nhân Trôi Sông
Ngày 23-10, đại tá Dương Văn Giáp, trưởng Phòng CSĐT tội phạm về trật tự xã hội (PC45) Công an Hà Nội, khẳng định đến ngày 23-10, CQĐT chưa có tài liệu gì chứng minh vợ của nghi phạm Nguyễn Mạnh Tường có liên quan đến vụ án mạng. Ông Giáp khẳng định cơ quan điều tra chỉ mời vợ của nghi phạm đến để hỏi một số việc chứ hoàn toàn không có chuyện bắt giữ. Ông Giáp cho biết cho đến khi xảy ra vụ án mạng thì nghi phạm vẫn chưa có hồ sơ xin phép Sở Y tế về chức năng phẫu thuật thẩm mỹ cho thẩm mỹ viện của mình. Do đó trên c

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Phat to roi tại ngã tư và tại nhà theo yêu cầu khách hàng,Đây là hinh thức phát tờ rơi phổ biến nhất hiện nay, phù hợp với tất cả các sản phẩm dịch vụ, tờ rơi của bạn sẽ đến được tận tay của số lượng rất lớn khách hàng tiềm năng, và với đủ với các tầng lớp người tiêu dùng trong xã hội, đảm bảo tờ rơi không bị mất, mang lại hiệu quả cao nhất cho chương trình quảng cáo của bạn, với dịch vụ phát tờ rơi ở ngã tư và tận nhà công ty chúng tôi sẽ cử đội ngũ nhân viên phát tờ rơi năng động và nhiệt tình đến tấ

Phát Tờ Rơi Hình Thức Quảng Cáo Tối ưu Cho Doanh Nghiệp Vừa Và Nhỏ
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Lãnh đạo Phòng CSGT Công an tỉnh Hà Tĩnh cho biết: để hạn chế tai nạn qua địa bàn, ngoài hơn 3.000 to roi đã được phát trước đó, lực lượng CSGT tiếp tục phat to roi cảnh báo tai nạn giao thông cho lái xe đi qua tuyến quốc lộ 1A - Hà Tĩnh. Hồi 8h30' ngày 25/7, trên quốc lộ 1A đoạn qua xã Đậu Liêu, thị xã Hồng Lĩnh - tỉnh Hà Tĩnh đã xảy ra vụ TNGT đặc biệt nghiêm trọng giữa xe tải BKS 37S-0739 lưu thông hướng Bắc - Nam với 2 xe chở khách đang dừng để sang khách tại đây. Vụ tai nạn đã làm 2 người chết và 5 người bị thương, trong đó có 3 người bị t

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Với bộ máy hoàn thiện, vững mạnh, ấy vậy mà chính quyền huyện Yên Thành (Nghệ An) phải dùng tới biện pháp phat to roi để người dân tốc giác mới biết được các hội nuôi hổ. Còn người dân Đà Nẵng thì tự trang bị mõ tre, gậy tầm vông để bắt trộm, cướp.Tình trạng nuôi hổ tại Nghệ An diễn ra đã lâu, nhưng lực lượ

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Bước chân vào quãng đời sinh viên xa nhà, có biết bao điều thú vị mà tôi muốn trải nghiệm. Và tôi đã bắt đầu cuộc sống tự lập hằng ao ước của mình bằng một công việc làm thêm: phat to roi. Có thật nhiều điều thú vị trong cái công việc tưởng chừng đơn giản này. ảnh minh hoạ Phat to roi

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Nhàng hàng, quán ăn ở Việt Nam có thể nói nhiều top trên thế giới. Không chỉ vì số lượng mà còn đa dạng loại hình, từ quán ăn vìa hè, trong hẻm cho tới những nhà hàng sang trọng, trung tâm ẩm thực cao cấp. Cùng với đó, sự phong phú trong ẩm thực Việt Nam cũng góp phần cho thị trường ẩm thực phát triển mạnh mẽ, đặc biệt trong những năm gần đây với các món ăn phong phú và đa dạng về loại hình, quy mô.Việc thành công của một doanh nghiệp ẩm thực phụ thuộc vào nhiều yếu tố, trong đó món ăn ngon, sạch sẽ, hợp khẩu vì phải là chuyện đương nhiên. Nhưng như v̑

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Số nạn nhân tử vong vì rượu nếp 29 Hà Nội đã lên đến 6 người. Quảng Ninh đang khẩn trương in to roi thông báo khẩn cấp về loại rượu cực độc này tới từng tổ dân phố, chợ, cơ sở kinh doanh để người dân nắm bắt tình hình, giao nộp rượu nếp 29 Hà Nội.Ngày 8/12, Sở Y tế Quảng Ninh cho biết, đã có thêm hai nạn nhân tử vong sau khi uống rượu nếp 29 Hà Nội. Hai nạn nhân đều quê ở thị xã Phủ Lý (Hà Nam), trước khi cấp cứu tại Bệnh viện Đa khoa Quảng Ninh đã uống rượu tại Cẩm Phả ngày 7/12. Hiện hai nạn nhân đã được gia

Phucking Phunny Poetry Dump
Twas the night befor Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sp rang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm spe aking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look

Phuck Me Please
i want u 2 spank & pull my hair that would be great jus get on top & dominate do me how you will fuck me so hard as if me you wanted 2 kill as i take my throbbing tool of love doin doggystyle in your pussy i will shove i wont stop till your feelin fine lay back baby im ready 4 some 69 if your not into it jus open your legs so i can lick & please your clit i want u 2 cum like never b4 so please treat me like im your manwhore

Phuck Yoo, In Flames.
Okay, so I have a little game going with a friend of mine where we flip each other off in different ways. It's childish, but fun. I thought it would be a good idea to light the words "fuck you" on fire on my carport. (I know, I'm wee tah did). Anyway, it definitely left a mark on my carport. (See pictures below) How the FUCK do I get the fire stain crap off my carport?! It's facing the road and I'm sure my neighbors are loving it. (I'm covering it with an outdoor rug for now.) I've tried scrubbing and using soap, and a few other cleaners...no dice.

Phuck The War.
I stole the facts in this blog from Suzie, but since she never comes on Fubar she won't care. The song is by Thrice, its about how big countries don't do enough to help those in need. (Including those in need in our own country.) Perhaps instead of fighting wars, we should focus on feeding the hungry, or helping the victims of genocide in Darfur. Thrice - Cold Cash, Colder Hearts. They are sick, they are poor And they die by the thousands and we look away They are wolves at the door And they're not gonna move us or get in our way 'Cause we don't have the time Here at the top of the world Feeling alright Here at the top of the world We hold our own by keeping our hearts cold Different god, darker skin They are just not a burden that we'd like to bear They are living in "sin" There are so many reasons for us not to care But I'm feeling alright Here at the top of the world Doing just fine Here at the top of the world We've learned money matters

A Phucked Up Day
It's amazing what the human mind can do...to push things aside or momentarily forget, just to merely survive...it's amazing how a person can realize in a moment..just why they do certain things...or act certain ways...and realize almost magically part of who you are that you never even knew...then feel afraid of that...or relieved by that...but mostly wonder how you can be so complex...and why or how does the mind decide when to reveal a bit of you...to you. Once these things are revealed...you may understand some of your thinking or actions...but you still can't change it...just understand why the dysfunction of self is there...and knowing there is no control...you have no control of these things nor any control over when or what the mind will reveal next. Then you understand the mind is keeping you "safe" by changing you as a person...these things you think or do...that ensure your survival...these things may help keep you safe, but they will keep you from happiness also...you

Phuck List
My Phuck list 1. Phuck the fakes. 2. Phuck the liars 3. Phuck the haters. 4. Phuck the cheaters. 5. Phuck the pretend friends. 6. Phuck the ones who turn their backs when you make a mistake. 7. Phuck the scammers. 8. Phuck downraters.. lol 9. Phuck the abusers 10. Phuck the people who feel the need to slut their way through to get anywhere in life.

Phuckin Members
Twisted Phuckers!! A select group of off the hook, totally rad, extremely sexy, super fly, wicked crazy, bad ass individuals aka US Welcome and Congratulations on being a Twisted Phucker We are gathered here today to acknowledge all the douchebags fucktards and dip shits of the world.... If you to are a dipshit this may not be the group for you. We can not be held liable for hurt feelings or unexpected and random acts of assholish behavior. If at anytime you feel your civil or personal rights have been violated please feel free to email us with your concerns. We would love to have you be the next douchebag of the day. With that said we take all requests seriously and only after a thorough investigation into your worthiness to be named twisted phucker will you be allowed to join. If we feel you fall under the category of any of the above said dipshits, don’t be surprised if we kick you out after said complaint and tell you to piss off!!! Your Twisted Phuckers....This Is Your Famil

Phuck It
Society fuck it I've had enough. People and ruling are always changing who really knows why maybe so they can fit in with all the bullshit around today. Ever since a certain date that accured chaos has arose. Never really cared about what was going on yeah it may effect my life, but it is all about change anymore. I'll change along the lines to make myself more approved, but never to be like everyone else fuck that nonsence. I am an INDIVIDUAL. I am the one who makes my life not society. It maybe ran by rules, but really rules are meant to be broken or bent to make yourself civil. So maybe i am crazy for the way i think, maybe I'm not, not do I care what you think because I am who I am, and I act the way i am for me not you or anyone else. If you dont like it than piss off and run to be like the rest of that bullshit because i will never change who i am for anyone.

Phucking Bullshyt
What the fuck ever happen to having free fucking will? Whatever happen to goin on a website to express who the fuck you are as an INDIVIDUAL because you cannot be what society wants you to be? Do really have to sit the fuck back because its the right thing to do? Hell this website used to be fun because we could be who we are intented to fucking be not what other want us to fucking be, and here we are 6 fucking years later saying "oh look lets make this website more accessable for the public or society." Well fuck the public, fuck society, fuck everyone that says it for the best. What happen to our fucking freedom to have the right to free speech, to express our selfs as one? Come on FUBAR are you really going to make all this bullshit over run you? For crying out allowed 6 years ago you had kids on here posting pics left and right of shit they never should have and now you are saying we cant have a simple picture of who we are male or female having bits exposed for what? because its s

Phukk Me And I'll Phukk You..
wanna have sex with me??? post this & see just how many people comment you saying they wanna have sex with you. 1. No 2.may be 3.hell yea 4.get the condom 5. when, where, what positions 6.my pants are already off 7. I'm in bed waiting(wink wink) 8. fuck condoms come here do it, trust me the awnser you get will amaze u. It's good 2 know

Phukk Me And I'll Phukk You...
wanna have sex with me??? post this & see just how many people comment you saying they wanna have sex with you.1. No2.may be3.hell yea4.get the condom5. when, where, what positions6.my pants are already off7. I'm in bed waiting(wink wink)8. fuck condoms come heredo it, trust me the awnser you get will amaze u. It's good 2 know

Phukn Dr's
Went to see the Dr today. He came in with this wonderful story. Blew smoke up our asses, got us out there, for us to get home and find out the pathology report says it is worse than said by dr. I am so tired of the crap. Just lay it on the damn line and tell me the damn truth. I want to get a second opinion but that means enduring more physical pain. I am considering taking all this away from the Dr.'s all together and let what is gonna be, BE! What to do what to do

Phu Kien Tu Bep, Phu Kien Tu Bep Dep, Phu Kien Tu Bep Gia Dinh
Các mẫu phụ kiện tủ bếp mà bạn không thể bỏ qua cho một bộ tủ bếp thông minh, hiện đại như: thùng rác âm tủ, ray trượt bình gas, kệ gia vị, kệ góc 4 rổ, kệ úp chén dĩa tủ bấp trên có khay hứng nước, tủ đồ khô 12 rổ, kệ góc 1/2 .... và lựa chọn phụ kiện nào cho tủ bếp của bạn thì còn đợi nhu cầu, sở thích của chính bạn. Phụ kiện tủ bếp, phụ kiện bếp, phụ kiện tủ bếp, phụ kiện tủ bếp inox, phụ kiện tủ bếp wellmax, phụ kiện tủ bếp hiện đại.Kệ úp chén đĩa 2 tầng inoxMã sp: SJ222Kích thước: D265xW640xH580Giá:

2 Phunny
like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes. Send photo of someone else. No freaks!

Phun Time Wit Drow...we Got This
GangstaRock Bizznotchezz..can u digg it ^-^ said: these niggas got problems.dont think there is a head doctor out thee that could solve em. and i dont care if i was ballin.get outta line wit me and the paremedics are callin.you know shit about us.we'll flip a fuckin bust and its straight to fists and cuffs.stage you with an upper cut.we aint playin.we fukkin nuts.so gangin all up on us will leave ya'll niggas in the dust.haha i got rhymes for you to ...thats pretty neat eh -Each1 Teach1-BrassKnucklePoet said: ashes to ashes and dust to dust, im smashin lookin in my rearview at the butts of sluts, how they gon look at me nuts?..hittem with a biiiiatch whuddup? im gon follow it up, till they cant swallow enough, put some jizzm on the belly if they keep hollerin stuff.... GangstaRock Bizznotchezz..can u digg it ^-^ said: got this gat on my waist and this look up on my eye-these demons are along for the ride-i get high.then im fine.no i aint.shit im lyin.i got this fight goin

Phẫu Thuật Bấm Mí Mắt Hàn Quốc
Không thể phủ nhận sức thu hút và nét duyên ngầm của mắt một mí, nhưng đôi mắt hai mí to tròn lại được đánh giá là tạo cho khuôn mặt sự rạng ngời, tươi tắn và quyến rũ hơn. Giải pháp mới để biến đôi mắt một mí thành mắt hai mí là cực kỳ đơn giản với phương pháp bấm mí Hàn Quốc. Ảnh minh họa. Bấm mí mắt là một kỹ thuật giúp mang lại đôi mắt 2 mí to tròn, long lanh. Phương pháp này xuất phát điểm từ Hàn Quốc và nhanh chóng được đón nhận nhiệt tình vì những ưu điểm vượt trội của nó. Song nhiều người còn e dè trước quyết &

Phx Area Benefit
I'll be in Tempe, AZ Sat night at Last Exit with Robin Wilson from Gin Blossoms, he is having his annual Lancapalooza party. $10 cover and proceeds go to Maricopa Animal Shelter. See you there. Find me and don't forget to say hi!

Phyco Bitch
Are you a phyco bitch? Do you get upset when the power goes out when your sops are on! Do you coas out every one at the gas station when the line long and they are low on gas. Man you are a bitch when the police call you one once you drive off, He's the nice guy in the world and he is calling some one a bitch. Dam you have piss me off you bitch why cant you just shut your trap and play nice. Why must you be bitchey to every one when they are being nice to you. I hope I never see you when I am at work I might just turn you around and show you the door before you can even get one word out your mouth. Stay u show your face no more you phyico bitch. You are no longer welcome hear.

The Phylogenesis Of Explore Engine Improvement Poetics
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Physical Therapy And Moving
Well yesterday I went to my first PT session....to strengthen my kness. you see I am double jointed aparently and that in combo with being overweight is really really bad for my joints. I am feeling lots of pain in my knees some of it osteo arhritis... So my Physical therepist is really cool and nice. She made me break a sweat though....oh gee...how cruel....LOL Oh and We put in a bid for a double wide...We as in my parents and I...yeah i'm going to move in with my parents again but they need me and I need them...you see I have to dish out probably as much as I am now...but anything is better than living where I am now.....Seriously you only know the half of it. We found a huge lot where we could put a swing set, fence, pool and have a dog ...its huge!! i'm not gonna tell you exactly where but its in the Ladson,SC area. NICE....... :D

Physio Again
another fortnight has passed and its physio time again,hope he doesnt hurt me as much as last time as i was in some discomfort for a couple of days after last time,it still give me greif now but just get on with it,alot of people in this world with bigger problems than me

Physical Therapy
I am going to physical therapy for my back. When i get there, they ask me my pain level, itsnear a 4 or 5 , somedays a 8 or 10. but it never fails when i leave, i am in more pain than when i started. so today i went and signed ion, did a couple a stretches and snuck out..................now i feel much better

Physical And Emotional Abuse
I just read a bullitin on physical abuse and it saddened me and it brought back memories for me of my own experiences and I think we are forgetting the other abuse that stays long after the bruising fades and the broken arms heals...The EMOTIONAL AND Psychological abuse that like a snake slithers quietly and softly into our spirit and once there starts squeezing and crushing it to death until we are left more broken than any physical assault.. How many times have we heard from the abuser You whore you ugly bitch You fucking crazy psycho NOONE will ever love you..you are not worthy.you are nothing..you are lucky to have ME! I am the only one who could ever love your sorry pathetic ass.. NOONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU ..look at you..YOU ARE NOTHING.. until she believes he is right..and even if she ever gathers the strength to leave him and the bruises fade away She is still forever left with the echo of his voice in her ear, in her mind adn in her spirit YOU are nothing..you whore..yo

Physic Vampires
When dealing with a person such as this,it is important to remember that people in that category feed off of individual energy-many times without permission-and always leaving those who they feed on weak and tired.Vampires who feed on energy are usually cold,selfish people- unfeeling-they seek out those whos guards are down and they can prey upon repeatedly without fail...who have no clue what is going on.here are signs to look for if you wonder if you have a vampire close to you **a person who takes up alot of your time and energy-but never is there for you or returns the favor ***a person who you always seem to feel tired around,or become fatigued after spending time in their company,no matter what the occasion **a person who seems to be always surrounded by drama-and rather then you focus on yourself and your life,they twist things to make you focus on them-but when you try to put it back on you,they become completely bored. ****a person who seems always full

Physical Therapy
Well today was the last hard day of physical therapy, I have one more session and it is to retest my knee's motor skills. Well today sucked ass, almost blew my knee out, didn't want to get out of bed, and still tired; so I'm going back to sleep.

Physical Intuitiveness
Physical Intuitiveness The Body Is Natural So much of the human experience is removed from nature that we tend to forget that we are products of the natural world. At the moment of birth, we are perfectly attuned to nature. Our feelings are an authentic response to the stimulus we encounter. We interact with our environment viscerally, desiring only what is necessary for our survival. And, if we are lucky, we take in nourishment in the form of pure motherâï¿½ï¿½s milk. As months and years pass, however, we discover the sights, sounds, and scents of the synthetic world. Though these often momentarily dazzle us, the dim memory of our naturalness remains. When we embrace the notion that human beings are inherently natural, bringing it to the forefront of our day-to-day experiences, we achieve a new level of wellness that boasts nature at its very core. We innately understand that our bodies are not composed of plastics or man-made chemicals and that there is no legitimate reason t

Physic Parrot
Three women walk in a pet shop. Suddenly the parrot yells out, "Yellow, pink, blue." The first lady says, "That's funny, I�m wearing yellow underwear." The second lady says "well I'm wearing pink." The third lady says "No way, I'm wearing blue." To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!" The three women are amazed. The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled "Bald, curly and straight!" They never went there again!!

Physical Therapy
i am sorry i am not around much..but i am going to be in rehab for a while i am trying to regain my stregnth and my mobility to my right side i dont have access to a computer that often...and am usualy exausted at the end of therapy having a stroke sucks..i will try and keep updates to what is going on..thank you all again for the well wishes

Physical Therapy Sucks My Ass Bone Dry
Now explain this to me. You fall because your teeny tiny feet can’t support your huge, enormous frame and you sprain your ankle. It gets almost totally better, but you figure, hey I’ll go to physical therapy and fix it all up, and when you go, they put you in so much agony you wish you’d have cracked your head on an end table when you fell and died. Come on now. Its an ankle. Ankle therapy. Why does my arm hurt? What did the Physical Therapist do to me to make my arm hurt? Why do my knees ache? All I did was do circles with my foot, is that really a burdon on my knees? How about my shoulders? I’ve been carrying around these huge ass tits for years and suddenly ankle therapy is making my shoulders hurt? I’ve had a headache since therapy started. Am I really thinking that much when I point and flex my foot? What the fuck, can someone please explain this to me? Pretty Please?

Physical Exam
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, But tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She went out to the reception room and said: "Bob do we still have Intercourse?" Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times... We have Blue Cross!”

Physco Stalking Sluts!!!
JUST A THOUGHT WE HAVE SOME ODD PEOPLE ON HERE, SOME WE KNOW PERSONALLY, SOME WE DONT. WELL NOW HERE WE GO WE LOL WHEEEEEEEEE I KNOW HAVE THE PRIMO PHYSCO STALKING SLUT THREATENING ME ON HERE, WONT NAME NAMES, THOSE OF U WHO KNOW ME WELL WILL KNOW WHO SHE IS. NOW SHES AT IT AGAIN, SHES GOING TO POST ALL SORTS OF SHIT ABOUT ME SHES SAYS, INCRIMINATING PICS WHATEVER,....... ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID THIS CHILDISH CRAP. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???:

Physical Versus Heart
people come in all shapes and sizes does anybody ever truly look at who the person is? is it the size of a body part? or their physical features that really matters? in alot of cases it is, why? it should be what the person is inside about the heart and who they are do they have compassion for people do they care for people and how they feel is their heart a caring heart will they be a friend , and never forget you will they take the time and just say hi, so you know that they are thinking about you i learned along time ago that the physical part of the attraction will change,, but it is the heart that stays ,,, the heart is the strongest and most passionate part of the human make up. and it is the one that gets hurt the most but yet it still beats and beats it still feels pain, sorrow, happiness, lov amd every emotion the person feels it takes all of these emotions on a daily basis and it still beats your heart is the most precious thing a person has treat someo

Physics & My Boner
I often measure the successfulness of a day by the number of steaming hot boners strength testing the crotch of my stone washed Jordache Jeans. Recently I've noticed a disturbing trend regarding my dingie's presence. He is still performing like an all-star, but it seems the bigger the red wood is; the harder it's falling. What happens is I'll have this regular boner of around 2 feet and after 13 seconds of good sex, I'll cream a stream of man jam. The ol boy doesn't deflate back to it's standard flaccid length of 8 inches, instead it seems to over compensate by ducking like a turtle. Suddenly I have a 3 inch mushroom planted on my balls. Since gaining my attention I've observed that a small stiffy will be followed by a normal sized 'post-hard-on' penile unit, while a great big boner will shrink to laughable stature immediately following the skeet session. Basically the greater the dong's intensity, the less substantial it is afterward. I thought maybe it just lo

Physical Evidence For The Coexistence Of Dinosaurs And Humans Part 1
Physical Evidence for the Coexistence of Dinosaurs and Humans [Part I] by Kyle Butt, M.A. and Eric Lyons, M.Min. Printer version | Email this article People generally enjoy showing pictures of places they have visited and things they have seen. Simply telling someone about a trip, say, to Sequoia National Park, is one thing; showing that person a picture of you standing next to the largest tree in Sequoia National Park, named General Sherman (which also is the largest tree on the planet), is entirely different. As the old adage goes, “a picture is worth a thousand words.” People constantly take pictures of things they want to share with others. Someone on a safari in Africa may bring home pictures of an elephant he saw in the wild. Visitors to the islands of Indonesia delight in showing pictures they took of real komodo dragons scurrying across the ground and up trees. Tourists in Alaska often are seen on roadsides capturing moose, doll sheep, and even grizzly bears o

Physical Exam
Dreams of physical examination often occur at times when we feel our lives may not be as well-ordered as they could or should be. Close scrutiny often reveals trouble where we thought everything was fine. Or, conversely, it reveals that we are fine when we were having vague feelings that there may be trouble. Who did the examining and what was the nature of the problem discovered, or were you fortunate to be given a clean bill of health?

Physically Stuck To The Toilet In Their Home Wins $20,000 In The State Lottery
Second lottery win makes Kansas man flush October 7, 2008 GREAT BEND, Kan.—A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home wins $20,000 in the state Lottery, for the second time this year. Kory McFarren cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket in Great Bend Monday. On July 29, the 37-year-old received six months of probation after pleading no contest to misdemeanor mistreatment of a dependent adult. McFarren called deputies in February to report that his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Authorities found her stuck to the toilet. Medical personnel estimated Babcock had been on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body. She was released from a Wichita hospital after several months of treatment.

Physicians Formula - A Borderline Case From Organic To Cancer
We have there two wonderful types of products from Physicians Formula. Organic Wear and Mineral Wear. Organic Wear is in my personal opinion a borderline case. They name it Organic wear, but according to their website, the product Loose Powder is made with only 10.6% certified organic ingredients. Ingredients: MICA, MAGNESIUM STEARATE, ZEA MAYS (CORN) STARCH*, CALCIUM CARBONATE, KAOLIN, GLYCERYL CAPRYLATE, CARTHAMUS TINCTORIUS (SAFFLOWER) SEED OIL, GLYCERIN, GLYCINE SOJA (SOYBEAN) OIL*, OLEA EUROPAEA (OLIVE) FRUIT OIL*, ORYZA SATIVA (RICE) HULL POWDER, SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) SEED OIL*, CINNAMIC ACID, CITRUS GRANDIS (GRAPEFRUIT) FRUIT EXTRACT, SODIUM LEVULINATE, TOCOPHEROL, WATER. MAY CONTAIN: IRON OXIDES, TITANIUM DIOXIDE. *PRODUCED FROM ORGANIC FARMING I honestly have to apologize for my smile: Most of our facial products contain more certified organic ingredients, even if we do not mention it! And please: Can anyone tell me why you would use oils in the first place i

Physics
What goes UP must come DOWN if it doesn't go up and down it goes ROUND 'n ROUND then it goes IN and OUT sometime FAST sometime SLOW all heat up HOT or chill down COLD when it's all over if it don't SUCK it BLOW Lucifursphereit, d'BaadAngel

Physical Exam
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left- still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out- still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get th

Physically Stressed?
Letting go physically is a matter of stress release. Under stress your body tenses and contracts; breathing gets ragged and shallow; hormonal balances switch from their normal levels to the hypervigilant state of fight of flight. You cannot cope with all of this at once. In the overall plan taking part in a stress management program is a long-term commitment you should make, whether through meditation, yoga, or countless other options. Stress is ongoing; therefore reducing stress also needs to be ongoing. In the short run letting go of stress involves relaxing. Take deep, measured breaths, letting the breath go free on the exhale. Lie down if you can and allow release to take place for as long as it needs to. Signs of good release are yawning, sighing, silent sobs, coughing, sneezing, and feeling sleepy. Let your body do any or all of these things. Other means of physical release besides breathing include laughing, screaming, shouting, taking a walk, swimming, taking a lon

Physics
I just want to let people know a few things....1) Water expands when it gets cold (ice) and should contract as it gets warmer (Evaporation) [Icecaps melting should not raise water level]2) Conservation of mass: "Matter is neither created or distorted, it is simply transferred from one from to another." [Again, ice caps melting will not cause water level to rise.]3)Archimedes' principle The weight of the displaced fluid is directly proportional to the volume of the displaced fluid (if the surrounding fluid is of uniform density). Thus, among completely submerged objects with equal masses, objects with greater volume have greater buoyancy.Global Warming may in fact be very real, however this load of crap about water levels rising is just that, crap... A helpful tip may be to TAKE BOATS OUT OF THE WATER... THAT WILL LOWER WATER LEVELS.... Have a great day!

Physical Exam
Physical Exam Dreams of physical examination often occur at times when we feel our lives may not be as well-ordered as they could or should be. Close scrutiny often reveals trouble where we thought everything was fine. Or, conversely, it reveals that we are fine when we were having vague feelings that there may be trouble. Who did the examining and what was the nature of the problem discovered, or were you fortunate to be given a clean bill of health?

Physical Therapy.
What joys I begin my PHYSICAL THERAPY today, not sure how this shit works but DOC said that it's in my best interests to do so. I'm in none stop pain all the time from the treatments I've had over the year from MAY of 2008 till now.. My back & hips hurt so bad that sometimes I feel as if I'm going down an have a few times fucking myself up of course but at least I'm still here with my family & that there is worth all the pain I'm going through, if it wasn't for GOD/MY HUSBAND/FATHER-IN-LAW & MOTHER maybe things would have been different but I'm very happy to have such loving people around me to make things easier.. Will never say that my health isn't bad but at least my body is in good shape since all this has happened to me, I take so many damn pills in which I hate but have ta take em for the menopause,pain & depression and so on... Anyways wish me luck cause I'll need it....

Physical Training And Diet
I really want to learn Capoeira and maybe Bazaugaa. But I'm in no pyshical condition to even take the classes. So I decied I should work on somethings beforehand... *Kettlebells to get my muscles toned and my shiloette more svelt and efficient. It also improves the endurance, cooridination, and flexibility which are essentail for any martial art form. *Yoga to improve my flexability and to work on strethening the hara while learning to exert as little as possible while maintaining a good amount of breathing. *Belly dancing to stregnthen my core and to help me get a better understanding of rythms. Capoiera is more then just a martial art form it takes the music and beat into itself and is a physical expressesion of that. *Gymnastics to get a better understanding of the more acrobatic moves. *Afro-Brazilan dance to understand the motions in capoiera. Every martial art form is connected to one type of dance or another. I really need to get into shape my BMI is a 29 which means

Physical Appearances
A comment I recieved this evening has inspired me. It's not the first time I have heard this and it bothers me. I shall start it like this: I am who I am. I am beautiful. My skin is as Black as Midnight and my lips are as full and lucious as ripe fruit. My hair is as Curly and kinky as if I were fresh off the boat. This is who I am. This is what makes me beautiful. My body is full and oh so earthy that men can help but to wish for a chance even when they know not why. My fertile curves can attract men on an istictual level, and i say men not boys for only real men can feel it's call. From the darkness of my skin to the light that is in my eyes. I shine! So for those that do not know, I say this. Don't ever tell me "I have never really liked black women but you are attractive" Or "your attractive for a black girl". It is insulting. Women fight hard to find the beauty within themselves. Black women especially. I am the epitome of what a brown skinned woman is. In my eyes. And

The Physics Of Cheating A Rant By Bradley Raptor
So I have had 6 fairly serious relationships in my 28 years on this planet, out of those 6 I have cheated on two of them. There is a common factor in these two relationships and that is both of these women were controlling, possessive, jealous, and vindictive. All of my four other girlfriends I'd never cheated on, and had plenty of opportunities to do so. I firmly believe that most, if not all humans are capable of being, and want, if not have a need to be loyal. I believe we are very much like penguins in that aspect. But what is deserving of loyalty? When someone treats you like an emotional punching bag, a mental rub-ix cube, a piece of their property... that certainly won't be rewarded with loyalty. Maybe it's that persons fault for not knowing when to walk away and find someone new. Maybe it's that persons fault for being a fighter and trying to swim through the twisted, murky depths that love is capable of becoming, but one thing is certain and I hear this all t

Physiognomy
physiognomy \fiz-ee-OG-nuh-mee; -ON-uh-mee\noun; 1. The art of discovering temperament and other characteristic qualities of the mind from the outward appearance, especially by the features of the face. 2. The face or facial features, especially when regarded as indicating character. 3. The general appearance or aspect of a thing.

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Physic Humor....
There was a man that even though he didnt believe in psychic work decided just for the hell of it to go get a reading... Just to mess with the psychic and have a little fun... So she starts out by saying oh I see you have 2 kids He says little do YOU know I have 3 She says..LITTLE do YOU know..you have 2

The Physics Of The Quest
"In the end, I've come to believe in something I call "The Physics of the Quest." A force in nature governed by laws as real as the laws of gravity. The rule of Quest Physics goes something like this: If you're brave enough to leave behind everything familiar and comforting, which can be anything from your house to bitter, old resentments, and set out on a truth-seeking journey, either externally or internally, and if you are truly willing to regard everything that happens to you on that journey as a clue and if you accept everyone you meet along the way as a teacher and if you are prepared, most of all, to face and forgive some very difficult realities about yourself, then the truth will not be withheld from you." ~Elizabeth Gilbert

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Piaget Observe Confirms A Spot On Join Street With Cutting Edge Boutique Keep
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The Piano
Mark walks back to the sofa in the hotel bar & passes Sophie her vodka. He takes a sip from his whisky as he sits next to her, his left arm across the back of the sofa, his fingers lightly stroking her shoulder through her dress. "You know, you look dam sexy in that dress Soph, i don't think i've ever seen you in anything other than jeans before!" "Well i don't normally come to anywhere this posh, especially a hotel that has a piano player in the bar! so i thought i better make an effort" "Well i'm glad you did baby, you look very fuckable!" he replied as she felt his fingers apply more pressure on her through the dress, sending little shivers through her body as his fingers ran slowly up her neck & into her hair. "I'm just sorry the music is so bad!" he laughed as the piano player launched into a bad version of robbie williams angel. "I know" she giggled back "I can think of better things to play on that piano" "somehow, i don't think you're talking about music!" M

Piano In The Dark
When I find myself watching the time I never think about all the funny things you said I feel like it's dead Where is it leading me now? I turn around in the still of the room Knowing this is when I'm gonna make my move Can't wait any longer And I'm feeling stronger but oh Just as I walk through the door I can feel your emotions here It's pullin' me back (Just a little more back) Back to love you Oh no, caught up in the middle I cry just a little When I think of letting go Oh no, gave up on the riddle I cry just a little When he plays piano in the dark He holds me close like a thief of the heart He plays the melody Born to tear me all apart Silence is broken And no words are spoken but oh Just as I walk through the door I can feel your emotions here It's pullin' me back (Just a little more back) Back to love you Oh no, caught up in the middle I cry just a little When I think of letting go Oh no, gave up on the

Pian Of Thought
Something has stirred withen the vague nothingness of my mind. I know not how or why. I'ts burning my every desire. I want nothing more more but to subdue this demon. But I can't even identify the source for it's reason. I can't exorcise this perverted temptation. It is niether flesh nor wealth I desire but logic. Is this painful thought that digs it's claws into my mind my damnation? Why must I suffer this ignorance to my mind's reason. Why can't I remove the god foresaken confusion? Please leave me to myself. I don't want the pain anymore, I can no longer endore. It raveges every part of my being and fiber. It has been there once before, in the center of the fire, That once was my mind. Before I lost all necessity and desire. I can't understand why I feel this way. I don't understand how I feel this way. I guess it never really left. I always had this forbidden desire. Now that I can no longer control it, I have to destroy i

The Piano
I think I'm going to just pick a object out of the hat so to speak and write about it. See how it goes. Sometimes I feel the need to sit at the piano and play something. Most usually something I have learned in the past. However, sometimes I like to just sit and play whatever comes to mind. Its normally something sweet and soft, that flows gently from one chord to the next. I take for granted that the years I spent learning the art, has helped me with what I can do today. Playing two different things with either hand, I supposed is a learned skill that I often forget most cannot do. I do enjoy playing the slower sonatas, anything that can allow me to, in so many words, make love to, I enjoy playing. I love to watch the look in someones eyes, how they feel to me while I am playing. I sense the goosebumps, and I relish it. I use to enjoy some of the faster pieces, as they tend to require greater skill, though not as much anymore. Perhaps that will change, I do go through cycl

The Piano Player
The Piano Player by LateNiteFantasy© I'm sorry, I just don't see myself that way. I know how it looks, but I am not what everyone now seems to think, they have it all wrong. It was the piano, her damn piano, which is what caused this horrible misunderstanding, just her piano. You see, I live next door to her in the apartment building and the walls aren't very thick. I know I have had to constantly be careful to keep my television turned down low and I don't dare even consider having a party, it would simply be too loud. She seemed very aware of the sound problems and I rarely ever heard anything from her, an occasional bang as she dropped a frying pan or something, but otherwise nothing. Well, nothing except for the piano. At first I didn't pay much attention to it, usually when she practiced it was at a time I was in a room at the other side of my apartment, and if I closed the door I really didn't hear much. It was only when I stepped into my kitchen or living room that I

The Piano (poem)
This entry was inspired by a news item I caught this evening about a piano found abandoned in the woods of Harwich near Cape Cod Massachusetts. The Baldwin piano, which required 6 men to lift it into a van for removal, was found in tune and perfect condition along with a piano bench. The Piano A swirl of autumnal leaves cascade ‘round the piano in the wooded glade Pagan pianist unknown unseen Composing ballads to his forest queen His melody haunts the icey air Deep within his arboreal lair Her ethereal form floats by night Disappearing with each morning’s light His muse from which inspiration springs Accompaniment to the song she sings Phantom fingers on ivory keys Unlock the forest’s mysteries

The Piano Has Been Drinking...
not me... i love tom waits... anyway i'm lying, the piano is sober, i'm drinking. i actually set my bartab to see when my friends post blogs and i've realized one thing... i hate people that blog stash - meaning: if all you're doing is posting a video of a commercial, something you found on youtube, a song you like and you have NOTHING to say about it... put it in your fucking stash... seriously, if i wanted to waste my time watching dumb commercials and listening to your music, i'd be rating your stash, or searching through other sites on my OWN to find shit to watch and listen to. i am NOT referring to videos you made yourself for people on here or something personal, or even videos that you link that you talk about during the blog. i just mean if all you're doing is posting random shit, put it in your fucking stash so those of us that can see blog postings and ignore stash postings for a reason aren't stuck here opening pages with nothing more than a youtube video on it. my .02

The Pianist...
This movie is a true story,"The Pianist", about the Jews. I'm a Jew. As I set here and I have a empty feeling that comes over me. Are we being run by our Country and not knowing it? So many family's are losing there homes. And so many family's are going with out food. We have to stand in line to get food they go by numbers . We are all numbers now. In our Taxes, don't get me started on our Taxes. At work, Welfare, School, so on. Is this becoming a dilemma ? I could go on and on about our Country but you know just as much as I do. We can do something about it or just look away as we been doing for the last 4 years. " Just saying". What is this World coming to.. bY LoVe GiRL

Piasa Bird,,this Legend Came From My Hometwon
The Piasa Bird (pronounced Pie-a-saw), is a local legend in the Alton area. Its foundings go back to 1673 when Father Jacques Marquette, in recording his famous journey down the Mississippi River with Louis Joliet, described the "Piasa" as a birdlike monster painted high on the bluffs along the Mississippi River, where the city of Alton, Illinois now stands. According to the diary, the Piasa "was as large as a calf with horns like a deer, red eyes, a beard like a tiger's, a face like a man, the body covered with green, red and black scales and a tail so long it passed around the body, over the head and between the legs." The creature was given its name by the Illini Indians, "The Piasa", meaning a bird that devours men. There are many legends regarding its origin. One of the more popular accounts goes like this ... Many moons ago, there existed a birdlike creature of such great size, he could easily carry off a full grown deer in his talons. His taste, however, was f

Pia's Auction Rules
Rules For Bidding! *Any bid can be rejected* *What will be accepted is listed in captions* *NO DRAMA* *NO DOWNRATING* *Person in auction can close out at anytime if they are happy with current bid* *If auction has not been closed out within 1 month it will be disqualified* *All bids must be paid out within 24 hrs of acceptance unless otherwise noted by person you bid on* *If you fail to pay ,it will go to the next highest bidder and you will be unable to bid in further auctions* *The person you are bidding on is responsible for keeping up with what they offer,however if they DO NOT do what they say plz let me know*

Piattaforma Android Di Amazing Applicazioni Mobili
comunicazione ha portato innovazioni sorprendenti per gli utenti mobili come Android hanno dimostrato la sua presenza come nuova piattaforma per lo sviluppo di applicazioni mobile. Piattaforma Android è stato rilasciato nel 2007 servire gli utenti mobili in tutto per lo sviluppo di applicazioni di qualità. Recentemente Google ha rilasciato Android SDK con la sua ultima versione di 0.9, questa nuova versione ha portato molteplici nuove funzioni, che sono molto più elevati in termini di qualità confronta con le precedenti versioni di SDK come M3 o M5. -tablet pc Ulteriori applicazioni sono giochi di ruolo straordinario in tempi moderni in cui le persone sono sempre pazzi per versioni più recenti dei nuovi cellulari di alto profilo. Ci sono migliaia di applicazioni disponibili su Internet per scaricare in diverse categorie, come le applicazioni di sicurezza, applicazioni divertenti, applicazioni di business, applicazioni internet, applicazioni di utilità e molti altri. Gli utenti di nuov

Pic
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The P.i.c.
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Picadillo Dip
Original recipe yield: 16 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr 5 Min READY IN 1 Hr 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 pound ground beef * 1 cup water * 1 garlic clove, minced * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes, undrained * 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup slivered almonds * 1/4 cup chopped pimento-stuffed olives * 1/2 teaspoon sugar * Tortilla chips DIRECTIONS 1. In a large saucepan, brown beef. Add water, garlic, salt and pepper. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes; drain. Add next six ingredients; mix well. Cover and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. Serve hot with chips.

Picabo Street
Picabo Street The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete; she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say “Picabo, I.C.U.”

Pic At Work Contest
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! I am holding my first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) The contest will have two different parts to it one for comment bombing and one for pic ratings. RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Pic Ratings The pic with the most ratings will win a month Vic or a 7 day Blast !( the one that has the most people to rate the pic) Please send me the link to the pic you would like in the contest to me in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!!

Pic At Work
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! I am holding my first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) The contest will have two different parts to it one for comment bombing and one for pic ratings. RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Pic Ratings The pic with the most ratings will win a month Vic or a 7 day Blast !( the one that has the most people to rate the pic) Please send me the link to the pic you would like in the contest to me in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!!

Pic At Work
Some of you know by now I am holding a pic at Contest work. I just wanted to clarfiy that if your a stay at home mom , or domestic goddess that is work. Taking care of house and kids and the family is the most important job a worman or man can have and hold. So dont let that hold ya back from entering the contest. YOur friend Christy!!!!!!!!!!

Pic At Work
I am having some trouble getting so people for my contest. the contest is for a one vic or 7 day blast, and is simpy a pic of you at work. Don't you worry staty home mom's and dad's . that which you do is a very important job so your included to !!!!!! Please contact me for me info!!!!!!!!! Christy

Pic At Work
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Friend is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) P.S to all you domesitc goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Please send her the link to the pic you would like in the contest in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!! Here is a link to my friends page Good luck to

Pic At Work Contest !!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Wife is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) PLease come help her out and enter the contest P.S to all you domesitc goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Please send her the link to the pic you would like in the contest in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!! Link

Picadillo
Ingredients: 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 lb. lean ground beef 1/2 cup yellow onion, finely diced (1/4 inch or less) 1/2 cup green bell pepper, finely diced (1/4 inch or less) 1 tbsp. fresh garlic, minced 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. coarse, freshly ground black pepper 1 tsp. ground cumin 2 large russet potatoes, peeled and diced into inch cubes 2 large tomatoes, cored, peeled, seeded and cut into 1/2-inch pieces Directions: Heat large skillet over medium heat, then add olive oil. Add ground beef and cook until lightly browned. Add onion, bell pepper, garlic, salt, black pepper and cumin, and cook 10 minutes, stirring often. Place potatoes in skillet, cover, reduce heat to medium-low and cook about 40 minutes. Add tomatoes, and simmer 5 more minutes while covered. Remove from heat and serve over 1 cup rice or with whole-wheat flour tortillas.

Picadillo Con Alcaparras (picadillo With Capers)
Yield: 6 servings 1/4 c Olive oil 2 lb Ground beef -- (chuck or top round) 1 sm Onion; finely chopped 1 lg Ripe tomato; peeled, seeded, -- and finely chopped 1 Garlic clove; minced 1 Bay leaf 1 ts Crushed oregano 3 oz Bottled capers 8 Pimiento-stuffed olives 2 tb Wine vinegar 3 tb Tomato sauce 1/4 c Burgandy wine 2 dr Hot sauce (more to taste) 1/2 ts Brown sugar 1 ds Nutmeg 1/4 c Water Salt if needed Use a large skillet with cover. Heat olive oil and brown beef in hot oil until red of meat disappears. Combine onion, green pepper, tomato, garlic, bay leaf, crushed oregano, and capers. Add to meat in skillet. Mix well and cook covered for about 10 minutes on moderate heat. Cut olives into thin rounds. Add to the meat mixture together with the vinegar, tomato sauce, burgandy wine, hot sau

Picante Chicken Rice Burritos
Picante Chicken Rice Burritos The combination of chicken, cheese, olives and rice mixed together in a tortilla is outstanding. Definitely try this recipe. Serving: 12 INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup chopped green onion 1 clove garlic, minced 7 cups shredded, cooked chicken meat 1 tablespoon chili powder 2 1/2 cups chicken broth, divided 1 16-ounce jar picante sauce, divided 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice 1/2 cup sliced black olives 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese, divided 12 burrito size tortillas DIRECTIONS: 1. To Make Chicken Mixture: In a large skillet over medium heat, melt butter and sauté green onion and garlic until soft; stir in chicken, chili powder, 1/4 cup broth and 3/4 cup picante sauce. Heat through, then set aside. 2. To Make Rice: In a large saucepan, bring rice and remaining 2 1/4 cups broth to a boil. Reduce heat, cover pan and simmer for 20 minutes. Stir in remaining 1 1/4 cups picante sauce, cover and simmer for another 5 to 10 min

Pic And Stash Update!
Hey!! Sorry i haven't been around much over the last week or so but i spent most of last week in bed and i'm still not too good this week :o( I've got a nasty virus but it's knocked out my diabetes control so i'm feeling doubly yukky!! I have uploaded some new pics and stash items to try and cheer myself up! The stash items are in my jokes and dunno sections and the pics are in the albums that have (new) in the title. But if you haven't been near my pics for ages there are probably loads of 'new' ones for you to see .......lol. Please stop by and leave love. Hope your week is going well and i hope to be back to my old self soon!! Take care of you! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hugs Linda xx

Pica
pica \PAHY-kuh\noun; 1. An abnormal appetite or craving for substances that are not fit to eat. 2. A 12-point type of a size between small pica and English. 3. A brown-speckled European lark, Alauda arvensis, famed for its melodious song. 4. A 12-point type, widely used for typewriters, having 10 characters to the inch.

Pic Bombing
PLEASE GO COMMENT ON THIS PIC!!! MY FRIEND NEEDS YOU HELP TO WIN!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!! JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LINK PLEASE!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&albumid=511101&i=1861460306

Pic Comment Game Fun
1. Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin. 2. Pick a picture and comment on it. 3. But here is the catch...the FIRST THOUGHT/WORDS that come to mind when you see the pic is the comment you have to leave. No matter what the thought is, you have to say it. Scared? wait to see what I say about your pics!! REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE DO HAVE A COUPLE PAGES WORTH PICTURES PICK THE ONE THAT YOU LIKE!!

Pic Contest
hey all i really wouild like help with this damn contest lol- i really do not want to comment bomb myself- so plz come rate me and comment me too!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=159309&i=987272314 thanks much luv- muah the witchy bitch XoXoXo

Pic Contest Please Vote Ty
Heres your link for the contest... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2896192229# Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place 7 day blast 2nd Place 1 day ticker 3rd Place Big Pimping Gift (repost of original by 'Big Poppa' on '2007-09-25 18:40:59') (repost of original by '*AKAMRS. T*' on '2007-09-26 08:16:05')

Pic Comments
If you are not clever enough to toss a funny caption under your pic, do not expect me to show up and leave witty remarks. I do not care how sexy beautiful you are, unless I've spoken to you for some amount of time, I'm not EVEN going to look at your pics, much less leave you comments.

Pic Comments
Pic Comments Are Under Construction! If you have suggestions on a category or some other type of pic comment please feel free to post a comment to the bog to help this to grow and become a bigger thing... Bellow I have started the putting the buttons so you can go to the type of pic comment you are looking for!

Pic Contest Please Help!
I'm in a contest and all I need is just 1 rate Will Run From Midnight On The 30th Dec Till 31st Of Dec Midnight The Prizes As Follows 1,3,5,10,20 Credit Blings 1 Golden Star 1 Month Vip 3 & 7 Day Blasts Plus Bling pack The Most Person With The Most Rates Gets A $20 Bling Pack Click the pic below to rate my pic thank you This Contest Is Brought to You by… MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~and~~~Demented187~~~FU Owned by 'MZ.BELLE for life~~~Force 3 Bomber This Bulletin Brought To By: SinfulBrat

Pic Contest
Of course, this is my first blog...and my first contest, I usually don't do things like this, but what the heck. Chances are I'm the only one on your friends list in this contest, will you please hook a brotha up and go rate me? Shank ya, Allen David fubar.com/photo.php?u=2730814&albumid=1720496&i=3229429010#548172933

Pic Contest For 7/28/09
ok so here is the deal i am running a custom made picture contest for 7/28/09 it will end at 8 pm EST... here are the PRIZES!!!! 1st place gets CB,AUTO and 1,000,000 FuBusks....2nd place gets choice of CB or AUTO and 100,000 FuBucks...3rd place gets BLING and 10,000 FuBUcks. Make sure you send me the link to your pics to be added into the contest GOOD LUCK to all who enter :)

Piccadilly Is My Home
London is one of my favourite places to be, I have had some of my best experiences in the capital and it never fails to surprise me. As soon as the plane lands and I get onto the Piccadilly line, I feel I am somehow at home. The angry, odd, frightened worried and sad people on the tube always make my imagination run wild. I like to make stories for the people I observe. That old woman with the sad face who is rubbing her calf with gnarled fingers? I bet she was a sexy cigarette girl in her youth, she was as hot and curvy as the women painted on the pistons of American Bombers, she probably dated the Prince of Monaco before Grace Kelly got a look in and she no doubt dated Sinatra when he came to London. She now lives alone in high rise flat next to a crack dealer with a dangerous dog and a youth based hip hop dance troupe, who keep her awake with music that can only be described as really fast screaming. See that woman with the exhausted face, bunched up skirt and thick dull hai

Pic Comments
Can someone please remind me how I leave photos as comments? Fappy told me once...I did it that day...poof...forgot about it. Must I upload the pic somewhere first? What's the code that goes with the link to it? Oh..if 'inspect element' is a step in that process, forget it lol

Pices
Pisces is the twelfth Sign of the Zodiac, and it is also the final Sign in the Zodiacal cycle. Hence, this Sign brings together many of the characteristics of the eleven Signs that have come before it. Pisceans, however, are happiest keeping many of these qualities under wraps. These folks are selfless, spiritual and very focused on their inner journey. They also place great weight on what they are feeling. Yes, feelings define Pisceans, and it's not uncommon for them to feel their own burdens (and joys) as well as those of others. The intuition of the Pisces-born is highly-evolved. Many people associate Pisceans with dreams and secrets, and it's a fair association, since those born under this Sign feel comfortable in an illusory world. It's a pair of Fish that represents Pisceans, a symbol which prompts others to suggest that these people 'go with the flow' and 'don't make waves.' Both of these labels are true, since Pisceans are fluid and easy-going, in keeping with the Mutable Q

Pices-partner For Life
VIRGO - The One that Waits > Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > SCORPIO - The Addict > EXTREMELY adorable.. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic.. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > LIBRA - The Lame One > Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > ARIES - The Liar > Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTRE

Pic Folders
hey all... i am not sure why you cant access my pics.... i have checked and double checked all the settings....seems cherry tap is acting up...i dont know any other reason i am not mad at anyone or denying anyone access to them hugs and kisses kels

Pic Flaging
I have a new folder for friends only that contain pics that people like to flag. If you are on my friends list and like to flag please delete yourself. If you are going to be offened by a pic that dont even have nudity in it then delete yourself from my list now. If you are offended by drug humor pics then delete yourself. If it gets flaged its not hard to figure out who did it being only friends can see it. Personaly if you are a pic flager then I dont even want to be friends with you. This is a adult site and people need to start acting like it. If you are at work why play on here? Must be nice to get paid to sit and flag peoples pictures. Does this make you feel like a big boy or girl? Perhaps if you did the "job" you are paid to do we would have alot less pictures being flaged that dont need to be.

Pic Folders
They are set for FRIENDS only for a reason. I got a shout from a person asking how can one befriend me if all my pics folders are private? Well the way I see it, if anyone wants to befriend me all they have to do is READ MY PROFILE, send a friend request with something in it and I might just add you. I do NOT add friends based on their looks, I don't have to see their pic first to add them. If they bothered to fill out their profile then I take the time to READ it. As my profile says, if you send an EMPTY request I will DENY you right then. I do however check out your page and if I see anything that interests me I will rate any and all as well. I just will NOT accept an EMPTY friends request. On that note.. I hope you all have a wonderful day!

Pic For Spinoza
Spinoza texted Me this pic and asked Me to make it larger so that he could upload it... I already had the large pic in My photobucketbut uploading on here would of made it a lot smaller so decided to blog it Yes I am sure several of you will save it for your collection as well Here ya go man

Pic Giveaway
I am trying my hardest to get to Godfather. I dont know why but I want to get there before October. Or at least before Halloween. Sooo if you can I am giving away big pimpin prizes. 10,000 fu bucks and below during happy hour. All you have to do is rate all the pics in either of these folders. They are only opened during Happy Hours. There is no time limit! Rainbow - All things Rainbow Hot Babes When you are done just let me know and let me know what prize you would like! I will know if you don't rate all. I mean its less then 200 pics soo nothing huge. Please help me get to Godfather! MWAH!! xo GamerChick ox

Pic Issues Contd....
ok i am having issues with my pictures again...for some reason its saying either invalid photo, private photo, or that i dont have any photo's....well they are still messing with them here is the link to year of the dragon's blog stating it so please dont jump my shit accusing me of doing shit to them! they are working on it! http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737

Pic Info For Top Photo Run!!!
We came up with these pic types for first months Run Swimwear Useing this pose ...U can use any swimwear U want just stick to pose and keep it clean and classy Dress Use this pose Ur best dress Lingerie This pose any lingerie but remember to leave something to the imagination Last 2Pics Last 2 are Free 4 all you can pic what kind If you need ideas plz see Legz the Manager Dead line is the 10th of November! ♥ TINK ♥~Vixen La La's Wifey~@ fubar

Pic I Took
so i was sitting there and i was drinking a coors light in a bottle when i then looked down and saw a sticker on the neck of the bottle that said...THE SILVER BULLET. i couldnt help myself but to laugh and think to myself what were they thinkin??? cuz everyone knows what a silver bullet is especially the ladies. so i sat the beer on my stove and took a pic and added this caption to it. im really a budweiser drinker and this beer was given to me by a friend...so its my first time seein this on the bottle after a long time...i think its funny as shit tho.

Pic Ideas
OK..I am gonna take some new pics this coming week & need some good ideas! I know some of u have got 2 have some good ideas! Please leave a comment here with ur pic ideas! I will read them all & do what I can! **DO NOT ASK 4 KITTY PICS** Thanks, SexyBiChris =)

Pick The First Letter Of Your First Name
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your

Pick A Card...any Card
You scored as The Magician. The Magician is about creative genius and talent. He is the master of communciation either through speech or literary means. Being different and an individual means alot to him.The Magician95%The Lovers90%Justice80%The High Priestess65%The Empress and The Emperor60%The World55%Judgement45%The Hanged Man40%The Fool35%The Devil30%The Hermit25%

Pick-up Lines ( The Worse Of The Worse)
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot i

Pick No Fight
Never Picked A Fight With Me you think because your my friend i wont talk back to you you think because your my friend, ill twist and bend to make every one of your desires come true your not a friend you treat me like shit time and time again you need me, because you no ill be there when i need you, you just watch and stare you dont have my back you never did you never will you expect me to be there when your life slips off track this yearning to show you i dont mess around i will fullfill i will make you feel my pain when your bleeding on the floor, my response will simply be "dont complain" you dont want to make me mad, too late for you though once you betray me, youll have no where to hide no where to go ill make sure you hurt ill thrive ill make sure you cry ill laugh cant wait for the day, when you need help from me ill make you beg and beg till your on your knees SPIT IN YOUR FACE FUCKIN DISCRACE turn my back and walk away im

Pick Out A Turkey
Instead of buying your turkey from the shady guy selling them for two bucks on the corner, we recommend that you go to your supermarket to pick one out. To get the tastiest and safest bird possible, follow these tips: * Make sure you pick out a turkey that is 4- to 6-months-old, Grade A, and USDA-approved. This is key. * Buy a frozen turkey at least 3 days in advance so that you can properly defrost it. * To figure out how big of a turkey you need, estimate that each guest will eat about 1.3 pounds, and then round up. Here are some examples: 8 guests: 8 x 1.3 = 10.4. Your turkey should weigh at least 11 pounds. 13 guests: 13 x 1.3 = 16.9. So the bird should weigh at least 17 pounds. * Avoid turkeys that are pre-stuffed. Even though they seem efficient (much like peanut butter and jelly in one handy jar), baking turkeys with the stuffing already inside them promotes bacterial growth, which can lead to mass illness among your guests.

Pickup Lines Lol
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot i

Pick Up Lines...lmao...i Don't Know If These Will All Work
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more? I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone

Pick!!
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Pick It Up
"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet. "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister." "Pick up the gun." (He picks it up. Three shots ring out.) "You all saw him - he had a gun."

Picking Away The Moments That Make Up The Dull Day
an overpopulated world windswept cities, towns the commute. the meeting. the cinema. the rounds the commute. where am i? im always on standby sorry bout this one...

The Pickle Jar
The Pickle Jar The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents' bedroom. When he got ready for bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar. As a small boy I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar. They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty. Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled. I used to squat on the floor in front of the jar and admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate's treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window. When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking t hem to the bank. Taking the coins to the bank was always a big production. Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck. Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would look at me hopefully. "T

Pickup Lines
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do? I am a magical being, take off your bra. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch! I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down. I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I c

Picked Up By The Cops For Smoking Dope
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you

Pick Up Lines - Inuendos
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Picking A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. >The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells

The Pickle Jar
The Pickle Jar The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents' bedroom. When he got ready for bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar. As a small boy, I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar. They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty. Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled. I used to squat on the floor in front of the jar and admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate's treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window. When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking them to the bank. Taking the coins to the bank was always a big production. Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck. Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would loo

Pickle
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Pickle Factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. Yes, I did." he replied. My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" " Oh...she got fired too."