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Perfection
Be true to love. I'm your perfection in your flawed Diamond ring Hope in this crystallized world is often a faceted labyrinth of kings. One looks brutally handsome, pierced tongue rings, his love is his bling bling strings thereof. Another his car, glove box decked in mauve, chrome and stereo, but it won't get him love. Prayerful minds sometimes helps, but often your soul mate comes when your not looking behind. Like a spring flower or thunderous rain undefined, he may come for you as a seed out of time. Some guys smile oh so subtle, snakes in the grass, looking for that one special petal. Don't surrender, don't you dare, this kinda guy, he just wants a medal. Be true to yourself that’s the first lead, sip each moment of your great deed. Nourish true love, let misery bleed out, for happiness will one day become your great creed.

A Perfect Moment ( Explicit Content)?
You… Pierced below Three in the bed now More powder for the nose I’ve never cared this little Nor at all Laughter is not my speech But I think I understand it, when spoken by you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did the urine go sour after it kept you warm? Or did I miss the year of fermentation While I perfected my form Nothing missed is nothing lost…but these are rules of war And for awhile I thought sex was just a game… I miss fucking you, although for so long you have remained by my side What is worse in me than what I refuse to hide? Pasty cheeks go rosy over the invitation While innocence is a feast it often leads to fasting And I am nearly kissing starvation Why is it not enough to just feel a body? To feel a voice? Punishment and contrition are orgasms in ethereal fields And I am the way and the light of all that was gained on that false night. …you’re kisses still chew my eyes And my air turns to mold in the pale g

The Perfect Mold
In a matter of time it all was erased. The past I have left. It is no longer chased. A reason for being has been given to me and now I am calm. My worries set free. I love her so much. Shes the start of my day. With her by my side things are okay. She gives me her heart and she knows she has mine. The future holds promise. There is nothing but time. She makes me actually think about love instead of pain. Shes erased all the tears that once fell like rain. A reason for being. Her love is the key. Im so in love with her and shes so in love with me. Im thankful to finally have someone to hold. Me and her together. The perfect mold.

A Perfect Circle 46 Song Playlist--leave Comments If U Like It Please
"IF YOU CHOOSE TO PULL THE TRIGGER....SHOULD YOUR DRAMA PROVE SINCERE. DO IT SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE."--MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (TOOL & A PERFECT CIRCLE) FROM "THE OUTSIDER" "So pure So rare To witness such an earthly goddess That I've lost my self control Beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your Holiest of altars I'd sell My soul My self-esteem a dollar at a time One chance One kiss One taste of you my Magdalena" --MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (Magdalena) 3 LIBRAS threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i

The Perfect Man
Reads the packets of food he buys to make sure they are me safe, Cares what I think, Goes out of his way to make me smile, Knows what makes me smile to start with, Wants me to be happy, Enjoys me being happy, Doesn't need valentines day 'cos he loves me all year round, Still loves me when he's angry with me, Laughs at me when I act like a doofus (wtf I never use that word, fuckin doofus), Would drive in the middle of the night just to go to sleep next to me, Is not affraid to slush out on me, Understands what I mean when I talk "Victoriaese", Loves me for the things I do that irritate most people, Fuels my pirate obsession, Is generous, Is a smart arse, Is so clever he denies it, Kisses my neck to make me smile while I wash the demon dishes, Admits he doesn't listen to the girlie crap that spews out of my mouth at times, Would happily debate Whether Asda has a cake aisle or section, Would just as happily debate the existence of an allmighty being, Does things because he wants to not be

The Perfect Husband
THE PERFECT HUSBAND: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the “hands free” speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,200,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1.1 mil. They will pro bably take it. If not, we can go the extra 100K. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I lov

Perfection In My Eyes
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

The Perfect Husband
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?" The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please." "Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. He has to be willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. He must also tell me interesting stories when I need companionship for conversations, or be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."

The Perfect Gift
I worship you sweetheart and there is nothing I want more; Than to find the perfect gift and watch your emotions soar. Your gratitude compels me to take your breath away; With a Valentine offering, that puts my heart on display. Each year has been so special and with this I must recall; The time you screamed with joy and the year I made you bawl. A jewelry box you requested and with this the search began; Average is not for you, so with this I devised a plan. A trip down to Bass Pro Shops could surely do no harm; A double-decker tackle box turned out to be the charm. A fur coat you had mentioned because they are so soft; You had two coats already, so the mink idea I scoffed. I topped myself once more; I could tell that you were thrilled; A live Chinchilla you could name, another wish fulfilled. He bit your lip and made it bleed, when you gave that guy a kiss; I think you knew he couldn't swim, our new pet we're gonna miss. I know you love the movies, and Europe has alwa

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of hte town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at he old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some placed there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared...how can he say his heart is more beautitul, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and l

The Perfect Gurl And The Perfect Life But When You Read This Story You Soon Will See Her Strife
She was pretty, she was thin, her perfect body, her perfect skin. brunette hair, and big, hazel eyes, long legs and skinny thighs. "She could be a model!" that's what they all said, but no one knew that on the inside she was dead. When she looked in the mirror, pain, hurt, disgrace, she couldn't stand to see her own face. Her reflection scared her, it showed someone fat, what had happened to the girl that once was all that? She felt like a failure, she felt like dirt, she was the only one who didn't see the rib bones through her shirt. This wasn't it, this wasn't who she wanted to be, she couldn't imagine the skeleton everyone else seemed to see. She took the sharp knife, down from the shelf, standing there, miss Anorexia herself. Her eyes, as dark as coal, her heart, a big, black hole. Her skin, so very cold, too many secrets left untold. She couldn't do it, she was too weak, more and more tears, streamed down her cheek. To her, inner beauty

Perfect - Simple Plan
Simple Plan Videos | Video Codes | San Antonio Lofts Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time Doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm all right And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't b

Performer Mag Likes Us....
Review from Performer Magazine, Sept. 06 It only takes a glance at the colorfully-animated (but oh so devious) clown handing an ice cream cone to a little girl on the cover of Here You Go Little Girl... to realize that the Odd Numbers are, well, some odd numbers. The CD gets off to a strong start with The Funk, a tune reminiscent of Public Enemy set to some 70s funk music. Later, the CD takes on a rock feel with Under My Skin, an interesting story about a cast of characters who annoy the band for various reasons. After delving into rock, the CD makes the transition to a more urban sound on Same Old Shit, the groups expression of the common hip-hop theme of trying to cope in a maddening society. Perhaps the best example of the groups abundant talent is Skin and Bones, a sad tale of Bobby Skin and Bones, a drug-addicted alcoholic struggling to survive. This track hooks you from the beginning with the opening line, It all began with the connection of eggs and semen / When Bobbys whore

Perfect Moments
okay, just have to record this "perfect moment". It was before Harold had to get ready for work. I went to the garage (i.e. "man land") to tell him about a message he had. Well, to make what very well could be a long story short, he and DD were listening to music (Garth Brooks ifin ya must know, and ya must to get the jist of this story). Well, they (but most importantly Harold) sang "Unanswered Prayers" with me there. I love hearing Harold sing, though he doesn't think that he can. He held me and sang and it was a perfect moment. Just another reasong that I LOVE HAROLD! oh, today was Tina's birthday (YAY TINA!) and she liked the presents that i got her. horray. got her some DVDs, a pair of Gucci sunglasses and a pair of Chanel shoes. so when she goes out on business or to conferences for business, she can be well dressed and feel confadent about herself. Next birthday up . . .Harold's. w00t! okay, just had to share all that with ya'll. Untill next time good moshpitting to

Perfect Broken Heart
Perfect Broken Heart The perfect broken heart was perfectly alone Then everyday it was sunny and the heart was perfect healing silently The stillness was solitude and suppose we met everyday and never knew it, just passing by The sun moves falling into the horizon The moon and stars follow The perfect broken heart was perfectly in the sky A river of milky ways taken for granted then everyday would be forgotten Sparkling a falling star with fiery eyes watched perfectly still Twinkling a lifetime healing with passage leading the blind A vision was had suppose we met every day suppose we met every night Who would know it only a perfect broken heart The earth is revolving where love is born so perfectly passing by The perfect broken heart appears perfectly alone

Perfect Sex
perfect sex Visualize Perfect sex Imagine making love in a haven your bedroom A room compelling you in, greeting you with sensuality The most inviting room in your home; your sanctuary Candle lit, aphrodisiac filled, warm, clean space Fabrics draped that tantalize your senses Comfortable furniture to relax your spirit Music that soothes your soul and inspires sexuality Now imagine that you've come home to your beloved That he or she is waiting for you in that room That you have fantasized all day about this moment And you are two steps away from fulfilling your fantasies Now imagine yourself dropping your baggage right there Checking your luggage at the door You are leaving behind every unpleasant experience Every sin, shame, anxiety, tense, worry filled thought Right there behind the door Now step inside and lock the door There are no cell phones in your room, no children to tend to No work, no hats to wear, no masks to don Just you and your lo

A Perfect Love {karulvinth For Life }
I'll never forget, the day we met I knew you'de be mine, my heart was set. I had to have you, at any cost now without you, I would be lost. I live each day, with you in mind forever strengthening, the ties that bind I'll chat no more, with other men cause this is now, and that was then. You fill each day, with joy and love you must have been sent, from up above. I thought that god, was so unjust then he sent me you, and regained my trust. Kisses are the messengers of love. The End!!!

Perfect Husband
THE PERFECT HUSBAND > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a >bench rings > > and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins > to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > > MAN: "Hello" > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > > MAN: "Yes" > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. > > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > > MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new >2007 > models. I saw one I really liked." > > MAN: "How much?" > > WOMAN: "$90,000" > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year > > is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and giv

Perfect Man, A Perfect Woman Or Perfect Marriage?
What is Perfect? Even God himself could not create the perfect man or woman or relationship. There is a flaw in human nature, unlike the animal kingdom men and women indulge in sex for pleasure. Love however does have a big role to play in it but it’s different for men and women. There is a saying “Men offer love to gain sex, a women offers sex to gain love.” If Adam and Eve couldn’t make a go at it with a perfect world set before them, then how are we in this time and age expected to do so. Now I’m not going to knock the ones who have found who they feel is there perfect match, more power to them but I know from just common sense and looking at relationships all around that people need more to life that what they are getting. For the most part “Love” is short lived, 6 months? 7 Years? 50 years? Who knows? Even my parents who have been married for 50+ years were married before they met each other. However, the lust and the desire to feel wanted and needed in a special way, will al

Perfection Of Love
People love romance. They yearn to have passion in their lives. This poem motivates you to look for romance and if you have it, it shows you how to take advantage of it: .. Let us walk together on the beach tonight Arm in arm, on a clear moonlit night We can make love on the sand I can keep you warm with my muscular arms I need you, I want you, I love you, and I always want to be near you Our love is perfect, forever lovely, forever wonderful, Always and forever always.

"perfect Drug" Nine Inch Nails
"The Perfect Drug" I got my head but my head is unraveling cant keep control can't keep track of where it's traveling I got my heart but my heart's no good you're the only one that's understood I come along but I don't know where you're taking me I shouldn't go but you're wrenching dragging shaking me turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky the more I give to you the more I die and I want you you are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug you make me hard when i'm all soft inside I see the truth when i'm all stupid-eyed the arrow goes straight through my heart without you everything just falls apart my blood just wants to say hello to you my fear is warm to get inside of you my soul is so afraid to realize how every little bit is left of me take me with you without you everything just falls apart it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

Perfume Fiasco
I went shopping with my mom today up at this huge outlet mall to try to find her some new red wine goblets that I had promised her ages and ages ago. We found them after hours and hours of searching, yay! But of course no woman can go shopping and just look in the dish stores... ;) (Okay, okay, ladies don't yell at me, we're not aaalll the same, I know.) So we did the rounds and at one point ended up in a cosmetics store. As my mom bought the lipstick she found I perused the perfume section. Now, I am not a big perfume girl. When I was younger my dad was very into cologne and would often buy me perfume, but at some point along the way I just lost interest. I bathe regularly, I use a lot of products that have scent so I just don't want to cloud the issue. I do have an Aqua De Gio that I love (smells clean) and use for special occaisions, and also this lovely lavendar spray from my favorite store, L'Occitane en Provence. But usually it's just me and my deoderant. =) I

The Perfect Boyfriend
Stolen from elsewhere... every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. â€¢ give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. â€¢ leave her cute text notes. â€¢ kiss her in front of your friends. â€¢ tell her she looks beautiful. â€¢ look into her eyes when you talk to her. â€¢ let her mess with your hair. â€¢ touch her hair. â€¢ just walk around with her. â€¢ forgive her for her mistakes. â€¢ look at her like she`s the only girl you see. â€¢ tickle her even when she says stop. â€¢ hold her hand when you`re around your friends. â€¢ when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. â€¢ let her fall asleep in your arms. â€¢ get her mad, then kiss her. â€¢ tease her and let her tease you back. â€¢ stay up all night with her when she`s sick. â€¢ watch her favorite movie with her. â€¢ kiss her forehead. â€¢ give her the wo

A Perfect Way To End A Shitty Fucking Month
Okay You want to hear why this is a shitty month, I have lost the love of my life, my so called fucking friends cant be there for me because they have better fucking things to do then be there for me when i fucking god damn need them. My hopes and dreams are gone, I am as good as fucking dead. All I ever fucking wanted was to be loved, thats it, grow up get married have kids come back to a cute little house with white fucking picket fencing. And A dog, not a ankle bitter or knee knocker something between i could be happy with, A Wife who loves me and who WONT FUCKING CHEAT ON ME. Guess the fuck what... THIS WOLF IS FUCKING DONE. The most important women in my life have all cheated on me, On the exeption of one i hurt because i was blinde stupid and dumb. Emily... The girl i lost my virginity to, Cheated on me Mandy - Fucked all my guy friends while i was risking my ass over seas Ashleigh - Couldntt spread them fast enough because daddy didnt like me Sheena - T

Perfect
You Are 80% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! Are You a Perfectionist?

Perfect Girlfriend
what kind of girlfriend are you ? your the perfect girlfriend !your always right there by his side and you never give up on him . he loves you and you love him unconditionally and you truely believe that love will never fail you ! Take this test

Perfectionist
You Are 74% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high!Are You a Perfectionist?

Perfectionist
You Are 73% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! Are You a Perfectionist?

Perfspot.com Photographer!
Hey everyone!! I work for a company called Perfspot.com and we are doing this really cool thing where you can take pictures at all kind of events and submit them, and you get paid for the pix! Its pretty cool, if you are looking for extra cash or something. Besides, I know you guys are all party animals and see some crazy stuff that should be caught on camera!! So if you want to be a part of Perfspot let me know. It wont interfere with Cherry Tap or anything. Let me know, we are looking for ppl all over the world to help us!! The position consists of attending events and getting the “perf” picture of what's going on. The only requirement is to be able to take a clear picture which can be taken with camera phone or digital camera. You are not required to be a professional photographer. Once your picture is approved then you get paid. Payment is between $0.40-$.70 (USD) per picture. The earning potential is unlimited not to mention over 15 million people will have the ability

The Perfect Handjob
LOL,...OK,..Never knew there were actual names for this,.......Boy, was I wrong!!! "How To Give The Perfect Handjob" by Brooks Peters Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting stale. Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both of you. So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the walking. Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience; but first, we need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel women aren't skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments, disrupting the rhythm. Some also have a tendency to scratch. Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can perform the following exercises, but they are written with an experienced woman in mind. The first con

Perfect Aim
constrict, contract, impact libido plunge, retreat, repeat and swallow fiend, release, drain 'til hollow lick the teeth that grind in sorrow defeat, keep, and un-named horror disease has seeped into the marrow there is no end, there's still tomorow sweet dread, send death of stiff dampness on the wings of a carnivorous sparrow aphrodisiacs smeared on the tips of inflight arrows i see blood but i see no cowards i see suicidal sex acts preformed on high towers screaming dreams of inner peace with each spill of plasma tongue spells lust across the canvas fingers shape love into the crevice a swell of flesh that can't be supressed the smell of wet that mouths the word "distress" stroke, press, grind to dust spread, accept, become undone bend break PENETRATE fire at you with perfect aim, and still shoot myself in the face

The Perfect College Roommate
Duke Grad Builds Beer Tossing Fridge Duke Graduate Reclaims College Life by Building A Refrigerator That Can Toss A Can Of Beer RALEIGH, N.C., Mar. 7, 2007 ________________________________________ (AP) When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle. So the engineering graduate built himself a reminder of life on campus: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control. "I conceived it right after I got out," said Cornwell, a May 2006 graduate from Huntington, N.Y. "I missed the college scene. It embodies the college spirit that I didn't want to let go of." It took the 22-year-old Cornwell about 150 hours and $400 in parts to modify a mini-fridge common to many college dorm rooms into the beer-tossing contraption, which can launch 10 cans of beer from its magazine before needing a reload. With a click of the remo

The Perfect Cumbaks To The Worst Pick-ups...u Can Thank Me Later Ladies!!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Perfect World
In a perfect world noone'd ever feel pain, noone'd ever hurt but instead they'd just learn and gain. Noone'd cry, lie, or deny, the world would be different and thats no lie. We could speak our minds and not fear the result, we could say whats on our minds, what we've gone through and not point any blame or faults. We could get along, and exist so easily like this, keep it going and we'd get to see the results of our wish. In this world, as the world turns, people get hurt. From the soul to the heart, and everything inbetween noone really knows what the value is of someone, or how much they really can mean. We'd find the one whom with we're ment to be, I could hold them while they never let go, despite any bullshit. The worlds not perfect, I admit it but when push comes to shove you better be glad your still in it. Cause you never really know, how long we've got left here, until the day when you leave. You never know when your breathing your last breathe, when its the last time you

Perfect.
I know we're just like old friends We just can't pretend That lovers make amends We are reasons so unreal We can't help but feel that something has been lost But please you know you're just like me Next time I promise we'll be Perfect Perfect Perfect strangers down the line Lovers out of time Memories unwind So far I still know who you are But now I wonder who I was... Angel, you know it's not the end We'll always be good friends The letters have been sent on So please, you always were so free You'll see, I promise we'll be Perfect Perfect strangers when we meet Strangers on the street Lovers while we meet Perfect You know this has to be We always we're so free We promised that we'd be Perfect SP Billy Corgan

Perfection
touch me in the firelit shadows flame fingers patterns on your face as your fingers flame my pulse until i cannot breathe this burning air touch me in the blind darknesses cool lips of shadow sing against slumbering skin touch me in the razor light of mornings my flaws unfurled span my length and make me perfect touch me for i would wake

The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" --

The Perfect Man To Me Is
The Perfect Man...[for those of you who care or always wonder why I'm single] PERSONALITY ONLY [in no particular order]: - -Someone who knows who they are -Doesn't have to drink all the time -No drugs[done them in the past,ok...but no need to do them ever again] -CHARMING: gets a long with EVERYONE...no hate for anyone... -FORGIVING: knows how to let things go -ACCEPTING/UNDERSTANDING: there is no reason to judge others...accept the REAL them [key: real] -SENSE OF HUMOR...this is a must...someone should never say freak,nerd,dork,weirdo, etc in a hurtful manner---jokingly shows loves! -MUST HAVE GOALS: motivated to do something that rises above mediocracy, no matter how stupid it may seem to someone else... -FAITH IN THEMSELVES: if he doesnt have faith in himself, how can anyone else? this also relates to the previous quality -HONESTY: everyone lies, however...doing your best to not lie & coming clean when you do..even if it "hurts" the other person is worth it -INTEL

The Perfect Man
The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.

The Perfect Answer
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

The Perfect Anti-spam Sig
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A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes stealing a glance, At contorted ex

Perfect
Your kiss. Your touch. The way you make me feel it all seems so perfect. Like its too good to be real. You're the only one who knows me both inside and out. You're the only one for me baby without a doubt. I love to hold you in my arms and feel your hands in mine. Your perfect just the way you are theres none other of your kind. The gentle way you kiss me i pray will never end. Remember how we started out as just being friends. But that friendship was so perfect it was sure to grow to love and love it was love sweet love. Its sort of like we're destined. A couple meant to be. Lets keep us going baby Heres to you and me.

Perfect Strangers
Can you remember,.. remember my name As I flow through your life A thousand oceans I have flown And cold spirits of ice All my life I am the echo of your past I am returning the echo of a point in time Distant faces shine A thousand warriors I have known And laughing as the spirits appear All your life Shadows of another day And if you hear me talking on the wind You've got to understand We must remain Perfect Strangers I know I must remain inside this silent well of sorrow A strand of silver hanging through the sky Touching more than you see The voice of ages in your mind Is aching with the dead of the night Precious life your tears are lost in falling rain And if you hear me talking on the wind You've got to understand We must remain Perfect Strangers

A Perfect Song For A Cheerful Goodbye Lol
Know you have a problem Can't you figure it Suddenly your lost alone As your statue splits Now you walk this cruel world Lost among its pain See all you were in my world Never to regain So you misbegotten Love so quickly fades So to be forgotten Turned a grayer shade See all you were in my world See all you were in mine Now you know possession Million souls to steal Every night your death awaits Less and less to feel Danzig See All You Were

Perfect Porcelain World
Perfect Porcelain World I am shining so accept me I am bright as the morning sun I am glorious please accept me imperfect loser I am fun so do take me will make you laugh so hard you'll bust I am handsome in that odd, imperfect loser kind of way I don't know what is wrong with your mechanics I don't know what does on inside that tick tock ticker of yours Oblige me with instructions in english, if you may on how all you see are things you want to see?

A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" please, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes stealing a glance, At contorted exp

Perfection-for U
I wish you knew me. I am not perfection. What you deserve is not me. I am the one that looks up to you. Chorus Perfection is hard Perfection is wrong Perfection is not me Please understand that. Know I want to be. Understand I wish I was your perfection. I want to clear your head. Make all the bad memories disappear. Chorus Perfection is hard Perfection is wrong Perfection is not me I want to kiss away the pain. Wipe the sweat from your brow. Reassure you things will be fine. I could never meet your expectations Because of this I will never make you mine. God I wish I could be your perfection.

The Perfect Slave
This document does not describe any universal standard or imperative. It was written for my Master and me, to help us visualize a goal for me to aspire to and for her to guide me towards. It is not my expectation that I (or perhaps anybody) will ever attain perfection. This document describes a direction, not a measuring stick. Although I have generalized as much as I can in an attempt to discover underlying principles, I am certain that many people will find something in here to disagree with. I am neither troubled nor surprised by that. This is a personal document not intended to describe universal truths. This document is not a sharing of great wisdom and knowledge, it is an effort to gain some. It will evolve as my thinking evolves. The Purpose of a Slave One cannot measure the merit of slave without knowing its purpose. Is a hammer better than a can opener? Well, it depends on the purpose you have in mind for it. But although each slave owner will have different purposes an

The Perfect Cop
The Perfect Cop To a Police Chief, the perfect cop is someone who looks sharp, works hard and doesn't expect overtime pay, makes good arrests without offending anyone, writes detailed reports and keeps a neat, readable activity log. He is also always available when extra help is needed, accepts work assignments willingly and comes up with fast, favorable results. In short, a perfect cop is someone who makes the Chief look good. To a Prosecuting Attorney, a perfect cop is a meticulous investigator who gathers and documents evidence, obtains confessions to all crimes and outlines each case in order to make the prosecutor's job easy. He doesn't object when a case is plea bargained so the attorneys can go golfing on Friday afternoon, and doesn't mind if an offender gets probation or a suspended sentence because it is more convenient to make a deal than go to trial. To a Defense Attorney, a perfect cop is a bungling idiot who makes mistakes and someone the defense attorney

Perfect Words
Those perfect words we always dream that we would learn to say. The words to mend a broken heart; make everything okay. The sentence that would cure, the letters that could heal. To make the dreams come true, to make the wishes real. Surrounded by the words that hurt, they cause this pain and still... Continuing to say them, knowing how they make others feel. So many say these things, though they don't understand That something like a group of words destroys the heart of man. Anyone can call a name, not thinking what they cause Without a single thought, no time to wonder, pause. And time ticks by on the clock that emotion ticks, While the abused, with saddened news, have broken and can't fix. The souls of people all across the world from sea to sea Will never find that they imprison innocents like me. I'll never face this sad disgrace, this world that's so corrupted... Because I used to be alive, now life is interrupted. Damn me to hell, and, very well, you'l

A Perfect Day
Yesterday was one of those glorious days that are rare. Rarer even then the squirting female orgasm. This would be... " A day filled with sunshine and butterflies from the moment you wake...until you go abed." After the best BEST cup off coffee ever to be stirred and thunked down I leaned against the wall for a few minutes and just enjoyed the sunshine. Dawn pops up on my Yahoo DAWN: You commin? LO: Yeah in a minute. I gotta shower. DAWN: Kay I'm in my Jammie's and I'm making cookies. LO: Mmmmmmmmmmm! (I think my mouth watered here a bit) DAWN: Is Bobby comming? Should I put on a bra? LO: No bobby is with Toph. DAWN: Kay. I have a camouflage backpack that I lug my laptop around it. I softly close my computer, palm the top and slip it inside. I unplug the charger and wrap it up. I place this in another compartment and zip my pack up. I gently lean my pack against the couch. After a shower and a quick change into my favorite....oh LAWD!

The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm Tear drops fall like rain, thunder is the sound of pain. Anger floods through lighting comes too. The tears fall to the stone cold ground, a storm is coming round. Wind blurs my view, my terror breaks through. Trees are ripped from their roots, a brown owl hoots. Heart ache fills my being, smiles are all you're seeing. You never understand, the noise in my head from the band. This is the perfect storm, this is all in my form. Tear drops fall like rain, your carelessness drives me insane. Tears silently fall down my cheeks, these few kind words I speak. As I lay here to die, I hope you don't cry. Because then you will cause a storm that will do more harm then good, just remember to do everything you should.

Perfect Revenge
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his

The Perfect Rose
Hi and welcome to my first CherryTap Blog. I like to write poems every once in a while. I don't have the free time to do it often, but I like to share what I write. I originally posted this one on my Yahoo Blog. A lot of how I look at life is tied up in this one. I hope you enjoy it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Perfect Rose A gardener's passion springs from the soil All available efforts go into this toil It’s what truly makes his passion boil For this his heart’s blood flows A specific bloom consumes his affection A rose born of beauty and perfection His desire grows like an infection In this quest his passion grows From seedling and sprig the labors start Through months and years he plies his art Never holding back of effort or heart Still its not perfection his garden bestows Not one to fate meekly yield He continues his hoe to wield Until he spies in another's field What his efforts could not expose There it is in h

Perfect Love
"Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~

The Perfect Man Joke
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, fuck this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.

Perfect Man Or Woman Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)

Perfect Man Or Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)

Perfect....
My life is finally going perfect...I have a wonderful family...My kids are healthy and I have a good job...I every thing I need and most of I want...I have the love of my family...I think I'm finding my way again to something very special...It scare the hell out of me at times but it's my time...I think I find my soulmate and my best friend...I'm 35 and I think it finally happening for me...Make me so happy and excited,feel things I have never felt before...I know in my heart it is real this time....I think I find my other half...I pray everynight that I have find him or he find me which every one...We talk about everything no holds bar's...We talk about the past,present,and future....Not scare to tell him things that happen in my past...Because I know he doesnt judge me...He's very open minded person...Love he ffamily like I love mine...He's daughter is he's world just like my kids are mine...Like I said I find my other half......Thanks for reading this...Hope everyone has a wonderfu

The Perfect Relationship
TO SEE WHAT'S NOT SHOWN TO HEAR WHATS NOT SPOKEN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S SAID TO SHARE YOUR FEELIGNS WITH EACH OTHER TO FEEL WHAT'S NOT PHYSICAL TO ACCEPT THE OTHER'S FEELINGS TO GIVE WITHOUT CARING TO RECEIVE WHAT'S GIVEN TO GIEV ONE'S HEART WITHOUT FEAR TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR THE OTHER TO CARE FOR WITHOUT EXPECTATIONS TO LOVE WITHOUT CONDITIONS TO SAY I LOVE YOU WITH YOUR HEART

Perfect Guy
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • D0N'T MAKE HER CRY EVERYNiGHT. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with her.

The Perfect Woman For Me....but I Guess That Means That I Am Superficial
I want a girl that is drop dead beautiful....I once thought that tits where what really turned me on...but I have come to the realisation that it is a small toned ass that does it for me...I have the labito of a 16 year old boy, and I am amazing in bed.....so if I am something that you are interested in, and you think that you can turn me on..hit me up...

Perfect Love
Poem Title: Perfect Love I feel like I’ve known you forever I feel as though our hearts are already one We’ve loved each other for nine years And our lives together have only just begun. We’ve been through ups and downs We’ve lived in different states Never a night we haven’t kissed Because god knew we’d make perfect mates. Ever single day I wake up I can’t wait to see you ever single mourn I believe we were meant to be Since the day we were born. As we get married this day Our hearts will become one My goal to find the perfect love Is finally over and done. To live with you for the rest of my life Will be the perfect gift from heaven above I’ll love you and cherish you ever day Because we have a perfect love.

Perfect Souls
If only you would allow me to hold you in my heart for just a moment,to taste your tears on my tongue,to let the light in your eyes and the warmth of your smile reflect upon my face.To grasp your soul and run with it and have you fully and completely trust that it will remain whole.To allow you to do the same,this would bring inner peace.I have searched this cold world for your warmth.Your dulled senses have finally opened and allowed my silent yet deafening cries through.I have willed you to come to me.Now that we are together.I believe that we are one perfect creature,yes the outside world if allowed to glimpse us would insist that we are. WADDA LODE OF SHIT

The Perfect Guy
Slowly drifting away into your everlasting eyes. Looking into emerald diamonds that shine so bright. Your long black eyelashes raise to the blue skies. The color of love glazes my way into the dark night. Skin so soft caress my body into an ecstasy. Silky as satin brushes across my bare face. Breathtaking as your touch thats like a fantasy. It comforts me when I feel out of place. Lips sweet as candy that long to always satisfy. A bittersweet sugar rush races through my veins. Tongue tied words that soar my wings to fly. A soft touch lessens away all my pain. If only I could describe everything about you. I'd go on forever because it could never die. All I know is that I have a love that is true. Everything about you makes you the perfect guy.

Performance Piece - 531
I was thinking of doing a performance piece... Entitled 531 Where I leave 531 marks on my body... [Now, by marks, I'm sure you people can guess what I mean.] 531 marks for the 531 days... Get it? Kinda creepy that I know the number. Plus, I'll need someone to document it. I think I can make it a final piece you know... go out with a bang. People will be like DAMN, she's so hardcore. [Seriously, that will be what's said.] I'll leave an artist statement, explaining why... Why the number, the cause of the pain... things of that nature. More like a letter really... That final letter you leave. [You all know what I am talking about.] Then people cant hurt me. Then I wont cry at night. Then I will finally get some sleep.

A Perfect Night
A Perfect Night When the clouds are gently rolling Through a dark and lonely night And shadows dance across the golden sky; When the winds are softly blowing And the stars emit their light I sit and think of other days gone by. A perfect night for wandering With thoughts of other times With moonbeams dancing down upon the trees; And night birds sweetly singing Their golden lullabies As they dance along and do what they please. I've seen so many other nights Throughout the sands of time And memories flood my soul when I recall; So many nights of emptiness Before I made you mine Like long forgotten pictures on the wall. The stars are twinkling softly In the stillness of the night With just the songs of nightbirds somewhere near; And from the hill above me I see the welcome light And I hear you softly whisper in my ear. A perfect night for loving And a perfect night to be Beneath the perfect Heaven up above; A perfect night to realize How much you me

The Perfect Day Both Perspectives
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER. 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and ! Croissants; open Presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer! 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on Such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments Received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone

The Perfect Song That Describes My Situation
Suspicious Minds, by Elvis Presley We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe a word I say? We can't go on together With suspicious minds And we can't build our dreams On suspicious minds So, if an old friend I know Drops by to say hello Would I still see suspicion in your eyes? Here we go again Asking where I've been You can't see these tears are real I'm crying We can't go on together With suspicious minds And we can't build our dreams On suspicious minds Oh let our love survive Or dry the tears from your eyes Let's don't let a good thing die When honey, you know I've never lied to you Mmm yeah, yeah

Perfect Day
Monday I flew my first kite! Really! I will be 54 on Friday so it is about time I guess. My 4 yr old nephew had "kite day" at preschool and no one could go with him. His parents both had to work and couldn't get off. It was the perfect day. Mid to low 70's and sunny with a few straggly clouds and the perfect breeze. There I was in a field with about 20 little kids and assorted moms and teachers. (LOL I was NOT the oldest one there). His kite was Winnie the Poo. I started to let the kite out and found the string was tangled so we only could get it up about 30 feet. That was ok because I was worried about tangleing with others. I was so proud of myself that it got off the ground. I gave the handle of the string thingy to my nephew and he held it for a bit. Soon the nearby playground equipment was looking good and he was gone. I sat on a log and worked at the string. In about 10-15 min. I got it loose and started to fly again. Soon the string was fully extended. I felt

Perfect For Mother's Day
Here is something that should be a sure fire hit for mother’s day: http://edibleanus.com/ Whaaaat? Now that is firmly ensconced in your brain… some YouTube time wasting: Tamio Okuda, formerly of Unicorn… one of the most popular rockers in Japan and a collaborator with Puffy. I forgot how much I loved the TV show The Fall Guy…

Perfect Days
BUBBLEBATH,CANDLES,AND PURPLE FIZZ, FOOD,WHAT IS MINE IS YOURS,... ROSES IN THE KITCHEN, LOTS OF LOVE LOTS OF KISSIN, SCREWDRIVERS ON THE COUCH, HOME COOKING SMELLING UP THE HOUSE, A HUG AND A SMILE, IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE, THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON PERFECT DAYS.

The Perfect Dream
I remember you From a far away dream A place where, for once All was what it seemed The only time My dream ever came true In a land non-existent That brought me you We spent our time Just being together It was always Spring Perfect weather forever We made love by the ocean Rolled in the sand Watched countless perfect sunsets Walked always hand in hand But that was long ago In a perfect dream Where all was non existent And all was what it seemed ~Amy~

'perfect Woman'
Last chance to select your 'Perfect Woman' (see my 'Just for fun... Select your 'Perfect Woman' here' folder. :) Have fun! Luv Jen PS There is also a new 'Dating Ads' folder if you'd like to check that out where you select an ad to 'answer' then see who left the ad ;)

The Perfect Image
She is the perfect image; Hair is long and black like a banchi a voice like a siran. she is the perfect image. The eyes is so cold with just one look will freeze you where you stand. she is the perfect image. The spirit is strong it's unbreakable with a good and pure soul. she is the perfect image. A touch that is deadly it will turn the heart into dust. she is the perfect image. She have alot of passion and fire in heart that nobody can put out. Love will be the only thing to break her free.

The Perfect Password
Too Cute! Ladies, you will get a kick out of this! Subject: FW: THE PERFECT PASSWORD THE PERFECT PASSWORD A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed . P... E.. N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.***

Perfprmance In Los Angeles
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Perfection In My Eyes
Perfection in my eyes All I ever wated was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can ever compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more that I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you will come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

A Perfect Death.
I die as I sleep My dreams: A look into the future A temporary death A malicious a taunt A small taste of death to come A tease without sexual desire As I dream As I wander I hope for you. Bereavement takes me within my dreams. Everything is lost. Reality is merely a hallucination You become a vague memory. My engaged thoughts are but a dappled smudge across my mind’s canvas. You are faded still But I will know you were there. I can see the faint smear of your existence As I remember you where once present So clear and evident Erase regret in dreams Expunge the blotches of flaw and defect The mistakes-The errors Hide such imperfection form the eye of a pathetic existence A human sees not my hidden qualms A Horrible regret of what once had been. My concealed miscalculation of my implement Gone. And you are barely observable now Mercifully you remain in my mind. So obstinate, not to leave me in my

Perfect Place.
I'm sorry. To thoes I have loved. I'm sorry. To thoes I have hurt. In any shape hurt can take. I never thought I would have done that. I told myself I'd never be like that. And now I sit here Feeling alone and alienated. But it was I that did it. I alone caused so much damage. And the truth is clear upon my eyes. I do not see anymore lies. I only see what is really there. And it is that I am alone. All because I was afraid. Afraid to trust. Afraid to be hurt. Afraid to love. Now the future has me In it's perfect place.

Performance And Learning Agreements
THESE ARE ACTUAL QUOTES TAKEN FROM FEDERAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS. 1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2) "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3) "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." 4) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 5) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 6) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." 7) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 8) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 9) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." 10) "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

The Perfect Blend.
I've only just realized I truly wish to hear the voices of Josh Groban and Tina Arena blend in a duet. They'd compliment each other wonderfully. The word sensual comes to mind. Tina and Mark: Just an old favorite:

80% Perfect Life Lol
Your Life is 80% Perfect Your life is pretty darn perfect. You don't have much to complain about. Of course, your life is occasionally less than perfect. But you're usually too happy to notice. How Perfect is Your Life?

Perfect World
They met one night in a crowded room He spoke, she responded Polite banter at first Neither realizing That destiny had begun to loom So many similarities So many interests shared Too many to be coincidence Neither of them cared With every question asked A new layer was revealed Two souls reunited Their fate already sealed A smile, a laugh Words unspoken They knew if not careful Hearts would be broken Their fire burned white- hot from the first No time to waste, so much to say An unquenchable thirst "In a perfect world" he'd gently say And she'd sigh And the time would keep slipping away.

The Perfect Friend?
THE PERFECT FRIEND? I thought I had found the perfect friend, but it only took about a week for that to end. I thought there was hope left in my life, but as it turned out, it was only added strife. I thought for once I had done something right, but I quickly corrected that oversight. I thought I wasn't useless or a bore, but I was all that and even more. I thought there was a purpose to my days, but that was only a very short phase. I thought you weren't like all the rest, but like those before, you miserably failed my personal test. I thought you would stay with me, at least for a bit, but you decided it was better just to quit. I thought life was worth living for a moment in time, but the life I wanted could never be mine. I thought the hunger inside had been fed, but now I know I was just being misled. And now that I think I have found another perfect friend, how long will it take before this friendship will abruptly end?

Perfection.............................
Her hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thoughts of

Perfect Man Blues
I wrote the verses for this bluesy song a few years ago while walkin to and from the bus stops a few times a day in the summer in Phoenix... got a car now, thank god! I just recently wrote the chorus and put it all together... lemme know what you think ;D "Perfect Man Blues" Walkin down the street, getting sore feet Waitin for a man to come and save me from this heat But not just any man can pick me up He's gotta have sweet eyes & smiles but still seem kinda tough And if he has class, likes shootin pool and gets tattoos Then I know hes gonna take my heart and leave me with the blues Cuz when the fire ends then the lyin begins So they say perfect men are best kept just as friends But then how would I feel like I had ever lived at all Me and blues been gettin along baby, so bring em on Now I got a man and... things are goin fine But I know its just a matter of time before he's cheatin and lyin But even when its over, you know I wont be down Cuz you know I aint no s

A Perfect Boyfriend?
give her a necklace. give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. leave her cute text messages. kiss her in front of your friends. tell her she looks beautiful. look into her eyes when you talk to her. let her mess with your hair. just walk around with her. FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. look at her like she's the only girl you see. tickle her even when she says stop. hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. let her fall asleep in your arms. get her mad, then kiss her. stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. tease her and let her tease you back. stay up all night with her when she's sick. watch her favorite movie with her. kiss her forehead. Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. when she's sad, hang out with her. let her know she's important. kiss her in the pouring rain. when you fall in love with her, tell her. and when you tell

Performance Artist To Eat Corgi
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6701395.stm A performance artist says he will eat a corgi live on a London radio show in protest at a hunt led by Prince Philip. Mark McGowan says the meal is a protest at the alleged mistreatment of a fox which was shot during the hunt on the Queen's Sandringham estate in January. "I know some people will find this offensive and tasteless but I am doing this to raise awareness," said McGowan. After a post-mortem was carried out on the fox, the RSPCA said it had found no evidence of unnecessary suffering. A man had been pictured in several newspapers apparently hitting the animal with a flagpole. He told the RSPCA he had simply turned it with his foot to see if it was dead. "An independent post-mortem examination was carried out and found that the fox died from gunshot wounds - and no evidence of other injury or trauma was found," said the RSPCA in a statement. "The only witness who could have supported the version of events

A Perfect Circle-passive
“Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me But I just can’t believe him, ever the optimistic one I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, “You disappoint me,” Maybe you’re better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become…my perfect enemy… Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now), Don’t play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday I’ll (someday I'll) walk away and say, “You disappoint me,” Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way You’re better of this; you’re better off this; Maybe you’re better off! Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now), Don’t play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday I’ll (somed

Perfection.............................
Her red hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thought

The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna a

The Perfect Boyfriend
True Boyfriend would: • Love you even when he isn't liking you at the moment* • Give you a card or send flowers just to say he loves you* • Hold your hair after you've drank to much* • Run his fingers through your hair when you have your head on his chest* • Compliment you even when your sick and look sick* • Give you his coat/shirt when he sees your goose bumps**** • Never give up on the relationship, always try talking and working things out* • Tell her she is important and there is more to her then sex**** • Lift her chin, look into her eyes, softly touch her face as you get closer and your lips meet with hers under a blanket of stars* • and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?" **** guys forward as : i'd be this boyfriend. girls forward as : a perfect boyfriend. if you don`t forward this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. if you do forward this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Perfect Boyfriend
awwwww...I thought this was kinda cute ^ ^ Every girl dream since they were a little girl is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. he does these ones:: • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, han

The Perfect Beat Feat. Krs-1
CHERRIES !!!!! Peep out this Hawt Ass Track off the New Talib Kweli Album ( Eardrum )Go Get it It's worth Every penny Big up to Talib & The whole Brooklyn NYC..... TRU Hip Hop Music Forever will Live.......Image :)

Perfect Pain
An old poem of mine - still my personal favorite, on a very personal subject. Perfect Pain Crawling, prowling across the sheets Some animal, some wicked beast Primal urges pulse through hot flesh Forced and coarse, two bodies mesh Driven deep and wet with sin Pounding out the beat within Coming undone, unglued, unwired The saintly sweet tinged with Hell’s fire Curves and angles pulled and stretched Deep lines of the erotic etched Dragged across immoral ground Crying out with immortal sound Dive into me and fill my soul Kill the need and make me whole My body craves, my mind embraces My river flows and my heart races Harsh whispers bite into your ears My muscles ache, eyes filled with tears I’ve begged you to come desecrate This hallowed ground, this holy place Panting, paining, we pull apart And now it’s yours, this wretched heart With all the damage that I’d have you do Don’t you know that I love you?

The Perfect Dream
Kissing me and loving me, thats what I want. Holding me and just being with me everyday, is that so hard. Do you think you can and do you think you will is all I have to say, just let me know if you ever will one day... I was trapped for so very long in a very hard place. The yelling and screaming that would never go away. I never knew if I would come home to a house full of hate then one day it happened, my one and only fate. I seen you in front of me and wanted to fall to my knees. I thank god everyday that he showed you to me. All I ask is please dont say you hate me or want me to leave. Done tell me im ugly or you cant stand the sight of me. Ill give you all of my love if you can do the same, thinking of you and loving you should never be a game. Just remember one thing, I do have a heart, it belongs to you if you can play this simple part.

The Perfect Sunset
storm breaking in the essence of my heart Sinking into the depths of the water over which I stare A shudder of expectation of beauty as the sun falls to horizon Rock forms silhouetted in fiery glare, as are birds on wing My spirit and soul awakened in passion of excitement The sun setting as the heartbeat rises, erratic, awe struck Life force dwindling to snuff out days memories For creation of imprinted images on longing eyes A lone wanderer of the firmament, as Fulmar soars And Oystercatcher’s shrill cries as startled from perch Land on tide swept sands to search for food The sound of the waves crashing through caves, echoes To capture the never ending cycle framed in sky For the passion of a heart about to live anew An altered state of extreme awareness, beauty awoken Compared to forest walks, waterfalls and meandering streams As Ocean quenches the embers of suns passing Into the depths, the realms of Neptune, perceived Orange glow extinguishing with every

The Perfect Way To Explain Pms To A Man
I'm not really sure what made me think of this, but I'm sure the ladies will vouch for me on it! We all see these men running around talking about how PMS is just a huge excuse to be mean for a week out of the month. I'm not as bad as I used to be, but I still get those days where I'm being such a bitch that I can't even stand to be around myself. No matter how hard I try I can't shake it. So I start thinking...hormones suck. They are very hard to try and keep under control and here come these men saying it's a load of BS. WHAM! It occurs to me! Here's were the men should pay attention. Telling a woman to not be bitchy while PMS'ing is like telling a pubescent boy to not be horny. The only difference is that being horny is much more fun...

A Perfectly Good Blue Mood
A Perfectly Good Blue Mood I was doin' fine till you walked up and tried to brighten my day Sittin at the bar with tears in my eyes drinkin' my blues away You turned on the charm and patted my arm and said it can't be that bad I looked at you said you don't have a clue 'cause I really want to be sad Girl you don't know what you're doin' please don't try to lighten my heart you don't realize you're about to ruin a perfectly good blue mood So I'll have another beer and sing somebody done wrong I'll try to get back to my tears don't think it'll take long You can go to hell bet you can do it well while I enjoy this Perfectly Good Blue Mood

The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Perfect Matches And The Search For Forever
in this world, you have to hold onto what makes you happy and in this life, there is only one person out there that is a perfect match for us. the journey , the search is long but it makes it all the more worth it when you finally find them, can fall into their arms and look into their eyes and realize that your search for your forever is over

The Perfect Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes. • look at her like she`s the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you`re around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she`s sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • write her letters. • let her wear your c

Perfect Sky
I went back home tonight to watch the fireworks in the town I went to high school. Sure it was just a 16 mile drive, but it was a much farther journey for me. I have not watched fireworks at home on The Shortline for 20 years. Since then I have traveled all over North America and have seen some of the finest displays in the country. It's funny, I remember the towns, places like NY and Disneyworld that are known for great displays, but they really are not memorable by comparison. The past year I have made an effort to get back in touch with my friends and family that inhabit the tiny communities that I felt I had out grown, and yes I say that with an amount of shame and quiver in my voice. I'm sitting here in the same house I have spent the last 15 years and yet for the first time in a long time I feel like I am at home. I spent the early evening hours having my shirt tale pulled by small hands sticky with cotton candy while I talked to parents I grew up with. It's amazing to walk

Perfection
something about you makes me remember all of the time we have shared together i never knew the truth of perfection yet still i don't but you're a connection your flaws are perfect to my eyes a veil ignorance your only disguise this whole reality seems so incessant and all this perfection just makes me hesitant just so perfect how can it be someone like you found someone like me

Perfection
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay

The Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Perfect Wishes
WORLD PEACE > > Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. > > "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. > > The Canadian farmer says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." > > Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, th e land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. > > Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state. > > Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. > > The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's

Perfect Bbq Grilled Chicken
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 1 hr 21 min Makes: 4 servings 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 lb.) 1/3 cup KRAFT Classic Caesar Dressing 1/4 cup KRAFT or BULL'S-EYE Original Barbecue Sauce PLACE chicken and dressing in large resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Refrigerate 30 min. to 1 hour to marinate; discard marinade. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Place chicken on grill; cover with lid. GRILL 6 to 8 min. on each side or until cooked through (170°F), brushing with barbecue sauce during last few min. of grilling time. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Cooking Know-How Set the timer in the kitchen for 6 min. on each side so you don't forget to turn the chicken. Don't overcook the chicken - grill just until the juices run clear and the chicken is cooked through (170°F). Use Your Oven Grill runs out of gas unexpectedly or it starts to rain? That's easy. Just place the chicken on a baking sheet and bake at 400°F 20 min. or until cooked through.

Perfect Plan
I WANT IT ROUGHT AND HARD AND FAST I WANT HIS HANDS TO GRAB MY ASS AND KISS MY NECK,AND MAKE IT HURT ILL MOAN HIS NAME SO SEXY AND SOFT I WANT HIM ALL, NO OTHER CHICKS NO THREESOMES, ONLY ME AND HIM I WANT HIM IN MY PUxxx & ass DO HOW U WANT IT, BUT PLEASE JUST MAKE IT LAST AND IF U R NO GOOD DONT WAIST MY TIME JUST LET ME KNOW ITS NOT LIKE ITS A CRIME ILL GO AND FIND ANOTHER MAN I ALWAYS HAVE A PERFECT PLAN

Perfect Saturday
OMG...the girls and I had SUCH a great day today! The day started with one of our favorites, poached eggs on toast w/ cheese. Sort of like an egg McMuffin only made at home on wheat toast and SO much better for you. The I took them to downtown Hampton to the Virginia Air and Space Center! We had SUCH a good time! Emily was a little young, but they both loved it. We had a lot of fun in the exhibits, ate lunch in the little cafe, ate some freeze dried space ice cream, and took some really fun pics (I'll post 'em in a little while). Then, we went to Sam's really quick and picked up our copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! The girls and I just had such a great time and the weather was beautiful...*sighs and smiles*... Hope everyone else is having a great weekend, too!!

The Perfect Wave
look at you looking up at me you're looking up at me...inviting me to come down come down with you for an everlasting embrace setting the pace that makes me wonder why the chances we take involves any sense to this ethereal lifeless bliss and so I come...down with you so now you can rest on my side...forgetting all you have left behind believing in my word.... no matter how absurd sounding off like a broken harp that plays discordant tunes I will be there for you through many many moons so rest...rest on me in the hurricane you face hold on to me I am your palm tree shelter is what you seek nothing...broken hiatus forgetting days of the week lifter...am I I shall lift thee so high with you still looking up at me like once before you will never be down again never... ...never ...nevermore... there was absolutely no pre-meditation to this piece whatsoever...I was just chatting with my best friend ~tainted soul~ and I just flowed...no, thank you andrea

The Perfect Man!!!!!!!!!!!
I was asked to write this blog to describe my perfect man! So, here I go. My perfect man is 6 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds. He has short brown hair and eyes that are the color of the sky when it is at it's lightest! He has this beautiful smile and when he is truly happy or when he finds something funny, and he flashes that beautiful smile, it makes his eyes shine and they look even more blue! He has facial hair that is always trimmed and well groomed! He has full, pouty lips that are so kissable! And that is just the begining!!! He has the most perfect body! He likes to wear those sleeveless shirts and his arms are so nice. He isn't body builder big,(thank god) But he is just right. when he wears those shirts, I want to start at his shoulders and run my hands down his arms over and over. He has this chest that is like wow! It's not a I work out 3 days a week chest, but when you lay your head on it, you know it's a manly chest.Now let's move down to those legs! They are very muscular

Perfect World
"Perfect World" I never could’ve seen this far I never could’ve seen this coming Seems like my world’s falling apart Yeah Why is everything so hard I don’t think I can deal with the things you said It just won’t go away In a perfect world This could never happen In a perfect world You’d still be here And it makes no sense I could just pick up the pieces But to you This means nothing Nothing at all I used to think that I was strong Until the day it all went wrong I think I need a miracle to make it through Yeah I wish that I could bring you back I wish that I could turn back time Cuz I can’t let go I just can’t find my way Yeah Without you I just can’t find my way In a perfect world This could never happen In a perfect world You’d still be here And it makes no sense I could just pick up the pieces But to you This means nothing Nothing at all I don’t know what I should do now I don’t know where I should go I’m still here waiting for

Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password, something that he would use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P.... E.... N.... I.... S.... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH....

The Perfect Day
Perfect Day for a Woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor café. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two, followed by dancing. 10:00 Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 Make love. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. Perfect Day for a Man:

The Perfect Man
> > A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He > > gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just > > like Frank." > > > > Passenger: "Who?" > > > > Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the > > time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like > > that to Frank Feldman every single time." > > > > Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." > > > > Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have > > won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like > > an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have > > heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." > > > > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. > > > > Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could > > remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to > > order and which fork to ea

The Perfect Husband
The perfect husband There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent

Perfection
So I'm sitting in my hotel room right now because I'm on vacation. It's 11:26 PM and I've been talking to my best friend, my ex-fiance who I've haven't spoken to in a couple of weeks, and a really good friend of mine that well..I like alot and the feeling is mutual on the other end. But as I'm sitting/laying here multitasking between the three, I'm smiling the biggest grin. And I don't know why. I think I'm getting a high from life because nothing is wrong with me. My life is perfect right now. There's nothing for me to complain about. I have the best of friends. They care about me greatly. I care about them the same if not more. My family is insane yes but they're mine. Work is, I think, the best it could possibly get right now. I mean..maybe it's because I'm a happy go lucky person...but I feel nothing but love for the world right now. Peace G's. Much love to you all. ♥ :-D

The Perfect Day According To ... Him
10:00am Wake up 10:02am Oral sex 10:15am Big breakfast 11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs 2:15pm Enormous lunch 3:00pm Oral sex 3:15pm Play sports with the guys 4:00pm Drink beer with guys 6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:10pm Oral sex 6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer 11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sex

The Perfect Day According To ... Her
8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30am Light breakfast 11:00am Sunbathe 12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:30pm Shopping 2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds 3:00pm Facial massage and nap 7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing 10:00pm Make love 11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms

Perfume Scam
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He

Perfect Horoscope For Today
You're in touch with something deep within you that feels incredibly real. All that good energy can't lie, and you may very well exceed your wildest expectations when it comes to your love life! this can't be more true.

Perfect Date?
~~~If you had the chance to go on a date with me and you had a whole 24 hours ~what would it be like.... Or would you even really want to spend time with me...It would be in your best interst to be very open and upfront with me...Cause I am wanting to see what the hell I am missing out on~~~

The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man'

Perfect Day.....
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and s

The Perfect Guy For Me.
1.Listens to rock 2. Likes me for me 3. Can make me laugh 4. makes me smile 5.. can trust me 6. I can trust him 7. drug free 8. dosnt get that jelouse 9. dosnt try to controll me 10. Can undestand me Yea no chance in hell im finding the perfect guy for me. Well maybe i will i guess i will find out some day.

The Perfect Job
Got a new job. It is a very part time thing, but will put extra cash in my pocket. It is at a local nightclub. Being a cocktail waitress at a nightclub that, on Saturday nights, blares dance and rap music and attracts the preppy, stuck-up, metrosexual crowds REALLY does not seem like the place for a girl like me, but there is so much more to it. I've been to the club MANY times. I have become acquaintd with the staff there and they are really nice people and I look forward to starting to work with them tomorrow night. The real clincher in my decision to apply at the club is something that REALLY appeals to me. The club is also a venue. They have at least one major concert a month. I've seen Dope, Smile Empty Soul, Papa Roach, Deftones, Drowning Pool and many others perform there. Almost all of the pictures of me with bands were taken at this particular club. Drowning Pool will be back with The Exies, who I've also had the chance to meet there end of September. Basically...I am going to

A Perfect Circle-the Outsider
Help me if you can, It's just that this, Is not the way I'm wired, So could you please, Help me understand why, You've given in to all these reckless dark desires, you're Lying to yourself again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, You're pounding on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you, precious? I’m over this Why do you wanna throw it away like this, Such a mess, Why do I wanna watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time, What's your rush now? Everyone will have his day to die Medicated, Drama queen, Picture perfect numb belligerence, Narcissistic, Drama queen, Craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, You're pounding on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you precious? I'm over this, why do you want to throw it away like this? Such a mess, Why do I wanna watch you? Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time, What's your ru

A Perfect Outlook On My Life
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of som

The Perfect Color
The Perfect Color Approaching the mausoleum, Angels winked on either side, their nudity Out of place in the cold wind of December. The sack was heavy, A big brown bag slung over my shoulder, Bulging with the tools of my trade. I entered the dark chamber, Struck a match and lit the small torch Housed above the stone. The name looked the same As any other name I've hacked to bits With the hammer and chisel... Working the stone away from the opening, I let the pieces tumble to the marble floor Not caring if the angels heard. The newly deceased would shudder When I shook her from the box, but what could she say? It was a solid coffin, a rich white gleaming like the bones I needed, The solid, shimmering instruments that kept me fed. Yes, those and the long curls, And the eyes too, if they were the right color. I tugged at the box, but it wouldn't budge-- I chided myself for not bringing my partner. I pulled with every muscle, Pull

Perfect Way To Begin And End
SO I started my day yesterday by running out of gas on the way to work... then got gas and the car still wouldnt start... spent most of my day worrying about a) how am i gonna get home b) whats goin on with my car Jerry Dean and Dennis rescued me.... Then on the way home... we ran out of gas. True story!

The Perfect Mate
The idea of a perfect mate is a fairy tale told to us by family members and loved ones thru out our lives. The truth is everyone is so individual whether by upbringing or opinion that I don't believe that there could be a perfect person for each of us. We've all heard- the right one will come along. The reality is perfect would be boring. We need someone imperfect because we are all imperfect. Our differences make up who we are. I find that this ideal tends to be the hardest to dispell. Would you really want someone who fits to a tee? Would you really want someone who never has a conflict with you? How would you continue to grow as a person? I don't know about you after a good arguement, the sex feels all the better. Fighting can bring an appriciation of differences. The perfect man, in my mind would be a bore........not perfect at all.

The Perfect Friend?
THE PERFECT FRIEND I thought I had found the perfect friend, But it took a very short time for that to end, I thought there was hope left in my life, But as it turns out, it was only added strife, I thought for once I had done something right, But I quickly corrected that oversight, I thought I wasn’t useless or a bore, But I was all that and even more, I thought there was a purpose to my days, But that was only a very short phase, I thought you weren’t like all the rest, But like those before, you failed the test, I thought you would stay with me, at least for a bit, But you decided it was better just to quit, I thought life was worth living for a moment in time, But the life I wanted could never be mine, I thought the hunger inside had been fed, But now I know, I was just being misled.

Perfect Your Approach With A "prop"
How many times have you been out and a hottie catches your eye? Instead of approaching her, you sit there paralyzed, wondering what to do. Sure, you could say "hello"... but then what? Time and time again you come up with nothing and wind up alone, watching her leave. This "self-sabotage" is easy to avoid with a simple, surefire technique I've been teaching for years: Use "props" to strike up conversations with women, and you'll never have a missed opportunity again. Props are anything nearby you could use to start or maintain a conversation. Here are five examples: 1. She has a great dog, so you pet the dog and ask, "What's your dog's name?" Obviously she will tell you, to which you can comment on how sweet the dog is and the conversation should naturally unfold. 2. You're in a cafe and she has a newspaper. You can ask, "Do you mind if I read that section when you're done?" When she gives it to you, ask, "Anything exciting I should read first?" 3. On an airplane, ask to borrow a

Perfect Failure Show Tomorrow!
The band has been kicking so much ass lately, it's awesome! I'm so stoked for the show tomorrow. I'm gonna go absolutely nuckin futs up on that stage, and the audience are gonna throw ritalin at me. Niccee. Laterz!

A Perfect Day? "jeffy's Mom"
A tear can come so quickly A heart can break so fast A memory lasts forever As if there were no past I wake up every morning Wishing to re live a happy day Where I can wake up to see A smile upon your face A day with a happy begining And and ending that way too A day to just be on the couch And cuddle next to you 8/29/07 by Samantha For: Jeffy's Mom

~perfect Enemy~
Holding on to hate- the kind of hate that makes you bristle with dark chi, makes your blade quiver in anticipation of vengeance- is never a good thing. Yet when it comes to betrayal, it is hard to let go of. Not talking about petty secrets or white lies. No, this is the kind of betrayal that cuts to the very fabric of ones being, that shatters the very concept one had about trust and loyalty. So, my advice? Do not speak lightly of codes and creeds if you do not choose to live by them. Do not speak to the heart of one you profess to care for if you intend to dash that heart to the ground without care to the fragility of the soul connected to it. Unless you enjoy the feel of cold steel against your throat.....

Perfect President Candidate
In response, to a MuMM today, I responded by stating: "NAFTA was Clinton's thorn (while its intent was good in many aspects has had some other negative repercussions that spun from it), as well as so many other things. Bush is attacked so much right now because he is in the Oval Office and is an easy scapegoat for many problems. Bush, while not well liked for the war efforts to rid of terrorists willing to attack the US in a heartbeat, you have to give him credit to some degree of not wavering in his decisions and being wishy washy about it. At least, you know where he stands on any issue. Some interesting people throwing into the campaigns for our next President. They, too, will be blamed, if elected, for their faults or bad decisions. If there were a perfect President Candidate, I am not sure who that would be -- would you????" So, do you have any idea who is the perfect presidential candidate????

Perfect Employee
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the lines written in RED INK.(Every other line couldnt copy the red on here lol)

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his love to you The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. -Unknown

Perfect Mirrors
Last night your eyes were perfect mirrors of the deep blue sky - I looked into them as the wind lifted your dark hair from your flushed cheeks - and I could see God's inspiration for the stars. © All rights reserved

The Perfect Dump
I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump Nasty! Depends upon the dumper's tolerance and is the result of too many beers - doesn't matter if it was 2 or 22. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by an odious malevolent fog that could close the bathroom for days. Naked flames are ill advised..... The Chili Dump (aka The Japanese Flag) Hot wh

Perfection?
As a pussyologist I am often asked, "What is a perfect pussy?' Great Question! To which I reply: Perfect can only exist where there is a standard for comparison and a way of determining what that standard is: A is perfect when compared to Z; Z is perfect when compared with Y. Perfect suggests that there is an imperfection that will be exposed by the perfect standard; this logic would conclude, based on my reality and experience, that EACH pussy is perfect. Why? Because each pussy is unique, one-of-a-kind and is not comparable to any other. Remember a perfect pussy is different from how the owner uses her pussy and how she lets you pleasure it. Thus, the perfect pussy is every pussy. Yes, Ladies, you have a perfect pussy

A Perfect Day
1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse. 2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life. 3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others. 4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others. 5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you. 6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself. Whatever you plan today, I hope it's just right.

Perfection
I had envisioned ou first time over and over in my mind. I wanted our first time to be beyond perfect. I replayed my actions and reactions time and time. I just wanted this expereience to be perfect. The opportunity finale arose for me to follow through with my thoughts, dreams and fantasies. I had 30 minutes to get to the location. I showered with vicki secerts shower gel and body spray. I put on the tinyiest thinnest summer dress in my closet. I had to ensure that my golden melons were exposed and my dress showed just enough for the imagination. I slipped on my heels and went out the door. I failed to mention tht I had my carying case with my favorite vibrator, some lubes, and a set of beads. I arrived at my destination in 15 minutes flat. I knocked on the door and the door opened into a candle lit room with rose petals everywhere. The voice directed me to come to the kitchen and obeyed. There were two rose stem glasses filled with a bubbley substance. I picked up a glass and the

The Perfect Man
All my life I had built up a fantasy of the perfect man. Countless romance stories and fables helped make that fantasy a reality in my mind. Searching for that fantasy lead to many disappointments. Reality made it clear that there was no such man. And as the years went by, the fantasy started to fade away - until I met you. I had almost given up on the fantasy until my fantasy became reality, that reality became you.

Perfect Picture
Left heartbroken so many times, By people thought of as the one, Only now I'm thinking of you, Knowing our love has just begun It seems I no longer worry, About my heart breaking in two, Finally I'm living in happiness, As I'm falling in love with you I sit and recall your sweet scent, As a smile is painted on my face, I'm basking in total contentment, As I think of your beauty and grace Seems no one has ever struck me, In the ways of your beautiful soul, My heart beats only for you, And it's beating out of control Butterflies build in my stomach, My heart is leaping in my chest, Never have I been so euphoric, It's me that loves you best There's no need to ever worry, For we will always be together, God painted the perfect picture, With our love lasting forever

The Perfect Woman :)
I was thinking about this topic and this is what I came up with :) What I want in a woman: Original List: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Funny 5. Good Cook that can cook with me 6. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 32: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Funny 6. Gives me sex whenever I want it (Good Cook was removed, because I found I can cook as good as any woman out there - lol) At Age 42: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Slightly Funny 5. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 52: 1. Moderately Attractive 2. Decent Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Slightly Funny 5. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 62: 1. Hopefully Attractive 2. Hopefully not a wrinkled Butt 3. Gives me sex whenever I want it (Good Conversation was removed because I have already heard everything she has to say by the age of 62 and Slightly Funny is not needed anymore because I am sure t

The Perfect Day
So I was at another Starbucks for the second time in one day. This one had a poster on the message board about an Egyptian King Tut thing going on at the Franklin Institute in Philly. It's been on tour, and this is its final stop. It's there until the end of Sept. Wow. Imagine a day where I'd get to go see Egyptian stuff (says the girl with Ankh's on her fingernails), and it's in center city Philly, which means that there could be dinner at a Hard Rock Café. (Which anyone who has ever been to either of my web-pages, or has seen half my shirt collection, or knows one of my big reasons for going to Boston on my freakin honeymoon; can tell you- I'm a HUGE HRC fan!) I'm just saying... WOW. It would only be better if there was an Aerosmith concert to end it. Anyway. Not sure if there's enough left in the travel budget this month, but doubt it. It was more of a short little fantasy. Makes me wonder if anyone else I know saw one of those posters and was all, "Holy crap! That's go

Perfect Kiss
It's been hours and days. Since my body has felt the caress of your hand. Yet when I close my eyes and think of that night. My legs tremble, and I can still feel your fingertips sliding across my skin. The memory of that night forever marked on my soul. The way our bodies moved together. Bathed in nothing but moonlight. A night not quite perfect. But as close to perfect as two human beings can get. Your lips kissing places that haven't had contact in a long while. Enticing banked embers to flame. As liquid heat pours into my veins. The realization of what's to come. Drives me to distraction. Passions screaming for action. As you trail teasing touches of your tongue, along my torso. Making my abdomen quiver. Springing molten lava towards the very core of me. You run your hands up my inner thigh. Spreading my legs. My body yearning for you to take it and claim it as yours. Breaths taunting my moist petals. As I gasp, trying to fight back a moan. Not wanting you to know the extant of what

Perfect Summer Storm
Sitting here watching a summer storm Arcs of lightning dance to the ground Thunder breaking the crisp night air To the earth a rain is bound Thoughts of you drift through my mind Watching this ballet of power For tonight I cannot sleep or rest Upon this midnight hour Electricity coursed through me The first time that I saw you I see the intense energy In your eyes of crystal ice blue The persistent sound of my heart beating At the merest thought of your beauty The echoes of angels in my ears Hearing you voices symphony A soothing feeling when you smile Like the drumming of rains calmness Your movements so smooth & fluid Washing away my unpleasantness The glow you emit With each flashing light Seems to hold me in awe On this perfect summer night

Perfect
your kiss. your touch. the way you make me feel it all seems so perfect. Like its too good to be real. You're the only one who knows me both inside and out. You're the only one for me baby without a doubt. I love to hold you in my arms and feel your hands in mine. Your perfect just the way you are theres none other of your kind. The gentle way you kiss me i pray will never end. Remember how we started out as just being friends. Beneath that friendship was so perfect it was sure to grow to love and love it was love sweet love. Its sort of like we're destined. A couple meant to be. Lets keep us going baby heres to you and me.

A Perfect Mirage
Scoping out the drama….I see now why there can never be anything….anyone care to elaborate on the circumstances of mimicking mimes inside of platypus wings….come and go with treaties of time capsules and reason with logic of mind warped despair….find out the paranoid reasons to hide in the shadows and take cover from your own powers….where is nowhere and how do I get there from here….souls of mink love to play in puddles where the flowers are black and diseased….but from inside of nowhere there is a playwright whose function of melodies screams from beyond the wall of shame….come and enjoy the drama of dinosaurs living behind the trees….

The Perfect Caress
soft yet firm lips curvy yet solid hips intense yet dreamy gentle yet rough forced yet free chilling yet steamed hot yet icey skin wet yet dry sweat streaks and screams plays and rests and creases in the seams and in between her breasts love along with all sorts of things caressed smooth yet glimmering eyes quiet yet loud noises dim yet bright tender yet strong firm yet faint distant yet near tight yet loose grips constant yet yielding dips intense yet dreamy streaks and screams smooth yet glimmering lips, eyes, and skin senses and explorations tastes and flavors new discoveries and constant pleasures love in pleasant motion blessed wavy yet straight hair uneasy yet sturdy care mild yet extreme calm yet restless placid yet feisty odd yet familiar

The Perfect Day
Glenn Beck, a conservative radio and tv commentator, did a 2-3 series on "The Perfect Day". This is a terrorist situation involving a terrorist group taking over a US public school. The Details: 1. A terrorist group (TG) obtains funding to buy weapons, body armor and explosives. While doing this, they also send a member into the selected targeted middle school as a member of the faculty so to case out the layout and staff. A. A middle school is the main target because generally the boys are too young and small to fight grown adults with weapons, and the girls are old enough to rape. 2. On the day of the attack, the following will occur: A. TG kills all adults inside the school. B. Moves all students to a center location. While some are guarding the kids, others are planting explosives in key structural locations around the school building. C. The media and local law enforcement are contacted with threats to kill or rape the students. D. They wait for every

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle never cruel or mean he has a beautiful smile and he keeps his face so clean The perfect man loves children and will raise them by your side he will be a good father and good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cooking cleaning and vaccuuming too he'lldo anything to convey his feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweet writing poetry from your name he's a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain He has never made you cry or hurt you in any way......

Perfect People
I'm looking for perfect people. I know they exist because others think they do. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have not met this person yet. I don't even think I know what the perfect person would look or act like because after a while of being around them there would be things that get on my nerves. Too perfect would be a flaw. So, as I'm happy being the imperfect person. We can concentrate on the things that do make us happy and ignore the ones that don't. I like to think I can see and find the good rather than the not perfect. Who, and what, would be perfect for me? Gosh I wouldn't have a clue if they were sitting in front of me waving their hands yelling 'look at me'. Remember success only happens when knowledge and opportunity meet at the same time. I have had a lot of missed opportunity looking backwards at the past. Now is the time to look forward and take the chance. Surprise me. Thanks, peace and love. Let me leave you with a quote. by, Christina Bal

Perfect Hubby....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it wit! h all t he options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishm

Perfect Ending
Tonight is done, but tomorrow is here. Dont worry my child, bottle up your fear. For i am here to take you away. I have searched so far from here. To pick you out, so shed no more tears. Will you be with me, when the sun shines again. No you will not, because your story has an end. I have told you before, i will not stand again. You will have to take me, Just grab my hand. We are both alone, so into the dark we run. Heres the story, you couldnt tell. What i bring to you is pain. The perfect ending is saved for you to tell.Something so deadly, youll do it so well. I havent begun to tell you what i feel. But once i am gone, it will pass you in time. Hated so much, with all this pain i bury inside. Dont worry i will harm no one at all. Just keep it to myself, and then i will die. All alone and by myself is how i will fall. This is how i wanted it remember what i said. I dont want you to look back just move forward instead. I know one thing and that just might

The Perfect Moment
I stand here basking in the glow of a sunrise. The sand beneath my feet, the waves lightly crashing along the beach. A set of dolphins frolicking in the surf. The colors of the sky, reflections along the water, I stare in wonderment of the beauty that lays before me. Behind me someone approaches, soft tender foot steps, light crunch sounds on the sands of the beach. I feel as they approach, the anticipation in my soul it ever so builds. The gulls dance in the distance, having caught themselves a small bite from the oceans surface. The sun slowly begins to climb. The colors more vivid, purples, orange, reds. I am touched, it excites me, the hands of another slipping around me, her soft delicate touch, pulling at me so slightly, yet with determination. The sounds, the sights, the moment is but perfect. I find my self lost, my heart racing, as if the entire scene laid out before me is one out of a story book, a fantasy. I sigh softly to myself, excited, completed, pleasured. The

Performance Appraisals Terms & Their Real Meanings
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date Active Socially - Drinks a lot Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision Aggressive - Obnoxious Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes Career Minded - Back Stabber Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

The Perfect Night (pt1)
The Perfect Night Dell is such a girl who never gets noticed by any one,especially the opposite sex.As any girl who is about to turn 18 she had only a few important subjects on her mind.One of them a date to the prom and second the perfect dress.As any typical day for Dell she would watch all of the other girls at school meet up with there friends and then go make out with there boyfriends.Dell didnt have any friends she always sat alone.As the day flew by the school bell rang and like all teenagers its time to hang out and have some fun. Dell didnt have a car so she would ride the bus and then walk home. Lone and behold her fate was about to change all in a few 10 minutes."Help,Help please some one come help me" !Dell heres this cry in a short distantce.She runs down a trail to find a chubby dark haired lady laying flat on her back.Dell quickley runs to her and picks her up.Are you ok? Dell asks. Oh Im going to be ok my back went out while I was jogging down this trail.Im going to be

The Perfect Holiday
First Look: THE PERFECT HOLIDAY Release Date: December 14, 2007 Distributor: Yari Film Group Director: Lance Rivera Producers: Shakim Compere, Queen Latifah, Marvin Peart, Leifur B. Dagfinnsson, Mike Elliot, and Joe Genier Screenwriters: Lance Rivera and Marc Calixte Cast: Morris Chestnut, Gabrielle Union, Queen Latifah, Charlie Murphy, Terrence Howard, Faizon Love, Rachel True, Katt Williams, Jill Marie Jones, Malik Hammond, Khail Bryant, & Jeremy Gumbs Genre: Family Comedy Synopsis: THE PERFECT HOLIDAY is a heart-warming holiday story of Nancy (played by Gabrielle Union - "Daddy's Little Girl" & “Bring it On”), a loving single mother of three who falls for Benjamin (Morris Chestnut – “Best Man", “Like Mike” & “Breakin’ All the Rules”), a talented but struggling songwriter who is working part-time as a mall Santa. Conflicts arise when her oldest son, 10 year old John-John, convinces his younger brother and sister to join him in mischievous pl

Perfect Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for the dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because even though I'd lost 50 pounds, I'd ended up in the hospital last time, awakening in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and with IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb t

Perfect
Her skin, her face, slides strangely beneath my fingers. The thought was so vulgar; I couldn’t help but feel that shock of intoxicating heedlessness. This lust was so vicious, so unrestrained, so exotic and distasteful. I love it, How raw, how utterly seductive. I can feel her all around me, her breath is quick, then ragged, Breathing into my mouth. Her hands claw, her sweat burns. I bleed. I gasp. Her name is whispered in the dark, in the blinding light. How can it hurt this much? How can it feel so perfect?

Perfect Doll
First off, to explain this; these are the thoughts of a slave girl. She wants to be his slave so much, but he doesnt see it. And she feels embarassed to tell her perspective Master. "I will be your perfect doll. Your perfect little doll. Obedient, quiet, faithful. It will all be yours. The things you don't see are the things i want you to have... I want to be your perfect little slave. Always quiet, never quarrel, speak only when spoken to... I will be that for you. If i will show you... It would hurt you to do the things i crave... I want these things for you. I will give these things to you. I want you not to hurt to punish me when i dont do the things you want of me. I want spanked, shackled, and sometimes used. But only to end in knowing that you do these things for me. Because I love you. And you love me. I want to wear your shackles. Your collar. I want to wear your welts on my back from our sex. I will wear them with pride... I want to be your Perfect

The Perfect Moment
Anticipation of your lips To gently kiss Mine A tingle runs down my spine My senses run wild My heart warms with your smile So I pull you in close With my breath heavy Sneaking in another kiss Although you'd let me Your hands fit perfectly around me As your sweet aroma surrounds me The perfect moment I hope it can never cease My feet begin to tap To the rhythms of our heartbeats Pretty lady Can I have this dance?

The Perfect Female....lmao
Kyz™@ fubar THIS BLOG WAS POSTED BY A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I SO HAD TO ASK IF I COULD HAVE IT SO GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, THIS IS AWESOME....HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID....GIGGLES You know I see all these graphics and bulletins about the "perfect guy" one who will do this and that and blah blah fucking blah.. so I think its time we post one about the "perfect woman" and just like all those perfect guy ones where the bar is set way too high and no one man will ever reach the perfection that is described in the buletins and graphics mine will be very unattainble as well. I do note however that I'm not looking for ALL of these traits in females..just certain ones.. I'll leave you to guess what ones I'm talking about I want a girl who never asks me what her ass looks fat in, if you have a fat ass you know it. You don't need me to shatter your fragile self esteem by confirming the fact nor boost up said self esteem by lying to you and saying no. I want a girl who will ex

The Perfect Woman...
You know I see all these graphics and bulletins about the "perfect guy" one who will do this and that and blah blah fucking blah.. so I think its time we post one about the "perfect woman" and just like all those perfect guy ones where the bar is set way too high and no one man will ever reach the perfection that is described in the bulletins and graphics mine will be very unattainable as well. I do note however that I'm not looking for ALL of these traits in females..just certain ones.. I'll leave you to guess what ones I'm talking about I want a girl who never asks me what her ass looks fat in, if you have a fat ass you know it. You don't need me to shatter your fragile self esteem by confirming the fact nor boost up said self esteem by lying to you and saying no. I want a girl who will except the fact that RPGs (tabletop, console and MMORPG) can be life I want a girl who won't ever walk between me and my tv while watching sports unless she's naked and bringing me hot wings

Perfect Coffee.....
Brewing the perfect pot of coffee is really quite easy. best to use a stove top coffee maker....on a wood stove First, you put in one scoop for every two cups of coffee the coffee maker will brew. Fill with 12 cups worth of water. Bring to a rolling boil. allow to cool to a reasonably warm temp. keep on the warming plate all day. To brew second pot of coffee for the day, remove half the grounds, add three scoops of coffee, add water to remaining coffee to bring the level up to the proper volume, then bring up to a boil once more. You can actually keep the coffee going for a month using these techniques, once you start the first pot for the month, just keep adding to it. Now the nice thing about such coffee is that not only can you drink it, you can use it as an engine degreaser, parts cleaner and it will take the black powder residue off cap and ball firearms.

Perfect
You make me warm You make me sigh When I see you In my mind Your beautiful hair Your Beautiful eyes Make me feel Like I'll never die When I am sad And cant make it through I just close my eyes And dream of you For at that time While your on my mind All my problems Are left behind If I had a choose I wouldnt change a thing Because your perfect Just like a dream I'd kill for you And even die To make your life Last a longtime You were sent from heaven I know its true Because no one else Is as perfect as you

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived? The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

The Perfect Man
Damn, where did you come from You`ve got all the things I want and need From head to toe I say who is this wonderful creature Could it be the Perfect Man Or better yet My Perfect Man The Perfect Man Who cares and loves me Caresses, Comforts, and Understands me Who kisses me with Passion Instead of Lust Who makes love to me Mentally, Physically, and Emotionally The man who softly screams my name in Ecstasy The man who says I love you and means it From the bottom of his heart The man who everyone looks at and Feens for But in Reality they know you`re My Perfect Man The Perfect Man Done by christine

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You mus

The Perfect Wedding!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

The Perfect Proposal
Not that this could ever happen but ive figured out the perfect proposal, say your with your mate and its christmas eve and your walking down the sidewalk under the street lights and its snowing, you come the the corner at exactly 11:59 and he gets down on his knee and at exactly midnight he asked you to marry him, n just as he asks you a shooting star flies across the sky, may sound weird but to me that would be the perfect proposal that i doubt could ever happen

Perfect
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had a choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else, Is as perfect as you.

Perfumes That Women Should Wear!
I am a bottomless pit of thrilling ideas, some bordering on not stupid, while most are just nuts. But here is one that I need to get a patent for – Perfume that Men want YOU (Women) to wear. Girls usually wear very nice perfumes which are flowery and sweet smelling. If you like these perfumes, more power to you. But for girls that are trying to attract guys, pay attention, and you could see more action than Hollywood. You, the woman, must hunt the hunter. Every hunter (woman) must set a trap (flirting) in order to catch (dating) their prey (men) for food (marriage). Now the prey is stupid, and usually springs the trap before it's even set. But if the trap isn't very creative (you're ugly), using bait may help - Enter my perfumes. I propose perfumes based on what men really want to smell: Food. I can just picture it – I'm strolling through the mall, minding my own business, when suddenly the powerful scent of sizzling bacon enters my unprepared nostrils. My

Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.

Perfection
Perfection All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart. No one else in the world could even compare, You’re perfect and so is this love we can share. We can have so much more then I ever thought we would, I would love you more then I thought I ever could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I’ll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, future, and past, by the way you would look at me I know we will last.

The Perfect Boyfriend!!!
Boys Should; • Give her your hoody even if you go to different schools. • Give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in. • Leave her cute text messages for her to wake up to. • Kiss her in front of your friends. • Tell her she looks beautiful. • Look into her eyes when you talk to her. • Let her mess with your hair. • Just walk around with her. • Forgive her for her mistakes. • Look at her like she's the only girl you see. • Tickle her even when she says stop. • Hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. • Let her fall asleep in your arms. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Come up and grab her by the waist Remember this; • Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. • When she's sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've nev

The Perfect Dress
well, I found it. I finally found the dress I need for a Christmas party Jeff and I are going to this weekend. And I even bought high heel shoes to wear. That should be funny to watch me walk in heels. I haven't worn heels in like 20 years.....I will have to make sure the video camera stays home so Jeff can't tape me... Anyway, my dress is black with glitter on it. We are gonna be so nice looking together. Like I said yesterday I am one to make sure we match and we will. I looked forever for the dress and finally after I gave up hope I found one on another rack. Then when I tried it on....it fits me snuggly~! I will be on a crash diet this week so I can be comfy in it. Nah, it has a sheer overshirt with glitter on it so that will help to conceal how tight it really it. I will get pics to post next week. I had a nice conversation with a young man last night. Some things have happened and he was defending his mom. He was being such a gentleman and just letting me know kin

The Perfect Drug
The Perfect Drug I got my head but my head is unraveling cant keep control can't keep track of where it's traveling I got my heart but my heart's no good you're the only one that's understood I come along but I don't know where you're taking me I shouldn't go but you're wrenching dragging shaking me turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky the more I give to you the more I die and I want you you are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug you make me hard when i'm all soft inside I see the truth when i'm all stupid-eyed the arrow goes straight through my heart without you everything just falls apart my blood just wants to say hello to you my fear is warm to get inside of you my soul is so afraid to realize how every little bit is left of me take me with you without you everything just falls apart it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

A Perfect Red Rose.
As i looked out at the snow falling The white powder covered the earth Children making snowmen in their yards Another log was added to the hearth More children sledding down the hills People out cleaning off their cars I sit and hold the curtain aside Snowflakes looking like falling stars The stamping of feet to clear off their shoes Slipping on the sidewalk covered with snow I look at my watch to see what was the time I put on my hat and gloves cause we have to go Out in the snow thats coming down ever so quick We are going to visit some wonderful friends The roads are clear where the snow didn't stick My hat and my gloves covering my head and hands The beautiful flakes land on my nose The snow is covering just about everything Except for a single flower, a perfect red rose.

Perfection?
the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true

Perfect Prime Rib
INGREDIENTS * 1 (10 pound) prime rib roast * 6 cloves garlic, sliced * salt and ground black pepper to taste * 1/2 cup Dijon mustard number of stars READ REVIEWS (92) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F (260 degrees C). 2. Make slits all over the roast by pricking with a small knife. Insert slivers of sliced garlic. Season the roast with salt and pepper, then spread generously with mustard. Place on a rack in a roasting pan, and cover. 3. Roast for 60 minutes in the preheated oven. Turn off oven. Leave oven closed, and do not peek for 90 minutes. The internal temperature of the meat should be at least 140 degrees F (60 degrees C) for medium-rare, or 155 degrees F (68 degrees C) for medium.

The Perfect Husband!
Body: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He then looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove ... I left early to go shopping. Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you r

The Perfect Chaos
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her

Performing Live @ Revolution Live
SEAN KINGSTON’s OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY of the Upclose & Personal Tour Revolution 200 West Broward Blvd. Wed. Dec.26th Day after Christmas Doors Open 10pm – 4am Opening Act performing at 1am Presold Ticket $25.00 Presold VIP $45.00 Additional Info: Performing Live: Sean Kingston, Rick Ross, Red Rat, Crossovah, & More! Live Appearances: Chris Brown, Bow Wow, Soldier Boy, Lil Mama, & More! Don't miss STEEL PULSE performing at REVOLUTION LIVE this New Year's Eve with very special guests FOURTH DIMENSON and JAHFE!

A Perfect Gift
It didn't come wrapped in bright paper It didn't come by mail It wasn't loud and noticed by all who stood around It was a very simple gift Very profound It made tears come to my eyes and I laughed with sheer joy. It glowed It glittered as brightly as a star in the heavens. More precious to me than any glittering stone. Love,and friendship, a promise.

Perfect For Men And Then.....
Two beautful legs, so long and so slender, round, slim and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the desire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for man to make his heart sing... Then He added a mouth... And ruined the whole darn thing!!!!

The Perfect Angel I Want (part One)
Well I want some one who will stick with me though the good and the bad times.I want a girl who will call or txt me just to say "I LOVE YOU BABY" or "I'm thinking about you baby".I want someone who'll love me no matter what i say or do.I want someone who stick up for me and would expect the same in return.I want someone who'll take care of me when I'm sick.I want someone who'll cuddle with me.Some one who'll be there for me,When I'm down and who'll cheer me up. To Be Continued................

The Perfect Angel I Want (part Two)
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love

Perfection
While in the shower,I was thinkin' 'bout what would the perfect woman be like to me.I based my conclusion upon some of women I have be involved with and others who I was real cool with. 1.Adrianne: real cool,sexy and a good sense of style 2.Helen: the first girlfriend who I had fun with.It helped a lot that she was a Gemini too. 3.Jackie: FREAKY...nuff said 4.Tracy: very,very funny.Her humor was part goofiness and part wit. 5.Pamela: as an older woman,it was her confident vibe that made her really SEXY to me. 6.Margaret: She had the "Good Woman" vibe that I liked so much and she was very intelligent too. 7.Lydia: I found her to be flat out VOLUPTUOUS and it made me weak at the knees.

The Perfect Femdom
THE PERFECT FEMDOM "I could never be controlled by a Domme who was not completely in control of herself in every area of her life." I've heard this remark a number of times over the past couple of years and it always gives me pause. While it's certainly true that someone totally out of control of themselves and their life would not make a suitable candidate for controlling another's body and/or mind, I think it's very naive and fanciful to expect that anyone could ever be in total control of themselves at all times. We all have moments when life spins things out of our control and we're forced to deal with it as best we can. Additionally, as human beings we each have our strengths and our weaknesses. An intelligent person is aware of his/her weaknesses, strives to build on those areas, and adjusts his/her interactions to make certain that those weaknesses do not interfere with their ability to control their submissive partner. Role playing or scening can be very fun, but if yo

Perfection In My Eyes
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

The Perfect Husband
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I st

Perfect Moment
PERFECT MOMENT This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you This is what God meant This is my perfect moment with you I wish I could freeze this space in time The way that I feel for you inside This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you Tell me you love me when you leave You're more than a shadow, that's what I believe You take me to places I never thought I'd see Minute by minute you're the world to me I wish I could frame the look in your eyes The way that I feel for you inside This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you And if tomorrow brings a lonely day Here and now I know I haven't lived in vain I'll cry my tears in the rain And if love never comes again I can always say I've been To paradise skies in your eyes, eyes, eyes Tell me you love me the moment you leave You're more than a shadow, I've got to believe I wish I could keep you all of my life The way that I feel for you inside This is my moment This is my

The Perfect Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you... *i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... *i'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get to spend more time with you... *i'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and i will have fun because it means i am spending time with you... *i'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... *i'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... *i'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. & even if we spend time apart, i'm the girl who never forgets you.. *i'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. *i'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything.

Perfect Days
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12:00 Lunch with best friend at a fashionable outdoor diner. 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror. 7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from

Perfect New Years Resolution
1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant. 2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.Buy a lock if you have to. 3.) Buy a Tivo (DVR), tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4.) When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, "My purpose is to___________today." 5.) Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6.) Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did last year. 7.) Always pray and make time to exercise. 8.) Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of Six. 9.) Dream more while you are awake. 10.) Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less foods that are manufactured in plants. 11.) Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli , almonds & walnuts. 12.) Try to make at least three people smile each day. 13.) Clear your clutter from your hou

A Perfect Heart In The Midst Of An Imperfect Life
Imperfect life this is indeed. No situation we find ourselves in nor the people we get to meet is perfect. Fortunes fall, hearts break, and we may lose job - home – money – relationships and sanity. Our peace and calm is often shattered by this turmoil and chaos which runs through the whole length of our existence, it seems. This life takes us on a roller-coaster ride which we can’t get out of – unless we say to the world “Stop! Let me out!!” During that lunch meet I had with my lady friends recently,I wondered at how they had changed. Oh not in a big way but rather faintly, slightly. One may not even notice it; but it was something I saw in their eyes and in the nuance of their thoughts vacillating from can-do and can’t-do. The verve and vivacity of their personalities which engaged everybody in lively repartee over meets of the previous years seemed to have watered down. The thought saddened me as I realized that life’s troubles had managed to nip at their joy transforming them i

Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your ey

Perfect Soulmate
Perfect Soulmate by BlueWolf © My heart was protected, By a thick wall And you came into my life, You made it all fall. I never thought I could feel this way Until I met you And it all went away. You make me feel free Like a bird in the sky. I never want to be sad again I never want to cry I want to be with you I want us to last Everything before you Was all in the past. Some say that us meeting Was by luck or just fate But I truly believe That you are my perfect soulmate.......

Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He has never made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.

The Perfect Night
The perfect night starts off with me in my Sunday best waitting for the knock on the door, which would be the women of my dreams and the love of my life. The dinner table is set, candle lit of course. The meal that I worked on all day, just so that it would be perfect. The smells of the stuffed pork chops fills the house. The salad is fresh with many of her favorite toppings adorning it. The chocolate moouse cake looks like hell, but im still happy with it because I knew before I started it that I wasnt good at icing cakes. After dinner came the movie. Nothing special, just something to do while the food settles, plus it gives us time for cuddling that I have longed for for some time now. After the movie was a short walk to the candle lit bedroom. The candles lit up the room so nicely. The bed was made up with candy, a rose, and a gift for my sweet. After I give her the long full body massage that lasted for hours and that made her feel so relaxed and comfortable we sl

Perfect Day...
A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00

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Perfect Blue Buildings
Just down the street from your hotel, baby I stay at home with my disease And ain't this position familiar, darling Well, all monkeys do what they see Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Down on Virginia and La Loma Where I got friends who'll care for me You got an attitude of everything I ever wanted I got an attitude of need Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple tree Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me It's 4:30 A.M. on a Tuesday It doesn't get much worse than this In beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple tree Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me I got bones beneath my skin, and mister... There's a skeleton in every man's house Beneath the dust and love and

The Perfect Husband.a Must Read!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner

The Perfect Guy
I want a guy who can be my best friend, who I can talk to about anything. A guy that cares about me, and would be mad if someone hurt me. A guy who can accept me, and who can accept my past. A guy who knows the real me, and loves me for me. A guy who doesn't care if I have guy friends, and a guy who likes all my friends. A guy with amazing eyes, and a to-die-for smile. A guy who I can be myself around, and he won't care because it'll make him love me more. A guy who's seen me at my worst, and hopes I'm never that hurt again. A guy who doesn't care if I wear my sweats everyday, becasue no matter what--he thinks I'm beautiful. But most of all I want a guy that will want me back and love me for me.

The Perfect Storm
The graven image of our passion has risen against the fog the rain of my tears falls silently upon my pillow the steady and cumbersome rhythm beats defiantly against the door there is no answer in the night for the storm has evacuated my heart this admission of slavery has been treacherous to my soul the deeds undone and words unsaid have trickled away any emotion felt The last day's dawn rises amoungst the ashes of existence and creates a swelling of belief for it has created the perfect storm © 2007 Rainn (All rights reserved)

Perfect Sexual Evening By Her
We always do our best to make love in the moment, with no stress in the perfect surroundings. That evening was no exception. It was early enough that we weren't exhausted from the day and had no time limit. We bathed each other carefully to wash away the outside world. We entered our bedroom, which was decorated with soft lighting and fabrics to heighten our senses. We lit candles, sprayed perfume, and arranged flowers to add a sensuous touch. As usual, we carefully selected three of our most sensuous music CDs to match our mood. We titillated all of our senses from a distance long before our love play even began. As we stared into each other’s eyes, the beginnings of lust unfolded even before we touched one another. We then began to caress and whisper sweet nothings to each other. Hmmm… it’s amazing how his breath makes me aware of all the sensitive pores on my skin… Before long, it seemed that my nerves were complete on end. I felt my skin covering me like this one big

Perfect Sexual Evening By Him
When she brought my penis into her mouth, I breathed, relaxed, and circulated those delicious sensations up and away from my genitals. I knew those other parts of my body (feet, nipples, head) couldn't orgasm, but it sure felt like I was cumming all over! Instead, the intense urge to release calmed and I could relax into more intense stimulation of my penis. Oddly, the slower she went, the stronger the sensations were. And I loved them! Really, how can so much pleasure be derived from several inches of hard throbbing flesh. Who would want this to end quickly in a few seconds of explosion? Not me. I was looking forward to hours of ‘sexual worship’. After what seemed like forever, I turned her over and then touched, kissed, and licked her now streaming vagina delicately. She had multiple orgasms with my fingers and then with my tongue, each one rocking me to my core too. Her energy pulses made me want to cum with her but my penis simply stayed hard as a rock as she continue

Per Fection
imikimi - Customize Your World Mom those are the eyes that watched me grow The eyes that were able to see into my soul Together we climbed mountains and made it through the pain To find out that someday it would be forever and againe As you've gotten stronger, I've gotten stronger Able to take care of myself even though I didn't want to Your proud of my wit, my confidence and my charm People say I'm just like you and I know all about your charms The eyes are in my heart, the eyes that saw my soul Your eyes are the beautiful eyes, the eyes that watched me grow

Perfect Woman
I am the perfect woman in your head As long as you picture me sweet and innocent I showed you what you wanted to see What you expected to see, I became your goddess Your compared others to me They didn’t please you the way I do Never making you feel as I make you feel I let it all crash, opened myself to you Told you more than I should have I let you see my inner thoughts, feelings, desires You begged me to; I tried to ward you off You begged me to I relented I let you see the emptiness, the void to be filled I let you see the side I’m not proud of You told me to take care of myself, to change, to improve You told me I was different, I had lied I warned you you would be disappointed, things would change When you learned I wasn’t your expectation, I became nothing I showed you what you wanted to see, you lost your fantasy You say you will forget the details, things won’t change You say I am still the perfect woman, in your head

Perfect In My Eyes
Perfect in my eyes Never will it matter how you hurt me, Never will it matter how you lied, You always were and ever will be perfect in my eyes. I'll never think of you badly and I'll never wish you were gone No matter how my heart has been broken Ill never do you wrong. Love never takes a time out and it never stops for a day when you love, you love forever in any kind of way! So it will never matter you hurt me, or how many times ive cried, i love you and thats all that i know, Your perfect in my eyes!!!

The Perfect Encounter
The Perfect Encounter It was cold out tonight. I shivered in my leather mini, which bearly cupping my ass. It was soaked from the showers, thundershowers, not the kind I was looking for tonight. I stood there in the club, drink in hand, eyes gazing over the dance floor. It was crowded tonight, that was always good. You can get away with things easier with sweaty bodies all around. I noticed the familiar down to her ass long, auburn, locks of hair I'd seen here months ago. I was with my ex that night and we were working on taking her home with us, but my ex drank so much, he ended up in a fight. But this sexy little kitten, got left behind. I'm pretty sure it was a done deal. She and I had some pretty strong vibes that night. Plus, she was fairly easy, I could see that by watching the guys taking turns dancing with her, groping her as they pleased on the dance floor. The song ended, and she started to make her way toward me. She stopped at the table ju

The Perfect Storm .....
The Perfect Storm You, my love, are like a storm A force to be reckoned with Some will look at a storm with distaste And wonder what good can come of it The sky is dark and grey Holding off the sunlight The lightning flashes Allowing brief, but shockingly bright Glimpses of its power The rain comes down in sheets Soaking the land The wind is hard and relentless Blowing down whatever is not strong You, my love, are also like the storms aftermath A thing of great beauty Something not everyone appreciates The sun peeks through the clouds Its light warming everything around The lightning subsides Everything is now focused The rain soaked land Allow seeds to sprout The wind is now a gentle breeze It destroyed the weak structures And gave room for new things to grow

Perfect
Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm alright And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't

Perfect Husband
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello.' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN: 'Yes.' WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$90,000.' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.' MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will

"perfect Drop Of Sweat"
~~LET ME~~ Let me feast My eyes on the magic triangle That is your heavenly loins Let me admire, its beauty, obvious from every angle ‘Tis worth much more than notes or coins Let me sniff the sweet essence of you And catch a whiff, of your forming honeydew The aroma of your wet, warm cream That I may revel in it in my every wet dream Let me into that majestic place Down your valley of dreams, Awesome in many ways Oh, quench my thirst With the sparkling waters of your sensual streams Let me lick Your passion-swollen lips And nibble on them, moist and thick Delight in my suckling of your tender clit I await that sacred moment, when your fire is lit Pray, bath my face in your geyser At fulfilment of your sensual desire Let me share in the exhilaration of your orgasmic release Oh, pretty please ~~LIES~~ When she met him petals gasped and ambrosia trickled When she met him neurons sparked and the soft, sweet tips of breasts yearned towards him When she met him eyes filled and the s

Perfection In Your Eyes
Perfection in your Eyes.............. May 5, 2007 I am... You told me so. I on the other hand believe that perfection only exists in your head. It's all in your head. But when it's only you and I The outside world doesn't matter.

The Perfect High Priestess
The Perfect High Priestess' circles are always on time, and run exactly 20 minutes. She is deeply devoted to her tutelary goddess and god, but never belittles other people's gods, not even the Sacred Sky Bunny. She works from 6 a.m. until midnight, and is also sweeps up after circle and carries out the garbage. The Perfect High Priestess excels in a demanding professional career, and donates all her time to community concerns. She came from humble origins and is always happy for a crust of bread, rind of cheese, or a place on your sofa while she is on lavish book tours for her publisher, Harper Collins. She has a big comfortable home which she always makes available to the community, and spends most of her time in study and personal work. She is quiet and unpretentious, she blends into the background, and her experience and power are apparent to anyone who meets her. She cares nothing for appearances, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys and loans out good books, and donat

A Perfect Circle
Lost again Broken and weary Unable to find my way Tail in hand Dizzy and clearly unable to Just let this go I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun I choose to live I fell again Like a baby unable to stand on my own Tail in hand Dizzy and clearly unable to just let this go High and surrendering to the gravity and the unknown Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun I choose to live, I choose to live, I choose to live Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun Help me survive the bottom Calm these hands before they Snare another pill and Drive another nail down another Needy hole please release me I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun I choose to live, I choose to live

The Perfect Guy...
THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH

Perfect Date......
You Are A Perfect Date! Your manners are always spot on And you know how to make a guy feel great... ...While still letting him do a bit of the chase Chances are, your only dating problem is too many offers :-) Do Men Think You're a Good Date?

The Perfect Person
Just what exactly is perfect? Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".

Perfect Sex..perfect Man.... But......
Image of your sexy caramel body embedded in my brain, thoughts of your glistening... caramel skin is driving me insane. Every muscle located in the perfect place. Your sweet love nector still on my lips I taste. Your buttocks are firm and perfectly risen in the air, as you lay on your stomach on the bed in front of me there. Your thighs that branch down from that perfect ass, are cut and sculpted, built for the ride meant to last. I am straddling your waist as I rub your neck, and then I massage the oil on your back and give your ear a peck. As I rolled beside you, you turned to me then I see perfect ecstasy, not where you think it might be, but in your eyes--its love I see. Then my eyes glance over your chiseled jaw and your brow, now that I have been good, I work my way down. Six pack located below those hard pecks, wew-- you are making me a lust filled wreck. Sexy stomach with the cute belly button, ummm next is the enormous love shaft, isn't that somethin'.

The Perfect Husband... Priceless!!!!
The perfect Husband... PRICELESS!!!! Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get gr

Perfect Boyfrrrrrrrriend.....
Body: • give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in. • leave her cute text messages. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • come up and grab her by the waist. remember this: • don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. • when she's sad, hang out with her. • let her know she's important. • kiss her in the pouring rain. • when you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before. • answer her phone calls no matter what Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl. Girls repost as

Perfection In My Eyes
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that I have toshare. I have so much more than I ever thought I would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

Perfection: No Such Creature Exsists
This is concerning relationships--comments, whether positive or negative, are welcome and the the negative ones will not be taken seriously. Everyone seems to be looking for the perfect relaionship: No arguing, no stress, no drama, and so on. Well I hate to break it to you, but there is no such creature as the perfect relationship--and you can't just bail when things don't go your way or if something happens and you're not happy. You have to communicate, good or bad, communication is a key. What brings this up? Well, browsing personals of both men and women and they all seem to want the same thing: The perfect LTR. What people need to realize is that everyone has history a.k.a bagage and stress and some form of drama because all of it is a part of a life. And when ya start looking for a relationship it seems it takes forever to find one---the best way I've found to find one--is to stop looking. That is how Nick and I had found each other, granted we lasted about a yea

Perfect
Can't you see we're perfect for each other We're both athletic I can be shy so can you I can be nice so can you We both are stupid at times I can be funny so can you we can both deal being alone at times I like you so................... wait I'm not sure about that one OK so we're not that perfect but perfection and lots of similarities are good but if we don't like each other than it means nothing after all some opposites attract

The Perfect Man
The Perfect Man The perfect man will hold you in tight ; When you are not feeling all right. He will cry when you are hurt; Even ,when you burn yourself while ironing his shirt. He will give in to watching your reality shows; While his interest in it slowly grows. He will change his selfish ways; In each of the given days. With each moment you are together; His eyes will adore you ,his touch will Become light as a feather. I know I have found my perfect guy; Because you makes my soul fly. You are mine for eternity; Together we will live in the heavens with pure serenity. As Always, Sapphire Jewel AKA Valarie A.Laboy Copyright March 19,2008

A Perfect Day With You
Author: Angela Morrell As I sit here thinking of you, Which is something I often do, I think of how you make me feel inside. Loving you brings to me such pride, I love you deeper then the earths core; Yet every second I find myself loving you more. I love your smile, your laugh, your touch; Your kisses awaken my saddened heart. I wait to see you pull in the drive, After all these years I still get that tingle inside, I lay beside you at night, my arms around you; It is the perfect way to end the day through. To wake up beside you at the sound of the alarm, It is now me who is in your arms, I start each day perfect with seeing your face, I end each day perfect with you in my embrace. All the time in between while we're apart; I miss you terribly, but it is a perfect day, For I carry you in my heart.

Perfect Star
Perfect Star 3000 miles from you to me, across the country, from sea to sea. One of these days, we'll finally meet, together as one, our hearts will beat. Whatever it takes, I'll go that far, you're perfect to me, my shining star. Love knows no boundaries, it has no leash, it may be far, but within its reach. I ain't gonna lie, It'll be hell, but I'll do it all for my Southern Belle. 3000 miles from you to me, across the country, from sea to sea. One of these days, we'll finally meet, together as one, our hearts will beat. Whatever it takes, I'll go that far, you're perfect to me, my shining star. I don't believe 'em when they say its wrong, love is deep, I know it's strong. It's within the person, how they feel, it's gotta be true, it's gotta be real. 3000 miles from you to me, across the country, from sea to sea. One of these days, we'll finally meet, together as one, our hearts will beat. Whatever it takes I'll go that far you're the one, my perf

A Perfect Moment
Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane, A frozen moment without stain. Your body close to mine, Our hearts beat in time, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever. Some say perfection is unattainable For most things that's explainable, But in your arms and with your heart's affection I have found a brief moment of perfection.

The Perfect Guy
You are so nice you are so sweet you're just the best and no one can beat I love you so much 'cause you're always there you are so responsible and for me you always care A guy like you I cannot afford to lose and out of all the guys you're the one I would always choose 'Cause you are just perfect and you are so divine that when I look for you you're the only one that shines I love you so much you're just the perfect guy but please, baby, to me don't you ever lie 'Cause I think you're perfect and I don't want to change my mind and I will always hate a liar and the lies I always keep in mind I hope I'm not wrong in thinking you're a perfect guy 'cause I really hate the liars so you will never hear me lie

Perfect Eyesight
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try". "That's no good", sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help". "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect". So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight". "Where did it go?", says Arthur. "I can't remember".

The Perfect Place
It's shallow depths that scrape your skin, yet, not enough to harm you. And, floating dreams of some odd sort; the beauty in surrounding wind. It's perfection in delightful ways - sketching figures in such calm, cool waters. And, no sounds can be heard, but the movement against sparkling ice. The sun sets - so delicious in it's own way, like a burning fire over this wondrous glazed earth. The darkness settles, but no fears seem to arise - the perfect place for the most imperfect person. - - - And, I still feel here at home - inside and out, the wonderful peace surrounding my being . . . as if no problems belong to me, nor this earth; . . . If only it were true, my perfect utopia.

The Perfect Heart ...
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and

Perfect Moment
Our eyes meet for the first time as I slowly walk toward you. In your eyes I see all my dreams and the reflection of my soul I realize you’re even more beautiful then any picture could have revealed. My heart is pounding in my ears. I reach out and gently brush your hair away from your face, run my fingers slowly down your cheek, feeling the softness and warmth of your skin. We embrace for the first time, I can feel your presence in the depths of my soul. Gently I kiss you fore head, your cheek and finally our lips meet. We hold each other for only a short time but I will feel it for eternity. I whisper “I love you” in your ear, I turn and walk away because I know you will never be mine. I pray you will find true happiness and realize all your dreams. And for me, I pray no matter how much pain, I will always feel that perfect moment!

Perfect Woman
My perfect woman... 1. A woman who can go horseback riding all day long, picnic included, have a great time and not complain about the bugs or the ants. 2. A woman who lets me be a gentleman without complaining or making a big deal out of it, but still understands that from time to time my testosterone will get the best of me and make me do/say "dumb" guy things. 3. A woman who lets me get away with those occasional "dumb guy" moments and doesn't remind me about them for weeks on end (bonus points if every once in a while she thinks they're an endearing quality). 4. A woman who can participate in a heated discussion about who's better, Hugo or Hawthorne, and then cuddle on the couch with me and watch Austin Powers (for the 100th time). 5. A woman who can dress up and do dinner and the symphony and act the part, but can put on jeans and a t-shirt the next night and shoot darts and/or pool with me in the local bar, listen to my country music selections on the jukebox, and act tha

Perfect Moments
lay down with me still and quiet, and know this . . i choose to give to you a part of me . . for an experience belonging only to us . . do not see my eyes . . . but the way they look at you do not feel my fingertips . . . but the way they touch you do not feel my body pressed to yours . . . . but my soul inside . . as it moves with dance and song . . . in joy of our closeness and pull from me, the parts I know not yet . . . and take them to you . . so I can learn them, by feeling them . . . from you as you give them back

Perfumes Women Should Wear!
I am a bottomless pit of thrilling ideas, some bordering on not stupid, while most are just nuts. But here is one that I need to get a patent for – Perfume that Men want YOU (Women) to wear. Girls usually wear very nice perfumes which are flowery and sweet smelling. If you like these perfumes, more power to you. But for girls that are trying to attract guys, pay attention, and you could see more action than Hollywood. You, the woman, must hunt the hunter. Every hunter (woman) must set a trap (flirting) in order to catch (dating) their prey (men) for food (marriage). Now the prey is stupid, and usually springs the trap before it's even set. But if the trap isn't very creative (you're ugly), using bait may help - Enter my perfumes. I propose perfumes based on what men really want to smell: Food. I can just picture it – I'm strolling through the mall, minding my own business, when suddenly the powerful scent of sizzling bacon enters my unprepared nostrils. My m

Perfect Day For Both Woman And Men
A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 1

The Perfect Man For Me
The perfect man for me: kisses me goodnight has a sense of humor has a serious side grills amazing anything would walk in the park with me would ride paddle boats with me wouldn't play golf all the time knew he could have a poker night knows I need a girls night out knows I trust him on a beach trip with the boys can budget his money doesn't spoil me with expensive clothes would love to see me barefoot in the hammock would come with me to watch football, baseball, and to the beach so I could beat him in racing loves SNES has an optimistic attitude calls me when he says supports my stupid habits (like bubble blowing) blows kisses to me over the phone would buy me chalk for sidewalk drawing go downtown for the free music and free food introduces me to his friends as his girlfriend says I'm gorgeous or beautiful

The Perfect Date( Written By:fumaster Poet)
She breathed in deeply of Patchouli oil leaning back in the tub. Her eyes were closed and her muscles began to relax. Tonight was the night she thought to herself and she wanted it to be perfect. She ran her hand up to her breast caressing it absent mindedly as her mind wandered on what tonight would entail. She pinched her nipple smiling at the delicious sensation it caused. She imagined it was his hands that rubbed over her body. His hands that slipped over her abdomen and lower. Her eyes closed as her fingers found her warmth. Her breathing began to accelerate and her body heat rose. She slipped a finger inside herself stroking in and out in even thrusts. Her hips began to move in time with her fingers which in turn began moving faster. She could see him doing this to her. Her fantasy so intense it bordered on reality. She located her g-spot and began pressing and releasing. Her lips parted as she drew in her breath sharply. Then moan escaped her lips as her free hand began care

A Perfect 10
a perfect 10 Mother Nature looks like Bo Derek, "A Perfect 10" in every way! Her breasts and hips are pure perfection, She's a Goddess to me every day! Her face is like a beautiful Elf's, And her glorious hair blows so free! Her lips are sweeter than Wild Cherries, And she tastes just like pure honey'd tea! Mother Nature's breasts are thirty-fours, With such succulent nipples hot pink. They stand up straight and stick out with pride, And can cause a stone Spinx eyes to blink! Her crotch is covered with whispy curls, And can hardly be seen by the eye. The petal hidden within it's folds, Can cause a lust that will never die! Mother Nature's ass can drive you wild, With sweet half-moons of pure perfection. Her sweet dark crack from the top on down, Hides treasure that's worth all detection! Her Rose-Bud's hidden within it's cleft, Just waiting there, and so enticing! The pleasure it gives when tongue explores, Is much better than sugar icing! Mother Na

Perfect Day
So it's time for me to get deep in my writings and all that. I haven't in awhile so I figured now with everything going on would be a wonderful time to think about deep thought and share them with everyone. Life: taking a breath everyday and living the breaths and sec. for everything they are worth. Thats how I'd love to truely say I've lived mine. but I'm not able to say that I've taking them for what they are worth alot of the time. But At least I k now I'm not alone. I've opened my eyes this weekend to a whole new thought on being lost and having to find myself. But where do I start when I'm truely a lost soul who can't seem to find the right path. I know Im 20 I still have time to find that right path but do I really. No one knows when it's there time and so I'm failing at living to the fullest in some ways. the 3 L's of living to me at one time was live laugh love... While I've changed the love to learn now. Cuz love has gotten me no where but learning has did so much more for

Perfectly Broken
~ღPerfectly Brokenღ~Protected By Uncle Abeღ~Owned by Mr 7,000,000ღ~@ fubar This is Perfectly Broken. I met her, and won her, in an auction, and she is a great chicky! We chat most every day, and she's smart, funny, and walks with a limp. So stop by and say HI!!!

A Perfect Poem
A Perfect Poem Spoken in wordless space, the soul empirical a product of the times, a voice screamed at the night, at the dark, at the cold, cold heart the world, a country in debris, a whimper of words between the words, imagined -- divined then etched into the limbs, the steaming skin a bone deep, searing burn in comfort the forgotten horror suddenly recalled memory of love and the knife-twist betrayal. Yet a verse of water in parched sun, desert days the flash of life, happy, content before dying eyes a breathless moan, a lovers eyes -- as one rhythm of waves, of wings, of naked flesh the silence of dark, of an instant before death and life on a string, careless and carefree. A rhyme not read or written, not remembered the minutes and hours, the bead of sweat dangling in a single, vast impossibility -- suddenly possible. Word, after word, following word and line the same somehow different, shapeless form one final breath, inhaled then whispered…

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye!

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side. He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too. He'll do anything in his power To show his love to you. The perfect man is sweet, Writing poetry from your name. He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He has never made you cry Or hurt you in any way. Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem," "Cause the perfect man is gay!

Perfect Time To Rain
Alone I sit and wait Learning to be patient Fighting the urge to call you up At home I wish to see The things you plan to do When you slip into bed at night Touching Oh how I wish I was rolling over to hold you. It's all cloudy and gray today, supposed to rain... Perfect time to slide against your skin. So warm and slippery dry... first touch of new day slickness. Slip your knee between mine, Embrace the wild pony flexing between your thighs. Slide against me, feel me harden beneath. Sweet dew drop tingles and clenches around an imaginary tongue. It's never too early for hot breath on your thighs, Or the width of my tongue on the edges of a dew drop about to blossom. I know where you are in your head, straddling mine. Nipples like little stones give you away. Yes, you exhale hard through your nose, You can hear me whispering what I want. Smear your sex on my thigh. Brand me with the mark of

A Perfect Circle- 3 Libras
3 LIBRAS Threw you the obvious And you flew with it on your back A name in your recollection Down among a million same Difficult not to feel a little bit dissapointed and passed over When I've looked right through See you naked but oblivious And you don't see me But I threw you the obvious Just to see if there's more behind The eyes of a fallen angel Eyes of a tragedy Here I am expecting just a little bit Too much from the wounded But I see, see through it all See through, and see you Cause I threw you the obvious To see what occurs behind The eyes of a fallen angel Eyes of a tragedy Oh well Oh well Apparently nothing Apparently nothing at all You don't, you don't, you don't, see me You don't, you don't, you don't, see me You don't, you don't, you don't, see me You don't, you don't, you don't, see me You don't see me You don't You don't You don't see me at all

A Perfect Kiss
It probably happened to all of you when you were kids to day dream about your first kiss.... Some of you feared it and some of you waited for the right one....while others probably didnt even care about the person that would give them this unique feeling. What makes a kiss PERFECT? The look in his eyes before his lips touch you? The butterflies that you feel when his warm lips touch yours? The touch of his hands while he holds you close to his body almost like wanting both of you to become ONE? The shy smile that he gives you after everything is over? I had my first kiss with what i thought is the right person. I also dreamed of those small perfect things that a kiss involves: the touches, the smiles, the looks....... But..... I discovered what is PERFECT in a kiss.... You dont need the touches, the smiles, or the looks.....you NEED THE FEELINGS! You need the DREAM and THE MAGIC! Only MAGIC can make something as PERFECT as this! And this my dear friends is the s

The Perfect Song
Sound waves capture the drums of my ear. Serenity through music, I cant compare. Hypnotized by vocal lines, and beating drums. Tranced in thought, engulfed with rythm. Nothing beats my perfect song. I hit repeat to ease this session. Listening for hours, it seems like days. So peaceful, harmonics grab my attention. Bass flows deep inside my cortex. Riffs that penetrate my conscience rapidly. Nothing beats my perfect song. Its sad to think, that some are clueless. That there are people out there, they dont understand this musical bond. They simply laugh and wonder whats wrong with me. Truly though, I am the one who should be laughing. I couldnt imagine not having this release. Music completes my almost every thought. With such lyrical genius that is present today. I dont see how one couldnt find atleast a single song. One that just lightens up the day, and makes everything great. Maybe its just me, but I am happy atleast tha

The Perfect Handjob.. 45 Minutes?
I recently read the book Tickle His Pickle by Dr. Sadie Allison. In the book, it talks about the perfect hand job. Last night, I prepared to give one.. a perfect one. The book did not really go with what my man liked. I just asked every so often, How does that feel and How about that? I loved feeling his cock and trying out new things!! Well the funny part was about 45 minutes into it, I asked if anyone had ever given him a hand job so long? He said no, but he wanted to cum 15 minutes into it and I was just torturing him right now... LOL! So much for perfect hand jobs. Well at least now I know, no longer than 15 minutes.. unless I want to torture someone.. hehehe.. I have some slaves in mind for that!

The Perfect Place
I found it, yesterday, when walking with my daughter in a wooded area near my house. It's an electric tower. There's a large grassy area surrounding it. There's a ladder that goes all the way up to the top, probably ten stories up. If I made it up to the top, the electric wires are within fairly easy reach. If I didn't make it up to the top, the fall from the ladder would be enough. The walk to the electric tower is far enough to allow me some time for me to think. It's through the woods, an environment that has always given me clarity and been an excellent conduit of self-reflection. This way, I would know that the decision wasn't an impulsive, rash one.

A Perfect Little Rose
Do you know, perfect little rose How sweet you smell to my nose? As sun shines,and the birds sing Your soft dewy petals glistening I watched you bloom and grow Opening so slowly you know You are a gift of nature to me Beauty, as simple as can be

Perfect Situation
What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane? In a perfect situation I let love down the drain. There's the pitch, slow and straight. All I have to do is swing and I'm the hero, but I'm the zero. Hungry nights, once again Now it's getting unbelievable. 'Cause I could not have it better, But I just can't get no play From the girls, all around As they search for someone to hold onto. I just pass through... singing... Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh. Singing... Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh. Get your hands off the girl, Can't you see that she belongs to me? And I don't appreciate this excess company. Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has And so she starts to wander... Can you blame her? singing... Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh. Singing... Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh. Tell me there's a logic out there. Leading me to better prepare For the day that something really special might come. Tell

Perfect Life
I dream of a perfect life. Simple not complicated. Enough to please me, but keep me alive. Happy to smile with no disappointments. I watch the horizon about; no words of doubt. Looking forward in anticipation. But backwards at satisfaction of the conclusion of each day. Heeding the prompts of my inner voice; and what I hear is comforting, full of reassurance. Sweet feelings of contentment. But the human soul dies, To be forgotten soon. Turning into unfamiliar faces; A blank drawn in a space, A hole left in the wake alone. Of a perfect life I dreamt, which closes cold over, and UNKNOWN.

Perfect Passion
Perfect Passion by LateNiteFantasy© The day will come, beyond any doubt When our lips will touch And minds will meet Our perfect passion will release Should we dare? Do we care? To explain to anyone about… But I really don’t care, because I would be The happiest man in your arms Touching all over Tongues exploring I’m enraptured by your charms Souls engaged, two hearts in sync Our bodies entwined Intoxicating kisses pulling us closer Until I'm inside you and we begin to grind Electricity radiating through our beings I feel you in the deepest spots Friction creating so much heat This moment is unbelievably hot The power of our bodies Becoming like one Rocking and thrusting and rolling about We explode in breathtaking bliss Letting our love pour out We lay together radiating peace Intoxicating feelings take control We start our dance again Unable to release Our lips meet craving more Loving and lustful, I want to fully explore A union of so

A Perfect Pussy (?)
A Perfect Pussy (?) by LateNiteFantasy© As a pussyologist I am often asked, "What is a perfect pussy?' Great Question! To which I reply: Perfect can only exist where there is a standard for comparison and a way of determining what that standard is: A is perfect when compared to Z; Z is perfect when compared with Y. Perfect suggests that there is an imperfection that will be exposed by the perfect standard; this logic would conclude, based on my reality and experience, that EACH pussy is perfect. Why? Because each pussy is unique, one-of-a-kind and is not comparable to any other. Remember a perfect pussy is different from how the owner uses her pussy and how she lets you pleasure it. Thus, the perfect pussy is every pussy. Yes, Katherine, you have a perfect pussy.

Perfect Sex
It's a perfect combination: those seductive, almond-shaped eyes, with their deep brown or black irises The beautiful , smooth, ususally virtually hairless olive or tanned skin. Nice slim hips Firm, pert breasts. Petite lttle mouths. And most of all those cute, tight almost hairless little pussies. And boy, do these Oriental gitls know how to fuck! They might act all shy and sweet in public, but get them alone and naked, and boy do they know how to satisfy a man like a wild thing . I like to start off licking and sucking their breasts. I do this for about 10 minutes until the nipples are hard and erect and the girl is starting to groan in ecstacy Then I move dowm to the pussy area, and start licking and sucking this too. At this point the girl usually starts groaning and panting REALLY loudly and nthusiatically-realising that she is in for an unusually good time. Once she is nice and wet and horny I get my asian babe to start sucking my cock . By following this formula I've never

A Perfect Match
a perfect match A man has a girl who's so bow-legged, She walks like she's whipping egg whites "Neat!" He don't care cause he is so damned "Knock- kneed," That they spell "O K" walkin' down the "Street!!"

Perfect Dream
> i close my eyes, i think of you > away i slip into a dream to a world > where everything is perfect, > the days are so bright, the nights sky > full with beautiful stars > > im long awaiting for a knock at the door > it seems like ive been waiting forever > but there, i hear it, you are here at last > the man of my dreams, > > i open the door and just look into your eyes, > with a smile on my face > i reach out and take your hand, > leading you into the hallway > i close the door behind you, > > i gently push you against the door, > and brush my body sloftly against yours > i whisper in your ear, i want to kiss you > i feel your heart beat faster, > your breathing stronger and your > manhood harden. > > i close my eyes and softly brush > my lips across yours, then i run my tongue > over them and kiss your bottom lip then the top, > i slip my tongue just between your lips and you > touch it with yours, we kiss with such passion > and desire i see it in you

The Perfect Combo ♥
Xavier, your Heart's Desire is 10/1 Your overpowering need is to be independent and to direct your own life according to what you believe. Your dream is to become the leader of whatever field you enter. Whether it is in business, community, or in your general area of expertise, you are driven to be the reigning figure. You have the courage and the confidence to lead others. You believe firmly that your judgment is preeminent over all others. This gives you the confidence to make bold decisions and carry them out, even when other lives are greatly affected by what you do. You rarely look back once you have made a decision. You possess intelligence and wit. You are keenly insightful and are good at evaluating the abilities of others. You are supremely individualistic. In your manner and dress, you

Perfect By Sara Evans (my Song To Brian)
If you don't take me to Paris on a lover's getaway It's all right, it's all right If I'd rather wear your t-shirt than a sexy negligee It's all right, it's all right Every dinner doesn't have to be candlelit It's kinda nice to know that it doesn't have to be Chorus: Perfect Baby every little piece of the puzzle doesn't always fit perfectly Love can be rough around the edges Tattered at the seams Honey, if it's good enough for you It's good enough for me If your mother doesn't like the way I treat her baby boy It's all right, it's all right If in every wedding picture my daddy looks annoyed It's all right, it's all right Don't you know that all the fairy tales tell a lie Real love and real life doesn't have to be Repeat Chorus Bridge: Oh, you don't mind if I show up late for everything When you lose your cool it's kinda cute to me Hey, ain't it nice to know that we don't have to be Repeat Chorus Oh, It's good enough for me Yeah, you're good enough

The Perfect Man
The Perfect Man by LateNiteFantasy© Lady Katherine Sits by fireside Sherry in hand Her eyes reading Every word between Shelley and Byron She has fitted to her face Something what must be smile Two ends of a bookcase Passion on one hand Devotion on the other The perfect man Lies somewhere In between So many extremes If only she could Take her favorite parts of each And sew them together That’s not adultery is it? Asks a mischievous curious friend. A good question Why is there no perfection? We always have To make do Aching architects Of our own imperfect lives Tirelessly working fingers If you want something done right Only we have our own answers Are these the thoughts Lady Katherine has on her mind Warmed by fire and wine Her white cotton dress is dry But as she works Yet another masterpiece Between her fingers Her panties are wet Her desires grow hotter In her imagination of the perfect man.

Perfumed Note
Perfumed Note by LateNiteFantasy© what ecstacy, what exultation what heights and depths we achieve with just words flitting back & forth such cyber-orgasms do we weave the net is your real confidant it does not judge you at all no morality, no conflict, no ego it allows you to have it all let's play then, you and I on the taut strings of the internet play your words, make me hard and I'll play mine to make you wet His part in 44 words: Inspect, expect, demand, be her controlling hand. Clamp, spank, restrain, tease her body and please her brain. Explore for yourself and each other, your slave, your slut, your lover. Inspire her and share what you can. Be her Master and let her eat from the hand Her part in 40 words: Spread, show, give, touch, feel, live, surrender, obey, submit, be well, take care, keep fit. Take what you are given, but question if you are unsure. Accept that your life is for living and enjoy what you need to endure

Perfect World
PERFECT WORLD WRITTEN BY CHARMED 06/30/08 DO WE LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD? WHEN WE WAKE UP ARE OUR SLIPPERS DIRECTLY UNDER OUR FEET TO SLIP INTO? DO WE WALK TO THE KITCHEN TO SEE OUR NEWSPAPER AND COFFEE SITTING THERE AT THE TABLE AND A BREAKFAST FIT FOR A KING OR QUEEN TO EAT AND WHEN WE SIT DOWN DOES GOOD OLD YELLOW COME UP AND SIT NEXT TO YOU? WELL, IF SO GET OFF THE DRUGS. WE DO NOT LEAVE IN A FAIRY TALE AND THIS IS NOT DISNEY. YOU MUST REALIZE THAT THE REAL WORD CONSIST OF WARS, FAMINE, DISEASE, POVERTY, AND HOMELESSNESS. WE HAVE LOVE ONES DYING OF OLD AGE, CANCER, AIDS AND SUICIDE AND OVER DOSEING ON DRUGS THAT WE HAVE MADE TO MAKE A PROFIT ON. AND FORGETTING THE LIVES THAT WE ARE TAKENING IN THE WAY OF MAKING THIS A RICH AND FULL FILLING LIFE THAT YOU THINK YOU DESERVE. THERE ARE FAMILYS OUT THERE THAT WORK 7 DAYS A WEEK AND DOING IT WORKING SEVERAL JOBS. TAKING CARE OF THEIR FAMILY THE BEST WAY THEY CAN.THEY ARE SACRIFICING THEIR LIFE FOR THERE LOVED ONES. THO

The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d

A Perfect Circle ~ Judith
You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F*ck your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all for you Did it all for you He did it all for y

Perfection
To him I am perfect. I'm not though. I am...... Too emotional. Too independent. Never seeing what he sees in me. Too selfless. Stubborn Passive Giving and to bind to see the love he has for me. Maybe,that is what he sees as perfect.

The Perfect Guy
I don't think I ask for too much.I'm not a high maintenance kind of girl. I tend to bitch and moan a lot but in my opinion if you were doing what you should be doing, I'd have no reason to bitch. I want a guy thats secure enough in our relationship that not only will he not mind if other guys look my way or flirt, but be honored because i chose THEM. I want a guy that can be honest with me even when its something i might not want to hear. I want a guy who can just cuddle with me for hours and not be bored. I want a guy that makes me feel like I'm the only one he sees even in a crowded room. I want a guy that makes me feel beautiful even when i KNOW i look like crap. I want a guy that will make sacrifices for me and make me feel safe I want a guy thats not afraid to show and say how he really feels and thinks its ok to cry sometimes Just having one of those days! Look over me!:P I'm hormonal i suppose. *smooches & lix* Tina aka ~Temptress~

Perfect?
highlight under the picture to read the results. What Type of Makeover Do You Need?Made PerfectlyWow! Either you have been through a makeover already and turned out beautiful on the other side, or you were just born lucky. Either way little adjustment needs to be made in your life right now. Being perfect isn't always easy and obviously needs a lot of maintenance, but you seem to have what it takes, so just stick with it.Myspace Quizzes

Perfect Father Daughter Song!
Tim McGraw › My Little Girl [verse 1:] Gotta Hold On Easy As I Let You Go. Gonna Tell You How Much I Love You, Though You Think You Already Know. I Remember I Thought You Looked Like An Angel Wrapped In Pink So Soft And Warm. You've Had Me Wrapped Around Your Finger Since The Day You Were Born. [chorus:] Beautiful Baby From The Outside In. Chase Your Dreams But Always Know The Road That'll Lead You Home Again. Go On, Take On This Whole World. But To Me You Know You'll Always Be, My Little Girl. [verse 2:] When You Were In Trouble That Crooked Little Smile Could Melt My Heart Of Stone. Now Look At You, I've Turned Around And You've Almost Grown. Sometimes You're Asleep I Whisper "i Love You!" In The Moonlight At Your Door. As I Walk Away, I Hear You Say, "daddy Love You More!". [chorus:] Beautiful Baby From The Outside In. Chase Your Dreams But Always Know The Road That'll Lead You Home Again. Go On, Take On This Whole World. But To Me You Know

Perfect Match By Jodi Picoult
Perfect Match by Jodi Picoult Plot Summary: In the course of her everyday work, career-driven assistant district attorney Nina Frost prosecutes child molesters and works determinedly to ensure that a legal system with too many loopholes keeps these criminals behind bars. But when her own five-year-old son, Nathaniel, is traumatized by a sexual assault, Nina and her husband, Caleb, a quiet and methodical stone mason, are shattered, ripped apart by an enraging sense of helplessness in the face of a futile justice system that Nina knows all too well. In a heartbeat, Nina's absolute truths and convictions are turned upside down, and she hurtles toward a plan to exact her own justice for her son -- no matter the consequence, whatever the sacrifice. My comments: I really loved this book. It had a lot of twists and turns and you totally sympathized for Nina. Highly suggest reading this one. Rating: 9/10

The Perfect Pill
the perfect pill would consist of: a lil something to give you energy and motivation.... a lil something to help you forget what hurts you... a lil something to send up a flag when those things that hurt you but you forgot about start to happen again... a lil something to make you brave.... a lil something to make you happy... a lil something to make you have good self-esteem... a lil something to make you concentrate.... a lil something to keep it down to one personality... a lil something to make you true to yourself... a lil something to have you compromise just enough without giving up yourself.... a lil something to stop you from putting up with the bullshit and unnessisaries in your life..... please if i left anything out feel free to add on....

Perfect Moments.
lay down with me still and quiet, and know this . . i choose to give to you a part of me . . for an experience belonging only to us . . do not see my eyes . . . but the way they look at you do not feel my fingertips . . . but the way they touch you do not feel my body pressed to yours . . . . but my soul inside . . as it moves with dance and song . . . in joy of our closeness and pull from me, the parts I know not yet . . . and take them to you . . so I can learn them, by feeling them . . . from you as you give them back LoVE/2007

Perfection
Perfection should no longer be a word For there is no such thing When you say something is perfect What do you really mean? Did you know it couldn't Really ever be perfect? Nothing and no one can be completely perfect And never will be Because I believe that Perfection should no longer be a word For there is no such thing.

The Perfect Man
After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

Perfect Insanity-disturbed
Come inside and be afraid Of this impressive mess I've made If you take a look now you will find I have thrown away my prize Done away with paradise See what's going on inside my mind Please let me out Please let me out Please let me Branded like an animal I can still feel them burning my mind I do believe that you made your message clear (I think I'm losing my mind) (I think I'm losing my mind) Deprivating, isolating all that I feel Leaving me with images I know are not real Are those words of condemnation that I hear? (I think I'm losing my mind) (I think I'm losing my ) Come inside now I implore Do you think you can restore The crucial pieces missing from my brain What seems to be the matter dear Why do you cry and shake with fear I've only had the best dub me insane Please let me out Please let me out Please let me Branded like an animal I can still feel them burning my mind I do believe that you made your message clear (I think I'm losi

Perfection (never Finished)
Placed in a portrait, Frozen in perfection, A memory of your last wish, A white rose of dedication. Kept in a case,of the old days that pass, As days that never fade,never really last. Friendships of a life time,crumble down the life line, Holding on to perfection, Before its even given, Hours that we spend in memory lane. Promises that are given but never really kept...

Perfection Is Not Everything
You know I love you Sometimes it's hard to show you I am trying my best, its not easy No excuses can be made, all them are cheesy Everything I say and eveything I do Is done with meaning, indeed very true I'm not perfect, trying to be as close as I can be So much on my mind, stress that lingers you can hear and see Insecure, not knowing what for Everyday I know you I love you evenmore Scared it will all go away, hoping that it will not come a day Longing to be with you, the feelings are going to stay This my apology, for everything I have done wrong May not be much, every mistake the anger that resides is very strong Moods may swing, its not becuase of you, it is what is inside me We all have our faults, i'm too hard on myself as you can see Every moment and everytime When I am with you, missing a kiss is a crime Tormenting myself, their is a long list on a shelf Doing this is not any good for health Promising to be better at somethings Yet the self infli

The Perfect Woman
The perfect woman Doesn’t fart Like a trumpet sounding But rather it is released Like she’s gently sighing The perfect woman Doesn’t belch Out the word Bulawayo But rather releases it Behind her hand delicate The perfect woman Doesn’t sweat Or anything like as vulgar If they overheat The darlings just perspire The perfect woman Doesn’t swear Only shit and maybe bloody If they stub their toe Its sod it or even buggeration The perfect woman Doesn’t exist They fart and blame the cat They belch and blame the food They sweat and blame the change They swear and blame the man

Perfect Man
find me a one perfect man and there will be at least one person to find something wrong with him. even Jesus has been vilified. opinions as vast as the names on the planet will cause anyone to feel less human or least worthy of someone's love. individual's moral compasses can be found in the Cracker Jack box of perspective it's all subjective. when you speak of 'everybody' you are only speaking of me, myself, and i id, ego, superego whatever you call it those 'everybody's that you speak of don't know you those 'everybody's that you speak of don't agree with you those 'everybody's that you speak of don't love you those 'everybody's that you speak of don't find you cool or attractive or perfect but hold out hope for yourself and others, that 'everybody' is worth being loved.

The Perfect Man
The words came to me today To say the things I want to say to fill my heart with hope again That somewhere out there are good men The though went through my mind today Of how I wantt things to go my way But what else can I really say Except I guess there is no one there I look, but can't connect I push away everyone I cling to now I want to have a meaningful relationship The only question is how How do I let myself love again How can I trust a man The amount of men I actually trust I can ccount all on one hand How the hell do I do it Knowing that there is the chance of getting my heart broke Feeling the fear rise inside me As all my hopes go up in smoke Are there any good guys left in vegas Who actually want to know me for me Who aren't players or attention whores Like most of the men I meet From Jokers to smokers to motorboat captains From preppies to punks and everyone in between They are all sluts and kings in their own mind And I'm being hone

The Perfect Rose
The Perfect Rose Why I Like Giving Rose to you. The perfume sent of a fresh cut rose reminds me of you.You smell so good to me!The red petals remind me of your long beautiful red hair. The long stem of a rose reminds me of your sexy body. The throns reminds me of your sharp wit and humor. You are my Perfect Rose! By; Mike Estle

The Perfect Day
The sun touches my face Morning dew still on the ground Warmth fills my heart It is a perfect day. You make me smile Laughter fills the air Special is what you make me feel It is a perfect day. Holding hands while we sit Bodies so close when we sleep Passion ignited and exchanged It is a perfect day. Leaving now to go home To see your other family Make love to your other girl It is not a perfect day.

The Perfect Person
Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".

A Perfect Night
Perfect Night by BlueWolf51 © Your hand in mine the music plays candle light shines our bodies sway. The beat of the music the beat of our hearts lost in our passion we can't pull apart. Giving and taking all that's inside soulful seduction nothing to hide. Bodies exploding erotic desire two become one consuming fire.... Oct 2 2008

The Perfect Guy For Me.... Does He Even Exsist?
He: 1. is kid friendly and understands that my son comes first and doesn't take offense to me calling off a few dates to hangout with my son or pick up an extra shift at work to make a little more money. 2. has not only a great personality and sense of humor, but needs to be understanding of my sarcastic humor and fiery temper. 3. must be someone I am attracted to, I've settled for way to long for the guy I knew I wouldn't have a problem getting with. 4. needs to be openminded, in general, but most importantly he can't judge me for my past as I have learned not to do with others. 5. has to communicate with me and not shove problems or issues aside. Some things need to be discussed and taken care of before they get blown out of proportion. 6. has to be taller than me and have shorter hair than mine. I'm not into dating a short girly boy. 7. has to have a job and a good head on his shoulders while being supportive of others trying to better themselves. 8. CANNOT b

The Perfect Man
THE PERFECT MAN...LOL.. *This photo posted is worth a thousand words.....YA THINK..???? *Someone who will want to lie in bed awake all day on Saturday. *Someone who will offer to dry my mom's dishes. *Someone who will dance in the rain with me. *Someone who will read poetry or sing to me outloud. *Someone who won't be afraid to argue with me,and say he is sorry if he is wrong. *Someone who will accept my apology when I am wrong,which could be alot. *Someone who will still hold my hand,even when we are 80. *Someone who expects to find imperfections,and would have me no other way. *Someone to help cook,clean,do laundry,and is proud to have me on his arm in public. *Someone who will love and respect me no matter what. *Physical Traits: Georgeous eyes,Strong hands,Mesmerizing smile,Firm,Attractive butt,Good posture,Cute nose,Smells good,and Muscles....( Lots of them ) *Personality Traits: Smarter than a doorknob. Romantic,Honest,Passionate,Loyal.

Perfection...
This song just is perfect for me right now... Alice In Chains--Nutshell We chase misprinted lies We face the path of time And yet I fight And yet I fight This battle all alone No one to cry to No place to call home Oooh...oooh... Oooh...oooh... My gift of self is raped My privacy is raked And yet I find And yet I find Repeating in my head If I cant be my own Id feel better dead Oooh...oooh... Oooh...oooh...

Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Perfect Albums - No Greatest Hits
Add these to your collection! Jimi Hendrix Band Of Gypsys Jodeci Forever My Lady Denis Leary No Cure For Cancer (Explicit) Maxwell Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite Monty Python's Flying Circus Monty Python & The Holy Grail Paul Mooney Race Chante Moore A Love Supreme Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy: Comedian Studio Grease Cast Grease: The Original Soundtrack From The Motion Picture Original Motion Picture Soundtrack O Brother, Where Art Thou? Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Parliament Mothership Connection Art Porter Lay Your Hands On Me Public Enemy It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back (Explicit) Stevie Wonder Talking Book Morley Sun Machine BusBoys Minimum Wage Rock & Roll Res How I Do Boogie Down Productions Criminal Minded Alice In Chains Dirt The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band John Coltr

A Perfect Evil By Alex Kava
Plot Summary: A serial killer eludes an FBI profiler and a smalltown Nebraska sheriff in Kava's engaging debut, which manages to remain entertaining despite a fairly conventional plot line. As the story opens, recently appointed Sheriff Nick Morelli is as relieved as the rest of the citizens of Platte City that his predecessor, who also happens to be his father, has captured the child killer who plagued the town. But after the killer is executed, another child is discovered dead, and Morelli realizes that the convicted man was in fact a copycat killer, leaving the original criminal still on the prowl. Morelli gets some much-needed help in the investigation from FBI profiler Maggie O'Dell, but the hunt gets complicated when Morelli's sister, a journalist, leaks info to the media. Things become even stickier when O'Dell unearths a couple of unlikely suspects who've been dismissed by the police, and the search takes on a new level of urgency when Morelli's nephew is abducted and appears t

A Perfect Circle - Weak And Powerless
Tilling my own grave to keep me level Jam another dragon down the hole Digging to the rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren One that pushes me along and leaves me so Desperate and ravenous, So weak and powerless over you Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China White as Dracula as I approach the bottom Desperate and ravenous, So weak and powerless over you Little angel go away Come again some other day The devil has my ear today I'll never hear a word you say Promised I would find a little solace And some peace of mind Whatever just as long as I don't feel so Desperate and ravenous, So weak and powerless Desperate and ravenous, So weak and powerless Over you

A Perfect Circle - Annihilation
From dehumanization to arms production, For the benefit of the nation or its destruction Power is power, the law of the land, Those living for death will die by their own hand, Life's no ordeal if you come to terms, Reject the system dictating the norms From dehumanization to arms production, To hasten the nation towards its destruction Power is power, the law of the land, Those living for death will die by their own hand, Life's no ordeal if you come to terms, Reject the system dictating the norms From dehumanization to arms production, To hasten the nation towards its destruction Power is power, the law of the land, Those living for death will die by their own hand, Life's no ordeal if you come to terms, Reject the system dictating the norms From dehumanization to arms production, To hasten this nation towards its destruction, It's your choice, your choice, your choice, your choice, Peace or annihilation

A Perfect Circle - 3 Libras
Threw you the obvious And you flew with it on your back A name in your recollection Down among a million same Difficult not to feel a little bit Disappointed and passed over When I look right through, See you naked but oblivious And you don't see me But I threw you the obvious Just to see if there's more behind the Eyes of a fallen angel, Eyes of a tragedy Here I am expecting just a little bit Too much from the wounded But I see, see through it all See through, see you 'Cause I threw you the obvious To see what occurs behind the Eyes of a fallen angel, Eyes of a tragedy Oh well, oh well Apparently nothing, Apparently nothing at all You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me at all

A Perfect Circle - Magdelena
Overcome by your moving temple Overcome by this holiest of altars So pure, so rare To witness such an earthly goddess That I’ve lost my self control Beyond compelled to throw this dollar Down before your holiest of altars I’d sell my soul, My self-esteem a dollar at a time For one chance, one kiss, One taste of you my Magdalena I bear witness to this place, This prayer, so long forgotten So pure, so rare To witness such an earthly goddess That I’d sell my soul, My self-esteem a dollar at a time For one chance, one kiss, One taste of you my black Madonna I’d sell my soul, My self-esteem a dollar at a time One taste, one taste, one taste of you my Magdalena

A Perfect Circle - Orestes
Metaphor for a missing moment Pull me in to your perfect circle One womb One shame One resolve Liberate this will To release us all Gotta cut away, clear away Slip away and sever this Umbilical residue, Keeping me from killing you And from pulling you down with me here, I can almost hear you scream Give me one more medicated peaceful moment Give me one more medicated peaceful moment And I don't wanna feel this Overwhelming hostility I don't wanna feel this Overwhelming hostility Gotta cut away, clear away Slip away and sever this Umbilical residue Gotta cut away, clear away Slip away and sever this Umbilical residue, Keeping me from killing you Slip away and sever this Keeping me from killing you

A Perfect Circle - Passive
Dead as dead can be My doctor tells me But I just can't believe him Ever the optimistic one I'm sure of your ability To become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me Don't play dead 'cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say You disappoint me Maybe you're better off this way Leaning over you here Cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection Of what you could and might have been It's your RIGHT and your ability To become my perfect enemy Wake up (Why can’t you?) And face me (Come on now) Don't play dead (Don’t play dead) 'Cause maybe (Because maybe) Someday (Someday) I will walk away and say You disappoint me Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way (×4) You're better off this (×2) Maybe you're better off... Wake up (Why can't you?) And face me (Come on now) Don't play dead (Don’t play dead) 'Cause maybe (Because maybe) Someday (Someday) I will walk away and say You fucking disappoint me Maybe you're bette

A Perfect Circle - Rose
Don't disturb the Beast, The tempermental Goat, The Snail, while he's feeding on the Rose Stay frozen, compromise What I will I am Bend around the wind Silently thrown about again I'm treading so soft and lightly Compromising my will I am I am, I will So no longer will I Lay down, play dead Play your doe In the headlights locked down And terrified Your deer in the headlights Shut down and horrified when Push comes to pull comes to shove Comes to step around this Self-destructive dance That never would've ended 'til I rose, I roared aloud here I will, I am I am, I will So no longer will I Lay down, play dead, Play this Kneel down Gun-shy martyr, pitiful I rose, I roared I will, I am

A Perfect Circle - The Hollow
run, desire, run this sexual being run him like a blade to and through the heart, no conscience one motive: cater to the hollow screaming feed me here fill me up again temporarily pacify this hungering so grow, libido throw dominoes of indiscretions down falling all around in cycles, in circles constantly consuming, conquer and devour. 'cause its time to bring the fire down bridle all this indiscretion long enough to edify and permanently fill this hollow screaming feed me here fill me up again temporarily pacifying feed me here fill me up again temporarily pacifying

A Perfect Circle - The Outsider
Help me if you can, It's just that this, Is not the way I'm wired, So could you please, Help me understand why, You've given in to woe these reckless dark desires, you're Lying to yourself again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, Pound it on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you, precious? I’m over this Why do you wanna throw it away like this, Such a mess, Why would I wanna watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time, What's your rush now? Everyone will have his day to die Medicated, Drama queen, Picture perfect numb belligerence, Narcissistic, Drama queen, Craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, Pound it on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you precious? I'm over this, why do you want to throw it away like this? Such a mess, Why would I wanna watch you? Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time, What's your rush now?

A Perfect Circle - Pet
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window and go back to sleep Lay your head down child I won't let the boogeyman come Count their bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble Head down, go to sleep To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind what other voices say They don't care about you, like I do, (like I do) Safe from pain, and truth, and choice, and other poison devils, See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do. Just stay with me, safe and ignorant, go, back to sleep, go back to sleep Lay your head down child I won't let the boogeyman come Count their bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble Head down, go to sleep To the rhythm of the war drums I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and all your demons I'll be the one to protect you from A will to survive and a voice of reason I'll be the one to

A Perfect Circle - Blue
I didn't want to know I just didn't want to know Best to keep things in the shallow end Cause I never quite learned how to swim I just didn't want to know Didn't want, didn't want, Didn't want, didn't want Close my eyes just to look at you Taken by the seamless vision I close my eyes, Ignore the smoke, Ignore the smoke Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue While I just sit and stare at you Because I don't want to know I didn't want to know I just didn't want to know I just didn't want Mistook their nods for an approval Just ignore the smoke and smile Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a perfect color for your eyes Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue While I just sit and stare at you I don't want to know

A Perfect Circle - The Noose
So glad to see you well, overcome them Completely silent now With heaven's help You've cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends To the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if they're all Someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn Before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends To the dead To the dead With your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' Your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' down (I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends) [repeated] Your halo slippin' down Your halo's slippin' down to choke you now

Performing Burlesque W Rockabilly Living Legend Deke Dickerson
I'm so excited. Tonight I will be performing burlesque with Madame Sunset & the Hollywood Kittens, along side the largest living legend in Rockabilly... Deke Dickerson. (also performing: Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats, Amber Foxx, and Captain Jeffrey & the Chumbuckets) This is an out of town show, and I'm spending these last few hours working on extra special costumes for My 2 solos, before we hit the road to Yucaipa. If you can, come out and show your support at Angel's Roadhouse in Yucaipa!!! Mistress Genevieve http://www.msgenevieve.com/ http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4083/ http://www.niteflirt.com/mistressgenevieve/ http://www.myspace.com/incognito1975/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves/

Perfection Does Not Live Here.
Yes I'm going to rant... I know I shouldn't give energy or credence to a jerk who wants to get my goat but still. It's little things that actually piss me off sometimes. Can you honestly tell me that you expect your friends to be happy go lucky all the damn time? to have NO problems? What Damn Universe does THAT happen in?? I take things tooo personally? Ok? and if I didn't I would be a cold bitch or unfriendly...wtf? Nothing I do is right, so either I think the World revolves around me or I whine too much because I don't get enough attention. I am no where near a perfect person, I have never claimed to be. People who put me on a pedestal...(and no I am not fucking conceited to think it happens a lot, often, or even more then once) need to get it down.

Perfect
Because you are my love, I know the joy that comes from feeling closer to someone than I've ever felt before. Because you are my love, I know the passion of wanting to share everything I have, everything I am with you and only you. Because you are my friend, I know that I can count on you to hold my hand through the rough times and to be there to share the good times, too. Because you are my friend, I'll always have someone to make me smile; just when I need it most, to encourage me when I'm feeling confused or doubtful. And I know that I must be one of the luckiest people in the world to have someone like you- the perfect love, the perfect friend.

Perfectly
I like who I am But I guess you don"t I think that I can But you think I won't Amount to anything at all If you love me, You sure show it strange Is there anything that you would want to change? I can't be your paper doll. Chorus: I wanna be perfect, But I'm me I wanna be flawless, But you see Every little crack Every chip, Every dent Every little mistake, I wanna be perfect Just like you, But there's only so much that a girl can do When I look in the mirror, It makes sense to me, Perfectly Perfectly I like worn out shoes You like high heels, and fantasies But I'm what's real I guess you could say The shoe don't fit Maybe I'm from Venus You're from mars My imperfections are what they are I guess one of us must deal, with it Chorus: I wanna be perfect, But I'm me I wanna be flawless, But you see Every little crack, Every chip, Every dent, Every little mistake, yeah I wanna be perfect, Just like you But there's only so much, That a

Perfection
I have learned in life that My Imperfections Suite me.. And that My Idea of perfect is not that of the people around me's Idea of perfection. I believe that the man I loves looks are perfect, because what I see when I look at him and look into his eyes, is not what he sees when he looks at himself. That does not make my idea of perfection wrong, nor his wrong, it simply makes them different and unique to themselves. I find that in so many things I encounter in this world and in my life there are perfect things that fit together just as they are supposed to and then there are Imperfect things that become perfect in the moment because of there simple imperfections. I am a woman who believe that being perfectly imperfect is sometimes the only way to find happiness, and isn't happiness what we all are in search for in our lives. If we stop and see the world for what it really is a vast amount of people with there own view of perfection and each of us trying to obtain our view of pe

Perfect Weddings Under 1000.00
I am a certified Wedding/Event Planner with 5 years of experiance in the field and my A.A. Degree in Wedding/Event Planning With a minor in Business Managment. Certified Clergy Services Available, Documentation available for proof of Certification. Services available in all of Jacksonville and surrounding cities. Will travel out of florida, up to 150 miles. My fee is 150.00 for Jacksonville and surrounding areas in a 25 mile radius around jacksonville, and price is increased 25 dollars for each 25 miles traveled to your location. I will reply to all questions, considering there are no such things as stupid questions. I also have contact with vendors and suppliers if there is something you are having touble finding for your event. Please contact me ASAP to get an appointment for your exact date! Can send email of documentation of certification I have done over 1,000 Weddings, Renewal of Vows, Baby naming, Hand Fasting,and other Important Events. I am Non-Denominatio

Perfect Beauty
Perfect Beauty across hazy room superficial pretty-boys looking down aimed fingers perfect abs clutched in soft-palmed hands as perfect smiles showing perfect teeth let out super model laughs I turn away another shot of liquid death chased by fresh coffin nail peripheral vision detects pride of pride coming closer personal space invaders bringing elitist attitudes to bear on target sinking into throbbing bass musical buzz as perfect boys circle me like beautiful lions reciting memorized lines used once too often thinking to myself liberty of opinion they have theirs I have mine will of choice I can be better and just ignore freedom of speech fuck this shit I express myself not with elegant words or witty retorts a single explosion of a fist broken too many times large knobby knuckles colliding with perfection's beautiful face I turn away another shot of liquid death chased by fresh co

Perfect Relief Is Not Possible Except With Time.
In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all, and it often comes with bitter agony. Perfect relief is not possible except with time. --Abraham Lincoln Time may or may not heal all wounds. It depends on how we use the time. If we deny our sorrow, or runaway from it, or hope it will just go away by itself, we will be miserable. But if we turn and face it, and express our sadness in healthy ways, somehow we are transformed by the sorrow itself. While the loss is still there, it begins not to hurt so much. We can express our sadness in many ways. Crying is probably the healthiest means of expressing grief. It's good to cry, even for men, because it releases tension and stress, and we find a little peace afterwards. It is true that tears are healing. Getting angry and expressing our anger in appropriate, healthy ways also helps to heal wounds of loss, strange as it may seem. Yes, in time and with the courage to express our feelings, our wounds are indeed healed. What is a h

Performance Art.
I'm not wearing socks today. Cuz that leads to shoes shoes lead to grocery stores military service, and any myriad of bullshit tasks and cornucopias of busy work. No socks, no watches, In one fell swoop I have eliminated both time and task. All for a dream a burning sensation in the mind. There's no cream for that y'know... Just a righteous wrist and mind's eye set to fingertips. Still sends shivers up my back. Butterflies down my pants. Red phantom lips across my body. Ah what it is to be infatuated with college educated women of independent means with sophistication class, and tenacity dedication, and soft, silent completely missable sensuality that is unless your eros-fevered brain wraps silk and frills around her hips places your favorite perfume on her thighs and just for the fun of it, we garment her in an apron featherduster and demicup corset her alabastor chest heaving with each round on the brass pole Her knees flicked effortlessly to

Perfect
Sweet words are easy to say, sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whomever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

The Perfect Christmas Gift Ever
I just wanted to share a really special gift I recieved for Christmas from my 21 yr. old son Lance!!!! I hope it touches you like it touched me. I couldnt ask for anything more..... Dang mom.. just now thinkin about how I dont got nothin to give you for xmas... so heres what i'll give you.. me! thats the best present any mom can get. lol. I love you so dang much you have no idea with out you theres realy no Lance. You are the most special person in my life. Your my best friend and your my mom.. I got 2 things in 1. I've alrady told you I couldnt live with out you and I still mean every word I said. You always put the biggest smile on my face.. I know some times im not around much and im sure you miss me and I know I dont say it too often anymore but I still miss you all the time when im not at home. You mean a whole lot to me mom. I hope you know how much you truely mean to me cause having a mother as great as you has been such a blessing. I am so glad your my mom. Im so glad you

"perfection" By, Shakey Lee
I WISH I HAD THE MONEY AND THE MEENS TO SAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF MY DREAMS I'M IN LOVE WITH HER BODY I'M IN LOVE WITH HER EYES I'M IN LOVE WITH HER HELLOS AND EVEN HER GOODBYES I'LL LOVE HER FOREVER THROUGH HER SMILES AND CRIES I'LL LOVE HER WHEN SHE FAILS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE TRIES AND YES MY LOVE CAN PASS THE BIGGEST TEST I'LL EVEN LOVE HER WHEN AFTER DEATH DO US PART SHE LAYS IN HER GRAVE TO REST

Perfect Drug (yes It's A Love Song.)
I look at you you look at ee I know that this is ment to be. Your black hair the nights affair I can't help but to stare. I sit I wait for your embrace your lips so red I want to taste. You are my perfect drug you kow you get me high. You are my perfect drug I'm lost inside your eyes. When I am away from you my body aches through and through. Would never ever rid of you I am but a slave to you. I catch your look I smell your scent to the gods I do repent. I'm about to sin with thee a love like this I'd never see. You are the perfect drug you know you get me high. You are the perfect drug with my head between your thighs. In your bed I rest my head dreaming of day when we wed. The hunger lust you have fed to bad your only in my head. Girl you are the perfect drug if only in my mind. Girl you are the perfect one I'll untill I find....you

A Perfect Moment
A Perfect Moment Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane, A frozen moment without stain. Your body close to mine, Our hearts beat in time, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever. Some say perfection is unattainable For most things that's explainable, But in your arms and with your heart's affection I have found a brief moment of perfection.

Perfecting The Art Of Multi-tasking..lol
Wazzzzuuup people..lol To all my sexy female friends, just curious as to know how you guys are so good at multi-tasking, while we men surely suck at it..lol. Any thoughts on this would be greatly appreciated ladies. Oh and don't mind me. I'm just bored as hell and drowning my self in a bottle as we speak..lol BOOOOOYYYAAAHHH..... By the way I hope everybody's night is going great..lol

Perfection
find and share erotica on causticerotica.com I wake from a dark and dreamless sleep eyes closed I turn to get closer to your body wanting to feel the rhythm of your breath, your heat comforts and evokes a soft throb of desire as I slowly mold myself to your back and embrace you. I press my face into your skin and your scent makes me ache As I softly place a kiss to your neck yet I am careful not to wake you basking in the essence that has become us. My breasts tighten as they brush against your skin And the desire becomes a deeper throb within my loins As I slide my hand ever so slowly down your body I bite my lip to silence a moan, as if wanting to etch this moment into my memory forever. If only I were an artist, I would put your beauty on canvas so that I could display to the world what I see when I look at you Though in reality the true beauty of you could never be captured I feel you stir as my fingers lightly dance across your chest and my breath quickens as I softly ki

A Perfect Place !
a perfect place Once I knew of this place where magic lived and love flowed forth like waters rushing down a mountain side . Where flowers bloomed and birds sang their tunes on lifted wing . Where did this place go and did it really exist ? Was it only in my mind ? Made up from some need I had when I was all alone needing the love it showed ? Where are you mystical one? Where are you now that the times have turned dark and I am in need of you more than ever ? My heart beats out it's rhythm like explosions coming forth from the collision of stars . It's breaking don't you hear it ? The sound isnt always audible but if you listen with your heart instead of your ears you'll hear it's shrieks of pain as it comes undone . Darkness all around now and now that I need your light it can't be found .I scream into the darkness your name the only shield I have and the beasties they still march on . Bringing their pain and dread like a banner held on high . Only you can save me from this now .

Perfect Woman, Perfect Attiude.....lol
1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one. 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be out painting the house. 13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too! 14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! 15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 16. No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17. Your mother is way better than mine. 18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and

A Perfect Woman Is Not Real?
if as a man you think a woman is perfect than you are wrong don't base your decision on her face how her tits look in a bra or how her ass looks in a thong..don't listen to her hook..listen to her song...she speaks about men in her past so negatively what makes you so certain she has any positive energy? when men in her past have had similarities but she wants sympathy and never looks at things realistically ...So begins the brainwashing..wondering about the outcome of a few things ..the drinking ..the constant clubbing..the blaming others and not being self loving ...I don't understand you You respect someone who disregards you You are concerned with someone who is only concerned with himself.You set standards for men that you don't have for yourself .This isn't a perfectly constructed definition but unlike you that many think are perfect ...atleast it's REAL

Perfection Found
Perfection found In a moment between Racing heart beats Penetrating eyes Memorizing every line Reaching to catch hold Not wanting to let go This moment must last Pain in losing sight Longing for return It comes, always In fleeting seconds No need to cry, sigh One moment ending Another in place.

The Perfect Guy
The perfect guy He doesn't need to have all the money in the world A cool looking car And a pretty face He just need to brighten up my world With his not so funny jokes Decorate my heart With his sweet kisses Making me blush With his not so romantic attitude Making love to me in the night Till I can barely move The perfect guy He doesn't need a big house with huge garden A wallet full of greens And a huge thing In between his legs He just need to love me Of who I am deep inside Respect me In every way he can Supports me During my weakness moments And be with me Even if I have changed He would be the Perfect guy