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Penance
Monday, March 24, 2008 penance Glory of lord speaks on the version of penance which plays a unique role in life. Though life itself is a penance if truth ness added to it among the profile of acts their in. “Marvel not to hear this; for nothing is difficult to obtain through penance. By dint of penance Brahma creates the universe; by dint of penance Vishnu assumed the role of its preceptor, by dint of penance lord Shiva oblige the life by changeover in this world; there is nothing in this world which can not be attained through penance.” Broad classification of penance is very simple that dedication with vision to interact with life in right pace and true mode. In other words it is also taken the way this chanting of name of faith, fasting with optimization and spiritual celebration, yoga, concentration, meditation, devotional chapter, rules the life on true principles, compassion on the subject as interact with life and above all it’s a simple living with realization the

Penance And Success
Tuesday, April 8, 2008 penance and success Nothing is impossible in life is the favorite quotes of seers on the subject of life but to attain the motive it needs great penance to adore with. As per the Vedic wisdom true Brahmans are ever powerful by virtue of their penance, no one deliver from their wrath. If one earn the curse of true Brahmins are bound fall in life and if one attain the blessing of true Brahmins are bound to rise in life to a glorious mode for here and here after. It is penance of Brahmins which matters to life. The power of yoga [contemplation], planning, penance and mystic formulas works properly only when adequate secrecy is maintained about them. As per quotes of saints god can easily be won over by the varying modes of penance but with truth of life their in. It is penance which makes it with all ease about the state of final beatitude a must for being a human to cross over the ocean of mundane world. May god bless all on the subject of t

A Pen And Some Paper
day and day go by and i see things in a different way. i ask myself why am i here...whats so special about me? what can i offer to this world? i dont know...but i search for a pen and some paper. sitting in the silence watching time go by outside. i wield the pen like a baby beginning to walk and im unsure of what to put down on the blank paper. slowly i jot down one word...then two...then 3...and before i knew it i was controlling and mastering that pen like i was a swordsman. cutting that paper deep with the anger and sadness and fears i have inside. and now im writing a story from the heart. a story that other may not understand but speaks volumes to me. in this story...this somewhat of a hate letter that curses the heavans and even God Himself. yelling with the words i put down on the paper GOD!!! WHY SO MUCH PAIN AND SADNESS!!? U KNOW MY NATURE IS HAPPY AND KIND AND GIVING. WHY DO I FEEL USELESS AND UNEEDED? and as if He was sitting next to me i hear....because it makes u stronger

Penance Is Meaningless
Drowning in my selfish fear I lost you to the wolves It's your frightened screams I hear I've shattered all my rules In the darkness that I roam The memory of your warmth No place that I can call my home No fire burning in the hearth I abandoned you cold and alone I only saw my hurt A river of my blood can not atone You fell into the dirt I am still counted among the living But I'm imprisoned in my own heart Perhaps one day I'll be forgiven Before we both depart

Penance
Holy Mary, Mother of God .... I'm so tired of being alone and I keep hurting myself over and over in my need to be loved or held or even just know the familiar touch of a hand in mine. Is this a test? I've done nothing but study loneliness for my entire life now and I'm ready for my finals. This is just too hard. .....pray for us sinners .... I didn't even know the last name of the guy last night that only stayed in my bed long enough to grind out his pleasure into my ass before rolling over and slipping out the door. I didn't know his first name either, but he seemed nice. Or maybe it was the self-medication.I don't want to die alone. .....now and at the hour of our death..... When is it my turn to know the ache of loving someone so much that growing old with them seems the best thing I could ever do? Our faces worn and lined with wrinkles as we stand there with our sagging skin and visible veins and all we see is perfection. He would be mine, I would be his

Penalty Area For
OAKLAND, Calif. Adrian Peterson Vikings Jersey . -- Mark Jackson received a congratulatory text message from Hall of Famer Reggie Miller that might have seemed a bit strange after his Golden State Warriors grinded out a win against the Western Conferences worst team. Big or small, no Warriors win goes unnoticed or is insignificant these days. David Lee had 26 points and nine rebounds, Klay Thompson scored 19 points and Golden State brought its surprising road run home with a 103-96 victory over the struggling New Orleans Hornets on Tuesday night. "He congratulated us on the win, but he also said how impressive it was because of the first game being back at home after success for a young team," Jackson said of Miller, a longtime NBA friend and former broadcasting colleague. "For us, it couldve been a setup game. But Ive got a different group in there. They deserve a whole lot of credit." After going 6-1 on the seasons longest road stretch, the Warriors built a 14-point lead in the secon

Pen, Broken
Pen, Broken (Written 1998) Beside the shirt, lying on the beige carpet of the bedroom, lay her pen, broken. I sat quietly and stared at it in something of a daze, reading the inscription, vaguely, repeatedly, hoping to find some small consolation in it. I had thought of the details of her journey, details she had described in the darkest witching hour of night, lying in my arms, talking as the warm night air had embraced us as much as we did each other. I imagined where she was at that moment, what she might be feeling, if anything. Would she cry? Small consolation if she did, and a smaller likelihood still. I could not imagine a woman with the least shred of compassion so coolly stripping me of the chance to say good-bye. Now I was sitting here as the minutes fell away to hours, staring at her pen. Such a meager offering on the altar of Passions Denied. A shirt, mine, but she had worn it that last night when her clothes accidentally became soaked because of a neglected sh

#2 Pencil In A Catholic School..too Funny
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic school. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir,little Paulie who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Paulie came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Paulie came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one mor

#2 Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend Sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny Came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, " Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after She had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret ju

Pencil Value
VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION AND A #2 PENCIL Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you sti

The #2 Pencil...
The #2 pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to A

The #2 Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his #2 pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with his #2 pencil. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam aft

#2 Pencils In Catholic Schools
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear... 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir f rom her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fain

The Pencil Eraser Planet
imported from my facebook: The Pencil Eraser Planet Share Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 7:42pm | Edit Note | Delete When waking to dreams of me sleeping, in reality,the difference between the two is nothing more than a difference of eye positioning. We are an increasingly interesting society. A society where we've learned to hate with ease and love with much difficulty. Our globe, a living, breathing entity... completely harmonious despite the harshness of reality... despite the fact that we homo-sapiens are the inventor of the pencil eraser. Revenge Is An Eraser by seadams Born of this earth, and taught the lessons of life by our peers. I find it strange that with the quick swipes of the rubber end of a writing utensil, only man can completely kill a memory. Only man wields the power of the pencil. Who could have guessed, that with one quarter-inch cylinder of rubber, nearly three years of life would become faded? ..nothing more, now, than a gray and pink s

The Pencil
The pencil on the tableYour face is in my mindThe way youre looking to meGave birth to the dead insideYet the pencil is silentThere is only the willTo draw the curves of your faceTo feel your skin. I saw you in my dreams.It was so clear and pure.And here you shine again.The only dream I hadIs the one I shared with you.The others I forgot,The wind tarred them apartAnd the dream lifted me upWaked the artist inside.The pencil kissed the paperSo tender and so sweetGave birth to those purestStars anyone will ever meet.So charming and so warmThe pearls were dropping downGiving life to those flowers,Blossoming all around.And on the paper it carvedThe traces of your soul,The wonders of your sorrowThe sweetness of your faith.The pencil left the paperYet there is more to drawNo one should ever see itBut in our hearts we knowAnd on the edge of darknessIt was cold beside youIt was ever dead, yetIt lived for seeing you.And on the paper its soulWas poured, beneath your tears.Yet on the paper it died

Pence Lets Truth Slip On Uncompromising Stance: ‘we’re Trying To Score A Victory For The Republican People’ (repost)
The federal government appears to be hurtling towards a shutdown following the inability of congressional negotiators to reach a compromise last night on a continuing resolution. New polling finds that most Americans want their leaders to reach a negotiated agreement rather than stake out their respective positions. Polls from Gallup and the Wall Street Journal/NBC News find that self-identified Democrats and independents want leaders to compromise while self-identified Republicans would rather see the government shut down than compromise. Last night, Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) appeared on Fox News to explain his uncompromising position over funding the federal government. At one point, Pence appeared to let the truth slip out about the true aims of Republican negotiators, telling host Greta Van Susteren that what Republicans are trying to do is score a victory for “the Republican people.” Soon after realizing that he said that out loud, he backtracked, saying that h

Pendulums
Pendulums Pendulums can be made of different materials, some people using a simple necklace with a crystal or charm at the end. Be sure the bobber - or weight on the end - is not too light or too heavy. It should weigh less than have an ounce. The best shape for the weight - or point - is something that comes to a point. The best length for the pendulum is six inches. You can make your pendulum or buy one. Pendulums are a simple way to communicate with the other side. I have seen people in stores use them to select products such as: books, food, clothing, just about anything. The most common types of pendulums are: - a crystal tied with wire then suspended on a chain or cord - a chain necklace with some kind of charm suspended at the bottom - a chain with metal pointer at the bottom - these are usual store bought - the human body How To Use A Pendulum Once you select your pendulum you are ready to begin. Sit down and get comfortable. Your mind and body sho

Pendulum Magic For Beginners
From "Pendulum Magic for Beginners: Power to Achieve All Goals" by Richard Webster The pendulum is a small weight suspended on a piece of thread, chain, or cord. Many people use a wedding ring hanging on a piece of thread. This is what my mother used. A paper clip attached to a piece of thread also works well. When giving talks on this subject to groups of people, I frequently hand out paper clips attached to a length of thread to allow everyone in the audience to experiment. Commercially made pendulums are readily available at bookstores and New Age shops. They are available in every conceivable shape and size. I have a huge collection of pendulums, as my family frequently buy me ornamental type pendulums for birthdays and Christmases. They all work well. I must admit, though, that my favorite pendulum is a commercially made one known as a Mermet pendulum. Abbé Mermet was a French priest who performed miracles with his pendulum. From Geneva, he was able to locate water in Sou

The Pending Wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

Pendulum Clocks
TIME CHANGE It's ingrained in our consciousness almost as much as the A-B-Cs or our spelling reminder of "i before e...." Energy Policy Act of 2005 Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 11, 2007 Daylight Saving Time ends Sunday, November 6, 2007

Pendulum Scrying
The ancient Romans were renowned for pendulum scrying and their methods were detailed in the writings of Roman historian Ammianus Marcellinus. It is also possible that French seer Nostradamus used this same Roman method of basin scrying by means of a pendulum to produce individual letters that formed intelligible prophetic verses. The bowl used was a composite material of many metals, meaning it was made of electrum, an alloy of gold and silver. A ring was attached by thread to a wand. The ring was probably a band of electrum with occult characters engraved upon it. The twenty four letters of the Greek alphabet were engraved into the flange of the basin. The table used was probably a tripod in which to support the basin. It was made out of branches of laural and had three legs. Laural was the substance specified by the Enochian angels for the scrying table of John Dee. Another method which has been used in Europe for centuries involves the suspension of a ring from a thin silk thre

Pending Friend Requests
If you have a freind request in to me from the last two days and have not yet been approved its because i either havent been to your page and seen where you have fanned me or you havent yet fanned me. Im will start wading thru them soon. So if you want your friend request approved please fan me if not expect it to be rejected. NO EXCEPTIONS will be made. Sorry I dont play favotites I dont care how much you suck up in your request. kisses

Pending
This is a list of people coming up. It has been brought to managements attention that because the rules state 2 people a day that some people feel obligated to level people when more is added. This was not the intention so we are making a pending list of people we find and would like to be leveled. Members are more then welcome to rate these people even after the two on the main blog are leveled. Just remember to do it at happy hour this will double your points. ======================================================================================== DJ Reverend @ Aftershockradio.net@ fubarneeds 29513 with 122 pics and 773 stash Bubba's Girl ~Don't Make Someone a Priority if all you are to them is an Option~@ fubarneeds 24360 with 167 pics and 8 stash...thanx Buck ========================================================================================

Pending Divorce And Reasons That Lead Up To It..
I need to get this out here..tomorrow is going to be a big day for me at my lawyer's office. We are trying to tie up the loose ends so we can proceed on with my divorce. This has been a long time coming but I am the point where I just want this done. So to help remind me, I am going to write down all the bogus shit my husband has put me thru during our 7 yrs of marriage. 1. He has told me on several occassions that he is not physically attracted to me. He has wanted me to get a tummy tuck and boob job and was willing to fork over 10k to make it happen. 2. He has continued to let his family belittle me, trash me and run me into the ground. They had said things like on a scale of 1-10, I rated a 3, just recently they commented that I moved up to a 4. 3. There was time during my pregnancy I was unable to have sex due to it being painful or me being really sick. He threatned to cut off the cable,internet, and my cell phone if I didnt give him sex or a blowjob. His exact word

Pendulum
the pendulum swings swinging high when life is good tumbleing down as life hits its lows. But like every rule out there it was broken when you stepped in. In a low point of my life you appeared, turning one of life's low moments into a high one. thankyou for not being normal :-)

Pending Friends Requests!
Hey everyone I know I come to your page and review it and rate and fan but right now I am in the hospital with my lap top and lot of pain in my stomach. When I get a chance I will be giving some extra 10's or 11's also. Just don't get upset if I don't add you. I am tired of a lot of fake people as friends. I hope you all understand. Try to enjoy your day or night when you read this. So please be patient! Thanks for your understanding. with feelings and blessings from Shadow Princess

Pender Thoughts
A young woman that I have been talking to inspired this piece. She is truly phenominal... I hope that you enjoy..... Can you mentally do that again? Tell me your admirations and your worst fears… Ponder thoughts of future gain find another way to enjoy The rain Though you wish it was sunny out. Give me feedback on your opinions of life Tell me how you are going to make it Even though things are hard and you feel strife Can you mentally do that again? Stroke my inner lobe with your perception of things… Massage the outer portions, and I don’t even know your last name Yet our words are in sinc like the dolphins that ride the oceans wave…. Can you mentally do that again? Send shock waves through me with your thought pattern Even though the quake that it orginates only lasted 10 seconds They were the best 10 seconds of my life. Can you do it again? Don’t be gentle but brutally honest with your expectations The fact that you refuse to compromise on what you

Pendant Led Luminaire With Aluminum Frame In High
Product benefits Adjustable modules (rotation angle: 330°) for easy direction of light output High light output thanks to high-power LED Quick and simple installation LED flood light Adjustable in height when combined with pendant kit Areas of application Decorative domestic lighting Living rooms Dining rooms, kitchen tables Product features Pendant LED luminaire with aluminum frame in high value design Color temperature: 3,000 K Electrical data Nominal wattage 13.50 W Mains frequency 50…60 Hz Operating mode Electronic control gear (ECG) Light technical data Color temperature 3000 K Beam angle 30 ° Luminous flux 495 lm Color rendering index Ra 80 Dimensions & weight Length 400.0 mm Width 150.0 mm Height 33.0 mm Colors & materials Body material Polycarbonate (PC)/Aluminum Product color White Cover material Polycarbonate (PC) Reflector material Plastic Temperatures Ambient temperature range …+25 °C

Penetrate You
Another song..Comment and rate please Penetrate You I want to be inside you Climb into your soul I will force you To do what you are told I will be your Master And you My fucking Slave A new Religion Where you will be saved I Will I Will I Will I Will Penetrate You Masturbate You Lock you Up And Desecrate You Revel You in Dark Sarcasm Build You up Into Orgasm With your legs wide open I can be your God Pumping deep inside you Obey me with a nod I'll grab you by the hair And pull you to teh floor I'll give you everything And make you my WHORE I Will I Will I Will I Will Penetrate You Masturbate You Lock you Up And Desecrate You Revel You in Dark Sarcasm Build You up Into Orgasm

Penetration
You like my touch, my feel, my sex To describe my wetness would be complex You like the way I moan real deep Or the way I wear you out to sleep You like the way my ass feels in your palms And the way my body feels wrapped in your arms Or the way my pussy feels around your hard dick The wetness, the tightness that makes you cum quick. You like the arch in my back that pushes my ass out Or the deepness of my pussy that makes you wanna shout Or the way I cream all over when you hit that spot Or the way I ride you when I get on top You like the way I tighten my pussy walls Damn I love those 2 am calls You like the way I give you head The way it makes your dick as hard as lead You like the way my ass looks from the back Fuck me so good its like im having a heart attack You like how wet my pussy feels on your tongue Clit so swollen like I got a stung. Fuck me harder let me feel that dick Fuck me harder with your God made stick Deeper in my pussy knock the bottom out De

Penetration
I reveal my naked goose bumped soul like a virgin awaiting rape. But only in your blanket arms do I find protection from the electric razor-edged warmth of the world. You penetrate my soul. I shudder upon impact. I hear you. I hear your words caress my skin like a knife, cuts like the truth. Stings like it's real. The pain. The pain. I must escape the pain. Hide from your penetration. Your words echo from a distance as though I'm under water. But I can only drown while I look at you through watery eyes.

Penehoff Promotions On Fubar
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A Penguin In Arizona
A penguin is driving through Arizona (as they do) on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream. Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess. He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a

The Penguins Are Staying In The Burgh
After weeks of praying the Pens do not leave the city, they finally....FINALLY came to a deal. Being a hockey fan in Pittsburgh, I think that every Pens fan in the city let out a collective sigh, which probably explained how windy it was today. Whew For those who haven't heard and are Pens fans, here it is: http://www.pittsburghpenguins.com/team/press/arts/2386.0.php

Penguins Start Stanley Cup Playoff Run!!
PENGUINS SET TO OPEN PLAYOFFS WEDNESDAY NIGHT by Joe Sager pittsburghpenguins.com 04/11/2007 The Pittsburgh Penguins begin Stanley Cup playoff action Wednesday at 7 p.m. as they trek to Ottawa to take on the Senators FSN Pittsburgh will televise the contest at 7 p.m., while 105.9 The X will start its radio broadcast with a pregame show at 6:30 p.m. p.m. The broadcast may be found live through streaming audio on pittsburghpenguins.com as well. Tune in for Penguins Hotline following every game on 105.9 The X and the Penguins Radio Network. Join in the conversation with host Bob Grove by calling the Penn Telecom toll-free line at 1-866-922-2874. Email crashthenet@pittsburghpenguins.com and maybe Bob Grove or Phil Bourque will answer your question during the second intermission of the game. The Penguins have beaten Ottawa three times in four meetings this season, including both games in Ottawa. The most-recent triumph came six days ago when Max Talbot scored in the game’s

Penguins Sign Sydor, Sykora And Sabourin
Penguins Sign Sydor, Sykora And Sabourin Pittsburgh Penguins Jul 2, 2007, 9:57 AM EDT Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero announced that the Pittsburgh Penguins have signed defensemen Darryl Sydor, right wing Petr Sykora and goaltender Dany Sabourin Sydor, 35, skated in 74 games with the Dallas Stars last season, collecting 21 points (five goals, 16 assists), along with 36 penalty minutes. He posted a plus-or-even rating in 52 of his 74 games with the Stars, while finishing fourth among Dallas defensemen averaging 20:08 on the ice. “Sydor brings additional skill to our defensive corps along with invaluable veteran leadership to our young hockey club,” Shero said. “Darryl has proven his dependability throughout his NHL career and anytime you can add a multiple Stanley Cup winner to a team like ours it is a bonus.” The 6-1, 211-pound defenseman is a two-time Stanley Cup winner, hoisting the Cup in 2004 with the Tampa Bay Lightning and in 1999 as a me

Penguins Re-sign Whitney, Scuderi
Penguins re-sign Whitney, Scuderi Pittsburgh Penguins Jul 2, 2007, 9:54 AM EDT WHITNEY MALKIN Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero announced today that the Pittsburgh Penguins have re-signed defenseman Ryan Whitney to a six-year contract. In addition, the team re-signed defenseman Rob Scuderi. Whitney, 25, recorded career-highs in all offensive categories, collecting 14 goals, 45 assists for 59 points, while appearing in a career-high 81 games in his second NHL season. He finished tied for fifth in scoring among NHL defensemen and fifth overall on the club. “Signing Ryan was a high priority for us this off-season,” Shero said. “He is an essential part of the long-term future plan for our hockey club and a huge part of our core group of young players. Ryan made a difference for us last season, while making significant progress and we are looking forward to his continued success in Pittsburgh for years to come.” The 6-foot-4, 205-pound defense

Penguins-hurricanes Preview
Penguins-Hurricanes Preview / Associated Press Posted: 23 hours ago After a surprising turnaround last season, the young and talented Pittsburgh Penguins enter 2007-08 with very high expectations. The Penguins hope to pick up where they left off as they open their season on the road Friday against the Carolina Hurricanes. Pittsburgh made the fourth-biggest improvement in NHL history last season, going 47-24-11 after recording just 22 wins in 2005-06. The Penguins advanced to the playoffs before losing in five games to eventual Eastern Conference champion Ottawa in the first round. Now, the team is being mentioned as a legitimate Stanley Cup contender for this season. "I think all the elements are in place," forward Maxime Talbot said. "For sure it's a long season, you never know what's going to happen, but I'm sure we've got the personnel and skill to win and that's exciting." Still, the Penguins are a young team. Sidney Crosby is the reigning NHL MVP, defending lea

Penguin Cupcakes
Looking for the perfect snow day treat? Suit up and make the penguin cupcake. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Vanilla cupcakes Vanilla frosting Chocolate cookies (we used Keebler Fudge Shoppe Grasshopper Fudge Mint Cookies -- 3 halves per penguin for body and head) Dried apricots (cut into triangles for the beak and feet) Brown M&M's Minis (eyes) 1. Have your child help make a batch of vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting. (Use your favorite recipe or 1 box of cake mix, which will make 24 cupcakes.) 2. Buy or make 2 to 3 cups of frosting (save some for decorating glue). 3. Decorate as shown, cutting the cookies in half with a knife (a parent's job) and using extra frosting to attach the apricot beak and the M&M's eyes.

Penguins And Perhaps A Christmas Gift Idea..
I seen a segment on MSN today under video highlights called: Penguins may be marching to Peril. It basically is a video showing the decline of their habitat in Antarctica and more so about a movie they refer to March of the Penguins. The story about Penguins and the habitat they call home for more then a gazillion years is starting to diminish due to global warming. There is somewhat of a cuter version of this in video form also and I tell you what if you can get past the animated penguins talking which I enjoyed but some don’t this movie is great. Yeah, yeah it’s a kids movie… but I loved it. The music is great and the story is pure. It also details the hardship fallen on penguins because of man, global warming and the decline of their food source… The Movie is called Happy Feet , it is funny witty and I think a great movie for kids…yes… but I like it too.. Other then that may your Thursday be wonderful. Good Morning, Ha! I said it before the fleas of a thousand camels even twitched

Penguins
This is dedicated to my friend Gary whose poor beer supply is in dire peril as the evil and treacherous penguin king consistenly sends out his minions to steal it. These facts are for you, Gary. Educate yourself, my friend, so you may better protect the precious beer. Never give in! Never surrender!! Penguins are flightless sea birds of the Southern Hemisphere. In all, there are 18 species of penguins, found in South Australia, New Zealand, and off the coasts of Peru, Chile, and South Africa. Some species live as far north as the equatorial Galapagos Islands, but they are primarily cold-weather birds. There are seven species of Antarctic penguins: the Adelie, Gentoo, Macaroni, Chinstrap, Rockhopper, King, and Emperor. The Adelie and the Emperor are the two true Antarctic species. Penguins have a heavier skeleton than most birds, waterproof feathers, and specialized glands that extract and excrete excess salt. Their feathers, which even cover their bills and feet, combine with a t

Penguin Mating Habits
Penguins have a hard time mating do to how their body is shaped.Their bodies are shaped like bottles and you know it’s really hard to keep a bottle on top of another one.So, when penguins decide to mate, the female must keep still while the male gets on top. If the female moves the male will fall. Mating only lasts a few seconds because of this. Penguins are like most seabirds.They tend to be long-lived .They can take 3 to 8 yrs. to reach sexual maturity.Now,small species begin in 3 or 4yrs. Most large species breed until 5 or 8 years. The King penguin has the longest breeding cycle. It lasts from 14 to 16 months. Female King penguins can produce 2 chicks in every 3 breeding seasons. Emperor penguins breed during Antartic winter. Now, the Fairy penguin has the shortest breeding cycle. Also it breeds throughout the year. Penguins are mostly monogamous, which means they are with one mate at a time. Even though some females have up to 3 mates and males have up to 2

Penguins & Cute Saying
Hi gang, Sure they tell you that you can make points by rating Auto 11's pics. But have they thought of the mental damage done? I currently am suffering from a penguin affliction. I've got one of my cats and one of my dogs on the alert for penguins. The cat will try to distract them while I escape. The Dog is going to pretend to be a walrus and attack! Don't even get me started on cute saying! I'mm going to search the net for non-cute saying. Then I will uolosd them to save fubar humanity! Wish me luck and watch out for the penguins! msboy8

Penguins To Prophets Train
Penguins to Prophets Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Johnny's page, rate the Penguins 1 folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Penguins to Prophets Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... Then stop by Carrie's page and rate her Penguins 1 folder... Start with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Penguins to Prophets" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you.

Penguins Are Stanley Cup Champs!!!
The Pittsburgh Penguins, against all odds, won against the previous Champs - The Detroit Red Wings in their home arena of the Joe Louis!!! "Sid The Kid" is the youngest Captain to raise Lord Stanley... especially on enemy ice! I'm very proud to be a Pens fan and I dedicate this Stanley Cup win to Whitney Jo, who passed away in September 2008. She was the one who got me to love the Pens. Thank you babygirl. I love you and I miss you!!! I am very drunk. I had 10 drinks and 4 vicodin, so..... YEAH PENS!!!!!!! I miss you Weewa!! I love you! Always, Miss Tyler

Penis Wants A Raise
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE : I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. THE RESPONSE : Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

Penis Pump And Cock Ring Information
Many men find penis pumps to be of great value when they are not able to achieve an erection without some type of assistance. There are many types of penis pumps on the market. Penis Pumps come in many sizes and styles. Basically a penis pump is a cylindrical device that produce a vacuum. The method of pumping varies form model to model. Many people think this is a method of increasing penis length and girth. Well sorry to telly you this but that is not really the case. The penis pump is a short term fix for erectile achievement. Not to give you a big whopping dick forever. The basic principle behind the penis pump is simple. Vacuum pressure caused by the penis pump assist in blood flow and stimulation to the penis which is the vital key in obtain an erection. How to maintain the erection after use of the penis pump will also be discussed in this article. But remember, the use of a penis pump only produces results for a short period of time and that time may vary from one man to

Penis..who Would Have Thought ;)
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis92%Boobs83%Face58%Butt42%Abs/Stomach33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded that it was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of $76.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.

Penis Transplant
Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years without an accident. Suddenly one day everything went wrong, there was a huge explosion and the bulk of the factory is blown to bits. The next day Bob finds himself in the hospital, wrapped in bandages and surrounded by loved ones. Just then the doctor walks in and tells Bob the bad news. "Well," says the sawbones, "I guess threre's no easy way to tell you this son, but you've lost your penis. We did everything we could to save it but it was just too damaged." Well, Bob lay silent for a few moments, and then asked: "What the hell am I going to do now?" "Not to worry," replied the doc," I've got a drawer full of replacements, I'll simply graft one on after you've had a few weeks of rest." So, a few weeks go by and Bob ends up at the doctors office. After a bit of small talk they get down to business. "Now Bob," says the doc, "I've got quite a few different penises here for

Penis Name
A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'. The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'. The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'. The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'. The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.

Penis
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, 'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'

Penis Size
Girls Reaction to Dick Sizes 11 inches = HOLY hell ur gonna do what with that!!!! 10 inches = OMG!! 9 inches = Pain 8 inches = MMMMMM YAAAAAAAAA 7 inches = Heaven 6 inches = Perfect 5 inches = OK 4 inches = Push it in More 3 inches = Is It In? 2 inches = F*CK it use your tounge 1 inch = OMG give up ur not gonna do SH!T 4 me 0 inches = what the F*CK are u

Penis Problem
Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log. "Leprechaun, will you marry me?" The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Zappo! --

Penis Facts!!!
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight. Foods that i

Penis Wants A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rathe

Penis Requests A Raise...
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regul

Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced Tuesday to four years and 10 months in prison. Blake Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, put the bomb in the mail on Feb. 11, 2005, in North Bloomfield, Ohio, addressed to the doctor in Chicago. After returning home, he called 911 and told police what he had done. The bomb was retrieved from the mail and destroyed; no one was injured. Steidler pleaded guilty in April to use of a weapon of mass destruction and other charges. Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill. In addition to the prison term, Steidler was sentenced to five years supervised release, and a $2,000 fine.

Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment
Tue Nov 21, 8:54 PM ET PHILADELPHIA - A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced Tuesday to four years and 10 months in prison. Blake Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, put the bomb in the mail on Feb. 11, 2005, in North Bloomfield, Ohio, addressed to the doctor in Chicago. After returning home, he called 911 and told police what he had done. The bomb was retrieved from the mail and destroyed; no one was injured. Steidler pleaded guilty in April to use of a weapon of mass destruction and other charges. Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill. In addition to the prison term, Steidler was sentenced to five years supervised release, and a $2,000 fine.

The Penis Poems......
I FOUND THIS POEM AND THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME! SO I SHARING IT WITH YA'LL. My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout! Time was when on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now i have a full time job, To find the fucking thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and whatch me shave. Now old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

Penis' Length. Does It Really Matter?
The age-old question, "Am I well hung?" Well, before going on to see where you stand, or should we say hang, remember that size isn’t everything. Most women prefer a man with a less then average penis and great at cunnilingus, to a man with a larger penis and no skills. Furthermore, you should never worry about your size; it will only lead to anxieties and potentially a variety of sexual dysfunctions. If you are racing forward to find out what the average penis size is to see if you are ok, stop. Read the first paragraph again. The purpose of this article is not so that men can come and see if they are “big enough”, it‘s purpose is to satisfy curiosity, and to reiterate to all the self conscious males out there that size is not everything. One of the reasons that men are so self-conscious about this has to do with illusions. When men are in the locker room, they can’t help but glance around the room to see how they measure up. Unfortunately, there is a very different angle lookin

Penis Game
This is called the penis game. Think of a title of a movie. Change one word to penis. REPOST IT! If you dont repost this, the guy/girl you love will break your heart and never love you again! John- Penis Almighty Brett- Penis Impossible 3 Ashley- Penis Dolittle James-Penis at the Gates

Penis Breath
Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why You bothered reaching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you've got a job to do, So open wide and shove it through, Lick the tip then take it all. Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tongue. And feel the precum start to run, Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb, So when the hell's he gonna cum? Just, when you can't take anymore, You hear your lover's mighty roar. And when he hits that real high note, You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, Okay already, that's enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what revenge, you're on the rag

Penis Shaped Indent
At dinner, between chicken fettuccini and a foot between his legs under a table too small to hide our flirtations - we teased each other with parted lips and innuendoes until both of us were consumed by a desire that chased us into the parking lot and pressed us into the car door tongues intertwined - customers watching from the windows. We had an hour to kill before the movie started and our first night of freedom from the kids in a year, had us acting like horney teens – Fucking in the passenger seat behind new construction caution tape leaving Hollywood handprints on hot-breath-saturated-glass, giggling at our nervousness when headlights passed near climax. And the penis shaped indent on my knee from the parking brake will leave a bruise that will keep me smiling for the next week and a half.

Penis Research
Penis Research There was a question in the scientific community regarding the need for the head of a man's penis. Three different countries assigned groups of scientists to determine just why a man's penis had a head. The French research group spent 1.4 million dollars to discover that the head of the penis was to provide pleasure for a woman during the act of sexual intercourse. The American research group spent 2.8 million dollars to discover that the head of the man's penis was to provide pleasure for a man during the act of sexual intercourse. The Italian research group spent $1.47 to discover that the head of the man's penis was to keep your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead during masturbation.

Penis Size And Male Dominance
Penis Size and Male Dominance In a group of males, there are a lot of things that determines who leads the pact. Depending on the aspect involved, it is a normal situation when a lead male is designated to represent the group. There's a lot of factors that are considered in knowing the presence of dominance. However, in most male groups, the feeling of dominance does not necessarily mean that the dominant male gets everything. Apparently, understanding the existence of domination in a male group is not a complex task. Psychologically, males are more than open with the idea of making someone ahead of them. The theory of association states that ones a person is acquainted to someone who is considered as a public figure, that person too becomes identified as such. This reality helps men in understanding the essence of having someone as the head of the group. Studies suggest that men are more liberated when it comes to discussing their sexuality with their peers. In fact, i

Penis Envey?
Penis Size and Male Dominance In a group of males, there are a lot of things that determines who leads the pact. Depending on the aspect involved, it is a normal situation when a lead male is designated to represent the group. There's a lot of factors that are considered in knowing the presence of dominance. However, in most male groups, the feeling of dominance does not necessarily mean that the dominant male gets everything. Apparently, understanding the existence of domination in a male group is not a complex task. Psychologically, males are more than open with the idea of making someone ahead of them. The theory of association states that ones a person is acquainted to someone who is considered as a public figure, that person too becomes identified as such. This reality helps men in understanding the essence of having someone as the head of the group. Studies suggest that men are more liberated when it comes to discussing their sexuality with their peers. In fact, i

Penis Study
> >Penis Study > > > >In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the > >head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year > >and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was > >larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during > >sex. > > > > > >After the US published the study, France decided to do > >their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they > >concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. > > > > > >Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. > >After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they > >concluded > >that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the > >forehead.

Penis Statistics....(for Those Of You Who Didnt Know----fyi)
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 inches Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet Most arousing time of day/season! for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Penis Taxes
1999 TAX ALERT- PENIS TAXES The only thing that the ATO has not yet taxed is the male penis. this is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective July 1, 1999 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10-12" Luxury tax $30 8-10" Pole tax $25 5-8" Privilege tax $15 4-5" Nuisance tax $3 Males exceeding 12" must tile under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

Penis Raise
The penis requested a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the

The Penis Wants A Raise?!
The penis requested a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather

The Penis
The Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your

Penis Tan
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I wa

Penis Van Lesbian
good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent

The Penis Game!
Okay.... this should be a blast... lets see how many people we can get to play... The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!! Connor- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Penis Marissa~ A Penis to Remember Desiree~Dr. Suess's: How The Penis Stole Christmas ¢¾Heather~ Willy Wonka and the Penis Factory Kimmy~ Honey I Shrunk The Penis ¢¾Heather¢¾~~Lord of the penis Pooler ~ Million Dollar Penis Disaster ~ Snakes on a Penis Lisa ~ Penis of Dreams Michelle~ Pirates of the Penis Jessie~The Good, The Bad, The Penis wendy~save the last penis Jen~ The Sweetest Penis Bill~ The Penis of Hazzard Abby~ The Penis Before Time Dennis~ star wars- the penis strikes back Adam~ Shes all penis Jack~ Penis Outlaws Ryan ~ Travis Pastrana and the Penis Circus L

Penis Envy...(a Tongue Tingeling Confession)
If you didnt know it...vicodine makes your tongue tingle. . . . . I have Penis Envy. I wish I had one. I do not wish to be a man. I quite like my vajay jay thankyouverymuch. But I shure think that penises are neato. And by neato I mean superfantabilous. I think theyre great. I think they're the cats meow. I Love them. Everyone who knows me knows that I do. They are soft and smooth and beautiful. I shall make an ode to them....someday soon. If I were a man I would spank it all day. And plus Id be gay. Id be a gay man who masterbated all day. Just FYI.

The Penis Game
this should be a blast Lets see how many people we can get to play The name of the game says it all all you have to do is copy this journal into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!! **E*V*A*N** - Stop or My Penis will Shoot! (Stop or my mother will shoot!) Billy ~ Jurrassic Penis (Jurrasic Park) David - Sordid Penises (Sordid Lives) andy-penis of fire Andy - Penises of the Caribbean SNAKE - Penis Fightclub LoganXnHHI - American Penis (American Idol)

Penis ~ This Definition Is Questionable
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.

Penis Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007 , the penis will now be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

Penis Study
PENIS STUDY In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year ... and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Penis
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter password---something he will used to log on. The husband was in a amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plaintly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P E N I S His wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied: Password rejected..."Not Long Enough"..

Penis Study
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The Irish, unsatisfied with those findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. Of course ya all know why God made alcohol......??? To keep the Irish from taking over the world..............

Penis's
ok girls lets get serious... women always talking about wanting a guy that is hung....define hung...cause average is 7... and most girls are only 4 inches to 6 inches deep...so for those girls that say they want a 12 inch penis...get real...that shit just gonna wreck your insides...make you crampy....i want to enjoy sex dont know about you... so hear is a question for the laides and be honest... what size is perfect...in inches....???

The Penis Requested A Raise In Salary For The Following Reasons
* I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am alway's using my head first * I do not get RDO's,weekends off or public holiday's * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Responce from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You don't always observe OH&S measures, su

The Penis Request
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you Have raised, the management denies YOUR request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS & fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other Locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and Stimulated in order to start working.

Penis Biter
JAKARTA, Indonesia. (Unknown) - Police have been looking for the Penis Biter for almost two years. During this time, at least five young schoolboys were the victim of the penis biter. The Penis Biter is actually a man who dresses as a woman. He was arrested at a bus terminal in Kupang on the western half of Timor Island when his latest victim, a bus driver, screamed in pain after his penis was bitten by the man.

Penis Snatching
ACCRA, Ghana. (Reuters) - Ghanan newspapers report that angry mobs have lynched or beaten to death at least 12 self-proclaimed sorcerers over alleged Penis Snatching. The deaths stem from a scheme where the sorcerers touch men, then tell the victims their penises will shrink or disappear unless they pay for an antidote. Many victims seem to have little tolerance for this and take revenge on the spot. The Inspector General of Police has ordered increased police patrols and vows to call in the army to maintain order if the crisis doesn't abate soon. In addition, medical experts are trying to calm the panic by going on television to explain in detail why penises increase and decrease in size, but so far such assurances have been of little help.

The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

The Penis
The Penis Wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

The Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * Yo

Penis...
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

Penis Jokes
Voodoo Penis A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wood

The Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and then fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

Penis Studies
In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man'spenis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, theyconcluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to givethe Man more pleasure during sex.After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study.After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that thereason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex.The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent$13.27 (for a Playboy, Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee) andconcluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hittinghim in the forehead.

The Penis Study
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

The Penis
THE PENIS: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

Penis Tax
PENIS TAX The only thing I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole. On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1998, Penises will be taxed according to size!! To determine the category, please consult the chart below and comfirm this information with page 2, section 7, line 3, of the standard 1040p form. 10 to 12 inches* Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $ 30.00 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $ 15.00 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00 PLEASE NOTE: under under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION Males exceeding 2 inches must file Capital Gain. Sincerely, Pecker Checker Internal Revenue Service

The Penis Study
Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the American study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust American nor French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They

The Penis List
The Taco Bell Penis Yo quiero penis. The 7-Up Penis The UN-penis. The AT&t Penis Reach out and touch someone. The Alka-Seltzer Penis Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is... The All State Penis You're in good hands. The American Express Penis Don't leave home without it. The Army Penis Be all that you can be. The Bacardi Penis Taste the feeling. The Beef Penis It's what's for dinner. The Bic Lighter Penis Go ahead and flick my penis The Big Red Penis It's longer with big red. The Borden Penis It's GOT to be good. The Borg Penis Resistance is futile. The Bounce Penis With Static-Guard! The Bounty Penis The quicker picker-upper. The Miller Lite Penis Great taste, less filling. The Budweiser Penis This bud's for you The Burger King Penis Have it your way The Campbells Soup Penis Mmmm mmm good The Captain Planet Penis Go PENIS!! The Charmin Double Roll Penis It

Penis Wants A Raise
The Penis Wants a Raise: > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >Reasons: > >1. I do physical labor. >2. I work at great depths. >3. I plunge head first into everything I do. >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. >5. I work in a damp environment. >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. >7. I work in high temperatures. >8. My work exposes me to diseases. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Dear Penis, >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, >the management denies your request for the following reasons: >1. You do not work 8 hours straight. >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work >period. >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen Visiting >other locations. >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated >in order to start working. >6. Y

Penis Study !!
Subject: I FIND HIS TO BE VERY FUNNY Date: 11/14 17:39 PM Message: Subject: Penis Study... Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 18:37:46 -0700 THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the stud y, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET

Penis Poem
Penis Poem -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

Penis Tax
this made me laugh lol The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that... 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed... 13% of the time it is pissed off... 12% of the time it is hard up... and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 1, 2008, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"- 9" Pole Tax 6"-7" Privilege Tax 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

Penis Raise????
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You

The Penis Study
THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was To give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their Own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that The reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more Pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own Study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of Beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off And hitting himself in the forehead.

The Penis Wants A Raise
The Penis Wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. ------You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. ------You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. ------You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. ------You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. ------You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimul

Penis Tax
Have you noticed that the only thing the Government hasn't taxed is the penis? This is due to the fact that: 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off. 30% of the time it's hard up. 10% of the time it's in the hole. And on top of that it has two dependents and they’re both nuts. Well, I am sad to inform you that starting Jan. 2008 the government has decided to start taxing the Penis. And they will tax it according to size: 10 - 12 inches will pay a luxury tax. 8 - 9 inches will pay a pole tax 6 - 7 inches will pay a privilege tax. 4 - 5 inches will pay a nuisance tax. Under 4 inches will be eligible for a refund They request that you not ask for an extension. Males over 12 inches must file for a Capital Gains Tax.

Penis Euphemisms
# 100% all-beef thermometer 21st digit A Ace in the hole Acorn Andy Action Jackson Adam Halfpint Admiral Winky African black snake Afro man AIDS baster AIDS grenade, The Alabama blacksnake Albino cave dweller All-day sucker Anaconda Anal impaler Anal intruder Anal Spear Ankle spanker Apple-headed monster Ass blaster Ass pirate Ass wedge Astralgod Auger-headed gut wrench :: top B Ba-donk-a-donk Baby maker Baby's arm holding an apple Baby's arm in a boxing glove Bacon bazooker Bacon rod Badboy Bagpipe Bald Avenger, The Bald butler Bald-headed beauty Bald-headed giggle stick Bald-headed hermit Bald-headed Jesus Bald-headed yogurt slinger Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser Ball buddy Baloney pony Banana Bat and balls Battering ram Bayonet Bavarian Beefstick Bean stalk Beard splitter Bearded burglar Beastus maximus Beaver buster Beaver Cleav

Penis Spam
Penis Enlargement Spam I am thinking about creating an auto response to these spam emails about making my penis larger, and ask them how does one go about making it smaller?? Too many women are scared the first time they see the Anaconda…

Penis Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: Which one would be your tax bracket? 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

The Penis Study
The Penis Study The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

The Penis Wants A Raise.....lmao
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE* I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take init iative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to star

Penis Tax
Subject: Penis tax The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around Unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is Pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has Two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed According to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

Penis
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: - I do physical labor - I work at great depths - I plunge head first into everything I do - I do not get weekends off or public holidays - I work in a damp environment - I don't get paid overtime - I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation - I work in high temperatures - My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: - You do not work 8 hours straight - You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods - You do not always follow the orders of the management team - You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas - You do not take initiative - You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working - You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift - You don't alway

Penis Breath
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag

Penises
So I went on a trip to Ireland last year with my family and another family that we are friends with. It was a great trip, one of the best I've ever been on. I know I'm ending my sentences with prepositions!! Who cares!! So it seems like on that trip 'penis" was the theme for the week. My friend, lets call her Kate, and her husband, lets call him Big Guy, are very into sex. They practice ESO. Look it up. So for many, many months Kate has been telling me that her husband wants sex all the time, that sometimes she doesn't want it because her husband's penis it too big and it hurts. So I'm just a wee bit curious, but I don't ask. I never ask "the question." So we are in Ireland and we are going out one night to the pub of course, and we are walking to the town. And we pass these two ponies who are in a field that the kids are fascinated by. One is obviously a boy pony, more on that later. So as we are walking it so happens that Kate and I wind up walking to

Penises Continued..
Well this is a continuation of my last post so for reference purposes you might want to read that. I was thinking that it's true what they say about penis extenders. If you have a large penis, you will not feel the need to go out and buy a supersized vehicle, like a Hummer or Escalade. Know what my friend Big Guy has? A Mini Cooper!! :)

Penis Tax? Wtf...
2008 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effe ctive January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

Penis Names
1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 2. Gristle Missle 3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power 4. Bone-Her 5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls) 6. Granite Edifice 7. One-Eyed Fred 8. Dip Stick 9. Piss Pump 10. Meat Wrench 11. Nightcrawler 12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper 13. Love Pump 14. Richard and the Twins 15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel 16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken 17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey 18. Johnson 19. Trouser Snake 20. Tool 21. Thrill Drill 22. Sex Pistol 23. Pocket Rocket 24. One Hole Friction Whistle 25. The Pink Oboe 26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior 27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower 28. Trouser Trout 29. Vlad The Impaler

Penis Theft Panic Hits City...
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. ADVERTISEMENT Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur. Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure. "You just have to be accused o

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Penis Raise
The penis requested a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather

Penis.....
found this in the urban dictionary too Penis The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips. lol ...to funny

Pen In Hand
Pen in Hand by LateNiteFantasy© Only the pen knows the color of the ink The beauty of the words are thought owned by each reader To whom the pen writes for whom does the ink run Pens can have their way of things ink can make it fun The fool, the reader or the pen I say neither, then again I've inked a pen and so it goes the color of the ink don't show Read I may, but take no heart as to audition for a part Words are simply left about The pen's not one to point it out So read unto your own desire take and build yourself the fire Care not who the pen may ink it's all for you, if you so think

Penis Raise
i, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to possible contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss THE RESPONSE: Dear Mr. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shi

Penis Size And Female Genital Response
A 2005 study found only 55 percent of men were satisfied with their penis size, whereas 85 percent of women said they were "very satisfied" with the size of their partner's penis, and only six percent of women rated their partner as smaller than average.[20] In the same data set, 70 percent of women expressed dissatisfaction with their breasts, whereas the majority of men (56 percent) were satisfied with their partner's breasts and only 20 percent of men wished their partner had larger breasts.[21][22][23] A study published in BMC Women's Health, surveyed women's preferences concerning penis size and concluded that width rather than length is a more important factor of sexual stimulation.[24] Similar results were found in a cover story published in Psychology Today,[25][26] which surveyed 1,500 readers (about 2/3 women) about male body image. Many of the women were not particularly concerned with penis size and over 71 percent thought men overemphasized the importance of penis si

Penis Wants A Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. Yo

Penis Facts!
For those of you that are feeling insecure or unsure about your size :P~ I have googled this information and thought I should share it with you lol.... Average penis length (flaccid/not erect): from 3.4 inches to 3.7 inches (8.6 cm to 9.3 cm) Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches (12.9 cm to 14.5 cm) Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 inches to 3.9 inches (8.8 cm to 10 cm)

Penis Wants A Raise
The Day the P .Niss asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear P .Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shif

Penis
Okay, this should be a blast! Let's see how many people we can get to play. The name of the game is, "Penis" and that says it all. All you have to do is leave a comment. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with the word PENIS. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!! I'll start... Kim- The Truth About Cats and Penis (Dogs)

"penis" Game
Okay, this should be a blast unless your offended by the word. lol..Let's see how many people we can get to play. The name of the game is, "PENIS" and that says it all. All you have to do is copy this message into a new one... Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with the word PENIS! Pride&Penis--VirginKat Happy penis~~~~gottigirl The 40yr old penis~~m. Girls Just Wanna Have Penis~ Liz The Penis Diaries - Scott My Big Fat Greek Penis- Diana The Golden Penis--Connie An American Penis-D'Anne Journey to the center of the penis~Brandy 30 Days of Penis- Jeremy Love and Penis-Tiffany Lady & The Penis - Jeni 40 days 40 penis'- daniel j Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Penis- Jarrod K O, Penis, Where Art Thou? - Addison The Penis Wears Prada - Marshall Big trouble in little penis-Robyn Wizard of Penis- Tyler The Divine secrets of the Penis Sisterhood - Corey Night of the living penis ~ FaronHeight My Best Friends Penis---Tiffany P.

Penis Size
Procedure To test the notion of the possible importance of length vs. width and female sexual satisfaction, two male undergraduate college students - both popular athletes on campus - surveyed 50 female undergraduate college students, considered by the two males to be sexually active, based on the males' prior social experience and knowledge of the females. Subjects The female students ranged in age from 18 to 25 years old. In person or via telephone, the females were asked "In having sex, which feels better, length of penis or width of penis?" In half the cases, the word "width" was used before the word "length," but there were no order effects. There were also no effects for telephone vs. personal interview. All female participants answered the question, perhaps because they knew the student asking the question. Of the 50 females surveyed, 45 reported that width felt better, with only 5 reporting length felt better (chi square = 32.00, df = 1, p < .001). No females repo

Penis Envy?
Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder. A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?! Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

Penis Tax
The new penis tax. Don't Forget to Pay all of Your Taxes! April 15 is tax day in the US, so please read the following to make certain that you have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or your husband or boyfriend. The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that: * 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed * 20 % of the time it is pissed off, * 30 % of the time it is hard up * 10 % of the time it is in the hole. On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts! According to the income tax ammendment act 2001, your penis will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income Tax return Form 8 which states the following: * 10 to 12 inches ------ Luxury tax -------- $ 50.00 * 8 to 10 inches ------- Pole tax ------------ $ 45.00 * 5 to 8 inches -------- Privilege Tax ------ $ 40.00 * 3 to 5 inches -------- Standard Tax ------ $ 30.00 An

The Penis Asks For A Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.I work at great de pths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely,P. NissThe Response Dear Penis:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety

Penis Envy
Last night I had a dream, I was writing a blog about how i have penis envy, and i started to think about all the things men can do with their penises. Some of these things fascinate me for example, writing your name in the snow with your own urine... if I tempted to do that it would come out in a big spot. Also consider never having to hoover over a public toilet again, thus never having to wipe the toilet of the previous piss. Shaking and not wiping... damn you with your non removable penises. But then when i woke this morning and i thought about having my penis tucked into a box where i know it will not harm another person. It only has eyes for me and i make sure its always cleanly, I came to the conclusion that I can live with hovering over toilet seats and I can always find a way to write my name in the snow... Just my weird thoughts

Penises...
...what fascinating things. What great lengths (no pun int here) their owners would go to just stick them into some warm wet hole for about 15 min. Humiliation, bankruptcy, loss of power, etc. I would absolutely HATE to be a man. *Shudders at the thought It was hard enough for me to get laid being a female (had to resort to finding ppl in a yahoo member directory, and inviting them over to my friend's).

The Penis
~LOL~I, the penis, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:1) I do physical labor2) I work at great depths3) I plunge head first into everything I do4) I work weekends & holidays5) I work in damp environments6) I work in dark areas with poor ventilation7) I work in high temperatures8) .. and my work exposes me to diseaseDear penis, your request has been denied for the following reasons:1) You don't work eight hours straight2) You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period3) You don't stay in your designated work area, and are frequently found in other locations4) You don't take initiative and must be stimulated to start working5) You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift6) You are unable to work overtime or double shifts7) You sometimes leave your designated work are before completing the assigned task8) You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious bagsSincerely, Miss Snatch

The Penis.....
THE PENIS, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don't always observe necessary safety regulatio

Penises
Its amazing that men (on here as an example) would think that their meat sticks are in some way special and would attract women if showed off. Most penises are thefriggin SAME, and its is REALLY not an asset, like maybe a functioning brain or skilled hands. Unless you are hung like a newborn cuase of some weird ass birth defect, your trouser snake is JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE'S. Its a fuckin penis, for crying out loud, how special can it be? So unless its about to come out and do some crazy song and dance, and pay my mortgage in the end, its really not that awesome, and REALLY doesnt need to be shown off in every single NSFW folder. I have never looked at one and said "OMG, I would LOVE to ride this thing!". Its usually more of a "ok, shocka, he has a penis!" So it is quite pathetic when guys ask women to watch them jerk that jerky, cause, face it, its a fuckin lunch meat, not a steak dinner.

Penis Facts
Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Av Sperm li

Penis
Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Av Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from develo erage speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

The Penis Wants A Rise - Lol
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > > the following reasons: > > > > 1-------- I do physical labor. > > 2.------- I work at great depths. > > 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. > > 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > 5.--------I work in a damp environment. > > 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. > > 7.------- I work in high temperatures. > > 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. > > > > > > Reply: Dear Penis, > > > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, > > the management denies your request for the following reasons: > > > > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. > > 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH > > brief work period > > 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. > > 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen >visiting > > other locations. > > 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pres

The Penis Chronicles Pt 4
->wide4: have a niceday ->wide4: ok then wide4: nooooooooooooo ->wide4: so come on ->wide4: bigones ->wide4: i look like a woman and I have tits ->wide4: well wide4: bye i'm not gy i love woman ->wide4: Well i can purr like a cat if ya want me to...but I would really like to hear you squeal like a pig wide4: i l

Penis Pump
I had a customer today as me a question about the penis pump... well How can I answer that question... I know I will take a survey and find out How many men out there use a penis pump and what kind? and what do you think of it? does it prolong your abitlity to cum? does it make your cock bigger.. What is really the out come of the use of the penis pump... PLease dont be shy and share with me. Hell tell me all about it so I can have the exprience to tell others... and share please

Penis
I, the penis, request a pay raise due 2 following reasons: 1. I do physical labor.2. I work @ great depths.3. I plunge head first into everything i do.4. I work weekends & holidays.5. I work in a damp environment.6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.7. I work in high temperatures.8. & My work exposes me 2 disease.Dear penis,Ur request has been denied 4 the following reasons:1. U don't work 8 hrs straight.2. U work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.3. U don't stay in your designated area, & r frequently found in other locations.4. U don't take initiative & must be stimulated 2 start working.5. U leave your work place messy at the end of ur shift.6. U are unable 2 work overtime or double shifts.7. U sometimes leave ur designated work area b4 completing the assigned task.8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.Sincerly, Management

Penis Pants?
Yeah, you read that right. Looks like some designer thought it would be a good idea to make pants with a dick on the front. It's made out of cloth so it's not really all that "life like", but anyway...copy/paste the link and play the video. It's around the 57 second mark..or so says the article that goes with it. http://cocoperez.com/2010-02-19-introducing-the-penis-trousers The other "fashions" look like shit too. Do people really wear this stuff out?

A Penis, A Cucumber, A Pickle
A Penis, A Cucumber, and A Pickle where all sitting around talking about how thier lives suck. The Cucumber says "Ya'll think you have it rough, every time I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and put me in a salad.",,,The Pickle says "you think you have it rough, every time I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in a jar and pour spices and vinegar on me.",,,The Penis says "ya'll think you have it bad, every time I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a platic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall til I throw up on myself and pass out!"

Penis Butter Helly Time
Dear Ninja,I am about to embark on a trip to see Hellyion. I have a few reservations about leaving my baby behind but afer the last few comments from her. I am now petrified.She has been leaving these comments and statuses: a. she has informed me she will be meeting me at the airport dressed as a giant Penis.b. in her status the other day, she informed me that she would be locking me in her bedroom.c. she is a known sex addict.d. I am meeting her mom for tea!Help me Confused and sexually innocent! Dear Confused and sexually "innocent" A video camera is an absolute must. You also must convince her to sing a special version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song dressed in the penis suit. You will quickly become so youtube famous you will not even worry about meeting her mom. As for locking you in her room, come on, you know you can take her. Go for the knees if you have to. I hear when you get older, it takes longer to get up. If you have to charge, shoulder down and run throug

Penis Breath Lmao
Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you’ve got a job to do. So open up and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all. Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tonge. And feel the precum start to run. So when the fuck’s he gonna cum. Just when you can’t take anymore. Your hear your lover’s mighty roar. And when he hit’s that real high note. You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky, nasty stuff. Okay already, that’s enough. Let’s switch you say, before you gag. And what’s your revenge, your on your rag. Term B)

Penis Analogies
The Mighty Penis that can Sell! Commercialized PenisesThe Thins Penis: Cos it's not as thick as someThe Magnum Penis: Can you remember your first one?The Nicole Kidman Penis: To Die ForThe Minties Penis: It's moments like these you need...The Wrigley's Extra Penis: Flavour that lasts and lastsThe Canon Penis: Now you canThe St George Penis: You know where you standThe Saab Penis: Beyond the conventionalThe Sorbent Penis: Thicker and softerThe digital Penis: Whatever it takesThe Hyundai Penis: All day every dayThe Peugot Penis: Engineered to be enjoyedThe Pantene Penis: It won't happen overnight, but it will happen.The M&M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your handThe Flake Penis: It crumbles and melts in your mouthThe Hungry Jack's Penis: Ooh I love a whopperSpice Up Your Sex Life! fun kinky fetish toys OR Gotta have that flame-grilled beef...The Olympic Penis: ...and the winner is...The Twisties Penis: Life's never straight without...The CC's Penis: Can't say no...The Just Juice

Pening Nine, But Birdied F
MELBOURNE, Australia -- Adam Scott birdied five his final nine holes for a 5-under 67 and a one-stroke lead in the Australian Masters midway through the first round Thursday. Blue Tom Brady Jersey . Starting on the 10th hole, Scott was even after his opening nine, but birdied four in a row on the front at Kingston Heath and added another on the seventh hole. Peter OMalley was among four Australians tied for second, while 2010 U.S. Open champion Graeme McDowell of Northern Ireland, playing in the same group as Scott, shot 71. Defending champion Ian Poulter of England, who won the World Golf Championships HSBC Champions in Shenzhen two weeks ago, birdied two of his first three holes in his afternoon round. Authentic Rob Gronkowski Jersey . Mariner was an assistant coach for the Revolution from 2004 to 2009 before taking a coaching job Plymouth Argyle in England. He is now completely focused on the plight of Toronto FC -- a team that is still looking for its first win since he

Penis Research....
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do a study of their own. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Newfoundlanders, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. ;)

Penmanship.........
I fuckin swear...have any of you fu's ever used a damn pen in yer life?.....i see salutes from people...to people...that rival the penmanship of a damn kindergardener......fer fucks sake......if you cant manage to get the spelling right.....can you atleast make the shit look decent?....seriously.... now im sure people will talk shit....i dont really care....some of you may have decent penmanship.....but gotdamnit!!!,,,most of you fucks write like retarded lil chitrens.... maybe im biased......i love letters..and the many styles they come in.....and being able to manipultate them to fit a certain setting is real big with me....ive drawn letters on many different surfaces for along time...AND never..(well..maybe once...) came off toy as fuck....now im not saying i havnt thrown away alot of pieces of paper....but damn...if yer making something for someone.....try to make it look like you can spell and stay within the lines if need be.... fuckin fu-tards...

Pennys From Heaven !
Once a grandfather was walking with his grandson. the grandfather found a penny laying on the ground and he picked it up and smiled. The little boy then asked his grandpa why he picked up the penny and why did he smile when i he did it. The grandfather explained to the boy this is no penny.. its a very special penny. hows that the little boy replied. Well when u find a penny on the ground u pick it up because someone from heaven thought about u and wanted to let you know. The little boy then smiled and said oh now i understand. They walked a farther and the boy stopped for a moment picked up a penny and smiled at his grandfather. So the next time u find a penny pick it up and smile and say hi to someone u know in heaven they did for u

Penne With Artichokes And Shrimp
Penne con Gamberi e Carciofi~ This quick and easy pasta dish is delicious and would be great for a rushed mid-week family dinner, or for weekend entertaining. The only trick to making it sensational, is to not overcook the shrimp! :Serves 4 This easy pasta dish combines two of my favorite ingredients, artichokes and shrimp. I added some ripe cherry tomatoes, a pinch of red pepper flakes, and some chopped fresh parsley and mint. The only trick to making this dish sensational, is to be careful not to overcook the shrimp. If you were in a rush, you could use canned or frozen artichokes, although you would lose something in the flavor. You could also add other vegetables in as well if you chose to. 1 Pound Penne Pasta 4 Medium Artichokes, Cleaned, Choke Removed, Cut Into Quarters And Dropped In A Lemon Water Bath 1 Lemon 2 Large Cloves Garlic, Minced 1/4 Cup Good Quality Olive Oil 16 Large Shrimp, Peeled, Deveined And Cut Into 2 Or 3 Pieces 16 to 20 Ripe Cherry

Penne With Shrimp Or Kielbasa
Ingredients 3 cups broccoli florets 1/2 cup quality, extra virgin olive oil 1 red bell pepper, diced 1 medium sweet onion, finely diced 1-2 T dried oregano 1/4 cup red wine 2-3 cloves garlic, sliced 1/2 cup oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, chopped 1 tin whole flat anchovies, chopped 1 lb. med or large shrimp or cooked kielbasa sausage (cubed into small pieces) 1 lb pasta shapes, such as penne, rigatoni or med. shells, cooked al dente 2 T quality, aged balsamic vinegar 2 to 3 T red wine vinegar 10-15 fresh basil leaves, minced 1-2 sprigs fresh rosemary, needles striped from stem Freshly ground pepper Preparation: Cut broccoli into florets and blanch in boiling water for 4 or 5 minutes. Drain and plunge into ice water to stop the cooking. Transfer to large bowl, combining with pasta. Heat 1/4 cup of the olive oil in large skillet over med. heat. Add onions and saute until they release their juices, 5-6 minutes. Add garlic, tomatoes, anchovies and balsamic vineg

Penny
The Penny Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for Good Luck, but I love this version better: I found a penny today Just laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, This little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, That's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, They toss a penny down. Sometimes just to cheer you up, To make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny, When you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven, That an Angel's tossed to you. So now pass this on to the people who you care about and who you feel are Angels to you, I just did. An Angel is now watching over you.

Pennies From Heaven
You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house. The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live. The husband's employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so was enjoying herself immensely. As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband. He stopped suddenly, l

The Penn State Relays
THE PENN STATE RELAYS Place: Philadelphia, PA Date: April 26-28, 2007 Comments: The 2nd Super party Weekend showcased under another exciting world class track and field event on the east coast. Thousands more pack the streets, clubs of Philly for what has become the premier sporting event of the spring and summer for the east coast.

Penny Dreadful
....and dreadful it was. Ok, well it wasn't that bad, but...I really didn't care for it. The acting was fine, but the dialog was a bit irritating. I understand what the director was trying to convey, but it left me unsatisfied. I think the director was trying a bit too hard and didn't accomplish what I believe was trying to be done. The fact the main character had a phobia of cars and then ended up being trapped in one, was a good statement, but was lacking in making a point. I seen so many opportunities to improve on the content, but was helpless. The throw back to the classic 80's horror was cool, but left the audience wanting more. The film was just simply lacking...I can't even pin point what exactly it was lacking, but lacking it was. The storyline was focused, but then again all over the place. Just didn't flow at all. The film is ok to watch if there is simply nothing else on. But that's as far as I can go with it.

Penny For A Thought
Well, it's been a while since I actually sat down and just wrote. I've been going through alot of hard things in the last 6 months a smany of you may know. However, I feel it i snow time to express certain feelings that I have had bottled up for some time. I write these blogs fo r my own benefit/therapy as well as with the hopes that they may inspire the reader. We seem to become so trapped in our own little worlds and problems tha twe overlook the fact that many are going through similar ordeals. The path we traverse in this life is traveled by many. We are all here together trying desperately to forge ahead and carve an existance for ourselves. This being said, I must address the first issue I'd like to discuss. A misunderstanding of sorts. It would seem that many here think tht I am unapproachable. This is so far from the truth. No one is any better than anyone else. I will chat/talk to anyone. If you are on my friend's list then you are more than willing to talk to me anytime

Penny For A Thought ....pt. 2
As I promised.I am now continuing this blog. Consider it my weekly rants. I do not write these for pity..nor do I write them for personal recognition. I write them because I know that there are others who feel the same and do not express it. Others whom my blogs may help inthe most minute of ways. We are all more alike than we would admit. One thing that bothers me mostly with this site is the patetic amount of people who's self-esteem is so low that they have to use someone else's pics and pretend they are something that they truly are not. I thinkthis is absurd. If you are not in love with yourself enough to show yourself and be yourself......how can you expect anyone else to be? I talk to anyone on here despite appearances. I have no problem with that. I do, however, have a problem with liars and people who toy with other's emotions and hearts. I don't play games. I have no time for games. If you want to play games.....go to some kiddie site like Myspace. Do not try to appraoch

Pennywise Tribute To Real Friends(guitar Vid Blog)
Me jammin to Pennywise ~ Bro Hymn A classic punk song I dedicate to true friends. Thanx for being awesome!:D To our best friends, Present past and beyond Especially those that weren't with us too long Your life is the most precious thing that we could lose While you were here the fun was never ending Laugh a minute was only the beginning Jason & Matthew Thirsk this one's for you Ever get the feeling you can't go on Just remember whose side it is that you're on You've got friends with you till the end If you're ever in a tough situation We'll be there with no hesitation Brotherhood's our rule that cannot bend When you're feeling too close to the bottom You know who it is you can count on Someone will pick you up again We can conquer anything together All of us are bonded forever If you die I die that's the way it is

Pennies From Heaven
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for Good Luck, but I love this version better: I found a penny today Just laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down. Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny, when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven. that an Angel's tossed to you. an angel is now watching over you!

Penne With Artichokes And Shrimp
Penne con Gamberi e Carciofi~ This quick and easy pasta dish is delicious and would be great for a rushed mid-week family dinner, or for weekend entertaining. The only trick to making it sensational, is to not overcook the shrimp! :Serves 4This easy pasta dish combines two of my favorite ingredients, artichokes and shrimp. I added some ripe cherry tomatoes, a pinch of red pepper flakes, and some chopped fresh parsley and mint. The only trick to making this dish sensational, is to be careful not to overcook the shrimp. If you were in a rush, you could use canned or frozen artichokes, although you would lose something in the flavor. You could also add other vegetables in as well if you chose to. 1 Pound Penne Pasta 4 Medium Artichokes, Cleaned, Choke Removed, Cut Into Quarters And Dropped In A Lemon Water Bath 1 Lemon 2 Large Cloves Garlic, Minced 1/4 Cup Good Quality Olive Oil 16 Large Shrimp, Peeled, Deveined And Cut Into 2 Or 3 Pieces 16 to 20 Ripe Cherry T

Penny 4 Your Thoughts
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do

Penne With Zesty Italian Dressing
Penne With Zesty Italian Dressing POSTED: 2:50 pm EDT July 18, 2003 UPDATED: 5:58 am EDT July 3, 2007 Pasta is the only ingredient in this salad that requires cooking. The fresh vegetables are left raw and crunchy, making this dish an especially good choice for a hot summer day. Another plus: The salad can be prepared in advance for carefree summer entertaining. Serve this dish solo as a light lunch or as a dinnertime accompaniment to fish or chicken on the grill. 8 ounces penne (about 3 cups) Dressing ¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil ¼ cup white wine vinegar 1 tablespoon minced shallot 1 tablespoon minced fresh flat-leaf parsley 1 teaspoon minced fresh chives 1 teaspoon minced fresh oregano, or ¼ teaspoon dried oregano ½ teaspoon freshly ground pepper, or to taste ½ teaspoon salt, or to taste ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes, or to taste Dash of powdered mustard (see Tip) To complete the recipe 2 plum tomatoes, cut into ½-inch cubes 1 small cucumber,

Pennsylvania
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey." You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." "You guys" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women. You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Did you eat yet?) You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, New Tripoli, Tunkhannock, Punxsutawney, Tamaqua, Susquehanna, Allegheny, Mahantongo, Shenandoah and Monongahela. You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade. The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least one Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila." At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their wi

Pennies
You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house. The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live. The husband's employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so was enjoying herself immensely. As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband. He stopped suddenly, looki

Penne Pasta With Vodka Sauce
1/4 lb. diced pancetta (Italian bacon), do not substitute 1/4 c. butter 1/3 c. vodka 1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan cheese 1 lb. penne pasta 1 1/2 c. heavy cream 1 1/2 c. tomato sauce Melt the butter in a large frying pan. When the butter foams, add the diced pancetta. When the pancetta browns slightly (takes 2 to 3 minutes), add the vodka and stir. After the alcohol burns off, stir in the tomato sauce and cream (the alcohol only takes a minute or two to burn off). Stir continuously for 5 - 8 minutes. Place drained pasta into frying pan, add Parmesan cheese, and mix thoroughly for about 2 minutes. Serves 4 to 6.

Pennies
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's wha t my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you. So now pass this on to people you care about and who you feel are Angels to you. I just did. An Angel is now watching over you

Penny Lane
Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to know And all the people that come and go stop to say hello On the corner is a banker with a motor car the little children laugh at him behind his back And the banker never wears a "mac" in the pouring rain Very strange Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Wet beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back in Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen He likes to keep his fire engine clean It's clean machine Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Full of fish and finger pies in summer meanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim And then the fireman rushes in from the pouring rain very strange

A Penny
The Penny You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house. The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glim pse into how the very wealthy live. The husband's employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so she was enjoying herself immensely! As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband.

Penne Aruglula With Ham
Prep & Cooking Time: 35 min. Yield: 6 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounces 2 Tbsp romano cheese 1 tsp table salt 2 Tbsp olive oil 4 oz cooked ham (minced) 4 oz arugula (raw) 2 cups cooked penne pasta 2 Tbsp balsamic vinegar Directions: Cook penne pasta according to directions, drain and set aside 1. Dice ham and cook in a pan on medium heat with about 1 tsp olive oil for 10 minues or until edges are dark brown and crispy 2. In a large bowl, add cooked pasta, ham, arugula, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and romano cheese 3. Toss until well mixed. Ready to serve Nutrition Facts Per 3.000 ounces Total Calories: 156 Carbohydrates: 14.32 g Total Fat: 8.12 g Protein: 6.04 g Sat Fat: 2.36 g Fiber: 0.61 g Cholesterol: 15 mg Sodium: 622 mg Diabetic exchange: Starch: 1.000 Meat: 0.500 Fat: 0.500 Vegetable: 0.500

Penn State Wins Big Mich Chokes Lol
college football season has started and already a top 5 falls to some sorry ass no name appalacian st a div 2 school now div 1.oh well penn state started off great by sinking fla.internation only 59-0.

Pennsylvania Vs California
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Pennsylvania came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (leg

Pennsylvania-9/11/01
For those of you who never knew this too shall not pass. We owe to you our gratitude for the things we still grasp. Our freedom rings, Through songs we sing. Our hearts they overflow. The pain you endure for this I am sure. For those of you who never knew I owe my precious gifts. For the choices you made you surely have saved my life instead of you... -I wrote this on 9/12/02 after watching a Father of three interviewed about working at the Pentagon on 9/11/01

Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken Stew
This is a hearty stew that makes a fabulous meal in the winter time! Make a whole pot and it'll feed your family for a week. With potatoes, squash, carrots, onions and corn, you'll be full for a while! Ingredients 2 10 3/4 cans reduced-fat condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted 2 C. 1/2-inch diced Yukon Gold potatoes 2 C. 1/2-inch diced peeled butternut squash 2 C. 1/2-inch thin thick sliced carrots 1 1/2 C. frozen, small white onions 1 C. frozen corn 2 ribs celery, chopped 2 Tbs. snipped fresh dill 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. freshly ground pepper 6 skinless chicken thighs, trimmed of visible fat 3 Tbs. all-purpose flour 1/4 C. water 3 Tbs. fat-free sour cream 1 C. frozen baby peas, thawed Directions Freshly cooked and drained egg noodles. In a 4 or 5 quart slow cooker, combine soup, potatoes, squash, carrots, onions, corn, celery, dill salt and pepper. Put thighs on top, bone side up. Cover and cook on low heat setting for 6-7 hours until chicken and vegetables a

Penn State Football
man did the lions suck today giving up their first definsive touchdowns of the yr even though they won it should have been worse than 45-24.they r now 3-0 ranked 12th in the nation but one top ten has lost today already.next wk big ten season starts vs michigan won finally beat a team worse than them notre damn irish heheheheh. GO PENN STATE.

Penne Alfredo
Penne Alfredo Skip the prepackaged supermarket versions of Alfredo sauce. This is rich, smooth, flavorful... and quick. Be sure to use the optional parsley garnish -- it makes for a lovely presentation. Credit: The Lipton Kitchens Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Spread * 1 clove garlic, finely chopped * 1 cup (1/2 pint) whipping or heavy cream * 8 ounces penne or bow tie pasta, cooked and drained * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions: In a 12-inch nonstick skillet, melt I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Spread over medium-high heat and cook garlic 30 seconds. Add cream and bring just to a boil. Stir in hot penne, cheese and, if desired, salt and pepper to taste; heat through. Serve, if desired, with additional grated Parmesan cheese and garnish with chopped fresh parsley.

Pennsylvania "dutch" (german) Riddles
PA "Dutch" (German) Riddles (These people are called the plain and fancy people. They live their lives without electricity, cars, or modern dress. They are very religious, and can be seen on the backroads of eastern Pennsylvania every Sunday in their horse drawn carriages to and from church.) Was is glenner as en Loch? (What is smaller than a hole?) Der zaoppe wa neigeht. (The stopper or plug that fills it.) Ferwas duhne die Sei greische? (Why do pigs squeal?) Weil sie net peife kenne. (Because they can’t whistle.) Ferwas is der aerscht Mann uff de Leeder gegraddelt? (Why did the first man climb up a ladder?) Fer in de Heh kumme. (To get on top of something.) Was is nix we Kopp un Schwanz? (What is nothing but head and tail?) En Naggel. (a nail) Mer dutt’s net kocha, mer yaust ken Peffer un Salz, ken Zucker un Schmalz un es schmackt ennihau gut? (One does not cook it, one does not add pepper or salt, sugar or lard, and still it tates good?) En Boss. (a kiss) Es

Pennsylvania
USS Pennsylvania BB-38, (1916-1948) USS Pennsylvania, lead ship of a class of two 31,400-ton battleships, was built at Newport News, Virginia. Commissioned in June 1916, she served as the Atlantic Fleet's flagship into the early "Twenties". Though her operations during this time were primarily off the U.S. east coast and in the Caribbean area, Pennsylvania briefly cruised to France in December 1918. Transiting the Panama Canal to the Pacific early in 1921, she became flagship of the newly-organized Battle Fleet. During the next eight years, she led the Navy's battleships in maneuvers in the Atlantic, Caribbean and in the Pacific, including a cruise to Australia and New Zealand in mid-1925. From June 1929 to May 1931, Pennsylvania received an extensive modernization at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, Pennsylvania. She emerged with new "tripod" masts, improved combat systems, and an enlarged armored conning tower to better support her mission as fleet flagship. Through the following de

Pennies From Heaven
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you

Penny Snickerdoodles
Turn up the Christmas carols, make a batch of these coin-size cinnamon-sugar cookies and the holiday season will officially begin. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 tsp. cream of tartar 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1/8 tsp. salt 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened 3/4 cup plus 2 tbsp. sugar 1 large egg 2 tsp. cinnamon 1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. In a medium-sized bowl, sift the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda and salt. 2. In a large bowl, cream the butter and 3/4 cup of sugar. Beat in the egg. Slowly stir in the dry ingredients until thoroughly mixed. 3. Pinch off small pieces of dough and roll into marble-size balls (a fun job for kids). On a plate or in a shallow bowl, make the cinnamon-sugar mixture. Roll the ball in the mixture and place on an ungreased cookie sheet 2 inches apart. Flatten with the bottom of a glass. 4. Bake for 6 to 10 minutes, or until the edges lightly brown. Transfer the cookies to a cooling rack. When they're thoro

“the Penny King” Joins Cindy Sheehan - Peace Activists Planning Pro-peace Protest At New Year's Rose Parade
“The Penny King” Joins Cindy Sheehan - Peace Activists Planning Pro-Peace Protest at New Year's Rose Parade By Alex S. Gabor Congressman Ron Paul invited along with other global dignitaries to an International Pennies for Peace Concert sponsored by the Infinite Freedom Foundation, Penny King Productions, the successors and assigns of Penny King Holdings Inc., Penny King Holdings Corp, the International Penny Appreciation Fund and other celebrated anonymous sponsors. Local, National and International Pro-Peace American, Canadian and Hungarian citizens will stage non-violent protests and demonstrations throughout the Rose Parade in Pasadena, California, on Tuesday, January First, 2008 (01/01/08), New Year's Day! “The Penny King” will be there supporting Cindy Sheehan and the Camp Casey Peace Institute. His decree throughout the lands of the earth that “The Penny King” calls upon all within traveling distance to Pasadena to “bring their pennies”, for on that first day of 200

Penny's
Why is it that when people go to a Hotel or Motel , an leave a penny or maybe a few like 4 cents they think its WHAT? well as being the one of whom cleans rms like that it just is not nice, so next time u want to leave a tip for the lady whom will clean up after you, no matter what the rm looks like________ is a mess or not think b4 u leave a penny of such , for she counts on them tips at times to make it through the wk , or just DON'T leave one at all , to fined no tip is better than to find what a penny is left in aplace,,,, thanx f rom the HOUSEKEEPING >>>> MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS U PENNY GIVER'S

Penny Bar
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "Four cents," he replies. "Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

Penny Postcards
This is great! You'll want to forward it & then keep it for your files. Be sure to click on your county. What did your town look like, according to Penny Postcards. Check out your old stomping grounds during the times of the penny postcard. Click on the state and then on the county to see old penny postcards from that area.....pretty neat. Click on the post card to enlarge them. COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK: http://www.rootsweb.com/~usgenweb/special/ppcs/ppcs.html

Penning
Each and every time I pick up my pen thoughts flow to places I have never been my thoughts through my pen can go anywhere as I can go here and I can go there. The ink flowing from my pen to words I create and when I am done there is no debate there are many who actually await for the next set of words I will create. My talent is created in the form of words they will touch both your ears and your heart so if you want to enjoy and feel my words you must open and let them into your heart. So please encourage me to pick up my pen and I will take you to wonderful places again hopefully my words will touch your heart and with that thought, Now I Must Part...

Pennsylvania
Yeah its not as fucking great as the blood hound gang tries to make it out to be in their song name after this "wondeful" common wealth. thats right their not even a fucking state their a common wealth you know what we call things that don't make sense any more? we call them pennsylvania because at least then it has some use it can really mean something. the only good that ever came from pa were a few good friends, a husband to be and wawa. and you know what i can take the husband with me when i get the fuck back outta here and the friends will still be my friends thats what visiting is all about. the only thing i can't take with me is wawa and at this point i'm ok with that because i've had enough of this state. 20 years was bad enough growing up but now after being away for a few months i'm back for at least another month because of an emergency in the family and thats fine but really you would think distance would make the heart grow founder but really all it shows you is was a tick

Penne Pasta With Spinach And Bacon
PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 25 Min SERVINGS & SCALING Original recipe yield: 4 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 (12 ounce) package penne pasta * 2 tablespoons olive oil, divided * 6 slices bacon, chopped * 2 tablespoons minced garlic * 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes * 1 bunch fresh spinach, rinsed and torn into bite-size pieces DIRECTIONS 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add the penne pasta, and cook until tender, 8 to 10 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Place bacon in the skillet, and cook until browned and crisp. Add garlic, and cook for about 1 minute. Stir in the tomatoes, and cook until heated through. 3. Place the spinach into a colander, and drain the hot pasta over it so it is wilted. Transfer to a large serving bowl, and toss with the remaining olive oil, and the bacon and tomato mixture.

Pennsylvania
• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. • A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. • All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. • Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. • Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. • Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. • By law, "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport, Pa. Now, no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else. • Carlisle: In the middle of to

A Penny For Your Love....
Again, written years ago.... A Diamond wrapped in the petals of a rose; A pebble entwined in weeds. A box filled full of wonderful things; A box of emptiness. A band of gold; A wreath of grass. The Glass Slippers; Shoes with holes. A warm kiss on the lips; A Cold slap on the face. A warm bed with blankets; A cold floor with puddles. A caring embrace and caress; The cold grips of chains. It hurts when you give love and get nothing in return....

Penned For Love
Penned for Love by LateNiteFantasy© I'd pen you my companion A spine, support and core If that is all you'd give to me I couldn't ask for more I'd pen you as an angel Celestial and free But innocent and holy you would never want to be I'd pen upon your beauty My muse of golden eyes But words are small and ugly, so words would tell you lies I'd pen you as a lover A firey carnal bliss But how to pen your touch, your breath, the echo of your kiss? I'd pen you as a mother To give and hold and care You know as well as I do, it's a legacy to share So I pen you into marriage I pen you as my wife And pray to pen and heaven that I'm worthy of that life.

Penne With Basil And Mozzarella
1/2 lb. Penne Pasta 2 oz. Grated Mozzarella Cheese 1 oz. Grated Parmesan Cheese 2 Tbsp. Butter 2 Tbsp. Olive Oil 1/4 Cup Fresh Basil Leaves, Chopped Cook Penne Pasta as directed on package. Drain and return to pot. Add the Grated Mozzarella and Parmesan Cheeses, Butter, Olive Oil and Salt and Pepper to taste. Then toss over low heat until Mozzarella starts to melt. Sprinkle with Basil.

Penne Pasta With Red Peppers And Basil
1/2 Lb. Penne Pasta 2 Red Peppers, Thinly Sliced. 2 Tbs. Olive Oil 4 Tbsp. Fresh Basil, Chopped Cook Penne Pasta as directed on package. Saute Red Peppers in Olive Oil until tender, but still a little crisp. Place in serving dish. Toss in drained Penne Pasta and Basil. Variation: Use 1 Red Pepper and 1/2 Yellow Pepper and 1/2 Green Pepper for a colorful presentation.

*penny For The Thoughts*
i just kinda realized that people like me, who does no harm in anyway to others, is loving, kind, giving...deserve the best most amazing kind of love...kind of heart, life, and happiness...just don't get it. and it's those who take for granted everything they have, and could only half ass care about what they have...those are the people that get it all. idk...I guess...I just want that amazing fairytale happy ending and I'm tired of being okay watching everyone else get it. I know I've screwed up good things before. But at the same time I screwed up because of lack of effort...I half ass cared. Those are past lessons learned for life. But now...especially now...I'm not out looking for it, because that's when things don't just "happen" correctly. So it's not like I chase after someone...but I do show interest because I don't believe in playing games such as acting like I'm not. I can't just "settle" for what's out there, because to me, that's not being honest with myself. Idk...just so

Pennies From Heaven
My father died in July of 1999. I was living in Tennessee at the time, and got THE call from my brother. He only calls me when there's bad news. I boarded my flight and headed back to the Bay Area to assist in the arranging of burying my father. Now, my family is the poster family for dysfunctional. Before I even thought of getting on that flight, I was at my doctors office getting some mothers little helpers for this gathering I was so not looking forward to. Thank God for Xanex. So, there I am with my brother, having an extremely difficult time with this. Issues between us are surfacing, without my permission I might add, and getting through this ordeal is even harder than I expected! Even with the wonder drug in my hot little hands! So within minutes after the funeral, I am back on the plane, heading home. He and I arranged to have my fathers ashes divided into three parts. One for him, one for me, and the last for the urn to be placed in the niche we chose for him a

Pennsylvania Eyes In California Skies!
As she drives down the road She looks curiously in the rearview mirror She sees soccer mom left overs in the back She hears a sippy cup rolling around in the back seat A plane passes by, How she feels the need for clouds in her face The rush of speed of liftoff, the freedom of being closer to God beneath her wings The sensation of a hard banked turned escaping mountain tops She looks to her left and sees the waves crashing in the ocean She thinks back to her days in lakes rushing over waves She's reminded of that little girl and young woman full of joy and happiness Her cell recieves a text, You need to Pick up the kids, I'm running late Another message comes in "Don't forget we are taking my freinds to big bear" Can you watch the kids as I go skiing? Where did her life go? How did it get this way? A woman full of so much inner beauty That only shines through her outter beauty She think of her earlier years of being in control Knowing the limitations Conquering

Pennies From Heaven
For no particular reason, I have started leaving a penny on the hand rail in the elevator at work. It started when I had a couple in my pocket after lunch, now its a goal to leave one on each elevator every day.

Pennybuilder - Free £10 For The 1st 100 Who Register!
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that my new shopping web site called Pennybuilder is now online and I am inviting you to join. Pennybuilder is a cashback web site that pays you to shop. If like me, you purchase stuff online, come to Pennybuilder first so that you get money back before you buy anything. New retailers are being added daily and there are some fantastic discounts and even a daily cashback page. To promote Pennybuilder I am offering to put £10 into your account for the first 100 people who sign up! www.pennybuilder.co.uk See you there AL x

Penny For My Thoughts
I found a Lucky Penny so I threw it in the fountain & made a silly wish Knowing that hopeful wishing wouldn't make my dreams come true I'm the queen of perpetual setbacks Noone knows them better than me hoping for the best yet always facing catastrophe It's a shame that I can no longer experience disappointment as I no longer have any expectations of you Some may view this reality as bitter or bleek but i truly feel as though my perspective is in check Knowing that nothing ever "goes according to plan" yet though it doesn't go my way, guaranteed that it'll eventually have to turn around and come my way...one day Especially After years of throwing away lucky pennies, Interest is way past due & I'm ready 2 collect

Penn Writre
His journey through life stopped too soon A loving caring friend lost in an instant He will surely be missed as he watches from on high Ever loving those in his heart Forever memorized by those closest The light in his eyes The way he laughed and lit up the room His heart forever large enveloping those around This is a sad week in the mountains We have lost a great man and loving friend My Thoughts and heart go out to 10asea and all his friends and loved ones... In Memorial of Penn Writre aka Big Ed

Penny Flame Spreads Her Legs Wide
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Pennies Are The Worst
Pennies are not just the worst thing to get when you go trick-or-treating, They're the worst thing to have in your car, on your desk, and even in your pocket. This is because pennies are absolutely f*cking worthless. You can't buy anything for a penny. Some people might say, "oh, but pennies are like zombies: one or two of them are insignificant, but if you save up until you have hundreds or thousands, then they're a force to be reckoned with!" To those people I say, "Bullshit". I saved every penny that I ever came into contact with for the first 12 years of my life, and when I finally rolled all those pennies up and took them to the bank, I got about $7 from it. According to that math, saving pennies for your entire life will pay about 6.25 cents per day. That's less than sweatshop wages. Anyway, the people who give pennies to trick-or-treaters are assholes. They're always people who are so ancient and decrepid that they say shit like, "I remember when you could go down to the

Penny For Your Thoughts
the following is a cluster fuck of my thoughts if you are offended i'm not sorry. i'm entitled to my own thoughts and opinions if you dont like them dont read them.. thank you please pull through. I'm so sick of seein the whinin and cryin in my bartab from people beggin people to help them... askin for help is one thing, but actin like a child when you dont get it is rediculous. if you want points do it yourself.. you have the same ability to go out and rate other people as they do you. funny how that works.. you want a bling.. buy it yourself.. simple really .. and to think people used to have to work to get points on here. before there were blings and all this other shit to give you points rating and commentin were the main source and we got by just fine. took us a lil longer but we actually earned our lvls. offering NSFW for blings and whatever. you should be ashamed of your selves. a bling is a picture of something .. is there really reason to paste your naughty bits all over the

Penny Gets Punished
I am standing alone in this damp dark and very cold cellar. It’s creepy. There are cobwebs and all sorts of things I can’t identify. I am frightened – yet at the same time I am so turned on my pussy juices are moistening the small cotton patch of my panties. I am in a bent-over position, my right wrist cuffed to my right ankle and my left wrist cuffed to my left ankle. I am wearing my tall heels, my leather collar and my new satin pink G-string with lace trim. My long brown hair is hanging over my face and touching the cool floor tiles. I am waiting for Master to punish me. I know I deserve it. It all began this morning when Master gave me very specific instructions: Go to the shop and buy a new pair of panties. Then, come home and take a picture of it and send it to me. Then, play with yourself and cum. It sounded simple enough. But sometimes, things just happen that are out of your control. I went to the lingerie shop and browsed through the rows of

Pennies, Quarters, & Super Glue
FUBAR STREET TEAM MISSION #1 This one is funny and easy to do. I would like to see some video clips and photos of this. Materials 1. Quarter and Penny or Nickel 2. Sharpie pen 3. Crazy Glue 4. Camera or video camera Directions 1. Write fubar on the quarter and .com on the nickel or penny. 2. Plan out where you can super glue these suckers down in a public place where people will try and pick them up. 3. Get video footage and photos 4. Leave your mark and come back from time to time and have a laugh.DISCLAIMER: Do this at your own risk. Get photos and video :)

A Penny For Your Thought
So,since I started seriously getting into my writing in 2007,I have wanted to publish my poems. Whether it be online,or a book,or a combo of both. I know of a book site that I could publish a book through,and I'd pay next to nothing. Only problem with that is,I need to learn how to format it into the type of document they want it in. AND,would anyone really buy my book? It would only be available online,but good thing about that is,it's made by order. And,word of mouth,I could really sell a lot. Which,is not my goal,but if I want to make this something to do,and serious,it would certainly help. Also,I have had a few people recently tell me I need to be more aggressive in my writing. Change it up. I'm always open to new suggestions,and I admit,my writing tends to take the same road many times. But my writing is never about ONE person more than once. Each poem is a different story of MY life. I don't write to appeal,I don't spit out poems left and right to please people. It's my therapy.

Penn State Officials To Stand Trial In Abuse Case
District Judge William Wenner decided there was enough evidence against former Penn State athletic director Tim Curley and finance official Gary Schultz that they should be brought to trial. The ruling capped a court hearing where a key witness, Mike McQueary, testified in public for the first time that he saw Sandusky in a sex act with a 10-year-old boy in 2002.The explosive allegations against Sandusky have shocked the university and the college-sports world,canada goose outlet and focused national attention on the serious problem of child sex abuse. The story told by McQueary, a graduate assistant in the university's football program at the time, is key to the case against the two Penn State officials and Sandusky.This is because McQueary testified that he personally witnessed the abuse and then told his boss, former head coach Joe Paterno, who in turn told Curley. Even though McQueary's account was passed up the line of authority at Penn State, no one told police and Sandusky's all

Penny Matrix
JAMAICAN HISTORY I 1494-1692COLUMBUS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF PORT ROYAL The recorded history of Jamaica may be roughly divided into six periods: The first period may be said to date from Columbus’ arrival in the island in 1494 to the destruction of Port Royal in 1692. This covers nearly 200 years. But very little is known about the days when the Spaniards were masters of Jamaica. On the other hand, a good deal is known about the first fifty years of Jamaica as a British colony. The second period of our history extends from.the destruction of Port Royal to the abolition of the slave trade in 1807. During this time Jamaica flourished as an agricultural colony and became very rich. It reached the height of its prosperity just before the slave trade was abolished; that is, just before the British Government decided that no more slaves were to be brought from Africa and sold as private property The third

Pen Pals Needed By Email
WHO WOULD LIKE TO WRITE RO US? IF U WOULD LIKE TO WE ARE GOING TO LET U EMAIL US AT semperfi_the_all_american_team AND U CAN SEND US NE THING YOU CARE TO LETTERS, PICTURES, POEMS, WHAT EVER U WANT, WE REALLY WANNA HERE FROM U IT IS EASIER HERE THEN THROGH SNAIL MAIL. HOPE U ALL WOULD PLEASE LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT OET SITE CANT WAIT TO HERE FROM U ALL. THANKS AGAIN UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES_

Pensos Quid Causat Scritio Per Auto-observato Resultae Doneo.
It's one thing to be as One is, quite another to realise the fortune One has. Those who know Me will see the reference made as perfectly comprehensible, those who don't yet know Me will eventually find a way to find out (hehe). It is often true in life that One has the unexpected occur, only to realise the benefit that it in turn brings. Recently, I had the great fortune to meet again one who, long held Dear, had none the less been absent for a couple of years or more. Needless to say it was a happy reunion, and that alone would have made matters enjoyable, but more was to come. The Closeness had never wavered in all that time and so yet again I've been smiled-upon, as I truly feel she and I have both been. Then again,I have to confess that I regard Myself as being extremely lucky in the relationships I have. In each case I've found much happiness, and far more warmth than I would ever have believed or foreseen. Guess it just goes to show : Believe in friends and Loved-ones,

Pensas, Ob Historica, De Mythos, Ob Hominis.
It Occurred that I hadn't said elsewhere that the History we're often told is Not the history that actually happened. Viz: the events we're told of are only one side of the tale, and the other only becomes known to us in later years. A Good example of this is the tale of Le Quesnoy, a little French village saved by New Zealanders in World War One. So impressed by the actions of the NZ Troops twenty years earlier, the German Commandant of the Town permitted the daily ceremony of Remembrance to continue, essentially unbroken, throughout WW2, until the Allies captured the town in late 1944. ___________________________________________________ Of unspoken History, and why humans don't recall. Men -- humans -- make history and relate it, ultimately at the behest of God(s) we barely have the strength to believe in, or memory of. Nor yet should it be thought that humans actually remember..... they don't, and never have. THAT is the function of the Immortals, the Vampyri, the Winged

Pens Get A Steal In The Draft
PITTSBURGH (AP) - The Pittsburgh Penguins supposedly couldn't get a possible impact player, not in this draft. Not drafting No. 20, a pick so low it usually yields a prospect who requires years of development. So why was first-rounder Angelo Esposito talking Tuesday of possibly playing this season with these Penguins, who already have some of the NHL's best young scoring talent in Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Jordan Staal? The Penguins, bad enough for so many years to get a run of early and exceptional draft picks, perhaps got a little bit lucky this time when Esposito fell to them. Esposito, who led his Quebec Remparts junior team to the Memorial Cup championship at age 17 in 2006, was the top-rated North American prospect by the NHL's scouting bureau as late as February. Going into the draft, he was No. 8. But as the draft unfolded Friday night, Esposito became one of those players who keeps falling and falling, for no apparent reason - much like Brady Quinn in this NFL

Pens Sign Lease To New Arena.
Thursday, September 20, 2007 Penguins sign lease for new $290 million stadium Associated Press PITTSBURGH -- The Pittsburgh Penguins signed a lease Thursday, committing the NHL team to its yet-to-be built $290 million arena until 2040. The lease terms were in accordance with a March memorandum between the team and government officials, Gov. Ed Rendell said Thursday. The city-Allegheny County Sports and Exhibition Authority committed Wednesday to construction financing, and the deal should close in the first week of October, Rendell said. The Penguins expect to open the arena in the 2010-11 season. "This financing will provide the funds the arena needed," the governor said. "These actions, plus the action of the Legislature last July in approving the state's gaming and economic development fund, assures that the funding is in place and that we are going to be playing hockey in Pittsburgh for the next 25 years." Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato called the arr

Pensive
It's alright, go to sleep we all make promises we dont keep lay down, close your eyes try to hide in your bed of lies slip in tight, hold yourself put your heart on the shelf break down, watch your dreams fall apart at the seams Do you love me, do you care or am I just a dream out there?

Pensionista Decora Casa Para O Natal Todo Ano Há Mais De 5 Décadas
Ainda faltam mais de 40 dias para o Natal, mas na casa de dona Maria Célia Oliveira, em Carmo de Minas (MG), o clima já é de festa. Ela tem 80 anos e há 57 não deixa de enfeitar nenhum cômodo da casa. Papai Noel, boneco de neve, árvores, presépios, tem de tudo pelo lugar. Segundo a pensionista, ela tem cerca de três mil enfeites para natal. É tanta coisa, que não dá pra ficar tudo no mesmo cômodo. Nesta época do ano, quando vai se aproximando o dia 25 de dezembro, fica tudo espalhado pela casa. Um grupo de amigos e amigas já começou a ajudar na decoração da sala. “A gente gosta de fazer companhia pra ela, e ajudar a fazer esse Natal tão bonito”, conta a costureira Maria Aparecida Silva. Além disso, toda a motivação desta data tão especial, ela encontra na família. “Meu marido também gostava muito, me ajudava e me dava presentes. Se via um Papai Noel bonito, comprava pra mim”, lembra dona Maria Célia.

Pensée Sur Le Shopping De Vos Robes De Mariage
Si oui, alors vous devez avoir pensé à faire du shopping de vos tenue de mariage sur mesure. robes de mariage sont beaucoup plus important car il améliore votre apparence et vous aide à attirer l'attention des peuples. C'est très stressant de choisir quelqu'un parmi différents types de robes , parce que les robes de mariage ont un marché énorme maintenant quelques jours. robes de mariage sont très populaires dans tous les pays , différents pays y at-il tradition différente et si il ya différentes robes de mariée pour la mariée et palefreniers . toutes les personnes dans le discours de fête de mariage sur les robes de mariée de la mariée et les mariés , elle doit être spécial. Bonne robes de mariage de jeune mariée et agit comme une cerise sur le gâteau. Pour les gens tout autour de la robe de mariée globe sont importants, que le mariage est une expression importante de la vie si tout le monde veut bien paraître le jour du mariage. Attention de tous les gens qui viennent à

Pentagon Solutions
Dakota Tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. A recently declassified Pentagon document indicates that people in the Pentagon try other strategies. Specifically there are 23 separate and distinct strategies that people in the Pentagon try when they discover they are riding a dead horse: 1. Buy a stronger whip. 2. Change riders. 3. Say things like, "This is the way we've always ridden this horse." 4. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride their dead horses. 5. Increase the standards to ride dead horses. 6. Appoint a Tiger Team to revive the dead horse. 7. Create a training session to increase riding ability. 8. Pass legislation that declares, " The horse is not dead." 9. Harness several Dead Horses together for increased speed. 10. Declare with a policy directive and operating instruction that no dead horse is too dead to beat. 11. Do a cost analysis to determine if co

Pen Thoughts
i sit here an write my thoughts flow i sit an write my emotions pour onto the page writing things i never could say putting down my sincere thoughts hoping one day you find this note saying in simple terms Baby i love you completely

The Pentagon
as found on: http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/pentagon/ Pentagon There's a Really Good Reason why the headquarters for the most powerful military force in the world is shaped like an occult Masonic symbol. No, really! You see, the shape of the building makes for an incredibly efficient space. According to the United States Department of Defense, the building's current tenant, you can walk from any one point in the Pentagon to any other point in seven minutes or less. Which is a really interesting statistic, especially delivered in a vacuum. How long does it take to get from any point in the Sears Tower to any other point, for instance? Does anyone know? I thought not. Granted, you need an elevator to do it, but still. If pentagonal shapes are the most efficient in the world, why aren't there pentagons on every corner? No, no, I'm afraid a world-shattering Occult-Masonic-Demonic Conspiracy is the only explanation that holds up to the cold, harsh scrunity of the unwav

Pentagon Murders On 9/11
Case solved. America's criminal ruling elite is responsible for the war-instigating mass-murders of 11 September, 2001. The proof is in the Pentagon attack. As you will see here, the Pentagon's security camera video sequence is "SMOKING-GUN" EVIDENCE, establishing the September 11 mass-murder as an "INSIDE-JOB," a frameup conspiracy devised to involve the U.S. in a war for monopoly Control of oil, for war munitions and war-debt profiteering, for greater centralization of Federal power over our lives, and for the continuation of Afganistani "Northern Alliance" druglords' opium shipments over the Silk Road to China to boost world HEROIN PRODUCTION thereby increasing the flow of drug revenues that are laundered into the big New York and City of London investment banks for investment in "global plantation" penny-labor super factories in the "People's" Republic of Chinese Triad Princelings. Open attachment or find the attack frames at these sites: animation sequencing http://www.a

Pentagram And The Pentacle
Pentagram/Pentacle A primary symbol of Wicca. Represents the four elements and the fifth element of Spirit, or Mind, through which humanity transcends the four elements. Usually depicted as a continuously drawn five-pointed star within a circle, usually refered to as a pentacle ,although sometimes it is not enclosed within a circle. When it is not enclose it is usually refered to as a pentagram. A Wiccan altar usually includes a pentagram as a central tool, and pentagrams are often drawn in the air during acts of evocation, invocation, and banishing. These usually are drawn with a finger/hand, Athame, or wand. Water Represents love, emotion, intuition, womb, fertility, cleansing, sorrow, purification, menstruation, bodies of water. Fire Represents creativity, energy, will, passion, psychic abilities, sun, blood, healing, destruction. Earth Represents growth, nature, sustenance, prosperity, money, manifestation, materialization, body, death, plants, caverns, fields.. Air

Pent Up
Uphill battle, travel towards salvation Becoming again a Zac-in-the-box Consequence of taking stock Socks so far from rocked Manipulate my crank; I’m getting so fucking hot My lips are so fucking red; it is time to get off Get the fuck off it Are you deaf? Can’t you hear the silence? Breaking the silence breaks my fucking back When I would love to break my back on your damp Snap my neck in someone’s attack Put me on my back Go ahead take the chance Dance with me a slutty dance of whores and tramps Happily sling my own ass Just for a fucking taste It’s practically on my tongue Let me wrap my tongue around you Feel the muscle constrict you and dip in you I’m not pulling Can you feel me push? Can you feel me press against your wet? Close your eyes while I bury my face Damnit I’m teasing myself with thoughts right now I’m gonna stop

Pentacle Song
"The Symbol" Song - Pentacle Song The VA refuses to allow a pentacle to be placed on the gravestone of Sgt. Patrick Stewart - a Wiccan soldier killed in Afganistan. This song is a dedication to him and all others who are still denied their rights because of their Wiccan beliefs.

Pen Twirling - How Did They Do That???
When visiting my daughter and her hubby, my son-in-law all the sudden started twirling his pen on top of his thumb. I hadn't ever seen anyone do that before. I can twirl one in between my fingers... but, I have never tried it on top of my thumb. Can you do it??? See the below videos for samplings........ Actual instructions...........................

Pentacles - Extract From Writings By Magus
Of MAGIC PENTACLES and their COMPOSITION. WE now proceed to speak of the holy and sacred Pentacles and Seals. For these pentacles are certain holy signs and characters, preserving us from evil chances and events, helping and assisting us to bind, exterminate, and drive away evil spirits, alluring the good spirits, and reconciling them to us. These pentacles consist either of characters of good spirits of the superior order, or of sacred pictures of holy letters or revelations, with apt and proper versicles, which are composed either of geometrical figures and holy names of God, according to the course and manner of many of them, or they are compounded of all of them, or many of them mixed. The characters which are useful for us to constitute and make the pentacles are the characters of p. 81 the good spirits, chiefly of the good spirits of the first and second order, and sometimes of the third order. These kind of characters are especially to be named holy.

Pentagon Caught Red Handed In An Attempt To Frame Iran: Iran Does Not Manufacture 81mm Mortar Shells
Pentagon Caught Red Handed in an attempt to Frame Iran: Iran Does Not Manufacture 81MM Mortar Shells According to a report offered by the Jaffee Center for Strategic Studies at Tel Aviv University, connected to the Saban Center for Middle East Policy at the neocon Brookings Institute, the smallest mortar produced by Iran is the 107mm M-30. http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=NIM20070213&articleId=4772

A Pentient For Pain And Inlightment
Good Friday To Die On Self seclusion with a need to self doubt. Suffocated by the hands of shadowed regret. Knowing that ever mistake made is only a precursor to the next big fuck up. Wavering need to disembowel, tearing away the skin fragile. And the pain in your back is just the hook the dug in deep. Keeping us on the butcher block line. Cut me, Kill me, Suck me, Eat me, leaving the bones the fat and the gristle for your dogs to chew on. Chew on this! My enemies are the ones left standing. My weapons are the thoughts left brewing. I can rise up, I can rip your filthy shit down. Hate! With all this warped hatred that remains inside me I can feel the light of personal salvation blooming like a mushroom cloud. Wiping you all off the black and blue face of this world. Hear me scream from my own shadow, cowling over the factories of flagellation. Trample the roses of vindication, the graves of the proud and the few. To many to count already fallen. Waste of life. Wast

Pentagrams
The Pentagram means different things to different people. Some may argue as to what it represents, but I will tell you the real meanings of it. The Pentagram right side up represents God ruling over the world of matter. The 5 points represent the 5 places that Christ was wounded. This is why Devils are afraid of it! It also represents the Microcosmic man with his arms stretched out. Let us not forget that it also represents the elements Spirit, Water, Air, Earth, and Fire as shown below. This is used by most people in Witchcraft. Now there is also the upside-down Pentagram. It represents Satan or the world of matter ruling over God. It is the same as denouncing God. To wear it is to attract evil around you. It will not bring good spirits around you. Normally it is only worn by Satanists or devil worshipers. So if you wish to attract good spirits around you... wear it right side up! Here we have an example of both the right side up and the reversed Pentagram...

*pentagon Extends Army Active Duty To 15 Months*
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 WASHINGTON — In a change of Pentagon policy, Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced Wednesday that all active duty Army soldiers deploying to Iraq and Afghanistan will now serve their tours for as long as 15 months, an increase over the standard year-long deployment. In an acknowledgement of the strains the U.S. military surge in Iraq is having on the military, Gates told reporters that the new policy will be effective immediately on all units in the Central Command area of responsibility. The troops will continue to return home to their stations for not less than 12 months rotations. The rule will apply to all except for of two brigades currently deployed that have already been extended to 16-month deployments. "Without this action, we would have had to deploy five Army active duty brigades sooner than the 12-month at home goal. I believe it is fairer to all soldiers that all share the burden equally," Gates said, adding that the policy will pre

The Pentagram
The five-pointed star, or pentagram is one of the most potent, powerful, and persistent symbols in human history. It has been important to almost every ancient culture, from the Mayans of Latin America, to India, China, Greece, and Egypt. It has been found scratched on the walls of Neolithic caves, and in Babylonian drawings, where it marks the pattern the planet Venus makes on its travels- a secret symbol of the Goddess Ishtar. Scriptures, especially Hebrew, are abundant with references to pentagrams. So, why does this symbol have such a sinister reputation today? The Pentagram in the Ancient World The earliest pentagrams were rough diagrams found scratched into stone age caves. While they are believed to have some spiritual significance, the meaning of the star-shape to early humans is a mystery. In the civilizations that followed, it held various meanings, usually astronomical and religious. Pentagrams served to mark directions in Sumerian texts, and represented the five vis

Pentagon Confirms Scrapped Plans For 'gay Bomb'
Pentagon Confirms Scrapped Plans For 'Gay Bomb' By: Harker Jones Posted: 10:30 am PDT 6-12-2007 BERKELEY, Calif. - Officials from the Pentagon have confirmed that the military sought to create a "gay bomb" that would have turned enemy soldiers into homosexuals more interested in sex than in killing, Berkeley's CBS5.com website has reported. Berkeley's Sunshine Project said it had uncovered the proposal for the hormone bomb, which was ultimately rejected by the military. The Sunshine Project's Edward Hammond said that he had utilized the Freedom of Information Act to get a copy of the proposal from the Wright Laboratory, which is part of the U.S. Air Force, in Dayton, Ohio. The proposal stated in part: "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." In 1994, the Air Force asked for $7.5 million to develop the chemical weapon. A spokesperson from the Department of Defense indicated

The Pentagram Or Pentacle
The Pentagram or Pentacle: The Pentagram or Pentacle as called by some, is commonly the most famous symbol of Witchcraft, and is symbolic of the power of Spirit as the overriding power controlling elements. One of the frequent confusions regarding Wicca concerns our use of the pentagram, which is thought of by some as a Satanic symbol. The Pentagram has been employed by a variety of cultures for thousands of years to represent numerous different things. Christianity, in fact, employed it for considerable time to represent the five wounds of Christ. To assign it so absolutely to a single group is illogical. Many religions hold one symbol above all others to represent the religion. For Jews it is the star of David, for Christians it is the cross, for Wiccans it is the pentagram. The pentagram has existed for thousands of years through a variety of cultures. It has had numerous meanings, but mostly it has been a symbol of protection and invocation. The pentagram symbol

The Pentagram Or Pentacle
The Pentagram or Pentacle as called by some, is commonly the most famous symbol of Witchcraft, and is symbolic of the power of Spirit as the overriding power controlling elements. One of the frequent confusions regarding Wicca concerns our use of the pentagram, which is thought of by some as a Satanic symbol. The Pentagram has been employed by a variety of cultures for thousands of years to represent numerous different things. Christianity, in fact, employed it for considerable time to represent the five wounds of Christ. To assign it so absolutely to a single group is illogical. Many religions hold one symbol above all others to represent the religion. For Jews it is the star of David, for Christians it is the cross, for Wiccans it is the pentagram. The pentagram has existed for thousands of years through a variety of cultures. It has had numerous meanings, but mostly it has been a symbol of protection and invocation. The pentagram symbolizes the union of the five basic

Penthouse Forum
Tomorrow morning I will be submitting a few of my stories as featured fiction to Forum (and perhaps Variations) to see if it is worthy of acceptance by them. After emailing the chief editor for the past few days I learned that they do not pay anything for the letters in the magazine... but do pay for the fiction stories. Which of my stories do you think I should submit first?

Pentagon Censors 9/11 Suspect's Tape
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wendy Bird Date: 17 Sep 2007, 08:28 "**(Also cut from the audio were his assertions that Wall Street Journal reporter Pearl was in Pakistan to investigate on behalf of Israeli intelligence officials)**"http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070913/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/sept11_confession_audio Pentagon censors 9/11 suspect's tapeBy PAULINE JELINEK, Associated Press Writer Thu Sep 13, 7:40 PM ETWASHINGTON - The Pentagon has released a censored audiotape of suspected Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed — deleting a part officials said could be used to recruit future terrorists.ADVERTISEMENTThe tape of Mohammed's 40-minute hearing before a U.S. military proceeding in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, was edited to exclude a 10-minute passage about the kidnap and beheading of U.S. journalist Daniel Pearl and Mohammed's explanation for why Islamic militants are waging jihad against the United States, as well as information the government said wa

The Pentagon Lie! No Plane Hit On 9/11 Proof!!!
The PENTAGON LIE! no plane hit on 9/11 PROOF!!!# ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: All my HEROES have FBI Files!!! Date: 25 Sep 2007, 14:56 THE PENTAGON MYSTERY! AFTER SUSPICIONS FROM THE PUBLIC, HERE IS WHAT THE PENTAGON RELEASED AFTER PEOPLE DEMANDED TO SEE THE VIDEO OF THE PLANE HITTING THE PENTAGON! HERE IS WHAT AN ACTUAL BOEING 757 PASSENGER PLANE HITTING THE PENTAGON "SHOULD" LOOK LIKE!HERE IS A GOVERNMENT COMPUTER ANIMATION OF THE PLANE ATTACK! NOTICE THE "SIZE" OF THE BOEING 757? WHERE IS THAT BIG PLANE IN THE VIDEO FRAMES THAT THEY RELEASED? WHY IS THE DATE STAMP WRONG? SEPT 12???(above)

Pentagon Rewards Murderous Blackwater With New $92 Million C
Pentagon rewards murderous Blackwater with new $92 million c ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: truth09 Date: 29 Sep 2007, 06:50 U.S.-IRAQ:Pentagon Gives Blackwater New Contract Ali Gharib WASHINGTON, Sep 28 (IPS) - A U.S.-based private security firm received a contract worth up to 92 million dollars from the Department of Defence amid hard questions about its involvement in two separate violent incidents in Iraq."Blackwater has been a contractor in the past with the department and could certainly be in the future," said the U.S.’s top-ranking military officer, General Peter Pace, at an afternoon press conference here. The future arrived just two hours later when the Pentagon released a new list of contracts -- Presidential Airways, the aviation unit of parent company Blackwater, was awarded the contract to fly Department of Defence passengers and cargo between locations around central Asia. The announcement comes as a cloud of suspicion is gatheri

Pentagon Unveils Latest Nonlethal Weapons
Pentagon unveils latest nonlethal weapons No international rules govern the use of electromagnetic weapons like the Silent Guardian. A bacterial cocktail that transforms jet fuel into useless jelly. A chemical spray that turns enemy soldiers into homosexuals. A ray gun that shoots invisible beams of heat, dispersing crowds in a few seconds. Science fiction? Not entirely. All three are concepts for so-called nonlethal weapons considered by the U.S. Defense Department. For years, the Pentagon has spent millions of dollars to develop a new generation of weapons it calls nonlethal or less lethal, to reduce casualties in war. The bacterial cocktail and since-derided “gay spray” remained on the drawing boards. But the ray gun was actually developed and this month, the Pentagon demonstrated it to journalists in the United States. Its name is Silent Guardian.”Developed by the Raytheon Corporation, the “gun” looks like a satellite dish. Burning Sensation It can be mo

Pentangle
"Damn Westlaw, anyway," she muttered under her breath, cursing the legal publisher, realizing she would have to walk all the way back to the law library for the right case book. For an hour she had sat on a park bench as the sky grew dark, hoping to find the case whose number she had jotted on a napkin at lunch. She should never have accepted that second drink, even if, no, especially because, the man who bought it for her so obviously wanted her. It was he who had teasingly told her about an old case that could make a huge difference in her argument. He'd even told her the Westlaw number, or so she thought. She should never have grabbed the case book without making sure it was the right one. Not an empty cab in sight at the dinner hour. Not tonight. Everywhere else in Chicago it was Halloween, with kids shivering door-to-door, urged on by parents who thought it was, somehow, their duty to undergo this ritual. Here, downtown, it was just a prematurely cold, miserably cold, Octobe

Pentagon Announcement
The formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. **if only it could work this way.

The Pentagram
The following is a presentation I made to my local pagan group 11/28/07. I hope you find it as informative and interesting as they had. The Pentagram The pentagram has long been associated with mystery and magic. It is the simplest form of star shape that can be drawn unicursally, with a single line, hence it is sometimes called the Endless Knot. Other names are the Goblin Cross, the Pentalpha, the Witch Foot, the Devils Star and the Seal of Solomon (more correctly attributed to the hexagram). It has long been believed to be a potent protection against evil and demons, hence a symbol of safety, and was sometimes worn as an amulet for happy homecoming. The old folk-song : Green Grow the Rushes, O! refers to the use of the pentagram above doors and windows in the line: Five is the symbol at your door. The potency and associations of the pentagram have evolved throughout history. Today it is an ubiquitous symbol of Neo-Pagans with much depth of magickal and symbolic mean

Pentagon Is There To Help
Pentagon, Big Pharma Drug Troops to Numb Them to Horrors of War By Penny Coleman 14/01/08 "AlterNet" - - - In June, the Department of Defense Task Force on Mental Health acknowledged "daunting and growing" psychological problems among our troops: Nearly 40 percent of soldiers, a third of Marines and half of National Guard members are presenting with serious mental health issues. They also reported "fundamental weaknesses" in the U.S. military's approach to psychological health. That report was followed in August by the Army Suicide Event Report (ASER), which reported that 2006 saw the highest rate of military suicides in 26 years. And last month, CBS News reported that, based on its own extensive research, over 6,250 American veterans took their own lives in 2005 alone -- that works out to a little more than 17 suicides every day. That's all pretty bleak, but there is reason for optimism in the long-overdue attention being paid to the emotional and psychic cost of these new

Pentagon Explores "human Fear" Chemicals
American military researchers are working to uncover and harness the most terrifying chemical imaginable: that most primal odor, the scent of fear. Scream Pheromones are chemicals released by animals as signals to their own kind: for sex, for territorial marking, and more. They're often detected in the olfactory membranes. But there's more to pheromones than attraction. Many animals have an alarm pheromone which is used to signal danger; aphids, for example, use it to cause their fellow lice to flee. Now, the US Army is trying to track down and harness people's smell of fear. The military has backed a study on the "Identification and Isolation of Human Alarm Pheromones," which "focused on the Preliminary Identification of Steroids of Interest in Human Fear Sweat." The so-called "skydiving protocol" was the researchers' method of choice. The authors collected sweat, urine, blood, saliva, ECG, respiration, and self-report measures in 20 subjects (n=11 males and n=9 femal

The Pentacle
Imagine the perfect apple, ripe and bursting with life. Sliced in half, it reveals a beautiful five-point symmetry-a star formed by the seeds inside. In fact, each of these five seeds may be seen to contain a symbolism of its own mirroring the spiritual aspects of this universal symbol: idea, sustenance, life, secret knowledge and the hidden mysteries within the earth. Why has this beautiful and potent emblem, the five-pointed star or pentagram, become such a misunderstood and stigmatized symbol in these times of re-emerging enlightenment? In the tale of Adam and Eve, the apple signified hidden knowledge which was forbidden to human kind. Other early cultures encouraged holy and learned persons in their search for divine wisdom. For example, the Vedas state that the universe and ourselves are One, and that by realizing this and tapping into that Universal energy and state, we achieve wholeness and bliss. These concepts were known to many ancient civilizations. For most of the wester

Pentagon Files Charges In 1998 Us Embassy Bombing
Pentagon Files Charges in 1998 US Embassy Bombing By Meredith Buel Washington 31 March 2008 In-Depth Coverage The U.S. Defense Department has charged an alleged member of the al-Qaida terrorist organization with helping to plan and carryout the deadly 1998 bombing of the American embassy in Tanzania. VOA Correspondent Meredith Buel has details from Washington. The military has charged Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani with murder and terrorism in the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Dar es Salaam that killed 11 people and injured hundreds. In announcing the nine charges, Brigadier General Thomas Hartman said the suspect helped with many aspects of the suicide attack. "Purchasing TNT, detonators, and detonation cord on repeated occasions and transporting bomb components to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. Moving the bomb components to various safe houses in and around Dar es Salaam. Assisting in the purchase of the truck used in the bombing. Scouting the American embassy in Tanzania with

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘gay Bomb’
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.” Edward Hammond, of Berkeley’s Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force’s Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio. As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, “One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.” The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon. “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical

Pentagon Expands Propaganda Reach With Foreign "news" Websites
The Pentagon is expanding "Information Operations" on the Internet with purposefully set up foreign news websites that are designed to look like independent media sources but in reality are nothing more than direct military propaganda. USA Today reports: "The Pentagon is setting up a global network of foreign-language news websites, including an Arabic site for Iraqis, and hiring local journalists to write current events stories and other content that promote U.S. interests and counter insurgent messages." The websites at http://www.balkantimes.com/, http://www.magharebia.com/ and http://mawtani.com/ are three of the said Pentagon run operations aimed at people in the Balkans, North Africa and Iraq. The front pages of the sites appear to be populated with regionalized news stories, but the disclaimers buried within the sites and accessible only via small links at the bottom of the pages reveal that all three are run by the US Department of Defense. See screenshots below

Penthouse Dvd Reviews Online: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk
It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goo

Penthouse Letters ( Night In The Rain)
It was your typical Friday night. Same old haunt, same droning music, you know bump, bump, bump! Same old faces, loud, drunk,rowdy as they are every Friday night! As I sit in same old spot. That me and friends have held up for years. To my surprise a new face. A beautiful face, dark eye and long blonde hair, nice lean figure. Dress in sheer black top and the shortest of short mini skirts. With these incredible thigh high stocking and stiletto heels, which look like she could put them thru you chest? As gaze at her, I get the vibe that she is as trilled as I am about being here. My gaze turns into a stare. She notices me look at her “busted” I say to myself. But instead of a piss off glare. I get this great devilish grin, you know the one, like cat who ate the canary then pissed in shoe! I raise my drink slightly, and smile. And turn to my drunken friends. As my friend tellsme how many chicks he wants to bang. Look over at my blonde friend again. Now it seems I have peak her interes

Penthouse Letters Vol 2 Welcome Wagon
Finally, after five years of waiting, I’m moving in. Mydream place! You see I wanted to live in building for years.This great rehabbed ourtyard. Close to work, great views,and close to everything I need and more. As the movers bring in the last of boxes. All I can do is smile. Not only did get in the building. I got a great place too. Two bedroom corner unit on the forth floor. I can look my living room window and see skyline of our beautiful city. My bedroom looks out at Lake Front. I even got balcony. As I tart my unpacking, few hours go bye. I realize that cable guy hasn’t shown up yet. I go to the kitchen grab my cell, but its dead. “Shit”, trying think of next move. Maybe one of neighbor is home?I grab my keys, and shut the door. I start walking down the narrow hall. Listen for some kinda noise or sign of life, in one of the units. I make my way past six or seven units, I realize that I’m almost at the other end of the building.I turn around and start heading back. Wonder w

Pentagon
Pentagon attack The Department of Defense reports a total of 125 service members, employees and contract workers died in the September 11 attack on the Pentagon building. An additional 64 people died aboard the hijacked American Airlines Flight 77, which crashed into the west side of the building. Spc. Craig Amundson, 28, Fort Belvoir, Virginiamultimedia illustrator for deputy chief of staff of personnel, U.S. ArmyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in buildingMelissa Rose Barnes, 27, Redlands, Californiayeoman second class, U.S. NavyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in building(Retired) Master Sgt. Max Beilke, 69, Laurel, Marylandcivilian employee, U.S. ArmyReported missing, Pentagon, at/in buildingKris Romeo Bishundat, 23, Waldorf, Marylandinformation systems technician second class, U.S. NavyConfirmed dead, Pentagon, at/in buildingCarrie Blagburn, 48, Temple Hills, Marylandcivilian budget analyst, U.S. ArmyReported missing, Pentagon, at/in buildingLt. Col. Canfield D

Pentagon To Implant Microchips In Soldiers’ Brains
Monday, July 30th, 2007 By Adam Thomas The Department of Defense is planning to implant microchips in soldiers’ brains for monitoring their health information, and has already awarded a $1.6 million contract to the Center for Bioelectronics, Biosensors and Biochips (C3B) at Clemson University for the development of an implantable “biochip”. Soldiers fear that the biochip, about the size of a grain of rice, which measures and relays information on soldiers vital signs 24 hours a day, can be used to put them under surveillance even when they are off duty. But Anthony Guiseppi-Elie, C3B director and Professor of Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering and Bioengineering claims the that the invivo biosensors will save lives as first responders to the trauma scene could inject the biochip into the wounded victim and gather data almost immediately. He believes that the device has other long-term potential applications, such as monitoring astronauts’ vital signs during long-durat

The Pentacle
A pentacle (or pantacle in Thelema[1]) is an amulet used in magical evocation, generally made of parchment, paper or metal (although it can be of other materials), on which the symbol of a spirit or energy being evoked is drawn. It is often worn around the neck, or placed within the triangle of evocation. Protective symbols may also be included (sometimes on the reverse), a common one being the five-point form of the Seal of Solomon, called a pentacle of Solomon or pentangle of Solomon.[2] Many varieties of pentacle can be found in the grimoires of Solomonic magic; they are also used in some neopagan magical traditions, such as Wicca, alongside other magical tools. The relationship between the words pentacle and pentagram (a five-point unicursal star) is unclear. The Oxford English Dictionary (Second Edition) treats the two as apparently synonymous, but notes that the actual history of pentacle is obscure. In an extended use, many magical authors treat them as distinct. In many taro

Pen To Paper
Pen to Paper As you read these words consider the ink from which they are printed. If you printed this from your desktop the ink is most likely made up of carbon black, a heavy varnish and an agent which reduced it's drying time. If these words were jotted down by an ink pen the words you read would be made up of petroleum napthas, resins and coal-tar solvents. Words scribed by scholars at the dawn of the Enlightened Age would most likely have been made up of a combination of juices, indigo, pokeberries, cochineal and/or sepia. Then consider the paper upon which the ink is printed on. It began it's existence as wood chips that were broken down by steam and chemicals into cellulose fibers that were dried out, heated and then pressed into the surface from which you are reading right now. For centuries this process has been refined and perfected with ever evolving skill. So, now you see the pinnacle of paper and ink technology before you. The culmination of centuries of swea

Pentagram
PENTAGRAM There's a sacred city not far from here Where the earth is bare and the sky is black Tormented souls are stricken with fear and the sinners all know that there's no way back Flying to the pentagram There's a lot you'll want to see Sacrifice the crying Ram And drink the blood with me Giant kingdom down below Where the lord of darkness sits and waits For a poor lost mortal to come in When he lowers down his gates Prison of death where time stands still forever life of pain walking dead assault and kill The people would be slain You can't escape your destiny So take my hand and fly To an evil land of fantasy Inside of satan's eye

Pentagon Suspends Munitions Delivery To Israel
source: huffingtonpost.com Quote: "The Pentagon has suspended the delivery of a shipload of munitions to Israel after international concern that it could be used by Israeli forces in Gaza...." Full story at huffingtonpost.com

Penthouse Pet Of The Month
Vote for me as Penthouse Pet of the Month for April! All you have to do is: 1. Visit Tim's page at; http://fubar.com/user/2415431 2. Go to the Penthouse Pet of the Month Contest Folder 3. Find my pic and RATE! Thats it! Easy as 1-2-3! Thanks Luvs! ~Astra

Penthouse Pet Contest Vote For Me Please
this is my frist contest and i would really like to get as many votes as i can so please vote for me to be your penthouse pet for the month of april i promise you i'll make you proud so come on and vote for me!!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2415431&albumid=1576550&i=1083285063&idx=12

The Pentagon
THE PENTAGONSpc. Craig Amundson, 28, Fort Belvoir, Va.*Melissa Rose Barnes, 27, Redlands, Calif.*(Retired) Master Sgt. Max Beilke, 69, Laurel, Md.*Kris Romeo Bishundat, 23, Waldorf, Md.*Carrie Blagburn, 48, Temple Hills, Md.*Lt. Col. Canfield D. Boone, 54, Clifton, Va.*Donna Bowen, 42, Waldorf, Md.*Allen Boyle, 30, Fredericksburg, Va.*Christopher Lee Burford, 23, Hubert, N.C.*Daniel Martin Caballero, 21, Houston, Texas*Sgt. 1st Class Jose Orlando Calderon-Olmedo, 44, Annandale, Va.*Angelene C. Carter, 51, Forrestville, Md.*Sharon Carver, 38, Waldorf, Md.*John J. Chada, 55, Manassas, Va.*Rosa Maria (Rosemary) Chapa, 64, Springfield, Va.*Julian Cooper, 39, Springdale, Md.*Lt. Cmdr. Eric Allen Cranford, 32, Drexel, N.C.Ada M. Davis, 57, Camp Springs, Md.*Capt. Gerald Francis Deconto, 44, Sandwich, Mass.*Lt. Col. Jerry Don Dickerson, 41, Durant, Miss.*Johnnie Doctor, 32, Jacksonville, Fla.*Capt. Robert Edward Dolan, 43, Alexandria, Va.*Cmdr. William Howard Donovan, 37, Nunda, N.Y.*Cmdr. Pa

Penthouse Confessions Turn Into Pet Orgy!
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Penthouse Pet Of The Year Tonight, Judgment For Plaintiff (that’s Us!), Pleasure Chest Party Vid & Hula-hooping Into 2012!
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute Tonight, January 7th on The Dr. Susan Block Show Pet of the Year, Nouvelle “Happy Hooker,” G&C PoleDancer, Porn Stars & More! JOIN US IN STUDIO

Penthouse Pet Of Year, Princess Prostitute & Corpsy’s Polecat Kickstart 2012 @ The Speakeasy!
12-07-11 Length: 01:35:13 Date: 12/07/2011 In our first live show of 2012, broadcasting live from the Womb Room, appropriately located in a penthouse, we get the top story on the brand spanking new Penthouse Pet of the Year. We also interview Penthouse’s current, not so happy hooker/columnist about her adventures shtupping johns for gelt without guilt, visit with old friends and new (dead and alive), congratulate ourselves on a case well-won, witness some of the best pole-dancing we’ve ever seen on the Speakeasy stripper pole poker table, and top it all off with a triple vibrator orgasm. Hello there 2012! We’re loving you so far… Featured Guests: Jenna Rose: Freshly crowned Penthouse Magazine’s Pet of the Year, we’re delighted that one of Jenna’s very first stops on her grand tour as ambassador for the late great Bob Guccione’s legacy is The Dr Susan Block Show. This raven-haired charmer from Victorville was “discovered

Pentagon To Ease Restrictions On Women In Some Combat Roles
The Pentagon will maintain bans on women serving in most ground combat units, defense officials said Thursday, despite pressure from lawmakers and female veterans who called the restrictions outdated after a decade a war- marc jacobs . Advocates for women in the military, however, accused the Pentagon of dragging its feet and only belatedly recognizing the critical role that female troops have played in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. They said many of the job openings announced by the Pentagon merely codify the reality on the battlefield, where commanders have stretched rules for years to allow women to bear arms and support ground combat units- marc jacobs bags . Since 2001, about 280,000 women have deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan, according to Defense Department statistics; 144 have been killed and 865 have been wounded. Congress separately ordered the Defense Department to review the ban and submit recommendations. That review was due last April, but the Pentagon took an extr

Pentagon Boss Announces Expansion Of Drone And Commando War In Africa
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comNovember 26, 2012 Obama’s Secretary of Defense, Leon Panetta, said during a speech last week at the Center for a New American Security that the drone and commando war waged by the United States will intensify and expand outside the declared combat zone over the next few years. Panetta declared the “campaign against al Qaeda will largely take place outside declared combat zones, using a small-footprint approach that includes precision operations, partnered activities with foreign Special Operations Forces, and capacity building so that partner countries can be more effective in combating terrorism on their own.” In addition to increasing the number of Predator and Reaper drones, Panetta said the Pentagon will add 8,000 commandos to its Special Operations Forces over the next five years. The Pentagon boss said “to truly protect America, we must sustain and in some areas deepen our engagement in the world – our military, intelligence

Pentru Cei Care Stiu Sa Iubiasca
FOR YOU...Eşti ceea ce-am dorit şi ce AM VISAT Eşti gândul meu ascuns din tainele iubirii, Eşti raza ce-a pătruns până-n adâncul mării, Eşti visul meu adânc din clipele furtunii, Eşti amintirea mea când totul dau uitării. Esti lacrima ce-o port pe-obrazul meu uscat, Eşti zâmbetul frumos ce chipul mi-a purtat, Eşti adierea blândă şi sentimentul neuitat, Eşti ruga mea-nalţată şi dorul meu aflat. Eşti ziua ce-a venit şi noaptea ce-a trecut, Eşti valul neoprit ce marea l-a născut, Eşti universul meu şi tot ce am avut, Eşti jertfa mea ce niciodată n-a durut. Eşti rodul meu ales ce porţi mireasmă sfântă, Eşti diamantul meu ce-mi străluceşti iubită, Eşti primul fulg de nea când iarna e chemată, Eşti dansul stelelor ce-mi cântă noaptea-n şoaptă. E&

Pentru Tine Dragostea Mea
Pentru tine ... Te-astept in lumea viselor, acolo unde nimeni nu poate ajunge, nimeni nu ne cauta, unde putem fi noi inshine... fara sa ne temem. Te astept in lumea mea, acolo unde ne putem arunca mastile pe care le purtam in fiecare zi si ne putem bucura de ceea ce suntem. Vino cu mine, unde chemarea mea nu se aude in cuvinte, ci e o mistuita in traire, in unitatea de nesperat a iubirii... In lumea mea timpul este etern si viatza nu se consuma precum clipele. Iti voi da caldura mea, pacea si mangaierea pe care nu le-ai avut niciodata... Ma vei urma? sau neputinta te va chema in salvarea a ceea ce e demult pierdut si banal?! Nu mai suntem Doi! Poate am trait o data impreuna... Sau poate ne-am nascut din acelasi suflet... Shi chiar daca acceptzi sau nu, nimeni nu ne va putea desparti. .Si chiar daca nu ne vom vedea niciodata, stiu ca vom fi uniti vesnic... Priveste! Iubirea mea te-a trezit din nou la viata... Ma pierd din nou in vise acolo unde esti doar a mea si pot sa

Pentru Cei Care Stiu Sa Traiasca Cu Inima Tot Ce Este Frumos Si Romantic
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary it sits on the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away, I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just die

Pentru Cineva Special In Inima Mea
Iubito eu pot vedea rasaritul soarelui in ochii tai Iubito de fiecare data cand ma gandesc la tine , ma faci sa zambesc Iubito voi fi al tau in fiecare vis si trebuie sa stii Iubito , niciodata nu am sa te las sa pleci Dragostea este in zorii somnului vietii Dragostea este o pedeapsa foarte frumoasa Am cazut in dragoste Rugaciunile mele au fost ascultate Hi sa mergem undeva Sa zburam intr-un loc minunat Dragostea este cerul nostru Este la fel de deschis ca si dorintele noastre O senzatie de neatins m-a atins Ca nu exista intoxicare in cer

Pentru Cei Care Stiu Sa Iubiasca Cu Adevarat
Iubirea adevarata nu o primesti de la alcineva ci o radiezi din-auntrul tau , o stralucire speciala a privirii tale care-mi atrage sufletul ca pe un fluture noaptea la lumina , scanteia de fericire ce le admir ca artificiile de revelion , de mii de ori mai frumoase , de mii de ori mai importante si mai pline de bucurie pentru inima mea ! Iubirea adevarata erupe din adancul tau atunci cand implinirea sufleteasca sparge crusta rece de teama care infasoara egoul , te elibereaza si-ti da curaj sa arunci in golul vietii si sa plutesti peste clipele prezentului cu aripile sperantei , iti dezvaluie ca numai poti trai intunericul pentru ca tu esti lumina ! Iubirea , draga mea , nu o cere de la mine , la mine vei gasi doar semne ca arde nencetat in tine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9OGidYx5Gw

Penumbral Lunar Eclipse
Penumbral lunar eclipse The moon will be in Earth’s shadow in a penumbral lunar eclipse July 7 at about the time that it will be rising over Australia after dusk and setting over western North and South America in the early predawn hours. When a blooming Moon is face-a-face an expansive Sun, does an eclipse really matter? The shadowing will not be visible in India. Eclipses pass, just as rainbows do. What remains is the promise of a new beginning. The July full moon is a “renewal” moon for two reasons. For farmers, it marks the onset of the crop-sowing season. For many others, it is the Day of the Guru – the teacher who shows the path and then steps away from your light, urging you to renew your quest to spirituality. It is a promising full moon waiting to be harvested by the sweat of one’s own efforts.

Peom
A vision of hope in the eyes of my love A set of feelings sent from God Above A wish to be together, a dream to come true Hearts so full of love yet left so broken in two A million questions on our minds And answers we have yet to find Thoughts about what the further may hold Even after everything we have already been told A love so strong not even distance can break Love so real it can't even be faked Proving that our love is meant to be We just wish everyone around us would agree Holding on to what we think is right We found in each other what makes life bright Feeling so lonely when were apart Were meant to be together and we feel it in our hearts Fighting so hard for what we seek But no one is listening to what our hearts speak Doing our best to past this loves test Because we know in this life we've been blessed Blessed with love and care We know what we have is very rare Some search there whole life for love like this It's the sweets thing that ex

Peom 001
For the tear of love or hate will overcome the hearts of your soul for knowing what you want in your heart will that tear help you on your way fever there For as the tear bleeds for my love for my love will be forever lasting for you As we grow old togher in our life as we still love each other like we do from when we 1st met

Peom
this is a poem i wrote about things that are going on in my life at the moment i know it is not that great but this gives me a place to share some of my writing I don’t fit in this little box! I feel trapped in a little box I can’t talk to anyone with out your approval I can’t do anything with out your approval I feel trapped in a little box You want me to only talk to you but you don’t talk I feel trapped in a little box I am an out going person that likes to talk I fear being my self for the fear of being hurt I feel trapped in a little box I do for you wit no appreciation but when you do something then if I don’t say thank you or something then I get yelled at I feel trapped in a little box I try to do as you ask or as you ay but nothing I do is right I feel trapped in this little box I try to figure out how to fit in that little box you expect me to be in but no matter what I do I do not fit in that little box I love to talk to friends and fa

A Peom Wrote For Someone Special ( He Knows Who He Is)
this is a poem i wrote for a very dear freind he knows Every time you cross my mind! Every time you cross my mind It makes my smile Sitting here thinking of you and the many ways you say you Love me Makes me smile every time you cross my mind Remembering all the fun things we have done gives me pleasant memories to lift me when I am down Every time you cross my mind it makes me smile. Hearing your voice makes me think of you and that makes me smile. I worry about you every day and even thought you may be near you cross my mind all the time and that makes me smile! ho he is.

Peom For Girls
A poem for girls... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!! I don't have a problem, With exp

A Peom
The Lone Fir Tree Trapped in a Globe Of swirling Sadness And unfathomable Madness A fir tree Against the odds Crying icicle tears alone Shaking to its bone This small green Unoticeable, overlooked Never chosen, alwayz frozen Ice cracks, frost creeps As the tree looks In the distance, a girl Running running away From her world The tree stands The girl sees Smiling she says "What a quaint thing!" Snow flakes fall As the tree cries Tears of Joy And by and by The girl sits "Don't cry" She stands and hugs The lonely branches Of the small fir tree written by my very talented niece and I have to brag and share with everyone

Peom By Iah
Cold This world is so cold, as if made intirerly of stone... And People's word's can cut you to the bone.... There is one that stand's alone.... Desperatly trying to set the tone... Marching to a drummer all there own... No one see the tear's inside or the fear they try to hide... In this world of blind to the mind And most are forgotten and left behind... Remember you are not alone, There is one that stand's beside you, Not there to Guide you..... But the one who see's inside of you..... Copyright 2006 Iah Darha

Peom 2 ~the Light Of Me Has Perished(pain Of A Friend)
I had hopes and I had dreams What happened to all of those? They've been misplaced it seems So my pain I've wrought in prose I used to be so full of life I was talented and strong Now I'm just a sort of wife My life's gone terribly wrong I do have joys~ and oh so real I have my babies to love If not for them I could not heal Thanks to God above I need more than this you see I've no love~ no respect That which was truly me I've lost the will to protect Every day was hopeful, bright Every moment cherished. Gone since he is always right The light of me has perished Head held low, eyes downcast Don't argue. Don't stand up. Every moment could be your last Can't I be strong enough? Hold me close is all I want. Endearments wouldn't be so bad. Instead I've looks that burn and haunt a heart so empty, sad. Tell me what I have to do Your reasons so hard to peg Don't take the little that's left of me Please don't make me beg

Peom
The Man of my Dreams Is there a man that exsists, there just got to be, He would be willing to take chances, and laid back and carefree. would not hesitate to say or show how he feels. This man would be caring and understanding. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would be funny and make me laugh. This man would be sincere and love me with all of my faults.he would take care of my hurt and be there for me. this man would be willing to try new things.Is there a man like that, that exsists. This man would be tender with my fragile heart. Love me, uncondionaly. This man would not have any doubts about me. he would take the good with the bad. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would give me hope and reasurance. This man would care about my feelings. he would love children and be family orentated. he would set a side his pride and do what is right. Is there a man like that, that exsists He would be true and loyal with me. He would shre his thoughts and d

A Peom That Touches My Heart :-)
Thought I sould try updating stuffs here...nothing that is written by me personally but just few things which I love and touches my heart!!! and here is the first one,a poem I love by one of my favorite poet :-) Love's Philosophy The fountains mingle with the river, And the rivers with the ocean; The winds of heaven mix forever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single; All things by a law divine In another's being mingle-- Why not I with thine? See, the mountains kiss high heaven, And the waves clasp one another; No sister flower could be forgiven If it disdained its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea;-- What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me? Percy Bysshe Shelley

A Peom
LOVE AND COMPASSION you say that you love me you say that you care you say that in my life you would like to share however in my time of need you are never there what of this love what of this do we share if when i want or need you you can't be there It seems my love is invaine it hurts so bad sometimes i think i will go insane Im truely crazy for you extremely inlove with you there is nothing more i want to share with you my lifes affections my horrible afflictions nothing to hide as long as your by my side but where are you my dear one your not here nor will you be for you see the true love you have is not for me i know you can love compassion ive seen you share you have the ablility to show you care but for me this is not for me you do not love because its her that your love just will not stop her love is all you know it should not be forgotten i cannot take her place nor would i try so i have let

A Peom Written For Me
Friends Anyone can stand by you when you're right, but only a real friend will stand by you even when you're wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls, a real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life, a real friend says, "Whats new with you?". A simple friend thinks that the problems you whine about are recent, a real friend says, "You have been whining about the same thing for 14 years, get off your ass and do something about it!". A simple friend has never seen you cry, a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names, a real friend has their phone numbers. A simple friend hates it when you call while they are in bed, a real friend asks, "What took you so long to call?". A simple friend will talk to you about their problems, a real friend will help you with your problems. A simple friend will act like a guest, a real friend will make themselves a

Peoms
Bed or Roses- By Rob Your love is like a bed of roses, The sweet softness of your touch reaches out to my heart, I feel as if the world I know has broken, Only leaving you standing tall in my heart as a rose in the garden, Your thorns prick me as I hold you tightly in my arms, The wrath of your rage draws blood from my fingers. But yet you are still soft like a rose, Your long stem reaches out to me as a time that we will be together, Through all the knots and curves on your stem I still come home to your softness, The pedals of your heart heal my wounds, The softness of your love caresses my soul, The life you have that you hold so tight, Washes away the pain I have felt before, To seed a new growth that blooms into a flower, Your love is like a bed of roses. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Diamonds - By Rob The night so dark, The moon so bright, You glimmer like diamonds in the light, My heart grows heavy w

A Peom About Me
who knew someone can hold so much anger who knew someone can take so much who knew someone like me can cause so much hurt who knew i would feeel guilty over it who knew i would cry myself to sleep who knew i would seek help who knew who knew who knew

A Peom For A Special Someone She Knows Who She Is
To the one that has my heart You have my heart You have my love You have my trust And You have my soul So please What ever you do Don’t forget That I will always be around If you ever need anything Just let me know Because I will be here Till the end of time So if you ever forget Read this over And remind yourself That you have a true friend

A Peom Of Love
O My Love, what is the use living without YOU In the flowers and the buds and in the streets of my dreams There is nothing without you What is it to live without YOU! O My Love, what is it to live without YOU, What is it to live without YOU!! Dunno how, and what time and when , did someone make this special place in the heart Have lost everything of mine, in the madness of this mad heart, In the madness The stories of this heart The stories of the this heart I know and YOU know, No one else will ever know them What is it to live without YOU! O My Love.... Every beat of my heart is thisty for YOU, In my breath it's all Your frangrence, from this earth till that sky, In my eyes it's YOU and only YOU, Wish this love never ends, Wish this love never ends, Wish YOU never be angry with me, What is it to live without YOU! O My Love..... My night and my days are so lonely without YOU, My life is like burning drops, all my dreams are like blown off candles, Witho

A Peom For You
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are. After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation,or when we retire. The truth is, there’s no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It’s best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with… and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting –until your car or home is paid off&nd

A Peom Caused From A Broken Heart
You Will Be Cut The sun rises from east to west never knowing where its gonna end up next.The clouds in the sky move slowly up high.The movements of the ocean are clam an steady always perpared an ready.Wish i could say the same aobut life but I cant cause life is like a double edge knife cutting into you with both sides.An the faster you struggle to take it out the faster you start to lose your breath an slouch.Sitting alone on your couch trying to bring words of pain up out of your mouth.But the harder you try to speak the less you start to see.Next thing you know you cant hear an all you smell is fear.Then comes these tears cause your trying so hard to fight back the Fears Of Life.An all of a sudden you stop fighting an give up just let go of everything including life.An all because of that double edge knife.Thanx for reading my poems yallz plz leave me some comments if you like em!!! Thanx yallz by Sane aka TravisBe Eazy Yallz

Peom 1
I wanna run to you I wanna run to you, and cry to you And beg you to come back I wanna become that weak woman that I hate so much Who relinquishes her pride And desperately holds on to the possibility of love I want to plead with you To leave her and love me And be so destitute that you’ll pause with pity I wanna tell you that I love you Over and over until it sticks I want to tell you that there is no one better for me out there I checked… so I know I want these tears to streak down my face So hard that my pores would cry To have you back I hate this lack of control I hate that everything is out of my grasp That I have no say in who you love And who you be with Just one favor That’s all I’m asking Is for you to love me You said you did Just keep loving me And loving me And loving me And loving me And loving me And never let me go How could you have let me go? I wasn’t ready to stand on my own I listen to all the love songs, and they say the same things.

Peom 2
In silence and in honor Into the darkness we fade With only minutes left To flaunt this parade... So throw away happiness! There is nothing left to say.. In our haste for true love We threw life away. Spill your blood in my hands I will drink forever more And cast violent shadows Monsters on this floor. And we feel the darkness fall As we return to our dance Slowly bleeding away This gothic romance....

Peom 3
That look in your stare,the gentleness of your touch.The warmth of your hug,i miss you so much.The moments we spend together,theres never enough time.But I'm happy when your around,i love that your mine.My feelings for you,they are so deep.I dream of you every night,while I'm asleep.You make me feel safe,i know that you'll protect me.My love for you is true,i hope that you can see.Together forever,we'll never be apart.Maybe in distance,but never in heart.

Peoms
Why Valentine's Day? Why do we need one day?To show someone loves. Hugs, Kisses, and Caresses... Little gestures of love.Flowers, candy, and jewelry... Little tokens of love. Does it really matter? Why only one time a year? Romantic evenings, Heart felt words...Why do I need only one day a year? Valentine's DayWhy this day to show you? What you mean to me. When there are 364 other days... I can do the same. So why valentine's Day?

Peoms
YOU DON’T KNOW You don't know, but I am the mom who cries every morning and hopes every night for his safe return. I am the mom that drags herself out of bed every morning so that he will be proud of her when he comes home. You don't know but I am the mom with a million things to say, but none will come out without the thought of him. I am the mom who checks her phone every 5 seconds just to make sure I haven't missed his call. I am the mom who stops and stares and wishes for him to return soon each and everytime another man in uniform walks by. You don't know that when he left a part of me went with him and a part of him stayed with me. What you don't realize is that I understand the true meaning of not only love but of longing and anticipation. You don't see, but I am one of the few who gets goose bumps and choke back the tears as my heart fills with pride everytime I hear the national anthem play. I am one of those moms that will stand tall and stay strong on the out

Peom
Keeping It Real Smooth with the swift one My gift to one Speech without sound Slowly going down No playing around Deep in the middle Lushes tales unforgettable Solve the riddle tongue style Go down for a while Plowing through your sweetness A towel to dry up your weakness Peep this Soaking up your saucy wet Body’s tangle and sweat Green lights of passion Grinding and mashing Flashing my manhood hardcore Excited as a kid in the candy store Licking your backside cheek Goose bumps for the bedroom freak Unique, I keep it real breezy Spoken romance comes easy I come see you and get loose Put your wrist on the post in a noose Lace you up real nice Electrify you with my heart-stopping device Hard price to pay Hard hitting everyday You get up ballroom dancing Dripping and prancing Watch you frantically shiver Money on the table, my gigolo get paid to deliver

Peom Called Rebel Cry
LISTEN TO THE GUNS GO OFF,HEAR THE REBEL CRY,FIGHTING BY EACH OTHER, TELL THE END OF TIME,HEAR THE DRUMS A BEATING, LOW THEN REAL HARD,LISTEN TO THE FALLEN THAT CRYING OUT O'PLEASE O;LORD,THERE SPIRTS DO NOT DIE, THEY STILL LIVE EACH NIGHT FIGHTING,EVEN THO THERE DEAD, THERE SPIRTS ARE STILL HERE, I WONDER WHY THEY STILL DO STAY, WONDER WHY NOT LEAVE, MAYBE ITS THERE LIFE THEY LIVE,THEY BREATH IT EVERYDAY, I HAD RELATION IN RL LIFE, THAT FOUGHT ON EACH SIDE, BUT AFTER IT WAS ALL DONE AND OVER, I HEARD THAT REBEL CRY, THEY SAY IT NEVER ENDS OUT THERE EVEN IF THEY DIED.

The Peons Here Are Really Pissing Me Off
GAWWWWWWW Where is an NCO when people need to be smoked, someone needs to give John his smokey hat back goddamit. 1) Oh man, is it bad that I am starting to look at other people with a general kind of malaise? I know it's horrible, I'm not a terrible person at all but the mind-numbing idiodicy that I'm being assulted with on a daily basis is just getting out of hand. My only source of escape from this siege of stupidity is this clique that I hang with and it's starting to get to the point where I just want hang with the cool kids all the time. My brain is tired. Now I can finally relax when I get some goddamn time to myself. Wait. What? God fucking dammit. Man all I want to do is fly my fucking jet is that SO fucking hard to ask? 2) I have been walking a dangerous line since my day ended on Tuesday night. I've filled my time with as many good times with the buds as possible. But there is only so far we can capably go ya know? We're tryin here people. For example, last night I had

People
i have never understood why people do the things they do, why they change so much...you have friends that you spend every waking day with and you know them better then they know themselves, then like the snakes that they are they shed there skin but it takes them with it and you are left with a mean hissing snake, what the hell is wrong with people....it really hurts to see someone go for being such a sweet, loving friend, to a major bitch and a slut....but even after the change and you can't stand to see there face, you are still afraid for them, cuz you know the life they are leading now is bad, and dangerous, you want to reach out knowing that it will only cuz more problems...is that what a true friend is, caring for the friend that went the other way? all i know is it hurts, to see what they do and how they act towards the people who gave them everything...

People
So why is it the moment someone gets a tiny bit of authority it goes right to their heads? Our mgr at work had a heart attack so this guy whom I worked with for 9 years is suddenly in charge. He was a really nice guy then BOOM instant asshole. For 2 weeks this guy has been swearing, screaming and saying whatever comes to his mind to make you feel stupid and low. I darn near walked out of work today over it. Nobody has ever said the crap this guy has said to me without getting a smack in the mouth. Trust me it was close. So what do I do? Come here and talk it up with my new friends. Thanks for all the adds friends and this is a great way to relive some stress. Funny thing about this guy... Soon as the Mgr is back, This guy is ours!! LOL

People
Why is it so hard for people to understand that I can't just jump up and do something whenever they want me to. Most of my friends don't have to work actually the ones I talk to and hang out with Don't work. So I mean they don't realize how hard it is when I actually have a day off to do something with them because I will not do anything without my daughter on my day off of work. Those days are especially for her. But they get mad b/c "We need a girls day out." What the Hell! My baby is a girl! Everyone knows I don't have enough time with her but they always want just me. And they have children but they get to stay home with them all day! Then MEN on the other hand only seem to try to reach me when I'm working, when I'm home no one bothers me lol.

People Are Crazy
I dont understandt he whole obbession with the spotlight top ten top cherry ect shit. Why do people care so much? Who cares if someones crying for the spotlight. I would see that as"damn they're pathetic if they wanna be something big online so bad" Sites like this is just for fun and to make friends its not real life. The whole idea of the spotlight and top picture is for fun purposes only. People who take online things like this soo seriously need to really sit back and rethink their life. Its the internet not the real world. Being number 1 doesnt really make you number ONE. We all know some of the "popular" people on here are only popular for one thing. I trya nd talk to all the people on my friends list and some of them dont even respond to me. Its crazy to think "why would someone add me as a friend if they're not willing to even chat with you" Everyone says myspace sucks cause you have all these whore trains just to make a million and one friends. Lost cherry is

People Are Stupid
Wow It dosent really matter where you go or what you do there will always be people who will be the biggest losers ever This kid went in and rated my boyfriends pic of dimebag darrell a one and then proceded to call me fat and ugly that is fucking childish I cant belive that why cant people just act like adults they have to be dumb and make comments about people that didnt do anything to them now I know that I am pritty and that I look fine the way that I am because I am not insecure like that loser but that kind of pissed me off that he was sooo stupid as to pull me into something he had going on with my boyfriend what ever thank you to all of you who have not said mean things to me. about 95% of you guys on here are some of the nicest people I Have ever met. THanks to all of my Lost Cherry friends

People In Your Life ~ Sept 06
People In Your Life Some come and go few come and stay even fewer touch your heart and soul and even those at times disappear like they blow up in smoke they tear at your heart and even threaten to destroy your soul Going under again... trying to hold on ~ falling deeper and deeper into a black hole grasping at anything anything at all and when you think wou've failed... Then one of those few that come and stay grab you by your hand to hold on tight save what's left of your heart and your soul save what's left of what's dear to them Please hold on to me now for I need a good rock to steady me now for my heart needs to sing my soul needs to smile I need you my friend so hold on tight

People Are Rude
Wow, I get hit all day long with requests to view this or that page and hit ppl up with 10's because they are a friend of a friend of a friend twice removed and they need to level up! I ask a simple question, like this... where do ppl have their profile pics made that turn from their picture of themselves into an animal....can anyone answer that, guess not. So I guess I cant view other peoples friends of friends etc etc etc to help level them up either. Ya'll have a peachy day!

People Being Lazy...
Hey everyone has a right to be lazy, but damn! I work with a few people and it pisses me off that I'm working my ass off and these people just fucking sit there and stare into space... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Anyway, i needed to let out a scream and get it off my chest... thanks for viewing! Poohbear!

People You Trust
What the hell is wrong with people? They act like they want to get to know you and then stab you in the back. I was on some other site and made what I thought was a new friend. Just chatting with this person until they come up with some story about something. Sooo I am like ok. So then the person asks me a few questions and blah blah blah. I answer them and then a few minutes later I am told to read some blog. Well great now all this private information is on this public blog and it's bashing my friends about something that is complete bullshit. So now I wonder how many more e-mails were sent out. If anything was changed in those e-mails. Why in the hell is this person jumping into some drama that she didn't know anything about in the first place and causing some massive fight? I just don't get it.

People
I don't know what it is about me. I seem to just drive people away. Maybe it's my fear of closeness, whether it's a guy or girl. Someone gets too close and I push them further away. I constantly have a wall up not allowing anyone to truly know me. I can't show weakness, I can't show vunerability, I've always been the rock! Sometimes I wish I could just give in, let out all the pain and anger! I guess I'm just feeling down and alone.

People
i hate when people take teh time to message or comment u but nvr answer back when u write its annoyin as hell if ur going to comment me talk to me also dont just comment me to get ur cherry points up it pisses me off

Peopling The Earth
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I''''ll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic. "That''''s nothing!'''''''' said the Baptist. ''''''''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I''''ll have a football team!" "You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'''''''' said the Mormon. ''''''''I have seventeen wives. One more and I''''ll have a golf course!"

People
THE MORE I STATRED TO GO SOME OF THESE SITES I REALLY A LOT OF FAKE PEOPLE.. IN ONE CASE I SEE A GIRL SENDS ME A PIC HOT AS HELL BUT THEN SHE SENDS ME A REAL PIC OF HER SELF!!! I RUN THE OTHER WAY.. SO MY POINT IS TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAKE STOP THE BULLSHIT AND JUST BE UR SELF.. IT PEOPLE CAN NOT ACCPET THAT THEN TELL TO FUCK OFF!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYBODY

People
it is really something to think we actually may know someone.. but honestly do we ever really? everyone has secrets they will never tell.. see even as blunt and honest as i am, i still have things i hide. and as much as a bitch that i am i still have a hard time not helping others i get taken advantage of and i shouldn't. as a mother i find i have taken quite well to nurturing and it makes me wanna help others, but at the same time i am leary to being hurt so i hide away. now some people have good honest hearts, and others have only cruel intent, how do we tell them apart? see i believe observation is the key, when you watch the people talk and act you can pick up little cues and instead of telling yourself it isn't true, believe your head not your heart. i too have done things i am not proud of, but the difference is i learned from it and choose not to do it again.

People Make Me Sick.
I'm so sick of all the nasty skanks on here looking for cock. But I am especially sick of the whores who say plain as day on they're page "I'm engaged to / taken by a really great guy" and then procede to show their shit in their pictures. IF YOU LOVED THAT MAN YOU'D SAVE THOSE FOR HIM AND ONLY HIM HONEY. Don't get me wrong, swingers are awesome, but the girls/women/whore-bags who say they are taken and tell everyone not to even try and then put up picures of their tits/asses/twats are just disgusting attention craving sluts. Face it girls, men want LADIES on the streets and freaks in the sheets not the other way around. Keep your clothes on. (No offense to any of my lovely swinger friends, this isn't for you.) Feel free to repost.

People N Parents Are Fucked
i just love how you look at me , i whisper thru the night knowing everyone hears. you try to stay quiet, you try to stay near. even tho they keep pushing you out, you somehow push ur way back in. people say i dont need you, my head says im the loser and yet for some reason my heart keeps crying out your name even tho your not here , where u are sucks ass, but just think my parents wont be forever written by danielle

People
Why is it everyone on my list cant take the time to rate even one pic.... is it becasue i dotn have tits? i doubt that. since 99% of the people on my list are females... is it casue i dont have a pic of my dick hanging out? i doubt that since all the women ive seen post shit. complain about that... so im left to one theroy.... that u all don't give a shit... and aren't fake in the sense that its nto ur pics on ur page... ur fake in the terms of what it means to be a friend......ever wonder how some people go to the bar or club and seemingly everyone talks to them...yet very few cept the guys that have not got laid since reagen was the pres come up to u.... maybe just maybe its casue they know that as soon as u get what u want from them ur gonna walk away and never talk to them again..... and gurls since most on my list are gurls.. is that not the saem fuckin thing u think all guys want? a piece of ass... cept its not ass u wanted form me it was points so..... im sorry if u dont aggree.

People That Think There Better Than Others
I just don't understand how some people think that there better than others. wtf, i mean we are all created equal i thought. so what if u might have more than me. does that make you better? I don't know it just eats me up, how some people think there so hot, u don't have to be hot to be someone. I'm just me,why be fake and think your someone else. and try to play that shit off. and act like your all better than others. ok time for me to cool off.. peace

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because you

People!
People can be so very cruel, and without even knowing it sometimes. Why is it that some people when they see an animal on the road they never slow down, just run right over it, not caring if that animal was someone's pet or one that lived in the wild all it's life? I do understand that sometimes it is truely unavoidable, with some just darting out in front of us without any warning, but see I believe when you are going down a street where the speed limit is 25 mph, you have plenty of time to stop. I bring this up because you see at 4:30am today I found one of my cats dead on the side of the road. She got out while i was trying to take my dog out, my dog saw people outside and she always gets so dang hyper, I was trying to calm my dog back down and so that is when my cat got out. I searched all over the place for my cat. And couldn't find her, I had to come back inside to change my clothes, it was cold outside and i was only in shorts and a shirt, and didn't want to get sick. Af

People
People are funny....why do some people feel the need to post a fake pic...why r they that bad looking they have to use someone else's face hahaha thats sad...and why do men all of the sudden look at my webpage as soon as i put a pic of me up...if i have any other pic they dont look...well rarely...why do some girls find the need to completely spread eagle on the net?? for everyone to view...what if there mom sister brother dad or kid decides to join LC lmao...um why do people pick there fukn noses in public and dont even fukn care if anyone is watching even though they know they're being watched??why do men have to jerk off daily....cant they take at least one day off hahaha...why does my daughter tell me shell be home at 10:30 pm on a friday night(shes 15) and comes home at 11:30 even though ive given her shit a few times lol BRAT!...why do people suddenly becum family on LC because thats the only way they can view someones nudies on there webpage without there friends seeing hehe fu

People I Care For Folder
just trying to show some love to some fantastic friends of mine, and people that have touched my life, heart, or just mean a lot to me...*blushes* there may be a girl or two in there I want to make something with ;) you guys are the best no matter what and i'll always do what I can for you

People
who r ppl to judge me...only one can condem me to my fate and thats me...no one can sit and say my beliefs r wrong they wanan say that i say fuck them...my beliefs my life dont ever say what i can and cant believe...proof what is proof...all lies have some truth and all truth has some lies...so whos to say what is right and wrong...everyone lives in the world of that big S word "society" but fuck society...if u dont live up to there standards ur an outcast...if u dont live to the standards of society u dont deserve to be here....fuck that...i say live ur life yea maybe somethings shouldnt be done but learn from it fix it cause only u can...i havea lot in my past i have to deal with and forgive myself for but no one is gonna sit and tell me wha ti should or shouldnt believe in...so to all those in society who wants to try and make me live like them...fuck u very much but no thanx...after all...no ones perfect in fact its the imperfections of a person that makes them perfect

People Need To Grow Up!
Look i joined LC cause this was a cool place. I have really enjoyed being on here and have met alot of awesome people. But lately people have been pulling out the childish card. Gimmie a break this is an adult site. Some people really need to start acting like adults and stop being childish. I am getting sick and tired of the games. Either people need to start growing up or I am going to leave LC. And to whoever it was that gave my yahoo out you canjump out a plane with out a parachute. Thats hitting low. and I know who did it. not like i can't do the same. but you know what i guess thats what makes me a better person. So you can tell your people to stop harrasing me. It really is pathetic. Like i said if this crap doesn't stop i am out. I have a real life outside the computer and don't need the stupid drama from here.

People
it really gets me when people act like im just another sexy chick....like they dont care if they know me they just want me....i want someone thats into me like everything about me...not just my looks someone who will take the time to get to know me things i like what i wanna do what i've done what i've been thru someone who really truely cares and when they talk to me or are around me it makes them feel like there everything and knows they wanna be with me someone who can't keep their mind off of me and not just sexually....sex really dont matter to me just things like the silly things i do and everything....i wanna be with someone who knows they truly care and wouldn't hurt me someone i can trust someone to laugh with and goof of have fun hangout i want something real.....im sick of games and being hurt i wanna be loved and i wanna love again

People
I would like to give a deep heart felt thank you to my friends. And these are my thoughts, and what I write and how I write is to try to inspire other's. To bring a positive outlook to life and even though somethings may not be the best at this time for me, or you. That thier is still hope, and any gleem of light means that there is still a chance. Life is one of the most challenging things a person has to deal with. Because, there is so many different opinions or ways to deal with situation's. If you have a fault, say someone is angry with you. How can you change that, I may not deal with anger the same way someone else would. I may stand my ground, while someone else may walk away. Other's may cry because they wonder why someone could be angry with them. Well, we are just one of however many men, women and children there are on the planet. That, means thats how many opinions there are. One thing that I forget is to remember that each of us is so different and the smallest

People Blocking Me
Ok well this blog is for a certin person,who has blocked my but still looks at my profile like every day as well as a few others profile that he has blocked,first off that is very childish and it seems the bigger picture here is he just dont get the point that a certin person is tired of his constant BS so if you have issues take it up with that person not me if you dont want me looking or commenting on your profile then stay the hell off of mine!!! I am a nice person who will listen to you about anything but if you dont wanna listen and be an ass about everything believe me when i tell you that i can also be a real BITCH! so this is a warning to not piss me off further cause you will get cused out!! Thanks for reading my blog!

The People You Miss.
if you were to walk into and see someone you loved that you had not talked to in a long time.. what would you think... i hate that feeling... i know that i was with that person at one time and still love that person... but they just pass me by... i feel worthless... because i know that ive left that person for another... i dont know what to do with my self... i want to tell that person how i feel... but i dont know how to put it into words... and they dont understand...nothing can make this feeling go away... i just want to die... the pain starts to kill me little by little...and then my heart starts to skip beats... more and more...till it beats no more...and only the one that i loved and left can bring me back... but they just dont know how.. and i stay in this wakeless sleep forever... Katherine Maria Longano

People Cant Do It By Them Self
What the FUCK is wrong with some people they cant do shit by them self they got to invite new people to rate my pics a 1 and leave a nasty comment and they dont even fucking know me maybe thats y i blcked u this person was cool but ya he went bad . and ya i do stand up 4 my real friends that i know in person and i dont invite some 1 to rate peoples pics a 1 just cuz shit happend ya this makes my SO FUCKING MAD i no its points but theres no reson 4 it im here to make friends not anamies this is so childish fuck i gave up after it was over but now starting new shit thats fucked up i sware if they do this again im gone i dont need this shit ill stick to myspace where people r not assholes . but if that happens my real friends on here well see me again but all the people that r friends with the people that r on my lest wont be there u guys bight turn on me bc of them and thats not cool so thats mi ranting 4 right now ~I Wont To SEE You Cry~

People Are Strange =/
THE BASICS..... What is your full name spelt backwards? k anit Age 17 D.O.B 10-21-88 Zodiac Sign libra Birthplace glendale,ca Where do you live now? ps Do you have any pets? ya What do you do for a living? work at a retail store im a floral clerk HAVE YOU..... Been in a car accident? ya Been overseas? ya Been to a concert? ya Stage dived? no Crowd surfed? no Met anyone famous? ya Got any piercings? ya Got any tatt's? no FAVORITES..... Favorite day of the week? sat and sun Favorite Flower? daffadills Favorite Colour? green and black Favorite Animal? panda bear Favorite Holiday? halloween Favorite Perfume? i dont know the name of it but its french lol Favorite Memory? me and my uncle Favorite Place? home sweet home LOVE..... How old were you when you had your first real/serious BF? 16 How old was he? 18 How long did it last? 4 months Was it true love? hm no Whats the