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To Meet Such A Man
TO MEET SUCH A MAN I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just off the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were both especially good that day. As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street. There, walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his worldly goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, 'I will work for food.' My heart sank. I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others around us had stopped eating to focus on him. Heads moved in a mixture of sadness and disbelief. We continued with our meal, but his image lingered in my mind. We finished our meal and went our separate ways. I had errands to do and quickly set out to accomplish them. I glanced toward the town square, looking somewhat halfheartedly for the strange visitor. I was fearful, knowing that seeing him again w
I Can Read This Can U
I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU ???? fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
Joker Response
So I made this Mumm about the Joker and you ll just took it and ran with it!!! Good comments, dick comments. nonsense in general. YOU ALL ROCK!!!!! WAY TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUMM
It's ^sin^'s One Year Anniversary!
TODAY IS KINKY ^SIN^S ONE YAR ANNIVERSARY!!! ^Sin^@ fubar If by chance ^Sin^ is not yet your friend, just click on any of the pictures of ^Sin^ and it will take you right to her profile! ^Sin^ is just under 600,000 to Disciple! Lets get her leveled on her anniversary!!! Drop by her page, rate some pictures, blogs, and stash, and wish ^Sin^ a happy anniversary!!! Just click on ANY picture and start rating pics! Rate stash and blogs too! If you're not already a friend, by all means, fan, add, and rate her profile! By the way, while you're there rating and commenting all her good stuff, be sure to rate and comment bomb this picture for the Sarge: Thank you very much! This public service bulletin was brought to you by me, Tulsa's Angel:
Season's Over...
Well, on Saturday the football season ended for me when my beloved Redskins were knocked out by the Seattle Seadorks. How the Redskins got into the playoffs was nothing short of a miracle and it was a tragic event that galvanized this team to do what they had to do. As most of us Redskins fans (and the entire NFL community for that matter) awoke on 28 Nov 2007 to the news that Redskins safety Sean Taylor had been shot and killed in his Miami home. I personally was floored. This happens to other teams i.e. Denver, not the Redskins. Everyone's thoughts were with his family and the organization, but the question was this: How the hell do they even prepare to play on Sunday, December 2nd? Well, the did play and lost and we all thought the run was over. The team attended the funeral and had another game that Thursday. They won...then again and again and again to make the playoffs for ST. We fans are left to wonder what could have been a remarkable and outstanding career from Se
Show Him Fubar Love
OK, this is my asshole MUMM'ing friend. Dude made a MUMM about me and typoed to boot. S'right though, made this for him.
Guys Point Of View
***Guy's point of view*** This is very cute! And even written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop tryi
1 Question 1 Answer
1 Question, 1 Honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it.... No catch. But i dare u to repost this and see what people ask you
I'll Be Back Asap
I'm at the tail end of this move finally. The place I'm temporarily moving into is going to be cramped to say the least but oh well. The phone gets switched over today and it's possible I can't get my DSL there. *crosses fingers and toes* I'm keeping positive thoughts on that but either way I won't have internet until possibly ~hopefully~ by the end of the week (Hawaii is so slow). So see ya when I get back. Oh and Vixy, thanks again for the Tickers, the pressure's on! (lol) *XOXO* Greg, I look forward to seeing the comments I'll be missing each day. ;) Fu sissys...hmmm, bye, be good :) Maso, if you get yappy, go for it. ;) It's going to be a crack up if I'm back tomorrow lmaooo...(wishful thinking) Hey Johnny, you're gonna save a few Fu $ now...woot! And today makes 5 months on FU! :D ADDENDUM: I guess the ghosts of this property don't want me to leave. I won't even get into what happened with the phone situation, it's bizarre. Anyway, it l
How is thyroid cancer treated? Fortunately, most types of thyroid cancer can be diagnosed early and cured completely, but a thoughtful and comprehensive investigation is necessary. If thyroid cancer is suspected after review of all the information, referral to an experienced thyroid surgeon is recommended. The usual approach is to remove the side of the thyroid containing the lump. If cancer is confirmed, further consultation with the endocrinologist is appropriate. Additional surgery to remove the remaining tissue and radioactive iodine treatment are usually recommended in order to destroy any remaining malignant thyroid cells and to reduce the risk of recurrence of this disease. Radioactive iodine treatment should never be given to a pregnant woman! Small amounts of radioactive iodine will also be excreted in breast milk. Since radioiodine could permanently damage the infants thyroid, breast-feeding is not allowed. If radioiodine is inadvertently administered to a woman wh
What are the causes of thyroid cancer? As with many types of cancer, the specific reason for developing thyroid cancer remains a mystery in the vast majority of patients. Major risk factors are: External radiation to the head or neck, especially during childhood Genetic predisposition (the influence of heredity), particularly for the medullary type of thyroid cancer
What are the features of thyroid cancer? Many patients with thyroid cancer have no symptoms whatsoever, and are found by chance to have a lump in the thyroid gland on a routine physical exam or an imaging study of the neck done for unrelated reasons (CT or MRI scan of spine or chest, carotid ultrasound, etc). Some patients with thyroid cancer become aware of a gradually enlarging lump in the front portion of the neck, which usually moves with swallowing. Occasionally, the lump may cause a feeling of pressure. Obviously, finding a lump in the neck should be brought to the attention of your physician, even in the absence of symptoms.
Vegitarian Mania
Ok, so during lent I'm going to have to go completely vegetarian, almost vegan. The Orthodox lent is more strict than eating for Passover. Thankfully I have vegetarian friends that can help me out with all of this before lent begins. The cool thing is I have my handy dandy Ecclesiastical Calendar to keep track of this stuff now. I thought Ben's eyes were going to pop out of his head last night when he heard I was going to follow lent. Hehehehehe. He doesn't eat anything except meat and a bit of bread or pasta here and there. He'd starve. I am meeting with my priest today to go over the vast array of books I've been through over the years. spiritually/religiously speaking. This should be really interesting.
What is thyroid cancer? The thyroid gland is located in the lower front of the neck, below the voicebox (larynx) located in the upper part of the neck, and above the collarbones. Thyroid cancer (carcinoma) usually appears as a painless lump in this area. In most cases, the lump affects only one side, and the results of thyroid function tests (blood tests) are usually normal. There are four main types of thyroid cancer (papillary, follicular, medullary and anaplastic). Since the vast majority are either papillary or follicular, and these are the only two types treatable with radioiodine, this brochure will focus on these two types.
Iraqi Special
this place sucks who wants to buy me a drink
Bad Day
well parents seem to think i dont do shit in the house so they are talking my laptop away for awhile. i fucking hate this i feel like im a teen i know since i have to job right now and living at home again i have to go by there rules but wtf. when they are working i take care of my sis(i may bitch but still do it) and clean. but like always not enough. i just hate this i wish things were different. anyways ill stop bitching. and if u dont see me on much you know why hopfuly things will change. well byes
Don't Taze Me Bro!
Fat Chicks/bbw
i have read some fucked up mumms on here about BBW/FAT CHICKS but when intelligence is lacking and ignorance overcomes the small minds the end result is some fucked up people in the world and hateful comments and bashing takes place. SO I REPOSTED THIS BLOG IN HOPES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP ABOUT FAT CHICKS/BBW!!!! Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large
My Humps
Joke From A Friend! Lmao
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new- fangled warshin ' machines!" 1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker
Chocolate Rain
Updatin My Friend/and Family List
Hope To Dee You There
Here's Contest We Are Bombing Right Now Please Show Some Family Love Remember to Rate And Comment The Host's Thank You Very Much And Hope To See You All There,Hippie Seeking New Bomber and levelers, Talkt to me are Morning Star. Thank You All, Hippie
Excellent Swedish power metal outfit!....You should all go an check em out,damn good stuff!.....Rock on dudes an dudettes!
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looki ng into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Help Me!!!!
I need help beating this guy on Yearbook. I know I look better than him but he is beating me. Know way. I need all my Friends, Fans, Family to help me beat him!!!!
Alright just thought I would give a holler out to all of you and say thanks for viewing my page and leaving me the gifts that you have, you all seem very awesome on here. A Big hello goes out to a really really awesome friend on here Garfield, he is a truly awesome guy and a great friend, I love you my friend take care.
Up Date
Dont Trust This Man
ladies plz beware this guy is pretending to be a marine or miltary he tells them what they want to here just to get sex then makes up a big sob story frist it was a bomb then it was a 4 wheeler his name is brad jonthan latham or sopoe to be anyway his id is semperfibrad so plz girls dont be a fool
Never Gonna Give You Up
When Does The Pain End?
Why does life have to be so difficult... I have so many major life choices to make and I'm so confused.... why does it have to be so painful??? Why do people who claim to love you hurt you? My mind is going stir crazy!! Pain pills would make it all end, but that is the cop out way....I'm pissed, I'm hurt, I'm numb, I'm anxious, I'm excited, I'm scared, and so many other feelings going through me right now. I am just so torn and don't know what to do. If I stay, we just make each other miserable and don't know how to be happy... If I leave, I start all over again and struggle fiancially and try to be happy..... plus my daughter is leaving this afternoon.... moving 18 hours away from me....we've never been apart... don't know if I can handle it. I know I need to let go, but I'm not ready for all this!!!
People Paid To See This?
Fake Friends
I'm only gonna say this ONCE...I consider myself a great friend and those that REALLY know me on here know this and know the REAL me. So if you are on my friends list/family list and we have been cool and chatting and sharing life stories and then out of the blue you change your whole ways with me and become what I call a FAKE friend...please just delete me now/block me/whatever. I don't have the time for it. I have true friends on here and if I hit u up with a msg or a comment and you have no regard to respond or acknowledge that, then it's a wrap. I don't chase's a two way street. I care about everyone that I actually chat with and grow close to from here...which are a select few so cherish the time and the heart I put into you. I'm not the enemy and I'm also not the young ass 20 something year old who is trying to play games with you like the last person that hurt you on here. I'm fuckin grown and I'm REAL...recognize it.
Religious Toleance
This blog is in response to Teachings & Information About Wiccas blog. Let me start out be saying the whole bank thing would have been instant lawsuit, (unless is was a PRIVATE institution), under the non-discrimination law of race, color, creed, religion, and nation origin. There are a lot of Wiccan lawyers out there (just have to find them) that love stickin to the man. But that is a whole blog onto itself. As far was being pagan we all know the difficulty of that and I will pray for you and all of us when it comes to this subject, but lets try a different approach. I grew up in a Wiccan home in the middle of the Bible Belt of Georgia and I can say I have seen ALL kinds of discrimination. But Ive rarely had any kind of negative events because of my religion and I think its because I never told anyone that has asked me what religion I am that I was pagan. Ive always said, Im a Wiccan. I got strange looks but most of the time thats all was
Dramatic Prairie Dog
Humping An Ottoman
Racheal Clements
Racheal arrived yesterday at 4.09pm weghing 7lb
Leave Britney Alone!
Kissing Pictures
So 2008? Better For You?
Optimism, ah! its what keeps us going. But do you really think 2008 is gonna be better for you? I'm suffering from depression right now, (yep doc time AGAIN!), and really do try to look on the optimistic side of life. But ya know, it swings both ways, for every negative theres a positive, for every positive theres a negative, so how do you find a balance? Sometimes when a new year comes around it raises our optimism, but then it can also be said that we just trust in the "new chapter" idea of the new year and expect too much. Hey I take life day by day.......but when does day by day become something you enjoy living? Depression, as many of you know, has the problematic situation where everything a person see's they ignore the positives. I know many things in life are great, hell I know that. I'm thankful for much in life, but perception of life swings when you hit the lows. Anyway, add what ya thoughts are, be nice to read them.
What Do You Consider To Be Real Friends?
What do you consider to be a REAL friend? is it the fact they help you move? Come over to your house for a BBQ? Watch your children, go out with you, do your housework if you are sitting there with a broken leg? Do they chase your old girlfirends, or any number of things? The concept of true friendship changes with every person- but one thing that does stay constant is the inability for a true friendship to be built upon pure selfishness. Over the years, I have gotten to know a very large amount of people. Some, I could care less if I ever meet again, others, I wish I had kept in touch with. But for the most part, the friends that I call friends have stuck by me through every aspect of my life, both good and bad. I know that if I call any one person, that I will be able to talk to them just fine- even if there have been years between talking to each other. Why? Because even if we are across the nation, or across the world from each other- our friendship is solid enough to be abl
Jan 7
January 7, 2008 Quote of the Day "To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." Bertrand Russell
Nordic Gods Summoned In Utah...
Good Morning. I like to think that I have heard and seen some of the goofiest things known to man before, but this one takes the cake this week that is. A man who is serving time for robbery and aggravated assault in Utah has filed a lawsuit in hopes to have his cell and surroundings more to his likings. Here is the story: In December, inmate Michael Polk (serving time for robbery and aggravated assault) filed a federal lawsuit against the Utah Department of Corrections for denying him the right to properly practice his religion, Asatru. According to its teachings, adherents must communicate with ancient Nordic gods (such as Odin, Thor and Heimdall) and for that, it is crucial that they have a Thor's Hammer, a Mead Horn (for drinking Wassail), a drum of wood and boar skin, a "rune staff," and a sword (though Polk graciously said he would accept a cardboard sword). [Deseret Morning News, 12-20-07] hmmm I would just like to add, isnt Thor the dude with the golden wings on his helmet? Ok
Will I Ever Healed?
It's really something how there always seem to be someone that you loved and just can't seem to get mad at.I've been doing good at coping with my heartbreak up till last night before work when I viewed a email my ex online girlfriend sent.It had some new pics of her In It.No Ideal what happened to the poem that was supposed to be here.But Here It Is I've to rewrite It: Will I Ever Healed Will my heart ever healed?Emails sent to me with nothing but pictures In them of you In them only stirred up my emotions even more reminding me that I'm not even closed to be over you.For my heartbeats strongly for you,and yet you seen to be distance from me even more.A email sent from you to me goes unanswered as I replied back to you,a game you seem to be playing with me that I can't win.For you seem to the master at what you do,why I'm the fool without a clue.Without a hope at ever reaching fulfillment of being one with you heart and soul.I go on In life living,but yet dead In
Sorry For Previous Actions
well it looks like my actions from way back in August have resurfaced and come back to haunt me and bite me in the ass lol. someone used my invite link to make me purple back then and now its looking like this is why i've been reset. it was when i was going for godmother, so it was well before the 10k points for referrals, so it didn't help me as much as it would of done nowadays. anyway, i've been told that the person who helped me has been ratting on everyone he helped with points, so now they're getting their points reset. i didn't know or even realise that i was doing anything wrong, that the accounts would be fake. i thought everything was legit, i thought it was just a friend helping another friend out. never in a million years would i ever think he'd come back and get me my points reset. i just wanted to be purple for the day, its a cool colour lol i'm not 100% sure if this is whats going on, but babyj said to ♥Life its because i cheated back then, but the f
A Good Guy
This morning I was going thru my normal work out at the gym when I hear a distinctive voice. "well looky there!" It was my friend and regular work out partner, Tom. I hadn't seen him in a month and was becoming worried. Tom is 56, about 5-7 and 160 and pound for pound the strongest man you'll find. He can out work and out lift guys have his age. Tom is the one I met three years ago when I started at the gym. He took me under his wing and showed me what exercises to do and how to do them. He didn't have to do that, he's just like that. Tom never has a bad word to say about anyone, he's always smiling and just has that positive energy about him. "Where the heck have you been Tom? I've been worried about you!" "Been working Randy." Tom is retired from the highway department but still does odd jobs to keep himself busy. "Been helping out on a construction job down at the factory for the last month. Working 5am to 6pm but we got the job finished" "Tom what the heck yo
Pure Exhaustion...
I have driven home with pure exhaustion this morning after an 8 hr shift where I was working in tandem with another employee. When one person is out, one can feel the ripples of the flows....but, when 2 people are out -- ouch!! To top it off, two other people flexed out earlier than they normally would leave us. :( It just makes it harder for an even keel night. Before that, I got about 4-5 hrs sleep after having worked a 20 hrs shift with a client of mine. I so need a rub down of my back muscles and some TLC..... Perhaps, I'll feel better when I wake up in the early afternoon.... ttyml...
My Account
Hey everybody.. this is for everybody that is on my friends list.. I'm srry i have to say I will be deleting my account in 1 week.. But dont get to Ill be back.. I'll be back with all new pics new set up, after April 4th when I turn 21... love ya all much... Kaila
My Son Is Better
Christopher was running a high fever all the way up to 103.6 last night and thank God above he is down to 98.3 and even though he is coughing still - he is eating and feeling much better....I will continue to watch him and keep him from school this week so to make sure he is 100 percent before he goes back..
ok this needs to stop some one marked on of my pictures not save for work wtf i dont have any bad pictures up im in clothes thats bull haters go some were else and leave me alone i dont have nude pictures up so back up
Another Request For Help
Im in ANOTHER contest. Could you be so kind when you get bored and hook me up? I mean I am the hottest fubar mummer, im sitting here with my coat on and the heat is on. Make a joke and send your friends that way too how funny would that be? Clicky and rate please!!!!! Also I'm up for sale if anyone wants to give this mummer a nice warm e-home :) Click here to vote
Because Of Aaron..ty Babe!
**(`._. AARON ._.)**: Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you.
Because I Love Aaron..ty Babe!
**(`._. AARON ._.)**: cos I love you more than words could ever say, I feel it growing in my heart each and every day, All this love I feel Has never felt so real You give me something no one has ever given me, It's something you cannot see Love so strong, and so true It makes me think of only you This wonderful feeling you have given me Makes me want to be with you endlessly
I'm Up For Bid!
OK, for the winning bidder... Lets see those bids! Thank you! -All Pics Rated -All Stash Rated -1 salute for you. -A Mumm and blog about you -My undivided attention and comments daily -A link to you on my page and a write up about how awesome you are. -Join my family list and be 1st in my top friends - Add onto my screen name your tag, whatever you want, just make it reasonable, ty. Happy Bidding
New 9/11 Film "missing Links" Teasers
No Surprises
no surprises
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. And i needed it to since I was in a cruddy mood last night. I swear if Chris had a daughter, Juno would be it. lol
On And Off
Hey Y'all Just wanted to let everyone know, (and I hope someone cares lol) that I will be on and off here for the next week. My mom is flying in tonight for a week. I bought her a plane ticket for xmas as a gift to her and a surprise gift for my kids. They better love it lol j/k I hope I'm missed a lil bit love you all huggles and stuff TrollDoll Bren
Just A Quick Update
Myspace graphics To everyone in my friends,family,fans lists....I am going through a rough time right now and I just wnated everyone to know that I might not be gettin on much in the next week or so. My son is Bi Polar and has been addmitted into the hospital for it. Ii hasnt been an easy road for me by any means. I am not lookin for sympathy I just want everyone to know why I might not be showin the love you all so richly deserve. I love all my friends and family on here and try to help out when they need me,so dont freak out if Im not helping you or showin you love in return. I will get to it when things get back to "normal" here at home. Yeah I said "normal"... My family is by far the farthest thing form "normal" but we try to at least go with the flow here.LOL.. As for my sisters on here... You guys are great! Thank you and hope to be back later but I will get on when I can! Myspace backgrounds Myspace graphics Just to let everyone know my son is now home again. We dont
What Does A Woman Have To Do...
Is it just me, or do I just have too much time on my hands.... I always worry if I hurt someone's feelings, so I will probably stay true to form and keep it nice....but I still want to get my point across.... OK, WHY IS IT that the one you want you can't have due to personal issues, location, time constraints, fate, etc...and the ones that you don't want are always your face, up close (TO DAMN CLOSE) and personal. Then you give one a chance and they MESS IT UP...Lie, Cheat and STEAL your heart....then look at you like they have not a clue what they did!!! Wonder why women are angry and skeptical of their motives and feel that everything that comes out of their mouths are calculated PANTY DROPPERS.... Then along comes one that you want, they want you and there is chemistry and great conversation, genuine RESPECT for one another and a enough fun for a lifetime...What does a Woman have to do to hold onto the good one? Stay TUNED, I'll let you know.... Hap
Party 2
My Birth Number Is 2
Birth Test Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. Details here below..
Bedtime Suggestion
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!" Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she said, "We learned in Sunday school about little boys and girls who don't have mommies and daddies." Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she was still grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up in my eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go be THEIR mom?"
This Day
I never thought this day would come. I get this stupid cast off later. I broke my leg in 2 places back on December 1st and have been in a cast from my hip down. The holidays were tough. My birthday was tougher. But I done with it now....YAY! My boyfriend has been great and taken good care of me through the whole thing. I mean I did fall at his parents' house.......but he has been there for me for anything. I do miss my friends Kerri and Jay. I just thought I would get back on here a few more times. I am hoping that they will come back. I have other friends on here but none I talk to everyday like I did them. They are super nice and a great pick me up even though she is battling breast cancer now. She would encourage me as she walked out the door for her treatments. That's a friend! Thanks for letting me vent and I hope you all have a great day! Laura
32 Questions You Prolly Dont Want The Answers To
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? sure 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Anytime! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? NO, 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT WHO WOULD PAY! 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? HELL NO 9. Mexican or Chinese? Mexican.. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? AGGRESSIVE! 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Ilots of them 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? DUH! 13. Love or money? love.. 14. Credit cards or cash? I TAKE EITHER, PREFER CASH. 15. Has there ever had anyone in your family you wish wasn't? MANY! 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? HOTEL, i like my comfy bed sorry 17. What is the weirdest place you hav
What Can I Say
Yeah what is there to say its one of the worst weeks of my life .....most of you out there that know me i health problems a 41 year old man thats falling apart ..well monday was the start of it i had an EMG and im sure there are a few out there know how painful they can be .....(shocks and nedles to your mussles) so needless to say i was very sore after wards during the EMG they started with my right side ran though all the tests then had me flip to do my left well they started my left side....the thest were so low they thought the equement was malfuctiong the couldnt execpt the tests numbers so needless to say they ran them 7 fucking times bringing me to tears it was that painful ..... well they found something after 7 times of putting me though hell i would think they would have found something .......i have nearve damage in both of my arms and neck which acounts for the constant pain i have in my hands there are days i cant grip open our even hold a pen the pain is that much
The Love Of My Life
Okay this is going to sound a little weird unless u know the whole story but imma do my best to explain without getting into detail of everything. I had to stand up and be the women of yesterday and come out with myself to my man. He was way comfused about a lot but i told him EVERYTHING. He's not mad at me, and he still loves me with all his heart. Still wants to proceed with a relationship with me. I love this man with all of my heart and wouldn't want anything to mess that up. But i thought what i told him was going to mess my life with him up. Im so greatful god was on my side this day in my life and kept him here with me. So through it all, i get to meet him for the first time ever face to face. I have seen him and he has seen me, he just never realized he seen me in that gas station. But he is going to see that the love of his life is a "Real Person" not just some bitch behind the computer screen. Well as for now. Im going to get off here and call my man for the morning.
Bu-booty(s) Please Submit!
Flaunt It If You Got It! I am looking to make a "Best Of Fu-Booty(s)" Video/picture Montage. I want to show off what you Fu-Booties got! If you are interested in haveing your beautiful Fu-Booty featured in my collection Pelase submit a picture of your "Fu-Booty" to me. Not all pics submitted will make it into the video. Pics can be marked "NSFW", but need to be clean and the goods need to be covored. All photos will be handled in a professional manner and used only for the video to be displayed for Fubar, after the video is made all photos will be deleted from my comp. If you are looking for some Fubar exposure, I think this is a great way to do it. Let me know asap so we can this ball rolling. Brought to you by: The Seven And 12
Wife Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:
Jet Set cowboy..not a rock and roll star. Tuesdays gone and sunday is crumbling. Eons and eras have passed and some I can not identify. Slap. Stomp. Grunt. Appreciate what grows between the cracks.
Well guys, I'm back :D I disappeared for a little while, but I couldnt leave my wonderful fuFriends for too long :p The most recent news is that I'm 2months pregnant with my third, and just broke up with the father. Too much drama, I couldn't take it, I didn't deserve it. I kept giving him more chances to straighten out and well...Nothing came out of it. I can't be with someone who I can't trust and who has gone back on his word too many times. I'm done expecting change and not seeing anything. Now while I'm not perfect and have done some pretty stupid shit too.....I'm pregnant now, and I have to take care of myself for the baby's sake. And being utterly depressed and irritated all the time, fighting and bitching and wanting to slit my wrists just didn't seem right with me. So, I left. And that's it. What's done is done. Can't change the past. Time to move on. And on that I go...getting ready to walk down a road as a single mom-to-be, try to be sta
7 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, January 7: Don't be surprised if life gets a little hairy right now. Your sanity's your number one priority right now. Do whatever's necessary to blow off steam and stay centered. Let your cool mind prevail and you'll come out on top.
7 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, January 7: You're acutely aware that you're broke. This, however, doesn't stop you from getting sucked into another online J. Crew sale and doing some major damage. You're hopeless.
Um I Duno..
1. Who are you?....... 2. Are we friends?........ 3. When and how did we meet?........ 4. Do you hav a crush on me?......... 5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........ 6. Give me a nickname and explain why?........ 7. Describe me in 1 word........ 8. what was ur first impression of me?....... 9. do u still think the same?...... 10. What reminds u of me?..... 11. If you could give me anything wat would it be?...... 12. How well do u know me?...... 13. Whens the last tym u saw me?..... 14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?...... 15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wat i say about u?...
Monday, January 7, 2008
Well, today is the big day. Finally! Just thought I'd write a little note before I get ready. My appointment is at 9:15, which is a good thing with this type of doctor. Hopefully, no new little ones wanted to show their cute little faces in this world this morning. I HATE sitting in waiting rooms for hours. Anyway, I'll update those of you who want to know what happens when I get back. Wish me luck, and a little prayer to the Big Guy would be appreciated very much! I love you guys! xoxo Laurie
Today's Quote People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. -Unknown
The Way Its Meant To Be
Sometimes things don't work out exactly like we plan Sometimes you have to take whatis in your own two hands sometimes people expect to muchand feel the end is near sometimes people want to goand this is what I fear I fear you will go awayand leave me all alone I FEAR that you will leave me here with no one to call my own and then again I must remember it's not all about meand other times I must remember Its the Way it's meant to befor now and future times you can't always be here you can't always be by my side so now you know how I feelI need to know how you feel for me but then again I must remember Its the Way its meant to be
I See Naked People, They Are Everywhere
So I'm picking up on the minutia and concepts of Fubar pretty quickly I think and I've come to several conclusions. 1) I have a whole new level of respect for people who are willing to put up pictures of themselves either naked, or in some form of a sexual act. The whole exhibitionist / voyeur thing rocks! 2) Having seen the types of women who utlize Fubar I have realized that tons of them seem to fit my ideals about what I am looking for in somebody that I'd date or be with. So, I'm thinking that if I happen to encounter the right person, here, who is local,or semi-local, I might just end up REALLY loving Fubar! As far as my pics go. I have a female friend, in real life, who, strangely, would be deemed a "sub" by the terminology of this place, who has a digital camera. She and I have plans, one night soon, to make use of that camera so that I can update and post LOTS of new pics of me. Hell I might even get a bit drunk and create an NSFW folder. I should, I'm proud of that p
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
(1)A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was phys ically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.' The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.' (2)A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently , she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what Go! d looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'The
Reinstate Hank Williams In The Grand Ole Opry
Hey yall I know alot of people do not like country music. But Hank Williams Sr is being exploited by the Grand Ole Opry. And he is not even a member so what I am asking yall to do is sign the petition and watch the clips down below. I will also have a link were you can sign the petition.
A Day In A Life Of A Soldier
you stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restauran
Am I Mummified?? Lol
Sometimes I just spend so much time reading and commenting on Mumm's it is a little scary and a lot annoying. Face it most of the Mumm's are dumb or at the very least redundant, yet I find myself following along. I love the comments, most are humourous, some are just angry and mean, and some are no where anyway relevant to the mumm but mummer's carrying on there own coversation. kind of WILD! oh well see ya in the Mumm's dan
Positive Purpose
The events in our lives happen in a sequence in time, but in their significance to ourselves they find their own order. --Eudora Welty Certain opportunities will come and go. Yet it is never too late and never too early to experience the richness of living with positive purpose. Circumstances change from moment to moment, week to week, and year to year. And in every circumstance there are ways to find true fulfillment. You can always make a difference. You can always make a valuable contribution. By so doing, you connect yourself to life's greatest treasures. For the treasures that bring fulfillment are the ones you have a part in creating. The joys of this golden moment are yours to live, no matter how you arrived here. For in this moment you have the opportunity to give the best of yourself. This day is as fresh and wonderful and filled with opportunity as any you've ever known. Live it with positive purpose, and taste the richness you will surely create. -- Ralph M
Wow....ain't He A Smooth Talker......
**Read the conversation from the bottom up** This was my 6:00am welcome to ignorance. His first question to me was "Are you horny?" I waited too long to copy and paste to get that in. If any of you ladies are interested,go look him up. LOL After me being so nice, he comes and rates me a '10'. LOL Just thought I would share ->thedrunken...: Feel free to happily fuck off now. Thank you. thedrunken...: blah blah blah ->thedrunken...: and you talk stupid. go figure thedrunken...: you talk funny ->thedrunken...: I'm very happy. But you pop up with some dumb fuck stupid ass question and you expect me to be nice to you. Bitch please. thedrunken...: your not a happy country gurl ->thedrunken...: I don't give a damn if you're wearing 4 tiaras....shove it up your ass if it makes you happy thedrunken...: i am wearing a tiara thedrunken...: lol good answer ->thedrunken...: not yet, but if it came down to choices of ignorance like yours or being a lesbian, i'
Faces that make relatives not want to talk to you Having to tolerate family on Christmas time is easy to get around. All you have to do is practice. When you make eye contact with one of your extended family, briefly motion them to fuck off. If the look is subtle enough, they won't know what's going on and turn away. Your disinterest will register in their brain subconsciously. This'll make them feel like it's their fault. That way they keep sending you checks every season. Bad. Too tired. Old people love asking young people "What's wrong?" Bad. Too angry. They'll think you're joking. Bad. Too dumb. Everyone will wanna talk to you because you look like the kind of guy who will laugh really loud at every pathetic joke they'll say. Bad. Having a triangular face is bad news. Instead of giving you money for Christmas, your grandpa will buy you a razor protractor. Bad. Too thoughtful. Gazing blankly attracts all the blowhard old people who ask what you're think
9 Words Women Use And Why!
9 WORDS WOMEN USE & WHY. 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
Post By Invisible Friend Materialised To Spew On About Chain Mail - Well He Was Neurotic Before He Had Them!
This is a brilliant tongue in cheek dig at people who wish to cause total neuroses and who send Chain Mail. WRITTEN BY ANON. (Whoever anon is) Dear All: My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat s**t in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died in testate. I no longer worry about my soul
As some of you know, I am sometimes a deep thinker... not always, sometimes a little off kilter... but I have my moments... Well. Here is something that I have learned in thinking.... Understanding is everything. This seems an unusual comment, but just think about it. Understanding is what makes you intelligent. Smart, not knowing a lot, not being able to ace tests and such, actual intelligence. Without understanding, what are you? Nothing. I would even go as far to say that understanding and compassion are the most powerful thing. Pretty much everyone has heard the saying "Love is the most powerful thing" etc etc... but without understanding yourself, your emotions, and others.... how would your love even be possible. No one takes time to understand others, themselves, or the world around them. People would not do the downright stupid shit they do if they took time to think, to understand. Do you think a thief or a murderer would be so quick to do what they do if they thought out how
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: O&a Return Live...again, Biggest Gainer Contest, New O&a Podcast, Send In Your Wedding Videos, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony the Italian Stormchaser!) ...and today we learn that our own Butcha (Board Op for the O&A show) LOVES THE FAT CHICKS! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE, on the air, and (mostly) healthy. Winter colds really blow, don't they? They SURE do. If you want to see a sniffling, sneezy Opie, turn on your PALTALK and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. NEW O&A AUDIO ONLINE: As a special treat for some of you just getting to know the O&A Show, we're posting some clips of the show you might want to nuzzle up to: The Inventor and Epschtine - Featuring Sam and Steve C. Dick Clark Says 'Happy Doo Year' Dick Clark Gets a New Years Tazing Got Did You Enjoy Those Clips? You DID??? Get yo ass some XM! SEND US YOUR WEDDING VIDEOS: Got an embarrassing moment captured on video at your wedding? We want to see it! Send your humiliating best man spe
Wide Rant
To start... in this world there are so many things that anger and sadden me. So many many things. I keep having a dream... where I am standing overlooking hundreds of miles of the most breathtaking and beautiful nature your eyes could ever fall upon. The scene is so powerful I am brought to my knees... weep. For a while I wondered why in the midst of the most powerful thing I could imagine... I would weep. The more I thought about it, the more I came to understand. It is because if just about anyone else were put in that place they would simply overlook it, take it for granted. I was weeping because I knew... that other people would never feel the power of what they were seeing. I was sad for them, I was terrified that this beautiful thing.. nature will soon be gone, simply because no one else can understand it, feel it, be connected to it. As a pagan I personally feel a powerful connection to the earth. Something that would simply be meaningless to so many people...would be one of the
On Being Naked...
I watched a new show this week, "How to look good naked". It's about women who are insecure about their bodies and helps them to accept themselves as they are. The first episode was about a woman whod been trying to lose weight for 20 years (since she was 12). The show focused on helping her see herself as others do and making her more comfortable with her appearance. By the end of the show, she did a nude photo shoot. The show is on commercial television so if youre thinking that they showed her in all her glory, wrong! It was done very tastefully. The show made me stop and think about how I felt about being naked. I was very conservative when I first joined Cherrytap (Fubar of 9 months ago). As time went by, I became more comfortable with my body and my photos became more revealing. No, I still dont have plans to go naked on here but as you can see Im a lot more comfortable with less clothing than I was in my older pictures. My point is that my friends on here have made me fee
Why I Am Fu Whoring, The Whole Sordid Truth
I don't wanna be known as a fu-whore! Yet I find myself slinging friends requests out like they were beads at Mardis Gras! I'm not into the e-popularity thing. I swear I am not. But there are two very important factors at work in my world, causing this. 1) I am single and am actively looking here, and in real life, for potential dates. 2) The points. The damned points. I want to get one of those really cool uber Fu titles. I must have it! So if I send ya a friends request, it's not that I am not interested in talking. In fact the truth is that I'd LOVE for the people I check out here to talk to me. I'm a talkative person. And I'm basically safe. Though I am highly sexual, and am capable of some really kinky stuff, I am not a perv. The truth is that I can get sex in real life, so there's no need for me to cyber perv here, unless of course it's all in the name of mutual fun. I'm always up for mutual fun! Besides, strangely enough, having seen so many naked pics here, and
Cum Show Me Some Lovins Please
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-06 11:49:09')
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100 Things About Me
100 things about me 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My Eyebrow Scar. I was playing softball in Junior High Gym and called a ball, Went for then some litle asshole thought he was hot shit and went for it at the same time. He ended up knocking me out of the sky, his head colliding with mine. I got 14 stitches and a black eye...he got a bump on the head. From then on he was known as "The Murderer". God, so much blood! 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A poster of a Pheonix rising...I gotta put the rest of my shit up. Maybe when I stopbeing lazy. 3. DO YOU GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No teeth grinding. I have talked, cried, and sang in my sleep. The last one kinda freaked my ex out... 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything except Country and anything that remotely sounds like it. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 7:31pm on Feb. 20th, 1985...Paradise Valley Hospital. 6. WHAT DO YOU DRIVE? I don't 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Being A Pagan In Today's Society
Want to know what a persecuted pagan goes through? Find some enlightenment...if you dare! As a pagan, I find that there is an overwhelming sense of horror when issues of religion come about. It seem that there is a complete misunderstanding of what it means to be pagan in the 21st century. "Pagan", when originated, meant "hill dweller." Now that's not the case. For any of you who may be wondering, "What makes a person a pagan?", I have a simple answer. Paganism, by today's definition, means "a person not following the Judaic, Islamic, or Christian faiths". So, technically, by default, if you're an athiest, you're therefore pagan by default. Contrary to popular belief, Satanist, no matter what banner they fall under, are NOT pagans. Satanists believe in, and follow, Satan, who is, by all definition, a Christian character. Some Spiritual Satanists may argue this point, but anyone can see that Satan is the antithesis of God, and pagans do not believe in God, so...Satanists aren'
This Is The Life I Live
People get together everyday. There is no reason I should be alone, but I am beyond doubt sick and tired of the B'S
Traffic Lights
Why are you letting the red light come between us? When the light was green, I tried to come toward you, but before I got the chance to get to you, the light was already yellow. I can not continue running the yellow light for you....
You Don't Kno A Person Until You Really Get To Know Them"
"You don't know a person until the times of darkest( the type of person you never thought they were) but, while the sun was shining on them( the person whom you thought they were) They were in their fake mode. That why, "You don't know a person until you really get to know them." Therefore, I can define what type of person you are, The Pretender, but most of all the Ungraceful One." :0)
I Am Officially Done Dating.
In the past year I have dated: ~A British heavy metal musician, who was 7 years younger than I. Ironically, he was the youngest I dated, and the most mature. Go figure INS would fuck it up. ~A motocross racer and parts manager for a local shop, older by 4 years. He just didn't have time for a full time girl, but didn't bother to communicate that to me. ~A parts puller, younger by 3 years, who didn't understand that "No, I don't want to have sex" actually means "No, I don't want to have sex." The entire second half of the date was spent with him asking me every 5 minutes (no exaggerating) "When we going to go make out?" I left early. ~A nuclear power inspector, older by 6 years, who was so insecure and tightfisted with money that I had enough. Fights were awful, and over how I spent my own money, how I coparented my daughter, how I lived in my own home...etc. Bounced. ~An IT hipster, 3 years younger. He's just too flaky for me, failing to answer his phone and canc
Rangers Fans Don't Want New Super-ibrox Renamed
Rangers Fans Don't Want New Super-Ibrox Renamed Jan 7 2008 By Chris Roberts RANGERS fans have welcomed plans to rebuild Ibrox - but reacted angrily to suggestions the name could be changed. The club are planning to demolish and rebuild their famous stadium in a sensational 700million scheme which will increase capacity to 70,000. Rangers could also give a major corporate sponsor naming rights - similar to the deal Arsenal's did with Emirates Airlines. But that news hasn't gone down well with Rangers' passionate followers. John Macmillan, General Secretary of the Rangers Supporters Association, said: "I don't know who would provide the money but I hope the stadium retains its name. "I wouldn't like to see us playing anywhere other than at Ibrox. "If you look around the country - especially down south - the people putting the money in get the stadiums named after them. "While I can understand that since companies are putting in enormous sums, it would be
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Jan 07. 2008
Beautiful. I miss you :: Incubus To see you when I wake up is a gift I didn't think could be real. To know that you feel the same as I do is a three-fold, utopian dream. You do something to me that I can't explain. So would I be out of line if I said, I miss you. I see your picture, I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine. You have only been gone ten days, but already I'm wasting away. I know I'll see you again whether far or soon. But I need you to know that I care and I miss you.
Guys Point Of View
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa
Mosaic Heart
Little pieces put together a mosaic of memories, tiny bits that make it whole, like a cracked window, through which people see. A tired broken heart, of jagged glass that lie, in sparkling pieces on the ground, and with trembling hands, I cradle them with woeful sighs. the delicate pieces of my love, the shining joy of my adolescence, reflections of my sorrows, and melancholy everlasting, as I hold my shattered innocence. I've lost some pieces over time, some I've tossed away, others cut my hand without mercy, and with my tears mixing in the wounds, I put those back where they lay. The shards on which I hold dear, I put upon the injured wall, pin them up fragment by shred, to once again find myself whole, praying my heart will not fall. Like petite uncut gems, my heart seems torn and hollow, but the pieces that remain, left on the floor where I fear to walk, a path most fear to follow. You walk in them without doubt, you glimmer with a smile,
come rock
The Key...
There are many locks and with such are many keys with most keys they are returned but with one lock where one key and only one key can unlock it Once that key is given away the key can never be returned It becomes the sole possession of the recipient forever theirs For this is no random key but is a special key This key is not handed to one another lightly but rather earned over time For several years people work to earn this key once given this key, the one key that will forever more unlock not a door to a house or a car but unlock The person's heart forever at that point in time when they give that key they will then for the first time understand True Love
I Want To Host A Contest!
I always see contests about who is the hosttest and best body parts. So overrated! So0o I want to host my own contest....Something I haven't seen before and something that really interests me! CARS!!! I wanna see everyone's cars. If you are interested in entering this contest then let me know so I can put it all together!
Support Our Troops
Proof of abuse by our troops that the media missed.. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say "Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!" More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At "Tickle-Torture" To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one!!!!!!!!!!
Tll Presents The Best Of 2007
This was my Year Ender / Best Of 2007 Show on The Leathur Lair... =============================================================================================== 01-04-07 Best Of 2007 Year-Ender TLL 15 JUSTICE JibJab Year 2007 >voiceover: THE GOD OF THUNDER SPEAKS Ozzy Osbourne "Lay Your World On Me" Ozzy Osbourne "Here For You" Ozzy Osbourne "I Don't Wanna Stop" >voiceover Megadeth "Gears Of War" Megadeth featuring Christina Scabbia "A Tout Le Monde" Megadeth "Amerikhastan" >voiceover Shadows Fall "Just Another Nightmare" Shadows Fall "Storm Winds" Shadows Fall "The Great Collapse" WRR 1yr Anniv megapromo 01 Static X "Team Hate" Static X "Chemical Logic" Static X "Destroyer" >voiceover Velvet Revolver "She Mine" Velvet Revolver "She Builds Fast Machines" Velvet Revolver "For A Brother" TLL Mission Impossible Korn "Another Brick In The Wall" Korn "Bitch We Got A Problem" Korn featuring Amy Lee "Freak On A Leash" acoustic >voiceover Nine Inch Nai
Hey All
I just thought some of my friends might want to check this out..!!
1960 by lianello It was 1960 and my husband and I had just bought a house in an adorable little suburb of Baltimore. I was only twenty one and George was ten years older than me but he looked young and the age difference didnt show. I had a great husband with a great job and now we had a wonderful home. Not being the kind of people to socialize, I was a little worried about the tight group of young couples that always abound in the suburbs. Everyone welcomed us with casseroles, jellies and various other gifts; each couple carefully checking out what their friends had brought. Nobody wanted to have the least impressive gift. We soon discovered that there were several different tribes or factions of friends. Our immediate neighbors were all fine and friendly but we soon found that our interests matched those of another group of families that everyone else seemed to label unsociable. That suited us just fine. After a few months of turning down several barbeque invitations we d
Pleasure Night Has Rerturned To It's Original Home Intoxication
PLEASURE NIGHT HAS COME BACK TO IT'S RIGHTFUL HOME..... INTOXICATION home to the intoxication locals with great parties and awesome people....... the warrior dj kaijaw is on air right now... for all of you to come in and join him for the pleasure night of a life time music... fun... games... and getting to own a master and a slave... join us for your chance to out bid other people for your chance to snack a girl or boy or both what ever floats your boat come one come all join right us right now click the pictures! INTOXICATION home of the INTOXICATION LOCALS and crazy parties and AWESOME people YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST.... the place to rock out with no end has come to you.... INTOXICATION get totally intoxicated ONLY @ INTOXICATION.... THE PLACE TO BE IS INTOXICATION YOU CAN NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS YOU MUST COME CHECK IT ALL OUT! THERE IS ONLY 3 RULES AND THERE IT'S LIKE ANYTHING GOES IN THERE GET DIRTY AND INTOXICATED! JOIN IN
We Write A Song
Those tender kisses that passionate touch the moisture our bodies create,Oh my God this is the ecstacy my body thrives on,this moment is the birth of love,our energy exchanges, together we are a binary convergence,our structure permeates the universal need of closeness,you and I escape with candles and a song, I write a song for you,you write a song for me, we write a song for each other you and I,together we transend the harmony the melody, our tempo flucuates with the movement of our is just you I hold, nothing else exist, we are suspended in time dancing with the stars, can you feel it, my heart now beats only for you,each second we spend is eternal bliss, I am yours, you are mine, together we are a design a beautiful portrait, our love is a fortress,oh please let this last forever, every detail is perfected,oh baby can you hear it, the pleasure in my voice, we've created a symphony
Pace Of Things
I just want to put down, on record, that I think people are fucking dumb. As a whole. The individual may be smart, but they are outnumbered far by the true idiot that you have to stare at constantly and think: what the fuck? I love the way people flock to a concept and think they are original because they are putting a "new twist" on a question that has been over asked already. I've been guilty of this, but I do it merely out of frustration and annoyance. But every day in the mumms has a theme. ONE question that is going to be restated countless times. Are people in general just that susceptible to "mob mentality" and behave in herd like idiocy no matter what common sense says? Or is it that most of the idiots truly think that they are being original by posting what they post? Just because you change the names in a joke, it doesn't make the punch-line yours. And I would like to add...since this is the way things work, can we aim for a day that focuses on boobs? I know it's
The Facts Our Goverment Doesn't Want Us To Know
Yea, yea I cheated, I coped this from my myspace, oh well... It's my page I'll do what I wanna... LOL! happy reading Myth: Marijuana's Harms Have Been Proved Scientifically. In the 1960s and 1970s, many people believed that marijuana was harmless. Today we know that marijuana is much more dangerous than previously believed. Fact: In 1972, after reviewing the scientific evidence, the National Commission on Marihuana and Drug Abuse concluded that while marijuana was not entirely safe, its dangers had been grossly overstated. Since then, researchers have conducted thousands of studies of humans, animals, and cell cultures. None reveal any findings dramatically different from those described by the National Commission in 1972. In 1995, based on thirty years of scientific research editors of the British medical journal Lancet concluded that "the smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health." Myth: Marijuana Has No Medicinal Value. Safer, more effective drugs are av
"the Rules" From A Guy To A Woman
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Cum Show Me Some Lovins Please
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-06 11:49:09')
For Every Parents,grandparents,aunts And Unles
I CHANGED THE FONT COLOR CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WERE NOT ABLE TO READ IT. HELP THE CHILDREN Preventing Child Sexual Abuse SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? Likes spending time with children all the time. More comfortable with c
OK. did it again. got myself into something in Fubar. I'm in "J-Roxx's Hottest MUMMer Contest" Rate Me Leave Comment Or Don't. :-D
What I Miss The Most
i miss the ocean and the tide i miss the realness in my life i miss having someone around to talk to, laugh 'n play with i miss being truly happy i miss being true to my self i miss being strong enough to walk alone in this cold, cruel world i miss kisses i miss having a protector i miss living life i miss my friends i miss talking alot most of all i miss being missed....
Happy Birthday To Me
Heartbreaker 101
Given the choice, most people say they would much rather break up with someone than get broken up with. But if you've recently initiated a breakup, you know how tough it can be. Just because you summoned the courage to end your dead-end relationship doesn't mean you're not feeling a little heartache yourself (or experiencing some guilt for causing your ex heartache). But fear not, my brave friend. You are not alone. Following are some do's and don'ts that should make moving on that much easier. Don't: Call, email, text or visit your ex in a moment of weakness Even though you brought on the breakup, there may still be times when you miss your ex. Even though you brought on the breakup, there may still be times when you miss your ex. A song might come on the radio that reminds you of them. Something funny will happen and you'll want to share it. Or maybe you're just having a bad day and want to reach out and reconnect. STOP RIGHT THERE. Missing your ex is one thing. Contacting yo
This Is Just Wrong
NOW THIS IS FUCKED......... I have several friends that have no internet so they come to my house to get on here and yahoo and myspace and such to check their shit and stuff......well because of that.......thats why i was fuckin reset......heres the only explanation I got from fubar support: we have a policy if you have more than 1 account from 1 ip we see them as duplicates and therefore no points for them. THATS ALL they had to how the fuck is that fair to me?
Support Morphine
If you have not already done so go to and check out my profile. Help keep me on the top hits. thanks mmcl If you wanna see me do any special set ideas leave me comments and I'll try to do as many as i can.
Thoughts For The Evening.....
These lyrics...this is how I feel about life. Summer, Highland Falls Artist:Billy Joel They say that these are not the best of times But they're the only times I've ever known And I believe there is a time for meditation In cathedrals of our own Now I have seen that sad surrender in my lover's eyes And I can only stand apart and sympathize For we are always what our situations hand us It's either sadness or euphoria And so we'll argue and we'll compromise And realize that nothing's ever changed For all our mutual experience Our separate conclusions are the same Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity Our reason coexists with our insanity And though we choose between reality and madness It's either sadness or euphoria How thoughtlessly we dissipate our energies Perhaps we don't fulfill each other's fantasies And as we stand upon the ledges of our lives With our respective similarities It's either sadness or euphoria
Triple Goddess
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In ancient Indo-European mythologies, various goddesses or demi-goddesses appear as a triad, either as three separate beings who always appear as a group (the Greek Moirae, Charites, Erinnyes and the Norse Norns) or as a single deity who is commonly depicted in three aspects (Greek Hecate). Often it is ambiguous whether a single being or three are represented, as is the case with the Irish Brighid and her two sisters, also called Brighid, or the Morrgan who is known by at least three or four different names. In most ancient descriptions of Triple Goddesses, the separate deities perform different yet related functions, and can appear as any age they desire. In the Neo-Pagan religion of Wicca, the Triple Goddess is held in particular reverance, along with the Horned God. Overview The term Triple Goddess was popularised by poet and scholar Robert Graves, in his "work of poetic imagination," The White Goddess (1948). Graves believed that an
Horned God
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Horned God is a modern syncretic term used amongst Wiccan-influenced Neopagans, which unites numerous male nature gods out of such widely-dispersed mythologies as the Celtic Cernunnos, the English Herne the Hunter, the Hindu Pashupati and the Greek Pan. A number of figures from British folklore, though normally depicted without horns, are nonetheless considered related: Puck, Robin Goodfellow and the Green Man. Development of an idea The idea that all such horned images were of deities and that they represented manifestations of a single Horned God, and that Christianity had attempted to suppress his worship by associating him with Satan, originally developed in the fashionable 19th-century Occultist circles of England and France. Eliphas Levi's famous illustration of Baphomet, in his Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie (1855) (based on Goya's Witches Sabbath painting, 1789) accompanied the first suggestions to this effect. Levi's i
Last Nights Happy Hour Giveaways And More To My Friends/ Fans
If you fanned and added me I wanted to let you know that starting today and taking me a few days I will be going through and rating and fanning you. At the same time I will try and rate your stash and pics. I am putting on other giveaways that won't occur during my Happy Hour's. I will post more information about these as soon as possible. Hopefully within the next day or two. Now to Last Nights results: I hosted 2 Happy Hours so 2 different winners. The prize was either a Blast or VIP. Thank you. The First Person Was: ~HOORAY BEER...BOO TEA~BARTENDER @ THE TIGER'S DEN!!! STOP BY AND HAVE A DRINK ON ME!!!@ fubar The Second Person Was: H LL@ fubar
What The Fuck?????
I have been on this site for less than a week and I have already noticed the large amount of fucking females who seem to think they MUST have a high rating in order to feel good about themselves. I personally have been rated everything from a 1 to a 11 and have just not thought twice. WTF is up with this shit. Why the fuck do females have to be validiated by CyberSpace???? I'm sorry but my fiance is all the validation I need and seriously am debating NOT recommending this site to my friends. Can someone PLEASE help me understand why females are like this????
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Dualism denotes a state of two parts. The word's origin is the Latin duo, "two" . The term 'dualism' was originally coined to denote co-eternal binary opposition, a meaning that is preserved in metaphysical and philosophical discourse but has been diluted in general usage. Moral dualism Moral dualism is the belief of the coexistence (in eastern and naturalistic religions) or conflict (in western religions) between the "benevolent" and the "malignant". Most religious systems have some form of moral dualism - in western religions, for instance, a conflict between good and evil. Like ditheism/bitheism (see below), moral dualism does not imply the absence of monist or monotheistic principles. Moral dualism simply implies that there are two moral opposites at work, independent of any interpretation of what might be "moral" and - unlike ditheism/bitheism - independent of how these may be represented. For example, Mazdaism (Mazdaen Zoroas
Need Sum Help/family Love
Here's Two Contestant's We Are Bombing Right Now Please Show Some Family Love Remember to Rate And Comment The Host's Thank You Very Much And Hope To See You All There,Hippie
Live @ Bellsize Road, Worthing
Live @ Bellsize Road, Worthing A live set I played @ a 48hr garden party. This is a 45min demo from my full 80min house/trance set. please visit my website for a full track listing.
Gerald Gardner
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Gerald Brosseau Gardner (June 13, 1884 - February 12, 1964) was an English civil servant, amateur anthropologist, writer, and occultist who published some of the definitive texts for Wicca, which he was instrumental in founding. Life Gardner was born at The Glen, The Serpentine, Blundellsands, near Liverpool, England to a well-off family who had in their service Josephine "Com" McCombie, an Irish nursemaid. The family business was Joseph Gardner & Sons, the Empire's oldest and largest importer of hardwood. Gardner had been suffering asthma at the time, bearing the illness from a young age, and his nursemaid had offered to take him to the warmer climates of the Continent. They both eventually settled in Asia, where Gardner stayed for a large portion of his young-adult life. Beginning in 1908 he was a rubber planter, first in Borneo and then in Malaya. After 1923 he held civil service posts as a government inspector in Malaya. In 1936, at
I met this girl from messenger and she invited me to join Fubar. I like her a lot and I want to call her but she won't give me her number. She says she is interested in someone and she wouldn't feel right giving her number to me. Should I give up and move on or keep trying to get her number?
New 08 Auction
Mri Finally Scheduled!!!
MRI Tomorrow!!! Ok folks!! You have all heard about the pain,a nd me not wanting to talk or go out to do antyhing. Well we did find out it is not my arm bugging me after all of this but my neck. So I am having an MRI done tomorrow morning. I will keep u all updated on the report, but i will be doing PT for a few weeks. I have not been blowing u all off, this is a serious, and very painful time right now for me. It is SLOWLY improving. Wish me well, and I promise to keep u updated!!!! Happy NEW YEAR too all of u as well!!! Sherry
Pitagoras Switch
Japanese People
New 08 Auction
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Handfasting is a betrothal or wedding ritual in which the couple's clasped hands are tied together by a cord or ribbon hence the phrase "tying the knot". The tying of the hands may be done by the officiant of the ceremony, by the wedding guests, or by the couple themselves. In some modern Neopagan groups, the ceremony has been reinterpreted to be a spiritual marriage, whether on a trial basis or as a permanent (even eternal) bond. Historical In Ireland and Scotland, during the early Christian period it was a form of trial marriage, often performed in rural areas when a priest was not available. The couple could form a temporary, trial marriage, and then be married "in the Church" the next time a priest visited their area. For example, King Canute the Great had a "handfast wife," Aelgifu of Northampton, who acted as queen in his northern kingdoms, while Emma of Normandy, whom he married in the Christian rite, was queen of England.
Own Me!
I got talked into doing an auction for my ownership for 2 weeks. Please check it out and give me a bid:
Life And Love
here it is a new year already. with all that happened last year, i still have a couple of things to be thankful for. first and foremost, my son alex and rose's daughter erica. and then, of course, my sweet rose. without her, i probabley would have given up already. when i broke my hand back in august, then lost my full time job working for my uncle after nine years, i thought it couldn't get any worse. at that point, i had lost almost 50% of my income. well, just in time for christmas, my new full time job, which i had been working part time for over a year until i broke my hand, decided to cut my hours in half. merry christmas, huh? so, now i have lost 3/4 of my income. through it all, rose has been here for me. as frustrating as it has been for her, she has still kept believing in me and continues to encourage me to never give up on my dreams. lately, i guess that i have been withdrawing. it's tough to keep a possitive attitude with all that has gone wrong, but somehow, rose
Flag Burning
They pledged their lives to something that for some doesn't mean a thing. They sang for a symbol as loud as they could sing. When war broke out they wore it on their chest, to prove to the world they were the very best. They looked to the flag in hopes they'd be home again, But for many when they came home the war did not end. They all found hope in the old Red , White, and Blue, proving to the world that their patriotism would forever be true. Now some want to burn the flag, they call it freedom of speech and it's one of their "rights" But freedom is the result of the one who often bravely fights. I say lets give them the freedom , and the right to pursue it, It's o.k. to burn the flag as long as it's wrapped around their body while they do it.
New At This
Humm ikay new at this... dont know how to get the pic in back of my profile... hummm can someone help me out with that and ummm lets see i live in hell... and when it ask for my zip code wallago well mmmmmmmm i dont think we have one this far south. ha ha ha Naw i am a native here in Texas :-) I have 2 kids that drive me fucking crazy! and I have a husband that does the same but in a good way lol then there are the inlaws - hate is such a strong word... at the moment i really really really fucking dislike them and my husband is at work for the next 2 weeks so I will be all alone !!! I need a Margarita. Goin to the freezer... Im out Manda
123 More Dead "friends' In A Row, All With Little White Tags On Their Toes....
Chop chop chop.The axe just keeps on chopping. 123 more "friends" get knocked off the list. At this rate, I'll be down to my 23 top friends and family members.And even that list isnt safe anymore. Seems most these latest victims did nothing but take up space on my list for someone that may actually talk and get to know someone. Or they added me because I was a VIP and wanted 11's or whatever. Or they spammed me with their retarded contests and lounges.I dont do the contest thing.Im here to meet people,not turn Fubar into fucking Myspace.If you wanna be popular, go back to Tom,suck his flaccid dick,and add a bunch of teenyboppers showing their shit online. Leave me the hell alone if youre gonna be like that.
Take A Moment, Leave Me A Gift *lol*
To The Sexy Lounge
Today I See...
There's another sad song on the radio. I wait for it to end, but it goes so slow. I feel the words in my veins, they know my story. And, still, I think of you. The pain is familiar, I've been here before. I knew my way around once, but don't anymore. Every tear has its reason for falling down my face. And, still, I think of you. There are so many things behind this smile, that you will never know. And I've waited long enough for you, but now it's time to go. My mind is drowned in hopelessness, another sleepless night. And, still, I think of you. I've got my suitcase of memories, I'm ready to be on my way. Maybe I'll see you again, another day. Got all my broken dreams to guide me, I'm ready to go. And, still, I think of you. I promised myself that I wouldn't turn back. But it was the strength you gave me, I forgot to pack. I have second thoughts, I'm so confused. And, still, I think of you. I turn one last time, to meet your stare. And you tell me that yo
For All The Stupid Men!!!!
well i'm off and don't know when i will be back tc all
yeah...i dont like this secret/anonymous crush thing. i cant figure out who has a crush on me. :( in other news...this is a really lame blog.
I haven't been on here much lately. Sorry about that. I reckon here's a few things that have been going on as of late... My boyfriend moved in with me last month... I think that it was like the first week of December. The kids have been out for the past 2 weeks, they go back Tuesday... YAY!!! We got a restaurant opened... (My mother, boyfriend, and I) It's going pretty good. We have our days of hitting and missing. Still working out some things too. I now have my Associates in Applied Science degree. I'm not sure if I put that on here yet. I am finally finished with school. YAY! Took only 3 years to finish a 2 year program! lol. But things are going pretty good for now. Probably just like everything else... Some days are good and some days are bad. Talk to ya'll later. MUAH!
just looked outside and its snowing. how i would love to be sitting up in the mts. buy a fire sitting with good friends drinking coffee. not caring how wet i was getting just spending time in the snow
Slight Name Change......and Life Update
If you hadnt noticed by now... i changed my screen name... its still lover1371--the doormat... but i added a lil bit on the end.... SO YEAH... at the end of Februrary... unless a miracle happens... i will be needing a place to live... and me not having a job right now ... makes it worse.... my life is beginngin to suck even more than it used to... an theres NOTHING i can seem to do to make it not suck.... talk more soon... with someone.. if you think you could help me... lemme know... PM me.... or if you payed attention an have my off Fubar contact info... you can contact me that way.... im off for now...
True Beauty Is Truely Inside A Person
Call Me
Do you like the song????
The Dating Persona Test
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationshipsas opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
Something we all have heard and probably have searched to find...a poem "IF TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME" an awesome find... I've dreamed many dreams that never came true, If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, That I was l
Marriage And Security
They say arguments over money are the number one reason for divorce. Actually, marriage is the number one reason for divorce. There is a difference between making a proactive commitment each day to be happy and grow together or being owned by a marriage certificate and losing interest because you have a false sense of security. Many married couples lose interest because "the chase is over" and people get cold feet because you are trying to own them and tie them down. Marriage goes against the laws of love and life because we are gods with free will and there is no forever. All we have is today. You and that person are compatible today. Tomorrow...that may change. When we say things like "That's MY wife.", or "That's MY man." - we are implying ownership. You have lowered the other person to an object or property that you own. Relationships are a one day at a time thing. Nothing more and nothing less. This allows them to flourish and last a long time. Relationships are
Boo Boo Spotlight Part2
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Hey Fubar Well I must say that its been a good day today. My baby girl is home, she's been gone all week and I've been bored all week with her gone and lonely as fuck... but she's home and we're back to our usual life until she goes on vaca again. But next time she leaves me, I won't be alone and somber, moping waiting for shit to happen, IMMA MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. I know its hard to do so when you dont have a job and no money to save your life, but I've come to the conclusion that if folks dont want to be with or around you, FUCK 'EM. Tell 'em to kick rocks and keep on trucking. I may not be the finest thing on this earth, but I love who I am, how I am and how I look and my admirers think so as well so dammit time to bust out and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. Just seems that the ones that have the most interest are always in another damn state. But I'm patient and I know things will change for me for the better. Its as if a cloud was somehow lifted from me because I made serious head
just wanted to say hi. i am new here and looking for friends so add me if you want.
Questions For "god"
1. Why don't you show yourself? You supposedly made us and want us to believe in you, right? Why the big mystery? You're also omnipresent, right? Why don't you show yourself to all of us at once and have a personal discussion with us? You can pick the date and time, we'll all stop what we are doing, I'm sure. 2. Why do you let your followers murder and rape us? Why do you let your Catholic priests sodomize our precious children? I think it's safe to say that we really don't like this. Isn't your Catholic hierarchy hand chosen by you from the top down? Are you afraid to admit to making a mistake in your choices? Can you please admit the mistake and let our children grow up in a normal, ethical and safe environment? 3. Did you really make Eve from one of Adam's ribs? Why didn't you make her from dust just like Adam? And, why do men and women have the same number of ribs if you stole one from Adam to make Eve? 4. Why do you make your followers suff
Single Again
After a 7 year marriage I thought I'd just stay alone for a while but it's lonely ...recently met a guy online who I care for deeply but things went crazy when we met ....So I'm back to being single and loving the attention!
Looking For Girls :)
I have decided to start a keeper fantasy football league next year. I'm hoping to have all females in this league so if you're interested please send me a message on myspace or at my email or on Yahoo and let me know. I don't have all the details yet on what the scoring system will be like--i'll probably just keep the scoring the same as Gerald's league, and the fee will be cheaper--most likely 40 bucks or so...This league will have live scoring on a very well organized site called it out when you get a chance! As I said before, it will be a keeper league which means you can keep any players you draft the following year in exchange for a round's pick..I'll have all the rules and details to follow in the offseason! Please spread the word if you play or know of other women that play and any and all suggestions are appreciated!
Poem:your Sweet Lips
This kiss is sweet, as I wish to taste your lips.. Wanting to feel the tenderness of your touch and the warmth of your breath.. This kiss can I hold you, near without having any fear.. As I look into your lovely eyes that lead to your soul that knows no goodbye's.. This kiss is from the real me, and would only wish.. For a real kiss thats as lovely as you are and comes from your sweet lips... Signed: Raymond Starns Dated: Jan. 6th. 2008
My Kinda Hang Out!
The Sweetest Words You Will Ever Hear
mi amor para usted es ms profundo que el fondo del ocano, mis pensamientos para usted va encendido ms all de la galaxia, mi corazn es el tuyo mientras usted es el mo If anyone can tell me what this says ill buy u a drink or 2......i might even talk to you after that.....hehehe
Any Good Guy/gals Left
Just read a mumm about are ther any good guys left. The person that wrote the mumm was a 27 yr old female which I am assuming is having a hard time finding that Mr Right. So here is my take on finding that Mr/Miss Right as for me being a mid forty male with a wife an 4 kids my view shall we say is slightly jaded and may seem a tad bit harsh to some of you folks out there. Got news for you'all Mr right is a fantasy.......he does not exsist that knight in shining armor is a a fairytale they are people just like you they will make mistakes no bones about it sooner er later prince charming is gonna screw up. Same goes for Miss right she is a fantasy never gonna happen. We have all grown up listening to all the fairytales and in todays society we have grown used to the want it right the f#$% now that we dont wait, we are unwilling to wait even for something good and then once we do get it and we hit a pothole its too easy just to throw in the towel an say screw this why should I try I can j
Boo Boo Spotlight
There are no words too even begin too describe this pimpout. Thank you too all of my friends and family for going above and beyond too make sure that I got SpotLight one last time. So many emotions came with this because of all of you. So too all of Fubar reading this these people go too the extremes for there friends.. Show mad love too everyone.. They deserve it.Ill never be able too repay all of you back but will do my best too always be there in any way I can.. All of these awesome people gave fubucks too help me. Please Fan, Add, Rate ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar LOBOSHEWOLF@ fubar ~*Naughty*~*Blinky~AKA~*Girlblink182*~*StewieGriffin's Wife*~@ fubar Christie@ fubar ~slave~@ fubar Ladygray@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar
Hellyeah ~ Star
"Star" The way you move,the way you move me, Makes me feel alive The way you look, the way you look at me, Sends chills up my spine I found my star, lost the moon, That star is you. Love the way you love me, You love me Love the way you do me, just like you do The way you touch, the way you touch me Makes me feel alive. The way you melt me, the way we melt together, Melt into my eyes I found my star, lost the moon, That star is you, shining through I love the way you love me, You love me Love the way you do me, just like you do My angel, my anchor, my star... I found my star, lost the moon That star is you, shining through I found my star, you love me. That star is you,shining through I found my star, that star is you, I found my star, shining through You're my star... Ohio is for lovers...
Stevi Is Just A Little Under 4,000 From Fuberlord.
Please help out a good friend of mine, a genuine Fubar sweetheart. Thanks in advance. amaze me baby@ fubar
The Soldier
This is something that I have written for all of our friends and loved ones who serve in the Armed Forces. We love you and we hope you come home safe. The Soldier His gear and bags are packed It is time for him to go Inside he is scared as hell But he doesnt let it show As he says his goodbyes To the ones that he loves They pray God watches over him From Heaven up above He is going to a land Where Americans are the scum of the earth This has been his pre-planned destiny Ever since the day of his birth With his rifle on his shoulder And his helmet on his head He boards the plane that will take him To that place that every soldier dreads He is an American soldier And his mission is to keep us free He is going to a war to fight For Americans like you and me.
Fuckin Hell
I dont know what's going on anymore. people spreadin shit about me. I might end up back in DCP. to much shit went down in 1 muthafuckin day!!! I hate this shit. I hate feeling like this all the time. that's why I basicly stoped hagin with my friends for a long ass time. But I knew, I FUCKING knew that when I start chillin with people again, that this shit was going to happen. I dont want to loose what I want. I dont want to give up what I've been fighting to hard to keep. Fuck this planet, and everyone in it!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK HIM!!!! FUCK HER!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!! I'm moving out of state. I'm actually going to be a pussy, a wimp, a dumbass, and I'm running away from it all. I know it wont take the pain away. But it will ease my pain overtime. I feel like major shit. AND I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!! I hate you, I hate everyone. dont fucking talk to me. dont be talkin shit on me unless it's true. fuck you -Skitzo
Four More Days.......
Its just four more days to go until the 7th anniversary or the passing of my dad. I miss him a lot and have been thinking a lot about him this year.... because of the improvements I have done here at my house. I cant help but think about what he would be thinking if he were here. Would he have just made the improvements and repairs on the old house or broken down and replaced it. I have walked around here all of this weekend thinking about him. Would he have done this or would he do that.... Maybe I just have too much time to sit and think about things now that the house is done. I miss you dad!!!! I always will!!!
Irish Sweetheart
This lovely woman in the link below is one of my very good friends on here. She is 37TH yrs young today! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* IRISH SWEETHEART~FU OWNED BY BRI GUY*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~@ fubar Go and show her all the love and it will be returned!! PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!
Sugar's Bedside Manners
I've decided to shamelessly rip off Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column, simply because I feel like it. And also because, though I generally trust and agree with Dan's advice, I think that straight guys taking sex advice from a gay guy can be problematic. Why? Well, for one, gay men seldom have trouble getting laid. Straight men, on the other hand, generally spend the bulk of their lives scheming to get laid. I'm terrible at my own relationships, but I've always been really good at OTHER people's relationships. Wife outta town? I can fill in. Er. Be filled in? That's not what this is about, though. Rather, it's a chance for you to submit a question and have me offer advice. Since it's free, and since most things that are free are usually valueless, you should probably not heed my advice. So, go on, message me with your questions about sex, relationships, whatever you wish. Or, as the esteemed Mr. Savage would say, "Got problems? Oh yes you do."
1. Are you dating the last person you kissed? Now, hmmmm, exactly how are we defining dating? 2. What are you like when you're drunk? Much nicer than I want to be, hehehe 3. Who did you copy this from and what do you think of them? I got it from Kelli and hmmm, I am trying not to mention that she has an ass that most women would kill for - didn't work real well did it? 4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? I guess that would be Jason 5. Do you talk to yourself? Well someone has to set me straight don't they? 6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton? I try not to, but dammit sometimes the urge takes over and I do, oh don't hate me but I do 7. Who knows a secret or two about you? I have no secrets to know really 9. Do you delete people off of myspace? All the damn time 10. Who was the last person to say i love you to you? Marlena 11. When is the last time you had butterflies? Never had butterflies but it does sound a lil weird to me
I Missed My Niece's Bday Dinner....
Well... I was supposed to head to my sister's house tonight for dinner with the entire family for my niece's bday, but I wasn't feeling all that hot this weekend so I stayed in. From the phonecall I received this evening from my niece, seems that was a pretty good choice. I guess there was a big family blow up that I missed out on tonight. Ya see... I have this sister that proclaims herself the ultimate christian...yeah, one of those. Well, on NY eve all the younger cousins got together and stayed at one of the cousins apartments for the night seeing as they were all not old enough to be out on the town and this way no one needed babysitters either. Well, of all the cousins, my sister's kids were the only one's not allowed to attend this little gathering. Well, I guess everything came to a head tonight at the dinner party and in the end, my sister and her husband got kicked out of the house and dinner went on without them. Their kids stayed for the dinner. The family just kicke
Who Iam
i ama mother who hasnt one i ama sinner who keeps on sinning i ama friend whos there for u but when i need u ur gone im a sister who no one wants to be like im a lover whos not loved
How I Am Let Me Know How You Are
got my friends back till I die got my friend frieds back and I don't mind if I have to actt I am not afrade of deth I greet it like a brother life or deth to the lette you know who you are I would kill for you I die every time I see you cry my heart brakes I would do anything to see you smile hair you laugh makes me fly so high
No One..........
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry cause Everything gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights [No One lyrics on] I don't worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of
Down By 140
Hi..Could I bug you for just ONE RATE to help me out in the FUCouple contest? If you do help, msg me so I can return some love. Here's the link if you decide to help. We're behind the 1st couple by 140 and abt 70 odd by the 2nd couple. Thank you!
Pleasuring A Woman
My friend had this posted as one of his blogs & I felt it needed to be shared to all my friends. It is a GOOD F*CKING READ! Ok, this is a little different than my usual rants, but I had a friend today complain about his girlfriend's repeated requests for oral pleasure. This is a detailed How-To and may offend many of you, sorry. For those of you that find it helpful...great! Be warmed, this goes into intimate detail. Going down on a woman is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing. First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Gu
So Cute!!!
As I was sitting in church waiting for Sacrament to begin today,a Lady with her 2 children passed by. She has a boy in primary and a toddler girl who is soooooooo adorable!!!! It was funny , all I had to do was jokingly say : "wanna sit with me?" and she did, lol . She left her mom and quietly sat on my legs. You'd think she'd get restless after a while, since Church is not exactly fun at that age, but she did not.She didn't even show any sign of being bored at all . Her brother came to bring us a book for her to color just in case, and I gladly accepted it, even though she really did not seem to need it. It was so cool to have her there the whole time. Funny thing is , her mom came to thank me for having her , and I was like : " thanks for what??? she's the cutiest thing!" ,that's when she told me , that cute little stinker actually cries when she's in church with mommy,aaawwwwww. was almost tempted to keep her and pretend she's mine,even though nobody would have beli
A Dream Of Love...
Unveiled and naked, my heart waits without fear Dreaming the dreams that bring you near Anxious and Tempted, Longing to hear Those sweet words whispered into my ear Making the intentions all so clear To Love and be Loved
I Love You
Fuck Her Gently
Embers Of Life
Embers of Life Letting go of the Fire, the witness to your existence, the pedestal of hope That held you high from Invisibility Grasping for breath, No one will know.. Secretly Loving, the deadly sin Envious Truth of Embers Burn deep smoldering to find ones self is still broken yet sane!
Adult Jokes
Suck an Orange Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.
Sex Jokes
A Man and His Boy A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, What do you want, Fathead? The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, There are three things a man wants in life: 1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town; 2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and 3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along
This is really meant just to get the thoughts out of my head. I have been up so long that I cant think and blogging is sometimes a release of what you are thinking but just cannot or do not say. Someone very dear to me had a heart attack last night....this is someone that I have spent 15 years of my life with and until now had very little contact....sad but true. Why does it take something like this to happen before you wake up and realize the things in life you have/had are taken for granted. Why is it so hard for us just to stop and see how fortunate we really are and all the things we have to be thankful for. Why do we give up so easily when things seem hard? Why are we having a pity party for ourselves over such little trival things that really mean nothing in the long run. And most importantly why does it take something so tragic to make us wake up and see that we are never given a second. We are all living on borrowed time so why not live life to the fullest instead of
Sex Jokes
Go for the Gold A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase. Olympic condoms?, she asks, What makes them so special? There are three colors, he replies, Gold, Silver and Bronze. What color are you going to wear tonight? she asks cheekily. Gold of course, says the man proudly. The wife responds, Really, why dont you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.
Sex Jokes
Ex-Girlfriend A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asks. "No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."
Adult Jokes
Doctor Dave Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "Dave..... Dave..... Dave, you sick bastard You're a vet."
I Am Worth Exactly $2,518,824 - Fun Quizzes
Click On The Pic Below To Own Me
Do you want me?? lol click on the pic to own me, bid high please lol I will rate their pics{weekly} and stash during hh's while owned by them, will pimp them in a blog permanently, add them to my profile during the owned period, make a bulletin about them weekly, pimp them in my Mumms... lol... I like to Mumm, will do personal sfw salutes....... if they like legs/feet would do a legs/foot salute, even write a story a story for them {could even add them to family during the month they own me.... but I do not have family only pics either} if bid were to get higher I could add more I think bidding is over on the 12th.
Tech 2008
The Technology Coming to a Gadget Near You By Dan Tynan, PC World Tech gear in 2008 will be cleaner, greener, and more connected than ever. Here's a peek at what's coming around the corner. When it comes to the "next big thing," I'm usually pretty skeptical. (It's from all those years I've spent trying to get gear to work as advertised.) But in 2008, we will see some long-promised technologies--like the connected home, truly smart "smart phones," and environmentally friendly tech--start to bloom. And even if they don't live up to all the hype, they'll make life a lot more interesting. In 2008 you'll see more devices connecting to the Internet and to one another. Expect your next portable media player to have a browser and Wi-Fi built in, la the iPod Touch or the Archos 605, says analyst Rob Enderle, principal for The Enderle Group. "If a gadget needs to grab data from somewhere and doesn't have an Internet connection, you're using last year's model," he adds. _______________
Hummm.... Makes Ya Think
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you
Fubar Idiots
i swear lately it must be something in the air but has anyone else noticed alot of plain out rude people on here lately? you add them fan them rate them and their stuff next thing ya know its oh come to this lounge or help me in this contest then if you dont your made out to be an asshole by them. sorry this is a bit forward but damn enough is enough with the crap at least you could return the favor and rate the stuff of the person who is rating you.. another thing.... how hard is it when someone hosts a happy hour to drop in on their page show a little love maybe rate them or add them hell its right on the top of the screen.. ah well just venting for the week i guess..
Not That Anyone Reads These Or Anything
but i could use someone to talk to.... pref someone closer to my age... i get 40 year olds shouting me thinking they have a clue... YOU DONT!! kthx -danni
Tomorrow will mark 4 years since my brother passed away from cancer. I miss him it seems like more and more everyday. Everything i think about what he is missing from mine and his two children's lifes. What'd i would give to have you back on this earth with us!! i miss you and love you aug 11, 1973-jan 7, 2004
My Shot At Being A Playright
One act play The Nuclear East London; within earshot of the church bells at Bow. A nuclear sub (English pub), early evening. Players: Angus-older fella Nigel- older fella Connor-young bloke Neil-young bloke Braden- man at the bar Andrew- man at the bar Stanley- drunk Scot sitting at the bar Bartender Waitress Door to the pub opens widely, two young men in their mid twenties storm in laughing and carrying on. They sit at the end of the bar. Two older fellas sit at a table; they are regulars to the establishment. They watch the young men. Connor: Let me buy ya a pig, me old china! (Let me buy you a beer my friend) Neil: Ill take an Andy Pandy on the rocks. (brandy on the rocks) Connor: Waitress, hey bird, come here The waitress is on the phone, ignores the young men Connor: She just keeps rabbiting (talking) on the dog and bone (telephone). I want me drink! The men hears the waitress laugh Connor: I dont Adam and Eve it, (I don
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Come And Get Me Ladies
I am up for bid in an action. To any of my friends interested in bidding on me check out my bulletins. If I'm not completely to your liking there are lots of my friends to pick from. So if you want a HOTT boy or girl to be all yours come on down and put in a bid.
My Stupid Username
I've grown to absolutely hate my username. I always knew it was shit but couldn't be bothered to give it any real thought. Trouble is, if I change it I'll probably have to make a new salute. *Not worthy of a blog but I've said it now so there*
Hey Ladies ....
Smile (june 8, 2002)
I close my eyes and smile whenever I miss you because I know you're also smiling and missing me too. I can still see your eyes, staring back at me, and I can still hear your heart beating ever-so-softly. Even when Im alone and when you're not there, you have my heart and hold it so please do take care. If you ears really do ring, then the saying is true. They should always ring because I am ALWAYS thinking about you.
Looking For You
im 31 i work have my own place and looking for a person who likes to kiss and enjoy my company some who likes to cuddle and say nice things to make me feel good nowing that they care about me and act like they think about me when im not there and i will do the same for them..i like to cuddle while watching a scary movie and be romantic and some times playfull...i like to hold hands in public or maybe holding each other as we walk...if you like what you see email me back.......joe thats what i like....
A Poem For A Dear Friend
My heart aches, my heart breaks, With every breath that I take. Even though you had to go, Deep in my heart I know, You will never go. We say goodbye, It's so hard to do. We never thought, We'd be saying it to you. And to close, with your spirit up high, We say we love you, and miss you, and a saddened goodbye.
Sgt.raider In Comment Bombing Contest!!
Sgt. Raider is currently in a comment bombing contest for a VIP! Sarge really deserves a VIP, so let's bomb away! Especially all you BAD GIRLS! This contest is over January 9th. Sarge needs a minimum of 5,000 comments. He is currently in the lead but has a couple of tough competitors! Comment bomb this link through 9 PM CT January 9th:
It seems when we least expect it, that's when we find someone who will turn our entire world on its axis. That's what happened to me. On an ordinary day, when nothing special was going on, my world turned upside down. After that, I can't remember a better day in my life. What happened? My dreams became reality. Here's my story. I was sitting in a corner booth at my regular hang out, having a drink to unwind from the stresses of work. I had said hello to all of the regulars, but wasn't really getting involved in their conversations about which sports team was better and which pop culture star had done the most shocking thing in recent events. I was occasionally interjecting a comment here and there to seem interested, but I really wasn't. I simply wanted to unwind and do a little self reflection. As the time drifted slowly by, I drifted more and more out of the chatter and into a sort of haze. I'm sure I must have had a blank stare on my face as I drifted into oblivion, but no
Our Troops Need Us !!
Guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! ! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys and girls on the ground fighting ! street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis.
Clouds streak the sky, the sun brightens the day, so many promises broken, as my hopes fade away. Remembering painful memories, that stay in me head, the less painful ones, I think of instead. Blood stains my skin, fear floods my mind, and it seems that darkness is all Im starting to find. I am over come by pain, as it over takes my soul, the silence is so loud, as I go deeper into this endless hole.
If You Where
If you where here right now, we would lie in my bed, naked with slow music on the stereo. Talking about life in general caressing each others bodies sipping some wine. We would have a few candles burning, while we apply oil to each others body . Then I would prop myself up on a pillow and dip my finger into my glass of wine, and let you suckle the wine off it. I would touch in ways to make you blush, I would kiss you passionately. Are bodies would intertwine. We would not know where one started or were the other one ended. That's what I would do if you where here.
If You Cant Hear Music In A Lounge Here Is The Fix
How To Get Music In certain Lounges Using Internet Explorer and Firefox This is for lounges with music but you cant hear it after refreshing, restarting Fubar and restarting computer. FOR Internet Explorer: 1.Open Internet Explorer 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it 4.Click on the "Programs Tab" 5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list 6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box" 7.Select "Disable" 8.Then click "OK" button 9.Restart Internet Explorer 10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music FOR FireFox: 1.Open FireFox 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it 4.Go to the "File Type" box 5.Click the "Manage" button 6.Scroll until you see mp3 7.Select mp3 - winamp 8.Click the "Change Action" button 9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application" 10.winamp or windows media player should be in t
Poem I Wrote
I have a wall you can't see, because it's deep inside of me, it blocks my heart on every side' and it helps emotions there to hide' you can't reach in,and i can't reach out, you wonder what it's all about,the wall i built that you can't see'results from insecurity..... Each time my tender heart was hurt,the scars within grows worse and worse...... so stone by stone i built a wall........... thats now so thick it will not fall....... please understand that its not you...... continue trying to break through....... i want so much to show myself...... and love from you will really
Just Another Notch
You led me to believe there was more That I wouldnt be one more notch Some one to care, to be there You turned out like the rest Got what you were looking for Moved on, not a word, not a note Treating me as if I were nothing You lied to me as if I were nothing I dont want to be a notch I want so much more You left me with questions Wondering whats wrong with me Will I always be alone, just a notch Is there more to me to be discovered A loveable side to be unleashed For now just another notch No hope, no potential, no love to get Just another notch in the night
You want to touch me, I let you You want to use me, I let you You want to hurt me, I let you I take it all without a word Put up no fight, no struggle Welcome it all, no matter how I feel All the time wondering if I deserve more Feeling trapped as if I deserve less Wanting to break free of these binds Exit the flames which consume me Dreaming to emerge, to let go As does the majestic phoenix Rising from ash and flame In bright personal glory To be free to love, to feel To gain what is truly deserve What is truly deserved
Deep Thoughts
Deep thoughts and desires Coursing through me Soaring down, deep inside Burning an impression Hurt, pain, despair In the depths of my heart, my soul Dying, surviving, living Soul, essence, feelings Changing, growing, merging Everything around me creates need To be held, touched, loved Overpowered with desire, strength Pain deep inside, dying
Wait For You
wait for you ~Tony Martinez My heart is ripped out of me You think I'm ok But I am truly nothing without you You walked away from me Evven though I was screaming for you You didn't hear me So you walked away I'm left with nothing But shattered pieces That will never add up Without you I should be mad I should curse you I should rip you to pieces But i just can't All I can do Wait for you
King Of Shit
Drugs feel so good, well this is my farewell fix, how could you leave me. at a time like this? so many promises broken, you said you'd never leave and yet now you're gone you walked away from me. Baby, I love you, but FUCK YOU, if thats how you're gonna be. Just get up and go, but stay out of my life, you cant just keep pushing harder and harder on that knife. Come back and leave come back again but there is NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU'LL EVER GET BACK IN! Love is just a four letter word nothing more, and a whole lot less, i thought I was broken but its you whos the mess. Tear apart my world, turn everything upside down, the kind of shit here's your fucking crown.
Dared To Dream
Our eyes met across the room Danced a dance I was drawn to him He reeled me in I went to him A tall, dark, stranger Not a word exchanged He grabbed my hair Pulled my mouth to his He knew he had me Our bodies moved together What perfect harmony I opened my mouth to speak He placed a finger to my lips Whispered not a word He held me tight I could feel his heart pounding His breath on my forehead My heart pounded My head on his shoulder Eyes close I gave in Dared to dream
But I Do
I know I shouldnt but I do I wait for your call Frozen by the phone, life on hold You have become my obsession, my self-esteem I know I shouldnt rely on you I should create my own strength But you make me smile, my heart patter I want to open to you, give myself over You give me smiles, I give you lust You keep coming back despite it all Enabling my barriers, my obsession I shouldnt be so withdrawn You deserve more then I have to offer You give so much more then I How long can it last, go on as such How long until you discard me As do they all, leave me crushed All alone to wallow in my despair To wonder if Im worth it, what I deserve I know I shouldnt, but I do
What Up With That
U know.. I really like this site and was hoping to meet ppl with class... seems recently that no has anything else to talk about besides sex... come on pple get over it! Is there no one out there with some real life? morals... I mean I admit to being naughty as well ,,, but it is getting old... Is there no real conversation? What do u think if people are sexually over-active or do they actually have something to talk about!
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Life And Death
In my job I see lifes new beginnings and lifes endings. Some of the new beginnings and endings happen very close together. As we walk through life we take small things like eating and breathing for what it is. Lifes needs. My job is trying to save the smallest of small lives. The people I work with are some of the best in the business when it comees down to it. As we work to try and correct what is going wrong, and then find other things going wrong we don't quit. After each trip like that we often come back and and wonder could we have done anything different. Playing the "what if" game will only kill you. Burn you everytime. We do what we can with what we have and what we are trained to do. There have been times when we have questioned saving a life. Before you take offense we have to look at the outcomes. We don't play god, but we have to try and see what would be. I think that works us over more than if the new life was permitted to end as peacefully as possible. We try and see qua
If You Haven't Gotten A Chance....
Thanks to everyone that has helped me in the contest I'm in! I'm in your debt! If you haven't gotten a chance to yet, please drop some comments on my pic, if you wish to! THX again!
Under The Falling Sky
Nothing matters for life is gone, the facts of life were all but wrong. Pieces fall from the skies above, how could god kill everything he 'loves'? Disease and heartache, torture and pain, if we live to die, then we're here in vain. Clouds can fall and the sun will rot, we're killing ourselves but will we ever stop? Raising children in a world of war, what's different that wasnt there before? Fighting and hate, a world of shame, maybe its time for that world ending rain. Everywhere eyes can see, and everywhere they wont, in everything hands can touch, and everything they dont, there are plots of corruption that lips wont speak, world domination that everyone seems to seek. Two different kinds in this world today, ones who pretend to care and ones who waste away. those that lay around just waiting to die, and those who lay under the falling sky.
Update On Queen Contest!
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Spirit's Den Now Open
Hello We Would Like To Invite Everyone To Come By And Check Out The SPIRIT'S DEN LOUNGE Frindly People Good Music Good Conversation! So Stop By And Hang With The Spirit's
Where were you when I needed you?, Gone with no goodbye, You said you needed time alone, Then why not say that instead of going with no explanation, Dissapear like a mist, Gone one day then you come back and think I am going to go back to not living?, I did miss you I was unhappy, sad, But then I went on with my life, How can you get mad at me for what u did?, All I did was go like you said to me so many times to do, Here you are back and I thought that would make me happy but it only got worse, Tears keep falling, Understand no more what I feel for you is it Love r something queer?, All I now for you I will always be
A girl across the street, sits in the corner, cries, depression sets in, she's empty inside. Never leaves the dark, lights are always off, can't subdue the feeling, it just wont stop. The blinds are drawn, you can't see in, the lies there waiting, for her pain to begin. It will not come, this painful state, for this is her torture, everlasting wait.
If You Don't Like Me, Tough!!!!!
This is just for those in the past and a few now that like to make fun of me for the way i look, act and what i watch and listen to. I like movies that make me cry, so what, does that make me a wuss, i think not! I like soft rock music, not had rock, But for some reason you still mock I like Clay Aiken music, that doesnt make me gay, can u explain how it does, if u may. I write poetry, it calms me down, but those few still brought me down. so i guess i am tryin to say, If u dont like me, then stay away. I don't need that in my life right now, I have too many people who do care, So do me a favor, and get out of our hair. cause when it comes down to importance, My friends are always there, so make fun of me now, if u dare. U may of made my life rough, But now i can say, IF U DON'T LIKE ME, TOUGH!!!!!!!!!
Is It Too Late To Cancel 2008?
Eight rhymes nicely, unlike some other digits. I accomplished the unthinkable: ending my time off. Kinda gives me a waterfall of tears! wah!!! Serves me right! I wanted to propose we skip right past 2008. 2007 was nothing to write home about, but survivable. 2009 surely will be fine. Also rhymes with 69, but that is another blog :) Now that the date ends in "08" not only does that mean it is a leap year - which has February 29 in it, a day which salaried people across the land are not compensated for - but it also has a Presidential election. YIKES!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Yes folks, it's here, an election year. A year when the BS is eyeball deep. There's enough hot air around that helium will be dirt cheap. Traffic will stop in major cities so rich butt holes can get to expensive fund raisers. There will be a clown on every corner. I will get phone calls from Colin Powell and Barack Obama. TV will have so much mud flying that HD will mean heavy dirt. Yes my friends, anot
I Am View On The Movie
I went and saw I Am Legend starring Will Smith last night, and I must say....Wow what a movie. I'll try to not give much away, and I will also note any spoilers that I may or may not give away... The movie opens with what could one day be a very realistic scene. A newscaster is interviewing a scientist who has discovered a cure for a notorious human disease. Unfortunately the cure turns to mutate into a new virus that transforms humans and animals that are infected into extremely feral creatures. Will Smith plays the role of an Armed Forces doctor who is trying to find a cure....alone. The movie cuts to day 1001 and one for Will Smith living alone with his dog in what used to be New York. He is very much nearing the edge of a mental breakdown...but wouldn't we all if we spent 3 years completely alone with no human contact? Will plays the role perfectly, showing every human emotion in the book, and really getting into his character. This movie will have you on the edge o
A Purpose He Had ?.....he Who You Ask???? Read On>>>>
Our Lord had a purpose to fufill. he was born, lived ,teached, died was loved and special and had a purpose . so look at John 3 verse 16 your answers lie there . hugs all Diana Jesus had a puporse.Our Lord; Saviour; King Friend and The Son of God...
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Chocolate Bunnys Trains Updated..
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... Chocolate Bunny Owner of Bunnybunz's Lounge Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar a$T ? o ? Din R??d K~ X i *Th ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar
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Pay Attention To Your Pets
Most of my family on here knows I've had a sick puppy for a few days ...Finally got him to the vet and they told us it was Demodex mange a type of dermatitis prob that is given to the pup from it's mother ... there are 2 types of this kinda mange sarcoptic(contagious) and Demodex (non contagious)with the demodex however there is 2 stages 1st local it can occur on their faces paws and lower backs and the kind my puppy has which is the severest Generalized his entire body is infested by demodex mites ... as the dogs immune system is lowered the mites take over the eating at the flesh it starts in the hair foliclies and eats its way out on to the skin which can also lead to the killer of the dog A secondary skin infection .. only a good vet can tell right off the kinda mange your dog may have if not they do a skin scraping. My puppy is very sick with the secondary skin infection now they are treating him with a high does of Keflex.. Had this been any other dog I would have had it put do
This picture of happiness lies scattered on the floor smiling faces ripped in half are now cheerful no more. Pieces absorb the pain that accumulates around like a sponge in the water or like water in the ground. These images once optimistic and full of so much trust now fear being framed even fear being touched. The eyes in these illustrations once vibrand and bright now vacant and deceased as if they would hold no sight. This perfect picture of happiness has been frayed and shredded and torn, transformed into the purest of pain torn smiles faded, cursed, and forlorn.
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Morbid Mood...
Restless in her bed at night she lay at her hands stood her fate with her heart a game it played. The future became unsure what shall lie ahead? Only time can tell unless she gives up instead. Her hearts only ailment is that it breaks in her chest knowing the pain love can cause and wondering 'what could be next?' Scars lie on her flesh stories that only she can tell each one with its own tale descriptions of her own personal hell. so many have caused her pain fears and secrets that nobody knows she keeps it all deep down inside letting it all fester, letting it grow. Pain had become her one true friend for in heart she always knew that it would see her to the end.
bottom of the barrel just how i feel tomorrow sucks and today i deal what will make this pain go away coffee in the morning morphine in the day i cant excape the thoughts of you i cant excape the thoughts of you make it go away make it go away you have no clue what kinda blade i use you have no clue what kinda blame i choose i blame all of this on you i loose so then i fall then i fall time can not withstand my test today i hate you today i love you searching for somthing i never had are you the one that i seem to quest i give up i give up i cant excape the thoughts of you i cant withdraw my heart for you you make me so sick i want to move death will be the choice i choose
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The Mask
I keep my mask right with ME everywhere I go, In case I need to wear it, so ME doesn't show. I'm so afraid to show you ME, afraid of what you'll do.You might laugh at ME and say mean things, Or I mightlose you. I'd like to take my mask off, to let you look at ME. I want you to try and understand, and please, love what you see. I'll pull it off so slow. Please understand how much it hurt, to let the REAL ME show. Now my mask is taken off. I feel naked! Bare! So cold! if you still love all that you see, you're my friend, pure as gold! I want to save my mask, and hold it in my hand. I need to keep it handy in case, someone doesn't understand. Please protect me, my friend, and thank you for loving ME true. But please let me keep my mask with me, until I love Me too.
The Usual
it seems as if history repeats itself over and over. i make a friend and im forgotten. it appears if i dont create all conversation im forgotten of just pushed away. i have one friend from war. i guess one is enough. i just honestly dont get it. im not ass ugly. im nice to those who are nice to me... in fact more so. and im left in this god damn hole as usual. well now that i have wasted breath its your turn to ignore this whomever reads.
Speak I from experience - so listen well Man can do nothing but lose at love He was forever meant to be alone- a hand without a glove- TRUE love....'Twas not meant for thee in this you shant deny You've knowledge of how it runs from you Your wishes it pleases to defy It takes you in it's bogus grasp and when you thing that you may win It makes a mockery of your life casts you out in the cold again. It seduces and tricks you - makes you unwary - Transforms weathered leather into lace It leads you on - and just when you fall... "Sweet" love blows up in your face Love surely is a Devil - simple but true Your heart it craves to control He battles within you....constantly working.... 'Til he finally overpowers your soul. From that day forth - once the Devil is in power There is no hope of escape Your heart the Devil will devour Your mind and body 'twill rape. It'll leave you weary - beaten down And just when you think that it's through... He'll sharpen his battl
Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously.Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 min
Flowers From Above
As I walk through this garden, I can feel the love. The flowers aren't on th ground, They come from above. I know that she is watching, And I know when she cries, Because flowers fall like teardrops, Right from the clear blue sky. I see her in my dreams, Each and every night, So now I know it will be alright. When I want to think of her, I search deep down in my love, And look to the skies, For flowers from above. For my grandmother who passed on August 19th, 1991. I love you grandma, and I will always love you. God Bless!!!
Chicken With Cranberries And Orange Sauce
An easy orange chicken recipe using boneless chicken breasts. Replace the Cointreau or Grand Marnier with chicken broth or more orange juice, if you like. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * 1/2 cup flour * 1 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 3/4 cup orange juice * 1/4 cup Cointreau or Grand Marnier * 1/2 cup chopped dried cranberries * 1/2 cup sliced green onion * hot cooked rice or pasta PREPARATION: Wash chicken and pat dry. Put chicken breast halves between sheets of plastic wrap, pound to even thickeness. Combine flour, salt, and pepper in a large food storange bag. Add chicken pieces and coat well with the seasoned flour.In a skillet, melt butter and oil over medium-low heat; brown chicken lightly then remove and set aside. Combine orange juice, Cointreau, and chopped dried cranberries; pour over browned chicken. Cover and cook over low heat for about 15 to 20 mi
I am who I am, to those who made fun, I didn't falter, I didn't run. I may be what you call a nerd, but that won't stop me, I am who I am, and thats all I will ever be. All those years of torture, through life and school, I wasn't hip, I wasn't cool. But now here I am, as steady as ever, cause I know to never say never. So I say once again, with all my pride, I am who I am, and it was a heck of a ride!!!!
Crockpot Herb Chicken With Stuffing
This easy chicken recipe is quick to prepare with cream of chicken and celery soups, chicken breasts, stuffing crumbs, and seasonings. Serve this chicken meal with your favorite side vegetables or a tossed green salad. INGREDIENTS: * 1 can (10 1/2 ounces) cream of chicken with herbs soup * 1 can (10 1/2 ounces) cream of celery or cream of chicken soup * 1/2 cup dry white wine or chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon salt * Dash black pepper * 6 to 8 boneless chicken breast halves, without skin * 2 to 2 1/2 cups seasoned stuffing crumbs, about 6 ounces * 4 tablespoons butter PREPARATION: Combine the soups, wine or broth, parsley, thyme, salt, and pepper. Wash chicken and pat dry. Lightly grease a 5 to 7-quart slow cooker. Sprinkle about 1/2 cup of the stuffing crumbs over the bottom of the cooker and drizzle with about 1 tablespoon of the butter.Top with half of t
For D. With Love.....
Just down the street from your hotel, baby I stay at home with my disease And ain't this position familiar, darling Well, all monkeys do what they see Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Down on Virginia and La Loma where I got friends who care for me You got an attitude of everything I ever wanted I got an attitude of need Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple sea Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me It's 4:30 A.M. on a Tuesday It doesn't get much worse than this In beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple sea Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me I got bones beneath my skin, and mister... There's a skeleton in every man's house Beneath the dust and love and sweat that hang on everybod
My Gut
times i try times i cry sitting here all by my side turn to look but nothing there thought i got rid of all my fears but every now and then i doubt the simple things i live without my love i must not ever find because the truth so far behind i go what is within my gut my mind is plagued and totaly fucked now time will tell and make me see the things i wont have, and never will be
Must See Movie!
I just went to see this movie and it rocked! By far Johnny Depp's best work to date. It's got something for everyone. Blood, romance, revenge, a crazy killer, canibalism, great music and best of all HOT Johnny! Everyone must see this flick!
Come N Rate!~ Me...leave Commnts If U Want
hey friends n lovers !~woot woot... i am in yet..ANOTHER contest..but relax..this time all i need IS for u to come and RATE ME... comments are only neccesary if u wanna eXpress your love...which i totally appreciate..but the important thing in this one are the RATES!~. so....come n rate me...plz!~:)... just click the, rate..n stare...n feel free to tell someone else to rate me too...yay!~ much love n thanx in advance!~
Water Torture
Vienna, Austria, 1944. Ilsa Hoffmeyer knew instinctively that she was in deep trouble. The two men in leather black trench coats had been following her for the better part of two hours now, "They must be Gestapo," she thought to herself!!! She ducked into a small cafe, hoping to find her way out the back into the alley, but her path was blocked by a bunch of old crates up against the rear door, and as she turned around she was standing face to face with her pursuers, two Gestapo agents of Hitler's Third Reich! "Fraulein Hoffmeyer, finally we meet in person," one of the agents offered, "unfortunately for you, it will be a rather unpleasant experience, shall we go now, please!?!" Ilsa was in a daze as the two Nazis led her to a waiting automobile, where she was blind folded and told to be quiet. As one of a handful of under ground agents working for the allies in Austria, Ilsa was a prize catch that the Gestapo hoped they could squeeze for valuable information on the extent of the und
In my life I often ask myself am I where I want to be, and to me that has always been such a moot point. Where I am, it's where I should be. I'll be content in that place because it is just what is meant to be in a moment. If you want something you work for it. If you think you want it, and you don't work for it, then obviously you didn't really want it did you? Marriages that fail, careers, college, whatever. We all constantly complain and feel sorry for ourselves. I listen to people always saying well, I wish I could, or I wanna. Why do you sit back and just watch the world move around you?? Get up and DO something!!!! You can not just sit there and wait for things to fall in your lap. Oh and ladies, before you get any brilliant ideas, I'm not talking about getting relationships. If a relationship is going to happen it will. So quit waisting your time waiting for mister perfect to come along. LIVE YOUR LIFE! Do what you WANT TO DO. I realize for some of you that may mean having a hus
"dear God" By Xtc
This song is with my music if you would like to hear it... Dear God, I Hope you got the letter and I pray that you can make it better down here. I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer. But all the people that you made in your image, See them starving on their feet 'Cause they don't get enough to eat From God. I Can't believe in you. Dear God, Sorry to disturb you but, I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amounts of tears. But all the people that you made in your image, See them fighting in the street 'Cause they can't make opinions meet About God. Can't believe in you. Did you make disease And the diamond blue? Did you make mankind After we made you? And the Devil too... Dear God, Don't know if you've noticed but Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book. Us crazy humans wrote it; you should take a look. And all the people that you made in your image Still believin' that junk is true. Well, I k
Toy For Two
Laura skipped a step or two after hopping off the bus only a block from her apartment after a long day at work. If her walk seemed a bit jauntier than normal there was a very good reason for it, after all this was Wednesday. Wednesday, the absolute best day of the week! It was shaving day, the day she and her room mate, Bobbi, spent the evening shaving each other's pussy! It was incredibly erotic to sit on the edge of the tub while having your lover carefully lather and shave your most intimate area and then just as naturally as you please suck you to a stunning and complete orgasm! Laura involuntarily crossed and uncrossed her legs while riding the elevator up to the twenty seventh floor. She got off at her stop and fumbled with her key before entering the bright and airy apartment that she shared with Bobbi. "Anybody home?" she called out to her roomie. "I'm in here," came the reply from the bedroom, "come on in, I have something to show you! Laura dropped her brief case on th
Feeling Like Shit
ok so everyone i know is popping out babies. i mean its like all my friends and family r drinking something special and leving me out. If u know me real well u know i want kids. it's starting to piss me off that everyone else is having babies (some who don't deserve them) and i'm left in the dark.I'm sick of hearing about them having babies too. It's babies this and babies that. maybe i shouldn't be acting like this but i'm going mad already. question is do i have a right? ok peace gotta run listen to my sister in law complain about one kid well ,get this, shes pregnant with another!!! Y.
This place is soo much fun!! Thanks ta all for chatin!!
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Baby / Child
Baby / Child As an object in dreams, a baby or child represents something that requires great care and attention. The meaning is at issue regarding whether it is your original responsibility or one that has been passed off on you by someone else. These dreams may also have wish-fulfillment content for women who are in their childbearing years. For men, the dreams may be anxiety-related, especially if you are sexually active without wanting to experience the consequences of fathering a child.
One of the most troubling dream events, and startling physical side-effects of REM, is paralysis. Large muscle groups often become paralyzed during a dream, presumably to prevent injury to the dreamer in case the dreamer's instincts would cause a physical reaction to dreaming visuals. It can be troubling if the dreamer becomes aware of his body in a paralyzed state without being aware of the fact that the mind is still in a dream state. Suddenly stripped of every physical capacity for defense, the dreamer can experience great panic or victimization in the dream. This scenario is a troubling version of the lucid dream. Instead of mind awareness and body control, the dreamer has body awareness and no mind control. Hundreds of years ago, this phenomenon was observed and named having a witch on your back. The idea was that an unfriendly spirit within the dream had pinned you to your bed. Indeed, it is not uncommon to have a sense of spiritual oppression in a dream that includes paralysis.
Want To Own Me??
I am for sale and if you want to own me i will leave the link at the bottom of this blog and you can go bid on is what i am offering to the winner for a month.... all pics rated 11, all stash rated, a salute picture from me with winner's name included, a blog done about winner, comment daily, "owned by" with the winners name in my id, the winners name and link to the winner on my front page for a month, buy a gift daily for the winner 5 silly photoshops of me and winner, 5 personal graphic pics made by me. Crush from me. Repost all requested bulletins - Share your page w/ all Friends, Family and Fans here is the link...come bid for me:) (click on the pic below)
Sick & Tired
You know, I'm tired of people lying to me. I don't usually like talking about my personal life on the net but I don't know, I feel I need to write or something or else I'm going to explode. All throughout my life I've tried to be a good friend/boyfriend/son/etc. From family to so-called "friends". Friends who like to use me whether it be money, a ride somewhere, anything. And me, being the fucking moron I am, always says sure. I guess it's my fault for not saying no but I was raised to always do good unto others and they will return it back. Well, I've done 28 years of good things so where the fuck is my "good in return"? How can you call someone your "best friend" when you don't even talk to them or hang out with them unless YOU want something from me? You act like I'm the best person in the world when I around then I leave and you go talking shit behind my back. That's fucking bullshit. Real friends don't do that. If you've got a fucking problem with me, step to me. D
Fan,add & Rate Her She Went From 19 To Freshmeat
ForestRican: When I signed on today I seen that my level was back at freshmeat 0 and I was at level 19 and could smell level 20 lol when I signed off last night. I have all my friends and stuff ...I had like 9 people join and they don't have that listed for me either....I went to the support lounge and there were a few other people in there screaming the same thing...All they said was write to teh support peeps...I cant even rate pics lol I ran out lol I forgot how sorry it is at the bottom... YOU ALL PLZ SHOW SOME LOVE TO FORESTRICAN SHE WAS AT LEVEL 19 THEN FOUND HERSELF THIS MORNING AT FRESHMEAT PLZ AND TY ForestRican@ fubar
"a Real Boyfriend"
When she stares at your lips [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yo
Dont Know What To Think
So alot of people know about me and Jeremy. What people dont know is what my guy feeling is telling me. When he left for two weeks to go back home, I knew ahead of time I wouldnt hear from him. But now looking back, he could have tooken the time to call me. He sometimes acts weird around me. Like when i ask him questions and he looks down at the floor instead of at me when he answers. Plus every time he gets a beep its ALWAYS his mom. He never answered kimmy's email asking if we were a couple. I know I need to come out and ask him what he consider's us but im so affraid of the answer. Every since our second date my gut feeling has been telling me theres something not right with him. With all this crap on my mind I woke up this morning depressed and home sick. I never get home sick. I just dont know what to do. I would greatly appreciate the advice.... 8:33 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos
I finally go to see a specialist tomorrow and I will know the extent of the damage to my left hand. Then I have a couple of MRI's Friday. After these or even tomorrow I will find out if they will do surgery.
Tears Don't Fall
Let's go! With blood shot eyes, I watch you sleeping The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading Would she hear me, if I called her name? Would she hold me, if she knew my shame? There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hanging on Can anybody help me makes things better? Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscious calls, the guilty to come home Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscious calls, the guilty to come home The moments died, I hear no screaming The visions left inside me are slowly fading Would she hear me, if I called her name? Would she hold me, if she knew my shame? There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hanging on Can anybody help me makes things better? Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscious calls, the guilty to come home Your tear
Bully Needs Help Haha
Bully has gotten himself into a sexiest mummer contest and needs a lot of help. If you have some spare time to comment and rate, he would appreciate it. Here is the link to the contest
As you can probably see - They gave me back my thigh !!!! They still think my bum is not safe for work though.... My bum has been safely going to work since I was 13 ! Not to meantion swimming in a CONVENT pool with a simialar thong [my godmother is a nun...] and they didn't have any issues with my ass ! Oh Well.... Guess we need some nuns running the place.
My Points & Fubucks Got Reset To Zero :o((
hi everyone, on january 6th 2008, i had my points and fubucks reset to zero :o(((( i had 4 people from out of a chatroom join here via my email invite link then out of the blue, i went to freshmeat, no points or fubucks, then i leveled back upto level 26, Disciple. not fake accounts, not accounts found by a running script so no cheating etc, but real people out of a chatroom so have different IP addresses to me :o/ these screen shots shows how many points and fubucks i had but have lost and where i was in the points table :o(((( the pics are clickable to so feel free to rate them ;o) i'm running a giveaway for fubucks so i need them to give them to my entries. i feel bad asking but i don't know what else to do. i know its a big ask but if you could spare any fubucks, rates, blasts or even happy hours to help me gain some points back, i'd really appreciate it. i now need 23,924,483 points to level lol what a great challenge thats gonna be lol this is what bothers
Cum Show Me Some Lovins Please
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-06 11:49:09')
Bids On Hubby
place your bids i am pimpin hubby!
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For My Beautifull
I finally met that one beautiful gurl Who shakes my whole world Showed me theres more to life than sex and drugs Late nights in the clubs hanging with my thuggs Before her i was always in trouble and lookin to fight jest seemed like i couldnt do nothing rite she believed in me and stuck by my side even through the bumpiest of rides she took my hand when i was down picked me back up and dusted off my crown yeah my familly made fun cause i met her on the net but shes the thing to to happen to me yet she met me at a really bad time in my life i was in a wheelchair but that didnt bother her she didnt care she does her best to keep me happy even though im not big on gettin all sappy she enderstands and loves me for me and hopefully one day yall can feel and see everyone deserves to find tru love once in life thats why one day she gonna be my wife she doesnt know it but shes the reason i walk talk and breathe shes my beautiful queenand all that ill ever need she helpe
Realize Whats Important
Today's Pentacostal Evangel - Dec, 30 2007
During my vacation to see family in Missouri, my parents brought home this Christian magazine and I started to read this one article called "2007 - A Look Back" in the Dec 30, 07 issue of TPE: Today's Pentacostal Evangel. I sent this on 1-06-07 to the magazine and one of the writers of a section of this article who is a lawyer and I'm waiting for a response. Some of it has many facts I have stated in previous blogs, including a new section stating that there are actually 7 days of creation, and not 6, because the chronology in the Bible is textually incorrect. .............. God is not responsible for human suffering. The human ego (false self-image) is. God does not have a plan or intention and make choices for us or we would cease to have free will. You cannot earn a "free" gift that was given out of unconditional love by earning it by meeting conditions or it ceases to be a gift and to be unconditional. Christianity cannot bring peace by bringing prophecies about the Arm
Just An Update
Well its been a long time since I wrote a blog. So I figured today was going to be the day. I wanted to let you all know whats been going on around here. This year was the first year in 4 years that my mom was home for Christmas. It was the best day ever. The kids got lots of fun stuff. My mom got sponge bob square pants stuff & J got dvd's, xbox 360 stuff and hockey binder. J got me some puzzles that I asked for and a dvd he also payed for me to get my hair done. I will add some pic's of my new hair today or tomorrow. My mom got me a really nice opal ring and a nose ring to. Today I decided that I am going to start dieting again. No pop or junk food. Going to drink lots of water and eat better food. Even today I noticed myself drinking lots of water. I would like to loss some weight. I also went to look at a house this Friday Jan 4, 08 but it was a dump. It was so sickening I wouldn't have anyone over in that place. The kitchen was so gross I don't think I would have even put
Going To Vegas!!!!
Yup Yup!!! I am going to Vegas Feburary 3-6th to see my family and all. Taken my cousin to club for her birthday too if she is able to fly down too. Vegas is my second home away from home my sis has lived there for ever. Going to whatch the siperbowl and then go have some fun and get drunk hell yeaaa!!!!!
Hellyeah- Thank You
As Of Now...
MY CURRENT LIFE IN 84 QUESTIONS : : 1. What was the highlight of your week? the other morning 2. Who's car were you in last? my dad's 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? Hopefully soon 4. What color shirt are you wearing? blue 8. Last movie you watched? March of the Penguins 9. Last thing you ate? French Toast 10. Last thing you drank? water 11. Where did you sleep last night? In my bed silly 13. Are you happy right now? missing someone 14. What did you say last? help me fix my internet connection 15. Where is your phone? next to me 16. What was the last museum you went to? don't remember 17. What color are your eyes? Hazel 19. Who came over last? dad 21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? Drama and people that can't live without stirring it up 22. What are you listening to? Resident Evil/Extinction 23. If you could have one person right now with you who would it be? Someone with a 6 inch tongue 24.
Does The Term Douche Nozzle Mean Anything To Ya?
time to blast off here....i think all men except me should be barred from this site. as i peruse the many beautiful photos of the women on here, i get taken aback by the unimaginative comments to these photos. cummon guys, dont you have something more original to say than "yummy"? lucky for me i am the perfect combination of good looks, wit, and intelligence. thats what sets me apart and allows me to stand on this soap box and look down my nose at these douche nozzles.....gimme a fucking break. do you women really fall for that shit or do you just shake your head in disbelief as i do? i want to perpetuate violence upon all those feeble minded pin heads.....are you really trying to give all men a bad name beacuse women will take one or two bad experiences and apply it to ALL men. go ahead and comment....i like feed back prove me wrong if you think you can... love ya babies...keep up the good work and let me see your no really, let me see them :)
you no what its pretty funny alot of jackass in the mums that try to start a internet fight its really old and its really pointless and if ur going to make fun of me becuse i cant spell if my life depends on me then do so wont hurt me that jsut means iam way better then you so dont go being all butt hurt if ur asking someone to be str8 up blunt and that can keep it real if you dont like what i say in the mums dont listen dont so how fucking stupid you really are by comeing to my page downrateing me then blocking me thats very much acting like a kid please act ur age if you cant do so then remove ur self from me i might be a nice guy but i wont think again before riping ur head off belive me i still got the bad boy in me i just dont show it like i use too
Jack Sparrow
Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly? stupid.
Daddy's Gonna Eat Ur Fingers
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,"Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
J-roxx Hottest Mummer On Fubar Contest!
LOL even I don't think I am a smoking hawtie :) but I entered j-roxx's hottest MuMMer contest anyway... could you just click on the pic below and rate this for me please? thank you :) comments don't count but I'd love to know you came by :) PLEASE SHARE this blog with your friends :)
Mah Hair
I chopped it off :) In another 2 years I'll probablly do it again. I'll try to get up a couple new pics in a few days.. Peace!
Rate This Pic For Me And Leave Me Love!
Click my cute lil self right there and Rate this pic for me! I have another contest coming up but this one is on right now. No need to comment bomb. The rate counts as the vote. You can leave me love though so I know you were there and can return it! XOXO
Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in churc
Panasonic Debuts Wireless Hd System...
Panasonic debuts wireless HD system MORE FROM BUSINESSWEEK High-Definition Knockout A Little 'Intel' on Apple's Next Move Vivendi, Activision Form Games Juggernaut The Coming Apple-RIM Battle Stocks Sink on Inflation News More from BusinessWeek High-Definition Knockout The Stealth Oil Giant Apple: More Than a Pretty Face Charity vs. Capitalism in Africa Sony BMG Plans to Drop DRM Story Tools order a reprint digg this save to LAS VEGAS Panasonic on Sunday said it has developed a system for transmitting high-definition video from a video player, set-top box or video game console without using a cable. Developed in partnership with SiBEAM Inc., the wireless technology allows gives consumers greater freedom in placing their television and video devices, without having to deal with unsightly cables, Panasonic said. The technology, announced ahead of this week's International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, is based on the WirelessH
Just Some Thoughts
sperm banks are a teenagers dream, getting paid to beat off..... -its not my job to be responisble around your kids..... its yours you fucking ignorant shits. -the tv isnt a babysitter.(duh) -breakfast and beer ARE the same thing.( you asses) -if i'm old enough to have fucked your mom, do not card me....ever.( i know for some people that doesn't mean anything, but thats cuz your mons are ho's) -4 wheel drive mean just that, it doesn't turn your car into an all terrain vehicle. -if you think guns are bad now.... just wait until i have my fiery vengeance. -if i pay about 1200 a semester, the least a school could do is teach me something..... that i didn't know before. - a question; is setting someone on fire impolite? i mean yeah it's supposedly illegal n shit but what ever. -minefields make GREAT borders. -we need to deport those illegal Canadians. -but the thai hookers can stay. -if you dont like what i say... you really shouldnt be reading this
so here it is prob my only real blog HA ive been thinking for a while now and im more or less gona delete my account not totaly but im gona wipe it clean and maybe leave a few pics or something . the ppl who bother to read this will prob think why .so im gona tell ya ....fubar is goin to crap basicly at the start it was all fun and i talked to loads of ppl on here but now the most i get out of new friend is a hey and dont for get to stop by my page and rate me a ten ... and then never a word again .is that the real point of this site ???i bearly talk to anyone on here anymore even the ppl i made really good friends with near the spending less and less time on here so i might as well just leave ha gona keep the page doh just in case in the future i decide to come bac but for now it defentitly BU BYE XxXxXxX
Cynicism Goes On Long-term Leave
My first blog of 2008. And it's not a movie review. Well, that will be forthcoming. But first, I wish all my friends a belated happy new year. May 2008 be all that you hope for in greatest wishes. Here's a crazy thought for those of you who know me well enough -- my brooding outlook on life is lightening up a bit. Just a tad ;-) You're looking at a slightly different Edmond Ortiz. I'm now endeavoring to take a more idealistic yet practical, optimistic view on life. Don't get me wrong. My famed (or infamous) sardonic wit remains, but life is definitely getting better by the day. To what and whom do I owe this renewed sense of purpose? My faith in God for one. I'm far enough since my rock-bottom days of the late summer of 2006 to realize that, yes, life goes on. For the better. My family has been a source of pride and proper focus. Despite recent corporate changes, my job remains challenging and fun. And then there's my friends. An eclectic, fun-loving, crazy group of friends have
Christmas Divorce
Christmas Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' "Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay' he says, 'they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'
A Real Boyfriend!
When she stares at your lips [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yo
Have You Heard Of This?????
"The dark side of the rainbow effect" I heard about this today and was shocked because I have seen "The Wizard of Oz" and listened to "Dark Side of the Moon" many many times. But I have never tried the two things together. It seems that if you watch "The Wizard of Oz" with the sound down and start "Dark side of the moon" the cd by Pink Floyd at the proper moment. Which I am told is by the 3rd roar of the MGM lion. That the movie and the music perfectly sync up. The music swells and falls with the movements of the characters. When the scarecrow flops around in the grass Floyd is singing "The lunatic is on the grass" and the thumping heart beats at the end of dark side come just as Dorothy puts her head to the tin man's chest to hear his heart beat. There are over 100 such instances where the music and the movie go hand in hand. I am very curious to try this and I have been told it is quite awesome to watch... Am I the only one who has never heard of this. I mean in colle
For The Girls
Tips for the ladies in year 2013 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2013 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just su
Xm Introduces Two New Versatile Sound Systems...
XM Introduces Two Versatile New Sound Systems for Listening to XM Radio in the Home, Office and More January 06, 2008: 11:42 AM EST LAS VEGAS, Jan. 6 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- XM Satellite Radio today unveiled two new universal systems designed to deliver dynamic sound for listening to XM Radio in the home, office and more. Distributed by Audiovox Corporation, the XM Sound System and XM Compact Sound System offer convenience and variety for discovering XM radio's more than 170 channels, including exclusive music, and premier sports, news, talk and entertainment. The two new sound systems are on display in the Audiovox booth (Central 10506 and Central 11006) this week at The 2008 International Consumer Electronics Show. Features include: -- The XM Sound System allows XM subscribers to enjoy XM almost anywhere. The system features two woofers, two tweeters, bass boost, and a 10 watts RMS amplifier to produce quality sound. The system also inclu
Me and Andrea were on the phone and at the same time we said "i love you"..thought it was cute....ha ha
Fantasies Unfold
One hard breath between them thats all it took to touch. Bodies barely rubbing with a thought, so close, too much. One body one the bed, sweat dripping down those lines With rivulets of anticipation, so wet, so close, somine Restraints are kept in place, shivering with desire I dont think I can hold it in, this passion, all this fire His skin, just too damn smooth Like silk upon my tongue And underneath this warmth, this promise that weve become I can see what I cant touch I can feel what I cant taste These lines fall fast around us On this bed, upon this face His hands are in my hair, pulling me to him One line runs down between us, shimmering, oh so thin So easy just to break it, to let that passion in To tighten all those places no hand was meant to touch To bend the branches of his trees with wind to barely brush The scattering of feelings, of sight, of sense of smell Of his body pouring over mine My well too deep to fill Im weeping at his mercy Beggi
Just Wondering
here some things that i wonder...r chinese restaurants in china just called restaurant? if doggies do it from the back, is that just called "style?" if shirt tags that say "made in mexico" are sold in mexico, do they rename the tags "made just around the corner?" and finally, if tying the males tubes is called a vasectomy and the removal of the frontal lobe of the brain is called a lobotomy....then shouldn't the surgery of turning a woman into a man be called ADDADICKTOME! lmao
this page is created for BOTH Archangel and myself... We are a couple that met on here and now live together on real time. Archangel and Rayvenred
Samsung Signs Deal With Usa Today...
January 6, 2008 4:21 PM PST Samsung signs deal with USA Today for Web on TV Posted by Michael Kanellos LAS VEGAS--First, Sharp unveils a program that will let TV customers get select Internet content on their TVs and Samsung follows up with a similar announcement two hours later. Is the PC-TV coming back to life? The South Korean electronics giant has inked a deal with USA Today under which stories, local weather, and other information from the newspaper's site will be delivered through high-end Samsung TVs. Flip your TV on and you get the headlines. The TV connects to the Net through an integrated Ethernet jack. "Weather is the most popular feature (in trials). People use it to figure out what to wear," Nelson Allen, a director in the strategic marketing group at Samsung, said during a brief interview at Samsung's press conference at the Computer Electronics Show taking place here. Technically, CES begins Monday, but many large manufacturers are holding press conference
The Wife And The Girlfriend
ok people, especially ladies... i'm putting this up here for moments of weakness women may have while dating married men... here goes.... HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIS WIFE !!! it's just not gonna happen. AND!! if by some cosmic chance the guy does leave his wife, why the hell would you want to be with someone that you KNOW is gonna cheat on you!?!?! and don't give me that "but it's diffrent with us... his wife blah blah blah bad stuff blah blah blah" ok, first off, he's married... so at some point in time he proooooobably was sweet talkin his wife. telling her how much he loves her and blah blah blah.... now second, what' he telling you? NO WAIT! DON'T ANSWER THAT! let me do it for you.. "i love you, i want to be with you and only you, things will be diffrent soon... all i have to do (before leaving his wife) is... [insert bullshit statement here]" he's lieing, well, part of him is telling the truth. it just happens to be the part that he's always pestering you about..
If Your Walls Could Speak
If your walls could speak, Would they talk about us And the things we've done, As silent they've stood witness? Would they tell of how You've anxiously turned me to face them, Impatiently shoving against, As soon as I've stepped through your door... Your left hand holding my neck firmly, The right dropping my defenses to my ankles, Fingers exploring realms, Soaking in delight? Would they express how you've made me squirm, And burn with an uncontrollable desire; How I've moaned for you to go deep inside, With swelling lips begging to be hushed? Would they disclose how you force me to the floor, Down on all fours, While I've whimpered and writhed, Like a dog, begging for more? And of how I've pleaded with you, To drive in from behind, As they've watched without a sound, Us imitating two animals in a mating ritual? Would they voice how you've raised me from the ground, Thighs straddling your waist, As you slipped inside, legs wrapped around, For a ri
This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death.
I wish you could know how it feels to be me, Why I appear so intoxicated, When I let you inside to seek, Looking for what you seem to need. Some nights you enter ever so tenderly, Others you ravage and plunder, Pervading primed lips, as I silently wonder, As host, which pair you like most. Occasionally you command my head, Forcefully pushing down, Saturating my mouth with your entirety, As I succumb to the rhythm that you need. Intensity enflames me, When you speak my name in ecstasy, Igniting a craving, insistent that I mount, To fuse us with its heat. At times you are a hungry lion, Stalking, as soon as I step through your door, And I fear being torn apart, resisting, As savagely you thrust, the moment tasting. Desperately searching, Exploring for something I hide, You tunnel further with every stride, Into the cave that houses my soul, Digging for a treasure to make you whole, One you think is buried within, Beneath my skin. Although, I know no
Come to me, Lay with me, I want to take you all in, Deeply, Steal your air, Smell your skin, Tempt in silent darkness, Bare. Hover, Skim the rims Of my cavern, Fair. Detect for what I protect, Treasure, As you dare to explore for Pleasure. And if you wish for entry, It will be granted, I resist no more, The locks to my door grow weak.
Naughty Parties
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She would never try to conquer him; She knows her place. Her purpose is to serve. Wild huntress, stalker of the night, Crouches in reverence to his might. Lone predator, ruler of all she sees, Offers submissive, whimpering pleas. Taking command, he forces her still, Something says, "bend to his will." Making known his rein, he plays the part, Mounting, fire quakes in her heart. She waits with shear anticipation, On the coming of elation, Laying all power at his feet, Never trying to usurp his seat.
The Meaning Of Love
The Meaning Of Love The Meaning of Love is, Caring for one another unconditionally, and creating a bond of oneness. Listening, and actually hearing what the other has to say. Giving each other freedom to excel in their own fields. Trusting each other with no strings attached. Communicating when communication is needed. Telling each other secrets that you know won't be repeated. Love is a Gold mine if managed properly. This is the type of Love which I search for now. Poetry Book: Only Human by Sonny Hairston Copyright 2008
Fantasy Fullfilled
Pretending to be your call-girl one night, I come around looking just right, To your front door in my spike-healed boots, Anxious to see if the outfit suits. Taking your time as not to tear paper, You lift my skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Back you come to unwrapping me. Tripping towards the window chair, Cars driving by catch a stare, At you parting my thighs wide with your knees, Me arching back with a need to please. Down before me then you drop, All hurriedness seems to stop, Tracing edges with your nose, Savoring fragrance, eyes sweetly closed. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Petals caressed with bare chin, Sighing resumes, as you lick with leisure, A cone full of your favorite flavor. Not content with petting for long, Like a cat the urge too strong, Purring starts a reverie, Lips melting with sweet honey. Fingers used to stir the flow, Knowing you like watching the sh
I Miss You.
Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between ... you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I miss you.
Door Way
Do not enter greedily. I am not ready To entrust you yet With my secret. Place your fingers around my knob, But dare not come inside to rob. Slowly trace, along my crevice slide, But do not spread me open wide. First press yourself against me gently, Listen for a sign of entry. I will tell you when it's time, With the rhythm of my rhyme. Until then linger without a sound, Imagination keeping you around, As I ignite you with my tongue, Whispering ancient tunes unsung. And when my resistance wearing thin, Aches enough to let you in, Tired of taunting drop by drop, I'll beg you in to never stop.
Encapsulated in arms, back pressing chest, Bareness embedded in manhood, I'm aroused as silent you dream, Pulse keeping time with my heart. I wonder where you are, Wishing for your awakening, A taking from behind, Without care the alarm rings so early. Then sweet surprise, you're stirring, Sleepy fingers fondling, Feeding wanton hungering, In the wee hours of morning. Knowing you desire me more than sleep, Evokes my entirety to fervor, A warmth exuding as your own private fountain, Called forth to flow for your pleasure. Side to back, head to foot, Ampleness piercing entrance, Intertwining like scissors, We lock in a dance of ecstasy. Hips thrusting thighs, clit reaching high, Riding swelling waves, Engulfed by a raging river, Threatening to erupt floodgates. Your passionate unrestraint Opens my mind, Loosing its aching yearnings, A secret longing fulfilled. And flying free, my soul Escapes these earthly confines, He
~*struggle At Mind*~
Last month in December I did something really bad. I will talk about it as much as I can. So here goes. I did something bad to someone that I truly loved. I really loved this person. I didn't even want to fall for this person and I did. It took us a couple of weeks and we became close. We called each other everyday and texted each other until we passed out on each other. Then on this person's birthday out of all days I hurt this person. I made this person cry and feel bad for me. After this person didn't know I "hurt" them. I tried not to make a big deal about it. I tried to make this person's 21st birthday the best birthday ever! We had a party. The next few days was terrible! What I did sunk in, and it went to hell. This person's friends attacked me. I freaked out so much that I became depressed and told the person that night how I felt about it all and how shitty I was feeling. This person told me to give them a few days to think about what all happened. After this person's frie
Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your ey
Auction 2 Nite Sunday @ 9 Pm Est
Slave Auction Sunday @ 9pm est at Club Poison Rules for the Auction Auctioneer : Ice T Manager of Club Poison Auction is for FUBUX only,proceeds go to the Slave Bidding starts at 500 fubux NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Slave is owned for 2 week, Sunday 9pm est to Sunday 9pm est Slave must greet owner as Master or Mistress Slave must rate all pics, stash, blogs, and repost all bulletins Slave must comment your profile 20 times, this can be 20 picture comments as well. Also slave owes you 1 gift daily. *** Slave is not required to buy any HH, blasts, tickers, VIPs, etc. Nor slave is not required for NSFW pics,or phone sex etc *** Once Highest Bidder chooses their Pick of Slave, the Slave must accept his or her Master/Mistress! Thanks & get your Fubux Ready !! SLAVES TO BE AUCTIONED OFF: ~~ Poison Ivy ~~Owner Of Club Poison``@ fubar Master ToughT FU bodyguard to ICE-T@ fubar drewalicious@ fubar ('{DJ.FireStorm}') MistressTwiztdCherry's FuHu
Diz Was Ma Weekend!!
I only seem to blog on the weekendz! Well that cuz nothing really happens wit me durin the week,,,I work ma full time job and ma part time job n go home n do it all ova the next day! LoL So last week was ma first 3 days in my new position at the DayCare! It went really good n I think Im gonna like it in that room!!! Friday after Seth got home we headed ova to Ma Fav. Couples house for the nite! YaY!! After Deb got home we all watched a movie,,,,,it was the dorkiest movie eva i think!!! LoL Deb,,,,what was that word we was gonna start useing??? I totally forgot it now!!!!! Lmao!!!! Sat. after we all got up Nutzy made us some good eggs!!!!! He made Seth hotdogz,,,cuz Seth dont like eggs the best! I was so excited for Sat. Nite to get here!!!!!! *giggles* So after a bit Seth n I headed home so we could get ready for the nite!! I had to get Seth packed n out to ma parentz n then I was headin to Annandale to ride wit Sherry ova to Cokato!!!!! *giggles* Daniel was suppose to come wit us
Stewart Looking For Repeat At This Year's Chili Bowl
Stewart looking for repeat at this year's Chili Bowl By Team Release January 4, 2008 03:55 PM EST type size: + -TULSA, Okla. -- Tony Stewart has won 32 Cup Series races, led the 24 Hours of Daytona, and started from the pole in the Indianapolis 500. Clearly, the 36-year-old from Columbus, Ind., knows a thing or two about world-class venues and motorsports events surrounded by high publicity and international intrigue. Yet it is a midget-car contest held each January inside a converted rodeo arena and livestock hall in Oklahoma that Stewart calls "the best race of the year for me." Tony StewartStewart, the Sprint Cup champion in 2002 and 2005, declares, "Yeah, if I could run only one race a year, and I had to pick, it would definitely be the Chili Bowl." He is referring to the Lucas Oil Chili Bowl Midget Nationals, the 22nd-annual edition will be held Jan. 8-12 inside the Tulsa Expo Center. The Chili Bowl semifinals will be streamed on NASCAR.COM at 8 p.m. ET on Friday
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Tired Of Being Alone
ok well here we go im just gonna right this cuz im tired of being alone i must b a scary ass guy lol anyway its all crazy how everyone has someone or theres someone out there for you well damn it im tired of looking i just wanna find that right woman so if thats you halla at me for sure
Frist Contest
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Serious Downrater Goes by the name polluted just seriously rated some of my pics 1. I've blocked him. Just an fyi.
010608 Horoscope
Your fretful mood of yesterday will need to be nipped in the bud today; stop fretting about ifs and maybes and just resolve to enjoy the remainder of the weekend, which has plenty of potential. Attached Virgos might want to lavish some attention on their partners, while singles should aim to spend some time with friends!
Love Hurts
If you have fallen in love with a special person in your life and they have hurt you how many time do you allow them to hurt you before calling it off? They know that you have been abused before so that that make them think that they can do the same? They should treat you better to make sure that you feel loved and not pain! so What to do?
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Unattractive People
Alright I know I am far from a 10. But to give me a 4 is kind of demeaning. I make it a habit of giving everybody a 10 regardless of how they look. But there are some people who I wont name any names who arent even 4's who feel the need to low rate me. Not to be mean but these people are unattractive and im guessing desirable to somebody, but who do they think they are trying to low rate me?
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Managing Life
managing life Current mood: annoyed i dont know why people have to stick there nose in other peoples busniess. They dont need to know what is going on with other people unless that person wants them to know what is going on. Im tired of hearing people say that you did that to make me do this and this is what happened to me becuase of u. Why can people take control of the own lives and not make other people responsible for it . It is not what they make of your like it is what you make of it.u have to manage your own life. Not let others do it for you 6:30 PM -
Wooden Jesus where are you from Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan I didn't know it was the Holy Land But I believed from the minute The check left my hand, and I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in On twenty percent of my future sin Porcelain Mary her majesties pure Looking for virgin territory Coat hanger halos don't come cheap From television shepherds with living room Sheep, and I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in On twenty percent of my future sin
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Do You Really Talk To People On Here?
Have you dared to talk to that cute person? Or just said hi to someone on your list? Does it matter if they have a VIP? Do you know their favorite color? Do they know yours? Do you care to know? Do they enjoy the same type of music as you? Do they have hidden talents? Do you? Most people do not care to know about others. Some think they are better than others cause they pay to be here. I am just here for fun. To find out a little about others possibly cause I am curious.I have met some wonderful people here. I brought a few friends here, and no they are never here. More Sexy Comments & GraphicsSmile God loves you and so do I.just my version of the common saying...
New Year
a new year a new me or maybe just an old me. Tired of the lies tired of pretending to be someone I'm not I have to care, its who I am. I have to believe in something greater, some meaning or else I have no reason to breathe. Why did I ever try to give up my emotions? If being whom I'm supposed to be means that you've won, then I concede defeat. You are the master to all that is cold and dead inside. I can't live that way, not anymore.I have to believe that there is good in everyone even when they can't see it themselves You told me that caring for anyone else dows nothing but cause pain; but not caring makes you feel nothing at all. Why live if nothing matters? I should like to think that yo've learned to care. That somewhere someone managed to break through the ice covering your heart.That you've finally know how to feel. I can't save you not until I learn how to save myself. But I will pray for you and maybe someday I will see you happy.
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Old Fashioned Mashed Potatoes
20 large Idaho potatoes, peeled and diced 4 cups (2 pounds or 8 sticks) unsalted butter 1 quart heavy cream Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 cup chives, chopped In a large saucepan boil the potatoes until fork tender, drain all the liquid and return to saucepan. Smash together with a potato masher removing all the lumps. Add the butter and heavy cream, a little at a time, until you reach the required consistency. Add salt and pepper, to taste, and serve garnished with chopped chives. Note: Just before finishing you could add any other flavorings desired!
Cry Babies....
Poor babies got all butt hurt and cried cause I posted a mumm about plus size women... I am a plus size girl... and it got deleted cause people cried... awwww.... it is the internet people grow-up!
Southern Peach Cobbler
INGREDIENTS * 8 fresh peaches - peeled, pitted and sliced into thin wedges * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice * 2 teaspoons cornstarch * * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces * 1/4 cup boiling water * * MIX TOGETHER: * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon number of stars READ REVIEWS (320) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. In a large bowl, combine peaches, 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/4 cup bro
Sex Jokes
Candy for Oral In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situationsurely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a
Sex Jokes
Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse.... How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again 'til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
Oven-fried Pecan Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup flour * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 2 teaspoons paprika * 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning * 1/2 cup finely chopped pecans * 1 fryer (3 to 4 pounds), cut up * 1/2 cup milk or evaporated milk * 1/4 cup melted butter PREPARATION: Combine flour, seasonings and pecans. Dip chicken pieces into milk; coat with pecan mixture. Place in a 13 x 9-inch baking pan. Pour melted butter over chicken; bake at 375 for 1 hour, or until tender.Oven fried chicken serves 4 to 6
Dead Pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
Quick And Easy Chicken Parmesan
INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves without skin * 1 egg, slightly beaten * 1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 jar (16 ounces) spaghetti sauce, or 1 1/2 to 2 cups homemade * 1/2 cup shredded Mozzarella cheese * 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley PREPARATION: Wash chicken and pat dry. Put chicken between pieces of wax paper, or in a food storage bag; pound gently to flatten for even cooking. Dip chicken into egg then into crumbs to coat. In skillet over medium heat, in hot butter, brown chicken on both sides.Add sauce then reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer 10 minutes. Sprinkle with Mozzarella and Parmesan cheeses and parsley. Cover and simmer 5 minutes, until cheese melts. Serves 4.
Maryland Fried Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1 chicken, 3 pounds * 1 cup bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 eggs, well beaten * 2 tablespoons water * 1/2 cup minced salt pork * salt and pepper PREPARATION: Cut chicken in pieces. In a wide, shallow bowl, combine beaten eggs, salt and pepper and 2 tablespoons water. Place the bread crumbs in another bowl or plastic bag. Dip chicken pieces in the egg mixture then roll in bread crumbs. Fry salt pork in a heavy skillet until crisp and browned. chicken to the skillet; cook slowly until browned. Season with salt and pepper. Dot with butter; cover and transfer to a preheated 325 oven. Bake until tender, about 45 minutes to 1 hour.
Electrician What do you get when you cross a smoked cigarette and an electrical outlet? A butt plug.
Superman's Rebirth Video
Well in case you didn't know... I took a break from Fubar for a lil bit, but I'm back now... Ok... I been back for awhile... but not really doing anything on here... and I figured since I am back... I might as well do a Return video since I did one when I left... But now that I am back... just wanted everyone to know that I opened my profile comments up again... and I miss getting all the comments I used to get, But just remember I do have a girlfriend... so please tone down the flirty comments... Thank you... Later yall Superman's RebirthAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Ok i know i havent been on much but some know y.... but i may be gone for a bit longer now...i think i have to go sit off fines i owe tomorrow...not sure till i get there so i guess i will be jobless again and have to start all over again grrrrrrrrrr....... but if im on tomorrow i guess i am ok and they gave me a chance to play catch up now..... but if not its been real hope to talk to ya all later.... ooh if i do i might be in the franklin county jail or jackson pike in columbus ohio for all u who wanna know or may wanna write so im not so bored huh lol.... ooh and my real name is John Haudenshild and if ya want i should write back send a self addressed stamped envelope...... ok but hopefully they give me another chance grrrrrrrrr........ talk to ya all later...... lots of love Tongue :p
Adult Jokes
Sandpaper Sally 3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he said. "NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!" The guy went over and talked to her anyway. They talked for awhile and then went back to her apartment and started to get down to business. 2 minutes in he had to quit. "I can't take it any more! It's too rough," he said. "Alright," she said "I'll be back in a minute." A couple minutes later she returned and they started again, now it was really smooth and nice. "How did you fix that?" he asked. "I picked the scabs and let them puss." she replied!
Something Must Be Wrong With Me
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout
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Poster For My Webstore
We will be featuring a new poster at my webstore,, called "Perfect Posteriors".All appropriately gifted young ladies (and guys) are invited to contact me at or email me at This is a paid gig.
Faith, is all we have, to make it throught the day. Faith, that when were lost, we will find our way. Faith, in each other, in all that we do. Faith, that our love will always see us through. Faith, in our lord, who gives us a choice. Faith, in our savior, in him we rejoice. Faith, in are church, our family and friends. Faith, we'll succeed, and reap his dividends. Faith, in God's people, that they will do what it right. Faith, we'll be blessed, if we follow the light. Faith, in the future, in those chosen to lead. Faith in God's plan, that we will use to succeed. Faith, in my wife, who stands by my side. Faith, to all, who have suffered and died. Faith, in the meek, who shall inherit the earth. Faith, that he'll come again, a chance for rebirth. Faith, that one day, in his presence we'll be. Faith, that will last, through eternity. Faith, to endure, till the end of time. Faith, as he puts, his hand in mine.
Imprint On My Soul
you sprung into my life and left an imprint that could never be erased no matter how much effort was put forth with just the thought of your smile in my thoughts was all i ever needed and wanted but to have you on my thoughts was all I ever endured just to see you and feel you with every warm touching embrace was enough to last a lifetime but even after the second it stops I wanted and craved for more to search for you took a lifetime to keep you in that reach it only took a stretch to keep you was a journey but well worth the steps to walk forward it was all bout making you feel you were need n wanted and all I ever thought was that you were just enough but when it came down to it you all I ever wanted n needed you completed every vision that I ever thought was possible and every wanted and dream of coming true you like that tatto with that everlasting imprint on my heart so ceptable to be broken but easy to mend just with a smile and a love you you made my every
In Time Of
My soul drifts aimlessly in times of hopelessness. It searches tirelessly for meaning and truth ... Yet finds no direction. My heart bleeds quietly in times of loneliness. It yearns to find warmth and happiness ... Yet it somehow eludes me. My eyes seek out visions in times of want. They gaze endlessly through the blackness that envelops them ... Yet they cannot see the light. My ears listen earnestly in times of silence. They search for familiar sounds to comfort and console ... Yet they cannot penetrate the darkness that surrounds me. My arms reach out frantically in times of despair. They seek strength and compassion to enfold me ... Yet they find nothing substantial to enwrap. My mind cries out desperately in times of solitude. It poses intense questions that demand answers ... Yet there are none to be found.
Jamie From Work
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His Name Is John
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You All Know And Love Her, Now It's Time To Help Her!
Most of you already know LSD's Shell and if you don't you should! She's sweet as hell, goes out of her way to help anyone that needs it... So now it's her turn. She's on her way to becoming Godmother... let's help her get there! Rate/Add/Fan (if you haven't already)... rate her pics... whatever you can! Let's make her the first Godmother from Indiana! =D LSD's SHELL ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Andrea ~~Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~~ Rider of the Love Machine' on '2008-01-06 14:28:23') ANDREA IS MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.. GO TELL HER SHELL LOVES HER =P Andrea ~~Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~~ Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar
Bad Days
i got up at 4 for work , drove in, worked, took lunch at 330 drove home and got called bck to work, so im sitting here 12 hours later still working. i'm tired and i just wanna go hide in bed now....
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Disappearing Love
What happened to our love? It used to be so bright Loving, laughing, caring Then soon caught the night You were my one and only love Cared for you too much Then something happened And slept with that man You deceived me I never felt so desperate But I try to forgive you now And try not to think about before I love you so much It just hurts to ponder now Everything I have Is because of you Everything I bought Was because of you I just love you so much I'm scared to lose you
Love me or hate me, I'm still going to do what I want to do when I want to. The Mumms will forever be inundated with {CC}. The same senseless bullshit that I have posted in the past will be the exact same senseless bullshit you can expect out of me until...the end of time. To all who love me: thanks. I am glad you can appreciate my low-brow humor and often hypocritical actions. To all my haters: thanks. Your whining bitching has made me more famous than every "ha ha" comment combined. To all those indifferent: you must not mumm.
Friends Vs. Fans
Really people, I'm clueless. Whats the difference? Why not just become a persons friend? Can someone clue me in please? =)
A Day At Sea
After the Park you told me how excited playing in public made you.We decided to try it one more time, you decided you wanted a boat ride. So we decided to take a day cruise. You were dressed in a sexy yellow sundress no panties and a half bra,I was in lose fitting Short's and tshirt. As we boarded the boat you grabbed my hands telling me to kiss you we kissed passionately as the other passengers walked around us.I could tell just the thought of being in public excited you we walk to the upper deck figuring less people would be up there this early. Up on deck we found a corner you began kissing me hard as your hands made there way to my shaft already hard from your excitement kissing me you slide your hand into my shorts stroking me telling me how much you wanted to play today. Sliding to your knee's you slide my shorts up exposing my hard shaft leaning in you tease me with your tongue. Flicking the tip of it across the head tasting the pre cum already pooling around it. You t
Wildman Needs Our Help
WILDMAN NEEDS 140,000 COMMENTS love tess
just plain annoying really.. tit. my pending friend requests: clear all | accept all From Date dougie_doug 2008-01-06 09:39:38 Message hottt&sexyyyyyy WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yyeahh... wtf.... because anyone would accept that.. not..
Systemax To Buy 16 Compusa Stores
Systemax agrees to buy 16 CompUSA stores MORE FROM BUSINESSWEEK The Problems with Boards Samsung LCD: Deep Colors at a Discount World Wide Web: Land of Free Stuff Jim Cramer: Mad No More? A Little 'Intel' on Apple's Next Move More from BusinessWeek High-Definition Knockout The Stealth Oil Giant Apple: More Than a Pretty Face Charity vs. Capitalism in Africa Sony BMG Plans to Drop DRM Story Tools order a reprint digg this save to DALLAS Computer manufacturer and seller Systemax Inc. said Sunday it has agreed to take over as many as 16 CompUSA stores from the recently sold electronics retailer. Systemax will also purchase the CompUSA brand, trademarks and e-commerce business from the struggling Dallas-based company, which was sold last year to restructuring firm Gordon Brothers Group LLC. "We believe the value of the CompUSA brand remains very high," Systemax CEO Richard Leeds said. "The company has a long legacy of value pricing, servi
Do You Have A Heart
I want to show my friends that just lost 2 family members in 5 days that there are a lot of people out there that care. So please go to this link and leave a comment. All comments will be given to the family. The links is Thanks to all of you that do have a heart of gold even for people you dont know.
Andy And I
I had just gotten off the computer, tired and unaware of my surroundings. I was oblivious to his arrival. I turn around and there he was. I hugged him and told him I had to clean up a bit. So I headed to the bathroom and undressed myself. As the hot steaming water was reawakening me, I heard the bathroom door open again a few seconds later with the shower door sliding ajar. "Mind if I join you?" Andy inviting his self in, then rubbing his lathered hands on my shoulders and then smooth down my ass. "I guess you answered that question for me," I laughed nervously. Andys hard cock was as vertical as a baseball whacking at the ninth inning at Yankee Stadium. Andy began massaging my back while butterfly kissing my neck, working his way down the small of my back and working his way downwards towards my ass and pussy. I could feel the goose bumps on my wet and sodden skin. As Andy broadened my legs open, he massaged up and down my inner thighs smoothing his hand along m
I'm Moving
I will be moving later on today to a differnt state so i probably won't be on that much at all after tonight untile i get dsl again. It has been fun and hope to be back soon.
Why Men Do Not Want To Commit Part 2: Men Are Capable
The title of my last blog was called: Why Men Do Not Want To Commit. I am going to break that down for you. It wasn't called Why Men Are Incapable Of Committing. It was about why they do not want to. You see, women that have gotten the shaft from men like to write it off as guys being shallow assholes who want to stick their dick in whatever they can. It's understandable why these women feel that way too. Thats exactly what it looks like. Men, don not need to be in love in order to have sex with a woman and lets face like to bang. But if you think that is the reason why men don't like to commit, you are fooling yourself, because of what I am about to say right now... When men fall for a girl...they fall hard. It's called being pussy whipped, and it has very little to do with pussy. OK...maybe some. The reason I say it's not about the pussy is because in this day and age, pussy is just not that hard to come by. Men live in a word where single women
Late Entry!
Hey guys! I KNOW I said I wasn't going to do another contest, but hell, I couldn't help it. I entered a sexiest mummers contest. Yeah, I know, far cry from sexy, but anyway. It's rates only, so if you could go and just give it a rate or something... you KNOW I would appreciate it :D It's hard to pick just one too, so rate as many as you like. There are LOTS of sexy mummers in that folder!

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