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Dork
oh the week ok, so this was a pretty damn good week. My kids did what they needed for the most part. Worked hard and actually are really putting their head to the pavement doing the work they need to. Friday was happy hour, went to Friday's with everyone and spent way too much money. That is always good. Got home after 10pm sometime. Met some new friends. Went to bed Today I went to a seminar on proving trigonometric functions in D.C. The speaker was amazing and really showed some new methods for proving functions based on the counting principle. So this makes some proofs very elementary. I liked it enough to buy his book. Talked to Jamie for a bit on aim, have not talked to her for a couple of weeks. That was good. tonight going to Rocket to Venus to chill and drink some brews. That will be fun. Tomorrow going to read this book and write a review on it for Morgan State. Hopefully get it published in the newsletter.

To All The Girls Who Fell For It More Than Once...
I've been here and done this...More than once... Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see

Good Times/bad Times
GOOD TIMES/BAD TIMES © Claire Many broken pieces Shattered, now apart What can I do to mend it? To mend by broken heart? I walk along the beach Leaving footprints cold and bare How can I enjoy the sunset, When there’s no one here to share? There used to be a pair, Of footprints next to mine. But they washed away with waves And the shifting sands of time. All I can do now, Is remember how things were. The good times, not the bad times, Which caused my heart to stir. To live to die, What does it matter? While I am in this state. I didn’t know how much I loved, Until it was too late.

Need Some Help Plz!
Hey yall Come SHow Blackice some Luv shes in a morph contest and she needs lottsa commenst so come help out!!!! all the love shown will be returned when the contest is all over!!!! Just click the pic and go to the contest folder!! thanks everyone!!

Omg I Got The Giggles
i somehow didnt save the shoutout but omg lol my dam typing gets me in trouble so much lately a person named bob says hi to me omgggggg guess what i said hugssss bobo omg omg im laffin sorry about that bob it really was a typo xoxo

Pls Help By Commenting And Rating
I Entered a contest where I can win a VIP or Even a Blast pls help by comment bombing me and Rating pic pls pls http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1329143&albumid=794655&i=4052653612 Copy and paste that link to your Address Bar Thank you!!!

Bulletins
As of late i'm noticing that my bulletins are more sticky's then anything, and they are doubles and triples of the same thing. So any bulletins that placed by friends actaully asking for help i cant see. So for the time being the only bulletins i can see are ones that posted from people in my family list. If you want me to repost your bulletin then shout me the link and i will. Thanks

Desiderata.
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and agressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself to others you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lessor persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your career however humble, it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,

Save The Pits In California
This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if My Yearbook and My Space could be used for something good . Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible . This has to be stopped.Please repost this to your bulletin.

Drama!
For many years I wanted a way to share all the drama that goes on here in this lil city....well now I do! There is so much to say but I think I will start with today. On my nightly walk, I decided to stop in and see a couple old friends only to find that they are dating now and basically don't want me around anymore! I went to see my ex-girlfriend, but didn't stay because her new man don't like me! Ran into my dad at the store...and same ol shit with him(drinking, and drugs) But s for me I will begin to take pics of my walks starting tomorrow...u will be suprised some of the scenery here in our small city is unforgetable! Well thats all til tomorrow, peace out and Blessed be.....

Things To Live By
1. There are only two ways to live your life; one is as though nothing is a miracle the other is as though everything is a miracle 2. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone 3. Don't take yourself so seriously. no one else does 4. Pay off your credit cards every month 5. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree 6. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 7. It's okay to get angry with God. He can take it. 8. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 9. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 10. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 11. It's okay to let your children see you cry. 12. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 13. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 14. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 15. Life is too short for long pity parties.

For My Girlfriends!!
A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~ might be lonely. And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.' So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, 'I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!' 'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.' Be 'Blessed' Ladies~~~~~ and pass this on to encourage another woman. 'To the world you might be one person, but to

Time To Have A Contest Again Xoxo
im going to have a contest if there is enough ppl that want to get a happy hour for themselves or for a friend...the contest will run three days dont know when i will start it yet and i wont run it unless there is enough ppl in it..this contest is about friends and who u think deserves these prizes who has helped u out and been there on fubar let me know and then i will let u know when the contest is..sherry first prize will be a happy hour second prize will be a vip for a month third prize will be a 7 day blast

Ash.weee & Neabear
This is not a pimpout,a contest,asking for fubucks.. nothing like that.This is simply two people who have formed an incredible lifelong bond of friendship.Things have been rough lately because people have been trying to come between us, but we had a long talk and worked everything out.We just wanna make it known to all of our friends and haters alike.. that we love eachother and our friendship cannot be broken! Renea, you know. These last few days have been pretty rough. All the he said/she said stuff really got to both of us and starting tearing us apart. And ya kno...I acted like it didnt bother me but it really did. We both have said things out of anger and that was defiently wrong on both parts. I remeber the day you told me i was your best friend. That was such an amazing feeling. We were sooo soo close. We told each other everything and trusted each other with our whole hearts. Some of your friends dont like me and some of my friends dont like you but what can you

Poem-13.01.2008 - I Think And Feel This Way
I know I ruined my whole life By thinking Thinking I was worthless Thinking everyone was better I got myself in this pit Deep down in there you will find me Alone with my thoughts With this thoughts And on the floor of this pit You will find my shattered dreams My hopes and my strength The walls are decorated Decorated with the images of what I've lost They remind me that everything was real And that I don't make it up They keep me sane on the one hand But they also make me want it back I wish every day for someone Someone who give me a hand A hand to pull me out A person who can make me forget Forget about what is in this pit But unless that person comes I will still climb up but fall back And from time to time And I think, I think... Think about all the things The things I regret not experiencing them Life is pain, but without the pain you don't know you're alive That is the hard painfull truth Reason of life is trying to be happy with what you have go

This Asshole Have Offended Me To The Upmost
PLZ HELP GET THIS GUY OFF THIS SITE....THIS NASTEY ASS PERSON HAS DONE BUT SAY NASTEY THANGS TO ME ...PLZ HELP ME REMOVE HIM OFF THIS SITE THAT IS ONE OF THE MANY THANGS SAID 2 ME temptation loves me@ fubar

Mike Eckert Aka 'imaboutmyguap'
mike eckert aka 'imaboutmyguap' Apparently didn't like my "Seahawks" tag and downrated it, as well as my friends. Sorry about the small image, that's how it was when I ripped it. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Here's My Take On Barack Obama
Featured On: MyFoxMilwaukee.com Alright, since just about everyone is almost intrigued with the Presidential Primaries thus far, I have to admit one thing about Barack Obama as a contender for the presidential seat. No doubt he has a speaking tenacity that would move people to take action, but the question is, is there a rhyme behind the reason for it? Let me clarify. Last year, I was watching Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO in which Professor Cornel West and Rapper Mos Def were on the show. Bill asked the question about the black vote being split between Hillary and Barack. Professor West, by the way he's a college professor at Princeton University, commented this on show last year. If you haven't seen any of Bill Maher's shows on HBO, I tell you, it would make you think! And by the way, the show returns on January 11th and the rating is TVMA if you must know. * Hilarious, yes. * Opinionated: maybe in a mature, partially content kind of way. * Political, of cou

Nsfw Or Tacky?
After getting a salute marked NSFW that I made for a friend, I am typing this blog. It was in an album for family only and wasn't viewable or viewed by anyone that day even. It is a heart placed above my heart with that friends name written in there my face is in the picture and I am fully dressed even if my cleavage which is inevitable is exposed, and my face is slanted down.Someone's pettiness was the cause for its flagging and of course its not who you know but how hard you make their dick I suppose. Or how well you float their boat supposing they are without a dick that is. Point is in my opinion there are countless photos on this site that are peoples default photo that are more NSFW in nature and its perfectly ok for them to have them, right...because they are in red or support the site through various means, blasts, tickers, memberships, happy hours, you name it. Take todays spotlight winner for instance. her face isn't very clear but her ass in her panties is. How screwed

Attention Who?
Yes I have a nsfw album. And yes its private, only viewable by family. Im not a whore *cough* you know who Im talking to , lol If i like you enough Ill let you see them. If i talk to you on the regular Ill let you see them. And those people know who you are. But thats very few.

Memorie's Of Him !
setting by the computor on a on lonely saturday afternoon.with nothing to do but fool around on fubar . but my thought's keep going back to him and all the time we had together. wanting to see him and touch him . wanting him to hold me like so many times before. so caught up in my thoughts and not hearing the door open and till i feel his arms slip around me. i don't even have to look i know its him by the feel of his arms and the smell of his colonge i no so well . i stand and feel for a while his breath on my neck and the way his arms and hands feel on my body . like so many times before i don't dare move in case its a dream. but its not he is there . he's glad to see me he always is . i missed him and he knows it's true without even asking. not a word is said just glad to be in each others arm's . no thoughts for the day no thoughts at all just of the moment as we touch and cares each others body's .the hours spend in each others arm's and the love we shared . when it's over as we

About Time
Well, It's about that time where I clean out my friend list... Takin ALL You fake mofo's off my list and blockin ALOT of people too...So, If you are a friend and wanna stay on juss lemme know, if not, You're gone.

Become An +afterhours Dj+
yo most of ya know me or heard of me, but for those dat don"t im DJ Benz or Benzi as a lot call me. if you love djin, just like to play music or jus bored and need something to do, join da Afterhours Crew. there are a lot of cool people in this lounge who like hip hop r&B and reggae. and we even gonna have our own website comin soon fubarsafterhours.com (under construction) we got cam shows, fubar parties, weddings (sometimes) and exclusive shit. Afterhours gets the latest music in fubar FIRST! and classic shit as well so join tha infamous crew of Ben Dover, DJ Mystik, DJ Sybermile, DJ Licia , DJ Peach, our Rookie DJ Flawless and myself (and we hav a lotta cool greeters and people dats are crazy, sexy, cool or all 3) if i 4get other djs im sry but they hot 2. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50455 so get at me and join da #1 HIP HOP LOUNGE on fubar -DJ Benz http://fubar.com/djbenzi myspace.com/rkyve

Being Stalked
The fucking asshole known as my soon to be exhusband I find out has been stalking me. I went over to my friend's house the other night ( a male friend who there has never been anything between us) and he follows me and tries to start trouble with him. Tells me he knows everything I do, everyone i talk to and everywhere I go and i will never get my daughter back. Well that i knew was a lie because we've already been in front of the judge for him tryin that stupid crap. Anywho i find out today from an "unknown source" who told my mom , that how he knows everything and everyone i've talked to is that he was shown how to access my computer and has all my conversations with my best friend and other ppl and has been watching where i go and who i email and what i talk about etc. SOOOO fucking great right? thats ok I hope he reads this if he figures out my password this time. I GOT LAWYER ASSHOLE!! :)

Love Poem
Her heart flutters when she thinks of him. She can’t sleep with out him there. She can’t breath, eat, or think when he’s not in her life. All she wants is to be in his arms and feel him close to her. Her heart bleeds for him. Her soul yearns for his love. Her body aches for him to be with her. When he leaves, she does anything to numb the pain, but nothing works. She calls him, but when he doesn’t answer all she can do is cry. She remembers all the big things they experienced together, but she reminisces over the little details. All she can do is wonder what she did wrong and how she can fix it. She lies to her family and friends so she doesn’t have to talk to them and answer all their questions. She just doesn’t know how to live without him.

It's Good To Be Home
After all the shit I had to lay on the line for signing up for the army, they discharged me. My Drill Sgt.s at Fort Jackson filed the paperwork for Early Entry Separation (AKA General Discharge. Why did they do that? I kept getting failing scores on my PT test. They gave me the option to go back in 6 months, but I've decided to head to college instead. I have no harsh feelings towards the Army. They did their part, I did mine. Shit just didn't work out in my favor. I guess it must have been fate, I dunno, but it was worth it. I was able to get back in shape, learned to defend myself better, became a sharpshooter on my weapon, marched for 10 miles with gear, hell they even taught me how to perform a drive-by off the back of a 5-ton truck! It was all a blast. I may not be a soldier, but at least I'm prepared for hell on earth. LOL. It was kinda crazy coming home though. I took a week to get my paperwork processed, they dropped me off at HHC with a mixed bunch of nuts. 1/4 of the g

Back 2 School
Well it's been close to 3 weeks and im getting real freaking board. Just how much guitar hero 3 can I play and how many movies can I download? Yes I am looking forward to getting back to school. Yes I know im 40 and getting kind of old , but why do a job that is going to beat my body down anymore then it already is, when I can try and find a nitch and do things I really enjoy. I don't need a lot of money to be happy, I am pretty damn happy I am remembering things from my classes 3 week later. Who would have thought I would have any memory retention left after all the ….. Well you know. And after completely destroying my goals of mediocrity. This time im going to pull for a 3.0 average. Now if I could only swing an opportunity top get some more hands on experience with video production and editing. Maybe i can just whore myself of to see if i can pick up some hands on side work.

The Practical Joke That Pays Off 500 Years Later....
I admit that I like to play practical jokes, and the more people affected the better. So, my devious evil mind came up with a plan to mess with people 500 years from now. First, let me point out a few things that will make this plan work. 1) Three of the world's supervolcanoes are showing increasing signs of activity. Or to put it simply, everything that happened before St. Helens blew up, is happening at these three calderas. The main difference is that if one of these go boom, we have a volcanic winter that will last 8 to 20 years, followed by an ice age. 2) The kind of global devastation will be such that for the most part, civilization will collapse. Now for the plan. Various stone suppliers in England and Europe can provide stone that was initially quarried in the middle ages. Other firms can supply recycled timbers, beams etc from middle ages buildings. With those construction materials, a large Middle Ages town, complete with castle, a monument like s

Im Outing You Ash.weee
This is not a pimpout,a contest,asking for fubucks.. nothing like that.This is simply two people who have formed an incredible lifelong bond of friendship.Things have been rough lately because people have been trying to come between us, but we had a long talk and worked everything out.We just wanna make it known to all of our friends and haters alike.. that we love eachother and our friendship cannot be broken! Renea, you know. These last few days have been pretty rough. All the he said/she said stuff really got to both of us and starting tearing us apart. And ya kno...I acted like it didnt bother me but it really did. We both have said things out of anger and that was defiently wrong on both parts. I remeber the day you told me i was your best friend. That was such an amazing feeling. We were sooo soo close. We told each other everything and trusted each other with our whole hearts. Some of your friends dont like me and some of my friends dont like you but what can you

False Accusations In Presidential Race. Plz Seek The Truth.
I don't share or discuss much either my opinions in politics as I feel all people have a right to their opinion ---just make sure it is based on FACTS before people open their mouths I feel! For many people it is too easy to hate rather than to understand differences of all people in our big world. Many have written false bulletins which are based on non-factual data as a HOAX.... it is specified even at the HOAX website for all clearly to see. The HOAX website:: www.snopes.com Senator Barack Obama isn't Muslim and has been in a Christian Church here in Chicago for over 20 years. He as a "young" grade school aged child was schooled in a Muslim school only because there were no other options for schooling until he finally was able to go to a "Catholic" school one or two years later...and most of these things are never talked about. Does anyone ever mention his LONGER period in a Catholic school later?? He wasn't Catholic either by association just because he went to a

Soft Serve
The body like soft serve, dripping down in the June sun, I tried to shoot a thought, but the thought sunk. Nothing to do but scratch words in the dirt and Watch the water roll down. Phantom kisses buzzing like the insects. Beads of sweat dripping down on the rent check. My Candyland melted down to syrup while I Watched the water roll down. And here comes the lust in phaze, but you're down in Marietta. So sweet my mouth was seared, But the words you mouthed were sweeter. My Sister, Your words can be held against you in a court of law. My Sister, You owe no allegiance to the facts. And you're talking like the saint on the site of the accident. Talking like the clause in the lease about the late rent. Ringing like the random call patched to the payphone. Talking like the water rolls down. Talking like the saint on the site of the accident. Talking like the botched shot, attempt on the President. Ringing like the change in the legless man's Dixie Cup. Talk

Not Sure If This Is Me
You Are a Friendly Ex While the guys you've dated haven't been perfect, you've kept most as friends In fact, one or two of your exes may be your best friends - after all, they know you best And though your mature attitude is awesome, make sure nothing gets too weird Or else you could lose these friendships, simply because your exes' new women think you're *too* friendlyWhat Kind of Ex-Girlfriend Are You?

Bored & Alone In Erie Pa
I am so darn bored & alone here in ERIE PA this place really sucks why is it no one in ERIE will ask me out ? I would like an evening out whether it is an evening out dancing with the girls ...or an evening out dancing & chilling with the guys COME ON people !! before I get bored & go to bed !!

Lipstick
Lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem . A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done . She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintena nce man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - ( you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, d

Digging Holes
Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever! > > Two blonde girls were > working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and > the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up > one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next > street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a > hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at > their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he > asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are > putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, > only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole > digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks > odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who > plants the trees called in sick.'

First Class
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON< /ST1:PLACE> AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO R

Totally Hot.
I am in a RATES ONLY contest for the Hottest Mummer on Fubar! It's rates only, so it will only take a few seconds and no bombing! Your rate counts as 1 vote. CLICK HERE TO VOTE Please stop by and rate the pic in this link! :D Make sure to let me know if you did so I can stop by your page and drop some 11's! Thanks, I love you all! Your Favorite Lesbian, *-EZ2FU-*

Revenge
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it," The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and

Cunnilingus
This may come as a surprise to you but not all women come with full knowledge and acceptance of cunnilingus or ‘being eaten out’. From a woman’s point of view, oral sex is often a matter of trust, i.e., opening up her most ‘scared place’ for ‘close scrutiny’ to you. In fact, believe it or not, there are plenty of women out there who are more open to sexual intercourse than cunnilingus. They claim that the latter is a more ‘private affair’. I know, go figure. If your partner is a cunnilingus virgin, don’t lose hope end assume she’s deadest against it. For all you know, she’s simply waiting for the right guy to show her the high sexual pleasure that cunnilingus brings. How to Persuade Your Partner to Engage in Cunnilingus Discuss, not dictate. The wrong approach to take is to STATE that she ‘needs’ to experience cunnilingus. For one, you probably don’t even know why she’s not into being muff dived yet so don’t assume anything. Instead, talk to her about it. Ask if she has any

Love
Why is is wrong to love another, never should it be. Love is a divine expression, praise unto the almighty. Love is great with endless bounds, so why should we try to avoid the round. Any love like her and I's even though it may come as a surprise, is eternal through and true, kinda like thier lies, trying to convince you. I love people differently, not to be bound thoughtlessly, I love two, and they love me, they love each other throughly, and we are bound together eternally.

Khia-my Neck My Back
All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack, My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack First you gotta put your neck into it Don't stop, just do, do it Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga all over your face and stuff slow head show me so much love the best head comes from a thug the dick good dick big and long slow fuckin til the crack of dawn on the edge makin faces n stuff Through the night, making so much love

Imminent Self-destruction
I told a friend once what to expect if my profiles on the net were ever to be deleted by me... ...well... ...this one may soon be deleted. I don't belong here anymore...I came back to Canada for some semblance of closure, it seems. And with the imminent death of my mother in the next few months (according to the doctors), my anchor point will be gone. I considered returning to the US afterwards...but I have the feeling I don't belong there, either. Thus...a solution will be found to the problem...starting with my online self-destruction...starting with my personal MySpace profile. This one will be one of the next to go... If things change...you'll know...but this may very well be gone in the next two weeks...all the others will follow suit shortly thereafter...

Yeastie Girls-you Suck
know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah) You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick Well, you may not like it but you better learn how 'Cause it's your turn now (chorus) Now, you suck Suk it hard Go down, baby You suck Lick it hard And move your tongue around If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss It's on your face that I'm gonna sit You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit Don't worry about making me have an orgasm Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it But you better learn to love it (chorus x2) When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath We'v

Sublime-i've Seen Better Days
In my shoes my toes are busted, My kitchen says my bread is molded, I got a good job at the dollar store, One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper, with a broken mirror and a blown out speaker And I ain't got much else to lose. I'm faded, flat busted; I've been jaded I've been dusted. I know that I've seen better days. One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper, Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker and I ain't got, I ain't got much to loose 'Cause I've seen better days I've been star of many plays I've seen better days and the bottom drops out. I've seen better days I've been star of many plays I've seen better days and the bottom drops out. Now My cup's filled up with five buck wine I find myself here all the time Another rip in the glass another chip in my tooth Rained on I've been stained on Found another goat I tried to put the blame on And now I'm steppin on all the cracks So I guess there ain't no use 'Cause I'

Hhhmmmm...proof That The World Is Nuts
Proof That the World Is Nuts: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the firs

Love Differently
I LOVE DIFFERENTLY,I AM BI-SEXUAL AND I AM PROUD,I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WHO LOVE MEN AND WOMEN BOTH THAT ARE LESBIANS,OR GAYS THAT NO MATTER HOW YOU LOVE THAT IT IS NOT WRONG,I DON'T KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT IT IS,IT IS BEAUTIFUL ANY KIND OF LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND AND A PERSON SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED FOR IT.I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WHO LOVE DIFFERENTLY LOVE MORE.THAT THEY SHOULD STILL BE LOVED AND RESPECTED JUST AS ANYONE ELSE,I LOVE FOR WHO PEOPLE ARE,AND I WOULD'NT NEVER CHANGE THEM.I WILL ALWAYS LOVE DIFFERENTLY.

Welcome My Friend; She's New To Fubar...
Hello friends, When you have a chance, would you mind dropping by my friend Cassie's profile and adding her? She's new to Fubar & would enjoy the company. Thanks, ~Violette Her profile link: thatcassiechick@ fubar

Guns
What Handgun Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Glock 19Glock 19. This handgun can fire 10-15 9mm rounds. It is a compact and very reliable weapon. It has been called the "9x19 Workhorse" because of it's durability and accuracy. This is the preferred pistol of NYPDâ€™s 40,000 officers, and the standard weapon of United Nations Security personnel. Used by Executive Protection professionals worldwide, comparable in size and weight to the small .38 revolvers it has replaced, the 9x19 GLOCK 19 is significantly more powerful with greater firepower, and is much easier to shoot fast and true. 1911 67%Glock 19 67%Beretta 92FS 50%Desert Eagle 17%Glock 20 0%

For Zachoriah
One of my really good friends died on 12/02/2007. He was driving down I-84 in Connecticut, the roads were icy and he saw an accident and stopped to help. While he was helping... 2 cars skid out of control and hit him. I don't know anything else about the story... I don't know if he died instantly or not, but, I pray everyday that he did. He was an amazing man... had so many friends... was so determined and so strong. I remember when he got his car... he was so excited. And when he joined the Army National Guard... he called me to tell me how proud he was. We got into a discussion about fire one night...I can't really explain it how he did... but, it made so much sense. I would give anything to be able to ask him about it again. Zach was an awesome man and I will miss him immensely. I will see you in heaven Zach... and when I do, I will throw my arms around you and tell you how much I love you... R.I.P. sweetheart... *********Zachoriah Gentry Williams********* ****

My Perfect Lady
Features: Head: Long Hair that are full of life Beautiful Eyes Gorgeous Face sooo beautiful that i can never take my eyes off her Cute Nose Pretty Smile Bubbly Kissable Cheeks Biteable Neck Body: Has Meat on her Bones (or just big boned) Nice Thighs and Legs C-DD Nice Perky Boobs 5'3''-6'5'' and weight proportionate to the height. (so if you're 5'6'' about 110-130ish) Tight Spankable Butt Personality: Has a sense of humor Can make me laugh Likes Biting, Kissing, Scratching, Spanking, Wrestling etc. Puts a smile on my face Kinky Joyous If she needs help or anything she comes to me Doesn't bitch about little things Talkative Crazy (not in a psycho way) Doesn't play too damn hard to play Open-minded Likes to/Offers to/Doesn't mind paying for things once in a while Watches TV with me and we laugh our asses off together :) Always there for me Has her own Opinions Likes to try new things Always there for me Outgoing Laidback Isn't a ditcher ( i se

Here's An Idea
Frisky and maybe a lil goofy.. I have an idea.. First person to buy me a 7 day blast will receive a picture of my breasts with their name written across them. For an example, check out my photo in my NSFW album with my fubar name written as described. Hoping this will be fun!

Sorry To Everyone Who Was Worried
Big apologies to everyone who was worried about me the past few days. I had to rush off to hospital and didn't get the time to msg anyone about it - my bad. The good news is that I don't have to go on dialysis yet. The tumor in my kidney hasn't totally blocked it off (and fair enough, I got a spare one on the other side of my body **shouts at kidney PICK UP THE SLACK!!**) but they did warn me that it might be a possibility in the future. We'll see. The bad news is that I got out of bed this morning and pulled a muscle in my back and am currently sitting with my back against a radiator, keeping it nice and warm. The only major problem with this, as I've come to realise, is that eventually, sooner or later, I'll have to stand up. Yup, I don't think I've thought this one out properly..... lol I've found a sanctuary for my ferrets as well. I'm gonna hate giving them away but I'd rather they went to a place that can hopefully re-home them than give them to someone who says they

Gentle Thoughts For Today!
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is

Horned Animals
The horned animal may represent a male power figure in your life, or, if the horn is nonsensical, it may be a displacement of another person's power (or your perception of unearned power that is being wielded by another). The goal is to discern your feelings about the animal and whether you see any relationship between the animal and individuals in your waking life. If the horned animal is a nonsense creation, such as a horned dog, it may indicate sexual tension in a relationship. Do you feel as though someone close to you has mixed motives for being in a relationship with you? Another scenario is feeling threatened by another's power to impale you. You may sense this as being a sort of sexual-penetration anxiety, but the general indication of power and intimidation is more satisfactory.

01-12-08 (blah's)
Sending you the warmest greetings With a dash of color & brightness! Although there's a select few who receive my greets or read my blog, That are lucky geographically speaking; Not to be in the midst of the winter weather. Although I wouldn't say those of US who endue the winter Is already at "cabin fever" pitch of the season: (for me that comes around March) But a good portion of the winter weather region - (say that fast 5 times) Probably are in the "blahs" stages of what seems like the never ending dreary weather accompanied by The gray skies and those nasty viruses. After the holidaZe, It seems that after you get things settled, putting things away ... And trying to get things back to "normal" - Is when the "BLAH's" start to sink in! You look at the calendar and start to think back on when you start seeing signs of "hope" (weather changing for the better) I know when I reflect back (to WHEN to expect good weather) I

Mental Feng Shui
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that g

If You Can't Do Adult.....back Off
Warning*****If you don't like the words then click yourself away. No Spell Check this time...too upset. I woke up this morning to all kinds of shit on my page. Remember those houses you saw with toilet paper all over the trees? Well think of this as the virtual version. This is a toned downed version of the ass chewing I was about to give and that is thanks to two individuals that calmed me down.....and one took the brunt of my anger for the asshats that really deserved it. I apologize to that person. Now....click your ass away before I start if you can't take the heat. If you can't run with a Big Dawg stay on the porch. Unfortunately, I feel the ones that need to read this will not and the kind friends I have will. Yes, I'm venting. I'm pissed and I hate the fact that I am emotional when I pride myself on being calm and pushing for peace. First, I keep myself private but will on this one occassion tell of my private life. I work my ASS off every shift I work. 30 units for 3 million

Come Back Y'all......
i just read this in "scrapper"'s blog... Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages. SO COME BACK YALL AND RATE MY PHOTOS.. lol.. :)

First Week
Well after a week of being here, I can honestly say , this is one of my new favorite sites. I've met and a great deal of new people from everywhere and everyone here is very helpful and to the first person I met here Ms. ***ezdzlove***Mystic Magic*** (My Fubar Angel)thank you for helping a newbie around. A day or so later after gettin a feel for the site , poking around here and there, I ending up meeting more wonderful people. Then someone(~*~Texasdream~*~) left some comments on a few of my pix. Well we got began talking and continued talking until about 3 that morning. I was helping her set up her PS3 (Playstation 3)to play online so we could play Guitar Hero 3 online.(which we have been doing since). So heres to a first awesome week on Fubar and many more to come. And with that I leave you with a quote I found this morning... enjoy, "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded

Vodka
omg...im am soo hung over...i think i had too many cosmos. Anyways..t-dog came over last night we did makeup and made salutes. they came out pretty good. then mike brought his friend george home...we had some drinks and watched you tube videos. Omg...i got the funniest shoutout today....some dude wanted me to take pics of my feet.....wtf??? hehe. Some people are crazy. You best believe my feet are staying in my uggs far away from a camara

Help Out....please!~~
Please help these two sexxy ladies out in their contest they have a buncha comments to go so drop by and leave a few every chance you get.Hell they were even trying to pay folks to comment so give um a hand! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!WHAT WE NEED IS 1250 A DAY IN COMMENTS TO GET AHEAD to get to our 140,000 comments:) SO PLEASE SHOW SUM LOVE Music Provided By Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER

Teenage Angst
I feel like I'm in high school again, and all my friends are 15 yrs old, with no sense of life. I have, well *had* a really good friend. He sat there and talked shit right along with me about work, and when I walked out on the place he assured me up and down that he wasn't going to be there come January, and he'll put his foot down, and that he most certainly wouldn't take my old job if it was ever offered to him... amongst other things. I didn't ask him to say any of these things. It's now January, and he comes over last night, shit eating grin on his face as he casually announces he now has my old job. Mind you, I LOVED that job but couldn't take my boss anymore. My friend has been through a lot with me and though he has pussied out in the past when it comes to having a spine, this is one thing I didn't think he would pussy out on. In my eyes this is like if he'd started dating my ex without ever consulting me. Okay, I may be acting juvenille, and have been working hard

Fubar Over Family
I know so many want to know if I'm okay...well yes I will be. Some may even laugh but SiN is not laughing... I am just dealing. My daughter got some scissors today and decided to cut Barbies hair. Then moved on to her own. She is 4 years old and had think long hair down to her ass... I would kill for her hair. Anyways I still love her to death just not a happy camper tonight. So this will be a drinking night, I need a stiff one. She looks like a little Shirley Temple now.. Plus I know things could be worse and I'm thankful she did not hurt herself and also that I used to be a hair dresser... fixed it up to where she look sorta cute. HOWEVER ALL THE LONG HAIR IS ALL GONE! :(

Bouncer Id Check Is Gettin Out Of Hand
IS ANYONE ELSE ANNOYED BY THIS CONSTANT "BOUNCER ID" CHECK BULLSHIT? I THINK THIS BOUNCER STUFF IS GETTING WAY TOO OUTTA HAND AND I AM SURE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING ANNOYED BY IT. FUBAR MANAGEMENT.......CHILL WITH THE BOUNCER......ITS RIDICULOUS! ****************PLEASE REPOST!********************** rEPOST! rEPOST! rEPOST! rEPOST!

1st Notice
Grabova.com - MyAdultProfile.com Comments Tell your Friends, Tell your Family, Tell your Fans I'm in a contest starting the 20th More info to come later but get the word out. I will need your help!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Will Stop Today !!
The games we play have wore thin on me.I have been cleaning with pinesol and bleach and maybe it has affected me. This goes out to anyone that feels they need to go to peoples page and see what I am doing or what they are doing. I have written this before but apparently it didn't do the trick. I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN,I AM HERE TO COMMUNICATE AND IF ANYTHING ELSE COMES MY WAY THEN I AM BLESSED. I have had it with others coming to my page to see what a friend of mine is doing but when my friends go to his I will not tolerate it.I ask someone to have trust in our friendship and what may could be after I figured all of this out.I have been honest and upfront from the beginning over all of this so how dare you or anyone coming to my page have the nerve to do so. I will not play this game and the game is now over.You can continue playing if you feel you need too.I am not here to hurt feelings or sound like a person I feel I am not.This Internet is showing me many aspects of life,a li

Akira Lane
if you like the model I use in my avatar you'll love the new update on my site. To say I loved working with this woman is an understatement. She's one of the true beauties in this world on so many levels So if you enjoy a little kink and a gorgeous naked penthouse/playboy model in bondage go to my site and see more http://www.captivebeauty.com

My Journey
My Journey Not that it matters, and not that anyone cares, but I have decided to move on. I don’t know what awaits me out there in the world, but I’ll face it head on. I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve been hurt, but I’m mending. It’s a slow process, but I’m on my way. On this healing journey, I’ve been discovering myself. I’ve learned that I do have the power to say no. I have also learned self-control. It isn’t just a journey of self-healing; it’s a journey of self-discovery. I think that, by the time I get to the end of this journey, I’ll finally know who I am. My wife may have left me, I may have been crushed by it, but through it all, I think something wonderful is happening. I’m learning to adapt. I realize now that I don’t have to be with someone to be happy. I just need to be happy with myself. “What is the meaning of life?” A very popular question. One that has been asked repeatedly through out the ages. Do you want the answer? Nothing. There is no “meaning of life”. Th

Beleive
Believe What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe.

Whispers In The Wind!
Whispers in the Wind Your whispers are gentle echoes that sway ardent winds of harmony and in the symphony of life each word is wrapped in rhapsody. We travel separate roads of life gather flowers along the way and share the music of their fragrance. We exist between two winds, I here under a pale moon you, the other end of somewhere. Sometimes when wind blows through trees I pause to listen and in its passing I hear the tenderness of your voice that fills the spectrum of my soul. You are the chime of warm rain, the moon that glows through the trees and within the luster of evening your aura fills the scene. I hear the whispers of the wind see the stars shine in the sky, but I hold the sunrise in my pocket. Dance with me within the wind, then just let me love you.

Favorite Monthly Quotes
January = Each Life Needs It's Own Quiet Place. February = Change Brings Freshness. March = It's The Little Moments That Make Life Big. April = Nothing Is Difficult To Those Who Have The Will. May = Only When We Are No Longer Afraid Do We Begin To Live. June = What We See Depends Mainly On What We Look For. July = Ability May Get You To The Top, But It Takes Character To Keep You There. August = Don't Ask For An Easier Life; Ask To Be A Stronger Person. September = The Best Way To Prepare For Life Is To Begin To Live. October = Happiness Is Where We Find It, But Rarely We Seek It. November = Success Is Often The Result Of Taking A Misstep In The Right Direction. December = I Take Nothing For Granted. I Now Have Only Good Days Or Great Days.

Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I've been a good mum all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children > >>>on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold > >>>sixty-two cases of choc.bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the > >>>school playground. > >>> > >>> > >>>I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, > >>>since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back > >>>of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll > >>>find anymore free time in the next 18 years. > >>> > >>> > >>>Here are my Christmas wishes: > >>> > >>> > >>>I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any colour, except purple, > >>>(which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; > >>>but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the lolly aisle > >>>in the grocery store. > >>> > >>> > >>>I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month > >>>of my last pre

Looking For A Tattoo Idea.
im looking to get a girlie tattoo,and i wanna be able to put 4 names or more in the design,please let me know if u have any good designs that would work,i am looking for it for my back. if u have any ideas plz send me a personal message.and ill get back to u. PETRINA :)

What's Up Bar Goers!!!
Hello all.. Just wanted to say Hello and good day... Hope you all are having a good time here at Fubar... I know I am... I am addicted to this site already... I don't know what all to talk about here... I guess I could tell you all alittle about myself.. I am married to bobby39426 .. We will be married for 4 years on April 17th. I have two kids from a previous relationship. My son is 13 and my daughter is (will be) 8 years old on January 22nd.. I love to talk to my friends online.. and I love Karaoke.. dancing... darts... pool.. And I love making and meeting new friends... I am a good person and I will be friends with anyone as long as you give me a chance to be your friend.. But if you ever screw over me then you can kiss the friendship goodbye.. Cause I might be able to forgive but I don't forget... So don't judge me before you get to know me first... "FRIENDS ARE LIKE DIAMONDS, VERY PRECIOUS, VERY RARE, SO CHOOSE THEM WISELY"

Most Of This Is So Me
šAPRIL = PIMP -APRIL means that your really good looking. -Stubborn and hard-hearted.* -Strong-willed and highly motivated.* -Sharp thoughts.* -Easily angered.( sometimes) -Attracts others and loves attention.* -Deep feelings.* -Beautiful physically and mentally. -Firm Standpoint.* -Needs no motivation.* -Shy towards opposite sex.(sometimes) -Easily consoled.(sometimes) -Systematic (left brain).* -Loves to dream.* -Strong clairvoyance.* -Understanding.* -Everyone loves to be around you.(sometimes) -You usually attract attention.* -You are definately the sexiest and good looking of them all. -You know how to get what you want.* -Sickness usually in the ear and neck.* -Good imagination.* -Good physical.* -Weak breathing.* -Loves literature and the arts.* -Loves travelling.* -Dislike being at home.* -Restless.( oh ya) -Having many children.* -Hardworking.* -High spirited.* this is so scary everything with stars or comments s

I'll Always Be There
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Requirements For Joining The Family
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele

Can Ya Help Here Out
Please help these two sexxy ladies out in their contest they have a buncha comments to go so drop by and leave a few every chance you get.Hell they were even trying to pay folks to comment so give um a hand! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!WHAT WE NEED IS 1250 A DAY IN COMMENTS TO GET AHEAD to get to our 140,000 comments:) SO PLEASE SHOW SUM LOVE Music Provided By Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER

Nfc Playoffs Game 2 Seahawks Vs. Packers
So as the time draws closer to the kickoff I find myself sitting here getting very nervous about todays game. I don't sugar coat it, I know the Hawks have a habit of choking in the playoffs and Greenbay is no easy team to beat at 7-1 but I have faith in my team, they're good enough to do it so I will hold firm in my hope for them to win. I'm still riding the high from last weeks game, it's gonna be a crazy day.

Today On World Rock Radio
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Mouse Balls Lol
Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspector I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. 'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units) Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using th

Richard Jacobs (con't)
Richard grew up in a small but prospering Ohio town. The Scioto River cut the downtown off from the shopping centers. As a young boy, Richard knew he wanted out of this town, but nobody, not even him, had any idea the path that would take him from here, and eventually lead him back. Richard started college at a local university which sat atop a hill on the west side of town. Although it could have become a "college town", his hometown did not grow in that direction. Richard rememebered watching deer as they pranced proudly across the open field near the college gymnasium. He, also, rememered how much he hated driving to school because he was jealous of the "other" half. His father had become disabled when Richard was only eight years old. He watched helpless as his father's injury would forever change his life.

Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Things Guys Should Know About Girls (my comments are in parenthesis) 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (tis quite true) 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. (lol again so true) 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. (AMEN!!!!!) 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't. (those who feel the need to brag apparently have to, those who don't brag don't have to) 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. (not quite true for me.....i'm a music gal so anything that plays music loudly and sounds amazing i'll like) 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfri

Ruckus
just writing this blog cos i got asked to write ne, and only thing thats really happened is me getting a bottle smashed in my face lol, and then hit with a knuckle duster, (i won the fight though i think, as i didn't get knocked down at all, or even moved lol, and i almost sparked him out with one kick :D) but anyways, thats everything thats happened recently, :D xxx

Back The Fuck Off!!!!
Ight, imma put this real simple so even the stupid people will understand....STOP TRYIN TO FUCK THINGS UP BETWEEN ME AND MY GIRL!!!! I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME!!!!! Stop goin 2 her with facke ass bullshit!!! 4real!!! And when i find out who is doin this, i got some words 4 u, and ur not gonna like what i have to say. Mickie is my heart and soul, and dont think 4 a second that u can get her out the way so u can have me...it aint gonna work, u jus make ur self look stupid, and exposin ur self 4 the slut u really r, whoever u r!!! i dont kno who u r, but u should hope i dont find out! and i dare u 2 leave a comment, u trout mouth bitch!!!! THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I Dont Have A Name For This
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives

The End
To all my friends, family, and fans: I want everyone to know that I love you all and well soon my net is getting shut off. I am moving to my car for a while I can't afford a place of my own and my ex decided not to help pay the rent here and I am behind on the bills. Landlord says we have 30 days and he has a place to go. I don't so it looks like the car is my only choice for the time being. I just want to let everyone know that I care for each and everyone of you in some way or another even though I don't express it everyday or express it in a different way. I don't know how long it will be before I get back on here but please don't forget me and keep me in your prayers ok. I will be back someday I hope anyways. Thanks to all my friends for the great memories on here and thanks to all the ones I have met in person you all really made me see there is life outside these 4 walls. Good bye Stacie UPDATE: A very special person and a great friend has found it in his

Ciao Ciao!!
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND! Hello everyone!! I just want to say thank you for being my friend. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, staying overnight in Mobile and joining the ship on Monday. The first day will be extremely hectic ... touring the ship, safety classes, customs, immigration, and crew sign on. After that I will be in rehearsals until Feb. 10 and I have no idea how much free time we will get over the next month. I will miss you all and I will pop in every now and then to say hello. The six months after rehearsal will be a lot easier and I should be able to get on more often. Until then Stay safe and keep on making life fun!! MEXICO HERE I COME!!! YAY!!! HTML Generator Be sure to check out the video or just enjoy the song as you as you check out the rest of the page!! :)

Richard Jacobs
The night was cold and silent, except for the hum of weary travelers on the distant highway. The night sky clouded over heavilyand the crisp, cold wind swept across the field in front of an old farm house that had been in Richard Jacob's family for years. This had been his daddy's house- and his daddy's daddy's house. Shadows and darkness withdrew as solitary, naked lightbulb on the front porch snapped on. The house was sat just outside the city limit signs. The paint was screaming to be redone, and the metal roof rippled and buckled with every gust of wind. As far back as Jacob could remember, this house was the landmark where everything- good or bad- took place in his life. Richard's first memory is standing in the kitchen, watching his grandmother, Norma Jean, making Christmas cookies for Santa Claus because he insisted incessantly that he would not go to sleep until he put the plate of cookies on the table next to the fireplace. Richard still leaves the plate of cookies o

Pledge Of Allegiance!
John McCain's remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the U

I Don't Want To Steal Your Girlfriend
I was waiting in line at the local 7-Eleven this afternoon when an incredibly beautiful creature suddenly appeared just outside the glass front doors. Tall and thin, her dark hair overly-streaked to appear almost blond, she reminded me in many ways of a stripper. She entered the store with almost cat-like grace, looking this way and that as she did. She made brief eye contact with me, looked away for a second, and then back at me again. Nice. You're interested, or at very least intrigued. Right behind the woman came a bruiser of a fellow, scowling as if his mommy has just scolded him. Almost immediately he noticed me looking at his girlfriend and moved up next to her to put his arm around her waist. Smooth Romeo, very smooth. A tad insecure are we? I rolled my eyes when he glared my way, and looked back at her with a quick smile. She caught it, smiled, and looked to the side - one of the supposed classic "signals" of sexual attraction. Somehow I sensed I'd be running into her agai

Come On Ya'll Check Out Rednecks Bar
(repost of original by 'FIRECRACKER--HEAD BARTENDER @ REDNECKS BAR~ Fu wifey to COWBOY 1st CAV' on '2008-01-12 07:20:09') (repost of original by 'DJSexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~Owner Of Rednecks Bar ¢¾Texlawdog71's R/L G/F ¢¾' on '2008-01-12 07:45:13') (repost of original by '*sweetmj* a greeter @redneck bar' on '2008-01-12 09:21:11')

Procrastination
Ever have one of those days that you don't want to do anything? I have Christmas to put away, stuff to do outside (it's a beautiful day), and errands to run, but have no motivation to do any of it. So what do you think? What should I do? A: Get off my ass and a do something OR B: Fuck it... do it tomorrow

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
Philosophy By Snoopy The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read this straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. 5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress. 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school. 2. Name thr

More Funny Ways To Relieve Stress
1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out. 2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa. 3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. 4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done. 5. Put your little sister's clothes on her backwards, and send her to preschool as though nothing were wrong. 6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government. 7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic. 8. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE. 10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail. 11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you. 12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES. 13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room. 14.write a short story using alphabet soup. 15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL. 16.

Just A Thought
I FIND IT VERY AMUSING HOW EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU THAT "IF YOU REALLY LOVE THE PERSON TO LET HER/HIM GO...AND IF THAT PERSON LOVES YOU BACK...THEY SHALL COME BACK TO YOU". HOW CAN SOMETHING SO EASY BE SO HARD? WHAT IS ARE REAL PURPOSE HEAR...HOW IS THAT YOU CAN LUST, AND THEN HATE, YOU CAN LOVE, AND THEN HURT? AND IN THE END YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ALL MEANS...CUZ THEN YOU GET THAT ONE THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD...MAYBE THERE IS SOMEONE BETTER OUT THERE FOR ME? WHAT IS THE REAL MEANING OF LOVE...OR BEING COMPLETE..SO THEY SAY? YES I UNDERSTAND THAT AS YOU READ THIS YOU MAY SAY I AM BEING EMO...BUT ITS OKAY...I KNOW THAT I AM A BETTER PERSON CUZ I CAN LOOK DEEP WITHING MYSELF TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS...PEOPLE LET SOCIETY BRING YOU DOWN..TO WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BE..I HAVE ACCEPTED THAT I AM ABLE TO WRITE MY THOUGHTS DOWN AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND BE OKAY WITH WHAT I AM...WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU HAVE HATE FOR YOURSELF? I DONT KNOW...I AM JUST RAMBLING ON...WHAT IS OUR PURPOSE

Histerical Ways To Relieve Stress In The Workplace
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Da

My New Fu-master X-cite Me!
You have to check out this girl she is the absolute bomb.She is one of the sweetest hottest people you could ever meet.If you don't know her come on people go show her some love with adds/fans/and rates! If you do know her then go show her extra love.Look at her she is smokin hot!!!!!

Insert Witty Comment Here Or Here.
Awhile back I decided to place a somewhat humorous ad on Craig's List. I figured that maybe,just maybe I can meet someone. Well, I did...and it was a fiasco of major proportions (we didn't reach biblical proportions so that's a good thing). :) So I present to you, for your perusal, my ever so witty,catchy,hip and semi amusing add : ------------------------------------ Firstly, I'm a geek,nerd,dweeb or whatever the latest term is. Now that we've gotten that out of the way.... I'm a nice guy *wow...very original don't you think?* I have a very good sense of humor,a tendency to be a bit sarcastic and love to talk. Hmmm, a comedian and a rambler too?!? What a combo! Like I said, I venture onto the Nerdy side. I like Sci-fi, Electronic (goth,industrial,house,etc)Music,Movies (Horror to dopey comedies), and so much more. I love to eat (a novel concept and also deemed important)...My kingdom for some Chinese or Italian food. I love bookstores,the occasional foray into NY, or

Let My Mother Live
It does not take much to tell we are entering a new age. Just read a newspaper, or listen to conversations at the local coffee shop. Things have drastically changed during this last generation, some for the better, such as our views of fellow man, some for the worse, such as the different wars that are being thrust upon us. But change is upon us. What I am referring to is the Age of Aquarius. The last age was the age of Pieces, during which, we saw the rise of Christianity, and the fall of nature. As with the last coming of an Age, things must change for us to survive. When the age of Pieces started, we saw a drastic change in the religious climate, the old religion was not changing with the times, so a new religion came into being to fill the gap. But with this new religion, we, as a people, lost our way. For the longest time, Nature was our religion, we saw our God's and Goddesses in the wind and the rain, in the trees and the fields, and most importantly, in each other.

Italian Sausage
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money so she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife did and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card it was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send

11 Things About Life...
I got this as a profile comment and thought it was great and so true. I had to share it with everyone! This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So..........If you are a loving fr

Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!!!!!!!!
Restarted my browser and found that more than 1/2 of my bookmarks were gone! As I have been rating friends' stash and pics, I kept track by bookmarking. Now, ALL of the stash bookmarks are gone and more than half of my pic bookmarks. Other sites, for comments, etc. are also gone. Soooooooooooooo, I hope that all of you will be understanding as I try to somehow find out where I was in your stash so I can continue to rate. Please be patient - I NEED A REAL DRINK!

Scared To Trust
Im scared to trust now. I had my trust broken many times before. I was left a broken girl. I still am broken inside. I simply cannot trust. Its not you its me. My trust cant be broken again. So dont ask me to trust Cos I cant do it. Im to scared to trust

Past Drama On Fubar
Ok..if you have read my ABOUT ME, then you know that this is my 2nd attempt on fubar. The first time I was on fubar, I met a guy that totally turned out to be a headcase. He wasted a lot of my time and caused me much emotional stress! His name then was JJ..NOW, he is back on fubar as 'Sexy Daddy Jason - Fu Hubby to Sexy Bi Angel' His yahoo is JJ Alexander or Jessie Jones.. dragracer_from_hell@yahoo.com or midnitesoulz (something like that..he uses the other one more) He told me he had a daughter named Ashley..but i never heard her in the background any of the times that we talked. Also..when he calls you it will always show up "withheld" or "private caller". He told me he had a daughter that died. Of course, he told me a lot of things that just never added up. He sent me lots of pictures that i am going to post in an album..so ALL YOU LADIES can know that I am not lieing. This guy has mental problems and tries to manipulate females. And I don't want you to go thru the emo

This Is Me
Name: christina Birthdate: 10-26 Birthplace: baton rougde Current Location: Eye Color: green, most times it changes Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'4'' Weight: not tellin Piercings: ears and tongue Tatoos: lower back Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hehe both Overused Phraze: going nucking futz FAVORITES Food: my great grandmothers macaroni salid Candy: CHOCOLATTE!!!!!! Number: 11 Color: black, blue, red Animal: dragon Drink: milk Alcohol Drink: blue hulk Bagel: cinnamon Letter: s Body Part on Opposite sex: abs This or That Pepsi or Coke: coke plz lol inside joke McDonalds or BurgerKing: wendys Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry Hot tea or Ice tea: black Chocolate or Vanilla CHOCOLATTE Hot Chocolate or Coffee: BOTH Kiss or Hug: hmm gotta think get back to ya on that 1 Dog or Cat: cat Rap or Punk: punk Summer or Winter: winter!! SNOWMOBILESSSSS Scary Movies or Funny Movies: ACTION THRILLERS!!! {underworld 1&2} Love or Money: love money cant buy that u moron

Ikaruga
If you suck at video games, don't bother reading this review because this game is hard and I don't want whining retards who can't pass the first level bitching to me about it. When I say this game is hard, I mean hard like nipples-on-a-blind-lesbian-in-a-fish-market hard. Ikaruga is one of those games that comes along, kicks incomprehensible amounts of ass, but nobody notices because everyone's too busy playing dog shit football games. I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football. Or Tekken for that matter. Man I can't stand Tekken. It's one of the dumbest, slowest, and relentlessly boring fighters I've ever had the misfortune of playing. Wow, great design assholes. Was Lampshade man already taken? I wouldn't even mind so much if the controls

Spirit~den~is~hiring~
The Spirit Den Lounge We are now hiring for all positions, greeters, bartenders and bouncers! Come become part of the staff of the fastest growing lounges on fubar! We will be a 24/7 club, need people for all hours of the day! Please contact! ۞Painter{DSC۞D&DC۞ Owner~Founder Spirit Levelers۞Owner Spirit Den Lounge&#@ fubar Or **BaldPunk**Manager of Spirits Den Lounge-Co-Founder of Spirit Levelers**@ fubar Or simply click the banner and come in to the lounge, someone will be there to help you! Dont forget to bring your friends, family and fans to the fastest growing lounge on fubar! Music Provided By:The Original Fubar Funny Man Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio

And On The 8th Day........
"And on the seventh day the lord did drive his Ranchero, and it came to pass that he popped the hood to gaze upon the Cleveland he had created, and he saw that it was good. And the serpent was upon the motor, for there were 8 venturis, and this too was good. So the Lord closed the hood and did drive from the garden of Dearborn, until he came to the house of Chevrolet where Satan was complaining that his cam had walked through his tin can timing cover. And the Lord didst ask "Why art thou persisting with such heresy? Turn thee to the light, and see that it is blue". And satan grunted, for his waterpump-on-a-stick didst fall upon him, and he was of foul humour. Seeing this, the Lord didst spin his tires all the way into 4th, and lo Satan was enshrouded in a curious blue mist that not being of oil, didst confuse him, and he was unable to see the light. And so it came to pass that satan remained loyal to the house of Chevrolet". Amen.

Shaving
I don't want to beat around the bush-there's nothing wrong with trimming your pubic hair or doing some grooming. But when it comes down to it, shaving your pubic hair has some consequences you may not have considered. Shaving your pubic hair causes damage to hair follicles. When you shave your pubic hair, you risk ingrown hairs and nasty red bumps. That's a short-term risk many women are willing to take. But shaving your pubic hair can do lasting damage to that sensitive region. Think of the skin in your pubic region as containing hundreds of pores and openings for secretions. And then take a moment to think about how much you sweat over the course of an average day. Damaging the hair follicles in your pubic area means you may experience bouts of bumps, as glands and pores get blocked from the damaged openings. Seriously, do you want bumps down there? Shaving your pubic hair regularly can lead to permanent damage, which means you'll be susceptible to blockage for years e

What A Great Place!!
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele

I Will Find You
I will find You...with my eyes close I will find You... into my dreams then I will find You...with my eyes close Over and over again..... Don't be mind my Love Please don't run a way Sure as a space of though I will find the way.... You are everything to me Don't You understand Where i want to be More than just the friend..... No one can take You Away from me tonight I will be with You Untill the morning light.....

My Life
The life I walk is hard, I live with loved ones that know nothing of the pain I carry, They keep my feet bolted to the ground, But they don’t realizs that stops me from finding the true me, I’ve learned from the past that you must live as your own person, Not as a slave of another, To help the needed, And to keep those with full lives in mind is my mission so far, Although you might feel there is no one with your problems, You should know, You’re not alone in the world

Come In Click The Pic Xoxoxo
Please help these two sexxy ladies out in their contest they have a buncha comments to go so drop by and leave a few every chance you get.Hell they were even trying to pay folks to comment so give um a hand! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!WHAT WE NEED IS 1250 A DAY IN COMMENTS TO GET AHEAD to get to our 140,000 comments:) SO PLEASE SHOW SUM LOVE Music Provided By Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER

I'll Always Miss You!!
The tears I cried for you could fill a sea or two, For the day I lost you I suddenly turned blue, My heart slowed down, And my body seemed to shut off, Know matter what you will stay in my heart, You know I will always love you, My love for you is still strong, Every day that passes by my memories stay, I will never forget you, And the love that we once shared, Will always stay, Forever and a day!

Beautiful Saturday Afternoon....
The sun is shining. The temprature is over 40 degrees. Everyone is traveling about. it really gives no indication that witner is still in season right now. It is jsut a very nice , pretty day here in southeastern Ohio. I put up a wierd picture of my cat on here today. For anyone who can't see that is actually a screen in the window he is clinging to. I do not know why he does that. Except there is a leaf, hanging by a spider web on the other side. That might be what he is trying to get. It is just a funny picture. I got reservations for a hotel in Seaman, OH. I have already heard enough jokes about that one. But, there is some camping and I got some fun plan in Hillsboro. I am also going to steal away on the last day to Petersburg, Kentucky to tour a museum I keep hearing about. i think it will be an enjoyable, affordable vacation for me in late July. If your down that way lets meet up! Now, the trick is not to use up my vacation time before that time!

A Rose
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!

My Pledge To You
All I am Is not very much But I pledge that much to you Forever My scars run deep And the pain still burns Through my dreams at night As I toss and turn Wishing my dreams were of you Bad times and years of Shame, doubt, anger, fear, shame, doubt Rip through the heart that is full of Love for you I pledge to you this heart Though battered and tattered Under the scars is a love like no other With the healing power Like the gentle touch of a mother Borne in the love you give me And inside this heart I take that love Cherish it and worship it Only to hope to give it back to you In tenfold All I am Is not very much But I pledge that much to you Forever

Saturday's Thought
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Hurt By The Words
Hurt by the words Hurt by the feel Hurt by the anger You throw upon me Angered by your words Angered by your actions Angered by the way You get your satisfactions By making me scream By making me cry By making me wait Alone at night The pain breaks through The tears flow fast The blood runs cold My voice gets cracked Waiting for him To make me cry Why do I put myself through this? Just to sit and die The night gets colder Or is that just my heart Closing the doors Forever holding my heart tight To much drama For one girl to take Is this how it's going to end? Or is it going to break? My shattered spirit My skewed thoughts My broken heart My fears running lost I've been dying without You've been dying with me I'm a moron For not seeing For not seeing the truth So take the gun And pull the trigger Theres nothing left for me to save

Command Of The Language
Command of the Language I have the command of the language When it comes to frisky sex and Mathematics, For I adore every conic section Of your perfectly proportioned Surface area-- From your sumptuous cones To your magnificent ellipses, And the congruent circles Of your areolas-- Hidden by the hyperbolic veneer Of your bra and your symmetric G-string, Don't get me wrong, for I've Studied the subtle dimensions Of your curvature, And went off on many a tangent, Deriving your continuous Sexual functions, That led me to your delta of Venus, As my y changed with your x, In the act of orgasmic Integration-- Since then I've learned That pi is truly a transcendental Number, That no rational number can Approximate, And you are boundless In your beauty, Opening up my mind To infinite possibilities. January 12, 2008 --Alexander Shaumyan

Crying From The Bottom Of My Heart
the hand you have the soul you hold is crying for love her tears run cold she misses the days when you had love in your eyes crying from the bottom of her heart begging to keep you two alive she waits for her prince to come home hours upon hours she sits all alone crying from the bottom of her heart and he still hasnt shown no matter waht, she will wait for him season, after season, after season, after season cobwebs build where her heart once beat she is finally admitting the defeat crying from the bottom of her heart she waits for you still to come and love her like before but she doesnt think you will ever show tears dry as the sun sets crows cry and i place my last bet as i am left at the start crying from the bottom of my hear

Fight Between 2 Rights
the numbness shadows my faithfor all the times ive been raped in my head in my heart giving up is a start rage builds under the skin sorrow twinkles in my eyes why cant they just listen to me the truth only becomes lies i pray for the day when trust means something i dispise the night for all there is, are fights fights in my head fight in my heart shreading and tearing my emotions apart never again to comply with one another my head says no, my heart says yes the best bet just staying alivemarijuana to dull the sense tears have finally run dry from these eyes im tired of my goodbyes with my head and my heart my soul is captured, my breath is weakened for all i want now is to never remember you

Weekend Warrior
And another wacky day-night in teaganville... Technically its night to everyone else... to me its another day... Its 4.30 in the morning on sunday here.. I only woke up at 4 pm yesterday afternoon after sleeping for twelve hours because of a lack of sleep on thursday night and work on friday afternoon... I was wrecked... but no matter how much I tried I couldn't sleep... and its happened again tonight... Im sort of sleepy.. but not tired enough to go to sleep with the background music of mike playing the xbox because he couldnt sleep because he's not used to sleeping so late, and he refuses to get up before me on a weekend because its the only time he doesnt have to... men *sigh* But anyway, I'm taking a break at the moment from finally getting around to finishing the house... not that I have much choice in the matter... mum's due down here next saturday (originally it was going to be a week from monday) so this is our last weekend before she gets here, and I thought it might be

Combichrist-without Emotions
without emotions Without feelings Without love Without hate The rest is just a clock Ticking… ticking… ticking… ticking… ticking… Ticking… ticking… ticking… ticking… The rest is just a clock Ticking…

[smile]
you tell me to smile so i do you tell me to kiss so i will i dare you to move so you listen i dare you to love me but you only might i trust you enough to let you in my heart but you break it once there will be no where left to start smile with fear that your another one lost in the shuffle of life getting on and getting off sit here and smile to only worry and wait is this the best for me or my biggest mistake so tell me you love me and make me smile with hope because theres nothing left but this piece of long rope

Messages (so Dont Have To Remember And Retype
I had a dream last night that I was sipping the worlds largest margarita... then I woke up on the bathroom floor and there was salt on the rim of the toilet seat!!!!What the fuck!!!!! ( :P ) Just wanted to say hi,and put a smile on ur face thanx for the add etc and hope you have a good day today! Much Luv, Get At Me Sometime looking forward to getting to know u and chat! ------------------------------------------------- i had a dream last night that me and you were sipping the worlds largest margarita... then i woke up on the bathroom floor and there was salt on the rim of the toilet seat!!!! ------------------------------------------------- mmm i love sex on the beach...oh yeah and the drinks not to bad either!( :P ) Saw you on & Just wanted to say hi, thanx for the add etc and hope you have a good day today! Much Luv, Get At Me Sometime looking forward to getting to know u and chat! ------------------------------------------------- Welcome 2 my world!! Hope you have a great ti

Friends
I like you because of who you are to me.... A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you . Something good will happen to you PM tomorrow. It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Remember: 'A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up, but we had fun!' Proud To Be Your Friend!

Hmmmmmmmm
make ya wonder if ppl on here really have a life....ppl can post any mumm or blog about anything and believe me ive seen alot of nsfw crap on here....i had a mumm removed because apparently someone thought my mumm was nsfw....do ppl just go looking for this or what.....i swear so much drama on this sight is for the birds....

Making You Mine
Passions exploited Desires sedated Never thought Such pleasures awaited Romance forgotten Desires, just greed No need for your kisses Just sweet, aching, need Lingering glances Shimmering skin Forever we wallow Together in sin Slow trail of kisses Soft backs of knees Aching and yearning Eager to please. Fingertips running Down neck and spine Grasping your wrists I make you mine.

1-interestingandinsightfullyfunquiz
This is not a trick question. > It is as it reads. > A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy, that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister. > Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). > Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. >This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer > Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless t

Rip Sonny My Cat
sonny had a big heart i love him more then any one in my life please show me little bittle of love i have a big heart to i hold my cat down i had him when i was 8 he went when he i am going to be 29 he is 150 he had a big like and Family to make him happy and a king rip sonny miss you jan-11-2008 wow joy in my life with that cat you have heart i was talking to this guy 4 a long time he turn his back on my he told me that he was sick but when he was in jail i was sick with a cold he will get his one day i am very up set i dont know what to do

3-thingstodoatthemall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 10. Follow patrons of Borders/BarnesNNobles around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics(or any religious text). 11. Ask mall cops for stories of War/Cop stories 12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?' 13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally scream

4-imsuchabadazz
Some kids piss their names in the snow. I can piss my name in concrete. I counted to infinity twice. Once while having sex in a tractor trailer part of my sperm escaped and got into the engine,we now know this truck as Optimus Prime. I can do wheelies on a unicycle. I once won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves Once a cobra bit my leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died I can slam revolving doors. Superman owns a pair of my pajamas. If it looks like chicken,Tastes like chicken,and feels like chicken but I says it's beef then it's fucking beef. Giraffes were created when I uppercutted a horse. I secretly sleep with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week after as a result. When I give you the finger,I'm telling you how many seconds you have to live. I can kill 2 stones with one bird. I doesn't pop my collar,my shirt just gets erections when they touch my body. I'm the only person on the planet that can kick the bac

5-9/11
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+ 1 + 1 = 11. 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11. 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident. The most reco

6-alcoholwarnings
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The ! consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WA

7-dearalcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect gift, post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1.Phone Calls: While I agree with you that communication is important. I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatball an

8-confucioussay
Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

9-truesigns
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!" On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

10-if Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly..... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ******************* ********************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. D

Helping Out Some Friends.
Hey Fubar Land; I'm asking for all you guys to stop by and show these New Fu's some love, I told them what a great site this is and that all the people here are fantastic,please take a minute and stop by,I would do the same for each and every one of you, Here's their names; Tailormade490505 hoopla Robinhood971 Toad Cntrywv Cowpokey183 Txrandy Clouseau31 I really appreciate this,love ya bunches sassygirl055

True!!!!!
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

The Sexy Hangout
ARE YOU SEXY.... IF YOU ARE COME JOIN ME IN THE SEXY HANGOUT... WHEN YA COME IN TELL EM I SENT YA AND MAKE SURE YA SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE!!!! LOVE YA ALL AND SEE YA THERE WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53042

1-theroses
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in

2-youtakemybreathaway
Look into my eyes and youll see Im the only one Youve captured my love stolen my heart Changed my life Every time you make a move you destroy my mind And the way you touch I lose control and shiver deep inside You take my breath away You can reduce me to tears with a single sigh Evry breath that you take Any sound that you make is a whisper in my ear I could give up all my life for just one kiss I would surely die if you dismiss me from your love You take my breath away So please dont go Dont leave me here all by myself I get ever so lonely from time to time I will find you anywhere you go Ill be right behind you Right until the ends of the earth Ill get no sleep until I find you To tell you that you just take my breath away I will find you anywhere you go Right until the ends of the earth Ill get no sleep until I find you To tell you when Ive found you I love you Take my breath take my breath ... away

3-iwillwait
Her smile I love, And her heart is made of gold, She was sent from above, Her hand I want to hold, As I wait for her to love me, I think I can not wait anymore, Was this really meant to be, Or will my heart just end up broke, I will wait until I die, Just to see if it’s true, I will wait forever, Just to hear her say I love you

4-thingstodo2makeherfeelspecial
Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead. Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell. Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night. Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. Im the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or wher

5-the1flawinwomen
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get so

Seeking Female Webcam Partners
Hello Ladies, I am Soldier far, far away in Iraq. I am seeking female friends to chat and webcam. I would like for her to understand I am man that has needs and she can meet them for me. It gets very lonely over here and it would be nice to see a lovely lady and have fun too. No comittments just two people talking and having fun... You can send me a shout or message and I will give you my yahoo screename... Thanks for you support!!!!!

Saying Apologies To ???
Entry for January 12, 2008 Im sorry for all I forget that my problems and troubles in my life are mine that I should not carry them to others ,cause it is my pain and hurt . Has nothing to do with them. I dont relise that I have hurt my friends who love me, when I go on so about things , that im hurting with, to them.Well I should learn to deal with the trouble or problems ..and take care of my mistakes pain and hurt .I should be strong live learn and get thru it own om own. I shouldn,t rely on others so. I cause them pain and hurt too with out thinking . I have a problem not thinking things thru 1st.. then I get hurt over and over again. Im not wallowing in self pity here or im not getting depressed any.. im relising my faults and trying to learn from my mistakes to not let this happen again. i apologise to you for the trouble I have caused you who ever ive caused probles to.. love diana God forgives me .. but can you for give me too .. ???????Can you????

Chapter #2
Mmmmmmmmm.....Very hot..I say as I watch you take my cock and stick it between your big beautiful tits. As my cock slides between your tits I look over across the room and see two vibes lying on an end table. I then get up and tell you to get on the couch and get on all fours. I walk over to the table and pick them up and say...Mmmmmmmm...looks like your wanting to be a naughty little slut tonight. I walk back over to you and smack your ass good and hard....and then smack that sweet wet hot tight pussy as your moaning with your mouth open staring at my cock. I rub my hand over your ass and smack her again and ask...are you my hot sexy slut..and smack your sweet round ass again...OML YESSSSSSSSSS you scream..I am your slut....What do you want me to do to you I ask...As I smack your pussy good and hard. Fuck me please..you scream..fuck all my holes at once.....pleaseeeeeee.....I put my cock in your mouth and slowly fuck it while you moan and wait for me to fuck that sweet tight ass and y

Saying Grace In A Restaurant
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all ! Amen !" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never !" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong ? Is God mad at me ?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really ?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this

Next Story
Ok, my tattoo for my brother... I will try to make it as short as possibly able, but, I want to make sure that the point is made. In 1999, I visited my older brother, he was about an hours drive away, the reason for the visit is another sad story, but, I will add that later. While I was there, he asked me to look at the wiring in his house. I work as an industrial electrician, and I sometimes work as a residential electrician. After I looked at everything, I said it was bad, needed all new service entrance, breaker panel, all new wiring and all devices replaced. Devices are outlets, light boxes, switches, ect. He asked me how much it would cost, I told him I would do the work for free, but he'd have to buy the materials, they would cost around 1000. He said he would ask his landlord for the money.... As far as I know, he asked. Can't be sure though. Well, I have tons of outlets in my garage, some wire. I could have driven up and did some work, but, I never did. Flash fo

Family Rules
1. This family is for fun, its not a demanding family, shout at another member to see if they can help, if they cant then go to the next it is a big deal. 2. NO DRAMA we are adults lets act like it. 3. There is 3 people in the Staff, if there is a problem with another family member come and see one of us.. 1. Liberated Spice Leader 2. Kinkstar Sin Leader's Helper 3. Lil Rebel Leader's Helper 4. HAVE FUN (that is a must) 5. Harrassment is a definite no-no whether it is a family member or another family it will not be tolerated what so ever... 7. Respect Everyone. We're all humans on the outside, therefore we have feelings, but we as well, as wolves, need to realize that -everyone- deserves respect. Treat each wolf as you would liked to be treated.

Life Sometimes !!!
Wow life sure has a way of throwing curve balls @ u! I have been going through a lot lately thought this might help writing it out, getting some feed back for u all , Well I just started to luv who and what i stand for a woman and not just any woman I stand up for the BBW of the world I have been on here for a year and came across some real haters for us bbw's , Well Luv to the haters as well maybe it will rub off on u! I am happy in my life I am a mother of three so that does keep me busy And as most know i am also 19 weeks pregnant, So i have decided that i will make a pregnant folder of me while i am pregnant I will be taking so new ones very soon So fuck the haters! I would luv to understand one thing why the haters take the time to vote on lots of your pictures why take the time,Anyways I have been going through a lot lately My brother just moved back to Toronto yesterday so our hearts are broken the three kids got very attached! , I lost contact with my bother for over 7 years t

Wooohooo
Important news to me that is. Today is my good freind Rock Rules 1 year fubar mark so show him some love. He is an awsome and wonderful person to know. PROFILEPOUNDER.COM rockrules2001 "Dallas Football Player & FuBar Hubby of RockLady***READ THE PROFILE 1ST*@ fubar

United Airlines
Haha I guess im bored... But I want to go somewhere for spring break(and yes, it is coming up soon). I get out of the Marines in Late May(so i would say late april early may is perfect time). I dont know where I want to go but I can go anywhere in the 48 connected states for free. Any suggestions? I am thinkin maybe Cali to see my cousin.. who knows.. Late may i will be moving to Chicago for school and work, so I guess if I want a good vacation I better get on top of that. I got a busy career to start up. Lets see what you friends can come up with. Luke

I Am So Excited!
The biggest loser, one of my fav reality shows, is going to be at the mall i work at today and tomarrow! =D i am so excited haha. its kinda pathetic really. I'm like a kid in a candy store... but obviously not...lol i want to LOOSE weight! and i am. started my diet again today... can't work out for another week because of the surgery type thing i went through... but i cant wait to get back to my gym! =D I've got an online journal with a friend tracking everything... damnit, i am going to just take time to work on myself this year. F* boys. lol. no offense! But i have no intentions whatsoever of having a relationship. maybe some dates. but nothing serious. i need to get my grades up to par, and work on myself. i am so excited! I aint going today, but i am leaving work an hour early tomarrow to go spend some time with the past contestants and what not! yay!!!!

Oh... Just In!
Here is everything I said but the picture comment to my friend or who I thought was a friend. Till..... I found out they both were in on the little email I got this morning after my much needed rest. If you need a refresher into what happen early on let alone the email I recieved check back to my bulletin or blog titled "A question for those who know me. The last comment is by me! Because it's easy to view ones comments when they hide them! Name Comment In some c.. In some cases, I can be what you need! Jan 12, 2008 11:36 AM So you are in on this! Oh my the comments between you to. Wow.... That's what I get for being nice. But hey if flirting is a big deal. Fuck never thought there was a law against it. Nor did I know there were so many insecure dumb asses and jerks! No I don't mean you as one of the two names I gave the person who said that about me. Oh yeah, and by the way people like me are jerks because I happen to a nice person. Yeah makes perfect sense. H

Stories Of Me
Well, alot has happened in my life that has affected me in making me who I am, trying to sum it up is kinda difficult. I will write more of different events of my past as I get time. And they will probably not be in order! Where to start...? Well, let's just say that I have had a rough time, but, I know there is many out there who have had it much worse than I. Let's start.... I was born in 1970, I was sorta sheltered from the pulp culture till I was about 14, then, I stumbled upon my first music video, Twisted sister's, we're not gonna take it. I became a metal head, I began playing guitar and writing, I got my best friend into it to. We started a band when I was 17, and I began living the life as a metal party, after I graduated in 88, I got real deep into the "party" thing, got so bad by the time I became 21, that I was waking up in strange places, and no memory of anything, it was bad. Everyday was the same, just getting wasted. It all changed in march of 2002, just

Yep.
So I'm not used to the whole being happy thing. I usually in former days would take stress and internalize it, directing my anger improperly towards myself until it got to the point where things seemed unbareable and then I'd lash out. For some odd reason unbeknownst to me, I have not been as vulnerable as I once was. I have gained a strength that I am pleasantly surprised to have. Perhaps it is age. Perhaps experience. Perhaps it is the fact that the most beautiful man I've ever known still cares for me as I do him. Perhaps not as strongly, but there nonetheless. Whatever it is, I'm thankful now more than ever before. For friends, family and all the support.

13 Days After Christmas
. . . . by Bradford Smith Thirteen days after Christmas, The Hat and The Vest, W=re set to do battle in an epic contest. The fans had all gathered, from across this great land Talking smack about everything, including the ba=ds! For the Tigers and Buckeyes, this was more than a game, So =uch more than a trophy, fifteen minutes of fame. Bragging rights, respect . . . yes, a little thing called pride And both the teams claimed the= would not be denied. The Southern Cal Trojans argued their team wa= better. The Dawgs started crying, and their Pres wrote a letter! B=t as this season played out, only one thing was clear, It was perfectly fitting that the Tigers were here. As the kickoff approached, only =inutes away Dorsey remembered he came back for today. Ciron remembe=ed, not all heroes wear capes, As he wrote the name "MIKEY" around his frist tape. The excitement in the dome could not be contained, J=st a euphoric feeling that's hard to ex

Touch
Nearly everyone in the world underestimates how powerful the touch of another person can be. The need to feel the touch of another human being is so primal, such a baser part of our existence as human beings, that it's true impact on us can not be easily put into words. This power does not always have to do with sex either. From the time we are born, we associate the touch of another with safety, comfort and love. When sex does enter the picture, the results from an other's touch can be so profound that all logic and common sense can be washed away in a torrent of needs and desires that must be met. We forget this truth, because today there is so little human contact. We are separated by rules, laws, advertising, the Internet, but mostly by fear. If we as a people, hell as a species are going to survive in this world, we need to know that most hurts, pains, and sufferings can be solved with just a bit of compassion and the touch of another person.

My Doggies Are So Cute
My dogs are so darn funny I have to tell this story. These dogs are so darn cute and funny at times. I want to choke them most of the time. Lady barks because she likes her own voice and Kaman wants to 'mark' everything in the house. So I am either yelling at Lady to shut up, or I am cleaning up Kaman's 'markings'. Well, last night, I hear the two dogs just growling and fussing at each other. I knew it had to be over a treat that they were acting like that. I knew I hadn't given them anything to fight over. So I just made them be still and go to sleep (around 1am). I got up this morning and I went to put them outside and I see CANDY WRAPPERS in the floor. As a matter of fact, there was 2 'Dum Dum" lollipops wrappers and a stick. Plus, chocolate wrappers, THEY FOUND CANDY!!!! I started picking up all their paper and wrappings off the floor, and I find a half eaten lollipop in one of their beds stuck to their blanket. Now, I know what they were fighting over last night.

What Is It
What is it when Fubar BLocks a person for asking a simple Question on a mumm? WHat is it When they mark a picture of an american soldier as not NSFW, DO they have a problem with freedom? Or is FUBAR just run by people who are not americans? and who dont believe in what so many are fighting for and dieing for every day? And appearently they have something against motherhood as well.

Pleasure Kill Assault
the silence breaks the lonely night walk along the sidewalk hidden from sight a flash of red cuts the chill another vision in white leads to the kill blistering faith clashes with gold another flash of light is uncontrolled the numbers bleed telling the tale another seven nights it will unveil and one more fades to black another number stuck in the back red and black white and gold falling down growing old black and red gold and white the streets bleed no end in sight tend the wounds rub the salt pleasure kill assault

Waiting By Staind
Right Here I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way, to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say, to keep me right here waiting And If you chose to walk away, I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say, to keep you right here waiting I hope your not intending To be so condescending it's as much as I can take You're so independent; you just refuse to bend So I keep bending till I break But you always find a way, to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say, to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away, I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say, to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment; I found what I need in you Why can't you just forgive me

Morph Contest!!!
The Morph Contest will begin tomorrow Saturday, January 12th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! The Contest will last for two (2) weeks and will end on Saturday, January 26th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! RULES! Please!! No Drama of any sort will be tolerated!! Comment Bombing & Self Bombing a must!! READ CAREFULLY CONTESTANTS!! Level 8 and Up Members with Salutes may Comment Bomb your Contest Page!! Fake Accounts & Newbies are NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT THIS CONTEST!! Monitors will be watching to see that everyone is Playing By the Rules!! Those Members NOT Saluted and are caught Comment Bombing will be Blocked from Helping you in any further!! I wish everyone the best of luck!! Please Comment this Posting, so I know you have read the rules and understand everything expected of you!! - - PRIZE - - The First Contestant to reach 50,000 Comments will End the Contest & Win 1,000,000 Fu Bucks

How To Save A Life
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame You begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones you've followed He will do one of two things He will admit to everything Or he'll say he's just not the same And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Military Pay .... Please Read
Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. And I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accou

Worry
WORRY Is there a magic cutoff period when Offspring become accountable for their own Actions? Is there a wonderful moment when Parents can become detached spectators in The lives of their children and shrug, "It's Their life," and feel nothing? When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital Corridor waiting for doctors to put a few Stitches in my daughter's head. I asked, "When do You stop worrying?" The nurse said, "When they get out of the accident stage." My Dad just smiled faintly and said nothing. When I was in my thirties, I sat on a little Chair in a classroom and heard how one of my Children talked incessantly, disrupted the class, And was headed for a career making License plates. As if to read my mind, a teacher Said, "Don't worry, they all go through This stage and then you can sit back, relax and Enjoy them." My dad just smiled Faintly and said nothing. When I was in my forties, I spent a lifetime Waiting for the phone to ring, th

Baggage
Heard this song earlier, haven't heard it in a while. Sometimes baggage is so hard to get rid of when u've moved on Mary J. Blige - Baggage I know I do some things that make you so confused One minute I'm so in love and the next I can't stand you But if u may ask it's just the things that you do that reminds me of all of the mess that I've been through I got this baggage with me Don't wana make you pay for what somebody else has done to me I don't know what to do With all this baggage in me Everytime I hurt your feelings it's what someones done to me I don't mean to hurt you Heartache and pain I just can't do it again So I look for the worst and brace myself for the hurt But nobody has ever treated me this way Please be patient with me coz I want you to stay but I got all This baggage with me Don't wana make you pay for what somebody else has done to me I don't know what to do With all this baggage in me Everytime I hurt your feelings it's what someon

Funeral Is Over ~ Healing Begins
Well the Funeral for my grams was on Thursday and it was an absolutely gorgeous day. The sun was out, the temperature was perfect and my grandma's favorite thing, butterflies, we flying all around the church. She was their, making sure her family and friends were ok and making sure we were all celebrating her life and not mourning the death of her body. Her spirit is still alive and well in all of us. I do miss her, I do catch a tear every now and again when I hear a sad song, but I don't cry anymore, I smile when I think about her, I smile knowing that she is with God whom she believed in with all of her heart. She was a god fearing christian that never spoke an ill word about anyone and i am going to strive to be more like that. Trying to get more happy and less angry, look for the good in people instead of seeing flaws. Everyone has flaws, but that doesn't mean we need to notice them. We all say things at one time or another that we don't mean, we all do things that we regre

Something Funny
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - " I NO COME WORK TODAY" Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.

Ttoot Toot The Soul Train Has 59 Passengers And Plenty Of Seats!
The Sound Of Philadelphia (Soul Train)Uploaded by eXsistenZ1968 href="http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/simply2special/back grounds/?action=view¤t=4b29.jpg" target="_blank"> CHOO CHOO THE NEWEST TRAIN AROUND! COME AND JOIN THE S O U L TRAIN OF NOTHING BUT THE BEST PASSENGERS AND MUSIC IN TOWN!...............................! RULES: 1. PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ADD THE HOST AS YOUR FRIEND. 2. MUST RATE AND ADD ALL PASSENGERS OF THIS TRAIN 3. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 4. IF YOU ALREADY FRIENDS OF A PASSENGER THEN JUST LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT WITH THE SOUL TRAIN NAME TO INFORM ME THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. 5. WHEN TASK IS COMPLETED THEN E-MAIL, ME AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE S O U L TRAIN..................! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR@ fubar NYCE-N-SLOW@ fubar

Marion Jones
Marion Jones was sentenced to six months in prison for lying about steroid use and a lucrative cheque fraud case. The ruling was handed down by United States District Judge Kenneth Karas, who also sentenced Jones to two years probation and 400 hours of community service. It concluded a torrid few months for the 32-year-old who admitted in October to lying to federal investigators in 2003, when she denied using performance enhancing-drugs. Jones won gold medals in the 100 and 200 metre sprints along with the 4x400m relay at the 2000 Sydney Olympics. She also won bronze medals in the 4x100m relay and the long jump. But Jones returned all five in October and Friday's sentencing completed a spectacular downfall which prompted a statement by USA Track & Field president Bill Roe and CEO Craig Masback. It read: "The revelation that one of the sport's biggest stars took performance-enhancing drugs and repeatedly lied about it, in addition to being a party to fraud, has no

Naughty Application
1.YOUR NAME: 2.AGE: 3.FAVORITE POSITION: 4.DO YOU THINK THAT I'M CUTE? 5.WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? 6.LIGHTS ON OR OFF? 7.WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE DRUNK? 8.WOULD YOU TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME? 9.HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ME? 10.WOULD YOU LEAVE OR STAY THE NIGHT? 11.DO YOU LIKE CUDDLING AFTERWARDS? 12.CONDOM OR SKIN? 13.SOFTLY OR ROUGH? 14.WOULD YOU KISS ME DURING SEX? 15.DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD BE GOOD IN BED? 16.WOULD YOU USE ME AS A BOOTY CALL? 17.CAN I USE YOU AS A BOOTY CALL? 18.CAN WE TAKE PICTURES OF THE ACT? 19.HOW LONG WOULD WE HAVE SEX? 20.WOULD YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME?

Final Day
Ok fubuch contestants this thing ends at noon CST=central time zone,At that time i will close the folders and total everything up so be patience with me please everyone that has 2500 comments or more will get paid I wanna thank each and everyonr of you for keeping this a DRAMA FREE event and there will be many more to come.Untill Noon LUV YA ALL C YA THEN Painter

The Dream
Caress me with your silver tongue The sins of the past are now undone Stroke me with your words of love The heart begins to dance Shower me with kindness The soul begins to wake Humor me I'll shower you with the sounds of laughter Awake me Apart from you tears will fall Nixy

My Bros , Sis,kid,and Sexy!
hello ppl! i am 22 but alot of ppl say i look 12 which i think that it is funny b.c when i was 12 ppl thought that i was in my 20's. which is understandable b.c i have no makeup at the moment lost it and i don't spend 3 hours getting ready now i am a shower and go. i have just a lil time to get on here and check myspace but anyways enough about me let me talk about everyone else in my life its more fun!!! i have the most wonderful sweetest person in my life and no joe ur not going first hehe my baby she is 2 yrs old and she is sooo cute she is sooo like me in so many ways that it scares me lol and she is like her dad alot to even though she never sees him just the reallllllly lil things lol thank God not the big things. she is potty traained!!!!! thank God don't give up they all told me u wanna know wat when i said i don't care if u pee in ur pants and she can wear diapers she had to use the pottie i think that they just want to see ur breaking point and when u have li

The Willows
Beneath the ancient willow tree.. it waits the smell of death surrounding it. It’s features hidden, it’s breath not heard. It lies in wait amongst the darkness. The time is now, to take its place. From the shadows it steps, silently every movement planned as though it had rehearsed this very night over, through many passages of time. Hunt it you say? How can one hunt what they cannot see? What has lay quietly waiting, growing in strength until the time was right. Destruction of man, Destruction of those that cannot see, oh yes there is pleasure there. Pleasure in taking their will and shaping it into so much more. Would the chosen target survive, many did not. As the figure stepped forward the dark crimson cloak surrounded a slender form. Though still one could not reveal the features that lie beneath. Was it hideous an escaped monster from children fairy tales? One could only guess at this point allowing their imagination to wander. The call is carried silently over the ho

A Twist Of Fate
A twist of fate has turned the key, opening thoughts of what use to be Timid words within the night Once again the heart takes flight Truth or lies it does not care Its beat is loud The rhythm strong It's lie in wait for way to long A shattered soul shrieks in pain afraid to try and loose again The scars are real darken wounds which even time refuse to heal Innocence long since passed Though still a tender hand does reach the barrier now is breached The walls do crumble the heart revealed. Nixy

No Real Title~ Written For A Friend
Where others see darkness I see romance Where they may flee I will welcome For there is wisdom in silence A Light behind those haunting eyes Walk amongst my shadows Sleep in my embrace Find comfort in my laughter A warmth in every smile Nixy

Territorial Pissings....
In an attempt to salvage something good from a less than "uneventful' week, I thought I'd go out and try something new last night. You'll soon see that I'm using the term "new" quite loosely on this one, but bear with me. I thought maybe it would be fun to go back to some of the clubs that in ways, used to be like 2nd homes to me. I know, not exactly "something new", but I did try to warn you!! So there I was. Damn, I can't wait to see some of the old gang again!!! Needless to say, this wasn't like walking back into "Cheers" again because not only did everybody "not" know my name, I knew nobody!! Sam & Woody no longer stood behind the bar, ready to serve me my favorite nectar without ever having to ask. No longer did I feel like Cliff, Norm or even the moderately likeable Dr. Frasier Crane, giving and receiving useless banter on the way to my barstool. And just where the Hell was my barstool anyway....gone?? It appears they removed stools to make way for more booths...Ugggggg

Players/ Do They Really Exist?
I have been approached by female and males concerning this issue and since I have been,I thought I would give my two cents worth. I am striving on little to no sleep but here it goes. No Philosophy here this morning. What is the Definition of players:It has many ways of explaining this but I think this one fits for what I am talking. (Player (game), a participant in a game.) In order to play this game one must know the game.A person cannot be played unless he/she allows it. I don't like games and will not participate in them. If someone feels they need to play someone who says they are not the one being played them self. I don't need to hear well he has played many women on here or I hope he doesn't play you like he has done the others or I hope he doesn't hurt you,which all of these have the same meaning. I am here to find friends,to communicate,to search and maybe find something I was not looking for. I don't know how to play anyone,but I do know when I am being pla

*my Fubar Blog *
Between now and eight months ago i referred 8 people to this site whom were co-workers and good friends, well a couple of those got on my computer to log onto their accounts, since i referred them and they logged on with my ip address fubar thought i cheated, in which i didn't, had i wanted to cheat, in which i didn't, i could have used amac to change my mac address, but its not the case, i would advise no-one to refer anyone to this site, because the same could happen to you, level 24 fu-king to level 0.

Doggy Style: Better Than Sex?
After the discovery of fire, and the invention of the Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Doggy-Style has to be high on the list of greatest discoveries of all time. Far surpassing things like the wheel or electricity…maybe even Mountain Dew! I love the DS, but it isn’t the position I open with. Usually I go for something a bit more traditional, then when the ol boy is lookin good, I’ll spin the gal around and break out the DS as my Mortal Kombat finishing move. Doggy-Style is like a nacho with extra cheese….yes, it’s that good. All experienced doggy-stylers know this - but I feel compelled to share the benefits of the canine-crawl: 1. Front Row Seats! When your drilling away from the back, you have an unobstructed view of the boning. It’s like a live porno, and you’re the star! 2. No Mushy Shit! With your head 2 feet away from her body, you know you’re safe from her wanting to do any of that kissy-wissy bs that girls like. Plus, DS is kinda dirty, so

Chicken Parmesan Bundles
Prep Time: 35 min Total Time: 1 hr 5 min Makes: 6 servings 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed, well drained 1-1/4 cups KRAFT Shredded Low-Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella Cheese, divided 6 Tbsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, divided 6 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1-1/2 lb.), pounded to 1/4-inch thickness 1 egg 10 RITZ Crackers, crushed (about 1/2 cup) 1-1/2 cups spaghetti sauce, heated PREHEAT oven to 375ºF. Mix cream cheese, spinach, 1 cup of the mozzarella cheese and 3 Tbsp. of the Parmesan cheese until well blended; spread evenly onto chicken breasts. Starting at one of the short ends of each breast, roll up chicken tightly. Secure with wooden toothpicks, if desired. Set aside. BEAT egg in shallow bowl or pie plate. Mix remaining 3 Tbsp. Parmesan cheese and the cracker crumbs in separate shallow bowl or pie plate. Dip chicken bundles in egg, then roll in crumb mixtur

Easy Chicken Parmesan
Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 6 servings 1 jar (26 oz.) spaghetti sauce 6 Tbsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, divided 6 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1-1/2 lb.) 1-1/2 cups KRAFT Shredded Mozzarella Cheese PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Pour sauce into 13x9-inch baking dish. Carefully stir in 4 Tbsp. (1/4 cup) of the Parmesan cheese. Add chicken; turn over to evenly coat both sides with sauce. Cover with foil. BAKE 30 min. Uncover. TOP with mozzarella cheese and remaining 2 Tbsp. Parmesan cheese; continue baking 5 min. or until chicken is cooked through and cheese is melted.

2008 Fubar Levels
LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?. LMAO REPOST THIS SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE A LAUGH!!!!

Quick & Easy Layered Dessert
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 10 min Makes: 15 servings, 2/3 cup each 2 cups cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 pkg. (10.5 oz.) pound cake, cut into 1/2-inch cubes 1/2 cup chocolate syrup 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided POUR milk into bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 2 minutes or until well blended. ARRANGE half of the cake cubes in 3-quart serving bowl. Drizzle with 1/4 cup of the chocolate syrup. Layer with 1 cup of the pudding and 1-1/2 cups of the whipped topping. Repeat layers ending with whipped topping. REFRIGERATE until ready to serve. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator.

Black Forest Brownies
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 36 servings, 1 brownie each 1 pkg. (20 to 23 oz.) brownie mix 4 cups JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows 20 maraschino cherries, drained, coarsely chopped (about 1/2 cup) 3 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted PREPARE brownie batter and bake in 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package for cake-like brownies. TOP hot brownies with marshmallows. Bake an additional 3 to 4 minutes or until marshmallows just begin to melt. SPRINKLE with cherries; drizzle with melted chocolate. Cool completely. Cut into 36 brownies to serve.

Am I The Only One??
Am I the only one on here that is annoyed when people upload 10, 20, 30, or more photos of them basically in the same pose? This is ridiculous. I mean, come on, pick a few photos out of the 30 and upload them. There is no need to upload all 30 or so photos you had taken of yourself in the same pose just with a little differences, like a smile in one, a frown in another, a wink in another, a thumbs up in another, etc. THEY ARE THE SAME BASIC POSE! I probably am the only one who thinks it is too much. I try to rate every person's photo on my friends lists here and it gets tougher when a few people upload 30 or so photos of the same dang pose. Now I have to rate all your photos and it takes my attention of rating other friends who posted photos that are not in a bunch of them in the same pose. Not even magazines do that. They pick 1 or 2 photos of the entire set and use those and put the others away. I know I do not HAVE TO rate every photo, but I will not know where I left off and I alre

How We Are What We Are.......
I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a shiny sliver out of one hour. I dropped it carelessly. O God! I knew not I held an opportunity. --Hazel Lee Once, a famous artist was hired to put stained glass windows into a great cathedral. His eager young apprentice pleaded for the chance to design just one small window. The master artist feared an experiment on even a small window would prove costly, but the persistent young apprentice kept up his pleas. Finally, the master agreed that he could try his hand on one small window if he furnished his own materials and worked on his own time. The enterprising apprentice began gathering bits of glass his master had discarded, and set to work. When the cathedral doors were open, people stood in groups before the small window, praising its delicate excellence. Our lives are like this. If we take the time to gather together the moments and opportunities we too often discard and waste, we find we can weave the

Australia
I just met a friend from down under and I am sold out on visiting that wonderful country. I am going to ask my boyfriend to take me there this summer, but if he can't, I am determined to go there myself! Now I am on a quest to learn all I can about that beautiful place and I would love to receive all the information I can from my friends here because I will make the best of this trip. I am saving up my pennies right now and will cash in all my Fubucks if necessary! LOL

Mors Certa, Vita Incerta
In latin it means, "death is certain, life is uncertain". Wisdom from ancient times. Not much changes in the theatre of humanity. Technology may change, but the people remain the same, always. We were watching a show on Jewish immigrants to the US, and they came to the part on the rag trade. At one time, 70% of all textiles and clothes were made by jewish immigrants. One example of which was the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. I'm not sure how many of you know the name, except as a vague and distant reference in a high school history class. The Triangle Shirtwaist factory was owned by a pair of men who had been tailors themselves, and started their own company. At some stage, most of their employees pulled a strike for better working conditions. It was called the "Uprising of 20,000". That settled down four months later, then the women returned to work. Their workspace was littered with scraps of thread and fragments of cloth. They were locked in until closing time, to p

New Biker Bar
jUST WANTED TO LET YOU BIKERS THAT THERE A COLL NEW BAR THAT HAS OPENED.cOME CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN IF YOU LIKE WHO KNOWS YO MAY KNOW SOMEONE THERE!!! Wild Panhead Saloon http://wildpanheadsaloon.com/phpfox/public/videos

It's Moving Day!
Today is moving day! I'm way behind on friends requests, messages and comments. I should be able to get to them around Tuesday. Please bare with me until then. Gotta give myself a lil time to settle in. Wish me luck! Much luv to you all, Jackie Have a fantastic weekend.

Nervous...
I know it's lame, but... I applied to Irate Pirates, a prestigeous guild on Llane. I did this.. four hours ago. people are waking up now, and getting online, and... i'm nervous. I want in really badly >.> over 500 members. Raids, instances... Most are level 70s. Phil got in on his 37 shaman. Hopefully i can get in with Vorelkurik, my 52 paladin. 8 veiws, no replies... >.> Wish me luck?

I'm A Slut :)
Body: ★-JANUARY = SLUT -Fun to be with. -Loves to try new things. -Boy/girls LOVE you. -You are very hott. -Secretive. -Difficult to fathom and to be understood. -Quiet unless excited or tensed. -Takes pride in oneself. -Easily consoled. -Honest. -Concerned about people's feelings. -Tactful. -Friendly. -Approachable. -Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. -Moody and easily hurt. -Witty and sparkly. -Spazzy at times. -Not revengeful. -Forgiving but never forgets. -Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. -Loves to be loved. -Easily hurt but takes long to recover. -Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days ★-FEBRUARY = SEXY -Abstract thoughts. -THE BEST in bed. -Outgoing. -Loves reality and abstract. -Intelligent and clever. -Changing personality. -Attractive. -Fun to be around. -Sexiest out of everyone. (EVERYONE!!!!!!) Think about it!!! -A real speed demon. -Has more than one

On My Nerves
so i was talking with my friends and we were talking about fighting if the US ever got taken over he said he wouldnt fight he would run to cananda and i was thinking about it lately and it got me all worked up that some people who are free wouldnt even stand up and fight for it or die for it yet there are thousands upon thousands who would fight and die to be free but here is someone who wouldnt i think then he dosent deserve to be free if you wont die let alone fight to be free whats the point huh? maybe im not seeing something or is he just that much of a pussy? i mean i would be sacred to fight but i would hope if it ever came down to it i would stand up and be brave and fight awwwww who knows im just ranting

Things That Make Ya Wonder...
Chatting with a few people today I got a message from someone and to be honest...I feel so played like a fool and thought someone like me would understand my heartache but it turned out to be a joke and as always it was played on me. Never fails... My ex-g/f and I we, at least I thought, had the same BS in common. We couldnt get pregnant. She told me that the docs told her that it was due to the hormone therapy because it fucked her up and that her juices in her puss was full of acid that it was killing the sperm right on the spot. OK...I will by that I have heard of that before. She was told she would never become pregnant because of that. Now...she not only has one child but has one on the way too. *Puts a big L on her forhead for Loser* I should have known since she is fucking crazy anyway. Just pisses me off that she would lie to me like that. Even after we broke up she just still agravates me. Probably more jealousy than anything...and being played like a fool. She r

Mine And Chads Convo
THIS IS MINE AND CHADS CONVO FROM THE LAST 2 DAYS BECAUSE HES JELOUS AND YEAH HERE YA GO THIS IS 1/11/07 CONVO Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 2:59:57 AM): i love everyone like a fat kid love cake on crack Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:41:25 PM): new mum everyone http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=293253 bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:42:19 PM): trying to show ur boobs Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:42:32 PM): why you ask? bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:42:56 PM): ur pic on here Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:14 PM): its for my boyfriend bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:23 PM): not for me Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:27 PM): no bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:35 PM): then change it Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:43 PM): lmao yeah right bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:51 PM): why Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:44:13 PM): because its for my boyfriend and i will change it when i want to bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:44:40 PM): bye Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:44:45 PM): bye bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:44:52 PM): i wont

Men Are Like....
A LITTLE HUMOR For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like . Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They s

2008 New Fubar Levels
LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?. LMAO REPOST THIS SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE A LAUGH!!!!

Hello Can Help Out
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Omg~ladies Pls Note
Something to consider next time you go shopping 4 lipstick... This comes from someone who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto . If there is a female you care anything about, share this with, her. I am doing that now! Recently a lipstick brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90.It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer. The lipstick Brands that contain lead are: 1. CHRISTIAN DIOR 2. LANCOME 3. CLINIQUE 4. Y.S.L 5. ESTEE LAUDER 6. SHISEIDO 7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss) 8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner) 9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK. The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick contained the most amount of lead. Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay on longer. If your lipstick stays on longer, it is because of the higher content of lead. Here is the test you can do yourself: 1

Can You Hel Me!
Hi my name is Maria! Can you help me find him? He was born in Burlington, Vermont In July,1970. His Birth Parents Grace E. Patch and Bill (William) Perkins. If you are or know anyone born in this City and State around this date plz. let me know. He has Family who want to find him. buemariagirl@yahoo.com

Bad News
I know this isn't the best News to start out with something sad but I dont' know how long my eyes will last before they need the operations on them... I saw my Diabetic Eye Doctor and I have cataracts in both eyes, due to my Diabetes and suffering dry eyes. I am scare of it a little bit, the Doctor told me if my eyes get worse, there is a surgery for them and one at a time. Though most Diabetics go blind adventurally. I now, really dislike Diabetes, if it wasn't for the polyneuropathy that has 50 % of my body in certain areas and now my eyes are going. I love reading, now that will be another thing to lose, unless I can find a partner to read to me... I love doing alot of things like writing Poetry to writing short and long Stories. I do alot of Arts and Crafts, I also love painting and playing my electric keybroad. I don't fear Death but to lose my eye-sight before I get a chance to find my True Love, I would never know what they look like and would need their help more in

Spell Checker
How hard is it for people to run Spell Checker before the send something?I've been reading through various items on here and elsewhere. There is a serious problem with the English language. We as a country have become very illiterate. We are in such a hurry to do things. We dont double check our work. Alot of the mistakes and misspelled words are pretty sad. I know its alot to remember. But, doesn't anyone take pride in their things anymore? I know even at work I get some pretty sad emails. Funny thing is. These are supposed to be these highly educated individuals. They talk a good game. But, their command of the english language is pathetic. I was gonna type this all screwed up to really make a point and look like a ss. But, I couldn't do it.

Through Clear Blue Eyes 1/11/08
Does he think me weak When I cry through the night Does he feel my strength When I hold him so tight When I'm beside him Does he feel no fear Can he feel my love When I'm drying his tears My heart fills with joy Just watching him sleep When he says "I love you" My very soul leaps I know someday he'll leave To find his own way In a world unforgiving He'll seize his own day And I hope by then He'll have learned by my side Enough to be strong And to conquer this ride I just wish I could know Before he makes his run Just what's seen through The clear blue eyes of my son. D. R. Hyden

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/12/08;
"ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music." from msnbc.com Yeah ok give those SOB's a chance and the only fuckin' thing that will be playin' in bars is a goddamn Ommmpa band with 3 part accordions! Jeeze doesn't anybody see the fuckin' wrong here? We are supposed to have free speech! So I guess I can't be sendin' my shit out to anybody in the mid-west on the fuckin' off chance one of my thoughts maybe repeated in a fuckin' bar! Yeah alright... YOU KNOW who is to blame here... LMAO

My Current Feelings
These are lyrics to a song that has really stuck to me and it's sad but it's how I feel sometimes. Cold As You By: Taylor Swift You have a way of coming easily to me. And when you take, you take the very best of me. So I start a fight 'cause I need to feel somethin' And you do what you want 'cause I'm not what you wanted. (CHORUS) Oh, what a shame. What a rainy ending given to a perfect day. Just walk away, no use defending words that you will never say. And now that I'm sittin' here thinkin' it through, I've never been anywhere cold as you. You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray. And I stood there lovin' you and washed them all away. And you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you. (CHORUS) Oh, what a shame. What a rainy ending given to a perfect day. So just walk away, no use defending words that you will never say. And now that I'm sittin' here thinkin' it through, I've never been anywh

Transformers Uk: Artwork Preview
I recently made a return to the stamping ground where my career in comics pretty much started. That is to say, I briefly went back to drawing The Robots In Disguise. As you may probably know, the Autobots & Decepticons are much changed since I last drew them in 1990, (much due to the mega-budget live action movie... a hugely enjoyable film it is too,) & as such, they are a complete pain to draw (an explosion in a scrap yard, was how they appeared to me at first) but I am pleased with the finished result. Anyway, here's a few of the pages. The finished strip is a 10 page story, which has beeen 'digitally inked' & colored, & will appear in issue #8 of the Titan published comic-magazine Transformers, unfortunately, because of contratual issues, the magazine is unavailable outside the UK. The story's main robot character is Ironhide... who has changed a lot over the years.. when I last drew him, he was a red Transit Van... he's now a mean as f**K looking black 4x4, how times change.

Just A Note
I want to thank everyone for all the love shown to me during this contest. Because of my work schedule I do not have a lot of time to spend on fubar but I try to send as much love as i can to my friends.You people rock thanks again Jimbo

Transformers Uk: Artwork Preview.
I recently made a return to the stamping ground where my career in comics pretty much started. That is to say, I briefly went back to drawing The Robots In Disguise. As you may probably know, the Autobots & Decepticons are much changed since I last drew them in 1990, (much due to the mega-budget live action movie... a hugely enjoyable film it is too,) & as such, they are a complete pain to draw (an explosion in a scrap yard, was how they appeared to me at first) but I am pleased with the finished result. Anyway, here's a few of the pages. The finished strip is a 10 page story, which has beeen 'digitally inked' & colored, & will appear in issue #8 of the Titan published comic-magazine Transformers, unfortunately, because of contractual issues, the magazine is unavailable outside the UK. The story's main robot character is Ironhide... who has changed a lot over the years.. when I last drew him, he was a red Transit Van... he's now a mean as f**K looking black 4x4, how times change.

A True Friend
How can one be so gentle? So thoughtful? The beauty which defines ones heart Is only skin deep You look what is inside a person You look into the persons eyes It will show their true intentions If you study a persons body language Will that person be misunderstood For some people the wall that is up front Can't be torn down easily Sometimes we hide things inside to protect others Other times we do it in fear of having things Repeat in our lives We turn to each other for strength We turn to each other as friends We turn to each other when we need a shoulder to cry on A real friend will alway love you A real friend will always pick you up when you are feeling low When my day feels like night I know I can turn to you to make my day nice and blue If you ever need me as a friend I am here for you If you ever need me to comfort you My arms are here for you Just remember I am your friend I am here for you!

~fate~
Is fate driven by your inner desires to keep control of your life? is it driven by unknown forces that you have only input in? If you believe then will you recieve what it is that you hope for? what makes you stronger is what makes your fate. be it emotional or sexual craving desires that bring you to a soul that wants to be fate. do you open up and explore or do you sit back and watch? do you have it in you to take the chance and open up new dimensions of excitement?

Question For Those Of You Who Know Me
I got a rather interesting email after my much needed rest. Much did I know it was someone who had a friends password and was in truth that person's boyfriend. Now first off... isn't pissed off spelled pissed off? Not pissed of? lol.... So the person had to be young to being with. Or really didn't care how he made his point across. Because pissed of is kind of funny. Anyway, just some way to make a pitiful point huh? Now all I did was say a comment on one of her photos about her being beautiful pretty etc.... Normal stuff and that's something wrong to do or say to someone? Plus he goes on to say that I hope I have a nice life blah, blah fucking blah! Of course I got a nice damn life. Who would complain with good looks a great body! good health. Charm, incredible eyes so and on and so on. Of course I'm making myself feel good ;) lol I had to say something good about myself somewhere since I didn't think I did anything wrong or not to my knowledge anyway. But whatever.... ;)

East Meets West
East Meets West THIS CD IS A MIX I PUT TOGETHER WITH THE IDEA OF SELLING IT TO CORNER SHOPS & EASTERN TAKEAWAYS. IT'S A MIX OF BHANGRA, PUNJABI AND BOLLYWOOD HINGED WITH WESTERN FLAVA'S. This is a 39min condensed version of the full 74min mix. For full tracklisting goto www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/eastmeetswest http://www.esnips.com/doc/83956b7c-31c5-45ba-92af-8ace1c4ff9b5/East-Meets-West-mixed-by-DJ-Muzik-AL

Grrrrr.....
So it's been a year since one of my friends committed suicide and I'm still pissed at him. Not because he did it, just all the things left unsaid and undone. I know what I feel is right, but it sucks. I miss him and nothing can change it or bring him back. I didn't write this to whine about it. I just wrote it comfort myself and be part of my grieving process. If anyone leaves a mean comment, you're an ass hat and remove yourself from my list immediately. If one of you wrote something like this, I wouldn't do that to you.

Daily Devotional 1/11/08
January 11 - Daily Feast The owls call to each other early on a midwinter evening. Just as the last rays of sunlight sink into a rosy glow, a silence settles over the countryside. For a short time, everything is hushed. In that near-dark hour the wind lays and no sound is heard - as though the whole forest listens. The moment is brief as daytime creatures find their nests and those of the night begin to awaken. It is time to rest from our own activity, to find a quiet hour to let pressures ebb away. One of the greatest wonders is the rhythm and order of nature. But even greater is the flexibility of human nature - that we can move, think, project, plan and see all of it in perspective. And as the day wanes we can put it all down and take on the peace of nature. ~ Heed little the melancholy nights that keep tune with sorrowful thought. ~ CHIEF RUNS-THE-BATTLE 'A Cherokee Feast of Days', by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 11 "Race

For My Willa
SOME THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW WOMAN!! 1. everytime you leave the house i wanna cry because you are gone. 2.everytime you walk through a door, or i wake up next to you, i feel like my heart is going to explode!! 3.I have never loved so much..nor have i ever felt so loved. screw the numbers.... You make me feel like a god ,like a king, the knight i wish i could be... You are the first thought on my mind when i wake..and the last before i sleep...and god knows a million times in between You seem to think that you aren't perfect... YOU ARE WRONG...you are perfect for me. We compliment each other with our similiarities..and even more so with our differences YOU ARE THE WOMAN I'VE BEEN BEGGING GOD FOR ALL MY LIFE...AND EVERY MOMENT I SPEND WITH YOU IS A SEPERATE BLESSING... never forget how much i love you woman

Poem
Umm I wrote this a few months ago.. "My Gun" I sit here wondering why its time thinking about your face smiling glowing like the sun I tell myself as I grab my gun I tryed my best I gave it my all now I wonder as I fall will he ever care how I lived about how I cared so deeply I hit the floor looking at myself in my blood only as murky like the mud feeling my chest collapsing as I see my life flashing before my eyes where at one point in time I was happy I lay here for these few moments I cry in my finale thoughts I see him standing over me like an angel then the world goes dark and finally i'm at peace.... By: Amanda S.

Friends
I could lie and say I have the best friends before I would of but now I will tell the truth my ex friends are some fucking asses they tolled my lil bro that some one wouldn't let me leave there house or use the phone when I was at the laundry mat my older bro and my lil bro drove every where looking for me I am sssssssoooooooo pissed off I wanted to bitch slap her for lieing she is so lucky she is a minor and I would get put away if I did all the things I wanted to lucky ass bitch YOU LIE ABOUT OR TO DEATH YOU WILL FIND YOUR SELF IN A WORLD OF HELL

I Wished For Dark And Got Light
I'm happy when i'm with you i'm sad when we are apart I'm happy when you look at me i'm sad when you look away I'm happy when i hear your voice i'm sad when i don't I'm happy when i feel your touch i'm sad when you don't touch me I'm happy when i see your face i'm sad when all i see is your back How can you make me feel this way we've never met and i already love you How did you do this to me why did you do this i don't feel like my self any more.....

My Heart Is Dieing
The one that makes me cry is the only one that can see me smile The one that makes me sad is the only one that can make me happy The only one that makes me feel bad is the only one that can make me feel good What i'm trying to say is if their is only one man that can make me sad is the only one that can make me happy then you are the only one that i want to be with even if you make me sad and i hope with every part of me you feel the same you might not understand but i will tell you this untill you do

Psalm 14
Fools say in their hearts "There is no God" They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good. The Lord looks down from heaven on the human race to see if there are any who understand, any who seek God. All have turned away, all have become corrupt; there is no one who does good, not even one. Do all these eveildoers know nothing? They devour my people as though eating bread; they never call on the Lord. But there they are, overwhelmed with dread, for God is present in the company of righteous. You evildoers frustrate the plans of the poor, but the Lord is their refuge. Oh, that salvation for Israel would come out of Zion! When the Lord restores his people, let Jacob rejoice and Israel be glad!

Sexual Immorality....1 Corinthians 6:12
"I have the right to do anything," you say-but not everything is beneficial. "I have the right to do anything" -but I will not be mastered by anything. You say, "Food for the stomach and the stomach for food, and God will destroy them both." The body, however, is not meant for sexual immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. By his power God raised the Lord from the dead, and he will raise us also. Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he unites himself with a prostitute is one with her body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh." But whoever is united with the Lord is one with him in spirit. Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins people commit are outside their bodies, but those who sin sexually sin against their own bodies. Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spririt, who is in you, whom you have received fro

A Sign
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways. The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to ca

A New Life
hey all well for those of you who do care to read this. I am so happy right now. I have a new life i started just before christmas. I moved from Anaheim, California to Redwood Falls, Minnesota. I am really liking it here. I have a beautiful girl that i love with all of my heart. I am looking for a job that hasnt come yet but im sure it will soon. I know I have a few people on my list from here and if you read this well maybe you can give me some pointers on jobs around town lol. well that it for now take care love yo all bye bye for now Robert

Value
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one? To realize The value of ten years Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane? To realize The value of one-second Ask a person Who has survived an accident? Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member LOSE ONE.

Elliot Yamin~ Wait For You
I never felt nothing in the world like this before How I'm missing you and I'm wishing you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know; so now I'm all alone Girl you could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more than I can stand And all my tears, they keep runnin' down my face Why did you turn away? So why does your pride make you run and hide Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you want it to be So baby I will wait for you Cause I don't know what else I can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine, it just ain't true I really need you in my life No matter what I have to do I'll wait for you Been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You gotta be feeling crazy How can you walk away (When) Everything stays the same I j

Oreo Ice Cream Roll
Prep Time: 1 hr Total Time: 4 hr Makes: 12 servings, one topped cake slice each 23 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided 1/2 cup flour 1 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1/2 tsp. salt 3 eggs 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup water 1 square BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate, melted 1 tsp. vanilla 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 qt. (4 cups) vanilla ice cream, softened 1 cup hot fudge ice cream topping, warmed 3/4 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 12 large strawberries PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Line 15x10x1-inch baking pan with foil; grease foil. Set aside. Finely crush 13 of the cookies; coarsely chop remaining 10 cookies. Set aside. Mix cookie crumbs, the flour, baking powder and salt in small bowl; set aside. BEAT eggs in large bowl with electric mixer on high speed 5 min. or until very thick and lemon colored. Gradually add sugar, beating on medium speed until well blended. Add flour mixture, water, chocolate and vanilla; beat on low speed just until blended. S

Thoughts,ruminations And A Ephinany.
I've been thinking. Alot. I know I have a propensity of taking everything said to me to heart. Honestly, who doesn't? I figured that this year would be different...it was for a short while but it reverted back to the same old scheisse. Does it bother me? Of course,I'd be devoid of human emotions if it didn't. Will I let things get to me? Well,easier said than done. But I'm trying...by gosh ( such strong language for a blog! Hehe)I'm trying. I've also been doing some soul searching on my past dating experiences. Most(well all) ended up in the dumper. Is it me? Perhaps. Or maybe it's the type of woman I'm pinning for. What do I want? It's relatively simple really (kinda like me :). A woman who likes good conversation. A woman who stimulates my intellect as well as, yes, my loins (hey I'm a guy...I think). Someone who appreciates me for me. Yes, I'm not a fashion plate, Yes, I'm not the most agreeable person around,Yes I'm moody. But then again...who isn't? I want so

Now I Feel Sooo Much Better
Sitting here trying desperatly to get a few main programs to download, *grrs @ dial up* when what should come on my winamp playlist but none other then Reba McEntire @ Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You *note to self never reformat while on dial up* Now i don't know about you but i think this song speaks volumes about just how women react to breakup and betrayal, and i for one have come to think that love is for fools. But then again thats probably due to the way the last relationship i was in ended, which to say the least was heartbreaking, for me not him *obviously i didnt mean shit to him if he found it that easy to be rid of me and never look back* but then again now that i think about it none of my exs bothered looking back, almost as though they qwere glad to be rid of me, well ok thats not totallt true ther was one ex who tried to remain friends with me inspite of our remaining feelings for each other, i still wonder of he may have been my soulmate. and hard as i try i wan

Chocolate Bombe
Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 25 min Makes: 8 servings 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Chocolate Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling LINE medium glass bowl with plastic wrap. Cut cake evenly into 12 slices; cut each cake slice diagonally in half to make 2 triangles. Line prepared bowl with single layer of cake triangles; set remaining cake triangles aside for later use. Spread 1 cup of the whipped topping over cake layer in bottom of bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix; beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the remaining whipped topping; pour over whipped topping layer in bowl. Top with the remaining cake triangles; cover. Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. UNMOLD dessert onto serving platter. Remove plastic wrap. Frost with the remaining whipped topping. Store

15 Things Cops Say
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

Chocolate-caramel Marshmallow Torte
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 4 min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, chopped, divided 10 Tbsp. butter or margarine 2/3 cup sugar 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1/3 cup flour 1/4 tsp. salt 20 KRAFT Caramels 2 Tbsp. milk 1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 9-inch round cake pan. Line bottom of pan with waxed paper. Microwave 1 cup of the chopped chocolate and the butter in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 2 min. or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Add sugar; mix well. Blend in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and salt; stir until well blended. Pour into prepared pan. BAKE 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out with fudgy crumbs. (Do not overbake.) Cool in pan 5 min. Run small knife around side of pan to loosen cake. Invert cake onto serving platter. Remove and discard waxed paper. Cool cake slightly. MICROWAVE caramels and milk in

Indiana Girl
A girl from Indiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Indiana, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Indiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from ... bitch?"

Pwned By Morrigan
I'm PWNed by Morrigan, the Wiccan Warrior. How shall I perform my servitude? Wash her feet and dry with my hair? Nah....too jewish. Shall I...wear dog collar and be her foot stool? Nah....too S & M. I has no ideas but Her Wish is My Command. http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=294278

The Pussy Cat Song
My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door Scratched so long poor pussy got sore Sore pussy..ooohhhh Sore..pussy ooohhh Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was sittin on the front step Sat so long poor pussy got wet Wet pussy...ohhhhh Sore, wet..pussy Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot Played so long poor pussy got hot Hot pussy..ohhhh Sore, wet, hot...pussy.. Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long he lost his hair Bald pussy...ohhh Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor and I out at the clothes line I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine My pussy..oohhhhhh Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor stole my kitty But I did see I said to my neighbor set my pussy free Free pussy Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy Just a friendly little cat Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Potentially Or Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dol

Life Sucks Right Now!!!!!!!!!
Today was just one of those REALLY BAD days! Woke up an all was good then went to work at 2pm an left work at 6pm cause my grandma (my moms mom) had surgery at 8pm tonight. She has Lung Cancer on one of her lungs. I was told she was going to have either half or the whole lung removed. I made it to the hospital 5 mins before she was brought down to surgery. She went down at 6:45pm. But before she was brought down an of course 5 mins before hand when i showed up I told her I loved her no matter what and I know she will make it through the surgery. She said I love you too an held on me tight an then tears ran down her face. I so wanted to cry but I held it in an still holding it in. Ill more likely cry my self to sleep. But the nurse called my mother an told her that they just opened her up an it looks like its gonna be more then 6 hours an to go do something an they will contact us every 30 mins to an hour to let us know the update that was at 9:05pm at 9:50pm they called us while we whe

Coin Operated Boy
Coin Operated Boy The Dresden Dolls coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time wil

Sympathy
I've recently found out that when I'm upset or having a hard time I've got to depend on myself and nobody else. Just thought I'd quote a fav phrase of mine. When you need a helping hand... ...look to the end of your arms. When you need a shoulder to cry on... ...go lay down on the side of the road. When you're looking for sympathy... ...you can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. Here lately I've found this to be so true! So this is going to be my motto from here on out and I'm going to stick to it like glue!

This Sucks!
i was here when it was cherry tap. as of 1/11 my account got lost or killed by some 1.i was allmoste a pimp.this sucks.well i'll see who my real friends r. and hope to meet more.Free Comments & Graphics

Dss And My X Is Trying To Take My Kids Can
SomeOne please help me!!! I just got my devorce from my X the 13th of dec and I got the Kids, house and car, and my X is pissed off at me and called DSS on me and she is telling them all kind of camp about me that is not true just to get mty kids taken from me, I have 3 kids 2 boys and a girl they are 14 boy 13 boy and my girl is 10, my X is telling them all kind of crap to descredit them so they can not watch my kids for me, they told my 19 year old nice that has a new born 2 months old that she does not have enough expereance to wath them and she needs to give all her attention to her own child, and I have a nephew that will watch my kids but they say he can not watch them because my daughter has been exposed to inapropreate materail on the internet Aint that a bunch of crap, my step daughter was going to watch them but my X talked to her the morning of are meeting and at the meeting she said she could not watch them suprize there hmm, then I ask about my other niece and they said

Damn!!
Finally got off of work. Tonight was tough!! There were people freaking everywhere!!! I got so tired of hearing my name called!!! I'd be waiting on several people, and telling people, ok, hold on just one second, and I'll be with right with you. I was so sick of being nice by the end of the night, I was about to explode. Thank god I never lost my temper. Tips were great though. That sure never hurts!!! I did have to tell one guy that if he slapped my ass one more time, he'd be laying on the floor. But, we all had a lot of fun as well. I have these nerf dart guns at work I use on people when they get on my nerves. A bunch of us had one hell of a gunfight. Not to mention....I bought some window paint......it works very well on top of bald heads. I've also noticed how people seem to be pretty picky about MY body!! Several comments were made about my losing weight, and how I shouldn't wear this shirt, i should wear something more fitting, I looked good, I looked hot, I had lost too m

Children
I love my children,suddenly I discovered that my daughter,who is 12 is now living in Finland.I thought she had been go for awhile.Hope she sends me some neat stuff.My 9 yr old son is moving to Alaska to fight polar bears...must be a man thing.My youngest son the famous youtube 6 yr old will continue his stay here in the lovely state of chaos for another 3 months.He feels he will stop loving me then...I LOVE MY CHILDREN!!

Someday
Well those that are and have made comments thank you on my last blog. And I as I say that somethings comes to my mind. As something I like to think makes me keep looking forward. Even though I ponder the past. Is the title of a song a group I listen to Nickleback. Some day I am gonna make it all right, but not right now. I hope that is one of the things that keeps me going. And I appreciate all that do show there concern, it is very appreciated THANK YOU, WITH LOVE.

Entropy
Entropy by Irishdragon© Janice Murphy was the object of desire of every man in the neighborhood. A mother of two, she kept her 29 year old body toned through her job as an aerobics instructor at a local health club. Her long toned legs; curved child bearing hips, and well rounded behind all gave testament to her strenuous schedule of 5 classes a week. As was common with most women she had increased in breast size to accommodate the lactation and feeding of the infant, the twin boys now 14 months old were no longer nursing, but the size of her new breasts was a welcome addition to her hourglass figure. The lawn mower ran over a rock and John Davis was brought back to reality. Every Saturday for the past 4 years he had cut the lawn of Dr. and Mrs. Richard Murphy, and every time he arrived at exactly 7:30 so he could watch her leave for her 8:00 class. Some days he would get lucky and catch a glimpse of her bending down to pick up her keys, or on those really special occasions get

My Lounge
Hello all... Just a note to say good bye to Heaven's Door.. I am deleting my lounge next Friday.. My birthday is Thursday.. and I want one last week in it.. but Friday morning.. I am deleting it.. I have done everything alone in that lounge.. every single thing alone... People have said that they would help me.. with this and that.. and no one has. I am exhausted, I can't do it anymore and I wont.. I have been in other lounges and watched then with lots of help and people coming and going.. and my lounge doesnt have that.. Someone told me that I have to be there 24 hours a day to keep people in.. That I need staff for them to stay.. What does being on staff got to do with people just talking to people ? I say.. absolutely nothing. I can't promote, invite, greet, all of it alone anymore. and I refuse to. So, I will be saying good bye to the Heaven's Door Lounge.. Sure I have 417 members.. but they don't come in. I have to say I am a failure. Because I dont have help abso

Where I Might Be From Tomorrow On Giggle Giggle.
so as of tomorrow hopefuly are playstation will be here lol and guess what i will be doing lol playing a hole lot of Grand Theft Auto yup that right kim went out and got us a playstation and a lot of games but my fav of all get 3 Grand Theft Autos. so if iam not working or doing school i will be trying to beat all 3 games and trying to kick kims butt at it lol that will be my new goal for the year lol. love u kim. so sorry if it don't seem like i have time to talk lmao.

In My Dreams
In my dreams You are already here Together we are, one life we share In my dreams there is no fear knowing you will always be there In my dreams I have no cares Only the thoughts of you being near In my dreams my life is clear Understanding that no one could compare I think of you "In My Dreams" but in reality I don't need to dream no more Because all my dreams have COME TRUE.

My Life
Michelle, My life began when we met online, And will not end until we part. Hearing your voice keeps me alive, Until we meet again. Mere thoughts of you lift my spirits, Drawing me into a world of love and laughter. Truly meant for each other, Not a fantasy nor distortion of reality, But a gift from above. Love means exposing yourself to another, Being vulnerable and helpless. Our love is a breath of fresh mountain air, Effortlessly giving, expanding slowly and patiently, A constant flow of passion. Our shadows blend slowly into one another, Forming a bond of pure friendship. Unselfish commitment for the purpose, Filling life with a sense of completeness. Tomorrow means so much, Because I have you today. I can’t imagine my life without you. All of my love, Forever, Michael

1
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad 'And was traveling alon

2-daddyday
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her da

3-thedarksideofromance
As I sat there in Enqlish class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didnt notice me like that, I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to know that I don`t wanna be "just friends", I love her but I`m just too shy, and I don`t know why. . 11th Grade The phone rang. It was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone so I did. As i sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, a Drew Barrymore movie, & 3 bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "Thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I

4-theboy&thedoll
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister

5-abortion_notpreachingjustfoundtouching!!!
I support your right to chose (even though me personally dont agree with abortion) but i do feel this is true and should at least be read and considered first sorry to offend anyone Month One: Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can

10 Things To Ponder In 2008
#10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know exactly where o

A Tired Marine
A Tired Marine... The train was quite crowded, So a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a welldressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left wasunder that dog."Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are alsoarrogant!"This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!"An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you American soften seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on thewrong side of the road.A

Just Pondering Things
I am sitting here tonight having fun commenting on some of the mumm's being posted. And people wondering what they should do. Or, what sexual fantasy, position you like the most. And even though it may or may not be known. I have been divorce for almost five years. The next best thing to happen to me besides my daughter being born, and now raising her by myself. And I know a lot goes into a relationship. And unfortunately I know I don't have a lot of time to devote. Because of the time away from my daughter so that we can survive(because I get no support from her mother, my problem). And the fact that I go to work in the middle of someone's day. And get home usually when there heading off to end the day. So even though I can be happy for the things the man upstairs has allowed me to have. I still feel a lonilness in my heart. Not long ago I took a chance and told someone how I felt. Someone I let get away and realize today how much the did and how much they mean to me. A

Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

If You Are 30 Or Older You Will Appreciate This!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way acros

Fork In The Road
Life, Love, relationships and emotions all lead to a fork in the road. Just when you think you've got things figured out, the road splits in two. Do you take the path that is easy or the path that has challenges? We are all given choices in this life. I believe that the choices we make in life put us where we are today. Some choices have been good and some choices have been bad, but either way it has gotten us to where we are today. Our words and actions also lead us to those who come and go in our lives. Be careful with your words and actions, what might not mean a thing to you could mean the world to someone else. Be at peace with your choices and embrace what ever it may bring to you..

Distance
So madly in love, However the distance rips me apart. Crying tears of blood, That drip slowly down my body. A collage of feelings running rampant, Tendered by uncontrollable waves of emotion. Scrambled thoughts linger on. Praying for peace of mind. Unable to calm the floodgate, Filled with indecision and misdirection. Feeling so lost without you. Trying to get a grip on myself. Desperately aching to be with you again. Losing control of myself. Wondering what is happening to me. Screaming out in both ecstasy, and pain. Confusion without. Lost words within. Echoing over and over. Realizing the indescribable horror, That love has brought upon me. Fighting a world alternating between, A burning sun, and freezing darkness. An emptiness that only the power Of your love can remove. With joy, and sadness you approach, Leaving before you came. My life a tempest, My heart ceased.

I Think I ... Need To Start Over
year is 2 weeks old now :) well.. i had a few appointments the last few days cuz i need to find a new way i can go.. i probably told a few people... when my year ended i also ended my job and my school that i was doing almost 2 years i am not sure if it was the right thing to do but this whole stuff that happened now the end of the year made me wanna start all over again..... as i said i had a few plans this year and they r all gone now... so i need to find a new goal.... at the moment it goes a bit slow.. i have nothing that pushes or motivates me in any kind of way... i dont go out i dont talk to my family or real life friends.. i ignore them when they wanna hang out i find some bad excuse....my mom tries to call me for over a week and i just... dont feel like talking to them i wish there was something that could get me out of this black hole.... but it seems like i fall more and more.. and i really try to be good mooded or nice but it doesnt work out.... and i am rea

Drama Drama Drama.. When Will It End?
SOO.... I HAVE BEEN GETTING SO MUCH SHIT LATELY THAT ITS JUST RETARTED! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CANT MIND THEIR OWN BUISNESS. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA CAUSE ALOT OF SHIT AND THAT ITS GONNA BE VERY LONG.. BUT I FIGURED I WOULD JUST CLEAR EVERYTHING UP ALL OF THE DRAMA THAT INVOLVES ME FROM THE BEGINNING UNTILL NOW. STARTING WITH WHEN ME AND FAT SONNY HAD OUR FALL OUT. WELL.. FAT SONNY AND I USED TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. HE WAS GREAT TO ME AND I DIDNT HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS. THEN ONE DAY HE CAME TO ME AND SAID THAT HE HAD TAKEN ME OUT OF HIS FAMILY BECAUSE SOMEONE SENT HIM AN ANONOMOUS GIFT CLAIMING THAT IF HE DIDNT STOP TALKING TO ME THAT THEY WOULD RUIN ME AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT OF ME AS A DAUGHTER AND HE WOULD NEVER WANT ME HURT SO HE WAS JUST GONNA CUT TIES... COME TO FIND OUT LATER ON THAT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE I HAD ADDED ANGELBABY TO MY FAMILY AND HE DIDNT LIKE HER. NEXT WOULD BE ME AND RJ. WHEN I FIRST STARTED LIKING RJ, I WENT TO SAM AKA ANGELBABY AND I SAID... SAM

Russian Progress Launch Moved Up; Atlantis Retargeted For Feb. 7; Station Spacewalk On Tap
Russian space managers have agreed to move up the launch of an unmanned Progress supply ship to the International Space Station by two days to Feb. 5, clearing the way for NASA to retarget launch of the shuttle Atlantis on a twice-delayed space station assembly mission for Feb. 7. Image Above: A Russian M1-10 rocket will launch an unmanned Progress supply ship to the ISS from Baikonur launch pad in Kazakhstan in Feb 5th. Image Above: Russian unmanned Progress supply ship on approach to dock with the ISS Image Above: Expedition 16 Commander Peggy Whitson, at left, and Flight Engineer Dan Tani work in the Inter National Space Stations Destiny laboratory. Also part of the Expedition 16 crew is Russian Cosmonaut Yuri Malenchenko (not shown). Image credit: NASA TV Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton 1-12-08 NASA managers made the decision Thursday

Enough! Damn!
Ya know this is just fucking old same shit on here the whining bitching moaning oh he blocked me deleted me blah blah blah same old shit different person it comes down to a little fucking thing called respect hell if you dont like someone why the fuck do you add them? better yet if you arent going to talk to them or at least return a fucking rating again why add them? im so sick of the so called legends "not all just most" who wont even give you a simple comment back on your page. fucking point whores i swear..... another thing the mumms wtf is so hard about what it stands for make up my mind its not a place for videos or stash items cry about how bad your day is in the bulletins or blogs lol like this i guess oh well just ranting yeah its marked nsfw since the last fucktard marked me one for saying bitch in it... fucking childish i thought this was a fucking bar meaning adults.....

Just A Note...
Just a note to let friends and family know...I PASSED my test...the one I been working so hard for! Now just the formality of turning in the paperwork to get my promotion and pay raise!!! Yes I am a little excited!!!! Hugs my friends! Light and Love Always, Paulette

This Is So True.
This is so true!! The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the he

Women Abusing Tasers
everytime i see on tv bout this new taser party that women have at peoples house, basically encouraging women 2 buy tasers 2 protect themselves. eventually this will probably lead to an increase in more women carrying tasers. end result they may end up abusing it and the power it possess. is this a trend we men should eventually be worried about? what do you think ladies, taser, or no taser?

What Now?
After two and half years I now have to start my life over. I put all my time into believing he was mister right, when truth was he was mister cheater. I guess I feel stupid for believe all the lies and bull-shit. Now I just wonder how I'll ever be able to trust anyone ever again. I shared my heart and my bed with this man, and things will never be the same. How can someone made love to someone then go tell someone else on the phone or computer they all them? I've never understood how that works. I guess some people don't care about hurting others. So what now....long lonely nights on the computer trying to figure out what's so damn special about this on-line world, and figure where do I go from here?

Words That Need To Get Out.
OKIES. ALOT KNOW THAT I USUSALLY JUST SIT IN MY CORNER AND NOT SAY ANYTHING.. I TRY TO KEEP THE PEACE . TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. AND YOU CANT ALLWAYS LIVE YOUR LIFE THAT WAY CUZ ITS NEVER GOIN TO TURN OUT THAT WAY IN THE END.. BUT HERE IT GOES.. THERE IS SOMEONE THAT IS UPSET AT ME. OVER SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS JUST A JOKE.. IT MENT NOTHING. IT WAS A JOKE. I HAVE NO DISRESPECT FOR THE PERSON THAT IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT. AT ALL!. BUT FOR THE PERSON THAT IS UP SET AT ME.. IM ONLY WRITTING THIS CUZ I KNOW RIGHT NOW YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME AND I TRIED TALKIN YOU TONITE.. AND IM SORRY.. I LOVE YOU ALOT. I MISS TALKIN TO YOU. AND I HATE THAT YOUR IGGNORING ME. THIS IS REALLY HURTIN ME TO THE POINT THAT MY STOMACH HURTS I DONT LIKE THAT YOUR UPSET WITH ME..YOUR MY LOVA FFS. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND ON HERE.. IM SORRY THAT I HAVENT TALK TO YOU ALOT IN THE PAST WEEK.. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN HAPPENING SO FAST IN THE PAST WEEK.. ALOT OF THINGS IM NOT USED TO.. HAVING AN ACTUALL RELATIONSHIP W

Want To Own Me. I Am In A Auction
here is the place to bid for me. The higher it goes the more that I will offer and possible of letting the owner come up with Ideas of offers. http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=755363&albumid=792797