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Trying To Understand The Heart
Its always said that you should follow your heart and not your mind...But it seems that the heart alwys tells you to go in the wrong direction...The mind is always right....So maybe it should be follow your mind and not your heart...It seems that I always like the people that I can't have and I am not really sure how to change theat cause I am just following my heart which is what I have always been taught to do...But it seems everytime that I follow my hert its something that I can't have, Why is that???? This is a question that I cannot answer and I never understand....I have a big heart and it always seems to move me in the wrong direction...I seem to always get hurt or used and stomped on and it kinda gets a lil old...Or I have to put my feelings on that back burner to someone else cause the heart has taking me in the wrong direction...I am so confused and why this keeps happpening to me...I feel so lonley sometimes and it sucks...People tell me all the time to stop looking and it
You Know Your Right
I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never speak a word again I will crawl away for good I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it would come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right... I'm so warm and calm inside I no longer have to hide Lets talk about someone else Steaming soup against her mouth Nothing really bothers her She just wants to love herself I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it'd come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right Pain... --------------------------------------------- K Cobain
Well heres another if you want it still tryin to get people to see
Opinion On The Subject
last night I was sent a petition to sign and send on regarding a myspace profile called"fuck the soldiers". Obviously I am highly opinionated regarding such things. Just wondering how everyone else feels about it. I think anyone who says such shit should be sent over to Iraq to fight in the forefront of an attack without a weapon. People who believe such bullshit need to drink a big cup of shut the fuck up and either get behind the troops or by God....get in front of them!
Dj's Wanted
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Attitude Indicator
Free Comments & Graphics I think people should have a little sign that hangs over their heads to give an indication regarding their possible attitude. You know like the signs they have on cabs and buses - "Off Duty", "No Stops" - we could have little signs that say things like - "Bad Underwear Day", "PMS", "No Coffee Yet", "Had Sex Last Night" - just a little something to give everyone around you an indicator regarding your attitude. It would make day to day life so much easier. You walk into work and you think today is the day you're going to ask your boss for a raise and you look up and her signs says "Lost 3 Lbs." BINGO! Or, your husband comes home from work and you're ready to lay into him because he forgot to take out the trash, fill up your gas tank and left junior in a dirty diaper that morning, but his sign reads - "Lost Account" - now you know those other things don't seem so important in the scheme of things. How about if you have to tell your roommate that you have
Me And A Wolf And Lightin
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World Clock!!
Another Epiphany-moving On #2
i cannot and should not look back or go back. it's to far to see. and it's too far to go from where i came from. those that love me will love me and help me, as i help them on this journey. those that arent sure, will be passed along the way and i will leave them with something. those that never did i will pass along the way. exlovers, old friends, hangouts and haunts... if i was never part of your future, i must leave you in the past. i will not forget you, but i will no longer revere you as something i miss. "good times, bad times. yeah, [we]had our share" but this journey i cannot share with you, because you never seemed to care. if you don't think of me as blood and will not bleed for me, i will only give you water because that's the only thing you deserve..a stranger's generosity.
Whats The Word??
can u fill in the blank and guess the word? a_ _a_a_ _s Hint: something u can eat
Fans And Friends
so i have noticed that not all of my friends on my list are also a Fan. If you are willing i would appreciate it if you fan me if your on your friends list... i am a few behind to... i am looking to fix that... Please and thank you.
Walk Lightly
You Walked Lightly You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I donít know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter Youíre passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine
The Bottle - January 15th
ok, i'm going for another record..not since August have i been there 14 days... root for me to make it to 15 then 16...17..18. i've done an average of 9-10 days then a relapse for 2-4 days. i'm trying to go beyond that. also it's allowed me to be more creative and asssertive towards my goals. here's some inspring cheerleading music.
The Beauty Within
Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me
was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before. I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting It only leads to trouble and seat wetting... Now all I want to know is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance: Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty Thrill me chill me fulfil me Creature of the night. Then if anything grows while you pose I'll oil you up and rub you down And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action... Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty Thrill me chill me fulfil me Creature of the night.
Comment Bombing
My friend Country_Gal_In_Lex has entered a contest and she needs rates and to be comment BOMBED! All you have to do is add Wonder Woman as a friend to access the folder. Here is her link: She is playing for a Happy Hour! How cool would that be? Just click the following link Below! Thanks! So, Y R U Still Reading.....GO GO GO GO GO! BOMBS AWAY!
If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls I will write always I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you **This was written by Henry Rollins and is one of my all-time favorite pieces.
Hope He's Happy But It's My Own Damn Fault For Allowing It To Happen
well that was short lived........ MISTAKE #1 never believe a man when he tells you he loves you after only 2 weeks of talking and almost a month later still hasn't shown up at your house to prove it..... MISTAKE #2 never bend or break your rules for a man just because he says Baby.....just right no matter how much his voice makes you melt. MISTAKE #3 never date a civilian!!!!!!! hell at least with military men after 10 years i know whats coming. I got blind sided on this one. Civilian men are better my ass! I'll take a soldier any day of the week! HOOAH!
Thank You
Thank you for coming into my life staring it anew Thank you for allowing me to believe again giving me hope Thank you for accepting me as I am not trying to change me Thank you for watching over me keeping me safe Thank you for mere words are not enough
Lower 9th Ward Health Clinic
Top Stories | Business | Sports | Entertainment | Strange | Politics | Technology | National | International | Health PRINTER-FRIENDLY FORMAT SPONSORED BY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Close Window New Orleans Nurses Turn Home Into Clinic Sunday, January 13, 2008 NEW ORLEANS - The sign on the gate in front of the pretty blue house announced the good news to a neighborhood that has had little since Hurricane Katrina: "There's a doctor in the house. Make your appointment NOW!" Earl Davis paused to take in the words, then headed up the ramp and through the door - destined for his first doctor visit since returning to the city five months earlier. The family practitioner who treated him as a boy, and then saw his own kids, left after the storm and isn't coming back. Hundreds of other doctors have gone the same route. Medical centers devastated by floodwaters remain closed, with the number of beds available to the sick
Karma you tell me I'm beautiful I don't know what to say except that what you're seeing is a reflection of how you make me feel when I'm with you, I feel whole beautiful, wanted, adored I feel as if I'm your equal a partner in all of it for once, I'm worthy of all the things I've always wanted because of you I'm finally "getting what I deserve" it's kinda funny I'd all but given up I guess there's a time and place for everything everything for a reason Here, now, in my heart it's my time our time I can feel it
Tiny Sparkles Of Hope
Pure white Glistening Tiny Sparkles of Hope Reminding me of times Long ago Full of Innocence Where did those times go? Where is that little girl? Full of Promise Full of Wonder She's still here Peeking out From behind these Tired eyes Asking if it's safe To come out and play again I think my heart has healed enough To grant her Wish Looking into the blinding light of the Snow I start to see her Shadow...
The Semi-infamous "that Time I Shit My Pants" Story
I must warn you - this story is about shitting in my pants, so it's gross. I've confided my embarassing tale of woe to some of my closest friends in person throughout the years and most everyone I've told nearly pissed themselves laughing by the end. I figured it's a funny enough story based on that - haven't posted it here before because I wasn't sure if it was just the sound effects I would make or the way I told it or what. We'll see if my writing ability is up to the task. This is also a bit of a confession since I think I fucked up somebody's life pretty bad that day and they have never known who I was although I'm sure they curse me to this day. So it goes like this - I used to go winter skiing when I was in my early teens... often enough that I was somewhat adept at it. I wasn't the most popular kid at that time... well, let's face it - I was socially retarded. Much like today, but with acne. I was not good at sports and my interests were far outside of popular or ev
Diary Of Mundanity. A Clean Sweep, Wash Out Brush Up, Gargle With The Sink And Set The Records Straight, Or Whatever
Nice eh? Well you have to start somewhere. It has been an astrological day filled with tension. To start with, it poured and then the sink started mumbling and humming but by the time it had some live entertainment it was singing. Well, actually it stank so rather than nip it in the bud with bleach it had a plug full of live bacteria. No, not the yoghurt gut variety. This is unfriendly bacteria for killing any organic matter it comes into contact with that is generally decomposing as opposed to just plain composing; and sure made the sink think twice about singing and humming again. The wardrobe had a shake up and make over due to the arrival of the charity bag. Rather than carry on in the vain hope that 'One day I might grow back into that, (actually shrink would be a more accurate description), so I will keep it,' I had a ruthless scour of said wardrobe and chucked a lot of stuff out. I have to do that when no one is looking, well I did not pay for them, some I did not even c
" Salutes "
You people call 'em salutes, I just call 'em signs. But anywho,I wanted to do some salutes for people.Wanted to know if there was anyone in particular whod want one. If not then Arthur,Paul,and Sarah are gonna get one for sure.
Come Help Come Luv Me :)
Life When life kicks you in the balls, and you go down.. you smile..get back up and walk... When life hits you with a metal night stick and you go smile. get up and walk.. When life hits you with a baseball bat and you go smile..get up and walk it off.. When life hits you like a truck at 200 stay down..make sure your fine..then you get up..and walk.. The key to this..whatever life hits you stand tall..and walk....
Hmmmmmm Something To Ponder
I can't me out here..unfortunately this mumm is brought to you by a seriously bored Doc If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? A: It is a stand off or B: Take your fuking Meds
Thinking Of Deleteing My Fuckin Account
too many people here act like they are the shit and they are nothing. I try not to take this shit seriously but sometimes you want to hope things will go right. So Whatever! To those who really care about me thank you for being here for me.
Sometimes You Gotta Just Do The Fu Thing!
Sometimes Speed wont Kill............. But it will do a lot of damage!!!!!!! H H H H H H H H H WOW I can hardly believe this! Make sure you read the bottom to see how he is doing. So, you thought YOU had a bad day at the hospital OUCH !! This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control of his high-speed bass boat in West Virginia Warden's believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident. He was unable to negotiate a curve in the narrow waterway. Unfortunately for him, upon striking the shoreline and being ejected from the boat, he landed back end first on an old fence post. You can probably picture what happened next, but the attached picture really says it all. The good news is that after about 6 mon th, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and soft tissue damage. Doctors credited his re
The Crow
Hi Friend I Need Some Help
To All My Family And Friends
Yea one that i can enter.... lol Reminder...a few days left to get ready!! !The FU's Hottest Bald Man Contest! Contest to start Jan 20th 12pm est time... Ends Jan 30th 8pm est time! I will post more as I get it....
Breakin Down
Sinking down I wear my frown For all the world to see Given up I've had no luck Purging the ugliness within me Anger raging Spite engaging Fading dreams die quiet in the night Depression sets in Where to begin Need to make all again alright Sinking down I wear my frown Inside so no one can see I've given up Had no luck Realizing the hopes Harbored within me
Well Damnit!
GR! My lappy won't charge! I think my power cord finally died on me... at least I hope that's what it is, rather than a completely different problem. Gr. Me not a happy chicky. 4 more days!
If I Knew
If I Knew If I knew how to write a song Iíd write one everyday It would say that Iím in love with you And why I feel this way It would have to say youíre pretty And as rare as a desert rose It would say youíre a looker From your head down to your toes You are funny, dainty, fragile And as feminine as can be Youíre smart charming lovely And everything to me Youíre my comfort when Iím lonely Youíre my peace when I need rest Of all the women Iíve known I must rate you the best. Youíre the orchard in the jungle, youíre the better half of me Youíre all of this and so much more, you mean the world to me Still so much is left unsaid, It would take me far to long I know how much I love you, If only I could write a song.
I'm Up For Auction!
That's right! I'm up for auction! You can bid with FuBucks, Tickers, Blasts, or Happy Hours. All Ticker, Blast, and Happy Hour bids will trump FuBuck bids. So hurry up and click here and bid on me!
To All My Family And Friends
Reminder...a few days left to get ready!! !The FU's Hottest Bald Man Contest! Contest to start Jan 20th 12pm est time... Ends Jan 30th 8pm est time!
Love Stinks
Ok so if: Noone falls in love by choice , its by chance and noone stays in love by chance it is by work, and noone falls out of love by chance its by Choice. So then why does love stink? Then why is it that what i have i dont want and what i want i cant have.
Darkness, shadows, and fog, Slam down on my bright day. Feel left defenseless. Vulnerability descends around me. Left out in this storm alone No hope of finding shelter From the rain falling down Looking up into a starless sky I give up on the world Losing myself in the flood And letting all emotion drown Never to surface again. JMW 1-10-08
Own Me!!!!!!
hey you all I am in a contest and if you want to own me go show me some lovin' and show me how much you want me!!!! LoL!!!! Just click on the link and it will take you to the contest (auction) page to vote on me!!!! WHO REALLY WANTS ME??????
Private Pics....
Ok Maybe some dont know how to read.....the album that I keep private...will stay private untill I open them up which I do at times....please stop sending me msgs asking me to open them up......Can you not Read? If you added me just for that album that sad for you...Im an awesome person u should try to get to know...Im so much more than pics......anyway have a nice day....
Waiting and watching Someday, somehow You will be mine. I will bide my time, Hold my heart in check. Your eyes will open, And you will see me. All my love in my smile. Patiently waiting for you, To take my hand And carry my heart away. JMW 1-6-08
Good Girls Gone Bad
Things Guys Do That Give Girls Good Reasons For Bad Behaviour: Mentioning their ex-girlfriend Running into their ex-girlfriend in the supermarket Keeping something their ex-girlfriend gave them somewhere their current girlfriend is bound to find it Flirting with some tartily dressed trollop Being "a bit distance"
~rest In Peace Gramma~ 4/23/23~ 1/7/08
My Sweet Sweet Granny~ I will not need a special day to remind me of you~ With You, every day was special~ You have left me with so many wonderful memories.. No one will ever know the Heartache, as We all try to carry on without you~ Especially Grandpa~ Our Hearts will ache with sadness and the tears will flow~ There will always be Heartaches and enough Tears to fill an ocean.. But there will also be Precious Memories of the days when you were here with us~ I will always hold you close, within my Heart~ and there you will always remain.. I loved "You" dearly and in Death~ I will do the same~ I know you are pain free and I know you are dancing in Heaven with Jesus and rejoicing with all of our loved ones~ I know we will all meet there one day~ and oh what a day it will be~ to see Jesus, You~ My sweet precious Gramma and my precious Daddy.. I know you are giving him big hugs! You were so Beautiful, when you went to meet Jesus , so at peace , so serene and that look upon your face, wil
Im In An Auction
Hey guys how would you like to own me for a month!! Come bid on me!
M.i.l.f. Contest
Please help Ron's wife win this contest, it's their first one and I hope she wins Here's the link:
Get Paid For Bombing Nice
Please help these two sexxy ladies out in their contest they have a buncha comments to go so drop by and leave a few every chance you get.Hell they were even trying to pay folks to comment so give um a hand! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!WHAT WE NEED IS 1250 A DAY IN COMMENTS TO GET AHEAD to get to our 140,000 comments:) SO PLEASE SHOW SUM LOVE WE'LL SHOWER YOU IN GIFTS FUBUCK'S 11'S JUST EMAIL US HELP OUT FOR 200 COMMENT WE WILL GIVE YOU 3000 FUBUCKS PLEASE HELP OUT Music Provided By Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER
Israeli Attack On The Uss Liberty
Israeli Attack on the USS Liberty
Sunday Thought
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fastest way to lose love i
Uss Liberty: Liberty Under Fire
USS Liberty: Liberty Under Fire
License Plate Comments
It seems I have lost me, not sure where or when, or for that matter how.. I have been so caught up lately that I forgot I needed to keep me going. I work, take care of the family and play on Saturday nights .. but after looking at the pictures I realize how lost I have been for awhile. I haven't figured out what I am looking for guess when I find it I will know. Part of me thinks I should run away , hide for awhile and after I find me try to get back to where I belong.. or give it all up and go away never to be found again.. what a wonderful thought, and they wonder why people commit suicide.. sometimes it would be the perfect answer.
Uss Liberty: Liberty Under Fire
USS Liberty: Liberty Under Fire
Little Known Facts About Those You Know.
Wkjo: Who Killed John O'neill?
WKJO: Who Killed John O'Neill?
Ok Thats It
Hey, I dont know what the fuck your problem is, but you if wanna start acting funny towards me and act like you dont even know me, fine. I thought I was your friend but then you wanna be a two faced mother fucker and run your mouth about me. Why dont you show some nachos and say it to my mother fucking face! You know thats pretty fucked up but you go ahead and keep pushing it all you want but you better watch your fucking back. Youíre a bitch and can't say shit to my face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. This is just a joke, lmfao, but I bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you and see who gets the maddest
Contemplative...think About It....
What makes people think that they can try to change who I am? Why should anyone have to do things differently to make others happy? When someone says that they love you whether it be romantically or otherwise, why do they complain about things that you do? I'm not saying this only one sided either I have done the same thing. Is that love? Or is it infatuation with the person that they want you to be? Their view of who you are. Now that is confusing too because they say that love blinds... so if you truly love someone would you even be able to see their faults? To who ever is reading this: have you ever loved someone only because of the way they made you feel about yourself? I realize that this is not loving someone. But when you feel loved, when you feel perfect, isn't that the best feeling in the world? It is true that love conquers all. If you were to feel that way forever, you wouldn't need to do things t
How To Get 'red' And Stay 'red'
Taken from SiN DeReLlaô's departing bulletin. It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. until you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will m
European Designer Against Stupid
European Designer Against Stupid Bush Read Christa Chantal Allen's interview in the Iconoclast! - Vol. 7, No. 2 - Jan. 11, 2006 European Designer Against Stupid Bush An Importunate Open Letter to the Inept Bush Administration from a European Entrepreneur I want to assure every decent person that at no time will I ever be disrespectful in any shape or form towards the Office of the President of the United States. I am most respectful of any lawfully chosen President, i.e. elected by the people, not ensconced by the Supreme Court. If such an aforementioned action were to happen in another country, the U.S. would undoubtedly promptly condemn them! I am not the only individual who sees Mr. Bush as a bungling moron who had the Audacity to make jokes of WMDís while attending a State Dinner! How devastating and heart-breaking this must have been for
Re: Message 2 Ry Dawson, Whats Wrong With You Kid?
RE: MESSAGE 2 RY DAWSON, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU KID? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 13 Jan 2008, 02:11 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Ry anti-neoconsDate: Jan 12, 2008 5:35 PMThere are people who call themselves 911 truth meaning they agree on what did NOT happen but they dont agree on what did happen. These people seem to think that disagreement of the official story is all that is needed. We disagree. We have a 911 theory (its in the hub) that connects all the dots and people a free to try and debunk it. No one ever has they dont even try. But the theories saying Bush did it have no explanatory power and they often avoid the issue of Israel at all costs. Some of them aree just crazy claiming things like no planes hit etc. Thats not 911 truth its just 911 stupid.Now there are three main reason people leave out Israel One is they just dont know. Another is the fear of the lobby and the label of anti-semitism.
Re: Congrats To Kenny!
RE: Congrats to Kenny!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 13 Jan 2008, 02:18 I had been thinking about it and you pushed me over the edge with your post, so I did it.kenny's sideshow This was in response to my earlier post:Before my original 'prothink' account was deleted off of myspace I had about 4,200 people on my friends list. I had the account for over 3 years. Right before myspace deleted it, I had approx. 27,000 page views. I used to spam the message boards with all types of information. Now looking back I wish I wouldn't have wasted my time. I realized that all the information I was spreading WASN'T leaving myspace and on top of that, I was just preaching to the choir of people on my friends list. THIS ISN'T DOING ANY GOOD!!!! I started my own FREE website less than 3 months ago and I have already received over 35,000 hits, versus the 27,000 hits in 3 years on myspace. Another stupi
Looking For Promotion
I have just recently applied for the job of grounds superintendant. I hope i get it. Its a big promotion for me...i wil be the BOSS. I would be taking care of the grounds of a cemetery.Been working there for 13 yrs and the job has just come up.So i will know in a couple weeks if i got it or not. Out of all the people that applied for it i am the most qualified and have been there the longest so i know the park. So im keeping my fingers crossed!!!
I Hope To God They're Not Cheating Them Of Benefits
It seems we have a new generation of shell shock. We have veterans returning from Iraq having seen things nobody should have to witness, and they're losing their minds. Some of them can't sleep unless they get drunk enough. Some of them take a gun with them to the 7-11. Some of them kill their own loved ones, some of them flip out and kill threatening strangers. It's like Vietnam all over again. My dad was part of that generation. Sometimes he still has night terrors. My husband has even noticed an undercurrent of rage in my dad, who is an incredible person, but he was damaged somehow by his experience over there. Are we going to do the same thing to Iraq and Afghanistan vets that we did to Vietnam vets? Will we deny that they are veterans because war was never officially declared? Will we avoid paying them for what they've been asked to do? Will our government try to slither out of the responsibility for their physical and mental health problems? We talk about how proud
Congrats To Brayman For His Website!
CONGRATS TO BRAYMAN FOR HIS WEBSITE! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 13 Jan 2008, 02:29 He started this a couple months ago but still doing excellent. This is in regards to:Before my original 'prothink' account was deleted off of myspace I had about 4,200 people on my friends list. I had the account for over 3 years. Right before myspace deleted it, I had approx. 27,000 page views. I used to spam the message boards with all types of information. Now looking back I wish I wouldn't have wasted my time. I realized that all the information I was spreading WASN'T leaving myspace and on top of that, I was just preaching to the choir of people on my friends list. THIS ISN'T DOING ANY GOOD!!!! I started my own FREE website less than 3 months ago and I have already received over 35,000 hits, versus the 27,000 hits in 3 years on myspace. Another stupid reason posting info on a myspace bulletin instead of a blogspot with good i
When love beckons to you follow her, Though her ways are hard and steep. And when her wings enfold you yield to her, Though the sword hidden among her pinions may wound you. And when she speaks to you believe in her, Though her voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall she crucify you. Even as she is for your growth so is she for your pruning. Even as she ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall she descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn she gathers you unto herself. She threshes you to make you naked. She sifts you to free you from your husks. She grinds you to whiteness. She kneads you until you are pliant; And then she assigns you to her sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast. All these things shall love do unto you that you may
Re: I Fucking Told You People About This Shit(ron Paul)!!!!
RE: I FUCKING TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SHIT(RON PAUL)!!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 13 Jan 2008, 04:43 I was just saying this night the night before his NH primaries. Are you going to listen to what I have to say now instead of listening to these shills out there telling you to spend more money while this guy takes a dive like John Kerry and buying these Zionists more time to get away with 9/11.. I get so disgusted sometimes with people when they at least don't leave there minds open to hear opposing views. Especially since most of you know I am not out here to push bullshit on you. ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Psylocke's Psychic KnifeDate: Jan 12, 2008 8:22 PMWhat a suprise!!! LOL!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Captain_FreedomDate: Jan 12, 2008 3:50 PMDR. Paul, WTF are you thinking?!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMN IT! Don't let the Libertarian party curse follow you and strike agai
Re: Now That We Can See The Bs, Can We Get Back To Real Issues??
RE: NOW THAT WE CAN SEE THE BS, CAN WE GET BACK TO REAL ISSUES?? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 13 Jan 2008, 05:07 I was trying to tell people before I was seeing the writing on the wall with Ron Paul but now it should be obvious what he is doing and so I say to people out there lets get back to pushing the truth about 9/11 and stop playing games. I once supported Ron Paul myself thinking he was going to do good for us but realized not to long ago that he was a honeypot for us to spend our time and money on and than forget about spreading the truth about 9/11.. Can we please push the truth about 9/11 for and be independent without looking for a savior. Thats is why I was pushing everyone to start their own website and get active.
Ron Paul Supporters Jump Ship, Thank Goodness......
RON PAUL SUPPORTERS JUMP SHIP, THANK GOODNESS...... Its ashame some people are still going to try to ride the Ron Paul wave even after this act of fraud of him taking a dive on the vote fraud. Fact: Ron Paul can not win without addressing the vote fraud issue. Fact: Ron Paul has now clearly shown that he wont address it even though Kucinich wanted to Fact: Ron Paul has more than enough of your money to fight this and expose one of the BIGEEST problems we have in our government and refuses to. Its time to wake up and detox from the idea that Its ashame some people are still going to try to ride the Ron Paul wave even after this act of fraud of him taking a dive on the vote fraud. Fact: Ron Paul can not win without addressing the vote fraud issue. Fact: Ron Paul has now clearly shown that he wont address it even though Kucinich wanted to Fact: Ron Paul has more than enough of your money to fight this and expose one of the BIGEEST problems we have in our govern
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Your Children
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts. For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you. For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday. You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth. The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows may go swift and far. Let your bending in the archer's hand be for gladness; For even as he loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable. ~The Prophet
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Vampyric Terminology
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Anger Management
Anger management I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd Forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found That I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'assh
Live @the Portland Nov '97
Live @The Portland Nov '97 add to favorites The 2nd of 3 live house sets performed at the Portland pre-club hangout before they turned it into Hove's biggest rock bar. This is a 30min shortened version of the full 110min mix from CD 1, for a full tracklist goto my website
My Happy Hour
My Happy Hour First off let me start by thanking everybody who helped me get this Happy Hour, you are all amazing. As I said this is going to be dedicated to my son Steven. Steven is very seriously ill in hospital suffering from Cancer, we have already been told its is terminal. Steven is also down syndrome and to him been happy is all he has ever known. Even during this illess he has never complained once, not even after going through major brain surgery. Im takin screen shots during the HH to show him. He has already seen the love and prayers people have shown him so far. The Happy Hour is going to be between 10 pm and 11 pm GMT. so everybody have a great hour. Make new friends and enjoy yourselfs. Thanks once again Dave Bette Midler Lyrics Bette Midler Music CodesMusic Codes by
Stealing Dragon Eggs
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New Look Webcityradio
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When All Is Lost
What does one do when all is lost When the world leaves you empty And your heart is tossed When you can't find your voice And you want to shout And the tide, it seems Never goes out What can one do when your heart is torn When you look for a rose But find a thorn When you look to the sky but the sun will not rise And you can see, it seems The pain in your eyes What will I do when all is lost When the world leaves me empty And my heart is tossed When I can't find my voice And I want to shout And the tide, it seems Never goes out What will I do
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Another Random
Well its my day off from work and i got nothing plan but a whole lot of sitting around and going to work out. That is all i ever do if im not working . I hardley go out due to the fqact i ahve no friends here. Im also needing to get on the ball and finish my school, i just need to do some emailing and then sign up for the one class. IM going to try and do it at the School that is down the street. Well im still heart broken over Katie and i don't know if i can rebound from this one. I ahve been in a couple relationship that have went sour, but nothing as hard as this one. But what can i do about, what's done is done.
An Adult Method
Oh - if you're upto it send me a picture with you cumming on one of my pictures. Crude yes - but show me that you're serious and that may work. Anyone got the balls?
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I never thought I desevered a good man because of the way I have lived my life. I always settled for less because I thought that was what I deserved. I never thought I deserved to be loved either. I am learning day by day that I deserve that good man I desire. I deserve that love that that I desire so much to have in my life. Loving someone is a very important thing to me. I want that man I can give my all too. I want that man I can love and trust so complete. I can give him my heart and know that it's safe with him. I am willing to wait for that love that I desire so much and I hope one day I will get
New Job
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Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
Where are all the good black men like Orlando on Diary of a Mad Black Woman? The man that can look in your eyes and see the broken and hurt part of you and wants to be with you anyway. The man that wants to hold you close at night to try to make everything better. The one that sex isn't everything, it's about the closeness you feel when you two are holding each other. Love him would set you free to trust again. Loving him would mean not letting him pay for the mistakes of others. Loving him would mean letting go and trust him with everything. I want that good man. I long for and desire that love that will complete me.
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OK - A lot of people are asking how to get added to my family. There are no guarantees but here are the ones that stand a chance. 1. Be original. I know I have a nice ass - that's not original. 2. Make me laugh Women like men who make them laugh. 3. Buy me lots of gifts. I'm shallow. Bigger the gift the better the chance. 4. Comment my pictures. Nice comments may result in an add. NSFW methods are detailed elsewhere in the blog - look for them.
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More Than Just Where You Hang Your Hat At.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. --Robert Frost Our home is a place of roots, a place where we can always turn in time of need. Some of us may have had the experience of being away from home and not being able to make it on our own. We know what a relief it was to reach out at last and call our family, who we knew would take us in. We became people in our homes, we learned to eat and walk and talk there. We feel comfortable there, safe from the pressures of the outside world. It is up to us to keep it safe and healthy by growing in love and generosity there. Home is a place to really give of ourselves and put our best into making it happy and secure. It will affect our futures more than almost anything else in our lives. It deserves our prayers of blessing. It is our foundation, the source of our first feelings for others. May we treasure our home and the people who make up our family. What small thing can I do right now to make
Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end. Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony "We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." "Love is a friendship set to music." "You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love." Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. Love is the enchanted dawn of every hear
She Completes Me
We met and it was true love Not from the sexual side of things But from the instant magnet of two hearts That feeling that rushes over you From looking into someones eyes and seeing them smile To that first touch, where passion runs through your body I will alaways remember that first kiss Where tongues searched and found hidden bliss The feel of your lovers skin That runs so deep like a forrest Wanting to explore and never let go The simple things of giggling and laughing The not wanting to say goodbye Not knowing if this would ever happen again Being able to talk for hours on the phone The hidden place that takes you away from everyday grind Knowing your loved, knowing someone has given you their heart Passion is wonderful thing It can also be the kiss of death Will I ever have that feeling again? Will I ever be as happy as that one fine day that we met Will I ever hold something so close to my heart And will my heart ever let me love like I loved her? I want h
There is a darker side to me that I must Tether. I must keep him locked in the darkness to howl. He has a hunger to run wild but he must not. Suddenly SHE appears, like a siren with so much feminine power. A true vision of womanly beauty wrapped in soft leather. He is awake that dark beast full of rage he crashes against the cage with a growl. He asks why do you keep me, your LOVE and LUST locked in this cell to rot? With a husky voice he continues if we may be so bold..... And she accepts would the moon not turn to gold? Would not her soft touch, longing kiss, and love be worth every ounce? NOW LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE SO I MAY RUN AND POUNCE. With a sad shake of my head, my LOVE and LUST again you forget denial. For one so new to us, our heart SHE is already so near. A friend, a companion, a voice guiding us from the dark. Do you not fear the loss of yet another so very dear. No my LOVE, my LUST, and I stay in the cell with our hunger so
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you don't repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 day
Love Will Not Die In My Heart, No Not Mine
She was the promise of love in a familar place. My fingers full of longing, fire, and desire. Close my eyes so happy with my wonderous find. Open my eyes there it is her lovely face. I reach for her to find nothing but mist, an empty pyre. Love will not die in my heart, no not mine
Im Sleepy...
...God im going to die today....just like that...imgoing to sleep now... wat a ugly day!!!!.....fog fog fog....just like in my mind....
The Letter
I wrote that letter from my heart, And after, I thought we'd never part, But in order to part, we needed to be together, which Never was because you never responded to my letter. The two years feelings for you were put in that letter But nothing was between us, it didn't make anything better. Writing that letter gave me fears Of what you might not or do, but it lead to tear Why you made me scared to be around you Is beyond me, but I was really afraid to. You acted like nothing, like it was all cool, But it wasn't and I felt like a fool. Thinking of it now, brings me to tears, And as I grow further apart from you, it nears The time when you will love me back, It will be too late, for my love you'll lack. So take this as a warning, For my love is true now, we can work as a team, But you'll wake up one morning, And wish that my lost love for you, was all a dream.
I Never
I Never You are beautiful, sweet, and smart. But I never get to hold you again. Your smile warms my soul and gives my heart wings. But I never get to be smiled at like that by you again. Those kisses so warm and sweet. But I never get to kiss those lips again. I dreamed big dreams of you and I. But I never get to sleep beside you soft and tender again. I have much to offer and am so willing to give. But I never find the one that wants to receive...Yes I have failed yet again. The worst part is the last time I saw her she was so sad. But I never have to see her cry again.
I Think I'm Addicted To Work Lol
Well i worked 6 days last week at 9-10 hours a day and i think it got the best of me this morning. What i do is called replenishing at the safeway distribution warehouse. I work up in the towers, all boxes are labeled with number, i cut open all the boxes and cut the plastic on all products than send them down it's appropriate shoot for orders to be packaged before being shipped out. If the shoots are full we have to understock them, which means put them under the shelf. Well i had a dream that i was working and i was looking for a certain box that was in understock, so i woke up, went into my pants pocket and pulled out my lighter, lit it than looked around for the understock box, than is when i asked myself..what the hell am i doing, i'm at home in bed so i put the lighter away, got up and came on the computer for a bit than went back to bed.
It Wasn't Like This When I Was A Kid
So was the 70's like this? Did my parents have to wonder and worry about the same things I do? Was the world a better place back then? Was the news just as negative and make you say hmmmmmm everyday? I don't think so, I guess I will have to call my parents today. I seen on the news the other day about a man killing his wife and 4 children here in Mason. What the hell is wrong with people? Why did he snap? How could someone do this to their family? Yes this happens everyday, all over this country. We seem to be blind to it until hit hits close to home. Then we wonder, we think, we feel remorse for everyone involved, including the crazy dad. I am pretty sure back in the 70's, the only thing you had to worry about was a serial killer or two. Not your own family I see on the news everyday how there is a killing here and there all over this city. Even on streets I walked so many times as a kid. Places I would hang out all of the time. How have we allowed our neighborhoods to b
The Sad Truth
I thought things were good now I thought we'd overcome the bad Now I see through the illusion Of the love I thought we had You told me that you met her Now you don't know what to do I smiled and said "Just pick her I'll be fine not having you" But I couldn't hold my tears back So I whispered "Got to go..." Then I quickly hung the phone up So my hurting wouldn't show Now I'm shaking and I'm crying And I don't know what to do Cause the truth is, I was lying I can't make it without you
Silently We were out for walk when I turned her way Your not gonna like it but I have to say Her face went pale and she put up her guard Knowing my news would hit her hard I said I can't love you, I'm sorry, I tried It was her left eye that teared, but her heart that cried She said I hate you and she turned and ran She looked back and yelled, you're not even a man I chased after her, though she drifted from sight I was so scared now, concerned that she might I got to her house, my worst fear came true As she stood holding the knife, she yelled screw you It took this moment to help me see That I truly loved her, and she truly loved me Now my love is on the edge, and it wasn't an act I told her I loved her, that I took it all back She said it's a lie, you don't love me But this kitchen knife does and it can set me free I started to beg, please honey, no But she closed her eyes and in it did go It was so much pain she couldn't stand anymore She
I Promise Baby
I Promise Baby By:Zeenat Salman I promise baby I'll love you with you forever I'll stay I'll do anything and everything To keep harm to you away I promise baby I can give you hugs That only I can give I'll honor and protect you As long as I shall live I promise baby I'll give you kisses So sweet forever you'll taste I'll kiss you until tomorrows here No kisses for you to waste I promise baby I'll be here with you Like I know you'll be there for me I'll bring happiness to your eyes Love deeper than the sea I promise baby I'll never hurt you forever have no fears I'll give up everything To see you cry no tears I promise baby you can trust me I'll give you the world and more I'll be your fairytale suitor You shall be my Cinderella girl I promise baby I'll treat you As every women shall be My beautiful royal princess Show you off for everyone to see I promise baby this to you Promises so deep than he said, " But I'm truly sorry, there isn't
I Just Don't Get It
I am tired of being reported for NSFW Content!! Someone on my friends list is a BIG TIME ass-muncher and should do me a favor, by deleting themselves from my friends list! I could care less and you surely won't be missed should you remove me as a friend and so on, you're a headache and are you at work when you report me for NSFW Content??? I am not directing anything at those that are on my friends list, this is for the piece of crap that keeps reporting me every fuckin time I post a pic that is NSFW!!! NSFW??? Why the fuck would you be on this site, fully knowing you are on an ADULT BASED WEBSITE in the first place and 2nd, don't you get paid to work??? A lot of people have NSFW Content on their folders, do you have nothing else better to do than to give them the same headache you give me every time you report me for posting something that you feel is not suitable for your eyes, if you don't like what any of us have on our pages, there is a button that will close out the page you're
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A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/13/08;
In today's world if you're not confused then you ain't fuckin' thinking clearly!
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One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you
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He's like a drug. I cant get away from him. Even when I'm with someone else, all I do is think of him.. I cant sleep, I cant have fun. I sit and wait for the phone to ring or watch the clock. When I catch myself doing this I think about how stupid I am. God what is wrong with me?! I wish he would make up his mind about which one of us he wants and let me go if that is the case. I cant take this. I try to see other guys. I have 3 that live away from me, but the mean so much to me. I wait for the moment I get to meet them. but i cant break free from him. I thought about getting him in my own way, but do I really want to do that? I believe in Karma; if its to be it will be... but do i have the patients to wait? what would happen if i did twist it to my own way? would either of us be happy? Probably not. God, I just wish he would make up his mind... I'm afraid I'm going to hurt others in the path. Hurt people that I love. I dont know what to do.....
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If i walked up to you and gave you my heart would accept me for who i am and not tear it apart would you follow me to the end, and not even pretend? for i would do this for you, so tht you would have a clue, that u knew i loved you, just for you, would you take my hand in yours, and hold it very tight, would u solve all my rears and hold me this night? would you take me in your arms, and say its alright, and never let me go till the dawn. I would do this for you so that you would have a clue that you knew i loved you just for you would you take my hand in yours, and hold it tight this night, and love me? and love
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The Westside Ghettos Of Chicago.
suck. are dirty. but whatever. to get to my friends' place i gotta roll through the ghetto for like a few blocks. not a big deal. well last night around 11pm it was. i gotta fucking god damn brick launched at my car from three lovely little negro children. kid had a hell of a shot though. hit dead center on my passenger side door. an inch or two directly below the window. shit woulda landed on my dick if it would gone through. fucking minorities. fucking ghettos. fucking lovely little negro children. shit like that just pisses me off. and causes me to scream the 'n' word out in the middle of the ghetto. i dont really wanna get shot. but fuck them. cocksmokers.
Office Christmas Party.
so friday night we had the office christmas party. they didnt want it on last years tab, so we did it late. it was...weird. pretty much everyone got loaded. the office chicks. the management. the people you didnt expect at all were cussin and swearin and boozin it up. WIERD. i wore a tie and nice shirt and chuck taylors of course and leather jacket came along but of course i was runnin late because of work so when i get there, theres no open seats and everyones like 'whoa. look at rock. is that a tie? blah blah blah.' i end up sitting with some of the older office chicks, one of them is the SHIT though so it wasnt that bad. all them were raving about me and introducing me to their was....awkward. lol i didnt know they paid that much attention to me. anygay. so i rolled sinlge of course. lots of spouses and signifcant others are there and its funny when youre the person making these significant others uncomfortable. i mean, i dont 'flirt' at work, i dont even t
Wherefore comes the thinking, one gets set in mind, I am odd, not even, gentle warm and kind. Human isn't odd here, on this planet earth, even handed beings, most 2 hands from birth. Pairs of things are common, and the odds do match, making them all even, when their plans are hatched. pairs or eyes, and ears too, pairs of cheeks and lips, count your wiggling fingers, even fingertips. Souls are lonely creatures, traveling one by one, when they find their true mate, oddity is done. Wrote this one on sunday, jan 13 [friday the thirteenth came on a sunday this month]. Faeriesue inspired.
I wanna know why people insist on taking a bazillion pics of themselves is basically the same pose? Is it because they have no imagination? Are they lazy? Think it looks cool? I just dont get it. Why would you wanna have 100 of the same pic up? Add some imagination. Spice it up. Do something. I refues to rate more then one pic if they all look the same. I love variety.
For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica (live 1989)
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up p
Penis Tax
Have you noticed that the only thing the Government hasn't taxed is the penis? This is due to the fact that: 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off. 30% of the time it's hard up. 10% of the time it's in the hole. And on top of that it has two dependents and theyíre both nuts. Well, I am sad to inform you that starting Jan. 2008 the government has decided to start taxing the Penis. And they will tax it according to size: 10 - 12 inches will pay a luxury tax. 8 - 9 inches will pay a pole tax 6 - 7 inches will pay a privilege tax. 4 - 5 inches will pay a nuisance tax. Under 4 inches will be eligible for a refund They request that you not ask for an extension. Males over 12 inches must file for a Capital Gains Tax.
The Gentleman Perv Or How Not To Be A Dick About It
All men have the capacity to be perverts. Some have nice, clean profiles with talk of long walks on beaches, cuddling, looking for Ms. Right; and of course looks aren't important. But guess what? While he's waiting on the perfect, "imperfect" woman, he's willing to get his jolly's anywhere he can. So he hits you up for your messenger service.. then wham! He's the pervert in gentleman's clothing. Now along comes this profile of a pervert. No doubt about it, no questions or arguments. Yes, I want to talk perverted to you ladies. However, there is more to this 'book cover' then meets the eye. A kind, patient, non-judgmental and HONEST gentleman peeks out from behind the green door. My rules of engagement on here are really very simple. 1.Respect your friends privacy and anonymity. 2.Never perv on a woman unless they have at least talked to you and aware of whats in your profile. 3.Never attempt to win her affections when you have no intentions of keeping them (this is a
Dont Believe Then!
Porn Star Name , Get Yours! Lol ROSE = Exotica Deep Jade = Sindy Banger flirtin with disaster = Exotica Jiggler
Barack Hussein Obama!!!
Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is ve ry scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on "". It is factual. Check for yourself. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old. His parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic sch
I remember when this "women" (i say women in the loosest sense possible) turned up on fubar, she has a few billion points amassed now at the cost of some $11.000 (or so i have been told by someone who should know) my question is to the good folks of fubar, is this a good use of her dead husbands money ? or would she much better off spending the money on some counselling and a small yappy dog ? I have been thinking about making a bid for her old butt (details below) however my request for ear plugs and answering Machines in the fubar shop have been rejected (so i better hold back on the i think) along with my many other suggestions. SEXYGIRLBLONDES 1st time, and maybe last, to be auctioned off Sample some sweet southern charm, SexyGirlBlonde style Iím offerring 1.A VOICE MESSAGE TRANSFERED TO YOU WHERE I SAY YOUR NAME 2.A SONG I SING FROM ONE OF MY CD'S TRANFERED TO YOU. 3. 10 SFW PHONE CALLS AT THE TIMES YOU WANT THEM 4. YOUR NAME ON MIND FOR A MONTH 5.I WILL RATE YOUR
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A Man's Answers To Every Question A Woman Ever Asks!
A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS! 1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter? (And it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure) It's a testosterone thing. Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood. 2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN? Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can. 3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC? We occasionally need to adjust "junior" and
I couldnt say where shes coming from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum (yjes cant do it) She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I dont mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb An applied rotation on her sugar plum I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin from Done spent three hours An I aint got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been
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Why A Man Can't Win
Why A Man Can't Win If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
Tribute To The Last Of The Family
This is a tribute to my little brother and to my mom. Just wanted to say I miss them both very much. They say each year gets easier along with each day. Some days I wander. It seems to get harder at times. Andy passed away Jan. 14, 2000 My Mom passed away Jan. 15, 2001 I love you and miss you both very much! God bless! You are both missed so very much!
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada " POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in to our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and s
Seeking Advice?
Well, silly olí me had thought in order to post mumms it was determined upon your points and not that of the amount of fubucks you had, thus helped a friend by relinquishing all my fufundage. lol So I shall make this a blog instead, with same intention of that of a mumm, in help of making up my mind. I have an online friend whose female, and who appears to be ever so lost as to what she truly wants. With ought trying to judge her I find she isnít certain at heart what sheís looking for, but just knows she wants that companionship and togetherness of a relationship. Within only five months she has made drastic changes in her life for three men; one she moved in with and was talking marriage, another she moved from her home in the US to Canada for, which lasted a month; and lastly within a week of returning home sheís involved again. Because of her new relationship, she is finding religion again because of this gentlemans religious belief and is severing ties with all those sh
Wow I Really Said This...
well here we girlfriend broke up with me about 3 days ago and i cant help feel that im responsable for our break up. I dont why i feel that way, she tells me that its not my fault. I just feel that things are starting to go down hill. Ive basicly been leaning on my friends for comfort and been asking for advice on what to do because im so messed up right now i dont know what to do. They basicly tell me that i need to give her time alone and let her realize what she is missing. When i look at our realtionship i came to a conclusion that i might not have been the best boyfriend so if she is going to miss something its not going to be much. There is so many emotions going on right now that i cant stand it. She tells me that she doesnt see me as a boyfriend anymore, she says im more of a friend now (can u say kick to the face). I always thought that our relationship was one of the greatest thing in the world and i was happy to be apart of that. She broke up with me because she had
Other Blogs Of Mine
I have a couple of other blogs where I used to frequently post information about things concerning my art, and photography. If you like my art, and/or photography, and would like to see what I was up to, had to say about things I was doing, or are just bored you can check them out by using the links below: WickArts Invades MySpace WickArts
Thirty Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than be
How Do I Know When To Have Sex
well this topic came up to me when an old girlfriend called me up and said that she still loved me but she cheated on me in the realtionship that we were in and that was like 3 years ago. Can she really still love me or is this some kinda of way to just use me for sex again like she did before. She also told me that i was the greatest boyfriend she has had and that it hasnt been the same without me. She tells me this now hoping that i would take her back again. But i always go by the motto once a cheater always a cheater. So i told her that we can just be friends. Well when it came down to it and i started new relationships with other girls i found myself just wanting sex and i know that im a hypocrite for just wanting sex. So i made a choice not to have sex anymore for a year and well its been over a year and i still havent had sex. Yeah it was hard but i kept my cool i wouldnt put myself in the situation where i might have broke my oath. But now that its been a year i still dont know
Angst Du Jour
Once upon a time I had a real blog, and posted in it pretty actively for quite a while. I really liked it, but didn't like the hassles of needing to continually update the application, so I disabled commenting to prevent comment spammers, and quite actively posting in it. I did leave it up though, and you can use the categories, or archive listings to see all the stuff I wrote there. If you want to take a look at it, it's here: Angst du Jour
I Miss You
I'm sure that not alot of you will really care, but I'm goin to be deleting my fubar account! The reason for this is because I don't have alot of time to check to see if no one left me a message or whatever! So as of monday Jan. 13th. my account will be deleted! For those who care, let me know and I'll let you know how you can stay in contact with me!
My fiance and I have made some amateur ventures in journalism on Associated Content. We've co-written some articles, mostly local band interviews and reviews. If you're interested in checking out our articles, here are links to read them. Faith Introducing Junior Introducing After Has Your Myspace Account Been Phished Introducing Allied Assault
Given Up The Secrets To Being Red... Thats Very Nice Of You
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
10 - Get the blood flowing Exercise is not only good for your heart, itís good for your sex life. Running, walking, biking and other cardio gets blood moving everywhere Ė even down there. And the better the circulation, the better the titillation. And donít forget Kegels. Itís strength training for your pubococcygeus (or PC) muscles Ė the ones that hold up your vagina, anus, uterus, bladder and urethra. ďThe stronger these muscles are, the more intense your orgasms will be,Ē Berman promises. Donít know how to work out your Kegels? Next time you pee, try stopping the flow. Those are your Kegel muscles. Just donít make it a habit to do Kegels when you pee. Stopping and starting the flow continuously can actually put you at risk for urinary tract infections. Use the pee test only to assess what it feels like to use your Kegels. Berman recommends doing 100 to 150 Kegel squeezes a day to keep them in sexy shape. You can do them anywhere, anytime (just not while peeing). Yoga, Pila
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9 - Better than ibuprofen For years women have used the olí dodge Not tonight, Iíve got a headache. Turns out, we shouldíve been saying the opposite. Orgasms trigger endorphins, those feel-good brain chemicals that improve mood and curb pain. (See related article: In Pain? Have an Orgasm) Animal studies have shown that orgasms can be as potent as morphine in quelling headaches, menstrual cramps, even whiplash and arthritis. True, the relief is short-lived (about eight minutes long), but orgasms arenít toxic to your liver and they wonít upset your tummy like over-the-counter pain relievers can.
8 - Go full speed ahead with foreplay Share this tidbit with your guy: Men can go from zero to orgasm in seven minutes, but women take as long as 20 to get warmed up. Thatís why foreplay was invented. Foreplay revs the engines even if youíre not feeling frisky because the brain is a major sex organ. And if youíre mentally paying bills while your partner is looking for thrills, the only thing youíre likely to share is a sexless spat. Redefine foreplay, Berman suggests. Let your hubby put the kids to bed while you unwind with a bath and candles. ďThen [youíll be] in a better place to respond sexually,Ē Berman notes.
Wanna Play?
7 - Give yourself a hand Contrary to steamy Hollywood sex scenes, only 30% of women have orgasms through intercourse. So if you donít buck like a bronco upon penetration, not to worry. Thereís nothing wrong with you. Life doesnít always imitate art. Donít be shy. Reach down and give yourself a helping hand during sex.
Words Of Navajo Wisdom
About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface. Along with all the trucks and large vehicles, there were two large figures dressed in full Lunar spacesuits. Nearby a Navajo sheep herder and his son were watching the strange creatures walk about, occasionally being tended by personnel. The two Navajo people were noticed and approached by the NASA personnel. Since the man did not know English, his son asked for him what the strange creatures were and the NASA people told them that they are just men that are getting ready to go to the moon. The man became very excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts. The NASA personnel thought this was a great idea so they rustled up a tape recorder. After the man gave them his message, they asked his son to translate. His son would not. Later, they tried a few more peo
Once youíve figured out works for you, clue your partner in, too. Trust us; he wants to know. Especially if what gets you off bears no resemblance to what he thinks is working. How can you feel fireworks without trampling your partnerís ego? Give soft and sultry directions, Berman says. In your sexiest voice, whisper I go crazy when you ___. Or simply take your partnerís fingers (or lips or tongue or penis) on a tour of your erogenous zones. And let him know that youíre not always going to come, even if heís doing everything right, Berman notes. Itíll ease the pressure and let you both enjoy the ride.
Haikus To Enjoy At Work
The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist. Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
5 - All roads lead to Rome There are many ways to reach orgasm. Some women can climax when their breasts are touched or when their necks are rubbed. Other lucky gals come by fantasizing Ė without any touch at all. The point? Be adventurous when exploring sexual terrain. You never know what will send you over the edge. ďWeíve gotten into this mindset that thereís only one type of orgasm, and itís from stimulating the clitoris,Ē Whipple says. ďThere are many other ways women can have orgasmic experiences.Ē
New Drugs On The Market
St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out. Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. Buyagra - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength Buy-one-all - When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a really bad club music CD or a book by that awful television doctor. Jack Asspirin - Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniver
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4 - Find your G spot... or not The existence of the G spot (named for German scientist Ernst Grafenberg, who first described it) is as hotly debated as the existence of extraterrestrials. Some sexperts believe this sensual real estate exists; others insist itís sheer fantasy. Which camp do you fall into? That usually depends on whether you get orgasms from clitoral stimulation or vaginal penetration. Where is this magic place? Itís behind the belly and pubic bone, about two inches inside your vagina. You can locate yours with fingers and some sex positions (being on top is one of the best). Just remember, the G spot isnít the holy grail of sex. ďAll women have this sensitive area,Ē
3 - Love yourself You canít tell your partner what you like if you donít know. So take your fingers for a walk and find out what makes you see stars. Hard and fast? Slow and soft? Experiment with different kinds of touch and different rhythms.
Workplace Vocabulary Lesson
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops all over everything, and then leaves. Blowing Your Buffer - Losing your train of thought. Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands. Career-Limiting Move (CLM) - Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot. Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon. 404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man." Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again. Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops
2 - Experiment... or not Fur-lined handcuffs. Light spanking. Role play. Thereís nothing wrong with (safely) pushing the sexual envelope. Then again, thereís nothing wrong with the tried and true. Being adventurous doesnít make you slutty. And being aroused by missionary-position sex doesnít make you a prude. It just means you know what feels good to you. Which brings us toÖ
If youíve got a negative tape loop running through your brain: Nice girls donítÖ My thighs are too fatÖ Iíll be too loudÖ Hit the Stop button! Self-criticism is a major passion squelcher. And whoís it squelching? You. If your guy is in bed with you, heís not thinking about whether your thighs jiggle or your bum looks like orange peel. And nice girls do enjoy screaming orgasms, so release your inner vixen and let her have some fun.
Rangers Football Club - Follow Follow
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I just wanna say that i try to get along and be friends with EVERYONE here.I can honestly say there isn't anyone here that i HATE- only a couple that i pity and wont even tolerate seeing their crap to the point that i have removed as friends people who constantly post their drama crap. While i find it amusing and its always fun to gossip,I try my best to avoid the drama. I might read it but never comment or take sides. Of course i have many friends that don't get along, some are even in my family. They know i don't repost any drama related bullys or comment blogs( at least not with a stand one way or another) does this make me a hypocrite? Does it mean I play both sides of the fence? I don't see it that way.I just say hell its only a website folks!Cant we all get along? I just long for the days when this place was FUN! For the people that try to make me choose just because they don't like someone in my fam- its best you just remove me now and move along.I don't have the time for
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The Ibrox Disaster (tribute)
The Ibrox Disaster (Tribute)
Glasgow Rangers
Shogun Fa Cup Update
Shogun Laboratory - Rangers Fc
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Sum Fubar Info :)
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
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Dj Devil Wants 2 Happy Hours Please Help
dj devil is in a contest to win 2 happy hours at once these are the rules most rates equals 1 happy hour most comments (min 25000) equals if the same person wins both they get both happy hours must have the host added as a friend fanned and rated to be able to help out it starts now and ends 2-13 so pls bookmark nd keep coming back we can do this for him dj devil never had a happy hour on here so im calling all you and your friends and fans to please help dj devil win here is the link click the box it dose link you to it
Strings Attached
Strings Attached
Is This Really The End
Is This Really The End
Meet My Bloody Fantastic Band
Meet My Bloody Fantastic Band
Ragging On My Brother David
An older brother and my younger sister accompanied me on the recent Belize trip. We havenít spent that amount of time together, in, well, forever. You get to know a LOT about a person by hanging out with them 24/7. My brother, in particular, uttered some noteworthy things, which I happened to jot down in my pocket notebook for your review. Said he: * ďHe couldnít talk his way out of a paper box.Ē [When speaking about a negotiator he once met at a party] * ďHey, bro, get me a Diet Dr. Pepper, will ya?Ē [When, after stopping at a dilapidated, lean-to of a gas station in the middle of rural, back country Mexico, I went to get a beverage.] * ďI scanned it. Itís not there.Ē [We were gathered around a map of the island of Ambergris Caye, trying to find a hotel in the list. The hotel was in the list, and I found it a moment after his declaration. * ďSis, Iím your brother, not a complaint department.Ē [Youíll have to ask the sister about this oneÖ] * ďThis is not a D
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while We're here we should Dance . . . .
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Resolutions For The New Year
Not one to buck tradition, so during the flight back to the US form Mexico, I wrote down a few of my new yearís resolutions. * Develop a convincing English accent * Visit three more new countries. * Benchpress 365 lbs (currently 295lbs!) * Learn to bake fantastic bread * Work at McDonalds for a week * Direct a documentary * Make a funny movie for the Gangrene Film Festival * Become SCUBA certified * Get my motorcycle drivers license * Publish three books, including a book on politics * Learn to play three songs on the guitar * Sky dive * See Luvstattoo7 naked * Buy 1 acre of land and dig a 100 ft deep hole with a backhoe in one month
3 Guys!!!!
i have a big problem!! and it is that i have one guy that i know he wants me, but he is not ready to settle down quite yet!but he wants me to follow my heart and see where it takes me!! the second guy that i know he is wanting me to leave someone that i am closed to and to leave with him!! but i am thinking about the kids and what they will act and think "who is he where is my daddy" and other things. the third guy is someone i committed my life to back in '05. but he is starting to act like the man i dont know he doesnt talk to me, spend time with me or the kids,and he is always at the pool hall every monday,wednsday, thursday, friday ,saturday, and sunday!! i am tired of getting hurt in the morning by waking him up i cry every morning cuz i cant play these games any more!! so i dont know who to choose i half tempted to go into hidding with the ids so nobody will know where i am!!! damnit the fucking hell i hate my fucking life i just want to fucking screaam so loud tha
Let's Sail......
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust our sails...
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I Might Be Dumb...
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When Alone Among Privacy
Welcome into my space (smiling)!!! Before reading my BLOG "Sexiest Sex"; this process MUST occur first... What does every country have in common? "That word Love"... Sure, an action based on direct experience. Is the Love you know; Truth? Example: The Love I recall was violent, loud, and selfish with a disposition of contentment with suffering; a complete lie piled in my mind and list(s) of various direct experiences. I took several deep cleanse my energy while releasing negative memories in a mountain terrain...yelling from my stomach....I'm serious too and very literal----replacing negative memories with understanding their roots... Sure, every action is rooted by direct experience; life is a gigantic mirror...the heart of a person will be revealed in a matter of time...typically 2-3 weeks; especially when sex is Not in the scenario... gambling addictions are rooted by a sense of replacing lost emotions, replacing time, and attaining the invisible social
Newest Family Out To Help...
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You're My Everything
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First Steps Into Madness
Just what I need is anouther blog to write in. I don't write in my normal blog. What makes me think that I will write in this one? I could always just repost the entries from older blogs. I mean it is not like any of the people have read my other works. So it is my great honor to present to you the random thoughts that are no longer random.
The Dildo Song
lyrics by: Robert D. Brooks parody of: "The Slinky Song" ad jingle of the 1950's and 60's What rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? And, makes a buzz-ity sound? It's long - a schlong - a marvelous dong! Everyone knows - it's dildo! What fits in a sock? Feels better than cock? And, unlike a man, it's slow It vibrates a bit Feels great on your clit Everyone knows - it's dildo! It's Dildo! It's Dildo! It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed It's Dildo! It's Dildo! Yes, that's right, it's ribbed What fits in your crack? Some even have sac's? The penis you don't have to blow They're not just for gays They use double-a's (AA's) Everyone knows - it's dildo! A dildo-dog. A dildo-plane. Many more vibrating toys You turn the knob - they buzz and throb Feels great in girls and boys! What makes you cum? And, fits in your bum? Some of them even can glow! A dink! A dink! In marvelous pink! Everyone knows - it's dildo! A long fleshy tube Use oil-based lub
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So Another One Of Those Days/nights
Today I must say was a very bad day. I spent the morning on the computer still from the night before I finally decided to get some rest about 9:00 A.M. this morning and laid down on the couch. I woke up around 1:00 P.M. got on the computer and have been here since then except for about 20 minutes when I went to scronic aka sonic to get me a coney dog. In the time I have been on here I have realized quite a bit. People aren't even what they bring themselves to be. At this point and time I feel there is only one person I can really trust telling my thoughts and feelings to. You know who you are if your reading this. Again in the hours I have spent on here today Ihave spoke to a lot of people on yahoo messenger as well as on my shout box and messages from people on here. I managed to get played a fool 3 times today by 3 different guys. I will go into more detail about that later on down this blog. I managed to lose one of those guys as a friend a very good friend at that and t
Been Offline
Some of you may or may have not noticed but I have not been on alot lately. Well my financial problems took a turn for the worse and well let's just say I have no stable place to get online right now. All I'm asking is that everyone continue showing me luv, I will try and do the same when I can. Miss you all bunches and hopefully I will be back on with regularity. Thanks for all support, I'm out for now. See you guys later.
Eh, Wanna Help?
No, it's not a contest or anything. I am just trying to find some people that would be interested in helping me Promote the lounge that I am a memer in. I need all the help I can get to help make this lounge the hottest thing on Fubar. If you're interested, please let me know. You can send me a shout, a message or even YIM me. jared.shirk is my SN. Please get up with me and let me know. Thank You. Arc
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You Are My....
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I Don't Know What To Do
I am just so confused right now. I don't know where to go in my life. I just found out that my ex, whom I thought wanted to get back with me has a new gf, whom he is calling the love of his life, and well . . . it hurts. We broke up a few months ago because he was confused and didn't know what to do and just wasn't ready. I was ok with it and getting over him jsut fine, atleast I thought so, util I found this out. Now, I do have feelings for someone else and really really like him, but we just don't ever get to talk that much. It's not because I don't want to, he just seems to be busy all the time, and well, I don't want to be pushy, but I love talking to him. So ya, I am just so confused right now. I just don't know what to do or what to think about anything anymore. My heart just seems to be in peaces from everyone around me right now, I just want someone to care again. I just want to be loved again and for it to be real this time and not just because it's a good time for someone els
How I Felt...
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High Maintainance
Okay. So I always thought I was pretty easy going and fairly easy to please. I've always associated the term "High Maintainance" to money or material items. It just dawned on me, though that I AM high maintainance. Not because of material things. I am perfectly content as long as my needs are being met. For example, if I have food on the table, a roof over my head, clothing to wear, a working vehicle, internet service, a telephone. I don't care about jewelery, cars, gifts. However EMOTIONALLY I am high maintainance. I guess it takes a lot to keep me happy emotionally. I require a lot of attention. If I don't feel like I'm getting enough attention, I become dissatisified(sp.). I require a lot of reassuring. I think it's sad that I am like that. I guess it's one of those things I'll be working on. I really don't want to be high maintainance or feel like I am being high maintainance. So I guess for now, I'll have to request extra touching and reassuring words. I'll be working on the rest
Every Mornings Dream...
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Check This New Member Out
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How Did That Happen?
Ok, hello friends! I somehow ended up in a contest, lol. It's a sexiest hair contest. So please go rate and comment,comment and comment for me. Those of you who have told me you would return the favor, here's your chance, LOL. Thanks bunches!!! Hugs and Kisses!!!! Luvin Life
4 Days...
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My Dog
Today january 12 my dog emma had her babies she only had two the first one died the secound one is ok its the most amazeing thing too see she has good mother instinks the both were girls thier chihuahuas sooo small harley the daddy is so proud we named the first one hanna may it rest in peace the secound one we named hope shes all tan just like the daddy .i hope she will be strong and stay alive .good job emma
Nothingness surrounds me. No smells. No sounds. No colors. Just me. Alone in this vast nothingness. How long have I been here I do not know. Who am I, what am I? I struggle to retain my memory of myself but it slowly slips away bit by bit. I lose myself in the nothingness. But what is this? Something has changed? A spark? A light? A color? A sound? A smell? What is this that has invaded this nothingness? I sense something, no someone! Who is there? Tell me! Please! I beg of you! Who are you? Do you know who I am? Please? Wait! Don't leave! Don't fade away! Stay with me, be with me. Don't leave me alone again. Not again. The nothingness consumes me! Stay with me spark, I beg of thee. I know you, somehow I know you! Please help me! Together we can be, we can defeat this nothingness and be something, someone! Don't leave me alone...not alone. Never alone...
Do Not Embrace Me
Do Not Embrace Me Do not embrace me. I am a vine of thorns With no petals to Appease your eye, Nor a scent to Please your nostrils. Look away, look away; Else my thistles Cut a deep gouge Through your pupils So you canít see me. My branches wither, Their leaves evolve Into brown parchment Meant to crumble to Dust at the touch of Any who try to care. Do not embrace me; Come no closer or Risk becoming First entangled, Then slowly strangled In my tendrils. Instead, uproot me, Then throw me, Body and soul, Into the fire. When this is done, Forget me. A soul that dies Without anyone To hear it Makes no noise. © 2008 by Robert E. Blackwell
Is it really possible that life and happiness can come together? I am sooo sad and sooo alone.
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Women: Beware Of Psychic Vampires
By Ginger Blume Myths, folklore and fairy tales are valuable sources of information about the human spirit and psyche. These stories, passed from generation to generation, serve as literal containers for crucial lessons of mankind. One classic, mythical character is the "vampire." Want to guess what the mythical vampire represents in our lives today? While blood-thirsty vampires don't roam our streets at night, you might be surprised to learn that "psychic vampires" do! You probably don't think you know what a "psychic vampire" is, but you've probably encountered at least one of them each and every day! Unfortunately, they can't be recognized by their physical appearance. They don't grow fangs or develop hairy bodies. However, they can be easily identified by their direct impact on other people. Psychic vampires are people who cause others to feel totally, emotionally drained after interacting with them.They seem to sap the psychic and physical energy right out of the person they
Life Pt.1
we walk thru this life wandering and alone rying to find purpose and meaning. we wander thru life wanting and needing things that are so far out of our reach. we urne to belong ia world that makes no sense and will never make sense. everybody wonders why we are here and what purpose we all have to coexist together in this world side by side. we all wonder if god truly exists and is there reala heaven or hell. we must understand that we make things the way they are cause its how it is suppose to be. coexist only becuase we aren't the same, if we did then this world would be dull and meaningless. are imperfections and unnormal behaviors are what makes us belong somewhere and are unique personalities what makes us who we are. we must all design our own destinies and futures in ordto survive and belong along this world of chaos and anarchy. we must make the world a better place so the future generations can be happier and free then what the present holds now.
Struggles With Life.
when it rains, it pours, i like someone a lot, and this person knows it, and i just found out my ex wife is getting divorced, and the person i like alot tells me not to ever get my hopes up about on line relationships, and i have taken a strong liking to someone on the internet, and now im all confused about what to do. I want to run and hide, but we cant run from our troubles, now i have to figure out what to do.
when will the day come when all of our sins will be gone!! when will the day come when all of your sins will be repented!!! you evils among evil! cast yourself out!!! dont be smart just be wise!!!
Jan 13
January 13, 2008 Quote of the Day "Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind." Ė Henry James
Jewellery Shop
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
Elizabeth Bathory
A Cloak for the Lord of Cats They say I bathe in blood, the fools; they do not ask about the bones. Embraced by arms of light from the SŁleyman's East, translucent white, I entreat the clouds and the Lord of Cats. And when the lynx of darkling hills presses away day's warmth, I then beseech the Trinity, whose music, floating and certain, haunts the village. It is Ilona's voice. I would devour it. I wish to slip inside the glove of her body, singing my prayers to the night and the morning and the day of change and documents and distant, ugly death. Erzsťbet, countess, signing and sealing in four languages while the sun courses over Castle Csťjthe, I am mother. I am lover. And wife to an absent warrior. The seasons on this searching mountain, the stays in SŠrvŠr, Beckov and Keresztur, the days even in Vienna, are seldom punctuated by the discoveries of childhood, in the stead of which is the detritus of war. Now, surrounded by drools, I husband my knowledge for the nights, when moo
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When To Stop Dreaming?
maybe i should tell myself to stop dreaming... but it's hard, because i've always been a dreamer. speaking for me, my dreams are all i really have. i've tried so hard; but it's all the wrong things, at the wrong times; done the wrong way. seems i never can do anything right; nor anything that pleases anyone properly. What are your dreams? When should we stop dreaming? Is it ever too late?
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The Things We Do For Love
Havy you ever gone the distance just to please your lover?Well this story refers to me because I would just pour my heart out to these women just to show them how much I care for them,only to be given the shaft.Sometimes I wonder if it's worth being good to someone that we actually care for them?It's true that love will make you do crazy things just to be with someone.
Moving On
You know it is funny how life works. For so long you think you are in love with a man, and all he does it mistreats you and makes you feel so bad you do not think that there is anyone out there that can get it out of your head that you are worth being loved. For almost three years, I was in a relationship and thought I had a good relationship. Little did I know I was being played the whole time, and mentally abused. I sat and would watch women going through basically the same thing, and could see what was going on with them and the abuse, but when it came to my relationship, I could not see past my nose. It took me almost three years to realize that our relationship had been over for a long time, and I thought that all was fine. I was miserable and no matter what anyone said, no one could change my mind. I guess it all started to come out the more that I actually sat and talked to friends about it. I had not loved him in so long that I did not think that I ever had. Have you ev
Velvet Dreams
Velvet Dreams I remember when the safest place at night was in my bed but I am far from safe from the dreams that fill my head. With my unconscious mind vulnerable to forces unknown, you effortlessly enter and take control when I'm alone. I have never known the extent of the powers you possessed, but now I wake, night after night, mystified and breathless. Even moments ago, I was at the brink of a peaceful sleep, nearly absorbed in dreams; secrets I thought were mine to keep. I felt your presence once again as soon as sleep found me, you can enter my dreams and subconscious thoughts so easily, making my mind think of things I never would have thought before, erotic dreams, acts of lust, our clothes crumpled on the floor. I can smell the perfume of desire lacing the night's fragrant air, your fingers sensuously brushing my neck as they run through my hair. Even in my sleep, I can feel your breathtaking touch and see the magnetism in your eyes, the reality of it is to
Help Out Pls
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I Can Draw A Picture If You Draw A Bath.
Can't make it come out in the right color. I Me. I'm sick of writing about me. Let's write about you for once. What's new in YOUR life. What's interesting in YOUR trashcan. What's left over in your condom? How will you condemn me? Clench your ass and keep your eyes forward. The donkey punch is coming. When you wake up and realise this might just be it. There might be no heaven. There might be no kings. There might be no soulmates. And the thing that keeps you together is the MIGHT in those sentences. And it makes me dance. Like emperors with pan pipes. It's what makes me pull teeth. -=No=- Novacaine. No Love. Nothing. No more. And I'm just a voice on the edge of the receiver. A loon's call in a damp bog of your fears. There's the occasional bogey, the occasional crocodile, and rejection. But it's a beautiful place here actually. I could make it for you. The stars, the ankle deep marsh, the azure blue sky, cold like a perfect si
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Be My Very Heart Fulfilled...
Family! Mmmm Funny You Say
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Can Ya Help Out Plz
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We Got Fu Married 01/12/08
Well we Finally did it Holly and I ....1/12/08 at 8:00pmcst we were joined together in Fu Marriage...She is so special to me....she makes me laugh , keeps me sane when I feel like I am not....she is a best friend who will be there No matter what or who decides to get in our way ..God has brought us together for some reason or another ...and I just want her to know How much I love her and thank her=) Now I am complete I have Holly and my Hubby Kelso!!!! And our 8 kids 5 kids and Holly's 3 Also I would like to thank everyone who did show up we know who our true friends really are ...ty ya'll are the best and we love ya'll imikimi - Customize Your World
Fubar / Blog
F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition. That was our official Marine Corps definition of the acronym. Glad someone turned it into a hoppin' web community! Now... as for 'blog' - wtf? I've heard it means Weblog (minus the "We"). HUH?! I mean, ooookaaay, but... isn't it stupid?
It's Getting Hot And Heavy In Here
Just Once Huh?
*sigh* I dont know why....why people cant just let U do something or have something for urself for once. Its sad really, are u that starved for attention? Are u that envious? *shakes head* its gettin annoying really, come up with or own ideas or let someone enjoy something for once instead of always having to have the attention. Why bother *shakes head*
The Snow Is Coming
Its getting cold again but youre not here I need you tonight youre like this dream a myth, a fantasy will you ever come true? i want to hold you feel the taste you your lips the thought of you makes me crazy how did we get here? do you know the exact time? cause i cant find it i still fall for you over and over i love you its getting cold and youre not here but youre still the warm feeling in my heart
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Quitting Smoking With Chantix, Day 1
I started my prescription this morning, a tiny white pill that really didnt look like it could do much. took it and felt high as a kite for about ten minutes, then rembered it said "take with food" so i stuffed down a banana and laid down til the dizziness wore off. after that, i didn't notice any side effects whatsoever. they say that you can smoke the first few days of treatment and i'd fully planned on doing that. so i'd light up when i felt the urge. at the end of the day though, i counted up my cigarettes and realized i only smoked half of what my normal amount is. And, some of those cigarettes felt like i was doing it only out of habit and i shouldn't be doing it. more than once i put out a half cig just cause i didnt want it anymore. we'll see what tomorrow brings...
Master Midnight
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Auction Goes On Til The 26th!
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My Special Nsfw Pics
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The Day My Brothers Went Away
(in memory of the firefighters & police officers that died on 9/11) Will someone tell me why theres a tear in Lady Liberty's Eye, Is It Sorrow?† is it pain? Or is it because so many didn't have to die in vain ? They did their job with pride, with an honor that cannot be denied, and we will forever remember that day, When so many heroes went away. Will someone tell me why there's a tear in Lady Liberty's Eye, Is it sorrow ? is it pain ? Or is it because so many didn't have to die in vain? With pride they did the job that that they do, With an honor felt by so few, And I'll never forget that day, When so many heroes went away. As we ponder the great unknown, with an honor that is always shown, We will always remember that day when so many heroes went away.
Good In Bed Test Results
Sexpert Extraordinaire! Go on, gloat -- you deserve it! Game to try anything once, gregarious and confident in bed, you've not only got few inhibitions and a high sex drive, but you're as sensitive to your lover's needs as you are to your own (and more than capable of satisfying both). Your huge appetite for hedonistic pleasures attracts swarms of partners. Match up with an equally skilled lover who's as adventurous, imaginative and nonjudgmental as you are and erotic, earth-moving encounters happen daily. You leave your lovers with a sloppy grin on their faces, and your exes not only still find you excruciatingly attractive, they like you heaps because you're as good at relationships as you are at sex. You give as much as you take; you masturbate both with and without your partner; and you aren't afraid to speak up in bed, encouraging your lovers to do the same. Flexible and gloriously liberated, you'll try anything once trust develops. Go straight to the head of the
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Bold & Spicy Steak With Chipotle Butter
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 8 servings, 1/2 steak each 3/4 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 4 boneless beef ribeye steaks (8 oz. each) 2 Tbsp. lime juice 3 Tbsp. chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, chopped, divided 1/3 cup butter, softened MIX steak sauce, lime juice and 1 Tbsp. of the chipotle peppers until well blended. Remove 1/2 cup of the steak sauce mixture for brushing onto steaks as they cook. Pour remaining steak sauce mixture over steaks in large resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat steaks. Refrigerate 30 min. to marinate. MEANWHILE, mix butter and remaining 2 Tbsp. chipotle peppers until well blended; cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Remove steaks from marinade; discard bag and marinade. Grill steaks 8 to 10 min. for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally and brushing with the reserved steak sauce mixture. Remove steaks from grill; cut in half. Top with t
Favorite Tuna Casserole
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 6 servings Take 1 qt. (4 cups) water, 1 can (10-3/4 oz. ) condensed cream of mushroom soup and 1 can (6 oz.) tuna and mix & match your recipe from these optionspasta options vegetable choices KRAFT Shredded Cheese possibilities elbow macaroni 1 cup each peas and sliced celery Cheddar rotini 2 cups broccoli florets Finely Shredded Italian Style Five Cheese Blend fusilli 1 cup each peas and sliced carrots Cheddar small shells 2 cups corn Mexican Style Then follow our 3 simple steps: ADD 1 qt. water to 2 cups uncooked pasta in large skillet; cover. Bring to boil on high heat. Reduce heat to medium-low; cook 8 to 10 minutes or until pasta is tender, adding vegetables to the cooking water during the last 5 minutes of the pasta cooking time. Reduce heat to medium. STIR in soup, drained and flaked tuna and 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheese. TOP with additional 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheese; cover and cook an additiona
Shrimp-in-love Pasta
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 2 servings 4 oz. linguine, uncooked 1 cup cleaned medium fresh shrimp 2 medium tomatoes, chopped (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese Spread 1-1/2 cups torn cleaned spinach COOK linguine as directed on package. MEANWHILE, heat large skillet on medium-high heat. Add shrimp, tomatoes and cream cheese spread; cook and stir 3 to 4 minutes or until shrimp are cooked through and mixture is well blended. DRAIN pasta; place in large bowl. Add spinach; toss lightly. Stir in shrimp mixture. Calories 490 Total fat 19 g Saturated fat 11 g Cholesterol 205 mg Sodium 450 mg Carbohydrate 50 g Dietary fiber 3 g Sugars 8 g Protein 26 g Vitamin A 70 %DV Vitamin C 15 %DV Calcium 10 %DV Iron 30 %DV
Freedome Within My Own Mind
my thoughts the wind whistels through the trees brushes acrossed my soft skin. i feel so free it's like running through the open plains with the wolf pack only to get to the end if the cliff wat are you to do ??? jump and releas the deamons from within you and let thew eagel sore free
Iraq War...
Believe me I wanna be at peace but we need war to get to peace then so be it....we will not be bullied around by asshole terrorists....SO WAR IT IS!!!!!!! Believe me I feel it more then most do, my hubby is on his 4th tour in Iraq now and believe me I want him home....but this is the cost of FREEDOM...FREEDOM IS NOT FREE....REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI!!!!!
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Thoughts Of Past Love
I remember the night you told me it was over and that you were seeing someone else. I remember that night because as I gazed outside and watched the rain trickle down the glass thoughts of suicide overwhelmed my very world. I remember telling myself how week I was for letting someone cause so much pain and how strong these feelings where. I wanted the pain and hurt to stop, the very beating of my heart was like that of a thousand hammers hitting a single nail. I was so confused and unsure of everything that I could not even concentrate long enough to plan a successful suicide. Days went by and still no shelter from my own thoughts no relief no where I could hide. Why did it hurt so bad just to wake up? The happiest I could be is during sleep the closest thing to death that I could get. Why was it so difficult for me to let go of you? Why such the strong desire to end my own life? I remember those times and I recall having a dream or rather wishful thinking, in these moments I would see
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Boredem Poem
another dark and lonely night pass's through my life tired and sore living the life of a sinner devowering souls restanding all the blows evil's grip on me grows ever stronger each day grows harder to fight not a saint nor a sinner only human demons fallow spirts haunt seen by my eyes no human should be shown one by one these demons fall each one stonger then the next must never give in must never give up satans palce is where im destened so why not give him a fight he has no power no strenth at all except what we feed him in giving him our fear look him in the eyes and laugh with out fear his grip on you will just disapeair unknow to me is the answer to why am i being recurted as his leader or being tourtered on earth something big is happening time is slowing down every day draws closer revealing more of me am i evil am i pure different thoughts learn towards both only at the end will we know who i fight for who i di
Tool - Eulogy
You are right, Timothy. He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. So long. We wish you well. You told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger At everything but his heart. We'll miss him. No way to recall What it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. So loud. You sure could yell. You took a stand on every little thing And so loud. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice so strong and loud and I Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so Eager to identify with Someone above the ground, Someone who seemed to feel the same, Someone prepared to lead the way, with Someone who would die for me. Will you? Will you now? Would you die for me? Don't you fuckin lie. Don't you step out of line. Don't you fuckin
Fed Up!!!!
Ok you are gonna have to excuse any fuck ups in this blog cuz right now im pissed. I am sick and tierd of ppl walking all over me and taking advatage of my kindness! I am tierd of fighting with my friends because i am tryin to do something nice for them! I am tierd of the wrong ppl gettin yelled at for shit that ISNT their fuckin fault. So stop taking the blame for other ppl and just let me fuckin yell at them and get it off my chest!!!!!!!!!! And stop arguing with me when its not your fault that im pissed.when i know someone NEEDS me to help them then i DONT mind doing it but im tierd of these others that there is nothing wrong yet they cant do what they said they would! so fuck it im done! I give up!!! I cant fuckin win for losin! thank you for letting me get that off my chest, and no i still dont feel any fuckin better!!
Men Blow Big Goat Balls
why is that a man says that he loves you but what he really means is that all i want to do if fuck you and then leave you to wonder what did i do wrong was it me was i really that bad will he ever call me......why do tey do that i hate it....they think that because they are men they can have what ever they want and get away with it.......i dont need men no matter how much they think i need them...i really dont...........i mean yes it is nice to be held sometimes but i dont need the pain that they causei am done with this shit......and the next guy that hurts me in any way shape or form i am going to take a dull rusty chease grater to his nuts.....i am just a little pissed if you didnt notice......any way that is besides the point men get your hopes up thinking that you can trust men again but you caint
To Be Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Nsfw's.. Why Do You Like Them..
when people don't have to see the nude parts to know what someone has, only to see what it truly looks like.. is it hairy, soft, wrinkled, pierced, etc.. the actual visual is what most want to see, but isn't what turns them on.. it's what they CAN'T see that drives them crazier.. lmao.. to prove that, look at all the PRIVATE NSFW folders that ppl TRY LIKE HECK to get a chance to look at!! and some when you open them have pics that have nothing to do with a person nor are they even NSFW pics!! LMAO..
Tell Us...
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I'm On Auction
Its Funny How..
i think everyone knows someone who wanted and was good enough to do something with themselves..but fucked it up.. you watch them and sometimes you kinda want to help or your like yeah fuck it i dont care lol well a girl that WAS a friend is now in this situation..she claimed we were best friends at one point but i never saw it that way..she put the rest of my real friends down, always lied to me, kept other things from me, fucked my ex, lol i can give a whole damn list.. but anyway this girl was so smart..straight a's 4.0 gpa..she wanted 2 be a lawyer and she could have...but she started to become real slutty and a big coke head..well thats when i cut this great "friendship" off..if you do drugs thats not about to preach lol but it pretty much started this downfall.. her lying became worse..according to my other friends that talked to her..shes ditched them for guys, ditched for drugs, framed one of them with these drugs..she just kept losing friends.. now i hear that sh
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Hot Summer Days
It was a hot summer day and the airconditioning was broken. I was having my boyfriend over for a home cooked meal and a quiet night alone. The dinner was ready and I went in to take a cool shower before he was suppose to arrive. I just got into a cool summer dress when he arrived at the door with a bottle of wine and some roses. He smiled at me and said hello sunshine, I am so happy to be with you. I took him in to the dining room and told him to have a seat. I went in to bring the supper in when all of a sudden I felt his hands sliding around me. He whispered in my ear.. I am not hungry for that as he started nibbling on my neck. I started getting all hot again..and started feeling the sweat run down my back. I mentioned how it was to hot..and very uncomfortable in the house. He grabbed my hand and lead me outside to the swimming pool. He told me to relax and just let things happen. We started kissing..and stripping each other. He was so gorgeous.. naked in the moonlight.
To My Uncle A Final Goodbye
Today a member of my family was put to rest, and i couldn't say good bye. So here is my way of saying goodbye for now. You are gone but not forgotten. I'll see u when I get there! Thanx you for listening!!
Tears Are A Language
As each drop of moisture rolls down my face, it is representation of a moment in my life. Rather it be a sad moment, a painful moment, a happy moment, or for moments that I know are lost forever. They represent dreams that are shattered, promises that are broken, and fears that only an individual can understand. They fall for past relationships, lost friendships, and broken hearts. Tears come when you have so much emotion bottled up inside that something must give in order for your broken soul to have release. The valve has broken and here I am drowning in my own tears of emotion. There is noway to express myself other than to let the liquid pain cover my face....hoping that one day, someone will truly understand the real me. **Thanks to Lynn for proofreading my drunken writing**
Wish List.. Favorite Feature
You know in our "MY" section.. We have a new feature called "Favorite Photo".. You can put other people's pics here so you can see your favorite pics, without having to rip them to your albums.. The only two things wrong with that are it doesn't tell the person who you favorited that the pic was favorited nor can others see what photos you have favorited.. My solution.. Find a way to rate the favorites, like each time your pic is chosen as a favorite you get pts and a mark like when it's ripped saying how many ppl chose it as a favorite, and possible view who did.. Also, make a link on your homepage that takes you to your favorites [on your public and private profile, so others can see what photos you have favorited too]..
I know I promised I'd never make you cry; I know it hurts but please dry your eyes. I will give to you whatever you need; A hug, a kiss, just tells me please. To see you cry is a terrible sight; Just let me love you and I'll hold you tight. I'll do anything you want to make you proud; I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud. I love you to much to see you cry; Please sweetheart don't say goodbye. Don't push me away I must stay near; To gently wipe away your tears. If we must truly say goodbye; One more time just close your eyes. And let us share one final kiss; For you are the love, I will forever miss.
Wish List.. New Link
link to wishlist above the support lounge with the other links would be helpful!!!!
Wish List.. Great Idea..
POLLS in addition to MuMMs, since those are what MOST MuMMs are anyways!!
New Game Idea.. Prolly Not Worth It Tho..
fun and games category needs one called "topics" where all the replies to it would be part of the game.. there you could put something like "name game" and make the rule such as starting with the first letter of the last name, write the name of a famous person that begins with the same letter.. or "the next person" and make a rule like the starting person can make up something that they think would be true of the next person who then makes their own prediction.. etc.. just an idea.. oh, and they could be global games or friends only..
I Am Never Here Anymore
It seems i have lost myself in a (artsy phase) currently related to all things mario.I spend most if any time on the computer looking at other peoples creations and the other half creating , i do stop in here from time to time so do not be afraid to message me i do not bite :)
A thousand kisses will never be, Enough to satisfy my craving heart's plea, Tommorrow will be the day I love you more, Than today or yesterday or ever before, Words and phrases will never do, What my heart feels so deeply for you, Deeper and deeper my feelings go, My head is spinning too and fro, I want you here, forever and more, For our hearts to join and together explore, Our hearts beat and beat as one, Feel what I'm feeling, it's only begun, Yet, slowly my desire turns to rage, My heart feels as though it's within a cage, You are so close yet so far, At times like this I wish upon a star, I wish you were here and not over there, Yet life is hard as well as unfair, All I can do is wish and wait, Until we meet again as that is our fate, I love you more than my words can say, And forever my love will grow each passing day, Until the day I gently hold your face, Kiss your lips within a candle lit place, Hold you close and feel you near, Kiss your cheek and whi
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen!!!!
PLEASE RE-POST OR SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS IF HAD A LAUGHAlright everyone. This has to be the funniest shit I have ever seen. I know it's mean and I would never tell a child anything like this. The guy from My Joke took kids drawings either sent to his web site or that he found on the INTERNET and decided to give them some constructive criticism on them (I'm sure the kids will never see this) but, what makes it funny is the thought of someone actually saying this to a kid LOL My Favorite one where I almost pissed myself was "It's a bird, It's a it's a giant blue tampon with blue whiskers" Enjoy them and let me know what you think (please)
Wish List.. Album Covers
Where we can set one of the pics within the album as the cover.. For NSFW albums, have a set folder that has "NSFW" on it, so ppl can't put NSFW pics on those covers.. For private, family, or friends only albums, make it so that you see "Private", "Family", or "Friends" on it unless you have permission to view it, that way the person can still have a cover that is ONLY viewable by those with permission.. Then make the albums show up as albums on a whole page with titles beneath them, instead of down the side, including the default album.. That way they can see all of the albums and distinguish them easier.. I just think it'd be a nicer way to display photos for everyone..
Seven Tips For Dealing With Emotional Vampires
Remind yourself (constantly) that their horrible behavior is their problem, not yours. Don't get sucked into their endless series of melodramas. Limit your interactions with them as much as is humanly possible. Always keep your cool and maintain your composure when dealing with them. (They will likely try to get you just as worked up and upset as they tend to get. After all, as we all know, "misery loves company;" so don't fall into their emotional traps.) At the workplace, you are compelled to socialize with them, at least on a minimal basis, but if they try to get you to socialize with them outside of the workplace, do not accept any of their invitations. Use a tone of voice that is not cold or cruel, but that does send the message that you intend to keep your emotional distance. Once they see that they cannot easily engage you or rile you up, the emotional vampires in your midst will likely figure out that you have already "got their number"; and chances are that
Time Warp
it's astounding, time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the TIme Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling Let's do the time warp again... Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again! It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can't see me, no not at all In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention Well-secluded, I see all With a bit of a mind flip You're there in the time slip And nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation Let's do the Time Warp again! Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook me up, he took me by surp
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Fbi Profile Of The "mental Rapist"
The following is transcribed from the written logs of a conversation that an individual from TalkCity had with an agent at the FBI. The Mental Rapist Enjoys Abusing Women: He abuses then backs off. After he has abused to a certain point he will back off and take note of his accomplishments. If he is not satisfied that he has reached his desired level of control, he will step up the degree of abuse, coming back and swinging harder. He has to win, and it is very important to him that he is always right. He is Shy and Timid: In real life he is shy, especially where three or more people are gathered. He prefers one-on-one encounters that he can control. He Hates and Loves Women at the Same Time: Endless Cycle of Love/Hate with his Mother This person was probably abused by his mother and then coddled. (For example: She would slap him in a violent rage and then love, cry and apologize.) He probably hated his mother and loved her at the same time. The
It's 2 Hotties Birthdays Show Them Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PIMPOUT FOR sexy*~kgurl & Short-Shyt. TODAY IS THEIR BIRTHDAYS, GO AND SHOW THESE WONDERFUL WOMEN SOME MAD BIRTHDAY LOVE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES!! ~*sexy*~kgurl*~ **2nd alarm hotties member**@ fubar **Short-Shyt** 2nd alarm hottie & TCS promoter@ fubar PIMP OUT BROUHT TO YOU BY SEXY_SHELL –J ߎx• ßH»LL ÷W—»R ÷Ғ JģKňR'ß Wžld & 2nd Alarm Hotties Deputy Chief Of Management Service@ fubar
Six Cheese Chicken Enchiladas
Six Cheese Chicken Enchiladas Recipe Source: April 2000 Issue Reader's Digest Poultry Recipe File Serving Size: Makes 4 to 6 servings Amount Ingredient 1/2 pound skinless, boneless chicken 1 medium onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 3/4 cups mild salsa, divided 1 cup frozen corn 1 teaspoon ground cumin 340 g package Sargento Nachos & Tacos blend shredded cheese, divided 1 package large flour tortillas (8) Preparation Instructions: 1. Cut chicken into 1/2 inch pieces. In large skillet, cook and stir chicken, onion and garlic in hot oil over medium heat 5 minutes. 2. Add 3/4 cup salsa, corn, and cumin. Cook and stir 3 to 5 minutes. 3. Remove from heat; stir in 2 cups cheese. Spoon about 1/3 cup mixture evenly down center of each tortilla; roll up and place seam side down in 13 x 9 inch baking pan. Spoon remaining salsa evenly over tortillas. 4. Cover with foil. Bake at 375 degrees for 20 to 25 minutes o un
Kitty And Her Toys
Hello Boys! I'm naughty Taryn. A hot older babe who is absolutely cock crazy and crazy for YOU. I love to fuck older men and younger guys alike. I'm a 40-ish woman in her prime. Some might call me a mature Mommy or MILF. I have sexual experience that younger gals just don't have and I get off on it and with you. I know how to please a man. I know how to be your submissive whore. OR I can take control and give you exactly what you've been craving. I'll make your cock and balls ache for me. I'm gonna take you to a new level of pleasure. Think you can handle a REAL kinky lady? I'd like to see you try. I bet you have some naughty fantasies that make your dick nice and stiff, and I want to hear them, so let's get down and dirty together.
Church Lady With A Condom
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. ?One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a Cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. ?The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat. ?the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it go the better of him and could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell about this?" pointing to the bowl. ?"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? ?I was walking through the Park a few months ago and found this little package on the ground. ?The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that
bored out my mind and smokin and the patriots just won thier seventeenth win and i really dont know what to write at the moment
New Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P... E..... N.... I..... S..... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED. NOT LONG ENOUGH...
Hold On Me
Hold on me ~Tony Martinez Lay awake at night You know I can't sleep Damn these 12 hour days suck Look over at the clock 3am Man 7am will be here soon But still I can't sleep All I can do is cry I stay strong during the day No one knows No one sees What happens in the dark All alone I close my eyes once I see you and your smile that made me fall in love with you I close my eyes twice I see him Laughing at me Kissing you Touching you Loving you Like I should be God why can't I let go Why can't I say I hate you Your hold on me....... All I can say..... I love you
Lets Go Patriots Lets Go
YEsssssssssssssss another win for the PATS!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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The Narcissistic Vampire Checklist
More About This Thing....
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River Of Tears by Eric Clapton It's three miles to the river That would carry me away, And two miles to the dusty street That I saw you on today. It's four miles to my lonely room Where I will hide my face, And about half a mile to the downtown bar That I ran from in disgrace. Lord, how long have I got to keep on running, Seven hours, seven days or seven years? All I know is, since you've been gone I feel like I'm drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a river. Feel like I'm drowning, Drowning in a river. In three more days, I'll leave this town And disappear without a trace. A year from now, maybe settle down Where no one knows my face. I wish that I could hold you One more time to ease the pain, But my time's run out and I got to go, Got to run away again. Still I catch myself thinking, One day I'll find my way back here. You'll save me from drowning, Drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a riv
To All Contestants In The King And Queen Contest Please Read And Pass On The Bombers!
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How To Be Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Extra Extra Read All About It
Ok well you guys basically know me from the fu paper or hydaway radio, but I need to let you know a lil about whats going on in my life I did my finances Due to the Fact my Doctor told me and my work I had to be on bed rest due to my pregnancy with the twins i am carrying and well its either get heat for my 150 yr old house or pay the internet bill and hang out with you guys., Don't get me wrong i love ya all, some more then others, but i wont be naming names, Alas my children are more important and I will be posting this weeks Fu paper, but if you want more editions of the fu paper, you need to send me messages while im gone,With story like material, that you want everyone to know ect.. I do have reporters that you can Find in Dazed and confused lounge while im gone, they can point you to the right person, trust me they are good people, i would trust them with my lifes. but I can go wifi, and do what i can but the sad part is my wifi connection is going to be shitty, so ill only be o
Me And The Kids
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Looking Forward To Running A Contest & Meeting New Friends.
Looking forward to running a contest & meeting new friends. Your enter picture can be anything of your choice but it can't be a NSFW pic. The Contest will start January 31st at 9pm central / 7pm pacific and end February 14th at 9pm central time / 7 pm pacific. If you would like to enter please send me a private message with a link to the picture you want in the contest so I can save it and put it in the contest folder fro you. Please don't send ur entry link in my shout box. I don't want to miss ur entry. All Bombers will have to be a Level 5 or higher to comment. I really look froward to this contest & to see everyone to have fun & enjoy. Here will be the prizes 1st place: Gets a week blast w/ gift 2nd place: Gets 75,000fubucks w/ gift 3rd place: Gets 25,000fubucks w/ gift 4th place: a Big Pimpin Gift of My choice click pic link below will bring us together.~*~Momma Tasha~*~RL Wife To *Mantis*
For You Brian....
I was sitting here tonight, while your sick and sleeping, just thinking about you, and this song came on to my mp3 player....and I had tears in my eyes cuz this is how I feel about you. I just gotta let you know, its your love, it does something to me...ican't get enough. I love you so very much, probably more then you will ever possibly know.
What You Need To Know About Me
Hi everyone! I'm a professional stand up comedian from illinois...I'm on here to make friends, real comedy fans, and find open minded people for erotic encounters all at the same time....I'm married and don't lie about it but in an open/swing relationship with my wife, so ladies please don't be afraid to hit up on me its allowed. I don't mind guy friends but know up front I am not bi....aside from that its all normal stuff...I"m a big duck and goose strip clubs.....I enjoy just meeting and hanging out with kewl people who like to have fun and laugh without any expectations from me......if you're from mo, il, or in, and this sounds like you please send me a message on here and lets see if we can't get something together!!
something on tv is bothering me, msnbc is having a potshot at charles manson, and i dont think its worth the time they are spending on it. hes in jail, wasting taxpayers money, why do we give a fuck. anyways, im chilling. hope everyone else is too. i love people.
The Night
Staring up at the sky looking into the deepness. My mind is drifting getting lost in the burning diamonds shining their light upon me. They radiate the love and passion I feel deep inside myself right now. I yearn for you to be with me tonight. I savor each sensual kiss that bonds us. Tonight, for the first time, I am balanced between love and happiness. My body aches for your tender touch. I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. Moving together in synch as we become one body... one heart, one soul--- one being. The tension and pleasure that was built up between us, now is released in a single massive explosion. Soft cries and muffled words are the only sounds that can be heard as we fall together against the comfort of the bed. The only blankets we use are each others arm
The Cure - Burn (still Thinking Of..)
don't look, don't look the shadows breathe whispering me away from you don't wake at night to watch her sleep you know that you will always see this trembling, adored, toussled bird-mad girl every night i burn every night i call your name every night i burn every night i fall again don't talk of love 'cause shadows blur murmuring me away from you don't talk of worlds that never were the end is always ever true there's nothing you can ever say nothing you can ever do still every night i burn every night i scream your name every night i burn every night the dream's the same every night i burn waiting for my only friend every night i burn waiting for the world to end just paint your face and shadow smile slipping me away from you oh it doesn't matter how you hide find you if we're wanting to so slide back down and close your eyes sleep awhile - you must be tired when every night i burn every night i call your name e
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Nemo - Nightwish
My son matts favorite song
Never Alone
A solitary tree standing in the middle of a field may appear to be deserted by all else. In fact, however, it is not. The Warmth of the sun kisses that tree the gentle breezes caress it the fellowship of birds on the wing gladden it and a small underground universe of lively creatures stimulate it. At some time in your life you experience loneliness. Loneliness is natural and should be appreciated rather than feared. In seasons of loneliness you discover that you are never truly alone no more than that solitary tree. People you barely notice during times of social prosperity surround you and can become valuable friends. But the greatest discovery is that God is constantly with you warming you with love and you can learn to hope in him. I love the Lord because he hears and answers my prayers. Because he bends down and listens i will pray as long as i have breath! Psalm 116:1-2
Woo Hoo
ok just saw Sweeney Todd again! Still most awesome movie EVER! get your asses out and see it!
What Does The Word Family Mean To You?
Ok...This is extremely hard for me to write so i will do my best.As most of you know I joined a group here called The Latina Mafia last year. I absolutelt Loved being a member! I recall many times people on Fubar complimenting us on how we ran our ship and some even reffered to us as the closest group on here and told me how they would join a group and never or hardly ever hear from them and how ours was amazingly close!! Well before the holidays i was forced to leave for a couple months and i was sure to let evryone know I was leaving for some "me time" and wiould be gone 4 a while......When I returned.I had very few comments and less messages with the acception of a few people who held tight to our FAMILY and didnt just do the out od sight out of mind thing. Thanx to them you know who u r!!!...But that isnt even the worst part.I can live with that! There are many members who dont know others exist and or do not make any efforts to keep in touch.....Whats the point of carrying the na
This Is The Funniest...
...thing i have read in a long time... ok first of all let me point out that i am not political at all... i used to be in the navy, not to obey a president, but to serve the people... so whoever is president i could give two fucks... I am voting, but if the guy i vote for wins i'm not going to be all "ha! in your face"... I really don't care... but for someone to say that because his father is muslim, Obama is going to potentially destroy us americans is ludacris... who the hell cares where he came from... he wants to be president, he's qualified to do the job... let him do it... if he starts to get crazy in office then there are enough of us americans that we can and will beat the living shit out of him... but just to pick up from his a heritage a stupid idea that he will erase us "infidels" because of it is the most retarded mother fucking thing i have ever heard... and seriously, no offense brittany, but most people are blind to their surroundings... if you watch the normal news
My First ...
Club Naughty N Nice is having an auction! Come bid on these wonderful people! Bids start at 2500 fubucks. Click the pics to see what each person if offering! The auction will run for two weeks starting January 14th start time is 10am est. and will end January 28th 10am est.! Dave- Shoo shoo- Mullet Hunter- Carnie- Pappa- Duke- FknCrazy- BeetleJuice- JuicyFruit- Sassy- Click the link below to come to Club Naughty N Nice!!
Mike@ fubar aparently im not the only 1 hes done this too...rating all 1's
A Flame Rekindled
A blazing wood fireis glorious, but when it's spent nothing remains but white gray ash a somber contrast to the rough cut log that once lay on the hearth and the colorful flames that danced high in the air filling the room with warmth. At times you may feel that your life is reduced to ashes, that your strengthis gone, and that the flame you once carried inside is cold and colorless. But God promises that even at your lowest point, even when you feel there is nothing left with which to rebuild your life, he is there to rekendle the flame within you. His indwelling spirit offers hope and strength for you to begin again, and his never failing love shines brightly on your path, illuminating each step you take. Why am I discouraged? Why so sad? I will put my hope in God! Pslam 43:5
My Holy Ass
Today we will take a stroll down memory lane. I almost said mammary lane - which is a street leading to Knockerville (just north of Cuntucky). And while I am a boobologist, today's blog is not about jum-jums. Alot of people can't tell due to that"(sexy southern accent)"but I was born in Wisconsin One cold ass Wisconsin winter day I was pimpin in my grandmother's Buick Regal with my friends Jason and Alex. The Pimpmobile: Her car was nicknamed "Cyclops" by my grandfather because it only had one headlight. It used to have two, but moonshine and old age don't mix and he decided to play a game of tag with a tree... Tree - 1 Cyclops - 0 We were three high school kids looking for something to do. If we had money we could have gotten cocaine or prostitutes...maybe both. Alas, we were poor as hell. I would often spend my lunches at Kroger or Food Town looking for deals and eating all their free food samples. Once I bought a 3 day old pink cake for $1
Please Give Me A Hand I Know Im Knew But Im Trying My Luck
Im in my very first contest on here i only been a member for a lil while now so im giving it a shot to see if what i heard about the bombing famlys is rue or not heres the test Im in a contest for a VIP im in 4th place come help a rookie out ill repay the favor best i can heres the link ty to all that help and please also rate the pic thanks
Meanest Mom? We Need More Parents Like Her!
updated 7:52 p.m. ET Jan. 9, 2008 DES MOINES, Iowa - Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the "meanest mom on the planet." After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone ó by placing an ad in the local newspaper. The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet." Hambleton has heard from people besides interested buyers since recently placing the ad in The Des Moines Register. The 48-year-old from Fort Dodge says she has fielded more than 70 telephone calls from emergency room technicians, nurses, school counselors and even a Georgia man who wanted to congratulate her. "The ad cost a fortune, but you know what? I'm telling people what happened here," Hambleton says. "I'm not just gonna put the car fo
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To All My Friends Please Read This
my birthday is coming up and i would apricate it if u all send me not gifts if u dont want to but words of encouragement as a gift my birthday is 2/17/ so please feel free to leave a comment or a present on that day
Till The End
I wrote this for a very good friend of mine..... just recently.... I just want to tell everyone how greatful I am to have such great friends around me. And I am so thankful each day for their friendship. I love you guys.. and once again thank you for always being there for me, expecially at this moment. Thank you.... Till the End You are such an amazing friend And I know you will have my back till the end. In moment like this, my life full of tears But you're always there to say that you still care. With your words so comforting that everything comes out of your mouth is so touching. I don't know how you can do it. I guess you've been a good friend to all since you were a kid. But I am glad to have you as a friend once again a friend I can count on till the end.
Buying Blasts
Does anyone think it's wrong that female's are only showing certain pics to people who buy them stuff ? Does anyone else think this sounds like prostitution?
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and
I Miss Her
Why is it so hard, I miss her so much. How do you cope with something like this. I didn't ask for her to go. But just knowing she's in good hands is just an amazing feeling. But still..... I miss her so much, I cry everyday and night not being able to touch, feel, hear her again. There are times when I just feel like giving up. I feel so alone. She's my everything. My smile, my laugh, my happiness. Now that she's gone, seems like there's nothing left for me. I miss her so much that it hurts. I kept on telling myself I need time, but I don't know. I would do anything to hear her, see her, feel her again. I just miss her so so so much. I MISS YOU ANGEL.... I LOVE YOU SAYANG!!!! ITA LOVE YOU BABYKU. ITA LOVE YOU
Looking For Bike Builders
Throughout my racing career, I've always tried to help other organizations that can benefit from my racing. 1 in 8 Motorsports, the greatest foundation I've seen yet, supports the National Breast Cancer Foundation. Their efforts stretch to a large audience around the world. Over the last year, 1 in 8 has successfully auctioned off a few choppers, built by different builders around the US. The bikes were a huge success and raised a lot of money for awareness. I support all of 1 in 8's efforts at all of my races, and attend events they hold as a guest speaker. They are currently looking for new builders to build a bike for their auction. This event gives HUGE PR to the builders, as well as a big write off! Give me a shout if you're interested or check them out! 1 in 8 Motorsports. Best Wishes, Amanda Hennessy Hennessy Racing Inc.
Help Me Plz
Im lonely as hell,somebody help me in some way!!!!!!
This Is The Truth
I cannot change the way I am, I never really try, God made me different and unique, I never ask him why. If I appear peculiar, There's nothing I can do, You must accept me as I am, As I've accepted you. God made a casting of each life, Then threw the mold away, Each child is different from the rest, Unlike as night from day. So often we will criticize, The things that others do, But, do you know, they do not think, The same as me and you. So God in all his wisdom, Who knows us all by name, He didn't want us to be bored, That's why we're not the same..." You were born an original. Don't die a copy."( ~John Mason ~)" God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." (~William Shakespeare ~ )" Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ( ~Judy Garland )" People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from
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The Gals On Fubar
† †All the gals on fubar are beautiful and appealing. They all have talents and skills. Many of them are very intellegent or street smart. The gals all do well to attract attention. † †A gal will guide us men to be a better version of ourselves and we would do well to listen to them. This is important because the next gal we encounter may be attracted to a new quality we gained by listening to another gal.†
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Sin Derella Tells Everyone How To Be Red If You Want To Be A Top Member
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
My Heart Hurts
It hurts my heart so much to know that you are with some one else. Why cant I have you? Why cant I have you in my arms???
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Sin Stays A Bit Longer To Let Everyone Know How To Be Red If They Want To Be A Top Member
SiN stays a bit longer to let everyone know how to be RED if they want to be a Top Member date: 2008-01-12 16:59:45 It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest
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Which Do You See????
You saw a couple in an intimate pose.........................right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we've already proven y ou're not a young innocent child. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind SO corrupted that Y O U probably need help! OK, here's help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder... OH, SURE, you see them NOW !!!!!!
To My Staff U Will Are Be Assign A Shift
and if u can't work them or work ssomething out with me you will be replaced that simple you disappointed me bad tonite.And I will not be played a fool I'm done with the bullshit in my Lounge.This gose for all the staff except my new ones hired tonite
As I sit here counting down the days, Im not sure what I am waiting for. I Stare blankly into an unknown future with unknowing eyes. I wait for the moments to connect and feel so perfect. Life has no such perfection. So I continue to wait for a past to fade and a future to grow. Making the past less and the future more. What is right and who is wrong. I have grown and learned the past shall be lost and stay. The future is directed. Loss of one and growth of another. I have choosen the one I have and the other will watch as we grow like vines together around the tree of life. I shall never live to see such pains again and he shall never deliver them back upon me.
How To Be Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
No More Pain..
*I'm not actually gonna kill myself. Just how I'm feeling right now.* Life is never good for me and this is what I wish you'd see. Just let me end it all for I'll be happy in the end, I'll finally be free. Free from all the pain and torment and the never ending battle. No more dealing with the arguments and tears, I'd finally be through with it all. You just donít seem to understand that by keeping me here your making it worse. If I were dead and gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldnít have this life, I wouldn't have the curse. Iím already considering doing this even without your consent. I know for sure that once its all over with my heart will finally be content. So here I am just sitting there, on my bed with a knife to my wrist. Please everyone donít be upset, please donít be pissed. You just need to know I love you all but couldnít handle it anymore. Ok here I go, Iím doing this for sure. You just need to let me go to heaven now, hopefully God will underst
Decisions Made...
As many of you may or may not know i have been embroiled in this internal struggle with the values of my employer. The fire at his property across the parking lot from where i work and live which was also his property has been the deciding factor in my decision finally to leave his employment. I am his property manager, and as i watched out my office window in tears at the flames and smoke my main concern was the safety of the tenants...not money...or loss of property. Unlike to my boss, these people are my neighbors, friends and adopted family not just tenants that fill his properties and his bank accounts to fund his vacations, projects and the latest gift to his young wife or kids. Wayne - a fisherman who loves his boat and the water more than anything in the world. Barry- Longtime electric boat worker who likes to dance, loves art and cooking and gardening. Matt and his new wife - Navy sub guy who saw the fire from the submarine, newly married, just recently los
Pure Bliss
See that time fly Donít You see The time bomb that You set for me? Tasks unfinished Play to come Only question Can it be done? Fleeting touches Brushes light Tender moments Through the night, Clock is ticking Canít You see? This panicked madness You set for me. Teasing glances Cheeky grin Burning ass cheeks Sweetest sin Household objects Fruit and veg Mattress comfort Privilege. Time is moving Canít You see? The things i do, Donít set me free. Sweet surrender Never beat Sure submission At Your feet Teasing, pleasing Evening play Set Your tasks Throughout the day Canít You see it? Donít You see? Your controlling hand, Pure bliss for me.
Want To Own Me?
That's right! I'm up for auction! You can bid with FuBucks, Tickers, Blasts, or Happy Hours. All Ticker, Blast, and Happy Hour bids will trump FuBuck bids. So hurry up and click here and bid on me!
I Want A Sundae
sex is nice so is chocolate and if you add marshmallow creme you have even more fun playing with food is fun strawberries and raspberries and chocolate sauce then add the sex thats how you get sex and chocolate add some cherries and some whip cream and some sprinkles and some nuts you have a sexy sundae now
I Am Now Owned By 1basil For A Month
~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar date: 2008-01-12 17:40:49 subject: Auction You are officially owned by Basil with a winning bid of 400,000 Fubucks! Congratulations! 1Basil, leave a voice message.. Fan and Rate@ fubar Now time to change my name and post a Mumm... lol Thanks to both of you!
Can't Wait To Ride
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I Make U Mine
Passions exploited Desires sedated Never thought Such pleasures awaited Romance forgotten Desires, just greed No need for your kisses Just sweet, aching, need Lingering glances Shimmering skin Forever we wallow Together in sin Slow trail of kisses Soft backs of knees Aching and yearning Eager to please. Fingertips running Down neck and spine Grasping your wrists I make you mine.
New Semester Is Going To Kick My Butt
Well the web page that allows me access to all my classes became availble today. I am talking 12 hours, 4 classes, they are "Special topics in Mortuary science", "Mortuary Management II", "Mortuary Jurisprudence" and " Sociology of death and dying". Well looking at my class schedule, and the assigments. I am going to be one busy puppy. And it looks like I am going to be doing a lot of writing. After this semester I will only have 12 more hours till I will have my license for funeral director and then will get to start all the fun classes for my embalmer license. Well at least I have a couple days headstart on my classes (another small advantage to taking classes online, the regular students have to wait till monday to find out what they are into. Well wish me luck. and don't be offended if I don't drop by your pages much, I am going to be one very very busy guy, and I will try to keep you updated as things move along.
What I Don't Need.......
I don't need your lies, your promises that contain so much bullshit that they turn your lips brown before they leave your lips. I don't need your sympathy. Damn sure don't need your pity. You can move your lips and empty words spew and you type the nicest words but if you can't show me that you mean what you say, save your breath and save your keyboard. I am woman enough to accept that some things last only for a season and then the next season slowly moves in and the old one is pushed away. I may be bruised, but trust me, I've had hundreds of bruises that went a lot deeper. You only bruised the top layers. I've bounced back from bruises that broke my soul, fucked my mind, ripped my heart out from my body. It wasn't easy, but it's made me into the woman that I am today. The woman that can move on without looking back. That can accept the fact that I will never be good enough to be the one that any man calls "his girl." I am who I am and it's your loss that it's not good enou
Just Need To Vent
Okay so i work in an adult foster home with people who have mental illnesses i love my job it is very rewarding but it wears me out mentally its at its worst when i am here every other weekend from 2 pm on friday till 6pm on sunday...when i get home i dont know what to with myself my brain is all over the place...sometimes i feel stuck.i love it here, at this point in my life this is where i want to be but it gets hard wondering if i can handle it because sometimes my patients gets not mean or take out anger on them i just get short and find it hard to take the time anyway for whoever is reading this thanks for takin the time and letting me vent
My Baby
my poor lil man was sick i felt so awful when he cries i dont know what i can really do for him he is my special lil man he is so sweet and he is muh poor poor baby and him and my other two kids are the reason i keep going on and think why is life so great and i think of them then i feel bad when its time for his shots:(
Politcally Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "
Hold Me Close
Hold me close and donít let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and donít let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone.
Fallen Angel
As you enter you may hear the soft rattle of the chains that bind the young maiden within. She lives a quiet life, hide away from the coldness of the world. She is the Fallen Angel the keeper of the written word. For within these words lies the greatest gift one could ever hope to receive. In this place, there is freedom, not given too many in the world outside. A freedom to express one's self to be free of the restraints of those who refuse to see. Through the written word great kings and scholars where born. Heroes and Villains still battle fictional wars of good and evil. Lover's still share a gentle touch and poets still dare to dream. Content to dwell amongst dark and dampened walls. Waiting for the day when freedom to express one's self fails to bring anger and hate. But instead brings kindness and understanding. For upon this day once again she will be free Nixy
Lmao... Onestone, The Indian
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird,who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the for
A Mother's Love / A Child's Pain
I remember when you were small Just barely a few feet tall In your pale blue eyes the future I did see With your tiny hands my face you touched I closed my eyes with awe Trapped gently in all that was you With just a smile you touched my heart The years passed by as they often do Times had changed and you withdrew In desperation alone you cried Pain pooling in those pale blue eyes I reached for you You shied away No greater pain I ever knew Your eyes grew cold Your innocence they have stole Death would stroke your tender thoughts As you sat alone with in the dark But cant you see without you there is no me Without your love I can not dream My heart does ache my soul does scream Before you take your final road Listen to these words of love. "Trust in me for I am here, to brush away your every tear." Nixy
Its My Own Fault I Am No Longer A Bouncer
Yes I miss being a bouncer and there are people asking why I am no longer a bouncer and this is to clear the Air and let you all try to make sense of it all.. before I left I was sick, very sick I had trouble standing sitting, and walking, my health was bad very bad, my computer business was suffering I was having a hard time making ends meet, be that as it may, I could not sit on the computer 24/7 I saw things on this site I wanted to change or at least ask about the change and the ideas I had were never good enough, My training was poor and when I asked questions I got an attitude like I was suppose to know least I felt things were not handled right, you ask me a lot am I upset ? yes I am , but not for the reasons you might think,I am better now my health is better and I am now seeing an increase in my computer business, and I want to come back as a bouncer, but that request has fallen on deaf ears, I miss being able to help you all and I still do only now my friends ask me
Shitty Shirt Saturday....
Well the time has come upon us. The time for me to hit the Thrift Store. Then walk out with my Shitty Shirt. Then go to a bar with it on. And see everyone react to my Shirt. and when i mean react. I mean either laughing their ass off, or puking. That's my goal! Lmfao Oh and there will be pictures taken. So keep a close eye out for them. Either late tonight, or tomorrow afternoon, not the morning. I'll be hung over and still in bed by then. Anyway, WISH ME LUCK :D
Lmao... The Little Pianist
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he say
Sin Stays A Bit Longer To Let Everyone Know How To Be Red If They Want To Be A Top Member
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
I Am On Sale Come Bid On Me
I Want ...........
I want a man that will make a nice home cooked meal not opt for fast food, treat me like a queen, be great in the bedroom, a romantic, give me flowers for no reason, do not forget my birthday or my kids birthdays, does not mind watching something with me sometimes, snuggles and cuddles me at night, likes to take showers with me, loves my body as it is, will give me a massage, makes me laugh and will tell me he loves me no matter who hears him. I want a man that calls me just to hear my voice, misses me when we are apart, wants my scent to linger and actually misses it if it fades, will paint my toes and brush my hair,would rather be with me then his friends but would take me along if I ask him to,that will pick up after himself, go to the store anytime that I ask to get me something if I want it, take care of me whenever I am sick,and does not need a reason to hold me. But most of all I want a man that will love me for me;when I am old and gray still love me, if I got terminally sick
A Person Can Loose Themselves...but Can They Be Found?
If a person has been hiding from themselves and everyone around them for so long they lost who they really are, can they ever find themselves? If a person wants everyone around them to be happy to the point that they act the part of who the people they are around want them to be and each person expects something different that they just create charaters to act out for each and every person around them, will they loose themselves to the point that they will never be found again? Is a person who hides behind the characters they have created for everyone, truely being honest ever or is everything they say a lie? Or might there actually be a chance that a part of their trueselves may actually seep out into their charaters making them some even if a minut amount real to that person? Can a person that hides that way ever realize they want to get into the light and finally be seen for themselves? And if they can, will anyone ever be able to actually see the real them or will they
Why Is The Only Question
Spider so mean Had to bite me, i seen After a day of work and a work out My mind is now running about Muscles so weak Worse than before I have no clue what's in store To wonder why the spider had to shake me to my core To sit here now Everything turns to a blur People around still no worries I only tell them my past stories That was moments ago though The current situation i am in they just dont know Struck on the leg, near the ankle I knew what was in store Suprised to know i have not hit the floor Tired even more now, eyes burn Can anyone one notice me? The answer is no, sad to say i might have to go Well this might just go away Another new story for me to say Either way i think these syptoms are here to stay Seconds and moments all turn to gray
Good Morning
Moments before the stars fall out to another tempting rise, I awaken with you. Long golden locks, In inches of 23+, and me- all in the entirety, spun softly like a quilt covering your abs and chest, with my face to rest in the contour of your torso. Sleepish lids flutter, and I, in utter bliss to kiss, you- Full pouting lips, in search of where I fell asleep, you deep- and pacifying my dreams. I hear your whimpers, and soft morning moans, as you awake the sunrise, swollen and full- and I, ever so thirsty. Good Morning.
New Friend To Fubar!!
All my friends,fans and family need to go show sum luv to my friend "NIC" that just joined!!She's a shit load of fun... You've all seen her in my pics!!! Rate,fan an add!! "Nic" "" Show sum Fubar love!!!
Take My Breath Away
give me breath-taking kisses running your fingers through my hair as you hold me tightly against you our bodies flowing together the tightness of breath that constricts my chest as my common sense tumbles away. caress me senseless till I move against you with abandon and you control my body more than me with a sweep of your fingers you elicit a moan and take me as your own as I cry your name to the skies love me like fire stoked with passionate wind flames bright against the dark to always light the way till embers in the hearth glow softly with calm warmth and your kisses still take my breath away
Un-confusing Women
Un-confusing Women 1. Men are not all dogs and alley cats chasing about for hot and wild pussy. 2. Men hearts are not women stumping ground. 3. Men are not open and free with their love more quickly than women are, but still they have hearts and souls. 4. Men are not pets, personal slaves, sugar daddies or meal tickets. 5. Men are not hard to understand because they are thinking about sports, beer and sex all the time. 6. Thoughts and feelings within men hearts and souls are about being seen as gods, protectors, and controllers. 7. Men do walk, live or breathe just for sex; however, they sometimes must the bad ass role because women are more upon Earth than men. 8. Men are power lords over women lives, only because they must be asshole and jerks to abuse women to get that power over them, but there are some good ones out there. 9. Men do have ideas and thoughts that would shake the world into shape, as long as we obey, submit and never ask any question that are too hard for
Do You Give A Fuck About Marines? If You Do Post A Comment!!!!!!!
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a fuck if a Marine
Mouse & Mouse Balls Inspector
Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspector I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. 'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units) Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using th
Un-confusing Men
Un-confusing Men 1. Women are not buggers in men lives. 2. Women hearts are not men stumping ground. 3. Women are open and free with their love more quickly than men are. 4. Women are not machineís or pets, nor are women your personal slaves. 5. Women are not hard to understand, if men were more open to see, feel and listen to what is being said to them rather worrying about if he is or isnít going to get laid. 6. Thoughts and feelings within women hearts and souls is about being seen for who they are within instead always being stared at because of the shape and how their bodies are built. 7. Women donít walk, live or breathe just for sex, unless they are being paid, but when you treat them like a whoreÖ.that is what you get in the end. 8. Women were not put on this earth for solely men over ruling and controlling. 9. Women do have ideas and thoughts that would shake the world into shape, if men were not always breathing, walking, and drooling, fantasies dogs over when they
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The Bucket List
Went to see this movie this weekend. It is a Rob Reiner film that deals with death and how these two guys played by Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson deal with a prognosis that they have terminal cancer and months to live. It makes for a movie that while it has some great comedic moments, its about a difficult subject. How do you handle that type of news? What would you do in such a situation? How about faith? Would such a notice cause you to find god? As they travel the world, there are dialogs on how different cultures handle death and the afterlife. Overall, I enjoyed the film. Its a good story with good actors. The comedy is enough to help you connect with the characters so the impact with the end comes, does evoke an emotional response. At least it did in the theater I was in. IT definitely makes you think.
m becoming less to find as days go by Fading away Well you might say I'm loosing focus Kind adrifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world Your world that is Because it doesn't really matter (no it doesn't really matter anymore) None of this really matters anymore Yes I'm alone but then again I always was As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because you never were really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself And it worked. Yes it did! There is no you There is only me There is no you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me Only The tiniest little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be scab and I had this funny feeling Like I just knew it was something bad I just couldn't leave it alone, picking at that scab Was a doorway trying to seal itself shut But I cli
When Love And Hate Collide
This has been my life story the last year..Many lies told, words spoken in anger.. Not just spoken by me.. All i ever did was tried to show him how much i loved him and all i got in return was ppl who didnt even know me talkin shit...I have to delete profiles bc i have whores comin to my page that are exactly that whores tryin to start shit between me and my husband or my husbands so called friends sendin me emails and shouts tellin me of his supposed indiscrestions.. i also have these same whores creatin profile usin my husband name and pics....i am to my end with these ppl.. i will never stop lovin my husband and he knows that.. so all you ppl tryin to keep us apart go fuck off and die bc i am sick of this shit...if you want to know me come to mississippi and find me and learn the real me but until then dont act as though you know me and dont pretend to be friend...dont get me wrong i know my husband has told lies to make himself look better but if you would have known anything about
The Doors-people Are Strange
People are strange when youre a stranger Faces look ugly when youre alone Women seem wicked when youre unwanted Streets are uneven when youre down When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange People are strange when youre a stranger Faces look ugly when youre alone Women seem wicked when youre unwanted Streets are uneven when youre down When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange
PRESSED in the moment Ahead? It IS now I am I do A better makes not sense yet what. A past in need fulfilled. A future? Of a NOW need, alone, more Acceptance
Dad At The Mall...(good Joke)
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decide to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Montezuma Bowl
This weekend marks the opening of Montezuma Bowl up in Arapahoe Basin. Its the largest addition of terrain in the national, almost doubling the size of this ski area. Went up to the mountains on Friday. Snowing like crazy up there. Had snow knee deep in many places. A-Basin is located right on the great divide, making it one of the closest ski areas to Denver. Its also one of the few that have a lease arrangement that let them stay open into the summer months. They frequently stay open till July 4th. I recommend checking it out!

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