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Life's Rules
Life's Rules 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood >alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married. It's so g
Terrell Owens Is A Big Baby
after the loss to the Giants 28-24, here is what he said in the press conference
Not My President
Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends:The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin.There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time:- refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME)- was raised as a Muslim, and may still be- belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America- refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem- refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME)DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU?This country was founded on
As ?you Sleep...
A Friend of mine John wrote this...I think it was wonderful to post... I enter a dark room. You're asleep under the silk sheets. Underneath the lace teddy barely cover the treasures beneath. Gently without disturbing your slumber I slide the straps from your shoulders. Carefully and slowly undoing the lace down the back. You become restless and begin to wake. I move your long flowing hair and gently kiss your neck. A smile begins to form on your face. I work my way carefully and slowly down to your shoulder and beginning to lightly stroke your back with a fresh cut rose, as if from the touch of an angel. goose bumps appear in anticipation. Again you stir, but a whisper in your ear puts you back at ease almost as if in a trance. You lay there allowing me to continue on my quest. You feel the warmth of my breath as I approach to kiss and crease every bit of your back, occasionally straying over the sides. Coming ever so close to the more sensitive skin near the breasts that now lay
Music On Steroids?
This steroid scandal is officially outta control. Copy and paste the address below into your browser and you'll see what I mean. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/14/2008-01-14_mary_j_blige_named_in_steroid_report.html Take care, Mike Smooth RealSmoothRadio listen to RealSmoothRadio at http://live365.com/stations/realsmoothradio?play
Hello All
Was a rough night sleeping lastnight. For some reason.. I couldnt sleep..and when I did go to sleep I woke up to hearing somthing digging /chewing behind hubbys guncabinet. Knowing that the boys just had there hamster out before bedtime.. I put 2 and 2 together. So here I am trying to move this gun cabinet..to get to it. Unfortunately I couldnt do it..so I woke hubby up to get it done. He was there like.. do I have to at this hour. I said ya.. its gonna eventually get lost in the house..and I cant sleep hearing it chew. Anyways.. he got up and I got the furry little critter. Now, I feel like I am dragging. Not sure if I should go back to bed.. or what. Is it bad..that I called the school..asked them to pull my son out of class..just to ask him where he hid my candy bar from me? LOL. Yes, I know I am bad. Hubby just called.. saying... I had a dream that you woke me up to move the gun cabinet lastnight. I just giggled. Well, thats enough.. hope you all have a great day!
300 Spartan Workout!
Ok, so we've all seen the movie "300" and pretty sure if you did the first thing you notice was the Spartan body. What alot of people may have not known is the workout program they went through to get that body. Several variation of that program have come forth and currently being used by several gyms. Some of the Fireman in my town have started to use this program at work, one of which is my uncle and the other is my friend of mine, an MMA fighter, who I used to train with. At first I didn't belive them but it's been a few weeks and I'm starting to see a difference in them, so with that in mind I too am going to start this program. It's based simply on using your own body weight and simple moves that almost everyone can do. It should be intresting to see if anything works for me, but I'll keep a weekly log of my progress and post pics later on throught out the months. Wish me luck!
Nothing Personal
Hey, I dont know what the fuck your problem is, but you if wanna start acting funny towards me and act like you dont even know me, fine. I thought I was your friend but then you wanna be a two faced mother fucker and run your mouth about me. Why dont you show some nachos and say it to my mother fucking face! You know thats pretty fucked up but you go ahead and keep pushing it all you want but you better watch your fucking back. You’re a bitch and can't say shit to my face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. This is just a joke, lmfao, but I bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you and see who gets the maddest Ol' Girl: is this a joke????? Cliff: is there a jet soaring over head by chance? Ol' Girl: ok u know what im one this is fuckin retarded if u could just tell me what the fuck this is about Ol' Girl: ok well i dont k
Honesty.....
If you search for tenderness It isn't hard to find You can have the love you need to live But if you look for truthfulness You might just as well be blind It always seems to be so hard to give Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honest is hardly ever heard And mostly what I need from you I can always find someone To say they sympathize If I wear my heart out on my sleeve But I don't want some pretty face To tell me party lies All I want is someone to believe Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honest is hardly ever heard And mostly what I need from you I can find a lover I can find a friend I can have security Until the bitter end Anyone can comfort me With promises again I know, I know When I'm deep inside of me Don't be too concerned I won't as for nothin' while I'm gone But when I want sincerity Tell me where else can I turn Because you're the one I depend upon Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so
I Close My Eyes And Begin To Sleep
I close my eyes and begin to sleep.Of a love so pure, so powerful and deep. At first I see darkness, then a hand reaches out for mine.Our hands interlock and darkness turns to light,I see your face and the sun begins to shine. We're running through a beautiful field of flowers.We trip and fall to the ground in laughter and embrace,Then look into each others eyes and begin to kiss for hours. We make love and I begin to weep.Tears of joy and happiness so complete,I love you honey, My heart is yours to keep. I pull back to look into your eyes.But I'm overcome with darkness,I am again without you and a piece of me dies. I wake up now with tears streaming down my cheeks.I miss you so very much right now,I haven't heard your voice in weeks. I'm always thinking of you both awake and when I sleep.My love for you has no end,I hope one day your heart will be mine to keep. I love you... ~Michael~ Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
Contest
iam in a winter theme comtest will you please help by leaving comments thank you for your help and support i will show the luv in return.. Sweetlips
Philosophical Observation
Angels or Just Plain Old Mourning Doves? Three days ago, as the sun was rising, I stood on Disney Road attending yet another Fallen Comrade Ceremony, waiting to salute the soldiers who gave their lives in the fight for Afghanistan's freedom from tyranny. It was a bit warm and a bit muggy. After waiting there for a few minutes, the two soldier's caskets had passed. I did my about face along with the 1000's of other Service Men and Women who had been waiting to honor these two heroes. Upon turning around, two mourning doves flew into a nearby tree. "Hmmmm....how appropriate... two mourning doves", I said to my Command Sergeant Major as we started back to our hooch. I thought nothing more of it until today. Today, in the hot sun and in strong dusty winds, we were again lined up on Disney Road for the latest casualty of war. Minutes before the ceremony, a single mourning dove flew into view. It perched itself in a perfect location to observe the event and for me to observe it. Hmmm
We All Can Relate
His dedication to our breakup... Right here! Right Now! That's what you said to me Todays another day Would you please just leave me be? I can't look into your lying eyes Its my fault you walked away Its cool, it was out demise Now theres nothing left to say You told me stories of romance I gave you every single chance I just wanted in your pants I guess that makes me bad too Now you're not here And im missing your abuse Todays an awful day Can we just call a truce? I miss your honest eyes It was dumb to walk away I don't want this to be our demise And theres still so much left to say I told you stories of romance You gave me every single chance I let you get into my pants I guess that makes you bad too Right here! Right now! Right here! Right now! Right here! Right now! Is what you said to me.....
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/14/08;
Since when did "attitude" become a dirty word? Everybody has an attitude from "let me help," "bitchy" -- what it usually means in girl's, "I know it all" "I'm BAD," to "Jeeze I hope nobody sees me" these are all attitudes too! And yeah I fuckin' been guilty of all at different times! Somebody without an attitude is unconscious or fuckin' dead!
Here Is A Big Thank You To Great Family That Help Out
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THIS IS A THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELPED US BOMB OUR GIVEAWAY.. .NO IT'S NOT OVER YET BUT WITH ALL THE HARD WORK YA'LL ARE DOING ... WE WILL GET IT DONE.... THESE PPL ARE THE GREATEST FRIENDS YOU COULD HAVE .... MAJICALLY DELICIOUS..ceo of fusista's bombing & leveling crew hostess 4 fubar cruise@ fubar fubrotha shaggy@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun - Fubrotha@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ FuSistas & FuBrothas Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar FUBROTHA~DYWAYNE@ fubar choppie ~fubrotha~@ fubar AND FOR THE STICKY nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma~ Mr. JDub's Wifey~ 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's and Fubrotha's~@ fubar ღஜDa®k Kittÿஜღ ~~Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§~~Fusista~@ fubar Sugar Cookie Fusistas bomb
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The Path To True Success
The Path to True Success Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for giving us your wisdom, your knowledge and your understanding which is required to find the path of true success. Praise the Lord, that every good and perfect gift is given to those who are truly seeking your will for their life. In Jesus name. Amen. Wisdom, the path to true success. How do we pursue wisdom? True wisdom rests in the hands of God. Psalms 111:10 KJV 10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever. One of God’s greatest gifts, wisdom. James 3:17 KJV 17 But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy. Seek wisdom and you will not be disappointed. The wisdom which God gives is perfect. Every good and perfect gift comes from above. His word tells us that He will not with
Re: Beetles & Gydgets??
RE: BEETLES & GYDGETS?? Check out an interesting blog I just posted when you get a chance. First one on my page ... It's called: "The beetle knew there was an open field." Its about our eco system and the lessons learned in Africa. Again, thank you so very much for all the new album artwork. I LOVE IT Love love did i mention i love the new artwork????!!! Keep sending:) yay rock and shine on u crazyyyyyy diamonds mp P.S ... Please show your support! Add this widget to your page. Just click 'grab it."
Re: Naacp President: Ron Paul Is Not A Racist
RE: NAACP President: Ron Paul Is Not A Racist ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 13 Jan 2008, 23:34 NAACP President: Ron Paul Is Not A RacistAustin NAACP President Nelson Linder, who has known Ron Paul for 20 years, unequivocally dismissed charges that the Congressman was a racist in light of recent smear attempts, and said the reason for him being attacked was that he was a threat to the establishment.http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/011308_not_racist.htm
Re: Live Radio Show Debate About Ron Paul For Prothink.org
RE: LIVE RADIO SHOW DEBATE ABOUT RON PAUL FOR PROTHINK.ORG ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Prothink Date: 14 Jan 2008, 07:21 TUESDAY AT 10PM KHANVERSE AND MYSELF WILL BE DEBATING 2 RON PAUL SUPPORTS REGARDING SOME OF THE RECENT CAMPAIGN STRATEGY PROBLEMS. VISIT PROTHINK.ORG OR CLICK HERE:FOR MORE DETAILS.
Good One
Can you answer this riddle Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom wi
New Prothink Short Video - "who Owns The Media?"
NEW PROTHINK SHORT VIDEO - "WHO OWNS THE MEDIA?" This means mainstream AND alternative (IE: truther/patriot networks that a lot of people are fooled by)
Soon To Be Ex-husband
Come July it will be four years that I been married ,I've been treated like I'm invisable,disrespected etc. When he was deployed in 2004 I was forced to be homeless because he left with with out money. I've always been there for him ,I've put him before myself. Morning of Jan. 3rd ,he had a sever flash back,I couldnt get him to snap out it so I called 911,He was admitted . I went to see him while he was in ICU and also while he was in the mental ward.He has been home for about a week, and been acting like he don't appreciate what I did and treating me invisable. We did separate, and agree to see other people.He met a female in the area which I don't mind at all ,she was coming and picking him up which I didnt mind that because he was leaving the truck we have home just incase I wanted to go somewhere while he was gone but now her car is "supposively" in the shop. I have a doctors appointment this afternoon that I already reschedule once because he was in ICU,and last night he knew w
Name Analyzer
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The Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, th
Slow Dance
----------------------------------------------- Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in y
Omg!
can't believe what he did yesterday :) he asked a friend to change the work day with a friend, so he would come to visit me! (we weren't going to meet this weekend cause of his job) he said he couldn't wait till next weekend to see me ♥ ahhh i had a beautiful sunday, i thought it was going to be another long week and he gave me this surprise! he just went online at noon and said: i'm home now, should i go visit you? :) heheheh then when he was here explained me what he did cause he couldn't wait more... i don't have more words to describe how good i feel when i'm with him ♥
For Sin-how To Become Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Why Do People Toy With Each Others Emotions
So Saturday was my daughters second basketball game..... Who should be there but my ex boyfriend yippee... The whole time he was shootin me these heavy looks and I'm not really sure what they all meant lol. He keeps giving me these ideas that he wants to come back but his actions just dont back that up. I am a firm believer in actions speak louder than words, ~sigh~ Why is it that we are able to let go but not forget.....
Wedding Details
ok so heres the thing my dad is giving me a car which meens i dont have to buy one with my taxes so on 2-17-08 to 2-20-08 me and robby are going to be in jamacia his birthday is on 2-19-08 and that is the day we are getting married so not only will this be his birthday present from me but also our honeymoon
Check Out All The Booty!!!
i know you all like to check out a fine boooty!!! Click this link!! ASS CONTEST AT: http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme3/ There is NOTHING to sign up for or join!! You can enjoy the view and vote for FREE!! there are lots of lovely ladies, all kinds in this contest, including me! Yes, I would *LOVE* to have you go and vote for me :) yep, shameless plug here *grin* LOL heh, and for those who love me,i have a personal mission in this one to take down a drama queen B*! Please help *bats eyes, sticks out bottom lip* how can you resist something so cute!? lol REMEMBER: You can Vote DAILY!!! So please make sure to go back and vote often!!! You can vote the Whole Month of January!! Thanks!!! ~Kaylee Kurves
Poem I Wrote For My Mom
A million times I've needed you,A million times I've cried. If love alone could have saved you,You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly,In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place no one could ever fill. It broke my heart to lose you, But you did not go alone. For a part of me went with you, The day God called you home. Death will never break the ties that bond our lives together. I loved you then,I love you now And I will love you forever! Rest In peace My Mom,My Best friend My Everything! 05-12-49 ~ 04-28-99
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Knowning Taking Advantage!!!
My friend of 23 years has just went thru a rather emotionally painful divorce and is turning to me for support thru her rough times. Last night, in her emotional state, she offered herself to me. Now I KNOW, WITH OUT A DOUBT, that she's in a vunerable state of mind to do ANYTHING and that's why I said NO. My question is..Could you sleep with a friend in this condition knowing their state of mind?
Life Is What Happens While You're Making Other Plans!
Just wanted to apologize to all my friends for being so scarce lately! I haven't forgotten everyone and I'm not avoiding anyone...just kinda living the life around me as opposed to life on the screen! I've been online pretty much every spare moment for the past five months and though I've made a lot of great friends online, my life has kind of had a jump start for the new year and I'm running with it. I'll still be online from time to time, just not near as often as I have been. I'm sure it may cost me some friends (already has) but I hope everyone understands. XOXOX!
Cougars
I looked this up and I sorta like it lol... whats the difference between a cougar and a MILF though? cougar: it's not a stigma, it's a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt. She has overcome the taboos related to her sexual identity, embraced her true self, and now lives her life to its fullest. Always one for adventure, she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it!
Sorry
hello everyone jist thought i wpuldsay sorry that i haven posted any coments to everyones page i am hoping to get to post somethings real soon,i had twins about 1 moth and a half ago and things arw still a lil hectic so please for give me..love yall lots
Now Just Where Did I Put That Note...
Good Morning and happy Monday morning to you. How has the world been treating you so far today? Hopefully well, because it just started. You ever have that short term memory loss? You know the one where is just had an item, oh it could be your car keys, a pen, a letter you name it and for the life of you, you can recall where you set it down at. Oh my gosh I hate those times… I would naturally think, OK! Who is playing tricks on my ass. I bet the similar situation happened to this man. Arthur Cheney we can call it the Holdup-Note Blues: Arthur Cheney, 64, was arrested near Marysville, Calif., in December driving a car that had been spotted at a bank robbery. On the center console of the car, officers found a yellow "sticky" note with a handwritten "Robbery 100s and 50s only." Said an officer, "We call that a clue." [Marin Independent Journal, 12-12-07] Now just where did I put that note at? It was right here! So short term memory loss can reach up and bite ya. I recall many times wakin
Trip To Tx
Hello everyone! Im taking a trip to TX to see my son & his sweet family. We didnt get to see them for Christmas. Two of the grand daughters birthdays are coming up soon, a perfect excuse to visit! I dont know what time the Superbowl is but I will be flying back on the 3rd also. I could be in the Dallas airport at the time, lol. I might need some info on it when I get back =) Now that the Cowboys are out of the playoffs, they might not have it playing at the gates. Enjoy the game, u football fans out there. Have a safe month & stay warm my friends! Hugs =)
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: It's Not Snowing, Patrice Oneal In Studio, O&a Podcasts, Old Paesano Commercial, New Audio Online, New Video Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (New Episodes Added Every Week!) Well, it's NOT snowing today in New York City. This is a big deal because all of the news reports were yammering on about us getting a pile of snow last night. Aaaaand... it rained. Woo. Rain. Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Patrice Oneal, and we'll hear about Anthony's first-class weekend at Mohegan Sun, and Jimmy's weekend in Atlantic City. Fans of old-school Opie and Anthony will appreciate this commercial EROCK found featuring longtime friend of the POgram Joey Paesano from Paesano's of Mulberry Street: Joey Paesano Commercial featuring Scott and Todd from WPLJ We have classic audio from 1977 of David Lee Roth singing "Running With The Devil" on the first VAN HALEN record (the DRY vocals, that is): David Lee Roth: 'Running With the Devil' - Dry Vocals NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE:
Funny Stuff
MORNING SEX Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to ‘Take this note to your beautiful Mommy'. The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to ‘Take this to your silly Daddy.' The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to ‘Take it back to the Lady in the kitchen.' The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note an
The Maze
Through a fog I walk. In the distance, the sound of a whip cracking and faint moans. Behind me, I hear manacles clicking shut and muffled screams. I start to run from the sounds in back of me, hand on the wall to my right. As, I slow to catch my breath, I find an opening. After catching my breath, I go through it. With my hand on the wall, I move down another path. Within a few feet, the wall disappears and I feel metal bars. Hands start to grab at my boots, legs, skirt, arms and collar, trying to clutch at me to pull me towards those bars. With a small scream, I break into a frightened sprint and feel fingertips brushing against me as I pass. Soon, I no longer feel them and slow, again to catch my breath. Cautiously, I reach out with both hands, trying to find some kind of solid, vertical surface, again. The fog seems denser here or could it be from all the running that it appears to be? I can feel walls on both sides. With my hands on them, I move on. I jump as I hear that whip
We Define Who We Are Through Our Actions.
Your actions Whether something is possible or impossible for you depends more on what you do about it than on any other factor. Your persistent, focused action is what brings possibilities to life. Certainly there are obstacles that stand in your way. And you can choose to use those obstacles as excuses for not taking action. Or, you can choose to get up, get motivated and get busy working your way toward the results you seek. Once you begin to take action, the obstacles lose their power to stop you and instead become steps along the pathway to achievement. The actions necessary for success can often seem to be difficult, complicated, inconvenient, embarrassing, uncomfortable, tiresome or demeaning. Realize that those undesirable qualities are, for the most part, mere inventions of your mind, and your choice to take action will override them every time. When you know what you must do, then go ahead and make it happen. Stop focusing on the excuses and start moving toward rea
So I Finally Did It...
so sunday i went out grocery shopping and at the spur of the moment i decided to cut my hair. i had been pondering on it for a while now but finally got tired enough of it that i had them cut it took 8 inches off... and it feels so much better... so that means new pics will be taken lol some of you will be excited im sure lol...so as soon as i can get on it ill post them
Site Basics
OK, not that a whole lot has changed really, but i've been asked to post kind of the basics about my site sooo..... You can find me at: www.kayleekurves.com or click the banner on my page here and it will take you! I currently have Over 2000 sexy pics!! And i've only been doing this for about 7 months! I have a dozen videos including hardcore! nearly an hours worth to watch!! I update At Least once a week!! And we're not talking just a new set of 20 pics like some places! I keep my sets Large like Me!!! On average a set from me includes 50+ to 100 pics! And Yes, you will see it alllll!! Go to www.kayleekurves.com and click on 'tour' for a free little sneak peek! i have a few pics and a hello video to share! Memberships vary from single month for $17.95, recurring monthly for $12.95, 3 months for $30! Various payment methods are accepted including credit, debit, even money order/cash! If choosing MO/cash please make out to cash and send to: Kaylee P.O.Box 742 North Ha
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Love From A Bbw
found this while surfing........... Everlasting... All encompassing... Hellacious... Mind-numbing... Earth shattering... Toe curling... Soul satisfying... All you could ever ask for... Yet, something few can handle
Celeb Look Alike
Fucking Men!
So I am about to go to bed here shortly. Well lately as some of you that I am close to know..Im not having any luck with men. They are a bunch of fucking morons. (No offense) Just my personal opinion. Why is that a damn man thinks he can lie and get away with it? Then when he gets caught he still wants to lie to your face? I just don't understand why can yens just be truthful? Im not saying all men. Please don't take this to heart...It is just me writing and ranting. I know women are like this too. I like to kick their teeth down their throat if I could. Im just so tired of being fucked over. What is truthly wrong here? Im not bad looking. Im a decent person. I have a sense of humor. Im not all about the damn drama. The only things I exspect is for him to faithful and not lie. Maybe I can't hang on to one because Im not easy. Could that be it? Do you men really like easy chicks? Is it all about the pussy? Im just curious that is all. If someone could give me some input I'd be grateful.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Death On The Nile
Why is exciting when films that we own on dvd and can watch anytime come on the telly? 'Death On The Nile' was on at the weekend, and I nearly got suckered into watching it form halfway through, even though the dvd is sitting on my shelf... It's surely one of the finest movies ever made though, right?
Just Gotta Know
what is really going on here? you say bar but my mouth is so dry i could spit cotton...pour me one wont ya?
I Need To Get Laid...
Lets have fun... if you are man or woman enough
"all Love Returned" My Ass!
I'd like to know why the fuck people put "All love returned" when they DONT return it! I've rated ppl and pics 11's when I was VIP and I'd say only about 5% of those EVER rated or commented me back.... If I rate you, I would appreciate some returned "love"
My Love
i dont know how im supposed to feel about you walking away you tell me, my love that its better this way i dont want you to leave but what can i say and im not to sure how im gonna make it through every day but i got to hold on i got to find a way im gonna miss you my love but inside i know you have to go but its something i just cant face working on this one
Why?
ok everybody, im a soldier. im in iraq right now. i want to know why it seems that everything has changed? i have almost no control over anything in my life any more. i know what the problem is, its because im here. im used to taking care of everything in my life from bills to kids to loving my family and wife and kids. im letting things get to me that normally dont bother me.what the hell is the issue with every soldier that goes to war coming back all screwy in the head? i just dont get it. i want to know why damn it, why? my job isnt even one of those crazy jobs, im a mechanic, plain and simple. why cant things just be the same? why does it all change? independance is great but, i like it when im depended on buy my wife, kids, family members; it makes me feel important. im not a glory hound but i hate it that its like i dont even matter. if i never made it home would ppl get over it and carry on like normal after a few weeks or would my death haunt them for the rest of there lives?
You Dont Know
you dont know what you mean to me you dont know that your the air i breath you dont know what i see all the beauty you've given to me you dont feel how my heart beats when you stand next to me you dont know when i look into your soul i can feel all the warmth inside you dont know that the look in your eyes makes me feel so alive you dont know how your laughter fills me with joy so deep inside you dont see all the things i see undunno
Stand Up!
Japanese Whaling
Sanctuary? The area the Japanese fleet are hunting in has been designated as the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary, designed to help whale populations recover after the devastating commercial whaling of the last century. Many countries were responsible for this collapse in whale populations. Most have since realized the tragic consequences of their actions and now accept, support and promote whale conservation and a complete end to commercial whaling. Modern scientific research does not require whales to die. In addition to confronting the whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean, we are proving that nobody needs to fire exploding harpoons into whales and kill them for science. Our Great Whale Trail research program, in collaboration with scientists from the Cook Islands Whale Research, Opération Cétacés (New Caledonia) and the International Fund for Animal Welfare, includes satellite tracking, skin biopsy, and photo identification of whales. The program has already yielded a vast amount o
A Man's Inner Thoughts
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. You are correct if a man wants you nothing will keep him away.....EXCEPT ....His pride, sence of loyalty, fear, stupid friends, family, and last but not least his ego! If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. A man will stay where ever he feels wanted and loved unless he has that somewhere else! Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. There is only one excuse for a mans behavior............A woman! Or he's just stupid! Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Your Intuition is not always right.............you couldve just broken the heart of a very good man! Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. If the relationship isn't meant to be then why are you still there? Slower is better. Slower isn't always controlable....sometimes you have to go with the speed of your heart! Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happ
Be Who You Are...
Have You Ever
Have you ever felt like nothing can be right? Or liek you are never meant to be happy? Or to meet that 1 person that you have been waiting to meet for your whole life? My friends just left, and i realized i am so sad inside, as soon as they walked out the door i started to cry....really what is wrong with me? I'm not happy with me, at all, nothing about me i am happy with...idk, i'm thinking about deleting my fubar and myspace and whatever other account i have that i forgot about...i dont know, i need to find me, who i am, i now part of me is a sarcastic cunt, due to every guy i have had in my life, i dont let peopel get close and when i do think they are getting close i push them away....i dont want to hurt because if i hurt my kids hurt, but thats just the thing, i'm hurting myself in the long run, and it sucks....but i honestly dont know how to change it...i dont like change...hate it actually...just like i hate...well nevermind....god why ami writing this? i dont have a clue....as
Rambling About Nothing
Ok so lately, things havent been going very well. Health wise, and guy wise. But most of all, im all stressed about my 2nd semester of college starting. As a lot of you know, i HATED the first semester, i am soooo unhappy there. I was alone all the time i cant stand it. And now this semester, im getting my own room. I know im going to shut down even worse then before and have no one to talk to at all, so i will probally be on here more often because i have no life and im scared and i dont know =( I just wish it really could just end. Im all nervous and my ulcers are getting worse and gahhhh i cant take it V_V
Sad Day For Men Everywhere - The Duck Retires
Well, I know Katie has had a lot of fun analyzing the way the porn industry has crossed over into mainstream celebrity culture, and, the way Jenna Jameson lead that charge. Well, she of course later morphed into Jenna Jameson Monster, and, I’d say her retirement didn’t come a minute too soon. In fact, I’d say we all could have lead happy lives had she retired about seven or eight years ago. I know that’s some tough talk; but, it’s a tough industry, and, when you put yourself out there to be evaluated based upon your appearance… well, then…. don’t be surprised when you get comments like mine. If say Katherine Hepburn were retiring, I’d consider it completely inappropriate to rough her up based upon her old lady fuglyness. That just wouldn’t be right. But, Jenna… you had a good run… and, then, as the rumor mill has it… you got bit by both Father Time which stirred up the plastic surgery bug. Oh, Father Time is not a nice man… and, plastic surgery… well, I’m reminded of the old Dead
Fragile Friendships
something happened this week that made me realise just how tenuous and fragile the links between our friends and ourselves have become in modern times. years ago, people would more often than not be part of a social scene, either brought together through work or even from their school days, or maybe as part of a hobby group or sporting team. or they would share the same circle of friends. it was also common for people to know quite well the parents and families of their friends, having often grown up with them , or having lived nearby. in these modern times however, its very common to have friends who no one else really knows much about.... for instance. YAHOO360. we all have lots of 'YAHOO360 friends' don’t we? and I’m sure a large percentage of us have people on our lists who we think a great deal of, and regard them as TRUE FRIENDS. but how would you know if something terrible happened to someone on your FRIEND LIST? would you be aware of ACCEDENTS, ILLNESS or even WORSE? how man
Creampie
A Birthday Creampie And Much More! by cpluver© This story contains graphic depictions of male bi-sexuality. If this bothers you, don't read this story. My birthday was today. So my wife, Alison, kept bugging me. "What do you want this year, you know, in the bedroom?" You see every year, since we got married, I get a special treat from her. In addition to the regular stuff, I can request something a little kinky. So this year, I decided I'd finally ask her for something I've wanted for a long time. I told her that I wanted to eat her creampie. "I'm making you a cake. Don't you want something special from me in the bedroom, too?" I told her it was something special. Now she looked confused. I always have wanted to go down on her after we had made love. But every time I tried, I lost my will after cumming. She said, "Okay, stud. I'm curious now. What exactly is a creampie and what do I have to do? This sounds interesting." I explained to her that it's cal
An American Story
look at you lying on the floor not so tuff anymore tables have turned and she's had enough its time to even this score she swears youll never hit her agian and its time for all this abuse to end no more hiding in fear being afraid to sleep crying in bed and feeling so weak wishing she was dead so she wouldnt feel this anymore cringing everytime she hears the door knowing what comes next what you have in store beating her treating her like she was a whore and all the lies you made her tell the excuses you gave as you beat her to hell but not this time not anymore she waits in the hall as he walks in through the door she pulls the trigger blood covers the walls as the shells hit the floor she watches his body fall dead on the cold floor eyes filled with tears she walks out the door
Whats Going On?
The 4 new videos in my stash 1- America freedom or fascism, 2-The great illusion part1, 3-The great illusion part2, & 4- End game, WARNING very ALARMING
My Heart Is Hurting....
does your heart ever hurt, physically hurt? you know its not actually anything wrong but it feels as though its in a million pieces and there is no one to help you put it all back together?makes me so freakin angry when it hurts like this for no damned good reason that I can see... people have it way worse and they are okay. so what gives? how do you fix something when you can't even find the problem?
C'mon Everybody And Do The Depression Dance!
Not too trivialize depression but from someone who suffers from it, I think it affords me certain liberties. Looking back on my life I've noticed a pattern.Lot's pf ups and downs,peaks and valleys. I'm sure everyone has that. For me though it's a very constant thing. One day I'll be chipper,and later that day,I'll be aloof. I'm very reactionary...and take everything to heart. I know,it's not a good trait(s) to have but it is...what it is. I daydream alot. And I love to sleep. Not so much for the rest aspect but as I once said in a blog (that I've since deleted),my dreams are where everything good happens. I'm accepted,I'm healthy,I'm happy and in love. It's when I awake from that slumber is when reality sets in. Earlier today I took a piece of paper and did the whole pro's and con's thing. What makes me happy..what sets me off. The cons side was mostly trivial things, traffic, idiotic customers that sort of thing. The pro's,well, that's the good stuff. I said..love. Th
Wild Emotions.
I move back to my dorm room on Tuesday. Which makes this the last night I have with my mom. I know I can see her weekends. It's just not the same. Throughout this past break from school me and my mom have became closer. If that's even possbile. When I go back to school i'm going to worry about her. I know she' sick, and it worries me that I won't be able to take care of her. She is the strongest woman I know and she has given up many things in her life just so I could live a happy life. I wouldn't give her up for the world. And i'm crying as i'm writing this because as stupid as it sounds it feels as if it's the last time i'm going to see her. Yes, it may sound stupid because I know it's not the last time. But just picturing her walking away from my campus to go back to an empty house just hurts me inside. I'm going to see her every weekend I can, because being away from her just hurts to damn much. I love you Mom!
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midwest melodic metal ADVOCATE from decatur (shit hole) IL the page isn't much to see but thats not the point we want you to listen http://www.myspace.com/advocateillinois if your on myspace add us we love to hear feedback (all music was recorded and produced by advocate)
There Is No I In Team
A Basketball Team Gangbang by pussylove69© Anne was the waitress in the pub that they local basketball team regular visited after each match. Anne was 37 and quite a sexy woman. She had black, curled hair cut at her neck and green eyes that gave her the look of a wild cat. Her body was still quite slim, but not thin to the bone at all. She had all the sexy curves at the right places. A fine, nice piece of arse and attractively shaped medium sized breasts, that where still quite firm and the bit of sagging made them even sexier. She was a single woman and always in a good and funny mood. She never objected when one of the young guys from the team slapped her bum or something else. The team consisted of ten players and all boys where between 18 and 20 – an age where guys were typically horny all day – and so were the team boys. They all were sportive and athletic. Anne loved the sight of their body. In a good mood she had promised the team to take a shower with them after the m
When It Rains It Pours
The last few days have been a sheer nightmare. My oldest daughter has been in and out of the hospital with a illness the doctors both cant deny and cant really place a name too. Although she slept peacefully last which I believe gave everyone the false impression things where turning around. Then 15 minutes before the end of the shift I get the call, my grandson and daughter slipped on the ice and my grandson wont put weight on his legs. After calming my daughter and getting her to bring him to the ER, I clocked out and met them there. It comes to find out he has broken his little pelvis and is not allowed to walk or crawl for a bit. My heart breaks for the little guy, ever try and get a 2yr to be still? Anyway as I care for them both this night, I will be saying a silent prayer of some kind that this is the end of family illness and injury. Backs out to catch sleep while I can
Fu-beggers Again...
I'm checking my friends more carefully now. Anyone that asks for fubucks or blasts or such in exchange for viewing their 'nsfw' pics will be deleted. Seriously, who do those folks think they are, paid porn-stars? Come on folks. There's tons of free porn out there. I personally am not that interested in nude pictures anyway, and don't care if you have any or not. BUT if you ask for payment, GOODbye. Have a great day.
To My True Friend's
MyHotCommentsI'm in a V.I.P Contest and i have to get 14,500 comment's to reach my goal for my first V.I.P . So if you could just come by and leave a comment or two that would be great . I wanna give speacial thank's to the people who have already helped me out as much as they have. Thank's to the speacial people that I love so dearly and i know you guy's are true friend's.Much love to anyone who help's and the people below Be a true friend come by and help me out
Sister To Sister
(First off as a disclaimer.. this story is about incest.. if you don't want to read it.. I understand and those that do.. Enjoy) Touch the Darkness Sandy had just stepped out of the shower and started to dry off when Lynn, her sister, came pounding on the door. "Sandy, hurry up, I gotta go." Lynn yelled through the closed door. "I'll be right out" Sandy wrapped the towel around her wet body and opened the bathroom door. Lynn ran past her and hurried her out by closing the door. Sandy looked at the closed door and said “Shouldn't have waited so long." She chuckled as she proceeded down the hall and into her bedroom. She dropped her towel to the floor as soon as she got into her doorway, leaving her milky white ass flapping in the wind. Sandy had always been the type that hated clothes and anything to do with them. Her mother would constantly tell her that she belonged in a nudist colony or something. Sandy clicked her fan on lay across her bed. The cool air fel
Falling Prey...
Sometimes I think I am so naive, and other times I think I am really just stupid. About some things... I am a person who is very big on communication. I wither without it and where there is no communication, inevitably relationships, friendships and even the workplace suffer for the lack thereof. I suppose some could say that is a sign of weakness, however communication is as essential to everyday life as water is to plants, flowers and trees...without it they will perish. What I fail to understand, and ultimately hurts my heart the most, is why some refuse to communicate "honestly". Why do they think they can't say what's truly on their mind? I welcome it, I welcome honesty and straight-forwardness. If I ask you a question, I want you to answer me truthfully. I don't want you to sugar coat it and I definately don't want or deserve the silent treatment. I honestly don't think it is too much to ask of anyone, especially someone you're in a relationship with, to communicate t
Bail
This is fun to do. Just read the offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 - Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH , p
Please Help--ill Make You A Tag With Your Name~!
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Buy Me!
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-13 23:12:49')
****just One Minute Of Real Love****
Sometimes when you Love Someone with all You are...Heart, Mind, Body and Soul, You start wanting to protect them and spare them from any Hurts, Rain or Troubles. It comes from Wanting the Best for them and willing to Turn the World Upside down for them. It is an ureal expectation and even though your mind knows this, your Heart still tells you to try Everything to help them and spare them any Pain. You try to find solutions for their problems when all they may need is your silent support. Even words used to comfort can come back and bite you in the ass because you are in a different place then they are and are in a different mindset even though you struggle mightly to be next to them. Hell, you would even take a bullet for them if you could to spare them. I am learning about Real and True Love. ....Peace
Auction For Meeee
Wanna own me? Well now you can! Heres the rules... http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1283778&albumid=794000&i=2131113235# And heres where you can bid on me!.... http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1283778&albumid=794000&i=4077072574# Happy Bidding! ;) bIANCA
Auction
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-13 23:12:49')
Hey Ladies.....
shed some light on this for me...dont just rate or read the fucking thing...leave a comment too: now mind you, here is my disclaimer...not all women are like this but i have damn well seen it a lot. here goes.... what gives you the right to be a bitch douche-bag just because you are "engaged"? i notice, especially with young women that you get a big fucking shit chip on your shoulder when you have a boyfriend or a fiance....maybe i am bored and just want to chat. so fucking what. i dont give a flying fuck if you are with someone or not. try this...if you dont want to talk to me then dont. its easy...dont answer...its your loss of course because nickle bag whores comes a dime a dozen. maybe you looked just skanky enough for me to talk to. anyway, a good majority of you ladies are fine upstanding citizens. somebody pissed me off for no good reason and instead of getting in a retarded internet fight i decided i vent on this blog and ask for some opinions. so throw me a fricke
Omg Why Did I Agree To This One Again??? Lol
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar
Hearts
hello out there to all u nice ladys..i wanna let u all know there is a guy on here that is hurtful and disrespectful.. full of lies and games..just be on the look out..he shouldnt even be called a man..a child still is what he is thank u thick_66
Where To Begin....
Well, it's a new year, a new chance to screw things up... hahahhha I've been bumming and finally got my head out of the neither regions and back on my shoulders. I got here in September and had to get settled in, get in my routine and all. I'm not big on the holidays so it wasn't rough for me to be here instead of with family. I just need time to adjust and find my place in this group. 4 months later I'm still the new guy but then most of the guys have been here a couple of years together so I'll have to put in some more time. Work is great. I don't have a micromanaging asshole busting my back nor do I have co-workers who do my job so no one to train or to try and educate. The Air Force people can be a pain but they pretty much leave me alone and don't share information. It used to bug me but now I figure, what the hell? If I don't know about something, I can't get all pissed off that they are doing it wrong right? lol We had some comedians come by on a USO tour a couple of day
Life Is Bitter And Full Of Pain.
I don't know how I don't know why? Memories of long years gone by, We sit and dwell upon the past, My goodness don't those years go fast. So many dreams we don't fulfill, Instead life can be a bitter pill, Just when we think that our life's alright, We are knocked down whilst in-full flight. We never know what is our fate, Till alas it is too late, We promise to try and not shed those tears, But life has lots of dreadful fears. Through all the experiences we have been dealt, Pain and sorrow have been felt, But everyday is a brand new dream, Boosting up our self esteem.
Im Up For Auction
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Comanche Moon
Why doesn't the new six-hour miniseries, "Comanche Moon" also directed by Wincer from McMurtry's prequel novel, move me as much as "Lonesome Dove"? This production has the advantage of a screenplay by not only McMurtry but also Diana Ossana, a team that has produced one superb western novel, "Zeke and Ned," and an Academy Award-winning screenplay for "Brokeback Mountain." It also has some fine actors, particularly Steve Zahn as the young Gus, and Val Kilmer, looking as if he's having more fun than he's had in years, as Inish Scull, a Yankee-born Ranger captain given to spouting epigrams from the classics. There's also Wes Studi doing his usual effective turn as an embittered tribal chief, and Adam Beach as Blue Duck, the character who turns into the renegade played by Frederic Forrest in "Lonesome Dove." (Beach, who played Ira Hayes in "Flags of Our Fathers" and an Eastern-educated Indian in last year's "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," seems liberated by getting to play a bad guy for a
My Niece...
Well I'm back home now. For those who didn't know, I just spent the last three days up in St. Paul at the hospital because my niece is up there. She is doing a little better and I just really couldn't afford to continue staying up there now that the seizures have let up, they haven't stopped completely yet but they are down to around 10 seconds long instead of 1-3 minutes long. THANK YOU to all who have been praying for her, please keep her in your prayers because we still don't know why she has been having the seizures. And please pray that the medicine doesn't stop working this time like it did last time and them come back full force again. The past three day's have been so unbelievably hard, I never could've made it thought the last three days without God helping me, watching her have those seizures just broke my heart. I posted a photo of my niece in my photos if you'd like to see who you've been praying for...I will be adding a new one soon that I took at the hospital. Anyway I am
Intelligent Link Of The Day... 1/14/08
http://www.ubu.com/sound/burroughs.html william s. burroughs reading various excerpts of his writing
88 Precepts By David Lane
88 PRECEPTS by David Lane (P.O.W.) Member of The Order Until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, every writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in flames because Races, Sub-races, Nations, and Cultures are being forced to violate their own Nature- ordained instincts for self-preservation. Many men of good
Its Never About Material Things And The Sacrifices I Would Make!
When I am with someone They will have my undivided attention No matter where we are at No matter how far we are If its on the phone Or in my car You will have my attention If I can get your attention I will make a attempt to hold your heart I would rather be at the beach Staring into your beautiful Brown eyes Then walking in the mall and thinking about what stores to go into If we were at the beach, I could sit next to you and stare at your beauty All day till it would time for me to take you home Being in the same room, same area with you Breathing the very air you breath Makes me enjoy life knowing I am with you I would rather be the poorest man in the world Then a rich man with no one to share my wealth with I would rather struggle with you Through your hard times and times of need And hold you when you need me the most Or even to hold for one of those *Just because* moment Is worth more then anything in the world
A Sad Story With A Happy Ending
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: Oh, God, please spare my boys! She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been,But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was traveling alone, But when they turned to ques
Time To Move On....
I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I am better off being alone in life. I know that sounds dramatic but it's true. I'm tired of drama, bullshit, lies, games and the like to want to deal with so called friends and relationships as a whole. That's all I'm going to say on this subject. So, for starting a new year (late as it might be) I will be taking down my fubar page. If you want to keep in touch I'm all for that. So, January 31st after I get home from work I'll be taking it down. If you are wanting to keep in touch, send me a message between now and then and I'll shoot you my number and email address. Katherine...
Lonesome Dove
The 1989 miniseries made from "Lonesome Dove" isn't merely, as many call it, the greatest TV western ever made, it is flat out one of the greatest westerns ever made, providing what I would argue were career-defining roles for Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall as Woodrow and Gus. That "Lonesome Dove" isn't instantly recognized as simply a great western is due largely to the director-worship snobbery of most film critics. Simon Wincer's career has mostly been spent as a TV director, but if you played "Lonesome Dove" for an audience of Martians along with Eastwood's "Unforgiven" and Costner's "Dances With Wolves," I'd bet they would prefer "Lonesome Dove" as much as I do. In fact, the film of "Lonesome Dove" is one of those rare movies that is just about exactly as good as its first-rate literary source, mostly because it had the right actors and stuck to the novel. By Allen Barra
Pic Of Cave For Background
please go into my pics and look at the cave folder and see which one i should use a my lounge background Puma's Lair Lounge, if you have a better cave please let me know thank you. please leave your comments
Women Make Me Sick
why do women always bitch and whine like crybabys? then they say one thing but mean another?
Something To Offend Everyone!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What is! the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? ! Because it's worth it. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intenti
A Look At France Through My Eyes!
On January 2, 2008, Lindsey and I accompanied by our parents left for the DFW Airport. We arrived and got everything squared away with plenty of time left to spend with our families without saying goodbye hurriedly! Around 12:15pm US Central time, we said goodbye to our families and set off through security. Our flight for Houston would be leaving at 1:05pm US Central time and we were so excited! We sat waiting impatiently for the boarding to begin. When they called our row… we quickly grabbed our things and hurried to the plane! We boarded and OH MY GOSH… The plane was TINY! It was only 19 rows long and 3 seats wide. We were in row 17 and in the 2 seats that were together. We only thought we’d be in the front of the plane! It was the most cramped flight and uncomfortable flight ever! Lindsey and I were both praying that we would get to take a different plane to Paris, France! After being in the air for about 50 minutes we landed in Houston. We quickly de-boarded the plane and heade
Later My Friends
I am deleating my acount if anyone wants me let me know I will give u away to get intouch later
Friends,,, Yeah Right
you know what I wanna know, for all of the people who say oh you are so wonderful I would do anything for you, for all of the people that say they want to date me, for all of the people who say they are my friends no matter what and they will be there for me whenever I need them and I am there for them.... where are they now? why aren't they hear when all I need is a hug and someone to help me get through a really crappy day? and for those of you who read this and want to bash and call me a sniveling little bitch.....say what you want I don't care anymore.
Fallin
here lately ive found someone that treats me soooo good. i havent known her long but it feels like ive know her forever. It's been soooo great getting to know her and talking to her and spending time with her. We have sooo much in common. I dont usually fall for people fast but i can honestly say that i am falling for her. Theres something really special her.
Sex On Da First Night...who Is Easy
m so sick and tired of people calling females easy because they decide to get some on the first night...why is it men are "players" for doing things females are considered whores for? why is it ok for men to be hit it and quit it on the first night but not a female...not sayin i want u thirsty men to hit me up and lets do it but its just something that i've always questioned why do men get away with things we get clowned about
Why R U So Stupid?
What is so hard about being honest? Really do guys think we r stupid? Im not sure if they get better or worse with age. I just know that all of the guys ive dated and most of the guys i know r really fkn stupid! Guys women have and all ways will be smarter than u so please stop thinking we r as stupid as u:)
Auction
Im on auction. come vote on me!!
Missing My Friends!
I have only been away from Jax, Fl for about a month now and I miss it already. I miss hanging out with my friends, going to ritual with them, KARAOKE, festivals. I miss it all! I was hoping to be able to go back once before we moved to Italy, but now I don't think that will be possible, because of money. We are now living in the hotel on base and that is going to cost us. I just wish I could wrap all you guys up and take you with me! I wont even be able to visit friends and family in GA and AL. Oh well I did say my goodbyes, I'm just going to miss everyone. We have less than 30 days before we leave and I am anxious and excited all at the same time. I just can't believe this is actually happening!
This Experience Was ....
I've never been stuck in any place...well, at least, after I realized, I can fight for a different direction. I'm not feeling the experience as Good. When people are stuck in ANY place, they've forgotten the "Power" in their "Voice" and the "Power" in one's "Actions". There's always a way out without killing yourself...Yesss, there IS always a way...It can be as simple as saying,"NO, STOP, NO MORE"...Any suggestions? What else? "Fine! I'll find my own way out"..."See you turkey's passing through hell"...Hey, my Smith and Wesson has gotten me out of some ugly situations...Of course....I did NOT harm anyone but...folks were a(ware) I was being rather serious...If I'm protecting my Life, of course, I don't mind dying or getting shot in the cross fire... Now, at times, people must (mirror) situations to shift a positive exchange...At times, face to face silence works like an invisible mirror...Just people people are walking; it doesn't mean they're not in a coma...When people say, huh? Wha
Inventory
Heart drawn in steam on a bathroom mirror, My left eye revealed in the path, red, teary, It swam in its own vat of acid, I swear, Then the whole picture erased in the swipe of my towel. The nail paths aren’t deep and purple anymore, I think of you less and less, my lips smile sometimes, My fingernails don’t scratch my skin to rid myself of you, I am learning I can do that in my own time. I look at the body rejected by you, It swells in places bodies shouldn’t swell, Has bumps, lumps, striated in places, I wonder how, with all this fat, Anyone will ever see my heart. My shoulders still bear white paths, they Criss-cross in their own illustrations of pain, The nails that ripped meat, bleeding, crying, Pull the pain out from the inside, give myself something To cry for; something besides my soul can bleed. My mind is not sure of itself any longer, The cognitive processes that thought in lines, pace circles, Never ending in circuitous labyrinths of cognition
What Do You Do?
What do you do when the world pulls you down when you try so hard to smile but all you know is to frown What do you do when you want to stand tall when you want to be happy but you constantly fall What do you do when everythings blaimed on you when your hearts so shattered and you finally have the pieces but not the glue what do you do when the worlds crashing down around you What do you do When he says "I Love You" What do you When you know wat you need When you know your in love But youll never be free
How To Become Red From Sin
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Love
When you love someone so deep That they become your light, And before a dream, You whisper their name in the night When their voice is heard As they say the words "I love you", And you lips begin to tremble As you reply "I love you too" When everything else freezes In that one moment in time, And as if loving one another Is a committed crime When nothing in the world matters, But only the two of you, Its so easy to believe That the love you share is true When theres a day without them, And you feel you want to die, For they are your heart, your soul, And your only butterfly When the slightest touch Brings little tingles of joy, And you feel the affection created By a girl and a boy When its their only breath Of air you breathe, And every night,its reflections Of their beauty inside you see When they promise you the world, Then slowly fade away, The once bright light Turns into a darker day Its those days there without them, So empty, you cry, For they
For All The Ladies Who've Had Their Hearts Broken
Send this to the asshole and see what he says.... Sometime ago we both said "Goodbye" 'till this day I still cry, I really wish it could've turned out better, but that all changed when I got your letter. "Goodbye", it said, "There's someone new , I'm no longer in love with you....", On I read Fighting back the tears , forced to face the worst of my fears, all alone with no-one to turn to while all along thinking of nothing else but you. But I won't give up, and I won't give in , now that you're gone , my life's starting to begin, I hope you're happy wherever you are just stay away, and stay real far.
Stronger
Anticipation
a mountain high and clouds above he takes me to this place i follow him, anticipating my heart a frenzied pace and thru the clearing we stand alone the view before us grand he turns to me and pulls me close and intertwine our hands i gaze into those lapis eyes and lose myself complete and kiss his lips and squeeze him tight driven by my pounding heartbeat so sweet his kiss, so hot his breath our tongues twirling, teasing fast our hands embracing, tugging clothes this moment here wont last we fall to the ground and writhe together passion, faster, harder, grows the fire within becomes the hourglass and pulls our bodies in tow I roll him over and i slide down kissing down his chest licking, nibbling, teasing him aspiring to be his best he grabs my hair and pushes me down across his stomach smooth i drag my mouth across his flesh and make his body move i move my mouth down until i find his chalice waiting there with hot warm flesh and sweet wine to taste an
Take Me As I Am
When we lay here, I think of how much you love me, I can't help but shed a tear. I know you love me, But how can I know, That you won't leave me here, That you won't set me free? When I sit alone in the rain, I think of you, And how you've caused me so much pain. Nothing you say or do will make me better, It's you who stays locked in my thoughts, Who I'm thinking of as I get wetter. The thunder roars at me telling me it's not over, Telling me that I need to find my love, So that I may cry on their shoulder. But when I look to the sky, I see only death, In the black clouds, wondering why. Find my strengh and courage, Standing up looking over the edge. Watching the angry waves roll in, I peer to the horizon, And find my heart to be in runes. Don't come back, Because if you do, Your heart will break. I will not be here, Waiting for you. I will be no more. Save yourself and don't retreat, For all you will find is my grave, Carved on it: Rest In Peace. I Lov
What Is It?
its nothing what i fear its something i dont want its not that i dont like it its from what i need.. will you ?
This Person...
"footsteps Of Honor"
FOOTSTEPS OF HONOR Current mood: optimistic Category: Writing and Poetry I hear the songs of the Whispering Wind. I feel their chants brushing against my cheek. I taste their rhythm in the words I speak in song, And take in its lessons to balance in flow, leaving my foot steps behind in harmony. I hear the dance of the rain making its way, dancing on the roof tops of our Mother Earth. I feel her gift of cleansing, and feel my spirit growing. My spirit soars with life flowing through in veins. leaving my foot steps behind in Honor. And if I should happen to fall behind, I will take all my reminders in hand, and place them in heart. I would plant another seed of growth, and take in all that needs to be. Leaving my foot steps behind with self respect. Knowing that I am always two steps ahead.
Remember:
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won'tmake you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is o
Please Keep Casper Aka Ben In Your Prayers!!!
Please keep Casper aka Ben in your prayers Much love Ben get better Soon if you dont know already Please read the bulley below Casper ~ S.E.R. ~ Security ~ Lounge Expert ~ Fu-Slave to PlumSexy*Glossy DJ ~@ fubar
Women Are Crazy (you Have To Read This)
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. S
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Hope
It is only through darkness that the light can be seen Encompassed by darkness we reach for our dreams Reach for the light, go to it You'll find that the darkness will fade just a bit And eventually it will all go away And not darkness but love will guide your way... Java Jan/2008
My Company Info
I've been in the roofing/waterproofing/construction industry for about 27 years and counting. We do all types of repairs/remodeling, both new and old systems. Well versed in every category of construction, we offer professional 10-50 year factory NDL warranty systems on residential, commercial, and industrial projects. Up to 10 year company warranty available upon request. Factory Certifications: Firestone Red Shield Master Contractor GAF Elite Master Contractor Duralast Systems Inc. John Mansfield Inc. Hydro-Stop Waterproofing Systems Inc. CMS Metal Products Inc. Many more certifications available upon request. These just name a few establishments.
Come Vote 4 Me The Red Bike
Why Do I Even Try
Man why do I even try to join anything on this site...????????? Man I join a bomber family and I let the owner know on the 7th it was this weekend and low and behold not one person in my famly did the contest for me and hell it wasnt even posted to the family I was in a contest this weekend..Happy Fucking Birthday to me huh?>?????? Just wanted to say ty so much for helping me out everyone....YEAH I had a lousy 5 freaking comments.
In The Years To Come
Some things I miss now that are already gone Sometimes I think there was something more I could've done It's on my face all the time I know that luck isn't always on your side Move on but don't leave her behind at the start Life is too hard to pull yourself apart It's a long way down to the bottom I'm looking at what once was the sanctuary Have we really gone this far? So far from where we were There are only so many words we can say Before this castle starts to crumble Maybe in the years to come You and I might meet again When our little worlds won't shatter Every time we just speak Every time we get close Every time I try to reach out Maybe it won't collapse on top of me So far away And here where I am And there where you are I wish you can hear me say...
Mortality
What is it to stare your own mortality in the face? To look down the long corridor of life and be able to make out the thick black door at the end. I sit here alone tonight, contemplating mm own demise. I look the picture of health don't i? Pretty pink cheeks and glistening eyes. You don't see it do you? The festering black hate that is burning within me. The silent killer. Cancer. Betrayed by my own body. I was 24 when i was first diagnosed. It was a long, hard three year battle out, but i made it out alive. Now...four and a half years later it has reared its ugly head again. Its worse this time. Its slimy tentacles spreading deeper and faster. I stand on my battlefield...my duel with death. I walk ten paces ahead, turn, draw, and shoot.......slow motion.....who will fall first.....
Positive Living!
~I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.~ ~Learn To Live-I Have~
Harassment
so here i reject this guy nicely, and he goes and creates a mumm about whether i'm a guy or a woman? LOL, whatever right? I ignore him, i thought I blocked him.. but now i see that i get messages from him and his fubar girlfriend. http://fubar.com/user/1134341
Trucks Or Cars
So ladies, trucks or cars for the boys.. Need some imput on whats hot and whats not. I am thinkin about gettin rid of the truck but havent made up my mind yet.
Lets Bomb Them
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Facts About Neville.
*Facts About Neville* Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom. * Neville urinates Felix Felicis. --Demetriuous Lymon * If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win. --Celia Quillian * Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Neville Longbottom bites the heads off of Hippogriffs. --Andrea Spraycar * Neville is one-eigth centaur. This has nothing to do with bloodline; he once ate an entire centaur. --Jamez McShane * Neville Longbottom sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled bad-ass wizarding ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Neville Expelliarmus'd the devil's ass and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play Exploding Snap every second Wednesday of the month. --Callie Lawrence * The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the pres
How To See My Nsfw
if u wanna see my nsfw there are two ways one u pay me fubucks or u let me see u nsfw pics simple isnt it
The End Has Come...
My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne So much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh, oh oh... Let's talk this over It's not like we're dead Was it something I did? Was it something you said? Dont leave me hanging In a city so dead Held up so high On such a breakable thread You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be You were everything, everything I ever wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh... You've got your dumb friends I know what they say They tell you I'm difficult But so are they But they don't know me Do they even know you? All the things that you hide from me All the shit that you do You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be You were everything, everything I ever wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it And all the memor
Name
What Gay-Marie Means You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are
Status/thoughts/feeling Great In 2008
I've moved to the Tampa/St. Pete area. Staying with a friend until I find another place. Dancing at a topless club, making some $, LOVING it! Finally connected my computer up, should be back on regularly now. I miss my friends in Atlanta, but I've missed my online friends more...
Judith
You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you Your Lord and your Christ Took all you had and Still you pray, you never stray You never You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all for you Thank your God Your lord, your Christ He did this Took all you had an
Playoffs
I was upset yesterday for the Seahawks losing their game against the Packers ... what a storm. Oh well... there is always next year and then I have the Arena Football League season to look forward to in March now anyway. But, both of my teams won today that I was cheering for. LOL... both Manning and Romo had their feet pulled out from under them by playing an under dog team. I love it. Maybe next year Romo... but that is 2 years in a row you choke in the playoffs in the last minute of the game. I hope now that the Chargers pull the rug out from under Brady and pack them away. I am sick of hearing about the Patriots. Blow them over Chargers!!!!
Imagine
imagine theres no heaven its easy if you try no hell below us above us only sky imagine all the people living for today imagine theres no country it isnt hard to do nothing to kill or die for no religion to imagine all the people living life in peace *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one* imagine all the people sharing all the world *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one* imagine no posestions i wonder if you can no meant for greed or hunger a brother hood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one*
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Black
Pearl Jam LYRICS "Black" (live) Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah... Uh huh... uh
Stitches
If it stayed i'd never leave it If that turned around I'd grieve the special dirty things that we used to talk about I mean that loving you is strange And adored by me throughout oh no it's you again Someday soon you'll find that someone Waiting for the chance to beat you Drooling on the set to feel you Blessing you with every kiss Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Such the patient one who needs me The spoiled one who wins So shocking where's your sense Don't you know i hate you, ohoh Unsatisfied,you little girl. Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
Just More Boredom
1. Do you wear a name tag at work? Nah, my name is embroidered on my shirts oh then there is that damn card thign I am supposed to wear 2. What kind of car do you drive? Jeep Cherokee Sport right now 3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell? Hehehe, chicken or beef supreme chalupa 4. Have you ever had a garage sale? Uhm, I don’t think I have, couldn’t be nice to people that long I don’t think 6. What kind of dog do you have? My doggie was my inter-species soul mate and I miss him greatly 7. What's for dinner tonight? Nothing, maybe some water 8. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? It was either a Bacardi and Coke or a Jager Bomb 10. Last time you were sick?.. This weekend 11. How long is your hair? Long enough to wrap your hands in a few times 12. Are you happy right now? Nah not really 13. What did you say last? No idea actually 14. Where did you go last? I came home 15. Do you drink beer? When I want to 16. Have your
Sadness Within
Sitting here in the dark Wrapped up within the shadows I've become quite good friends With this emotion called Sadness It haunts me all the time While I am awake and asleep Never is it ever gone To leave me in a seconds peace Alone or with friends and family Sadness finds me all the while And crawls into the furthest corner Of my slightly disturbed mind and soul Sadness is killing me every so silently Eating me up alive from inside Is there ever going to be a time When there is a break from this sadness?? Will I make it out alive This time as I have before Just to live with it yet again In another day and night of life?
Getting Lucky
A guy had an interesting experience recently Involving an "older" woman he met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was Drinking quite a bit and, while they were Chatting, she came right out and asked him If he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a Mother and daughter threesome. He said no, but she might be able to talk him Into it. So she slams back one last drink, Wipes her mouth and, looking directly into His eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on the Hall light right as they enter her place, and she Shouts upstairs: "Mom! You still awake?"
States Within The Usa Need To Rebel
States within the USA need to rebel By Jim Kirwan 13/01/08 "ICH" Bush & his Bandits have been watching too much FOX Television. Someone needs to tell George that he’s not living an episode of “24,” and that his view of a national threat is being influenced by believing in too many of his own skewed fantasies about national security. (1) In view of yesterday’s declaration by the Media that ‘all States will comply with the National ID Act by this coming May, or their citizens will be refused permission to fly’—The governor’s of the States within the United States need to rebel, as a body, against this completely unwarranted ORDER from the White House via Michael Chertoff, whose own US citizenship is in doubt. (2) When the Decider took away the State’s National Guard Units, to use them for his private war on Iraq: Bush violated both the spirit and the reasons behind the need for the National Guard in the first place. There are over two and half million men and women in US
Hi All
Ok I am back at this and I am going to try it again lol. I am not here for all the drama bull ****. I am here to meet new friends and connect with some old friends. I might not be on here every day but, I will get on as much as I can. A little about me I am a father of 2 beautiful boys and I guess you could call me a workaholic lol.I am single and looks as thoe I am going to stay that way.
I Aint Quite This Stupid...someone Else's Story
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I wo
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A Good Man
I would just like to find one guy out there that knows how to treat a woman right. I have only found the guys that know how to beat on a woman or cheat on them... And now i know that it will be harder to find a decent guy because i have a child. Most men sees a single mom and run. I just want one guy who wants to be with me and only me and doesnt put their hands on me and of course they will have to except my daughter. So if anyone knows where there are some decent gusy please let me know....
Men
Why are men such ass holes? Why do they think they can love you day and hate you the next and then you come back the next? Why do women go back again and again. Why all the games? What ever happend to LOVE. HONESTY. TRUST. What happened that in todays world real relationships are rare and precious? And why is it that when you find this person you are supposed to be with they are not ready to be with anyone? Oh I know cause you werent meant to be to begin with.......
Desire
Eyes staring from across the room. Shared smiles, as butterflies dance in their bellies. A song only the two of them can hear. The anticipation of her touch. The desire to feel his lips pressed against hers. The secretiveness and lies that line their story. Together, They drown out the saga that surrounds them. For a moment, They are one. They are happy. With a sudden touch of the hand she is drawn back to the reality that sits in front of her. Drawn back to the sadness and hurt that consumes her. She takes a sip of her beer trying to drown the emptiness she feels. Turning back to her escape every so often with a smile. Longing to hold him. The desire to be happy. The desire to be one. written by binnieblueyes copyright 2006
Just Curious
is it me or did i piss someone off on here? i got like 5 people that talk to me on a daily basis where did everyone else go? "sniff's armpits nope clean just showered" any suggestions?
Du Bist Das Beste..
THIS IS THE LYRIC OF A GERMAN SONG WHICH I TRIED TO TRANSLATE , A WONDERFUL DEFINITION OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE I found a treasure...and this treasure carry your name So beautiful and precious…not all the money in the world could pay it up You fall asleep beside me…I could look at you all night long To see how you are sleeping and hear your breath Until we wake up in the morning You took my breath away again…. If you lay beside me I cant believe it…. That someone like me….have something beautiful like you You are best that could happen to me It feels so good how you love me I forget the rest of the world if you are with me I cant say it enough…it is nice to have you Your laughter makes me addicted…like it is not from this earth And even if your close-by would be poison…I would be with you until I die Your leaving would destroy worlds…but I wont think about it It is tooo nice with you and spend love to each other… Recharge my st
Will Make For An Interesting Year
My husband is singing in a band called PsychoMagnet(check them out DAMMIT)and it is going VERY well. T.J.,his guitarist Guy and our friend Bill just started a new project today on the side.Yes,it will make for an interesting year.If anyone out there has contacts within the college scene in and around Pittsburgh,please contact me,we NEED u! The side project is an acoustic thing and we will be looking to book some shows in the next 2 months.I'll keep everyone updated as shows arise.As of right now,PsychoMagnet is playing at RPM's in Bridgeville on Feb 16th with Ashes To Ashes and ZILCH,will be a VERY good time.Hope to see you there!
Just A Boredom Thing
1.How many people have you kissed in this month? Hmm, well I honestly have no idea, dman New Years Eve and al 2. What's your middle name? Oh blah blah, it’s Ivana 4. Where will you be 12 hours from now? I hope in bed . . . *wink wink* 5. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?: Fuck no 6. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?: Gonna go out on a limb and guess clothes 7.Wheres your girlfriend/boyfriend at? The girlfriend is probably at home, the wife is at home, the bitch is probably at home . . . Hmmm, notice no man mentioned here folks . . . *sigh* 8. Are you on a desktop or laptop? Desktop 9. Does anyone hate you for no reason?: Oh I am sure they do 10. Can you make yourself cry?: Why would I want to? 11. What are you planning to do today?: The day is over I plan on trying to sleep at some point though 12. Play an instrument?: Play with many things 13. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?: Sure why
I Would Like To Trade For A Blast
if anybody would wnat to trade fubucks or 100 11s for a blast contact me about this i figure 300,000 fubucks for a week blast let me know what you think
50,000 Names
Changes
Just a note to see who read blogs and who is really a friend, i will be going throu my family and friends lists yet again while i still have my VIP,,, i will be deleting those who DONT * visit me * chat to me i dont want any point whores here who just added me for points and rates. If u havent read or visited me in a week i will be deleting u from my lists and i will be readjusting my family lists accordingly. There is so many cheats on here aswell, if u have no salute and i added u before i wanted them as a prerequisite u will be deleted also, i will NOT be supporting FAKE accounts I thank all those who regualarly visit and talk, to u love ya all and u all know it,. Bites, hugs, nibbles and smooches to all those who are TRUE. To those who are fake, i guess u dont even know because u dont even know i have written this Take care blessed be dark dreams Manda,,,,aka VixenParanormalGoth
Vaction For Them
I Make Tag's
hey ya'll i make tag's and i was thinkin about makein the for 5 fubuck's or if they are clint wantin it really really well thin 15 fubuck's but the one's i all ready have on my pro is a no sell tag's but after tonight that's how much they will be
Lets Level Punk!
Baldpunk needs a little help in leveling, lets go blow his page up! **BaldPunk**Manager of Spirits Den Lounge-Co-Founder of Spirit Levelers**@ fubar And come check out the hottest new lounge on fubar! Come on by our lounge, Playing Jokers Snake Bite radio network! check us out for some good company and music!! Click the banner!
Why Theres No Point Anymore In Talking
well as u can see from the title im stressing out for a few reasons.one the man im seeing is not telling me what hes thinking and thast wha tken used to do and it pissed me off and it pushed him away from me so im not gonna let that happen again.theres something on his mind and he wont tell me what it is.hes taking his ex girlfriend to the marine corps ball and she may not be able to come so hes stressing about that and is worried that if she dont come that i wont be able to find a dress and all that stuff in time but if she dont come i will be able to find a dress in time.he wont have to worry about that but her name is already on the tickets and she already has a plane ticket to come here so he might be worried that he will lose his money.but if he opens his eyes and sees that im here it wont go to waste but idk if he does see it that way.hes not talking to me for some reason.i went to crybabies tonight and i danced with one guy but be4 i did i went to him and told him about it and h
The Perfect Night
The perfect night starts off with me in my Sunday best waitting for the knock on the door, which would be the women of my dreams and the love of my life. The dinner table is set, candle lit of course. The meal that I worked on all day, just so that it would be perfect. The smells of the stuffed pork chops fills the house. The salad is fresh with many of her favorite toppings adorning it. The chocolate moouse cake looks like hell, but im still happy with it because I knew before I started it that I wasnt good at icing cakes. After dinner came the movie. Nothing special, just something to do while the food settles, plus it gives us time for cuddling that I have longed for for some time now. After the movie was a short walk to the candle lit bedroom. The candles lit up the room so nicely. The bed was made up with candy, a rose, and a gift for my sweet. After I give her the long full body massage that lasted for hours and that made her feel so relaxed and comfortable we sl
Iuno.. Good Quote
"They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them."
Sorry
Just wanted to say I have not forgotten about any of you just been busy with sick child and myself. We are in the middle of a remodel so I am very tired. xxoxo to all especially my family and friends!
This Is From Sin Derella Before She Left
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
What Love Is To Me
here is just a few things i think what love actuall is when you find true love. when people talk about love they talk about feelings and thast about it,when i think about love,i think its alot more than feelings.theres heart and soul put into it, fear and tears,and laughter and sillieness. wanting that person around all the time, cant live without that person, cant be without that person cant imagine life without that person, want that person to put there arms around you and kiss you, have a warm feeling inside when you think about that person, smiling when you hear there name, seeing there face everywhere you look, feeling them everywhere you go,
Kids
kids Current mood: annoyed if you have kids and dont want to take care of them than why did you have them? WHy did you lay down and spread your legs? why are you sending them to someone else to take care of them instead of you? i cant stand people who pond there kids off. You made your own bed so lay in it and step up and be the grown up and raise your kids yourself
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The Ones That Run To There Mothers
the ones that run to there mothers Current mood: annoyed i cant stand the people that run to there mothers to solve there problems. You moved out and went on your own than deal with your problems with out involveing your mother. She has other things to worry about than your problems. And if you cant than i feel so sorry for you
Is Love Real
I just wanna know if love is real? cause I have a friend that need to know what to do...
I Hate Liers
i hate liers Current mood: annoyed i hate lies and fakes and those that talk about you behind your back.If you can tell me in my face than keep your mouth shut, THan when i confront you about it dont lie to me tell me straight up what you said and why that you said it , And than i wont be your friend anymore because you cant be trusted and if i dont have trust in you than dont need you,. If i cant rely on you when i need it than i dont want you . I have a life that i need to take care of i have kids that need me and i dont need all the bull shit or the drama that you can leave home to your moma
Enter If You Dare....
imikimi - Customize Your World
~*~abc Game~*~ Get Your Fu Bucks
ABC Game I am starting a new game here on my page that I think will be fun and fu-profitable. Its very simple really everyday (every 24 hours) I will post a new picture with a letter of the alphanbet, all you have to do is post pix, or comments, or whatever you think will impress me that pertains to that daily letter. Ok so its fubar gone sesame street! I am the sole judge so anything goes (no NSFW)... post great graphics, tell me a joke, comment bomb whatever you think will work. I'm an old softy but I don't impress easily, so you have to use your imagination. Everyone who participates will get 50 fubucks, the daily winner will receive 100O fubucks and thier name will go into the final drawing. The final drawing will be for 10,000 fubucks and a 1 day ticker. Simple enuff? Only other requirement is you must rate/fan/add me. So lets get started, I will post the first pic ready for your creativity, at midnight(EST))01-14-09, so get to it! ~*~DJ LuAngel~*~Ozz
Hello
K just so everyone know's i know im hot! I don't care wat ppl think about me! I have a man so it doesn't matter wat anyone says!
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Riders Edge Course
I am so excited. I just passed the 4 day Riders Edge Couerse at American Eagle Harley Davidson. I have not ridden for nearly 25 years. Have been passenger on back all that time. Now I am ready to go out and get me a New Harley. I am so excited.!!!!
Mumms
not sure if people can see my mumms
The Nasty Fucker ( The Mom Fucker For Real)
THIS IS WHAT THIS NASTY FUCK SAID TO ME AND I QUOTE "->txjewel22: well do you fuck your mom ->txjewel22: you would fuck you mom ->txjewel22: that is just gros TroyR: ok ->txjewel22: what TroyR: k -> txjewel22:NO TroyR: :) TroyR: can my mom lick it ->txjewel22: hell ya TroyR: do u like another woman to lick ur pussy ->txjewel22: mmmmmmmmmmmm i like that TroyR: watch another woman to lick u" SO IF YOU SEE THIS NASTY FUCKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!! DONT LOOK BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!! IT IS THE NASTY MOM FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Bored 4
Friends Friends are people you really know Friends don't lie Friends don't cheat Friends stay til the end Friends don't use you Friends don't talk bad about you behind your back Friends care about you Friends love you no matter what Friends like you for what you are Friends are people you really know
Some Quotes I Like
Bare with me im bored if I mess any of these up let me know. I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude. Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. Let the spirit out - Discard all thoughts of reward, all hopes of pra
We Kick Ass And The Best Ya'll
HEY I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU KING OF FUBAR 2007-2008! THANKS FOR A GREAT CONTEST IT ONE OF THE BEST I DONE SO FAR! PRIZES WILL BE DONE ON FRIDAY JANUARY 18, 2008! BULLETIN ALSO POSTED WITH WINNERS
Friendship
I love you, as the Friend you are, i could give my life for you! and all the world too! i might not have the world, but what i have you can have, you'll always be here, even when your not around, i'll send you my love, till the end of the world, and I'll always be here, till is time to go... But from than, I'll be here!
Leaving
im going out of town on the 18th through 23rdish i dunno im going to washington d.c but u can call.....if u dont have my number u can ask i suspose if u really need to talk to me....
In Luv With A Beautiful Women.
i am totally in love with my fuwife, bbG . she means the world to me, and she is the most wonderful women. she has made me a better person and has shown me the light at the end of the tunnel.i truly respect and appreciate her. i am posting this blog cause i want every one to know how i really feel about my fu wife.
Mom Knows All Dont Bother Lying :d
Mrs. Smith had always suspected her son, Mike, was having an intimate relationship with his roommate, Jennifer. One night, Mike invites his mother over for dinner. All thru the night, Mrs. Smith watched Mike and Jennifer interact, and was pretty sure there was more than met the eye. Mike saw his mother watching them and assured her that they were just roommates. A few nights later, Jennifer went to Mike with a problem. "Ever since your mother was here for dinner, I have been unable to find the gravy ladle. Do you think she took it?" Mike replied, "I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her and ask her anyway." Mike sat down at the computer and composed the following e-mail: Dearest Mother, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, since you were here for dinner, we have been unable to find the ladle. Love always, Mike Two days later, Mike received the following reply from his mother: Dearest
Have U Ever Missed Someone Soo Much?
I miss my daddy...:( I want to see him and my stepmommy Jenni. I am most definately going to see them this summer..i cant see myself going another year without seeing them...I love you daddy and Jenny!!!
Sisterhood
If you should feel sorrow or pain, Let me share it with you, And hold you close, If you should feel happiness or joy I will rejoice, and we will dance and sway, laughter our song of praise Every tear that you weep, I shall catch, and turn them into rainbow gems, Place them in Mother Earth Where they shall grow and bloom, Every smile that you smile, Ten thousand of like kind, Will lighten many a load, And travelling at the speed of light, Will return to you threefold, We are joined through sisterhood. And generations of women gone before, We are as individual as the sun and moon, But tempered of the same fire, Therefore we are as one, For as surely as the Wheel does turn, We cannot shed this 'knowing', Our power is in our strengths combined, We are Woman... And in that word, Are the ties with which we're bound.
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Contest Update!
hey all! i hope everyone had a great weekend! mine was awesome...filled with a whole bunch of laying around being lazy :D:D so, i want to thank all the contestants in my hottest mummers contest...you guys are awesome, and have been doing so well!! here are the standings: pebblesinaz - 518 votes misterfeet - 294 votes kristen victoria - 257 votes the bully - 243 votes dan727 - 218 votes alice in wonderland - 193 votes ********************************************** those are the top 6 right now in the standings! dont forget to let your friends know...THEY CAN COME BACK AND RATE AGAIN A WEEK AFTER THEY RATED THE FIRST TIME!! the contest is now closed to new entries. :) if you have ANY questions at all...please send me a shout or private message :) thank you all. i love all my friends!! have a great week :)
Said Sadly
So sad to see the colts lose today. So to cheer myself up I figured i would post these facts about Bob Sanders. Tom Brady is allowed to live because Bob Sanders doesn't hit women. Bob Sanders is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate the Chiefs. Bob Sanders once looked at Edgerrin James funny. That's why EJ's in Arizona. When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up, but pushes the earth down. Bob Sanders makes Chuck Norris cringe in fear. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live. Bob Sanders puts the laughter in manslaughter. 70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Bob Sanders. LaDanian Tomlinson wears a tinted visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eyes. Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther. Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Why Is It...
i continually believe in the good intentions of others? give people the benefit of the doubt? choose to see beyond their own limiting definition of who they are in the world? i really wish i wasn't such an optimist bc alll that happens is i get leveled in the end. the bitter taste of copper pennies gets tiresome pretty quickly. this isn't poor ms. suesy freaking sunshine who's had a bad day. a lot of people assume looking at me that i have it pretty easy. if by easy you mean having nearly died a number of times, survived horrible traumas and paid my own way since i was 16, then sure. the less we assume of each other, the sooner we can get down to the important things in this life- like learning to live with diversity... among many many things.
Interesting In Going To The Game This Weekend?
i got an extra ticket for the Green Bay Packers/New York Giants game. booked a flight for myself and hotel. anybody interested in going? hit me back.
The Birthday Massacre-blue
Plastic blue Invitations in my room I've been waiting here for you Reservations made for two Sunlight fading Black tongues speak faster than the car can crash You supply the rumours and I'll provide the wrath Romance is breaking every heart in two casting shadows In the pale shade of blue Plastic blue Conversations in my room Saving every tear for you Trusting every word untrue Twilight fading Fate changes faster than the death of light You provide the envy and I'll provide the spite Reflections cutting every face in two Casting shadows in the pale shade of blue
Right Now......
Right now, I could just scream, till I have no voice left... At this very moment I hate life and most of the things it has to offer... There are a few things that are keeping me sane though... I just hope this winter stuff hurries up and goes away.... I feel my skin crawling and I am trying so damn hard to beat this battle today, but it's slowly but surely taking it's tole... I can't stop the tears that have no purpose and I can't stop the thoughts that make no sense... I pray the winter goes by fast, and summer comes quick... I will win the major war but am losing todays battle....
Intro...
Ok. So since your here, reading this, I figure I'll clue you in on me. Please don't think at this early point in our relationship (lol) I'm going to reveal anything too deep or meaningful. I can't give away all my good secrets all at once now can I? Anyway, like I said on my profile, I am married to my best friend. He's a wonderful man and I couldn't be happier. Between us we have 7 kids, ages ranging from 8 to almost 15. I'm can be very abrasive, I tell it like it is..especially if you've pissed me off. But on the opposite side of the spectrum, I'm a very good listener, extremely protective of my family and my friends. I really enjoy writing, it's my "creative outlet". Feel free to comment on my blogs. I can take the criticism. I'm only here to chat..I'm not looking for anything other than friends. I have no hidden agenda, so if you do, then I'm not interested. If at this point I haven't made you feel totally alienated, and you still want to chat, feel free to drop me a message.
Getting Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
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A New Drink....
Subject: New Drink A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the ! salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it... In one
We Call It Acid.
Another fun Sunday comes to a uneventful end. Yay. And no,I could give a rats ass about football. Watching steroid ingesting thugs chasing a ball on a field isn't my idea of fun. Moving right along...... I've been on a real downloading spree (legal downloads mind you). I've managed to snag some awesome Acid House tracks as well as mixes. There's not much in life in that makes me smile or jazzed...but this stuff does. Nothing like the syncopated beats of a TR-808 / 909 drum machine and liquidy,bubbly,gurgling sounds of a TB-303. Really get's my juices flowing. --------------- And now for something completely different.... A few days ago, the idiot upstairs decides to pound my doors...yelling that music is much too loud. I say through the door..It's not even on 2...it's 8 pm, get a grip and go upstairs. He yells some more. I say,look dick, I never say anything when you and that thing your with have these knock out drag out fights and toss things around. And it sounds
Son Of Sam/ Question In Contract Law
In the 1970's New York imposed the Son of Sam Statutes. 40 other states soon followed suit and passes similar laws based on the Son of Sam Statutes. These statutes basically kept criminals from profiting from their crimes by being offered book or movie deals. The statues stated the if a criminal made money from accepting a book or a movie deal then the profits from it went to the victim or to the heir of the victim ( if a conviction was made) . If there was no conviction then the money went to pay off the public defender and what ever else was left went to the defendant. In 1991 after much pressure by criminals and publishers the Supreme Court Ruled that the Son Of Sam Laws were unconstitutional and violated the criminals freedom of speech rights. Opponents of this decision believed that lucrative book deals would cause crime rates to increase because it becomes profitable. So basically the Supreme court decided that even criminals should be afforded their rights to freedom of speech.
Giveaway!! Please Help
I am in Achilles' giveaway and I need to get 10,000 comments and I'll get a VIP, so anyone who can help please do! Courtney
New Classes
This term taking: Sociology Contract Law The Paralegal Professional
Quartet Typesetting
Getting much nearer to being done with typesetting the 330-bar first movement of Jadassohn's first string quartet. 70 bars of cello part to go, and some neatening up of the other three...
Jan 13 Romantic
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Sunday, January 13: Lighten up, especially when it comes to your attitude toward this relationship. You don't have to start acting like a clown, but do make an effort to see the funny side of things. It'll give you much-needed perspective.
Hope And Humility
Many people believe that such things as money, possessions, good looks, intelligence, and even power are the measure of thier lives. None of these is inherently bad yet none can predict happiness or instill a lasting sense of worth. What if you were to awaken one morning to find that your wealth and power has vanished? What if your attractiveness faild and your intelligence falterd? Would hopelessnessand despair overcome you? God places little importance on outward appearances or the size of bank accounts. He measures your life and hearts by a different standard. He teaches you that humility leads to greatness and that you achieve true succsess when you give yourselves to others. No measure other than the eternal love of God is a true measure. God examine me and know my heart test me and know my nervouse thoughts. See if there is any bad thing in me. Lead me on the road to everlasting life. Pslam139:23-24
News That Is Good And Bad
Ok. Today is the 13th so I guess I should update everyone on what is going on. First of all, I took the pregnancy test on the 11th and it showed up a faint positive. The problem occured yesterday. I started spotting and fearing the worst, I had Erick take me into the hospital. Well, they did not tell me that I was having a miscarriage. They told me that the blood pregnancy test came back negative. At leat it did not come back saying that I was going through a miscarriage. That made me feel a little better. The problem is that I was so excited about the thought of having another baby. Erick was also excited, but was relieved to hear that I did not go through a miscarriage. He also proposed on the 11th. I told him to ask me on my birthday seeing as how that was the original plan. He does not have a ring for me yet, but that will change once he has the money to get one. I don't mind waiting for one. Well, he is sleeping for a few minutes while he can. He has to work tonight. I feel bad th
Terminator The Sara Connor Chronicles
Watched the pilot for this tonight. They do an excellent job of staying true to the movies. My favorite character is the terminator played by Summer Glau, River from Josh Whedon's Firefly. She is kick ass and serves and John Connor's protector. Its a good setup in the pilot. Kind of reminds me of the old Incredible Hulk. Framed for a crime they didn't commit, they are running from both the law and the computers. I enjoyed the pilot and look forward to tomorrow night!
Making Babies
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor
Go Red ... Tip From Sin Derella
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Dr
I still don't know anything . I go back to see a specialist Thursday and then I see the orthepedic specialist again on the 28th.
Bite Me
I am sooooooo over men right now!!!! next guy that says Baby I love you I'm going to knee him in the balls. I'm so tired of all the games, bull shit and lies.
Soldier
There is discipline in A Soldier you can see it when he walks, There is honor in A Soldier you hear it when he talks. There is courage in A Soldier you can see it in his eyes, There is loyalty in A Soldier that he will not compromise. There is something in A Soldier that makes him stand apart, There is strength in A Soldier that beats from his heart. A Soldier isn't a title any man can be hired to do, A Soldier is the soul of that man buried deep inside of you. A Soldier's job isn't finished after an 8 hour day or a 40 hour week, A Soldier is always A Soldier even while he sleeps. A Soldier serves his country first and his life is left behind, A Soldier has to sacrifice what comes first in a civilian's mind. If you are civilian - I am saying this to you..... next time you see A Soldier remember what they do. A Soldier is the reason our land is 'Home of the free', A Soldier is the one that is brave protecting you and me. If you are A Soldier -
Plenty Of Time
Time is both an enemy and a friend. You do your best to conquer it and yet it continually slips through you fingers. You measure up your life your successes and your productivity in terms of minutes hours days weeks. You often lose your hope in the future and in the fulfillment of your dreams as time passes. God Isnt subject to your concept of time for he is the master of the universe. When you place your trust in him you can know with certainty that you have all the time you need to do what he has created you to do and that you have plenty of time to become all that he created you to be. Your brightest hour is always ahead never behind! LORD I trust you. I have said, "You are my God" My life is in your hands. Psalm 31:14-15
Psalms 23 (for Work)
The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He/She gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. She/He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining. He/She reminds me that She/He is my source and not my job. She/He restores me to sanity everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor Him/Her in all that I do. Even though I face budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating supervisors, challenging, sometimes violent patients, difficult, often arrogant doctors, and an aging yet fit body that doesn’t cooperate every morning, I still will not stop --- for She/He is with me! Her/His presence, Her/His peace, and Her/His power will see me through. He/She raises me up, even when they fail to appreciate me. He/She claims me as Her/His own, even WHEN the healthcare system breaks down and threatens everyone. Her/His faithfulness and love is better than any bonus check. His/Her retirement plan beats every 401k there is! When it’s all
Starbucks
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted > to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that > they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the > Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that > Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they > would not send the troops their brand of coffee. > > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them > by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the > open. I > know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but > that doesn't mean we don't support the men and women on the ground > fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. > > If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can > discard it and no one will never know. > > Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll ! all be there > again when I deploy once more. > > Semper Fidelis. > Sgt. Howar
How The 7 Dwarfs Got Their Names !!
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a fuck. So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck! She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke. Then stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven Dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven! Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny need a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop you pick!" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that!" "Not there, that me arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL! Unless you're fucking queer!" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave
To Lay A Kiss On Your Lips.
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grew and surrounded me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile
Can You Hear My Heart Break
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts As you walk right by me Without a single touch or word the aching in my heart becomes far from absurd How can you say you love me Without a care in your mind except for you selfish complications and self endulgence that you find How can you even look at me And not see what others see I am still the same person you married Mean while you act like you are free How can you say I have changed When I am still right here Watching you become this other man And watching the man i married, disappear. In these words that write with tears running down my face My heart is now completely broken and now all i have is an empty space So tell me, how does it feel to be the one that causes such pain To take my heart and completely destroy it as tears fall out like rain Does it give you more justice knowing that I truely loved you for the first time in my life i thought that this would be seen through. So now that you know I
Winter Theme Contest
iam in a winter theme contest will you please help...here is my picture for the contest.. Sweetlips [ fubar.com photo: 4026134068 ]
I Just Dont Understand
MOTHER IN LAWS: ROBERTS MOTHER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY TRYING TO CONTROLL ME! WHAT AM I SOPOSE TO DO? HERE IS THE SITUATION: IM 20 WEEKS PREGNANT AND IM WORKING FULL TIME! SO WHEN I WORK IM AT MY DADS HOUSE AND WHEN IM NOT IM AT THEIR HOUSE, WELL THE PAST WEEK I HAVENT BEEN OVER THEIR BECOUSE I HAVE HAD FAMILY AND FRIENDS THINGS TO DO! SHE CALLED ME YESTERDAY AND TOLD ME THAT IM SPENDING TO MUCH TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND NOT MY BOYFRIEND! WELL ME AND ROBERT HAVE ALREADY TALKED AND HE KNOWS WHY I HAVENT BEEN OVER THEIR THAT MUCH AND HE HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH IT. WHEN I CALL TO TALK TO HIM I NEVER GET TO, THEIR IS ALWAYS AND EXCUSE ON WHY I CANT TALK TO HIM! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE! I LOVE HIM MORE THEN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE HIM BUT IM SCARED THAT I AM BECOUSE OF HIS MOTHER! IS IT WRONG FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BE THEIR BECOUSE OF HIS MOTHER? BUT IM ALWAYS GETTING TOLD THAT I CANT DO SOMETHING, SHE IS NOT MY MOM SHE CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! RIGHT? I HO
Cleaning Poem
Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer "yes" He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work.. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site That I got SO way into... I was into it all night.< > Nothing's c hanged except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney.
Miss Theam All!
href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmZyZWVjb2Rlc291cmNlLmNvbQ==">Myspace Layouts FOR MY SISTER LOOKING DOWN I MISS YOU FOR GIVE ME To the ends of time I will love you my friend knowing that your gone leaves me bend An angle to me you were so kind Raising my sprits with ways i can not find Over and over the days with you replayed Loving you so much wishing you would have stayed i crossed a line which i know not fit Now each day i die a little bit An empty void replaces what i feel Growing sadder and sadder,will i ever heal From the feeling of love i felt for a friend who is gone.
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Romance
I have been watching movies alot lately do to not really being able to do much. I still feel like crap and am high on meds that none of this will probably make since. The movies I am watching mostly have some kind of romance in them. Its becomeing frustratin because I start to doubt the idea that I will ever be inlove again and that that special someone would be inlove with me. There are so many factors it just seems impossible. You have to find someone that you connect with on every level of who youare and them to you. You have to be able to trust them with all you heart and all your life. There are just so many damn factors its enough to drive me insain. I am not even sure why I am going on and on about this. I guess just to vent and say if its worth it some kind of sign would be nice.
Echo Rocks
Sexy M.I.L.F. contest has started I need all my family,friends and fans to help me out. Copy and paste this link to get to my picture :) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=782026&i=3549244384 For those of you who have already helped out...you freaking rock!! Thank you so much xoxo
Gy!be.
The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel, and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. And a dark wind blows. The government is corrupt, and we're all on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down and the billboards are all learing and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles. It went like this: The building toppled in on themselves, mothers clutching babies, pick through the rubble and pulled out their hair. The sky line was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal streching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange haze. I said 'Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truely the last days.' You grabbed my hand and we fell into it like a daydream or a fever. We woke up one morning and fell a little further down. For sure it's the valley of death. I opened up my wallet and it was full of blood. Godspeed You! Blac
Religous
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17k To Level 23!!!
Please help level ronja!!!! thank you!! *~Ronja~ *Property of Birk**PLEASE READ PROFILE AND TAKING CONTEST ENTRIES**~@ fubar
Giants!!!
Hey how about them Cowboys lol!!1 Who thinks hell break up with Jessica Simpson now since they lost But hey how about them Giants!!!!!!!
People Are Lame
So lately I've been paying more attention to mumms because everyone seems to be so into them. At first I found them amusing...Then I quickly learned that these so-called mumms are all the freaking same! And most are just stupid little polls that are not used in the way the mumms were intended for. And what is up with "fu-marriages" that is just so stupid. I roll my eyes every time I see "so-and-so's fu-wife/hubby". And the desperate point whores..."I will not add you if you do not fan and rate me" and there's, "BOMB ME!" Other than that...and maybe a couple other things...I still get amusement out of this site. I should go back to my "To each his own" way of thinking...But I just feel annoyed tonight, so I vented just a bit lol :P
Very Very Bad.....
so I don't get it, I see all these people bitchin that they can't find a nice guy or nice girl but then I see all of these people on here advertising that they are said nice guy or nice girl. Who defines what a nice girl or guy is? because honestly I know alot of people and they CLAIM to be nice and not be able to find anyone but honestly they are shallow pricks who are only lookin out for themselves.....hmmmm I think im bitter today hee hee hee
Lonlyness
I think the lonlyness is starting to get to me.I have friends and family.I have roommates who stay around me all day.Yet it's not having a woman who loves me that is driving me crazy.Not having that type of compaionship is what sucks right now.Hell i would even settle for a night with my ex. Yet i would shoot myself before that happend.I just need to find a woman who I can get along with.Someone who I know won't hurt me. yet the best chances of that is finding a nun who's ready to convert.
Leaving This Site
Well everyone, after a few weeks of making some good friends on here, I have decided to leave this wonderful site. My ADD is just too profound to keep up w/ the busy-ness of everything on here! I's been fun and I've met some intessting peeople along the way. Anyone intersted in staying in touch can add me on Myspace-just send me a Myspace message and let me know your from here, as I don't normally add strangers. I'll be on FUBAR until the end of the month, so stop by and say goodbye if ya want. Otherwise, it was great knowing you all, and good luck in whatever you do! CrazyWhiteMan Myspace profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14147297
Wal Mart Experience
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at WalMart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I t old her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my behind and a car hit
Stopping By 2 Say
Stopping by 2 Say Shhhh baby, it’s only me slipping in to kiss your lips of wine. Touch about your body with my fingers as I pass by your hot body of sin. I pause to lean near your ear, I gently bite it and than say, “I only came by to say I was thinking about you gain in naughty ways….Care to play with me?” Go……Muahhhhhhhhhhhh. Awww thanks darling. Was it good for you as it was good for me? Baby don’t you want me, need me, love me anymore? Or has our time pass by so much in this lifetime, you have pass me by like ship upon the high seas of life that will always be passing by in fear to dare what might be for us? @ @ @ @ Yes it has….so shall we dare to refresh it? Can you handle that? I am sure you can, you are someone that seems to be able to handle all of me… *Winks” And grabs the fine butt as I pass you again. So once again darling, I just stopped by to say…. I am always thinking of you. ©2008 Firestar
Poem: Suffer
SUFFER You left me to suffer On the cold damp floor of my conscience Knowing how much it would hurt How much I would scream in the night But you left knowingly Now my world has hardened Harder than a rock Never to be broken again Left in the silence of the stone layers I scream for you The more I scream The more layers are added The less you hear me You don't think to care To wonder Or even feel The pain I go through for you You left to never return again Wanting to hurt me You left You hurt me like I never thought possible Deeper than a cut The more I scream The more I bleed I bleed when I think of you How you left The floor dampens with my bllod and tears Always flowing Never Stopping The floor dampens the more I scream The more I care The more I think The more I feel for you I'm trapped Trapped by my pain Never knowing when it will stop I wait By: Bobbie A. Walde
Nothing
A call from the past from that which didn't last blindsided me with a buried desire stirring ashes where once was a fire. Yet I feel nothing. Evil lurks in the shadow of beauty, death always follows life and love has become a modern day strife. To suffer those eyes, lonely night cries and a glimmering promise of sugar covered lies, Yet I feel nothing. Darkness stares from a mirrored glance as thoughts of lust instead of romance filled the image looking back at me, void of life, void of glee. And yet... I feel nothing.
Entangled Desires
Her hair long and dark Her lips molded so soft and delicate Her tongue so moist and passionate Her kisses last forever r When I held her,  her back molded into my hands Her eyes danced with mine Her breath soft warm and delicate Her hands so warm and comforting Her breast soft and succulant Her pussy so nice and trimmed Her pleasure lightly escaped As my tongue danced around her treasure Back arched lifting her pussy to my lips Soft teasing circles for her treasure to softly escape Her honey dew so tasty and intoxicating Her moans so sudden and inviting kissing her as my fingers roamed around her clit  Kissing her mouth deeply and intense Her eyes gazing in the back of her head Her hands clinching the sheets wanting more Lightly stroking her skin delicate fingertips sending electricity through her body Orgasm after orgasm, she is drained from my passion Kiss after kiss, entangled in our desires
My Soulmate
The green sparkling sea reflects in his eyes His lips are like a new summer rosebud His hair is like the jet black coat of a panther His skin feels like the finest velvet And is the colour of fresh cream His cheeks are tinged with rose And he is my soulmate When I look at him I think I'm with an angel His love surrounds me like a golden aura It will never leave It warms every inch of me It makes me whole Because he is my soulmate When we touch The golden fires of love bond us When we kiss The red fires of passion engulf us I want him Always Every day I wish to be one with him And I will be one day For he is my soulmate He strips me of the barriers I build up He strips me of the clothes that hide the real me And in our naked beauty we will join togther God and goddess let it be He is my soulmate
I Just Wanted To Kiss You
I just wanted to kiss you To show you my love That burns like sulphur Within my heart I just wanted to kiss you To show you That I am yours forever And you are mine I just wanted to kiss you To placate our long friendship To cement our union There and then I just wanted to kiss you And touch your lovely chicks I wanted to caress you And feel your body I just wanted to kiss you And feel your tongue in my mouth And mine in yours The warmth I just wanted to kiss you To feel the tenderness Of your soft lips Against mine I just wanted to kiss you Because it felt right It felt like the time to do so It just felt right I just wanted to kiss you And put my loving arms around you And feel your heartbeat In a warm embrace I just wanted to kiss you To kiss you and kiss you Because my lips were burning with desire I just wanted to kiss you
Part 2
i guess i constantly keep thinking it....and im hoping that its just not words...i hope that im not being to forward and i believe that the meaning behind these words are geuine...they are for me and they mean very much to me this whole having your peorid shit is a bitch...and i yea it is what it is a chick thing... and i should just shut up and not contuine this blog but i want to write something...and i feel so stupid for everything i want to say..but i cant seem to keep preoccupied long enough to not think but .......god...eventually ill come out and say it in fustreation***.....BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Poems
SEA OF DARKNESS I feel myself falling Into a sea of darkness With no way out I try to reach for you But the harder I try The farther away you are You try to extend your hand You try to help me out But nothing you do works So I keep falling Into a sea of darkness With no way out By: Bobbie A. Walde
Yzerman In Hall Of Fame!!!
Yesterday Steve Yzerman was inducted into the Ottawa Hall of Fame. Go Stevie!!!
The Question
What can I do, To make you change your mind? What can I do, so you dont leave me far behind. I am the person I say I am. I dont play with others feelings. Emotional deciet is the worse kind, I have had it happen to me many times. Less than honest from the start, Then no room for forgiveness in their hearts. Strength I have gained from all the hurt, Comfortably numb is how I feel. The transformation from what I have endured, My soul is wise beyond it's years. We are a people, Who can not forgive. Unconditional love has left our hearts. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
The Reason
Men wonder why women cheat or turn gay They should wonder if they made it this way? Put yourself in a womens shoes One can only take so much abuse I was hit by an arrow by cupid had me thinking narrow and stupid Its funny how a guy can get us everytime without a single thought just some lame line They holla shorty your a dime or simple ask to go out sometime They call us gold diggers and whores We dont care weve heard it all before So you used to work at Taco Bell But quit cause the job was hell Naturally you couldnt support your player habits So you found me and became my baggage You argue with us all day long and hit us when we are wrong You come in late at night with a plan to make it alright You used to live with your granny til she kicked you out on your lazy fanny So keep in mind and never forget that history tends to repeat itself I mean for real what is this? You call yourself a man or is it a wish? A man is with his family whenever he can He works f
Where I Am From?
Once long ago I was born upon Earth than a few years later, I was walking down the road. I was stopped by some familiar aliens, who were upon Earth and they asked me, “Why did I seek out life here?” I stood there looking at them and said, “I came here to seek out life that knew the difference in love and hatred” so I paused for a brief moment to think upon what else to say too them, so I said, “Sorry this is the wrong planet for such a intelligent answer for people, who thinks with their asses as minds. I must be leaving now, since I have no reason to be here no more.” So I went to Wonder Woman place and took off in her plane into outer space, where everything is never the same or dull because there is no one caring what you look, do or race because no one is playing a hate upon another. I am now searching for more to take along with me. Do you dare to embrace the vast space of openness with me or dare to always be a hater? ©2008 Firestar
Crying Inside
The way that I’m feeling is hard to describe I feel lost and alone in this unbearable life My emotions are twisted, my stomach in knots I wish there was something to erase my thoughts I feel so desperately clingy I feel so free of heart If you could please just kiss me that would be a great place to start I do not like the feeling of not knowing how you feel I don’t like looking in your eyes and seeing all my fears I really feel so empty searching for the light Maybe if you could please turn it on tonight My head is all clouded my eyes full of tears I can’t hold on to this feeling for years I hope that is passes, maybe merely a phase I am ready to be out of this daze I am going to try to fake my smile Maybe that will last for a while It you think you see a smile on my face Look a little deeper you’ll see I’m out of place Maybe someday soon the sun will shine E
Missing Sissy
Just sitting around right now watching Urban Cowboy. Was just thinking to myself how much my ex looks like sissy from the movie. In many ways that movie reminds my of our life together and I miss that. We had our fights, and I think she did sleep with someone to get back at me although she didn't tell me, you could just tell. I found out after we split-up that she was seeing, well just sleeping, with a bartender at a bar near her house. Apparantly it was something she did to get back at her ex husband, and bf's from time to time just to make them jealous or just to piss them off (to spite them) she would go sleep with the bartender. sitting here now makes me think that if they made-up in the movie why couldn't i forgive her for some of the things we had fights about, but then I snap out of it and realize how wrong she was for me. It was great seeing a cowgirl and sometimes I wish I still was. The are parts of me that will always love her and miss her, but we were too different
A Man's Guide To Surviving Valentine's Day
***A MAN'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING VALENTINE'S DAY* *By Robert Kirby, The Salt Lake Tribune, The following is a basic guide to Valentine's Day survival for men, STEP ONE: The minimum requirement is to let the woman know you care. The least expensive way is to look at her -- preferably somewhere on her face -- and say, "I love you, [her name here]." If you forget her name, don't bother with the rest of the steps. You're dead. STEP TWO: A Valentine card is an acceptable nonverbal token of appreciation. Best of all, it's cheap. Good Valentines are pink with lots of lace and have cute words such as "I'll love my sugar bunny forever and ever and ever and ... " Bad Valentine cards say, "Good for one free quart of motor oil." STEP THREE: Candy. For some scientific reason that makes no sense, women regard chocolate the same way men view beer. While a handful of M&Ms is OK, women tend to expect something a bit nicer. Wrapped for starters. STEP FOUR: Jewellery. A bi
Finished At Last
Well after days of fruitless labor, and endless repetitions of the same tasks, we finally got our friend's computer fixed, and running better than new. Part of the problem was needing to wait for the parts we ordered, and my g/f insisting on trying to do some of the work before we replaced the Motherboard, CPU, RAM, and power supply. I didn't mind trying once, but after the third attempt or so, I was certain that most things would not be doable until we at least had the hardware side taken care of. So started replacing it yesterday afternoon, and I had it replaced, bios configged right, and gave it back to my g/f to do yet one more rfestore from an image to get it to boot into windows. She then finally gave me free reign to finish, and now able to delete all the extended partitions, and then create new ones to replace them as primary partitions fixed the other big problem. After that it was just a matter of moving files around, a defrag, some antispyware scans, and it was done. S
The 10 Most Important People In A Woman's Life
The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!" 6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em" 8. The mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
The King Of Fubar Is ~hippie~'co. Owner Of The Kingdom Of Wolves!
Music Video:BRING EM OUT (by T.I.)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone AND THE WINNER IS ~'HIPPIE~CO OWNER OF THE KINGDOM OF WOLVES....................................! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR
The "what Ifs"
one of my many "moms" and i were sitting down talking today of everything good and bad that had happened to us in the past..mostly the bad. wondering how we could have changed it...and although no tears were shed we were both pretty damn irritated..then she said no more "what ifs"..lifes too short to live in the past and be sad and wonder what could have been... easy to say..hard but yet easy to do.. she sat there saying how she used to have the perfect life..the family that got along, the perfect marriage, all the kids, good jobs, lots of money..and how one day it was just all of a sudden.."different"..she left her husband, lost the job, moved from place to place between shit boyfriends, started doing drugs, got her kids taken away and then unfortunately lost a son... then i look at my life..i may be young but my life hasnt exactly been the best ride ive ever rode...when i was younger i was involved, in shape, parents together, siblings that got along, had the perfect family that w
Winter Theme Contest Opens Tonight~meet The Contestants
WINTER THEME CONTEST. Contest Begins 1/13/08 @ 9:00 PM (EST) Ends: 1/20/08 @9:00 PM (EST) Most Comments at the end of the Contest will win Choice of 7 Day Blast or 1 Month VIP Meet the Contestants: RULES: · Contest open to all DEMON CREW FAMILY MEMBERS · Contest pic must keep within the "WINTER THEME". No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating.
Lost Love
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze at the stars for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal!”
Ex Love
I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart.
Seasons..
I was trying to find something to blog from some of my charming email.. But..alas.. most of what I have today is from pando.. and.. I don't want to go there.. heh.. Well..Miss racing.. wish winter would hurry and be over already. I think I was ready for spring when we got tulip plants less than a week after xmas.. a burst of spring.. I know.. when spring comes we will be bitchin.. and then summer we'll be bitchin about the heat.. and wishing for winter.. heh.. tis life even.. ah well.. well.. enough for now.. I'm going to go ponder over some of those political blogs I enjoy so much... I find something good.. I'll be back to blog..
The Sad Passing Of Common Sense.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable sessions as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-yr-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves faile
Someone Needs Fired
Someone needs fired!!! A billion - the true story about a billion Dollars This is too true to be very funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the
This Site Is Nice.....ty All
I already love this site what friendly people in here to meet wow! I feel at home ... Norma
Social Security
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives.. This is calculated on an average life span for each
Just A Click Away....
The Animal Rescue Site focuses the power of the Internet on a specific need — providing food for some of the 27 million unwanted animals given to shelters in the U.S. every year. Over 10 million animals are put to death every year in the U.S. alone because they are abandoned and unwanted. Each click on the purple "Click Here to Give - it's FREE" button at The Animal Rescue Site provides food and care for a rescued animal living in a shelter or sanctuary The Child Health Site provides a feel-good way to help promote awareness as well as prevent and treat devastating childhood illness every day — through easy and quick online activities. With a simple, daily click of the blue "Click Here to Give - it's FREE" button at The Child Health Site, visitors help children. Visitors pay nothing. The Breast Cancer Site provides a feel-good way to help promote awareness of breast cancer and provide free mammograms for women in need every day — through easy and quick online activi
Woohoo
THE ROAD TO THE SUPERBOWL RUNS THRU GREEN BAY choke on that cowboys fans :P
From My Email Campaign-to-the First Book Off The Ground And My Salutes
shit man if it ain't one damn than is another.... i have being lookin' on how i can diligently keep on building the email campaign for my modeling jobs to no success and no end to do it well.... to bring attention and a buzz to what my affiliate of g.b.i and what they stand for and what we as a group do. to make the money to start the modeling jobs early as a company we are helping the little people get financially equip for this world and being amongst the rich! please check my stash and get into what's their....there are some links some some video sites for those men that stay horny check these video links to veoh and livevideo and youtube believe it or not i found some that will help i got some other links coming up in the near future of my poetry and my stories and of my w.a.r. are comin' and other great writings and writers that i'm sponoring i'm legit....but this is is ask me to change....and give a salute i will but it is going to be in my own way and
I See Rite Aid Supports Our Troops Not
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: will u remember 2 4get me or luv me when i am goneDate: Jan 13, 2008 11:43 AMMilitary Is Our Life Date: Jan 12, 2008 7:06 PM"A Man Called Chris"Date: Jan 12, 2008 10:25 AMRite Aid Corporation policy concerning Fallen Soldier Cpl Christopher E. Mason - “is no different than someone’s house burning down”(January 8, 2008) Cpl Chris Mason's mother told Rite Aid's policy concerning the lost of her son “is no different than someone’s house burning down” by Rite Aid Regional Human Resources Manager, while our oldset son still serving in Iraq.The mother of Cpl Chris Mason (Pictured above placing her hand upon a photo of our son).Cpl Christopher E. Mason, pictured above, killed in an Al Qaeda ambush 28 Nov 2006 while moving into position to support his fellow Paratroopers.Freedom Is Not FreeMy wife and I stand at our son's grave site 02-20-2007. Rite Aid management states “Is no different than someone’s house burning down.”After several
What Is A Friend
What do you think a friend is..A true friend...Contrary to what you may define it as..A friend is 2 souls in 1 body..So ask yourself..who are your true friends...
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter . "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK,
Life.
I might be getting my life back... I hope....
The Purina Diet
I have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?) On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital like that. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the stre
Haha :)
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
Squirrel Story
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth ! opened, and at the last po
How To Choose A Wife
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for th
I Need A Drink Someone!!!
Someone send me a drink.. I am all dry over here... and i keep getting kicked outta the bar cause I ain't drinking nothing... I need something strong.... SOMEONE GET ME DRUNK PLEASE !!!!!!! lmao
Fubar Queen Of 2007-2008 Winners
Music Video:LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! (by Mr. Cheeks)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE WINNER OF THE 2007-2008 FABUR QUEEN IS MS THICKINAZZ4YOU CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR@ fubar
He Doesn't Even Wanna Talk
Well, my new love interest doesn't even want to talk. I know he's married and whatever...but he's ignored me for 3 days now. I thought we were on a roll with at least chatting and getting to know each other. He even said it felt good to talk to someone other than his wife! I'm so sad... I really like this guy. I hate it that he's married! She doesn't deserve him...
So Far So Good!!!
Ok!! I begin my PT on Thursday, and I visit the surgeon on Wednesday. So far meds. are working just great. I am in no more pain, just dealing with the numbness now. In doing research on my injury I now know that surgery will not be likely. I am healing as expected, so that is a relief to me. We will see what the surgeon says however on Wed. Hope all is well with u all.
Soulmates
I had never felt this gentle softness until now. Now with your hand touching mine, not even realizing it is your hand. All that is there is the softest, most adoring, purest overwhelming emotion I have ever felt. Softness that may only last a moment, but whose memory lingers deep inside you and changes you forever. ~*~ I had never felt the clouds beneath me until now. Now with your fingers intwined in mine, it is only the clouds that are needed to support my weightless soul. No longer weighed down with worries and frustrations, in this one single moment, there is nothing but you and I. Nothing else matters, belongs, or even resides here. ~*~ I had never felt true completion until now. Now with your eyes looking into mine, not even seeing your eyes there, but understanding for the first time that they truly are the window to your soul. I share this moment with you, knowing that my soul is as bare to you as yours is to mine, and in that one single moment, all else s
Tired
You tell me I’m great I’m someone special You can’t understand why I’m single We meet, you fuck me, your gone I’m tired being nothing I sit here, alone Night after night Dreaming of someone, who i don’t know Wishing that something better was out there I’m tired of being alone I feel a pain with every breath I feel hallow and empty No hope left to fill the void Deep breath, stabbing pain I’m tired of hurting I want to know if love exists Imaging someone saying the words That someone means them That I can be loved I’m tired of being unlovable
2008 Wa St Driving Laws/fines
2008 WA ST Driving Laws/Fines 2008 Washington State Driving Laws - Fines Another good reason to shoot your cell phone. Thought you might be interested in case you were unaware…. 2008 Washington state driving laws - REALLY WORTH TAKING THE TIME TO READ! Here are the 2007 & 2008 DATE Clarifications for the State of Washington..... they are cracking down in advance of the January 1, 2008 implementation of Hands Free New driving fines for the State of Washington.These fines went into effect on July 1st, 2007 * HOV Lane (also known as Carpool Lanes)- 1st time offense $1068.50 (note: the sign posted on the HOV lanes that says $271 is now wrong and DOT is in the process of changing them) -2nd offense fine is doubled -3rd it is tripled -4th your license is suspended for a year! (they are not playing around!) * Incorrect Lane Change - $380.00 (not using turn signal or'cutting' someone) * Block Intersection - $485.00 * Driving on Shoulder - $450.00 * Cell Phon
Casino 2
Bulletins
READING MY BULLETINS AND NOT HELPING OUT .. I HAVE TURNED THEM OFF...IF WANT MY HELP WITH SOMETHING THEN YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO ASK.....
Casino
Sunday
No football for me today. Nope none at all. I got up early as shit and went to Wally World. I got home and hung some pictures up which was cool as shit. I have some nice new art work hanging including pics of my High School and Frostburg State. Two of the placest hat really formed me. Then we went to The most awesome chink chow restaraunt ever to get some mongolian buffet. Then to Cold Stone. Now sitting at home drinking some good itailian wine with Dawn. Overall an awesome night. BTW I now like Wine, that sucks cause i can drink too much. It costs the same as a fifth of SoCo and has less affect.
Lonely
I AM TIRED OF BEEN SAD , LONELY , ALL THE TIME . I AM TIRED OF CARYING ALMOST ALL THE TIME . I AM JUST TIRED OF BENN SO SOO LONELY.
Wanna Own Me??
COME BID ON ME: EVIL A THE AUCTION ENDS FRIDAY JANUARY 18TH AT 9PM CSTTHIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH!
F*ck You Guys
Seriously dont fucking piss me off. Next person who does, everyones going to see the bad side of me. As much as I hate doing it,I will. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Rectum Stretcher
RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face - PR
Women That Read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely sh
To All On My Friends List
I wanna get to know all of you, you are on there for a reason =) I try my best to screen all before I accept. So here is the deal.... Message me - If im on I'll message you back Comment me - I will most certainly comment you back Shout me - Even just to say hello No im not looking for a special someone. I just dont want a friends list full of people I do not know. So if you are on, holla at me, im an open book so ask away =)
I Am Up For Auction
I am now up for auction in ~Pauly, sign my guestbook, FU HUSBAND TO I Am Your Addiction!!! OWNED BY SEXY REDHEAD~'s auction until the 26th. Click the pick to bid...
Happipness
A very sore subject with me is my happiness. I just can't seem to find it. Yea, I'm happy being a mommy to Kaylee & I LOVE LOVE LOVE my job but there's just that one thing that's missing.....someone else to share it with. Yea, I have interest in someone but it always seems to go un-noticed. Here lately it seems like everyone around me is happy & I'm just missing out. Don't know what it is lately but I've just been down & out about things....my friend just got engaged &she's super happy, most of my other friends are still married & it seems like I'm the odd one out here. I don't even ask for much....just someone that enjoys spending time with me, watching movies, occasional nights @the bar, doin stupid shit together & bein dumb @times while all the while still remaining serious when needed. Pfft....who am I kidding....I could'nt even hold my marriage together....maybe this is just how I'm gonna be.....bleh
Robert The Bartender
Robert the Bartender Walk into his bar where angels dwell and steel hearts melt. His whiskey is strong, But His smile soothes the powerful drinks down like honey. He got the rhythm of the bar flowing. No need for blues here. His laughter is wicked, But he got the drink to reflect what will be, if you dare. His words are not bitter or harsh. He is made full of soul for life. His drink can be deadly, Yet give a man hope for love will follow him home. If you dare to enter into this bar. Fear not. For when you enter. You are within Robert, the bartender good hands. Cause here…. You have a good friend to make your worry fade into darkness. His drink and time is always ready and willing, When you toss down his first drink for free, he will say, “There is always plenty of love here to share for all that dares to come within the bar for Angel’s and Steel Dreams.” ©2008 Firestar written for Robert
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Hey All
Just wanted to stop by and say hey every one. I am a member of Myspace.com and Yahoo 360. I am new to this site, but thus far I am enjoying it. I have already made a few new friends here. I have made the decision this is going to be my "special" page, even though I am not prone to doing such things, but hey, we need to have fun once in a while. Any how I am really a very good person and I hope to make even more friends here. Hugs all Lona a.k.a. tinkerbell
Advice On Getting To Red. By Sin!
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Can You See It In My Eyes?????
You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm talkin to you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "3 little words," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? done by christine .
January 13th
I know.. You're dying for this into my soul.. Probably not.. But lets just pretend.. mmmk? So.. I've come to realize... Is that I'll probably end up being single this entire year again. And i'm willingly being single. Much like last year. Last year was alot of kicking and screaming. I've now decided to Embrace it. With open arms!! I once realized.. When I wasn't looking for a boyfriend.. Had no intrest in one.. That i found the greatest love of my life.. Thus far... And now i'm not interested in it anymore.. Too much of a hassle. Working 80hr work weeks. And as soon as march happens. I'm putting 12Credit hours into full swing. YAY ME! Don't get me wrong I would LOVE to have someone in my life. Maybe I just need to go back to focusing on me. And my Friends/Family who mean the world to me. And would bend over backwards for me. Like I would them *cue sappy music* Man Of My Dreams, I Know you're out there somewhere. Trying to find me. But till I find you. Never give
If You Got To Believe In Something,why Not Believe In Me?
Ahhh yes, words to live by. Said by Fierce Ruling Diva. Awesome tune if you can find it. ----------- Earlier today I was watching the Bjork Stalker video. Apparently this young man was obsessed with Bjork. Watching the video diary,of this guy slowly sinking into a mental quagmire...got me to thinking (truly a first). I too am obsessed. Obsessed with the past. Things back then weren't always good or even ok...but they sure seem alot better than things are now. Way back when,back in the day, I seemed to let things slide or at least did a good cover job. Today's key word is Masking. Masking your feelings... Now,everything hurts. Little things irk me to no end. I obsess over the most trivial and non trivial things. I admit fully that I'm a mess. In a way it's truly liberating. Why fight or deny what you are? I spoke to a friend of mine today who I used to be like a brother with. We seem to be birds of a feather...massively depressed,see only the negativity. We came to
You Tell Me...
Look at This and You tell Me. Am I One Lucky Sonofab*tch or what? I have One Hell of a Woman Who Loves Me unconditionally. And I Love Her Just as Much... So all You other guys looking to chase after her... EAT MY DUST!!!! I Love You Connie.... Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com
Wiz Of Strawberry Dreams
Wiz of Strawberry Dreams Dare to be the change within my strawberry dreams of love. He is the wizard of dreams coming true. Embrace his love like a god that will make everything else fade away. Hear his whisper upon your soul that will make you heart awaken to love. For he is the wiz of Strawberry Dreams that will make your heart flutter Upon the soaring winds of love eternal flames forever. See his world of Strawberry Dreams as yours. He has nothing to hide or gain by you losing all within his dream of making you come alive. Let the chemistry start deep within a hidden desire to belong too the Strawberry dreams of delight, Where he, the wiz will make all you dreams real. Connect to what is no longer a dream. Wiz of Strawberry Dreams has come to forever love you. ©2008 Firestar written for Wiz
The Miserable Poet
I SIT HERE ALL ALONE WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK AND A RINGLESS PHONE MY MISERY COMES AND SOMETIMES IT GOES I HAVE NO FRIENDS I HAVE NO FOES IM THE MISERABLE POET WITH NO LIFE TO LIVE I LIVE ALONE WITH MUCH LOVE TO GIVE I WRITE ON THESE PAGES WORDS OF SADNESS AND RAGE AND IF U DONT LIKE IT TURN THE DAMN PAGE MY FUTURE HOLDS A LIFE TIME OF SORROW GOD PLEASE TELL ME WILL THERE BE A TOMARROW I LET LOVE IN TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE NOW IM LOST SITTIN ON THE FLOOR SO IF EVER U FIND YOURSELF CRYIN AND SAD JUST LOOK AT MY LIFE YOU'LL SEE URS ISNT THAT BAD ILL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE SO TO ALL WHO CHEATED ON ME WELL........FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
How Long
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One Of Friends And A Member Of My Family
ok now this is crap a friend and member of my family is deleting his fubar page because some ppl can't keep from copying and stealing other ppl's pic ! come on ppl can't you behave like adults and not children damn we leave my space to get rid of the childish bull shit. now the children and childish adults come here to ruin everyones fun. damn soon the only left on fubar will be trouable makers and pervs . thay deserve each other . this just really sucks adults that act like children . that is why i do not talk to very many ppl on here . and if this shit continues i'm just going to talk to just my family and block the rest. it's bull shit for adults to act that way.
Lithium
Im so happy cause today Ive found my friends ... Theyre in my head Im so ugly, but thats okay, cause so are you ... Weve broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And Im not scared Light my candles, in a daze cause Ive found god Yeah (x6) Im so lonely but thats okay, I shaved my head ... And Im not sad And just maybe Im to blame for all Ive heard ... But Im not sure Im so excited, I cant wait to meet you there ... But I dont care Im so horny, but thats okay ... My will is good Yeah(x6) (x2) I like it - Im not gonna crack I miss you - Im not gonna crack I love you - Im not gonna crack I killed you - Im not gonna crack Im so happy cause today Ive found my friends ... Theyre in my head Im so ugly, but thats okay, cause so are you ... Weve broken our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And Im not scared Light my candles in a daze ... cause Ive found god Yeah, yeah, yeah(x2) (x2) I like it - Im not gonna cra
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Missing You...
A TOUCH FROM BEING TOGETHER A TEAR FOR BEING APART ALTHOUGH YOU'RE NOT BY MY SIDE YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY HEART I love you Chris.
Do You Really Give A Sh*t?
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
To Those Who Do Not Care
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
To Those Who Care.....
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
Please Read!
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
To My Friends, Fans And Family
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
Thank You
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs
This Is So Funny
Bitch I'm From West Virginia" "Bitch I'm From West Virginia" Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part of this bulletin, but somebody from West Virginia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz w
Born In A Blaze Of Glory
Born In A Blaze Of Glory Not everybody can say they were born in a blaze of glory, Well I can say I was sort of. But to understand matters more you have to go back a week earlier. It was a normal Friday morning, Dad was off to work December was always a busy time when your a postman. My 2 older brothers to be where off to school. Mum was busy cleaning looking forward to the birth of her forth child in about 3 weeks time, although she was worried about her dad. Since the death of his precious granddaughter a year earlier all he did was sit and stare in the fire, he had taken it badly, Maureen was the apple of his eye. After getting nagged at by mum, he did what most men on Tyneside did, off he went to the toilet to read his paper. Inside toilets were unheard of in the industrial North East, they were reserved for the rich. It was fast approaching dinner time, so mum hurried to make a meal for dad coming in from work and the boys returning for dinner from school. There was no sign o
All Request After Noon
MAKE CLUB POISON YOUR ONLY GUILTY PLEASURE. THIS LOUNGE IS FOR ALL YOU THAT LOVE EROTICISM!! WHERE THE ONLY THING HOTTER THEN THE MUSIC and THE WOMEN IS THE DJ!!! MASTER TOUGH T WILL MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO HIS MUSIC . Master ToughT FU bodyguard to ICE-T@ fubar click on the pic and join this hot, erotic lounge
Crying -- Dane Cook
Loveprofile
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doe
I Am In An Auction
i am in an auction held by ohioBBW,please come and bid on me ,what i am offering is listed on my pic .you can own me for a month :D here's the link to my pic Auction - Open Until Jan 18th @ 9pm (EST) / 6pm (FubarTime)
My First Contest Entry
Hey guys! I entered my first contest on here. Please vote for me in J-Roxx's Hottest Mummer Contest :) And thanks to the people who have already voted for me. Rates only, but comments appreciated.
You Want Me??? Own Me For A Month!!!
You Want me you GOT ME all you got to do is bid!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1283778&albumid=794000&i=1592332719
Pissed Off
HEY SKULLS FROM HELL WERE DO YOU GET OFF COMING IN MY LOUNGE SAYING IM A WORTH LESS WHORE YOU DONT KNOW ME IF YA WANNA KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT HERE ID WATCH IT A$$ HOLE IM NOT A WHORE DO YOU SEE DUDE PICS UP GO F*CK YOURSELF
Own Me For A Month
click on the pic check out what the other ladies offered me so far. think you can handle me for 30 days???? click pic and have a peek
Part Six
i wake up to hearing soft voices from the other room...i yawn and stretch a bit trying to doze back off a bit before Master comes to wake me. i sigh realizing i cant. 'Master must have our evening company over already" i think to myself i start to sit up and realize Master has been watching me and most likely heard my thoughts to myself. he simply smiles and me and stands. "rest well pet"? i nod "yes my Master, this one thanks Master for allowing her to rest" he nods and stands slowly walking over to me "you are right pet" he grins knowing i know he read my thoughts "we do have company over this evening" i nod and smile again.."how shall this one dress Master"? he grins "as you are pet" i blink and gaze at him "well..almost as you are" he reaches forward and places a thin collar with a loop on it below the one that he placed on me when he claimed me as his. "there perfect" he says smiling "the others in the living room are wanting to meet you pet..i have told them all about you and wh
Have You Ever!
Have you ever been around someone and just couldn't think? Have you ever been around someone lips, soft as a rose's pink? Have you ever been around someone heart as vast as the open sea? Have you ever been around someone together forever you wish to be? Have you ever been around someone into their eyes you gaze? Have you ever been around someone piercing the soul like the sun's rays? Have you ever been around someon and choose to run and hide? Have you ever been around someon scared of what feelings are inside? Have you ever.....
Chicken And Dumplins
they turn out different every time I make em..lol
Two Old Women
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
The Jumper
Truly a Texan A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin'(ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of the Alamo." He replied, ''What's the Alamo?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
Joke
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!
01-13-08 (friends)
S u n d a y s The old Kid Rock song reminds me of Sundays - Not for the "God knows why" reference, But because I have fond memories of some friends - and that song that all tie into Sunday Road trips. Funny, back then I thought those friends -That I was out whooping it up with - Would still be my friends today. Been a long while since I even seen them ... After years of friends coming and going, I guess I should be used to it by now. I've come to expect Internet friends to Suddenly depart and disappear without a trace ... But funny if you reflect back - to those who once were so close to your heart in the years gone bye - How only a select few still remain there! Environment can cause it ... Being what happens to either or all. New friends Work Place Marriage/Relationships Geographic in others ... Being the distance, either physical or mental distance. Circumstance is usually the culprit ... You know that there's no way to
Assassin's Creed Has Officially P***ed Me Off
One mission in particular, the one where you have to assassinate this punk hiding out in a boat, is about to make me get rid of this damned game. Between the guards constantly jeering at me with "you think you can win?" while I pick them off with controls that aren't really good enough, and drunken sailors who merrily keep pushing me in the damned water where our so-called hero ALWAYS drowns, I'm beginning to wonder why I should even give a damn. Come on, Ubisoft, this guy can survive 200-foot drops into piles of hay, but he dies the instant he gets wet? I'm not going to bother getting the sequel after you wasted my time with this half-thought-out control scheme. Sure, the game looks realistic as all hell, but if the controls can't compensate for the game being a total d*ck, who cares how pretty the damned thing is? If I end up wanting to throw the game out the car window into oncoming traffic, you FAILED to make it fun.
Purgatories Revenge
Pain is what restrains me Under a veil of hate Rejection is what strains me Gambling with my fate Astonishing my insanity Trembling in my mind Orders of profanity Reincarnation of the most cruel kind Intimately yearning for a coal Engulfing fire to my cage Setting fire to soul Relinquishing my rage Enticing the demons within Vengeance is a must Escaping from my sin No one has my trust Grievance is my passion Existing is my curse Henery Allen Dannehl
People Really Need To Chill With That 'block' Button.
Seriously. I was shoutboxing a friend today. Normal right? She's one of the more popular members, you know? She can't have 2 minutes to herself because of her overflown message/shoutbox. I constantly tease her about it, cuz that is how I am. And on overage we talk every one or two days because in between those other days she usually doesn't get my message because it gets lost with all of her other messages. So today I shoutboxed her. Me: Heya! *waits five minutes* Me: So I assume your busy lol Person: Yea I am, but I have a few mins, whats up? Me: Haha. Nothing. But I noticed we have a 3 day pattern going. Fishy aint it? Person: that sounded mean to me. maybe you should find someone else to talk to And after that I couldn't shoutbox her anymore because she blocked me. And of course, because of blocking I have no way to contact her to tell her I was only teasing. So its safe to say I lost her for good. Which is a shame, because she was a pre
Maded For Wildcat
Joke
A woman is making love to her lover in her house during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball a
Mersades Christiana Aka 'xxiitalianaxb4b3'
Mersades Christiana aka 'xxiitalianaxb4b3' Apparently didn't like my "My world is empty and My life is meaningless without you" tag and felt the need to be a dumb newb and downrated it. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
Without Sparklers
imikimi - Customize Your World
With Sparklers
For The "slightly Older" Generation
For the "slightly older" generation, I think you can appreciate this!!! ENJOY!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's the summer of 1956 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invite him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, P
Scarlet Letter?
Today I awakened at my Alzhiemer's client's home to find that she is distraught over her cat. She threw her cat out the door after the cat appearing to have changed colors (say what?). She said that the cat turned pink. After seeing the cat last night myself and wondering if the cat were pregnant because she was big around, I was wondering if she meant that the cat was about to have babies or what. Still not sure what she meant, but I encouraged her to take a shower after engaging her in the Joel Olsteen show this morning and having some freshly squeezed orange juice and toast. I put out some cat food while she was in the shower after not seeing the cat myself. After cleaning up the home we left but she thanked me for everything as she was encouraged by Joel Olsteen's power talk about minimizing our adversities and putting a magnifying glass towards the bigger and better things to come for us ahead - and, she agreed the the shower did make her feel refreshed as well. We set
Silent Tears
Silent Tears A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
Kim Kyung Ho Poem
Kim Kyung Ho Kind-hearted is my bewitching ways In such Manners that kidnap your heart forever mine. Kindling the Youthful heart to surrender is my Ultimate Need within my heart that is pure Grateful for you daring too love me back in the same way. Heaven is Ours within one single kiss share between us. Knowledge of your kisses and touches up my body Is like angels singing to me with a call from My heart desire… Where you will not fade away…. From my reach within this awakening dream. Knuckling under are my legs to what your passion makes me feel. You are the only one for me Or ever need to be complete. United, we will be within this powerful love which is Like us being within paradise. Never wanting to let Go of this dream, until I have made real for both us. Can it be you feel the same as I do? How can we find
Not Mad At You
imikimi - Customize Your World
Longing For Someone
The expected day came with it came the tears. Tears of time lost to silly things, tears of feelings unspoken, tears of knowing when the good-byes are over it will be a long haul before my eyes meet yours again. Moments of down time once used to rest are instead used taxing my mind for every scrap, every tiny piece of you. Every morning I wake my first moments of consciousness are shocked with the knowledge that the warmth of your body is missing. In my mind I reach out to you, my arms ache for you, my mind is filled with the scent of your hair, and my mouth still has the taste of you. I open my eyes and reality rushes back, my body openly revolts. Talking to you over the phone is a tease at best but all that we have for now. How inadequately the words “I love you” and “I miss you” seem when expressing my longing for you. From morning’s first text messages to long late night conversations I search for just the right phrase. Voice inflection and word choice feel like such blunt instrum
Chargers Won
I'm a 49'er and Raider Fan but they aren't in playoff so Go Chargers.. I'm In Texas But Cali Teams Rock......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Suck that down
She Wont Cry
She Won't Cry You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.
Part Five
i wake up to feeling Master caressing my body..."good morning my sweet pet" he says deeply. i yawn and turn over and smile at him, my thoughts still swimming of the previous night "good morning my Master, this one will have Master's breakfast ready very soon" He nods but takes a hold of my wrist and rolls over on his back and pulls me on top of him. "but first.." he says with a grin.."i'm having my way with my pet"..i nod "of course my Master, as you wish" i smile and reply softly he must have gotten up earlier and grabbed some toys from the dungeon because quickly he rolls me over and binds my wrists with a black cord sitting on the bedstand. i smile up at him and await what he does next...he pulls me up onto my knees and whispers softly "Master is taking pet's ass this morning..." i begin to reply but he puts the ball gag back in my mouth..."and if pet makes any noise, or cums without permission she will be spanked. i nod silently and lower my head...he takes my legs and binds them
Angel Teardrops
My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. Her smile had left us without a trace. Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, often content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. Her wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. Her pain was felt throughout the land, to feel true misery is impossible to stand. I prayed so that when her hurting stops, I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.
Just A Little Support Needed
CAN YOU PLEASE RATE AND FAN THIS MAN? HE'S MISSING FANS AND FRIENDS AND A LITTLE HELP BY THE BEST OF THE FU's NEVER HURT ANYTHING... HE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE GIVEN. #1 Volunteer THIS PIMPOUT DESIGN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BOOMBASTIC: ~/~ SASSY LAURIE~/~~Please show the love!
011208 Fluffy Starr Blog
Clips to every song on the CD.... 13 The banner is on the front page and on my website. But here it the link to the new YouTube channel... Fluffy Starr Music. So there you go! For those of you who don't have the CD yet, now you can be teased terribly by what you don't have. Get off your duff! And grab one. Your life could be so much better! Really. Hope everybody is having a good weekend. I had a crazy nite last night. Like wow........ I have some pre-party video footage of me trying to make some ill-conceived drink. A few times. And then I did a jig. I think that will end up on the cutting room floor! I will post the new humiliation vid in the next couple days on Fluffy Starr TeeVee. Just about to head out for brunch with friends. Ta... x Fluffykins.
Stay
I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me? Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like being used and I'm tired of waiting It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my
Plz Help My Fu-godmother....
Could you please go show this wonderful lady some true fu-love! Plz go rate her, her things and fan her! She returns all the love and always helps everyone out on here...Thank You!!! ~/~' Sassy Laurie'~/~Club F.A.R.~The Sisterhood~D&DC~Ind. Fam.~Co-Mng. Fu-Sistas~Fu-Ownded@ fubar
It's Wanting More That's Gonna Send Me To My Knees ...
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Over You
Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought I'd doubt you, I'm better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces. I'm spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for me. Well,
$4.65 A Gallon Sounds Like A Bargain!
Frankly, I feel it's my civic duty to help support 'local' business owners... I paid $4.65 per gal for gas today at the corner gas station. They have been feeling the pinch as a lot of patrons aren't driving around as much, so they went to full service to entice customers back. Somehow the high prices didn't seem to matter as much. To ease the pain, I needed 10 gal so I went in 10 times and bought 1 gallon each time. Service station shown below:
The Top '10' Country Western Titles
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
Calling Everyone
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The End Is Near Are Your Ready
The End Is Near Are You Ready? ANTICHRIST TRIBULATION ARMAGEDDON JUDGEMENT & THE RAPTURE NORTH AMERICAN UNION NORTH AMERICAN UNION & VCHIP TRUTH PROPHECY MARK OF THE BEAST 666 FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMP Are You Ready?
Review-resturant-gaudalahara
i enjoyed this mexican resturant. good food and service and the prices and portions worked for me! its on river side at the 48/13 turn off across from big lots.
Hand In Hand
Laying underneath the stars, On a warm silent night, Your arms are wrapped around me, And everything feels right. You kiss me sweet and softly, I feel your warm gentle touch, You help me feel protected, Under the sweet, night-sky rush My world before me is perfect. There's nowhere else I want to be, Except laying underneath the stars Hand in hand, you and me. Just when everything is perfect, And you seem so delicately sweet, A rush of wind comes past me, As I'm swept beneath my feet Nothing could be more right, There's nowhere else I want to be. Let's take a walk, my only love, Hand in hand, you and me
Hippie Witch Meets Vampire By Irsis
I believe we are all taught to think in a box. We never really have serious thoughts that are out of the box. Really thinking that vampires exist is thinking out of the box. A hippie witch is always having out of the box thoughts. If a hippie witch decided to prove that vampires exist, this is what would happen. First off she would become single minded with the purpose to prove at least to herself that vampires exist. As she gets consumed by this thought the people in her life who only have in the box thoughts start to fade from her awareness. If she is at school her grades will suffer until she has to leave school. At home her parents will try to get her psycological help and maybe some kind of drug to get her mind thinking back in the box. But nothing seems to stop her single minded purpose. She has to leave home and finds a job at Mickey D's flipping hamburgers and still gets rejected by the in the box thinking people around her. Then she finds herself on the side of the road some
Review-bar-o'conors
this was a nice little place on the corner of exit one and trenton. the service was great, the dinks were resonable and the music fun. if you get the chance go have a drink
Indradragon
OK.. I have this friend who is the most awesome person in the world. Jason aka Indradragon. He is currently in Iraq and I appreciate him and every other military personel who has the courage to do that, to keep the U.S. safe from terrorists. So, show this man some love, add him, rate him and fan him. Him along with every other military person is why our country is safe right now and why we have the freedoms we do.. here is his link.. Indradragon - In Iraq.....please send love.@ fubar
Review- Movie- Sweeny Todd
i loved this movie. even if youre not a jonny fan, or like musicals, its funny dark and entertaining. and not to mention thatjamie, campbell bower is a major cutie who could sing my name any time! lol
1 True Light
You are the one true light in my life, Though I never tell you enough. You are always there for me, Even when times get tough. You are my sun, my moon, and my morning star, Shining down on me, To bring comfort from afar. When my day is gloomy, And I seek inner peace, I remember your smile And all my troubles cease. You are the love of my life, My heart and my soul. My beloved wife, To have and to hold. I could search the world over With all of my might, But find none that compare, To you, my one true light.
Review-movie- I Am Ledgend
it was a well done remake of omega man, i recommend seeing it on the big screen though. and its quite loud, i dont recommend small kids, but teen would love it. and damn my boy will is hot as always...lol
True Love
The gentle breeze Of butterfly wings Stirs memories of my youth And sweet perfume From fragrant blooms Drifts over the morning dew Alone at last On our bed of grass In a deserted meadowland I know in my heart We'll never part All I want in life is this man The aching bliss Of my lovers kiss Brings shudders of pure delight With his tender caress My love I confess And our passion is quick to ignite Like flower leis And daisy chains Our bodies lay intertwined From this day on Our hearts become one Our souls forever combined
Demon Hunter - Deteriorate
Time has had it's way with me. My broken tired hands cant build a thing. The wires that have held me still embedded now in flesh to find my will. The idle of my days is won, the empty I have fed has made me numb, Despite what you will find in me. The failures of my past just swirl beneath. [Pre-chorus] I need a heart that carries on through the pain When the walls start collapsing again. Give me a soul that never ceases to follow, Despite the infection within [Chorus] Our careless feet leaving trails Neverminding the fragile dirt we all end in. Our careless feet leaving trails Neverminding the fragile dirt we all end in. This is where I find my fall the cares that held me alive dont work at all. And every step away from here is closer to the plague I hold so dear. I need a heart that carries on through the pain, When the walls start collapsing again. Give me a soul that never ceases to follow despite the infection within Awaiting my
Nothing Intelligent To Put Here!!
Oh wow. Another reflection of life. This was well thought out in the shower today. Honestly though, society is a bunch of whiners. Everyone complains because they don't have this or they don't have that, get over it you could be starving in a third world country. How about I give you your Ipod and we ship you off to Iraq? Or try living in Africa. Come on people. We over-react when we have relationship issues too, it's not the end of the world, honestly. I was thinking about it this morning, 2 years ago something happened to me that changed me forever, I'd say the most traumatic experience in my life, maybe not for someone else but for me at least, I think something truly painful like that puts everything into perspective. You learn that break-ups aren't the end of the world, missing your favorite t.v. show just happens, Not winning something isn't so bad. And like oh my gawd I totally chipped a nail. I think the spoiled whiny brats of the world should form a single
Stoned Moments
Wasted timE Drifting thoughtS Awakening hope springs newfound meaninG Priceless artwork painted by the years of pain and heartache, souled for just one more chancE Perhaps there does lie meaning behind our liveS Even if it is just to lonG The longing is what drives us, every single day, behind the scenes, it pulls our stringS No matter what person, no matter what life, in any situation it is the longing which drives uS
Lustly Scented
With the colonge of his lust piercing my mind, stimulating the ancient ruins of my memory in the swirl of sheets, a dingy hotel room became His palatial bed while rummaging in the glittery gutters of my multi-fasceted carnal mind I am enamored once again with the danger of entangling bodies with the wolven. Throaty growl, primal in instinct, enveloping over taking the swelling pleasure cupped close over running the mind ability to speak clearly dark utterances became our communication needs as I breathlessly give in the rapture of your touch moaning lingustics speak volumes of fabled beliefs enriching the feelings and emotions pounding into my overly sensual needy heat I crave the carnivore you have become arching my back to feel the full depth of the escaping essence held by embracing your kiss. My lotus blooms before you in delicate aroma Sweetly spreading, succulent, something to savored my divine nature filling in the longing blanks for my salivating yet s
Wtc Conspiracy
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I Moved Out!!!!
Well I moved out of the old house and in to a much better place I live with co workers of mine that I work with the house is so clean it feels good I have a hot tub a liviing room i can add my own things too things are great so far!!!! I live in Taylorsville Utah Now
Lend Me Your Hand
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I Am In A Contest And Need Help!!
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Show Me Them
ok guys i wanna see what u got...send me pics of ur cocks,i know plenty of u guys got them so i wanna see them...just send me a message with the pic and if i like it u will hear back from me
Part Four
i breath a long but soft sigh, hopeing strongly to myself that i'll be able to enjoy Master soon...time seems to drag on and on forever untill suddenly i feel a big strong pair of hands begin to caress my breasts..pinch my nipples..i moan softly and arch myself a bit...the one caressing me however remains silent. He (and am pretty sure the one touching me is a he) slowly trails a finger down my stomach to my now dripping wet slit...he teases my clit and i arch more...i feel his other hand cover my mouth in a silent command to remain quiet. i nod and try my best to obey and be silent, however his hand remains on my mouth. he suddenly slides a finger deep inside me without warning...i squeeze my eyes tight and slightly bite my lower lip. he begins to finger me slowly and i arch myself more. he takes his hand off my mouth and harshly pushes me back down. i nod and remain still...i swear i hear him laugh softly but i say nothing...suddenly i feel a second finger slide in me as he begins t
The Rules
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My Pit
I blink…looking around. Where am I? Darkness surrounds me. I begin to feel around. Fear grips my heart. My hands clench freshly loosed earth. I stumble, bumping into earthen walls. Sharp roots poke and jab me. I look up. I see the starry sky high above me. My fear turns to anger. I scream aloud. I try to climb out. But only fall back into this pit. Rage builds in me. Who put me here? Who could have done this? My rage melts away to self pity. Why me? What did I do wrong? Do I deserve this? Slowly, my self pity becomes indifference. Oh well… So be it. There’s no way out so why try. I start to pace. I stumble again. Looking down, I see a shovel. It belongs to me. Realization. I put myself here.
Auction
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Return From Devil's Gate
Return From Devil’s Gate Well here we are, once again Back at home with family and friends The times have changed And nothing is the same Its only new to those of us in this game The time has passed slowly through more than a year But so much has changed, its as if we were never here Feelings of solitude can range far and wide And when it comes, all we can do is hide Friends have moved, family has moved on Its only us who have held on to long But holding on is all we have left Starting brand new isn't the greatest of gifts But begin again we must, though it will hurt For our choices are few, and very bluntly put No matter what we do, or where we try to pick up Our lives have forever changed, and that can be to much. Through the depths of despair, and the trenches of hate We've marched through tough times with little debate And though we've walked through the Devil's Gate We've travelled back, unsure of our fate Please pr
Devil's Gate
Devil's Gate For it was without a doubt that we would leave, For time was of all imprtance and home a relief. Now that we're here, we can't wait to go home, With to much time, and not enough alone. We think about our loved ones night and day. Knowing we won't see them in too many ways. The telephone a relief, and the computer a best friend. We rely on these to keep up cheer till the day ends. When we leave our gates and head into the unknown, Nervous apprehension is what fills the soul. Danger awaits around every corner, We watch ourselves and eachother. Things change to often and the danger stays the same, For tonight we go out into the world of the insane. With each passing moment we wait for the new, Of when we get to go home, to live with our family anew. Starting over again, we can't wait. But first we must get through the Devil's Gate.
Life Can Be Funny
you know life can be funny sometimes. like after being married for nine years and all of a sudden your divorced how does that work i mean does the preson just wake up one morning and say i dont love you anymore and leave. Or is it something else i wish i knew, but for everydoor closed another opens i met someone and she is great so i guess we will see where it goes and ill let ya know
Multiple Orgasms Over Forty
Subject: GREAT QUOTES!!!! 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to f
Weekend Opie And Anthony Links: Download The O&a Show, New O&a Videos, O&a Podcasts, New Video Online
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