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01-19-08 (concerts)
S A T U R D A Y Sorry So late ... I hope this finds you enjoying the weekend thus far. Been a pleasant Saturday for me, Spent it with my little one ... She wants to go to a concert. I took her older Brother to a few when he was 13, They were heavy rock the first couple in small venues. Eventually I took him to a couple Ozzfest. It influenced him to start playing the drums & played in one of the hotter local bands. She Wants to go see "Hannah Montana" But IDK @ - 10 years old? At lease it would be more of a family affair. What do you think? Should I take her?? Keeping with the concert theme ... Today's Qustion: What's your favorite concert ever attened? Mine has got to be "RUSH"... It was my first "big" concert, I was only 14 and went with a bunch of Jr & Sr High Schoolers. It was an amazing experience and influenced my love for live music & great shows.

Things I Love About Us
I love the moments that just happen between us, like whenever our eyes meet to share an intimate conversation, or when one of us accidentally brushes up against the other in the middle of doing mothing in particular... I love the times when you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking, and the sweet words that come out of your mouth when I;m least expecting them... I love the laughter that always snowballs whenever we get each other started, and all the little ways you touch my heart because you know me so well... I love when you sneak up behind me and wrap your arms around me, I love your kisses that make me feel so beautiful... I love everything that's inside of you that keeps me falling again and again... I never dreamed I could be so happy. TKT

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Naughty Auction... Come See...
Club Naughty N Nice is having an auction! Come bid on these wonderful people! Bids start at 2500 fubucks. Click the pics to see what each person if offering! The auction will run for two weeks starting January 14th start time is 10am est. and will end January 28th 10am est.! Dave- Shoo shoo- Mullet Hunter- Carnie- Pappa- Duke- FknCrazy- BeetleJuice- JuicyFruit- Sassy- Click the link below to come to Club Naughty N Nice!!

Rebound
I'm not the type of girl To stand quietly at your side Pretending I'm all okay With the fact you still love her And openly show it everyday I'm not the type of girl To play second best Go run to her Cause I'm done with this I'm done trying to make things work I won't play these games So find someone who will I'm not going to be the rebound I'm not going to be that girl The one you keep around Just so you can say you have a girl To all your little friends When I come to spend time with you You ask if we can go see someone else I'd take you there Just to get blown off You're using me And I know this all too well Around your sister You're someone else It seems she keeps you in line But when she left You started to change And I don't like who you've become... You say your big on respect Why don't you respect the fact That you're with me Not with her I'm your girlfriend Yet you act like she is You're nothing more than a hypocrite Goodbye Come

Poem Don Wrote Me
Don wrote this for me. It is the most beautiful poem I have read. Thanks sweetheart When I lay in bed after a long day I think, I fear and I pray She will always be ok She is my friend She is my dear friend She is my sweet friend She is my best friend My friend yes so true But she is my sweetheart too She is so shy and very coy To just kiss her is pure joy She's a thief in the night She stole my heart But that's all right She's my friend That is for sure And that friendship will forever endure

Chipmunk Movie
Ok, so today I went and hung out with a friend that I have not seen in a long time. It was an awesome day, to bad it did not last longer. Lunch was cool, had Chipotle which ranks way up there with my favorite places to eat. Then went to the movie theater. At the theater, a challenge was laid down. It was fast and furious tokyo drift. Allright so first Round Anna basically kicked my ass on it. Second round I almost caught her at the end. i was winning for a minute, but she took that away. Oh well, the challenge has been laid for the future. After that we played some shoot the shit out of people games. Then the movie. This was awesome Reminded me so much of when I was a kid. I was having childhood flashbacks etc. It was amazing really. I laughed quite hard at times during the movie. I am so happy that the kids today will get to appreciate some of the same characters that I did when growing up. Now sitting here watching movies, first train spotting which was

Come Join Me At Yuwie!!!!!!
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Blacker Than Black?
By Julie Steenhuysen CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. researchers said on Tuesday they have made the darkest material on Earth, a substance so black it absorbs more than 99.9 percent of light. Made from tiny tubes of carbon standing on end, this material is almost 30 times darker than a carbon substance used by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology as the current benchmark of blackness. And the material is close to the long-sought ideal black, which could absorb all colors of light and reflect none. "All the light that goes in is basically absorbed," Pulickel Ajayan, who led the research team at Rice University in Houston, said in a telephone interview. "It is almost pushing the limit of how much light can be absorbed into one material." The substance has a total reflective index of 0.045 percent -- which is more than three times darker than the nickel-phosphorous alloy that now holds the record as the world's darkest material. Basic black paint, by comparis

Since You've Been Gone
Whhooaa, whhooaa, whhooaaaa I get the same old dreams, same time every night Fall to the ground and I wake up So I get out of bed, put on my shoes, and in my head Thoughts fly back to the break-up These four walls are closing in Look at the fix you've put me in Since you been gone, since you been gone I'm outta my head, can't take it Could I be wrong, but since you been gone You cast the spell, so break it Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh Since you been gone So in the night I stand beneath the back street light I read the words that you sent to me I can take the afternoon, the night-time comes around too soon You can't know what you mean to me Your poison letter, your telegram Just goes to show you don't give a damn Since you been gone, since you been gone I'm outta my head, can't take it Could I be wrong, but since you been gone You cast the spell, so break it Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh Since you been gone If you will come back Baby you kn

Please Come And Visit The Newest Lounge Called Envi It The Newest And Hottest Lounge!!!!
Hey Yall come on down to Envi Lounge, we got great tunes, friendly staff, and great conversation. we got rules and we enforce them so you dont deal with the losers. come on in and say hi. from the owners of Envi Dj Sexy, DJ BJ, Blairmare, and DJ Viper

My Secret To Losing Weight
ok here it is the secret all have been searching for.... i lost 90 pounds in one year. How? you may ask. it was so simple. Are you ready? Here's the answer: i changed my mind. That was it. Here's how: 1) no more regular soda. i would go through a 12 pack in 3 days. i now drink diet wild cherry pepsi or diet coke, and make a 12 pack last at least 5 days at most a week. i also drink water and lemonade. 2) no more snacking on what ever i can find. i no longer buy king size m&m's, or worse yet the pound bags. i do not keep candy in the house. i do not deny myself, but i only have chocolate once in a great while. 3) take a walk, dance, get moving physically. Don't just sit on the couch. i no longer have cable so i can't watch tv (yes, i do rent movies from time to time). it's liberating not having the foolish thing on to sit mindlessly watching. 4) most important-----do not eat after 8pm (or two hours before bedtime). 5) Do eat breakfast, lu

The Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed some missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the

Yeah This Pisses Me Off When...
1)People fucking say they wanna do shit with you and then all of a sudden they don't want to. I met this guy Noah in mississippi (when i was on vacation) from my best friend Keely. We hit ti off great. Him and i have been talking since October when i broke up with my ex patrick. well i finally meet him. after months of telling me he wants to do shit with me i give him a chance. so we did oral and when i asked him if he had a condom he stopped and was telling me "no this is too soon too soon. I don't want you anymore" that's excatly what he said to me. well then is was akward being around him with my friends. And he's bragging about this girl that he picked up at a bar and fucked that night. which hurt me badly. so i try to confront him about it and he tells me that he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore that i was just a girl to give him head and that was it. Well i told him that it was all good that i'll act like it never even happened and that we never met. but it still hurts.

My Color Is...........
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

627
Come and chat with me and some of my new sexy friends. Theres not a lot of rules, and the atmosphere is great. So kick your heels up - grab your favorite drink, and join us. We won't bite - Unless you ask. CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER!!!!! Thanks!

I Did It!!!
i got my lip pierced!! i look soo fuckn hot not that i didnt look how before but not im 10x's hotter ( know conceded much..) you know i am..lol so go check out my new pics. and tell me that im right! Loves, siyra

"all That Lies Within"
You can't hide What’s in your heart. You can't hide What’s under your skin. For the day will come when Everyone will see what lies within. And when that day arrives, We will then see the Light and Darkness In the midst of our very lives, And in the souls of those around us. Whether it’s a corpse, Or the flesh of burnt ash, In the end, Our bodies all end up trashed. So start your prayers Or moments of solitude and inner reflection Before the Time of Judgment comes Followed by the Waves of Transmigration. We are all such fragile creatures, But we don't see the errors of our ways, Until the time when the Hands of Fate and Nature Seek us out on our very last days. ___________________________________________________ (Copyright © 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan (2000). All Rights Reserved.) Photo location url ~ http://www.kimeblack.com/Photo_gallery/64_the_serpent_lies_within.jpg

Weekend Opie And Anthony Links: Download The Opie And Anthony Show, New O&a Podcast, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
Well, gosh... another weekend is upon us and rather than going out and enjoying some sunshine, we're keeping you all entertained with some of the interwebs best and brightest. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 1/18/2008 (CLOVERFIELD cast) Download the O&A Show 1/17/2008 (Bob Grant, Sylvester Stallone, Andrew Morton) Download the O&A Show 1/16/2008 (WOW, Ben Mezrich, Larry The Cable Guy) Download the O&A Show 1/15/2008 (O&A Talk to the Fake Australian Corey) Download the O&A Show 1/14/2008 (Patrice Oneal) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Check out Opie and Jay enjoying a quiet evening!) On Friday, the O&A Show said "Adios" to WJFK-FM in Washington, DC. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! COUPLES CHERRY DARTS - WIN CA$H!! The Opie and Anthony Show is looking for COUPLES (guys and gals... or gals and gals) for its latest contes

My Robot Rocks! ;)
I have been a busy girl today. I have done lots of laundry and got to use my new Scooba cleaner today. I know it sounds silly to be excited about cleaning my floors but it is fun! I put a little cleaning solution in my robot and some water, put it down on the floor and turn it on. It cleaned my kitchen tile and family room tile before the battery went needed to be charged again. I watched it go all around the floor. What a silly girl I am! But my floors are clean! I might buy an extra battery for it just so I can clean all my floors at one time. The Roomba's battery lasts a lot longer then the Scooba. I also made lasagna! I made my sauce for it and let it simmer all day. My lasagna was yummy! Something that the kids love and everyone is happy. It is just a pain to make sauce from scratch instead of coming from a jar but it is so worth it. My youngest brother came by and visited for a while and he had his baby son with him. Julian is so damn cute! He is 7 1/5 months

News Flash
NEWS FLASH Sorry for interupting your blog, we have breaking news to report. From all the reports it looks like everything is fucked up.Thats right everything is fucked up. We are getting reports from all over and they all say, "This shit is fucked up"! What is going on we dont know, how wide spread we dont know, we just know things are fucked up..... Wait, hang on. We have a live report from Jeff in Biloxi. Jeff can you hear me? I can hear you kinda, things here are fucked up. Fucked up? How are things fucked up? I dont know I didnt do it, things are just fucked up. Thank you Jeff for your report, dont worry your not alone. Things are fucked up every where. You heard it. Things are fucked up everywhere. We will keep you informed about how bad things are fucked up as the reports come in. Now back to the blog you were reading.

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Wondering..........................
Lately I have been wondering about my sanity. I have contemplated the possibility of a mental problem. My family history is full of nut jobs and my poor head was banged around a lot when I was younger. Sometimes I feel like a freak because of all the racing thoughts I have. I have a lot of highs and lows too. I'm trying to find an equilibrium, but I am not able to reach it yet. I hope that my inner strength holds out until I get there. Stress seems to be so common right now and there is a part of me that wants to hide out until the storm blows over. I think I created the storm and the other part wants to brave the storm. So my world is spinning frantically as my mind has an a arguement on how to proceed. I hope this storm blows over soon so I can relax just enough to focus on what's important in my life.

My Dads Made This I Love It Ty Dad And Mom
Happy Birthday Texxas Sweetie. ~Texxas~@ fubar This is the sweet little Texxas, Stop in and show her some Birthday love. Rate her, Become her fan, Crush her. Happy Birthday love Mom and Dad

Slide Show
Create a Free Slideshow we have to stop animal abuse....... lets start with you....... get involved....... help out your local shelters..... report any abuse you see or expect....... be a hero ...... animals ask for very little in return for all the unconditional love they show.......

Lpn
So I am two weeks into LPN school. Only 11 1/2 months left haha. It's going okay. Mainly helping me get one step closer to what I really want to do. Can't wait to eventually get my BSN RN and work with intensive care pediatric patients!

Upset
I HAVING SOME HOME ISSUES, SO I AM THINKING OF TAKING OF TAKING SOME TIME OFF FROM HERE FROM THE NET IN GENERAL MY HOME LIFE NEEDS ME MORE ... MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE SOME ISSUES WE NEED TO WORK ON ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE... SO IF U DO NOT SEE ME OR IF U SEE MY NAME IS GONE I DID IT TO SPEND MORE TIME ON MY HOME LIFE, YES THIS IS SOMETHING HERE I HAVE WORKED ON FOR A LONG TIME BUT MY FAMILY NEEDS ME MORE, AND I WILL MISS YOU ALL AND HOPE TO BE BACK SOON BUT I JUST DO NOT NO...

Instant Relationships!
I don't doubt that love connections can be made online! I met a boyfriend I spent 3 years with online and we are still great friends to this day. BUT, if you think you can chat with someone online for a couple days and call it a relationship THEN DON'T BOTHER WRITING ME. I will not change my relationship status for anyone until there is a relationship. I recently had a mild internet stalker. Nothing too creepy but wayyyy overboard and he decided TODAY that he was "in a relationship" with someone else. Now, all I can say is I feel sorry for the girl! HOW CREEPY! From one day pasting love songs and shit to me which I politely ignored to the next telling me to "sit down, he had news" to umm let me know that he was in a relationship. WTF? DUDE HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES! RED FLAGS A WAVIN' DARLING! And you better hope you come to your senses. Flattery and attention can be nice sometimes but don't get blind sinded. You could end up with a pediphile or dead in a ditch som

Because Of You
becaue of you my life is complete because of you theres love in my life. because of you theres love in my heart because of you theres laughter in my eyes because of you i know what love is because of you im not afraid of goodbyes. because of you i know what true love is you are my night an shiny armer my love for you is pure an true an comes from the heart it grows stronger each an everyday an just knowing that you'll always be mine when at the allter i will cheerfully say i do for i have it all now an its because of you by:april peterson

Rules For Ŧ.m.Ä.Ғ. ( Ŧhe Mortal Ängel Ғamily)
I RECEIVED TOO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE 4 LETTERS I HAVE NEXT TO MY NAME.WELL HERE IS THE ANSWERS AND IF YOU FEEL OR LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY HERE IS THE RULES: RULES FOR Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Ŧhe Mortal Ängel Ғamily) THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY THIS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING LOVE AND RESPECT TO EACH OTHER AND TO HELP PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONES FACE... THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE,CARE,RESPECT AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE HEAD RULES,IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM SO THEY MAY BE DISCUSSED. ANY UPDATES OR NEWS REGARDING THIS FAMILY WILL BE POSTED AS A BLOG FOR ALL MEMBERS. 1~A SALUTE PICTURE: MUST BE SENT TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF ITS NOT ON YOUR PAGE. IT WILL NOT BE DISPLAYED TO THE PUBLIC.IT IS FOR CONFIRMATION PURPOSES SO AS NOT TO ALLOW FAKES INTO THE FAMILY. 2~N.S.F.W PICTURES: NAKED PIX OF YOURSELF OR OTHERS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED OUT OF RESPECT FOR OTHER MEMBERS. 3~FAMILIES: a)MEMBERS CAN NOT BE IN TWO

Yes I Really Did It!!!!!!!!!!!!
100. First off, what is your full name? SARAH GRAHAM "last name here" 99. Do you pay with credit cards or cash? CASH 98. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7? IF I REALLY NEEDED TO I THINK I COULD. 97. Do you have any siblings? YUP 2.5 96. Where are you exactly? IN THE LIVING ROOM CORNER... I BEEN BAD... LOL 95. Favorite color(s)? LIME GREEN AND ELECRTIC BLUE.... STARTING TO APPRECIATE BLACK MORE TOO... 94. Who is your favorite NFL team? HATE FOOTBALL 93. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say? "CALL ME I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WORK" -CRYSTIAN 92. Your TV is on Tuesday night. What's on TV? NO CLUE... 91. Who sits beside you in 3rd period? I'M IN COLLEGE... WE DONT HAVE "PERIODS"... BUT LORD HELP WHO EVER IS SITTING NEXT TO ME DURING MY OTHER ONES!!!! LMAO 90. Who's the last person that you kissed? FERNANDO, 5 MONTHS AGO, GOT HIM SICK TOO BUT HE DESERVED IT... 89. Who is the first B in your cell phone di

101 Reasons
People always ask me to give them one reason why they need a Life Events Legal Plan from Pre-Paid Legal. Now I'll give you 101 reasons. 1. You don't have an up-to-date will. 2. You don't understand the difference between a trust and a will. 3. Family members challenge your parent's will. 4. You don't understand your health insurance plan or the new Medicare Prescription Act. 5. The IRS selects you for an audit. 6. Your parents die and leave you executor of their estate. 7. You are tired of hidden fees at your bank. 8. You have a retirement savings plan. 9. You change jobs. 10. You receive a speeding ticket. 11. You are buying or selling your home. 12. Your driver's license is suspended. 13. Your landlord raises rent in violation of your verbal agreement. 14. Your teenager is accused of shoplifting. 15. You decide to change your name. 16. Your new washing machine doesn't wash. 17. Creditors threaten to take action against you for your ex-spouses debts. 18. A neighb

Pimpout
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Messages
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)

I Am Crystal Meth
'I AM CRYSTAL METH ' This was written by a young girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to crystal meth . She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but true to her story, the drug owned her. Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse Than any of us realize......... and now it comes under the cover of the flavored crystal candy ... My Name: 'Is TICK' I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember! I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,

Caps Typers
Okay seriously, it doesn't matter where I go. If I go to a Lounge, a MuMM, a friend's page, I always run into the same thing. Mr/Ms/Mrs IDONTKNOWHOWTOUSEAMOTHERFUCKINSHIFTKEY! For fucks sake! Just because you type in all caps doesn't mean your scary, intimidating or appealing. And for all you attention whores out there, it does not make you look smart, interesting, cool, attractive, tolerable, and finally, worth my time. Honestly, I go to a MuMM where someone asks about VIPs or something and I read the comments and see this gem: "DONT GO BUIYNG A VIP BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DO TI BECUZ ITS NOT WORTH IT" As sound as that advice may be, I doubt anyone would take the advice of someone who is to retarded to extend their wittle itty bitty pinky over to the shift key! For fucks sake! All of us are using computers MORE powerful than the ones that got us to the moon and you guys can't operate a shift key? Honestly! That alone is not rocket science! To add th

Stupid Email Content
GUYS read this! 1. If I only reply you with a simple "Thanks" it means I'm not interested. Get the hint. At least I'm being nice to thank you for whatever compliment. If your mail only has compliment(s), then (duh!) obviously the only thing to reply you is a "thanks". 2. I hate ghetto language. Meaning DON'T message me with anything like these "Wuts good ma? / Holla at yo boi / What it do ma? (god knows what that means) / Damn u fine get at me/ im feelin u mami halla back" or any similar form of lame ghetto - Only message me if you are at least ATTEMPTING to speak English. If you are foreign or otherwise new to the language, then fine. If you're just an idiot who is fully aware of proper English, but would rather try ta be all kewl fa yo hommies (u feelin wut im sayin dawg?) then get a life and don't message me. This does not include typos, mispellings or grammar errors; this refers to a deliberate act of stupidity. I hAtE iT WhEn PeOpLE tYpE LiKe tHIs I find it STUPID rath

Definitions Of Dumb Luck
GOOD LUCK is when opportunity meets preparedness. Prepare yourself, and look for opportunity. Don't give up easily. BAD LUCK is just normal everyday circumstance, combined with DUMB LUCK. Everyday circumstances happen to EVERYBODY, but the things WE do day in and day out, before and after the myriad of occurrences determine HOW BAD or HOW GOOD our luck is. ANY circumstance can be BAD LUCK for people who are TOTALLY unprepared. Dumb luck is what happens when you do stupid things and don't think about the possible consequences. Here are some examples: 1) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, talking on your cell-phone, THINKING you are COMPLETELY capable of being a good driver AND a good conversationalist at the same time. Keep doing it, and you will regret it. 2) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, and you SEE the person across the intersection from you tal

Dumbest Or Nicest Person
I am either too nice or completely stupid. I cant quite figure it out. I am helping my recent ex-husband (divorce was final in November)to plan his wedding that is in May/June time frame. I have been helping them choose songs for the wedding, locate and reception. I have no idea why I am helping. I am happy for him. I dont hate him. I just keep wondering why I am I helping him with a wedding that I never had when I married. I just dont understand it. I guess I like helping people no matter what it is.

Have You Ever...>>>done This Ever
In the name of love have you made such dumb mistakes and not made sence ? As if your mind isnt there a thinking ? Your lost suspended in time some where .. Yet your right here.. You make no sence at all..>Saying things that come out wrong with a wrong meaning..> Such things causes hardship throught the relationship. It should be so easy to love someone ..But yet so hard to think and do and act right. If you never have known love at all before.Have you ever been worried that love will stop ?..Yet that guy is saying , no it wont, im here ,ill never leave you..Have you ever had a guy say, why you always making me prove myself to you ? I couldn,t comprehend this .It didnt register to me ,I was doing such a thing. Unconscious I was, ( not thinking )not knowing ,I was scaring love away . Yet I was for_warned many a time and it didn,t sink in.. Till one day , he took a break to think things thru..... Yet he is back now ; We are learning lots about each other ; Im being patient too...Wer

Crush
crush Am i yours you ask, can you keep me you say. I've been yours from the very start. You treat me like an angel, give me wings that make me fly. I'll keep you forever i say, only in reality i keep you in my heart. My heart jumps at the very thought of you, skips a beat when i talk to you. Love you ask...not quite, something small yet meaningful. A crush is what i call it, the root of all hope. The hope of being with you, to see you smile everyday. Think what you will, but a crush starts it all. So this poems to you, to let you know what you are. An important part of my life, I could not ask for more. Dedicated to:john robert beatty

Too Funny
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks

Well....
Its offical Pat and I are now living together...Moved all in today damn just the little bit of shit I have seemed to have taken forever!!!...Now the fun begins of sorting thru all my shit....fun fun Patrick and I have been shopping for my engagement ring and we have found one we both really like alot!!! But we are hopin to be married by late spring...I continue to ask myself why iam doin it again but damnit Patrick makes me SUPER happy and I can feel that he is DEFINETLEY my one true soulmate

Prizes And Rules
ok so ive started this contest here are the rules and prize is 100k in fu bucks must be your booty need a salute sign to be in pic with you or your fu booty winner will be judged by how many comments are posted guys will not be permited to enter but will be the judges as well as the ladies there email the pic to me on fubar and ill post in the folder submissions are all week and the judging will be done on feb 1st. good luck i know its going to be a tough decision -inkman7o

Callin In
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

Phenomenal Woman - Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Today Wisdom For All From Me!!
What Insanity We; Live, Breathe and Walk Within Our Lives? Quotes from Coco Chanel: "Scheherazade is easy. A little black dress is difficult." Line from Steel Magnolias: "What distinguishes us from the animals is our ability to accessorize." Actually I would disagree with that....animals are always at the best no matter what they look like. So not always accessorizing is best....because humans and animals are not the same, for someone to compare dressing to animals is going complete insane because the two will never be the same. Wisdom from Mark Twain: "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." Actually....Mark Twain should had said...”If man was wise as the hooting owl upon nightfall, he would never be lost to why he is always wandering lost within life, while talking from the ass that make no sense to anyone and he is failing too see no one is the same or different, life was created to be union of whole not many.” At time I wonder why I was born into a wor

Does The U.s. Government Control The Media? An Essay
I stared at the television in pure disbelief on the morning of September 11, 2000. I could not understand why anyone would want to attack a country that has led the worldwide fight for humanitarianism. I became a news addict in those following months, eagerly awaiting the next new bit of information, all the while completely believing the stories that I watched unfold. It never crossed my mind to question what I was hearing, or seeing, or reading, because I had been reassured by the first amendment that the media had the right to free press and surely they would diligently pursue the truth. My quest for information soon expanded to the internet, and my views quickly changed. I was able to access newspaper and magazine articles worldwide, and found many discrepancies with the reports I was getting in the U.S. news forum. I remained skeptical while reading these articles, but my skepticism soon grew to include the U.S. media. I believe that our government controls our country’s media

Venting
I am so tired of the jealous insecurities of people here. They always amaze me.. The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence and unless you have walked in my shoes or lived my life you do not know. So don't judge me or pretend that you do... bad choices of the past are just that, the past. I've made bad choices, and I'm far from perfect but I don't blame anyone for my mistakes, or hold it against them. So don't blame or take it out on me for yours. I had the choice to either wallow in self pity and continue to use it as an excuse or move on. I moved on. I suggest you do the same. I come on here everyday and leave my friends comments, if I don't leave you one that day doesnt mean your any less of a friend.. If you send me a gift thank you for thinking about me. When I receive a gift from anyone it is much appreciated and try to return them stating my appreciation for the thought. So don't go hating me cause someone sent me a gift or I them

Sooo Many Changes.. Yet, Not Really.
So last time i wrote i explain my 'ray situation' well.. that was in september.. and here it is middle of Jan, and were still "just friends" Its more deep tho.. im falling for him O to hard! & we've talkedd about maybe one day there being a "us" but the convo backfired. He told me he still was messed up from his ex, which i alredy knew && then in the end we cut off all sex. Well, a month later we broke that!! && i ended up staying the night with him.. ha. Yeah, so im falling in love with Ray..&& bookie you ask.. hes still in my heart, but i never could actually see us being together. Hes not who ii thought he was. But he is forever going to be one of my besties.. and i

Control
After the excitement of the rest area we decided to get a room. We found a hotel and stopped for the night. We entered the room and found a nice posted bed you smiled at me knowing the fun we would have. You stood across the room doing a teasing dance as I sat in the chair and watched. Slowly you swayed to the music teasing me you began to do a strip tease for me. First the shirt you didn't bother undoing the buttons you ripped it open exposing your beautiful breast to me. Teasing by covering and uncovering them to me. You moved closer to the chair teasing me with your hair. As you came to me you reached out your arms pulling me to my feet, then striping me first my shirt then my shorts reaching down you played with my shaft leaning in you whispered how you were in control kissing me and pushing me back to the chair. Teasing and dancing you then took me to the bed where you smiled and blindfolded me. Laughing i heard you unzip a bag and walking over towards me. You took my h

Week 5 Northern Pike
Sunday Departure: 4:30 am Destination Quabog Pond East Brookfied Ma.Species Northern Pike First Trip out for the Notherns Won't be Available,Sunday till After Patriots Game.Hope everyone has a Great Sunday.Hugs an Peace.

011908 Horoscope
Obligations can get in the way of your pleasure today, but it's not necessary to rain on your own parade. Don't use your acute powers of rational thought to think of all the reasons you can't join in the fun. Instead, turn it around and figure out how you can. It's time to expand your boundaries by demonstrating to others that their expectations of you are too limiting.

Northern Pike
Sunday Departure: 4:30 am Destination Quabog Pond East Brookfied Ma.Species Northern Pike First Trip out for the Notherns Won't be Available,Sunday till After Patriots Game.Hope everyone has a Great Sunday.Hugs an Peace.

Sasi Sex Toy
'Sensual Intelligence' Gives New SaSi Sex Toy an Erotic Edge Regina Lynn Email 01.18.08 | 12:00 AM The SaSi personal massager uses "sensual intelligence" to figure out how best to stimulate you. Image: Courtesy of Je Joue Given the number of smart toys infiltrating the rest of our lives, it puzzles me that it has taken so long for sexual devices to incorporate "sensual intelligence" into their designs. But we're finally starting to see sexual appliances that can compete in coolness with The Sharper Image's kids-of-all-ages catalog, although not necessarily with the Roomba robotic vacuum. British company Je Joue launched a new product, the SaSi, at the Adult Entertainment Expo last week in Las Vegas. If the original Je Joue oral-sex simulator is like a 60-GB iPod with multiple playlists you design yourself, the SaSi is like an iPod Nano with an automated Most Popular playlist. The SaSi takes the best of the Je Joue -- soft surface material, firm massage finger, sensual mo

Software Morphs Rapper Prodigy...
Platinum-selling artist Prodigy's album hits stores in March, and could be translated into as many as 1,400 different languages. Photo: Michael Scott Jones When Prodigy's next album drops, it could debut in nearly 1,500 different languages without the rapper having to so much as crack a translation dictionary. The lyrics to "H.N.I.C. Part 2" will be translated using proprietary speech-conversion software developed by Voxonic. The company says the software can deliver Prodigy's lyrics in his own voice, in any spoken language. "The prospect of having fans understand what I'm saying and repeat it in their language (drew me to) the company," said Prodigy in a phone interview just before he began a jail term for illegal gun possession. "Now, fans will like more than just the beat or the rhythm. They'll understand what I'm saying and relate to it." So far, one of Prodigy's singles has been converted into Spanish, with negotiations ongoing to translate songs into German, French a

The Fear Of Satan
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do" "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan . "Yep," was the calm reply. "And, you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

Come To Me
Come to me in the moonlight Brush my hair away from my eyes See the longing in me As I stare in to you. Feel my heart Beat hard within my chest It is yours for the taking If it is as you wish It's only instructions are Treat it with great adoration Cherish it with every beat it makes Be gentle and it will flourish For if you follow these instructions It's love will only grow And you forever Is what it will know..

Jesus Jokes 1
Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know. He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know. He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching. Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?" Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man. Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..." "Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus. "Pinocch

Fill It In
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... n be honest!!!! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do

Who's The Lucky Man :-p
SHOW SOME LOVE TO THIS AWESOME GUY WHO I NOW CALL MASTER LOL!!! HE'S AN AWESOME FRIEND STOP BY RATE/FAN/COMMENT ♥ HE WON ME WITH THREE SEVEN DAY BLASTS!!! MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN OWN ME HEHEHE! goliath@ fubar

Naughty Application
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me? 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT "Naughty Application"

Accident Report Form
Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form,

Steady Mobbing
Seein' with my ghetto eyes I walked with my ghetto feet I talked with my ghetto speech I'm copasetic, I won't let it bring me down I say it's enstilled As I peep from beneath the titled brim of my pinwheel Steady mobbin', heavy problems Genocide resynthesize to violence, makes it hard to sympathize Harden, individuals whose feelings is miniscule Will Soon become criminals if you dark-skinned And you was raised in a project apartment Public Aid made it that your father couldn't stay He had to part then, left with only a mother The family structure suffers He will soon cling to hustlers, as his guardians He still a boy, needs to fill a void, marchin' Up the block up to no good, sellin' in the wrong hood He was taken down by a marksmen At his wake, 8th Grade Graduation picture Last words: Don't let the habitation get ya Pardoned, Lord have mercy on the fallen Amen, feel like I'm hardened Got the harbinger for the coming of the carpenter Ti

Confessions
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? HIM 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? MOST OF THE TIME 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? LISTENER 4. Do you take compliments well? NOT REALLY... USUALLY TRY TO FIND OUT THE MOTIVE BEHIND IT... 5. Do you play Sudoku? NO 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I'M CHUNKY SO I THINK I COULD LIVE OFF MY OWN FAT FOR A FEW WEEKS... 7. Do you like to ride horses? YES. 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? YES... CAMP KERN.... LORD HELP THOSE POOR CHILDREN...LOL 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? HUNGRY HIPPO... HMMM MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME... HEHEHE 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you do? 6 MONTHS AGO I WAS ALL UP ON THAT SHIT BUT NOW..... NO AND NOT JUST CUZ I FOUND SOMEONE NOT MARRIED... EVEN IF THAT DOESNT WORK OUT I DONT THINK I COULD GO THAT ROUTE AGAIN...LOL

Ha !! Ha !! Ha!!
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

Please Welcome Our Newest Members
Announcing our newest members! Please welcome them to the family and show them some love! **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar ®©Ñ€VÃÐÃ©®‡‡DEMON CREW MEMBER@ fubar A.J. ..OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~,,,,and Member of the Demon Crew Family@ fubar BigMitch!!!Demon Crew member!!!!@ fubar The Demon Crew Roll Call List can be found in this blog:http://fubar.com/blog/138584 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to

Rabbit Is A Great Friend... Read On... :)
Yet another wonderful writing by Rabbit left in my profile comments! Thanks Hun! I LOVE IT! You are a wonderful friend! I am soooooo glad we met! (Link to his profile is at the bottom of this blog) You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could

Shit Happens
Ha!!! HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music

Never Leave Your Nuts Alone !
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just f

The Definition Of Inspiration
I stashed this as well but people tend to just race through rating stash without really looking(im guilty) and this story touches my heart every time i see it so felt like sharing it again. I wish all fathers loved their children this much.I never knew my real father.he chose not to be in my life and I have no desire to be in his. I feel like hes missing out out some wonderful grandkids but hey his choice. but thats an entirely different blog so.. ENJOY! and hug your kids, tell them you love them, and NEVER take them for granted! Strongest Dad in the World Rick Reilly Sports Illustrated Issue date: June 20, 2005, p. 88 I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots. But compared with Dick Hoyt, I'm suck. Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerated injustice and speak against it, I'm defined as a bitch. The same thing happnes when I take time for myself instead of being everyones maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and the strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, s

Hillybilly Dayvorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a dayvorce."

John Harbaugh - New Head Coach
Ravens first offered the job to Dallas Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett, who turned down the bid after receiving a raise from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a promotion to assistant head coach. John Harbaugh started as the special teams coach for Philadelphia Eagles in 1998. He was promoted last year to secondary coach. Now, he will take on the task of the head coach of the Ravens! Hope he has thick skin with an awareness of what it takes to win! Baltimore fans will not make it easy! Go Ravens!

Playing Wii Improves Surgeons Skills
Report: Surgeons Perform Better After Playing Wii By Chris Kohler EmailJanuary 17, 2008 | 1:35:45 PMCategories: Education Revo_2Surgeons perform better after warming up with Wii, says a recent study -- and that study's authors are now planning to develop surgery training software for Wii. Two surgeons at Banner Good Samaritan Medical Center in Phoenix, Arizona have found that an hour of playing Wii's motion-controlled games improves surgical residents' score on a virtual surgery training tool by 48 percent. But not just any game will do. Researchers Kanav Kahol and Marshall Smith found that games like Marble Mania, which requires precise, almost imperceptible movements of the wrist to navigate a marble through tricky mazes, work the best. For now, anyway: The pair is at work designing a Wii game "that will accurately simulate surgical procedures." They believe that it will be especially useful for training surgeons in developing countries, because of Wii's low $250 price

Hillary And Gun Control
Hillary Clinton, the leading Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida, she asked the kids in the audience for total quietness. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.' A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet! 'Well, stop clapping, ya stupid bitch!

Why Do I Love You???
Why do I love you, Because you're kind and sweet and gentle. Because you make me laugh. Because you know me better anyone else. Because you understand me when I'm not making sense. Because you try to reach out, even when you're unsure of what I need... But mostly it's because you're mine and I'm yours, and we're so great together. That's why,,, I LOVE YOU.

Montana Governor Foments Real I.d. Rebellion
Montana governor Brian Schweitzer (D) declared independence Friday from federal identification rules and called on governors of 17 other states to join him in forcing a showdown with the federal government which says it will not accept the driver's licenses of rebel states' citizens starting May 11. If that showdown comes to pass, a resident of a non-complying state could not use a driver's license to enter a federal courthouse or a Social Security Administration building nor could he board a plane without undergoing a pat-down search, possibly creating massive backlogs at the nation's airports and almost certainly leading to a flurry of federal lawsuits. States have until May 11 to request extensions to the Real ID rules that were released last Friday. They requires states to make all current identification holders under the age of 50 to apply again with certified birth and marriage certificates. The rules also standardize license formats, require states to interlink their DMV d

Pentagon Explores "human Fear" Chemicals
American military researchers are working to uncover and harness the most terrifying chemical imaginable: that most primal odor, the scent of fear. Scream Pheromones are chemicals released by animals as signals to their own kind: for sex, for territorial marking, and more. They're often detected in the olfactory membranes. But there's more to pheromones than attraction. Many animals have an alarm pheromone which is used to signal danger; aphids, for example, use it to cause their fellow lice to flee. Now, the US Army is trying to track down and harness people's smell of fear. The military has backed a study on the "Identification and Isolation of Human Alarm Pheromones," which "focused on the Preliminary Identification of Steroids of Interest in Human Fear Sweat." The so-called "skydiving protocol" was the researchers' method of choice. The authors collected sweat, urine, blood, saliva, ECG, respiration, and self-report measures in 20 subjects (n=11 males and n=9 femal

Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's Bubba With them two assholes.'

Heros
"The Final Inspection" The policeman stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No Lord I guess I ain't. Because those who carry badges can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough... And sometimes I've been violent because the streets are awful tough. But I never took a penny that wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime when the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, Lord, it

Fcc Resumes Testing Of Wireless Internet Techology
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal regulators said they will try again to test prototypes on Jan. 24 for transmitting high-speed Internet service over unused television airwaves. Late Thursday, the Federal Communications Commission said the devices - developed by Adaptrum Inc., Microsoft Corp., Motorola Inc. and Philips Electronics North America Corp. - will be tested in laboratory and real-world conditions. The agency said testing will take three months and issue a report about six weeks after the testing ends. Last year, a high-technology coalition - which includes Microsoft, Philips, a division of Netherlands-based Royal Philips Electronics NV, Google Inc., Dell Inc., Hewlett-Packard Co., Intel Corp. and EarthLink Inc. - submitted prototypes they said could transmit broadband Internet service over unlicensed and unused TV spectrum, known as "white spaces." The coalition - which does not include Motorola and Adaptrum, a Mountain View, Calif.-based startup - says using white space

Old People
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "Y

Huh? Wha? Right... Yeah....
Full Name: Sarah G. Segura Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: midnight blue/black Height: 5'8-ish Shoe Size: 10 Ring Size: 7 1/2-8 Heritage: melting pot Graduating Year: 2000 Birthdate: 10..09..81 Zodiac Sign: libra Concert: violent femmes at bogarts in cinci :) and rilo kiley in orlando :) Best Friend: sean and tyra Crush: i have my crush does that still count? Pet: dont have one but would like to have another mastiff Sport: soccer or if i'm feelin lazy then golf...lol Sky Dived: Not yet, will when i am ready to die... Bungee Jumped: nope, just jumped... Gone out of the Country: Yes to canada for school Beaten Someone Up: uh yeah but i didnt want to. Gotten Beat Up: yeah and again didnt want to...lol Killed an Animal: dont think so... might have killed a frog or something while driving, those suckers are EVERYWHERE!!! Swam in the Ocean: Yes Broke the Law: Yes Smoked: Yes Chewed Tobacco: ewww no Drank: Y

I'm Bored
ok honestly I'm just bored so don't take this too seriously. But anyway. Go look at my pictures if you like what you see let me know leave me comments on the ones you like. Thats basically it. And if you comment my pics tell me what it is exactly that makes you like the picture. Nothing generic cause I'll delete the comment if its something like "yeah your a hottie" or something along those lines give me detail.

I Am A Christian
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'." I'm whispering "I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven." When I say... "I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need His strength to carry on. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it. When I say... "I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain. I have my share of heartaches So I call upon His name. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not holier than thou, I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!

Frozen
Gotta love living in the Northern part of the Country .. we're freezing our tushes off right now . we've a weather alert that with the wind .. our temps could go as low as 20 below . BURRRRR.. Im debating if i should head out and go find something to do ... or stay in and just vegg out some .. I dunno .. im bored yet its so damn cold .. Eh . i guess ill go watch some tv and decide what to do . . ya'll have a great weekend . gonna scram .. Toodles :) Wen

Chili Contest
THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besi

My Head
I'm going to be lonely...thats right, you heard me, LONELY.... I'm going to learn my way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in my life. Welcome the human experience. Why you ask.... because, never again do i want to use another person's body or emotions or sweet talking ways as a scratching post for my own unfulfilled yearnings like i have for years and years..... I'va always disappeared into the person I love. I am the permeable membrance. If I love you, you can everything... my time, my devotion, my ass, my family, my dog, my cat, my dogs money.... you get the picture! I will carry all your pain, I will protect you, i will give you the sun and the rain.... i will give you everything until i am sooo exhausted and depleted that the only way i can recognize myself is to run away and look for someone else to be infatuated with... This has been my cycle... my "man cycle" if you will! I always promise myself it will be different the next time .. and it never i

One Sexxxy Kitty!!!!
One SeXXXy Kitty! Fu Own Me....Here's what I am offering: If high bid is lower that a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash 100 11s Fu-Owned in my screen name for the length of time you own me Added to my top friends for the length of time you own me 1 daily comment and gift Pimpout for as long as you own me. If the highest bid is a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash during Happy Hour 200 11s for the week during Happy Hour Fu-owned by in my screen name for a week Added to top friends and #1 for a week 1 daily comment and gift for the week Pimpout for the week If highest bid is a 30 day blast Same as above but for a month plus these changes 200 11s become per week for the month Added to family for a month 2 daily comments and gifts with one gift big pimpin 1 SFW salute If highest bid is a Happy Hour Same as above but for 2 months plus these changes 300 11s per week during Happy Hour for 2 months 1 NSFW salute 1 20 minute SFW phone call If high

Pray For Them :(
PMIn the early morning hours of Monday January 7, 2008 the man above threw his four small children ages 1, 2, 3 and 4 months off of the Dauphin Island Bridge.It all started Monday the January 7th, when police say Luong reported his children missing. Authorities say Luong then confessed to killing his children by throwing them off the DauphinIslandBridge. John Tyson, Jr., the Mobile County District Attorney, said, "[Luong] committed a capital murder involving the death of all four of his children. It's stunning news."That confession set off a massive and costly search and recovery operation that's involved several law enforcement agencies, the Coast Guard, and many trained volunteers. Sheriff Cochran said, "It has been a good meaningful search by the many different agencies. We'll pick up the search all day long tomorrow and as we've said from the get-go… we'll be here 'til we complete the mission."The Mobile County District Attorney said Luong is still charged with four counts of capit

Thoughts Of You
sitting here with thoughts in my mind thoughts of where you are thoughts of what your doing not sure what to think about not hearing from you thinking that your ok but not sure if something bad has happened thought are wondering around confused and lost thoughts of you always coming and going not sure what to think not sure what think about how im feeling only thinking of you and the words you spoke to me last we was togather will always wait and never let go will always look forward never looking back at what has happened in our past thoughts of the love you shared and showed while in my arms thoughts always of your smile and eyes looking at me

Spay And Neuter Your Children
What do "spay" and "neuter" really mean? Female children are spayed by removing their reproductive organs, and male children are neutered by removing their testicles. In both cases the operation is performed while the child is under anesthesia. Depending on your child's age, size, and health, he or she will stay at your doctor's office for a few hours or a few days. Depending upon the procedure, your child may need stitches removed after a few days. Your doctor can fully explain spay and neuter procedures to you and discuss with you the best age at which to sterilize your child. Spaying or Neutering Is Good for Your Child * Spaying and neutering helps people live longer, healthier lives. * Spaying and neutering can eliminate or reduce the incidence of a number of health problems that can be very difficult or expensive to treat. * Spaying eliminates the possibility of uterine or ovarian cancer and greatly reduces the incidence of breast cancer, particularly when y

Eyes
Eyes. Her eyes are what always caught my attention. That radiant emerald had a mind numbing effect on me. It was if I was being drugged against my will every time we crossed paths. Mere infatuating thoughts I told myself over and over. Nothing to get too worked up over. That is, until her eyes began appearing everywhere. On other women. Billboards. Magazines. I couldnt escape them. Was I losing my mind? Having a psychotic break? An episode that would eventually leave my body to be found hanging in the tree of my front yard by the local paperboy? I couldnt let that happen. No. Not to me. I have so much to live for. I had to find those eyes again. I had to stop the torment. Burning into the depths of my very soul. Eating away at the force of life itself. I desired salvation. More than sleep. More than food. Days came and went. My body slowly decaying. My mind frantic. It thought of the slow and painful death that awaits. Eyes. I found them. At last. Now what

Freedom Is A State Of Mind, Not A State In Which We Live
Proud To Be White . Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ...And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White girl," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman," ... And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You Have Yom Hashoah. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) ...We'd be racist

Pretty Sly For A Short Guy
My own rendition of Offsprings Pretty Fly for a White Guy done by Horny, the unknown 8th dwarf, singing about getting it on with Snow White. Enjoy And by the way, if you enjoyed the song, refer some people to the post. I like to hear comments on my work. Pretty Sly for a Short Guy Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho And all the other dwarves think Im sly for a short guy Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis Our mine's have had a fair share of pussy in the past But they were all whores and we tired of 'em fast Then along comes a princess, whos runnin from this queen She gets a bed and breakfast and all she does is clean So guys dont get mad, Ive gotta be bad Im gonna spank her ass and make her call me dad Gonna play her field, wrapped up in a shield I hope it dont brake, child supports at stake I might just flip her, bet shes a double dipper Bend her over and say I fucked your little sister Just grab

Inside
There are those who speak of beauty as merely skin deep. I sit and wonder how can this be true. What motivates them to such an erroneous error? I sit and wonder if they believe the same about all things. Is their custom paint job better than a working engine in that car? Is the wrapping of the gift kinder than the thought? The siding on the house more important than the family that dwells within? I shall sit and know why their sorrow grows. For all the unseen beauty they have shunned now radiates around me.

Dawn
laying on the grass shadows slowly fade seeing her beauty rise golden brilliance blinding swaying softly with the wind opening to a deep blue enveloping the world shades of fire fiercely passionate yet soft, inviting offering myself the caressing warmth flows about me as a river of silk ecstasy without a touch I shall feel it tomorrow

Forget Me
The mind is tired Depressed and alone Lost sense of reality Haunting memories Forgotten lovers New horizons A price too high Unmatched ideals Betrayed once more Endlessly worse Never again Refusal to submit Cast aside love Embracing myself Forget me

Poison Airwaves Are On Fire
It's all REQUEST night Master Tough T is burning up the Airwaves on Poison Radio. You know you want to come in so why wait. Plus there is a very SPECIAL gift for the 50th person that comes in tonight and for the 250th new member we receive tonight. Master ToughT FU bodyguard to ICE-T@ fubar click on the pic and join this hot, erotic lounge

My Friend Is In A Sexi Bedroom Eyes Contest
hes a good friemd to me whose been there since i started this site m hes in 5th place so far n id like 2 help him n this ends jan 28th at 2pm and i wanna know if u can send him at least 50 comments n rate please love sexi

Need A Model For Social Site
Dear Friends Greetings !! i need a girl's Pic who has Holding $$$ in her Hand Like the pic i paste below ... am starting a new web site in Which user will earn by post videos/ Pictures / Profiles / Games Number of views So for the main page i need picture like below i cant use this pic coz i found this on net but dont know who is she if some girls are intersted to be the the Home page Cractor so pls let me know You can Email me at your picture at HankiPanki@gmail.com ___________________________________________________

Lounges....
I've noticed that lounges usually play : 1. Heavy Metal 2. Rap 3. Classic Rock 3 good reasons why I don't spend much time in them. I do like to talk but I'm quite particular in what I listen too. If I do stay in a lounge, rest assured that the music in there is muted and I'm listening to my thing. No offense. I mean how many lounges do you need playing the same sort of music? Boring and unoriginal. I don't really get this whole juggalo thing either. Maybe I'm getting a bit old. Rap music and I use that term lightly, is horrible as it is. Then when you have 2 white guys with painted faces...it makes it even worse. Again, my humble opinion only.

I'm Cruel, I Love This Book.
"She goes back to sleep never knowing that I walk into the bathroom and jerk off into a bottle of special color treatment shampoo that she bought because it was featured on an Oprah show as one of Oprah's favorite things..." - "but then I blow my load, and I calm down enough to wipe off the top of the bottle, screw the lid back on, put it back in Casey's shower, and crawl back into bed with her" "We take a shower together. She uses her special color treatment shampoo. I use the Pert that's been in her shower as long as I've known here - probably left there by a previous boyfriend. Seeing her massage nine parts shampoo and one part semen into a thick lather on her head is more satisfying than any sex the night before could have been."

Penguins
This is dedicated to my friend Gary whose poor beer supply is in dire peril as the evil and treacherous penguin king consistenly sends out his minions to steal it. These facts are for you, Gary. Educate yourself, my friend, so you may better protect the precious beer. Never give in! Never surrender!! Penguins are flightless sea birds of the Southern Hemisphere. In all, there are 18 species of penguins, found in South Australia, New Zealand, and off the coasts of Peru, Chile, and South Africa. Some species live as far north as the equatorial Galapagos Islands, but they are primarily cold-weather birds. There are seven species of Antarctic penguins: the Adelie, Gentoo, Macaroni, Chinstrap, Rockhopper, King, and Emperor. The Adelie and the Emperor are the two true Antarctic species. Penguins have a heavier skeleton than most birds, waterproof feathers, and specialized glands that extract and excrete excess salt. Their feathers, which even cover their bills and feet, combine with a t

Internet Videos Piss Me Off
What the hell is wrong with internet videos nowadays? It used to be so simple. Not now. No, now you need Windows Media Player, Quicktime, Realplayer, DivX, Nero, Winamp, and Macromedia Flash player. Dont even get me started on how many DVD players there are. Is there seriously a point in forcing people to download 10 different players because each site uses a different one? Not really, unless your goal is to aggravate and irritate us to the point of homicide. I want to see all these companies just make a nice little codec addon for Winamp. Thats my preferred choice of viewing illegal MP3 rips and porn clips. Winamp has the best features, is the easiest to use, can be modded like theres no tomorrow, and it really whips the llamas ass. What more could you ask for in a player? I say cut out the bullshit and just jump in with winamp people. My main thing about all this is that Ive never had problems with winamp. Not like all of the other programs. Media player has more tweaks than a psy

America And Right To Know
I remember growing up in grade and middle school being taught about dictators and facists deciding what is best for the people. They would have meetings NOT open to the people where they would make decisions about the people, who really had no say anyway. I did not live in that time, nor do I live in an area where this is something forced upon me, yet. It does appear, however, that just sitting around, may place me right in a country that does that. I remember when one of the candidates was given a project by the president. The first thing this person did, was have meetings closed to the public where decisions were made concerning our taxes and our health and wealfare. This same person has often said that the government should make decisions for the people that the people does not like because, we cannot make the good decisions on our own. I find this plenty disconcerting and placed me right back in class where we were learning about opressive governments and the like. Ev

Irish Drinking Song
Since the weekend is where most people find enjoyment out of perusing the local pub, bar, club, etc. I decided to post one of my all time favorite irish drinking songs. Enjoy... 1.. 2.. 3.. beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer. A long time ago, way back in history, when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1..2..3..4..5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall alw

Death By Falling Tortoise
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC) was a playwright of ancient Greece. Aeschylus was the earliest of the three greatest Greek tragedians, the others being Sophocles and Euripides. According to legend, eagles picked up tortoises and attempted to crack them open by dropping them on rocks. Aeschylus was killed in 456 BC when an eagle, mistaking the playwright's bald crown for a stone, dropped a tortoise on his head killing him instantly. Talk about a Greek Tragedy.

Question To All The Writers On Fubar?
Okay, I have another offer on one of writings...but I need to find a best scripting program that I can get to change from novel into script.... So does anyone know of great program for scripting writing on my computer that will work with Vista.

Warnings On Cigarette Packs
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you... No Shit, I thought that was the point. You're either knocking yourself off faster cause you hate your life or you're trying to kill some else with it for a really good laugh. Smoking Kills... Really? I had no idea. Man, I need to quit right now then. Smokers die younger... Younger than what? People that don't smoke? Tell that to the 110 year old man in your neighborhood that's lighting up his stogie right now. If he wants to make it to 125, he needs to quit. Smoking can cause a slow and painful death... As opposed to the quick and painless death that everyone else gets? Smoking contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde, and hydrogen cyanide... Those are bad for you? Damnit all to hell. I thought cigarettes had like Vitamin D and Calcium. Smoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility... I'll have to let my son know that he's only a figment of my imagination now. Damn, all this bitching is gettin to me

Masturbation
Main Entry: masturbation Function: noun : erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies The one thing all of us do, but most of us dont admit. Why? Can anyone tell me why people dont like to admit to it? Do these people honestly think theyre fooling anyone? *Insert girlish voice* Oh I would never do that. Oh BULLSHIT! Youre fucking kidding me right? Lie to me about that. You really think I fucking care if you masterbate? Hell no. Shit, you can invite me over to watch. Thats one of my little fetishes. What can I say? I like a woman that can pleasure herself. Major turn on. So why lie to me about it? I like to masturbate. The mood strikes you just right, nobodys around, your bar hopping was uneventful, for whatever reason, youre alone and horny. So, ya do s

Pocket Tazer
Last weekend I saw something at the Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The consequences of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effects on her assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A

Anew
Dream anew with passing days new words of hope from your lips, no more does the forrest of our dreams burn with flames of destruction. Words of anew from your lips sweeter then any nectar old feelings become anew once more. A old dream blums anew like a flower of old beauty new once more. Words of anew from our lips tis is it a day of new or a fancy of ... foolish hopes.

Demons Of The Night
Demons of the night Come out and play with me I will make it worth your while, Just you wait and see I know what you want, I know why you hide Living your lives in fear, Hiding from what you really are You try to live your lives Just the way they use to be As if nothing has changed, Except the time of day Living in a fantasy While trying to escape Your,oh so hated, reality You hate who you are, Hate what you've become Walking this earth For centuries yet to come No easy way to die, A stake threw the heart I'd like to see someone Get close enough to try Demons of the night, Come out and play with me I will make it worth your while, Just you wait and see I am no ordinary mortal I live to hate my reality, I wish to join your fantasy A creature of the night, Way deep down inside If you look you will see That is really me

Your True Self
Have you ever noticed that when you finally except people for who they are, that's when they start showing their true self? The one thing I want more than anything in the world is to know people for what they really are. Not the plastic,"I want to inpress you", mask that hides their true self. How can friendship ever grow if you aren't learning about the person on the inside but instead accepting the actor playing the role on the outside. I have always prided myself on being an honest person and I have learned the hard way that I sometimes hurt people with the things that I say. Then I stop and think about the course of my life. Do I want to spend MY whole life having people tell me what I WANT to hear or what I NEED to hear. While it is sometimes hard to accept that we NEED to hear things that may hurt...In the long run it helps us grow as individuals. Many heartaches and many tears over the course of my life have left me searching for REAL people. So many times I found myself tru

Cowboy Boots
Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should l

Im Addicted
OK , where do i start that i have lost 15 pounds, that my eyes are sunken or that my family hasnt seen me in two weeks. That the moment i walk away im wondering if the next good mummm has come out. People im totally addicted. I have turned into a Fubar fanatic. I keep telling myself thats it is just a stage and it will wear off. Yet yesterday at the store my mind kept wondering did I make sure I returned all the love shown me. My fellow roomies in the chat room that I attend have threatend to do an intervention; luckily for me they are slowing getting pulled in themseleves. Yes i shamefully admit to telling them all about the FU with the hope that like me they will get addicted. I know you think that is shallow, but you must realize its the FU not me. Im not responsibe for my spordic behavior. The good part is I recognized i have a problem. So i asked the fubar staff for help, they directed to the very first fubar annon. meeting, where i met my sponsor and I a

Gay Marriage
I support it. That is all. What? I need to give an explanation? Why? That would be like trying to explain why straight people can get married. I think gays have the same right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Hehe Seriously though, there is absolutely no logical reason on this earth to ban gay marriage. I mean, come on, there are 3 main reasons people don't support it, and my fucking god are they more retarded than a Bush speech. "The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity." ~Thomas Szasz 1. Social Instability This point addresses the opposition's fears concerning the social instability they believe would be the result of legali

When
well it is official that men can all go to hell....it is also official that there is no such thing as a good man they can all go rot in hell.....i can have friends but there is no way in hell that i ma ever going to love like or even look at another man so i guess that i am going to stay single the rest of my life.........hell i was doing better with out a man all they do is screw things up make it to where you caint think strait so i am done never agian will i get hurt

I'm Not That Much Of A Virgo?
You have very few Virgo traits and you even enjoy the spotlight, occasionally. You rarely find fault in others and you are quite easy to get along with. You are not obsessed with health or hygiene the way most typical Virgos are and prefer a healthy balance in life. Fortunately, you also have a lot more self-confidence than most Virgos. To learn more about Virgo, click here!

Daste Vs. Politics
With the election damn near knocking on your door, it's about time I address the "Political Issues". Abortion, Guns, Healthcare, Immigration, Stem Cell, Iraq, Same-sex Marriage, Social Security, Taxes. These are the top 9 issues that decide who's in the front and who's taking it in the rear. Abortion I support abortion rights. However, there are catches to this as there are many different scenarios on this playing field. Abortions must be signed off by both parents at said hospital or there will not be one. If the father cannot be found (within a reasonable search) or is otherwise not able to attend (prison), then this can be waivered. However, if the woman misled the hospital in her reports and this if found out (usually by the father) then this may be taken to court if and only if the father wanted the child. Depending on the usual thousands of factors in any case, the court may fine the woman anywhere from $100K - $1M in reparations. If the guy wants the kid, but the wo

Feelings
So I am liking this guy, he is an absolute sweetheart. But I am scared. I haven't felt this way about anyone since my ex (who I fell truly and MADLY in love with) so I know if I continue liking him I could feel the same way about him. He likes me too, but I fear he won't when he meets me. I fear that someone else will snatch him up before I have the chance to. I fear that I will fall more for him and that I won't be able to keep him or he won't feel the same way about me. I feel like a school girl with a major crush, the butterflies and heart skipping beats and it feels great. Yet I am scared if I get too close I will end up getting hurt. So I take things slow, but it is SOOO hard to with him! I have been single for a year and a half, its about time I find someone special, could it be him? Is it a chance I am willing to take? Is he worth it? Should I get my hopes up? Yes. I think I will take the chance. I know the risks, and he is DEFINITELY worth it! Wish me luck!

...
--Just something I wrote over a month ago.-- It's me and you in a room with four walls. Nowhere to run off to, nowhere to hide. Face your fears; come clean. Panic; sweat dripping down his face. Stumbling on his words. Hyperventilating; his heart rate increasing. Relax. Catch your breath. Wipe those tears from your eyes. Look passed the perfection. Face pressed against his hands. Silent screams, heart aching. This may take a while. Don't be reluctant to open your heart. Don't be ashamed to feel. Look deep into her eyes, surrender to her beauty. This can't be left unspoken. It's me and you in a room with four walls. It's 4am and the angst kept us both awake. Time's running out; it's almost over. With his last strenuous breath, he whispers, "I would have waited a long time for a lifetime with you."

Tenative Plans For My Birthday
My big 4-0 is March 22nd. It's Easter/Ostara weekend. A friend of mine has a camp ground/festival site in Lousiana and has offered to allow us all to camp there. It's at least 300 acres with 5 miles of lake front. It would be great to have everyone come out and relax. Might still be cool then though Would any of my friends be interested in going camping in Lousiana that weekend? OR Party in Houston? Would anyone even be in town?

Why?
I kiss your picture every morning and night Why did it all have to end without even a fight One day you were all loving and caring The next at my heart you were tearing I wish you could understand how much you mean to me Wish there was I way I could just get you to see What you're doing is not the best thing for me I don't want to just live my life to only just be There's a hole in my heart that will never be filled Even though you think this is what you have willed No man will ever replace you in my soul There is just too big a hole I know that you think you are doing what's best But forget that thought forget the rest Come back to me and I'll show you what's true I love you so much I'm the woman for you

This Was A Blog Entry Rant From Collorme.com...yes, Written By Me.
Lets get a few things perfectly straight here...I don't care who you are. No, I don't care how big you think your dick is nor do I want to see how small it actually is. No, most of you will NEVER meet me let alone be my Dom. No, you can not see me on cam doing much of anything but sitting because NO, I don't show. I don't do shows and IF I ever (in another life) did...you probably couldn't afford it anyways. This little rant was sparked by the 10 FUCKING pages of emails of pure, digusting, unadulterated, BULLSHIT that just NEVER seems to stop. I haven't been here a fucking week and already I have offers from people that don't even bother to want to get to know me. The majority on here are fakes. Guys that think that putting "Dom" in their screen name and on their profile gives them the right to smack some ass. Guys that obviously were not hugged enough as a child or were hauled over daddy's knee and liked it. Some...a few...small...extremely miniscule percentage of you

'brady Bunch' Actor Dies At 84
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Allan Melvin, a character actor best known for playing Sam the Butcher on "The Brady Bunch," has died. He was 84. Melvin died of cancer Thursday at his home in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles, said Amalia Melvin, his wife of 64 years. The jowly, jovial Melvin spent decades playing a series of sidekicks, second bananas and lovable lugs, including Archie Bunker's friend Barney Hefner on "All in the Family," and Sgt. Bilko's right-hand man Cpl. Henshaw on the "Phil Silvers Show." But his place in pop culture will be fixed as butcher and bowler Sam Franklin, the love interest of Brady family maid Alice Nelson, who was played by Ann B. Davis. Melvin played the role from 1970 to 1973. Born in Kansas City, Missouri, in 1923, Melvin grew up in New York and attended Columbia University. He was appearing on Broadway in "Stalag 17" when he began his decades-long television career with "The Phil Silvers Show," playing a role his wife said was alw

My Happy Hour
BEFORE AFTER MY SUMMARY > Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love.245 members leveled up during your happy hour: boki 'Newfu' (1) Phillipusa1 'Wasted Fu' (7) rfrett 'Fu-ling' (2) OInnocentone 'Twisted Fu' (6) lanaki11 'Newfu' (1) cowboyroy_28 'Grasshopper' (3) inwardhaloo 'Newfu' (1) bigdaddyg75 'Regular' (12) thisbitchistired 'Chill Fu' (4) Amber69 'Fu-ling' (2) BigFish 'Fu-ling' (2)

Final Knee Update
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee I graduated therapy on Thurs. Therapist said if they had a wall of stars I'd be on there. I have almost totally recovered the use of my knee. On my own I'm within 9 degrees with therapist's help got to within 2 degrees of my left knee. BUT, that isn't the only reason I'd be up there. Normally a person with total knee replacement can NOT hyperextend their knee(bend it backwards)I not only can but can get on my own within 1 degree of my left. Kept telling her may have a new knee but my joints are all double jointed lol. I still have 2 mo that I need to be doing a home program and will have to do stretching about everyday for the rest of my life, but at least I no longer need to go into their office :). I have one final Dr. visit, but he was totally impressed when I went in on the 3rd lol. For only 2 1/2 months post surgery I'm proud to say except for a few aches I'm back to normal IF I am normal lmao. Love you guys for all your support :)

Butt Hurt People
Ok, so everyone visits people's pages and rates them, right? Their pic's and their page gets rated. Why the hell do people get mad when they get a lower score than 10?! It's stupid. Take for example this person, *~*HockeyChik*~*CLUB F.A.R #1!~fan-rate-add me-thx!*~*' , who got butt hurt when I gave her a 9. She went to my page and gave me a bunch of 9's and said it's because "you get what you give." How stupid, not everyone (including myself) are a 10 on fubar. Everyone should just accept honest opinions, if a person is too sensitive to handle bad opinions then they shouldn't put their pictures out there to be judged.

Mayonnaise Jar & Two Cups Of Coffee
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes". The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now", said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to r

Religion
You say you are not trying to single out Christians and this what most people say right b4 we take a swift kick to the ass, 'because other religions haven't looked down on others or discriminated against others' (dripping sarcasm of course)not like the Aztecs maybe or the Ancient Egyptians or maybe even some of the other pantheons Greeks, Romans, no we cant pick on them why because their religions don't exist any more for the most part, and we as Christians grin and bear it, you know, if some one is Islamic/Muslim and they commit a act of violence in the name of their religion, they are considered radicals or an isolated faction, but if some group out in who knows where kills some one in the name of Christianity then we are all to blame, when some one tells me they are Pagan, Buddhist, Taoist, or other wise spiritual I am curious I want to know more I want to engage in conversation , how ever the moment I mention I am Christian the look of distaste or look of knowing like they know al

Love Quotes
love quotes that are anything but cheese. 1. “Only when we give joyfully, without hesitation or thought of gain, can we truly know what love means.” ~ Leo Buscaglia 2. “Love builds bridges where there are none.” ~ R. H. Delaney 3. “Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.” ~ Comte DeBussy-Rabutin 4. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” ~ Joan Crawford 5. “When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.” ~ Elizabeth Bowen 6. “Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.” ~ Kurt Cornish 7. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” ~ Pearl Bailey 8. “Love is the only gold.” ~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson 9. “LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Mark Twain 10. “Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’

Cant Play The Game Forever
AFTER SOME LONG HEART ACHING AND CRYIN TODAY I MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE THE WOMAN I LOVE AND STILL LOVE I TOLD HER TO MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE ... IAM TORN FROM THIS BECAUSE I FUCKED UP IN THE FRIST PLACE SHE WANTED TO FIX THINGS WITH ME SHE WANTED TO STILL BE WITH ME BUT I TOLD HER TO MOVE ON CAUSE IAM NOT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR HER I FILL I FUCKED UP TIME AFTER TIME AND I FILL LIKE SHE DESERVE WAY BETTER THEN THT. GUYS DONT BE FUCKIN STUPID ALL YA LIFE CAUSE MY MOTHER TOLD ME ONCE WHEN YOU FALL HARD FOR A WOMAN IT WILL BITE YOU IN YA ASS AND YOULL BE SITING IN THE CUT LIKE DAMN WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MAM WAS RIGHT NOW IAM FUCKED UP PROBALY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE CAUSE OF THE CHOICES I MADE. MY ADVICE TO ANY NIGGA WHITE OR BLK IF YOU PLAYIN THE FIELD ON YA GIRL STOP RIGHT NOW CAUSE YOULL END UP IN A WORLD OF HURT AFTERWARDS. THINK ABOUT THT IS THT PIECE OF ASS YOU FUCKIN WITH REALLY WORTH IT SHE THT WOMAN GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS PROBALY N

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You And I
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives. From now untill the end of time!

My Pimp Out - Made By Lauria
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As I Mature
As I Mature I've learned that you can't make someone love you all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in I've learned that no matter how much you care, some people are just assholes I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it, I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes after that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs, I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up then you think I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take its place I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house one of your kids did it I've learned that people you care about most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones

Where Does She Belong
She's too country for the city life, She just doesn't fit in, But she's too city for the country, Where does she begin? She's jeans and high heels, A little rock and roll, She's pearls and sneakers, A little country as well. Too fast for the slow life, Too slow for the fast lane, Too city for the country, And too country for the rat race. She dresses up by dressing down, Denim and curls, High heel boots, leather suit, She lives by her own rules, No place to call home, She does the best she can, All she really wants, Is a good loving man. 12-12-2007

To The Best Freinds And Family On Fabur Thank You!
Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS, WILDMAN, TWEETY, MY FAMILY, THE DIVA 'S AND BIG PAPA, THICKAZZ4YOU AND NYCE-N-SLOW....................!

Health And Safety Warning
hi everyone, I had this sent to me in an email off a very dear friend of mine that I have known for years, so I trust his judgment and thought I had better forward this information on to everyone I know Health and Safety Warning Please do not swallow your chewing gum!!!!!!!!!! This is what could happen if you do, you have been warned!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO hehehehe

Cops
I can't believe the Cops here lol Stop you for tinted windows you don't have a license in this state they just write you a ticket and ou go get a license and they throw it out but can't change the tint on the windows its from the factory that way lol but oh well not my car i will pay that ticket its all good

Auction!!
I am officially in Mr Pibbs Auction. This auction will run from January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! *check me out* thx guys and girls :) *click my pic*

Spin Again
what to say... This man is so special... He makes me feel right on the inside, which is something that hasn't happened in a long long time... Like since I was 17... It's awesome, it's scarey and it's everything in between... I'm putting this in here because he is so special and I'd like to make sure people know what he truely means to me ... SpinAgain*@ fubar He's a really great person and has a awesome sense of humor and well I can't list em all.... glitter-graphics.com

B. Daltons, B. Daltons, Say Good Night Like The Waltons
I know the formal name of the bookstore is B. DALTON, but this was the only rhyme I could think of! I’m going for something akin to “Red Rover”. Hmm, this reminds me of another incident, where the smart person I usually think I am had a brain freeze … Thursday night I brought Sarah and Jeffrey with me to our local bowling alley where their mom (my wife) Martha and their aunts Margaret and Mary are on a bowling league. Martha’s current average is 94, and she actually broke 100 her second game of the night! While waiting around with the kids – Margaret’s kids Patrick, Breanna, and Josceline were also there because bowling is almost THE social hangout here if you’re not an average teenager or a heavy drinker – I was playing one of the touch screen games and selected Word Jumble (like the ones you see in newspapers where you have to guess four words or phrases and use circled letters to guess the missing phrase at the end) and got stuck on one of the clues, H- I-S-O-T. I sat down af

Offended
Maybe I am over reacting. I just want to say that if I have offended anyone on here, please let me know. If I have I am sorry. Also, if I have offended anyone on here and you no longer want me on your friends list then by all means take me off and I will never visit your page again. At least give me the curtousy and tell me. If you dont want to tell me and just delete me as a friend, then I will understand.

Our New Puss.....i Mean Kitties....lol
i Just wanted to share this link with everyone. i Made this slideshow of my Pussy....cats. And They are Just too Cute. The pics were taken by My slave and i'll have to say she did great. Hope you like them. My Pussies Page too

For The Homewreckers
Not everyone wants the truth. There are many who hate the TRUTH... But only the truth will make you free(john8:32).You know as we do that,A LIE WILL GO ROUND THE WORLD BEFORE THE TRUTH CAN GET HIS SHOES ON. Surly you have experienced what damage a lie can do... this is why we must consistently seek the TRUTH,For it is only the foundation that will last. A woman called my house and ruind my family life made a man hurt me and lie, It takes two to reck a home the man and the woman he is trying to meet. So other girl you can have him he will only hurt you in the same way he hurt me.14yrs with him its going to be hard.

I Never Saw
I Never Saw Your hand was always there to hold, Your smile was always mine, Your words were never silent, But I never saw the sign. Your heart had opened up the door, And let me peek inside, Your eyes had gazed upon my face I never saw you hide. Your patience and your sentiment, Were buried, but in view, You offered out your friendship I never saw the truth. You hid beyond a veil of hope, Shadowed, masked inside The words upon your gentle lips I never saw your pride. You hovered in the background, Like a breeze appearing when, Your need to capture moments came, I never saw them, then. How could my eyes have missed your smile, How could I never see The endless times and hoping That had always been for me. How could I search for what was here, And never know its core, So much was given out to me, and yet, I never saw.

New Train Updates The Soul Train Now Has 87 Passengers And Still Have Room For More!
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I Know Why You Hurt Me
I know why you hurt me, Though I know you care, You don't know what to do, With the love I share. I know why I stay here, Though it hurts everyday, I want you to know the peace, Of someone who will stay. I know why you fight me, Though you know I am here, Push me away before, I hurt you and strand you there. I know why you make me cry, Though you know how hard I try, Hurt me now, before I can say goodbye. I know why you stay, Though you may not, Take a small chance, On the love you have sought. for WMH 12-11-2007

Rain On Me
Never take for granted the coming of the rain A sensual wetness with it's dewy embrace Titillating warmth, moist on the skin Soft kisses gently falling upon your face Caressing senses pure and raw I savor the scent A taste ever so sweet Fills my soul with intense pleasure A comforting embrace, washing away all the pain The rain we shall crave, again and again

Original Writing #2
Friday, October 12, 2007 Is This Love? Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships has anyone ever loved you i mean like really loved you absolutely unconditional pure unadulterated love no questions asked love im so happy to see you love im here for you love take me im yours love no one can get in the way love no one stop us love i will take a bullet for you love i will kill for your love i will die for you love no one can understand this love no one will ever have you but me love you will be mine forever love its all or nothing love i will have you and no one else will ever have you ....love love? uuuummmmm im kinda thinking that may not be the right word for what this is lets see lust maybe stalking maybe infatuation maybe extreme depravity almost definitely your fucked up in the head most certainly a psych eval is absolutely necessary ummmm yea that sounds a little more like it and yet..... those 3 words cross

A Poem A Friend Sent To Me
An original poem written by Robert > > > Beauty within your heart > > > > > > Close your eyes, touch your heart > > > Do you feel the beat of my heart > > > For within your heart it resides > > > Just a starting point of my love > > > > > > Your beauty goes beyond looks alone > > > It has a lasting foundation within > > > It is the fondness of your words > > > The sweetness and caring of your gaze > > > The fondness of your words > > > The warmth and passion of your smile > > > All this and more makes your heart > > > So special to me > > > > > > Take my heart and we will begin > > > A wonderful journey together > > > My heart has been taken by yours > > > Once they were two, now merged into one > > > Always and forever, a heartbeat for all time

Original Writing
Monday, October 29, 2007 SEX AND LOVE Current mood: contemplative Category: Life there are two words that have come a long way and yet have fallen so far behind love and sex to some people these words are basically interchangeable but in reality they are inflated, overrated and overstated two simple words three and four letters with completely different preconceeived ideas differnt meanings in different cultures, differnt religions, different races, even different sexes these words are essentially as old as time itself and have basically remained unchanged since the beginning of time but our interpretations have changed and evolved and devolved up and down throughout history we have gone from exclusive monogamy to sheer hedonism back to exclusivity back to sexual exploitation where is the middle ground the happy medium the words without the feelings the attachments or the commitments we all have substantial views pe

Saying Goodbye.
Ladies and gentlemen of Fubar.com, Itz not often i would sign on here just so i would see whatz going on with my profile and the updates of my friends and fans. I mean let's face it. No Offense, but it's starting to bore me. itz never working anymore while im here so im saying goodbye. within a week from now i will be deletng this profile to stay with myspace so you all have a week to say your last words to me before i go. i appreciate everything ya'll done for me and thank anyone who've accepted my friend request. Thank You And God Bless, -Arkum Heartless

James Chapter Verses 5-10
5 EVEN SO ,THE TONGUE IS A LITTLE MEMBER,AND BOASTETH GREAT THINGS , BEHOLD, HOW GREAT A MATTTER A LITTLE FIRE KINDLETH 6AND THE TONGUE IS A FIRE , A WORLD OF INIQUITY ,SO IS THE TONGUE AMONG OUR MEMBERS, THAT IT DEFILETH THE WHOLE BODY, AND SETTETH ON FIRE THE COURSE OF NATURE, AND IT IS SET ON FIRE OF HELL 7 FOR EVERY KIND OF BEASTS ,AND OF BIRDS AND OF SERPENTS AND OF THINGS IN THE SEA, IS TAMED AND HATH BEEN TAMED OF MANKIND 8 BUT THE TONGUE NO MAN CAN TAME , IT IS AN UNRULY EVIL, FULL OF DEALY POISON 9THEREWITH BLESS WE GOD ,EVEN THE FATHER AND THEREWITH CURSE WE MEN WHICH ARE MADE AFTER THE SIMILITUDEOF GOD 6 OUT OF THE SAME MOUTH PROCEEDETH BLESSING AND CURSING ,MY BRETHREN , THESETHINGS OUGHT NOT SO TO BE GOSSIP, BACKBITING , RIDICULE ALL ARE NEGATIVE SPEAKING, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PART OF , THESE THINGS TEAR DOWN THE THINGS OF GOD , AND THE CHILDREN OF GOD , WE NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND FOCUS ON THE GOOD IN EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF TEARING EACH O

Reign Of Fire
Reign of fire. When a London tunneling project uncovers an unearthly fire-breathing beast from centuries of slumber, all hell breaks loose. Twelve year old Quinn (Christian Bale) sees his mother, one of the workers, die trying to escape this new terror. Twenty years later as a "fire chief", he tries to keep a group of refugees alive with fierce dragons dominating the air, burning the land, and feeding on the ash. Unexpectedly Van Zan (Matthew McConaughey), a hotshot american militia leader, shows up with a ragtag group of slayers on a perilous crusade to hunt down and destroy the beasts. Tempers flare when there is a struggle for leadership - until both men realize only one species is getting out of this alive. Being a dragon fanatic i am kinda biased about this movie, however they did an excelent job trying to explain how such beasts could actually exsist. The storyline is great and special effects are wonderful. Anyone who loves a good dragon movie this is a must see, it alm

Crazy Day
Well, lets see I ventured out today after my paper route. I was in need of my popcorn crave. I walked to Wesco for my fave popcorn which is like 8 miles from home and its only 14 degrees out and blowing snow and the road's are wet and slushy. Oh Joy, I didnt feel like calling a cab for $4.00 there and $ 4.00 home so I walked. Nice fresh air. Well, It was until some jerk flew by and splashed me with the slush so as he was just gone by and traffic was slowing down,I turned around and Mooned him. By the time I pulled up my britches and turned around I hear a huge crash and look up to see the Jerk and 2 other cars slammed into each other. Sure hope it wasnt cause of my arse. but serves him right for splashing me... LMAO... I walked in and got my popcorn and took the cab home and now I sit here still laughing about it. THought I would share. Have a good day Everyone, I know I will.. it will be hard to pick out mine in a line up though,lol

Here We Go Again
You know its been a few since I lost my head over things wrather online or well in life. I just want to make a few things clear a few things up for those that need or should hear it! Everyonce in a blue moon I will go and read a friends blog or their MMM what the hell ever that thing is for... and well they want some sort of feed back about it...alright I can do that. I have no need or urge to sugar coat anything.. infact I wont for any reason. If you dont want my oponion and well dont want me to have one then maybe just maybe you shouldent post it. As for the other readers that like to see what others post and then have something to say against it thats great I am always up for a good debate BUT DO NOT message me and attempt to attack me in the form of txt... thats just retarded. If I cared even the slightest bit about your oponion I would let you know and untill I do STFU! That brings me to another fact.. I myself tend to post blogs about whats going on in my life but I do no

Old Soul, Lost Soul
Old soul, lost soul, Soul in torment, Fill the blue eyes, That were heaven sent. Sorrow and pain, Anguish and regret, You've tried to hide, Since the day we met. Wants and needs, You won't let me see, But if you'll help, I can break you free. Let me heal the wounds, That fill your head, Give me a chance, To erase cruel words said. Feel the gentleness in my touch, As I trace your soft skin, Let my words flow over you, Hear the love within. for WMH 12-11-2007

Life
life is how you make it not how people make you. some poeple try to change others but they dont look at there selfs as well. so here to the judgers ,,,look at urself before saying something that you might regret cause you my end up on the other end one day. then what do you have to say then??????????????? i hate judgers. there is only one judge in my life that is THE MAN UP STAIRS. be urself not a fake or how someone wants you to be.

What Do You Think?
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My 1st Fubar Nut Job
I guess I've been blessed, but today I had an encounter with my 1st FUBAR nut job: This nut refused to believe that I was not some guy she worked with from South Carolina. I tried politely to tell her that she was mistaken, but when she started ranting about lawsuits and reporting me to FUBAR it was time to block her! Gotta love the internet!

My Happy Hour Tonightt
its at 6 pm pst lets really rock fubar and use it well...lets show them all that fubar is for fun helping friends out and showing the love xoxo and please stop by fatsonny and devilgirls page...come join in our good times and laughter xoxo its a date see u all there muahssssssssssss

The Devil Owns Our Houses
Been watching the news an reading the paper an seeing the foreclosure market at its high. People losing there homes but nothing is being done. Our economy is deterriorate an seems as though we've been in this recession for the last two years. Yet there are billions of dollars going over fighting something and rebuilding a country, while our homeland goes to shit. I thought we were people that took care of our own, people come over here cause its a better life but only to have doors shut in there face. Either cause of there race or religion. The sad fact is when Bush leaves office the next president is going to have a mess to clean up instead of dealing with the issues that they have been preaching for the past two years while running. People are over looking this crisis an or turning heads. Funny thing is when I drive down a block I see at least one to two house for sale an most likely those homes are going to be foreclosed on cause of the fact that its not able to sell in tim

I Know Why The Cat Walks Alone
Long and sleek, See the cat pace, Feel the tension, Etched on his face. Soft and kind, I know he can be, If the pain will, Ever set him free. Cold as ice, Are the blue eyes, Gentleness hides, Neath the deadly lies. Hear the growl, Deep in the voice, As the words say, He has no choice. I know why the cat, Walks alone, Because his heart's, Been turned to stone. for WMH 12-11-2007

The Mile High Club
HELLO PEEPS I AM BUILDING MY OWN LOUNGE THE MILE HIGH CLUB.... I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER DONE IT BUT IT IS GREAT HE HE HE...THE ONLY THING I GONE SAY ABOUT IT TRY IT WHEN YOU GOT A CHANGE.... HOTTT & SEXXXY I AM WORKING STILL ON IT BUT IT WILL BE GREAT SO COME JOIN AND YOU WILL SEE HOW ITS GONE BE WHEN IT IS READY..... RADIO ADRENALINE IS PLAYING SONGS FOR YOU ALL THE TIME 24/7...PUSH THE BUTTON BELOW THE RADIO AND A DJ WILL TAKE YOUR CALL .... HOTTT & SEXXXY OK HERE IS THE LINK TOO MY LOUNGE JUST PUSH IT AND YOU WILL END UP IN MY LOUNGE....PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TOO THE LOUNGE AND YOU WILL BE COMING BACK ALL THE TIME.... SO I HOPE TOO GREET YOU IN MY OWN LOUNGE ...BE WELCOME BE YOURSELF .... Music Video:UNCHAINED MELODY (by Dj Mystik)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

This Has Been 1 Year I Have Been Here
WITH ALL GOING ON IN MY LIFE , I HAVE BEEN HERE 1 YEAR AS OF JAN 16TH OF 07 . WOW 1 YEAR IT WAS THEN CALLED CHERRY TAP NOW FUBAR . TY YOU AL FOR BEING IN MY LIFE FOR THE YEAR . Thank You Comments AS SOME OF YOUS KNOW ME I CAN BE A LIL DEVIL OR ANGELFree Comments & Graphics THANK YOU FOR BEING MY SISTER AND BROTHER AND FRIEND HUGS CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Your Words
I lie awake just watching you sleep, Praying to GOd, your love I'll get to keep, I fell too, hard. I fell too fast, I fell too deep, Please, God, his love I need to keep. You touch me and I know you still care, You try to hide the love both know is there, To pretend you don't just isn't fair, Because you know I will always be there. Your words say no, but your eyes say you lie, When you say those words you can't look me in the eye, They tell me in so many ways our love won't die. When you hug me, you hold me so tight, Your caress on my skin feels so right, You reach out for me in the night, This tells me more than any words might. for WMH 10-27-2007

Uniform Bashers
I can't imagine how our young men & women in tne military feel , comming home to all this crap.What in the Hell is wrong with you people ...These people are brave enough to stand up for US and our country, so where do you get off!I seen a bumper sticker "IF YOU CAN"T STAND UP FOR THEMSTAND IN FRONT OF THEM. Maybe you should, or better yet go fight for them and try to stay alive doing it.

Meeting
Meeting across roads At the beginning it's where we belonged But I guess I was wrong I always end up up doing something wrong I feel like I will never belong and wonder how much how muchit will go on Wondering if I should give up and run away I'll never look back at my life cause my life has gone astray. 1-18-08

Hazel Eyes
People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS. They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed. You are easily bored and mentally agile.

Here I Am
Here I am, here to serve your every need. Here I am, to show you the great places that you have never been before. Here I am, to hold you and to be your shoulder to cry on. And here I am, to give you all the love that I have and to support you.

See What You Think!
I was going thru some old emails that i have gotten and came across this one.I decided 2 share it with all of you!~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... ************************* *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** ************************* Repost this saying: "Delete her!!!" Remember, the Bible says: "IF YOU DENY ME BEFORE MAN, THEN I WILL DENY YOU BEFORE MY FATHER

Our Are Kids Really Safe?
I want to know what this world is coming too when our kids are no longer safe at school, we have students that tease and tease or bully our kids and there is nothing being done about this. Our teachers won't step in and help and some schools only make it worse by not setting up better punishments for them. every day we see some thing on the tv about another school shooting and we wonder why? why would this kid shoot his classmates well I think if we all really look at this we all know why they do this, they are tired of being pushed around all the time, tired of being bullyed or teased or beat up all the time. I am worried about our kids growing up in this day and age. How can we help our kids be safe? I don't want to be one of thoes parents that get a phone call or hear on the news that there child has been killed by another student. I think that all schools need to step in and really help thoes students that are being bullied all the time before there are more and more school shootin

Hate
I hate the way I love you, I hate that I even care, I hate the way I gave you my heart, I hate the way I gave you my soul, I hate that you fill my dreams, I hate that your kiss melts me, I hate that your touch thrills me, I hate that your silence chills me, I hate that yuour smell excites me, I hate the way your eyes ignite me, I hate the way you make me feel, I hate the hold you have on me, I hate that I can't let you go, I hate the way my heart pains me so, But most of all, I hate the way I love you so. for WMH 10-14-2007

Giveaway
WELCOME TO THE SHERRYLICIOUS GIVEAWAY THESE PEOPLE HAVE 30 DAYS TO DO THE FOLLOWING 30 000 comments for happy hour 20 000 comments for 7 day blast or 20 000 comments for vip for a month THAT’S IT 30 DAYS AINT TOO HARD OR IS IT? LETS SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO GO GIVE THEM A HAND GET YOUR POINTS BOMBERS REMEMBER 30 DAYS IS IT NO LONGER IT STARTED ON JANUARY 18TH AT 12:30 AND WILL RUN TILL FEBUARY 16TH AT 12:30 PM

It’s The Veteran
Backbone of liberty; fighting to keep us free, Sacrifice homeland safety; battles fought abroad. First Veterans; founding fathers, Gave to us our freedom’s liberty. ‘Twas not the preacher, campus organizer, Who fought for religions free . . . free assembly. Veterans fought for your assembly, worship free. It was not the lawyer, politician, Who gave your right to vote . . . trials fair. Veterans fought for your voice, equal treatment. Nor was it the poet, reporter, That fought for free press . . . free speech. Veterans fight for unbiased news, talk. . . fear free. Saluting the flag under which he serves, Veteran’s foundation sacrifice. Freedom mortared by brave blood spilt . . . Maintains our liberty rights.

American Soldier
"America these soldiers, everyone of them young and old, Made a choice to serve their country, Never forced never told". "They're strong America, the bravest in the land". "And if you'll allow me the time, I'll tell you my plan". "It's simple America, freedom must withstand". "I believe it should encompass the entire globe, Not just one nation or other selected pieces of land". "They are called to duty America, To fight for a worthy cause". "To rid the world of evil, "Forgetting not the cost". "I stand with them America, As they tread on foreign land" "I give them strength to complete their task, So they may return home once again". "The lives of many America, Will be lost you understand". "But those who don't return, Serve my greater plan". "The lives of those whose blood is shed, Were selected some time ago". "For I require special angels here,

End Day
The day passes by as light fades away Its getting closer and closer now The shadows of night, the sounds of the dark Are all I ever hear now Walking through rain, the bitter sweet cold It feels like a song, with no end in sight Playing for noone, playing for me Is this what my heart of hearts thinks A darkend forest comes into view In a field of green I now stand Covered in darkness under the moon This is my place I know where my mind is free to roam Taking a seat, away from it all I grab hold of the sharpened knife And watch it gleam, reflecting the stars and moon As I look back at all those times Why does it have to feel this way This feeling of emptiness, growing within As tears stream down my face, for none to see The rains song picks up speed Saying a short and simple prayer Asking for you to be happy Closing my eyes, im ready for the end Whispering 'I love you' one last time Sliding the blade across both wrists Feeling

Existence In A Galaxy Of Nothing
Lost, everything seems grey The colors in a world of nothing A galaxy withough anything Im nothing more then space Thats been taken up by unimportance Who am I but one face Whos life sadly goes unseen Seeking answeres to the questions That plauge the innards of my mind Nothing can ever be obtained Untill a time comes when true loves obtained Without you, this is all that exists Theres no hate, theres no love Theres only this dark void A world without any color or light Without you its impossible to feel To feel happy and full of joy Silence is all my ears hear now As sunny days seem cloudy Like a neverending grey The rain sings of the times When joy and laughter reigned Inside I feel empty Like Im numb with emptiness Your all there has ever been in my eyes You and your infinite beauty Without you I feel blinded Like Ill never again be able to see All the songs of the joy and laughter Because inside Im numb with emptiness And t

Deadly Dreams
A pale moon shines Another smile faked on the outside Laughter as empty as a shell Echos through the inside Distant, are all feelings When everything is so unreal That when smiles are faked And the laughter is only empty echos The inside is crying out for peace For some sort of help or salvation So alone, you sit and wait Within a so unreal state Wishing for joy and someone to love Wishing for the real The wishs are sadly untold As the untold haunts you in your dreams Your to afraid to sleep or dream Though you hope and wish That youll wake up to the light Only to find that youve woken up To the dark reality that is all around As another day slowly creeps on by The days you live seem to be getting darker and darker You continue to hope against hope That youll dream the forever dream Of all the joy and laughter Now knowing the only thing left Is that there is no more hope for the real You lay down and begin to dream The forever dr

Today
today my life felt like it was eroding beneith my feet, the pain and the bordem of the day was so distressing I could have shot myself in the brain and killed millions and millions of braincells and I would have enjoyed it aswell mostly I could and would have give myself the most horrific death in the entire world it would be worse than Jack the ripper the famous killer I mean the day was utterly annoying

Wrote The Words
Wishing I start doubting my art Is what Im doing truly a curse or gift Scaring people with words untold Faces pale as the glow of a full moon I smile in delight as i see the fear rise Swelling up inside of your eyes Why the questioning look of suprise I always knew that I was never like you You never suspected or even guessed That there was such a darkness inside Manifesting itself in the form of this poem Wanting only to be heard My pen birthed these words As my mind soars high with images of pain and death, of fear and guilt My pen gave them form A life of their own And it is to you I hand this to, to read and behold

A Public Aplology Just ~4~ U!!!
Well I admit that I have been a little jealous about some things that have been going on up on Fubar for some stupid reason...I wrote a mumm that a lot of people commented, voted on and did some unnecessary investigation. I never mentioned names and i dont know why some people when they saw who i was talking about said the person's name on the mumm in their comment...there was no need 2 do that..I also thank everybody for their input but there was no need 2 say what u said 2 my man by leaving him a comment on his page or whatever..Some people also were putting into context that he was cheating with this woman but i never even said about how i thought he was cheating with her, all i said was that i didnt like that fact of noting underneath my pic.So i dont know why some people try 2 escalade a situation 2 a whole different situation.So right now I am woman enough 2 apologize 2 my man.I know i apologized about it B4 but there is nothing better than a Public Apology>>> Baby I'm sorry for

Dead Eyes
I can see it burning away Inside of your eyes Your humanity A lonely memory Scarred and left for dead You are just a wandering soul With only vengeance as your guide Your guise that you wear To try and fool this ludicrous world daily Cannot hide the pain and suffering That we all see buried Deep within your eyes

Walking In The Rain
Rain, rain I walk in the rain Whether its cold or warm I walk in the rain In sunlight or nightlight Ill always walk in the rain Forever drenched in a rain of guilt My conscious weighs heavily down upon my soul As my rain continues to fall I prat in tranquility that my rain will one day end For clear skies to shine once again But for now I will walk in the rain

Alone
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

Hope Lost And Found
This hole inside of your soul cannot be filled by just anything at all The pain that you endure on a daily absis never seems to leave and save itself for another day You grow tired of trying the same old tricks to ease the pain that you feel deep within The drugs that you take dont help you like you thought they would You've lost focous on the things tht were once most important to you at one time in your life And all those closest to you seem to be pushing you away for what you have done to yourself In order for you to fill this hole and cure yourself of all your problems You need to take a trip through time To the memories of your past to find the source Then once you identify the problem You can begin your healing and make your own cure To live out the life you've always wanted Just dont ever give up upon that hope for a brighter tomarrow And continue to push onwards, never to look back

Mother
The fading sunlight casts growing shadows upon the walls Its getting darker as time slowly passes by The shinging stars and the glowing pale moon, light up the nighttime sky As nocturnal creatures awaken from their slumber People begin to crawl into their soft and cozy beds for the night I alone am left to wonder why it is that sleep eludes me so Walking down the cold streets with ciggarete in hand I see a forest come into view Taking a puff I walk towards the darkend trees Making my way through, I enter into a small clearing I know this is to be my place Where my mind is free to dwell Leaning up against the lone tree in the small medow of green I look up to the sky above and sigh What once I thought was truth was proven just a lie With the knowledge that I have gained i know better now My life and destiny have never been my own For they are resting in her hands alone Yes I am happy, but at the same time Im sad Scared with fear, Im frozen in place

Reality
Reality is what we know to be truth And a thousand miles away in the darkness of night Admist the burning fires of death and destruction Lies the fragmented remains of my heart Deep within, buried in some unknown place in me A feeling of fear and loneliness Have found its home in me Walking lost among all the uncertainty I wonder what fates lie before me If Ill die this very day or the next Stabbed or shot in the back As the betrayal of friends continues once more The very thought hurts and haunts me to the very core And theres not a time when its not on my mind I just want to run, to break free To escape from this reality that is around me

Side By Side
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck... get the fuck away from me."

Please Dad.............
To everyone that knows what i am going thou with my dad this is what i have sent him in the mail... still nothing. i have not seen nor talked to him in a few years sence Aug 11 2003 the day my mother died. i just dont know what to do. As soft winds sweep away the days I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach... To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to Dad's surprise. I recall my first bike, first wreck, Who picked me up, said, "What the heck?" Convinced me to give one more try, While, knees skinned, I forgot to cry. Just the joy knowing he was there, Making him proud my only care. There was nothing I couldn't do, My heart held fast that to be true. Though teenage years were kind of rough, I sure wasn't too big or tough. You taught me to defend what's right And never back down from a fight. So I learned the hard wa

Violence
You push me into a wall And I shove back, giving my all I'm just the weak one Always getting harassed for the way I am Violence can only be my last option, my last solution Taking out the problem before me The only way I see out Does the way that I look to you Truly make me that different from you Or from everyone that you see Im so f*cking sick of always being abused Tell me whatever it is that I have ever done to you I can only take on so much hatred around me Before it all comes boiling up over the surface I swear today is the day that I will cleanse my hands of you Can you ever take back all of this hellish pain you have given Will we ever one day learn from our mistakes Can you ever take back all of this hellish pain you have givin I swear todays the day that I put all of my torment to an end

Time
Time is playing music And I never really cared enough To notice times sweet melody Until it was to late To fix any of my mistakes Time is like our memories And just like our memories Time will surely fade away Like the passing of the days Or the passing of the stars as they all fly by The times we both had shared are gone All thats left is the sweet memories that I house within But even those memories which I treasure so dearly with all of my heart Will eventually fade away like the sands of time And seem like nothing more then a dream As real as time truly is So are our dreams And as long as I have my dreams As well as all of my memories Youll always be here with me

To My Valentine
Once upon A time There was Truth to the Myth of what You And I Had found In a blank paged Fairy tale. Snow White Doesn't sleep In a casket made of Glass Slippers will break If you wear them. Walk across this Written word With fingers Gently Seeking Loving You And me No more. He loves Me He loves me! Not Enough. To: My Valentine Will you Be mine No longer . . .

Meditation For January 19
I believe that God had already seen my heart's needs before I cried to Him, before I was conscious of those needs myself. I believe that God was already preparing the answer. God does not have to be petitioned with sighs and tears and much speaking before he reluctantly looses the desired help. He has already anticipated my every want and need. I will try to see this, as His plans unfold in my life.

You Are Like The Diamond
You are like the diamond You glimmer and glow And shine so brightly Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth, your heat Only to find none You are like the diamond You are bright and strong But you have no warmth, or love It's a terrible game To play with people's hearts Like mine You are like the diamond You will last longer than most But you will have no love No warmth to back up that bright light So what kind of life will it be? Besides long? Will you regret it someday? Regret being so much like the diamond Regret being so cold And look for me A find me gone? Can I ever leave? No, I can never leave you I am drawn to this cold light This false sense of warmth you give I keep wishing and hoping That someday, you will give warmth But, this will never be Diamonds last forever

Show These Rawkin Ppl Some Luve
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A Glimps Of Myself
I caught a glimpse of myself as I opened my car door yesterday a face I don't really know stared back at me it looked eighty bitter eyes sharp lines in my skin a girl raped of her innocence I suppose you know it's been millions of years since I've talked to you I feel like you died let me feel the snow again before I had to sever you from my side let me hold your hand the simplest things that haunt me let me pretend that I don't really know the truth or better yet let me remember the girl under my skin you took away

I Was Reminded
I Was Reminded As we lay there quiet I was reminded of all the reasons why I lust you Your smile, and the way it teased at me seductively Your laugh, and the way it tempted me Your eyes, and the way they seem to hypnotize me As we sat there silent I was reminded of all the reasons why I love you Your smile, and the way it brings such life into me Your laugh, and the way it makes everything okay Your eyes, and the way they seem to read my thoughts As we stand here now I am reminded of all the reasons why I hate you Your smile, and the way it confuses me Your laugh, and the way it seems to mock me Your eyes, and the way they can look into mine and not feel a thing

Biggie Smalls
BIGGIE SMALLS DEATH INFO We'll Alwayz B Missing You Early on the morning of March 9th, The Notorious B.I.G. was returning to his hotel in Los Angeles after a Soul Train Award party when another car pulled up aside his G.M.C. Suburban in front of the Peterson Automobile Museum and opened four shot's past through the side door where Notorious B.I.G. was seated and left the world wide loved rapper un-conscious and tragically dying upon arrival to a near by hospital. Not much more is known about his death and not much has been done about it either, to be honest. IS THIS ANOTHER COVER UP BY THE POLICE, AND GOVERNMENT!!! LAPD have since admitted spying on HipHop artists and politics is known to hate the HipHop community. Another theorie is that this was a 'retalliation' for the murder of Tupac Shakur which Biggie was linked to by some. Whatever the reason this is a tragic and unnacceptable loss for all! Biggie's death was a vicious shock to the entire music industry and sent s

Thinking
Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I began to choke. I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor, drunken mother - I did not know what was happening. Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat. Wondering. The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.

At Night
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night

My 9 Names
1.YOUR REAL NAME? VINCE 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) VINIZZLE 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) BLACK DRAGON 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you lived on) JAMES ELLSWORTH 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color of your underwear, favorite candy ) GREY ROLLO 7. YOUR JAPANESE NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name.) ILJANT ANO 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name) JAMES MAE 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black MIDNIGHT REPOST WITH: My 9 Names

Corrupted Love
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Quauntine
This i wrote last night when i could not sleep. yes this is about someone i know ... well at i thought i did............................................................................................... Quauantine my mind Shut me out afarid What did you find? Was it smothered emotion? love,sorrow,strife? They/re ever changing Anotherfact of life Both shallow and deep I forever search for solace I need help for heaven sake You promice me that you won't cheat why should i believe you? When you flirt with everyone you meet I HATE THE WAY I FEEL because i feel the way i hate, i need to get myself away from this but it seems like its to late these things i depise they make up you i never said it yet i always knew One single tear Runs down my face carving a deep wound over old scars it's been there before one single tear like a stone dropped into a well ripples in my heart one single tear holding on in despiration unable to acceptfate alas. it's ev

Blah
To those that it matters to: I am really struggling today. The shots that I got Wednesday, Thurday and Friday have really made me very sick, along with a couple of other issues I'm having, like an allergic reaction to the cast. Anyway, I am going to lay down and if you need me, feel free to call me. Hugs to the ones of you that I still like. lol Mary

What Is Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are An Ash Tree You are vivacious and impulsive, which makes you extremely attractive to many. Intelligent and demanding, you don't care much for criticism. You have a ton of ambition and talent, and sometimes money rules your heart. You like to play with fate, and you can be very egotistical and restless. Demanding of attention, you need love and a lot of emotional support. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Chuck Norris 10
*Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. *When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. *It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. *When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. *Chuck Norris can drown a fish. *Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. *Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep. *Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. *Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. *M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. *Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. *The reason newborn babies cry is because

Slow Tears
Slow Tears.... I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those misty eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen. By ME

Winter Wonderland
A chilled winter wind Fresh fallen blanket of snow Tree boughs hanging heavy On my journey I now go Single footprints with each step Trail along with me from behind Silence around as nature sleeps Peaceful thoughts fill my mind A squirrel plays across a branch Chasing its snow to the ground It lands on the new blanket I hear not a single sound A running brook with banks of white Water flowing under ice so blue I stop for a minute and just look Soaking into my memories, all I view A trail I have made as I walked Across this blanket of white this day My prints will be the only sign That a person has passed this way One last look I now take Before I return to where I came from Nothing disturbed of nature’s beauty Except the prints that no lead me home © Tall Mountain Dreamer January 19, 2008

Sleeping In
Ok so heres the deal - I love sleeping in on Saturdays. I got up at 1 pm today not that I was wasted last night or went to sleep at 4 am. I just really enjoy sleeping - this might be a slight sign of depression or maybe even my love of being naked in warm sheets in a dark room. Is it wrong to waste a day or is it a moment in the week when I can just enjoy the silence?

Jealousy
I was talking to a friend the other day about Jealousy. I told him it is a pointless emotion. Here is why. I am out on the town with my girlfriend(hypothetically speaking of course). And we run into an old flame of hers. Now this break up was on good terms, so they are still friends. So I expect them to be cordial and friendly around each other. They don't have a reason to not be. Now he starts to flirt with her. Here is were most people would get jealous. But not me. Here is why. She showed up with me. She is leaving with me. I'm the one she says "I love you" to. I'm the one she is kissing goodnight. I'm the one she will be making love to. I'm the one she will be falling asleep next to. I am the one she will be waking up next to. If anything, the ex-boyfriend that was flirting with her should be jealous of me. Your thoughts?

Foolish Pride
She stayed up all night and cried into her pillow. And Fought off the urge to just break down and call. Last night to find the fault seemed so dam easy, but now who's to blame don't matter much at all. She thinks if she calls him, it just shows weakness, so the hurt goes on with ever tear she's cried. Ain't it sad to see a good love fall to peices, chalk another heartbreak up to foolish pride. Turn out the lights, the competition's over, the stubborn souls are the losers here tonight, and while the bridges burn, another hard hard lessons learned. As in the ashes, passion slowly dies. And this romance goes down to foolish pride. He relives every word they spoke in anger, he walks the floor and punches out the wall. To apologize to her, would be so simple. But instead he cries, I'll be damed if I crawl. If he loses her, he's lost his best freind, and more than just a lover can provide. So he wrestles with emotions, that defeat him...... Chalk another love lost up to foolish pr

Chuck Norris 9
* When Chuck Norris goes cow-tipping, he lifts a cow up and drop kicks it into the neighboring farm. All the other cows simply tip themselves over to keep from having to walk back in the dark. *We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic. *The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. *Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. *Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing. *Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says. *Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. *Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behi

I Feel Like Shit...
i don't like this medicine i've been put on by the psychiatrist, its an antipsychotic called olanzapine (also known by the brand name zyprexa) and i feel like i have slight brain damage. to be homnest i'm a bit scared its gonna fuck me up even more. still fucking wanker single! but at this moment in time i really couldn't care less. my brain feels like its frying! i feel like i'm gona pass out most of the bloody time, i wish i wasn't so fucked up sometimes. it gets a bit too much after a while, people all think i'm insane. well thats coz i am, but i don't wanna be someones lab rat. oh fuck sake i'm so fed up. people are annoying me and i feel like i'm dying. fucking great.

Sick
I'm going on being sick for 4 days now. So naturally I've had a lot of free time to sit around and check out fubar, do online shopping, play a few new games, and oh yeah, blog! All of which I usually don't have too much time for. I've spent a lot of my time listening to music, I tried singing along for a bit but that didn't work out so well for me. My cat Bonzai has been keeping me a lot of company, except when he ambush's/randomly attacks/tank cat's me. I barely watch any T.V. so that's not an option for entertainment. I was hoping to be able to go out tonight, my bud Gerry was wanting to go play some pool but I'll have to pass. I wouldn't want to get him sick too. I guess that's all I got for now, I'll leave you with this.

The The Impotence Of Proofreading
I thought this was very funny but in some ways not very nice so pardon me if it is unsuitable in some areas. Has this ever happened to you? You work very, very horde on a paper for English clash And still get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=) and all because you are the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide word Yes, Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence. This is a problem that affects manly, manly students all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English torturer in my sophomoric year, Mrs. Myth, she said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s all I wanted, that's all any kid wants at that age just to get into a good colleague. Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at just anal community colleague. I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation, I know this makes me sound like a stereo, bu

Modern Day Kight
MODERN DAY KNIGHT Are you one who dares to go where others fear to tread? Can you slay the formidable dragons that most men dread? Do you believe chivalry should live on and never die? That honor should be reflected in all aspects of your life? Do you undertake quests for a creed or praise of the world? Are you determined and committed when others are unsure? Do you believe in being courteous in word and deed? Ride for love of God and Truth on your snowy, faithful steed? With valiant pride, inner strength, nobleness and all your might, When trouble arises do you wield your sword for right? Can you be trusted to keep your sacred vows and word? Where others have given up, do you persist and endure? Are you steadfast, though you are far from view? A champion of justice, worthy of the charge given to you? Would you rescue a damsel in distress with gallantry? With steely glint in your eye, face down the enemy? Would you search 'til you find the 'Holy Grail' of true love?

Hey Whats Up
Well I'm new here and notice this site does kick ass and it don't take long to start from bottom to the top but I dont get on-line much with a normal home computer because I drive alot in Transportation. I have a BlackBerry its a PDA its like a mini computer lol... And if I do get messages from u in my email address it goes to my BlackBerry automaticly but it is tricky to get online with PDA in Fubar because it has so much promgrams running its kinda slow lol. Any how I hope I can make friends and fans out there I wish the best of luck with u all..

So As You Can See
ive had this site for what almost two years now? so im gonna start my account over again wanna start over donno why i just wanna start fresh again lol so im giving warning to everyone so keep an eye open when your welcoming people hehe **MUAH!**

Updates
Well as you can see by my pics I have a handsome grandson!!!!!!!!! Been workin alot lately so I don't have much time to spend on the computer but I try when I can. I am happy to say on Valentine's day we will have a new addition to ou family .....Kailey Lee Noble!!! My close friend Tina is gonna be a Grandma!!!!! It will be happy and sad at the same time since on 11-26-07 hr husband was killed in a car accident and didn't even get to know he was gonna be a grandpa.....but Kailey will have lots of love from all of us.....She will be MEANIE the 3RD as her Momma calls me meanie and she is my mini meanie LOL so I will happily be having a granddaughter just because our families are that close :) Today is the baby shower so I will post a few pics when I get back. Allan is doing well he is now 10lbs 4oz and 22 inches long.....he babbled to me on the phone today when I was talking to my daughter.....SO ADORABLE.....I can't wait for them to move down here so I can have him all the time LOL

Do You Want Fu Bucks
Ok here is my comp, I have a folder that contains 100 Valentine Pictures. All you have to do is Rate them either a 10 or 11 & I will give you 1000 fu bucks, Rate 10 or 11 & Comment & I will give you 2500 fu bucks. Just message me when you have done. Just Click the link below Thank you Luv Di aka Pink xxxx

Vacation At The Flying H Ranch Howl!
OK FRIENDS AND FAMILY WE HAS SOME WINNERS I CAN PROUDLY POST FOR MY RECENT CONTEST! THE QUESTIONS WERE WHO WHERE THE THREE ACTORS IN THE SCENE I SENT YOU ALL IN THE 1969 MOVIE EASYRIDERS AND WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE? THE ANSWERS WERE DENNIS HOPPER ON THE BIKE IN THE BACKGROUND, PETER FONDA DRIVING THE BIKE WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG ON IT AKA CAPT. AMERICA, AND A VERY YOUNG JACK NICKELSON ON THE BACK OF FONDA BIKE LO! NOW WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE WAS MONEY IN A TUBE FOR THEIR TRIP TO THE MADIGRA IN NEW ORLEANS. IT WAS 100 DOLLAR BILLS THEY HAD GOTTEN FROM A DRUG SALE. GREAT AND CLASSIC MOVIE YA CAN PROBABLY DOWNLOAD FOR YOURSELVES ON A SITE CALLED LIME WIRE HOWL! THERE WERE 4 WINNERS TO MY CONTEST AND I AM LISTING THEM IN NO PARTICULAR PREFERENCE OR ORDER. THEY ALL HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED BY FUBAR E MAIL OF WHAT THEY HAVE WON AND SENT A CONGRATULATORY CARD LO! SASSY, HARLEY BABY69, SOMEONE, AND FXYLIL_KITTY. I HAD A LO

My First Contest
Hey there peeps! This is my first contest. I am trying to win Fubucks!!!!!!! Please click on my photo and rate and comment me. I would love all my friends to help me out. I will share the love if i win. Please help me, being as this is my first contest, I would like to feel like I have a chance to win. Show me Luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx.

The Sun Is Shining Brightly...
and I sooooo want to play rather than have to go to work. Fortunately, the kind of work that I do, I can encourage my clients to get out and about and I can still get some enjoyment out of the sun-sunny day today. Wishing that it wasn't my client and it was someone that I could really have some fun with... :D More laters! Have a phenomenal day.....

War
I've kinda been torn on what I think about the war. On one side, I don't think we should be there. Wasting billions of dollars for a country that doesn't want our help and people are dying over there. On the flip side, I think that we kinda need to be there to keep the majority part of the war there. Because if we didn't they would probably be over here, killing our familes and destroying more buildings. Some people tend to forget about 911. It affected the whole country. It affected more to the people who had lost families there, but it happened. Anyways, just thought I'd type down some of my thoughts. L P.S. I wanna vote for John McCain. Anyone who doesn't like, can suck a left nut.

My Second Life
so it comes to my attention that i dont care about my wife anymore and that i dont do anything but sit on my ass all day and ply on the computer and sleep.....im so pissed off right now that i dont need anything from anybody as far as i know it and i have no idea what im going to do about the problems that me and my wife are having right now so with this i say im not going to be getting on here all that much anymore so l8tes

Poem
light after darkness light after darkness gain after loss crown after cross sweet after bitter song after fears home after wondering praise after tears sheaves after sowing sun after rain light after mystery peace after pain joy after sorrow calm after blast rest after weariness sweet rest at last near after distant gleam after gloom love after loneliness life after tomb after long agony rapture of bliss right was the pathway leading to this

I Need My Fubar Vitamin!!!
well my son got married on emerald isle the 29th and of course i was sick with the flu but i made it. it was sweet, a wedding on the beach. we all pitched in and rented a beach house. i thought i was in a barbie house. wow it was nice. now everyone is back to business. my son will deploy sooon. i'm not sure if i'm ready for round 2, but i'm his momma and i support him more than 100 percent. he's so busy training and that's a good thing. i never realized how tough our troops and soldiers have to be 24 hours a day. i'm just getting better, finally went to the doctor. i'm one of those dummies that wait too long before realizing i should've went to the doctor way before. still i missed everyone here, luv ya all!!!

Things To Watch Out For
Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Wont Patrol Brice Street). By Daniel Meyer. . I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors call this being behind the power curve. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chanc

Wrr Party Tonight
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Stuck At Work
So I am really bored and my wonderful boyfriend is next to me and we are both trying to figure this thing out and it is really funny actually. but anyways i hate working saturday mornings...who ever decided we should have to work saturday mornings suck. afternoon isn't that bad but mornings are suckie. anyways im done typing about a whole bunch of nothing for today, sorry if you had to read this but hope my nonsense made you laugh! Smile :)

There's Something About Redheads.
*I did not write this* There's something about redheads. I don't know what it is, but for some reason red hair provokes. It makes little boys run up and scream in your face "Eww. Your hair is RED! It invariably causes postal men, panhandlers, truck drivers and 8th Avenue winos alike to yell "Hey Red," as if it's gonna garner them a smile (or a quarter). Wrong. You'll get neither a smile nor a quarter from a redhead with that line. Another infamous line that we redheads of the female persuasion have to hear all the time is "Hey, are you a natural redhead?" as the conjecturer's eyes make a beeline for your crotch. That line ensures that you are never, ever gonna find out, mister. Granted, your life is dreary and your need for color I can understand, but we redheads are tired of being reduced to a fetish, a crotch, a challenge, a mystery to be solved. It's not the hair that turns men on, it's the spirit that redheads exude.

Calling For Snow...
Well another day calling for snow and rain but they are calling for snow but idk I'm going to the movies with blake and pretty much my other family tonight yay for me well maybe depends on the weather...

Actor Brad Renfro Found Dead In Los Angeles Home
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Actor Brad Renfro, whose career began promisingly with a childhood role in "The Client" but rapidly faded as he struggled with drugs and alcohol, was found dead Tuesday in his home. He was 25. Paramedics pronounced him dead at 9 a.m., said Craig Harvey, chief investigator for the Los Angeles County coroner's office. The cause of death was not immediately determined, Harvey said, but an autopsy could be conducted as early as Wednesday. Renfro had reportedly been drinking with friends the evening before his death, Harvey said. Renfro's lawyer, Richard Kaplan, said he did not know whether the death was connected to any problems with addiction. "He was working hard on his sobriety," Kaplan said. "He was doing well. He was a nice person." The actor served 10 days in jail in May 2006 after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated and guilty to attempted possession of heroin. The latter charge stemmed from his arrest in Los Angeles' Skid Row area,

Ok Lets See Who Wants It
can i get a little help from OUR friends... WE have been in this giveaway since before x-mas...WE do have a life outside of thIS site.. WE HAVE five kids... WE really need help getting it done.. thank you to my friends who have helped... .we got 31500 comments ... we need the rest by April 11th... click pic THANKS EVONNE AND TISMOM05

And Now For Something Completely Different..or Not...
I'm cleaning up the apartment once again. Not that it's really messy but it gives me something to do. Anyways, I like to have some tunes while doing the boring housework. I threw on a mix cd I have (older house music and acid). Anyways, the song "Pacific" comes on from 808 State comes on. I personally love the haunting sound of a saxophone and this song captures it perfectly. The bass line is thumping, the arpeggio's flawless, the of course the sax. Hehe I said Sax. Anyways, it's one of these songs that makes me sigh. I hearken back to better times. But now is now.... Another tune that I used to really dig is by "This Ain't Chicago-Ride The Rhythm". 909 drum machine,check!,gurgling and trippy 303's, check!,samples saying "Ride the rhythm, ride the floor, ride till you can't ride no more" and the occasional "This ain't Chicago". It's one of those songs that makes me want jump up and get down...really! Plus the sample of someone yelling "ACID!" makes me tingle. Goos

Pic Your Pic Contest Hosted By The Watcher
PIC YOUR PIC CONTEST … HOST OF CONTEST IS THE WATCHER CONTEST WILL START WHEN 15 CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN RECEIVED CONTEST WILL LAST 10 DAYS; THE ONE WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WINS WINNER RECEIVES THEIR CHOICE OF A 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP RULES ALL CONTESTANTS AND BOMBERS MUST HAVE A SALUTE …. NO EXCEPTIONS NO DRAMA, SCRIPTING, PROGRAMS, HARASSING, DOWN RATING NO NSFW PICTURES IF ANY PROBLEMS ARISE CONTACT THE WATCHER OR GEEGEE PLEASE SUBMIT PIC BY FU MAIL TO THE WATCHER ONLY

My B-day
well monday is the 21 and its my b-day I will be 33 years old fixing to go threw marrage councling and don't have money to do any thing special besides going to work at 6 am and hope to be home by 3 pm and then just spend time with my lil man who will be 3 on feb 5 and see iiif my wife will spend time with me and what not well thats all for now

Couples Survey........just For Steven
Couples Survey*** 1. What are your first names? 2. How long have you been together? 3. How long did you know each other before you started dating? 4. Who asked who out? 5. How old are each of you? 6. What are your astrological signs? 7. How tall are each of you? 8. Who's mother do you see the most? 9. Who’s siblings do you see the most? 10. Do you have any children together? 11. What about pets? 12. If so, what kind? 13. Which bill is the hardest on you as a couple? 14. How do each of you work? 15. Is that what you went to school for? 16. Did you go to the same school? 17. Are you from the same hometown? 18. Are you from the same town now? 19. Who is the smartest. 20. Who is the most sensitive? 17. Where do you eat out at most as a couple? 18. Where do you shop the most as a couple?? 19. Where is the furthest you have traveled as a couple? 20. Who has the best group of

Adults Only Quiz
Dont be a Chicken adult survey~~ dont be a chicken!!!LOL 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? 5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke? 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? 7. Shower or bath? 8. Do you pee in the shower? 9. Mexican or Chinese? 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? 13. Love or money? 14. Credit cards or cash? 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? 17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? 18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? 19. Have you ever been to a strip club? 20. Ever

22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

Sorry Bob, Not Sorry Bonnie
I had a friend “Bob”. He liked this girl “Bonnie.” I found out Bonnie was lying to him, about a lot of different things. He claims he knew she was sleeping with other men-but I could tell he was really hurt when he found out. I did not know it was wrong for me to tell him. I would want someone to tell me the person I really like was seeing someone else, or sleeping with someone else. Bonnie has bitched me out today. He sent me a text in the middle of the night telling me we could no longer be friends. Upon reading his text message I cried. Then I read an e-mail he sent me this morning and cried again. I have known for about 3 or 4 weeks now she was lying to him. I have known about the other men for a long time, he never did tell me if he knew about them or not.(Before I told him yesterday) So I finally told him everything I knew. (Yesterday) It back fired because he no longer wants to be my friend. I honestly thought being a true friend was telling someone the truth. If someone

"i Miss You" - But I Bet It Doesn't Work
It's sad when people you know,become people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them.... It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we're all in the same boat, missing someone.. be honest...if you really miss someone, a friend, a lover, or a family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I miss you...". Within 1 minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this you will have the worst love life starting in 1 hour

For All The Brotherhood
Just a thought guys and gals in the fire services take your department patch have someone you care about kiss it or blow a kiss at it if they are not with you then place that patch in your turnout coat. Superstitious yeah but hey we need all the luck we can have I have recently done this and going to belive it works hell at least you will have that persons love in the fire with you at all times..............Just a thought

Practical Love Or Wild-assed Crazy Love
And then there is the practical love. See...this is what always gets to me. There is wild-assed crazy in love and all that entails and then there is steady, staid, stable love that supports me and ensures I don't get too out of hand. The question is, which do I prefer? And I suppose it's not a pressing question at the moment. I am capable of taking care of myself, but it is nice to have a love that checks in. It is nice to have a love that thinks about me above others. It is nice to have a love that calls to make sure I am ok before I go to bed at night, when I'm having a rough day. All of these things are nice. And practical. But are they sustainable? Is it more of a gamble to invest myself in love that flits in and out and fills me with inspiration, but cannot be counted on for any other purpose? I'm not sure. Steadfastness and stability seems less of a risk, but is it, really? Are there guarantees in any of it? It seems like, in the end, the odds are about even. Is it selfi

Operation Komando
A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT OPERATIONKOMANDO.COM John wrote to tell me that he just learned about Operation Komando. He’s been sending packages to the troops. But he wasn’t aware that the Postal Service provided free supplies for mailing the packages. Nor did he know that it is possible to send items for the K-9 units. That’s right, folks! As part of Operation Komando, you can help our K-9 units, in addition to our troops stationed overseas. And the post office will help! It offers something called the Military Care Kit. Right now, we’re working with the Base Command Group to distribute packages to troops in Iraq. To learn more about Operation Komando and how you can help, visit my site. NOTE: Did you know that we have a special section on our Message Board just about OperationKomando.com? If you have any questions or comments that you’d like to share about OperationKomando.com, drop by here. FORWARD ALERT: Do you know someone who is looking for a way to show support of our tro

I Love My Piercings, Tattoos & Big Fake Boobs : )~
OKAY FIRST THINGS FIRST........I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY 6 TATTOOS, MY 13 PIERCINGS AND MY HUGE DD FAKE BOOBS.......I HAVE DONE ALL OF IT FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE AND I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS AND I WILL PROBABLY GET MORE.....THE POINT OF THIS BLOG IS TO TRY TO OPEN UP SOME PEOPLES MINDS.........I WON'T BE OFFENDED EITHER WAY BECAUSE I LOVE ME BUT GIVE ME (AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO) YOUR OPINIONS TOO (YES I AM EXTREMELY BORED TODAY....HEHE) Okay so one of my friends went out last night and posted a blog which is what got me started on this little topic. I love her to death and I am not judging her for her opinion. Her is what she had to say: I love to people watch. I swear, I think I am the only person left in Oklahoma City that has not had a boob job, or tattoo's, or my belly button pierced, or my nose pierced! My goodness!!! With all the boob jobs I saw, I should have become a boob plastic surgeon and I'd be set for life!!! What I don't understand is that when a wo

Big Bisou Song For St Valentine
Approach, approach one will dance the big bisou Big bisou in English that wants to say large kiss. Give you a marrowy kiss At the place that I will indicate to you. Our grandfathers and our grandmothers Made tell lies in manners That they put sometimes up to hundred years to embrace itself It is a memory of the pretty last time Exceeded Join you With the big bisou And initially On the hand Old style Noble and all. Attention on the hand you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Just afterwards More closely Known the cheek Attention on the cheek you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Parents of our parents Were some time funny They thought that the babies that comes while embracing It is a memory of the pretty time of front But now We don’t care Big bisou… And initially Bolder Smooch In the neck Attention in the neck you embrace… Stop! Big kiss big kiss Let’s carry on On the nose Not below. Attention on the nose you embrace… Stop! Big bisou,

Funny Stuff!
found this somewhere and had to laugh! Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco

An Original Poem Mr Maryland Man Wrote For Me
Sitting at my desk waiting for you I send IM's I send some shouts Hoping today is my chance to chat with you for if not I will be sad causing me to pout I’d like to get to know you that’s for sure As we have tried once or twice before Without a remedy or certain cure As I know our friend can be so very pure I'll continue to wait as you talk on the phone Counting down the seconds as i tap Know that soon I will leave work off for home Hoping to get a chance to prove myself to Kat Thanks Mr Maryland Man! This is so sweet!">

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the

Hunter's Train
Hi everyone in fubar land, i decided to start my very own train, this train is filled with great fubarians and will travel all over fubar land. if you want on just rate, fan and add everyone on the train. when you send a friend request make suer you put hunter's train in the request once you rate fan, and add everyone send me a message and i'll add you to the train ASAP. thank you and enjoy the ride. ~hunter~OWNER OF WONDER WOMAN & BrownEyedBeauty-DSC- DownTown Bombers -@ fubar WONDER_WOMAN@FUBAR.COM_OWNED_BY_~HUNTER~@ fubar ~♥~BrownEyedBeauty~♥~@ fubar envy is for the weak@ fubar ♥ßlðñÐïê♥§låvê♥ ~N~ R/L Wife~² ♥§r Whï+ê Kñïgh+♥ Ð § Ç@ fubar (R)Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥~R/L Fiance~I Love Kaydee so Deeply!@ fubar *Bomchickawahwah*@ fubar ~DJPhilburg360~~Dirty South Crew~~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~@ fubar ~~SugarSpice~~ Owned By Hunter~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Fo

Sorry Everybody
i haven`t been on here lately because i work nights and fall asleep during the day the only time i can be on here is saturday and sunday but if you want to talk to me leave a message on friday and i will send you one the next day please no crazy emails cause i hate those thing

Great Lyrics!
well which would you prefer) My finger on the trigger, or (me face down, down across your floor) Me face down, down across your floor (me face down, down across your floor) Well just so long as this thing's loaded And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin let's go... Don't bother trying to explain Angel I know exactly what goes on when you're on and How about I'm outside of your window (how about I'm outside of your window) Watchin him keep the details covered You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker) for a sweet talker, yeah And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin (the only thing that I regret is that I, I ne

Things Are Picking Up!
Well we were all pretty lax about bookings over the holidays (nothing better than spending time with loved ones...oh and family too). So the first of the year started off a bit slow for us. But things are picking up nicely now. In fact we just picked up Thursday nights at RG's again as the Selle Brothers decided to take a little time off to learn new material. So we'll be playing there starting next Thursday (Jan. 24th) through the end of February. Speaking of February it's our biggest month yet. We've got RG's on Thursdays, we're playing the Grand Opening of Bass Pro Shop in Independence (2-nights) and we've got Timbercreek Bar & Grill in Louisburg, KS and Jersey's. In all it's only 9 shows, but the pay is really great. So I can't complain. There is one week that will be BUSY as hell though. The week of February 16th (saturday) to Februar 23rd (saturday...yeah that's a week and a day...so sue me! lol). That week we play Saturday the 16th at Timbercreek Bar & Grill from 8pm to

Motley Crue
MOTLEY CRUE Mick Mars After his family relocated from Indiana to California, Deal dropped out of high school and began playing guitar in a series of unsuccessful blues based rock bands throughout the seventies, taking on menial day jobs to make ends meet. After nearly a decade of frustration with the California music scene, the 30 year-old Deal reinvented himself, changing his stage name to Mick Mars and dying his hair jet black, hoping for a fresh start. In April of 1981 he composed a want-ad in the Los Angeles "Recycler" newspaper that read, "Loud, rude, and aggressive guitar player available". Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee contacted him and the three decided to form a band together. Upon Mick's prodding, they persuaded local Rock Candy singer/frontman Vince Neil to hop on board. It was Mars' suggestion that the band be called Mötley Crüe, a name that had stuck in Mars' head when he saw his old band White Horse sitting in a room all together, stating "isn't this a Motley Looking

January 19,2008
We are going to start something a little different than what we normally do..everyday there will be 2 people who are high but just need some love Have a great weekend all oh and starting this weekend Sundays there wont be a daily blog so if you want to work on anyone from during the week feel free Kinkstar Sin * LOL Family@ fubar undergroundlabs®@ fubar Kandi Khaos@ fubar stretch@ fubar spitexas@ fubar myeyezspeak4me@ fubar kayblueeyes-W.T.C- {Dirty South Crew}@ fubar )~~(Vincue2)~~(DSC Rules)~~(Is Getting Married)~~@ fubar Kryptisha@ fubar

Three Gifts
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Dear Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!" "Dear Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes." "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. OKay question is how many of u guys actually have a nice shaft and follow through till ur womans pleasured ? womens comments are welcome also:)

10 Names Lol
1. YOUR REAL NAME. Kascey theresea (unknown) 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) kasizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) white cat 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Theresea dewey 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color of your underwear, favorite candy ) green resses 7. YOUR JAPANESE NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name.) aahray (wtf) 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name) renee clyde 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) black duke 10. YOUR NASCAR NAME: (the first names of both your grandpas') LeeRoy Jack

Gotta Love The Internet
In a bizarre, completely epic, seemingly made-for-the-big screen true story featured in Wired, a 45-year-old former Marine living in upstate New York named Thomas Montgomery visited gaming site Pogo with a fabricated identity: that of Tommy, an 18-year-old Marine about to be sent to Iraq. In a chat room, he met Jessi, an 17-year-old West Virginian girl, with whom he fell in love over IM. There were times when Tommy couldn't be online because he was "on duty" -- but that was really because Montgomery had a wife, two daughters and a job in a factory. Jessi, however, had more free time on her hands, so she would make video montages of herself for Tommy, set to Aerosmith power ballads. About eight months after they'd met online, Tommy proposed. Jessi accepted. He sent her flowers; she sent him G-strings and dog-tags engraved "Tom & Jessi Always & Forever." Tommy told Jessi to send his mail to Thomas Montgomery, his "father." Montgomery was consumed by his marathon online chats with J

Warning.. Your Vibrator May Explode
Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden Wed Jan 16, 10:56 PM ET STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy. A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country's second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said. The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside. "The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed," Strannegard said

Just For Fun ~ Remembering Childhood Joys
As adults, we often get so caught up in "grown up" business that we can forget how to have pure fun. This isn't the kind of fun that comes from doing a specific kind of activity or being in a specific mood for fun. Rather, this is the fun born from the state of pure being. You see this kind of fun in small children who are so busy being fully present to their lives and in their own bodies that the glow of fun radiates from them just because they are alive: the delight that flashes across the eyes of a child who discovers that water flows with the turn of the tap knob or the squeal of pleasure from a young baby whose tongue is being tickled by cold ice cream; then there's the full, infectious laughter of a child watching the same hat trick for the fiftieth time. Back when we were children, this experience of pure delight didn't have to come from a heightened, heady event in order for us to feel like our day had been made; and it can be that way for us again - if we are willing to re

Loving You
running my hand along her thigh nibbling at her ear, she writhes in my arms, as the thought of you floods my mind. stolen kisses, complete darkness, finding each other by feel, knowing where the other is in our hearts. completing one another, filling the voids. existing to love loving to exist.

The Power
My heartbeat pounds As you look at me. The emotions you feel I cannot see. Passion so strong That I cannot breathe, Holding me tight With a gentle ease. You hold the power Of a thousand dreams, Staining my heart With a sexy steam. Shining so bright With that sexiness, I burn with lust

Sigh Of Relief
Well my mom got her results back yesterday and everything came back clear!! I feel so much weight lifted off of me! I have been so stressed and just goin crazy with worry! She has to go see a cardiologist sometime so they can run another test on her but the doctor told her more then likely since this last test came back clear that this other one will also but they just wanna be 100% before they rule out certain things. I know shes had alot of stress and Im hopin thats the only reason shes been havin problems and so far its lookin like thats the reason! Thank you all so much for listenin to me throughout this whole thing and for keepin her in ur thoughts! It means alot to me!! Hope yall have a great weekend!! xoxo -cotton

Be Who You Are
We want you to know that the profile pic wasn't to make fun of people at all...BUT ..to let everyone know it is okay to be who you are...!...and if you aren't that or afraid to be then you are cheating ...not only others...but yourself ... How unfair that is...to go through life..being and acting the way "society" ...or those who claim to make up our "society" say is proper. How un fulfilling our lives would be...if you want to check out our page ..the thng we are talking about this week is..."when others laugh at us or/and what we do ...can we and/or do we laugh too?" As for us...we laugh before others usually even get the chance..for we know how silly we can look and be at times...oh well...we are happy...and if we can actually see and know we can make others happy or smile ..then are silliness or at times "dingyness" has paid off ..without any effort on our part..LIKE WHO YOU ARE AND SHARE THAT WITH THE WORLD.... they may LIKE you as YOU are...REAL!

Good Morning
good morning global bombers i havent got much to say this morning. but we seem to be moving along pretty good with the two that is up lets keep the hard work up and get them out of our way. thanks global. global bombers rock and kick but.

Awsome New Band Coming Out!
I'm in the works on bringing out one of the most significant band in our generation... If they finish this album, it will change music, as we know it! Stay posted, check out their myspace page! All of their stuff is in the beginning stages, before they unleash, sometime in mid-late 2008! Like I said they just trademarked their name, the albums done, but it needs "mixing (mixed down tracks)..." The track featured is an instrumental of a roughly mixed track, from their studio album. It's just a teaser! In no way is it like the mix, coming from their actual album! Check them out at http://www.myspace.com/sexxstar

To A Men That Want To Be My Cam Sweety!! I Can Make U Cum Lol
Hey guys, my name is angelica!!!!:) I have always dreamed about being a model, to be well known in the modeling industry. Unfortunately I'm too short! I found out that in order to be an internet model, I don't have to be tall and being online is a very interesting and entertaining business, so this is why I got this site up, I hope you'll enjoy it. add me on my yahoo or msn sweety?!!!angeliclover_01@yahoo.com or hotmail too ill wait you ok!

Dont Get It
Ok another blog to vent. I am just irritated. I do everything I can to help out my friends. I am the type of person do as you want to be treated. I stand up for my friends if I think someone is treating them unfairly. Then my friends see it as eather getting involved in personal buisness or sticking where I dont belong. I guess you could say yes that is part of it. But would you not want your friends to back you if someone was treating you like crap. On the same thing why is it that people feel they need to be an ass when someone is not exaclly in the best of moods. On relationships I am tired of being single. I am helping friends plan there weddings and taking there engagment pics. I know being a photographer I have to deal with that but it wears on you reminding you that your single. Dont get it I am a great friend, romantic, loving, faithful exc and feel I deserve to find that right guy. But I eather get seen as a peice of meat or not there type do to size. Then those

Hi? To Those Who Want To Be Cum On Me !!!!lol
Talk about a girl next door cutie. Well angelica fits this perfectly. She may have freckles and just be fresh out of high school, but this teen has wanted to go wild for awhile! She may be the girl next door, but she sure is the horniest around! She loves to spread her legs and pull her panties up where her pussy almost comes out. She also almost gets topless each time and just barely covers up those perky tits. Her long legs are amazing and she as a perky ass that looks amazing in whatever she wears. We for sure look forward to seeing more of this naughty teen. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angeliclover_01@yahoo.com add me and chat me sweety

Leveling Family Rules
LEVELING LOVERS THE RULES!!!!! We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates!

Newest Family Out To Help Every....
Come one come all ,,,We are putting together a new leveling family and we are looking for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you would like to join a leveling family please message me . Will be waiting for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chocolate Bunny Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lets make this one of the best leveling families on fubar . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Please repost for me . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thank you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Sweet Sexy Latina Now Owns Me
well the auction is over with and now sweet sexy latina owns me .the following are the things i offered her : graphics tag(tags) of choice (can be custom made for you ) all of my 11's during happy hour until the 20th of january (my vip runs out then ) 200-300 pics rated daily all stash rated special tags for both of us (one saying master of and one saying owned by ) forehead salute(see my forehead salute folder )(sfw) willing to add as a friend,and fan and rate profile exclusive help from me with comment bombing in contests honorable mention in a blog in my profile owned by put into my screen name she offered me : a personal salute 1 month vip and 3 day blast ty so much to all of you ladies who bid on me :D

Letter To My Pets
Letter to My Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having

Numb
I woke up this morning and my head was feeling numb tears burned my eyes as i felt the gun, and i asked myself what is this life for? and the only answer i get is thats what my lifes for? So again and again....what is is life for

Saying Goodbyes
Last week, I had to say goodbye to a friend that I had spent many hours with. He was a friend for only a short time, but the time was good with us. I hate it that that was my only recourse of action. But I do feel a sense of relief. As days pass on, I will think on him less and less. That's the joy in healing. From each experience you grow stronger, you learn what to do and not. You understand better what to look out for. Before you think that I deleted in haste, think again. When shouts, messages and IM's go ignored, the obvious shows its ugly face. I felt a sense of sadness as I deleted him from my contacts, and he still has yet to "check me out". It's okay.Healing is good, it will allow something better to come along when the time is right. And yes, I still do.

Thanks, But....
First off!!!!!!, I wish to thank anyone who has bought me a drink. I'll try to return the favor. But, in reality (yes I know that isn't here) I hate JD, and Bud! And I would even care that they are bought for me here, but I found out that they have Guiness, and Jaymze (pernounced James, refering to Jameson Irish Nector), two of my favorite drinks. I prefer ale to Guiness, but Jaymze (Oh, when you know as well as I do, you can call him that) and I go back! So if y'all wouldn't mind, I'd rather you bought those for me. I'll be doing the same in return, thanks!

Here It Is
OK, I do dig nudes, and if you have them cool. But if you don't, and we're on eachothers friends list, TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a guy, so yeah, if you're naked, I don't really care if you talk to me. It would be cool though. However, I'm not a typical guy, so you don't have to be naked to get my attention. I like conversations too. So please, if you are going to friend me, talk to me too.

Remember...... You Make It What It Is..
Live with joy Find joy in doing nothing and you can find it in everything. Experience happiness without a reason and you can create happiness for any reason. Realize that happiness is not the result of good things, but is indeed the cause of good things. There is nothing you need in order to be happy other than the choice to be. Imagine living this day filled with joy, happiness and positive purpose. Imagine it, then take one more step and actually do it. Let go of any concern you may have for what does or does not come your way. Focus instead on the good and valuable things that you can give, create, inspire and choose to experience. Don't allow the world to pull you down with its negativity. Choose to transform the world around you with your own positive outlook. Real joy is always a choice you can make. Live with joy, let happiness flow out from you, and life becomes more radiant with each passing moment. -- Ralph Marston

They Get Younger Each Year
My sister called this morning and told me that she caught my 10 year old niece smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster in the alley at her house! She was asking my input on what should be her punishment! I told my sis to remember what mama did to me when I was caught smoking behind the church when I was 15...(which was to smoke a WHOLE DAMN pack right in front of her WHILE reading an encyclopedia about the advanced stages of lung cancers..which was full of gross pictorials...DAMN). That cleared my desire to smoke cigarettes right up! I dont think that my niece should smoke a pack but maybe do a book report on the risks of smoking and present it to her classmates or something to that nature! What input should I give my sister? What would you do? A) Tell her to remember what mama did to me... B) Approach it differently..like loss of TV, cell phone, extra chorus, etc...

Nano-explosives Create Shockwaves
from phys0rg: By mixing nanomaterials that act as fuel and oxidizer, researchers have created a combustible nano explosive that can generate shock waves with Mach numbers up to 3. “Nanoengineered thermites can produce shock waves, and their properties are similar to some primary lead-based explosives … We are also able to integrate this material with micro-chip technology and produce shock waves using these compact micro-chip systems. This micro system has many applications in defense, as well as in life sciences, such as targeted drug and gene delivery.” The team tested the combustion in a shock tube studded with optical fibers and pressure sensors to measure the combustion wave speed. They found that the nano composites could generate combustion waves with velocities ranging from 1500 to 2300 meters per second, which is in the Mach 3 range. The power of these nano explosives could lead to a breakthrough in drug delivery for cancer and HIV, the researchers explain. First,

In A Salute Contest Plz Help Ty!!
> Ok she has helped me in my giveaway that im currently in and as promised im returning the love to all who helped!1! She is in a contest herself and here is the thumbnail link plz help her out!!!!!! > > Just click on that picture and start bombing away she needs lots of help TY SOO MUCH EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

Put Your Hands Up
Put Your Hands Up by DJ Muzik-AL A club dance set I mixed back in 1998 This is a 27min sample from the full 48min club dance set mixed in 1998. For the full tracklist goto www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/putyourhandsup http://www.esnips.com/doc/1d5a5f0b-a744-48f5-8786-f7046f5585e0/DJ-Muzik-AL---Put-Your-Hands-Up_128

At What Point Does It Cross The Line?
Two old friends find each other on myspace. These people have been good friends before, even dated a long time ago. Innocent letter writing takes place in the beginning, and then it becomes more flirtatious, ultimately leading up to one of the parties re-falling in love with the other. It is hard to figure out how the second part of the equation feels about the situation, seeing the words written don’t really amount to much more than fluffed up nothings. Time goes on and eventually they meet up in the summer at Bumpershoot. This first meeting goes as anybody would guess, just harmless interactions, with nothing else taking place. More time goes on, and eventually they rendezvous again in Seattle at a club. This is after some more flirtatious letters and text messages are sent to one another (provocative picture messages are sent, too.). What goes on in the club and outside the club is unclear, but it would be the setup for the next night. The story goes is that he was

I Made Quite A Discovery About Birthdays
I know women go through this and I'm sure sometimes men go through it too. Have you ever dreaded your birthday because you know it's gonna suck? Well, here I am, guilty as charged. Yesterday I waisted several hours crying my eyes out, and I must say it was the day BEFORE my birthday. I was on a roll. I just couldn't stop I cried and cried complaining about the fact that it was going to be a lean birthday and nobody would remember me. woah is me. You get the idea. Thanks to someone I've known for 30 years my daughter has kept me from ruining my life in many ways. Kids can be great like that. She dragged me to her favorite bar (and I can't drink right now. no kidding! could it get worse?)to visit with her friends. I went only to keep her happy. When I got there I was showered with affection. One friend bought me 3 gorgeous roses and a meal so I could stay and take my medicine instead of having to leave early. What a kid. She loves me so much. Then the guy selling roses

Nothing Else Matters
1. put your music player on shuffle 2. press forward for each question 3. use the song title as the answer to the question What kind of pants you got on? Clumsy What does this year have in store for me? Fat Bottom Girls What does your love life look like? Hells Bells What do I say when life gets hard? Dust On The Bottle What do I think of when I wake up in the morning? Hicktown What song will I dance to at my wedding? Gasoline What do you want as a career? Wait and Bleed Who is Tyler Durden? Word Up Favorite Saying? You Shook Me All Night Long Favorite Place? One Hot Mama What do you think of your parents? Whiskey Girl Where is your posture? Name Where would you go on a first date? Before He Cheats Drug of Choice? Pain Describe yourself... All Star What is my state of mind? Cyclone The one thing I like doing most? Paralyzer How will I die? Free Bird The song that will be played at my funeral? For Whom The Bel

Quotes That Inspire Me...
"What is a friend? It's a single soul dwelling in two bodies." ~Aristotle~ "Find out who you are, and do it on purpose." ~Dolly Parton~ "All love shifts and changes, I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time." ~Jule Andrews~

Jan-19 5:53 Am
Ok, so current status so angry at my boss i cant sleep, I've been loyal to this small ass company since i got the job, and i just found out a girl whos been there since august is getting a raise.. me getting one.. haha funny not fucking likely.. oh and not to mention my boss wont give me more than 3 shifts so that she has a fall back someone who has room for more hours.. so because im the most dependable employee im shorted hours so if someone calls in sick she can get it covered.. so i blew my top @ my boss on friday and she just bullshitted me promising me hours but i reminded her she promised me 4 or 5 shifts once the summer was over .... so shes full of shit... but luckily im gonna be apply for a new job soon.. security.. government contract .. so i get full benefits and almost 20 bucks an hour... so i just gotta tough it out.. well thats it for now.. dont need to bitch any longer

We Fight
Well that's what we do... We fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.

Global
WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND THE DARKNESS REIGNS THE TRANSFORMATION CAN BE SEEN FROM MAN TO SAVAGE BEAST! HIS SMOOTH SKIN NOW FULL OF FUR AND HIS TEETH AS SHARPER THEN A RAZOR BLADE! HIS BLUE EYES TURNED A SOULLESS BROWN TAINTED WITH A THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD! HE WILL HUNT FOR HIS UNEXPECTING PREY! ALL HUMAN EMOTION! NOW EXSTINCT LEFT WITH ONLY ANIMALISTIC INSTINCT FOREVER DAMNED WITH THIS CURSE! click the pic below and join him ! DL GLOBAL HOUND ! in G.O.H. GAURDIANS OF HELL!

Summer Romances
Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone.

Don Crowther
Don Crowther Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money? Maybe you don't know Don Crowther... but he's one of my top StomperNet professors, and he's been fighting it out in the Internet Marketing trenches since 1996. He wrote one of the first Pay-Per-Click guidebooks, and he's been at the frontlines of the search engine wars since the 90's. But the REAL reason I wanted to have him leading our Social Media research was because he REALLY is a mad-scientist. It's built into his core DNA. Don can't help it. But there's one more reason that Don was perfect for the job. He's a natural born teacher. He's great at making complex stuff super-brain-dead simple to understand. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, How does SMARTS stack up, Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money

Nothing Special
I am nothing spacial; just a common woman with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

Bury The Dead Deep
fuck this year and all the pain attached to tp it fuck the scars that never healed right and the bitterness it was the same as the last bury this year deep and hope it doesn't resurface hope to start fresh so i can finally feel again

Good Men
Have you ever looked back on a situation and wondered what you could have done differen't. I had to do that today. This evening in my appartment complex two men got attack, by my best guess, for gang violence. It all started when I heard crys for help from the Parking lot. At first I wanted to rush out and help the guy, but then I heard other voices yelling, And these were not crys for help. So I got scared and called the cops. I continued to listen and watch as I relayed information to the 911 dispatcher. As I watched another individual got involved trying to help the first person. By the time the cops got there the agressors had already vanished. It makes me wonder if I had gotten involved would the Attackers have gotten away. Should I have faced my fears and helped. Or did I do the right thing by staying out of it. All I have to say is at least I did something, for the biggest sin anyone can face, Is when Good Men watch and do Nothing. May you all have better dreams than I will this

Shoot Shoot Shoot
Just in from the shoot with Julie Simone. We shot something like 9 clips before getting too tired. In 1 week Julie moves to Missouri so we have a few clips we will be shooting in the next week, right before she moves away. She'll be back fairly often, and we plan to shoot the Gwen Media stuff in April, when she visits. The shoot today and the last day we shot together, were both really easy going. It was just hanging out and chit chatting, but not permitting it to delay production. We started shooting at around 8:30 or 9, took a dinner break around 10:45, and went out to Thai food before returning to shoot and were done before 1a.m. So we really managed to get a lot done in a short amount of time. I'm excited! Now the camera whore in Me is about to get a double dose with being on the Dr. Susan Block Show tomorrow night (it's actually tonight, due to it being almost 2 a.m.)

Frightening, Yet Exciting
First off, I want to thank everyone who participated on the mumm (why do they call it a mumm?) I posted the other day. It is nice to gather a little more information on an endeavor like this. Especially, what people generally think of the place. This venture is frightening. Ever since I have been of working age, I have always had a job. To do this would require me to resign the job I am at now with a house and car payment over my head. Starting from scratch with only my savings and whatever loan I can get a hold of. The franchise itself is not asking much for cash to begin with, but I do not know yet how far their charity goes. If the store busts, I could stand to lose mostly everything. Yes, it is frightening, but exciting at the same time. I been at my currnet job for 10 years. It is an all right job, but I feel limited and at a dead end. What I do there, will be what I do there until they lay me off or the place shuts down. It is not much of an area for cr