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Attractive Corpse
So, I am rotting on the internet, as usual, when i come across a site called "Attractive Corpse".Has anyone else heard of this? Evidently, this is a service provider for the emotionally bereft, and they offer suicide consultation, design, planning, and after discovery photography. All in the hopes that the client will end up dead (obviously), but not only that, they will also leave behind a pleasing death scene... complete with beautiful lighting, clothing and make-up.Can you say FUCKED UP?So I guess that not only is it trendy to be an emo, but now there are also levels of emo, with the top being 'elitist trendy dead'. Fashionable suicide now comes with a price tag.In case you are curious, they offer 20% discounts for double suicide (for all you romantic idiots out there), and a 20% fee reimbursment in the event that something goes amiss and you don't end up finishing the job. So, you get some of your money back if you end up not able to shuffle yourself loose of the mortal coil. That'

More Junk
What do the majority of people in your life call you? Loser Is something bothering you right now? Yeah. CRAMPS!! Do you prefer someone taller or shorter than you? Taller Do you prefer being in an actual relationship, or would you rather have the freedom of a ‘friend’s with benefits’ type deal? Love relationships hate whores Would you rather a guy/girl make the first move or do you like a bit of a challenge? ...idk Have you ever been betrayed by someone you trust? EH,Shit happends Are you a heavy or light sleeper? Light sleeper so stfu while im asleep What did you do last Saturday night? played house Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby? I have the cutest baby Do you currently hate someone? Sure i do How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over? 1 Who was the last person's voice you heard? Tony's Do you like your life as of now? Yeah for the most part What were you doing 20 minutes ago?

Survey
Lets Get AcquaintedTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey What is your full name?Jerry Wiley Where were you born?Houston, Tx Where do you live now?Houston,Tx Who do you live with?Nosey arent you Do you work and where?yeah....in a hellhole Do you go to school and where?nope What is your fav color?red What is your fav flower?black roses What is your dream date?Vida Guerra anywhere What kind of car do you have?2007 mustang gt Do you currently have someone on your mind?Yeah What is your biggest regret?I have too many to name What room are you in?the main room at the hellhole Do you exercise regularly?yeah What is your fav food?seafood,mexican food If you could live anywhere where would you live?Los Angeles, Ca How many kids do you want?none Do you want to get married?no Have you ever been engaged?yes Could you ever be in the military?hell no Do you like to dance?no Do you believe in God?sometimes Do you pray?not really What was the last thing you wished for?a million d

Love
why do we look for love.? Its the thing that brings us the biggest pain, but at the same time, it brings us our greatest joy. Our purpose, to find that one true special someone that we will spend the rest of our life with, but sometimes it seems like you find that person, but something goes wrong. All of us in this world share one common thing. That common thing is love. I dont know why must we look for it. It just seems that we want that feeling in our life. In a sense love is like a drug. You try it and it feels good, and u want more of that feeling, but what happens when that feeling goes away.? Do you go out and fulfill your need for it, or do u just sit there miserable because you dont have the drug.? We pray, wish, and dream of being with the one we love, and it seems to good to be true so you drop your guard. Once you drop your guard is when you begin to get hurt and everything goes from there. I dont know, maybe its just me and my past experiences, and the things I have gone th

The Passion Peach
1 Man, Naked 1 Woman, clothing optional 1 Peach, Large 1. From top of peach, cut a circle all the was through and remove, including pit. 2. With man standing, kiss, lick and apply gentle suction to penis, thights and testicles until penis becomes erect. 3. Slide penis through hole in peach. 4. Perform fellatio while rotating peach around the shaft of the penis. 5. Gently squess peach, licking juices as it comes out. 6. Continue steps 4 and 5 until orgasm or desired consistencly of arousal.

Startin School
I went to school at Oakland Elementary till I was in the fouth grade, then moved into the new school that was built. I was lucky that I went to the same school all thru grammar school. I didn't have a lot friends, usually kept to myself most of the time. After graduating the 8th grade, I went on to high school at Fayette Ware in Somerville, TN. My freshman year I was at the old South Campus and my sophomore year I was at the new school where all four grades were there together...it was a lot kids there and I only had 5 minutes to get to class. I took a lot of math in highschool cuz I love numbers and made straight A's. I wasn't into clubs that much. My senior year I was exempt from my final exams in Algebra II and Biology I for havin such a high average, it was pretty cool not to have to take a test. The summer before high school, I went with a guy that I knew all thru school and we ended up gettin married the summer before my senior year. I know now that 17 yrs old is too young to

Simple Blog About Caring...
When was the last time you told someone you loved them or cared about them? If you haven't done it today, give it a shot...someone could use it (I don't mean me if that's what you think). Be good to one another.

Never
NEVER By: Katherine Davis I have never asked for much,and really never needed more than I have.Never wanted to be so rich, that i could snap my finger,and get everything,I asked for.That would be dull,then why would I work so hard to achieve all that I do have.I am proud of who I am,and how far I have came.I have faught my way through life, and had never asked for anything.I have lived accordingly to my means,and never went beyond them.Beer is beer. Champainge is champaigne.Three car garage only good if you have a rose royce,or a bentley.I have never bent down on my knees and asked for money,or love.Just the life of my children.And,for God,"To take the wheel," when I was at my worse.I have never asked anyone to give more than they were willingly,and without conditions to give back. I give you level ground,I expect level ground. I have asked nothing of no one,that myself wouldn't be honor to give,Let it be trust,honor,loyality,patient

Memories
Memories Memories, are they a blessing or a curse, Remembering the best of life, but also the worst, Like the days my two sons were born, To the day my poor heart was torn. The Memories of that day spent at the lake, Or the Memories of the pies my grandmother baked, To the Memories of laying her there in the ground, And all the pain and sorrow those Memories have found. Back to the Memories of when I was so young, And thought the world was safe as my life had begun, Passing through the Memories of my life as I grew old, And found out the world was dangerous and cold. Then came the Memories of the Love found in your arms, To that special night you surrendered to me your charms, And each new day with you adds more to my Memories, Memories of how good my life with you can be. And so we all find that the life we live has had, Memories that are both happy and sad, And so for all the bad ones that you can recall, I hope your good ones outshines them all.

Becky Aka Southern Luv
Today Becky with a bright smile on her face has gone from an angel in training to a full fledged angel along with all the benefits this entails. Okay, so there are no benefits but it sounded good. Welcome Miss Becky and thank you for being a good friend and angel! Doc

Update
Some of u read my blog on "Wondering Will Things Really Work"...well the answer to that is NO...Found out some things that i was being lied to about & well i dont go for that....so its AMF to him.... **UPDATE: The good thing that has come with this is that i have been given another chance to be totally happy with this amazing guy from Ft.Bragg, NC (Army Guy)...He takes time out of his busy day to text me, call me & when he gets home at night he calls me...what touched me the most was he said that he wanted to hear my voice before he goes to sleep at night... U know what they day "WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER ONE OPENS"........

Pictures
my (NSFW) pictures i just want to ask if you look at my (NSFW) pictures on my page would you please rate or comment them this way i know what ones you like the best i know i don't get points but this way i know what ones you like best and if there is any that you would like to see send me a message and tell me what it is you would like and i will see what i can do ok thank you bye bye for now

Freeway Driving
Im bored at work...so i thought why not blog about something that is bugging me.... I drive about 30 miles to work 5 days a week. Almost all my driving is done on the 101, which is one of the major freeways here. It can take me any where from 30 minutes to an hour to get to work or home from work depending on traffic. Anyways....while driving to work I realized there are a lot of things that bug me about drivers on the free way. 1. people driving slow in the fast lane and not getting over so you can pass. 2. people who merge into your lane and start to drive under the speed limit. 3. people who cut you off while on their cell phone. (getting cut off in general) 4. people who have to slow down and check out the accident that has already been moved off the road. 5. people who tailgate you when your already speeding and when you have no way of getting over so you can let them pass. 6. people who merge into your lane when they have no reason to 7. people who wait ti

Lynsk In Sex With Husband At Weekend Shock!
Hello all. How are you? Did you have a weekend that just passed you by? Or did something make it memorable for all the right or wrong reasons? There are loads of possibilies I suppose. Afer the scuzziness I enjoyed in Edinburgh last weekend, a evening doing the bars of Solihull was never really gonna be the rock 'n rollercoaster was it? I'm hitting the sixteenth anniversary of my 21st on Tuesday (work that one out then!) so yesterday was always going to be a low-key affair leading to the big weekend next week - and probably a couple of evenings this week too! Any excuse, sheesh! I'm thinking about how I can describe Solihull to anyone who reads this in the States or Canada. I suppose it's your typical medium sized town about eight miles outside a big city. Kind of in the sticks but kind of busy as well. You must have somewhere near you that describes like that? OMG! The kids have just made me try and play a song on Guitar Hero on the PS2 and I was incredibly shit!

When In Ur Life Has This Been Said To You...by A Family Member???
My aunt came up to me and my cousin and said "Hey if I show you guys my butt-cheek will you see if there are any bruises on there, I was pinched?" lmfao...I love my freaking family! :)

Venting
i dunno.. Current mood: confident Category: Life Its so hard to say goodbye.. to everything, to anyone you knew.. even if you know its right and best for you.. sometimes a simple life change, so hard to swallow.. a new neighborhood.. learning to trust new people can be so hard.. learning "old pals" are not so trusting, can hurt so bad and make it so hard to trust again.. sometimes its just hard to ever want to get out of bed.. gotta put on that armor before i walk out that door, to a world so untrusting.. i just want to hide like a kid under my covers and cry until my mommy consoles me. i am grateful for the people i can trust, but who says i can trust them totally.. just like i use to trust those others who screwed me in the end.. i thought they were sincere but just fooled by their selfish deeds.. and still my mind thinks about them and having such a hard to time to say goodbye and rethinking the shit they've done to me, makes me nerv

Anna Nicole Smith
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. (AP) - A medical examiner began an autopsy Friday on Anna Nicole Smith, whose mother blamed drugs for the former Playboy playmate's sudden death that ended an extraordinary tabloid life at just 39. In another bizarre twist to the case, the husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, claimed that he might be the father of Smith's infant daughter. Two other men are already waging a paternity battle over the little girl, who stands to inherit Smith's estate. Von Anhalt, 59, told The Associated Press he and Smith had been having an affair since the 1990s. "She wanted to be a princess," he said. "I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny (Smith's late son)," Smith's mother, Vergie Arthur, told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Friday. "I tried to warn her about drugs and the people that she hung around with. She didn't listen." "She was too drugged up," Arthur said. "By the last interview I saw of her, she was so wasted.

Babydolls
BABYDOLLS IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGES ON FUBAR AND WE ARE LOOKING TO HIRING THE BEST STAFF POSSIBLE SO IF YOUR A DJ LOOKING TO DJ OR AN ENFORCER,BARTENDER,GREETER LOOKING FOR A GREAT PLACE AND FUN HANG OUT TO WORK IN COME CHECK US OUT AT BABYDOLLS!!! SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS

Auction
Ok yall there is an auction in club Insomnia on the 28th at 7 Est. and i think its either 4 or 5 Pst. I am one of the people up for auction and if you are interested in owning me please feel free to come into insomnia and become a member if your not already. Hope to see yall there. *muahs*

My Sister
I come from a very close family. On Christmas 2003 I went to pick her up to take her to the bid family get together. When I got there the door was a jar I know her husband of three years would never go but I was soon to find out why. As I approached the kitchen I heard a whimpering coming from the kitchen closet. Its was locked I shouted “who in there” all I heard was crying and “ I am sorry I wont do it again”. I broke the door open to find my sister 9 months pregnant beaten to a pulp stripped of every stitch of clothe on her. I asked, “ Who did this” she said her husband because she wasn’t a good wife. So I gathered all her belongings and took her to my house. I was in the finishing process of building a new house next to a female counselor and she agreed to counsel my sister. I turns out he had been raping her with and beating her with a baseball bat every day or their 3 year marriage. So I took her in and she is still receiving counseling. She still feels guilty of being a “b

Depths In My Ocean
to the depths of my ..the ocean for my silence in motion my love will lingure through my heart its truest within ..for you singled upon us with what.. to do a love so lost in this day.. subdued this soul is bound.. wrapped from below with his love..treasured to grow Trinkets of gold and silver too never can measure.. this heart so blue from the depths of my ocean that silence of mine.. in motion captured ..is my love to you only for you to see it through © Angel

My Son, My Soldier Im So Proud
WELL GOT A LETTER AGAIN YESTERDAY TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HE MADE IT THROUGH THE 8.5 MILE RUCK MARCH WITH CHAEFFING AND BLISTERS THE SIZE OF HIS ARSE! ALSO TO TELL ME HE MADE EXPERT IN THROWING HAND GERNADES. HE MIGHT GET A PIN HES NOT SURE BUT HOPEFULL. SO AM I. BEING TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER HE WAS TOLD TO STAND UP. THE SGT WAS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF SAYS, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT YOUR THROWING EXCEPT FOR 1 THING, THAT GERNADE HAD MORE HANG TIME ON IT THEN THE MONA LISA DOES. LMAO! GOTTA LOVE IT. CONGRADULATIONS MY SON, MY SOLDIER, MY HERO!

What Is Happiness?
How will I know when I have found happiness, When I have known only depression, And I have seen only despair, And I felt only lonesomeness. How will I know when I have found happiness, When I have known only distrust, And I have seen only violence, And I felt only sadness. How will I know when I have found happiness, When I have known only hatred, And have only seen indifference, And I felt only unloved. Tell me how i will know happiness When I don't even know what it is.

I Can Haz A Blog
If life has stolen your sense of wonderment and innocence, You had better go out and chase a butterfly or something, That sense of amazement and wonder that you had in childhood was the only thing in life worth having in the first place. If you have lost it then your have lost your soul. better fight to get it back Written By: Kenny Loggins Copyright © 1969, 1994 MCA Music Publishing, A Division of MCA Inc. (ASCAP) USED WITH PERMISSION Christopher Robin and I walked along Under branches lit up By the moon Posing our questions To Owl and Eeyore As our days disappeared All too soon But I've wandered much further Today than I should And I can't seem to find my way Back to the Wood So help me if you can I've got to get Back to the House At Pooh Corner by one You'd be surprised There's so much to be done Count all the bees in the hive Chase all the clouds from the sky Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh Winnie the Pooh Doesn't know what

Ok Bad Girls One Of Our Own Needs Help
Read This Bully That Was Posted For BEG "Brown Eyed Girl" Let's Get This Person To Realize They Stole A Pic From The Wrong Person This Time HEY... I need your help FU Friends... The FU Support said they can't do anything about this because my photo doesn't have a copyright... Basically, they said it was up to me and fello FU friends to make them take my pic down or to run them off... I know this seems petty, BUT IT'S MY PIC!!! Here is the link of the person that is trying to steal my fu ID... See message below: " STARMAN " PLEASE SIGN MY GUEST BOOK AND INCLUDE YOUR PICTURE THANKS' wrote the following at '2008-08-17 07:16:38'.. > > GOOD MORNING LUV BEEN A LONG TIME LAST TIME WE TALK HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I SAW YOUR PICTURE ON SOMEONE ELSES PROFILE AND I THINK THERE TRYING TOO STEAL YOUR PROFILE BELOW IS THE LINK TOO THERE PROFILE LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THANKS > > princesse18@ fubar Here is my comment I and som

Rate/comment Contest
Hey guys... Guess what? Im actually in a contest. LMFAO The contest is fro Rates and Comments... Come show me some love!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=455787&albumid=1170115&i=2194397412&idx=3#2194397412 Yeah thats the link. hehe Blow my shit up. LMFAO

A Little Flash Fun?
Oh yeah this frigan sucks balls. So I've been developing a Flash Client that connects to a ShoutCast Server. To replace the Red Dragon Lounge's Regular Embeded WMP Player. There's a few reasons for this. 1.) The player is ugly. It's always been. It matches nothing in the lounge and sticks out like a sore dick. 2.) An Embedded WMV Player requires that you be running a Windows OS with Windows Media Player Installed, as well as the WMP Browser plugin. ================================================= Mac Users, and users of other OS's Like Linux, will not have WMP, nor are they even able to get it. So your kinda stuck without tunes. Well Thats not entirely true. Most OS's have at least one program that can support a stream. But that requires you running an additional program. And Manually connecting it to the Shoutcast server. Tedious, and troublesome, it creates work. As well as errors that can arise from everyone's system being different. So I undertake this Flash P

Lyrics- By Pink
Long Way To Happy lyrics One night to you Lasted six weeks for me Just to take a little pill now Just to try to go to sleep No more waking up to innocence Say hello to hesitance To everyone I meet Thanks to you years ago I guess I'll never know What love means to me but oh I'll keep on rolling down this road But I've got a bad, bad feeling It's gonna take a long time to love It's gonna take a lot to hold on It's gonna be a long way to happy, yeah Left in the pieces that you broke me into Torn apart but now I've got to Keep on rolling like a stone Cause it's gonna be a long long way to happy Left my childhood behind In a roll away bed Everything was so damn simple Now I'm losing my head Trying to cover up the damage And pad out all the bruises Do you know I had it So it didn't hurt to lose it Didn't hurt to lose it No but oh I'll keep on rolling down this road But I've got a bad, bad feeling It's gonna take a long time to love It's gonna take a l

Living Will Form
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: _______ a Beer _______a Martini ______a Margarita ______ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary _______ a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay ______a Juicy Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs _______ The remote control ______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page ______ Chocolate ______ Sex (this last one would seal the deal) It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug

Lyrics-
Comparasons are easily done once you've had a taste of perfection like an apple hanging from a tree I pick the ripest one, i still got the seed you said move on where do i go I guess second best is all i will know cause when im with him i am thinking of you, thinking of you what you would do if you were the one who was spending the night oh i wish that i was looking into your eyes you're like an indian summer in the middle of winter like a hard candy with a surprise center how do i get better once ive had the best you said there's tons of fish in the waters so the waters i will test he kissed my lips i taste your mouth he pulled me in, i was discussed with myself cause when im with him i am thinking of you, thinking of you what you would do if you were the one who was spending the night oh i wish that i was looking into your.... the best and oh i do regret how could i let myself let you go and now, now the lessons learned i touched and i was burned

Becoming Godmother!
A HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Thank you to all who have helped me make it to godmother! Special Thank you to my friend Vern..known as Lonewolf...and Also special Thank you to Club United! You all rock! Lots of hugsssss coming your way! Also, wanted to let everyone know..I will be gone next 2 to 3 days..camping. Its our before school mini vacation!

Pleasure
Kept to myself, these secrets I hide Secretly wishing you'd never leave my side I love you and never want to let go But what will happen, no one can know Happily in your arms, kept there safe and sound Your heart is the only thing I hear all around You keep me there held close to you Only you make me feel the way I do I close my eyes and see us together Through thick and thin through all weather Why you love me, now it doesnt matter Because you make all my pain and worries scatter Hold me safe in your arms, hold me tight Safe and secure all through the night Nothing can harm me as long as Im with you Im so in love with you there's nothing I wouldnt do Hearing you breathe and the beat of your heart Silently listening as I believe this is a new start I love you and this is One thing I will not regret And this is one I know I cannot forget By your side I know I cant go wrong With you I know that I will belong You love me and I know that too But know that

What Is This Feeling??
You said goodbye so long ago But why you did I'll never know But today you made me happy Though you will never actually see You caused me to smile Happier than I have been in a while And when I said I loved you You said you loved me too I cant begin to explain how I feel But know it didnt seem real As I wanted to hear it for a long time Back from when you were actually mine It was so long ago that I felt this way My tongues tied, I dont know what to say I dont even know how to tell you What exactly it is that you do This feeling deep inside Its not that easy to hide Know that I will always love you And I know you will love me too

Whispers Of No Merit
These secrets Such lies Feelings I dispise Hurting the ones I love Hiding what I know is true But what can anyone do What they dont know Can't bring them pain But knowing brings such distain Whatever, it doesn't matter I can hide it for eternity They will never get this out of me Shallow bitterness I may feel But it doesnt matter if they dont know These feelings I have I cannot show Hidden beneath the surface Beneath a thin layer of ice Not so much sugar and plenty of spice Never will you know what I think Your heart isnt worth breaking Because its someone elses for the taking.

Happy To Be Me
Spirits soar through the sky Dreams passing Idly by No one who passes seems to care That Im crying in dispair My heart shatters into small portions My face all wet with distortions My hair let down in the way Hoping it will muffle what I say Its not like I can love again Though I did, I don’t remember when It was in the past, sometime ago Maybe one day my true smile will show I dont know what it means to be happy Every chance I might get just passes by me So in my dispair and pain Im left alone No more love or passion will I be shown Distanced in mind from the crowd that gathers about Not realizing that I began to scream and shout Gazing upon my dampened face with worried eyes Everyone thats circled I began to dispise Why would they gaze at my torment Or wonder why my time was badly spent Its not like they cared until long after Becasue all I ever heard was mocking laughter But why should they care now, after its all done Its happened and where’s th

Careless
Look at the smile full of grace Grining into space As if it were a thing to do knowing everything about you You know I love you But you dont seem to care that I do. Its like it never mattered, what we had But when you left it hurt me bad You thought that I would be okay Looking past me with nothing to say Standing there, you stare at her Acting now as if I never were Its like what we used to share Doesnt matter and you dont care You gave it up and it doesnt seem to matter You walked away and my hear did shatter Finally Im left alone to cry All by myself, You’re no longer by my side You hurt me and you just smile Leaving me alone, but you’re happy all the while. Who could care about someone like me No one could love me this I see You said you did but I see its not true Because if you did you wouldnt do what you do. Once you actually claimed to care However if that were true you’d still be there Though you arent so its not possible now But I wi

Dreaming
Late at night while everyone is asleep in their bed I'm wide awake with you running through my head I can't drift off the with this going on Sitting in the same position till the break of dawn You run through my head all night and day Even if I had a chance I wouldnt know what to say Thinking of the things you would say to me Constantly going and never ceasing to be Your smile, your laugh, and my love for you Keeps me wide awake no matter what I do You go and never stop for a second to see if Im okay You just continue on, running night and day You occupy all my time with the very thought of you And even these songs that play, they do it too They all make me think of what could have been But I gave up everything that could be back then Why did I believe that everything would be alright When it just ended things with a single fight I cant believe you will never be around And no comfort while sitting here have I found You are constantly on the run, never stop

Goodbye My Friends
I have lost my two best friends How could this come to be I thought it was friends to the end But I guess that was just a fantasy They are the ones who meant the most And I wouldnt dream of hurting either About them I would constantly boast But now its as if it never were I said goodbye to them some time ago And it seems like an eternity But how much it really hurt, no one will ever know But I wish I was the only one hurting you see I dont want them to feel the pain as I do I never wanted that for the ones I love But I know that no apologizing will take the pain from you But know you will always be the ones I am thinking of You mean the world to me even if it doesnt show I count the days that slowly go by without the two of you I love you both so much and you will never really know Because its over and done just be happy you too.

How To Tell If You Are Married
Subject: How to tell if you're married----- > Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting > about their relationships, and decided to amaze their men. > > That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and > a mask over their eyes. > > > After a few days they meet up for lunch. > > The engaged woman: “The other night, when my boyfriend came over, he > found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. ; He > saw me, and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we > made love all night long.” > > The mistress: “Me too! The other > night I met > my lover at his office; I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask > over my eyes. and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say > a word, but we had wild sex all night.” > > The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for > the night. When my husband ca me home I was wearing the leather bodice, > bl

What Do You Think?honestly?
"The Trust Issue" Why is this trust issue so dramatic? The public in general won't trust an individual like themselves but will trust a professional, some professionals don't have our best inetrest at heart. I ask who has are best intrest at heart? We might be better off trusting ourselves than a professional cause he knows the rules better than we do, let us change that. Let us change the rules or either learn the rules. We can blazee the trail as a new begining for citizens/consumers/investors. Invest in people like our selves, build trusts don't tear them down. We all have had debts and bills thatwe can't afford so, are we tired enough to make a change for the better that benefits you and me. Companies are selfish but they don't start off that way. Really, I think the rules need to change. No matter what game you play you are bound by the rules, even those you create. So we consumers should start thinking about what would be in our best interest and something that benefits us all.

Shallow Promises
Your promises were shallow lies Which brings tears to my eyes I thought you said you loved me But that just cant seriously be I know that when you love someone You fight for them until the war is won But you just gave up and said GoodBye So the only explaination is that it was all a lie Its hard to imagine life without you But you're already gone, what more can I do? Its probably over forever as was said But I know I will love you even when I'm dead You dont knwo the pain you put me through Even when you act as if you really do Its more than obvious that all you said was a lie So maybe I should just die I mean it will clear your mind And no more traces of me will you find I will always and forever love you But be happy thats what I want from you.

Giving Up For You
Im giving it all up for you Theres no need to hold on What is the point if I do When in the end you'll be gone I know you love her And I know you love me Leaving things as they were Is for the best you see I dont want to give up on it all However, I know we cant be I will build up my once huge wall maybe then you wont reach me Its nothing you have done And theres nothing I can do But I see shes your only one And I want to be happy too Im going to step aside No more being in the way I wont run or hide Though I have much to say Keeping myself quiet is best This way you will be happy But my heart needs to rest I'll try my hardest you see I dont want any more tears No more of this pain All this happening, they are my fears But its slowly driving me insane I know you cant return what I feel But thats okay with me Because one day I will heal As if it never came to be It wont be easy to do, I know Though it must take place I dont really

Friends
Friends are gifts from above Sent to cherish and love To keep us happy and glad Through the good times and the bad They are gods way to say With them there is a way Friends are there through Thick and thin, No matter what you do They are the ones we keep near Once that comfrt our fears They teach us right and wrong Showing us we always belong You are that friend Through everything, To the end You are the Blessing That means everything.

Out Of My Head
I can't get her out of my head But I'm getting used to having her there It's as close as I can get To actually having her here She is with me in my dreams In my thoughts when I'm awake This connection is so extreme So intense it makes my soul ache I long for one chance To look her in the eyes To convince her where I stand My scincerity she couldn't deny But until that day comes I'll settle for this instead Because I can't find a good reason To get her out of my head

I Would Rather
would rather lose my love Than lose a friend I would rather live Than lose in the end I want to see this through And not have to go I want to be by your side Rather than leave you know... Your love means the world to me So I will sacrifice how I feel To see how far this friendship can go And know my love was always real I know this will be difficult to us all And that things will try the bond we share But with given time Im more than sure It will show just how much we all care Its odd how things come and go for all And how bad things can become But not all things have to end badly Not very many just some Though there is something that you must know Even when I make my choice to do What it is I know I need too now I will forever and always love you I know sometimes I dont show it well And that I have made horrible mistakes too But the thing is that we all make them Though it doesnt make it alright even you do Im apologizing for ever hurting yo

Such Pain To Endure
Look at this fight Its tearing us apart Every day and every night Tugging at the strings of my heart Yet there is nothing we can do But sit by and wait for an end But I will do my best for you Because I am your best friend I dont know why it has to be like this Why we are falling apart Not a single hug or kiss maybe it was a bad idea from the start When did I fall in love with you And why did you fall for me Though we are close its true We will never really be Its like I eveytime you say goodbye I slowly die inside Left alone I sit and cry In the dark corners I try to hide Is this pain the I will Have to endure What I will always feel Its hard thats for sure I only wish it werent so tough That we didnt have to feel the pain Even though things get rough I dont know what we will gain When I look at your photo All I feel is love and compassion But this much I know Its not lust its more old fashioned Its obvious we will never be one Is i

Shitty Dreams With Exes And Tired Of Hurting
i relived parts of the past 2 years last night.it was strange because it was a mix of two relationships. things that happened in two different ones to two different people happened but only with the one.i hurt so much right now.my body is so sore. the dream was so intense. i don't understand why this keeps happening. why i do i keep having to relive really painful things?i relived fights, beatings,a horrible pregnancy,being deserted, and thats just to name a few.i hate sleeping. i hate feeling this way and i keep trying to stuff about and people keep bringing me back down.i don't want to think about my baby, or think about what shitty thing my last 2 exes did. or how i fucked up and made them do bad things to me and im sick of hurting

I Ask Your Forgiveness
Where to start What to say This is from my heart On this warm lonely day I'm not sure how to tell you What's on my mind So here is one way I do And my meaning I hope you find I'm sorry for my childish ways For how I've made so many mistakes I'm sorry for how I've acted in past days And a little understanding is all it takes I know some are big and others small Even when you excuse the action I want to make up for them all Giving you some sort of satisfaction I want you to be happy To have a smile on your face Someone you'd show off to everybody Taking me with you every place I'm sorry I'm not a better Girlfriend One who you can fully believe in, one who won't lie I'm sorry I've not been someone on who you can depend And most of all I'm sorry, But I am going to try

F*ck It
This weekend I gave the Philly area an audition, a chance to show me that there is any real reason for me to stay around here. In true Philadelphia fashion, it failed with flying colors. I'm going to move, hopefully soon. People will suddenly say "Oh dude, why are you leaving? OMG We should totally hang out before you go!" But they're missing the point. I don't feel like I belong here or at least in this situation. I wish people would just cut the crap and be normal. Just stop lying, stop being shady or hiding behind something that isn't you and just be yourself. And people wonder why I have trust issues...

Feeling Groovy?
59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin Groovy) (Remastered Version) - Harpers Bizarre Are You Feelin' Groovy? Join the Hippie Train! It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "Joining the Hippie Train" or "Feelin' Groovy" or a phrase from the 70's (let's see just how good your memory is!) When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We are all here to have fun, so no drama please! In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~@ fubar ~sensual-breeze~

This Is How My Life Is
I met the most amazing man in my life and his name is Parrish, he treats me so good and my family dislikes him. No one understands why i love my husband so much and they think that i can do better then him. My family and friends tried so hard to run my life like they want it and there is no way that im going to let go the most important person in my life up. They tried telling me that he did this and did that, i just found out that they were just making lies up so they can make me marry someone else that i never wanted to be with. They tried to make me marry someone else that i wasnt in love with and tried to make me love that person and hate the one that i married. I dont talk to any of my family or friends no more because they tried to ruin my life with someone else that i didnt want to be with and they always put shit into my head. They had me convinced that i would have a good life with the guy they wanted me to marry and to be with but then i can to my senses that i married the ri

Redneck Vasectomy
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and hiscousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomythat could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,'said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legalin Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest Tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count! '1''2''3''4''5'(you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs andcontinued cou

Hosting My First Auction!!
I am hosting my first auction!! Are you single in r/l? fu-life? Are you taken in one or both and just want to join a wicked fun auction?? The join my Singles Auction! There is no entry fee! Yep, that's right....totaly FREE!!!! Fubucks and cash bids accepted. Cash bid override plain fubucks NO DRAMA ALLOWED!! Person *or persons* causing drama will be promptly blocked and banned from auction Auctionee has the right to decline final bid NO DRAMA!! Keep all comments SFW Do not spam pictures Fumail me the link to the pic you would like to use and a list of what you are offering Auction starts Wed morning and will run for 1 week This auction brought to you by: Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Bodyguard to Mikey - Fu-owned by Tappinit

....annnnd I'm Out.......
Yeah....I'm done with this place. I'll be deleting my page within the week. I've met some cool people on here....some I'd rather forget even existed. If you want to keep in some sort of contact with me (and I can't guarantee that will happen on my end...I'm a shitty friend) then send me a myspace link or a private e-mail address. Back to reality.....as depressing and worthless as it is.

One Pissed Off Wife
UPSET WIFE She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom Making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to Me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want A divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell You what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll Say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive Home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down And out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought Her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you Wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured

Persia Needs Your Love!
PERSIA HAS BEEN WANTING TO GET THE SPOTLIGHT FOR MONTHS NOW! WON'T YOU HELP HER OUT? SHE IS FREAKIN' ADORABLE, HOW CAN YOU SAY "NO" TO HER? CLICK HER LINK BELOW TO RATE,FAN,ADD HER! DONATE FU-BUCKS, OR GIVE HER BLING. LETS GET HER THERE! Per¡×ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ¢¾ CounterB!tch to Trancy ¡Ú@ fubar

How Can I Tell You
How can I tell you what I feel for you? When I think of you my feelings twist inside As if someone's fist reached in and grabbed a few, And turned and turned them tight and tangled. I've tried Somehow to say: You're the sun in my sky, The wind that takes me where I want to go, The sweet incense that makes me feel so high That loving you seems all I need to know. But it all sticks in my throat! It sounds too cute, Empty as a wrinkled paper bag. You won't believe it! Better I stay mute Than offer you cliches that make you gag. And yet I wish to tell you of my love, If only love its own locks would remove!

Here Now...she Is
For the dedicated She's...a compilation of them, for them. I adore YOU! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grace and dignity on the surface, begging a deeper inspection. Professional and finished, polished with dignity and respect. Conservative in thought, strong and exacting tongue. Flawless in form, Shining in presentation. Casual acquaintances know her for integrity and honesty. Friends know her for compassion and wit. Family knows her for affection and guidance. They all fear her wrath. Studious, upstanding, and unwavering as she is, She gifts them with attention and attendance, But her real passion is reserved. Behind her resolute sincerity and morality, under the virtue and principles, where no man is allowed to venture, and dares not question, lies more. Hers is a more intense fire, a drive and passion that fly and burn. Hers is a more tender spirit, sentiments of petals and Gaia's empathy. Hear her heart hold her children, and the lasting scars

Under 30 Croud
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actu

Men Are Confusing
i don't get men. They act like they want u but won't commit. Then u got men who are clingy whiney and needy who won't leave u alone. Honestly i would rather have a guy that hardly gave me affection then a guy who smothers me. Can't they just meet somewhere in the middle? I mean come on girls meet in the middle. I just don't understand. I went from a guy who showed very little affection except in the bedroom to a guy who is clingy and sissyfied. I tried to tell him but he just whines its so annoying. Let me know any females opinion on this if you agree disagree or what u prefer

If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking
If I can stop one Heart from breaking I shall not live in vain If I can ease one Life the Aching Or cool one Pain Or help one fainting Robin Unto his Nest again I shall not live in Vain. ~ Emily Dickenson

My Sympathetic Side.....
So...i was talking to some random person on here....and for some reason i keep attracting the weirdest people...like...really fuckin weird. But anywho....it seems like theres alot of whiney ass people out there .....now i can understand the whole "poor me" spouts if they were drunk but im pretty sure this guy was sober.....So we're talkin.....about what i dont exactly remember...and then he starts saying how much his life sucks and how he trys so hard to get woman to sleep with him and it just dont happen....and small his penis is and how his momma didnt hug him hard enough(or too hard..apparently)..So yeah it was just one big Bitch-fest....and i was kinda drunk so all my fingers could manage to type was" uh huh"....and "damn dude that sux"....I really am shocked there are people in the world in their late 30's and still act like theyre on their mom's tit still...Its really really sad, and a waste of a good ballsack and what little testosterone he had left....i hope this dude either

Chiefs Message
Dear Members, Todays message covers 2 sections the first that I'll cover is current membership. We continue to grow strong daily we are still in need of members and reposting of current recruitment blogs your all doing a great job there will be more things in place soon like a possible VIP for the home page and possibly member of the month. Secondly, I'd like to address a weapon of the Cherokee Nation primarily that of the Oklahoma Clan Cherokee Weapons Arrowheads were made from various kinds of stone, but, flint was considered the best. Not only because it was so hard, but also because the “grain” in flint is easier to chip than most other hard rocks. The favorite tool for chipping arrowheads into shape was the deer antler. A piece of rock was first broken into smaller pieces by using a hammer stone, then the most likely pieces shaped into arrowheads by chipping away with a smaller hammer stone and with deer antlers. Spear point were made similar to arrowheads,

As Of Today...
It's time to get back to me and who I really am and finish my accomplishments and move out and onward with my life!!! No that does not mean I know which guy that may be with or where that road may lead me all I know is that it probably wont be here. I am ready to start a new life and walk out of my old fears and regrets that have happened in my life. Give me strength to do what my heart leads me to do. Chris P.s thank you to all of you that has stood by me and that has just let me vent or cry on your shoulder rather it was on my cell or home phone a select few of you know my telephone number and home address and have the personal invite to call or drop by anytime, those people are my true friends and I would do anything for. So remember life is what it is, nothing more nothing less. But I am tired of being scared of being used or hurt, that I miss out on the one good thing that can happen in my life. When that one person or thing walks in my life I will most definitely hang on for d

My Prayer
Let me do my work each day; and if the darkened hours of despair overcome me, may I not forget the strength that comforted me in the desolation of other times. May I still remember the bright hours that found me walking over the silent hills of my childhood, or dreaming on the margin of a quiet river, when a light glowed within me, and I promised my early God to have courage amid the tempests of the changing years. Spare me from bitterness and from the sharp passions of unguarded moments. May I not forget that poverty and riches are of the spirit. Though the world knows me not, may my thoughts and actions be such as shall keep me friendly with myself. Lift up my eyes from the earth, and let me not forget the uses of the stars. Forbid that I should judge others lest I condemn myself. Let me not follow the clamor of the world, but walk calmly in my path. Give me a few friends who will love me for what I am; and keep ever burning before my vagrant steps the kindly light of hop

Feelin' Groovy
59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin Groovy) (Remastered Version) - Harpers Bizarre Are You Feelin' Groovy? Join the Hippie Train! It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "Joining the Hippie Train" or "Feelin' Groovy" or a phrase from the 70's (let's see just how good your memory is!) When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We are all here to have fun, so no drama please! In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~Fu Angel~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~The Pegasus Project~*~@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~@ fubar ~sensual-breeze~

In A Mood
After being gone for a while from this site ... you would think things may have changed somewhat for the better. I have yet to see it. Censorship is still on the rise. Who is to say that nude pics aren't art ... and if they are labled correctly then they shouldn't be tagged. And if someone in your family sees them and tagged it, which brings it down. It's definately wrong. That is something that the bouncers of this site need to really look at. If it is already marked then leave it alone. Inform the "butt hurt" party to request to be taken out of the family then they won't be offended. The lounges aren't getting that much better. When you can't post something that is completely innocent and no harm meant by it. But someone else can make the request to delete said line ... that is censorship. WTF!!! I did my fighting to attempt to allow that freedom, but someone doesn't like it ... it get censored. Not everyone can please everybody all the time, but you can tolorate and k

Weekends On The Fu
Well, after today, until the first weekend of November, I won't be on fubar, during the weekend during the day. I'll only be on in the early morning and late evenings. The Maryland renaissance festival starts next Saturday and runs until the 3rd weekend of October and the following weekend I'll be going to TX for the Texas renaissance festival. I absolutely love faire. I love dressing up (as can be seen in my faire pics) i love the people, the music, the atmosphere. It's my social life. So just wanted to let you know incase you dont see my online during the day for the next 10 weekends.

My Response To "bullied"
KNOWLEDGE IS A WEAPON, KINDNESS CAN TURN AWAY RAGE, A LIGHT HEARTED RESPONSE, OR EVEN APATHETIC ONE WILL SUBDUE RAGE AND CONFUSE A BULLY BECAUSE YOU ARE DEVIATING FROM THE PATTERN THEY HAVE GROWN COMFORTABLE WITH. KNOWLEDGE-WHY IS A BULLY A BULLY? OUT OF THEIR OWN INSECURITIES, INADEQUACIES, AND FEAR. A BULLY IS A JEALOUS PERSON. THE PAYOFF MUST EXIST, OR THE BULLY WILL NOT BE FULFILLED AND MOVE ON TO OTHER EASIER TARGETS. YOU ENCOUNTER A VERBAL ATTACK ONLINE. CLEARLY THE BULLY LIVES WITH PAIN AND GETS RELIEF IN UPSETTING YOU. WHAT IF YOU CHANGED TACTICS? RESPOND LIKE A MATURE AND KIND ADULT. "I WISH I COULD CHANGE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME OR CHANGE THE LANGUAGE YOU USE TO REFERENCE ME. I FORGIVE YOU. BUT, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I NEED RESPECT. SO YOUR PERSISTENCE IN HARRASSING ME ONLY MAKES ME FEEL THAT YOU MUST REALLY HURT INSIDE-I WISH I COULD HELP YOU. THE WORDS YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO INTIMIDATE ME ARE WORDS THAT I WILL NO LONGER RESPOND TO. NOTHING YOU COULD SAY WILL EVER

Helpin Superstarrprincess Out For B-day
Ok i am asking for a little help here superstarrprincess b-day is august 25 i wanna try and level her before her b-day can i ask all friends and members of 25 to life to plz help she want to be disciple bad she has been god father for 6 months what do you say its time for her to move on and be a happy disciple she show all of us love when we need it she bends over to give us what we need i think its time we help the one and only true friend superstarrprincess out thanks for all love and support thats gonna be there for us and help ........... SuperStarrPrincess~aka~♫DJ Jersey♫~Owner of 25 to Life & Music Revolution Radio~ *Fu-Pastor*@ fubar

Too Much Emo Drama
am watching a movie knowing the outcome i still get caught up in the emotional plot am i too sensitive to feel the emotion in just story not even this is not true story my tears roll when hero is dying when i know the hero survives why my boyfriends want to take me to the tearjerkers am i all over them

Angels
IT is a heartache to loose someone that you loved so much.But you know how hard it is to think that they are in a better place not living with the wars and the hatetred and the violence I lost 2 kids an i know that they are in a better place an i know that they are looking down on me to make me feel better know that they don't have to deal with the rascial slurs or the hatred or any of the crap that the world is dishinf out right now IN loveing memory of my kids

Surgrey
I am not going to be on much i will be on yahoo if you need me i am going to have to have surgrey as soon as i can get the money i got a Hernia lifting something i will check in all the time but can not devote myself to it when i am in pain so i am off for now DJPhilburg360

A Real Man Aint Easy To Find....
Please apply if you have the qualities... A Real Man holds high ethical ideals without compromise. A Real Man is emotionally balanced. He should be able to laugh and cry as he damn well please, and not give a shit what other people think of him. A Real Man can be laughed -AT- as well as laughed -WITH- and not feel insulted, demeaned, or belittled. Words don't breat bones! A Real Man shares his feelings with those he cares for. A Real Man has grace under pressure and does not panic in a crisis. A Real Man is responsible for his actions and inactions. A Real Man takes on the burden of responsibility for those who -cannot- shoulder a responsibility themselves *providing* he is asked to and agrees. A Real Man marries for life. A Real Man surrenders his marriage gracefully if it does not work. A Real Man loves and honors his spouse above all else. A Real Man honors and respects *ALL* women, be she Queen or harlot. A Real Man is sexually and emotionally responsive to

Opening Scene To The Meek Ones
[THE YEAR IS 3021 A.D. PANNING DOWN FROM A BEAUTIFUL RING IN THE SKY, AN ABUNDANCE OF VEGETATION COMES TO VIEW. THE SUN IS RISING AND A DEW COVERS MUCH OF THE LANDSCAPE. THE PAN REACHES A CLEARING, WHERE A GROUP OF YOUNG PEOPLE, ALL WELL GROOMED, AND ENGAGED IN LEVITY-RESPECTFUL, AND WHOLESOME FUN. A MAN EMERGES INTO THE AREA, HE IS EATING GRAPES THAT HE PULLED OFF THE VINE ON HIS WAY IN] CHRIS ALLEN Mornin’ all [as he tilts back to bite the grapes from the vine] STUDENTS Good Morning, Mr. Allen CHRIS ALLEN Everyone is looking well, we all here? STUDENTS Yes. CHRIS ALLEN Are you sure? Where is Scott? STUDENT 1 He was here. CHRIS Where do you think he might have wondered off to? STUDENT 1 To get those flowers, those ones, that smell really good…for you CHRIS Isn’t that sweet, but that wont raise his test score. STUDENT 2 Scott is so stupid STUDENT 3 Yea, thinking flowers are going to help, ha CHRIS Who among us can afford to be presumptuous? Who amon

Heavenly Love
Poem4 More love is in my heart than any heaven-- Angels, God, and saints--can ever hold. Though we're apart, I have you in my garden, Touching you as Time turns into gold. How could our love long last, to darkness driven, Except we conjure up our own dear Eden, With pleasures far more fierce than dreams foretold

Dreams
Maybe dreams cannot come true, but they Are mountains that give shape to the horizon, Reference points to guide us on the way Towards lands long promised us in distant Zion. If we never get that far, we'll be Nearer for the journey we have taken, Letting the next generation see Up close the dreams they else might have forsaken. The dreamer lives a bit beyond what is, Having had the courage to say no, Existing in a future wholly his, Revealing through his grace where we must go. Knowing well this world of lust and greed In which the dream but rarely marks the deed, None could bear to dream but for the soul Great enough to bear it for the whole.

True
Poem 2 Longing is the true eternal light, Instigating life throughout the darkness. No one loves but longs throughout the night, Delighting in sweet dreams of lost delight, As dawn brings back the gifts of happiness.

Nessie & Yeti - A Theory
The Abominable Snowman and the Loch Ness Monster. Two of the most famous monsters in Cryptozology. Everyone has an opinion about them. The tourist industry loves them. But what are they? Some say they are survivals of previous lifeforms thought to be extinct. Others think they are purely monsters of the mind. Whilst the skeptic usually concludes they are more the fraudulent type of monster. Let’s look at the Abominable Snowman first. Known by many names, including Yeti or Alma, it is thought to live in the Himalayas. Many claim to have seen it, and even more numerous are the footprints it is said to have left. Ape-like, but with various ‘human’ attributes, many see it as a kind of ‘missing link’ between man and ape. Yet, whatever its reality, it has been part of folklore in the area for many centuries. The Loch Ness Monster is similarly illusive. Thought to live in Lock Ness in Scotland, skeptics claim it came into existence only when a new road was built alongside the lo

The New Tattoo...
So I am a little irritated not only with the man who did my tattoo, but also with myself. He had the design for my tattoo...I just wanted my black stars on my inner forearm. Well...I was busy talking to the apprentice while he was working on my arm, and when I look down at my arm, I realize that he's added his own flair. Irritated with him for being an assuming asshole, and irritated with myself for not keeping my eye on the work being done. So I am really unhappy. To make it look decent, I'm going to have someone make it into a half sleeve with a lot more to it than what I originally wanted. Lesson learned. Don't talk to the apprentice!

The Seeping Madness/broken Hearts
Madness seeping through every pore in my body its bitter taste beckoning to me to give in i don't want to it calls an calls out to me tempting me with PLEASURE, POWER, but i try keeping my distance.... Atleast i thought i was strong enough to...it appears i've done it again tearing the heart out of another chest why have i done it again...whats wrong with me that makes 4 so far...an one of them i'm trying to repair yes Brandy i mean you theres alot going on in your life an i can't do a fucking thing about it....an its tearing me up inside that i can't be with you that i can't help other then talk... i want to do more i'm sorry for the shit i've done an the stupid choices i've made.. All i want is to make things better again an console you anyway i possibly can but it seems more an more that i'm just a failure of a man i'm 22 an still havn't amounted to anything i know you don't care but i do... GRRRRRR FUCKEN SHIT DAMMIT FUCK

Digging Into Percy's Future And Tremane's Mouth
He worked away and not wishing to delve too far into the past Trevalyan changed the subject asking “How did you manage to get such a sore nose, my friend?” “I was just on my way to take the first steps in getting a new partner when I came across a Termite Tree and the temptation was too great. I just had to stick my nose in for a nibble,” he confided. Percy snorted at the delicate way Tremane had described his near anialation of half the Termite tree but refrained from commenting. Trevalyan ignored the snort and asked Tremane “How do you expect to reach those parts that are required to light a Tapir’s Touchpaper with a smile like that?” asked Trevalyan in a non-condescending manner. Even so poor Tremane felt rather embarrassed by the scrutiny he was being subjected to. He had no way of escape because Percy sat on guard outside and Trevalyan had him well pinned down. Anyway he realised that Trevalyan had a point although Tremane always thought that charm was enough to light

Mud Wrestling
When you wanna do something bad enough you will get down into the mud to prove how much you are worth it. I didnt have that i just wanted to mud wrestle for fun lmao! Day started out normal went to the fair and walked around saw animals but we werent alloud to bring cameras into the place but then i saw this big big pile of mud and the girl who once beated me up at jesus camp because she is a fucking whore so i fought in mud and it turned out fun instead of evil. By the end i looked all one color and went home in which i dyed my hair again and it is pretty! By that one day in the mud i got all my frustrations out! Now i cant wait to go back to class tommarow

Re: Radio Free Oklahoma On Now Until 8pm Cst @ Wtprn.com
RE: Radio Free OKlahoma on now until 8pm CST @ wtprn.com ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 17 Aug 2008, 01:03 Radio Free OklahomaWebsite: http://reddirtreport. comCall-in Number: (512) 646-1984Time: Saturdays, 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm CST Chris Emery is a film writer, director, producer living in Oklahoma City. He is currently working on his fifth documentary film which is a feature length project covering the Oklahoma City Bombing case. His interest in the truth movement was spawned several years ago as he discovered a consistent pattern of lies and deception contained in the U.S. Governments 'official accounts' of the shootout at Ruby Ridge, WTC - '93, the WACO massacre, the OKC bombing, the downing of TWA Flight 800 and the 9/11 fiasco.Chris has given several presentations around the U.S. regarding the documented links between the OKC bombing, 9/11 and other domestic and foreign false flag terrorist attacks. Holland Van den Nieuwenhoff has join

Maybe Love Will Still Get A Chance!!
Greetings fellow Fu's!! After another long night of unspeakable adventures and unforgettable chats, the Metalhead Lover is back with some very big and interesting news!!! Just recently, I found out that a woman whom I greatly desire and hope to one day be with, is doing very well. She is ,actually, doing extremely well. Now, we haven't really conversed properly in quite some time (for those of you who really can't understand that, "quite some time" is usually 3 weeks of more>), yet we still have mutual emotions and care for each other. It has been awhile since we really had a chance to go over things, but we did dig a bit into each other and we dug deep. From this current point we are no longer at a crossroads, but instead we have just gotten on the highway and are now driving towards the critical final exit. Of course the trip will be long, it may even be difficult, but I believe that it will be a trip well worth and we both shall make it successfully!!! We still do have quite a few o

The Truth About My Fu Owners
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS-THEY'RE GREAT!!!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED OUT ANY OF MY FU-OWNERS YET PLEASE DO AND FAN, ADD, RATE AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD STUFF. *~Alice in Wonderland~* PWND by Donna, ☠piercedmama☠ & DarkLilAngel@ fubar 'Justfishing ~Owned by Texas Twister' & Owner of LuAngel & Cotton Candy Kisses & ~Suga Mama@ fubar Hi Everybody (Fu-Married to 'Sweetnsassiecat!!')@ fubar THIS PIMP-OUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~Suga Mama™®© Owned by Alice in Wonderland, Justfishing and Hi Everybody@ fubar

Help
Hey Everyone, im new to fubar, and im still trying to figure it all out...if anyone can help me, a message would be greatly appreciated. i look forward to lots of new friends in the near futre. I'll talk to you all later.

I Need Advice From Chicks Only Please!
i need advice on which way does sex feel better, missionary or girl on top, or even doggystyle, i want to know so i can give my girl multiple orgasms. please feel free to comment on this and i take critisism very positively. thanx, biglou69

*~*the Dream*~*
So tonite has been a long, very sad night, one of which I never want to be forced to repeat. I attempted to run away from this freakin night by goin to sleep...Sleep is often my method of escape..However tonight it didn't work so well for my escape... **As she closed her eyes she drifted into a land that always welcomes her with open arms. A world where anything is possible, and all can come true. As reality slipped away she found herself alone, in a dark room. She fumbled around trying to find a light, but to no avail. So she slowly eased her way around the room using her hands as her eyes. Nothing was familiar, this place was new to her. Confused she continued to walk, carefully, until she found a door handle. Easily she wrapped her hand around it and turned slowly. The light poured into the room as she pulled the door open. As she stepped outside the room she realized she was in a house, a large house. She was on what appeared to be the second floor, and she could

1999
well its officially aug 17th now in 1999 - one of my best friends and her four sons (my god sons) were driving home from the mall - in the family mini van - they had been shopping - it was 2 in the afternoon a drunk driver was going 150km in a 50 zone - driving the wrong way down the road in an F350 he hit them head on and killed them all - he came out without a scratch i miss them every single day - i wonder how they would look now - i wonder what they would have loved in school - if the would have sung in the christmas recitals today should have been my oldest godson's 18th birthday - today he would have officially been a man i wonder if he would have had the red sports car he wanted - he use to tell me all about it when he sat in my lap and told me stories i miss you all - so much

Sweetdreams Delight
Sweetdreams Delight is heading for godmother she needs - 343,382 Points to go! So can we please show her some fu luv by giving her blings, 11's, comments & rating stash to help her get there. ~Sweetdreams Delight~....Fubar Wife And R/L, G/F To Freebird...@ fubar This pimp out bought to you by ****Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original****@ fubar Thank you Luv Di aka PiNkLaDy xx

B-day Bully By Yumalicious
Yum is a wonderful person and a great friend for making this. Please be nice to her for this. She is a person that gives of herself without any expectation of gratuity other than a Thank You. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have You Hugged Your Carebear Today!?Happy Birthday To YouHappy Birthday To You!Happy Birthday To CareBear!Happy Birthday To YOU!!!!!!! Why dont you stop by and wish him a Happy Birthday!CareBear ™@ fubarBirthday Wishes From♡¥ümª£¡©ïºü§♡@ fubar > > > > > > > > >

A Rebel To The Bone
HERE IS A THAT IS A TRUE REBEL BUT HE IS A GOOD GUY.AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM.HE COULD B THE SWEETEST GUY U WILL EVER KNOW. ONCE U START TALKING TO HIM U WILL LIKE HIM AND WANT TO B HIS FRIEND AND IF U CANT FIND HIM HE IS NUMBER TWO ON MY TOP FRIENDS LIST. THANK U FOR UR SUPPORT. CHECK OUT HIS PROFILE,RATE,ADD,FAN,CRUSH OR WHATEVER AS LONG AS U MAKE HIM APART OF UR LIFE.

My 38th Birthday
My 38th birthday was spent almost entirely on Fubar Midnight Sat Aug. 16th, 2008, to Midnight Sun Aug. 17th, 2008 with a few hours of sleep and an hour or 2 away from the computer and I don't regret it one single bit. I got over 100 birthday wishes, around 40 profiles comments and 6 singing voice comments from my Fubar friends. This has been the best birthday I've had in a long time and I didn't get much materially but I got a lot of love from my Fubar friends and even some from quite a few people I didn't even know. I don't know how to thank all of you except to say: "My Fubar friends old and new, It was a wonderful day, thanks to you." Thank You all for thinking of me and having me in your thoughts on my birthday and I hope that I can be as good of a friend to you all as you have been to me. Again, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and soul for the love you've shown me on this special day. I won't ever forget it because of you. THANKS AGAIN: CareBear

Bumbed Out
NO ONE AT FUBAR HAS EVERHAD A CRUSH ON ME. I GUESS IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING REALLY, BUT STILL, NOT EVEN ONE. DO U SUPPOSE I'LL LIVE? MY LIFE MIGHT BE IN THE RIGHT PERSONS HANDS AT THIS MOMENT. I AM UNLOVED AND SMELL LIKE CHEESE I GUESS BOOHOOO LOL JIMMY

Poem
I'm stuck in the middle of a life that hurts to live Im comforted by all my friends who's strength they cannot give I always feel so helpless, the shallow world of lies Underlying self-loathing that my smile must disguise I still can not forget all of the people's love I share In spite of it I don't know if it's something I can bear The constant pain, my still shattered heart, I can not open up The aching boring deep within which I always fail to stop My trust is gone, all hope is withered, will I see the end? All the ones I want to love just want to be my friend The ones who bring me in just seem to leave me with despair All this leaves me suffocating, gasping hard for air Bring me to a point where I feel refreshed and high Then they drop me on my face, wishing I could die This never ending cycle of the hope then hurtful stryfe Nothing ever lasting, just the story of my life. How I feel on the days where the thoughts just hit me. Reality shows it's face and I feel so

5 Trillion Moments Ago (ab)
you are there i am here alone inside this shell black mascara stains upon my pillow where every teardrop fell bed disheveled from tossing & turning hoping to find you there no rest for the wicked and surely no peace heart filled with worry and care to love so strong to need you here and in all ways to weep with joy and not in sorrow to get on with our lives and all our tomorrows to sink inside and hide within the safety of your arms to fall asleep and listen to the pounding of your heart the feel it race and dance and delight like it did at the start when love began between you and I 5 trillion moments ago when you first spoke my name when you first breathed i love you when you looked in my eyes when our journey became our destination and I made you mine

Bully That Sweets Made For Me
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It's Just Me Again
I'm bored as always here in "DULLTONA"!!! I passed my GED test and got my high school diploma. I'm so happy. Now more happy and excited, because I shall be going into college soon. I am starting out in college prep classes though, but still it's a start in college. I'm just so happy and excited. I hate being bored. Sorry that I'm pain to everyone that I know. :'( Laterz

Justice League And Shadow Levelers Rawk...!!!
I am so amazed and honored at the amount of Love my friends showed me today...Between my two Families... Shadow Levelers and the Justice League...I was astounded at the amount of people that came to show me Love and help me level!!! It may take me awhile but all the love will be returned...Most of you literally spent most of your day on my page and I am so very grateful...I'm not going to name anyone in this bully because I am too worried about offending someone or forgetting someone because my bar tab was flying....So please know how much it meant to me and that I will do my level best to return all the love given...THANK YOU TO ALL....XXXxxx X...Cat

Kids Say The Damndest Things...
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good scolding, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"

Another Stupid Survey
Another boring survey. Lol Do you still talk to your FIRST love? Nope What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? You think I remember? What was your FIRST job? Pimpin ur mama. Btw tell her 2 give me my money I keep my pimp hand strong What was your FIRST car? A tricycle Who was the FIRST person to text you today? nobody Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Me Who was your FIRST grade teacher? You think I remember? Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? NC Sneaking out of your house for the FIRST time, who was it with? Never did it b4 Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them? I don't remember her name.... that should answer ur 2nd question Where was your FIRST sleep over? In ur daddy's bed. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? Gina Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? Cousin What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? Curse my friend out FIRST tatt

Woman Of My Dreams
Woman of my Dreams by LateNiteFantasy© In those empty moments Thoughts of you fill my days When life allows the time I slowly slip into a daze Every time I close my eyes I see your amazing smile Like a modern day computer Your beauty is on file Hair so silky and smooth Eyes that pierce the soul Luscious and pouty lips Are only parts o’ the whole Your beauty rivals Aphrodite She holds no candle to you Though you have your doubts Your sensuality shines through I see you in my dreams Be it day or night Trying to control my feelings With all my strength and might Our friendship constantly grows Long destined to be more My love will never die In hopes you may open that door You are special and loved I will cherish you forever You’ve captured my heart It is yours forever

Team 1 Fu-angels , Mzcabibbw Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

When Will It End?
Why do i feel the way i do? I feel like im chasing dreams and not geting anywhere. i want to find who i am or was befor pain. there is one how i look to, to save me but lives not with me but in another state in the east. so much is runing through my mind and it all messes with me. I dont know wheather to be happy sad mad or kool with everything the old me would have known what to think say and do. well im off and ill see you all when im in a better mood.

Catholic Humour
Box Donation A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to C

Spay That Cat.. A Poem By Me!!
SPAY THAT CAT!! Tinkerbell, i mean what the hell, all day- everyday i do nothing but yell, "Hurry up & close the door, my cat is acting like a total whore," as she races across my living room floor, "Catch her don't let that ho outside," but she's too fast & that door's open wide, oh well- at least we tried, now she's out there & i'm sure she'll get laid, acting like a total slut- cuz she ain't getting paid, "Damn it- i've got to get that cat spayed!!" -BlondeBratZ

S-s-s-s-s-exy Th-th-th-therapist
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said, "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first ?" The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham". "That's no use, Trevor", said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?". The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley". "That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?" The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London ". "Brilliant, Paddy" said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath

Come One Come All And Party With Us
WELCOME to tweety's rock'n romance escape,place where you can meet people and make friendships DJS are awesome and love your requests so what ya waiting for come join us also hiring greeters and promoters!!!! Click anywhere on the pic

Team 1 Fu-angels , Goofylady Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

Check Out These Awesome People...they Rock My Fu!!!
Once again you all took me by surprise. Seems to be the way you all work...lol I want to thank everyone that helped me level to Insider tonight. I was at work but took a break just in time to see what you all were up to. You always know how to make me speechless. Not an easy thing to do...just ask anyone who knows me. Show these awesome people lots of love and respect. They give so much to others without ever asking or expecting anything in return. THEY ARE COMPLETE AWESOMENESS!!! (In no particular order) Kat1114" Owner of Farscapecat & ♥Bebe♥ & Co Owner of AMANDA.@ fubar ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Kat and Sarcastk1; fu-owner of BooBoo & Gary (again!)@ fubar Anna~Shadow Leveler~Fu Engaged to Teddy Bear Beer Hunter~@ fubar ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar Tennisgirl1987 - Club F.A.R. Member, Shadow Leveler, Fu-Single@ fubar Vanessa { Shadow Leveler }@ fubar G®êê

Selfishness
Selfishness by ME Lonely is the night when you say good bye How the heart tries to hold on to the pain When you do what you think is right But they make you feel so low and out of sight You do your best to show what they may not see But evil is all what is to come from their site To leave you standing in the dark Not to have a reprise of friendship for you to share They only look at what they want to see And only their selfishness do they care Not to feel the pain of what sorrow you may feel Or the kindness you are wiling to give So to them I do feel so lonely how they are Never to see the love of friendship And how lonely they must be To never return just a smile to me

Team 1 Fu-angels , Bebe Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

12 Days. Pps.
the blood flows like rivers down the landscape of.... the veins are opened like a broken sewer line gushing toxins, pouring forth onto the street onto the pale, moonlight streets of her body toxic... burning antifreeze green in the basin in the tub and smeared across the floor in handprints complete with whorls from fingers there is no end here as there is no beginning the freezing tile breaks fingers in half as the slide down smearing blood into the cracks, into the veins dripping down like dying tears drying and caking coagulating infinitely the slick sticky gel smeared down the cabinet doors and pooling on the floor the blood flows like rivers down the landscape of... veins opened like broken sewers... and they said marianne killed herself and i said, not a chance... not a chance* *Tori Amos, Marianne

Follow Your Dreams!
These quotes are about believing in and following your dreams. If you can imagine it you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it. Ward, William Arthur When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live. Johnson, Samuel Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows. Thoreau, Henry David Life is a cup to be filled not drained. Anonymous If one is the master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time insight into and understanding of many things. Van Gogh, Vincent What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible. Roethke, Theodore Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. Anonymous Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. Thoreau, Henry David Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level, expect to grow spiritua

Untitled 8
Title: Untitled 8 Date:8-16-08 By: Travis Smith Smile like sunshine, tears like rain Clouds above us rattles my brain Looking at you all sad n blue Makes my heart melt and yearn for you At times we're wrong, at times we're right Tell what you'd like me to do tonight The moon is full and so am I Together lets make you not want to cry For in the end, it's plain to see I'll help you, if you'll help me :)

Thought For The Day! 8-16-08
The greater the number of desires, the lesser the happiness you will experience. Be contented. A discontented person loses everything; only a contented person can experience real joy. The happiness in one's life will be in inverse proportion to one's desires. In the journey of life, as in a railway journey, the lesser the luggage (desires) one carries, the greater the comfort.

Pain
Man once agan i hurt myself.. I hurt my knee big time playin paintball... the doctor said today that I messed it up good this time. And im lucky if I get to play paintball or soccer at all.. Man come on what other bad things can happen to me. First i loose my man then i loose the two things that let me be me.. the two things im good at.. god damn it why do i have suck bad luck....

Bling Bling Up 4 Auction(closed)
I have got some Up for auction I only only have 2 of them I'm trying to get fubucks up for a friend so she can go for the spotlight! :) I would like to see my good friend Da Sweet Irish Princess in the spotlight. So come and make a bid on the bling and lets help her get the spotlight.

Missing In Action
Yeah, that's where I've been. I apologize for my scarcity here, but life has been so damn busy I've barely had time to breathe. For quite some time, I was out of work, and so a job search took up the majority of my time. I finally found one, and I've been there for about three months now. I work a lot of extra hours, but I am determined to make a good showing and impression at this place. School continues for me, I'm slowly but surely finishing my degree. Someday, that sheepskin will be mine. The coolest news by far is that I have begun writing for a television show! It's just a local show, but I like it. It's called Wolfman Mac's Nightmare Sinema, and it's a return to the days when local television hosts showed cheesy horror films and did goofy sketches. I've only been working on it for two weeks, but I have two scripts completed, and the first one shoots this coming week. On the kinky side, well, I'm sad to say nothing has happened. No writing, no playing, nothing

To My Friends
Hi For those of you that I send comments to regularly I am sorry that I won't be sending as many as I use too. I am working two full time jobs and just dont have the time to spend online like I use too. Please keep intouch I do really miss sending them out. I have a few that I will miss chating with as much as I do. I will be on a few days a week so say hello if you see me To my wife I Love You so much!!!!!!!! I know it will not be easy but it will be better in the long run. I will miss my top 16 friends you are all very sweet and very nice people Thank You for being there. Paul

U.s. Men’s Basketball Team Routs Defending Champs
U.S. Men’s Basketball Team Routs Defending Champs The Olympic Basketball Gymnasium here is the first N.B.A.-style arena in China. From the sounds of the Black Eyed Peas’ “Let’s Get It Started” at tip-off to the scantily clad halftime dancers, it has all the trappings of an N.B.A. showcase. The United States team showed again Saturday night that it is right at home in Beijing. The gym has been host to a show of basketball gluttony that could be known as Team USA Revival. He dismissed the question, in the same way his teammates had no answer for the Americans, who forced 28 turnovers, outscored Spain by 32-0 on fast-break points and had eight players score in double figures. “We showed the rest of the world that we really mean business,” said Chris Paul, who had 14 points, 8 assists, 5 rebounds and 5 steals. Spain, with a roster filled with N.B.A. players, never saw this coming. The 37-point victory by the United States was the most lopsided in an Olympic tournament in which the u

Athletic Dilettantes Get Event Of Their Own
Athletic Dilettantes Get Event of Their Own Most Olympic triathletes were not always adept at the grueling blend of swimming, biking and running. Many began as cross-country runners or swimmers. They were good but eventually realized that they were better doing three things than one or two. It is an uneasy riddle, then, to determine just where triathletes fit in the complex matrix of athleticism. Can they be considered the world’s greatest athletes, a recognition often handed to decathletes, because of their disparate mix of talents? (Can a decathlete swim? Can a triathlete jump or throw?) Or are triathletes athletic misfits, people not quite good enough in their chosen disciplines who found a way to capitalize on their well-rounded ability? But what of endurance? The triathlon’s odd yet simple combination of three events — at Olympic distances, a 1,500-meter swim, a 40-kilometer bike ride and a 10-kilometer run, with equipment transitions in between — will put those questions o

Bustos Is A Rugged Slugger With A Gold Heart
Bustos Is a Rugged Slugger with a Gold Heart Bustos, the United States softball team’s designated hitter, does not do subtle. She hits big and talks straight, all without pretense or apology. “I get drug-tested more than others,” she said. “Three times last month. Because I’m big.” A telephone call later, Bustos was told that the tea would be fine. She sipped it but did not care for it much. Not her style. Bustos — and that is what her teammates call her, or Boo, but rarely Crystl — is 30, a two-time gold medalist who plans to retire from international competition after the Beijing Games. For years, she has been painted in one dimension, as a bruising basher, the Babe Ruth of softball, a top-heavy woman wielding a wicked stick. She is an attention grabber, mostly because of her towering home runs and partly because she stands out among teammates that generally look as if they could have belonged to the same sorority. But give her tea, and let Bustos do the painting. Or let her

Us Drops Spain In Rout With 3s Finally Falling
Four down, four to go. The U.S. men’s Olympic team is halfway back to the top of the basketball world. Unleashing a lethal 3-point barrage for the first time in Beijing, the Americans turned the marquee matchup of the preliminary round into another romp, beating Spain 119-82 Saturday night to clinch the top seed in their group. LeBron James scored 18 points for the United States (4-0), which hit seven of its first 10 attempts from behind the arc after making only 29 percent in its first three games. They finished at 48 percent (12-of-25), an almost unfair total for a team with unmatched athleticism. Every U.S. player scored—even Jason Kidd for the first time in Beijing— as the Americans turned the matchup of unbeatens into their easiest victory yet. Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony each finished with 16 points. The Americans will face the No. 4 seed from Group A, either Australia or Croatia, in the quarterfinals. They also wouldn’t have to face Lithuania, the other remaining unbeate

Phelps Wins His 7th Gold Medal And Writes His Own Olympic History
Michael Phelps in lane five, his right foot already on the block, goggles and cap pulled down tight. Milorad Cavic in lane four, a mirror image looking Phelps’ way. They stepped up, turned toward the water and headed off, a minute in time that will forever define their lives. On a Saturday morning half a world away from his native Baltimore, Phelps swam into history during a riveting 100-meter butterfly that wasn’t decided until the very last second—no, make that the very last hundredth of a second, the time it takes lightning to strike the ground. To the naked eye, Phelps surely lost. But a high-tech timing system and video slowed to 10-thousandth of a second proved otherwise. As a result, it was Phelps—not the Serbian—who climbed yet again to the top step of the medal stand, bending over to receive his seventh gold medal of the Beijing Games, the one that tied him with Mark Spitz. Call it the Great Haul of China—and it’s not done yet. Phelps has one more race on Sunday, which lik

M Is For...
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............M.... 2. 4 letter word......................Moon 3. Vehicle: ..........................Mustang 4. City / Neighborhood: ..............Minneapolis 5. Boy Name: .........................Malachai. 6. Girl Name: ........................Molly. 7. Occupation: ....................... Milkman 8. Something you wear:................ Makeup. 9. Food: .............................Monkey bread. 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Mold. 11. Reason for Being Late...........Missed a bus. 12. Something you shout..............MEANIE!!!!! 13. Animal:..........................Monkey.

"as I Am"
open your hand. close your eyes. here is my smile, wrapped within lies. open my mind. take it all in. here is my past, covered in sin. take this hand. hold it in yours. it never does rain, but always pours. kiss my mouth. touch my face. i've waited so long, for this embrace. my heart, it pounds. your heart, it beats. before it, we know they're beating in synch. each word you say, reveals one tear. I love you so much. My darling. My dear.

Bolt Wins The Olympic Gold And Breaks The 100-meter Record
It emanated from those loping, waist-high strides 6-foot-5 Usain Bolt churned with his golden spikes—untied lace and all—to win the 100-meter Olympic gold medal and break his own world record Saturday night. It was there for all to see, too, in the “Is that really possible?!” gap of several feet between the Jamaican and the rest of the field at the finish. And, of course, in those bright, yellow numbers on the red-and-black trackside clock blaring the official time: 9.69 seconds. It radiated from Usain Bolt’s wide eyes as he playfully nudged an opponent during the prerace stroll through the stadium hallways, and, moments later, when he clowned with one of the volunteers at the start line before handing her his black backpack. It was there for all to see, too, in his “How good am I?!” mugging for the cameras with about 20 meters to go, already certain victory was steps away— outstretched arms with palms up, slap to his chest while taking the last of his oh-so-long 41 strides, leaning

Live Like You Were Dying.....
Attitude toward Death Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about his religion. Respect others in their views and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, or even a stranger, if in a lonely place. Show respect to all people, but grovel to none. When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Touch not the poisonous firewater that makes wise ones turn to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when thei

How Moses Got The 10 Commandments - This Is In Fun Only!
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments? " And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments. " The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. " The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. " The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. " "Commandments? " They said, "How

+mrmostunderrated+
Check out my AWESOME new owner! He needs lots of love from ya'll, so go show him some and don't forget to let him know that poison sent ya!!! +MRMostunderated+THE FREELANCE BOMBER*THE Thing of the **JUSTICE LEAGUE** AND **SHADOW LEVELERS**@ fubar

Kids...haha
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

I Promise I Will Offend Everyone With This!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp. Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Good Driver...lol
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, “Damn, that sonofabitch can drive”, then spit, “Damn, that sonofabitch can drive”, then spit, “Damn that sonofabitch can drive”, then spit. A man sits down next to him and asks him, “What’s going on here? You keep saying, “Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit.” “Well,” says the guy, “My friend just got a brand-new sports car, so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why not? He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He’s pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we’re picking up speed and the road is all twisty and curvy. We’re going faster and faster and it’s hard to stay on the road. I’ve got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I’m pleading with him to do something!! We’re going about

World’s Fastest Man Hasn’t Hit Top Speed
Like the best of showmen, Usain Bolt left us wanting more. Twenty meters from the finish line, his celebration began. He relaxed his arms, looked toward the crowd and slapped his chest. And despite those theatrics, he still covered 100 meters faster than any man ever has. He did it in 9.69 seconds, and immediately one had to wonder how much faster he could go. Faster than a speeding bullet? The showman teased our imaginations. But he denied us the answer, shrugging off questions about why he coasted for the final 20 meters rather than obliterate the world record. “I didn’t come here to run the world record because I am the world-record holder,’’ he said. “I came here to win.’’ This wasn’t so much an Olympic 100-meter final as a tantalizing one-man show. Because the World’s Fastest Man is also the World’s Biggest Ham. He was dancing before the race even began. Shimmying in front of the starting blocks, Bolt struck a pose during pre-race introductions as if the race was over befor

Swedish Wrestler Stripped Of Bronze Medal
AP Sports Writer Alan Robinson contributed to this report. A Swedish wrestler was disqualified and stripped of his bronze medal Saturday for dropping the prize in protest after a disputed loss at the Beijing Olympics. Ara Abrahamian was punished by the International Olympic Committee for violating the spirit of fair play during the medal ceremony, becoming the fourth athlete kicked out of the games and bringing the number of medals removed to three. Abrahamian became incensed when a disputed penalty call decided his semifinal match against Italian Andrea Minguzzi, who went on to win the gold medal in the Greco-Roman 84-kilogram division Thursday. During the medal ceremony, the Armenian-born Abrahamian—who also lost a 2004 Olympic semifinal match on a disputed call—took the bronze from around his neck and, angrily, dropped it on the mat as he walked away. He did not take part in the rest of the medal ceremony. The IOC executive board ruled Abrahamian’s actions amounted to a

Greek Hurdler Tests Positive For Banned Drug
BEIJING (AP)—Fani Halkia, the reigning Olympic champion in the women’s 400-meter hurdles, told reporters she was “shocked” to learn she had tested positive for the banned substance methyltrienolone and would be unable to defend her gold medal. Halkia spoke to Greek journalists early Sunday morning at a central Beijing hotel. She said she was summoned by the head of Greece’s Olympic delegation and told of the results of the first sample she gave to World Anti-Doping Agency doctors. “I am shocked,” she said, according to Greek media reports. “I have undergone more testing than anyone else.” Halkia was tested a few days before the Beijing Olympics in Japan, where Greece’s track and field team had been training. She said she had volunteered to take part in WADA’s pilot program in which athletes submit themselves voluntarily to regular testing. Halkia, who has moved out of the Olympic Village, said she was sorry she could not take part in the games and that she had expected to make the

Spotlight Bully
We would love too make our best friend a star for a day. We would love too see her in the SpotLight Can you help us in doing so????? If you can spare a few fubucks it will help her alot. If you cant spare any fubucks. Stop by her page rate,pictures, stash, bling her. Help us make a star for a day. ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Kat and Sarcastk1; fu-owner of BooBoo & Gary (again!)@ fubar This bully brought to you by: ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar ¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar Please Repost (repost of original by '¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1' on '2008-08-16 21:40:28')

Global Warming Has Ended
Reports are that Al Gore has been spotted climbing the New York Times Building with a banner. No reports as to what the banner says, but what we do know is that he just left a meeting with these people at the Space and Science research Center in Orlando, who recently released this report: The Space and Science Research Center Issues A Formal Declaration: Global Warming Has Ended – The Next Climate Change to A Pronounced Cold Era Has Begun. In a news conference held in Orlando, Florida today, Mr. John L. Casey, Director of the Space and Science Research Center, issued a landmark declaration on climate change. “After an exhaustive review of a substantial body of climate research, and in conjunction with the obvious and compelling new evidence that exists, it is time that the world community acknowledges that the Earth has begun its next climate change. In an opinion echoed by many scientists around the world, the Space and Science Research Center (SSRC), today declares that

Team 1 Fu-angels , Sexy Hazel Eye's Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

Hello
I would like to say i love this fubar the more im on it the more i get to know more things about it. Im a redneck so its all a little wierd to see this type of stuff on here. I like to hang out and get to know most of you and chat with you more often, do anyone do that on here or just look at the pics? I need to get more rating points anyone want to help with that????

My Bf *apply Here*
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (colour and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: ------------ ------------ ------------ OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favourite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me often? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you be waiting by the phone wanting me to call you right after we saw each other ? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut,pimp)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? ------------ ------------ ------------ What Would You d

Gov. Charlie Crist: Fay Threatens The State Of Florida With A Major Disaster
Gov. Charlie Crist: Fay threatens the state of Florida with a major disaster By Ken Kaye | South Florida Sun-Sentinel 8:30 PM EDT, August 16, 2008 Its projected path has shifted left and right. Its winds have weakened and strengthened. Tropical Storm Fay certainly has been fickle. Yet specialists at the National Hurricane Center on Saturday were gaining confidence the system will hit Florida's west coast as a minimal Category 1 hurricane on Tuesday - and put the Keys under the gun along the way. The reason: computer models are coming into agreement, said Dave Roberts, a Navy meteorologist assigned to the hurricane center. "The track could shift," he said. "But there is consensus in the models." Tropical Storm Fay Updated: 8 p.m. EDT Location: 19.3 N, 75.8 W Moving: W at 14 mph Wind: 45 mph Pressure: 1005 mb (29.67 in) Fay tracking links: • 5-day forecast map • Computer model map •

My Owner...justfishing
Allow me to introduce you to my owner JUSTFISHING! He is the best owner a person could ever have. Most days I wonder who owns who because he absolutely spoils me. Please show him lots of love. F/R/A him if you havent already and smother him with love. 'Justfishing ~Owned by Texas Twister' & Owner of LuAngel & Cotton Candy Kisses & ~Suga Mama@ fubar

Dude...so Need 2 Get Fuckered Up On Fubar
Well since I can't drink in reality, i figured I would giv this a shot...or ask 4 one @ least...been sober 5 yrs..but play on this go figure...LOL...its fun though just never got shit faced...or even a buzz :( its okay though just need a little assistance...Tkxs all Jamie

Be Kind By Charles Bukowski
we are always asked to understand the other person's viewpoint no matter how out-dated foolish or obnoxious. one is asked to view their total error their life-waste with kindliness, especially if they are aged. but age is the total of our doing. they have aged badly because they have lived out of focus, they have refused to see. not their fault? whose fault? mine? I am asked to hide my viewpoint from them for fear of their fear. age is no crime but the shame of a deliberately wasted life among so many deliberately wasted lives is. Charles Bukowski

Eagles - Waiting In The Weeds
It's coming on the end of August. Another summer's promise almost gone. And thought I heard some wise men say that every dog will have his day, He never mentioned that these dog days get so long. I don't know when I realized the dream was over. Well, there was no particular hour, no given day. You know it didn't go down in flames, There was no final scene, no frozen frame, I just watched it slowly fade away. And I've been waiting in the weeds, Waiting for my time to come around again. And hope is floating on the breeze, Carrying my soul high up above the ground. And I've been keeping to myself, Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing. Even know you're with somebody else, He'll never love you like I do. I've been biding time with the crows and sparrows, While peacocks prance and strut up on the stage. If finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, You will excuse me if I skip the masquerade. And I've been waiting in the weeds, Waiting for the d

What Is A Hurricane, Typhoon, Or Tropical Cyclone?
The terms "hurricane" and "typhoon" are regionally specific names for a strong "tropical cyclone". A tropical cyclone is the generic term for a non-frontal synoptic scale low-pressure system over tropical or sub-tropical waters with organized convection (i.e. thunderstorm activity) and definite cyclonic surface wind circulation (Holland 1993). Tropical cyclones with maximum sustained surface winds of less than 17 m/s (34 kt, 39 mph) are called "tropical depressions" (This is not to be confused with the condition mid-latitude people get during a long, cold and grey winter wishing they could be closer to the equator ;-)). Once the tropical cyclone reaches winds of at least 17 m/s (34 kt, 39 mph) they are typically called a "tropical storm" and assigned a name. If winds reach 33 m/s (64 kt, 74 mph)), then they are called: * "hurricane" (the North Atlantic Ocean, the Northeast Pacific Ocean east of the dateline, or the South Pacific Ocean east of 160E) * "typhoon" (the North

Atlantic Graphical Tropical Weather Outlook
ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL 800 PM EDT SAT AUG 16 2008 FOR THE NORTH ATLANTIC...CARIBBEAN SEA AND THE GULF OF MEXICO... THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER IS ISSUING ADVISORIES ON TROPICAL STORM FAY THAT IS CENTERED ABOUT 60 MILES SOUTHWEST OF GUANTANAMO CUBA. ELSEWHERE...TROPICAL CYCLONE FORMATION IS NOT EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

Journey
Sink your teeth in and taste of my passion I’ll take you on a journey that’s hard to imagine My lips kissed with honey, your heart pounding wildly Remember to touch the places that drive me Unleash the primal instinctive lust Then leave me alone writhing in your dust The moment, sensational, if only for a while Tasting your sexual being as your soul melds with mine Lustful dancing moaning so torturously sublime Blanketing me with your body, sliding in sweat I’ll never forget your tongue mapping my flesh The way you endured sending me over the edge Immersing, drowning in feelings of euphoria Desiring to feel again the burning pleasure that beckons within Smoldering embers stirred up, igniting fire with no end Please more! I screamed out aflame with pain and pleasure As my mouth savored and devoured sweet, creamy seed Moans of ecstasy swirling through me, its fragrance filling the room I thought for a split second....hmm maybe not doomed? Screaming, “Awaken the deadnes

Under 45k To Level Come On Lets Get Her
UNDER 45K TO LEVEL AND THAT IS NOTHING FOR US UPPER LEVELS SO COME ON YOU GUYS LETS GET ON IT.. SHES NOT ONLINE RIGHT NOW SO HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF SHE LOGS ON TO SEE SUCH A SURPRISE.. WAY COOL.. WE NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE AND YOU DONT HAVE TO SPEND ALL DAY EITHER. JUST RATE A FEW THINGS THATS ALL IT TAKES... THANK YOU ALL LETS LEVEL HER.. ~Rebel Lady™~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR™~~Fu-Owner of The Watcher~~ NO SALUTE - NO ADD~~@ fubar

How To Open Up
Here I sit in front of my computer as usual. This time is different. After finding out for the millionth time I am regarded as only being good enough to have sex with. I turned to the one person I know will help me through it. The thing is, I would give my heart and soul to this person. However I have never been able to tell them so. I am so afraid of wrecking one of the best things in my life I hold it inside. With hopes that someday I will have the courage to them so.

Ghost Rider Needs You
ThugTags.com - Hip Hop & Urban MySpace CommentsALRIGHT EVERYONE I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY TO PLEASE HELP ME OUT. I KNOW I HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO SO PLEASE HELP ADD ME AS UR FAN OR JUST HELP ME LEVEL IN UR OWN WAY. I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE TO LONG FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX Edit Photos Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

These Are Terms Used To Describe The Progressive Levels Of Organized Disturbed Weather In The Tropics That Are Of Less Than Hurricane Status.
* Tropical Disturbance A discrete tropical weather system of apparently organized convection - generally 200 to 600 km (100 to 300 nmi) in diameter - originating in the tropics or subtropics, having a nonfrontal migratory character, and maintaining its identity for 24 hours or more. It may or may not be associated with a detectable perturbation of the wind field. Disturbances associated with perturbations in the wind field and progressing through the tropics from east to west are also known as easterly waves . * Tropical Depression A tropical cyclone in which the maximum sustained wind speed (using the U.S. 1 minute average standard) is 33 kt (38 mph, 17 m/s). Depressions have a closed circulation. * Tropical Storm A tropical cyclone in which the maximum sustained surface wind speed (using the U.S. 1 minute average standard) ranges from 34 kt (39 mph,17.5 m/s) to 63 kt (73 mph, 32.5 m/s). The convection in tropical storms is usually more concentrated

Tonight At 11pm Est Cam Show
11:00 PM scheduled for Aug 16, 2008 Sorry this is such last minute. But I have been up on the schedule for a few days now. For those of you that don't get time to check the schedule I'm putting it here for ya. Nonetheless here ya go! I promise not to get too drunk before tonights show lol. How about last week huh! I'm a wild woman. Anyhow...hope you all are having a fabulous weekend. Why don't you stop on in and hang with me before you go out to party. 2nd half hour of the show is play time. You know I'll be a squirting fool for sure! Muah! (for those of you that don't know how to get to my cam shows) YOu log in to the members area. Click on the webcam button. Then click on the first link. Scroll down til you see my name, then click view show. Hope to see you there! XOXO, Aimeelynn www.aimeelynn.net

Ppl And Fubar
wow some ppl on here seriously take fubar way 2 damn seriously if half the ppl on here that put so much effort into fubar put that much effort into their marriages,friendships,jobs,relationships they wouldnt have anything to bitch and moan about and their love one would not be wanting to leave them and their employer would not be wanting to fire them and their friend(s) wouldnt want to be walking away from them FUBAR IS FAKE HELLO!!!!!!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! This is what makes up most of fubar no lie either Fakes.... Cheaters... Liars... Adulterers.... Murders.... Rapests.... Druggies.... Inmates.... Sex Offenders.... Drop Outs..... Abusers... Sex Addicts..... Cam Whores...... Thieves..... And at the very bottom of that list you have ppl that are Honest... Sincere... Faithful... Dependable... Real Friend.... Lover.... Compassionate... Open.... REAL........ and the lists go on and on and on do you seriously want to make fubar tha

Flirty Train
New Train...for all you folks who like to FLIRT..and OMG...yes I'm one of them To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the flirt train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "I like to flirt" and don't forget to re-rate them. NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a flirty comment. Rate this flirty folder and you'll get a flirty tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special flirty tag.

Jealousy Can Be A Tangible Thing
It's true when they say "Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon", because it can consume you in such a way that you start to deteriorate. Your mind, your soul, your self esteem...it all starts eroding away. I personally think jealousy, in small doses, can be healthy! Makes you up your game, so to speak. Keeps you on your toes and keeps you from being lazy. Whether it's in a relationship, at work, friendships. Yeah it sounds a little twisted but that's MY take on it. There's nothing wrong w/ being jealous sometimes. It's human nature. But letting it take you over...now we have a problem. One thing people have to understand is, YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE ONE YOU WANT. I see it all the time. Boy wants girl, girl likes to flirt, boy gets jealous and mad. Girl is oblivious or worse yet, doesn't care or thinks it's funny! So be it. If they're not going to acknowledge your feelings, move on. You shouldn't have to convince someone to like or love you back. If the feelings aren't reciprocal,

If
If you can go hrs days or even a week without talking to someone that you love care about or in love with....... if you can go without hearing their voice..... if you can go without saying i love you..... if you can go without calling them...... if you can go without any form of communication with them............. if you can go without ever thinking about them... if you can go on like they dont exist at all... THEN THEY ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU NOR DO YOU REALLY LOVE AND CARE FOR THEM JUST MEANS THEY ARE A SAFETY NET THAT YOU HOLD ON TO AND TALK TO AND CORRESPOND WITH WHEN THE TIME IS SUFFICIENT WITH YOU ANOTHER WORDS THEY ARE USING YOU AND USING YOUR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THAT YOU HAVE FOR THEM AND IF YOU CAN SERIOUSLY READ THIS AND FIND NOTHING WRONG WITH SOMEONE DOING THIS TO YOU OR YOU DOING THIS TO THEM THEN YOU NEED A EFFIN WAKE UP CALL CAUSE THATS JUST DISRESPECTFUL ALL THE WAY AROUND IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

Dreaming Of You
I dream of you In the stillness of the night Your arms are the wind Holding me tight Whispering softly Calling my name It's your voice I hear, again and again My heart is full, yet empty to Because the one thing I want and can't have Is you

Severe Weather Alert (mind You I Live In Wellington,fla)so It Is Heading Towards My City)so Sux
Severe Weather Alert Special Weather Statement GLADES-HENDRY-INLAND PALM BEACH-METRO PALM BEACH-COASTAL COLLIER- INLAND COLLIER-INLAND BROWARD-METRO BROWARD- INLAND MIAMI DADE- METRO MIAMI DADE- MAINLAND MONROE-COASTAL PALM BEACH- COASTAL BROWARD-COASTAL MIAMI DADE-FAR SOUTH MIAMI DADE- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...PALMDALE...MOORE HAVEN... CLEWISTON... LA BELLE...BIG CYPRESS SEMINOLE RESERVATION...PAHOKEE... SOUTH BAY...BELLE GLADE...WELLINGTON... LION COUNTRY SAFARI... SOUTH COUNTY REGIONAL PARK...PALM SPRINGS...FLORIDA GARDENS... ABERDEEN...BOCA WEST... NAPLES...IMMOKALEE... MICCOSUKEE INDIAN RESERVATION...MARKHAM PARK... COCONUT CREEK... CORAL SPRINGS... TAMARAC...SUNRISE...PLANTATION... DAVIE... COOPER CITY...HOLLYWOOD... PEMBROKE PINES...MIRAMAR... HOMESTEAD... FLORIDA CITY...REDLAND... MICCOSUKEE RESORT...KENDALE LAKES... WEST KENDALL...COUNTRY WALK...SHARK VALLEY...MIAMI... MIAMI GARDENS... MIAMI LAKES...HIALEAH...DORAL...SOUTH MIAMI... KENDALL...CUTLER RIDGE... FLAMINGO...

88 Precepts
The 88 PRECEPTS 1. Any religion or teaching which denies the Natural Laws of the Universe is false. 2. Whatever People’s perception of God, or Gods, or the motive Force of the Universe might be, they can hardly deny that Nature’s Law are the work of, and therefore the intent of, that Force. 3. God and religion are distinct, separate and often conflicting concepts. Nature evidences the divine plan, for the natural world is the work of the force or the intelligence men call God. Religion is the creation of mortals, therefore predestined to fallibility. Religion may preserve or destroy a People, depending on the structure given by its progenitors, the motives of its agents and the vagaries of historical circumstances. 4. The truest form of prayer is communion with Nature. It is not vocal. Go to a lonely spot, if possible a mountaintop, on a clear, star-lit night, ponder the majesty and order of the infinite macrocosm. Then consider the intricacies of the equally infinite micro

Fiesta Football Auction & Entrys!
It's Football Time Let's Get Ready! I'm having a Fiesta Football Auction! Would you like to join in the Fiesta Football Auction! I will be taken entry's from Guys & Ladies! So lets put on our football uniforms and your cheerleader outfits and come & join the Fiesta! and lets play ball and get a touchdown! Here are the entry's so far....

Hurricane Season/fay Florida Future?
Fay Florida Future? Lead Meteorologist, The Weather Channel 8:10 p.m. ET 8/16/2008 For the moment, Fay is a somewhat disorganized tropical storm with sustained winds mostly offshore to 45 mph, moving west at about 14 mph between southeast Cuba and Jamaica. For now, the primary threat will be life threatening flash floods and mudslides spreading from southern Haiti across parts of eastern and southern Cuba and Jamaica overnight through Sunday. Isolated rainfall totals in excess of 10 inches are possible, particularly over mountainous terrain. The current forecast track will bring Fay toward southeast and central Cuba tonight and Sunday. Hurricane watches have been posted for parts of the central Cuban coast. Tropical storm watches are in effect for both Jamaica and Grand Cayman. Tropical storm warnings are in effect for the southwestern peninsula of Haiti, eastern Cuba, Cayman Brac and Little Cayman. Showers and squalls will impact particularly Jamaica and eastern Cuba thr

Please Read!
Last night was a very scary experience for me. When I woke up 3:00 am, I was feeling something building up inside of me like I was getting more and more nauseated like my eyes wanted to roll to the back of me head, and all of a sudden I had trouble breathing. I think it was from the medication I was taking. So I just hopped out of the bed real quick to try to walk it off, but it was getting worse and worse. So I got on my knees and pray to God to help me in my situation and to let me live, because I was really scared to death. I was in and out of bed, because I was scared of going back to sleep because if I did, I wouldn't wake up. So I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat and get some water, and when I was walking down the hallway, I felt like I was about to collapse on the floor because I felt really nauseated and I was panicing really bad. After I ate, I felt a little better, but still pretty bad. So I got on the computer and I saw that my friend, Melissa was

Faith
Faith We never perceive When standing Our ground That there is a curvature To the Earth So imperceptible That without faith Would we believe that Upon a circle we stand? Gentle words Softly spoken So imperceptible while Looking into the eyes Of another May only be perceived As love If we are willing To keep faith Poet

In Defeat I Find My Place...
Words do fail me In the weight of your gaze I stand here seeking Your affections, your praise How my fears do strengthen In the midst of defeat My fortress crumbles So violently - I'm weak Passion sparks, flares In the fire my fears erase My need for you surges The hunger on your face The sweetest kiss upon my lips Hands lifting my face In your eyes - I find my secrets In your arms - I find my place

Friends?? Flagging Pictures
I will never understand peoples reasoning behind flagging pictures! I do understand flagging a default picture, because they scroll across the top of the screen, and adult site or not, shouldn't be used as a default! But everyone's view on what is NSFW is different, so understandably, that controversy will never end here! I have never, and would never, flag any picture on here! I have on numerous occasions, sent a private message to someone who had a joke, or picture, in their default folder, that either I found inappropriate or thought someone else might, suggesting they put it in a different folder before someone flags it! Guess what??? Every single time I have done that, I have gotten a thank you for the honesty and heads up AND they moved it to a folder!!!! Amazing how adults can act when treated like adults!!!! BUT, when you have pictures, jokes, or whatever, in your personal profile, in folders clearly marked NSFW? and viewable by FRIENDS only.....I just don't ge

Plz Show Him Lots Of Love And Make Him Godfather
Chiina_Whiite is closing in on becoming GODFATHER!!! He has 664 Points to go! PLEASE go by his page and leave LOTS of love. F/R/A and BLING him and bomb him with love. Come on what are you waiting for….click his link and really let him have it. Chiina_Whiite@ fubar Thank you for the help!!!

Soul Searcher Level
SOUL SEARCHER WickedAzzBeotch owned by ring of fire,,member of club united, and few other clubs@ fubar SHES SO CLOSE TO LEVELING TO GODMOTHER, LETS GET HER THERE TONIGHT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Downraters
They really amuse me and crack me up especially when I go rate them back a 10 or 11 AND fan them and rate their stuff after getting a 1-5 from them...***News Flash*** It doesn't matter WHAT # you rate me, regardless if you rate me at all I get points for it so honestly I could care less I just find it funny that people do that to get a rise out of people and I just laugh...and for the ones that get all bent out of shape over a low rating you guys are weird too in my book but to each their own I guess. :)

Flirt Train
New Train...for all you folks who like to FLIRT..and OMG...yes I'm one of them To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the flirt train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "I like to flirt" and don't forget to re-rate them. NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a flirty comment. Rate this flirty folder and you'll get a flirty tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special flirty tag. ~vitamin de~

Team Leveling - August 2008
~CLUB FAR ~ TEAM LOVE'S LEVELING BULLY FOR AUGUST 2008 Go show these awesome Fubarians some fabulous lovin'! Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR's Team LOVE Captain / Sarge's Bad Girl ~ @ fubar 11,004,239 Points to Prophet *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar 347,010 Points to Points to Henchman ¨Ps¥chè¨©*Fu-Seductress of Dirk The Irish Punisher* *member of The IRA Bombsquad*n*Club F.A.R Member@ fubar 121,698 Points to Henchman ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar 2,431,219 Points to Godmother :::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. *.. Plz ...Fan + Rate = Add !@ fubar 262,940 Points to Fu-king ~Cherrybomb™~ Cõ õWñÈR õ? T.M.Ä.?.~FAR~@ fubar Level 100% Oracle (28) ~/~'Sassy Lau

Donate To Me
My name is Kellie im 18 from Orange Tx my Birthday is coming up on September 2nd and Im wanting a Boobjob Im now 34B and looking to go to 34DD so if you would Please go to my site below and donate some $$ to me to help me out http://myfreeimplants.com/model_detail.asp?MOID=89111 Thanks every Penny Counts

Broken Heart
broken heart I've been being by myself Trying to get my heart from hurting i love you so much my hearts going ot burst I can't help myself but miss you. You're once a dream that came true, An illusion that turned to reality, but now iam scared ill lose you anf my heart cant take that kind of blow Until such time I hear yuor voice my heart will break You're the reason for my smile the reason i love your on my mind and in my heart we know we cant be togther but soem day faite might allow it again I can't help myself from crying, Because I'm missing you so much. All the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart,afraid of losing you All the memories are still preserved in my mind, I miss you so much, Because I can't hide the fact that I'm in love with you. My life will never be the same again, Now that we touched i feel closer I First, I'm still so In Love with you, You told me the same, i only hope in my heart of hearts you met it Your love is sh

Caa4 - Angel Prayer Request
Hello everyone. This is a special prayer request for a dear friend of mine. She has been out of work for a little bit now and has a hard time find a job. Just within the past month, her husband lost his job just recently. She is a strong woman of faith, so let us send up our prayers and angelic power to help these two good friends. Doc

Fresh Tears
The tears Slip down My cheeks As thoughts Of my Angles float Through my Mind How I Do miss Each of My precious Angles With each Thought of The three Of You A fresh Tear slips From my eyes How I Long to Have been There to Watch Each of You grow up In my Heart I have Always Been by Each of your side Each of you Are oh so Special to me How I Do miss Each of You My beautiful Daughters By: Kat 8-16-08

Meadow
Meadow The meadow Is so Quiet The faint Sound of The babbling Brook Can be Heard From where I sit Letting memories Wash over Me like Rain When I Close my Eyes The images Fill my Mind Slowly sad Memories Begin to Fade Allowing Happy ones To fill The void As more Sad memories Fade One of My many Masks Slips away Never to Be worn Again By: Kat 8-16-08

Hearts Desires
Hearts Desires The heart Longs to Know that Special love My head Says no That it’s Not time My journey Is not Complete The love I so desire Must remain Out of My grasp Till i Once again Am whole Free from The masks That I Have worn For oh So many Years Free to Once again Know pure Happiness By: Kat 8-15-08

I Love You!
I Love You. Three simple words. They hold so much meaning, But yet somehow seem absurd. I love you, For the person you are. I love you, For they way you care. I love you, Because you are always there. I love you, Because you are sexy to me. I love you, Because you are beautiful. I love you, Because I am in love with you, Never seems to happen to me. Is it because it is to deep? Or just because most don’t know, That you can love someone without being in love with them. I love you without being in love, Always seems to be the love that ends. Just one time, Let me hear one of them say, I Am In Love With You!

A Month Today
Today makes A Month that I lost my Dad. Everyone says its gets easier. When will it get easy? To me its harder. I miss him so. It still hurts so bad. I know he is in a better place. But, I still want him here with me. He was still so young only 66 years old. I Love you Dad and miss you really bad. Love always, your baby girl.. HUGS Always & Forever

The Road Ahead
I walk the road of uncertainty It used to be so clear I realize that Im surrounded by wire Is it to keep bad out or keep me in Surrounded by the war machine I cant think anymore all this used to be so worth it I led the men they were brillaint and will always be but now I walk one foot in front of the other with no one by my side my blackend wings hang in disgrace I here the gunfire its nothing to me anyore I here the explosions its nothing to me anymore maybe Im already dead I know Im not but the fight continues anyways and alone I clench my gun

Southside Hustlerz Auction
SOUTHSIDE HUSTLERZ DID IT NOW THEY ARE HAVING A LIVE AUCTION IN THERE LOUNGE MONDAY @ 9 PM EST TIME WOW CAN U BELIEVE THEY ARE PIMPING THERE STAFF OUT COME CHECK IT OUT!!! COME JOIN THE FUN WHILE THEY PIMP THERE STAFF Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS

Only Time Will Tell.................
I'm okay. His anger is not. Sometimes he can be sweet. Most times he can't be. My heart mislead me into believing I was ready and he was ready. Right now we're just friends. I'm trying to keep it at that. I have intimacy issues. He has anger issues. He said he was sorry after we were play fighting and he pushed me into the ground. He didn't mean to hurt me. I know he didn't mean to hurt me. We play fight all the time. He's not as patient as I need for him to be, but... he's better to me than my mother..... than my sister.... than my father are to me. I'm not saying it's okay. It's not okay. For now I'm in a relationship with myself and he's in a relationship with himself. We're just friends right now. It might end up staying at just that and only that. Only time will tell. He needs counselling and I need to feel safe around him. Until then, we're just friends.

Pets Punishment...........
The waves were lapping gently against the sand in the quiet cove as we walked home from the taverna where we had just eaten our evening meal. Looking out over sea you could just make out the outline of a cruise liner in the distance wending its way on its overnight journey to another destination, and raising your eyes just a few inches more the moon shone like a bright orb in the sky surrounded by its glittering stars ... a full moon ... in the perfectly clear night sky. Silence came from the few people staying in the accommodation near us, maybe like us they had ventured out to sample the local cuisine and entertainment just a short walk away along the path through the trees. As we walked along the path at the far end of the beach to where our chalet stood, only the sound of cicadas as they made their eerie screeching noise, rising to a crescendo and falling suddenly to nothing every now and then followed us, mingling with the ever changing sounds of the sea. He held my hand in a f

Team 1 Fu-angels , Sexy Chicana Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

The Truth.
An African American is someone from Africa who chooses to come live in America. Either your an American or you're not. Don't be dilusional. Either your an American or your something else. You can't be both. But I guess thats what all the P.C. stuff is about. Everything is Grey there is not right or wrong. America is a nation envisioned and created by WHITE ENGLISH who chose to come here and by NECESSITY conquered the native people. There is NOTHING wrong with this!!! THIS is the TRUTH! THIS is how NATIONS are BUILT!!!!!!! I am PROUD to BE an AMERICAN!!!

One Step Closer-linkin Park
I cannot take this anymore I'm saying everything I've said before All these words they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Less I hear the less you'll say You'll find that out anyway Just like before... Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge I'm about to break I find the answers aren't so clear Wish I could find a way to disappear All these thoughts they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Nothing seems to go away Over and over again Just like before Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge I'm about to break Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break Shut up when I'm talking to

Friends
Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were collecting stones. A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Vacation
Well…how was my vacation? It’s a long story so I thought it would be easier to blog than to answer each time. Well, it wasn’t quite how I expected. The beach house was beautiful and we had a wonderful relaxing first day at Harbor Beach. On the second day, we went out to Santa Cruz’s 26th ave. Beach and were having a great day with friends and family when “IT” happened. A wave lifted my son and his boogie board up then crashed him down plowing into my 10 year old daughter. As we ran to her we could instantly see the leg was not looking how it should and thought it might be a dislocated knee. We rushed her to the local hospital where X-rays showed that it was broken at the knee right through the growth plate. After much debate, the doctor’s felt she should have surgery near our home due to the follow-up that would be needed to ensure that her leg does not have a growth disturbance. She and I were put in an ambulance for the 4 hour trip back home. We arrived at 2am where the orthop

My Minds Eye
Replaying inside the recessive caverns of my minds eye. So sad and repressive,I have no reply, You have stolen away a part of my soul, In a most elusive, conniving & spiteful role. Losing awareness of the person that I want to be, You have caused me to lose the very essence of me. Too many times i've lost my worth, my self-respect, But, with a man like you what should I expect. You say that you love me, but it is obvious you don't, You leave me lackin, there's something out there I still want. Too many years of my life, now tragically they're gone, This house that we made has never been my home. I cannot go on living this lie, In the deep, recessive caverns of my minds eye.

Dirty Survey
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? unfortunately no EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? yup EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? Yes EVER CRY DURING SEX? yup DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? not usually EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Oh, yes! EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? yeah DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? a bit of both EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? nope EVER HAVE A THREESOME? yes EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? sure have, gotta try to get into some of those funky positions EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? yuppers HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? pussy farts i guess lmao HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 14 (not willingly) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? noone comes to mind DO YOU LIKE 69? Yes! ARE YOU HORNY NOW? nope HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? can i borrow some fingers & toes? DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not really comfy but I've done

Featured Ddr Member: Dj Dragonfire
Every week I will choose a person from my Dirty Deeds Radio leveling blogs and feature them to help them level! This week's featured DDR member is your favorite dragon: 'DJ ±ÐrãgøñFirê±Êñƒør¢èr@Ðirtÿ Ðëéð$± & RL Boyfriend Of Jenalicious' He is always rocking the lounge with kick ass tunes and helping out others when it is needed! :) He only needs 298,395 points to Fuberlord!! Rate Him! Fan Him! Bling Him! If he levels before I announce next weeks Featured DDR member then you win a 1 day blast from me!! Want to be the next Dirty Deeds member featured? It's easy! First: Become a member at Dirty Deeds Radio Second:Fumail me to be added to my leveling blogs!

Sweet Sacrifice-evanescence
It's true We're all a little insane But it's so clear Now that I'm unchained Fear is only in our minds Taking over all the time Fear is only in our minds But it's taking over all the time You poor sweet innocent thing Dry your eyes and testify You know you live to break me Don't deny sweet sacrifice One day I'm gonna forget your name And one sweet day You're gonna drown in my lost pain Fear is only in our minds Taking over all the time Fear is only in our minds But it's taking over all the time You poor sweet innocent thing Dry your eyes and testify And oh you love to hate me Don't you honey I'm your sacrifice I dream in darkness I sleep to die Erase the silence erase my life Our burning ashes blacken the day A world of nothingness blow me away Do you wonder why you hate? Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes? You poor sweet innocent thing Dry your eyes and testify You know you live to break me Don't deny sweet sacrifice

It Was Just One Of Those Freaking Days, Ya Know... Lol
Okay, so here's what happened... My friends wedding was supposed to be yesterday, and I called her cell, and come to find out it's been disconnected. No way of contacting her to find out what was going on with the wedding and such... so I went to where the wedding was supposed to be, Nothing... no one... so I went to the bar... Met this really weird, whacked out chick and went wandering around drinking vodka and looking for someplace to hang out... she freaks out when a cop drives by and starts yelling and screaming at me about how much she hates the cops... mind you, she's got all these black and blue marks all over her... and I can't stop thinking to myself that if the cops pull us over, they're gonna think I caused the bruises, so I'm ready to bail... I go to catch the bus, and the damn bus is hella late... waited for like an hour for the damned bus... finally shows up, and the driver is a prick... I was out of cigarettes and drunk as hell and just wanted to get home and have a

My Immortal-evanescence
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave Your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

Contemplation
She stands before the scales of justice, contemplating contemplation. They seem askew, off kilter. Scoffs, ‘as is the justice system.’ It’s in her mind, in her blood, in her heart, in her soul. Always the dream of dreams, the hope of hopes, the future she set aside for herself. Success. Something she knows, feels, believes she’s great at. Justice, truth. However, the scales don’t lie. They’re crooked. Crooked systems – corrupted by money, death, politics. The crookedness of it makes her ill, headaches, stress. The thoughts of never making a difference, not putting a dent in the mountain of filth. Can’t clean it up, won’t even try anymore. She has an abundance of knowledge without an outlet. Fears if she doesn’t use it, she’ll lose it. But has no where else to go with it. She’s excited for a friend, taking a similar path. Excites her scenes for it again. Wets her whistle. Gets her mojo flowing again. But the fear, the nerves, the uncertainty clouds her ambition. She’s not afraid of cha

A Little Insight To Me...
The Protector As an INFJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system. INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types. INFJs place great importance on havings things orderly and systematic in their outer world. They put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities in their lives. On the other hand, INFJs operate within themselves on an intuitive basis which is entirely spontaneous. They know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and without detailed knowledge of the subject

Seeking The Truth
Things in my life has been very hard for me to deal with, but somehow I still pull through everything.I have worked so hard to get where I am in life and not look back on my past for all the mistakes that I had made then. I went to the doctor to get my results for my tests that they had performed trying to find out whats going on as to why I may have miscarried back on June 31st with my twins. But from what I ma being told is that I might be pregnant again.They told me that my blood work was normal but wasnt exactly zero like it should be if I wasnt pregnant. So they gave me the statement that it could be too early to really tell if I am or not but I will findout later on with some time. Hopefully the truth will be told in a few months but unsure though. All I can do is play the waiting game again!

Poetry
in my dreams i see you, so clearly, like yor here with me when i wake i can see so clearly your gone, im alone i cry no one hears i scream no one cares i would do anything to have you home all i want is you my life my love ill be waiting for you no matter what you are mine

Fury-muse
You're so happy now Burning a candle at both ends Your self-loving soothes And softens the blows you've invented Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins And we'll pray that there's no God To punish us and make a fuss Crack's healing up Future soul forgive this mess You wait twenty years And wind up alone, demented Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins And we'll pray that there's no God To punish us and make a fuss Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins And we'll pray that there's no God To punish us and make a fuss

Cum Check It Out You Know You Want To
can anyone help this guy out he is in a comment contest and her needs to get 20K comments to get a bling pack and he is almost done but could use somemore help if you want to help click the pic below and thank you if you help

Poetry
why is it so hard to deal to cope why are you so great you make me want to change ive been unhappy for so long you help my see you help me breath you'll never understand open your eyes it's right in front of you dont give up

Dark Shines-muse
Passing by you light up my darkest skies You take only seconds to draw me in So be mine and your innocence I will consume Dark shines Bringing me down Making my heart feel sore Because it's good Hold your hands up to your eyes again Hide from the scary scenes, suppress your fears So be mine and your innocence I will consume Dark shines Bringing me down Making my heart feel sore Because it's good You're dark shines Bringing me down Making my heart feel sore Because it's good Dark shines Bringing me down Making my heart feel sore Because it's good

No Wonder....
No wonder erectile dysfunction is so prevalent in America and viagra iz such a big seller....Look at all the fat nasty sluts spilling their cellulite out of their bras on sites like FUBAR.com And no wonder so many of the women are left with no orgazmz when they let their men fuck them in the ASS like sheep. U poor sad low class white trash FU-billy fukkerz..... And this is my thought for the day.

Make Him A Godfather
Please Go Show These Ladies Sum Luvin …. They are Spending ALL of their Rates and Bling helpin me to Godfather They have done nearly a million points in the last 2 days His Sweet Obsession Berry Berry Quite Contrary SexySandi SweetDreams OneSexyAssBiotch QUEEN BUNNY is a PITA Gottoloveit69

As You Whisper In My Ear
As You Whisper In My Ear by BlueWolf 51 © Comforted by your thoughts Those times I felt lonely Wishing you could be here As you whispered if only I savored your sweet words Listening to what you say As you expressed your love So near yet so far away Every time I hear your voice In a loving sensual tone Its like miles no longer exist Texting on the phone While embracing every word I even wiped away a tear It feels like your next to me As you whisper in my ear.... 08/16/2008

Minimal
Minimal How many rose petals Are required To scent Her pillow? How many goose feathers Are needed To warm Her cheek? How many candle flickers Illicit the shadow That frames her smile? How much of her face Need be seen To reflect her soul? How many words Are needed To communicate Her meaning? Maybe minimal, Maybe just saying “I Like” poet

Ageless Dreams
Ageless Dreams Ageless mysteries yet untold Writhing bodies in passion's hold Senses heightened to extreme Like a liquid breathless dream Meeting of two souls enchanted delight Heated rhythms long into the night The sound of breathless cries Silken thoughts and heated sighs Two entwined bodies stolen story An anciednt dance of passion's glory Feeding an enraptured flame Two souls free and untamed One last cry of release The calm of euphoric peace

Something My Sister Wrote About Papa
Staci Elliott Hartman, Granddaughter August 13, 2008 Today, we are sad we lost a father, husband, grandfather and great-grandfather. To some he may have been a friend, known as Mr. Elliott, Millard, Micky, and a devoted Baptist Tabernacle member. Oh, how he loved his church. But to me and his family he was known as Papa – Papa Moo. What a privilege to have had a grandfather who was so loving, caring, and totally devoted to God and so eager to help others. To Odie, Mama Elliott, grandma, as we call her, he was her husband and companion for 76 years. Papa was the patriarch of our family Papa had a long life from the army and many unknown journeys until his final journey to be with God in Heaven, a journey he had prepared for, lived for and was never scared to go on. Papa had his share of medical issues in his life, but most recently was his shingles, which pained him so, his eyes that burned so badly, and finally his heart. During all of these he mentioned his pain, but

Naughty Buglady Is Hosting A Happy Hour For You!! Show Her Some Love!!!!
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE NAUGHTY BUGLADY IS HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR FOR US ON MONDAY AUGUST 18TH AT 6PM FU TIME/9PM EASTERN. NOT ONLY IS SHE GIVING US A HAPPY HOUR TO DOUBLE OUR POINTS AND GET 1/2 OFF THE GIFT SHOP BUT SHE IS GIVING OUT FU-BUCKS TOO! RATE ALL THE PICK IN HER BRA SALUTES FOLDER & GET MORE THAN POINTS FOR IT 100 10'S GETS YOU 10K 100 11'S GETS YOU 15K YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. SHOW THIS GIRL SOME MAD LOVIN!! I MEAN FANS, ADDS, RATES, BLING, COMMENTS, CRUSHES, GIFTS, ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU'VE GOT!! REMEMBER EVREYONE NAUGHTY BUGLADY'S HAPPY HOUR IS MONDAY AUGUST 18TH 6PM FU-TIME 9PM EASTERN. CLICK ON ANY PICTURE OF HER TO BE SWEPT AWAY TO HER PAGE!

A Lesson Learned
A Lesson Learned by Linda H. She is sitting at the computer and wondering what it is that her husband does so late every night. She doesn't know where to begin but she knows she has to find out. She is a little afraid, as the questions roll in her mind. The thoughts are making her tremble, "what if I find something I don't want to find?" she says aloud into the silence of the empty room. She knows he goes into the chat rooms but what is it that he does there? The chat icon is calling to her 'click here' it says in her mind so she does. At first, the rolling lines of the room do not make sense to her, so she just watches. She realizes that the "asl" that people keep typing in the room means age, sex, location, so she types hers into the room. At first, she doesn't see a response, then someone types "hi" and ask her about her profile. She explains that it is her husbands name and that she doesn't have a name of her own. She isn't even sure if she knows

Poem
I wrote this poem when I was 12 after attending my 17 year old cousin’s funeral. It was published in a collection of poems and I received several honors for it as a child. Suicide I see you lying there all cold and still I didn’t think you had it in you, the power to kill I guess you thought that life was a game Somehow without you it will never be the same You must have thought no one would care Instead you took the most ultimate dare You left no note to explain Now all I do is scream, cry, and go insane Inside of me a part of me died The day you committed suicide.

Ayana And The Darker
Ayana and the Darker by: Linda H'Back This story is unfinished... It has so much work that needs to be completed before I can try to finish it... No one will probably even read this but it is still a story that I have to tell.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The screams from the lead wagon are painful and carry throughout the caravan. Everyone is gathered around the fire waiting. Tas, the leader of the group is pacing back and forth his face pale. He has never heard such pain in his wife's voice. He says a silent prayer and bends to one knee before the fire. The men in the group talk in whispers to him as the screams continue. Ayana stands at the outer edge of the circle saying a prayer of her own. If the child lives all will go on as normal, if the child dies she will face death also. Damara screams out one last time and the lusty cries of her newborn daughter bring a relieved sigh to the waiting crowd. A woman named Adi

Going On Vaction
I am going on vaction monday and wont be back til next saturday. When come back hope have some love> I guse fin out who carea about me when get back home. I am not talking my lap top with me. SO this my good bye. I realy think put acution on hold to get hoime

Re: Rangers 2 Hearts
RE: Rangers 2 Hearts 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 16 Aug 2008, 17:59 Rangers maintained their 100 per cent SPL record this season with a commanding victory over Hearts at Ibrox Stadium.Despite the 2-0 scoreline this was a one-sided contest with Walter Smith's side cruising to victory and Allan McGregor rarely troubled throughout the 90 minutes.Lafferty and Boyd were the goal heroes for the Gers but it was new signing Mendes that stole the show with an excellent debut.His performance was as you would expect; tidy, inventive and also full of graft.Indeed, the Portuguese international, who has been handed the no. 4 jersey, was at the heart of Rangers' early attacks.On 6 minutes the hard-working Lafferty cut inside from the left flank but his right-foot shot from 20 yards was off target. This however, was a sign of what was to come.Boyd then had a chance to open the scoring minutes later.Mendes chipped the ball forward and Vel

Health
I do know this much though , I need to slow my ass down. I must of pushed my body past the envelope last night and this morning. Part is my fault and part is my roommates fault , the reason I say this is because she thinks her medicines and health are more important than mine . I am on a seizure and chemical imbalance medication , at I have been out of for months and as usual I have to wait. And I have made myself so sick I am tired .

My Poem
“My Forever Love” I have looked for “my forever love”, all of my life. Thought several times that I had found that special “certain” man and didn’t. I have to thank God now, for allowing me to go through all the heart aches I have endured in my life, without you. Because, it has only made me realize what a rarity you are. I get up every morning with you on my mind. Hoping and praying that my phone will ring and that it will be your sweet voice I hear on the other end. I go to bed at the end of each day, with the thought of you engraved in my mind. I lay in my bed alone, thinking of you longing to hold you, smell your sweet aroma, wanting so badly just to be with you and hold you. My love for you is deeply implanted in my heart. I know, I love you and I cannot nor will I ever let you go. You are the man that God created for me, like Eve for Adam. I have looked for”my forever love” a long time; you my darling are my final stop on this heartbreak train, my final destination. Love isn

Back
Ok folks i am sorta back. I cant be on here when my hubby is home. Its a long fucking stupid story that ends with him being an ass hole and me not being able to do shit. But its how it is going to be for a little while. So I will not be on much. But I will be every once in a while!

Looking For Fu-bomber Gents And Ladies!!
TONITE WE ARE HOSTING THE FU-BOMBER MEN'S AUCTION!! WE NEED SOME MEN TO SELL AND LADIES TO BUY THEM. PLEASE CONTACT CRAZYMAMA45 TO GET IN ON THE FUN TONITE!! AUCTION BEGINS AT 9PM EST/8PM CST. LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ALL THE FAMILY THERE!!!!

What Are You Doing Monday???
TUNE IN EVERY MONDAY @ 10 AM PST FOR ENERGIZER KITTY! COMING UP MONDAY AUG.18TH 10AM PST SPECIAL SHOW FOR ALL YOU GIRLS THAT WANT TO GET YOUR FEET WET IN MODELING. LEARN ABOUT MODELING OUT SIDE THE RUNWAY!HOW TO GAIN EXPOSURE AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF!JOIN ME WITH FLORIDA'S BEST JESSI TERROR AND THE CURVECOUS SARARAVEN VIXEN AS THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH THIS COMPETITIVE AND STEROTYPICAL INDUSTRY!SEE HOW THEY OVERCOME ALL ODDS!!! MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO PREVIOUS SHOWS AS WELL!

Masquerade
I find myself consumed in oral fixation; often caught up in my distraction, watching their mouths form words and their pink tongues slipping out across plump lips. I want to pull them close and whisper against their ears “Let me help you with that…” This keening need arises at the most inopportune times; like now, while in conversation a motion catches my eye. Unbeknownst to him I am his enrapt audience. Entranced as his expert mouth slick with melting crème rasps across the rough cone, I suppress a moan as he continues to lick and tease the tip of that very lucky chocolate and vanilla swirled soft serve ice cream cone. Transfixed by his movements; lost in my imaginings, a willing slave to the images of his tongue on my lips, breasts, trailing and tantalizing, my body an orgy feast as his hands and nails dig into my quivering flesh. I’m sorry, what were you saying…? Yet another firm mouth form words and I want to climb aboard in writhing ecstasy as those lips and that m

Wordsmithing As The Wheels On The Bus Go Round Round Round
It had slipped my mind that this was a children’s song complete with hand motions; the last time I’d heard it was on a Travelocity commercial where their roaming gnome (actually a wooden lawn gnome) was attempting to drive a double-decker bus through London while singing it. Now that I see that as I’m typing today’s wordsmithing – it’s my word that sounds cooler than “blogging” which rhymes with “snogging” that REALLY gives people the wrong idea … I’m reminded of how our daughter Sarah wants to drive and when I get home with her and our son Jeffrey she occasionally bounds out of her car seat and tries to squeeze up front! Figuratively slapping my head, I get her out as I keep one eye of Jeffrey who is prone to wander off … when I pick him up at his grandma’s, I’m told he will run down the driveway and then up the sidewalk from her house! But he knows to keep in sight, so WATCH HIM EVERY MINUTE! Friday morning my wife Martha had to go in to her day care job early, and the kids

Chiina Whiite
OK--not really. Not for me anyway. It's Chiina Whiite, and he's been on the long @$$ road to godfather long enough! Let's get him there, shall we? Click the link below, and spank him HARD with rates. He's a total sweetie, and he deserves this SO much! Chiina_Whiite650K to Godfather This bulletin brought to you by the one and only: ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Fu-owned by ~ms2dmngood2u~ and Justfishing@ fubar

The Hammer Of The Gods...
I fly out to Canada tomorrow (August 17th) and don't get back to Scotland until the 12th of September. This means I won't be on all that often - I'm taking my laptop and my sis-in-law has internet access so I might get online now and then. Have fun while I'm away, mummerfuckers :P

The Tree
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to all your friends, including the one who sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree... Dec 23 to Jan 01 .........Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 ..........Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24.......... Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03......... Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08......... Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18..........Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28.........Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 .........Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 .........Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) ..............Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 .........Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10.......... Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 ..........Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30..........Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14........ Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 ........Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 .........Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 ....

A Woman's Heart
A woman's heart More precious than all the stars A true gift from Heaven above There's nothing as fierce as her tender love So willing to sacrifice Just for you to see the love in her eyes She will hold back the tears she wants to cry Just to appear strong when everything's not alright I have been offered such a gift Not one that I deserve, I admit Hidden in the shadows of years of pain I want to raise it to the sun again God only knows if I'm doing this right How I long for the gift of foresight So for now I shall start By knocking at the door of this woman's heart

Welfare Poem
oh boy, you will love this... > > I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > Take bus, > see employment folk. > > Nice man treat me > good in there, > Say I need to > see welfare. > > Welfare say, > 'You come no more, > We send cash > right to your door.' > > Welfare checks, > they make you wealthy, > Medicaid it keep > you healthy! > > By and by, > I get plenty money, > Thanks to you, > American dummy. > > Write to friends > in motherland, > Tell them 'come > fast as you can.' > > They come in turbans > and Ford trucks, > I buy big house > with welfare bucks > > They come here, > we live together, > More welfare checks, > it gets better! > > Fourteen families, > they moving in, > But neighbor's patience > wearing thin. > > Finally, white guy > moves away, > Now I buy his house, > and then I say, > 'Find more aliens > for house to rent.' > And in the yard > I put a tent. > > Send for family > they just trash, > But they, too,

Post Office
Payback is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES or front! WE THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA . WE'LL START WRITING IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR ENVELOPES, TOO! ! Including Bills You may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say 'IN GOD WE TRUST' The law, they say, is being violated. Anyway, we heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write 'IN GOD WE TRUST' on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto, and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea. We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed. If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping 'IN GOD WE TRUST' on our envelopes sounds good to me. WE'RE HAVING A STAMP MADE TOO! Heck, lets use it as our signature o

God Bless Our Troops
Atlanta Airport Control Tower You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAM E RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

Do You Know?
Holy E-mail One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the unruly behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?

Ceiling Fan
The Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man. 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Walking Eagle
Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained t

Sex In A Marriage
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free .' Later that night,on her way out,the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going,he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'.

Would Someone Buy Me A Vip Please
I NEVER ASKED FOR NOTHING , NEVER ASKED FOR A BLAST OR HAPPY HOUR , I DON'T BELIEVE THEM , NEVER ASKED ANYONE TO HELP ME LEVEL UP , ALAWAYS MADE STUFF FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY . SINCE I HAVE COME BACK , I JUST GOT BACK INTO MAKING STUFF FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE ITS FROM THE HEART . ITS HARD TO DO EVERYONE BECAUSE IM SHARING A COMPUTER WITH MY SIS , SO , ITS HARD WITH DIAL UP TO GET TO ALL. ONES THAT KNOW ME I NEVER HAVE BEEN RUDE OR CRUDE . BEEN THROUGH ALOT . SO IF ITS IN YOUR HEART COULD SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME A VIP . HUGS CHERIE'MARIE AKA WITCHESBREW P.S. DON'T BELIEVE IN POINT WHORES EITHER AND ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE ISN'T IT AMAZING JUST HOW MANY EVEN HAVE LEFT ME A COMMENT OR EVER HELPED ME LEVEL UP . BEING HERE A YEAR WHICH WAS JAN16TH OF O7 .

I Totally Need You: In Love Or Codependent?
When does a relationship move from love to codependence, and how can you tell the difference? Alone. I couldn’t stand the feeling. For the past month I had spent every night with my girlfriend—every night, that is, but this one. The bed seemed desperate without her. As if the gap left by her needed to be filled, that anything would do. Piles of pillows, stuffed animals, nothing worked. I tried stretching over the whole thing, thinking that maybe if my body could make the bed seem smaller, then the hole left by her being away would be too. It didn’t work. Being without her scared me. She was only away on vacation, and I had every reason to trust her. Yet the space that she had come to fill in my life had grown so much that I didn’t know what to do when she was gone. I did things before her, but what were they? Watch TV? Read? Nothing seemed attractive unless she was there. I had never been this way before. I was always the independent one, the one who didn’t need people or a relat

Tampa, Fl (9/4/08 - 9/8/08)
Leaving in 18 days. Visiting a friend and his family for his birthday bash. Hanging out and enjoying the sights. I know I'll be at Floyd's (Seminole Hard Rock Cafe)on Saturday night. Could end up anywhere from Clearwater to St. Petersburg for the rest of the weekend. Any other suggestions as to where this Californian should visit? Thanks in advance.

Thank U Bully
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Death Of Love
What is love like I wonder I thought I had found it several time Yet only to find I was wrong, My parents thought they were in love But after about five years It turned out is was not love, I thought I had the start of love recently Only to come to the realization That it was only Lust, Can I be sure love even still exists Why for all I know It could of died before I was born. Now I wonder When was the Death of Love. Please comment if you read it...Originally composed in 2001....

Nuts
Ok so I need to rant for a second.. If I hear one more person say some dumb shit about how pregnancy is beautiful I am going to shoot them.. Lets go through the fun of this right now.. Weight Gain- Luckily I have not gained a million pounds but I feel as if I have rolling around in bed I feel like a turtle on its back... Exercise- Ok I am told to add 100 calories and a full glass of water for ever 30 minutes of exercise.. WHAT THE FUCK? I run 3 miles everyday or so.. Not to mention yoga and all of the other mandated activities.. Yet I am also told to avoid bouncing,jumping, jarring or high impact motions. Mentally- I am a fucking trainwreck crying one moment laughing the next crazy angry 2 seconds later.. ok I think that is it for now

Brown Christmas
Fertile sun whips through lifeless plants marked by winter, summer skies brushed with numbing winds. Window shades block the sun, lines demarcating white walls. Mother Nature sleeps, her lips pressed firmly together. Mountains rise to block the city in a time warp of pine and ornaments. Blinking lights distract a driver, colorful trees set aflame, cheap gifts betrayed in snowless streets. Dried leaves scrape against the cheeks of autumn. As ruby red dies to brown, I watch the rewind of spring to winter, to this: frozen rain pounding from smirking skies. Every breath hatches fog, and the city falls into place. Will autumn’s cold ever rise into a newly born world? Deidre Grotbo

Born In The Petals Of A Rose
Verse 1 Sun sets in your hair, pierced lip sings a song of a revolution. The artist, I will call you. Drawing pictures of goddess and gods. Kurt and Angelina’s lover, husband and wife all together. And you scream, Chorus Angels exist, born in the petals of a rose. Angels exist, flying high above us. I will miss you Angel, and your smile. Angels exist… Verse 2 Pagan sign hangs on your neck, magick in one green eye, one blue. Daring and spontaneous woman, writing of past lives, standing up for what you believe in. Laughing out loud, making no sense to anybody, except your heart. And I whisper… Chorus Angels exist, born in the petals of a rose. Angels exist, flying high above us. I will miss you Angel, and your smile. Angels exist… tattooed on your ankle. I will miss you Angel, farewell until we meet again. Deidre Grotbo

Blessed Insomnia
I stare at the clothes on the floor, crumpled in a ball. The news clicks on. People in foreign countries kill each other. Breath the fire of love chokes me, the mirror glaring into my own scarred soul. Rolling tears sting my dry lips. I fall into my blanket, cover my body. Guilt stops my new heart; I scratch away the pain. Deidre Grotbo

Beauty And Razors
Cracked, unhealed, broken pieces spread across a floor, my statue. Disgraced goddess, the medication nicks my arms. Pretty lips and raining tears, I’m already forgiven and I’ve left. As the clouds cast hatred and the rose petals fade I draw my curtain. I sip on poison, my mind fades to an insomnious black. Let me turn off the light, so the feeling of comfort induces souls. Unreachable, erase blood and scars, splattered skin to make a perfect sculpture in the dark. Deidre Grotbo

Bumming Love
Sally Anderson is a nice housewife living a quiet life with her soon to be ex husband John. Well if that was up to me, that’s how it would be. Sally and I met at a party a long time ago. She was unhitched then and stunning. Back then she was wild and crazy, working down at Rusty’s as a stripper. But when she met that man, John, that was the end of the woman I thought I loved. But it was all a secret, our relationship that is. I changed a lot, though, since I was in prison for 2 years. I used to be a coke dealer and unfortunately I got caught and Sally broke up with. But while I was in prison, the only thing I thought about was Sally. I was walking into a courtroom where I’ve been many times, when she walked in. She was there dressed in a pretty pink summer dress with a white purse snug under her left arm. Her perfume smelled of something like roses and lilies. I caught her eyes. She gasped at the sight of me! I watched her slowly, are eyes met again. I smiled a

Booboo's Hosting An Auction
BooBoo's Hosting an auction..Come join in on the fun and get a new owner too show love too. Bidders check it out and see if you meet a new friend and get alot of Fu-love. 1. Submit A Photo Of Your Choice To Me Through Private Message. If you want too make your own tag please submit it. 2. Submit What Your Willing To Offer Your your new Owner...suggestions, rate pictures, stash, fu gifts, make things if you can there is no limits be creative. 3. Submit 100K In Fubucks To Be Entered..I'm saving for my Oracle Gift. If you dont have 100k please let me know and we will discuss this. 4. Auction will run from August 20th at 8:00 a.m. est too 28th at 11:00 p.m. est 5. No drama.. If you have a problem please let me know. 6. Not responsible for bidders payments 7. Have Fun Please submit picture & Fubucks in private message too me. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar

Voice Of The Fans
By The fans Posted Aug 15, 2008 Open your ears! You’re about to hear the Voice of the Fan. This week three lucky members of our Warpaint Illustrated.com forums voice their opinion on Larry Johnson, Turk McBride and the Chiefs’ middle linebacker situation. Listen up! True or False: Larry Johnson is back to form. Training camp reports indicated he looked good and he showed no ill effects from his foot injury last week in Chicago. True. If, by back to form, you mean falling down on initial contact, then absolutely, he is back to form. I have never seen a 6-foot-1, 230-pound man fall down on initial contact so much. Larry continuously gets tackled by cornerbacks that have no business even attempting to tackle him. It's so frustrating to watch as he tap dances to the hole, finally hits the hole, gains three yards, and then gets arm tackled by a guy the size of Benny Sapp. Don't you guys remember when Larry first started getting snaps in games? He was an absolute beast

Heaven Or Hell? What's Your Destination?
ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE? 1 John 5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may KNOW that ye have eternal life... YOU MUST REALIZE: 1.You are a sinner. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; 2.The Penalty for Sin is Death and Hell. Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death;... Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. 3.Jesus Paid Our Sin Debt. Romans 5:8 But Ggod commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 6:23 ...but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. 4.You Must Receive Jesus Christ as Your Saviour. Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lor

Lincoln & Kennedy
Both Lincoln and Kennedy were concerned with Civil Rights. Lincoln was elected President in 1860; Kennedy in 1960. Both where slain on Friday and in the presence of their wives. Both were shot from behind and in the head. Theih successors, both named Johnson, were southern Democrats, and both were in the Senate. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808 and Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839 and Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Booth and Oswald were southerners favoring unpopular ideas. Both Presidents' wives lost children through death while in the while in the White House. Lincoln's secretary, whose name was Kennedy, advised him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy's secretary, whose name was Lincoln, advised him not to go to Dallas. John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran to a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a a warehouse and ran to a teater. The names lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. The names An

Bettie Paige
Okay have no idea what Fubar is all about and even forgot I had created an account, but figured why not try ya know. For many years now i have been searching for my very own Bettie Paige type woman. I love a woman in high heels and stockings.........maybe because my first uuummm boy to man mag was a Bettie Paige pictorial I had found in an alley. So there ya have it, my first blog about my own obscene quest.

All Is Well But Loopy
I am so Blessed to have such a Fun loving husband. Love the Blog he posted for me. Thanks to all of you that have sent me well wishes. I am all good for 5 years. The meds they gave me are like a muscle relaxer just for my tummy. They mixed with my regular meds make me LOOPY right now. I have A D D while on these meds. Got a babysitter for a few hours so I will be back and forth. I have to lay down and just let my tummy relax. You would not beleive how many tummy muscles you use when you fold 3 loads of laundry. UGH. I am so weak. I hope to be back to normal (Whatever that is LOL) by in the AM. Sorry if I have forgotten to rate ya let me know. I am lucky to have such Great Friends. Want to let you all know how much I thank ya'll for everything! XXOO to ALL Later DUH :-) PROFILEFLIRTS.COM

One Year Today
Well, its finally here. The one year anniversary of my legal freedom. AKA: the day my divorce was final. Now, I say "legal freedom" because in my eyes, I was free the day I finally took out the trash. But of course, if you wanna get technical, it wasnt until I had those signed papers from the judge. It's been a long crazy fight. And I am sure, some people would say celebrating a divorce is nothing to brag about. Normally I would agree with you. However, if you know me personally, you know why it is cause for a loud ass celebration. Since of course, I'm not gonna go out and get trashed, I thought I would share with you the pictures of my van, the one I painted the day the divorce was final. Drove around like that for two months. Yea, kinda spiteful, but oh did it make me feel a little better..lol AND OF COURSE, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: PICKED THE WRONG MAN, GAVE HIM THE WRONG FINGER Hope you enjoy them, and right or wrong, it was my way of shouting out :FREEEEEEEEDO

You Be The Judge!!!
YOU BE THE JUDGE!!! According to the Hebru Translation of the Bible, the world (casted out) means "to send down to Earth". So In Genesis chapter 3 during the fall of man God "casted out Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, never to return." So who saids that the Garden of Eden was on earth?!.. Adam and Eve were the first fallen Angels from Hevean of the 1/3 that followed Lusifer, and if You think about it, the people on earth trying to get themselves right with God, to gain themselves a place in Hevean, and try to prove to God That they where sorry for beleaving Lusifer, and their Punishment for doing so is to have a shorter life and pain increased for Wemen, child birth, E.T.C. You find anyone that lived up to over 1000 + years old Like Adam did, other than mabye 80 or if you are lucky 116 years old, but thats extreamily rare.

Think About It!!!
Have u ever had a time in your life where u go somewhere u have never been befor? But when u get there it seems like u have seen or been too that place?? That is what we call a (dayjavoo) or a glich in the Matrix as some would say, but what is it really U have a life for each Zodiac U see that you'r life here on Earth is repeating itself but this is what is it really "When u past on from this life, another baby is born... There is a white light at the end of the tunnel, that is when u are reborn as a new born... Than it happens over and over again. thats what Jesus ment... To beleave in Him and u will spend eterinty in Heaven. CONGRADULATIONS!!! Now that we have all bealeved in him in one way or another, because he created everything and everything that we think say or do in any religious practice, we are all Fucked!! There is no gate to Heaven, we are traped in a large recycle bin and our souls is the power genarator the Earth needs because the other Planets was a trial and error fo

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an

Tee Is Holding An Auction! Own Me??????
SO heres the deal. I put myself in another auction. For the Love Shack Staff auction! Heres my link go bid! It ends 8/22/08! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1608789&albumid=1165759&i=99622514&idx=6

Would You Be Brave Enough?
lol this is a random thing that occurs between myself, ruby, and stina whenever we catch The Devil Wears Prada. We watch the singer Mike and notice that this kid has some form of hyperactiveness that causes him to hold his inner mosher in onstage. If you watch him in the video you'll see what we're talking about. xxxxxxxxxxx

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

The Beginning Of Wisdom
The Beginning of Wisdom as i finish with the final makeup that i put on for the day i pause to take a look infront of the mirror drawing a perfect smile i drag myself out into the day where life goes on life goes on until the makeup wears off when dawn becomes dusk i slowly limp back home sitting down in the corner of the bed i wish tomorrow never dawns i wish i never have to apply the makeup all over again years of pain years of deceit all hidden behind one single layer my scars hidden underneath one single layer of foundation my tears barricaded by this black mascera my emotions seemingly glued together inside with this red lipstick all my desires all my emotions hidden to perfection inside this cosmetic world that is now my home away from home as time slowly ticks by and the day dawns the one in the mirror slowly fades away into the sunlight leaving the other to take over its now or never i am standing here two in one me against the on

I Need Help
hey all I have the makings of a great lounge, but I need people to fill it, when I get enough people in there on a regular basis I will be running weekly contests, 3 times a month I will be giving away fu bucks, and once a month I will be giving bigger prizes such as blasts and VIP's so please come by hit the join link and help make my lounge a success Cowboy is back!! Come join him in the playroom for great tunes and great fun!! Click the pic below to enter!!

"passion Is Who We Are."
"Passion - it lives, it breathes, it exists within us, To inspire us, to invoke us, to entice us to find adventure in all life." "It is the fire that burns within our blood, It is the little voice in our mind we hear, That urges us, that taunts us, that seduces us to go beyond even our fears." "Passion - it is the reason." "It is the reason that the sun seeks out the horizon with such intensity, To burn it, with its kiss of rays complete Filling then all of life with its passionate heat." "It is the source of all that is power in nature.” "It is the gale of a hurricane." "It is the flash of the lightning as the storm thunders out its name. "It is the cause of the frantic rush of the waves to kiss the shore. "It is the touch of a lover's lips to another in the beginning of a dance of Unending joy. "Passion is who we are." "Passion is either our very life's breath or the very final beat of our heart in its death."

Joanna's Happy Hour
JoAnna"- Proud Member of the {{{Shadow Levelers}}}" & "Club Far"@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by: Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R Team Capt. Team Love@ fubar Auto 11's are on come Level up!!

Puddles
The ball-gag is so tight you cannot stop the saliva drooling, unabated, from the bottom lip of your face-cunt. If merges with a small, growing puddle on the hard, cold concrete floor. Your face is suspended above the floor by a rope strung from your hair to a loop around your waste. It pulls your head back, frozen two inches from the concrete. Your tits are flattened against the cold floor, nipples hard, sensitive, and screaming, captured by bull clamps. Your feet are separate three feet by an iron pipe strung through with rope. Your wrists are bound to your ankles. You are on your knees, ass up, tits down, waiting, while I let your tension and discomfort increase. Your Cunt is helplessly exposed, and your ass is naked and powerless against me. I run my hands across your bare butt lightly glancing the tight ring of your sphincter and the lips of your cunt, continuing to the top of your legs. The first sharp slap to the round globes of your ass takes you completel

Emotional
It is important to recognize the power of our emotions--and to take responsibility for them by creating a light and positive atmosphere around ourselves. This attitude of joy that we create helps alleviate states of hopelessness, loneliness, and despair. Our relationships with others thus naturally improve, and little by little the whole of society becomes more positive and balanced. - Tarthang Tulku

Posted New Stash
hey all my homies...i have only a lil over 6000 more points to go to level up...help a bitch out...put up new stash...i got pics...check me out...i will show love in return in due time...thanks...give me a shoutout as well...im a cool bitch to get to knw...lol..thanks

Our Deep Inside Strenght.
You can Though the task is one of great difficulty, the capabilities you bring are even greater. For not only is there much you can do, you can learn and grow to do much more. When the situation changes, you can adapt. When a new problem arises, you can discover the fresh opportunities that come along with it. You can call upon the wisdom inside you that grows more extensive with each new experience. You can listen to your heart, where there is valuable truth that goes beyond what your mind can explain. You can draw great strength from the connection you have with others. You can align yourself with the beauty and goodness that reside firmly and persistently in every corner of life. In the darkest darkness, you can shine a light. In the most difficult circumstances, you can act to make a profound and positive difference. You can know, you can understand, and you can live in the service of a purpose that becomes more powerful and refined with each passing moment. Choose t

Testin For Parenthood
lol a convo I was havin with a fren...: JB: lol, i just saw a dna paternity testing commercial on tv JB: does anybody know who got them preggers anymore? MB: i dunno JB: some people should be banned from sex MB: hehehehe JB: you ever notice it's the really stupid people that always reproduce? JB: there should be some sort of regulations MB: like? JB: an iq test...anyone under 100 should be banned from sex or have their tubes tied MB: hmmmmmmmmmmm JB: well...maybe anyone under 80 JB: under 100 is way too broad JB: we'd die out JB: and someone's gotta flip burgers MB: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! JB: hehe JB: they definitely should be prevented from having 5 kids like most of them here do JB: too many stupid kids running around MB: heheheh maan JB: maybe it's because i'm in the south *sigh* MB: ouccccch JB: there's nothing to do here but drink and fuck anyway Sooo do u think 80 is a gd enuff gauge? :P

To Will, Is To Do.
I'll be the sun upon your head, The wind about your face, My love upon the path you tread, And upon your wanderings, peace. --Gordon Bok Today I will feel. I will feel wind and water, earth and sun. I will feel rain, the taste of it, and the soft sting of its coolness. I will feel the familiar touch of my shirt against my skin, my hair across my face in the wind. Today I will feel love like a candle on a birthday cake that never goes out - no matter how much you blow on it. I will feel compassion like a toothache, a dull pain that lets me go about my business but never goes away. I will feel joy and sorrow, pain, and pleasure. Today I will feel. I will feel like a human being, unique as a snowflake, common as grass. How many different ways do I feel today?

Life In Florida
----- You know you're a Floridian if......... ... Socks are only for bowling. ...You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. ...A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, But everything to do with shade. ...Your winter coat is made of denim. ...You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. ...You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. ...Anything under 70 is chilly. ...You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. ...You could swim before you could read. ...You have to drive north to get to The South. ...You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. ...Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. ...You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. ...You dread love bug season. ...You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.

Greetz
OK So I have joined this place by a request from an ancient aquaintance who happened to not have deleted me from his contact list. Now I'm wondering if it's worth being on this site at all..... I suppose I'll either drop out completely or become an addict. All I've come accross so far are half naked women and porn bots.... mind you a coupla guys veiwed me and left comments, but when i looked at one guys profile, it was full of naked women and porn bots LMAO. I'll look around when I'm bored but unless I come accross some "real" people, I just really couldn't be fucked.

How Do I Forgive Myself
Dear Jesus. How do I forgive myself? Do I forgive myself for being happy or being sad? Do I forgive myself for speaking when I should be listening or silent when I should talk? Do I forgive myself for my parents for making who I am? A man that is good and bad. Do I forgive myself for being angry when I should be at peace? Do I forgive myself for being in judgment of others when I am the only one is you God who should judge ? Do I forgive myself for hurting other people and letting people hurt me? Do I forgive myself for that I do good deeds yet I can do more? Do I forgive myself for my pride when I can be humble? Do I forgive myself for not understanding or understanding to much? Do I forgive myself for my friends who I lean on or let them lean on me? Do I forgive myself for being in pain and pretending that it is fine? Do I forgive myself for thinking too much when I should rest? Do I forgive myself for for being me and letting go? So God, I praye

Who Am I And Where Did I Come From?
i often wonder who i am more like my mom or my dad? i look at photos of my biological sperm donar and try to see me in him, but i cant. so then i look at my mom and crack up in fits of laughter. my mom has the same sense of humor that i do we look pretty similar, we sound the same on the phone and we are usually thinking the same thing. we even feel when something is wrong with the other its kind of like twins but years apart. when i lived at home we got along most of the time but holy cow did we argue. but i think of how much we love each other and how life just wouldnt be the same without her. i used to tell her i was an alien to the point where i nearly believed it, or i was adopted and look for some-one that might be my real mother. then i sat down and realised (oh my god) i'm not an alien and i'm not adopted shes my real mom. so now that i know who i am and where i come from, PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! just kidding

Children Grow Up To Be Like Thier Parents
have u ever sat and watched for yourself in your children? i did and oh my god freaky, could have sworn it was me all over again. my daughter speaks the same as i do. even pronounces words the same as i do. my son whinges, pouts his lip and even walks the same as i do. me all over again. god help my poor mom.

Inevitability
Inevitability Who am I ? Where did I go? How did I come to be? A faint shimmer in a mirror looking back at me, I remember a younger face that once looked back. This other person has enjoyed life though, seen many wonderful things, and has a happiness inside that shines through the seasoned face looking back at me.. no longer resignation, but exhiliration of that which is yet to come poet

Mayhem And Memories
Had a good time at Mayhem....I'll post some pictures a soon as I have them all together. I ran into Steffi and her hubby Billy...and all these memories flooded back. Those emotions were unexpected. But, thats life, right? Nobody reads this fucking blog anyway, so it doesnt matter what I write here. Steffi is one of Karas closest friends, and seeing her was so bitter-sweet. I had a good time with them, and I'm glad I ran into them. Just cant help that it made me think of her all goddamned day too. I need a shrink or something.

Two Face Batman
yall wonder what happen my bestest friend my bff the lying bitch told my deepest darkest secret stab me in the back like the Puerto Rican hoe you are dee its good you move for ah do face to face wit ya dont come back yo bitch yo put yuz in life or death situation bitch i come to ny busta yu azz i knoe yo b no show bitch am so mad i cant see straight you knoe yo can show ur ugly face for i make it red n swollen so mad i see fisting yur face

Andy Rooney Is Right
Good for him!!!> Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right!!! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can > think of that are truly discriminatory are things like > the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or > Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing > makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying > to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. > Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!> ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?> > I think that if you feel homosexuality is wron

Frozen/broken
I've broken myself so many times I often wonder if I'll ever be fixed I know that no one can do it for me I just can't be sure how to start My reflection is a mirror Once shatterd it CAN be pieced together Never looks the same My heart has been placed in cryostasis It's safer in the cold I wonder if I'll ever feel warmth again.... C.S. '08

Phone Trouble
Comedy routine script (Walks out to Microphone in suit, much cheering from crowd) “Thank you, thank you… I’m different than most comedians. Most come out and tell you their name. I always thought that was strange… here’s a room fulla people that PAID to get in, and they don’t know why? I’ll be here in Vegas all week… might be here a lot longer if they catch me making casino chips in my room… I was almost busted at the craps table yesterday… the croupier scooped my chip off of the table and said HEY this ain’t a $500 chip…. This a Frito! Hey buddy, didn’t you play this number? He’s looking at me… I always wondered how they keep track of who’s chips were on what number… I said “No hable Englais, gringo… Brunos Snowshoes…” (Splice in film of people laughing at a real comedian) “I’m here tonight to ask for your vote. Yes, I’m running for President of these United States of America…” (Splice in film of crowd cheering a football game) “Grimplesnarf for Preside

Feeling Old
My oldest daughter is getting married in October 2008, and my middle daughter is graduating high school in December2008. It's hard to believe they grow up so fast. Just seems like yesterday they were singing into there hair bruch in the mirror and asking me to kiss there boo boo's. I don't want to look at it as letting them go or getting old but as a new chapter in all our lives. My hubby will always be here and that's all I need.

Love Story
Love story……. Red roses were her favorites, her name was also Rose. And every year her husband had sent them, tied with pretty bows. The year he died, the roses were delivered to her door. The card said, "Be my Valentine," like all the years before. Each year he'd sent her roses, and the note would always say, "I love you even more this year, than last year on this day." "My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, "He'd ordered roses in advance before this day." Her husband could not have known, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early; way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems, and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. And then she sat for hours, in her husband's favorite chair; While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.

Baa Baa Black Sheep...
Ok, SO I read a magazine that does a monthly article on an unfortunate incident in the UK where a "goth" couple were beaten and the girl killed by hate mongers claiming it was all done because of their appearance and demeanor. Well...while I agree the incident was horrible and I do feel some sympathy for the families involved..I have to say the fall out response is somewhat comical in nature. As I, myself, am heavily tattooed and pierced with bod mods, the whole emo goth thing has gotten way outta control. These people act, dress, and present themselves in a way that illicit a response from the general public, and then bitch and cry when its not the response they want. I have never been attacked for my looks or behavior. When people see names like hornedsavior or satansfairy, or anything similar to such, how can you not expect some kinda of backlash? you choose a name to garner a response then scream when its not about how awesome or great you are or look. wrap yourself in

Why My Heart Is So Heavy
This is probably one of the hardest things i live with in my heart .I have a brother that was born a year before my son.so he was like mine .i went know where without him. as he was growing up .he always made good grades very very athletic all threw school .as soon as he graduated joined the marines.he had a bad knee injury and was sent home to recover.well he being 19 he goes to a bar and the waitress thinking he was of age .let him drink all day .well he had a job the next morning and decided to drive him self home .Hes almost home and he sees red and blue lights flashing .who knows what went through his head he decides to run and try to get home before he knows it they pit him.flips his truck.ejects him through a bob wire fence .the police thought he might have ran .they didnt realize my brother had been thrown so far .finally when they found him he was in fetal position with his head turned almost around .breathing in dirt .yes his neck was broke...19 yrs old my baby brother .b

New (old) Stuff
I recently bought a Maestro Echoplex tape delay unit from the early seventies, these things can be heard in action on older jamaican reggae songs, they used to run everything through these things, drums, guitars, vocals etc.. I also bought a Gibson Minuteman guitar amplifier from the sixties, its a Fender Pro Reverb copy and it sounds pretty damm good, they sure werent skimping on expensive components when they built this thing, it has an alnico speaker and tube driven reverb and tremelo, good shit! I love old gear, if its kept in good working condition it will sound much better than anything made today.

Fridays Trip To The Hospital To See Grandfather
Fridays Trip To The Hospital To See Grandfather Hey all my friends out there. I could not go much of the week to see grandfather until friday due to my own therapy. Which by the way is going ok. Though I gotta admit is whooping my ass at times. The muscles on the left side of my shoulders and neck are being slow to recover while the right is pretty much good to go. After two cervical fusions I guess you get what you can. On to grandfather though. Sis and I went friday and as luck would have it soon as we get there he is already on dialysis. Sure enough his physical therapy people were there to work with him and could not. His case worker were there and all of us were trying to figure out why in the hell dialysis was there at 6 am when they should not be there till in the afternoon hours. Reason being is so he has the strength to do his physical therapy,speech therapy, and other things that he needs to be doing while he has the strength to do it. So basically he was on dialysis

Hello Everyone!
I have been helpful to everyone on fubar and I love it! Anyways I am severely pissed off at someone on here and I'm not going to disclose that user name. She told me that I probably have raped several women by going off the I respect women theory! I strongly believe that women deserve respect! I know for a fact that this woman is just really pissed off at me because I chose not to say yes to going out with her! So if you all want to start drama with me don't bother because I'll just block you if you do! Once I block someone they will now remain that way no second chances! Have a good weekend all and have fun! "ALL WOMEN DESERVE THE UP MOST RESPECT"

Private Hotel Party Chapter 5
Chapter 5 – The Elevator Ride If You Have Not Read All The Chapters That Have Lead Up To This Point Than You Can Read Chapter One By Clicking Here As soon as the doors closed to the elevator Gordon pushed me up to the wall of the elevator. I could feel the handrail press up against the lower part of my back. Gordon held my head between his hands and stared into my eyes with such intensity that I have never seen before. It was obvious that he had lust in his mind and his loins as he leaned forward and planted a kiss on my full lips. He pressed hard against my lips and I could feel his tongue split my lips and slither between them as to pry them open. He succeeded with his prying and I welcomed his large moist tongue to enter my mouth ands dance around inside playing with my tongue and explore the inner sides of my cheeks. His hands dropped from my face to my shoulders and I could feel the elastic that was holding my peasant top up around my shoulders begin to tug dow

A Different Kind Of Pain - Cold
Before i let you go Give me just one more night to show you Just how i feel I lost all my control If it takes my whole damnned life i'll Make this up to you Im kinda like the waves that roll their whole life Towards somewhere crashing it on the shore Thats blown in by the wind that carries the clouds To hide my wish on a fallen star A differnt kind of pain, is someone there to hold you Is someone there to take you away from me I tried to let you go I wish i could turn back time and show You just how i feel I needed you to know If it takes my whole damned life i'll Make this up to you Before you let me go, i needed you to know