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Overheard
There is a funny series of sites you should check out: Overheard in New York the original site, and very funny. Overheard in the Office Overheard Everywhere They also have Overheard at the Beach and Celebrity Wit, which are also funny, but not updated as regularly. An example of the content: Sorority girl to lit class: So she was all saying that I was totally against feminism if I insisted on shaving my legs. And I said she was totally against feminism if she insisted on being a whore! Drunk middle-aged woman #1: Yeah, but I don't think... Drunk middle-aged woman #2: The cops in the state of New Jersey all have computers in their cars. They pulled him over, and he wasn't even doing anything! Drunk middle-aged man #1: Well, what did they say to you? Drunk middle-aged man #2: They said I was driving erotically. Enjoy! Edit: Fubar kept messing up the link code, so I had to fix it.

Well Im Here.....
Well I got here in Iraq ok. At this moment Im in limbo waiting for the rest of my squad to show up from different places from the US and Germany. I know what I'll be doing and actually know some of the guys I'll be working with. Some are Navy Seals and others are from other Special Ops Units from within the Army. My time on here is limited as when I leave here I wont have any access to the internet for weeks at a time till we are flown back to the rear once every 2-3 weeks. This place seems to have gotten better since the last time I was here. At least now I know that I will be coming to the rear to recoup where as before I had no clue. I thought I would be training soldiers on the new weapons that are being moved into the field but I was wrong. Wishful thinking I guess. I dont know exactly when I leave here but I know its within hrs so till next time. Take Care Jon

A New Poem That I Wrote
You are my inspiration having you in my life revived my sleeping devotion You are indeed a special someone Loving you gives me hope to free this misery that I coped in those times I gave up You came and I stood up Never will I forget how you always cheer me up every time I’m sad and for that I’m glad Whenever I’m lonely You were there for me keeping my heart alive with your every smile I dedicate this poem to you to show how much you meant to me I love you My special someone

Sleep Failed Me?...
My curse spreads wide as it flows through these viens oh how i wish i could remove it get rid of all the negative within my heart an soul but for some odd reason my heart is patient who does it wait for someone special? might that person already be there inside? if she is she knows. I can't sleep after having a VERY different nitemare in which this time i wasn't being chased by a demon or monster it took a whole new turn i was being chased by something more real an human that exists....in this living world...

Yearning
The flame that represents your life glows brightly basking all who are near in your aura It is I who secretly yearns to be one of your chosen, to loom in the love and warmth of your light I hear your name whispered in the dark, only to realize it has fallen from my lips My heart cries out to be near you, I am here why can you not see me Why do you not know who I am but I am cut off and in the dark ~Wycked~

Memories
In the recesses of my mind memories flicker as flashes of color colliding and escaping one another Feelings ebb n flow only to crash into the well of my emotions, brimming to the surface to escape as a drop, a tear ~Wycked~

Secrets And Shadows
Quiet is the nite....and dark, the mist swirls n floats upon the gentle wind the sound as soft as a murmur, Hush..... Time holds its breath..waiting...waiting a shadow scurries threw the nite and is gone who is there? no one, Hush..... ~Wycked~

Sorrow
Sorrow From the depths of my soul, whisper the secrets of my heart As tendrils of mist, that swirls and falls apart Dispersing into thin air, never to be spoken A path of dreams, that cannot be awoken A drop as rain falls upon my cheek Then another, and another But from where I can not think Sorrow and regret rush like rivers in my veins I search for the answer but it is never to be obtained Hidden from all is the reason for my anguish Encased in glass is the hope that cannot be extinguished ~Wycked~

Is It Me?
yeah... this is an update from the last blog..... i met a girl that i like but then it seemed like she vanished i liked her personality, taste in music, how open she was, and definitely the way she looked all i could say was wow!...... but idk whats going on she wont talk to me anymore and i really wanna see her.........she knows who she is...............im sooo sad :( no more updates...

Wow, They Are Starting Early Today
I wish I had saved the first part of this. He sent me a shout when I was offline last night then proceeded to call me a "bitch" because I guess he was expecting me to be sitting there waiting for him. Never talked to this guy before in my life. I just love these people that feel the need to start $h!t but then can't defend themselves once you challenge them. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed! Start at the bottom: ->popeye1346: Wow aren't you just the sparkling conversationalist. Was my question too hard for you? Should I use smaller words? ->popeye1346: if that is true, why did you bother to send me a shout in the first place? popeye1346: u too fat and rotten anyway!lmao ->popeye1346: none of your business popeye1346: wass ur msn o yahoo? ->popeye1346: I'm not your "mommy" popeye1346: take it easy mommy!lmfao ->popeye1346: Didn't sound like you were just kidding. It sounded like you were another one of those rude assholes that gets all bent out of shape

Uncle!
Ooooo! Jeff called me to tell me his sister's water broke. Now shes got a maximum of 8 hours to pop that baby out the natural way. I'm all excited. I hope everything goes fine. I'm really scared of a stillbirth. But now Jeff is an uncle! Or at least, really close to it.

Moving On Again
There is nothing for you to go back and live over, or fix, or feel regret about now. Every part of your life has unfolded just right. And so --now -- knowing all that you know from where you now stand, now what do you want? The answers are now coming forth to you. Go forth in joy, and get on with it.

Random Facts
Women The average British woman spends two years of her life gazing in the mirror. Women are estimated to buy 80per cent of everything sold. The average size of women's breasts in Britain has increased from a 34B in the 1950s to a 36C. Food Britons eat 97 per cent of the world's baked beans The average British person will, in the course of a lifetime, eat 550 chickens and other poultry, 36 pigs, 36 sheep and eight cows. There are more than 1,000 chemicals in coffee. 27 of these were tested on rodents; 19 were carcinogenic. More than 90 per cent of kebab shop sales are made after pub closing hours. Science Humans share 35 per cent of their DNA with daffodils. Two per cent of the electricity used by a lightbulb is converted into light - the rest into heat. A penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building would only sting a pedestrian at ground level. History Hitler was on the short-list for the 1938 Nobel Peace pr

Td - Julio Pa#12
200 AM PDT TUE AUG 26 2008 AT 200 AM PDT...0900Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL DEPRESSION JULIO WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 28.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 113.0 WEST OR ABOUT 110 MILES...180 KM...NORTH-NORTHWEST OF SANTA ROSALIA MEXICO. THE DEPRESSION IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH NEAR 6 MPH...10 KM/HR. THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TODAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 30 MPH...45 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. JULIO IS FORECAST TO DISSIPATE LATER TODAY. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1004 MB...29.65 INCHES. JULIO IS EXPECTED TO PRODUCE ADDITIONAL 1 TO 3 INCH RAIN ACCUMULATIONS OVER NORTHWESTERN MEXICO...WITH ISOLATED MAXIMUM STORM TOTALS OF 5 INCHES POSSIBLE.

Ts Gustav Pa#5
500 AM EDT TUE AUG 26 2008 ...GUSTAV STRENGTHENING SOUTH OF HAITI...SHOULD MAKE LANDFALL LATER TODAY... AT 5 AM EDT...0900 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WATCH FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS... GRANMA...HOLGUIN...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GUANTANAMO. ALSO THE GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA HAS CHANGED THE TROPICAL STORM WATCH TO A HURRICANE WATCH FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM BARAHONA IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS HAITI. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA AND THE CAYMAN ISLANDS SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POS

August 27th...
The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again. The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. By the end of August when

Seeing Value And Specialty In Every Person
Last Saturday morning on my bike ride I heard an old song by Neil Young called Southern Man. It brought back old memories of how a change came about in my values of people. Having grown up under the influence of my father, who was born and raised in the Deep South, I first believed that African American people were inferior to Caucasians. I remember an intellectual relative in the south telling us children that African American babies were different than Caucasians; that they were born without a soft spot on the top of their head. The conclusion was that their brain did not develop like that of Caucasians and therefore they were inferior to us in intelligence. This sounded logical and seemed to be true to me because I had met a good number of uneducated black people in the south. However, as I grew up I came to know so many who were far superior to me in education and intelligence. This shocked me because I trusted and respected what I had been taught from my relative. But just like

My Sister Is Locked In A Institution
WHEN DIANE SAID THAT I didn't know what to think. I figured her sister was married or stuck in college and couldn't make progress toward finishing her degree. I could have said "been there... done that!" But the more she talked, the more I thought... her sister must be in a MENTAL INSTITUTION. Whether there because she or someone thought she was crazy...ie:mentally ill; or because she was born with a mental retardation factor that spooked her parents enough to send her away... Diane, a 38 year old MS vicitm, wouldn't be able to help much toward getting her sister home or taking care of her. Diane didn't work and relied soley on her husbnd... a UofM student from overseas. I have worked at an institution for the mentally retarded and most don't ever reach the level for INDEPENDENT LIVING. The patients where I worked were mostly what's considered to be "low level" intelligence.. they can't perform simple self hygeine on a daily basis. Someone had to bath them... toilet them (like an infan

Managing Stress
Keys To Managing Stress Naturally and Successfully By Chris Green If you're feeling like everything is getting on top of you, or you're finding it difficult to cope and function as you normally do, or perhaps you're feeling down in the dumps, then try these five stress relief tips... Recognize and learn from mistakes It's a fact about life that everybody at some point will make mistakes. For many people, the mistake is made, learned from, corrected if possible and quickly forgotten. But some people carry on replaying the mistake over and over again for months - years in some cases - and it causes no end of stress and misery. When you're stressed, you can be vulnerable to this replaying of mistakes further exacerbating the stress. So avoid the urge to replay events from your past over and over again. Learn from them, find the positives, accept that you'll make mistakes from time to time, and move on as quickly as you can. Regain control Sometimes, life can be very difficult to

This Is The Shit, If More People Were As Dialed In As This Dude, America Would Be A Better Plac
Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the fac

Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor
Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor PO2 (EOD2) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq , giving his life to save his fellow SEALs. During Mike Monsoor's funeral in San Diego , as his coffin was being moved from the hearse to the grave site at Ft. Rosecrans National Cemetery , SEALs were lined up on both sides of the pallbearers route forming a column of twos, with the coffin moving up the center. As Mike's coffin passed, each SEAL, having removed his gold Trident from his uniform, slapped it down embedding the Trident in the wooden coffin. The slaps were audible from across the cemetery; by the time the coffin arrived grave side, it looked as though it had a gold inlay from all the Tridents pinned to it. This was a fitting send-off for a warrior hero. This should be front-page news instead of the crap we see every day. Since the media won't make this news, I choose to make it news by forw

Iraq
Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1 The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4 The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews capt

Because I Am High On Mushrooms Dude!
Good Morning. Sorry about yesterday not getting anything out blog wise or email wise…I was just, well blah-say I guess. However leave it to Kentucky to perk my spirits up. I believe my soul existence was to write about Kentucky and here is just another blurb to show you there are things that make you just go…hmmm; The town of Rabbit Hash is looking to replace their Mayor. Following the death of its mayor, the small town of Rabbit Hash is preparing to elect a new leader. The only candidate so far is a border collie named Lucy Lou. The situation isn't unusual for the Boone County town, where the former mayor was a black Labrador retriever named Junior Cochran, who died May 17 after serving since 2004. The Kentucky Enquirer reported on its Web site Thursday that the Rabbit Hash Historical Society has scheduled voting to begin Aug. 31 and end Nov. 4, with voters paying $1 per vote. Proceeds benefit the historical society. According to the town's Web site, candidates for the office may be

†dj Azriel† Wants A Spolight!!!
He wants The Spotlight This Guy want to get the spotlight show him is possible!!!!!!! Please I will ask you the donate to him and help him out!!!!! He came to me and ask for HELP so i came with a Lil Bully please help him out!!! Here I will give you his link go and show him much love!!!! †Dj Azriel† HookahRadio@ fubar Every Donation Is well received!!! Remember Donate Donate Donate! Made With Much love by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~@ fubar

Chocolate
~Chocoholics Unite~ To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the chocolate train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "chocolate freak" or "loving chocolate" and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. Don't forget to leave me (Vitamin de~) a comment, too. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. ..let them know you're riding on the chocolate train. Rate the chocolate folder and you'll get a chocolate tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to b

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Steve Coogan In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Interns Needed, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) ...and it's Tuesdee... TuesDEE, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show welcomes Steve Coogan to the POgram today, who will be promoting HAMLET 2. Of course, if you want to see any of the celebrity goodness, just turn on your Paltalk. You'll see celebrity guests, the whole radio show crew, and of course Naked Ladies... the kind that like turning on their webcams at home and showing off their lovely nekkid bodies. Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!). INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship?

Don't Miss Your Chance To Own This Lil Devil*grins*
Come Check Out This Lil Hottieeeeeeee Gooooood Lawwwwwwwd She Smokkkkkkkkkkin! Lil Miss Devilish Desire Is In An Auction Which Ends On The 28th Swing By Check Out Wat It Takes 2 Own Her Lovely Lil A$$ Come See Wat She Has For U!!!! She Will Render U Speechless!

I'm Sad And Need Your Help Please
And feel completely sad because too many people on my friend's list either ignored my pleas for help or just disappeared so to speak. Would you restore my faith in humanity and rate my picture? Stephanie Lynn is in my family and if you simply click on her name it will pull up her page. Then all you have to do is ADD HER FIRST, then rate then fan her to get into the private contest for friends first:( then akk U ask you to do is click on her pic adn find the 100 and 100 album and rate my pic. It is second in line. thanks for the help. GOD I HOPE I GET HELP BECAUE this contest has put me under undue pressure and I am not well. I have Lupus and an injured back and i am wiped out. Please help me!

Now Thats Right!!
"I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart....I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." (Crash Davis, Bull Durham)

I Want To Tell You Lies...
I Want to Tell You Lies..... I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES © Kalvere. All rights reserved I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell yo

Regret- (robert W. Service 1874-1958)
Regret It's not for laws I've broken That bitter tears I've wept, But solemn vows I've spoken And promises unkept; It's not for sins committed My heart is full of rue, but gentle acts omitted, Kind deeds I did not do. I have outlived the blindness, The selfishness of youth; The canker of unkindness, The cruelty of truth; The searing hurt of rudeness . . . By mercies great and small, I've come to reckon goodness The greatest gift of all. Let us be helpful ever to those who are in need, And each new day endeavor To do some gentle deed; For faults beyond our grieving, What kindliness atone; On earth by love achieving A Heaven of our own. Robert W. Service

Do You Think Of Me Too???
Do You Think Of Me Too??? As I lay here in bed I think of you I begin to wonder Do you think of me too? I imagine you're next to me, Pulling me close, I feel your kiss, As you caress my skin. My heart beats fast, Pounding louder every second, I begin to tremble, As I taste your sweet lips. I find that I gasp for air, To replace the breath that you just took away. My body and soul Are slipping into a heavenly bliss. Your hands are touching my every inch, With such ease and tenderness. I want this moment to last, Not one second can escape, I want to stay in your arms, But then I suddenly awake. It was only a dream, Just a desire, But in reality, You have set my heart on fire. rlf

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There Are Angels Among Us...
Please Show My FuAngels Some LOVE Last night I was visited by some amazing FuAngels. They flew into my life without being asked, and some I'd never even met before. Yet still they came and showed me that there is love on this site I have to admit, that until last night, on this site... I had received more backstabbing, hate and self serving attention than I had anything resembling true friendship. The truth is... I had decided that most of the people on fubar... were just that, FUBAR’d… I had seen amazing people turned against by so called friends all in the name of this FUBAR game. These so called “friends” would do anything necessary as a way to get revenge, hurt others and serve their own purpose, all just to level ahead of… or to prevent others from leveling. For this reason the levels never meant that much to me. Instead I came here to socialize and help the few real friends I had found on here. I did not beg, flirt or con for points to level. I refused to allow thi

28 Years
Well the weekend has come and gone. I am just going to jot down some random things I have figured out...or not over my 28 years. True friends stay that way, no matter what and nothing comes between that. Life is not fair and the sooner you realize it the better off you will be. Some days it really isn't worth getting out of bed. Never rush to find love and when you think you have found it, wait some more. Whiskey and women are best served warm, beer and revenge...cold. Karma exist but usually doesn't work as fast as you would like. Society has lost it's morals, and those that still have them don't fit in with the majority. Don't believe a cop when they say you can't out run them or hide from them...ask me and I can explain. Drinking in excess is fun, sitting on the curb bleeding and in handcuffs is not (most of the time lol) Never underestimate the abilities of your opponent. For all the women that say there are no good men left...they need to open ther

A Kiss
A kiss, like the scent of clean mountain air Calms you A kiss, like laughter when you are sad Lifts you A kiss, like a feather against your skin Tickles your senses A kiss, like a taste of chocolate Leaves you wanting more But most of all A kiss, like a precious gift Whispers, "I love you" - Me

Let Our Parents Vomit From Us
Hi, my name is Tara and with Pavel (pervers pig I am living with) we are fucking and living in shit... we are unable to make ourselves without shit and piss and it is exciting... I love my cunt full of shit until the first week with Pavel, when he totally devastated me by wave of orgasms i never felt before with shit and methamphet. inside me... and we both in one second aggreed that in our love the main theme is fucking when we are going deeper and deeper, (sorry for mistakes,i am writtimg this when Pavel is licking old shit from my cunt---) We love to do everything to present to our parents how filthy son and daughter they have. What should be better to thanks them for their love then without constraints and decency share full names... Lets everybody knows how fantastic pig is son of Jitka Stepanek (Pavel licks my cunt now and say that I should write she works like doctor at policlinic in Teplice). My maiden name is Stanek and In our links is link to google maps with addresses whe

Wasteing Time
I stopped listening, Did'nt pay attention, Thought it'd leave you chaseing me, Now i know I was wrong, Wasteing Time. So much that shouldnt..... never payed attention, To the voices in my head, they told me that i should quit worrying, Do you ever think i did? Nah Never stopped listening, Always payed attention, Thought you'd leave me chaseing you... Now you know the truth, Wasteing Time. I've already told you so, Didint think I'd disobey you-did you? I laugh in your face proof of my new found confidence, I'm stronger, much better than you thought, Wasting Time on this game,running circles arond each other, I must be running backwards, Yet still progressing gorward.. I'm done being worn down

Auction
I am trying to decide whether or not to hold an auction. If I were to hold an auction, how many of you would want to be put on the auction block to get a fu-owner? If you are interested in being in an auction, please leave comments indicating this so I know who would be interested.

Missing The Mountains
I recently went to Kentucky, Tennessee and Georgia. Im originally from Florida and have never seen mountains. But ever since Ive left the mountains, I miss them. The feeling of being of small, and in the shadow of mother natures magnificence was awesome. But then again, if we do move up north, I will miss my Palm Trees and beaches. I have alot of friends here in FLA, but other then that theres nothing here for me but the past. What should I do? Im not a fan of cold weather, but Id love to see snow. I like hurricanes, and Im not to fond of earthquakes or blizzards. Damn my indecisiveness. The main things driving me toward moving are not wanting my son to grow up in a piece-of-shit going nowhere town, a drastic change, and someday I would like to be able to afford a place of my own without having to live with 5 other people. Good enough reasons?

Happy Bday Claude Miss You Love You Rip
You would be 51 today.you left 4 years ago and life just hasn't been as fun without you. you gave me my big sister, her 2 wonderful little sister and so many laughs.i miss you so much and i wish that you could have stayed with us longer so you could see how awesome Sarah , Cameron and Candace are doing.Cameron Graduated high school this year and started college last week.Arthur, Sarah's step son turned 7 yesterday,Harrison will turn 5 in October. I turned 20 a couple days ago. I think about you a lot and how very lucky i was to be around you and your kids and i know it must have been hard for you. thank you sooo much for giving me big sister and sharing your new family with me. We miss you

Wanna Be A Pink Lady? {{ Please Read The Bible! }}
Wanna be a {{Pink Lady}} Please read below ;P Click below to enter the pink ladies lounge! 1. Please rate, fan & add each Pink Lady - which you will find in my album of {{The Pink Ladies}} advise them that you are the newest member. 2. Please add {{The Pink Ladies}} into your name. 3. within a week of being asked to be apart of our family, please make {{The pink Ladies}} salute. This can be written on paper or somewhere on your body as your name and the pink ladies is visible (Must be SFW) & you must be wearing something pink, it dosent matter what shade of pink, and it can be anything from a top to a pair of earings or eye shadow ect, as long as it is visible. 3. from time to time come into our lounge and more importantly... have fun! ;) brought to you by [ J A D E ] ¢¾ nates munchkin ¢¾ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar

Strict Discipline For A Naughty Child
I never quite figured out how, but at some point the teachers noticed the missing kindergartener. Once i began taking trips to my secret hideaway, being in first grade didn't matter as much, so in the mornings i walked to the kindergarten hall and sat with my class. Until one friday morning, after i stood silently with my hands behind my back, as the other students recited the pledge, i was told by my teacher to report to the principals office. I refused to go because i hadn't done anything wrong. I went to the right hall, i sat quietly, and I even stood up for the pledge, rather than remaining seated as instructed by my grandmother. She was a Jehovah's witness, and her faith stood strongly on the story of Daniel who wouldn't bow to the shrine of the king and as followers of god, we were expected to do the same. As the teacher continued to demand i go to the office,I stood my ground. Eventually she called to an aid from the hallway to come and watch the class as she escorted me. Wh

5/11/04 Lost
Its been days between my last confession, A little bit lost with my obsession, And now i dont know where to turn, Dont know what im looking for... so lost You can send me in any direction, Inbetween these lies, With tears already in my eyes, So I cry The pain seems so annoying, Bodys they seem so twisted, So twisted seem these bodys, So lost Between dazed and confused, A dream and reality, This compass i hold seizes to halt, And so... I'm lost In a dessert of mis-location And noone to point me in the right direction

Pic Your Favorite Car Of Mine..i Put Up A Few Pic's!
Just wanted to get a feel for what car you guys liked the most out of the photos of some of the cars I have or have had. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU GUYS! lol They were all custom done by myself and a good friend Dustin..he's on here too under Warranty Voider....(shameless plug) lol So peek in my folder (rate them too please) and let me know what is your favorite if any......Thanks for viewing! Shannon

2 Tough Questions
2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peekin

Priest To Hold Nun Beauty Pageant
An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour. Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September. "Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God," he told Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper. He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner. Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered. "This contest will be a way to show there isn't just the beauty we see on television but also a more discreet charm," the priest, who lives near the southern city of Naples, told the Corriere della Sera. "You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn't the case anymore," he said, pointing out that many young nuns had arrived to Italy fr

The One I Thought I Have Lost
WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE ONE I THOUGHT I LOST FOREVER CAME BACK TO ME... I WISH I WAS ABLE TO SAY ALL I WANTED TO SAY BUT I CAN'T NOT YET ONE DAY I WILL HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU BUT HAVE TO HOLD IT IN MY HEART TO THE DAY WE MEET AGAIN... I REALIZED HOW SPECIAL AND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME IN MY HEART AND SOUL I AM HOPING THE TIME WILL COME THAT I CAN FEEL THE LOVE I ONCE HAD IT MAY NOT BE NOW IT MAY NOT BE TOMORROW BUT I KNOW IT IS GONNA BE THERE I HOPE THIS TIME IS GOES THE WAY WE BOTH DESERVE.... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN MY HEART YOU WILL STAY ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE AND MISS YOU ALWAYS Written By DJ Sexy Hazel Eyes

True Love
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked

Love
Life is life and love is love but how do you find love when all you have is disappointment and let downs all the time. Being who i am is important and finding the one to spend the rest of my life with would be great. If it is possible i dont know. After a bad end to a two year relationship i have just given up. They tell me to find myself and to discover who i am again. I thought i knew. maybe i should change my actions and stop caring maybe i should stay the same. They all tell me i need my self cofidence back, did i really lose it. I am confused on what the future holds and what the past had. who can i count on who will be there when i need a shoulder to cry on? who will be there when i need advice and to tell me it will be ok?

Men Have Better Friends
Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

My Auction Is Open
~MY AUCTION IS FINALLY OPEN~ AND WILL RUN FOR 1 WEEK FROM 8/25/08 TIL 9/1/08 COME BID ON ONE OF THESE FU's MYSTICFAIRY FAIRY PRINCESS JOE AKA JOE KILLA KLOWN IRISH JUGGALO GODFATHER ®ØßÊ®t ~NO DRAMA~

Just A Poem
as i stumble through this miserable life looking for something to sustain my empty soul i see a beautiful light beconing me towards it as i gather my strength and start towards that light i feel a passion that i have not felt in years and it warms my heart when i reach that light i see that it becomes the beautiful people that i call my family and in this i am safe and wanted and..... loved

Leaving.
I leave to see Jeff again from the 10th till the 18th. He bought my tickets again. $466. Autumn is going with me this time again. I'm excited. Its my birthday present. Autumns sick right now. Shes full of infection. Shes taking it well though and is in a peppy mood. I'm fucking exhausted so I'm off to bed. Night everyone. www.bellorinna.blogspot.com

Life
Dreams of Love soo pure and Intense in the begining have turned in to the sobering reality that Life punnishes those who dream past their grasp. That was my sin... To have ever thought myself worthy enough have your heart as my own, to have dreamed that our two loves would transformed in to one heart beat... I have been humbled to the point of dust... My pride has long left me... In the early morning hours right before sun rises,memories of the scent and feel of your body torture my mind.. And in the breezy summer moon lit nights of August your tender voice and the indescribable delight of your gaze upon me rush in to my consciousness like an un-expected storm ravaging all in it's path... I wish I could rip out the memory of you from my veins, I wish I could tear out my heart from my chest and throw this pain away... I curse the four winds and the celestial stars above for putting you in my path... Such emotion, Such intensity was not made for one person... But yet...

Why Do I Work For A Shoe Company
Name of shoe company has been changed to protect the ....heck if I know who it will protect wow all I can say is wow I mean, I know there are all sorts of people in the world, but do the wealthy shoe-collecting women really need a Support Hot Line? hahahaha I can only imagine... "No ma'am, that's the right shoe - you're putting it on the wrong foot. Please work with me and follow my instructions. Remove the shoe from your left foot." "No, you may leave your pantyhose on." "Let me know when we are ready to proceed." "You're ready? So now the shoe is removed from the left foot?" "No?" "Oh, so you're ready to proceed with removing the shoe from your left foot - I see. Ok then." "Yes, please proceed and let me know when you have the shoe removed." "Excellent." "What's that?" "No ma'am, I don't know how that runner got there." "No ma'am, our shoes don't generally cause runners just by slipping them on and off." "In your backyard?" "Yes ma

Nadal Won The Olympic Champs, Dementieva Win At Us Open
at the U.S. Open, overcoming early challenges to win Monday in the start of what’s expected to be a wide-open tournament. Former champs Lindsay Davenport and Svetlana Kuznetsova also opened with straight-sets victories. Many of the stars like to hurry through the first round — it takes seven wins for the title, and any rest is welcome. Playing for the first time as the world No. 1, Nadal swatted his very first shot wide against No. 136 Bjorn Phau. The Wimbledon and French Open champ was two points from dropping the first set when he surged and, despite needing to bandage a nasty blister, won 7-6 (4), 6-3, 7-6 (4). Asked whether he was more worn down mentally, physically or emotionally from Beijing, he said: “I think it is a little bit of everything.” Nadal got a stiffer test from the German qualifier than many anticipated, and shook his head near the end of a match that lasted nearly 3 hours. a looked like gold while taking the final four games to defeat Akgul Amanmuradova 6-4, 7-

Evert Celebrated The 40 Years Of Us Open Era
As busy as Chris Evert’s summer has been, she still found her way back to Flushing Meadows as the Grand Slam celebrated 40 years of the Open era on Monday night. Evert, a six-time U.S. Open champion, returned for the gala event at Arthur Ashe Stadium just two months after marrying star golfer Greg Norman. Even though she has three boys starting school this week, Evert wasn’t about to miss a regal night like this. “I have a lot going on, but whenever I’m called on … whenever the USTA or whether it’s Wimbledon or any of the Grand Slams call and they we’re having all the past champions get together to celebrate and have a parade or whatever, I just love doing things like this,” said Evert, who won four straight U.S. Open titles from 1975-78. The tournament changed forever back in 1968 when it opened up to allow professional players to enter the draw. “Its part of my past that I want to still have it be part of my future, too,” Evert said on the red carpet outside the stadium named f

Fly To The Olympics And Back
The rings of the Olympics are not the only ones in common for Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer and the Williams sisters. Chances are those tennis champions also share dark circles under their eyes, courtesy of the just completed Beijing Games and cross-continent flying. Fresh off a gold medal in men’s singles at the Olympics, Nadal began his quest for his first U.S. Open title on Monday as the newly minted No. 1 player in the world. If he does, maybe he can solve Federer on a hardcourt the way he finally figured out his rival on Wimbledon grass last month. Nadal is seeking his third straight Grand Slam title, though he’s never gotten past the U.S. Open quarterfinals. Federer flamed out in singles in Beijing, but captured gold for Switzerland in doubles before heading to New York to try to defend his U.S. Open title for a fourth straight year. There is no time to sleep at all, let alone on the hot Nadal, who just ended Federer’s reign as the world’s top player after an incredible 237 we

We’ll Marry Each Other As Often As Needed
Come to California,” I said. ?“I will if you marry me,” Ira replied. This was two days before I was leaving for Los Angeles for work, and a week after same-sex marriage had been legalized there, making it reciprocally legal in New York State, where we live. “No,” I told him bluntly. “Not now.” He didn’t take offense. “Whatever,” he said. There are plenty of reasons not to tie the knot. Like many men, I had always been in fierce and firm command of them all. First off, as someone who had been a defensive single most of my adult life, I still believe that solitude makes you a deeper person, not a lesser one. So I felt kind of guilty for being in a couple. Then there’s the fact that marriage often lasts about as long as a Botox injection. And what is marriage anyway but (if I may be so pretentious) a hetero-normative institution that clumsily mixes property and the State with the divine and ethereal ideals of love? For years, Ira and I had mocked the idea that gay people wanted

Usa Basketball Returns To The Top
The United States never trailed in the second half but did not officially put Spain away until Dwyane Wade, unofficially the best player in these Olympics, drilled a 3-pointer with 2 minutes 2 seconds remaining. Wade, who led the team with 27 points, stayed in that spot for a second and posed with his hands on his hips and a cocksure grin. If there was ever a night for the Americans to show off a bit, this was it: They had completed their long journey back from a disappointing bronze medal at the 2004 Athens Games. Carmelo Anthony, a veteran of Team USA, said the squad had put “American basketball where it’s supposed to be — on the top of the world.” After embarrassing the United States on and off the court in Athens, this so-called Redeem Team lived up to its moniker with vigor. The players guarded as if their meals depended on it, shared the ball as if they were starring in “Hoosiers” and made not even a wisp of trouble off the court. Their performance here validated the formu

Butterflies
There is a Native American legend that says, " If you have a secret wish, capture a butterfly and whisper your wish to it. Since butterflies cannot speak, your secret is ever safe in their keeping. Release the butterfly, and it will carry your wish to the Great Spirit, who alone knows the thoughts of butterflies. By setting the butterfly free, you are helping to restore the balance of nature, and your wish will surely be granted." They are a symbol of change, joy, and color. (There is also an association of Faerie folklore with butterflies.) Their flight appears as dancing, and a reminder not to take things so seriously. They have a sense of lightness and joy. They are reminders to get up and move, for if you can move you can dance, and dance brings joy. The butterfly is a powerful symbol for transformation. It leaves the safety of the cocoon in it's new form. This is an excellent image for anyone contemplating, or in the midst of a major change. A butterfly is a strong sy

Olympics Close With A Bang And A Double-decker Bus
In addition to fireworks, there were acrobats clinging to a large “memory tower” at the center of the stadium, also known as the Bird’s Nest, precision drummers, bicyclists and performers representing 56 ethnic groups singing, “Please Stay, Guests From Afar.” And unlike in the opening ceremony, with its orderly parade of countries and their athletes, the closing ceremony brought flag bearers congregating in the middle, and athletes filing in somewhat haphazardly and many dressed less formally. In the handover ceremony for the 2012 London Games, a red double-decker bus entered the stadium just after 9 p.m., followed by three cyclists. The bus then opened into a stage with Jimmy Page, the Led Zeppelin guitarist, perfoming “Whole Lotta Love” with the British singer Leona Lewis, and David Beckham, the soccer star, taking a soccer ball from a young Chinese girl, handing the games off to London. Beijing had staked everything on the Games, galvanizing the nation, spending billions to rebu

Surprise
Bartering sex for goods or services not that unusual Study: College students willing to trade favors or gifts for sex Contractor says he gets come-ons from female clients Expert: Person with more resources (wealth) is seen as more attractive By Michelle Goodman (LifeWire) -- While she was studying in Brazil during college, the one thing Stephanie Gerson longed to do before leaving was spend time in the thick of the Amazon rain forest. Unfortunately, she couldn't find a tour that would take her past the forest's edge. Survey at college finds 27 percent of men and 14 percent of women willing to trade favors or gifts for sex. So, when a college-aged busboy at a resort she was visiting began flirting with her, she asked him if he thought a tourist could survive alone in the jungle. "He laughed and told me I was nuts," says Gerson, 27, who works part-time in online marketing for a chocolate company in San Francisco. Then he told her that he'd grown up in

D*s*i*p Spotlight Auction! (closed)
Some of Da Sweet Irish Princess sexy friends is having a Salute Auction to help her get the spotlight. It will be fubucks only and if you like to auction off a salute to help just shout at me or pm with your pic you would like to use. :) Here are the entry's so far that is helping out and they are ready for bids so come on by and make a bid on them. Click the pic below to get to the salute's

Another Great Dance Line The Cha Cha Slide! Join Us And Do The Charlie Brown!
COME JOIN IN ON THE FUN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS: 1)RATE THE CHA CHA FOLDER 2)JUST KEEP GOING RATE/FAN/ADD ALL THE MEMBERS BELOW IF THEY ARE ALREADY YOUR FRIEND JUST LEAVE THEM A COMMENT "DOIN THE CHA CHA SLIDE" 3) WHEN YOU ARE DONE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU ON TO THE LIST INDEPENDENT TAGS ARE NOW ADVISED SUGGESTIVE TAG 4)NO DRAMA JUST HAVE FUN! ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar

Redskins’ Taylor Is Hopeful For Opener Vs. Giants
Redskins’ Taylor is hopeful for opener vs. Giants Jason Taylor sported a big black brace on his right knee and the type of attitude he hopes will keep his consecutive games streak alive. “I have been a quick healer in the past,” the Washington Redskins defensive end said Monday. “People think I’m old. I’m not that old yet, so hopefully those healing cells are still in there.” Taylor sprained his knee in the second quarter of Saturday night’s 47-3 loss to the Carolina Panthers. The Redskins estimate he’ll be sidelined 10 to 14 days, which gives him a shot at returning for the Thursday night NFL opener Sept. 4 against the New York Giants. “I have every reason to believe he’s going to be there, so my cup’s half-full,” coach Jim Zorn said. “But it’s only half-full, because there’s a chance he could miss the first one.” Taylor hasn’t missed a game since 1999. His streak of 130 consecutive regular-season starts ranks seventh among active players. He has played with various injuries, inc

Colts Consider Activating Manning On Tuesday
Colts consider activating Manning on Tuesday Peyton Manning might be activated by the Indianapolis Colts on Tuesday, although the two-time NFL Most Valuable Player is not expected to play in the team’s final preseason game Thursday night. Manning underwent surgery July 14 to have an infected bursa sac removed from his left knee and has been on the physically unable to perform list the entire preseason. He has never missed a regular-season start in his 10-year career. “We have a chance to get Peyton activated and out to practice. So we’ll see how that goes,” Colts coach Tony Dungy said Monday. Manning got limited light work in practice last week and was on the sideline, but not in uniform, during Sunday night’s 20-7 loss to the Buffalo Bills. Backup quarterback Jim Sorgi, who started the first three preseason games in place of Manning, also missed Sunday’s game because of a sore knee. Due to the injuries to Manning and Sorgi, Dungy said the Colts might keep three quarterbacks on th

Giants Contact Michael Strahan About Return
The New York Giants are interested in luring Michael Strahan out of retirement after losing Pro Bowl defensive end Osi Umenyiora to a season-ending knee injury Saturday night. The Super Bowl champions contacted the representative for the seven-time Pro Bowl defensive end on Monday to gauge Strahan’s interest in returning ? With Strahan’s status uncertain, the Giants shuffled their defense Monday and moved Mathias Kiwanuka back to end from his strongside linebacker spot. “We are going to go forward with the players that we have,” coach Tom Coughlin said. “And we are always looking for and searching for people who can help our team. And nothing is going to change with regard to that.” General manager Jerry Reese had said earlier Monday that the Giants were looking at all their options. Jets quarterback Brett Favre, recently unretired himself, said the Giants should do whatever possible to get Strahan back. “As I know it, he is probably on a beach somewhere sipping on some pina cola

Stand Up To Cancer
From: Stand Up To Cancer Date: Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM 1 in every 2 men and 1 in every 3 women will get cancer, so it WILL impact your life if it hasn't yet. On September 5th, ALL 3 major networks are getting together to try and raise enough funding to stop cancer. www.standup2cancer.org This is huge but we need everyone to know about it The show airs September 5th at 8pm ET/PT and 7 pm CT on ABC, CBS and NBC. Please, please, please help us make this a priority before September 5th and let's all stand up to cancer together and be the change!!!!!

Let's Make It Funky!!!!!!
COME JOIN IN ON THE FUN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS: 1)RATE THE CHA CHA FOLDER 2)JUST KEEP GOING RATE/FAN/ADD ALL THE MEMBERS BELOW IF THEY ARE ALREADY YOUR FRIEND JUST LEAVE THEM A COMMENT "DOIN THE CHA CHA SLIDE" 3) WHEN YOU ARE DONE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU ON TO THE LIST INDEPENDENT TAGS ARE NOW ADVISED SUGGESTIVE TAG 4)NO DRAMA JUST HAVE FUN! ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar

Empty Image
this is another one thats like back when i was 16 or something lol Once again im stuck, Sitting in a room, As everyone contuines to enter, But I feel like such a ghost Not a single aknowldegement*. Just pushed aside, As if it were there own home I sit here,Trapt around my friends, More looking like new enemies, Soon as i wish for freedom, In a place wehre i am thought to be free, Its a new tradgy,Cant you see it in me? I'm stuck here on this couch, channels changing every second, But time seems to fly, Soon enough ill be 33, Sitting in my home.. Everything replaying like the past it is. Dont know what to ask anymore, Dont know what to say, If friends here were really friends, They'd try to at least help me, But no such friends,none at all, Even the close ones, Dont seems to know me anymore.. Am i what i feel i am? An Empty image???

Love
Love. It's a simple but yet so powerful word. But I see people and hear people throwing the term "I love you" around to the point that I feel like it's lost most of it's meaning. To me, I've always believed that when you tell someone you love them as in the phrase "I love you" you would basically lay your life down for them. That you care about them so much you would do anything, anything to make them happy. But people just throw it around like it means nothing. That just bothers me. When I finally tell a person that I love them (and this is all me nobody else) that means that I've basically put down every single wall that I've built and you know me 100%. I've told you everything that has made me who I am today. I've let you into my heart, which is an extremely hard place to get. I can't tell someone who doesn't know me, who hasn't seen me with my walls down that I love them. It's just not right. In my mind when you reach that level with a person where you can completely b

College Degree... Must Study Humanities
I WONDER WHAT IT WAS ALL FOR... then sit bakc in motionaless awe at the audacity slef had at ever venturing into the world of academia. WHY? did I concern myself so intently? SOCIAL ISSUES have nothing to do with REAL ESTATE ... INSURANCE and LAND DEVELOPMENHT. It barely touches upon JOURNALISM.. freelance or otherwise. Not unless you tend to er,,,, uuuhemmm... THINK. Poor me, I am a thinker. I have a bad habit of being a PROBLEM SOLVER and unfortunately for me IAM PRETTY GOOD AT IT. Problem is, the world is no lace for such LUDICRUS mentality or mannerism. It's based on DRUGS SEX ad MONEY. (right Alfie?) I'm a relic of HISTORY... (right David?) and I tend to exist in a cesspool of MISSED OPPORTUNITES (right Elwood Kureth?) Now all resound with "DAM HER!" ... No Janis... they aren't giving me your job... it's the opposite. DAMN HER in my case, my life, simply refers to something short of a curse. Those folks just never slowed their studies to feature intense VOODOO or I would most c

Perfection (never Finished)
Placed in a portrait, Frozen in perfection, A memory of your last wish, A white rose of dedication. Kept in a case,of the old days that pass, As days that never fade,never really last. Friendships of a life time,crumble down the life line, Holding on to perfection, Before its even given, Hours that we spend in memory lane. Promises that are given but never really kept...

My Dragon
My Dragon is my GARDIAN, who wathches over me, to carry me from the depths of hell, who will BREATHE FIRE INTO ME, so that I may reign with him for eternity. He is my PROTECTOR, who would slay anyone who dares to harm me. He is my HOME, who shelters me from the storms, and this chaotic world. He is my STONE, to hold me in place while the world tries to drag me around. He is my FRIEND, who is there to share my secrets, thoughts and dreams with. He is my LOVER, who warms my heart and feeds the flame of my passion Two hearts beating, two minds entwined, sharing one soul together embracing life. He is my DRAGON and I am his Lady. D.L.A

Untitled # 1
i found a few books from back when i begain high school i believe..im no brilliant writer but felt like posting some of this stuff that i wrote way back then.. if u dont understand it its alright lol... Ever feel the instance of things being frozen in time Every frame of our lives,passes slowly by Every day another dream dies, Another person cries,as there song fades away, This is our story,and we cant change our fate, Blood,Sweat, and Tears are given, Before each prolonged date, Ever remember, The days when things seems to go so slow Like behind every black cloud, Never appeard that rainbow Just another black cloud Ever feel..likethe whole world was against you, Things just never looked any better, Some times you never win the battle and not always will the clouds be grey but hear outward,tones outspoken, be lost for our ownsake that if every word is verbably spoken then youve never felt anything at all....

Gadget With A View
by Jessica Liebman February 2008 Issue Your next handheld could be see-through. Gadgets LucidTouch phone Illustration by: Bryan Christie Apple, Incorporated (AAPL) Overview News People Financials Last Trade:172.55Change:-4.24-2.46% Industry: Technology Primary executive: Steven P. Jobs, Summary: The Company and its wholly-owned subsidiaries design, manufacture, and market personal computers, portable digital music … View More Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) Overview News People Financials Last Trade:27.66Change:-0.18-0.65% Industry: Technology Primary executive: Steven A. Ballmer, Summary: The Company develops, manufactures, licenses, and supports a range of software products for many different types of computing devices. View More Five years ago, Patrick Baudisch found that it was getting harder to dial the minuscule buttons on ever-smaller cell phones; he couldn't see what he was tapping on the keypad while he was holding the phone. What he really needed

Golf
I don't have a lot of experience with the new Taylormade Tour Burner, but I have hit it. It felt amazing and gave me confidence to just swing the dang thing. Played with 18 holes, and it performed very well. When I was looking to replace my R7 SuperQuad with the new Tour Burner but I am not sure about where I can find it so easy. I know if you google your first club from internet, they have a website(online store) where i believe it has the locations throughout the country. Luckily for me, even when they dispatched the item from Asia, where the Taylormade factory locates, I got it within 3 days. First things first, I get it directly from an online store called ebayoyo. Usually, I placed bids from ebay to get those clubs for junior competitive price. As many have stated, it is a very often to get those non-US equipement golf clubs, (OEM product, japanese domestic whatever) from internet. You know what, when I unpacked the box, nothing strange to look at while addressing the head, th

No Net
Verizon sucks balls!! Just thought I'd share that opinion with you all. If you hadn't figured it out by now I have no net at home and haven't had net since Thursday night when the storms hit. If you see me online then I am using the computer from the office and it's slower then grandma's bowel after a hunka gouda. yeah, bad joke, get over it. I'm working on trying to get to the point where the levelers will help me Godmother...hard as hell to do when you have no net. And what's with the downrating?? A freaking Godmother rated me a 9! Yes, you heard right, JL¥ÑÑ, a Godmother, rated me a 9. Before you go all "give her a chance" on me listen. I have been back by her page, rated her a 10 and made sure I fanned her, and left her a comment stating "I appreciate the visit but would you mind fixing the 9?" I know shit happens sometimes, but some acknowledgement of it being an "oops" would be nice, but nothing. And no, unlike a lot of my downrating blogs I am not giving you a link, because u

Friends & Enemies?
Just a random thought passing through my brain (because it won't go to sleep). Everyone know the old saying: An enemy of my enemy is my friend. And we assume a friend of my friend is my friend. And me being the nice guy, the next to statements are also true to me: An enemy of my friend is my friend A friend of my enemy is my friend. Who the hell is my enemy?

Silverpixi
Hey everyone Silverpixi rocks my Fu!!! Let her rock yours too!! Shes a great friend to have as well as an awesome owner please go show her some mad love!!! :):) Silverpixi ~Owner of/by DebiCakes,Ringof Fire, Owned by Mizzzz Brat, §ŵ†Çĥ®®¥ &Miss Crys@ fubar

The Captcha
Whoever invented the captcha should be shot, stabbed, set ablaze, and generally treated like the demonic swine they are....life is f#@ked up enough without having to interpret and enter some twisted letters and numbers every time ya need to make a change or comment....

Prisoner
Cowered in the corner of this cement room Shadows lerking, spreding their doom Darkness surrounds me, imprisoning me I see a light , but i cannot be free I cover my face, i will not show my fear Screaming inside, only myself i hear I wonder if the world out there even cares All alone here with no other life to share I will waste away in this chamber My soul will wonder, to this place it will linger

Playing Me?!
i think of you all the time, worried sick that you'll play me, you tell me you love me, but you make little effort to try and stay with me. i feel so alone sleeping alone, and smelling you my pillow, its like flying a plain only doing it solo, it was like when i made you breakfast in bed all you said was kudos. i can still remember your kiss on my lips, and the feeling you gave me in my heart, i only wonder do you feel the same?, do you get all choke up when you hear my voice after a hard day? you are so amazing to me, and i love you fucking much, and if you are playing me, i have only this to say, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND SOME ELSE LIKE ME!

Dying
Cut into my heart, take a piece of me you can not have all of me, please let me be My soul fading away from all of your lies and with each lie, more of me dies i feel the grief from a love once known I have nothing left of me, I have become stone full of pain, hatred i have become cold living in my hell with noone to hold I'm hurt and alone, it's hard to see past my pain Confusion rapes my mind, making me insane I know I hurt you, i live with the that truth everday but how many more years will I have to pay paying with my tears that have turn to ice how much more of me do i have to sacrafice? D.L.A

Untitled
What did she know when she gave the serpant kiss With his hypnotic eyes and his devilish hiss What a nieve, simple girl One bite of the apple that changed the world filling our minds with evil, death, and decay How one foolish woman changed it all that day Then handing it over to her trusting mate Sealing our doom, claiming our fate Down from the clouds a hellish boom He opened our eyes, now hate we comsume Now we cover our hearts spirits and minds Nothing left sacred, nothing holy we can find We hide in the shadows casting down on us all We continue to repay sins, yet still we will fall repenting sins that cut us to the bone Living in hell for no love can be shown Did not realize My soul was not free She handed it over to the serpant in the tree D.L Abrams

Meaning Of My Birthday
August 26, 1955 Lucky Color: Amber Personality Strengths: Love, Sensuality Personality Weakness(es): Ego Successful Career Path: Fashion Sense of Humor Style: Raunchy Adjectives to Describe You: daring, enterprising Also born on August 26: Meet them now Description: Driven and focused - you know what you want from life and importantly you know how to get it. You have always been hard-working and a perfectionist, you understand that there is no substitute to hard work in life.

Vacation
Ahhhh, I have been thinking about taking a vacation lately ... I'm not sure when I will be able to do this, but I would love to go somewhere. I haven't decided if I'm going to go by myself or if I would like to do like a group thing ... but I do know that I'm going to need a sitter! I've been looking at all-inclusive resorts, and I think that I want to go to Mexico. I'm not sure whether I want to do an adult only one, but I'm leaning toward that ... since this is going to be kind of my "alone" time without the baby. DECISIONS DECISIONS! I've been looking at Resorts in Mexico, but I haven't really found one in particular that I like ... if anyone has any ideas, let me know. :) I'd really appreciate it. :) I would create a mumm, but I just don't feel like it. :P

Alone
I am broken an weak it is you I seek take me into your embrace I want you to see my face Is it to late? why is it myself I hate? I am always to blame I feel I am living in shame I scream at my creator wonder if he is even there to him without words i speak it is him I seek i am wanting to leave this world I have known never again having to feel alone regrets have taken my life as I sit here, I look at this knife I am tired of being the fool tired and alone I obey the rules I am living in a haze feeling I am running out of days so I sit here and stare wondering why I even care are these feeling I have even real? or is this how I truely feel? outside i hear the thunder my soul, it starts to shudder I hear the voices mumble so loud I stand and stumble I trip and I fall it is my name they call oh no the knife, it is to late I have met my fate

My Love, My Only
My love, My only by Anne I wish i could wake up every morning And see your smiling face Holding you in my arms Seeing all your grace I wish i could fall asleep in your arms Every night of every day Feeling all your warmth Feeling so very safe Nothing could make me happier Than kissing your tender lips Hugging your muscular body Feeling your gentle finger tips A day without you is hell With sadness and much pain But i know that without you completly I would never be the same I can help but think... How alone i used to be How unhappy i felt How i had sorrow for myself But then you came, to save me from my pain You have brightened my face, my heart, my soul You have made me feel special, my heart feels whole I never want to leave you I always want you to stay Because every part of me Loves you in each and every way! I love you Baby always and forever^^

Ts Gustav - Pa#3
800 PM EDT MON AUG 25 2008 ...GUSTAV CONTINUES NORTHWESTWARD TOWARD HISPANIOLA... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTH COAST OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC FROM BARAHONA WESTWARD TO THE SOUTHERN BORDER OF HAITI...AND FOR THE SOUTHWEST PENINSULA OF HAITI FROM THE SOUTHERN BORDER WITH THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND PORT-AU-PRINCE WESTWARD. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM NORTH OF PORT-AU-PRINCE TO THE NORTHERN BORDER WITH THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTH COAST OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC EAST OF BARAHONA TO SANTO DOMINGO. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER

Ts Julio - West Coast Pa #10a
500 PM PDT MON AUG 25 2008 ...JULIO REMAINS NEAR THE EAST COAST OF CENTRAL BAJA CALIFORNIA... A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT ALONG THE EAST COAST OF THE BAJA CALIFORNIA PENINSULA FROM LORETO TO BAHIA DE LOS ANGELES. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT ALONG THE COAST OF MAINLAND MEXICO FROM GUAYMAS TO PUERTO LIBERTAD. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 PM PDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM JULIO WAS ESTIMATED NEAR LATITUDE 27.6 NORTH...LONGITUDE 112.4 WEST OR ABOUT 20 MILES... 30 KM...NORTH-NORTHWEST OF SANTA ROSALIA MEXICO. JULIO IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH-NORTHWEST NEAR 7 MPH...14 KM/HR. THIS GENERAL MOTION...ALONG WITH SOME FLUCTUATIONS IN FORWARD SPEED...IS EXPECTED DURING THE N

One Of My "friends"......
ok here it goes.......i had a friend once.....yes it was a friend with benefits type deal....however, there where two of them total.....one calls me up one day and tells me that hes got something....so i pass the info on to my other "friend" whom i thought needed to know. well i went and was checked....my husband went and was checked....even my room mate went and got checked!!! NONE OF US HAD IT!!! HELLO!!!! so i call my "friend" back and tell him the news....i also called my friend who had the issue in the first place...and asked him just who all HE was sleeping with!! well my other "friend" has decided that he would rather be a jerk and not even consider my feelings on the subject and drop me like a hot potatoe!! Now, in my experience....men who act like that are no better than the ones who beat their women...so i argued with him over the issue...even told him that i was deleting his number and so forth and that i didnt want to even talk to him anymore....well all of a sudden, after

Got Robbed
well this afternoon while i was gone apparently someone got into my cashbox n took almost 80 bucks. pretty damn sure i know who but hes either not come home yet or hiding, knows i'm lookin fer him. if it anit him there one of two meth addicts nearbye who i havent ruled out. dont worry i got my temper in check. but this is bullshit. luckly i keep all my guns and the ones i'm workin on in the house. just shows u cant let yer grade down one minute. was stupid of me leaving it here in my trailer, but i was only gone fer alittle. still was stupid of me

My Greatest Pleasure
Okay, maybe not my greatest pleasure, or I would at least change some of the parameters like location and circumstance and some other small details but I digress... The point is how heavenly is a fat two hour nap when you're draggin along with 3 1/2 hours sleep? It's f'n great! I never sleep during the day so it felt like a little holiday ;) Oh and this is pretty much all I got so far this week, so enjoy :)

Ankylosis Spondylitis
There are so many hereditary debilitating diseases that most people are not aware. My brother died last November from another one...Ankylosis Spondylitis. It's very rare...both parents must have it genetically to be passed to a child and even in the rare case both parents carry it, it's still extremely rare for it to be passed on. Like MHE it attacks a person from the inside out. It dissolves away all the connective tissues that hold bones together and keep joint bones from rubbing together which causes extreme amounts of pain. After a while it causes the bones to start fusing together which severely inhibits movement and causes intense pain. Eventually the person dies from this disease. This disease usually lies dormant in a person until something in the aging process triggers it out of dormancy. Before my brother, the earliest case of onset was 55 years of age and the youngest after him was 65 years of age. The doctors believe that some or a mixture of some o

Two Years...
August 25, 2008 Two Years Two years have gone and came I still have the pain, They said it would get better I don’t believe it as the tears make my face wetter, Why did he have to go? I ask myself that and still don’t know. I don’t know why I can’t get through it, I don’t know how others do it. I feel alone and nobody knows, How much this pain goes. On and on it seems to never stop, Going up the mountain but never reach the top. Since Daddy is gone I feel lost, I told him he could let go but didn’t know the cost. I know it is better he is out of pain, I just wish the tears did not fall like rain. Two years have gone and came, Maybe one day I can handle the pain……

Well Come To This
As many might know i have bipolar they classified it as bipolar 1 and 2 so actually a 3,well today i was staying with my mother her boyfriends mother wanted me to pay rent even though they pay her already but wanted money from me which i don't have. So in my lost mind set i left packed all my belongings and went to my wife's,I moved out couple months and with bipolar i afraid with my kids.I have a real great wife/friend she tries so hard to be my friend I just can't see anything anymore i have so many racing thoughts and can't stop. All i want to be happy and now seems i have lost that. If you know me you know i am a nice guy i try to be everyone's friend,put my personal things aside and care for other people. i really just want to be happy in life well i guess that isn't gonna happen:( I just wish i could go back in my mind and fine peace. But there is no peace in my mind it's all over the place nothing is what it seems to me anymore. If people new how my mind works th

I Could Kill A Man
I've got so much rage inside me right now it's not even funny. It's crazy because I have no idea why. I've been happy lately, with the exception of a few things. Work is a pisser, and thing s just keep getting worse, so I'm thinking that's my main focal point for all this. Typical Monday today, nothing normal, nothing easy. I got pulled in about 3 different directions within about 5 minutes of walking in the door. Long story short, I ended up working 2.5 hours of overtime, and it's not looking good for the rest of the week. I figure I'd try this blog shit out, and see if it makes me feel any better, because frankly weightlifting has been a bust at work, due to some douche bags ruining my focus on that. I've never been one to air my, so called, dirty laundry, but what hell, why not? What harm can it do, eh? Hopefully this wall of text, doesn't scare you off. If so, oh well, fuck it, I'll deal...always have, always will. The big kicker that's eatin' me is the f

Fall Semester
Howdy all my FuFriends and FuLuvers. This is going to be a strange semester. I have mostly evening courses, so I will all tied up on Wednesday and Thursdays. So if you need to catch me, try on Monday or Tuesday. Don't worry though, I promise to stalk each of you.

To All My Friends And Visiters
COME JOIN OUR SWEET HOME AWAY FROM HOME TY === 'DJ SASSY BI@TCH OWNER @ TATTOO AND PIERCINGS HIDEOUT{GREETER @ LOVE SHACK AND DAZED AND CONFUSED.' wrote the following at '2008-08-18 19:33:59'.. > >

Life
when you figure out things in ya life and people in it just makes you feel like they used you in everyway you know what i have gotten to a boling point to not stress little kids some bitch ass dude leaves a comment on my page about jealousy for real i do not give a fuck you do not even know how to wipe ya own ass you are a child to me still wet behind the ears get on my level go where i have been then come talk to me damn you think i am jealous thats a joke

Good Left Undone...
"The Good Left Undone" In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet, Bending there in my direction, I wrapped a hand around its stem, I pulled until the roots gave in, Finding now what I've been missing, But I know… So I tell myself, I tell myself it's wrong. There's a point we pass from which we can't return. I felt the cold rain of the coming storm. All because of you, I haven't slept in so long. When I do I dream of drowning in the ocean, Longing for the shore where I can lay my head down, I'll follow your voice, All you have to do is shout it out. Inside my hands these petals browned, Dried up, fallen to the ground But it was already too late now. I pushed my fingers through the earth, Returned this flower to the dirt, So it can live. I walked away now. But I know… Not a day goes by that I don't feel it's burn. There's a point we pass from which we can't return. I felt the cold rain of the coming storm. All because of yo

What I Am Doing...
As I talked with my trainer last night. Came to realize a lot of things in my life have to change besides how I work out or eat. My habits and what I do and how trusting I am. I will not be on much, with seeing my trainer for lessons when possible and going to the gym for my work out classes which are kicking my butt. First and foremost I need to distance myself from those that tell me one thing and do other stuff just do tired of the lies. They really need to make up there mind, my feelings are not a game. So what ever just gives me the incentive to do what has to be done ME......... have lots of hopes for the future and I don't know where that may lead. Leave me messages when I get on here to do my job i will respond to them. Good Luck all much love Chris.

Do Ya Wanna Ride?
DO YOU DRINK? ARE YOU DRAMA FREE? DO YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THE NU-FU DRUNKEN REVOLUTION KNOWN AS THE DRUNK CARAVAN? YOU KNOW, THOSE NIGHTS, FOLLOWING YOUR FRIENDS TAIL LIGHTS, KNOWING THAT IF THEY ARE GONE, YOU'D BE SCREW'D. SO LETS HELP EACH OTHER OUT, AND CREATE A LONG LONG CARAVAN, SO EVERYONE CAN GET HOME SAFE! TO START, ADD ME... I'VE GOT SOME EXPIERIENCE AND CAN LEAD WELL *grins* SO ADD ME, OF COURSE RATE AND FAN ALONG THE WAY Drunk1¢â@ fubar NOW THERE ARE A COUPLE CARAVAN "LEADERS" SHOULD THE PACK BE BROKEN UP BY RED LIGHTS, PEDESTRIANS, DEER CROSSING etc. CARAVAN LEADER #1 Alison {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar Turd Furgeson~R/L BF Of Celesteee~Fu-Misfit~FuBombers@ fubar ★KØ£ë™★Pu$$ycat PlayMate★HeadPromoter@Cowboys&CowGirls From Hell★@ fubar celesteee~R/L GF Of Turd Furgeson@ fubar ☺ Mz.B☺ - Member of Rating Revolution@ fubar ^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry♥Fu slave to easye02476♥FU owned by vanessa

Wanna Own Me???
JLYNN NEEDS AN OWNER Do you have what it takes to own Jlynn? How about you find out Just click the pic below & Place your bid EVEN IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BID PLEASE RATE HER PIC! (repost of original by '°o.O[reLLa]O.o°' on '2008-08-25 22:30:50')

Deep Thoughts...kinda
My Favorite "Deep Thoughts" [by Jack Handey] It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and

Republican:pleaze!!
Mccain muss zu Präsidenten für den U.S_ 0bama} Gewählt werden Er ist ein Image des Antichristen, und wenn hes gewählt zu Präsidenten "Geburt nation-teiliger zwei kurz gefolgt durch seinen Mord entsteht, so zu den sieben Jahren der Hölle gebracht zur Welt durch den Gott führend!

He Said...she Said...
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said. . . A widow. He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than si

Take Your Pick
"Diamonds and Rust" by Judas Priest (original lyrics by Joan Baez) I'll be damned, here comes your ghost again but that's not unusual it's just that the moon is full and you decided to come And here I sit, hand on the telephone hearing the voice I'd known a couple of light years ago headed straight for a fall But we both know what memories can bring they bring Diamonds and Rust yes we both know what memories can bring they bring Diamonds and Rust Now I see you standing with brown leaves all around and snow in your hair Now we're smiling out the window of the crummy hotel over washington square and then comes that white clouds, mingles and hangs in the air Speaking strictly for me we both could've died then and there Now you're telling me you're not nostalgic then give me another word for it [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] you were so good with words and at keeping things paid cause I need some of that vague

Always Nice To Have An Update, Isn't It?
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards. Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle sho

New Life
Well people i must say that my life is like getting crazy it really is now, i just find myself reinlisting in the army for another 6 years, yea it was a good idea at one point in time but now i am sitting here thing was it a real good idea. Well to heck with it, there are times in life when you just try so hard to do what is right but sometimes no matter what you do, it just don't work out all that good. Really why is that, its like no matter what you do some kind of way you fuck it up. Right now, i am just sitting here to find out what do i really want to do? If anybody can help me out then please give me a hand.

Gotta Love Louisiana Cajuns
THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA! 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.' 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark

My Thoughts
I am just writing this to get things off of my mind. My kids have only seen their dad once since June, and he only had them for one night. My oldests daughters birthday was August 1st he did call her but hasn't seen her, nor sent her even a card. This has hurt her feelings really bad, and i completely understand. I'm having a tough time trying to make excuses for him, which i have done for the past 3 years. I don't want them to think bad of their dad but he really is doing it to himself. So here's the reason, first of all I'm trying the best I can to raise my girls with morals. He is dating his dads, girlfriends, daughter. Well i feel this is Jerry Springer b.s and don't want my kids around it. I told him from the very beginning that it would be a bad idea and he told me they were just friends. Well time goes on and now their dating, well I told him when she's around my kids won't be. He of course doesn't agree with that. When he got them in June for one night,

We Are Leaving Lacrosse
Dear friends and family......... I am moving out of lacrosse to another state. Due to the fact that the friends we are lagving with do not want the location disclosed, I cannot disclose the location to you. I will try my best to keep in touch with everyone. All I can say is we have tryed to get jobs here and nothing has worked. So we arew moving to another state, and hoping for the best. Plus all the drama-maker and dramaqueens and dramakings here in lacrosse are better left behind. The drama here gets old. So Hal and I are hoping for the best. The people we are leaivn with are like family to us, so we trust them alot. I will miss you all, And I love you all very much. ****(((To FRIENDS; I am only sending this letter to people I consider real friends, and no one else. So if you know someone I talk to that didnt get this letter, i either forgot (and if there is anyone close to me I forgot, I am terribly sorry.) Other than that, if you didnt get one, you probably know why.)))**** I

App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX.

Want An Easy 5k Fu-bucks?
Want an easy 5k-10k Fu-Bucks? I know you do! Here's the deal. I'm a salute whore, but I'm willing to pay you for it! Just send me a salute with your sexy smile and a personalized message, and I'll send you 5K via FuPal. Easy, right? I thought so! Here are some examples of what I'm looking for. You don't need to show your titties (unless you want to) and it doesn't need to be too fancy. I'll accept anything that has my name on it and your sexy face. Oh, and I collect 1-finger salutes, so if you'd like to submit yours for my collection, I'll send you another 5k! My only request is that you personalize those salutes as well. Thanks in advance! :D Click my link below or any of the pics above to send me a sexy salute! DJ Munchies_.**R/L and FU-Hubby to ~Meagan~**FU-Owned by ღKissMeMtღ** This bulletin made with love by: ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~

How Do I Know
Why do I feel as if I will never find The One? I have searched for decades and nothing. Is there really One person out there for everyone? It seems to me that this is not true. And yet I see those that have found that One person. Is it just me? Am I trying too hard? Am I too picky? Am I blind? Did I already find her and let her slip away? Does anyone have an answer to my querie? If so tell me so I will know for sure.

Nat Growing Up
So today in our household was a big day! My one and only child got up this morning before the crack of dawn 5:00am and then woke her mother up at 5:30am. If you haven't guessed by now it was the first day of school and we are hitting one of those milestones. She started high school this morning. Let me tell you this morning didn't sail very smoothly either. She lost her schedule and it took an hour to find so she was hurried and only took 4 bites of her breakfast. We found the schedule as her ride honked and I got a quick kiss and off she went. I went to get her after school and she seemed a different kid. Reality for her set in that it was just another school and she liked some of her classes and then she hates others. Normal I know. Made me think of the days when I walked her to kindergarten and she seemed so big then and now it is even more so.

People On Fubar!!!
There is something I do not understand is why be some ones friend when a person won't talk or rate you?And for the men why do men out there in fu-land look at females as an object instead of a person,this is my own opinon but there is more to life then getting your dick wet by some female, come on now.you call your selfs men and every thing LMAO.A man will be understanding when a woman says NO and all that good shit i observed a conversation between a man and my female friend and i was really displeased about how this man was treating her and he didn't know her from Dick and he's sitting there saying why you being a stubern bitch and not letting me have what I want.Shit like that pissed me off,the other things will the blast and all that other good shit blast me and you can see my naughty pictures WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!! for one just to let you all know there's only two people on here that i would conciter putting my credit card information in here for and thats it,but yes i admit i

Bear Necessities
The Bear Necessities You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment (trust me it won't kill ya! lol). When you have rated everyone message me (aGEM4life) to be added to the list. Rate my folder of teddy/tatty bears to receive your personal Bear Necessities tag. Start with this one... The riders... ♥aGEM4life♥@ fubar HersheyK@ fubar ♥ Heartt65 ♥@ fubar *AngelGurl* Proud member of *Thunder & Lightning Levelers* & *Life-Savers*@ fubar Tappinit =FuBaron and loyal servant to Her Highness, Linda@ fubar Dee75@ fubar

Now This Is Funny And Extremely Childish.
Because i denied him access into my family: NEPATRIOTS...: not a fucking problem...you look like trailer trahs with the tats anyways NEPATRIOTS...: wow whatever..you have 36 fucking people in family whats wrong with a peek · NEPATRIOTSCHAMPS rated you a '1'! (after this he blocked me) His Profile

My Thoughts On Parenting.....
This is how I parent. Is it perfect? Of course not. Does it work for us? Certainly. Respect your kids as much as you want them to respect you. Before you raise your voice to condemn them, take a second to reverse the role and realize how you would feel if someone was talking to you that way. Support their failures. Explain to them how they can do better without telling them how YOU would do it. Ask them for their input on how they think they could do it better. Celebrate their victories. Teach them that winning is a great thing. But in general, life is not a series of winning. Explain to them that even if their winning and their failures balance out at 50% each, that the failures remain in your mind much longer than the victories. Teach them that it is OK to lose, and that they can't be good at everything. Show them good sportsmanship on the court, on the field, and in life. Losing with grace is much more important than winning with pride. Teach them early that life is n

Two Days Of Normality!
After the blatant excess of the weekend, I managed to stay in last night (Sunday) even though there was cock on offer! I was quite proud of myself actually in that I successfully declined a sesh although it was purely fatigue that kept me down. The aforementioned seeing-to has been deferred until later this week so I'll keep you informed. I've also had a really nice chilled out day today. Got up late, bit of brekkie at a local restaurant, took my youngest son to the Wacky Warehouse (U.S. readers - Google it! I'm sure you've got bigger and better versions!) then (GET THIS!) decided to try and mow the lawn! I did about a quarter then the bloody mower conked out so my kind neighbour, Dick, (honestly!) popped over and did some stuff with spark plugs or something and got it going again. See, I do often lead a quite normal and mundane life! Oooh, I've finally managed to install Yahoo Messenger tonight so if any of my buddies on here fancy a chat in more kind of real time, drop me

Christmas In August!!!! Wtf
christmas in AUGUST!!!! WTF Okay so I was at A.C Moore today (buying a hat for a hamster that's another story) when I saw a display for Halloween, I thought to myself wow that's a bit early. Then I saw a display for Thanksgiving that made me chuckle a little. Finally Christmas, who the hell in their right mind would approve Christmas in August, School has not gone back yet. Fuck its not even Labor day. Why in the hell do we feel it necessary to skip half a calendar year just to increase profits? Please somebody fill me in. Don't get me wrong I like Christmas but I only like Christmas in December. I know I am not the only one who feels this way so HOW IN THE HELL DO WE MAKE IT STOP. Cuz next year if I see the Easter bunny next to Santa, they will be only one answer mass homicide dressed as Uncle Sam

Sometimes
Sometimes when you think shit is bad, it's really all right. Sometimes when you think it's going to rain it pours. You think it's going to storm but instead the sun comes out. Sometimes people pay the ultimate price for no reason. Sometimes a baby is born but it doesn't make it. Sometimes life gives you lemons, but instead you make sweet tea. Sometimes being who you are is hard. Living up to what you know you can be hurts. Sometimes. Sometimes what you think you want isn't. Sometimes things just do not go your way. Sometimes when you think you can make it, you really can't. Sometimes. Mother fuck...sometimes... Sometimes, cars get broken into. Sometimes, people do stupid shit. Sometimes, the price of what you paid to end up somewhere was no more than the price you paid to lose everything. Sometimes. Damn.

Give Him What He Deserves
This is my newest owner Sexy Baby Blue Eyes. He is one of the sweetest, most giving guys on Fubar. He maxes his rates daily and bombs people's contests yet he doesnt get the love he deserves. So everyone go by and show him TONS of love. ♥♥♥♥ ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ ™©*****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombe@ fubar

I Need Some Help - Thanks Spazzy69 (8-25-08)
Hello dear friends! I have entered a giveaway, it requires 50,000 rates/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack. I entered this before Ashley was admitted in the hospital. I can't access Fubar from Children's Hospital it's blocked. She has a staff infection so I don't know how long she'll be in here. I have the training to care for her at home so that will shorten her stay by a little bit. I'm asking for help for a few days until she gets home.I don't want to be taken out for not participating. Now if you can spare a few minutes of your time can you swing by drop me some comments, please!Click here!!!! Click here!!!! If you cannot comment could you still swing by and give it a rate. EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS!! just give me all the help you can spare, THANK YOU!! brought to you by... spazzy69

Carol(my Tribute)
Carol, A Tribute How do you say goodbye to a friend so dear. Her smile was contagious and bright. Her laughter was heard to all in sight. Her heart expanded to everyone near and far. No matter what she went through, she never feared. Carol loved all her friends and family so much, even those not in the hathor. I know she is finally at home in peace But in my heart and everyday, Carol Jean Gugglieilmotti is here to stay. So to our dear friend, Carol. May your soul and spirit reach to everyone everywhere in the world Til we see each other again, know you always be around us. And missed so very much. By Stephanie Marie Fiske This poem is dedicated to Carol Jean Gugglielmotti,who passed away from cancer September 1, 2007

Autopsy...ewwwww
Autopsy EVENT Name Occupation Birth Death Known for Aaliyah Singer 16-Jan-1979 25-Aug-2001 R&B singer dies in plane crash Abu Abbas Terrorist 10-Dec-1948 9-Mar-2004 Masterminded the Achille Lauro hijacking Joan Vollmer Adams Victim 1924 6-Sep-1951 Common-law wife of William S. Burroughs Nick Adams Actor 10-Jul-1931 7-Feb-1968 Johnny Yuma on The Rebel Steve Allen Talk Show Host 26-Dec-1921 30-Oct-2000 The Tonight Show Salvador Allende Head of State 26-Jul-1908 11-Sep-1973 Chilean President deposed by Pinochet Albert Anastasia Criminal 26-Feb-1902 25-Oct-1957 Gambino crime boss Pier Angeli Actor 19-Jun-1932 10-Sep-1971 Tomorrow Is Too Late Marshall Applewhite Religion 17-May-1931 26-Mar-1997 Led the Heaven's Gate cult to suicide Diane Arbus Photographer 14-Mar-1923 26-Jul-1971 Influential photographer Notorious B.I.G. Rapper 21-May-1972 9-Mar-1997 I love it when you call me big poppa Bonny Lee Bakley Victim 7-Jun-1956 4-May-2001 Baret

My Personality
According to youniverse.com, I am: A DREAMER: I'm an an adventurous person with a limitless imagination. I like space to think & see beauty even in the most inhospitable environments. When it comes to art I appreciate precision and hard work. Nothing is more impressive than real craftsmanship. For me, music is all about joining in; a bit of self expression. It's always on my mind and helps me let off steam. AN ESCAPE ARTIST: Always the first to take the leap, I like to look forward, & try to have no regrets. I like to see where life takes me-this positive attitude will give me a wealth of experience. For kicks I like to switch on & satisfy my curiosity. I'm a bit of a tech head at heart. Sometimes I love nothing better than to stay home. When it comes to holidays, I'll take experience over comfort every time, whether under canvas or under the stars. I love the chance to be in the wilderness & relish the freedom of being in charge of where I'm heading. A JUNKIE MON

Killed The Phone
Work killed my phone today. Literally. We took the kids to Green Lakes Park, just to have lunch and play on the playground. Well, I had myself a runner. The second time she ran on me she ran straight into the lake. I of course went after her, totally forgot I had my phone in my pocket. So...it's dead. I should be getting a replacement phone tomorrow, but I am none too happy. Especially as I was stuck in my wet clothes for over two hours because work wouldn't let me run home to change. Grrrrr. I am not having a good day.

Mudd Boggin Train
Mud Bogging with Tuffy1 Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Tuffy1's page and rate his Mud Bogging Folder... Mud Blog Folder 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Havin' Fun in the Mud!." 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 3. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 5. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 6. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... Click on this tag to go to the folder where you can pick up your tag... Feel free to save and upload your tag or rip it... But if you rip it, you will NOT receive points when someone rates it on your page. P

Divorces
What is the current divorce rate in America? It is frequently reported that the divorce rate in America is 50%. This data is not accurately correct, however, it is reasonably close to actual. The Americans for Divorce Reform estimates that "Probably, 40 or possibly even 50 percent of marriages will end in divorce if current trends continue.", which is actually a projection. site where I got that question from When did it become okay to cheat on your spouse? I know it’s been happening long before I ever started wondering this. It makes me think people get married for all of the wrong reasons. Seems these days a lot of people get married due to pregnancy, or soldiers going over seas. Worst mistake in the world. Just my opinion of course. I’m sure there are a lot of other reasons why people get married, just not enough of them are for love. Although even with love, there has been a fair amount of cheating. When did cheating become so acceptable in society? It saddens

I Wasnt Into Underground Philly Musiq.....except This One
Meek Mill - Flamers Nu mixtape out.(not my tape.) jus signed to grand hustle wit T.I. ..... He in Benz tapes comin soon..exclusives. here u go. (u gotta be gutter to understand this. if not, dont bother. lol) Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com Lata(still on hiatus) Benz.

Lies
So love really is blind,Im seeing it from the out side is love blind or are people just to busy to look at the whole story.......Not sure but I do know one thing love is awesome but with lies involved its just that a lie I don't know where i'm going with this but just wanted to vent I guess.

I Believe...
Karma's a bitch . In freedom of speech . Money isn't everything, but pretty damn close . Its not funny until somebody gets hurt . Theres no 'I' in team . You don't know what you've got, til' its gone . Honesty is the best policy . Everything happens for a reason . Wisdom begins in wonder . If she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you . Stupid people should wear signs . Life without cable TV is worthless . D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody)

Put In My Profile Comm By Redneckgurl
Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And did myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little girl inside That cries out for intention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said

Kids
kids are so amazing... WHAT LOVE MEANS TO AGE 4 TO 8 YEAR OLD CHILDREN Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes. What does 'Love' mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. ' Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. ' Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and

Jealous Girlfriends Make Me Laugh!
So on this other website I frequent, I logged in a little while ago to find this message: 'I HOPE YOUR AWARE **** HAS A GIRLFRIEND OF 3 YEARS AND LIVES WITH HER' Now I ask you. If she is so concerned that her boyfriend would do something with someone, in a different country, no less, shouldn't she be talking to him about it? I mean grown the hell up. Anyway it made me laugh so I wanted to share :D Blueprints For Future Homes - Norma Jean

Game Shot :)
Isn't she lovely. I have a bathing suit and sunglass on her now and changed the way her hair looks but I still like it. I also have a cleric so watch for more screen shots in my blogs. I can't add anymore pics. O_o

Pain
I sit here looking back at a time when my heart was so full of love n happiness. A time when it was so full of light. I look at my heart now so empty n dark. So cold n alone. I think back to a time when u filled it to over filling. A time when all i ever wanted n need was ur love. Then i see u walk away. I see u take all the love n light with u. I am left with an empty shell. A place that is dark n cold. A place filled with hurt n pain. Filled with shattered pieces. I sit here looking at whats left of my heart. I finally get the courage up to stand up and slowly walk to the door of my heart. I stand looking back in to the darkness, I feel the lump in my throaght grow and the tears sting my eyes. I slowly open the door to my heart and walk threw it. I turn slowly and place my hand on the door and push it closed ever so softly. The tears streaming down my face. I slowly walk away from my heart never to open the door again. T

First Book Of Democrat
PSALM 2008-2012 FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want. He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories, He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party, He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment. Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line, I Shall Not Go Hungry. Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes, My Expenses Runneth Over My Income, Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me All The Days Of My Life. The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room. But I Am Glad I Am an American, I Am Glad That I Am Free. But I Wish I Was A Dog And Obama A Tree.

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Download The O&a Show,new O&a Videos Online, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Interns Needed, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) (a thousand apologies for the late update, kids... got a little summer sick thing kicking my ass) Happy Monday, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. If you need proof, you can always turn on the Paltalk, and verify for yourself. As always, if you missed out of any of those fantastic, fun-filled shows from last week, you can always download them via AUDIBLE: Download 'The Opie and Anthony Show' for 8/22/2008 Download 'The Opie and Anthony Show' for 8/21/2008 Download 'The Opie and Anthony Show' for 8/20/2008 Download 'The Opie and Anthony Show' for 8/19/2008 Download 'The Opie and Anthony Show' for 8/19/2008 New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Once again, thanks to our own Sam, we have a bunch of new O&A Show videos online for you: Pat Duffy and His Girl Inflict Pain on One another KROCK Bikini Girl Kiara Punches Erock Meeting the KROCK Bikini Girls Shane McM

Update.
I just got home from my mother's appointment. He said without the surgery Mother wouldn't live much longer at all. He is not sure if he can find an aortic vein to graph from, but he is going to try. So the surgery has to happen in the next couple of weeks. She goes to the cardiologist tomorrow afternoon to insure her heart is strong enough, then surgery will be scheduled. He did tell us that this surgery is VERY complicated and he is not sure if she will make it through, BUT with surgery there is a chance she will live. He can't offer any more assurance than that, but we will take it! It's something. We could have walked in there to be told he wouldn't try surgery and she doesn't have much time. We will take the risk. She is with my sister right now and will be coming here tomorrow to stay a few days.

Lmaoo Ok , Yes, I'm A Dorkette Or Dorkalene!!
Had a shower, didn't shave me legs soooo figured ain't gettin back in just to do that, I'll just shave em , dry! :-S BIG MISTAKE , I wasn't thinkin whatsoeverrrrrrrrrr cuz I shoulda learned this lil lesson before!!! so, razor burn starts, "I" decide to grab the lotion , BAD BAD IDEA!!!!!! burningggggggg freakin legggggggg.... oh oh ICE! yea , ICE works!! ........ NOT IF YOU DONT' FREAKIN WASH THE LOTION OFF FIRST!!!!! OMG WHERE *IS* MY MIND : GIGGLES : LMMFAOOO @ MESSELF!!

A Billion.. What Is It?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently askingCongressfor 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number... what does it me

What Sex Is Your Computer? Lmao
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spe

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...

Rules
LOUNGE RULES 1. Any Disrespect of Staff and Members will result in an automatic BAN 2.NO DRAMA ( thats your First Warning ) One more and you will be banned 3.NO LINK DROPING ( with out Permission from owner or staff) 4.NO Racial comment ( automatic Eject and Ban) 5.NO Bad Mouthing Other Lounge/Groups/Family/Stations (One Warning then eject and Ban ) 6.Out and Out Sexual Conversation is an automatic eject and Ban 7ANY Harassing of the Members Will Result in a eject and ban 8.NO BAG Heads Must have a Profile Pic 9.Every New Member Must Comment that they have read and Understand the Rules 10. IF YOU HAVE MODS AND ARE FOUND TO HAVE EIDTED ANY THING YOU WILL BE BANNED ON THE SPOT (unless told to do so by owners ) 11.ALL Members Must Repost the Promo Bulletin at least twice while on line ***CLICK ON LINKTO TAKE U THERE***

First Reactions
This is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 31 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. TIP: erase all of the other persons answers first.. that way u can think in blank Beer: Miller McDonalds: Grossssssss! Relationship: Non-existent Purple: People Eater Power: Rangers Steroids: Athletes Cartoons: Spongebob! Florida: Disney Santa Clause: Christmas Halloween: Underage girls dressed like sluts Alice: In Wonderland Myspace: Fubar Clowns: IT Marriage: Is For Suckers Paris: Jason Blondes: Are dumb :P One night stand: Sometimes Pixie: Dust Vanilla ice cream: Chocolate syrup ;) Hooters: Bewbs! High school: Sucked! Woody: Hahahahahahaha! wet socks: EWWW! Text messages: Rock my world! Country music: Is ok Your parents: Best ever! Your Ex: A$$HOLE! Your girlfriend/boyfriend: I wish...

Nonpoint - Alive And Kicking
I'm gettin' I'm gettin' I'm gettin' I'm gettin' I'm gettin' over it pushing past all the bullshit and getting right to the root of what the problem really is The reasons for the misunderstandings the emergency landings on a plane headed for home It's where the heart was living till it was without feeling and started revealing itself to everyone else by just packing up, moving out saying it could do without a barely able, unstable, running off at the mouth So I'm tearing this and everything else between me and what I wanna do, to pieces I'm tearing you and everything else between me and you to memory I'm stronger now, even after everything that you did Still alive and kicking I'm better now, I'm awake Now I can see, everything in front of me (now) I'm stronger now, even after everything that you did Still alive and kicking I'm better now, I'm awake Now I can see, everything in front of me (now) Now if you would've waited one second you wouldn't feel s

Sevendust - Face To Face
Don't tell me now with a smile on your face That you're lost...down and out When there was nothing left in me You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you fake (you fake) [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't Save face Say it to my face Can I take all the filth in your head All the words that you said (that you said) And throw it away (throw it out) You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you take away [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't That shit you're talkin' don't mean nothing to me anymore Limp dick...you fuck stick...let's settle the score Run and hide you know I'll find

Fubars Frequent Flyers Train
Hi everyone Welcome aboard Fubar's Frequent Flyers! PLEASE READ THE RULES BELOW BEFORE JOINING ... YOU MUST RATE AND FAN ALL NEW FRIENDS BACK IN RETURN. IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THIS, DO NOT JOIN. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THE LIST WITHOUT BEING INFORMED!!! You are to leave a comment on members pages if already on your list, not send them a message, thanks! The members ... The Pilot 1 ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ The Co-Pilot 2 ♥ SexyGranny1967 ♥ The Passengers 3 Slave2Fantasy/AKA/Erotica/Tat Man73's R/L GF 4 tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~ 5 "Nana" to my grandsons. Please sign my Guestbook 6 Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers,happyhippo,twisterride, hippietrain&more

My Bed
What Your Bed Says About You Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home. You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos. You are not very high maintenance in general, but you are high maintenance about a few things. In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge. You tend to be a down to earth, practical person. You think in terms of what is actual. You are a bit of a homebody, but you can also make yourself at home anywhere. What Does Your Bed Say About You?

Eyebrow Piercing
You Are an Eyebrow Piercing You are unique, quirky, and more than a little eccentric. You cultivate the weirder sides of your personality, and you don't mind sharing them. Ever since you were a kid, you've had strong opinions. You've never been like everyone else, and you're okay with that. And you've always been able to tell people exactly what you think - even when they don't want to hear it. You love to create, dream, imagine, and communicate. You live in your own universe. And unlike most people who live in their own little world, you're happy to invite anyone in! What Piercing Are You?

Lets Hit The High Seas Train
Let's get off these trains and hit the High Seas. Come sailing with me as we pillage and plunder the world. To get on this Pirate Ship r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the Fubar Pirate Ship in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "Ahoy Mate" or "Yo Ho Yo Ho, a pirates life for me" and don't forget to re-rate them. If you'd like a custom tag like the one below please rate my "pirating the seas" photo album. There are only 50 so you should be able to get through them rather quickly. Please start with this one. Once you've completed the photos please comment on the last pick letting me know you'd like a tag. Please don't shout box me, as it may get scrolled right off the screen by other messages. Thanks. Here's your fellow crew mates. Please be sure to Fan/Add/Rate Them. If you already have them as friends, please comment them. "ChelleBelle" tattoo'd & pierced Bulliever & Charm Girl@ fubar

Just Listenin To Some Musiq
Tell me how'd u feel if i was gone? What if I was gone forever? No more chocolate kisses, no nappy dugout ever. No mama, no daughter, no sister, no sister friends. Tell me my brother what would become of u then? What about if every black female in the world disappeared? Your manchild left unattended, lost with no one behind the steering wheel. Tell me how'd u feel if i was gone. Your beautiful brown would be forever gone, with no more cocoa wombs to carry ur brown on. You right there would be the last of ur kind. Can u feel these words? How does that affect ur mind? Cause if there was no me there'd be no u. Can u feel me? Are these words coming thru?

The Cartoon Express!!
WOOT! WOOT! The Cartoon Express is headed your way!! Hop aboard!!!! All you have to do is F/A/R everyone on board, and leave a cartoon comment so they know you're joining the party!! Be sure to F/A/R and comment new people as they join too! When you've done that, rate the pics in the Cartoon Express folder on my page to get your tag!Start with this one: Then PRIVATE MESSAGE me when you're done so I can add you to the list. Your conductor: ♥ Bebe ♥@ fubar The Cartoon Express Riders: Dreadful nightmare!Homesick Volunteer : >(@ fubar Jesse@ fubar Tonya@ fubar Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers,happyhippo,twisterride, hippietrain&more

My Love
You massage the universes spine the way you twirl through time, and leave shadows on the sun. My love is the wind song. If it is up to me I would never die. If it is up to me I'll die a thousand deaths in an hour and live seven minutes later. If it is up to me the sun will never cease to shine and the moon will never cease to glow. And I'll dance a million tomorrows in the sun rays and the moon waves and bath in the yesterdays of days to come. Ignoring all of my afterthoughts and preconcieved notions. If it is up to me... it is up to me, And thus is my love. Untainted. Eternal. The wind is the moons imagination wandering. It seeps through cracks, ripples the grass, explores the unknown. My love is my souls imagination. How do I love you? Imagine.

Can You Stand The Rain Train
~Can you stand the rain~ To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the "can you stand the rain" train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "playing in the rain" or "it's raining cats and dogs" and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't forget to leave me (Vitamin de~) a comment, too. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends...let them know you're joining the "can you stand the rain" train. Rate the rain folder and you'll get a rain tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you

Goodnight Mother
Goodnight Mother > > > > > > > > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned > on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet > and put the cat in the backyard. > > > > My wife phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived > and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in > the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the > house alone all night because she always tries to eat the bird.. My wife > goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs > upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. > > > > Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house > will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will > be out soon. 'He's just going upstairs to say goodnight to my mother.' > > > > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as > w

Modern Man's Hustle - Atmosphere
Modern Mans Hustle - Atmosphere [Slug] The first time I met the devil was at a motel 6 She left hell to spend the weekend on earth just for kicks Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected About 5 foot 5, Good and Thick in the breast and thighs Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare Large lips, soft hands and long hair I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm good at it I'll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it [Chorus] I will show you all you need to know You must hold on to anyone that wants you And I will love you through the simple and the struggle But girl, you got to understand the modern man must hustle I will show you all you need to know You must hold on to anyone that wants you And I will love you through the simple and the struggle But girl, you got to understand the modern man must hustle [Slug] Who cares what Jane says? She always spits the same spit I'd rather kill the radio and listen to the rain hit Little sister needs seclu

It's My Right...
Ok, i happen to be a very opinionated person and right now I need to make my opinion known! The way this country is going, it is my belief that within ten (10) years we will be another third world country, if we dont do something about it NOW!! The way gas prices keep going up, and solutions are slow and crawling, the economy is hitting a depression and nobody seams to care, a war rages around us, and we shouldn't even be there in the first place (not that i don't support the troops. i will touch on this in a minute), the people we have running for president havn't got anything good to say at all, it's no wonder noone votes anymore, and even if they do would it really matter? Are we really voting or is the electoral college? These are the things that will bring us down, unless we do something about it. Why are we still pumping billions into oil for gas overseas when there is enough oil in the U.S. to last us a hundred years? We need to pull out of Iraq, leave them alone to fig

Phillies
Ok, so the hell wit anyone trying to say phillies taste like crap. I say, Hell wit swisher, hell wit white owl and hell wit wraps. Wraps taste good but tear all gaucho. Philies are like baskin and robbins but way cheaper. White owl....STAY THE FUH AWAY!!!! Phillies, Phillies, and More Phillies!!!!!!!!!

A Little Retirement Info...
A point to ponder, for those of us with 20/20 hindsight!!!!!! Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But,if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Some Things You May Not Know About Me.
I had some spare time today and where I found that is beyond me so I decided to do this. Hope you find time to do it too and send it back! Have fun! d Subject: All about me...Copy and paste this survey and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not. Answer the 33 questions at the end and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life! (x) Gone on a blind date ( ) Skipped school (x) Watched someone die (x) Been to Florida (x) Been on a plane ( ) Jumped out of a plane (x) Been on a Helicopter (x) Been lost (x) Been on the opposite side of the country ( ) Gone to Washington , DC (x) Swam in the ocean (X) Cried yourself to sleep (x) Played cops and robber… ( ) Recently colored with crayons? (x) Sang Karaoke (x) Paid for a meal with coins only (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do (x) Made prank phone calls (XXXXXX) Laughed until s

The Right And Wrong Way To Win Friends And Influence People
“Now it came to pass on the third day, that Esther put on her royal apparel, and stood in the inner court of the king’s house, over against the king’s house: and the king sat upon his royal throne in the royal house, over against the gate of the house.” When Esther’s royal husband Ahasuerus saw Esther come into the inner court of his house (technically not the royal palace itself, but more of an audience hall) decked to the nines, we would say, he had some idea already that this wasn’t a trivial matter. Although to set up this situation at the beginning of the fifth chapter of the book of Esther took considerable prodding by Esther’s cousin Mordecai as well as the God-fueled desperation that if she did nothing, she and all the Jews within the Persian Empire would be exterminated, once Queen Esther arrived – and who was really going to try to stop her and have the king find out about it? – King Ahasuerus extended the greatest royal courtesy he could: his royal scepter, which he ex

To Say Goodbye...
I want all of my Fubar friends and family to know that I will be deleting my account at the end of the week...I've just outgrown this site...But I have made some awesome friends on here that I would love to keep in touch with...If you want to keep in contact outside of Fubar...Please send me a message with your preference of e-mail, IM (yahoo), cell phone or whatever, and I will reciprocate! I love each and every one of you! Best wishes to you all! Rhonda AKA MsRain

83,000 To Insider..:)
OK..So I went on sabbatical from fubar...Needed some time away...get my head together...think about other things going on..yadda yadda yadda..lol So Im here for now...in CASE anyone missed me..:P Thanks for those of you that were concerned...Much Love To You...so with that...Im back, and I need help to get one of my owners leveled to insider! Hes on 83,000 points away, and has tons of stuff to rate, so if you can stop by his page and help him out that would be awesome! WV REBEL COWBOY ~~Proud Member Of The Confederate Bomber Family~~AND ~~NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE FAMILY~@ fubar

Grandpa
Dedicated to Francis Rainey (My Grandpa) Growing up, everyday I use to see u... Standing in the back of the store drinking brew... Tryin' to walk home from the store u were drunk... Fallin' down covered in blood all cut up... They had to carry u home... U yelled, "Leave Me Alone!!" But u needed some help and we wished that u would shut up... It's embarassing to see a man like this... Especially when it's your grandpa and us his grandkids... Then it finally got to u and u had a few strokes... Leaving u paralyzed and bed ridden with no hope... U tried rehab but by then it was too painful... From then on u always needed to be cared for... U lived like this for a long time... It was only a matter of time before u died... Then that day came, January 7th 2006... I got the call from my mom saying, "Grandpa was gone..." I was saddened by ur death... But also happy that u left... U no longer have to suffer here and now u rest... I know ur walking in heaven again because u

Finally Found You
The love of my life was sitting almost next to me. . . I never thought that it could be her. . . But everyday I went to work, I couldn't wait to see her. . . And now my search is over. . . I finally found the one. . . My best friend and my lover. . . We both trust one another. . . There is nothing more to say. . . Your special in every way. . . You are the true love of my life. . . And soon you'll be my wife. . . I've searched long & hard to find the one. . . I'm so glad that I Finally Found You my love. . . Jason L Rainey Copyright ©2008 Jason L Rainey

Pleasure & Pain
I've Experienced The Pleasure And Also The Pain... When I'm Right Next To U It Feels So Good... But As I Sit Home So Alone The Pain Of Lonliness Sets In... I Wish I Had U With Me Always In The Physical Form... U Are Always In My Heart That Is The Emotional Part... When I Get Up In The Morning I Think About U From The Start... It Would Be Even Better If I Woke Up Next To U In Bed... As I Write This U Are The Only Thing In My Head... I Can't Help But Wonder If U Think About Me When Ur Alone... Or If Ur Just Sitting There Right By The Phone... Waiting For Me To Call Because My Voice Brings The Pleasure... That's The Same That Goes For Me... When We Hang Up That Pain Comes Back To Be... Jason Lee Rainey Copyright ©2008 Jason Lee Rainey

It's Real
WHY MUST I ALWAYS HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF? IS IT BECAUSE THEY TAKE ME AS A JOKE... I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T... I KNOW U WONT... U ALWAYS HAVE FAITH IN ME... THAT GIVES ME CONFIDENCE, TO GO FORTH AND ACHIEVE... I'M NOT THE TYPE THAT WILL TAKE IT AND LEAVE... ALWAYS AND FOREVER I'M HERE FOR U WHENEVER... I CAN'T BE DENIED THE LOVE I FEEL FOR U INSIDE... THROUGH THE PLEASURE AND THE PAIN, I WILL REMAIN... IF WE BOTH WANT IT, IT WILL BE EASY TO MAINTAIN... OUR HEARTS ARE FULL OF COLOR SO BRIGHT, LIKE A RAINBOW AFTER THE RAIN... Jason Lee Rainey Copyright ©2008 Jason Lee Rainey

The Day I Spoke To U
God, Why is it that I go through so much pain? I feel brokenhearted especially in the rain . . . You watch me from above and you know that I'm in love . . . You also know that I can't live without her and that my soul will never doubt her . . . You know everything about her 'cause on Sundays she speaks to you . . . You hear everything she says and you know that it is true . . . She is not a liar and especially not to you . . . When she leaves this world alone, I know she'll be an Angel in Heaven standing next to you . . . If I asked you for something, it would be to take care of her . . . I know that it's right 'cause that's what you're supposed to do . . . She prays to you to take care of me . . . I know that you'll agree 'cause you see what I see . . . All I want to be is everything she wants me to be . . . Jason Lee Rainey Copyright ©2008 Jason Lee Rainey

Wearing A Mask
i find it a lil humorous that people online find it necessary to make up stories about themselves to impress others into liking them or wanting them i mean seriously what is the point in doing that when theres a 0 possibility of even meeting the person that you are corresponding with im flat out honest on who i am and what i do im not going to lie about that i seriously have no reason to im 26 soon to be 27 live with family which i didnt have a choice in the matter due to certain things and i dont have a job but i am always looking geezus that was so effin hard for me to tell the truth.................NOT i have no problem in speaking the truth to anyone about anything so why hide behind a mask of who you really are for in the end the only person your going to be hurting is you because when if your not upfront and honest and true about yourself you will lose a lot of friends and miss out on a lot of things and eventually no one will ever tru

You Know Who You Are, Please Read.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example,'The night is shattered and the blue stars shiver in the distance.' The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one I held her in my arms I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. She loved me sometimes, and I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her. To hear the immense night, still more immense without her. And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture. What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is shattered and she is not with me. This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight searches for her as though to go to her. My heart looks for her, a

We Soooo Need You O Do These Things, So Suck It Up And Do It!
1When she walks away from you mad = [Follow her] 2When she stares at your lips = [Kiss her] 3When she pushes you or hits you = [Grab her and don't let go] 4When she starts cursing at you = [Kiss her and tell her you love her] 5When she's quiet = [Ask her what's wrong] 6When she ignores you = [Give her your attention] 7When she pulls away = [Pull her back] 8When you see her at her worst = [Tell her she's beautiful] 9When you see her start crying = [Just hold her and don't say a word] 10When you see her walking = [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind] 11When she's scared = [Protect her] 12When she lays her head on your shoulder = [Tilt her head up and kiss her] 13When she steals your favorite hat = [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] 14When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh] 15When she doesn't answer for a long time = [reassure her that everything is okay] 16When she looks at you with doubt = [Back yourse

Money Well Spent...
Well, I hope so anyway... I just had a tattoo artist look at my arm, and we worked out a way to repair what the other douchebag did... At the bargain price of probably around $800 to $1000. Heh...My life just gets fucking better every day! AND... He says it wont look quite right as just a half sleeve...so guess what?? FULL SLEEVE...zoinks!

Little Angels
When God calls little children to dwell wih him above,We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love. For No heartache compares with the death of one small child. Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold. So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs,we who are left behind must realize God Love Children, Angels are hard to find. Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS. From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista,California. Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1887 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts.

I Don't Know What To Do
Ok so there is this person that I am totally crushing on. THe sad thing is that he lives on the other side of the states from me. The possibility of us ever becoming something is not looking so good. We have talked and so forth and I really like him. He has feelings as well which sucks. I hate to see him in such turmoil and know he is going through a lot. A part of me wants to be there to pick up the pieces but I know that it is not my job and also can't be done right now which sucks even worse. If I am nothing more than a mere fantasy, a hope of something that he really wants and needs in a relationship and we become amazing friends than I guess I have lost nothing. If I walk away and it is too hard to talk to him and vise versa than I have lost something very special. I don't want to pull away, that is not my style. HE is very special and holds a special place in my life. I guess all it can be is a fantasy and the images of him haunt me every day. I could be cleaning the house and al

I Hate Being Rude
Ok a person apparently thought that it was ok to be very rude and insistant with me on sending him pics that I do not care to send him. So I blocked him!!!!! I was being asnice as nice could be, but he truly pissed me off. It takes me awhile to get to the point where enough is enough and frankly I am getting tired with guys asking for me to perform sex acts on myself and then send a pic to them. If I want to send you a private pic of myself I will, but on my terms. I am not opposed to chatting with anyone online and getting to know someone. I have a tendency to be nice to those who are nice to me and respect me. So keep that in mind the next time you demand something from me.

Fubar's Frequent Flyers
Hello everyone! Welcome aboard Fubar's Frequent Flyers! Enjoy the video ;o) PLEASE READ THE RULES BELOW BEFORE JOINING ... YOU MUST RATE AND FAN ALL NEW FRIENDS BACK IN RETURN. IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THIS, DO NOT JOIN. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THE LIST WITHOUT BEING INFORMED!!! You are to leave a comment on members pages if already on your list, not send them a message, thanks! The members ... The Pilot 1 ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ The Co-Pilot 2 ♥ SexyGranny1967 ♥ The Passengers 3 Slave2Fantasy/AKA/Erotica/Tat Man73's R/L GF 4 tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~ 5 "Nana" to my grandsons. Please sign my Guestbook 6 Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers,happyhippo,twisterride, hippietrain&more

Mmmm Mmmm Good
The things that make you go hmmmm. It's so good the love we make. It's like volcanic eruptions. Hot lava flowing not knowing where you end and I begin. If i could bottle it and sell it i'd be one rich bitch. Stronger the drugs and love. Sex all the time its on my mind. Truely and Deeply loving you.

Olympics
Olympic Comments Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8.

You
My bestfriend,my shinning star, My guiding light,my beating heart. My bleeding soul,you seem so far apart. My tender touch,My sobering kiss, My loving hand,to which i miss. My crying shoulder,My smiling face, My warm caress,My warm embrace. My silky blanket,My bouncy bed, My loving fingers,As you stroke my head. My fluffy cloud,My bright blue sky My guardian angel,which never dies. My shining sun.My cup of tea But theres one thing missing,and thats your arms wrapped around me.

Diary Part 2
well this weekend was pretty good. friday was my day off, and i went to the boneyard at night. there was a great band there i liked alot called the websters. my roomate wanted to go with me, but i ran into someone i know there from high school so i ditched him. i was smart on friday and didn't get too drunk so when i went to work on saturday i wasn't too hung over. saturdays i work 11:00-at least 8 and so i try to behave on fridays. work was slow and i waited on some real jerkoffs, so i had to blow off some steam. i called up one of my friends and convinced her we needed to go downtown. so her and one of her friends came and picked me up. we went to west 6th in downtown cleveland and started roaming around. the first bar we went to was weird because the band that wasw playing the boneyard friday night was playing the blind pig saturday night. my friends wanted to go to the tequila ranch so we left. we walked across the street and thats when something weird happened i became

Angels
In the arms of angels I ride the last time Victim of my own hand Now I see all Who cared for me Why didn’t they show If I knew then What I know now In the arms of angels I had it my own way Now it is their way In the arms of angels Then I just prayed Locked in an embrace In arms of my love Now all I can do is Listen to my angels Farewell my love

Bling Contest!
/> its contest time again! i am going to be hosting a contest and will be giving away blings packs! 1st place will win a 75 credit bling pack (must have atleast 25000 comments) 2nd place will win a 25 credit bling pack (must have atleast 15000 comments) 3 place will win a 12 credit bling pack. EACH RATE COUNTS FOR ONE COMMENT! the contest will start at 9 pm eastern time on september 6th and will run for 2 weeks. it will end on september 20th and 9 pm eastern! NO DRAMA NO MORPHS NO DOWNRATING NO SCRIPTING NO CHEATING ANYONE CHEATING WILL BE DELETED NO QUESTIONS ASKED! PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH ANY WQUESTIONS AIRBAGS!! enforcer/security for MYSTIC SENSATIONS!@ fubar

Dragon Slayer 2 Post
Dragon Slayer Train 2 The Rules: 1. Stop by King Cengin's page and rate and comment last pic his DRAGONS folder... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like "Becoming a Dragon Slayer 2." 3. Private message Cengin when you have completed rating all the Slayers. HE will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add them back... Don't just accept the friend request... 5. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** Our Party Planning Team King, Cengin Queen, GoofyLady and tag maker please rate them Knight Carrie

Moving
This month has been insane!! I've made 2 trips to IL this month. After the first, we decided to move back after living in Ohio almost 20 yrs. My daughter wants to be around her family (as do I) plus she wants the baby to grow up with family around, in a small town environment. Then my daughters' ex went psycho, he got physical with my daughter more than once and I THINK he got mad with the baby, there were no marks on her so I can't say for sure what happened, but babies don't cry tears like that unless they've been physically hurt - I only know that something did happen so we're leaving before he can take off with the baby or hurt my daughter or the baby again. We've also found out some other things about his "extra curricular activities" - I won't go into details until we go to court for the permanent protective order, but none of it is good and he will NOT expose my daughter or grandbaby to his bullshit. Needless to say her and my grandbaby's safety are in jeopardy so last w

Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest
SEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!! I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest. The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females). DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another. Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!! If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list: ~*JÁÐÊ*~RØ§Ê*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar

Finding Out Who Ur Friends R....
well it seems that since the year started, ive finally found out who my true friend are. and the truth is, i dont have nor do i want very many. everyone i know except for maybe 1 person has just screwed me over in so many ways. their r no words to describe how fuking pissed i am right now, upset, and feeling betrayed. first off, i ended up writing 2 of my best friends cuz they were assholes since i turned them down as being mor ethan friends. and in the last month, ive had atleast 4 or 5 "friends" literally rip me off. one even cut up one of the cords on my old comp that i was going to sell him but never did cuz he ended up not only never paying back the 40 bucks he owes me for ciggs & beer, but he also tried to destroy one of my computers. i just hate people in general right now. another so-called friend of mine is on probation, and everytime ive spoken to him the last few weeks all he does is use me as a doormatt like everyone else and just always takes out his anger on me. just a fe

Woohoo!
So yesterday was the championship game for my softball team, and we won! Actually we kicked ass :D 11-2 and I hit my first homer of the season which gave us a 6-2 lead I have to give it to the other team though, they really tried hard, and gave it thier best.. they were a good team to play and felt so good to beat an undefeated team :D

On Bended Knee ~ Boyz Ii Men
On Bended Knee lyrics Darlin' I can't explain Where did we lose our way Girl it's drivin' me insane And I know I just need one more chance To prove my love to you If you come back to me I'll guarantee That I'll never let you go Can we go back to the days our love was strong Can you tell me how a perfect love goes wrong Can somebody tell me how to get things back The way they use to be Oh God give me a reason I'm down on bended knee I'll never walk again until you come back to me I'm down on bended knee So many nights I dream of you Holding my pillow tight I know I don't need to be alone When I open up my eyes To face reality Every moment without you It seems like eternity I'm begging you, begging you come back to me Can we go back to the days our love was strong Can you tell me how a perfect love goes wrong Can somebody tell me how to get things back The way they use to be Oh God give me a reason I'm down on bended knee I'll never walk again until

Therapy
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffe ine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana' 6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 9 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 10. Sing Along At The Opera. 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Par

Internet Connection Problems
To all fubar friends, Having internet connection issues, hope to get resolved soon.....In the meantime, continue sending your rates and comments. I treasure and cherish your friendship dearly. You will all be in my thoughts and I will be with you in spirit. I will leave some blogs and try to stay connected off and on through the libraries computer. XOXOXOXO With all my love, RedyFrLuv

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being

Rediscovering Heritage
For the past few months i have been slipping away from my native american heritage. I was ashamed of this so i have been rediscovering my heritage, i am 1/2 Cherokee indian and am once again am very proud of it. It took a vision the other night to bring me back into the native world, but it worked.

Mozilla: Web Apps Faster With Firefox 3.1
Posted by Stephen Shankland 10 comments Updated at 2:40 p.m. PDT with more details about Firefox 3.1 features. Firefox 3.1 will run many Web-based applications such as Gmail faster through incorporation of a feature called TraceMonkey that dramatically speeds up programs written in JavaScript, Mozilla said Friday. JavaScript has been very broadly used to add pizzazz or flexibility to Web pages over the years, but in recent years, it's also become the plumbing for many rich Internet applications. However, because JavaScript has been hobbled by pokey performance, Web-based applications often struggled to work as responsively as "native" software running directly on PCs, and programmers writing Web applications have often turned to other options, such as Adobe Systems' Flash and Flex. Now Mozilla hopes to change the balance of power in JavaScript's favor. "TraceMonkey is a project to bring native code speed to JavaScript," said Mike Shaver, Mozilla's interim vice presiden

You
When i close my eyes i see you. When they are open you are gone. If there was a way i could have taken your place i would have in a minute. All the pain of losing you is killing me inside! Will i ever be alive again? I know you never did like it when i cried. I am trying my hardest not to but u know me i never listened very well to you. I cried when i heard the song you tried to teach me to dance to. I cried but they were happy tears of me remembering you. I will never forget you. One day i will see you again and until that day i will keep you locked away in my heart and mind.

Feeling
Well it is one of those days that I am feeling that I might be losing my best friend and she dont even know it. I know it hard but it is how I am feeling she may not see it but I do. I not sure what i want to do but I know I want to run and hide but I cannot. I want her to know I do love her as my sissy and always will. Well I have to go now but maybe she will write me back sometime.

La La A.k.a Lisa
ok yall well i aint getten into the whole situation but umm theres a chick out here that is running her mouth her name is lisa and she is out here scamming dudes she got a flat screen and over 100 bucks from another guy its crazy how she will scam you tell u this and that and make you beleave it im done with all the drama its gotta stop yall call urself adults and yet its all bad you say that i have werrents and all that shyt if i did thay would have booked me when i was at court last month i dont do drugs nor sell them im a new person and i think yall are acten like lil ass kids i guess what i am sayen is whens the games gonna stop i mean theres been times i could have got ugly and trust and beleave thats not a side yall wanna see i hide that side of me im a dorr n reynolds boy its great how people get angry when thay think ur stalken them and that thay call u all kinda names and get what ever dirt on you thay think thay can im me if ya wanna know somthing ask ill tell ya but to bri

I'll Make Love To You ~ Boyz Ii Men
Close your eyes, make a wish And blow out the candlelight For tonight is just your night We're gona celebrate, all thru the night Pour the wine, light the fire Girl your wish is my command I submit to your demands I'll do anything, girl you need only ask I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go 'Till you tell me to Girl relax, let's go slow I ain't got nowhere to go I'm just gonna concentrate on you Girl are you ready, it's [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/iL ] gonna be a long night Throw your clothes on the floor I'm gonna take my clothes off too I made plans to be with you Girl whatever you ask me, you know, I'll do I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go 'Till you tell me t

Djing Tonight On Provocative Radio!
Tonight will be fore the lovers in radio world tonight! Love night with a mix of country, rock, R&B and anything naughty and sensual to get them romances steaming! Just copy and paste into ur address bar :P Hope to see you there :D http://www.provocativeradio.com/_sgg/f10000.htm

Children's Logic
PLEASE RATE THIS FOR ME! THANKS! XOX THANKS MR. HORNY! XOX Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

I Am Responsible For My Rose
It was then that the fox appeared. "Good morning," said the fox. "Good morning," the little prince responded politely, although when he turned around he saw nothing. "I am right here," the voice said, "under the apple tree." " Who are you?" asked the little prince, and added, "You are very pretty to look at." "I am a fox," said the fox. "Come and play with me," proposed the little prince. "I am so unhappy." "I cannot play with you," the fox said. "I am not tamed." "Ah! Please excuse me," said the little prince. But, after some thought, he added: "What does that mean, 'tame'?" "You do not live here," said the fox. "What is it that you are looking for?" "I am looking for men," said the little prince. "What does that mean, 'tame'?" "Men," said the fox. "They have guns, and they hunt. It is very disturbing. They also raise chickens. These are their only interests. Are you looking for chickens?" "No," said the little prince. "I am looking for friends.

Try Anything Once, Twice If You Like It
Midnight Cinder is in an auction. If you buy her a VIP she is willing to give you ALL her 11's. That is right all 3000 11's for the month you VIP her. She is also offering a lot more just check out her auction below. The person with the most rates gets a bling pack and blast, so could you spare a rate? If you need anything rated she'll return the luv just leave a link on her profile or send in a message. Many thanks going to Perky for making this blog/bully so prettiful for me. :) Perky ♡ Mr.D Owner of the ☠Pіŧßułł МãҒiã☠@ fubar

Song Of The Day - 08/25/08 - (hed) P.e. - Raise Hell (explicitives O Rama Edition $@&!@#)
Raise Hell - Hed PE If you think it's too loud Bitch - get the fuck out If you wanna slow down Bitch - get the fuck out If your ass ain't with me Get the fuck out... We raise hell bitch We don't give a fuck All you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up I knock yo hed back I let that shit bang I make your heart jump Like you was on cocaine Stop actin like a bitch Why you acting like a bitch Let a bitch suck a dick And get the fuck in the pit If you think it's too loud... It's another homicide So let my shit play I chop your hed off Like my name was Ojay Stop actin like a bitch... I don't care about shit!!!

If Some One Loves A Flower....
On the fifth day, again, as always, it was thanks to the sheep, the secret of the little prince's life was revealed to me. Abruptly, without anything to lead up to it, and as if the question had been born of long and silent meditation on his problem, he demanded: "A sheep; if it eats little bushes, does it eat flowers, too?" "A sheep," I answered, "eats anything it finds in its reach." "Even flowers that have thorns?" "Yes, even flowers that have thorns." "Then the thorns, what use are they?" I did not know. At that moment I was very busy trying to unscrew a bolt that had got stuck in my engine. I was very much worried, for it was becoming clear to me that the breakdown of my plane was extremely serious. And I had so little drinking-water left that I had to fear for the worst. "The thorns, what use are they?" The little prince never let go of a question, once he had asked it. As for me, I was upset over that bolt. And I answered with the first thing that came in

Rate Pic Please
Ok let's make this quick and painless! I need everyone to rate this picture!! That's it, no comments, just a single rate! If it's telling you the photo is private, that's because you obviously live under a rock and don't have this next lovely lady on your friends list yet. So go ahead and rate fan and add her!!! She's an amazing friend and you'll be glad you did! That's all I ask from you! Now get to it!

The Little Prince Can Be Sad...
Oh, little prince! Bit by bit I came to understand the secrets of your sad little life... For a long time you had found your only entertainment in the quiet pleasure of looking at the sunset. I learned that new detail on the morning of the fourth day, when you said to me: "I am very fond of sunsets. Come, let us go look at a sunset now." "But we must wait," I said. "Wait? For what?" "For the sunset. We must wait until it is time." At first you seemed to be very much surprised. And then you laughed to yourself. You said to me: "I am always thinking that I am at home!" Just so. Everybody knows that when it is noon in the United States the sun is setting over France. If you could fly to France in one minute, you could go straight into the sunset, right from noon. Unfortunately, France is too far away for that. But on your tiny planet, my little prince, all you need do is move your chair a few steps. You can see the day end and the twilight falling whenever you like...

Inkeds Birthday Bully
Håþþ¥ ßïr†hÐå¥ ÌñkêÐÄñgêl We Love YOU!!! It’s a PARTY…come show some love Enjoy some laughs, awesome tunes, and great people We Got The Music You Don't Wanna Miss! So What Are You Waiting For? Tell em the cat sent ya..lol (click here to enter) (repost of original by '¤·.·• KAT •·.·¤ Co-Owner @ Hidden Pleasures ¤ Fu-Wife to JRZTodd ¤' on '2008-08-24 14:49:58') (repost of original by '~Dj Cone~(B) Dj Manager@Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-24 14:58:44') (repost of original by '¤·.·• KAT •·.·¤ Co-Owner @ Hidden Pleasures ¤ Fu-Wife to JRZTodd ¤' on '2008-08-24 15:25:22') (repost of original by 'Elektra DJ @ Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-24 15:27:25') (repost of original by '~Dj Cone~(B) Dj Manager@Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-24 15:29:22') (repost of original by '

Let's Party
I want to rock you with the tunes I play @ Jane's Hideaway. I love to play all kinds of tunes and listen to all kinds of music. If there is something you want to hear and I have it I will play it for you. If I don't have it I will go and get it to play for you. So come check out Jane's Hideaway were we always have DJ's SPINNING THE TUNES 24/7. ALSO: Work during the day???? Come check out Jane's Hideaway at night where anything can happen....:D DJ Sexy J will make you move and rock your body like no other.

Kitty An Dangers Wedding Bully
(repost of original by '¤·.·• KAT •·.·¤ Co-Owner @ Hidden Pleasures ¤ Fu-Wife to JRZTodd ¤' on '2008-08-23 16:47:48') (repost of original by 'luckylynk!! Manager & DJ @ ~Hidden Pleasures~' on '2008-08-24 12:32:13') (repost of original by '~Twï§TëÐ ÐrÅgØn hübbY ïn lïfë fü TØ ïnkëÐÅngël ~Enforcer& Co Owner of Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-24 12:33:22') (repost of original by 'babygirl PROMOTER @ HIDDEN PLEASURES' on '2008-08-24 13:05:04') (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ hïÐÐën plëÅ§ürë§~' on '2008-08-24 14:36:48')

How I Made The Acquaintance Of The Little Prince
So I lived my life alone, without anyone that I could really talk to, until I had an accident with my plane in the Desert of Sahara, six years ago. Something was broken in my engine. And as I had with me neither a mechanic nor any passengers, I set myself to attempt the difficult repairs all alone. It was a question of life or death for me: I had scarcely enough drinking water to last a week. The first night, then, I went to sleep on the sand, a thousand miles from any human habitation. I was more isolated than a shipwrecked sailor on a raft in the middle of the ocean. Thus you can imagine my amazement, at sunrise, when I was awakened by an odd little voice. It said: "If you please, draw me a sheep!" "What!" "Draw me a sheep!" I jumped to my feet, completely thunderstruck. I blinked my eyes hard. I looked carefully all around me. And I saw a most extraordinary small person, who stood there examining me with great seriousness. Here you may see the best potrait that, later

Lemme Check Under Your "skirt".
I find it HILARIOUS when dudes make fake "girl" accounts and try to get me to tell stories of my sexual escapades WITH OTHER GIRLS. Pfft. Gimme a break. It's sooo obvious. I can always tell too. It's time to start using a new formula, pervs. That or stick with your online porn. -REL

Elektra`s New Dj Bully
HÌÐÐÈñ þLÈÄ§ÚRÈ§ You might be shocked! Come hear her high voltage sound! She's Elektric! Dj Elektra! So What Are You Waiting For? (click here to enter) (repost of original by 'Elektra DJ @ Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-25 13:55:31')

New Hiring Promotors Bully
HIDDEN PLEASURES (Where the adults go to play) . . . NOW HIRING DEDICATED . . . Got people skills? Natural gift of gab? Enjoy meeting new people? What are you waiting for? Come on in and check us out We’re anxious to meet YOU! We Got The Music You Don't Wanna Miss! Awesome Dj’s Terrific Staff Absolute Drama Free enviroment So What Are You Waiting For? (click here to enter) (repost of original by '¤·.·• KAT •·.·¤ Co-Owner @ Hidden Pleasures ¤ Fu-Wife to JRZTodd ¤' on '2008-08-25 13:38:26') (repost of original by '~Twï§TëÐ ÐrÅgØn hübbY ïn lïfë fü TØ ïnkëÐÅngël ~Enforcer& Co Owner of Hidden Pleasures' on '2008-08-25 13:51:02') (repost of original by '

6 Reasons
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly. "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better . SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men' s balls " THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by

Pleading My Case
I'm not the man I know you deserve You could do better, or you could do worse The choice is yours...and yours alone Can you accept what you've been shown If you can't, I understand But if you do, then take my hand Let me love you till my last breath Until the day my heart forever rests

Monday Night Football
Be sure to watch Monday Night Football tonight. I am hoping that # 30, Justin Forsett will be playing again ... he played last week against the Bears and tore their defense apart. He ran for over 300 yards playing 3 different positions. He officially ran over 260 yards, because a 50 yard run was called back due to a penalty. He is a rookie from UC Berkely and is just a dynamo... he is only five foot eight inches ... watch him in the future. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 8 pm eastern time (5 pacific) on ESPN.

Come Own Me
I am adding more stuff. Right now I will Rate Pictures Rate Stash Daily drink Daily comment Top Friends You will own my name I am adding A SFW salute A NSFW Salute Will do all during HH to give more points. If I get a VIP will give 11's If I get a Bling Pack Will give blings.

Democratic Morality
I believe the democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it. In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking. What am I missing?

The Diary Within My Journal
I write about the truth, my reality, my life I share the inconsistencies and dissapointment in sight But underneath the letters, phrases, and pen strokes Live the secrets to the pain and happiness I invoke My heart is crying and my pen soothes its ambiguous beat But my soul creates a portrait that my words must masterpiece Underneath every line I pour out my disgust, love, and ambition I'm not solicitous with you, but my own apparition My pen cries the tears that create words of hope One day, inside myself, I'll learn to cope The reality is far from real, no problems exist with me I write down the pleasures, vexations, and scrutiny My journal, my paper, my pen, my words My tears, my feelings, my nouns, my verbs I can't scream, I can't argue, no point to curse I'm wishing for that voyage, for that journey I thirst "I must get away" reads my journal this day But in my diary there's no quest, it reads "stay" I'm a one man island, a shell with no turtle Do you under

Scary
mp3 blogs | Alice In Chains MP3s This was a very strange weekend for me! On Saturday morning, I woke up around 10AM with pain in my hands. When I finally looked at my hands, I noticed they were covered in blood - my blood! It was weird, because I had no idea what happened to do this....I still don't! As I tried to get up, I fell backwards back to a prone position. When I realized what I was feeling with being that disoriented and that several muscles were hurting, I knew I had just had a seizure. Now I'm asking how long did this one last and how many did I have over the course of the night? As I got out of bed, I noticed blood on the door and the walls around the door. As I was going down the stairs, I saw more on the bannister and on the walls. What the hell did I do? I cleaned and covered my hands and talked to my mom about it. She was asking me questions and tried to see if I would remember anything, but to no avail. Even now, a few days later, I still kn

Again Not Again Lol
My girl ♡¥.U.M.z™♡ is in a Auction!!! So go bid on this little Sweet Heart!! She is one Great Friend! She is always there no matter what I need.... and I want to share her with all of you!!! Click the picture below and place your bids now!!!

Hard 2 Handle Is In An Auction!
Short and to the point... I am up for auction! Auction starts Sunday, August 24th @ 7pm EST & runs through Saturday August 30th @ 11pm EST Check out the pic below to see what I am offering. (To get to the auction, just click through the picture below.) Minimum bid is 50,000 fubucks.Even if you don't want to bid on me, PLEASE stop by and rate the pic. Th

Alert!
if someone by the name of Mark Genesis Gallardo (rugbylegend) wants to add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it, too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all. Copy and paste

Goodbye
Can you dry the tears I cry & capture the horrors i dream each night ? Save me from my morbid hell ; free me from my fucking shell ? Each day I wake, is this life ? I close my eyes & roll the dice Wanting the end to come right now Please God take me... someway, somehow ! Silence the screams inside my head that drive me insane at night in bed. My mind just races & will not stop with thoughts from the heart I should've forgot. I wish it would all just go away ; free my soul, but it just stays. Lingering there & hauting me, laughing ever so quietly But I hear the laughter loud & clear torturing me with all my fears. Visions of happiness I once knew How this all started comes back to you You keep me under your control, where you keep me from becoming whole Wanting death and NOTHING more Goodbye my heart, my amore

Trust Is Priceless
"Trust is like a rare priceless crystal vase.....if it is broken....you might be able to put the pieces back in place....but...it will never be as strong as it was before it was broken.....or it can even be shattered so much that one may never find all the pieces to place it back as one...."

Bad Lieutenant
Man, three days left or whatever. I guess I should start wrapping things up and stop shooting my mouth off. And I will do just that. But not today. What? It’s me. How could I possibly resist telling a story? Anyway, on to my tale. (That’s what SHE said!) My elite cadre and I were enjoying a tasty treat of a movie called Bad Lieutenant yesterday and there was unfortunately one particular gentleman not apart of said cadre who decided to be present at the time. Ke-rist. It's people like this disgusting piece of shit that have names like "Cookie", are 100 billion tons over weight, shave their legs and wear girdles that are the worst kind of Glen Burnie trash: the kind that are too stupid to live and federal law makes illegal to kill. He was one of those “outburst” type people. He had absolutely no filter, and when something shocking would appear, he’d yell “Oh shit!” or “That’s gross”. I also learned that, “[Harvey Keitel] isn’t a very good detective.” and that guy is “stupid, yo

Insulting Me
One.. Two.. Three; in & out-- come on darling, it's natural, you've done it all your life: Just breathe. The incandescent lights hang above my head shallowly bantering me with their existence, without them I'd see no face in the mirror, no body that I could mock or poke fun at, I think things would be better that way; Inhale-Exhale- put that down. I'm my biggest bully and the voice in my head bitches at me constantly- "Don't eat that." "You know it wouldn't hurt you to exercise." "Look at those stretch marks, you could have been beautiful." & I don't have the courage to scream back "I AM BEAUTIFUL" because even in my mind I can't speak what I don't feel is true. One more putdown. One more tear. One more night throwing insults at the mirror.

Pain Inside
Don't look in my eyes If you don't want to see pain Don't look for the sun Where there's only rain. Don't look into my heart For nothing is there Don't look inside me My soul is bare. I feel dead inside My love's not enough To keep the life we're living From being so rough. Sometimes I wish I could sleep And never awake Maybe it'd be better For everyones sake. No more sorrow No reasons to hide No more crying Or hurting inside. Just happiness and joy Peace and love Standing with our God In heaven above.

Stupid
DO you think your wasting your time on the person you like? I hope not. That would really suck ass Ever been kissed under fireworks? yeppers What was the last thing someone gave you? a drink When is your birthday? July 26th Was yesterday better than today? everyday is a great day Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed? a friends couch Most memorable thing that's happened to you this summer? everything. I've had a blast this summer Who's the last person that told you they loved you? kev Do you like reading? sure do Have you ever made fun of someone? all the fucking time What do you hope to get for your birthday? a trip to the playboy mansion What do you hope to get for Christmas? who cares it’s forever away Who is one girl you trust most? jojo Who were you with last night? Kevin, Timmy, davor,and we saw wilson When were you the saddest in your whole life? fuck being a sad panda. be

2008 Awards
best romance~ as in 2007 this one goes to kevin. he's the most amazing guy ever. Best new friends of 2008 huh? you know what i don't know maybe Eng. I haven't went out of my way to make any. Kate. maybe Parnter in crime~ Eddie~ as usual most faithful friend~ katie and jojo friend off the internet~ hmm.... who knows. i havent really been on alot this year and havent really talked to anyone lately but i love to make them... best comment and pic award~ Krunky~ yeah fuck you bitch we arnt all models Most wild friend~ the guys. Davor, Joe ,Timmy and kevin it's always a hell of a night. Thanks ya'll hope that everyone is having a GREAT 2008 and lots of LOVE!

Irritated And Worried
I am extremely worried about my friend, she showed interest in a guy, became good friends, and he seems to have turned into this stalker strange man! Things are getting really weird, he researched her, using his career "illegally" which can get him into trouble, and going around talking to her friends about her and asking them questions. He was really nice, i thought they had alot in common but things just started getting to the point that she was starting to worry and i don't blame her. I think she should just relax and let it disappear. She is worried for her safety now and that of her sons which is really sad to say but this guy hasn't understood anything she has asked of him and kept pushing the point and not listening yet he wonders what went wrong! I hope everyting turns out ok and he just stops trying to stir things up and just leave her alone! she does not want to have to worry but for some reason he makes her cry! * Girl i love you and always got your back, i truley hope a

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c

Starting A New Yahoo Group
I just started a new yahoo group for those who may be living in the Pacific Northwest and enjoy going to strip clubs. If you meet the qualifications check it out here. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pnw_strippers/

Help Da Cat! - Lounge Owner Contest - Is Now Over
This contest is now over and although we took second place some amazing things happened. New friends and a new bombing crew Zodiac Bombers were born. Thank You everyone who helped. Even though we did not win I am still giving away a VIP, soon as I get everyone's names I will be holding a drawing and I will announce who the lucky Fu is. Once again Thank You ALL!!!! LuAngel & The Blue Cat Club are in a Contest! Most Rates & Comments. The prize package includes a 1 month VIP. I am going to give away the VIP in a drawing consisting of all who helped bomb & rate! So get in there and help the Blue Cat & Yourself :D Send me a private message letting me know you helped. Thank You! Just click the above pic to go to the contest page, You must F/R/A the hostess. Click the pic below to go to the Blue Cat Club

True Friendship
If You Only Knew How Special you are to me Someone who loves life, his family, friends and is Happy as can be If you only knew how much the our time means to me Someone to talk to that just understands Kimmie. If you only knew how much your comments make me smile :) Someone who listens, supports and is there for just me for awhile If you only knew How much I love my Friend He is Someone that does not judge me for whom I am... True Friendship.... Love you my friend Kimmie

Morning Coffee
Morning Coffee like a special wake up call, Something I look forward to every morning! I did not know how much i needed my morning coffee to get me through each day. With it I am Happy full of life and know what a great day I am going to have. Warm and full of love is how it makes me feel. Without my morning coffee sad... Thats why I love my morning coffee. Kimmie

Pil- Rise
I could be wrong. I could be right. I could be wrong. I could be wrong, I could be right, I could be black, I could be white, I could be right, I could be wrong, I could be white, I could be black. Your time has come, your second skin. You climb so high and gain so low. Walk through the valley. The written word is a lie. May the road rise with you. (4x) I could be wrong. I could be right. I could be wrong. I could be right. I could be wrong, I could be right, I could be black, I could be white, I could be right, I could be wrong, I could be black, I could be white. They put a hotwire to my head 'cuz of the things I did and said. They made these feelings go away, but those feelings get in every way. May the road rise with you. (4x) Anger is an energy. (4x) May the road rise with you. (4x) Anger is an energy. (4x)

Maybe..
Just something that has meaning to me.. Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one, which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. Maybe it is true that we do not know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return,just wait for it to grow in their heart,but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to li

I Wish You Enough....
I received this in an e-mail some time ago, and just saw it again on a friend's profile page. I may have blogged and/or stashed this before, but even if you have already read it, please take the time to read it again... I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I

Headaches
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...’’ He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?” “Yes! Exactly! How did you know?” “Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”. Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked. “Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I

Song Of The Day - 08/25/08 - Ludacris - Ho (val's A Ho Edition)
Ho - Ludacris (Chorus) Ho (Ho) You'z a Ho, (Ho) You'z a Ho, I said that you'z a Ho (Ho) You'z a Ho, (Ho) You'z a Ho, (Ho) You'z a Ho, I said that you'z a Ho (Ho) You doing Ho activities With ho tendencies Hos are your friends, Hos are your enemies With ho energy to do what you do Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw Y'all professional like DJ Clue, pulling on my coat tail And why you think you take a Ho to a Ho-tel? Ho-tell everybody, even the mayor Reach up in the sky for the Ho-zone layer Now c'mon playa once a ho always And hos neva close, they open like hallways So here's the whole cake for your whole ho crew And everybody wants some, cuz hos gotta eat too Chorus can't turn a ho into a house wife Hos don't act right There's Ho's on a mission and there's hos on a crack pipe Hey ho, how you doin'? Where you been? Probably doing ho stuff cuz there you ho again It's a ho wide world, that we livin' in Feline feminine fantastical women Not all, j

Life
life is what you make it,you can be depressed,or rich,or poor,no matter who you are there is alay some one worse off then you.the time has come to realy look at my life i do not know what will happen in the furture but i do know how i want it to be.i dont want to be alone for the rest of my life but i cant seem to find someone.so i guess i will be alone case life does not always go the way we planed.no one can change who i am nor will they.i can only offer my heart.

The Tiny Frogs
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.... The race began.... Honestly: No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as: 'Oh, WAY too difficult!!' 'They will NEVER make it to the top.' or: 'Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!' The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one.... Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.. The crowd continued to yell, 'It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!' More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher.... This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big

One More Time For The Cause!
DevilGirl and Persia are trying for the spotlight. Bling them, send fu bucks, any little bit will help. Do Not send them to me, send them to DevilGirl and Persia,transfer fees are steep. DevilGirl & Persia@ fubar I would love to see these two get the spotlight.Show them lots of love. ~FAT SONNY~ (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-08-21 12:56:29') (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper~ Owned by Stitch and Cherry Princess' on '2008-08-21 13:03:12') (repost of original by 'President Lincoln©~Owner of Vigilante®™©~Sonnys Uncle~no salute=no add' on '2008-08-21 14:09:26') (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper~ Owned by Stitch and Cherry Princess' on '2008-08-22 22:29:53') (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-08-22 22:48:15') (repost of original by '*~Alice in Wonderland~* PWND by Donna, ☠piercedmama☠ & DarkLilAngel' on '2008-08-22 23:48:33') (repost of original by 'Per§ia, ETid, BTf, Fu

Manly Adventures In The Culinary Field
I know, food is shared by all. But some foods, you have to be a little bit braver than the average Joe to try. Unless you live where the food is common, then you need to suspend belief for this blog to work. What brought me to this is tripe taco's. They had a different name for it, but that's what it comes down to. We ate with friends over the weekend, and they had them on the menu, and I just had to try. I also tried tongue taco's. The tongue taco's were awesome. I had tongue, steak, and tripe, and the tongue was my favorite. Very savory, tender, and quite delicious. We had them mexican style, with corn shells, onion and cilantro. The tripe was okay. It had a smoky flavor to it, and not unpleasant in any way. My biggest hang up with it, other than the thought that it was intestine, was the consistancy of it. Very soft, and it didn't have the fiberous feel of the steak, or tongue, which is understandable. I wouldn't want a steady diet of it, but I would have it aga

Captivation
Deep in my heart I know there is a time, For the two of us to share what I have only been able to dream In my mind Of a love so warm and so natural Like the white lacy fingers of the waves sifting through the sand, Their ruby rings glinting in the morning sunlight I want to dance around feel the wind rush through me The pain of it all to sting my legs, So that I know that it is real I want to feel the tinge of you’re eyes As their’ wondering gaze catches my breath Deep oceans of colors with a pool of depth So I feel giddy for only a second, and then to be brought back to earth Back on the spinning top of connections I am held for all eternity You captivate me in this mystical dance When I see you out there it’s like nothing else matters You’re soul filters through mine in a powerful trance It’s entwining slicing in half, painting rainbows of hope upon An open chest and I feel no pain I know that I have not lost you, this is just the beginning

Fool
I've been a fool for love, bent over backwards for love. What did I find? I was blind for love, almost lost my mind for love and what did I see? Only a need to be free from love and somehow to flee from love and all it's done to me. I've been a fool for love. I've cried for love. All I've ever tried was for love and what did I find? I was so weak for love, so blind for love. one too many times been stupid for love and what did I see? Still a deep need to be loved.

A Want
sometimes i feel i just want to be wanted like i thirst for the attention but i don't even know why then other times i don't want to be bothered it's not that i'm depressive i think i'm a lot of fun i just have changes of mood lately things aren't satisfying food is good, but there's nothing i crave sex is decent, but it's only with myself i'm not unhappy, but i don't feel joyous either and i sit and think about what really makes me smile usually the insignificant things a surprise phone call a piece of candy someone gives me a good story told by a total stranger and what do these things reveal i like to be thought of i want to be wanted

A Keeper! (ty To Tomg707 For Allowing Me To Copy And Share With My Friends!)
A Keeper Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, work shirt and a hat; and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things: a curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, re-heating leftovers, renewing; I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more. But when my mother died, and I was standing in that clear morning light in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return. So... While we have it, it's best we love it... And care for it... And fix it when it's broken... And heal it when

A Promise To Myself
I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for less than I deserve.

Another One??? Damn Girl Aren't You Tired?
I'm getting in another auction, it starts in 4 days, on August 29. Wanted to let everyone know ahead of time. The auction will last for 4 days, so will end on Sept 2nd (he may extend that, but idk). I know a few of my friends are interested, because of the mumm I wrote, so save your fubux, (or cash, hehe ;) :p) and bid on me.

A Few Reasons Why I Love You
The way you give me a kiss first thing every morning. The way you look at me with those deep brown eyes yearning. The way anytime you have a problem its Mommy who is superman. The I can always count on you to be my little man. The things you've taught me about life at age two. The things you've said without knowing what to do. Throughout time the reasons will grow into memories and the list will grow too. Remember, these are only a FEW of the reasons I love you.

You Have Touched My Heart
Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. Just like the rose I have seen our friendship grow. I cant ask for more. I see your smile in every cloud, I hear your voice every where i go. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. Even though we are miles apart, in my heart you will always be. Our friendship means alot to me. You have always been there to see me through. Through the laughter and the tears, you have chased away all my fears. Good times and bad times, it seems you are never far behind. You have wipe the tears from my eyes, hope you never say goodbye. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. with every smile with every hug you throw my way, I know everything will be okay. You have touched my heart in so many ways. I hope you never go away. You brighten my days. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart, we will never be that far apart. I hope that I to have touc

Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

You Both Just Have To Want It Bad Enough
WOW THIS IS SO DEEP..THIS FITS SO MUCH ON SO MANY LEVELS... WORST NIGHTMARE THIS SUMMER.. JUST WOW.. IF TWO PEOPLE WANT IT BAD ENOUGH I BELIEVE YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH ANYTHING.. BOTH PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO WANT IT. It's not over, it's not over, it's never over Unless you let it take you It's not over, it's not over, it's not over Unless you let it break you It's not over My tears run down like razorblades And no, I'm not the one to blame It's you ' or is it me? And all the words we never say Come out and now we're all ashamed And there's no sense in playing games When you've done all you can do But now it's over, it's over, why is it over? We had the chance to make it Now it's over, it's over, it can't be over I wish that I could take it back But it's over I lose myself in all these fights I lose my sense of wrong and right I cry, I cry It's shaking from the pain that's in my head I just wanna crawl into my bed And throw away the life I led

Legalization Of Weed.
There are so many pros & cons to this subject. I myself think it should be made legal. It is no worse then alcohol or prescription drugs. Ive been to amsterdam and it was awesome, The people were great, crime was like non existant and there percentage of drug addicts to ours wasnt even close. When you make a substance illegal it just adds to the excitement of getting it and using it, So I know the medical info also and weed does help many. I say legalize it and see how things go. They can always reverse it.

Xavier Rudd- Let Me Be
oh,uhuh,uh,uh Let me be now oh oh let me be cause I want to be free now ow ow free to see the world I want to walk away ow ow let me feel my feet Let me be free Time and time and time we see These acts against humanity Each for each and each will bleed And shed blood for what they each believe On and on and on we go Some will you see and some won't be True to you and truth will lead You to a sense of o now..peace Let me be now oh oh let me be cause I want to be free now ow ow free to see the world I want to walk away ow ow let me feel my feet Let me be free Time and time and time we see These acts against humanity Each for each and each will bleed And shed blood for what they each believe On and on and on we go Some will you see and some won't be True to you and truth will lead You to a sense of o now... peace Let me be now oh oh let me be cause I want to be free now ow ow free to see the world I want to walk away ow ow let me feel my feet Let me be

Salmon Salad Sammiches!
I made this for my office hubby this weekend. It's really cheap and easy to make, plus it's a yummy variation on your run of the mill tuna salad sammich. 3 packets of Chicken of the Sea salmon (you could also use about 2 cups canned, but canned salmon is gross) 2 tbs mayo 2 scallions, chopped salt 1 1/2 tsp. dried tarragon zest of one lemon 1 tsp dijon (I used a spicy Russian mustard for extra kick, cause I'm a rebel) 8 slices bread (I used garlic foccacia) Salad greens Mix together the mayo, lemon zest, tarragon, and mustard. Then mix that with the scallions, salmon, and salt. Put on bread. Slap on some salad greens. Put on second slice. Eat!

Playing Daddy's Girl
I stand there, looking at the mirror, I realize just how nervous I am to meet you. I retouch my makeup and lipstick one last time. I stare at my body, like it wasn’t mine, almost not recognizing the woman in front of me. Her long dark hair, pulled up in the front but flowing down her back, leads to a loose deep red V-neck silk blouse that flows over her chest and down her stomach. The top of her breasts were clearly visible, her hard nipples pulling the material of her shirt. The blouse falls lightly over a black leather skirt that ends quite a few inches above her knees. As I stare at my clone in the mirror, I can see the tips of the black stockings at the edge of the skirt and my eyes travel downward to a pair of 3 inch high heels. I look at her face, the lipstick matching the shirt, the eyes showing the inside of my soul saying how much I want to go through with this. It’s hard to imagine a thirty two year old woman trying to look like a twenty two year old, but I made the transform

Daddys New Toy
I stepped off the plane, treading carefully down the metal ramp in my five inch black pumps, and starting searching through the crowd of people. Somewhere in that ocean of faces He stood waiting for me. I tugged at the hem of my black nylon dress, a little self conscious in its short length , knowing I was bare bottomed underneath it. I scanned the airport waiting room. There were men of all shapes and sizes: tall handsome men, short balding ones, some that looked like fashion models straight from Paris. No big surprise; after all,this was Los Angeles California, the city of beautiful people. But I didn't see Him. The man I had traveled hours for, the man I had waited my entire life for. I was reaching into my bag for my cell phone when I felt a hand fly up between my legs from behind. A voice whispered through my hair: "Don't move lil'slutgirl, Daddy wants to inspect you." I felt His body press flat against my back as his fingers probed deeper inside me. Hundreds of people mi

Ebony's Tattoo
Ebony looked in the mirror that morning admiring her choclet skin trying to find the perfect spot for her Daddy's mark. Of course it was his decision where it went. But she enjoyed wondering where it would go. She admired the symbol and name she already wore that bore the name he gave her. His voice quickly brought her back to reality and into the tattoo parlor where they now sat. Ebony stood and walked behind her Daddy and into the backroom. She nervously looked around as her Daddy explained to the tattoo artist what his baby would be getting and where. Her Daddy told the man he wanted two tattoos so they would need a second artist. He said they could both be done at the same time. Her Daddy gave the man a paper that spelled out specifically want he wanted both tattoos to say and where he wanted each placed. The man couldn't help but think this must be some kind of joke. Surely this tall dark man did not want these words tattooed where he said he did. Ebony couldn't help but notice

Why Are You Married?
WHY ARE YOU MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was un

Daddy's Princess
At the age of eighteen You had took me in when i had no where else to go, You was like the dad i had never had. Over the past six years id drifted from place to place and when the job at the local store working at night came available i didn't think id get it but tried and to my surprise i did get it. Working the late shift was when we met, You came in for some groceries and we got chatting. You came in regularly from then on and i did not hesitate to say yes when You offered to take me out for a coffee. From the beginning i told You everything, my age and my upbringing, You were so easy to talk to and You asked where i lived. Blushing and lowering my eyes i told You of the room i had in a house that was full of drunks and junkies. You offered me the spare room in Your house rent free but i would be more like Your house keeper than a lodger and i had to promise to enrol back in school. You let me have time to think it over and although i wanted to jump at the offer straight away i l

The Good Girl
The text message on her phone simply says, "you will submit to your Daddy tonight." When Amy gets that text she knows what I expect. She knows when I will be arriving and she knows what she must do. Its not a long laundry list of things. I have my standards and she knows that they must be met. I am flexible to be sure. Amy knows that when she submits that she must be cleanly shaven. I have no use for cute pussy hair trimmings, she knows exactly what she is to wear. Though like I said before she has some flexibility. If she chooses to wear the football jersey she must have wear thong panties and have the vibrating egg already in her shaved pussy. Its kept on a low speed just enough to stimulate but nowhere close to getting her off. If she chooses to wear the nightie, she doesn't have to have the egg in but she must not wear any panties. In either case she has a butt plug firmly nestled in her ass. She knows as soon as she gets the text message that she needs to put it in. She doe

A Sub's Morning
I awoke on my knees with my arms painfully tied above me. I tried to move my legs and realized they were stretched between a pair of bars. I couldn't stand with my knees strapped together. I sighed trying to stretch at least parts of my body, it was unfortunately not working. I leaned forward stretching my back, pushing my nipples out forward, that's when I heard him, his heavy footsteps on the floorboards. Dear goddess, what have I done this time? The door opened and I saw a bit of light flood the room. I looked around trying to assess where he had me in the house. The door shut behind him and once again the room was dark. I looked up at him as he stood in front of me. "You're pouting little one." I hadn't realized I was "Yes, Daddy." I looked at the floor. "You know better don't you?" his voice was calm. "Y..yes Daddy," I stammered over the words this time. The room was too dark I wasn't prepared for it, I felt the back of his hand sharply across my cheek. Tears c

Daddy's Babydoll
The air was cool, as she slipped her dress from her slender shoulders. She looked towards the window and walked over, carefully shutting it then drawing the curtains. There was no need for her neighbors to see her private life, even though they barely know her and she barely knows them. She had recently moved into the area two months ago after leaving the security of her parent's home in order to accept her "dream job" in the neighboring state. She walks towards the closet and retrieves the latex corset, latex stockings, and stiletto heels. As previously instructed, she dons the submissive clothes that He had picked out for her just two days ago. She attaches the golden nipple clamps which are connected to one another with a chain to her already stiffened and engorged nipples. With a sharp hiss of air being rapidly drawn between tightly clenched teeth, she can feel the highly erotic stinging sensations growing increasingly present in her throbbing nipples. She briefly admires hersel

Ebony's G-spot
The G spot was the hottest strip club in town. Going to the strip club was usually her Daddy's idea. But being the submissive she was Ebony loved watching the women in the strip club perform. The fantasies they gave her were never ending. Her Daddy knew that about her and loved her reaction every time they went. He especially loved watching his little one in the VIP rooms getting lap dances and the other perks that came with it. He knew she enjoyed the club sometimes more than he did. It was her Daddy's birthday and her question of what he wanted the most was met with a quick answer, a trip to the G spot. This was their favorite strip club but she wasn't sure how this could be anything special for his birthday. Even though Ebony wasn't sure, she could never deny her Daddy anything. She got dressed for the club making sure everything including her outfit was awesome. Ebony loved dressing for her Daddy because he always reminded her how beautiful she was in and out of clothing. Tonig

A Day To Remember
Kittyn awoke knowing it was the day. She had visualized this day many times, never really believing it would actually happen. Daddy had taken her fantasy and turned it into reality. She had been put to bed early last night with instructions to sleep late, but not too late. She stretched and got herself out of bed. She decided to take a long, hot shower to loosen up her muscles and allow herself to be perfectly groomed. Daddy had taken her to a spa yesterday, getting her a full Brazilian wax, as well as getting her legs waxed. She loved the silky feeling of her now smooth skin. Daddy had also said that if she was a good girl today, he'd take her back tomorrow for a full spa day. She stepped into the hot spray, lathering up her favorite vanilla body washing and cleansing her skin. She washed her long red hair, and treated herself to a deep conditioning treatment. She rinsed her hair and stood for a few moments under the hot spray, letting her muscles relax. She stepped out of the sho

Mischievous Grins
Little boys come in all shapes and sizes, Shy and adventurous, full of surprises, With misshapen halos and mischievous grins, Small dirty faces, and sweet, sticky chins. They'll keep you so busy, and yet all the while Nothing can brighten the world like their smile. And no greater treasure has brought homes more joy Than a curious, active, and lovable boy!

The Cabin
It seemed like she had been driving all day, the afternoon sun's rays long since softened into evening. Hours and hours it had felt like, listening to the quiet hum of her tires against the pavement. Nervously she licked her lips as she glanced down at the single sheet of white paper resting against the center console. One single line of text sat in the exact center. "Meet me in the mountains. You know the place." She did know the place. It was her family's old hunting cabin in the Blue Ridge Mountains. It had been empty for a long time, of people anyway. The old metal bunks still stood, the haphazard and mismatched living room set still sat arranged as it had been years ago, the strong wooden beams still held the roof sturdy after all this time. It was a picturesque little cabin, made for generations of hunters, but it was sparse on the inside, giving just enough comfort for a night before heading out into the snow at dawn. The fireplace in the common area was enormous, its mas

Let It Rain
I WISH IT WOULD RAIN The Temptations Sunshine, blue skies, please go away My girl has found another and gone away With her with my future, my life is filled with gloom So day after day, I stay locked up in my room I know to you it might sound strange > But I wish it would rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) 'Cause so badly I wanna go outside (such a lovely day) But everyone knows that a man ain't supposed to cry I gotta cry 'cause cryin' is such a pain, oh yeah People, this hurt I feel inside words can never explain I just wish it would rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) Rain, rain, rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) Day in, day out, my tear-stained face is pressed against the window pane I search the skies desperately for rain 'Cause raindrops will hide my teardrops And no one will ever know That I'm cryin', cryin' when I go outside To the world outside, my tears I refuse to explain Oh, I wish it would rain (Oh ho

Captive Ch. 01
I awoke to the sound of a metal door closing. i was rather startled because it wasn't a sound that i was expecting. i stretched my hand and my arm hit a metal bar. i stretched my leg and it also hit a metal bar. i jumped quickly to my feet and soon realized that was a mistake to do. i sat myself back down on the ground and let my head rest upon my knee. i rubbed the back of my head and felt a small bump there. i looked around my surroundings and quickly found that i was in a cage no bigger than the root cellar. i cleared my throat and let out a meow. i could only think that perhaps i had done something to displease Master and his servants had gotten a tad rough in putting me in this cage. It wasn't the first time that Master had me caged upon a whim of His. my meow was soon answered by some scuffling feet behind the metal door. i turned toward the door way when it opened. A Man appeared that i was not familiar with. This did not bode well with me. Who was this Man and what was

Hallway Fantasy
You call me on your way home and in a stern tone, no idle chit chat, no laughter, no smile in your voice, you tell me to have your drink, your smoke, and the leash ready for you. You demand casually that I be in the black fishnets with the red lace tops and the 7" black stilettos, nothing else. I assure you I will be ready and you hang up with an almost growled "I love you, my slut." My heart races a million beats per second at your peculiar mood, and I run around the kitchen to the bedroom to get everything ready. I pull my hair up into a high ponytail and slick on a heavy layer of liquid black eyeliner with one hand and a shiny pout of blood red lipstick that won't even come off if you pour turpentine on it. I know you'll be irked at the thought of tasting the lipstick, but will delight in seeing my painted lips sliding up and down your cock, so I chance it anyway. I hear your heavy footsteps follow a car door slamming and haul ass to the foyer, pulling the leather handle of

Fubar's Bible
With all the religious overtones here on Fubar, 'Baby Jesus' 'The Fubar Bible' and since I've as of a couple weeks ago, had my comment privileges taken away,(not sure why since fubar won't tell me)I'm starting to feel like Mary Magdalene. But did Jesus judge her her sins? Nooooooooo. So Baby Jesus,I think you're misusing your power. Well as some know, since you banned me from commenting,I have been having alot of fun with it. Finding,(ahem) new and different ways of communicating. lol Where there's a will,there's greedy relatives...uh.. no... there's a way. lol So Fubar, reinstate me or not, my friends here know I wish them great days and wonderful nights. Luv 2 my Fu friends, gina :) imikimi - Customize Your World

A Slave Is Awakened
Lynn slid along on the dance floor in the arms of the strange young cowboy. At 26 she was a hottie. Hottie was the only word available to describe her. Red hair, green eyes, 5'4", 105#. She only had little A-cup titties, but their smaller size made them extremely sensitive. Her ass and legs were to die for. She would dance and flirt with this cowboy and maybe one or two others then they would join us at a local motel and fuck her for hours. We wouldn't go home until the next morning. This was regular and frequent activities for Lynn and me and the select few she managed to seduce at the cowboy bars we frequented. 'Managing to seduce' these young cowboys was never an issue, because besides being a hottie and easy on the eyes, Lynn also had a great personality. Tonight she wore an extremely short denim skirt. She wore no panties under the skirt and as she danced, occasionally you got a good look at her ass cheeks peeking out from under the short hem. She was such a tomboy, sh

Lori's Story
Lori Steele was a few months shy of her nineteenth birthday when she first discovered what would become her lifelong lifestyle. The summer after graduation she went on a trip with her best friend. Her friend's father who was one of Lori's parents' oldest friends accompanied the young women. It was a month long car trip through the western United States. Though she wasn't a virgin Lori had led a fairly innocent life. Her parents were prudish about sexual things and preached abstinence on the few occasions when sex was mentioned in the house. Her parents views on modesty meant she had never even seen her mother less than fully dressed and she had little concept of male anatomy. She didn't even see the one guy she had had intercourse with naked. She lost her virginity on the night of senior prom. Being unaccustomed to drinking the wine she shared with her date made her very woozy. To make matters worse her date got drunk and began acting very aggressive. She enjoyed the kissing an

Playing For Keeps
So Mur Lafferty's awesometastic novel Playing for Keeps officially got released today. Everyone should go go buy it right now, or else God will hate you and kittens will die. For those who'd like to know more, Playing for Keeps is a really fun twist on superhero stories. The superheroes of Seventh City are, well, jerks, and the villains aren't much better. Add to the mix a whole bunch of people who all have their own cool (but kinda useless for fighting crime) superpowers, like the ability to summon an elevator at will or change the color of paint on the walls, and you get a really interesting and fun story. Anyway, I highly recommend the novel, and Mur Lafferty is also a certified geek goddess. Go buy it! Buy it now! All the cool kids are doing it! Buy one for a friend!

Jennifer - A Dom/sub Love Story Ch. 02
It was the Tuesday following Jennifer's first visit to see him. She was up early and in the shower, still trying to shake off the sleep before heading out to work. Soaping herself slowly, her mind was drifting over Saturdays' events again. Her thoughts of the experience were still fresh in her head. The way he manhandled her, tossing her on the footrest, her struggles seemed useless; spanking her smooth white cheeks so harshly, then violating her asshole with reckless abandon; then forcing his cock so deep into her throat, making her gag and almost suffocate; tying her up and leaving her helpless against her wishes. There were at least several counts of sexual assault and aggravated assault to be found should she decide to press charges. Yet somehow time and distance from the brutal assault and suffering have combined to romanticize the memories in Jennifer's mind. She had not yet realized that as these memories replayed in her mind, her hands were caressing the very points of injur

Jennifer - A Dom/sub Love Story
Finally, after months of searching, there it was! The ad Jennifer had been searching for finally showed up on Craigslist! She just knew this was the right one for her, she could feel it! Housekeeper with Benefits Wanted: Rubenesque, petite brunette wanted to perform chores around home. You must be submissive and obedient, willing to take instructions without question and willing to accept punishment if you do not perform up to par. I will teach you what I require and you will learn as you go. I am waiting for you to contact me for more information. I expect you to respond promptly. Jennifer was typing a response email almost as soon as she had finished reading the listing. It was so exciting to find the right ad; she couldn't wait for the response. I believe I am the maid that can provide you with all the services you require. My housekeeping skills are impeccable and I am willing to provide additional services that you may so desire. I am new to this, but am a quick study an

Something New
I had just started seeing this guy about 4 weeks ago and we've been getting along great. We've already hit the sheets at my place several times. We're also great together sexually. Tonight I'm going to his place for the first time and we'll have several hours to spend alone before I have to get back home. He picked me up right on time and drove straight to his place. I can't wait, this is the first time neither of us will have to hold back because my kids might hear. He unlocks his apartment door and we settle on the couch. We start kissing softly, just holding each other. As our tongues dance in each others mouths our hands carress each others backs. When our kissing becomes more intense he pulls back, looks into my eyes and asks if I want to try something new. I'm a little worried about what he has in mind. When he noticed I was hesitating to answer, he asked if I trusted him and he promised he would do nothing to hurt me. I was hoping I wouldn't regret it but I said ok. He got up

Trust Refracted
My lust ripples under your sweet caress. Distrust refracted from sensual slopes. I yield to you as you gently undress a victim of historic waves of hopes. Washed in a flow of femininity in your hands as you quell my thirst for sex, you remind me of lost vitality. Walls fail. True intimacy deemed complex. Your force alien to my perception, having been slashed by weapons of manhood. Your loving ways receive wet reception. Sex is combined ecstasy as it should. Foaming joy and frothing lust destroy drought. Regressed when love’s denied and you walk out.

Trust
Main Entry: trust Function: verb intransitive senses 1 a : to commit or place in one's care or keeping : ENTRUST b : to do something without fear I close my eyes to you, trying to feel what is just a gentle touch. The pass of your hand over my body. I tremble with mixed emotions. I want this, I want you but something in me is screaming, protesting. I tighten my eyes and shift my body a little. Your hands caress my breasts as you moan in pleasure. I grip on to your shoulders tightly trying to fight the recoil under my skin. Part of me loves the caress, the rest of me is slowly stepping back. The rest of me is stepping back from the sensation. Slowly revulsed by the sensation. I'm so confused. How can I want and hate your touch at once? Why can't I heal? I feel two different things, As my eyes open to see you, and close to see someone else. Opening my eyes again, I keep my eyes on you. The way your moving within me gently, not hurting me Yet I can't seem to

Trust
Growling, your voice in my ear says Do you want me Yes, I want you Do you fear me Yes, I fear you Do you trust me No, I do not fingers stroking my lips Trust me, you urge No fingers stroking my neck Trust me, you urge No fingers stroking my breast Trust me, you urge No Hands move to pleasure me my nipplies hardening I rock and sigh and sway lost in sensation lost in trepidation lost in capitulation Silence, your breath fanning my cheek Ask me to kiss you Yes, please kiss me Ask me to take you Yes, please take me Ask me to trust you No, I will not fingers stroking my thigh You are mine Yes, for this moment fingers stroking my clit I own you Yes, as I own you fingers stroking inside me You trust me No, I do not Hands thrust me forward my opening penetrated I rock and sigh and sway lost in sensation lost in trepidation lost in capitulation fingers bruising my hips

Trusts
A soft deep voice masked by candle light, "trust in Me" hulking hand slips between my soft, slender fingers. Like an innocent child my bright eyes search Yours devouring my thoughts, wild fury as You feast, take all control. Abruptly in fierceness, thrust, hurled against cold wall, wrists seized, cold metal chain secures clasp, satiny arms firmly drawn up. Muscles taut, stretched tight Your command, breath held i await chains You pull, metal constricted merciless, my body convulses. Discomposed eyes, cast down perspiration, appears above my lips loudly, You order "Look At Me" with a touch of Your finger under my chin. Shyly i look up, tears swelling as i look into Your eyes, eternity draws enfolds me into blue peacefulness begging, pleads flow from my lips. You step back, up raises Your arm as the flogger lands blow by blow taking me, demanding all my attention, passions, apprehensions. As sweet ecstasy overspreads each fiery nerve, every m

Don't Forget To Love Yourself Too.
... self-love is an unequivocal acceptance of the validity of getting what one wants--of respecting one's needs. --Marion Weinstein Once there was a woman who loved her husband and children so much that she did everything for them and nothing for herself. She thought taking care of herself was selfish. She never considered taking a vacation when she needed it. She stayed to take care of her family no matter what it cost her personally. Then she realized how much she resented them because she wasn't taking care of herself. So she began to ask for what she needed. At first, her family didn't like it. Little by little they began to notice that when she was relaxed, their lives were more serene, too. It wasn't always easy for her to love herself enough to ask for what she needed, but she learned that when she said no to demands she couldn't meet, she felt calm and centered. Best of all, she no longer resented them for asking. When she said yes, she did what they asked with real pleasur

The Plain & Simple
What you say Truth has little need of elaborate explanation. The fewer words you can use, the more meaning they have. Speak what you know to be true. And there will be no need to hide your thoughts behind your words. Words have little meaning if there is no conviction to support them. When your words come directly from who you most sincerely are, they carry with them great power. Do not make the mistake of attempting to deceive others with what you say. For once your words are found to be insincere, you will have great difficulty being taken seriously again. Words are easy to say. Yet for those words to have any meaning or power, they must closely match the reality of your actions and your being. Speak clearly, truthfully, with respect and humility. From the truth of who you are, comes the best of what you say. -- Ralph Marston

Bbw Party In Indy!!!
An event not to miss!!! PhatGirlzIndy along with Big Daddy's Place Presents: Slippery When Wet End of Summer Bash!!! When: September 27th, 2008 Where: Grand View Hotel (Soon to be the Ramada Inn) 520 East Thompson Road (located at: the Corner of US 31 and Thompson Road) Indianapolis, Indiana (317) 787-8341 Room Rates $50.00 plus tax!!! (Must Mention the code "PHAT" to get the discount rate ) All near the indoor pool and hot tub! You can start booking as early as Weds afternoon!!! $10.00 cover, will consist of: Pool & Hot tub party from 1-6pm BYOB no glass in pool or hot tub area Dance Party in the Hotel Lounge 9pm-close No drinks in or out of the bar! !! Late Night Pool Party 1am-3am THIS IS NOT THE PARTY TO MISS OUT ON! Questions??? Contact us at PhatGirlzIndy@yahoo.com You can check us out at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhatGirlzIndy/

Pretty In Pink
Pretty In Pink -- The Psychedelic Furs Caroline laughs and It's raining all day She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place In the side of our loves Where nothing is Ever put straight She turns herself round And she smiles and she says 'This is it' 'That's the end of the joke' And loses herself In her dreaming and sleep And her lovers walk Through in their coats Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she > All of her lovers All talk of her notes And the flowers That they never sent And wasn't she easy And isn't she Pretty in pink The one who insists He was first in the line Is the last to Remember her name He's walking around In this dress That she wore She is gone But the joke's the same Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she Caroline talks to you Softly sometimes She says 'I love you' and 'Too much' She doesn't have anything You want to steal Well Noth

I Like To
I like to To stand a step closer Nearer to your scent How strange it lingers in my mind, Even when you are miles away I like to Be around you Your smile Never cease to bring laughter to my lonely soul That smile warms my heart I like to Talk to you Your words Tingles my heart An unexplainable feeling awaken In your presence I like to Be in your heart Even its for a second To know that you think of me Like I do For a second I'll feel pure bliss

Next 6 Weeks
To all my fu-friends, I will not be around much for the next 6 weeks or so. Family duty calls and I have house guests,many of which are minors.So I won't be around as much. Please continue to show the luv!I will try to keep up with returning the favors. I luv all my fu-friends and will miss spending time with all of you. Love You All!

Some Questions To Ponder
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is ma

So What Do I Say Now?
I said good morning sweetheart and then a little later hun then you shut the door and began to run. All I have known you by are these names even still I do not wish to bring you any pain. So I shall look for new names to call you but they were so perfect just like you I am going to slip and I am going to slide and Im gonna blirt them out because it comes so easy, so natural to say, If I could stop loveing you then this would all work out but even after whats happen I cant but that is what Love is really about being able to take the good, the bad and the ugly and still wanting to work it out A problem is not the cause of a bad relationship it is how we handle the problem that makes it that Just remeber through it all I tried my best and gave all that I have but sometimes good isnt good enough.

Oracle
OK.. I was confronted with another amusing rumor this morning... I was told that the mill says when I reach Oracle, I am planning to leave fubar. Ladies and Gentlemen... Please take a moment to think about that one... Almost 2 years of my life has been spent on this site with better than half of it beng dedicated to helping my fellow fubarians. Why would any person, in their right mind reach the penacle of a site such as this, gain so many friends, be seen in such high regard by his peers just to walk away and abandon all those they have come to be so close to? In short: This is a bad rumor I am no Idiot Who is creating such DRAMA? For those reading impared.... If you are a hater... Rate away... See if you can push me off the site... For those true friends... Rate away... I'll still be here and our friendships will blossom even more than they already have in the months and years ahead...

Making Love In The Kitchen
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

A Friend Of Mine Is Being Harassed... Can You Help Us?
A friend of mine, Nelcha, has been dealing with this psycho nut-job for a few months now... This guy, David, has basically been spouting libel left and right as well as defamation of character in his blogs, with the local authorities, family, and friends. She extended her hospitality to him in good faith, he completely lied to her, took advantage of her generosity, and now she is going through way too much crap that she is not deserving of. He's been harassing her through email, blogs on myspace, yahoo groups (including the photography groups she runs), craigslist, and more, all in a vain attempt at assassinating her character and professional reputation, and she is definitely undeserving of such. Want to see for yourself? Here's his blog: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=45082942 Nut-job. So what I am asking from you to help with this, is to visit his profile at: http://www.myspace.com/wildography Scroll down to the very bottom

I'd Do Anything
There is nothing I would not do for you. I would run through hell just to see you smile. I would die a thousand and one times just to hold you in my arms. I would burn the flesh from my bones. Cast my soul adrift for eternity. When you hold me I find it impossible to breathe. Just the touch of your hand makes everything all right. I still feel like I am unworthy of everything you give me. You chase the dark clouds away. Make the sun shine all through the day and night. How do I deserve you? What did I ever do to be blessed to have someone as beautiful as you? I just want to make you laugh. Just so I can get to see you smile. I’d play the fool just to see it once. You are everything to me and more. I am lost without you. I’d do anything to see you now. I would swim the Atlantic ocean. Fight through everyone. Just to be with you. I love you. Now I have you I never want to sleep For I would miss you too much