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Family
pray for my family in the hurricanes thank you
Blog Spots Of Anger And Frustraton
YEH.... so the man's army is no place for women... if they want to remain NAIVE, SENSITIVE, PURE and GENTILE. I have to admit that I seem to have picked up a MILITARY mentality.... kinda SNAP BACKISH, if you like. Is that good? You figure: I used to cry at the drop of a spit and hiss from my husband. I USED to tear up with the FIRST sign of a mandatory RAISED VOICE from me.. during an arguement. I USED TO be overtly sympathetic, copathetic and apathetic to any and EVERYTHING. I USED TO rather fo it myself than perplex anyone to wrestle with their own "lacking mentality" for doing ANYTHING. And I used to GIVE MORE OF A DAMn about everything pertaining to just about anyone that crossed my path. I think the military and being married to men who told me that they "really didn't give a damn" about me... made me a better person. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Ways To Exude Sense And Sensuality
Studying autumn's looks requires learning - or re-learning - some fashion terms; many of which happen to begin with a P. Parure: a jewellery set comprised of a matching necklace and cuffs - the perfect thing to spark up a plain dress or top. But never with earrings. Pointy stilettos: these are what make curvy dresses look new. And they're an elegant step away from the recent stompin' orthopaedics. Pencil skirts: a critical drop in the hemline to two inches below the knee has taken place; a crucial difference to last year's thigh-flashing skirts and dresses. You can wear boots with this look, but the pointy shoe tweaks the hip-hugging narrow skirt (perhaps part of a dress) to a stunningly sexy Fifties silhouette. Peacoats: these double-breasted jackets are timeless, transitional pieces to wear through the seasons. They complement the new, long-line dresses and wide or skinny trousers, and they do casual with jeans. Peg-tops: these pleat-front trousers are at their most extreme in t
5 Ways To Look 10 Years Younger
1 The fresh-water swim There is nothing more invigorating than plunging into fresh water. Kate Rew, the founder of the Outdoor Swimming Society and author of Wild Swim: The Best Places to Swim Outdoors in Britain, says, 'Swimming outside makes people feel childlike - in a good way. It puts you right in the present and you somehow emerge without any worries.' The OSS runs technique clinics throughout the year and fun (if freezing) events like its 'December dip'. Why not jump in and join them? The water's lovely… 2 The delivered-to-your-door diet We all know the theory of how to drop the pounds, but the practice can be tricky. No excuses when you get all your meals, plus two snacks, delivered to your door daily. Quite how you can enjoy treats such as chocolate mousse (alongside main courses like Goan coconut chicken) and still only be on 1,300 calories - our tester's daily calorie allowance - is anyone's guess. But you feel full and stand to lose up to 2lbs a week. 3 The wardrobe
Tips & Tricks To Apply The Eyeliner
When eye make-up needs to be dramatic and glamorous, a liquid eyeliner that is colour-intensive, gives good coverage and clings well is essential. But because its application demands some practice, many women shy away from it. But have no fear! The new liquid eyeliner, Glide & Define, from Max Factor makes short work of those well known problems once and for all. There’s no longer a brush that can splay or even drip! That’s because Glide & Define’s new felt applicator stays perfectly in shape and guarantees a precisely drawn, even lid line from the first to the last application. Every look is possible from the more classic look of Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”, to Marilyn Monroe’s seductive pin-up look, right through to the trashy Amy Winehouse look. Those who are used to a more expressive lid line can intensify the look through repeated applications. It’s best for beginners to first try with a single, discreet eyelid line Reference: www.sterlingtifffany.com
For A Friend
A lady of humor of kindness and heart I enjoyed her chats right from the start I smile when I see that she is online I enjoy her giving me some of her time A lady of class, charming, and smart Cute and funny she has my heart A friend she is and forever will be I hope with this vow she will agree She's considerate of others I have found Advice that she gives me very profound But don't push her buttons or get her mad Or she just might.. oh no .. too bad!
The One Thing He Encoureged Me To Do
was write...he said i was a good writer...one of my few talents along with singing...my friends hated him..for what he was and what he did...but i saw beauty....his voice is like nothing i ever heard before his grace...nothing like ive seen and it's taking me so long to write about him our story is a good one and it deserves to be told he was tall long straight blue hair...when i met him the same color as his eyes piercing blue eyes with gold freckles like a sunset over the ocean with the morning sunrise in winter...cold mysterious who knew later that those eyes would turn slate gray and the monster would take him over? i would always pick the pieces up grit my teeth and lie to my parents his grandparents...to myself..he's ok its just weed..it wont lead to more..... ugh ill post more of him someday
More On Palin
From a retired Air Force Colonel friend of mine. From classmate Bill Mitchell. Well said. Mike For 2 Cents…My thoughts….. This is unquestionably a risky choice, but I think it has its elements of brilliance. It’s unorthodox and exciting. Experience: She actually has more DECISION-MAKING, EXECUTIVE experience (in spite of her short term) than Obama. A governor needs to run a budget and get it through a legislature. He has zero experience in either business or executive government. But if experience is the issue (and bring it on), we need to focus on the candidates for President, not VP. There is no contest here. Outsider/Maverick: McCain has always been the maverick shit-disturber, and she might just be his soul-mate on this. The woman is fearless. She has been fighting corruption in Alaska and winning, including cleaning out Republicans and Democrats alike. She’s known as a reformer in her state. Her No Beltway Ex
Locohammerhead~~my Dear Friend~~
This has been a week that I won't soon forget~~but I was saved by an awesome friend that I adore~~Loco is a smart young man starting his own pc business~~I thank you dearly for saving me each and every time loco~~you so rawk!! Everyone go show him some love plsss~~he is so deserving~~ locohammerhead@ fubar The business is still in the making but purchases can be made~~Here is the link to that also~~ www.getcyberware.com
Thinking Of Her
Words unspoken I bite my tongue Wishing to feel you Your touch To hide within your eyes To have you fall within mine And know that what I have said is true Did you float into my life? Or did I dream you Do I still dream you? The loneliness is maddening The pain palpable The saddle creaks And my mount is restless Sensing the mood Of a lonely heart Beating beneath my shirt I bury myself in work But it offers little resistance To the thoughts of you That drifts into my head Like the scent of honeysuckle Like the songs of sparrows Like the memory of your laugh The sound of your smile Swirling within the dust of restless cattle I see visions of your face That smile reclaims my mood And I can’t help but smile back Wishing you could feel the tremble Of the lonely heart Beating beneath my shirt
Sarah Palin
Some amazing factual points on our next V.P. Excerpts from my politico international chat group. More on the story about Palin, before she was even a consideration for VP: Here's the best profile I could find on Sarah Palin, by Fred Barnes in The Weekly Standard in July 2007. lindsey The wipeout in the 2006 election left Republicans in such a state of dejection that they've overlooked the one shining victory in which a Republican star was born. The triumph came in Alaska where Sarah Palin, a politician of eye-popping integrity, was elected governor. She is now the most popular governor in America, with an approval rating in the 90s, and probably the most popular public official in any state. Her rise is a great (and rare) story of how adherence to principle--especially to transparency and accountability in government--can produce political success. And by the way, Palin is a conservative who only last month vetoed 13 percent of the state's proposed budget for capi
083008 Plato
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
2008 Presidential Candidate Comparison
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMPARISON Forwarded to me by a friend. . . ISSUES JOHN McCAIN BARAK OBAMA Favors new drilling offshore US Mccain: Yes Obama: No Will appoint judges who interpret the law not make it McCain: Yes Obama: No Served in the US Armed Forces McCain: Yes Obama: No Amount of time served in the US Senate McCain: 22 YEARS Obama: 173 DAYS Will institute a socialized national health care plan McCain: No Obama: Yes Supports abortion throughout the pregnancy McCain: No Obama: Yes Would pull troops out of Iraq immediately McCain: No Obama: Yes Supports gun ownership rights McCain: Yes Obama: No Supports homosexual marriage McCain: No Obama: Yes Proposed programs will mean a huge tax increase McCain: No Obama: Yes Voted against making English the official language McCain: No Obama: Yes Voted to give Social Security benefits to illegals M
Bling Auction
BLING AUCTION! Do you love blings? Do you know what you get out of them? Would you like to have a Bling pack? Have a Limo bling? How much in fu-bucks are you willing to give? You want them?Come and get them! very single playmate is having a bling auction! Shes auction a limo bling and a small bling pack! You want them? Well come and get them! Come and place your bid! Theres soo many points you can get from them! Click on the pictures below to place your bids! You know you want them! Music Video:DON'T CHA (by Pussycat Dolls)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-31 03:55:32')
Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
The average person thinks he isn't.
Mccain/palin...up In The Polls
Pollster John Zogby: "Palin is not to be underestimated. Her real strength is that she is authentic, a real mom, an outdoors person, a small town mayor (hey, she has dealt with a small town city council - that alone could be preparation for staring down Vladimir Putin, right?). She is also a reformer." "A very important demographic in this election is going to be the politically independent woman, 15% of whom in our latest survey are undecided." "In the final analysis, this election will be about Obama vs. McCain. Obama has staked out ground as the new JFK - a new generation, literally and figuratively, a new face of America to the world, a man who can cross lines and work with both sides. But McCain is the modern day Harry Truman - with lots of DC experience, he knows what is wrong and dysfunctional with Washington and how to fix it, and he has chosen a running mate who is about as far away from Washington as he could find. "This contest is likely to be very close until the w
Al Capone
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Walter Bagehot
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What Your Back To School Personality Says About You
What Your Back to School Personality Says About You You are fairly driven, but the big win always seems a bit beyond your reach. You lack intense passion. You are most likely to succeed if you are working with other talented people. You thrive on a team. Your greatest skill is your intense focus. You are able to ignore distractions and do what needs to be done. Your biggest stumbling block in life is worrying about what other people think of you. Their opinions matter even less than you think. The number one thing you're thankful for is your friends and family. The Back to School Test
083008 Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
T&h Destroyers - Wants You!!!
T&H DESTROYERS! WE WANT YOU! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: READ BLOGS DAILY ( A MUST ) READ & REPOST OTHER MEMBERS BULLETINS A/R/F ALL MEMBERS TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST RESPECT ALL FAMILY MEMBERS Anyone interested, please contact T &H Destroyers page with your request.We will be glad to have you aboard our team. T&H destroyers@ fubar The Owner Co-owner
Fop
fop \FOP\, noun: A man who is overly concerned with or vain about his dress and appearance; a dandy.
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. - Theodor Adorno
Spelling
Your Common Spelling Mistake Score: 75% Correct Your spelling is excellent. You don't fall for common spelling pitfalls, and you spell almost everything correctly. Do You Make Common Spelling Mistakes?
Smart Ass Answers. .
Smart Answers SMART MOUTH ANSWER #5 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked, 'What are my choices?' the passenger asked, 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART MOUTH ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART MOUTH ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART MOUTH ANSWER #2 -- A truck driver was driving a long on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, ' Low Bridge overhead.' Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck u
Fubar And Nascar
is fubar getting into nascar ?
80%
Your Common Spelling Mistake Score: 80% Correct Your spelling is excellent. You don't fall for common spelling pitfalls, and you spell almost everything correctly. Do You Make Common Spelling Mistakes?
Spaghetti Bolognese
You Are Spaghetti Bolognese Compared to most people, you are well grounded and down to earth. You have old fashioned values. Your taste tends to favor what's tried and true. You love comfort food. Familiar situations put you at ease. You think that the best cooking comes from your family's kitchen! What Pasta Dish Are You?
Liars
I GAVE YOU MY TRUST AND YOU BROKE IT IN A HEARTBEAT AS SOON AS I WALKED AWAY AND TURNED MY BACK THE LIES STARTED. YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ME TELLING THINGS TO OTHERS THAT WEREN'T TRUE AND YOU HAD THEM BUY IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER. YOU CLAIM TO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG AND THAT YOUR ALWAYS SWEET AND INNOCENT TO ALL AROUND YOU AND THEY BUY IT FROM YOUR MOUTH. YOU RUN A BUNCH OF LIES ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY WHEN I'M NOT AROUND TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'LL TELL THE TRUTH AND THEY WILL JUMP YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOTHING BUT LIE TO THEM. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL THE LIES YOU TELL AGAINST ME AND MY FAMILY........
Check Out Kolman
Hi Everyone KOLMAN is new to FUBAR and were excited to be a part of such a COOL website we have a new page here and we've just uploaded some live cuts from KOLMANS Concert Things did get a little crazy on stage that night But that's not unusual at a KOLMAN SHOW As you'll soon find out....So what are you waiting for Go Check Out The Rock N Roll Phantom He's Dieing To Meet You!
Return To Me
someone told me i took too long to marry you among other things it made you decide we were through but i had little money and not much has change did it matter about your feelings that this could be arranged? i'd marry you in a heartbeat as it does still my love is steady and rich is this enough if you will? so... return this to me like a ring on your finger return this to me if your feelings still linger return this to me and together we will be.
Dumb Fubians
I hate negative fubar citizens. If you don't like a mumm, don't go and vote for it or comment on it. Its your stupid if you do because the people who created the so called "dumb mumm" get those points. Also, people who rate negatively suck. If you don't like something, don't rate it.
Help Her Out!
Mac is about 380k from leveling. Go show her some love and get her leveled tonight. MacARoni™@ fubar Thanks everyone!
Help Her Level
I know most of my friends are already friends with this lovely lady, but she needs to level! She has about 380k points to level, so go rape her page and get her leveled!!!!! MacARoni™@ fubar
All New Revolution Machine Shows Now Posted - Free Listening!!!
THE LIVE VERSION OF THE REVOLUTION MACHINE BROADCASTS IS BACK AND HERE TO STAY! You are now free to listen to any show you prefer through embedded streamers for each individual show!!! All shows are available for direct download as well as instant streaming right from the website. Listen at your leisure or download the shows ... or both. Regardless, all the shows are available at http://charlescopeland.com/home.html and we've begun including audiobook episodes for my two most recent novels, A Song of Independence and When Individuality Died, along with the first few chapters of my novella, Business As Unusual, which you can find at http://charlescopeland.com/audiobookarchives.html and they are also available by both direct download and instant streaming in the embedded streamers. In addition, A Song of Independence is now available through podcast, which you can find at the following address: http://charlescopeland.com/podcastinfo.html Think of it as my way of saying th
Sigh
I am so tired of being played...accused of falsehoods...and used. Is this how it always is on fubar? If so, I have no use for it and will sadly go back to myspace. People call you friend, yet they avoid you. They refer to you as family and still stab you in the back. They say how much they love you...LOL...they fu-marry someone else. Its craziness and who the hell needs it. Look me up on myspace. Im zuggamom. and MFCL to you all.
Last Kiss
If I could make a promise To give you your last first kiss Would you swear to keep my smile Hanging from your lips 'Cause I'm still falling for memory Still falling into the eyes Of the picture that I keep of you It's keeping me alive
Linkin Park-my December
Linkin Park My December This is my December This is my time of the year This is my December This is all so clear This is my December This is my snow covered home This is my December This is me alone And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all The things I said To make you Feel like that And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all the Things I said to you And I give it all away Just to have somewhere To go to Give it all away To have someone To come home to This is my December These are my snow-covered trees This is me pretending This is all I need And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all The things I said To make you feel like that And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all the things I said to you And I give it all away Just to have S
Tips For Guys On First Dates...great Info!
TIPS FOR GUYS ON A FIRST DATE: 1. The Predate • Dress for the occasion, but more important, dress to show respect. Reminder: It's still better to overdress. • Easy on the cologne. Avoid novelty ties. 2. The Pickup • Be on time. Do not be drunk. • Go to the door. • Do not bring flowers — it's outdated. You may, however, bring a small, thoughtful gift that you did not purchase from Wicks 'n' Sticks or B. Dalton Bookseller. • Inappropriate gifts: lingerie, small animals, the first draft of your unpublished memoirs. 3. The Drive • If you're taking a cab, you should open the door for her, give the directions, and pay. • While amusing, avoid that bit where you go and then stop and pretend to drive away without her. • No music — try talking. • If you find the ensuing silence unbearable, you may put on music, but avoid the following: a) talk radio; b) anything in which R. Kelly describes something overtly sexual; c) playlists consisting entirely
The Blind Horse
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure her friend
Paint The Town Bonobo Red
No matter how organized, there’s something fundamentally debauched about a painting party. Especially when skin is involved. Bodypainting, or even just fingerpainting, is always a sensuous, wild yet essentially innocent endeavor, wet color splashing here and there, bodies speckled like rare birds, faces streaked with warpaint. Of course, here at the Speakeasy, we call it peacepaint (tm). War or peace through pleasure, we threw a hot wet painting party in Sara Sioux’s new room at the Speakeasy Annex, painting the town bonobo red, blue, pink and purple, and painting ourselves right into the town. Alas, we were not naked, as we were for our fabulous Nude Body Painting for Peace Show...But we were more productive in that we actually accomplished the painting of Sara’s room which is now a splatterific phantasmagoric purple, pink and blue temple of sin. Nude Body Painting for Peace (playing this Sunday on RadioSuzy1TV) features a multi-colored, multi-cultura
Four Black Horses
Four black horses without riders Galloped the Alberta plain; Four black horses, sent from Depot To bring the boys home again. Four black horses with empty saddles Race the cold prairie sun; Four black horses arrive at the farmyard As the last bullet leaves the gun. Four black horses stand with heads bowed Wait til the echoes subside; Four black horses turn as they're mounted, Now their heads held high with pride. Four mounted policemen take hold of the reins Spur their mounts holding lances high; Four black horses, red serge in the saddles, Disappear in the Alberta sky. by Jim McGregor
Unpaid Whore?!?!!!!!!!????
This was posted on another one of my websites that I go to and i thought it was so amazing. Its an open letter to a radio DJ: ********************************************************************* Unpaid Whore!? I remember the first time I heard you use the term, "unpaid whore." My mouth dropped open and I stared at my car radio in shock. Anger came next, because I was one. "How dare you?" I thought. And, then confusion: "What sort of woman would demand payment??" I stewed and brooded about it, but kept up my behavior. According to the movies, a man wanted a woman who approached sex like a professional, who didn't get emotionally involved, and that independent, aloof quality would make him fall in love with me. He'd see my softer side despite my best efforts to hide it, and we'd get married and live in the suburbs. Hey, it worked for Julia Roberts! (movie: "Pretty Woman") In reality, though, I couldn't approach sex with mercenary efficiency. I came to care about the perso
General Pagan Beliefs
General pagan beliefs (Not set in stone..depending on pagan tradition and personal practice) Ok, so this was written by a friend of mine on another site that i go to...she puts it SOOOOOOOO well that i thought id repost it here for those of you that dont understand Paganism and Wicca...and now, without further adieu, Ariana's words: Pagan/ Earth Religions belief, practice, and culture (Disclaimer: Ask 100 pagans "What are Pagan beliefs" and you will get 100 different answers. I write the following as a generalization of basic beliefs and cultural identity that many pagans follow. These are not set in stone. These are interpretations of the beliefs that pagans often have….but not always) 1.) Nature: Pagans recognize that the divine resides in all of nature…within and without. The divine is in every person, every tree, every plant, every animal, and every blade of grass. Pagans are very much aware of nature, and see the divine in the cycles of life that all living things mu
The Angel And The Knight
Alone and wounded he traveled the land Dying yet still his sword in hand Battle no longer held any glory With no loved ones to share his story Alone in the blighted land he tread He fell to the ground, nearly dead. Death seeped within his soul As lightning flashed and thunder rolled He never saw her alight He knew only endless night I was what you made me he cried with a moan To rightousness I gave blood and bone Is this how my life ends? To pass without love a lonely end? Somewhere in the distant night She heard his cry and a gleam of light He never saw when she came Mind dark and body lame She knelt beside and whispered sweet A lifeless heart began to beat Her soft song entered his soul Mending wound, a spirit made whole Many nights she tended him With soft words spoken as hymns The knight now rested a peaceful soul Refreshed in spirit, blood and bone He opened his eyes to behold the being A glorious light prevented his seeing But he sensed more tha
Girls Vs Grown Women
GIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. GIRLS check you for not calling them. GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't. GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. GIRLS are afraid to be alone. GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. GIRLS make you come. GROWN WOMEN make you come home. GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends! GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men p
Information About Me...
Stuff about me.... I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always
We Want You!!
T & H DESTROYERS WE WANT YOU! WE ARE LOOKING FOR DEDICATED BOMBERS TO JOIN OUR FAMILY THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWED: READ BLOGS DAILY (A MUST) READ AND REPOST OTHER MEMBERS BULLETINS A/R/F ALL MEMBERS TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST RESPECT ALL FAMILY MEMBERS Anyone interested, please contact T & H Destroyers page with your request. We will be glad to have you aboard our team. T&H destroyers@ fubar
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http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=60748 come visit me : )
The News Of The Day
It's not right, it's not fair When storms are created out no where Their is no time to prepare In an instant a whole state or country is in a scare The air the wind and the blue skies that are so Waves are crashing in, the good times are on the go Tension in every hour and minute continue to grow Weather forcasts are predicting severe damage, with maps and radar to show One life, one world and everything comes crashing in When it is all over and if anyone survives how does recovery begin? Many people are in a situation where they cannot win Insanity and sanity is a line at times that can be thin Pack what you can, if you can leave from this danger zone Better leave with family and friends, no one can deal with such events alone Every place is potentially dangerous let this also be known As recent history and the documented past have shown My friends my nation we must stand together forever The world needs to be untied and have it never sever So when moments st
Mumms
I can not belive, there are people on fubar, incluing the staff, tha think someone would hurt them selves over some a$$ hole on this site. I poasted a mumm earlyer for the "mumm haters" ... long story short it said how would you like to see me die.... IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!! Grow up people, the management of this site need to do the same.. If you are in management of fubar and you are reading this... you cut me off when i tried to poast a comment to my mumm stating that it was just a joke! Get over yourelves fubar... my world does not circle around this site. And futher more....ITS AN ADULT SITE!!!!!!!!!! Maybe the prissy a$$es that can not handle a little bit of PG 13 need to go back to FU%#ING MYSPACE and play with the little girls and boys.
Fortunate
There you are a rose amongst the weeds Subtle as a summer breeze Yet perfectly safe A gift to me You shine so brightly Like a diamond in the sky And your the reason why You've opened my eyes You're like a portrait or a picture Painted very long ago A moment frozen in time When mornings lights dim my mind I never lose the precious sight A poetic silhouette for my eyes Fortunately you You have me I have you Fortunate for us We have love Love has us Fortunate that we We have time on our side Never take for granted That we are so fortunate to be I cant imagine me Without the missing piece Like a puzzle incomplete But together a masterpiece I used to dream and fantasize Of you and I Suspended in time But now I'm so overjoyed Cause I've found the missing piece to my life If I could travel back in time Before the creation of life I'm sure that what God intended for me Would have been this very thing Within you divine and supreme Fortunately you You
Me Opening Up!
i feel like i'm not good enough at times. please don't think of me as being emo but i'm in a relationship and i feel like he's pushing me away he's telling me everything is ok but he's not answering my texts and doesn't seem to want to see me/be with me. he tells me i'm reading too much into things that aren't there however i see him hanging around and talking to a woman that i do know. and when i try to talk to him he says 'Why are you so needy?" idk i'm reaching out to you all is pushing me away? should i trust him or should i end it? thank you so much for helping me!
Cajun Moon
JJ Cale, Cajun Moon - J.J. Cale
We Had Fun At The Fu County Fair...
Come Visit The Fu County Fair... Who doesn't love the county fair?? Cotton Candy, Carmel Apples, popcorn, rides... having fun with your friends... Visit the Folder Linked Below and rate the pics 10 or better and recieve a pass to the Fu county fair... Message me after you have rated the folder and u will recieve a tag that you attended the fu county fair... Anyone attending the fu county fair will be entered into a drawing to recieve a bling pack. Okie doke here's the train list... It's not in any particular order so please don't be offended... Please A/F/R{add/fan/rate} everybody... make some new friends and have fun… Carnie@ fubar ♡Suga Love Dj @ The Body Shop☆♡@ fubar ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~FU~SLAVE TO MASTER P♥~SHADOW LEVELER~♥~CLUB UNITED~♥~SJEWSP♥@ fubar ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar the girl next door~
Shall We Dance My Beloved One???
No words need to ever be said my dearest one..., as the music wraps her beautiful arms around us... you so regal in dress... red velvet vest, the shade of a beautiful crimson...black waist coat with tails, a charcoal grey and crimson made of and beautiful brochade . black leather boots, ...arriving at midnight, walking quietly, anticipating the moment when u come to me... the crowd is so alive with life, the young ones all know what to do when i arrive. Slowly i waltze around the room making my presence known, delighting in the fact u know u r watching, as i feel your very breath on my spine... as the music startes again, you stand there before me with one hand out streatched. I wonder my lord could you feel my very heart skip a beat as i met your eyes.??? the world disappears and as i follow the flow of your energy i feel myself start to fly even higher. no words ever pass your lips, just the gantle guide of your hand, your gaze, your breath, your closness... ther
Hanna Pa #11a
800 PM AST SAT AUG 30 2008 ...TROPICAL STORM HANNA MOVING ERRATICALLY... A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS...INCLUDING THE ACKLINS...CROOKED ISLAND...THE INAGUAS...MAYAGUANA...AND THE RAGGED ISLANDS...AS WELL AS FOR THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 800 PM AST...0000Z...BASED ON SATELLITE IMAGERY...THE CENTER OF OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA IS RELOCATED TO NEAR LATITUDE 22.8 NORTH... LONGITUDE 67.3 WEST OR ABOUT 265 MILES...425 KM...EAST-NORTHEAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH-NORTHWEST NEAR 6 MPH...10 KM/HR. A WEST TO WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION IS EXPECTED TO RESUME THIS EVENING WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF HANNA IS FORECAST TO MOVE NEAR OR JUST NORTHEAST OF THE TURKS AND CAIC
Life
As i sit here poundering life and it's meanin. I realize there is no set path. You wounder threw this life making choices. Be them right or wrong they shape ur life. They shape it into what u have made it to be. Everyday we wake up and make choices that will further shape our lives. Sometimes they are choices that will impact our life for the better and somethimes they impact it for the worse. Other times there are choices made for us. Things happen that are out of our controle. Even tho we cant controle them they still impact the choices we make on how we handel them . It's up to each of us to make the choices we fell will best impact our lives. That will shape it into a life we will be proud of. One we can look back at and say " I may have been threw alot but i am proud of my life" One that we can say i am proud of the choices i have made in my life. They may not have been the right ones at the time but i learned from them and gained something from them. In the end we
Beauty
They say it lies simply in the eye Of the one whos view espies Yet truth be told it's your to hold And without you it withers and dies In you it finds meaning and consequence A purpose true and bold Where others aspire to gain it's eye You've retained it at no expense The amazing fact remains to me How easily you hold it in check Where to some it remains a commodity To you it's just a simple fact So to you who makes it effortless To keep its secrets your sacred duty My worship I give so tireless For you are the Goddess of BEAUTY   Desire Divine
Gustav Pa #25a
800 PM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV MAKES LANDFALL IN WESTERN MAINLAND CUBA... A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT ALONG THE PANHANDLE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER EASTWARD TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT
Open Road
she loves to take it dangerously close to destroying knees in curves not made for two wheels to grip the piston pounding madness machine below between aching thighs and make it a part of her screaming spine rubber bleeds asphalt cries pumping horizontal hollering high and the world spins pivots around a spot far back there over her shoulder clinging on closing eyes to ride it out Jedi style for roads knowing her last beat just might be now she adds some extra just in case to savor what she has and who she is to be in spite of it all alive ~M~
My Morning Jacket?
They are a tight band =D well..i really like a couple songs from them...you should check out this song out!!! Wordless Chorus thats the name of the song..i fell in love with that song..and not just that i saw this band live so i was happy..i saw them at coachella festival =D 2008 i need to post up some pics i forgot to post up some pics of me at coachella..=D ya it was badass...i got to see Portishead but after i saw portishead i had to go home i was trippy out on shrooms..hahaha i missed Prince...but i heard he was good too lol he covered a Radiohead song "creep" well ya im gonna post up some pics of the coachella =D kk im outy
Slow Burn
You invade my sanity with every drop of rain on my skin. When moonlight shines bright in my eyes, waking me from the refuge of sleep. You feel so f u c k i n g good, like sunburn under summer hot sun. I close my eyes against the thought of You and yet...feel You turn me inside out; rubbing against my nerves. Flesh on flesh; thigh on thigh; chest on breast. Arms locked, legs entwined- mind unravelling mind. You b u r n me like summer hot sun... Thoughts of you invade my sanity.... slow burn. ~M~
Autism Awareness Train (bulletin Http://www.fubar.com (bulletins.php?b=982523624)
Awareness Train This is a cause I hold very dear to my heart. I would love to get as many people on this awareness train as we can get. You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment. When you have rated everyone message me (aGEM4life) to be added to the list. Rate my Autism Awareness folder to receive your personal Proudly Showing Awareness tag. Start with this one... The supporters... 1. ♥aGEM4life♥ 2. HersheyK 3. Dee75 4. NotoriousOne 5. BIGEVIL 6. shakenns
Billy Currington- Must Be Doin' Something Right
Caa #14 - !special Prayer Request!
This is a very special request to pray for the family and friends of Tyrell Morgan, 28. He passed away today at a Rodeo event. His mother, family and friends need special prayer at this time of their grieving. Doc
Bruce Springsteen - Fire
Al Green - I'm Still In Love With You - Love Song Collection
Killer Kowalski
WWE is saddened by the passing of one of wrestling’s most successful and revered stars, WWE Hall of Famer Walter "Killer" Kowalski. He was 81. Watch: Killer Kowalski in action | Photos Kowalski began his career in sports-entertainment in 1947, and wrestled extensively throughout the world for 30 years. A devout vegetarian, Kowalski stood taller than most of his opponents in the ring. And, once the bell rang, he had a ruthless and relentless style that mentally helped him reel in victory after victory. He generally finished off his opponents with his signature Iron Claw. Infamously known as the man who ripped off part of Yukon Eric’s ear during a 1954 match held in Montreal, his prowess within the squared-circle ensured that his opponents be at the top of their games. Kowalski competed in WWE rings during the 1960s and ’70s, and he and WWE Hall of Famer Gorilla Monsoon garnered the United States Tag Team Championship in 1963. But, of even more renown, Kowalski was regard
1st Down, Inspiration To Go
Friday night I was at my local high school football game. Sure it's part of my job, but I'm also a fan. It was the 4th quarter, and the coach pointed for Zach to go into the game. He hadn't played yet in this opening game of the season. Zach strapped up his helmet, and lined up his 6'1", strong 200 pound frame on the defensive line. Now, this is not a story about how a young man made a game winning tackle, or missed a game winning tackle. When Zach went into the game, his team was already ahead 48-7. This also isn't a "Rudy" type story where a coach put in a player who really had no business in the game. Zach, a Senior, had put in the work and the time and even though he was a non-starter, he had earned his right to represent his school. Zach played much of the fourth quarter and preformed an average job. So, what makes Zach so special? Two years ago, at age 15, Zach had been diagnosed with leukemia. No one was even sure Zach would live long enough to get a drivers liscense. He
Babyface & Gwyneth Paltrow - Just My Imagination
Have You Ever Loved A Woman By Bryan Adams
http://ppisces17.ning.com/profile­/2dso0jfli7ve3 I AM INVITING YOU TO COME AND JOIN ME AT MY NATIVE PRIDE NING PAGE THAT I OPENED UP! THE LINK YOU NEED TO JOIN ME THERE IS LISTED ABOVE.THANK U RACHEL! To really love a woman, to understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought, see every dream An' give her wings when she wants to fly Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her, that she's really wanted When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one 'Cuz she needs somebody To tell her that it's gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really, really ever loved a woman? Yeah To really love a woman, let her hold you Til' you know how she needs to be touched You've gotta breathe her, really taste her Til' you can feel her in your blood An' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woma
The Chair
I won't treat you different, Because you're in a chair. What is most important is that, Your kindness, honesty and humor be there. Though your challenges are different, Between me and you. You'll still excel, In everything you do. Just ignore those, who feel the need to stare. For the ones that truly see you, Won't even notice the wheelchair.
~something In Your Words~
I’m trying to come to a realization. Of this feels I can’t shake: I don’t understand it and it can’t move past it. I have tried to deny it but something keeps pulling me towards it! With all the misunderstanding and lost communication, It hard not it get caught up in all the confusion, The words you spoke today had some truth; Imprinted on my brain at 3am dame this is insane! But I hear you when you say! I’m tripping over what in front of me because I’m to busy looking behind me! I got my feet firmly on the ground this time around: with my eye’s set straight in front of me! So believe me when I say I’m taking your words to heart! I don’t want to push you away, out of fear: That you might just be the one that is able to reach me. I could come up with all sorts of reasonable excuses to walk away and not taking action: But there is only one reason why I stay: Which is this feeling I can’t shake! . We could worry about what might or might not happen
T-shirts And Bluejeans
T-shirts and blue jeans tossed upon the floor, Neither one knowing who wants who more. She yearns to feel his tender caress, He just wants to get to what's next. She wants to feel his passion and love, He wants nothing to do with the mentioned above. She wants so badly for him to fulfill that need, He just wants to make the score do the deed. She says "I don't think we should", He replies "If you love me you would". So it goes she falls for his trap, Unknowing that he is full of crap. Feeling guilty she gives consent, Getting off he is now content. Grabs his things and heads out the door, Then she hears from him.....nevermore.
We Will Never Forget
This September eleventh will be another year, From when our skies were silent for days. And we became aware of all our fear, As we watched in a disbelieved haze. NYPD and FDNY did everything that they can, We didn't think it could happen here ever. Nothing else mattered as long as you were American, We showed our strength as we banded together. It was a day we had no controls, That day brought us sorrow and regret. Through the loss of so many brave souls, I can tell you "We will never forget".
For The Man I Love
this is for you Daddy this pretty much says it all "She wore blue jeans and a rosary Believed in God and believed in me All her friends think she's a little crazy She wears a smile, heart on her sleeve Don't give a damn what the world thinks of me She tells me it's all good She's happy with a bad seed Happy to be misunderstood"
Auction
Hey everyone I'm in an Auction come check it out
You're Gone
I saw the fear I watched you fall The end draws near You lost it all As time, it goes And no one knows Through all the lies You brought your own demise You're on your knees And begging please I have no more sympathy
Alone
The sun is warm and days so bright, then why am I so cold? You used to wake to hold me tight, I guess those days grew old. Here I sit alone tonight, With only memories to hold. What happened to our love, My dear? I guess I'll never know. Coz here I am just wondering, And fear is all I show....
Murphy And Ems
Murphy's Laws of EMS I don't know if Murphy ever got involved personally in EMS. I suspect not, we already know who came up with System Status Management and it wasn't Murphy!) The First Law of EMS: All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, without regard to the time. Corollary 1: Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat. Corollary 2: Always order food "to go". The Law of Time: 1. There is absolutely no relationship between the time at which you are supposed to get off shift and the time at which you will get off shift. 2. Given the following equation: T + 1 Minute = Relief Time, "T" will always be the time of the last call of your shift. E.g., If you are supposed to get off shift at 08:00, your last run will come in at 07:59. (Or if you have early relief coming in you will see you relief sitting at the first stop light from the station, waving!) The Law of Gravity: Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least acces
Breaking
I hear the voices in my head saying go to sleep just go to bed, everythings gonna be alright if you just make it through tonight. I can see it in my mind, all the best there is to life is what you see when you are blind. Theres so much more too feel, but can you tell me if it's real? Pain so thick it's haunting me, please show me things that I can't see. Take me where there's peace to find, leaving all despair behind. Streaming colors lose their glow. Slipped into the darkness far below. Where's the sun that used to shine, to hide the shadows in my mind? No more tears to wet my face, or save me from my own disgrace. Just take me far away from here, away from everything I fear.
Humor
You Might Be In EMS If... If your idea of a hot meal is a Whopper warmed on the defroster while your unit is left running outside the ER. You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see...
The Settling Darkness
When I turn all of the lights off Moonlight hits the floor That's sometimes when I see things I wouldn't have before Colors are so perfect Hidden under shadow's breath The mirrors brilliant image Reflecting only Night-time's wrath Dreams are vivid nightmares They haunt a weakened soul Depiction of a reality About to lose control When I close my eyes to fall asleep A monster do I see A gruesome sight, in an evil lair That vision I fear is me Nightfall seems to hide us From who we really are But, infact we are revealed The truth is never far
Mystique
I love to watch the shadows When they're dancing on the wall From the candle's fragile flickering Summoning demons from their hall They seem to be calling me To join them in their lair Some kind of secret Palace Somethings waiting for me there I close my eyes to darkness The monsters I will follow Into the lifeless deep here Beyond the Devil's hollow Pain is wrenching in my throat As I force away a tear All these things around me Creating everything I fear There is a sense of power Hidden in this frightful place Essence of something greater Than I would wish to face I'm surrounded by the dampness A slight chill is in the air Cold breath upon my neck I turn, but nothing's there The walls they seem to swell The crimpson ceiling bowing down I hear the stirring echoes Nearly deafened by the sound Then, there it stands before me A spirit that has no soul No face to make resemblance But someone that I know Leading through a narrow passage Like
Where Have You Been?
What's goin on? Where have you been? Haven't heard from you in days. You used to call, just to say hi... Have you changed your ways? I remember when I was the best thing in your life I heard that you moved on But you couldn't tell me why What did I ever do to make you feel this way? You were what I always wanted... Where have you been? I've been writing letters to an address with no name, It's impossible to reach someone who's run away. I thought our life was great, but you couldn't see somehow.. I guess your life is perfect now. I remember when I was the best thing in your life I heard that you moved on But you couldn't tell me why What did I ever do to make you feel this way? You were what I always wanted There was a time, when everything was right, But now it seems all wrong since you left my life that night... I will never know what drove you away, When all I ever wanted was for you to stay...
My Daddy
September 4, 2007. That the day I lost my dad it has been almost a year. He had a massive myocardial infarction that stopped his heart, we had chosen AND which is allow natural death instead of resuscitation we felt that he had suffered and he had already made his peace with god. That was not an easy choice to make cause he was my father and growing up till I was a teenager I only got to see him twice a month. And as teenager I wasn't perfect and there were times when we disagreed but I always loved him just the same. There was a time when I was 16 that well we actually came to blows and I hit him right in the nose and broke it in tow places. But, that was not really my fault cause in the course of an arguement I turned to walk away and he grabbed my arm and spun me around and out of reflex I fired back. We didn't ever come to blows again after that. But, there was the time that he got angry with me and took all my plug wires off my car so I couldn't leave. Wel, he did finally put th
Fuck You
Fuck You number ONE When i add you as a friend, plz don't think that i want you as more than a friend, and if i don't take it upon myself to add you to my family don't throw a fucking fit...that's my choice Fuck You Number TWO Don't ask me if i have yahoo, msn, or aim. if i did and wanted you to have it i'd offer! and for fucks sake don't ask if i have a web cam!!! Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious?! You’re stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don’t ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I’m so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. If you do you’re a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you’re still retarded. Fuck you number SIX Quit crying because you’re not on someones Top friends list!! Who cares?!?
Reasons For Being Late/absent From School!! Lmao
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. Today. Please execute him. 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. For a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [w
8/30/08 Day Blog
Been listing on ebay all weekened so far, Going to be going to Luckys Bar in town to meet a good Youtube Friend cant wait Midnight Central Standard Time , Always fun to meet someone you only see on a video player. Hopefully others will join us as I've made it public. I got my WoW character to level 31 in RFK already today. Hopefully will get to level 32 before I go to luckys. Anyways this is my first blog hopefully I will do a daily blog....
The New Lounge
Don't forget to come show your love.
Fra
Faggotry Run Amok Hello to all the stalkers
By Time Forgotten
I live by the old, not told by hardbound covers, Wisdom molded by time forgotten, Forged into the world unknown. The moment of tomorrow, Now… Believing not what is seen by naked eyes, But of the spirit that burns inside.. Walk the tributes and trials of yesteryears, Learn what lies ahead, Not of what has been made of broken promises, Yet, of your dreams youve mad Shes the whisper within the wind, Hear her echo, she crys again.. Past now present Her future begins… Tormented nightmares come alive. Sleep deprives those whom allow Its presence to thrive… Sands of time… Were given each moment, Each breathe inhaled, Hurt, sorrow, pain, agony… One step further to empathy.. Without pain, there is no joy, Same with hate, to find the love.. Walk lightly and one shall see.. Living by wisdom taught by old, Knowing the difference between that which, Burns deep within your soul…
Every One Must Read!!! Fabulous Home Remedies!!!!!!!
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, stragically placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Nobody Leaves This Place W/o Singin Da Blues!
I luvs all you fu-folks, seriously, else obviously I wouldnt spend so much time here. For me its a step of the ride for a bit, a diversion from the weight of idle thoughts imposed by everyday life stuff. But lately moreso it has been the trend in blogs to make it a dumping ground for emo woes, rants, wallowing, and just generally life spilling into fubar. So to try to add back some of the novelty, I thought it would be fun (and perhaps therapeutic) to shake it up with a lil change in the format and make it creative. So....(sith emperor voice) feel free to unleash your misery here, gimme all your angst, surrender to the dark side..... but..... all entries MUST be in the form of Albert Collins blues as done in the bar scene of the movie "Adventures in Babysitting" Example.... I logged into the fu *deh neer ner deh nernt* To check out the blogs that were made *deh neer ner deh nernt* I was in a pretty kickass mood *deh neer ner deh nernt* And then they shit o
Guys
y do guys have to be so confusing. they act one way one moment then the next the dont wanna talk to u. im bout ready so say fuck it and find me a gurlfriends instead.
Beating
A dog can only take so much beating and abuse before he snaps. A man much like a dog can only take so much and he too will snap. Everyone has a breaking point some just get to it quicker then others. Some seem like they have no breaking point but they too will get to the breaking point if they are pushed to the limit for an extended period of time without a break…. Say ………. Two and a half months in the desert. The truth of the matter is that life in twenty-nine palms California as a Marine unit going through pre-deployment sucks. In fact life here is worse then any of my deployments. Living conditions suck, the food is terrible, and the heat is unbearable.
Beautiful Destruction
It rained so hard it was unbelievable. You could see the dark sky approaching almost as if it were a herd of predators coming for their prey. Suddenly the wind began. Out the window you could see objects fly by and the camy net flap out of control. With the wind came the dust storm. The sand was so thick it brought night with it. One could lean back into the wind and sand without falling backwards. As if a prophetic act taking place the rain started. At first it smelled like wet dirt, suddenly mud started covering everything; it seemed that mud was falling from the sky. It was a beautiful sight of destruction.
Come Home
You are so sexy that just the thought of you arouses me. I know that this morning you left wearing something sexy for me under your black skirt and your beige turtle neck sweater. The thought of you wearing those laced black panties with that matching laced bra, and garter belt all day drives me crazy! When you get home there are aroma candles lit and rose pedals waiting for you and of course I am waiting for you. I greet you with a smile and a big kiss. I have been waiting for you all day. Red wine is poured; the fire place is burning leaving the cold outside. The kissing starts slow and gets a little more intense as I start to kiss your neck and bite your ear, my hand exploring your body. You push your body against mine. One hand holds you by the back of your neck with your hair between my fingers. My other hand slides down your body. Suddenly your skirt ends and your thighs begin, I can’t reach down further without bending down and stop kissing you, so I run my hand back u
Conformity
Why give in to conformity? Why give in to things just because every one else is doing it? Why not stand alone? Why not refuse to conform to the mass media? After all the mass media changes and what is in today may not be in tomorrow. Why not have a original and independent thought? If you stand by yourself and stand for what you believe you will never be wrong. Wrong is a matter of perspective. More often then not people like to follow the leader as that is easiest. If you stand alone long enough and stick to your belief others will take notice of your stance and wonder why those things are important to you. Ensure that what you stand for is morally right and you will never be wrong. You may even become the leader. Taking the path most traveled is too easy; do not give in to conformity and be yourself.
True Story For August 23, 2008 - Strip Club Visitation
True Story August 23, 2008 Stars Cabaret, Salem, Oregon We pulled up into the driveway of the Stars Cabaret in Salem, Oregon nestled between a McDonald’s and the Phoenix Inn just off of Interstate 5 at exit 256. We noticed there was a sign at the entrance of the driveway that stated that NO COVER CHARGE WITH A HOTEL KEY. So … as we entered the club and stepped into the foyer, my husband showed our hotel key to the hostess and she said, “You may choose wherever you wish to sit.” Cool… we saved $12.00 right there. It took a more than a few seconds for my eyes to get accustom to the dimly lit interior of the club but one thing my ears had no problem getting used to was the loud music that was being played. As my eyes adjusted to the lack of light I then noticed that there were three stage areas with a pole in the center of each stage. Around the stages was a raised bench-like portion of the stage. On the outside of the stage area for each stage was several chairs wit
Edu Interview
Edu Interview
Sunshine And Happiness
Those who say only sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.
What’s So Wrong
Some think I am no good. My views are unconventional yet far from radical, simply unique and original. What’s so wrong about loving as I do? What’s so wrong about living my life my way!? What’s so wrong about comforting you when you look for comfort in me? What’s so wrong about being able to touch you as I do? What’s so wrong about being able to do what others have not? Is it possible I do not fit the mold? What’s so wrong about smiling at the world? What’s so wrong about laughing at life? What’s so wrong about being young and alive? What’s so wrong about loving? What’s so wrong about higher emotions? What’s so wrong about singing as if no one is listening? What’s so wrong about loving you? I could not careless what they say; it is all about you and I. Happiness is following your heart and not convention. Is it possible they just do not measure up?
Please Rate Me And Fan Me
please help me bye rating me and i will do the same for you
Sharing
*MASS* JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU GUYS. I FUCKING HATE PUTTING TOGETHER FURNITURE, AND IF THIS GOD DAMN FUTON BREAKS AFTER THE FIRST ROUND OF HOT MONKEY SEX, IM THROWING THE PIECES IN THE CAR, DRIVING THEM BACK TO WALMART AND SHOVING THEM DOWN THAT CLERKS THROAT..THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY
And The Winner Of The Battle Of The Djs Contest!!
Congratulations, DJ HIXX! You have won the Battle of the DJs today and have the prize of 95,000 fubucks! You should be proud of this accomplishment as you had some great competition with the others.... NEXT BATTLE OF THE DJs will be here on FRI OCTOBER 3rd and hope you will also be part of that competition. That competition will not be limited to just one DJ from a lounge; ANY DJ can participate. :)
Employee Of The Month!
Employee of the Month! A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a Big 'everything under one roof' Department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales Experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back in Minnesota .' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close And see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How Many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, 'One'. The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 To 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65'. The boss says, '$101,237.65?' What the heck did You sell?' The kid says, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold Him a larger fis hhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going
Teddybear Snugglers Pt1
WELCOME TO THE TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS FAMILY. HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS A NEW FAMILY BEING CREATED. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LEVEL ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JOIN. JUST SEND ME OR I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS A PRIVATE MESSAGE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN. AND WE WILL PUT YOUR NAME ON TO THE LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS. PLUS WE WILL ALSO CREATE A TAG FOR YOU TO. MAKE SURE YOU RATE FAN AND ADD ALL OF THE MEMBERS SO YOU CAN GET THE UPDATES FOR THE FAMILY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TINA AND GARRETT CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS TINA & GARRETT*©SHADOWLEVELERS¨@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JEN JEN ~jen-jen~shadow leveler~@ fubar
Rx-8 Virtual Test Drive
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For Those That Don't Understand....
It's a very long story....After my daddy and stepmom were killed, things got worse with my ex-mother in law. My ex husband got our daughter to come live with him, so she didn't care about me and my three older kids. I had to get out of Salem Oregon and get a fresh start. My mom and stepdad offered to take my kids so I could figure things out....like go back to school, get a job, and stablize myself. It's been difficult in Louisiana, trying to find a job. I didn't abandon my kids, they are in a stable home life now. I talk to them once a week and visit as much as I can. Since it's been so hard to find work, I will be moving to Yuma Arizona to help my grandparents out, go back to school, and be closer to my kids. For those that don't know all the details and or my situation, don't judge! I will delete you and put you on ignore!
Fubucks
1) THIS CONTEST WILL A TWO PART CONTEST! FIRST PART WILL BE FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING VALID CODES SENT: MY COKE REWARDS PEPSI STUFF MILLER HIGH LIFE EXTRAS STOFFER'S DINNER CLUB SUBWAY SCRABBLE IF UNSURE ON WHERE TO FIND THESE CODES, CHECK OUT A COUPLE OF OTHER BLOG POSTINGS I HAVE POSTED. 2) THERE WILL BE SIX PRIZES TO CHOOSE FROM FOR THIS CONTEST: A)50 FREE DOWNLOADS FROM UNIVERSAL MUSIC & AMPLIFIED.COM(Value $49.50) B)ONE FREE LARGE ONE TOPPING PIZZA FROM PAPA JOHN'S(Value $14.50) C)$25,000 FUBUCKS D) A 1 YR SUBSCRIPTION TO EITHER BLENDER, GOLF DIGEST, CAR & DRIVER OR LEGO MAGAZINE E) INDIANA JONES SCREENSAVER OR F) 80'S ARCADE COMPUTER GAMEPACK THE WINNER, WHO SENDS THE MOST CODES, WILL CHOOSE ONE OF THE SIX PRIZES. THE SECOND PLACE PERSON WILL CHOOSE FROM THE REMAINING THREE PRIZES. AND SO ON, & SO ON TILL ALL THE PRIZES HAVE BEEN CLAIMED. ANY TIES WILL BE BROKEN BY LATEST CODE DATE SENT. 3) SECOND PART OF THIS CONTEST WILL BE REFERRING BONUS. THE PERSON T
Support Our Troops Auction (closed)
I'm in the Support Our Troops Auction. It starts Aug. 29th and ends on Sept. 2nd Come on by and make a bid on me. Here is what I'm Offering R/F/A if not already done owned by in name for month keep shit faced when I'm on random gifts throughout the month link to your page on mine added to family for the month SFW salute Rate 100 pics 11's or 10s depending on my VIP status during HH once a week (whenever they reset it) Rate all stash/blogs throughout the month High bidders will also include: All of the above PLUS: Unlimited SFW salute throughout the month Added to my family permanently Permanent pimpout in my blog/page My Yahoo ID 1 SFW yahoo chat Your Handsome Host: Don't f
Hanna Pa# 11
500 PM AST SAT AUG 30 2008 ...HANNA CONTINUES SLOWLY WEST-NORTHWESTWARD... A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS...INCLUDING THE ACKLINS...CROOKED ISLAND...THE INAGUAS...MAYAGUANA...AND THE RAGGED ISLANDS...AS WELL AS FOR THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 PM AST...2100Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 22.4 NORTH...LONGITUDE 67.2 WEST OR ABOUT 260 MILES...415 KM...EAST-NORTHEAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 7 MPH...11 KM/HR. A WEST TO WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF HANNA IS FORECAST TO MOVE NEAR OR JUST NORTHEAST OF THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS LATE SUNDAY OR MONDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS A
Gustav Pa #25
500 PM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV STILL STRENGTHENING AS IT IMPACTS WESTERN CUBA... AT 500 PM EDT...2100 UTC...A HURRICANE WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. AT 500 PM EDT...A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS ISSUED ALONG THE PANHANDLE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER EASTWARD TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED. A
August 29 2008
Hey everyone. not sure how many people are going to read this but i am going to start posting up things that i do through out my days. if you have not noticed i am really horney all the time. and i love to go out and have fun. I am bi just in case you were wondering. I love to hear your comments. so lets see how things are going to go. hope you all enjoy hearing what i do. and i hope you heare from you all.
Leaving Home =(
Welp the mandatory evac goes into effect tonight at 8pm for our specific area. People are moving cattle,boats, four wheelers, pets and family. We will be leaving here tomorrow between three and six pm. I prefer earlier, but there are going to three vehicles just from out family moving north. I am ready to leave now, but my sister is convinced that there are things outside that need to be stowed away...heh the grass is taller that i am that this point, not something i am worried about..if it was worth saving then she should have done moved it a longtime ago, but that's her. *love her anyways...i will be online one leat time tonight until whenever they let us come home...no idea when that is gonna be...my prayers are with all my fellow fubar people...who live in the cone or possibility...may God keep you and your family safe. And may he protect all of our property.
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An Open Letter To Retards On I65
I ran into fucking two of you today. Not one, but fucking two. To retard number 1: Listen fuckstick. I know you got places to go. I do to, but in that construction zone that starts right before Ridge Road and ends when getting on 80/94, the speed fucking limit is 45 miles per fucking hour. We were going 65 in the left lane. 20 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. The lane next to us was full of those idiots too fucking impatient to wait in line to get off at the exit and try to cut in. 65 WASN'T FUCKING ENOUGH FOR YOU. So you tried to pass me in the emergency lane. To which we responded by swerving my car at you. I'm glad we made you shit yourself. I wish we would have fucking hit you though. You deserved it asshat. I was wishing you would have crashed into the concrete barriers ahead. That would have made me happy. No; you got lucky. I hope the cops I called on you (I can photo memorize numbers like nothing. I.E. A LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.) got right on your fucking ass. They like to camp in t
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Staind
"Mudshovel" You take away I feel the same You take away I feel the same All the promises you made to me you made in vain I lost myself inside your tainted smile again Cause you can't feel my ANGER You can't feel my pain You can't feel my torment Driving me insane I can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain You can't take away Make me whole again I feel betrayed Stuck in your ways And you rip me apart With the brutal things you say I can't deal with **** anymore I just look away Cause you can't feel my ANGER You can't feel my pain You can't feel my torment Driving me insane I can't fight these feelings they bring only pain You can't take away Make me whole again Mudshovel You take away I feel the same All these promises You promised only pain If you take away And leave me with nothing again 'Cause you can't feel my ANGER You can't feel my pain You can't feel my torment Driving me insane I can't fight these feelings they wil
My Midget Invaded My Blogs!
Could You Pass This Test?
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, ”I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock a
Sister Mary Ann's Gasoline Can
SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'
Fubar Addict Train
Rate All The Pictures In This Folder & Leave A Comment On The Last One When Your Done! Then Fan Add Rate Everyone On The Train And When Your Done Message Me And Ill Make Your Tag Sinful Pleasures naughty&precioussub Slave2Fantasy tat_man73 ~TexasAngel~ })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ MzCaBiBBW
Auction Tonight In Cowboys And Cowgirls From Hell
Come Join Us at 8pm EST Tonight In Cowboys And Cowgirls From Hell For An Auction Come Get Ya A Sexy Cowgirl Or Cowboy Just Click The Pic Below To Enter (repost of original by 'Bones/R/L Love And FU Hubby To Irish Rose/Dj@Gods Forsaken Radio/Owned By Gail/Enforcer@Texas Outlaw' on '2008-08-30 06:13:20') (repost of original by '(¯`·_Ðj ÂÑÐï_.·´¯) &hearts DJ MaNaGeR @ CoWbOyS & CoWgIrLs FrOm HeLl &hearts' on '2008-08-30 06:18:54') (repost of original by 'savageblackwolf ~~~enforcer manager/ manager @ cowboy's n cowgirl's from hell' on '2008-08-30 13:30:12')
Tiberius
There's no money in the till. There's no god in the west. Spent the better part of yesterday with love, and love got the better part of me. Short of individuality, long of atrophy. Forsaken, forgotten, for every want of another word. Because there is no such thing. Because there's nothing better to do. Because. With a grin on the side. I'm nobody special. I'm just a missing piece to the puzzle that never existed. I'm the key to the door that isn't there. Without shape. Without substance. Without reason. Without regret. When you turn your eyes away, I'm no longer. When you silence my voice I'm oblivion. When your skin forgets my lips I'm naught but a distant, glimmering figment. I'm that tune on the tip of your tongue. I'm the smoke in the corner of your eye. I'm just that quiet, somber boy to whom you wouldn't give a chance.
Update
Just a quick update. I'm still here. Just havent been doing anything on here lately. Been really stressed out on not having a job. hardly anyone on here talks to me anymore, had actually thought about deleating my profile. Figured I'd stay around for a little while longer. Maybe things will pick back up, but who knows. Hope everyone has a great day. And I aplogize to those that have rated me and I havent returned the rate back. I will soon be back to normal......I hope :-(
2008 U.s. Presidential Campaign
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Shattering The Mirror
Every now and then something happens, or someone touches your life in a way that completely shatters the way you have always seen yourself. My mirror was broken today, and in the process, I have become a stronger, more confident person. Tomorrow is a new day, and I am a new man.
Tess Needs Help!!!
please help me win a VIP, Bling & Fu Bucks Tess
Roaming Lost Souls
WELCOME TO ROAMING LOST SOULS !! !!! MEET THE OWNERS & LOUNGE CODER ~DJ_L0$T_S0UL$~(THE ONE THAT DONT GET A CHANCE IN HELL)@ fubar DJ~TAMMY~ CO-OWNER OF THE MIST, ROAMING LOST SOULS, & RT. 66@ fubar ♥ DARKANGEL FOREVER LOVING MY ACE ♥ SDMF ♥@ fubar Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS
I'm In An Auction....
So Yeah... I am in an auction and would like you to own me!! I invite all my friends, fans, or anyone else to place a bid on me! The Link to the auction is: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1737137&albumid=1179427&i=3759664946&idx=7 What you get if you win: Rate all pics and stash Fu owned in Name for a Month 2 Salutes one NSFW one SFW Daily Comment and Gift I will throw in 1 or 2 more nsfw salute of YOUR CHOICE for a bling pack (depends on how big the bling pack is) or more depending on what is offered!! The bid should be the the same amount of fubucks plus a bling OR can just be a big bling pack no fubucks. Plz repost this if you would like to help :D
Stop Killing The Prarie Dogs
Stepped Away
I'm gonna go pick my nose now, leave me some love.
Spread The Word
This site is for real! I've done my research, contacted some of the other women. So join up, help me out! Bucks for Bigger Cups
"what Is The Ultimate Motivation In A Life-or-death Fight?"
****************************************************** "We must be eager to kill, to inflict on the enemy --the hated enemy -- wounds, death, and destruction. If we die killing, well and good, but if we fight hard enough, viciously enough, we will kill and live. Live to return home to our family and our girl as conquering heroes -- men of Mars" -- General George Patton ****************************************************** By this time you probably detect a theme in my newsletters about the focus you need when faced by a real life-or-death confrontation. It's simply this: when faced with a life-or-death violent confrontation where using violence is your only option: 1. Don't hesitate. 2. Find your target and strike your target. 3. Keep striking targets until you have destroyed the other guy. Many people come from other 'self-defense' training courses, where they are forced to deal with simulated attacks. I'll pass on the quality of
O-h-i-o
O-H-I-O THIS IS THE YEAR THAT THAT HE LEADS US THROUGH THE YEAR HE WINS IT ALL GO BUCKEYES Buckeye Fight Song - Ohio State University Marching
John Mccain - The Original Maverick (if By Maverick You Mean Giant Hypocrite
The election is really heating up, I saw John McCain on tv yesterday, thought he was bashing Barack Obama again - going on and on about being dangerously unqualified and grossly inexperienced, never served in the military, only a couple years of minor political office, would make a horrible commander in chief - turned out he was just describing his new running mate. You gotta love a guy who bases his entire campaign on leadership ability and experience in this time of war choosing the runner-up Miss Alaska 1984 to be one more heart attack or exploded face-growth away from being leader of the free world. And you have to admire the cojones of the guy who said Obama "would rather win an election than win a war" potentially putting a hockey mom in charge of our entire military just to get the "chick vote." In his 130 years on earth, you'd think by know he'd know that the women of America are smart enough to see through his desperate attempt to drum up support and won't magically vote fo
Is Obama A Communist?
Eye for an eye is a judeo/christian belief not a Christian one. I hate communism, but I also hate commercialism. A little commercialism I can live with, A little communism I can't. If OUR governments;federal, State, and even city taxes are redistributed back to poor who won't work, how is that not communism? I can deal with paying taxes to my local government to take care of local matters but not for paying some traitor in D.C. to over see them. Why am I buying his goddamned lunch every day when I can't afford my own? We are heading for extinction and our government has laws in place that ensure the survival of other races over our own. Thats a fact.
Will I Love You Forever?
Thursday And I loved you Wednesday, Well, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday- So much is true. And why you come complaining Is more than I can see. I loved you Wednesday, -yes- but what Is that to me E. St. Vincent Millay
To Love Another (truely)
To The Not Impossible Him How shall I know, unless I go To Cairo and Cathay, Whether or not this blessed spot Is blest in every way? Now it may be, the flower for me Is beneath my nose; How shall I tell, unless I smell The Carthaginian rose? The fabric of my faithful love No power shall dim or ravel Whilst I stay here, but oh, my dear, If I should ever travel! E. St. Vincent Millay
About Marriage
The Prisoner All right, Go ahead! What's in a name? I guess I'll be locked into As much as I'm locked out of! Edna St. Vincent Millay
Pimpin Dj Kasper692
I'm Pimping out my one of my friends you might already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend. And she is fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping her out so come and show my friend some mad Fu Loving she will return it all. She is trying to make it to the next level lets see if we can get her there, she is 154K to henchman. So lets spank her hard.
Grown-up
GROWN-UP Was it for this I uttered prayers, And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs, That now, domestic as a plate, I should retire at half-past eight? E. St. Vincent Millay
Cindy Mccain--this Will Surprise You
Cindy McCain--this will surprise you � This is an example all of us should follow. �We need to be more hands on than just using our mouth/� This is an interesting article as not much was known about her. �She �was on Leno the other night and it was an interesting interview. �It turns out that she is a character as she is or has been a race car driver and is also a pilot. She flies John around the country to his rallies. �After hearing that about her and reading this I now have a lot of respect for her. Election 2008: Cindy Hensley McCain has been disparaged as a trophy wife, a Barbie, an heiress with fancy purses, even the Paris Hilton of politics. But there's more to the picture than meets the eye. Yes, Mrs. McCain is the perfectly coifed blonde standing dutifully behind the senator during his speeches. And yes, she wears stylish clothing and carries a Prada purse. And it's true she doesn't say much. But feminist crit
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=== 'Horny??JUGGALO!!(JuGgAlO Mafi@~DoN-MEg@)†WÌZ†ÌÐ MÖñKÈ¥Hħ M¥ }{€Ã®† 4L¥f'' wrote the following at '2008-08-30 10:19:50'.. > > Yup, you read that right! Tomorrow, that's Saturday, August 30th, we've got something to tell you Canadian Juggalos about! Actually, we're telling you about it today, but it's goin' down Tomorrow. Anyway, this is your chance to go out and party with your fellow Canadian Juggalos! Here's a poster with all related info for the get together: > > They've also got all the info you need compiled into a nice myspace page you can get to by clicking Myspace.com/SouthernOntMiniGOTJ!
Telethon
I come to you today with a much bigger issue than points or leveling or trying to get you into a lounge. The lives of precious children are at stake. Maybe even someone you love. Scientists are close to finding a cure for muscular dystrophy. Just this past year really significant progress has been made. For instance, researchers recently found a new type of stem cell that seemingly could be the all out cure for MS. It’s worked great in the lab and scientists are getting really excited about this promising discovery. It’s this kind of research that your donations make possible. MDA needs our support now more than ever. They are so close to ending this horrible disease forever. I know times are tight for a lot of us but there are some things that are just so important you can’t overlook them. Even if it’s a small donation, it will make you feel like a million bucks. Earlier this year at the MDA Lock-Up, over half the donations I received were between $10 and $20. If you can’
There's Something About Sarah
“Somehow I got to my feet. I could not see straight, and I was staggering. The boy from the north came after me. I managed to dodge some blows and ride others, but I have little idea how. For the remainder of the round he chased me, and once caught me in a corner and gave me a hammering. I did not go down again, but I knew as I sat on my stool and the cool sponge was rubbed over my flesh that I was desperately behind on points. I would have to knock him out to win.” This account from a boxing match in John Christopher’s 1967 novel “The City of Gold and Lead” (ISBN 002042700) came to my mind before I took a shower this morning, and the more I reflect – something writing these allows me to do, I’ll confess – on it, the more in my own life and in the world shaping up around me, the more it feels like I need to get off the defensive I don’t even realize I’m on. Last night I got madder at myself because you’d think I’d know what size diapers and pull-ups my kids wear without looki
Souls Brought Among From God
the vision of the love we share are among each other's eyes the heat of our bodies burn when we are together and close we share our hearts of thoughts and memories we share and the kisses are to hot our hugs are so bare of hotness from each other skins we bleed when we are apart but our minds stay close I walk among eath and stare at you and watch always over you and we share the light of life together never let the light go out and the coldness comes in share the hot life of us together forever
Sick Of Dumb Asses On Fubar
Why is it that fubar can mark pix tht show ur bra w your face in it as nsfw but yet bitches get to dress in lingerie n shit and flaunt it n they dont get marked....I think fubar is getting stupider by the minute and trust me this isnt the only site on the web were u can meet people n have fun n shit...I am about to say fuck fubar all together them hypocrite bastards
Help Make This Punk A Godfather!! Bites & Licks
Can U spare a few minutes and help me make Punk a godfather.. he's close just needs a lil help from great friends!! Please and thank you .. muahhhzzz!! Just Click Here ..*bats eyelashes* hehehe
Top 5 Reasons People Are Rude In Mumms
Top 5 answers why people are rude in mumms 1. The word respect isn't in them. 2. They think its cool to be rude. 3. Much like a bully in school when you were a child, they haven't grown up. 4. Somewhere along their journey in life , some one pee'd in the wheaties and they feel like passing along the misery 5. Even though they don't like the mumm and could just move on, they just have to have the last word. :) have a great day
Autism Awareness 8-30 Update
Awareness Train This is a cause I hold very dear to my heart. I would love to get as many people on this awareness train as we can get. SO I'm tossing in an EXTRA bonus. Every 25th person that joins THIS train (and rates the awareness folder) will receive a 1 credit bling from me (my choice & will be given during a happy hour). Numbers will be based on the order the fumail comes in. You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment. When you have rated everyone message me (aGEM4life) to be added to the list. Rate my Autism Awareness folder to receive your personal Proudly Showing Awareness tag. Start with this one... The supporters... 1. ♥aGEM4life♥@ fubar 2. HersheyK@ fubar 3. UnknownCowboy@ fubar 4. ♥ Heartt65 ♥@ fubar 5.
Ali Made This Beautiful Poem For Me On 8 30 2008 With All Of His Heart And Soul
i love you more everyday my name i long 4 u to say do u know just how i feel? do u know this love is real some times i wonder what u think when you here my name do your cheeks turn pink do u dream about me every night and wish to hug me and hold me tight do u think we are ment to be? together 4 ever u and me these are the questions that run through my mind your way into my heart you did find, it drives me crazy as to what i should do should i risk a friend ship and confess to u or should i keep my feelings inside? keeped them locked up, let them hide i just don't know what to do anymore my heart it aches my heart is sore i love you more than you could know and i don't ever want to let you go so even if im just a friend I'll always love you till the end
On Historic Day, Obama Disses Small Town America
On Historic Day, Obama Disses Small Town America palinBy: Jacob Dawson On a day in which history should be celebrated, Senator Barack Obama chose to once again trash small town America. The Obama campaign's first statement regarding Palin as VP was used to once again offend most of America. "Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency." This statement is typical of an Obama campaign that stands for everything rural America is against, however to make such a statement on a historic day is not only rude, it is down right disgusting. Last night, while Obama was making his "historic" speech, McCain used his campaign ad money to congradulate Obama on his success. Unfortunately, the Obama campaign doesn't have as much class. This is sad, however, I will not let such classless remarks from Obama dampen what is an extraordinary day for women, the GOP, and all of America.
A Little Fun
well i was bored and i was comming up with nursey ryhmes. well this is as far as i got peter, peter, pumpkin beater had a wife and couldnt eat her......... i was wondering if ya can help me come up with more to this nursey ryhme . woop woop mmwfkl
About Me.
I have been married to the same guy for over 30 years and I love him very much but one guy has never been enough for me. I have cuckold him for most of the 30 years we have been married and with many different guys. I have been with over 100 different guys, some many times and some only one time. I have fucked my hubby's friends, my friends, his co-workers, my co-workers. complete strangers and three of my first cousins. I always go bareback and love to swallow cum. I have fucked them in my bed, their bed, in Motels, in cars, in trucks, in restrooms, on the groundin public parks or about anywhere else they wanted me. I have my hubby sometimes take pics. and video the action and then clean me afterwards. He is a good cuck and has sucked guys hard for me and has clean my cum off their cocks as well as suck their cum from my pussy. I've had him set up dates for me, take me to a Motel and pay for the room so he can watch me getting fucked. I have fucked about twenty different black guys an
~last Chance To Own Me~
Hi to all my Family and Friends! Keith67~Fu-Husband To Phoenix~ Is Hosting a Support Our Troops Auction. So this is your last chance to own me, you won't be seeing me in another auction for awhile. lol. Although, you will be seeing me in the Fu-Calendar Contest coming soon. So come check out my Auction and bid if you like. The Auction is just over Labor Day Weekend. Ends September 2nd. Hope to hear from you! Love, Hugs and Kisses, NCGirlUSA Click on this Pic to go to the Auction! ~THANKS~
If You Have A Heart, Plz Repost This
-Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday .London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so dam
I'm Crazy!
So there I was, confronted to be what seemed like what was the most tumescent phallus I have ever seen before in my sexual life. It was beautiful. I bowed my head in reverence and blessed it with my mouth, until it gave me what I wanted. The hot sticky cream that I most desperately wanted. I couldn't stand it anymore and needed it to fill me up, stuffing me almost. I could feel it pulsate and throb deep into my hot moist center. Thrusting over and over, delving deeper into the wetness stirring a sleeping giant, I could feel the quakes begin. My muscles began squeezing and clenching for dear life, strangulating the invader, squeezing whatever living liquid remained in it. As it slips out as gently as it entered, I feel what lust he left spill out of the hole as another shudder ran thru me. I lay back satisfied like I had never felt. The last waves shiver thru my core, as I drift to sleep.
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Sarah Palin: A Dream Come True For Republicans
Sarah Palin: A Dream Come True for Republicans by Marcia Segelstein John McCain demonstrated both political savvy and sheer boldness in selecting Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate. Here's what people should know about her, and why Republicans should like her. In her own words, from her gubernatorial website, here is where she stands on the free market, guns, health care and key social issues: "I'm a conservative Republican, a firm believer in free market capitalism." "I'm a lifetime member of the NRA, I suppport our Constitutional right to bear arms...I grew up hunting and fishing in Alaska." "I support flexibility in government regulations that allow competition in health care that is needed, and is proven to be good for the consumer, which will drive down health care costs and reduce the need for government subsidies." "I am pro-life and I believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman." So
My Poem
These nights grow colder The world, it grows dark My life grows older And my mind wants to park Yet I've got a dream An indestructible flame That keeps me alive And away from pure shame. And I've got a future And however unclear I know my demise Is far, not near. And I now know That a true anchor is love And someone out there Keeps me from floating above. I wish I could thank him Yet he's too far away My ultimate dream,of course, is Meeting my love someday.
A Poem I Wrote For My Childhood Best Friend's Mom Who Passed Away Recently
The Piano The piano it sits quietly now, Not sure of the reasons of the why and how. Long ago and most recent hearing it - Brings back memories of good times well spent. I loved the way you would make it sound, I never complained about it being so loud. I miss you and your love, Knowing God took you and placed you up above. I will always carry you in my heart and soul, Like a song from the piano never grows old. I miss you and love you my dear friend, Please don't that that piano and your song end. Written for Marilyn Nelson
Our Special Day.... Our Wedding
The day I married you The day I married you, The sun was setting and the moon a new. I realized my life was going to change and so would yours, Life has begun to open up new doors. A new found future in our hands, Loving, laughing, living is oh so grand. I love you with all my heart and soul, Trusting no one but you so it be told. I married you for better or worse, But in my eyes there is no curse. Through thick and thin we will stay, When I said "I do" I meant it forever and always. So, everytime I look at you.... I remember the day I said " I do". Married Andrew M. Potter on August 11, 2008 in Las Vegas, NV.
The Rules *pls Read*
PLEASE READ 1.) IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME BABE, BABY, SWEETIE, HONEY, ETC. ITS REALLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU GET CALLED THAT A 100 TIMES A DAY ON HERE. 2.) PLEASE DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWERS TO. LIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU OR WHERE ARE YOU FROM? THE ANSWERS ON MY PROFILE READ IT. 3.) I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ON CAM. 4.) BY THE WAY I DON'T WANT SEE YOU ON CAM (JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME) 5.) I DON'T RATE OR COMMENT ON NFSW PICS. 6.) WHICH MEANS I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS. SO DON'T EVEN ASK. 7.) I DON'T HAVE ANY MESSENGERS, YAHOO, AOL, MSN, ETC. SO NO NEED TO ASK. 8.) I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU GET OFF EITHER. SUSCRIBE TO PORN IF YOU WANT THAT. 9.) I DON'T WANT TO TALK DIRTY WITH OR TO YOU SO DO EVEN TRY. AND IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRTY IS THAT WOULD BE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATION. 10.) AND YES I DO HAVE A N.S.F.W. PIC. NOTICE I SAID A PIC WHICH MEANS 1. AND YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN IT. SO
The Election Year
In this year of Presidential election I think you may find this interesting. And be sure to read it to the end! Read it to the end------ Harry Truman, from Missouri, was a different kind of President. He probably made as many important decision regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House. Historians have written the only asset he had when he died was the house he lived in, which was in Independence Missouri. On top of that, his wife inherited the house from her Mother. When he retired from office in 1952, his income was a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year. After President Eisenhower was inaugurated, Harry and Bess drove home to Missouri by themse
Family
okay heres everyone look.... okay at this way if you were married some you loved for so then they do something stupied to mess up the marriage whould u stay or go then those you guys have young kids the spouse been gone for 3 half years what you do would stay with the man your married to or leave some help u take your kids and your spouse been in out jail for something the state he did
Can I Take My Rock And Roll And Cashew Chicken To Europe?
I spent last weekend with my friends from Denmark and have decided that i want to relocate to Europe, where ? Probably Denmark to start. My friend Casper's girlfriend convinced me that I need to go to Denmark, the average weather and dry air, the real women, and the attitudes and ways of thinking have me sold on it. I have another friend from the states who lives in the Netherlands who wants to pimp me out, hopefully to girls hahaha so i know at least i'll one job i could fall back on hahaha I just want change, and i'm tired of the way's of thinking that i see everywhere around me. I really don't think that America is going to revert back from the way's that it has changed in the past 8 years for a very long time, if ever. It's the way of thought that this country was founded on that i have been ashamed of ever since i was old enough to understand what my mother was telling me and what the true history of this country is. Ever country has it's sad story but i want to live in an
Murmurs In The Breeze
When I walk the meadow, Searching for rainbow's end, The colors in the distance Bring voices on the wind. And there amid the flowers, I listen without a sigh: The spirits of the Ancients Echo their hearts reply. Sacred Murmurs on the breeze, What would you say to me, If I became the rainbow, Or the standing tree? Would you ask me to listen, Or add my voice to yours? Becoming a Guardian Spirit Of these acient woods. Jamie Sams If you can imagine, you can learn to understand the viewpoints of other life forms. Imagining how it feels to be another part of nature is a good exercise. It broadens our perspective and sometimes allows us to hear the viewpoints of our relations in the natural world. Touching these living things through your feelings is always very healing.
We Are Proud To Be Americans...let's Show It!
Subject: Get YOUR FLAG Ready to FLY Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this Email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. Please post this on your blog! THE PROGRAM: On Thursday, September 11th, 2008, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this seventh anniversary of one our country's worst tragedies. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mo
October 2009 Join Me On My Cruise !!
October 2009 ....Come & join My Group Cruise !! Body: I just want to make sure that I personally invite all my Friends for my birthday Cruise Next year onboard Carnival Victory . We will be sailing October 18, 2009 out of San Juan Puerto Rico . The itinerary will be a 7 day cruise featuring the Southern Caribbean Ports. And all cabins booked with my Group will get $100 ONBOARD CREDIT! We are also setting up a pre cruise cocktail party before we sail !! So come join my celebration ! :-) Come celebrate my birthday next year , on a cruise . I hope you are able to join me . Our Group Rates are as follows: SPECIAL GROUP PAYMENT PLAN - First deposit of $100.00 per person is due NOW , to reserve your CABIN. Second deposit of $150.00 per person is due by 10/30/08. Final Payment is due by 08/04/09. CATEGORIES THAT REQUIRE FULL PER PERSON DEPOSITS. I.E. Cat 9A, 11, 12's etc > >. These categories will require full deposit by 10/30/08.Rate supports amenities.
Sensual Magick Please Read And Contact Me If Interested
I just found out about a new business today. If you want the link, add me to yahoo, jmedina531 and ask me for it. It is free to join today and tomorrow and you get a commission off any products (adult) your friends and family order and you get a 30% discount when you order through your own site??? what could the down side be, right??? If you want more info, either email me at jmedina531@yahoo.com or call or text me at 210-807-1779 or send me a message here or through the shout box and put sensual magick in the subject line, Thanks johnny aka 2thick
Are You A Turtle??
The Rules: 1. Stop by Mz Phyl's page and rate her Are You A Turtle folder... Start with this pic... 2. While you are there, if you are a Turtle, you will KNOW what to do... If you are not a turtle, send Mz Phyl a private message, and she will give you the information needed to become a turtle. 3. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Are You a Turtle?" 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** Click o
Ur Face.
In the top drawer of ur dresser to the left you'll find a 357 Smith & Wessen,slowly take it out and lock and load one round into the magizine. Point it to the side of ur head and pull the trigger until you hear a metallic click. After this you will hear........
Emptiness
One Of Those Moments
Part 1 of 3. Across the miles he drives, up, and farther up the interstate he goes, toward the agreed upon destination. As the miles pass, his mind drifts, and he envisions her glowing radiance, her commanding presence. He imagines her walking into the room, all heads turning, and the room falling quiet. For what seems an eternal moment, the surrounding chatter stops and the only sound in the room is the tinkle of ice settling in the bottom of a glass. For this, the first of three appointed "dates" for the weekend, they had agreed upon a more "formal" setting. No, not formal in terms of tux and gown, but formal in the sense of a quality restaurant, attentive, but non-invasive, service, and a comfortable menu; there was no way he would tolerate the distraction of having catsup drip down his starched shirt while sitting in some "doo-dah" burger joint. Tonight was to be a night of "hello's", and "it's good to finally meet you"s. A night where, hopefully, eyes would meet, and
Sesnual Magick Just Found Out Today...ask Me About Sensual Magick
I just found out about a new business today. If youo want the link, add me to yahoo, jmedina531 and ask me for it. It is free to join today and tomorrow and youo get a commission off any products (adult) your friends and fmaily order and you get a 30% discount when you order through your own site??? what could the down side be, right??? If you want more info, either email me at jmedina531@yahoo.com or call or text me at 210-807-779 or send me a message here or through the shout box and put sensual magick in the subject line, Thanks johnny aka 2thick
So Then She Said....
...I'm on the phone with Rubeth. She says "hi" to everybody! If you don't know her you should. Go say hi because she thought enough of everyone to say hi to you all. hehehehehe. Ruby Cairo >Please Read Profile< ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia@ fubar Floater - Every Time I Die
Editorial On Obama
Ugh
I am not a mean spirited person and I refuse to change my values or beliefs for ANYONE. I don't think anyone should give up theirs either. I don't like being called disrespectful. I will never post any names on here as I think that is just wrong and really none of your business. If I have an issue with someone it will always be between me and that person. I may ask for opinions, but I will never say who exactly I am talking about. It is not me to spread rumors, I dealt with that in high school and it is not fun. I will talk to just about anybody as long as they respect me. I am interesting in getting to know new people and yes I am crushing on someone and it is frustrating because I don't know what to say to him. He is the only person that I withhold from. I really don't know why. I keep saying the wrong thing. I tend to laugh or blab on and on when I get nervous and those are major turn offs. I have come a long way since I first got on Fubar. I am talking more freely as I get more acq
♥pebblesinaz♥
I'm Pimping out my newest owner I know already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend and as my fu owner. And she is She's fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping her out so come and show my new owner some mad Fu Lovin she will return it all.
News
All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.
Politically In Con Did I Say Con
A little background on McCains VP candidate from someone who knew her when she was nothing more than a drunk bar slut running around Palmer/Wasilla while her husband was off fishing or mushing.. So how does a nobody with a BS in journalism, from a tiny speck of a town (Wasilla population 6,500) in Ak end up as a VP running mate? Big oil.. After she was impeached as Mayor of Wasilla (she couldn't even handle THAT job for 2 years) she sold her soul to big oil companies in order to become governor.. They pumped millions into her campaign as she ran all over the state saying she was "for" Alaskans and an all Alaskan gasline.. Being "for" the Alaska gasline is what got her elected.. Since her election here's what she has accomplished.. She managed to get Alaska's gasline project on the ballot two more times here (we had already resoundinly voted all Alaska gasline once before) to try and change our minds and give all our gas rights to Canada.. Her proposal was defeated in a landslide twi
This Is Very Important To Me
Please show this amazing woman some love. Even if it is just a rate. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me. EVER. In 62 days I will be moving to Illinois to spend the rest of my life with her. She is the answer to all my prayers. Please drop by her page and send her some love. Thank you. GR8COWGIRL@ fubar
"untitled And Unfinished"
I feel explanations don't really excuse so I'm just gonna post it lol UNTITLED Drowning in shallow water Take a pill to make me smarter Only, to sleep it off again Always running in place Feel alone in crowded spaces And dream, when I'm awake Nothing in my life now Makes much sense Waiting for my life To recommence And just try to carry on In spite of it all To walk that ledge Try not to fall Right now that is enough Having conversations with My imagination and Losing the argument To be continued...
"i'll Never" Sap Alert
Again, blame my muse and the fact I had just quit smoking and that really f's with your brain and this was the first stringing along of coherent or whatever...it sucks but I like to use it for comparison...much how I use "Dude Where's My Car" for movies ;) I'll Never No matter the miles No matter the distance I'll never be too far Away from you No matter my fear Of any resistance I'll never be too Scared to follow through Because you've given me The things I need to finally Believe in me and nothing's Standing in my way anymore I'm standing now, you helped Me off the floor And I'll never be the me I was before No matter the cause No matter your calling I'll never be the one to turn on you So when you stumble Whenever you're falling I'll never be not there To catch you Because you've given me The things I need to finally Believe in me and nothing's Standing in my way anymore You came inside and opened up That door And I'll never be the m
Dallas Cowboy
Duane Thomas former Dallas Cowboy played back in 1971, is at Walmart in Mesquite. He will be signing autographs for $10 all day today.
Loc N Load & Cca
SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE BEST PEOPLE I KNOW DJ LocNLoad(AKA 'PAPPI')~Owner Of ForbiddinPleasures~EnforcerMgr.@ClubTOOSEXY~Security@AcesU@ fubar ~DJ SEXII BAD BITCH CCA~Owner of Forbidden Pleasures~ Manager@ClubTooSexy ~Greeter @ACES UP& UNTAMAB@ fubar
The Polite Way To Pee....
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to Teach good manners, asked her students the Following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner With a nice young lady,how would you tell her That you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would Be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to Say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain For once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused For a moment? I have to shake hands with a Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
"what's This World For?" Not Country...yay
This director/stuntman/musician in LA wanted to fly me out to work on lyrics for his music...never happened obviously but I did write this one for him because he asked for "A Creed type song" I'm not a big fan of Creed but whatever, lol WHAT'S THIS WORLD FOR? Waiting for the next missed opportunity Pushing to go nowhere Faking blind While you can see You drink from empty vessels Feeding on your malcontent You'd treat yourself to reason But your faith has all been spent CHORUS What's this world for If not for you and me? What's the question You must answer to be free? And what's the difference Between your life and mine? Why you digging through it all If not to find? I can let you through the door But your label must be shed You can take this gift of living Once you've gave up playing dead You can walk besides me always Pick a creed and make a choice Not repeating all your old sins And give strength to your own voice What's this world
Get Your Bling On
That's right I'm holding my second bling auction since the first was such a success...so come on by and check out what is being auctioned and bid on these great blings Auction starts Saturday August 30th and ends Sunday September 7th Bidding starts at 20k fubucks These will be the blings to be auctioned off
"buckshot And Whiskey" Yes, Another Country Tune :p
For the record, tho it seems to follow the whole Carried Underwood cheatin boyfriend trend, I got the idea when I was visiting my brother in Tennessee in 2006 and honestly, when aren't women wanting to f' up cheatin boyfriends sh!t? It's nothing new. I had no inspiration for this, but the title popped in my head and I loved the double entendre. :) Licks, not sure if I spelled that right. Uh, also for the record, I have never had the nerve to f' up anyone's stuff...as Jim has attested I'm secretly a nice person masquerading as a b!tch ;) Buckshot and Whiskey You broke up in a letter On the refrigerator door Said that you found someone new Didn't love me anymore Cried till I was bone dry Then sang a little blues Slipped into my red dress And my favorite shoes Called up my girlfriends They said what do you need? A couple rounds of buckshot and whiskey Buckshot and whiskey Really hits the spot My broken heart feels better With each and every shot Could h
"sorry That I'm Late" Country Sap Alert
You've been adequately warned, it's pure corn syrup confection. It came to me one afternoon on my way to work at the club so it's at least a couple years old. Oh and it's meant for a male singer, go figure..f'n stupid muse, lol Anyways, go ahead and do your worse cuz once I get music written I'll be collecting my CMA award, ha ha ha Dreamland is fun :D Sorry That I'm Late He met her at the Dairy Queen She was the sweetest thing he'd ever seen But he somehow found the nerve to ask Her on a date On a shortcut to pick her up The tire blew on his daddy's truck And he showed up at her house Two hours late He held her hand and dried her tears As her parents called the tow truck I meant to be her sooner, It was just A case of bad luck Sorry that I'm late I took a wrong turn on the way But I'm back on track and on The road that I was meant to take Sorry that I'm late, I didn't Mean to make you wait So long for me But I knew that I would make it here E
Unfinished "one Of Those Days"
I lost the verses and don't want to try and recreate them on the fly so I'll just post the chorus and come back later, lol that's why I love the small white square it's so accomodating :) I think my muse has ADHD because I often receive only smatterings of a song and of various genres...don't worry you can spot most of the country tunes by the saccharin sugary texture ;) ONE OF THOSE DAYS ~CHORUS~ It's just one of those days When it's safer To crawl back into bed Lock the door, turn off the phone And pull the covers over my head Run away by staying in Wait it out Till it's safe to start again It's just one of those days ~CHORUS~
Unreal
This is a train like no other..you could say its... to get on this train isnt easy! its not for tha faint of heart! no simple R/F/A here.....we all know thats TOO EASY!! to get your spot on this train... 1* R/F/A all riders 2* rate each riders pik album...*about 25pix* pm if you need more time due to rate limits (good things come to those who wait) 3* let each rider know your joining and if u need more time or not 4* message me when your done ALL the above let me know if u need more time/PM'd riders and ill add you and your album! })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ®@ fubar **RIDERS** })i({ HER-WORLD })i({ and her album Ramrod☺ and his album Cisco Kid and his album Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ and his album
Gustav Swells To Dangerous Cat 3 Storm Off Cuba
Gustav swells to dangerous Cat 3 storm off Cuba By WILL WEISSERT, Associated Press Writer 16 minutes ago HAVANA - Gustav swelled to an increasingly fearsome Category 3 hurricane with winds of 125 mph as it shrieked toward the heartland of Cuba's cigar industry Saturday on a track to hit the U.S. Gulf Coast, three years after Hurricane Katrina. ADVERTISEMENT The storm already has killed 78 people in the Caribbean and the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said it could become even stronger in the Gulf of Mexico before hitting the Katrina-battered U.S. coast. Cuban state television announced that all buses and trains to and from Havana were suspended, as was ferry and air service to the Isla de Juventud, the outlying Cuban island-province next in Gustav's path. Calls to the island were met with a recorded message saying lines were jammed due to excessive demand. Stiff winds whipped intermittent rains across Havana, where police officers in blue and orange rain coa
What You Mean To Me
shes asked me if i love her. YES my dear what you mean to me is life itself. yet she has doubts, why I only tell her I love her everyday! What you mean to me. I breath eveyday because of you. I awake because you are bye my side. I look into your eyes and all i see is my happiness. You mean the world to me, and yet she has doubts. WHAT you mean to me. you are my everything. without you i would be lost. could i live without you, NO! I would rather off be dead! WHAT you mean to me. EVERYTHING ! i love you with all my heart and soul!
Your Other Side
You dont think I know you The side you try to hide But have seen the soul of you, For I have looked into your eyes The side you guard so much The side that longs for a gentle touch The side so dark and cold The side that needs a hand to hold I know the tears you cry For I have seen your other side
A Skank
THIS CHICK HAS GUT TO TALK SHIT AND THEN RUN'S FAST AND BLOCKS ME
Fubar Trains Main List 1-100 Updated
Ok me and Tat Man73 are both admitted Train Alchy's You have one we join it lol. Dont know what a train is? Well a train is usually posted in a bulletin or a blog and joining one can give you many rewards be it new friends, extra points and some trains even throw in a special tag made just for joining. So this list is made for all the Train Aholics like us and the Trains owners as well. Now it seems that were in so many that we lose track of whose running what and how to find the addys when we need them. So this blog will keep up with where everything is. And also to bring some of the older trains back to life once more. If you have one that I haven't added please private message me with the blogs addy and I'll add it to the list The trains are in no particular order some are old trains some are newer ones. I'm going to list the trains by where the blogs are located. *Note the blog that it's listed in may not always be the owner of the train* The owner is usually listed in the be
Hanna Pa# 10
1100 AM AST SAT AUG 30 2008 ...TROPICAL STORM WATCHES ISSUED FOR PORTIONS OF THE BAHAMAS AND THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS... AT 11 AM AST...1500 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE BAHAMAS HAS ISSUED A TROPICAL STORM WATCH FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS...INCLUDING THE ACKLINS...CROOKED ISLAND...THE INAGUAS...MAYAGUANA...AND THE RAGGED ISLANDS...AS WELL AS FOR THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 AM AST...1500Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 21.9 NORTH...LONGITUDE 66.4 WEST OR ABOUT 305 MILES...490 KM...EAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST NEAR 8 MPH...13 KM/HR. A WEST TO WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF HANNA IS FORECAST TO MOVE NEAR OR JUST NORTHEAST OF
Gustav Pa #23
1100 AM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV EVEN A LITTLE STRONGER AS IT CLOSES IN ON WESTERN CUBA... AT 1100 AM EDT...1500 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS HAS DISCONTINUED THE HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. AT 1100 AM EDT...A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE TO DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCE OF VILLA CLARA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...AND CAMAGUEY.
Crybabies... And Chivalry.
Apparently, someone on my block list took offense to a blog I wrote, so it's gone. However, there was a quote in there that I don't want to forget... and it will remain here. Chivalry is not dead. Occasionally he can be seen hanging out with his retarded cousin, Ignorance. Remember, kids, play nice. Truth is an absolute defense.
Passionman71!
I have an awesome owner! He's not only a wonderful part of the Shadow Levelers he's a great friend who will go out of his way to help anyone. So swing by and rate him up! ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~ Proudly owned by~ Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}~@ fubar Tell him I sent ya! lauria@ fubar
Ma Family
ok so seriously im starting to go crazy....everytime ma niece (ma mom has custody of) comes to ma dad they want me to take care of her. i mean i have no problem taking care of her i love her to death but thats tha only time they want me to talk to her. shes three how am i suppose to ignore her. im not supposed to play with her or talk to her unless im getting her something to eat or drink. or taking her to tha bathroom. they could see her jus as much as i do if they wanted to but they never ask ma mom to have her. i always have to ask for her. and they dont even play with her they say hi to her and thats about it. then ma lil sister plays with her but ma lil sis is usually mean to her. she makes her play tha games she wants and tells her shes not gon play with her. i cant even step in to make sure shes not. they dont want me near her when shes here. they dont let her scream or run or play like lil kids do. this is really aggravating.
Useless Info! :) Quotes
A new site I found, that has access to a shit ton of quotes. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page It's great. Well, if you're a geek like me, and enjoy useless info. :p
Dating Woas. Ahh Me
I hate to say it but, I believe that I am permanently doomed to failure when it comes to the dating world. I do not seem to find much luck when it comes to dating or meeting ladies. I work too dang much to have time to meet any first of all, and when I do end up finding time to go out with someone, they seem to decide within two weeks time every time to either just stop talking to me, or give me some sort of excuse or what ever. They each have told me they want a nice guy which I feel I am, and I show my kindness, and two weeks of trying to show that, and I noticed many of them run right back to the jerks of the area. Oh well, their loss is what I say. I feel that any of these women could have had a lot if they gave me a chance. I do not feel the need to try to look anymore. If it is meant to be, whom ever it is will have to come find me. I am giving up on the chase, I do not want to do that mess anymore. I will just continue to spend my money on myself, and be happy with my own person
Meet My Newest Owner
MEET MY NEW OWNER HE'S A GREAT GUY WHO CONTINUOUSLY HELPS PEOPLE LEVEL WITHOUT ASKING ANYTHING IN RETURN. STOP BY HIS PAGE AND RATE/FAN/ADD/CRUSH/BLING HIM. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. HD Petes Ultra Classic FU BOMBER FAMILY@ fubar
I Dumped Her
i tried to be reasonable and suggest a break and she got nasty on me, so i dumped her. over is over now.
Tough Stuff
Robbys godson was hit by drunk driver and he is leaving this friday to be with him.I dont mind that but I hate being away from him even for a minute.I know its stupid.We also have alot of unpaid bills.Our electricity was cut off,our gas,our water is next because we couldnt pay them.I recently went back to work and was hoping we would catch up on our bills and stuff so I could get my son back.Now Robby has quit his job and is leaving and I fear we will never get ahead.UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Essence Of Beauty
Essence of beauty There are so many different aspects of life that you cannot ever experience them all. And therein lies the beauty of being. With each dawning day comes a fresh new set of possibilities. The more you choose to experience, the more there is remaining to experience. As you contemplate all that you know, you create new avenues of contemplation. The more intensely you explore, the more new territory you open up for further exploration. There is no end to that territory of experience. For each possibility leads surely to a whole new universe of possibilities. Within you is life that ever yearns to know itself more fully. Every moment is an opportunity for new and unique expression. The essence of beauty is that there is no limit to the way that beauty can be, no limit to the form that beauty can take. Now is the moment to experience beauty in a way that it has never been known before. -- Ralph Marston
It Takes All Emotions.
If I cry tears let them wash away your fears - make a rainbow of love for you. --Thom Klika It takes both sun and rain to make a rainbow in the sky. The rainbow is a rare and beautiful thing - each color brilliant beside the other. Rain falls to earth like the tears we all shed sometimes. Sunlight shines like the happiness we find inside when we feel peaceful. The colors of the rainbow are like all the different feelings we have. Let's say red is anger and green is fear and orange is joy and violet is contentment. All these feelings create a whole person, in the same way that all these colors make the whole rainbow. We become more colorful people as we learn to express all our emotions. A person who is learning to share feelings radiates the same kind of beauty as a rainbow in the sky. Who can I share a feeling with today?
Bigfoot
7/27/2008: We've gotten several reports recently and gotten a few new faces here at the W.V.B.I.G..(West Virginia Bigfoot Investigations Group) and Dennis recently spent 3 days in Tucker County, but found nothing of interest. Among the recent reports was one Adam received of an 18 wheeler allegedly hitting a Bigfoot about 18 months ago in Pendleton County. But the last time I talked to Adam, the witness hadn't returned the call he made to do a follow up interview. Big surprise!! lol. It really ticks me off that some people think we are stupid enough to believe anything they tell us without questioning it. 8/09/2008: The "Blue Ridge Outdoors" article I was interviewed for awhile back is finally out & you can read it at http://www.blueridgeoutdoors.com/content/August-2008/In-Search-of-Bigfoot/ It's a good article, even though it didn't mention my organization, which was the reason I did it. I was hoping to get the word out to all the people in WV who have seen a Bigfoot or evidence of
This Is How You Get Blocked!!
Here is a perfect example of an idiot who got blocked without reading my page first. I'm so tired of this crap!! Enjoy...have fun reading his mistake!! There are hundreds of Dream Bodys in this place. Nice, but nothing touches a Woman with a Body that also has a Beautiful Face. Rare. Extremely. The Best reward from Sex comes from watching such a Woman's eyes roll back in Her head and she sighs as She tries to breathe and hold Her kiss with you all at the same time, and you Feel Her shudder as She comes. I have no use for the teenyboppers here, they are just eye-candy. You are the type of Woman I came here for in the 1st place. Thank you, Lady Kasie. I close my eyes and your naked Body is lying on a masseuse table in front of me. Beside you is a can of shaving cream, a Venus razor, a bottle of your fave Bath & Body Works Massage Oil, a K-Y His & Hers pack, a 9" vibrating latex toy, two bottles of wine, and one red rose. I could keep you occupied for hours and now I have
Hanna Pa #9
500 AM AST SAT AUG 30 2008 ...HANNA HEADING WESTWARD WITH LITTLE CHANGE IN STRENGTH... INTERESTS IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS AND THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF HANNA. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 AM AST...0900Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA WAS ESTIMATED NEAR LATITUDE 21.9 NORTH...LONGITUDE 66.3 WEST OR ABOUT 240 MILES...390 KM...NORTH OF SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO AND ABOUT 310 MILES ...500 KM...EAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST NEAR 12 MPH...19 KM/HR. A GRADUAL TURN TO THE WEST-NORTHWEST IS EXPECTED LATER TODAY FOLLOWED BY A TURN BACK TO THE WEST ON SUNDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS REMAIN NEAR 50 MPH...85 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. LITTLE CHANGE IN STRENGTH IS FORECAST TODAY BUT HANNA COULD BE NEAR HURRICANE STRENGTH ON SUNDAY. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWAR
Apology
Why do i always make myself so mad, and then I just get upset and sad. I always have to deal with my pain, even though there really is nothing to gain. My closet is just so full of shit, wish I could dig a large pit. Maybe jump in and bury myself inside, would you call that suicide? I hate some of the things I do, like the bad words I say to you. Sometimes I think I should just leave, is that what you want of me? Don`t mean to say the things that hurt, my words always come out fast and so curt. I just want to know how you feel, sitting here feeling like a heel. It is okay if you hate me right now, don`t know if I can make it better somehow. Maybe if I say I`m sorry will do, didn`t mean for words to hurt you!!
~what Is A Blog?~
So yea...being that I'm still pretty new to all this shit, I was bored, and did a little research last night. What is a Blog? A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a Web site, usually maintained by an individual,[citation needed] with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog. Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (artlog), photographs (photoblog), sketches (sketchblog), videos (vlog), music (MP3 blog), audio (podcasting), wh
Vote For Yoda Pup!
http://www.worldwidefido.com/watch/7340/the-king
Change
I see into my own future, once again I am someones doormat. Why do I let people walk all over me, always did let them do that. Insecurity is what I am surrounded by, think maybe they want even like me. Always play the role for others, for what they want me to be. Should I just break out of my shell, and stop looking through there eyes. I hide behind my mask, as if I have to wear a disguise. Maybe I should just be myself, that I think is within my range. You know maybe you are right, it is about time for a change. Change is always a good thing, thanks for showing me the light. I will do what is best for me, and give 100% with all my might. Don`t you think we could all use a little CHANGE?
Midget!
Agitated...
I'm almost to Godmother...just 750,000 more points...could somebody please help me out here? P.S. When I hit Godmother I'm deleting my account;)
Gustav Pa #22a
800 AM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...MAJOR HURRICANE GUSTAV CONTINUES TO STRENGTHEN... ...CONDITIONS DETERIORATING OVER THE ISLE OF YOUTH... AT 800 AM EDT...1200 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS AND CIENFUEGOS. A HURRICANE WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WARNING ALSO REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCE OF VILLA CLARA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA... GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF KEY WEST TO THE DRY TORTUGAS AND FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF VILLA CLARA...SANCTI
Who Wants A Happy Hour Or 1 Year Vip Or Big Bling Pack????????
THE CONTEST WILL BE STARTING SUNDAY SEPT. THE 7TH @ NOON EASTERN TIME THAT IS 11 CENTRAL AND 9 FU TIME. AND CONTEST WILL END ON THE 21ST OF SEPT AT SAME TIME OF DAY! THERE IS STILL TIME TO JOIN THIS RACE IF YOU WANT IN ON THE FUN! OKAY HERE IS AN UPDATE ABOUT THE RACE I AM ABOUT TO HOLD!! IT WILL BE A COMMENT BOMBING RACE!! RATES WILL COUNT AS WELL! THEY WILL BE WORTH 5 COMMENTS!! SO FIRST PLACE WILL HAVE THE CHOICE BETWEEN A 1 YEAR VIP OR A HAPPY HOUR OR A BIG BLING PACK! AND SECOND WILL HAVE A CHOICE FROM A 20 DOLLAR BLING PACK OR A 7 DAY BLAST OR A 1 MONTH VIP! THIRD PLACE WILL BE DETERMINED AT END IF ENOUGH INTEREST IS SHOWED BY THE THIRD PLACE PERSON! I WAS GOING TO START ON THE 15TH BUT IF I GET ENOUGH PEOPLE BEFORE THEN I WILL START EARLY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR JOIN UP AND LETS WIN SOME STUFF! RACE WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS! AND IF YOU WANNA JOIN PRIVATE MESSAGE ME THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO USE AND TELL ME YOU WAN
Fu Bad Girls
Click here for more Graphics, Funny Pics, and Myspace layouts at pYzam! HEY ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE I AM FORMING A FUBAR GROUP CALLED "FU BAD GIRLS" IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. YOU CAN CONTACT ME JUICY. I WILL BE GIVING A BLAST AWAY TO ONE SPECIAL WOMAN EVERY OTHER WEEK. TELL ALL YOUR LADY FRIENDS. THE MORE THE MERRIER. AND A SPECIAL GIFT WILL BE GIVEN OUT EVERY MONTH. SO GIVE ME A SHOUT. MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar HARDCORECOMMENTS.COM (repost of original by '*JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by' on '2008-08-30 13:21:06') (repost of original by '~DJ SASSY@ CLUB INSOMNIA*MADLY LOVIN MY DJ NUTZ*MEMBER OF THE RATING REVOLUTION* FU BAD GIRL~' on '2008-08-30 14:17:03') (repost of original by 'velvet moon Fu Bad Girl' on '2008-08-30 14:29:26') (repost of original by '♦DBrown1004
I Am Crazy Bored!
Bored bored bored...I'm so freakin bored! So here are my thoughts....like you care... Can people read...more specifically..men...i clearly put on my profile for men not to message me...but NO...they see a female and bam...dick takes over...brains out the window...like most of them had any to begin with.... So yeah...I obviously like guys since I am married to one(who by the way is awesome in bed)...but I'm not on here to talk to other ones...I have all the dick I need or want...I am however extremely interested in talking to other chicks, since I am BI and that part of my life has a void. But of course, I sit here, bored out of my mind with random horn dogs complimenting me and trying to get their cyber freak on... IT AIN"T HAPPENIN' DUMBASSES!
Happy Bunny Trail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dont we all have HAPPY BUNNY DAY'S? > i know we all LOVE him so heres a fun way to meet new peeps and re-visit old ones. > **laugh your way through this album** > > > then R/F/A everyone here > leave a message to ALL here! > when you join > NO drama please! > Then be sure to PM me...... ~SazzyGal.~BAD*GIRL.~Fu~Slave to ~vitamin de~^@ fubar >so that I can make your tags!! > (repost of original by '~SazzyGal.~BAD*GIRL.~Fu~Slave to ~vitamin de~^' on '2008-08-30 14:04:51')
How Well Do You Know Me
Please Be Safe!
Better to be safe than sorry!! A Story sent to me… "My oldest son came over yesterday-he had to go to Canada for work last week. One of the other engineer's traveling to Canada with him, but in his own car, also had something happen that I need to share. While traveling, he stopped at the roadside park, similar to what we have here with bathrooms, vending machines, etc. He came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later and found someone had gotten into his car, and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator, briefcase......you name it. They called the police and since there were no signs of his car being broken into- the police told him that there is a device that robbers are using now to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your key-chain locking device (transmitter). They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. Since they know you are going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom, it gives them a few minutes to
Full Circle
Opportunity acts as huckster in a carnival ride of free will, motive and time by assuming roles of game host and player linked by chains of events, or to hedge bets against a Greater Fool. Anything goes. Everything counts. Fate, Luck or a "Cosmic Santa" of Fortune assigned by relative to preordained or random turns are subject to short-sighted cheats or social brands of justice. But it's my entitlement, input, fear, or anticipation along the chain that "spins" labels into gold or coal! Today is a chance to fix, stir or dip into the Quantum Soup, boiling six degrees of separation from connecting to enough, waiting for the Karmic bill or dessert to close the meal in hindsight. But to self-correct by priority I put it on my list, pay my dues by choice and can see it coming to pass full circle.
Train
> dont we all have HAPPY BUNNY DAY'S? i know we all LOVE him so heres a fun way to meet new peeps and re-visit old ones. **laugh your way through this album** then R/F/A everyone here leave a message to ALL here! when you join NO drama please! Then be sure to PM me...... ~SazzyGal.~BAD*GIRL.~Fu~Slave to ~vitamin de~^@ fubar so that I can make your tags!! HappyWykedBunny ~OWNED BY DJ Juggalo *JUGGALO MAFIA*Lost Leveler*Promoter for 7th Dimension@ fubar Slave2Fantasy/AKA/Erotica/Tat Man73's R/L GF@ fubar Lost Soul Founder of the Lost Leveler's ~ Club United~@ fubar ~*~Christine aka ¢¾SweetAngel¢¾~*~{Dirty South Crew}~*~Club FAR Team Greatness Team Captain~*~Sarge's Bad Girl~*~Stiletto Girl~*~Life Savers
Just Another Site
There is no diffrence between this site, Adult Space, and My Space, its the same types of people just with diffrent faces, in fact, they should change the name to wasted space, it fits the crime. i came here has a invite to cheek it out, and i did. we have all come to the conclusion a cock is a cock and a pussy is a pussy but who on here has a heart?
This Is My About Me But U Can Read It Better Here
OK SOO I FIGURED ITS ABOUT TIME I UPDATE THIS. SO HERE GOES. I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR OVER A YEAR AND THROUGH TWO ACCOUNTS THIS BEING MY SECOND ONE. ANYWAYS THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE CAUSE I AM REALLY SICK OF SOME SH!T ON THIS SITE NOW. OVER THE PAST YEAR I HAVE BEEN OFFERED HH'S, VIP'S AND BLAST TO SHOW MY BREAST OR CYBER WITH SOMEONE. WELL IM HERE TO TELL YOU NOW ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I DONT DO CAMS, I DONT CYBER AND I WONT NO EXCEPTIONS. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME FOR ME THE OH FREAKING WELL, MOVE ON. STOPING LEAVING ME MESSAGES IN MY SHOUT BOX WITH SEXUAL CONTENT CAUSE I WONT REPLY, OR ILL TELL U TO READ THE PROFILE. I WILL NOT AND DO NOT GIVE OUT MY YAHOO OR ANYTHING ELSE SOO DONT ASK. IF I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT ILL GIVE IT TO YOU. STARTING HERE SOON AFTER THIS IS DONE ILL BEING GOING THROUGH MY FRIENDS LIST NOT TO DELETE BUT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE YOU AS A FAN AND TO RE-RATE YOU. I WOULD LIKE IT IF U WOULD DO THE SAME. IF WITHIN A FEW DAYS OF ME DOING THAT U DONT COME BACK YOU WILL B
What Is Gastric Bypass Surgery (gbs)
Why have Surgery? Severe obesity is a chronic condition that is difficult to treat through diet and exercise alone. Gastrointestinal surgery is an option for people who are severely obese and cannot lose weight by traditional means or who suffer from serious obesity-related health problems. The operation promotes weight loss by restricting food intake and, in some operations, interrupting the digestive process. As in other treatments for obesity, the best results are achieved with healthy eating behaviors and regular physical activity. Gastrointestinal Surgery Gastrointestinal surgery for obesity, also called bariatric surgery, alters the digestive process. The operations can be divided into three types: restrictive, malabsorptive, and combined restrictive/malabsorptive. Restrictive operations limit food intake by creating a narrow passage from the upper part of the stomach into the larger lower part, reducing the amount of food the stomach can hold and slowing the passage of food
Office Workers Must See This!
Get Bling And Help Out These 2 Awesome Guys!
"> I have a couple of friends who would loooooove to get spotlight..... So, since I don't have much in fubucks since I won spotlight *thanks to all my wonderful friends* I have decided to auction off some bling for them!!! Just click on the bling below to bid! All bids winning bids will go to the associated with the bling *I had them pick them out* Bling auction will run from Sunday August 31st to Sat Sept 6th. Do not spam...only comments should be bids To bid on bling for Tappinit To bid on bling for DJ Nitewolf This bling brought to you by: Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Bodyguard to Mikey - Fu-owned by Puffz
White Walls
WHITE WALLS White walls are closing in... I need a life, where do I begin? For what seems like forever now I shut the world out... My eyes are now opening but I see no one about... My loving mother the only one who hasn't left me. She's always there for me this I see... Where is everyone else? Where did they go? I'm sitting here alone feeling so low... The preasure of life just got to be to much to bare... I was slowly going insane and not one but my mom showed a single care.... I didn't crack.... I didn't fall in... I made it through so I win.... Except I'm still alone just like I've always been... I don't know where to start or where to begin.... I need a life or did insanity really win? These white walls just keep closing in.... by, MIZZ SHADY
A Secret World
Our Secret World A secret world for you and me A magical bond one can not see It wraps us up and holds us snug Ever so tight like a woven rug Blinded by its pixy dust Our eyes gaze at each other in lust Together in its love two hearts beat Both now feeling truely complete Missunderstandings arise along the way With love as strong as this they soon fade away Inocently we share, give and trust Open hearts for this love is a must This kind of love is so rare People see, notice, stop and stare There is nothing in this world we can't take on Together we are bonded so tight from dusk to dawn We truely are each others best friend We know in our hearts our love will never end In this secret world we just floated in Our souls smile for our life together can now begin RSM & T by, Mizz Shady its your vibe at itsmizzshady.com graphics
Hi My Friends
Just want to say I miss you all and want to send love. I was away for a while but I'll be around. Hugs and kisses!
None Really
Im back and better than ever. ahhh to breath the air of freedom...its good to be back!!!!!
"!!naughty Application !!!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Basement
Im So Confused
i feel so lost at the moment , i can't seem to find any level ground. my mind is churning over and over with relationship issues. i keep swinging from wanting to end the thing and clinging on for dear life. my head is spinning and its making me feel sick to my stomach, i cant sleep properly and my appetite is dropping away. i don't know if i want this relationship to work so much thats it clouding my judgement. i don't think love is supposed to feel this way. im not really the ogre i portray in the mumms thats just for entertainment , i am just as much flesh and blood as everyone else with the same insecurities and doubts and weaknesses. at the moment i am too much of a problem with doubts over this thing and thats not healthy at all for a relationship. doubts turn to fear and in turn leads to anger in the form of questions and accusations. i sincerely want this thing to work out but i don't know if the cost is too high at the moment.
Come See What All The Fun Is About...
Come Visit The Fu County Fair... Who doesn't love the county fair?? Cotton Candy, Carmel Apples, popcorn, rides... having fun with your friends... Visit the Folder Linked Below and rate the pics 10 or better and recieve a pass to the Fu county fair... I'll even make it a R/F/A train if anybody is interested. Message me after you have rated the folder and u will recieve a tag that you attended the fu county fair... Anyone attending the fu county fair will be entered into a drawing to recieve a bling pack. Carnie@ fubar
My Last Surgery And The Bitch Who We Call "nurse"
Ok, so yesterday morning I had surgery to repair the damage in my leg...the bones weren't fusing together correctly so was repair now...or rebreak later. Rocket science as a decision here right? So, I wake up from the surgery bawling my eyes out. This one so much worse then the last. New rod, screws through the leg into the bone with a metal medevil contraption halo lookin thing. Throughout the day I keep telling Nurse Hatchett that the pain was out of control. She asks "scale of 1-10" I said 50, she laughed, I cried. she tells me not time for more meds yet. I look at her with disgust. I keep hitting the call button. She comes back in (is she the ONLY nurse on duty?) and threatens to take my call button away because i'm "whining". So, I told her gimme a saw, some screws, piece of metal and a hammer and we'd see how much SHE whined...she hated me. They said I could go last night if I felt up to it, told her now I knew where my drugs were and she should go to na meeting. She didn
The World's Most Expensive Streets
This You Have To Enjoy... The world's most expensive streets 1. Fifth Avenue, New York Hot spot: Intersection of 57th Street and Fifth Avenue. Rent: $1,500 per square foot. 2. Bond Street, London Hot spot: Southern third of the street. Rent: $860 per square foot. 3.Avenue Montaigne, Paris Hot spot: Even-numbered side of the street between Prada (No. 10) and Gucci (No. 60). Rent: $660 per square foot. 4. Rodeo Drive, Los Angeles Hot spot: The 300 block between Brighton and Dayton. Rent: $540 to $850 per square foot. 5. Tverskaya Street, Moscow Hot spot: Manege Square to the Mayakovskya underground station. Rent: $500 per square foot. 6. Chuo Street, Tokyo Hot spot: The intersection of Chuo and Marronnier. Rent: $620 per square foot. 7. Bloor Street, Toronto Hot spot: Yonge Street to Avenue Road. Rent: $300 per square foot.
Who I Am (since Noone Reads Profiles)
Since noone reads profiles, this is here for those who care or who wonder who I am. WHAT I LIKE: I LIke People That Can Honestly Speak Their Mind To Me & Tell Me What The Real Deal Is I Like People That Can Hold A Good Conversation With Me I Like People That Have A Sense Of Humor & Put Up With Mine I LIke People That I Can Trust In I Like People Who Like Me 4 Me & Not If I Look Good Or If I Had Money Etc I Like To Be Treated Like How I Treat Others I Like To Be Teased Because I Give It Back To Them 10 Times Worse I Like My Suzukirf600 (crotch rocket) I used to Like My HondaF4 (stunt bike) lol I Like Men With Morals I Like Men Who Have Intelligence I Like Men Who Dont Try To Change Me I Like Men Who Are Honest WHAT I DON"T LIKE: Wow!! Do You Have Enough Time For This??? OK HERE IT GOES…… When it Comes To Men If Your Conceided…Mouthy… Self Centered…Gold Digger…Arrogant… Liars…Ignorant…Overly Shy…Retards…..Players..Fake People……Morons…..Ghetto….Stuck Up Peo
Global Gas Pump Prices Worldwide
Ever Wonder what people are paying for gas around the globe? Global Gas Pump prices worldwide (Dollars per gallon as of Feb. 24) Country Dollars per gallon Netherlands $6.25 Norway $6.21 United Kingdom $5.94 Germany $5.87 Italy $5.72 France $5.56 South Korea $5.38 Japan $4.54 Australia $3.32 South Africa $3.24 Russia $2.38 Mexico $2.36 U.S. $2.23 Nigeria $1.85 China $1.93* India (Delhi) $3.75* Indonesia $1.67* Vietnam $2.27* Malaysia $1.93* Bangladesh $2.42* Singapore $4.09* Iran $0.33* Venezuela $0.12* * as of March 24 Source: Reuters
Death Of A Sith Lord
I thing I'm go 2 ---- myself and convert all non and light side folks to the gray side of the force. may my force sprite guide and teach people willing to follow the philosophy of all jedi dark or light on whatever path they take.
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She Needs Our Help
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Goin On Vacation!
Well folks I'm going to be gone from 8/30 to 9/7! Whoo hoo, everyone have a good time and if you rate me, please private message me so I can return the luv when I get back. Shadow Levelers Rawk! See ya! Becky/Farscapecat
Que Sera Sera
A watched pot never boils. You'll never find what you're looking for if all you're doing is searching. You gotta let it happen naturally. Everything in it's own time, in it's own place. There's a certain flow to everything. It's like forcing a key into the wrong key hole. It just doesn't fit. Well, you can break the door down but where does that leave you? I'm tired of breaking down doors. Why can't everything just come to me? My mind and body are tired. I've decided to let things just come to me. *SIGH* -REL
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My Life: High School - Part 1
After Junior High graduation in June of 2000, I still had to go to summer school because I did not accumulate the necessary grades for me to graduate. I knew that I had screwed up big time by letting too many things distract me. I knew that I could not make that mistake again. I promised myself that I would not let anything distract me from my goal. In order to keep myself focused, I decided that I need to put everything that had happened with Katrina in the back of my mind and keep it locked away. I was successful with that. For the first few weeks I was doing pretty good. I was on the right track and I knew that I would be receiving my Junior High graduation certificate and and I would in High School in no time. But as the days rolled on, I started to become distracted by something else. As most of you already know, I am a really big fan of professional wrestling. In the summer of 2000, the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) was at the height of it's biggest boom period, the Atti
School Days...
Last day of school tomarrow then 4 days off...YAY! I'm so tired. I don't know why I can't seem to get myself into some sort of schedule for this 6 a.m. shit but seriously it is wearing me out! To my surprise, and a amazing as it may seem, I've met a couple friends at school and am feeling a bit more relaxed so to speak. Of course, I'm sure, these people don't really know the "real" me because of my guarded nature but they are more receptive towards me and that is reassuring to say the least. Most of my classmates I could give a "___" about, y'know! They're usually the ones out on smoke breaks with me, talking about their "old man"... Seriously, who says that? They say how bad ass they were in highschool and how now their husbands steal cars and one girl, whose pregnant, no doubt, said today that she wanted to "hit that"...as in...smoke...y'know... How stupid do you have to be? I don't care if they all think I'm some goody good girl, I still think it's a horrible t
Age/edge Play With Kitten............
Thrashing through the forest, branches and leaves whip at my face and my body. I have to get away- oh god please help me; don't let him catch up to me. I stumble over a tree branch and curse myself for being so stupid- what was I thinking walking through the woods alone especially when there were reports of a man lurking around? I'm never gonna make it out of here. My breath is coming so fast my heart is almost beating out of my chest- it deafens my ears as I try to run faster. Please, please get me out of here. I hear his pace pick up- oh god he's getting closer. My red hair keeps getting in my face and getting pulled by the branches. Oh god, please. I feel a strong pull on my shoulders as I'm forced on the ground. We tumble and roll but I don't stop fighting. Kicking and punching I try to get him off of me. He's too strong. Oh god please- I try to claw at his face but he's wearing a mask. "No!" I keep yelling. He somehow pins my body down and slaps me across the face. "Shut up. You
Michael Jackson- Bad
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Deleting Alot Of You
The reason i am doing this is because there are no responses from you or a hello not even a love. I am also fed up with the boring ones. I am not happy with fubar anymore and the ones that think are too good are adding fuel to the fire.Thanks to those that i have met and are friends of mine the rest see ya
Def Leppard- Rock On
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Holy Shit
I really wish I hadnt read the news today. Apparently this dirty disgusting horrible cunt in Ohio put her month old baby in a microwave and cooked it and they said her reasoning was because she didnt want her boyfriend to find out he wasnt the father. She fucking put her baby in a microwave and cooked it. I dont know why this is fucking with me so bad but it is. How can someone do that to their child?? I just dont understand it. I feel so terrible for this baby and what it went through. I cant think of a worse way to die than that. This is really REALLY fucking with me.
Perspective.
Let me try to put this into perspective. You've been in Iraq for several months and you're just about to go off the deep end, because you're tired of all the mortar attacks to your base, for the 13th time, you've got a Comm. blackout, but you don't know if its just because things are down or if someone from your Brigade has fallen. Two days prior to this, you were out on a mission, you were sitting in the internet cafe, using up your minutes on the computer to talk to your wife back home, when all of a sudden you and one of your buddies gets told to QRF because another platoon has spotted a torture room currently in progress and they need some back up, because there is a suspicious person wearing over sized clothing and with their experiences in the past, believe to be that this woman has a bomb strapped to her chest, and is told to stand outside the door and let them know if there is any soldiers coming. She is poor so for 50.00 she straps it to her chest, because 50.00 will feed her
Ok,im Here
Since i still feel out place,,,just abit. thought i do my first "B" a least,lol My friend from myspace,,,YES,,i said myspace invited my here,,i always thought it was to ""heal my wounds"" from some things i went thru during xmas. He did warn me about this place,,even joked about ""things""guys would tell me!!!! OH HE WAS RIGHT!!GMFAO He knows I love to write..on myspace I blog ALOT of my poems,,, and they (always) reflect my mood--->which is a hopeless romantic w/a sad heart. So coming on here,was a bigwake-up/shock to me. after the millionth time of asking if i have yahoo,,i finally got it!! LOL but here,,i started to ....write my stories :O as ive mentioned,,my poems are ""me"" very hopeless-romantic type,,,those of yall that know me,,know i like vampires,,,so the poems are along that line--lost love, etc.. my stories,,,WELL....lets just say ,,its the scorpio in me trying to break out of her southern(shy)shell!!LOL anyways,,,i think i freaked the fuckout of my fr
Welllllllll
IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE GETING DA' BOOT OUTTA OUR HOMES SOON...AH WELL...I DON'T NECESSARILY FAVOR THE IDEA OF USING MY 16X80 HOME AS ONE HELL OF A SURF BOARD EITHER...IN A SENSE I GUESS I AM TRYING TO SAY IT MAY BE A DAY OR MORE BEFORE I WILL BE BACK...LIKE ANYONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK...BUT HEY WHAT CAN YOU DO YA KNOW? WHEN THE GOVT SAYS IT IS TIME TO LEAVE, I GUESS IT IS TIME TO LEAVE...NOT TO MENTION I LIVE IN A TORNADO MAGNET....AND THEY ARE NOT UNCOMMON IN THE MIDST OF A HUGE WHIRLING MASS OF CLOUDS...SIGHS...I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE A SAFE WEEKEND AND WHEN YOU RAISE ON TO THE THREE DAY WEEKEND MOST OF YOU WILL GET TO ENJOY, SAY A TOAST TO THOSE OF US WHO WILL NOT BE SUCKING DOWN BEER NOR WILL WE BE EATING SUCCULENT BBQ OF THE BONE OF SOME POOR YARD BIRD WHO COULDN'T OUT RUN DEATH...CHEERS YA'LL!!!
Ah Shit.
Her body was ransom Her kisses were dancin' On my lips and in my mind The money has run out The music is played out And now it seems were running out of time I'm feeling her rhythm This is your decision Take your time and make this count Or awaken with regret A lifetime of secrets But would you kiss your mother with that mouth? This can't be happening So give up Our bodies started kissing in a language we didn't know Give in [I'm running through your veins like a habit you can't kick] Here's a secret confession from a life long obsession As I'm staring out your window pane I hit the lights in the bedroom To soften up the mood As your dress laces the floor You're lying there indiscreetly I can tell by the feeling Draw the blinds and lock the doors You start to stare at the ceiling As you keep repeating Take your time and make this count There's unfinished business No sign of a witness The wolves come out When the lights go out We're done playing she
Fuck It All
fuck im so sick of everything this was suppossed to be one of the best years and some how with all the great things going on it sucks me asss so bad it aint even funny.....i had cancer and got rid of it but hey where was my support it sure as hell wasnt my husband but for maybee one day wooohoo fucking who but its sure as hell was my sister sher damn if not for that girl id be lost....now on that note damn her husband for taking her away from me he sucks and i want to kick his ass..she is the one person i can run to for anything and everything when i need to talk shes there when i dont shes there when i need a drink shes def there lol.shes one out of two ppl who make me see i am worth something and deserve shit she makes me feel i am a person and damn it i need her back....my husband right now i can exp[lain what the hell is goin on with him hes seems like a totaly diff person then i have ever know it makes me sad cause it feels like i am losing us and i dont know what to do.i go out o
A Very Special Love
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Omfg!!!!!!
well, I have NEVER ever known my real father, so I looked him up on the internet the other day and got his number and called. well I got voicemail and left a message, blah, blah...well, he called em and I talked to him for the first time in my life, I mean seriously, I have never even sen apic of him or nothing. So ling story short, I talked to him and he was happy to hear from me, yeah I know maury moment right, but I got pics from him and I am shocked, seriously, look at this shit, Im sorry Im just emotional as hell right now, I dont know how I should feel.... but look at these pics...
Resisit The Vice
I was reading the paper yesterday when this article about gas prices caught my eye. Big bold letters, Gas Expected to Hit Record High. Are you fucking kidding me? At least they gave us a pitiful excuse when Katrina ravaged the gulf coast. Now they admit that they have . America by the balls and they are Cranking up the vice. If it isn't enough that these assholes in their glass towers used Hurricane Katrina like an economical Reichstag Fire/September 11, to gain control of Americas' economics and they are ruling with an iron fist. Sad thing is we screamed at the top of our lungs price gouging two years ago, who's saying anything now. You know who? Not a fucking soul in our government, for a start. Our leaders our content to sit back and gather the scraps at the board room tables in the form of campaign contributions. This is why America after 200 plus years is taking her final breaths. When there is no real difference between the Houses any more the voice of the American people is sil
Just Me
It's a long weekend, and I've got no responsibilities. I'm not a wife or a mother, just me...simply Charlie, and I really can't remember the last time I was able to say that. It's the first weekend that my children have been away from me, and I'm not really sure how well I'm gonna handle that. Yes, I know its something I'll have to deal with since my marriage fell apart, but its still hard to go to sleep at night knowing my babies aren't here. At the same time, I can't help but embrace the freedom of spending three days doing the things I want to do without having to worry how my decisions will affect them. The point of my mindless rambling...I realize that through all of this, I'm still me. The identity I thought I had lost exists, and once again I embrace it.
Superhero :p
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Phantom Photon Your Superpower is Mystic Your Weakness is Men Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Axe Your Mode of Transportation is Pogo Stick What's your Superhero Name?
Rules Of Engagement
Been a while since I've sat here and just rambled. Suppose tonight is as good a night as any. What's the topic of discussion for the night...Hmmm how about common sense.I know you people have it or you wouldn't be able to read this. literally. since I got such a response to the spring cleaning bulletin thought I woudl set the record straight. of course I'll do it with a question. After knowing me for a moment any fool can tell there is one thing I value greatly, freedom. So why in god's name do people think that's it's cool to attempt to control, change or other wise mold me? I'm going to go with: 1) they have absolutely no common sense and can't put it together that I'm not only offended but the governments attempt to control me but by any attempt made against my freedom. 2) After talking to me for a while they become comfortable and think I won't eliminate an issue. 3) They have forgotten that I'm a huge fan of the truth. or 4) as one of my best friends once said : Your IQ mu
My 3 Yr Old Niece *star*
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How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 64% Abnormal You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
What Is A Ladies Favorite Bed Time Toy?
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Really I Think I Might Be
As kind as i possibly can to people..... As caring as your mother or grandmother.... As loving as your caretaker priest or daddy... As equal as i can be So understanding even i make myself sick Knowledgeable and full of mother fucking sunshine Considerate of those feelings around me Helpful when i can be Sexy as you tell me Equal to the love that is given me i give back... Taskful Mindful and always a good girl But I can switch to Who gives a fuck about you eat a dick and choke whats love take care of yourself and your problems equality eats ass pussy rules the world understand my middle finger you shit bag eating mother fucker I got knowledge I am not sharing anymore feelings FUCK FEELINGS WHO CARES ABOUT MINE I aint helping you cuz you dont return the favor sexy fuck you IM STALKER MATERIAL GOOD GIRLS FINISH LAST TIME TO PLAYER HATE.... to all my fu family you know who you are you do me well real well those who want something from me and never give back EA
Ironic Retro Canned Beer
What Kind of Beer Are You Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes Ironic Retro Canned Beer You are an urban hipster, but do you drink a hip, urban, trendy beer? No, you drink cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz because it's ironic. And it's cheap!
The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Fozzie Bear "Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
The Very Latest For That Special Someone He Knows Who He Is
the light at the end of the tunnel a beacon shining in a dark stormy night this is what you are to me you pulled me from the dark and into the light when i need a shoulder to cry on a kind ear to listen to my woes a strong back to help carry my burdens i reach out and you are there when i doubt my worth when i doubt being loved when i doubt ever being happy you are there to remind me of the truth you make me believe i am worthy you make me believe i am loved you make me believe i can be happy you give me hope after years of despair
Polar Bear Express And Penguin Paradise
"POLAR BEAR EXPRESS & PENGUIN PARADISE" You know the drill 1)RATE 2)ADD 3)FAN everyone on the list, the ones already on your list, let them know your joining "The Polar Express" once your done send a PM to TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life ============================== Conductor: ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ============================== CABIN 1: Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers, fu angel happyhippo,twisterride, hippiet@ fubar "ChelleBelle" tattoo'd & pierced Bulliever & Charm Girl@ fubar *`MZ.LIZ`* LDC, FU BOMBER Team Leader for Hot Lil Naughty Mama 636, FU-STREAKER,LOVE SHACK MEMBER@ fubar ============================== CABIN 2: ~vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar
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To all my fubar friends. There is a nasty spyware program that I want to warn you about. If you are surfing the net to shop or pay your bills and you get a pop up (yes it gets past pop up blockers) about virus protection this is what you do: Hit alt/ctrl/delete on you keyboard. Use your task manager to close your browser and to make sure you have no other things that are downloading into your computer. This spyware if you let do its thing it will destroy your operating system!!!!
My Love
i lay here thinking thinking of the one i love my heart full of love my soul whole once again he is my other half the light to my darkness my salvation after years of torment to be held in his arms to hear him say i love you to lean on him when im weak to call on him when i need these are things i yearn for things i would do anything for wishing for the time we are together when all i have to do is turn around all i will have to do is speak his name then be in his arms for all time
What's Your Personality Type?
You Are An ENTP The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but you are not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. In love, you see everything as a grand adventure. You enjoy taking risks for love. And if things don't work out, you're usually not too much worse for the wear! You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor. At work, you need a lot of freedom to pursue your own path and vision. How you see yourself: Analytical, creative, and peaceful When other people don't get you, they see you as: Detached, wishy-washy, and superficial What's Your Personality Type?
Ahhhh Its A Bunch Of Rambling
is this what has become of me i mean really why do people say one thing and do another...how can u fall in and out of love or turn it off like a light switch?how can u just tear someone apart and leave them in the dark feeling useless.. cold my skin feel like my life is now over i feel my heart beat slowing down slower and slower it falls...the pain i feel the pain the torture... how can u just break like that how can u make someone hurt even though they other did nothing .. so i ask whats next is there a single women in this world that wont ripe my heart out like a fucking peace of meat... really im hurt i hang my head up but its to heavy to hang so it is lowered to the ground ...what should i do is there anyone out there ......that feels mu pain ...someone there that wood treat me good?
Yearning
my heart is aching my soul is crying yearning for the one i love wanting his arms around me though many miles separate us whenever i close my eyes i feel his arms around me keeping me safe and secure i ache for the day we are together i ache for the feel of his arms the sweet taste of his kiss the gentleness of his hands my ears strain to hear those words my heart beats for him alone my arms ache to hold him i ache to spend my days by his side and the nights in his arms
Cat & Dog
Hanna Pa #8
1100 PM AST FRI AUG 29 2008 ...HANNA REMAINS POORLY ORGANIZED...BUT STILL A TROPICAL STORM... INTERESTS IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS AND THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF HANNA. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 PM AST...0300Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 22.1 NORTH...LONGITUDE 65.3 WEST OR ABOUT 260 MILES...420 KM...NORTH OF SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO AND ABOUT 375 MILES ...600 KM...EAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 14 MPH...22 KM/HR. A GENERAL WEST-NORTHWEST TO NORTHWEST MOTION IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF HANNA IS FORECAST TO PASS WELL NORTH OF THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND PUERTO RICO TONIGHT AND SATURDAY...AND IS EXPECTED TO APPROACH THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS FROM THE NORTHEAST ON SUNDAY. MAXIMU
Gustav Pa #21
1100 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...CENTER OF GUSTAV MOVING THROUGH THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...A HURRICANE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...AND VILLA CLARA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. AT 1100 PM EDT...0300 UTC...A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF KEY WEST TO THE DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS DISCONTINUED FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A
Volume Lviii - Dealing With Liberals?
I've been going into this one chatroom for about a week and a half now, called "Beliefs - Atheism" on AOL. I went because a dear friend of mine, Deana, also frequented that room. So I went. After a couple of nights, I got in some good healthy discussions, and made a couple of friends in the process. I also got a better glimpse of "the liberal mind". (I know I have a few liberal friends who might read this and get offended by what I say. Deal with it. If you're so fucking offended, by all means delete me, and never contact me again. I'm at the point in which I just do not care.) Most of the people who frequent that room either scooch just bit bit left of the political spectrum, or they're on the FAR left. This has caused problems on a couple of occasions, and discussions got rather heated. And the side that heated up first and hottest? The FAR left's. Now, mind you, I am not one to walk in lockstep with the Republicans on every issue. If anything, I'm Libertarian....of cou
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"My Way"--Nina Hagen (LIVE)
Locked Behind Bars
Locked Behind Bars Locked behind bars for helping someone tonight. Now I have no choice but to put up a good fight. Some lady I have never seen asked for my help. And now the law has a tight grip on my belt. Trusting in someone for in her I believed. Not knowing it was me who was being deceived.   A simple thing is all she ever asked. Her friend will send a check for me to cash. She gave no reason for me not to trust. Sent money before and there was no bust.   So why would I doubt her in her time of need? For without me she will not be able to proceed. This lady is in a far off land. And only I can lend her a helping hand.   To help her get home both safe and sound. So she can get back to her own home town. Believing in her for the past few months.
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Leo Beer
Leo Beer, Super Leo, and Super Lion should remain available in supermarkets for some time. It's good for cleaning paintbrushes, don’t spill it on varnished wood though, but if you can‘t get to sleep try a bottle of either Chang or Leo, it should put you out!
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11 Ways To Look Taller And Slimmer
1. Opt for a monochromatic outfit. 2. Add contrast color or texture with a blazer, cardigan or overshirt. 3. Leave the blazer or cardigan unbuttoned for maximum vertical lines. 4. Any stripes on the garment should be vertical. 5. Choose scarves tied loosely with long, vertical dangling ends. 6. Match pantyhose hue to skirt or pant and shoe color. 7. Avoid big belts, which can cut you in half visually. 8. Use long necklaces or pendants and avoid chokers. 9. Wear skirts that are longer than they are wide. 10. Choose shoes with at least an inch heel: the taller the better. 11. Elongate the neck with V-necks. Tips: 1. Monochromatic doesn't have to mean boring. Mix textures to keep the look interesting (i.e. knits with leather) 2. If you are petite (5'3" or under) make sure you scale everything down : smaller prints, pockets, etc. so they don't overpower your figure. 3. Don't make the mistake of going for all long pieces. Go fo
Chang Beer ( Thai Beer)
Beer Chang I used to think that this was a Carlsberg product, their Thai equivalent of the European Elephant Beer, it is rocket fuel and very cheap. This is not the case although it apparently comes from the former Carlsberg brewery. Possibly this had something to do with Carlsberg pulling out of the local market, it is rumoured that they used the Carlsberg equipment to produce this brand themselves. Not usually sold in bars as customers would fall over before having an opportunity to pay their bill.
Anne Hathaway 'marooned' By Rock Star?
It was the Geeks vs. the Freaks Thursday night at Vanity Fair’s party at the Democratic National Convention. The Freaks at the Exdo Event Center? The Vanity Fair Hollywood types, from Susan Sarandon and Matthew Modine to “Devil Wears Prada” star Anne Hathaway, who was getting intense attention from Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine. Hathaway is only recently single after breaking up with her indicted boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, accused of committing fraud on a number of counts concerning his alleged spending of other people’s money. Levine, who’s cut a wide swath through female celebdom after two hit albums, may be just the medicine to help the “Princess Diaries” star forget her “court”-ship. The party, which looked like a Vanity Fair event in its glossy elegance, also addressed the Geek squad. For the first time in the mag’s history, the hosts featured a video room where guests played Nintendo Wii. There was also — gasp! — a karaoke area where the game "Guitar Hero" blared classic-r
Love Thai Beer.
I once went into a bar in Pattaya and ordered a Heineken, the British bar manager said "We don't sell that in here, we only have decent beer" to which I replied "That'll be a novelty then, I'll have a bottle of "decent" beer", to which he replied "F*** off!", so I did! (True story) Singha Beer is the main national brand, asking simply for a beer will get you one of these. A peculiar tasting brew, not to my liking. A draught version is available with a slightly different taste, but still not very palatable. Some people like it, and if you ask for a beer without specifying a brand, this is what you will usually be served. The version that is exported in cans and bottles is slightly better tasting. Website HERE
Nina Hagen - Tv Glotzer (rockpalast 1999)
Nina Hagen - TV Glotzer (Rockpalast 1999)
How To Embellish Your Wardrobe Without Looking Overdone
Designers are saying that more is more, but it's easier said than done. Here's how to add a bit of glitz without overdosing on the trend. 1. Start by incorporating small embellished items, such as a handbag, into your wardrobe. 2. Make sure the embellishment is scaled to your figure: paillettes or huge sequins may overwhelm petite figures. 3. Large, intricate jewelry looks best with streamlined, simple clothing. 4. In general, embellishment such as sequins, embroidery, trims and studs look classier on basic colors like black or white. 5. Make sure embellishment is used on or near a body part you want to call attention to: it draws the eye to it. 6. For maximum impact, wear just one embellished item at a time. Tips: 1. Like most things in fashion, this is a fad. If you hate it, skip it. 2. Embellished items look dressier than plain ones, so save them for special occasions. 3. Embellishment makes items more difficult to care for -- beaded fring
Conga Line
Conga - Gloria Estefan Join the offical Fubar Conga Line! It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined the line before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "Joining the Fubar Conga Line!" or something similar. When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, just don't let go! In my dreams...or yours? ~Head Hippie~~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar ~vitamin de~ ^get your daily dose^ DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar ~sensual-breeze~@ fubar
Well, The Weekend Has Started!!
Well the weekend has started!!!!! Yiippiiee!!!! We have made it to the weekend yet again, Don't really know why I am so excited for the weekend for we don't have any plans to (or the money)to go any where or do any thing, just sitting around being goofing and trying to find something to do. Yea I know, it's a lame weekend but to be honest, since I've settled down and started a family I much rather be at home with my family on the weekends or out doing something with them. But any way, just the ramblings of a long haired country boy. :-)
White Punks On Dope
White Punks On Dope
Wolf Wins
Wolf wins every fight but one. In that one (S)he dies. So just remember just because the game is rigged doesn't mean you can win so KEEP ON PLAYING.
Total Control
My Clone Sleeps Alone
To All My Friends
I would like to thank all my new friends for rating me, fanning me and adding me, and sending great profile comments. I really appreciate that very much. Thank you! I would also like to thank my current friends for showing me lots of loving including the lovely friend of mine down below: THE PRETTIEST KITTY@ fubar I really would like anyone who knows her to send lots of luv as she is so sweet and lovely. I am also looking for someone to own me 2. To do this all I need u to do is 2 go into my primary photo which is an my default folder and leave a bid or offer as a comment. The highest bid above 20k by Monday 1st September (my 36th birthday) will get to own me. Good luck everyone. Jason aka Slimboy1972
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Having Fun On A Friday Night!
Today hubby and I took the kids to the fair near here. HAD A BLAST!!! I never got to go to a fair growing up. Being this was only my second time going to a fair in my whole life! I was kinda a newb! :P (First time was only like 3 years ago.) So riding all the rides tonight.. I was like a kid in a candy store! LOL There where a few rides that almost made me piss myself from getting scared. Even my 9yr old son was laughin at me from screaming bloody murder. :P But my main joy tonight was seeing my 2 boys face light up when they rode a ride and having fun. Also when they was eating part of a funnel cake or a fried oreo. Then on the way home they both passing out in the car from exhaust. Both of them are growing up soooo fast. Its sad but great at the same time. The oldest got to ride almost all of the rides. He was to short for 2 of them. Only by 2 inches! The youngest was upset the couldn't follow his daredevil brother on all the rides. Now I must go gargle my throat with sa
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Naked Eye-"luscious Jackson"
6 Undergound-'sneaker Pimps"
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Whats Up?-4 Non Blondes
4 Non Blondes What's Up Lyrics Twenty - five years and my life is still Trying to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination And I realized quickly when I knew I should That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man For whatever that means And so I cry sometimes When I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out What's in my head And I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream at the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, what's going on? Ooh, ooh ooh And I try, oh my god do I try I try all the time, in this institution And I pray, oh my god do I pray I pray every single day For a revolution And so I cry sometimes When I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out What's in my head And I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I
Wild Dreamland Train (9-9-08 Update)
Welcome to Wild Dreamland ..... where all your wildest dreams come true! It's easy! First please rate the pictures in the Dream Folder starting with this one. Please leave a comment on the last one. Then just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "I'm a wild dreamer!" or something similar. When you receive a request or comment, please rate, fan, and comment back. When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, so no drama please! In my dreams...or yours? ~Head Hippie~~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar ~vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar ~Phoenix~@ fubar ~*~ Spirit ~*~ ~*~Asst. Mgr. For Force~3~Bomber~*~W.W.S.~*~Shadow Levelers~*~N.A.P~*~Club
Would????
Know Me Broken By My Master Teach Thee On Child Of Love Hereafter Into The Flood Again Same Old Trip It Was Back Then So I Made A Big Mistake Try To See It Once My Way Drifting Body Its Sole Desertion Flying Not Yet Quite The Notion Am I Wrong? Have I Run Too Far To Get Home? Am I Gone? And Left You Here Alone If I Would Could You?
Plz Come If Available
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com You are cordially invited to the Fu-Wedding Of DJ Chaos & BBW Goddess Date: Saturday, August 30th Time: 11 pm (EST) Wedding With Reception to Follow Will Be In Bulletin Created By: BBW Goddess & DJ Chaos
Club Fed Up
My husband of 27 years and I are divorcing; he left me for a woman young enough to be our daughter. He is bringing her to our beach club, where he gropes and fondles her like an adolescent. It’s disgusting and humiliating for our children and me. I asked him to take his tramp elsewhere, but he refused. What should I do? G. F., Manhattan You mean before or after you take him to the cleaners? Sometimes people go off the rails. How else can we explain your husband’s terrible behavior — or John Edwards’s recently disclosed dalliance, or his hair for that matter? And when they do go off track, I say: Stand back! Since your husband could take his girlfriend to any number of places, his behavior seems intended to humiliate you, or impress those other codgers at the club who fantasize about robbing the cradle themselves. The more you protest, the creepier his behavior will probably become. I would steer clear of the club until your divorce comes through. Unless there are extenua
Jack A. Weil, The Cowboy’s Dresser, Dies At 107
Jack A. Weil, a garter salesman, breezed into Denver in 1928 in a new Chrysler Roadster to start a new life. He exceeded his hopes and became a king of cowboy couture — almost certainly the first to put snaps on Western shirts (17 on a shirt), and most likely the first to produce bolo ties commercially. His Rockmount Ranch Wear Mfg. Company has sold millions of shirts, including at least one shipment to Antarctica, since it started in 1946. Clark Gable wore one in “The Misfits” with Marilyn Monroe, and Heath Ledger’s shirt in “Brokeback Mountain” — plaid fabric, diamond snaps and saw-tooth pockets — was Style No. 69-39. Until Wednesday, when he died at 107 in Denver, Mr. Weil was still chief executive of the company he founded and, until just before his death, came to work daily. He was regularly called the oldest chief executive still working. Known as Papa Jack, Mr. Weil said he owed his longevity to quitting smoking at 60 (after starting at 40), drinking at 90 and eating
Striking Just The Right ... Pose
ON the first day of school in the 10th grade, I showed up wearing white painter’s pants, a jean jacket with the collar up, a bandana in a knotted triangle at the collar and gelled hair with a spiky part. This carefully selected look was meant to show everyone at West Springfield High School that over the summer I had become a seasoned member of the cultural elite. By third period, the bandana had lost its shape, the gel had dried, the collar had uncrisped, and I think I heard someone walking by my locker say the most damning word ever: “Poser.” In the high school known as New York City, we are all posers. Especially in early September when Fashion Week is in scary full swing, 700-pound issues of Vogue are lobbed around and the season officially kicks into gear with obnoxious musicals, serious films, hyped art events and exclusive restaurant openings. Suddenly everybody must put on their best, hippest, coolest clothes while running around hoping for a Tony, Oscar, Guggie, Obie or th
Be Safe Everyone,hugs
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Jane's Addiction
"Jane Says" Jane says I'm done with Sergio He treats me like a ragdoll She hides The television Says I don't owe him nothing, But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me Or just Try again tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow Jane says Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it She knows They all want her to go But that's O.K. man She dont like them anyway Jane says She's goin away to spain When she gets my money saved I'm gonna start tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow She gets mad Starts to cry She takes a swing but She cant hit She don't mean no harm She just don't know What else to do about it Jane goes To the store at 8:00 She walk up on St. Andrews She waits And gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner From her pocket Jane says I've never been in love I don't know what it is Only knows if someone wants her I want them if they want me I only know the
Unreal!!! (see Originator For Full List)
This is a train like no other..you could say its... to get on this train isnt easy! its not for tha faint of heart! no simple R/F/A here.....we all know thats TOO EASY!! to get your spot on this train... 1* R/F/A all riders 2* rate each riders pik album...*max 50 pix*(even if they r your friend already) 3* let each rider know your joining (even if you have them already) 4* message me when your done ALL the above and ill add you and your album! })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ®@ fubar **RIDERS** })i({ HER-WORLD })i({ and her album Ramrod☺ and his album Cisco Kid and his album Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ and his album ☆
Love Song For No One - John Mayer
I'm actually ok with being alone...kind of, at the moment, a bit. I just love this song and hadn't heard it in a while. It seemed appropriate. Love Song for No One - John Mayer Staying home alone on a Friday Flat on the floor looking back On old love Or lack thereof After all the crushes are faded And all my wishful thinking was wrong I'm jaded I hate it I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here Get here Searching all my days just to find you I'm not sure who I'm looking for I'll know it When I see you Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom Staying up all night just to write A love song for no one I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here I could have met you in a sandbox I could have passed you on the sidewalk Could I have missed my chance And watched you walk away? Oh no way I could have met you in a sandbox I could
How Can I Save The World When I Can't Save Myself?????
Ugh, another commercial to donate to a charity in need. I can't take much more of those. This was for the World Wildlife Fund, on how the polar bears are losing their habitat due to global warming, and they show this Mama Bear with her cute little cubs. I am COMPELLED to send them money. Fuck my car payment--I can't let Mama and her babies die!!!!! That's just as bad as the ASPCA commercials with Sarah McLachlan. If they got a dollar for every time I cried watching those poor mistreated kitties and puppies, they would be LOADED!!!! Well gee whiz...I guess I can pay my car insurance on my next payday. That kitten needs me!! Seriously, I don't send money to these places all willy-nilly, but why do I want to save the world when I can't even figure out what's going on in my own life right now??? Somebody PLEASE shoot me....
It"s Preseason
Raiders or the Seahawks
Delightful Zombies Attack Sleepy Town @ X-mas
Zombie X-Mas So there's a small town like totally sleepy and hickish. There's a mill or something that everyone works at. The zombies are coming about because of a necromancer. Except not really who cares. The point is, they're here! The town has to deal with all these fucking zombies and basically get out of town and not get eaten and shit. The cast of charecters will include The Deputy. The sherrif is going to be a zombie and one part someone will shoot him and they say to the deputy "I shot the sherriff, but I did not shoot the deputy." or maybe that song can start playing and theres a montage of zombie slaying! The deputy is young, and unsure of himself. A total faggot actually. Scared of girls but comes to it when it counts. That guy who is all butt hurt about slaying zombies. He has a dog. The grizzled old trucker. This guy is a total ass hole. ZZ Tops looking mother fucker right? Okay he's got a double barrell sawed off shotty in his cab. He's also g
Get Your Flag Ready To Fly
Subject: Get YOUR FLAG Ready to FLY Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this Email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same ... you get the idea. THE PROGRAM: On Thursday, September 11th, 2008, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this seventh anniversary of one our country's worst tragedies. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the day
Personal Growth
well, time away from this box helps, and it always comes at times when its needed... my personal life has gone thru so many changes again in the last 3 months its unbelieveable! But what has ment the most is recognizing how my own spiritual belief makes a bigger difference when i started to just accept, acknowledge and believe. i am still going thru change and i am sry for seeming distant to some ppl. Finding the new words to describe is hard. but as each new venture is realized i will be writting a lil at a time..i hope that indoing this i help who needs it. there are a few select ppl on here who are my sisters and brothers, to them i say THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR HONORING ME AS U ALL HAVE THANK YOU FOR SHAREING OF YOURSELVES AS YOU HAVE THANK YOU FOR JUST SIMPLY BEING
Really? Seriously? Are They Not Even Trying? (or Tried Too Hard?)
Need a rundown on the next Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin? From beauty queen to McSame, er, McCain's sad excuse for a VP running mate in a relatively short period of time. Governance experience: Considering only her stint as mayor of a mid-level Alaskan town and then the state's governor (a role she pretty much stumbled into), that's about it! Otherwise, here's this. And many conservatives (including apparently Mittens and Paw-Pawlenty) aren't very happy about it. http://firedoglake.com/2008/08/29/palintology/ As for my streamroller of a campaign, I believe my running mate will hail from Hawaii or some other distant American territory. Perhaps Guam! And I shall release my acceptance speech shortly, a dazzlingly bold vision of the future.
To All My Friends In Fu-land
Please, all of you and you know who you are....Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support and kind wishes. Sometimes it is hard for me to express this as issues take me over and I forget you all. When sanity seeps back in I see all your kind words and wishes and cry cuz I forgot. A friend I made back in Iowa, who is still with me thru all this asked me to try something. I am going to. I am willing to try anything to get back to the me I was. Here is what she wrote..: Connie Russell: try something for me see if it helps, sit on the ground, floor what ever, close your eyes, and imagine all your love wrapped around you, if on the ground you can feel the earth too/that is always better but it is up to you, breath in and imagine all that around you is drawn in and then release it out to fill the room or the area where ever you are Love you cc...you're one of the many who matter to me and forgive me for being so selfish. That goes for all my friends. You've been
8/29/08 Being Away
well i have been gone for a long time. and i just wanted to come in and let the ones who do care know i am still alive. lol i have lost my net for a bit its kinda hard raising 5 kids and its not cheap with the cost of everything going up . but me and my family are doing great and i miss you all so much but i do recieve yahoo messages on my phone so ym me some time. but anyways i love and miss you all ttys i hope . xoxoxoxoxo lips (tabby)
Stoner's 420 Train .. Updated And New Look!
TOKING ON THE STONER'S 420 TRAIN What you have to do is really easy, FIRST rate/comment these 42 pictures; ha you want 42 or 420?; the FU started marking pics as I was privately uploading, so if they are NSFW you must comment; so you can pay attention or just comment all; start with this picture: SECOND, rate, fan, and add all on this bulletin/blog. If they are already your friend, rerate if necessary and leave the comment, "Stoner's 420 Train". THIRD: Those of you receiving friend requests, you MUST fan and rate and not just accept the friend request. FOURTH, when you're done, let me (Tulsa's Angel) know and I will get you added. Tokers: The Overseer Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt@ fubar The Manipulator Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar The Paper
Lizards And Demons...
have we become one with the dark recesses behind the shadows...where the talons and the fangs seek to commit to our flesh that which we do to the non-humans... it was a dank, fetid alleyway...where they stepped in from the moonlit abyss....the scent of blood not yet spilled spurring them on....it would be a wonderous feast tonight. over yon, their quarry congregated, small groupings amassing for their nightly ritual of noise and rhythm...bodies swaying and sweating, coupling on their minds. completely ignorant of the presence in the shadows, they communicated with each other-oblivious of their fates so intent were they on the coming events awaiting them inside the doorway. as the humans would say, "like lambs to slaughter..." and so it would be...gorging on such delicacies, even as their hearts still pumped fresh life out of their warm quivering bodies, eyes still reacting to the horrors of dismemberment and pain. life in the shadows guaranteeing death in the streets...all red an
It's Time To Dance Dance Dance!!!
OK FUBAR ARE YOU READY TO DO THE TIME WARP?!...IF SO YOU KNOW THE DRILL FAN /ADD/RATE ALL THE MEMBERS BELOW AS SOON AS YOU DONE PM ME AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST AND I WILL PROVIDE YOU A TAG SO LET'S HAVE FUN!!! LAST AND NOT LEAST NO NO NO DRAMA! P.S. IF YOU GOING TO MAKE YOU OWN TAGS PLEASE TELL ME! ♛Peek•A•Boo♛
Pj O'rourke
"Never fight an inanimate object."
So You Wanna To No
well i just let you know i werk i love to me new people i am a people person and i love to do things that are fun like i have two hurls and love doing new things with them any more ? just asked
Refined Shopping
A very refined young man comes to a small food shop and sees fruit. "Give me two kilograms of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman. She does it. "And three kilograms of cherries, please, and wrap up every berry in a separate piece of paper, too." She does. "And what is it there," he asks pointing at something dark in the corner. "Raisins," says the saleswoman, "but they're not for sale."
I Had To Do It....
Oh hell no :( Ok, this one is better
Gustav Pa #20a
800 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...GUSTAV STRENGTHENING AS IT APPROACHES THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA...AND FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...CAMAGUEY...AND GRANMA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS FROM WEST OF THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE WESTWARD TO THE DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 800 PM EDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 80.0 WEST OR ABOUT 25 MILES... 40 KM...SOUTH OF
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. - Marcus Aurelius Dedicated to someone specific *looks at HIM with an expectant expression, anticipating whether or not HE knows it's for HIM*
Redress
redress \rih-DRES\, transitive verb: 1. To put in order again; to set right; to emend; to revise. 2. To set right, as a wrong; to repair, as an injury; to make amends for; to remedy; to relieve from. 3. To make amends or compensation to; to relieve of anything unjust or oppressive; to bestow relief upon.
And Here I Go Again On My Own...
Going down the only road I've ever known... That song was perfect for the end of "Old School". Well I stopped working at my job today. It was the end of the summer and we parted ways with an understanding. It was good to work again but after a year at college and 3+ months of back breaking manual labor I am going to take some time off. I set a goal at the beginning of the summer. I started out nearly broke from paying tuition, rent and other stuff. Over the course of 3 months I was able to get a whole stack of high society (10k) in the bank while keeping up with my bills. So here I am, back at the start. I have a college degree, I'm in decent shape and I have a stack of high society... I'm going to take the next few weeks to sort out my next move. The leading contender for my next job is interesting. I could work for a company that would send me to South Korea for a year to teach english. It looks like a solid idea, they pay me a decent wage and pay for my flight
Puns To Ponder
The ability to make and understand puns is the highest level of language Development. Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest. 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion Allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and Says, "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the Craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have Your kayak and heat it, too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other Says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root Canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in The lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an Hour, the manager came
Let's Fuck Game
This could be fun (hehe) Face it, we all know that theres at least one person on our buddy list that we want to get fucked by. So let's play the "Let's Fuck Game." The rules are simple. If you want to fuck the person who sends this to you, you reply to them with "lets fuck." The twist is you have to send this message to everyone on your buddy list annd see who sends you back the messgae "lets fuck'". Good luck. You no if you get it you are cute. If you get it twice you are a hottie. 3 times you are just plain fuckable....let me know if you wanna fuck me!!!
Happy Hour
Jake and I would like to say..... THANK YOU!! You all made our first Happy Hours AMAZING!! It was way more than we expected!! We tried to return as much love as possible!! If we missed you we are truly sorry!!! It was A LOT to keep up with!!! It was all Greatly Appreciated!! So Thanks to all our Old and New Friends!! You all are awesome!!! Thanks!!! ~Jake & Jamie~ JÁkè the §Ñåke {Shadow Leveler} Real Life B/F of JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ@ fubar ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F ؃ JÁkè the §Ñåkè {Shadow Leveler} @ fubar
Gramma's Boyfriend - Now, That's Funny... I Don't Care Who You Are.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.
Why?????????
Why is it that people don't read blogs to find out about the people they want to chat with. I mean here I am wanting to make new friends and get to know new people and they are still hitting my shoutbox and thinking that I'm ignoring them when actually I just can't get the damn thing to work because my computer is stupid and doesn't work for me half the time like it is supposed to. I mean is there anyone actually reading this one or am I typing it for the hell of it. Just wondering. I mean HELLO I've given out my yahoo name several places and still noone has bothered to even say hello there. Oh well I guess I'll just keep trying to answer all of you (if anyone is even reading this) and hope it goes through. TTYL on yahoo hopefully>>>>LOL
My Name Is!!!!!!!
TO ALL WHO GO TO HIP HOPZ PLEASE CALL ME JULY!!!!!! NOT BY NORTHERN.......THANX
Lucky 2 Have
A best friend is like a 4 leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
7k To Level Lets Do It Guys..
7K TO LEVEL LETS HELP HIM OUT.... WAHOOO ARMY STRONG@ fubar http://www.blogger.com/profile/02800324421252317324 http://www.itsmizzshady.com
Strangers Become Friends~n~ Friends Become Strangers
It's great when stangers become friends But even sadder when those friends become strangers We became friends and didn't even realize it I trusted you and you trusted me Now were like stangers to each other But no matter what you'll always be my friend Even if im not yours It's great when strangers become friends But even sadder when those friends become strangers
One Of My Poems.
In a dark place unseen by eyes a sorrow so deep that angels cry wretched pain that draws many tears living daily fear... fear that I'll be lost forever alone in the dark without a cover wounds open so all can see will they pity me? All I ask is for a love to last daily pain to loosen its grasp to find myself in anothers eyes never to hear sorrowfull cries. Fate has chosen me to be the strong one that you now see aged by pain and love for the lost love is pain and with a cost. more to come in future.
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti- constitutionally 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
And Then The Fight Started...
I am not married anymore, but these bring back memories! > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.... > > And then the fight started.... > ************ > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for > > Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. > > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > > She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. > > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. > > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' > > And then
Who Wants To Bid
very single is up for auction!!! very single is up for auction!!! yep very single playmate is up for auction! And she wants you! To own her! Many of us have seen her shows and damn! Shes naughty! Bids already started! They will end on September 2 at midnight est! she has a lot to offer! Very Single is offering: my yahoo ID 1 ptv cam show there name n mine my 11s or 10s if i'm no longer VIP by then SFW & NSFW salute there link on my page and a friend for life Now click on the picture below and place your bid! Music Video:DOWN BOYS (by Holly Valance)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-30 01:46:58')
The Laws Of Ultimate Reality
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next m
Add Another Brick To The Wall
The skill or is it the human will? Self expression, or is it just mumbling words? To shock and thrill Loads of stories to unload coming like traveling herds The thoughts that strike anytime Anyplace about things and memories just cannot erase Often in tears only typing a few words at a time Where ever I roam i'm just in another place Right here night now, typing away The care and love of many things created from the heaven skies Often reflecting apon today or yesterday Many things I often realize Their is no vacation, often on the go Relaxation is just a myth Forever on tour, off to the next show No wonder my muscles are always stiff Burning the night oil is the term my parents say Once again they do not write, so they cannot understand I'm up writing and thinking as they sleep the night away Questions that need answers often to solve and demand Dream on, this I cannot change To show the world what is inside of me The things that appear so strange, a puz
Contests In Lounges
Most are fixed. I'll say it again - It's not a real contest, a regular will ALWAYS win the prize. Let's say you're a newb and walk in and get the trivia question or whatever. Or you're the 340th member. Good luck, buddy. Lounges are so lame anyway, they act like they never heard of Danzig yet they play Ramstein. WTF
Come With Me...
Close your eyes and come with me, Deep inside your mind to forgotten memories. We’ll take the trip together hand in hand. To a place of forgotten time, and land. We’ll sail along a path of beauty and color, filled with sights and sounds, as we hold on to each other. Images flash by as we travel along, from another place we hear the lyrics of song. Sweetly touching as we draw near, to loves tender song, we shed a tear. Drifting deeper into forgotten places, visions of happiness on lovers faces. Reaching out, trying to capture each memory, we realize it’s not meant to be. Tears stream down our faces, as our journey continues to different places. Searching onward until we find, the gentle place so kind. Where love grows and never rests. Our journey together, searching for love is the best. So close your eyes and come with me, on a journey of love through eternity...
Your Smile (poem)
Your Smile Makes me Cry, Hits me where i dont need it, Your smile makes me Die, All You do Is feed it, Your Smile makes me fade, Like i just dont Belong, My smile has Decayed, Dont know where i went wrong, Your Smile's like a razer, it's made to Cut through me, it feels like a Lazer, Made to defuse me your smile, is a killer, and i feel like its my turn, it burns me to cinder, when will i ever Learn.
@ Random
It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebuild. A heart may be broken, Or made to mend; All because of that "Random Friend".
Enjoying The Weekend
You know there is nothing more enjoyable than hanging out online listening to some good music and just chilling in your favorite lounge....and meeting new enjoyable ppl who make you feel great to visit their lives for a brief moment. :) So what are we doing for labor day weekend?
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Fuck, fuck and fuck again. Two long messages and got that both times, lost everything. Oh, and excuse my french...
Lost And Found...
There is a storm in my heart It tears my inside apart I am bleeding and I am hurt Like a wingless little bird Then it turns dark And for a moment I see The pain that was inside of me And on a journey I embark In search of answers In search of truth In search of understanding In search of you My guiding star in darkness Like a little stream in the desert Everything about you seems flawless But that is what causes the hurt Your perfect features do not belong to me You do not deserve my chains You need to live and see What it means to be free So spread your wings and fly away For I can not fulfill your dream But if you should fall one day I'll guide you and be that little stream So go and discover it all And know that wherever you go Whatever you do and might feel The only thing you need to do is call
From An Email... Yes, Dogs Can Get Email, Too.
There comes a point in your life when you realize: who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
Quiet Emotions...
I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.
My Illness
A person with a borderline personality disorder often experiences a repetitive pattern of disorganization and instability in self-image, mood, behavior and close personal relationships. This can cause significant distress or impairment in friendships and work. A person with this disorder can often be bright and intelligent, and appear warm, friendly and competent. They sometimes can maintain this appearance for a number of years until their defense structure crumbles, usually around a stressful situation like the breakup of a romantic relationship or the death of a parent. Symptoms Relationships with others are intense but stormy and unstable with marked shifts of feelings and difficulties in maintaining intimate, close connections. The person may manipulate others and often has difficulty with trusting others. There is also emotional instability with marked and frequent shifts to an empty lonely depression or to irritability and anxiety. There may be unpredictable and impulsive
My Family
I have an extermeley small family, it's me, my mother, and my lil brother. My mother and I don't have a relationship, long story..not worth getting into, let's just say...It's not Me!! So, I pretty much just have my younger brother, who is married and has my two neices, Ashley and Amy. No one, myself included really cared for my brothers wife when he married her in 2001...but what are you gonna do right! If he's happy...well then I'm happy for him. She and I have never been the best of friends, we get along because of my brother, Mike. I think I can honestly say, we don't like each other, just very different people. She likes to keep my brother all to herself...it's all about her family,..and always has been. She treats me like I'm an outsider and not part of the family....so much has gone on over the years..that is just completely unfair...and my brother seems to have lost his spine when it comes to her and standing up for me and my mother...as we are the only blood fa
What People See
Why is it when people see a person on the street they only look at once thing and not the person as a whole, this is a question that i have though of a lot lately. i know that i am not the most beautiful woman in the world, but i do think that i am pretty both inside and out, but i have noticed that many people don't seem to see me at all. Am i invisable to the outside world, or is it that i am just not pretty enough for most to see. at times it does bother me to know that people don't notice me, but i am coming to terms with it, i know a lot of guys like very skinny woman and that i am not, i am curvey and even though i am working on lossing some of my extra weight, i don't think i am overly large. i'm not crying or bitchin about it, this is just random thoughts that are running though my head.
Baby I Love U More Than Life Itself
Baby I know we have alot of ppl who is jealous that we are together but i want to say idc what ppl says cause i will always be ur man no matter what and that i love you with all my heart. Your my heart,my soul,ur my everything baby and i dont want to be with anyone but u i can say that for a fact cause ur the only one ive been this happy with. We dont argue or fight,we get along great and as far as i know ur family likes me and i want to keep it that way well thats about all that i have to say except these words here I LOVE YOU BABY WITH ALL MY HEART AND I CANT WAIT TIL WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND GET MARRIED LOVE YOUR MAN, SMOKIE
Bad Day
Have you ever wanted a day to be over so badly because it was ffed up from the start?? That was my day today.
Andre 2123 Tagged Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am pregnant. 2. I love my Husband 3. I have made sum great freinds on Fubar. 4. I like 23 race cars. 5. I like 2 sky dive. 6. I like salsa on my ice cream... yes evan when I am not pregnent. 7. I rub ppl down all day. 8. I am insanly addicted 2 ROOT BEER (takes another drink of ROOT BEER) 9. I used 2 take belly dancing classes when I was younger. 10. I have always wanted to write a book. 11. I lost my virginity in a park @ the age of 14. 12. I hate sea food 13. I could spend an eternity just enjoying each momment in life. 14. I once got lost in a Toys R Us while buying baby stuff. 15. of all the futures I co
Meet My Owner
I would like you to meet my OWNER. This is my first time to be Owned because I do not take orders very well so to make sure he does not push my buttons too much (and boy does he know how to do that) I decided to keep the playing field fair and bought him back in the auction so he owns me and I own him and we are going to have a fun month making each other nuts. ~Yeahmon~Shadow Leveler co-leader{Keeper of Yeahmon's Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar Brought to you by: Kat1114" Owner of Farscapecat , YEAHMON, Blueeyes & Co Owner of AMANDA. {Yeahmons Angels}@ fubar
Fookin Haters
Well shits. Due to some hater a few days ago turning me in for NSFW comments (band/music logos and pix, and blood/gore) I'm now no longer able to comment pix. And to you select few of a$$holes on my page that give me shYt about it...one last time you need to stfu. Thought I was clear enough when I said I am banned from commenting. Obviously I wasn't. So is this clear enough? I AM BANNED FROM C-O-M-M-E-N-T-I-N-G for a M-O-N-T-H.
Tequila Gurl Needs Sum Extra Loving And Prayers!!!!
I'm writing this cause im looking for prayers lots of them. I went to court today and I have been doing court ordered goals and attending all I can in hopes of getting my kids back im the only one of me and my ex husband that have been fighting and doing nothing but tryin to proove to be a fit mother and I have done nothing to give them the right to take my parental rights. Please pass this on to anyone and everyone to keep the pray going for my children and i to be reunited as family and that they dont take my rights. please pray for our happiness if your reading this please comment me and let me know thanks for all your love and prayers. ty 4 all ur love and prayers TEQUILA GURL (repost of original by 'Tequila Gurl Owner of the Lollypop gurlz Club,Brunette Diva's Club & a frequent flyer' on '2008-08-30 00:59:07')
?!?!?!?
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? 5. Why is abbreviated such a long word? 6. Why is a boxing ring square? 7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? 9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start? 11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? 15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 16. Why isn't ther
Blogs And Mumm's
Ok I guess some people are gonna hate me for this, but it seems that most people only post blogs and MUMM's through sheer bordom...... although there ae some very funny and very informative blogs some seem to be created with the aim of passing time when nothing much else is going on...and yes...this is one such time you could say as there is not much going on........ Just thought I would say it thats all.... Thank you for getting this far and please feel free to carry on passing through to the next one....lol Have a good day!!!
Watching Over You
I know he's watching over you, Just like he always did. You remember all those times, From when you were a kid. Watched you as you rode your bike, He even pushed you on the swing. Watched with pride when you went to Prom, And when on your finger went a wedding ring. I know he watches you even now, Though he seems so far away. Think of him quite often, He hears the sweet things you say.
The Wolf
I am the wolf howling in the night, I am the wolf winning the tough fight. I am the wolf with eyes as cold as steel, I am the wolf Nipping at your heel. I am the wolf The devoted friend, I am the wolf There until the end. I am the wolf taking care of my pack, I am the wolf Never looking back.
Lost In Dreamland
I rest my weary head close my eyes and drift off to sleep. Cherishing my slumber for in my dreams we meet. Happiness overcomes me and my heart begins to race. Just as soon as I see your lovely smiling face. The alarm goes off and out of my dream and into my day. Then I'm touched with sadness because in reality you're so far away.
What I’ve Done Today
I made someone laugh, I calmed someone's tears. I acted very silly, To subside a child's fears. I held open a door today, For an old couple to pass through. There is no real reason why, This is just what I do. So at the end of the day, After a few have laughed or had fun. If I don't wake tomorrow, I know the job I'm here to do has been done.
Time To Escape
The way he treats you, is such a disgrace. Using intimidation, to "put you in your place". You say when he's not drinking that things are just great. Though as I recall, he broke your nose while he was straight. You don't deserve these bruises, punches and slaps. It's time to escape, get away from that crap. You say that you love him, you say that you care. Do you think he loves you, when you're knocked through the air. Maybe you're afraid, of being alone. It's still better, than the "love" that he's shown. He squeezes your throat, as you gasp for a breath. If you don't get out now, he'll be the cause of your death.
I Think I Just Set A Record!
Why is it that whenever I deny someone access into my family they get all pissy on me? Like seriously, if i wanted you to see any of my private pictures, I'd add you to my family. But this is NOT the way to go about it: Demon 93: Never mind. It's cool. I didn't realize you were one of these chicks who take this fu-shit so seriously. My bad.
Children
I hear the echo of children at play, The sound so happy and cheerful. I enjoy what I hear throughout the day, Though today you can't be too careful. Let your child know you love and care, For they can not be replaced. In a year so many children disappear, And all is left are the memories of their face. Keep your eyes and ears open, Always know where the children be. For I never want this to happen, To neither you nor me.
About The Night
Clouds across the moonlit sky, Drawing shadows upon the land. The stars shining so bright, The evening now at hand. As the clouds engulf the light, It becomes cold & lonely. Though sadness it doesn't bring, Yet peace & tranquility. Though most people find, Their happiness within the light. Some of us find, There is just something about the night.
Who I Am
You say you accept me, For who I really am. Yet you try to change me, Into another man. I'm a lover and a writer, I'm a dad and a thinker. I play pool and love music, Ride motorcycle and tinker. You have your beliefs, And I also have mine. They may not be the same, But I think that's fine. I am the same person, For all to see. The only person that, I know how to be.....ME!
Ken's A Grandpa
It's A Boy!!!! Blake Christian was born today weighing 7Lbs. 1 Oz. & 20.5 Inches long. Go show the very proud an first time GRANDPA some love and welcome him into the world Fu Style. Made With LOVE By: *~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*/~♥ ~ Fu Wife & R/L G/F 2 Ronaldanthony74 ~♥~@ fubar
Van, Sherry And Crystal, Your Faults
I'm really bored so just had to 1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? horrible choices What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? W

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