Fubar Blog Posts 1

Pearl Jam - Alive
Alive lyricsSon, she said, have I got a little story for youWhat you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteenYour real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...Oh I, oh, I'm still aliveHey, I, I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, oh, I'm still aliveHey...oh...Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's roomShe said I'm ready...for youI can't remember anything to this very day'Cept the look, the look...Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...I, I'm still aliveHey I, but, I'm still aliveHey I, boy, I'm still aliveHey I, I, I, I'm still alive, yeahOoh yeah...yeah yeah yeah...oh...oh...Is something wrong, she saidWell of course there isYou're still alive, she saidOh, and do I deserve to beIs that the questionAnd if so...if so...who answers...who answers...I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, oh, I'm still aliveHey I, but, I'm still aliveYeah I, ooh, I'm still aliveYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pearl Jam - Even Flow
Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, againOh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better set a days, ooh yeahOh hand out faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeahOh, dark grin he can't help when he's happy, looks insane, yeahEven flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them away, yeahOh, someday, yeah, he'll begin his life againLife again, life againKneeling, looking through the paper though he doesn't know to readFeelingOh, feeling understands the weather of the summers on it's way, yeahOh, ceilings few and far between all legal halls of shameEven flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them awayOh, someday yeah he'll begin his life again, yeahWhispering hands gently lead him awayHim away, him away, yeah, yeahOh even flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know so he chases them awayAh, someday yeah he'll begin his life again, yeahWhispering hands gently lead him awayHim away, him awa

Carrie Underwood - I'll Stand By You
I'll Stand By You lyrics[Originally performed by The Pretenders]Oh why you look so sadThe tears are in your eyesCome on and come to me nowDon’t be ashamed to cryLet me see you throughCause I’ve seen the dark side tooWhen the night falls on youYou don't know what to doNothing you confessCould make me love you lessI’ll stand by youI’ll stand by youWon’t let nobody hurt youI’ll stand by youSo if you're mad get madDon’t hold it all insideCome on and talk to me nowHey, what you got to hideI get angry tooWell I’m a lot like youWhen you're standing at the crossroads And don't know which path to chooseLet me come alongCause even if you're wrongI’ll stand by youI’ll stand by youWon’t let nobody hurt youI’ll stand by youTake me in into you darkest hourAnd I’ll never desert youI’ll stand by youAnd when, when the night falls on you, babyYou feeling all aloneYou won't be on your ownI’ll stand by youI’ll

Keith Urban - You're My Better Half
"You're My Better Half" Car door slams, it's been a long day at work I'm out on the freeway and I'm wondering if it's all worth The price that I pay, sometimes it doesn't seem fair I pull into the drive and you're standing there And you look at me And give me that come-here-baby smile It's all gonna be alright You take my hand You pull me close and you hold me tight [Chorus:] It's the sweet love that you give to me That makes me believe we can make it through anything 'Cause when it all comes down And I'm feeling like I'll never last I just lean on you 'cause baby You're my better half They say behind every man is a good woman But I think that's a lie 'Cause when it comes to you I'd rather have you by my side You don't know how much I count on you to help me When I've given everything I got and I just feel like giving in And you look at me And give me that come-here-baby smile It's all gonna be alright You take my hand Yeah you pull me close and you hold me tight [REPEAT CHORUS] W

Keith Urban - Sweet Thing
And I will stroll the merry wayAnd jump the hedges firstAnd I will drink the clearClean water for to quench my thirstAnd I shall watch the ferry-boatsAnd theyll get highOn a bluer oceanAgainst tomorrows skyAnd I will never grow so old againAnd I will walk and talkIn gardens all wet with rainOh sweet thing, sweet thingMy, my, my, my, my sweet thingAnd I shall drive my chariotDown your streets and cryhey, its me, Im dynamiteAnd I dont know whyAnd you shall take me stronglyIn your arms againAnd I will not rememberThat I even felt the pain.We shall walk and talkIn gardens all misty and wet with rainAnd I will never, never, neverGrow so old again.Oh sweet thing, sweet thingMy, my, my, my, my sweet thingAnd I will raise my hand upInto the night time skyAnd count the starsThats shining in your eyeJust to dig it all an not to wonderThats just fineAnd Ill be satisfiedNot to read in between the linesAnd I will walk and talkIn gardens all wet with rainAnd I will never, ever, ever, everGrow so old

Good For Redhead: Www.g-jo.com
G-jo 2 On the extreme end of the outer crease of the elbow. Bend your arm tightly and place a finger in place. Open the arm and stimulate the point on your relaxed arm. Direction 1: Push on the point with 20 pounds of pressure Tpye 1 Acne Allergies Arm Blisters Boils Cold and influenza Elbow Eye Face Forearm Heat rash Hives and rash Impetigo and eczema Neck Poison ivy, oak, and sumac Shoulder Skin Stomach Styes Direction 2: Does it hurt? If so good! My experience (7 years) with Chinese medicine is it either hurt or tastes bad Since you are not eating anything it is going to hurt. Don’t worry it is temporary Tpye 2 Sun Burns, Fire Burns, especially to help heal skin Cholera Frostbite Head injuries Sexual organs, especially uterus and ovaries Whiplash (neck in jury), especially when shoulder is affected Direction 3: Do 20 times 20 pound of pressure repeat on other part The effects should last for the next 4 hours Direction 4 Reapply as often as needed.

Before She Learned How To Screw
A good friend of mine wrote this The break in the pageThe spotlight on stageHer trembling voiceHis perfect poiseThe pulse in my veinsThe song's last refrainIt's the glance of desireDon't get caught in the crossfireThe regrets in my headThat lay me down to bedAnd I'm tucked and I'm tiredI'm anxious and wiredI'm talking to TV'sCuddling with CD'sI'm losing the lightWrapped in the nightScouring for the sparkThat I lost in the darkMaybe it's down by the keys on my deskOr the Cross in my pocketI used to keep on my chestThe scrape on our kneesWhen we were young and freeWhen we were seventeenWhen Jack believed in magic beansI wonder how she wasBefore Life did what it doesBefore she got her new tattooBefore she knew how to 'screw'And my dishes need washingAnd my apartment's a messAnd my heart needs a cleaningAnd my eyes need to restThe air beckons autumnThe scent of the leavesA time for coats to coverThe sentiment on our sleevesMy limbs are all buckledMy bridges all burnedAnd Cupid has chuckle

Daddy
Oh dark my day,To be alive,I write this poem,As my heart is to thrive,There once was a man,So happy he be,With his lovely wife,So young you see,But one day,He left for awhile,Traveled for his job,Much more than a mile,She was sad,He had to leave,And hoped for the best,Hoped not to greave,His job pained her,But knew he was right,He was in the army,He had to go fight,Letters shed receive,From him every week,At times happy,Good news always to seek,She sent him a letter,Pregnant shed be,With their loving daughter,Aura lee,And he was astound,Couldnt wait to come see,When his loving wife,Gave birth to thee,But he never made it,They wouldnt let him go,So he hoped she wouldnt be sad,Oh say it isnt so,But she was so grateful,That safe hed be,She always prayed for him,Aura lee to see,But on the day,Baby turned six,Such sad news,A heart not to fix,Daddy had died,While coming back,They found some things,Hidden in his backpack,Aura lee so young,Just couldnt see,why had daddy,Left me?But on the fune

Search
Has the search start for my harsh Critic? Time to contact them more directly and also notify others of their iniquity. Far as the 50/50 I think we agreed on it didn't we? ??? Attraction to this house was immediate and as was the dream telling me where and when. No one can exercise the rights to all these properties unless one has the right to it. Would of sold the house as I was getting ready for the surgery until a ugly man shows up followed by a ugly woman on the 13th of May. Norio

Friends..
Hmm, me and a friend were discussing the concept of friends the other day. Though it might be interesting to share.We all like friends, and it gives us a certain feeling of acceptance, or even comradery that is hard to find - depending on where you are or who you are.Well my opinion is that you have 2 different categories in which I classify them into:*Good friends - Give and take. Those kind of people that even if you don't know very well you know they're good for it. They help you out without you asking, call you out on the stupid shit you do, and even end up with you when you do the stupid shit. The ones that actually care.*Bad friends - The ones you keep around, and not really know why. These people only talk to you when they are bored, or want something from you. Then when you invite them to come with a group or something..they always seem busy..or turn their backs to you when you need help. These are the people I like phasing out, then they wonder what they did wrong.-If you f

If I Promised You Forever Chances Are I Lied
Ill be everything you want . THe girl of your dreams, The one that takes your breath away , Everytime you see her , Ill stay for a week , maybe two , maybe three, Then one day youll wake , and reach , and keep reaching. Youll search for a letter , A hint , my things. Something to indicate it wasnt just a dream, The panties on the floor, The ciggs on the night table, Youll fight to remember my face , But in the end you wont be able, Nothing against you , Thats just the real me, Nothing last forever , In the end I always leave . Youll say this is the last time , Youll never take me back , But Ill show up at your door , And will is what youll lack , Youll hope this time will be diffrent , That this time I will stay , But Ill be gone while your still sleeping , Brfore dawns light breaks the day .

Regarding The Cherrybomb Bling
This isnt gonna be fancy like everyone wants to see but just a suggestion for all who crave to be BOMBED with the cherry bomb bling...RATE FAN and maybe even ADD the Bomber before you go BEGGING for them to hit your pics...afterall they are taking the time of using a gift they got or paid for to give out luv and attention to others...please be respectful to the bomber by showing them some luv first and ASK them if they could hit your pics...DONT assume they will just because you have lots of pics or even an AUTO 11 active...if you are rude about it i wouldnt be surprised if they flat out block you...be kind and friendly... MaryAnn AKA Be@utifulEyez

Some Really Stpid Hoes On Here!!
Y'know what I can't stand on here?Why is it sooo many women on here post pictures of themselves wearing hardly anything,showing LOTS of cleavage,bent over and showing their asses...but when a guy leaves them a sexual comment on their sexy pic,then they wanna cop an attitude...andall the guy a pervert,or whatever.But THEY'RE the pervs...showing everything you got in your pics,but NOBODY can say anything w/o these dumb bitches getting offended!!Do women on here actually think that guys are gonna respect 'em cuz they hang all their shit out??Fuck NO!!They'll treat 'em like a skank and a hoe,whose only purpose is to get laid,or to show their pussy and ass!But it just makes me sooo mad when these stupid women hang it all out,then get mad when they're treated like a sexual oject!!I mean,what do they expect??

Tim Mcgraw - Don't Take The Girl
Johnnys daddy was taking him fishinWhen he was eight years oldA little girl came through the front gate holdin a fishing poleHis dad looked down and smiled, said we cant leave her behindSon I know you dont want her to go but someday youll change your mindAnd johnny said take jimmy johnson, take tommy thompson, take my best friend boTake anybody that you want as long as she dont goTake any boy in the worldDaddy please dont take the girlSame old boySame sweet girlTen years down the roadHe held her tight and kissed her lipsIn front of the picture showStranger came and pulled a gunGrabbed her by the arm said if you do what I tell you to, there wont be any harmAnd johnny said take my money, take my wallet, take my credit cardsHeres the watch that my grandpa gave meHeres the key to my carMister give it a whirlBut please dont take the girlSame old boySame sweet girlFive years down the roadTheres going to be a little one and she says its time to goDoctor says the babys fine but youll have to l

These Times Are Hard...
As the girlfriend of one of our hero that is over there fighting to protect us and for our freedom. I can personally say that it is hard. The times when you don't hear from them have to be the worst. Never knowing when and if you will hear from them again. Keeping them in your heart and praying is all that we can do. Having faith is the biggest part of it but it is hard. We have to have faith in God and believe in him that he will keep our love ones safe and bring them home to us soon. Please keep all of the men and women in the war in your prayers. Pray for there safety and their return, but also please remember to keep their family in your prayers. Staying strong and keeping faith can be hard at times like these. Thank you!!!

Casting Crowns - Does Anybody Hear Her
"Does Anybody Hear Her"She is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong directionShe is tryingBut the canyon's ever wideningIn the depths of her cold heartSo she sets out on another misadventure just to findShe's another two years olderAnd she's three more steps behindDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?Or does anybody even knows she's going down todayUnder the shadow of our steepleWith all the lost and lonely peopleSearching for the hope that's tucked away in you and meDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?She is yearningFor shelter and affectionThat she never found at homeShe is searchingFor a hero to ride inTo ride in and save the dayAnd in walks her prince charmingAnd he knows just what to sayMomentary lapse of reasonAnd she gives herself awayIf judgement looms under every steepleIf lofty glances from lofty peopleCan't see past her scarlet letterAnd we never even met herHe is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction

Sons Football Coach's Still Suck
my son had a game today, the team has improved but they lost. they havent won a game all season. my son plays cornerback on defense and he stopped the plays going to his side of the field in the first quarter. so the other team runs the other way, obviously, and gets the first downs and touchdowns running left instead of right... If I were coach id make adjust ments on the field..switch corners every couple downs, move the line backers to cornerback...what ever it takes to stop them... i realize they are supposed to learn the sport and all, but even the older ladies sitting next to me were saying the coach's werent making adjustments.. the other team was...anyways final score was 38-24 they lost the battle at the line of scrimmage...the other teams kids were a lot bigger! its official...the coach doesnt get it.

Little About Me
Ok I am not good at this so i will just make it short and sweet. I am a truck driver and spend alot of time away from home, I don't have any set hours I drive. on some days i drive from morning till night and others i drive all night and sleep during the day. if i am on here then i have some down time and able to rate and socialize. weekends are hit and miss on if i am here or not. I love rating pics and have been known to rate up to 500 plus pics in an hour if my wireless connection is good. so if you see me on your page and its not happy hour don't panic because chances are its the only time i have to rate and i try and rate alot and often. i am an easy going guy. I will however put this out there now, I do not have the means to buy cash gifts at this time. Since both my mom and dad have died from cancer i donate $10,000 a year to cancer research. But if i do get a bling pack i do bling my friends when i can. I am not a the hottie type of guy but i think i do have a heart of gold. I

Papa Roach - Tear My Heart Open
I tear my heart open, I sow myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd my scars remind me that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelDrunk and I'm feeling downAnd I just wanna be aloneI'm pissed cause you came aroundWhy don't you just go homeCause you channel all your painAnd I can't help you fix yourselfYou're making me insaneAll I can say isI tear my heart open, I sow myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI tried to help you onceAgainst my own adviceI saw you going downBut you never realizedThat you're drowning in the waterSo I offered you my handCompassion is in my natureTonight is our last standI tear my heart open, I sow myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI'm drunk and I'm feeling downAnd I just wanna be aloneYou shouldn't ever come aroundWhy don't you just go home?Cause you're drowning in t

Im Feeling Soo Overwhelmed On Fu Today:(
I think I hit rock bottom on Fu today lol. I have 91+ unread messages and 109 friend requests, ugh. Im trying to get thru them in a timely manner but its not working. I never realized soo many people wanna be on my page lol. I cant imagine what the "popular" Fu's have, glad Im not one of those lol. I know I mentioned some of my pet peeves of Fubar before but I gotta repeat them again cause I have a few that dont care how I feel... First of all...My heart is spoken for, so please quit asking if I wanna go out, NO! I wont hand out my # either..those very very very close to me have it. I leave my page logged on 24/7, if you shout me, PM me, I will get back to you as soon as I see it, maybe:P I try to return ALL love but its hard sometimes when you have a limited time. So if I miss returning, leave me a shout and let me know. I clear my profile viewers about 3 times a day to help me keep track but I do miss a few. Omg, my bling!! lol I seem to have a few "Fu's" that come and check me out

I'm So Mean... Damn Fumail
no.. you get over yourself you disrespectful egotistical idiot.I am MARRIEDIt says on my fucking profile that i do not want idiots talking to me that way. You need to go fuck yourself rather than sending random females messages like thatVERY disrespectful now please.. go stick a knife in your anus === 'McLovin ™' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 12:25:41'..>> Get over yourself you fucking cunt.> > > === 'Miss Cootima' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 12:24:37'..> >> > you are a fucking idiot... you didn't read my profile did you?> > > > go fuck yourself > > > > === 'McLovin ™' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 09:37:30'..> > >> > > My goodness baby you are so freaking sexy and so yummy I'm loving the pics!> > > > > > > > > How are you doing today sexy?> > > ============================================================================ The last part is what i would have sent if he wouldn't have blocked me I don't take kindly to being called baby and sexy by strangers

The Greatest Entertainer Of All Times............
A king is born! A child begins to sing! Two parents are proud of him! His voice amazes all ears! His steps reveals dizziness all around! The stage is alive when he steps on! Thriller song gives him more strength and confidence! The success comes day by day! His videos please the sight ! He is the greatest entertainer and performer! A king is dead................................. A king is not really dead, he is just resting in peace!

My Fu-friends
My Fu-Friends My husband has finally gone to workMy child has finished his playhe`s gone to bed his stories readNow it's my time of day.I've had one of those daysyou know what I meanso I sit back and relaxand turn on my screen.I'll talk to all my friendswho know just what to sayto make my stresses goand my troubles fade away.My friends you're always there for mewhenever I feel blueand though we've never met beforeI know our friendships true.And although we haven't been friends for longin this short time it seemswe shared so many things alreadyour hopes, our fears, our dreams.We come from different walks of lifebut we share a common bondand it's time to say that of all of youI've grown so very fond.So thank you friends for being therewhenever I've needed youI know you're always there for meand you know I'm there for you.

Steve
Steve(A terrific guy) Broken promisesScattered dreamsTears flow like rainEach day it seems. Will things never changeThe lies, the deceitWith every new oneIt's only been a repeat. So go forward todayAnd not think of the pastFor there is someoneWith a love that will last.

Stupid Haircut
last night I was reading in bed about 2 am. I heard the upstairs neighbors coming in from the bar. i have never met them but i am pretty sure there are about 20 of them. And they all weigh about 300 pounds. And they are part of a clog dance crew. And they also bowl in their living room. Also they like alternative rock and saying "wooooooooooooo" i guess one of the dance crew got left behind and he came stomping up the stairs a few minutes after the rest. Then i heard someone try and open my door. Of course it was locked so i just continued reading figuring he was to drunk to know where he was and would soon see his mistake. But he was too drunk to realize. So i sent baxter to the door to give ssome warning barks. But this guys was still too drunk so he started knocking. I got up and double checked the lock and put my eye to the peep hole. "may I help you?" i asked. "you can let me in!" he said swaying back in forth. "no" I laughed. "why not" he said a little annoyed. "Beca

Urgent!!!! Looking For Becky Bowers!!!!!
Becky, If you are reading this, I am Stacey, Steve's gf....I HAVE IMPORTANT INFO about your boyfriend GEARY(misspelled?) PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP!!! You can do it through here and then I'll give you my personal phone number.....PLEASE...

Spooktacular October Interviews On Nightmares With Malice Cooper
OCTOBER NIGHTMARES WITH MALICE COOPER 5TH - MARK EDWARD HALL - AUTHOR6TH - VIRULYS7TH - JACOB - WIDOW SUNDAY12TH - ROSEMARY GUILLY - PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR AUTHOR13TH - BETH TRISSELL - PARANORMAL/ROMANCE/HISTORY AUTHOR14TH - ANDY - SPIRAL TRANCE19TH KATI ACKERMAN - VANCOUVER PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS20TH - GARDEN STATE PARANORMAL21ST - DAVE SAKER - RAWK KANDY26TH KENNETH J. HALL - PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER27TH - LINAIA LEE - AUTHOR28TH - EXCITER

Chaos Rock Radio
I am starting up a new lounge on fubar called Chaos Rock Radio. I have really high hopes for this lounge to grow into a full blown online radio station and eventually go to airwaves. I am presently hiring all staff and all shifts so that we can have a wonderful grand opening. I am hopefully in the process of getting it coded and fixed up the way that I would like it to be and then GRAND OPENING soon as I get a little staff. I need some good staff. So if you are interested, please let me know!!! PLEASE leave me a message or shout at me. I WILL REPLY TO ALL MESSAGES, SHOUTS, AND COMMENTS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

More Acceptable Than Sacrifice
“Have you many friends, Will?”“No, not many.”“A good answer. For he that proclaims many friends declares he has none.” “The White Mountains”, chapter 2 By [wisdom] kings reign, and princes decree justice. Proverbs 8:15 On the last day of Minot’s annual Norsk Hostfest (pronounced “Hoostfest”, for the “o” has a forward slash through it), the largest Scandinavian culture festival in North America, I have my doubts about where the church is going. A few weeks ago the representatives of churches through the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America met in Minneapolis and one item on their agenda – essentially, the calling of pastors who are practicing and committed homosexuals – was approved and it’s dominated discussions over the last few weeks in our church. We had a congregational meeting about what Bethany Lutheran (which is an ELCA church) is going to do; technically, we don’t have

Want Our Points For 12 Hrs
WANT MY POINTS FOR 12 HOURS ALLS I ASK FOR IS A BLING PACK BIG ENOUGH TO GET ME A AUTO OR A BOMB TO HELP U OUT SO IF INTERESTED PLZ SEND ME A MESSAGE MY GIRL IS OFFERING THE SAME THING SO MESSAGE US IF UR INTERESTED TY

Colored Ribbons For Cancer Victims
Black Ribbons: Melanoma Dark Blue Ribbons: Colon Cancers Gold Ribbons: Childhood Cancer Gray Ribbons: Diabetes & Brain Cancer Green Ribbons: Kidney Cancer Green/Blue Ribbons: Mental Heath Awareness Jade Ribbons: Liver Cancer & Hepatitis Jigsaw Puzzle Ribbons: Autism Lace Ribbons: Osteoporosis Lime Green Ribbons: Lyme Disease Orange Ribbons: Leukemia, Multiple Sclerosis Periwinkle Ribbons: Hypertension & Stomach Cancer Pearl Ribbons: Lung Cancer Pink Ribbons: Breast Cancer Pink, Purple & Teal: Thyroid Cancer Purple Ribbons: Prostate Cancer, Testicular Cancer, Eating Disorders Red Ribbons:AIDS/HIV & Heart Disease Silver Ribbons: Parkinson's Disease Sky Blue Ribbons: Prostate Cancer Teal Ribbons: Ovarian Cancer White Ribbons: Bone Cancer I hope these explanations will help you design your own awareness quilt.

The Ex
So I watching Superman 3 today and I think to myself, what if Superman and Lois Lane don't make it? Superman can have his pick of any woman on the planet, but who in their right mind is going to date Lois Lane after that? First off, how do you compare to Superman? He has super strength, super speed, super good looks, heat vision. You have.... the super ability to crush beer cans on your forehead. Every time you do something Lois compares you to superman and crushes your self esteem. "Well superman used to take me wherever I wanted." Because he can fly! I still have to pay for gas, so chip in. Second, what if Superman decides he wants her back, and shows up at 2am.... drunk. *KNOCK KNOCK* "LOIS..... Lois.... I know you're home... I know he's in there with you... I can see you! Then he barges in to kick your ass, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, its Superman. "Hey man, she doesn't want you any more, she chose me, so get...... What the fuck am I doing on the

Doctor T-t-t-timmy
I've always wanted to be a doctor, but not really so that I could help people, or make the world a better place. I wanted to become a doctor so that I can ride on the gurney to the operating room while performing CPR on the patient. I picture myself beating on the patients chest, yelling "LIVE DAMN YOU! LIVE!! I'M NOT LETTING YOU HAVE THIS ONE GOD!!" Then we burst through a set of double doors and pull along side another gurney with another doctor performing CPR. The problem is, we are both racing for the same operating room. Who's going to make if first you ask.... I'll tell you who. His group of nurses and doctors try to ram my gurney off the road, we ram back. That's when I notice that his wheels have spikes on them like Leo's car from Grease, and they are messing up the paint job on my gurney. I make my love interest take the wheel of the gurney and I leap to the opposing one where I begin to battle the other doctor. He punches me in the mouth sending my fedora flying int

[for Answer Sinanju 00]
So that's the Sinanju. And yes- I made a 89% passable visual representation of it matching paint, weapons, fins, boosters, on a ForAnswer AC4 mech. Standard weapon array for the MS Sinanju is 1x high output Beam Rifle 1x Massive Zeon Shield with 1x Grenade Launcher (fits undermount of beam rifle should you elect to do so)2x Beam Axes 2x Forearm mounted beam sabres 2x forehead vulcans Unknown autonomous/psychoframe beam rifle mounted flying "bits". Note on the side of the shoulders that strange bumpy jazz that looks like shoulder spikes? Cool huh? well there's a part that looks EXACTLY like that available for purchase in AC4. Shoulder mounted "buckshot". I have butt tubes (the fuel units for those BADASS rear shoulder boosters that look like wings) A "high lazer" in my right hand (high damage high range, high energy drain beam weapon) a medium weight, high damage, medium capacity medium blast radius grenade launcher on my left Dual hanger bay forearm beam sabres Dual extra

Business Long Distance
Just like to introduce myself to the community here, I am a happily married man with 2 beautiful children. By day, I am a telecom broker where I help businesses with their telecommunication services. Some of the services we offer range from DS3 line to DS3 circuit, I also love soccer and going to look to start to play golf in the near future. Check back as I will be discussing many types of business related topics. (you can also make comment about sites topic here) VanT3 lines

[putanesca Part Ii Because You Knew I Would]
You know I can't leave a good thing and not make it better.Part two of my not that remarkable but quite good putanesca is a complete rewrite with similar technique.>>if that made sense.So back up a tick on this whole processstick to the stuffed olives getting mashed and added with brine and filling.It's still awesome.Now- huck the whole soynuts and average tomato sauce for a completely run of the millperfectly normaloverpriced artichoke/tomato spread.Yup.I spent a little money.But this is a funky vegetably chunky variation I can get behind. And it was born of necessity because all the tomato sauces at my usual deli were... well... crap, so I if I was going to spend $7 on a tomato sauce, I figured I'd get one that I couldn't MAKEfor $2.Well... thing is I can still make this sauce for $2and here's howone small can (6 oz) tomato sauce- chunky, smooth- wholewhatever your preference, and getting the "italian style" (which is just loaded with salt and dry basil or oregano or both) would be f

Old Rant On Dad
All my life..well from age 7 to 14 im 17 now,I had a weight problem.My dad would weigh me constantly (every other day to everyday)I had to loose weight every time I was weighed, if I didnt loose, I would get punished : not able to see friends till I lost the weight, no computer, no phone and no tv till I lost the weight. I would have to do STRENUOUS excersizez, If I wanted to go to a friends house he would call up the parents and tell them I was to have nothing to eat while I was over. Everynight I would cry myself to sleep hoping that tomorrow wouldnt come, I would do drastic things to lose weight before morning (vomiting, cutting, laxitives, etc). If I gained anything from .2 to a pound my dad would go balistic (sp?) he would yell at me and tear apart my room looking for food. He would set certain goals (weights) for me to reach every saturday, and if I didnt reach that goal I would get punished. He got a subatical (meaning a year off of work,we can travle to a differant state or co

Poetry
poem i wrote about me ... A heart is a fragile thing A piece of glass Break it once The shards cut deepBreak it twice The scars are manyBreak it thrice The heart is hardened But I...Ihave been broken A thousand timesI have died A thousand deathsThe shards a many I do not heal They torment me Night and dayThey are all around me The pieces of my heart My broken glassI cannot count them Everything i touch I feel themEverything i feel is painOnce I felt them Cut me deeplyWhen the glass Was freshly brokencut me deep And killed me deeperTore my flesh And rent my soulTrod and trod upon again My glass heart shatteredits pieces Thrown aglittering Upon the groundThe shards surroud me I cannot see them They are to smallBut a Glass

Chapter 10. Hunting
Hunting I was waiting outside her house in my car, windows down and the engine off. She didn’t hesitate this time, climbing into the passenger’s side quickly. I grinned my crooked smile at her. “How did you sleep?” I asked her. “Fine. How was your night?” “Pleasant.” I replied quickly. “Can I ask you a question?” she said. “No.” I grinned. “Today is still mine.” I wanted to know about people today: more about Renee, her hobbies, what they’d done in their free time. I also wanted to know about the only grandmother she’d known, some of her school friends, and about boys she dated. She didn’t really date anyone, so I moved on from the subject. I was however surprised at her lack of romantic history. “So you never met anyone you wanted?” I asked in a serious tone. She was grudgingly honest. “Not in Phoenix” I pressed my lips together into a hard l

The Biker
THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none. I

About Love And Fantasy
As I sat here day after day watching everyone and I still don't understand how any adult can fall in love without even meeting in person. To me and my feelings that is not love but a Love/Lust born out of fear and loneliness. I may be silly and awkward and don't know love to well but to me the person on the other end of the computer is only a dear sweet close friend by heart and the attraction that is there is Lust only and can never be a Love that is complete til you have met and get to know each other in real life. Til that moment it is a fantasy and that person could be someone completely different in real life then on a computer. The distance has to be broken to fall in love to me and That is how I feel. Saddens me to watch the hearts being blinded by that need and knowing something could never be. So the heart is broken every time

James Wildfowler Is Back!
Hi everybody It has been a while but I am glad to be back and to inform you all that I have now moved my website on to a new server ( as the old one was crap ) and I have finished testing The site in now fully working so I will be back updating the website weekly as form next week with all NEW footage You will be able to see all my new updates by using this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/james-wildfowler-latest-updates.html But don't worry I will still keep you informed of all my updates on here and sharing some of the pics and video samples with you Here is a sample of what is already on my site Enjoy James Wildfowler www.jameswildfowler.com

The Best Dance Ever
Once upon a time there was a man that could become the hardest fist when playing along with his like-minded friends, conquering places of imagination in the gaming worlds of cyberia. Then he relaxed his fist and took my imagination and my hands and danced me in and out of places, people, and times. He even let me dance all over the toes of his battle ready compatriots, though I had to learn when to gracefully dip in order to avoid obviously ducking one of their fists. Sometimes they connected - then he glanced at the bruise and suggested I resist the urge to dance on the toes of warriors. I have been in love with him every day for so many years, and even more of the nights. When we danced at our wedding this singing of our love guided our rhythm. Our knowledge of each other has guided our behaviors over the years. I keep him interested. He keeps me laughing. Then I make him laugh and he keeps me interested. I would wish for everyone to be able to find the fire of love; the kind th

Slave
Ok, so my house is a FUCKIN MESS, and after perusing my daily share of Craigslist, I have stumbled upon an individual that would like to be a domestic slave, AKA someone that gets off by cleaning your house. Sooo...I am so contacting that person, since I could sure use someone to clean my shit for free. I hope he wont get lost in my mess.

Hello Remember Me?
I do apologize for not logging on in forever. It could be the flashy junk that prevents me from doing it on a regular basis or the fact I cannot find a job to save my life in San Antonio. Other than that I have been cleaning for people and lost more dress sizes. I'm down to a 14 now. I have a boyfriend who keeps me on my toes. Omg! We walk often and he loves sushi as much as me. If you are in San Antonio or know people please let them know I clean and they can contact me on here. I'm also thinkng bout having a yard sale to clear out some clutter. I'll be selling all kinds of things.Heres some of the items I am selling. http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/for/1404004972.html Take care all Candace aka Iamthesushifreak

As I Play My Drum.
AS I PLAY MY DRUM, I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE THE TREES. THE TREES ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE ABOUT ME AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. AS I PLAY MY DRUM, I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE THE SUN AND MOON. THE SUN AND MOON ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE ABOUT ME AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. AS I PLAY MY DRUM, I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE THE STARS. THE STARS ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE ABOUT ME AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. AS I PLAY MY DRUM, I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE MY PEOPLE. ALL MY PEOPLE ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE ABOUT ME, AND MY PEOPLE, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Sarcasm!
Do you need intellect and witt for this? Why do people find it offensive (because i throw in a bit of factual reference maybe) can you be TOO sarcastic? these are the questions i'n currently pondering .......

Haha
come on people lets get real i will keep this simple i am not fake ok ive never kept the fact i have my own site duhhhhh ive never hid who i am so just for u one more time my name is kari sweets i hav my own site for anyone who thinks im fake u have one option goodbye i have my own pics on here to but there privete becouse people use my pics all the time if u were in my family then u would no that haha to all them narrow minded people that dont take the time to speak to me ooo and just for though go and report me to my site and get the number on there and when u do you and ur stupid comments can stay the fuk of my page so one last thing if u continue to harrass me i will delete the page and when someone fake does use my pics haha to you ur such losers

Urdglish
So Urdu is apparently as dependant on English vocabulary as Mexican Spanglish. I found this rather amusing. Especially since Pakistanis write English phoenetically, with a Pakistani accent. So things like "duty roster" become "duty roaster." I'm actually trying to learn Pashto, which is a retarded language with 5 different characters for our letter Z. So my friend Charles had to fix two toilets in one of our offices. They were western style. The Paki workers broke them by standing on the toilet seats to squat shit. Great place, really. I'm going to miss my friend Phil, and his inappropriate comments. Calling the locals "bloodty savages" in front of important people has always been good for a laugh.

Performer And Stagnate Tattoo Designs
Depending on the pants or for women a meet you can do righteous most anything you poorness with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbolisation for state and magnitude and because of the form of a dragon's embody state prolonged and skinny it can easily be unified into a wonderful overloaded arm tattoo design that twists around the arm with the brain reaching up at the top of the should country. See statesman on Character And Moon Tattoo Designs. Judgment the perfect make tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't end for cookie-cutter styles you leave be retributive small. You essential to delapidate putting a bit many sweat into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos set in a run suchlike plan can be saved on umpteen peoples' torsos select horizontally crosswise their lessen approve and any alter get it through the length of their tribal tattoos. Find discriminating tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic transform.Finding the perfect or

Principal And Stagnate Tattoo Designs
Depending on the pants or for women a contact you can do virtuous around anything you requisite with a leg tattoo. The dragon is again a symbol for state and capableness and because of the concretism of a agamid's body being stretch and skinny it can easily be merged into a wonderful complete arm tattoo ornament that twists around the arm with the leader reaching up at the top of the should expanse. See author on Performer And Laze Tattoo Designs. Object the perfect head tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't stabilise for cookie-cutter styles you faculty be just pure. You penury to commencement putting a bit much exertion into forums. Having a tribal tattoos of these tattoos placed in a feed like arrangement can be found on many peoples' torsos endorse horizontally across their inferior punt and whatever steady make it done the size of their back. Judgement great tattoos gets harder and harder as the internet is full by generic succeed.Finding the perfect designing for y

Mark And Moon Tattoo Designs
Depending on the underpants or for women a meet you can do virtuous most anything you impoverishment with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbolization for force and posture and because of the regulate of a dragon's body beingness longest and skinny it can easily be integrated into a wonderful laden sleeve tattoo design that twists around the arm with the topic arrival up at the top of the should expanse. See writer on Grapheme And Month Tattoo Designs. Judgment the perfect kind tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't sink for cookie-cutter styles you testament be conscionable smooth. You penury to dance putting a bit solon activity into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos placed in a course equivalent pattern can be tribal tattoos on more peoples' torsos surface horizontally crosswise their berth okay and any symmetric feature it through the size of their sticker. Object moral tattoos gets harder and harder as the net is overloaded by generic learning.Findin

Histrion And Laze Tattoo Designs
Depending on the drawers or for women a contact you can do honourable near anything you necessary with a leg tattoo. The dragon is again a symbolisation for cognition and capability and because of the regulate of a dragon's body being hourlong and skinny it can easily be organized into a wonderful grumbling sleeve tattoo organization that twists around the arm with the membrane future up at the top of the should country. See writer on Grapheme And Laze Tattoo Designs. Uncovering the perfect puddle tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't set for cookie-cutter tribal tattoos you gift be virtuous thin. You condition to signal putting a bit solon try into forums. Having a excess of these tattoos set in a feed like ornamentation can be plant on more peoples' torsos pull horizontally across their subaltern corroborate and some regularise bonk it through the size of their rachis. Judgement good tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic pass.Find the perf

Grapheme And Lunation Tattoo Designs
Depending on the garment or for women a touch you can do fitting about anything you require with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbolization for force and posture and because of the alter of a agamid's embody beingness endless and skinny it can easily be unified into a wonderful brimful sleeve tattoo arrangement that twists around the arm with the juncture future up at the top of the should extent. See statesman on Topology And Lunation Tattoo Designs. Uncovering the perfect pretend tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't conclude for cookie-cutter styles you faculty be fitting pleasant. You impoverishment to burst swing a bit author try into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos settled in a flowing like figure can be pioneer on more peoples' torsos support horizontally across their berth hind and both justified fuck it finished the size of their rachis. Discovery benevolent tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic product.Finding

Thespian And Stagnate Tattoo Designs
Depending on the garment or for women a contact you can do just virtually anything you essential with a leg tattoo. The dragon is again a symbolization for force and power and because of the appearance of a agamid's body existence yearn and skinny it can easily be united into a wonderful untasted arm tattoo system that twists around the arm with the precede coming up at the top of the should expanse. See much on Character And Lunation Tattoo Designs. Finding the perfect modify tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't position for cookie-cutter styles you instrument be rightful exquisitely. You beggary to signal swing a bit author endeavor into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos set in a feed suchlike programme can be recovered on umteen peoples' torsos surface horizontally crossways their subordinate back and many yet hit it done the size of their aculeus. Judgement solid tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic employ.Judgment the perf

Grapheme And Idle Tattoo Designs
Depending on the underpants or for women a border you can do just about anything you essential with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbol for commonwealth and magnitude and because of the attribute of a agamid's embody state agelong and skinny it can easily be integrated into a wonderful full sleeve tattoo design that twists around the arm with the progress coming up at the top of the should extent. See author on Topology And Month Tattoo Designs. Discovery the perfect form tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't position for cookie-cutter styles you faculty be upright powdered. You pauperization to commencement putting a bit tribal tattoos activity into forums. Having a inordinateness of these tattoos situated in a move like organisation can be institute on many peoples' torsos lateral horizontally crosswise their displace o.k. and some regularise possess it done the length of their aculeus. Finding swell tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by ge

Get A Life???????????
Well bordum has set in soooooooooooooo, I decided to look at some mumm's . Can't help notice most times the mumm's are by the same people. Any how I didnt respond to any cause to tell you the truth most were stupid! I go back to my home page to see a message, this dude cant be more then 20 and still wet behind the ears, telling me to get a life. I laughed and thought ooooooooook then and just carried on what I was doing. He then responds back again, saying what you think your to good to answer me. Soooooooooo as politely as possible which btw isnt me how ever I did try. I said look youngin, I didnt repond to your mumm so what has your nose out of joint? He tells me hes not young that hes 25, I said I have a son whos 27 who acts more mature then you, now run along He got totally pissed and said shit, to which I won't even bother posting in this mumm. Sooooooo I just went to his page and blocked his ass, not gonna let a child ruin my day. My family will do that by draggin

Principal And Idle Tattoo Designs
Depending on the pants or for women a contact you can do retributive around anything you necessary with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbol for nation and capability and because of the healthiness of a dragon's body state unsound and skinny it can easily be organized into a wonderful inundated sleeve tattoo pattern that twists around the arm with the progression coming up at the top of the should expanse. See writer on Topology And Slug Tattoo Designs. Judgment the perfect act tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't settle for cookie-cutter styles you testament be tribal tattoos well. You requisite to burst putting a bit author effort into forums. Having a plethora of these tattoos situated in a run like figure can be found on umpteen peoples' torsos choose horizontally crosswise their displace rear and many regularize bang it finished the size of their backbone. Judgment near tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic acquisition.Object the

Topology And Idle Tattoo Designs
Depending on the knickers or for women a adjoin you can do fitting active anything you require with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbolisation for country and strength and because of the pattern of a agamid's body being durable and skinny it can easily be merged into a wonderful grumbling arm tattoo ornament that twists around the arm with the progress arrival up at the top of the tribal tattoos area. See statesman on Performer And Laze Tattoo Designs. Find the perfect get tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't set for cookie-cutter styles you present be virtuous small. You necessary to begin putting a bit statesman effort into forums. Having a plethora of these tattoos situated in a run same plan can be institute on many peoples' torsos indorse horizontally tribal tattoos their move hindermost and many equal soul it done the length of their spine. Uncovering quality tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic output.Uncovering the perfect a

Actor And Moon Tattoo Designs
Depending on the garment or for women a skirt you can do retributory some anything you essential with a leg tattoo. The dragon is again a symbol for land and magnitude and because of the healthiness of a dragon's body existence lifelong and skinny it can easily be integrated into a wonderful whole sleeve tattoo organisation that twists around the arm with the coil reaching up at the top of the should area. See author on Star And Idle Tattoo Designs. Judgement the perfect modify tribal tattoos can be a chore if you let it but if you don't position for cookie-cutter styles you testament be retributory fine. You pauperism to burst swing a bit author labor into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos situated in a movement same ornament can be plant on umteen peoples' torsos support horizontally across their petty rear and many modify somebody it finished the size of their sticker. Judgment unspoiled tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic transform.Object

Too Early..
I think people are interesting. It's kind of interesting when you see a random person, then think about what they do everyday. Somehow it always seems more interesting than what you do. Although they may look at you and think the same thing.Need more riots. That always makes things more interesting.

The 10/3/2009 Spotlight Is Fake. And Busted. Right Here...
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D

The 10/3/2009 Spotlight Is Fake. And Busted. Right Here...
Ahh yes it’s been some time since I’ve done this, and may as well do it with a bang when you do something right? With that in mind, click on your homepage, look to the right and then come back real quick because….today’s spotlight with no salute or even attempt at one… Damn !! What a hottie, how old is she barely 18???? Let me go buy “it” some bling , paypal it some cash or something. Look at these HOT pics ( remember no salute) …. …this would be great right, if the exact same pictures weren’t stolen from Karisweets.com !! Below are the exact same pics that he, or “it” or wh

Chicago Olympics
There are several reasons why I gloat that Chicago lost its Olympics bid: I HATE this city. Since day one when I came to the US in 97, I fell in hate with this Sodom n Gomorrah place. Being from Moscow, I am more than used to shitty weather, crime, mafia, nasty asshole people, other wonderful things that come with being one of the largest cities in the world. But I loved that place, with its crazyness and unpredictablity. There is absolutely nothing I love about Chicago, and I can't fuckin wait to get the fuck out of this place for goods, never looking back. Perhaps its the fact that it reminds me of being that confused, fresh off the boat 15 year old with barely any English and no social skills, but alas. Was it shocking that this corrupt shithole lost its Olympics bid? Hell no. I guess they just didnt want half the revenue for the Olympics to be wasted to feed some big whig's 10 illegitimate children, or to be spent on a mayor's summer home in France, or to fill someone's

Thoughts Before Bed
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”Sarah DessenStrange how I can feel you so near, so much more than anyone. I am floating in the bliss of your presence. Do not leave my side but let me dream in it a bit longer. If only I had known that you were out there, then I could have been searching long before I met you. If only I had known that there was a man like you, I could have searched the ends of the earth. If only I had known that I would someday meet someone like you, who wants to give me everything, would do anything for me, and gives me all his love - I could have done anything and everything in my power to find you sooner. Now that I have found you, I will never let you go.I need for you to completely understand who I am and what I can give. It may not compare to other women or past relationships but that does not matter. All that matters is that you chose me for a reason.I want

Fubar Tee Shirts
We are now offering a bling pack with the purchase of every fubar TShirt! To order a Shirt please follow these directions exactly how they are written. US Orders = $24.00 1. Go to PayPal 2. Send tshirts@fubar.com $24.00 3. Make sure to include the following information -Specify if it is Mens or Womens -Specify the Size S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL -Specify the shipping address -Specify your fubar user ID or URL Outside US Orders = $30.00 1. Go to PayPal 2. Send tshirts@fubar.com $30.00 3. Make sure to include the following information -Specify if it is Mens or Womens -Specify the Size S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL -Specify the shipping address -Specify your fubar user ID or URL

Concerning My Gf ,that I Have Been With With Like Almost 3 Yrs Now . Read More
I have been with here for now 2 1/2 yrs. and I just cant handle it anymore with her. She is just so jealous of me ,and etc.... Long story but will tell ya if ya wanna know? yes I do love her and she loves me , but I did experience with other men and she experienced with other men alsowhile we were together and still are till day ,but she is so jealous of me on the computer, I think she needs to grow up and grow a back bone , What do you say? I am coming so close to leaving this woman , What ya say? Please tell me your thoughts. Thanks , Sincerely, David Michalski aka Coldwaters Finest

There Is No Light
Well tomorrow is the day, or today, Saturday, October 3, 2009, my sister, brother-in-law, and niece are fully moving out of their house and back home with Mommy & Daddy (plus I'm here too!). There is a very long list of down falls and the list is getting longer by the minute. . . Today (I haven't gone to bed so it is still, Friday, October 2, 2009) the guy from Dish Network came in and hooked everything up. Well after I was told that I would be able to watch whatever my sister DVRed down in her room on my TV, I found out it was a LIE! So I don't think I will ever get to watch tonight's Numb3rs and/or Dollhouse. I'm more the pissed off. Also I have gone through the search TV programs a good 30 different times, and I cannot find: Days Of Our Lives, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Law & Order: SVU, Dollhouse, Numb3rs, Three Rivers, CSI, Vampire Diaries; on their every day channels, i.e. CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox. This whole idea my sister got in her head about “cheap is better” blows big

Paranormal Activity - Review
Some have been saying this is the scariest movie ever. The only scary thing about it is you wasted your money to see it and it's roughly an hour and forty minutes you won't get back. Think Blair Witch Project meets The Ring. Now the whole concept of the movie was good. (House supposedly haunted and they set up a camcorder to catch any activity.) However, the annoying bouncing camera made me sick. Some really cool visuals (i.e., woman getting dragged out of bed my her foot) but in short, the trailer is the best part thing about this movie. I love horror movies. This wasn't scary. I didn't scream as I had hoped, but more laughed. One at the people freaking out around me and two, that I was still here watching this movie. Don't demand it for your city. Save your money and rent it when it hits DVD. Watching it in the privacy of your own home in a dark room will at least give you a somewhat eerie effect.

Come Check Me Out On Video
Please come check me out on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/msworldnv I look forward to seeing you there, and hearing what you have to say about my channel and my videos. Thank you in advance.

This Is The Way I Think The World Is
People prefer self-delusion. Belief in God and spirits is an expression of powerlessness. Belief in morality is an expression of self-hatred. The world is random and chaotic. Magic is only tricks. Tricks are always done in the simplest way, but the eye is misdirected because people love to be fooled. I have no control over anything. I am alone. Death is nothing. Then we rot and fall apart. I like it this way. I could be wrong about any of these things.

The Next First
my first blog, in my second real account, well, so i got dumped ok i can handle that i got jacked (dumped) by awwwww a pup well i guess i'll get over that it is afterall just that the interwebz i had posted NOTHING so important as thoughts well with that in mind, i just want mto say these thoughts,.... i didn't join fubar.com to say anything or mean anything and when whoever deleted my page,(on my birthday, at high noon mind you, at high noon of that day) i wasn't turpid. you think i've changed my attitude, or my mind?.... nope i'll be quieter.... no i'm still here ziggy aka lukasgrew california,....i'm fine,.....AaaaahAaaaahAaaaah I'm fine,.....Somebody check my brain.....

Apple Cider - Apple Jack
I have been asked for a recipe for Apple Jack several times now, so I thought I had better add one to my site. Ingredients 1 gallon apple juice (or 16 pounds apples) 1 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon yeast energizer 1 1/2 teaspoon acid blend 1/2 teaspoon pectic enzyme 1 campden tablet 1 package champagne yeast (for 1 to 5 gallons) Place chopped fruit or juice in primary fermentor. Add balance of ingredients. Stir to dissolve sugar. Stir daily for 5 to 6 days or until frothing ceases. Strain out fruit and squeeze as much juice out of it as you can. Siphon into secondary fermentor and attach airlock. Rack in three weeks, and again every 2 months until the cider is clear. Gently stir in 1/4 cup sugar per gallon. Bottle in champagne bottles or clean pop bottles. Age three months. Apple Jack Early settlers made this by setting their apple cider outside in the winter and allowing it to become slushy. They would then skim the frozen wat

Insomnia Is Not Insomnia Is Not Insomnia
Difficulty sleeping comes in many forms. Trouble Falling Asleep can be associated with tension, excess nervous energy (”heat”) or a depleted nervous system (”cold”). My favorite herbs for falling asleep are kava (Piper methysticum) for tension, hops (Humulus lupulus) for heat and valerian (Valeriana officinalis) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Staying Asleep is usually associated with tension or excess nervous energy (heat), but it can sometimes be related to depletion (cold) as well. My favorite herbs for staying asleep are passionflower (Passiflora incarnata) for tension, peach leaf (Prunus persica) for heat and holy basil (Ocimum tenuiflorum) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Waking Up (aka waking up with that run-over-by-a-truck feeling) is common in people whose bodies are sluggish or depleted overall. Lymphatic and liver-supporting herbs are the thing to use here. Some of my favorites are cleavers (Galiu

Papa Roach - Tear My Heart Open
I tear my heart open, I sow myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel Drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone I'm pissed cause you came around Why don't you just go home Cause you channel all your pain And I can't help you fix yourself You're making me insane All I can say is I tear my heart open, I sow myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I tried to help you once Against my own advice I saw you going down But you never realized That you're drowning in the water So I offered you my hand Compassion is in my nature Tonight is our last stand I tear my heart open, I sow myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I'm drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone You shouldn't ever come around Why don't you jus

Alive
**Probably my least favorite writing recently. I fear I've lost my touch,and just don't care anymore** Waking up to another same dayWatching my life just pass me awayWalking myself through the motions againAnd the constant questioningHow are you doingIs getting on my nervesIs getting the best of meFor once in my lifeI just want to feel aliveFor once in my lifeI just want to realizeI goto sleep with this look on my faceThat nothing's gonna ever changeI wake up so disgustedAnd the constant questioningIs getting the best of meFor once in my lifeI just want to feel aliveI just want to realizeFor once in my lifeI just want to feel aliveI want more than what I've got

In Need Of Prayers
hey guys, i need to tell someone this.. so here goes.. 3rd sept, my baby brother, Gareth got into a hit and run motorbike accident.. but i only found out on the 1st Oct... He got my parents and relatives to lie in my face abt it. i flared up and woke everyone in my household up and questioned one and all... they didnt want me to worry because i will WILL go crazy. He was in ICU for 2 weeks , due to the impact of the hit, his left leg's knee onwards bones got shattered and had to amputate it. After amputation, he's now in a normal ward in CGH.. He's turning 22 next week, he had a bright future ahead of him.. 2 days prior to his ORD, the accident happened.. i'm super super stressed, down till cannot go futher, and i dun have the willpower to be strong anymore, he's my babyboy, he's my everything. This message is to ask my friends to pray for him, give him the willpower and strength, because if he has it, i have it. He's going thru physio now... hopping around, trying t

Why
why do you control my thoughts , it shouldn't be this way,why should i yearn for ,someone ill never have anyway,i dont want to be in love , i dont see love the way you do ,so tell me how it is ,all i think about is you,How do you speak to me , As though you are reading a book , like you glanced my way one time , yet that was all it took , My dreams and my desires , My hopes and my fears , who are you?and why were you sent here ,Are you an angel sent from heaven , here to do some work , Or just a really amazing person , That I will never deserve.I talk to you in moments, That breach distance and time ,and when the dust cloud settles,your still all thats on my mind,You tell me what your thinking. and its like your in my thoughts , Id love so bad to cave to you ,But you and I both know that I wontYou see whats good in people , your views so fresh and new , I wonder when you will become tainted , like the rest of us do,How did I reach this level of distance ,between what I think and who I

My Experiences With The Word Cancer
When you hear the word, "Cancer" a million thoughts and emotions run through you..fear, uncertainty of what the future may hold, sorrow, shock, loneliness, confusion..how will you and your family deal with this situation.. Those are some of the emotions and thoughts that I had when i was told in 2003 that I had cysts in my ovaries and that I may have ovarian cancer. I had multiple cysts on each side ..one the size of a softball.. I had to have surgery a few weeks after finding out all of this information. Luckily, I did not have cancer .. but that was just the beginning to what would happen in the next following years. One of my relatives that I hold very close to my heart she was one of the kindest, most caring, loving person I have ever known and she was also a strong woman and I am glad to have had her for as long as I had she is my grandmother..she had cancer three times in her life..yet she fought each time she was faced with this. In December of 2007 we found out she had termi

Reason,season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experienc

Where Are You God?
Where Are You God? Where are you GodHe asked feeling alone,Why did you allow this to happenHe wailed in tragedies phone.I am here, God repliesI am right here with you,As far as you can seeA magical sky of blue.Where are you GodHe asked in agony,Why do you allow sufferingIn the name of making money?I am only allowingGod says from above,For my children to decideThe priority of their love.Where are you GodI can't see you,I am filled with such rageThere’s no way you are true.God looks down patientlyShowing the afflicted, armed with a smile,See how it would feelTo walk in THEIR shoes for a mile.God continued with understandingIn explaining the feeling of sad,You are enveloped in my loveIt's your decision to feel good or bad.But God, he argued his pointThere is so much evil around,How can you love usIf you don't stomp it in the ground?My child, God respondsEvil is conquered with love,It's your decision whether or not you followThe devil below or the angels above.My love is no mysteryTo

Salvation
ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE?1 John 5:13These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may KNOW that ye have eternal life...YOU MUST REALIZE:1.You are a sinner.Romans 3:23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;2.The Penalty for Sin is Death and Hell.Romans 6:23For the wages of sin is death;...Revelation 20:15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.3.Jesus Paid Our Sin Debt.Romans 5:8But Ggod commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.Romans 6:23...but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.4.You Must Receive Jesus Christ as Your Saviour.Romans 10:9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.Romans 10:13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.THE FIRST STEP OF OBEDIENCE AFTER SAL

Baking
I was bored and trying not to dwell on my boyfriend moving away. So I decided to bake. I made brownies yesterday and chocolate chip muffins today. I've made brownies a million times, but I've never made muffins. These chocolate chip muffins turned out AWESOME! I'm going to bake cookies tomorrow. Then I'm going to figure out how to package up a few of each and mail them to my boyfriend. I already bought a house warming card to mail him, so I'll stick it in the package too. I can't wait. I love doing little things like that. I also bought an "I miss you" card. Most of them were way too sappy, and I mean WAY too sappy. Well I guess I'm done rambling about my baking adventures. Oh yeah, I need to lose the 4 pounds I gained last month and this baking isn't helping. lol

Some Favorite Poems Of Mine
"The Apparition"By: John DonneWhen by thy scorn, O murderess, I am dead,And that thou thinkst thee freeFrom all solicitation from me,Then shall my ghost come to thy bed,And thee, fain'd vestal, in worse arms shall see;Then thy sick taper will begin to wink,And he, whose thou art then, being tired before,Will, if thou stir, or pinch to wake him, thinkThou call'st for more,And in false sleep will from thee shrink,And then poor Aspen wretch, neglected thou,Bath'd in a cold quicksilver sweat wilt lieA veryer ghost than I;What I will say, I shall not tell thee now,Lest that preserve thee; and since my love is spent,I'had rather thou shouldst painfully repent,Then by my threatnings rest still innocent."Astrophel And Stella, 31"By: Philip SidneyWith how sad steps, Oh moon, thou climb'st the skies,How silently, and with how wan a face!What, may it be that even in heav'nly placeThat busy archer his sharp arrows tries?Sure, if that long-with-love-acquainted eyesCan judge of love, thou feel'st a

My Friends...
My Friends In life we are often times taken advantage of in one way or another. We often take advantage of othersweather we mean to or not, its just a part of life. I have been very lucky to have some pretty good friendsin my life. Friends Not meaning those that are there to rate you once a week or pimp you out for some fubuxs.Friends meaning those that are there with you threw the good times and the bad. Those that Pick up thephone or send you a text message when they KNOW you are having a bad day. I am very lucky I have some of the best people as my friends and I'd like to achkoweldge them here. I have to be the 1st and admitt that sometimes my judgement gets clouded, and I forgive alott. I forgive sometimes too much the wrongs that are done to me, but that's just me and I never want to stop being myself, its what makes me ME. this list is by no means done its going to take me a bit to add those people t

Bag Of Shite
I want you to want me it used to be that easy.sure, its a bit of a cliche, but everything i want seemsunoriginal now. now i'm tumbling over simplicity and rewording my innocence so maybe i'll be good enough for someone. but it seems no matter how hard i try, i refuse to glide over my pride and stomp on sand castles, because i will never fully give up on you until my knees are skidded enough from falling from your pedestal. --don't push me away because you're too wound up in your ownconcrete emotions. all i've ever done is drowned within yourstaggering dignity, while your tears crash into the palms of my hand like hail impaling my veins. i guess i haven't really stoppedto think about the effect your suffocation has on my own lungs,strangling uneven breaths from my swollen throat. i know i'vestruggled with metaphors and similes while picking sunflowersin a field of thorns, but would it kill you to recognize i'm doingthis all for you?--but like you said, it's no big deal. -- you know

Fantasy
i hate you more than i love myselfnow that you've turned into that person i begged you not toyou promised me you wouldn't you fucking liaryou cried and i believed younow i just want you to dielike i dida thousand times i couldn't believe itwhen i talk to you, i bleedit flows out of my pores and through the phonedrown in my blood and my tears if a promise is a comfort to a fooli must have fallen asleep to a lullabyi saw you in a restaurant eating with your rancid lipsi hope it's a healthy saladpoison ivy leaves cooked in cyanidei wish i could burn your heart like you've scorched mine

Green-eyed Monster
Had an idea for a blog and had to go with it. Jealousy. Lots of people have it and lots of people say they don't like it or want it, but many times in relationships it rears it's ugly head. A brief description of jealousy: Jealousy is an emotion and typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over an anticipated loss of something that the person values, such as a relationship, friendship, or love. Jealousy often consists of a combination of emotions such as anger, sadness, and disgust. Jealousy differs from envy in that jealousy is about something one has and is afraid of losing, while envy refers to something one does not have and either wants to acquire or to prevent another from acquiring. Jealousy is a familiar experience in human relationships. It has been observed in infants five months old and older. Some claim that jealousy is seen in every culture; however, others claim jealousy is a culture-specific phenomenon. Now, we are all

What's Your Gift?
Your Gift Is Energy You are easily excitable, and you love to be on the go. You crave intensity. You need to live a dynamic, interesting, and challenging life. Otherwise, you get bored. It's hard for you to relax. You're constantly being inspired to do something. You're the type of person who finds success, innovation, and creativity easy. What's Your Gift? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

What Room Are You Most At Home In?
You Are Most at Home in the Living Room You're the type of person who always feels relaxed at home. In many ways, it's where you're at your best. You love to chill out at home. You are not the biggest homebody in the world, but you appreciate the time you spend there. There's nothing like having a few friends over to watch a movie or just talk in your living room. You are proud of the home you've created, and you love to share it with others. What Room Are You Most At Home In? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Gone 2morrow
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say"I love you." So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage.....And old cars... And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!

Non Sequitur
So I was just applying my green clay masque (mask?), made up of avocado and oatmeal (I have a pic in my default, but I'm not linking because it never works) and it smells really good. And I thought to myself: "mmm this smells really good. Hmmm oatmeal....oatmeal reminds me of peanut butter (WHAT??!) and peanut butter reminds me of Ford." and I thought about how strange it was that my Hulk green oatmeal masque made me think of Ford....and then I wondered what would happen if I rubbed jelly on my butt. Or maybe rub avocado on my butt...would it make it smooth? And then it occurred to me: avocado is ALREADY smooth, I don't need to make it any smoother. It's amazing how Ford makes my pores so tight and oil free....

A New Chapter
I've always had a problem just saying what I think when I know it'll hurt someone I care about. In day to day life I'm completely, 100% brutally honest with everyone and myself. But when it comes to relationships it's harder to just be honest...anyway here are my thoughts. I think that the truth is a fluid thing, always changing and evolving. Or maybe that's just me lying to myself. I understand that there are some cold, hard facts that are never going to change. They're the truth and will always be the same. When it comes to emotions, feeling and all that other stuff that comes from relationships how can something you say today always be true? Does telling someone you love them today make it less true in a month or a year when you don't love them anymore? I know I have loved people that I don't love anymore. When I told them I loved them though I meant it with every fiber in my soul but then things change as they inevitably do and I didn't love them anymore. They accuse me of l

Breast Cancer Survivors
I know I had several on my list, but some have deleted, and my brain's not working so well with all the norco i'm taking.... If you are one, please comment here. I'm gonna try to do some special graphics will all my survivor buddies.

50/50
D 50/50. Maybe. Now I know why this house is so special to me. To others inadequate but sufficient to me. Why the attraction and the dream. Laugh, hickle, shake your head, and wiggle that finger. To God I always belonged and to God goes All The Glory. Norio

Witty Connections
well, i've been meaning to do this all week long, but i've had A.) heart trouble and B.) a broken net for most of the week. So, here's my weekend....finally. I'm doing this in installments because witty is my hero and to tease the fuck out of jay. thanks. When the dogs do fiiiiind her, got time, time to wait for tomorrow.... to find it, to find it, to find it.... Who can resist singing along to Plush? I can't. My brother can't. So, that's exactly what we did when it played Saturday morning. It wasnt the only song we belted out either. It was about 10:30 and we were speeding along I-10 about to hit I-75 on our way to Tampa. Happy Birthday to me!! I was so super excited about going to meet Witty and Babyfrog and GBT...I had been so excited, in fact, that I hadn't gotten any sleep at all the night before.... I mean, who cares about being 28, right? I can still throw down--stay up all night and party all day, right? Um, right. That's why I kept falling asleep in the car in sp

Catching Up!
Soccer is going great, we are 5-0-1 and we are ranked 14th in the state. We laid an egg on thursday and got lucky enough to pull out a draw. We needed that in more ways than one. The boys were getting a little cocky so at least we didn't lose the game just tied it. Monday is the next game and it is for sole possesion of first place in league. If we win that one we will be in the drivers seat. I will keep all up on the progress.

I Have A Wagon Full Of Dicks. I Invite You To Cram Them Down Your Bitch Throat.
YES, I'M FUCKING FAT, I FUCKING KNOW IT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING COCKBITE ABOUT IT AND POINT IT OUT AND MAKE FUCKING COMMENTS ABOUT SNACK CAKES (WHICH I DON'T EVEN FUCKING EAT, MORON, YOU CARRY A FUCKING CHILD AND MAINTAINING 100 LBS. THAT SHIT ISN'T HEALTHY). SO THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO DOES IT, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. Hooray. Now I'm going to develop a complex that could endanger my child. What, you want me to be bulemic? Fine. fuck you.

My Personal View Of Wow
WOW is just a game, should not replace all your life, if you understand that these, in a game that you will not care about much, nor would a person in the Games because of a matter affecting the mood, after all, there will always be one day you want to leave the game wow power leveling, and I hope you are left with a pleasant memory. Now talk about the attitude, now that you want to play games, please treat it seriously, the next time a copy of the study requested in advance a copy of BOSS and the corresponding skills manner, and can do to eliminate them after the first look for reasons, learn how to feedback information and step-by-step treatment of the master copy of the rhythm.A second, natural question Pastor Treatment has precepts and sacred gift of points, we all know this. Individuals at this stage consider the precepts of suitable brush MT, sacred mission fit both brush up world of warcraft power leveling. Apart from the precepts of natural ago Nix Medium used at outside, no

Funcom Announced The Latest Information
Funcom announced in the company of "Age of Conan," the latest piece of information, the various relevant age of conan power leveling video also released the top piece of new information is the second video is the latest one, tells the story of a fighter into a mixed field confrontation in the glory of war. Players who want to sell gold coins of the game device by price. Transactions players play outside the service who want to sell the game currency exchange AoC power leveling rate can also be carried through the English ship. Ship's Web site is IG911. Some information from the video analysis, a new piece of information is the main enemy of the devil from hell, in support of Direct 10 video game screen in a very real, shields and armor, as well as reflective of the texture, the shadow effect so very careful. Of course, all kinds of bloody battle scenes of violence has also been more disharmony. In addition, This game currency can make a large number of games cd key like AoC power level

Staff Needed
HELLO ALL IM CURR3ENTLY LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF AND MEMBERS IN MY LOUNGE IT IS PRETTY KOOL IBUT I NEED THE HELP TO GET MEMBERS AND A REALLY GOOD PROMOTER THAT CAN MAKE BULLIES AND ALL PLZ COME BY SEDUCTIVE NIGHTS AND TALK TO ME OR SB ME

Annie By Saftysuit
Annie by SaftysuitThere was a girl named AnnieShe had a very pretty faceAnd not the way you would think soLet me see if I can try to explain itShe had a smile, It could light up a roomAnd if she moved it'd be moving youBut it wasn't like a magazineShe was just plain JaneAnd her name was AnnieShe never looked in the mirrorShe never liked what she would seeAnd even if I tried to tell herShe'd never listened to a word I'd sayShe always wanted what she never hadBut never had what she needed so badlySomeone telling her she was fineAnd that's not rightAnd its why I'm sayingAnnie don't be shy hereAnnie don't just lie thereLooks don't make the world go roundBut it comes aroundAnnie don't be shy hereAnnie please don't cry hereI always have to stop myselfCause you're beautifulI didn't know if I could tell herI didn't know if I could make her seeShe didn't need to find her beautyShe didn't need to find a way to show meThey took her moment of feeling aliveAnd made them moments of dying insideShe n

10/02
When the words leave your mind and come out on paper ya sometimes find yourself inside. The feelings of hurt, the feelings of pain, and even sometimes the feelings of happiness or love. The funny part about it is sometimes ya read what you've written and love it sometimes not. When it isnt what you want sometimes you rewrite it over and over and over....until it clicks. My thought for the day is paper is expensive, so write thoughtfully, power is expensive so conserve your energy for when you might need it, and feel like, like you've never felt before.

Free Bling When You Buy A New Fubar Tshirt
To order a Shirt please follow these directions exactly how they are written.US Orders = $24.001. Go to PayPal2. Send tshirts@fubar.com $24.003. Make sure to include the following information-Specify if it is Mens or Womens-Specify the Size S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL-Specify the shipping address-Specify your fubar user ID or URLOutside US Orders = $30.001. Go to PayPal2. Send tshirts@fubar.com $30.003. Make sure to include the following information-Specify if it is Mens or Womens-Specify the Size S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL-Specify the shipping address-Specify your fubar user ID or URL

34
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime, Therefore, we are saved by hope. Nothing true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history; Therefore, we are saved by faith. Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone. Therefore, we are saved by love. No virtuous act is quite a virtuous from the standpoint of our friend or foe as from our own; Therefore, we are saved by the final form of love which is forgiveness. -Reinhold Niebuhr

Chapter 9 Complications
Complications Everyone watched as we walked together to our lab table. I no longer needed to angle my chair away from Bella. I sat close beside her, our arms almost touching. Mr. Banner came into the room, pulling a tall metal frame with wheels and an outdated T.V and VCR on it. Great movie day in biology I thought. He shoved the tape into the reluctant VCR and walked to the lights and turned them off. I felt some unexpected electricity that suddenly flowed through my body. Bella crossed her arms tightly across her chest, balling her hands into fists. The opening credits began, lighting up the room by a token amount. I sat with my hands across my chest, in the exact same position as Bella, she noticed this and smiled. I grinned back at her. She looked away from me and back to the T.V. The hour seemed really long. Bella couldn’t seem to concentrate on the movie. Occasionally she would quickly look in my direction. She breathed a sigh of relief when Mr. Banner t

Video Production Business.
Video Production Business. Mention corporate videos to most employees and you will hear the audible groan. Video Production Business has no need to be viewed that way any longer. WebVideos can give your corporate video real impact making staff sit up and pay attention to the message your company wants to be heard. Our team of professional scriptwriters, working closely with your company, create a buzz in the boardroom, chatter in the canteen and cause a stir in the staffroom. However, you may already have a script in mind, no problem. WebVideos will help you present your script in such a way as to practically put a hand out and shake your staff awake. WebVideos pride themselves on their versatility during corporate video production and work with you to create your ideal not ours. Want your script or ours? You get it. Want your own presenter? Done. Alternatively, WebVideos can provide talented actors or actresses to present your Video Production Business in the most engaging way possib

Gold Diggers
I have a hobby, which is fucking with people that deserve to be fucked with. My latest prank is going to be as follows: I posted a craigslist ad, which states that I am an older man looking for my princess to spoil. She must be hot, willing to spend all my money , and consider herself a princess. I got some chick respond already, and after several convos back n forth, I have her pics and her phone number. The plan: to set her up on a date at a Starbucks by my house, and tape it. I will describe myself to her, and then post another ad lookin for a man that fits that description (or vice versa). Then when she shows up, and he does, they will see each other in person. She will think he is her Sugar daddy, and he will think she is a whore that will bang him for 20 bux. Perffecto! I might post the vid on here.

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays,hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst ofendless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I wantto believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that yourinfluence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance ornecessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call thoseex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want tohear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest thatI eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese,onion and mus

Yoga And Drinking (who Knew)lol
confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does !!! Savasana Position of total relaxation. Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs. Marjayasana Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

Life Oct 2009
WELL THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR A NEW BLOG. HAVE U EVER HAD EX BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS THAT JUST DONT GIVE UP WELL HELL I HAVE A FEW DONT YA JUST WANNA HIT EM IN THE FACE WITH A NICE COLD CAN "GET THE FUCKING HINT" I MEAN COME ONE PPL IF UR CALLS AINT RETURNED OR EVER ANSWERED AND UR TEXT MESSAGES DONT GET A REPLY HELLO !!!!!! THAT PERSON HAS MOVED ON. LMAO OH AND I'M HAPPY WITH WHO I'M WITH AND HOPE ALL MY FRIENDS FIND THIS FUNNY CAUSE I SURE DO

Fubar Vs My R/l
I feel stupid for taking the time out to have to address a few things, but I'm tired of being a broken record and repeating things to people. Granted, nobody reads my profile so why would they my blog? But it's still worth a shot. At least I can be a bitch then since I can point to my profile and this blog. I'm a workaholic. Granted I foresee that changing, but still. I've been a workaholic for years now. It's how I get through my days. It's how I manage my stress and my anxiety disorder. It's how I manage to focus on myself instead of the R/L AND fu-drama that seems to creep up from time to time. I'm not always on fubar. In fact, I'm really only on every other day of the week. I leave my page up while I'm at home only so people can pimp me out when I'm not at my desk, and because I'm lazy and would rather click the home button once than to turn my computer n shit on hahaha. I've had a very, very bad year. In fact, the last 2 years have been incredibly awful and very bad to me. I've

Juicy Rumors
not really. So, I have this friend that I met a while ago through a VERY weird craigslist involved scenario. He is basically a 49 year old male RF, and is a total riot to hang out with. Being HUGE into various pranks, we really have a blast at other peoples' expense. THe time is usually spent riding his Harley and looking for trouble. With me cheating in the past, I introduced him to my hubby so he would be sure that there's nothin goin on. We had fun hang out all together, and hubbys noticed how much me and A are alike (thats NOT a good thing; if you are like me, that means you have all sorts of issues), so it entertained him. Well, I left my jacket in A's car last time we hung out, and...his wife found it. They had a big talk, and he told his wife the WHOLE TRUTH about us. Which is that we are nothing but friends and havoc buddies. He does shit behind her back that she SHOULD be concerned about, but in our case, he is tellin the truth, and nothin but...he has been with her

I've Kinda Hid The Fact....
Very Few on here know that I've had to go to a Specialist. It has now been confirmed I have Lupus BUT wished that was all the bad news I have gotten. Seems he's also ran more test. I also tested positive for Osteoarthritis & Fibromyalgia. The plan so far is to start me on a treatment called Plaquenil in hopes to put it in remission. All I ask is that you Keep me in your Thoughts & Prayers that it goes into Remission. I do know God NEVER puts on us MORE than HE knows we can handle. Thank You for taking the time to read this. Love You All!!

Silent Civilian "live Again"
This is a band from California who is AMAZING. Not only do they put on one hell of a show they are all stand up guys who love their fans. If you ever get the chance you should check out a show.

I Had A Scare Once....
About 5 years ago, I was in the shower doing my regular breast exam, and I found a lump in my left breast. It was rather large and tender to the touch. Needless to say, it freaked me the fuck out!! I stressed over it for 5 days until I finally went to a clinic that offers free mamograms and had one done. The results of the mamogram were that the lump was just a cyst, not cancer. The doctor told me the fact that it hurt to the touch, was a good sign. He said that a cancer tumor would not hurt to the touch. I'm not a VIP anymore, so I can't make my name pink, and I can't say that I'm a survivor or anything, but I do support Breast Cancer Awareness month. PLEASE, go get a mamogram done, no matter what your age. It might just save your life.

Ensign: Attack Of The Clones
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 2 October 2009 Yoda: Blind we are, if the creation of this clone army we could not see. Mace Windu: I think it is time to inform the Senate that our ability to use the Force has diminished. Yoda: Only the Dark Lords of the Sith know of our weakness. If informed, the Senate is, multiply, our adversaries will. I remember the first time I heard the use of the word “clone” as a genetically perfect duplicate of another being. It was on a Saturday morning TV series called “Jason of Star Command”, and the main villain of the show made a clone of his archenemy the title character’s commanding officer. I brought up the word “clone” in a first grade vocabulary exercise for words ending in “one” and stood my ground when my teacher denie

Help Me Scare My Kids
Instead of the usual Halloween treats. I have desided that it would be more fun to keep the kids home and watch scary movies on Halloween. I figure I could just buy candy. But up until Halloween I have decided it would be fun to watch 1 scary movie a night. Thing is I am not sure what the scariest movies out there are. I know 'Arachnophobia' Is one I am going to use not because its so scary. But cause my eldest is scared of spiders lol. Any suggestions ????

Mom's Phone
Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and found her standing in the middle of the living room, halfway dressed. That didn't strike me as odd so much as the fact that she was holding her pants to the side of her head and speaking into them. "Don't look at me that way," she yelled. "The phone started ringing and I couldn't figure out how to undo this stupid clip!"

The Jester And The Queen
The Jester enters the court with trip and a bow Making a fool of himself and laughing with the crowd Settling down on the floor, in the shadows, stage left The Queen catches his eye in the hall, stealing his breath A sarcastic smile and a twinkle in her eyes Beneath the chandeliers, a thousand blazes of light Reflections of something more playing across her face Such a singular focus and a nameless grace The Jester rises to his feet as they follow of their own accord As her Majesty begs off from the ball, wandering off as if bored Moonlight fills a courtyard where music softly plays She dances on her own, the Jester can't help his gaze So beautiful as she moves, flowers bow jealously The Jester's hands clutch his chest as he struggles to breathe A beautific smile when she closes her eyes Swaying in time beneath a milion star's light The breezes caressing her hair, brushing her face Lost among the petals, flawless in her grace The Jester gasps as she falls, cr

No Olympics For Chicago
Chicago eliminated in first Olympic bid round The Chicago bid received the least amount of votes to proceed to the next round for the 2016 Summer Olympics on Friday morning, the International Olympic Committee announced. THIS SERIOUSLY SUCKS!!!!

Beautiful Girls!!!!!!
I am looking for some beautiful ladies to model for me. I do have pictures available as a portfolio if your interested in looking before you commit to taking any pictures. I can not pay you for these photos but if you like I will provide you copies of them for yourself. Photography is a hobby of mine and I enjoy taking pictures of he human body the most. I am not looking for lude or nude models. I am willing to take those as well, but I am after seductive, provocative, and sexxy pictures involving clothes on. Models interested must not be black with athletic slim or average builds. If you are interested please contact me here or you may send me an e-mail to my yahoo address at lilljohn77 @ yahoo. com no spaces

Dress Code Enforcement
My sons thought it was one of the days in which they are allowed to wear jeans to school today. but it turned out that only the teachers had spirit day. so they get to school and they have on jeans...OH NOES GOD FORBID!!! the school calls and says I have to bring them their uniform pants or they would be sent home or suspended in school... I guess they just couldnt let it slide one time, cuz their jeans would prevent them from learning or start a riot! cuz next thing you know the kids will all wear jeans and the girls will shave their legs and wear make up, and the boys will want to kiss them...total kaos!!! HOw terrible that they had on jeans!!! wtf! end rant its raining today., and kidna drab... as you were

Breaking Benjamin - What Lies Beneath
Take a breath Hold it in Start a fight You won't win Had enough Let's begin Nevermind I don't care All in all You're no good You don't cry Like you should Let it go If you could When love dies in the end So I'll find what lies beneath Your sick twisted smile As I lay underneath Your cold jaded eyed Now you turn the tide on me 'Cause you're so unkind I will always be here For the rest of my life Here we go Does it hurt Say goodbye to this world I will not Be undone Come to life It gets worse All in all You're no good You don't cry Like you should I'll be gone when you fall Your sad life Says it all So I'll find what lies beneath Your sick twisted smile As I lay underneath Your cold jaded eyed Now you turn the tide on me 'Cause you're so unkind I will always be here For the rest of my life Don't carry me under You're the Devil in disguise God sing for the hopeless I'm the one you left behind So I'll find what lies beneath Your sick twisted smile As I lay underneath Your cold jaded

My Goddaughter
My goddaughter passed away last night after an 18 month battle with stomach cancer. She was a beautiful 23 year old woman. Flowing red hair, big beautiful blue eyes. The most wonderful smile. She leaves behind a 3 year old son. I talked to her yesterday and she seemed to be holding up pretty well. She didn't sound any weaker than normal, her spirits were very upbeat. She was not hospitalized, I couldn't tell that it would be the last time I ever talked to her. My daughter sent me a yahoo message at 4 in the morning asking me to call down there cause she felt something was wrong. I got the call before i could make the call. RIP Danielle. We love you. We will miss you. We will all take care of Michael. I will see you again. DAD

What Is Life All About?
ya know ive spent so many years wondering why i wasnt happy with the way things have turned out for me. but in the end you have to realize life is what ya make of it. that is what i need to do. stop waitin for things to finally go my way and make them. so here i go im gonna stop excpectin certain person to give me what i want cause it isnt gonna happen and find the happiness that i need and deserve.

Quick Check In
well, here it is October again....and you know what that means....BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!! I know it will be said many times over this month but plz PLZ ladies have yourself checked. And MEN too...you can get breast cancer also. I would like to encourage all my friends to get checked this month!! I am so emotional these days so I tend to keep my mouth shut so I don't end of babbling on and on.....I have seen way too many ppl die from cancer in the last few months. One of the girls from my BC support group just died 2 weeks ago.....another dear friend is fighting for the 2nd time. One of my dearest friends found a lump last week.......it is awful! Not only breast cancer but all cancer!!!!!!! ok, that is enough for now...I am getting ready to go on a retreat with 7 ladies from church this weekend. still got lots to get done before 3:30 today. ~~smooches~~

The Shadowman
There once was a greedy man named John. He lived in a small village. To be truthful though, he didn't care much about what happened around him, nor to anyone. He was cursed because of it, so he felt. Inside him, he knew it was just carma though. One day, one of John's neighbor's trampled on his lawn, and he was furiously calling his name. "What do you think you're doing?!" John barked. His neighbor complained that he was being too noisy by nighttime, throwing some of his trash in his (the neighbor's) yard, and was just a snooty grump. John became so angry with his neighbor, that he grabbed him by his neck, and choked him to death. After that, though, a large deity appeared from thin air. "JOHN! YOU HAVE BEEN VERY HEINOUS IN YOUR LIFE! AS PUNISHMENT, I SHALL CURSE YOU, BY TURNING YOU INTO A SHADOWMWN, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THAT STATE UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS!!!" The deity bellowed. Just then, John went, in a sense, invisible. All that remained was just

Love And Water By: Mel
The rushing waters crashing upon the rocks Amazing how everything seems to stop Stopping in that moment of truth Stopping in that moment of honesty One or two no matter how many Either or you may not have any Within thy own heart Within thy own soul Only one could ever really be told With the heart pounding With how the waters are sounding So much of this could be astounding Much is life Much is strife But thine own love Could it fly out like a dove The waters we feel The emotions we steal The life we love The life we know of Much is like water Much is like air But how can one even dare Love is water As water is love Both keep running Both keep crashing Nothing hurts more then that tongue lashing Soon it dies down Soon you lie down Thoughts keep thinking You feel like your sinking But then comes the apologies Then comes the forgivness How can one really know of these anologies Water and Love Love and Water You can't have one without the other.

3...2...1.... Go
Who's behind the wheel when your mind is racing? When do they decide to slow down? Who puts on the brakes? The worst problem about a mind that races isn't how to control the speed, it's what to do when it stops. It's what to do when you are still. How do you function then? Do you look out the windows and strain your neck to see what's behind you? Do you squint as the light up ahead glares in your tired eyes? No matter what you're doing at that moment it always feels like you should be doing something else. The opposite comes to mind and the race begins again. A well tuned machine corners like it was designed to only do that task. It sees the barrier up ahead and makes corrections for the avoidance of a disaster. There are a lot of close calls but closeness has never gotten you into the trouble that a collision will. If you make a conscious effort to keep the calls close will never have to worry about being stuck or immobile. You will never have to worry about stopping t

Firetruck And The Cat
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration."Thanks," the girl says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Miss My Wife
I know this sound silly but I have to admit that I miss my wife very much. I wish she's here right now. She's probably on the bed and playing with her Sex Toys right now. LOL. Jane is so far away right now. I have to leave her because of an important task. Hope I can get it done asap and go back sooner than what we have scheduled.

Randomest Phone Conversation Ever.
So the other day I had a missed call on my phone, I think I was in a lesson at college or something so I didn't answer...anyways I rang back to find out who it was. So it went riiiiiing riiiiiiiiing....and then someone picked up the phone and answered in Chinese. So I was all like 'Hmmm I must know this person'. So I had the following conversation with him.... (Bear in mind that this is in Chinese) Me: Who is this? Man: No who are you? Me: Well you rang me so I assume you must know me. Man: Did I? Me: Yea you did! Man: Oh...what's your Chinese surname? Me: Ng Man: Who's you dad? Me: (I told him) Man: Hmm...I don't know him. Me: Ohhh ok. Maybe you rang the wrong number? Man: Yea probably. Me: Oh ok then! Bye! Man: Bye! We hang up. The most random thing is that he dialled the wrong number to a Chinese person! :o What are the chances!

Joke
BODY,.aolmailheader {font-size:10pt; color:black; font-family:Arial;} a.aolmailheader:link {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:visited {color:magenta; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:active {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:hover {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} Joke of the Day Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to cha

Missing Him
I misses him.....and i don't mean my ex. To feel his touch would be so great right now. No fun being lonely. I can't wait to finally be moved out without that dick around. Having to look at his shit, his mess...anything that reminds me of him. He texts me this morning saying that his coworker got him a car for a couple months...okay..well that works..but we're both moving out soon and I don't plan on seeing his face any time afterwards other than at work. I don't want to keep driving his car. I want my own car....again. I weighed myself this morning and damn..I gained some weight...blaaaaah... I'll get those lbs gone over the weekend. I know that I ate more than usual on my days off when I was out with Kari and Michael and Matt...damn belly....stop growing! You're suppose to shrink!! Maybe I'll be able to get more weighloss pics up again when I lose more lbs and when I get a VIP again. It's nice to wake up with a little furry one next to you all the time...but i wish it was someone

Dreams
A whisper in my ear, thoughts only spoken to the mindm with a slight touch of sanity, my dreams become my reality.... never wanting to wake from this slumber, to spend the rest of my life in this state, its a place where noone can enter,,, only be brought.... This is my realm, my solitude, my dreams, hopes and fears. My Mind unravels with thoughts of life, death, love, memories and questions in which no answer can be given; one can spend the rest of their lifes looking for a way to understand, and never find the path to the answer, only to the possible futures.

Uncertain
Thoughts flood your head, feelings of guild, pain, loss, heartache, confussion.... When does it all stop? Your mind spins round, not knowing where to run..... the anxiety keeps digging till there is nothing left to dig. Things you thought you were so sure about suddenly become so uncertain, a lose of trust creates a wall of mis-guided thoughts, all understanding swept away as the anxiety takes control, your left asking yourself why!?? What do they want? Questions attack at you like knives, you doubt your self and everyone around you. Are you better off alone?? My life started like all life did, and it will end like all life will, we are but alive fpr a second in time, what we choose to do with that moment is up to the individual, but we all have choices, we all have responsibilities, we all have the chance to love and be loved by others, we will also feel great pain.... but is that just a part of every beings life???

I See Myself...............
I see myself holding you close to me,Squeezing your body tight.But for all I see as I daydream-I know I'll get tenfold tonight.Running my palms across your breast,As you tremble and bite your lip.Feeling your hands upon my chest,The softness of each fingertip.Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft,And slowly lowering my kiss.Over pert nipples, across your navel,And finally into pure bliss.Looking upon your face from below-As you tilt back your head.Feeling your fountains begin to flow-As you ease back on the bed.Your "innocent little devil" look-Crying insatiably with the sensation.Lip to lip lapping up every drip-From the well of your creation.The way you pull me up by the hair-To the heat of your mouth, on fire.No other thoughts, no other cares,Just the quenching of mad desire.Riding the tide of passion,Pushing my love into you.On the waves of your emotion-In slow motion, so sweet and true.Pulse pounding in resounding rapture,Taken to the hilt, then just past.Rhythm growing, faces glowi

Staph Infection, The Definition, Symptoms, Causes, Risk Factors, Complications.
DefinitionBy Mayo Clinic staff Staph infections are caused by staphylococcus bacteria, a type of germ commonly found on the skin or in the nose of even healthy individuals. Most of the time, these bacteria cause no problems or result in relatively minor skin infections. But staph infections don't always remain skin-deep. In some circumstances, they may invade your bloodstream, urinary tract, lungs or heart. Severe staph infections usually occur in people who are already hospitalized or who have a chronic illness or weakened immune system. But it is possible for otherwise healthy people to develop life-threatening staph infections. Symptoms:By Mayo Clinic staffStaph infections can range from minor skin problems to endocarditis, a life-threatening inflammation of your heart valve lining. As a result, signs and symptoms of staph infections vary widely, depending on the location and severity of the infection. Skin infections Skin infections caused by staph bacteria include:

:)
____________________________________XX __________________________________XX**XX _________________________________XX****XX ________________________________XX******XX _______________________________XX********XX ______________________________XX**********XX _______________________XXXXXXX**************XXXXXXX _______________________XX************************XX _______________________XX******Wenn aus dem*******XX _____________________XX*********Himmelszelt*********XX ___________________XX***********ein Stern mir**********XX __________________XX**********in die Hände fällt**********XX ____________________XX*******verpack ich ihn und********XX ______________________XX**********schick ihn Dir********XX ________________________XX****denn Glück für dich*****XX ________________________XX*******das wünsch*******XX ________________________XXXXX******ich Dir******XXXXX ______________________________XX************XX _______________________________XX**********XX _________________________________XX*****

Nick
I found him when I wasnt looking He stole my heart and made it his own (from what ive gathered and he has not denied) he stole my heart with lies Dreams were made and plans put in place then the fog rolled in and he disappeared no answers to no questions, no trail except for my trail of tears My heart? he still has it... Laying on my chest is proof of my honesty... on his chest is barren and cold, nothing resembling theses feelings I will always have the pain hes caused, in a few weeks his new princess will be in place... His heart? It was never mine to keep... Cant get it back, he refuses... what I want is honesty... No games, just the truth I wont be mad or pissed off... We can go our seperate ways afterwards thats fine but I need the truth from you Nick...

Email Lists
My name is Chuck Pearson. I am in my 30's and I trade penny stocks. I enjoy dealing with my clients in the stock markets, I make sure I keep everyone in my email lists posted of the changes in the stock exchange market everyday.

Five Things
A Self-Esteem Exercise Our primary relationship in life is with our selves. No one else goes through every experience in life with us. We are our one permanent companion, yet we are often our worst critic. To remind ourselves of our magnificence, we can do this exercise: “Five Things I Like About Myself.” Begin by writing down at least five things that you like about yourself. This is not the time to be modest. If you are having trouble coming up with a total of five items, you know that this exercise can really benefit you. Be sure to include more than your physical attributes on your list, since our bodies are only part of who we are. If you are still struggling with what to include on your list, think of what you like about your favorite people, because these traits are probably qualities that you possess too. Another way to complete your list is to think of five things you don’t like about yourself and find something about these traits that you can like. Co

The Greater Cause
Some Good Reasons for Doing Good With all that takes place in our lives, it can sometimes be easy to overlook the fact that we’re part of something greater than ourselves—a collective consciousness, the Universe, a greater cause. Because of our tendency to forget this, we might make decisions in our lives that don’t reflect that responsibility that comes with this belonging. All too often, we focus just on the short-term, tangible gain to ourselves without worrying about its consequences. Other times, we may discard the greater cause because it seems like “hard work.” The challenge is to expand our minds so that we transcend the distinction between self and others, so we are aware of how our choices and actions can impact a greater cause. Contributing to the greater cause doesn’t have to be all about self-sacrifice. For example, if you plant a tree in a community space, its shelter will cool and protect you as well as your neighbors. Or, your re

Bleh
Today was just a blah day...didn't have much energy to do much and was thinking a lot. Packed one box and got bored with it...I already packed quite a few boxes...I still have time..the kitchen is the last place to pack. Hung out with Kari, Michael and Matt....Been forever since Matt would come out of his room. Grabbed some food and went to a few stores. Rich texted me asking when i was done with the car so he could do his food shopping for the weekend, I was out doing mine and he doesn't usually do his until real late at night because he would always bitch about having to be aroudn customers in the afternoon and he said he was hungry and wanted to get food. I told him that if he was that hungry, he could walk down the street to the fast food joitns there and do his shopping at the grocery store there if he was in such a hurry. I know he just wanted to go out with his gf so I told him he's going to have to wait until I got back home and done with what i was doing. When I got home,

Who The Hell Do You Think That You Are?
WHO THE HELL DOES SOME ASSHOLE THINK THAT THEY ARE TO JUMP IN MY SHOUTBOX AND START BITCHING THEY DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR THAT I CHANGE THEM TOO MUCH WHEN THEIR DAMN STATUS BEGS FOR BLINGS, VIP, BLASTS, AUTO 11S AND CHERRY BOMBS? WHILE I MIGHT BE A BIT SILLY AND I MIGHT BE A BIT EXCESSIVE WITH STATUS CHANGES, AT LEAST MY STATUS SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN IM A FUCKING FU-WHORE. NOW... SINCE SOME RETARD THAT CANT FIND THE REMOVE BUTTON DECIDED TO GO AND PISS ON MY DAMN PARADE AND TRY TO TELL ME IT WAS RAIN... ANYONE THAT DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR HOW AND WHEN I CHANGE THEM... FEEL FREE TO REMOVE ME BECAUSE MORE THAN LIKELY I WONT EVEN MISS YOU FUCKING ASS. NOW... huggies and smoochies~

Dismembered
As my time being single grows by the day I continue to feel conflicted in my emotions towards the opposite sex. I haven't been in a relationship for almost 2 years now.I admit my life has been... unstable to say the least. I can't say I don't have regrets. I have made many foolish choices and they have ultimately led me to my current situation. After all I've been through one thing still weighs on my mind.I've had numerous relationships which, obviously, have all failed one way or another. Even after all I have experienced I still want more. Why? I really wish I could just swear off all humanity and go live on an island with the lifestyle of my choosing but of course that will not happen. I almost feel obligated to find someone like it's been imprinted in to my DNA. Of course it has been written inside my mind, that's human nature, but what I'm saying is I feel the pull. I feel it more everyday.At the same time I've put a wall. It's a bigger, stronger, psychologically impenetrable defe

Tell Me
Amaze me with your voice. Love me with your verbs. Explain to me, how I make your world blur. Kaleidoscopic flashes, as I worship your purr. How I make your insides warm, and colors merge. Amaze you with the way I caress you, and make the pleasure surge. You salivate, as you wrap warm wood and smile wit' the knowledge that it's all good. It's no small feat for me to worship all of you; but I embrace it and savor you, like a holy jewel. I understand your desire, I'm a part of you. We grind in tandem, when I hesitate you move... I ride with you, and it's an animal groove. My fingers caress your lips, as I split you in two. I won't stop, until you have an orgasm or two. Explain to me your pleasure, and tell me truth. Amaze me with your song, there's no words, but it's proof.That life is delicious, it's like Heaven in you.

Fubar 103 : A Vent Session
So before I post something good again I need a warm up and I figure you all could help…so..with that in mind, feel free to vent here with your problems. Anything goes my friends, from the Futards that don’t fan back, to the people always begging for rerates that never return them ( feel free to make a list so we all know who to avoid) to personal drama, to nonsense, fakes, feel free. Personal issues, haters, drama I don’t care. Have some fun and get ready for a good weekend :D Peace..

Bull Shit......
If you admired me then let me know. It sucks that these idiots in this site will make you guess and if you get it wrong you loose that person. Bull Shit! especially since you are given no clue as to this person. I demand justice, and to top it of you get charged 4000 fu-bucks for more guesses. Pretty shitty since this is someone who secretly admires me not you!!!!!!.

Random
1. I am told I have sad eyes but I think I smile too much 2. I can't live without my cell phone. I check to see if it's on my person at least a million times a day. Whether I stick it in my pocket or bra. 3. I try to always look on the brighter things in life and hate when I feel down. 4. I would be lost without my two sisters. They are complete opposites from each other and different from me. But they help me work problems out in my head 5. I am happier with the person I am now then the person I was 10 years ago. I am proud of what I have done. Though I miss sharing it with someone. 6. I have more fun sober then I have ever had drunk. 7. I hate pity party throwers. I have more respect for people who deal with their problems then look for people to fix them for them. 8. I am addicted to cream cheese. I love it. I can just eat it on crackers. or bread. or pita chips. or plain. It's a sickness. 9. I sometimes stand outside my

Fuck If Iknow
striking me with your deviled eye's, teasing me with that sinful tongue lewer my foolish hart with lust temp me taunt me but you never really loved me ...I'm gonna KILL YOU" you know you have all said it to someone a lover a friend a lovers friend some old dude that cut you off in traffic whatever, but lets take a moment to look this thought over for real,... how many of you can say with 100% sure confidence you could do it could you complete the whole task not just simply run some one over and laff at them no I mean take your time think it through plot scheme roll through the basic steps of body disposal, Could you do it face to face can you look her in the as life fades from her watching the innocence trickle out of her could you lay her down could you wrap her in plastic could you be the one to close her eye's or would the ever beating heart crept into your head and drive the guilt out, could you do it in the moment of anger could you not stop to see the face of the one you ju

Because I Was Dared...
Crycry dared me to repost her blog post, so... Random 1. I can be caustic with my smartass comments. It's not always meant, but sometimes it comes across like that. 2. I have a hard time saying no. 3. I could SOOOOOOOOOOO live in a commune. I should have lived through the sixties. 4. I wish I could just get a van or something and travel around aimlessly. 5. I am no where near as strong as people think I am. 6. Only 2 things I am afraid of in life: My family being hurt in any way & dying alome and lonely.

The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway),

Mcfearless
Kings Of Leon — Mcfearless Strain Living with a name They get the best of me But I'm no walker away No complaint I got much to gain So they keep testing me And I keep feeding their face And they could go Off and hit the road And what would I care Hell I ain't going nowhere I got the reigns And courage I was made of They got the fake love So I know I must show It's my show I must go With my soul Not my hand Where I stand It's my role It's my soul Pearls And necklaces and girls And all the pretty things I ain't seeking to have It's safe to say If I don't get this out of me I might quite easily End up dead or just mad Cross my t's, try to dot my i's But that's blinding me I ain't living that way I roll my sleeves To make me a better man of me Or I might easily Just give up on the show It's my show I must go With my soul Not my hand Where I stand It's my role It's my soul I must show It's my show I must go With my soul By my hand Where I stand It's my role It's my soul It's m

Waht Females Can Do To Hurt.
to this female i was a krutch, some one she can use, to forget about that fuckin dude she just broke up with this dude who beat tha shit out ovv her and dats coward, her face wazz cut and bruised, when i looked at her i seen no cuts bruses nothing jus a female who i was relating to, and wanted to take car3e ov no matter what, she wazz sexy to me, but she used me like a krutch, and at moments later at da tyme i was with her, she left for 3 day with out no phone call or no contact, i sat in my house, and waited for her callin her phone to say good night i love u baby, always giot da answer machine. but her personality seemed nice and fuckin awsome, but tha fact i wazz a crutch izz beacuz she wanted to use me to forget about he ex man, and goo out wit me to avoid, i neva disrespected her, i treated dat female like a queen, but thats lyfe. i am single still, i feel like doin dat hugh hefner shit again but i can let a female like that mess up my lyfe yaaa it hurt but thats lyfe and thing

No More Rainbows
Heeeeeeeyyyyyy yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh There seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel darkness surounds me the voices getting louder drug induced confussion is setting in........ the termites and spiders are eating me from within...god help me when you look into my eyes what do you see?... can you feel my pain and misery?...... dont leave me stranded standing here all alone... No more rainbows no more happy days No more rainbows nightmares are setting in No more rainbows fantasy has become reality No more rainbows For me Somebody help me save me from my sins open my eyes so i can see the light again sitting here in the shadows falling further from grace fear has taken over me in this place no friends or family only enemies i see cant shake this feeling that its coming after me.......help me No more ra

Do Something!
This was given to me today by my fu-friend Sgthubbard..please read and comment..and all soldiers, add him as a friend..Much love to every one of you!!! HOOAH! VFW's are closing around the country, why? Because the powers that be have decided that veteran services are not that important to the common good. The VFW is a place where vets can go to be around other vets and help each other. One of the greatest things that the VFW does is to have a liaison to the VA to help with the paperwork needed to cut through the red tape. This is how I got my disability. A vet helped me and I have helped other vets. But now they are closing all around the country. "Budget cuts" are the culprit, and do you know where those funds come from? The same budget that gives to schools and to prisons. They are giving more to inmates and taking away from vets! I say fuck that! After someone goes off to fight for their country the US should bend over backward to make sure they have everything the vet needs to be

Doctors
Got into the doctors today and he took a look down there says everything looked good for the cancer part, however both legs were swellon and he wanted an ultrasound done to see if I had a blood clot some where well that test came out o.k. although he wanted more blood work done they took from both fucking arms it felt as if they were vampires sucking the life out of me... Anyways I don't know nothing as of yet, but I'm sitting here vommitting my fucking guts out and don't understand why? Maybe it's from all the damn stress I've been going through lately do to all the medical problems I'm having an the fact that I kicked my oldest son out of the house or just to many gosh damn pills I'm on/taking, lemme say it sucks so bad not knowing weather your going to live or die from one day to the next... Yes I maybe free from cancer so they say but with the rest of this shit thats going on with me... Getting a damn staph infection in my blood stream & now all this, feels as if I can't win for lo

Birthday Girl. Lemme See Your Birthday Suit!
It's a special girl's birthday today. It's my Best Friend's birthday today. Someone whom I adore, respect, cherish and love. Someone who's been there for the past SIX YEARS! Thick and thin, boys and bullshit. She's been through it all with me And vice versa. Just like Chucky said: "Friends till the end!" tee hee Happy Birthday, Mama. Love you! -REL I owe you a damn Birthday salute, I know!

Hookers??
so upon returning to this fucktard of a site, i have realized even people i was close to have become interweb whooooores. sooo shall i just accept everones friend requests and join the parade of douchebags? we shall see i guess. i have always been picky about who i friened but besides a few close people to me, i see no reason to give a fuck anymore. i think i shall take over fubar and be a internet hooker to, cause you know pointzz is all that matters, fuck having friendships right?? prove me wrong or fuck off... mmkay?? show me boobs the cake is a lie all your base are belong to meeeeeeeeee and someone make me some fucking brownies the end

Taking A Break
To all my friends I have cancelled my VIP and will be more or less just checking in here maybe daily...I am really tired of rating my a$$ off and not getting rates back( I am on dial up and if you have ever had it,it sucks,takes me twice as long to rate,somedays it runs real crappy),the drama here-I have been blocked for not sharing NSFW pics,grow up people this isnt high school.I have some real friends here so at this time will not be deleting my account.If anyone wants my yahoo messenger ID to keep in connect with me,you might get it.... Take Care, Julie

Banks Really Piss Me Off
Well we are now part of the "Foreclosure" group. Yup you read right. Our house is being foreclosed. Why? cause the bank jumped our payments up so high that we couldn't make the payments. Plus when we go 1 payment behind, they jacked the payment from our account. No they didn't have authorization to do this, so, I closed our checking account as soon as I got it back out of the red. Hell the dumb mother fuckers wouldn't refund that money. They claim they don't have the authority to return the money. BULL FUCKING SHIT. They stole that money and I wanted it back. But would they? HELL NO. So now that we have the account closed, they are still bothering me about the damn payments. FUCK THEM. When you lose your job(like me)and have no income at the time.........Yea you will get behind. Yes the hubby lost his job as well. Yes the bank is still calling me about 5 times a day asking for the fucking payment. I keep telling them that we have NO income and are living with in-laws. Thankfully they l

Creeping Into The Night Shift
I have been pushing to get the over night postion because it is 7 days on/ 7 days off..12 hour shifts..but it squeezes 2 weeks into one!! perfect for someone that wants to live;) this is my week off..it ends this Sunday..Monday will be day one of seven. So if your trying to figure out when I can come and play..now you know:)If you dont have my number message me, you know who im talking to;)

Paying For Rates!
Okay all here it is, just like everyone else that does this, I will pay you 15k per 100 rates. These rates need to be done during a happy hour and you need to send me a private message with how many you did after you are done so I can send payment. Also when you are done with each folder type folder rated in the comments so that I know you did them. Thank you all very much and happy rating!!!!

Death...
Has been a rough couple of days.. my hubbys grandma died monday. We just had the funeral today. I been doing pretty well.. up until today. I have been wondering about my boys though. I told them about her death monday but it didn't seem to have any affect on them. I was thinking.. they are of age now where they should start understanding some..and start crying or something. But there was nothing..clear up til last night. Then today during the funeral.. Brandon just started bawling. He was so loud..sobbing.. I thought he was gonna hyperventilate. He kinda collapsed off hubbys lap and was sitting on the floor. Somethings in life just break your heart..and I have to say that was one of the worst moments for me. I just lost it then. Then he was carrying on about wanting to buy a vcr tape of her. His one older cousin told him he would get him one. Anyways.. was a horrible day but its over. I am sorry for not being on here much this week.. due to all this. I have not been avoidin

My Promise
When your sad, i will dry your tears,When your scared, i will confort your fears,When you need love, my heart i will share,When your sick, for you i will care,When you are worried, i will give you hope,When your confused, i will help you cope,You will feel my love when we are apart,Knowing that nothing will change my heart.When you are lost and cant see the light,My love will be a beacon, shining through the night,This is my promise, my vow til the end,For you, above all, are my world, my girlfriend,These words on paper, show my care for you,From my lips, these words are spoken, will always be true,God has blessed me, with your hand in mine,Both our hearts, will constantly intertwine.Everyone lives through pains and sorrows,I promise together we will face all tomorrows,Happy with you, swallowed in love,Bless God for giving me you and everything above.

For The Birthday Girl...
So Today...This is just a note,just a simple thank youfor keeping me afloatjust a note,telling you how it is,the colors im afflicted byfrom just a simple kiss, how it is,and how much greater it can getnot afraid to try the water,im enjoying being this wet.and it gets, so much better with each daythe layers under the layersseem to pull themselves awayso today,i offer you my heart,i trust you know how to treat it,some say its my best part.you're my heart. "so as the waves of each day, crash against their evenings, you fascinate and amaze me, thank you for believing..." ;) Happy Birthday Kara. LARKLB's

Toy Party
I AM GOING TO BE THE HOSTESS FOR A TOY PARTY COMING UP IN NOVEMBER. I AM CORDIALLY INVITING ANY AND EVERY FEMALE IN THE AREA WHO WISHES TO ATTEND. PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS AND DIRECTIONS. IT IS GOING TO BE A PASSIONATE NIGHT OF FUN. THE MORE THE MERRIER. IF YOU LET ME KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THEIR IS A CATCH. IF YOU ATTEND AND BRING ANOTHER FRIEND WITH YOU YOU GET A FREE GIFT. SO LIKE I SAID MORE THE MERRIER JUST REMEMBER PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TO LET ME KNOW AND GET DIRECTIONS. HOPE TO SEE ALL YOU LADIES THEIR...

Birthday
its my birthday. oh yeah. dunno if I put the right one on my profile, but it doesnt matter. my day has consisted of going to an interview and winding up prejudged on the basis of appearence to be unfit for the job which was in a call center so appearence shouldnt matter but whatever, then I went to look at a couple of places, one of them dismissed me as a potential renter on the basis of my not being gay and the other didnt even bother to show up for the meeting at all. Ive spent around 6 hours on the bus total dealing with it all and Im starting to realize the friendliness of Portland people is all fake, designed to put suckers off gaurd so they can be mooched or stolen from. I may yet find a job but Ill never be able to like this city any more than I liked seattle and that saddens me to no end. I wish I could afford a ticket to Denmark Id leave today to go to christiana, even if it is doomed, its a hell of a lot better than the cities Ive been in the last few years lemme tell you. so

What's In It For Me?
After a while to look around, it appears that Fubar is an online meat market more than a social anything, but that's not all bad. The younger folks need a place to market their wares and attract partners of whatever level they have an interest toward. At my age, that stuff is just a fond memory and the equipment is worn out enough I couldn't get much done anyway. The main reason I am even online is for the money and I don't make any excuses. I know that turns a lot of people off, but I couldn't care less. It's only the ones who share my quest that will even contact me. I should add that I have been quite successful even though I made my share of mistakes. The biggest one was putting all my eggs in one backet and when it shut off my $6,000 a month income, I had to start all over. The good part was I learned what worked and I am already well along the path to regaining what I had, only diversified so it won't dissapear overnight again. So the bottom line is I can coexist in any envir

Keepin' Positive
So, today is a very important day in my life. My mother's birthday. I bought her 2 dozen roses (all diffy colors) that I'm sure she'd love. Sunday will mark 10 months since she' left our lives. Everyday has been hard especially when I get good news in my life, and she was the only one that I would share it with. This week I found out 3 great things, but after I heard them was at lost who to turn to. I called the 7 people most important to me, and just got their voicemails, and just sat there crying. Then, I just started to think she's with me in my heart and she knows the great things that I am accomplishing. It' was hard to even turn in my graduation papers in because I know she wanted to see my graduate, but she will see me from heaven, and be with me along the whole way. So, I've been just trying to keep positive through this fall/winter months. The holidays are coming, mid-terms, trips, and just life overall is happening so fast for me. I guess I'm writing this for two reasons to

Emotion
As a emotion it can be controlled. That's a part of me that allows me to go through very difficult times and to make the critical decision. I don't even worry abour if I got it right or wrong. Mechanical and I behave just like a machine as I did and now detest. Emotional self sometimes disappear just like I myself sometime disappear and another takes over. I no longer hear another whisper to me to "let go" as I try to fall asleep but only silence. Good in one aspect but in another it is a bad sign. Bad sign because another is taking over. Welcome home Norio to reality of your own self and that is Mike. Michael or Michal.

Fuck My Life
Dear bloggy, Wow I have so much to tell you its not even funny. So I got a text from my sister saying that my mom was talking to my brothers wife about how she was going to leave him! And I was like omg and my parents offered him to move in with all his step kids and his wife and I was like wtf I thought she was leaving her. So my sisters like yeah I don’t know and I don’t know if he is moving in and all this shit! And im like oh god! And so I had to commit to my sister that there is a bunch of liquor In my room. So she said she would start locking my door since I have liquor in there and shit my liquor is hidden and locked but if 9 or so people are moving into my house I know eyes will start wandering trust me. My parents don’t have the kind of money to support all these fucking billies their so stupid I’m stressed out cause my dad just had a mini stroke he doesn’t need all this stress! And like I don’t think he understands how much everything

Jack Shit
For some time many of us have wondered, who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack shit!' Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit and O. Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit, Inc. In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and has a son with a very nervous disposition, whom they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers, and the town newspapers invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and married an Italian woman, Pisa Shit. SOOOOO from now on, if someone says you don't know Jack Shit, you may tell them that they are sadly mistaken.

Crazy World
so its story time, time to think of a plotlinei'll outline situations with verbal visualationsomethin to give you a lil mind stimulationthe story starts with a good dude named tony with a good heartdoin all the right things, parents proud of him he plays his parthe aint street smart, parents kept that away from himparents see the news dont want they son to be like themthey were in the ghetto once upon a time but it never took over himhe's set up for college, yee the dude got knowledgehe's at the moutain top not gettin pushed off the ledgehe was a big brother to a ghetto kid named shawn who was on the edgehe didnt know his family jus had some names of people that were laid to restbut tony, he helped that lil boy, that boy is tryin his besttony showed the boy theres more to life din police arresthe dont have to be like everyone else that he had seentook him out of his enviorment showed him a new sceneso now to go along with the words he had proof from the things he's seeingbeing able to

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop
At a time when our president and other politicians tend to apologize for our country's prior actions, here's a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country. JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here? DeGuale did not respond. You could have heard a pin drop~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not re

Driftwood
ebb and flow ebb and flow tossed about too and fro bending forward twisted back lashing out with no slack curled and rotten it remains these the bloodloss stains ebb and flow ebb and flow tossed about too and fro warped and bent wanned and spent gone again

Hell Yeah
Evil Never Dies has a cool contest coming up! I will give you the time, date and other specifics ones we have a few more of the ideas down. So far, the Idea that I have for those who can drive or have cars is to put E.N.D on your license plate. Whether it be your back plate, or front glamour plate it doesn't matter. Hell, get it airbrushed on your car and you're in the running! I have run this by Maya and she likes it so I am asking you to think of some cool Ideas too. Here are some examples of the plates: END HATE, 666HATE666, END4LIFE or EvilovEND, Please and just make sure that it as E.N.D. on it. If you're going to airbrush feel free to be more creative with what you use!!! We will be having prizes for all contests so come up with ideas and be sure to run them by me and I well type it all up. I need each and every one of you to join in on this please. No idea is a bad idea and we'll push through as many as we can. Of course we wont be able to use every one but we'll do all we can t

My Father
Delbert Lee (Joe) Cashman Born in Princess Anne County, VA Departed on Sep. 28, 2009 and resided in Virginia Beach, VA. Visitation: Thursday, Oct. 1, 2009 Graveside Service: Friday, Oct. 2, 2009 Please click on the links above for locations, times, maps, and directions. Delbert Lee "Joe" Cashman, 80, of the 2200 block of Oak Street, Virginia Beach, VA, passed away September 28, 2009, after a long illness.A native of Princess Anne County, VA, he was retired from the City of Virginia Beach Mosquito Control. He also worked at Lynnhaven Waterway Marina. He was a member of the Travelers Hunt Club. He is survived by his wife, Mary F. Cashman; son, Duane Cashman; daughter, Diana Cashman; and two grandchildren, Tara and Devon Cashman.A graveside service will be conducted Friday at 11 a.m. at Woodlawn Memorial Gardens with Rev. C. W. Cashman officiating. The family will receive friends at Hollomon-Brown Funeral Home, Great Neck Chapel Th

Roll Credits
i smile to trick people, with this trait i have no equalthink ya got me figured? to be continued, stay tuned for the sequalor maybe a prequal, the plot will be in your face nothin subliminalpeople out there talkin shit, thinkin i'm fuckin mentalclifhanger ending scene fades roll credits till the endin disbelief, i need relief, i'm blurring reality a place where pain has an endingnot never ending like a circle that you could run around foreveremotion severed, heart tamperd, mind scattered, fuck it whateversay what you say, do what you do imma be alrightfrom daylight to moonlight and brightness from street lightsout on the street lookin at stars every night, prayin one falls while its in my sightswish for happiness for everyone except me cus being depressed helps me writehate pretty little love storys with sexual inuendostake some ambien then proceed to dosethen i dream of a far away landwhere nothing hits you out of nowhere cus everything is plannedand we get the blueprint, and we see h

Friends
I am going to say something, If you have been erased from my friends list, its because you weren't communicating with me. I am not trying ot be mean but I think that if you are going to add me you should want to keep in touch, so the ppl that were erased I felt there was no need for you on my friends list, if you werent going to keep in touch. So if you are going to add me at least keep in touch ~peace out ~Jasmine

So..yeah..kinda Freaked Out
What I thought was a kntted muscle in my riht shoulder grew into an excruciatingly painful lump that is actually visible...went to the doc...they did an xray followed by an MRI and hoped it was a fluid filled yst it isnt...they biopsied it this morning...they say that soft tissue sarcoma is not uncommon with the meds I am on...ironic they give me meds to fight my disease that may conceivably have given me a worse disease....it I was not so freaked right now I would LOL anyways that eplains my mood today and the last few days

Auto 11 Or Bomb
I HAVE AN AUTO 11 OR A BOMB YOUR CHICE STARTIN BID IS 5 MILLION Auto-11s(35 credits) Give someone immunity from down-raters! When activated, EVERY photo and profile rating is forced to 11 for TWENTY-FOUR (24) hours. All actual 11s during this time are double the points for both the giver AND receiver! Selected Cherry Bomb(35 credits) Bomb a photo album! When activated, you can rate up to 250 photos in a single album an 11 with one click for ONE (1) hour. You can Cherry Bomb one album per member and you will have unlimited 11's when using your Cherry Bomb. Bombs away! Select

Forward From Genesis, Jeffrey And I Are Big Boys
“At last we heard, above the clang of bells, the deep staccato booming in the distance, and there was a kind of sigh from everyone. The booming came nearer and then, suddenly, we could see it over the roofs of the houses to the south: the great hemisphere of gleaming metal rocking through the air above the three articulate legs, several times as high as the church. Its shadow came before it and fell on us when it halted, two of its legs astride the river and the mill. We waited, and I was shivering in earnest now, unable to halt the tremors that ran through my body.” For the thirty-one days of October, I’m reading through John Christopher’s Tripods trilogy once more. It’s one of my favorite series – the above passage comes from the opening chapter of “The White Mountains”, the first book in which the narrator and main character Will Parker is describing the principal antagonists – and I recall that when I interviewed for the po

Please Read And Comment
FIRST OFF I WANNA LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS IS FROM MY VFW POST COMMANDER. I SERVED 4 YRS IN THE ARMY TO BE TOLD I AM A SECOND RATE CITIZEN. I SAY FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!!!VFW's are closing around the country, why? Because the powers that be have decided that veteran services are not that important to the common good. The VFW is a place where vets can go to be around other vets and help each other. One of the greatest things that the VFW does is to have a liaison to the VA to help with the paperwork needed to cut through the red tape. This is how I got my disability. A vet helped me and I have helped other vets. But now they are closing all around the country. "Budget cuts" are the culprit, and do you know where those funds come from? The same budget that gives to schools and to prisons. They are giving more to inmates and taking away from vets! I say fuck that! After someone goes off to fight for their country the US should bend over backward to make sure they have everything the vet needs t

9 Tricks To Pick Up Any Woman
Okay so I receive emails from Men's Health...I'm not sure how they started but they're really insightful and their health and diet tips can be applied across the gender board. Here's the link for their latest article on attracting women. This is for my sweet male friends who don't believe me when I've told them a million times that if you have no self confidence then it doesn't matter how good you look! Maybe they'll believe so called 'experts'. Pick Up Women

Haiku Haiku...ukiah Ukiah
Once vividly green Now brilliant and varied be Softly down they fall. ~~~/~~~ Soft auburn of tress Deeply soulful brown of eye Such beauty is She. ~~~/~~~ Shinny black, it sits Current pulsing beneath it Yet, burn it does not. ~~~/~~~

Tis Better To Have Loved And Lost ...
She's gone. The woman of my dreams. Gone. Cancelled by some greedy, money grubbing exec within the Disney Corporation. The Doodlebops are no more and my dream girl, DeeDee Doodle, has gone with them. Admittedly, I MAY be spending a little too much time watching childrens television. But just LOOK at her!!! Without further ado, I present to you my fond farewell ... my Ode to DeeDee Doodle (WARNING - TOTALLY NSFW AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBED) - The evening goes like this – You arrive at the Doodlebop Lounge, our agreed upon meeting place. As you enter through the clown mouth shaped door, you can’t help but notice all the men looking at you. You are a target for their glances because you are a hot single girl … and you are purple. It builds your confidence but at the same time the giggly butterflies inside will not stop. Scanning the crowd to find me, you decide it might be best to get a drink to calm the nerves.The bartender hands you a drink – a cranberry juic

Who's The Real Drama Queen?
No Drama Q...: don't flatter yourself cunt->No Drama Q...: why else would you care if I had it?No Drama Q...: did i ask u for it?->No Drama Q...: I do. I'm not giving it to youNo Drama Q...: u got yahoo?->No Drama Q...: this gets kinda boring doesn't it?No Drama Q...: Hey u, question for u..do u have yahoo messenger? Ok, this guy has asked me this every day for about a week. At first I thought it was a joke because of a status I had about not giving out my Yahoo. I'm now blocked. :)

Wounded Warriors
Lord, I cannot comprehendThe pain our soldiers endureOr the sacrifice they makeTo keep our freedom sure May You dwell within themAnd give them peace of mindIn their injured weakness, LordMay it be Your strength they find Draw them close to YouAnd answer their every doubtLet them see You always nearEvery time they want to shout Only You know their thoughtsFor You were always thereNever forsaking, Love abidesAlways present, constant care Silent heroes, wounded warriorsOnes that carry the painSo I lift them up to YouTo heal and make whole again Parts of their bodies may be goneBut wholeness comes from withinYou can use them, LordJust show them how and when May they seek You daily, LordTo get through life againEmbrace their hearts and mindsWounded warriors will fight - and win *** The enemy is now at handDepression, anger and painUse your training to face each oneAnd freedom from them gain Warriors you will always beNow fight for a different causeThe battle is the Lord's.Think on

Bless Our Loving Troops
It's not too late to bring our troops home they've been away for far too long. Some have lost their families, leaving our soldier's behind with nothing more than a memory of a war that no none will win. It's not too late to save our families from the nightmare they're bringing back. It's either going to make them or break them and I know in my heart it will break most of them leavng too many families torn apart It's not too late for a father to come home to meet his new born baby that's now two. This war is confusing our children, you know the newborn that now two, he or she won't even know who their father is or whether to call him Mr. or daddy It's not too late to bring a mother home, but since the whole family decided to do the honorable thing, she'll be coming home to an empty house, and doing and feeling and being, I guess, like the rest It's not too late for a soldier coming home to never have to suffer again for the mission they have served. Tell me you're

Over There ..over Here
I wrote this poem in Honor of all of our BRAVE troops. This one is called Over There - Over Here Over There our troops are Over There First tour, second tour, third tour with strength and courage they go Over There. Making sacrifices Over There while we are Over Here living our lives. When all they truly want is a small piece of home and to know they are loved, supported and appreciated while they are Over There.Over Here there is team of Angels who ensures that they receive a piece of home and know that they are loved, supported and appreciated while they are Over There.Over Here we experience our own each individual difficulty. Over There some may experience the joy of a thankful child. Over There some may experience things that no one person can imagine. Over There some may pay the ultimate sacrifice.When it comes time for them to return from Over There to Over Here they deserve the respect and gratitude for the sacrifices that they endured. Over There, Over Here our troops should a

The Key To My Heart
As we lie beneath the stars, We wonder who we really are, I wonder what you see in me, We'll fall asleep beneath the trees. Run your fingers through my hair, Show me that you truly care, Day by day, and night by night, When I'm with you I have no fright. The day you told you loved me, That's when I gave you the key, To my heart, soul and mind, I'm glad to know that you're all mine. I want it to last forever, To know that we'll always be together, Feel no pain or sadness dear, I want you to always be near. In every hug and every kiss, When I'm with you I feel true love exists. Hold me close and never let me go, Don't let me fall amidst the shadow. For I am yours, forever it may be, I am yours for all eternity. I mean it all; all I've said, Without you, a part of me is dead.

Everything
please someone tell me what it is i should do because as of right now my heart is thru i tried so hard to cope really gave it a try and yet all i hear is nothing but lies dont tell me you love me or even that you care just because you speak the words doesnt put the feelings there you look into my eyes yet never really see everything that could have been everything that was me Outlaw Angel

You Will...........
i will be that darkness you cant escape i will become the lonliness you want to hate you cant break free no longer seeing light now like me you will haunt the night you will shed the tears of a heart in shame and you will have no one else to blame Outlaw Angel

Rhinoceri???
can anyone explain to me what "rhinoceri" (as in "no rhinoceri" in an ad offering a room to rent) means, I had answered an ad saying that and they all turned out to be gay so Im thinking its a gay thing, but Id like to have at least an idea whats going on cause they were really snobby to me and I need to know if I should just plain be avoiding rhinoceri stuff or what. its proving hard enough to find a place to rent here without facing gay dudes being prejudiced against me as there do seem to be a lot of them renting out rooms and such...

2 Wks Left Till Rubber Ducky Race& More...
Debbullan was recommended by a representative at Texas Health Resources to a North Texas county justice program as a resource or supplier of HCV awareness information to the the effect that we would be able to "provide valuable information to this criminal justice population."We offered the choice of our searching for and supplying a high tech, medical presentation specialist or accepting our low tech direct to individual approach regarding awareness and prevention surrounding Hepatitis C. Debbullan's direct to individual approach was chosen. We will supply a 30 minute, demographically focused, interactively enticing, call to personal action presentation to a momentarily captive audience.We feel it is best to withhold complete details of this non public, health focused event until it is complete in early November. We are proud that an arm of the public health department of Texas felt confident we could well represent them (through specific recommendation) and the cause of

Angels..dedicated To All The Cancer Survivors Out There.
Angels are Guardians of hope and wonder, The keepers of magic and dreams. Angels watch over you wherever you go, Keep each day perfect And promising a bright new tomorrow, Wherever there is Love An Angel is flying By. Your Gauridan Angel knows you inside and out and Loves you just the way you are. Angels keep it simple amd always travel light. Remember to leave space in your relationships So the angels have room to play. Your Guaridan Angel helps you find a place when you feel there is no place to go. Whenever you feel Lonely, A special Angel drops in for tea. Angels are with you every step of the way. And help you soar with Amazing Grace, After All, we are all angels in training; All we have to do is spread our wings and FLY.

My Final Thoughts
Aight where 2 start this LOL! THIS SITE I BELIEVE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL THATS RIGHT I SAID IT! EVERYONE CLAIMS TO BE A FRIEND BULLSHIT LOL A FRIEND IS YOUR PET A FRIEND IS SOMEONE U TALK 2 ON A DAILY BASIS A FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU CAN TRUST WITH ANYTHING AND THAT IS NOT YOU PEOPLE. NOW PEOPLE ACT LIKE THIS SITE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING N THE WORLD CAUSE THEY TALK TO "PEOPLE" ON HERE,WELL I TALK 2 PEOPLE ON HERE AND OTHER SITES BUT THAT DONT MEAN SHIT 2 ME........ NOW PEOPLE WANT TO ACT LIKE ITS A SIN FOR SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF SOMEONES PAGE...AND THEY MAKE IT AGAINST THE RULES WELL FUCK MY QUESTION IS WHY DOES IT MATTER? PEOPLE SPEND THERE FUCKIN MONEY ON HERE GET THE FUCK OVER IT......SOME PEOPLE IS NOT GOIN TO LIKE WHAT I BEEN SAYING BUT SINCE U ARE ALREADY FUCKIN CRY BABYS AND HAVENT GROWN UP YET....YOU CAN CRY OVER THIS! NOW WITH THAT SAID I DONT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT THE OWNERS THE WORKS OR 90% OF YOU PEOPLE DONT LIKE THAT SUCK IT! PIECE OUT IDI

Deleting.
I'm going to be cleaning out ALOT of folks on my "friends' list". I've been meaning to do it for awhile, but I hate doing so. It's gotten to the point I don't know what my friends did TWO hours ago on my bar tab. Mostly it's just gonna be folks I added when I was bombing, and I still have people here that were friends of the original "Jack Bauer" profile. It's nothing personal, but my bartab's just going WAY too fast.

Amazing Fantacy!
I posted a blog about a man who I thought was so amazing, and on August 7th 2009 I got a reality check. I realized that so many people hate the reality of their own lives that they live in a fantacy world. Searching for people to play out that fantacy with, and not caring who gets hurt along the way! He is not so amazing after all, but guess what I am, I am a true and honest person, and was from day one, and now an even wiser person! I will not be fooled again! I am here to have fun and make friends, so if you are looking to hook up, don't bother, and don't even dare ask me for NSFW's! Not happening, I have way too much respect for myself!

Poen From A Sweet Guy
heres a poem just for you,, you are sweet, you are my soul, you make me smile, you make me laugh, your really cute,, that why were friends, forever in time, and like the fly on the wall, i love to the buzz, if you wernt you, you would be a can of raid

A Few Tips For Shoppers
I work at the mall in a very popular lingerie store. And to those of you who have never worked retail before here are a few pointers for you. 1. If you come in the store you are going to be asked by numerous people if you are looking for anything. It is our JOB to sell you stuff. If you tell us you are just looking your going to be asked repeatedly. 2. Please do not be rude to us. Even if you are having a bad day taking it out on sales people will only get you talked about once you leave the store. It makes us feel bad if you are nasty when we are only trying to do our job. Just smile and say "No thank you" if you do not need assistance. Also ask us nicely for help and don't bark at us, we're not servants. 3. If we do not have something in stock don't scream. You only make an ass out of yourself. There is nothing we can do if we are out of stock except call another store. Or (if the store has the ability) order it for you on-line. 4. When waiting in line don't get pissy if you have

My Son And I
So following the full fubar series of events I have leveled up, been bought and posted a mumm. I guess now is the time to post a blog. So when I was younger like before school I used to watch Hee Haw( I don't know) and hated all 'City Music' . My mother allowed this for some horrible reason. At 5 or 6 years old I walked up to my mum and told her that I had found an awesome new band that I absolutely loved. When asked what band it was I said the Beatles. This was in 82-83, Lennon had been dead for a couple of years. So decades later and I have a kid and he never really shows an interest in music besides listening to whatever is on. So we walk into a thrift store or something one day and he's looking at hats and tells me he has to have this hat because its his favorite band. I bought my son a Beatles hat at the age of 7. Present day, me and the son are watching a little TV and see that they are releasing all of the Beatles albums again in original tracks but digitally remaste

Cleaning Job
Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up after their pets. One day, I was astonished to find two ivory fossils lying on the floor beside the bookcase. I quickly picked them up, and put them back on the shelf. The next week, the same thing happened. That afternoon, my employer came into the parlor, her faithful dog behind her. Looking around, she eyed the bookcase. "Nya," she asked the dog, "how in the world do you keep getting your bones up there?"

Court Today
well i went to court today and lost all rights to my daughter this fucking sucks! now all i can do is sit here and cry! i dont wanna go to work but i know i need to i just wanna drink myself to death!

At You At Risk For Breast Cancer? Know The Key Factors
At you at risk for breast cancer? Know the key factors By Mary Anne Swanstrom October 01, 2009, 7:00AM KRTMonthly breast self exams are one of the many tools women have to improve their chances of avoiding breast cancer. HUNTSVILLE, AL -- You'll be happy to know that when it comes to breast cancer, Alabama is among the states with the lowest incidence of the disease. You should be alarmed, however, that Alabama is among those with the highest number of deaths from breast cancer, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta. Alarmed enough to do as much as you can to lower your risk of developing breast cancer. Dr. Valerie Johnson of Huntsville Breast Center said if you want to consider your risk factors, the first place to look is ... down. "Just being a woman is your greatest risk factor," said Johnson, a radiologist who has been reading mammograms for 26 years, 18 of those in Huntsville. The second place to look is ... up, at your family tree. "Usua

Metaphysics
Yeah I copied and pasted. I haven't read enough to be any sort of expert on this but I find it quite interesting... Analytic metaphysics Main article: Metaphysics One striking break with early analytic philosophy was the revival of metaphysical theorizing in the second half of the twentieth century. Philosophers such as David Lewis and David Armstrong developed elaborate theories on a range of topics such as universals, causation, possibility and necessity, and abstract objects. Among the developments that led to the revival of metaphysical theorizing were Quine's attack on the analytic-synthetic distinction, which was generally taken to undermine Carnap's distinction between existence questions internal to a framework and those external to it.[36] Metaphysics remains a fertile area for research, having recovered from the attacks of A.J. Ayer and the logical positivists. And though many were inherited from previous decades, the debate remains fierce. The philosophy of fiction, t

Payday Advance Loans
AdvanceLoan.net is not a payday advance loans lender. Simply fill out the short payday loans online application and we will identify lenders that can provide you with a short term payday loans. We will attempt to match you with a lender most likely to provide you the cash you need. If you are matched with a lender, the lender will contact you to complete the process, review the terms of your cash advance loans and discuss repayment and extension options. The money will be electronically deposited into your bank account. When the loan is due, your cash advance fees are automatically deducted from your bank account by the lender.

Smoking In Pregnancy Risks Psychotic Children
repost of this story: LONDON (Reuters) - Mothers who smoke during pregnancy put their children at greater risk of developing psychotic symptoms as teenagers, British scientists said on Thursday. Researchers from four British universities studied 6,356 12-year-olds and interviewed them for psychotic-like symptoms such as hallucinations or delusions. Around 19 percent had mothers who smoked during pregnancy. Just over 11 percent, or 734 of the total group, had suspected or definite symptoms of psychosis. Many previous studies have shown cigarettes can harm the fetuses of mothers who smoke while pregnant. The risks include causing babies to be born smaller and increasing the risk of sudden infant death syndrome or heart defects. Stanley Zammit, a psychiatrist at Cardiff University's School of Medicine who led the study, said the more the mothers smoked, the more likely their children were to have psychotic symptoms. "We can estimate that about 20 percent of adolescent

Ok Hurt Me... Not
Why is it that when people say that they are your friend and you do things for them but when you stop they either forget you ever existed or they block you. And then blame you for getting blocked. What is it with some people on here?!?!?!?!

Middle- Class, Cap And Trade And You
Wow! home owners take note & tell your friends and relatives who are home owners!!! Beginning 1 year after enactment of the Act, you won't be able to sell your home unless you retrofit it to comply with the energy and water efficiency standards of this Act. More change you can believe in.....The Cap and Trade bill passed in the House and now is in the Senate. A lot has been said about the enormous tax hit and energy price hikes to every tax payer that will follow this bill, but not much has been leaked about the impact on your ability to sell and maintain your home. Ha, read on..... H.R. 2454, the "Cap & Trade" bill passed last week by the House of Representatives, if also passed by the Senate, will be the largest tax increase any of us has ever experienced. The Congressional Budget Office (supposedly non-partisan) estimates that in just a few years the

Sex Degrees Of Seperation
so i hear about this website, by the same title, and complete the calculator fields as required. the calculator works by multiplying the number of sex partners youve had, and the average number of sex partners people have in the age group they were. this number really seems kind of high, but it could also be low concidering, the rule of thumb is however many guys a woman says she was with, double or triple that figure. i dont know if thats true in 50% or better...but what the hell now you know how the six degree of seperation work and this works the same way...i guess its just an average sex partners for age groups and i may have forgot about a few. Im talking a 25 yeear span here, i cant recall every single woman ive slept with at a moments notice....im such a man whore lol i would hate to see Tommy Lees or Flava flavs for that matter :P You have had 4,480,931 indirect and direct sexual partners. Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group h

About....and The Members
This group is about smart, classy women. We know how to be sexxi without letting it all hang out. These days women should not have to brib a man for things and for thier approval. Women should not have to degrade themselves for others approvel. A woman can still be sexxi without have to do all those things. Today's society is based on sexual orientation and how thin a person can be.So I started a group with who I thought is beautiful; not only on the outside but in. This group is amazing and these girls have touched me in their own way. I set out a blog to what ppl thought about it and it went good. So I am now opening it to the public. RULES: yea I know noone likes them.. 1. Must have a approved Fubar salute. 2. Must FAR all members before after you are voted in. 3. No drama or bitching or you will be out of the group. 4. All voted in members will make a touch of class salute to show that they are a member. 5. Repost all touch of class bullies and keep up on blogs. (Myself. and

Lbb Entry #31
So silly little me is completely fed up with guys loosely using the terms sexy and baby. You do not know me so do not refer to me as such when first attempting to talk to me. So this morning i changed my status to say "calling me sexy, baby, or asking to see my nsfw is like asking to get blocked" Shortly after this douchebag pops into my shoutbox (read from the bottom up on the first image): Right before the "tryen" to be nice line he blocks me and continues to shout me. Few things for yah Myke #1 don't be mad because you don't and will not ever have access to my nsfw, #2 no need to be butthurt because I wouldn't flirt with yah the times you tried yesterday, #3 GET A FUCKING SALUTE, #4 It's funny how it's ok for you to call me a slut, whore, "ungreatful bitch", and a cunt yet when I'm not nice to YOU..it's not ok and you block me...that makes YOU the bitch not me :), and last but not least #5 LEARN HOW TO SPELL! Note to all you men: Just because I have a certain type o

Afraid
No, I am not afraid of death or life and not even the surgery. I have two appointments next week and I will discuss not only my position but the possibilities. I did notice the lot of people know about me or of me but rare is the one that knows enough to truly sympatize. Catch me with more than a hey when I walk by and who knows you may find that I still am a very nice guy, good guy, and Gentleman. The military, all I did was file and type and nothing more. I have to wonder now that my filing system is so copmlicated that I can't find squat and typing is usually one finger and some times two. Norio

Contest On My Blog -- Think Pink
In honor of October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I am running a contest on my blog. One winner will receive an Avon Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelet and Moisturizing Soap.All you have to do to enter is register at my website (www.youravon.com/mrisner). Registering will get you ONE entry. If you purchase, you get an additional entry into the contest.Full details and pictures of the products on my blog. http://michelesavon.blogspot.com". Thank you for your interest. Depending on how many people I get that are interested in this, I may offer more than one prize.

I Know No Other Way.
She's not here now. But that's Ok. She doesn't send me heart beats. She flaunts she teases, she turns her head walks away and expects me to follow. But now, I hold hands with some one else. Now I don't play her games. Now if she wants to play she has to come down of her perfect cloud. Still there are no rules that's fine because the only way survive here is if I let you. I am deadly, I am diseased. Does she dare risk infection? I have survived on stolen time. I know I have many things to pay for but I will not pay her. For she wants what she can't have. To be in her debt is to owe her everything, then she consumes you makes it so you can't think straight and can't see what is right in front of your eyes. I see all to clearly, so clearly it scares me at times. I am consumed by something else. I see that for all her seduction skills, she can't seduce me because only my mistress can grant me what I desire. My mistress doesn't tease or flaunt or need a seductress's skills. She knows she

You Are Not Welcome Here
I am already sick so I cannot be infected with your ills. I live outside your world. You see me and you quickly look away. Your children do the same. Your whisperings do not reach my ears. I will become your victim. Inside I am hollow. I walk apart from those you encountered before. I will not hold your hand because my hand has already been taken. Love doesn't like a mistress and my mistress does not share me with anyone. She has left her mark on me. What she has rought cannot be undone. You may drive the rest of the world to insanity but not me.For once my beloved removed the veil from infront of my eyes, I walked headlong into the darkness and into the insanity. I have hate in my heart and you will not remove it. I will not be drowned by your lies. It is my destiny to carry on without you and so I shall. I survive on the razors edge day in and day out. The flood gates of pain are forver open. It's waters flow through me. They carry me where you cannot reach me. Knock as much as you

1 Yr. Update
It has officially been one year since I became attached to oxygen tubes. UNM for now it seems is more of a fantasy than a reality. I miss my bad ass RA Sheena. I miss bumping DeathMetal followed by Too Live Crews "Hoochie Mamma" Having someone knock one my door to introduce themselves and seeing the look on their face when I whiteboy dressed in black from his head to his feet with braids answers the door. Since then I've have to learn to let go of a lot of things. Visiting Ms. Davis, and then visting my God Mother for a face to face about everything. Yes, people she is THAT important to me. I've had to miss out on a lot of great parties this summer but hopefully when my mother leaves I'll be able to make up for it. I've given up smoking and drinking regularly. I'll have a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 on handy for those nights that nightmares keep me awake. I miss out on a lot of spontaneous stuff. I've learned to let go of a life without pills. YES! Those kind. Nothing to hardcore, no

50 Inspirational Quotes That Make You Think
I’ve always have this penchant for inspirational positive quotes. It’s amazing what those mere strings of words can do. Seemingly simple. Yet interestingly profound. If you’ve some time today, I invite you to join me in this self discovery journey as we go through this 50 wonderful inspirational positive quotes. Indulge in the tranquil moment as you read with both your eyes and heart. Remember, eyes may provide sight. But it’s the heart which gives insight. Enjoy. “Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.” - Henri L. Bergson “I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.” – Hellen Keller “Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.” - Josh Billings “Even if you’re on the right track, you&r

Thoughts Of Days Gone By
Within my head are thoughts that are racing around like rats, trying to find their way out of a maze. I laid my head to rest this evening but my mind was so busy that it sounded like a million people all chattering at the same time. I tried quieting my thoughts, searched for that inner silence but it was like someone had waltzed right into my head from left to right and with it took away the peace. Here I sit, it is 2 a.m. and technically I should be asleep but here I sit with my eyes wide open. Staring at the screen as I write, almost in a daze like state of confusion. Not really sure why I am experiencing these feelings. Hmmmmm feelings, what am I really feeling? For starters, I am frustrated because I can't sleep. I love to sleep. When I sleep my dreams take me places I have never been. I experience another side of life that can only be found through soul travel. God, how I wish I could lay my head down and rest right now but yet at the very same moment I am in touch with what i

¢Às¢Àe¢Àx Thru My Eyes
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.2. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortab

Not Always Right | Fpelling Is Fimple
(I’m trying to instruct a caller how to visit a website.) Customer: “It says ‘page cannot be displayed’.” Me: “Okay, please go to google.com.” Customer: “Okay, it came up.” Me: “Alright, it looks like we got the address wrong the first time. Let’s try it again.” *I spell out the entire URL* Customer: “It’s still not working.” Me: “OK, could you please spell it back to me?” Customer: “H-T-T-P-F…” Me: “I see what happened here. At the beginning we need to put H-T-T-P-S as in ‘Sierra’.” Customer: “OK, H-T-T-P-F…” Me: “No, not F as in Frank, S as in Sam. S as in sample.” Customer: “H-T-T-P-F…” Me: “Sir, no, we need to make sure that it is an S as in Sierra.” S as in solution.” Customer: *really upset at this point* “YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! F AS IN SIE

Not Always Right | Sloth, Envy, Lust ....and Prepaid Gas
(We are a prepay station. A little old lady walks in.) Lady: “So what, I can’t get gas now because so many idiots drive off? What kind of world do we live in that a Christian doesn’t get treated right?” Me: “… I’m sorry, Ma’am, we lost over 75,000 gallons of gas last year due to drive offs.” Lady: “This is just stupid. Why don’t you just turn the d*** pump on? I’m filling up, I don’t know how much it’s going to take.” Me: “Ma’am, you can either leave your keys, a credit card, or an ID, and I’ll be more than happy to turn the pump on.” (The lady hands me a $20 bill.) Me: “Alright, I’ll just prepay this 20, and it’ll shut off for you when it hits 20.” Lady: “No no no. That’s my down-payment. Turn the pump on and I’ll come pay the rest.” (I sigh and turn the pump on, I’m really not supposed to, but at least I&

Not Always Right | Head Explodes In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Me: “Thank you for choosing ***, how may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, I would like the patty melt meal.” Me: “Okay, would you like the single or double meat?” Customer: “I just want it the way it comes.” Me: “Well, we have it in a single and a double meat.” Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!” (I didn’t want to piss her off anymore, so I just rang up the double meat. She eventually pulls to the first window.) Customer: “EXCUSE ME SIR! Why weren’t you listening?” Me: “I was, ma’am.” Customer: “NO YOU WEREN’T! I HAD TO TELL YOU 3 TIMES!” Me: “Ma’am, we have a double meat or a single meat of the burger. You wouldn’t answer my question.” Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!” (At this point, I’m just like screw it and I apologized and gave her the change.) Me: “Have a good–”

Not Always Right | He Who Eats Less, Laughs Best
(While I’m working, I see this teenage girl pull up in an really nice car. With her orange spray tan and expensive clothing, I could tell it would be interesting.) Me: “Hey, what could I get for you today?” Customer: “You’re going to make me a non-fat shake with non-fat mix, non-fat milk and non-fat chocolate. Me: “Oh, Ok…I’ll have that done for you in just a second.” (Right before I start to blend the shake, she speaks up:) Customer: “So since you work here, do you eat a lot of ice cream?” Me: “Well, I suppose I eat enough to be able to recommend stuff to customers….” Customer: “Well, you just look like you eat a lot of ice cream. You might want to quit your job before you get too fat.” Me: “Thanks for that advice.” (While my coworker rings her up, I proceed to add 5 pumps of chocolate syrup, extra chocolate chips, and tons of extra ingredients to her shake, putting i

Not Always Right | From Zero To Stupid In 10 Seconds
Customer: “Hi, I just brought this machine. I hooked it up as per the manual and it won’t turn on.” Me: “Did you plug it in?” Customer: “Of course. I’m not an idiot.” Me: “Did you turn off the surge-master?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Double-checked all the wires?” Customer: “For God’s sake, YES! It was fairly simple; it’s all color-coded. You’d have to be a moron to make a mistake.” Me: “OK…why don’t you tell me what you did?” Customer: “I unpacked it, plugged all the wires in, and then plugged it into my outlet.” Me: “Then?” Customer: “Then I put the accelerator on the floor and stepped on it.” Me: “…ma’am, there is no accelerator on your computer…” Customer: “Yes there is! It’s that thing that has two buttons on either side, and that little wheel on the bottom!

Not Always Right | She Fought The Law And The Law Won
(This is one of those chains that does gunned ear piercings. Gun piercings have MANY risks–embedding being one of them. A customer walks in with two children, ages 4 and 7.) Customer: “The stone fell out of her earring. Can you put a new one in?” Me: *examines ear* “Ma’am, the earring is embedded in your daughter’s ear. You need to go to the doctor. I can’t help you.” Customer: “No, stone fall out of earring, we just need new one.” Me: “No, ma’am. You see, putting the back on too tight like this pulls the front of the earring INTO the earlobe and it becomes stuck.” Customer: “Okay, you take out.” Me: “You aren’t getting it…it is stuck inside her ear. A doctor needs to cut her ear open with a scalpel and retrieve the earring.” Customer: *freaks out and starts stringing expletives together* (I retrieve her waiver to show her where she signed in FOUR places stating sh

I Scream, You Scream We All Scream
Customer: “Oh, look at all this yummy gelato!” Me: “Yes ma’am, the front row is gelato and the back row is ice cream.” Customer: “Okay, I want butter pecan.” (Butter pecan is in the back row, so it’s an ice cream. I scoop it for her.) Customer: “Well, this is just delicious. Do you have any regular ice cream and not gelato?” Me: “Yes ma’am. Like I said before, the back row is ice cream.” Customer: *stops eating suddenly* “What? But I wanted gelato!” Me: “Ma’am, I told you which ones were the gelatos. I can get you something else.” Customer: “But, but, but I wanted gelato!” Customer’s husband: “Quit your b****in’, I’ll eat it at home.”

Not Always Right | Airheaded
(A man and his girlfriend are standing towards the front of the line to board an airplane. I’m a passenger who overhears their conversation.) Airline employee: “We are now boarding numbers 1 through 30.” (The man begins to walk away, but his girlfriend stays put.) Girlfriend: “Where are you going?” Man: “They called numbers 1 through 30.” Girlfriend: “But my number is 6!”

Not Always Right | Airheaded Part 2
Customer: “My son let go of the balloons. I need more.” Me: “I’m sorry, sir, that takes a long time to do and were very busy now. It will take at least an hour.” Customer: “But the party is now! What the f*** am I supposed to do with no balloons?” Me: “I’m sorry, sir, it takes a while. I will do them as fast as possible.” (He leaves and I start to fill up so many balloons my fingers are red.) Customer: “About time!” Me: “Okay, sir. I’m sorry you lost the balloons, so I took 25% off.” Customer: “You’re charging me for these?!” Me: “Yes, you are buying more balloons.” Customer: “But I just paid for balloons, and they flew away.” Me: “I’m sorry, but you bought them and you’re buying more. I need to charge you.” Customer: “But this was your fault! You shouldn’t have made them so… floaty!” Me: “

Not Always Right | Airheaded Part 3
Manager: “May I help you?” Customer: “I would like to return these wind chimes. They don’t work.” Manager: “Okay, are they broken?” Customer: “No, they just don’t work.” Manager: “Well, where did you hang them?” Customer: “On my back porch.” Manager: “Well, they should work just fine there.” Customer: “They don’t… my husband and I sit on the porch and no there is no sound from the chimes!” Manager: “Is your porch screened in? That could reduce the wind.” Customer: “No, it’s glassed in…” Manager: “… I believe I know what the problem is.” Customer: “Can you fix it?” Manager: “No, but I can sell you a fan!”

Global Yahoo Maps Software Can Able To Open Almost Any Mapping File Format! It Is Vey User-free, Use It As You Wish!
YAHOO MAPS is a stunning utility programmed on demand to meet all your distance and area calculation needs. It has the greatest newest features and solution for mapping. You may draw and calculate geographical distances very easily by this greatest software. This YAHOO MAPS software is very user free. The functionality of this software is too much to be listed! Use this software as you wish! You can analysis as well as for contrast adjustment, calculations and elevation querying. For more information just visit…. YAHOO MAPS

Not Always Right | Now That's What I Call Customer Service
(A customer used to come into the store about once or twice a month. She walks up to the new releases, and then proceeds into the center of the store where we don’t have many security cameras and stuffs the movies into her purse. We knew she had been doing it for quite some time, but we legally aren’t allowed to stop her. However, we got a new manager.) Me: “Just leave her alone, she’ll be gone soon.” Manager: “Watch this.” (The manager walks up to the woman as she finishes stuffing the movies into her purse.) Manager: *smiling* “Good evening, ma’am, can I help you steal anything else today?” (The customer goes white and runs out of store. She never shows up again.)

Not Always Right | In-conceivablt Kooky
(A little old lady approaches me as I am tidying up some shelves.) Customer: “Excuse me, miss, but I can’t find your Columbia Crest Cabernet?” Me: *I point to the shelf above me* “It’s right there.” Customer: “Oh my, I feel so foolish!” Me: “Not at all. It’s a big store and can get a little confusing, even for me.” Customer: “Now what about some Hess Cabernet?” Me: (I walk her to where it is and take the bottle down for her.) Customer: “I LOVE you!” Me: “Hehe, no problem!” (I see the check-out lines at the front of the store are full, so I follow her up to help at the registers. After a few customers, she comes through my line.) Customer: “You can take my money too?! Amazing!” Me: *laughs* “Yes, I have many skills.” Customer: “What are some of your other talents?” Me: “Well, I can sing!” Customer: “You can CONCEIVE?!&

Not Always Right | Is The Mouse Moving Or Am I Moving?
Me: “Okay, so what seems to be the problem?” Caller: “Well, it’s my son’s computer, it’s… smoking.” Me: “It’s smoking? Is it making a loud beeping sound or is it hot? Anything else that would indicate that it’s on fire?” Caller: “No! It’s not hot or anything. In fact, it seems to work just fine, but after it being on for about two or three minutes it starts to smoke.” Me: “Okay… well, shut the machine down, unplug it, and then hold down the power button for about ten seconds.” Caller: “Ok. Got it. Now what?” Me: “Ok, open the case and take a look inside. Does anything look melted or cracked or–” Caller: “Oh…” Me: “You found the problem?” Caller: *angry* “Oooh yeah. There’s… uh… there’s a little plastic bag taped to the inside of the case… full of dried green stuff.&rdquo

Not Always Right | Aaa Men, Brotha
(When I was a teenager I worked in a skateboard shop in the mall. I was working with my buddy and we see a loud, filthy group of guys coming down the hall towards our store.) Loud, filthy customer #1: ”You guys sell hackie sacks, the kind with sand in ‘em?” Me: ”Yup, right there.” *pointing* Loud, filthy customer #2: “What’s the return policy?” Me: “Thirty days with a receipt.” Loud, filthy customer #2: ”So, if I shoot this hackie sack with mah sawed-off 12-gauge and run it over in mah truck, you’ll still take it back? HAW HAW!” Me: ”Heh, no. Thanks, guys.” (They leave. All the while, my coworker has been there, arms crossed, not moving an inch, with a cold, dead, angry stare.) Coworker: ”Cousins need to STOP f***ing.” (I’d never laughed so hard in my life.)

Not Always Right | Getting A Word In Edgewise
Customer: “I want to see that brooch.” Me: “Here it is–” Customer: “How much is it?” Me: “Well, it’s–” Customer: “You don’t need to know where I get my money from!” Me: “Oh, okay. Well, it costs–” Customer: “I’m on a disability pension.” Me: “It costs thirty–” Customer: “And it’s none of your business why!” Me: “Thirty five dol–” Customer: “I had an accident and broke my leg.” Me: “…” Customer: “Do you want to know why I’m buying this?” Me: “Umm… no, it’s okay.” Customer: “BECAUSE GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!”

Not Always Right | Not The Crema Of The Cropa
Customer: “Hi, I’d like a decaf espresso.” Me: “Certainly, ma’am.” (I deliver the espresso to the table.) Customer: “Excuse me, but asked for decaf.” Me: “Yes ma’am.” Customer: “But this isn’t decaf.” Me: “I assure you, madam, that it is decaf. We use different machines for decaf and regular.” Customer: *gesturing at the crema* “But I can SEE the caffeine!”

Not Always Right | Soggy Software
(This call came in shortly after Hurricane Katrina.) Customer: “My computer isn’t working.” Me: “It’s not working, or your service isn’t working?” Customer: “My computer itself will not turn on.” Me: “Well, since it’s not a service-related problem, I can’t really help you with fixing it. When was the last time it worked?” Customer: “Well, we had to evacuate for a few days, and then we came back to clean up. I fished the computer out of the swimming pool and let it dry out, then got it hooked back up.” Me: “Yeah, that’s not gonna work.”

Not Always Right | Grab Bag: Alaskan Cruise
(I worked briefly in one of the regional offices for a cruise line. One of my jobs was to read all customer comment cards from the end of their tours and cruises and enter the comments into our database.) 1. “Please cut down some of the trees in Denali National Park. It is difficult to see the forest because these trees are in the way.” 2. “There are a lot of old cars scattered all over the place. Can you please remove them? They look ugly.” 3. “I wanted to see Mt. McKinley but it was raining and too cloudy. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 4. “I couldn’t swim in the outside pool on the cruise ship because it was raining the entire trip. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 5. “I didn’t like the reindeer sausage you served on the train. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 6. “I wanted to see the wildlife tour, but 5:00 am is way too early for me to wake up while I’m on va

Not Always Right | You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink When...
Customer: “I’ll have a margarita please.” (I get a margarita and serve it to the woman.) Customer: “Excuse me, miss? Can I please have another margarita? This one doesn’t have enough quatilia in it.” Me: “Ma’am, your drink is strong, I can guarantee it.” Customer: “How do you know there is enough quatilia in this?” Me: “Because you said “quatilia.” Customer: “Yeah, and?” Me: “It’s called ‘tequila.’” (Customer face turns a nice shade of crimson.)

Not Always Right | And They Say Time Travel Is Impossible
Customer: ”How much longer is your department open today?” Me: “Two hours.” Customer: “Oh… uhm, you on Mountain Time, then?” Me: “No, we’re on Pacific.” Customer: “I’m in Mountain time, so in reality, you’re only there another hour.” Me: “Sir, seriously, we’re here another two hours regardless of what time zone you’re in.”

Not Always Right | It's How Old Folks Say I Love You
(I’m ringing up a young man’s order. There’s an older regular customer drinking coffee at a table across from our counter.) Me: “Okay, your total comes to $5.63.” Young man: “Oh, all I have is $5. I left my wallet at home.” Older customer: “What’s he short, a dollar? Here, I’ll give him a dollar. Come here kid.” (The young man walks over to the older customer’s table to get the dollar.) Young man: “Thank you, thank you so–” Older customer: “WHY DON’T YOU GET A F***ING JOB?!” Young man: *runs out of the store*

Not Always Right | And Here's To You, Fido Robinson
Me: “Hello, Mrs. ***, how can I help you?” Customer: “I’m very upset because you have my dog’s name before my last name here on this check-in sheet!” Me: “Well, that’s because we print out the pet’s first name and your last name so we know who the pet belongs to.” Customer: “But this is horrible! It is though you are saying I am married to my dog! I’m not into bestiality!” Me: “No, it is more that we are trying to say that you are like the pet’s parent.” Customer: “You are saying that I gave birth to a dog?!” Me:” No…I’m really sorry, but the computer prints out the pet’s first and the owner’s last name. It is part of the system and I cannot change it.” Customer: “It’s the computer’s fault?” Me: “Yes. I am so sorry, but I cannot change the program. It does this for every pet.” Customer: “Then

Not Always Right | I'm In Your Hubz Burnin Up Your Portz
Me: “Welcome to *** support, how can I help you?” Customer: “One of my computers doesn’t have internet.” Me: “Okay, is it in a hub?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Can you try a different port?” (I hear scuffling in the background.) Customer: “It works now.” Me: “Well, great. That port on your hub must be burned out. Just order a new hub from your admin, or use this port instead.” Customer: “But why?” Me: “Because it’s burned out.” Customer: “I know, but why is burned out?” Me: “…” Customer: “I like this port! How could it be burned out?” Me: “It just is. It’s like reaching into a bag of chips and getting that green one: sometimes it just happens.” Customer: “That’s chips, this is a hub! I want to know why it burned out! Tell me why!” Me: “I don’t know! Terrorists or somet

Free Gas: No Joke, Check Out The Site
I have found a GREAT site. You fill out a questionaire to see if you qualify and if you do then you can receive money for free each month. I've also included some other sites that may be helpful some to people. This is NO joke...... Check It For Yourself... Let Me Know What You Think! Welcome to the Free Gas USA Inc. We are America's only national nonprofit gasoline grant assistance provider. If you are a low-income United States citizen in need of gasoline to drive to work, medical appointments, take the kids to school or even to buy groceries, we are the program for you. Grants are awarded monthly to prequalified candidates based on level of income, need, circumstance and the availability of grant funding. To determine if you qualify for a grant, please complete the questionnaire that is provided at the bottom of our Services page. Thank you and good luck. http://www.freegasusa.org/index.html Patient Advocate Foundation Mission of Mercy, Inc. - Offers fre

Not Always Right | It's Why Some People Have Children.
(A man comes in with about 4 children running about behind him. He comes up to the counter.) Me: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Yeah…I’m looking for some *whispers*…porn.” Me: “You mean adult movies?” Customer: “Yeah, I guess.” Me: “Sorry, we don’t stock those here.” Customer: “What?!” Me: “There are some stores in the town centre. Perhaps you can try there?” Customer: “I want some porn now! What kind of store is this?” Me: “I apologise, but we don’t stock adult movies.” Customer: “This is ridiculous, I only want to watch some porn with my wife.” Me: “Sorry, this is a family store.” Customer: “MAYBE IT’S FOR THE KIDS TOO! ” (Customer storms out with all 4 children jumping around behind him as I stand there dumbfounded.)

Thank You
Just a quick note. I have made some good friends on fubar over the last couple years.Some of you a bit more than others. And still a few that I will always cherish and hold in my heart as true friends. You know who you are. I thank you for standing by me and giving me support throughout my recent health ordeal. The last few months I have been feeling very good and thought maybe I had gotten through this mess, but the doctors just wouldn't give me a clean bill of health. Monday I had some more tests done. They did not come out the way I had hoped. I'm not going to get into speculations as to the extent of the problem here today, as the doctors don't know how extensive it is. Suffice it to say, its not over and it doesnt look like it will be anytime soon. I will not be on fubar much anymore but will drop in once in a while to let you know how things are going. There are a couple of you that I will call frequently to let you know my progress. Love you guys. Take care of yourselves.

I'm Sorry...and I Wish You Knew I Was Talking To You...
but you don't...because you won't see...or you don't care...I don't know what I did so wrong to make you so angry with me...I do my best not to step on anyone's feelings on here...God knows it's happened enough to me...but I feel I've done something very wrong and lost a good friend...I just don't understand and I can't talk to you...I would have to admit why this is hurting me so much and I can't do that...It's my secret to keep...The same as I can't tell the real reason why I'm giving up the profile I worked so hard on...Giving up the friends who have forgotten I exist...Oh well...I'm happy where I am right now...And if I had it to do over...I wouldn't change a thing...Except for knowing what I did to make you turn your back on me...You couldn't have hurt me more if you drove a knife thru my heart...But if that's the way you want it to be...I have no choice but to accept it...I don't and won't beg for forgiveness for the real or imagined wrongs...I'll just say "I'm sorry"

Not Always Right | If It's So Easy, Do It Yourself.
(We get a phone call on a Thursday night in December, the busiest season in catering.) Customer: “May I speak to the owner?” Me: “This is the owner. How may I help you?” Customer: “NO, I mean the guy who is the owner.” Me: “That’s my husband. I’m sorry, he is busy at the moment. Is there something I can help you with?” Customer: “I need a catering menu emailed.” Me: “I can certainly do that for you. When is your event?” Customer: ”Saturday.” Me: “This Saturday? Like two days from now?” Customer: ”Yes.” Me: “Well, I apologize but we are completely booked for this Saturday.” Customer: “That’s why I wanted to talk to the other owner. I spoke to him two weeks ago and he said you were not booked.” Me: “We weren’t booked two weeks ago, but we are now.” Customer: “Well, I’ve already sent out the invita

Not Always Right | It's About The Destination, Not The Journey
Customer: “Yeah, I went to order your cream online and there’s a problem. It asked for my name and address. I want to order anonymously.” Me: “Well, we would have to have your name and address to able to ship you anything.” Customer: “Why? Me: “We need to know where to ship it to.” Customer: “Really?!”

Not Always Right | And The Cycle Starts Anew
(A customer stomps into my store and starts yelling at me.) Customer: “I had an allergic reaction to a Vanilla Ice Blended from the store in [other location] and the manager there said I could have whatever I wanted here for free.” Me: “I’m sorry to hear about that. Do you have a receipt?” Customer: “I had to drive out to Cedars-Sinai last night and I was there until four in the morning! The people at [other location] said I could have anything I wanted! I had an allergic reaction!” Me: “Well, then… what would you like?” Customer: “I want two Vanilla Ice Blendeds…”

Not Always Right | Hmm...i Think Someone Made A Phone Call
Customer: “Yes, I’d like… some pine.” Me: “Okay. What size do you need?” Customer: “Oh, just a regular board.” Me: “No problem. But lumber comes in different sizes. What size would you like?” Customer: “Just a regular size.” Me: “I’m sorry, but there really isn’t a ‘regular size.’ Did you want to check and find out what size you needed?” Customer: “No, I just need an average size piece of wood.” Me: “Maybe I could show you our lumber so you could see which one looks right?” Customer: “Look, I just want a piece of pine! Or uh… fir. Or spruce.” Me: “Maybe you’re looking for 2 inch thick lumber? Or is it just 1 inch, like shelving board?” Customer: “No, that’s too short.” Me: “That’s how thick the lumber is. The shortest we carry is 6 feet. What is the board being used for?”

Untitled
My life is useless and I'm no longer needed. I should have heeded the call when death came to chat. In constant pain for many years. Physically, mentally, and emotionally distressed. Tears through the years, many never veiled. Living in constant fear of what he may do. I sleep very little and very light. The only comfort I find in life is the sweet darkness of night. Tired of the pain, lonliness and despair. I now say goodbye for I now know. No one ever really cared. M.A.S. 9/28/09

Not Always Right | Trust Me...he'll Wake Up For This
(The fire alarm is going off at our extended-stay hotel. I get a call at the front desk.) Hotel Guest: ”What is that sound?” Me: ”That’s the fire alarm ma’am, please evacuate the building.” Hotel Guest: “Well, can you please turn it off? My son is sleeping.” Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. Only the Fire Department can, once they inspect the building. Please take your son and evacuate the building immediately.” Hotel Guest: ”I can’t do that, he’s sleeping!” Me: *bangs head on the counter*

Not Always Right | Copycat...copy Dogs..copy Sheep
Customer: “I need a book on cloning.” Me: “OK - would you like a book on the ethics of cloning, or maybe the history of it?” Customer: “No, I need a how-to book on cloning animals.” Me: “Um…cloning is a pretty complicated process. You’ll need several years of college education to be able to clone an animal.” Customer: “No you don’t! That’s just what we’ve been told! I read about it, and you can do it with a turkey baster in your kitchen!” Me: “I think you’re thinking of artificial insemination…” Customer: “NO I’M NOT! I NEED TO CLONE MY DOG!” Me: “…” Customer: “I have a boy dog, and I love him very much, but he’s a bad dog. I heard that girl dogs are much nicer, so I want to clone my dog and make a girl dog! STOP HIDING THE BOOKS FROM ME!!!” Me: *points to back corner* “Our science section is that way.

Not Always Right | Behind Every New Sign Is Someone Stupid
(I work in the mail room of a large corporate law firm filled with Harvard grad attorneys.) Attorney: “I’m needing to send a fax and this machine has a problem!” Me: “Okay, let me help you with that.” Attorney: “This machine doesn’t have a dash button!” Me: “I’m sorry, a dash button?” Attorney: “Yeah, like in the instructions, 201 DASH 555 DASH 1234…” (After this incident we had to go back and change ALL the signs for the fax machines on every floor to say “Do not include the dash”.)

Not Always Right | The Store My Friend Is Blowing In The Wind
Customer: *on the phone* “I’ve been trying to order a book from your store in Palm Harbor for the last two days, but they never pick up the phone!” Me: “OK, what number are you calling?” (The customer gives me the number and I check our records. She has been calling the right number.) Customer: “I’ve been calling and calling and they never, EVER answer! It’s so unprofessional! I need you to contact them for me.” Me: “Well, to be honest, if they never pick up for you, they’re not going to pick up for me either, but I’ll see if our manager has a suggestion.” Customer: “Well, obviously you should try calling on the employee line!” Me: “We don’t have that, ma’am. We call each other’s stores with the same numbers you’re using.” Customer: “When you get through to them, tell them I want them to order this item…” (The customer gives me all the

Not Always Right | Bagging For Trouble
(I was standing in line behind a group of girls who had bought a pack of pencils.) First girl: “Can we get a bag?” Cashier: “I’m sorry, I’ve already given you one. I’m afraid I can’t give you another.” Second girl: “Why not? The woman ahead of us got three bags!” Cashier: “Yes, and all three of them were full. I can’t give you another bag.” First girl: “That is bull****! You gave her all those bags and can’t fork over one more for me?! ” Cashier: “I’m sorry… no, I can’t. She needed the bags for the items she purchased. ” (The third girl grabs a pack of gum and throws it on the counter.) Third girl: “Fine. If we get this, can we get another bag?” Cashier: “No, you can fit that in your first bag. There are other customers wait–” First girl: “F*** you! You’re just doin’ this ‘cuz we’re teenagers

Not Always Right | Who's Got The Power Now
Me: “How can I help you?” Irate Caller: “Yes, I just purchased one of your wireless routers and your stupid tech support in India just told me I have to plug it into an outlet.” Me: “Uh… yes, ma’am. It needs to be plugged into an outlet to get electrical power.” Irate Caller: “I purchased a WIRELESS router, so it shouldn’t require wires! Doesn’t it use batteries or something?” Me: “No, ma’am, ‘wireless’ means you don’t need wires between the computer and the router.” Irate Caller: “Wireless means WIRE-LESS! If this thing has to be plugged in with a wire, I want a full refund!” Me: “If the product isn’t what you expected, I suggest you return the device to your local retailer.” Irate Caller: “NO! That’s not good enough! They won’t take it back because it’s been opened! I want you to give me a refund!” Me: “

Not Always Right | Welcome To Retail
Me: “Hello this is Kevin.” Customer: “YOU SON OF A B****, YOU SOLD ME A DEFECTIVE MONITOR! I never in my life have had to deal with such bull s*** in my life. I don’t know what type of f***ing black magic you did to make it work at the store, but–” Me: “Ma’am, did you push the power button? Customer: “… Oh, thank you.” *click* Me: *sigh* Supervisor: “Yo dude, what’s up?” Me: “I need a raise…”

Not Always Right | So That's The Difference
Me: “Ma’am, are you ready to order?” Customer: “Yes…how many pieces come in the grilled chicken meal?” Me: “It comes with one, but we can put on a second for $2 extra, no problem at all.” Customer: “Okay, do that, then.” Me: “Yes, ma’am. That comes with two sides, what would you like?” Customer: “Just give me a double order of the steamed veggies, please. I’m a vegetarian.” Me: *surprised* ”All right, well, are you sure you want the chicken, then? It’s made of actual meat….” Customer: *angrily* “I said I’m VEGETARIAN, not a damn VEGAN!” Me: “…yes, ma’am, my apologies.” (I then retreat to the back to enter in her order. As I do so, the manager walks up.) Manager: “You look annoyed; something wrong?” Me: “Just wishing we served alcohol…I could use a shot.”

Not Always Right | The Lion, The Witch And The Supply Closet
(Note: The women’s bathroom in our store has a large handicapped stall which also holds an 8 foot tall locked wooden storage cabinet for supplies. ) Coworker: “Thanks for calling *** Coffee, how can I help you?” Customer: “Hi, is this *** Coffee?” Coworker: “Yes it is, how can I help you?” Customer: “This is the *** Coffee in *** Square?” Coworker: “Yes, it is.” Customer: “The one with the bathroom?” Coworker: “Uhhh… yes?” Customer: “Oh, well, I’m calling from the women’s room. The door is locked and I cant get out.” Coworker: “Well, if you turn the handle of the door and pull it should open.” Customer: “There is no handle! I’m locked in!” Coworker: “Okay, I’ll have someone over in a moment.” Coworker, to me: “Ummm… so some lady locked herself in the bathroom and can’t get out.” Me

Not Always Right | Be Prepared For.....some Womanly Advice
(Note: I’m a teenager and doing Girl Scout fund raising by bagging at a local grocery store. All the other lanes had baggers, leaving me at self-check out. A customer notices me reaching for his items.) Customer: “I… uh… please… uh… DON’T!” (I notice his purchase consists of condoms, roses, and chocolates.) Me: “Oh! So, anniversary, or did you just piss her off?” Customer: “The second.” Me: “That bad, eh?” Customer: “Yeah, and she hasn’t given me any since! What kind of bulls*** is that?” Me: “When did this start happening?” Customer: “Like a week ago! I don’t even know what I did wrong!” Me: “Don’t you think it’s a bit early for these?” *holds up the box of condoms* Customer: *sarcastically* “What would a Girl Scout know anyways? Since you’re the expert, why don’t you tell me what to do?” (I t

Malaysia Web Company
seo consultant seo company seo services malaysia seo malaysia seo services malaysia seo company seo singapore seo consultant singapore seo services singapore seo company malaysia web design malaysia website design malaysia web design services malaysia web design company singaopre web design singapore website design web design in singapore singapore web design services architectural model makers model makers malaysia model makers model maker in malaysia malaysia web hosting boiler chemical treatment boiler chemical

Not Always Right | How Oj Might Order Oj
Customer at a drive-through: “Do you have orange juice, not an orange drink?” Me: “Yes, we have orange juice.” Customer: “I asked if you have orange juice, not an orange drink!” Me: “And I said we do have orange juice…” Customer, yelling: “Why don’t you answer my question!” Me: “I did…twice…” Customer: “F**k you! I don’t need to take this!” Me: “Oooookay then…”

Not Always Right | The Joy Of Sex (ism) Part 3
(I’m a male to female transsexual working in a call center. My name is an androgynous name, so I still use the male name when greeting customers for legal reasons.) Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, K***y speaking. How can I help you today?” Sexist Caller: “You can’t help me. Get me someone who can.” Me: “I’m sure I can assist you sir, what is the problem today?” Sexist Caller: “I ain’t talking to you!” Me: “What’s the problem?” Sexist Caller: “I ain’t talking to no girl.” (This caused me to both be glad that my voice passes for female on the phone, but really pissed me off cause of how horrible it was…but I would have my revenge…) Me: “I’m terribly sorry to hear that sir, are you sure?” Sexist Caller: “Get me a man, God d**n it!* Me: “Okay sir, let me see what I can do. Please hold.” (I proceed to put him on hol

Not Always Right | A State Of Mindlessness
(Note: I’m providing tech support over the phone to a customer.) Me: “Okay, so we’re just going to need your phone number before I can go any further.” Caller: “Okay, it’s **** ****.” Me: “…and your area code?” Caller: “Huh?” Me: “What state are you in?” Caller: “Say again?” Me: “What state?” Caller: “Sober?”

Not Always Right | Think Unsexy Thoughts
Elderly Female: “I didn’t know they had digital scales.” Me: *rings through scale* “Yup, they’re pretty cool.” Elderly Female: “Are they accurate?” Me: “I believe so, they measure to one decimal place too so it’s more accurate to read than a normal scale.” Elderly Female: “Oh that’s so lovely!!! I’m going to go home now and weigh myself naked!!!” Me: *bad bad image in head*

He Wants To Make A Sexy Time
->phildiddy24: wouldn't I be making myself cum though?phildiddy24: i can make u cum more on the phone then u can in sex->phildiddy24: is there a point to this?phildiddy24: is ur mind mostly in the gutter?->phildiddy24: well I can have real sex, so I don't need phone sexphildiddy24: wat now?->phildiddy24: when I wasn't married....100phildiddy24: 1-100 how much do u like phonesex?->phildiddy24: hiphildiddy24: hi there

Not Always Right | One Bad Joke Deserves Another
(I was once a ticket taker at a movie theater. The passageway to the restrooms looked exactly like the passageways to the auditoriums, and it had a small marquee above it, just like an auditorium. Naturally, the marquee displayed the word “Restrooms.”) 2,137th patron who thinks he is making an original joke, pointing at the “Restrooms” marqee: “Is that film any good?” Me, getting tired of the lame joke: “I thought it was OK, but the reviews have been in the toilet.”

Not Always Right | Dumb, Dumber, Dumberest
(I’m waiting in the movie ticket line and overhear three teenage girls having a conversation.) Girl #1: “What is the mat-in-ee?” Girl #2: “That’s like, a sea creature, right?” Girl #3: “OMG, you are so stupid! Its like when you get a discount because your dad is, like, in the military or something.” Girl #1: “OMG, I’m so stupid!” Girl #3: “Yeah, you should pay more attention to your surroundings!”

Not Always Right | God Ma'amit!
Me: “Good afternoon, ma’am, how can I help you?” Customer: “Don’t call me ma’am, that’s rude! that’s like me calling you stupid!” Me: “I apologize… I was just trying to be courteous.” Customer: “I want to speak to the manager.” Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?” Customer: “You’re stupid, and he’s stupid, and everybody that works here is stupid! I’m leaving!” Me: “Have a great day, ma’am!”

Not Always Right | If At First You Don't Succeed, White Lie Again
(Note: I help callers with connection problems to our wireless zones along train lines.) Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?” Caller: “I can’t access your network!” Me: “I’m sorry about that, let me help you. Where are you currently, sir?” Caller: “I’m traveling in between [city] and [another city].” Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, but there is maintenance being done in that zone. You will have to wait 20 minutes until you are back in a working zone.” Caller: “What can I do?” Me: “Just wait till the train is a bit farther on, and you will have a connection again.” Caller: “This is terrible! Where’s your manager?” Me: “Sir, it’s 4 am so I’m the only one working.” (The customer hangs up, but then calls back again.) Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?” Caller: “F***!” (Once again, he hangs up,

Not Always Right |this Is....spyware
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.” Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?” Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.” Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.” Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.” Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.” Customer: “300?! Is that bad?” Me: “It’s horrible. They cram t

Bad Boy For Life Lyrics
Aiyyo, you ready?Let's do it {*music starts*}Mmm, yeah..Yeah.. c'monI'm the definition of: half man, half drugsAsk the clubs - Bad Boy, that's whassupAfter bucks, crush crews after usNo games, we ain't laughin muchNothin but big thangs, check the hitlistHow we twist shit, what changed but the name?We still here, you rockin wit the bestDon't worry if I write rhymes - I write checks (hah!)Who's the boss? Dudes is lostDon't think cause I'm iced out, I'ma cool offWho else but me? (who else?) And if you don't feel methat mean you can't touch me, it's ugly, trust meGet it right dawg, we ain't ever leftWe just, moved in silence and repped to the death (yeah)It's official, I survived what I been throughY'all got drama, "The Saga Continues..."[Chorus]We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhereWe can't be stopped now, cause this Bad Boy for LifeWe ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhereWe can't be stopped now, cause this Bad Boy for Life[Black Rob]Hey yo straight from the Harlem streets

Yeah Lyrics
Peace up!A Town Down![Lil' Jon:]Yeah, Ok! (Usher!)Lil' Jon![Usher:]Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 1):]In the club with my homies, tryin to get a little V-I, keep it down on the low key, (LOW KEY) cause you know how it feels. (HEY, HEY)I saw shorty she was checkin' up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear, thank that she knew me. (KNEW ME)So we decided to chill (OKAY)Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin' like she's ready to blow! (Watch Out!,oh, Watch Out!)She's sayin' come get me (come get me),So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,when I told her, I said[Usher (Chorus):]Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low, sayin come and get meYeah (yeah) I got so caught up, I forgot she told meYeah (yeah) her and my girl were the best of homiesYeah (yeah) Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screamin':Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 2):]So she's all up in my head no

You Don't Like It You Do It.
Okay lately my roommates's mother has been coming over and been dictating on how I live and raise my kids I don't like that it pisses me off and she went over the deep end tonight. Let me explain something and tell me if this wrong. Okay My eldest and my middle haven't took a nap. My middle started to get really cranky and wanted to lay down and then said that she wasn't going to go to sleep. So she was sitting there. crying and crying to were she was screaming. she told me not to hold her cause that would cause her to go to sleep. So after his mother left I have decied that since she wants to do this way I am going to put up a sign stating. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY MY HOUSE LOOKS OR IS CLEANED THEN YOU CLEAN IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY i RAISE MY KIDS THEN YOU HANDLE THEM. iF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO CLEAN OR HANDLE MY KIDS THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!! I am sorry but, I can't do it I am afraid that I am going to end up in jail and I don't want that to happen.

This So Kicks Ass!
St. Petersburg Times reports that Margaret Priebe is 85 years old and a huge METALLICA fan. She's going to the band's October 3 show at the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa, Florida with her son, Jim Priebe. While Margaret was fighting cancer - and getting chemo - she'd stay up late and listen to METALLICA on her MP3 player, especially the band's live recording with the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. She says the heavy metal band got her through the tough times. "I always liked rock music," Priebe said. "I love drums, and I like the way they play." "I like METALLICA - there's nothing wrong with them," Margaret added. "People think I'm weird. But I'm sorry, I like it loud." Read the entire report from St. Petersburg Times. (http://www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/at-85-a-largo-woman-still-rocks-mdash-to-metallica/1040543)

Echoing Undone.
There's a sense of poison in altruism.Marked with callous dishwasher efficiencyelbow length gloves, chipped cheap ceramicsscalding veins of undercurrent on the wordand the word is none too flattering.My fingers always got pruneywhere the hard parts had gone softlike boiled prunes, easy to pierce and tear with my nailspeeling the dead flesh. Making a neat hefty pile.Like I'm starting a collectionor preparing some crude mural.I'm not sure what its forcomemorative, mourning, celebratoryobligatory?gratuitous?Something grotesque, you'll no doubt petition to have destroyed.Another voice, another cross and martyr to burn.Fitting for any new and cutting edge religion.Fitting of any king born sovereign of none.Just a pleasant dream slipping through me.Just the sound of your footsteps and keys in your hand.Nothing I can do about it now

Help!
I need to find web sites to find out information on criminal back ground checks that are free to do! If you know of any please let me know this is very important! This is not a joke, and should be treated as such!

A Winter Poem
There is a time for love and laughterThe days will pass like summer stormsThe winter wind will follow afterBut there is love,and love is warm There is a time for us to wonderWhen time is young and so are weThe woods are greener over yonderThe path is new,The world is freeThere is a time when leaves are fallingThe woods are grey,The paths are oldThe snow will come when geese are callingWe need a fire against the coldThere is a time for us to wonderWhen time is young and so are weThe woods are greener over yonderThe path is new,The world is freeThe path is new,The world is free

Blastoff Starts Oct. 12, 2009
BlastOff begins October 12, 2009 at 11:59 pm. Please join us in this historical event. You can test drive BlastOff right now at: http://my.blastoffnetwork.com/josiahburks02 Videos About BlastOff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7Fuwl2O2Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG3JYfWv7Q8

Stupid Ex?
So, I was in a hurry to get out of the door the other day when wtf! The cell starts ringing. Rather than dropping everything to answer the cell, I figured I would just let the voice mail grab it for me and return the call later. THEN wtf! Ring Ring! All over again! Actually... It was Stone Sour, but dramatics call more for a Ring Ring! lol I drop everything, dig in my handbag, find the phone, and do not have any idea whose number that was! So, I figure okay, and answer it. It was my ex. Mind you, when I answered the phone and he said "Laura? This is John." I wanted to say "Your timing still sucks," and hang up. But he beat me to the punch and said "I got married." I said "Okay, so what?" He says "Well we can't talk anymore." It dawned on me at the moment why we stopped going out. He is ignorant. My reply was "Oh, can I have your address? I need to send you guys cards, one to congratulate you on finding the dumbest woman on earth and one of sympathies to her for finding the dumbest

Prison
I am in prison, but this prison not steel or rock, This prison, the one that was given to me on the day of my birth, The weak flesh and bone tell not who I am the many scars I carry both Outside and in build the backbone of the book that is my life. Though they Do not tell who I am, As It ages the walls of this prison crumble and crack And turn to dust. The Warden of the prison is a cold and tattered thing That for its pleaser would put you in a hole and dangle the one thing, the Apex of your desire just out of reach, and if by some chance you were to Get ever so close to it would yank back and belt out in glee HA. For Life without Love is... is a more painful sentence than death, so here In my prison I wait for you, the one who holds the key.

Finally ! The Man Of My Dreams
I thought I did something for him to leave me But he told me that could never be I just needed to find me and I realized he was my destiny I finally know now we were destined to be free I hid my feelings for so long never in a million years did I know it would be so strong I should have told him long ago we could have started instead of prolonged thinking it would be wrong Our ages was the key never did that matter to me We will be Man and Wife some day this time for Life

Please Vote For My Puppy
hello all, as you know i have many pets that i love dearly. Recently I had to sell my dear cockatoo due to new rules by landlord.but i am allowed to have a dog and have gotten my self a baby puppy he is a shitzu 3 mths old and god such a sweetheart i need your help with votes to win prize money to go towards trike as i took it out one day and the engine went my luck. well here is the link you can vote once a day i need votes before sunday then they start a new week and we start over lol. i will post a new pic for next week thank you for reading and voting Vote for Oreo in the Cutest Dog Competition - Cute dogs photos

Building Boundaries Sensual Nature!
Inside every beating heart , Beneath the skin,There lie's a perfect being , Deep in the soul,Aching to break free , from life's occasional misery,Keep your head hold high through turbulent times.Dry up those tears you once shed, Don't turn to lead,Once in a while we need to break free, Smile with glee,Look forward to the future , Not with dread,Withing each pool of water there's a life form born.From the darkest skie's, there's always a new sunrise,A sparkle of hope for those friends who are wise,Lay down your weapons & fist's , Keep arms & idea's open,Nobody achieve's anything standing on the dead.Raise the fucking flags high , Let them blow gently on thread,Watche as the colour's merge in shade's of red,Share whatever you have , if it only be bread,Every crumb shed could be a saviour to the hungry & misled.Ride to the top of the hill , Across the moss strewn path,Take your strentgh from the crystalline jagged rocks,Fills your satchel's with sand from the barren land,Build a new empir

Breast Cancer Fund Raiser By Avon
Hello everyone, We have been challenged to raise $1000 during the month of October to help with raising awareness of Breast Cancer. I know this is a very important cause that has touched many of us either personally or through our family and friends. I am pleased to announce a few great ways to help us as a district raise $1000. First of all we have the opportunity to get all our customers, friends and family involved by sending them the link to our First Giving website. By going to the website, we are able to make a donation using a credit/debit card. You can also go to view our progress. We want to make sure to share our link with everyone on your email list, Facebook, MySpace, etc. This is an easy way for us to reach our goal. http://www.firstgiving.com/conniebranton

My New Standup Routine...
"Hey, open mic night at the Red Room. Last time I was involved in 'open mic' night, it turned out to be a contest at a gay bar.." Then the drummer would be all, 'badoom psssshhhh' "drummer, thanks for the rim shot. It reminds me of the same night..." 'badoom psssshhhh' "I saw a sign driving in that said 'speed hump'. That'll give you friction burns..." 'badoom psssshhhh' "Hey, somebody ain't laughing. There's always an asshole in every room. I just never seem to find him..." 'badoom psssshhhh' "The other night my lady runs out of the bathroom and yells, 'Super Pussy!'. I said, 'I'll take the soup'..." 'badoom psssshhhh' Right about then a Hollywood agent will walk in and tell me, "you're just like Chris Rock, only your white and not funny. How about a billion dollar contract?" And I'll look at him and say, "I'll take the soup"... And we'll both start laughing and I'll be rich and famous and get my own TV show. Yep, that is how it's gonna happen....

Greedy Bombers
I am sure I am not the only one who is aggravated by this. I may be the only one who will say something about it. There is a new game going on among some of the Fubar bombers. They have decided that they are deserving of bling, or Fu-bucks for bombing our folders. Now as you know, you get up to 29,375 points (with Aouto 11' on) for a boming. I'm sorry, but that's the reward. I get points, you get points. Why should I waste my bling credits on you just because you bombed me? You got what you were looking for. You got you 29,375. I got mine. If I see someone who is close to leveling, I would bling them if I had the credits available. This is not going to be the rule; it is the exception. You, by bombing, haven't done anything spectacular that deserves any extra treatment. I am amazed that some people think they are so cool, so awesome. So pathetic. I tell my students, if you walk around thinking you are cool, you have a fan club of one. Same rule apples here. I run bombs. I bom

Dear Trent
I once wrote to Reverend Sharpton asking him how the world can become a better place if political correctness stymies the free flow of real time attitudes, ideas, and beliefs between peoples of different cultures, pigments, education and socio-economic status. If I cannot ask a question for fear of inadvertently treading over some taboo, then how can I be properly educated - or how can I teach. He never wrote back, but I forged forward on my quest and have had many teachers help me understand that we simply CAN NOT. The benefit of the doubt is a phrase that everybody needs to apply to each other, and also a frequent use of the word WHY. So Trent, I really like the sound of your song Terrible Lie. But I do not understand why you do not take charge of the state of your morals. Any decay in them is voluntary. You can rebuild them. Of course your song is notched with your favored themes. I suppose it would be odd if you were to sing a song about a palm tree. Kimbo Slice knows God is not

A Special Offer For You And Some News On Me!
Wow I have not blogged in 2 months.I had been working alot and having some health issues so it's been awhile.I wanted to make an offer to someone.I am now a level 31 and I can give all my points to someone for 12 hours to help them.Now I notice most people to give away points for 12 hours want like a 135 credit blingpack and a 30 day blast or something.I just want a 65 credit blingpack for this.Now if you have been having trouble leveling or getting points and really want to leve I can assist you.When I have auto's I usually get around 7,000 to 10,000 photo rates.Yes it's true.Usually when I have autos and get trade my pimps 3 days it's not uncommon and usually rank about 15 to 20 for the day out of the millions of people here so if you are interested the first person to say i want that deal it's yours.I am not a rip-off.Ill even give you fubar refs of my character if you would like lol.Ok anyways..What I've been up too.I've been very sick for about a month.First I had a biopsy a few w

What Kind Of Eggs Are You?
You Are a Poached Egg You are a competent and successful person. You are obsessed with making sure your life is well organized and scheduled. You have an incredible sense of focus and determination. You don't let yourself make many mistakes. You are a high achiever. You like to challenge yourself, and you get great satisfaction from being the best at something. While you have high standards, you aren't really all that competitive. You only compete with yourself. What Kind of Eggs Are You? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Wow...wtf Is Goin On
I have notice an epidemic around fu lately of peple leavining saying they just cant deal with this place. I understand haveing real life bullshit and not being on much due to it..but leaving because they cant take it here? I adore many of the people doing this so I am sad to not see them for while...BUT I do NOT understand how they can let the idiocy of a website hurt them to this extent *shrugs* wtf *end rant*

Truth # 1
In a former life, I kept a diary while sowing my wild oats in the Indian Subcontinent. I was sauve, but cheap. My only gift to each girlfriend was a red dot. The dot became a status symbol. It was the 'gucchi bag' of yesteryear & became a fashion trend. My diary was later published as the Kama Sutra. Now You know.

Wft?
I was sitting in my chair minding my own business tonight and I get someone in my SB trying to cause drama. I'm a pretty nice person. No reason for someone that has literally NEVER spoken to me to get in my SB trying to cause shit. >me: No, she won't fuck me over because I don't give anything to anyone online. i don't give anything to anyone in person. And as far as sucking on anything, she's a nice girl but she's not my type.him: lol, whatever, just suck on her petticoats then, she'll fuck you over soon enough.->me: Matter of fact, until today I didn't know the two of you were married. It's none of my bloody business. Now, you can take your drama elsewhere or I can just quit wasting time replying.->me: I personally don't give a flying fuck what you think. She has NOT mentioned you to me. I have nothing to gain by telling a stupid lie about someone talking about youhim: i find it so hard to believe that she is bitching about her account being hacked when basically she fucked two

Hepatitis C Awareness Bulletin Posted By Tricky Dick (ty)
My mom was diagnosed with this disease 7 years ago. I found out an hour ago my brother tested positive as well.It's was bad enough 7 years ago when the doctor came out of surgery and told me there was "complications".He asked if my mom used heavy drugs or drank heavily she does nothing. She's the nurse who smiles at you and warms your worst day. She's the angel when your world crashes. She is part of my everything. One stupid prick of a needle, now she dies a little more each day. She was also who took the call from this next person.This is my brother, my true best friend, the one man I know I can depend on. The one guy who will jump in a fight even if his life might be at stake. Here I sit hopelessly helpless. He's about to be taken away. Unlike my mother it's his fault he's addicted to heroine sad thing about he he knew the precautions. Can get clean needles he just thought it wouldn't happen to him. This is his daughter. How do I handle her when she asks me when her daddy is comi

The Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?&rs

Coco Bongo Showgirls
IF YOU WANT TO COME SEE ME OR ANY OF THE OTHER BEAUTIFUL LADIES DONT BE SHY CAUSE WE ARE NOT................................ WE ARE ALWAYS RUNNING SPECIALS HERE AT COCO BONGO SHOWGIRLS MANDAY'S & Tuesday's- we offer 1/2 price lap dances $15 off only!!! $10. shot and drink specials. Wednesdays- Is WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS- Live bands, and the girls wearing almost nothing!! Sexy drink names and shot specials!! Thursdays- POOR BOY NIGHT- 1/2 price domestic and tap beer, 1/2 price top shelf, 1/2 price wristbands. BYOB ( BE YOUR OWN BARTENDER) you the customer gets to make your own drink. Friday & Saturday- Is our normal crazy party nights, and we will run different shot specials!! Sunday- STRIPAOKE- $4 U-CALL-ITS and karaoke!!!! Soon to come we will be offering a beer tour card with prizes to win(free attire, free lap dances, bar tabs, etc.) IF YOUR WANTING TO HAVE A PRIVATE PARTY!!! THE ROOM IS ONLY $200 AND IF YOU CAN GET 50+ PEOPLE COME WE WILL GIVE YOU YOUR DEPOST BACK WETHER ITS YOUR B-

Wat I Wanna Do To U
WHAT I WANT TO DO TO YOU I wanna fuck you 'til your pussy aches I wanna fuck you 'til the bed breaks I wanna fuck you on the couchOn the kitchen table or on the floorGirl I'm gonna make your pussy soreDon't close your eyes girl I want you to watchDon't tell me nobody wants to fuck youCuz I know it ain't trueAnd even if it was what do you think your fingers are made for?You'll feel so good that you'll beg for moreI'll make you yell so loud that the next day you'll have the fluAnd what hit you girl believe me you won't have a clueWork it for me girl'Til your pussy creamIt'll feel so good that you'

Today
Well friends...today was the culmination of a complete and udder mental breakdown that ended with me spending about 5 hours in the ER. I was only released because my parents contracted for my safety. My life on Fu is pretty much over. I've deleted everyone that wasn't in my family and even some that were. I'm tired of the back stabbing, lying and the tattletaling....This is the internet ffs....and I've always told myself if it got that serious that i was leaving...and well...I pretty much will be.

Omfg
So this retarded Mexican dude that I found on craigslist to prank has been calling me non stop for about 2 months already. Every time I set up a date with him at Chuck e Cheeses, and tell him Ill call back. And never do... well, today he called, and ofcourse I did the whole Chuck e Cheeses thing. I thought he would get the joke, but apparently he is already there. How retarded do you have to be to fall for that??

Life
As I sit here, listening to music and thinking of the past, I have realized how cruel and painful life truly is. It will give and then take away. In my life has mostly been taking away. All I ever wanted in life was someone to love me and to have a family and a home. Wanted someone to share my life with, someone I could lay down next to at night and hold in my arms and to be able to wake up next to that person and soak in the light of a new day with her in my heart and soul. Wanted a family I could spend time with, teaching whatever I could and doing things families do. But what it boils down to is not being good enough to recieve such a life. In todays world only those with lots of money have the nice life while people that work hard and are honest and fair are scoffed and rejected. I don't know what I ever did wrong to deserve such a fate, but it seems to have consumed everything around me. And I am so tired. I just wish there was some light to brighten this obsidion soul.

3 Whole Years
Joined: October 1, 2006 Looks like I got my computer back just in time for the achievement. That is a damn long time to have been here. But I can honestly say, on the whole, it has been worth it. Ok, I've lost friends, ok, I've made one or two enemies, ok, I may have had my heartbroken. But I've met tons of awesome people (no naming names, don't want to forget someone and upset them :p) and yes, I have fallen in love and I owe this place that great feeling that it has given me of actually feeling like I belong for once. Enough of the sap though, just glad to be home.

What Do We Have Ser A Fu Gang, Oh I Am Scared!
I get attack for no reason by this man. Μï¢k Tråumå™™Tized's βøýtøý @ ŠΣR Asking about where is my salute, Umm its in my pic DUH!!!! then he calls me a CUNT. Of courese I blocked him... then his lil possie comes in.LOL ψMyHalozChokinMeψS.E.W.C.ψ~DJ & CO OWNER @ SER~۞Jå§oñ۞'s Fiance What a delightful woman but alittle on the trashy side!!!!!! Then if that not all here comes MaSSa™ *S.E.R* who the hell are these people, they need to get a life and stop being so childish, I done nothing to these people. I don't need people like this with DRAMA in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH FOR THESE PEOPLE!!!

Caa #123
First of I would like to thank all of you for the continues prayers that people have asked me to put up here, they have often told me how much they have appreciated it as I have also. Now, one for me. I am going for a new position tomorow afternoon, and think I have a good chance. Please keep me in your prayers tonight and tomorrow. Thank you, Doc