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Not Always Right | Sorry, Scotty & Spock Haven't Been Born Yet.
Tech Support | Boulder, CO
Customer: “Hello, is this Tech support?”
Me: “Absolutely, is there an issue I can help you with?”
Customer: “Yeah I want you to take over my computer and tell me what’s wrong with it. It’s all crazy.”
Me: (Thinking about how “all crazy” actually constitutes as a good description of a problem in most cases) “Okay ma’am well I assume you’ve had us remote control your machine again, so go ahead and open the program for me and I’ll try to connect. What’s the IP address?”
Customer: “No, you can’t have my IP.”
Me: “Well it’s impossible to help you without it. Don’t worry, I’m not going to do something to your machine.”
Customer: “No, you don’t understand. My ISP or whatever stopped giving me internet so I need you to do it some other way.”
Me: “Ma’am, without internet I can’t ju
Not Always Right | My Neighbor Broke, Can You Fix It?
Tech Support | Boulder, CO
Tech Support: “So you’re having issues picking up your wireless signal … how many connections are there?”
Customer: “There’s two other networks but only one bar on each … those are my bad neighbors.”
Tech Support: “So the good signal isn’t there? Hmm, your modem might be off; can we check that?”
(Tech support troubleshot that for a while before realizing the guy had never paid for internet before and didn’t own a modem.)
Tech Support: “Sir, when you said the other connections were your ‘bad neighbors…’ Did you mean that the good neighbor with the good signal isn’t there?”
Customer: “Oh, he moved?”
Not Always Right | Welcome To People's Pizza, Comrade
Pizza | USA
Old man: “Well, I’d like 3 slices, all meat and a Coke.”
Me: “Is Pepsi okay? We don’t serve Coke anymore.”
Old man: “WHAT?!?!?!?!? YOU DON’T SERVE COKE? ANYMORE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?”
Me: “Well, we used to sell both brands. It was just far too expensive to keep both stocked when most people aren’t devastated by not having Coke.”
Old man: “THAT’S ABSURD! WHO DOESN’T SELL COKE! THAT’S INSANITY!”
Me: (at this point, I’m egging him on and holding back laughter) “Well…you can go next door. The convenience store probably sells Coke, but I can’t guarantee it.”
Old man: “That’s what I’ll do! You won’t get my $0.75!”
Me: “Umm…okay. I’ll have your pizza in just a minute.”
His wife: “Don’t mind him. He’s crazy.”
Old man: “Shut it! What kind of a day and age is
Shyness: Wolves in the wild are inherently shy creatures, this will serve to help keep them safe from potential dangers such as hunters in the wild. After around 14-16 weeks the window of opportunity for a pups socialization to others is already starting to close. Meaning anything they come upon not socialized to prior they become wary of and shy away from. In captive situations to help with this issue, and so that wolves are comfortable in a captive situation and not stressed, pups are socialized to as many people as is possible such as veterinarians, young people, old people, doorways, umbrellas, different clothing such as winter jackets and mittens, hats, tractors, and other machinery, etc, otherwise the pups as adults will view such things as something to be suspicious of, and may even freak out in fear over.
Diggers: Wolves like to dig, they can dig holes so deep that a 6 foot tall man can completely disappear. Wolves typically will dig for a few different reasons
Not Always Right | Lesson 1: How To Scam A Scammer
pizza | Unknown Location
Pizza Delivery Customer: “I want this pizza for free.”
Me: “No cash, no pizza. I don’t care if you don’t eat or not.”
Pizza Delivery Customer: “Well, I know the owner of *** Pizza!!!”
Me: “Really, how do you know me?”
(Customer puts his hand and his pocket and pays for the pizza)
(Note: I’m not really the owner of *** Pizza)
Not Always Right | Who Needs Math When You Can Sue
Pizza | Philadelphia, PA
Pizza Customer: “I ordered a pizza, half pepperoni, half sausage … and half plain.”
Me: “Lady, there’s only two halves in a whole.”
Pizza Customer: “I know there are only two halves in a whole! I’m a lawyer; this treatment is unfair and I demand satisfaction!”
Blind Date Slap
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
Not Always Right | Gadgets & Morals Make Strange Bedfellows
The customer needed help adding his music into his iTunes library. I showed him how, and this is what happened:
Customer: “… Uggghhh!”
Me: “What happened?”
Customer: “Well, I’ll be honest. It’s adding my porn.”
Me: *silence* “Oh….”
Customer: “Please make it stop! I don’t want porn on my iPod!”
Me: “Click the little X near the top.”
Customer: “Okay, it stopped.”
Me: “Try adding the My Music folder again.”
Customer: “It’s doing it again! Oh God!”
Me: “Okay, uh… let’s just move it from your My Music folder to a new folder in My Documents.”
Customer: “Okay, I’ll do that.”
(few seconds of silence pass while he moves the files)
Customer: “Oh, man. It’s gonna take 24 minutes for all the files to move.”
Me: “Twenty-four minutes? Are you sure?!”
Not Always Right | Please See The "time Travel" Section
Bookstore | Tacoma, WA
Customer: “Do you have a picture book of dinosaurs?”
(We walk to the dinosaur books and I show him many books with various sketches and paintings of dinosaurs)
Customer: “No, not pictures…PHOTOGRAPHS. Photos of dinosaurs, please. Where are those?”
Not Always Right | Extreme Makeover: Criminal Edition
Grocery Store | Cincinnati, OH, USA
(I work in a check-out lane at a grocery store. A boy who looks about 16 walks up to the check-out and puts a twelve pack of beer on the lane.)
Me: “May I see your ID?”
Customer: “Who do you think you are, a cop? No!”
Me: “If you want to purchase these, I need to see your ID. You don’t exactly look over 21.”
Customer: “Fine, b****!”
(He then hands me his ID, which has a picture of an elderly man on it.)
Me: “Sorry, you can’t buy these.”
Customer: “What the h***! I just gave you my ID!”
Me: “This ID belongs to an elderly man who has a gray mustache and beard.”
Customer: “It’s called Botox and shaving.”
Not Always Right | One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Pleasure
Video Game Store | Colorado Springs, CO, USA
(A few years ago, a particular game went through a scandal for having hidden pornographic content.)
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to trade in this game.”
Me: “Sorry, sir, I can’t take this game.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Because it’s undergoing a rating change. We’ve sent all of our existing copies back to the company.”
Customer: “Well, that’s dumb. What’s it being changed to?”
Me: “AO, or Adults Only.”
Customer: “Woah. Why?”
Me: “Because there’s a pornographic mini-game hidden in the coding.”
Customer: “So, you’re telling me there’s porn in my game?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
(Suddenly, another customer behind him speaks up.)
Another customer “If you don’t want it, can I have it?”
Not Always Right | It Was All A Blur
Insurance | Portland, OR, USA
Me: “Alright, ma'am, have had any accidents or violations in the last three years?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Well, do you remember getting pulled over for any reason?”
Customer: “I already told you, I don’t know. Now, how much is the insurance?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma'am, but before I could know what the rate is, I have to know what your driving history is.”
Customer: “What does it matter? Just throw on a speeding ticket or two and call it a day!”
Me: “Okay. I can do that, but just keep in mind that the quote is only based on the information you provide. If your motor vehicle record comes back different, that could drastically affect the rate.”
Customer: “Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?”
Me: “It comes out to $106 a month.”
Customer: “Fine! I’ll take it.”
(I then go to run the reports since she is ready
Not Always Right | A Face For Every Occasion
Beauty Salon | Birmingham, UK
(A customer is getting a beauty treatment done and is trying to work out why she has skin problems.)
Customer: “I just don’t understand it. I take really good care of my skin. I get facials and I only use really good make-up.”
Me: “Well, the problem could be caused by something really simple, like an allergic reaction. Have you always used the same brand of make-up?”
Customer: “Yes, and I only use the best! I can’t be allergic, I don’t ever use the cheap stuff!”
Me: “It’s probably something else then. What do you use to remove your make-up?”
Me: “When you take off your make up at night, what do you use?”
Me: “Do you use a cleanser or soap and water?”
Customer: “I don’t take it off. Are you supposed to?”
Me: “Well, yes. Make-up can cause damage to your pores if you
Not Always Right | Not Remotely Intelligent
Help Desk | Texas, USA
Me: “Hello, thank you for calling ***. May I have your phone number, please?”
Caller: “This thing doesn’t f***ing work!”
Me: “Sir, I’ll be happy to help you with that.”
Caller: “Just help me with this f***ing thing!”
(Eventually, I find out he needs help with a DVD remote.)
Caller: “The movie doesn’t play! It doesn’t do a f***ing thing!”
(I hear the crunching of plastic as he tries to push the buttons really hard.)
Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re pressing the play button and it’s not working. Correct?”
Caller: “Which one’s the play button?”
Me: “The one that says ‘play’ above it. It should be in the shape of an arrow that’s pointing to the right.”
Caller: “I can’t read any of this s***! I don’t have anything like that. There’s just one that points to the left.”
Not Always Right | A Customer Without Power Will Even Make Ghost Cower After The Midnight Hour
Hotel | Oregon, USA
(A few weeks before Christmas at the hotel where I worked, a huge snowstorm knocked out the power. I was working night shift when somebody walks into the pitch-black lobby at about 2 in the morning.)
Customer: “What the h*** is this?! Where are the lights?”
(Note: I’m hidden in the darkness, although I can see him clearly from the emergency light in the entrance.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “Who said that? Oh God, this place is haunted, isn’t it?”
Me: “Sir, no. I’m behind the counter. We just don’t have emergency lighting back here.”
Customer: “I don’t believe you!”
Me: “Yeah…what can I do for you, anyway?”
Customer: “I want to check in!”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, but nobody can check in or out until the power’s back on.”
Customer: “Why the h*** not?!”
Me: “Well, because the computers ca
Not Always Right | Boat, Boat, Boat Your Boat, Gently Down The Stream
Boat Rental | Jasper, Alberta, Canada
Customer: “Hello, sir, I am wondering if you can help me?”
Me: “Sure, what can I do for you?”
Customer: “I’m looking to rent a boat.”
Me: “Sure, what kind would you like?”
Customer: “A boat.”
Me: “Yes, sir, but what kind of boat?”
Customer: *confused* “A boat…”
Me: “Yes, sir, a boat, but what kind of boat? We have three different kinds.”
Customer: “A boat boat!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know what you mean.”
Customer: “Stupid Canadians! Don’t know what a f***ing boat is!”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry. I just don’t understand your question, but I will go down to the docks with you and help you choose your boat.”
(We walk down to the dock and approach a row boat.)
Customer: “That’s the one right there. A boat. You
Not Always Right | Circular Reasoning
Gas Station | Germany
(A customer in a big SUV pulls up to the pump. When she gets out, she realizes that her gas tank is on the driver’s side but her passenger’s side is facing the pump.)
Customer: “I bet that’s not gonna work, right?”
Me: “I don’t think so. You’d better try again.”
(She gets back in, drives around the same pump, and gets out. Her gas tank is still on the wrong side.)
Customer: *puzzled* “How come?”
Me: “Let me help you…”
Colors For The Mother Of The Bride Dress
The mother of the bride wore a long black gown with a jeweled, long sleeved jacket, and the grooms mother wore a maroon mid-length gown with sequins and rhinestone trim.yeah, they all Custom wedding gowns for themselves. So how to choose mother of the bride dress is very import for madams.
Choosing a mother of the bride dress can be a daunting task. You want to look stylish, complement your figure, but also blend in with the bridal party. Since pictures will stay around for years to come there are some definite dos and don'ts to choosing an appropriate dress.In this case, mothers could make their dresses by custom mother of the bride dresses.
There are some suggestions above the choice. There are some definite dos and do not’s. When choosing a dress. White is off limits. Only the bride should be in white or even off white. In the pictures, the bride should stand out when surrounded by her family and husband who are wearing colored garments.
Never wear black. No matter how much
You Are The First, And Will Always Be The Last.
the princess of my life, the fruit of my life
That is youI started my life with and I die justWithout you I had so many ladies in my life but,My love was for youThe spring of youth,the light of life,Come from youMy garden rose takes it perfumeOf youBirds in the sky sing justFor youI love youAnd my heart beat just for youAs long as I am alive I want to say my last wordsWhat ever happened between usThe first and the last loveWill be you- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - W.B: MR M***A
Change You Can Believe In? Let's Be Like Hitler And Mao! It's Right In Front Of You...everywhere.
Ah yes my friends it is that time again, that time to alienate people, lose friends for speaking my mind, and do what I do best, oh that time again my friends. I signed in under the Halloween friendly Cheshire Cat as a good will humor joke, as I can actually do that sometimes and well, got smite with yet more reasons why things well, just arent what they used to be.
For those that actually pay attention to things around here other than their own level, fu mafia rating and who they can suck the bling life out of next, there are some funny observations that are to be made about what is going on. Its actually the same thing that is going on with the United States government, under the President you all elected, Barack Hussein Obama.
There are things, people, and cliques that are slowly, subliminally taking control of what you read, whats presented to be, things and people that they want you to think is cool. Like the government in power as of today in the
Does It Really Mean That Much To You?
So, I've noticed how butthurt people on here can be. FYI: I have a life outside of Fu and I'd like to think the rest of y'all do as well. I don't sit at my computer all day on fu. I get up off my ass and go places and see people. Anyway, I can't always get back to everyone right then and there to rate back, but unfortunatly, some people expect that for some reason, but then when you don't, get all hurt about it and take you off their friends list. This is extremely hysterical to me. I thought this was supposed to be an ADULT site. Example: If you call or text a friend and they don't call or text back right away do you just assume the friendship is over because of that? I certainly hope not otherwise you have some serious issues!!!! LMAO. And yes, I will step away from my computer without telling anyone. I'm not gonna update my status giving every play by play possible! Some people need to seriously grow up, but if not then that's okay, this is so hysterically sad anyway t
Blonde Cookbook/ Bllonde Prize Winner
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes tha
Child criminals have always been a controversial topic, but can someone be born evil?
I believe so. Last week in Fla, several teens doused another one with a lighter fluid, then set him on fire cause of some video game. The kid is now in a hospital with 65% burns all over his body, and has slight chances of survival.
Shit like that just makes me reassured at what bile infested shits humans are. I strongly believe that those kids should be executed, on a spot. With a bullet to the head. They will NEVER be productive members of society, they will NEVER redeem thmselves for what they have done, they will NEVER deserve to live after doing something like this. I think its perfectly fine to take those little monsters out, one by one.
It is really a curse and a blessing to be a Pisces. I have never been one to read into psychic shit and take things seriously, but all Piscean descriptions are so fuckin dead on, it creeps me out
The Star Card
You are the Star card. The Star is the light of hope. Shining in the night, sending light into darkness, the stars provide direction to sailors and are a field on which to dream. Humanity used to look up at the sky and desire to be there, to find out what it all meant, and now we have been a distance into space and have elementary ideas of the makeup of all the different stars. This kind of achievement adds further fuel to our hopes. The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be long shining past the end of our own existence provide hope of immortality, and the vast space they suggest and the very mystery they hold provide us with excitement and knowledge yet to be discovered.
"She hates me doesn't she?"
The salad is on, and I'm pecking at a none too compliant keyboard pretending I'm the next hot shit since Hemmingway
glasses, 3/4 ringer shirt, boxers and black socks.
What? They were warm.
I stop and rub my eyes. This one was going nowhere anyway. I'd swear I wrote this damn story when I was in highschool.
"Who? Mom? She's just ... off like that."
I sink my fingers back into place but the chirupping neurotic dinnermate that stayed for pancakes, and then for lunch... and then for march just wouldn't stop
"No your dog."
I look at the giant lump of meat and bones on the floorlook at the number two bitch in this housego back to typing.
"Well duh, you keep taking her side of the bed."In all fairness, it was her side first.And she only kicks me in her sleep about once a month...
To think, it started with a toothbrush.
Before long she'll enthusiastically tell me she's on the pillI can stop wrapping my first mate!
... not happening.Been there, sung that,
Since I've discovered FUBAR has Texas Hold Em poker, I have been holed up in there playing. I haven't MuMMed much at all. I miss the people, but I can't stop playing poker!! LOL I'm addicted.
However, the few times I have come to MuMM at night, I have gotten jumped on for stupid shit. By people who are/were on my friends list.
So back to the poker table I go. I'm sure I'll pop in, but it's really ridiculous and I'm not in the mood to be jumped on.
today way a long day here its starting to chill down some here which is good tho tired of the hott weather soo all in all life seems to be ok for now
The Pisces Man
The Pisces man is difficult to pin down, most of his true feelings are hidden. He is attracted to anything stress free and without a competitive edge because he hates restriction but on the other hand, he is also attracted to things that stir his emotions, including women. Pisces man is notorious for choosing the wrong woman, he tends to be unlucky in love and have dating relationships full of peril.When confronted with complicated issues, he tends to retreat into his dream world and wears his "rose colored glasses". This is why Pisces man can be very temperamental and pretend there is nothing wrong when your relationship is on rocky ground. When life is not going so well, he can be very hard on himself and very self destructive so it is better for him to live in denial.
The Pisces male needs a firm, strong woman to guide him because he is very indecisive and is known for sitting on the fence. The woman has to take the lead in the dating relationship. This need for nurturing is often
I Am A Pisces Man
There are basically two types of Pisces men - those who go against the tide and those who go where it takes them. The former types remain on the lookout for the right opportunity, struggle against the world to utilize its full potential and triumph over life. The latter types remain tangled in their dreams, may not notice even when the opportunity knocks at the door and may miss the bright sunlight of success. A Piscean man needs to develop the personality traits of resolute judgment and unwavering actions to realize his ambitions and be a winner. He also has to bury his old, unrealizable dreams if he wants to move ahead in life. All this doesn't mean that he is weak or feeble. It's just that he lives in his dreams too much and has to will himself to get up and indulge in real action. When he manages to brush off the starry dust from his eyes, he sees the real world and then, goes about doing the business of earning his bread. A Piscean male has a very clever and sharp mind. The moment
Super Hero Supply Store In Brooklyn, New York City
You've always suspected that beneath that t-shirt and jeans the heart of a superhero pulses. But where can you go to get the needed supplies to spend your nights fighting crime? Now it's as simple as a stop in to the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store!
Thinking it's a Robot Nine prank? April Fool's Day has come and gone. It's for real folks.Located at 372 Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, the store supplies the entire metropolitan area. Remain "Ever Vigilant, Ever True" with stuff from this cool store. Ocerstocked with things you just don't find at Wal-Mart, everything from Sasquatch Mucous (which we here at Robot Nine want a quart of) to a complete superhero outfit design service.They do seem to have a thing about robots... This worries Robot Nine!Again with the robots. They should know that Robot Nine is not armored. Heck, most of the time we are barely in our underwear!Truth serum, mind control, intuition, antidote, and justice are a few of the easy spray products you can pick up
Darkness rains! Darkness reigns! Searching for the obligatory apologies that never come. She looks upon the silted landscape - hoping, pleading to whatever ear may catch her somber notes, that her savior will come to her, with promises of salvation: Lost. She wonders! She wanders! She feels most inept; the death-throes are more frequent, now. Guilt-ridden, blood-drenched - her eyes have witnessed the fiery destruction of humanity. Oh, the humanity of it all!! The ashes have supplanted the air that she once breathed into her lungs; she gasps for it, like the proverbial "fish out of water". She seizes! She ceases! She draws her last breath. He comes from there - that place... over there. He surveys the detritus; he turns in disgust! Her tears have yet to reach the ground: Suspended all!
Standing in the hot shower, the hot water flowing over you as if it were a confert youve been wanting. Thats in the shower, if life could only be that way. You step out into the fog of your bathroom, the chill reminds you the coldness youve become, or maybe always been. Lifes not like a shower, confert, wormth, nothingness. Have no hart, ha why not. Its more fun that way. Fuck the water, the shower, the confert. The only thing you know is you and your the only person who you know you can count on. I laugh at you if you fall and hurt yourself, hell i laugh when i do it to myself. Im that bitch you dont want to get to that point. But, I love me. Im crazy, a bitch what ever it is you want to say. You think i care, ha, I dont. So stand in that imaginary shower and that confert. Be dince.
Educating the public is essential to the progression of scientific literacy. We should take the initiative (both as professionals and dilettantes), to actively engage the public at large, and to present (as accurately as possible), the ideas that are currently relevant in the scientific community. We must also work to dispel any misconceptions that many individuals may have toward science. Not only should we disseminate solid, evidence-based scientific ideas (if we do manage to pique their collective interest), it's also imperative that we make a concerted effort to keep them in the proverbial loop. I know that this may seem like a Sisyphean task, but, for what it's worth, I've added my two cents.
Abstrusive thought: negated once more. Paralysis of the netherworld ensued, whilst the knaves endured their perfunctory plights. Vitriolic pejoratives were the customary greetings from the hegemony; their contempt was ravenous and unrelenting."No more! No more!!!" exclaimed the chief of the sectarian hordes. "They've disgraced us for the last time!!" They began in earnest, by flaying their masters; thereby, shedding their obsequious shells, and exalting themselves beyond their designed purpose(s).A cataclysm ushered forth an affront from on high; then, and only then, could one stand with such sacrosanct zealotry. When did one truly abolish their allegiance? When did one truly stand, when once, one could only crawl? Fortitude had arisen in victorious fashion, like the phoenix; only the ashes served to poison the well of the righteous!They imbued themselves with self-serving nihilism; destroying the temples that once demanded them to genuflect, humbly in awe. A voice crept forth from the
First of all I want to apologize if this blog is gonna be too long or too boring at some point. I guess I just need to have a “talk” with this “paper” and then share my thoughts with you…my friends.
Some of you are new, some are old…some of you are not even yet but you will be sooner or later.
Is funny how words run through my mind but when I sit to write them down they all vanish like darkness at the break of the day.
I always loved to dream … I suppose everyone does at some point, more or less. Lets say I dream more than more.
I believed since I was a child in a forever lasting perfect love… and more than anything I believed I will find it.
I believed in the purity people hold in their hearts and I believed that the truth is the best way to live my life…
Years pass and looking back and knowing what I have become I realized that I kept strong my believes and more than anything I followed them.
The purity in people&rs
No I did not make it tough for everyone because I and the rest are dying. Stupidity belongs to many. Blame them. Go through the Blog and I will be happy to answer any questions.
See, death is inevitable. Like it or not we all end up dead. The coin says laugh and enjoy because we have countless time to get it right and the flip is why wait that long, attain it right now. Who is right? Both are wrong. Time isn't forever and you sure as heck can't have it because you say so.
Between the East and the West is the medium. Some where in there or in the middle, slightly off is the answer. You wont believe it or expect it. Truth is stranger than fiction. No, it is so far out there you'd truly be amazed.
Study and know your faith and believe. Study ZEN and join The Order. Rosicrucian Order AMORC San Jose, CA. Study and ask to join TMO. Keep on trying.
Odd that the Critic is so silent. Back door was left for the future which has been. Shame no one knew why.
Norio but %=0
"Good evening, London. I thought it time we had a little talk. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately... I'm afraid your work's been slipping and... and well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about letting you go. Oh, I know, I know. You've been with the company a long time now. Almost... let me see. Almost ten thousand years! My word, doesn't time fly? It seems like only yesterday... I remember the day you commenced your employment, swinging down from the trees, fresh-faced and nervous, a bone clasped in your bristling fist... "Where do I start, sir?", you asked, plaintively. I recalled my exact words: "There's a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster", I said, smiling paternally all the while. "Get sucking". Well, we've certainly come a long way since then, haven't we? And yes, yes, you're right, in all that time you haven't missed a day
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?""Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?""What? And work in the dark!?!"
A Southerner Moves North
A SOUTHERNER MOVES UP NORTH
JAN 10 5:00 PM. It's starting to snow. The first snow of the season and
the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered
rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down,
clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!
Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white covering the
landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a
beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and
loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city
snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with
compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved
back and shoveled it again.
Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has
dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs
snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.
How To Beat Stress
Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and nephews!)2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.(Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!)3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.(This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.)4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.(Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?)5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.(And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.)6. Dance naked in front of your pets.(Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.)7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong.(You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dress on your son.)8. Read the dictionary bac
How To Beat Boredom!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shows and have your escape route planned out :)1: Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think!"2: Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route entire streets.(This one is especially useful if you're having a yard sale!)3: Ask people what gender they are. When they reply, ask - "are you sure?"(Not recommended at Biker Bars)4: Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and repeatedly saying "blah, blah, blah, blah".5: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.(Works even better if your rent a cop uniform.)6: Go to your local mall. Walk up to strangers and say: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." If they answer you, go to plan 4 above. Be prepared to run real fast :)7: Go to the local elect
Mysteryquest: Devil's Island
MysteryQuest: Devil's Island
This island in the middle of San Francisco Bay has a forbidding reputation. Native Americans believed it to be a place of evil spirits. When it became a federal prison in 1934, only the most violent and difficult prisoners in the U.S. were sent there. It was reputed to be escape proof; only three men have ever managed to get off the island. They left in 1962 and have never been found. MysteryQuest investigates to determine whether they could have survived the icy waters of San Francisco Bay.
This is the show my friend Tommy who heads up the San Francisco Ghost Society is suppose to be on. It airs November 4th at 9:00 pm (CST) on the History Channel. If you're interested, please check it out.
If You Fall
seek a man
who will build for you
of your own design
to put you on it
seek a man
who encourage you
to climb your own pedestal
and who will be there
to catch you
if you fall
I Don't Know Just Read....
Hate To Love
As she screams, the sound is so sharp and loud it will make your ears bleed, but still no one hears, no one hears her screams, for her screams are muffled by love, A love that holds her captive to her abuser, thou her love isn’t enough to save her from his rage, the love he feels for her is so strong that he holds her captive in her own home and in her heart, he loves her too much to free her, instead all his love turns into rage just to try to hold on to her, but what he doesn’t see is, this love that once was beautiful built and marriage and a family, and now the same love is destroying everything it built, Love is now a bad thing, love is now evil, it is now her worst enemy, her mind wants to let him go but love wont let her heart be free of him and the abuse. That’s love, what was once good is now bad because of love.
Music Monday 4
All songs that were heard this weekend. In the car, in my room, in the bar, or while watching Twilight ;x
1. Cake - I Will Survive2. Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning3. Jet - Cold Hard Bitch4. Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind5. Pearl Jam - Even Flow6. Florence and the Machine - Galaxy of the Lost7. Fall Out Boy - Grand Theft Autumn8. Muse - Super Massive Black Hole
I'm still pretty fucking urked at some shit that happened here yesterday. Even more urked that it happened while I was at work, was informed at work, and because people don't know how to mind their own fucking business.
My #1 is much more than just the color orange. WE are more than just two people on fubar. He's never treated me with anything but kindness and respect and fairness. He's never used his abilities to help me or do favors for me. Ever. He never would. He's probably the fairest bouncer on this damn site. And I've told him a million times, go through my pictures. Flag them if they're NSFW. I don't need nor do I want special treatment on this site. I couldn't possibly care LESS about it. This game is a joke to me anymore, and I'm hardly on or participating because I'm burnt out for the time being. It's time for an unofficial fu-break.
And for the record, I got to my rank and got as many friends/fans as I have because of hard fucking work, countless hours and days of MY time
Sad Day Today For Me.
I found out this morning one of my best friends was murdered early sunday morning. She had been dating a man, and he started abusing her. She kicked him out, and had a restraining order on him. It did not stop him from kicking in her door and strangling her to death.
Because of this psycho I no longer will get to hear her amazing laugh, see her beautiful face. Because of him I will not get to hear her words of encouragement, or sweet understanding. I just can't believe she is gone.
Bitchy Quotes.. Lol
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." "I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have" "If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me." "Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege" "FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! " "I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own" "That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday!" "Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date" "Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!" "Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave." "I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ***." "Its not an attitude, its the way I am"
How Government Spending Hurts National Security
America is one of the strongest, wealthiest and freest nations onearth; she is largely in control of her own fate. Therefore, any realthreat against America will likely come from within. Today, one of themain internal threats is crushing government debt. Few things can march a great power down the road of decline fasterthan irresponsible economic policies. Current estimatesof our national debt exceed $7 trillion -- $22,000 per person -- afigure likely to increase by $9 trillion over the next decade.
Unlike in times past when the nation was saddled with exorbitantdeficits, today's imbalance is long-term and will heavily burdenfuture generations. And this financial shortfall will wreak havoc onour national security. That's because the more money we commit toever-expanding big-government programs, the less we have for defense.The U.S. military might be unable to protect a sea lane vital to tradeand military supply lines. We might be unable to suppress an enemyregime that launches a terro
I want to be the first to buy you a Nathan's.
I want to feel the joy, every time, of our first kiss.
I want to know it is because of you that the sun rises.
I want to see the day begin, in your eyes.
Since You've Never Been To Marketplace, We're Bringing You There
On our day off with the kids Saturday, Martha and I shared that Sarah was probably wrong; her older cousin Josceline probably has been to one of our local supermarkets with her mom. Outside of school (she’s in kindergarten) and church, some things my youngest niece in the area said gave me the impression she doesn’t get out much. Saturday morning when we brought Sarah and Josceline to a puppet show at Minot Public Library she told me when I’d asked that she’d never been to the library. Jeffrey had to stay up at the bowling alley with his aunt Mary and the rest of the family because the puppet show was for three to six year olds. Breanna and Josceline even spent Saturday night with us and our four – Sarah and Jeffrey dressed as clowns, Breanna as a pirate, Josceline as a princess – met up with their uptown cousins Mathew and Brandon and went out before the sun set and trick-or-treated around where the family lives.
Sunday morning after church, th
Is a guy or girl a prev for looking & rating the NSFW pics? Why or why not?
Lightning in dreams is a pretty flexible image. Some people enjoy lightning and therefore desire it as a background effect. Others are frightened of its power and unpredictability. However, there are many power metaphors that merit attention.
You may find yourself in possession of lightning as a resource for dealing with problems. This type of lightning is an asset for handling frustration that could be characterized as a wish-fulfillment. Dream logic: just blast it out of the way.
Lightning may also be a warning in your dream. If you have fears about lightning in waking life, a person whom you are with or a building that you enter in your dream may cause a lightning effect. This is the mind's way of offering a dramatic visual warning. There may be an element of judgment involved, as divine wrath is often envisioned as a lightning bolt (personified in the Greek god Zeus and the Norse god Thor).
What did the lightning strike, and did anyone get severely injured?
Burning is a tremendous fear many people from many different cultures hold in common. However, it is often simultaneously associated with purification. To pass through fire intact is to see oneself as becoming purified. However, being burned may indicate that one perceives life as extraordinarily threatening and painful. If a particular object is on fire (house, car, etc.), this may symbolize over-commitment to it or fear of a world without it.
Freud found fire to be a symbol of male power. In this case, fire may indicate control over a circumstance or a struggle to feel that way, depending on whether the fire is controlled or not.
Do you question your own morality at times? Are you seeking cleansing from a bad experience?
Do you perceive your own life is about to go through a significant transition that requires spiritual preparation?
Lactation is an interesting dream symbol since it is uniquely women who participate in this activity in waking. Dreams about lactation may reflect archetypal gender identity concerns. A woman who dreams of this may see herself as fulfilling a mothering role. This may be literal, as in wish-fulfillment, or figurative, as in mothering a man in a romantic relationship.
Some women have anxiety about their ability to provide adequate milk after childbirth. In these instances, dreams of feeding a child may be visualizations of these concerns.
Since most people are never completely satisfied with their physical appearance, transformation dreams come to us easily. We all see our ideal selves as in our minds. These ideal selves work into our dreams.Other times, you may transform into animal, not human, form. These transformations can have numerous expressions. You may see yourself as needing to assert a particular personality attribute. Other times, you may transform in order to disguise yourself. In these dreams, who you are disguising yourself from and why the particular animal is a good choice are interpretive issues.
The clothes make the man.
Clothes are an extension of how we see ourselves. If your clothes are praised or jeered, this may reflect the self-esteem curve you are currently riding.
Losing clothes may indicate a feeling of vulnerability. If you don't believe this, strip in the mall and see how assertive you feel. It may also reflect a sexual or exhibitionist fantasy.
Acquiring clothes can be a mixed event. Who hasn't gotten a gift of clothing that later became a story of bad fashion lore? However, acquiring clothing for yourself that fits perfectly and makes you feel powerful may herald a positive transition in self-esteem or perception.
Sometimes, you may acquire clothing for special purposes or clothes that carry with them magical powers. In this instance, the clothing may represent a search for cosmic providence or protection.
Being on trial is a common dream event, although it sometimes gets acted out in uncommon ways. Our society is oriented towards problem-solving through litigation. The result is that lawsuits have become the new lottery of our era.
Being tried for your actions in dreams can be a non-sense sort of dream insofar as you may be tried for something against which there are no laws. In addition, the roles of the court characters may be filled by friends, co-workers, a spouse, siblings or other family members. In dreams of this case, you may fear that your life is being over-scrutinized in waking. There may be secrets that you are keeping deep within the subconscious that need to be processed.
If you are in one of the legal roles in your dream it is likely that you feel a need to protect yourself. This may be protection from the influences or dishonest conduct of others, or a general feeling that people are not leveling with you. If you are defending another, it may be t
Many times in dreams, dates and numbers are used as a signal to identify something from the dream that will translate to waking life. In dreams, dates may be clues to guide you toward a time or event that is serving as the trigger for the dream.
Food, like eating, is a powerful image. Foods may be scenery, or may be central images in the dream. Who prepared the food can also be an important detail to understanding what it means. For example, if there is a bowl of potato salad like Aunt Sally used to make and she has been dead for two years, Aunt Sally, or her personal influence, may be important to dream insights.
Excessive amounts of food may herald fertility, gluttony, or wealth. (How did the excessive food get into the dream and how did people in the dream react to its presence?) It may be that you or others have divergent views of what constitutes excess or gluttony. Provision and fertility often go hand-in-hand: You may dream of needing more food than another because you believe you have additional responsibilities. It may be that the food was acquired simply because the means existed to acquire it-this can mean wealth or benevolence, depending on what becomes of the food.
Fresh food may be a sign of renewal. T
Vulnerability has numerous expressions in dreaming. Many times, dreams will begin with symbols concerning the dreamer in relationship to other dream characters. The symbols usually show the dreamer as being vulnerable to, in power over, intimate with, or estranged from other dream characters.
Situations in which the dreamer is vulnerable include dreaming of being asleep, being only partially clothed, being unable to communicate, or being physically limited through handicap or restraint. Dreams of vulnerability often resolve as rescue or victimization dreams.
Because your person (either physical or spiritual) is at risk in dreams of vulnerability, the exchanges and conclusion of this dream indicate much about your life and how you see it. You may be wanting someone to come along and make things right, or experiencing a self- destructive pattern that needs resolution. This dream can often open your waking mind to ways out of the position that has you in a subservient
The sapphire is the crystal of faith, peace, and good fortune. Consequently, dreams of the sapphire relate to receiving or discovering these attributes in your own life. Whether you find the crystals or are given them by another character in the dream is crucial to determining what the dream may mean. If you find the sapphires on your own, you are probably needing to plumb the depths of your soul to find the peace or spiritual insights lacking in your life. If they are given to you by another, it is a sign that some spiritual mentoring, guidance, or direction is needed in your life.
In dreams, your body image can be a topic of concern personally or among the other dream characters. Only occasionally do these concerns accurately reflect actual physical attributes. More often, dreams of this nature may indicate paranoia about what others think of you. The central interpretive question is whether you conclude your own ugliness or whether others impose it on you.If you conclude your own ugliness, is this due to a particular change, such as being pregnant? In pregnancy, you may dream that you are being considered overweight by yourself or others.
Other changes that may influence your body image include a shift in physical or moral behavior, such as smoking, drinking, using drugs, becoming sexually active, or participating in sexual experiences you once considered taboo.
This dream is worth serious consideration as how we feel about our bodies is often a significant part of how we feel about ourselves overall as a person. If you are having recurring dream
Dreams of zebras often reflect a sense of changeability in your waking life. You may see yourself as having two (or more) distinct identities that compete for predominance in your behavior, morals and other life roles. This is especially true for persons who struggle with workplaces that demand questionable ethical practices or for those who are unfaithful to others.
There are two ways in which the birthday dream is experienced.
The first is that everybody knows it's your birthday. There may be an actual party, or just a common affirmation and celebration
The second birthday experience is a darker image-you know it's your birthday and everyone forgot. It's an indication of the struggle for significance. Who you encounter, their apparent ignorance about your birthday, and their reaction to your news (or to your non-verbal, cloying attempt to clue them off) says a lot about the scenario. It may be that you feel overlooked in your relationships with others, or insignificant in general. If you are unwilling to tell, it may be that you are wanting more attention from the dream characters than they are providing. If, on the other hand, you tell them and they gush with apology, there may be a sense in which you feel they are operating at a relationship deficit with you over some matter. In the dream, did they give you a gift upon finding ou
Childhood toys and stereotypical childhood games often illustrate the childlike approach you take to many relationships. To understand the marble dream, think about how well you play and how high the stakes are in the dream.
To dream of a game of marbles, or many other childhood pastimes, can mean an attempt to return to innocence. A key element is who is playing with you.
Are you playing with childhood friends, or with someone you've only known as an adult?
Does the game feel like a fun activity, or is it a competitive challenge?
There are two kinds of dreams that fall into this category: mutual and concurrent. In each case, two or more people dream of similar characters and activities. What differentiates them are the means by which the dreams occur. In mutual dreaming, the dreamers intentionally develop a desire to experience a shared dream through incubation. However, in concurrent dreams, the dreamers had no idea their content would be similar going into the night's rest.
Mutual dreaming is an intentional movement toward influencing dream content. This discipline allows dreamers to design psychic meeting grounds for subconscious awareness of one another. This can be a seedbed for finding new facets in a relationship, from the ordinary to the sensual.
It is often quite interesting to get together with your mutual dreamer friend(s) and compare dreams. The best way to do this is for both or all of you to write down what you dreamt about the subject in question, then share the essays.
For some reason, many people have buildings with courtyards or atriums in their dreams. This may just be so much scenery, as we tend to like such things architecturally. Often times, these dreams reflect a desire to return to a more renewing or living place.
The courtyard can also be a womb image. As such, it can represent you getting back to your life source. It may be a sense on your part of mother power coming into the situation that has brought you to the courtyard. In these cases, you may be looking at the courtyard as a place of nurture or interference.
Saints Or Sacred Figures
Saints or Sacred Figures
Saints and other sacred human figures in our dreams often appear as heralds of benevolence or as the morality police. While many times these are positive dream experiences, the dreams can also leave a feeling that perhaps you are not doing all you can to be an agent of good in the world. The dream may be inspiration to involve yourself in a particular cause through hands-on work or financial donations.
The moral side of the dream is often a judgment on current lifestyle choices. When your psyche is in conflict between the desires of the id and the restraint of the superego, the superego can marshal symbols of judgment to strengthen its position. Often these will arrive under very peculiar circumstances. A dream of sexual desire may suddenly find the object of its desire cloaked in the garb of a priest, pastor, rabbi, policeman, or a particularly strict third-grade teacher you may have had.
If a saintly figure in your dream suddenly turns into a demon of s
Water / Flood
Water is central to the human story. Whether it is the deep, fresh lake, the river that brings life, or the ocean that must claim her dead, water is both friend and enemy at once. When dreams contain this powerful image in any of its forms, understanding the role of the water is essential.
Water is a strong symbol in dreams because so often it is the exclamation point of the feelings in the dream. If other objects in a dream are relaxing, a bubbling brook through a meadow is more relaxing. If some symbols generate feelings of fear or anxiety, the tumultuous ocean creates the most anxiety. Water has symbolic, archetypal meaning in that it either provides life, or harbors mystery and danger. This is a reflection of our human experiences with water.
In early human history, the hunter-gatherers quickly learned that water was the central ingredient of life. (We die of thirst much more quickly than we starve.) More importantly, to know where the water was meant knowing wh
Bridges are interesting symbols in relationships. We often speak of crossing and burning bridges as representations of the opportunities and challenges of life.
Does the bridge cost anything to cross?
Is it a secure or precarious bridge to cross?
Is there a known destination, or is it a bridge to an uncertain future? Do you have particular feelings about yourself as you cross or upon completion of crossing the bridge?
Your answers to these questions may reveal a transition you perceive in your life and your feelings about it.
The act of building a bridge is another way to encounter bridges in dreams. (Are you building the bridge to create an opportunity or to escape from trouble?)
The destruction of a bridge is yet another bridge encounter. (What are you becoming separated from and how do you feel about that separation? Are you participating in the bridge destruction or being victimized by it?)
The eagle is an important Native American symbol, as well as having a place in the ancient literature of Greeks and Hebrews. All these images exist in our common-day lore on roughly equal terms.
The eagle is a symbol of great wisdom and vision in the lore of Navajo and Crow Native American legend. As such, it is often associated as a sacred emblem that sets the dreamer apart for special uses by the Great Spirit.
In Hebrew and Greek literature, the eagle is a symbol of power. Given its great size and strength, eagles were able to remove even small livestock from the herds. This gave the eagle a persona of majesty, power, and fear. To dream of the eagle is to be spiritually validated as a person of great wisdom and insight concerning both this world and the spiritual realities beyond the comprehension of this world.
Separation can relate to abandonment, marriage, friendship, career, or geographic upheaval. Many times, the subconscious impulses of personality are less mature in their problem-solving than the conscious, waking self. The function of ego is to filter these impulses so they do not get out into waking life. However, since the ego is turned off in sleeping, the immaturity of the id will have us walking away from our marriages, jobs, friendships, etc. at the drop of a hat.
Being separated is different than being quarantined, abandoned, or quitting in that it is often mutual. In dreams, other characters can be more cooperative, since it is our subconscious that is controlling their actions.
Who or what were you separated from in the dream, and did it seem like a permanent or temporary condition?
Was the separation easily decided, or was it gut-wrenching?
Depending on your experience with them, boats can represent riches, travel, isolation, danger, romance, or complete and utter frustration. Rowboats and canoes are often found on fairly placid lakes and streams. In dreams, they may be way out of context on the high seas, therefore implying a kind of broken peace. Normally, the setting of the boat says much about its symbolic meaning.Different types of boats may vary in meaning, but possible options include isolation, danger, escape, and romance.
Sailboats often appear in similar environs as rowboats, but tend to mean either riches or frustration: sailboats can be very affluent and romantic to the dreamer, however, being dead in the water for lack of wind is another option.
Power boats often show a sense of power, control, wealth, competition, or travel. Danger is not often a problem, except in cases of failed motors.
Sinking boats can reveal a fear of water, drowning, or incompetence. More often, they are a metaphor for fee
The medicine man is a figure that you may dream of in a literal sense, but often encounter in dreams of archetypal awareness. The figure of the medicine man is the figure of sacred knowledge, spiritual power, and healing that speaks not only to our bodies but to our souls.
As such, many dream characters-strangers as well as some family members or friends-may fulfill this role in the dream. The medicine man encounter is an encounter with the wisdom of the universal subconscious. There is something eerie, yet reassuring; safe, yet a little unnerving about the medicine man. The encounter often leaves us looking at the world a little differently for the presence of the medicine man. The important thing to remember is that this character's role is to be a ritual connection of past and future-physical world and spiritual world. As such, dreams concerning the medicine man often reveal our position at the intersection of these influences in our lives.
Do you see yourself as
My Spark Is Gone Today...
if someone finds it, please send it back. I am not a very "Funny Redhead" without it. Years of love and nurture went into that spark...
Home Wind Generator
A home wind generator uses the kinetic energy of wind to generate usable electricity for your home appliances. Wind energy is a very resourceful means of power as it is constantly available in many locations and it is a good example of renewable energy as it can be replenished quickly and easily. Click here to read more - home wind turbine and home wind generators
Generally, a wind power generator uses the concept of 3 rotating blades placed on a supporting tower. They should be placed in locations where there is consistent flow of wind. This is why most of the time you will see wind power generators being placed near coastal areas.
Wind Resource Assessment makes it possible to predict the value of energy the particular turbine will produce. The Wind Power Density (WPD) is often used as a yardstick of measuring good locations to place wind power generators. It calculates the effective force of wind at that location and expresses it in terms of the elevation above ground level, over a
This Is It
I went to see this movie yesterday and all I can say is WOW!
Choreography was just unbelievable!
Sorry to see this concert never coming to pass because after seeing the rehearsal footage, that's what you want next and you don't get it.
Whether you like the man or not, he was an amazing talent and performer.
HIGHLY RECOMMEND this movie. Can't wait for the DVD!
Yesterday Was Halloween. Merry Christmas!
it's that time of year again. i went to walmart last night to get a flat tire fixed, and i had the typical one-hour wait. there was nothing that i needed to buy while i was there, so i spent my time wandering around, looking at all the wondrous crap that other people buy. being male, i was drawn to the hardware department by a force similar to gravity. after browsing the sub-standard tools and listening to a couple argue about paint colors, i found myself in the sporting goods department. considering the balance of my checking account, there was nothing there that i needed. i thought it best to move on, so i wandered into the lawn and garden department where my eyes were assaulted with the sight of an eight-foot tall inflatable santa claus. i looked around, and saw that ALL of the shelves were stocked with ribbons and bows, wrapping paper, and tacky lawn ornaments. at least they weren't playing christmas music...i had a meeting first thing this morning when i arrived at work.
Dia De Los Muertos ... Explanation Of The Holiday
Alot of people have been asking what this is about .. so i decided yo make a blog on it to exsplain exactly what the holiday is about. After this i hope you get a better understaning of this holiday. The celebration marks the day when the spirits of dearly departed loved ones are thought to travel across the dimensions to pay a visit to the homes where they once lived.It is a time for remembering those who are gone with love and reverence, and for celebrating life and renewal. Families honor their loved ones by telling stories about them and by preparing meals and beverages the departed used to enjoy in life.The living relatives usually create a special altar in a designated area of the home and decorate it with items they believe the souls of the departed will find comforting, reassuring and welcoming at the end of their long journey.The offerings - las ofrendas - displayed on each altar may include favorite foods, wreaths or petals of marigolds, candles and incense. The smell of b
Trust In Those Close To You
I have learned a very hard lesson. The hardest one for a person that takes family to heart. I know I can not trust in those that I love and hold dear. I have been proven that over and over. But ! You keep on hopping you are wrong. Pray that what you have been shown is not true.
Then the day that you really need help when you have never asked anyone for anything you get hurt to the core of you heart and soul by the ones you believe you can trust and turn to.
As of now there is only one person in my life that I know that will be there. He is my son, and I know he will do what ever he can for me. Other than that I will never turn to anyone else again. My heart will be ice to any other living soul. There isn't much of it left after what I have been through over the last few days.
Illusted Essenttials Of Musculoskeletal Anatomy: Brachioradialis
Origin: Lateral supracondylar ridge of humerus
Insertion: Styloid process of radius
Action: Flexion of elbow in neutral position
Nerve: Radial Nerve (Cervical 5, 6)
Palpate: With forearm in neutral position, palpate muscle belly medial on upper forearm during resisted elbow flexion.
Illusted Essenttials Of Musculoskeletal Anatomy: Triceps Brachii
Origin: 1. Long head: infraglenoid tubercle of scapula
2. Lateral head: posterior humerus above spiral groove
3. Medial head: posterior humerus below spiral groove
Insertion: Olecranon process of ulna
Action: Extension of elbow
Long head: extension of humerus
Nerve: Radial Nerve (Cervical 7, 8)
Broken smilesBroken livesComing together in search of answersEach one looking for somethingto make them feel rightEach one scared of the monsters insideReaching out to eachother hoping to findsome kind of saving graceA life lineWe all are continually searching, seekingTrying to find a place in the worldWhere we belong And are truely accepted, for who we are.
its been a very tough year started out with a bad head injury which left me with memory loss and headaches. then tore the cartlidge in my wrist. work comp quit paying for treatment so had to get a lawyer. then i lost my job which havent been able to find one yet cause of the injuries. then broke my right foot so i couldnt walk or drive . finally got a walking cast as of last week sweet. im trying to start over start fresh im sorry if i have upset you or pissed u off if i have im sorry because i cant remember what i did or said i do remember faces but names is hard for me and im just trying to make amends with those who i hurt or forgot im sorry please if i have done this to you please xplain to me what i did, so i know and so it wont happen again live laugh love learning to laugh again thank you for listening
This is your wakeup call Mr.Dramun, what are you doing with your life?
What...what was that?
Adrian Dramun roused himself in an upright position, his legs hanging over the edge of the bed. He stared dumbly at the telephone he held in his hand. Cheap motel pieces really, hardly able to call them telephones in this society of cell-phones (Four in every household, we swear). It was tainted a dull yellow, the mouth piece barely hanging on. With disgust of the device Adrian slammed the phone down, finally releasing the mouth piece from its purgatory of the hundreds of hot breathed creatures that spoke to it.
Adrian hunched his shoulders and rested his elbows on his knees. He buried his face into his hands. This was a morning ritual to him. Wake, clean off the sleep from his face. He would do this for about a minute, rubbing his eyes with the palms of his hands as if that
19 days until mah burfday & 5 mil to level, you should totally do something about that....and I want an Edward Cullen barbie doll so I can shove his head up my twat.
Well as some of you know I am really not around much. I took and am still taking a much needed break from fubar. It isn't anything against anyone and nothing per say is wrong I just need a break. I go through things that are personal and real life of course always comes first, and if you know me then you know I have 2, yes 2 teenage boys, that well are teenagers. So I am ok. I am doing ok. Just going through a patch of life that is a little more difficult than others right now.
I hope you all are well and I miss you my friends and family!!
Facebook has be come an addiction. Here's new quiz results. Bah!
I just took the "What Deadly Sin Are You?" quiz and the result is LUST.
your obsessive, sexual appetites, unlawful and unnatural to put this short your practically a sexual-addict
Behind Every Face - 1/15/09
BEHIND EVERY FACE
Do you see him?
Do you hear her?
No, all you see is you
All you hear is noise
Behind every face
Is the promise of truth
Behind every pair of eyes
is the terrible proof – of our inconsequence
When the door knocks
Do you not answer?
When the finger points
Bright is the reflection in the mirror
Behind every facet
is the interminable racket
What do you really see?
What really feeds the orifice
of your listening device?
I thought so.
And I Had A Good Comment.
So I'm MuMMing and all that stuff. I left Goober a nice comment and then went to another one. Since I don't feel like doing a lot of screen caps for it, enjoy my copy paste.
"to everyone that isnt on my friends list.....you are all either stupied bitchs or stupied asshole you choose"
Here are a few commments that made me giggle:
"spellcheck is your friend, it's not "stupied", it's "stupid", fucking moron"
"Irony.It's what's for breakfast."
"The fuck is 'stupied'?Pot, meet Kettle."
Then what I WAS going to say, but the MuMM got deleted before I could actually post it.
"lmao. You're spelling and lack of any other form of intelligence is why you aren't on my friends list. ;)"
Thought I'd share.
SEND ME YOUR ANSWERS PLEASE..... 1. Your Name: 2. Age : 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear?
A couple moves into their new house. The husband works alot, and often leaves his wife alone to tend to the house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day, she asks, "Honey, will you spend some time with me?" He said, "What do I look like, Mr Romance?"
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. And his wife is strangely content.....He asks his wife
Attracting more than 60 million dedicated gamers worldwide, FarmVille is no doubt the most popular online game at present. As such, many are now searching for FarmVille tips, strategies and secrets. Click here to read more - FarmVille Tips and FarmVille Cheats To become a successful farmer in the Farmville, the most important thing you need is money, and a lot of it. With money, you can even buy yourself a $1 million luxurious FarmVille villa, the icon that marks your dominant status. To achieve that level, it is as good as knowing how to make your money fast. One proven way to make your money fast is by using the soy bean trick. Soy beans yield a huge amount of returns when harvested. Therefore, it is a nonetheless a brilliant move to grow soy beans. After awhile, you will make it pass level 20 and the access to broccoli will be made possible. Broccoli is a very much profitable harvest as compared to soy beans. Therefore, start planting broccoli religiously and your money will add u
The Horth Withperer
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'
So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams
dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the
The midget gets up, sputtering and
Like A Dying Lady!
And like a dying lady, lean and pale, Who totters forth, wrapp'd in a gauzy veil, Out of her chamber, led by the insane And feeble wanderings of her fading brain, The moon arose up in the murky East, A white and shapeless mass.
If you could touch me
Where would you begin
my neck, my lips
my hands, my hips
Would you reach for whatever part was exposed
and take what ever
I was willing to give...
would you make sure that every breath leaving my mouth
somehow said your name
could you steal my heart even for a second...
force me into thinkin you are the only one
would you push your way into
everything I am
and take nothing in return
except the moisture of my lips
would you create a reason to stay just one minute longer
only to hear say more
in silent stares and heavy breaths
would listen for the moment when it was all euphoric
reach for me
only to break me
into small pieces of passion and exhaustion
If you could touch me
Where would you begin
my neck, my lips
my hands, my hips......
I am the LORD Jesus Christ !
The message of Jesus Christ1 The Lord God created man, created this book (Old Testament + Revelation) also that people knew and recognized him. This book is prophetic, rather thanhistorical, which has written Lord God, during the creation of world, their own hands, (because he can do it, because he created man) latest book of Revelation (New Testament in fact fictitious) because the Bible, Old Testament, Consist of different sorts of books (more than 1000 chapters and 43 headline). Of Revelation John, is the same John, from the book Maccabees, which is the smallest, and that I, as John and Jesus Christ, this is the same person. Book of Maccabees penultimate book is the Bible, who do not have many Bibles. Byblos is almost 4000 years of history of prophetic, advanced, and this prophetic history is torn off sense between books of Revelation and the Maccabees, nearly thirty years, these thirty years a clean sheet which my life and you
So I haven't written in forever and for some reason (my new found fondness of books perhaps) I find myself being compelled more and more to put my thoughts to paper so to speak. There are alot of things on fu that just simply get on my last nerv like how people will beg and beg for bombs and auto's but are to lazy to take the time to simply go and actually go to someones page and actually rate tnem. Fu has really lost it's appeal for me, it use to be the one place where I felt like i could escape the "real world" and just have fun.. But now day's HA!!!!! People have forgotten the meaning of the word fun and have replaced it with pathetic begging and point whore's.. Sad.. Call me crazy but i just no longer really see the appeal in all of it I mean I am VERRY appreciative of all the bling people have given me espically the ones i really liked......
i don't know I guess it's just that time to take another fu'cation for a few months.. the fu has just become a boring place full of perver
Faith, Love And Hope
Faith is in general the persuasion of the mind that a certain statement is true. Faith in Christ is a grace wrought in the heart by the Holy Spirit, whereby we receive Christ as our Savior, our Prophet, Priest, and King, and love and obey him as such. This living faith in Christ is the means of salvation-not meritoriously, but instrumentally. Without it there can be no forgiveness of sins, and no holiness of life; and they who are justified by faith, live and walk by faith.
That which gives hope; he or that which furnishes ground of expectation, or promises desired good. Confidence in a future event; the highest degree of well founded expectation of good; as a hope founded on God's gracious promises.One of the three main elements of Christian character.Hope is an essential and fundamental element of Christian life, so essential indeed, that, like faith and love, it can itself designate the essence of Christianity.
Holy love in man would make the whole heart and soul supremely del
What Is Love?
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken
"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong "Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes "Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain "To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde "Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." - Erich Fromm "Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." - unknown "Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Elizabeth Browning >>>>>>AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL
So my friend Stephanie was just showing me a new app she got for her iPhone, whereby you can take a picture of something, and Amazon will identify if they sell it or not, or what the nearest thing they do sell is. Having tried it with a book, it seemed appropriate to just send them a picture of my face and see if they sold that. A few minutes later, we were sent this :
Ain't technology brilliant?
Tortured FleshBeat Down BodyBruised and BrokenBleeding, Torn HeartRunning to HideNothing is StationaryEvery Step of Mine is Two of TheirsI am FallingMust keep GoingEndless MazeAround in CirclesMy Ending is My StartJust Give InCan't Go FurtherLay Down, Make It EasyAnd Death Takes Me In
Ugg Genuine Analysis
The following is the second parts about uggs genuine:
The fifth move: Looked that this shop UGG shoe to be whether diverse, if the design are many, that is impossible to copy that many, thinks imitates makes a shoe the cost is high how, moreover is impossible to imitate makes that kind of sales volume not good shoe. Therefore is certainly produces for ugg boots the sale the design and the color, only will then be profitable. Therefore, sells generally imitates version UGG in the shop design to have several sections. I knew American UGG imitates the version design to have CLASSIC the SHORT classics to be short at present, CLASSIC the TALL classics are high, UPTOWN, CARGO, ULTRA SHORT, ULTRA TALL, SUNDANCE, SUNBURST TALL and so on. Imitates version's color to have the true colors, the maroon, the black and so on this kind of classical color.
the sixth move: Tries on, the real wool puts on the wool to be very slippery, will not have the astringent feeling, will put on very quickly is v
People Are Lazy Stupid Idiots.
Before I begin... If the title offends you... suck it up. The truth hurts. Get used to it. If it wasn't true about YOU, it wouldn't effect YOU.
People are idiots. Period. They believe anything! Everything! Whatever!?!? First off, people need to learn to think for themselves. Question what others say! Please! Don't just go along and believe everything everyone tells you. Sadly, most will still go right back on believing everything they hear. Why? Well... the reason they don't want to think for themself is because they are LAZY! Yes! That's it! Not only are people complete idiots, they are lazy idiots. They would rather do a sloppy job that gets the job done temporarily and have to come back to it later rather than just doing the job right the first time!
Then! People will just come up with excuses(reasons that do not apply or coverup something) why they can't perform a specified task... and then put junk off to tomorrow... which turns into the next day, and the next day, and the n
For A Fun And Enjoy Able Time For Weddingz,partiez And Barz
this iz for all you laidez and jentz who are lookin for a real life dj for your small partiez, for you bar gigz, and also for you weddingz, we garentee that you will get getin on your lambo feetiez and beatin feet on that dance floor message me and ill give you a set price i will get to you as soon as possible.thank you and peace out everyone this if for people located near my state will be able to work out a deal ill keep ya posted if i can do it ..have a wonderful day
Well, I'm trying to get back to writing more. Right now I have several novels in various states of completion. I really need to get my writing frame of mind back.
I've been in a funk lately, and when I get in one of those, my writing suffers.
What stinks is, I really do need to get back to work on Darkfire Blazing. I've had several people tell me they love Bow & Blade, and they are waiting intently on Storm Rising.
I have things mapped out, but I just can't get motivated to work on it. Not only that, but other books I have are suffering.
Oh well, these things are cyclic... and soon I feel I'll get back to following my dream. And when I do... tremble in fear!
Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 4
Grocery Store | Vancouver, Canada
(A kid walks up and asks to buy a pack of cigarettes.)
Me: “Could I see your ID please?”
(The kid hands me an un-laminated piece of hand-cut white paper with a picture taped to it and all the “information” handwritten.)
Me: “Seriously, you’re going to try this?”
Customer: “It’s my military ID…”
Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 3
Coffee shop | Portsmouth, UK
(I work in an English branch of a US coffee chain. Because we’re a naval town, US navy ships always stop here and the sailors come in for ‘a taste of home’…)
Me: “Hello, what would you like?”
Sailor 1: “One of your chocolate frappuccinos.”
Me: “OK. What size do you want?”
Sailor 1: “Erm… can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Yeah, go on then.”
Sailor: “Are your frappuccinos made with ice, like they are back in the states?”
Sailor 2: “Yeah, good point man!”
Me: “Yes, yes they are made with ice.”
Sailor 2: “Is that British ice or do you get it, like, flown over from the States so it tastes the same?”
Sailor 1: “Dude! Yeah! Is it going to taste the same as it does at home?!”
Me: “Why don’t you try it and let me know?”
Sailors 1 & 2: “Yeahhh…&rdqu
Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 2
Tech Support | Huntsville, AL, USA
(We had a notice from one of the Nevada affiliates that Las Vegas residents would be suffering from a network outage due to a problem with their broadcasting equipment.)
Customer: “I think someone is standing next to your satellite with a ham radio. You need to run out and get them to stop.”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, but that’s not the problem–”
Customer: “I will have you know, son, I am a Gunnery Sergeant. I’ve worked with Hand Operated Radios for years and I’m telling you RIGHT NOW…there is someone standing next to your satellite with a d*** radio and it’s interfering with my signal. I demand you to get out there and tell them to stop.”
Me: “Far be it from me to ever argue with my clients, but I will have to at this time. I understand that you’re a Gunny Sergeant and that you’ve operated HAM radios for years, but I know my satellite equipment, and it&rsqu
Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 1
USMC (troubleshooter for f-18 jets) | MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA, USA
Me: “Okay sir, can you hear me?”
Pilot: “Loud and clear. Okay, I have a problem with my radar…it won’t test and nothing is coming up in the O-F-F position.”
Me: “Well, sir, turn it to the O-N position and let me know how things work out.”
Not Always Right | Gastronomically Priced Apparel
Clothing Store | Columbia, MD, USA
(While working at a well-known clothing store, a customer walks up to my cash register empty handed.)
Me: “Did you find everything you needed today?”
Customer: “I’ve been in here for fifteen minutes and nobody gave me a table yet.”
Customer: “Yeah. I’ve been here for fifteen minutes and nobody sat me down.”
Me: “We have a couch over by the fitting rooms if you’d like to have a seat.”
Customer: “You don’t have any tables? What about booths?”
Me: “Um…we don’t have anything like that here.”
Customer: “Is this a new type of restaurant or something?”
Me: “No, this is a clothing store; we sell clothes. That’s why we have lots of clothing here and no kitchen.”
Customer: “Oh…why didn’t anybody tell me?”
Me: “Did you ask someone?”
Not Always Right | If The Brew Fits...
Coffee Shop | California, USA
(We’ve run out of flat lids for our large cold drinks, so we’re using the domed ones instead.)
Coworker: “I have a large iced green tea ready.”
Customer: “Does it LOOK like I want whipped cream on that!?”
Coworker: “I’m really sorry, ma’am, but unfortunately we are all out of the flat lids for the venti sized drinks. I have to put a dome lid–”
(The customer points to small-sized flat lids.)
Customer: “Those are flat lids!”
Coworker: “Actually, those only fit our small iced cups.”
(The customer rolls her eyes, grabs a small flat lid, and tries to put it on her large cup. Because it’s smaller, the lid falls into her drink and spills tea all over the counter.)
Customer: “WHY WON’T THIS FIT!?”
Not Always Right | Phishing For Answers
Me: “This is [company name].”
Customer: “Hi, who’s this?”
Me: “Are you calling for tech support?”
Tech Support | Los Angeles, CA, USA
Customer: “Oh, I guess it’s the wrong number. Well, what do you guys do?”
Me: “We’re an online virtual conferencing company. We allow you to host meetings online with webcams and slideshows.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s cool, anything else you do, other features?”
Me: “We also have a feature that lets you remotely take control of another person’s computer, or show them your own.”
Customer: “Oh really? That’s pretty awesome. So can you take control of anybody’s computer?”
Me: “Yeah, as long as their system supports the software.”
Customer: “So, can you do it without their permission…like, can you use it to hack into somebody’s computer with it?”
Me: “No, guests must be att
Not Always Right | Identity Bereft
Call Center | McAllen, TX, USA
Caller: "What is your name?"
Me: *giving up* "Yes, Jonathan."
Caller: "But that's a boys name!"
Me: "Yes, yes it is..."
Not Always Right | I Hate It When I Miss Kilometer Wide Spaceships, Too
Movie Theater | Calgary, AB, Canada
Customer: “Excuse me, I was just wondering…I see some signs out there on the front door that say ‘Theaters For Humans Only.’ Can you tell me what those are?”
Me: “Oh, those are some promotional signs for an upcoming movie, District 9. They’re designed to look like real warning signs as part of a viral marketing campaign.”
Customer: “Oh, cool! So what’s the movie going to be about?
(I explain the overall plot to the customer. Halfway through, her boyfriend returns from the restroom and listens quietly while I finish explaining.)
Me: “…so the aliens land in South Africa, and they end up becoming like refugees.”
Customer’s boyfriend: *completely serious* “Wait, hang on a second…so are the aliens real?!”
Me: “Oh, no. It’s the plot to this movie called District 9.”
Customer’s boyfriend: “Oh, good! I thought there
Not Always Right | Mmmm, Moisturizer
Retail | Denver, CO, USA
Customer: “Excuse me, I’d like to return this lotion. It gives me a rash.”
Me: “Sure, no problem.”
(The customer hands me her used lotion. Half the bottle has been used up.)
Customer: “What do you do with the returned lotion?”
Me: “Well, since this is used, I have to mark it out and throw the product away.”
Customer: “Like, in the garbage?”
Customer: “But there are starving children in China!”
Not Always Right | Bugging Out
Police Department | Florida, USA
Me: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Caller: “If anyone calls about screaming coming from **** Road, disregard it. I just had a bug on me.” *click*
It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUI don’t want to be your tourniquetFor minor lacerationsDon’t wanna be your Romeo Because you’re no Goddamn Julietyou always did know just what to say; insult and injuryYOU JUST LOVE TO HATE ME!It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUYou’ve got a gunI’ve got a gun Let’s write a tragic endingDon’t wanna be this way againDon’t wanna be the one to blameyou can have the high roads; I’ll take the lows, disguise the frailtyI JUST LOVE TO HATE YOU!((FCK I HATE LOSING SOMETHING THAT I LOVE))....:(
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.
Time For Me To Fly
"I've been around for youI've been up and down for youBut I just can't get any reliefI've swallowed my pride for youI've lived and lied for youBut you still make me feel like a thiefYou got me stealin' your love away'Cause you never give itPeeling the years awayAnd we can't relive itI make you laughAnd you make me cryI believe it's time for me to flyYou said we'd work it outYou said that you had no doubtThat deep down we were really in loveOh, but I'm tired of holding onTo a feeling I know is goneI do believe that I've had enoughI've had enough of the falsenessOf a worn out relationEnough of the jealousyAnd the intolerationI make you laughAnd you make me cryI believe it's time for me to fly[Refrain:]Time for me to flyOh, I've got to set myself freeTime for me to flyAnd that's just how it's got to beI know it hurts to say goodbyeBut it's time for me to flyOh, don't you know it's...[Refrain]It's time for me to fly[Repeat to end]..."
It fucking hurts
I stubbed it
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I loved you, You made me, Hate me. You gave me, Hate see?It saved me, And these tears are deadly. You feel that?I riped that, Everytime you tried to seal that. You feel bad?You feel sad?I'm sorry, hell no fuck that! It was my heart, It was my life, It was my start, It was your knife. This strife it dies, This life and these lies.And these lungs have sung, This song for too long.And it's true I hurt too, Remember I loved you! And I've, lost it all, Fell today, It's all the same. I'm sorry, oh. I'm sorry no, no. And I've, been abused, I feel so used, Because of you. I'm sorry, oh. I'm sorry, no. No.I wish I could I could have quit you.I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, Every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, And all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the thought of you, The pain just grew and grew! How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. It never was enough and the world is what I gave to you.I used to be love struck, Now I'
Words From An Old Friend
So these words were written to me..over 15 years ago from a man who was significantly older than me..we were exchanging poetry for a long time via mail...and it was always interesting sometimes sensual..sometimes plain as the day to day...He was a great man..that encouraged me to continue writing...and yes I did have an insane crush on him...and yet I only really knew him for a weeken..at a gathering in MA...
Somewhere In Time
I use to call you mine
Brought a new
My fingers played
In the tiny curls of your hair
Learning every inch
of your breast and stomach
as if writing imaginary
on your skin
I looked for water
in the hollows of your body
and tasted life
within the moisture of your mouth
with the sweet scent of
passion on our lips
But only in dreams
I hold you near
wondering - How would I ever
Maybe somewhere in a fairytale
I use to call you mine
Black blood grows cold on old wounds,Main arteries convulse for the last time.Pain sets in, not with the victimBut with his family, his friends, his lover.It was a quick end, an easy way out.A childhood lost,A teenage stolen,An adulthood murdered.Singular in death as he was in life.All is gone;A stillness hovers in the air.Killed with the hand of self-loathing.Self-torment is a bitch, and only has one end.
Spice Girls - Mama
She Used to be my enemy and never letting me be free, catching me in places that I know I shouldn't be, Every other day I crossed the line I didn't mean to be so bad, I never thought you would become a friend I never had Back then I didn't know why, Why you were misunderstood (mama), So now I see through your eyes, all that you did was love Mama I love you, Mama I care, Mama I love you, Mama my friend, You're my friend I didn't want to hear it then but I'm not ashamed to say it now, Every little thing you said and did was right for me, I had a lot of time to think about, about the way I used to be, Never had a sense of my responsibility. Back then I didn't know why, why you were misunderstood, So now I see through your eyes, all that you did was love, Mama I love you, Mama I care, Mama I love you, Mama my friend, You're my friend ,you're my friend But now I'm sure I know why (I know why), why you were misunderstood, So now I see through your eyes, all I can give you is love
Spice Girls - Two Become One
Candle light and soul forever A dream of you and me together Say you believe it, say you believe it Free your mind of doubt and danger Be for real don't be a stranger We can achieve it, we can achieve it Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one [Chorus:] I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be Silly games that you were playing Empty words we both were saying Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy Once again if we endevour Love would bring us together Take it or leave it, take it or leave it Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one [Chorus] Ah, oh wow Ah, oh wow Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one I need some love like I never needed lov
Random Thoughts About Guests To Bars And Nightclubs (long But I Guarantee You Will Laugh)
i wrote this a few years ago when i was managing a large nightclub in my area. i had a terrible night and went home and just vented. this is a MUST read... especially if you have ever worked in a bar or nightclub
a message to you, the club head, from me, your doorman:
those things on your feet, are made by puma. that makes them sneakers. fyi fucker. and retro jordans? i know they cost alot. so do throwback jerseys, but we dont want you wearing those either. stop bein a pain in the ass and dress right. next year youre gonna look at those and be like, i cant believe i used to wear those. (reference your closet full of von dutch and ed hardy wanna be poser wear) put on some fuckin dress shoes.
dont drop names. if you have to drop one, they didnt like you enough to put you on the list with everyone else. now you are gonna inconvenience me to track down your friend so they feel guilty and say "yeah, let em in" just so you can save 10 bucks. thanks for contributing to the excitement of my
in life why there so many unanswered questions like whats wrong with me why am i here and will they ever change. the truth is the answers come threw experiences that we share everyone has them it how we use them to empower us to go farther or accomplish more. If we were all the same then what would we change
What A Wonderful World
Okay so this was the best trip to Renfaire ever!! There was no infighting or bitching at our camp at all. We all worked collaboratively to produce not only a beautiful camp, but one completely drama free...My dear Sister rented us a UHaul. We loaded up everyone's gear and tons of mattresses. The back became our communal living area with one big sleeping pit for warmth. Our dear outtatown got us the primo camping space. We were wedged betweens Queens and a swamp created by Thursday's rain. On one of our sides was nothing but fields. So lovely. We were under a piney woods tree umbrella that filtered the moonlight, to accentuate the wonderful outtatown's gorgeous pale skin as she sat topless in it.We dined by candle light under the stars to the beautiful music being made by another neighbor\camp of musicians. They had a fiddler and other assorted instruments. With the main fire circle far in the distance, we had a great mix of both. So damn relaxing.Funny story about that camp.....just as
Mobile Listening Up Again
Of all places, in the UK the people who listen to radio via mobile and digital devices is on the rise. According to RAJAR (Radio Joint Audience Research, which measures UK radio audiences) those who listen on mobile platforms rose 7.5% from last year. Digital grew 14%. RAJAR says digital listening makes up 21% of all radio listening. They also say internet listening is 2.2% of all radio listening. Have you bookmarked BlastFM on your mobile device yet? Don’t forget, do it now so you don’t miss the great music played on BlastFM.
Friends And Others
getting pissed off with so called friends and other users, i hit there page and rate them and very few even bother to view my page let alone rate it or my pics, it pisses me off in a big way............oh, and as for ignorance too many on here just ignore you when you speak to them
Life is about change.Sometimes it's painful,Sometimes it's beautiful,Most of the time it's both.
Beauty-- what is it, really?
Is it just a mere expression of our outward attributes and assets, or is there something more behind the mere veneer of what people judge us by? Do we have a inner light inside of us that is somehow notice or marginalized by what people see on the outside?the answer to both of those questions is yes...our outward beauty shows the world that we feel good about ourselves, but our inner beauty shows the world that no matter what we look like, we still shine on.
F.E.A.R;Fuck Everything And Run-or-Face Everything And Realize
Ok Here It Goes......
ok a little info on current events.
This is just some info for my friends...
With my cousin passing it bought some harship on to my aunt an her taking care of my cousins kids.
My self and my parents decided to send her money to help with the funeral. I can not go do to just being strapped with my kids and all so I wanted to help pay for it.
I have many people EVERYDAY asking me why I am not bombing or have I stopped bombing because I owe them a bombing.
Well on that note I think me bombing 4-7 times a day for a month got everyone that is on my friends list with a bomb folder some without a few times... If I still owe you I will get you eventually.
I will not be able to invest any money into fubar for a bit, I love fubar but my kids love to eat too lol
I am NOT being negligent of the help im getting daily by bombs and rates.... but plz note that I will not be able to bomb you back right now.
I was on a HUGE mission to level and get to 40 NOW-- but that mission has been halted du
ill make this short and sweet its not like anybody gonna read this anyway lol.but reason im leaving this shithole of a thing called fubar is cause u snobby ass ppl.unless ur some half dressed slut or got plenty of money to blow on here they have nuttin to do with you.im not only 1 who belives this.only reason ive held on this long is for a very i mean very few ppl on here but anyway i might pop in once ina while to check on those few ppl and just keep my page up just for them but rest of u fuckers can kiss my big fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halloween Night 2009
Last night was GREAT! I had a blast at Area, there was so many different Halloween Costumes to see and the lines for the bars were crazy! I don't think I have ever been in a placed so packed and stilled had so much fun. We had to wait anywhere from 45 minutes to and hour to get up to the bar tender and order, but while in line you get to talking to a lot of great people and have some good times too.
One big highlight of the night was when a woman sitting at a table by use came over and told me her friend and her were talking about how fantastic my boobs look in my shirt. It was so sweet of this woman who didn't know me to come over and tell me this.
Another highlight of last night was when my sister saw a guy walk by and had him come sit with us since he was alone. Well while talking to him I found out that he had passed the CompTIA A+ test and was certified, so I thought it was pretty cool, until I found out that he had no idea what a CMOS Battery was. Then it all went dow
It Could Have Been
A dark and dreary day it could have been, A funeral procession, Heads hung in mourning numbers, A young woman in infinite slumber, Buried in rich red velvet and dark mahogany; Her friends and family in agony. They ask, "Why did she want to leave? To go, and make us grieve?" The thick gray headstone might have read, Our daughter, Forever, we lay her to bed. Then they'd walk away, weeping And she'd just be sleeping... That was the way it could have been, After weeks and months, maybe ten Years would go by, and someone would query "Who was that girl, so young it was eerie, That she would want to die, Even before she gave life a try." Or ask, "Think of her mother, what must she feel? Does she still think if this is actually real? Or does she wish her baby will still come home?" Even though now her soul might roam In the wide open world she needed so severely, Despite the people she hurt so badly... That was almost the way things turned out, Death seemed the only way to go about The confu
Come On It Will Be Fun :d
Copy this and post and see what people rate you. 1:Crazy. 2:I'd Marry You. 3:Talkative. 4:Sarcastic. 5:Bangable. 6:Clubhead. 7:Moody. 8:Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10:Mouthy. 11:Random. 12:Hot. 13:Funny. 14:Fit. 15:Amazing. 16:Tough. 17:Cute. 18:Bf/Gf Type. 19:Player. 20:The Best. 21: God loving 22: Smart 23: Loving 24: Loyal 25:Trust worthy 26:Fake 27:Spiritual 28:PEST
The moon has risen the sun has gone, The fairies come out one by one.The stars light their way through the weary night.They must get prepared for their untimely flight.The winter has come much too soon.They must flee this night, by the light of the moon.The days are cold, the nights just as bad.The fairies have lost what they once had.The warmth of the sun, the breeze of the night,Now they are desperate, fleeing by flight.
[one Sunday Down]
This is the best Sunday I've ever had where I really didn't do everything I wanted toand started with a nightmare.
My head is killing me, and I just got back from the old folks home
and let me tell youmy gramma is old, crazy and hilarious. Spent the better part of three hours with her talkin about ... hell everything really.
In the meantime, my lips are chapped, and I'm running very low on pain killers. But I've really come to two profound ideas this week.
Sometimes, it really isYOUR fault.
And its not always about you.
*Also, when I go for a walk, please keep your 8 months pregnant twelve year old inside.I don't need to be that depressed on such a sunny day.
At least I'm not doing what I was a year agoand that was probably drinking.Heavilly. Before noon. Let's check shall we?
What It Is You Do To Me
There you sitsmilingAnd it's you I watchwantingBut you don't even knowWhat it is you do to meSo I keep on watchingand wantingas I bleedEvery time I look at youEvery time I talk to youEvery time I smell youMy heart continuesmeltingAnd I am foreverdreamingWhenever you pass me byWhenever you catch my eyeI feel like I want to cryBecause of what it is you do to meYour eyesgleamingAnd your lipsplead
Something I Do In My Spare Time... A Little Poetry.
--My Fate--Looking through the hour glass,Counting each second.Not really knowing where I'll be&& where I'll go from here.Looking through my eyes,I'm amazed by all the beauty that surrounds me.It's a wonder I have found it when I did.I'm amazed,What such fate surrounds me,On my journey through life?Will I stray from the right path?Will that fate lead me to an ending path?I can't walk it alone.I need someones hand to hold,To help me make it safely home.-Shyra
This is a pretty simple review to write. If you've seen at least two Saw movies then you basically know what this one was like. Lots of plot twists, lots of answers to questions you didn't know you had, and lots of emphasis on the moral of the story: Appreciate your life or someone may kill you.
The gore was way up in this episode of the series. I had to cover my eyes a few times, not from fear, but from disgust. Like when an obese gentleman was cutting off his own fat to give up his pound of flesh in Jigsaw's newest game. The story was good as far as Saw goes and wasn't predictable. If you aren't a Saw fan I'm not sure this is the movie that will reel you in. In fact unless you are quite familiar with the ENTIRE Jigsaw plot it may not be a very good movie. Luckily I watched Saw 1-5 just days before watching this one so I was in the know. On its own it wasn't great, as a part of the series I enjoyed it. Wal-Mart has the first five movies packaged toge
Odaat- Today Is My Special Gift From God
When the “poor me” mood is upon us, we’re overwhelmed by all the troubles we have to face.
This is especially likely to happen when we have begun to try and change our thinking about ourselves and our relation to others.
We may, aft first, become too analytical and try to solve too much at once.
For this frame of mind there is an almost infallible prescription: to empty our minds of all thoughts but one:
TODAY and how to use it.
This day is mine. It is unique. Nobody in the world has one exactly like it.
It holds the sum of all my past experience and all my future potential.
It belongs to me to do with whatever I like.
I can fill it with joyous moments or ruin it with fruitless worry.
I wish people would at the very least rake up the leaves on their sidewalk on Halloween. If you have a broken, uneven sidewalk covered in leaves & sticks, there will be problems.
Yes, of course I hurt myself again. Got my foot jammed into someones broken, wet leaf covered sidewalk, fell & sprained my ankle, It is green & purple right now. I even skinned the left knee & dented my new aluminum water bottle.
I should egg their damn house.
try styler, sara, or ?
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Stranded - 1/28/09
Nothing makes the blade of your mind as sharp as betrayal
Dulling your conscious thought of wrong and right
Before they came to fill you with light
You were stranded, waiting in the tribunal
But here you are now
Breathing in, breathing out; so small a trip
One step, two steps, down the center lane
As you carry the coffer of your soul
Sounds faded and vision blurred
Allowing your deliverance to bear the torn scream of, “YES! This day it will start!”
And so it did
So subtly did it have you consumed
So blatantly cavalier was your assurance
Of the day you would hold them forever
Yes! Forever, they are yours.
No matter their deeds, no matter their lies
The bars of a prison are seen from both sides
Feeling so cold and smooth
As you must remember to be
Here you are, stranded again
Oh, but not for long; lose the couth
Mark every breath, measure every step
Embrace the repetition of that last scene
You know the one
The very one that gleaned th
It helps to remember that there are worse things than being alone.
I went and saw this movie with an open mind. I assumed it wouldn't be very good, but was pleasantly surprised with the reviews. I must admit I'm not a big fan of the show so I really wasn't expecting a whole lot. I am however a big fan of B rated horror films.
Unfortunately this movie was less than B rated. It was probably one of the most awful movies I've ever seen. The acting was horrible. We are talking about a girl who is aware that an entity of some kind has been following her since she was at least eight years old; yet she can barely muster up enough fear to keep her awake at night. Which leads to scene after scene of her and her boyfriend asleep in bed. Only to be woken up by the demon. The boyfriend is very in too figuring out what is stalking her. He is supposedly a daytrader from home, and they live in a huge house in San Diego. He also says he never knew that she had these problems until they moved in together. He uses that fact against her
Rio Is Lovely
Wow..I seriously don't even know what to say. Rio IS lovely and amazing and generous and wonderful and so many other things.
She bought me a HH and I don't know how to thank her.
You are an amazing person and I'm glad I know you.
I decided to start this blog because I'm bored and jobless. I also happen to be a movie fanatic, and I know some of my favorite fu's are also. This is the one and only time I'm going to say this, I don't care if you don't agree that is why it's called an opinion. I am not a professional critic. I know what I like and don't like and that's all that matters to me. i do however encourage and support suggestions, opinions, and discussions about these films or others.
Basketball Lesson Help Needed
I'm writing a lesson plan for one of my classes. It is set in the reciprocal style of teaching. To put it simply, the students are in groups of 2 or 3 and one student performs the task while the other observes and provides feedback.
I need help coming up with basketball tasks for the students to perform. So far I have dribbling with a defender, so that means they will need to be in groups of 3.
I need two more tasks. I've thought about doing something with shooting. Keep in mind most of these students are very poorly skilled so a free throw is probably out of the question. I need something fun, simple, and easy to observe for the students to do.
Thanks for any help!
Whens it my turn to scream and yell and say fuck the world! Everything hits you all at once and your knocked on your ass and your like what the fuck man. Dealing with it all having no one. Then having to be the one to be there for the people that are closest to. Not being able to get to say your fuck the world. Quitely screaming in your head trying to keep it together for the other person. I want to know when the fuck its my fucking turn to have something. Other then someone elses pitty party. Get the fuck over it shit fucking happens. Some of us have real problems to deal with and your not fucking helping. Oh well what the fuck ever. Thats what im here for, a shoulder to cry on. To be truthful, I dont give a fuck about anyone. You dont like it get the fuck over it and jump off a bridge and do everyone a favor. Quit your bitching, I dont care. Fuck you and Fuck the world.
Two Servers Serving A Market Perspective And Assessment
South Korean online giant NCSOFT's classic masterpiece "Eternal Tower" since listing, then its ultimate effect and the gorgeous screen draw in the "World of Warcraft" system settings from around the world launched a "magic Animal World "online games after the climax, a very aesthetic trend of Korean online games. Perhaps you might ask: is the world? Xiao Bian here can tell you that, even in South Korea and Japan and our national dress clothes, there is still a considerable Aion CD Key in this part of Europe and the United States in which the player, I remember that dress, just getting on clothes, they attracted a lot of foreigner players, only for the prerelease experience. North America's largest online games site, according to MMORPG online games the past few months, looking forward to table display, "Aion" has been occupied in the first three by the majority of players are looking forward to Europe and the United States, and even foreigners players cited the "Eternal Tower" in Europ
One Of Characteristics Of Aoc
You will provide in the majority of games the bow, according to “fire” the key then looked that your role will shoot arrows automatically, you may choose the manual aiming archery in Age of Conan Power Leveling to look like some singles to play such, corresponding, will select this method has the reward to the skill and accurate. This is very high to archer's request, but this will let and you before has seen any large-scale multi-person online game (hereafter referred to as MMO) completely differently. We have created a system, can play the family true to lead the game and lets they initiative participation the fight Age of Conan Power Leveling. This means that plays the family to be able the real-time control attack, the aiming, the plan as well as coordinated, but is not only the click automatic attack then everywhere shakes. Plays the family to make the strategically on them with the match position decision, then discovers the match weakness to cause a bigger damage. Th
My children's' cousin's father.......
After a hearing it was determined that defendant is a Second Felony Offender and was sentenced on the Predatory Sexual Assault Against a Child to 25 years to Life; on the Sexual Abuse 1st to a 7 year determinate term with 15 years post release supervision; and on the Endangering the Welfare of a Child to 1 year, all to be served concurrently but consecutively to any current prison term.
I dug through boxes last week, searching for Halloween costumes—a witch dress and hat for me, a wizard costume for my mother. The hunters were in for a treat: costumed ladies, as well as dinner dishes like “fingertips of jaundiced children.” (Corn, in case you were wondering.)
Soybean harvest is finally underway, the hunting season is in full swing, and I’ve been busy as ever. You would think that retirement would leave me more time for sleeping in and writing, but my days are filled, my calendar overbooked. Last week I filled out application materials for the Dakota Territory Bar Examination. In doing so, I learned a thing or two about myself: One, I’ve lived at fourteen residences in the last ten years. Two, I loathe filling out forms.
There have been times during the last year or two when I wondered if I might be crazy. When I was on page twenty or so of the thirty-some-page character and fitness form, trying to recall the details of a speedi
Words And The Moment
Words. They are a tool we use to describe because we have no more effective way to share, to portray, to illustrate. Wether it is an idea, an event, an emotion, an object.
I find that evolved as they may be, as much as we have created intricate ones to describe, they are cannot even begin to decribe something, anything in its entirety.
Since time is a finite resource, and to truly describe anything, even as simple as a rock, we would need ages, we simplify.
And thus in repetition, lessen whatever it is we describe , until it becomes but a shell, a tiny fracture, of what it really is.
That may be a small sacrifice, or loss when it applies to ,say, a rock. Or a chair.
But what about love? Hate? Loss?Joy?. Whole sonnets, Whole libraries cannot begin to illustrate these. So too much dependance on them blinds us to what things really are. They deafen us to the enormity of a feeling or an idea.
Can you distill and orgasm into a paragraph? The first kiss into a sentence. Love into a wor
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When I Was A Little Girl People Called Me Lotta
This story begins when Lotta 10 is on the way home after playing at a friends house ..Lotta discovers that dad is not home so she goes to the playground and sit down to wait for her daddy to come home ..After a while, uncle Stig comes by to gonna visit dad, sees Lotta in the playground and begins to talk to her ..Since Lotta had been waiting quite awhile she is starting to get really hungry, uncle Stig says they can go home to him and eat, - we leave a note to dad so he knows where you are ..So Lotta who have known Uncle Stig all her life trusted him and followed him to the car ..The sound of the engine made Lotta fall asleep as it does with almost every child ..Lotta wakes up in a very strange place and sees uncle Stig looking real strange ..- Why does he looks so strange? she asks herself .. She notices he has taken off his clothes ..She gets scared when he start to slowly walk towards her with a tie ..He puts the tie around her neck, and tighten it until she faints ...She wakes up w
I Want To Feel That I Lived My Life
It is now that life is mineI have gotten a moment here on earth and my longing has brought me here what I have missed and what I have got Still it is the way I chose my confidence far beyond the wordsthat has shown a little bit of heaven I never reached I want to feel that I am alive all the time that I have shall I live as I want I want to feel that I am alive know that I am enough I have never forgotten who I was I have just let it sleepperhaps I had no choice only the will to exist I want to live happyfor that I am I be strong and free see how the night turns into day I am here and my life is only mine and the heaven I thought could be shall I find somewhere I want to feel that I lived my life
I Want To Go Home
At this minute I am sitting here with a profound yearning for something more. Its no longer enough. To sit at home on a Sunday night was everything I asked for about a year ago when I had no shelter, nothing that was just mine, apart from some clothes, the cats and my life. But now a year later when the worst has settle down and I have found myself, its no longer enough to feel alone now and then and still have my home. The yearning was raised this winter for something more, something deeper, that has been growing deep inside of me for years, longing to be a part of something, has come back again. And it hurts, cuz the only place I ever felt that i really belong, is in Ireland at my grandparents, with my family, or even at my grandmother in Canada, among people who love me unconditionally no matter what mistakes I do.I have in my entire adult life searched for a safe haven where I belong, which has led to a number of countless mistakes. Flying hurts when you always end up falling. But
Pride Prejudice And Zombies Is An Awesome Book, But
So this weekend came and gone,ooooh too fast as always.Weekend started off on a bad foot due to rushing my pup to the animal hospital cus I thought she was choking on something.. only too find out she got an infection in her throat that she caught from another dog at the dog park.
sooo 116 bucks for the meds later, she seems to be doing better..but if I would have waited a couple more days thinking it was just a cold.. we wouldnt have our Little miss Harley Quinn.. so brownie points for me.
God I was a crying mess with worry:|
anywho sense that was taking care off and shes on too recovering..it was time too enjoy my 5 positive things for this weekend.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
you said we'd be forever baby,
but how was i to know,
we cud have stood together baby,
faced the winter snow.
I guess it doent matter baby,
but i think you outta know,
i never love another baby,
i love you so.
where ever i may travel.
ill take you in my heart,
where we'll be forever baby,
i love you so....................................
The Things That Happen
I finally found a way to tell this tale...I have come to realize I attract strange..and crazy...and things out of the ordinary in the universe...
A long time ago I stopped listening to all the beautiful eyes compliments I have been getting them since I was my daughters age...I have realized the majority of people that say it now..arent complimenting whats behind my eyes...so anyway here it goes
I decided I needed to get outta the house for a while...and take some time to do somethi less than involved so I went to go get some things at the store..ride the mass transit..woohoo for mass transit..that always makes for some incidence in y life...normally I get the chronically intoxicated who become my insta friends...sometimes its the guy who cant stop talkin to himself..suddenly finds himself in a conversation with me and whoever else his mind has created...funny I always wonder if maybe he thinks I am there and doesnt know I really am...Or the girl who stayed up too long doing things th
'til Death Do Us Part~
'Til Death Do Us Part~
Each night that I lie beside you And listen to your dreams I am reborn.
Your closeness invigorates me Assuring me that I'm alive- And that life is worth living.
Each time that I touch you Or feel your lips grace my skin I feel an inconceivable peace Spread throughout my being-
A peace that only you can offer.
Each time that our eyes meet while you hold me I watch your beauty project itself Upon everything around you-
And I am in awe at its power.
Every time that I think of you I begin to dream away the day Reminicing in our yesterdays-
While I envision our tomorrows.
Each minute that passes Every second that we're together Is always just as precious as the last.
It is because of these things That I shall remain forever grateful For the love that you have shown me For the life that you have shared with me-
'Til death do us part
What's It Like To Be The Other Woman?~
What's it Like to be the Other Woman?~
To love, but not be loved in return?To see and hear and touch, but not have?To want to be with him, but know you can’t replace her?Unable to equal or exceed her enough to have his love?
What's it like to be the other woman?
To be fucked, but never to make love?To deceive, while at the same time, being deceived yourself?To see the truth, yet still be so damned blind?
The world you want sitting behind a closed window,The rain always falling on your side of the glass
To be standing on the outside of that loving home,Wishing it were you who snuggled up beside him every night.
"When you love someone... truely love them, friend or lover, you lay your heart open to them. You give them a part of Yourself that you give to no one else, and you let them inside a part of you that only they can hurt-you literally hand them the raxor with a map of where to cut deepest and most painfully on your heart and soal. And when they do strike, It's crippling-like haveing your heart carved out. It leaves you naked and exposed, wondering what you did to make them want to hurt you so badly when all you did was love them. What is so wrong with you that no one can keep faith with you? That no one can love you? To have it happen once is bad enough... but to have it repeated? Who in their right mind would not be terrified of that?"
Not Always Right | An Abundance Of Nuttiness Part 2
Customer: “Where is the bulk smooth peanut butter?”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, we’re all out of smooth–”
Customer: “No, that can’t be! I need smooth peanut butter!”
Me: “Well, do you have a food processor?”
Customer: “Yeah, so?”
Me: “You could always buy some crunchy peanut butter and make it smooth at home.”
Customer: “I can’t have crunchy peanut butter! It has peanuts in it! Are you trying to kill me?!”
Not Always Right | Sometimes On The John But Always On The Job
(I’m taking a restroom break in one of our single-person restrooms. I am also male. A female customer breaks the flimsy lock and barges in.)
Me: “Whoa! What are you doing?”
Customer: “I’m trying to use the restroom. Your door handle was broken.”
Me: “Ma’am, it was locked, and there is another restroom for women to use right next to you!”
Customer: “Huh? I didn’t notice that before.”
(She continues to stand there for a bit, while I’m still covering myself up.)
Me: “Um, I was hoping to use the restroom. Can you please close the door and let me finish?”
Customer: “Actually I was wondering if you could help me find the baking stuff?”
Me: “I can’t, I’m using the restroom. Can’t you see that?”
Customer: “Good Lord, I’m never coming back here! Your service is awful!”
Last night I made some awesome new friends. I mean, real friends. I have the best fu fiance I think anyone could have. He loves me to death, and I know this. My owner, bought me from someone who treated me like garbage. I have met a couple other people that just are amazing. I have added some to my top friends..and I feel so blessed. It has taken me a long time to find out who is here for what. Who uses people, who doesn't. But I have had great words of wisdom, and I am so happy anyone took the time to talk to me personally. I really do love the friends that I make, and that is not said wrongly. I will treat you all so well...I know you all will treat me good too. Thank you all so much for actually caring about me and doing things for me...without even asking. I see now that the good ones, you don't need to ask for help or anything, they just do it. I am glad that I know these people. Thank you.
~who I Love~
Someone who sleeps on his back so I can have my "spot", his breath rolling like a river into night. ....
Someone who wakes me in the morning by saying "Baby, it's time to get up" with fresh coffee in hand. ....
Someone who with voice of a rock star, but who won't ever step upon a stage. ....
Someone who has the hands fit to hold me perfectly. ....
Someone who listens to music just because he likes it, even when it sucks. ....
Someone who plays Literati with me when I'm miles from home and bored to death. ....
Someone who walks closest to the street to assure if anyone gets hurt, it won't be me. ....
Someone who would wait a decade or more just to hold me once again.....
Someone who learned, though it took awhile, that cats really are our friends, and they don't like to chase keys. ....
Someone whose hips can sway just the way they I need them to, if they are going to rock my world. ....
Someone who bites the back of my neck like a leopard carryin
Not Always Right | Not Responsible For Lost Or Eaten Children
(Our zoo recently put several robotic dinosaurs in the park to help boost attendance. While working a snack stand, a family of three walks up to me.)
Father: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, how can I help you?”
Father: “Are the dinosaurs real?”
Me: “No, sir. They are not.”
Father: “But we saw them move…”
Me: “They are robotic dinosaurs. They have parts to make them move a little.”
Father: “Then why are they in the zoo if they are not real?”
Me: “It’s to teach our guests about dinosaurs.”
Son: “So are they real, dad?”
Father: *suddenly angry* “No, they are not! These f***ing people have fake animals!”
(As the father and son begin to walk away, the mother stays behind to tell me one last thing.)
Mother: “You know dear, maybe you should get real dinosaurs. That way, you won’t have problems like this.”
And Then Again
I thought for minute
(actually way more than a minute)
Honestly, I cant run..
Where would I go.....
I am still here.
Then for the instant,
I forgot everything I ever was
Everything I wanted to be
All the things that made me strong don't apply
And I then
I was misplaced..by my own selfish ways
or is it selfless
the songs of others keep playing in my
and then I forget the words that were mine
Use theirs instead
You were so beautiful to me
You were shining so bright amongst the others
and then I faded
You didnt even see me go
I thought for minute
(it was definately longer than that)
I couldnt feel..
I didnt want to..cause it hurt
I wanted to hide amongst the clouds
be the storm that made you want to dance in the rain
I was the storm that made you sit inside and watch movies all day
The rains song too quiet and the winds only whisper to me
Suddenly I cant breathe
I wanted to run...but the wall stopped me
I thought for minute
(and that is the trou
~ Everyone Has A Breaking Point ~
~ Everyone has a Breaking Point ~
I'm broken nowMy heart lie in pieces at my feetLike a fetally alcoholic childMy mind rocks back and forthGoing nowhereThe pains of all those past inflictions surround meSuffocating me til I can no longer breathe
The present takes its aim with a sniper's precisionI feel the final blow and fall to my kneesInside this shallow grave
With one last hole in my heartThe pain begins to subsideAnd I know that I will never hurt again
With one last smile on my faceIt's finally over.
Not Always Right | Trial By Hire
(I’ve just been hired as a cashier and it’s my first day. Halfway through my shift, I get called to go to the manager’s office. In the office is another man.)
Manager: “Ah, there you are. Thanks for coming over so quickly.”
Me: “No problem, what’s up?”
Manager: “This here is Henry. I’d like you to help him find the items on his grocery list and help him with whatever he may need.”
Me: “Hey. Well, shall we get started?”
(Henry holds up a fake mustache and begins speaking in a British accent.)
Henry: “This the best you could hire?! This place is becoming worse every week!”
Manager, to me: “Can I talk to you outside for a second?”
(We go outside and my manager explains to me that when Henry holds up his mustache, he is British and his name is Hensley.)
Manager: “Just take him around and help him get his stuff.&rdq
Sexy Pic Contest
lets see how bout we have a sexy pic contest!
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the contest will run four 2 weeks starting this friday at 8pm my time so good luck and hope to see u in the contest the winner gets a auto or bomb need at least 30 lady to run more would be great!!!!!!!!!!
Not Always Right | Bananas About The Boob Tube
(I work in the home insurance department for a large insurer. We offer standard Buildings and Contents with an optional add-on of Home Emergency. This is for burst pipes, boilers going down, etc.)
Me: “Good afternoon, you’re through to [name]. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’ve just bought a new TV. Is it covered under my Contents insurance?”
Me: “Yes, it will be covered under Contents.”
Customer: “And is it covered under Home Emergency?”
Me: “Sorry, how do you mean?”
Customer: *sighs* “I MEAN, how long will it take for you to get a replacement television out to me if this one stops working?”
Me: “Um…unfortunately your television is not covered under Home Emergency.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “We don’t class a broken television as an emergency.”
Customer: “Well I do, and I know I’m right! What do I do if my television breaks
Not Always Right | Fowl Outdoor Behavior
(At the theme park where I work, a teenage guest gets out of line and marches up to me at my spot greeting people.)
Guest: “There are two birds back there fighting in the bushes. You should go stop them.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t really have any control over nature.”
Guest: “But they’re fighting. One of them could get hurt.”
Me: “I’m sure they’ll sort it out soon and fly off.”
Other guest: “Those birds aren’t fighting…they’re ‘dating’.”
(The guest thinks about it for a moment.)
Guest: “What?! And you’re just going to let them do it in front of everyone? This is a FAMILY park. Oh my God!”
Not Always Right | The Imperial Left Or The Metric Left
Guest: “How do you get to a cash machine??”
Me: “You exit the hotel, turn left, and then–”
Guest: “Turn left?”
Me: “Yes, left.”
Me: “Yes, left.” *pointing with my hand*
Guest: *confused* “Left…right…”
Me: “Left in England is the same as left in America.”
Guest: “Oh, okay! I get it!”
Not Always Right | Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde
Me: “Thank you for calling, this is ***. How may I help you today?”
Customer: *cheerful* “I need you to check my account.”
Me: “Certainly, I’d be happy to do that for you. May I have your identification number so I can look you up in our system please?”
Customer: “My what? Why would you want that? Don’t you know who I am?”
Me: “Unfortunately not, ma’am. We have no real way of knowing who is on the other end of the line unless you give us either that number or your social security number.”
Customer: *suddenly demonic* “HOW DARE YOU! YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE TERRORISTS, AREN’T YOU?!”
Me: “Um… excuse me?”
Customer: “YOU want my social so you can steal my identity, don’t you? That’s why you called me, to steal my credit score, you little punk!”
Me: “Ma’am, you called me. This is your insurance company. Just read me the number on the
Not Always Right | No Ifs, Ends, Or Butts
Me: “Thank you for calling [insurance company]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes. I need to know if my insurance covers a butt indent.”
Me: “I’m sorry…could you say that again?”
Customer: “I need to know if my car insurance covers a butt indent. There’s one on the hood of my car. What is that covered under and how much is my deductible?”
Me: “Um…do you know how it got there?”
Customer: “No. It looks like a small butt, though.”
Me: “Well, I can’t tell you what it would be covered under until I know how it got there. Do you know if it was the result of a collision or not?”
Me: “You have two different deductibles for your comprehensive coverage and your collision coverage. Do you know how the…butt ended up there? ”
Customer: “No, but it’s a small butt on the hood of my car!”
Me: “Well, your
Not Always Right | You Got The Wrong(est) Number Part 2
Electronics Store | Fort Myers, FL, USA
Customer: “Why do you people keep calling me!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Ever since I bought this blasted phone the only phone calls I have gotten are from you people! I want you to stop calling me!”
Me: “I’m not sure what-”
Customer: “You know exactly what I’m talking about! How can you be so rude as to call someone’s house to bother them? Other people are trying to get through and are complaining to me because they aren’t getting a hold of me at home!”
Me: “Do you have it with you?”
Customer: “YES!” *pulls the phone out of purse* “LOOK! Right there! It’s your people’s number! It’s so rude!”
(When you buy the phones, they have a sticker over the caller ID screen with our 1800 number on it. She hands me the phone with the sticker still on it.)
Me: “It’s okay, ma’am, we haven’t
Mysterious days lead to dark lustful nights,
when the full moon casts light upon the werewolf fight...
Languished howls of pain as flesh from bone is torn,
and yet she lounges against the oak waiting for morn...
The Wolfman dies his claws grip the stars,
she laughs, her eyes the color of mars...
Breasts heave, hands tremble with womanly delight,
her lover has survived to take her again with might...
Eyes of Amber burn against the dull morning twilight,
screams of pain and pleasure take her to soaring height...
Witching glamour and wereman lust a pair do they make,
naked upon the ferns on the river bank...
Not Always Right | They Call Me Doctor Diy
(We sell dental surgical products and sometimes have to give instructions on their usage. A doctor calls in from the operating room and has me on speakerphone while they’re operating on a patient, who may or may not be under anesthesia.)
Doctor: “The screw is not going in. Which way do I turn it?”
Doctor: “Clockwise from above or below?”
Me: “If you are looking at the head of the screw, then clockwise…to the right.”
Doctor: “What do you mean to the right? Move the wrench to the right?”
Me: “As the screw turns, and you are looking at the head, the top part will go to the right.”
Doctor: “Okay, I think i got it.”
Me: “Good. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.”
Doctor: “What was that?”
Me: “Uh, righty tighty, lefty loosey? That’s one way to remember. You go to the right to tighten, and the left to loosen.”
Doctor: “Oh, I see.
Not Always Right | Varicose To His Wife
(I work on a cruise ship, and it’s 3 pm on embarkation day–the day all guests board. There are hundreds of people in the main atrium, milling about, asking tour questions and filling in forms. A male guest in his 50s approaches one of the tour staff with a paper in hand.)
Customer: “I have filled my form out. It says here you need to check it?”
Me: “Yes, you have a medical waiver for our snorkel tour. I’ll check it over so I can give you your tickets.”
(I read the form and notice that ‘Circulatory Problems’ has been checked.)
Me: “Sir, it says here you have circulation problems. Is this exercise related?”
Customer: “No, I had a minor surgery.”
Me: “Ah, was it cardiovascular, or–”
(A woman, also in her 50s and dressed in a blue velvet leisure suit with lots of gold jewelry suddenly bursts in.)
Customers Wife: *very loudly* “Harvey, what is this man asking you? I’m his wife
Not Always Right | Be Scared Of Customers You Will
(At the theater where I work, the new Star Wars movie has just premiered a few days prior.)
Me: “Good evening, sir. Can I see your ticket please?”
Customer: “The force is strong with this one.”
Me: “Okay, I take it you’re seeing our new Star Wars movie? It’s a really good movie, sir.”
Customer: “I challenge you to a light-saber battle!”
(Suddenly, the customer whips out two light-sabers from under his cloak.)
Me: “Sir, I’m actually working right now, but your movie will start in fifteen minutes. If you’d like, you can head into the theater.”
Customer: “Challenge you I have. Defeat you I will!”
Me: “No, not today sir. Work I must.” *light laughter*
Customer: “But…but I have challenged you! I sense the force within you is strong!”
Me: *looks around* “Alright, just give me one.”
(He then proceeds
Not Always Right | Neither Gratis Nor Grateful
(At the mall one day as a customer, I get tired and try to find a place to sit. All the benches are taken, so I sit in one of the coin-op massage chairs. Another customer in the chair next to me turns to talk.)
Other customer: “This isn’t all that great.”
Me: “What’s not?”
Other customer: “This chair. I hardly feel a thing!”
Me: “That’s odd. I guess I won’t pay for a massage, then.”
Other customer: “Pay? It isn’t free?”
Me: “No, you have to put some money into the coin slot there. I guess that’s why yours isn’t working.” *laughs*
Other customer: “Why are you laughing?” *hands me a dollar* “Make it vibrate!”
Not Always Right | It's All In Your Head
(I’m a cashier at the local grocery store. One evening, a customer comes up to my till.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay today, sir?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you, I did.”
(I start scanning his items. Out of nowhere, he grabs the hand-held scanner and points it at his forehead. Naturally, nothing comes up.)
Customer: “Just as I thought. I’m priceless!”
Not Always Right | Understating The Obvious Part 1
Me: “Thank you for calling [TV service], my name is ***. How may–”
Caller: “I don’t care!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Caller: “I don’t care what your name is! You guys are what’s driving me to start using again!”
Me: “Okay…how can I provide you with the best value and service?”
Caller: “You don’t care about that! All you care about is going home at the end of your shift and having that first sip of beer!”
Me: “Actually, ma’am, I’m 19, so I don’t drink.”
Caller: “You’re just a young punk! You should be at home with your mommy!”
Caller: “You’re too young to be working! You don’t know anything!”
Me: “Um…could I have your phone number so I can pull up your account?”
Caller: “No! That’s private!”
Me: “Okay, how about your name?”
Not Always Right | Sins Of The Father
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “I can’t do that thingy.”
Me: “I’m sorry, What thingy?”
Customer: “Emails. It keeps saying error 421. I never put that number in.”
Me: “That’s an error number. Can you tell me what lights are flashing on the modem?”
Customer: “What’s that?”
Me: “It’s a small box with cables running into it. It will have a lot of lights flickering on it.”
Customer: “The box with the blinky lights?”
Me: “Yes, that should be it.”
Customer: “Oh, I thought my son put that in here to annoy me, so I unplugged it!”
The Halloween Witch
The Halloween WitchEach year they parade her about ... the traditional Halloween witch. Misshapen green face, stringy scraps of hair, and a toothless mouth beneath her disfigured nose. Gnarled, knobby fingers twisted into a claw, protracting from a bent and twisted torso that lurches about on wobbly legs.Most think this abject image to be the creation of a prejudiced mind, or merely a Halloween caricature. I disagree. I believe this to be how witches were really seen.Consider that most witches: were women, were abducted in the night, and smuggled into dungeons or prisons under the secrecy of darkness, to be presented by the light of day as a confessed witch.Few, if any, saw a frightened, normal looking woman being dragged into a secret room filled with instruments of torture. To be questioned until she confessed to anything that was suggested to her, and to give names or whatever would stop the questions. Crowds saw the aberration denounced to the world as a self-proclaimed witch.As th
Not Always Right | Five Days Later
(A customer in their 50s walks into my pawn shop, which sells weapons.)
Customer: “Yeah, can you get me that shotgun behind the table?”
Me: “Sure, do you have your license and registration?”
Customer: “Yeah, right here.”
Me: “Thank you sir. There’s a 5 day waiting period for firearms. Come back soon.”
(He looks disappointed, but forks over the cash and walks out. Five days later…)
Customer: “Okay, dude, I’m back. Where’s the gun?”
Me: “Right here, sir…
(I make the transaction and hand him his shotgun.)
Me: “Have a nice day and come back soon!”
(About one minute after the customer leaves the store, I hear several loud shotgun blasts. I look through the window and the man is firing rounds into the air! He then runs into the store.)
Customer: “The zombie invasion has begun! It’s every man for himself!”
(I hide under the desk and press the silent alarm
Not Always Right | Understating The Obvious Part 2
(It’s a slow day at the mall when a customer walks our store. Two steps in, she puts her fingers in her ears.)
Customer: “Can you turn that music down?!”
Me: “Ma’am, I can’t turn it down, but I’ll ask my manager.”
Customer: “Okay…” *walks to the back of the store with her fingers in her ears*
Me, to my associate: “Can you go ask the store manager if we can turn down the music? I don’t want a customer shopping with her fingers in her ears.”
(She eventually returns to my counter.)
Customer: “Can’t you turn it down?! I’m the only one here!”
Me: “Ma’am, we’re working on it.”
Customer: “The bass is too loud!”
Me: “We’ll get the volume down for you.”
(My associate walks to the back room, and as he opens the door the customer continues shouting until he turns down the music. Satisfied, she eventually buys one shirt.)
Ahh... 95... I was apparently a happier child, then :p
It brings to knees
the strongest of men.
It can brighten lives
and give life within.
It can leave you crying
'til the middle of the night,
or can fill your heart
with sunshine so bright.
It's the sound of a dozen
small angels that sing.
So 'tis right to say
Love's a wonderful thing.
Not Always Right | Disappointed By Lack Of Disappointment Part 1
Me: “Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “How long is your wait right now?”
Me: “There is no wait at the moment.”
Caller: “What does that mean?”
Me: “That you don’t have to wait for a table.”
Caller: “But how long is the wait?”
Me: “There is none. You will be seated right away.”
Caller: “I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me!”
Not Always Right | Disappointed By Lack Of Disappointment Part 2
Me: “Thank you for calling Tech Support, how can I help you?”
Customer: “My device won’t charge!”
Me: “Okay, is it plugged in right now?”
Customer: “No, but it doesn’t charge!”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, just to cover all the bases, can you plug it back in for me?”
Customer: “Okay, but it won’t charge!” *pause* “G** D*** it! It’s charging!”
Me: “Well, it sounds like it was a one-time glitch, but if it gives you any more problems, please call us right away so we can get it fixed for you, okay?”
Customer: “I’m not going to call you back! You’re just going to make it work again!”
The Eagle Dream
This is one of my favorite poems I wrote back then. I recall it was a writing assignment for English class, I believe Junior year in high school. I don't even remember the assignment but it involved picking a random line from a poem and writing a poem just from that inspiration. I don't recall, but I love this poem.
THE EAGLE DREAM
In the dream he had no fear
an eagle flying in huge circles
showering his way with gold
in the midsouth sky
higher and higher
up into the mountains
in a tree at the edge of a clearing
he could sometimes see the eagle
movement so fast
there was crying and there was screaming
and the others
they are still there
didn't do anything
the dream made no sense
night made no sense
and didn't start and didn't end
forget who you were in the morning.
~sometime during the 96/97 school year~
Not Always Right | Getting Your Priorities Straight Part 1
(A guest approaches the hotel front desk.)
Guest: “Um, hi…it looks like there was a pretty bad accident right down the street there…”
Me: “Oh okay, I’ll call 911.”
Guest: “It looks like a cab and a bus.”
Me: “Okay, thank you.” *picks up the phone*
Guest: What are you doing?
Me: “Calling 911.”
Guest: “Look, a lot of people have cell phones, I’m sure it’s fine. What I’m concerned about is that I think that was my cab.”
Guest: “SO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME A CAB OR NOT?!”
Not Always Right | Getting Your Priorities Straight Part 2
(A customer comes in with four very young kids.)
Customer: “Does [R-rated police drama] have any nudity in it?”
Me: “No, but it’s incredibly violent.”
Customer: “…but there’s no sex or nudity, right?”
Me: “No, it’s just really violent and bloody.”
Customer: “I’ll have one adult and four kids, please!”
Not Always Right | Getting Your Priorities Straight Part 3
(I work in a store near a drive-through safari. One day, a motorcycle rider comes into the store.)
Manager: “Sir, you can’t go through on a motorcycle–it’s not safe for you or the animals.
Motorcycle rider: “I’ve been through before in my car and nothing happened.”
Manager: “Sir, there are bears, monkeys, and giraffes wandering loose. You could be hurt. We can’t let you got through. We offer a bus service–”
Motorcycle rider: “This is discrimination! What kind of place doesn’t allow cycle riders?”
(During this time, a group of bus riders is shopping in the store. One of them speaks up.)
Bus rider: “Oh, just let him get eaten! That’s a nice bike, and the monkeys and bears will tear it apart anyway.”
Motorcycle rider: “They’d do that to my bike?”
(He rode the bus that day.)
Wooooooow. Depressed much??
I've just met a fellow,
Death, he's my friend,
and now that you're not here
I welcome my end.
I'll help him along,
I'll meet Death in the middle.
When I find him I'll let go
of life so brittle.
From my veins, hot and scarlett,
the blood will flow.
If Death is my comfort
I'll never know,
for as I close my eyes
the last thing I'll see
is Death with arms open wide,
waiting, waiting for me.
~mid-nineties~ another one I forgot to date.
One Of Greatest Quotes
As I see this as an everyday routine within humanity.I find this qoute one of his amazing words to go by.....
" My world shall never be understood by mortals. Such is the way I enjoy it though" ~Emanon~
I placed a indefinate hold on this surgery.
10 years of same quality of life doesn't offer me much. I've been going since Januaru 14th, so lets see how far I will go.
I've got nothing to gain or to loose, either way.
Not Always Right | Truly Fake Intentions
(A customer and his wife come in to find an outfit for her to wear. He seems particularly interested in one that’s being worn by a mannequin.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “I was wondering if you have the outfit on the mannequin?”
Me: “Unfortunately, I sold the last one earlier today. The one the mannequin is wearing is the only one I have.”
Customer: “Well, why can’t you just give me that one then?”
Me: “I can, but I do have another almost identical outfit in stock.”
Customer: “No, I want that one!”
Me: “Okay, sir.”
(I start dragging the mannequin to the back.)
Customer: “Where are you going?”
Me: “City law says I can’t undress her in front of the windows, sir.”
Customer: “Well, why can’t I have that one?”
Customer: “I want the one on the mannequin!”
Me: “That’s what I’
As you can see... I was EMO before it ever had a NAME! ;) Ah... what a sad sad child I was... All these seem to center around the same time in 96... must have been a harsh break-up ^_^
Through the emptiness of alone
a hand reaches out
the soft touch on my brow
soothes the pain.
The angry red welts
lashed across my heart
begin to heal,
slowly. Ever so slowly.
The shredded remains of trust
by an unseen force,
and start to mend.
The memories that torment
a shattered mind
are thrust into an impregnable closet
in my soul
specially designed for pain
not meant to be handled at once.
Impossible to open
except by the will of a mended
(yet still scarred)
As the door closes
the memories have already begun
to fade into darkness,
but soon, I know
I must begin to build a new closet,
for a new pain,
but this time,
it could stay empty.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts.
Not Always Right | Fun With Photons
Me: “Hi sir, was there anything I could help you find today?”
Customer: “Yes, I was wondering something. Why do all these glasses have the same white circles on the lenses? It’s really unstylish. I’m surprised people like this store!”
Me: “Sir, that’s the reflection of the light on the glasses.”
Not Always Right | Tit For Tat(too)
(I have a tattoo on my foot of a vine of ivy. Usually, I hide it with my socks and shoes while working, but one day they get wet on the playground so I take them off to keep from getting blisters. While I’m changing shoes, a child notices the tattoo.)
Child: “Oh! What’s that?”
Me: “It’s a tattoo, it’s like a permanent drawing on your skin you can get when your 18.”
Child: “Can I touch it?”
Me: “Sure, it just feels like skin.”
(Several kids come over to touch my tattoo. A mother walks in.)
Mother: “Is that a tattoo?”
Mother: “You should be ashamed! You are setting a bad example for these children! That could be a gang symbol or related to drugs like marijuana!”
Me: “Ma’am, it’s just ivy.”
Mother: “What?! I don’t know anything about your drug symbols. This is highly unprofessional and I will be speaking to your boss! Advocati
Again... not quite sure what was going through my mind way back when I wrote this... some angst-y teenage thing, no doubt!
Help, I'm going under,
drowning in a sea of my own tears.
I know that you will save me
and that's what scares me.
What am I supposed to do?
You are my God.
I worship the ground
you walk on.
are the songs of Satan.
I can't help myself
and I find I am singing them back
the song of a demon.
I will kill for you
only to die in vain
I cannot help myself.
Your whispered songs
are my death march.
You're singing me a lullaby.
~~mid nineties~~ forgot to date that one.
Not Always Right | Totally Plastered
Me: “Alright, your cast is on nice and secure. It should heal within four to six weeks.”
Patient: “Really? Only four to six minutes?”
Me: “No, four to six weeks.”
Patient: “Okay, four to six minutes.”
Me: “Sir, it’s impossible for it to heal within four to six minutes. It takes about four to six weeks.”
Patient: “Oh, all right.”
(I turn around to fill out his form. When I turn back around, he has taken off his cast.)
Me: “Sir, why did you take off your cast?!”
Patient: “Well, you said it heals within four to six minutes, but you said it was too short, so I waited seven minutes…but it still hurts.”
Me: “Sir, your arm is still broken. Four to six weeks is around a month and a half.”
Patient: “Well, why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?! A month and a half is five weeks! Why did you say four to six minutes?”
Me: “I never said
Not Always Right | Just Follow The Purple Brick Road
(At the bike rental shop where I work, we usually give customers a map of the area to know the route they’re taking.)
Customer: “Which of these routes do we take?”
Me: “You’re going to follow the bike path. It’s the purple one on your map.”
Customer: “Oh, perfect!” *to her friends* “We just have to look for a purple trail!”
Not Always Right | Three Dimensions Is Two Too Many
Customer: “Excuse me, but why are you closed at the moment?”
Customer: “Why are you closed?”
Me: “We’re not closed, we’re open for business. Can I help you with anything?”
Customer: “No, you are closed. That’s what that sign says.” *points to hanging sign on door* “See? It says ‘CLOSED’ in big red letters.”
Me: “Actually, that sign is to indicate to the people that are outside that we are open for business. It says ‘OPEN’ on the side pointing outwards. It flips, see?” *I go and show her*
Customer: “But it says on this side that you are closed. Why are you closed?!”
Me: “I can assure we are open. Are you sure I can’t help you with anything?”
Customer: “I swear if this is one of those elaborate radio station hoaxes, I will never shop here again!”
I Was Your Friend
ahh... teenage girls and their complicated friendships.... so fickle.
I WAS YOUR FRIEND
Do you remember me?
I was your friend.
For us you said
there was no end.
You said you'd stay faithful,
trusting and true.
I have done my best
to stay beside you,
but soon you drifted
and sailed away,
just like a boat
on a warm summer's day.
I miss your bright laughter,
your sunshine and tears.
Each time it's the same.
You're calling my name.
I'm asked to forgive,
just one last time,
but don't you remember?
I was your friend.
Another old one.
The bittersweet memories of past loves
trickle through the stream of my mind.
Reminding me of broken hearts and trust
and of a time when love was blind.
To reminesce on broken dreams
is futiley done at best.
I cry about the saddest parts
and make up all the rest.
I think of the past as a reminder
of mistakes not to be made again.
I chalk it up to experience
and try to forget what might have been.
Now I've put the past behind me
I'm working toward a brand new start,
but I just can't shake the feeling
I'm working on my next broken heart.
um... don't ask ME, I just wrote the thing!
What to do, where to go?
The paths to walk jumble
at my feet.
I followed a blind man
down the path,
now I am also lost.
A classic case of
leading the blind.
He held my dreams
in his searching hands.
to his blind idea of right.
Who can see?
Who will lead
me to my place of rest?
I reach out
and grab a sleeve.
Another old one... I think I was feeling catty this day ^_^ Ahh... the feelings of inadequacies in a tender 17 y.o. mind...
Beauty passes mirrors
her face to look upon,
but what to do when time has passed
and your features are old and drawn?
When wind and sun has taken toll
on Beauty's saving grace?
When not a man from here to there
will look upon your face?
'What will I do, where will I go?'
Beauty laments loud.
What did you do, where did you go
when you were young and proud?
Those who weren't so comely
now have their lovers true,
but where are all the beaus
who stood in line for you?
Beauty sets her standards high
while Plain is humbled low,
Plain now holds her love at night
while Beauty's all alone.
Searching 4 A Friend!
MICHELLE DARKE IN WICHITA, KS, USA
If Any1 Has Her As A Friend Please Give'er My Name/Profile http://fubar.com/fantasyrose I Have Been Looking However No Deal...
I'll Be Most Grateful 2 Whomever Finds Her.
Hmm... don't ask me the inspiration for this strange poem... again, it's an oldie.
I am a wild animal locked in a cage.
Alone in a world full of people.
Full of emptiness.
Needing everything but having nothing.
I am motionless energy.
Feeling in a numb body.
A kindred soul between enemies.
Dying to live.
I am the chicken and the egg.
The pot calling the kettle black.
One you love to hate.
I am a paradox.
(told ya... old!)
This is a poem I wrote about..... oh.... thirteen years ago after the death of a close friend. It's crap, it's rough, hell, I was only 16 when I wrote it. But it's what came.
Your light only shone
For such a short while.
We'll remember you always
and at our memories, smile.
We'll remember your laughter,
your sunshine, your tears.
We'll remember the joy you brought
in your seventeen years.
Though we'll often wonder
why you had to go,
deep in our hearts
we'll always know,
from the skies you are watching
and cheering us on,
and though you're not here,
you'll never be gone.
Tear drops turns into rain as my heart yearns to feel your love
as I miss you every waking moment longing for the day that I'll see you again
Then the sun appears and it feels like your warm sweet sensual kisses
touching my soft lips
The warm soft breeze that is embracing me feels like your warm embrace that makes me
feel like I'm living in a fairy-tale
Tear drops continue to turn into rain over and over again
Every thought, every song, every memory and every dream of you
makes me want to cry
Nothing is the same without you, everything seems to be froze in time
Wanting to continue to make memories with you, waiting for you to come back home
Tear drops will continue to fall until the day that I get to hold you
in my arms again. Being without you makes it seem like
life has no purpose. But every thought, every song,
every memory and every dream brings tear drops that turns into rain
Skid Row - I Remember You
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain The wind would whisper and I'd think of you And all the tears you cried, that called my name And when you needed me I came through I paint a picture of the days gone by When love went blind and you would make me see I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes So that I knew you were there for me Time after time you were there for me Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you We spend the summer with the top rolled down Wished ever after would be like this You said I love you babe, without a sound I said I'd give my life for just one kiss I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss [ Skid Row Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you We've had our sha
Love Comes Walking
Contact is all it takes To change your life to lose your Place in time Contact! asleep or awake Coming around you may wake up To find Questions deep within your Eyes, Now more than ever you realize So when you sense a change Nothing feels the same All your dreams are strange, Love comes walkin' in Some kind of alien Waits for the opening Then simply pulls a string Another world, some other time You lay your sanity on the line Familiar faces familiar sights Reach back remember with all Your might Ohh there she stands in a Silken gown Silver lights shining down So when you sense a change Nothing feels the same All your dreams are strange, Love comes walkin' in Some kind of alien Waits for the opening Then simply pulls a string, love Comes walkin' in Solo Sleep and dream is all i crave I travel far across the milky way To my master i become a slave Tel we meet again some other day Where silence speaks as loud As war And the earth returns to what it Was before So when you sense a cha
Why Can't This Be Love
Ohhere it comesthat funny feeling againWinding me up inside every time we touch.HeyI don't knowohtell me where to begin'Cause I never ever felt so much.And I can't recall any love at alloh babythis blows them all away.It's got what it takesso tell me why can't this be love?Straight from my heartohtell me why can't this be love?I tell myself heyonly fools rush inAnd only time will tell if we stand the test of time.All I know you've got to run to winAnd Ill be damned ifI'll get hung up on the line.NoI can't recall anything at alloh babythis blows them all away.It's got what it takesso tell me why can't this be love? . . .It's got what it takesso tell me why can't this be love? . . .Babywhy can't this be love?Got to know why can't this be love?I wanna know why can't this be love?
Diy Solar Panel
Solar panels have been a very useful system for generating free usable electricity. For the residential community, using solar energy is the most sensible decision for many different reasons. Click here to read more - home solar power systems and how to build a solar panel
It isn't difficult to learn how to build a solar panel. All you need is some materials like:• Solar Cells• Wire crimping tool• Wire cutters• A sheet of plywood• Copper wires• Screwdriver• Cobalt steel jobbers' twist drill bit, heavy duty, wire gauge size 26, 3" L, 1c" L flute• Machine screw size high-speed steel hand tap taper, 10-24, H3 pitch diameter, 4 flute• 7/32 drill bit• Plastic sheet cutter• Reamer• Pliers• Hacksaw• Solder, 60/40 or silver• Soldering iron, or soldering station• Sheets of glass• Drill• A DIY installation guide In recent years, solar panels have garnered some notable leaps and that continues as the price
Reat In Peace My Love Of My Life God I Miss You So Bad I Cant Breath
A DAY OF MOURNING IS UPON US... LET US ALL SHOW OUR LOVE AND SUPPPORT TO §ĭńFüllŷ Dëlĭ©ěôu§ OF THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES..... FOR HER LOVE NOW WEARS WINGS.... LET US REMEMBER HIM AS SHE DOES.... ~§r Dĺ®k Kńďght ~~§ĭńFüllŷ Dëlĭ©ěôu§~ (~Sexy Blôńdĭë~) Promo Chief 2nd Alarm Hottie♥Thank You For Reading And Passing This On!!!!
(repost of original by 'AsianGem ~ASSISTAN
SO I WONDER WHAT LABELS U A GOOD MOTHER?? WHAT LABELS YOU A GOOD PERSON?? I THOUGHT IF YOU RESPECTED OTHER PEOPLE AND THEIR FELINGS, TRY TO LEAD YOUR KIDS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION..TEACH THE RIGHT FROM WRONG...BUT IF THEY DONT FOLLOW YOUR ADVICE, I PRAY EVERY NGHT THAT GOD WIL WATCH OVER MY KIDS AND HELP LEAD THE PATH.. I THINK GOD SKIPPED ME BY, I THINK HE HAS HIS HEADPHONES ON WHEN I TALK..LIFE IS HARD BEING A SINGLE MOTHER IS HARD NOW IT CHRISTMAS AND I THINK ANY PARENT CAN AGREE THATS THE 1 DAY NOTHING ELSE MATTERS ALL U WANT TO SEE IS THOSE SMILES THE LAUGHS, THE HAPPINESS.... BUT THINGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE THIS SOCIETY ALMOST MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO B ABLE 2 DO THAT ANYMORE.... TOYS ARE SO EXPENSIVE... IM SAD IM SAD 85% OF THE TIME THERES ALWAYS LIL WORRIES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD.. I PUT ON A FACE EVERYDAY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST... GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS TELL PPL YOUR FINE WHEN DEEP DOWN UR HURTING SO MUCH.IM TIRED OF HURTING..WHEN IS IT GONA B MY TIME TO SMILE TO LIKE WHAT I SEE IN TH
Rest My Love We Will Meet Again In Real Life
It is with great saddness to announce the passing of Mickey aka ~§r Dĺ®k Kńďght ~ earlier this afternoon from a fatal heart attack. Here seen with his loving wife, his best friend, his life...HIS ENDLESS LOVE. May you rest in eternal peace. You will be missed by friends and loved ones but never forgotten. Losing a loved one is the hardest thing one can ever go through And Deb is going through some hardship in her time of loss. Please be kind and show your respect to ~Sexy Blōńdĭë~
~Sexy Blōńdĭë~ and ~§r Dĺ®k Kńďght ~ ENDLESS LOVE... FOREVER
Bulletin brought to you by JoJolicious
(repost of original by '♥JoJolicious♥ HAPPILY MARRIED TO ☆BULLIE09BLUES☆ Co-Founder of ECS' on '2009-10-29 20:56:16')
Sleep With The Angels My Love
A DAY OF MOURNING IS UPON US... LET US ALL SHOW OUR LOVE AND SUPPPORT TO §ĭńFüllŷ Dëlĭ©ěōu§ OF THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES..... FOR HER LOVE NOW WEARS WINGS.... LET US REMEMBER HIM AS SHE DOES.... ~§r Dĺ®k Kńďght ~ ~§ĭńFüllŷ Dëlĭ©ěōu§~ (~Sexy Blōńdĭë~) Promo Chief 2nd Alarm Hottie♥ Thank You For Reading And Passing This On!!!!
(repost of original by 'AsianGem ~A
Ready To Die, Who Wants To Do It?
I give up, I don't care anymore. I have been used, abused, and sucked dry.I am sick of this pain, sick of the people around me, I am sick of the life I live everyday knowing that nothign positive comes of it! It is always and only pain everyday. I am tired of it. I have tried to end it several times and for some reason I am still alive!!!!! I have decided this is better left to another to end my pathetic misery and existence. $500 to whomever wants to kill me. Call me for instructions. Fuck the universe and everyone in it.
The Story Of Dagda
Dagda the 'Good God', Irish God of Abundance and Fecundity
Information on Images Without Watermark
This Celtic mythology art is a representation of the Irish God Dagda. He is the 'Good God', because he is good at everything he does. He is also the god of the tribes and ancestors. I wanted to do a piece to diversify my portfolio's usual subject matter. While this piece will no doubt seem very grim and dark to some, it is actually not at all.
In this painting Dagda is seen in the Celtic other world. He is waiting for the hour of Samhain (Halloween, to most, but literally it means summers end in Gaelic.), so that the feast and procession of the ancestors may commence. His cauldron, that in legend is ever replenishing, is upside down awaiting to be overturned for the feast.
His foot is over a hounds skull. This is to show the usual 'rules' separating the worlds are overpowered. His pose is casual and patient.His mallet is at rest after a full harvesting of the earths bounty. On
Time Changes But Tulip Is On The Air!!!
Time changes but tulip is still Nekkid!!!! Join me for my Serene Sunday morning radio show at 7am eastern!! Get connected & happy listening! Of course Stay Nekkid! http://st1.webradioworld.net:8258/
Ifs, Ands, & Butts...
I love Halloween. I love handing out candy, seeing all the great costumes and talking with parents. I even keep up with trends.
_For a few years there, you never saw smaller children without their parents. I noticed this year less parents as they stayed in the cars. What few adults I did see mostly stayed along the edge of the road. I realize adults are tired but its still a good ideal to stay close to your children. If nothing else, you can grab their hand and hold them back to keep them from darting back out in the road. Not to mention when I was taking my daughter trick or treating, I liked to visually check out the people who were giving out the treats. I could usually remember which house gave out what treat. People nowadays tend to treat at houses they know which is a good ideal but I saw quite a few I did not know so obviously not everyone was following that ideal.
_I noticed this year no flashlights much. A few adults carried them is all. When I was a kid you could buy these
Pink Rose- The Meaning!
Roses have been popular for literally thousands of years. Their beauty has cast many a spell on people from all walks of life and in all times. According to ancient Sufi philosophy, the rose symbolizes life, with it's beauty representing the perfection we should all seek to attain. The thorns are symbols of the difficulties we face in trying to reach our ideals, and the bushes, which continue to bloom again, show that we must continue with our efforts, and that eventually we will succeed.
The word rose actually means pink in a number of different languages, particularly in Romanic countries like Poland and Greece, and also in French which is considered by many to be the world's top language of love.
All women in the world, no matter what age, love receiving roses. Even just a single pink rose can be a gift which will bring utmost delight.
Different color roses symbolize their own individual meanings and feelings. Pink roses can convey a range of feelings, so are very versati
The Difference Between A Woman And A Girl
1.Girls want to control the man in their life.A woman knows that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.2.Girls check you for not calling them.A woman is too busy to realize you hadn’t.3.Girls are afraid to be alone.A woman revels in it, using it as a time for personal growth.4.Girls ignore the good guys.A woman ignores the bad guys.5.Girls make you come home.A woman makes you want to come home.6.Girls leave their schedules wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.A woman makes her own plans and nicely tells the guy to get in where he fits.7.Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.A woman knows that she is pretty and/or good enough for any man.8.Girls try to monopolize all their man’s time (don’t want him hanging with his friends).A woman realizes that a lil’ bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special, and goes to kick it with her own friends.9.Girls think a guy crying is weak.
This is getting totally rediculous now , I have been fighting a sever headache for over a month now and can't get rid of it .
My family says it's stress but I am willing to disagree on that that point on certain degree, I only get them when I am around my roommantes family . I know this sounds rediculous. I care to differ the point, I don't get them till I am around her family and all .
I can go to run errands aor I go to work I don't get them , maybe it is all in my head . Maybe I need to find something to keep my mind off all of this , maybe pick up a new hobby of some sort , I know all to well how that is going to fly over with her , but I need to get rid of the problem.
Installing A Husband? Hehe
Dear Tech Support ,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:Â· Romance 9.5 andÂ· Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as :Â· NBA 5.0,Â· NFL 3.0Â·Golf Clubs 4.1 and Â· Elk Hunting 5.5Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.Â· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate DEAR DESPERATE ,First, keep in mind,Â· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileÂ· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.Â· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then auto
Lets Get Drunk And Blog
Better yet- lets get high and blog- getting drunk always leads me to stupidity and than the next morning I regret way to much. So maybe a few pills, some good weed, and a bit of bitching- oh- and adivan- guess that goes with the pills...
So the past- he comes into my life- calls me while locked up- wants to get deep- than gets out and forgets im alive... wtf is that... now remember im busy- I go to school- work- and have three kids- so him entering my life- well- maybe can fuck me up a bit...
Am I wrong to be mad? Should it matter? Who is he anyways? Can we be friends after 15 years of nothing and a long kiss 8 years ago...? Why do I care so much? Maybe that’s what he thinks?
Maybe im not his hustling type- maybe im too fucking me for him to get- maybe he never got me and that’s why 8 years went by without a word from him- but than he says he tried to find me.. Did he? Would you believe him? I loved him- as silly as that is.. How can you love someone when your 1
New & Fresh Start
when one door closes, another door opens.....
when all else fails, look at what you have close 2 u & be thankful 4 what you DO have.....
The English Language
You think English is easy??? Read to the end . . A new twistJ1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the
Warning New Fad Of Carjacking
from police (NOT a joke)
Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we
drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When= I took it
off after I got home, it was a receipt for gas. Luckily my friend told
me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the
car. Then we received this email yesterday:
WARNING FROM POLICE
THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND
The History Of Romance
The Liberation of Love
Nearly 2400 years ago, Aristophanes, the Athenian playwright, gave a memorable speech. According to Plato, in the course of a discussion among distinguished Athenians about the nature of love, Aristophanes created his own myth. In the beginning, said the playwright, there were three types of human creatures, one all male, one all female, and one half male and half-female. At some point, these strange-looking creatures, each with four legs and arms, two heads, etc., were split apart, and ever since, they've been trying to get back together. When they are lucky enough to find the part they were split from, they experience a sense of wholeness and are overjoyed. Those couples who were originally all one sex become gay couples in love, either lesbians or male homosexuals, while the originally mixed-sex creature once "rejoined" is a straight couple. In Aristophanes' Athens, as so often happens, there was a wide gulf between the vision of the poets and philosophers an
Let's F*** Up The Environment Some More
ALAMEDA -- Some of the hundreds of gallons of bunker fuel oil spilled Friday in San Francisco Bay have started washing onto shore, polluting area beaches and killing dozens of birds.
State regulators suspended fishing and shellfish harvesting in parts of the bay, and officials asked people to avoid some beaches while mop up efforts continue.
At 6:48 a.m. Friday, the Panamanian tanker Dubai Star spilled bunker oil into the bay as the ship was being refueled about 2 1/2 miles south of the Bay Bridge.
The oil sheen quickly covered a miles-long swath of water; however, aerial assessments and measurements of the tanker's fuel capacity showed only 400 to 800 gallons of bunker fuel had been spilled, officials said today.
The cause of the spill is still under investigation, but early evidence pointed to mechanical failure.
Crown Memorial State Beach in Alameda is hardest hit by the spill.
Tar balls - some the size of silver dollars and a few as big as seat cushions - have washed up al
Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this.
Remember My Last Blog???
Remember my last blog post…the one in which I chided myself about almost sending a not-very-nice email to someone I knew, regarding his virility…or lack thereof. I was very pleased that I resisted, and wondered where that demon which had obviously possessed me for a few moments had come from.
After making the remark suggesting that he attempt the anatomically impossible with the incredibly inadequate, (yes I really honestly truly said exactly that!!) I truly never expected to hear another word from him. Guess what. I was wrong.
Tonight he sent me a message over another web site, saying that it looked like everything was going well for me…which it is….but the astonishing part is that he contacted me at all. I mean, seriously folks, would you?????
I am not going to answer him directly; however if I were. I would say that it is amazing how much better I feel after having purged my life of a narcissistic sadist who treated me as if I were something u
Sharing Some Of My ( Thoughts / Psychosis) With Ya All
Sharing some of my ( thoughts / psychosis) with ya all some-what due to the fact that I am board off my ass, at home, by myself…, on Halloween. Seriously though, these are some of the things I mull over all the time. So if you have any insight or any feed back at all I would so much love to hear your thoughts on this stuff. -------------------
If any being, human or other consciously self aware biological life form can attribute a brain, psychotropic chemicals, such as hormones, neuro receptors, and so on responsible for what, how, and why we think, feel, and reach out to the known physical world then what is left to constitute a soul, entity or ghost… I tend to believe that this combination of (biological & intellectual awareness) is like most intelligent combinations I’ve encountered in my life. That is that I feel it is a little bit of both. But that still does not answer the question of where does someone’s existent biological self-awareness end and their
Sharing Some Of My ( Thoughts / Psychosis) With Ya All
Sharing some of my ( thoughts / psychosis) with ya all some-what due to the fact that I am board off my ass, at home, by myself…, on Halloween. Seriously though, these are some of the things I mull over all the time. So if you have any insight or any feed back at all I would so much love to hear your thoughts on this stuff. -------------------
If any being, human or other consciously self aware biological life form can attribute a brain, psychotropic chemicals, such as hormones, neuro receptors, and so on responsible for what, how, and why we think, feel, and reach out to the known physical world then what is left to constitute a soul, entity or ghost… I tend to believe that this combination of (biological & intellectual awareness) is like most intelligent combinations I’ve encountered in my life. That is that I feel it is a little bit of both. But that still does not answer the question of where does someone’s existent biological self-awareness end and their
Broccoli And Tortellini Alfredo
cups Green Giant® SELECT® frozen broccoli florets
bag (19 oz) frozen cheese-filled tortellini
container (10 oz) refrigerated Alfredo pasta sauce or 1 jar (1 lb) Alfredo pasta sauce
cup shredded Parmesan cheese (1 oz)
Cook broccoli and tortellini as directed on bags. Drain; place in large serving bowl.
Meanwhile, in 1-quart saucepan, heat pasta sauce ov
Spicy Chickken Chili
pound boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 3/4-inch pieces
can (14 1/2 ounces) salsa-style chunky tomatoes, undrained
can (15 ounces) spicy chili beans in sauce
cup shredded Cheddar cheese (2 ounces)
Spray 12-inch nonstick skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium-high heat. Cook chicken in skillet 3 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until light brown.
Stir in tomatoes and beans; reduce heat to medium-low. Cook uncovered 8 to 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Sprinkle each serving with cheese.
Poems By Terah Cox
Suns rise and setMoons come and goStars journey to a distant skyTides ebb and flowClouds form and fadeAs if to silently sayThat all we ever really have is tomorrow’s yesterdayBut there’s something that timewill never ever ownAnd one day time itselfwill have to finally showthat though the winds of change may carry away the daysMy heart will be here holding youalways.
-- Terah Cox ©2003
All Rights Reserved. Copy or distribution for commercial usewithout author’s permission is strictly prohibited.
For All Love Takes
Sometimes love takes patienceSometimes love takes timeSometimes love takes us fora wild and bumpy rideSometimes love takes all we’ve gotto get us back on trackSometimes love takes us awayto show us the way backAnd love always takes heart and soulso that it might liveBecause all love takesis nothingcompared to what love can give
-- Terah Cox ©2003
All Rights Reserved. Copy or distribution for commercial usewithout author’s permis
Official Separation And My Eventual Demise
My dear husband is incarcerated for reasons I do not wish to list. To get him out of that hellhole, I'll have to collect 2,500, which is completely out of my reach.
I feel like a hole has been punched through my chest and anything that reminds me of him just increases that gap and slowly, it's killing me.
I have been by his side through every last ordeal and I am not abandoning him now - but with the difficulties of maintaining an inmate/significant other relationship - I officially dubbed us separated.
On our one year back together. I can't see him. I can't hold him. I can't even tell him I love him.
His bondsman called me, relaying messages between us two... and I told him "Please... please tell him I love him with all my heart." through broken words and choking back tears.
I told him if he was to be put in jail again, I would leave him. I am powerless. I can't help him. I don't know what to do. I am burning in the fires of regret for not putting my foot down.
The International Council Of Man Laws
From: The International Council of Man Laws.1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss's car.(d) When she is using her teeth.3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.8: When stumb
Protest @ Sears
Jesse Jackson was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most of the washing machines were white..
So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, "What's the problem here, Reverend?"
Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.
The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true that most of the
Washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids,
Life After Death
SEX AFTER DEATH.....?????!!!!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, " Marion... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly... I'
Crusty Ol Biker
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheesebu
Eye Test For All!!
Do you need glasses ? Look at picture closely. Do you see the bum (cheeks) of the girl behind? If yes, you need glasses as it is the shoulder of the girl in front of her
Don't Give Up
♥don't ever let go of your dreams♥because you might wake up one dayand realize they're the only thing you have left.
Why Are Women Such Haters If Your Relationship Is Over.
I NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP IS OVER WOMEN OR EVEN MEN BECOME SO VINDICTIVE, WHEN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS EITHER PARTIES HAVE MOVED ON TO OTHER SPOUSES AND THE VINDICTIVE PERSON WANTS TO CONTINUE TO HATE ON THE OTHER........ AND DON'T LET THERE BE CHILDREN INVOLVED, THEN YOU ARE IN A WHOLE NOTHER BALL GAME...... IF YOUR SPOUSE CHEATED ON YOU OR MOVED ON TO WHAT THEY THINK IS SOMETHING BETTER WHAT IS THE POINT OF HATING ON THEM........ THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER AND THAT IS A LOT OF WASTED ENERGY.... GROW UP PEOPLE AND GET A FUCKING LIFE ... IF YOU MOVE ON GET GONE AND JUST KEEP IT PUSHING AND LAUGH AT THE HATERS.. CAUSE IF YOU CHEAT ON A GOOD PERSON AND THINK THAT YOU ARE GONNA GET SOMETHING BETTER YOU WILL END UP WITH A 20 CAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR EIGHTY
Buying A Mother Of The Bride Dress
As the mother of the bride, you are as eye-catching as the bridesmaid on your daughter’s important day. Looking for mother of the bride dresses is one of the most important things for you to do.
Before you buying a dress, it’s necessary to take your time and research popular dress styles so you can determine what you’re really looking for. Which silhouette is right for your body type? Are you partial to a certain neckline? You don’t have to make a decision before hit the store, but you should be familiar with what’s out there, what you want, and what you’re willing to spend.
When you find a mother of the bride dress which is just the one of your dreams, and all your friends and family think you look gorgeous wearing it. The only problem is the measurement – until now. Love a certain dress designer? Love a certain style or just a part of several dresses? All these headachy problems will not become problems if you get it in the custom way. Co
Seems unnaturally quiet for Halloween. No sounds of trick or treaters, no ghosts nor ghouls. Parents afraid of the flu perhaps or just the rather chilly weather this week. Who knows.
I am still feeling the effects of my bday yesterday, going to sis's house and helping drink all her beer =) mmm beer and pizza! What better!
One of my nieces was watching the neighbors cute lil pug dog (can you say more energy than her??? omg dog on hyperdrive!) while they went to store/out-to-eat. Lol
Blocking. Please Read.
If you add me, and leave me either: rude or obnoxious comments, I will block & delete you. You should read in my profile that I am in love with David. I will NEVER cheat on him. Nor, will I put up with it. There's other things in life besides sex. Go out and get laid instead of looking at girls' pictures. Thank you. And, if you think I'm fat, ugly, nasty, etc. Do not talk to me. It wastes my time.
So tired today. Almost fell asleep a few times. Nothing exciting at work. Had that chinese potluck thing and I ate well...a little too well. I came home and weighed myself and said "fuck!!" I don't normally weigh myself in the day time or night, always after I wake up. But I didn't like that number so I made myself toss cookies in the sink. I got out as much as I could, not much at all, but clogged up the sink...damn, gonna have to get some draino or something later on. Yeah..nasty and not healthy, but I wasn't happy with what I saw on the scale..hopefully I will have a better number after I wake up in the morning. No dinner tonight...not even coffee. Just some Pomegranate Acai berry juice if I get thirsty.
Halp! Last Minute Costume!
ok, this is what I'm trying to work with:
Abby from NCIS
the wig in my default (hawt!)
short black skirt
white dress shirt
knee boots OR
or - throw it all together and go as every man's fantasy - well, only one pair of shoes...
I'm Still In Love With You Lyrics
(feat. Sasha)[Sean Paul and Sacha talking][Chorus][S] I'm still in love with you boy…Well I'm a hustler and a player and you I'm not a stayerThat's the dutty dutty love[S] I'm still in love with you boy…Say girl, try to understand that a man is just a man That's the dutty dutty love[S] I'm still in love with you boy…Blessings loving from the start but you know we had to partThat's the way I give my love[S] I'm still in love with you…But a man gotta do what a man gotta doo…[Sean Paul]Girl, well a never had to promise you no bling bling fo hold you girlA just the loving weh me fling fling control you girlAnd make you head swirlAnd make you body twirlAnd make you wanna be my one and only baby girlNight after night me give you love fi keep you warmGal you never get this kinda loving from your bornAnd now you want draw card say me just can't perform[Chorus 1][S] I love you babyAllright!A true a get the little loving and me gone[S] You don't know how to lov
Never Leave You (uh Oooh, Uh Oooh) Lyrics
Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, Honestly If I tell, tell you what, What you want to know loveThere ain't another, Don't want no other loverI put nothing above ya. I kick them to the gutter.You try to shake me but wound up loving me crazy nowLook at us lately and tell them who's your ladyI'd never thought you'd be the one, Make me shine brighter than the sunThere ain't no ups and downs,No in and out to here right now.If you want me to stayI never leaveIf you want me to stay We'll always beIf you want me to stayLove endlesslyIf you want me to stayIf you want me to stayI'll never leave youUh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh ohNow all your loving thatWe're happy it's a factCan't nothing hold us back.We got this in the bagThere ain't no maybe No questions ,love you daily nowLook at us lately and tell them who's your ladyI'd never thought you'd be the one, Make me shine brighter than the sunThere ain't no ups and downs,No in and out to here right now.If you want me to stayI never leaveIf you want me to stay
Will I Ever Lyrics
[Verse 1:]Does it feel like yaYou're never gonna find itDoes it feel like yaAlways one step behind itDoes it feel like yaOut in this world alone 'cause you been lookin and prayin for love so longDoes it feel like yaWishing on a falling starDoes it feel like yaLonely and it breaks your heart'Cause it feels like yaReady to let down your guardFinding somebdy's just so hard[Pre-Chorus:]How do you find the one you dream about (how do u find it yeah)If I knew I'd tell you how (swear to God swear to God)It's kinda hard for me to figure out (and I know you're ready to settle down)I know you're ready to settle downIf there's a God above please tell me[Chorus:]Tell me will I ever fall in loveWill I be alone foreverWill I ever fall in loveOr will I be alone forever[Verse 2:]Does it feel like yaMoving too fastDoes it feel like yaWant something you can't haveDoes it feel like yaLiving in the pastAnd the thought of going home alone again makes you sadDoes it feel like yaFeeling so badDoes it feel li
Eh yo youNow see most cats, would take advantage of you right nowBut I ain't gone do that yoImma give you the game, rightImma give it to you becauseI would want somebody to give my little girl the gameWhen she done found her S.E.X.Life’s a tripVirgin just turned 17 and finally got some hipsHustlers on the block go crazy when you lick ya lipsBut they just want relationThey don’t want relationship(welcome to the real world)It ain’t the sameFellas old enough to be ya daddy know ya nameEverybody's talking’ ‘bout how much that girl done changedCan’t quite put ya finger on itBut you feelin’ strangeLike it's fire in your veins[Chorus:]Girl it’s just yourS.E.X.Mama's secretAnd daddy gone go crazy when he finds out that his baby’s found herS.E.X.Take a deep breathAnd think before you let it go (let it go)The block is packedBaby gotta attitude and proud to holla backMomma’s givin’ advice but she ain’t tryna hear thatNot beca
Must Be Nice Lyrics
[interlude]ay yo you you that jusyt flipped on this cd playeri just want to inform you that when you got somebody good you hold on to them[1st Verse:]Must be niceHaving someone who understands the life you liveMust be niceHaving someone who's slow to take and quick to giveMust be niceHaving someone who sticks around when the rough times get thicksomeone who's smile is bright enough to make the projects feel like a mansionMust be niceHaving someone who loves you despite your faultsMust be niceHaving someone who talks the talk but also walks the walkMust be niceHaving someone who understands that a thug has feelings toosomeone who loves you for sho'you just remember to never let 'em go[Chorus:]Even when your hustling days are goneShe'll be by your side still holding onEven when those 20's stop spinningand all those gold-digging women disappearshe'll still be here[2nd Verse:]Must be niceHaving someone you can come home to from a long day of workMust be niceHaving someone you don't have to
Ordinary People Lyrics
[Verse 1]Girl im in love with youThis ain't the honeymoonPast the infatuation phaseRight in the thick of loveAt times we get sick of loveIt seems like we argue everyday[Bridge]I know i misbehavedAnd you made your mistakesAnd we both still got room left to growAnd though love sometimes hurtsI still put you firstAnd we'll make this thing workBut I think we should take it slow[Chorus]We're just ordinary peopleWe don't know which way to goCuz we're ordinary peopleMaybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)This time we'll take it slow[Verse 2]This ain't a movie noNo fairy tale conclusion ya'llIt gets more confusing everydaySometimes it's heaven sentThen we head back to hell againWe kiss then we make up on the way[Bridge]I hang up you callWe rise and we fallAnd we feel like just walking awayAs our love advancesWe take second chancesThough it's not a fantasyI Still want you to stay[Chorus]We're just ordinary peopleWe don't know wh
Let me be your hero,Would you dance,if I asked you to dance?Would you run,and never look back?Would you cry,if you saw me crying?And would you save my soul, tonight?Would you tremble,if I touched your lips?Would you laugh?Oh please tell me this.Now would you die, for the one you love?Hold me in your arms, tonight. I can be your hero, baby.I can kiss away the pain.I will stand by you forever.You can take my breath away.Would you swear,that you'll always be mine?Or would you lie? would you run and hide?Am I in too deep?Have I lost my mind?I don't care... You're here, tonight. I can be your hero, baby.I can kiss away the pain.I will stand by you forever.You can take my breath away.Oh, I just wanted to hold you.I just wanted to hold you.Oh yeah.Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind?Well I don't care...You're here, tonight.I can be your hero, baby.I can kiss away the pain oh yeah I will stand by you forever.You can take my breath away.I can be your hero, baby.I can kiss away the pain.And I
You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my loveHere's how it goesYou and me, up and downBut MAYBE this time we'll get it rightWorth a fight'Cause love is something you cant SHAKEWhen it breaks (When it breaks)All it takes is some tryin'If you feel like leavingI'm not gonna BEG YOU TO stay'Cause soon you'll be findingYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveSo, if you goYou should know (you should know)It's hard to just forget the pastSo fastIt was good (it was good) It was bad but it was realAnd that's all you haveIn the end our love matters (Oh no no no yeah)If you feel like leaving I'm not gonna BEG YOU TO (I won't BEG YOU TO stay)Cuz soon you'll be findingYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my love(You can run, you can run)(You can hide, you can hide)But you can't escape my love (my love)You can
Broken wings,,Shattered thingsTattered heart filled with screams.... One true wish,,One sweet prayerOne soft kiss and he is there.....By strength of heart and light of moon..the touch of souls and love does bloom...Silverthorn68, Oct 31,2009
Thoughts Part 2
in regaurds to All Hallows Eve
So I was readint this news paper article today at work and came across a reader responce to another readers comment about halloween and how it originated from an ancient pagan tradtion. The respondant claimed that halloween was not rooted in pagan tradition's, but rather christian tradition's. Samuin is the night before the beginning of the Celtic New Year, and the beginning of the dark half of the year. It was also beleived that the barrier between the land of the living and the land of the dead was the thinnest, allowing the spirits of the dead to cross over into our world. By the 800s, the influence of Christianity had spread into Celtic lands. In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or
imikimi - Customize Your World!
this is the link 2 all of the auction me and the otherz;...........................................
Hey everyone, we all hear about young girls meeting up with " prince charming" on line only to find out she’s 14, 15, 16 and he’s 35, 36, 37, 40 whatever. As adults our hearts race and our heads spin thinking what would a grown man want with a child.... lets reverse that .... what would a grown WOMAN want with a young BOY???
To what extent will a grown woman go to take that boy away from his family and friends? what lies and misconceptions will she create to get that young boy to turn against his sisters and his own mother? at what cost will the family struggle losing their only son/brother?
Sadly this is something I have had to learn the hard way really quickly. Over the last 24 hours I have watched a mothers heart be ripped from her chest, and the lives of 2 young sisters be destroyed by another adult woman, a cold hearted, calculating, manipulative woman. a step father run all over trying to find " his son" and a family shatter in to pieces with no where to turn and no
I wana walk up behind you, kiss on your neck, while I am sliding my hands down your body, move around start kissing your lips, kissing you pulling your shirt up nice and slow, pulling your shirt off, to my excitement you are wearing no bra, oh my your boobs are so perfect i move down kissing them, sucking on each nipple, making them good and hard bite just a little, there you are head leaned back eyes closed, i reach down un do your pants, sliding them down, and again no panties i am loving it, i lay you back kissing down your body nice clean shaved pussy, i am in ahhh i am loving it, i slide my toung over your clit and you jump just a bit, i am licking and suckin on your clit while i slide my finger inside your now very wet pussy, sliding my finger in and out licking and sucking while i play with your nipples with my other hand, i eat your pussy till you cum over and over, just when you think you cant take it no more i move up kissing you hard sliding my toung in your mouth, just then
Nov. Poem A Day Challenge
I'm debating whether or not I want to participate in the Nov. Poem A Day Challenge that starts tomorrow. The last time I did it (last April) I wasn't in school and I think I might be a bit too busy with that to bang out a new piece every day for a month. On the other hand, I really love doing it and could always use more material. I'll probably give into temptation and do it. LOL
For anyone who's interested in trying it here's the link.
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ive heard way too many crunchies (vegetarians) whining about this stuff lately so im gonna post my rant on it here:
1) your "vegitarian" friend youre disgusted with for eating fish ISNT A FUCKING VEGITARIAN!!! hes a Pescatarian
2) websters dictionary defines Pescatarian as follows:
Main Entry: pes·ca·tar·i·an
Variant(s): or pes·ce·tar·i·an \ˌpe-skə-ˈter-ē-ən\
Etymology: probably from Italian pesce fish (from Latin piscis) + English vegetarian
: one whose diet includes fish but no meat
3) websters dictionary defines Meat as follows:
Main Entry: meat
Etymology: Middle English mete, from Old English; akin to Old High German maz food
Date: before 12th century
1 a : food; especially : solid food as distinguished from drink b : the edible part of something as distinguished from its covering (as a husk or shell)2 : animal tissue considered especially as food: a : flesh 2b
Dummy's Guide To Capping A Mobster
Dummy's Guide To Capping a Mobster
By Absolute Boyfriend
A.) Introduction and The Basics
So, you made the poor choice of joining the underground life of the Mafia, eh? Couldn't afford the money to go to Fu-College to be a professional MuMMers, hm? Well, if you're gonna be a mobster, you might as well be good at it. That's were I come in. ;) The goal of this little guide here is to turn you from your panzy ass into a war machine- or something like that. I'll hand you the Uzi of Knowledge, and hopefully you'll use it in an efficient manner that won't put me to shame. Let's shank 'em!
First things first, you need to know and understand the first 7 Main statuses of the game:
1.) Your Health: This starts at an ever original 100. Your goal is to bring down other people's health whilst keeping yours up- in most cases. If your health falls below 20%, you're able to do jack in terms of attacking another player, but others also can't hurt you, as well. A double edge sword.
All In Vain
Tracing the outline of your lips,
With Open hand I follow your caresses,
Together we embrace the years.
Like shifting sands,
Till we cud drift no more,
Then like the winter tulips we planted,
you fade and go.
My dreams startle me to wakefulness,
I dream and dream over and over again,
The same crisp thought enetering my mind,
AS again we part.
We try to ressurect the past,
But the bitterness remains,
Oh how I wish we cud start over,
We saw so much,
We bore the pain,
We laughed like children in the rain,
We kissed in winter,
Huddled in rain,
where all those years go?
Have you ever been in a bar or a nightclub and heard that all but dreaded voice over the loud-speaker saying..."Last call for alcohol ", or been in a department store picking up those "must-have" items that you put off going after ALL DAY and heard that little juvenile twitt say..."we will be closing in 5 minutes...please bring your purchases to the front at this time." Does that not just chap your bum??
What if I wasn't through ??? What if I said..." NO, I think I'm gonna hang out here just a little while longer. At least until I'm done with what I need to do." What would happen?? Would they call the police and force you to leave. Leave you there in the dark all alone, or by some strange act of God would you find yourself doing shots with that little juvenile twitt and wandering why you ever came there in the first place.....??
Life can be soooo confusing.....sometimes you don't know whether to stay or go. Hang out with twitts or just be alone. No-one has the right to tell you it'
Just In A Mood
"To Return" To return to the cold It isn't much fun To touch the trees no one has known Go rest your head Cause you can't miss this Poor boy became A slave to use Now despair moves in so close Too many years free at last He didn't know so learned to speak He clears his throat Cause you can't miss this [Chorus] Poor boy became A slave to use Rebuild what's left Of this child, so weak Sorry, changes, trample the plan Death, stores, victims Once more [x4] Keep on burnin' through the noose Keep on... [Chorus] Poor boy became A slave to use Rebuild what's left Of this child, so weak To return, to the cold It isn't much, but I'm free at last
Samhain marks one of the two great doorways of the Celtic year, for the Celts divided the year into two seasons: the light and the dark, at Beltane on May 1st and Samhain on November 1st. Some believe that Samhain was the more important festival, marking the beginning of a whole new cycle, just as the Celtic day began at night. For it was understood that in dark silence comes whisperings of new beginnings, the stirring of the seed below the ground. Whereas Beltane welcomes in the summer with joyous celebrations at dawn, the most magically potent time of this festival is November Eve, the night of October 31st, known today of course, as Halloween.
S.E.X. by nickelback......
extremely dirty and hot. and such amazing guitars. I want to learn how to play this and put it on you tube...lol although i feel like i so wont be that hardcore....haha heres the awesome video
Friends Book Published Credit Repair 411
My friend Lois Jarrell has just published her first book. Credit Repair 411.
This book is an AMAZING and MUST read book for ALL.
Keeping the cost under $10.00 because she believes in helping others and wants others to know what she has learned. There is SO much valuable information in this book.
Please check out her webpage and decide for Yourself.
My oldest is sick. I have a few things I need to do today...don't think I'll get around to doing it. Blah. I need to sleep. I'm tired. A nap is in my NEAR future.
Love my friends
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The A merican said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.."
"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."
You could have heard a pin drop.
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'
You could have heard a pin drop.
Gen Colin Powell
When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an exa mple of empire building by George Bush.
He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here?
DeGuale did not respond.
You could have heard a pin drop
It Still Matters
news reports say that on may 27th of this year the world bank experienced a racial slur written on the wall. On a daily basis the "N" word is used by multiple races including african americans, anglo americans (i think thats wat we are now), hispanics, indians, asians etc etc etc. Holy hell even webster put it in his book and i dont see ppl sueing those bastards! if u are offended by words, try goin to a forward area where they throw bullets instead. i'm not a racist, i'm just tired of ppl bitching about certain words so much that it makes international news. times have changed since the 1920's in america. why can't we all just get along if not be friends. if this offends you think about how long we have fought this war. if ppl stop showing that they are offended then ignorant ass ppl will stop spray painting that shit in the world bank and we can all make our transactions in peace
Like It Matters
Researchers in Europe have spent 20 million euro to find out if cell phones will give the user brain tumors. Why the hell does it matter?! we use microwaves in our homes, eat preservatives, inhale car exhaust, gas fumes, dip, smoke, drink acidic sodas, and the top of the list, USE ANTI-PERSPIRANT DEODORANTS! Who the hell gives a shit if a cell phone may give us a brain tumor! chances are we're gonna die from a so-called pandemic disease befor a tumor has a chance to fucking grow. So spend all that money dumbass, you could be feeding the poor!
What A Long Strange Trip Its Been
Wow,My life has been turned around in the last few months.My sister is a heroin addict and I now have custody of my 2 nephews.I love the fact that I can offer them more than they have recieved in a long time from their own parents.I believe they deserve more.Since I have had them,I can see a huge difference in the way they act and they just seem all around happier and that alone just heals my soul.They are like sons to me and will always be a major part of my life no matter what happens with them down the road.They have such good hearts and I honestly think They can grow and prosper with the proper guidence.I will give them my all and make sure i raise two honorable and respectable young men.Its been a real challenge..especially since my wife and I are expecting our own child in nov. but i would do it all over again without a second thought.
America The Beautiful
According to dept of state, America is the number one country for sex slave trading. This leads me to tell everyone in America, GO BUY A GUN. Protect your own. If you are a member of this growing trend how bout this...go fuck yourself and leave innocent ppl to fuck as they please. In short I hope you die a horrible death you desperate derranged sex offender :)
In recent news searches it was discovered that musicians have demanded from the pentagon that they be told if their music was used for torture at GITMO. Terrorist will say anything to destroy America from the inside out. Thank you to all the musicians who did exactly what those terrorist wanted you to do. Defy the government some more asshole. Teenagers and the like follow your opinions some like you are a God only to find later in life that if you didnt have a talented voice you be on a street corner begging for food!!!
Long Time No See!
Hi folks, its been ages since have been on here, there has been a very good reason too. basically back in Feb '08 hit a deep pothole which nearly threw me off the bike, but I landed on metal grabrail. Was that hard it has put a step in my coccyx bone, but not only that my lower front pelvis is caving in and the worst thing I cannot be fixed, so am constantly on morphine for pain. So sitting for any length of time is painful. This is why I havent been on here. But have often wondered how you all are my friends and hope life is treating you well. Drop in and say hi. For those of you who are my closer friends, I can give you my email addy and stay in contact that way. Would be nice to hear from you ;) Much love n hugs to you all! Kiddies will be knocking door soon trick or treating, got my witches hat and sweeties at the ready hehehehehe
Women And Men
Why is it when a man wants to get laid all the time it is wrong but when a women wants it it is ok???
Gotta Give Him Points For Originality... Gotta Highlight It To Read :|
So A few days ago, I get this email...
This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until you receive thetape and pics i am going to give to you. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this maysound very surprising to you but it's the situation.I have been paidsome ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons best knownto him.It's someone I beleive you know very much.Besides,this isthe ist time I turn out to be a betrayer to him .Now listen,I will post the tape and pics to you,but before that, I need$12,000. I repeat, do not arrange for the cops until we have bothsorted this out as my employer wants you dead at all cost. Paymentdetailswill be provided for you to make a part payment of $5000 first,whichwill serve as gurantee that you are ready to co-orperate,then i willpost a copy of the tape that contains his request for me toterminate you and pics which will be enough evidence
Please Pray For Natalie
My baby cousin Natalie was diagnosed with Lukeimia last night at 11 pm. She will be 3 in December. I am asking everyone who reads this to please pray for her and her parents as they go through this hard time. She is just a baby. If you have kids u would ask the same thing if it was happening to your child, so please pray for Natalie...
Lol Sounds Like Something I'd Pull
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello" I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone,I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came
Immigration And The National Language
Where to start? Nasty issue sure to flare some tempers,but true is true any way you want to slice it so here is my take from the south,and a state that has seen an influx of illegals in the hundreds of thousands.
Here,neighbors who are illegal mexican natives live on either side of me..live 15 or more to a house thats 4 bedroom,drive gas guzzling SUV's that most people earning the money they make..illegally and off the tax roll mind you couldnt afford...They pack into these homes like roaches,sell fucking cocaine,create crime in the process in the form of addicts who want the coke and will do anything to get it. Rob people,break into their homes and harm them,prostitute,shit you name it. Not to mention the school system is flooded with their children which in turn has caused property owners taxes to soar to pay for the extra costs,the state government is allowing these illegals to collect welfare benefits,which also cause tax payers to pay more..whats the fair trade off here? There
my lips are a holy mess, Ive been biting them for about 3 days straight. Til they bleed. Gahhh
I just cant not pick at that crusty skin.
Just Want My Friends To Know I Am Very Upset!!!
Hi Friends, I am very upset..this user ... Bisillysusie... is using my pic as her primary photo and she also stole some of my photo's too and made a folder entitled "the many faces of me"...which is NOT REALLY HER..they are ME..its just sad a user has gone to this length and can't really use her own pic as HER main profile photo.. just want my friends to know beware of crap like this that can happen here. bouncer says there is nothing they can do about it. Anyway there's a fake ME out there lurking. Ty for taking the time to read this...Oh and If you visit her profile plz ask her to take my primary pic down and tell her to use her own damn pic!!!! Ty again
the immature will make mistakes and all the world's a stage..where free will beings choose and our wicked wicked ways..what is real the sleeper asks from deep in the dream..and the angels whisper it is the awakening....towards the light of goodness rise open your eyes and see..love
Following blog from Doc Huckster a friend from another site
Evil must be achoice
In order to choose goodness..evil must be a choice...darkness contrasted with light and both given a voice..
We are free beings evolving towards perfection in space and time... limited by our ownhuman capacity..eternty and the divine to understand..
Mmhmm Hot Stuff...
well we will start out with my eyes, then on to the little nibbles on ur ears while i gently caress your sweet face with the tips of my fingers, which path would you like to take next i compliment you on your beautiful smile, i lean in closer notice the sweet smell of your hair, i gently kiss the tip of your nose while slowy, ever so gently, make my way to your supple neck, i rub my lips against it just softly as u can feel my breath... i begin to become extremly aroused while staring into your gaze, as i play with the tips of your fingers i cant help but wonder what you are thinking, i place my other hand over your eyes and while is bring ur hand to my lips and gently start to kiss them i kiss your bottom lip, then your top lip, then the bottom again, my tongue slowly slips between your wet lips and meets yours
My Pretty Peom From My Heart
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.
You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.
I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.
Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.
What a way to start the morning....3am, I hear the front door open and shut so I go check it out...it be the ex. And right there, we start arguing for a while. Then we had a talk....Told him my feelings and all and some of the things that I was going to do to myself. He says I'm selfish, maybe I am for keep having thoughts of taking my life. Several times I've thought of it, couple times I've stopped myself. I guess I just want to give up a lot of times but only a couple things that keeps me going. I told him that I would be moving out in a couple short weeks, he asked me where I was going, I didn't tell him. I'm sure he'll find out later.
I'm tired...my head hurts. I didn't even get time to shower so I'm sure I'm going to look like shit at work...great for Halloween I guess. My eyes are blood shot. I don't want to go to work but I need the money and I don't want to be around him. He's told me I've hurt him a lot and I told him he's done the same to me.
So much things that I want in
I feel so bad. Last night I went out with my cousin's wife. We went to an interview/answer thing and met Sam Trammell. If any one wants to know who he is, he plays the shapeshifter on True Blood or you can just google him. After that we went and got something to eat.
It was nice being able to get out of the house and have fun. I hardly do that now. That's not why I feel bad though.
I feel bad because I made a promise to someone. I didn't get to actuallyl do that promise. When I got home the weather was apparently bad. It wasn't raining, just windy. My internet was down. I tried everything to get online and nothing worked. I tried sending texts all night. I didn't get an answer. One of two things happened.
1. They are really mad so they didn't answer my texts.
2. The weather was somehow messing up my phone and they never got the texts.
Either way I still feel like shit because I broke a promise.
 This is in the wrong blog section and I'm not fixing it. =/
I See How You Are
I bet you say that to all the boysAnd they fall for it every timeI bet you think that you've got meRight where you want meI see how you are and I love it, I love itI see how you are and I want to be with youI bet you say that to all the menYou think that I'm one of themI bet you think I don't mean itBut all I do is mean itI see how you are and I love it, I love itI see how you are and I want to be like youAnd I'm glad you're protecting yourselfIf it wasn't you I wouldn't trust someone
- 'I See How You Are' Broken Family Band
Needs A New Owner Asap
This is a lot to ask for, but i need a new owner bad. Mine has decided that he is going to talk down to me because when he was bombing he did absolutely nothing for me, and is supposed to one of my very good friends. He has done nothing for me since he was my owner, and he has the price set so high, hardly anyone can afford to buy me! I went and got him bling as soon as he bought me, and he was very kind. Normally, i would not care if someone does not bomb or bling me, but my son is in the hospital, and he couldn't even send a message saying im sorry. He was to busy trying to hit Oracle, and was selfish and did nothing for his friends. I was stupid to let him buy me. He was supposidly a good friend, but he didn't do anything nice for me at all, and sent no good wishes while i was away with my son being flown to a hospital in a different city so he didnt die. No letter, email, nothing, and then chewed me out for being upset that he didn't think of me when he went on his spree. I just wa
I am so excited! My awesome fu fiance bought me my first one. I was starting to feel really down because only my pretty close friends were doing anything for me. My son was put in the hospital yesterday and will be there 10 days. He had a ruptured apendix..so everything has just sucked for a while. So, I am so happy to be able to see someone really gives a shit about me and my life!! Thank you Mike. I am activing the bomb tomorrow, so whoever bombs me today or tonight....will be bombed back. Also, I do want some bling, so if you get me something, and you have a folder, i will bomb you. Thank you to all my true friends that do do things for me. Karma is so wonderful! I hope everyone enjoys the HH! I will be bombing on Halloween!! yay!
Plz Fill Out
Fill out this out app and send it back to me. I wanna see what everyone would write. And I'll fill it out and send it back to ya if you do.1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position ?4. Do you think i'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Three sum?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like fore play?23. What is fore play to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
Kinda Of Ironic After Hearing This Song It Made Me Realize It
[V1]Let's get the story straightYou were a poisonYou flooded through my veinsYou left me brokenYou tried to make me thinkThat the blame was all on meWith the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you[Chorus]It's not me it's youAlways has been youAll the lies and stupid things you say and doIt's youIt's not me it's youAll the lies and pain you put me throughI know that it's not me it's youYouYouIt's not me it's you, you[V2]So here we go againThe same fight we're always inI don't care so why pretendWake me when your lecture endsYou tried to make me smallMake me fall and it's all your faultWith the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you[Bridge]Let's get the story straightYou were a poisonFlooding through my veinsDriving me insaneAnd now you're gone awayI'm no longer chokingFrom the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you
This Song Gives Me The Strength I Need To Carry On
One Day Too Late lyricsV1Tick tock hear the clock countdownWish the minute hand could be rewoundSo much to do and so much I need to sayWill tomorrow be too lateFeel the moment slip into the pastLike sand through an hourglassIn the madness I guess I just forgetTo do all the things I saidPreTime passes byNever thought I’d wind upOne step behindNow I’ve made my mind upChorusToday I’m gonna try a little harderGonna make every minute last longerGonna learn to forgive and forget’Cause we don’t have long, gonna make the most of itToday I’m gonna love my enemiesReach out to somebody who needs meMake a change, make the world a better place’Cause tomorrow could be one day too lateOne day too lateOne day too lateV2Tick tock hear my life pass byI can’t erase and I can’t rewindOf all the things I regret the most I do…Wish I’d spent more time with youHere’s my chance for a new beginningI saved the best for a better endingAnd in
Bound To Be Different
I imagine if I had taken one more step
I might have missed the moment I am in now
I would never have this now
Do I really want this now
Its broken and fallin apart
and I can barely make sense of this now
I would rather have missed it
tripped and fallen over it
Run passed it without knowing it ever existed
not a sign..no flashing lights just me
in the middle of a moment
I never really thought I would have...never really wanted to have
And now I cant forget that I stepped here
in this moment
Little Susie came home from school with a smile on her face & told her mom, "Frankie showed me his weenie today at the playground". Before her mom could say a word Susie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a smile, Susies mom asked, "Really small was it?" Susie said, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.
Tonight I Was Trippin!!!!!
Well, I just played 5 games of Beer Pong. Just smoked a joint. And i am jammin to some awwsome tunes right now. I'm fuckin Trippin out on this computer! Anyways, Whoa, Breaking Benjamin Just blared int o my headphones. Oh Speaking of them GUYS, if you ever need a good tune to listne to when you're down. Check out Breaking benjamin's album Dear Agony. Anyhoo, So i didnt get to go out tonight (Devil's Night) like i wanted too so i drank some beers, and came home and smoked half a joint by me self. i then got on my computer and started listening to music and checkin shit out. Havin a blast. So What the Hell did ya'll do tonight? Hit Me Up!!!!
[tipping The Scales]
I'm not dead!
...*yawns*but I really don't have much to say.
so I'm not going to force the issue.
I dunno. Guess I'm kinda in my comfort zonepining for a girl that will never acknowledge meignoring the obnoxious ones that adore memaking moneywhich of course the job is going over the edge if I don't apply at the next contractor...but that means tryingand possibly failingand possibly getting it...
Neither outcome is great.
It means more her.Again, a mixed blessing.It does however mean stability for the first time in my fucking life.again...a mixed blessing.
Everything's in balance by playing symetrical tug of warbut the lines are fraying.
So I'm going to bed early tonightdo that hoodoo I do just before sleep where my semi-concious and half-tranced mind comes up with all the harsh realities and simple solutions.
More to come.But notice that I didn't say anything about answers.
Join The Think Pink Mafia Today!
Banded together in the fight against breast cancer...if you play FuMafia and are looking to be a part of a turf, feel free to check us out...if you are in a mafia looking to change to another one...feel free to do so as well...thank you all very much. The link for it is:
What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.1. Repeat number 9......